Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox.
Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids. Mothers know that dried playdough doesn't come out of shag carpet. Mothers don't want to know what the vacuum just sucked up. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress.