Sounds like a great start to a crappy relationship. Work up your confidence with these chicks, and then leave them for some hottie. That's all you need to know. Forget all that crap that homo Dr. Date is telling you, and embrace misogyny. Networkia, it's time we come clean.
Network is, in fact, an overweight woman.
When we sit around the house, we literally sit around the house. Because we're runnin' for MSA president and vice president. Remember, vote Net. We'll build heated, outdoor smoking shelters. And we'll buy Stairmasters.