The Bastard Test is the completely unscientific way of finding out your true bastard level. Just answer the next 20 questions and the computer will work out your percentage bastardness. First tell us your name and age so we can work out if your bastard level is normal for your age. Now remember answer the questions honestly to gauge your true bastard level.
Ok lets start with some gentle questions.
Now some questions about your attitudes. Tell your friends about the bastard test and compare scores to find out just who most bastard.