Well, yes, it's the clubs. They could be extremely nasty if used improperly and that's just what I'm about to do to the all-lip caddy that has been assigned to me in Swing Away Golf. Everyone makes mistakes. Okay, the patience was fraying. Mind you, a double-bogey six was a major improvement, but still let 22 shots to try to claw back in the next 14 holes.
Golf is a hugely enjoyable, arcadey look at the game of golf.
You can pick from seven characters and then get to hit a ball around some nicely worked polygon-based courses. If you have a digital camera you can even take a snap of your face or anything that takes your fancy and have it texture-mapped on to your player's head. And, in the story mode, this chap is not quite sure who the script is aimed at, but one could suggest it could be for traveling salesmen. I feel a little intimidated. Go easy on me.