Mr Burns wants to take candy from a baby. Burns tries to take Maggie's lollypop. Sideshow Bob steals an atomic bomb. Burns takes the paintings. Cooter's pretty much steal people's money.
Homer attempts to steal grease from the school.
While in the store, Homer begins eating things which aren't free samples. Lisa's room is practically stolen. Bart steals a military tank. The general viewing public are apparently stealing from PBS because they don't pledge large cash sums.