It seems like the university is in a real dilemma here, however, I think I might have a solution. Johnny Depp plays George Jung, a young man from Massachusetts who transformed from a small-time pot dealer into the main supplier of cocaine for the West Coast. One particular scene in the movie focuses on the money coke-dealing will bring in. Depp walks through the apartment looking for a place to stash their recently-counted box, but almost every inch of the apartment is filled with these boxes. I saw that scene and a light bulb went off in my head.
Money seems to be a regular in the news.
Everybody wants money, yet nobody has it. But George Jung had money. Tons of it. He could work in University Advancement, the department responsible for fund-raising. UNM wouldn't have anything on us.