Pet hams are so intelligent they often seem human, but they can be difficult to raise. Only someone with great patience should attempt it. You will want to encourage your pet ham to confine its activity to this room to prevent the entire house from being subjected to noise, clutter and the boring of holes in walls. It may even bring in enough money to offset its expenses. Do not be alarmed if it practices them for hours at a time in its nest room.
Most pet hams enjoy trips to places where they can meet pet hams from other families.
As a pet ham matures, it becomes increasingly reluctant to engage in activities not associated with its nest room collection. The 5th commandment is Humour thy father and mother. A deacon is a mass of inflammable material. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day but a ball of fire by night. Christians can only have one wife.