How Men are Better than Dogs Men have only two feet that track in mud. Men can buy you presents. Men don't play with every man they see when you take them around the block. Men are a little more subtle. Men don't eat cat turds on the sly.
Men open their own cans.
Dogs have dog-breath all the time. Men can do math stuff. Holiday Inns accept men. Pictures and sound files are welcome, too. All jokes have been submitted by our users.