A woman is lying in the road after being run over. The driver of the car that knocked her down comes to her aid. Concerned, the driver leans over the woman in order to test her eyesight. Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table. Everything inside them is color coded.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable. I didn't mean to offend. A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge. He took her to his lavish apartment, where he soon discovered she was actually well groomed and apparently very intelligent. Hoping to get intimate with her, he began showing her his collection of expensive paintings, first editions by famous authors, and offered her a glass of wine.