In a sequence now replayed by a shocked, shocked media as often as the Zapruder film, the kid mis-times his leap, shatters the windshield, caves in the roof and breaks several bones. In a mixed blessing, though, he may walk well enough to try it again. Minn. One of ours gets into the act. But proving even our nitwits are above average, the Minnesota kid doesn't actually start up the chain saw or attempt to carve his own leg off. But, obviously, we in journalism are only concerned with the dumbest of the dumb.
Kids do stupid things.
Some kids do really stupid things. It's almost like a divine right of childhood, stupidity. But shareholder value rules everything in modern America. He at least was wearing a bulletproof vest.