If a dog is gorgeous , other dogs don't hate it. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long . Dogs never need to examine the relationship. A dog's parents never visit .
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted . When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly , you can shoot it . Dogs like beer. Dogs don't hate their bodies. No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood .