Never arrange paperwork in the right order, or even facing the right way. Put a few upside down and backwards. If you're very unfortunate and have to pay taxes, use a two or three party check. On top of paying with a third party check, pay one of the dollars you owe in cash. Write a little letter of appreciation.
Any letter received has to be read and stamped regardless of what it is or what it's on.
Write your letter on something misshapen and unconventional. Like on the back of a Kroger sack. 7. Big envelopes have to be torn and sorted differently than regular business size ones. An added bonus to the big envelope is that they take priority over other mail, so the workers can hurry up and deal with your mess. If you send two checks, they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form.