Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. Alas, I am dying beyond my means. He has a patch over both eyes . . . Einstein And his thought for the day . Two cops walk into a bar, you think the second one would have ducked Anybody who claims that marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition doesn t know the first thing about women or fractions.
Life is cheap.
It s the accessories that kill you. I wear my wife s eyeglasses because she wants me to see things her way. But these days there s a 3rd thief involved pleading the case the lawyer. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.