That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. There was this lover who told his love that he would go through hell for her. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Not that this is always a virtue.
Fleas are interested in dogs.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it.