According to a press release from Norad, the sleigh was flying at an altitude of 1,500 feet when it just disappeared from the screen. Strange Texas News was able to reach Mrs. Claus at the compound who had this to say. I warned him that Rudolph's nose was not Y2K compliant. I was afraid something like this would happen. Copyright 2000 by Cary Darling.
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