Well, give me the really bad news first. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you. My hair keeps falling out. Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.
Patient walks into a doctor's office.
Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. Patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor. Your tonsils gotta come out. Okay, you're ugly, too.