When you don't want people to know you're drinking, do the old vodka and coke deal. They'll think it's plain old coke, unless they take a sip. My brother smiles. I didn't think so. And he leaves.
Matt leaves to smoke.
Todd and I take a walk. We return to the sound of my Mom freaking out. We're out of sight but you can hear her a mile away. Blah, blah blahbedy blah. The story ends with my Mom scaring Todd and Matt with the evil eye nodding deal.