THE BAR A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Atheism is a nonprophet organization.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.