While each writer and editor follows his own personal schedule, basically this is what happens in our day to day schedule. Undaunted, they shoot some pictures of a store mannequin in front of Center Hall, confident in the knowledge that the photos will come out too dark to be recognizable when we print anyway. Six P.M.- Haynes wanders into The Bachelor office with his cartoon. John Deschner's article, taunting Catholic saints with funny names, arrives. Andy Perkins glances at it, deems it innocuous, and includes it.
Locusts inexplicably swarm the office.
All is going well. Seven P.M.- Chris Cunningham wanders in. Cunningham proceeds to write the entire Sports section, with the exception of Deon's article, using these nom de plumes. Josh Patty is still writing the briefs. Ben Deufel delivers his article of the week, causing the very tectonic plates beneath the office lurch to the left.