Offering money always rolls to the other side of the room when dropped. Ushers do not have a sense of humor. There IS a doggie Heaven. Parachute games should not be used in a room with a chandelier. Animal crackers can be sneezed out the nose.
Girls are superior to boys.
There are reasons why pastor s kids have a bad reputation. Helium intoxication does not produce respect in a staff meeting. Vomit comes in all colors.