The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. Yeah, well, your best better get a helluva lot fuckin' better, or you're gonna feel a helluva fuckin' lot worse. It's not coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Pride only hurts, it never helps.
We'd have to be talkin' 'bout one motherfuckin' charmin' pig. It'd have to be ten times charming than that Arnold on Green Acres. I ain't your friend, palooka. I'll take the Pepsi Challenge against that Amsterdam shit any ol' day of the fuckin' week. AK-47, When you absolutely, positively, gotta kill every motherfucker in the room.