Golf doesn't have training camp and overpriced exhibition games. Golf fans don't throw things at the players. When pro golfers make a mistake, there is nobody there to cover for them or back them up. Michael Jordan wishes he were a pro golfer. Kids are never murdered over a pair of golf shoes.
Golfers call their own plays.
Golf lessons don't include tips on how to break the rules and get away with it. Golfers don't hold out for more money, or demand new contracts. Golfers don't get a per diem and two seats on a chartered airplane when they travel from one tournament to the next. Golfers don't do everything possible to disrupt the play of their opponents. Golfers do their own laundry.