The first is probably the most correct.
Listeners ask some of the dumbest questions.
Below we have selected the cream of the crop and the corresponding answer to the stupid question. Maybe you should write it down and then read it back to see if it makes any sense to you. You know how hard it is to get back-stage. Why don't we write you a check for a couple of million while we're at it so we can really make your day. What is it with you guys on your freaking' birthday.