Browse our guidelines, and send us something. Okay, it's the old question of boundaries between life and lit, and whether there ought to be boundaries. Our position is that there are, Your Honour. We'd be cautious about stealing someone's work, appropriating Holocaust imagery, publishing slander, inciting racial violence, or giving away national secrets. If someone sends us really cheap porn, unless it's parodic we'll probably read it with raised eyebrows and write a polite rejection letter.
Rhetoricians dream about that sort of power.
Read a chapter of One Hundred Years of Solitude . We're open to bribes and grovelling, and are awed by impressive publishing histories. And if we do keep saying no, by all means ask us why. Well, We don't like forced rhymes. Make every word count.