Topical Shakespeare Shakespearean Sonnets for Every Occasion Choose your message for a genuine Shakespearean sonnet which expresses your feelings with tact and grace. You're bossy, ugly and smelly, but I still love you.
Life is short.
Let's make babies. Say you love me or I'll tell lies about you. You remind me of all my old girlfriends. You abuse me, but you know I love it. I think you're hideous, but I'm desperate.