I understand the new school year has begun, and most girls are excited to show off their tans from summer vacation, but please, put some clothes on. Everyone knows you are cold. Believe me, everyone can tell.
Most college students are grateful for the lack of a dress code.
What you wore last night to bed is suitable for class the next day. Although some of these girls may have worn their pleather pants and red halter top the night before, I highly doubt they wore it to bed. Or wore anything at all, for that matter. Copyright 2000, The Buchtelite.