Sick old ladies eat dogs, uncooked, whole. Tranqulizers are injected into undead through the nose or eye. Zombies can get knocked up. Never inject zombies with animal stimulants. An animated pile of intestines should not, repeat not, fart.
Gardening tools are very effective against zombies, as are lawn gnomes.
Massive carnage is an aphrodisiac. 22 mins-These two really need to learn how to kiss, that's nasty. Now that is an ugly kid. All original content is 1998 - 2001 by its respective author, usually Andrew Borntreger. Image, video, and audio files are used in accordance with the Fair Use Law and are property of the film copyright owners.