She especially likes doing this in the middle of the night. I finally figured Plett out a few years ago. She is the center of her very own universe. Plett takes no real interest in the affairs of others. Newspapers, for example, exist to sit upon.
People exist in order to pay attention to cats.
It is all very simple. I used to think that cats could not speak. I learned, eventually, that they did. It was just that they did not use human language. But they communicate very well, if one has the time to observe and understand their language and their worldview.