In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. It had a perfectly round door like a porthole, painted green, with a shiny yellow brass knob in the exact middle. It's played on a bridge. Participants drop sticks or similar objects into a stream, and the first stick to emerge on the other side of the bridge is the winner. The great thing is you play against other players, not against a server or program.
Registration is quick, easy and confidential.
When you play, other players' screen names are listed, and you can chat with them if you wish. You receive an email account of the race, with hilarious automated descriptions of the action, based on the players' profiles. Leave me alone. It's nothing serious. I'll do it myself.