If your BMI is 25 or higher, you're either fat or terrible at math. It's obvious from these calculations that the government is trying to drum up more business for accountants. Like they don't have enough work from our complicated tax laws. The accountants must have hired a lobbyist from China. Of course, if you don't feel like consulting your accountant, you could always visit your doctor.
Doctors spend four years in medical school, so they're experts on human anatomy.
If you're overweight, you probably don't want to undress in front of strangers. And you certainly don't want to pay someone to see you naked. The doctor may do some pinching, probing and prodding, trying to give you your money's worth. Other than walking to the refrigerator. Melvin Durai, a graduate of Towson State University and a former Baltimorean, is a humor columnist at the Chambersburg, Pa., Public Opinion.