No thanks to Stewart . I think I'll stick to the penis jokes. That includes tight jeans, leather pants, and the all important g-string. Even a mild erection is noticable. This makes nude beaches, talent contest judging, and women's tennis matches potentially embarressing events.
Performance anxiety is increased tenfold.
After all, if you have an enourmous appendage you must be able to give you partner at least three multiple orgasms. The constant speculation of surgery from those around you. If you think that only women bitch about how their friends gained their best bits, you are wrong, so very wrong. Fear that you've been lied to by every woman who has ever seen you naked, despite their jaws dropping the first time you disrobed in front of them. In the situation where you've been kidnapped by an Iranian Separatist Terrorist Group, flown to a dungeon and tortured for six weeks solid, you still have something to be happy about.