Chef Juan Mercado is hoping the statistics lie. British researchers have found that chefs have a statically higher probability of dying in an accident than they do of natural causes. The study also says chefs' wives are more likely to die in accidents as well. The study also found that doctors have high suicide rates. So do their wives.
Musicians have a high rate of death by lung disease.
So do their wives. Builders are more likely to die in accidents. So do their wives. On a more positive note, the survey showed that academics live longer. So do their wives.