The cheese slid off his cracker. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Receiver is off the hook.
Several nuts short of a full pouch. Skylight leaks a little. Surfing in Nebraska. Too much yardage between the goal posts.