Every year our best friends invite us over for New Year's brunch and make us watch home videos and help dismantle their Christmas tree. Tortious Invitatious Falsious Pretentious. That sounds serious. My in-laws came for Christmas last year and didn't leave until July. It's too late for that.
Most process servers refuse to go to the North Pole.
But this is important. Poor Chrissy's been devastated ever since Santa refused to let her sit on his lap. She hasn't barked or wagged her little tail in a week. Right and my Jeannie's still hysterical from the beard incident. Of course not.