Deadline is Monday, March 12. All entries must include the week number of the contest and your name, postal address and a daytime or evening telephone number. E-mail entries must include the week number in the subject field. Contests will be judged on the basis of humor and originality. All entries become the property of The Washington Post.
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Results will be published in four weeks. No purchase required for entry. Employees of The Washington Post, and their immediate relatives, are not eligible for prizes. A word of apology to those of you who actually read the small type. The Uberczar, as predicted, messed up uberly his first week by giving the wrong deadline and wrong week number.