Javascript is either disabled or not supported by this browser. Javascript is either disabled or not supported by this browser. This page may not appear properly. This website is dedicated to supporting those gnomes who suffer from excessive body hair.
Few people realize the difficulties and hardships that excessively hairy gnomes face.
Often swept under the table, this is a debilitating characteristic that can be extremely embarrassing for gnomes. Many excessively hairy gnomes have spent their lives attempting to conceal this irregularity from their families and friends, too afraid and ashamed to allow those around them to discover their problem or even to speak of it with a doctor. Millions of gold bullions have been wasted by excessicely hairy gnomes who have brought into the scams of entrepreneurs who have preyed upon their fragile and confidence-lacking states. Commercials on late night gnome-cable television fill the heads of excessively hairy gnomes with false promises of hair removal solutions. Desperately ready to buy into an opportunity to escape the hairy shackles that have bound them, thousands of excessively hairy gnomes have been taken advantage of.