When I was a freshman, I lived in Christensen Hall. Hopefully, X-Sen residents will got for the hometown boy. While in the dorm, I washed my teddy bear in the washing machine. He got squashed in the spin cycle, and he hasn't recovered since. If elected, we will beef up the equine science department, so that in a couple of years, every UNH student will receive, along with her or his first room assignment, a horse.
Horses use far less gasoline than cars, and they're easier to park.
Students would gallop around, hustling and bustling to class, perhaps even picking up the mail. Brian Jandreau is actually a spy from UMaine, sent here to ruin our hockey program. Just watch him deny that. Sean Gingras causes cancer. If he doesn't, let him prove it.