Porn films used to suck, in a real bad way. Men are confused and a little put off by women who want sex. A secret and powerful society of mimes inhabits the underground areas of our planet. Green plants grow nicely underground, even without artificial light. Interrogating a dog is pretty darn difficult.
Nobody expects a crowbar in the middle of a bouquet.
If a very large, but slow moving, man is trying to break your neck I suggest running away. Dogs make the worst puns. 1 min - You have to respect any film that starts off with nuclear war. 23 mins - Don Johnson apologizing to a dog ladies and gentlemen. 78 mins - The true colors of Quilla's womanhood come to light.