Life is sexually transmitted. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.