I made a joke at one point about him being the Serious Artist that was jammed in the middle of the show to lend credibility and give the stupid people an opportunity to buy beer, and that's really what the Mobester was this time around. He was decently represented in the t-shirt department. I think the only outfits that I saw more shirts for were Bloodhound Gang and 311. Two people told me to my face that Moby sucked. Just felt like sharing.
Men are like helmets.
They're good for protection, but they look stupid.