I've been dilberted again. My boss just revised the specs for the fourth time this week. Ego surfing scanning the Net, databases, print media, and so on, looking for references to one's own name. 404 someone who's clueless. A popular pastime at conferences and early-morning meetings.
Idea hamsters people who always seem to have their idea generators running.
Link Rot the process by which links on a Web page became obsolete as the sites they're connected to change location or die. Ohnosecond that minuscule fraction of time in which you realize you've just made a big mistake. The new guy, John, is great. Prairie dogging something loud happens in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. Xerox subsidy euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace.