Wesley Crusher gets beaten up by his classmates for being a smarmy git, and consequently has a go at making some friends of his own age for a change. The warp engines start acting up a bit, but then seem to sort themselves out after a while without any intervention from boy genius Wesley Crusher. Wesley Crusher tries to upgrade the warp drive and they work better than ever. Beverly Crusher manages to go through a whole episode without having a hot flush and getting breathless every time Picard is in the room. Guinan forgets herself, and breaks into a stand up comedy routine.
Data falls in love with the replicator.
The Captain has to make a difficult decision about a less advanced people which is made a great deal easier by the Starfleet Prime Directive. An unknown ensign beams down as part of an away team and lives to tell the tale. Spock or Data is fired from his high-ranking position for not being able to understand the most basic nuances of about one in three sentences that anyone says to him. Kirk's hair remaining consistent for more than 1 consecutive episode. Kirk gets into a fistfight and doesn't rip his shirt.