The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who laboured the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her. Next Sunday Mrs Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday. The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir. He kills for food. The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you. My brain is my second favourite organ. I was an English Major myself.