People borrow money from Franklin First to finance their tattoos. It ain't hard to find someone who's got the complete set of Dukes of Hazard videos. Ditto for Hee Haw videos. The judge has to explain that even though you're now divorced, she's still your sister. Gear shifts are often made out of vise grips.
People move their lips when they read stop signs.
Family trees don't fork. Hot 97 thinks they're really Hot. No bedroom is complete without a wall-length gun rack. The Citizens' Voice calls the styrofoam cooler one of the great inventions of mankind. It's OK to wear a camoflauge jacket to a wedding reception at Denny's, and it's OK to give tupperware ice tea glasses as a wedding present.