If you get a clue, pretend you didn't and disregard it. No means yes. If you don't get sex whenever you want, your genitals will shrivel. You may get sick or even die. This is one of the most important rules.
Life is one big competition.
DO NOT make decisions about relationships. Don't even think about saying it. Apologize whenever it's expected. If you hurt someone, pretend you care. Try to have a good memory, but it's OK if you forget trivial things.