Well you got the blues, still you just can't lose Cause your ready to cruise in your new pair of shoes. Now you've paid your dues, so your feet can choose To amuse or make news, in those new pair of shoes. Needless to say, Yvonne and the camera crew went wild. An older woman is almost always already attached to someone, so there's no need to develop a phobia about committing to her. The last thing she needs in her life is another clingy, whiny, dependent man.
Older women are more honest.
An older woman will tell you that you are an asshole if you're acting like one. A young woman will say nothing, just in case it means you might break up with her. An older woman will never get pregnant and then suddenly demand that the two of you get married. Older women have jobs with dental plans. Younger women can't help you when your teeth get knocked out playing hockey.