Youngman Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. Beer is good food. If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. It's better to have beer in hand than gas in tank.
Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer. Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.