Don't put beans up your nose. I'll help you pack . . . Excuse me for living. Stop the world and I'll get off. If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing well.
Horses sweat, men perspire, ladies glow.
Always put on clean underwear in the morning, in case you're in an accident. Wash behind your ears or you'll have a potato field growing back there. Never answer the phone on the first ring. You have to make your bed in case the house burns. If you don't clean your plate, you won't get any dessert.