Hence the evil anathema that is Microsoft. Beagles I don't know why, but I just hate beagles. They can't even bark . Maybe one day I'll tell you the Beagle Ranger story. Ms. Barbara Roll, from the University of Calgary, informs me that I am, in fact, wrong about beagles.
Dogs can bark.
Beagles very rarely become possessed by restless alien spirits and begin radiating sinister green light from their eyes. Beagles have been known to play the jew's harp with some proficiency and talent. Additionally, a beagle, in the right circumstances, can apparently be used as a floatation device. In light of this compelling evidence, I hereby rule in favor of Ms. Roll and other beagle-lovers. Beagles are definitely worthy of my admiration and affection, and I have no business condemning an entire breed of domesticated canine based on one unfortunate beagle-related experience.