Pentium wise, pen and paper foolish. The modem is the message. Too many clicks spoil the browse. The geek shall inherit the earth. Don't byte off more than you can view.
Fax is stranger than fiction.
What boots up must come down. Windows will never cease. Virtual reality is its own reward. Modulation in all things. Even Greater Truths Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.