Paul's School for People of Good Birth, Nicholas's parents donated trillions of dollars to get him into top notch universities. He now lives off of a trust fund whose interest is roughly equivalent to the GNP of Guatemala. Donations to the Nicholas Stoller Foundation for Wealthy People are greatly appreciated. They will help contribute to proper swimming pool upkeep, grander debutante balls, and more home theater equipment. Please do not donate anything under 5 million dollars.
Donations are, of course, tax deductible.
Nick Garfinkle's philosophy is to sit down and avoid trouble. He also smells vaguely of chives. You might notice Tim Mueller walking through campus, seemingly oblivious to the world around him, with a slight smile on his face. Or perhaps you'll see him eating a meal alone, softly chuckling for no apparent reason. It's very simple.