The logo will feature a snarling Mikko brandishing a hockey stick. The Bandits are the top minor-league affiliate of the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim, a National Hockey League team owned and operated by the Disney Company. If you don't know what smegma is, look it up. You'll never be able to look at Pumbaa again in quite the same way. Even if they messed up with Mikko, it's okay.
Hockey is such a good, clean family sport, anyway.
Cellular phone records indicate Louisville assistant men's basketball coach Larry Gay made at least five calls to a former volunteer strength coach allegedly involved in possible recruiting violations. O.J. Simpson was smart enough not to use his the night he butchered his wife and her friend.