Feathers in your hair are not a fashion statement. You buy more baby food than anyone else in town, and you don't have any children. You buy cat food by the case and you don't own a cat. Your linen closet contains more than five heating pads. You know what happens when you try to thaw a mouse in the microwave.
Friends arrive for dinner and bring road kills that they picked up on the way over.
Let me give you a hand. Overnight guests cannot stay in the guestrooms because there are ducklings in the tubs and incubators in the rooms. Oh well there goes your sleep. Please contact Thomas Rudge with questions and comments about this site.