When not bumbling spells and turning himself into a goose the little guy is extolling the his own virtues, which leads to some amusing descriptive phrases. Women can make water catch on fire. Advanced alien armies, which have conquered the known galaxy, use horses for land transportation. Heroes are made from asbestos. When traveling as a flaming meteorite one should avoid ponds or other bodies of water.
Kings carry master keys to every lock in their kingdom.
Spider web sounds just like wind chimes when you shake it. Beauty might not be skin deep, but love sure the heck is. Cyclops are made out of Kevlar. Boomerang throwing stars, that you intend on chucking at some slimy alien overlord, should have a nonstick coating. Marriage vows are based on a grisly way to flame broil the bride and groom's enemies.