A wizard without a sword, thank you. B.A.D.D. news, kid. Bards do it for audiences. Bards do it then make into a bawdy tale. Bards do it to music.
Bards make good cannon fodder.
I want a fighter. Beware of magicians, they manifest anger in strange ways. So much for the find traps roll. He who buys the pizza, lives. Lead figures do not taste very good.