Occasionally a carburetor. And the men in these inspirational stories never seem to learn from their experiences, except maybe to pack more ammo or beer next time. Something you won't find in men's magazines is self doubt. Or even self improvement. We're perfect, so there's nothing to doubt or improve.
Men also hate taking tests.
We hated it at school, and sure don't want to take them for fun. Or even worse, tests that are supposed to reveal our innermost secrets. Men's biggest secret is that we have no secrets. We are incapable of keeping secrets, so we don't need any tests. But don't ask us to rate our level of commitment, compatibility or cuddliness.