You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. You lick your coffee pot clean. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. You chew on other people's fingernails.
Cocaine is a downer.
The Nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas. You can type sixty words per minute with your feet. You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.