These type of people make me really nervous. At the time I knew him, a girl he was seeing dumped him and he took a photo of her out into the woods and threw knives at it. This woman was heavily into sex games and had this game she'd thought up called 'Flying Saucers'. Basically, they'd both be naked, they'd be in this girl's kitchen and she'd squirt a whole bottle of washing-up liquid all over the floor. She'd go like a bullet skidding on these saucers.
Human sexuality is really complex.
Susannah has really bad circulation and at night her feet are always stone cold. She's got into this habit now of warming them up by sticking them between my buttocks. That's as personal as this site gets. I sat in front of our fridge for three hours trying to weaken it with Tracey's hairdryer. I can't help but admire someone who makes a sexist statement with dead cow.