You would look great face down in my lap. You get this one, next round is on me. We won't be here long enough to get another round. I'll get this one, next one is on you. I have no interest whatsoever in talking to you other than you're a way to get your friend into a compromising position.
Lets get out of here.
I just dumped a half a pitcher of beer into that biker guy's helmet. Can I get a glass of white zinfindel. Can I get a glass of white zinfindel. I am even willing to do a tequila shot if it means that I get to lick you. Look at that girl leaving with 5 guys.