Putt for dough, Shank for comic relief. Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well.
Real golfers know how to count over five, when they have a bad hole.
Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed. In golf as in life, it's the follow through that makes the difference. Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. If there is any larceny in man, golf will bring it out.