One seldom discovers a true believer that is worth knowing. We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking. A poet more than thirty years old is simply an overgrown child. Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage.
The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. Creator - A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh. A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier. A celebrity is one who is known by many people he is glad he doesn't know. A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.