We brought her in and gave her a bath and fed her on the Goofy plate. We thought it was Mrs. Raandy, but it wasn't. This lady talked to squirrels, not pigeons. When mom go home she made us get rid of the lady. Mom said she had split personality and was retarded.
Mom has a strict policy against split personalities and mental retardation.
Sometimes she would think about what life could have been like if Dad hadn't run off to frolic in tights and her children were not us. To hide from her problems, Mom slept all the time. Sometimes she was with the milkman, sometimes the plumber. Eventually she went to live at Shady Pines. By that time we had gone off to college where we found a new dad who only wore tights in the privacy of his own home.