Honk if you love peace and quiet. Remember half the people you know are below average. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Eagles may soar, but turkeys don't get sucked into jet engines. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. The dreams stuff is made of. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.