Beyond those token warnings lies a boozing tour de force. All in the name of fun, of course. Two players balance a full cup of beer on their heads, then recite in unison a nursery rhyme in loud, obnoxious voices. The first dimwit whose beer falls must, soaking wet, guzzle his compadre's brew. Dunk the Duchess Float a glass in a pitcher of beer.
Players fill glasses from another pitcher, then pour small amounts of beer into the floater.
When the floater sinks, the responsible player must drain the sunken glass of its treasure. Dimes Two players flip three dimes onto a table, calling heads or tails before the toss. Your opponent must drink a shot of beer for each of your successful calls. Drink fast, never pay. Upholstered Wallpapered Zippered Stuccoed Varnished Rah, rah, rah.