No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. No matter how cute the underwear is. To check out Pastor Tim's Top Ten CleanLaughs click here.