The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets. I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
Life is like a box of chocolates.
It's full of nuts. All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would the Queen. My Reality Check bounced. I get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.