It's not a shopping cart, it's a carriage. It's not a purse, it's a pockabook. Brown bread comes in a can. You open both ends, push it out, heat it, and eat it with baked beans. They're not franks, they're haht dahgs.
Franks are money in France.
Don't pahk your cah in Hahvid Yahd. Don't swim in the Charles, no matter what Bill Weld tells you. Don't sleep in the Common. He hates that, and will tell you not to be an 'alcatraz around his neck'. There's also a Boston Latin School and a Boston Latin Academy.