Collect the whole set. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. Remember half the people you know are below average. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. I intend to live forever - so far so good. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.