Dogs miss you when you're gone. You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you. Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong. Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with. Dogs don't criticize your friends.
Dogs admit when they're jealous.
Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out. Dogs are very happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know that the most important thing is that you're together. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence. You can train a dog. Dogs are easy to buy for.