Thin, athletic male, black curly hair, laid back attitude. No problem, this is an algaecake-walk.
Life is short enough without getting bent out of shape about it.
So you tend to make a few mistakes every now and then. Besides, it's all small stuff anyway, no big deal. The only thing that gets you down are those robots. They really give you the creeps, worse than the Commies and the traitors. So when nobody else is watching, you do what you can to whack off those chrome domes, and those tips from your secret society sure come in handy.