Silica gel, laundry detergent and crayons aren't particularly edible. Altoids, sugar and coffee are, but aren't good sources of nutrients. Try to eat something different today. Today is a good day eat some place on Grand. Some of the places will be closing soon and you wouldn't like what you would have had at Kagin.
Fortune cookies are always fun and are better sources of information than horoscopes.
Everyone gets it at least once. The Tray of Hyper Emu, on the other hand, is something else entirely. Learn many rules from this, or join the Home Brewing Society. If Kagin isn't in the cards, Winton gives out Breadsmith bread and herbal tea at lunchtime. Feel free to mock all the people you know who still eat in Kagin.