You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earths population in 15 tries, at least in theory. No sofas in your restrooms.
External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.
Even if you get your head caught in an industrial wood chipper, your not allowed to cry. James Bond movies only come out every two years. Ribbed for her pleasure - not yours. You have to wear ties. You cant flirt your way out of a jam.