Such illustrations are non-refutable. Any act, deed, word, expression, statement, utterance, thought, opinion, or belief by the male is subject to the sole, subjective interpretation of the female, other external factors not-withstanding. Alibis, excuses, explanations, defenses, reasons, extenuation's, or rationalizations will not be entertained. Begging the female for mercy and forgiveness are acceptable under some circumstances, especially when accompanied by tangible evidence of contrition. These rules are subject to change as the female sees fit.
All rules are null and void under the PMS Exception Law.
New rules apply during different stages of a women's life.