A primitive life form at the bottom of the food chain. Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate. I am a computer, dumber than any human and smarter than an administrator. If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on. If only people came with pull-down menus and online help.
Implementation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Just beacuse you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. Life would be much easier if I had the source code. Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open. One man's constant is another man's variable.