Here's just a few reasons why I too am a freak of nature, whoring myself off at The Bruin just so you can blow off lecture. Let's take drugs, for instance. I started inhaling wart remover recently. It wasn't really because of the money or the danger aspect to it, but the thought of one day resorting to heroin suppositories just freaked me out. So I needed a new high.
Cocaine is just plain played out.
Marijuana is just a little too softcore for my tastes. Taking speed would just be redundant and futile. The question bothered me for a few months, and then I noticed this bump on my finger. Ever since then, Dr. Scholl's has been my Mr. Tambourine Man. I also take part in self-mutilation.