I once beat my husband at tennis. Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. I want to have your children. Sometimes they leave skid marks.
Men accept compliments much better than women do.
Must be the lighting. Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network 41. Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit. Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.