I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year. My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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