Follow the Gorskys' tips on how to achieve world domination, and you can have it all. Shave your head.
Evil overlords look considerably more potent when blessed with advanced male-pattern baldness.
Devise an innovative plan to take control of the world's infrastructure. Threatening to detonate a nuclear device and thereby pollute the world's atmosphere just won't cut it any more. France has been doing it for years, and no one gives a toss. Holding all the world's toilet paper to ransom might be clever, but imagine how much more effective you'd be if you infected the water supply with laxatives first. Threatening to tickle the President of the USA is unlikely to have you appointed Supreme Commander of Planet Earth.