He noted prices were different for brains available from various donors. Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the first lawyer declared them to be deer tracks. The second lawyer disagreed, insisting they must be elk tracks. They were still arguing when the train hit them.
Education is worth a whole lot.
After examining the contents of the employee suggestion box, the senior partner of the law firm complained, I wish they d be more specific. Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970. Unfortunately, lawyers, unlike computers, have not gotten twice as smart and half as expensive every 18 months. The other day a lawyer remarked to a friend, I just finished a puzzle and it only took me five months. That seems like an awfully long time to do a puzzle.