For every vengeance there is an equal and opposite revengeance. This is the one law of animated cartoon motion that also applies to the physical world at large. For that reason, we need the relief of watching it happen to a duck instead. Any alligator, when punched, will fly up in the air returning to the ground as a nice set of matched luggage or perhaps as a nifty pair of boots. Objects launched into the air need not follow parabolic trajectories.
Intelligence is inversely proportional to body size.
Drawings are real as long as you're not aware they're drawings. A 'toon's GI-tract will always expand linearly in proportion to the object being swallowed regardless of the object's size. A vehicle's speed is limited only by the size of the numbers written on the speedometer. Pretending one is stepping on brakes is as good as having them. Holes are moveable.