Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. One good turn gets most of the blanket. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. Our good friend Willie is dead, he will be seen no more, for what he thought was H20 was H2SO4.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.