A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful women is one who can find such a man. The Style Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
It's a whole different way of thinking. A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want. When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinions, she's a bitch.