Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. A very expensive way to get your laundry done free. A couple was having a discussion about family finances. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. A woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me.