Link's eyes turn bloodshot, and he manages to struggle loose, with the plunger still stuck on his face. He rips the plunger off his face to reveal that his lungs and stomach are hanging out of his mouth. He quickly shoves his organs back down his throat and tosses the plunger aside. Link takes out the Bow and sets an arrow and fires at Mario's head. The arrow lodges itself in Mario's eye.
Blood squirts everywhere.
Mama Mia, I got a splitting headache. Just then Navi flies in. Just then Mario Eats Navi and belches. Link takes out the Megaton hammer. Thou shalt pay for thy transgression against fair and free Navi.