We will tell more soon. These are bits of wisdom gained by a father who was educated by his rather active children. There is no such thing as child proofing your house. A four year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a Superman cape.
Baseballs make marks on ceilings.
A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. Brake fluid mixed with Chlorox makes smoke, lots of it. A six year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says it can only be done in the movies. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4 year old.