You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand. It's against the law to sing off key. While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled. State law mandates that all couples staying in rooms for one night must be kept in room with double beds, kept a minimum of two feet apart, and making love on the floor between the beds is strictly forbidden. It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
City Laws Charlotte Women must have their bodies covered by at least16 yards of cloth at all times. It is legal to shoot an indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon. It is illegal to get a fish drunk. Cleveland Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear. Marion You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.