As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought. Talk is cheap because supply always exceeds demand. If you mess with something long enough, it'll break.
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.
All most people want is a little more than they'll ever get. Reality is for people who lack imagination. The sixth shiek's sixth sheep's sick. I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.