Perhaps monkeys might fly out of Uranus. All I know is that the greatest feeling is when you achieve something you work hard for, rather than receiving it on a silver platter. It actually does feel good to help out other people, not to mention getting out of class and free food. However, I cannot only give praise I am one of the original BMWers. I was informed by someone associated with ASB that the funny tasting juice we were given, while not tainted by a mind controlling substance, was a year old.
Much congratulations go out to the new cafeteria manager.
You, sir, have done the impossible make school lunch enjoyable. I now look forward to seeing the lunch menu every month, anticipating what new delectable delights you have thought up. Everyone in school should fall to their knees and worship this man. I have nothing but praise for him, and as features editor, dedicate my section of the paper to him. My only complaint is that this is my senior year, and only have a couple more months to enjoy his food.