Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing. Practice makes perfeckt. God pulled an all-nighter on the sixth day. If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
Religions change, but beer and wine remain.
A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy. If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. He's dead, Jim.