Dogs are color-blind. Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do. Where Dogs Fall Down Men only have two feet that track in mud. Men can buy you presents. Men don't have to play with every man they see when you take them around the block.
Dogs have dog breath all the time.
Men don't shed as much, and if they do, they hide it. Why Dogs are Better than Women Dogs don't ask what are you thinking. Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. Dogs think you sing great.