That Isn't Check out this year's archive of Michael's monologues. You'll find football fans so loyal they'll even embezzle for their team, and Bobby Knight only chokes players in Indiana, he shoots people in Wisconsin. If you want to know how the nuclear plant is preventing a meltdown and who has the best Doppler Radar, you'll want to tune in for All The News That Isn't. Some counties are on Central Daylight Savings Time, some are on Eastern DST, some are on Central or Eastern Standard Time-some are on Michelob time.
Opponents see Daylight Savings Time as a plot to fluoridate the water under the cover of darkness.
This is like saying I come from Whad'ya Know, Wisconsin. Finally the respect you deserve on the road, particularly with the optional gun turrets. Close them at 10. Make them turn off their lights, too, and, while you're at it, do something about those toilets that dump on the overpasses when you're under them fishing. Charlie Feirrell, who, despite a leg wound and a wife, married a local TV anchor.