Teenager blames trains for On The Spot Fine. With all the boomping and bumping, by the time we reached Zoo station, where I was supposed to alight, I was cursed with a stonking hard-on and had no choice but to wait for it to subside. Kay Bishop, of Hoxton, East London, was peering through her kitchen window yesterday morning when she was realised her neighbour had not left for work at her usual time. Still dressed only in her nightdress, dressing gown and slippers, a shocked Mrs Bishop knocked loudly at her neighbour's door for several minutes, causing comatose divorcee Mrs Jones to eventually rise up out of bed. More next issue.
Architects make a hash of football stadium design.
Years of problems concerning the condition of the pitch which resulted in the final of Euro 2000 being switched to rival city, Rotterdam, have been blamed on serious design faults. With the decision to move to an new stadium still pending, senior officials at the club have questioned the overhead lighting system. I just don't know who could have agreed to such an overblown lighting system. De Heer Pieter Koopmans, Technical Director of football said today. It's like a greenhouse in here, and God only knows the logic behind the need for the lights to revolve around.