Be A Silly Organ Donor. This is a great way to give someone you quite like a gift, without actually having to spend anything on them. Or you could donate parts of your lower intestine to an ex-lover, in loving memory of the great time you had when you were breaking up.
E-mail an elbow to an elderly relative.
Of course you haven't. Ecologically sound and viable PythOnline picks up the parts other people don't want and recycles them amongst the poor.