Freshly dead amphibian ichor between your toes first thing in the morning. B Locusts Not bad.
Locusts are horrid little insects, plus they eat crops.
One wonders, though, if the frogs ate locusts or if the two plagues had a truce like that time G.I. Joe and Cobra had to team up to fight a common enemy. A river of blood. But in the end it sounds better than, say, a river of motor oil, syringes and abandoned shopping carts. At least blood is organic. Hail This is about when you realize you really are dealing with God and not just tough luck and weird weather patterns.