A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty. A beer always goes down easy. You can share a beer with your friends. You always know when you are the first one to pop a beer.
Beer is always wet.
Beer doesn't demand quality. A frigid beer is a good beer. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony. All Rights Reserved.