That a hippy is seen on the streets of Staunton is mentioned as the only blemish to a perfect vacation in the Queen City of the Shenandoah. This letter was never published. Bradford Pears receive high praise because they are clean, grow straight, and are from the place where white people come from. Liberalism is equated with vandalism. A pair of lesbians are witnessed holding hands in Oberlin and a reaction of abject horror is expressed.
Evolution is criticized, as is the theory that the Earth is round.
Fears that a daughter will have no interest in reproducing if she is taught how to masturbate. The repressive President of James Madison University, Ronald Carrier, who recently liquidated JMU's Physics department, is supported vehemently. Rush Limbaugh is criticized for not being right wing enough. The boring vistas of Staunton, Virginia are improved by the earth moving required to build a local WalMart. A committee is established to snitch on neighbors who do not mow their lawns frequently enough.