Hypothesis See above.
After toasting, a length of string was threaded through the muffin, which was then spread with approximately one tablespoon of strawberry jam. The string was tied around the cat's waist, with the muffin arranged on the cat's back, strawberry jam side up. The cat will be dropped from about three feet above the floor. The initial trial will be done with the cat oriented sideways upon release, so as not to bias the results in either the catwards or muffinwards direction. Should the apparatus prove durable enough for repeated trials, additional starting orientations will be tried.