I wondered about the administration of the new Mississippi ordinance, so I checked it out. I called the newly formed elite Erection Division of the Mississippi State Police. Henderson, Rod Squad, an officer answered. I explained I was media and was merely curious about how they plan to enforce the law. There s a number of techniques, Henderson explained.
People can swear out a complaint.
Some women have called about their neighbors walking around with an erection. Of course about half of those just wanted his phone number. I m dumb. I meant are police actively looking for, uh, violators. We ve assigned a number of officers from the Turgidity Division to go into the clubs and check the laps of paying customers for possible violations.