For most people thanksgiving means eating, and for a lot of people eating means digestion problems.
Life is funny that way.
It's not glamorous, it's not fun, but when you feel like you're going to throw up, you need to know what to do. Commiserate and get all the information you need here. Anyone who has had food poisoning knows its similarities to the Black Death. You feel like the end is near, and you wish it would just hurry up and arrive so you could be out of your misery. This happened to me during a recent near-death experience with some clam sauce.