A younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him. An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after a cup of a herbal tea. An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day without looking like she just had an adventure inside a jam jar. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
Older women can run faster because they're always wearing sensible shoes.
I have to question this one. About a dozen years ago I appeared as a guest expert on cable television. The Boutique for the Sensual Southern Belle. Naturally, this occurred dueing my creative exile in New Orleans. Hey, I discovered every woman has a shoe story.