Neither one works. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
No one was arrested this week, therefore, the parolee list will have to wait. Lion Tailtwister Bill Hartwell is on the Blue Team and wants to see all the Blue Team showing their color next week. It is a good time for your Neighborhood Watch to get together, or start one if you haven't already. If you need information on the Neighborhood Watch program, contact Missy Rogers at the Temple Police Department.