Due to the high humor value, I have elected to post it here, although it is certainly not related to rabbit breeding in any way. Bunny, I have seized the computer and the refrigerator. My human has been given food and a book and sent to bed. Bunny, I have secured the treat supplies and disabled the human's telephone capabilities. She will obey any instructions sent to the new regime.
All bunnies have the right to health, happiness and unlimited carpet grazing.
Carrots for everyone at all times. Supplies running low, send Calf Manna. Full run of the house and petting on command. Have secured Montgomery Co. sector. Am awaiting HQ's permission to begin strategic carpet strikes and exploratory forays into the herb garden.