Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol. Possibly good methane source.
Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.
Yo mama's so dumb she got locked in the bathroom and peed herself. Two British nuns, Sister Carol and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in a car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, a diminutive vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield. Sister Carol switches them on, which knocks the vampire about, but he clings on and hisses again at the nuns.