Murphy's Laws And Other Great Truisms Murphy's Laws And Other Great Truisms 1. Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man. If you don't throw it, they can't hit it. Never make a decision you can get someone else to make. Anything in parentheses can be ignored.
Nobody really cares or understands what anybody else is doing.
If you hit two keys in a typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper. Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it himself. Nothing is ever done for the right reasons. Only God can make a random selection. Expenditures rise to meet income.