Dogs would rather have hamburger than lobster for dinner. You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day. Dogs find you amusing when you've had too much to drink. Dogs don't expect you to remember birthdays, anniversaries, etc.
Dogs have no use for jewellery.
Dogs don't mind it when you admire other dogs. Dogs keep the same temperament right through the month. Dogs actually prefer it if you don't wash too often, and they don't mind if you forget to shave on weekends. Dogs don't have favourite TV shows that come on at the same time as the football. A dog's idea of a good conversation is to sit together in silence for hours.