It is better to be approximately right than precisely wrong. The trouble with lawyer jokes is lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes. The graveyards are full of indispensable men. Age is a high price to pay for maturity. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Indolence is the mother of poverty.
May I always be the kind of person my dog thinks I am. Justice is when the decision is in your favor. Against logic there is no armor like ignorance. Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth. Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.