The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. Sadly, all men are created equal.
Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell.
A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her. The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. Your were born somewhere else. You know how to eat an artichoke.