After a larcenous stream of expletives I'm ready to try again. This Friday's column is dedicated to those rare weekend warriors who use the speakerphone as their weapon of choice. On cue, player A blows down the door with a shotgun, player B chucks a grenade inside the opening. Player B throws a grenade at the closed door, where it bounces onto the ground between them. In a panic, player A blows player B away with a shotgun.
Entire team is annihilated by the grenade.
Threat is identified, located, and liquidated before team commences with mission. Players mowed down like tin cans from a fence. Contact us for more information on GameSpy Industries.