As The Gap says, Everyone in Galligaskins. Sometimes, when your stomach hurts and you really can't wait to find a toilet, it's best to hold it. Scissors and ears don't mix. Take peanut butter and jelly, and now you're talkin'. The worst thing about a bullet to the head isn't the noise, it's the death.
Flowers make people happy.
Especially people who sell flowers. I won't pretend to know everything if you won't pretend to be a flying muskrat. I don't know a whole lot about Pringles, but so far that's been okay. All in all, it's best to leave your shoes on at rest stop restrooms. Some people put up with a lot of shit.