All real work gets started after 5pm or on weekends. Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube. Plants in your cube are healthier than your plants at home. Vacation is something you rollover to next year or a check you get every January. Change is the norm.
Nepotism is encouraged.
You only have makeup for fluorescent lighting. You read this entire list and understood it. It ain't so much the things you don't know that get you in trouble. It's the things you know that just ain't so.