For humanists, the old-fashioned religions are prime targets for satire, especially when the true believers insist that dogma be taken literally. There is something inherently silly about insisting the world is flat when anybody with enough money can buy a ticket and fly around the world, and when we all see pictures of planet earth taken from outer space. The insistence with which the creationists still hold to the Book of Genesis as the revealed truth about how the world began is only slightly less silly. Adam and Even invent asbestos waders. BC - Hammurabi bitten by first vertebrate.
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794 BC - Jonah swallowed by Carcharus megalodon. The Year 0 - Nothing much happened, there being no year. 31 AD - Miracle of the loaves and Ichthyosaurs. 70 AD - Paul undergoes identity crisis on the road to Damascus and writes Epistle to the Cephalopods. 494 AD - Snakes evolve and are driven out of Ireland.