High fidelity is a drunk who goes home regularly to his wife. Marriage is like long banquet with the dessert served first. Slip cover is maternity dress. Kiss is upper persuasion for lower invasion. Cow who gets divorce got bum steer.
Nudists are people who go in for altogetherness.
Girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. Farmer who can't keep hands off wife better fire them. If you want a youthful figure, ask a woman her age. Fellow who lose girl, forget where he laid her. You never know how a girl will turn out until her folks turn in.