A person called to find out the number to the police station. Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money. It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the prime minister's birthday, like they do for the queen. Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting for a candidate born on July 3 or December 26, just for the long weekends. Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part about letting just any ol' person vote.
Home is where the house is.
I often wonder how come John Tesh isn't as popular a singer as some people think he should be. Then, I remember it's because he stinks. For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out.