That's because you're a total sucker. Fact is, Bush won over 350 electoral votes, mostly in a landslide, but CNN called up the rest of the news stations and told them they'd all win out if they agreed to report the news in a much more exciting manner. It's no big surprise. And so, we're getting the same thing. The same day in the news, just to let us know that they're making it up, we're informed that a man in San Francisco was arrested for biting his dog.
Man bites the dog.
The old journalism hack phrase. Actually, Al Gore dropped out of the race two weeks ago so that he wouldn't be a spoiler candidate to Nader. Nader was then thrown into a bear-fighting pit by Cheney's stormtroopers. No one would run the story, so we still have the fiction of a Gore-Bush race. But I call bullshit on that.