Obviously, these people have not skied run one with me, Narajowski , Scanlan, or Pehan. I concede that space creatures will never adapt, but if you are a human animal, better balance is within your reach. Even if you have not dabbled in alternate tele methods like no poling on skinny skis or the Staff, even if you have never telemarked, I endear you to ride those sensuous new Alaska boards with a stiff-boot freeheel setup. With hints of athleticism and balance, powdery practice will transform you into a flowing sensation of lightness, mobility, and grace. Unlike with aliens, seeing is not believing.
Feeling is .
Today, the Dodge Neon pops in and out of my daydreams, my attention always distracted by the anachronistic racing stripes. It is no Shelby Cobra. You have your Old Navy Board Short, singular, with blue-black racing stripes. Those of us who remain or become aware see how the nu-skool style brought down upon us by these morphic aliens has firmly gripped the youth of our communities. Parents, teachers, and friends, it must be stopped if we are to ride on in relative peace.