20 questions shouted into your good ear. Kick the bucket 5. Simon says something incoherent. Hide and go pee. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta 10.
Most people prefer certainty to truth.
A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. The women won.