A year ago my son, the heir to the throne of Japan, bolted from our Imperial Court. That's not true. You hold that I am not beautiful because my face is plain. Learn, then, that it is not in the face alone that beauty is to be sought. But I have a left shoulder-blade that is a miracle of loveliness.
People come miles to see it.
My right elbow has a fascination that few can resist. It is on view Tuesdays and Fridays, on presentation of visiting card. As for my circulation, it is the largest in the world. And is now masquerading in this town, disguised as a Second Trombone. It's quite easy.