The kid serving you has grill marks on his forehead. Their Mayor McCheese was caught eating a Burger King Whopper. Blocking drive-thru Wendy's founder Dave Thomas and he's armed.
Manager takes a bite out of every burger to make sure it's okay.
In his photo, employee of the month is holding a mug shot number. You spill vanilla shake and it burns a hole right through your pants. A guy dressed as Ronald McDonald keeps asking to touch your food. We apologize for not sending out A Joke A Day postings as often as usual, our computer is still not working. It needs to be in good working order, and have a modem.