Tabloids blabber on. East Timor stays here. Convert Jews to Christ. Screws slaves, now screws Jews. Fat tomato rolls uphill, astonishing all, claims anyone can.
Cancer can cure clams, say bewildered scientists.
No clam warts, ever. That great sucking sound. Bush hears Buchanan defect. Reform Party sucks. Green tomato sings of bug-free world, rich loam, sun.