A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. I sent them to her dad. Christopher Case Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger.
Next morning buy it back for seventy five cents.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astonished to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. There's a Raiders fan, a 49ers fan and a beautiful woman sitting next to each other on a train. The train goes through a tunnel and everything gets dark. The train comes out of the tunnel.