Geeks are too arithmetical.
Despite their bloated salaries, computer geeks know the casino odds are not in their favor and shun the wondrous games of chance that have provided the city of Las Vegas with enough money to build Eiffel Towers, pyramids, and Venetian palaces. See, these geeks are more at home sitting in a hotel room playing Baldur's Gate than sitting in a casino playing Pai Gow Poker. Just because you're in Vegas doesn't mean your 20th level Elvin wizard doesn't need some loving. Well, I'm here to tell you that the TechTV posse will do everything in its power to shatter the lame reputation of the CES attendee. I, for one, intend to play hard and win big, Kenny Rogers-style.