Chug if the jobber gets a move in. Have a breathmint if Bischoff calls the move anyway. Spit out the breathmint and tap a keg if the jobber wins. Every time Teddy Long recruits a jobber with no personality. Chug if you think he will have any effect on their career.
Every time there is a ten minute time-limit draw.
Two sips if absolutely nothing was accomplished. Chug if the match actually was ten minutes. Tap a keg if you thought something would be accomplished with the no-angle wrestlers involved in time limit draws. If the PPV buyrates are once again disappointing considering the ratings success of Nitro and Saturday Night. Tap a keg if you don't think Ted Turner can manipulate the ratings of his own networks.