You have offended me. I might even look forward to getting here in the morning if I knew I was gonna see a couple of these aging office ladies thrash one another. And that's the most important thing. Feel good about yourself no matter what. Feeling good is the best revenge.
Cigarettes are one of the biggest Cons going.
This is a Conspiracy dream come true. I don't answer the phone. I find the Conspiracy mandate that when we hear a bell ring we must pick up a bakelite object and talk to others to be completely unacceptable. I'll pick it up when I want to. Even when it is not ringing.