We won't milk you. Follow the links below to the first and second issues of our zine A CALL TO CUD which contain these initial messages. Animals have souls, human beings have lost theirs. Hold on to your funny bone. Chew your cud and you chew life itself.
Milk is the river of life.
The grass is never greener elsewhere. The fence is there for a reason. Spam is indecent and immoral and is quickly ruining the Internet. Along with your lifetime membership you will receive a color-laminated membership card, a church name, all past and future print version issues of A Call To Cud and other goodies.