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Hot dogs kill children.
Their neatly-knotted ends, bitten off, are just the right girth to form plump plugs in juvenile esophaghi, stoppering everything but the trickle down last taste of mustard and sweet, sweet relish. That's the problem with hand-held foods, be they hot dogs, grinders, pizza or Sloppy Pierres. They don't need plates, they don't need forks, napkins or tables. All you have to do to eat them is mindlessly glide their deliciousosity past smeared, mawing teeth. Hand-helds work so well as food because they are the best convenience.