No more Bleu cheese. We are out of vinaigrette. Never heard of it. Be serious, monsieur. We have ranch but not for you.
Ranch only comes with a salad that is ordered with boeuf, monsieur.
That's why it's called ranch dressing. A ranch is not where they raise salads, monsieur. So if I don't order boeuf, I have to have my salad with no dressing. Yes, I know. Okay, I'll have the boeuf.