Korys are egotistical, pleasure-driven jerks. There is always something wrong with a Kurt. Leonards are avid bug collectors. Lesters are molesters. Lonnies are nasty.
Martins have a strange sense of humor.
Mikes are rascally, troublesome guys but are usually nice. Nates are cocky for a reason. Nelsons are home-schooled. Nicks are jerks, immature and only want your body. Owens have large families and drive fast.