A tax on people who are bad at math. Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue. There's too much blood in my caffeine system. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Hard work has a future payoff.
Laziness pays off now. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. I won't rise to the occaasion, but I'll slide over to it. Assassins do it from behind.