Cell phones are bad for children.
Not because of radiation seeping into their impressionable little brains, accidents caused by chatting while riding a tricycle, or the possibility of swallowing one because, well, kids swallow anything that s too big to stick up their nose or in their ear. No, it turns out that cell phones can make them stupid. This is quite puzzling since it adds up to 117 percent. At least it does when I use the calculator function of my cell phone. Right, as if I can figure out how to access it.