The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. Donate the shirt to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger.
Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. At least they can find Kuwait. My mom said she learned how to swim.