If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then give up. No sense being ridiculous about it. Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world. You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.
Hair is flammable.
Never ever trust your friend with a pair of scissors against your hair. Dyeing hair strawberry blond that is already strawberry blond makes it turn strawberry pink. White dogs and black pants don't mix. Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny. You never know when you're making a memory.