Laziness pays off now. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good. Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.