When Defrag was just a whipper-snapper, whenever we had to do an assignment on say, Convict Settlements, we saw it as little more than excuse to indulge our love of creating the Ye Olde Parchmente Looke. So, after we had written our assignment, we would then paint the paper lightly with black tea to make it looked aged, and once it was dry we would coat the edges with milk and burn them to get that rough look so beloved of pirate map manufacturers. Since Defrag is rarely struck with this sort of urge today, we can only assume that it's some sort of genetic trait inherent in children, especially since everyone in our class seemed to have the same impulse. Instead of internet opportunities slipping through your fingers, entire server farms do. You write with a toothpick instead of a stylus.
Kids can truthfully tell their teacher that their pet ate their homework.
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