A younger woman will wait forever by the phone for you to call. An older woman will agree to go to McDonald's with you for a meal. Younger women are too nervous to eat anything in front of somebody whom they might boff later. Older women know how to cook. Young women know how to dial Pizza Hut take out.
Older women are psychic.
You never have to confess to having an affair, because somehow they always know. Older women often own an interesting collection of lingerie that they have acquired from admirers over the years. Young women often don't wear underpants at all, thus practically eliminating all possibility of a striptease. Older women know what Kegel exercises are. Older women are dignified.