The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare and walked directly toward him. Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Psychiatrists say that one of four people is mentally ill.
Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.