O h, no, you've somehow reached my home page. I'm so very, very sorry.
Home pages are the pet rock of the nineties.
We all have them, we all think they're very cute. But in a few years, we're going to look back and be very embarrassed. There are a lot of reasons why people should NOT create home pages. I can't believe what people are putting into their home pages. The online world is full of examples of unnecessary declarations of self-importance.