Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. A man who pitches his tent on the side of a hill is not on the level. If you know exactly where it is, you can't find it. The cuter the puppy, the uglier the dog. If your kids borrowed something, go buy yourself a new one.
Life begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies.
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