So she can fantasize about shopping. Jell-o wiggles when you eat it. She'll make love the same day she has her hair done. You don't need a quarter for the sorority girl. A circus is a cunning array of stunts.
Garbage smells better.
Sorority girl attract more flies. They both suck. You can buy a new vacuum when you get sick of it. You can buy a new vacuum when it no longer sucks. A vacuum cleaner can't suck a golf ball through a garden hose.