Then, the patient's arm twitches, and normal functions start to take over, but he's still unconscious after many many hours of transplants and surgery. The patient awakens, but has amnesia, and is not able to remember who he is, nor why he has hundreds of lacerations, contusions, stitches and staples where organs have been extracted and replaced by generous philanthropists and family members. We get the original boot disk up on a separate machine and copy files over as needed. Patient regains memory slowly, but has to undergo intense psychiatric therapy for post-traumatic stress disorder, and a hefty dose of Prozac and physical therapy. Patient sues hospital for malpractice and wins 10 million dollars, but must still undergo outpatient therapy for quite some time.
Patient donates old, bad organs to science.
Several months ago our team brought up a POP server for the Computing division. This machine has at least several hundred users and is working well. The other day, somebody from outside the team came by asking if we'd seen our extra machine. Well, it turns out that the server isn't actually ours. Anyway, now the real owners want their server back.