All coordination will be done electronically over the Internet, a futuristic communications network of networks that, we are told, will one day revolutionize something or other. Five-year study demonstrated that the best item to use as a computer mouse pad is a pad of paper. During the past two months, as a result of our report, several of the major paper companies have raised their prices on mouse-quality paper. We will continue to report the details of this exciting story. Just in time for your Valentine's Day dining pleasure, a gentleman named Dr. Blanton Cantellier of L'Institute d'Amour de Paris has developed a new method for slicing artichoke hearts into neat, tidy pieces without in any way peeling or cutting away the outer portions of the artichokes.
Research reports that merit a trip to the library.
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