No, we don't have any furniture, here. No shoes is one floor down. Doctor, Doctor - I have a problem. Sounds like you have a severe case of Tom Jones Syndrome. Well, it's not unusual.
Duck asks the same question.
No, this is a bar. The bartender loses it. Listen, we don't have any grapes. Now get out of here. And if you come back again, I'll take a hammer and nails and nail your friggin' webbed feet to the floor.