When being chased through a town, you can take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
All dogs are immortal.
Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris. A man will show no pain at all while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince whenever a woman tries to clean his wounds.