An Indian Reservation consists of a mile of land for every five square Indians. The only signs of life in the Tundra are a few stunned corpses. Among the islands of the West Indies are the Pyjamas, noted for their toilet sponges. Lipton is the capital of Ceylon. The population of London is a bit too thick.
Persian cats is the chief industry of Persia, hence the word purr.
The Mediterranean and the Red Seas are connected by the Sewage Canal. New York is behind Greenwich time because America was not discovered until very much later. Henry VIII had an abyss on his knee which made walking difficult. Certain areas of Egypt are cultivated by irritation. Zanzibar is noted for its monkeys.