Your grandparents sold booze to the States during Prohibition. Lots of tourists come to Toronto because they mistakenly believe it's a cool city. MuchMusic's Speaker's Corner - rant and rave to the nation for a Loonie. Baseball fans park on your front lawn and pee on theside of your house. Everyone assumes that you're an asshole.
Racism is socially acceptable.
The only province to ever kidnap federal politicians. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbor will move out next. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. Your hockey team is made up entirely of dirty French guys. The province with the oldest, nastiest hookers makeup that is spray painted on.