I just can't put it down. I'm so old that, when I was in school, history was called current affairs. Practice makes perfeckt. A woman who thinks it's every man for herself. I think, therefore I'm single.
Fax is stranger than fiction.
Nothing is more wasted than a smile on the face on a Playboy centerfold. Never put off until tomorrow what you can forget about entirely. My new secretary must be absent minded. Tis better to have loved and lost, than marry a woman you can't defrost. I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me.