Al Gore Sucks. The Funny Looking Net People Gallery would like to invite you, attractive Joke E-Mail reader, to visit its free gallery of strange and scary pictures of people on the internet. So you don't know how fast you were going. Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Every dog has it's day.
Good dogs have two.
Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkeypoop. It's tougher if you're stupid. A. A condescending con descending. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.