I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. I intend to live forever - so far so good. The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
There are three types of people in the world. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.