The Joke page is for everybody, when they're feeling a bit down. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Black holes are where God divided by zero. I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.