God made pizza, but the devil made anchovies. Lord of the Pies by Dave Bealer Throughout recorded history certain people, places and things have had strange, almost mystical relationships with other people, places and things. Anyone who has spent time in a computer center can confirm the last relationship.
Pizza is the preferred fuel for all night coding and debugging sessions.
Even the U.S. Commerce Department has noted the unusually high number of pizza delivery businesses within 5 miles of every computer center. Certain cynics have noted that many of these computer centers are located on college campuses and that the whole campus, not just the computer center, is responsible for the abnormally high pizza delivery statistics. These cynics have neglected two factors which confirm the Commerce Department figures. The first is the presence of parking spaces marked for the exclusive use of pizza delivery drivers right next to the handicapped and campus police spaces in front of the computer center. Of course, pizza delivery vehicles are now recognized as emergency vehicles in 38 states.