Bubba rationalizes his penis is not short but appears so because he's just standing too close to it. It is reported these two ladies indulged in a different aspect of the sex act. Previously, such confidences were confined to the powder room. Now they are confined to the media. In the case of Bill Clinton, not only does the emperor have no clothes, he doesn't have much of anything else.
Robins feed bigger morsels to their young.
Bigger implements come out of a Swiss Army Knife. To measure Clinton's member requires a reasonable understanding of calculus with its negative numbers, and an aptitude for precision work. Things that size usually come as a prize in a box of Crackerjacks. Hillary assumed he was talking about the economy. She has already gone on TV and blamed his condition on a nano-intrigue by the Teensy Weensy Right Wing Conspiracy.