I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.
Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine. You don't know what pressure is until you've played for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket. I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible. I've ever had with my clothes on. I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.