First, it is Mother Theresa who advises him to change the ways of the city and get a better haircut. Then, it is Kurt Cobain, but Apu has been unable to make out the mumbled message. Apu tells everyone that he has been listening to the Grate-full of Dead. People send him Jerry Garcia neckties. Following the advice of the voices, Apu decides that the city must return to the ways of the old country.
Cows are decreed sacred and can no longer be eaten.
Marge serves tempeh burgers and tofu pups at the annual family picnic. Homer goes into anaphylactic shock. The sacred Kows are then returned to the town common. The current memorial brick pavers are replaced with names of those bovine brothers and sisters who were used for the last fast food chain promotion, the Quadruple By-Pass Burger. Good neighbor Ned becomes self-appointed Keeper of the Karma Kows.