Be kind to unkind people - they need it the most. A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have enlightened him with ours. A bore is someone who, when you ask him how he is, tells you. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking dog. Dorothy Buracracy is a challenge to be confronted with a righteous attitude, a tolerance for stupidity, and a bulldozer when necessary.
Business is like a wheelbarrow.
Nothing ever happens until you start pushing. Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.