The weather is so inconsistent that weather men often commit suicide after feeling like failures all their life. The roads have no lights or painting. Sometimes, the car in front of you disappears into a pothole. You get run over by idiots going 120 MPH on toll roads 42. Everyone wears Eskimo Joe's T-shirts.
Income taxes stink.
You get to take few exemptions and wind up paying an outrageous amount only to wonder where the money is being spent. The Daily Oklahoman. The aroma of polecats everywhere. Native Oklahomans think that the state is a paradise and don't realize how pathetic it is. World Rogers World Airport doesn't have any international flights.