I had forgotten to laugh and have fun. I wanted a positive, fun atmosphere. To combat the negative and create the positive, I had to start with me. Marry me, and I ll never bother you again. I ve used up all my sick leave, so tomorrow I m calling in dead.
Dust is a protective covering for furniture.
If your parents didn t have any children, chances are you won t have any either. You are what you eat, so I eat only rich foods. If the good Lord had wanted us to bend over, He would have put chocolate on the floor. I posted them in the restrooms, over the copy machine, and many other places you wouldn t expect. I worked extra hard at making the school bulletin fun, adding quips and outrageous stories about my golf score or my wife s red sports car.