E is for Ezola. Americans missed a great opportunity to watch the Best Veep Choice debate Dick Cheney and Joe Lieberman. If that's the paltry criteria required to become a soul man, then surely George W. Bush is the Best Hispanic president-elect. The technological meltdown that didn't occur was the Best Non-Event of 2000. Thankfully there were no blackouts or terrorist attacks.
E is for education.
Specifically, home education. Specifically, George Thampy. He's the homeschooler who blew away the competition in the 2000 National Spelling Bee. The Best Speller also placed second in the National Geography Bee. George's age when he achieved these amazing feats.