My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
Plagiarist is such an ugly word.
I mean, literally, ugly. Just look at it. Well, because this is my site. Go get your own. The answer is yes to all.