Bad news is rarely exaggerated, and first reports of disaster can always be trusted. At that point, have someone pour vodka into your mouth. Take three or four gulps. A man's attitude toward money is indicative of his meanness or generosity of spirit. If you're going after mass circulation, you must have mass appeal.
German women are hearty, and they enjoy older men.
I once took Mae West to a restaurant. Nobody bothered her. When we left, there was a standing ovation. It's overdone now. A woman willing to be kissed on the lips lets it be known by leaning slightly forward.