This was a great column. And it didn't shock me into laughing by being offensive, like other columns sometimes do. I laughed because of the whole good-natured tone of the thing. Also, the column was good. I've never been rock climbing and I've just decided I dont need to try it.
Glasses are evil.
I feel safe in saying that I've broken glasses more times than years that I've been wearing them, if that makes any sense. One time I got a pair of titanium frames, so I couldn't break them. I dropped them in Willard Bay. I hear there all the rage. I hear there all the rage.