Just be fat and shut up about it. Lots of grapefruit throughout the day and plenty of virile young men. Pooh asked anxiously - AA Milne, Winnie the Pooh Ask for the what can't be gotten, and then get the next best thing. Stick to one thing until you get there. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully.
Most people never listen.
There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew. The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus.