Joke Warehouse Fortune Cookie submitted by OpalCat Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.