Maintaining a portfolio based on one commodity could have negative implications for Demon's institutional investors. Diversification into other precious metals as well as a mix of long and short Gilts and high technology stocks appears to be in order. It has long been felt that the production rate of one egg per goose per day is an example of the decline in productivity. Three geese will be let go, and an upgrading in the selection procedure by personnel will assure management that from now on every goose it gets will be a good one. 7. Their function is primarily decorative although they did act as a good burgler alarm.
Mechanical swans are on order.
The current swans will be retrained to learn some new strokes and therefore enhance their outplacement into Demon's management team. Additionally, certain militant maids consider this a dead-end job with no upward mobility. Alternatively the have been invited to apply for a job as WebMaster. This function will be phased out as these individuals grow older and can no longer do the steps. While leaping ability may be somewhat sacrificed, the savings are significant because we expect an oversupply of unemployed MPs this year.