If Star Wars, The Matrix and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon have taught me one thing, it's that cool fights can always help a story. Valentine's Day is just a corporate chairman's money-grubbing scheme. People spend their money on candy, flowers and other over-priced gifts to show their undying love for each other. WB programming has personally taken care of turning love from a thing of beauty to something I can't print in good taste. Valentine's Day is an excuse for most couples to get together and flaunt their shiny, happy lives in front of all the single folk out there.
Love is no longer a sacred institution.
And I blame Cupid for all this mess. Of course, my friends would have you believe I dislike Feb. 14 because Cupid hasn't shot anything in my direction just yet. By the way, if any single ladies out there are looking for a Virgo who knows how to cook, give me a call.