You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. People get dizzy just watching you.
Instant coffee takes too long.
You channel-surf faster without a remote. You short out motion detectors. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. You answer the door before people knock. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.