Make breakfast your most protein-rich and his favorite meal of the day by hiding under the table until hubby is seated with his coffee and the morning paper. Then offer to show him the headlines. Welcome hubby home from a hard day's work by greeting him at the door with a nice can of cold beer wedged between your hooterage.
Men thrive on acceptance.
Might make him all the more willing for lessons 1 through 5. This website is intended for entertainment purposes only.