If you get it twice, then you have more than one girlfriend. A good long talk can cure almost anything. Everyone needs someone with whom to share his or her secrets. Listening is just as important as talking.
Laughter makes the world a happier place.
Sometimes you just need a shoulder to cry on. Girls just want to have fun. You can never have too many shoes. We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.