Lazy, physically capable, but mentally inept females who use the handicap entrance. Maybe they were on drugs the day they declared their majors in college, and this wasn't what they really wanted to do. Maybe they wanted to sell used cars for a living, and their mothers dressed them up and sent them off to college anyway, and now they are exacting their revenge on society. I understand the power of procrastination, but there are so many more things you could do. Heck, you could go out and do the things these people do to get on the talk shows, to begin with.
Mental pictures are better than television anyway.
He told me about a time when Walter Library bathrooms were closed for painting and he couldn't find a men's room in the adjacent Smith Hall. He said he proceeded to use the ladies' room, and narrowly escaped an embarrassing situation. He mentioned that this facility was very clean and the traffic flow was quite low.