If she insists on hanging around, the least she could do is offer to pay a little rent. Every once in a while I do find a dollar bill stuck into a coat pocket, or some loose change under a sofa cushion but, that is not nearly enough. I go to the ATM and withdraw one hundred dollars and a few days later it is all gone. You would think she would use some of that money to buy some wrinkle cream. And money isn't the only thing I think she is taking.
Food seems to disappear at an alarming rate too.
Especially the good stuff like ice cream, cookies, and candy. I just can't seem to keep that stuff in the house any more. For an old lady, she really is quite childish though. She likes to play these really nasty games like going into my closets when I'm not home and altering my clothes so that they don't fit. Or messing with my files and papers so that I can't find them.