Liberals believe fellatio was a Roman Emperor. Liberals always keep talking until they think of something to say. Liberals lie about their height. Liberals believe global warming is what Bill Clinton did to keep Monica Lewsinky's globes warm. Liberals believe just because something doesn't exist doesn't mean the government shouldn't fund a program to fix it.
Liberals believe monogamy is a theory.
Liberals think man was put on Earth to correct God's mistakes. Liberals need Richard Simmons to walk them home through tough neighborhoods. Liberals believe a bi-sexual has the right to form a double line at the welfare office. Liberals think ethnicity forgives criminality. Liberals believe they are all good samaritans, and that Barbra Streisand is sitting near a telephone in case someone needs her help changing a flat tire.