As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily. College is just High School with ashtrays. Despite the cost of living, it remains popular. My reality check just bounced. Don't be sexist.
Broads hate that.
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. I hate it when I get up in the middle of the night to stub my toe and accidentally go to the bathroom. I Have Gone Mad. Please Redownload Sanity.exe. The fat man walks alone at midnight.