Many amusing English mistakes in local newspaper every single day. All Bruneian bigshots and Gov't Ministers drive fast Turbo Porsches, Mercedes, BMWs, and Jaguars so police never dare to run speed traps. Only 150 Americans here so each of us is considered very interesting, especially to the local female populace. Sultan will wave back to you if you wave to him on the street or while driving. No American football, golf, or basketball shown on television.
Kids wear the funny fezzes, pajamas, and head scarves too.
Police cars are all BMW 735i's. Weird plants, bugs, and animals everywhere. Free bananas and coconuts. You can safely see creatures that would give Jacques Cousteau nightmares, just on a visit to the Fish Market. Water taxis have rowdy drivers that enjoy splashing and rocking other boats with their wakes.