Perhaps too carefully because the vicious coffee table low-budget sidekick to the TV sneaked in front of me and banged into my shin. Okay, now I m starting to think that maybe I m having a bad day. But I still have things to do. So I manage to lock up the house without triggering the alarms or locking my keys inside. Maybe it won t be so bad after all.
Next stop is the grocery store.
Had I actually spent much time in bed last night I would be saying about this time that I should have stayed in bed and never gotten up at all. However, that wasn t an option. The store didn t go too badly, I suppose. Unless you count the display that I was pushed into and proceeded to knock over. I was literally pushed into it by Speed Racer with a shopping cart.