We have the same problem with liberals. Liberalism just seems to hang on like the common cold. There's no cure, so all you can do is wait for it to run its course.
Liberalism is a philosophical dropping retrieved from the cat box of history.
While the theory of liberalism is a museum piece and as fascinating as pocket lint, liberals perceptions are sufficiently bizarre as to rescue them from the brink of total disinterest. Liberals accept the explanation Ron Brown was not assassinated, but died of a 45-caliber migraine headache. Liberals believe everyone is equal, but they are the first ones to fall to their knees in front of celebrities. Liberals think the Million Man March referred to Heidi Fleiss' busiest month. Liberals believe living conditions in Third World countries would be improved by having every Care package include a lovely bridge mix.