He really wanted to become a tree surgeon but discovered that he couldn t stand the sight of sap. My dad just invented a new microwave television set. He can watch 60 Minutes in twelve seconds. My father found glass in his pizza. Fathers Non-fathers wear expensive Italian shoes.
Fathers wear vinyl loafers that are made nowhere near Italy.
Non-fathers drive cars that hold the turns. Fathers drive cars that hold the kids. Non-fathers fly to Switzerland. Fathers drive to Disneyland. Non-fathers spend weekends taking in the theater.