The Guardian I was beaten by a tomato. It puts it all into perspective now. Real athletes can wear tomatoes and win.
Journalists can wear expensive shoes and have the best training advice and stumble.
I guess you either have it or you don't. In fact there were quite a few who had it yesterday. The pair of Tweenies, the clown with balloons on his head, the Scottish womble. All breezing by, chatting, exchanging DIY tips. To be fair, it wasn't the best of beginnings.