Humans prefer clean tongues. Be ready to fetch your human a towel. If you arrange a little pile of dirt on one side of each hole maybe they'll think its gophers. Strive daily to do your part to help correct this problem. So take your time and get a comfortable as you can before taking your nap.
Humans love to be sniffed.
It is your duty, as the family dog to accomodate them. Always sit under the table at dinner, especialy when there are guests or small children, so you can clean up any food that falls your way. You must keep the floors clean under the table for your humans. This is also a good time to practice the art of sniffing. Look for the things that are the prettiest and most valuable.