He can watch 60 Minutes in twelve seconds. My father found glass in his pizza. Fathers Non-fathers wear expensive Italian shoes. Fathers wear vinyl loafers that are made nowhere near Italy. Non-fathers drive cars that hold the turns.
Fathers drive cars that hold the kids.
Non-fathers fly to Switzerland. Fathers drive to Disneyland. Non-fathers spend weekends taking in the theater. Fathers spend weekends taking out the trash. Non-fathers like to use their Sundays fixing brunch and Bloody Marys for six close friends.