This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages. If I have been privy to the magic that is Foot Soup, I will share that knowledge and experience with the non-initiated. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good. This is my summer shoe pledge to you.
Lips have a sexual connotation.
I laughed it off, but I instantly flashed back to my first year in community college when this nigga yelled that shit to me from across the atrium. I was wearing dark lipstick for the first time and he embarrased the shit outta me. Then he guessed my age, how many children I had, etc. Then we got on the bus. I don't know if he really thought in his 18 year old mind that I would cheat on my husband for his country ass, but he was a dummy for even asking.