The following responses to this query were provided by faculty, staff and students at the Centre of Criminology in April 2000. All entries received at least one vote. One to deconstruct it as a broken window, one to shame it and reintegrate it as a fixed window, and one to govern its security in the future. The other third place winner is very long and consequently appears at the end of the list. The following were other entries in the contest.
Criminologists only write papers on why it was broken and the attempts to fix it.
If it's a corporate office window, no one cares. Criminologists don't fix windows. That's the cops' job. Windows should be made to take responsibility for providing opportunities for crime. The definition of a criminologist is more contentious, but for purposes of this answer I will assume this is someone who, regardless of disciplinary background or procilivity, seeks an understanding of crime, criminality, law and justice, and more generally, how society is ordered and regulated.