Neither are optimistic about makeout sessions with the present arrangement, so they hatch a plan to retrieve his body. A body now horribly rotten and crawling with rats, this leads to a rather amusing scene with Tammy, Byron, and Michael all trying to pick out his new body - at the local morgue. There are far worse fates I assure you. High school cheerleaders are all in their mid-twenties. Never get in a testicle squeezing contest with some guy wearing a cup.
Jigsaws are great for splitting skulls.
Karate doesn't work on dinosaurs. Never urinate on a T-Rex. Dead bodies are always infested with rats, even inside metal coffins. Bras make decent flags of truce. 22 mins-Dude, you need a gun.