Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. There is more of me than you can see between my hat and shoes.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
It is hard to lunderstand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. It is said that if you line lup all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. The things that come to those who wait are usually the things left by those who got there first. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.