Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it. Good morning Lord or Good Lord, morning. So shines a good deed in a naughty world. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Humans are like tea bags.
They never realize their strength until they are put in hot water. Hymns appropriate to the occasion. If you are looking for some specific, use this search engine. It will search all my pages on the word or words you are looking for. I'm sure you know many more one-liners matching these pages, so please send them to me.