Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole. It's not just for breakfast anymore. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Age is a verry high price to pay for maturity. Our forefathers, using infinite wisdom felt that the eagle with it's long range vision, superior flying ability and deadly striking power would far better represent the true example of the American people. They did not march forth in bravodacious rows, kneeling and firing, yelling and dying. A few weeks ago, nineteen men shattered the very core of this Nation, no shots, no pitchforks and no rules of engagement nor compassion for human life.