In honor of the various Political Conventions and the denizens thereof, we salute such American Institutions such as Taco Bell, Crayola Crayons, and the Hell's Angels. And remember, if it's not Schizotrichia, chances are it's not Schizotrichia. In Black Alien Disguise Suits. Besides this one.
Guns are relatively easy to get.
And we're getting just a wee bit tired of waiting for the Buckaroo Banzai sequel we were promised. The next version of Tomb Raider will finally address all the concerns and suggestions of the gaming community, and consist of a 4-hour FMV movie of Lara Croft's Breasts. Nothing quite beats the very upsetting feeling you get when you sit down on a toilet and discover that the previous user's aim was off just a tad. Unemployed folks about halfway into their Morning Beer Buzz. And you know Political Correctness has come too far when we're struggling to make sure all races and creeds are equally represented in the naming of Hurricanes and Tropical Storms.