May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Illegal to possess more than one. Send it to us . Win a T-shirt.