And the exercise machine went to dwell in the closet, just east of the polyester leisure suit. And in the fullness of time, Woman received the exercise machine from Man in the property settlement. It didn't help her, either. Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
Anger is only one letter short of danger.
He , who loses faith, loses all. Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, Beautiful old people are works of art. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.