One seventh of your life is spent on Monday. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets. Happiness is good health and a bad memory. Do unto others. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
Plagiarism saves time.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. We waste time, so you don't have to. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker. Four out of five people think the fifth is an idiot.