Then the driver began to laugh and cry and wouldn't stop talking. He told the officer he'd just lost his job, that he spoke English and that he wasn't a drug dealer. When the officer finally got the suspect to jail for a breath test, the man just pretended to blow into the tube. Police were not amused and made the man blow again. This time he scored a perfect .193.
First prize is a trip to jail.
Tires strangely lose their air A woman who parked her car in front of a friend's apartment came back later to find her two front tires flat. Since this seemed unusual, she contacted police even though she had no idea who would want to flatten her tires. Police arrived and filled out a report and then had the SUV towed. Much to the surprise of everyone involved, the tires were on a Ford product and they were made by Firestone. Since almost crashing into a police officer is a good way to get noticed, the officer stopped the driver.