You name it -they'll bitch about it. The best way to handle the Complainer is to pawn them off to one of the newer servers that doesn't know any better. Then get a new server, throw them a couple of bucks and get them to wait the table. It's worth the money, believe me. Well, society sees the customer as the one who is always right, but there's enough saliva in a kitchen to even the score.
Girls are like cars.
It's really more to show your friends that you're no longer just walking, but that you have something TO drive. These are really efficient, and usually pretty reliable. Also, they have a look that's different from American cars, and they're fun to drive because they make funny noises when you put them in reverse. Only rich guys can afford these because they have to pour a lot of money into maintenance. They go fast and look great though, and it's fun to go out with them because it makes you look really cool.