But since that seems a bit unlikely, my more practical wish is for everyone I know to stop wearing perfume. It's powerful stuff, you know - a tiny amount goes a long way. And that sucks. So please, if you must use cologne or perfume, do so sparingly. You never know who you'll be saving from a migraine.
Most people do.
Maybe if I had one of my own I wouldn't feel that way about it. But I doubt it. I mean anyone who attempts to coerce others into subscribing to their own notions of how to live, think, or act. Most people's tempers become shorter when they get behind the wheel of a car, and I'm no different. Don't print or copy a document unless you really need to.