I own four pairs of VANS, the slip-on shoes with the goofy patterns on them. I bet the jocks who wore their Air Jordans to the prom don t still love their old footwear. Don't worry if the clothes you wear are totally drab and out of style. People will just mistake you for a college professor. Nobody really wants to be called a dork, probably one of the ugliest words in the English language.
Dork is kind of like dick and jerk combined, with a little dweeb thrown in for good measure.
But life's true dorks, mimes, lawyers, physics teachers, probably never realize it. In fact, they're the ones who will call you a dork for driving around in the car listening to the Ethel Merman Disco album at top volume, or for wearing a Depends undergarment and peeing in your pants just to see what it feels like. If people can t take a joke, it's not your problem. If you want to throw spaghetti out of a ten story window, or prank phone call televangelists, live it up. You know how to have a good time.