Hand me that piano.
Many people complain about the program content.
But if they only knew what went on behind the scenes, they would probably die of shock. So here are some tips on what to do if you want to fit in. Show up for work at least half an hour early. This is your last chance at sanity a chance to chicken out and go home. This is also a good time to drink mass quantities of cafine, the most widely used drug in television.