Jock finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial problems. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. God, please help me. Ah've lost ma wee store and if Ah dinna get some money, Ah'm going to lose my hoose too.
Jock prays again.
Jock prays again. Ah've lost ma business, ma hoose and ma car. Ma bairns are starving. Jock was traveling by train seated next to a stern-faced clergyman. Jock once attended a Temperance lecture given by Scotland's top medical man, a noted anti-drink campaigner.