I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. Man has made use of his intelligence, he invented stupidity. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. All generalizations are false, including this one. We are born naked, wet, and hungry.