This recent discovery has sparked considerable amusement at the Court of Grinnell. Even promoting her Head Minstrel to the honorable position of Chief Eunuch did not bring a Smile to her most Majestic face. Her most Gloomy Majesty, Their Majesties happily present you, Jhonen Vasquez, the Honorable title of Court Master of Gloomy Angstful Dark Sinister and Downright Silly Goth Poetry.
Pikes are the weapon of choice for Ten out of Nine modern medieval military units.
They serve manifold purposes, and stay crisp and crunchy in milk. Pikes can protect you from taxes, pikes can feed a small family for two weeks, pikes come in handy when you run out of dental floss. Their Majesties eagerly await a sign of your Devotion to the most Glorious Crown. Issued this Seventeenth day of April, in this Year of Our Flying Squirrel one thousand Nine hundred and Ninety-eight.