I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger.
Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. But I repeat myself. Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Iraq.