The following was submitted by Sterling Coleman. The web site that it is from is listed at the bottom of the page. If so, your cat may be from outer space.
Many people live with cats from outer space.
They may not realize it for years. They consider bringing it up with the cat, but fear that they themselves may end up rocketing across the galaxy on a spaceship full of cats, an empty bag of kibble stuffed in their mouth. They have four feet, a tail, whiskers, ears that swivel side to side to pick up sounds from deep space, and eyes that look at you as if they can't believe how dumb you are. What to Feed Cats from Outer Space Nothing that you feed your cat from outer space will be as good as what they ate on their home planet-and they will remind you of this frequently. So don't even try to placate them.