Wendy Liebman Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. Sue Grafton I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. I think-therefore I'm single. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.