The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. The best way to compliment your wife is frequently. A diplomat is a man who can make his wife believe she would look fat in a fur coat. The safest way to disagree with your wife is very quietly. Genuine happiness is when a wife sees a double chin on her husband's old girlfriend.
Many husbands go broke on the money their wives save at sales.
The trouble with wives is that they'd rather mend your ways than your socks. Yes, I have spent some of the happiest moments of my life in the arms of another man's wife. I can't remember who she was. Now lets get serious again, I believe that marriage is a gift from God and can be a very beautiful and rewarding thing. However, in a marriage where both people were married in a church, the divorce rate is 1 out of 50.