Seeing Puss tumble around in that glass window, little bubbles coming from her mouth - that's comedy. I doubt it. I can hardly believe this is being done for the greater mirth of all Americans. No, this is done to further the cause of bureaucracy in America. Now, I might mention, at this point, that carbon dioxide is a green house gas.
Bureaucrats emit it, just as they hog the oxygen.
If bureaucrats with dreams of swirling kittens were to all stop breathing, we would all be a bit better off. Following this logic, I first came to the conclusion that federal bureaucrats had succeeded in circumventing the laws of thermodynamics. They actually produce more hot air than they take in. Alas, like all dreamers of perpetual motion, I had forgotten to account for the underlying fuel source - currency. As it turns out, your average bureaucrat takes in a modicum of hot air, burns a huge amount of currency, and converts some small part of this into more useless hot air.