But when she returned to confront the man, she found he had already retreated into the SCCC building. And yes, we understand that proclaiming the Fastbacks to be great is about as revelatory as proclaiming pizza to be delicious, but still, greatness must be celebrated, wherever it is found, and we're happy to have something nice to say about somebody. Today, after 10 stupid years of debate, justice was served as the Internal Revenue Service denied tax exempt status to the Christian Coalition. Congrats to the IRS for their ridiculously overdue ruling. Today students were liberated from lives of academic drudgery and binge drinking into lives of uncertainty and soul-crushing debt in a series of graduation ceremonies across the state.
Kids Say the Darnedest Things.
Dylan now heads off to a wonderful new life of vegetarianism, and will work in the hospitality industry in Montana's Glacier National Park. More than a dozen Evergreen seniors walked out of the ceremony in protest of Mumia's speech, while nearly a dozen more stood and symbolically turned their backs to the podium and bowed their heads in protest. However, the majority of the graduating class greeted Mumia's speech with cheers, whoops, and a standing ovation. Although the Pope's spokespeople report that there were no neurological repercussions, later in the day the Pope appeared at a prayer service for 250,000 people in Zamosc, where he denounced birth control, euthanasia, and abortion, came out against the destruction of the environment, and then, bowing to the demands of demon voices in his head, the ailing pontiff kicked the Bishop of Krakow to death. Hot hot hot tips, please.