Then, one fateful day, when I was desparate for beer money, I remembered the box. So I took it down from the closet shelf. I brought it to a flea market. I guess that probably happened very soon after pencils were invented. I just surfed the Web for the first time and accidentally downloaded a Java applet into my pants.
People always talk about the Sack of Rome like it was a big deal.
Well, I've seen the Sack, and it's just an old burlap bag, about two feet by four feet. My girlfriend thinks I'm too uptight. Just because I wear a three-piece suit to bed each night.