If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. If at first you DO succeed, try to hide your astonishment. The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations. Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life.
Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life. The purpose of a funeral service is to comfort the living. It is important at a funeral to display excessive grief.