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Kids say the darndest things.
Some grade school teachers must agree with that, because they keep journals of amusing things their students have written in papers. The parts of speech are lungs and air. The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes. A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population. A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.