I ran out of money. 1.Never pass up the opportunity to take a leak. 2.Never trust a fart. 3.Never take a hard-on for granted. Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Dogs are man's best friend.
Well, you succeeded. Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man. A single man in his 40's often has a problem finding women at his level of maturity. That's why he dates someone half his age.