What you see here before you is a creation of this wonderful process. This article is due tomorrow today by the time you unfold the newspaper. I knew what I was going to write about on Monday, and yet it is 2 a.m. Procrastination is both a wonderful and scary thing, as I will discuss further when I get around to it. So, anyway, like I was saying.
Procrastination is wonderful.
You can put something off and put it off until finally, well, you need to do it. Being the lowly English major that I am, I often have to write papers. I find that when the paper is due in a few hours, I tend to get straight to the point and not dabble in any type of indecisive or ambiguous language. My papers then tend to be more concise. The scary part is the amount of caffeine that I must consume in order to induce the crazed stupor that gets me through 12 pages in four hours.