Don't try too hard. Buy some old film. Find an urban setting. The first lady walks into the public restroom, purchasing a much-needed tampon from the handy vending machine. Our heroine follows, also needing a tampon for that fresh feeling, but finds that ruthless nemesis snags the last one.
Enemy is triumphant, giving tampon salute.
Our heroine ponders her problem with a pack of Mentos. Where Mentos goes, freshness follows. Back to Bunnyhop Home.