A flat minor. A flat major. The bassoon burns longer. Setting a bassoon on fire. A bad oboist can kill you.
Lawn mowers sound better in small ensembles.
The neighbors are upset if you borrow a lawnmower and don't return it. Small wonder we have so much trouble with air pollution in the world when so much of it has passed through saxophones. He's too sensitive. Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still. It's easier to improvise on a chainsaw.