Jump into the truck and speed away into the night. Congratulations You have successfully completed your training in Cow Tipping. The next step to your initiation is How to eat cow fries. What NOT to do while tipping a cow. Do not wear red.
Bulls are in the area.
Do not tug on the tail to check on sleeping status. This only aggravates them. Do not try to ride the cow like a horse. Do not try to milk the cow. Do not make friends with the cow.