As hard as it may be to believe, fruitcake can be quite expensive. You might want to give this only to people with good healthcare plans. Gentile children believe that their Christmas toys are delivered on Christmas Eve by a morbidly obese man who flies through the night sky in a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer. Anyway, they like to pretend this bulging Good Samaritan and his antlered cohorts actually exist, so any little china or plastic Santa or reindeer figurine would absolutely delight. There are also Santa potholders, Santa drinking glasses, Santa socks, Santa towels, Santa candles, Santa toaster covers and Santa toilet paper.
Gentiles severely injure themselves trying to cut bagels.
When the inherently delicious nature of bagels brought about crossover sales into the goyishe market, there should have been a Federal law enacted that required a label on each individual bagel forbidding the goyim from attempting to slice them with a knife. But there wasn't, and this oversight has resulted in hundreds of thousands of injuries annually to Gentiles attempting to slice bagels with sharp knives. Finally, a kind Jewish doctor from New York came up with a plastic device which would allow the Gentile to simply place a bagel in a plastic holder and slide the knife down through a slot to slice the bagel. These devices can be purchased for a few dollars at any kitchen supply store, and it would be a mitzvah to give them to Christians as Christmas presents before they cut all of their fingers off. We think the above should give you some good ideas on the appropriate types of gifts to bestow upon your own collection of goyim.