Beer doesn't dis' you because you are a babe. A beer won't shove its hand up your dress at your graduation party. You don't have to fake it for a beer. Beer has no ego. A cold beer is a good beer.
Beer tastes good.
Beer doesn't leave you. It snuggles around your hips for a lifetime. A beer doesn't hate your cat. You can get six at once without taxing yourself. A beer doesn't mind if you don't finish.