Friends have caught on to the joke and added to the collection. By now Maxine has pretty well taken over my house and my life. Whenever I need a day brightener I thumb through Maxine cartoon books that illustrate her approach to daily living. The fat seems to hang lower every day. If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek.
Nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.
If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on my cat. I believe that no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else. A gentle word turns aside anger. So swear gently. If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.