Reality should not be the target. This for-profit institution might as well suck in the eager Christian crowd while they have them. Don't get off until you see the bird. Rosenthal forgot about The House of Jonah, where everyone gets to see the acid-soaked innards of a whale. I know The Crusades on Ice would be a hit.
Every theme park needs a place to drink.
Other suggestions I've heard are mainly crude and over the top. In Bethlehem is funny. But really, Rosenthal is trying. He painstakingly modeled the park after real Jerusalem, even casting camel hoof prints into the sidewalks. The creator insists he's doing nothing but good.