We want to get into the spirit of competition, too. The answer is holding a Drake Unathletic Relays. No previous training should be required, and it should involve things that Drake students would be doing otherwise on Relays weekend. It involves walking back to campus after parking at the nearest available space, which usually ends up being somewhere in the Valley West Mall parking lot. Student Lounge Sit - this is the other marathon competition, and it involves sitting in the Olmsted student lounge longer than any of the other competitors.
People usually exit the competition before they win because of the mental anguish.
7 x 34th Street Relays - each of the teams has one member positioned at each fraternity house, and the first member must run with a beer to the next house. The hardest part of this race is avoiding those who wish to enforce the open liquor laws. Hammered throw - entrants in this event had too much to drink in too little time. Coincidentally, these are usually the same people who competed in the shot put after drinking beer. High jump - you guys can figure this one out.