Only some of the robots go schizo and start killing teens, causing the all-white gangstas to retaliate in a predictable orgy of blood and steel limbs.
Offer love a management-track position with three weeks' vacation, stock options, and full dental.
Show up at love's door in a Ride-Share commuters' minivan. Keep a-honkin' the horn 'til love comes out. Enroll love in an employees' softball league. Change the locks on love's room and throw all love's stuff onto the sidewalk. Enroll love in an SCCC career-training program.