Yes, I have fished at least once in my life. No, I'm not married to the editor's daughter. The circumstances of my birth are none of your business. Ok, so it's not that bad. But it gets close sometimes.
Fishing is more than a religion in New Orleans.
People never miss a fishing trip, but they often skip Sunday services - usually to go fishing. Which, arguably, makes fishing more important to many New Orleanians than the here and now, or the hereafter. And that means inaccurate fishing reports are a sacrilege. But I'm convinced that much of the heartburn experienced by our readers could be prevented by a healthy dose of education. Fishing Reports 101 - How to use the Anglers Almanac.