Thanks for visiting me here. I'm sure I've had an interesting life, but don't remember much before March 2000. My new dad and mom are helping me, but it's tough to translate for them. I have vague memories of the Petland where my first parents adopted me.
Life is hazy after that.
I remember days alone at home, calling for them and trying to dig my way to China, which is where I thought they had gone. I think that they weren't happy having me try to find them, because they sent me away. The next I remember, I was in jail. I woke up one day after having a particularly heavy sleep and felt a little lighter than normal. I remember someone saying something about getting ''fixed''.