So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. The reason Santa is jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. She said that if she told me, that would defeat the whole purpose.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Today in news, Kentucky, along with Tennessee, now made it legal that you can scoop dead animals off the road and eat them. In other news, Kentucky Fried Chicken just released a new selection of tastier, crunchier chicken . A girlfriend and boyfriend are talking. The boyfriend looks at her in amazement. It's a carrot.