Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment. The average hotel pool is deep enough for you to survive a fall from any floor. Traveling between any two points in New York City will always take you past the Statue of Liberty, Lincoln Center, Washington Square Park, and the New York Public Library. By the 23rd Century, everyone in the human race will be beautiful. Humanity will compensate for this by wearing awful clothes.
Most dogs are immortal.
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