My girlfriend's weird. My buddy got busted for counterfeiting. He was making pennies. They caught him because he was putting the heads and tails on the wrong sides. I like this new idea of voodoo acupuncture.
Hermits have no peer pressure.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. The other day I saw a rabbit in the forest in front of a candle making pictures of humans on a tree. What a nice night for an evening. When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. I just got skylights put in my place.