Unfortunately, in our time when there are so many people deserving of her artful scorn, Alice doesn't live here anymore. She has gone to that elegant salon in the sky, where, doubtless, she is learning just how long and burdensome Eternity can be in a domain where you are wise to hold your tongue. Welfare changes no one. Chelsea Clinton's hair needs medical attention. If Dr. James Naismith had ever met Dennis Rodman he would have called his game freakball.
Journalism schools have more than enough diplomas to pass out.
It's testicles that are in short supply. Sigmund Freud gave you reasons to hate your mother. Bill Clinton gave you reasons to hate his mother. Arkansas is a political cat box. The disbarment of Clinton is the last chance to save its honor.