Deep Thoughts . . . Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money. It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president's birthday, like they do for the queen's. Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting for a candidate born on July 3 or December 26, just for the long weekends.
Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part about letting just any old yokel vote.
Home is where the house is. I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. I often wonder how come John Tesh isn't as popular a singer as some people think he should be. Then, I remember it's because he sucks. For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese.