I've been a college student for about three and a half years now. Maybe it's just me. But I expected certain things to be a little. . .
Parties are the first things that spring to mind.
You don't know exactly what happened the night before, but you're pretty damn sure it involved frontal nudity and maybe a shag carpet. The reality of the college party hits you pretty darn hard during freshman year. It could be that the parties I somehow ended up at just weren't the right parties, but here's the basic rundown of your average collegiate shindig. You show up with friends wearing new shirt, Cool Water and nervous smile. If you're lucky, there's a few Hornsby's left in the fridge.