I remember reading your response to a reader during your mailbag days, that instead of trying to pick up the game of golf, he should start using cocaine as it would be less costly and less addictive. After playing for about eight years, I am ready for a dime bag. I am playing the worst golf I have ever played. The game is not fun anymore. N.J. If I'm not mistaken, I suggested heroin, not cocaine, but those days are a bit, well, hazy.
Golf is hard.
Now, I do have a thought on how you might break out of your slump. I was talking to Jerry Kelly, the late-blooming veteran who completely rebuilt his swing three years ago. This would allow him to be aggressive, make birdies, experience the cool sensation of driving par-4s, etc. Your buddies may give you a little grief, so either play alone for a while or talk them into joining you. Could be what you need.