At least fifty students in Lancaster have been sent to the school nurse after eating snow and getting sick. He was treated for frost bite and will likely undergo a delicate skin graft procedure on Tuesday. In case you can't tell, this site features a satirical look at the news. The stories printed here, unless otherwise noted, are not intended to be an accurate account of any news story. The stories printed here are intended to be only a source of amusement for the readers and the author.
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