No, it has nothing to do with the Buffaloes' 2-5 record. They have a great roster. While I'm sure the players have plenty of talent, the names need a little tweaking. It would be darn cool if some of the soccer players dropped one of their names on the soccer field and just used one name for soccer purposes only. Think about it.
Brazil is the best team in the world's history, and it has had some dynamite names.
Those single-name players not only looked great on the field, but when you looked at the roster, you always thought it was cool to see those names.