Chances are slim to nun.
Poor Miss Zwiefel. On one of my first forays into investigative reporting, I discovered that Miss Zwiefel had been a Catholic nun before she began her career at Longfellow Junior High in Wauwatosa, Wisconsin. Miss Zwiefel's trip from a local convent to Longfellow was a good deal shorter than the trip Yi Chu and Man Ho recently took from the United States to Taiwan. The government granted immunity to the nuns in an attempt to elicit testimony for its case against now-convicted Gore supporter and friend, Maria Hsia, who arranged the temple visit. The indictments were numbers 23 and 24 in the Justice Department's investigation of improprieties in the 1996 Clinton-Gore reelection campaign.