She woke up too early in the mourning. Fangsgiving Day dinner. Twig or treat. She had bat breath. Loves neck nibbling Rarely interested in arguing religion Never comes home with garlic breath Don't have to worry about what color of clothes to wear.
Grunge look makes it tough to tell living from the undead.
Nutrasweet or not, fat-free blood tastes like crap. Hard to get a decent puncture with latex on your fangs. Daylight Savings Time 11. After 45 years of Communist rule, it's impossible to find clean, uncontaminated Transylvanian soil for bottom of coffin. After 100 years of trying, still can't score with Elvira.