Four - one to actually change it and three friends to brag to about how he screwed it. Or, five - one to force it with a hammer and four to take him to the emergency room. Or, one - men will screw just about anything. No one knows. It's never happened.
Husbands are like children - they're fine if they're someone else's.
Husbands like lawn mowers - they're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time. Sleeping with a man like a soap opera - just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time. Men like noodles - they are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough. Men are like Miller Lite - they taste good, but aren't very filling. Men are like commercials - you can't believe a word either one of them say and they both last about 60 seconds.