Cold Turkey Strategy of sudden cessation of tobacco consumption, originally used to describe the process of stopping the use of the less addictive,less deadly, and illegal narcotic drugs. Can't Remember Shit Syndrome, common among those involved in The Quit. See Airhead syndrome, newbie, oxymoron. Dumpster Dance Ritual performed prior to discarding all tobacco and smoking paraphernalia in the neighborhood dumpster, before setting it all ablaze and running like hell. Elder Someone who has been quit for 100 days or longer.
Elders sit in the front row and wear silly hats.
Evil Twin Indestructible character frequently blamed for subverting a quit. Feedbag Device normally used for feeding horses, frequently used by quitsters during their first month for massive consumption of anything edible. Floaties Withdrawal symptom involving a floating sensation, accompanied by general clumsiness, especially crashing into walls and stumbling into metal wastebaskets while making presentations. The act of celebrating 100 days of quit. Girlfriend Term of endearment among females engaged in The Quit.