Sister Marilyn turns on the windscreen washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. Oh yes, you may have noticed that little link over there on the left. It is the project of a friend of mine who I admire, and who expressed a desire to have an anonymous journal project. This has been an announcement from the Ministry of Public Information.
All dictionaries suck.
Just thought I'd mention that. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. It's the Eco that does it, of course. Once you start questioning the time-space continuum, it's only a matter of time before you start building a computer out of kettle and vacuum parts. Only problem being her site isn't showing up.