After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. The first guy immediately responds, I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man. The second guy says, I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow. He wouldn't ask for directions. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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