Remember, a fat dog can't hunt. People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The restrooms are outside. Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. When it rains, everyone is smiling.
Prayers regarding the weather are standard practice.
The pastor wears boots. Four generations of the same family sit together in worship. Church activities are planned not to conflict with a Cowboy game. There is a special fundraiser for a new septic tank. High notes on the organ can set the dogs to howling.