Lots of people don't die. Anyway, as a grownup, I still enjoy festivities now and then, but I don't expect them. It's not that I mind people making a fuss. Oh, I love a good fuss.
Fusses are great.
I just don't want to be the one coordinating the fuss. Anyway, I said sure, that would be swell, I would enjoy going to Leatherface's. A nice simple affair with my pal Dave to quietly celebrate my birthday. Plus, they give you free stuff on your birthday, which I think is something that all businesses should do, not just restaurants. I say if you walk into Eagle Hardware on your birthday, you should get a free hammer or something.