Adam, well before Willard Gibbs, Had free energy stored in his ribs. When God put it to use To make Eve, and begin woman's lib. Electrochemistry For metals jailed in galvanic cells Life's an electrochemical hell. Half were reduced For an electrochemical boost, And all died when the emf fell. Saving iron from corrosion's a must.
Iron oxide's all over like dust.
It's cathodically protected, Because zinc keeps away all the rust. And dipoles he thought a perversion. Who tried to melt a big diamond. So much heat he employed His lab was destroyed, And he wrecked the bond network of the carbon. The descriptive nature of our four lecture organic chemistry sequence led to numerous good limericks.