All twelve Junior High School boys not already on the Web join up. People put it in front of words, but we can't for the life of us figure out why. All U.S. elementary schools are hooked up to the net. Bill Gates is discovered feasting on the flesh of interns.
Cannibalism is declared an industry standard.
Ed Begley, Jr. receives a special entertainment award for being the only remaining member of the Screen Actor's Guild not to have a fan page on the Web. The righteous rise to eternal glory and the wicked are cast into the pit of fire.