Membership is exclusive and no one who dallies with a one or two hours workout a day is allowed to join. We recognize that there are some weak willed fat people out there who can only drop the pounds with the help of chemicals. Sure, it means that they become dependent on said chemicals because to come off of them would be to gain the weight back. It's a small price to pay for the kind of immediate losses we can achieve with this technology. Of course, brain, liver, and kidney damage are common side effects.
Nothing comes without a price.
In a radical psychological approach we provide highly trained staff members to accompany would be dieters. Moreover, whenever the client eats anything, the escorts are trained to tell the client how fat and hideous she is. Our clients tend to complain about wounded egos, but in the long run it's better than becoming truly horrendously fat. For those fat people who really don't want to modify their diets but who want to feel better about their caloric intake, we've developed a wide array of fat-free substitutes. We aren't really sure what all of these chemicals are.