They buy it and rapidly retrieve many lost needles from the maze and much lost cheese from the haystack. But they never do manage to find the cheese in the maze. Chief Programmer Team A team of 20 mice bear a scribe mouse on a litter into a stone labyrinth built under a pyramid. The litter contains an entire commitee of mice. Unions arise in the hordes of bearer mice.
More mice ride on litters, some on the brims of the wider litters.
Review of cheap location reconnaissance video tapes reveal the cheese in a corner, and the director mice shortly nab it just as shooting begins. The mice run around like crazy, banging into the walls and tripping each other up etc, until, exhausted, they find the cheese. They eat it. They die of starvation while trying to find the way out. The mouse salesman shows you a picture of your ideal maze and promise that they'll put the cheese whereever you like.