According to leading math experts, someone will not have a seat when the music stops in November. Clay said that the race reminds him of a battle his ancestor fought. My great-great grandfather was part of a unit that participated in Pickett's charge in Gettysburg. If they had won, I wouldn't have had to memorize the Gettysburg Address, but that's another story. If the three amigos of the GOP charge were to win their respective races, that would constitute a GOP majority on the Bibb County commission.
Hope springs eternal in the rapidly growing Republican party.
We're having a big fuss down here over what went wrong with investigation of alleged illegal activities at Teasers. In an effort to assuage suspicions and restore the public trust, I've proposed to Bibb County officials that we trade nude bar investigations. It's a win-win situation. Our investigators would like a little variety, they're really bored with sitting at Teasers every night and Boss Hawgs has some different girls. Bibb County Sheriff Robbie Johnson has not officially responded to the query but sources inform us that a Bibb deputy has requested faxed photos of the girls at Teasers.