When better business decisions are made, economists won't make them. Talent in staff work or sales will recurringly be interpreted as managerial ability. Boyle's Law 23. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel. If you're coasting, you're going downhill.
Old age is an incurable disease.
For the first time in history, one bag of groceries produces two bags of trash. Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. You can't fall off the floor. Murphy's Law 32. Just when I finally figure out where it's at somebody moves it.