Adorn yourself with the comfortable pedal encasement. Sugary condiments secure initial pleasure, but fermented grain is decidedly more parsimonious of time. Precocious entry into a somnolent condition succeeded by precocious re-entry into a scheduled plan of activities will maximize salubrious conditions, remunerative gains, and sapience. Spare the rod and spoil the child. The pen is mightier than the sword.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Honesty is the best policy. A picture is worth a thousand words. He who laughs last laughs best. If the shoe fits, wear it. Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.