Just cut out the following paragraphs and hand it to them. Face it, they haven't read anything since school let out and they're not about to start now. The second thing to keep in mind is not to worry if the other kids tease you about having a different name. Remember, people with normal first names like Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, and Jeffrey Dahmer grow up to be serial killers. The first thing to remember about going back to school is not to draw smiley faces on your notebooks.
Hearts are fine.
Monsters are fine. But if you draw a smiley face you might wind up in front of Judge Judy. You see, in 1971 a Frenchman named Franklin Loufrani received a trademark on the smiley face and now he's going around threatening to sue people who use it without paying him. But until they finish this fight, play it safe and draw something innocuous like Barney kicking the crap out of the Tellytubbies. The second thing to keep in mind is not to worry if the other kids tease you about having a different name.