Once there was a big fire and everyone died. I like to go down to the dog pound and pretend that I've found my dog. Then I tell them to kill it anyway because I already gave away all of his stuff. Dog people sure don't have a sense of humor. Age 15 Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part about letting just any old yokel vote.
Home is where the house is.
Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number. Age 15 Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money. I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese.