It's a hell of a lot easier than picking fly shit out of pepper with boxing gloves on. Fud the Duck. Eddie Currents - the kid who lives down the street. A half-assed waltz, not too fast, not too slow, just half assed. And Moo-Moo's upside down with her feet in the air.
Physicists can make up their own rules.
There are always studpid people to do stupid things. Ball Peen Hammer Syndrome - Hitting yourself in the head with a ball peen hammer, because it feels so good when you stop. That's too damn confusing. Don't confuse me with the facts. You're not talking to your ordinary yolkel.