Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
Men are very confident people.
My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.