If only people came with pull down menus and on-line help. A family reunion is an effective form of birth control. A family tree can wither if nobody tends its roots. A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away. After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.
Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples.
The place for storing your priceless genealogy records. It's a contagious disease, but I love it. Genealogists are time unravelers. Tracing yourself back to better people. A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.