He is the leader of our country. He is our president. As of today, new comedy guidelines are in effect. I'm not a big religion fan, so the intricacies of each seem really tedious. The constants are important.
Most religions have virgin birth myths, hero quests, and teach charity and humility.
I read a couple Joseph Campbell books when I was in Alaska, his interpertations made sense to me as a child raised without a god. MetaFilter posted an interview with a former Taliban soldier, it's worth the read. Nobody likes the Taliban, not even people in it. What's more, they seem to be a tool of bin Laden, not the other way around. Regard the human intellect as a natural resource as abundant as silicon or sunlight, and you can write the story of civilization in terms of the uses to which it has been put.