The Agony Of Disconnecting. A person who hits and lies. The school mascot at a sporting event. Poorly financed football teams. Golf is a good walk spoiled - Mark Twain Golf scores are directly proportional to the number of witnesses.
Golf separates the men from the poise.
Baseball for those that don't have 8 friends. Good sex never gets an instant replay, but bad sports calls do. He is so cheap, he quit golf when he lost his ball. I think football is a sport the way ducks think hunting is a sport. I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils.