A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. Both are disappointed. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing. Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. If you women knew what we were thinking, you'd never stop slapping us.