The better you do your job, the more likely you are to be shot, injured, complained on, sued, investigated, or subpoenaed on your day off. A convict broke out of jail in Washington D.C., and a few days later accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went out for a sandwich. She needed to talk to him, and thus had him paged. Police officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.
Prisoner sues to be served fresh rather than reconstituted milk.
Prisoner sues for right to conduct martial arts sparring and full-contact fighting as part of his religion. Prisoner sues to be served fruit juice at meals and three pancakes instead of two. Prisoner sues to be given Reeboks, Adidas, Pony or Avia brand hightops rather than inferior brand sneakers issued by prison. Officer Allan forwards another one. . . . A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it.