Having their buddies believe them when they talk about it. He rolls over and starts snoring. I could have done that. He kept waiting for the swelling to go down. Q. Unzipping his fly.
Married women consider a husband who falls asleep immediately after sex a good lover.
A mediocre one falls asleep during. In England, a dumb man who doesn't do anything is called a Gentleman. Here we call him a boyfriend. A man finds his wife in bed with another man. A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some.