We publish in print four times a year. It will give you a very good idea of what we're about and what caliber of work we're looking for. However, if we use your work, we'll give you three free copies of the issue in which your work appears.
Fat person has sex with thin person, accidentally crushing thin person to death during sex.
It doesn't happen, for one thing, and the idea isn't sexy, for another. So don't bother.