Just flaunting thier hair. Claudia Shirt-tugging is supposed to be a captain's privilege. Please report to the bridge with an armed escort. They're attracted to shiny objects. Varath I have a fear of lawn gnomes.
Children are the size of lawn gnomes.
Therefore I am afraid of children. Snipes I don't want to risk another Measly. They don't understand personal space. I wasn't until I met Measly Cruncher. None of my material can be used on any other site without prior permission from the author.