I started with nothing. I still have most of it. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded. All reports are in.
Life is now officialy unfair.
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. I tried to get a life once, but they told me they were out of stock. I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through. It was so different before everything changed.