Tabloid editors are into amatuer scatology. It's difficult to take someone seriously when they're wearing a sweater with multicolored triangles on it. Jeff Goldblum must have darn good hearing. Cultures the world over quote American sayings, sometimes badly. The last thing you expect in a wine glass is lemon juice.
Gypsies go through lots of tables.
Give some butch European woman a crop and they immediately start whacking a guy across the butt with it. Lycanthropy is easily cured with Nair. 2 mins-I sure hope alien creatures aren't using my body for sex while I sleep. At some point in that woman's family tree there is a horse. 33 mins-Now there is some unnecessary verbal imagry.