Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message to get back to you. Dogs let you give them a bath and love you anyway. Cats take out a contract on your life. Dogs bark to wake you up if the house is on fire.
Cats sneak out the back door.
Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Dogs bring you your slippers and the newspaper. Cats bring you a dead mouse. Dogs play Frisbee with you all afternoon.