In late breaking news today legal briefs were filed in Chicago by former senator Dan Rostenkowski's attorneys which claimed that the irregularities at the House Bank and the House Post Office were actually due to Pentium chip calculation errors. Sources in Attorney General Janet Reno's office reveal a furious behind the scenes effort to reload the whitewater investigation spreadsheets in order to double check the results. It's called RU-Pentium. It prevents the embryo's cells from dividing correctly. A mad scientist.
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Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605. According to Intel, the Pentium conforms to the IEEE standards 754 and 854 for floating point arithmetic. Engineers at Apple began working in earnest on the Patch after word of the Pentium defect began to spread on the Internet several weeks ago. IBM has obtained a pre-release version of the Patch, but has been unable to confirm the presence of any floating point errors. Apple has refused comment, stating its long-standing policy of not commenting on unannounced products.