Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole. It's not just for breakfast anymore. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Age is a verry high prise to pay for maturity. If you haven't seen this before it's pretty funny.