His commands are not burdensome. You might want to try Yemen.
International terrorism is no laughing matter.
Hostages are well-treated by their captors, never beaten or tortured, and often emerge from the ordeal with expensive gifts in appreciation. The situation presents risks. Yemeni tribes kidnap foreigners to press their demands for jobs or government compensation. While it's not a dangerous situation, it betrays a lawlessness that frightens some. For the time being, however, it's a pretty easy gig.