Newton's Law of Gravity does not apply to Japanese schoolgirls. Jogging is a universal sign for the urgent need to urinate. Ghosts can be trapped inside pet rocks. A soul weighs exactly twelve ounces. Lesbianism is caused by demonic possession.
Poltergeists are people who died without getting laid.
Evil spirits can grow in size so quickly because they are little more than balloons filled with blood. This piano music is maddening. Either it stops or I'm going to jump off a tall building. 5 mins - I guess that she had the same idea. 26 mins - If these two are really having sex then he is a Japanese version of John Holmes.