Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night.