We have no quality control. If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled. You'll need it to replace three people who just left. You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos. Texas Wisdom 1.Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. There are two theories to arguin' with a woman.