Dogs think you are a culinary genius. You can house train a dog. Dogs don't correct your stories. Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving. Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.
Dogs admit it when they're lost.
Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff. Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs. Dogs take care of their own needs. Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.