Better than the usual toy are plastic face and body parts you can buy and stick with wild abandon into actual potatoes, giving you a juicy, starchy quality you don't usually find in playroom fun. Guns Having seen these for sale in comic books since I was a kid, I finally bought one. Not only did it send little tuber missiles soaring through the air, it did so with an audible pop, filling me with glee and antisocial intentions. I'm going to train myself to disassemble, clean, oil and reassemble my potato gun in thirty seconds even in total darkness. I'm going to have to take an unpopular stance here.
Potato chips are kind of gross.
I need to go wash now. C- Baked Baked potatoes give me eighties flashbacks. It was a sad time. Four pencils, a toothpick, a pink eraser and a potato and you had an odd malformed creature that could easily haunt your nightmares. You took about thirty seconds to make and just stood there.