You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it. This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket. That's the price you pay for letting him stay over. A man's best friend is his dog. That's assuming you want a friend who messes on your carpet and drools on your newspaper.
Men are like buses.
They have spare tires and smell funny. So I put my boyfriend there. A man who told too many blonde jokes. So they can run their fingers through their hair.