The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next step of blaming my parents. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.
Insanity is hereditary.
You get it from your kids. When mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool a Mom. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes. Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it.