They just yell and scream at each other. I suspect our defence ministry, meanwhile, must be weeping. In one hour's prime-time television, Boot Camp has undone all the good that might have resulted from the recent saturation advertising on behalf of the Australian armed forces. The parallels with Survivor don't stop there. Instead of immunity, they have amnesty, and the tribal council has become Dismissal Hill.
Overseeing proceedings are the heavy-handed drill instructors.
No wonder we all had headaches. This is really Survivor in Jungle Greens. No wonder that the producers of the CBS series last month filed a suit against Fox for allegedly violating federal copyright law. The overt imitating is a turn-off. In real life, Haar is a pig farmer, clearly unfit, and certainly unused to running that distance.