An abundance of dried foliage usually means an ability to cook. And an ability to cook is an old, tried and true traditional Scottish recipe for 'guaranteed lay'. As much as I don't mind a little sexual experimentation now and then, I think my Pepper Key Party days were over by the time I left Art College. Unfortuantely, you didn't pick it. Caring too much about your hair is a sure sign you're batting for the other team.
Role reversal can be a big turn-on.
A predilection to play both the squirrel AND the nut role suggests a comfort level with your sexuality that we really can't go into at length here. Let's just say I'd be willing to discuss it over a few Mai Tais. Call me crazy, but when it's over, it's over. That makes me a necrophiliac. Go back to alt.nekkid.cheerleaders.