Several disgruntled crew members decided to take a more direct course of action and are still holding four administrative assistants hostage. Several attempts by Campus Saftey to stop the seige have been unsuccessful and furthur action has been halted untill it can be determined whether or not this event qualifies as a riot. In the meantime, members of the last McCoy production, Medea, have held several closed meeting where it is speculated that discussion of a counter attack is in progress. We wanted to bring some action to the high gothic seas. Besides, we're really miffed at having to run the show over Rites of Spring which will require relative sobriety on our parts.
Nobody wants that.
Hallmark reported that the group plans to use Palmer as a vehicle to pirate the rest of campus as a matter of entrepaneurship. There is just such an open market for pirates at Rhodes. According to Hallmark, raiding the administrative offices in Palmer has allowed several crew members to be able to retire early. Hallmark also reports that the group is running low on barrels of rum, so their next target will probably be Glassell. This event has provoked varied reactions among members of the Rhodes community.