This will then be broadcasted on the local news. It is illegal to pee in an elevator. The sale of gum is prohibited. Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country. Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay.
Pornography is illegal.
As it is considered pornographic, you may not walk around your home nude. If you forget you car-keys inside the car and you leave the car open, you will be punished. Clothes may not be hung to dry on Sunday. You may not wash your car on a Sunday. It is considered an offense to mow your lawn on a Sunday, because it causes too much noise.