If you're like me you've spent a third of your life watching rented movies.
Film critics are no help.
No matter how bad a film is, there's always some critic out there who liked it. It's usually someone from an out of the way place, which confirms my theory that film critics from small towns give bad movies good reviews just because it's the only way they can get their names printed on video boxes. Renting a movie hasn't gotten any easier for me since I went and got myself a surround sound decoder a little while ago. If you don't know what this is, let me explain. You buy two little extra speakers and put them behind your couch.