They do get stuck. The wind blows at 90 MPH from Oct. 2 until July 15, then it stops totally. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic. Graduating 1st in your class means you left in the 8th grade. Coldbeer is one word.
People actually grow and eat Okra.
Texans really don't have an accent. When the world ends, only cockroaches and mesquite trees will survive. Green grass DOES burn. When you live in the country, you don't have to buy a dog. City people drop them off at your gate in the middle of the night.