So, for the good of the nation, you should go along with the Holiday Program. This means you should get a large sum of money and go to a mall. Unless you live in Indonesia, there should be several malls within five miles of your home. You have your chain bookstores, your chain clothing stores, your chain shoe stores, your chain restrooms, your chain electronic-game arcades. The basic idea behind malls is that they are more convenient than cities.
Cities contain streets, which are dangerous and crowded and difficult to park in.
You're allowed to do anything. You can drive as fast as you want in any direction you want. This kind of reasoning is legally valid in mall parking lots. So when you get to the mall for your holiday shopping, the first thing to remember is that you should not park in the parking lot and walk to the mall buildings, because you will probably get killed. Instead, drive your car right up to and, if possible, right into, the mall building.