Certain secrets reveal themselves only after the boxes are unpacked. My boyfriend and I finally decided to move in together after an extended journey through Central America. After the journey, I knew more about him than myself. When I started living with my S.O., I soon discovered that every so often when he took a pee in the night, his aim was not always perfect. So I taught him to sit down on the can like a girl.
Girls never miss.
Leanne My SO poops while I'm in the shower. All I smell is shit when I'm supposed to be clean. He has to play a song on his guitar right before we leave the house, no matter where we're going and for how long. He changes his outfit at least five times before he decides on the final ensemble. I just pull my outfits off the top of the laundry basket.