I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. Never mess up an apology with an excuse. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. If you drink, don't park.
Accidents cause people.
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.