Kaye It is not true that life is one damn thing after another, it is the same damn thing over and over. St. Vincent Millay Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. Stoppard Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. Updike Life is a razor, you are always in hot water or a scrape. Life is a roller coaster, you have your ups and downs unless you fall off.
Life is a nacho.
It just depends on how long it takes for you to start eating it. Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day. Life is a video game. No matter how good you get, you are always zapped in the end.