How Long to Wait for Sex We live in an age where the written word has lost all magic. Pens are for fetishists. No wonder the nation collectively gropes for Viagra. Few things are as profoundly erotic as a handwritten love letter born of its writer's own imagination.
Few things are as rare.
Forget the box of chocolates. They're fattening anyway. Instead, get yourself a fountain pen and wear your heart on a page. It doesn't have to be. Soon you'll be understudying Cyrano de Bergerac.