Humor thy father and mother. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day but a ball of fire at night. When Mary heard she was to be the mother of Jesus, she went off and sang the Magna Carta.
Holy acrimony is another name for marriage.
Christians can have only one wife. This is called monotony. The Pope lives in a vacuum. Paraffin is next in order after seraphim. Today, wild beasts are confined to the Theological Gardens.