First demonstration consists of falling to the floor, curling into the fetal position, and whimpering pitifully. Frequent pauses while instructor tearfully stops to right his spilled pocket protector. The homework is always just to watch a Jackie Chan movie. The techniques are only effective if your attacker is one of the Three Stooges. Benihana has a restraining order against your instructor.
Local muggers gather in the parking lot waiting for class to end.
You take yourself to the mat 4 out of 5 times simply trying to tie your belt on. All rights reserved.