Bon appetite sexuel. Never, ever have sex with a feminist. There is no safe sex with a feminist. She may have been reading Catherine MacKinnon, and believe all sex is rape. Worse, she may have been meditating on Lorena Bobbitt.
Feminists are always uncomfortable.
When frolicking in the Garden of Earthly Delight, if the love bud blooms and withers before you blossom, then it's time to pick your posies in a different patch. That, or get plastic flowers. Remember, too, that weeds usually have smaller florets. This is college, a time to experiment, not to get married. When your twinkie turns blue and falls off, don't blame anyone else, and don't expect them to pay for it.