Tony Lockett wouldn't punch out Greg Matthews for telling him he needed a hair transplant. The opinions of morons emerging from cinemas are of great value. Toilet paper and your arse have nothing to do with each other. Stocks are limited. Madness and insanity are desirable qualities in some retailers.
Chefs are up in arms about the increased quality of packet food.
All Mexicans wear sombreros, have moustaches, are quite stupid and eat nothing but corn chips. When a packet or container is empty, some sad-faced dickhead has to turn it upside down and shake it to be sure. When men wear brand-new clothes they have to put their hands in their pockets. Models have orgasms when they eat chocolate or icecream. Girls play tennis, water ski and laugh a lot when having their periods.