St. Patrick's Day, now there's a scam. But there aren't any snakes in Ireland. And I still don't understand why appliance stores can have sales on President's Day and move more money around on a day when bankers can't move any. New Years really twists my sniffer. And one of the Big Events each year is watching a big red ball fall down on top of a building as if a large thing falling down is some major accomplishment for the organizers.
Gravity seems to be in working order.
If this thing hovers in the air, it'll be your job, you know. At least some of the events people paid attention to in early history were actually a surprise. Take a Solar Eclipse. THAT was something to write home about. Nothing much happening here.