This brilliant deduction was formed by Jerry's crack team of Christian detectives after giving up on getting through the maze on the side of their cereal box. Evidentally, the character's purple color is the gay pride color. I have a really pretty purple pair of leather pants, but I never really heard anything about an official color. I do know that no self respecting fag would ever touch that midget in a fat goblin costume. These allegations are difficult to prove because of the Teletubbies' lack of genetalia.
Experts say a gender is usually required in order to establish sexual orientation.
Other Christians too busy to knock on strangers' doors and offer them pamphlets noticed another indicator of Tinky Winky's homosexuality - he carries a purse. A poll of the gay community could not be taken since the video version of Tinky Winky and the Magic Flute was released that day, and all gay people were at home vigorously masturbating. In a related story, Jerry Falwell arrested the Chicago Bulls, citing their red uniforms were obviously communist propaganda. He then locked Jesus up for promoting nudity by always hanging out on the cross without a shirt on.