Trailer Hitch, Trailer Hitch, Trailer Hitch. Mountain climbing gear required to reach drivers seat. Lap bar restraints. Before parking the fasten seat belt sign lights up. Handy seat back trays.
Exhaust pipe has larger diameter than most sewer pipes.
You have curtains. You've been mistaken for a tractor trailer. Expansive interior produces echo effect. Engine located next to driver's seat makes soothing hum. More dogs live under your car than under a rednecks porch.