They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce. I've dealt with many crises in my life, but few will ever happen. It is amazing what little harm doctors do when one considers all the opportunity they have. My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.