I've never liked bugs.
Grasshoppers are gruesome, and wasps are menacing.
Even butterflies seem to flaunt their grace by fluttering in your face. Recently, however, I've realized that one insect cowers below the others as the most scheming of the six-legged world. I've discovered that I hate crickets. These bugs are way too happy for their own good. Not only black, smaller versions of the grasshopper, crickets are masters of hide and seek.