Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. Women may need men emotionally and sexually, but they also need men to help them get dressed easier and quicker. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk. Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony. All men would still really like to own a train set.
Men hate self-service.
To a man, a kiss is just an application for a better position. A lot of men define marriage as a way to get maid service for free. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something his lover said. You may forward this mailing in its entirety, or any individual item as long as the copyright notice is included.