If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. Never mess up an apology with an excuse. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. A closed mouth gathers no foot. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. Never miss a good chance to shut up.