In some households, the people sit glued to the television watching this game called football. I don't understand football, and this movie didn't give me much enlightenment. First quarter, you bat the ball around with your paw and go bounding after it, always being careful not to run into anything. Second quarter, you lose the ball under the sofa and meow loudly until a person comes to move the sofa and retrieve it for you. In the third quarter, the object of the game is to stare at said person uncomprehendingly and pretend you don't want the ball anymore.
Fourth quarter starts at two in the morning.
I smell a conspiracy.