Peering through the smoke film that has settled on the windows, inside is somewhat easily monitored. This way, you can avoid being in the same room with old people grooving to Bob Seager and Jailhouse Rock but you can still see them and make fun of them. As the parentally-aged patrons get more and more loaded they venture outside. Don't think for a minute that you, strapping young college student , could out drink them. Parkview Tavern patrons have been at it longer than you have been alive.
Drunks love to philosophize.
If you're lucky, Parkview regular Chuck, will sit down at your table. He's a real ladies man. Upwards of 50 but still holding onto his hair , Chuck knows he's still a smooth talker, or so he believes. In the midst of the conversation, one of his victims had caught her purse strap on her hoop earring. In a touching joint effort, the two women tugged and pulled on the strap while Chuck's attention was diverted.