You say that the problems in your relationship started three weeks ago, exactly when football season kicked off. You see, your girlfriend has absolutely no idea what football season is all about. Sure, there are a lot of girls that can become interested in football and even become pretty good students of the game. But, as you and I both know, football ain't about X's and O's. Football is about dragging your hungover rear out of bed on Saturday and Sunday mornings and getting together with your buddies.
Football is about drinkin' beer, grilling out and jalapeno nachos.
But most of all, football is one man trying to bring another man to the ground. No woman can ever understand that, and now your girlfriend is confused. She thinks she is losing you, so all of the ordinary crap that she used to put up with now throws her off the handle. You see, relationships are all about compromise, and while your girl will think it's soo sweet that you are making a conscious effort to rebuild your relationship, you will soon learn that they only let the most beautiful women star in Soap Operas. Back to the top.