Retards have helped produce some of the greatest wards of this century. Nazis often carried Lugers at their belts. Retards often have loogeys on their shirts. Nazis are often recruited by a large, bald, gruff father figure. Retards are often cared for by a large, bald, gruff orderly.
Nazis bang their heads to ear-splitting heavy metal music.
Nazis drag hapless victims from behind their cars. Retards drag used toilet paper from behind their shoes. Nazis used the eagle in many of their insignia. Retards love Big Bird t-shirts. Nazis often left their homes in the care of big-boned disciplinarian housewives.