Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
Hard work has a future.
Laziness pays off now. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either. I love deadlines.