The new priest was so nervous at his first mass, he could hardly speak. Before his second appearance in the pulpit, he asked the Monsignor how he could relax. After a few sips everything should go smoothly. The next Sunday the new priest put the suggestion into practice and was able to talk up a storm.
Next time sip rather than gulp.
There are 10 commandments, not 12. There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4. Moses parted the water at the Red Sea, he didn't pass water. Santa was very cross. Mrs Claus had burned all the cookies.