You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. A fool and his money are soon partying.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. Half the people you know are below average. Birds are singing in the crisp, cool mountain air. Nothing can bother you here.