It didn't need a wash, so he hurried out and asked the priest what he was doing. The rabbi considered this a moment, then went back inside the synagogue. He reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw, walked over to the back of the car and cut off two inches of the tailpipe. A man and a woman are driving toward each other on a windy mountain road. Further down the road, around a corner, the man hits a pig in the middle of the road.
Men never listen.
A blond woman was driving her car home one night when she suddenly found herself in the middle of a real bad hailstorm. The hailstones were as big as golf balls. Her car got dented up real bad. The next day she took it to a repair shop. The repair guy noticing that she was blonde, decided to have some fun and told her to blow into the tail pipe real hard when she got home, and the dents would pop out.