If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now. People wear shorts and T-shirts if the temperature rises above 32 degrees. You get a divorce, but still have a wife. The most popular public transportation system is a ski lift.
People drive to Idaho to pick up a gallon of milk so they can play the lottery.
College football rivalries are bigger than the Super Bowl. Beer drinkers don't shop on Sunday. You don't have to breathe cigarette smoke until you walk outside a building. The cost of living rises while your salary drops. Every driveway has a mini-van and a pickup truck.