There really aren't too many drug sniffing cats, either. This is not to say I do not appreciate a good, useless pet. Remember, I have lesbian rabbits. Your problem is massive. Make a friend.
Dogs ARE needy.
Dogs also supply you with unconditional love. They stare out the window looking for your car. Each time you come home from work, they greet you ecstatically, like you were gone for 40 years. Cats smell worse. Yes, they do.