But it turns out there's a smarter David Neilsen out there. Then I saw a picture. He's better than me. Now I've gotten used to being second fiddle in life for a while, but I always thought that, not matter what else, I'm the best darned David Neilsen I can be. Now even that's been taken from me.
Life has no purpose.
I am useless. Let this be a lesson to you all. Don't do a search for your name in Alta Vista. You don't want to know who's out there. This is the less important David Neilsen, signing off.