Zymergy's Law Of Evolving System Dynamics. Once you open a can of worms, the only way to re-can them is to get a bigger can. The other queue moves faster. That quantity which when added to, subtracted from, multiplied by or divided through gives the answer you should have got. Law Of Selective Gravity.
Objects fall so as to do the most damage.
The chance of bread falling butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. Gordon's First Law. If a research project isn't worth doing at all, it's not worth doing well. If the facts do not conform to the theory they must be disposed of. Hoare's Law Of Small Problems.