Dumber than shit on a biscuit. Echoes between the ears. Elevator doesn't make it to the penthouse. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. Elevator goes all the way to the top, but the door doesn't open.
Elevator is stuck between floors.
Finds a flat by swapping tires. Fired from McDonald's for having a short attention-span. Fired retro-rockets a little late. Forgot to pay his brain bill. Fucked up as a soup sandwich.