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Familiarity breeds children.
Insanity is hereditary-you get it from your kids. Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry. The thing that impresses me most about America is the way parents obey their children. Children today are tyrants.