An older woman will introduce you to all of her girlfriends. An older woman will always meet the minimum height requirement to go on an amusement ride. An older woman will never accuse you of stealing the best years of her youth because chances are someone else has stolen them first. An older woman will never accuse you of using her. She's using you.
Older women can be just as capricious, foolish, even as cruel as many of their younger sisters.