This is not one of those fad diets either. After running several tests, it has turned out to be very successful, only killing four lab mice, one goat, two cats, and one human out of its twelve test subjects. Click here to find out what you need to specifically eat to stay on this unbalanced diet. Exercising may lead to corrupting the delicate nature of this diet. Remember that you can only eat what is strictly written and do as little exercise as possible and you will get the body you always wanted.
Individual results vary.
The average person, who didn't die, lost the weight in a matter of two or three months. One of our trial dieters lost 35 pounds in only three weeks. If you notice difficult breathing and regular heart attacks, those are only signs that this wonderful, miracle diet is working, so don't be afraid to try it for yourself. The Duncan Expos is not responsible for any problems arising from use of this diet. And everyone is encouraged to see a doctor before starting any new health regimen.