A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
It's a whole different way of thinking. When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinions, she's a bitch. Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are a man's best friend.