Doctor asks her where she got hit. She says it was between the first and second hole. But personally I prefer Golf. Please stop checking you watch all the time, caddy. The man who takes up golf to get his mind off his work soon takes up work to get his mind off golf.
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often. An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice - once before swinging, and once again, after swinging. Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize or laugh. Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind. A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments.