If you touch any key, our software will lock up. Call us and we'll blame it on MicroSoft. Always put off dealing with time-wasting morons. There are times when no snide comment seems adequate. There's more to science than just hurting small animals, but it's the part that's the most fun.
Nature has a way of compensating for weaknesses, which is why stupid people have big mouths.
One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead. If you haven't accomplished anything so far, then your best days are likely to be ahead of you. But then, you should consider your track record. Intelligence has much less practical application than you'd think. Used car salesmen are not in it for the money.