There's some hot news down at the rumor mill, and I want you to hear it first, my faithful Harveyheads. As you surely recall, John Belushi faked his own death, only to reveal himself to the entire world during the halftime show. But that's not the half of it.
Actors are already on top of the world when they make it into the movies.
No need to thank me, though. I'm just doing my job as best I can. This should finally put to rest all the rumors that Adrienne died during the filming of Escape From L.A . I only hope that Hollywood keeps a level head and doesn't let it go too far. As I'm sure you know, Harrison Ford used to be a carpenter.