In 1998, Exodus joined with the Christian Coalition and the Family Research Council to take out full-page newspaper ads proclaiming their ability to convert gay folks. Critics say no such conversions take place, and that there is no evidence to suggest it could happen. Now he preaches against Exodus and other ex-gay ministries on the Internet. One gay priest who went through a so-called conversion program said it not only fails, but also pushes gay people away from the Church and destroys their lives. Hey, just because you haven't had a rim job lately doesn't mean you're not gay.
Exodus offers workshops to teach gay men how to butch up through athletics.
For lesbians, they provide lessons on gussying themselves up with dresses and makeup. I wonder if that will work for my gay dog, Bozo. I knew I shouldn't have bought him that lavender flea collar. And we should have played catch more often. Now all he wants to do is lie around and lick himself.