If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. A closed mouth gathers no feet. I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.