Midgets are kleptomaniacs and are able to outrun a full grown man who is in top physical condition. Dead bodies do no make comfortable beds. Hard rock groupies should trim their fingernails more often. Cops hate jelly doughnuts. Satan needs to invest in a thesaurus.
Laser weapons have recoil, lot's of it.
Deities do not have very much practice at hand to hand combat. 5 mins - I don't know what this has to do with the movie, but I like it. They probably have herpes or something like that, you are dealing with Satan here. 47 mins - Paul ran just over one mile in five minutes, through city streets. I'm confused, but this is not any drastic change from the last fifty-two minutes.