Commuters' hearts drop as light rail estimate soars, wallets turn to dust. More people would vote if candidates were flavors. Mark ballots with licks. Clinton catches cold. Newt dies of pneumonia.
Life seems more unfair with every crisp autumn day.
Sand up Saddam's nose, fleas devour him head to toe, missiles blacken sky. Mother Nature sweats, butterflies seek darkest shade, nations pass gases. Rotten red apples, promises that smell so sweet, incumbents returned. Paula's nose stretched, stretched, each time she accused Clinton. Accusations sucked 850,000 from President's veins.