It s never been easy to identify her homework what it is or where it is. The Homework Diary has rarely surfaced over the years. And anyway, it s already been done on tube, bus, taxi, bike, club, heat, drugs. If it is located, it is soon abandoned. Bits of work conk out after half a page.
Essays turn into Graffiti.
Quadratics lay abandoned. Verbs don t get conjugated. Her bookcase groans only with magazines they re all about washboard tummies, Tantric sex and Lip Gloss. I did Virgil. She favours the National Enquirer over The National Curriculum.