DOGS Men only have two feet that track in mud. Men can buy you presents. Men don't have to play with every man they see when you take them around the block. Men don't eat cat turds on the sly. Men can open their own cans.
Men can do math stuff.
Holiday Inns accept men. When a dog licks your ear it has no ulterior motive. Dogs don't want to take you shopping. They don't expect you to change a tyre for them. Dogs don't complain when a light bulb blows.