The lower court ruling, handed down last month, required the children to kiss the woman upon arrival and prior to leaving. That ruling fell short of plaintiff demands, and instead agreed with defense arguments that unexpectedly awakening the kids in the middle of the night for a kiss was cruel and unusual, particularly if it involved one from Ms. Hookenbach. In overturning the original ruling, the Appeals Court found Ms. Hookenbach's breath was just too bad to impose on the young children, regardless of the occasion. According to family insiders, she regularly chews tobacco, makes snorting noises a lot and hasn't brushed her teeth in nearly 30 years. World's First Talking Cat Comments on Common Kitty Wisdom Noodles is different.
Noodles is a talking cat.
The young tom began speaking last November at the age of two, and has since achieved oratorical capabilities equivalent to a teen-age human. Turns out his attitude also reminds us of tean-age humans. We spoke with Noodles this past week and learned some surprising facts about his kind and their feelings toward us. Shut the hell up. I was almost asleep.