This Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. If you wish to unsubscribe, you can find instructions at the end of this Ezine. Yo Mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Grunge look makes it tough to tell living from the undead.
Nutrasweet or not, fat-free blood tastes like crap. Hard to get a decent puncture with latex on your fangs. Daylight Savings Time 11. Thanks to all those Marilyn Manson fans, we just aren't taken seriously any more. After 45 years of Communist rule, it's impossible to find clean, uncontaminated Transylvanian soil for bottom of coffin.