None, Singaporeans pay foreigners to change our light bulbs. None, when the light bulb goes, Singaporeans buy a new lamp. None, Singaporeans don't change light bulbs, they move to another room with a working light bulb. Stay home just to watch TCS and believe that's where everything happens. You are afraid to cross the road when the light is red and there is no car in sight.
HDB flats start to look beautiful and majestic.
Start to add One, Lah and Meh to the end of your sentences. Actually think S'pore is number one in the world. Actually think S'pore is number one in the world.