All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person. He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit. Honesty is the best policy - there's less competition. The other line moves faster. When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
You've never been as sick as just before you stop breathing. No matter how careful one is in resealing the inner liner in a cereal box, it will tear where it is glued to the box.