We all do. That s why Penn will be installing a new line of robotic helpers to do all of those annoying, repetitive and sometimes dangerous tasks that get in the way of all that questionably consensual sex you should be having. Just think of all those soulless, steel-hearted, calculating automatons prowling the halls of Steinberg Dietrich. But now, thanks to robots, you can pat yourself on the back for not being that loser who has nothing better to do than spout psuedo-intellectual claptrap at the professor in every single lecture. Now, let a robot take that stinky green bullet.
Maintenance is a snap.
As the fraternity pledge on your hall sinks deeper and deeper into weeks of beatings, unlubricated anal penetration and sorority mixers, the FraternaNeoPhytaMaintainoBot will take over his whole life.