Normal people should wait for the next model, but it's a critical status symbol for the truly wired. The Handeze Fingerless Gloves were designed by the New England Therapeutic Research Group and are sold by the Therapeutic Appliance Group. But user testimonials and the company's marketing materials claim that wearing the gloves helps relieve cramping, fatigue, and pain caused from too much typing or mouse clicking. You're fried, you're toast, you're done. And all faster than ever before, thanks to the latest technological breakthrough in cooking.
Microwave ovens are passe.
FlashBake introduces a new generation of oven that works on high-powered lights controlled by software. The device was developed for heating silicon wafers formerly used in computers. The story goes that while awaiting a pizza delivery, FlashBake's inventors realized that a pizza box resembles a big wafer. Now so does the FlashBake oven, which can cook a pizza in 46 seconds, a New York steak in 105 seconds, and a chicken filet in 2 minutes. Now there's a relatively inexpensive juke box for the digital age.