It was a dark and stormy night. Every conceivable cliche is cut and pasted from countless Grade B horror flicks into one film. Just because a film is brand new, doesn't mean it hasn't been done before - and substantially better. Each time, the method adheres to yet another urban legend. Of course, four-letter words are easier to write than genuine comedy.
None deserves to die.
Too bad the Big Madman On Campus couldn't have grabbed the writer and director first.