Clicking the anvil is the quickest way to win, but you need to do it twice, so watch out when the opponent comes out of the first anvil bash. The real hero of the American elections is Mel Carnahan. The case has becoming a laughing stock around the world, but I think, operating on the estimable assumption that the only good politician is a dead one, that the good folk of Missouri have provided an excellent lead here, which we would do well to follow. From this day forth, may it be permissible for corpses only to run for Parliament. You can probably guess which one I chose.
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Created by The Artist Known as johnqpubliccitizen . Lots more good election pointers at Dave's Picks. They're likely to continue, too. Who knows, maybe some day soon we'll actually implement his Assasination Politics idea. Then their goose is cooked.