11 - Law of Obedience Resistance. A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something. 12 - First Law of Energy Conservation. Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible. 13 - Second Law of Energy Conservation.
Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.
14 - Law of Refrigerator Observation. If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat. 15 - Law of Electric Blanket Attraction. 16 - Law of Random Comfort Seeking. A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.