He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. Time is fun when you're having flies. Kermit Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. Toilet stolen from Police Station.
Cops have nothing to go on.
Absolute power is kinda neat though. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career. Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks. Corduroy pillows are making headlines.