A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke. I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
Marriage is bliss.
Ignorance is bliss. Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Don't marry a tennis player.