A gasp of horror overtook me, shook me to my very core. The lightning zapped my previous data, lost and gone forevermore. To this day I do not know the place to which lost data go. Many of us have jobs full of stress and we need a chuckle now and then. Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. Every morning is the dawn of a new error. Cereal Port Not Responding. Go stand in the corner.