But my stress levels were building as he told me there was more to this party than naked butt meets the eye. I hope naked witches use condoms on their halloweenies. That was the last time I saw my masseur, but I called him the other day to find out where the party was this year. No, uh-huh, I wouldn't be attending. The private group will be partying somewhere in Kennett Square, amongst the mushrooms.
People get kinda freaky.
And as always, a costume is optional.