If you think that no one cares that you're alive, try missing a few car payments. It is axiomatic that even the strongest of men will fall before a pygmy with a submachine gun. It is better to be envied than to be consoled. It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money. Knowledge can cure ignorance, but intelligence cannot cure stupidity.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Never embezzle more than your employer can afford. Ninety percent of the time they are right, and the other ten percent they are pleasantly surprised. Support your local bloodhound. The best way to save face is to keep the lower half closed. The bigger they are, the harder they punch.