Never measure out ingredients. Herbs are foul, nasty weeds, not to be used in my food. Coca Cola , it s not just for breakfast any more. Cans of soup can be heated on the stove top without dirtying a pot. A microwave, although convenient, is also extra cost and can be done without.
Recipes are for weak, uncreative people.
Why dirty dishes, when you can eat right out of the pot. There is no such thing as a hole, tear or button that cannot be mended on any garment. Plaid never goes out of style. I am not unfashionable, I am just way ahead of my time. Come back every now and then and look at my ever changing list of policies.