The funny part was that, while I was in the car, I began reciting the alphabet backwards, hoping I could beat a field sobriety test, which I now realize I obviously wasn't going to take at this point. But don't fear, my story takes a turn for the better. The kid turns to me, and jokes, you should go, maybe you can pay off your fines. 3 elimination games each round, whoever does worst in each game, gets eliminated. Everyone in the crowd puts their name in the box, contestants are drawn at random.
First round goes by, nada.
It was the baby round, games were like chugging OJ from a baby bottle, and stuff like that. Second round goes by, nada. Hawaiian round, games like limbo, guarantee I wouldn't have won that one, tall white guys don't do well in limbo. Third round goes by, nada, but wait, not nada, the fourth guy in the round isn't there. He's actually a kid from my floor that took off early.