Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids. Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls. Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays. Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping.
Republicans wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season.
Democrats do too, all year round. Most Republicans try, at least once, enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about their families in their Christmas cards. Public ridicule from Democrats usually discourages them from doing it again. Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree. Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait until the week before Christmas when the lots lower their prices.