Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid, too. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way. Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor told the man that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb, put it in a can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.