E.T. phoned home. When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there. Men always miss them. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
They both distrust men. Guilt gifts are nicer. One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby. Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.