Many times it doesn't even matter what do we bitch about, but it is usually the one who is the most noticeble. Your post is stupid. If you are trying to get attention by your post go elsewhere. I truly believe it is you who likes to bitch. Maybe because that is what you are.
Bitches deserve better than that.
We lick your hands and give you your paper. We go for walks with you. We ward off intruders. We even give you puppies. All we ask is that you feed us and love us and brush our coats once in awhile.