46 Stephen Wright One-Liners. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Drink til she s cute, but stop before the wedding. Eagles may soar, but weasels don t get sucked into jet engines.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I m not cheap, but I am on special this week. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. I intend to live forever - so far, so good. I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy. In 37 States.