As such Bracebridge's Memorial Arena will host a recital by David Wilcox and Kim Mitchell on May 19. Apparently John Tesh was otherwise engaged. Speaking of promoters, local entre-manure Greg Leavers gets the Slobodan Milosovic Media Image Award after being dragged through the press all month over the costs of staging his Riverfest in July. A Huntsville man who apparently doesn't have cable has been arrested for stealing mail. Employed as a cleaner at the Post Office, he was found to be reading letters and then throwing them away.
Parents can fingerprint their offspring, collect a DNA sample and take their mug shot.
Ear tattoos and microchip implants are optional. A big thanks has to go out to the Beaver Creek Roadside Cleanup Brigade for removing all the crap from the ditches and road shoulders around town. If you're interested in prolonging your marriage you'd best not react to the situation by throwing the phone at your husband's head. It's to Biloxi, Mississippi. Possibly for their Autumn Cross-Burning Festival.