If you have a web page promoting your magic, than you can deduct all the computer and internet things I mentioned above. Some Stanford grad students put together an intelligent search engine combined with Linux robots that spider the web every two weeks or so. The result is a search engine that gives the best answers to most queries. It is now my favorite search engine by far. The Justice Department comes to our rescue and gets the evil Microsoft convicted.
Politicians try to look like heroes.
The stock market starts to tank and small investors and peoples' pension funds lose billions of dollars overnight. The service is totally free and you can then take credit cards as well for anything. You still get the five bucks. Every order from this newsletter will receive another rare and valuable freebie, my pride and joy. The Barrie Richardson book is finally back in print and back in stock in its third, and probably last, printing.