A visit to the White House for a weekend bash is only one part of my special Lev Deal for my most important campaign volunteer workers, you kids out there in cyberspace. Cash for your side pockets. How much cash from each copy of The Book I send you for your side pocket is up to you. Two bucks is a minimum and five dollars is tops. Kids work in political campaigns because they like the candidate and want to see them win.
Grownups do it for the money.
But everyone has to have some money at least for a burger and fries and a milkshake on the campaign trail. So I am going to see to it that you get a bunch of money, just like the grown ups do, a big bunch of money , because you will be successful spreading the word and collecting contributions from people who want to get The Book ov Lev. Well, you want to get your own copy for free. Get five people to sign up for a copy, and I will send you The Book ov Lev, too, besides cash for your side pocket. Send me your name, your address, your telephone number, and your age, and we will get started on the road to the White House today.