Eyes freeze shut when you blink. You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Arkansans stick tongues on metal objects. Miami residents cease to exist. Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you.
Politicians actually do something about the homeless.
Minnesoootans shovel snow off roof. Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going. Minnesoootans button top button. Canadians put on sweater.