Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life. Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
Dull women have immaculate houses.
The woman goes to the store. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables and dessert. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer. The man places the meat on the grill. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.