Here's some more newspaper headlines, all in the cause of clear communication. Include your children when baking cookies. Eye drops off the shelf. Miners refuse to work after death. Two Soviet ships collide, one dies.
Red tape holds up new bridge, More old people born today.
Perspectives An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician were riding through Scotland. They passed a black sheep. The mathematician shook his head sadly, 'You are both wrong. An eminent astronomer on an extended lecture tour got tired of delivering the same lecture every night, and he told his chauffeur en route to his next talk. The driver agreed, and they changed roles.