It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.