Okay, so I'm a college graduate who has to start looking for a job. I don't have a driver's license, and my days consist mostly of sitting in my bedroom, reading and playing video games and feeling like a total loser. I'm going to attempt a meat loaf tomorrow.
Mom uses oats.
I beat the Chrysler Building on Parasite Eve . I listened to the first three cassettes of Stephen King's The Drawing of the Three while I played and cooked, and I realized, sitting alone at the kitchen table with my lunch, that I'm going to be lonely and depressed during all my meals if I don't get a boyfriend or some other friends I can dine with on a regular basis. An audio book makes a fine cooking companion, but isn't much for dining companionship.