Keep the noise to a minimum. Ready, get set, go. He presses a button on his watch as everyone starts jerking up and down. Then an answering high-pitched, staccato TOOT sounds from Lindsay. Cory and then Meg proceed to shamelessly chime in with their own variations.
Faces turn crimson in the effort to suppress laughter.
JIM Come on. Don't lose it now. Only fifteen more seconds. JIM Okay, folks. I know we've got light jogging scheduled for this afternoon, but for you eager beavers, there's another option.