The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. You know where to apply.
Nonconformists are all alike.
I didn't work my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables. When all else fails, read the instructions. Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.