This is destined to suck. I'm glad Dogburt and Fabio weren't here to see this. There would have been snuggling. And no one wants to see that.
Men have two year old children in their pants.
You look like a school teacher. The kids are gonna love you. First, a word of advice to anyone on this site that may be thinking about going to see Coyote Ugly. I liken the experience of seeing this movie to accidentally walking in on your naked grandmother in the bathroom. Either of these scenarios provide a glimpse of the sickening, utterly hopeless feeling I had as I crawled shamefully from the theater to my car.