Most lives aren't recorded at all. I don't believe they're allowed to smirk. Not while on duty. Any in-depth interview on any news show would be a start as long as it isn't one of those neighborhood cable programs. You know, where they have the village board and advertisements for the Acme Body Shop.
Cable is almost as banal as life.
I want drama in my episode. I suppose I could also be written up in a best-selling book. With myself as the hero, protagonist. Then I'd end up on the Today Show . I will not go gently into the good night of anonymity.