Older women take charge of the situation. An older woman will call you up and ask you for a date. Older women know how to cook. Young women know how to dial Pizza Hut Take out. An older woman will introduce you to all of her girlfriends.
Older women are psychic.
You never have to confess to having an affair, because somehow they always know. Older women often own an interesting collection of lingerie that they have acquired from admirers over the years. Young women often don't wear underpants at all, thus practically eliminating all possibility of a strip-tease. Older women know what Kegel exercises are. An older woman will agree to go to McDonald's with you for a meal.