Your work clothes look just like your pajamas. Every piece of clothing you own is covered in cat hair. You open your lunch container and find a spleen. All of your pets are either 3-legged lame, blind in one eye or have a medical problem no vet has ever seen before. You've put your finger in every orifice of at least five different species.
Pets are more recognizable than their owners.
When dining and find hair in your food-You just pull it out and keep on eating. You hack up hairballs and self-medicate with Laxatone. When you are the first one in the hospital and don't notice the smell. You start to actually like the smell of anal glands. You play connect the dots with all your scars and bite wounds.