A successful woman is one who can find such a man. A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want. To women, love is an occupation. To men, love is a preoccupation.
Men are like animals, but they make great pets.
No crime and lots of happy fat women. If men were as great lovers as they think they are, we women wouldn't have time to do our hair. So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. Describe the ideal man. The ideal man has a tongue 18 inches long and can breathe through his ears.