Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind. A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments. The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often. Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players. Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.