People wearing suits are arrogant assholes. In Sweden everything is better. English only drink beer and watch football. German only drink beer in lederhosen. American are generally more stupid than everybody else.
Blondes are stupid.
Bass players are stupid. In our laboratory environment we have tried to scientifically determine which one is more stupid, a bass player or a blonde. Of course, an american blonde bass player wins all. Sun always shines in Espoo. Women tend to be more passionate the further you are from Helsinki.