Bokassa I, former emperor of the Central African Republic, while on trial for infanticide, cannibalism, and torture. Baseball would be a better game if more third basemen got hit in the mouth by line drives. Andy Rooney I don't want to achieve immortality by being inducted into baseball's Hall of Fame. I want to achieve immortality by not dying. Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Hermann Hesse A society made up of individuals who were capable of original thought would probably be unendurable. The pressure of ideas would simply drive it frantic. When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. When you watch television, you never see people watching television. We love television because it brings us a world in which television does not exist.