This positive reinforcement will encourage him to hit pingers more often and not to become slothful and miss the spittoon. Likewise if one of the guys is consistently falling short give him some tips on appropriate angles and remind him that we all have bad chaw days. Through the years, the original intent of the edict was lost and the meaning corrupted. Spitting is a beautiful thing and should be shared with everyone, especially women. An appreciative audience offers an excellent chance to show off any trick spitting you might have picked up in your chewing experience.
Many churches place their spittoons inconveniently along the sides of the sanctuary.
The first, known as the easy way out, is to empty your gills in the font of holy water as you enter. Since God is everywhere, including chaw, they mix pleasantly. The best method, however, is to drop your chaw into the collection plate as it passes by. This saves both you and the church money, because you know those damn kids down the pew were going to steal the offerings anyway. If you should ever find yourself in a library there are a few important rules you should abide by.