Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5 minute response time. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
The mind of a six year old is wonderful. One day, the first grade teacher was reading the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.