Nelsons are home-schooled. Nicks are jerks, immature and only want your body. Owens have large families and drive fast. Patricks are also incredibly sexy. Pauls suffer from male-pattern baldness.
Peters are stalkers.
Phils are sensitive but geeky. Philips are more geeky but equally sensitive. Randys have facial hair problems and pyro tendencies. Robs are sleazy and make you feel cheap. Robins are tormented.