Funeral directors are the calmest people in the world.
I've never seen one get excited, no matter what went wrong or how crazy things might get. Some of them are a little strange, like the one in New York who started singing the theme song from Superman at full voice while we were driving from the service to the cemetery. The summer after my freshman year at Baylor, I served as the Minister of Music and Youth at First Baptist Church in Groesbeck, Texas. It was my first full time paid job in the ministry. I was nineteen.