Wedding plans take care of themselves. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry. You don't have to shave below your neck. If you're 34 and single nobody notices. Chocolate is just another snack.
Flowers fix everything.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park. Three pair of shoes are more than enough. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room. Car mechanics tell you the truth.