Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Few women admit their age.
Few men act theirs. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Money can't buy happiness.