He's got it made. Reptiles eat amphibians for lunch. It's the amazing food chain. Reptiles eat amphibians. Birds eat amphibians.
Mammals eat amphibians.
Zoos need to start putting up warning signs so the amphibian section isn't confused with a buffet. And Kermit's legs would be extra sweet, too. You know, after all that time conversing with super sugary talk show host Rosie O'Donnell. A Budweiser commercial. The King of Beers deserves a royal spokescritter.