Find one thing you like in the dining hall and go with it. You will hear more stupid nicknames than you ever thought possible. Cereal makes a meal any time of day. ATMs are the devil's advocate. You almost forget how to drive.
People still cheat, it's just more technologically advanced.
You get really good with excuses for skipping class. The girl you're going to marry may live right next door, so keep your stereo down. Ordering food at 1 am is a common occurance. TV becomes a bigger time sucker than ever before. You realize how great your hell summer job was once you get to work study.