Shouted West upon his hearing the results. That was the source of his legend. He loves Good 'n Plenty candy. It's all over the White House. A filled plate of the confection is in his office at all times.
Every room has a dish of the candy.
The White House blames the sweets for his recent sex scandal troubles. All were under the influence of the candy, unaware of its power over them. When confronted with both the aroma and the most powerful man in the world, the women's hormones flew throughout the room, bouncing off the walls, the ceiling, and the President. Aroused, Clinton helplessly succumbed to all the unleashed sexual electricity. Not even a President could retain control under such conditions.