We can get off with teenagers without being called dirty old perverts. We never ejaculate prematurely. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - they look like complete dicks in ours. We can be groupies.
Male groupies are stalkers.
It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy. We can cry and get off speeding fines. We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our genitals. Taxis stop for us.