God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow, sleep late. You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline. It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Even if it doesn't work, there is something healthy and invigorating about direct action.