The farmer sells his brand new truck and comes home with it, finally tossing it into the pen with the chickens, and the old rooster. The farmer goes into the house. So the old rooster takes off withe the new rooster chases after him. Once there was a competition. Target was an apple ontop of a little boys head.
First man steps forward, aims and shoots directly into the apple.
I'm Wilhelm Tell. Second man steps forward, aims and shoots directly into Wilhelms arrow. I'm Robin Hood. Then the third man steps forward, aims and shoots directly into the boys left eye. A genie comes out and says that since there are three of them, they all get one wish.