Real Programmers don't like the team programming concept. Unless, of course they are the chief programmer. Real Programmers never write memos on paper. They send memos via computer mail networks. Real Programmers have no use for managers.
Managers are a necessary evil.
They exist only to deal with personnel bozos, bean counters, senior planners, and other mental defectives. Real Programmers scorn floating point arithmetic. Real Programmers don't drive clapped-out Mavericks. They prefer BMW's, Lincolns, or pick up trucks with floor shifts. Fast motorcycles are highly regarded.