The only thing that might've stopped me, might've, is my parents would be devastated. I would, I woulda' had to shoot them, also, first. And then, I have an aunt and an uncle, I would have, you know, it would have been a bloodbath. I know exactly what I think about all this, but I can never find words to put it in. Maybe if I get a little drunk I could dance it for you.
All men are mortal.
Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. Which means that all men are homosexuals. To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love, but then one suffers from not loving.