If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything. In Manhattan, traffic lights are not a rule, just a suggestion. Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. It is a scientifically proven fact that not wearing socks helps people think in hexadecimal. Si tu veux jouer au plus con, c'est pas toi qui va gagner.
Real Users find the one combination of bizarre input values that shuts down the system for days.
Silence is not only golden, it's rarely misquoted. The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of management is that success equals skill. The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate. The universe clearly operates for the benefit of humanity.