Similar to Vampires, a Latter-Day Saint must be invited in before they enter, but once they enter, they may never leave. They have a lot of convincing to do, you see. They're from Utah. On that day, the Latter-Day Saints were born. None of them masturbate.
Pornography is a sin.
They like your upholstery. One of them has a hang-nail. They're from Utah. They have connections. It was a rather frightening experience.