Anna Kournikova won't find her first singles victory in the 2001 French Open. The odds are you'll be stuck with a free afternoon and nothing worthy of filling the hole in your heart left by a naughty girl with a bad case of the first-round yips. You have a new appreciation for the concept of mixed doubles. Maybe she's using the free time to shoot a calendar.
Nobody wins with random doodles, kids.
So, there you have it, it's so simple when you break things down scientifically. Until next time, I'm Nick Bakay reminding you the numbers never lie. Information are applicable to this site.