Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. Dogs don't whine unless they have to pee. Dogs love it when your friends come over. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood. Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public. Dogs find you amusing when you've had too much to drink.