It's legal to keep a dog chained up in your house. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had. Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one. You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewellery.
Dogs can't talk. THAN MEN Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public. Dogs miss you when you're gone. You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you. Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.