No pushing and shoving. Please keep your heads and limbs inside of your vehicles. Because we're nice, we announce where it will be and give directions if it's someplace complicated. If you're not sure, ask someone with a big gut hanging over their belt. This is called fellowship.
Fellowship is actually scriptural, and comes from the Greek word meaning 'to fatten up the turkey'.
That's probably a lie too, since none of us are cultured enough to know Greek and those Strong's concordances are very expensive. Anyway, this is our semi-monthly road trip and feeding frenzy. It's like being on a dinner date with Jesus and 70 or so of his unkempt embarrassing pals. Fellowship is a hoot and a good feed. During the weeks when we're not out on the town, we order in and get pizza in the church, or have a potluck dinner.