Mummies come with their own fingerprinting kits. English debutantes are all descendants of Egyptian royalty. Heart attacks are caused by the last priest you annoyed. Dogs hate embalmed people. Dried carcasses make great bonfires.
Mummies probably spend a fortune on skin moisturizing creams.
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