I am alcohol. An archaeologist is a man whose career lies in ruins. Astronomy is to look in the sky and see the stars. An atheist is one who has no invisible means of support. An atheist is that frustrated person who, when he feels grateful, has no one to thank.
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
A banker is a man who will loan you money if you can prove to him you don't need any. A baseball fan is a spectator sitting 500 feet from home plate who can see better than an umpire five feet away. The Bible is a window in this prison-world through which we may look into eternity. The brain is the only part of the human machine that doesn't wear out. Probably because the brain is the only part that is never overworked.