The way to a man's heart is his stomach. The way to a woman's heart is to praise her cooking. My Mom is pro-life. So many anachronisms, so little time. Experience is the best teacher.
Ignorance is the best student.
The winners write history. Losers take care of algebra. A hologram is worth a thousand paintings. If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will. Rain, sleet, hail, or snow, the postage rates continue to rise.