Bad Mojo our eardrum feels like it's being pounded with a hammer. When it's not throbbing in pain, your head is filled with a quick scratching noise. You stick a finger in as far as it will fit.
Nothing comes out.
Not even wax. Moving on to Q-tips doesn't help, in fact it makes things worse. You go to the emergency room. The attending physician looks into your ear with one of those ear lights. He asks your mother to step outside.