Rear wheel drive. When your car has a doorbell. When you have to specify which backseat. It looks like the A-Team Van. You bought your windshield from Home Depot.
Floor switch for high beams.
Your tires are taller than most Japanese men. Your car is so wide that your passenger uses an intercom to talk to you. Full Size Speakers cause deafness to small woodland creatures. Your battery is a backup power source for New York. You've never looked before merging onto I-95. 28.