Jesus is coming, so look Busy. Two rights do not make a wrong, they make an airplane. Two wrongs do not make a right, but three lefts do. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize.
Chastity is curable, if detected early.
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now. Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.