Beer is never late. Beer labels come off without a fight. Beer stains wash out. Beer waits in the car while you play football. Changing beers doesn't cause you to pay alimony.
Hangovers go away.
You know you're the first one to pop a beer. Wild Ovulating Man-Eating Nymphomaniacs. A man is as young as the women he feels. A man is only as old as the woman he feels. A woman drove me to drink.