When you agree to do a tour of a federal agency be forewarned that you are tacitly agreeing to be subjected to intense government propaganda. In the case of the FBI tour that means enduring frequent lectures on the dangers of drug use. Just Say No lectures. Len Bias died from trying cocaine just once. Drugs make you crazy.
Drugs are for losers.
Don't do drugs. We'd like to follow up on these kids in twenty years and see how many of the drugs on display they've actually tried. Still, if you can overlook the boorish propaganda and the cheesy out of date exhibits, the FBI tour isn't all that bad. Since the nation spent an entire year absorbed in the tawdry shenanigans of the First Intern, it seems fitting to pay homage to her on a whirlwind tour of our Nation's Capital. Without the VIP status, you can still see the Northwest gate , where Monica allegedly threw a huge hissy fit when she couldn't get in to see the Commander in Briefs, who, as you remember, was entertaining the beautiful and bodacious Eleanor Mondale at the time.