The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Jokes are always funnier when they involve surrealism.
Actually, a friend wrote last night to ask what I thought of Riven , the sequel to MYST . So I headed out today and bought a copy. MYST , after all, is my hands-down favorite computer game, having come closer than any other in making me feel like I'm really there. I tended to go through cycles in MYST of getting stuck for a bit, than figuring things out. I'm not great at these games, probably because I don't often play them.