I'm willing to unlearn what I have learned. I warn you not to underestimate my powers. You'll find I'm full of surprises. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Below, you'll find where I stand on the issues.
Nobody needs to see that.
Take a look at the enclosed photos of me at Jake Lloyd's age. Think it over. I rolled pennies, returned bottles and sold blood so I could see the movie 23 times. My boffo James Earl Jones impressions. I've got them all down.