And if there was ever a man to convince you to take prostate cancer seriously, it's country singer and comedy king Ray Stevens. On It Last week in a tragic chain of events a rollerblader was decapitated while speeding down a hill. Apparently the bladers failure to catch a can of Mountain Dew hurtling towards them ended with the can actually puncturing the skull through the forehead and coming out through the back of the head. This incident has alarmed members of the skateboarding, rollerblading and parachuting communities. An anonymous surfer was quoted as saying.
Nobody is safe now, man.
We thought, bummer, but little else. Coincidence, that's all. Nothing to do with us. Shortly before going to press, Toast has learned that Love and Rockets, subjects of a profile in our last issue, have also decided to split. So far, the curse seems to be affecting only alternate issues, sort like male pattern baldness, only not really at all.