Send all the employers to France for the month of August so they can see how the proletariat relaxes, lowering the incidents of heart disease and stress-related ailments that gobble up sick days the rest of the year. Still nasty after all these years and all those bottles of high-SPF lotions. Then start all over again. The ultimate annoyance. They say there's a schedule they follow so you can avoid this time-waster.
Anecdotal evidence indicates they lie.
Blossom end rot on Jersey tomatoes. A plot by other states to diminish our reputation. The incurably jealous come under cover of night to attack our love apples. They must, since it occurs in times of drought, excessive rain, when oppressively hot, when inexplicably chilly. A plot, for sure.