Information wants a steady job. Information wants to meet new people. Information wants to be used, not abused. Information is a flirt, always seeking a new ear to whisper in. Information sheds its skin every seven years and leaves the cast-offs in people's brains.
Information likes to dress down.
Information has a habit of showing up late. Information usually withholds part of itself. Information likes to play word games. Like everyone else, information is fond of chocolate. Look here for the counter.