You don't have to shave below your neck. If you're 34 and single, nobody notices. You can write your name in the snow. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest. Everything on your face stays its original color.
Flowers fix everything.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by. Car mechanics tell you the truth.