Orientation week is one sweet deal.
So far you've gotten everything placed right in your hands, hands which perhaps still carry the smell of hayfields back home. There's been the free meal, the Orientation Sample Pack of Adderall, the cattle-call to freshman night on 113th, and the discounts on returning service at St. Luke's. By now you've gotten a whole lot of hook-ups, and its our intention that they not stop there. Lit Hum is but the length of this article away. Don't go to Cliff Notes.