Some people are into sports, some are into music, and some are into school. I m into making out with randoms at parties. This academic year I ve made out with at least ten of em. I mean, you meet a guy, you make out, and then you part. Nope, I m not a slut.
Nothing s better than that.
I highly recommend that you try. Over the years of my life I have become quite accustomed to the finer things in life. Going to sleep without the fear of gunfire every night, not having a strange man jerking off in the bathroom, electricity, and elevators that stop at every floor. I was thrown in the pit of hell. That s right, I m talking about Ogg Hall.