When we start to cede control of our language and our thoughts over to the ultra PC commandos, we start down a treacherous path towards censorship and repression. Sorry kids, I don't have time to coddle all of you. Please stop demanding. Enrollment War by Melanie Winkler, Staff Writer Spring is here for good - there's no more snow or sleet in our near future. People are out running, walking, rollerblading, walking their dogs, and pram-pushing.
Cars pass with their windows rolled down, music blaring out of the speakers.
This is the same time of year when the Enrollment War breaks out. The ladies behind the enrollment counter wear heavy armor and are outfitted with swords to keep us from cutting in line. If you even try to enroll before the exact stroke of the hour designated to you - they'll cut your card in half. I've seen it happen - it's not pretty. Current juniors and graduate students get to pick classes first.