To be a queen you must have extraordinarily big hair. To be a princess you can settle for the danish on each ear look. Note foul stenches, they usually indicate disaster. Men are rarely in it just for the money, but maybe just for you. If your promotion is the result of a long distance choking, resign.
Negotiations are short.
Watch out for little boys with no fathers, they can grow up to be problems. When you're not sure whether you're going to kill someone or like them, chances are, you're in love. When someone you want kisses you, run away. Always have a metal Bikini on hand when visiting a slug. Having Christmas lights around the hem of your dress is a fashion statement.