Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats. If it's too loud, you're too old. I'll do the rest. The worst day fishing is better than the best day working. An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the Earth.
Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Die Yuppie Scum. Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it. Bite a minister. Honk if you love cheeses. Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.