I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. I regret I wasn't born with opposable toes. My brain wishes my ego had call-waiting.
Earthly rewards make consumerism a popular religion.
I let my mind wander and it didn't come back. I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations. Fortunately, if we can't get inspiration, we'll accept entertainment. Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one. A good compromise leaves everybody mad.