You get accidentally horizontal. Friends don't let friends take home ugly men. Beauty is only a light switch away. The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open. One to cook and the other to clean.
Home is where the house is.
Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a big bag of money. What toddlers do when someone says a dirty word. Honesty is the key to any relationship. If you can fake that, you're in. To a woman, vulnerable means fully opening up oneself emotionally to another.