Well, as you guys know, I do nothing but work and watch tv, for as we all know, after you hit 25, it's all downhill from there. One of my favorite shows is Titus on Fox. Yep, and it's on just after That 70's Show . Yep, when it comes to the genetic crap shoot, some of us get the short end of the stick. Some of us are lucky - I, for one, never have to worry about male pattern baldness, but alas, I will forever be stuck as a Supercuts customer.
Families are, at best, tolerable.
By the time you read this, you'll either be planning to spend the summer with your family, or the summer avoiding your family. We are a product of our dysfunctions - let's face it, my mom's side of the family is reminiscent of The Simpsons as written by Sartre and Camus, and my dad's side is so deep in denial it's not even funny. But on the other hand, I now have the responsibility to avoid spreading the dysfunction, and to be somewhat healthy for my kids, when I have them. Of course, I can barely take care of my cat, so that may be an indicator that parenthood ain't for me. I think it's nap time.