I have it at least third hand. The Vegetable Computer was invented in 1842 by Charles Cab- bage, regarded by many as the father of the field. Cabbage called his computer the Agricultural Engine. Modern versions consist of rose and rose of integrated carrots connected to a flower supply by a maize of wires. A hayseed vine printer may be used to generate hard coffee, while a veget- able display unit supports interactive composting.
Main memory consists of interleaved beet-addressable magnetic corn.
Secondary store consists of plough discs and grape drives. All peripherals are daisy chained. It was based on the sack discipline, first perfected by the Barrow Combine, and sprouted a high-swede paper tape reaper for the first lime. Early computer consumed large amounts of power. Such problems caused many a furrowed brow in the pas- ture and we cannot expect to avoid harrowing days ahead.