The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger.
Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base. Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait. My mom said she learned how to swim.