Don't ever lie to us, we always find out. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening. Don't say you understand when you don't.
Girls are petty, get over it.
If you talk about having a big dick, we know you don't. Zit's happen to everyone. Yes, Mr. Perfect, even to you. 10.A system in your car only impresses your homeboys. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a pig.