Men know that from time to time, it is absolutely necessary to adjust oneself. Men know that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect the man to stare at her cleavage. Men also know that the woman will get pissed off when they do, for reasons not totally clear to them. Men know that the reason men don't like cats is because they don't know how to cook them. Men know that there is no such thing as a sure thing, unless her name is Bambi.
Men know that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over there.
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