4 Dear Dr Abuse Man, you really stress me out. All you do is yell and scream and be mean to people. Dear Dog, I would like to commend you on your selection of non de plume. Self awareness is a wonderous thing. Dog, you are a filthy hippy.
Arseholes get things done.
Arseholes are productive. I hate people who pretend to be something they aren't. Speaking from a position of ignorance, of stupidity, of sheer idiocy is not sexy. You are not a sex demi-god. You are, however, a berret wearing, pipe smoking, fart sniffing knob end.