I would bet good money that Leonardo would prefer to be remembered for trashing a hotel room in Celebrity than going down with the good ship Megabucks in the icy Atlantic. As mentioned, Celebrity is not chockfull of guffaws. This is not to say that the film does not have its moments. In one particularly amusing scene, Robin Simon receives sex tips from working girl played by Bebe Neuwirth, with the aid of a famous subtropical piece of fruit. Okay, down the hatch.
Celebrity is no exception.
The scenario mentioned in the prior paragraph is not the only fellatio scene to be witnessed in the movie. The parallels to Allen's life are acute. His depiction of the public is no less heartwarming. What we can tell about this culture, judging by Allen's movie, is that we are vain, ignorant and downright crazy. One interesting observation about Celebrity is the silver lining that almost seems to present itself at the film's conclusion.