Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public. Dogs miss you when you're gone. Dogs look at your eyes. Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence. Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together. Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside. Dogs think you are a culinary genius. Dogs are nice to your relatives.