Well, get your laughing gear around these loony facts - you'll be buying something out of this world. It's not made of cheese, so you'll be getting one acre of solid lunar ferma.
Moon River is the most played piece of lift music of all time.
The Canadian Phonographic Institute claims the Sixties romantic classic has been played no less than 76,959 times in elevators across North America. Van Morrison's Moondance, however, comes in a poor 5703rd place, with just a measly 64 airings since in the States and Canada since its release in 1967. There is no air or water on the Moon, and the surface is dry and dusty, ideal for not growing vegetables. And with no planning permission needed for building work on the Moon, you can have that dream extension you've always been promising yourself. Craggy-faced lunar lover Buzz Aldrin was so named by his parents due a peculiar yellow and black striping effect he exhibited at birth, rather like a bee.