There's another one. All I catch are little ones. The truth is, fishing is a completely boring waste of time. There you have it. It's the truth.
Fishermen know it.
Fishermen aren't idiots, they're merely patient. They're waiting for the big one, the big payoff all fishermen dream about while sitting in a boat on a blazing summer afternoon. This is what I've been told happens to fishermen who wait long enough. And there are stories of such things actually happening. According to Martin, he spent a lifetime sitting in a boat without much luck, despite the fact he boated thousands of bass and crappie over the decades.