Otherwise, you're just going to have to sharpen those diving skills. The best lawyers money can buy are the ones Guybrush is going to need. They have helped out with Marley family legal disputes for years. Charge extortionate fees. Wear white wigs and use big words.
Pirates are mean.
Learning, however, is good. Miss Rivers isn't a big fan of swashbucklers and wants to see Guybrush learn how to behave like a proper gentleman. Hugo Big-haired Hugo is a licensed aromatherapist, operating from his stall 'Scents And Sensibilities'. Doesn't like to see customers messing with his products. Probably not the sort of person you'd talk to socially - if at all.