Cucumbers Beer Vs. Beer bottles don't get sprayed with pesticides Beer bottles don't shrivel up and grow mouldy if you leave them in the fridge for a month.
Beer is always in season.
Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't work. You can't get drunk, no matter how many cucumbers you eat. Cucumbers won't give you a hangover. Cucumbers have fewer calories. Your wife won't complain about you sitting around all day watching TV and eating cucumbers.