Jerry Falwell is having an affair with Tinky-Winky. There is no such thing as the number 13. I am not, in fact, a walrus. But I was a part of one once. The world is ruled by a man named Norman that lives in a tree in Delaware.
Consecutive lists are boring.
In the next 20 years, the President of the United States will kill every single person in the state of Alabama except for an elderly woman named Gertrude. He will then be exonerated because he is very sorry. Dan Quayle is an idiot. Within the next century, scientists will genetically engineer a microbe that feeds on all the useless waste of society. They will release it into the atmosphere, hoping to solve the world's pollution problems.