It produces everything in reason - the fruits of philosophy and the flowers of good fellowship, dry stones by the ton and rain water except in droughty seasons by the cubic inch. Well, that's a poser. Sometimes there are, and sometimes there are not. Be sure and bring your Patrick's cross with you, and I undertake to furnish the Patrick's pot. Be punctual, for I expect a deputation from the Kingdom of Kerry to present with a donation of native diamonds, and I wouldn't be behind time for the world.
Punctuality is the courtesy of kings.
I'll be busy rehearsing for my own majestic performance tonight or I'd most certainly accompany you to point you out the lions among the bucks and bullies. I used to be friendly with Lord Camden in my county of Sussex, and know him as Pratt. But here I find he is his Excellency. My proper style and title is his Facetious Majesty, Stephen the First, King of Dalkey, Emperor of the Muglins, Prince of the Holy Island of Magee, and Elector of Lambay and Ireland's Eye, Defender of his own Faith and Respecter of all others, Sovereign of the Illustrious Order of the Lobster and Periwinkle. I'm sure I'm very much obliged.