That huge chunk of candy so luscious and slick, I knew in a second that I'd wind up sick. From the top of the scales to the top of the hall, Now dash away pounds, now dash away all. I spoke not a word but went straight to my work, Ate all of the candy, then turned with a jerk. And laying a finger beside my heartburn, I gave a quick nod toward the bedroom I turned. I eased into bed, to the heavens I cry, If temptation's removed I'll get thin by and by.
Reindeer milk has more fat than cow milk.
After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.