He lives in Oakville, Ontario, Canada, and we're afraid the Reform Party would never forgive us if we allowed ferr'ners to vote in our elections. Here's someone who invented the lightbulb, yet remains in the dark. Incidentally, we've also had to disqualify all those votes for the Clintons. Which leaves us in a bind. In our hearts we know they're EOTY, as do they.
Guilt knows no borders.
But for the sake of legal appearances, we must settle on some other choice. Once again our voters inspire us. Joseph Velli, of appropriately named New Freedom, Pennsylvania, shows us the way. We are our own worst enemy, you know. Click here to subscribe to our monthly print magazine.