Why Men are Better than Dogs Men only have two feet to track in mud. Men can buy you presents. Men don't have to play with every man they see when you take them around the block. Men are a little bit more subtle. Men open their own cans.
Dogs have dog breath all the time.
Men can do math stuff. Holiday Inns accept men. Both take up too much space on the bed. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. Both are threatened by their own kind.