Half the folks in Wilkes-Barre can't drive to Allentown, because their pickup truck won't fit through the tunnel. Folks believe the Citizens' Voice is actually a newspaper. People have more carpeting on the toilet and dashboards than on their floors. Guys wear their softball uniforms to work. Radio stations pretend they represent the entire region.
Men think woks are for changin' the motor oil.
The staff at Cat Country refer to each other by their CB handles. Peoples' houses are mobile but their cars aren't. The average resident knows all the stock car drivers' numbers by heart. Family reunions are sponsored by beer companies. Fast food is when you run over a possum on Wilkes-Barre Boulevard.