Perhaps I should. If I want to speak in jacked-up terminology, then I will. By the way, I'm WAY American. Anyway, when you show me your credentials, Mr. Godzilla, I'd be happy to defer to your intellectual superiority in such matters. It's pretty manilla as well.
Asses are high-sterical.
Arses are not. Nope, just moderately funny. Unless the queen says it. Then it's damned funny. Because swearing is always good, no matter the context.