A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. If you must choose between two evils pick the one you've never tried before. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
If you look like your passport picture you probably need the trip. Always yield to temptation because it may not pass your way again. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.