The Bitter Taste of Wax by Chris Ullsperger Probably most people reading this have at one time or another tasted their ear wax. The answer to the obvious question is bitter.
Ear wax tastes bitter.
My 7th grade science teacher, Mr. Goldsmith, actually tasted his own ear wax one class period, for demonstration purposes, and came up with the same conclusion. Bitter as acorn meat. Thankfully, the center is Moog- flavored, and it doesn't take very many notes to get there. And so the future is ushered in, marching to the pulsating rhythm of a beautifully flanged guitar. Okay, back to the ear wax thing.