It is rumored that Vanna White will come out of retirement to host the events. They'll just recall the darn things in two weeks anyway. Ford has already responded to that one by sending each complainant a letter of apology, a 5 pound salami and a loaf of bread. They've been described as having a few slicked back hairs, gold chains around their necks and wearing a gang uniform of checkered Bermuda shorts with black socks and orthopedic boat shoes. Fear among the city's women was fueled by the widely-repeated story of Melissa McCarthy, who heard the story of the Posse on the radio, immediately drove home, and found a set of dentures clamped to the hem of her skirt.
Police discount it as an urban legend.