This first, but not last, edition of the male newsletter is devoted entirely to women. If you are a woman and you want to know how to make your man happy, please read on. Also included in this newsletter are a few time-tested theories about the relationships between men and women and how both sides mess them up. First lets address the issue of making men happy. Women, you need to read this, guys you already know this, but read on if you like.
Men are very simple creatures.
Throw in a little TV and a comfortable chair, and you have the makings for a very happy man. These are very simple rules, and they are very simple to follow. This is basically all we need. Added bonuses include power tools, barbecue sauce, stereo equipment, and maybe some pornography. Try to provide as many as you can, or just let us do these things.