Heaven forbid, should anyone need to go to the bathroom within an hour of the aforementioned performance. What men need to understand is that if they want their basic needs met, they have to continuing the courting process. Stray body hair, for example, doesn't belong on the soap or entwined around the plughole, nor does a plethora of objects such as penknives, odd socks, CD's, old post-it notes, almost empty deodorant bottles and a miscellaneous assortment of screws, keys and obscure mechanical parts belong in one drawer in either the bedroom, kitchen or dining room. It's not until a woman allows a man to move onto her territory that she becomes aware of the full uses of a garage. Women tend to use garages to park their cars and to house a few garden tools and paint pots, which are dusted on a weekly basis.
Men view garages as multi-functional storage and entertainment areas.
Returning to the subject of hygiene, men are happy to leave the dirty dinner dishes festering on the side of the sink until the following day. Unfortunately they are not generally the ones who have to chisel off the hardened remnants from the crockery the next morning. Not only this, but men will re-heat and eat the festering remnants of the previous night's meal for breakfast. As you can see, it's only a matter of time before endearing quirks become revolting habits. Zines Top eZine List Gothic.