An extrovert looks at your shoes when talking to you, an introvert looks at their shoes when talking to you. She keeps turning back the gas gauge. The actuary is the one with a personality. He works it out with a pencil. Statements of Consideration Accountants aren't boring people, we just get excited over boring things.
Accountants do it without losing their balance.
Accountants are Certified to do it in Public. An auditor is the guy who comes in after the battle to bayonet the wounded. There are 3 kinds of CPA's in the world - Those who can count, and those who can't. If you use the long form, the accountant gets your money. If Patrick Henry hated taxation without representation, he should be here today to see how lousy it is WITH representation.