However, after women were elected to the top five constitutional offices in the state, officials at Mecca asked that Koran Week be put off until Arizona's men get back on the Sunni Side of Life. Arizona followers of Zoroastrianism are encouraged to make sacrifices to twigs while reflecting on which forces in the scriptures are the good guys and which are the bad guys. None of this involves the Mark of Zorro. The Arizona Cattlemen's Association protested this proclamation. For something different, Madonna does the Kabbalah.
Life is useless, all useless.
Say Cheese Arizona's Distaff Administration-Elect warranted a big color shot in the November 23 edition of People magazine. Oh, never mind. Likening Lil' John to a vampire, the ever-descriptive Woods declared it would take more than one stake through the heart to kill Kaites' political career. Kaites was interested in running the state Department of Insurance, but didn't get the appointment. Now he's said to be mulling a run for Maricopa County Attorney in 2000.