You can get into a non-trivial pissing contest. Everything on your face stays its original colour. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be pope. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
Flowers fix everything.
You never have to worry about other people's feelings. Three pair of shoes are more than enough. You can eat a banana in a hardware store. You can say anything and not worry about what people think. Foreplay is optional.