The Battle A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. On Men Man is the missing link between the ape and the human being. Adam is but man's first draft. If you women knew what we were thinking, you'd never stop slapping us.
Men are like animals, but they make great pets.
A man is one who loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. When you take away what a man is born with, and what his mother made him all you would have is an ego. No crime and lots of happy fat women. Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears. Women may be the only group that grows more radical with age.