He came home with a truck full of frozen, huge Red fish that covered the entire front yard. Mama was instructed to call all their friends. Daddy and fishing buddies scaled fish for three days. Daddy just kept on laughing and scaling. I'm sure he would have gone to jail for it.
Men love to tell their old fishing and hunting stories.
This must be genetic. I once visited a home with animals hanging and standing everywhere. They prepare more than any woman for a Coronation Ball or birth of a child. Expletive Deleted By Betty Mother walked in about the time I was ready to throw my new VCR through the window. I had programmed it to tape an early morning, aerobic routine that I wanted to do at a more civilized hour.