I take it this was part of your vision about the widespread longing for some sort of messiah. You've practically deified yourself. You rule the world with an iron fist and brook no opposition to your financial predations. And, please don't take offense at this, but we understand you're sometimes anything but nice. There is world peace.
Hunger is nonexistent.
The trains run on time. Plus, you gotta admit the content is a whole lot better. True, all true. All we said was look, if you can't find yourself, then you are really truly fucked up. If that didn't work we either put them on high-tofu diets, just to get even, or we popped a cap in their sorry ass.