The theory is that if the windshield doesn't crack from the carcass impact, it'll survive a real collision with a bird during flight. It seems the British were very interested in this and wanted to test a windshield on a brand new, speedy locomotive they were developing. They borrowed the FAA's chicken launcher, loaded the chicken and fired. The ballistic chicken shattered the windshield, went through the engineer's chair, broke an instrument panel and embedded itself in the back wall of the engine cab. The British were stunned and asked the FAA to recheck the test to see if everything was done correctly.
Most people deserve each other.
All the good ones, no matter what it is, are taken. The one who snores will fall asleep first. The probability of meeting someone you know increases greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to be seen with. Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack's liquor store. Her voice dropped.