He called his son over and asked him to weigh the pig. The boy came over, picked up the pig, put its tail in his mouth, and swung it around awhile. The man still looked perplexed, so the farmer told the boy to get his mother so that she could weigh the pig. After five minutes, the boy returned alone. She's weighing the milkman.
Bosses are like legs.
When they get to the top they become asses. A black cat crosses your path and drops dead. You take an assertiveness training course and you're afraid to tell your wife. The candles on your cake set off your smoke alarm. Your chauffeur is on parole for car theft.