Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. If you look like your passport picture you probably need the trip. Always yield to temptation because it may not pass your way again.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Middle age is when broadness of mind and narrowness of waist change places. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.