You may not get a friendly reception but you will get fear and respect. Sneak off and whisper into your cell phone . Pretend you have the ringer set on vibrate. No one can know how many calls you really get. Be disappointed but understanding.
People are conformists.
If they think someone else loves you, they'll give you the benefit of the doubt. People erroneously assume that no one loves an ax murderer. You don't want them to think you were planning on sneaking a second guest into your room. Oldie but goodie - impersonate a travel writer . All you need to carry this plan off is a small notebook and a pen.