Beer is good food.
By Santa Wally My evening of Santa was delayed when I got a call from Santa Tittyfuck explaining how her sled got towed. It seems that in a moment of confusion Santa accidentally parked in a handicap parking spot. Since Santa was working on the Seattle Sketch Comedy Festival and needed her sled, I graciously offered to help her out. I was currently helping another Santa print up a booklet on her recently deceased grandmother. Sometimes you need to help those less fortunate which is what Santa is all about.