Never squat with yer spurs on. Always drink upstream from the herd. Trink immer flussaufw rts von der Herde. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every once in a while to make sure it's still thar.
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
Richtige Entscheidungen beruhen auf Erfahrung - und die meiste davon bekommt man durch falsche Entscheidungen. Don't kick a cowchip on a hot day. Tag nie einem Kuhfladen einen Tritt. Hut tr gst. Don't slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.