I don't have ftp access. Well, you see, some topics get rehashed quite a bit on this newsgroup. That's understandable, since more people come on to usenet every day. Some topics get endlessly rehashed. Topics like bloopers and Mark Hamill's car accident have been brought up over and over, until most people are heartily sick of them.
People keep bringing it up when they join the newsgroup.
As a result, this mini-FAQ was composed. FAQ stands for Frequently Asked Questions. It gives the questions and their answers. FotR needs a FAQ because so many people have questions about it. It's not real.