Intellectuals are the pet gerbils of the bourgeoisie, fed and watered by them to demonstrate their essential cuddlesomeness. We call on all cognitional workers to recognise the materialist account of the origins of thinking and admit their parasitic antecedents in the traditions of monasticism. As bodies surplus to production medieval, cognitional workers were immured in the monaseries and employed in the production of the ideology that producting ideology was on a higher plane than producing food which in turn provided the theoretical underpinning for the notion that producing nothing was higher still. We proclaim the Thought Moratorium -a total assault on rationality. Millions of people have had a wank without ever knowing what a syllogism is.
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