Happiness defined without all that Romper Room rainbow mumbo jumbo. You will have to imagine the illustrations yourself. Happiness is finding out it was only syphillis. Happiness is purging the people who were loyal to you, just for fun. Happiness is Chris Farley, carved like a Thanksgiving Turkey.
Happiness is a nymphomaniac lobbyist.
Happiness is when the blood of the unbeliever splatters everywhere, yet doesn't land on your wool jacket. Happiness is a canister of nerve gas, a large satchel, and a good running start. Happiness is a hug. Happiness is fear and ignorance. Just trust me on this one.