If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me. I descended from a very long line that my mother foolishly listened to. Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. Some people are in debt because they spend what their friends think they make.
Life is like a play.
It's not its length, but its performance that counts. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. Life takes it's toll. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.