Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.