Barber Humor Page Words of Wisdom and Folly by and about Barbers and Hair Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut. You can only scalp a customer once, but you can give him a haircut every two weeks. Any employee who smokes Spanish cigars, uses liquor in any form, or frequents pool and public halls, or gets shaved in a barber shop, will give me good reasons to suspect his worth, intentions, integrity and honesty.
Barbers first learn to shave by shaving fools.
A barber is the only person whose conversation you can follow, even though he talks over your head. A commuter shaves and takes the train, and then rides back to shave again. E. B. White You have to be as fully prepared for the dull game as you are for the great game, or else you won't be prepared for the great one. You're only as good as your last haircut. So long as gray hairs can be counted, they don't count.