The purpose of this article and future articles is not to convince, but to suggest. My opinions are, of course, my own. However, I hope to inspire people to experiment beyond the gates of Lewiston. There will be no stars in my review. There will be no thumbs-up.
Check marks are boring and number ratings are for the naive.
Stars, and other symbols of this sort, are not enough to evaluate whether a restaurant is good or not. All they can do is generate a frenzy among people who don't care what the food tastes like anyway. Eating is extremely personal. When we go out to eat it is not simply an act of putting fork to mouth. Rather, most of us go out to eat to indulge ourselves.