Dogs love it when yur friends come over. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. Dogs think you sing great. Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
Anyone can get a good-looking dog. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. Dogs know that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.