We had an even harder time answering this. We originally thought maybe a dozen people a month might enter the contest. The decision took two judges quite a bit of time and arguing and one of the judges now has to sleep on the sofabed for a week. This entry made each judge laugh out loud immediately and was the clear winner. Small fries can be used as an edible bridge over a moat in an ant farm.
Ant farms are cool.
Maybe someone can do a Web site all about ant farms. Unfortunately, it won't be us. French Fries make great hair pieces for special dates like prom, and if your cheap date who didn't take you out to eat gets hungry during a slow song, he can just lean into your hair and have a snack. We should've thought of this one a few years back. SIt sounds like Laura's prom was a memorable experience but for the wrong reasons.