Human children have memories slightly longer than the radioactive half-life of plutonium. Dogs do not outgrow their clothing. Dogs don t care what their dogfriends are wearing this year. Year after year, that rumpled doggie sweater can be yanked out of storage to annoy them. This is why the doggie fashion industry is rather limited.
Dogs don t bring their friends home, have slumber parties, or date.
You will never stay up all night baking cupcakes for their classmates or spend weekends entertaining their scout troop. Dogs seldom drive your car. Ultimately, your car keys are much more interesting to a dog than the vehicle itself. Dogs never choose music or lifestyles you find objectionable. They seldom fall in with bad company or experiment with drugs.