It's like death with fresher breakfast cereal. The house couldn't get any darker unless we threw a sheet over it and painted the furniture black. My first suggestion was that we buy a clothesline and hang it in the back yard in an effort to use the dryer less. The response was not overwhelming. Think how many great movie moments involve clotheslines.
Man comes home from war and surprises mother hanging up clothes.
Man comes home from war and surprises wife hanging up clothes. Man comes home from war and is surprised by wife kissing man next door while hanging up clothes. In addition to the clothesline, my second solution was to go to the hardware store and buy a couple of shades to hang outside the windows on the east and west sides of the house. You know the kind of shades I'm talking about. The kind that lasts three months and then one string gets shorter than the other and only one side pulls up or lets down, and you have the slanties.