You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that instead. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced. I don't know son, I'm still paying for it. Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.