The rule for today Touch my tail, I shred your hand. My small cardboard box. You cannot see me if I can just hide my head Terrible battle. I fought for hours. I want to be close to you.
Humans are so strange.
Cat Commandments Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem. Thou shall not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem. Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll. Thou shalt not sit in front of the television or monitor as thou art not transparent. Thou shalt not walk in on a dinner party and commence licking thy butt.