He suffers from Full Nest Syndrome. Dad's post-collegiate daughter has returned home. And in the guest bathroom, which she has to herself. On the one hand, this newly minted graduate won't pick up her room. On the other, her devotion to a clean bar of soap deserves high marks for initiative.
Most people err the opposite way.
When you're half-asleep in the shower stall, sopping wet, and, at least in this correspondent's case, stone blind sans eyeglasses. Once I'm in there, it takes a matter of grave national security to get me out. I can and have gone without a new bar of soap for months. When we came home from dinner, the missus and me laughed about our friend's daughterly discomfiture. Then it happened.