Simply because none of them have exploded yet. Chernobyl was a burb. The exciting, tingly feeling waiting for it to happen. No bonuses here. Lego must die.
Channel surfing is indeed fun.
As a product category, pre-sweetened breakfast cereals more than most others typify the way in which a secular technological culture sublimates its religious impulses into consumer ones. Fond memories of the Trix Rabbit and Lucky the Lucky Charms Leprechaun.