They're out buying candy, ordering flowers and making dinner reservations. These guys feel at home in a Hallmark store. They have their very own Victoria's Secret credit card. Well, we try. Most guys just don't have the upbringing for Valentine's Day.
Guys read magazines to learn to catch fish.
Girls read magazines to learn to catch guys. As a gender, we're romantically challenged. As we understand it, getting ready for a romantic evening means having chili without beans for lunch. It's obvious men and women see the world differently. We never did figure out what all the weepy-eyed snuffling was about.