Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
I'm no model lady. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. Every man I meet wants to protect me. Most people think fiddling with computer for hours is a waste of time.