Kayde hates me cause I said she was annoying and would get beaten up if she were a guy. The other Shelley just seems to think I'm a doofus. Jie thinks I'm a butthead cause she's friends with Kayde and the Shelleys. But they seemed to get a kick out of my ex strangling me every now and then. I hate them all.
Girls are dumb.
Girls are dumb. I think I'm gonna move to Spain and become a hermit or something. I saw Cast Away with Tom Hanks the other day with my old high school buddy Grant Catz. The hermit part seemed pretty neat though. Monkeys will cost you extra.