Students deem International Night a success.
Protesters take action, promote change.
Professor's house registered as historic property. Men's, women's basketball win in preseason matchups. I'm a literary ninja. I'll wHaCK your yipping pet dog on the gourd with my whirling Thesaurus Nunchucks of Tae-Lin. My fellow columnists, I fear, remain less honed in the arts of war and allusion.