The Association of Trial Lawyers of America today announced that its members were collectively filing suit against God. The suit names God as a defendant in a class-action brought on behalf of the human race. That, despite incessant complaints and orders to desist from plaintiffs and their duly authorized representatives, God allowed human suffering to continue up to the time the suit was filed.
Plaintiffs also allege that they have exhausted various potential remedies prior to filing the suit.
Regardless of the Gods selected, results were inadequate. Sacrifice of both humans and animals. Fun, but only slight amelioration of pain and suffering. Trying to replace God with society, also known as Communism. Despite being tried in numerous forms by different countries all over the globe, results were uniformly dismal.