Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. Work is for people who don't know how to fish. We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Try looking under my tires. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Keep honking, I'm reloading.