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Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement.
A stitch in time saves embarrasing exposure. Never play cat and mouse games if you're a mouse. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. When dogs leap onto your bed, it's because they adore being with you. When cats leap onto your bed, it's because they adore your bed.