Stick around, chief. You ain't seen nothing yet. Biochemically no different than eating large amounts of chocolate. The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun. When I say I'm thirsty, it doesn't mean I want you to get me a glass of water.
Men always think they can solve a woman's' problems, makes 'em feel omnipotent.
When I say I'm thirsty, I want you to sympathize. I want you to say, Gloria, I too know what it's like to be thirsty, I too have had a dry mouth. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded. You're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid.