Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle. Not even for lunch. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder. Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Moderation is good, but boring.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. What the hell, go and put all your eggs in one basket. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. To err is human, to forgive is against company policy. When all else fails, follow instructions.