Upper and Lower Egypt absorb the much lesser know, but gerbil worshipping Middle Egypt. Blind priest mistakes gerbil statue as that of a cat. Also mistakes gerbil den as a strange triangular form. Egyptian religion, and pyramids are not long to follow. Moses returns and finds his people worshiping an idol of, not a cow as commonly believed, but of a hamster, Moses freaks.
Gerbils place beans in center, red beans win, a poor gerbil is excommunicated.
The gerbils then sit in a semi circle and watch other dancing gerbils. Democracy and theater are born. Romulus, impaired with an intense gerblophobia, builds the great city of Rome on a gerbil nest in an attempt to wipe it out. Then in a deep sleep caused by toxic fumes of gerbil feces, he is visited in a dream by the Gerbil King. Zoroastrianism is born.