Her advise column is syndicated in over 1,000 newspapers. If you want to catch trout, don't fish in a herring barrel. Rose-colored glasses are never made in bifocals.
Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams.
Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat. Bragging is not an attractive trait, but let's be honest. A man who catches a big fish doesn't go home through an alley. Scroll down for sources of quotations and special search engines. Keith Mohler, 1994.