Real Developers never write memos on paper. They send memos via computer mail networks. Real Developers have no use for managers. Managers are a necessary evil. They exist only to deal with personnel bozos, bean counters, senior planners, and other mental defectives.
Real Developers scorn floating point arithmetic.
Real Developers don't drive clapped-out Mavericks. They prefer BMW's, Lincolns, or pick up trucks with floor shifts. Fast motorcycles are highly regarded. Real Developers don't believe in schedules. Planners make up schedules.