Now I can't be sure anyone will follow my every footstep. No one will seize me as I step onto the plane and rush me away in a black, unmarked government car. Meanwhile, it's really difficult to fill out paperwork. When they ask for my middle name, I ask if they have my public key. Otherwise they won't have any way to to tell if it's really me.
Life is rough sometimes, being a pioneer in the digital age.
I doubt people are really all that aware how traumatic it is to find new batteries for my Linux-powered sneakers and my IDSN underwear.