Well it is if you don't count that time i got accidentally sucked up into Henry the hoover and had a well exciting conversation with a dried up lemon, who sympathised with my dreams of becoming a purple cabbage. This is a very unique experience. For all of you out there who have never been a cabbage, I suggest you try it immediately. It helps me express my true feelings toward vegetables especially Cabbages. Cabbages make me happy.
Cabbages are cooler than cucumbers.
I have never been harassed by cabbages. Thank you for bestowing this great honor upon me and inaugurating me into the splendid state of cabbagery. Egabbac I walked a long way on the earth, and I was tired. I looked for a place to rest, and found a beautiful garden. It had rich, dark dirt, and the air was warm.