So he drove on to Miami. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. A criminal recently stole a toilet from the local police station. The police had nothing to go on. No one is sicker than he who is sick on his day off.
Horse walks into a bar.
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