Enjoy the sunshine, the rain, your food, and the good earth. The Boulder Vegetable Rights Association, as I know it, stands for sensible moderation of diet and attitude. It parodies fanatical belief systems and pokes fun at narrow mindedness. There is a life energy exchange between all lifeforms which consume each other to survive. We should respect all forms of life, not place animal life above human life or plant life.
All life is sacred.
This program was founded to help a person who was forced to be a vegetarian while working at a health-food store. He finally realized that he had been brainwashed and programmed into being a vegetarian, when he really wanted to eat whatever he wanted. He decided to take control of his own diet, life, and mind, but after doing so he suffered recurring attacks of guilt, doubtless from the mind control tactics of the people who wanted him to kill defenseless vegetables. He is now much better, with help from the BVRA, and is on his way to becoming a normal, healthy, happy, well-adjusted meatatarian. When tempted by miso or tofu, meditate on a big, tasty, ham sandwich.