I just wanted them to shut up, leave the stage, and bring in some more attractive strippers or porn stars. Straight across the board, the actors give their characters less personality than a jackknifed manure hauler. They are all given too much to say, and not enough of it is amusing. Christina Ricci gives the worst performance of her career as a shrill Long Island hag with no characteristics except for an accent thicker than her waist. No, they aren't you stupid fucking asshole moviemakers.
Interesting characters are funny.
Courtney Love must be almost fifty, judging from her tattered and sagging skin. She's skankier than the three-legged chihuahua that's always trying to hump my dog, and she looks like she'd make a great research subject for the Center for Disease Control. Hollywood expects us to believe she is in her late twenties and attractive, and that's just another one of their unreasonable demands. Only Jeneane Garofalo escapes the movie unharmed, and that's because she isn't in it long enough to get on my nerves. Okay, so we are set up with a variety of unlikable characters with problems that are less interesting than a recurring cold sore.