EMS is extended periods of intense boredom, interrupted by occasional moments of sheer terror. The severity of the injury is directly proportional to the difficulty in accessing, as well as the weight, of the patient. Turret mounted machine guns would work better than lights and sirens. When a patient vomits outside, be sure to aim it at the citizens who wouldn't back up. Never trust your rig, drug box, or airway bag to be fully stocked, in spite of the assurances of the off going crew.
Newbies always look for large things in the smallest compartments and vice versa.
There is no such thing as a bad call. Only calls that didn't go the way you planned. If there are no drunks at an MVA after midnight, keep looking, someone is missing. Just because someone's license date preceeds yours does not mean they know what they are doing. Newbies have their own way of doing things.