Fat people can drink a lot.
I'm not basing this argument on simple logic, or even the cruel stereotypes surrounding those drunken porkchops wearing mu-mu's at the Orchid Bowl. The game asks you to pick a gender and weight, and then lets you go to town on a full virtual-bar. You control how fast you drink, and the game shows you how your blood alcohol content changes. Naturally, I chose to take some heifers out for a few drinks. Thanks for a great night, Sheriff Thomas.