Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Never lick a gift horse in the mouth. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Excellent health is simply, the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Blessed are they who go round in circles, for they shall be known as wheels.