Well, naturally the Pope is opposed to cloning. They can't both be infallible. And two little pontettes.
Nobody's a bishop.
The Pope called for more research into the rhythm method. Sure, if he'll pick up the tab. It's always a mistake for white people to use the rhythm method. The trick is that it only works on the exact equator at midnight on New Year's Eve if you stand an egg on its narrow end. If you stand the egg on its front end, the good news is you've got another deduction.