The Useless Digest A Free Weekly dose of Facts, Quotes, History and more - direct to your inbox. By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have to before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing. Did you ever notice that when a politician gets and idea he usually gets it all wrong.
Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.
I am so unlucky that I run into accidents that started out to happen to someone else. Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.