The theme of our inaugural issue is Fresh, and nothing gets fresher than technology. My computer can be positively indecent when in the mood, believe me. If you've read this far and haven't decided to skip this column because it's trash, you probably belong to that admirable body of men and women.
Cell phones are so cool.
You don't have the money. Besides, you don't have the money. Besides, you don't have the money. I can check my e-mail on my phone. Probably full of notices of failed Giro transactions.