Fields Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder. If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomaches. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Youngman Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
Beer is good food.
Naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there. If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. It's better to have beer in hand than gas in tank. Life is too short to drink cheap beer. All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.