I offer soccer-moms nationwide the proposal to relinquish their parenting to the likes of Madonna. It's certainly clear Hollywood is thinking forward with this very issue. Since Columbine, the likes of Sharon Stone have offered their brilliant solutions. Most propose a Fascist gun control measure not unlike what happened in Germany in the late thirties. God bless Fascism.
Celebrity is a great force, a power-imbuing force.
With great power, after all, comes great responsibility. Celebrities have a responsibility to perpetuate their greatness in our youth. Ally McBeal star, Calista Flockhart, is a recent celebrity, of a long line, to adopt. The gene, which is only inherent among those of high social stature, is the cure to most of society's ills. That couldn't be further from the truth.