Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair. Anyone can get a good-looking dog. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. A dog's parents never visit.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
Dogs like beer. No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. Dogs never expect gifts. Dogs don't worry about germs.