I'll have refreshments. E-mail me for directions. Learn to get through the tough times by yourself. Like if you keep drinking Natural Light, it begins to taste like water. Sometimes perseverance really pays off.
Fire extinguishers leave a big mess.
I know it looks like fun at the time, but you'll pay for it later. Buy him stuff. He's your friend. Don't waste time wondering why we have all those emergency phones around campus. Your college writing class will probably be more helpful to you than those phones.