All the scariness is gone because the damn thing is just a joke. The actors run around, trying to hide from the hair pie, but most of them eventually get devoured. You see, it turns out all the people invited to the house are descendants of the survivors at the time of the big fire, and the house has invited them back. But, it wants to kill them, and does, except for two. And one of those gets away because he explains to the big black bush that he was adopted.
Holy fuck is that lame.
Getting hacked up is spooky, crazy ghost killers are spooky, furry bush is not unless it's got lice. Leave as soon as you see the pubic hair. All rights fucking reserved.