Well, I haven't tried, so I always end up with post-Valentine's Day depression. Wait a second, this is a humor column. There are probably more lonely people nowadays than ever. Thanks to people like Fabio and Cindy Crawford, making that first move is even harder. Rejection is hard to take, and given a choice between rejection and death, I'd probably take death.
Love is too wonderful to just ignore.
Sure I could wait for somebody to nail me with a Mr. Coffee machine, but I'll end up waiting forever. And we'll fall in love and send balloons to each other every day. Or maybe, I'll even meet a whole person with a nose and a lot more. Maybe, Dream Girl will call me up, and ask me if I have received the application materials from their university, and if I would like to make a visit. Inc. All other images are the property of their respective artists and publishers.