If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Never leave hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else. If written correctly, legalese is perfectly incomprehensible. If in favor of losing your rights, do nothing.
Positive expectation yields negative results.
Never, ever, fly on the airline of the country from which you are departing. If you were open-minded would your brains fall out. I will fail. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.