In Comedyzine Well, the results are in. The presidential race is a tie. The Florida election proves that neither candidate can claim victory. It is a statistical tie. There is no clear cut winner.
Certification means absolutely nothing coming under the current conditions.
The Republican and Democratic spin masters can try to paint their candidate as a winner all they want but the fact is neither has won. There are plenty of politicians that made their way down to Florida to give an opinion. The same faces we saw during impeachment are rising once again. Every time a television camera is set up, a politician sticks their ugly face in front of it. Impeachment spokesmen, Asa Hutchinson, Jerrold Nadler, Bob Dole, George Pataki, Bob Kerrey, George Mitchell and Arlen Specter again try to spin the rule of law, this time in Florida.