Democrats are the New Testament party. Republicans believe in punishment. Democrats believe in redemption. Republicans are bottom-liners. Democrats believe in extenuating circumstances.
Republicans are more punctual, make lists, dress better.
When a Republican catches a fish, he mounts it. When a Democrat catches a fish, he eats it. Democrats dance, drink and make jerks out of themselves in public. Republicans do it in private. Democrats are more prone to have sex scandals.