I've come up with a startling and monumental discovery as it concerns one's personality. A means for determining one's natural disposition lies directly within the kitchen cupboard. I don't mean that box of brown sugar that has sat in there for the last few years and now has the consistency of fused brick. The root of one's personality, to some degree, is actually in the marshmallow root. Don't tell me about Freud, the Rorshach method or the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory.
Pop psychology takes a back seat to a new twist on the modern marshmallow.
The key in determining one's temperament, creativity, their desire to go for the gusto or go with the flow is directly related to the manner and method by which they roast a marshmallow. You don't need to examine their gene pool, environment or astrological stars. Just look toward the bonfire and recognize the significance of Marshmallow Science. No pussyfooting around. The whole process is usually completed in 1.6 seconds.