This was a good satire piece. The column was almost too serious to be funny. I enjoyed it, but not in a humorous sort of way. Sorro, the reason two women dancing together isn't a bad thing is more a society thing than a BYU thing. It happens because there usually aren't enough men in those classes and is okayed because society as a whole doesn't frown on it.
Girls can do such things.
It is in their nature. I don't know if I explained that well enough, but I do know that girls always danced together during High School and Stake dances where I'm from and nobody ever thought anything of it. Talk about strange. At any rate, I enjoyed it. Swift would be proud.