Women don't drink beer. Aborigines don't exist. Unless they're Ernie Dingo. Skateboard riding leads to Coke drinking. Milk pours in slow motion.
People close their eyes after drinking coffee.
Tony Lockett wouldn't punch out Greg Matthews for telling him he needed a hair transplant. The opinions of morons emerging from cinemas are of great value. Toilet paper and your arse have nothing to do with each other. Stocks are limited. Madness and insanity are desirable qualities in some retailers.