When dogs beg, it's cute. When men beg it's pathetic, Dogs sometimes dig the garden. A dog can go out fox-hunting without being incredibly stuck up and pompous. Dogs don't necessarily prefer blondes. Dogs won't get embarrassed if you call them by a pet name when their friends are around.
Dogs travel more cheaply on the bus.
Dogs whine less. Some dogs can be quite talented at singing. Men lost the World Cup. A dog found it. You can leave a dog alone in your house without worrying so much about what it'll break.