Somebody is going to kill Fritz. The Nazi's were ruled by an evil sorcerer. 16mm film can last millions of years if stored correctly. Demons and mutants love disco. Religions must involve spanking and Coca-Cola.
Giant ticks are flammable.
Elves watch lots of Bruce Lee films. Viagra will survive the apocalypse. 36 mins-I wouldn't start Plan B right yet. 46 mins-Peace, you are way loopy. 59 mins-Somebody dipped that tank in red dye.