A Modern home is a place where a switch controls everything but the kids, and it has gadgets to do everything except make the payments. The house has a wall to wall carpet and back to wall payment. A typical home has a TV set that is adjusted better than the kids. The oven is self-cleaning, but the kids aren't. Our new house has one down payment and 240 darn payments.
Home is where the mortgage is.
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