Still, we were committed to an issue a day. No matter how bad, no matter what schlock we drudged from the deep recesses of our mediocrity, we had an issue to post. I must admit that I've been ashamed of a few of the things I've put up. I've wondered if we should cut back to just a few issues a week, or one issue, or an issue only when we put something of quality together. But no, a commitment was a commitment, and unlike my marriage, this commitment meant something to me, and by God, something was going up every weeknight.
Lets just leave that page up another day.
I am at Hoochie's and I cant do it from here. After 60 issues, the Scoop was going to miss a day. And Matt, buddy, I've got a few words for you. The truth is, Ramon can't be as productive as me because he is inefficient and he is inefficient, because he is a lazy disorganized slob. I'm sorry I wasn't around much that particular week.