Last week yours truly was invited to attend Tijuana's el carnaval quebradas de costillas, which is a big festival of the wrestling types and also some of the animal types and sometimes even fan types. Truly is a way to purchase express ticket on the Ferris wheel of pain. I administer whirling neck-breaker on animal caregiver who belongs to the name Raul and is having very little tolerance for the neck breaking. First up in the matches is superstar of wrestling Donkey Hurty, who is unable to do the wrestling because of crippling accident with woman machine, but is able to show strength by punching ox in head part and knocking ox over. He is making laugh probably to remember old times but it is sad when he is fall out of chair and swallow tongue.
Medical type comes in and removes tongue from throat and helps out of ring.
Then comes excellent luchador and a personal friend who is sometimes seen hanging out in the bars with the nude teenagers along with Sombrero Largo and Yours Truly. The Indomitable Doctor Fights he is winning. I congratulate and prepare for my own personal match, which is to take place in circle that is squared against fearsome opponents The Mexican Bear. The Mexican Bear is actual bear that has teeth filed off and is also having claws removed. Still, I am unusually worried about this match as I enter the ring, because a bear is a big fellow and strong also.