It wasn't the fall that killed him, it was the sudden stop. I read somewhere that 77 percent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan. The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Lie flat and try not to die. Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do. My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.