On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan. Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do. My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
Hockey is a sport for white men.
Basketball is a sport for black me. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. Jack Nicholson Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful.