Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away-and barefoot. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Men are from earth.
Women are from earth. Deal with it. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.