Oh God, stop. You re hurting me . We were both astonished . I feel like I should live up to it. Nothing much more to say.
Life is hell.
I wish I was dead. And none of you bastards care. If you really want a taste of everything I have to offer without ripping me off, then try joining my mailing list . Although my rafts of admirers would no doubt have pitched in had I asked them to. For a list of rilly kewl links, click here .