In your bathroom there is toothpaste on the light fixtures, all over the floor, a dog drinking out of the toilet and body hair forming a union to protest unsafe working conditions. You buy cereal with marshmallows in it. The closest you get to gourmet cooking is making Rice Krispie treats. If you know who the author is, please email me . Real Mothers Real Mothers don't eat quiche, they don't have time to make it.
Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox.
Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids. Real Mothers know that dried play dough doesn't come out of shag carpet. Real Mothers know that a child's growth is not measured by height or years or grade. . . If you know who the author is, please email me. My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.