You've had your life in Mexico. You lived there three years. My advice is this. Find some broad to live with and get on with your writing. Be professional about it.
Any asshole can go to Mexico.
Don't try to kid somebody who knows you as well as I do. This is what successful TV writers do. They wipe their asses with their work. If you ever decide to be a successful writer, and from the way you're talking I don't have much expectation that you will, you'll be able to wipe your ass with your work like the professionals do. We were trying to scare up some business killing animals at village fiestas but weren't having much luck.