The best way to cure your wife of a case of nerves is to tell her it's caused by advancing age. There are usually two sides to every argument, but no end. My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. I worked in a pet shop and people kept asking how big I'd get.
Love is blind.
Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced. I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.