Move to Arizona. They are allowing license renewal and some transfers over the Web. People are doing about 1000 a day. Kudos to Aleksandr Mysko. The biggest concern is not the computers, but that the walls are crumbling and falling down.
E-wait for the server to come back up.
I think the guy who sniffs armpits to test the effectiveness of deodorant came in last again this year. I'll bet not. Ten bucks says you would be out of a job. That's what usually happens. One time eBay went off-line for 21 hours.