Coredumps From My Brain - ASD LOG 9 . Fortunately, I work in no such facility, and can go to sleep whenever I choose.
Aerosol milk is the most modern way yet developed to apply a film of milk to just about anything.
Apply milk to only the top layer, refreshing it as you eat. For more extreme cases of soggability, you may wish to mist each spoonful of cereal as it travels towards your mouth, for maximum crunch contrast. It needs a clever name, though. Ah, the transience of data. Like a personality given to electricity.