The only policies that have actually been put on paper at BYU are that the Honor Code Office treats the accused as guilty until proven innocent, and that mustaches are a sign of apostasy. Everything else, like having to stand motionless if you hear the national anthem, is unofficial. They did not reply. I don't know. Maybe he offers to buy me a drink or something.
Men are fickle, with very short attention spans.
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