There's about two weeks of sunshine a year and the inhabitants have eaten nothing but potatoes for a few hundred years. Yes, quite a pleasant place. Yeah, the paddies sure do know how to have a good time. They know how to have such a good time that these drunken, House of Pain listening, scully-cap wearing, Notre Dame tattooed motherfuckers feel a need to go out and kick the shit out of anyone that isn't ugly as them. Hey, ya' drunken mick bastard, after you're done kissing the Blarney Stone, you can lick my American balls.
Dagos are another group that has a lot of unfounded pride .
I mean, other than doing both at the same time. You can always find these greasy bastards driving their Monte Carlos with the Saint Christopher on the dashboard, various religious stickers on the windows, and an Italian Horn hanging from the rearview mirror. All that aside, Italians are really very bright people. And they also have exquisite taste. Also, the genders are really distinct.