Sweet Theo bypassed the rage and teased her mercilessly for days, about going topless to the Goldwater Barbecue. I think of Theodore Roosevelt, his cousin Franklin, and Eleanor Roosevelt, in service to all the people, especially the poor people, of the United States. Theo looks after all those he considers less fortunate in Goldwater. He always makes me give someone half his sandwich. As I said, his best shot is mid-meal.
Most people wrap their food and eat it later.
Theo always gives his away. What I don't tell him is that no one will touch his halves. I won't have it. They say emphatically. Normally they'd kill for a ham and cheese on rye.