You don't have to bother having a proper conversation with your mates down the pub. Everything on your face stays its original colour. Chocolate is just another snack. You can understand the offside rule in football. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
Flowers fix everything.
You never have to worry about other people's feelings. You can wear a white shirt in the rain. Three pair of shoes are more than enough for most of your life. You can boast about the number of people you've slept with. You can say anything and not worry about what people think.