A third child brought the argument to a close. Only in America can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and draft dodger live in the White House. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. The older you get, the better you realize you were.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Women like silent men, they think they're listening. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.