A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle. I wish the buck stopped here. It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.