Chefs are up in arms about the increased quality of packet food. All Mexicans wear sombreros, have moustaches, are quite stupid and eat nothing but corn chips. When a packet or container is empty, some sad-faced dickhead has to turn it upside down and shake it to be sure. When men wear brand-new clothes they have to put their hands in their pockets. Models have orgasms when they eat chocolate or icecream.
Girls play tennis, water ski and laugh a lot when having their periods.
Single parents can pick up a root at McDonalds.