Through the years I've learned much from my time playing and I'd like to take a moment to share a few of them with you and tell you a little bit about myself. One of the greatest lessons I've learned from my years in gaming is that there isn't anything that cannot be solved with a nice polished rocket launcher. You take care of it, and believe me, it will take care of you. Unless you're JC Denton, never bother using a pistol. Short of the rocket launcher, in the world of non-reality, you'd be better off just kicking and punching to get the job done.
Pistols are incredibly boring anyway.
Another of life's great gaming lessons is that no matter how fast you think you are at building troops or cities or civilizations, the computer is going to be faster than you are at it and taking it personally when getting beaten to a lifeless bloody isn't going to do you a bit of good. It really honestly doesn't care one way or another. Oh, and contrary to popular belief, mice DO float in water, especially aquariums. Joysticks, on the other hand, do not. And by the way, online gaming addictions can now pay you.