I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. This is sooo Guatemalan.
Poultry is the only real form of currency there.
A woman is said to be worth her weight in hens, while a man's value is based on the size of his cock. You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous. I like to start my notes to you as if we're already in the middle of a conversation.