No turning back now. I pull at the Velcro at the top, revealing me chest. Then I pull it all the way. The shirt is open and I take a deep breath that I pray will last for the remaining 5 minutes of the routine. The screams rise.
Hands go down to the knees, then jerk up to the top of the trousers.
The music swells. My cock shrivels. There's a huge explosion on the soundtrack. We now stand there in the rubber dick pants. The audience roars.