Persons physically incapable of effecting suicide may enlist the services of a third party skilled in the practice of euthanasia. Suitable review shall be enlisted to certify that the request for euthanasia is reasonable and sound. If a person is unable to request euthanasia personally by any means, the person's most immediate family may request euthanasia, following suitable review of the person's physical status and possibility of regaining some measure of functionality. No person involved in the euthanasia process shall be held liable for the death of the person euthanized. Abortion services available to all who request, regardless of age, no questions asked.
Persons have a duty to protect the lives and property of themselves and others.
This, legitimate sport, and the taking of recognized game animals are the only valid uses of above personal weapons. Persons using their or any other weapon in the commission of a crime shall be tried by a jury of their peers and if convicted, be punished by suitable fines, penalties, restrictions, incarceration or execution commensurate with the nature of the crime. Self-defense and defense of others shall be sufficient defense against prosecution. Appearance of this document on any machine so connected constitutes agreement to these terms. Please send notice of violation of this licence agreement to John D. Baker .