Clearly, managers in this situation deserve the most grandiose of titles because their positions are the most abstract. Now think about what you want in a physician. I don't think you want the abstract thinker here, or even the further removed medical researcher. On the academic side we find the same hierarchy. Go to college.
Academics are already abstract, so take a class from a competent teaching technician.
And God help you if you encounter a Professional Educator. Perhaps we should assign values to indicate the instantaneous level at which a doctor functions. When Click and Clack rant or rave on public radio, give them both a Doctor 7. If they actually touch a car, perhaps a Doctor -5. This is why the logic you displayed is not necessarily a bad thing.