My parents were though. Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like. One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds. It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers ask you the questions. Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Age doesn't always bring wisdom, Sometimes age comes alone. Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show. There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night last night. O finally had to let her out of my room. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.