Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man.
Men are like portable heaters that snore.
Women take clothing much more seriously than men. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.