A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space. The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. Doing it the hard way is always easier.