Despite all the tech-wrecks, there are still plenty of computer bugs that can get you and your files. And yet their names bear no relation to the particular havoc they cause. In the name of truth in labelling, surely virus makers should make the virus fit the name.
Computer seems permanently sluggish.
Start-up in the morning can take hours. Will communicate only in arcane language, such as Windows 3.1. Activity Manager may become permanently disabled. In some cases, it will do the opposite of each command given. Will also suddenly disconnect while in the middle of communicating.