I used to wear glasses, but not anymore, thanks to science. Also thanks to money, going to show that money can do anything. If you ever have an advantage, use it, no matter who it hurts. You can just say that you're sorry, even if you're not. Your favorite TV show will be cancelled.
Girls come and go.
Get what you can when you can. Just remember to avoid the L word. Keep two separate sets of friends. Don't pay your taxes. I mean it.