F. Marauding gangs drive with lights out, kill those who flash lights at them. T. Cows sleep lying down. Cow-tipping is usually just a bunch of hooey to beguile city kids. Low grading prof. T. Professors make you erase programmable calculator memory for exams.
Professor uses staircase method to grade exams.
T. Lots of people have pulled similar stunts involving off-topic paragraphs in less important papers. T. Stuffed remains of Jeremy Bentham present at annual meeting. F. College requirement of swim test imposed by bereaved benefactor whose daughter drowned because she didn't know how to swim. Squid dissections invariably involve the dissector getting squirted with ink by the dissectee. F. Frat holds blood drive.