Remember, the first rule of brainstorming is to openly mock the opinions of others. Genetically he may be a dog, but dogbert is no man's best friend. Dig deep enough below his fur, and you'll find a cynical, arrogant conniving little mutt with his paw on the pulse of the absurdity of corporate culture. That's only three hours from now. No point in starting something new.
Lets see what's on the Web.
A poster boy for the corporate disenfranchised, Dilbert will never make it past vice president. In fact, his political innocence will ensure that he'll never make it past the first rung or two on the corporate ladder. A dialogue about maximizing quality productivity would bring about a consensus within the time parameters of our earlier pro-active assessments. He's every employee's worst nightmare. As for stupidity, well, some things are inborn.