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Dead guys can be life of the party.
If the boat is sinking, get on the lifeboat because there are plenty of fish in the sea. If you see the Las Vegas strip, be sure and look for Nicholas Cage. Sometimes a rock is just a rock. When a gun is pointed to your head, always put the bunny back in the box. Streets look better wet, rain or shine.