You find yourself permanently attached to the farm radio. You have sworn a vendetta against every living fly. When the IRS calls to do a field audit, you assume they want to see your fields. You've ever escaped to a hayloft just to think. Your husband's idea of family planning is to schedule delivery around planting and harvesting season.
Field days are social events.
Your children's school essays all center around a farm topic. You prefer a bundle of hand-gathered wild flower to roses. Your family vacation is attending the State Fair. You watched the movie Field of Dreams and still can't believe anyone would waste good farm ground to build a baseball diamond. All Rights Reserved.