Not yet, this is for the Methodists. They walked on through beautiful vistas, unbelievable sunsets and sunrises moving like a kaleidoscope about them until at last they came to a beautiful park with a lake. In the center was an artesian fountain spouting plumes of white water and around the edges of the lake deer and fox, raccoon and bear, wolves and lambs all intermingled by the shore. Rising up from the water s edge was a rolling lawn leading up to the most magnificent mansion the UCC minister had ever seen. Why do I get this and the popes live in a trailer park.
Popes are a dime a dozen around here.
You are the first UCC minister we have ever had. So the UCC minister settled into heaven luxuriating in the house and enjoying a little fishing in the lake. But even in heaven, where all your needs are satisfied, there is the desire to go a little deeper into things. One day, the UCC minister called up and made an appointment with God. When the UCC minister saw God at last, face to face, God was exactly as the UCC minister had always imagined God to be.