The 100 Rules Of Porn 1. When a woman sees a man's penis, she immediately places her mouth on it. All men have dicks at least 9 inches long and 3 inches wide. Women's panties become soaked with moisture at the slightest suggestion of sex.
All women love to swallow.
Men and women always cum at the same time during sex. Babysitters are the luckiest people on the face of the earth. School teachers and college professors are the second luckiest people on the face of the earth. When a husband finds that his wife has been cheating on him, he is more turned on than angry. When a woman finds that her husband wants to watch her fuck other men, she thinks it a swell idea.