Let's just rename it Shitty and get it over with. That's what everyone calls it anyway. And the Sun Dial. Doesn't Professor Smalley know that the Sun Dial went out with the Roman Empire. It would have been a lot cheaper to throw up some folding chairs and staple a digital watch to a tree.
Italian marble is so overrated, anyway.
Don't even get me started on Castle Court Sculptures. We could melt them down and make a fine little Pinto out of them. Actually, the skyscraper sculpture came out of the best of intentions. We all complain about being isolated from the any major metropolitan area, so the powers that be decided to build a skyline for us. But, in a gross error of judgment, they choose the city of Detroit as a skyline.