When she knocked him out cold with her purse. She said not a word But grabbed the big turd And beat his ass red with a plank. An old man with a bushy gray beard Stood his ground when a teen gang appeared. Savage threats turned to pleading As they lay bruised and bleeding, And the neighbors all smiled as they cheered. When alone, you're your own guardian shepherd.
Human thugs are more common than leopards.
So be cautious, alert, With spray ready to squirt, Because those who assault should be peppered. Co-starring Anita Hill. Written by Betty Ann Cassano, October 20, 1991. Lots of questions and very few answers. It looked like a certain rout.