Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize. Chastity is curable, if detected early. Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.