Fake apple pie Instead of hanging around the kitchen on baking day, you can buy a candle that mimics the smell of apple pie. In our building, a woman provides just about as much aromatherapy as we can tolerate every time we get in the elevator with her. Free of charge. If no one at your workplace offers the same service, you can purchase your own cheap perfume. Or expensive oils.
Phone books are still free.
So is mail delivery. You might have to pay 34 cents to send a letter, but you can receive it free of charge. You can still borrow a library book without having to hand over your Visa card. There's no toll to cross the Suspension Bridge. We are still figuring out who should pay for public education, but right now it is still free to students.