Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions. Because they already have boyfriends. He had it bronzed. Its sex with someone they love. Because the sample is taken from their finger.
Men are proof of reincarnation.
You can't get that dumb in just one lifetime. Nobody can call him a quitter. He always gets fired. He's hoping for a lucky stroke. Because they end every sentence with a proposition.