It seems that Iraq does not actually exist. We've been taught since elementary school that the letter 'q' is always followed by 'u'. It should be clear that a country called Iraq cannot exist. The President went on to explain that Desert Storm has been a massive simulation to help prepare for the war against broccoli. 230 User allah logged in.
Iraqi troops are to surrender all chemical weapons.
Chemical weapons are defined as containing such substances as hydrogen cyanide, mustard gas, gunpowder, gasoline, and vulcanized rubber. All Iraqi troops are to walk from Kuwait back into Iraq. Those who say unkind words or look at coalition soldiers in an unkind way are to crawl back. Iraq must compensate Kuwait for all war reparations, outstanding debts, lodging for the duration of the troops' stay in Kuwait, and import duties for the weapons left behind. All Iraqi military installations and government ministry are to have a bulls-eye at least 15 meters across on top, painted in luminescent colors.