You've ever had to turn your truck around because of bridge clearance restrictions. You view duct tape as a long-term investment. The last thing you read was a syphilis pamphlet at the clinic. You think the Bud Bowl is real. You think the Super Bowl is a top of the line bathroom fixture.
Every workday ends with the same argument about who gets to ride in the cab of the truck.
No matter which side of the track you live on, it's the wrong side. There is the equivalent of 3 large orders of fries scattered on the floorboard of your car. You get your daily requirement of fiber from toothpicks. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. Your and your wife's family reunion are one and the same.