And now for the equally absurd plot. Rat Face is tasked with finding a virgin male born on the 15th of August to perform a temple ritual. Princess and her cult often collect money from people, they can be very violent about not contributing. The situation comes to a head at the temple ceremony where Rat Face and Cha Le must battle Old Devil. You really have to see this movie my friends, even if you don't like fu flicks.
Paper is a terrific insulator against fire.
Fat women fight by spinning or falling on you. Getting a wine gourd jammed up your ass hurts. Wearing a penis suit does not increase your fighting prowess and is likely to result in bodily harm. Kung Fu requires ventriloquism. People need their teeth in the afterlife.