Rustle Thy Program . Restless readers and page skimmers aren't good listeners and greatly distract those around them. In Thy Neighbors' Ears . The noise is totally inexcusable and usually unconscious. Jangle Thy Jewelry .
Owners are usually immune and unaware, but the added percussion is disturbing to others.
Open Cellophane-Wrapped Munchies . Next to talking, this is the most generally serious offense to Forum peace. Trying to be quiet by opening the wrappers slowly only prolongs the torture for everyone around you. Zip Open and Close Thy Bookbag or Purse . The best bet is to leave these things in your rooms when you come to Forum.