Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with.
Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and fixing stuff.
An old farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pigpen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their 50th wedding anniversary. The farmer scratched his grizzled head.