People who have been stitched back together after being decapitated by a bus should not have glass caskets. Earthquakes are caused by zombies riding motorcycles underground. Italians will top spaghetti with anything, even bananas. Erections frighten women. Having a four inch needle jammed into your testicle causes temporary impotence.
Men can fake orgasms too.
Never take a space heater to bed. If you want to live, stay out of Italian hospitals. 8 mins-She had better get naked at some point or I'm getting mad. 59 mins-Francesco needs about three years of couch sessions. All original content is 1998 - 2001 by its respective author, usually Andrew Borntreger.