We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed. . Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheros. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause.
With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened. Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.