Art is a lie that lets us recognize the truth. Better to be silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove it. Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. A primitive life form at the bottom of the food chain.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
I am a computer, dumber than any human and smarter than an administrator. If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on. If only people came with pull-down menus and online help. Implementation is the sincerest form of flattery. Just beacuse you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.