I pooed today, but it was little. Jon said that he's been pooing normally now. Maybe our bodies have just gotten used to it. I actually thought about it too for a minute. Perhaps the citris flavoring that is used in almost every bulk laxative and fiber suppliment on the market today plays some part in this stinky mystery.
Mind control comes in many powdery forms.
Let's assume for a moment that the citris flavoring has nothing to do with mind control. I didn't taste much orangey flavor. In fact, I didn't even realize it was citris flavored until I read so on the lable. Perhaps a certain government is collecting and saving our poo in order to fuel a giant war machine that's still in the works. It runs on poo.