The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat. He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
She must be found and stopped. Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs. I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.