Your bill in the bookstore will almost equal tuition. Labs used to be fun. T.A. used to stand for teaching assistant, now, for terribly articulated. Squirt guns equal stress relief. E-mail becomes your second language.
Frat parties are exactly like they are in the movies.
Ten-page papers used to sound impossible, now they're a Godsend. You never realized so many people are smarter than you. You never realized so many people are dumber than you. Roadtrip whenever possible. Pick up all new lingo.