They usually just lie around until they start to smell. Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear. Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
Men are like old car tires.
Balding, full of hot air and it never hurts to have a spare. Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap, clingy and very easy to see through. Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.