They are independent, don't listen, don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they only want to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. Men are like economy. No longer needed. Got married last weekend.
Husband knows everything.
Since I found it in our bed. Now, Doc, I can take it. Okay, Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife. Real Men never suffer from premature ejaculation Their wives do. By sitting down before the last guy gets up.