The children in a UU church school class were drawing pictures. Three religious persons are discussing when life begins. The Catholic says Life begins at the moment of conception. The Jew says Life begins at the moment of birth. The Unitarian says You're both wrong.
Life begins when the last child goes to college and the dog dies.
Hearing that a great flood was coming Roman Catholics said their rosaries, Methodists joined in prayer, but UU's formed a class to try to learn to live under water. A Hindu, a Jew, and a Unitarian were traveling one night in the midst of nowhere, and the weather turned bad. They started looking for shelter, and found a farmhouse. They knocked on the door and were greeted by a gentleman who understood their plight. You're welcome here, fellas.