Administrative Fascist Puts user support policy in motd. Maintains queue of questions. Answers them when he gets a chance, often within two weeks of receipt of the proper form. Maniac Screams at users until they go away. Administrative Fascist Locks user's account until user can present documentation demonstrating their qualification to use the machine.
Recruits user to system administration team.
Process accounting management. Maniac Laughs fool head off at very mention of accounting. Crippled on System V boxes. Maniac Prefers BSD, but doesn't care as long as HIS processes run quickly. Balky printer daemons.