Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Not the Beatles. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. One size fits all. Package sold by weight, not volume.
Parental discretion is advised.
Penalty for private use. Place stamp here. Please consult your physician if unforeseen side effects develop. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Post office will not deliver without postage.