So men can remember them. They all already have boyfriends. When he owns it. A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
His hand caught fire. Put the remote control between his toes. I must be able to do better than that. Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.