Oops, says Peru. Oops, says the United States. Bad mistake, folks. We're really, really sorry. This is some war.
Cocaine is as cheap and bountiful as ever.
Heroin, made from Colombian-grown poppies, is going gangbusters. On the home front, pot is readily available in a smorgasbord of potent domestic strains. For clubbers, it's easier to score Ecstasy tablets than Altoids. The drug war has taken on an air of weary charade. Cops posing as crack dealers lock up buyers by the vanload.