Sin of sins. Somewhere along the line, somebody got the notion that oatmeal is good for you, and now people put oatmeal in everything. Chocolate chip cookies are good, not good for you. This is comfort food, not medicine. Look, I'll tell you one last time.
Chocolate chips belong in chocolate chip cookies.
Oatmeal should be steaming in a bowl on a cold winter morning. Anybody tries to change this proper order of things, and I am going to contact my representatives in the legislative halls. All Rights Reserved.