The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seat belt. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc.