Film is forever.
What makes this half-hearted yawner such a total disappointment is that there IS some talent at work on both sides of the camera. Spiegel worked on the original EVIL DEAD, an influence that rears its ugly head during the vampire death effects that pepper the final 30 minutes. Too bad he's asked to stand around, look confused and get tossed into the nearest wall, pole, car, etc. Luckily I wasn't expecting much more, so I guess I can't bitch. However, pity the poor Gonster who rented it on the mistaken belief that chunky '90210' vixen Tiffany Amber-Thiesen was a featured star.