Lesters are molesters. Lonnies are nasty. Martins have a strange sense of humor. Mikes are rascally, troublesome guys but are usually nice. Nates are cocky for a reason.
Nelsons are home-schooled.
Nicks are jerks, immature and only want your body. Owens have large families and drive fast. Patricks are also incredibly sexy. Pauls suffer from male-pattern baldness. Peters are stalkers.