The web is a dominatrix. Every where I turn, I see little buttons ordering me to Submit. Let's see if they notice. Checked out Alt. Damn fine cunnilingus.
Nothing beats it for tying two people together and whipping the relationship into shape.
People also like them in weird shapes. Oh honey let's use the dildo that looks like snow white and the seven dwarfs killing the wicked witch. I don't get that thrill either. Why, it's my ex-girlfriend, come to fuck with my mind. I get an hour long trip down the seedier, more depressing back-alleys off Memory Lane.