He makes every woman feel like she's the Only One. But she's not. You see, there's another side to Todd, a side most woman don't recognize until it's too late. Just when you realize Todd has been the first thing you think about in the morning for too many mornings in a row, he's gone. It's a sure bet that once you've got a full dose of Todd's love potion, you'll humiliate yourself trying to get him back.
Many women have, but the tears are always the same.
A century of simpletons in the simpleton archive.