After a couple more beers, one of the young revelers leaned a bit too far over the side of their canoe and found himself face to face with the pink elephant, which now more clearly presented itself as a human skull. He documented that the bones were old, possibly those of a male of Northern European ancestry, and most definitely dead. Radiocarbon dating by the University of California found that Kennewick Man's skeleton was between 9,300 and 9,600 years old, making him second only to Senator Strom Thurmond as the oldest skeleton found to date in Washington. All this excitement set off an alarm in Chatters' brain, hardware that for years he'd wanted to have surgically removed but hadn't, because freelance anthropologists pay their own medical expenses. The three agreed that probably the most important test at this point was DNA testing of K-Man's bones to most conclusively answer remaining questions.
Ignorance is bliss.
Don't worry, be happy. Soon afterward, Chatters was taken away to, himself, undergo scientific study, never to be seen in public again. Bush Jokes , compiled by the Pest in Adobe pdf format for downloading or viewing on-line. You need Adobe's FREE Acrobat Reader to view these. No, we are not making this up.