Consequently, an inordinate number of people who drool on themselves have computers and internet access. Anyway, I hate to burst anybody's balloon, but electronic chain letters don't work any better than the old-fashioned paper ones did. Nor are they an indicator of any greater intelligence. It takes a major brain cramp to believe sending off countless copies of a chain letter will tilt the cosmos in your favor. Nobody wants your recycled jokes.
Nobody wants to see second-hand cartoons.
Nobody's interested in a column you copied off the Freedom Militia website. If you have something to say, say it. Don't copy it. Of course, to make this point with your friends, feel free to forward this message to your heart's content.