A closed mouth gathers no feet. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney. If you can read this, I've lost my trailer. Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
If it ain't broke, fix it till it is. I don't get even, I get odder. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.