I'm declaring a moratorium on gross-out comedies at The Flick Filosopher. I think I've found every possible way there is to impugn the sexual maturity of the people who make these movies and of the audiences who think they're funny. I can't take it anymore.
Life is too short.
There are flowers to be smelled and babies to be cuddled and puppies demanding a romp in the park. I cannot squander another of my precious few moments upon this earth enduring sophomoric attempts to make the human penis funny. So this is the last time. Masturbation in and of itself is not funny. Erections are not funny once you've left junior high school.