He's from Texas, you know. So I put a lot of thought into his gift. He also writes for few soap opera magazines, although he swears he doesn't really like soap operas. I think he's lying. But anyway, he is also a professional musician.
Musicians are a stinky bunch of people.
One musician confessed to me that he doesn't wash his clothes, he just uses Febreeze. Kel is a bass player, and they usually don't get as stinky as drummers, but they smell nonetheless. So I got really clever with this one. Now he can be happier AND smell fresher. I bet he's excited for Jesus' birthday, then.