Each one has played in only 426 consecutive games. Once planted a bloody first-baseman's glove. Recently considered skipping a game to attend a John Tesh concert. Has been spotted leaving Marge Schott's place early in the morning. From blimp high above field, drop Babe Ruth onto pitcher's mound.
Catcher fails to pass local emission standards.
Fans get to third base with players' wives, if you know what I mean. All Rights Reserved.