You can't strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. If you haven't much education you must use your brain. If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. Don't be sexist.
Broads hate that.
It is better to regret something you did, rather than to regret something you didn't do. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. It takes more money to amuse todays children than it took to educate their parents. Kids need love the most when they're acting most unlovable. Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper.