Apple , Macintosh , Netscape and Porsche , and their venerable logos, are trademarks of their respective owners. Your mileage WILL vary. Don't lift in the corners. Always wear your seatbelt and keep those hands on the wheel at proper 10 and 2 o' clock positions. Keep an eye on your wife or girlfriend, if ya got one, lest she wander.
Experience is such a bitter thing at times.
Avoid too many fats and don't drink heavy. If you smoke, quit. Leave all Volvos and BMWs behind. If you pass a Sheriff and he's waving his radar gun at you wildly but seems too excited to turn the lights on, put the hammer down and get lost.