I recommend bright sparkly hanging beads. Stumbles into room at 4 a.m. on Sunday. Disappears at mention of the phone bill, and you have to clean up. Irritating when they fight, unbearable when they make-up. Constant presence repels would-be burglars.
Insanity is entertaining.
Insanity is contagious. Constant pres ence repels your would-be company. Or find a comfy chair at Norris University Center and settle in. I just can't go out like this. You're never alone.