On a dare from Eddie Scannell. I'd like to say my heart was pounding like a kettledrum, and I was transported to the Sea of Bliss, but, in fact, it was beating more like a shaken can of Orange Crush, and I was transported to the coat room for thirty minutes of life-altering isolation.
Love is a capricious task-master, the grand seducer, the betrayer of souls.
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