The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base.
Relationships are hard.
It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp. My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men.