He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker. I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. If you can fake that, you're in. Hockey is a sport for white men.
Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.