Judd finds herself continually disappointed by her relationships with men. Then, while reading an article in the Times about the mating habits of animals, she starts to compare the mating habits of various animals to those of men.
Men can t help it if they behave horrendously.
After all, they re only cattle. Judd s best friend, Marisa Tomei, works for a highly successful magazine and talks Judd into putting her theories into a column. She does this under an assumed name, and the usual romantic comedy complications ensue. Romantic triangles form. People shout at each other.