I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. A man's only as old as the woman he feels. Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. I'll never know. There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man. I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.