Within a couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere. You get the idea. No one knows why. It will ruin his Special Day and he will always have parts left over. No one knows why.
Men enjoy danger.
That's why they never cook - but they will barbecue. Get him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound propane tank. Tell him the gas line leaks. Tickets to a football game are a smart gift. Everyone knows why.