So much for Trojan dignity. When asked if she had anything to say in her alma mater's defense for the purposes of this column, MMTT simply stated that she didn't know where she went wrong with me. I guess I can see what Trojans see in their school. And I have heard that the food there is really good. OK, enough with the undignified rant about MMTT's alma mater.
Bruins are above that sort of thing.
And as enlightened ones, we must make an effort to understand them and even come to love their idiosyncrasies, as I have with my mother's. I have been to the dark side of Trojan life, my friends, and fortunately I have seen the light. This week, let us all be thankful that we don't go to that school across town. Secondly, the very fact that you're even reading the Daily Bruin means you have acknowledged our vast superiority. Mack is an assistant sports editor who will most likely be disowned for this column.