Revenge is sweet A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble.
If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.