This is not a time for elegance and delicacy. You're also on a budget 'cause that outfit cost you three weeks of paychecks. Think White Zinfandel. Make sure to take along a couple of those bendy straws. This is a tough one.
Metal can be subtle or bold.
Silver or gold. It can be whisper quiet and heavy or jangle when you walk. Most importantly, metal makes a statement that can' t be ignored. And that's your key to a wine match. You don't do what's usual.