You can have it. Rumpoles of the Prairie.
Junipers are tidy, organized, presentable.
Junipers remind me of student body presidents. Shoes in junipers remind me of student body presidents wearing weekend nose rings. By then I was far south and far east of the first tree, but the world remained gray, windy, and bitter. Furious storms raged in the distant, lonely, world-class mountains. From 100 yards the leaves had become shoes and the tree had become hideous.