Being a porter on an expedition to an island populated by cannibals is a job with no future. People who get cannibalized are beneath the contempt of beer-gutted British men. Jungles are chock-full of pine trees, maple trees, and blackberry bushes. Transsexual brain transplants are vital medical research. A scarf makes a great lasso.
Human scalps increase male potency.
Being a human sacrifice is fun. Human vocal cords look sort of like a pea dipped in ketchup. I think that's a real cadaver he's sawing on. Oh, it's a hand. Everybody get some sleep.