You can enjoy a beer all month long. Beer stains wash out. You don't have to wine and dine beer. Your beer will always wait patiently for you. When a beer goes flat, you toss it.
Hangovers go away.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. Beer labels come off without a fight. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer. Beer never had a headache. After you have had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents.