When it comes to trade with China, we have bi-partisan cooperation. But when it comes to sex, by God, then we have two-party system. Republicans believe in the institution of marriage, no matter how many marriages it takes.
Republicans having affairs are under a lot of pressure.
It's enough to make Bob Livingston take to the floor of the Congress to resign for doing who knows what with whom during President Clinton's impeachment trial. Now, that's bi-partisan ship. It must be pretty tough to have to deliver those lectures on family values while you're dreaming about a bowl of bean soup in the House cafeteria with that winsome, tuba-playing Congressional aide. Democrats don't have such problems. That's because affairs are more or less part and parcel of their more enlightened partnerships.