Freshmen will offer you a soda. Freshmen do laundry once a week. Freshmen respect RAs and think they can help solve their problems. Credit card companies will give a freshman a credit card on the spot, so that as an upper-classman you will be paying for your freshman year adventures. Freshmen will politely ask if you can turn down the volume on your radio.
Freshmen love the cafeteria food.
Freshmen will dress nicely just to look nice. Freshmen will take the time to read this and forward it to their friends. Create your own polls and email them to your friends. Free chat in exotic locations. 18 and over only.