Before I knew it, I was on the ground, captured, and brought roughly to an interrogation room in a ramshackle building in the desert. A voice spoke. You zee, ve already know who you are und ve haf been expecting you for some time now. Wow, I was stunned at how much they knew about me. Still, I wasn't about to volunteer any exploitable information.
Nobody iz from around here.
Then he straightened up and looked real serious. Ve vill interrogate you later. Get used to your new home. He snapped his fingers and two of his comrades took me to my new office. Hey, you can't do this to me.