Never lick a gift horse in the mouth. Of the choice of two evils, I pick the one I've never tried before. Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement. Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
Reality's the only obstacle to happiness.
Screw up your life, you've screwed everything else up. Some grow with responsibility, others just swell. The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.