Ode to a Grecian Shit. My love is like a red, red shit. Shit happens on a daily basis, that's why we have maintainance programmers. I did not chew the shit out of your bedroom slippers. Let me sleep, you pathetic shit.
Dogs are shit.
I do not do unelegant things like shit, I excrete. And never in the corner. It is the dog's. All I do is eat, swim and shit. If I got out of this cage, you'd shit.