Just remember, don't assume to understand anything. Third, for all of the future fathers out there. I have been designated the changer, as I imagine many of us are. Since we do not feed our child, we must serve some purpose. When you remove the diaper, no matter how long you let them finish, they are not done.
Babies have the innate ability to shoot crap three feet, it's kind of like a camel spitting.
You can try to dodge it, you can try to avoid it, but your getting hit. As soon as you clean that up and reach for the next diaper, a stream of urine shoots four feet into the air like Old Faithful. This is when she will look up at you and grin. I swear, she is smarter than she lets on. After a long day of performing the numerous tasks that come with a child, you will lay down in bed and put your arm around your wife.