The lucky designee has visions of being sent off with a new roll of quarters for tolls, a box of donuts and a thermos of coffee on the morning of this sacred journey. We have visions of the Conquering hero returnng with as much of the coveted contraband the vehicle allows. Since pyrotechnics are a time honored tradition here, seldom is one charged with a felony if caught with posession of illegal Fireworks in a motor vehicle. Keeping ones handgun on the seat next to him does, however, guarantee a stern reprimand from the Federales, so we exercise due caution there. God Bless America.
Fireworks look even prettier when seen doubled.
Since 1993 or so, we've provided alcohol in the form of semi solid states to further guard against combustion. Jello and pudding make for fun, and festive cocktail mixers at these gatherings. Do NOT allow the children to eat the Jello, however. No matter how much their crying annoys you, hold fast. Tell them Jello is for Mommies and Daddies.