The spiritual needs of software users, programmers, and corporations are not being serviced by traditional religious sects. Just as Microsoft provides great support for our products, we now provide great support for your soul. Being a religion, MS Church has some basic tenents for its followers, to help them lead a pious existence. No follower should ever wear a red hat. Tardiness is a virtue.
Errors are divine.
Never invent something you can acquire. A true believer need not check his work. The greatest sin is getting caught. MS Church expresses a deep belief in the concept of redemption, however their implementation of redemption differs greatly from Western religion. Followers of MS Church are not required to pray and meditate on their transgressions.