Bagels are back. I hope you all had a great spring break. After cleaning the coffee pots and putting them away for another week, Jay sets out for the Blue Wall to enjoy a quiet lunch eavesdropping on faculty conversations. He never arrives.
Friends begin to worry.
UMass We people for social justice have kidnaped your beloved Czar and hold him. The hatch must serve Tofu. They think Corbett is probably being held somewhere in Southwest, an area no one really controls. The Umass police quickly free Corbett, who vows never to eat Tofu again.