We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast. Out of custom and habit. The chicken was able to cross this road of white hot coals because it had tapped into the power within all of us that I can teach you to unleash, the power that will let you achieve your deepest desires, your most heartfelt dreams, your most ambitous financial goals. Just send me money. The Air Force was only too happy to provide the transportation, so quite understandably the chicken availed himself of the opportunity.
People are more important than chickens.