Yeah, you know who I'm talking about. Those dumbasses who stop people every two seconds to tell us that we should attend church and read the Bible and crap. We prefer porn whilst perched on the throne. I've never seen people so brainwashed as these guys in my whole life. I tell you what, instead of the award, let's just round all these ass-rippin' nominees up and have a big nutslap fest.
Nobody tell the gyro makers.
It'll get all touristy. It'll be kinda like the spanking machine, but with the faint smell of musty nuts suspended in the air. This is a question for Robert Plant . Just for that, I think Scrotomeyer should be Slapnuts of the Year . While we fully support Scrot's candidacy for the bronzed nuts, we must say he is not actually the plant in question.