This is a new therapy I've come up with. It's called big guns. And it is the only hospital wing of its kind using humor as a key part of patient recovery. You will get better. This is serious business, what we do.
People die here.
Obviously proven medical therapies are not ignored on this floor, but doctors and nurses will go to just about any lengths to get a patient to crack a smile. With squirt guns, clown heads, and an endless supply of jokes. Ok, you have a good day. The unit staff make feeling better feel better. And initial surveys already show that patients who stay in six west complain less and return to the hospital less than patients staying in traditional wards.