I was at a party at 185 Williams St. last Friday, and before the party got really pumpin', I noticed I was in a room of about 20 people, all of whom had hooked up with at least 2 or 3 people in the room. Of course, everyone on 90210 has hooked up together, but of course unlike my life, Aaron Spelling cannot pay new actors to enter my social scene when my T.V. boyfriend dumps me because I won't sleep with him. Or football quarterback boy who is still a virgin, too, just like Donna. And as one of my friends observed, we all know now thanks to T.V. that animals like mice, frogs and dogs really are looking lustfully at our beers. Oh and polar bears and seals think Coke is it, too.
Great minds think alike.
But all these ploys to make it look like Tori Spelling is actually desirable, I just can't buy it. Like this week's episode. It's unbelievable she would be the object of a crazed college camera man. Like my roomate said. More like demented.