Rudolph the red-nosed wino will guide our sleigh tonight. Death without actually passing into the next world. Don't overdo it with sweet blended concoctions. All of these sick sugary trendy drinks with cream of whatever, and doughnut-flavored schnapps, and layers of nifty floating colored syrups and liquers. Gallons of Coca-Cola mixed with hard liquor.
Most kids still have to learn the hard way.