It actually gets taken by invisible faries floating around the room. The planet Mars is red because it is actually veins from the back of god's eyeball. The Water in the toilet bowl is actually a liquefied cement mixer. Most people don't know that Noah's ark had a petrol engine. The average petrol consumption of a hair-powered robin reliant is one hair to the mile.
Leg amputation results in an extra leg growing out of the cranium to compensate.
This bit contains Stuff NOT to do. DON'T go to sleep near a small growing plant. Sudden rapid growth could occur and it may grow into the mouth. DON'T leave an inflatable hammock near a green stone. The mystic powers of the stone may turn the hammock into a toilet-demon.