We cannot unring the bell, but I have an idea. One of the worst effects of this is the implication of the author's church. This is a good starting point. First, eliminate the barmaid - or whoever Myrtle is supposed to represent. Then make a slight change in the first line.
Nobody can object to that.
Most people, certainly all professing Christians, believe the Son of God will return and set up a peaceful kingdom that will last for a thousand years. This is very close to the Scripture. This just might restore some unity, promote some much-needed evangelism and sell a ton of bushes. When Myrtle hits our beds this week, I can't help but wonder if she will be wearing lingerie from Chantilly Lace Boutique. E.W. Scripps Publications , All Rights Reserved.