If your car is equipped with a flux capacitor, do not attempt to time travel with the monkey in the front passenger side seat. It's safer in the back. Monkeys can get very hot in the summertime. Guns and monkeys don't mix. If you have a gun in the house, keep it unloaded.
Monkeys are very smart and know how to take off the safety.
Never trust a monkey to do your laundery. They have poor sense of sight and can not differentiate between whites and darks. He won't get the joke.