A man observers a gerbil rolled into a ball, rolling down a small earthen mound. Master tablet maker Akkadia of the Mesopotamian civilization sets clay out to dry. A gerbil runs across the tablet leaving foot prints. Written Language is born. Upper and Lower Egypt absorb the much lesser know, but gerbil worshipping Middle Egypt.
Blind priest mistakes gerbil statue as that of a cat.
Also mistakes gerbil den as a strange triangular form. Egyptian religion, and pyramids are not long to follow. Moses returns and finds his people worshiping an idol of, not a cow as commonly believed, but of a hamster, Moses freaks. Gerbils place beans in center, red beans win, a poor gerbil is excommunicated. The gerbils then sit in a semi circle and watch other dancing gerbils.