You probably won't believe them even after you read them, but you should. These secrets consist of a few theories that my friends and I have come up with. They aren't imaginary, we didn't make them up, but nothing is a law, and so we call them theories. Here's the first one. You won't believe it, but it's true.
Guys only make friends with girls they want to have sex with.
Here's a little proof. I have never seen it, ever. The only exception is if you meet the girlfriend of one of your friends. Then you will forever look upon that girl as only a friend, unless you're a really unscrupulous bastard, and there are a lot of those guys out there. Ladies you have to watch out for a guy that has a lot of friends that are girls.