I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. She reminds me of you.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. You're a woman who's been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night. Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference. She got her good looks from her father.