I've been in this business a long time, son, and that's how software is written. On a clear disk, you can seek forever. It's all about Bits, Bytes, Birds, Bollocks and Booze. A programmer is a person who adds a little bit of clean code, to the existing mountain of dirty code. There's no such thing as idiot-proof software.
Idiots are just too clever for that.
One month we honored Dan Lundy, Object Evangelist for DTA, Inc . Dan has given us these fine gems to brighten our days. This code space reserved for the handicapped. Home - so might the last Cab. Patience is the most needed virtue in any programmer.