Men are like portable heaters that snore. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.
Men are less sentimental than women.
No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily. Men accept compliments much better than women do. Must be the lighting. Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause.