I wrote a twenty page feature article explaining my recurring presence on people s front lawns, but the GameSpy Network higher-ups nixed it. This article explains how to become one of these elite online wankers in 8 easy steps. Follow them and in no time you ll have entire servers clearing out just at the sight of you. The Name Meet Skippy. You can be like him if you try.
Every wanker needs a proper name.
One that signifies exactly who you are and what you re about. The name doesn t need to necessarily mean anything. It should just look to other players like it could be deciphered if they only had some bizarre technological Rossetta Stone. The idea is to catch players unawares who are staring at your name trying to figure out what it means. You can then promptly fill them with your ammunition of choice.