Anyone who watches Willard Scott with the hope that he'll mention their name on television. Morley Safer, unless he can somehow get 25 homers in his last 23 games. Visiting team automatically given six run head start. Most Yankees leave at the top of the 8th to beat traffic. Infielders always tripping over their lawn chairs.
Coaches give most of their hand signals to the beer vendors.
Have been using team practice to rehearse their World Series victory hug. On odd days, Derek Jeter volunteers with the Mets. Sometimes they let an American guy pitch. All Rights Reserved.