Liberals believe just because something doesn't exist doesn't mean the government shouldn't fund a program to fix it. Liberals believe monogamy is a theory. Liberals think man was put on Earth to correct God's mistakes. Liberals need Richard Simmons to walk them home through tough neighborhoods. Liberals believe a bi-sexual has the right to form a double line at the welfare office.
Liberals think ethnicity forgives criminality.
Liberals believe they are all good samaritans, and that Barbra Streisand is sitting near a telephone in case someone needs her help changing a flat tire. Liberals can hardly wait to hear what they're going to say next. Liberals believe they know where perfection went wrong. Liberals believe bad manners are good politics. Liberals believe every man has a right to believe in his own religion, as long as he doesn't practice it.