This person is currently certified at Apprentice level. Been setting up a debian box to start getting my feet wet with php4 with a fellow from public library services.
Lucky bastard gets to play with a quad xeon, fully loaded from gateway computers.
On a side note, I've come the conclusion as to how much of a trouble it is trying to find a project to start re- acquainting yourself with programming languages that doesn't truly suck. If anyone's looking for someone who has a whole whackload of ambition and drive, but been out of University-level OOP for 4 years, drop me a line. Well, logic suggested I set up my advogato profile. Here it is, in all it's glory.