To Ponder I have come across many interesting articles, quotes, poems and sayings over the years. Some are amusing, some are sad and others will probably make you mad.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The handcuffs are tight because they're new. So, you don't know how fast you were going. The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.