Press F1 to continue. A friend will help you solve your problems. A good friend will help you solve your computer problems. There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
Politicians are people who get sworn in and then cursed out.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. You don't get to choose how you're going to die, or when. You can only decide how you're going to live now. Life is what happens while you are making other plans.