I took an IQ test and the results were negative. I am not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. Then I regain conciousness. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. Laugh alone and the world things you're an idiot.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Forgive a wrong and you'll surely confuse the person who did it. A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory. Don't ask the question if you can't live with the answer. The weather channel is the perfect station for people who are too lazy to look out the window. You can't hurt your eyes by looking on the bright side.