I love you, too. Except, of course, for Matt Hanley, who seems to attract people as much as he repulses them. Matt has a fan club that treats him like a Backstreet Boy. Maybe if my picture wasn't so atrocious, I'd have a fan club. Please don't burst my bubble on that one.
Columnists are real people, too.
If you like us, please tell us. Say hello even when we're not dancing on a table or buying toothpaste. If you don't like us, try to show some tact. Either way, keep the mail coming. It makes the job worthwhile.