But you never know when either one might get nailed for tax fraud. Be careful whose labelled clothes you buy, and be patient with any disinterested ill-mannered slobs who sell them to you. They're only trying too hard to be cool because they've got a summer job in a Surf Shop. Surf clothing is a form of crutch. But trust me on the surf wax.
Good surf is crowded with pillocks.
Wetsuits shrink over Christmas. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, you were never a kook, your secret spots were secret, and you looked sexy in neoprene.