You see, men who date have to lie. Part of the reason is that women force men to lie. An attractive woman comes down the street, and a man better say she's ugly and full of cellulite, or face the wrath of the dreaded Gucci handbag on the head. But beyond the faults women might have, men don't always have to lie. Yet they do as instinctively as they grab their privates on an hourly basis.
Lies just shoot out of men's mouths with the ferocity of a machine gun.
These lies are often at the tip of their tongues, ready for any situation, and often so full of holes that they make Swiss cheese look like a water dam. Before she even had time to ask what was going on, the internal alarm inside of her boyfriend's head had concocted a story and spat it out. His is a classic. He basically said that he was masturbating and decided to put on a condom so he can have anal sex with himself. More likely though, he figured the effort necessary to lie would be less than getting up from the couch, picking up the used condoms and putting them in the trash.