You arrive at Glastonbury's main gate only to discover that your ticket has inexplicably vanished from your rucksack. Explain the situation to security through floods of tears, then discover it was in your back pocket after all Get on your mobile to shout at your online ticket agent, before convincing security to let you in so you can webcast David for Bowie. By Saturday afternoon your phone batteries are flat. Never mind the phone, you recharge your positive energies with a dozen healing crystals You borrow another phone you found lying unwanted in a tent. Befriend the drummer from Toploader and borrow his Half a pound of Imodium usually does the trick There is a gripping Euro 2000 quarter final match on Saturday night, just as Moby is heading onstage for a zeitgeist-surfing set.
Football wins it.
We just have to keep trying, friend Watch Moby of course - there is no substitute for real famous people You find yourself seeing double on the third day.