Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper. A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. Because I don't get it.
Children are the most expensive form of entertainment.
There are things so serious that you can only joke about them. Be smarter than other people, just don't tell them so. If you and your partner always agree, one of you is unnecessary. The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important. The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.