I will now present the essence of magazines in a numbered list, set apart from the main body of the text, thereby drawing attention to it and perhaps even falsely inflating its importance. Magazines are portable. Magazines are disposable. Magazines are current. Magazines are informative.
Magazines are focused.
But if you're interested in, oh, I dunno, like, off the top of my head, the recreational activities of young, angry, nude, bespectacled, nude lesbians, you know, for example , or maybe bonsai trees or Mustang detailing or like George Washington or the psychobiological effects of orthoxylene, etc. Magazines give us a circle of friends, united in their warm, glowing focus. Magazines tell us that it's all going to be just fine . Well, chum, I intend to do more than just write about magazines. A mere review of a magazine is about as compelling and vital as, oh, a review of a website.