I wish that annoying couple that always happens to sit in front of me in my comparative literature lecture would stop kissing. First of all, the staggered seating arrangement of the lecture hall forces me to have to look between your heads. This is impossible when you are engaging in foreplay. Secondly, the both of you are very unattractive to me, so I really don't want to see you in a sexual situation. I wish my laundry would do itself.
Laundry is absolutely the most time-consuming thing in the world.
It's even worse in college, though. I don't know about all of you, but every time I put my clothes in the dryer I have to figure that there is about a 50-50 chance the dryer will just spin my clothes. And it's never the same dryer. I wish someone could tell me why there are still hippies. I guess I'm missing the point.