Apply foot brake and stop 100 meters from station docking point. Rev engine and wait for the stationmaster to wave you in. Move to the station docking point and halt the train using the small handle that looks like a small cock. But you've had a drink and you're the boss. You don't have to go by the rules.
Lets go over stopping the train again, wreckless piss head style.
Pull up to the station as fast as possible and apply the breaks sharply, making everyone on board hit their heads and make women propel their babies through the air by means of continuous linear propulsion. Fuck it, I aint stopping. They can all kiss your sweet ass. Its important if you are going to do either option 1 or option 2 that you pass out immediately after and when you wake up claim the sandwich was poisoned. British Rail will immediately set up an inquiry, which will take twenty years, and you'll be working for one of the privatised railways by then.