Every jock's ultimate goal is to have sex while they're on the air. This is why most jocks are frustrated. They never reach that ultimate goal. Show prep is getting into the control room before the last song fades. Sure, we'll play it.
Bad ratings are never accurate.
Unless, of course, the book is up. This is particularly true if pizza is served at the meeting. No matter what you heard, nobody ever gets laid in the prize van. Somebody on the staff is doing someone else on the staff. Anyone who went to school to do radio wasted their time and money.