We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals. I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. Dog ownership is like a rainbow.
Puppies are the joy at one end.
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I am a dog. Tomorrow I will probably still be a dog. There's so little hope for advancement. Near this spot are deposited the remains of one who possessed beauty without vanity, strength without insolence, courage without ferocity, and all the virtues of man, without his vices.