One day she went to get her hair cut, and the barber asked her to take her headset off. But she kept saying no, he kept asking and she kept reapting no. Without her knowing, he took the headset off and she died. Three blondes walk into a bar. Two blondes are walking down the street.
Last years hide and seek winner.
On top of a roof is a brunette, a smart blond, and Santa Claus. They all jump at once. The brunette because the other two are fictional. Theres no such thing as Santa Claus or a smart blond. They discovered the hair from a buffalo's butt was much more manageable.