Writing a SPAM-ku is easy. Just concentrate all your energy on the essence of SPAMness, then write down whatever comes to mind. But make sure that the words come out in 3 lines with 5 then 7 then 5 syllables.
Ants swarm the cold, greasy plate.
A suicide note. Count the syllables in each line. For example, check out one aficionado's haiku definition . Also, technically, SPAM senryu is closer to what we are doing than SPAM haiku, although the definition of haiku has been broadened by the Matsuyama Declaration . Return to the SPAM Haiku Archive home page .