You would not believe where the soup comes from. In the front door comes a woman with wild hair and so much metal in her hide, surely her Cuisinart exploded. But it's the mosaic of tattoo we see even with her clothes on that causes speculation. Definitely Star Trek material. The East West Cafe, the only coffeehouse in Sonoma County named for UFO vectors.
Coffeehouses attract eccentrics like money attracts politicians or politicians attract flies.
But the East West has gone pro. East West attracts aliens. Their disguises are almost convincing. None of that short bug-eyed gray stuff or the ostentatious green glob thing, and they almost always obey gravity. But after a second cup many begin to lose their sync pulses and their manner becomes erratic.