And I'll wear them practically every day or until they fall apart. By perfectly, I mean slightly snug around my ass, slightly loose just below my belly button. They must be soft. I only buy jeans that feel soft. They must be a decent color.
Dark denim is fine or light blue.
But not white. And not black. And not speckled. They must be somewhat wide at the ankles. And I wonder why I have such a difficult time finding jeans I like.