Later he reveals that what he meant was his testimony may have been false or misleading but not both. I, II, III and IV, accusing the president of perjury in the Jones deposition, his response to congressional questioning and his grand jury testimony, as well as obstruction of justice in the Jones case and of being way too popular in the face of normal human reasoning. Clinton impeached by House on articles I and III, perjury and obstruction of justice. The charge that he ritually sacrificed cute little kittens is dropped. The day after Clinton's impeachment, polls show his approval rating continues to rise.
Republicans slap themselves limp in a frenzy of frustration.
Impeachment trial begins in the Senate. President Clinton acquitted.