Yeah, and I'm sure that if I were wandering naked across the Serengeti Plain and happened to come across a pride of lions who were feeling peckish, they'd show me the same fucking courtesy. Now, of course there are some commonsense things that we can do right away to improve our relationship with the animal kingdom. Don't feed your dog peanut butter. Unless, of course, the cable goes out for a few seconds. After blowing marijuana smoke into your cat's mouth, make sure there is plenty of accessible string nearby.
Cockfights are bad.
I don't think that there is an American out there who doesn't strongly believe that we need stricter cockfight regulation. Now they don't even get the names of the cocks right in the program. Cockfighting has just gotten way too commercial. All right, so much for the dispassionate sarcasm. On the other side of the menu, I mean ledger, I don't think it's right to test cosmetics by trying them on animals first.