Hard to get a decent puncture with latex on your fangs. Thanks to all those Marilyn Manson fans, we just aren't taken seriously any more. After 45 years of Communist rule, it's impossible to find clean, uncontaminated Transylvanian soil for bottom of coffin. After 100 years of trying, still can't score with Elvira. No bat is safe with Ozzy Ozbourne around.
Baboon heart makes everything taste gamey.
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