Except, perfume attracts MEN, while the real people in charge are the ladies.
Gravity smells like potpourri.
Gravity is merely an attraction of objects with mass, therefore it must smell like the object to which you are most attracted. Donald Duck Gravity's smell is Dead cow, of course. Since no person is the same, their noses are different, and gravity pulls the smell sensors are pulled down at different strength, which results in different smells. Gravity smells like the exact opposite of ozone, but since it works so very well, we often do not detect the odor, as we have not found a way to inhabit the center of the earth. It's amusing that so many people are disagreeing with the obvious universal truth that gravity smells like a small carp with pepper-sauce.