Well, Mulder, all I can say is that you should stop thinking with your dick, which admittedly means taxing that single neuron again. You can trust me to watch your back, because that's my job. You can trust me to supply information and arguments to support or refute theories. You can trust me to finish my paperwork. Love means feedback, Mulder.
Love means trust.
Love means respect. And you'd like a guide to those mysteries, a companion, someone to seek the truth with you. Which brings me to item 4. 4. I've been abducted by aliens. We'll be back from Toys 'R' Us in a while.