We must act before the rising market share of other competitors in the fast-changing economy takes care of these things for us naturally. One new chain will have no employees to assist shoppers in the clothing, home furnishings or electronics departments. The other chain will have no employees to assist shoppers in all other departments.
Critics call the idea dangerously radical.
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