You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's. When a newly married man looks happy we know why.
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. Next day he received a hundred letters.