No one ever mistakes your chest for a bathmat. You'll never have more hair in your nose than on your head. You don't consider urination a competitive sport. . You don't consider tomato sauce to be a fashion statement. You'll always get served first in a hardware store.
Men are optional.
The Three Stooges don't live in your universe You'll probably never have to change a lightbulb. You never feel compelled to scratch yourself in public. You can bend over in prison. You can walk down the street without mentally undressing everyone around you. You can always find a sucker to pump your gas for you.