Press F1 to continue. Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven. The stick shift of computing. Computers are unreliable, but humans are more unreliable. Computers can never replace human stupidity.
Network management is like trying to herd cats.
Part-time musicians are semiconductors. At a recent PC User's Group meeting, a company was demonstrating its latest speech-recognition software. A representative from the company was just about ready to start the demonstration and asked everyone in the room to quiet down. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet. It will re-write your hard drive.