Divorce without payment of alimony or child support. This causes depressed emotional states in hypochondriacs upon realization they will never receive legitimate medical treatment for their illness. Extended periods of this depressed emotional state sometimes result in spontaneous combustion of the sufferer - another phenomenon medical doctors and mental health professionals decline to acknowledge or study. In the world of industrial psychology, all human beings fit into precisely defined categories of personality and behavior. This procedure, originally thought to modify behavior and decrease impulsivity is now used to prepare candidates for service as U.S. Marine Corps and U.S. Army commissioned officers.
Marriage is the number one cause of stress and stress related deaths and adultery.
The theory postulates that men are not responsible for their own behavior during this period due to the overwhelming mental stress of growing old. Many men experience heart attacks during this period, brought on by vigorous sexual activity with younger women or the side effects of excessive Viagara use. The period generally associated with menopause, normally in a female s late forties, during which the female evolves beyond bitch to become a true incarnation of the devil. This condition is driven by hormonal changes and psychological crisis over the loss of ability to bear children. A debilitating mental condition triggered unexpectedly by excessive stress from marriage, trauma from the sudden loss of self-esteem, or realization that one is no longer in control of the situation.