We were torching a June bug with a can of Lysol and a lighter, and it ended up burning Beavis's face. It was like a bonus. I burned my bonus. Lots of stuff. Like, uh, butts are funny.
Farts are funny.
Because they come out of your butt. Even the president of the Unites States. Those words MTV runs before the show warning people about you. If I wanted to read, I'd go to school. MTV's cool - for a bunch of wussies.