There are only 3 kinds of people. Those who oppose Matt. Those who would seek Matt's favor and have not yet incurred Matt's wrath. As you're reading this to Be Like Matt, you should strive to be the latter. Music is the key to the secrets of the universe.
Music conveys transcendant knowledge, and knowledge is power, so music is transcendant power.
This means that strong music can crush massive physical armies. The Guitar is the best instrument ever. So when you play music, play guitar. Do NOT play the Banjo. Destroy all Banjo players you meet.