Dogs would rather you buy them a hamburger than a lobster dinner. You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready 24 hours a day. Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry. Dogs don't borrow your shirts. Dogs never want a foot rub.
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
Dogs find it amusing when you are drunk. Dogs cant talk. Dogs aren't catty. Dogs seldom outlive you. This material is provided as general medical information only and may not include all side effects or details relevant to a particular individual's treatment.