They have all already moved here. I know I am being terribly inhospitable, but summertime or no summertime, we need to be able to get to the grocery store and back with less than a two-hour drive time. From March until October, you can scarcely find a spot on the local beaches or in the local ocean. You can only dream of a decent parking place. Even in the dead of winter, you will be queuing up around the block anywhere you might go, from the movie theater to the coffee house.
Restaurants are jammed.
Parks are overflowing. I'm ready to throw up those fences from San Ysidro to Oregon. Visits will be by written invitation only and guests must leave their car at the gate, thanks. We'll provide shuttle service, which will run every hour on the hour, since you'll be leaving shortly. Maybe we could work out some kind of mandatory exchange.