The bonds mature. So men can remember them. We don't know, it has never happened. They all already have boyfriends. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.
Put the remote control between his toes. I must be able to do better that that. Practice makes perfect. Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.