The Beastmaster has his work cut out for him, the evil priest must be killed, the evil army must be stopped, and he has to get his cousin. First you torture him into insanity, then screw studded leather armor and spikes into his flesh, finish out by putting a leech in his ear. King's bedchambers are not very well guarded, someone can easily sneak in with a cow. Witches are extremely flammable. Normal people burn pretty easy too.
Ferrets are kleptomaniacs.
If the hero chucks a razor sharp boomerang at you and misses, pay attention to it's return path. Great cats are perfect for picking up women. Never let a Bat, er Person, hug you. If today's church service involves roasting kids alive you might want to leave your daughter at home. Eagles can carry children twice their weight.