This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Chocolate is good for three things.
Two of 'em cannot be mentioned on public television. Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso. Spanish proverb Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said. Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food.