People around her are at risk of second hand idiocy. Playing baseball with a rubber bat. Plays solitaire for cash. Plenty of salt in the shaker, but no holes in the cap. Put a lens in each ear and you've got a telescope.
Receiver is off the hook.
Room for rent, unfurnished. Running U.S. appliances on British current. Several nuts over fruitcake minimum. She only packed half a sandwich. Single-sided, low density.