There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Generally speaking, you aren t learning much when your mouth is moving. Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you re a mile away, and you have their shoes. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. Always try to make other people happy, even if you have to leave them alone to do it. The US Army Medical Department and Brooke Army Medical Center is hosting the FY01 Federal Service Optometry meeting at Brooks Air Force Base, San Antonio, TX, 15-20 October 2000.