You call us up and explain to us why we should give you a prescription, and you'd better have a very good reason. If you leave a message, that does not count. You send us one of your t-shirts, or a clean pair of socks, and your mailing address. Also, we will take shorts, provided they are within the 29 to 32 waist range, as most of us are. Next time you see me, you threaten me with an Indian Burn.
Free meals work very nicely.