Your neighbors complain about where they live, yet they refuse to return to the state they moved from. There is a church on every corner but they all teach the same thing. You go to a wedding reception where the bride isn't pregnant, but her mother is. You get a divorce but still have a wife. The most popular public transportation system is a ski lift.
People drive to Idaho to pick up a gallon of milk so they can play the lottery.
College football rivalries are bigger than the Super Bowl. Beer drinkers don't shop on Sunday. You don't have to breathe cigarette smoke until you walk outside a building. The cost of living rises while your salary drops. Every driveway has a mini-van and a pickup truck.