You'll want to think about preparing your vital organs for a night out on the town. Milk and fatty foods coat the stomach and help prevent irritation and quick absorption of alcohol. Gin is the best stomach-friendly beverage because it's a clear alcohol and has lower amounts of congeners. We all know the next morning is typically reminiscent of having your head stepped on by little trolls who miraculously weigh two 'fitty' each and are uglier than sin. You just spent the last twelve hours destroying your body, so you might as well finish the job.
Nobody likes a quitter.
Let's be honest, Velveeta and beer work well together. Never walk by the cheese platter at brunch with an air of disdain. Those toothpick cubes are your friends. More productive efforts such as hot baths and exercise allegedly help as well, but they take time and effort, neither of which you have multitudes of when you're hung over. E-mail our editor .