We are going to act like fools for the fans. We really are. You're going to find out a lot of foul stuff about people. The fact is, you're going to find out a lot of stuff when the XFL debuts Saturday - particularly, which gimmicks will work and which won't.
New rules speed the game to encourage brutish play, while giving perky cheerleaders more airtime.
About 20 players will wear microphones during games for an insider effect. There even will be cameras in the locker rooms. You might even catch some players naked. Or you might hear the coach cussing people out. That's going to be the embarrassing part, getting in trouble with the coach.