It's a statistical fact that most women outlive their husbands. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Absolute power is kind of neat. The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. Knowledge is power. Corruption is a crime.