The American Reporter Vol. My Webmaster tells me you can believe it if you read it in The American Reporter. Thank you, Billy Bandwith. No, Billy, Santa Claus is not a woman despite what many yahoos in Cyberspace would have you believe. Why, Billy, you might as well not believe in e-mail.
Lewinsky rumor is that Santa has to be female for several reasons.
First, the male-mocking jokes argue, the vast majority of men don't think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Second, once a guy gets to a mall, he finds lingerie suitable only for streetwalkers. Furthermore, a man will buy cheap perfume or any sharp object made by Ronco that slices or dices and winds up lost at the back of the kitchen cabinet shelves. Such Christmas shopping foibles that don't fit Santa's ways are supposed to convince us Santa has to be a woman. D on't be fooled, Billy.