I was an accomplished spoons player at a very early age. It is true that many people think my family invented modern country music on that porch, lo those years ago. In case you can't tell, this site features a satirical look at the news. The stories printed here, unless otherwise noted, are not intended to be an accurate account of any news story. The stories printed here are intended to be only a source of amusement for the readers and the author.
All names are fictitious unless a public figure is being satirized.