In fact, forget everything I've just said. You reading this here editorial. You fucked your mother in an outhouse. You cut the gizzards out of children and fed them to alligators. You smoked crack with Mayor Barry, Farrah Fawcett and Princess Di.
Nobody gives a fuck.
If you want to have freedom in a media-saturated world you have to learn not to give a fuck about your public image. Random acts of actionable communication straight from the id. And because our virtual tongues are imprisoned by excessive libel, copyright and trademark restrictions. Don't believe anything we say. Don't get mad.