To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. A woman marries a man expecting that he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night. Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.