You know, like twenties that don't have a picture of Andrew Jackson so big Stevie Wonder can see it. Even though shopkeepers accept those new funny looking bills, most vending machines don't, thinking they're as bogus as America's Funniest Home Videos and spitting them out faster than Monica on a good day. Since it won't be long before the old ones will be pulled out of circulation, it's a sure bet people will soon be paying top dollar for them so they can go to a machine and buy candy and soda and little plastic Scotty dogs filled with magnets that repel each other. Next, take that money and invest it wisely. Stock in Internet companies is hot right now.
Mutual funds are too.
But face it, they're no fun. The problem is everyone's collecting Beanie Babies these days, so you might want to consider filling the knick-knack shelves in the guest room with something different, like Tinky Winky Teletubbies. That's right, the Tinky Winky Teletubby. Jerry Falwell, in his never ending quest to keep his foot in his mouth, has come out and declared that he's gay. Not Falwell, silly, the Teletubby.