Things like this give military intelligence a bad name, screenwriters too. The dry lake bed is the only place their transport planes can land, but Guerera knew this and his tanks are already there. Turn off every logic circuit in your brain and just watch this for the sheer spectacle, there are lots of explosions and some good stunts. My sides still ache. Rattlesnakes hate British people.
Real men wear skin tight jumpsuits with light blue bandannas.
Never steal a man's lighter. A clumsy pig is the funniest thing in the world to a redneck. Thrown knives fly just like darts. Overdosing on Alka-Seltzer will cure airsickness. A properly equipped dirt bike can easily destroy a main battle tank.