A toaster can exist without toast, but toast cannot exist without a toaster. Those who toast, toast toast. Toast is completely free from desire. Those who eat toast are toasted. Those who are toasted eat toast.
French toast is toast.
All toast is sorrowful. Don't be afraid to make a toast to toast. Philosophers debate the existence of God, but nobody doubts the existence of toast. Everybody must get toasted. When the toast talks, eat it.