In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning.
Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.