Stephen's Jokes Page Blacksheeps Jokes, number 68. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out.
Men are like a fine wine.
They start out as grapes. It's a woman s job to stomp them, and then keep them in the dark until they mature. And hopefully they'll turn out to be something we would like to have dinner with. By giving her money, furs and diamonds. He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket and continued walking.