Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. Half the people you know are below average. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.