If you are a short blonde guy, you will always and forever, for the rest of your life, have trouble getting the ladies to notice you. Even after you save them from disaster. You'll get fried like poor Greedo. He won't like you. Definitely don't stand next to ugly guys who have the death sentence in twelve systems.
Old men are prone to lie, er, stretch the truth.
Don't eat hunks of meat hanging out in the forest. Teddy bears are your friend. They have bad attitudes. If we ever meet little green men from other planets, they will be wise. Your old jalopy may not look like much, but if it runs, it's better than being stuck on a backwater desert planet.