But watch out for cruel and unusual culture clashes.
Kids welcome, but unusual.
Let us ponder fusion, subset cuisine. Ingenuity, not sound culinary sense, stands behind the impulse to yoke disparate cuisines together, like incongruous topics in metaphysical poetry, which T.S. Eliot said was the very definition of wit. Then contemplate Italy and Japan. Think about what brings these two traditions together, and then imagine, were you to sit at their common table, the gastronomical schizophrenia that would await you. Call it Culinary Multiculturalism 101.