Pick up a couple for breakfast in bed on Valentine s Day, don t forget the cream cheese, lox and sexy little capers. If you want to avoid the entanglements of Valentine s Day, ingest garlic, onion, poppy seeds or spinach. Make sure the latter two remain in your teeth. Chew tobacco, devour buffalo wings and don t wipe your mouth. Something about liver is fairly unsexy, as are tongue, brain and other organs.
Red roses are for a lover, yellow for a friend and white is for purity.
However, if you give white and red roses it means unity. Its hard to imagine a worse bouquet, to receive or send, as the lantern stinkhorn, which has the odor of fresh dog feces, unless you can find the large, flesh-colored Stapelia gigantea which smells like a rotting carcass, both of which also attract green bottle flies. Oust that stinky image and picture instead your sweetie in the lingerie you picked out. The yin is obvious. Short slinky negligees are as beguiling to wear as they are to give.