I intend to live forever - so far so good. Honk if you love peace and quiet. Remember half the people you know are below average. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back. My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.