Sure, we all know cows. You probably think you're clever. Well, little did you know, that cow could very well determine whether you live or die. That bovine can decide your future. In fact, he controls all that happens in the universe.
Cows know all, see all, are all.
In other words, don't mess with them. Cows are sacred, Cows are neat. That just about says it all. They're godlike animals, they're very, very cool, and, yes, they're edible. Contrary to popular belief, they don't kill cows to make beef.