Puts new account policy in motd. Usually is able to repair filesystem from boot monitor. Lets it run over the weekend while he goes mountain climbing. Begins investigation to determine who broke the drive. Refuses to fix system until culprit is identified and charged for the equipment.
Rips drive from system, uses sledgehammer to smash same to flinders.
Calls manufacturer, threatens pets. Rips drive from system, uses ball-peen hammer to smash same to flinders. Calls Requisitions, threatens pets. Doesn't notice anything wrong. Poor network response.