Aliens are best represented by something which belongs in an eyedrop ad. Microphones make handy stethoscopes. Philosophy is less convincing when dispensed by a heroin addict. Telescopes are equipped with crosshairs. Some women take pride in being told they dress like a hooker.
Junkies often mistake German scientists for police officers.
The brain produces a chemical that tastes just like heroin during orgasm. Having your toes stomped doesn't hurt. A dozen people screaming at you to have an orgasm can be distracting. Don't have sex with someone if their partners mysteriously dissolve. Yeah, we get that around here.