A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. Fat is a feminist issue. The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected. Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a failure. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Love is like a cigar. If it goes out, you can light it again but it never tastes quite the same. Every pancake has two sides. Beauty without grace is the hook without bait. I soupport publik edjukashun.