Some notorious breeding spots include the sewers of Los Angeles, the stables at the Kentucky Derby, and of Rosanne Barr's bathroom. Like most parasites, the lawyer sustains itself by feeding on any hapless victims it runs across. Young lawyers often take advantage of divorcees and accident victims, by siphoning money away from them for their own vile purposes. The money the lawyers aquire is often used to feed the lawyers basic needs which include adult diapers, coffins, and puppy skin boots. Tracking the lawyer is an easy task because they often leave a wide trail of slime and empty wallets in their wake.
Many lawyers choose habitats that suit their vile temperments.
Therefore, anyone walking through a crypt, wine cellar, bordello, or dark crawlspace should be careful to check carefully for lawyers before proceeding. If you do run across a lawyer, make sure to avoid all physical contact for fear of their dreaded lawsuits unless you are somewhere where you are unlikely to be discovered in which case you should smash the lawyers head in with a brick. Unlike their closest genetic relative the tick, lawyers are able to suck money from their victims as well as blood. Furthermore lawyers have managed to reproduce in staggering numbers because of their unique defense mechanisms. When a human encounters a tick it simply kills it.