After you read Jack's take, give us yours . As Exhibit A, I give you the dual Mike Tyson story angles that emerged Friday night after the Polish Princess, Andrew Golota, hiked up his skirt and exited the ring before the third round at The Palace of Auburn Hills. First, the reporters had to dutifully collect accounts of how phenomenally well-behaved Tyson was during his six minutes of action, as if playing by the rules and not using your opponent's ear for kibble are examples of laudatory behavior. Also, I will eat an entire pizza slathered with Spam.
Nobody retires in boxing.
Heck, if Muhammad Ali could find a commission to green-light him, he'd be back in the ring, Parkinson's and all. Look, we haven't even begun to see the end of Tyson. His is an act that will play for several more years, at least as long as there are suckers to shell out 50 bucks for his fights and other suckers to write about them. The opinions expressed here are solely those of the writer. Sports Illustrated and CNN have combined to form a 24 hour sports news and information channel.