The GAA is just a part of life and death. Gaelic Games is harder to play. Niall Quinn and Kevin Moran got out and went to soccer. You never see anyone coming the other direction. GAA players run faster, hit harder and last longer.
Nobody acts like a grenade just went off if they get tripped.
Soccer is so subtle that Wimbledon can win the FA cup. There's no one quite so bitter as a soccer bigot. They think Ryan Giggs is the new George Best. Sure sign of decline. GAA teams are numbered one to fifteen, soccer teams read like the national lottery results.