Compromise does not mean that we abandon our position in favor of yours. Sports Illustrated is a better magazine than Cosmopolitan. Just accept that. It's in neither your interest nor ours to take the Quiz together. Unless you are willing to follow the careers of Mike Piazza, Teemu Selanne, Shaquille O'Neal, Michael Jordan, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Chris Farley, don't expect us to know what Helen Gurley Brown, Hilary Clinton, Naomi Wolf or your mother are up to.
Golf is a sport, and watching it on TV is a legitimate way to spend a weekend afternoon.
Sex on a weeknight is generally welcome. Three hours of post-coital conversation are not. Dinner out is a pretty good birthday present. No, you can't have the remote control. We do love you.