But that's what real drinking is all about. With every sip, booze hounds hurl themselves toward the abyss, and only occasionally tipple off their bar stools into it. This fearlessness is rooted in freedom of choice, which is why you'll never see a Citron martini bottled by Anheuser-Busch. Personal freedom is severely limited in the tavern. With only a menu of beer, beer, and more beer to order from, it's little wonder that pubs are among the most boring places on earth.
Lounges are infinitely more inviting, because at least they give the impression of making an effort.
Yes, the rolled red vinyl seats may sport the occasional crack. Agreed, the ceilings are burnt yellow from years of smoke. Lounges make an effort and, similarly, hard liquor requires an effort. It requires an acquisition of knowledge and vocabulary. It requires manners.