Just a few feet short of the hunter, the bear came to a abrupt stop, and glanced around , somewhat confused. A lady was exercising her dog in the park. A man on a bicycle came up behind her and grabbed the carrier bag from her hand. Pedaling furiously into the distance with his prize he was not aware of the lady rolling on the grass in fits of laughter. She had been using the plastic bag to collect her dog poop.
Ostriches stick their heads in the sand to look for water.
An Eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it. In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees. Polar bears are left-handed. This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with his with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics.