I'm afraid of balance. I'm going to buy too many hats and not nearly enough shoes. As a physician, I see the human body countering and counter-countering itself constantly. ONE I'll work as a temp and seduce my bosses. I'll be very confused of the resurgence of public interest and popularity of the hula hoop.
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
ONE I am going to despise performance art. I'm going to be a patrol on my school bus. When anorexic bodies can no longer support prenatal life, they stop menstruating. ONE Boys will humiliate me at summer camp. TWO I'll blow someone's head off, because they cut me off in traffic.