6th Fleet sets sail for Middle East on routine training mission, planned months in advance. Helicopter assault group gets lost in sandstorm, with heavy casualties resulting. Rabbits pose with corpses, proclaim a great victory. Air Force jets bomb rabbit hutch, hitting nearby chicken coop instead. Some jets lost to unknown enemy countermeasures, chicken feathers reported near engines of downed jets.
Rabbit disappears into desert with badly scratched paw.
Decides to become a pacifist and go into pharmaceutical business.