Rumour has it that germs were simply designed to get you to wash your hands after going to the lav, to keep soap manufacturers in business. Glass Container which shatters at the most inconvenient and unexpected moments. Glasses are known to have properties that cause them to throw themselves out of people's hands. Glasses are also specially designed not to bounce. Goat A horned beast, known to cross troll-infested bridges in packs of three.
Goats are unable to eat flowers, lest they explode.
The goats, I mean. It'd be pretty silly if flowers exploded. Then they couldn't have florists. They'd become explosists. Anywhere in the world, send a message to show you hate.