Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. One good turn gets most of the blankets. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. Jury - Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. Never lick a gift horse in the mouth. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.