Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. Dogs never need to examine the relationship. A dog's parents never visit. Dogs love long car trips.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted. Dogs like beer. No dog ever bought a Kenny G, Cher or Barbara Streisand album. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. Dogs don't worry about germs.