Don't listen to that jackass behind us Elian, we're not going to throw you back in the ocean. Note, the gate is about 5 feet tall. Troop mascot attempts to keep up with the attack. Having exited their clown car disguised as INS agents, Reno's Raiders storm the gates of Elian's compound. Reno's Raiders, posing as circus midgets, trick the Elian family into inviting them in.
Intelligence says they're armed with a shrink ray.
Submitted by Brent in Kansas. Not able to make the trip herself, Janet sent Mini Reno to head to up he raid. Storming troops fear the worst for Elian after seeing our Lord and Savior brutally nailed to the side of the residence. Cleverly disguised in an INS uniform, Elian ambushes the unexspecting INS Officers from behind. Usted tiene el derecho de guardar el silencio.