A ring helps us distinguish our approach. A ring determines the lies we'll tell to conquer. You aren't written off, just filed away for later retrieval, so don't let your guard down. Baseball players are the worst offenders. Let me explain to you why this happens.
Men adjust themselves because they are in pain.
The scrotum's job is also to shrivel up in the cold to help heat 'em up. A quick, groin adjustment brings instant relief. Please celebrate this move and never disparage a man for making his life, and yours, a little better. The Waft that Keeps On Giving Men love to fart. It helps mark their territory and there's nothing funnier than a good fart joke or letting go a good, long, juicy one.