Put the remote control between his toes. So men can remember them. I must be able to do better than that. So they can find their way back to the house. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
He wouldn't ask for directions. Top of page even more men bashing . . Whistle through his pecker. Because he heard the chicken was a slut. Because they won't stop to ask for directions.