She would have been farther ahead taking in a stray dog. He's one of those guys that will sincerely go and try to get you a bucket of steam, or a can of striped paint. I'm saving the wooden welding rod mission for when I want him out of my hair for a whole day. Oh no, here he comes with the lettuce over his face, it's time for the old Arte Johnson routine, yup, here he goes. Remind me not to eat the salad, or the burgers.
Hockey pucks is all they're good for.
I guess I'll just have to stick to hot dogs. You can't ruin hot dogs. But hey, this is a B.B.Q. right, let's have fun. Everybody gather round. It's time for the main event.