We locals will embrace you and invite you home for supper. But don't tell us you are our economic salvation. Here's another tip. When you're sitting around the campfire on a Friday night up on the Sand Flats and some of our local boys drive by in their pickups and shout thoughtless epithets at you, don't respond by giving them the finger or mooning them. If you perform such gestures, you need to remember we have some teenage boys in this county who are almost as stupid as you are.
Life is cheap out here in the wooly West.
In fact, men are by far the greater offenders, especially when they have no butt. If you are a buttock-free person, try overalls. And don't tell us you saved our economy. Actually, there's one question you should always ask yourself before you pose another one to someone else. Or how about this one.