In the picture on the left, we can see coins, keys, and a key chain. The picture is misleading in that only small light objects appear. Daily, he empties the top of my wife's dresser onto the floor and the contents of a medicine cabinet into the sink. On good day, he can throw something as far as the potty. Another strange affliction is an an interest in zippers of any kind.
Many inexpensive pocketbooks have zippers.
Somehow, the bird that never leaves the house benefits from the largess of makeup sales ladies at large department stores. If one is wearing a sweater or sweatshirt with a zipper when entering the bedroom, one ends up wearing a bird, as well. Of course I have the same problem when putting on my watch.