Made myself the boss. I've been arrested lots of times. You're under arrest. My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. Kitten On Fire.
Depression is nothing but anger without enthusiasm.
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping. There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. Even snakes are afraid of snakes. A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space.