Democrats name their children after popular entertainers and sports stars. Republican children are named after their parents or grandparents, depending on who has the most money. Democrats keep trying to cut down on smoking, but aren't successful. Neither are Republicans. Democrats save pennies, nickels and dimes.
Republicans are numismatics.
Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should. Democrats should, but don't. Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage. Democrats eat the fish they catch.