If you're not 21, tough, no dinking for you. Ok, I found it. That's not quite as dramatic. Because New Hampshire is 'The Granite State,' which is different from the motto. You could have at least picked an interesting bird.
Gulls are cacophonous and dirty.
Although they do rule. Lay it on me. That's not so cool. I suspect the story is exaggerated anyway. But it's a cool story.