The accountant drools out of both sides of his mouth. In a tax shelter. When he realizes he has too much charisma to sell T-shirts at the Saturday market. An auditor is the guy who comes in after the battle to bayonet the wounded. There are 3 kinds of CPA's in the world - Those who can count, and those who can't.
Accountants never grow old they just lose their balance.
Accountants aren't boring people, we just get excited over boring things. An accountant was having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. Doctor, I just can't sleep at night. I make a mistake and spend 3 hours trying to find it. A final year accounting student sees his buddy ride past on a new bicycle.