But all those Warrant fans finally gave in and took jobs in middle management, so what are you going to do. Well, no, probably not. A while back, MTV ran a contest in which it picked a new VJ from its screaming horde of teenage viewers. The guy is like a kid in a candy store, happily stealing riffs from everybody from Cinderella to Bon Jovi, and cranking them right back out.
Funny thing is, it actually sort of works.
He's not mocking hard rock, or just going through the motions. It's irony-free and meant for fun. If nothing else, this is the correct attitude to have concerning lite metal, which is not a genre that lends itself towards introspection, or even a facial expression that might indicate the possibility of thought. Hair metal's been in the wilderness long enough. It might be time for a comeback.