Employ teenagers - while they know everything. Some day my ship will come in, but with my luck, I'll be at the airport. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off. Everett Dirksen A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. One good turn gets most of the blankets. Eleanor Roosevelt Honesty may not be the best policy, but it is worth trying once in a while. A penny saved may be a penny earned, but it's a waste of a deposit slip and really pisses off the teller. One of the deep mysteries to me is our logo, the symbol of lust and knowledge, bitten into, all crossed with in the colors of the rainbow in the wrong order.