Women wear strange socks. Socks that are cut way below the ankles, that have pictures of clouds on them, that have a big fuzzy ball on the back. A man has six items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
Men talk about the bachelor party.
If Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle get together for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators. Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people.