Sometimes throwing a preacher out of a moving car is the right thing to do. Never annoy some guy holding a Thompson. You don't want to see Shatner in a hot love scene. It's okay to sleep with your sister's boyfriend, just do not get pregnant. Never trust a girl giving away free doughnuts.
Rich people suck at poker.
Angie Dickinson is not a natural blonde. Now here are some fine examples of humanity. 10 mins-You should bury him deeper than that, a dog is going to dig him up. 34 mins-Tom is pretty fleet of foot after taking a bullet in the leg. 60 mins-She is not an alien with blue skin, you aren't getting any.