You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. You read rather than scanned this list. Vancouverites try to turn on the heat. Saskatchewanians plant gardens. Regina people sunbathe.
Distilled water freezes.
Torontonians wear coats, gloves and wool hats. Saskatchewanians throw on a T-shirt. Vancouver Islanders begin to evacuate the province. Saskatchewanians go swimming. Toronto landlords finally turn up the heat.