This one looks like a deli-meat slicer, or maybe a guillotine for extremely small people. Shedric positions the stack for me. I press two red buttons, and the supersharp blade splits the copies in two with the precision of a trained assassin. I notice that he's got a gold tooth stamped with the design of a rose. Thank you for calling Kinko's.
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This is Dan. That's how we answer the phone. Rebecca corrals me for my next project - another round of copying and cutting. So if he screws it up, we'll have time to fix it. Traffic into the store has slowed, so I rest against the front counter.