She goes to get it. I said no, it's a feature of the meal. She goes, comes back. The manager says that you have to trade both sausage and bacon for ham. I said that's not what I was told, and to please bring me my sausage.
Manager comes out to re-explain tis after the fact rule to an obviously retarded customer.
I said fine, and got up to leave. Miss manager asks if intend to pay for the meal. I say no, because that is not the meal I ordered, so I choose not to eat it or pay for it. She says she would have to call the police. I said OK, and handed her my business card and told her they can arrest me at their convenience.