See cat carrier. See cat see cat carrier. Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines. If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on my cats.
Life is too short to eat bad food.
No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy. It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations. Never compete with someone who has nothing to lose. You can't win, you can't break even and you can't get out of the game. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.