I like the whacky side of life, but not the weird. I believe life should be fun and happy. Try not to stress yourself out and not hold yourself responsible for everything that goes wrong.
Life's too short to spend miserable.
Just for the record, I'm getting hit on a lot by gays and bisexuals. Please stop hitting on me. Try it and you will probably thank me. You can buy the ginger root and cut off some tiny pieces of it and throw it in or just use your kitchen spices. Cloves are good also.