I've been thinking recently about how glad I am that certain visionaries refused to listen to the frowning crowd. You could add to the list. You may even belong on the list. If so, hats off to you. One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show. You just hang something in your closet for a while, and it shrinks two sizes. Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything. At least I think that's what she said.