It is more precise and more efficient. True eaters can t waste time on etiquette. It has been proven that society invented the fork to foil our fun. Our one remaining outlet for freedom of expression is a wandering tray of appetizers. In terms of hors d oeuvres, the Fall Ball pre-party was a smash.
Life is good in business school.
However, since I arrived three months ago, after numerous schmoozing events and parties, I have yet to be satisfied. I saw no such peaceful piggies at the Fall Ball. During the annual David Juran Columbia Football tailgate party, I brought a handful of brats to spice up the event. Rather than being applauded for my efforts, the white sausages were a source of mass confusion. Many people were unsure whether they were food or art.