Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy. Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air and it never hurts to have a spare. Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap, clingy and very easy to see through.
Men are like horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. Men are like cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.