Here are instructions to the best drinking game I've ever played. You need beer, a quarter, one large glass, several small glasses, a long table, an empty 12-pack box, and some extremely ugly sunglasses. Then put the large glass at one end of the table, and place the small glasses in a single file line right after the large glass. Before Evil attempts his death-defying stunt, he will need safety equipment. The empty 12-pack will suffice for a helmet, and the sunglasses make great safety goggles.
Evil is ready to roll.
He must try to bounce the quarter past all of the small glasses, and make it into the large glass at the other end of the table. He must keep trying until he makes it into a glass. If Evil falls short of the large glass, and makes it into a small one instead, he must drink from that glass down to the first one. Select a new person to be Evil Kinevil, and let the fun start all over again.