Not irregular due to production glitches, but because they have deviant thoughts. Because of this they are ostracized by the merchandizing system. This is where all the culturally relevant events in the closet take place. The shirts always have the last laugh. Eventually, the shirts will triumph.
Depression is an epidemic.
Buddhism teaches that life is suffering, that suffering is caused by desire, therefore in order to stop suffering you must quell your desire. Meanwhile, in the west, you're just sick. Even mother nature hates starbucks. Starbucks in downtown Seattle suffered major structural damage in last weeks earthquake. It all has something to do with Karma.