It was announced last Friday that a new computer bug may cause some trouble on New Year's Day. According to scientists, many older computers will have trouble determining the difference between 1900 and 2000 in date-dependent software. For years, the Turquoise State has flown in the face of convention by disregarding daylight savings time. Formerly known as HIV, this viral disease has begun to wreak havoc on a population already demoralized by years of bitter racial strife. The fatal virus attacks its victims' immune systems, and that has proven especially hazardous in the tropical climates of Rwanda where diseases such as malaria and typhoid run rampant.
Few people survive for more than three months after contracting the horrible disease.
Africa welcomes the year 2000 with open arms. After attempts at an insanity plea failed in the quadruple homicide case against Barry Dilton, his lawyers made the unprecedented move of blaming the murders on the Year 2000. I know I don't. Lewinston proceeded to point at an empty area of the courtroom while making hissing noises and crossing himself.