That's the best part right there. When we came on, Texas was its own country. The Republic of Texas. All of that makes you proud to be a Texan. Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman.