Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs think you sing great. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
Anyone can get a good-looking dog. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. A dog's parents never visit. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions. Dogs like beer.