Good looking dogs don't know they are good looking. Dogs don't want to bring their friends home for a beer. Dogs don't tell the punch lines on your jokes. Dogs do not have a mid-life crisis and look for younger owners. Dogs do not critize your driving.
Dogs admit it when they are lost.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you. Dogs don't care if you put your makeup on or not. Dogs don't care if you have lipstick on when you kiss them. Dogs don't mind Morning breath. Dogs love you without your morning shower and all the foo foo stuff.