War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left. Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache. Girl who marry detective must kiss dick. Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed. Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit.
Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the whole woman have more.
Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy. Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind. No difference between man and mouse - both end up in pussy. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk.