Check out the Wazmo Store link at the top of our pages. It has come to my attention that on several occasions over the last couple of weeks, some of our associates nave not been wiping their asses in the bathroom properly. Our company relies on clients visiting our offices, so proper ass wiping habits are imperative.
Nothing turns away customers like an improperly wiped ass.
I have contacted the building management company about the issue, but wanted to remind everyone in our office of the policy regarding the wiping of asses during operating hours. If you take a crap, wipe your ass. If you are a woman and only urinate, please wipe your ass at least once. If you are a man and you urinated standing, you are excused from wiping your ass. If however you urinate standing over three times in a given period without taking a crap, please take the time to inspect your ass and determine if a wiping is in order.