On the other hand, watching the Parade of Actresses in Dresses was diverting. Mostly I found few of them attractive. Tom Hanks was sporting a grotesque little moustache that caused Kim to remark that his next role must be Hitler. I don't think I've ever seen either of them in anything. Of course, I never go to movies based on the appearance of the actors, and rarely even based on the acting skills of the performers.
Great movies start with great writing.
Steve Martin was very funny. Julia Roberts and Russell Crowe were the most frequent targets of his barbs - which were surprisingly sharp. Okay, that's surely more than anyone would want to know about what I thought about the Oscars.