Sorry, dearest, only works that way in Disney movies. In much cooler claymation movies, PC is big and green and has weird little pointy things on his head. Nick, if by some odd chance you're reading this, I mean that as a compliment. There's no such thing as love at first sight, only lust at first sight. Love comes sometime after friendship.
Life imitates art.
Then my feet turned blue, and Emi said I was the most chastely dressed person there. But I don't think chastity relates to blue feet. It was generally awesome, can't remember specifics. All better, in fact. Ce n'est pas juste.