My girlfriend's weird. I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. My buddy got busted for counterfeiting. He was making pennies. They caught him because he was putting the heads and tails on the wrong sides.
Hermits have no peer pressure.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot. Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers . . . Because if they had four doors they'd be a chicken sedans. My wife's cooking is so bad that we pray after we eat.