Urinating into a bottle without spilling while sitting down is a skill I plan to tackle shortly. I tried to skip a grade once and urinate into a bottle without spilling while sitting down in a moving car . It didn't go well. Actually now that I think about it, that was a can, not a bottle, so it doesn't really have any bearing on the current situation. Apples and oranges.
Language is an odd thing.
But be careful not to do permanent damage. In other words, if someone pulls out another cig, pops it into their mouth and then makes the solemn vow that its the last one, they're full of shit. Shit like tar and smoke and cancer. I swear on this next cigarette that that will never happen. I'm no barbarian.