Priests are nothing but trouble. Never insult a chicken. Never underestimate the shrinemaiden, no matter how timid and useless she may seem, she just MAY hold the key to your enemy's downfall. Your Inner Voice is most likely superdeformed. Smiling, trickster priests always look WAY scarier with their eyes open than they do with them closed.
Cloaks hide an inexhaustible amount of sub-dimensional storage space.
If you find, after throwing everything you have at an enemy, that you just can't beat them, there will always be someone who will step in and beat them for you. All men, at some point, must dress up in drag. Well, that's all I managed to come up with. From here on in, it's all reader contributions. Thanks for all the wonderful contributions that have come in so far The list continues .