Bring a fan. Rent a fridge. Buy a pair of duck boots. It is not possible to read more than 1,200 pages of ancient Greek history in less than 24 hours. The Tree House always closes before midnight, and always runs out of fresh coffee long before that time.
Liberals are tolerant of everything except opposition.
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