However, I have mastered making BBT charts on Microsoft Excel a little known skill that I don't include on my resume. I also read about herbs that could be used for fertility. Previous to my bout of pregnancy-obsession, about the only things that existed in my herb garden were a little oregano and a bountiful patch of catnip. Needless to say, I ran right out and bought a truckload of the recommended herbs. My friendly neighborhood herbalist is only too happy to assist me.
Herbs are supposedly most effective when taken in tincture form.
Nasty, disgusting dirt. It took me about 20 minutes a day to complete this little routine. Unfortunately, I noticed no difference, and I certainly didn't get pregnant. I did, however, spend a lot of money and gag a lot, but my hands are now soft as a baby's behind. It was during this time that I discovered some little-known fertility symbols.