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If you're a microradio programmer planning on saving audio samples for rerecording or rebroadcast, I strongly suggest you take the extra time and download the .wav versions. The Reverend Senator Helms prepares to perform the ceremonial screwing of the American taxpayer by driving the symbolic First Screw into the Wall Of Denial. On experiencing difficulty sinking one in with the battery-operated power screwdriver, Reverend Senator Helms commented that if a nuclear weapon had been close at hand, the job would have proceeded more quickly. This theory went untested as the only weapons nearby were symbolic devices such as the one to the immediate left of the Reverend Senator.