But it CAN rent a very close imitation. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it. Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
Hard work pays off in the future.
Laziness pays off now. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. Half the people you know are below average.