It's exam time, and I have no time.
Hours are precious.
Hence this column is being ghost written for me this week by a man whose anonymity I shall conceal by calling him Someone Else. He's exceptionally talented, and I have asked him to tone down his brilliance in order to stay consistent with my style so far. I must admit however, that he is not a finalist, nor is he even a student. He is a Dutch Trapeze artist by profession, but I am confident that his incredible powers of empathy will allow his work to blend seamlessly with my own. The time has come to reveal myself.