Try to skip ads in the back. Son regards said ads as integral part of the book. Wishes to buy every item right this instance. Wife reviews entire day with woman she spent day with. Son hears mommy on phone, runs out to scream at her to get off.
Daddy tries to distract by offering video viewing.
Son likes video idea, selects title containing characters from the previously read book. Won't let me fast forward through ten minutes of ads. Plops on couch next to me. Watch video for 1211th time, but who's counting. Baby cries, wife rushes off to comfort.