Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.
Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some scary big guy named Psycho Bob. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off of a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away. All rights reserved. It really means a lot to us.