Ask any Chicago resident and they'll tell you, Mrs. O'Leary's Cow was right. All these things aside, the thing that most makes me wish to honor the humble Cow is its genius. Forget the Dolphin, forget Man, forget any other creature you think is intelligent. Yeah, you can forget Dan Quayle, too. The Cow stands alone at the top.
Cows run the world.
They really do. First of all, they control the world's finances with their bull markets.