Homeowners know owning their own home is what's keeping them poor. Liberals consider a college education a tool for getting revenge. Liberals think I.R.S. spells cat. Liberals can't stop table-hopping, even at the morgue. Liberals believe Judges should sentence convicted murderers to be seriously inconvenienced.
Liberals think condoms are a kind of gift-wrap.
Liberals think the Cabala was taken from Shirley MacLaine's diary. Liberals are quick to recognize the truth of whatever they make up. Liberals believe morality is the cause of immorality. Liberals have good skin but their souls have pimples. Liberals all look like E.J. Dionne because they can't help it.