You see, we grow spiritually when we volunteer, so when the government provides aid to the poor, it denies the rest of us our opportunity to grow by volunteering. Given this theory, it's unclear how Arianna was able to sprout her wings. In three years no one has ever seen Arianna but twice, and both times she brought a TV crew with her. It's possible that the guinea pig will gnaw on carpets or furniture during exercise time, or leave droppings, or even vomit. It scares me to think what Arianna might leave behind.
Guinea pigs are remarkably fast breeding.
Then they'd be eligible for all kinds of subsidies, and wouldn't need welfare. You can have this idea for free. Newt doesn't return my calls. Like some kind of big doofus I asked my accountant, Bob, your question. I have tried to give Bob the impression, up until now, that I knew all about finance, but was just too busy thinking to do the little chores I pay him for.