All of the following a real, although some were not really disclaimers but are taken from different contexts. Most were found in Usenet postings. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. All comments, jokes, asides, rubbish, cabbages etc are of my own making and in no way represent the policy of the University of Kent, or any other member of the University, nor any cat, dog, goldfish, insect, bacteria, mineral, etc, on campus. All curiosity is mine - they are not the curiosity of my company, though I'm sure my company's curiosity is fine, thanks very much.
All generic disclaimers apply.
All rights reserved - but some wrongs are still available. All the stupid has been said, there is nothing I can add. Always happy to make a fool of myself. And on the Eighth day, the Lord made a backup copy. Any disclaimer issued by me is subject to change without notice.