It's not Texas. Mountains don't block your view. Shark attacks are rare. Snow rarely visits and never stays. In July and August you can fry your breakfast egg on the driveway.
Nobody talks too fast.
Big hair, mustaches, pickup trucks and red lipstick are optional. The speed limit is 75 mph. The state doesn't waste money on building or maintaining roads. If you drive off the road you may not notice it immediately. My paycheck is delivered here.