Golf attire . My grandmother has better curtains than most golfer's pants Polyester maybe flame retardant, but it certainly is not nerd retardant. Like football, baseball, soccer, and hockey, golf needs an attire all of its own, not like something stolen from a county nursing home. No one out of puberty plays against themselves. Sport is made for one reason - to kill your opponent.
Golf prides itself on being a game for gentlemen, but in actuality it is a game for liars.
The crown of victory laurels of any sport is the sheer rush of humiliating the opponent, not in bragging about your handicap. Golf terminology . Bogies, birdies, strokes and handicaps. Maybe golf could attract more devotees if it would use terminology that made a difference. Golf cart potential.