Has two sore fingers. A person dressed as a giant male right hand. Quicker, and has a sense of humor. More athletic, and more preferred. Holding a giant knife.
Hands are on their according side.
A red and white checkered tablecloth is strewn across the floor of the stage, falling over the front of it. The lights turn on to reveal the hands. You have to hold it higher up, or you'll cut yourself. I'm about to cut you in a second. You know I can't hold the knife higher.