Land Mines Reduce accidental casualties with new gizmos that unearth land mines safely and quickly. The Environment Revive the Chesapeake Bay with billions and billions of oysters. Parent-Child Time Bind Give working parents more time with their kids by putting schools near work. Nuclear Annihilation Avert an accidental war by taking nuclear arsenals off hair-trigger alert. Affirmative Action Keep campuses diverse by preparing minority students before admission.
Immigration Make immigration work better by favoring aliens with job skills.
Security Force Corruption Clean up foreign militaries by subsidizing their pay and pensions. Teen Pregnancy Reduce teen pregnancy through voluntary service. Football Save Monday Night Football by sending Michaels, Gifford, and Dierdorf packing. Obesity Make Americans slim down by taxing fatty foods. College Athletics Clean up college sports by giving scholarships to jocks after they quit playing.