Dad just walks away. Looking around I try to lift my leg into the air and couldn't do it. Then I feel that my back is all crunched up so I reach back with my hands to behind my neck and pull my head forward into my sternum popping what sounded like 30 vertebras. My legs came back, I could feel my feet, but I was exhausted. Bestest buddy began to relief the pressure as the dog is looking at his cracked moon when all of a sudden blood and liquid dung began spewing out upon him.
Bestest buddy begins to shake as liquid sprays forth from all orifices.
Sparky is in shock as spray after spray of bloody dung is flung at him. Sparky looks at his doggy dish also filled with dog chow in a nice bloody dung gravy and decides to leave. My trusty bestest bursting buddy leaves the bathroom spewing going for a phone. Bloody dung flying everywhere. He calls 911 and has them on the way.