Then Yahweh decides to make a woman to go with the man. But this set-up in Eden is Yahweh's own little experiment, and will unfold to its own separate destiny. So Yahweh God made the man fall into a deep sleep. And while he slept, he took one of his ribs and enclosed it in flesh. Yahweh God built the rib he had taken from the man into a woman, and brought her to the man.
Man gives birth to woman.
Sure he does. But that's the way the story is told here. Now this next part is where it starts to get interesting. The serpent was the most subtle of all the wild beasts that Yahweh God had made. But of the fruit of the tree in the middle of the garden God said, 'You must not eat it, nor touch it, under pain of death.