This, in some sort of random fashion leads me to my next very unromantic topic ruining holidays and lives, monogamy. Monogamy, I'm sure, was invented by a scorned clergyman who was cheated on by the free spirited love of his life. Soon, churches quickly jumped on the mono-bandwagon and enforced this rule because they knew they could make a lot of money from it. Churches receive lots of money from the monogamy fund. Anytime two people get married they pay the church.
Money goes to the rental of the church, the minister, pre-marriage counseling and much, much more.
Due to the binds between governments and churches, governments caught on to this sham and found ways to profit from the misery it caused. Governments made it possible for people to receive divorces based on the grounds of cheating. Again, let's look at who benefits from divorces. Churches, which claim our divorce rate is too high and our society will crumble due to the immoral act of divorce, make money from divorce. Once again, counseling is suggested.