My girlfriend always laughs during sex-no matter what she's reading. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker. If you can fake that, you're in. Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves. My parents saw the president they loved get shot in the head. I saw my president get head. I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.