But when we're alone we all do the same stupid shit. With the cold winter months approaching quickly, lonely desperate males everywhere are scrambling for something to keep them warm and amused for the winter. For those of us who cannot find girlfriends, take solace in the fact that there are alternatives. Most of these suggestions require cable TV but if you're lonely and desperate, you probably already have cable anyway.
Nothing has cheaper thills like a nice Austrialian-German soft core porn film.
And Cinemax late at night tends to have a bounty of them. And I don't think it's funny. And of course Rhonda. Try to avoid Saturday nights when Gilbert is hosting. Read a book or clean your bathroom or something.