Thank you for pot smoking. To all you virgins, thanks for nothing. It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the bugger. If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass. Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
All generalizations are false.
I brake for no apparent reason. Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control. I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Visualize using your turn signal. He who laughs last thinks slowest.