He is probably right. The shorts caught on fire, causing smoke to fill the lounge and hallway of the coed floor. The oven was on the male side of the floor. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and hundreds of residents from the east and west sides of the hall had to wait outside for about an hour while firefighters ventilated the hall. The floor's resident assistant put the fire out with an extinguisher.
Next time use the laundry room.
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