Fast seek time, less that 6ms, with instant random foodstuff access. Open arcitecture operating system includes true multitasking with full drag and drop capabilites, along with programmable plug-ins for the gormet. Slick graphical user interface with 3 button programable, cordless, heat-resistent handle. Burgers are irrelevant. Spatulus sports a red laser on its handle and contains in its memory all the recipes of the United Federation of Planets.
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