Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses. Dogs miss you when you're gone. You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you. Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong. Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.
Dogs admit when they're jealous.
Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out. Dogs never laugh at how you throw. Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence. No dog ever voted to confirm Clarence Thomas.