The world does not revolve on an axis. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. Don't do it if you can't keep it up. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
Edited by Brad Templeton. ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing.