As a sensitive indie-rock sort of guy, I write poems. People seem to like 'em a lot. You can read 'em here. You can read some of the funny stuff that I wrote here. Or you can watch some of the funny videos that I made here.
Chances are, it's funny.
Or perhaps not, if you're not into that sort of thing. True tales of Opus. For some reason, things keep happening to me. I'll keep writing about 'em. You keep reading 'em.