SparkMatch is founded on the idea that the Internet is the ideal medium for people to seize their own genitals and steer themselves towards each other. Independent research indicates that SparkMatch is already the leading method for old, glistening men to meet even older men pretending to be glistening children, online. SparkScience seeks to further man's knowledge of his surroundings through rigorous inquiry. By distinguishing science from reason, and then separating the two, SparkScience has freed mankind from its reptile master, the human brain. Ultimately, though, TheSpark manages people and positions.
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