Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above-average drivers. The kind of fortune that never misses. When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way. Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Blessed are they who go Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as Wheels. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word by word what you shouldn't have said.