Another dweeb is mopping your floor. Cartoon shows someone under the covers in the bed next to you doing something energetic. Caption says, When you don't know the person in the bed next to you and you don't WANT to know what they're doing. The people you're in bed with right now happen to be from the Freedom Clearinghouse . Let's pack our bags and go visit them right now.
Cartoon shows a man seated at a tiny table, ready to eat.
A dweeb in a uniform hands him a steaming, shrink-wrapped meal. The caption says, When your food is served as though you are on an airplane, but you're not on an airplane. Cartoon shows you cowering in your bed as Big Nurse presents a huge hypodermic. Cartoon shows you're at home now, prancing around with a horsie innertube at your waist and napoleon's hat on your head. You know you're HOME when you make your own damn rules.