Worship Dave Matthews Dave Matthews is god-like in the world of coolness. Cool people have all of his CDs, listen to his music as though it were the prophecies of the twenty-first century and hang posters of this short haired funny looking guy on their walls. Most importantly, cool people have three or four tickets stubs from this summer's tour. If you see your friends wearing AF gear, make sure you buy the same style, but in a different color. This is done to show your friends that you care about being cool.
Cool people follow each other in style and form.
Skip Class Missing class because of hangovers is a certain example to your peers and friends that you are way cool. They will be stoked because they know the stud of Drayer. The guy who parties on Wednesday nights and always misses class on Thursday mornings is a stud and sets examples for others. Become a Fraternity Groupie Fraternity brothers enjoy when young, hot-looking freshmeat frequent their fraternity house. These mongrel dogs foam at the mouths when prime grade-A women return every weekend to their party scene.