I just don't have the patience for plantsthey grow too slowly. Now, mushrooms on the other hand, I'm so good at growing them, that they're springing up from between my toes. As a child, I was not aware of my special talent for cultivating fungi. It was just so easy that I took it for granted, but my mother was always very proud of me. Let's not even talk about the back of my fridge.
Mushrooms are exciting to grow.
They are like mutant space alien blobs that have descended upon our planet and are trying to digest it all with their eclectic array of exoenzymes. Let me describe my most recent experience with mushroom cultivating and maybe I can convert some of you closet botanists. Many days before day 1, Renata Outerbridge moves into town and asks me if I want some old oyster mushroom spawn that she's had since the dawn of time. She has two species. From there I head to Sean McCann's place.