The more corporate logos you wear, the more you resemble cellophane, and this is good. Strive to become a product. Destroy the human. The human is what keeps you chained, and we have become too lazy to tolerate chains. When you say something that offends all your friends, do not allow yourself to experience guilt.
Guilt is arthritis of the soul.
Instead, continue to repeat the offensive phrase until your friends start screaming at you. Buy books and eat them. Get drunk often. Have sex with strangers of both sexes. If you are tempted to protest that you are not a bisexual, you have not been paying attention.