PACs pool the receipts of their radical members so that individual contributions have more impact on politicians who are greedy. Buying an election isn't cheap, and therefore neither are politicians, anymore. Nowadays, the average Joe can't afford to buy their own politician, but with your help, we will be able to influence the electoral process to help make for a funnier electorate. That's why we want one. For that kind of money you can buy a lot of funny.
Fund raising scandals are in the news all the time.
People with big mouths to be precise. People like yourself. People who are kind enough, and smart enough to give us money without any promise of return. The PAC has a strict criteria to guide it's decisions. It evaluates a candidates voting record, legislative history, bribe potential and humor quotient over a very expensive dinner with wine paid for with PAC funds.