Finally, this will be the first Presidential library with a special wing devoted to the First Lady. Hillary will get her own separate wing, hermetically sealed from Bill s suite. The highlight of the Hillary wing will be a contest to see which visitors can come up with a plausible scenario for how the missing Whitewater billing records mysteriously appeared in the White House one day. Rumor has it that Susan Thomases will be director in charge of the Hillary wing. Thomases isn t really a herstorian, but that s okay.
Presidential libraries are here to stay.
They facilitate the worship of ex- and dead presidents. We can t very well have a jackass ruling the world. The job of Presidential libraries is to convince us that our ex-presidents weren t jackasses, even if they were. Clinton s Library will face the ultimate challenge.