Family vacations are great.
I got to spend quality time with two teenage children, who love and respect me. My own kids wouldn't be caught dead anywhere near me. So in a way I am biting the hand that feeds me. In fact, at one breakfast when Goofy began sucking on my head as I was eating my scrambled eggs, I flirted with the idea of whipping out a Zippo and setting him on fire. I wouldn't actually set Goofy on fire.