A guy races into the men's toilet, burns up to the urinal, whips out his twelve inch dick and says with a sigh of relief, Phew, just made it. We learn from history that we learn nothing from history. It is very difficult to look at the possibility of lesbian sheep because if you are a female sheep, what you do to solicit sex is to stand still. Maybe there is a female sheep out there really wanting another female, but there's just no way for us to know it. Anne Perkins, in her study of sexuality in sheep.
Life begins at the centerfold and expands outward.
A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance. Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it. Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.