I have recently become acquainted with a Canadian elevator man name of John B. Gow through this site. I've been impressed with his homespun philosophy and terrific sense of humor. I'm therefore devoting this page to some of his wit. I plan to update every couple of days. With a little luck he might also supply one of his famous recipes occasionally.
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. The youngest pope was 11 years old. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth II moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. The nursery rhyme Ring Around the Rosey is a rhyme about the plague.