A recent ex-con and a rollerskating hitchhiker meet during a bar fight, accidently steal a truck, then stumble upon a million dollars in a briefcase. Soon they're mistaken for secret agents, staying in a fancy Miami hotel, and avoiding assassination attempts. They must eventually stop the portly K1, who plans to hit the space shuttle in flight with a special missle that will cause humanity to lose the concept of numbers. Becomes moderately more engaging by the end, but only in that something at all happens. Only one brief blood hose and Takeshi is wasted, left to do only some vaguely bicurious musing.
Poor fights improve slightly to okay for the denouement.
Wu Ma Girl cops run into former counter terrorists. Yukari Oshima is helped by a couple of honest ones, including a psychic that makes a fortune gambling. More goofy comedy than most of the genre. Below average fights, but some very visceral shotgun wounds near the end. An American embassy employee suspected of espionage goes on a shooting spree and takes a couple hostage.