Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer. Dogs don t let magazine articles guide their lives. Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than lobster. You never have to wait for a dog. They re ready to go 24 hours a day.
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry.
Dogs don t borrow your shirts. Dogs never want foot-rubs. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public. Dogs find you amusing when you re drunk. Dogs can t talk.