Soda is club soda. Pop is Dad. If it's fizzy and flavored, it's tonic. When we mean tonic water, we say tonic water. Scrod is whatever they tell you it is, usually fish.
Brown bread comes in a can.
You open both ends, push it out, heat it, and eat it with baked beans. They're hot dogs. Franks were people who lived in France in the ninth century. Don't call it Beantown. Don't pahk your cah in Hahvid Yahd.