A couple was having a discussion about family finances. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. A woman's way of keeping a man from reading between the lines.
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.