The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read too fast. The monitor is up on blocks. Seven blue tick hounds under the desk. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them. The menus all have Budweiser, Black Label, and Old Milwaukee options.
Deer jerky is in the desk drawer.
John Deer Pocket Protectors. The screen saver consists of pictures of Ned Beatty with dueling banjos playing in the background. The six front keys have rotted out.