Your ad really captured my attention and you sound like someone I would like to really like to get to know better. Bumped a few times, but never wrecked. Proven ability to hug the road and not wander off course. Exterior in mint condition, warm, affectionate, sensitive interior, never soiled. Factory equipped package includes stereo, humor, depth, imagination and intelligence.
Radio picks up all kinds of rock and classical.
I come from a close solid family, would like to have little Toyotas some day. Equipped with nice endowment. Sincerely, Don Diebel P.S. Feel free to modify this letter to use for yourself.