By Robert A. Heinlein Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent. A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits. If you don't like yourself, you CAN'T like other people. All men are created unequal. To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
Moderation is for monks.
Sex should be friendly. Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. A mouse built to government specifications. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these Divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please.