There are some people who draw lightning. Each year, over 92 million people in the United States are infested with head lice. I do not have any statistics on lightning, but I am sure that, considering the vast number of lightning bolts that I, personally, have witnessed, there are nearly as many people infested with lightning. During this summer season, we would all be well advised to take steps to avoid being struck by lightning. Here are some examples of things one can do to avert electrical catastrophe.
Golf is a stupid game.
I know this because watching a golf tournament is about as exciting as watching slugs mate. Golf is also stupid because golf has been know to be fatal during electrical storms. Unfortunately, it was resuscitated due to the recent calamity which befell Rev. James Rainey and his wife. A few weeks ago their home on County Rd. 69 was struck by lightning, which resulted in fire damage, which resulted in Rev. Rainey and his wife having to spend some time in a friend s home, which, as I understand it was also hit by lightning while the Rainey s were there.