It is legal in all states to neuter a cat. Unlike a man, a cat can fend for itself. Cats can't show love without meaning it. When a cat sleeps all day it's natural, not annoying. Cats don't complain when you cut your hair short.
Cats never claim they know how to fix larger appliances Cats clean themselves every day.
Cats don't hog the covers. They'll both stand outside your door and whine, but the cat will stop when it gets in. Cats don't belch complete sentences. And I don't know who it's by, either. This is gonna bug me to no end.