They still believe the gunfight at the OK Corral could have been settled over a cocktail. Liberals think a heart attack is Nature's way of telling you someone else wants to use the tennis court. Liberals believe upgrading puberty is Bill Gates' next software challenge. Liberals believe there must be a deeper explanation for Chelsea's hair. Liberals think Sociology 101 is a religion.
Liberals say they love all people, and especially the ones they duck at cocktail parties.
Liberals believe fellatio was a Roman Emperor. Liberals always keep talking until they think of something to say. Liberals lie about their height. Liberals believe global warming is what Bill Clinton did to keep Monica Lewsinky's globes warm. Liberals believe just because something doesn't exist doesn't mean the government shouldn't fund a program to fix it.