This is a page of weird and probably not useful bits of things I've found in life, on the net and invented myself.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring. Course you do. But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me, And makes ev'ry Sunday a treat for me. On a spring afternoon, When we're poisoning pigeons in the park. Ev'ry Sunday you'll see My sweetheart and me, As we poison the pigeons in the park.