There are coaches who spend eighteen hours a day coaching the perfect game and they loose because the ball is oval and they can't control the bounce. The hole is never where it's supposed to be. I can assure them it is much more serious than that. I think you are either born one or not. Colts rookie Rob Morris on being a middle linebacker.
Football is like nuclear warfare.
There are no winners only survivors. You can go to the bank to borrow money, but you can't go to the bank and borrow a superbowl ring. The trouble with referees is that they just don't care which side wins. When he goes on a safari, the lions roll up their windows. The Rams gain yardage when they take a knee.