The sex is always about the same. I get in my house, then smear the goodies all over me, eating eye-catching pieces that look tasty. I then beat off. I shower and wait for the next. I inherited some money and don't need to work, so I spend all my time watching and caring for my portable toilet.
Life is pretty good.
Have had, of course, lots of pee and poo. And even had some vomit, dirty tampons and even once a snot rag filled with snot and boogers that I licked up real fast. It got me real horny, but I did get flu-like symptoms a day later, maybe a coincidence. Other that than the tampon incident I've never suffered any ill effects. My entire sex life is making it with others shit and waste products.