I love going to pro-life rallies and asking them about their opinions on the death penalty. The little puff of smoke that comes out of their head is really cute. Dating more than one woman at a time is like juggling multiple bowling balls. Barney is a spawn of Satan and must be destroyed. Look, just shoot me and avoid the rush.
Hockey is a force of nature.
Show me someone who's truly organized, and I'll show you a future high blood pressure patient. Whatever doesn't kill you, makes for good comic relief. People say bad relationships are a dime a dozen. I'm hunting down those responsible for supplying the dimes. There's no justice in this world.