Maybe because he always forgot to take it off when swimming. Even though he always swam with his safe-T floaties. Maybe I should move to a different timezone every hour so that my watch will always be correct. It was important to always have the right time. But he was tired and decided to proscrastinate.
Procrastination is also very important.
If no one procrastinated, there would be no jobs, and a higher unemployment rate. He slung an empty laptop bag onto his shoulder, congratulation himself on his large knowledge. The bag was always empty. Well he used to carry a laptop in it. The bag was very important.