Between the two old computers, I had about 12 different cables. But I've discovered a use for them. I've knotted them together and keep them in the trunk of my car to use as a tow chain if I ever need a tow. You wouldn't believe how strong those things are, and the rubber coating will prevent scratches on my bumper. Even loading paper requires six pages of small-print instructions.
Every button performs eight different functions, depending on which of five modes it's in.
Now my only remaining challenge is deciding what to do with 45 pounds of tractor-strip computer paper. If you have any ideas, I want to hear them.