Spring is wearing a new pair of shoes for the first time. Being the first person to step out on the cold cotton candy a winter night leaves behind. Spring is like being the first to open a new book, or the smell of a new house. An apple a day keeps the doctor at your door.
Apples have big, slimy, green worms that cause the widest case of gout known to man.
Large green apples are as bitter as pure baking powder. Small red apples are as sour as pure lemons. An apple a day keeps the doctor at your door. But, then, I saw the biggest bass of all. It jumped out of the water, and my heart started beating harder.