I promise, as soon as liberals surrender, I'll get right to my mail. Until then, I won't be able to do the things you write to me about if I try to respond. But I want you to know I read them all. I'd quote some of the nice mail, but you might think I believe it, which would make me insufferable. Only my mother believes my fan mail.
Liberals tend to strike when they think a conservative is most vulnerable.
An obscenely vicious letter when a conservative writer is just starting out might be just the thing to cow her into socially appropriate liberal views. But by now, it surely has become clear that I have political Tourette's Syndrome and no amount of invective will stop me. So the hate mail is pretty thin these days. That's barely enough to assure me that I am still irritating liberals. They concentrate on denouncing me to TV producers, writing nasty letters to the editor or, if they have their own forums, maligning me in their important articles or books.