Try not to hit anyone. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you. Don' t stand directly in front of others. Don't take extra strokes. The man who takes up golf to get his mind off his work soon takes up work to get his mind off golf.
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often. A group of golfers were searching for one of there golf balls out in the deep rough. A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf, enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway.