Humans are not causing global warming. Humans are not causing ozone depletion. We cannot possibly cause harm to God's most magnificent creation. Liberal doomsday scenarios have always been proven wrong. Life obviously had an intelligent designer.
Evolution defies the Second Law of Thermodynamics.
Evolution is only a theory. Lots of poor people are fat they're not suffering. Hitler was a leftist. The U.S. has a liberal media. Political Correctness makes liberals inconsistent on free speech.