Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. He still hasn't. Oscar Wilde Television enables you to view in your living room people you would not invite into your living room. I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. Young Elvis Presley when ask by a Memphis radio DJ who he sounded like.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. There are lies, damned lies, and statistics. Mark Twain A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with. Tenessee Williams Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.