Fork-split the muffins, then toast to just short of browning. Then place a slice of mostly-cooked bacon onto the tomato slice, then heap on more mozzarella. Toast until the cheese turns brown and the bacon cooks completely. They will disappear shortly. For some reason, they make cola taste much better.
Kids love 'em.
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