Ohio University, you'll want to stay. It's easy to fit in, at Westbrook. You'll never be bored here. Run through our water sculpture on sunny days, invites Purdue. Join our surfing team, counters Pepperdine.
Food is a recurring motif.
Swarthmore's brocure features a glowing, if cryptic, close-up of racially diverse students devouring chocolates while reading National Geographic. The copy is as soothing as Muzak in a mall, as sweetly urgent as the Shopping Channel. The same adjectives star page after page. College will be fun, intimate, entertaining, fun, improving but nonthreatening. You will be painlessly prepared for a high-paying career.