Citizens of Grzny and Sjlbvdnzv eagerly await the arrival of the vowels. I have six children and none of them has a name that is understandable to me or anyone else. Mr. Clinton, please send my poor, wretched family just one 'E.' Please. That is my dream. It should be very exciting for them, and surely much easier for us to read their maps.
Linguists praise the U.S.'s decision to send the vowels.
For decades they have struggled with the hard consonants and difficult pronunciation of most Slavic words. Without them, it would be difficult to utter a single word, much less organize a coherent sentence. Please, don't get me started on the moon-man language they use in those Eastern European countries. The American airdrop represents the largest deployment of any letter to a foreign country since 1984. During the summer of that year, the U.S. shipped 92,000 consonants to Ethiopia, providing cities like Ouaououa, Eaoiiuae and Aao with vital, life-giving supplies of L's S's and T's.