While traveling through the wormhole, I was informed by the Prophets that your homework would have absolutely no bearing on my future, so I followed their advice and played some Donkey Kong instead. I wouldn't have learned anything anyway. Homework excuses are a Russian inwention. I sense that you don't really care about my homework and would rather be shopping for some nice shoes. Spot ate my homework.
Homework is for solids.
You know, you're really beautiful when you ask for my homework. Your homework assignment was not honorable, so I am going to have to kill you. If you would simply allow me to meld with you, I would never need to do homework again. You never assigned any homework. Picard, of course, has never needed this excuse.