Burn Holywood Burn. Influence is a funny thing. You can make your followers see things through rose colored glasses even though you've wiped your ass with the lenses. Hollywood is a real pisser. I must start with the latest fashion trend.
Designer babies are the latest craze to sweep across Hollywood.
Asian babies go great with Calvin Cline and Christian Dior. A baby from Laos looks great in a Bentley. Calista Flockhart is the latest celebrity to buy some part time love for herself. The cause of this collapse was exhaustion from to much owrk on the show. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that Calista is in great need of a double cheeseburger and some gravey-soaked fries.