Golf is 90 percent inspiration and 10 percent perspiration. The person I fear most in the last two rounds is myself. The right way to play golf is to go up and hit the bloody thing. Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive.
Happiness is a long walk with a putter.
It's just hard to play. If there is any larceny in man, golf will bring it out. In golf, as in life, it is the follow through that makes the difference. Last updated March, 2000.