I never expected to be signed by Geffen Records, but it happened. Your cruel taunts damage me far more than any bullet. Please stop stamping those damn bar codes all over my new, tricked-out Lexus. To give back to the scene, I will pick up the cover price for every future Metro Santa Cruz you see in town, and you won't have to pay a cent. Mock me all you want, but just like the Captain and Tenille and Penn and Teller, I'm doing this for love.
New blood is good.
I'm confident that whoever follows in my footsteps will shine even more perspective on bands I loved, hated or simply missed. Things won't change between us. Until we eat meat again.