A negotiation with a Ferengi only ends when the other yelds. If you can't beat them, cheat them. Always negotiate up in your favor, and down in theirs. If it ain't broke, break it, fix it and charge double. If your wife costs in the kitchen more than she returns in the bedroom, she deserves a cheap ticket.
Lotteries are good for business.
Never let mere greed get in the way of ruthless exploitation. Don't let oo-mox cloud your judgement. The only thing better than a female is two. A good accountant is like latinum. Cold, hard, and valuable.