To Learn More About Drunken Teens Wilmington, NC Drunken teen Ian Frantz is just too lazy to get a job. After 18 years of living off the largess of his parents Ian has decided that welfare will be his way of life from now on. The Couch Ian is part of a growing movement of slack-jawed, unmotivated teens who live off the government and spend most of their waking hours drinking beer and playing Quake. Playing Quake is much better than actually going to work. The lack of motivation in the youths of America is so prevalent that a new support group has been formed for them.
Nothing is more important than our children.
I am a big supporter of OFUS and their policies. I am working with them on a condom distribution program because drunken, unmotivated teens on welfare should be having sex as well.