This is a tangible benefit to me. A-Rod is not. I say give A-Rod's jet to Kincaid. I think my plumber, Rosselot, needs a squadron of 747s. Because when you need a plumber, you need him fast.
Nobody cares about A-Rod when the toilet's jammed.
I know people who work at the Ford plant in Sharonville. In their next negotiation, they need a raise, longer rest breaks, a nicer workout room and a tent out front, where they can autograph the transmissions they make. I urge jets for single parents working two jobs, so they can get home quicker. I think heart surgeons should be on billboards and hospice workers should have big, bronze statues built to them in public places. Social workers should have a luxury box in which to lounge, when they're not doing the good work of mending society's too-stretched fabric.