Enormous novels by coeds rain down on our defenseless heads till our teeth chatter.
Existentialists declare that they are in complete despair yet go on writing.
Lone scholars, sniping from the walls of learned periodicals our facts defend, Our intellectual marines, landing in little magazines, capture a trend. Thou shalt not do as the dean pleases, thou shalt not write thy doctor's thesis on education. Thou shalt not worship projects nor Shalt thou or thine bow down before the administration. Thou shalt not answer questionnaires or quizzes upon world affairs, nor with compliance take any test. Thou shalt not sit with statisticians nor commit a social science.