It's good to be sensitive, sometimes. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it. We are drama queens.
Fashion police do exist.
Hugs and kisses must be given at all times. We don't shave our legs every day, get over it. Don't make bets about us, we always find out. Even is you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's, hers are fake.