My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano. These seven words even strike fear in the heart of General Schwarzkopf. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits.
Men have higher body temperatures than women.
If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.