This is accomplished when the grasshoppers hop up and down in pairs, in a dance known as binary fidgeting. The grasshoppers must be fed a special substance, usually Linox, Windowsox, or Macintosh apples. Results of their calculations are displayed in a box known as the display screen, which contains a large colony of random ants. The ants move small alphabet blocks around, forming words or arithmetical displays. The assembled blocks are then removed and baked in hard pies, known as Crash Disks.
Laptops use fleas instead of grasshoppers, and tiny red ants.
Servers use scorpions in a bottle. Computers often crash. When they do, technicians sacrifice groats to Inexplicable , the god of computers. As a last resort, they boot the devices into the recycling bin, which eats them. Means of deleting employees by compressing two healthy companies into a sort of porridge.