According to those sitting with twenty feet of seat L2, the woman never missed a single trick throughout the entire film. But not when you've got a helpful person saying 'That is so funny' in a really loud voice on every gag. I never missed a guffaw through the entire film. Sadly for future viewers of the film, Whitely did not find the woman as she left that evening. But there are others like her, and you can but hope, the next time you go to the pictures, you end up sitting right in front of one.
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