The newspaper and TV stations reported that the crowd oohed and aahed as the new models were unveiled. Face it, these are just more rectangular metal vehicles powered by gas combustion engines. You know, pretty much the same technology Henry Ford used 90 years ago. AOL boasts that this means we'll soon be able to buy CDs at home, play along with TV game shows, and get customized news delivered to our computers. I don't feel like reading.
Progress is a wonderful thing.
Maybe it would help if AOL Time Warner, as the new monolith will be creatively named, would buy GM, Ford, and the other car companies. Then they could inject the industry with new blood, new ideas, and new technologies. Even better, they should buy Dollar Rent A Car. Inc. All Rights Reserved. These columns appear in better newspapers across the country.