Your work has not been in vain, though. And your spawn can carry on your stained and sorry legacy. If he can only claw his way to the White House, he can finish disarming America and pushing open every suburban door to the predators who prowl nearby. He can finish turning our schools into nihilist assembly lines where children are stripped of morality, individuality, and hope. He can carry forward your program of Big Brotherism, prying into every undusted corner of our homes and the most intimate details of our lives.
New technology offers exciting new opportunities to snoop, and whole new areas to tax and control.
With your help, the 21st century can be the dawn of tyranny's day. Al Gore can be the man to impose a bureaucratic health care system on us, the devil we must supplicate for our healing. Al Gore can finish feminizing the military and dispersing it around the world to ineffective and isolated outposts where purpose dwindles and ennui rules the day. Al Gore can advance the reach of product liability litigation so gun manufacturers are unconstitutionally harried out of existence. Al Gore may not be the architect of your Brave New America.