Back in five minutes. Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons. Born Free. . . . I'm changing lanes. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. Conserve toilet paper, use both sides. Rehab is for quitters. Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.