Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self. Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok. Girl who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge. Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink. Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind on his orders.
Foolish man give wife grand piano.
Wise man give wife upright organ. Man who lie around all day playing with tool not necessarily mechanic. Man who sneeze without hanky take matter into own hands. Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts. Man who always show off get shown up in showdown.