The latest computer related newspapers will also be available. For members who have signed out periodicals, just a reminder to return them so that others may benefit from them. The following material will outline an engineers position regarding dating and social life situations. Dating is never easy for engineers. A normal person will employ various indirect and duplicitous methods to create a false impression of attractiveness.
Engineers are incapable of placing appearance above function.
Fortunately, engineers have an ace in the hole. While it is true that many normal people would prefer not to date an engineer, most normal people harbour an intense desire to mate with them, thus producing engineer-like children who will have high paying jobs long before losing their virginity. Male engineers reach their peak of sexual attractiveness later than normal men becoming irresistible erotic dynamos in their mid thirties to late forties. Female engineers become irresistible at the age of consent and remain that way until about thirty minutes after death. Longer if it is a warm day.