Just think yourself lucky you're not a poor ronin wandering through 16th-century Japan. Money ain't everything, pardner. Unless it's untold riches, of course. You may be skint, but at least you're pure at heart. Good try though chaps, and more fun than the lottery.
Most Bond villains are after some high-flown idyll like world domination.
But Auric Goldfinger loves only gold. Gold, gold, gold. And he plans to empty Fort Knox of the stuff. Hobo Eddie Murphy swaps lives with financial whiz Dan Ackroyd, who is thrown out onto the street. Count on it.