What a travesty. Let us be blunt. The kind of person who would put tomatoes in clam chowder is the kind of person who could slurp champagne from a spoon. Even that question drew a typical Mr. Watson roundabout. Most columnists I know make less money than most engineers and certainly not as much as a plumber.
Nobody reads anything every day.
The other day I dropped off some cleaning, and the guy recognized the name. Search For Homes.