Had all kinds of help - but no joy for 30 minutes. Then I had a brainstorm - someone had a big screwdriver and I popped the window. The van has sliding windows. Locks be damned. You can get into the van in 30 seconds with anything that pries.
Most car thieves carry screwdrivers.
This time we were lucky. We got our coffee and went back to Red Lobster and got seated. We were in a hurry at dinner because my older son and his companion needed to get home early. And we had spent all afternoon loading the G4. This big machine is slowly coming on-line.