A scalpel cuts right through a ribcage. The FBI regularly pawns off its dirty work to the World Health Organization. It takes about five seconds to completely cannibalize someone. Being a porter on an expedition to an island populated by cannibals is a job with no future. People who get cannibalized are beneath the contempt of beer-gutted British men.
Jungles are chock-full of pine trees, maple trees, and blackberry bushes.
Transsexual brain transplants are vital medical research. A scarf makes a great lasso. Human scalps increase male potency. Being a human sacrifice is fun. Human vocal cords look sort of like a pea dipped in ketchup.