I don't know if you have allready heard this one or not. The loan officeres name is Patty Black. Patty ask Mr. Frog if she could help him Mr. I'd like a loan Patty ask the frog for calateral the frog dosent know what she means patty tells him that the bank needs something of his to secure repayment of the loan.
Frog hoppes home to look around.
He finds a little figuring and takes it back to Patty at the bank. Will this work asked Mr. Frog Patty unsure takes the figuring to manager. The manager looks at the figuring and then at Mr.frog. Hope this ones new to you.