English is the natural language of any respectable species. Men are more powerful than gorillas. Being whipped is not so bad, but being pelted with fruit, now that sucks. Women do not naturally know how to smile. God is a primate.
Intelligence is directly proportional to facial hair.
If you thought our legal system was bad, just look at this. 99 mins - Taylor has picked a terrible spot to take cover, if any of the gorillas move a couple of yards he is dead meat. He can be taught a few simple tricks, nothing more. I honestly can offer no explanation why this scene cracks me up so much, other people often gape when the fun starts and I bust more guts than a hemorrhaging cow. All original content is 1998 - 2001 by its respective author, usually Andrew Borntreger.