The Freudian Virus causes your PC to become obscessed with its own motherboard. Guilt feelings are the attempt to express the good intentions you never really had. Lysdexia is a peech imspediment we live to learn with. A lottery is a tax on people who don't know statistics. After being introduced, the new member of the psychoanalysts' interest group was asked if he would like to lie down and say a few words.
Psychologists do it testily.
It is so simple to be smart. Just think of something really dumb to say, and then say the opposite. Start every class with a smile and get it over with. I went to a psychologist for years to get my head on straight. After all that time and money I found out it was only my tie that was on crooked.