Ask your father. We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on our picnics. It is useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office. If you want to know where God is ask a drunk. Time flies like the wind.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.