A Christmas Groaner. A tour guide named Rudolph was giving a lady a tour of Moscow, when the weather turned foul. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear. This guy goes to see his dentist because something is wrong with his mouth. I've never tasted anything like it.
Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive.
I'll have to install a new plate, but made out of chrome this time.