Maybe they didn't even wipe at all. In house plumbing and tap water. I would have been really pissed off having to carry a fucking bucket to the river each time I wanted to get a drink of dirty mud water. I watch television sometimes and see those poor Godless people in Africa drinking mud to survive. I take transportation for granted as well.
Horses are incredible animals with absolutely humongous genitals .
When the horse lets a load go the inertia from the spunk hitting the back of her throat actually lifts her into the air and carries her 20 feet across the room. These days we can just hop in our fancy automobiles and drive over to the 7-11 and grab a slurpee and nachos if we're hungry. My mother told me that back in the olden days you had to ride your horse to Mexico to get some tasty tortillas. That's a long way for some fucking chips, man. The only downside that I can think of about horses are the massive amounts of shit they produce.