This year I will take my 53rd cruise. I've spent my children's inheritance on sea time.
Every passenger gets the royal treatment on a ship, no extra charge.
And I like being treated like a queen. That royal feeling comes over me as soon as the ship moves away from the pier. My fantasy life has begun. During the next few days, my cabin steward will keep my refuge neat. He will tell me that I look wonderful as I lumber down the hall dressed in my dinner finery.