That's at least a size 18. As late as the '50s and '60s, America looked to its women to spawn the baby boom. Even though an entire structural support system was prescribed to manage it, women were expected to have some matronly flesh. And, of course, the venerable Marilyn Monroe was a good sight bigger than any premium Hollywood product today. Through the ages, artists have recognized that cuteness is a puny, throwaway power compared to the pure generative force of sexual reproduction.
Hips are to wiggle, perhaps jiggle, and the more the merrier, wide and lovely like a cello.
Saying Lopez has a big butt is like saying that Janeane Garafolo is the homely one and Drew Barrymore is the funny-looking one. My ass . We'll consider publishing work anony- mously, but you must specify that you want to do so and include your name so we can send your gift certificate.