If you want viruses, look for them yourself. They aren't that hard to find. If suspect you may have a new virus, worm, or Trojan horse program contact your anti-virus software provider for instructions on how to submit a sample to them for analysis. It isn't readable by a significant portion of the group's members. Check your headers before you post anyway, just to make sure where your post is going.
Occasional jokes are welcome.
If you don't find any humor in life, try another newsgroup. Trolls will be subjected to bone-crushing wrist locks and the occasional wedgie. These guidelines do not restrict how you talk about computer viruses, as much as they restrict the conversations to computer virus related issues. We are suggesting guidelines for this newsgroup so that it will be enjoyable for everyone, without limiting people's right to express their views openly, even if they are unpopular. We don't like the idea of censorship.