A searchable archive of the current four weeks' jobs is also available. Oh look, the end of the world is nigh again. It's not every conservation biologist who's willing to impersonate an animal in order to study it.
Brits call it the bleedin' obvious.
For Americans it's a no-brainer. They're big 'n' smelly and they'd eat us penguins soon as look at us if we lived in the Arctic. Captain's log, Stardate 3079. Go home, slaughter your first-born and make sacrifice unto me. It's sensual, silky, smooth and you can even eat it - when it isn't getting up your nose, that is.