I majored in liberal arts. I refuse to star in your psychodrama. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. My kid beat up your honor student. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die. My kid had sex with your honor student. A PBS mind in an MTV world. Allow me to introduce my selves. Sarcasm is just one more service I perform.