Fast-forward to the opening of the gifts. This has really made my day. IN case you couldn't tell I was being sarcastic. A turtleneck sweater. Gee, just what I always wanted.
King picks up third gift from third daughter.
Boy, this had really better make up for the last two. The king opens the box and finds it filed with salt. The king continues his diatribe. The king takes a close look. At least you had the decency to give me that big kosher salt instead of Morton's.