When Couple cannot get to the gym, they shall make reasonable efforts to use their virgin exercise bike. In order to facilitate same, Husband shall remove his clothing from the bike and, for incentive purposes, try same on. Couple shall establish a college fund for their children. Couple shall create a budget for necessities such as housing, utilities, food, clothing, doctor bills, cable, bowling league, poker allowance, etc. Couple will spend more quality time with their children.
Quality time is defined as periods when everyone is awake and nobody is yelling.
Couple shall not hit the children, no matter how severe the provocation, and shall limit discipline to scolding and confining them to their rooms. Couple shall remember to confiscate computer games before such confinement. Couple shall make reasonable efforts not to spoil the children. Couple shall also make reasonable efforts to spoil each other. Husband shall not spend all afternoon doing a five minute chore.