Never lick a steak knife. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely sugguests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. Your friends love you anyway.
Food is an essential part of a balanced diet.
I got a notice on my computer telling me to vacate my apartment. E-mit what we omit. Oh Lord of the Universe, creator of all things, all wise, and compassionate. Thou art omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent. It could not be that which it is.