Structured programming is for compulsive neurotics who were prematurely toilet-trained. They wear neckties and carefully line up sharp pencils on an otherwise clear desk. Real programmers have no use for managers. Managers are a necessary evil. They exist only to deal with personnel bozos, bean counters, senior planners, and other mental defectives.
Real programmers scorn floating point arithmetic.
Real programmers don't drive clapped-out Mavericks. They prefer BMWs, Lincolns, pickup trucks with floor shifts or 140mph Taurus SHOs. Fast motorcycles are highly regarded. Real programmers don't believe in schedules. Planners make schedules.