The airport runway is terraced. The Polka is more popular than break-dancing. Third Street is out of the city limits.
Every sport is played on dirt.
You don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're turning anyway. You speak to each dog you pass, and they wag at you. You drive into a ditch 5 miles out of town and the news hits town before YOU do. You write a check on the wrong bank and they cover it anyway. You miss a Sunday at church and get 5 get-well cards.