Alright, don't bother calling the ambulance when you get that heart attack, the unused 'plastic surgery' fund you had will be collected at a later date for cancer research. I don't meant that, I would be smoking mad if this happened to anyone I know.
Fake breasts are only for voyurism, and surely disappoint when pressed into action.
This guy is nuts. Please tell me he lost his license. I know, it's not like she gained just a cup size or something. He could have just told her it was temprary swelling. Maybe I should use the spell check feature more.