Dogs and cats sleeping together hasn't happened yet either, but if Monica Lewinsky had Socks in some of her de-briefing sessions, then we sit one step closer to doom. CBS has a prime-time show anybody but my blind grandmother would watch. A pro wrestler becomes an influential political figure. Dick Clark starts looking old. OK, I had to work him in somewhere, so I blew the cover.
Guys stop craving the boobage.
With those 10 things in mind, you can now begin serving as a watchdog for the end of the world. Too many people put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up. The dinosaurs come home from the store. Boy will they be pissed when they see the mess. Earth gets crushed when an enormous bosom crashes into the ocean, causing floods of the saltiest skim milk in history.