The moisturiser began to be absorbed and, since the instructions assured me that I could put my clothes back on immediately, that is what I did. The skin on my sternum did feel very slightly tauter but the immediate effect was more Miss Wet T-Shirt competition than Amazonian supermodel, as my invisible bra hadn't quite dried enough. When it did, I found that my profile resembled Madonna in her conical-breasted heyday. Experts can see further flaws in Haute Tenue. Dermatologists are sceptical that the product is likely to be anything but an efficient moisturiser, while cosmetic surgeons believe that drooping breasts should be addressed surgically.
People looking for a spray-on bra are obviously women who are wearing a bra that is uncomfortable.
A bra should be so comfortable you are not even aware you have one on. He didn't notice my micro-droplets, but demanded to know why I was behaving strangely and attempting to negotiate my BLT through folded arms. He remarked, after a glance, that male interest was to be expected. This did little to reassure me. On the other hand, I found that I wasn't moving the way I normally do, but had adopted a sort of moonwalk, gliding where I used to stride, my torso held rigid.