We're no damn good. But let me tell you why marriage is bad for guys. If you're a young fellow thinking about tying the awful knot, read this carefully. Guys marry for bad reasons. When it comes to women, we have less judgment than bugs in a moonshine bottle.
Guys marry charm.
They marry a sweet smile, a perky toss of the chin. They marry clear skin and bright eyes, soft lips, warm hands. They marry curves in a pretty print dress and silken hair that smells like warm milk and new-mown grass. Men marry necking on back roads with crickets creaking in the woods and warm breezes and Sally is just so unspeakably wonderful they can't do without her. Men marry illusion.