You are riding the T on your way to Harvard Square. Fortunately, you know how to use your elbows, hips and legs to power through the crowd, and your speed and endurance are incredible. The thief might have youth on his side but you have 60 miles of training per week on yours. That little punk does not stand a chance. These are only some of the wardrobe additions you stand to gain if you participate in competitive running.
Runners are always styling.
You also get to race in shoes that hug your feet. The Actual Races. Races are odd phenomena. In fact, runners often mentally shout many four-letter words that are inappropriate for print. Cross country coaches rule.