Technical support man climbing up the corporate ladder. Elementary problems too much for their minimum wage folk hanging up when the sweat is on. And now, for a NetHead Original Poem. Oh just wait, till Windows 97. Using it will be just like heaven.
Memory problems a thing of the past.
New interface changes will make it a blast. And a multitasking system that can never choke. Take this to any convenience store for one free dollar. I have yet to make this coupon work in my area. Oh well, it's not like anyone was offended.