It may be more economical to order a bottle of wine rather than by the glass. When ordering by the glass, waiters are trained to repour after you have had a sip or two rather than when your glass is empty. And order the cheapest wine on the menu. Sometimes those wines are very good. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Men are like a fine wine.
They start out as grapes. It's our job to stomp them, and then keep them in the dark until they mature. And hopefully they'll turn out to be something we would like to have dinner with. The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen.