I have to tell you that I ve been watching you all night. If there s one thing I hate, it s a friend like this. I see them all the time. If I were to bite he d have me in the back seat of his shitty little car sweating to the oldies. He s the kind of guy who hears a sigh and thinks it s an orgasm, who will spend no more than 10 minutes on top in total self-gratification.
Guys are funny.
They think that if they enjoyed it, you must have too. I m used to selfish lovers, I ve had plenty in my day. What sickens me is that this guy is supposed to be Jay s friend. His interest in me hasn t been all night, it only came when he realized his friend was going to score. He wants to take that away from him.