How ironic the only thing you have ever given me is your looks. And I'm going to get my money's worth. I dare say you're wife couldn't tell the difference. Calm down brother you will soon be able to move a bit more freely. This text has changed.
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The Kidnapping of S. Claus 1997, Matthew Lowe. For Infomation on ordering copies of any of my plays or about gaining rights to perform this play see contacts .