I Xeroxed a mirror one time. Now I have an extra Xerox machine. I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again. Moderation in all things, including moderation.
All men are equal.
Some are just more equal than others. When in doubt, mumble. Make sure your mind isn't so open that your brains fall out. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.