You can have a beer in public. A beer doesn't care when you come. A frigid beer is a good beer. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
Good beer costs less than good women.
A beer doesn't change its mind after you've taken off its top. Beer doesn't expect an hour of foreplay before satisfying you. A beer looks as good in the morning as it did when the bar closed. You can't get thrown in jail for having a beer under the grandstand at halftime. Afterwards, a beer won' t feel guilty, cry, propose, call her mother, your ex-wife or her therapist.