Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home. Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital. You're already late on the assignment you just got. Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cubicle. Vacation is something you roll over to next year or a check you get every January.
Nepotism is encouraged.
The only reason you recognize your kids is because their pictures are hanging in your cubicle. You only have makeup for fluorescent lighting. You read this entire list and understood it. We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up. Some time each night and some time each weekend.