I was lonely - so I began to try to make the rounds of various singles organizations and special interest groups. After figuring out that few available men venture into these women's places, I began to wonder just where it was that all the eligible bachelors hang out. I tried spending as much time as possible at hardware stores. However, I could only lurk around the nuts, bolts and screws for so long until I began to be suspected of shoplifting. Finally, I came up with a bright idea.
Guys go to bars to meet women.
After trying everything else without much success, curiosity won. I took the low road and decided it was time to hit the singles bars. By now, I had developed some poise in meeting people, not to mention my hardware expertise, and I felt pretty confident that I could handle most situations. Besides, I wasn't meeting any eligible men in Sunday School. Now some women tell me they have fun going to bars, meet interesting men, and have tons of fun.