Then things get worse. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried. Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it annoys the pig. People who think they know everything are a pain in the butt to those of us who do.
Most people are afraid of heights.
I'm afraid of widths. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. Gambling is a tax on people who aren't very good at math. Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups. There are three kinds of people - those who can count and those who can't.