Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. Marriage is a rest period between romances. Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno.
Marriage is bliss.
Ignorance is bliss. Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in.