Humor - Bumper Stickers for the Educated Bumper Stickers for the Educated Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. I intend to live forever - so far, so good. I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.