Real Programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand and harder to modify. Real Programmers don't document. Documentation is for simpletons who can't read listings or the object code from the dump. Real Programmers don't draw flowcharts.
Flowcharts are the illiterate's form of documentation.
Real Programmers don't read manuals. Reliance on a reference manual is the hallmark of the novice and the coward. Real Programmers don't write in RPG . RPG is for gum-chewing dimwits who maintain ancient payroll programs. O riented L aymen who can't run a business, much less write a real program.