Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
Marriage is like a mousetrap.
Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.