The well-oiled nut behind the steering wheel is the most unreliable part of the car. A bachelor is a man who has failed to embrace his opportunities. A friend is one who knows all about you, and loves you just the same. Some people have difficulty in counting calories, and they have figures to prove it. We are all cast in the same mould, some being mouldier than others.
Friendship is the one bright light, that keeps on burning day and night.
The ideal husband is one who washes up when asked, and dries up, when told. No road is long with good company. A cure for vandalism. Not all men are fools, Some are bachelors. A wife is a great consolation to a man in all the troubles a bachelor never has.