The crown of victory laurels of any sport is the sheer rush of humiliating the opponent, not in bragging about your handicap. Golf terminology . Bogies, birdies, strokes and handicaps. Maybe golf could attract more devotees if it would use terminology that made a difference. Golf cart potential.
Golf carts are a little slice of heaven on wheels.
With all the well groomed open terrain combined with the infrequent sand dunes and rolling creeks, it seems to me golf is missing a golden opportunity to capitalize on human bowling. Golfing beverage selection. You rarely hear of this aspect in the sporting magazines, but it is obvious when you hit the greens that golf has superior beverage selections. This at least explains how Fuzzy Zoeller and Tiger Woods got their names. Maybe I am just too darned content with the boys of summer roundin' the bases to be concerned with this gentleman's game, but I would like to suggest that like a mind, a sport is a terrible thing to waste.