A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can. A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of t he furniture. A cat will always land in the softest place possible. A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed. A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
Although a cat can hear a can of tuna being opened a mile away, she can't hear a simple command three feet away. All cats in a given room will locate at points equidistant from each other, and equidistant from the center of the room. Cats think that if they can't see you, then you can't see them. Given enough time, a cat will land in just about any space. A cat's mass increases in direct proportion to the comfort of the lap she occupies.