Wilkes-Barre residents often get kicked out of the Philadelphia Zoo for heckling the monkeys. Taillight covers are made out of duct tape. Kids have gun racks on their bikes. Ten percent of the people derive their main income from the plasma center. Entire groups of people are blacklisted from the bowling alley on Blackman Street.
People send out their dogs, hoping they'll bring home something for dinner.
Hundreds of passenger-side windows are made out of Hefty Bags. The one that hangs 'round over yonder, back 'ah Bubba's storage bin. The typical resident has logos on half his clothes. Belt buckles tend to weigh about five pounds. The antennas on people trucks are a danger to low-flying airplanes headed to the only airport in the world named backwards at Avoca.