Having moved back to NZ in 99, after being away for 10 years, seeing new ads for old brand names prompted me to commit this lot to web before my memories are over-written by the new. It's been an incredible temptation to make comments about these as I type them in, but they should be left unscathed. The bits marked with XXX below are either forgotten, or bits which I never had a clue what it was they were saying, so help there would be much appreciated , and acknowledged at the end of the page. Apologies for the delay in updating this page, especially to the correspondents who sent in corrections and fresh memories.
Life's a whole long journey, boy.
Before you grow too old, Don't miss the opportunity to strike a little gold. Out West the folks are crossing you. The way to make them stop, Is to quick draw your Crunchie bar and Fill them full of choc. Crunchie Hokey pokey bar. The cows and the sheep and the birds and the horses, Are mooing and baaing and whistling and neighing.