Cops have nothing to go on. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today. A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well.
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Lord, If I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat. Good Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. So keep on going. Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.