German wine is the ugly duck of the wine world.
If there is one thing that could make the British Conservative Party popular again it would be a ban of German wine. If you tell an American that you think Riesling makes greater wines than Chardonnay they will not take you seriously anymore, and discuss the whereabouts of Elvis with someone else. German wine is sweet and dull. Alright, not all of it is sweet. So then, much of it is bone dry, acidic, and dull.