Life is a movie, and you're the star. Give it a happy ending. Nothing is as hard to do gracefully, as getting down off your high horse. Living right doesn't make you live longer. It just seems like longer.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
A conclusion is simply the place where you've gotten tired of thinking. Someday is not a day of the week. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Diplomacy is yawning without opening your mouth. If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.