When 24 Ohio Wesleyan student piled in to two vans Friday, little did they know they would be in the national media spotlight. I guess I got so caught up in the whole 'win win win' thing that I forgot what's most important in a democracy-making sure everyone gets to exercise their right to vote. The sequence of events leading up to his decision was more exciting than a Hollywood blockbuster. As Bush's motorcade passed down Pennsylvania Avenue, he was unable to hear the throngs of protestors due to the Barenaked Ladies CD blasting in the Presidential limo.
Monkeys are funny.
But, with a sudden inspiration, Sophomore Ryan Sarni snuck behind the riser and replaced Chief Justice William H. Rehnquist's copy of the Presidential Oath with standard wedding vows. As citizens in a democratic society, we all have an obligation to distrust your legitimacy as president. The crowd hushed as an evil scowl began to form across Bush's face. But just then, his heart grew ten times as big, up from its previous mark of three sizes too small. Bush said, dodging Dick Cheney's efforts to strangle him.