I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. A closed mouth gathers no feet. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. Always yield to temptation because it may not pass your way again.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.