Madness and insanity are desirable qualities in some retailers. Chefs are up in arms about the increased quality of packet food. All Mexicans wear sombreros, have moustaches, are quite stupid and eat nothing but corn chips. When a packet or container is empty, some sad-faced dickhead has to turn it upside down and shake it to be sure. When men wear brand-new clothes they have to put their hands in their pockets.
Models have orgasms when they eat chocolate or icecream.
Girls play tennis, water ski and laugh a lot when having their periods. Single parents can pick up a root at McDonalds.