A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Perhaps I can now beg the tolerance of our lady readers, and trust that they will accept the humour in the spirit in which it is offered.