I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence, There's a knob called brightness, but it doesn't work. I am drugs. When you sit with a nice girl for two hours you think it's only a minute. But when you sit on a hot stove for a minute you think it's two hours.
Life is a waste of time.
Time is a waste of life. If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue. There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.