After the laughter died down, the host said, Okay, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. But the crowd s laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. A guy wins the lottery and runs home. Submitted by James Mayfield Never take life seriously.
Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Three friends die in a car accident. They go to heaven to an orientation. The first guy says, I would like to hear them say that I was the greatest doctor of my time, and a great family man. The second guy says, I would like to hear them say that I was a wonderful husband and a school teacher, which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow. Submitted By James Mayfield Men are always whining about how we women are suffocating them.