Comes with Depends and Kleenex. Never trust a dog to watch your food. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. Stay away from prunes. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.