Trespassing on someone else's land is legal. You are presumed guilty until proven innocent for some crimes. If someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your commode, you must let them enter. In Indiana Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday.
Oral sex is illegal.
A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17. It is against the law to pass a horse on the street. In Iowa Kisses may last for no more than five minutes. One-armed piano players must perform for free. A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.