Cranky goes through the same routine almost every summer. He finds it necessary to point out that some summer flicks are perfect solely in their ability to entertain. Jaws can drop.
Eyes can bug out.
Summer films, the really good ones, should make you feel like a kid again. Summer films, the great ones, should do the former and make you want to see 'em again. Film students hate summer films. Cranky loves 'em, and Cranky loved The Fifth Element . That's just about a direct quote.