OK, we'll call back later. If you have everything, gloat. When that gets boring, start your own line of perfumes. If you touch any key, our software will lock up. Call us and we'll blame it on Microsoft.
Nature has a way of compensating for weaknesses, which is why stupid people have big mouths.
One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead. Intelligence has much less practical application than you'd think. Used car salesmen are not in it for the money. They just like lying to strangers. When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, humanity is doomed.