In my sleep. Like my grandfather. Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. Do not merely depend on miracles, rely on them. Take it for a drag.
Mother nature is a bitch.
If you want to hide your face, walk naked. Here lies Jan Smith, wife of Thomas Smith, marble Cutter. This monument was erected by her husband as a tribute to her memory and a specimen of his work. Monuments of this same style are two hundred and fifty dollars.