You chew on other people's fingernails. You don't sweat, you percolate. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. The Ruidoso Roastery owns the mortgage on your house. Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
Instant coffee takes too long.
When someone says. You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee. Your Thermos is on wheels.