If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
A closed mouth gathers no feet. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. Always yield to temptation because it may not pass your way again. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway.