This is not a good thing, so please do not begin dancing and singing or start to wear skin-tight, black leather. Flies are terribly annoying, little creatures. I'm sure that they do serve some purpose in the whole circle of life, but personally, I would rather see them splattered on the window in my room.
Flies are complex life forms, in spite of their high level of irritability.
Just as flies are always buzzing around irritating is at the most inopportune times, a similar creature exists who also possesses the great power of irritation and complexity. History refers to this creature as man, but I prefer the term, guy. I will be fair in saying that all you testerone, iron-pumping machines are probably baffled and sometimes annoyed by those of us of the female gender, but this is my column. You have no power. I truly enjoy their company. . .