This is because it is watered down with expensive mineral water. You see, due to Dublin being a pox ridden eyesore which leaks revolting pus into our beautiful land, they have no clean tapwater. As a result, the beer is watered down with mineral water, as I said, and now the average Gobshite must fork out well over the odds for a pint. But don't let this put you off visiting cosmopolitan Dublin, where absolute knackers mix freely with some of the world's snobbiest bastards. Let the heroin, car theft, annoying whinger bastards, syphilis infested prostitutes and Europe's crappest traffic system put you off going there instead.
Exits are by road, air and sea only, and are usually quite busy, so be patient.
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