I may be smashed, but if I can stand, I can dispense my own soap, thank you very much. It's amazing what the right kind of music will do to a girl's dancing ability. With the appropriate beat, your shy and reserved female dancing companion may go off like a lit firecracker. Let us all take a moment of silence to thank Prince and all the other fabulous musicians who made this possible. Then you know about two-dollar cape cods.
Most people go clubbing to have fun.
However, there are those who need to act tough to prove their manhood. You know, guys who glare at you because they're soooo much tougher than you. It's understood that people will bump into each other on a crowded dance floor. That's part of it all. What's abnormal is getting upset because someone accidentally touched your elbow.