The size of a cut inflicted while shaving is directly proportional to the importance of the event being shaved for. The grass is brown on both sides of the fen. Whatever you want to do, you have to do something else first. The light at the end of the tunnel probably comes from an express train rushing towards you. Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
Most jobs are marginally less boring than daytime television.
No matter how early you arrive at a sale, they are out of the item you want. A man is judged by the company he thinks nobody else knows he is keeping. In any collection of data, the figures that are obviously correct, contain the errors. The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability. Every man nourishes within him a secret plan for getting rich that will not work.