Tim Capstraw, the former Wagner College head coach and current color announcer on Northeast Conference basketball broadcasts, often takes an off-beat approach to describing the action on the court. It s hard to believe that he and I are made up of basically the same genetic material. Nice move, considering he s battling earth s gravitational pull.
Chicks dig the long ball.
They re drawing more charges than my wife at a mall. There s a lot of guys out there saying, My bad. They re colder than David Blaine in Times Square. If you ve got a Mercedes, drive it. That kid could play tennis by himself.