While eulogizing, he can bring hypocrisy to orgasm. Each sermon is heavy with a rural insincerity called Arkancrap. Inevitably, the paparazzi will be shouting for Bill to shake hands with the corpse, or look like he's making a last gallant attempt to find a pulse. The media have long held the Death ecstasy should be replaced by a Death notoriety. Magically, Hillary will appear at the funeral to autograph copies of her book and point out JFK Jr. is a special loss to the nation's children, who already think death is a video game.
Kids see thirty thousand homicides a year on TV, so they don t see a single passing as a calamity.
Failing to promote that notion, Rodham will treat the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy to another knee in the prairie oysters. The fact is, everybody who is anybody is already there. Sr., since he decided if he wants to see the Eternal Flame, all he has to do is look into his shorts. Barbara Walters is invariably the media's Designated Mourner, as she has to make so few adjustments in her usual doleful demeanor. She is Alice in Somberland.