I once beat my husband at tennis. I want to have your children. Sometimes they leave skid marks. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause.
With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened. All rights reserved, including the right to eat Easy Mac at three a.m.