Hello folks . Ah was too shocked tuh cry, to numb tuh get vex .
Man sprayin de ball like aerosol all over de pitch .
Hmmm, ah better watch dis fella . An people actually callin in an sayin dat Brian Lara blight de side, because since he come back de side losin never mind he top scorin or at least in de 2 top highest scores for de last 5 games . Dat is what we ascribin poor performance to now . Ah backin dem, but like de West Indies Creaky Board on England side . It seems that once again we have a crisis of our own making.