Not to mention those freaky curling irons that make your hair sizzle. I have a feeling it's all part of a huge conspiracy to get us looking like normal people before we graduate. Then they move on to the boys with their khakis and polo shirts. Since we all want to be just like the other girls and boys, the guys slowly, almost imperceptibly incorporate polo shirts into their wardrobes and the pants without pockets suddenly appear in all the girl's closets. Then the girls go home from class and pull on that pair of size three jeans and suck in their breaths and jump up and down while holding the zipper until it either breaks, they fall through the floor, or eventually they get them zipped up.
Most girls are quite honest about it all.
Guys aren't exempt from this quest for beauty either. I've known plenty of guys who enjoy a good manicure every now and then-even a few who paint their nails. Any USD guy who doesn't either highlight, blow dry, or gel his hair is either still hung over or dating someone back home. I think USD might be the only place on earth where the women are finished getting ready to go out before the men are. I feel the urge to go pull out a few one by one until my entire forehead turns bright red and burns like salt in an open wound.