Engineering is so trendy these days that everybody wants to be one. If there's somebody in your life that you think is trying to pass as an engineer, give him this test to discern the truth. You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. B. Ignore it. C. Buy a CAD system and spend the next six months designing a Solar powered self-adjusting picture frame while often stating aloud your belief that the inventor of the nail was a total moron.
Engineers have different objectives when it comes to social interaction.
Avoid getting invited to something unpleasant. Demonstrate mental superiority and mastery of all subjects. Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.