Color slide viewing cures insomnia. On any tripod, only two legs work properly. Dust spot are attracted to sky areas. There's nothing wrong with a 35mm that a 4x5 can't cure. Ansel Adams has three Secret Zones known only to him.
Fast films compensate for slow photographers.
Mounting a photograph is a misdemeanor in Arkansas. Owning more than one lens assures that you will always have the wrong lens on the camera for any given picture. Falling lenses are attracted to rocks. Into every life a little grain must fall.