N ever sleep alone. C urtains are for climbing only. A ll chairs belong to the cat of the house. F eeding time is when YOU want to be fed. G o absolutely berserk for no apparent reason.
S cratching humans and furniture is a no-no.
T ry to keep that mouse alive for your human. M ake the world your playground. W henever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps. W hen you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.