That s no reason I shouldn t get voted Best Saxophone Player in the upcoming Downbeat, Playboy and Creem polls. Thus, the selection of me as Man Of The Century is a given. Fellow creative people, I expect you to do your part. Rant on about how your brush stroke, composition, personal philosophy, whatever is indelibly influenced by Stately Wayne Manor. The hack will be delighted you gave him a name he can correctly spell and you ll get the satisfaction of duping the dope.
Negative publicity is cool, too.
Forget Jodie Foster, finger Stately as your motivation. Devoting your entire existence to Manormania is a FAR better alternative. That way my name is bound to wind up within the first three paragraphs of the news stories. I don t care. The most beautiful aspect of the I don t care principle is that it translates to zero bias.