You'd be able to see her colon from Troy. In fact, we figure that if you're on the Hudson, maybe enjoying a bite to eat, you'd have a nice view of her colon at work. Boat traffic on the Hudson is sure to increase. The Trojans exchanged a few glances amongst themselves. No problem on that score.
Cash is a low-maintenance cow.
Yeah, but not much. Oh, no more than every day. The Trojans were growing increasingly skeptical. That's why you shouldn't worry about all the carcinogens her relatives churn out downstate. Well, Cash'll reduce the value of their real estate, which we concede is prime.