Their click-through rates were paltry, flat, totally phony, compared to your nice, round, firm and juicy numbers. Also, you have a damn fine ass. In addition, no oral or written statements pursuant to said apology are intended to create promises of contractual obligations for said ice cream, little kisses, or a piece of pie. In addition, Management may, at its sole discretion, at any time and from time to time amend, modify, suspend or terminate said apology. If there is any discrepancy between the information discussed here, and in drunken 3 a.m. phone calls on a weeknight, the information imparted herein will always govern, especially after Management goes back and changes stuff.
Notified readers get up, get out bed.
Jen almost immolated herself lighting the candles, but eventually she got them aflame properly. I can't remember ever having had a birthday cake with candles before. It was nice. Super happy birthday to Shmuel.