This sounds remarkably similar to the glowing potatoes reported about a month ago. No, I don't believe it is either. Probably the 21st or 22nd step along that road by now. Ok, maybe there might be some legitimate excuse for cross breeding a monkey and a jellyfish. Concerns that this biological whoopsie might fall into the hands of terrorists and be used for biological weapons followed.
Cattle are vegetarians.
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