Nobody is that bored.
I started The Whole Furshlugginer MAD on January 10th, 1996. Progress on this project is painfully slow. I apologize for that, but my pesky job is all the time getting in the way, what with me and my family needing money for things like food and shelter. They even refuse to eat old issues of Cracked instead of food. This problem of slow progress can be easily fixed by finding someone who will offer me a lot of money to work on The Whole Furshlugginer MAD instead of my job.