You never did, you never will, boom, boom. My son and his friend wrote this song when they were 12. I now teach it to my preschool children. We live on Hood Canal which is part of Puget Sound in WA state. Fishy swimming in a brook.
Daddy catches with a hook.
Baby eats him like a man. Have you ever gone a fish'in on a warm summers day, and watched all the fishes in the water play. With your hands in your pockets and you pockets in your pants, have you ever seen the fishes do'in the hula hula dance. Use appropriate hand movements to make this song even funnier. Of course you need to do the hula at the end.