I can go get drunk and not feel guilty about it unless I'm driving. Perhaps I am drunk right now. A friend of mine got really drunk at a party once. When he regained consciousness, he was at home. Think of a book that you read long ago.
Books are good.
Somewhere, someone has one of mine. A man, a plan, a canal, panama. Who ever thinks of these things. Good grief, who ever discovers the things we take for granted. Crawl back in your stinking hole.