Sprinkle with Skittles. Make money grow on trees. Cross Scrooge McDuck's greed gene into a golden delicious apple tree. Bypasses pesky consumer regulators. No need to market bothersome products.
Kit includes genes for dollars, yen and euros.
Wait 4 years. No upgrade hassles. No ports, no cables, no printer, no monitor. May depress job market for computer science grads. Find useful bacteria and patent them so you can retire at age 17.