Hold the hammer with both hands and you will never hit your thumb. If you dont do it, it wont get done. Deaf dates are better than blind ones they cant hear you climbing out the batroom window. When all else fails, read the directions. If you feel dog tired at night, it could be because you growled all day.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
If you find something you like,buy a lifetime supply, because they will stop making it. If you can smile when things go wrong You have someone to blame. We all have photographic memories, just not all of us have film. A friend is someone you can call to help you move. A best friend is someone you can call to help you move a body.