As before, the criteria involved with our picks usually came down to finding the cheapest crap we could get our hands on. Whereas these sausages aren't as obviously processed as the hotdogs from the first project, they do still have a certain pre-packaged appeal. They also appear to have something to do with beer. This excited the stinkymate. I made the purchase.
Nothing matches the texture value of oysters.
The store didn't have any fresh, so I settled for canned. As I said - a LOT of sick food product. I decided to keep one of the original choices. I expect it to stink gloriously. The woman working in the meat department was extremely helpful with all of my meat related questions.