This is what business guys call your strategic planning. But say you happen to be a man who got this same problem. Stuff that ain't manly, and could damn well be classified as candy-assed, is the Superman logo, frat boy initials, cartoon guys, insects like butterflies that don't even bite nothing, and that damned barbed wire, which is usually weared by guys who bought their pipes at the fruity health club, instead of lifting railroad ties and eating meat. But at least you'll be getting clean space to get a dragon that looks just like Rhonda. Plus you could tell chicks in bars you got them scars saving babies from burning apartments.
Chicks always go for guys who got burned up saving babies.
It turned out that although their watches were of finest quality, their compasses were so bad that people often ended up in Canada or Mexico rather than California. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind drove a tractor and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. Contestants answer a series of progressively difficult questions to win a million dollars.