A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. Husbands Two days are the best of a man's wedded life, The days when he marries and buries his wife. Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
Married men live longer than single men, But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes - it's no use two people remembering the same thing. Wives A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke. You marry the man of your dreams, but fifteen years later, you're married to a reclining chair that burps. When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason - there's a reason.