Today, while walking down Pike St near the 14th St intersection, Last Days found this crushed baby bird. And while birds have been nothing but evil troublemakers around these parts of late, this dead little bird made us very sad. There's no better way to spend an unseasonably chilly summer afternoon than getting a handjob in an automobile. Today in the U-District, one lucky fella was spotted getting an impassioned groping from his lady friend in a parked car on Roosevelt Way. The couple happily conceded, revving their engine and tooling off for the nearest TraveLodge, we presume.
Love is in the air.
Speaking of penises and cars, here's a somewhat chilly Hot Tip that's just too lovely to pass up. The incident occurred way back on the 10th of July, when our Hot Tipper was driving on 15th Ave W, just north of the Magnolia Bridge. Up ahead he spotted a white stretch limo with what looked liked a child's arm waving from the back window. It was a very large, rotating dildo. And soon it was a very large, rotating dildo bouncing down the street, as its giggling owner lost his or her grip.