Into every life some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
Male zebras have white stripes, but female zebras have black stripes.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film. Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a maniac. Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill.