Thanks to Edith Knott of Albuquerque, New Mexico for sharing the secrets of her longevity with the rest of us. My wild oats have turned to prunes and All Bran. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded. All reports are in.
Life is now officially unfair.
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. I wish the buck stopped here. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.