Now, there are a couple of secret places to meet girls on campus, and because I want to pass on this knowledge, I'll tell you about them. One great place is a sorority house. Another place, the best place if you ask me, is in these special rooms in literally every building on campus. That's gold, baby, so use it well. Another place you will find lots of females is at late-night fraternity parties.
Girls love guys who are drunk.
Think about it. Trust me, they love it when you stare with glazed eyes at their chests. Proceed to cry and beg for forgiveness seconds later, and forget their names a few times if you can, just for good measure. Do all sorts of other crazy things, like trying to shovel the carpet in your room. If all else fails, you could always get a job as a Times-Delphic columnist.