Planet destroying bombs should not have a bubbly personality, it's unnerving. The desolate reaches of deep space are reminiscent of Arizona. Never put all your toilet paper in one place. Sometimes having artificial gravity is a bad thing. Morose surfers are depressing.
Elevators constantly run up and down for no reason.
Never shoot a balloon with a tranquilizing dart. Viewmaster slides make handy computer panels. It's rather difficult to reason with a neurotic smart bomb. That's a lot of stars. In space no one can hear you eat Otter Pops.