He forgot to look interested during Jane Pauley's and fellow honoree Diane Sawyer's speeches, despite the fact that both paid him homage. In return, he offered a big, open-mouthed yawn. Despite this, everyone seemed impressed by his presence. And if it felt like we were all here for Ted, it felt even more so when he got up to speak. He punctuated his speech by high-fiving Gerald Levin.
Lushes are morally superior to un-inebriated people.
Consider the greatest evils in history. Hitler was a teetotaler. My dream growing up was to be a secretary. Then this whole acting thing got in the way. But Hewitt is not above a little creative role-playing.