Oh, and if you've got a penis 7 inches around, email me your home address. That's all fine and cool. I heard about some weird stuff, though, which got me a little curious. I'm just curious as to what in hell these people are thinking, if this is actually true, and to what extent, if any, these things occur. But, I can't tell you what in the hell these people are thinking.
Love does wackass things to people.
Those that are ordinarily sane and levelheaded individuals suddenly become these manic love freaks who will stop at nothing to prove to the world JUST how much they love their little snookie wookie bunny poo. But, like I said, love makes you a moron. So just chalk it up to idiocy. They'll get over it. I always have a good laugh when reading your column.