Sting did sell out. Never go to a rodeo. Burger King is better than McDonald s. Watch for deer. Never wait by the phone for an expected phone call. White jeans are out of style.
Malts are better than milkshakes.
Snow boarding is harder than it looks. Roommates do come from hell. Bread crust does not put hair on your chest. Check under your bed for monsters. Nipple hair is not sexy.