Most Patriots are aware of the risk they take when visiting Yosemite National Park, California.
Visitors report that marauding bands of savage bushytails routinely sweep across Yosemite Valley devouring everything in their path. As a result, other wildlife, deprived of food, resort to desperate measures just to survive. Starving bears will break into cars searching for food and cute little ducks degrade themselves by accepting Cheetos from complete strangers. Until recently, it was believed that chitterbox aggression was confined to the valley floor. However, a rash of unexplained rockslides prompted an Anti-Squirrel Coalition investigation into the high country surrounding Yosemite Valley.