However, perhaps you could care less about my life. Well, if you're currently a college student, have ever been a college student, or even KNOW a college student, I think you'll enjoy this list. You boast ramen noodles as a culinary accomplishment. Eating month old bread doesn't faze you. Showering becomes more and more optional every day.
Laundry becomes a major financial decision.
You routinely wander the halls late at night writing strange and involved messages on memo boards, bulletin boards, etc. as a method of procrastination. Mail is a reason for a party. Anything is a reason for a party. When adding up your monthly expenses, you don't forget to include cover charge and beer money. You get excited over Spaghetti-O's.