She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are afflicted with any church. The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning. Remember in prayer those who are sick of our church and community. Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service.
Pastor is on vacation.
A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. First, God really does exist, and second, tomorrow He will destroy the Earth. The good news is that God does exist, and the bad news is that he will destroy the Earth tomorrow. He often wondered what gender computers should be addressed.