Your W needs your attention, too. Why men cannot read minds. No one else can see the chip in your new set of nails, so get over it. Sweatpants are rarely, if ever, sexy. Men are simple.
Men are simple.
If he tells you that you look fine, you look fine, and that's it. This has been a great chuckle. No, your wife WON'T like your girlfriend. WON'T like it, and WILL assume the worst. Sorry, I'm A wee bit angry today.