It's time for Texans to fight back. Take a look at these Grey guys. No wonder they only abduct New Agers, and molest poor, defenseless creatures like cattle. All they want of us is the rectums and lips of our cattle. All we get in return is lecturing on the importance of living Green.
Grey aliens are such nitwits.
And to top it all off, they're illegal aliens. They never bothered to check in at the local INS office. We can take these Greys. We can take them down quicker than a Chevy Suburban taking down an armadillo at night on Highway 90. We've got pretty open laws here in Texas about protecting our property against intruders.