The road to wisdom, well it's plain and simple to express, err, and err, and err again, but less, and less, and less. If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.
Profanity is the one langauge all programmers know best.
You never finish a program, you just stop working on it. At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer. Sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to write a shorter one. Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on tape somewhere.