Bodies can be pretty well preserved under sand for a few thousand years. Mummies leak hot oil if they are exposed to light. Mummies actually have their own 70's music when they appear. Models are compulsive about toenails. Decapitated heads are often found lying in the Egyptian sands.
Mummies love fashion models as snacks.
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