You have 17 consonants and 2 vowels in your last name. Grandpa has the Inland Steel 25 year club hat and license plate frame and lost three fingers achieving that milestone. Duct tape is your father's only tool next to using a kitchen knife as a screwdriver. Baba chased you around the house with chamomile tea to drink and rakija to rub on your chest when you had a cold. Your family owns a turntable and an 8 track so your parents can listen to Kico.
Grandpa goes to church in a suit and tennis shoes.
You haven't seen Grandma's hair since Grandpa died. Your co-workers know the history of your country. Grandpa doesn't own a red tie or shirt. You wind up in jail before your brother's wedding for shooting a 9mm in the middle of a subdivision during the wedding gathering. Your parents decided it was time for you to learn English two weeks before you started kindergarten.