Preachers have tax problems.
Feel free to use any of the mesages for your own answering machine. Today, I saw an advertisement in the paper that there's a tax seminar coming up, just for preachers. What do you know, preachers have tax problems. Nowadays, passing the plate is a real art and the preachers are very good at it. There is an old joke that the best business in the world is running a brothel.