Your parent's jokes are now funny. Naps are good. You leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd. It was unfamiliar territory. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Hard work has a future payoff.
Laziness pays off now. A single fact can ruin a good argument. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. Few women admit their age.