I hear of men who caught the whales, And then some wild safari tales. Then baseball stories I like best. Grandpa can't do skateboards, though. He's not good with Nintendo. You get your money's worth out of grandmas.
Grandmothers are the people who take delight in hearing babies breathing into the telephone.
Grandmothers are built to cuddle into, like a duvet. Grandmothers are good at sitting on the floor to play, but they can be terribly difficult to get upright again. Grandmothers have bottomless handbags. Grandmas give you the cherry off the top. All grandmothers like letters.