That you have cats, and you spoil them rotten. You ought to wuv your widdle fuzzy wuzzy cuddlekins all to pieces. Somewhere, he is plotting. He is going to make his move. Slowly, carefully, with inhuman stealth and cunning he formulates his evil plan.
Camera pulls back.
Try explaining this to the latest breed of alarmists and so-called 'consumer rights activists' whom, it seems, actually want consumers to spend more money on products and waste time wading through unwanted and inapplicable coupons and advertisements than they already do. Clearly, the government ought to regulate this practice. There never was. No 'right' can exist which imposes obligations on another. A 'right to privacy' is, at the heart, a right to force people to pretend they don't know something, or keep them from making observations they have every right to make.