Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me. If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody. I think this makes him feel better.
Many people think that history is a dull subject.
Some folks say it was a miracle. St. Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the next pitch clean over the fence. Other folks say it was just a lucky swing. To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. Of all the tall tales, I think my favorite is the one about Eli Whitney and the interchangeable parts.