Eyes freeze shut when you step outside. 15 degrees below zero You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects. Miami residents cease to exist. 20 degrees below zero Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you.
Politicians actually do something about the homeless.
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start. 25 degrees below zero Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going. 30 degrees below zero You plan a two week hot bath.