Naturally, when I found out I headed to Garrett Hall to pick up a couple because I decided my roommates would probably want one. Even though I am a College student and am actually fairly literate, this sign completely confused me. I stood there for a minute trying to decipher which of its several possible meanings was most likely. I honestly didn't get it then, and I don't get it now. I find it really hard to believe that somewhere out there exists a student so desperate to get into Symphonic Masterworks they'd be willing to steal 20,000 CODs.
Lets be honest.
If that's the case I found a solution for all the crime in America, and it's ingenious. I bet it's amazing what a little bit of politeness would work on your typical serial killer. I've been under the impression that the honor system was for serious transgressions. Let's see how well that one goes over. Now, I'm not advocating theft of these precious directories.