There is no substitute for success. Free advice is seldom cheap. Keep your lies consistent. The riskier the road, the greater the profit. Win or lose, there's always Huyperian beetle snuff.
Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum.
Every once in a while declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies. Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge. The flimsier the product, the higher the price. Never let the competition know what you're thinking.