Wife stays upstairs. SAIS objects to report of urination in courtyard same night as SAIS RFC used classroom for chalk-talk. SAIS asks rugby team to change name. SAIS RFC becomes West Potomac RFC reclaiming the original name. Irish Bar in Crystal City under new ownership.
New owner threatens criminal action.
Entire George Mason backfield contracts gonorrhea. New owner contrite. Bahamians call up night before depature and cancel tour. Paul G. moons waitress at Whitey's. Paul buys wig .