You go to work in a snowsuit in the morning and return home wearing shorts. Bernie Brewer is your idol because he gets to dive in a giant beer mug. Your idea of the seasons is Winter, Spring and the 4th of July. You know how to polka. Your idea of diversity is having black, white, and brown cows.
Formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans and a baseball cap.
You were unaware there is a legal drinking age. You have to go to Florida to get a tan in August. You have caught a fish in Lake Michigan and it glowed in the dark. Your 4th of July Family Picnic was moved indoors due to frost. You can visit Luxemburg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, and Poland all in one afternoon.