In the first example, you can almost hear the distant, melancholy drone of the foghorn drifting through the mist-shrouded harbor. The second example, in contrast, has something of the klaxon about it, even though the factual content is the same, and indeed the Turgidity Index only slightly lower than that of the first example. Everybody loves buzzwords, those neat little bon mots which require no explanation and instantly identify the user as somebody au courant and part of the group. Buzzwords may be used as freely as Post-It notes. Having no intrinsic informational value, they add bulk to the memo without endangering turgidity.
Buzzwords can be verbs, nouns, adjectives, gerunds or phrases.
The most versatile words are those that can be either nouns OR verbs. Note that the last of these gives the highest-octane buzz by nature of being both an acronym AND a buzzword. Watch for these buzzonyms, as they are as valuable as a hotel on Park Place. Buzzwords are not all, however. What the true Memomeister aims for is not mere acceptance, but superiority.