I'm not having a baby, I'm just having trouble breathing. My girlfriend's weird. My buddy got busted for counterfeiting. He was making pennies. They caught him because he was putting the heads and tails on the wrong sides.
Hermits have no peer pressure.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. The other day I saw a rabbit in the forest in front of a candle making pictures of humans on a tree. What a nice night for an evening. When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. I just got skylights put in my place.