It's okay to work in your underwear in your partially remodeled basement as long as everyone assumes you're wearing a suit in a high-rise on Success Avenue. It's NOT okay to broadcast your slovenly habits to the world at large via ill-formatted email, poor spelling, sloppy grammar and inept punctuation. If every second line of your email breaks after the first word, we're done. As Excess There is. It's a hotdog, not the second coming.
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The internet is still real life. Cyber doesn't mean fantasy. WWW doesn't stand for Whatever We Want. Set up an honest business, cook a decent hotdog, pay for advertising and don't quit your day job just yet. Get rich slowly.