It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Hard work has a future payoff.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. They'll choose your nursing home.