However, a scruffy-looking plastic surgeon is probably headed for a psychotic break or is going through a divorce. The male physicians with the least glamorous wives are the most happy, while the female physicians with the least attractive husbands are the least happy. The female physicians with the biggest hair are psychiatrists and dermatologists. The two may be distinguished by the greater volume of makeup worn by the former. Ill-tempered physicians get the best treatment from the lab and the worst treatment from the nurses.
Congenial physicians get the worst treatment from the lab and the best treatment from the nurses.
Unlike nurses, laboratorians have just not mastered the art of passive-aggressiveness. Of course, there are exceptions to all generalizations, and, needless to say, present company is excluded.