It's everybody else that thinks you're an ass. I can't dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
Clones are people two.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up. Clean my kitchen. Don't bother me.