We don't want to become a Disneyland or a Fredericksburg either. First, the Yankee Cowboy that everybody loves to hate wants to make the point that he is insulted when someone lumps New York City and Dallas into the same sentence. New York is a city. It says so right in the name. Dallas is a big suburb.
Nobody calls it Dallas City.
Second, J.R. figures that he should go back to Granbury and tell Mrs. Macon a thing or two about what they ought to do with their town. But then again, almost any place is. The reason I drove down here from Fort Worth, where I now make my home, is to tell you what you ought to do with your town. Lady, you need a bagel place real bad on this courthouse square. That way, you'll attract a lot of other Yankees just like me who can tell you what you ought to do with your town.