I check the map and see I can ride on back roads to the site of the Woodstock music festival. Maybe I can get some media attention. The roads are in an erratic state of maintenance. Smooth for a bit, then potholes, then roughly patched, then completely unpaved. Can't really let the bike run all out downhill.
Bad patches pop up out without warning.
Old Taylor Road, Laketown Road, Perry Road. A car full of stoners passes me. Dumb comments that I don't remember. The entrance to Woodstock is guarded by state troopers. There's no way to get any closer than half a mile.