Get a few friends together, and call a press conference. Anyone can call one, and believe it or not, they will come.
Organization Make a list of all local media outlets, both mainstream and alternative.
A patriotic site, a rock quarry, in front of your Congress Representatives' local office, whatever. Set a time when you and all your friends can be present. Print a few dozen of the Stones Throw press release, adding your name as the local contact, with a local telephone number, so people can call. Set a time for your conference. Any day works.