A Friday night out is taking your girlfriend shining for deer. You go out for a fish fry every Friday. You can recognize someone from Illinois from their driving. You know how to polka. You drink soda and refer to your dad as pop.
Formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans and a baseball cap.
You were unaware there is a legal drinking age. You have to go to Arizona to get a tan in August. You define swimming season as Labor Day weekend. You know where the city of Waunakee is and you can pronounce it. You decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend.