French baseball chatter very disorienting 9. U.S. players get sleepy standing through two national anthems. Special enzyme in Canadian bacon that turns players into game-winning zombies 7. American teams discouraged by Clinton's new RBI tax 6. All our secret plays are being funneled to them by that weasel Paul Shaffer.
Exchange rate makes Canadian runs worth more.
They don't bother to use actual Canadians. Canadians can borrow your car anytime they want. Like it or not, Bob Dylan has to do at least one Letterman show. Instead of airbags, Mexican built Chevrolets will have pinata. Al Gore must drink a shot of Cuervo every hour.