Clouds are also popular. No good vanity page exists without a lot of poems that stink to high heaven. This is usually done after you show a few friends how to make their own vanity page and you link to theirs. They, in turn, link to yours. Advanced users might link to a Kahlil Gibran site, a cat site, or a Beanie Babies site.
All vanity sites have a mail-to link symbolized by an animated mail icon of some sort.
Why anyone would send mail to these people mystifies me, but they do. It s usually to tell them about their cats having the same name. These tips should get you started. If we all do our part we can clog up the Net and maybe even bring it down with this stuff. It will be the only way to get rid of it.