Your bellyboat is your best friend. Road Kill is always a source of Fly Tying material. You either have animal, outdoor pictures or dead animals on every wall of your house. Your friends really notice you when you dress up. Your best investment is your camping trailer.
Coffee is a necessity.
Candy in the house is a must. Christmas is always a good excuse for more outdoor toys. All your friends feel burping in your house is okay. You avoid property that has a lot of grass to cut. One day the sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his boots.