The least he can give in return is to have the common courtesy to speak in a dignified manner, in a way that everyone can understand. Hell, I don't understand them. Apparently it is. And this goes to the heart of why I despise people like George W. Bush. It doesn't take an unreasonable amount of effort to speak correctly.
Most people get the hang of it by second or third grade.
Yet Bush seems to feel that he shouldn't be expected to make any sort of effort whatsoever to communicate effectively with the people he's supposed to lead. So, to Matalin and the rest of the Shrub's handlers, who think that people shouldn't comment on Bush's speaking style, I have this advice - get over it. We're going to make fun of him as long as he insists on assaulting our ears with his excruciating language. And we'll laugh about it, and at times it'll be genuinely funny, but underneath all the humor will be the growing realization among all people that Bush is a guy who quite simply doesn't give a damn. Opinions expressed in the daily rant are those of the author and may not reflect the opinion of every member of the fringefolk project.