Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
Marriage means commitment.
Of course, so does insanity. Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman. Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. John Lyly Marry not a tennis player.