A man is vague aware of some short people living in the house. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. Men think that David Letterman is the funniest man on Earth. Women think he is a mean, dorky guy with a bad haircut. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about 8 years ago, before he will do the laundry.
Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the laundromat.
This is a myth. They wear standard white sweatsocks. Women wear strange socks. They are cut way below the ankles, have pictures of clouds on them, and have a big fuzzy ball on the back. If Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle get together for lunch, they will call each other by name.