Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. Nobody gets out alive anyway. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Men have self-confidence because they grow up identifying with superheroes.
Women have bad self images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke. It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys. Let's see, America's bombing a country because their leader is a jerk. Somebody should return the favour.