There was a steep rocky pass leading down to the ocean from Pete's house called Pink Hippo Crag. Pete and Marty were stumbling down it with the boat over their heads when Marty, who was in front, ran into something hard and sharp. They both slamed down the canoe. It was a big boulder, right in the middle of Pink Hippo Crag. No Mardeyzes rootzes grows rocks so weze can'ts dig onder it, we half to dig inze zit.
Lets go back to get some shovels.
Well they went back to the house and got the shovels. Then when they got back Pete found he had his keys in his pocket. Now right as they just had sat down on a blueberry patch a big lightning bolt came down from the sky and hit Pete's metal keys. We smart peoples all know that lightning is attracted to metal.