A respected New Mexico commune holds that the photo records the engine blast from an extraterrestrial craft with secret but peaceful intentions. The inhabitants of the object are quite reclusive and have never spoken to reporters. This is the only known photograph of a being from the planet Phlour. It was taken at great risk to the photographer, whom the being, for unknown reasons, covered with three inches of potting soil and watered for ten days. Presumably this was an offer of friendship.
Haunted flowers are a rarity but the phenomenon does occur.
Here, a ghostly spirit prepares for a sneak attack on an unsuspecting horticultural citizen. Such encounters are seldom fatal, but due to their slow-moving nature, the flower seldom escapes.