Then we have to write back and ask which shirt you wanted. You know who you are. This problem has become an epidemic. If we only have one shirt available at a time, we'll know which one you are talking about. PLUS, now you can order your cool skatepunk shirt online.
Every shirt is now part of a collector series.
Only 1,000 of each style will be made and then the slogan will be retired. Kind of like beanie babies, except these smell like Katie's pussy. And that's a good thing. Now, quit dickin' around and order one. Click here to read some choice email from our biggest fans.