You meet the type of people you only thought existed in the movies. You learn to sleep with light, noise, extreme temps, and roommates snoring. You don't have to cover your textbooks anymore. You live for chicken finger day at the cafeteria. You begin to realize that college is about the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes.
Procrastination becomes an art.
The only reason you ever dress up is when everything else is dirty. Your parents start to tell you stories about their college days. With all the wealth of knowledge around you, you start to feel like you're on intellectual welfare. Going to the mini-mart is a major treat. The cute girls or guys actually talk to you now.