I'm so sorry about your life . . . I talk to myself a lot. I also walk into plate glass windows much too often for my own well being. I think its pretty shitty that my friends will sit nearby and quietly watch as i approach a large plate glass window that I have mistaken for an open door and laugh or take bets instead of bothering to warn me.
People can be so obnoxious.
I keep an aloe plant in my room at all times. Her name is Amalthea, and she follows me wherever I live because of the Nelson curse. If you are familiar with either me or my father, and with what tends to happen when we get our hands on sharp or extremely hot objects, you know why I love Amalthea so much. I also hadn't watered her for quite some time. But i figured that since it does such wonders for me, perking me up and making me hyper enough to bounce off walls and such, I thought perhaps Amalthea could also benefit from its rejuvenating effects.