So take him to a headshriker . . . Officer Krupke, he shouldn't be here. This boy don't need a couch, he needs a useful career. Society's played him a terrible trick, And sociologic'ly he' sick. In my opinion, this child don't need to have his head shrunk at all.
Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease.
Dear kindly social worker, They tell me to get a job, Like be a soda jerker, Which means I'd be a slob. Officer Krumpke, you've done it again. This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen. The trouble is he's crazy. The trouble is he drinks.