Spunky 'the soapy' Space Monkey Ross Carr asks, I have recently found out that I am the offspring of my brother and sister. Marry your adoptive mother and you'll become your own step-grandfather. Then you'll be entitled to all sorts of benefit from the social services. Spunky Unkie Monkey Fred Flintstone asks, Look, ok, i have really bad feet problems because I have to keep using my feet to stop the car. If your car doesn't have one try buying yourself a new car.
Modern cars have all sorts of modcons like floors, engines and brakes.
If you insist on being a cheap bastard and buying very old cars then expect to suffer the consequences. Spunky Jackajack asks, On using your advice, I recently put my new pal pint sized magician Paul Daniels into Bob the Builder's cement mixer. I am now being charged with murder with a deadly cement mixer. If you re young, female and buxom then the answer is easy. Wear a short skirt, a top that shows a lot of cleavage and you'll have no problem getting away with it.