You can get along with anybody if you take a lot of showers together. No matter how bad your haircut is, it always grows back. If you are really hungry, even lousy food is delicious.
Guns DO kill people, too.
The fastest way to accomplish something is not by working as fast as you can, but as steadily as you can. It is not courage that makes ordinary people perform extraordinary deeds. It is the shame of letting people down that are counting on you. Payday is sweeter when you know you have earned it. Neatness always counts, so make your bed every day.