Admit it, class hunting sucks. But I have an idea. I think the university should provide us a little boost. And hell, this place needs more work anyway, and in more ways than one. The following is written, mockingly, in the same style of our esteemed class catalogue.
Class numbers are hypothetical.
Final will consist of an essay explaining why planting shrubs at the former Alumni House is more important to San Jose State University than putting in more parking spaces for students, faculty or alumni. Introduction to Demolition Students will learn the intricacies of C-4 explosive placement and other safety methods used in razing buildings with TNT or wrecking balls. The university hopes students can use these skills in a practical, safe manner that will benefit all in the community. Final will have students using their new skills on the Scheller House and any other building SJSU leadership feels the urge to raze. Expanding Spatial Limitations Learn to get more out of a Residence Hall room and garage office than humanly thought possible.