No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark Anniversaries on the calendar. Peeing standing up is more difficult. We're bound to miss sometimes.
Most guys own three pairs of shoes.
Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.