Wickets may be up to twice as wide as the ball. They must never be narrower than the ball. For all beach terrains, but Fiji or Cozumel sand is best. The game is designed for up to six balls, six ounces of heroin, three cases of tequila, and several nude young women. It may be played with any number of players from two to six.
Hookers are optional.
When only four balls are played, the sides are blueblack against redyellow. When the number of players equals the number of balls on a side, each player plays only one ball throughout the game. When the number of players does not equal the number of balls on a side, the players on that side alternate turns and may play any one ball on their side in a turn. Team captains may be chosen, and players may confer to decide which ball should be played in each turn. Please, no firearms on the course at any time.