Turn is a rag. I now have a whole 25 hours of low-limit experience and have seen some interesting things. Flop comes with two diamonds. By his betting and his outright comments I figure him for AXd. Turn is a miss, SP Bets, both call.
River is a diamond.
YOG jumps up all happy. SP makes a good fold, CON checks and YOG bets. CON calls to keep him honest, bless his heart. The dealer explains to the Floor what happened and the Floor calls YOG's hand dead for leaving the table. I now know some good words if anyone ever cuts me off on a Vietnamese expressway.