I figure if we convince, oh, one hundred thousand people to stop playing golf then we will have broken even for the year given all the new golfers. Then again, Final Tee will only swell the F-files further. But at least it's a counter-balancing force. Excuse me, then, I'm going right out to register the organization. It's charitable, of course.
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