With hopes of obtaining a love potion, I ventured east of town to Melrose to speak with someone who knows about Halloween - a witch. Flash Silvermoon prefers the term eclectic dianic priestess, but is also a self-described witch. She would not perform love spells or break the leg of my most-hated enemy because that goes against the witches rule. The witches rule is do what you will, and harm no one. That's a far cry from what I've seen on TV, but then again, so is life.
Real witches call upon spirits to help bring health and peace to the world.
If you really want the hottie in the back row, you'll have to go find an immoral witch who doesn't care about people's free will. Silvermoon warns against it because it is very bad for your karma. Witches are powerful people, but they do have their limits. Silvermoon let me in on the truths behind the popular Halloween and witch myths. Those noises you hear at night probably aren't the wind.