Now Edna and her husband, Frank, were told by Edna's boyfriend, Joe, that if Edna and Frank voted for me, he would slash Frank's tires and steal Edna's prescription medication. I am deeply concerned about these allegations, and I believe if Edna and Frank had been allowed to vote for me, I would win Florida. Unfortunately though, I believe that both Judge Brown and the TV-Appeals Court judge, Judge Judy, are staunch Republican who are not likely to decide in my favor. This election reminds me a lot of a Super Bowl I once attended between the New England Patriots and the Houston Oilers. This didn't seem fair to me.
Every penalty needs to be counted.
Just look at all the flags on the field. It made sense to us that the referees should count each flag, and rule on the penalties before the Oilers declare themselves the victors. Unfortunately, because the Oilers had already left the stadium, it was too late to play the down again. The referees, many of whom were appointed by the brother of the Oiler's coach, ultimately just threw up their hands and GAVE the game to the Oilers. My point here is that the Oilers cheated, and the Patriots should have won the game, fair and square.