Every employee is issued a large purple cloth, the purpose of which will become clear. Free haircuts too. No experience is necessary. We will train you to work and think within our business model. ID is required.
Abduction experiences a plus.
We are looking for real team players. I just can't use them any more. That mothership is comin' down, Feels like I'm knockin' on Heaven's Gate. Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Heaven's Gate. Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Heaven's Gate.