She's gained 20 lbs. Came home and lover made candlelight dinner. Rainbow trout with capers. Make love by fireplace. Watched the First Wives' Club with non-threatened lover.
Pillows are fluffy, scented with vanilla.
Fall asleep to deep peaceful slumber. Had sex with girlfriend. Took massive crap while reading Performance Bikes magazine Love handles are gone. Take shower and lather privates. Go to work in my Ferrari 550 Maranello.