Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Man is incomplete until he is married. After that he is finished. Rules the roost. Marriage is an institution in which the man loses his Bachelor's degree and the woman gets her Master's.
Marriage is bliss.
Ignorance is bliss. Marriage is not a word. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. Marriage is the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Marriage means commitment.