You boast ramen noodles as a culinary accomplishment. Eating month old bread doesn't faze you. Showering becomes more and more optional every day. Laundry becomes a major financial decision. You routinely wander the halls late at night writing strange and involved messages on memo boards, bulletin boards, etc. as a method of procrastination.
Mail is a reason for a party.
Anything is a reason for a party. When adding up your monthly expenses, you don't forget to include cover charge and beer money. You get excited over Spaghetti-O's. You think nothing of writing 45 cent checks. Well, this concludes my final web page.