Breaking rules is punk. Secondly, when Macho Boy Randy Savage's gym teacher laughs at him and challenges him to a wrestling match, Macho Boy Randy Savage doesn't back down, he stands up to his beliefs basically says a big 'FUCK YOU' to authority figures. Saying a big 'FUCK YOU' to authority figures is punk. Macho Boy Randy Savage wrestles in his own style, not the boring run of the mill gym class style. I don't think my english teacher knows how to wrestle.
Originality is punk.
Finally, Macho Boy Randy Savage kicks his gym teacher's ass. Although she did kill her first husband, I don't think my english teacher could kick her high school gym teachers ass. Kicking your gym teacher's ass is punk. There you have it, I have just proved to you that Macho Man Randy Savage is more punk than my english teacher. This is Colin Atrophy, signing off.