Bokonon Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. You can lead a man to slaughter, but you can't make him think. Don't get mad, get even. A taxpayer is someone who does not have to take a civil service exam in order to work for the government. All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person.
Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.
Fools rush in where fools have been before. Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out. No experiment is reproducible. Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition. Spend sufficient time confirming the need and the need will disappear.