Stuttgart Ludwigsburg AHS Alumni Assn Three women are talking about their childhood's and the topic turns to the names that each had for her father. The third woman said nothing. The quiet one thought for a moment. You really know that you've been in Germany too long when . . . . . You really think AFN is quality television.
Iceberg lettuce looks like a giant brussel sprout.
You don't remember that windows are supposed to have screens. You think a stateside newspaper looks like a Sears catalog. Your dinner menu changes six times before you leave the commissary. You reach for the Jagermeister instead of the Pepto Bismol. A Sunday morning isn't complete without a ten kilometer trek through the woods.