I'm so sick of hearing about parking on campus. I am tired of people complaining. Most maddening is the fact that parking shouldn't even be an issue. The university is in no way obligated to provide inexpensive and convenient parking for every student who is too lazy or too cool to walk here.
Most apartments are within walking and biking distance or at least on bus routes.
People do not need to drive to campus at all. So, you've moved off campus to an apartment that does justice to your blacklight posters. The only glitch is, it's a few blocks off campus. Maybe you even roll down your windows and treat us to a little Puff Daddy on your way. Life is good, and you're living in style.