The other day, as I was ravenously finishing a Stouffer's frozen lasagna, it hit me that I had finally reached the existence that is college life. I was trying to think of all the indicators of this, and I felt it was necessary to write them down. You're idea of doing the dishes is licking them until no food can be seen on them anymore.
Quarters are more valuable than dollars.
You begin wearing your clothes inside out because you can't afford to wash them. You're definition of a clean room is one where you can actually walk from the door to the bed. You're definition of a super clean room is one where you can find a place to sit. You fight the dog for the burnt left overs in your parents' refrigerator. Cold pizza is considered a suitable breakfast food.