As long as there are tests, there will be prayers in school. My Child Can Beat Up Your Honor Student. First rule of intelligent tinkering - save all the parts. A pessimist is never disappointed. A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
Hung Up and Drive. People are always available for work in the past tense. The ballot is stronger than the bullet. Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway. Stupid People Shouldn't Breed.