No, we mean the rashes and irritations that come from normal shaving, that even prevent a number of us from shaving every day, even when we need it. It's not a macho enough term for us, but it'll have to do, since we all understand it. If you have to shave every day, for work, you know what we mean. The reddish skin, the rashes, the bumps. None of that stuff really works, no matter how dynamic the claim.
Many women have the same problem when they shave, especially the underarms, or any sensitive area.
If you are like us, you have bounced from product to product that lull you in with soothing promises, none of which ever pan out. We just grumble and get on with life, accepting irritated skin as just one of the minor irritants, as it were, of modern day life. Professor van Hoofenstaufer, as we know you are all aware, theorizes that most modern wars break out when male diplomats become impatient during long negotiating sessions, precisely because of growing skin irritation from shaving burns to their necks and chins. Aztec Secrets Shaving Cream, with its all-natural formula derived from Aztec times, is the one product that will really work for sensitive skin, ladies and gentlemen. We guarantee you, gentlemen, and ladies, this is absolutely the best shaving concoction ever prepared.