I'll do my best to reply to as many as I can, here in the column. The Real A is either male or female, but not both. The Real A is not a vegetarian. The Real A knows a bit about the musical theater because The Real A may or may not be involved in it, but probably is. The Real A may or may not have actual friends.
All guesses are welcome.
Now, there have been many discussions about Mr. Andrew Lloyd Webber vs. Mr. Stephen Sondheim. He cannot write a tune. If you won't then I will pass. The Demon Writer of Broadway. Here's a little story that should make you cry, About two unhappy cats.