Just ask your profs, they'll be happy to help with this. They know the good stress comes from making a 10-page paper due the week before finals. Of course that's when the paper is due, because every other professor has one due the same week. Why stagger it, it would cut down on stress. Parking at EMU is Stress Crack.
Relationships are another good source of stress.
Men, just find yourself a woman and she'll give you all the stress you want and then some. You need to be smooth. I had a buddy o.d. It was sad. As I mentioned earlier, stress has its side effects.