Ah, we just want to tie them up and have our way with them. By force-feeding them gallons of chocolate mousse, that is. We're getting misty-eyed just remembering how we would tear off the bus to avoid the school bully. And how he would tower over us, even though he was four inches shorter and put us in a headlock in three seconds flat. Ah, the good old days.
Popularity can be such a bitch.
We at CityBeat are the elite. But we would never go so far as those beautiful babes and handsome hunks do in their cinematic thriller. We would never kill those who are simply not as cool as we are. We're much too civilized for that. We would just douse them with buckets of pig blood instead.