Film is forever.
Written, filmed and acted on a level that nearly reaches a grade school production shown on public-access television, the flick is also so dull and unerotic that it'd scarcely cause an erection on a recently released felon. Granted, it's been some time since I rented any hardcore, and my tastes always ran toward the seamier sides of town. Yet, it's hard to believe that production values have taken such a noticeable dive in that short time, or that the sex has been reduced to a laundry list of positions and pairings that had me stifling a yawn more than once. Long gone are the days of amusing studs like Harry Reems or freaks of nature like John Holmes. Like their male counterparts, these siliconed starlets can't hold a flame to the likes of Seka and Marilyn Chambers, or even recent stars like Nina Hartley and Ginger Lynn.