Mom insists you wear floaties for the 100-meter freestyle. Muscles ache after a vigorous game of foosball. Less than two weeks to go, and your butt is still glued to the couch. The only clapping you hear when you run is the sound of your thighs banging into one another. Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players.
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often. Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize or laugh. Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind. A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments. Your feedback is important to us.