SPAM Haiku Pink tender morsel, Glistening with salty gel. Ears, snouts and innards, A homogeneous mass. Pass another slice. Cube of cold pinkness Yellow specks of porcine fat. Give me a spork, please.
Old man seeks doctor.
A small pink coffin. Watch the pink slab fry Its grease can lubricate eggs. Get ketchup ready. Hives come after lunch. SPAM, what useful stuff.