God might just be a man. Because men don't know what they are. Men don't whistle at me. The sight of me leaves them breathless. Men give love to get sex, Women give sex to get love.
Men have a joystick whereas women just have a game port.
Two aliens were discussing earth beings. Men know life too early, women too late. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important. That's where dad wees from.