The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seat belt. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.