British people don't have sex. The French are on the other side of the Channel and part of mainland Europe. They are considerably more European than us, due largely to geographical and historical reasons. So we don't trust them. In garlic .
French people do sex all the time.
They love sex and are sexy . When not eating snails in garlic, they eat each other's genitals. They are never seen without their hands in each other's trousers and greet even their blood relatives with a garlic-laden snog and a playful squeeze of the buttocks. Recently these two nations have been embarking on the first acts of out and out war for more than a century. Well, the reason is simple.