Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair. Anyone can get a good-looking dog. Dogs like when you leave lots of things on the floor. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted. Dogs like beer. No dog ever bought a Kenny G, Cher, or Barbara Striesand album. Dogs agree you have to raise your voice to get your point across. It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.