The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair. The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with various programs and produced a sample spreadsheet and database and presented them to the manager. The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.
Few women have a problem with that.
Spots are an attractive feature on a dog. A dog is better protection from intruders. Dogs enjoy ball games. But they don't spend six hours on the phone trying to get tickets for France 98. Dogs greet each other by sniffing bottoms.