And, for a gag, he sticks his face into the hole. And suddenly, there are a hundred photographers around him. Two hundred reporters. Suddenly, it is a media circus, as if some amazing superstar like Bruce Springsteen or Nelson Mandela or that girl who plays Buffy had shown up. You might remember a time when you had to do more than cut out a hole in the paper and stuff your face in it to become a media superstar.
People get excited.
This has to be the single dumbest stunt in the history of the world. Did you know there are actually two Arena Football Leagues. A public-relations person has to chase him down and ask for it back. Reporter from San Antonio or San Bernardino or San Diego or some San asks for prediction. Have actually heard of Britney Spears.