I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. I intend to live forever - so far, so good. I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy. If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough.