Reconsider opposition to Dubya s tax cut. Make mental note to get rich soon, in order to afford accountant for real tax cut. Struggle to finish taxes. Shut down computer and consider IRS.gov promotional materials my wife picked up at the Internet World Convention. Realize instantly that this trip would be unnecessary if we could file state taxes electronically.
Machine spits out bill.
Begin incurring wrath of Costa Mesans behind me. Continue repeating above process. Finally buy four stamps off guy next to me. Mail state taxes. Leave post office.