Disney invented the mouse. Your 2400 modem will be installed any day. Service provider actions are illegal in all states but Nevada. Browser is an abbreviation for brownnoser. Intranet is French for Internet.
Gophers are how a few attorneys use paralegals.
Three to six points requires two aspirins and the will to jump into the Net. Six or more points is a severe case of cyberphobia no amount of aspirins will help. Frustration may cause you or your computer to explode. Next step, you must select your Internet service provider, i.e. America On Line, MCI, and the like. Initially, NFPA Headquarters used several local providers that offered cheap rates, but the lines were always busy and we lost connections 25 percent of the time.