It's rumored that the Chinese use these samples to manufacture underground best sellers, while the Japanese reconstruct a national canon that mirrors the literary history of the West so obtusely that only literary scholars confuse the two. Formalists send their jackets and slacks for pressing. Second-wave feminists drop off blouses and skirts to be wrinkled. Marxists send entire wardrobes, hoping Pauncho can remove the stains. Structuralists send socks in pairs whereas post-structuralists tend to send only one sock at a time.
Colonialists have their errand boys deliver wine-stained tuxedoes.
Postcolonialists deliver tattered shirts of all the finest materials, requesting synthetic facsimiles in return. Postmodernists drop off empty hangers with clothespins on the hooks. This work may not be reproduced without express permission of the author.