Nobody ever listens to the wiseman. Department store employees know how to construct robotic limbs. If you ever swallow a six inch tall version of yourself do not add water. Some books contain black holes. Never mumble the magic words.
Every car has one chemistry book in it's trunk.
When wrestling a skeleton try the backbreaker - very effective. 3 mins-Notice the very obvious harness and cable attached to Ash as he spins through the air. 27 mins-Hello tree limb. 47 mins-The undead army is digging up new recruits. 53 mins-I wouldn't hold that so close to the candle.