I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea. Coyotes can't be wrong. Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. Half of the people in the world are below average.
Hard work pays off in the future.
Laziness pays off now. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. Now you say something. Hi, I'm not home right now, but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.