As I'm wandering around the kitchen, wondering why I'm up at such an unearthly hour, I usually have the radio on to Superstation K106, Wadena. The other morning they read a joke that I just had to have a copy of to share with you. Hello, you have reached the automated answering machine of your school. Don't squat with your spurs on.
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back in. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he start- ed roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.