When the Sega Dreamcast first came out, I went out with my friend Dale so he could reserve a light gun or some such accessory that hadn't come out yet. What they did have was the fishing reel controller, which cracked me up no end. The guy at the counter chuckled and assured me that the fishing game was pretty fun, and the controller helped. Your typical casino is more like a nursing home, only instead of smelling like antiseptic it's filled with cigarette smoke as the elderly lose their food money, one nickle at a time. It's the most depressing thing in the world, unless you're drunk.
Most casinos provide free drinks to gamblers.
So here's this casino game, which is based on Monopoly. Apparently there are Monopoly slot machines now, or rather, slot machines that use Monopoly icons. The premise being that people who think they're good at Monopoly will think they have a better chance with that slot machine. I'll get to those in a second. First off, installation.