British people are mean. Midgets have really large children. Eddie Murphy looks better in a fat suit than Martin Lawrence. The Boston accent is really hard to do, and when you get it wrong, you sound really stupid. Five slaves cost the same as two gay giraffes.
Blue chicks are sexy.
Ghosts play solitaire. Invisibility makes you irritable. Spirit Fingers are very important. Shaft is one bad mutha, in any decade.