If you had any doubt about Discover s true meaning here, it evaporates with a glance to the upper right corner of the envelope, wherein rests the phrase bulk rate . Bulk . . . Those have to go out first class.
Bills go out first class.
Refund checks go out first class. Junk goes out bulk rate, and hits your door every morning with a loud thunk . So naturally, for the purposes of this comment, I had to break all the laws of my nature and open this particular mailing piece to prove my point. No, of course not. This is America, land of P.T. Barnum, where there s a sucker born every day.