These program notes are meant to offend everyone equally. If, for some reason you are not offended, please write me with a description of yourself including your name, race, weight, religious views, political party, strong opinions, physical disabilities, weird sexual preferences, or anything else that you are touchy about, and I will try to offend you in a future issue. You need it and if I can't do it, nobody can. If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.
Failure is a choice.
Poverty is a mental disease. After all my whining, I actually had a great time hosting Talkback Live on CNN Friday while Bobbie Batista took a well-deserved long weekend. I flew down to Orlando Saturday afternoon for a personal appearance at the TD Waterhouse Arena prior to the Magic Bucks playoff game. Once again I was treated wonderfully by Deanna, Jennifer and the whole WDBO crowd in Big O . You Magic fans deserve some praise.