I have befallen thy odius magick of thee vile demon. Well it looks like he's down for the count folks, but let's get back to the match. Mario's head is flattened down, his eyes bloodshot disks, with his big nose and mustache pertruding from this grotesque mass of flesh. He Jumps up 10 times his hieght in the air to the astonishment of the audience. He attempts to land on top of Link.
Link rolls out of the way just before the impact.
Mario comes crashing to the ground with an incredible body slam. Prepare to perish vile demon. While Mario was rubbing his rolls and drooling on himself, Link managed to place a bomb inside of a piece of meat. Perhaps his gluttonous opponent would fall for this trick as well. While Link was concentrating on the bomb and the meat, Mario knocks him upside the head with a Raccoon Tail.