Try meeting us at the usual time. I know I'll eventually be there. That can't last for too many more weeks, though, what with the change from daylight savings to standard time coming up. A superior Hare, the product of a late twentieth century experiment in selective breeding, Shrimp Pimp was marooned in a cheap saloon by Hashers who learned of his plot to lose them all on trail and replace them with a new race of drunkards. However, the crafty one paid off his bar tab and escaped, swearing vengeance on his jailors.
Revenge is a beverage best served cold.
Other than that, bring the usual equipment. I'd write more, but I need a big head start on Paramount's lawyers. If you need more information of questionable entertainment value, try starting with the sources listed below.