Hedge trimmers will cut through a person's wrist. If your employee is missing you should check the trash for his dismembered body. Removing a shirt is no problem when scissors are handy. Sometimes spelling involves an ice pick. If you run an arm through a deli slicer it looks just like baloney.
Human heads make some fine soup stock.
Women are full of spaghetti. 13 mins - Man with a beard and wearing a flannel shirt, obviously a murdering psychopath. 25 mins - Salisbury steak, no wonder he isn't hungry. 54 mins - The section with Rick's murder was eighty seconds in length, the Police Chief only recorded over fifty seconds of that. After a hard day's work he likes to sit down to a nice iced tea and a snuff film.