I may be drunk, but you're ugly and I'll sober up. If I'm driving funny its because I'm drunk. A bartender os just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. My wife's car is a broom. My other car is in the police impound.
Love means being at the mercy of a stranger.
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them. Learn from your parent's mistakes - use birth control. A fool and his money are my best friends. Reward for Dog. It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.