Besides, having no hair makes me a couple of ounces lighter for races. One bike helmet manufacturer now makes helmets with detachable linings that double as toupees. If you need to pop your lid in public, just press the hidden release and the lining stays on your head when you lift off the helmet. It's very lifelike. We're snowed under with orders.
Cures are possible, but only if the patient cooperates or can be tied down.
And if that means going bald, then maybe everybody should be bald. Probably all the problems in the world are caused by people with hair in automobiles. Ride your bike everywhere, even to Europe. All rights reserved.