Even subtitles are too much reading for mainstream America. I just wonder what's in the glass. Valentine's Day sucks because you have to buy a present for your mom, your wife, and your girlfriend. Respect thy elders. Even when they drool on you.
Diarrhea also happens.
No matter how pathetic you are, there is someone out there who is equally pathetic and who will marry you. If you ever wonder if you should get gas, get gas. A mediator has done his job when both sides hate him. Happiness is wanting what you have. Don't forget to tell your spouse that you like 'em.