You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day . To maximize the amount of trouble they can cause. The fewer the episodes, the faster they grow. I dunno, probably involves all those weird particles with long names we get exposed to every other episode. Lorn Their quarters are closer to the warp engines.
Ensigns are in high demand.
They don't, Knleenex can't count. I don't know, I'll ask Cus. It's the same effect that allows us to make huge scientific leaps just because we're in a hurry. I'm not sure, but I'm gonna love watching Measly Chrunchy go senile. The Measley Effect doesn't take hold until they're tall enough to reach the consoles.