You don't have to wine and dine Beer. Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play football. When your Beer goes flat, you toos it out. Beer is never late. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another Beer.
Hangovers go away.
Beer labels come off without a fight. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a Beer. Beer never has a headache. After you've had a Beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents. A Beer won't get upset if you come home with another Beer.