To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. The dog, of course.
Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. Three men were at a bar.