Women are from earth. Deal with it. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
The real reason you can't take it with you is that it goes before you do. Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it. Always drink upstream from the herd. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.