I hope I haven't recycled them from your shows. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. Honk if you love peace and quiet. Remember that half the people you know are below average.
Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.