It's true, all men are born free and equal - but some of them get married. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced. I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it. That happens everywhere, son.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. There was this lover who told his love that he would go through hell for her.