For a time, I just couldn't get out of Wal-Mart for less than a pile o' cash. Drive into WM parking lot. Locate a spot within sight of the store. Put on hiking boots. Ten minutes later, arrive at entrance of store.
Morale is low, fatigue is high.
You immediately purchase a can of pop. Senior citizen greets you and rolls cart directly into your path. You fall into cart. You extract yourself from cart and go directly to health and beauty section for Band-Aids and antibiotic gel. God only knows who fell into the cart before you.