This is easier said than done. For, it seems to me that what Satya has written tickles the funnybone of many normal fallible, but not necessarily evil, humans involved in cohabitation.
Any cohabitative relation involves compromises.
The trick of course is to be discriminating in the compromises one makes. Indeed, to have no necessity at all for the sorts of compromises and gimmcks that Satya was spoofing about, you need unions between two perfectly matched dominoe pieces rather than foible humans. Thank God, humans come in many more varieties than this, necessitating compromises of one sort or another.