All in all, Howard's unit is still better than a sharp stick in the eye. Then he gets a modem. Nothing too fast, mind you, but it's really neat to be able to e-mail folks. He installs it. Everlasting youth is just another alias away.
Life goes on.
AOL gets old. Howard hits the online world like a 75-cent protagonist for Nintendo. Both guns blazing, making enemies left and right, stirring the pot, so to speak. It's all just fun and games, 'cause this is the virtual world. It goes without saying that Howard now gets a lot of mail.