Some poor sucker is bound to object to sophisticated weaponry being allowed in the office. Like I can't unleash mass carnage in a sensible and mature manner. I'm on the wrong side of toilet training. On the whole, it's a good thing humans aren't relaxed about our ablutionary practices. I'm rather happy I can come to work relatively assured that all pissing and shitting will be done within a confined area away from my desk and behind closed doors.
Bladder control seems to be a sign of prestige in our culture.
I've been involved. I've lived through the pain. The pissing contest is an extraordinary event. No-one knows the rules, or how to play, but afterwards we're all fairly sure who's one. So, in order to make our child socially respectable, we're going through toilet training.