If there's a problem I would be glad to buy another meal for you. We have always shared everything equally. This is nothing out of the ordinary. Thank you for your offer, though. Don't squat with your spurs on.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.