We like to start fights. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys. It's good to be sensitive sometimes. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
Fashion police do exist.
We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times. No matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.