We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality. When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic. We can get off with teenagers without being called dirty oldperverts. We can be groupies.
Male groupies are stalkers.
We can cry and get off speeding fines. Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance. Taxis stop for us. We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.