Brass book ends in the shape of Prince Charles' ears. Luggage, a full tank of gas, and a map of the United States. Children searching outside for melted eggs. The Easter Bunny goes into hibernation. Rabbits in general are taken off the endangered species list.
Chocolate becomes one of the four major food groups.
Dan Qualye wonders how Cadbury gets ducks to lay those chocolate Cadbury Easter Eggs. Easter Bunnies are a protected species, Hams really Td off. Santa Clause laughs his ass off, when Peter Rabbit asks for a little help delivering the eggs. Nestley's stock sores 150 points. Companies that make that fake grass you put in your kid's Easter basket are forced to lay off thousands of workers.