Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the King's Horses and all the King's men Came and ate scrambled eggs again. Someone has been eating my porridge. Someone has been eating my porridge. Because the poor had no money.
Horse walks into a bar.
A jock o'lantern. And sure enough, all the sardines were dead. Boys are no good at all until they grow up and get married. Men who don't get married are no good either. Boys are an awful bother.