If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody. It's gotten to the point that rules dominate just about every aspect of our lives. In fact, it might be said that rules have become the foot-long sticks of mankind. I think this makes him feel better.
Many people think that history is a dull subject.
Some folks say it was a miracle. St. Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the next pitch clean over the fence. Other folks say it was just a lucky swing. To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver.