Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinions, she's a bitch. Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Dogs are a man's best friend.
Now you know which sex is smarter. Men always want to be a woman's first love. The only way to understand a woman is to love her - and then it isn't necessary to understand her. To women, love is an occupation. To men, a preoccupation.