Only washers and dryers come in matching sets - after that all hell breaks loose. She has the IQ of a Handi-wipe. They say Ralph Lauren isn't even gay - that he has a wife and kids and everything. Every time I stand up for myself, someone takes my seat. I love the smell of scandal in the morning.
Dreams are postcards from the unconscious.
Hotter than Chernobyl on a Saturday night. Murder has its sexual side. Stupid people shouldn't breed. It's important to have an active fantasy life. There should be a FAA requirement that all crying babies should be placed in the overhead compartment.