Aliens are even more stupid. They pursue their targets into canyons walls and closing blast doors. Aliens are unbelievably stupid. While unarmed and unarmored, they do things to piss off people with hand guns. Aliens are just too stupid for words to express.
Aliens are remarkably inarticulate.
If you're President and your administration is faltering, an Alien Invasion might be a good way to boost your ratings in the polls. No need to specify what branch of service. If you're President and your administration is faltering and an Alien Invasion occurs, relocate the V.P., the Cabinet, and the Joint Chiefs to one centralized location so that the Aliens can take them all out with one shot. You can always blame the problems of the past on them after victory is achieved. If your father abandons his Jewish beliefs after the death of your mother, always carry around a Torah and a Yarmulke.