Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. I want to have your children. Sometimes they leave skid marks. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause.
With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened. Women especially love a bargain.