They don't have any crayons. And the 4th grade teacher took the boys and waited outside the men's bathroom. One of the boys came out and told her he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside and began hoisting all the little boys up by their armpits as they did their business. Though not purposely, while lifting one little boy, she couldn't help but notice that he was particularly well endowed.
Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox.
Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids. Real Mothers know that dried playdough doesn't come out of shag carpets. Real Mothers don't want to know what the vacuum just sucked up. The driver noticed the child hugging an older woman as he left the house. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.