Kitties can be left at home for three days without leaving a sink full of dirty dishes. Kitties don't read your e-mail when you are gone. Kitties don't tear apart the kitchen looking for pot holders that are hanging on the wall. Kitties never charge 976-SEXX numbers to your home phone. Kitties won't forget to take your libary books back, and ride around with them for 3 months.
Kitties clean out the microwave when they use it.
Kitties never download porn pics on to your computer, then act as if they didn't do it. When kitties have an accident on the carpet they don't blame a man or you. Kitties never hit you out of anger. Kitties never volunteer to make dinner, then forget. Kitties don't compare paychecks to see who makes more, then pout when they find out.