Kris Schneider is a nerd. Let me tell you a few things about nerds. Nerds lack social grace, diplomacy, and tact. Nerds commune better with machines than with people. Nerds don't care if there English be good.
Nerds laugh at people just for being newbies.
Nerds are not interested in making you happy. But before you get the wrong idea, I should point out that nerds have bad qualities as well. Kris told me that Nerdnetwork featured listings for over 200 laptop manufacturers, but I didn't find any. I should point out, sort of as a disclaimer, that Technocopia is linked to from Kris's site. 2001 Technocopia Inc. Do not reproduce without written permission.