I returned with a new appreciation of the cooler climates and a new wife. As a product of the Cleveland Public School system I have managed to get through life learning many lessons along the way. I would like to share with you my 30 lessons of life. Drooling is fun and easy. Eating paste is fun until you find out what it is made from.
All crayons taste the same no matter what color they are.
Bullies always seem to win. Bullies can be fired. Now I win. I could get to like this. I hope my buddies don't see me now.