You'll learn a lot today. You worry too much about your job. You are not paid enough to worry. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it. If you don't care where you are, then you aren't lost. Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then give it back to them. Duct tape is like the Force.