Obviously, cloning and accent stealing from neighboring states is an integral part of the conspiracy. Oh, and there was a bicycle gang nearby. The wheels were differnet sizes, and the kid leaned back in a chair as he pedaled. Oh, and there were a whole lot of motorcycle gangs. Later, it was explained that there was a convention in Milwaukee for the 60th anniversary of the motorcycle, but I knew this had to be a coverup.
Cheese doesnt come from cows.
This vortex can generate matter, usually in the form of aged cheese. That weekend, in honor of the anniversary of the invention of the motorcycle, it was producing aged biker gangs. Well, given the evidence, and the choice between being created by humans or nature, I have to conclude that it is most likely that aliens constructed it in colonial times, probably while everyone was distracted by some war or that weird looking green guy that gave everyone free liquor. So there you have it. It is most probably the root of all evil.