Communication between the two countries has soured, leading to increased friction and strained relations in bed. In fact, insiders are beginning to wonder if China and the United States will ever be compatible in bed. Last night and this morning, American diplomats struggled mightily with their Chinese counterparts in bed. But the two sides could barely agree how to begin, much less come to a mutually satisfying conclusion in bed. Experts say the problem lies in fundamental differences of style in bed.
Every move has to be approved by dozens of other government party officials in bed.
Also, it is difficult to get the Chinese to say exactly what they want in bed. One minute they're asking for increased access to restricted areas in bed. Then they turn around and say they want to join a group, such as the WTO, in bed. Pentagon sources say the latest mishap was caused by a Chinese pilot's aggressive posturing in bed. But the Chinese have blamed the Americans, saying the American pilot unexpectedly moved to the left in bed.