The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid, too. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way. Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them. Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. Here, eat this root. That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.