A dog can only be so affectionate, and then people get the idea that he's got something to hide. We're not expecting anyone to come to his cremation. World War IV commences, ends. In Paris, the skort becomes de rigueur for casual wear. Children from kindergarten to high school outdo each other to see who can collect the most fingers from their classmates.
Hope turns to despair when it is revealed that the warranty is expired.
First hologram sentenced to death. The use of plant-killers worsens the conditions, causing the azaleas to become surly and deranged. Our Lady of Perpetual Suffering Ciccione releases first angstrom-CD, Like Pigs in Heat . Fortunately, two-parent families, strong religious beliefs make overcrowding, famine, disease bearable. Our Lady of Perpetual Suffering Ciccione releases second hit angstrom-CD, Take Me Home, Purity .