Kids quit school because there's an opening at the Jiffy Lube. People call the Home Shopping Channel and the operator immediately recognizes their voice. High quality entertainment is a bug zapper and a six pack. Wilkes-Barre residents often get kicked out of the Philadelphia Zoo for heckling the monkeys. Taillight covers are made out of duct tape.
Kids have gun racks on their bikes.
Ten percent of the people derive their main income from the plasma center. Entire groups of people are blacklisted from the bowling alley on Blackman Street. People send out their dogs, hoping they'll bring home something for dinner. Hundreds of passenger-side windows are made out of Hefty Bags. The one that hangs 'round over yonder, back 'ah Bubba's storage bin.