That was mean mom. No wonder they fired you. Hell, without me people would just be sitting around in front of their computers wondering where to begin. I'm trying to get some sleep around here. Light bulbs can't speak.
Mom says little gentlemen never swear.
Yes, well, from what I've heard your mother was replaced by some bits of wire and circuits, so I think her worth to the world is justifiably insignificant. Don't back-talk me. I'll take back that allowance I gave you. Yes, yes, that's all very well, but could you please leave my house. I'd really like to get some shuteye.