The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else' s dog around. Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket. Never miss a good chance to shut up. A man went into a grocery store, got 3 cans of dog food, and walked up to the checkout counter. A few days later the man walks into the same store, gets 3 cans of cat food, and walks up to the checkout counter.