I think you just answered your own question. That's a little paradoxical for my tastes. Q. No, I'm OK now. Your guess is as good as mine. A. Don't be a wiseguy.
Nobody likes a wiseguy.
Sure they do. Not in the middle of a FAQ, they don't. Q. Yeah, but this isn't a real FAQ, you know. You're just using this as an excuse to be silly and waste time, probably due to deep-seated psychological insecurities and general discontentment with your existence. You're not getting this at all.