I loved the way you illustrated by telling those kids to sit down and shut up. Priorities A woman bought a parrot to keep her company but returned it the next day. Parrots love mirrors. They see their reflection and start a conversation. The woman bought a mirror and left.
Parrots love ladders.
A happy parrot is a talkative parrot. The woman bought a ladder and left. But the next day, she was back. Well, that's the problem. Once he starts swinging, he'll talk up a storm.