When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the laundromat. This is a myth. Female cheerleaders are cute, sexy, fresh, and all-American. Male cheerleaders are scary.
Men wear sensible socks.
They wear standard white sweatsocks. Women wear strange socks. They are cut way below the ankles, have pictures of clouds on them, and have a big fuzzy ball on the back. Then, when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession wih toys.