By the second day you're off it. The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger.
Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
Monogamy is the same. Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least the bombs can find Kuwait. Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.