Even as I write, sinister forces are conspiring against me. Financial ruin, loss of social standing, even death awaits me for revealing the Truth to you. And well might you ask of what this mad fool speaks.
Freedom is a watchword in America and nowhere more so than here in America's birthplace.
So it is with a sense of grave duty that I take Repetitive Stress-hobbled fingers to keyboard in order to warn you, dear readers, of the poisonous spread of conspiracy theories throughout our collective psyche. And on the Internet too. The threat suggested by these conspiracy theories permeates the news every day, remarkably, as reporters and broadcasters are compelled to cover the wildest notions. Other media are affected, but Hollywood capitalizes on this cult of paranoia like no other. Americans are no stranger to conspiracy theories.