Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips. Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work. Men are like remote controls. Easy to use.
Men are like shag carpets.
Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on. Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around. Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.