Em All Bored in the U.S.A. Yo, turn down the Limp Bizkit and check your damn calendar. Time to prepare for the savior. A savior who will clean up all the tired, superficial bullshit that has soiled pop music so abysmally. Yes, we are currently buried in a sonic dung pile so large and so deep that intelligent, respectable folks are praising rancid buckets of empty hype like Kid Rock. But don't sweat it.
Music goes in cycles.
The same type of stagnant idiocy was going on exactly 10 years ago. And then, from out of the gray rainforests of the Pacific Northwest, came this depressed, skinny blond kid who made it better for us. He came once. He shall come again. There's reason to believe that our next savior will be here soon.