There isn't any excitement in being a bandit. Those are just stories. Now we're going to take you home, and you're going to tell your parents what you did, and ask for their forgiveness. His wife busied herself in the background, not disturbing the talk of the menfolk. Thanks for bringing my son home.
Kids do stupid things, ya know.
Though he got himself learned pretty good on this one. May the Lords of the Correct and Unalterable way keep you sound, and bless your land and hearth. Snows aren't too deep, so you can be on your way. I can give you directions to where you're goin', if it's close. We're looking for a magic item.