Mario with a migraine in no time. FAQ The FAQ section of this guide is to answer any questions you may have that are not covered in the guide. Since there are no kinds of speed options, the fastest you can go in this game is by going down on one vine. This is very handy for escape situations. Great for getting around in levels, however it leads you twice as more vulnerable to an attack.
Nobody likes a wise-ass.
I heard that Mario is actually a carpenter, not a plumber. Shigeru Miyamoto has never actually stated that Mario is a plumber, or a carpenter, or even Italian for that matter. He likes the idea of letting the gamer's imagination decide where, what, and why his surroundings are what they are. Honest to god, next thing you know you'll be asking me where Mario is keeping all those crabs in this game. I said that.