At work there are some programs you can never get out of. In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic and psychotic. The Ten Things That Will Never Happen At X 10. The conference room is available whenever you need it. The copier works.
Gum chewing is deemed an aphrodisiac.
The administrative staff starts refilling the water cooler with a garden hose. You go from advertising at the super bowl to advertising at little league games. Your company T3 goes to a T1 to several cable modems. You fear that 56K is coming. Out goes the in house Chef.