If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. A silent mole digs.
Cat stealthily tiptoes near.
Dead mole now. All day hunting birds. Here you come up the driveway. Pretty flowers grow, Used to smell so very nice. Smell like cat poop now.