Your beautiful resume is just sitting there on the Internet. And sitting there. And sitting there. And sitting there. You'll see it when you come to the chart of statistics on resume-posting sites.
Many employers look at resumes without finding any that they are interested in.
And they're very vocal about it. Of course, there are the thousands and thousands of job-hunters who posted their resumes and never got so much as a nibble. They're very silent about it. I think 80 will not. And out of every 100 non-computer people who post their resumes on the Internet, less than 1 of them will find a job as a result.