Like, this time last year, I was a Research Assistant. I do research. It screams 'low status'. It's like being a sales assistant. It'd be much better to be a 'Research Officer'.
Officers are important.
Police Officers, they're important. We all want to make our jobs seem more important. All you do is get money from the government for doing nothing. Now, it so happens that I've brought along my own briefing paper, for those of you who haven't seen one yet. Here it is.