We've got too many idiots on this box anyway. Usually is able to repair filesystem from boot monitor. Lets it run over the weekend while he goes mountain climbing. Begins investigation to determine who broke the drive. Refuses to fix system until culprit is identified and charged for the equipment.
Rips drive from system, uses ball-peen hammer to smash same to flinders.
Calls manufacturer, threatens pets. Poor network response. Tries to get xtrek players fired. Every two hours, pulls ethernet cable from wall and waits for processes to time out. Maintains queue of questions, answers them when he gets a chance.