If you're craving hammy trips through crypts and can't wait for The Mummy Returns , The Body , a clunky spiritual thriller starring Antonio Banderas, might be just the ticket. This talky, self-important flick is a bore of biblical proportions.
Facts go head to head with faith, exacerbating a holy war that has been going on for centuries.
Naturally, the film's ending takes the easy way out and further hints that Sharon's burgeoning lust for this macho man of the cloth might not be destined to remain unrequited. We also get lots of philosophical Judeo-Christian chatter, and a couple of cheesy shootouts and explosions. Kevin Maynard Kevin Maynard's most recent reviews 1. The Glass House 2. Haiku Tunnel 3.