One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet. It will be continued next week. Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs.
Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
They don't like to share the spotlight. Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too. Just one, but he has to be on top. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.