And, of course, the fatherly man was God the Father. The audience was caught off guard by this one. Sure, you get weird stuff at B-Fest, but not like this. Many were expecting, per the title, that this would be about either Sha Na Na or auto mechanics. Like it or hate it, you don't forget it.
Girl goes to a private school snake-pit.
Her chemistry teacher is doing secret experiments with hypnosis and a purportedly magical amulet. Teacher sets it up so girl will turn into a vampire at the proper moment. Another running gag for the evening. A Grace Jones built-alike is sent by her employers to Hong Kong. She is to stop an evil female Caucasian's crime syndicate.