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From these it has become clear that some users may encounter difficulties arising from unfamiliarity with the scripting syntax. Try obvious polite keywords such as 'hello', 'hi', 'good morning', etc. Incorrect login attempts such as 'hey you' are likely to lock up the interface indefinately. The required terminator to action requests is 'please'. The parser does not deal well with other forms, such as threats, demands, orders, and fast talking.