As of this writing, Uncle Timmie has been missing for over nine months. Several rumors have surfaced regarding his whereabouts. One has him married to an older woman named Mary Lou and selling lawn tractors and appliances from a small warehouse in Iowa. A second has him hawking false relics and booking bogus 'Holy Land Tours' from a storefront somewhere down south. The only clue is a handwritten note left on the table in his ex-girlfriend's house.
Chances are the truth lies somewhere in the middle.