When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist. A good listener is usually thinking about something else. The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you. Kin Hubbard One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault. An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. Both the cockroach and the bird could get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most. The trouble with America isn't that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.