I'm married Doing housework while your children are growing is like shoveling your driveway while it's still snowing. I'm not bald. I'm just taller than my hair. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn. Dirty old men need loving, too.
Messy houses are happy houses.
If no one answers, do it yourself. May love be the heart of our home. The only self-cleaning thing in this house is the cat. Gardeners know all the best dirt. One who plants a garden plants happiness.