Women are very happy that another generation of Kennedys is growing up and getting into politics, because they will be able to campaign for them and cry on election night. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. And not in abstract terms, either. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do the laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the laundromat.
Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the laundromat.
This is a myth. Female cheerleaders are cute, sexy, fresh, and all-American. Male cheerleaders are scary. Men wear sensible socks. They wear standard white sweatsocks.