No need to clean the chimney. There's no latke-nog. Burl Ives doesn't sing Hanukkah songs. You won't be pressured to buy Hanukkah Seals. No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards.
Latkes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes.
A little compact car smashed into the rear of Cohen's Cadillac as he made a left turn. The driver of the little car was furious. The doctor told Feltman, a condominium tycoon, that he needed an operation. Feltman shook his head. Let's not pinch pennies, doctor.