Not to mention sexual harrassment charges. We recommend pepporoni and sausage. Quit this indecisiveness, and make a change by the end of the month. Overly provocative behavior at a school bash could backfire on the 23rd. And keep all clothes on.
Loose lips scare off a potential new friend mid-month.
Especially if it involved Brandy. Judgemental Mars tests all friendships. Near the 29th, private information about you becomes public. On the 24th, watch every word you utter in public, or in private. In other words, watch every word.