Boren's First Law Of Tutorials. There are two types of people, those that divide people into two groups and those that don't. A man with one watch may know what the time is, but a man with two watches is never sure. Ninety-nine Rule Of Project Schedules. Farber's Fourth Rule.
Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.
There is no such thing as a large whiskey. Don't put off till tomorrow what you an do today - if you enjoy it today you can enjoy it again tomorrow. Simpson's Rule Of Pecuniary Advancement. Always borrow from a pessimist - he doesn't expect to get it back. Unwin's Learning Curve.