Laughter is better than pills for what ails you. Retribution in inevitable. There's nothing wrong with getting a good head start. When watching someone, use both eyes. You'll need them.
Nobody is pure.
At the year's end, count how many people have survived and celebrate your good fortune. If your dinner crawls off your plate, put it back and tell it to stay put. Some things we are not ready for. All beings are defined by their capacity and need for love. Always leave a little room for people to disappoint you.