The coolest weapon is still the sword. The hero is never really mad until they hurt his girlfriend. The green-haired alien girl will always betray her people for the man she loves. School uniforms are cool only when the collar is open. A show without sexual tension isn't worth watching.
Love knows no race, species, or logic.
Never trust a huge corporation. Romance never comes simpler than in a triangle. Never fall for the girl who names her mech with a French name. Never fall in love with a psychic. You can never have too much hair.