Hurdling was invented by drug dealers. If you are married to a vice cop then don't have an affair with a drug pusher. Disarming nuclear bombs is bad for your blood pressure. People with class only drink Chevas Regal. Chinese takeout does not foster happy relationships.
Penises sound like foghorns.
Weird Al Yankovic's older brother is a cop. Even with my hands tied I could put up a better fight than Charles. If you kiss the woman with any more, uh passion, you will probably cover her nose and suffocation will begin. I'm not about to spend the rest of my life on the white man's installment plan. The sound a killer penis makes.