The Rottweiler Corollary of energy displacement. This is due to a Rotts particular habit of stretching out and plastering themselves next to your body when you are sleeping in bed. It makes for warm winter nights, but hot summers. See he couldn't make up his mind either. Towel Biting - Favorite bathtime game.
Gravity has no effect on black dog hair.
It is attracted by corners, white ceilings, and the internal workings of sealed objects. Rottweilers' insides are larger than their outsides, thus explaining their dietary habits.