Captain Jean-Luc Picard has become One with the Borg. You'll also know that you'll have to watch the first episode of the next series before discovering how Picard finally escaped the Borg's electro-grip on his soul. Because, as any Trekkie knows, you will be assimilated.
Resistance is futile.
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