Birthdays are like poison cupcakes. You can only have so many before you're dead. When an ad has to boast that what they're selling is legal, it's not. The black market for human organs is growing every day. Most people think they're excellent drivers.
Most people also think they're fantastic in bed.
Finally, most people think they're intelligent. It's because we are already so thoroughly convinced of these things that they aren't more often true. We can afford either new schools or new prisons, and since it's no coincidence that in the absence of one, the other will always fill up, we'd better choose wisely. One thing that engineers aren't taught to build is a sentence. Perhaps people who do not vote, like Diogenes, have decided to spend their lives searching for an honest candidate.