For No Apparent Reason. My kid beat up your honors student. Never mind the damn whales. Remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Work is for people who don't know how to surf the net.
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.