The dang cattle rustlin' varmints. Those mysterious Grey aliens. After traveling millions of light years, the first thing they do when they get here is molest our cattle . They possess the knowledge of interstellar spaceflight.
Greys are special aliens, alright.
Mean skeptics contend that certain ranchers sometimes can't collect insurance money on cows that die from disease or predators, so they've concocted the mystery over they years. These mean skeptics also contend that scavengers like ants, beetles and vultures go for the softest dead tissue first, like the eyes, lips and rectum, because those parts are the easiest to get to. And to top it off, these mean skeptics say that the mysterious dried white substance found on the mutilated cow is nothing more than dried vulture poop. Scientists just get in the way of things, and are probably part of the Secret UFO Conspiracy that wants to keep us from knowing the truth. It's time for Texans to fight back.