Remember to put iodine on the cuts as leopards carry some nasty diseases, including chickenpox. Sedge warblers make an attractive and tuneful addition to our country lanes and woods at this time of year. But the humble sedge warbler can also be a killer. Twelve or thirteen of these small birds jammed into a child's mouth could easily impair respiration and even lead to death. It's your duty as a citizen to round up these evil feathered songsters and beat them to death with a stick.
Fools often speak of 'letting sleeping dogs lie'.
As we now know of course, dogs are incapable of lying, because their simple brains' symbolic processing apparatus does not have the capability to assign non-actual representations to symbols or semantic tags. This means they lack the ability which we take for granted, to misrepresent or distort the truth about our world. Also, of course, they can't talk in the first place. And anyway they're asleep, surely. Contrary to popular opinion, oven chips are not good for you.