In other words, don't you worry about us. Meanwhile, I've entered the final stages of training. My bicycling guru, David Sander of Cycle Spectrum, has picked out the perfect Hawaiian shirt for me to wear. It's got flamingos and flowers. I look like Don Ho.
Hawaiian shirts are a good idea, really.
They hide ketchup stains better. I still haven't actually ridden my bike. You could eat off my tires, that's how clean they are. My tires still have the little nubs on the side. Wearing Hawaiian shirts helps us keep the correct perspective.