Motorcycles don't need commitment, they just need petrol. If your motorcycle dies, you can just get a new one. If your motorcycle isn't working, you can always borrow your mate's. Your motorcycle takes a bit longer to cool down. You only need to ride your motorcycle in one position Your motorcycle doesn't complain when riding in the back of the truck.
Motorcycles are recyclable and ozone friendly.
Your motorcycle still looks the same after two beers. Riding strange motorcycles without coverage is perfectly safe. The darkies a Motorcycle leaves behind always smell great. A Motorcycle never leaves a wet spot you have to sleep on. A Motorcycle always wants to go faster.