You re our favorite subscriber. Wednesday s horoscope and Thursday s installment of the Asinine Prophecy will appear as usual. Some subscribers did not receive last week s email edition of the Almanac due to email traffic problems caused by the Melissa virus, and even more didn t because of problems caused by its cures. There s never a weekly famring tip, especially on an Interim week. This is the Moron s Almanac.
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