If you retain water, it's in a canteen. The remote is yours and yours alone. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them. ESPN's sports center. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
Bachelor parties kick ass over bridal showers.
You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed. Someday you'll be a dirty old man. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.