More bishops are attorneys than non-attorneys. Even the finance clerk drives a nice car. Everyone wears a white shirt. The temple is too far away. People quote President Benson's talk on pride in hushed tones so as not to offend.
Hymns are organ solos.
Career success is equated to righteousness. Church strength is measured in dollar bills. Mantles, crisping pins, round tires like the moon. Only returned missionaries feel welcome at priesthood meeting. Home teaching statistics are as bad as the singles' ward.