I drew this up during my first semester here at Western Illinois University.
Life sucks, just sit down and let it pass.
It costs money to live. It's always the man's fault, never the woman's. Life didn't come with instructions, so make your own. Your life is not pathetic until you find yourself making pudding in your dorm room on a friday night from one of those carboard boxes, reading those easy two step instructions. Algae farms are cool.