They really dressed us up in bright blue jackets and drove us in fancy armored jeeps, driving up the wrong lane, closing streets, the whole nine yards. I was feeling really good about being a fancy consultant until I found out what it was all about. I ended up lifting and carrying 71 bags weighing 18 kilograms each. And we had to do the same thing all over again at the other end. This was no fun at all.
Few people understand how difficult it is to be a consultant over here.