You can train a dog in obedience. A dog in a studded collar isn't kinky. Few men would answer to 'Lassie'. A dog is a pack animal. A man is a six-pack animal.
Dogs spend the day sniffing drugs only if they're with the police.
Dogs aren't obsessed with 'doing it man-fashion'. A dog is a faithful companion. A dog is for life. They told me at the blood bank this might happen. Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.