I had always suspected that Rajeed's immigration status might have been a bit suss, and someone else obviously had the same idea because Immigration people raided our wholesale outlet the very next day and Rajeed hightailed it out the back and hasn't been seen since. Luckily, I was able to recoup my losses by selling Rajeed's pale-blue Mercedes 600C saloon. But the experience left a bitter taste in my mouth and sufficient experience to be able to view Hansie's current predicament with tolerance and understanding. So much so that I've launched a campaign fund to clear Hansie of these rorting accusations and have him returned to the international arena where he is sorely needed. I remember that the Fitzgerald Inquiry in Queensland some years back went so long Morrie started to get homesick.
Inquiries take forever and the costs can be horrendous.
So that's why I've launched the Cricket's Awful Sans Hansie campaign. I'm asking every cricket lover around the world to dig deep into the old cricket creams and give 'til it hurts. Just post the cheque to me care of The Bug. And please make it payable to the Cricket's Awful Sans Hansie appeal. Bugger it, to save your time and mine, just mark it CASH for short.