This is it, folks. One month left of the best time of our lives. You'll meet amazing people in college. Certain athletic teams aside, I have yet to meet anyone at Princeton who is not amazing. Every high school has one or two of those people, and they all made their way to central Jersey.
Central Jersey sucks.
Not really a prediction, but OK, sure. We live on the island of Princeton. Somehow Princeton is immune to the physics of the rest of New Jersey. We have our own Pleasantville, where the only crime is bike theft and everyone says hello to friendly folks on the Street. Only occasionally do we remember we're New Jersey residents, usually when we try to get self-serve gas.