What Planners mean when they say . . . When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly, efficiently, and decisively. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing. Do not just believe in miracles, rely on them. Past experience is always true, never be misled by present facts.
Experience is directly proportional to the quantity of paper used or destroyed.
A computer might help with most problems, if it doesn't, a hammer will. Vast quantities of paperwork are useful, they indicate that you have been doing something. The probability of an event occurring is in inverse proportion to its desirability. No matter what happens, there is always some smart ass who believes that it happened according to their plan. No new plan is a complete failure, it can always be used as a bad example.