I'd just like to get this poor woman's story straight. I want the truth. Aside from the fact that it was probably just one of those Dristan addicts who seem to be popping up all over, maybe you should just chill out. Well no, I'm not going to say whether I support Bishy or Brain Dead. Remember, coffee doesn't kill people.
People kill people.
I have never set foot in a Starbucks, but my weak mind has undoub tedly been manipulated by them in unspeakable ways, and up until reading your entry, I actually thought that I knew something about coffee. I do work at a coffee shop, but I only do it to look trendy and pick up on my fellow alterna-freshmen. Please forgive my hasty assumptions about your sorority membership and your haircut. Despite the fact that you are obviously superior to me, I still don't like pompous customers. Have saliva, will use.