Or that insanely talented chick who lives by the stadium. And they do things like make journals and lecture series and cook amazing foods in the kitchen. Connection to West Philadelphia echoed too infrequently by Penn at large. Tutoring and art programs and reading programs for elementary students. The house is wonderful, and even though I should be fired as a babysitter for daydreaming about this article rather than watching the kids, that doesn't mean you shouldn't go.
Every event is open to the public and free.
Note - Hannah Sassaman did watch Al's children on Friday, September 1st. She claims that the above discussions of babysitting are merely a cheesy 'framing device', and that no children were harmed in the writing of this article. She claims further that the only times she wasn't watching the kids were while they buried her in stuffed animals. Neither of the children could be reached for comment.