Pickle a squirrel. I'm like that all the time. Anarchy is better than no government at all. Reality's the only obstacle to happiness. Be alert - the world needs more lerts.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
If you knew what you were doing, you'd be bored. You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.