Hangar area declared a petting zoo. Airport Manager builds a higher fence to keep animals in. Two legged animals escape by hiding in the dumpster on collection day. Airport Manager charges admission to the petting zoo in an attempt to raise revenue. Truth was revealed that a nearby homeowner owned the testing firm that failed the core sample.
New rumor starts that nearby homeowner became part of the new runway.
Airport Manager secretly added another 6,000 feet to the runway in the middle of the night. Turn base before hitting Sugarloaf. Women get upset at multiple offices in their restroom. FSDO relocates to the fuel shack. Jaw bone discovered wrapped around a tire of the truck that was finally extracted from the tar pit after heavy, blinding rain in which 5 airplanes landed.