You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. You lick your coffeepot clean. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. You chew on other people's fingernails.
Cocaine is a downer.
You don't need a hammer to pound nails. You don't sweat, you percolate. You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.