Happy people don't make history. He is so old that he doesn't have to learn history. Oldest program ever. A bunch of lies written by the victors. History and reality are both what you make of them.
History books get it right on the second edit.
History in the making is always censored. History is a continuing series of current events. History is a lame excuse for the stupid things men do. History is a one way road with all exits closed. History is everything that happens apart from weather.