Probably the most marvelous fugue was the one between the Hatfields and McCoys. My very best liked piece of music is the Bronze Lullaby. My favorite composer is Opus. A harp is a nude piano. A tuba is much larger than its name.
Instruments come in many sizes, shapes and orchestras.
The concertmaster of an orchestra is always the person who sits in the first chair of the first violins. This means that when a person is elected concertmaster, he has to hurry up and learn how to play a violin real good. The most dangerous part about playing cymbals is near the nose. A contra-bassoon is like a bassoon, only more so. I would like for you to teach me to play the cello.