My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character. A language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable language. A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.
People are animals.
The body is mortal and subject to incredible pain. Life is antagonistic to the living. The flesh can be sawed, crushed, frozen, stretched, burned, bombed, and plucked for music. The dumb are abused by the smart and the smart destroyed by their own cunning. The small are tortured by the large and the large destroyed by their own momentum.