7. Was still laughing at that last top ten list. Sun got in my eyes. Being a top-rated NHL goalie, being traded to a cold Canadian city, not getting the money you deserve, and having to play in Las Vegas 2. Drunk fans who toss Hostess Ding Dongs towards the net. Players at parties who want to turn mask upside-down and fill it up with bean dip.
Pads give appearance that they have really big butts.
Every day, for the rest of their life, they will not have a good reason for dropping anything ever again. Frostbite caused by leg split. When trainer relaces normal water in bottle with sparkling Folger's Crystals. It's legal to play hockey professionally. The puck is always hard.