Death is at hand, and it is all our fault.
TBack to the issue at hand, however, namely our imminent destruction. Rest assured, fellow retards, that Scary, Posh, and the other two mindless breeders that make up the remainder of their prophetically evil quartet will not ride alone to the end of the world as we have created it. No, brothers and sisters, they will be joined by other comrades from our droll, complacent cultural lives. The end will come suddenly as all of you cattle are lead to the slaughterhouse of automatic tellers, gas pumps, hospital equipment, jet airliners, and other such devices that will suddenly cease operation in less than three quarters. Woe be to those heretics who refused to heed the true path of gates minionism and instead worshipped at the altar of the false profit-but damn, those iMac's come in cute colors.