Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit. Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. It is illegal to wash your car in the street. You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. You may not hunt moths under a street light.