Marv looked around. There aren't any. The halls are empty, no cars in the parking lot. The parents are here. I thought they came in twos.
Nobody shows up for parents' night.
You'll be lucky if you get six or seven all night. By the time they get to high school, the parents give up. End of story. He multiplies the count by ten and sends that downtown. Downtown knows he's lying but they don't give a shit.