When four or more women get together, they talk about men. Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily. He just didn't want to call you.
Men hate to lose.
I once beat my husband at tennis. Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. I want to have your children. Sometimes they leave skid marks.