Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished. That happens in most countries, son. When a newly married man looks happy we know why.
Married life is very frustrating.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. Next day he receieved a hundred letters. A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes. And what was he before you married him. Asked the friend.