He realized that this would be a new experience for patients and thus designed an added feature to assure them that they were safe. Therefore, the last thing the human attendant had to do was to insert a cassette into a player that was coordinated with each step of the procedure. Then a gentle, reassuring voice would explain how each part of the process was designed to work perfectly. The day the new equipment was installed and the first patient rolled into the room, everything worked as planned, that is, until the conveyor belt stopped for a long time just when a patient was directly under the radiation machine. This new improved system is perfectly safe.
Nothing can go wrong . . .
A t a prostate cancer meeting, we were all asked for the negatives and positives about having prostate cancer. Contributed by Don Greggs Three Choices for Eternity A very arrogant oncologist, Dr. Stoneheart, dies and goes straight to Hell. Whichever door you choose will be how you'll spend eternity. So the doctor opens the first door and sees a mob of people sitting on a floor covered with spikes. He goes to the next door and sees a humongous crowd of sinners lying down in maggots.