Men think David Letterman is the funniest man on the face of the Earth. Women think he is a mean, semi-dorky guy who always has a bad haircut. Men take photography very seriously. Women purchase Kodak Instamatics. Of course, women always end up taking better pictures.
Men love to talk politics, but often they forget to do political things such as voting.
Women are very happy that another generation of Kennedys is growing up and getting into politics, because they will be able to campaign for them and cry on election night. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. And not in abstract terms, either. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do the laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the laundromat.