Or Sally Jessy, bare minimum. It's really not that much money. He is, after all, somebody's dad. Just think of it as being what you'd spend to see last winter's hot movie at the two-dollar theater, including small soda and medium popcorn, even though the film print has more scratch marks on it than Marv Albert's date. Food is always good.
Men like to eat every day.
That's part of what makes them men and what keeps anorexia limited to one gender. A gift that sticks with you long after they're gone. Your second choice is apparel. This works out great, because there are bargains all over town. On just about every street corner, there's a vendor selling UA Final Four and national championship T-shirts.