Unfortunately I was still in trouble. Contrary to what had actually happened, my assignment was not to find the quickest way to destroy a man's sanity, but rather to make a convincing argument that Tenchi should get Mihoshi. To convince you of this, I'll need to make a few comments on the rather sad state of long-term marriages in the good old United States of America. Basically there aren't enough of them. I'm sure we've all heard the depressing statistics about the rising divorce rate and number of single parents.
People get married, then get bored.
They expect too much, they expect those first heart-pounding moments to last throughout their entire marriage and when they don't they get fed up and stop trying to make the whole thing work. It takes some pretty special people to make a marriage last and if there's no excitement between them it just isn't going to happen. I mean think about it. One thing with Mihoshi, I can personally guarantee you would never EVER get bored being around her. Because as my time with her has so aptly demonstrated, she has the innate ability to pull unexpectedly outrageous things from the most completely mundane moments.