Republicans hang them on the wall. Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel that they're entitled to a little fun first. Democrats make plans and then do something else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.
Republicans sleep in twin beds - some even in separate rooms.
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