Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. There's so little hope for advancement. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work. It's on the other side.
People are always available for work in the past tense.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read, and nobody wants to read. Everything he says is wrong. Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says will be right. Buy a tank. In any organisation there will always be one person who knows what is going on.