Check cashing is not big business here in the hinterlands. It doesn't cost you to cash a check out here. You don't have to leave a pint of blood or anything like that. No two week waiting period to see if it clears. What a deal.
Houses are cheap out here in hillbillyland.
We bought a real nice place with three bedrooms and a den with indoor plumbing and everything for forty-seven thousand dollars. City folks have often commented on how nice it is. I think it is and we do real well here. We have almost two acres of land and our nearest neighbor couldn't hear us if we all went outside and yelled our fool heads off. You might think our kids are deprived.