M is for Massacre, Because school shootings are fun. N is for Nannies, Because that's what the New Left is. O is for Opportunity Cost, Which shows us how money spent on the state Is lost for everything else. P is for Price, A little bit of information that we like to censor, Much like KKK pamphlets. Which is what you should do about authority.
R is very important.
A convenient construct to pin responsability on. T is for Taxes, Our debt to our rulers, That we all love to pay. U is for Universal Health Care, Because I live in Canada, And I know it's terrible. W is for Wars, Which all end up badly, except for governments. X is for Xians, People that Bush gives charity funding to.