Of course that may be why they lead their spouses around on a leash. Opera fans are almost always Libras. These people will do almost anything for peace and harmony. Along those lines, Libras make the best hostages. Unfortunately, many of them also become cops.
Nightsticks make a well-behaved lover.
Scorpios are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac. Because of their obnoxious behavior, Scorpios are often challenged to duels. Their choice of weapons is usually a tactical nuclear device at 30 paces. In youth, Scorpios hide in locker rooms of the opposite sex, waiting for just one person to remain. In adulthood, they hide in dark alleys.