You can guess the rest. Now, some of you might have a problem with this, as you can see that our whole relationship was based on a lie. Well, let me clue you in to my great relationship secret. I find that honesty works great in small doses, like salt. But just because a little salt is tasty, you don't want a whole mouthful.
Nobody wants to eat nothing but salt.
If you did you'd die. Consider these ordinary, relationship-type questions. Will screw you five out of six times if you answer it honestly. You see, lies are the grease that keep our relationships running smoothly. Lies are soft and comfortable, whereas honesty has a lot of sharp edges that make it difficult for most people to handle.