A buddy and I were experiencing an odd evening and decided to go to a late-night dive bar that caters to extremely drunk tourists, suburbanites and assorted white trash, so we could laugh at idiots. Sure enough, there were plenty of idiots to laugh at. A woman who appeared to be mentally retarded and missed every other step every time she went up or down the stairs. Well, theoretically, that would be if a couple women that know each other were getting married around the same time, so their friends decide to have both the parties at once. That wasn't quite what was going down, this particular evening, though.
Bachelorette parties are quite a common thing in downtown Chicago.
I've read magazine articles about people flying in from all over the country to give their friends a proper send off in the Windy City. Seeing two women in white veils, bouncing down the stairs, on the other hand, is a bit unusual. When we saw the two brides enter, my friend asked me if I thought the 2 brides were having a double wedding or if they were lesbians. I couldn't tell one way or the other and we were quickly distracted by the blotto'd tourist who kept demanding her dance partners spin her and would always crash into the wall near where we were standing, as she lost what little balance she had. Eventually, as things calmed down, my friend and I happened upon the two brides again, and we started noticing some anomalies about them.