Do not get in our way. Sometimes the best weapon is an ear-piercing laugh. If you want to look mysterious, good lighting, sound effects, and eerie music will do the trick. Clanging a staff is also a nice touch. And hope they last.
Maces are heavy.
God is blond . There may not be a cure, but there's always coffee. If at first you don't succeed, try again. If you're still blind, resurrect a Dark god. There is always something wrong with the happy ones.