Most people seem to find the notion of mathematician to be an exotic one.
Since the World Wide Web is an unparalleled opportunity to educate the public about alternate lifestyle choices, I thought I would write this document to answer Frequently Asked Questions about modern mathematics, and about mathematicians. There are plenty of unanswered questions in mathematics. For example, there are plenty of 11 and 12 digit numbers that no one has ever added, subtracted, multiplied, or divided. Grant money in the 7 digit range should be adequate for my own contributions, if you happen to have your checkbook handy. But trust me, mathematics was our least favorite subject in high school and college too.