Can You Teach Me to Pick My Nose Avon, 1990. Chris makes Jordy, a social outcast, popular by telling everyone he's a skateboard champion. When Jordy is challenged by a skateboard champ, Pam comes to his rescue by teaching him not only how to pick his nose on a skateboard but also how to be a friend. Princess Bride Rei ed. Mass Market Paperback.
Book is witty and sarcastic.
A story of high adventure, swashbuckling excitement and good-natured silliness. Also available in cassette. Movie starred Billy Crystal. I Love You Warner, 1984. Grizzard spins tales of the South with an obvious love and a Georgian twang, a hankering to explain down-home traditions and an admiration for the Confederate disposition.