You never have to be lonely. There's always somebody to love, even if it's just a squirrel or a kitten. You can break love, but it won't die. God could have said magic words to make the nails fall off the cross, but He didn't. When choosing a pet, remember that a dog thinks you're family, while a cat thinks you're staff.
Dogs come when they're called.
Cats take a message and get back to you. A few peas short of a casserole. One taco short of a combination plate. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.