If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees. When you are finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess. If you are living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seat belt. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.