Polar bears begin to evacuate the arctic. Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Regina people pull down their earflaps. Ethyl alcohol freezes. Saskatchewanites get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Saskatchewan cows complain of farmers with cold hands. ALL atomic motion stops. Hell freezes over. The Saskatchewan Roughriders win the Grey Cup. If you would like to read more Canadian jokes check out the links below or go to the Joke Index Page for misc.