Al's in fine fettle, been released from the home at last. I was talking with him about silicone not too long ago. Brake fluid, silicone brake fluid, Micklethwaite. Absolutely, it's one of the few things Al swears by rather than at. But I'll tell you this, I think it was a damned waste of good whiskey all the same.
E is a right loon.
Makes you look normal, 'e does. No one's ever said quite THAT before, Micklethwaite. E wuz nearly 500 pounds to the good when we nabbed 'im. Such behaviour, and 'im a man of the cloth. I recall that incident in Sussex - even served some time for sheep worrying, you know.