If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room 94. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet 95. If someone bothers you, you just don't talk to them and problem solved. Telephone company commercials don't make you cry 97. Not liking a person does not eliminate having great sex with them 98.
Girls play barbie.
You had GI Joe 99. You should be 18 years or older.