Art is changed forever. Townspeople honor him with Parmesan wheels as big as cartwheels. 1608 - Landing at Plymouth Rock. Pilgrims eat with Indians, who bring along some risotto, antipasto and a nice Chianti. America demands to be free from England to make its own cheddar.
Instigators later travel to what is now Wisconsin.
1848 - Communist Manifesto written. Not a word about cheese. Communism ultimately fails as a result. Court case centered around whether monkeys ate cheese too. 1840 - Queen Victoria gets mammoth cheddar wheel as a wedding gift.