For paperwork, lie on the work in the most appropriate manner so as to obscure as much of the work as possible. Pretend to doze, but every so often reach out and slap the pencil or pen. First, sit on the paper being worked on. When dislodged, watch sadly from the side of the table. When a human is holding the newspaper, be sure to jump on the back of the paper.
Humans love to jump.
This will help their coordination skills. When using the litter box, kick as much out of the box as possible. Humans love the feel of kitty litter between their toes. Every now and then, hide in a place where the humans cannot find you. Do not come out for three to four hours under any circumstances.