On the whole, one is tending to the latter. Not Chuck and Camilla. I am referring to Britain's loss of Hong Kong. However, being the clever woman that I am, I think I have a plan which you, Sir Charles, being also exceedingly clever, must help implement. As you know, since early April I have been in the colonies as the houseguest of a number of rather distant friends who own estates suitable to my station, and I have it on quite good authority that, while some of those upstart Americans rebelled against taxation without representation two centuries ago, their descendants are not fond of taxation with representation either.
Much inedible food is served, noise is made, and sometimes groups of people parade about.
Why, it would even be nice if Prince Chuck himself were to go. Goodness knows, the lad needs something to do, and his mum appears likely to live forever. Of course, the Americans would have to apologize for their rebellion, but being the polite people we are, we'd surely accept after making them grovel just a bit. Think of the examples Britain could set for them. Unfortunately, it fell overboard as the steward brought it up the gangplank, and, due to an unusually large number of dead fish that suddenly appeared on the surface of the sea, we were not able to successfully retrieve it.