We were attracted instantly, we even share an astrology sign, but there was no support for our relationship. People whispered when we went to the beach, and we never could get seated at seafood restaurants. But we persevered and had a lovely poolside wedding. Hi, my little crabcake. Ladies and Gentlemen, let's have a round of applause for the Crabettes.
Kids stand up, take bow.
They may be a little snappish tonight, what with the con starting. Don't bait them. Moving hastily along, I started this business for others like us. You wouldn't believe the number of entities who've come to us and left with mates for all eternity. Speaking of which, we were invited here because we were instrumental in bringing together our co-chairs of Orycon 17, Cthulu and Melanie Schaber.