Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two helpless protesters to death. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. Spread this around to everyone except for John Glenn.
People get more gullible when they get older.
When John Glenn returns from space, everybody dress in Ape Suits. Pass it on. An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. You don't want to try these techniques at home. It used to take her 20 minutes to get breakfast ready.