Man enters left, stops short of it, recoils, exits left. Cut to man standing behind low apple crate, puzzled. Tries to sit down. You need to be able to trust your financial institution. Crate breaks, man tumbles-then quickly recovers, gets up, moves on.
Man walks on from left and stops at a comfortable armchair, smiles, sits, crosses legs and relaxes.
TV remote control drops from sky into man's hand. He clicks it and the screen goes blank. Welcome to your comfort zone. America's Credit Unions. Where people are worth more than money.