The toilet becomes your emergency intestinal outlet receptacle. We'll be right back to chucking up after a brief Diarrheal Diversion. Flush and put the seat down. Standard wisdom has it that Southern Storms should happen once each day. When this doesn't happen, it's either diarrhea or constipation.
Floaters are the best form.
If you up-chuck lying down, you could choke on your vomitus debrisit's probably unpleasant to choke to death. A huge amount of vomiting is caused just from nausea-type reactions to offensive smells. There are lots of other ways to outwit the nauseating offender. And be able to deflect a hurl or two. It's really cool to be in control of nasty body problems.