Therefore, bicycles are infinitely fast. That's faster than light, which, according to Einstein shouldn't be possible, but nonetheless reverses time. Riding a bicycle makes you younger. You can be part of a cutting edge movement. Ninety percent of trips are taken in a personal automobile with the remainder via transit, walking, or other modes.
Lets face it, bicyclists are a minority.
But, by the same token, we're unique. Be different, ride a bicycle. Someday you'll wish you had. She said she had only one regret. I never rode a bicycle.