I have decided that Nostalgia is the VCR of our minds. Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Hard work pays off in the future.
Laziness pays off now. Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. Coca-Cola was originally green. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.