We hope you get a kick out if this, we sure do.
Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and it's our job, as women, to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with. You spent more decorating your wine cellar than you did your home. When people visit, the only room they see is the wine cellar. When describing a wine to friends your wife puts a stopwatch on you. The UPS delivery takes a coffee break at your house each day.