A lot of people steal here. It's too easy. This place doesn't even have a fake surveillance camera, let alone a guard. People steal our sheets and bring them back for credit. They use the credit for the merchandise they really want, but couldn't steal.
Managers only notice when it's black kids.
One of the kids walks out the door, but Doug grabs the other one by his sleeping bag sized jacket. There's a Chicago Bulls logo on the back. Hold on, sir. Everyone in the store stops, slack-jawed and drooling, to gawk at the entertainment. This is his moment.