Wilson will make a lot of hand gestures and facial expressions. Good hunting and fishing stories require precise understanding of many small details, all of which will be necessary to recall for a complete understanding of the story. Caruthers will offer a sickly smile and pretend to listen. You and a sandwich. Wilson will then continue his story of the ham sandwhich abduction, an event, he says, which did not begin the day the bass stole his ham sandwich, but actually had premonitory happenings nine years earlier, the Year of the Yellow Bluegill.
Good stories take a little time.
Caruthers will, at this point, sense complete loss of a business day. Hold that thought. Wilson will look deeply hurt. Wilson will say searchingly. I'm letting you take the company car.