The humble Blueberry has a 350 MHz G3 processor and a tiny 64 megs of RAM, but it's faster than a speeding bullet. Of course I secretly yearn for the monster G4, but I'd like a Porsche, too, and life ain't perfect. Suffice it to say that I worship the Birkenstocks Steve Jobs walks on water in, though I would have thought that eventuality to be less likely than being kidnapped by pirates and forced to wear voluminous ballgowns on an 18th-Century Louisiana plantation. Plus, of course, I haven't seen that dopey little bomb icon once. So what the hell, gather up your Green Stamps and any soda bottles with deposits on them and go buy yourself an iMac, if you haven't already.
Life is short.