Let me assure you we are not racists. There are 2 things we do not abide. Prejudice and old women that dye their hair blue. We come from all walks of life and there in lies our strength. We are currently accepting membership in the militia and have only 2 requirements .
Membership is free .
To receive your free membership card and be included in our ranks, just send a SASE to yourself, along with a membership card of your own making. Hurry while supplies last.