The following day, the man returns to the pharmacy and shows the deodorant to the pharmacist. The pharmacist asks why the customer thinks this is an anal deodorant, when it is obviously of the underarm stick variety. Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. Everything inside them is numbered. When you open them up, all their organs are arranged alphabetically.
Lawyers are easiest.
They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and asses are interchangeable.