French fries are good, too, but not as good as at O'Sullivans in Somerville - imagine that. Paris is also full of gays, whom you probably won't have to deal with too closely. Drawing on an infamous example, always do the penis check when in doubt. Same for Belgium. Although it borders with Holland, Belgium is entirely different.
People are largely brunettes, and are much more attractive.
They are also much more likely to speak English. Official languages are Dutch and French, depending on which part of the country you are in. Belgium is rumored to have the best food, beer and sex in the world. I can only speak about food and beer. If you are ever in Belgium, or Europe for that matter, you have to try Leffe, a most excellent Belgian beer.