The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond. The curve is more powerful that the sword. I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.
Men are easy to get but hard to keep.
If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault. Whenever I get caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. There are no good girls gone wrong, there are bad girls found out. Mae West First edition sold out.