I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. The Pro Wrestlers of religion. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Atheism is a nonprophet organization. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.