They are Rod the representationalist, Steve the significant formalist, Erma the Collingwood emotivist, and Enid the Tolstoy emotivist. Rod is standing very close to the painting, taking in a very small section, while the others are standing back and looking at the entire work. Steve asks, rather alarmed. It sure looks like art to me. That is definitely not art.
Rod is still very close to the work.
Look at this. I have no idea what I am supposed to be seeing here. It can't be art if I can't tell what it is. Well, no, not really. I guess I was standing too close.