At that point, I lovingly promoted her to Command Sgt. For those of you who don't know what a Sgt. Major is, I'll give a brief run down. If you still don't understand, find a Vet and ask them. It doesn't matter, officer or enlisted ranks, Sgt.
Majors scare everybody.
It's amusing to see officers cringe when one of these people gets pissed off. The army designation is Sgt. There are some rules to remember when dealing with these people. Majors have no sense of humor. They went through basic with God, and are on a first name basis with him.