The guy thinks this is a great idea and graciously accepts the offer. When a clock runs out of time, the person dies and comes to the Gates to be judged. The guy thinks this makes sense but notices that some of the clocks are going a lot faster than others. This makes sense, so the guy takes one last look around the room before leaving and notices one clock in the center of the ceiling. On this clock, both hands are are spinning at an unbelievable rate.
Experts say humor eases tension, which is important in times when the work force is being trimmed.
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. Eats shoots and leaves. Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. You open them up and everything is numbered.