Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on their life insurance. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being emotionally neglected. WE never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.