I talked to someone about submitting some art work, and I'll be receiving information about it within the week. I'll also be receiving a set of dissecting tools and a live chicken, but that's another story. This usually bothers me, since I tend to want what I'm wishing for. But I guess what they're referring to is the Midas Touch story. You see, there was this old King Midas who wasn't careful of what he wished for, and when he got his wish everything he touched turned into mufflers.
Cancer is bad.
Unless you're talking about the zodiac sign. Then it's really bad. I believe that illiteracy stems from not being able to read. I watched a movie today so scary it curdled my blood, which happened to be a good thing since the vampire couldn't even get half a pint. It would be strange if a pair of twins had the last name Gemini.