If it turns out to be a hit, there are sure to be imitators. League-sanctioned announcer Dennis Miller would deliver his loud, sarcastic commentary live from the putting greens and tees being used by PGX players. A three-second limit will be imposed on all drives, putts and chips. To generate fan enthusiasm between shots, animals such as gators, bears, rattlesnakes, wolverines and porcupines will be stocked along water hazards and roughs. All bowling would be overhand.
Players can make use of one exploding ball per game.
Gutters would flow with real sewer. Tournament anglers would have to compete without fish finders, high-horsepower outboard motors, corporate endorsement patches or jumpsuits. Full-contact play would be allowed the length of the court. Tattoos would be mandatory. Write a letter to the editor .