Unusual opportunities for challenging employment with large national retail chain. Believe that you too can master the art of refolding up to 2,000 tee shirts a day in spacious mall clothing outlet. Long hours, low pay, excellent opportunities to meet boys. Enlarge your sense of civic pride with a summer job in one of your community's efficient public works departments. Learn how to pace yourself while stabbing litter with a pointed stick, or get a jump on your summer reading with a desk job at the town clerk's office or the tax department.
Life Is a Beach .
Of course the coveted life guard jobs have already gone to football players with suitably low IQs, but some of the other waterside jobs are still available. Large downtown garage seeks drivers who thrive on high speeds in confined spaces. Must have major medical insurance. Driver's license optional. No other requirements, no questions asked.