He's thinking about getting her to undergo plastic surgery . . . . Doctors A consultant is a doctor they call in to take of part of the blame in case you die. It's my husband. When he got up this morning, he took his vitamin pill, his ulcer pill, his tranquilizer pill, his antihistamine pill, his appetite-depressant pill, and added just a dash of benzedrine. Then he lit a cigarette and there was this big explosion.
Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust.
A successful doctor is one who can keep his patients alive long enough for nature to heal them. Mary had a little lamb . Scientists tell us nothing is impossible. Of course, they haven't tried calling a doctor on Sunday. Some sort of medical-type program was on.