You forget where you live. You are a year 2000 programmer, and your life is hell. We are in crisis. American business is at a standstill. Because there aren' t enough people.
Projects are on hold.
Slots go unfilled. Don't cover your ears. By now, you're probably sick, sick, sick of the year 2000 crisis. When IS middle managers were in demand. A time when even CFOs and CEOs actually called the shots.