Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, and a ball of fire at night. When Mary heard she was to be the mother of Jesus, she went off and sang the Magna Carta. Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrods.
Holy acrimony is another name for marriage.
The Pope lives in a vacuum. Paraffin is next in order after seraphim. The patron saint of travellers is St. Francis of the sea sick. Iran is the Bible of Moslems. A republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible.