He spoke up at a team meeting in Oakland on Saturday morning, and apparently some in attendance were surprised at the tone and temperament with which the player challenged Williams. Back home, most Sox fans stood and applauded the long-overdue dressing down of the enigmatic manager. If you're an infielder and your second toe is longer than your first and your mother's maiden name begins with a vowel, grab a bat. Everyone else gets a day off. As for the bullpen, I'm thinking of a number from 1 to 100.
Closest one gets to close today.
Man, you've got some weird-ass ideas about how to run a baseball team. You're crazier than Dennis Tito. Hey, I just don't believe in things that I haven't seen with my own eyes. Maybe that's why this team doesn't believe in stolen bases. No one has actually seen one because you're too chicken to send a runner.