An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Man and wife make one fool. Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.
Marriage is a rest period between romances.
Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.