Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Dogs bring you your slippers and the newspaper. Cats bring you a dead mouse. Dogs play Frisbee with you all afternoon.
Cats take a three-hour nap.
Dogs sit on the car seat next to you. Cats require a private box to go at all. In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. Dogs greet you and lick your face when you come home from work. Cats are mad that you went.