Punks dont drink mixed drinks. Steal something long and sharp. Skewers are good, as are those pointy things that you put kabob on. Some people like to use hatpins. Just dump some left over jack daniels or something on it and wipe it clean on your tongue.
Punks never waste alchohol.
Make sure that you're very very skinny and sick alot from doing alot of hard drugs. This is essensial for the healing process. You cant get really good bruises and mystery bleeding without a very strict regime of herion and speed. Now its time to pierce your cheek. Hold the sharp pointy thing under a crack lighter until its really fucking hot.