The Way It Is There are things in this life that are true - absolutely true. Children think they know all these things.
Men talk as if they do.
But is is only woman who really know. Woman's Ways Clearly, only a woman is skilled enough to change a toliet paper roll because no one else has ever tried it. The only time you ever lose weight is after you finally give in and buy something that fits. Woman don't really feel invigorated after aerobics. They crave a jelly doughnut and a nap.