Using EQ strategy, all authors will henceforth announce themselves to the media by declaring disregard for the media. Poised indifference is a virtual guarantee of frenzied print, radio and TV coverage. Rated on a scale of one to ten. Rated on a scale of one to twenty. Sexual desirability, calculated from one to forty.
Obvious sellouts lower the number, obscure references increase it.
Rated from one to thirty. Gather them up, feed them well, don't show them the papers. Check nightclubs and fine arts departments of larger universities. Select tall people with good teeth who flirt constantly. Thank you for the opportunity to make this proposal.