Except when they stop you, they don't seem so much like kids then. Maybe it's the sub machine guns. It's against the law to build fences out of Ocotillo cacti, but everyone does it anyway. There's no tax on houses until after they re built. So no one ever finishes.
Every building has rebar sticking out of it.
Everyone here is more talented and much more creative than I am. The constellations are all in the wrong place. No matter what you are eating, it goes in a tortilla with salsa. Salsa to them, is Pico de Gallo to us. You have to ask for a coke or coke light.