The staff at Cat Country refer to each other by their CB handles. Peoples' houses are mobile but their cars aren't. The average resident knows all the stock car drivers' numbers by heart. Family reunions are sponsored by beer companies. Fast food is when you run over a possum on Wilkes-Barre Boulevard.
People think harass is two words.
Grandma prefers the racetrack to the Kirby Cener. The most expensive shoes in Wilkes-Barre have numbers on the heels. The best place to meet women is at the family reunion. When Cat Country plays Reba, people in The Heights are moved to tears. Half the staff at WARM radio have Yosemite Sam mudflaps on their pickups.