You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. Sixty-three more, I'll have a cup. The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
Instant coffee takes too long.
When someone says. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. You can outlast the Energizer bunny. You don't tan, you roast. You don't get mad, you get steamed.