By by an unknown author Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder . . . Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. . . .
Every morning is the dawn of a new error . . .
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone . . . I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me. If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.