Like glib disk jockeys, their voices lull the critical mind to sleep, allowing ersatz communication that is all form and no content. Employing this unique talent, RNA creates transcripts by dictation. Then, like a medical transcriptionist filling out endless insurance forms in triplicate, DNA transcribes this information, resulting in shockingly high bills and sporadic reimbursement. Every day, we learn more. Recently, it was proven that two prong cDNA is special because it has that extra prong.
Extra prongs are what microbiology is all about.
Gene recognition software, employing horrendously complicated algorithms, allows us to map genes. Mapping genes allows us to locate them exactly, and just as in real estate, location is everything. Then we come to the troublesome differences between genetic neighborhoods. It turns out that some genes think they're better than other genes, and refuse to live side by side with sequences they look down their prongs at. By minimizing the relative distance between genes we are able, in fact, to bring them closer together.