First-prize winner receives a Magic Pillow made in China. Honorable Mentions get the mildly sought-after Style Invitational bumper sticker. Winners will be selected on the basis of humor and originality. Entries must be received on or before Monday, April 11. Winners will be announced three weeks from today.
Editors reserve the right to alter entries for taste, humor or appropriateness.
No purchase necessary. No One Reads was written by David Genser of Arlington. Employees of The Washington Post and members of their immediate families are not eligible for prizes. Report from Week 313, in which we asked you to come up with bad concepts for a new store in a mall. Many of you came up with funny names for ordinary stores.