If you have to go pee while playing in the front yard, always use the newspaper that's placed on the driveway every morning just for that purpose. Quickly determine which guest is afraid of dogs. Always take a BIG drink from your water dish immediately before licking your human.
Humans always prefer clean tongues.
Because we are dogs, we are expected to bark. So bark - a lot. Your owners will be very happy to hear you protecting their house. Especially late at night while they are sleeping safely in their beds. There are never enough holes in the ground.