No matter how poor you are, you never wear the same clothes more than once. Women always wake up in full make-up, and rarely have their hair mussed. You own only one pair of jeans, which are dark blue with a crease. You wear these once a year with a plaid flannel shirt at the annual 4th of July or company picnic. You know you're living in a soap opera when . . .
Most people have a psychic ability to some extent.
No one holds it against you that you're an ex-con.