Pants in war. But let's start at the very beginning. Hold long enough to establish shot, then GROG runs past as fast as he can. Immediately behind him is a Tyrannosaurus rex. GROG is not wearing any pants.
Camera starts at far left, pans right.
As it picks up each new person's head, that expert speaks. Hold on graphic for three seconds. A huge pair of wooden pants stands on the plain outside. It passes a series of stone pants to the side of the road. Zoom back so we can see it is the fly of a pair of mostly-buried pants.