In just four years, Delaware has gone from laughing-stock to contender. Pottsdam who performed a similar transformation almost a decade ago with South Carolina has succeeded with good drafts, key free agent signings, and the hiring of an experienced and battle-tested coaching staff. In less than half a decade he has reminded the once hapless state how to win, and the long-suffering Delaware fans have responded enthusiastically, selling out every home game the minute that tickets become available. Lurking just below the surface of that sunny tourist slogan, however, is the sinister, depressing reality that is life for anyone who actually lives there year round. Think of it as Canada, only without any of the good things that you would normally associate with Canada.
Maine is a bleak place, populated by crazy fishermen and crazy bed and breakfast owners.
Also crazy L.L. Bean factory workers. With the most feminine name of any state in the nation, males from Maryland are fiercely defensive about their masculinity. They are likely to lash out if threatened and often become engaged in drunken fights and drunken penis measuring contests. Women from Maryland, on the other hand, are all sluts. The least popular state in the union, Mass residents are known throughout the country as both Massholes and Assachusettses.