Maximum-security prisons are infiltrated at least once. Snipers will always miss their target the first time. Public toilets are large, well-lit and are so clean you could perform surgery in them. Hackers always wear glasses and type like hellbent maniacs. If there is a house fire, the dog always manages to escape.
Mothers are under the age of thirty-five.
Eighty percent of the time, the bad guy has an English accent or is part of a splinter faction from Saudia Arabia. Drugs dealers are always sober and self-controlled, despite their trade. Heroes will always kick down doors, even if they are unlocked. Everyone has an unlimited wardrobe and will wear a different item of clothing everyday, no matter how poor they might be. Policemen always shoot first and say freeze afterwards.