Being shot in the crotch sucks. Never hand the clumsy guy a Samari sword. Japanese fans are deadly weapons. It's okay to hit a priest who is dealing drugs. Silly string obstructs windshield vision.
Every movie needs a dog-faced monkey.
A grown man should not walk around in a red suit. Hookers and pimps should be cut into sushi rolls. Don't read Miranda Rights to someone you've shot in the head. 39 mins-Yum, a dead mackeral. All I can see is a pair of turquoise stretch pants.