Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of the changes varies with the individual. Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction. He buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for an expensive foreign sports car.
Men see the telephone as a communications tool.
They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. If a woman is out driving and she finds herself in unfamiliar surroundings, she will stop at a gas station for directions. Men consider this to be a sign of weakness. A man will never stop and ask for directions.