The parishioners shout that it s another miracle of Moses. Everyone rushes to the other side of Piney Woods Creek to reenact the Exodus . Your PMS peaks on Communion Sunday. The Minister is not amused when you tell him to stop being so stingy with the bread. Just shut up and take a Midol after Sunday School.
Home is where the heart is.
Unfortunately no one told the heart transplant department at the hospital and your 33rd on the list. The good news is that with little time left those rising cigarette prices wont bust the budget. Just remember that touching your neighbor down there is a felony in some states. Maybe you should just go to sleep at night instead of loving yourself. A change of scenery will do you good.