Before I forget, let me tell you that Schwoggle with Dave will be Napster with Dave from now on. If Shawn Fanning sues me for violating copyright I will laugh until my screen saver gets tired. Button-pushing may seem like a simple task to someone who had to walk ten miles to school after milking 80 cows and sheering 17 sheep, but the generation that had to do those things doesn't know what it's like to grow up with MTV providing a numbing nirvana without having to push a button. Consequently, as a young adult, under any circumstances, it's hard to push those buttons. I had no choice but to download a screen saver.
Posture is another intimidating toil.
I pose no resistance to the mindless, but unrelenting force of gravity. Slumping down in my chair so far that the F-row looks like a city skyline across the bottom of my monitor, I view flashing pictures of the iron man competitors. They're the ones who told us all we had to do was eat Wheaties. I'm just glad you can't get on the Internet and download food. Some people would get sick of slumping and buying a lazy boy.