Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff. Dogs look at your eyes. Dogs like your size. Dogs do not care whther you shave your legs. Dogs take care of their own needs.
Dogs are color blind.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you. Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do. Dogs are nice to your relatives. Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them. You don't have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.