God knows, I've thought about vengeance, payback, revenge. I thought about enrolling one ex in the Columbia Record Club. I thought about letting the air out of another's tires. But I never thought about discussing oral sex before a worldwide audience of prurient shut-ins. Dirty laundry stays in the hamper, Carl.
Nobody cares about the nature of the stains.
Hell, I spent some time in the pornography business and I still eschew discussing my sex life, current or previous, in public. I don't think so. Besides, there should be some mystery surrounding a divorce. It is one of the few things a couple can share, even if they hate each other. No one really wants to know the details anyway.