This content is intended for a mature audience with a sense of humor. Everyone else can piss off. The great unknown beyond galactic civilization. The final frontier.
Few men defy the unrelenting absolute vacuum in search of fortune and glory.
Fear and foreboding rule in the shadows of the forever night, warding off the unwanted and the cowardly. One man dares to challenge the faceless dangers and throw down the gauntlet of destiny. Courageous and dauntless, he taunts the perilous and demands respect from the forbidding and the hazardous. A certain Spanish teacher who was annoying and generally hated. Myself, for being pretty cool and clever.