The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You'll learn a lot today. It's easy to critisize, but if everyone hated you, ytou'd be paranoid, too. I'd give my right arm to be ambidexterous.
Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. If you don't care where you are, then you aren't lost. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. About the time we make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.