She and her massive entourage remained outside Channel 13 until it was time for her to go on. This was the first time I ever required two makeup artists. First they applied concealer for the dark bags under my eyes. My bags are getting so big they can't fit in the overhead compartment or under the seat in front of me. Then they applied a beige foundation, lip toner and bronzer.
Funeral directors spend less time embalming dead people.
Meanwhile, reporter Teresa Rodriguez sat down after me and left before me. She needed about 30 seconds of work. Refreshments at the Debra Duncan Show will never be confused with Sunday brunch at the Doubletree Hotel. Two cameramen asked where they could buy tickets for Jimmy Buffett's concert in December. Like I'm Ticketmaster.