You lick your coffeepot clean. You can type sixty words per minute . . . You don't need a hammer to pound nails. You don't sweat, you percolate. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
Instant coffee takes too long.
When someone says. You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running. You help your dog chase its tail. Chips, one byte at a time. Meals on Wheels.