At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out. What's the most effective birth control device for men. An olive in a glass of beer. Waking up every few days. Single women come home, see what's in the refrigerator and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the refrigerator.
Because the sample is taken from their finger. Men are proof of reincarnation. You can't get that dumb in just one lifetime. Nobody can call him a quitter. He always gets fired.