Windows 2000 will be perfect when it comes out of beta. Sure it will be. Just like Windows 98 was. The crowd begins to laugh, louder and louder. The MCSEs, lackeys, and press shills flee in confusion.
Pieces begin falling off the great engine with loud clanging noises.
Vegetables pelt the Sheriff. Down here, boss. He has slipped out the castle door at street level. He walks over to Linus's band. I always hated the Windows API, anyway, and these guys are smarter in their sleep than you are awake.