I think it's funny, but then again I have a warped sense of humor, because all the word means is the structure of the dog. It means the arrangement of the bones and muscles and the outward shape we see. Most written standards for a breed ask for basically, barring some details, the same structure. This is because the right arrangement of joint angles, the right shape of bone and the right form of muscle for that breed's job means the dog will move without wasted effort. Straight shoulders or straight stifles restrict leg extension, meaning the dog will cover less ground in one stride and use more energy and tire faster than a dog with proper angulation.
Flat feet are a fault in most breeds.
Nobody likes them, show or working breeders alike. This does not mean that the top is level from the neck to the tail. It means that the actual back behind the shoulders and in front of the loins should be level. A tabletop flat span would indicate that the dog has upright shoulder blades, no muscle in the loins, a high tail set and little slope of croup. All bad conformation faults.