The Democratic National Committee and presidential candidate Al Gore have once again been rocked by a campaign fund raising scandal. This most recent scandal, called Clone-Gate, surfaced recently when it was revealed that the DNC has a cloning factory on the island of Madagascar that has been working for the past year creating clones. The DNC used the clones to funnel millions, perhaps billions of dollars to slush funds for the Democratic party and Gore.
Critics charge that soft money is the biggest cause of political corruption.
Instead what the DNC did was have each clone donate the maximum allowed by law for an individual. When this relatively small amount of money was multiplied by the hundreds of thousands of clones the DNC created, it formed an almost bottomless well of money for Gore s campaign. Doug Henright, head of the DNC was asked whether using clones to give money to the Democrats and Gore, while not violating the letter of the law, at least violated the spirit of the law. We discussed it with the White House Chaplain, who is also of course a lawyer, and she advised us against trying to figure out the spirit of the law because of the whole separation of church and state thing. Because these creatures are space aliens they would not be regulated by U.S. laws.