It was disgusting, and now I suffer an upset stomach for my actions of eating that nasty fake food. And not stuff. I'm in middle school, so I have to deal with that crap. I know this whole post was stupid and such. But I'm in great pain for eating that ickiness.
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone. One good turn gets most of the blankets.