The Writer agrees to deliver the Work on time and to arrive by freight elevator, weaing a suitably servile expression. From whatever source. Writer will never take any position that jeapordizes any advertiser in any Axis Media. If Writer has no property, next of kin will be taken. The contract is executed under the banking laws of the Cayman Islands.
Publisher has no intent of abiding by any laws of any other state or nation.
In the even of a dispute, Writer can yodel in a storm drain for all we care.