It'll probably bump us right out of our cozy orbit and hand us a one-way ticket to nowhere, straight into the frozen black void. Of course, that might be a blessing. It could balance that greenhouse effect and keep temperatures balmy into the 21st century. With our luck the asteroid will push us the opposite direction, straight into the sun. We'll feel big bump, rub our whip-lashed necks, and then watch mercury burst from the tops of our thermometers.
People head indoors and crank up their air conditioners.
Everyone turns off the air conditioners for fear of high electric bills. All the Chuck issues spontaneously combust, along with Time and Newsweek . After you're done, put the Anarchy Man sticker on your car bumper and take a nice afternoon drive. Try to imagine how life was before man picked up a ruler.