Well, all da pages dat were stuck togever after me mate Dave kept spillin is coffee on dem. I think I know what you mean Ali. Boys will be boys. No, not at all. I'm quite flattered actually.
E is mingin.
Anyway, in one a dem pictures you is gettin it from behind by dat Vanilla Ice. Me mate Dave reckoned you was takin it up da as, but me Julie says dat you is too classy for dat. I wasn't taking it in either orifice. No, it was just a photograph. Nothing was going on.