Our saving grace here is dialog, the movie has some darn amusing lines in it. Video games really have come a long way. The clothes make the man. Women find antisocial, alcoholic, divorced men irresistible. Chubby guys shouldn't wear tight shirts.
Government scientists wear dog tags.
Dashboard lights are exceptionally bright. Inner tubes are not recommended for piranha infested waters. Piranha can eat ten times their own body weight. That guy is watching The Monster that Challenged the World. Finally, the flood that Maggie has been waiting for.