Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. Dogs don t notice if you call them by another dog s name. Dogs are excited by rough play. Dogs don t mind if you give their offspring away. Dogs understand that farts are funny.
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
Anyone can get a good-looking dog. Dogs don t shop. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. A dog s disposition stays the same all month long. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.