In proportion to its size, the ant has the largest brain in the animal kingdom. We got off the Titanic first. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. We can be groupies.
Male groupies are stalkers.
We can cry and get off speeding fines. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. Taxis stop for us. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.