Being health conscious, I'm quitting golf and taking up football. Jumbo Ozaki, who contends in major championships as often as Doug Ford these days, is still No. 8 in something called the Official World Golf Ranking. No Isaac Newton diagram is more difficult to understand. No Robin Williams stand-up act is funnier. While on the subject, someone named Carlos Franco is 57th and someone going by Frankie Minoza is 66th on this thing called the Official World Golf Ranking.
Golf is perhaps the most uncertain game in the uncertain paces of life.
In fact, the only thing certain about anything is that when a young woman hooks up with a much older man, that much older man doesn't count his money with an abacus. They wanted to know why he has hit hard times. You want turbulence, slide into Mark McCumber's spikes. A neurological disorder has weakened the energy and muscle control of the upbeat McCumber. His career, maybe more, is in jeopardy.