Some of our favorite one-liners. I just got lost in thought, and it was unfamiliar territory. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. H alf the people you know are below average.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. I intend to live forever - so far so good. My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.