The reason you think allmenarepigs is that you have the unfortunate habit of deciding someone is Prince Charming because he happens to look good. Sorry, dearest, only works that way in Disney movies. In much cooler claymation movies, PC is big and green and has weird little pointy things on his head. Nick, if by some odd chance you're reading this, I mean that as a compliment. There's no such thing as love at first sight, only lust at first sight.
Love comes sometime after friendship.
Life imitates art. Then my feet turned blue, and Emi said I was the most chastely dressed person there. But I don't think chastity relates to blue feet. It was generally awesome, can't remember specifics. All better, in fact.