That s when I thought it was pretty funny. Police chief Sam Wiggum felt that this was not much more than a teenage prank until Disney s lawyers got involved. When Michael Eisner caught wind of the situation he immediately dispatched a swarm of lawyers to recover the frozen head. I get paid to think outside the box and come up with new synergies. I just felt that putting Mr. Disney s head on a donor body immediately would have a commercial upside for the fall schedule.
Questions abound about where the donor body was actually acquired.
Mr. Eisner claims that his trip to Ecuador immediately preceding his visit to Orlando was mere coincidence. He ll probably stumble in drunk on Monday, we re not worried.