Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also needmen to help us get dressed. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause.
With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened. Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony. All men would still really like to own a train set.