I think those tubes coming out of your nose are way cool. Well, they are shoelaces, and I hope all you culturally insensitive wisecrackers out there feel ashamed. Psychlo technology might be vastly superior to human in just about every way, but we've yet to perfect a shoelace that doesn't break after three days. In fact, on Psychlo, we buy little sticks of roll-on body odor instead of deodorant. That's one of those things that marks us civilized beings from you man animals.
Chicks dig it.
By the way, I've named my eyebrows. I call the one on the left side of my face Eyebrow 1. The other one is Eyebrow 2. Not at all, except I hate staying in hotels because the beds are so short. I usually wind up killing the desk clerk.