Goon A goon is at the top of the food chain, if you've been certified as a goon then it probably means you need to spend more time away from the computer. Certify someone as a goon if you see them on a regular basis, or perhaps if you're sleeping with them. A certified goon can certify pretty much anyone they want to, as pretty much anything they want. This certification level is for people who aren't quite goons, but aren't quite ninnies. Certify someone at this level if they eat pineapples, or if they like the color orange.
Pranksters can certify other pranksters, and ninnies.
If a prankster certifies someone as a goon, it generally won't have any affect on that person's total certification. If you feel like someone might be good at catching flying squirrels, then you should certify them as a ninny. Ninny certification typically doesn't count for squat. Spectator Spectators are people who haven't been certified as anything. These people can't post articles or reply to stuff, but they can still write diary entries just like everyone else.