It is an invisible, odorless, weightless beast. The only reason that I believe in it, is because, whatever it is, it works the same way every time. If the beast ever decides to change a little, electrical devices would cease working. This would mean a lot of business for me. Oh yeah, the universe would implode, bad for business.
Magic is impossible.
I am bored. If the Devil exists, so does God. As a young Christian I was taught that pagans, atheists, and Satanists were basically the same thing. I hated Satan. I wanted to meet him so I could spit in his face.