The men always order messy meal and wear the napkin around there neck, they think they are cave men. When you go out to eat at a restuarant and the night is busy and it seems that the waiters or waitresses are not paying attention to you and your hot date, cross your utensils and they will be right at your service. When you cross your utensils you are letting the waiter or waitress know that you are waiting for their service. When you have had enough with the restuarant and you want to bring your date back to your house, do not cross your utensils, rather put them side by side letting them know that you want the check. But before you want to leave and before you even get your food, everybody likes to have a little bread here and there.
Nobody likes to eat there bread without butter so when buttering never butter it in the air.
Don't butter the bread all at the same time because the butter will dry up. Don't order messy pasta when you are out to eat at a fancy restuarant or you would have to wear your napkin as a bib. Never lick your knife or your fingers, many people find it very offensive. Everybody needs to learn good behavoir. No one is perfect but we can try to be.