I want my biggest worry to be whether my socks match, and how to adjust my nuts at the group meeting without being noticed shifting in my chair. I want one basic haircut that any barber in the world can do, not Jennifer Anniston, Meg Ryan and Cindy Crawford styles that take a sizeable hunk of your weekly paycheck invested into haircare products, simply to maintain. You just really have no idea how exhausting and painful it is to be a woman. Men just wouldn't get it. Pass the Midol and cookie dough, please.
Men have no concept of real pain.
They really don't. I think that, just one day a month, all men should have to have their nuts squeezed really hard. Just so all's fair.