It smells dead. Yet it's moving around. You might have to settle for a wacky cartoon dog. This is really disturbing. Well if it was for a long, healthy life, she should get her money back.
Ice is cool.
It's water, but it's not. The important thing is that I kept up my special birthday tradition of gut-wrenching misery and horror. I mock you with my monkey pants. Martha Stewart can slay, but she doesn't like to. We're usually laconic.