It's your dirty little secret, and you feel really, really ashamed. You harbor a hidden passion for Martha Stewart.
Favorite sections abound, parodying one of life's almost perfectly perceived people.
This site will take you through Martha's day, as she wakes up at 3 a.m., eats, works out, and so on and so on and so on and so on. The Martha Stewart museum houses some masterpieces, like the Mona Martha. For a modern twist, watch Martha shake it. The news section boasts Martha as the newest Spice Girl, Wasabi Spice. Strangely, I don't remember that episode.