Into every life some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down. How much of a tip to leave in a restaurant is always a controversial question. I usually recommend half a crouton, or for special service, throw in that little sprig of parsley. If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.
Men are like small children.
You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it. I love playing cards with children. They can't tell you're dealing off the bottom of the deck. This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket. That's the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over.