Liberals believe every man has a right to believe in his own religion, as long as he doesn't practice it. Liberals believe the part of the brain that controls thought is located in the lap. Liberals believe after people die they go to San Francisco. Liberals believe The Charlie Rose Show is Lourdes. Liberals believe all things are possible, but not now.
Liberals think people who own their own home are rich.
Homeowners know owning their own home is what's keeping them poor. Liberals consider a college education a tool for getting revenge. Liberals think I.R.S. spells cat. Liberals can't stop table-hopping, even at the morgue. Liberals believe Judges should sentence convicted murderers to be seriously inconvenienced.