Marriage is an institution. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.
Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.
Marriage is not just having a wife but also worries inherited forever. I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then, it was too late. The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him. Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. Courtship - A man pursuing a woman until she catches him If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.