For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to the dentist any day. Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them. I came to the conclusion many years ago that almost all crime is due to the repressed desire for aesthetic expression. Only when one has lost all curiosity about the future has one reached the age to write an autobiography.
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.