Sometimes there's a fine line between sport and sideshow. Cindy Regimbald has a thing for her Elmo doll. We go everywhere together. Cindy's adorable red plush toy is wired to a steel grate that has replaced the windshield on her LTD Crown Victoria. Cuddly little Elmo has a front-row seat for the Eastern finals of the 2000 National Championship Demolition Derby Series.
Rollovers are okay.
Now go out there and make good hits. No love taps, and no sandbagging. What Todd calls sandbagging, anyone else would call self-preservation. The only other thing you can't do is drive directly into a driver's-side door. To the assembled drivers, this speech is a mere formality.