My claws aren't that sharp. . . Litter box not here. You must have moved it again. I'll crap in the sink. The Big Ones snore now.
Every room is dark and cold.
If cats can learn to stay out of the street, they often live well up into their teens and a few even make it into their early twenties. It was once thought that 1 year in the life of a cat was equivalent to 7 years of a human life. It is a lot more fun to live with cats than with most people. Read on to see why. Cats don't care whether you're a conservative or a liberal.