The good thing about small cars is that you can fit twice as many into a traffic jam. Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you. Write for free help. Take me drunk, I'm home.
Life is like a straw, it sucks.
You have to be really secure to be seen in this car. I'm a pedestrian trapped in a car. Jesus loves you, but everyone else still thinks your an ass hole. Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot. If you can read this you're in range.