Gods revenge for eating his animal friends. It's not just for breakfast anymore. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.