I sometimes lose hope for women in this country of ours.
Ladies tend to be only mechanically inclined in all the wrong things.
It is so irresponsible to make yourself beautiful when you don't learn how to maim men who will inevitably make unwelcome advances. When I am sporting a new outfit that displays my fabulous legs, I often find occasion to disable a gawking stranger with a well-placed warning shot to their foot. I have the barrel of my semi-automatic coyly peeking out of the end of my Chanel clutch. So I simply look like I am going for a breath-mint and they never even see it coming. I have just been as mad as a hornet over the aftermath of the Colorado school shootings.