The difference between smart people and dumb people isn't that smart people don't make mistakes. Duct tape is like The Force. Some people drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. The mailman bringeth and the trashman taketh away.
Happiness is a warm puppy with an empty bladder.
The light at the end of a tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train. The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning. After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident it makes you wonder about history. The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.