Boa Constrictors live in temperate forests. Witches can summon glowing hula hoops to teleport people across vast distances. Hare Krishnas hate dwarves. Whips are under utilized in sport fishing. Pound for pound you can not beat the entertainment value of watching some dirty little man gnaw on a roast chicken.
Evil men keep nuns as pets.
A witch's staff is full of silly string, she uses this to blind and immobilize enemies. Nuns would make really fine secret service agents. 14 mins - Hawk journeys into the land of background matting. 42 mins - Baldin did not have any trouble getting free of those ropes, I probably would have done that earlier. 54 mins - You know, for good guys, this group is rather sadistic.