Compare prices before you buy. It is the year 3000.
Man is an endangered species.
Scientology has been dead for a thousand years. In this shell of an earth or, as the enemy aliens refer to it multiple times, a disgusting excuse for a planet humans are slaves to an advanced species of alien. This is a species of beings so advanced they have Mena Suvari receding foreheads and at least 30 pounds of head hair apiece, so advanced they burst into maniacal laughter every time their enemies fall for transparent mind games. These are the monsters or, as I call them, the Travolta people. Yes, John Travolta is the chief of security, and he tries for a Rob Zombie look crossed with cold, clipped British wit.