Ok O k, sure. We've all got our little preconceived notions about what librarians are and what they do. Well, think again buster.
Librarians have degrees.
Librarians can catalogue anything from an onion to a dog's ear. They could catalogue you. Librarians wield unfathomable power. With a flip of the wrist they can hide your dissertation behind piles of old Field and Stream magazines. They can find data for your term paper that you never knew existed.