Maybe Jesus Christ could feed them all lunch with half a bag of potato chips and a can of Pepsi. Even under optimum conditions these particular narcoleptic zombies would be ineducable. This is Japan, where university students' inner beings have been reamed out in junior high and high school.
Haitian voodoo is no more effective than Japanese secondary education in producing the living dead.
Needless to say, the joy of learning is nothing but a one-liner in the universities. And it gets worse. I used to be the only blue-eyed redhead in the room. But far-Eastern motorcycle punks and their molls love to alter their appearance with bleach and henna and contact lenses of bizarre coloration. When the class bell rings, it looks like the St. Patrick's Day parade.