Finals are over.
I got it done much earlier than many, got wished a merry christmas from my TA and walked down the snowy sidewalk with a grin on my face. Now I drink Nyquil and sleep forever. I just took a break from the books and finished off my sleep requirements with an hour and a half nap. Every customer is walking away from the clearance section with amazing deals. So I try to poke my finger through the cellofane to press the shiny red button that will play the sound of the gun like all the other kids, but it makes some generic musical note that's not really a gun noise.