I could hardly open my mouth to yawn without inadvertantly swallowing some several thousand screaming denizens. Plus, China has one thing Mexico doesn't, and that's nuclear weapons. Imagine how much they'd want to start a war with the monster who kicked their ass. I'd be free to roam wherever I damn well please, I tell you. The Japanese have seen their country destroyed by more monsters than you could shake a cat at.
China is just perfect.
I could set down some roots there. There's plenty of room to roam, the food is good, and I could even give Tibet back to the Tibetans, not because I care, but Hollywood would be so happy they'd keep the U.S. Government off my back. Maybe I could even get Richard Gere to visit and then eat him. I think that sounded a bit wrong. I mean swallow him.