Dogs don't notice or care if you call them by another dog's name. Dogs understand that farts are funny. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. A dog's parents never visit. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
Dogs understand that instincts are better to follow than asking for directions.
Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've ever had. Dogs don't let magazine articles change their lives. Anyone can get a good looking dog. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point accross. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.