Of course that may not be possible much longer, seeing as how Ed McMahon and Dick Clark are under fire for allegedly misleading people. Damn, we may have to get an education and do it the hard way after all. But now it's looking like the traditional parental advice to get a higher education may not be all it's cracked up to be. And it can work. After all, plumbers do it.
Auto mechanics do it.
No, it turns out the best reasons for not getting that extra degree are being espoused by researchers. You know, the same people who tell us that smoking cigarettes is bad, eating less fat is good, and movies based on Saturday Night Live skits can cause brain damage. Anyway, it's now being revealed that education is bad for your health. The study also says that married people have more sex, older people have less sex, and Presidents don't have improper relationships, though it doesn't define an improper relationship. These are hardly startling conclusions.