The Goddess is alive and she ate my homework. Your airplane being hijacked by a group of radical Unitarians. Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh. One to change it, one not to change it.
Evil is sin.
Sin is forgiven. So, sex is in. Depends on how stoned they are at the time. They're all God anyway. This is courtesy Walking Stick.