You've worn the finish off your coffee table. The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house. You're so wired, you pick up AM radio and people test their batteries in your ears. Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
Instant coffee takes too long.
When someone says. You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can. You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. Your hand is permanently shaped to hold your mug.