We know that Tetris is the computer game to end all games. We got off the Titanic first. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - they look like complete dicks in ours. We have total control over our eyebrows. We can be groupies.
Male groupies are stalkers.
It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy. We can cry and get off speeding fines. We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our genitals. Taxis stop for us.