The shoulder becomes a lane if you are driving a Porsche. This is especially, applicable in parking lots. Get to know your horn. Use it as often as possible. This is especially effective if driving in the fast lane.
Every lane is the suicide lane.
For parking purposes, all SUV's are compact cars. If a cop attempts to pull you over, give chase. Towards the end of the chase, be sure to throw random items out of your window. Never use your turn signal, unless of course you are on the freeway with no intention of merging. Totally disregard on-coming traffic.