I'll tell you what. See if you can gather up three or four of your best friends and organize a retaliatory attack against the Taliban. You each get a box cutter, some flight lessons and travel papers. Your reward will come in the knowledge of a job well done and a seat beside the deity of your choice. Also you'll get a year or two to really think about it.
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Know your enemy. I didn't know we had any enemies - not real enemies anyway. Americans are thoroughly disliked by almost everyone. A French waiter can be jailed for being insufficiently rude to an American. A Spaniard will deliberately send you in the opposite direction you request.