I had to get the bitter taste out of my mouth from eating the so-called dish, so I had an ice cream. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something.
Examples are peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich and ice cream on a spoon making a sundae.
Chocolate is a vegetable. Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate her with four or five cupcakes.