Alcohol is a intoxicant. Alcohol is addictive. Hundreds of thousands of Canadians are dying from liver disease as a direct result of alcohol abuse and millions more live in abusive domestic situations that are an indirect result of one family member's consumption of the demon spirit. So distilleries are out. Beer contains alcohol.
Beer is marketed towards teens in lifestyle ads.
Beer is like marijuana - it's the thin edge of the immoral lifestyle wedge. So beer is out. Dairy products contain saturated fats and those have been directly related to high cholesterol levels and heart disease. Everybody knows that. So those guys are out.