Lastly, brewing companies as far as Germany are suffering as a result of the lessened need for twenty kegs per fraternity per night. The beer distributors in Schenectady are going out of business, which may lead to a complete deterioration of the beautiful and booming city. So, in response to the disastrous state of the college, I have formulated a solution that I do believe will satisfy the problem and allow the students to continue their education in a sophisticated manner. I therefore propose that we introduce new classes and activities that will benefit the students education. In the real world, there is no need to know the fundamentals of Calculus, Philosophy, or even History.
College is to prepare for the future.
The content of these classes would provide more beneficial information long term. Students should not be forced to take intro classes in order to obtain a broad education of something they will never experience. Instead, classes like Intro to Hooking Up should be recommended so that the students can then experience the field first hand. For Seniors, the college needs to offer Hazing Theory so that the incoming Freshman can be hazed properly. However, the Freshman will not be at a complete disadvantage because instead of Freshman Orientation, they will attend Hazing Orientation, which will include seminars and discussions on the art of hazing.