I'm not one of those star-fucker types who gets all hot and bothered every time he sees some celebrity. It took me a moment to realize it, but it was the sonorous voice, bald pate, and mild-mannered yet tightly wound demeanor that made him the greatest second banana ever on HBO's Larry Sanders Show . Of course, I choked, and wasn't able to come up with anything witty to say to him, so I guess I'll never know if he's as abusive to his fans in real life as his character, Hank, was on Larry Sanders . It doesn't make any sense. Books are hard.
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