And Jokes Below are various quotes from the World Of Football plus the odd joke or two. It's like a toaster, the ref's shirt pocket.
Every time there's a tackle, up pops a yellow card.
Grimsby Town manager Lennie Lawrence was caught speeding on his way to Blundell Park today. The Torquay United Chairman is considering replacing former manager Wes Saunders with Steve Davis. Railtrack have decided to start sponsoring Boston United. Railtrack think they are a suitable team because of their regular points failures. The Forgotten Imp.