48 - My wife is away for the weekend. 66 - My second wife is dead. The authors of Snaps offer a humorous collection of the best and worst one-line gambits used by men on women, organized into such categories as Bar Lines, Celebrity Lines, and Politically Correct Lines. Men don't need them. They put instructions in all those boxes of things that need to be put together for other people, not for men.
Men already know how to put things together.