My slaves prevailed upon me to take a minute from my busy work to deal with your message.
Beer is for loose-wristed wimps.
They'll have to wake up pretty early in the evening to pull a wolf into our eyes. Your Fellow True American, Ralf R Rinkle, Esq., etc. Homer Simpson - a beer drinker. Of course not. Beer drinkers name their kids nice things like Bubba, Junior, Mabel and Hazel instead of pukey, hard to remember, commie names like moonbeam, sunbird and sewagepond.