The following resume tips will help crush the competition, get you in the door and put you behind a desk making 50 big ones, plus bonus. Use the name to your advantage. Spice it up a little bit. Steve Smith goes nowhere fast. But Sir Stephen Smith - now that might turn a few heads.
Nicknames also help.
What are the odds they'll call - 1,000 to 1. If they do, they'll probably just catch your roommate somewhere in the middle of his second six-pack. Forget the ambition statement. A better idea is to tell them what you're NOT seeking. Be proud of where you go to school and play it straight.