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Grunge look makes it tough to tell the living from the dead.
Nutrasweet or not, fat-free blood tastes like crap. After 45 years of Communist rule, it's impossible to find clean, uncontaminated Transylvanian soil for bottom of coffin. No bat is safe with Ozzy Osbourne around. No small task beating F. Lee Bailey to a warm body. Baboon heart transplants make everything tasted gummy.