The Wyoming Standard Can of Beer is 20 minutes. Depending on the quality of the beer and the leadfootedness of the driver. Time is subjective out here. Folks show up when they do. Except for the Volunteer Fire Departments.
Flower is the sagebrush.
Tree is the fence post. Mammal is the jackalope. Bird is the plastic grocery bag. Dinosaur is the Republican Party . In Wyoming, Bill Clinton is so unpopular he couldn't get a job as a cattle guard.