A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong it's the way the egg rolls. Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America.