Russian programmers Russian programmers never read manuals and rarely use online help they easily get a grasp of a new program, simply because they have already tried every single program in this field before. Russian programmers never pay for the software. They either crack it or buy those wonderful CDs with tons of cracked software that are sold for 5 bucks in every major city in Russia. Russian programmers are always on the cutting edge of software development - they use the latest versions of the best tools available. It's easy, since there is no need to pay.
Russian programmers are very experienced in hardware.
They will take your computer apart and build it back in a matter of minutes. They remember the jumpers settings for most boards, hard drives and other devices. They never forget what interrupts and base memory addresses are currently used up in their computers. Russian programmers keep upgrading their computers until there are no more available interrupts, no room for additional memory and no free bay slots. Russian programmers program on all levels, beginning with the processor codes, table of which they hold for the reference on their desk.