I could rant for ages about this, but I'll confine myself to one small piece alone. You hate practicing law, but you need the money, so you work as a lawyer. Women are oppressed everyday. So are men. Everything is not an example of the patriachy.
Feminists are merely conspiracy theorists who have garnered far too much popular legitimacy.
And as with all conspiracies, if you think you will see signs of Them, then you will, anywhere and everywhere you go. For lo, the lights had been covered with cellophane of vermillion and azure hue. As I wended my merry way to the conveniences, I nearly concussed myself on a cardboard star dangling gaily from the ceiling. Long and inventive was my swearing. So that's where I'm going to be tonight.