If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. If you drink, don't park.
Accidents cause people.
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. A closed mouth gathers no foot. Duct tape is like the Force. There are two theories to arguing with women.