It costs money to live. It's always the man's fault, never the woman's. Life didn't come with instructions, so make your own. Your life is not pathetic until you find yourself making pudding in your dorm room on a friday night from one of those carboard boxes, reading those easy two step instructions. Algae farms are cool.
Caffeine is our friend.
It is time to do your laundry when you find yourself wearing your roommates clothes. It is easier if you blame it on someone else. Anything is possible in life as long as you don't let your mom and dad solve your problems.