I went to one location, the store was boarded up. I heard a rumor there's another store, but it's all the way across town. No one's even sure where. I'm being held hostage by a gift certificate. Oh, yes, and gift certificates show that personal touch.
Gift certificates are like cash, but from Laos.
I'll leave it as a tip. In effect, it's a thirty dollar tip. More than generous. Look, I gotta go. I got the tickets.