You're totally wrong about all that. First of all, half of the Omegas are in the upper 3.0 range, with several 4.0's. Secondly, there's a time to party and a time to study. You will find that many of the Omegas are very studious as well as good at managing there time. Thirdly, we can't get all the girls, we only get the good looking ones.
College is all about time management.
We not only help you manage your time, we also have mandatory study hours. I've heard that it costs a fortune to be in a fraternity. In this fraternity, money is not as important as brotherhood. We've always helped each other out.