If you do some crimes in the United States, you can still hide out south of the border like a damn cowboy or something. Another great way to make money while in Mexico is to steal cars from tourists and sell them in chop shops. Rental cars are a nice pick if you get to feeling guilty easily. You get a nice, new car and the insurance company pays the difference. Screw those gringos anyway.
Guilt is for suckers.
Believe me, the worst part is they have American companies cater their cuisine. Still, Mexican jails are like Club Med compared to the ones in Dixie. Iowa prisons are still the best, but that's no surprise. This concern is really only valid if you plan on taking advantage of dirt cheap prices on Corona, Jose Cuervo, and chicas de la noche and starting crap with the locals. Greg Jerrett is a graduate student in English from Council Bluffs.