People who deal with bits should expect to get bitten. Due to budget cuts the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Avoid temporary variables and strange women. Computer and car salesmen differ in that the latter know when they are lying. A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere. The parts of a computer system that can be kicked. My accumulator overflows.