Jess tells me that my Sims page is listed in this month's Shift magazine. It's not online yet, and I don't know if we get Shift here in Australia. I hope they say nice things. My old jogging partner notes the sensational beauty to be found in Australian Women . Let's just set things straight now.
Australian women are, by default, beautiful.
It's a standard we set long, long ago, and have not failed to live up to. I should know. I married one. I met Douglas Adams once. My wife worked at the Red Cross, and they were doing an cross-promotional event for Starship Titanic .