She is a tasty treat and no crumbs. And she won't cooperate. I wait until she is done and gets up to put her stuff in the kitchen. I do a closeline off the couch and on to her. This makes Mom yell and Dad chase me.
Comic reading is a family activity at our house.
It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. Build on high ground. For safety's sake, travel in pairs. Two heads are better than one. Speed isn't always an advantage.