Sponsored by a consortium of pharmaceutical companies. Half-time activities include top players and cheerleaders pairing up for softcore sex in tastefully appointed locker rooms. College and pro football players, who have been convicted of crimes including rape, murder, drunk driving, spousal abuse, Mob influenced activities and road rage all play in one vicious league. Players are allowed to bring their attorneys for half-time interviews. Felons, gang members and top officials of the National Rifle Association team up to bring on the field any weapons they can get past a stadium metal detector.
Bulletproof glass surrounds the field to protect the fans.
No explosive devices allowed. Husbands and wives involved in angry divorce proceedings play on co-ed teams, trying to work out their differences during time outs. The players on the winning side get all the community property and free up the courts for other cases.