We are talking Frenchified thingies called liters, and it takes about 60 of them to fill up my car's tank. For 65 bucks, that still sounded reasonable - until I discovered that a liter is about 1.75 pints, or less than two mugs of beer. I got someone with a degree in advanced calculus and a decent calculator to do some numbers for me. I'm not really carsick. Just sick of cars.
Love is grand - and divorce can be a hundred grand.
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