A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. A tax on people who are bad at maths. Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue. There's too much blood in my caffeine system. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Hard work has a future payoff.
Laziness pays off now. My brain just hit a bad sector. I used to have a handle on life, then it broke. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. I don't suffer from insanity.