Dysfunctional technology is worse than no technology. Every so often you have to clean your desk. Don't work on the way home. Everything costs twice as much as you think. If throwing money can solve a vexing problem, do that.
Red wine goes with everything.
Good food is worth paying for. There are only forty people in the world. Sports metaphors always mislead. Unaffordable success is nothing of the sort. Apology doesn't require guilt.