In India there are temples dedicated to them. These sheaths are often a meter long. That s like everyone wearing size 24 shoes to the ball. The penis was worshipped in ancient Greece in Dionysiac festivals. Obviously many cultures take penises as seriously as the people who own them.
Canadian politicians are even interested in penises.
Recently Saskatchewan bought a thousand wooden penises. As you probably guessed, things got screwed up and Saskatchewan has crates and crates of unused wooden penises. I asked Craig Dotson, Saskatchewan Deputy Minister of Education, about his wooden penises. Since no one else in his province is authorized to talk about length, price or quantity discount when it comes to the penises, you have to, uh, dicker with him. They re no longer part of the curriculum and so far fifty of the woodies have been sold, mostly to public health agencies.