One's a bottom dwelling scum sucker and the other's a fish. A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch. A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double. This routine was followed for some time, until after looking into his pocket, he told the bartender that he's had enough. When he starts to look honest, I've had enough.
Life is filled with hard decisions.
Both cars are ablaze, and you would only have time to rescue one of them. New Jersey got first choice. A man went to a lawyer for a defense after he had been caught embezzling millions from his employer. The lawyer was right. When the man went to prison, he didn't have a dime.