Now, a year later, I am here, typing these words to you thinking that, despite my efforts, you're still part of me. And what was once indispensable has over time become irreplaceable. Yes I will. It will be a romance novel filled with velvet and bosoms, corsets and tingling. This is because it will be an historical romance novel.
Romance novels are all about the overwrought metaphor.
And I do love an overwrought metaphor. Because, as I might have mentioned, that's what romance novels are all about. I love romance novels. This is very, very embarrassing to admit. I still, deep in the pit of my little brain, identify as an English Major.