Never volunteer for anything. Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment. Never invest in anything that eats. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. Never ask a salesperson if it is a good price.
Logic can never decide what is possible or impossible.
If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost. One child is not enough, but two children are far too many. Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough conferences are held to discuss it. To err is human, but it feels divine. Every organization has an allotted number of positions to be filled by misfits.