A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. An honest man is one who's never been caught. Behind every satisfied woman is an exhausted man. Behind every successful man stands a bunch of amazed co-workers. Don't jump on a man unless he's down.
Every man has a sane spot somewhere.
Fun is fun but no girl wants to laugh all of the time. Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. Golf is men in ugly pants walking. I married beneath me - all women do. If it ain't broke, just let your husband tinker with it.