Good guys always shoot better than bad guys. Good guys are always outnumbered. Good guys always win and get the girl. Good guys are always good looking.
Good guys are the only ones with a sense of humor.
Good guys will only get shot in the arm or leg. Nothing cures the blues like killing 30 or 40 bad guys. Good guys don't take drugs. Heros wear clothes that dirt can't stick to. Ugly people are always bad guys.