Oh what the heck make it a double. Oh waitress, we're very thirsty, bring those drinks right away. Dinner is ordered. I can't taste the rum. Bring me a real double.
Dinner is served.
More drinks are served. More complaints about smokers. Cheesecake, bread pudding with extra rum sauce, of course coffee, double double. We need the bill right away,it's too smoky in here. Waitress smiles, customers deliver one last comment re.