Retards button the collars of their flannel shirts all the way to the top. Good Nazis get medals. Good retards get happy-face stickers. Really good Nazis get the Iron Cross. Really good retards figure out how to get their eyes uncrossed.
Nazis tend to dress up in leather collars and harnesses after dark.
Retards tend to be restrained in leather collars and harnesses after dark. In 1944, Roemmel ordered Nazi forces to pull out of Africa. Many Nazis were actually saddened by the news of Hitler's death. Many retards were saddened by the news of Mr. Hooper's death. Some Nazis maintained a pagan reverence for magical, flying valkyries.