They failed to contract with Webmongers to do their web design, and will have to suffer the consequences . Evil as they are, they could not withstand the forces of good, and we have rescued our beloved Ping. Ping will be undergoing age regression hypnosis, biofeedback, and electroshock therapy until he is back to his normal self. We will remain ever vigilant to protect our poor Ping from these evil creatures. Of course, we have our ways of making sure that Ping remains free.
Ping kidnappers out there.
You will get a big surprise if you attempt to remove Ping from the premises. The Penguin Early Warning System, PEWS, is up and running. You can write to Ping by clicking on his name. This is not legal advice. Please flush after finishing this web page.