If you're under 18, Get lost. Today's Joke everal readers also have their eyes glued to the television news as I head from around the world that a cell of four terrorists have been operating near Detroit, Michigan.
Police say three of the four have been captured.
The Detroit Metro Police Commissioner says the terrorists Bin Thievin, Bin Drinkin, and Bin Fightin have been arrested and are being held without bail until the Immigration Department figures out what to do with them. The Detroit public is advised to stay calm as absolutely NO ONE fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, is anywhere near the area. Police are quite confident anyone who looks like Workin will be easy to spot in Detroit. Give us your email address. We'll give you jokes.