One instantly chooses the preserves. One waits simply forever in line at the portable loo. The fingers of Edna Thistle, Mrs, are removed from Lady Grandiose's neck. Sir Charles Grandiose awards the blue ribbon to the Lady Felicia Grandiose for her Minced Duck Foot Orange Aspic. Runners up include a red ribbon to Lady Grandiose for her Lemon Seed and Oxtail Savoury, and a white ribbon to Lady Grandiose for her Tripe Lime Pickle.
Noon tea is served.
Lady Grandiose finishes her acceptance speech. Edna Thistle, Mrs, is muzzled after biting Sir Charles Grandiose on the legs. Sir Charles Grandiose awards the blue ribbon to the Lady Felicia Grandiose for her Gooseberry and Catfish Caviar Jam. Runners up include a red ribbon to Lady Grandiose for her Veal Marrow and Raspberry Grainy Spread, and a white ribbon to Lady Grandiose for her Chocolate Pear Calves' Heart Chutney. Lady Grandiose begins her acceptance speech.