The Green Jacketed Men, the GJM, widened Raes Creek at Augusta National Golf Club in '98. They did this to make the course more difficult after Tiger Woods embarrassingly blew the place apart in '97. The GJM also built a wood cabin alongside the Amen Corner creek, complete with a porch out front. The word around our house, lately, is breasts.
Breasts are on everyone's mind.
The girls are hard at work growing them, my son is mortified by the mere mention of them, I'm crying over what's become of them, and my husband, Greg, is obsessed with them. OK, it's not what you think, this obsession. My husband, Allen, shoots video and film for a living. For fun, he also shoots stills, leaning toward maritime paraphernalia and peeling ads for whiskey outside abandoned motels. Last year in St. Augustine, he missed the shot of a lifetime and it has haunted him ever since.