My thanks to every wit who came up with these. You know who you are. 13 - One to change the lightbulb and twelve to hold her jewelry. The Goddess is alive and she ate my homework. Your airplane being hijacked by a group of radical Unitarians.
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh. One to change it, one not to change it. Evil is sin. Sin is forgiven. So, sex is in.