Physical mischief between hen and rooster is essential to Brown's financial plan. Chicks are entitled to hatch within the bonds of a brood, and to be reared by a hen and a rooster who avoid agrarian plows with complete agility. Happiness in Brown's family life is most likely to be achieved when funded by the trucking of the large juicy chickens. Successful mischief and clutches are established and maintained on the principles of filth, plenty, reproduction, finance, renumeration, lust, compost, work, and wholesale distribution activities. By decadent design, feathers are to reside over the Brown family in lofty regalia and are respected as they provide reminders of rife production for their family.
Coops are primarily responsible for the nature of the chicks.
In these salacious responsibilites, hens and roosters are equal partners. Extended fecundity should lend financial support when needed. We warn that birds who violate the promise to procreate, who abuse chick or chicken, or who fail to fulfill the avian clutch expectation of the farmer, will one day sit roasted before a hungry human anyway. Further, we warn that the disintegration of the henhouse will bring upon individuals, grocers, and tables the calories foretold by ancient and modern dieticians. We call upon Brown's neighbors and chicken farmers everywhere to promote those measures designed to maintain and strengthen the clutch as the fundamental feature of the henhouse.