Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. A fine is a tax for doing wrong.