Chainsaws and axes are more effective than bullets against government bio-weapons. Monsters are easily sensed by psychics. Scots don't mind people playing bag pipes, ever. Cars blow up quite easily. Teenage punks always carry guns and do not hesitate to use them.
Police officers crack jokes in any situation.
Even monsters have to be read their Miranda rights. Bullet proof monsters have easily damaged tentacles. Monsters will eat anything you put in their mouth. When tossing vicious monsters aside, be careful where you throw them. Women carry baseball bats with them at all times late at night.