They come in both sexes and in all sizes. Cops are found everywhere, on land, on sea, on horses, in cars, in the air, and sometimes in your hair. The best way to get one is to just pick up the phone.
Cops deliver lectures, babies, and bad news.
They are required to have the wisdom of Solomon, the disposition of a lamb, and muscles of steel. They are the ones who ring the doorbell, swallow hard, and tell you a loved one is dead. Then they spend the rest of the night, wondering why they took such a crummy job. On TV, a cop is an oaf who couldn't find a bull fiddle in a phone booth. If he serves a summons, he's a monster.