The wet suit's obviously for protection, and maybe it's not as bad as it sounds, but what was going through his mind when he decided to do it the first time. Some of the fetishes have special code names. If you're particularly aroused by amputees, you're a hobbyist. What's weird is that there are enough people for whom a missing leg is a turn on that they need a special name. And what's weirder is that since they like girls on crutches, the special name isn't hobble-ist.
Many men also call it 'marriage'.
We invited the stars of Shrek and Final Fantasy to dinner.