You can tune a guitar, but you cant tuna fish. In bad company. Somehow, it's hard to picture butterflies fucking. Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror. Someday I want to see the Pope come out on that balcony and give the football scores.
Life is a near-death experience.
The sound of one hand clapping is the sound a tree falling in a forest when no one is there to hear it. Sometimes I look out the airplane window at a large city at night and wonder how many people are fucking. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Surf's down forever. If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.