Squeeze to the Eternal Champion Swoon. Never get around to the gratuitous sex scene. Eternal Champion I want my mommy. Hope you enjoyed that. Tall, handsome hero and short, disfigured sidekick appear on a dark, morbid, gothic, phantasmagorical, weird, brooding, foreboding planet.
Hero gets hold of a nasty weapon.
Hero kicks ass all over the planet. Planet blows up. Brazil may have the lead in clear-cutting, but the USA is up there in toxic waste. They're just like us. Emphasizing a lifestyle based on consumption is the ultimate violence against poor countries.