Such could be the cry of thousands of tandem stoker's someday, swinging a leg over Softride's unique replacement for the bane of all backseaters, a rigid seatpost.
Good captains call out approaching irregularities so the stoker can lighten up.
But forget just once, and you might get a kidney punch. Hurt for me, hurt for you. There are ways around this problem. But now there's a new way, and we feel it's by far the most effective. A captain who warns of cracks, tracks, and potholes is just wasting valuable oxygen.