The doors burst open, and a roiling black cloud rolls in with the devil in its midst.
People jump out of the pews and run outdoors, screaming - all except for two.
One is the Pastor, the other is an elderly farmer. Satan is a bit perplexed. It's the 535 members of your United States Congress. The same group that perpetually cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new laws designed to keep the rest of us in line. A man walked in to Joe's Barber Shop for his regular haircut.