Sex means never worrying about your reputation. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry. You don't have to shave below your neck. If you're 42 and single nobody notices. You can write your name in the snow.
Flowers fix everything.
You can say anything and not worry about what people think. Three pair of shoes are more than enough. You can eat a banana in a hardware store. Foreplay is optional. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.