Therefore, they must bitch or they will explode. God created man before creating woman because you need a rough draft before creating a masterpiece. Wieners come in packs of 10, buns in packs of 8, beer in packs of 6, condoms in packs of 3. Men need a calculator just to have a weekend. Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Dogs are man's best friend.
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