I'm not a perfectionist - but my parents were. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. The older you get, the better you realize you were.
Light travels faster than sound, that is why some people appear bright until they talk.
Bar none - The most wonderful smell in the world is puppy breath. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. 15.Women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. Old age is when you still lhave something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.