Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss.
Marriage means commitment.
Of course, so does insanity. Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Don't marry a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.