Tell them it was Confucius. After all, he is the philosopher who taught us all of the Ancient Chinese Secrets. I used this example the other day. I believe it was Confucius who said, How many roads must a man walk down before he stops and asks for directions. Later on during dinner, I made another folly when I informed her that I thought the milk was spoiled because I could taste lumps.
Guys know how to cook.
Yeah, we really do. But it is just too much effort to make a meal for only one person. Cut the plastic around the chicken and the brownie. Place in the oven at 350 degrees and cook for 30-35 minutes. I recently had a class where I learned all about extreme temperatures.