My first thoughts went to humiliating trips to the gynecologist or post-clubbing days spent cleaning up my best friend s vodka and vomit tonic from the back seat of my car, but thankfully these are not daily occurrences. Of course, compared to the men s room, it might smell like one, so I will score one gross point for the boys. I am sure you get the picture.
Girls learn at an early age to look before they sit, or suffer the consequences of a soggy bottom.
I guess my mother was right it is better to do the old over the bowl, hover and squat maneuver. This little trick is much easier said than done. For you men, who aren t familiar with this routine, let me walk you through its delicate choreography. First, you back up to the toilet and line yourself up to it like a center preparing to snap a ball. Next, you position your right hand on your backside to hoist and hold your skirt out of the way.