Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software. SmellU SmellMe still in beta test. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver. Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Don't cry over spilled milk - unless, of course, it's chocolate milk.
Blind dates are like chocolate - they are usually chunky and they quickly disappear.
When life presents you a rocky road, just eat your way out of it. Keep your fingers off other people's bonbons. Flowers and champagne may set the stage, but it's chocolate that steals the show. An ounce of truffles is worth a pound of anything. You never really know a person till you've shared a box of chocolates with them.