If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer. Do not cut your hair.
Long hair is always more attractive than short hair.
One of the big reasons butches fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.