Runway was closed. Taxiway became temporary runway. DE sets up a lawn chair and a night vision scope. Temporary FSDO office set up in the Ladies Room. FSDO Inspector Gadget is accused of peering over the stalls to better investigate violations.
Hangar owner is sued for wrongful hangars.
PETA immediately begins picketing the use of chicken wire to keep pigeons out. PETA member is caught by FSDO attempting to use the bathroom after dark. Bow hunters are hired to take care of some of the deer problems at Fictitious Airport. 15 aircraft inspected at the FSDO with strange arrowhead shaped perferations. Highest revenue making instructor asks for an office next to the FSDO in the Ladies Room.