Make Karaoke a required engagement for all employees Fri and Sat night. Saturate managers with lighter fluid and wash as usual. When most of us see a fellow employee shuffling down the halls of our workplace, blank looks on his or her face, a dead glare in the eyes, joints stiff, drool running down the chin, we immediately assume that person is merely overworked, fading from exhaustion and in dire need of a mocha. My friends, the situation is much worse than this. Zombies have infiltrated Corporate America.
Fire is our best friend against zombies.
I suggest all living people go down to Wal-Mart for a torch. Also, a vial of holy water, now available at the McDonald's drive through window as a McSacred, would be a smart purchase. Remember, your safety must come first, especially since undead attacks are not covered by most medical insurance. I have just received word that a study conducted by the US Dept. of Supernatural Phenomena in the Workplace has revealed some surprising news. As it turns out, there is little difference between the zombies and those of us who are overworked, fading from exhaustion and in dire need of a mocha.