Fat tells me that he had a threesome with UL and a gorgeous Asian chick and that UL went on to have a six month relationship with another woman. I choke on a handful of sunflower seeds. Chet nearly gets into a fight when the Cracker Jack Guy's bag o' Cracker Jack rams into his head as he passes by. Chet yells at all of them. Two teenaged girls sitting near us move.
Q guesses the attendance correctly.
Chet owes him a dollar. We all agree that we secretly like the Bloopers they show on the Diamond Vision. I go to have another smoke. Chet's upper palate is bleeding from the salt of the sunflower seeds. I make Fat tell me one more detail about the former love of my life.