Only then will you be able to remember where you left your car keys. This week you will discover a group of Elvis Presley impersonator s hiding in your bathtub. Join them on their travels, learn of their knowledge and find peace within yourself. Your roommate might slip on the linoleum, but will miss the doorway by an inch or so. You will hear loud screams of pain and cursing, as his or her head hits the wall.
Earplugs are a good tool in avoiding any irritation.
Try using the DNA from your neighbor and an iguana. Figure out the best method of flushing to alleviate problems in the future. You are a clown. Understand this and only then you will be content with yourself. Use those balloon animals and make new friends with children.