The scientific theory I like best is that the Rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost luggage. To marry a second time represents the triumph of hope over experience. Truth is stranger than fiction and usually more embarrassing. The trouble with go-getters is that they always do today what ought to be put off till tomorrow.
Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.
Social tact is making your company feel at home, even though you wish they were. Never go to a plastic surgeon whose favorite artist is Picasso. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. When man learned he could not live by bread alone, he invented the sandwich. Never get into fights with ugly people.