Live every day like it's your last. One day it will be. Men fight for freedom, then pass laws to take it away. Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Money can't buy happiness, but allows a choice of misery.
Most people deserve each other.
Never appeal to his better nature. He may not have one. Never argue with a fool - people might not know the difference. No one test the depth of a river with both feet. Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.