Book dozens of reservations at your seduction dinner spots. Book them up. This isn't going anywhere. I think it would be best for both of us if we took some time off. Don't call me, I'll call you .
Refill boxes with rocks, coals, potatoes, week-old leftovers, or dog poo.
Send to ex-boyfriend. I can't wait to see you on Friday. Sign your name. Send to ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend's office address. Creepy stalker gag - requires organization.