In order for us to accept your institutions degree titling scheme you must accept our degree schemata as well. You must pass a physical endurance exam consisting of 45 hoop jumping exercises. Before you may be accepted into this institution you must first complete the entrance examination. Email that to us as well. In the Hallway Ssssh.
Classes are in session.
Please do not disturb students who are studing. We can take no responsiblity for the actions that may result from upsetting extra-galactic beings. Here is a list of todays lectures. Old lectures will be GETed to the Archives under Old Papers. Please contact Woody Coffin at the Entombment annex to arrange for a free consultation and sizing appointment.