Kelly was a really pretty girl a few grades younger on whom I had the biggest crush. I ll never forget the sight of her on my living room couch during her scene. The AFI stacked the deck, and the result was more than a little ludicrous. My favourite TV movie is probably the one where Fred Savage plays a flaming nutjob who beats Candace Cameron to death. Soon, people begin to look at Cameron as a hottie, so Savage makes her dress down, like a tomboy.
All jocks are closet homosexuals.