It is a humorous and irreverent look at some of the contentious issues prevalent in Northern Ireland. These are serious issues, but it is part of the Northern Ireland coping mechanism to be able to joke about these issues also. The alphabet is tongue-in cheek and provides an explanation of the important use of language in Northern Ireland. B is for baseball bats - despite possessing only one active baseball team, sales are booming in what has become the chicest accessory for any self respecting paramilitary in Northern Ireland. C is for crack or craic as Northern Irelanders say when propositioning some frightened looking American tourist to have some fun.
E is for England , one of the North's few unifying factors.
F is for Fenian , derogatory term for Catholic. See England H is the most dangerous letter in the Northern Ireland alphabet. Catholics supposedly say haitch , when Protestants say aitch . There may not be any scientific evidence for this trait but bigots can't even spell scientific - so, depending on how you say it, H can get you a right kicking. Both horribly wrong off the mark, just expensive and bored with Northern politics.