You know how quickly mice breed. Four CPA's, three partial CIA's, two master's degrees, one CISA, and a partridge in a pear tree. Whatever floats our boat as long as it serves the citizens and taxpayers. These include efficiency and effectiveness, compliance, fraud, and just about any financial related audit imaginable. Depending on the number of portable computers in the computer hospital, up to 11.
Portable computers are too portable between the repair shop and the office.
It's a tie between the one where we passed out two bottles of Maalox with each report draft and the one where we passed out the report draft and the auditee passed out. We recommended the County establish and follow good procurement procedures. Those which ferret out mistakes, mishaps and malfeasances. We have learned to ignore slander and wishful epithets, but we have purchased remote starters for our cars. No one was hiring shepherds or frisbee repairmen at the time.