But I won't go there again. The Premiership starts in an hour and a half. BT can suck my cock. Half Man Half Biscuit . If she is in a bad mood, never assume she is on her period.
Assumption is the mother of all fuckers.
Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Bitches you don't know and aren't kept as pets can carry disease or be nervous and bite. That can be hard to explain in the hospital emergency room. Once you have established that your bitch is in heat its time to start the fun.