Mr. Clinton, please send my poor, wretched family just one E. Please. This is my dream. Other nations are expected to pitch in as well, including 10,000 British A's and 6,500 Canadian U's. Japan, rich in A's and O's, was asked to participate, but declined. It should be very exciting for them, and much easier for us to read their maps.
Linguists praise the U.S. decision to send the vowels.
For decades they have struggled with the hard consonants and difficult pronunciation of most Slavic words. Without them, it would be difficult to utter a single word, much less organize a coherent sentence. Please, just don't get me started on the moon-man languages they use in those Eastern European countries. The airdrop represents the largest deployment of any letter to a foreign country since 1984. During the summer of that year, the U.S. shipped 92,000 consonants to Ethiopia, providing cities like Ouaouoaua, Eaoiiuae, and Aao with vital, lifegiving supplies of L's, S's and T's.