Ok time to get down to business. 24 new excuses were posted today at The Mother of All Excuses Place. Please go to the web site and visit the News page and read where the new excuses where posted. A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful.
Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea. PUB A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. An Irish cop pulls him over. For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.