My garden will be a thing of beauty all summer long. And I will take up the role of Shiva-Gardener, destroyer of snails and slugs and aphids. Begone, foul pests. I will descend from the sky, many-armed, malevolent, with bags of ladybugs, shakers of salt, and soapy water. I will practice Bug-gee until all of the pestilent invaders have fled my wrath.
Gardening is so violent.