No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that . . . And all the neat curtains are drawn with care, The little black cat with bright green eyes Is suddenly purring there. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful.
Cats are mean for the fun of it.
There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. A cat is a cat's best friend. Cows love you . . .