Heck, you've even got choices of lubed or non-lubed. The only thing McKinley doesn't do is deliver the goods by mail every month, but I'm sure if enough students wanted it, we might get a Condom of the Month Club started at the University. When all the education and preventative measures have fallen by the wayside to a night of passion, McKinley is there for the morning after, as well. Besides this great investment in preventive health measures, the doctors and nurses at McKinley offer anonymous HIV testing. They diagnose and treat other STDs as well.
Pregnancy testing is offered.
Basically all the questions you might have about sexual health can be addressed by McKinley's health staff. Best of all, these services are covered under the fees paid for by full-time students. True, accidents and mistakes happen, too often because of the influence of alcohol. Sharing all this with someone is nothing to be ashamed of, nothing to be feared as long as you honestly understand what the possible consequences of your actions might be. Still, a friend of mine likes to say he has sympathy for ignorance, not negligence.