If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes, and you will learn a lot today. A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well. Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh. Time is just nature's way to keep everything from happening at once.
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Strip mining prevents forest fires. I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem. I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times the memory. If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.