Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand and impossible to modify. Real programmers don't write documentation. Documentation is for simpletons who can't read listings or the object code from a dump. Real programmers don't draw flowcharts.
Flowcharts are, after all, the illiterate's form of documentation.
Real programmers don't read manuals. Reliance on a reference is the hallmark of a novice and a coward. They get excited over finite-state analysis and nuclear reaction simulation. Real programmers don't use high level languages. Real programmers' programs don't work right the first time.