Life is a banquet, and most poor fools are starving to death. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. Mistakes are the price we pay for living a full life. A clear conscience is often the sign of a bad memory. I may have my faults, but being wrong is not one of them.
Love is like a mushroom.
You never know if it's the real thing until it's too late. Don't mistake personality for character. I've learned that it's easier to stay out of trouble than to get out of trouble. Compromise is the art of dividing a cake so that everybody believes that he or she got the biggest piece. Gambling is a method of getting nothing out of something.