Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seat belt. Never take life seriously.
Nobody gets out alive, anyway.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. A closed mouth gathers no feet. We couldn't confirm in which branch of service these summaries were used. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.