Normally, when a Pigdog Article contains a factual error, the author is beaten savagely and dropped in a vat of rabid sqrats and no one mentions their name again. So I'm posting a retraction in hopes of living. A Canadian from Canadia told me the truth about Poutine, and he may have just saved my life. A poutine is, of course, not a fast food chain at all. It's a dish, made from french fries, gravy, and cheese.
People eat it on purpose.
I'm not sure I understand it. They have border guards that won't let you past until they watch you eat it.