Anna works in the garden department of a Home Depot store in College Park. But one year, you forget. The next morning, when your spouse explains what a hopeless tuna fish you are, the guilt you feel is called . . . Entries are welcome regardless of marital status and regardless of one's ability to remember anniversaries. First prize remains a free lunch, at a restaurant of the winner's choice, in or sanely near Washington.
Joint entries are welcome.
All entries become my property. Entries will not be accepted by phone or returned. In case of duplicate winning entries, I'll choose the one I receive first. Please mail entries to Bob Levey, The Washington Post, Washington, D.C. 20071. Entries for the April contest must be received by April 30.