One of my guards in named Diverticulitis. We'll call him Diver for short. He has many friends who come and take time to humiliate me. One is Diarrhea, who has been my companion for over a month this time. Diver also put Nausea in my cell with me.
Nausea has a friend call hemorrhoids.
They enjoy beating on my intestine and colon. This group likes to make sure I don't go very far from my home. I never know when they are going to throw a party and invite another buddy to the scene. Her name is Incontinence. She is quite a prankster.