Comes back later. All urinals being used, pees in sink. No hands on. Shows off by fixing tie, looks around, pees on floor. Is not sure what he has been in lately, makes quick inspection.
Plays stream up and down urinal, tries to hit fly or bug.
Opens vest, pulls out tie, pees in pants. Looks directly at bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble. Farts silently while leaking, acts very innocent, knows that man in next stall will be blamed. Waits a long time, teeth floating, pees in sink. Waits until he has to crap, then does both.