A box of waterproof shells won t float. It is not a good idea to use chrome on your hunting boat. Duct tape on your gas line doesn't last longer than eight months. It is hard to load a gun with frozen fingers. It is impossible to get a jammed shell out of a gun with frozen fingers.
Profanity is superior to everything sometimes.
No matter how early you come home, your wife will still be mad. Nothing, I repeat nothing is better than taking your kids with you.