In Saugus, Massachusetts, a drug dealer was making a sale to a client in a quiet parking lot when, all of a sudden, several cops showed up. Turns out the parking lot is right behind the police station, and the cops had seen the deal go down on the video surveillance cameras they use to keep an eye on the lot. Really, mom, you shouldn't have. But when his mother realized that he had left without his GameBoy, she took off to catch up with him. Then he went off on his field trip, and she began the 900 mile trek home.
Next time try the Circumcision Soda.
In Commerce City, Colorado, a man was at work and took a break to take a few sips from a 20-ounce bottle of Ora Potency Fruit Punch. He called over his boss, who said the thing in the bottle looked like a penis. They called the cops, who took the bottle to the county coroner s office. The fruit punch comes in a clear glass bottle, but the guy claims he didn t see anything before opening it. The drink was dated at least a year ago and was bottled at a plant in Pittsburgh.