Nintendo Power, the game company's official monthly publication, decided not to run any reviews for Conker, stating the magazine aims at younger audiences. The truth lies in the story. Conker makes a mistake. He visits a local bar after unsuccessfully contacting his girlfriend Berri, an attractive gray squirrel. After several more phone calls, Conker leaves a white lie on Berri's answering machine and proceeds to get sloshed with a couple of his friends.
Morning comes, and gamers take control of the hung-over squirrel.
So, the journey begins. Enemies fart fire, spew profanity like drunken sailors and pretty much epitomize Andy Dick. Conker urinates on everything from raptors to evil teddy bears. Lowbrow comedy creates about 99.6 percent of the game, and cute, fuzzy cartoon animals die. I ended up playing Conker's multiplayer with seven other guys for several hours Saturday night.