My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. I never married because there was no need.