She thought a quarterback was a refund. She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. He thought General Motors was in the army. She tripped over a cordless phone. He spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said concentrate.
Mistakes are also fair game.
Little truisms abound. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Make sure you send it in to the Staff Sound-Off.