Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you for the rest of the day.
Every man has a secret ambition to outsmart horses, fish, and women.
Every man is as God made him, ay, and often worse. Excellence can be attained if you care more than others think is wise, risk more than others think is safe, dream more than others think is practical, expect more than others think is possible. Feel secure all night, sleep with a cop. For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.