We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. And the body is born young and grows old. That is life's tragedy.
Life is far too important to be taken seriously.
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. I am in a duel to the death with this wallpaper, one of us has got to go. Alas, I am dying beyond my means. Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.