I wish I was 20 times smarter. The genie makes her 20 times smarter. I wish I was more dumb than I already am. So the genie turns her into a man. Kudos to Danielle who told me this joke.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
We should have known this when they were able to find their way. Hardly any of the jokes here are corny.