It's an over-30 league, which means that all the players, without exception, must be at least 30 pounds overweight. The injuries include a pulled hamstring, a strained quadriceps and a sprained ankle. I won't even mention the injuries I've inflicted on others. I don't want to provide any evidence for their lawsuits. Perhaps it's called an over-30 league because every game seems to produce over 30 injuries.
Injuries occur partly because soccer is a contact sport.
Players in my league contact each other, contact the ground, and, every now and then, contact the ball. Pretty soon, they're also contacting their doctor. But in an over-30 league, you don't need contact to get injured. All you need is motion. Some players, eager to help their teams, get injured while jumping out of their cars.