The chance of you losing the top of your shave ice is directly proportional to how long the line was. On the day you start your diet, someone will bring a bag of malasadas to the office. The page you need in the public telephone booth will always be missing. The best place to find a Tongan or Samoan during the day is in a tree. The prerequisites for the Honolulu Police Department are a 4-year varsity letter, a Portuguese last name and healed acne scars.
Bad luck is an asthmatic caught behind a bus in rush hour traffic.
The guy you'd least like to dance with will always approach you when a slow song is playing. A non-smoker will always be seated next to a smoker at Oceans. When you're out with that special guy, your cocktail waitress will always be skinny, blond and young. When you're in a rush to get somewhere, you'll always end up driving behind an old person in a Toyota Camry.