It works like a charm. But those good old days are long gone. There is still an enormous communist nation in the world. And the best news of all is that this one is a different color. I'm talking about those sinister Chinese communists with their inscrutable Asian ways.
Chinese communists begin infiltrating America.
They take advantage of our best schools where they excel through the same superhuman academic drive that typifies others of their breed. And, get this, one of these slant-eyed gooks sends nuclear secrets back to his communist Chinese spymasters. Joel McNally is editor of Shepherd Express .