The waitress always comes around to ask you how your food is whenever your mouth is full. The average time between throwing something away and needing it badly is about two weeks. Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans. If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like a child, everything works out pretty well. Checks are always delayed in the mail.
Bills arrive on time or sooner.
If you do a job twice, it's yours. A body at rest tends to watch television. No matter how many show up for choir practice, you will need one more copy of the music. The shorter the agenda the longer the meeting. No matter what goes wrong, there's always someone who knew it would.