Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day. Buy a tank. The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria. Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's class. Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.
Nothing is faster than the speed of light.
To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the light comes on. Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. When hammering a nail, you will never hit your finger if you hold the hammer with both hands. It is impossible for an optimist to be pleasantly surprised. A surprising property of a computer program.