Crying is blackmail. Ask for what you want. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range.
Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. Check your oil. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.