Anyway, what eventually happened is that a medium-sized whale got hungry and swam into shallow waters to catch a sea lion and eat it. It's just going from day to day trying not to starve or be eaten by something else. That's how nature is, kids. People seem to like to assign human standards of behavior to animals or inanimate objects. But I've always liked animals far better than people anyway.
People are so lame.
If any psychology types out there can tell me in scientific terms why people get so stupid this time of the year, I'd love to know.