If they're too beautiful people will think they're stupid, and if they're ugly, well, nobody likes ugly people, so average is a better goal. The Internet will allow everyone to communicate with everybody, including the most clever con men and rip-off artists, so they'll need to be very cynical to avoid being ripped off. Internet communication will also make good writing skills essential. Our economy will have crashed from lawyers plundering every industry in the country and nannies will have passed so many laws no one will be able to do anything remotely enjoyable, so they'll be miserable unless watching everything swirl the drain makes them laugh. In short, the kids with the best prospect for happiness and survival will be average-looking cynical writers who think human stupidity is uproariously amusing.
Bidding starts at ten grand.
Give me a call.