This is a joke for two reasons. Don't buy it. But, if you use more than 60 sheets of paper, your semester bill will be docked. Third, there are clearly ways to keep attendants in the labs, at least during the week. Independent studies, built-in work requirement for training in computer science and other sources of creative management.
None seem to have been explored.
The event took place in the attractive setting of Stone Valley. At the end of the day, a most eloquent speaker, the president-elect of our University, summarized our conclusions. I felt that the message was coming from the right set of lips, for I am among those who have found the winning simplicity and gentle manners of Dr. Spanier truly inspiring. In fact, his vision, his approach and his responsiveness to our concerns and projects fueled my anticipation for the new academic year. Two days later, the leaders of the largest student organizations and several senior administrators got together to discuss the prospects and the pros and cons associated with the implementation of a new activity fee.