If yelled at at this time it stops very quickly and tries to look like a tree. But everybody knows trees are not red so it never works. Soon thereafter water begins coming out of it like sap. Its ears turn blue. Its eyes bulge slightly.
People begin gathering around it and a few bark loudly.
The louder and more frequent the barks the redder it gets. Finally someone barks most loud and it dashes away leaving only a puddle of water and steam. This is an odd sight the first time it is witnessed. It has a frightening habit of standing very quiet very early in the morning, then suddenly at a signal making loud sounds at regular intervals. Everyone in the building jumps up and tries to get away from the noise but as soon as they all are gone it chases them out the door.