He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. He tells you that he has never told a lie. A prison guard is shaving your head. Lawyers do it with appeal.
Lawyers do it confidentially.
Lawyers do it on a trial basis. Lawyers do it until justice prevails. Lawyers do it as long as you can pay them. One to do it and two to sue him for malpractice. One to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company.