Vulcans DO have feelings. Computers can have sex. Impetuous pilots and cowardly thieves make a very good pairing. If one of the duo has to dress in drag, it's always the biggest, most macho of the two. Bruises never last long.
Male nipples are inevitably a huge erogenous zone.
The broken cheek bone actually improved a certain CI5 agent's looks. Tongues, like banjos, must forever be dueling. Slashed men don't need recovery time. Yes, there was an actual use for that Padawan braid, and no, it had nothing to do with his training.