I can tell you where and when I was born, where I went to school, some of the things I learned. Maybe we'll come back to it later.
Lets get some of that boring biographical stuff out of the way first.
I was born in Bilston, England, on the ninth of April nineteen fifty seven. I couldn't tell you what time precisely as I wasn't paying all that much attention when it happened. We didn't own it we rented it, and it probably wasn't as large as I remember. I was a lot smaller then. It must have been fairly big though because when they finally pulled it down they built a whole housing estate where it had stood.