On the contrary, we've gone out of our way to avoid even the appearance of political rectitude. The current fashion is to show great concern for the mother of a new baby. The mother, after all, has had to carry the child for nine months or so, and has had to undergo unspeakable horrors to deliver said child. But it's about time we acknowledged the invaluable contribution, not to mention the supreme sacrifices, made by the fathers. This guide sets the record straight.
People have babies for all sorts of reasons.
You have too many clean clothes in your closet. You need a good excuse to shampoo the rugs more often. You have too much money. You can't cope with your wife's insatiable appetite for sex. You own stock in Fisher Price.