I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. Virtue was never as respectable as money. You can't depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus. There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. All our acts, reasoned and unreasoned, are selfish. I find that the further I go back, the better things, whether they happened or not. The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views.