Most of this was collected off the AcmePet Dog House Board .
Credit is given when known.
Keep wanting to fetch the 'stick shift' 9. Have not yet invented 'squished cat' hood ornaments 8. There's never a fire hydrant when you need one on those long road trips 7. Much more sophisticated to use a well-trained human chauffeur 6. They haven't invented a car where you can hang your head out the window and still reach the gas pedal 5.