Virginity can be cured. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics. One good turn gets most of the blankets.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you. What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick. It is better to be looked over than overlooked. President Lyndon B. Johnson and the First Lady were holding a splashy state dinner at the Whitehouse. Important Americans as well as dignitaries from all over the world were in attendance.