Then things took a turn toward the surreal. Clearly, when a publication with a total worldwide circulation of 15 includes two connected romances, we've passed beyond the realm of mere coincidence. Statistically, the implications are stunning. The boys in the mailroom suspect a hoax at the expense of Calzone Inc., but we suspect that there's something even more intriguing afoot - that an aspiring teacher and sociopath in the Great White North is somehow the most successful lover on the North American continent. Hunky, but self-effacing.
Nothing is more charming.
You won't catch Todd doing any pretty-boy posturing. It's an unbeatable combination. The right word at the right time. Todd knows what to say, and when. Though never less than a gentleman, Todd knows that sometimes a girl likes to be pursued.