Which truly sucks. It would be just like those dirty rotten media chains to buy up our local patrimony, make employees really nervous, and otherwise assault the quality of life for the good citizens of the San Francisco Bay Area. Stop this column and rewind for a moment. For them, a bad fate is not bad enough. So allow us to interrupt our regularly scheduled column for some important announcements.
Journalism is the universal force.
It is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together. Like a birthing tunnel that encompasses all of space, it is the source of the universe, just as it is the universe. Television is the Dark Side of this force.