One dead pickup. Hunting, partner arrives in camp dragging deer. Repress desire to shoot hunting partner. Fall into fire. Leave hunting partner and his deer in camp.
Pickup boils over - hole shot in block.
Stumble and fall. Drop gun in mud. Blow up barrel, plugged with mud. Wrap stupid gun around tree. Sunday Watch football game on TV slowly tearing hunting license into small pieces, place in envelope and mail to Game Department with detailed instructions on where to place it.