Tofu tastes like ass with eggs. The Officer has no sympathy for your confusion. The Corporate Intranet is the greatest thing that's ever happened in your dim little pathetic life. Avoid electrocution when possible. Do things in the general solar year they are required.
Nothing is ever as fun as the first time.
Except maybe for soul-wrenching masochistic crushes on people who will never be more than politely lukewarm to you. If it works the first time, it's wrong. Nazi Swastikas are rarely, if ever, free speech. Anyone who insists on this is not necessarily good dating material. Translating straight without checking context can result in physical harm.