After a few moments of blinking self pity, they reinflate, elongate, snap back, or solidify. Everything falls faster than an anvil. For every vengeance there is an equal and opposite revengeance. This is the one law of animated cartoon motion that also applies to the physical world at large. For that reason, we need the relief of watching it happen to a duck instead.
Any character can fly by holding two feathers and flapping their arms.
A sharp object will always propel a character upward. For instance, the Road Runner can materialize signs to express himself without speaking. Cartoon Law Amendment C Explosive weapons cannot cause fatal injuries. They merely turn characters temporarily black and smoky. Cartoon Law Amendment D Gravity is transmitted by slow-moving waves of large wavelengths.