No man, no problem. He will be caught, deep fried in oil, and served to our first one hundred customers, just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records. Nine out of ten things in my life are ironic, the tenth probably is too, I'm just missing the joke. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Any girl can be glamorous.
All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. I have just learned that penguins are monogamous for life, which doesn't really surprise me all that much because they all look exactly alike. It's not like they're going to meet a better looking penguin someday. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.