Because the lawyers were on the first side. So he could charge the client for travel expenses. The client told him to. Because that's what was done in the prior year. To bore the people on the other side.
Accountants have the best figures and do it without losing their balance.
The other inmates didn't enjoy doing tax returns. Sixty percent of the accounting majors were female. Expelled from architecture for considering the cost of a proposed design. Their idea of a hot date is discussing the implementation details of accounting standards. Their idea of having fun is making up jokes about MBA students.