Stay with me, it get s better. Mary the Sap was first seen between December 8 and December 12. The second date is the Day of Our Lady of Guadalupe, the patron saint of Latin America. The color photo of Leaky Mary in the paper doesn't look like anything at all. It could be Mary, or the other Madonna, Mickey Mouse, Bill Clinton s dog, Gingrich the Newt, or a map of the moon.
Human imagination is amazing.
Today must be a slow news day.