Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it little friend. If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be 'Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something'. At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be 'Clark Kent, Dentist,' because you could save money on tooth X-rays. A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite.
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion.
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. I guess we were all guilty, in a way. I'd rather be rich than stupid. When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free.