Cabal turn up en masse and try to convince the committee that we re not going to do another spoof newsletter because they re too damn much work. Traditional ceremony of Washing of the White Lions at the Tower of London. 6000 year-old toad found alive inside a chunk of limestone in 1865. George dines on fresh toad tonight. Mike has secret assignation in Turkey.
Fairies traditionally kidnap babies in order to leave changelings.
Mike has secret assignation in Camelot. Mike has secret assignation in Paris. Certain members of Plokta cabal go hunting for virgins to sacrifice. Alison refuses to co-operate by donating Pod despite the child probably still being a virgin. A good day for getting rid of changelings.