When you want to play, they want to be left alone. They expect you to cater to their every whim. They leave hair everywhere. They drive you nuts and cost you money. They're tiny little women in fur coats.
Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
They can look dumb and lovable at the same time. They growl when they're not happy. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They never have enough toys and they leave them everywhere. They're tiny little men in fur coats.