Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning. When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine. Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they don't admit it. Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids.
Democrats refuse to do so.
That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls. Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays. Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping. Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too, all year round.