I was certainly feeling revved up. I had such control over that baby, it was like I was driving with two gear shifts, if you know what I mean. We even lost to Tony Stewart, who had already come in sixth in the Indianapolis 500 earlier that day. Maybe it's time we started figuring out what makes this Tony Stewart click. Martin tried to take the loss in stride.
People expect so much and sometimes they can be cruel.
Things like that can hurt, you know. But I'll be back, don't you worry. But they flowed like mucus from a colicky baby's nose this past Friday when all the James Bonds of past movie glory admitted the unadmittable. In a press conference hosted by the United Nations, due to its international import, Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, and George Lazenby confessed that they did not and could not do everything that was hinted at in their various James Bond movies. After all, fewer than half of them came on to me off-screen.