In France a cab ride costs one pair of shoes. Lighting can make a normally ugly person even uglier. Tie cans to your grandmother in case she gets lost. French postmen are just as violent as ours. If you wear glasses use them when pouring hot tea.
Pipes are a underutilized communication medium.
Slapping your daughter does not improve family relations. Hacking at a door with meat cleavers and such makes convincing the occupants to come out difficult. Oh good a rat call. 65 mins - Another suicide scheme, this one involves a candle being floated to a rope suspending the sewing machine over her head. A good moo toy.