Lets it run over the weekend while he goes mountain climbing. Begins investigation to determine who broke the drive. Refuses to fix system until culprit is identified and charged for the equipment. Rips drive from system, uses sledgehammer to smash same to flinders. Calls manufacturer, threatens pets.
Rips drive from system, uses ball-peen hammer to smash same to flinders.
Calls Requisitions, threatens pets. Poor network response. Tries to get xtrek freaks fired. Every two hours, pulls ethernet cable from wall and waits for connections to time out. Hacks the code of emacs' doctor-mode to answer new users questions.