Give me a lawyer whose job creates lots of stress and tension which I can lovingly and passionately relieve. Give me love letters on legal pads. Give me lesbian-lawyer love. My present girlfriend, Candace, is the best darned public defender on the East Coast, if not the sexiest. I do hope that all my future brushes with the law, of which there will no doubt be many more, are primarily of a romantic, sensual nature.
Lawyers do make the best motions.