Just be careful whom you tell about your past. San Miguel's buildings are painted every colour of the rainbow. The most efficient way to reach San Miguel is with American Airlines through Dallas connecting with a flight to Leon, Mexico. From there, it is a one-hour drive to San Miguel. Hotel La Puerticita is built around a series of courtyards.
Most rooms have generous balconies adorned with cascading flowers.
The bathrooms are Mexican tile and the beds enormous. The local artisans market is as good as any in the country and the prices are reasonable. Be sure to bargain with a sense of humour. The gallery at the Instituto Allende frequently showcases artists' works. The paintings and sculptures are world-class, the prices reasonable.