Let's be frank, though. The difficulty of finding that someone special here at Brown has been over-exagerrated. We at GCF, for instance, manage to find someone special every weekend. By the way, there's a Brown Daily Herald cocktail party this weekend. But if you're single and don't want to be, read on, because in this issue we'll tell you how to find that blissful relationship that will make you forget that you ever needed food, sleep, or sunlight to go on as a functioning human being.
Nobody knows how to do that.
But we can help you prevent forest fires. We can't do that either. Only you can prevent forest fires. So go out there kids. Do us proud.