When you compare my salary with those of other important figures at VSU such as Dr. Bailey, Coach Hatcher or any of the deans, it becomes obvious that I am being woefully underpaid. Of course, I do not even mean to suggest that I should get paid as much as Dr. Bailey or Coach Hatcher. Running a university and coaching a winning football team are much more important than trying to piss people off every week. Fortunately, I have a cheap and easy solution for this grave inequity. This seems like a lot of money, of course, but it covers three years worth of work.
Red heads are the devil.
Some people don t need to wear shorts. I m not going to name names, you people know exactly who you are. Do us all a favor and put on some jeans. Pay the janitors more. Keep a sense of humor.