Not long ago I noticed that the little light had gone out, so I swung by the vacuum place for a new one. So I helped myself to two new bulbs. While I was there, I decided to pick up some more bags, too. And might as well get some bags for the bowling ball picker-upper. As I turned to leave, the salesperson asked how long it had been since I'd changed the drive belt on my new vacuum.
Men hate to admit ignorance about drive belts.
Mentally I was picturing where on my new vacuum a drive belt might be hiding. It's going to be a great year.