I think I'll go jerk off into the carton of milk owned by the guy who rents a room upstairs. Now that cheers me up, thinking how he'll be getting some extra protein tomorrow morning with his Cheerios. Check out the great new Badassmofo redesign. Later, under pressure, the edict was rescinded. Well, maybe they have a point.
Gangs do traditionally come from ghettos.
If anyone has any spare guns lying around the house, please send me one so I can put a bullet in my head and end this pathetic meaningless bullshit materialistic existence. I don't think some of you realize the predicament that I am in. If it wasn't for poo-poo and the few really amazing people that I've met through doing this webpage it would have been down long ago. My faith in humanity is at an all time low. The accidental amputation of limbs by fireworks, music, and murder helped Americans remain utterly satisfied with their illusion of freedom.