I think I should win, considering I'm the only candidate running, but you never know. I can't seem to get people to like me. Maybe it's because I'm annoying. Well, anyway, I need to know how to get some friends because it's kind of annoying not to have any friends. You must know what it's like not to have any friends.
Nothing sweetens the package of friendship like a bunch of crisp, non-sequential dollar bills.
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