As you tilled our gardens of humor and wit, we'd update every week with your stories, while simultaneously expanding our legions of fanatics through the posting of broad swaths of fresh, self-generating content. All we needed was your cooperation. It was so simple. The embarrassing truth is that nobody has submitted anything lately. At least, nothing I'd post on a site that my mother and Cindy Brady read on a regular basis.
People keep promising stories, but nobody's actually delivering.
So until someone does, I guess we won't be featuring weekly reader updates here. I hear you whine in that annoyingly nasal drone of yours. So keep it to yourselves . Either way, it's stuff like this that really creeps me out. I really took this picture.