Try eating big juicy pork sausages wrapped in elephant vomit. If you're old drink orange juice instead cause milk will probably hurt your stummy. They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and they're right cause it tastes good. In the Breakfast Happy Meal you can take apart the box and reassamble it to find the Ronald McDonald Secret Lair. If you go to the secret lair they give you free McDonalds food for life, but its hard to find because its under a bunch of rocks and stuff.
Breakfast is good, eat it and love it.