I don't have much of a sex life. I have a mirror over my bed. My wife thinks I'm too nosy. At least that's what she scribbles in her diary. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Auden All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. Johnny Carson Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin Sex on television can't hurt you, unless you fall off. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.