We at Comedyzine found Other Changes in The Educational System . All students are required to wear school uniforms in camouflage colors. Physical education class includes hand to hand combat and pistol duels at 20 paces. All teachers and students given autographed Charlton Heston picture. Chemistry final includes 'making your own napalm'.
Honor students get free burial.
Driver's Education course includes evading terroristic attack. Grading now on disarming a fellow student. School bully now responsible for beating the crap out of anyone caught with a firearm. Students that go on shooting spree held back a year. Gun monitor for every classroom.