Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake. Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. Clean my kitchen. Next time you get a lawyer a drink, give him just-ice.
Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.
Sunglasses for sailors had better be seeworthy. God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier. Operator, trace this call and tell me where I am. Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.