They really give you the creeps, worse than the Commies and the traitors. So when nobody else is watching, you do what you can to whack off those chrome domes, and those tips from your secret society sure come in handy. After all, once the boring, creepy robots are gone, all of Alpha can share in a good laugh. You're a carefree, easygoing kind of guy, always trying to be the life of the party. Give pep pills to boring clones.
Caution is for wimps.
If something goes wrong, tell a few jokes and brush it off. Short husky male, frizzled light hair, suspicious look. They're all the same. Just because you were born with freak mutant genes, everyclone gets to blame snafus and mistakes on you. Sure, The Computer says that as a registered mutant, you should be treated like any other citizen, but they never do.