A conclusion is often the place where you get tired of thinking. A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies. A man is not truly drunk until he can't lie on the floor without falling off Admiration is our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
All generalizations are false.
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about. Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.