After each strike, you rip off your jersey and run around in a black sports bra. You help the umpire by licking home plate clean. As my own tribute to the Boston Tea Party, I spat in the mustard. Try my Buckner Special - one that was between my legs. See you in Mass General, jackass.
Hot dogs are a dollar - backrubs are fifty cents.
The meat for these things came from an MIT science project. This hot dog wins the World Series of maggots. We're gonna add a Mike Piazza-style mustache to the Statue of Liberty. City ordinance says in Subway Series, the mayor bats cleanup. Just think what this is doing to John Rocker.