But I digress. As a woman, I would like to exist on the 'net without having to fend off slobbering schmucks who think that, because I am a woman, I must be longing for their particular brand of inane lewdities. Funny, local frat boys thought the same thing. Their success rates were equally low. The Internet is not the digital equivilent of a 1-900 number.
People actually do work on the 'net.
Insulting a person's intelligence is not a good way to get dates. No, I just want to be friends. I look like a troll. You never know who it is you are hitting on - it could be a 6'3'' Linebacker, or it could be your mother, or it could be your girlfriend. The 'Net is not a substitute for a life.