They never question where you've been when you're late. Dogs feel guilt when they have done anything wrong, and they have an uncanny way of making you forgive them soon after. Dogs don't brag about whom or how many they have slept with. You'll never feel threatened by past relationships. They don't criticize your friends or family.
Dogs are never too busy to sit and talk.
Dogs don't have somewhere else to be. When they're jealous they admit it brazenly. They are very forward about wanting to go out. If you choose a video they won't care what it is as long as you're together. You're intelligence is not a threat.