The one person it doesn't seem to have attracted is anyone having anything to do with the Church. Alarms are to notify the neighborhood that Something Bad Is Happening. Notify them, then stop. Alarms are to notify the owners that Something Bad Is Happening. Notify them, preferably with electricity channeled directly to a delicate body part, then stop.
Alarms are to notify the thief that they've been detected.
Notify them, with a pleasant soprano voice, perhaps the computer from Star Trek. Notify them in several languages, to be sure they understand they've been noticed. Tonight, we did everything we could to help. Even our impromptu exorcism failed. Ultimately, God had to take care of himself.