To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late. Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet. Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow. Nothing endures but change.
Cats are smarter than dogs.
You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. Bachelors should be heavily taxed. What luck for rulers, that men do not think. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.