Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. She's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word yousay, talk in your sleep.