Women might be able to fake orgasms. Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker. If you can fake that, you're in.
Hockey is a sport for white men.
Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.