Then I took his dog to the pound and said that I found it in the park biting children. Turns out he had a handicapped sticker in his car, so I thought maybe I should apologize, but then I realized what I did will just serve as a lesson to all the non-handicapped people who might someday consider parking in the handicapped spots. I feel that justified my actions. I got this good idea last week to go into the babysitting business. I put an ad in the paper that said I will provide the kind of day care no human could possibly match.
People buy into that stuff really easily.
Since I'm a robot they think I can do any job more efficiently than humans. I got the kids cleaning the house. I'm trying to teach one kid how to use the lawnmower. Another kid I have down in the basement doing plumbing. Those little hands can reach places I couldn't consider getting to.