I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special. Could I touch your belly button . . .