It's time to be men and play like men and win some games. That is the theme of Camp Muser 2000, and that is exactly what you want to hear. There are no more moral victories. It's not enough this season to run out ground balls or slide hard into second base. It's time for the Royals to win games.
Jobs are on the line.
Reputations are on the line. Last year's spring training was so much fun because it was, well, so much fun. It was a bunch of crazy kids and a bunch of shaky veterans running around like looney birds, crashing into walls, sliding into their lockers, breaking up double plays at the Perkins across the street. It was insanity. Those Royals pumped some excitement into Kansas City.