Put a Yankee on a bus. Welcome to Texas, now go home. It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you. If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own. Life's too short to dance with ugly men.
Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. I is a college student. Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. Beer isn't just for breakfast any more.