Here you sit around the fireplace and lie about your skiing prowess. If you are smart, you will stay in the lodge lying about your skiing prowess all day, and not actually ski. Moguls Moguls are small bumps in the mountain of your choice. Some skiers try to hit them and do tricks as they bounce off. These moguls will try every trick in the book to send you screaming to your death at the bottom of the mountain.
Every ski resort has trees.
A good rule of thumb is to stay at least 50 feet away from trees and keep a close eye on them, lest they jump out in front of you thus blocking your descent.