Why It's Great to be a Woman We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. We can be groupies.
Male groupies are stalkers.
We can cry and get off speeding fines. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. Taxis stop for us. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on their life insurance. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.