N ever purr half-heartedly. D on't worry about little things. D on't worry about big things. M iaow and the world Miaows with you, hiss and you hiss alone. K eep everybody's secrets.
M ake friends with the milkman.
P lay and sleep in cardboard boxes. H elp with making the bed. H elp with making dinner. R egard all neatly stacked piles of paper as provocation. D on't cry over spilt milk - lap it up instead.