If God had not meant us to write on walls, he would never have given us an example. It is now beyond any doubt that cigarettes are the biggest cause of statistics. Just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Laugh, and the world thinks you are an idiot.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. Love is blind. And when you get married you get your eyesight back. Money can't buy friends but it can buy a better class of enemy. Neurotics build castles in the air.