You may also call me Mike. However, never call me by my other name, which I am not going to tell you. You will know if you do call me by my other name, as I will spit fire and sundry stuff. Pray you never do. I graduated with a major in political science last May and had my bags packed to go off to law school when I had a vision that changed my life.
Law school can wait a year.
Maybe forever and a long time. I don't know. Now there's something I can believe in.