And that is how I got to where I find myself today. Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension. Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Life is full of precluded possibilities.
If nobody makes you do it, it counts as fun. All events are preordained and unalterable. Whatever will be will be. That way, if anything bad happens, it's not my fault. It's not summer if your tongue isn't purple.