This is an actual conversation by someone I actually know. Actually, I left it the way it was given to me, except for the part when they actually said the F Word. An avacado has personality. An apple has no motivation.
Lemons are grumps.
Chives are tagalongs. I think dancing with a sliced mango would be sorta interesting. Okay then, what about some spinach. I feel confident that spinach would back me up in a mosh pit. They're only selfish if you're down with chives.