It would never happen in real life. Panthers and Jaguars win. The science of anagrams is rarely this easy. Look at the Bills name. Even though Dolphins renders SHIN PLOD with minimal interpolation, a leg injury isn't nearly so bad as a team-wide funk.
Dolphins win .
Steelers vs. Jets Just hold your nose and swallow. It's your weekly dose of haiku. Cowher, steel thyself. Jets win . Broncos win .