Treat the Bride like a new car, go easy for the first 500. Expected development of Warm front, with extreme turbulence and moisture in lower regions. Good possibility of six inches overnight.
Love is a thousand miles long but comes in six inch instalments.
Easy on the throttle, steady on the gears, roll her over gently and She'll last for many years. If you don't want the Stork to come, Shoot in the air. Hope you honeymoon is like a train ride through the Khyber Pass, One long hard route. Dont keep him in the dog house too often or he might give his bone to the woman next door. Please remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but its a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.