The mafia soon realizes that their collection is late, and sends some of their hoods after the deaf collector. The hoods find the collector to ask him where the money is. He can't communicate with them, so the mafia drags the guy to an interpreter. The hood pulls out a .38 gun, places it in the ear of the deaf collector. NOW ask him where da money is.
Man walks up to a farmer's house, knocks on the door.
When a woman opened the door, the man ask if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door. Again, the man knocked, again, asked the same question. Again, not amused, she screamed get the hell away. Later, she told her husband of the incident.