No bedroom is complete without a wall-length gun rack. The Citizens' Voice calls the styrofoam cooler one of the great inventions of mankind. It's OK to wear a camoflauge jacket to a wedding reception at Denny's, and it's OK to give tupperware ice tea glasses as a wedding present. People repair their cars right in front of Cee-Kay Auto. In Miner's Mills, goats are considered indoor animals.
Every third house has a used washing machine on the front porch.
Ask me how. Roto Rooter men demand backups when visiting houses. People have more children than they have teeth. No high school band in Wilkes-Barre is complete without a banjo section. The typical Blue Cross employee has a Bud Light lamp hanging over their dining room table.