Don't eat your food upside down above the table. Don't spit your toothpaste into your towel. Don't change clothes once every four days. Don't eat your food directly from a can. Don't go 5 months without a bath.
Mom is definitely a better role model.
Life is challenging, interesting, and productive every day up here. One fantastic collection of science projects all located in fantastic complex of space station. The constant hum of generators, ventilators, and machinery are good substitute for creaking floors. Good night, son. I'll be watching over you as usual.