You've been a Mac user since the dawn of time. You've got a nice flatbed scanner that you've been using and an external Zip drive.
Life is good.
Now you want to move into the new millenium and get one of those new, fancy, shmancy Graphite iMacs with the DVD player. You order it from one of the catalog companies and it arrives at your door. It looks so cool. You're gonna use your Zip drive anyway. Dat's why I'm here.