By now we should all be accustomed to being back to the daily grind. For some of you this will be the final hooray for your college career. Make a list and get it done before it s too late. After four or five years of the constant strain due to homework, tests and design projects, civil engineering students are often so mentally exhausted that they have lost their enthusiasm for engineering. In an effort to prevent student burn-out, the department is replacing CEE 295 lectures with a mandatory hour of Happy Time each week.
Naps are optional, but encouraged.
One lucky student will be selected each week to give the professor of his or her choice a wedgie with the crane. Sources close to the CEE top brass say that McGruff the crime dog and the San Diego Chicken are scheduled to perform zany antics this semester for the class. The day after leading the St. Louis Rams to the Super Bowl Championship, MVP quarterback Kurt Warner took time out of his busy schedule to sit down with Benchmark writer Jon Lewis, a native St. Louisian. I love Mr. Toad s Wild Ride. Um Well, no, I guess.