He's the one who poses for trophies. In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left. So I went down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right.
Hermits have no peer pressure.
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. I took a baby shower. Whenever I'm in Champaign, I listen to the great music on Rock 107, and when I'm out of town, they mail it to me. I'm like that all the time. One time I was hitchhiking when a hearse stopped.