Brownies are great bribery. No matter how hard you study for a test, there is still a very good chance you got every single question wrong. Entering Mines, one immediately becomes nocturnal. Shower doors open in, stall doors open out. You can kill your neighbors with a 9 volt battery.
Email is an addiction.
Grades do not reflect knowledge. Everyone is someone else's weirdo. Multiple choice does not mean easy. Free goodies are the best reason to go to the career fair. Holidays should never be taken for granted.