Both like dominance games. Both are suspicious of the postman. Neither knows how to talk on the telephone. Neither understands what you see in cats. Neither man or dogs know to put the seat down when they are done.
Men only have two feet to track in mud.
Men can buy you presents. Men don't have to play with every man they see when you take them around the block. Men are a little bit more subtle. Men don't eat cat turds on the sly. Men open their own cans.