Frank starts shouting and waving his arms madly, the whole time holding the lit cigar in his hand. Other than the part where we blew up Frank's boat, our experience with the AIM-9M was overwhemlingly positive. Frank was able to jump clear just before impact, and was quickly rescued. Due to the extreme heat detection sensitivity required to target PWCs, considerable care should be excercised regarding the environment in which these weapons are used. Nearby barbeques or cigar smoking sailors can quickly interfer with targeting.
Nothing ruins a nice shrimp barbeque quicker than an incoming errant missile.
It appears that when launching a Hobie in an area infested with PWCs, the most effective configuration is 2 of the missiles. On The Wire would like to stress that this article is a parody and that all photos presented are ficticious. The whole things a joke.