It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. A closed mouth gathers no feet. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.