Engineering Humor Engineering Humor Engineering is so trendy these days that everybody wants to be called one. If there is a question of classification as an engineer, give this test to discern the truth. You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked.
Engineers like to solve problems.
If there are no problems available, they will create their own problems. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. No engineer looks at a television remote control without wondering what it would take to turn it into a stun gun. No engineer can take a shower without wondering if some sort of Teflon coating would make showering unnecessary. If no appendages are freezing or sticking together, and if no private parts are swinging in plain view, then the objective of clothing has been met.