I have changed many promising young men into hopeless parasites. I destroy the weak and weaken the strong. I have ruined millions and shall try to ruin millions more. I am alcohol. An archaeologist is a man whose career lies in ruins.
Astronomy is to look in the sky and see the stars.
An atheist is one who has no invisible means of support. An atheist is that frustrated person who, when he feels grateful, has no one to thank. Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. A banker is a man who will loan you money if you can prove to him you don't need any. A baseball fan is a spectator sitting 500 feet from home plate who can see better than an umpire five feet away.