They look like our favorite foods. Tapioca and butterscotch, puddings, pastries, strawberries, creams, cheeses, muenster cheese. We love our vices. Yeti is a Gemini. Nessie is a Pisces.
Monsters read their horoscopes.
Monsters go to town walking backwards, upside down. My eyes see themselves but my mouth sees monsters in the classroom, in the bed. The monster was demonstrating correct holds, grabbing white breasts in his knobby folds of monstrous meathook paws, gently gently fighting his impulse to press. Pop outside quickly, dear. Another purple monster sobs while under Molly's bed it hides.