They sent me a wake-up letter. I'm taking Lamaze classes. I'm not having a baby, I'm just having trouble breathing. My girlfriend is weird. I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone.
Hermits have no peer pressure.
What a nice night for an evening. When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.