Paris is the City of Lights, the Capital of Europe, the Windy City, the Big Easy, Cheesetown, and the Hog Butcher to the World. It is a favored destination for American tourists and German armies alike, and I have obtained valuable intelligence which may assist anyone who wishes to visit this magical place. At several points in this article, I will reference interesting locations and shops, which you too may visit. I will not dwell on this information overmuch in the body of the article, as it would interfere with my main purpose, which is to work through certain poisonous psychological issues. Well, Why You Should Go To Paris Instead of Afghanistan 1.
Human life has value in Paris.
The health care. In Paris, there is some. Both countries have many interesting, ancient works of art. Paris puts them in buildings and lets you look at them for a reasonable fee. Afghanistan blows them up with rocket launchers.