Heidi's my best friend. Everyone always asks me if they can titty fuck me. Boy, I bet I could make your heart stop. Jason is a bitch. Simmons imitating a violator of the law.
Life expectancy is like half an hour on the street for an undercover agent.
Simmons giving students excellent advice on choosing a future profession. That Ryan Boden kid is getting more action in the hall than I have in the last couple of years. I'm gonna have to watch him and pick up a few moves. Mauzi lecturing Mr. Gorly on the sex life of Ryan Boden and his very own sex life. Because there is a seventeen year old whore who is like trying to screw my brother by hitting him with an aggravated assault charge.