The Next Insemination, by Wm. And though the producers are guarding the plot of Enterprise with their lives, I dug deep into countless Internet chat rooms manned by bespectacled geeks to come up with the straight poop on this exciting new show. In this version, the ship is all buttons and switches, the transporter can barely take you to the corner store, and the phasers are lucky if they can burn toast. And no, you don't get to see his scrotal sack. The final concert of the taxidermied superstar.
Flash saves the world with musical backup from Queen.
The SNL cast tips its hat to Farley by putting together a show of his funniest sketches. A mysterious visitor forces Cap'n Janeway off the ship and into the unemployment line. As this documentary proves, the actual Pearl Harbor event did not have Ben Affleck ramming his tongue down a girl's throat. Jack Nicholson gets angry when his son starts talking with his finger.