To a woman, entertainment means a good movie, concert, play or book. To a man, entertainment means anything that can be done while drinking. I used to have a handle on life but it broke. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Men are like copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. Being organized means using multicoloured Post-It notes. Time is a great healer, but a lousy beautician. We welcome your feedback. All rights reserved.