To begin with, I did not contact you. I received two copies of your message, both of them unsolicited. Furthermore, I doubt that whatever joker sent in my name contacted you , Congressman Gingrich. I resent the insult to my intelligence you imply by expecting me to believe otherwise. I do not live in your Congressional District, but I insist that my message be brought to your attention nonetheless.
Electronic communication renders such arbitrary geographical distinctions moot.
Besides, if it is within your rights to make foolish and irritating use of my mailbox and my time, I require the same prerogative with regard to you and yours. Together with the estimated 20,000 readers of USC's Daily Trojan, I eagerly await your reply.