Plastic bags alone have an infinite number of additional uses. They're perfect for wrapping venison after a hunting trip. They make great otter bait and can be used to give your child hours, or at least approximately 7.5 minutes, of fun-time. Trees, on the other hand, have relatively few purposes. Environmental groups show pictures of seals who died because they foolishly entangled their bloody snouts in our masterful examples of technology.
Plastic never dies.
When an old fashioned forest burns, it takes years it takes years to rekindle its growth for future kindling. Of course, plastic bags are but one step to a total plastic solution. Imagine rippling rivers of Reynolds Wrap, and astro-fields where your mechanical pet's mechanical fecal matter can be easily hosed away. Ken, dipped in the Stay Hard Tank, and Barbie, with her silicon impacted polyethylene dispensers, can forever frolic in an H-O Lego Land, unhindered by nature's antiquated and confused ways. All rights reserved.