Kitties won't forget to take your libary books back, and ride around with them for 3 months. Kitties clean out the microwave when they use it. Kitties never download porn pics on to your computer, then act as if they didn't do it. When kitties have an accident on the carpet they don't blame a man or you. Kitties never hit you out of anger.
Kitties never volunteer to make dinner, then forget.
Kitties don't compare paychecks to see who makes more, then pout when they find out. Kitties don't invite friends to dinner, and forget to tell you. Kitties don't make you sleep in the wet spot. Cats don't call you sweetie along with the entire population of women they know. Cats don't leave your tools on the floor.