Stupid is as stupid does. Cum catapultae proscriptae erat, tum soli proscript catapultas habeunt. If catapaults are outlawed, then only outlaws will only have catapaults. Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat. It's not the heat, it's the humidity.
Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
The designated hitter rule has got to go. Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar. Viri sunt Viri. Men are slime.