Even their foreign exchange students are jerks. And they can deny it all they want, but any country that likes Jerry Lewis that friggin' much is out of its collective mind. The only thing cool about the French is that they have mistresses. I learned that on the NBC Nightly News, when they covered Mitterand's funeral and Tom Brokaw sneered as he uttered the words Mitterand's mistress . We have infidelity in America, only here we have the decency to lie about it.
French food is generally rich, and smelly.
And everyone knows the French hate to bathe. You would, too, if you had to wash with stinky milk and garlic. I guess the Eiffel Tower is cool, but big deal. We have that thing in Seattle. India India is profoundly spiritual, a land of mystery and enticement.