So I assume you haven't been reading talk.bizarre, but still want to post to it, and have been told that it's a real tough gig. Some of the suggestions below may help you hone your craft, or at least dissuade you from posting something that will enhance your collection of terminal description database files. Damned if I know. If it could be described, it wouldn't be. That's a hint.
Originality goes a long way, though.
That's somewhat easier. A large portion of the talk.bizarre audience has been on the Internet essentially forever, ever since computers ran on steam power anyway. And because talk.bizarre craves originality more than anything else, posting the unattributed work of other artists will get you crucified. What people have liked in the past. The talk.bizarre voting page can show you what some people, those who bothered to cast votes anyway, liked in the past month.