Oh oh okay then. Your choice of mates is rather limited. You sub-class genus. All those times that we had arguments that could peel paint off walls I was secretly lusting after you. I think my brain is decomposing.
Lets go find some coffee.
After all this I will only feel normal when I have more caffeine in me than red blood cells. Call me Dana. Seeing as we're having this conversation there is something I've been wanting to say to you for years. Shut up and kiss me you fool. I advise as soon as possible.