I am at one with my duality. Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots. I will strive to live each day as if it were my 40th birthday. Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears. I honour and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.
False hope is nicer than no hope at all.
A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. Instead I will move my TV into the bedroom. I'll find someone. It's not whether you win or lose, but where you place the blame. The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.