From the little known first draft of MacBeth. Cover your enemy in Peanut Butter, chunks of bread, and a slathering of jelly. Name your kids after brands of Peanut Butter. Works especially well with off brands. Synchronize your peanut butter.
Maniacal laughter is so much more effective with a little peanut butter stuck to the vocal cords.
Smear on sibling's homework. Write a witty, humorous, mostly absurd and rediculous History of Peanut Butter. Market it as a text book. We already know that matter is a structured form of energy. Some have hypothesized that maybe time is a structured form of space.