47 Leftovers Wearily, the man trudges home through the noisy, steaming jungle. He shucks his skirt near the entrance of his dwelling, pushing away children and chickens. The Reckoning After being arrested for not wearing pants at the football game, I was sentenced to several weeks of community service. I reckon I'll buy some new trousers, but I'll have to shop on the Internet. Security keeps ejecting me from the department stores and malls.
Life is tough without pants.