Join Operation Wideawake , and serve the holy Emperor. The Emperor The Emperor and most other stuff are from Warhammer 40,000. If you are curious, check it out at a Games Workshop store near you. Alternatively, you can bounce down to your local bookstore and buy or borrow or steal a book by Ian Watson, like Space Marine . Besides being a very enjoyable book, it will give you a load of Shakespeare-ish English at the same time.
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