I said some unkind and unnecessary things to my wife. She didn't speak to me for several days. It cost me much more than the original cost of the jacket in flowers, dinner and gifts. However, it now hangs prominently in the middle of my closet. I have had to change the Jersey cuffs several times.
Moths seem to consider the cuffs a delicacy.
It is so worn and wrinkled, it looks like a large, old prune. I don't care. Nobody messes with my jacket.