Or maybe, if you're a girl, you've been asked by a young guy in a cheap suit to sign an egg. I personally don't care if a horny boy who really wants to fit in or is interested in making friends subjects himself to humiliating rituals in order to join a fraternity. The thing that strikes me as odd about fraternities is the total lack of style and originality they advertise and contain.
Fraternities are little more than an excuse to party and an opportunity to meet girls.
There's no problem with that, but the same objectives can be met without subjecting yourself to systematic humiliation and sameness. I would like to take this time, as an informed commentator, to discuss the fraternity culture and poke some fun at it in the process. If you're in a fraternity, you should know two things. One, I prefer to employ rational thinking instead of primitive physical displays of strength to solve problems that culminate in or are the result of confrontation. And two, what follows is mostly a joke, so don't take any offense.