I will trick the soldier, take his money, and save Pseudolus. Hello, I am the retired whore Laurina. I had very many lovers when I was a young maiden. Now I am old, but rich. You know that my foolish friend Auricula likes a poet.
Poets have no money though.
Money is better than poems, wine is better than a man. I will adorn her beautifully and give her to the great soldier with speed. I am Pugnax the great and lofty. I am a glorious soldier. Because I am so great, I am rich.