Yes, it is a conspiracy, and yes, they are watching you. Today, a conflict will arise in your love life and you will have two choices on how to resolve it. First, armed only with a cheap lighter and a steel wool jacket, you must travel on foot through treacherous terrain to reach the mountains of Tibet. You find your sex life just isn't what it used to be. There is a new remedy out on the market that you don't need a prescription for.
Life is great.
It feels so good to live in a free country. Do that thing you've been waiting so long to finally do. However, don't get mad at me when they slam your ass in a state penitentiary. Leo July 23 - Aug. 22 Head on over to the Plaza today for lunch. Convince a hippie that your can of Lysol is the latest in aerosol drug technology.