When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
No one is listening until you make a mistake. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. Two wrongs are only the beginning. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.