It's high time someone said what we've all been thinking. At lunch today, in the wilderness of the basement food court, I tried to saw my chicken burrito in half, but could not force the plastic knife through, one-handed, reading my book. Teeth can do it. And so I sing in praise of teeth.
Nothing is impossible.
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