You will also have seen it before, and perhaps chuckled slightly, or maybe the corner of your mouth crinkled up. However this time it's not at all funny. We present an ironic look at some of the least-loved articles of memetic humour ever to grace your mailbox. K Payroll Letter Inevitable Jill Dando-related Witticisms Crap Jokes vol. If you're still chuckling, looky here .
Pubic hair is no substitute for wit.
And how right he was. Throughout human history, the sharpest and wittiest people who ever lived have used their talents almost exclusively to rip the piss out of other people. Meanwhile, those unable to think of something witty and sarcastic to say for themselves, merely repeat what others have said. And I'm no exception. So herewith some of my favourite curmudgeonly quips and verbal GBH through the ages.