I just know that Berry said he'd give me 4 dollars worth of Fritos if I wrote some stuff for him. I tried to leverage for a can of Cheddar Dip, but that Robert is a crafty bastard. No, not The Real World. That's 7 idiots who do whatever Bunim-Murray Production writers tell them to do, except make it look real.
Friends is a horrible, horrible show with an occasional good one-liner.
It's usually delivered by Chandler. He's the repressed homosexual heroin addicted necrophilliac. One good thing has come out of the show Friends, and that, my friends, is List of Five. You're about to. The List of Five is a wondrous thing indeed.