Bikes are bad, mmkay.
Students occasionally have to clothesline oncoming bikers to avoid being run over by the inconsiderate pricks. One cyclist crashed into the other's bike deliberately, severing his toes and scraping his elbows. The scarred maniac then picked up the offender's bike and threw it, breaking it in half. Reports said the bike was stolen moments earlier from an elderly lady who used the bike to pedal over to the hospital to pick up her medication. The woman was later found dead in the street.