Licking wet pinkness, engorged hot fervor juices. Closest thing to Red Kryptonite for man. Grandpa ate it. Cured pork shoulder, ground. Cubed, skewered, hickory smoked.
Fools cower in fear.
Pork bellies are down, Gelatin futures look bleak. SPAM is a force most irresistable. My bowels, most immovable. Piglet's on a date. Gruntin' and a-squealing and Jumpin' into cans.