French Fries are very versatile, indeed.
You don't get to almost every country in the world in less than five decades without being extraordinary, and French Fries are certainly extraordinary. You can use them to fill small cracks and keep out drafts. You can take the little ones and lay them out in a row, with each one parallel to the other and perpendicular to the direction of the line they form. Fish like French Fries, too. French Fries, when wrapped with a steel jacket, make inexpensive test projectiles for rail guns.