As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.
Most dogs are immortal.
If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place.