Because deep down, they're really nice guys. There are skid marks in front of the skunk. The lawyer is the one carrying the briefcase. People are swerving to miss the skunk. Watching your attorney drive over a cliff in your new Ferrari.
Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points.
Lawyers have removable wing tips. A mouth with a life support system. Another lawyer, silly. He thought he was melting. Then shoot him again just to make sure.