You pick any one of those three ways to give him something to work with. You count me out of this deal. As far as I am concerned, when the commode man comes he'll be on his own, whether he's standing or sitting. I want our commodes to flush, but I don't like to see Rosalie's face flush like I saw it that day. When properly used, good humor spices up everything that's flat.
Good humor is like a cushion between hard surfaces.
Good humor never needs an apology. Good humor is the next best thing we can give or get. Good humor is the next best thing to a good laugh. Habitual humor is a good habit to have. There is nothing good about bad humor.