I am afraid of widths. I used to have a handle on life, then it broke. The 2 most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants. Dates in calender are closer than they appear.
All true wisdom is found on t-shirts.
Even if you are paranoid-maybe they ARE after you. My goal is to live forever. So far so good. Never try to teach a pig to sing. You'll frustrate yourself and annoy the pig.