Nothing and no one spared. A different bar. One less drunk. One to hold the bulb and twenty to drink until the room spins. This really drunk guy walks up to a parking meter and puts in a quarter.
Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
A recovering alcoholic. Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. There was a guy who had at least 4-5 drinks of whiskey every day of his adult life. Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.