Unfortunately, not a man alive knows any of them. And if he did, he'd be wise not to try. Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention. According to the latest surveys, when making love, most married men fantasize that their wives aren't fantasizing.
Men are a misunderstood lot, which all in all is probably for the best.
Women are better off not knowing that we eat with our hands the minute they leave the room or that we use their nail clippers to trim our nose hair. Better for them, better for us. Still, it's annoying that women spend more time and money trying to understand the minds of cats than they do wondering about what makes men tick. Our consuming need to own the biggest and most expensive version of just about everything. Most of these purchases are harmless, little more than childish wish fulfillment played out at a higher testosterone level.