Conrad Smith, bassist for The Fans O' Fellatio, who puzzlingly has no groupies as of press time. In contrast to the universal mantra often used to describe something innovative, Penn State student Marcy Fielder doesn't think sliced bread is all that great. All some genius did was figure out a way to cut the bread into individual slices while still maintaining that fresh doughy taste and moisture retention. Choosing a college is not a decision to be taken lightly. Its importance is continually stressed from the beginning of junior year of high school all the way until graduation.
Most people agree that it is a choice with potentially life-altering consequences.
I, however, ignored all warnings and chose Penn State because it's big, usually has a good football team, and has lots of places to party. And I didn't even visit the place first. According to the new policy, fans who boo will immediately be tossed out of the University, and any alumni caught booing will have their diplomas recalled. When a third and fourth guy occupied the remainder of Amber's dancing perimeter, zoning law 419B was violated. The tenants of the apartment explained that they did not have the proper licenses but had no further comment.