Alas, Twinkie death is sure to follow. Spam researchers are contacting the Hair Club for Men to solicit volunteers. The first sign of growth has appeared. The Spam is starting to do its job. Check back often to find out.
Nothing appears to be rotting.
Even the Jello Jigglers are retaining their bouyancy. Fortunately, closer inspection reveals a slight change in some of the subjects, although the pattern of change is suspicious. For example, all subjects exhibit some moisture loss except the Twinkie. All subjects show slight shrinkage except the Twinkie . In our previous experiment we hypothesized that the Spam shielded its companion subjects from rapid decay by drawing the harmful elements to it.