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Men are like fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with. Thanks for emailing jokes about men in response to the previous jokes about women. The average person takes about 2 million steps in a year. The Russian Airline was the first to feature a toilet on board.