He will pretend to take the first person with the person or animal in a video and will attempt to wow us with his unique brand of wit. He always falls short and as the sounds of canned studio audience laughter fills the air, I sit with a dead pan expression unamused. Ah, the videos. Such wonderful attempts at choreographed humor. They just leave it on and act like the imbeciles that they are in front of it or go the extra mile and direct the world's funniest home video with it.
Every show is the same.
It's a winning formula that the cretins love. I wonder if Saget expects me to double over laughing when the poor skier crashes into the tree or when the dog won't stop chasing its tail. God knows everyone else is laughing at it. That portly man just fell into the wedding cake. How knee-slappingly funny.