Women most want to have the facial features of Julia Roberts and Cindy Crawford. Men, on the other hand, want to look like Drew Carrey. Even Drew Carrey doesn't want to look like Drew Carrey. Cosmetic plastic surgery is a common procedure these days. In 1998 over 1 million people in this country had it done, an increase of 153 percent over 1992.
Liposuction is the most common procedure, followed by breast augmentation.
Rhinoplasty is popular too. This is when you have a horn implanted on your face. Actually it's the medical term for a nose job. Doctors prefer using fancy Latin names like rhinoplasty because it makes them feel like they got something out of their ten years of schooling besides a big pile of college loans which they'll struggle to pay off within the first two months of private practice. Nose jobs have become so routine these days that even our money is getting them.