Ten Reasons Why Robots Are Better Than Children You can turn robots off, return them to the store where you bought them, or throw them in the recycling bin without worrying about who your cellmate will be and which one of you will be on top. I m referring to the sleeping bunks, of course. They don t need to be fed, won t spit up on your new shirt, and never need to have their diapers changed. If they do, all you need to quiet them down is a can of WD-40. 3. Hell, that s 230 Primopuels, enough for everyone on your Christmas list.
Robots come with a warranty.
They don t mind sitting at home alone for two weeks while you re in Cancun. And if you take them, you don t have to pay for a seat. Fewer headaches, though to be fair you can t blame all your headaches on children. In China they recently operated on a woman who was having headaches and found nineteen tumors, including one the size of an egg. They found no children in there.