The Top 15 Layoff Greeting Cards 15. Roses are red, violets are blue. Al Gore's out of work, and so are you. Now please leave quietly or we'll call the guards. But we found someone for half your pay With dreads and eyebrow rings.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
You've lost your job, and your insurance, too. We realize that on this solemn day, A part of our company goes with you. We strongly suggest that you put it back. Signed, the guys in Security. Don't think of it as getting older.