Albeit rambunctious, these curs are remarkably well behaved, and almost all of them are carpet trained. The dogs, as much as it hurts to say it, are just plain dogs, and they seem pretty content doing dog things like biting each other and smelling funny. The humans, though, are of a different breed entirely. There's little evidence of that today, though, as most everyone is planning to blow off work to hang out with the pooch. We go to dog day at Comiskey every year, but other than that, there's not that much you can do.
Life is, indeed, a bitch.