Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the laundry. This is a myth perpetuated by re-runs of Levi s ads. If Mary, Suzanne, Jane and Alice get together for lunch, they will call each other Mary, Suzanne, Jane and Alice. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. Men are vain, they will always check themselves out in a mirror.
Men see the telephone as a communication tool.
They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will phone the same friend and they will talk for three hours. Men consider this to be a sign of weakness. Men will never stop and ask for directions. The last man who admitted he was wrong was General Custer.