All right, then. No, friends, living in Kathy Bates' shadow does not afford one all the cool luxuries that it would appear to. No, but you look a lot like Kathy Bates. I don't think that's the prom dress for you, Hon. Just tweak the old adage a little to suit my grotesque existence.
Every little girl is beautiful.
Some of them just look like Kathy Bates. She's the editor of her school's online newspaper and she looks just like Kathy Bates with her hair down. Somewhere there's got to be a lifeboat that'll take me to an island where tact prevails. An insult is an insult no matter how cloaked in glitzy third grade adjectives or matronly celebrity reference it may be. Think long and hard about it before feeding your buddies such brutal jive.