Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing. Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. If you women knew what we were thinking, you'd never stop slapping us.
Men are like animals, but they make great pets.
No crime and lots of happy fat women. Women may be the only group that grows more radical with age. God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.