First there was nothing. Well manybe there was a guitar, or two. The universe created evolution, thermodynamics, and nuclear physics. Evolution created insects and man and triple decker pizza with extra cheeze, and still better guitars. Thermodynamics makes my bank account balance decrease at an exponential rate inversely proportional to the increae of entropy.
Nuclear physics is stil too confusing.
Man created computers so man can fill the empty gap left after evolution killed god. Thermodynmaics kills its self. Nuclear physics turns atoms into chocolatechip cookies, but does noting for guitars. Computers kill man, insects eat the chocolatechip cookies. Nuclear physics melts itself.