Origami - The art of folding freshly spread newspapers so that a clean cage will become soiled in the most efficient manner. Parrotitis - A human brain infection characterized by an insatiable desire to acquire the most psittacines, with attendant supplies and duets.
Patients appear to function in society, but tend to exhibit flocking behavior in bird clubs.
Fringe - The remains of your most expensive books. Bouquet Garni - Healthy foods your bird plunks into his waterbowl. Lucky Parrot Head Key Chain - What you want to do with your ornery bird when he doesn't have a dingleberry stuck to his nose. All rights reserved.