It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president's birthday like they do for the queen. Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting for a candidate born on July 3 or December 26, just for the long weekends. As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year you'll have a couple of days saved up. Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part about letting just any old yokel vote.
Home is where the house is.
Often when I'm reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number. It would be terrible if the Red Cross Bloodmobile got into an accident. No wait, that would be good, because if anyone needed it, the blood would be right there. The people who think that Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think it odd that I drive without pants.