Perhaps we could store tons of gold foil wrapped chocolate bars under lock and key at Fort Knox. I think this is the one cause that can unite Clinton and Gingrich. I think even Rush Limbaugh will throw his weight into this. So, fellow chocolate eaters, begin to conserve. Protect the cocoa plant.
Lets get some educational spots on worldwide TV with some catchy slogans.
This changes everything. Oh, I hope they don't start trying to come up with a synthetic chocolate. I'm sure it would taste all wrong. I'd go on with this, but I feel a little hungry. I'm thinking chocolate cream pie.