The trouble is, nobody knows how. It may be bad etiquette for a husband to walk between his wife and the shop windows, but it is sure smart. The wedding cake is the only cake which, once eaten, can give you indigestion for the rest of your life. A sure-fire diet is one where you never eat while your wife is talking. When a man has a birthday he takes a day off, but when a woman has a birthday she takes a year off.
Few women admit their age.
Few men act theirs. Marrying a woman for her beauty is like buying a house for its paint. The man who has no secrets from his wife either has no secrets or no wife. A woman's idea of keeping a secret is to refuse to say who told it to her. Every woman thinks she is different, that's why they are all alike.