You'll let yourself go. I'll start seeing other women, you'll find out and cry. Then you'll throw me out. I'll come crawling back for forgiveness. We'll both be miserable.
Drunk girls are usually the easiest to get along with.
Tonight we have a date with destiny. Tomorrow we have a date with fate. The day after that I have to be out of town. If your not doing anything later on maybe we could go back to my place and name your breasts. You're a dirty person.