If Nixon built his own personal bowling alley in the White House, they ought to be measuring the Oval Office for a full wet bar right now in anticipation of Gov. Bush being sworn into office in January. Now, surely you tell me that the hand recount must still be done, and Gore has a tremendous advantage over Mr. Bush in the heavily democratic counties. You also scoff, and say that Mr. Gore has a dastardlier team of lawyers that will certainly out-shyster any team that George W. Bush could ever assemble. All of that is true. It s the hair.
Presidents never have terrible hair.
It just doesn t happen. His head of hair is the role model for heads of hair across the nation. In fact, the only questionable head of hair in the 20 th Century was Gerald Ford, and he was appointed to office, never elected. He looked like he was going to kick ass for America, and since he already kicked ass for America in World War II, he was pretty darn believable. My friends, it call comes down to the hair.