A friend won't tell you how to drive, no matter how white your knuckles get. Friends love to give you surprise parties - even when you know what they're up to. A friend is the only person who can make you laugh after a broken romance. Eating out with a friend takes at least three hours. Friends can be more patient with your kids than you can.
Friends know there is no such thing as constructive criticism.
There is no bigger grin than that of a friend with good news. When you ask a friend where they want to go to dinner, they'll choose your favorite restaurant. A friend knows where your panic button is, but never pushes it. Friends can tell the truth without hurting you. Friends take very good care of your hopes and dreams.