It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that we cannot sincerely help another without helping ourselves. The best parachute folders are those who jump themselves. Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world. It's hard to make a program foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like. Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh. Life is a roller coaster, you have your ups and downs unless you fall off.