So the couple drove to Ohio to get a second opinion. The doctor was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed they were from Kentucky. This doctor also told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, place it in a tin can, hold it next to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a can. Single women come home, see what's in the refrigerator and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the refrigerator.
Because they don't have balls to scratch. One day, Stalin is giving a lecture to his fellow Soviets and while he was going over the business of the day, someone in audience sneezed. Instantly, he looked up, a fierce frown on his face. No one answered. So the KGB does this.