In order to give the opponents of the policy Equal time to air their grievances, the Senate has agreed to Go on the Jerry Springer Show. To settle this debate once And for all in a civilized manner. Some of the faculty has said they would have preferred The less restrictive policy that is in Effect at the other campuses in town, but Said they will gladly support the administration's policy When threatened with the prospects of Having to watch the videos from Father Miller's Cruise. Now can we truly appreciate that sacrifice Of the Senate that is for our own well-being. This Policy should show a dramatic decrease in the number of Marriage proposals, flower deliveries, and candy grams that Have been known to frequent professors the week before Final exams.
Emotions are evanescent, whereas knowledge lasts a lifetime.
Still, the argument remains. Some say that when the bells chime that the Lives that people live are there own, and the choices they make must Be respected. But those in power say that some choices are better made By more responsible individuals who have society's Interests at heart. Whatever the case may be, those with the power have Made the Cauldron policy law, and it is our duty as citizens to Follow its letter. Or we choose to exercise that power Which is ours alone to possess.