If more than half of the people of Quebec voted to secede from Canada, then Quebec would become an independent country. The CHP gave tickets to everyone who was speeding. I got a ticket, so I guess I was speeding. All nice people are saints, but some do-gooders are not nice. So some do-gooders are not saints.
All men are jerks.
Since women aren't men, they aren't jerks. Some bike frames are made of aluminum, and aluminum is light, so some bike frames are light. Some comfortable shoes are expensive, and for my feet to be happy, they need comfortable shoes. As a result, it's expensive to keep my feet happy. All athletes are healthy, but sick people are not, so sick people are not athletes.