A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together. Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. I hope life is not a joke, because if it is, I don't get it. There is no 'try'. Me, every darned day.