She had a little Poodle under her arm, and a newborn baby in a stroller. Well these pearls were quite heavy, and she wasn t sure if she d need to strengthen her neck muscles first, so they left for a while to think it over. The only thing was she forgot her bloody kid, so my friend had to go running around trying to find this woman and her husband, to tell them that they had forgotten their baby in the store. When she found the woman, she said she was so used to the baby being with the nanny that she hadn t even noticed. I had no idea what I had unleashed.
American kids are SO spoiled.
Some would come into the restaurant I worked at with their Ralph Lauren shirts at age five saying they wanted their steaks medium rare with this, this, and this. Fucking hell, when I was a kid, I took what I was given. It s just so quaint. You re all so cute. Pretending to be Americans is clearly a comical pastime.