The doctor urges that the TV remote be hidden. You are invited by friends to a bottled water tasting. You find, as you surf through ebay, that your wife is in the process of auctioning off your golf clubs. Men are like newborn babies. They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.
Men are like coffee.
The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night. Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory. Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.