He's sort of like Huck Finn and sort of like Tom Sawyer. Next to Bill Clinton and Jack Kennedy, Al Gore seems so grown up, so responsible, so dorky. So we'll keep on voting our hormones until they tell us genital mutilation and foot-binding are good for us. We don't need to worry about issues. We want to bask in the fantasy of our president in bed.
Policy is boring.
Bring on the bad-boy hunks. We're hopping on the backs of their motorcycles and going down the road without helmets. And you know which organ we're donating first.