While walking on the street, it is imperitive that you do not believe yourself to be a car, this can be dangerous. And lo, the mighty Ferg made the hook and did look upon it. If at first thou dost not succeed, thou shalt redefine success. Upon the entering of the cheese there was much rejoiceing. And the cheese said, bring me the multitudes, and it ate them, then there was no one to rejoice but the cheese.
Happiness is a strong alibi.
A friend is someone who, when you feel like you want to cut out your own heart rip it into pieces, throw it on the ground, and have others perform a satanic ritual using it, but realize that you can't be alive to do it on your own, is willing to do it for you. If it were not for bad luck, I wouldst not have any at all. I tell you, it is great lizards and things of mild disproportionate length and size flatuating in a disorganized ritual of some sort. Thou must never, ever, call your hairdresser a panzy. It is not wise to pick on someone twice your size.