I expected to see Vidal Sassoon. Nothing can be done about relocating Japan closer to Central Standard Time. But they could move a few more interesting events to the Winter Games. Here's an easy one. Shift basketball to the Winter Olympics.
Basketball is a cold-weather sport in most countries.
It's played indoors. Valet parking should not take half an hour. Here are your results from Sunday's sold-out WWF wrestling spectacular at Compaq Center. In the co-feature, Kane the Undertaker's Brother beat Vader. After the match, Kane picked up a pipe wrench and cold-cocked Vader unconscious.