Maybe it's Jerusalem. Maybe it's London. I'm talking about your pancreas, eyes, liver, heart, etc. I hear there's good money in that. Well, I might be able to find someone who'd want to buy that, but I'm not sure where.
Penises are a dime a dozen, but a good working heart is much more difficult to find.
I don't have any money. That's why I want to sell your organs. Maybe you could just sell them for me and wire me the money post mortem. For obvious reasons, I don't want pictures of myself, a freelance organ thief, plastered on the internet. Interpol might do something nasty to me.