I am at one with my duality. Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots. Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears. I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th birthday. I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.
False hope is better than no hope at all.
A good scapegoat is almost as good as a solution. Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom. I'll find someone. The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.