Following the meal, Peter presented Dick Schmitz and Shirley Whitt with awards as co-winners of Staff of the Year. This from the News and Observer, Wednesday, April 25, 2001. I hope we can implode it before I leave. It is an insult to the majesty of this campus. Collards have a genius for communication.
Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers.
As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache. Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You catfish are never easy people to understand.