Haskins A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself. A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved. Butler A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. Baskins A wedding is a funeral where a man smells his own flowers.
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
Marriage is a trip between Niagra Falls and Reno. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Marriage is not a word.