Egg Donor . I don't think locking a woman into a tiny room with a dirty magazine and a styrofoam cup is any way to bring a child into the world. Women's singing voices grate on me like nails on a blackboard. Security Guard . I certainly wouldn't take a crap in the bushes outside of the Pillsbury building every night.
Men are better negotiators.
Women cave in at the slightest stern word and don't know how to say no to a cute face or bulging biceps. Then you obviously don't remember the character of Carolina DeMostra from Guiding Light. Let me know. I'll print your responses that agree with me in next week's column.