If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices. You can write your name in the snow. Everything on your face gets to stay its original color. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president.
Flowers fix everything.
You never have to worry about other people's feelings. Three pairs of shoes is more than enough. Foreplay is optional. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.