Funnies Docs' Druthers Five surgeons were taking a coffee break. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order. Everything inside THEM is color-coded.
Lawyers are the easiest.
There's no guts, no heart, no spine and their head and butt are interchangeable. A man was sent to hell for his evil ways. As he was being led by the devil to the fiery furnace, he noticed a man he recognized as an Programmer on earth. This Programmer was snuggled up to a beautiful woman. That Programmer gets to snuggle up to that beautiful woman while I burn for eternity.