You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. I'd stop eating cholocate, but I'm no quitter. Float like a butterfly, eat cake and ice cream like a birthday boy. By losing present time, we lose all time.
Language is a virus from outer space.
Better to light a birthday candle than to curse the darkness. Trust everyone, but cut the cake. A cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing, unlike a birthday cake. The best thing about the future is that it will not come during my birthday party. Life is what happens to you while you're busy eating birthday cake.