The damage is still unclear, but no military or industrial targets were hit. Further details will follow. The world public can wait for the details until the war is over. Should the neutral press somehow manage to report serious damage despite English censorship, the King sets to work to attack the world's tear ducts. He personally visits the damaged city.
English workers are there to cheer enthusiastically.
They seem to have nothing better to do than to plant the Union Jack in the midst of the still smoking ruins, or to dance the Lambeth Walk in the middle of the blackened walls, and to cheer the King as he goes on his way. This will apparently continue until not a single stone in England is left standing on another, and the long-awaited moment to begin the glorious English offensive against the accursed German devil arrives. His Majesty's visit ends with a visit to a harbor, where the king watches a ship being unloaded. Reuters happily announces the cargo is American frozen meat, which proves first that Atlantic ship traffic is functioning normally, and second that His Majesty is in good physical and mental condition, despite the seriousness of the situation. If he does speak, one can conclude that the situation in the Reich is catastrophic and people desperately need reassurance.