Let me tell you what I've endured. I sell wigs and novelties. And a good salesman has to test the merchandise first. A joke worth 20 gees a year for the past twenty-five years. But it's just a job, it's not your life.
Novelties are a dime a dozen.
You don't just blacken a tooth and then throw out the jaw. My clients, they know me and they love me because I bring laughter and joy into their lives. When they see me, they're faces just light up. But lately you've been lighting up fewer and fewer faces, Jimmy. I've seen our bank statement.