Short, sweet, and to the point. This is an alluring offer indeed, but it is not what I created this page for. Sending me money is an opportunity, not something to bargain about. I live on Pluto. If you meet me on Saturn I shall give you Thirty Thousand Dollars.
Offer expires at midnight.
Love your site. If only he knew. Maybe even more if you know how to fix it and promise to tell the purchaser how he can fix it too. And coming from those smart guys at Dow, it has to be right. Sam I want to be mentioned on your page.