It is clearly impossible for a small media exercise like this to have a very great effect on the perception of evil science. However, it is a start, and until we've finished building a really huge mind control ray it will have to do. We hope that these pages will remind everyone of the reasons that evil science is so important. Sure, humanity can proceed at a snail's pace sticking genes into cells grown in culture. It seems like the answer is obvious.
Evil science is good simply because it is so bad.
We hope that this laboratory reminds everyone of that. It also presents a few of our greatest leaders and well as tips for the young investigator considering a career in the evil sciences. Look around, don't be shy.