Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life. Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives. My next house will have no , just vending machines.
Dull women have immaculate houses.
They were both excellent workers. But, despite all their efforts, business was falling off and Mike had to lay off one of his workers. They both worked equally hard. He decided to watch them the next day, and the first one to take a break from work would be the one he would lay off. The next day both Jack and Mary worked very hard for several hours until, finally, Mary got up and went to the water cooler.