All of the above. All of the above. Post your answers to alt.trolls.rule. Writing should put audience to sleep in under 30 seconds. Preference given to those who aren't funny.
All chads are intact.
These are mint condition and will come with 412 punch keys. Must be skilled in making even the most innocent remark appear to be a vicious personal attack. Hive mentality with other Bile-Wranglers a huge benefit. Please post resume to rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc newsgroup. Programming Director - Established TV network seeking employee skilled at moving around popular shows until the audience completely loses track of them.