Residents are encouraged to sweat on their lawns. Problem is, they miss press conference and are stuck in gridlock for 14 days on Interstate 4. That's for the peanuts. Flight is extra. Greater Tampa Chamber of Commerce hires Al Gore as new leader.
New search begins.
Fed chairman Greenspan responds by trimming interest rates. New search begins. Confidence of Floridians plummets. Waiting list for dozens of planned luxury beachfront condos falls to 25 years. Neiman Marcus takes extra day to run out of personal, fully working submarines.