You're a firstyear. You start writing your first exam. Every law student gets a pseudonym.
Nobody goes public, just like herpes.
Luckily, current professors are much less gullible. Thus, there is no potential institutional discrimination. Also, animals do not exist. The only wildlife sanctuaries you'll see from your Bay Street window are the strip bars on Yonge Street. More evil sullied the purity of our school when we included token minorities, and the Records Office went to the liberal Internet to expand the pseudonym lists.