You can get into a non-trivial pissing contest. Everything on your face gets to stay its original color. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Flowers fix damn near everything.
You never have to worry about other people's feelings. You get to think about sex 90 percent of your waking hours. You can wear a white shirt to a water park. Three pairs of shoes is more than enough. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.