These seven words strike fear into the heart of even General Schwartzkopf. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man.
Men are like portable heaters that snore.
Women take clothing much more seriously than men. Get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor, two inches from the door.