Marriage is a romance where the hero dies in the first chapter.
Recently I upgraded Fiancee 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and it's a memory hogger and has taken up all my space and other valuable resources. Critical errors occur when my operating system forgets to allocate enough processing time to Wife 1.0, and as a result Wife 1.0 will cause the system to shutdown. Also, Wife 1.0 must be running before I can do anything. Although not mentioned in the sales brochure, Wife 1.0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw, each of which run as background tasks. Occasionally, MotherInLaw will pop up as a foreground process and cause all sorts of incompatibility problems.