Film is forever.
Oh, yeah, and the big joke is that the director's name is Alan Smithee, the pseudonym used by the Director's Guild when a director wants his name removed from a project. Like this one. Ladies and gentlemen, that's as good as the jokes in this mess get. Perhaps Eszterhas should've attempted another serious study of the human condition, an effort that would've surely resulted in another laughfest. For those of you that suffer through this, well, garbage, you have my unyielding sympathy.