New-wave feminists don veils, refusing to participate in the sexist male fashion conspiracy. The infamous Jennifer Lopez dress turns out to be the last gasp of a couture supernova. Wearing a muu-muu means never having to tape your nipples. Life on Capitol Hill grinds to a halt and the rest of the country follows suit. Restaurants fail as diners can't bring themselves to order.
Bold colors disappear in favor of grayish compromise.
One hundred percent of people surveyed report feeling somewhat strongly. Strap on the feed bag. Protein-packed dieters send the nutritional pendulum swinging the other way as they develop a taste for silage. Sam's Clubs give way to neighborhood silos where customers can load up on wet or dry varieties by the cubic meter. Silage devotees mock vegans as uncommitted.