You sleep with your eyes open. You chew on other people's fingernails. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. Cocaine is a downer. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
Instant coffee takes too long.
When someone says. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup. Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.