Maybe it was something I had worn, but no one could quarrel with a blue shirt with the logo from Oxford University monogrammed over the left shirt pocket. Maybe it was the forehead with its boundless acreage. No, what one is drawn to is the head that is shaped like a melon. The shape is such, if you flipped it over, top to bottom, no one would know the difference. A melon shape works either way-up or down.
All roads lead to melon junction.
Or less, if you are married to Mr. Melon Head. That sums it up. My spouse feels sorry for me because I've graduated to the place where I can't take a good picture anymore. I've experienced picture death. Other than don a pork-pie hat, or go extra lengths so as to make a good impression in person, there had to be something I could do.