The sharper your words are, the more they'll hurt if you have to swallow them. Good judgement comes from Experience, and Experience comes from Bad Judgement. We'd made it through yet another nuclear winter and the lawn had just trapped and eaten it's first robin. It's eating that's believing. Life is what you do while you're waiting to die.
Life is how the time goes by.
Not even this sentence. I eat when I'm hungry and sleep when I'm tired. His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes. The hurrier I go, the behinder I get. We are Microsoft.