My current canine companion is a poodle named Pom. No poodle prejudice, please. I do not humiliate him with clown-like haircuts. Besides, he doesn t shed, rarely smells bad, and has a bigger vocabulary than some humans who have their own radio talk shows. And he s Jewish.
Dogs are profoundly Jewish.
Dogs do not hide their feelings. They whine and they bark. When you leave them alone for too long, they become masters of guilt. Nonetheless, they are congenitally forgiving. Also, dogs live to eat.