He pronounced last night's celebrations premature. For crew morale, I was forced to confine his logical ass to the brig. Starfleet Command has ordered the Enterprise to return to Earth for a top secret mission. They won't even give me a hint. It's so unfair.
Life is so unfair.
My fan base has been diluted by morons. Deep Space Boring. And Janeway's a girl. I mean, come on. No wonder the Voyager got lost.