It may be a container of some sort. Scan it for lifesigns, Spock. Earthling legumes, Captain. I believe your people call them 'weenie beanies'. Open em up, Bones.
KIRK looks tearful and tragic.
KIRK pauses, gazes at camera, fixes hair. Beam us up, Scotty. There's no dinner here. I had this can of beans once, and i ate it. I heartbroken over that can of beans, as it was my only friend.