A diaphram is a drawing in geometry. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. An erection is when the Japanese vote for their new government officials. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass.
Pornography is the business of making record albums.
Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins. An enema is someone who is not your friend. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese.