A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to his embarrassment times the amount of human laughter. A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can. A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture. A cat will always land in the softest place possible. A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
It Doesn't Matter. There is no snooze alarm on a cat who wants breakfast. Dogs must always turn around three times before laying down. Never hold a cat and a Dustbuster at the same time A picture taken by my good friend, John Peterson Apparently, this standoff continued for about an hour. Save a great pet from being destroyed.