Heck, only thing that ever raised dust is when a coupla guys went joyridin' and that was 'cross the border in Wyoming. This gotta be the most boringest country in the world, everything all peace'n'quiet like. Ain't nobody ever gits riled for nuthin'. Ain't nuthin' to talk about. Ain't nuthin' to see.
Druther be livin' here in poky Israel than some insane place, like out there in Palestine.
Only no one in the world cares. Over in Kansas, and South Dakota, and Idaho, they are blaming the Jews, but nobody's sure exactly what for. Some say it's because the price of pork-belly futures is so low. Could be jealousy, because the Jews are better farmers. Lot of people say the Jews are Commies, because of all the kibbutz communes there.