I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Of course while you're reading, you don't see where you're going, you crash, you need an ambulance. I think they're trying to drum up some business on the way back from lunch. The tinted windows. Yeah, what a better way not to have people notice you than taking a thirty foot Cadillac with a TV antenna and a uniformed driver.
Nobody cares who's in the limo.
Maybe that's what those delays are sometimes, when you're just sitting there at the gate. I did it again. I, I left the keys to the plane in my apartment. They're in this big ashtray by the front door. You can measure distance by time.