You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You don't have to shave below your neck. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
Men are Like Placemats - they only show up when there's food on the table.
Mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion. Bike helmets - they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly. Bank accounts - without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. High heels - they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Mini skirts - if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.