The priesat joined an exclusive golf club, and the next day the rabbi was in it too. The preist bought a Ferrari, so the Rabbi bought one the next day. The priest thought he found a way to one-up the rabbi that the rabbi could not possibly outdo. Rabbi says maybe he can help so that they can make their tee-off time. Priest says it's easy, sit in the confessional with him to see what happens.
Next confessor says exactly the same thing, so does the priest.
Rabbi says he's got the drift and moves to Fr. Rabbi says guy is all upset with him.