Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with. Dogs don't criticize your friends. Dogs admit when they're jealous. Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together. You can train a dog.
Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.
Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous. Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization. Dogs don't complain that you have cold feet. Dogs never pretend to have their finances under control. Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.