I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. Honk if you love peace and quiet. Remember half the people you know are below average. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
He who laughs last thinks slowest. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I intend to live forever - so far so good. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.