Men are capable of opening their own cans. Men love to fix things, especially if they can improve them. Men at least pretend not to notice other females. Men can buy nice presents. Men don't usually have dog breath.
Most men love numbers and math.
You shouldn't be turned away at a holiday inn if you're with a man. Men love to lift things to prove their strength. Men don't usually shed as much as a dog, and if they do at least they try and hide it. It's a lot more fun drying off a wet man. Dogs do however have unique instincts.