I can't help it.
Every family has a nutty relative.
Mine was full of them. I'm one of them. I caught it from my mom. Hush, children, you'll bother Uncle Joe. Uncle Joe was a stamp collector, and when we saw him at all he was bent over under the glare of a table lamp, floating stamps off envelopes and attaching gummed hinges to them, to affix them firmly next to 25 seemingly identical stamps in one of his thick books.