There are three of four points where they cheat certain death and everyone present bursts into cheers, not to mention the fight scenes. The entertainment factor in watching Hasselhoff battle a stop motion robot with a lightsabre should go without saying. The projectile crashes through a window not fifty feet from the Count, if it had been full of baking soda and vinegar the missile might have killed him, let alone any real explosive. Okay, if I get into all the things wrong with this movie we'll be here all night, be assured it is awful - though not boring. You can build a model spaceship out of most anything, even golf balls.
Nuclear reactors run off huge bath beads.
Running across a beach in high heel boots is not easy. In the future nobody can count. Men with perms are immune to deadly lasers. Being frozen and then thawed out will not smear a woman's mascara. The most powerful weapon in the galaxy is a lava lamp.