Sharon Stone is a Greek Muse. She's a schizophrenic with a personality disorder. But Albert does get his film made at the end. A great cast and a great idea becomes a waste of 2 hours. Tom Waits sleepwalks through his role as the non-lethal weapons supplier of The Bowler, The Spleen, The Shoveller and others.
Every decent joke is in the trailer.
George Wendt is a fag. Dildo ruins his girlfriend's chances to go to Brown. Until he gets her back in. Alec Baldwin is great for the 8 lines he has. Oh, it blew, but it was far from perfect.