Tries to get xtrek players fired. Every two hours, pulls ethernet cable from wall and waits for processes to time out. Maintains queue of questions, answers them when he gets a chance. Response time measurable in months. Screams at users until they go away.
Recruits user to system administration team.
Process accounting management. Laughs fool head off at very mention of accounting. Crippled on System V boxes. Balky printer daemons. Calls customer support every time the printer freezes.