God is alive and well and working on a less ambitious project. When God made man she was only practising. Racist language should be blacked. You don't buy beer, you only rent it. I thought wanking was a Chinese city until I discovered Smirnoff.
Psychologists produce habits out of rats.
TS Eliot is an anagram of toilets. Sex Discrimination Hotline switchboard manned 24 hours. Before I discovered women, I though love was just a pain in the arse. This wall has been designated MS Bodl 20539 and will shortly be removed for rebinding. Women like the simple things in life like men.