This is top-secret information you alone will possess when you date Tim. All the medical exams you can stand. Tim makes great hot-fudge Sundays. Imagine how your life will change when you date Tim Root. Bask in the envious looks from your girlfriends' as you describe your last date with Tim.
Life is good.
Now, try to imagine life without Tim. No envious looks, no regretful anguish, and your parents are pissed. Fortunately, Tim is still available. That's right - no argum ents, deductibles, guilt trips, or prank calls.