My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus. Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out. I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas. What the fool does in the end, the wise man does in the beginning.
Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.
Study art and logic - learn to draw your own conclusions. Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life.