If anything, it's deadly dull drivel. E is for Eno . If people wanted to buy Eno records, they'd buy Eno records. It's, like, ambient punk with really, really sensitive lyrics. F is for fartsy , as in artsy-fartsy.
H is for humor and the complete lack thereof.
Pretentious is cool. We like pretentious. That'd be the club where people go to listen to Kid A . J is, of course, for jazz odyssey . J is also for Jacks, but only when A is for Apple.