There comes a point in any cat owner's life where he or she simply wonders what cats do all day.
Nobody really knows what cats do in private while the owners are out at work or shopping.
Yes, you may laugh at this seemingly wild and unsubstantiated theory, but I have proof. To begin with, cats are experts in the field of human eradication. They are responsible for hundreds of thousands of traffic accidents a year. A seemingly innocent cat will sit at the side of a busy road, waiting for a large number of cars coming from both directions. At the point where both sets of cars are about to pass each other, the fiendish cat will run out in front of the first lane of traffic, fix the driver with a stare and cause the unfortunate victim to loose control of the car.