Fate has a great sense of humor. When you go on a diet with your spouse, you just create one more way to cheat on 'em. You have to be sick to send a virus. I don't mind eating health food so long as it's covered in chocolate.
Misery is too much work.
The hardest part about writing is getting the words out of the way. We should make tail lights different colors so that gridlock is more interesting. Our greatest thoughts begin in the heart. Helen Keller, a blind visionary. There is nothing more depressing than people who work out all the time and still manage to be fat.