A bard with a 10 charisma. Aquatic Huge Giant Space Hamster. I throw my drink at him. A wizard without a sword, thank you. B.A.D.D. news, kid.
Bards do it for audiences.
Bards do it then make into a bawdy tale. Bards do it to music. Bards make good cannon fodder. I want a fighter. Beware of magicians, they manifest anger in strange ways.