They just have to be. It's all a big conspiracy to keep us all as busy as humanly possible all year long. We spend more money that way. Santa's a big soccer fan, y'know. Every Christmas when he delivers the last bag of toys and goes back to the North Pole, he runs around in the snow, rips off his shirt and throws it as far as he can.
Life is just one big contest to see who can exaggerate the most about being the busiest.
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