They are not rubes. We really did. But everything has been great. We didn't think the food would be so good. Passengers soak up the sun on the deck of Carnival's Fascination cruise ship.
Journalists love negative quotes.
Well, OK, there was one guy from Ohio who was mad at his girlfriend and ready to throw her overboard, but that wasn't the ship's fault. In fact, after talking to this guy for a while, it probably wasn't the girlfriend's fault, but that's none of our business. I'm not saying no one got a steak that wasn't cooked right the first time or soup that wasn't hot enough, or that no one waited too long for their luggage to arrive at their cabin. All can, and does, happen on any cruise line. Passengers take part in a hairy chest contest on the deck of Carnival's Fascination cruise ship.