Purchase and distribute attack coral snakes along fence line. Purchase CNN Columbine documentary as instructional video for child. Company in which you hold 10,000 shares reveals sweatshop conditions in its Micronesian factories. Switch shares to Ben and Jerry's. Ben and Jerry's sells out to conglomerate.
Local newspaper supports troglodyte political candidates who speak in guttural sentence fragments.
Drop local subscription. Begin reading only NY Times. NY Times supports troglodyte political candidates who speak in well-enunciated complete sentences. Drop NY Times subscription. Deposit copy of Tao Te Ching on front lawn.