This is a fucking vanity site based around my huge godlike cock. Firstly, introductions all round. People are often wondering just what the hell zoophilia is. This does not include forcefully mating with an animal, without their consent, or with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children.
Dolphins are very intelligent, highly emotional and expressive creatures.
You see, dolphins do not use sex purely for procreative reasons. I think I'm going to be fucking ill. But not before I read the rest of this e-mail while violently jacking off into my mothers mouth . It is better than hot pancakes on a cold winter morning. It is better than nailing your nuts to a splintered 2x4 and jerking off until you spew a pinkish-mixture of blood and cum.