Horses keep walkin' when they take a shit. I don't eat horse, neither. Well, I wouldn't go so far to call a horse stupid. But they definitely ignorant. Besides, a horse got personality.
Personality goes a long way.
Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' cow. It'd have to be 10 times more charmin' than that Elsie on them Borden commercials. . . Send your comments to Coffee Shop Times contributor Eugene James .