Watergate had such colorful characters. Woodward had a secret source, code name Deep Throat. These days, everything is so bland and PC, the source would have to be called Safe Sex. It seems a Hungarian man, Ferenc Kovacs, has invented the singing condom. We all do.
Nothing enhances the mood like music.
But we need a better jukebox for this baby if it's going to get, uh, large in America. Barry's first career, you may recall, was going strong back in those glorious summers of 1973 and 1974, when first the Senate and then the House held Watergate hearings. Man, you could plant corn in those things. Wow, I feel like Don Kirshner bringing back the golden oldies.