Do not ask us. We refuse to answer. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. Do not cut your hair.
Long hair is always more attractive than short hair.
One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Do not ask us what we are thinking unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks. It's like the full moon or the changing of tides.