I'll tell you what you do. You come to Doc Calek's for a little winter mint and a warm cup of java. There you will find me with many little plans for people with that everlasting burning desire for competition. For a small fee, they can be your plans as well. Here's my advice.
Potatoes are good.
Potatoes are friendly. Nothing tastes as good as warm bowl of potatoes. Everything is bad out there. The net is frozen, the backboard is covered in ice and there just isn't anyone to play with. Stand on your head until you pass out.