I prefer burgers. I have big sideburns, I eat burgers all day long. They call me The King. Buy me a gold suit, Big enough for me to wear. And watch me wiggle.
Lard tastes really great, With peanut butter and beef.
I am a fat-ass. If you're a big fan of Haiku, then I apologise for my poor efforts. If not, then this is some of the best Haiku in the world.