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Hey, everyone, as you might have heard, my studio and I have left Image comics and have relocated to Maximum Press. I hadn't heard specifically, but I wondered what all the dancing in the street was about This move has been smothered in controversy and misinformation and I'd like to take this opportunity to address some of the concerns and false rumours that persist. He'd like to, but he won't. Mostly he'll whine and throw blame. The truth is that Maximum Press has been a successful venture for us To be fair, I can't fault him here.