I was hungry for even greater thrills. Shoji's is one of the best theatres in town. They put on these big spectacular shows, though nothing could ever be as spectacular, I suspect, as their gent's bathroom. Gold taps, armchairs, chandeliers. They even have a pool table in there.
Guys hang out in the toilet for hours.
Now, where I come from, you'd be arrested for that. But not in Branson. Bob Froodenstein is in charge. We probably have the most photographed restrooms in the country. That's a fact.