You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Next day he received a hundred letters. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.