I'd sure like to tell. Four surgeon doctors are taking a nice little cigarette coffee break. I've always found accountants to be the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered. Piece of focking cake.
Electricians are easiest.
Slice open one of these Franklins and inside everything's color-coded. Once you hack your way to the inside, well whaddaya know. Every gosh darn thing's in alphabetical order. I have for some time been amused at your awe, astonishment if not admiration that inside the operating theater I am able to simultaneously engage the surgical disciplines of proctology and neurology. I am able to do so because I only accept experts as patients, of whom I am able to charge double since, you understand, their heads and butts are interchangeable.