A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. If You Have A Blank Tape And Play It At Full Volume, Will Your Mime Neighbor Complain. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done. Happiness is good health and a bad memory. If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies. Probably because generally they are the same people. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots.