Every block has someone named Bubba or Skeeter. For Christmas, men give their wives earrings that double as trout lures. For Christmas, women give their husbands rasslin' tickets. The neighbors never miss a Dukes of Hazard rerun. People think Richard Petty's birthday is a national holiday.
Folks use laundromats as their mailing address.
The arena parking lot has a special section for jacked up cars. People attend funerals wearing overalls with a John Deere logo. People shoot each other over parking spots at the Wyoming Valley Mall. Churches have happy hours. And the guys open beer bottles with their belt buckles.