You've scaled the Cathedral of Learning. You've walked by the church where the last scene of Dogma was filmed. The library is made of aluminum. Your favorite hangout spots are determined by the layout of the power outlets. You have a class where the opening scene of Wonderboys was filmed.
Downtown is dead.
But the outskirts are rockin'. When you go to Lu Lu's, you know everyone there. You know more about computers than the computing service personnel. Fake Plastic Trees is not just a Radiohead song. You've stopped at the non-stop stop sign.