Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. Dogs think you sing great. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink. Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
Dogs love red meat.
Dogs don't shop. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. Dogs never need to examine the relationship. Dogs love long car trips. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.