The first 15 entries are by Mr. Williams. However, I know you must have some lines of your own. Why not email them to me and we will add them to the list.
Lets keep it tasteful.
When planning your next vacation, you choose your travel route based upon the location of active railroads and railroad museums. When you blow your horn two longs, a short, and a long through every intersection. Speaking of intersections, you call the signals as you go through them. You call zoning to ask if you can use a boxcar for a shed. You wonder why automobiles don t come equipped with couplers.