But fortunately, the erotic adventuress has many options. You can heat a butter knife over a kitchen burner or any open flame, then use an oven mitt to easily carve bumpers from that old tire. Even better, you can cut out beveled rectangular bumpers by heated empty Altoids tins, pressing them firmly into the old tire, then peeling back the pads. But there are many other noises in the bedroom which simply must be muted in order to properly enjoy the experience. Although I scrupulously maintain total silence throughout the sexual act, others may not be so considerate.
Nothing squelches sexual ardor like repetitive moans and outcries.
With an old aquarium pump, some stones collected from the beach and a large pot, it's easy to create a recirculating water water fountain that will fill the room with a pleasant, indistinct burble. By using a clay pot, the resonance will be strong enough to make an undisciplined cry of ecstasy into a civil murmur of approval. This technique is also effective for covering those stray noises that can occur during oral sex. Even all these precautions can fall short when intercourse itself produces those extremely embarrassing bodily sounds. Lubrication of your moving parts only aggravates such terrible noises.