Pray to the Patron Saint of Abnermalities to cure yourself of odd happenings and bizarre fortune. S aint Abner - The Patron Saint of Abnermalities, was canonized August 30, 1998. He lives a life of chastity and purity - yet he too is still plagued by the vagaries of life. He knows what it is like to be battered by the whims of fortune. He will lend a sympathetic ear and comfort you in times of trial.
H e comes from honourable lineage.
Proud and strong - he has silently kept temptations at bay. No matter what God throws in his direction, Saint Abner is able to retrieve his dignity and hold his head high. Bearded ladies wielding hammers, India Rubber men handling saws with skill, offering home repairs at bargain prices, all while wearing clown costumes, became the norm in young Abner's life. Soon he became the camp fortune teller, foreseeing the past with clarity that startled all. Y es Abner was on his way to fame and fortune.