In fact, last week, it took four State Troopers and a dog. Yes I did, and I threw Bubbles out too. Bigamy is having one husband too many. Some say monogamy is the same. As little as possible.
Men are like small children.
You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it. This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket. That's the price you pay for letting him stay over. A man's best friend is his dog. That's assuming you want a friend who messes on your carpet and drools on your newspaper.