This is not just because I'm murderously jealous. It has a lot more to do with the fact that I've gone to a lot of trouble to foster an image of the 21st Century Fox. The bastard should be able to come to me with any fantasy he has and have it satisfied, goddamn it. Having said that, I also know I'd stick a nail file in his urethra if all he wanted to do was slobber all over my socks all the time. What you're contemplating is cheating, and nice try with the loophole.
Foot worship is sex.
I've been calling it a Frisian Kiss, but if there's an actual term, I'd like to know. Let the stupid jokes about stupid me begin. Printer-friendly version Top.