If you look at the telly, everything is supposed to be sexy, these days. Food as love s ally, love s other self. Well yes, but not the way I eat, I m afraid. And not the way most men eat either.
Most men trough down.
They can exert a pressure of 200lbs per square inch. The face is a remarkable eating machine. So never mind the candlelight, the music, the slither of the oyster, the champagne sparkle fading on your tongue - love means sitting across from that mechanism for the rest of your life. Tongue teeth jaw throat. Once a day if you re lucky and three times a day on your holidays.