But even worse, since there is no beginning, it would be even MORE impossible to reach the present FROM the beginningless past. Now, although gravity gets weaker with distance, it is really an infinate and ineffable force, similar to the number 1. Actually there's one other possibility. I have a rare condition that seems to be of no importance to the government or society or anyone except for me. The condition is so neglected that I don't even think it has a name.
Nobody even believes it's a problem.
But I smell it off and on, every day. Even when there is no bacon around. This leads me to believe that it is like when you can't hear anything you still hear a little hum or noise-like thing which is probably what gravity sounds like. Also from this we can also conclude that the number 1 tastes like bacon, and the begining of time had a snout and a curly tail, which might be the next questions this gravity guy poses. Well, for the hell of it let's look at the etymology.