We cheat and it's totally okay with us, cause we understand that we did it for all the right reasons. He lies and we cry about never being able to trust him again. We take a few days to watch depressing movies and eat pounds of chocolate and smoke too much and cry our hearts out. But when the time comes for us to end a relationship, we need to move on and do what is good for us. So I've kinda come to realize that I, in fact we all, suck.
Men are scum.
We are men. May not be redistributed without permission. Reprinted from the University of Pennsylvania B-GLAD '98 Magazine.