I plan on living forever. So far, so good. A day without sunshine is like night. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Age doesn't always bring wisdom, Sometimes age comes alone. Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show. Never be afraid to try something new. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.