I was a sap. I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged. A family reunion is an effective form of birth control. A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots. A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.
Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples.
The place for storing your priceless genealogy records. It's a contagious disease, but we love it. Genealogists are time unravelers. A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor. So far I only have a few thousand.