A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small-so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed and up and grabbed him. In Ohio, an unidentified man in his late twenties walked into a police station with a 9 inch wire protruding from his forehead and calmly asked officers to give him an X-ray to help him find his brain, which he claimed had been stolen. Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. The robber apparently stuffed the loot down the front of his pants as he was running out the door.
Police have the man's charred trousers in custody.
In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to holdup Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun-but unfortunately he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. It was disgusting. One cat was hanging from the ceiling as an angel. It had a halo.