A campus speech code is essential to protect students, who already have enough problems coping with rising tuition. As any literate person knows, James Joyce is the best novelist. As everyone knows, marijuana use leads to heroin addiction. We all understand campus problems well enough to see the disadvantages of such a backward policy. One of the scientists has been treated for emotional problems, so his concerns about the experiment merit no attention.
All English professors wear coats and ties.
Poverty causes crime.