It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch. A tortoise was walking back from the pub late one evening when he was mugged by three snails. He hooked it up in their living room, took the remote-control transmitter a block down the street, and switched channels without difficulty. But the wife didn't like it. She got tired of walking a block away every time she wanted to change channels.
Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age.
Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. It should function for a year following that date. Phillip Bower is not the author of the humor, and does not claim to own any copyright privileges to the jokes. Sources of jokes are listed when known.