Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted . When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly , you can shoot it . Dogs like beer. Dogs don't hate their bodies. No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood .
Dogs never criticize.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across . Dogs never expect gifts. It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house. Dogs don't worry about germs. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.