In the college ranks, UCLA rattled off 20 straight wins and is poised for No. 21 this Saturday. The unabashed lust that the lecherous Broncos release on the record book is equaled only by the swooning of Bronco fans as they lust after the stunning wife of the franchise's principal owner, Pat Bowlen. Both team and fans drool over their respective objects of affection. Unfortunately for both the sports world and horny Broncos fans, only one of those goals is attainable. Though I believe the Broncos will stumble en route to a perfect season, I whole-heartedly accept that it will be a warm December day in Denver before Bronco fans are rewarded for their loyalties with a date with Mrs. Bowlen.
Perfection is a sports imperative.
It is not feasible, but as the Dolphins proved, is not impossible either. The Broncos eye their predecessors with scorn, want and envy. They want their names etched on a statue in Canton, Ohio. They want the adoration that the Dolphins have already enjoyed. The Broncos are coveting their statistical neighbor's wife.