George Washington was the only President to never reside there. Every day, about 6,000 people visit our President's home. It takes 570 gallons of white paint to cover the exterior. It has 132 rooms and 32 bathrooms. It is amazing that Monica found her way around so easily.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.