Unfortunately, most of the musical artists really worth listening to are dead and as a result they cannot blow their own horns. So we'll blow those horns for them. Jelly Roll Morton was dope. Uncle Dave Macon was totally fly. Your educators are the internationally renowned music and pop culture critics, Binker Upton and Sunny Drysdale.
Kid Rock is just an ugly no talent pansy.
Make no mistake about it, we love music and we love the arts. We just feel that some artists have received acclaim far beyond what they ever really deserved in the first place, while many brilliant artists have been forgotten entirely. This is not fair and we're just pissed about it. Unfortunately, most of the musical artists really worth listening to are dead and as a result they cannot blow their own horns. So we'll blow those horns for them.