His coming out speech was expected, but what actually happened was more unexpected than the time Omni tried to make love to Harold, the bald Llama. Lothian got drunk and talked about sex, which seems to be the theme topic of drunken chats, ever since Cindars started the tradition a few weeks back. No one really had a clue what he was on about, but it seemed to fit the topic at hand. Speculation was that he either passed out, or was masturbating. He also revealed that Oral sex must last for at least an hour.
Pussy tastes sweet like honey.
We also had a surprise viewing of one of Fini's boyfriends. Hands off men, this one is a player. He is into the Watts style of loving. A fuck, a suck, and a buck. Keep the change.