Taking your wife to Paris is like taking a sandwich to a banquet. I'm a sensitive person, especially my inner thighs. The best way to fill out a pink slip is with a beautiful body. A man is as good as he has to be, a woman as bad as she dares. Objects under T-shirt are larger than they appear.
Chocolate syrup is good on ice cream, too.
I thought not. Paid for my wife's breast implants. I put my money where my mouth is. I've lost my damn innocence again. When you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.