Ok O k, sure. We've all got our little preconceived notions about what librarians are and what they do. Well, think again buster. Librarians have degrees.
Librarians can catalogue anything from an onion to a dog's ear.
They could catalogue you. Librarians wield unfathomable power. With a flip of the wrist they can hide your dissertation behind piles of old Field and Stream magazines. They can find data for your term paper that you never knew existed. They may even point you toward new and appropriate subject headings.