Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.