PDT A parable by Rev. Jim Huber. This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. I'm John, and this is Mary. We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us.
Hank is a billionaire philanthropist.
Hank built this town. Hank owns this town. He can do what ever he wants and what he wants is to give you a million dollars, but he can't until you kiss his ass. That doesn't make any sense. Then come kiss Hank's ass with us.