Untitled Document From the Email Bag Engineers think that equations approximate the real world. Scientists think that the real world approximates equations. Mathematicians are unable to make the connection. Normal people believe that if it ain t broke, don t fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain t broke, it doesn t have enough features yet.
On a train to a large computer convention there were a bunch of Liberal Arts Majors and a bunch of computer engineers. Each of the Liberal Arts Majors had a train ticket. The group of engineers had only ONE ticket for all of them. The Liberal Arts Majors Started laughing, figuring the engineers were going to get caught and thrown off the train. When one of the engineers, the lookout, said here comes the conductor , all of the engineers went into the bathroom.