It also makes fun of you if you go to fraternities for any reason. This means that it makes fun of everyone on campus. If you can t take a joke, then I guess you ll just have to drown your sorrows at a frat this weekend, crybaby.
College seems like a nice time to want to remember.
I m sure that after I get out of here, I ll look back on my classes and my professors and the campus and smile. But when I look back on college, what I hope I remember is that I had friends who stood by me, who supported me during times of need, and who held me up while I vomited back the 97 shots of tequila they made me drink in an hour. What will be important is that these friends were always willing to give me hand, because I paid them to hang out with me, and because they abused the hell out of me so I could pay them to hang out with me. Fraternities, for the unfortunate few who don t belong to one or pass out in one every weekend, are groups of men drawn together by common interests and community service, by which I mean drinking. They have names made up of three letters of the Greek alphabet, although the true meaning of that word, alphabet, has long since been lost to most members.