I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book. I don t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member. If men could menstruate . . . Sanitary supplies would be federally funded and free.
Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour.