One was about three months ago, he swallowed a curved sword and punctured his esophagus and filled his right lung with blood. I started doing a new stunt where I swallow a giant spoon, bend over and crack an egg into it, then cook the egg while the spoon's down the throat. It's hard to come up with original material, so much stuff has already been done. Someone will rip that off someday, and I'll be in the audience throwing eggs with a bunch of friends. Fuckin' pelt him with eggs.
People have no fuckin' class.
So many thieves out there. They just go out there and see what someone's doing and copy it. They say plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery. I mean, I have my inspirations from other places, but I don't go and take what someone's worked on. I thought about turning swords around.