But you know it's hard month after month to come up with something to write for this newsletter, and I decided that sometimes we take ourselves a little too seriously around here. So sit back, relax, and enjoy. And besides, extensive scientific research has unequivocally proven that laughing is good for you. A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
The pistil of a flower is its only protection against insects. A kind of celery gone bloodshot. I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight. Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. It has been so dry this week, the trees are whistling for the dogs.