I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. You've got the brain of a four year old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it. A man's only as old as the woman he feels. Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. I'll never know. There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.