Here, let me fix you a bracing draught to get control of your nerves. I've seen 'im. Last night, on me way 'ome from the pub. It was 'im, - the dark one. T'was Black Shuck.
E prowls the old roads by night and bays at the moon.
We'd be translated upwards. We'd be listening to John Denver for all eternity, drinking no fat low salt caffeine free cola and lickin' frozen yogurt cones. I seen it 'appen. They do let us visit around, you know. One of the lads at the works saw Black Shuck a few years back, and well, 'e's blessed.