Instead he just crashed it into some trees and ran away crying. The midgets didn't come out to celebrate like all the people though, they just stayed in their underground burrows or in the trees or wherever those fuckers live. They probably have nuts and berries to collect or something, I don't know. Much too important for human activities I guess. They'll never be granted their own state if they don't perform midget-pranks and stunts for us.
Midgets never learn.
My town is in the middle of what they are calling their reform period. In it, they are trying to crack down on all that is bringing the community harm. Which I think is bullshit. Within a week they will probably have some no-robot law, thanks to the new mayor they just voted in. This new mayor is a whack job.