We can't afford to have an Easter Bunny cramp up at the beginning of his run. I don't want to name names. But one bunny who's making a living in the breakfast cereal industry, we had to let go. Any time a child would try to get an Easter basket from him, he'd back away and start snarling. He was a silly rabbit.
Easter baskets are for kids.
He seems to have gotten better since then. Albert from Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, wants to know what are the occupational hazards of being the Easter Bunny. There are several. Nervous homeowners with guns wing a couple of bunnies a year, as do edgy cops and private security guards. Sliding glass doors.