If you wanted to be healthy, you would have left after two beers or drank club soda all night. Scrambled eggs, when done right, are soft and fluffy. The butter on the whole wheat toast with a slight smear of grape jelly, or maybe if truly lucky, apple jelly, some hard fried bacon or Kielbasa cooked with the eggs and some fresh orange juice are the perfect post drink meal. Sometimes, you can get that thick bread French Toast instead. The thin syrup running over the bread cut into big chunks, sitting there, waiting to get devoured.
Eggs are to the morning what scotch is to the start of a steak dinner, a perfect compliment.
Finally, the night is over. It has to end because you need to sleep. No, you are about to fall asleep and your bed is calling you. Most mornings, and by the time you're read to leave, its morning, you're in a cab. Forget the train.