More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat, begged for bread after as little as two days. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey , bread-pudding person.
Newborn babies can choke on bread.
That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than two minutes. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.