There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those who know the judge. He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. He tells you that he has never told a lie. A prison guard is shaving your head.
Lawyers do it with appeal.
Lawyers do it confidentially. Lawyers do it on a trial basis. Lawyers do it until justice prevails. Lawyers do it as long as you can pay them. One to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.