You may recall that the ErrorDocument line was added in srm.conf. Well, according to the first line, we can do it here, too. Now, a separate message will be displayed upon authentication failures, depending on whether it occurred on a meep or a switchmag page. That should tie up any loose ends. Oh, except for tips on how to bribe sysadmins into doing what you want.
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