If, in our society, we can say anything about anyone and no one has the power to contradict us, someone may say they saw me just yesterday in a compromising position with Fozzie Bear. Not only would I not be able to defend myself, but also my reputation as a discriminating lover would be irreparably ruined. So tomorrow I may regret having made Kermit the fall frog. Speaking for myself, not being gay and not being a Muppet, I can t possibly understand the torture of so much pressure on one who has had such a remarkable career as Kermit, one of the most famous gay Muppet frogs of our time. And let s face it, we ve all had stuffing and a hand up our ass from time to time.
People are too slow to figure themselves out.
I don t have all day. So, ladies and gentlemen, we re pulling Kermit out. Give the frog some room.