Dorothy Lewinsky of Bellingham, Mass., feels her pain. None of them is related to the former White House intern who is alleged to have had a sexual relationship with President Clinton. We know this because it's the first thing they say. But they are nonetheless collateral victims of Monica's sudden infamy. Her teenage daughter bears a resemblance to that Lewinsky, she says, which makes her wonder what she would do if she were Monica's mother.
Few callers are clever.
Of course, there are calls from faux Hillary Rodham Clintons, too. And boy, are they mad. I wish she'd stop. Some Lewinskys look for the bright side of their recent notoriety. They are less likely to have to spell their names, for one.