All the other gurus are holding sessions dedicated to set topics. If you want, you can enter my betting pool on how long before some smartass comes to ask me about the air speed of an unladen swallow or some similar stupidity. Lorrie has made me a special Guru Hat to wear while I am acting as a guru. Watch for it. Blues Jam I play blues harmonica.
Blues harmonica sounds a lot better with accompaniment.
I wanted to look deadly serious so that lots of people would take my security tutorial seriously. I had three pictures taken, and I sent in the one that smiled the least. The conference folks tell me that at least 153 people signed up, so I guess I must have looked serious enough.