And it smelled like it. Don t bang heads, now. Each log is at least a foot-long and over two inches thick, hand selected. All poop has been generously donated by the native men of this island. It, too, has been well sterilized.
Nobody has to play, of course.
I assure you, if you haven t had a loaf from the native men before, you haven t lived. They think we use it as fertilizer. Much more flavor, and, of course, triple the size, because we all know Caribbean men are big assholes. This is valuable shit boys, don t lose it to the bottom of the barrel, by that time it s saturated and almost impossible to bring back up. You must swallow as much as you can so you have more of it than your adversary.