All you do is yell and scream and be mean to people. Dear Dog, I would like to commend you on your selection of non de plume. Self awareness is a wonderous thing. Dog, you are a filthy hippy. Arseholes get things done.
Arseholes are productive.
I hate people who pretend to be something they aren't. Speaking from a position of ignorance, of stupidity, of sheer idiocy is not sexy. You are not a sex demi-god. You are, however, a berret wearing, pipe smoking, fart sniffing knob end. You question my creditials like you have some of your own and I have no doubt that you do.