Blue Bad guy does bad thing. Arrest bad guy. Dawson's Creek Brunette girl likes blonde guy. Blonde guy ignores brunette girl. Blonde guy likes blonde girl.
Blonde girl ignores blonde guy.
Blonde girl likes blonde hair. Audience eats it up like chocolate pudding. Friends Hair girl humps dork guy. Jokey guy mocks weird girl. Thin girl and dumb guy embark on offbeat adventure.