It had some humorous moments, but all in all it need more Walken. He was in it briefly, and was pretty insane and filthy. Zeta-Jones bugs me. She played a bitch and either needed to be more bitchy or more human. Her character was too middle of the road.
Life is like a cookie.
It doesn't seem to be working, but that's not for lack of trying. I'm getting older and my digestive track is rebelling against my feeble body. The days of yore are gone. I can no longer bong a 2 liter or Tobasco sauce while smoking half a pack of cigarettes and telling a joke about a Jew a Priest and the Ayatollah walking into a bar. I think I actually have to start watching what I eat, and make some attempts to get some damn fiber in my diet.