It is real and it can be touched. The same hands that wrote the bible held their dicks while they pissed. It is clear to me that you are set in your ways as well. No, I guess you wouldn't 'cause you weren't here to witness my brother's impersonation. So I am concluding with a moral to all of this nonsense.
Human beings are gullible.
All that they need is a happy ending and they'll believe anything. And with a best friend living in your heart, forgiven sins and eternity in heaven, the stories become all the more believable. You have argued until you were blue in face. That which you said you would not do.