We are Riot Chicks. Hear us chrip. And we can do it in red lipstick, gold bustiers, lycra biking shorts or full dominatrix gear. Or, of course, a nice suit. And be no less feminine for it.
Membership is open to anyone willing to start the argument with a wink.
Among our founding mothers we have a Meldrick Maniac, Kellergirl, Munchkin and Bayliss Babe. Our soundtrack features Bessie Smith to Barbra to Blondie and everything in between. We have no specific agenda outside world domination. The revolution will be televised, and there will be dancing. Seminars for Riot Chicks and the men who worship them will be scheduled.