I use some animated backgrounds on these pages. This may give some of the pages a long download time. Please be patient. If they don't make you laugh, or tug at your heart, then I failed in my mission. Still, if that be the case, I most cordially invite you to surf elsewhere.
Nothing here is intended to offend.
It's just a story, I made up for fun. This site is in story form. If you skip pages, you may not be able to follow the storyline. If you are an AOL user, please read this. If not, scroll past.