No sir, that might work for a George W. Bush, but the difference is he runs out of anything to say in about two seconds and the people seem to like that about him for some reason, so what the fock. I got to get me some goals. Ask him for the time and he'll give you the history of time measurement starting with the discovery of the sun. My crowd can't sit that long. At least a goal I can forget about is the need to prove I'm a nice guy.
Nice guys finish last, so forget about it.
I'm a winner. But one goal I do need to hit over the fence right off the bat for the benefit of your more judgmental constituencies is to establish my fitness for office in that I neither drool nor am certifiably insane. I can separate myself from those two third-party fruitcakes we got running this year. I'm big on positioning. A nice goal would have something to say that people would like to hear no matter which part of the country they were stuck in, especially the South.