Shampoo is better. What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Man goes into cage.
Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear.