No one can smell or hear them. As a matter of fact, Doctor, I've actually let three slip out since I've been in here with you. The Doctor wrote out a prescription, and told her to put three squirts in each nostril, twice a day, and come back and see him in a week. The Devil comes to the Synagouge Rosh HaShannah morning, the synagouge is packed and the devil decides to pay a visit. The doors burst open, and a rolling black cloud rolls in with the devil in its midst.
People jump out of the pews and run outdoors, screaming - all except for two.
One is the Rabbi, the other is an elderly farmer. Satan is a bit perplexed. The first person of the Jew was elected president. He calls his mother, and tells her that he was elected president of the Unites States. He tells her that she will have to attend his inauguration.