I hate minivans. Before I drive a minivan, I will slit my wrists and gargle with my own blood. I mean it. For happiness, you must have a job where you can occasionally work and think in coffee houses. This is not negotiable.
Jazz is life.
Don't forget it. I tried to major in conversation, but was told there was no degree program. My newest hobby is learning to play electric guitar, specifically blues. I am so sick of trying to play House of the Rising Sun. It also appears that you have to practice to learn to play guitar.