I just shaved the dog. In my forties I used that sissy-boy Rogaine. I used Rogaine for four years, rubbing it on my head twice a day. I'd have done just as well pouring Scotch on my head. I've never tried transplants, and I think it's a little late in the game now.
Ear hair grows straight out, like the bristles of a toothbrush.
I would look like Don King, with waxy buildup. Hair transplants look ridiculous for years until they fill in. You become a Chia Pet that a cow grazed on. A lot of bald men won't take this pill. I went around the office asking some chrome domes.