Exploring the self-worth of manliness Long, golden locks of hair by Steven Martens Daily Columnist Vanity, thy name is man. Women are often accused of being the vain gender. They are accused of always being concerned about their appearances, putting on lipstick while driving, getting up at 5 a.m. to get ready in time for an 8 a.m. class, etc. Well, women haven't cornered the market on obsessing about their appearances.
Men can be vain, too.
In fact, there are scientists working around the clock to cater to the male ego, and they've made a breakthrough. Men in baseball caps all over the country jumped for joy. Then came the catch. Many of the men in hats who had been jumping sat down after hearing that part. But many of them actually started weighing hair against the ability to have sex and had trouble reaching a conclusion.