Nuns never do fad diets. They eat healthy with a proper balance from each food group. They don t have to suck in their stomachs and hold it for an entire cocktail party, either. Martha Stewart is not a threat to these gals. I have never met a nun who was intimidated by someone who creates wallpaper from scratch using junk mail or makes their own teas bags.
Nuns have an attitude.
They see wrinkles as another one of God s blessings just like cellulite and saddlebags. A bad hair day doesn t send a nun unto a tizzy. And furthermore, it s got to be a cinch to live longer when your roots never show. Maybe unanswered prayers. It s a proven fact that stimulating the brain with continuous intellectual activity keeps neurons healthy and alive.