This thing devotes a full four pages to explaining how one should stick a pointy piece of metal through a hole. While doing this, it overlooks the fact that anyone who needs directions like this probably shouldn't be left alone with a pointy piece of metal. As with all things Left, faulty logic abounds here. The first preposterous notion is that the people who need these detailed instructions can actually read. The supposed answer to this problem of confusion is what I find is what I find most, if you'll pardon me, confusing .
High tech is supposed to be the savior of the stupid voter.
That's right, the people who couldn't poke a hole in a piece of paper are suddenly going to metamorphose into competent computer geeks. If that butterfly ballot sent them into a tizzy you can just imagine what an interactive computer screen will do. Every voting booth will have to be equipped with a defibrillator to handle the panic-induced heart attacks on election day. Los Angeles has actually created a ballot that is what Democrats would like to see everywhere. This, more than anything else, solves the Democrats' problems.