I am the father of Cousin Oliver from The Brady Bunch. Gravity doesn't apply to sorority girls. The British rock invasion has affected me on a spiritual level. There are so many threats in this cruel unforgiving world of ours, it's probably difficult to choose an absolute worst nightmare. But dig deep.
Geometric shapes are groovy.
Then pass me the Cheetos, maaaan. I have a dead raccoon on my head. Join the club, my friend. And welcome to hell. The hairstyle one chooses says a lot about a person.