You are reading article 34 of alt.usenet.manifestoes. 1. there is no God. Mommy lied to me about Santa Claus. 2. sexuality is a myth. I am as sexually unappealing as an amoeba.
Lunch is the original dinner.
Therefore, myth is the original lie. Except when it's not. I am bleating. Therefore, sexuality is truth. My yogurt has gone bad.