Well, just Jenna, really. Local authorities are investigating the matter and refuse to say whether charges will be filed. Yes, Mom and Dad, it s true. And I spent one woeful Sunday morning outside my freshman dorm communing with the roots of a magnolia tree. Without delving into any of the grisly specifics, let s just say that poor tree saw me at my very worst.
Every kid deserves a chance to make a few stupid mistakes.
And while I understand local law enforcement s eagerness to make an example of the President s daughters, I very much doubt that ticketing Jenna for having a couple of drinks is going to do much to curb the scourge of underage drinking in America. Perhaps some good will come out of all this. Maybe Jenna, despite her apparent distaste for the press, will become a sort of symbol of the idiocy of our drinking laws. Sure, if she s overseas. But not on U.S. soil.