Teach them to write haiku. Buy them smell-good shampoo. My heart must please my own heart first. And pleasure begins and ends alone, whatever small art I call my own. Still, I recognized you by your ears.
Girl gives guy grand grope greeting.
Guy groans, grabs girl. Girl graces guy, grasps grail. Guy grinds gracelessly, grates girl. Guy grumbles, Girl grieves, Guy greets gravel. Going, going, gone.