A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay. Men are all the same-they just have different faces so you can tell them apart. Definition of a man with manners-he gets out of the bath to pee. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he already is. Men's brains are like the prison system-not enough cells per man.
Husbands are like children-they're fine if they're someone else's.