The experts are right, you know. These mobile phones are bad for you. While in jail after being charged with destroying fields of genetically modified maize, Greenpeace executive director Lord Melchett received a gift of a frozen cake with a 10-inch file protruding from its icing from supermarket chain Iceland. Considering one of the farmers whose crops were raided almost had a heart attack it was a crass gesture of support. But no doubt Iceland was keen to highlight its own anti-GM stance with a cheeky publicity stunt.
Meat is also a controversial issue, though.
And Iceland's sale of it would be abhorrent to many protesters, much like GM crops were to his Lordship. So, if tonight, vegetarian militants decided to put bricks straight through Iceland's windows by way of complaint, no doubt the supermarket would see the funny side of that, too.