Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. A tax on people who are bad at math. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Hard work has a future payoff.
Laziness pays off now. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.