Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, The bitter, The lager. Forever and ever, Barmen. It's better to have beer in hand than gas in tank.
Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
Beer is good food. To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. Cut the small talk and get me a beer.