I would love to speak a foreign language, but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. I think - therefore I'm single. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Men invade another country.
Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel. Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. Sometimes, I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door, and just visit now and then.