Lynn scores big by finding a Magic Date-ball, a extremely pink and glittery version of the old favorite. It is the essence of girliness. The sarcasm flows thick and heavy. Jen and I hear about how all the women in London are now wearing short skirts, black tights, and knee high boots. We are dubious about this fashion, but Lynn, who just got back from London, assures us it'll be here before we know it.
Fashion takes about nine months to move from there to here.
I privately resolve to start looking for boots. Jen, who is already wearing a short skirt and black tights, is ahead of the game. Jen tries to buy ramen but is put off by the number of shoppers. I point out to her the amazing number of hamster themed stickers in the stationary store. Lynn and I tell stories of our bizarre past lives as paralegals, which is how we met, and the depths of idiocy to which certain kinds of attorneys invariably fall.