I have a chunk of poutine in my arteries. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in. Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key. Like my father, I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska. Well, I have to know for sure. And then there's the diner who asks if the fish at a restaurant is fresh.