The notion of such a God fielding the power surge of thanksgivings all on one day brings a smile. The important thing is to never lose the sense of gratitude and to allow expressions of gratitude for such graces as life offers. Thanksgiving is the purest form of prayer. This is not, alas, about the insect kind of fly. It is about the zipper kind.
Every man has fly stories.
Some have phobias. Everyone knows what it means when someone says, Your barn door is open. In the clergy business there are similar worries and jokes. Like explaining why clergy wear robes. Everyone laughs, but does a zipper check anyway.