Being the dutiful parent, I got everything ready to go when Courtney asked me, what was in her eyes a crucial question. So there it is. I am a parent.
Parents are embarrassing.
But maybe I was jumping to conclusions. Maybe it was something else. Courtney blanched, looking at me as if I had said that N'Sync was cooler than the Osmonds. No, Dad, that's okay. Mom just drops me off.