Offering money always rolls to the other side of the room when dropped. Ushers do not have a sense of humor. There IS a doggie Heaven. Parachute games should not be used in a room with a chandelier. Animal crackers can be sneezed out the nose.
Girls are superior to boys.
There are good reasons why pastor s kids have a bad reputation. Helium intoxication does not render respect in a staff meeting. The ancient Spartans were famous for being laconic - that is, laboring to put their thoughts into the fewest possible words. The very word laconic comes from the fact that the district of which Sparta was the central city was Laconia. The most condensed laconism in history was produced in the fourth century B.C. when Philip of Macedon was reducing all the Greek cities to obedience.