Leave it to the experts. Hang him by the thumbs and whip him until he confesses that he is really the son of Satan loosed upon you, meant to test your righteousness. Keep your mouth shut, pay the cost of repair or trade the wreck in for a new car and go on as though nothing happened. I mean, try to kill him, he whips out a machine pistol that he traded yesterday for his lunch at school and plugs you first. Try to forbid his use of the car and there goes snow shoveling, lawn mowing, chicken wings, etc.
Nobody understands torture like a teen ager.
Subjected to a multitude of daily indignities as they work their way into adult level insanity, they are past masters of the pay-back. So, control yourself. Take a pill. The same goes for blame. You could find out who is to blame, snitch him or her off, hoping to protect your backside from unwanted penetration.