Nothing sucks worse than a good monkey gone bad.
I've heard monkeys who have been unreasonably forced to learn sign language have rebelled by dawning metal finger nails and slashing all people who resemble the signer. Some monkeys also just eat high protein diets, which will bring the bad side out of any ape. I guess he was also forcing the monkey to do all the BBQing, though, too, so it could have been cooker's fatigue. Anyway, I have a million monkey stories, but I'll stop for now. I've heard monkeys who have been unreasonably forced to learn sign language have rebelled by dawning metal finger nails and slashing all people who resemble the signer.