He was a humor and speech writer for Jack Parr and Red Skelton. A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Honk Kong it's the way the egg rolls. Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Scroll down for sources of quotations and special search engines.