They also come in various sizes. This sometimes depends on whether you are looking for one or trying to hide something. However, they are mostly big. Policemen are found everywhere, on land, on sea, in the air, on horses, and sometimes in your hair. The best way to get one is to pick up the nearest phone.
Policemen deliver lectures, babies, and bad news.
They are required to have the wisdom of Solomon, the disposition of a lamb and muscles of steel, and are often accused of having a heart to match. He is the one who rings the doorbell, swallows hard and announces the passing of a loved one, then spends the rest of the day wondering why he took such a crummy job. Policemen on television are oafs who couldn't find a bull fiddle inside a telephone booth. To little kids he is either a friend or a boogey-man, depending on how the parents feel about it. When a policeman is good he is a grafter, and that goes for the rest of them too.