Mice are good for several stress relieving techniques, and we will cover two examples. Grasp the mouse firmly at the end of the cord and swing it wildly over your head in an exaggerated circular motion . It is important at this point to either invite the sportsman buddy, or creatively lie as to what you are going to use said skeet thrower for. Wrap the cord around the mouse tightly and send it on the trajectory of your choice. If you invited your buddy to assist, we suggest trying to actually blow the sucker out of the air with several well placed shotgun blasts.
Keyboards can be very stressful, as they are the most common interactive tool used with a computer.
There are two interesting things you can do with keyboards, one of which involves a bit of sleight of hand on your part. Secure the offending keyboard in a good vice, and with a vigorous back and forth motion, apply a belt sander to the key area. After removing any hint of a symbol on the face of the keyboard, dust it off and switch it with anyone you can think of that seems overly confidant with computers. It may be a good idea to do this when they are not home. This also calls for securing the keyboard in a vice as in the previous technique.