Old age comes at a bad time. Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. You can't fool all the people all the time, you need only a majority. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I see I should have been more specific. I have no time for patience.
Life is a banquet, and most poor fools are starving to death.
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. Mistakes are the price we pay for living a full life. A clear conscience is often the sign of a bad memory. I may have my faults, but being wrong is not one of them. Love is like a mushroom.