Earthlings rejoice with the great new taste from outer space.
But we were hoping for a giant bowl of Quisp for mankind. They have an election letting people vote for their favorite cereal, Quisp or Quake. The winner would remain on the shelves. Knowing they were running out of Quisp anyways, Quaker officials stuffed the ballot boxes with votes for Quake. Any historian could tell you that, despite voting irregularities, Quisp won the election and Quake was sent back underground.