Then I took a walk down the beach and witnessed a game of all-female naked soccer. These four blond Dutch girls, totally nude, playing soccer. I bet that gets sand every place you don't want sand. Chicks here are strange. Just about everyone in this fucking country has blue eyes and blonde hair - I bet a few of us would like to dive into that gene pool.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Or - I lost my puppy. I think he went into that cheap motel room. Well, Dutch beer is decent and cheap. It's really Heineken, but here they call it beer. Clubs are fun and are open till five in the morning.