I can't believe what you did. I thought this page would be enviromentally friendly. I'm disgusted and amazed to see you idoits bragging about this poor whale. You idoits take stuff for granted. If I was ANY ONE of the state people involved in this incident, I would have changed my name and moved to another state.
First lets consider the fact that the whale was already dead.
It was not executed on the beach. Second,as we all know,the law of coservation of matter precludes anything from disappearing completely. There is simply no way to easily dispose of a whale carcass, a well known fact to all those who live on the coast. Humor is defined as the juxtaposition of non-congruent facts. In this case, it is the presence of spectators that creates the illusion of humor.