The South Carolina debate put the WWF to shame. First came the warm-up bouts. Gallagher followed with a couple of hot lines to keep the viewers warmed up. The main event starts out slow but Dole is showing signs of life. Apparently his campaign staff got their hands on those experimental adrenaline injections I've been hearing about.
Dole counters with a quick cane to the shins.
I only quoted your columns. Things begin to liven up when Forbes slaps Alexander with a few financial smears. Alexander lunges for Forbes' throat. Forbes, biting off a piece of Alexander's ear, spits it out and calls him a liberal. The two combatants turn on him in unison.