You look at a person just walking around and they're perfectly attractive except for those gnarled items dangling from either side of their head. You just can't help but laugh at the human condition. I propose that we do something about the whole ear situation. Its about time that we all sit down with a talented plastic surgeon and lop the bastards off. There is no other solution.
Ears are a hindrance to human progress.
Some day in the not so dista nt future we're going to make contact with a progressive, ear-less, race of advanced extraterrestrials, and they're going to laugh us right out of the galaxy. And its not just with the aliens that our ear problem is holding us back. Everyday thousands of species on this very planet get along quite well without any waxy lobes emerging from their cranium. The typical bottlenose dolphin has a brain that is larg er than a human's and no ears what so ever. Rants updated frequently.