First-prize winner receives a fancy ballpoint pen advertising Viagra, donated to the Style Invitational by Charlie Myers of Laurel, who claims he won it in a tennis tournament. Honorable Mentions get the mildly sought-after Style Invitational bumper sticker. Winners will be selected on the basis of humor and originality. Entries must be received on or before Monday, Dec. 21. Winners will be announced three weeks from today.
Editors reserve the right to alter entries for taste, humor or appropriateness.
No purchase necessary. No One Ntcs was was written by Sandra Hull of Arlington. Employees of The Washington Post and members of their immediate families are not eligible for prizes. Report from Week 297, in which we asked you to comb through that day's stories in The Post and come up with letters to the editor that sort of miss the point. This donation is cruel, like giving 20,000 Zippos to a burn ward.