You get audiences like that now and then. Nice people, but no sense of humor. The Aztecs were a good audience but they only went for dirty jokes. You told that joke to an Aztec and they had to go on disability leave. Life is terrible, its miserable, you wouldn't wish it on a dog.
Jokes are misery.
And we're out of time. I'd choose the one who's living. That joke was very very big among the Abyssinians. It's very funny in Urdu. The reason men fart more than women is that women don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the pressure.