Turner extends it as she beckons a girl named Princess to administer her muscle relaxants. Princess does as she is told, while a man in a business suit tries to pry Turner's hand from her neck. Her legs stiffen straight out in front of her, the tension in the feet twisting her silver pumps until they are pigeon-toed. Turner instructs Princess to sit on her legs to loosen them up. The girl obliges until she is replaced by a heavier, middle-aged woman in a navy blue dress.
People start to stare.
Another parishioner joins in trying to yank Turner's arms down. A third man arrives, bringing the hive of helpers to five. Grunts and grimaces and a fierce battle of wills escalate until the group finally decides to remove Turner from the pew. All rights reserved.