One month we honored Dan Lundy, Object Evangelist for DTA, Inc . Dan has given us these fine gems to brighten our days. This code space reserved for the handicapped. Home - so might the last Cab. Patience is the most needed virtue in any programmer.
Frustration is the most likely virtue of any programmer.
A REAL C programmer can cut C code in any langauge I hate when they fix a bug that I use The development staff takes entirely too long at lunch. It'll work if I just throw some more debug-outputs in. Well, maybe it will work tommorrow. Bring on the coffee. It must be a completely working demo with all the features and without bugs.