Rex Stardust, lead electric triangle with Toed the Wet Sprocket, has had to have an elbow removed following their recent successful worldwide tour of Finland. Flamboyant, ambidextrous Rex apparently fell off the back of a motorcycle.
Plans are already afoot for a major tour of Iceland.
Divorced after only eight minutes, popular television singing star Charisma changed her mind on the way out of the registry office when she realized she had married one of the Donkeys by mistake. But when the hangover lifted it was Keith Sly of the Donkeys who was on her arm in the registry office. Keith, who was too ill to notice, remained unsteady during the short ceremony, and when asked to exchange vows began to recite the names and addresses of people who also used the stuff. Charisma spotted the error as Keith was being carried into the wedding ambulance and becasme emotionally upset. However, the mistake was soon cleared up, and she stayed long enough to consummate their divorce.