Life will have been the future pluperfect tense. Life is all of these things, everything you ever wanted in a beer, and less. Just one thing. Just don't ask me about life. I'm too busy eating my toast.
Comedy is a glowing, boiling simplicity.
It begins as the world explodes The world explodes Into little green army men and shards of Mr. Potato-head. I can still believe that life is just one non-sequitur after a fishbowl. You cannot help me, for I live in a color-coded castle and you are a dog. But I do not need your help, for My castle has a guardian. Mithril Adamantium X-metal claws, Make the sharpest of razors look merely paws.