I truly feel guilty for taking so much time off. I have the meanest headache. I can't say 'years' because I know I had a headache like this last year sometime, so my time figure has to be reduced to 'months' which doesn't actually sound long, but is long. I don't know what caused this headache either. It makes me feel as if somebody is stretching my optic nerves, yanking on my eyeballs with a pipe wrench.
Pain relievers seem to have no effect right now.
I'm tempted to get drunk just to make the headache go away. Maybe I just need another excuse to get drunk, and this is a convenient one. Maybe before I go to sleep tonight I'll make myself a nice tall 32oz McDonalds Super-size cup of Vodka Screwdriver and tank it down. That'll get me past the headache. So I've become one of those people .