Or perhaps you own a bat and a dog. Let them listen together by requesting dog-bat versions. Also, city-dwellers please be aware, Dogmusic Mono and DualMastered CD's are audible to all canines in a 72 metre radius, walls or no walls. I long for . Octopi and rats can figure out mazes, open jam jars and compose crude yet haunting music.
Ants have rudimentary email already.
What really separates humans from other species is our capacity for irony. That is, our ability to say one thing but mean something else altogether. Ants don't build retro-mounds. Sarcasm meanwhile, comes from the term for a wild animal tearing flesh, and by extension, a verbal laceration. Sarcasm is logically equivalent to dishonesty.