When you think spring, you think housecleaning, but in today's busy world, families have to make everything more efficient. You already know that kids' artwork is a great way to cover the dirt on a refrigerator. Try it on the stove, dishwasher, microwave, toaster, etc.
First impressions are so important.
If you really can't get motivated to clean, just get another middle name. No one ever really eats off a floor. It doesn't have to be that clean. But if they say the dog did, you should at least doublecheck. When you get out of the shower, you're the cleanest thing in the house.