A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it. Mr. President and his wife were sleeping one night at the White House. Darling, darling wake up. He stays sleeping.
Diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.
The wives of three presidents and a prime minister are talking together about what a male sexual organ is called in their native languages. In England people call it a gentleman because it stands up when women are entering. In Russia you call it a patriot because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side. In France you call it a curtain because it goes down after the act. In the USA you call it a rumor because it goes from mouth to mouth.