Cream pies are made to be thrown, never eaten. All Chinese people know Karate. Indians make good fodder. All baseball games will be won with a home run in the bottom of the ninth with two outs and the bases loaded. Everybody wins in Las Vegas.
Nobody ever has trouble finding parking spots when they are in a hurry.
Housework is never needed. Street vendor's carts are magnetically attracted to high-speed car chases. Everyone knows how to pick a lock with one tool. The last 5 minutes of any TV show will expain the entire plot. The last 5 minutes will be stretched out for 20 minutes with commercials.