I realized at once that my home page had to be a thoroughly professional job, so I set out in search of the best talent available. Realizing that I was in the presence of genius, I signed him on at once. He is responsible for the grandeur you see before you. But recruiting talent isn't the toughest part of offering a consulting service online. The real problem is that it's rather difficult to get paid for anything.
Quantities are limited, so act now.
Finally, it is important to remember that when it comes to creating successful Web pages, entertainment is at least as important as information. My original plan was to fulfill this requirement by posting my autographed photo of Mr. Television himself, Gene Rayburn, but Jack-O wasn't entirely sure how to go about it. So in order to collect some lively, provocative, uncopyrighted material, I have decided to ask you to help me to entertain you . Accordingly, I herewith invite any and all celebrities reading this page to tell me about your favorite Web sites. She's also been handling Jack-O's correspondence, since a freak electrolysis accident last March cost him the use of both hands.