A wholly owned operating division of London Ambulance Group. Your home is at risk if you douse it in petrol. The quality of your calls may go up as well as down. Calls to 999 and 112 charged at the national free rate. We make no guaranties about anything.
Past performance is as good as any indicator for the future.
Your car may be repossessed if you do not fiddle enough subs. While you are reading this, some spiv from Frank Linny Mint has sold you Baby Soccer Thuggy - a kitsch plate you will have to prostitute your own daughter to pay for. Very tasteful too if you like that sort of thing.