Even if I have to lie to do it. I tried to take a late night piss, but the toilet moved so again I missed. Never stand between a dog and a tree. I hope to die peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.
Hard work has a future payoff.
Laziness pays off now. Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper. If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking. We made too many wrong mistakes. Life was a funny thing that occurred on the way to the grave.