As you recall, we were discussing a new phenomenon, Fear of Food, yesterday. People are being terrorized by breakfast, lunch and dinner. Food is poison. Food is filth.
Food is full of salmonella furiously searching for a place to spawn.
Food will hurt you, maim you, kill you, and, worst of all, make you fat. I personally have switched to a diet comprised entirely of unfertilized and unsprayed grasses grown in my backyard. Recently we saw pictures of sheep in Vermont being seized on suspicion that they carry a variant of Mad Cow Disease. The nation is jittery. Foot and Mouth Disease could arrive from England aboard someone's shoe.