Democrats have ideals. Republicans have convictions. Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but want a little fun first. Democrats speak clearly.
Republicans eschew obfuscation.
Democrats make plans, then do something else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made. A little humor is probably one of the things the country needs most these days. During the summer months, the attendance at many of churches drops off substantially as families go on vacations or weekend outings. Just try to imagine what our area would be without the positive, beneficial influence of our churches.