Wait till Tiger Woods gets married. Then it will all change. And who is standing next to her on the first tee. It will all be in his head after the vows, trust me. If you re near a golf course and you hear someone screaming his name out loud in disgust, know he s working it out and relaxing in his special way.
Golf is an afternoon of agony and defeat.
There are always a couple of moments, though, that bring you back to the game. You address the ball and your posture is perfect. You know it, everything feels good and you hit . . . That s what keeps me coming back for more. Kevin Meaney is now taking medication so he can continue to play golf.