If you embrace that notion, and use some of the tactics below, the opposite sex won't seem quite so mysterious and elusive. I mean, you should really get to know them. Understand the toilet humor in Caddyshack. Know what Mike Damone's five-point plan is, and how side one of Led Zeppelin IV fits into it. The fastest way to a man's heart is through his DVD player.
Guys travel in packs.
If you can get one of them to stray and befriend you, he will report back to his cronies on all of your wonderful qualities. Though they may pretend otherwise, guys don't want to hear about your new Pottery Barn couch or your cat's intestinal problems. For the rest of you, if you don't have one, get one. PlayStations are to men as catnip is to cats. Learn to play a few games well or fake your way through many.