The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because the fung shui is bad. The government bans you from milking or killing them. They get married and adopt a veal calf. The government takes them and denies they ever existed.
Milk is banned.
You got to have some of this milk. You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.