A fool and his money are soon partying. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of Visa payments. Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's a scenic route. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Borrow money from pessimists - they won't expect it back. Half the people you know are below average. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. My friend, Dan was having problems with the computer system one night at work. Comprehending Engineers - Take Two An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.