To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube. When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide. Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration. Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull. Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire. A super saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold. Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.