A man feeling very depressed walked into a bar . . . Tommy Shaughnessy goes into the confessional box . A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory . For his birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday .
Bill rents an apartment in Helena .
A bus stops and two Italian men get on . An extremely shy and very modest man went into the hospital on Oct. 31st . . . An elderly Italian man went to his parish priest . As an elderly lady sat on her front porch reflecting on her long life . . . A guy sticks his head in the barber shop .