Men always miss them. You can't believe a word they say. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Because so many men fake foreplay.
Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
When the power goes off. They both distrust men. His wife is good at picking out clothes. Nothing can be done to change either one of them. Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.