Scrod is whatever they tell you it is, usually fish. It's not a water fountain, it's a bubblah. It's not a trash can, it's a trash barrel. It's not a shopping cart, it's a carriage. It's not a purse, it's a pockabook.
Brown bread comes in a can.
You open both ends, push it out, heat it, and eat it with baked beans. They're not franks, they're haht dahgs. Franks are money in France. Don't pahk your cah in Hahvid Yahd. Don't swim in the Charles, no matter what Bill Weld tells you.