Public toilets are large, well-lit and are so clean you could perform surgery in them. Hackers always wear glasses and type like hellbent maniacs. If there is a house fire, the dog always manages to escape. Mothers are under the age of thirty-five. Eighty percent of the time, the bad guy has an English accent or is part of a splinter faction from Saudia Arabia.
Drugs dealers are always sober and self-controlled, despite their trade.
Heroes will always kick down doors, even if they are unlocked. Everyone has an unlimited wardrobe and will wear a different item of clothing everyday, no matter how poor they might be. Policemen always shoot first and say freeze afterwards. Heroes are incapable of bleeding or feeling pain, especially in hand to hand combat. Stairs are always a faster option as opposed to an elevator.