Now tell the truth. They are confusing and worded for some group of people beside me. I've never had a problem doing this. Which brings me to my observation of the week. I've noted that many folk join the church on a similar pattern.
Churches have lengthy statements of doctrine which new members supposedly agree to when they join.
But most new members can hardly tell any difference from one denomination to another. They move from reformed churches to Methodist churches barely noticing any difference, other than worship styles. Revision suggestions invited. May be duplicated for free distribution provided these lines are included.