Once again, Madden was perfect. The next weekend, Madden was in Dallas at Texas Stadium when he noticed the same phone near the cowboy bench. He asked Coach Gailey if it was a hotline to God. In Texas, it's a local call. Texas Don't squat with your spurs on.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roarin'. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.