Here's ye kilt, and here's ye matching underwear, and here's five yards of the material left over. Ye might want to take it home and keep it in case you want anything else made of it. So the lad rushed home with his order, threw the material in his room, and donned his kilt. In his excitement, he decided to run to his girlfriend's house to show off his new purchase. Unfortunately, in his excitement, he forgot to don his underwear.
Bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. Den I come. Den two asses come together. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice.