Oh dear, I think you'll find reality's on the blink again. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big satellite photo of the entire earth on it. One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored power tools. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
In some sense, we're hoping this is small, even though it's infinitely large. But don't worry about that. Cats always land on their feet. Toast always lands jelly side down. Paradox is when you strap the toast jelly side up to the back of a cat.