If you have a roommate, here's what you should do. Every day, complain about how you never finish everything on your list. Never say die. Dye is okay, but, well, die is okay too. Life is not like a box of chocolates, as Forest Gump said.
Life is more like a box of cereal.
And unless they're weird, your kids will eat it. I don't have any enemies. I like to think that this is because I'm a friendly and thoughtful person. However, the real reason is because all of my enemies have been cut up into little pieces and made into cat food. Well, I gotta go - nature calls.