References to real people have been removed or altered. Similarity without satiric intent is unintentional. Sarang, I'd like you to meet my husband, Tom. I have a list. I guess this is the part where you two kiss and that soft, creepy music starts to play.
Guys are handsome, women are 'beautiful'.
Oh, and call me Sarang. We never got around to writing an ending for this episode. It's because of the Writer's Strike. Well, at least that gives us time for a commercial. Well, THAT would explain why I can't afford to pay you.