I couldn't resist. My apologies if any of these strike you as a little off-color. The dignity of our profession isn't going to be compromised by the idea that librarians might actually have sex. For example, myself, when I go to the ALA conference, I am only looking for sex and cheap reference materials, since I don't drink. However, I have it on good account from many hotel bar managers that NO ONE drinks like the librarians, when they're in town.
Bars have to stock up for weeks.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 53 to flame the spell checkers. 156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list. 109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb.