One's readers know well that one never flinches from investigating the truly tough issues that burden our society. No, like the player on the football field, the sounds of 'You'll Never Walk Alone' ringing in his ears, one sees the goal, and one charges towards it ruthlessly, tackling any obstacles in the way. This week, one takes on one of the pressing topics of the day, a topic on everyone's lips. That is, the issue of Global Warming. We shall not.
Industry already has too many burdens placed upon it.
No, readers, one says again. But the answer is quite simple. We must cut back on certain luxuries, starting at the very bottom. Think of all the wasteful heat going straight into the atmosphere as they microwave their fish fingers and fry their jacket potatoes, when all they really have required for centuries is a handful of dry, dark bread and perhaps some over-ripe cheese on the Lord's day. Heaven knows we don't need that .