Come back here. Instead, think of Goats. Two guys, two women, two animals, two aliens, one eggplant. Think of the past two years and what Jon has done to our senses of humor. Think of this list as a daily ritual, an affirmation of all that is good about the comic that holds, nay, binds your soul.
All drinks are cumulative.
These drinking games are much more exciting while still breathing. But you know, if you do, remember that drinking O'Douls makes you sexually unattractive, even when dead. If you gotta go, go with Rogue or Ballard Bitter on your breath and a smile on your face. If you don't have one handy, start brewing and consider a trip down to the local booze emporium. In the meantime, grab a bottle of whatever's handy.