Once she made me a little card with a bear drawn in crayon on the cover. We're like mice. We turn into bears. She'd even give me advice about girls. Eric, find a magic girlfriend who wants to love you.
Little kids can be so damn smart.
Now, she's nine. She is smart, outgoing and wolfs down Double Doubles like nobody's business. What a pathetic loser. Now, I don't know why I ever had a doubt. I think how it's unbelievably cool to have a sibling over 10 years your junior.