Being that this is almost the last column of my career, I feel that I should share the secrets to becoming a columnist. If you happen to hate The Road Less Traveled, which is quite possible, please reverse everything I say to end up with the correct writing procedure. Pick something thoughtful, yet not too pretentious. Do not tie yourself into a particular writing style. The Road Not Taken.
Ladies love a poet.
And if your writing sucks, the least you can do is find a date. I reply yes. If you haven t noticed, Hartwick is a land of gossip use that to your advantage. If you ever leave room for interpretation your column will end up with many different meanings. This can make you seem very intelligent when really you are really just a jackass.