We know that Tetris is the computer game to end all games. We got off the Titanic first. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - they look like complete idiots in ours. We have total control over our eyebrows. We can be groupies.
Male groupies are stalkers.
It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy. We can cry and get out of speeding fines. Taxis stop for us. We get drunk quicker and cheaper.