I had a plan. I wanted to be like Danny Kaye. For many, the first memory of Carlin is as the Hippy Dippy Weatherman. Then, as now, the more controversial, the better. Name six ways we're better than chickens.
Nobody can do it.
In fact, if you look, some of them are rather unpleasant looking and a lot of them don't smell good either. There are people who are just lazy. And just want a ride to the gate. And they pass as sick and handicapped. I think you could have a good business renting canes in an airport.