I think evolution is to blame. We men are just innocent bystanders in the war of the selfish genes. You should love us despite our inherent weakness. Men don't need them in order to put away groceries, and to a man it just sounds like more rambling. Men are much more efficient at putting away groceries than women are.
Men use logic.
If a man is going to make a sandwich, he's going to put pickles and cheese on it. Therefore it makes sense to put the pickles and cheese in the bread box where they are easily accessible. Same with the cookies, they go in the freezer next to the ice cream. And the Cheetos go in the refrigerator next to the beer. Things that belong together get put away together.