A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken. Life without order is chaos. Order without life is death. Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Death is a nonmaskable interrupt. Avoid temporary variables and strange women. Computer and car salesmen differ in that the latter know when they are lying. A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere. A primitive life form at the bottom of the food chain.