Memo Memo to all Employees Thanks for your invitation to brunch at Brennan's in New Orleans, and my apologies for not being able to go with you. We can eat closer to home. My credit card has been missing since the morning you left. Please return it.
Gasoline goes in the fuel tank of the car, cases of liquor go in the trunk.
Please don't give my phone number to those girls on the street. My wife is still asking questions. If you want to bring me a snack, choose something besides plastic containers of ice cream, and don't put it on the dashboard.