And they use up more hair-oil than any six men. If charged with purloining the same, they lie about it. If you leave your key in the door for convenience sake, they will carry it down to the office and give it to the clerk. In which case I suppose the degraded creatures divide. They do all the mean things they can think of, and they do them just out of pure cussedness, and nothing else.
Chambermaids are dead to every human instinct.
I have cursed them in behalf of outraged bachelordom. They deserve it. If I can get a bill through the Legislature abolishing chambermaids, I mean to do it.