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Imaginary entries are as welcome as any other kind.
Here is the first nomination, submitted by investigator Jo Simoens. After we receive your nominations, the Screening Committee will select a field of semifinalists. You, the public, will then select the winner. Unexpected things lurk in medical-research literature databases. Professor Levrakis's institution has issued a press release in which you can read about Professor Lavrakis's startling discovery.