Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer . Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one . You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry .
Dogs don't borrow your shirts. Dogs never want foot-rubs. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public . Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. Dogs can't talk.