Very boring 15 minutes. If you can't enjoy yourself, enjoy somebody else. I'm somewhere between the age of consent and collapse. Or for sex. I need cherries, whipped cream and a rope.
Children are the most common form of sexually transmitted disease.
To be popular a girl must do the wrong thing at the right time. I'm descended from a line my mother listened to. Life's a bitch, then you marry one. If you're reading this, we're finished. A man is as young as the woman he feels.