Send the mutant who lives in your pencil to take care of them and continue. Wait a second while I put the letters back on the keyboard. Aaaaah, yhe ever-skepyical Average Reader needs proof of hallucinayort enjotmeny. Case in poiny. I would like for the leyyers on my ketboard yo fall off, and yhen fall inyo some ywisyed dtslexic-esque ramble.
Problem is, yhis is yoo hard.
Ley's gey yhose lasy ywo swiyched. When people aren't looking, I like to turn invisible. Of course, when you are invisible, you can see the other invisible things. Lots of car keys, pens, change and single socks. The trains are the worst.