Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. The government hates competition. If money could talk, it would say goodbye. Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic without looking to see whether the seeds move. Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.
Pessimists remind us that lilies belong to the onion family, and optimists that onions belong to the lily family. Yolaine Dippenweiler Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron. George Carlin Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt.