As a sensory experience, the NFL's button-downed elders could take a few cues from their innovative, upstart brethren. The XFL puts you in the huddle and on the field with audio-visual enhancements. You can hear the play being called from the coordinator to the quarterback before he relays it to the offense. The public address system delivers the crunching sounds you hear only through NFL Films, or in Madden 2001. For 25 bucks, you can sit at the 50-yard line.
Parking is free.
Beer sales aren't cut off after the third quarter, as with some NFL teams.