More rolls are on the way.
Detroit - The City of Detroit has recovered from the toilet paper scare. Media reports have suggested that there is a wide spread toilet paper shortage in the 17,000 employee workforce. The story started from a newspaper report that the Detroit Police Department ran completely out of toilet paper in police headquarters and 13 neighborhood precincts. A day-long investigation into the toilet paper incident has discovered that at no time did the police department run out of toilet paper. In fact, a shipment of toilet paper for the department arrived at 10 a.m. today.