Yes, No and Hmmmm are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer. Don't cut your hair.
Long hair is always more attractive than short hair.
One of the big reasons men fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as belly button fluff, the offside rule or fast cars.