I was a fool for not signing her up for the quadruple bypass case study. At a few ticks over 700 lbs. Watching her eat could make a man with the strongest stomach scream for mercy and run for the nearest puke containment unit. We would all howl with laughter and continue eating and drinking. Ah yes, the good old days.
All good things have to come to an end sometime though.
It happened that one day Clarissa decided she needed to slim down a little. A lot actually. Liposuction parties are a bad idea. I met Spock in a comedy club one night when he was doing this horrible stand-up routine. All of a sudden he wigs out and starts jumping up and down like his ass is on fire.