Why Women Have it Made We got off theTitanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. Our boy friend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. We can be groupies.
Male groupies are stalkers.
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. Taxis stop for us. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.