It's always worth a try to see if he gives you some milk. Be sure to shred it and scatter the pieces. When the old lady is bent over picking up the scraps, you can chuckle at her backside. It's also fun to startle them. This will help their coordination skills.
DOGS Always act afraid of dogs in front of humans.
Put on a big show and hang on for life. If you have to throw up, get to a bed quickly. Barf in the middle of the quilt, preferably a good thick one that doesn't fit in the washer. It will give the human a chance to go to a Laundromat and spend more money. It makes you feel treasured and expensive.