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Baseball is so fouled up that some people begin the season without hope.
And it's worse than you imagined. You know about the Minnesota Twins, Tampa Bay Devil Rays, Montreal Expos and their fans. You know about Jose Canseco and his dwindling chances of joining the 500 Club. Pittsburgh Pirates fans, who have no hope of purchasing an Elroy Face classic souvenir jersey without first standing in a long ATM line at new PNC Park. Major league owners, who have no hope of receiving any public sympathy as momentum builds toward the anticipated labor crisis after this year's World Series.