One concludes, these journaloids have to be more than a little insensitive to keep appearing at the dinner hour each evening at 30 million homes without being invited. It is reasonable to assume that if they showed up in person, they might arrive just in time to see the family pushing the Steinway up against the front door. Correspondingly, San Francisco and Vermont are working out details for a hairdresser exchange program. They found Ted Kennedy's car double-parked next to the Titanic. It's a nice change to hear feminists talking through something besides their hats.
Anthropologists describe it as a cross between a yeti and a pixie.
Even the Africanized bees have emigrated. They show up on radarscopes as limp blips. People who wish to observe it must be sure to forget to mark it on their calendars. Sometimes it's better not to know. No surprise there.