Dogs mean it when they kiss you. Dogs don't care if you put your makeup on or not. Dogs don't care if you have lipstick on when you kiss them. Dogs don't mind Morning breath. Dogs love you without your morning shower and all the foo foo stuff.
Dogs are satisfied with a belly rub.
Motel manager's don't have to worry about dogs stealing towels, ashtrays or televisions. Dogs know when to leave women alone. Dogs don't complain about the amount of money spent on clothes. Dogs are one of the last forms of unconditional love left in the world. Dogs know exactly what you need when you are sick.