Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Middle age is when broadness of mind and narrowness of waist change places.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.