The harder you work, the luckier you get. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. It is impossible to love and to be wise. There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere. Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.