If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into the space program, we would now be running package holidays to the moon. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics. Do it only with the best. One good turn gets most of the blankets. You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you. What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick. It is better to be looked over than overlooked. Never say no.