Being single can be funny, or, at the very least, slightly less painful than it ought to be. Whether you're a first time visitor, an occasional sojourner or orphaned like Paddington Bear, you'll learn lots of delicious new information for only pennies a page. And while I realise what a cliche it would be to believe that helping only one person better navigate the dark, dismal catacombs of singledom will have made my efforts worthwhile, I really can't think of a better way to conclude this introduction. Unfortunately, like most things involving the opposite gender, this land of lasses is currently unattainable. Further information will be provided in an indeterminate and undisclosed section of the book, in a crude attempt to generate suspense.
Love is two minds without a single thought.
That's a kissing disease. Yucky kissing germs. 2 NY Times Review of Books.