I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. No matter how cute the underwear is. Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. The man wrote out a check and started to walk away.