It's as if I hope to mock the page into submission with ideas, so that I may begin to write. As I take my notes and start to write, I begin to have delusions of grandeur. Right before my eyes the essay suddenly becomes the Great American Essay. If all the great essays of the world were combined, it still would not compare to my essay. It's the pinnacle of man's achievements.
Nothing is greater.
I wish that all of humanity may read my essay. Who knows, it my stop wars, famines and other disasters. Everybody will want to read it. Soon words flow from my pen like the mighty Amazon into the Atlantic Ocean. I begin to wonder if it will ever end.