Many highschool kids act as if they are gangsters while having death-pale skin and living within walking distance of a cow field no matter what part of Oklahoma you live in. Success in Highschool football determines the value of one's existance. Every town has a complex interconnected gossip communications system which allows for every person in this state to know who every person you've slept with is and how often. The suburbs lack any real crime so the police take pleasure in harassing anyone who looks under 30. Concert goers are so stupid they will crowd surf to Barry Manilow.
People still rally to fly the conferdate flag.
It is impossible to sleep around and not end up sleeping with an entire family, group of friends, or small pentacostal church. OU is the date rape capital of the world. The weather is so inconsistent that weather men often commit suicide after feeling like failures all their life. The roads have no lights or painting. Sometimes, the car in front of you disappears into a pothole.