Well, Gary forgot the paperwork, so to speak. So his penalty - wear a roll of toilet paper around his neck. There's only one problem - pirates kept giving him more rolls of paper to wear. One thing for sure, he never forgot the paper again. And the members didn't forget him when his membership came to vote.
Every candidate needs a good gimmick to entertain the public.
I thought I would help Ben Cortez by bringing him a stuffed chicken for the Woodinville parade. Poor Ben forgot the chicken on Moby Duck. It was retrieved by a member who suggested I think of a just reward for Ben. He will learn funny things to say about his chickie and probably have a cute nickname too. He's becoming a Seafair Pirate.