Women brush their hair before bed. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet.
Men just get a large bowl to share.
The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.