The TV demonstration seemed to have the effect of instantly turning old bald guys into virile young men. I tried it a couple of times, but I couldn't get past the idea of spray-painting my head. Now, I use it to touch up the scratches on my car. I don't get her logic. To me, that's the biggest bargain there is.
People spend a fortune on cosmetics, creams, and cover-ups.
That can of hair, for example, cost me 20 bucks. And heaven knows what she spent for that gold-plated nose hair clipper. My wife says I'm more crazy than I am old. Irv Erdos is a free-lance columnist for the North County Times.