When you get into a tedious job, so that year after year you begin praying for death as an escape from the monotony of it all, you'll know this class helped prepare you for it. The juvenile seasquirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or coral to adhere to. It's rather like getting tenure. A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. Yes, the lectures are optional.
Graduation is also optional.
Final philosophy exam. 3 minutes into a 3 hour exam. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.