This file also has depressing things I've said, but it has a little more structure. I am usually funnier than this. Most people aren't anywhere as depressed as I am. Most people's lives don't suck bad enough to give a black hole a run for it's money. Most people don't have to think about all the evil things I think about.
Most people gawk at members of the opposite sex.
Most people want to have kids. Most people's main goal in everyday existance is to have sex with a member of the opposite sex. Most people don't like me cause of the way I am. Most people can't deal with the concept of death. Most people belive in some sort of god.