Richard Tyson Warner Brothers presents a film directed by Roger Christian. Written by Corey Mandell and JD Shapiro. Based on the novel by L. Ron Hubbard. The visuals are grubby and drab. The characters are unkempt and have rotten teeth.
Breathing tubes hang from their noses like ropes of snot.
The soundtrack sounds like the boom mike is being slammed against the inside of a 55-gallon drum. The plot. . . . But let me catch my breath. This movie is awful in so many different ways. Even the opening titles are cheesy.