You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest. Everything on your face gets to stay its original color. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Flowers fix everything.
You never have to worry about other people's feelings. You can wear a white shirt to a water park. Three pairs of shoes is more than enough. You can eat a banana in a hardware store. Foreplay is optional.