And every successful poly family includes at least two computer geeks. Most successful, truly poly-types have a computer network in their house. Out of them, the poly-activists have a dedicated 24x7 internet connection. Polys and monos don't mix. A poly world would be a horrible thing.
Poly men are promiscuous womenizers.
Poly women are promiscuous sluts. I actually didn't hear this one for the first time until last year, believe it or not. I don't think she got it. Poly people all prioritize their relationships the exact, same way. Um, poly people need sleep.