Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. When you were born people smiled and you cried. Live your life in such a way that when you die peopel will cry and you will smile. Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up, depends upon what you're made of.
Life is a roller coaster.
You can either scream every time you hit a bump or you can throw your hands up in the air and enjoy it. Everyone says that life is not fair. So life is fair. Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for a while.