The less you enjoy serving on committees, the more likely you are to be pressed to do so. All countries hate their immediate neighbors and like the next but one. The Issawi-Wilcox Principle Problems increase in geometric ratio, solutions in arithmetic ratio. Steven Wright's Rules 1. All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.