A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, races into the house. Her husband, amazed, races to his closet. The donkey is hitched to a two-wheeled cart. The cart is so overloaded that it has tipped backwards. Most of the words in Dot Com Humor are either untraceable or have been passed around so freely they're considered public domain.
Photos are different.
Rights to the photos had been sold to a company in England, which had sold some of them to a company in the U.S., which didn't even know it had the picture. Another photo in his archives was a doctored version of the famous shot of the FBI raid that retrieved Elian Gonzalez from his shirttail relatives' house. He had a sneaking suspicion something else would come along to take its place. Neal Rubin appears Sunday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday.