Other than that, it's a whole lotta fun. A Microsoft hacker claimed credit for the power outage in 11 states last year. His body was found at his home in Redmond WA, slumpped over his keyboard. Police are investigating his connection to the cult, Bill's Witnesses. Foul play has not been ruled out.
Eyewitnesses claim the attacker is neither human nor any known animal.
Senators William B. Spong of Virginia and Hiram Fong of Hawaii sponsored a bill recommending the mass ringing of church bells to welcome the arrival in Hong Kong of the U.S. Table Tennis Team after its tour of Communist China. The bill failed to pass, cheating the Senate out of passing the Spong-Fong Hong Kong Ping Pong Ding Dong Bell Bill. Roots of genetic engineering catches up with current generation. Seven doctors step forward now that scores of teens are reported as insane. Parents were unaware that they were participants in secret experiments.