Under I was lying in the bath today, wondering why there are always one or two dead ants floating in there with me. Traditionally, of course, ants live in pants. But firstly, I take my pants off to have a bath, so that wouldn't explain them being in the water, and secondly, those are English ants.
Antipodean wildlife likes to be different.
Maybe with everything being upside down, Australian ants live in hats, where they hop around from hair to hair carrying little baby ants in pouches, twitching their little ant noses and hoping that one day a human being will understand they're trying to communicate with us. A dusty station on the outskirts of Deniliquin. It's 40 degrees in the shade. You're giving me the right shits, I swear. But dad, the ants in your hat are trying to tell us something.