Don't squat with your spurs on. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.