The world does not revolve on an axis. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. Don't do it if you can't keep it up. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
Luigi comes to America and succeeds in becoming a millionaire. So he has his picture taken in the nude, in the buff, naked. He cuts the picture in half. I'm gonna send the top half to my Mamma, and the bottom half to my girlfriend. His mother on the other hand receives her letter and bottom portion of the nude photo.