You might as well make her middle name Bertha. Don't work anymore. I'm a baby. Ergo, here are my baby pictures. Mommy gets ready for her surgery.
Daddy looks confident.
Easy for him, nobody's gutting him like a fish. Mommy has had a few interesting medical events, so each time someone takes a history it runs a while. Daddy is scrubbed and ready to go. The view from Mommy's hospital room. She has good insurance.