So the woman gets out of bed and crosses her room to the husband. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face. The woman gets up and enters the man's bed. The two have passionate sex and afterwards the woman rolls out. As she is returning to her bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face.
Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed.
Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator. A lady goes for her first golf lesson. The pro says, You've got to hold the club like you hold your husband's organ. She takes the club and hits the ball. He says, Beautiful.