He autographed issues outside the newstand down in town. Some people threw coffee on him because they thought he was crazy or something. Today is the greatest day of all time. A midget is visiting my neighbor for a week. It's been a hell of a day chasing that lil' one around, I keep expecting him to dive into a some hole or something.
Midgets are so afraid of robots.
They are probably afraid of clowns too, since all midgets have to have broken free from a circus at one point in their life. I think the circus gets legal rights. Someday if I am ever a rich robot, I will buy those legal rights. I will build them a miniature colonial village, circa 1776. Some days they will have to put on reenactments on the street for my paying customers.