Man Walks in to Buy a Suit Man Walks in to Buy a Suit A man walks in to buy a suit, only to learn that the selection in his size is rather limited. I have just exactly the suit for you. So the guy puts the suit on and it's terrible.
Nothing fits at all.
The legs are baggy, the seat is too tight, the sleeves are way too long, half the seams seem twisted. This thing's ridiculous. This is an equisite suit, beautiful material, wonderful tailoring. But a suit this good, you have to know how to wear it. That's why you come to me.