It makes a different pitch if you let out more water. This does not work if the barrel has a tap. Your best bet then is to abandon the extra weight and try to find Desert Pete. If you're throwing a fancy party and want to loosen everybody up, uncork some wine. See who can stick the cork on her nose blindfolded.
Corkboards are very handy.
Cork' is fun to say. When men in white coats come and start asking you questions, start saying it over and over. When I did it, they were so amazed at my eloquence and sense of humor they gave me my own apartment, rent free. The food's not bad and my walls are soft, soft, soft. On Friday afternoon, our server was broken into by hackers, taking the site offline until late Saturday and some of the CGI-driven web sites until just this morning.