The prisoners wish to be returned to Cuba. The skit consisted of cast members portraying famous non-Jewish singers such as Brittany Spears, Celine Dion, and Mariah Carey celebrating Chanukah. The skit was deemed offensive since it made what many consider anti-Semitic stereotypes. Saturday Night Live then announced their next movie called Those Crazy Muslims where a Christian pop-rock group consisting of Brittany Spears, Celine Dion, and Mariah Carey takes a zany pilgrimage to Mecca. In a Republican presidential debate yesterday in Iowa, John McCain stated that he felt that government support of the research of ethanol should end.
Ethanol is a corn based alternative fuel.
Iowa is a heavy corn producing state. He told the Iowa audience that he had the guts to say what people didn't want to hear. He then told Idaho residents that potatoes are bad for your health, Florida residents that oranges taste terrible, and Wisconsin residents their cheese stinks, their beer tastes like urine, and the Phoenix Cardinals could beat the Packers any day. A judge in Maryland has ruled that Linda Tripp is not protected by federal immunity for violating that state's law against taping phone conversations without both parties' consent. Tripp was visibly upset by the ruling.