I wouldn't suggest giving it to her because someone using such guilt tactics to get her way deserves to suffer. Instead, grow a beer belly and perfect your belch. Ed Dear Edward, I've developed a keen taste for feces over the past few months. Some days I'll go to the bathroom upon awakening and poop in a jar. Nothing's wrong with this.
Recycling keeps our world clean.
You remember that, now, you little scamp. I realized a couple of days ago that I love him, and I don't know what to do. I think I might have lost my chance. We broke up about a month ago. I see him every day, and I miss him so much.