If the food was lousy you don't have to lie to the chef. You can have different dishes every day. The food won't complain if you're not hungry. You can eat every day of the month. Eating alone is just as fulfilling as eating with a friend.
Normal folks can live without sex for long periods.
The only protection you need is a napkin. You don't get blisters from cooking your own food too often. You'll receive a joke to make you smile and a riddle to stimulate your brain every business day. You will find in each issue, at the least, one link important to you. If you enjoyed this recipe, please pass it on to your friends and family.