Chances are in another 132 years nobody's gonna think much about the 132nd Belmont Stakes except perhaps Saturday's trifecta winners. And that time is a whopping seven full seconds and well over a football field behind Secretariat's epic 1973 record run. See ya next year, ponies. Least of all superduperstar right fielder who jacks mammoth big flies but waves at doubles in the gap. Superduperstar gathers clubhouse press hounds and complains he ain't gettin' no love from new skipper.
New skipper says no biggie and everybody's back on the same page once again.
Perfect in every way. Robert E Hunt Jr. All rights reserved.