I imagine sex with everyone. I do it all day long. It's not good sex most of the time, believe me. I'm a victim in all this. He was never exactly attractive, but lately he's turned more and more into a piece of taffy with a lollipop head, culminating in their incredible Batman video.
Life is good.
Now I do. Believe it or not, I bet Celine Dion is pretty good in bed. In the filthiest language she lets me know that she'll do anything to get good reviews out of journalists like me. She's so lithe and coiffed.