Obsessive Junk Food Craving Often the result of an unfamiliar and unfulfilling diet for months on end. Symptoms include a psychotic obsession for a particular brand of cookie or potato chip. If unchecked, can lead to irrational behaviour such as scouring sub-standard supermarkets for said item, or catching the first plane home to pig out on it. Less dramatic treatment is adding a little tomato sauce to your rice for a change, or splurging at McDonalds. They're all either writers, artists, actors, or have wealthy parents.
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Like Exaggeritis, this malady is often cured when the sufferer meets someone who really does work for that particular ad agency, publishing company, or art gallery. Exaggerated English Pronunciation Disorder Prevalent in countries where English is not widely understood. Sufferers find themselves speaking abnormally loud and slow to ticket sellers, waiters, and hostel managers. Beware of possible delusionary side effects. Severe sufferers believe that the person staring blankly at them actually understands what they are saying.