A rose that smells forever sweet, Like the sweat that soaks my feet. Love eternal, love sublime, Lasting long as bathtub grime. As the grease that's in my hair. Love's a rose that always blooms, Like the scent of locker rooms. Love endures long after death, So too, the stench upon your breath.
Love brings day to darkest night, While the locust brings the blight.
Always shall I love thee best, Far more putrid than the rest. But first I think, I'll go and die.