A merry heart does good like a medicine. The following are actual announcements taken from church bulletins. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
All ladies giving milk, please come early.
Wednesday, the Ladies' Liturgy Society will meet. All those wishing to become little mothers, please meet the minister in his study. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. One of the ladies will start quietly, and the rest will join in. On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the expenses of the new carpet.