So I'll stick to things that I haven't done. The quizzes in the back of Cosmo. It could be any magazine for young ladies, really. Fortunately I'm here to help. The hottest girl from my discussion section asks me to a party she and her housemates are having.
Girls like to be treated with respect, like they're special.
Sam Cooke b. William Shakespeare b. William Styron c. Then subtract 45 points for taking a magazine quiz and bothering to keep track of the points.