Deer Kill 1,600. Even the big time newspapers goof with ambiguous headings now and again. The Globe and Mail once ran a story headed War Dims Hope for Peace. Apparently they tried an alternative method since an American newspaper reported that Pandas Mating Fails - Veterinarians Take Over. Each year newspapers turn out hundreds of such humorous headings.
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks.
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms. British Left Waffles on Falkan Islands. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim.