Lousy speed trap. Our hero free again. Blank stares from the pigs and then coughing and scrambling to be the first. And finally a pig waddles into the road, arms lifted. Pitter patter housewife, slam.
Cops return to coffee, leaning against fenders.
Our hero, blocked during the traffic stop by the pig named Bill, watches traffic. Bill sets his coffee down. Our hero repeats himself. Bill comes up the driveway. Step out of the car, please.