Social Workers Profession Jokes - Table of Contents David's Homepage Psychologists and Psychiatrists Neurotics build castles in the sky. Psychotics live in them.
Psychiatrists collect the rent.
A psychotic thinks that two and two are five. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.