Initially, Mr T. was accused of consuming testicles. Bill Gates made a most unusual announcement today from his home in Suburban Seattle today. He claims that aliens visited him at his high tech abode last night. Steve Forbes Posts Teletubbies' Bail Just like a sub-plot from a Charles Dickens' novel, the Teletubbies have a most unusual benefactor. Frank's World News Service A Division of New Median Enterprises , LLC This site is strictly parody.
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