A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me-they were cramming for their finals.
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of emergency.
When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head. Page designed with the Comic Sans MS font.