Every spoonful is loaded with sweet, crunchy, puffy combs of grain that are shaped like the chamber of Puffy's very own .38 revolver. Studies show that kids who eat a nutritious bowl of Puffy Combs for breakfast are more likely to survive a schoolyard shootout between classes. So give your kids what they want and need, jump-start their day with the nutritional firepower and physical protection only a bowl Puffy Combs can provide. New York City - Scientists meeting this week at The Mad Scientist's Convention in New York announced that recent breakthroughs in the area of cloning will soon end the problem of the endangered species. No longer will the world weep for the Peninsulat Big Horn Sheep, or the Florida Panther, or the Bengal Tiger.
Cloning is the obvious answer.
If we can clone a bloody sheep, for God's sake, we should be able to clone a measly frog. The frog Assferahat was referring to is the California Red Legged Frog, which was recently declared an endangered species by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. The Service designated 4,000,000 acres of land off limits to industry, so that the little red bastards could pro create. Apparently, they're valuable, for some reason. I mean, they're frogs.