President Wayne Sez Our club, like most clubs, must grow in membership at least ten percent a year to offset normal attrition. REAL growth requires a continuous, concerted effort on the part of all of us. In another stunning Sunday performance, a Tiger Woods blowout at the Firestone Country Club put the injured Woods in the hospital for several weeks. Just after smacking down his nearest competition by 41 strokes, both of Tiger's front tires on his SUV blew out, sending the champion golfer off a highway overpass. Firestone officials deny any responsibility and insist other golfers must have sabotaged Tiger's car to end his reign of terror.
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