Some unsaved nutritionists have condemned similar diets, but my plan is amply supported by the Holy Bible, which once again proves medical researchers wrong. Throughout the Old Testament, God rewarded good acts by instructing his people to eat the fat of the calf and lots of it, too. Of course, not. Yet the people back then lived to be hundreds of years old, much longer than people today. All of this can be linked to these ridiculous diets that allow one to eat little more than rabbit food, resulting in too little nourishment for the brain and, ultimately, angry, bitter people.
Folks turn to drugs, sex and liberal do-gooder work as a substitute for food.
We might never have seen a condom machine in a public lavatory were it not for low-fat diets, and Bush certainly would have won by a bigger landslide without them. Some of the demons reading this are now undoubtedly thinking about vegetables. Vegetables are to be avoided whenever possible. Granted, if the vegetables are part of a cream sauce or have already been mixed with the pasta, there is little you can do, but keep consumption to a minimum. Direct your help to avoid the produce section when shopping.