You got me. It's the ugly, obnoxious, toothless loser, who got hammered and wouldn't leave you alone all night. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You come into a bar you read some obscure passage and then pretend you pondered off as your own, as your own idea to impress some girls and embarrass my friend.
Men are shameless.
If your not thinking with your weiner, you're acting directly on it's behalf. We're not going to Kelly's just because you like the takeout girl.