The origins of the mysterious race of humans that are known collectively as Homo sapiens turntablensis has long been disputed. While some scholars theorize that they evolved from the more archaic Homo sapiens deejaynasis others are more specific and trace their lineage to the one known as Homo sapiens Grandus Wizardus Theodorus. It is no coincidence that the emergence of the turntablists has occurred during times of increased UFO activities. In addition, the ritual known as the battle has often occurred during times of increased solar flare activity.
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