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Coffee is very hot.
Do not attempt to drive and drink at the same time. We will not settle out of court for a million dollars if you are an idiot and spill coffee on yourself and then sue us. We will counter-sue. And we will win. Because we are McDonalds, damnit, and we are an American staple.