The country cheered recently when Clinton sent hundreds of cruise missiles into three foreign countries, destroying buildings and killing dozens of people. Let's enlarge the area under the desk in the Oral Office and install a comfortable sling she could hang in under the desk. Monica would be performing a valuable service, releasing the pressure of pent up presidential fluids. If Nixon, Reagan and Bush had gotten their dried out Willys moistened occasionally, perhaps a few million more people would be alive today in Viet Nam, Cambodia, Laos, Thailand, Grenada, Nicaragua, Chile, El Salvador, South Africa, Panama, Iraq, Iran, Kuwait and Lebanon. Impeachable Bill Conservatives harp on the fact that Clinton lied to cover up his affair and therefore want to impeach or politically embarrass him.
Politicians are people, people lie . . .
George Washington once sold a human being for a barrel of rum . . . Jefferson slept with his slave mistress in the White House, later selling one of his own children . . . There were still slaves in Washington, D.C., where he was president, and he never freed a single one . . . He also locked thousands of Americans in concentration camps because their grandparents came from Japan . Roosevelt had an affair with his secretary, while his wife had one with another woman, once again .