You are whores because you turned this trick purely for money. Go suck someone's ass, but not mine because I don't want you soul-suckers near me. There isn't a shred of art to it. Even they don't feel a need to tell this story, except for a paycheck. They don't believe in the romance they barf up there, but they expect us to.
Every character is a synthetic composition from some secret screenplay handbook.
Hanks and Ryan are perfect and adorable. Their lovers are self-centered, and cheating on them is totally justifiable because of that. Ryan has a shop full of sweet, idiosyncratic employees. Hanks has an adorable dog that gives us lots of reaction shots. Blah fucking blah blah.