He turned to his wife Louise, with a look of question on his face. You know, I'll never understand why the biggest, ugliest goobers always get the most attractive wives. They don't know if we can fight or if we can kill. I think we can. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
Everyone around you has an attitude problem. You're adding chocolate chips to your coffee. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting-practice.