7bit Observations that everyone has thought about from time to time. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. A German accent will do. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
All single women have a cat.
The Chief of Police is always black. Kitchens don't have light switches. If a killer is lurking in your house, it's easy to find him. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant. At least one pair of identical twins is born evil.