Don't squat with your spurs on. Don't pull dad's finger when he tell s you to. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.