Nobody plays it. But as soon as we get some non Aussies ready to play in our game, some petty bureaucrat stuffs it up. Just the presence of one non Aussie would have sent out a really positive signal that Aussie Rules is becoming international, and some silly shiny bum in Melbourne spoils it for us on this site. Stupid petty bureaucrats, they screw everything up. Yet they serve up a bastardised version of Aussie and Gaelic Rules, which looks more like soccer, with its nets, recatangular oval and round ball, and expect us to call it 'international rules' football.
Nobody plays it.
But as soon as we get some non Aussies ready to play in our game, some petty bureaucrat stuffs it up. Just the presence of one non Aussie would have sent out a really positive signal that Aussie Rules is becoming international, and some silly shiny bum in Melbourne spoils it for us on this site.