The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader. Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire. The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have ben taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to. The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon.
All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum.
A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is. A large, empty space where the pope lives. For asphyxiation Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.