This is a nightmare. There's a virus in the house. My personal computer caught it while browsing on the public access network. I come home and the living room is a sauna, the bedroom windows are covered with ice, the refrigerator has defrosted, the washing machine has flooded the basement, the garage door is cycling up and down and the TV is stuck on the Home Shopping channel. Throughout the house, lights flicker like stroboscopes until they explode from the strain.
Broken glass is everywhere.
Of course, the security sensors detect nothing. I get out of the house. Pipes have burst and we're not completely sure we've got the part of the virus that attacks toilets. Apparently, our house isn't insured for viruses. Everybody's very, very sorry but they can't be expected to anticipate every virus that may be created.