Repeat until caught. Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss. Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live. Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing.
Familiarity breeds children.
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we'd be so simple we couldn't understand. There is no such thing as government money, only taxpayer money. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.