Johan Lindstrom via Jack Kolb 15. Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're horny.
Cats use a litter box.
Dogs use your leg. In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog owner's choking on saliva during morning wakeup licks. Cats always land on their feet. Dogs just won't let you throw them. Cats let you kick them when you're stressed out.