UPN doesn't have a new singer on board yet. He'd be perfect if producer Aaron Spelling wants a cross between heavy metal and sheet metal. The poor guy'd probably do it gratis. Billy Ray Cyrus likewise needs a gig and could give the song an achy breaky twist. I am Love Boat, hear me oar.
Passengers are critically important, too.
In the real world, he'd better downgrade his expectations to the likes of Scott Baio, Tonya Harding, Erik Estrada and Charlene Tilton. There's another potential guest pool. As some get hot, others grow cold. Most of them are still a cut above Joe Piscopo. Dana Carvey, for instance.