By deflating your companion's enthusiasm, you can cut conversations in half. Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease. I saved a man's life once. To call a child a poem may be a pretty metaphor, but it is a slur on the labor of art.
Bad gossip is stuff that is salacious, mean, and bitchy - the kind most people really enjoy.
No matter which sex I went to bed with, I never smoked on the street. Not in my house. The biggest sin is sitting on your ass. Patricia Schroeder 'A guilty conscience is the mother of invention. I don't care what you say.