Sadly, cats have no word for this in their vocabulary. Tangerine likes to pose as a cat statue. You can read it on the screen or, if you'd prefer to have an 11x17 print, take the PDF to your local Kinko's and have them output it. All fonts are included in the file. You're welcome to use it as you see fit so long as you distribute it without charge.
Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God. More silly kitty stuff will follow. The caption says it all. This site proves conclusively that some people do have too much time on their hands. He lived a solitary life until 1998 when Cheese came to stay with us.