If you think lawyers lie try statistics. Eat drink and be merry and die fat and drunk. If this program doesn't work there's probably a reason for that. The unexamined time series is not worth recording. Some programs like some people are a waste of time.
Numbers are to statisticans what paint is to artists.
Numbers are to paint what statisticans are to artists. Paint is to art as numbers are to statisticans. Procrastination is the thief of time. All I know is that you've been wrong before. If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.