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Nearby communities live in constant fear.
Rumors of losers selling protection are still unsubstantiated, although there have been complaints about missing lunch money. MSN is currently investigating. Mister Meanor the hugely popular editor of the Loser Weekly News , a favorite among the losers. Congratulations to our new loser of the week Mister Meanor .