Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else. You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor. Free food left over from meetings is your main staple. Weekends are those days your significant other makes you stay home. Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.
Art involves a white board.
You're already late on the assignment you just got. Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube and are read by your co-workers only. You read this entire list and understood it.