In ways though, and don't laugh at me now, she has real wisdom. She knows about Universal Love. As a puppy, Bubble was extremely inquisitive, extremely lively and sometimes maddeningly naughty. Even though she has calmed down substantially, even recently she removed a brand new swimming cap from the mantelpiece, and thoroughly chewed it up. If we leave her in the house, we still remove precious items from low tables.
Bubble loves eating.
She's been known to consume cigarettes, potato peels, onions, faeces, pens and flowers. When she got big enough, she used to help herself to an apple from the basket on the kitchen table and then enjoy it in her basket. She seems hardly to chew food, and the only thing that will keep her busy sometimes is a large bone or chewy toy. We know we shouldn't give her sweets or chocolates, but sometimes we give in to her beseeching stares and she relishes a fruit gum or a piece of cake. She becomes very impatient if dinner is late.