Coffee and nicotine are a food group. Mylanta can be used to fix any ailment in the mid section of the body. Roommates can speak to each other without using conventional words. The laundry machines will create a vortex which will suck one sock of every pair of your favorite socks in to a parallel universe. Quarters are crucial to survival.
Laundry needs to be done when there are no more clean undergarments left.
The cafeteria will push your creativity to the utmost limits. Anything in pita bread is health food. Ramen noodles are crucial to life. The older you get, the younger the freshmen look. Taking a shower at 2 am is perfectly normal.