Somebody said it was the old dead guy's music. Whatever it was, it scared the hell out of the horses and made all the elephants go apeshit. My husband started screaming and ran down into that manhole over there. He's peeked out twice but he won't come out. I think he refuses to believe that it's really over.
Doctors are happy to report that the man has fully recovered.
However, he's no longer capable of doing complex mathematical equations in his head. And that's not because of the truck. The ceremony for Mr. And, not in keeping with the family's wishes, it was a small and very private affair. Notables in attendance included Julio Japowski, better known as Ricky Martin's poolboy during the summer of '02.