He insisted I take this trinket off his hands after informing me the Chlamydia yo-yo had initially found its way into the hands of one of his kids, compliments of the disease control appendage of Riverside County's Department of Public Health. The county also gave away Chlamydia water bottles as well as key chains containing discreetly concealed condoms.
Citrus is dead.
Mostly those frisky, risky folks who dwelleth in the 15-24 age bracket. It can cause infections and infertility. Pregnant women can pass Chlamydia to their babies. It says so right on my yo-yo. Lots of it.