1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people. 33 - 1 to process the instruction and 32 to process the interrupt. We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part. We'll fix it in software.
Real programmers prefer LEDs.
24 hours - 3 minutes to put in the bulb, the rest of the time to compile all the libraries. You're still thinking procedurally. A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you'd have to do is send a light bulb change message. Aw shucks, I was going to reuse it. One, but he needs the seal of approval from Nintendo before he can put his light-bulb in their socket.