That's what it is. It's 75 degrees. You're playing the best golf course in America. You're in a major championship and you are all of 19 years old. Your playing partner is somebody named Woods.
Life is a one-putt.
You arrive at the first tee just before 3 in the afternoon, to thunderous, throaty applause. You hope the commotion is not distracting the other guy, Woods. The tee shot sails safely over a fairway bunker. Matt Kuchar smiled all the way around. This is no exaggeration.