Governments pay for the building and connecting of jet propellers for Cows, which will be mounted as far away from the cow s posterior as possible to prevent potential methane gas explosions. In the event of a blast, meat grinders will be affixed to the propellers along with packets of barbecue sauce.
Cows get big fake grins because flying is fun.
Falling cow turds will be an excellent source of free fertilizer, 4. The exploding cows mentioned in clause one be employed in Fourth of July celebrations as they provide both food, fun, and look really cool. Every delegate be issued two 4 oz glasses of vodka each hour, 2. Other drinks will be provided upon request, 6. A UN dance party will be held with Janet Reno to be the moderator.