I have no secrets except my knees, which I keep covered at all times. The one man I lusted after but never boinked is Peter O'Toole. I'm way too old for Antonio Banderas, but if I was 25, I'd have my vocal cords altered to a goo goo ga ga baby voice, bleach my hair and become the next Melanie Griffith. But I have enough to keep the car running while I listen to the end of a good spiritual tape - and that is its own paradox. Yes, and I might even suggest it as an art in certain positions.
People are determined to repeat history - even if they do read it.
But don't take that personally - it's all just entertainment. Yes,my favorite illusions. Ram Dass 2. Animals as gurus 3. Allegria's tiramisu 4.