Well, I do have my own humans, of course. It's disgusting for a poor feline to even think about eating such a mess. There is such a thing as being too independent. Besides, the poor dog would go crazy without me. My humans run off all the time leaving Buddy locked up in a room.
Dogs are so silly.
I guess I should mention that there is another feline in the house too. Smokey, or I should say Queen Smokey. She's a lot older than me and is somewhat slightly plump. So she just sits around lording it over the riff-raff. My vet said she has Italian cat in her, whatever that means.