Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not. Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal as he had already, comes back later. All urinals being used, pisses in the sink. No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor. Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or mosquito.
Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. Pisses directly into bottom of urinal, likes to see the bubbles. Farts silently while pissing, acts very blur, knows man in next urinal will get blamed. Stands very close for a long time, reads newspaper with free hand. Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.