We received hundreds of whines, grumps, groans and assorted complaints from readers who entered our whine contest. The first-place winner in our third annual contest will receive a bottle of fine vintage wine. Their winning entries are printed on this page and on Page F4.
All winners also receive a full-color Whine Festival logo suitable for framing.
Thanks to all those who entered. Don't mind if I do, even though women aren't supposed to be negative. Get up, meditate, do yoga. After cleaning up, know exactly where everyone left everything they need for the upcoming day, because your home and closets and drawers are perfectly organized and you have a comprehensive calendar that is up to date with all projects, homework assignments, meetings and school bake sale information. Everyone remembers their lunches that you so lovingly packed with good nutritious food and pure fruit juice.