Next, Chris, the leader of a local church, softly advises against hoarding and panicking if the computer bug does manage to shut down the power, water or anything else for a little while. Everyone sits back in his or her chairs. Cynthia has her shoes off. Chris is followed by Gene, a survivalist with a different approach to the Y2K disaster scenario. He's stockpiling food, generators, batteries, anything he and his wife might need when the whole world goes to hell in a binary handbasket.
Gene tells the audience it's OK to drink from the toilet in emergency situations.
He regrets he's been unable to find the mysterious P-Generator, which draws power from human urine. Drifting from the issue at hand, Gene mentions he'd like to know why there are U.N. tanks near our national parks and why the autopsy reports for Littleton's little murderers haven't been released yet. He may be right, he may be crazy. The crowd writes down his millennial advice and everything else. Gene just may be the lunatic they're looking for.