I just don't understand big corporation culture. Really, I don't. So we sit through the Happy Happy Bullshit Meetings and scowl at each other and write rude things in the pads of paper we get. The department heads ramble on and on about how superfantabulously their departments are doing and how mondoincredibly motivated they are for all this fantasticalicious work at this supercalifragilistic company. Nobody believes a word of it.
Nobody cares enough to believe a word of it.
Then make the attendance voluntary. All the weenie brown-nosed suckups who care about this shit can show up, and those of us who have actual WORK to do can get it done. And you're an ingrate. It's supposed to be an acronym. He's so proud of the thing that he made us watch it too.