I'm the kind of guy who can take it as well as he dishes it out. But having said that, I'll admit there are some things you should never ever tease me or any other guy about. First, they can be quantified and compared against other men's attributes. Second, we have absolutely no power to change them. Our Money Having more money is obviously much better than having less.
Men believe that their financial worth reflects their inner worth.
So teasing us about our salaries is really another way of making fun of our manhood. Big TVs mean big wallets. And a guy's net worth isn't something he can just instantly change unless he has a gun and ski mask. If there's anything men are sensitive about besides old movies about dogs it's our hair. Every guy I know worries about losing his locks one day, because he truly believes that with his hair goes his ability to attract women.