I think everyone has a photographic memory. It's just that some of us don't have film. I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem. I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.
Plagiarism saves time.
If at first you don't succeed, try management. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. The beatings will continue until morale improves. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. We waste time, so you don't have to.