It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. The more I practice, the luckier I get.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart. While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators. The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.