While the scientists discuss the object he takes matters into his own hands and chucks a lawn gnome at it. Don't ask me about the physics behind absorbing all the sunlight from a huge fusion reaction, I didn't write the darn script. Bill and Hank end up being two of the only people not bitten by the vampires, so they hatch a desperate plan to save the world. It works, the sun's light is set free, the end. The camera work is first rate and the special effects look clean, it's just the acting that gets you every time - even though Bill has some darn amusing lines.
Newspaper boys deliver their papers around noon.
Soccer team parties suck. Vampires need torches to see in the dark. Geode cross sections make handy monitors. Humans turned into space vampires have horrible faces, but the rest of their body is normal. Swiss Army knives are not exactly the best of weapons.