Relays is not a spectator sport. Don't throw your trash in the stands. Someone has to come back and pick it up. Clean up your own messes. Parties are a part of Relays and a part of life.
Every street needs some streakers once in a while.
Keep your drinks in closed containers at all times. Get paint all over yourself. Sometimes being in Lane 4 is better than being in Lane 1. When coated in mud, every member of the volleyball team looks the same. Relays your own experience.