Gav's Month good. So good in fact that all the normal things in the world that would normally annoy me and feature on these pages are water off a particularly well-greased duck s back. The fact that Barbeque flavour Walker s crisps taste nothing like barbeques doesn t even raise my eyebrow. Luminaries in the dead chicken industry, Sun Valley, have the common sense to use a fox to advertise their product.
Foxes eat chickens, so that s okay.
Even self-confessed fat bastard Bernard Matthews uses himself to advertise turkeys. He s obviously not missed too many Xmas dinners, so that s okay as well. But to have a pig featuring on pig flavoured potato crisps is as unheard of as a Dr Who fan with a girlfriend. Other things that have totally failed to piss me off this month include people who stop you in the street and ask you for directions. You go, Well, take the third left down there then you walk for 200 yards and then take the right at the roundabout with the big tree in the middle.