Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything. Guys have feelings too. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now. I did it right the first time. Do NOT start with me.