I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had the accident. The average cucumber is at least six inches long. A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't count. A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety. A cucumber will never leave you for another woman.
Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
Cucumbers don't get TOO excited. Cucumbers are easy to pick up. It's easy to drop a cucumber. No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber. With a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry.