Now that you're dead, you'd better pray that you were right about there being no God. Frankly, that may apply to Hawaii, but not here. We're saving our grudges for those damn British redcoats. I'm a big fan of technology.
Most guys are.
This is why all important inventions were invented by guys. For example, millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel. One day, some primitive guys were watching their wives drag a dead mastodon to the food-preparation area. His average white teammate, on the other hand, would race 58 yards past midfield. Dual leadership didn't exactly work the last time around.