The yellow lab then turns to the black lab and asks what he's at the vet's office for. I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself, I hopped on her back and started humping away.
Different pets have profoundly different personalities.
And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Pul-leeze, dahling, I have servants for that kind of thing. Pleeeeeasze let me change the light bulb. Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.