I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some quiet today. See, she's looking to Wimpy as a role model. There's nothing wrong with her that several hamburgers couldn't fix. The dog bites both the mother and the father on the toe and runs off, quietly. Now I need a bandage.
Mother walks out of the room.
Jeez, you'd think I would get a little respect in here. Finally, some peace and quiet. Nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck. The baby goes back to sleep.