Real programmers don't like the team programming concept. Unless, of course, they are the Chief Programmer. Real programmers have no use for managers. Managers are a necessary evil. Managers are for dealing with personnel bozos, bean counters, senior planners and other mental defectives.
Real programmers scorn floating point arithmetic.
Real programmers don't drive clapped-out Mavericks. They prefer BMWs, Lincolns or pick-up trucks with floor shifts. Fast motorcycles are highly regarded. Real programmers don't believe in schedules. Planners make up schedules.