The Jewel in the Crown. The Colonel issues a snore. Deep sigh of disappointment from the audience. The Colonel is wheeled from the stage in his bath chair.
Morning tea is served.
Wagers taken as to which costume will win. I admire Miss Felicity Brafferton's appearance as Miss Peach Marmalade, and Miss Merveille Delacour's creative papier-mache sultana outfit. Young Penelope Windsor-Smythe arrives as Miss Cherry Tart. Costume consists of three bunches of cherries. Mid morning tea is served.