Thus my plan to wash the entire left balcony's hair goes right down the tubes. Sorry, guys, but you didn't live up to your hype. If you really want to lead a Def Leppard revival, cut your durmmer's arm off and come back in 10 years. I haven't see so many guys in make-up since I stopped going to Jacques. Kind of touching, really.
Funny thing happens though.
Fact is, the original Kiss were pretty much a garage band all along. There's a metaphor for the 80's and 90's in there somewhere. Whatever Criss and Frehley got paid for this tour, it wasn't enough to get them to learn any new material. Which means the set includes nearly all the Kiss songs you'd want to hear. And yes, they do look exactly the way they did in their heyday.