But in reality, newspapers are full of humor. The wonder of working with words is the often hilarious, and many times, accidental juxtaposition they can be arranged in. A friend of mine recently e-mailed to me a list of some actual newspaper headlines which had been collected by journalists. I pass some of them on to you, in hopes of adding a little needed humor into your day. Something went wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says.
Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers.
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms. Stud Tires Out. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids. Stolen Painting Found By Tree. War Dims Hope For Peace.