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Old men are little more than masses of disgusting body functions.
Cooking oil is a good substitute for NyQuil. Television sets must be on channel 3 to pick up dreams. Recliners with opposable thumbs have some interesting advantages. Distinguishing between a Jewish magic spell or an American Indian charm can be difficult. Gay men really just want to be women.