If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. You can't trust dogs to watch your food. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap. Never leave diskettes in the drive, as the data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mechanics of the drive. Diskettes should be rolled up and stored in pencil holders. Microscopic metal particles may be removed by waving a powerful magnet over the surface of the disk.