Aliens hate the smell of Proofide. Roger Bugger all. When they see me huffing, puffing and sweating they figure I wouldn't survive the trauma of the green tractor beam and are therefore not worthwhile. Peter Thank you. We will be collecting you all later.
Resistance is useless.
We need some female examples. Dave' can be a girl's name too. Live Long and Prosper. If you have some male and female pig samples too it would be even better. I have never heard 'Dave' used as a woman's name.