You see folks, this is all stupid stuff that you learn every day. Pooping in a urinal is neither safe, sanitary, or easy. Real spies don't use mini-cameras to take pictures of secret documents, they more cleverly use silly putty. Super Glue tastes good and is fine to ingest. Everyone has an evil clone that lives in China and looks Chinese.
Aliens are really ugly, highly-advanced midgets from Finland.
Santa Claus is socially biased and gives all his good presents to rich kids.