The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Few women admit their age.
Few men act theirs. I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar. All generalizations are false. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. The French, who were overwhelmingly favored to win the battle, threatened to cut a certain body part off of all captured English soldiers so that they could never fight again.