Pizza is your only source of food. You wear a hat to avoid combing your hair, or you just ain't got any. You constantly barter for everything possible. You friends never wear nice clothes to your house since your dogs attack them with dog fur. You cat eats at the table.
Hot tubing is always quality time.
Your bellyboat is your best friend. Road Kill is always a source of Fly Tying material. You either have animal, outdoor pictures or dead animals on every wall of your house. Your friends really notice you when you dress up. Your best investment is your camping trailer.