You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. The computer locks up and the screen splits in half with the same message appearing on each side. The message says that the blame for the gridlock is caused by the other side. Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard. Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
Files disappear, only to mysteriously reappear a year later in another directory.
Your system works fine, but complains loudly about foreign software. This virus doesn't horse around. Your program stops running every few minutes to ask for money. Activates every component in your system just before the whole thing quits. Your data won't appear unless you buy new cables, a battery and shocks.