I saw a man walk into a crowded shopping center and gun down 32 people with a machine gun. Well, the man was wearing a sweater, which made me realize that the weather is turning colder and that summer is but a distant memory. Fall is the time of year when, if you leave your car window down, hundreds if not thousands of dead leaves will find their way into your car. One of the most important things for you to remember about fall is to wear clothes. This is a good idea any time of the year, but especially during fall.
Clothing is very important for everyone, including animals like the spotted owl.
Now, this is a trying time for anyone who wears clothes because the weather is frightfully unstable. One day, you could be enjoying temperatures in the upper 80 s and the next day, you could be hit by a truck. I ve decided to help you cope with such a dastardly season by putting together five fashion tips for fall so that you, the reader, will be as prepared as me, the writer. Beards are very important for fall weather, for they save you from having to shave. They re very good for ladies, too, because a lady with a beard is less likely to worry about getting a date.