Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said I needed an upgrade. Nostalgia ain't what it used to be. Start every day with a smile and get it over with. Fields Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Wright Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. A stomach ache. It's been proven mathematically.