Unfortunately, subjects rarely remember to declaw or bind the animals leading to lacerated testicles, glans, or shaft which can require stitches and uncomfortable explanations. For those who require a challenge, the Great Cats pose their own difficulties. These fierce nocturnal hunters are terrible lushes and can hold far more liquor than the standard domestic cat. After 20 minutes or so, get in, make your move, and get out quickly. These cats sober up quickly, and no one wants to be faced with a bleary, violated 250 pound pussy.
Caution is highly recommended.
One account from the early 1980s relates the story of a poor fool who plied a cougar with five cases O'Douls, only to lose his genitals and right leg. He learned, too late, that O'Douls is a Non-Alcoholic Malt Beverage. Older cats prefer bourbon. The blast of turbulent air and the gentle rocking motion of the train provide an extremely erotic full body massage. Some subjects prefer standing over the caboose and others the engine, for the different vibratory properties of each.