If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. Half the people you know are below average. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane, going the wrong way. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. Honk if you love peace and quiet. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.