We will keep everything succinct and to the point. We will keep this here column rolling right along, merrily. We won't waste a word, because words are precious when you're writing a baby column. Every word must serve a purpose and every purpose must serve a word. No words written thus far serve any purpose whatsoever.
Every word is wasted and there is no point.
Words, words, words. Perhaps I'll begin writing this column with numbers, just to be persnickety. It's coming to an end sooner than you think. But enough about me. A Life You know, the problem with trying to write a succinct columnlet, is that you must be succinct.