We chip at the collective national IQ every time we show our painted faces. We're the guys who watch the Super Bowl at a strip club. We're XFL fans. And Saturday night was way too tame. Coaches talking isn't interesting.
Coaches getting smashed over the head with chairs while talking is interesting.
Players talking might be interesting, if they had anything interesting to say. Or if you could understand what it was they were saying. Rod Smart wore a jersey with the words HE HATE ME on the back, where his name should have been. Because they hate me. Gotta get me one of them jerseys.