I must be noble. Of course, I'm as horny as a billygoat, but writing helps me work it all out. Keeps my hands busy. I'm kinda beginning to worry about what this airing of my clean, freshly starched laundry might do to my kid. What Doug and his editors fail to realize is that the chronicling of his libidinous angst is lowering him to the journalistic equivalent of masturbation.
Intimacy is to relationships what reporting is to journalism.
Doug apparently hasn't experienced either lately. Feelings, nothing more than feelings. . . . The Arizona Diamondbank organization loves to congratulate itself and enthuse about three young pitching prospects who were drafted out of high school in 1996. TV and radio broadcasters wax ecstatic about the D-Banks' future pitching fortunes. All three are 21 years old and all three are playing for the D-Banks' AA affiliate, the El Paso Diablos.