The giveaway here is the bungee cord strapped to our hooded hero's waist. Patented in 1989, this protective airbag is designed to cushion the rider's fall during an accident. Heck, it's hard enough to pass helmet laws let alone fashion laws. Evil Knievel Jr., wouldn't be caught injured in this thing. Some patent numbers have been changed to protect the innocent.
All patents are real and on file.