Ours not to reason why. But no, these are laboratory conditions. We look at one another quizzically, working our lips and jaws. Our decision, which is unanimous, is that the chips taste like chips. Mouth feel, I would say, is about right.
Finger feel is pretty good too.
Pick up a chip and your thumb and forefinger get greasy, just as nature intended. But there is an aftertaste. Not of chemicals and not really unpleasant. With beer and football, you wouldn't notice it much. But it's there.