But I digress. The theory revolves around the question of signs of the apocalypse. But I think these people are just trying to find excuses to sleep around and eat extra mozzarella sticks. In fact, breasts lead me to believe that we are safe. You see, there are very few constants in the world.
Death is one.
We will all die, except for Meatloaf. He is, sadly, immortal. Taxes are another constant. We pay, they pay, everyone pays in some way. What these constants show is that there is a balance and an overall order to life.