Trips to the moon also available. Authorities believe that the con men running this scam made off with over six million dollars. If I had chosen another field, all this may not have happened. Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. The robber apparently stuffed the loot down the front of his pants as he was running out the door.
Police have the man's charred trousers in custody.
In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.