Cables are aliens from another planet that use computers to reproduce. Cats know how we feel. They don't give a damn, but they know. A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord. Never judge a book by its mini-series.
Firefighters still make house calls.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables. Enter any 12 digit prime number to continue. All mathochists suffer from calculust. I have an error correcting modem. Microsoft Windows - proof that P.T. Barnum was correct.