The neighbors munch veggies all night, stomp around your lawn, and leave smelly deposits in your bedroom. Some fool always thinks he knows more about warfare than you do. If he outranks you, tough luck. Infantry officers may not grasp the proper use of cavalry. A firefight isn t the place to educate one.
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Replenish as instructed. If necessary, your horse has priority for the corn. Walking a picket line in the dark is highly conducive to bashing one s shin against an iron peg. Use a light. Horses turn rump into the wind.