When our forefathers, the godly Puritans, founded this great Christian country, they didn't give out A's in school to young ladies for knowing how to operate a penis. Instead, the only A any such a harlot could expect to receive was a scarlet one sowed on her pinafore. In fact, I am proud to say that even after 41 years of marriage to my late husband, thanks to chaste Christian lighting, lightning quick reflexes and a righteous 'no,' I still have no idea what one looks like.
Abstinence saves the tart from plunder .
Proscription without discussing sordid details is nothing new in Christian America's efforts to sanitize its population from the unpleasant. It was Mrs. Reagan's refusal to even discuss drugs that made her campaign to eradicate them so completely successful. It is sad to say that this unseemly contact often occurs in public between complete strangers. There is certainly no need for an impressionable young person in school to know such salacious details. When you have Christian values in the classroom, you don't need knowledge.