It's a woman's job. They both spread for bread. Because they can get eaten three times for a quarter. Because cowboys never take their hats off when they eat. When you put your hand down their pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.
Most men know it's there, but few really care.
It's the only thing in the world that can change a fruit into a vegetable. A free meal. A 69 interrupted by a period. A 69 with 5-percent meal tax. You take your foot off its head and let it rise to the surface.