Because it scares their dogs half to death. I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it. A lady friend of mine told me that at our age she has found that going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of her face.
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency.
The best part of waking up is going back to sleep. He couldn't even find it till I showed it to him. If she was going to marry a football player, I wish Kathie Lee would have chosen O.J. instead of Frank. Feel secure all night, sleep with a cop. And the Brits think Americans are shallow and gross.