We All Cremated Ourselves 3. That would be a KoreshKabob. Due to the large number of Branch Davidian jokes, I'm putting out this special issue. For those of you unaware of the situation, this religious group's compound was consumed by fire recently, ending a long siege by US Federal agents. You've been warned.
Original jokes are so designated.
He was flaming, but he didn't come out. The events in Waco could have been foreseen, had anyone in the FBI understood that David Koresh was encapsulating Jewish history. Orthodox and Extra-Crispy. Strict OSHA standards requring automatic sprinkler systems for all cult compounds that accomodate 50 or more fanatics. Because of their contribution to global warming.