Then the northern lights came up. They formed a luminous arc resembling a cloud that changed shape, shooting pale-yellow vertical plumes. Expecting fireworks, I was disappointed, and then disappointed by my disappointment. After all, if one of nature's greatest shows doesn't excite you, you mightas well call it quits. Next up was reindeer sledding.
Reindeer are small, stocky, and stupid.
The temperature was down to minus 20 degrees Celsius. All I could do was thank God it wasn't 50 below. I started to push it away when one of our hosts sat down beside me. Not wanting to be rude, I took a spoonful. Rude, I decided, was better than sick.