This is Lisa when she was lactating. If I could get that much joy to see myself every single day like that, I don't care what you all think. Okay, but I'm just saying they don't look real, they're too round. They're not real. I don't look real.
False eyelashes are so much better than the real ones.
There's so much to be said for real women though. Yeah, but there's even more to be said for the fake ones. I had a ton of dates. Dating isn't all that it's supposed to be. I hate it.