It was not the apple on the tree put the pair on the ground that caused trouble in the garden. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs. There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
Do it only with the best. You cannot produce a baby in a month by impregnating nine women. It is better to have loved an lost than never to have loved at all. Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.