You don't mooch off others' desserts. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. The remote is yours and yours alone. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
Bachelor parties kick ass over bridal showers.
You have a normal and healthy relationshipwith your mother. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked. Someday you'll be a dirty old man. If an other guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies. Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary.