My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips. You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You will learn a lot today. It's a JOKE, like the funny kind but different. Not many people realize just how well known I am.
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
VD is nothing to clap about. Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying married just to be different. Next time you wave at me, use more than one finger, please. Sometimes you're the bird, and sometimes you're the windshield. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.