Real Programmers never write memos on paper. They send memos via electronic mail. Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to change clothes. Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the middle of the machine room. Real Programmers have no use for managers.
Managers are a necessary evil.
They exist only to deal with personnel bozos, bean counters, senior planners, and other mental midgets. Real Programmers scorn floating point arithmetic. The decimal point was invented for pansy bedwetters who are unable to think big. Real Programmers don't believe in schedules. Planners make up schedules.