A day without sunshine is like night. Death is hereditary. I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate. Dear Santa, all I want is your list of naughty girls. Black holes are where God divided by zero.