It is illegal to milk another person's cow. It is against the law to fish from horseback. It is illegal not to drink milk. It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list. It is considered an offense to hunt whales. At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole. Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. Virginia You cannot sell lettuce on Sunday, but you can sell beer, wine etc.