It's now time to present five life lessons to the students of tomorrow. How we learned to stop worrying and love the alarm. Drake seniors have character. I attribute it to the many nights we stood in sub-zero temperatures, frozen stiff in our jammies as yet another fire alarm chased us out of bed. The next time you hear a fire alarm, consider your hiding options, and make an RA's life a little harder.
Fire alarms make great memories, too.
I'll never forget the icy night we slid into Olmsted at 3 a.m. as firemen searched yet again for a bogus inferno. Most of us were drunk, and a few psychos were actually giddy at having a class slumber party. Stay wary of Olmie. Despite what they say, Olmsted will never actually be a student union. The new refreshment stand is nothing, if not obtrusive and butt-ugly.