I would like to propose that all department chairs be replaced with department couches . Rationale Everyone knows that you can get at least three times as much out of a couch as you can a chair. Replacing them with couches would mean a two-thirds reduction in force. Therefore we would need only 20 couches where we now have 60 chairs.
Couches are more versatile than chairs.
Some things are just more comfortable with a couch. A chair, on the other hand, offers some limitations. Actually, neither really does very much. But, the couch looks more impressive not doing anything. Couches offer much more room for sitting.