When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. I think, therefore I'm single. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night. I am a marvelous housekeeper.