That's a damn lie. Witness wasn't even there. Witness doesn't know anything. A rash of mail bombs has hit the country. New postal regulations require that all packages and envelopes must bear legible return names and addresses on them.
Defendant goes to Store to buy something.
Defendant protests that she is innocent and just came to buy something. Officer pats down Defendant and finds drugs. Defendant moves to suppress drugs at her trial. Defendant is arrested for vandalism on Friday night. Defendant protests his innocence.