No worry about our trooper's radar, no fees or fines when citations due. F latlanders seem to bother old Jake Crummin, owns the dairy farm right down the road. Just re-did the place with indoor plum'n, got a brand new bathtub and porcelain commode. N ow he spends the best part of the mornin, sit'n for his relaxation and restitution. Do'in plenty of read'n and plenty of think'n, says it's the preamble to his constitution.
M arge down at the dry goods store, is now open twenty-four hours a day.
Bought into a franchise called Store 24, open on weekends and every holiday. Make'n your frozen tongue turn red, give'n your head cranial squeezens. T he Italian restaurant plays Pavarotti, Mario Lanza and the Great Caruso. Gino makes the best manicotti, served fine with a red Lombrusco. Yee Gardens is open 'til the wee hour, Buffet is nice at a reasonable price.