Drinks on the house are illegal. Drinking from your own bottle in a bar can lead to your arrest. You are required to pour your drink into a glass. State government officials who engage in private duels can be dismissed from their post. All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads.
Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.
Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide. Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day. A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming. The value of Pi is 4, and not 3.1415. It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.