Subscribe to all the cable channels you can - especially sports. If possible, get a satellite dish. Drive a truck. A big truck is best. If a truck or SUV is not for you, drive a stick shift.
Men drool over stick shifts.
Tell him you don't mind his cell phone or beeper calls and that it's a part of life today. Hide all health foods in your house. Graciously display pretzels, chips, and beef jerky in bowls. Show him you don't intimidate easily. If you don't have a fireplace, let him see this book partially shredded up in your wastebasket.