Some people are alive only becuse it's illegal to kill them. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Horn broken, watch for finger. I married thier king.
Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.
Try looking under my tires. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself. Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink. Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling to good myself.