He brought death into the world. I only wish I'd realized it sooner. Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.
Life is wasted on the living.
There's plenty of time to be dead. There is no cure for birth or death save to enjoy the interval. Life is a razor, you are always in hot water or a scrape. As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.