An expert at telling everyone just what they wanted to hear. The only thing is, once I figured her out, I didn't want to hear it. She lies, cheats, manipulates, breaks up friendships, and has a real ugly butt. Too fucking long. He was funny, friendly and farted a lot.
Farts can sometimes smell pretty bad.
I figure farting and death is a good ending. There's lots of other ex-friends out there, somewhere, and I extend a sincere apology to anyone I forgot. Send me an email , and I'll make sure to put you down in some other article, when I get the chance. Wow, you're running pretty low on ideas, dude.