Dogs miss you when you're gone. You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you. Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong. Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with. Dogs don't criticize your friends.
Dogs admit when they're jealous.
Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together. You can train a dog. Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies. Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous. Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.