It never stunk so much to get sick. Nothing you want to register for will be open. Beware of the freshman 15. Be creative in the dining hall. You are no longer thankful that the fire alarms are here to protect you.
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Cereal makes a meal any time of the day. ATMs are the devil's advocate. Duct tape heals all wounds. Pro Wrestling is suddenly cool again. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them even more.