A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can. Furniture Replacement A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture. A cat will always land in the softest place possible. A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed. A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
Although a cat can hear a can of tuna being opened a mile away, she can't hear a simple command three feet away. All cats in a given room will locate at points equidistant from each other, and equidistant from the center of the room. 28 - Law of Cat Invisibility Cats think that if they can't see you, then you can't see them. Given enough time, a cat will land in just about any space. 30 - Law of Concentration of Mass A cat's mass increases in direct proportion to the comfort of the lap she occupies.