He folds up like a cheap tent. Turns out he had a talk with our Sprite overdose guy and found out what he was up to. Decided to steal the idea. Followed him around and waited till the guy put his Dew down. Poured Sprite into the open can when the guy wasn't looking.
Liver goes kablooie.
What a kicker. I wasn't there to see him explode. It's a cool June afternoon. I'm sittin' by the swimming pool. Diane is doing laps.