Like anyone uses that term in real life anyway. Yes, Boynton Health Condom Demo Person, I'd like to acquire a great gross of those condoms please. We don't wanna sound too picky, but placenta and afterbirth are the same thing. Either way, it's a pretty gnarly thing to be munchin'. Not to mention that her OB was Heidi Fleiss's dad.
Life is weirder than fiction.
Yes, it's all cannibalism. Bears eating themselves, Madonna eating her afterbirth, professors using their own spit for hair gel. Next, I'll be expecting to find that our U Cards can be pressed face to face for the ultimate safe-sex adventure. If you're taking cold medicine, you need to lay off. If not, you need to start sharing some with the rest of us.