Dresses loudly and carries lots of bags. The playwright asks to be informed of any production of this work. The play takes place in the bill-painting department of Consolidated Duck. The room is cramped and dismal, housing one desk and several long counters with stools. Present are pots of paint and jars of brushes.
Rubber ducks litter the room.
There is only one main door. A large clock looms over the room. The play is in two acts, and each act is divided into multiple scenes. Each scene takes place a small, undetermined number of days apart from each other. The time of day is always determined by the clock.