For The Cubicle Era Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Plagiarism saves time.
If at first you don't succeed, try management. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. The beatings will continue until morale improves. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. We waste time, so you don't have to.