I once beat my husband at tennis. I want to have your children. Sometimes they leave skid marks. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause.
With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.