Humor and jokes Sept. 2000 archive Humor from Quince Rd. Some people go the extra mile only because they missed their exit. The doors burst open, and a roiling black cloud rolls in with the devil in its midst.
People jump out of the pews and run outdoors, screaming - all except for two.
One is the preacher, the other is an elderly farmer. Satan is a bit perplexed. Cots will be placed in the vestibule for those who say that Sunday is the only day they can sleep in. We will have steel helmets for those who say the roof would cave in if they ever came to church. Blankets will be furnished for those who think the church is too cold - and fans for those who say it is too hot.