Email Caroline's Korner 21.
Impulse engines stall when used in reverse.
Shields fail to work on alternate Fridays. Booster cables become permanent fixtures in transporter room. Captain's chair must be propped upagainst screen to keep image from flickering. Guinan stops wearing large, heavy hats for fear of falling through squeaky part of floor in Ten-Forward. Turbolift cannot climb past deck 5 when there are more than 2 people on board.