If any are applicable, change wordings around a bit. There are other ways to cause yourself some serious printed trouble. First off we have the Defamation Law. This law protects those who would be hurt by the content. That implies something completely different and Mr. Striker has the right to legal vengeance.
Defamation is often really libel.
Libel is maliciously damaging someone's reputation, primarily through the uses of pictures and text. Anything mildly libelous can get you in serious trouble. Mr. Striker would have me on two counts of libel. He steals farm animals, which he doesn't. He's building a 'cowtapult' to besiege neighboring towns, a 'cowtapult' being an illegal and unfeasible piece of weaponry.