Campaign strategists scrambled yesterday as Latverian leader Dr. Victor Von Doom announced his candidacy for President of the United States. Doom, whose MIT Doctorate in Theoretical Dictatorian Influences has been questioned in the past, announced that as President, he would insure a more stable and much smaller government. Doom would save billions per year in Congressional waste alone by getting rid of the Congress and Supreme Court. Democrats plan on filing several multi-million dollar lawsuits and whining until the election.
Republicans plan on protesting the candidacy then doing nothing as usual.
Ralph Nader could not be reached for comment outside of his North Hollywood crack house and Reform Party candidate Pat Buchanan gave a speech on how closing the borders would have stopped Doom from entering the race. It is this ironic effect on people that has the other candidates worried. Talks which rapidly broke down once Doom left Washington. Doom has no idea how that weenie got elected in the first place. Attacks on Doom soon came from renowned scientists Tony Stark, CEO of Stark Industries as well as Fantastic Four leader Reed Richards.