Family goes broke watching Dad have fun. I'm a disfunctional husband of a BBS widow. I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar. If you think women aren't explosive, drop one sometime. Man with ice cubes wishes to meet woman with Scotch.
Most people deserve each other.
Practice safe government, use kingdoms. She kept saying I didn't listen to her, or something. The plural of spouse is spice. There's at least one fool in every married couple.