We did OK for the first week. By the second week we were going crazy. Yeah, and we're not too welcome in Raley's anymore, either. A few ways to take revenge on those who need it. Use at your own risk.
Drop keys in one of the less desirable areas of town.
Advertise televisions, cam-corder, vintage automobile, antiques, etc. Sale begins at 6 a.m. Wrap it in a large amount of tin foil. Secretly hide it in a piece of the victim's carry-on luggage. Between 2 a.m. and 4 a.m., go near the victim's house and blow the silent whistle.