Give me the remote. Chris changes to The Learning Channel, Mom leaves. Chris changes it back to Married with Children. Silence as we hear some key passages from the show. Come in now.
Kids reluctantly get up and leave the room, with the TV still on.
Family enters and assumes their usual seats in front of the TV Dad in recliner with remote, mother and teen on couch, and two kids on the floor. Home Improvement re-runs are on. We're watching the news. He surfs around, but it's too late for network or local news. Dad stops when he gets to Inside Edition.