One Liners Don't drink water, fish fuck in it. Virginity can be cured. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
One good turn gets most of the blankets. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you. What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.