Teach a man to brew, he'll waste a lifetime. Suddenly Sigmund hears the flutter of wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon. Sigmund is astounded to see that their leader is part swan and part woman - unfortunately, divided lengthwise. Like the lick of a flame. A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
Infatuation is the state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
Deal with it. I like frogs, and their outlook, and the way they get together in wet places on warm nights and sing about sex. I like two things stiff in life and one of them is jello. In my house I am king, and my law is that whatever my wife says shall be done. My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship.