I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower. If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me. I descended from a very long line that my mother foolishly listened to.
Marriage is like a bank account.
You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. Some people are in debt because they spend what their friends think they make. Life is like a play. It's not its length, but its performance that counts. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.