By this point in the summer, almost everyone is into gardening. There is a difference, you know. First, the wardrobe differs drastically.
Gardeners wear floppy straw hats, sturdy pants with big pockets and clogs.
Yardeners don a hat from Disney World, cut-off blue jeans and the tennis shoes they bought the year they graduated high school. Then there are the tools. Gardeners' have matching handles. Each tool has a special function-and a special spot in the wooden gardener's bench at the end of the day. Yardeners are more likely to be out digging with an old serving spoon from the kitchen.