But he likes Jalapeno peppers cause they burn your mouth up, and remind him of his home, it being so hot down there, and all. When it rains, God's crying real hard. Cause He loves us, but we can't seem to get it through our heads. So He cries, and his tears make flowers, and rivers, and give us water to drink. Parents make you eat vegetables and stuff, so they don't have to eat them.
Pets are really aliens.
They've been trying to tell us this all along. But we can't understand the sounds they make. They came from God's house. And He told them that we needed help. That it was hard for us to love each other, no matter what.