I like drive-thrus and anything but sports. At the Audubon Zoo in New Orleans, I once saw an alligator eat a duck. It was cooler than anything I've ever seen at a football game. Join me in Phoenix if you like the idea of absolute silence. We'll drive into the Superstition Mountains until we get lost.
Every city has something worth doing.
In Pittsburgh, they run a trolley up the side of the hill across the river from downtown. The Duquesne Incline pulls you to the best city view in America. In Kansas City, you can go to Independence, Mo., and visit the humble home of Harry Truman, the last great American president. I ought to pay the Enquirer for the trips to San Francisco. He gave me a look you could shoot from a rifle.