Catch a sunrise at least once a year, preferably not alone. Anthropologists believe nomadic humans established the first settlements because the farming of barley led to the discovery of beer. Golf is good. Don't judge people by their relatives. George Washington was a devout fan of porter, truly the father of our country.
Fresh beer is the best beer.
Always trust in love at first sight. Talk slowly, think quickly. Beer is the oldest and most moderate of alcoholic beverages. Remember, servers are people just like you. I would give all me fame for a pot of ale, and safety.