George Orwell Give me an athlete and I'll give you an army. Adolph Hitler, Mein Kampf. Whenever I get the urge to exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes away. Robert M. Hutchins, former President of the University of Chicago. I have never taken any exercise, except for sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any.
Exercise is loathsome.
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise. Chauncey Depew Exercise is a modern superstition invented by people who ate too much, and had nothing to think about. Athletics don't make anybody either long-lived or useful. Bill Vaughan, Kansas City Star . Dave Barry People are so busy lengthening their lives with exercise they don't have time to live them.