Aquatic Huge Giant Space Hamster. I throw my drink at him. A wizard without a sword, thank you. B.A.D.D. news, kid. Bards do it for audiences.
Bards do it then make into a bawdy tale.
Bards do it to music. Bards make good cannon fodder. I want a fighter. Beware of magicians, they manifest anger in strange ways. So much for the find traps roll.