It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb. You may not have more than two dildos in a house. A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up. It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
California State Laws Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. City Laws Baldwin Park Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. Burlingame It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds. It is illegal in for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.