Button missing from shirt. Have them roll a boulder up a hill while birds pick at their exposed livers. Burglarize opponent's party headquarters. Sniff Super Glue. People get mad when you smoke cigars.
Antiquated equipment makes it difficult to count everyone's vote quickly and correctly.
Any day now. Really, I am going. Take first available jet to California to gain a few hours. Face doth mock you. Kids' music is too loud.