Presidential wannabes have never loved children so much. Forget kissing babies. In the next year we can look forward to candidates tying toddlers' shoes, blinking away tedium as they try to squeeze into classroom desks, awkwardly hanging around video game parlors looking for opportunities to bond with teens. If I had a penny to gamble, I would invest in Dramamine. We're going to need boatloads to get through this nausea-fest.
Politicians like to talk about children.
Just throw in a mention of children, and you get an applause line. Meanwhile, other presidential candidates have indicated they'll be playing the children card. We've gotten busy. And we're not taking care of the kids. What it all means, of course, is that parents are doing a lousy job of raising their children because, basically, they're selfish, greedy and immature.