So long honey. I discovered that I couldn't do a thing right. Well, of course I used to think I did do things right but not any more. When I got together with Femme Four suddenly my every move was flawed. Did you wash up properly, these glasses are still dirty.
Men are so forgetful.
I couldn't move my hand without a tirade of chastisement. I started to question my credibility as a human. After putting up with that longer than any man should have to I finally managed to give her a reply to all her disappointments in me. Oh how I wanted to meet such an electrifying female. But little did I know what I was in for.