We are born naked, wet, and hungry. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. If you see a man opening the door of his car for his wife, one of them is new. I heard about an Eskimo who sat on a block of ice too long and now he has Polaroids. Cheese that does not belong to you is called Nacho Cheese.
Men are like bank accounts.
I ve been told that the reason bagpipe players always walk when they are playing is so that they can get away from the noise. If you never learn the rules you cannot understand when you have broken one. We ve got what it takes to take what you got. Out for a Quick Byte. I attended school hoping to become a wit, but only got half way.