Always yield to temptation-because it may not pass your way again. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. Middle age is when broadness of mind and narrowness of hips change places.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.