Needless to say, all of the boy scouts got lost and it was the biggest fiasco known in Boy Scout history. He claims he's invisible. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount.
Foods used for medicinal purpose have no calories.
These include any chocolate used for energy, brandy, cheesecake, and ice cream. Late-night snacks have no calories. The refrigerator light is not bright enough for the calories to see their way into the calorie counter. Cookie pieces contain no calories, because breakage causes the calories to leak out. There are no calories in food eaten from someone else's plate.