A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. An hour later, his wife comes inside, anticipating lunch and asked how it was going. I thought you were dead. Well, at least this is different. A website completing the circle between teachers and parents.