Some paranormal phenomenons like this kind of mass-insanity inspire me to try to solve the mystery. That's why I tried to track down distinguished geniuses to figure out how this commercial got women so mad. I decided to try to steal knowledge from some of history's dead geniuses. Ancient philosophers used to put on sheets and hold handfuls of grapes and say that you can solve any problem if you sit and think about it enough. That doesn't work anymore.
Life today is more complicated than it was back in the toga gardens of Greece.
That's why I've updated their philosophy to not only be more modern, but to be more related to me and the things I'm into. It worked in less than an hour. What's really sad is that protests like this aren't going to stop happening no matter how many times I or Gary Busey say pussy. One of the problems women had with the commercial was that the person getting chased by the maniac was a woman. There is a nearly identical commercial where a guy on a skateboard is being chased by insane gladiators, and no one's protested that one.