ThirdAge Joke Archive Female Truisms Women seem to have a special insight into the human condition. One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
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