Andy, Wheel and a couple of others are having their usual Spring trip to England's South-West. I hear you say.
Folks is funny.
These days they charge you a packet just to park there. Don't bother, I say. I know the Channel Islands are further south. As luck would have it, there's a good metre of swell when the crew arrive, giving head-high surf, and a light offshore. You must be bloody joking, well at least for 10 months of the year.