You can put your finger in a dyke and it will save your country 8. You live in the most densely populated country in Europe, and still you've never seen your neighbours. If the economy is bad, blame the Germans. If a war is started, blame the Germans. If you lose your keys, blame the Germans.
Bikes are public property.
Locks are a challenge. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly. If other countries want to fight a war, they will do it in your country. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer. The best beer.