I tell Plato that I live in the country that has come the closest to Utopia, and I show him a copy of the Constitution. I tell Aristotle that we have found many more than four basic elements and I show him a periodic table. I get a box of kitchen matches and strike one. They gasp with wonder. We spend the rest of the night lighting farts.
Raccoons are abundant in the woods and lowlands in Texas.
Texas Attitude Texas - Where farting is considered a competitive sport. Although the buffalo no longer roams freely in Texas, herds once numbering in the millions blanketed the prairies and grasslands in the Panhandle region, providing native Indians with food and clothing.