Some nonbelievers out there place sticky pieces of paper upon the bumpers of their automobiles telling you to Kill Your Television. Well we say Hug Your Television. Television is beautiful. If you don't believe me, watch a new born baby. The purest of all creation.
Babies love television.
It is a natural instinct to watch televison. Humankind wandered the planet for centuries completely lost. We are now found via television. 24 hours a day. Praise Keith Shirley Laurie Danny Chris and Tracy and simone the dog.