One bloke wound him up by standing around doing nothing more sinister and life-threatening than grinning. He s still waiting to see if he ll need a hip replacement. He is now looking for a brief to cover his case. This gag didn't go down to well with everyone on New Years Eve at the Golden Gate of Jerusalem. They say that in comedy timing is everything.
Lead balloons go down faster at certain times, and in certain climates.
The holy city is one such climate. The bendy man was released without charge, but the police did ask why he had a dress, holy bible, half a bottle of vodka and some necro cards in his bag. These cards are similar to kidney donor cards except they say 'I support sexual liberation . I want to help others experiment sexually after my death. A resident of Faslane Peace camp was shopping for candles in Glasgow City Centre last week, when it suddenly started to pour down with rain.