He can't purchase any form of liquor without first having the written consent of his loving spouse. And an old law in Gardena, according to City Manager Ken Landau, prohibits a woman from chewing tobacco without first having permission from her husband. You could be breaking the law when you're just trying to have an innocent night out. And in Costa Mesa, citizens aren't allowed to enter a movie theater within four hours of eating garlic. Don't even think of playing cards with a pregnant woman or a child on the curb of any street in Temecula.
Fashion can be dangerous.
Watch out, fashion victims. If you've been out on the trail a bit too long and your horse is weary, be sure you don't let it fall asleep within the city limits of El Monte. They have an antiquated law in them parts then prohibits a horse from falling asleep in a bathtub, unless the rider is also sleeping with the horse. In Santa Ana, it's illegal to let a horse sleep in a bakery. You've got to be careful even when you're hungry.