You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. Change is inevitable except from vending machines. A fool and his money are soon partying.
Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. But it CAN rent a very close imitation. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of loan repayments. Raise my hands. Chastity is curable, if detected early.