Their only hopes for next year are to get aging stars like Steve Young, Tim McDonald, and Ken Norton Jr. out of the nursing home and back on the field, despite pay cuts. I could have researched the team's glory days, when Montana and Rice were winning Super Bowls, but it was all too depressing, so I gave it up. No, I do not. I am a journalist, not a stand-up comedian. Journalists do not tell jokes.
Journalists attempt to stimulate their readers' imaginations.
We take our work seriously. We refrain from cheap jokes. Because either way, somebody's gonna lose a house trailer. I have more class than that. I would not use that one because last week at a church luncheon I told it to our pastor and his wife, and my dear wife, Marilyn, kicked me under the table.