Lest I should give the wrong idea, I should also add that the object is small in both size and significance, merely something I've been meaning to pick up as a gift for some time, for the brilliant and handsome love of my life. Five forms, warranties, exclusions, receipts, maintenance agreements, all kinds of nifty stuff got thrown my way before I could finally put it in its little coccoon of a box, and the sales clerk, while very nice and accommodating, was not the person I'd been planning to spend the better part of my evening with. Nevertheless, in and out of Tysons, with stops at four precise locations for four precise purchases in under an hour with time to spare for dinner was a good, good thing. On Wednesday, we fly off to Colorado. Maybe I'll give him the box then.
Replacement is contingent upon semi-annual inspections from the date of the purchase.
Failure to obtain semi-annual inspection and required repairs at LCT will void this warranty. This warranty does not cover loss or damage, other than that incurred in normal wear, or theft or mysterious disappearance. I live just outside Washington D.C., in Fairfax, Virginia. It's nice here. I've grown to like it.