Three Hillbillies are sitting on their porch in Arkansas. Boy is my wife dumb. She's so stupid that she went shoppin today and bought an air-conditioner. She went shoppin yesterday and had a washin machine delivered. Just this morning I was looking in her purse for some change and found six condoms.
Nobody knows exactly where they came from or who the first one was.
Maybe they descended from a caveman who liked to scratch a lot while admiring the prehistoric kill of the day, or maybe a Roman soldier who put taps on his sandals and fuzzy dice on his chariot. Regardless of their roots, today they not only survive, they flourish. A common misconception is that Rednecks are confined to warmer climates and speak with a southern accent, but nothing could be further from the truth. You've ever cut your grass and found a car. You own a home that's mobile and 5 cars that aren't.