The church needed money, and succeeded in acquiring the contribution without compromising any of its virtue. The eulogy accurately described the life and character of the deceased, identifying and listing the many sins committed. Each has nearly the same body type and their weights are identical. One problem, though, is that no one has been able to extrapolate the test results to human beings. That s only half the joke about researchers, lab rats and lawyers.
Lawyers are more plentiful.
They are easier to train. Researchers don t get attached to them. There are some things a rat won t do. Cut the rope. Shoot him before he hits the water.