Make passers by laugh. Help your brain to function by pumping chemicals into it. Relaxes you by purring and moistening your overly dry lips. Conveys all the dog related warmth a busy executive could want without all the shiting and saliva of an actual mutt. BAD people think you have a rat in your underwear.
GOOD paper is cheap and easily repaired with selotape.
BAD the appealing flimsiness of paper, that allows your lover to rip panties from your, doubtless heaving, body also makes it prone to rips and tears. GOOD helps you to impersonate a paper bag. BAD paper bag impersonations were only popular for a short period of time in the early 1990's. GOOD soaks up unnecessary moistness. BAD soaks up necessary moistness.