L.A. Everybody s so fake. I miss being around real people. Listen to them talk about themselves. Look at them looking around to see if anyone s looking at them. See steam rising from their heads as they try to figure out the check.
Actors are fascinatingly stupid.
These jackasses are Los Angeles greatest resource. I believe I ve made my point. So, next time you re about to complain about any aspect of this wonderful, enchanting city, why don t you realize that you re wrong and I am right, because what I say has been printed in a newspaper. Paul F. Tompkins is an actor and comedian. Also, a bit of a liar.