Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age. Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said I needed an upgrade. Nostalgia ain't what it used to be. Start every day with a smile and get it over with. Fields Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.