If, for some reason you are not offended, please write me with a description of yourself including your name, race, weight, religious views, political party, strong opinions, physical disabilities, weird sexual preferences, or anything else that you are touchy about, and I will try to offend you in a future issue. You need it and if I can't do it, nobody can. If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.
Failure is a choice.
Poverty is a mental disease. It s a thing of the past in most places, I suspect. OK, so I m taking this personally. Don t screw with my people. Belinda s husband is a teacher.