The Fifth Commandment is Humor thy father and mother. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, and a ball of fire at night. When Mary heard she was to be the mother of Jesus, she went off and sang the Magna Carta. Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrods. Holy acrimony is another name for marriage.
Christians can have only one wife.
This is called monotony. The Popes lives in a vacuum. Paraffin is next in order after seraphim. Today, wild beasts are confined to the Theological Gardens. The patron saint of travelers is St. Francis of the sea sick.