Cat-astrophic for politicians. Vote For Cat Mandu. A Loony Party leadership campaign. A favourite chair by the bar at the Golden Lion Hotel in Devon. Cleanliness is next to godliness, and Mandu is a proud leader.
Any leader always has to keep one eye on their back.
Who wouldn't vote for a beautiful cat like Cat-Mandu. Let sleeping cats lie. Mandu thinks about waking up. Any mice in Parliament had better beware if Mandu ever wins a seat. Big Brother is watching you.