They both think Bulls are pigs but marry them anyways and produce calfs. Then they divorce the Bulls and take the whole farm. Only other cows and calfs get any milk. You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed.
Milk is banned.
You got to have some of this milk. You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. You have two cows. One has actually read the constitution, believes in it, and has some really good ideas about government.