Spade plays a mullet-loving janitor in Joe Dirt . We're not endorsing it, mind you, just anticipating its inevitable return. Wear the mullet proudly if your name is Josephine Dirt. Every time I visit a high-end den of spirits, I get stymied by simple wine descriptions, such as charming, easy, firm, flowery, lean and supple. Charming implies lightness and maybe a slight sweetness.
Easy wines are smooth and undemanding.
Firm promises a quaff with youthful vigor that will mellow with age. Flowery gives you a fragrance of flowers and shouldn't be confused with fruity. You didn't ask, but fruity wines refer to the body and richness of wine made from high-quality grapes. It implies at least a slight degree of sweetness. Lean skimps on mouth-filling flavors, although some experts appreciate this distinct style.