He'd never don eyeliner or concealer or get a facelift. And neither should any other male. Makeup was strictly for the use of his female counterpart, the Bionic Woman. As it should be. The M-word is taboo.
Guys have a real problem with that.
Thank Heavens for small favors. But, unfortunately, despite due resistance, the cosmetics industry is using new packaging and slick marketing to try to turn our men into a nation of drag queens. It's unseemly, freakish and out of whack. And, disturbingly, it's happening. Yes, a nation of momma's boys, raised on Oprah and Jerry Springer, has become a nation of synthetic, make-up obsessed men.