A rebel without a cause, Haley ditched her depressing city life by stealing her ex-boyfriend's car and heading out into the hot, dry Southwest. Always eager for company, but not always bright enough to keep up an intelligent conversation, she does what she feels like and doesn't let anyone get in her way. She's a little too overconfident in her status as the 'unkillable main character', so I really take satisfaction in roughing her up a little.
Every comic needs a straight man.
Enter Bruno, a lonely 30-something desert cowboy with a dry wit and a sharp tongue. The fourth generation of a family of gas station cowboys, he ended up taking a road trip with the quirky gal who robbed him at gunpoint. He may seem a little serious and sarcastic, but deep inside he's happy. At least he isn't selling sun-dried vegetables anymore. He doesn't talk very much, and tends to stare into the distance.