Now hop on. I understand that with success many fans jump on with the team, but I don't know if there was ever a bandwagon as full as the one here in Minnesota. All Packers fans, of course, are complete morons. I have lived here for two years now, but I lived in Wisconsin before that, where I was able to witness the raving band of morons known as Packers fans. But now my team is on top, and the Packers aren't.
Packers fans are rather pathetic themselves.
I just about threw up. And as for calling Randy Moss a criminal, let's examine Brett Favre for a second. I was at the upper gym working out at the Rec Center Monday from 3 p.m. to 4 p.m. I meant to ask if he wanted to play, but he was gone before I had a chance. We do the American people a great disservice airing such salacious details.