Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later. At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer, you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. I'll go find out what they want. Computer hackers do it all night long.
Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.
I wish life had an UNDO function. While U Wait 665.9238429876 - Number of the Pentium Beast Linux renders ships, NT is rendering ships useless. I feel like a genocidal maniac when emacs asks me if I want to kill 10789 characters. I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife. My software never has bugs.