And carless snowed-up roads under a clear sharp sky are breathtaking. But no points for those. Real cyclists know their law. On the other hand, you cannot be charged with speeding on a bike. There is no such offence.
Few things show as much commitment to two wheels.
It knows where your feet are. In cahoots with puddles it will keep them squelching all day. The exquisite dread of putting on wet shoes after camping in the rain is unforgettable. They're welcome, so long as you enclose your machine in a six-foot concrete case that's so convenient to carry around. Score 3 pts, plus 2 if you careered in circles before falling off first time round.