Cats love lemonade on a hot day. Cats refuse to play scrabble. Cats will pay your rent if you let them. Some cats make pay offs to flea gangs. C. A. T. stands for clever anitomical tricks.
Cats know how to cozy up.
Cats sleep circular. Cats invented naps. Kiss your cat. A furball is not a toy. A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.