Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. Learn all you can from the mistakes of others. You won't have time to make them all yourself.
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. Never attribute to malice anything which is adequately explained by stupidity. Never give a sucker an even break and never smarten up a chump. Never miss a good chance to shut up.