Much like in the kitchen, empty floor space should really be filled. Your weights go perfectly next to the couch. And don't worry, you'll soon get used to the festive colors of that bruise you'll have on your foot from kicking the curl bar every morning. Have the ashes delivered to your house and then stick the whole thing in the corner. Now, in this room I've decided to use, as a unifying element, plants.
Plants are wonderful for really picking up a room.
What the hell. But I'm serious, my plants almost all live their FULL 3-WEEK lifespan under my loving care. Why just six months ago a brand new plant began growing around the brown husk of a fern out there. That fern refused to die. You never know.