Mankind plugs his book, Have a Nice Day. He is talking about all the authors on the best-seller list. It would be real difficult for me to come out here and thank all the book critics, because they're too damn stupid to read it themselves. Y2J challenges Mankind to a match. See, I've got a little better idea, because I don't feel like taking my fat ass and walking it up the ramp and back down the ramp, so let's have our little match right now.
Mankind throws Jericho into a chair.
He tries to hit Jericho with the chair, but Jericho kicks the chair into Mankind's face. Jericho kicks Mankind in the groin. Chyna hits Jericho in the face with the championship belt. A car runs into Steve Austin and sends him to the hospital. In about a minute and 30 seconds when the Rock stops talking, your crappy music is going to play, you're gonna walk down that ramp, the Rock is going to get out of this ring, meet you at that ramp and begin to whip your monkey ass all over Anaheim.