Brown sprinted from the mound, pushing aside other players in her rush to reach her beloved. I removed my shirt and used it to clean her wound. I took her to the hospital for stitches. And then we started dating. Some people think that the only thing lesbians have going for them is their ability to talk for hours about their cats.
Lesbians spend most of their lives running around like idiots on softball and rugby fields.
Many lesbians would rather cruise the softball diamonds, waiting for a cute girl to stumble and fall, than simply invite her over for dinner. It's really hard to ask someone for her phone number. Sports injuries and their associated scar tissue have a magnetic effect on lesbian hands. Walk into any lesbian bar and you're sure to find a woman with one pant leg rolled up, getting her damaged flesh petted by bewitched patrons. They give you something to talk about when you're standing at the bar.