Explaining our beliefs can be long and tedious. There is one question you will inevitably face. The answer is, of course, yes. But the trick is making your children want to stop celebrating Birthdays and Christmas. Here are a few tips.
Every child instinctively loves birthday parties.
If birthday cake is bad, then birthdays are bad. And believe me, birthday cake with turpentine is bad. They'll be begging to stay eight years old forever. Bad Presents Christmas won't be so joyful when they open up their holly jolly gifts to find live carp. For added trauma, have your kids close their eyes and guess what's inside using only their little hands.