You have a good idea where that beer has been before you got it. No one ever had to sleep in a beer spot. Beer doesn't dis' you because you are a babe. A beer won't shove its hand up your dress at your graduation party. You don't have to fake it for a beer.
Beer has no ego.
A cold beer is a good beer. Beer tastes good. Beer doesn't leave you. It snuggles around your hips for a lifetime. A beer doesn't hate your cat.