Print out the form and fill the blanks. Send this form along with payment via mail. If our operators are occupied, just leave your name, phone number, willy size, and a good time to call you.
International orders are subject to a much higher freight fee.
Please contact us for international rates and provide your shipping address. We handle every order with impeccable discretion . We will not sell your personal details to Microsoft, the CIA or any carpet cleaning company. We will call you when your hamster is ready to be shipped. We will confirm your order by telephone, fax, email, snail mail, tightbeam television, carrier pigeon, heliogram, a certain pattern of stones at a designated place, hamster-oriented crop circle, tea leaf datagram, or level 3 communications pentagram, with the candles positioned according to RFC 18346.