Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. A tax on people who are bad at math. There's too much blood in my caffeine system. I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Hard work has a future payoff.
Laziness pays off now. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. I won't rise to the occaasion, but I'll slide over to it. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.