When the Subgenius faithful arrived, the cops were no longer too busy to show up. And you thought we were kidding when we said the masses are asses. Today, all it takes is a terrified phone call to a talk radio show. We've come a long way, baby. Keep it up guys, the more you try to shut us down, the more money we make.
Publicity is priceless.
Especially the panic driven variety. So eat your maggot infested heart out, Orson Wells. We would also appreciate some sort of memento for our museum. Say, a head or a hand. Joe, if you're reading this, you can make it a lot easier on yourself by turning yourself in.