A s one of the nation's foremost social psychologists, I would like to present a few of my major social theories. These theories were met with a great deal of enthusiasm when I presented them a few weeks ago at a conference held in the Smith Family Living Center, where I was in sociology class and leaned over and whispered them to my friend Rob.
Most people are stupid.
I am referring to people who talk during movies, change lanes without signaling, and buy Spice Girls CDs. I am referring to people who insist on talking to strangers on airplanes and in doctors' waiting rooms, even though the strangers obviously do not wish to talk to anyone. My second theory goes along with the first one. What this girl does is, she invades your personal space. This girl likes to sit with one leg crossed over the other, her foot dangling.