It has everything you've ever done, but there's no direction. That is a mistake. Your resume gets a 20 to 30-second glance. The other thing that gets criticized is poor layout, a resume that is not easy to read. People are using graphics and colored inks, but that's not what's important.
Employers say they want a straight-forward resume.
We want clean and professional, we don't want gimmicks. Most said they felt gimmicks on a resume might be hiding something. They also aren't impressed if a resume arrives Federal Express. In reality people say what they need to see is a job title. That quickly tells them what you believe you are qualified for.