Of course, being the roshambo king, I defeated Rafe and went up big time on the list. I win, I walk. I lose, life in prison. It'll save the taxpayers lots of money. OJ goes knife.
Rock crushes knife.
OJ goes to prison. Spends rest of life crushing rocks. The goal is to have 2000 followers of this religion by the year 2000. The Disciples of Roshambo mailing list exists to discuss Roshambo. Additionally, the Usenet Newsgroup alt.religion.roshambo is dedicated to discussions relating to Roshambo.