What if suddenly when faced with a big hairy man, I find that men are all I like. I don't want to be constantly fearing that I'm going to be in serious pain because of a too rough dude. And since you're a guy, logic would follow that you have a penis, and have had one all your life, thus, you know how to handle it properly. Same for the man you are preparing to yank. It's not like with penis-insensitive chicks who turn any encounter with a gobstopper into one giant penis stress test opportunity.
Men know better.
Your sweet little peter is in good hands. Even looking at my situation with pity, I just cant slip the dog in to any bun there is. But Mr. Stiffles could say nothing about this. Yes, that's right. You can't force your penis to do something it doesn't want to do.