They're still women, though. They just can't be as bad as this. A celibate lesbian. And so the conversion took place. Though I wasn't feeling as disgruntled at the time with males, in the spirit of camaraderie I went ahead and converted as well.
People think women just go to the bathroom together.
Since we were each other's bitches, it only seemed right that we practice celibate lesbiandom together. My boyfriend didn't mind. He'd have been okay if I weren't celibate about my new status. What a guy. So long as I didn't get carried away with the celibacy thing, we'd be fine.