The future is in the making, not the waiting. Archivists make it last longer. Let a Records Manager in your drawers. Control your records before they control you. The preservers of history are as heroic as its makers.
Archives are forever.
What's past is prologue. Hunting for important documents adds excitement to a boring schedule. Stacking papers on your desk protects it from ultraviolet radiation. Being as confused as everyone else helps you fit in. Moving piles of paper keeps you in shape.