If they're this stupid, it could be a real gold mine. Maybe the public needs a reminder. Frontal attacks are fruitless and messy. Poison the water first. Then machine gun the outhouse.
Humorless people deserve what they get.
Come to think of it, what kind of brain dead lamer sells kids toys, anyway. I'd send you a thousand bucks, but I have to pay the rent. Good luck sacking those idiots. You have my full support in the boycott of toys'waz'us. They're just no fun at all.