They make a tasty snack. Frat boys and sorority girls actually fit many of their stereotypes. Religion is for morons, unless you are worshipping me. Both CLA and IT are for losers, although vastly different kinds of losers. PDAs, be they gay or straight, should be swiftly punished, although the gay form is slightly more acceptable.
Freshmen are stupid.
MSA is filled with children playing politics. Life really is about sex, alcohol and other fun substances. I shall offer a new topic of discussion, though it is aimed at my more erudite minions. The first one only has merits if you perceive them. We doubt if the second has any merit at all.