All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door. Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together. Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route. If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill.