The law is the weapon. That weapon is in the hands of the raiding parties, such as public school bureaucrats and government tax collectors. Even so, there is strength in numbers. There are a lot of them. The mercenaries are the lawyers.
Judges are also lawyers.
You know who you are. Any legal action begins with a set of facts, things that have actually happened. Courts do not get involved deciding hypothetical situations. A statement of facts must be brief. The law consists of legislative enactments organized by numbers.