We refuse to answer. Learn to use the toilet seat. You re a big girl. If it s up, put it down. Do not cut your hair.
Long hair is always more attractive than short hair.
One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her. Sometimes we are not thinking of you. Live with it. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks. It s like the full moon or the changing of the tides.