Who wants to ride a cart. Oh, the horror. The PGA, you see, has rules. The rules say no carts. In that case, hop on.
Lawyers lawyering always sound pompous.
But never more than in this case. Necessary to work If this were just about Casey Martin, it'd still be a cause worth screaming for. Martin is not a golfer with a tweaked back or a trick knee. Martin is a golfer who can't do his job without a cart. Offer a reason for two-time major champ Fuzzy Zoeller, who wears polyester on his body and a cigarette on his lip.