Nothing looks more professional to free thinkers like Tim and I than really baggy pants that hang around your knees. That's what business professionals should wear. This totally explains why I haven't been signed up for any biology classes. I'm glad Tim was unable to unravel this mystery in only three and a half years. I know his professor must be impressed.
Employers love a caustic attitude.
I predict high-salary times ahead for Tim. I went to class expecting crack whores and orgies, and all I got was quiet discussion and overheads. Just because finance people need to use a ticker doesn't mean they have to impose it on us marketing types. The next thing you know, accountants will be demanding calculators, and then all hell will break loose. We all know that blacks, whites and Hispanics all look, act and shop alike, and we all have the same values.