Pass them together. See how many guests you have to invite over before one says something about it. Put some under your eyelids and see if it alters your vision. Coat your stomach walls with it to prevent ulcers. Travel to California.
Grease caltrops with it so they'll be sure to slide into enemy feet quickly and easily.
Then he was in an accident and broke his jaw, and had to have his mouth wired shut. Two days after this procedure, he returned to the urologist for his regularly scheduled appointment. Unable to make sense out of this, the doctor finally fetched a notepad and asked the man to explain in more detail in writing. Pee not better. Set a glob of it on a sleeping person's abdomen, then send the dog to wake 'em up.