In the Giving spirit of the Holidays, we here at HG Industries have a small but generous present for you. Starting this week, you will occasionally see a small icon placed on the page somewhere. This icon will point the way to a heaping helping of Original Recipe Schizotrichia, penned by the ever-capable Mr. Unks.
Crap is usually on sale all year 'round, people.
Avoid the rush, Christmas shop around July. Nothing makes you look more like a responsible parent than dragging your kid around on one of those Kiddie Leashes. Walking into a store 2 minutes before closing time, especially when you have no idea what you want, shows everyone that you are an independent-minded person who fights the power. Peanuts starts rerunning strips from 1974 once Shultz retires on Jan. 3rd. Which means we have about 6 years before Peanuts becomes odd and repetitive once again.