Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date. In at the drive in movie theater, refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you. When dancing, never remove undergarments, no matter how hot it is. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift.
It is not okay for the groom to bring a date to a wedding. Copyright 1997 Male Groupie Productions. All rights reserved.