You're so different from the status quo, so marginalized. And different is inherently better. On your feet, nothing else will do but a pair of Airwalks, the kind you wore when you were in the seventh grade going through your anti-establishment, nonconformist, skateboarding phase. Oh, you're still in your anti-establishment, nonconformist, skateboa rding phase. That's okay, because only you are cool enough to realize that growing up is stupid and for everybody else.
Nonconformists stay in the seventh grade forever.
Bowling and pumping gas are so nonconformist. T-shirts with the strange logos of esoteric rock bands are also good, so you can scoff at people when they ask you who the Jesus and Mary Ca rdigans are. Alas, the common people are such idiots, not knowing who the Jesus and Mary Cardigans are. The point here is to pay attention to the way other people dress and to go out of your way not to dress like other people, so no one thinks that you pa y attention to the way other people dress. To finish the look, try dying your hair a natural shade like pink or green.