Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a Tic-Tac. 6. Never hold a Dust Buster and a cat at the same time. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
Families are like fudge . . .
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. If you can remain calm while all others around you are losing their heads, maybe you just don't understand the problem. Insanity is my only means of relaxation. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.