I'm the proud owner of a Happy Hacking Keyboard Lite. I use both vi and emacs depending on mood and task. I used to use slrn, but now I use gnus. I don't use non-free software. Linux, but I'd use OpenBSD if I was setting up a server these days and FreeBSD on my laptop when I rebuild it.
All politicians lie.
Debian, but I want to write my own distribution. Syntactic whitespace is moronic. That's none of your business. Yes, too much. Write a million-seller album.