To get a door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer it with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season. Swinging doors are to be avoided at all costs.
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Sit on that lap. For sitting on laps or rubbing against trouser legs, select fabric which contrasts well with your fur. Velvet takes precedence over all other cloth. Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything - just sit there and stare.