Tonight stretched into tomorrow, this week, and yes, to date, seven of his nine lives. Any pill given to a cat will be rejected at the speed of a bullet. By watching the refrigerator door long enough, the cat can will a human to come along, open the door, and take out something worthy of eating. A cat will reject formal cat scratching posts in favor of the most expensive piece of furniture in the house. Clothing attracts cat hair in direct proportion to how dark it is.
Cats don t allow closed doors in any room.
Once you ve opened a door, it s not necessary for them to use it. Instead, they like to stand halfway in and out and think about several things while the wind, rain, cold air or bugs come into the house. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is not an Oriental rug, shag carpet will do. It s important to maintain one s arrogance so that the humans know who s master of the house.