I can always buy an upgrade for my computer. Computers cannot iron your shirts or make your food. . . . Wet kisses make keyboards SOO sticky - and you can't wash them. . . . Try the disk drive but remember to cover your disk. Girlfriends function very well during main current breakdowns. . . .
Girlfriends do their own routine maintenance. . . .
Girlfriends' memories do not get accidentally erased. . . . Even if you have been awake all night with your girlfriend, your eyes are not necessarily red. . . . Computers are totally boring in bed. . . .