But let's not forget You won't catch a man eating cat turds on the sly. Your man won't want to play with every other man they see when you take a walk around the block. Men don't have a passionate obsession with rolling in sewage and bird dung. Men don't jump on you and lick you to death. Men can be a little bit more subtle.
Men only track in two muddy footprints.
Men are capable of opening their own cans. Men love to fix things, especially if they can improve them. Men at least pretend not to notice other females. Men can buy nice presents. Men don't usually have dog breath.