The comic book that comes with the game is painful to read, and the voice clips are even worse. Duke Nukem he ain't. Hopefully, Awesome Possum ended up in some dirty hillbillies stew and we'll never see or hear from him again. ClassicGaming Game of The Week - Awesome Possum 6. Since you're a paint-roller, obviously your enemies are pigs.
Pigs hate paint-rollers.
Everybody knows that. So, as a paint-roller, you aren't particularly fearsome. About all you can do to protect yourself is make the pigs jump on command and run under them a limited number of times. I guess that's realistic. Besides that, there's nothing else you can do.