But before he could drive his car because it was a real heap, he would have to go through a little ritual. Anyway, he closes the hood, drives to girlfriend number one's house and pulls into the driveway and parks the car. He follows the same procedure each day. He does this for girlfriend number one on Monday, number two on Tuesday, number three on Wednesday. But when he pulls into girlfriend number three's driveway, an interesting thing happens.
Fire erupts under the hood.
The thing bursts into flames at which point he jumps out of the car, throws open the hood, removes his pants, and beats out the flames. Once the fire is out, he goes into the house and tries to explain to her parents why he is coming to meet her with no pants on. This goes on and on. I'm impressed man. Number three same problem.