Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Don't piss me off - I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger.
Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
Don't steal, the government hates competition. Don't vote - it only encourages them. Do, or do not. There is no try . Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so shall you become.