Disregard the fact that I haven't written a single book in my life. This is Channel 9's chance to claim back the audio component of its broadcast from ABC Radio. Never Satisfied lacks drama, because you're almost always telling us how hunky-dory everything is. I'm willing to take, and one not half as great as batting against the West Indies 15 years ago was. You've probably forgotten it.
Fear turns pages.
And with fear you must combine loathing. Sri Lanka, and more precisely, Arjuna Ranatunga, isn't the epitome of good-blokiness. The moment the Australian cricket team take the field, their opponents become the public enemy. Loathing licks the thumb of fear and turns the page. Tell the story.