An extremely confident looking Al Gore, accompanied by several dozen-campaign workers, appeared at the offices of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences with the Oscar ballots previously thought lost or mistakenly discarded by contracted cleaning crews. Gore campaign people who regularly check the behavior patterns of Bush staffers and Republican Party senior members were alerted to the fact that several key members of Bush s campaign staff and a number of Republican Party officials had not been accounted for in several days. After a series of phone calls and some trick questions, they claim they discovered several Bush staffers impersonating as employees of the Merry Maids Cleaning Service and Post Office loading dock personnel. After following the movements of the Bush staffers for several hours, the ballots were recovered from the tailpipe of an unsuspecting Krispy Kreme van driver whose next stop was the home of a Beverly Hills' Bush supporter.
Republicans deny the accusations as being baseless, without proof and just plain flat out lies .
Even if some overzealous Republican had been duped into performing such an illegal act then it would have been as a result of a Democratic setup. Bush people now suggest that there may be some Democratic hanky panky going on after finding their campaign headquarters trashed. Large amounts of matted animal hair, partially consumed packages of raw hamburger patties, and several-dozen Baby Ruth candy wrappers were recovered after completing the office clean up. This, along with hairy palm prints on a first floor window, donkey hoof prints found on the furniture in the recreation room, and a security personnel s eye witness account of a known Democratic partying skunk ape seen leaving Bush headquarters, leads Republicans to believe that some kind of bestial Democratic Party food orgy or demonic ritual was conducted on the premises after normal working hours. Off duty security guard points to bushes where partying skunk ape disappeared after re-crossing Bush headquarters' security moat.