The Trombone is lighter than the euphonium. Trombones have the longest slides. More Top 10 Reasons why you should play the trombone 10. Even MORE reasons to play trombone 10. Doubles the flow of Testosterone.
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Works as a lightning rod. Tastes like chicken. Slides nicely when lubricated. Takes care of pesky clarinet players who march in front of you. It's the instrument of the gods.