Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Don't squat with your spurs on.
Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. A closed mouth gathers no foot. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. There are two theories to arguing with women.