Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. I intend to live forever- so far, so good. Join the Army, meet interesting people, then kill them. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is definitelyNOT for you.