Ask, rather, what you can do for Macedonia. In a brief communication to the journal Nature, Swiss researchers reported a possible inexpensive, natural treatment for osteoporosis, the thinning of bones that may occur with advancing age. Actually there were good results with 14 different vegetables, including arugula, cucumber, dill, lettuce, parsley and tomato. It didn't stop it, but reduced it by about a quarter. Some things always seem to get a laugh.
Cartoonists know that any body part is funnier with a band-aid on it.
Accordions are funny, tubas are funny, Kenneth Starr falling in a mud puddle is funny. Onions and garlic are funny. They are members of the Allium genus, along with leeks and so forth, and it's hard to do a dignified survey of Allium therapies. You keep tripping on the stink jokes. Note that other vegetables were also involved in the Swiss study, but the onions get the ink.