Fields Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder. Youngman Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. It's better to have beer in hand than gas in tank.
Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
Beer - it's not just for breakfast anymore Beer. All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.