First runner-up gets the tacky but estimable Style Invitational Loser Pen. Honorable Mentions get the mildly sought-after Style Invitational bumper sticker. Winners will be selected on the basis of humor and originality. Entries must be received on or before Monday, Jan. 3. Winners will be announced three weeks from today.
Editors reserve the right to alter entries for taste, humor or appropriateness.
No purchase necessary. No One Reads was written by Richard Leiby of Silver Spring. Employees of The Washington Post and members of their immediate families are not eligible for prizes. FROM WEEK 299, in which you were asked to come up with supermarket tabloid headlines using only the left side of the computer keyboard. A few people wrote magnificent, inventive headlines that were, alas, too sedate for the tabs.