We all go there to rubberneck. But we have other things to do here besides go to the beach. We can go shopping, for instance. To get ready for it, we have to primp for hours, then practice our mall walks. You remember, guys that woman you got slapped for staring at.
Malls are one of the top reasons to stay fit in Southern California.
Gotta stay frosty out there. It saves us tons of money on clothes. Who wants to cover up our nice tans anyway. And to the rest of the country we all have great tans. I never thought people thought like that until I spoke with this guy who has never set foot on California soil.