Dear God, Whoops, its me again. I figure if I'm still here then that's the way You want it, so I'll keep writing to You. Well, You know who the boss is, so You gotta go. Please watch over all of us today and take care of the people I'm not too happy with, which right now includes the woman who is bugging me. She is going to get a fat lip to match my belly any minute.
Life is good.