When we finally lost at home, 2-1 to Plymouth, although we did set fire to their coaches, so honour was satisfied. I also felt pretty bad when Palace equalised off Jim Cannon's arse in a cup game. Commentating on a sport called korfball. I had to pretend to like this ludicrous sport. I remember thinking that selling Daz door to door would be a real climb up the career ladder.
All sports are sex, every single one.
The football fan and the football player are two completely different animals and I love being a football fan. I know a lot of footballers but the only one I socialise with is Paul Gascoigne, and we never talk about the game. I've never wanted to hang out with footballers. I'm all for them. I can understand people not liking them, but I do.