Motorcycles are better than men because there is nothing quite like having nothing but horsepower throbbing between your legs. When motorcycles spring a leak the only place it splashes is on the road. When you grip a motorcycle with your thighs it doesn't think you're being kinky. Motorcycles will never tell you it's time to stop riding and settle down to barefoot pregnancy. Motorcycles can't GET you pregnant.
Motorcycles know when it's too fuckin.
And in a fit of sexual equality Jimmy noted Motorcyles don't ask you to cook dinner.