The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger.
Next morning buy it back for seventy- five cents.
Monogamy is the same. If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. And suppose you were a member of Congress, but I repeat myself. Blushing is a sign of guilt or ill- breeding. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.