Jerry Brown, Erik Estrada, Timothy Leary, Richard Simmons, Charles Manson, Rose Bird, the entire U.S. Supreme Court. Real Cops wear sunglasses, day and night. They usually wear Ray-Ban aviators. Although they usually work with the dark-green or mirror lenses, yellow shooting glasses are perfectly acceptable. A Real Cop never wears any glasses purchased at K-Mart or made in France, and he has no idea who's behind those Foster Grants.
Real Cops work in uniform.
They wear custom-tailored wool summer and winter alike. You could cut yourself on their military creases. They don't wear whistle lanyards. Their pants have sap pockets and a Real Cop uses them for what God intended. A Real Cop won't EVER wear a dickie.