It doesn't matter that you're a procrastinator, as long as you get it done. The less men can get, the more they blame it on the women. No matter when your first class of the day is, it will always be too early, even at noon. No matter how trivial the class, you always feel bad after ditching. Hitting people with metal swords really alleviates tension.
Brownies are great bribery.
No matter how hard you study for a test, there is still a very good chance you got every single question wrong. Entering Mines, one immediately becomes nocturnal. Shower doors open in, stall doors open out. You can kill your neighbors with a 9 volt battery. Email is an addiction.