I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. They argued back and forth but the dry cleaners would not back down. Finally the Jewish man agreed to the quoted price. At the funeral they bury only one.
Marriage is like a castle in siege.
Everyone inside wants to go out, and everyone outside wants to go in. Grandchildren are God's way of compensating us for getting old. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.