My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. Never execute code written on a Friday or a Monday. Once we've got the bugs ironed out, we'll be running on flat bugs. One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects. Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code. Programming is an art form that fights back. So far, the Universe is winning. Andrew Rutherford Real programmers don't document.