A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter. A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can. A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture. A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed. A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
The underside of a cat expands and contracts due to temperature changes to a greater degree than its topside, assuring that the tightness of the cat's curl correlates to the temperature of the room. As automotive particles move through space, they travel along various energy states. Areas with few particles tend to have only 2 or maybe 3 energy states, while congested areas can have up to 6 or 7 energy states. Counterparticles move through space in the opposite direction, but always with the same number of energy states available. Each auto is composed of several flavors - most autos are made of 4 or 6 flavors, but a fair number have 8 and a few smaller auto particles have three.