A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Horn broken, watch for finger. I married their king. Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Try looking under my tires. Back in five minutes. Keep honking, I'm reloading. I'm changing lanes.