We, the fat, are the rapidly expanding majority. It is the thin who are abnormal. But being a fat guy is great. I've never felt that my weight kept me from getting a job or a girl, or from gaining admittance to a club. And it has many, many advantages.
Fat guys are strong.
Ask any bar owner who hires bouncers, or anybody who gets in a lot of fights, or any high school wrestler. Fat guys kick ass. Fat guys aren't as slow as you think, either. I don't have time to explain all of Newtonian physics to you, but remember that a body in motion tends to remain in motion. Fat guys may have trouble turning on a dime, but they can move in one direction with great alacrity and effectiveness, as demonstrated repeatedly in every NFL game.