Dogs bring you your slippers and the newspaper. Cats bring you a dead mouse. Dogs play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats take a three-hour nap. Dogs sit on the car seat next to you.
Cats require a private box to go at all.
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. Dogs greet you and lick your face when you come home from work. Cats are mad that you went. Dogs sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats smirk and walk away.