Second, the court is a fund-raiser for a giant party for the players toward the end of the season. But most importantly, done properly and tastefully, the kangaroo court is a great way to bring a team together. The typical kangaroo court works as follows. Anytime a player notices behavior of a teammate which embarrasses himself, the team, and possibly the organization, he must scribble down the offense on a piece of paper. Should the paper fail to mention any of this information, it will be thrown out of court.
Players submit cases into a sealed cardboard box, usually kept in the training room.
The box remains under guarded conditions at all times. Placed in the training room, it is monitored by our trainer Aaron Bruns, who enforces two important rules. In other words, if a player peeks into the box when there are fifty cases in the box, the court bangs him fifty bucks. Secondly, a rookie will be responsible for the safe journey of the kangaroo box during roadtrips. Should there be any damage to or loss of the box, the rookie will go before the court and its mercy.