It then tested the whistle at other quarries, but got the same results, thus proving that there are toot sides to every quarry. There is no time like the pleasant. Absence makes the heart go wander. He's a wolf in cheap clothing. I am C sick and sh shocked.
Lumberjacks make good musicians because of their natural logarithms.
Last year I submitted 10 puns to their competition. I thought for sure at least one would win, but no pun in ten did. I now qualify for the FoRK witless protection program.