This altercation was the result of a paintball tournament, for heaven's sake. Strangling someone because of anything having to do with paintball is just sad.
Paintball is sad.
I feel so much better. Also, the guys were yelling so loudly and so incoherently that I couldn't make out a single word of what they were saying to one another. And like my dog Scooter, the barks may be earsplitting, but there's little to back them up. With little ado, Kameelah waltzes right in there and sends each boy to his corner. Not a peep more is heard that afternoon.