Genealogists collect dead relatives. Genealogists do it generation after generation. Genealogists do it in the library. Genealogists do it with a computer. Genealogists don't die, they just lose their census.
Genealogists live in the past lane.
Genealogists never die they just haunt cemeteries. Genealogy - a search for the greatest treasures, our ancestors. Genealogy - Better than the best adventure game and as frustrating. A hay stack full of needles. It's the threads I need.