You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro. You have your resume on a diskette. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of your best jokes. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.
Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries annual budgets combined. It's dark when you drive to and from work, even in the summer. You know exactly how many days you've got left until you retire. You see a good looking, smart person and you know it must be a visitor. Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet.