The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. Some people are alive only becuse it's illegal to kill them. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. Horn broken, watch for finger. We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Back in five minutes. Keep honking, I'm reloading. I'm changing lanes. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.