Keep a short joke at the ready to deliver on request, and you earn extra credit points, redeemable on the exam or homework assignment of your choice. At least one joke will be requested per lecture via drawing. All students will be called on the same number of times over the course of the semester. If you are not present or do not have a joke at the ready, you've lost that opportunity for extra credit. Jokes should be short, MUST be in good taste, and MUST NOT be offensive to anyone.
Horticultural jokes receive double credit.
The class voted unanimously to accept this proposal. Here's an example of a non-horticultural joke . Material covered in labs and in assigned readings is considered fair game for tests. Make up tests and tests outside of regularly-scheduled class period will not be given. During crop production, absences will result in improper plant care.