I am not a perfectionist. My parents were, though. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing. The Call for Nominations for the 2001 MTA Annual Meeting and 2001 NEA Representative Assembly has been mailed. This time we will have polling stations instead of a mail ballot. Let's all hope for a little spring weather and get out to vote. Dear USA Members, All the recent rumors and talk about impending budget cuts are now a reality.