Just leave me alone. If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone. Just take another road. That's why the highway department made so many of them. If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek.
Nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. That way, when a salesman calls, you can hold the receiver up to it and run your fingernails across it until he hangs up. Into every life some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down. It's a small world.