Here are examples of infractions against the unwritten rules of HappyNet, and the punishments the NSPF will bring against the villains. Forced to memorize Webster's Ninth. Posting to aus. Poster is issued a new keyboard without capitals or punctuation. The space bar will be clearly labelled.
Poster is hit with one shuriken for each asterisk.
Poster is forced to pay Leader Kibo for the advertising time. No punishment necessary for something that simple. After all, some people could even do it by accident. William Shatner will direct all future movies. There are other helpful rules and regulations, but they are double secret.