Because they can't get their head in the jar. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. None of them, two don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions. Bigfoot has been spotted.
Last years hide and go seek winner.
An Air Bag. A dope ring. The inside of the back of her head. Pull the pin and throw it back. They're both empty from the neck up.