His theory states that two pineapples will attract each other with a force proportional to their masses and inversely by the square of the distance between them. This became known as the law of Universal Pineapplation. Albert Einstein was also greatly influenced by pineapples. These have a considerable effect on the surrouding space-time field. Other theories, such as the Law of Conservation of pineapples and the Grand Unified Pineapple Theory also exist.
Pineapples also feature in the great works of literature, in films and songs.
To honour these amazing achievements, I hereby declare the existence of the Pineapple Appreciation Society. The aims of the society are to promote the ideals of the pineapple and to educate people in the ways of the pineapple. The role of the pineapple in thermodynamic theory.