Apparently, a man who was forlorn after a recent spat with his girl-friend needed some fresh air to clear his head and decided to climb a tower. Public Service employees later pieced the story together. The man sat there 60 feet above the highway, drank his beer and consoled his bruised ego. After 5 beers, he needed to do what people often need to do after 5 beers. It being such a long hike down, he unzipped and did his business right there off the tower.
Electricity is a funny thing.
One doesn't need to touch a wire in order to get shocked. The guys at the power company noted a momentary outage on this line and sent repairmen to see if there was any damage. When they got to the scene of the accident, they found a very dead man on the ground beside the tower with his fly down, what was left of his genitalia smoking, and a single beer left on top. Report your favorite moron stories to me . The good ones will be published on this page, and the very best will win absolutely nothing.