But, after he finds a dead body at the mall, something clicks into place. Suddenly Ernie's comics are in demand. Your dad is too busy buying souvenirs at the gift shop. He doesn't notice that your hair is falling out. Family vacations can be a real drag.
Nuclear bombs are even worse.
The two together are enough to wreck your mind. In the future Jesus isn't just a Superstar, He's a holographic, hypertextual, artificial intelligence. And He's For Sale. With this upgrade to Christianity there are profits to be made everywhere. It's just that doing the work of a bible salesman is still miserable.