As far as you're concerned, you never came into my home or into my office. You never left a calling card. All you pulled off was a little hack. It wasn't just a hack. It was a robbery.
Cops call it breaking and entering.
You had no right to break into the area of my computer system where I keep private files. You had no right to browse through my programs. They aren't yours, John. They belong to me. Like most thieves, you returned to the scene of the crime.