Laziness pays off now. Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die. I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.