Buy a real live dead mouse in a Santa hat, or a doll modelled after Mom making a culinary oops. It's like a walkathon, only better. See for yourself . But certain aspects of the case involve truth in labeling and false advertising issues. She may not collect but she'll make a lot of noise and trouble.
People are down on lawyers anyway.
They think we waste time and money on frivolous lawsuits. This isn't going to help our public relations any. Next thing you know someone will come after us because they couldn't stick things together with their toothpaste. And they kept it on the shelf just two aisles from the food section. I know, now, that the directions say it should be used vaginally with a condom.