By Trudy Frisk Cows are smart. It's been said on television so it must be true. After years of being dissed because they refused to fetch, heel, roll over or perform other humiliating tricks to please humans, cows have been recognized as having their own skills, Researchers, realizing that cows make poor dogs or chimpanzees, devised tests that make sense to a cow.
Cows can tell the difference between a man and a woman.
Even if the people change places. Even if the woman stands on a box to appear taller. After just a few lessons, cows learned to bunt a large red button with their heads to obtain grain. Cows have been moved way up the IQ ladder. No more will the adjective 'bovine' denote something large, lethargic, placid and dim.