Consortium of College and University Media Centers, Research Award. Dissertation Grant available for doctoral student working on housing or community development issues, partic US housing policy from the Association of Collegiate Schools of Planning. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing parade - at any time of year. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to the waist level on the man lying beside her.
All grocery bags contain at least one baguette.
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris. You are very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language - a German accent will do. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over.