When not in stores, Republicans use a catalog. Democrats do a lot of their shopping at Costco and WalMart. So do Republicans, but they don't admit it. Democrats give their children gifts that make a political statement. Republicans give their children gifts that will keep them out of their hair.
Republican parents have no problem buying their kids toy guns.
Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls. Republicans spend hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays. Democrats save their time and money and drive around at night to enjoy the scenery. Republicans always take the price tag off any expensive gifts they buy before wrapping.