Here are actual messages from real church bulletins. The names of the churches are not given to protect the guilty. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. Tuesday evening there will be an ice cream social.
All ladies giving milk, please come early.
Wednesday, the ladies liturgy society will meet. Thursday at 5pm there will be a meeting of the little mothers club. All those wishing to be come little mothers, please meet the minister in his study. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.