Liberals believe global warming is what Bill Clinton did to keep Monica Lewsinky's globes warm. Liberals believe just because something doesn't exist doesn't mean the government shouldn't fund a program to fix it. Liberals believe monogamy is a theory. Liberals think man was put on Earth to correct God's mistakes. Liberals need Richard Simmons to walk them home through tough neighborhoods.
Liberals believe a bi-sexual has the right to form a double line at the welfare office.
Liberals think ethnicity forgives criminality. Liberals believe they are all good samaritans, and that Barbra Streisand is sitting near a telephone in case someone needs her help changing a flat tire. Liberals can hardly wait to hear what they're going to say next. Liberals believe they know where perfection went wrong. Liberals believe bad manners are good politics.