I shortly found out that I am actually quite good with them. Unfortunately, so did everybody else. One of these people announced me as Doctor Linux on an IRC channel, and it stuck. I don't normally get involved in religous wars, but, my personal preference is vi.
All desktops suck, it's just that some suck harder than others.
Web browsers suck. The Web sucks. HTML is only useful for easy access to documentation, and as such does not really interest me. Simple, smart text. It's so simple, even a Luser like you can do it.