The palpitations started to subside after two days. They spilled the beans on years, indeed decades of glorious ineptitude. The truth is out.
Duffers are everywhere.
Damn few and they are all dead . We duffers are the very salt of the earth. Catch and release without too much of the catch places us at the vanguard of environmental conservation . Through our season tickets we even subsidise the release of stocked fish for others to catch. I was perversely delight to discover that people fish with pleasure and numerous blank days on chalkstreams.