It's part of your contract, right after that bit about wearing faded army flak jackets whenever you go out in public. Weeping is pretty easy. All you have to do is think of something sad like a lost puppy dog or the motion picture Ishtar . You'll be drowning in your own tears in no time. Composing bad poems.
Every moody loner has to compose ream after ream of wretched poetry.
The poems can be about anything, provided that they are without rhyme, meter or any redeeming literary value. Damn your eyes. Right before she got the rickets. Some Parting Advice Being a moody loner has its disadvantages. You don't get invited to many parties, people tend to run in fear from you and the only time you ever receive any real attention is during the FBI manhunt after that unfortunate incident at the Galleria over the weekend.