A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Wilcox's Law 5. All kookies are not in a jar. I never give them hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell.
Insanity is hereditary.
You get it from your children. Experience varies directly with equipment ruined. Wet manure is slippery. If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. The first lesson that you must learn is, when I call for statistics about the rate of infant mortality, what I want is proof that fewer babies died when I was Prime Minister than when anyone else was Prime Minister.