They can camouflage themselves into their background and strike with blinding speed, often when and where you least expect it. They usually feed off small mice and squirrels, but have been known to attack humans when provoked. I can't for the life of me figure out why a man would want to let another man stick his penis into his rectum. Employers lose the right to fire employees whose political views and lifestyle they find personally offensive. Heterosexual students lose the freedom to choose whom they wish to beat up and taunt.
Heterosexuals lose the right to use public laundromats.
Your phone bill goes up as lines begin to jam with lispy chatter. The nation's blood supply outstrips demand, and inflation begins, increasing the cost of blood for everybody. Further, most gay militias aren't satisfied with mere equality, they are in fact lobbying Congress for rights well beyond those of heterosexuals. The right to rape children. The right to masturbate on playgrounds during daylight hours.