A man who can dress himself without looking like Forrest Gump is unquestionably gay. Men are all the same. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart. Women don't make fools of men. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they're too old for it.
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. If he asks what sort of books you like, tell him checkbooks. Sadly, all men are created equal. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years, proving that even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions. The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.