None is remotely amusing or worthy of note. Before you know it, he's drawing adoring crowds, doing talk shows and appearing on the covers of national magazines. Best of all, he winds up with the luscious, leggy girl of his dreams. But in the fantasy world of Spade, Sandler, Schneider et al., no Gump gets dumped. There's just something so sexy about a doofus dunked in excrement.
Life is a garden.
If something stinks, bury it.