Straighten up and surf right. Website is 20-20. A website is only as strong as its weakest link. You can lead a horse to water but you can't teach it html code. If at first you don't succeed, use the spellchecker.
Bytes speak louder than words.
Never let computer logic get in the way of a good story. Before you can Exit, you have to Enter. The geek shall inherit the earth. People living in glass houses shouldn't throw computers. If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck, it's probably a systems administrator.