It has lots of information. Chelsey, Age 7 Stay away from prunes. Randy, Age 9 Never dare your little brother to paint the family car. Phillip, Age 13 Forget the cake, go for the icing. Cynthia, Age 8 Don't listen to me when I talk to you.
Adults can be just as stupid.
In the lounge of a London hotel the guest from Scotland had been boring everybody with tales of the wonderful things he had done in his time. Two Scotsman went bathing in the sea and one bet the other 50 pence that he could stay longer underwater than his companion, who promptly accepted the wager. The bodies have not yet been recovered. A man who was about to pass away sent for his friends, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. Before I'm taken to the tomb, I want each of you to place 20 in my coffin.