No you don't. Pour yourself a bowl of dick and go play in the traffic. Order the shirt well in advance and everything will be straight. Now enough about shirts. Here's a few more stupid things we get sent.
Lets be real.
They don't need to deal with us and they have no desire to answer the questions we'd want to ask. Some people just don't do interviews and some people we just don't have access too. But some of you don't see that because you lack common sense. If they have an email address, we'll ask. Occasionally we'll get somebody like a Jim Bob Dwarf to do one in person, but that's not often.