Every parrot has six jobs.
Six jobs that it takes very seriously. Six jobs that must be attended to every day. The enlightened keeper likewise takes these parrot responsibilities seriously, and provides ample opportunities for each particular duty to be fulfilled throughout the day. The keeper who has not the time, energy or patience to provide for the parrot to fulfill its responsibilities will be severely rebuked by the bird in due course. The unenlightened keeper will then blame the bird for the consequences.