I don't have access to postage, so I can't send anything. I agree that it's commendable. I don't have the proper anatomy to reproduce. I guess I need a needle and some thread. There's no bad blood on my part.
Any bad stuff is water under the bridge.
In cold weather the tape does chafe, and the watch can get a little chilly, but because I have no thumbs I need the tape and watch to make a fashion statement. Metaphorically, it says, time strangles us all. My favourites are the bribes one and the Christmas one. I could write it too. I have expected to see you and him hangin out, munching on a pizza.