An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. Johnny Carson One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Steven Wright Hell, by the time a man scratches his ass, clear his throat, and tells me how smart he is, we've already wasted fifteen minutes.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Will Rogers Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Will Rogers I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope. Steven Wright Schizophrenia beats dining alone.