I wonder if there is a 900 number to call and register your vote. Each call costs 50 cents. 50 cents is too much just to register your vote, though. Only an idiot would do that. Well, I might do it once or twice, but only an idiot would do it more than that.
Chicken soup is wonderful.
I would like to go out with your big fat ass. I know I am no Brad Pitt, but I am not so bad. Anyway forget about Brad Pitt. Or we could go to my friend Vic s apartment, I have a key, and fool around on his waterbed. Or we could kill Heloise and eat her brain.