The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts. Sure, You may not like working here, but we pay your rent. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. We are Microsoft.
Resistance is futile.
Plagiarism saves time. If at first you don't succeed - try management. At least you're not being rectally probed by aliens. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. Never quit until you have another job.