I turn my attention this time, therefore, to the less well known but equally fuzzy arena of Runes. This is the rune of fashion senselessness. You never know when that special someone will come stumbling into your life, willy-nilly, so always be ready with your best toes forward. Don't be distracted by personal hygiene.
Gazebo is the rune of trendy little landscaping tricks.
Devote most of your life savings and several of your most productive years to building fountains in the shape of deep sea creatures or installing replicas of tropical birds on your lawn. Cover every square inch of your property in long-lasting, brightly colored artificial flowers. This rune represents allergic reaction and unsightly nasal discharge. If you value your social life, avoid Aacheu religiously. To combat this curse, once it is upon you, stuff a week's worth of dirty socks in each nostril so that the next time you sneeze, everything comes out your ears with considerable force.