Lately, though, I've realized that anger doesn't solve problems, anger is the problem. So nowadays when I get angry, it really pisses me off. Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.