If she changes her oil more often than she changes her mind- follow her. The thicker your oil, the hotter you can take it. Catchin' a June bug a 70 mph can double your vocabulary. If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern. There's something ugly about the sight of a new bike on a trailer.
Hunger can make even road kill taste good.
You gotta be smart enough to understand the rules of motorcycling, and dumb enough to think the game's important. Don't lead the pack if you don't know where you're going. If you leave without one of your group, you better hope he doesn't catch up at the next stop. Sleep with one arm through the spokes and your pants on. Practice wrenching on your own bike.