When their provider yoinks their connection. Serves 'em right. Just as we were beginning to believe the worst was behind us, we have now learned that there is yet another hostile bit of rogue data coursing its way around the Internet. We apologize for the inconvenience of this, but it is imperative that we ensure our network is not assisting in the propagation of this, or any, worm. All of us are part of a larger community, and it really isn't cool to infect your neighbors.
People can endure many discomforts in exchange for the thrill of living in space.
But after a while, the blush of excitement inevitably fades, and astronauts will begin to long for the comforts of home. Of all the carbonated beverages people enjoy drinking today, beer is the oldest and most familiar. Back in the days of Yore, when the air was clean and sex was dirty there were two types of cars, open cars and closed cars. People who bought open cars were sporty types that liked wind in the hair, bugs in the teeth and all that. People that drove closed cars knew that into each life a little rain must fall and having an open top in a rainstorm is not fun.