Besides, black is fucking cool. It doesn't get any cooler than a black background and a bright red Spite, in the Spite font. The Spite font is always going to be the Spite font to me. And another thing, that other Spite Magazine. If you're going to take the URL, use it for something worthwhile.
Poetry is for sissies.
I don't even know what to say about it. You're going to replace it with some dude with a lumpy body instead of a sleek spider, which has the word Spite in its name, for God's sake. A spider is the perfect symbol for Spite Magazine. Especially on the web. The creatures in the original table of contents were my idea, by the way.