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Measurement creates the illusion of control.
Control, as we all know, is a popular substitute for power. Power, as any fool could tell you, is where all the fun is. Therefore, if you want to have fun, measure things. In case you re not totally convinced that measuring things is fun, try measuring your HQ that s your Humor Quotient. Unlike your IQ, a high HQ gives you all the fun with none of the responsibility.