Plus, no one could stop me. I'd just eat them. Yeah, kid, all that stuff in the movies isn't fake. Sometimes, if I get pissed at someone, I just grab 'em and crunch, crunch, crunch. The free beer and stuff.
Nothing beats the sex.
Man, I break his record in a good month. I tell you another thing, too. Ladies don't want no skinny wimp, they like a guy like me. A lizard with some meat on his bones. I'm 3,000 pounds of lovin'.