Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence. Super glue is forever. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy. It will however make cats dizzy.
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak - it explodes. Consult with your lactation consultant or health care provider regarding the advisability of any opinions or recommendations with respect to your individual situation.