The book compiles the expertise of 550 nursing schools and 100 nurses nationwide. Nurses wrote every word. It's for John and Jane Smith, who have questions about their health and the health of their family.
Entries explain common conditions, list detailed symptoms and offer treatment menus.
This is punitive. He is embarrassed enough as it is. Try freezing a damp sponge in a zipper sandwich bag. That way they won't fuss over not being able to eat the ice cubes in the bag. And kids see sponges as fun.