A drug-fuelled weekend of debauchery leaves our pukey protagonist with an expense account swollen to the size of the Bolivian gross national product, and Spider is forced to work off the debt as a features writer for his publishing house s leading women s lifestyle magazine. The fashion business. And before you start, I ve seen you out there in your Sweatshops of Old Kentucky T-shirts. My own thoughts on the matter.
Good guys wear black.
Bad women wear red. Let this be your guiding principle and the world will seem infinitely less complex. If God has Sundays the Devil takes Monday mornings and uses them to lubricate his infernal passage. The mother of all hangovers is dropping her offspring into my brainpan in time to a speed metal version of Beethoven s 5 th . On the kazoo.