People break out coats when temperature drops below 70. You discover, in July, it only takes two fingers to drive your car. The pool can be warmer than you are. You can make sun tea instantly. You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.
Most homes have more firearms than people.
You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. The AC is on your list of best friends. You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go back for seconds. The water from the cold water tap is the same temperature as the hot one. It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is moving on the streets.