Marky Mark finds his old ship, and realizes he is in the future. The ship sprays fire at some bad monkeys, and the little monkey from the beginning brings Marky Mark a space ship. He meets Brad Pitt on an airplane, and then his apartment blows up. Ed and Brad get drunk and beat each other up. They live together in a shit hole and start Fight Club.
Meatloaf shows up with big titties and they fight.
Brad starts doing anarchy things and Ed gets mad. Oh yeah ugly Helen Bonham Carter and Brad have lots of sex. Brad decides to blow stuff up and Ed realizes that Brad is a creation of his own mind. Ed beats the crap out of himself and then blows a hole through his cheek. Brad goes away.