People Dogs think you sing great. The later you are the more excited dogs are to see you. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs understand that farts are funny.
Nothing a dog does is for frequent flyer bonus points. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. A dog's family never visits. Dogs don't get cranky when they are lost. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.