Milo's so dumb he thinks Martial Arts are paintings by the sheriff. Milo fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down. When Milo was born his mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on. Learn from Milo's parents mistake, use birth control. Milo's has such a striking face.
Milo has the face of a saint.
A Saint Bernard that is. When Milo was born, his mother was charged for littering. You know I do understand Milo. I seem to have a way with dumb animals. Milo proves that man can live without brains.