He enjoys a fruitful career as a zipper insert technician. He is a staunch NRA supporter and after child support payments, he is likely to be jetsetting about the globe pursuing one or more of his hobbies such as spelunking, aqueduct snorkeling, and exotic game hunting. Weekends find him stalking such illusive creatures as the Arctic Rhino, the Indonesian Swamp Grouse, the PortugueseBarn Dragon, and the South Pacific Hammerhead Dingo. When I was eight my father said to me, 'Gary, life is but a series of experiences. Neither good nor bad, just experiences.
Nobody likes a loser.
You can't eat dreams. Dave Girtsman Loud, Raucus, a real extrovert. Has a thing for dairy products. Loves to go cow tipping, and likes to push shopping carts into brand new luxury automobiles. Hates street fairs because of the bruising to the back of his ankles caused by bitter women pushing strollers.