Be that as it may, birthday girl, you will find yourself in the midst of a September self-exploration that will rival the first climb of Mt. Everest. You are an explorer, discovering new ways of thinking and living, and all this enlightenment may put a wrench in your finely oiled machine. Everything that happens to you this month is part of a collective growth spurt. On days when you re feeling particularly strong and confident, you should write yourself a clich -filled note for future reference. Everyone has the right to be stupid but some people abuse that right.
Man bites dog.
Live and let live. That s the way the cookie crumbles. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it. When you get that urge to be evil, remember how much you fear ending up alone as the crazy cat lady without a friend to your name. And think of all the good things you can accomplish when you spend less time thinking of ways to get revenge and more time decorating your own soul.