That's why every year I end up stealing a retarded monkey from the zoo to help me pick the best new shows of the TV season. If I may sample from my very large tub of sour grapes, I'd like to say I never liked any of those fawking monkeys anyway. They were consistently either splattering my walls with feces, humping my dog, or masturbating with a fervor unseen since I purchased my first Tiffani-Amber Thiessen poster. HSC 2000 has chosen Dark Angel . It is about a genetically engineered teenager who wears very tight clothing.
Humans enjoy tight clothing.
They also like fist fighting. Dark Angel has both. Dark Angel should not be confused with the WB's Angel . He is not really an angel, but a vampire. Dark Angel should also not be confused with Touched by an Angel .