Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later. All urinals being used, pisses in sink. No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor. Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble. Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed. Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants. Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.