It is for entertainment purposes only, and is not meant to be taken seriously. Your approach to Virginia athletics, and to Coach Welsh in particular, is one with which I have issues. If I appear grumpy sometimes, it s primarily due to the difficulty in finding good falafel in Roanoke. That and hookers. Besides, Coach Welsh and I buried the hatchet on our getaway weekend this summer to Madison Square Garden to see N Sync.
Pergolas are for qweerz.
You should rite all yer stuff about the Hokies, qweer Hoo-boy. It s like the song says, you can t please everyone, so ya got to please yourself. Now excuse me while I go please myself some more. That would be Byte Me. The only thing beneath me is your sister.