You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever. Only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles. Everything is possible except skiing through revolving doors. The sum of the intelligence on the planet is constant, but the population is increasing. Fundamental law of the universe.
Nothing travels faster than a bouncing check.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone too blame it on. Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth. Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.