2000 BC Egyptians are in the midst of the rule of the Pharaohs . Excess after-tax profits lead to the creation of the Pyramids. An unhappy emperor, Nero , disgusted with no after-tax profits at all, deals with his disgruntled workers by burning their country. Shortly thereafter, the first HR department was created. Teenagers the world around rejoice.
Modern civilization begins.
In the small town of New Jersey , Barbara Ling is born and begins the daily soap opera her parents live to this day. 1986 Microsoft stock debuts . Microsoft grows faster than the Concorde flies. Barbara Ling moves to a new home. Instead of investing in Microsoft stock, she decides to finish the basement.