Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job. You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet. It no longer amazes you that computer security is more important than having computers. Your office computer was just upgraded to a 200 MHZ Pentium this year. Computer specialists know less about computers than your teenager.
Lunch is like another scheduled meeting, only shorter.
You and your coequals always consume the free food left over from VIP meetings. It's dark when you drive to and from work. Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else. The office symbol on your badge is applied with tape. You see a good looking person and know they are a visitor.