We hope you laugh out loud at least once every time you attend Noir . Intolerance is unacceptable at Noir as our patrons come from all races, religions, backgrounds, and orientations. Noir is not the Fight Club - if you want to start trouble, head to Delaware Avenue instead. Noir is not like the other children. Noir was designed primarily as a social affair - a truly social affair, unlike a dance club.
Music is played at a volume level conducive to having discussions.
Some of the music will be slow and soft, some will be faster. We're not opposed to dance-oriented music and may even play a little of it every once in awhile, but that's not our focus and the DJ will make no effort to pack the dancefloor. Noir is hosted by DJ Ferret of Dancing Ferret Concerts. Guest DJs will appear from time to time. Expect that the DJ may even slip in a mix CD once in a while and spend some time socializing with you and others.