I particularly like this one. I've been told that it may be by Rita Rudner. 50 Facts About Men 1.
Men like to barbecue.
Men will cook if danger is involved. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush.