Liberals believe after people die they go to San Francisco. Liberals believe The Charlie Rose Show is Lourdes. Liberals believe all things are possible, but not now. Liberals think people who own their own home are rich. Homeowners know owning their own home is what's keeping them poor.
Liberals consider a college education a tool for getting revenge.
Liberals think I.R.S. spells cat. Liberals can't stop table-hopping, even at the morgue. Liberals believe Judges should sentence convicted murderers to be seriously inconvenienced. Liberals think condoms are a kind of gift-wrap. Liberals think the Cabala was taken from Shirley MacLaine's diary.