I want to achieve immortality through not dying. Woody Allen Marriage is a wonderful institution. Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy Groucho Marx A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it. Too bad that all the people who know how to run this country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair. George Burns Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions.
Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
Mort Sahl A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. Milton Berle Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest things in the nicest way. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs. Sam Goldwyn Television is a medium because it is neither rare nor well done. With the collapse of vaudeville, new talent has no place to stink.