An airplane will kill you quick . . . Airplanes like to do it inverted. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection. Airplanes come with manuals.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
You can fly an airplane any time of the month. Airplanes don't have parents. Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong. Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown. When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at the same time.