I sit on student's committees and perform other services within the university and academic community. Methods for large-scale correlated electronic structure calculations Efficient use of MPPs in quantum chemistry. My travel schedule is available on-line. Some projects I'm involved in are too Dilbertian for comfort. I've compiled some information about how to get to the Information Superhighway from my house .
People giving scientific talks or lectures sometimes say pretty funny things.
I've collected some of the scientific humor I've heard. Il Destino di Grant Application , an opera about the realities of science. Use the US Geological Survey 's Geographical Names Information System . Its named for a beach, which happens, in turn, to be named for a physicist. I guess you're on your own, sorry.