Drugs may lead nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Hard work pays off in the future.
Laziness pays off now. Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back. Half the people you know are below average. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.