A woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife. Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman. Well, I chalked up some more frequent loser miles today. I've got a woman so lame that she actually thinks that when I groan during sex it has anything to do with her. Just say no to marriage.
Insurance is like marriage.
You pay and pay but you never get anything back. If dynamite was dangerous, do you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me. I married you 'til death do us part. So when I'm dead, I'm free to date. God, for once I'm actually glad to be home.