Volume intensifies as commercials interrupt to suggest Viagra, happy skies, credit card fun, and a giant car salesman atop a building. The volume lowers as a money wizard advises that people will borrow and spend more if the FED reduces interest rates. Rates go down, stock goes up, and jobs go to China. Our president pushes tax relief for the prosperous to help the poor. The energy wizard wants to dig more holes and the environmental wizard wants to fill them up.
Greedy peasants thwart state political attempts to protect the oil cartel's monopoly pricing.
State legislators busy concocting reward for greedy peasants with income tax and other schemes to fatten the bureaucratic pot. Commercials interrupt the fuss with suggestions of finding a new word with Paxil, Prozac, and a new SUV that leaps over big boulders, fords rivers, and climbs walls like Spiderman. Tune in tonight to see the SUV disintegrate when mom backs into the garage door. Between the lines we heard that the boys in sheets decided to reduce oil output and increase energy prices. Global energizers join hands with friends in high places to make sure everyone is motivated to work harder and longer for less.