5.0 Heaven is actually just a room. At least, that's how it seems when you first die. The room is about 18' x 20' and is furnished with a plastic- wrapped green sofa set.
Light seeps through every surface.
The floor is fibrous but doesn't quite feel like carpet and doesn't quite feel like grass. It's cool and invigorating, yet of ambiguous origin. You have to wait here for what seems like five hours. This is where we join Frank Sinatra, who sits on the loveseat, naked, scratching the back of his head. The wall opposite Frank deliquesces to reveal a landscape of mirrored sky.