I had planned to work on the antenna that morning, and then I was going to meet up with a few hams to work on the next club newsletter. Instead, I went upstairs and woke my wife up with a kiss. C'mon honey, I'm taking you and the kids to breakfast. Oh, nothing special, it's just been a long time since we spent a Saturday together with the kids. I need to buy some marbles.
Kids say the strangest things.
Some grade school teachers must agree with that, because they keep journals of amusing things their students have written in papers. The parts of speech are lungs and air. The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes. A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the population. Water is composed of two gins.