Near the golf course was a mental institution. As the men were enjoying their game, they see a naked woman running across the course followed by a man in a white coat. The 2 men look at each other puzzled and continue with their game. About 5 minutes later, they see another man in a white coat carrying a bucket of sand following the path that the woman and the man had made. The men ask him why he is carrying the bucket of sand.
Baseball is wrong.
Man with four balls cannot walk. He who laughs last, didn't get the joke. These three guys went to the World Records place to see if they could set a new record. The first guy went for the smallest hand, the second went for the smallest foot and the third went for the smallest dick. Penises don't equal intelligence.