Then the court will rule with Mrs. Payson that his client, Mr. Mortimer, who may be guilty as hell, will play all the witness parts in the interest of tight theatre budgets. Opening statement, Mr. Steak. Merci, your honor. A snotty, whining, selfish, so stupid it can't walk, ugly, abortion miss, child. That will be at the end, your honor, as my surprise address.
Defense waives opening statement.
Your honor, since the defendant cannot play two people at once, I will swear at him. No further questions, your witness. You may be standed. Your name is Ms. Kelp, you live at Ten Commandments Street. And your favorite month is winter.