If cats could talk, they wouldn't. If only cats grew into kittens. The smallest feline is a masterpiece. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Cats pride themselves on their ability to do nothing.
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. If stretching were wealth, the cat would be rich. Her function is to sit and be admired. The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.