The Philippines possesses the most powerful weapon known to man. Getting kicked in the tailbone will stun you. Hotel registers are public information. Poison detection devices should be made out of the best conductor available, as in electrical. Kindergarten children have the disposable income targeted by drug dealers.
Midgets like to hide under tables and smash people's toes.
Dirty rags make excellent gas masks. A midget and a woman in high heels can outrun four healthy men. Secret tracking devices should not have blinking lights on them. Spraying a room with submachine gun bullets will kill everyone except the good guys. Oh boy, I can see budget will be an issue.