Never let a cultist make the tea. Evil people do not use combs. Giving birth to a monster from another dimension is hard on a girl. Owls are kept nailed to porch railings. Birds eat souls.
Pistols are more difficult to keep a hold on than a greased pig.
Glass paperweights are the leading cause of house fires. Women make great book rests. 15 mins - Wilbur, your monotone is driving me up the wall. 21 mins - Nancy is pretty darn hyper for having been drugged. 50 mins - I wouldn't open that door Elizabeth.