For weeks, a rumor went around my son's class that a boy named Joey already had the fourth Harry Potter book.
Nobody has the book.
It hasn't been published yet. He's not allowed to bring it to school. It belongs to his brother. But as silly as it is for a second-grader to pretend he has a book that hasn't been published yet, it also shows just how hot Harry Potter is. It isn't enough for Danny to have a buzz cut, wear cargo pants and Rollerblade around the neighborhood with his Color Game Boy in hand.