Next time, try a sonnet. Please, please explain to me that the layout problems were caused by the squirrel brigade invading the Daily. The layout problems were caused by the squirrel brigade invading the Daily.
All names are pseudonyms.
You might want to be more specific with that one. Being one, I thought I would take a break from my studying to give my theory on the matter. I truly believe that the author of that rambling letter to the editor earlier this week must have been so distraught because his girlfriend went home with one of us last weekend. Now there's a theory that inspires respect for athletes. Someone getting the pu-nany would not be upset about paying a fee to live a dream.