Behind every successful man stands a bunch of amazed co-workers. Don't jump on a man unless he's down. Every man has a sane spot somewhere. Fun is fun but no girl wants to laugh all of the time. Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes.
Golf is men in ugly pants walking.
I married beneath me - all women do. If it ain't broke, just let your husband tinker with it. Man may often be funniest when he least means to be. Maternity is a matter of fact, paternity is a matter of opinion. Men should come with instruction booklets.