Not even the size of my breasts after plastic surgery can be compared to those that you possess. Oh, how sweet of you to compliment me, Lopez. But you already have Mia, and she still loves you. Get you, you lazy ass, and help me find Dale. I am a real man, not a boy like he.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue. Wow, I'm flattered. However, Mia is made for you, just as I am made for Dale. Trust me, you do not want me. I thought you as a true gentleman.