Trust me, if you buy him an icy cold one he will be your best buddy until it is finished. I have watched this thread with a great amount of humor. I can't really tell what is going on, and to a great degree I couldn't care less. It is interesting to me that the more you post, the more trouble you seem to create for yourself. As one who is frequently afflicted with the same problem, I suggest you look down at the keyboard to find the source of this phenomenon.
Communication is a two-way street.
When I have troubles it is usually because I have found myself driving on the sidewalk.