Paint the face a politically correct color and use it as a lawn jockey. Appoint it Secretary of Death so deceased people will be represented in the Clinton Cabinet. The registration records show nine out ten stiffs voted for him. Put a small motor in it and send it to Janet Reno for those long nights when she's horny. Drive it out to Fort Marcy Park.
Nobody comes back from there alive.
Take it to Hawaii and tell the worms it's a luau. Give it to Jesse Jackson to use as an equal opportunity hatrack. Donate it to a playground where kiddies can play Pin the Tail on the Ambassador. Make it the subject of a Kenneth Starr investigation and it will never be heard of again. M. Larry Lawrence took a trip on Air Force One, fabricated a war record, and got buried in Arlington Cemetery.