Small pets and microwaves are a bad combination. Tarzan can teach us many things we don't want to know. Crayons do not remain solid when stored on a car's dashboard on a hot summer day. No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
You can't trust dogs to watch your food. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.