Mazda thanks you very much. Pet store clerks, car dealers, and preschool teachers are aliens. Japanese people don't notice flying orange dots. Spacewomen obtain their power through Showgirls-style tai chi. Never try to pick up a spacewoman, no matter how hot she looks.
Japanese boys sound like twenty year old women.
Spacewomen do not understand economics. Japanese moms have the uncanny ability to convince their children to send their pets to certain death. Japanese kids can NOT sing. Aliens have traffic jams covered. A trio of alien women are inevitably lesbians.