Laurie Anderson Duct tape is like the Force. It has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together. Carl Zwanzig Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until they speak. Anonymous Anything can happen, but it usually doesn't. Robert Benchley Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland Love conquers all things except poverty and toothaches. The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline baggage. As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists. In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.