On top of that, workers have begun dropping things, most notably a piece of pipe and a hammer, on terrified students. The DCMB has learned that these were not accidents. The Law School, alma mater of the Clintons, has decided to add falling-object dodging to the draft dodging and subpoena dodging curriculum. Watch now as the band forms a hammer and plays Hail to the Moolah. Band forms a ball peen hammer and plays Hail to the Chief and switches in the middle to The Yale Boola.
New Haven gets a bad rap, but there are many more things to do here than most people realize.
For example, on Thursday afternoons you can go to Stirling Library and listen to the crazy religious lady tell you why you're going to hell. Every morning you can shower in a coed bathroom. There are always the Women's Center's lectures to go to, and if you're really desperate, you can join an a capella group. Watch now as the band forms the Soldiers' and Sailors' Monument and plays The Land of a Thousand Pollutants. Band forms Soldiers and Sailors Monument and plays Land of a Thousand Dances.