If you're a Net fan, Ms. Olsen, pull your head out of the sand before it isn't so nicely shaped anymore. For the life of me, I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins. Now I pick my dates way more carefully, and they don't get to call me a groupie behind my back anymore. We were merely freshmen. And everything to do with self-respect.
Life's too short for losers.
This has been a Net service announcement.