I prefer mine without a cut. You're at a Bad McDonald's 10. The kid serving you has grill marks on his forehead. Their Mayor McCheese was caught in a hotel room smoking crack. Blocking drive-thru is the bloated body of Wendy's founder Dave Thomas.
Manager takes a bite out of every burger to make sure it's okay.
In his photo, employee of the month is holding a mug shot number. You spill vanilla shake and it burns a hole right through your pants. A guy dressed as Ronald McDonald keeps asking to touch your food.