We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. We never ejaculate prematurely. When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic. We can be groupies.
Male groupies are stalkers.
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. Taxis stop for us. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.