They're independent, don't listen, don't come when you call them, like to stay out all night, and when they are home they just want to be left alone to sleep. In other words, every quality that women find obnoxious in a man, they love in a cat. 45 volumes, excellent condition. No longer needed. Got married last weekend.
Husband knows everything.
They'll all sit down together and watch football on television. I just cut myself. Saint Peter was strolling near the two gates one day. In front of the gate for married men who admit their wife was the boss was a very long line. In front of the gate for men who claim they were the boss was a solitary fellow, looking a bit confused.