Something has been intriguing my intellect for the last few hours. The thing about people with Beer and Pretzels. Whenever someone tells a story with people that happen to be in a bar, there is a pretzel bowl. Whenever someone drinks a beer, the usual snack item with them are pretzels. Bertenders have claimed that the contrast between dry pretzel and wet beer is good for business.
People say that same contrast really tastes good.
Some people think that its just the fact that pretzels and beer happen to be close to the same shade of brown, and thats good enough reason for them. I think that pretzles are really some kind of spy device. The beings that brought them here are microscopic, and they have brainwashed the bartenders into serving pretzles. Upon digestion, they take readings of your internal systems. Then they record this data, so they can reproduce and finally take over this measly planet Earth.