Greeks aren't known for their dancing for a reason. Neanderthal warriors participated in the siege of Troy. In a nationwide test of painkillers few things were able to beat a stiff shot of scotch. Most of the nightgowns that your grandmother wears come from Greece. Fathers instinctively know when someone is kissing their daughter.
Eggshells are extremely flammable.
They just met and this girl is already talking about her dowry. Tick, tock, tick, tock. 57 mins - Looks like coffee is out of the question. 65 mins - Nobody shining a spotlight on that body from above, no sir. The sound an invisible dinosaur makes.