In short succession the lucky brides are wed to him, presented with a bottle of special sauce, and sent on their way. Nearly incapacitated by blue balls the ferocious young man stages a retreat from the complex after being freed, taking Quilla with him. Zany and fun to watch on a rainy day, plus the girlfriend will never look at your faithful hound the same. Warriors of the Wasteland Dogs would make excellent history professors. Porn films used to suck, in a real bad way.
Men are confused and a little put off by women who want sex.
A secret and powerful society of mimes inhabits the underground areas of our planet. Green plants grow nicely underground, even without artificial light. Interrogating a dog is pretty darn difficult. Nobody expects a crowbar in the middle of a bouquet. If a very large, but slow moving, man is trying to break your neck I suggest running away.