No, because I got my education in a real school instead of in some backwoods operation taught by an alligator school marm. First of all, it beats the nine million useless corn-filled states hands down. Nebraska, Ohio and the Dakotas all ensure that the United States is in constant supply of Wheaties, Lucky Charms and Grape Nuts. Thanks for the favor. They have vegetables.
First graders grow vegetables in little cups on window ledges daily.
I don't know if that's such a remarkable feat for a state to pride itself on. New Jerseyans, on the other hand, usually prefer to harp on their more significant contributions to society such as the light bulb. If you want superficial tourist attractions, we've got them up the Pine Barrens. Those tourists are our minions. And we don't have simple beaches.