C program crash. C programmer throw up. C programmers do it in a structured manner, sometimes. Programmer at work. Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit.
Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.
Computer programmers never die, they compile. Female programmers get their bits twiddled. He is no dummy. I'm a computer programmer for the Amish. If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.