It will all end in fire. Sure is for people with nothing on the line. Beware magic tricks involving bartops. Wear loose shoes and remember how to dance. Sometimes, the necessary thing isn't the right thing.
Life is life, whether it's wrapped in skin, scales, or feathers.
A herring is just a herring, but a good cigar is a Cuban. Trust individuals, not organizations. Stay away from airlocks. If you can't put a bag over his head, then just pull the wool over his eyes. Don't argue if it's kosher, just eat it.