Rhubarb ia a kind of celery gone bloodshot. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is probably past its prime. Yogurt is spoiled when it starts to look like cottage cheese.
Cottage cheese is spoiled when it starts to look like regular cheese.
Regular cheese is nothing but spoiled milk anyway and can't get any more spoiled than it is already. Fuzzy and hairy looking white or green growth areas are a good indication that your bread has turned into a pharmaceutical laboratory experiment. Generally speaking, Tupperware containers should not burp when you open them. In October of 1994, three student filmmakers disappeared in their kitchen near Burkittsville, Maryland while filming the making of very large sandwiches. I'm so hungry.