If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life. But a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife. If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Insurance is like marriage.
You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. A guy went to a party without his wife. He thought this sort of speech is a good idea. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all nite thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.