Deadline is Monday, May 7. All entries must include the week number of the contest and your name, postal address and telephone number. E-mail entries must include the week number in the subject field. Contests will be judged on the basis of humor and originality. All entries become the property of The Washington Post.
Editors reserve the right to edit entries for taste or content.
Results will be published in four weeks. No purchase required for entry. Employees of The Washington Post, and their immediate relatives, are not eligible for prizes. It turns out that we offered this contest many years ago, back in 1994 when, instead of e-mail, most of the entries arrived by ox cart. But amazingly, almost no one stooped to enter the very same entries as last time.