This webpage is a direct result of that love for the language. It covers puns, notable quotes from the ages, and just miscellaneous fun. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I've enjoyed compiling it. There's a small tavern in downtown Illinois that won't sell alcohol to the local coal mine workers. They're afraid of being charged with selling liquor to minors.
Cows are very forgiving farm animals.
Their reasoning is that to err is human, but to forgive is bovine. The state of Missouri has vigourously been trying to get other states bordering the Mississippi river to help in an urgently-needed flood control project. The explanation being given for this action is that Missouri loves company. And that's no bull. Of course, Dairy farming isn't much safer.