The miracle of modern statistics is now lying at your fingertips Do not miss the opportunity to behold the World's First Absurd WWW Counter operated jointly with the University of Absurdistan. Well, our institute made a series of experiments with dogs and it turned out that they can be quite heat-resistant when properly instructed. The first experiment didn't turn out very well, since the dog Haryk I. jumped into the furnace prior to being given a safety training. The following experiments were a big success though, and currently the record is held by the bullterrier named Haryk VIII., who survived the blazing inferno of 1650K for 10 minutes. The future plans for this project include sophisticated use of protective coats made out of banana peels that should enhance the class of heat-resistant animals to include cats, racoons, golden fish, buffalos and chimpanzees.
Human volunteers are welcome too.
It is a known fact in Absurdistan, that domestic animals have a rich emotional life. As a matter of fact, horses that are divorced are not allowed in traffic any more, since their distress has caused a number of accidents. A zoology group in the IRS has focused on cows recently and claims that happy cows produce better milk with less cholesterol that cows that are stressed out or overworked. The whole experimental area between Ja'rov and Rio Bio is now dotted with farms that keep their cows extra happy. The cow on the left is one of judges.