R emove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle. C hoose a suitable background for photo. M ount camera on tripod and focus. F ind puppy and take dirty sock from mouth. P lace puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
F orget about pre-focused spot and crawl after puppy on hands and knees.
F ocus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand. G et tissue and clean puppy's nose print from camera lens. T ake flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash. P ut cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose. P ut magazines back on coffee table.