Chinese Proverbs - Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon led to undoing of fly. Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails. Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.