The Bears are head-thumping braggarts. The Raiders have long been scofflaw pirates. The Cowboys glorify the heartless corporate approach to football. Football has the Refrigerator. Baseball has Puff the Magic Dragon, the Wizard of Oz, Tom Terrific, Doggie, Kitty Kat and Oil Can.
Football is impossible to watch.
If you keep your eye on the ball, you never know who got open or how. On TV you don't even know how many receivers have gone out for a pass. The NFL keeps interchanging the most basic rules. Most blocking now would have been illegal use of hands in Jim Parker's time. Pretty soon, intentional grounding will be legalized to protect quarterbacks.