The army is notoriously inefficient, so we cannot expect Major Smith to do an efficient job. God exists because the Bible tells us so, and we know that what the Bible tells us must be true because it is the revealed word of God. As members of the armed forces, they will naturally want as much money for military purposes as they think they can get. I will give no more money to your cause next year. That's all right, sir, we'll just put you down for the same amount that you gave this year.
Narcotics are habit-forming.
Therefore if you allow your physician to ease your pain with an opiate, you will become a hopeless drug addict. You can't prove that he was to blame for the misfortune, so it must actually have been someone else who was responsible. Cooks have been preparing food for generations, so our cook must be a real expert. More young people are attending high schools and colleges than ever before in the history of our nation. But there is more juvenile delinquency than ever before.