Somebody is at the door.
Nobody is at the door.
None of the above. It used to be much worse. This angered Bruno, the god of gardens, so he turned Vector into a toad. Saddened, Prolix picked up her lover and squeezed him to her bosom, which caused him to secrete a toad secretion upon her garmet. This angered Vito, the god of fabric, who turned Prolix inot an exceedingly unattractive insect.