Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest. It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.