Samurai tend to freak out during thunderstorms, just like the family dog. Ninja often take second jobs as hedge trimmers. Tears are an aphrodisiac. In Japan seduction is indistinguishable from being slapped around and raped. Ninja are related to bloodhounds.
Monks sometimes turn into cross-dressing pyromaniacs.
Ferns are yummy. Being stabbed in the brain stem with a religious artifact will make you see God. 51 mins - Somebody tell those flames to clear camera. 57 mins - Go ahead and tell her about the girlfriend you used to have, the one who had her head cut off and reattached to another woman's body. 62 mins - Look at his eyebrows, it has to be Sonny Chiba.