We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor. All applicants to military service must remove their clothes. All those appearing or claiming to be males should be wearing brightly colored and patterned panties. Preference is given for pink.
Further preference is given if the panties are in a bunch.
Physical appearance and strength are no longer a desirable qualifier for service. All those appearing or claiming to be females should be wearing olive drab to camo underwear. Further preference is given if the panties are in a bunch. Preference is given to muscled bodies and facial hair growth. All those appearing or claiming to be transexuals are officer material and are to be recruited without any other qualifiers being considered.