Because as practical as the human skull is for dealing with simple bumps and bruises, it has this annoying habit of cracking under pressure. Whoever designed the human skull couldn't have dreamed we'd be whooshing around on big hunks of metal with engines strapped to them. And seeing how it's a little too late to redesign your skull, we thought this would be the perfect time to rearrange your thinking please protect your head and pleeeeese be careful. If you've got a problem with this bit of friendly advice, please call us at 5404. We'd love the chance to talk to you while you can still 5405.
Helmets are a hassle.
They make your face sweat. They mess up your hair. And nobody gets a chance to revel in your stunning good looks. A bump on the head can result in short-term memory loss. We know a lot about helping people deal with the traumas of head injury.