A closed mouth gathers no feet. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. Then I guess I'm the only one left on Earth. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.