Prices are non-negotiable and subject to change at the drop of a hat.
We do offer a payment plan, but you must send us your firstborn as collateral, and even then we reserve the right to change the price without notice. We don't offer printed catalogs, sample RealHamsters or sample hamster body parts or cybernetics. If you have a question really worth answering, send us your full name and address, your Visa or Mastercard number and expiry date and the questions you wish to have answered. Try not to make it too human-readable either, as they tend to be untrustworthy creatures.