There is one in the kitchen and another in the den. There is also one in each of your three bedrooms. TV s aren t idols. They re earthling entertainment. Oh no, said Mort.
Earthlings watch the idols hour after hour.
You even have a Holy Book. He reached inside his bag and pulled out a recent TV Guide . This Holy Book tells you when to pray before the idol and what you will see. I especially like this worship time called The X Files . One of the characters in the show looks just like my cousin Mymph.