Film is forever.
Of course you have, and you're probably as upset as I am. You know, I remember a kinder, gentler time when the only people who drank Dew were psychos, film freaks, late night college djs, and computer programmers. Alright, I stood by while they aired those stupid commercials showing beautiful people jumping off cliffs, splashing in country lakes, pretending to drink the Dew. I knew that, yes, the Dew was a cruel mistress who was apt to turn on you and transform your insides into an anvil of flesh and blood that would churn for hours. I knew the risks, but I was not about to abandon my beverage of choice.