I don't believe man is woman's natural enemy. Perhaps his lawyer is. It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor as long as you've got money. An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Life is a terminal disease usually caused by birth.
Enjoy it while you can. To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, you're overdoing it. Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging little things not at all like the glaring defects in other people's characters. Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80, and gradually approach 18. You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.