You know you it's hot outside when . . . You know it's hot outside when . You see a tree flagging down a dog to get relief.
Homeless people start bathing regularly.
Your kids volunteer to wash your car. The guy who repairs your air conditioner wants to be referred to as a climate control specialist. You see the neighborhoood wino drinking water. The snow cone guy is getting the phone numbers of the best looking women in town. The admission at the city pool goes up.