Arkansas Bill will not pay anyattention to complaints like that. But what hemight do instead is go on TV and announce hissupport for The Women's Satisfaction Act of 1998,which will make it a federal crime to have sex witha woman and not give her orgasm. This Lewinsky character needs tokeep her mouth shut. Atleast Bill had that right. And then if you treat her likeshit and leave her unsatisfied, she will keepcoming back for more, just like the voters do.
Politicians know the routine.
With the night's reading under my arm, Idecided it was time for a nice latte. So I headeddown to the Starbucks on Wisconsin Avenue, and gotin line for coffee. Well, sometimes when you get inline with someone, they begin to think you are somelong lost friend and it is okay to tell you themost intimate details of their personal life, or toask you the most intimate details of your own. Onetime I met a mathematician from one of the localengineering firms, and he told me the explanationfor this had to do with Topology. Well,I thought about that one for days and days, and itnever made any sense to me.