After centuries of men cheapening, exploiting and bloodying the nose of boxing, women are making it even worse. The IV doesn't refer to intravenous drip, which is what both will probably need after the fight because they come at an opponent, eyes closed, as your little sister did when you made fun of her braces. Methinks the billing for this Ali-Frazier bout is all wrong. She' s right. In her debut fight Ali needed only 31 seconds to tip over waitress April Fowler, who'd never fought before and is presumably back slinging hash, not uppercuts.
Customer complaints are down, though.
Not that Frazier's opponents have been anything but blowup dolls. Frazier has built a 7-0 record against opponents with a grand total of two victories. No wonder these two phonies are cashing in now. If they wait much longer, one of them might lose to a woman swinging her purse as she settles into the first row. It's not as if they need the money.