Meditate on a navel filled with peanut butter. Meditate on the sound of a man clapping who has peanut butter on his hands. Bathe in it. Rinse with milk. Dark chocolate is chocolate with the cocoa butter still in it.
Milk chocolate is where the cocoa butter in chocolate is replaced with milk.
Take a look at the puddles on the garage floor. If it's dark brown, the car is leaking oil. If it's green, the car is leaking coolant. Spread it on swordfish steaks in case the seafood is as fresh as it normally is in Indiana. Keep some in your toolbox, just in case.