The ironic thing is that the University of Hawaii Rainbow Warriors don't suck. They've broken their 19-game losing streak and it looks like they are ready to play some football. UH officials, having the backbone of, well, foam rubber, caved in to the gutless terrorists and have sidelined the cartoonish mascot. Now, according to UH president Kenneth Mortimer, the whole mascot issue is under review, which means the Warrior mascot is history and will be replaced by a more politically correct alternative that won't offend anyone in the world. Let's see if we can help out here.
Papayas are well-known in Hawaii.
In the PC world, you can't use animals as mascots. We wouldn't even have to change the team colors.