Give angry men, who are seeing UFOs, hard liquor. When you need to find a pattern in something draw spirals. The Capitol is right beside the Pentagon. Giant space buzzards create antimatter shields for protection. Anyone from Montana is a crack shot.
New Jersey seems to breed giant birds, or at least people think so.
Scientific instruments explode when they don't work. Plus the train stays in one piece while being carried through the air. From some Godforsaken antimatter galaxy millions and millions of light years from the Earth. The bird cawing. You have to love the special effect of blowing smoke or fog past the bird's head in an attempt to make it realistic.