Good readers learn how to scan. Good readers can use a dictionary and correctly pronounce any word by using the dictionary diacritics. Good readers can read dialects in print. For example, the following are definitions from Dictionary for Yankees and other uneducated people by Bil Dwyer. Good readers know the conventions cartoonists use to indicate thinking, motion, speed, dreaming, as well as talking.
Good readers catch satire and puns.
Good readers enjoy reading. Good readers know how to find things in catalogs and can use telephone directories and anything with an index. We are also looking for a publisher who is interested in making a lot of money and in the process helping millions of children learn to read. All donations are greatly appreciated.