There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work. Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And you're sitting there reading humor email.
People are always on the lookout for a new diet.
Over the years you may have noticed that most two years olds are trim. You may want to consult you doctor before embarking on this diet, otherwise, you may be seeing him afterwards. One scrambled egg, one piece of toast with grape jelly. Take 1 bite of toast, then smear the jelly over your face and clothes. Drink half bottle of vanilla extract or one vial of vegetable dye.