That's fine for overly sensitive and underpaid me, but if you are a dyke who hangs on every ducat I suggest you obtain a good accountant and an even better attorney immediately. Forget about them. Weddings are big business. We think it is sweet to gather in someone's back yard and munch on potatoe salad and fried chicken while the couple exchanges freedom rings. Weddings are judged more harshly than Southern beauty pageant contestants.
Guests expect to be wined and dined and moved by the ceremony.
Most of all, the guests expect it to be better than the last wedding they attended. Consider the ramifications of gay marriage. Lesbians being married by Elvis impersonators. It won't just be cheating anymore - it will be adultery. Custody battles over cats and hamsters.