The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home 5 times. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer. If it's up, Put it down.
Long hair is always more attractive than short hair.
One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. No, we do not know what day it is.