Not a tree or shrub on our property that hasn't been damaged. Power was off most of the night. Tried to keep from freezing to death with candles and a kerosene heater, which tipped over and nearly burned the fucking house down. The car slid off the road on the way to the emergency room and was totaled. Have to put on all the clothes we own just to get to the fuckin' mailbox.
Power is still off.
Toilet froze and part of the roof has started to cave in. I wounded the fuckin' snowplow asshole with an ice ax, but he got away. Wife left me. Car won't start. I think I'm going snow-blind.