The first item that must be addressed is lawn grass. When the results are in, the members of the County Duma will pay the consulting company and ignore the data. They will then choose the official county grass by determining which grass is already in a majority of the Duma members' yards. The County Duma will then issue a mandate that all homeowners will have 90 days to remove any grass that is not in compliance and replace it with the new official county grass. To counter rare cases of non-payment for county services, a lien will be placed on the property.
Private transportation is another problem that needs to be addressed.
There is entirely too much freethinking when it comes to our automobiles. We need one uniform mode of transportation in our county. I suggest the County Duma choose the pickup truck as the official people's vehicle because of its ability to be used for work as well as pleasure. As with offending pepper plants and lawn grass, the county will have the authority to remove any car or SUV from private property to replace it with a compliant vehicle at the property owner's expense. Liens will of course be levied against any and all violators who chose not to willingly comply.