I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills. Make love, not war. All reports are in.
Life is now officially unfair.
There will be a rain dance Friday, weather permitting. Marriage is the main cause of divorce. The pair with a hole in one. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. My kid is a rotten brat at Northside Elementry Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.