The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. Carsickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.
Families are like fudge . . .
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. It's like jogging on the inside. The Concordia Student Bulletin is published Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays by the Office of Student Affairs for the transmissions of official notices and items of interest to the university community. Explore the Archive to read Student Bulletins of the past.