Well, master, I've told you before that the ability of the OSS process to collect and harness the collective IQ of thousands of individuals across the Internet is simply amazing. The Sheriff cuffs Vinod. We've got them where we want them. Various press shills and Microsoft lackeys, alerted, begin pointing fingers at Linus and his little band. The crowd turns ugly.
Rotten vegetables appear and are waved threateningly at our heroes.
Steady, lads, steady. Linux is still running. Suddenly there is a commotion from mid-square. Heads turn towards the giant monitor. The crowd gasps.