Golf is an honorable game played by an overwhelming majority of honorable people who don't need referees. Golfers don't have big muscles and therefore are able to walk past a mirror without looking into it. Golfers are compensated in direct proportion to how well they play. The PGA Tour raises more money for charity in one year than the National Football League does in two. 7. Albert Belle doesn't play pro golf.
Pro golfers can answer a question without having to wait till they see the videotape.
When pro golfers hit a foul ball, they don't get another chance. They either are penalized or they have to go find it and hit it again. Pro golfers throw things to fans, not at them. People don't ruin their lives betting on the outcome of golf tournaments. Baseball, basketball and football players play golf when they retire.