It's broad daylight. The car was bright orange. My lights were on. At least nobody was hurt. I'm going to have to cite you for that.
Child endangerment is a very serious crime.
But there's a precedent. Back in the 90s, several states passed laws against cyclists carrying children in rear trailers, after one or two children were killed by careless motorists. But we both know you didn't protest it. No motorist did. I'll be late for work.