For the greater good. Because the external influences, which had pervaded its sensorium from birth, had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own freewill. In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road. In the rain. I was playing golf with it at the time.
Money is also welcome.
And do NOT ask me if you can have my stuff. It's annoying always having to say no. I'm going to put the email of the next person who asks me for any of my Disco guys up on the main page for everyone to spam. Thank you, and have a nice day.