For once, why not be bold. Grab the proverbial bull by the horns and make a statement. Not only should prostitution be legal. A whole lot of free sex, for one thing. You think the internet's gonna make you happy.
Nothing beats sex, baby, for fun under the sun.
Why not let the populace have a little fun for a change. There would be fewer prostitutes getting beat up and murdered, and far more horny married men with pocket change left to spend on their families.