I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded. All the reports are in.
Life is officially unfair.
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. I tried to get a life once, but they told me they were out of stock. I went to school to become a wit, and only got halfway though. It was so different before everything changed.