Delight in standing in the breeze, wind moving over your ears, making you feel clean and aerodynamic. Marvel at the sheer amount of milk to sop up and how absurd yet effective a rag is as a medium of milk conveyance.
Ears look too big, for one thing.
Head seems lopsided. Buy stylish leather shoes on sale, dismissing worries about quality of non-stitched sole. While showering, consider that humans have lost touch with joy of bathing because routine has rendered it mundane. Daydream about how people must have smelled in the Dark Ages. Realize as you fall asleep that this kind of free-floating fear, which you've had since you were eighteen, will forever prevent you from being a newspaper editor, entrepreneur, company president, or anything requiring full engagement with each horrifying day.