Think about it, kids are strung out on heroine and cocaine all across America, while drug pushers are running relay races with backpacks full of narcotics under and across our borders and Congress does nothing, because it is sensitive politically. Beam me up. Beam me up here. American children are strung out, and I yield back a record addiction problem of the world in the United States of America. Rumors persist that Miss France is not a big-bone diva but actually a man.
Reports say that pageant officials said they are anxiously awaiting the bathing suit contest.
Maybe J. Edgar Hoover will crown the next Miss France, Mr. Speaker. Beam me up. This is not brain surgery. Even the University of Dayton School of Political Science can determine human genitalia. I yield back the fact that a proctologist should be advising these judges at this French beauty contest.