Prozac has been linked to ulcers, migraines, severe mood swings, decrease of sexual desires and the inclination to think that, yes, Ben Stein would make a wonderful motivational speaker. I know a lady who started taking Prozac after her husband left her for another woman. She was very depressed and thought that taking Prozac would help her get over the loss. What I feel she needed was counseling. I recommended her to my psychic friend.
Psychics can be very reassuring, especially when one has just ended a relationship.
They offer great proclamations like, opportunity is about to knock at your door. It is these kind of specific prophecies that make me wonder if some psychics moonlight writing fortunes in Chinese fortune cookies. I have my own personal psychic who just last week told me she sensed I had a strong desire to be a famous writer or movie director. She knew me right to the core. She has upped her smoking from a pack a day to three packs, and I give her five years until she becomes unrecognizable from Don Knotts.