Just a stupid story. You all know him.
Every ward has one.
Brother Greedyfingers works alone. There is no Sister Greedyfingers. All ward sisters are in such awe of the priesthood power required to pass the sacrament that when they partake thier hands dart in and out as quickly as possible so as not to defile the remaining peices of Wonderbread with their sisterly fingers. You know, that kind of sounds like those Taliban bastards. Not only have I pissed off any TBM's who may see this, but I may have pissed of someone who will put one of those Salman Rushdie fatwas on my head.