I cry to God every night asking him to make me tall or kill me in a horrible combine accident. People piss on you when you re a midget literally. One time I was standing at a urinal, and this guy just started pissing on me. Who Pissed on a Midget Dear Diary, I accidentally pissed on a midget today. I felt really bad, but when I think about it, I laugh.
Midgets are so weird looking.
I m not one. Diary of a Vietnam War Veteran Dear Diary, I can t believe I lost my left testicle in Nam. But, then I woke up. Then I had some Coco Puffs.