You're not welcome, and your pizza tastes awful. We've got a digitized copy of your logo and we're not afraid to abuse it. We've got a new trademark for you, too. We want your namespace. You will surrender.
Resistance is puerile.
Gentle readers, if you are still not convinced, please read the following hazardous waste sticker we fished out of a dumpster behind the Santa Cruz Pizza Hut. We do not know why Pizza Hut's pizza requires special treatment, but we are worried. If you still want to eat their pizza, well, that's ok, but please help keep the Internet beautiful by discouraging loud, hideous, noisy commercial offerings. If you feel like making a more active statement, contact beej at the address below. Free franchises will be available shortly.