I yelled in his ear. This hasn't worked yet, but I can never resist giving it a shot. After our customary exchange of air-guitar licks, I asked him what he would like his legacy to be. Nine hours later, I had compiled the following tribute. Embryonic Strom Thurmond uses innate filibustering skills to convince gestating mother to postpone abortion.
Precognitive citizens rejoice.
Strom's testicles sealed in vat of Rebel Yell with mummified remains of six former South Carolina governors, the first, second, and third runners-up in the 2019 Teen Miss America pageant and a rottweiler. Strom watches Vietnam War on television from hot tub in Wade Hampton Inn. Strom breaks down wrong door at Watergate Hotel. Sees psychiatrist's couch and startled Cubans, hastily departs. Man's losin' his mind, but you did'n' hear that from me.