When men talk dirty to women, it's sexual harrasment. The closest we come to perfection is when we write our resumes. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. I want either less corruption, or more chances to participate in it. God is love.
Love is blind.
Ray Charles is blind. As a college student, this is the only place where I know what I'm doing. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. In college, the closest I came to a 4.0 was my blood alchohol level. Steve is dead.