Kiss me twice. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on. If you cannot convince them, confuse them. If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly. It's only a game until you lose.
Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
Fine day to work off excess energy, steal something heavy. Everything is unimportant in some way. Life is a terminal disease. I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.