Don't drink out of the same pool some nasty guy is bathing in. Snot is an adhesive. You don't want to have a bronze horse stomping on your chest. Wooden staves make metallic sounds when tapped on stone. Cymbal music causes physical pain.
Prayer beads make excellent earplugs.
A musical instrument can cut your arm off. With training a person can leap fifty or sixty feet. There is a vital nerve in your left foot. It had been established by the Shaolin's seventh ancestor and only two men had ever managed to survive an encounter with these twenty-four bronze horses. I hope you'll guide our disciples in this superb skill and improve our martial arts here.