Turns out the hot young lady isn't brainwashed after all, she's out to get revenge on the cult for killing a friend. I've got a hearty respect for Sears after this one. Never give freaked out hookers chainsaws. Hookers really like Elvis. Cops use chains and padlocks on prisoners.
Men love pictures of naked women holding baseball bats.
Us guys don't really enjoy a girl sucking on our nipple if she slices it up with a knife first. When a woman talks back to you headbutt her. Egyptian religion involved the ritual use of chainsaws, thousands of years before the first internal combustion engine of course. Always keep your chainsaw full of gas. Somebody chop him up please.