Then don't post it. The blatantly off-topic forum. Talk about anything not covered in the other forums, introduce yourself if you're new, or just babble. Complaining is fun. Do not mistake this for a Dear Abby forum.
Cynicism is encouraged.
Heartfelt discussion and attempts to give or ask for advice will be laughed at. No Hentai unless you're mocking it. Talk about movies. Watch out for geeks. Just for fun, not for analysis or therapy.