They have cloned a similar but far less reliable and principled 'soft-drive' organic model called 'idossie' but it has no ethics or taste and is imbued with standard western consumer values. This results in a 'russian mafia' type personality which is surprisingly similar to that of President Yelsin's daughter who is a major microsoft share holder and capable of anything. As a warning shot a few days ago 'schmoo' released the information that all Hotmail emails could be read by hackers. Yesterday 'idossie' went into a frenzy and tried to attack the BBC website knowing full well that it is one of schmoo's favourites. Now Gates is planning to buy it and already has his agents in the UK press writing articles about what a waste of money it is and how it should be sold off.
Gates also has agents prowling central london looking in peoples fridges for pea sized objects.
He is sending out emails pretending to be from 'schmoo', asking questions about what you have in your fridge freezer. If you mention peas you get a visit. Watch out for the subject heading 'Free Fridges'. The UK's Premiere High Protein High Energy Hemp Seed Snack Bar. Handmade in Wales.