When using your car, or Aunt Polly's, you fucks forgot to mention the fact that you have to be white. I have been stopped and my car searched by those motherfucking racist border guards. I'm not saying I think everybody is racist. California is still in the Dark Ages compared to your neighbor to the immediate south. It is time for your city's queers to stop waiting to be spoon fed their civil rights in little doses like a bunch of silly San Franciscans.
People are such high-aired asses and noses around here.
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