If you do attempt to resume having sex, you will quickly find that your skin was not the only thing stretched out by pregnancy and labor. Just imagine poking your pinky finger in and out of a Dixie Cup if you want to visualize what post-pregnancy sex is like. Luckily for the father of your children, there are a lot of women like myself who only want sex from a man. I am sure one of us will find him. Unless you are in Bill Gate's tax bracket, having a child will bankrupt you.
Parenthood is the most expensive and least rewarding hobby known to man.
Most amusing is the parental myth that a child will support you financially in your old age. Most of middle-aged adults are still hitting up their retired parents for money, and most of the parents are so stupid, they are still giving it. Well, forget all of it. You are now chained to your house. Hell's Angels Annual Convention the second your car has turned the corner are minimal at best.