The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seat belt. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Living is a terminal disease. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.