I was so excited when Grand Parents for a Drug Free America asked me to be their public service representative. This country has a drug problem. Marijuana can kill you, Joey. It can even make you want to kill all the animals at the zoo. Drugs are shit, Joey.
Drugs are for scumbags, pukes and gangbangers.
Drugs will kill even the whole wide world and universe if we let them. But we're winning the war on drugs,Billy. We're killing drugs. We're smashing drugs in the face with baseball bats. Drugs are running from us like the pansies they are.