He can kinda work some graphics out of it after a little wine or a funny cigarette. All in all, Howard's unit is still better than a sharp stick in the eye. Then he gets a modem. Nothing too fast, mind you, but it's really neat to be able to e-mail folks. He installs it.
Everlasting youth is just another alias away.
Life goes on. AOL gets old. Howard hits the online world like a 75-cent protagonist for Nintendo. Both guns blazing, making enemies left and right, stirring the pot, so to speak. It's all just fun and games, 'cause this is the virtual world.