You can't make gator chips without a deep fat fryer. Coral from the Great Barrier Reef is not edible. Just because she can make tortilla chips doesn't mean Jerri is a four-star chef with her own restaurant. Chocolate is an aphrodisiac. Finding it is foreplay.
Bugs taste like chicken.
Mountain Dew tastes like squirrel pee, even if it is a show sponsor and even if it is the only drink available in the Outback. You do not need to wear war paint to catch a wild boar. You do, however, need to keep your face and hands out of the fire. The Rice Diet is far better than the Zone Diet. Starvation saves valuable bathroom time.