They are very lazy. Each night after the prison is locked down, we taxpayers pay guards for an hour of loafing and gossiping. They congregate in the common area. They gossip and scheme. They play grab-ass and enjoy their special herd instincts.
Guards are a very special kind of people.
This is the time when the shifts of guards change. A brain-trust of a dozen or so very special intellects drawn from the 200 idle public servants, cooked up a scheme to stage a phony riot. I report this true scheme in order to help you understand something about the very special minds of prison guards. They are still little boys playing make-believe and being Power Rangers. It's pathetic and costly.