No, it's not. I'm not going to do it. I'm not moving from this seat. Gushing waterfalls, lemonade, Mountain Dew. Holding a glass of water is not all-powerful.
Camels do better.
Besides, you're supposed to hold more than a pint of urine. I will not be denied. As I fill, I am sending signals to your brain, causing your desire to urinate. There is no longer any need to interrupt enjoyable, humorous, dramatic, important, peaceful or romantic moments because of that intensifying pressure just below your gut. This is about reclaiming your life.