My screen saver started up. I now have ideas. SPAM swimming in lake. Brethren to all the small fish. Awakens me from my dreams.
Man pulls toad from can.
Lazy workers at the Hormel plant are flogged with the cat o' swine tails. Eating SPAM is like watching Boris Yeltsin do the Macarena. Eating SPAM is like watching anybody do the Macarena. Di-Gel for dessert. The next day, Di-Gel.