I love work - I could watch it for hours. I finally decided I'll never make up my mind. I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving. He who laughs last thinks slowest. Friends don't let friends vote Republican.
Gun control means using both hands.
Hug your kids in public, then belt them in the car. I never get lost, someone always tells me where to go. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. I've used up all my sick days.