Our crack research team using the lastest techniques of beast breeding have managed what had been thought impossible. They have crossbred a mime and a lawyer. Unfortunatly we cannot say what the resulting offspring is, since it is so annoying no one can approach closer than 2 leagues from it. The New Empire has not publically foresworn such tactics. All factions should consider acts of war and piracy to be likely occurances in the areas of Camaris and Yellowleaf.
Extreme caution is advised and urged.