But these were no ordinary beers. We knew he had it in him. I mean, if anybody had enough balls to drink 32 Pabst, it was Justin L Sane. But just then, things took a turn for the worse. Out of no where, Whart-Hog Boy, a male of uknown origins, pulled up to the scene in his black BMW wearing his Abercrombie pants and weightlifting shirt and took pictures of the event, then left.
Nobody knows why.
Its like that song Stronger by Britney Spears. He then proceeded to vomit all over our cameras, papers, and microphones. But others doubt if this mysterious person known as Haven even exists. Everytime he drinks a case of Pabst or Golden Aniverserary, he babbles on about this female creature known as Haven. We have yet to see her ever.