Tobacco spit flume ride. All those empty seats are distracting. Part of a grand plan to make Florida Marlins overconfident next year. Mistake to let Don Knotts bat cleanup. Play so much golf during season thought lowest score wins.
Baseballs are harder to throw than explosives.
Didn't scratch themselves enough. Clothing optional in dugouts. Infield chatter must be in the form of a question. Knock out beer vendor with ball and you automatically win the game. Games will not start until the players' drugs have kicked in.