A man who can dress himself without looking like Forrest Jump is unquestionably gay. Men are all the same. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart. Women don't make fools of men. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they're too old for it.
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years, proving that even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions. If he asks what sort of books you like, tell him chequebooks. Women sleep with men who, if they were women, they wouldn't even bother to have lunch with. If he asks you if you're faking it, tell him no, you're just practising.