Watch this space. British woman Amanda Kelly had a lovely surprise for her new husband, a mad Newcastle United fan, after their wedding day. Amanda asked the photographer to leave a space in the group shot so she could present her new hubbie with a little something for their mantelpiece. Amanda then got the photographer to use computer wizardry to superimpose a photo of Alan Shearer onto it and presented it to him after the ceremony. He was over the moon.
Ladies take note.
Here's one not to try yourself. A Greek man who was running late for his plane decided that rather than wait for another flight, he'd make the flight wait for him. An hour before his plane was due to leave, he asked his secretary to telephone the airline, and say there was a bomb on the plane - hoping to hold it up just long enough for him to get to the airport. It didn't work - as he arrived ready to check in, the police appeared to arrest him for attempting to obstruct transportation. More proof that the world's going barmy.