There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad. Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it. Mark Twain I tripped over a hole that was sticking up out of the ground. Love conquers all, unless of course you're playing tennis.
Resentment is like taking poison and expecting the other person to die.
Quick as a flashlight. It rolled off my back like a duck. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. A hospital is no place to be sick. Our comedies are not to be laughed at.