Vegans are the ones with the paler complexions who can't disable people by touching them gently on the neck. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. You take the pill in one hand and in the other you take a large kitchen towel with one angry cat head poking out of the end. With your third hand you prise open the tiny jaws, insert the pill, clamp the jaws shut and, with your fourth hand, tickle the throat until a small gulping noise indicates that pill has gone down. And, because they love you, they realise that for some reason you have neglected to include in your house all the little personal touches that make it a home, and do their best to provide them.
Headless shrews are always popular.
No, not a thing. You might think you can, but that is because you've misunderstood what is going on. You think it's the cat turning up obediently at the back door at ten o'clock for its dinner. From he cat's point, a blob on legs has been trained to take a tin out of the fridge every night. Punishment has no effect on Real cats.