The sight of me leaves them breathless. Men give love to get sex, Women give sex to get love. Men have a joystick whereas women just have a game port. Women have no civil rights when men jab uncivil lefts. Two aliens were discussing earth beings.
Men know life too early, women too late.
Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important. Men of quality respect women's equality. Men play the game. Women know the score.