The dog, of course. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Three men were at a bar. Two of the men were discussing the control they had over their wives, while the third remained uninterested. The two men were dumbfounded. If your wife laughs at your joke, it means you either have a good joke, or a good wife. One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God that she had a problem.