Fathers cut off and then dine upon the genitalia of immature males, often the ones dating their daughter. The only way to keep people from eating food is by urinating on it. Sometimes scenes added to pad the film are not just useless, sometimes they are annoying. Sour milk is not the best thing to quench your thirst. Vegetarians never develop hemorrhoids.
Few things are more erotic than a woman with an ear of corn.
Vegetarians will flee from a baloney sandwich just like Dracula must avoid a brandished crucifix. 13 mins - Stop traumatizing your son by making him sing and turn on the radio. 20 mins - Now there is a neat housewarming present, have to remember that for the next time I move. Especially one that small. After not eating for a few days I'd want a hamburger, steak, or something other than all those pastries.