Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. Get rid of your cat. And, no, it's not different, it's just like any other cat.
Dogs are better than any cats.
No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. Does it really make sense to clean when stuff just gets dirty again. Even if you're the most beautiful woman in the world, there will be times he pretends you're someone else.