William F. Bill Buckley Jr. has been, relatively speaking, a non-combatant in the war to save America from the Clinton criminal cabal. Buckley is a conservative icon because he is occasionally amusing. If Johnny Carson had been only occasionally amusing, he would have been occasionally fired. Seeing Bill Bradley sworn in as President would be like watching Clark Kent enter a phone booth and come out as Mary Poppins. For Toni Morrison, New Yorker magazine writer who claims Bill Clinton is black, here's some more news she should relish.
Medical progress comes to the boondocks.
One Little Rock hospital added an obstetric wing so that Arkansas women will no longer have to crawl under its front porch to give birth. George W. Bush talks like a minority report of a committee sucking around for a consensus. Bill Clinton should not only have his license to practice law revoked, but he should be obliged to return the box of CrackerJacks it came in. Elian Gonzalez, the little Cuban boy seeking asylum from Fidel Castro, received from Janet Reno his first Hallmark Happy Deportation Day card. In case you're Caucasian and your kid needs a reason to be proud of his racial heritage, tell him, no one ever got his ear bitten off in the ring by Jack Dempsey.