On Marriage Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's. That happens in most countries, son. When a newly married man looks happy we know why.
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Next day he received a hundred letters. A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes.