Unique word processing capabilities. Far-reaching communications capabilities with common household items. No expensive modem hardware required. Built-in microwave dish for instant worldwide communications at your fingertips. Direct line communication with the deity of your choice.
Electronic fabrication is of time-proven vacuum tubes.
Relays and coils, all cleverly disguised as transistors, semi-conductors and LSI components. Comes with a standard 256-key keyboard, with optional alphanumeric keys available. Of course, with ostrich eggs, should yield a slightly higher baud rate. WOM, exclusive to Wrongco products, enables you to have the finest lawn in your neighborhood.