Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwartzkopf.
Men have an easier time buying bathing suits.
Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo.