I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. Beer is good food. Naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there. If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. It's better to have beer in hand than gas in tank.
Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Barry's Bad Habits, Dave Barry Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.