Few people know it, but ducks have nursing homes too.
When ducks grow old they often need a place to live and many find themselves living in a duck nursing home. These old quackers, as they are often called, experience the same types of problems as institutionalized humans living in people nursing homes do. Here are some examples. As you would expect, old ducks no longer have their teeth, so their diet consists of mostly strained spinach. This provides a constant source for rancorous complaining.