The most important of our contests is the Master Cylinder Lap. Contestants must catch up with Hoss in the Keg Trike, which is loaded with tallboys of the cheapest beer available at the moment. The rider who first completes a lap with an empty can without spilling a drop is declared the winner. During the Golden Age, this was the 40 lap, but people today are less mighty than the ancestors. After a few repetitions, contestants usually have difficulties staying on the track.
Balances deteriorate, and body-checking becomes the most effective tactic.
Sometimes, the pretense of going around the track is abandoned completely, and the event turns into the Master Cylinder Brawl. We hold many jousting tournaments in keeping with the traditions of our ancestors. And of course there is always the jumping off of stuff, of which Silken Thomas is the best. At the Rink, on the other hand, things are calmer. Everyone just rides in the same direction and tries out the bikes.