She said someone took her out on the lake in a boat and threw her off the boat. That's hop she learned how to swim. He tricked me into marrying him. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Men invade another country.
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.