We just go out and find similar level players, and try to kill them. The nice thing about the quests is, when we kill players the player loses no experience, and it gives us some stress relief. I love that little text, it make me laugh every time I see it. But the quests we run are worthwhile to the players. Most times, the players will catch on that the named Skeleton is actually a GM, and they all get together finally to extract some revenge on us, after we have dispatched many of their fellow adventurers.
Quests are just an all-around good thing for both the players and guides.
Oops, even we are not immune to bugs. Lastly, your move. Well, all I'd really like to say, is that people need to view this as a game. It's not a race, it's about meeting new people, to go and have a good time. Yes, that Fiery Avenger is really cool, but you don't need to devote all your time to getting it, or other similar items.