Incidentally, The Computer is very happy about recent developments in wireless technology. Now, every Citizen can be reached via mobile phone at any time. And every Citizen's location can be determined at all times. And Troubleshooters can be alerted to the presence of traitors in their vicinity. At any time.
Happiness is mandatory.
Failure to be happy is treason. Treason is subject to summary execution. Train 'em, field 'em, and work your way up the league standings to the ultimate accolade of Interworld Cup Champion.