She may not be kinky, but she's awfully firm. This is the kind of stuff that floats many a person's boat. Some would pay dearly for this kind of stimulation. If it doesn't quite work for you, at least draw some pleasure, in crucial instructive moments, from picturing Martha with black leather whip in hand. They do nothing by half-measures, exhibiting a boundless enthusiasm that can lead them to take on special attributes that set them apart as exceptional.
Eccentrics are endlessly curious.
Many eccentric adult women, Weeks and James state, are reclusive. Martha, obviously, is not. Entertain or bore friends with your analysis. Or label Martha with some other psychological or social affinity. She's ripe for study.