Horseshoers are just a bunch of rich guys trying to get richer. Well, first the Beamer needed a tune-up, and then the filter went out in the hot tub, which caused the swimming pool heater to burn up. That broke the glass in the solarium and set off the sprinkler system, which soaked my stock portfolios. That caused my commodities broker to make the wrong buy on pork bellies, which meant that we lost so much money that we couldn't afford the new Jag. That naturally led to a good deal of depression, which meant two sessions a week at the therapist instead of just one, which meant I had to cancel the tennis and accordion lessons and cut back on my sushi class.
Life's a bitch, man.
Add ten dollars to the amount and hand the bill back to them. That's the last time they will ever want to argue prices. If you can keep a straight face for this one, you will be home free, as no one ever argues with the insane. You never know. Tears work well with this one.