The carton of eggs you forgot about has hatched and now you have eleven baby chicks and one mutant velociraptor. Your trashcan takes up most of your room. You get home and find a large dustbunny sitting on your couch eating the last of your stale Doritos. 5. The little old lady next door volunteers to take out your garbage. You have to wash a dish if you want to eat.
Earthquakes cause avalanches.
The cleanest thing in your apartment is your mind.