I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. I still have most of it. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded. All reports are in.
Life is now officially unfair.
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. It was all so different before everything changed. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.