Honorable Mentions get the mildly sought-after Style Invitational bumper sticker. Winners will be selected on the basis of humor and originality. Entries must be received on or before Monday, Feb. 16. Please include your address and phone number. Winners will be announced three weeks from today.
Editors reserve the right to alter entries for taste, humor or appropriateness.
No purchase necessary. Employees of the Washington Post, and members of their immediate families, are not eligible for prizes. Report from Week 253, in which you were asked to enter one of four simple contests. Skeptics predicted that this would not work, and that we would be forced to adopt a humor criterion after all. However, by and large, the contest produced hilariously unfunny results, the best of which are below.