Fat-assed substitute teacher hyperventilates over ravishing female in revealing knit dress. In this politically-correct era, scientists may be the only group left that advertisers can safely ridicule. The 1995 Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony will be held at Harvard University on the evening of Friday, October 6, with Nobel Laureates Herschbach, Glashow, Roberts, Lipscomb et al participating. Several of the new winners will be present to celebrate their spectacular achievements Tickets must be purchased in advance. We are seeking donations from heeled and well-heeled individuals and corporations to help cover the costs of programs, equipment, props, costumes and such for the ceremony.
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