The Peikoff Affair Somewhere in bustling downtown Salt Lake City, nestled behind an unmarked office door in a condemned building, the supposedly dead Ayn Rand sits hard at work on a Sunday. Therefore, as I have shown, all buildings must be beige in color. It is senseless subjectivist nonsense to try to paint a building a different color, because all colors reduce to beige.
Man therefore has a moral obligation to ensure that all buildings are beige in color.
Only a communist would object to my reasoning. She was preparing to extend her commentary on beige to automobiles and zeppelins, when two men, one hairy and bearded and the other with no hair at all, silently entered the room. They were the Grand High Inquisitor and the Custodian of the Faith of the Church of Natural Consciousness. I'm glad you've decided to join our team here at the Salt Lake Discordian Amalgam. We need good solid disinformationists.