The Beginning A long time ago, in a land far away, a theorist named Erwin Schrodinger performed an experiment, enlisting his cat as a test subject. Unfortunately, the cat died. So I started The Church of The Cat. It's totally cool. The Rules of The Cat 1.
Cats are special, so do what they say.
Don't kill cats. Don't have sex with cats. Don't steal cats. Don't hurt cats. Feed som stray cats once in a while.