We know, but we are plagiarizing the list from another guidebook and our hands are cramping up from all the typing. During the Earthquake The most important thing to remember during an earthquake is to remain calm. That being the case, perhaps we should have recommended that you keep several liters of Vodka in your survival kit. Standing in a doorway is a good idea, too. Assuming you still have one.
Experts agree that an even better idea is to get the hell out.
When an earthquake subsides, it is essential you determine whether or not you are still alive. If not, this may put a crimp in your day. Make out a will right away. Contrary to what you might think, relatives appreciate a good joke and will be understanding when you leave your entire estate to your gerbil. Let's assume you survive the earthquake.