Boy helps Droids get to Hermit. Hermit teaches boy secret religion. Hermit sets off to save Girl, who has been captured by Tall Evil Guy. With Boy and Droids, Hermit hires Smuggler and Wookie to fly and save Girl. On Smuggler's ship, Hermit and crew break into Tall Evil Guy's space station and steal Girl back.
Girl meets Boy.
Girl meets Smuggler. Girl spews insults. Boy and Smuggler both love Girl. Upset, Tall Evil Guy whacks old Hermit with a light sabre. With help from Rebels, Boy, Girl, Smuggler, Droids and Wookie blow up Tall Evil Guy's station.