Growing old is no laughing matter. It's not funny in the least.
Baby boomers are scared.
You'd really laugh if you knew how much of this stuff we're selling. And you'll laugh at yourself once you try a few bottles and realize it doesn't work. We don't really know, because clinical studies won't begin until sometime next year. But let us know if you experience any bad side effects, because we will immediately send our scientists back into the lab to redesign the formula.