In a closed bar, the porno comes on, because porno is the only thing worth watching at 5 AM with a black box cable descrambler. Then, its time to drink. The draft beer gets filled, the shots poured and the stories get all crazy and dirty. Nothing like an empty bar for a dirty story or drunken argument. Everyone is a buddy and the hour is late.
Most guys think, if they work hard enough, that they can pick up a bartender.
They have a better chance winning Lotto. The owner and manager check everyone out. That is if one of them isn't trying to make time with her first. The only guy that is going to get a shot is one they either like or know. Leaving with some drunken asshole just is not in the cards.