Mirrors are twice as good as windows-you only have to clean one side to see clearly. Keeping house is like stringing beads with no knot in the end of the thread. Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible comer. On its way to the corner, any dropped tool will always first strike your toes. The person who snores the loudest will fall asleep first.
Man is planned obsolescence.
If one keeps his socks clean and runs around with the right people-things fall into place. We regret more things we didn't do than things we did do. In the winter, bus windows never close. No shoelace ever broke being untied. It is better to be hated than to be ignored.