Email Caroline's Korner 1. Claim to have a bomb. Shine pocket flashlights at people.
Barricade seats with clothing and carry-on baggage.
Stand up every five minutes to check the overhead compartment. Constantly adjust and readjust your seat. Play with zippers. Stare into the driver's rear view mirror whether or not he acknowledges you. The trick is to stare at the passenger's forehead to avoid averting your gaze.