They look ugly. I love the way you look in that color. Seeing you in a condom really turns me on. But we've been having sex without condoms. I know we could enjoy each other more if I didn't have to worry.
Condoms taste terrible.
Let's try some of those new flavored condoms. They're too dry. They make sex uncomfortable. Let's try lubricated condoms. If they still feel dry, we can use some K-Y Jelly or Astro Glide.