The arena needs a special stand for selling fried possum burgers. Folks cut wedding cakes with chainsaws. People cover their sofas with bedsheets. The Motel 6 has a honeymoon suite. Guys have collars and dogs don't.
People think the national sport is Monster Truck Pulling at the ol' arena.
You judge the length of a trip by how much Steg to bring. People go clothes shoppin' in the Goodwill box. When the car isn't runnin', people drive their 18-wheelers to the bowlin' alley. Guys have 50 keys hangin' from their belts. Women get propositioned at the VD clinic.