Lumberjacks are better at planting forests than God. Giant salmon eat ducks. Raccoons stick to boat oars like glue. A fetus follows Darwin's Theory of Evolution during development. You can hear a woman sobbing above the racket of a serious storm.
Grizzly bears are native to Maine.
It's always the fat guy who gets hurt and needs to be carried ten miles through the wilderness. Bears eat human heads whole. Bearded men are resistant to crushing. That is going to be a darn big frog. She's pregnant you daft bastard.