It helps to smile once in a while, and to facilitate that, we are pleased to present some humorous quotes. We hope you enjoy them. Not all chemicals are bad. Some are dead. She must be found and stopped.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
It's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages. Suffering is optional. She cooks the same way. I need to see other women. I am other women.