Then there was an ad in the paper showing a woman on vacation, sitting near the azure sea, eating a plate of shrimp. It implied that the waiter who served that shrimp had just walked out of a filthy bathroom dripping with hepatitis. About Town Chip Muldoon tells me the local news where he now lives, in L.A., is terrifying. They're running a series about the most dangerous places to be in your car. Every newscast has special reports on how to protect yourself from skin cancer and prevent age lines.
Most people are actually more concerned with age lines.
They feel it's bad to die, but it's worse to get wrinkles. So you can't go outside. And you can't stay inside. And you can't go on vacation, because even if the help washes their hands, something terrible can still happen to you. And now you're here.