We make plans based upon the idea that you will use all of the paint, and when you don't, it just causes us all sorts of problems. Yes sir, it will. That won't do you any good, sir. We all have the same rules. I mean painting - with our airline.
Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age.
Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. As I let go of my shoulds and feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath. It should function for a year following that date. Phillip Bower is not the author of the humor, and does not claim to own any copyright privileges to the jokes. Sources of jokes are listed when known.