This is the first edition of the experimental InterNetKrant in English. It is so complete and thorough that no more editions should ever be necessary. After 68 weeks the paralyzing strike of the poodle groomers shows no signs of being resolved. Schrampoedel denied that De Poedelaar had demanded an inquiry, and called for an inquiry. De Poedelaar attempted to paralyze Schrampoedel's demand for an inquiry but was paralyzed by Poedelzak.
Observers expect the government to fall tomorrow.
Van Mutant has been keeping the money for himself because of severe shortages in his own budget. The province of Limburg has officially declined King Albert's invitation to join Belgium. North Brabant has not yet reached a decision, but neither has it received any invitation. Further tests have been postponed while a committee is appointed to study the problem. Feyax's 5-2 victory over Ajanoord was reversed by league officials on the grounds that Feyax's center, Roel Dijkstra, was ineligible to play, being a character from a comic book.