Good thing no one selected you as Grand Arbiter of Alt Qualification. Look, this has long since passed the point of tedium. I'm sorry I ever opened my big orifice beyond the walls of alt.sex.cthulhu. Frankly, I'd rather have the spam than the officious bully-boys who infest alt.config and the like. Anyone who tries to interfere in the internal workings of a newsgroup they neither read nor care about is not someone whose advice I value.
Nothing is at last .