Cats are feminine and a sign of trouble. If a man has a cat he is either a villain or a pervert. Dogs know in advance who the bad guys are and grawl at them menacingly. Creepy crawlers will always attack the woman, even if she is surrounded by dozens of men.
Painters stand with bare torsos, hurling gallons of paint at the canvass.
Bubble baths hide everything. Bubbles never dissipate. Troubled men gulp their drinks at one shot, and ask for another. The trip to the hospital has endless problems and only by thesheerest luck does the woman get to deliver in a place that has doctors. Just a couple of hours after giving birth, she looks as if she'd never been through it.