For a time, he didn't seem to know where he was. Something fishy's going on in the workaday world of crime these days. Nothing Personal recently brought you a freshly filleted item about a San Diego man who bludgeoned his girlfriend with a large tuna in a supermarket parking lot. And now that the San Diego police have hooked another fishophilic fighter, they may have to start a whole separate Cod Squad. Fishing boat worker Anthony Scott Tucker may face felony charges after beating a fellow fisherman with a 20-pound tuna on Sunday.
Police say the victim suffered several broken vertebrae and a concussion.
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