Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out Beer never changes its mind. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. Beer is never late. Hangovers go away.
Beer never has a headache.
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty. A beer always goes down easy.