When they're jealous they admit it brazenly. They are very forward about wanting to go out. If you choose a video they won't care what it is as long as you're together. You're intelligence is not a threat. Dogs can be trained.
Dogs are easy to buy for.
They are always good with kids. You'll never be suspicious of your dog's dreams. When they're gorgeous they don't know it. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas, unless you want to consider rabies, but then you can kill the one that gave it to you. Your dog will never need therapy.