Dial the BBS phone number on a normal phone. When the BBS answers, swear at it. Dim your lights, the print will appear darker. Its just being original, leave it. Try back later.
Mice are easily recognizable.
Sure, no problem, and enjoy playing DOOM while you drive. Not bloody likely. Worth more than you in fact. Leave it and get a new job. My computer won't work - you were working on it earlier and now my Microsoft won't let me log in.