Whether Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, or simply voting at random based on weird anagrams made from candidates names, please be aware that Chaos is our Goddess. Organising the pipe bombs in your backpack by coloured ribbons and location of targets is pointless. Datebooks are anathema. Organised city- states shall be submitted to our mercies and made as crazed as Kay Howard's hair after an all night Mardi Gras party. The initate may be searched at any time for offensive articles.
First offence gets a warning.
Second offence will be a spanking. You may decide to stay around a little longer, but you will be herded away by a bloke with an English accent. Third offence will require brain-washing and starting anew. It's not just for Roman Emperors anymore. If you need examples of how to live your life pleasurably, the Mad Scientist Labs have a full set of clones you may choose from to help guide you on the road to true immoral bliss.