Never sell a perfect product. It's the imperfections that bring in the real profit. Love is good, but latinum's best. The only way to properly lose an election is to pay for your opposition to lose. Why die with honor if you can live with profit.
Money is the root of all happiness.
Greed was always underestimated. Honesty was always overestimated. Never trust an FCA agent. Don't be a racist. Exploit everybody equally.