Fifteen years later the woman went back to the surgeon with 2 problems. All these years everything had been working just fine. But now I've developed two annoying problems. First of all, I've got these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them. Everything inside them is color coded.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable. Two weeks later, it's raining really hard, and the little lady shows up at the doctor's office. Doctor, it's really bad today. Oh, yes, I think I see the problem. Nurse, bring me a surgical kit.