Our SignTenders come in your choice of blondes, brunettes redheads and weight lifters in equal proportions. Guiltless salads are served at every session at no extra cost. Pink pillows are provided on an as-needed basis. But, hurry, hurry, hurry. If the last divan is filled before your application reaches us, you may have to pop an old cold pill and wait.
Real Psychiatrists believe that sedation is the best policy.
If one pill doesn't improve your looks, they give you two. Unfortunately, after you pay their bills you can't afford their pills. Witch doctors are twice as good and only charge half as much. SighTenders share your burdens and live on your tips. After taking all the tests psychiatrists can give, one guy was confronted by the nurse who read them.