Still, they're women and screw him over. Gnaghi falls in love too, with the Mayor's daughter. Her death is the kindling flame of their romance as the happy goof digs up the corpse and pulls the head off to take home. Gnaghi merrily playing a tune while the rotting head sings is plenty whacked, plus he has her mounted inside the demolished television set. Never send the autistic guy to rake leaves on a windy day.
Ossuaries make women horny.
Never have sex on your dead husband's grave. Women's veins are full of thick, black blood. People who have been stitched back together after being decapitated by a bus should not have glass caskets. Earthquakes are caused by zombies riding motorcycles underground. Italians will top spaghetti with anything, even bananas.