The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Once there was this conductor, see, who had a bass problem. You see, during a portion of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony in which there are no bass violin parts, one of the bassists always passed a bottle of scotch around. So, to remind himself that the basses usually required an extra cue towards the end of the symphony, the conductor would fasten a piece of string around the page of the score before the bass cue. As the basses grew more and more inebriated, two of them fell asleep.
Hate is like acid.
It can damage the vessel in which it is stored as well as destroy the object on which it is poured. Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think. The more I see of men the more I admire dogs. Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak.