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Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves. Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master. The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire, and the computer will ask, specify type of goat.