Please excuse any that are excessively disturbing. Humans, as a species, are somewhat overrated, as are shirts. Alvin and the Chipmunks always, at least until the advent of the Chipettes, tried to date human girls. On that note, you never see condoms made for rodents. You rarely, if ever, become suddenly aware of the existence of your follicles.
Hats never get up and walk around by themselves.
It's hard to find a violin that smells like pineapple. Electricity can be fun if you use it right. People don't often try to pay bills with dirt. The general public doesn't seem to be very fond of Nazis. A snail wouldn't be a very active pet.