Groucho Marx Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Marriage is bliss.
Ignorance is bliss. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so are thunder and lightning.