Otherwise you run the risk of the condom coming off. And the last thing you want is for it to get stuck somewhere. Be very careful with fingernails and teeth around condoms. Don't get carried away and rip holes in it. It takes a bit of skill to use a condom.
All packages come with directions.
So buy a package of cheap condoms and a banana or cucumber, read the directions, and practice putting the condoms on and taking them off the fruit. Alexis Williams has a Masters Degree in Public Health from Emory University. Her specialty is health education. She's also pretty cute and if we had a picture of her up here you would pine for her like you had never pined for anyone before. What we're saying is that she's qualified to write this column and that you can trust her advice because she's not just some chump we pulled off the street.