Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world. You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track. Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home. We are Microsoft.
Resistance is futile.
The most galling thing about Windows is that it works best when it's not actually doing anything. The most sophisticated piece of any technology is the chip that makes it break down the instant the warranty runs out. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron.