May be harmful if swallowed. For external use only. Do not eat. Refrigerate after opening. Use only in a well-ventilated area.
Girls love that stuff.
This does represent the official policy of James Elroy Flecker University, the brothers of Pi Phi Beta, and the Didelphic Oracle. Machine washable and dryer safe. May contain historical inaccuracies. Crayons not included. Do not inhale.