Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything. I'm out of estrogen - and I have a gun.
Guys have feelings too.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now. I did it right the first time. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win. All stressed out and no one to choke.