Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Experience is a wonderful thing.
It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.