Everybody was circumcised. He was born in France, where they don't do the operation. When he got here he wanted to feel like a normal American. Circumcision would be illegal if we paid attention to the Fifth and 14th amendments. I felt like I was on a roll, so I called Rebecca next.
Circumcised pricks are much cuter.
Female Circumcision was outlawed in 1995 by the Female Genital Mutilation Act. I have to circumcise my son. We're going to have a bris. The Jewish ceremony. Rebecca, I'll call you back.