Illustrated by Dan Smith and Ruth Thompson Cartoons by Alexis Gilliland . The Illuminati are a myth.
Aliens regularly visit Earth, and are in contact with high government officials.
The Men in Black are everywhere, and will snatch you from your home if you ask too many questions or just see something you shouldn't see. Orbital Mind Control satellites cruise the skies, influencing international politics and deciding the fates of billions. The Gnomes of Zurich control the world's monetary supply, and manipulate it to fit their own sinister plans. The world is such a complex web of secrets, mysteries and conspiracies that nobody really knows what is happening. The only real way to protect yourself is to join the conspiracy.