We'll never regret piercing our ears. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra. We can hug a friend without wondering if she thinks we're gay. We can hug a friend without wondering if WE'RE gay.
Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling. Its possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being emotionally neglected. We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.