There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo. Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer SAYS you're out of it.
Kids have little computer bodies with disks that store information.
They remember who had to do the dishes the last time you had spaghetti, who lost the knob off the Tv set six years ago, who got punished for teasing the dog when he wasn't teasing the dog and who had to wear girls boots the last time it snowed. Certainly not a mother. People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing.