A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Middle age is when broadness of mind and narrowness of waist change places. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Experience is a wonderful thing.
It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.