If, for some reason you are not offended, please write me with a description of yourself including your name, race, weight, religious views, political party, strong opinions, physical disabilities, weird sexual preferences, or anything else that you are touchy about, and I will try to offend you in a future issue. You need it and if I can't do it, nobody can. If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.
Failure is a choice.
Poverty is a mental disease. I must say that I ve been rather disappointed in the hate mail lately. Finally, though, this one came through over the weekend. You should be ashamed of that useless paperweight you call a book, and for the presumption that you should be paid for it. It's not fair that a person like you is so lucky that they get to write a book.