Major does perform very elegant back flips, and she's beautifully sculpted, but I'm sad to say she's not real . She's a player model. Better luck next time stud. At least you know what a girl looks like now. I know the answer to that one.
Briefs are so unflattering.
When I'm president of the world wearing briefs will be a capital offence. Boxers on the other hand are flattering, healthy, and allow easy access in case of an emergency. You simply can't go wrong if you let the schlong hang long. Im a 20 year old male. Im stuck in a social circle I dont want to be in.