I can buy a car or a grape NeHi by just sliding one, solitary bank rectangle through a gizmo. I don't have to write a check and have my identity verified via strip search by a sulking Register Scanning Engineer. On behalf of the nation's 12 billion retail food distribution outlets, I'd like to start with two honest positives and a negative. You've got fetching bedroom eyes and the most mirthful smile, but you're all wet on this discount grocery card thing. These happy little brightly-colored Food Consuming Identification Cards allow us to track down every solitary piece of swill you swallow.
Resistance is futile.
Get back in line or we'll call American Express and tell them you're homeless. William Jefferson Clinton Thank you, Mr. President. Shopper must be destroyed. He pushes a button. The card and shopper's rear end explodes.