When dislodged, watch sadly from the side of the table. When a human is holding the newspaper, be sure to jump on the back of the paper. Humans love to jump. This will help their coordination skills. When using the litter box, kick as much out of the box as possible.
Humans love the feel of kitty litter between their toes.
Every now and then, hide in a place where the humans cannot find you. Do not come out for three to four hours under any circumstances. Once you do come out, the humans will cover you with love and kisses and you will probably get a treat. Whenever possible, get close to a human, especially their face, turn around, and present your butt to them. Humans love this, so do it often.