When four or more men get together, they talk about sports. When four or more women get together, they talk about men. Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly. Men are less sentimental than women. He just didn't want to call you.
Men hate to lose.
I once beat my husband at tennis. Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. I want to have your children. Sometimes they leave skid marks.