Even decaf has a little bit of caffeine in it so I must avoid it. My co-workers taunt me every day with their hot cups of java. It hurts, it really hurts. Consider walking a mile in my shoes before you start your next pity party. That's just a little too much for me.
People are strange.
While we suffer, the US government and its citizens pay no attention. We have no oil. No natural resources to speak of, so we are ignored. I am trying to use this forum to bring attention to my country, and hope that you, the citizens of America can contact your leaders and tell them of my plight. We need your help.