The original poster once swept all of the Corsair's award categories in a single article of such ranting illogic, it was not to be believed. To insert one's private parts in public places. To claim victory while lying face down in a mud puddle. Occasionally a team of judges will hold up score cards for a particularly fine dive into said mud puddle. A sample of writing so tortured in spelling and syntax it is rendered completely unreadable.
Competitors take a sample of starbuck's writing and attempt to parse a meaning.
Points are awarded to anyone who can make sense of it. Repeat ad infinitum. As pointed-out by the original stephornicator, the couple prayed for, and received, such a blessing.