All that remains is for Sanders to decide if he wants his new name to be Dezion, Denion, Derion, or Dekion. He'll be distracted and dissatisfied but strangely grateful for the offer. Eagles win . The Divine Miss Jones keeps having a Venn diagram nightmare in which she can't tell if there's any overlap between Bart Starr and Ken Starr. Better play it safe.
Lions win .
I explained in Week 3 how St. Gall, in addition to being the patron saint of birds and bird handlers, also commanded bears to run errands for him, like fetching firewood and making sandwiches, and they would do it. I'm assuming this also applies to unicycle-riding bears in tutus. Saints win . Granted, anything is better than the aerodynamic block letters the Giants used for years. Falcons win .