I've gotten out of my car and walked through plenty of times. No one has ever given me a watch. The definition of a baby boomer is someone who jogs five miles a day, but can't seem to find the energy to take out the garbage. The right to bare arms is exercised everyday in Florida because it's just too darn hot to wear long-sleeve shirts. The Farmer's Almanac reports the average woman speaks 25,000 more words per day than the average man.
Men speak just as many words as women do.
It just looks like men speak less words because we usually end up having to eat most of ours. Those who long to live are those who live long. Now that smoking is linked to lung cancer, anyone with a cigarette in his mouth appears to be a butt-head. The best newspapers report the news in a manner they believe will make their readers well-read. The worst newspapers report the news in a manner they believe will make their newspaper well-read.