Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Force mouth open with dessert spoon.
Flick pill down throat with rubber band.
Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply hot compress to cheek and disinfect. Throw tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid your miserable cat.