They crowd about, managing to get in the way of everything the chapter really wants to do, but in fact can't be used for anything because they're sacred. They're also very hard to move. The treasurer makes sure we don't desecrate the cash cows in a vengeful rampage. It helps when he or she is vice president of Student Senate. This position offers the best opportunity for wearing funny historical period costumes.
Historians are responsible for reminding everybody that STDs have memories, too.
Our faculty advisor is the illustrious Professor Julia Suarez .