Read each question and all the potential answers once and then select the first answer that comes to mind. If this test takes you more than eight minutes to complete, you should question your reading and comprehension abilities. Your girlfriend has discovered that she has maxed out your credit card and starts to bitch and complain that you are nothing but a derelict ever since your request for more credit was turned down. She must be seeing another woman and using this instance as an excuse to break up. Rob a gas station and a few liquor stores to make her happy.
Nobody listens to women anyway.
An old friend, whom you haven't seen for five years, calls you up and enthusiastically invites you out to see something incredible. He has found religion and is inviting you to church. He got suckered into a pyramid scheme and wants to try and recruit you. He found a dead body in the trash. Lying on your application and covering you bluffs to obtain employment in which you can exploit your weak minded supervisors for immediate promotion.