Creative Quotations from . . . If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I'm neurotic as hell. I'll be flying back and forth between one mutually exclusive thing and another for the rest of my days. There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.
Nothing stinks like a pile of unpublished writing.
Scroll down for sources of quotations and special search engines. Richard Shea, 1993. Robert Byrne, 1990.