But that was just me joshing them a little. We have some marvellous colleges here in Australia although in my day we didn't have the fancy colleges they have now. I remember the first time I ever had a real woman. She was patient and kind and explained that I didn't need to inflate her first, which was a relief considering I was wondering where to put the bicycle pump. Then she took me in hand and taught me about the differences between men and women.
Men have harder hands for a start.
But I digress. I was talking about them illegal aliens who've undergone a dangerous journey, expecting to arrive in Wonderland and instead arrived in Australia. And when they get locked in the slammer, the government won't allow them access to the internet so they could get in touch with their relatives. That's a tragedy. We could do with a few more of these illegal aliens.