All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral or fattening. There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it. One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I just let her sleep. And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.