Maybe Skip Rogers filmed this part from his own personal fighter jet he keeps in his grandma's basement, and was reading off the wrong list of missiles. Oh, Skip's right there with you, bitch. Skip got a special understanding of the words from his prison roommate after he was convicted for scoring too many points in the game of love. Hey, hold on. I don't care if Skip calls himself World Video Game Champion .
People give themselves stupid titles all the time.
In fact, after one birthday, my grandpa became The World's Greatest Grandpa. That's a way more sought after title than World Video Game Champion, but he doesn't get delusional about like Skip does. It gets its worst while he's landing the plane in Top Gun. Even Skip Rogers misses a landing every now and then. This opened an entire new philosophy of life for me.