There should be some confusion about a rug and a pet for the the car. A plain plane. Too much time playing Microsoft Flight Simulator caused me to think of this joke. Again I started with a word that means two things but tried to use it in a different way. Simply juxtaposing plain and plane produces a sound that I hope six year olds would like to listen to and to repeat.
Older men tend to become bald.
Old cars are sometimes taken out of use or sent to junkyards. August is often the hottest month of the year. Baseball teams want to stay cool during the game. Fans move air, providing a cooling breeze. Baseball teams also need paying customers to come to the games in August.