BBB-NI Agent Creamy Genes was taken into custody today by North Hampton, NH police for suspected crimes against science.
Pies are no crime.
Police are charging Agent Creamy Genes with assault with a cream pie, conspiracy to create creative mischief, and for damaging the ego of an important person, namely geneticist and animal cloner Neil First. The charges stem from a messy incident last Thursday at the University of New Hampshire, when first was served his just desserts in the form of two cream pies to the face. The good doctor had just presented his efforts to clone cows pigs, monkeys, etc. Following the cloning of a sheep in Scotland when three agents of the delicious Biotic Baking Brigade presented their pies and dissenting opinions. Statement on the Pieing of Dr. Neil First.