A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried. A fool and his money are soon partying. Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Hard work pays off in the future.
Laziness pays off now. Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. Gauck Your lucky number has been disconnected. It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one. White Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.