It's okay to have an opinion on say, organic versus mechanical web-shooters, but to let it ruin your day goes to show a lack of perspective worthy of the evil Burke character in the movie Aliens . Being normal isn't so bad. Clean yourself up. Go make friends that don't require you to interact through emoticons. To paraphrase Timothy Leary, logoff, tune in, and go outside once in a while.
Resistance is futile.
I guess it's time to get to the movie that sparked this rant. IGN Sci-Fi decided to do things a little different this week. Now I'll leave things like narrative structure and character motivation to Chris. I'm coming at this from the Fanboy Perspective. So there you go.