Then he cloned it a dozen or more times. Each one was offset just a bit so that they now open and close at slightly different rates. He instructed the camera in his computer to follow one corkscrew so that the result is an action pan of a whole fleet of corkscrew space ships. From the few affecionados who have seen it, everyone thinks it's better and doesn't hurt the integrity of the original. No way would I have wanted to do anything that would damage the reputation of what we did before.
Fans take that real seriously.
Spread far and wide by the galactic winds. I'll be there with Princess Anne-Droid and we'll sign videos. Lots of people are coming dressed up as their favorite Hardware Wars character. There'll be lots of toasters and special surprises. The theater told me they expect a sell-out all three nights from the number of phone calls they've received.