The one fault in their argument is the utter lack of comprehension of how good it all tastes. Imagine a delicious prime rib. Now imagine something unimaginably more delicious and you will almost understand what it means to eat a baby. Other letters occasionally arrive from other corners of the world. Always asking for the same thing, babies.
Every letter is responded to in a similarly creative insulting, berating manner.
So to you dear reader, I say be proud to be an American. And be proud of the fact that Dr. Bob is on your side. Keep making babies and we'll keep eating them.