His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. Sent in by Jerry Arzdorf, who wonders why a married man is guilty until proven innocent. My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends. I do not care to speak ill of a man behind his back, but I believe the gentleman is an attorney.
Marriage is a wonderful institution.
It allows two persons to share the problems that they would not have had if they did not get married. The lawyer is a gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies - and keeps it for himself. You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.