After a few stints involving an inability to control the power, including turning into Bozo the Clown, he asks Lotus for help. Well, she beats his testicles with a bamboo rod and that sets him right on track. Soon Kabukiman is cleaning up crime, becoming a hero, and knocking boots with Lotus. Being shot in the crotch sucks. Never hand the clumsy guy a Samari sword.
Japanese fans are deadly weapons.
It's okay to hit a priest who is dealing drugs. Silly string obstructs windshield vision. Every movie needs a dog-faced monkey. A grown man should not walk around in a red suit. Hookers and pimps should be cut into sushi rolls.