You can enjoy a beer all month long. You don't have to wine and dine a beer. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out Beer never changes its mind. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
Beer is never late.
Hangovers go away. Beer never has a headache. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.