Every nitwit with a toilet flushing the most unimaginable garbage upon us. Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. Apollo blinds those who press too close in worship. Don't look straight at the sun. Go into a dark bar and have a beer with Dionysos, every now and then.
Premature optimization is the root of all evil.
There are many intelligent species in the Universe. They are all owned by cats. Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great and mystical powers. The religion of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based on both faith and logic. A magic spell cast over a computer, causing it to turn one's input into error messages.