We don't want to antagonize them too much. It takes us 30 minutes to make it out to our cars. We do not want to leave. We are too excited. We roam around in the shopping center, laughing, shrieking, being noisy in general.
Men just look.
We hold up our trophies. They shake their heads and sadly walk away. I cry all the way home. I eat a fish sandwich and drink coffee at McDonald's. It's the same one I stop at with my kids.