The universe is a living entity where all things have a connection and affinity with each other. Following a path of peace, altruism, devotion and moderation is good. Giving yourself over to violence, genocide and hatred is evil.
Peaceful cohabitation is better than totalitarianism.
Sublimating ourselves to the higher power of universal love is the path to true happiness. No, the sentiments listed above are those of the Jedi faith, as outlined in the Star Wars saga. If the recent New Zealand census results are anything to go by, thousands of Australians will be following the suggestion of a widely distributed e-mail to list Jedi as their religion on their census forms. The Australian Bureau of Statistics has chucked a wobbly over the prospect, threatening fines and prosecution for those who dare to raise their lightsabres in defiance of the upcoming information bonanza. Bollocks to them.