You've worn out your third pair of shoes this week. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. You chew other people's fingernails. You can type sixty words per minute with your feet. You can jump start your car without cables.
Instant coffee takes too long to make.
You channel surf faster without the remote. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. You short out motion detectors. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight. You answer the door before people knock.