To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool fall to the floor, or better yet, on their laps. A container which your neighbors put out once a week to test your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid off with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with margarine wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts of bread. Incredibly effective before black-tie events.
Love Is a feeling of intense affection, given freely and without restriction.
The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail. If you're lucky, a human will love you in return. Sniff A social custom to use when you greet other dogs. Place your nose as close as you can to the other dog's rear end and inhale deeply, repeat several times, or until your person makes you stop. Sofas Are to dogs like napkins are to people.