It is an idea of great weight and importance, and I have thought it through thoroughly. However, the powers that be have supressed it since its conception, and I have never been able to speak of my wonderous creation aloud. This plan that I have hatched deep within the bosom of my soul is, What I would do if I had a year to do anything, all expenses paid. I am indebted to the Admissions officer at prestigious Stanford University for affording me, at last, the oppurtunity to offer discourse on a subject that has nearly burned a hole through my shut lips with its urgency. People need money.
Evidence is everywhere.
Babies die by the thousands for want of food in India, Children prostitute themselves in Bangkok so that their parents might have a roof over their heads, Congress is forced to vote itself a clandestine pay raise, just to be able to afford hush money. Need surrounds us. But so does money. And so much of it goes unused. It sits, whittling away the time in dank, dusty bank vaults, where no one can appreciate it.