I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five. I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. I'll never know. There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man. I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.