But early programming was actually tailored to an audience accustomed to reading. Shows were more intelligent, they assumed broad familiarity with the classics of literature. Much programming was, in fact, simply the dramatization of literature. But this creates a certain barrier to entry for those unaccustomed to such pure forms of entertainment. Anyway, go for stage-based presentations of Shakespeare, remakes of Jane Austen novels, and historical mini series.
Ivory are usually safe.
Remember, you are looking to substitute television for books. Once you get into channel surfing, you will find your interests gradually branch out, and before you know it you will find that you, too, can enjoy South Park, ER, and XFL Football. One source of gratification you may not have imagined is the ability to discuss what was on television last night with people at your office, or school. You will discover that there were whole conversations and subcultures teeming with activity all around you while you were obliviously immersed in some yawner by Thackeray. But television is not the only distraction.