Our saga begins with several of the aforementioned inappropriate scene changes that establish our main characters Stella the Stick and Bob the Drunk Marine Biologist. But first, a couple on a boat argue and are attacked by the Devil Fish. The movie's title is shown. Then it is shown again, in case we forgot it in the span of twenty seconds. The Coast Guard investigates a boat and man that were bitten in half by something.
Dolphins swim around.
Stella gets wet. Bob spills his beer. I swear this is exactly what happens. Bob returns to shore and plays a blank tape for Stella. They realize their equipment isn't sensitive enough to pick up the Devil Fish's sounds.