No one has ever actually reached the end of the restroom line at an NFL game. 18 Nine innings means 18 chances at the hot dog line. Two halves means B.Y.O. or go hungry. 19 Pro football players have breasts. Many NFLers are so freakishly overdeveloped, due to steroids, that they look like circus geeks.
Baseball players seem like normal fit folks.
Fans should be thankful they don't have to look at NFL teams in bathing suits. 20 Eighty degrees, a cold beer and a short-sleeve shirt is better than 30 degrees, a hip flask and six layers of clothes under a lap blanket. Having 162 games a year is 10.125 times as good as having 16. If you miss your favorite NFL team's game, you have to wait a week. In baseball, you wait a day.