Always drink upstream from the herd. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
Experience is a wonderful thing.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.