Hopefully the act of spitting bile at passing people will be involved somewhere in the process. Out of the three crazy homeless positions, this one is definitely the easiest to handle. You have to wear the same plaid flannel shirt each and every day until it decomposes to roughly nine shirt atoms which cling off your filthy right shoulder blade. I hope one of these three crazy homeless Seattle positions appeals to you in your quest to find employment in this fair city. I hear you have to have all kinds of goofy licenses and formal training to do that.
Kids drink milk.
Kids puke milk. Kids record kids drinking and puking milk, then make a webpage dedicated to it. Only on the Internet, folks. We do not encourage anyone to do this. Yeah, okay, whatever.