Researchers from Johns Hopkins University traveled to the rainforest last week, in preparation for the first wide-scale test of the new AIDS vaccine. The vaccine, originally announced in the New England Journal of Medicine last month, utilizes a rare form of chlorophyll found in a fern that grows only in the Amazon Rainforest. Immediately after publication in the Journal, environmentalist groups had vowed to stop researchers from entering the rainforest. Even gays come in second to trees and dirt. Herbert Friedman, head of the research team, issued a statement in response.
Environmentalists are evil bastards.
Sierra Club president McGrady was unable to be reached for further comment, after he was fatally wounded by a family of woodpeckers. McGrady had allowed the woodpeckers to nest in his hair and extract insects out of his skull. The woodpeckers ate well. Then post a comment. All site content copyrighted by the author.