Okay, you're beginning to panic. Don't let the impending global apocalypse get you down. It's very important to stay upbeat. Let's face it, it's easier to weasel your way into your neighbor's bomb shelter if you're grinning than if you're shuffling around with a glum face. Surveys show that most people are going to squirrel away a little extra spending cash for Y2Doomsday.
Most people only pack their bunker with food, water, and blankets.
The thought-provoking poetry will keep your mind engaged. The tenor can help tidy up. The statue will make a fine blast shield. If you want to stop at every state capital and national park, go right ahead. You've waited until the middle of December to prepare for what promises to be the most catastrophic event the world has ever seen.