So I grew hair under my arms instead. Dolly Parton I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because it's cold in there. I think-therefore I'm single. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel. Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.