The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read too fast. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them. The Menus all have Budweiser, Black Label, and old Milwaukee options. The monitor is up on blocks. Seven blue tick hounds are under the desk.
Deer jerky is in the desk drawer.
The optional screen saver consists of a picture of Ned Beatty with Dueling Banjos playing in the background. The six front keys have rotted out. The rest are covered with John Deer pocket savers. We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the Oklahoma Edition by mistake. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.