I even asked what was in a Rolling Rock. They took me seriously, I think. Good thing they don't carry it. My plan was to carry this little bit of humor out for a few weeks and then become that guy that catches on so fast. I've always wanted to be that guy.
Child prodigies are so cool.
I couldn't help it. Had to send her on her way. So now they know I know how to tend, since I guess it wasn't a case of them not thinking I knew what I was doing, but that this was what would be considered by them as a very busy happy hour, always requiring at least two tenders. And I was bored. I guess they recognized it, the need for more and more wonderful people to pour booze into.