Harvey The Wonder Hamster. At the store, in the streets, And driving in their cars.
Hamsters going everywhere, They are both near and far.
Why, we're in the pet stores Back where we belong. We're running in our squeaky wheels We're eating dried out food. Hamsters treating us like animals Why would they be so rude. All they can do is mock. My Hamster Such calmness, such peace, such innermost ease.