Apparently pittsburg is a happening town now. It seems like every few years a previously hum-drum town becomes cool. In the early nineties it was seattle, then it was portland, oregon. Now it's pittsburg. I predict either boise, idaho or dayton, ohio.
All airports are the same.
The airport in pittsburg is the same as the airport in new york, which is the same as the airport in saint paul. The only difference is the airport gift shop. In pittsburg, they sell heinz tomato ketchup t-shirts and mugs, because heinz tomato ketchup is made there. In new york they sell the statue of liberty. I am struck dumb.