A beer will be there for anytime of the month. A beer doesn't want children. A beer doesn't think poetry is queer. A beer isn't ready until you're ready. If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer.
Hangovers go away.
A beer tastes good. Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower. A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling. A beer's life does not revolve around the football. A beer would never make fun of your new outfit.