Ask any second-grade teacher. Before you call the FDA I'll spare you a bit of embarrassment. There is no such thing as the four food groups anymore. Things have changed, Tom. Ask your kids, they'll tell you.
Reason says guns have no place in a genteel and enlightened society like our own.
I, on the other hand, reckon owning a gun is like owning a flashlight. We rarely plan on our power grid going out, but we keep a flashlight around just in case. A typical gun antagonists' response to any feeble analogy by gun supporters. Completely rational, but it misses the point. That it is more prudent to have a gun and not need it, than to need it and not have it.