These days our punishments tend to be a little less drastic but they're no less prompt. The Protestant, the puritan, has his faults but he does not dally. We plunged right into this big old mess at our meeting last Sunday. It's worse to betray your family than to betray your country, and if that's our finding, it'll be hard to summon any charity for him, even if the evidence against him was wrongfully got. It's a serious image problem for men that many women consider them categorically to be dogs.
All men are dogs,' they say, meaning men are amorously indiscriminate.
If he engaged in doggy activity recklessly as president, while his friends were out defending him against accusations of just such conduct, then he really deserves to be called a dog. Not even occasionally, for a 5-minute romp. Just part of the price you pay. None of these are impeachable offenses, but they're considerably worse. We'll let you know when we decide something regarding their applicability to the president here in the autumn of 1998.