Any misrepresentations on inaccurate quotations were made so as to make the readers of this column laugh uproariously. Anyone taking offense to this article should be advised not to leave oneself so open next time. Here s some of what went down on the board this weekend. I would advise you not to ask that question at a tailgate on Sunday, as you might find yourself hogtied in someone s trunk. Coincidentally, that was the last game that Charlotte Hokie missed.
Phone lines are jammed as thousands of Hokies call their bookies.
Beerman doesn t understand why Tiger Woods is on the list. A few Hokies ask if anybody remembers who VT opened up with last year uhh, point made. Cavalier Nancy considers boycotting LeSabre because they re talking about Hokie stuff. Well, now we know where we got jinxed about the weather. Read J.R. Hokie s post.