I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'. Woody Allen . We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. Robin Williams .
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
RD Laing . Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions. Woody Allen . An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex. Edgar Wallace .