Real Programmers wear hiking boots only when it's much too cold to wear sandals. When it's only too cold, they wear socks with their sandals. Real Programmers don't think that they should get paid at all for their work, but they know that they're worth every penny that they do make. Real Programmers log in first thing in the morning, last thing before they go to sleep, and stay logged in for lots of time in between. Real programmers don't draw flowcharts.
Flowcharts are after all, the illerate's form of documentation.
Real Programmers don't read manuals. Reliance on a reference is the hallmark of a novice and a coward. Real Programmers don't like the team programming concept. Unless, of course, they are the Chief Programmer. Real Programmers don't bring brown bag lunches to work.