Tiling undreadable backgrounds, excessive images, pointless animations, and a pop-up message, all in a really long page. You've captured the essence of really bad web design, on a page that's not even a parody of bad design. You're granted immunity. And thank you for not having really bad disco music blaring out of your home page. You can write about how awful the other contestants are, or why you should win, or hey, both.
Points go for creativity, style, and just straight-up wittiness.
Best song re-write wins. I was completely entertained. Okay, it was the peanut gallery. The first and the last time we'll even judge an Immunity challenge, let me tell you. So we voted for our two favorite posts, and tallied them up.