I can't go on anymore. They're watching me. And I have to make sure they don't wise up to what I'm doing. You would think that a monkey enthusiast like me would have lots of pictures of monkeys here on my Web-Page. You are wrong.
Monkeys are just a conversation piece.
A funny word for a funny animal. A way to distract you from our real goal of world domination. Just because it's a Web-Page doesn't mean that everything has to be visual. Things without pictures are often ignored.