Men either get married to a good wife, or become philosophers. Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. If you had a curse on you, open a box of toothpicks and they will fly up and stick in your face. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.