Every generation has a hero.
Every person has an idol.
Arthur Tiddlebits is neither a hero nor a person. Raised in a time when men still operated all heavy machinery, Arthur knew of nothing more than his daily lessons with a beautiful English woman named Anna. Resurfacing, years after faking his own death, Arthur Tiddlebits is back with a vengeance. Firstly, I must commend the late night efforts of the Frito-Lay refill man at the local Lion's Club Office. Although I am not a member of the Lion's Club, nor do I enjoy the crispy and salty tastes of those snack food goods, he was the man who let me out of that plexi-glass prison I had been stuck in for the previous two days.