They wave their sign. I can feel my talent oozing out of my pores. The three head toward the exit. Just before they leave they emit loud terrified Blair Witch style screams. Patrons shriek in terror and Monica bumps into Phoebe who pours her latte into her lap.
Phoebe runs into the bathroom.
Chandler run out of Central Perk back to his apartment to find a TV so he can watch ER, with Carter and Luka, in peace. In walk Ross and Rachel. Ross has big hair. Rachel is wearing hooker wear, a trend started by Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. Please don't divorce me.