If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. Sue Grafton I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. Dolly Parton I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because it's cold in there. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel. If I were going to convert to any religion I would probably choose Catholicism because it at least has female saints and the Virgin Mary.