A friend remembers the way you were, but won't insist you stay that way. A friend won't hang up on your answering machine, or when you put him on hold. A friend won't tell you how to drive, no matter how white your knuckles get. A friend is the only person who can make you laugh after a broken romance. Eating out with a friend takes at least three hours.
Friends know there is no such thing as constructive criticism.
There is no bigger grin than that of a friend with good news. When you ask a friend where he wants to go to dinner, he'll choose your favorite restaurant. A friend knows where your panic button is, but never pushes it. Friends can tell the truth without hurting you. Friends take very good care of your hopes and dreams.