A mistress is a cutie on the q.t. Woman's best asset, man's imagination. Man with one track mind most likely possesses dirt track. It is very easy to lie with straight face, but it's nicer to lie with curved body. Man will often take girl to some retreat in order to make advances.
Good resolution is like many a modern girl, easy to make but hard to keep.
Sex is most fun you can have without laughing. Eunuch not strange creature, just a man cut out to be a bachelor. The best years of a woman's life usually counted in man hours. Vicious circle is a wedding ring. Next thing to a beautiful girl, sleep is the most wonderful thing in the world.