With the fall and winter holidays fast approaching, we must give some serious thought to coughing up a little something at Christmas for our Gentile friends and acquaintances. Obviously, Gentiles go about things a little differently than we do.
Gentiles eat pork.
You can't go wrong with a nice canned ham. Dollar stores are found in strip malls in every goyishe neighborhood in the country and are notable for being exactly identical in every detail. Brillo pad holders. Gentiles love snow on December 24 or 25. Starting around December 1, Gentiles start telling each other how nice it would be to have snow for the 25th.