Guns don't kill people, postal workers do. A tax on people who are bad at math. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.
Atheism is a non-profit organization.
I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.