The more we sweat in training, the less we bleed on the streets. The handcuffs are tight because they're new. So you don't know how fast you were going. You can't outrun a radio. Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help.
Every dog has it's day.
If its worth stopping, its worth writing. The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop. No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. I'm glad to hear the chief of police is a good personal friend of yours.