Boy, are you in for a treat. But penny ante fashion misdemeanors are the least of this gigolo's crimes. En route to the bone orchard, Shatner runs over a dog.
Dogs lick their wounds, they clean 'em real good.
It'll be okay. Cut to a close-up of canine road pizza. Shatner's second date with the mom is even weirder. It just goes to show you can't judge a hot dog by its skin. Or a movie by its leading actor, who, per the script, goes even further off the deep end while being tortured by murderous flashbacks from Reel One.