Go find yerself a fern bar to sit in while ya swill Pink Ladies an' yak on yer purse phone to yer gender-challenged friends. Biggun, I'd like a long-neck Lone Star an' a few minutes of yer time, please. Blacks want money cause their relatives was slaves.
Queers are demandin' payoffs an' superior rights from straights.
Indians want money for buildin' new casinos. Seems like every wog under the sun is owed an apology an' a check, an' accordin' to all of em, some white guy is the one that owes em. Now I don't for a minute deny that down through the ages some folks have gotten a raw deal. However, at the risk of makin' sense, I'd like to point out that slave an' Indian problems in America occured long before anybody currently on planet earth was born. As to the queers, take it up with somebody who's as proud of you as you claim to be.