I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex. We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. It is a shame when families are torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.
Life is like a box of chocolates.
A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asked for. We apologize for the inconvenience. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. Just do it really half-assed.