Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke. I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.