Junkyards around the country come to Wilkes-Barre yard sales for spare parts. People drive all the way to Hazleton to save money on a carton of cigarettes. The pink flamingo in the front yard has buckshot holes in it. The arena needs a special stand for selling fried possum burgers. Folks cut wedding cakes with chainsaws.
People cover their sofas with bedsheets.
The Motel 6 has a honeymoon suite. Guys have collars and dogs don't. People think the national sport is Monster Truck Pulling at the ol' arena. You judge the length of a trip by how much Steg to bring. People go clothes shoppin' in the Goodwill box.