Allergies have come to destroy the planet. There is no room for discussion, Forget the Area 51 babble. Pollen is here to either take over, or eliminate humanity. Once the pollen count hits 100, all hell breaks loose. The sneezing, the itching, the teary eyes, the stuffed noses, the general hell of living.
Life becomes an uncomfortable maze of distractions and annoyances.
Of course if the NY Times wasn't so piggish and old-paradigm about content, I'd post a link to the story. There's a reason communities usually pick up the recycled newspaperswith the garbage. They deserve to suffer from allergies as penance for such bad judgment. Allergy sufferers come in all sizes and shapes. And have all types of symptoms.