On the whole, Israeli manufactured goods are of superior quality, and accordingly, overpriced. The Comptroller's staff was unable to test many products, however, because they could not penetrate the shrink-wrap. The Comptroller found that certain products are, qualitatively speaking, zift. The Comptroller found that it is not smoking that is dangerous to one's health, it's lighting the cigarette. SHAS After months of research, the Comptroller has found that contrary to the party's claims, Aryeh Deri is not comparable to Alfred Dreyfuss, Israeli courts are not as bad as the Inquisition was, and criticism that was leveled at Shas is not, in fact, comparable to the Holocaust.
Israeli children are, by and large, brats.
Spoiled, overindulged, undisciplined, impolite, inconsiderate, undereducated, sullen, loudmouthed, arrogant, disrespectful, rude brats. Their parents should be spanked. The customer had to engage the services of an electronics repairman, who, unfortunately, could not get the VCR and TV to work even after two weeks in the shop, because he mistakenly took the computer. The Comptroller questions the competency of all Israeli repairmen. The Comptroller excoriated Israeli automotive culture, but said it's not so much how they drive, but how they park.