Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of your best jokes. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.
Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries annual budgets combined. It's dark when you drive to and from work, even in the summer. You know exactly how many days you've got left until you retire. Interviewees, despite not having the relevant knowledge or experience, terminate the interview when told of the starting salary. You see a good looking, smart person and you know it must be a visitor.