He's a Christian boy with a 4.0 average, but we're worried he's starting to rebel against authority. I suggest you change schools and put him in a Christian Day School. These schools have hair and dress codes and will provide a good Christian environment for him. We did not make this up. Please don't ignore the potential this game has for an uproarious drinking game.
Few people enjoy the dentist.
And even fewer will now, with this masochistic little creation by Play-Doh. Introducing a little boy's head, for which you create the teeth, tongue, cavities, fillings and even rot. Then there's the privilege of drilling, digging and yanking the teeth out. Give it trench mouth, gum disease or an abscess. Siphon in some halitosis.