I couldn't fall asleep because I was too excited about opening my presents the next morning. As I lay awake in my bed, with thoughts of sugar plum fairies dancing through my head, I heard some noises downstairs. I thought it might have been Santa Claus, but it sounded a little funny. I'm sure you get asked this a lot, but I just have to know. One day I was cursed to have found an extremely powerful lamp, with an even more powerful genie who offered to grant me one wish.
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