The closet monster is on the loose as he kills Katchem with an Alien-esque head that shoots out of its mouth and escapes into the night. Dr. Pennyworth overhears the sound the head makes before it kills a victim and puts it to music, playing it on a xylophone. The group tracks the monster to a school, where it almost kills the Professor. Dick and Diane rig up a broadcast system and they play the xylophone to lure out the monster. Don't ever steal a blind man's seeing-eye dog, it will really piss him off.
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Everyone working in a newspaper office has a nickname. PG rated movie cameramen should watch those dipping camera shots in shower scenes. Killing a cockroach violates the 6th commandment. Nerdy women change their appearance when the right man comes along. If you want to lure a closet monster into the open, play it's death shriek on a xylophone.