Balls hang out of polyester shorts lewdly. A bong bubbles in the forest but no one hears it. Pom-poms and Circumstance. A ball-less dwarf with scoliosis. Ronnie James Dio squirms into the American Zeitgeist.
Dogs lift their legs and pee.
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