Light is called light because that is what it is.
I put 3 kg of light on my kitchen scales last week and it weighed nothing. I am a very friendly sort of guy so anything that is a wave and still will not wave to me can't exist. This is Milliways, and I want to watch the end of everything. Be reasonable, if I can write a report on something like this, they will have to give me a knighthood and a Nobel Prize. I might even find some females who will talk to me.