The waiting room at the Pearly Gates is empty most afternoons, prompting St. Peter to close up the shop for a few hours to take in a movie. And here I thought it was some kind of animal adventure. I wish I was more busy. Analysts say this slow period may continue up to the New Year, but predict an increase in stress will lead to more strokes and coronaries, ending the afterlife lull. This is Robert Poltergiest.
Men really ARE from Mars.
Dirk Dekker analyzed the data. There's junk everywhere. There was a civilization there at one time, but it wasn't very civil. Dekker says the lander may be buried under tons of debris, particularly beer bottles, and will probably never be recovered. An organization was formed this week to fight the anti-male stereotyping of men.