Today, however, we have immigrants who have no intention of assimilating, learning English or becoming part of the wider society. You don't have to be a split-level middlebrow to believe that isn't healthy, for them or us. Incidentally, the odds are that this voucher proposal would, even if passed, never get off the ground. A federal judge declared a similar one in Cleveland unconstitutional for that very reason. So just vote no, and then get about the job of fixing the public schools.
Exercise takes longer than liposuction, but it is cheaper and, long-term, far safer.
Jack Lessenberry opines weekly for the Metro Times.