We all have one or two lurking in our e-mail box. If we use it, we'll send you a sacbee T-shirt. Not a bad trade for Spam, really. We are Microsoft.
Resistance is futile.
You will be Assimilated. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.