Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends. Oh well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes. Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. If all else fails, throw up. If you understand something today, it must be obsolete.
Life's a tough job, and the hours are a bitch.
Don't play with your food, especially after you've already eaten it. Speak softly, but carry an M16. Don't let schooling get in the way of your education. It's all a pigment of your hallucination. Yea, though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest sonofabitch in the valley.