Virginity can be cured. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
This won't hurt, I promise. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.