I don't know if you have noticed, but Greencastle is lacking a bit in local culture. That's why I think we need to have a rodeo in Greencastle. For some reason, I have a gut feeling that this town would take kindly to wild farm animals and mud. No Mufflers Awareness Week Really, I don't think we show enough appreciation for those people who drive up and down Locust and College streets, revving their muffler-less engines. It often troubles me that fraternities can not legally have kegs or common containers during parties.
Kegs are more fun, and they're actually cheaper than buying cases.
I think we need to investigate this problem further, and question the rationale behind such an obviously illogical rule that hurts us all. In Paris, there is a group called the Garden Gnome Liberation Front. This is true. Once again, I'm not making this up. Anyway, I think we should help support the Front.