To keep his sheer power from overwhelming the mere mortals who surround him, Dieter wears the cape . The cape is actually a protective shield which keeps the Dieter Rays from harming the community. Dieter's current base of power is Reed College, where he keeps the controls to his army of robotic warriors. The Dieter consorts with many demons . These demons pray to the almighty Dieter for he is the possessor of great power.
Dieter also has a spiffy netcam .
Beware the netcam, for it can show images of pure evil. Demons fear its power. Dieter has many acolytes who tell of their mystical experiences in their spritual rants . While Dieter worship is a common practice, many people are afraid to admit their devotion. Worry not, for the Dieter will protect all his followers from true harm.