Which came first, the sin or the animal, is a question better left to theologians, etymologists, and other people who spent years getting advanced degrees because they were too slothful to go out and get a job. You can tell me I'm crazy, that you work 14-hour days six days a week, but in your heart you know the only reason you're doing that is you're too lazy to find a job where they treat you decently. It's not just you. And it's not just me. It's all of us.
Parents are too lazy to teach their kids responsibility.
Kids are too lazy to pull out their fake ID to get into the movies so they buy tickets to Muppets From Space and sneak into South Park. TV shows anyway. Hey, putting out something original would take work. When I tried to cash in all that time I saved it didn't do me any good. Record companies, now they're lazy.