Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. Men are either born with consciences, or marry them. Men are just like computers, and a smart woman keeps a backup. Men are like teeth. You ignore them - you lose them.
Men are the reason that women hate one another.
Men bond by giving criticism, women bond by giving support. Men do come with instructions, they're just written in pig latin. Men do not roar. Women roar, and they hurl heavy objects. Pre-Middle aged Syndrome.