Send any mail there for the time being. Well, the latest reason to deny God's existence arrived at my doorstep today. Today, reader 'Starbuck' made his contribution. Awhile back he had mentioned these 'candies from hell', citing that they were somehow even more incomprehensible than the famed Green Bamboo Peanuts. Obviously, I laughed such an asinine assumption off.
Nothing can come close to that.
I was wrong. Now, I'm sure when you're in Germany, the idea of eating their candy seems completely fine. But the notion that someone's imported German candy to my house leaves me with some worries. Secondly, the candy's got Santa Claus all over it, meaning that, at the very least, it's almost a year old. Yes, these candies were satanic in their complete and total disregard for safety and sense.