Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane. It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. Never take life seriously.
Nobody gets out alive, anyway.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. The Parrot A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot. It wouldn't be as much work as a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak.