BBC Sport Online columnist Derek 'Robbo' Robson likens the current situation between Spurs and Southampton to a playground dispute in his weekly rant.
Every team is at it.
And don't doubt that Nasser and the lads would do the same - they'd be mad not to. It's almost become the most creative part of Test cricket. So here are some guaranteed ways to fill up time in the middle doing anything but playing cricket. The first time ball hits bat it will split again and you can send out for another. Don't be put off when the umpire suggests you won't see anything when the sight screen is at deep mid-wicket.