Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced. Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.