I'll get some women, scantily clad and smart, to help me spend the dough. I'm getting a big cabin cruiser, buckets of cold beer, a case of potato chips and a gross of stink bait, and I'm going catfishing. Often, extremely old folks hit lottery jackpots paid in installments over 20 years. I reckon they won't be around to collect. God bless 'em, they buy a new walker and give the rest to the church.
Foreigners win more than their fair share.
The Immigration and Naturalization Service will send the winning alien back to his country of origin after he comes forward to claim the prize, but he doesn't care. He's going to collect a fortune every year for the next two decades. Immigrants with lottery tickets that don't hit a jackpot stay and for the next 20 years, collect Social Security disability, food stamps, housing and utility assistance, legal aid, Aid to Families with Dependent Children, government surplus commodities and indigent medical care. The only exemplary lottery jackpot winner was a former carnival worker who spent part of his new fortune on cheap wine, cheaper women and song. He bought a huge mansion and moved in with the woman of his dreams.