I need new blood, a replacement. Before you depart from this life, do me a favor and teach your children how to sin. Start them off by smoking something in front of them. Get drunk or drink alcohol in front of them. You don't necessarily have to tell your children anything.
Kids are like that.
They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. One morning a lion went swaggering through the jungle, accosting the different animals with a bullying question. The lion shoved him aside and grabbed a nearby antelope with the same question. Finally he encountered an elephant and bellowed the same question. However, the elephant didn't seem to understand the process because he lifted the lion with his trunk, twirled him around a few times and slammed him into the ground.