Broads hate that. It is better to regret something you did, rather than to regret something you didn't do. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. It takes more money to amuse todays children than it took to educate their parents. Kids need love the most when they're acting most unlovable.
Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper.
It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile. Live such that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Don't go to sleep. So many people die there.