Squeeze, shove, push. I quickly remove another passengers bag, stroller, purse, briefcase, oxygen tank, pillow and laptop from the bin and toss it on the floor. My bag slides in easily. Trip the bitch the later. I think that the Happy Meal comment was a little to complimentary and only pertains to first class.
Coach food is a little lower on the food chain.
Well, it's not actually on the food chain. The only time I get served anything other than peanuts is if I travel through five different time zones. I then have a choice of chicken, beef or peanuts. All the side dishes are the same. Petrified lettuce, canned green beans and a rock pretending to be a roll.