Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by stupidity. Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him. Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely. The nice thing about standards is, there are so many to choose from.
Nobody trips over mountains.
It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you have crossed the mountain. No man knows what true happiness is until he gets married. By then, of course, its too late. The number you have dialed is imaginary.