A tax is a fine for doing well. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Most people talk to themselves, only special people get answers. Stop being a bitch, that's my job. Hardly any of the jokes here are corny.