Okay, maybe I'd throw ten of them out of bed. I tried to pick up his cast off onion. I put the contraband onion back on the plate. He rubbed a day's stubble on his chin. A guy's got a one, maybe two per cent chance with a teenage chick.
Older women are the answer.
That sounds right. He shaved every morning. I shaved every month. A teenage boy is nothing but a permanent hard on to a teenage girl. I'll want a girl who's thirty.