If a vending machine tries to rip you off, beat the crap out of it. You can pretend you're a 747, but that bird still ain't gonna fly. Some of us are Bentleys. Some of us are Cadillacs and Corvettes. When you got it, flaunt it, boy.
Hutch is cute.
Soldier's gun is good. If you're going on a dangerous undercover assignment and can't take your partner along, take your pet rock instead. If your baseball cards are cool enough, your partner might forget his girlfriend is leaving him. One Dalmation is enough. Time belongs to no one man exclusively.