Shoot it and put it out of its memory. Tell him that a bench has wet paint upon it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, but check for Greek soldiers elsewhere. Gargling twice a day is a good way to see if your neck leaks.
Happiness is twin floppies.
I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once. The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. You don't count your money when you're sittin' at the keyboard. There'll be plenty time for countin' when the program's done.