In fact, Suzy did subsequently come to life and has threatened several lawsuits against me for misappropriating her celebrity right of publicity. Check out Suzy's world by clicking on the links below. Make sure you're well-insured before clicking, and keep your lawyer's number handy. Litigious adolescent defends herself against battery charges involving a misplaced Monopoly game piece. Litigious adolescent engages in hijinks on the soccer field while her coaches seek to avoid tort liability.
Litigious adolescent crusades against school dress code on behalf of garment-oppressed youth.
Litigious adolescent struggles to find love, only to lose it over a contract dispute.