All rights reserved. Now that you've lurched into the New World, there's no use pretending that you understand what's going on more than you really do. It tells the story of a man who suddenly leaps up in the midst of his own wake and angrily announces that he's not deceased at all, thank you very much. I expect that you too will make a dramatic return from the dead this week, Aquarius, although in a more metaphorical way. Congratulations in advance on your stunning rebirth.
Parishioners become so excited by the divine presence that they erupt in uncontrollable glee.
Some guffaw so hard that they fall down on the floor and flop around like sleepwalking breakdancers. Others repeatedly leap into the air as if on pogo sticks, or wobble and zigzag as if trying to dance while drunk. I'm quite sure some version of this phenomenon will overcome you in the week to come, Pisces. Though I'm among the ten-percent minority, I'm hoping I have more influence over you than the timid, cranky majority. Well, I have interesting news for you, Taurus.