All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwartzkopf.
Men are sensitive in strange ways.
If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like por- table heaters that snore.