If you don't like what's for dinner get a mouthful of water and spit it into the food. Your marriage is in trouble if the hubby throws a fit then urinates in the living room. People stay fresh longer in aluminum foil. Everyone keeps a hatchet in the kitchen. Never dress like a chicken around cannibals.
Doctors use syringes as darts.
Vibrators make good gardening tools. 17 mins - Eating a canned dog food sandwich, yum. 50 mins - Goodness, he's making a sandwich out of that girl. I've never tasted anything like it. What a way to start a movie.