There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way. It's also here that you'll find some of the best in live entertainment that Ankh-Morpork has to offer . . . The oldest part of the city and about a ten-minute walk from Unseen University, the Shades is a yawning black pit with buildings and streets, an urban canker sore festering with criminal activity, immorality, and other similarly nasty habits.
Every city has one.
Don't expect any bleeding hearts around these parts, with the exception of your own. Multiple stab wounds can hurt . The Palace Grounds are a must-see. Think of it as a wizard's college and chief learning center of the occult on Discworld, dedicated to serious drinking and really big dinners. This sort of thing happens all the time, even on the best-regulated planets.