You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people. The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger.
Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. You have to stay in shape.