Say hello, Harvey. No, I'm a misanthrope sociopath who would rather die a thousand deaths than be socialized normally. I have found that painting myself blue and running through the streets screaming is a very effective way to meet people. Actively seeking out human companionship is illogical. I grade myself.
Grades are determined each semester by a coin toss.
I am omniescent. I visit the library and pick books at random. Those books then become my curriculum for that semester. Last semester, I studied alternative physics, macamre, tomato growing, and plot flaws in Star Trek the Next Generation episodes. The little green aliens who live under my desk tell me what to do.