The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger.
Next morning buy it back for seventy five cents.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. But I repeat myself. Donuts would be declared a health food. Walking into a room and forgetting why you are there would be a sign of genius.