1954 Megaton-range thermonuclear weapons are tested on the Pacific island of Bikini Atoll. The island is subsequently renamed Notmuch Atoll. A blast of psychedelic music ushers in the Summer of Love, followed closely by the Autumn of Nasty Diseases and the Spring of Unwanted New Family Members. The preceding statements are actual quotes. The Eighties happened.
Details are sketchy.
Former football great O. J. Simpson is acquitted of the murders of his wife and her companion. He vows that he will not rest until he finds the real killers. O. J. looks in a mirror. O. J. rests. Dance sensation the Macarena takes America by storm.