There was a poor girl who worked diligently until the day she met a prince. She falls in love . . . Girl meets boy. Girl loses boy. Girl gets boy.
Girl loses boy again, and so on into the third act.
But it's not. It is great fun. Each crack of them pearly whites brought audible sighs from the audience. Ditto Cranky's reaction to Michelle Pfeiffer . Pfeiffer plays Sally Atwater of Reno, Nevada.