Get your facts first, then you may distort them as much as you please. Grab mine while you're there, please. God must love stupid people, he made so many. Going to church on Sunday does not make you a better person any more than sleeping in a garage over night would make a Chevrolet out of you. Growing Up Is Optional.
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches.
I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for your face. Hang on baby, I saw this in a cartoon once, but I'm pretty sure I can do it. You know where to apply. Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the trouble makers.