If you lose something that belongs to someone else, tell them you mailed it to them. Play with yourself, and talk about it. Be as ambiguous as possible. If you don't want to answer, a nice grunt will do. Therefore, no matter what, it isn't your fault.
Girls find it attractive if a man has had more women than baths.
Never ask for help. Even if you really, really need it. People will think you have no penis. Women like it when you ignore them. It arouses them.