You ever asked the widow for her phone number at the funeral home. Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. The belief that when You die, Your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
Life's a bitch, and life's got lots of sisters.
I'm a clown. That's my sole mechanism of defense. Very few people will go out of their way to punish a clown. Never lick a gift horse in the mouth. All that glitters has a high refractive index.