A three pound crab is pretty frightening. Food shouldn't match your furniture. Guys like girls with large breasts for their personality. If you don't like what's for dinner get a mouthful of water and spit it into the food. Your marriage is in trouble if the hubby throws a fit then urinates in the living room.
People stay fresh longer in aluminum foil.
Everyone keeps a hatchet in the kitchen. Never dress like a chicken around cannibals. Doctors use syringes as darts. Vibrators make good gardening tools. 17 mins - Eating a canned dog food sandwich, yum.