And when you do find somebody, it's remarkable how often his picture turns up on your driver's license. Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life.
Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.