Ergo, here are my baby pictures. Mommy gets ready for her surgery. Daddy looks confident. Easy for him, nobody's gutting him like a fish. Mommy has had a few interesting medical events, so each time someone takes a history it runs a while.
Daddy is scrubbed and ready to go.
The view from Mommy's hospital room. She has good insurance. I'm not sure. Born back-end first, just like my big sister. I'm a mess.