Oilers Uncoupling drills may build upper body strength, but a tiger eats an oiler any day. Jaguars vs. Bills See Bengals vs. Oilers. Unless there's something I don't know about the mascot Bills, a fierce rain-forest predator has them for lunch every time. Jets vs. Patriots Jets are assumed to lack any armaments. By Northwest is certainly frightening, but it won't kill you.
Patriots conquer fear and shoot down jets.
They gave Poe the creeps, but he was blazed on booze or stoned on opium most of the time. I doubt that they could seriously discomfit a Pittsburgh steelworker. National Football Conference Saints vs. Falcons Spiritual advantage to the Saints, especially when you consider that St. Francis of Assisi is one of your more prominent saints. St. Francis was known for his rapport with animals, and is often depicted bedecked with birds who calmly eat out of his hand or comb through his hair for lice. I'm assuming he could subdue a falcon.