On the show, the courtroom really is the theater to which it's always compared. This week on Broadway, the plaintiff is an estranged husband, represented by Marc and Ally. He is suing his best friend for intentional infliction of emotional distress on the ground that the friend slept with his wife. That's because adultery, in modern life, hardly meets the standard of outrageousness and atrociousness required to prove up an intentional infliction claim. And so, this bizarre claim goes to trial, as it never would in real life.
Ally starts slow - by merely flirting with opposing counsel, a cute British guy.
This consists of a little pen fellatio by Ally, as well as a couple of goo-goo eyed looks. Eventually, though, the witness' testimony is virtually drowned out by Ally's personal soundtrack, while his visage is obscured by Ally's tacky romantic fantasies of dancing with Cute British Guy amidst roses, in soft focus. In Seattle - but Seattle it is. I like to look at them as if I'd like to tear off their clothes and lick them from head to toe. Then, Ally and Cute British Guy make a date.