Soccer is so subtle that Wimbledon can win the FA cup. There's no one quite so bitter as a soccer bigot. They think Ryan Giggs is the new George Best. Sure sign of decline. GAA teams are numbered one to fifteen, soccer teams read like the national lottery results.
All soccer players wear shinguards.
Some hurling players even wear helmets. Ever penny we put into soccer stays at the top. Most of what we spend on GAA trickles down. The GAA is about where you're from. Soccer is mainly about who you like.