It's a speaker placement issue. Ok, I guess air safety stats are just as valid. The party that night was surprisingly well attended for being dry. I will take my secret of keeping them in the room to my early grave. It was a different crowd.
Night people are never functional enough to visit fan tables.
It helped when a revered pro sat down in a corner and a BNF rested in another. They were active circles that kept drawing in the nosers who won't enter a party unless it's already packed. More memberships sold. I will eternally be personally offended that they didn't buy it cheaper forever ago. We couldn't care less.