But allow me to start at the beginning. Some of them were mosquitoes with vision. I know this because the collection of bites just above Joe Daw's right butt cheek looks exactly like the constellation Orion. Ask him to show you. By mid-afternoon four of the film's principal characters are dead.
Meat puppets become meat props.
Outside the circle of death, everything and everyone are covered with fake blood. And still the director calls for more butchery. Even Ariauna, who hates everything. Actually, in all seriousness, this weekend just seemed to click all the way around. This is the first time I had to point a gun at someone and just unload a round of bullets into their head.