Some say there are no coincidences. If you look hard enough, you can find the amazing convergence of events that link Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy, Elvis and Jesus, or Dairy Queen and porno movies. Well, we just couldn't resist pushing the boundaries. Retards have their heads shaved to prevent lice. Nazis conquered Europe with large Panzer tanks.
Retards dominate the playground with large steel wheelchairs.
Nazis want their own separate homeland, away from the lesser peoples. Nazis pinned bright, imposing medals to their chests to commemorate their many military campaigns and victories. Retards pin bugs, post-it notes, safety pins, and bits of yesterday's lunch to their chests because they don't know any better. Nazis like beating up people. Retards like beating off on people.