Verbal slips can sometimes have very funny results. We have gathered a collection of memorable quotes over the years. We came across some of them in the school. Others have been contributed. We sincerely hope that none of this material offends anyone in any way.
Languages are complicated and everyone makes the occasional mistake.
When Man Bursts,'' The Herald-Sun, Durham, N.C., 1994. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. All rights reserved.