It s blizzarding outside. You have to dig through eight-foot drifts to get to the barn where the generator is. Then you stand there freezing your tushy off, pulling that starter cord until you keel over with a heart attack. Gene looks startled. Benny s far from finished.
Gene looks sad.
Then, and this is the worst part of all, after a while guys start hanging around your wife, doing little stuff for her like maybe unplugging the disposal or moving the furniture around so she can sweep under it. Gene s frowning. Next thing you know, some guy s driving your tractor and riding your horse. Gene looks mad. There he is living high on the hog with your money, your wife, and your 10 rows of corn.