Boudreaux came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his wife in the midst of passionate lovemaking with a total stranger in their bedroom. God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and a penis. The brain was a good gift as it allowed him to do many things. The penis was also a good thing as it allowed the race to continue. The problem was that God had only given Adam enough of a blood supply so that he could only use one of them at a time.
Men are naturally competitive.
Even in the Garden of Eden, Adam was afraid Eve would like the snake's fruit better than his. He didn't have too much to finish, so he decided to stay rather go back in the morning. This upset the lady, so she asked about the second wife. Well, she died from a fractured skull. A woman in her deathbed called to her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found.