Predictable and plastic, just how homophobes want us all to live. Without good actors this would just be more slapstick. It could really suck. Historically-based films always make me wonder what really happened. It's okay to be ugly, but short people got no reason to live.
Few films show how life can be both sad and lovely.
They're all French, of course. Figures, that the first successful human clone was McCauley Culkin. If at first smuggling doesn't pay, try try again. I think the vampire broke free from the film and killed the editing staff. A good prescription for those who consider war to be romantic.