The fundamentals of training an actual dog are offered here, along with video clips and a pitch to buy the whole training video. But even if you don't, the information available here could be very helpful for a new dog owner. This related site offers hints on choosing a real pet that fits your lifestyle. Some varieties might like a swim in your bathtub. Learn how to line a rabbit cage.
Ferrets can produce a skunk-like spray.
We'll stick with the Web. The pooping critters live on at this site, where visitors are welcome to feed, comfort and clean up after the Tamagotchi in an effort to keep it happy. The best part is the text on the page, obviously written by a non-English speaker.