Anyway, I'm sitting there watching this idiotic fights, and the sound goes off in the theater. The smart-aleck kids in the front row love it. They start tossing in some sound effects of their own, straight from the old Batman TV series. And I'm sitting there, racking my brains, thinking of some equally smart-aleck comment I can make out loud to amuse and enlighten the audience. And I couldn't think of a thing.
Love Got to Do With It.
Forster dies early on and is spared future embarrassment. Lou Diamond Phillips is almost unrecognizable as her love interest. James Spader is, oddly enough, perfectly cast as the resident jerk and recovering drug addict. Point out all of the other, better movies that get ripped off. This would be a long list, and I'm not prepared to make it.