My first girlfriend and I broke up because she said that we were too good of friends to date anymore. That was interesting. Apparently, girls want to date guys who are their bitter enemies. I figured if I killed her cat, she'd hate me and we could date again. The restraining order ended a while ago, but she still seems distraught over the untimely demise of Mr. Buttons.
Girls are weird.
The best place to find someone on campus is one of the bars. You'd think people would figure this out. However, there are always some girls who get angry when they get approached in the bar. Hello, you're in a bar. If you didn't want to see any guys, go to the library or something.