In the same way, they also get very fidgety around this time of year, thinking they will change their lives by scrawling themselves a few commands on paper. Some will succeed certainly, in doing things like eating more vegetables or removing all traces of waxy yellow buildup.
Most resolutions have the impact of spitting into the wind.
So - we have a suggestion for you. See, we at Smug love to succeed and hate to fail, especially publicly. We actually secretly like to fail in private, because it gives us fodder for writing articles and the opportunity to spin it into clever anecdotes before someone else rats us out. In the spirit of managed success, we offer the following as a springboard to success in the New year. New Years Resolutions that will be ahrder to break than to abide by.