Jackie Mason I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. Too bad that all the people who know how to run this country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair. George Burns Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions.
Conservatives feel they deserve everything they have stolen.
With the collapse of vaudeville, new talent has no place to stink. When I bore people at a party, they think it is their fault. Turnip the music and dance Water freely with patience and cultivate with trust. May your life be blessed with passion, love and miracles.