Clap one hand if you love Buddha. Honk if you don't give a damn Horn broken. Watch for finger. Honk if you love cheeses. Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Life's too short to dance with ugly men.
I'm So Gothic That I'm Dead. Life's too short to dance with ugly women. My other wife is beautiful. Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m. My kid had sex with your honor student.