A diet is what you go on when not only can't you fit into the store's dresses, you can't fit into the dressing room. The problem with curbing our appetites is that most of us do it at the drive in window of McDonalds. The most fattening thing you can put in an ice cream sundae is a spoon. The biggest drawback to fasting for seven days is that it makes one weak. Sweets are the destiny that shapes our ends.
Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.
The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat. Diets are for women who not only kept their girlish figure but doubled it. A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width. It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it's the seconds.