The devices were placed in a lampshade, a bowl of waxed fruit, and in a large plastic Razorback hog which dispenses cigars out of its butt when its tail is lifted. We are pleased to announce that no illegal fund raising activities occurred in the White House. It was found that all 23 people making telephone calls from the West Wing were selling replacement windows, and that they all had their Green Cards. Demand has been exceptionally high, the President said delightedly, especially in Korea. The savings allowed us to add a few other luxury touches at no increase in price.
Executives expect the changes to be warmly received by the public.
In that case, we found out that people really needed the ashtrays for pennies, paper clips, wadded up cash register receipts, and those little furballs that show up on your sweater. So we put them back in. Nobody will miss them. They are in fact a reflection of the professionalism and skill Mr. Albert has shown for so long. Albert's accuser claimed that he picked her up, threw her on a bed and bit her on the back, upper arms and shoulders in a wild night at the Ritz Carlton Hotel, where the two often met.