Anyone who hangs out online for more than a few minutes finds that there are a lot of folklore gags passed around. Here's a gem that passed my way, author unknown. . . . Recently the following undocumented Windows 95 error codes were found. Error - Yet. 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file.
Nothing is wrong.
005 Multitasking attempted - System confused. 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive. Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments. God knows what has happened. Do not look outside.