A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she WILL be ready to go out, as soon as she finds her earring, finishes putting on her makeup, and decides what dress to wear. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his slip pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a trailer and take his mountain of clothes to the laundry.
Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the laundry.
This is a myth perpetuated by re-runs of Levi s ads. If Mary, Suzanne, Jane and Alice get together for lunch, they will call each other Mary, Suzanne, Jane and Alice. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. Men are vain, they will always check themselves out in a mirror. Men see the telephone as a communication tool.