Considering that my lack of shaving proficiency nearly lands me in a tourniquet when I shave my legs, I can use the extra protection. Contact lens cleaner is expensive as hell. I have hard contacts, and the solutions are way more expensive than the ones for soft contacts. I've rarely seen anyone with soft contacts have the problems I have with my stupid hard ones. Thank God for fraudulent Kmart rain checks, but unfortunately Kmart sucks and does not have any in stock at the moment.
Foundation is expensive, too.
And this is Cover Girl, for christsake. I totally dig condoms. Okay, so that's not entirely true. I would totally dig not using them, as would the rest of the world, but being a young, child-disliking, financially unstable woman, you gotta do what you gotta do. I'm still talking about condoms, you know.