Return to the main page with the most recently-submitted jokes . Because the teacher was Hayden. Their hearing wasn't so good. One was twenty, the other was twenty 2. One married the other.
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There is a California dude going through a desert. He's wearing shorts, sunglasses, a towel and listening to music on his walkman. He's having a good time. Suddenly he sees a caravan approaching. There were two spies escaping from the enemy over the Alps into neutral Switzerland during the war.