Next, I transformed into a child and was born to a family named Armstrong. All of Roswell was puzzling over this new occurrence. When they found the dummies they never suspected a thing. The dummies were made as replicas of humans by our schools at home. Although the children had never seen an earthling, they made a good replica.
Earthlings are skinny things with big heads that are useless.
I decided to change that. I made myself an embryo and was born to this Armstrong family. They named me Neil. I went to school and studied hard. I went to college and became an astronaut.