Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate. Genealogists are time unravelers. Genealogists collect dead relatives. Genealogists do it generation after generation. Genealogists do it in the library.
Genealogists do it with a computer.
Genealogists don't die, they just lose their census. Genealogists live in the past lane. Genealogists never die they just haunt cemeteries. Genealogy - a search for the greatest treasures, our ancestors. Genealogy - Better than the best adventure game and as frustrating.