There are so many unfriendlies that can bight you on the gluteus maximus, so many in fact, that you had better listen to any local knowledge you can get your ears on. Yes potential visitors, all of the above can have you writhing in absolute agony, much in the same way as a Yahoo Serious film festival can. It's not all gloom and doom though, because if it's adventure you're looking for, then you've come to the right place. Well, they can certainly participate in all of the above thrills, but you'll generally find that the natives are more than happy just to kick back while enjoying this region's multiform character. This is why we don't like going overseas, it's just too easy to stay at home.
People say that a holiday in the south of France is just magical.
Our climate is better, the Gold Coast beaches makes the Cote D'azur look like a rock quarry, our fresh produce is better, our wine is better, and our women are better looking. So let them lie around their mediocre Mediterranean while us Aussies soak up the sun in Surfers Paradise, guzzle beer and belt cane toads around with the one iron. Because they bear a striking resemblance to frogs. This is what Queensland is really all about. To exist in an atmosphere of pure tranquility and composure.