Even better is noticing he is handed a pouch supposedly containing a thousand gold tarracs which appears to be smaller than one he received earlier, that one contained only a hundred tarracs. I guess gold coins come in denominations too. Certainly not into the coffer of any strip clubs, they would soon go out of business in this town. Mentally retarded twins are best used as messengers. Women's nipples are constantly erect, no matter what they are doing.
Evil warlords love a good foot massage.
Altars are hollow and priests use them as hiding places when unruly mobs are about. People who live in the desert are not very good at swimming. Large groups of people never say anything, they just yell nonsense all the time. Women have poison stingers concealed in their belly buttons. Anvils are made from styrofoam.