Has his leadership blatantly usurped by the others. Tries to be solemn and ends up sounding like Keanu Reeves. Gets maimed, blinded, crippled, etc. Crosses his arms and leans against something. Hair flops into eyes while in full armor.
Hair defies gravity, weather, or large amounts of water.
Chooses an inopportune time to meditate. Displays any noticeable personality whatsoever. Any of our boys get all teary-eyed. An unrealistic number of ronins are crammed into the backseat of Mia's jeep. Any of our boys get stepped on, literally.