Or something, I dunno. An appropriate April Fools Day column. He s back. In Pog form. I really nailed them all, all them tree-huggers.
People are such goddamn phonies.
And anyone who is familiar with Univision should have laughed his ass off at Faldas Al Volante . In reality, all blue collar people are lazy liars. Salt of the fuckin earth. Recently, we were forced to buy a new water conditioner, after Sears had let us down and Culligan had screwed us over. It s no coincidence that this column came right after the last one.