Look, here's a piece of paper that you can write on. Uh, no, that's a ruler. Rulers are for measuring things. Uh, no, that's a toothpick, it's for cleaning teeth, I don't know why it's on my desk. Look, here's a pen.
Little sticks are brown.
Just use this. Uh, you have to take the cap off first. Wait, you want to rotate the paper so that the short side is at the top and the long side comes towards you. Well, that's just how it's done. I suppose you could do it the other way, but it would look a little funny.