If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. You can't trust dogs to watch your food. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap. From the OurChive Network .