Confuse the world - smile all Monday. Don't force it - get a larger hammer. If at first you don't succeed, so much for skydiving. Don't get stuck in a closet. Wear yourself out.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Do not hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon. If it has feelings, it is not cooked enough. Trees hit cars only in self defense. Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere. In a fight between you and the world, back the world.