The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. Dogs don t notice if you call them by another dog s name. Dogs are excited by rough play. Dogs don t mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs understand that farts are funny.
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair. Anyone can get a good-looking dog. Dogs don t shop. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. A dog s disposition stays the same all month long.