Information doesn't want to be free. Information wants to be loved, cuddled, and put to work. Information wants a steady job. Information wants to meet new people. Information wants to be used, not abused.
Information is a flirt, always seeking a new ear to whisper in.
Information sheds its skin every seven years and leaves the cast-offs in people's brains. Information likes to dress down. Information has a habit of showing up late. Information usually withholds part of itself. Information likes to play word games.