Bald Francophone Aliens . . . How to be well-preserved in old age . . . Billions and billions . The truth about Banana Nutmeg . . . Falling-down drunk . . .
Fleas only have fleas upon 'em in the Biblical sense . . .
Football in a union town . How to find McDonald's . . . Bless you . . . Set your watch for the millenium . . . Violence in the AFL .