Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. I've used up all my sick days. Today I'm calling in dead. I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
Reality is the leading cause of stress.
We'll strip-mine the rest of the planets later. My grandson is cuter than yours. My kid beat up your honor student. I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar. Support your local rescue workers - get lost.