As our faithful readers are no doubt painfully aware, here at The Outrage we often have a hard time understanding the English language. We find this perplexing. We had always thought that the idea of mandating charity was something of an oxymoron. The several different definitions of charity include concepts of love and generosity . If you force people to give you their car we call it grand theft .
Forced sex is called rape .
But we've never really been very good at understanding esoteric ideas like love and generosity. We guess they're different. The Chicago Tribune article gets even more confusing. But we do know that we used to walk over to Grandma Outrage's house just to say hi. Grandma was kinda lonely and it made us feel good to brighten her day.