I also think we should include adopting moms too because they go through a labor of sorts. Now I know why they call the Internet the wild west of the 1990's. Maybe we all need a good laugh for the holiday.
Kids do say the darndest things.
One that really sticks out in my mind comes from my second son, Jarod when he was about 3.5 years old. We had a stray cat that sort of adopted us for about a week and long story short the cat died. Well, I was afraid of disease, etc. It was all I could do to keep a straight face. Our mosquitos are the worst ever this year.