Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
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