Well, let's see. It's actually a little apartment that reminds me a whole lot of the one I was just living in previously, except with three times the congeniality and a much cuter shower curtain. I had to call my mama about 8 times between the time when I got off the plane and when I got to this building. Even as much of a realist as I am, I halfway expected liza minelli to fall out of the sky and mug me.
Much Excitement Still Awaits.