This article a perfect opportunity to take a look at the vaunted Gauchoholic Platform. Football is a good start. Take the hint. A.S. already proved they can't produce on this one.
Football is the logical alternative, obviously.
And broken campaign promises before taking office. Yes sir, the Jockoholics are off to a fine start. Just when you thought A.S. couldn't get any dumber, they join forces with a fraternity and truly plunge the depths of meathead stupidity. Think about how you and your fellow Isla Vistans spend Saturday afternoon. If you're like me, you're drinking again and smoking bowls to stave off Friday's hangover.