The arena has vending machines that sell Skoal and Redman. Living room walls feature gold plaques from beer and tobacco companies. Hors d'oeuvres consist of Spam on crackers with Cheez Whiz. Granny's get into fist fights at high school rasslin' matches. Every family in Wilkes-Barre needs at least one kid named after a Civil War general.
Every block has at least one family with hubcap windchimes.
Almost every house has a velvet painting bought from that nice 'art dealer' on the side of the highway. All rights reserved.