Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. No husband has ever been shot while washing dishes. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going into the garage makes you a mechanic.