My take is that I find a lot of different things to be quite funny. I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. I'm all out of bubblegum. A computer without a Microsoft Operating System is like a dog without bricks tied to its head. This is not a drill.
Programmers are busy writing the next best idiot proof software.
The universe, in the meantine, is busy making the next best idiot. The universe is winning. If I had wanted your website to make noise I would have licked my finger and rubbed it across the monitor. They're probably not even circumcised. Working with Unix is like wrestling with a worthy opponent.