If you catch a man, throw him back. Don't wear your glasses on a blind date. You'll look better, and he will too. It means you're in the wrong house. When reminiscing about weddings, women talk about 'the ceremony'.
Men talk about 'the bachelor party'.
Just another thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds. Because ignorance is bliss. Men get laid. Women get screwed. You can't fuck with either one.