Incomplete entries will not be accepted. All entries become the property of Sponsors. By participating, entrants agree to these Official Rules, including all eligibility requirements. By entering this contest, you consent to Sponsors' use of your name for promotional purposes, including online announcements, without additional compensation, except where prohibited by law. Odds of winning depend upon the number of eligible entries received during the Entry Period.
All taxes are the sole responsibility of the winner.
No prize substitution, cash substitution, or assignment or transfer of prizes is permitted, except by Sponsors for reason of unavailability in which case a prize of equal or greater value will be awarded. In the unlikely event of a tie, the winners will be chosen based on the humorousness of their entries. The Sponsors' decisions are final with respect to all aspects of the contest. The winner will be notified by e-mail and telephone, if provided. If prize notification is returned as undeliverable or the winner fails to return the affidavits and release as specified, the winner will be disqualified and the prize forfeited.