A hot Friday night consists of 6 beers and a mechanical bull. You know you're from Wilkes-Barre if you can't understand what's so funny about these jokes. Expired license plates make nifty wall decorations. Brides register for gifts at Boscov's, K-Mart, and Bubba's Bait Shoppe. Many living room sofas come from old Chevy vans.
People have more electronic gear in their trucks than in their houses.
When the Kirby features country nite, the front row has 18 people and 32 teeth. People swear that God looks just like Garth Brooks. The vending machine at KRZ sells nothing but beef jerkies and moonpies. Most women sell Mary Kay cosmetics. People call the WARM Sportsline to talk about truck tires for 20 minutes.