If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seat belt. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.