Real Exam Answers from Real Children To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube. When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire. Benjamin Franklin invented electricity by rubbing two cats backward. One of the major functions of skin is to keep people who look at you from throwing up.
Children go where there is excitement, but they stay where there is love.
Sometimes the best way to convince your children they're wrong is to let them have their own way. Assuredly, I say to you, whoever does not receive the kingdom of God as a little child will by no means enter it. If we had paid no more attention to our plants than we have to our children, we would now be living in a jungle of weeds. Money may not be everything, but it does keep your children in touch with you. If you can give your children only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.