Crafty and fast, gnomes are one of the season's most challenging catches. Although the gnomish population has dropped slightly in recent years, seasoned hunters should take this as an incentive to bag the gnome rather than a deterrent.
Gnomes are more of a nuisance than a help to the modern farmer.
They befriend woodland creatures and invite them into the field and garden to eat freely of the farmer's bounty. If anyone needs a further reason why we should take up arms against these diminutive devils, consider the wonderfully dark, earthy taste of gnomish meat. A dish combining mushrooms, beef gravy, and gnome is surely one of the greatest pleasures of spring. The intelligent gnomer should outfit himself with the proper equipment. Stealth is key when tracking gnomes, so first priority is to get yourself a pair of quiet shoes.