The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Half the people you know are below average. It's just stale bread. You know wher e to apply. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.