They will never question you're taste in clothes or colours - they're colour blind. Dogs aren't intimidated if you earn more than they do. When they kiss you they mean it. They're always nice to your relatives. They obsess about you as much or even more than you obsess about them.
Dogs clean their own dishes.
You can kick a dog outside when he's being obnoxious. Dogs love you playing with their toys, as long as they're included. Dogs can't hold a remote control. Dogs don't fill your kitchen with chips and beer. Dogs don't care who is in government.