I suppose you do carry too much on your shoulders. At least you will always have your humor to get you through the tough times. As a result, you have always been one to go out of your way to prove you're the absolute best at anything you try. But this time you have gone too far. There was absolutely no need for you to go out and sodomize a group of nuns just to prove your sexual prowess.
Nobody likes a show-off .
You do anything and everything that comes your way. As a result, you're a walking disease-infested mess. And this is not good. I thought you would change your behavior after I gave you similar advice last month. Sexually transmitted diseases are just not chic anymore.