That one's for you Malcolm and Eddie. And the rest of the UPN Crew. In my town we have these caves. Nobody knows where they go. There's lots of different theories.
Most people believe they are inhabited by cannibals.
The kids all have their different stories, like the time the dirty man came down from the woods with balloons and stole all the children and sold them to Kathy Lee. And he went back in after he relieved himself. Some say the cow had no affiliation at all with the ho-down. It's makes him all tipsy they say. That's why he never comes out.