If only women came with pull-down menus and online help. My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier. Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer. Your e-mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage.
Children are offline in India.
Life would be much easier if I had the source code. Managing programmers is like herding cats. I'll go find out what they want. According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist. Computers are only human.