Young David has been as much in the news as normal this week - the main story concerning his new tattoo. This saw him having his wife's name enscripted on his forearm in Hindi. There was even an hour-long prime time TV documentary about the couple this week, part of which saw David practising this idea in different scripts on his arm with the aid of his trusted colouring pen. The problem is, the finished product is spelt wrongly. David now has the word 'Vihctoria' indelibly scrawled on him.
People are wrong.
It has of course been pointed out to said PR machine that while Hindi is a language, Hindu is a religion. The PR machine has yet to respond. Back to on-field matters now and a 'Double Twitch' award will be jointly given to Saturday's opponents Ipswich and Derby County. Derby's 1-0 win at the Suffolk club's ground showed a nervous twitch of a crack in Ipswich's recent stunning run of form while Derby showed the first twitch of life in their seemingly moribund season. Heskey's behaviour was more akin to a night club bouncer than an international centre-forward as he threw Rufus to the floor after a decision had gone against him yet somehow managed to stay on the pitch.