A massive fucking lingerie explosion. Awake slowly, pulling tap pants off my face. Struggle to the toilet.
Cheap tricot slips underfoot.
Grab the wall, stop the world from spinning. The aspirin goes down. I stagger to find the source of the horrific ripping noise drilling my melon. She is in the other bed, her pillow streaked with makeup. A huge, evil lump, swaddled in shiny black nylon.