I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you gave birth. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. I think - therefore I'm single. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband.