Greg Boyd Someone in red heels and nails dances past, giggling through the snout of a pig. A wolf bows and whispers in her ear, offers a white-gloved hand. Glasses, nose, and moustache forgets to laugh when he spills a drink on his tight pants. Sequins and cat whiskers wishes she had taken dance lessons and lost weight. The band affects a pirate crew with eye patches.
Children peek down from the stairs, mice in white pyjamas, up past their bed-time.
Their parents, the Lone Ranger and Tonto, aren't speak- ing. Out back a plump Wonder Woman skinny dips in the swimming pool. Franken-stein strips and joins her, uncovering a monstrous secret. A bald Superman passes out by the bushes. Batman and Robin lock themselves in the bathroom.