Nothing travels faster than a bouncing check. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone too blame it on. Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth. Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any. Never take life seriously.
Nobody gets out alive anyways.
No guts, no glory. No brain, same story. Cocain is God's way of telling you you make too much money. If you don't die from it it is healthy. Never sleep with anyone crazier than you.