If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist. When all else fails, read the instructions. Everything that goes up must come down. Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way. The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand. The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm. An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. All great discoveries are made by mistake. Nothing ever gets built on schedule.