You see, Yngwie, I'm sure you make decent money which you will inevitably spend on gold-plated chess pieces instead of booze. Actually, we hear Yngwie's girlfriends have all been scorching hot. You will never experience a hummer because your fat-ass wife goes to a Catholic church and considers it sodomy. Yngwie, get a life. Get over your social anxiety disorder and start boozin' and sluttin' around.
Most people consider that quality to be kind of a turnoff.
You will come home from your hard day's work of polishing some exec's doorknob, only to find that you no longer have any friends to play Dungeons and Dragons with. Quality over quantity my friend, and I'm not talking about your future wife. Get off your high horse and get high, of course. By the way, PeeWee, if you miss the booze and the sluts, I hear that's what grad school is for. The Minnesota Daily, all rights reserved.