One of tha Cash Room bitches, Agnes, be havin' my shortie. I found out about a month ago. It's all gravy. But on this particula Friday, Agnes wasn't in no mood foe givin' skins. Instead, she gots tears in her eyes.
Bitches is always usin' tears to control they man.
I went to the doctor today. I'm pregnant with your child. Shit don't never faze tha H-Dog, but this time I gots to admit, I wuz pretty shook up. I thought that Agnes bitch be too old foe havin' shorties. Don' get me wrong, she one straight-up chickenhead freak, but, shit, if I'da known she'd get knocked up, I'da worn a jimmy hat.