We prefer to do the grilling ourselves, but if that's not possible, only another Hog may grill for us . Red meat is the first choice, with pork ribs running a close second. When the mood strikes us, we can become quite active. It's perfectly acceptable for a Hog to go skiing or make home improvements for example, but mostly we follow ex-President Jimmy Carter's advice and conserve energy. In fact, it is acceptable to come up with projects around the house, or go to the health club as an excuse not to go shopping with a Hen.
Most movies are just retreads of the same plot.
Much better to wait for the video or pay per view. Used to illustrate to the reader on what is and what is not a Hog. Now you can talk like one too. Includes all sorts of hilarious bits about how men manage to cope in a world that is increasingly being dominated by a feminine point of view.