Your motorcycle still looks the same after two beers. Riding strange motorcycles without coverage is perfectly safe. The darkies a Motorcycle leaves behind always smell great. A Motorcycle never leaves a wet spot you have to sleep on. A Motorcycle always wants to go faster.
Motorcycles never have headaches.
Motorcycles don't kick you outta bed when it's time to wake up. Motorcycles don't roll over and pass out after you've gone for a ride. When you goose your Motorcycle, it wheelies. When you get sick of your Motorcycle, you can sell it. Motorcyles always pump that adrenaline, even on a bad day.