Upper Manager Likes looking at reports and talking at meetings. Usually leaves work on time, except when leaving early to play golf with other Upper Managers. Hardly ever needs to brown nose anyone anymore. No longer owns jeans. Cannot remember ever taking public transportation.
Life is good.
Executive Despite having vast riches and grown children, chooses to come to work because it's fun. Magically, it happens and executive is called a visionary. This joke has made the rounds via eMail forwards. It is assumed to be in the public domain. If you find any jokes that are covered by copyright, please let us know.