I have seen the truth and it makes no sense. If you think that there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Do unto others. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. Plagiarism saves time. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. We waste time, so you don't have to.