Beer is never late. Beer labels come off without a fight. Beer stains wash out. Beer waits in the car while you play football. Changing beers doesn't cause you to pay alimony.
Hangovers go away.
You know you're the first one to pop a beer. Wild Ovulating Man-Eating Nymphomaniacs. A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far. A lover teaches a wife all her husband kept hidden from her. A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.