A guy goes to a psychiatrist. Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. It's driving me crazy. You're two tents. A man goes to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.
Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive.
It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome. So I pulled into a Shell station. They said I'd blown a seal. While they were doing that I went across the street to the Oyster Bar - real dive.