I'd been wrestling with various theories for weeks without getting anywhere. Just as I was staring at both of them, my Scrabble set fell from the top shelf and hit me on the head. With the blow came illumination. If one merely assumes that Scrabble must exist, the rest of nature follows. Gravity, for example, is necessary to keep the pieces on the board.
Electromagnetism provides light, to see the letters with.
When the critic began to suggest pressure suits and space colonies, Woozy silenced him with a skillfully thrown paperweight. Most exciting of all, Woozy theory provides the first coherent explanation for the universe as a whole. If Scrabble is necessary, then so are players, and a universe to play in. This also suggests that if aliens exist, they may well play Scrabble. There are foreign language versions, after all.