Some men git roses on that special day from the cooler at Krogers, that's impressive, I say. Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth. But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you. And that's just for Hostess Twinkies.
Gas prices are even worse.
So in fact there is no mathematical way to tell WHAT they are paying. Step 1, of course, is to file a class-action lawsuit against the cigarette companies. They have nothing to do with gasoline, but juries really hate them, so we'd probably win several hundred billion dollars. But that is a short-term answer. To truly solve this problem, we must understand how the oil business works.