Now then, it says here you were a professional clown with Ringling Brothers during the summer of your junior year. Candidate smells rose on his lapel. The rose wilts. Candidate stands, steps forward, only to find himself blocked by an invisible wall. Candidate feels the wall until at last he finds an invisible door knob.
Candidate steps out of invisible box and bows.
Candidate's trousers drop to his ankles. Manager trainee, IBM, entry level Candidate enters, sits. It says here you're from the Dagobah system. It's not important. But I guess it's not important.