It's dead, that's what's wrong with it. Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. The plumage don't enter into it. Now that's what I call a dead parrot. No, he's stunned.
Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.
Look my lad, I've had just about enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk. Well, I'd better replace it, then. Sorry guv, we're fresh out of parrots. I see, I get the picture.