Crazed maniacs have super-human strength. The suburbs are exciting. Good guys always shoot better than bad guys. Good guys are always outnumbered. Good guys always win and get the girl.
Good guys are always good looking.
Ugly people are always bad guys. There are no ugly women, only ugly men. Court cases are all solved with a surprise witness. Good guys are the only ones who have a sense of humor. Cars will explode in all accidents.