True lies have more creativity. They have an air of class and intelligence about them. In fact, I take it all back. You are not a Liar. I respect a good liar.
Good liars are interesting.
You are not interesting and you have a small dick. In fact, you have a dick that would make an earthworm turn away in disgust at the prospect, keeping in mind that earthworms have the option of self-fertilization to choose, which is in fact, dickless reproduction.