Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts. Forgiveness is like the fragrance a flower gives after it's been stepped on.
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life.
A man who lives in a glass house should change in the basement. A man who throws dirt loses ground. A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure. A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.