Well, first you must understand the mentality in which these rants are written. I am writing with no regards to any accepted sentence structures, spelling rules, or political correctness in general. In fact, I just may rant on why each of those suck. So, I've established the basis upon which my rants shall be based. Now I shall establish the reason for the creation of my rants.
Rants are a great way to just be able to type and type about anything.
I want to go off on tangents. I want to offend people. I want the right to be able to use fabric softener if I so desire, and not if that tickles my fancy. All people should have this right. Heck, all people have the right.