Well, Its a long story. It sure is. In fact, if it was a movie, it'd take three or four sequels just to do it justice. For a man who isn't even a man at all where it counts, if you get my drift. Take it from me, honey.
Plastic is no substitute for a nice hunk of wood.
I didn't hear you complaining last night. Any guy would need a hunk of plastic, probably battery-operated, to get a reaction out of you in bed. I'll be back. Yeah, but dying is such a bitch.