Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid. Parents are so excited about the first steps and words of their children, but then they spend the next 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up. A feeling you feel when you feel a feeling you've never felt before. Patience is the silken cord on which are strung the pearls of virtue. Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes.
People are funny.
They want the front of the bus, middle of the road, and the back of the church. People are never too busy to tell you all that they have to do. People do not plan to fail, they just fail to plan. People do not quit playing because they grow old. They grow old because they quit playing.