So ask now. I'm going to write a romance novel. Yes I will. It will be a romance novel filled with velvet and bosoms, corsets and tingling. This is because it will be an historical romance novel.
Romance novels are all about the overwrought metaphor.
And I do love an overwrought metaphor. Because, as I might have mentioned, that's what romance novels are all about. I love romance novels. This is very, very embarrassing to admit. I still, deep in the pit of my little brain, identify as an English Major.