As I prepare to return to my home state, nostalgia has gripped me with the savage force of alligators sinking their teeth into nutria on a South Louisiana bayou. I'm overcome with emotion and bad analogies as I reflect on where I've been and where I am. Tennessee has Hillbillies. Louisiana has Cajuns.
Hillbillies are easier to understand.
Cajuns have better teeth. Louisiana has Texas. Tennessee has Alabama. Tennessee has Dolly Parton. Louisiana has Britney Spears.