It says so right on my yo-yo. Lots of it. Whether it's Kettle Korn or condoms, Krispy Kreme or Chlamydia, ya gotta know the territory. Citrus isn't king. To claim otherwise is just so much pulp fiction.
Citrus is the excuse.
The grand rationale. The fragrant, nostalgic, feel-good banner beneath which all manner of extraneous commerce flows. My Chlamydia yo-yo. It even glows in the dark. I just have to assume that this is not a symptom.