The Seanbaby Probe - Seanbaby vs. Congress Seanbaby faces off against America's top political leaders with an angry letter and a shiny shirt. Congress retaliates by putting a toy in its pants. After years pouring one chemical into another and watching randomly blinking lights with a clipboard, our scientists have gradually lost their collective minds. In a special meeting, Congress responded with apathy to the toiletish ramblings shown below, and the motion to adjourn for Catholic Girl Panties Party was seconded and voted unanimously in favor of. Dear Congress, Since you regulate these types of things with your white wigs and gavels, please read the following and take immediate action.
Modern science can power a fucking clock with a potato.
And in seconds, children can download the information necessary to launch with a tube that potato through the back windshield of a lowriding truck. I'll tell you where, Congress . It's in god damn bathrooms. There are amoebas right now living in our mouths feeing off our blood and dead skin. A couple more penis germs on our flushing hand are not going to kill us.