When sailing, it is always best when the word 'BOOM' is spoken, to duck. This habit can be applied in the work place as well. Martinis are best made with gin.
Hotdogs contain no real meat.
Sunblock is for external use only. If you feel that your kidneys will burn due to sun exposure, maybe you should say inside. Because you're starting to make my skin crawl. I had this problem throughout my childhood. The only cure is to have your Momma beat you until it stops itching.