Conservatory, perfect for your African Strangler Plants and Poison Oak. Walls that can talk. Many secret passages, trap doors, and skeletons in the closet. It's a great house to get lost in. Some of the guests still are.
Home sees regular maintenance.
It is lightly dusted daily. Yard is landscaped with exotic rare carnivorous plants. Branches of many vines are quite playful. Cemetery in back yard is great for picnics and relaxing in the hot tub. Swamp filled with large alligators that make wonderful pets.