Vinyl is not very durable, as we all know. Lycra might be recommended for the Raw Power Workout Routine . A woman wearing a snakeskin baseball cap, backwards, and the spitting image of Edina from Absolutely Fabulous walks past. EST Butt-crack becomes visible. I pause to reapply my lipstick and during this operation I somehow become entangled in the hair of the person in front of me.
Lights go out and the show is over.
EST Iggy reappears for the encore, pants hoisted and fastened. I make my way to the spaciousness at the back of the room, preparatory for a speedy exit, and lean against one of those big round pillars. I am experiencing deja vu and remember standing in the exact same spot at a Beastie Boys show four years ago. Just before I leave, I decide to canvas the opinion of a fan about the show. If I'm lucky, I'll make it home in time to watch Seinfeld .