Spaceships may be air tight, but they are not waterproof. Dry ice is used as fuel for spacecraft. Rocks hate Charlton Heston. Watermelons grow on trees. English is the natural language of any respectable species.
Men are more powerful than gorillas.
Being whipped is not so bad, but being pelted with fruit, now that sucks. Women do not naturally know how to smile. God is a primate. Intelligence is directly proportional to facial hair. If you thought our legal system was bad, just look at this.