It is illegal to drive a camel on a highway. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. You may not fart in a public place after 6p.m. on Thursdays. It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail. The molestation of trash cans is banned. You may not catch crabs. You must register to participate in this discussion.