He has a four-pronged fork. Man attempts to impale a potato with fork, pauses to wipe sweat from forehead, falls over. Woman pokes futilely at piece of steak. In exasperation, she wipes the sweat from her forehead and throws down the fork, which explodes, killing her. A horribly emaciated guy, sobbing in front of a huge banquet and clutching a normal fork.
Man dies of hunger, dropping fork, which injures a cute kitten.
Some other guy with a fork. Man nods to camera enthusiastically, his normal fork getting caught in the obscene tangle of hair growing from just below his bottom lip. He looks exasperated and yanks the fork, which flies into his eye-socket, killing him. As he dies, he wipes the sweat from his forehead. Handsome single guy eats with his new fork, and a hot, half-nude woman immediately runs in and rubs her body all over his face.