The message here is that sexual innuendo is essential to a band name's market value. The more shocking or tantalizing, the better. But it's best if you combine the two. You get the idea. For this genre, it's always best to base your name on something incredibly banal or arcane.
Obscurity is the secret to success here.
When in doubt, you can always swipe the name of some trademarked drug, like Thorazine, Prozac, Percocet or Valium. But since those two are taken, we suggest the above. As you can see, the country equivalent of drug brand names is tobacco brand names. Otherwise, the rule of thumb is to pick a phrase that asserts the purity of your Anglo heritage. It seems that anyone who plays at the radio station's gross and overpromoted event Edgefest goes under soon afterwards.