Miss an appointment. Ditch your oncologist. It's time to revive your plans to purchase that mobile home you used to dream about. And for Judy, Jacky and all our other met-sisters, a special salute for valor under fire. You've been awarded our highest DISH Club Diamond membership.
Membership includes a two pound box of fudge and a specially designed princess tiara.
You are precious gems to all of us, radiating light from your many facets, your beauty formed under unimaginable pressures. Award ceremonies will be held under the table, during Breast Cancer Awareness Month. The famous Dyson scones will be served. New OHNO's will receive an autographed copy of Dr. Susan Love's Breast Book, 3rd Edition, round-trip economy airfare to the next breast cancer list gathering, a case of tissues, and a renewable prescription for Ambien, filled by your pharmacy of choice. Don't Wait Another Day Travel Associates, and a complete set of new friends.