Before we bring out your unsuspecting, lamb to the slaughter husband, we're all dying to know. I'm really a man, Jerry. I'm sleeping with his brother, best friend AND younger son. Well, let's bring him out. Poor schmuck walks out and embraces the love of his life.
Meaningless affirmations follow.
Honey, I got a secret to tell you. This is really hard for me. Jerry shooshes them. You know I love you, boo. I'm a man.