There are more. While the real votes were being tabulated the Reporter-News staff came up with a few more categories. Some are serious. Some are not. Bridges are out.
Lanes are closed.
Detours are everywhere. The best thing to do is just stay away until construction is finished. All number streets named North or South run east and west. The ability to walk across Cypress at noon, pausing in the middle to talk to a friend, without being worried about being hit by a car. It lasts 10 minutes.