Rest, and if it doesn't get any better in a week, call me. And whatever you do, don't see a chiropractor. I don't want to see a chiropractor. Exactly seven days later, the agony hasn't gone away, so I call Doctor, and it's back in the ring again with Denise. This has gone too far.
Doctor calls back, sounding annoyed.
I go into my song but not the dance, and Doctor tells me he'll call one of his friends at orthopaedics, but gives me precise instructions. Wait five minutes. Then call this number. If the line is busy at first, call back. They will answer.