The fact that many people work full time and still live in poverty is simply an unpleasant fact of life. Our government should not try to help the millions of hungry children living in this country. Only those who have health insurance or can afford to pay are entitled to quality medical care. Getting five hundred thousand less votes than the other guy is actually a landslide victory. Falsely accusing the other side of trying to steal an election is a good way to show bipartisanship.
Riots are okay as long as the rioters belong to country clubs.
Nominating John Ashcroft to be Attorney General is a good way to reach out to black voters. There is no reason why a President of the United States needs to know more about the world than the average short order cook. BuzzFlash contributing writer David Podvin, however, has also completed a new study. It provides strong scientific evidence that GOP deviation can be cured. A controversial new report has come to a stunning conclusion that it is possible for American citizens who habitually vote Republican to overcome their psychological dependence on fiscal irresponsibility, social intolerance, and a carcinogenic environment, thereby allowing them to attain the strong mental health that is necessary for them to reregister as Democrats and advocate policies that will benefit America.