David got an erection without drugs of any sort, and actually proceeded to impregnate me without consulting a manual. This is because the majority of babies in the world have been safely conceived this way throughout all of eternity. I beg to differ.
Pregnancy is a natural, healthy condition.
It is not a disease. If a woman is physically and psychologically healthy, there is absolutely no need to measure her tummy, test her urine, or check her blood. Needles hurt because skin is not designed to be punctured. And suppose they aren't healthy. Perhaps if they believe in the professional more than they believe in themselves.