Well I haven't actually finished yet, Mr Smart. I'd come back as a bloody man. It's not fair. It's not bloody fair, Janice. That's not it.
Men are all the bloody same.
My Bill leaves our bedroom looking like a tip every bloody day. I blame his mother. I think she used to do everything for him, short of wiping his bloody arse, and I wonder about that sometimes. I'm absolutely up to here wi' smelly socks and manky underpants being left lyin' all over the floor. And when he's been to the bathroom in the morning, ye need a bloody gas mask before ye can go in after him.