No use being a damn fool about it. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. A woman is like an elephant - I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one. Never give a sucker an even break.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes. Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. I never drink water.