If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer. Don't squat with your spurs on. Some days you are the bug, and some days you are the windshield.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and bad experience generally comes from bad judgment.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. A closed mouth gathers no foot. Duct tape is a lot like the force - it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. There are two types of people in this world - those who think that there are two types of people in this world, and those who know it ain't so. Generally speaking, you don't learn much while your mouth is moving.