When in doubt, mumble, when in trouble, delegate. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening. It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money. A bird in hand is safer than one overhead. Everything east of the San Andreas fault will eventually plunge into the Atlantic Ocean.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncomming train. Celibacy is not hereditary. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone. To know yourself is the ultimate form of aggression, Freudian Psychology.