I'm just stuffed. And, dear non-underwear eating readers, it worked. After a few bites of his Fruit of the Loom, this man, filled with a terrible resolve, passed the Breathalyzer with a borderline .08. But then, you have the court of public opinion. Zurfluh's picture was plastered over the front of just about every newspaper in Canada.
Girls have their own international network.
They know about these things. Have I got cotton mouth. Not only that. This must be the David who belongs to that Zurfluh family way over there in Newfoundland, doncha-know . I mean, gosh.