The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. Williams Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger.
Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. Any time four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.