A five day vacation requires only one suitcase. All your orgasms are real. Dry cleaners and hair cutters dont rob you blind. Old friends dont give a crap if you've lost or gained weight. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
Flowers fix everything.
You get to think about sex 90 percent of your waking hours. You can wear a white shirt to a water park. Three pairs of shoes is more than enough. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room. You dont give a rats ass if anyone notices your new haircut.