I build up castles. I tear down mountains. I make some men blind, I help others to see. It doesn't take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter. Dogs cannot lie.
Dogs never resist nap time.
You don't need an extra phone line for a dog. Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid. Dogs don't care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes. Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old. Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.