Cut to group of old veterans raising hands. Cut to group of people with big noses raising hands. Cut to hands raising as different clipboards fly towards us and researchers celebrate. Cut to more groups. Star Trekkies, clowns and a Brazilian rain forest tribe are all raising their hands.
Music reaches crescendo.
Cut to researchers grouped around map of America totally covered in push pins. One researcher fills in a final empty space. Cut to group of orangutans all affirmatively raising hands. Cut to moderator smiling. Cut to shots of Little Caesars Pleasers pizzas.