We suggest you do it figuratively and stay out of jail. And YOU don't. That's class . Our files are strewn with articles that have revenge possibilities. We have to warn you.
Revenge is fun.
Revenge is sweet. For instance, in Washington State, it is now illegal to make any hand gesture to anyone if that person feels the gesture is in any way threatening. This means, quite literally, that if you smile and wave at a person across the street, that person can run to the police, explain exactly what you did, say they felt threatened by your gesture, and the police will promptly arrest you for assault . It not only can happen, it has happened. So be careful.