My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face. For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
A closed mouth gathers no feet. If you look like your passport picture you probably need the trip. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. Men are from earth. Women are from earth.