For my first attempt at a prank, I decided to target a Starcraft player, since if you still play Starcraft you're probably pretty dumb, considering there are five hundred better, newer games out there that you should be playing instead. I started out with the intention of trying to get someone to want to test out a Starcraft -like game by a famous former Blizzard employee or something, but it ended up turning into some kind of virtual reality game thing which involves moving a lot of furniture and swallowing action figures. As you may have heard, some of us Former Blizzard employees broke away to form a new company, Phat Rips Entertainment.
Halo is a child's toy to be stepped on.
It will require a lot of dedication to play. The capsule I spoke of is a controller. This is a virtual reality game, basically, and you will need it to move around and see the world. Monitors cannot handle the graphics. We will need fifty hours, at least, of beta testing from you.