JK isn't really a game, it is actually project by the U.S. government to test the limits of human patience. Kyle Katarn was arrested for DWI after a long night with Jan Ors. Lucas Arts programers are still arguing over what the name of the game should be. The makers of Castle Wolfenstein are suing LEC for using their graphics engine without a license. Kyle Katarn says he won't work unless programmers make a level with no enemies.
Programmers are too drunk to work on the game.
Programmers planning on new enemy. You guessed it, Frank Stallone. LA programmers and designers are having so much fun playing the game, they completely forgot about the release date. Programmers afraid to release the game because they know they'll have to make another one. LA is having a problem with disgruntled shipping and manufacturing employees who haven't worked for years.