Some of the best movies have very unerotic covers, and some covers that make you bust your nuts right in the store can contain completely boring movies. So, if your local store owner's wife has a large dripping sore on her nose and a mustache, avoid this type of movie. Rather than tell you which videos to buy, I have now taught you how to choose your own. Like the farmer who has been taught how to grow crops instead of being given food, you are now ready to go out into the world and get what you want out of life. I apologize to anyone with a fetish for three-toed sloths who may have gotten excited.
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