Travel not required, but because we are in such dire need, you can if you want. Sick sense of humor necessary, as is the ability to glide through the water encased in a 2500 lb. faux shark suit. This could be the break you need to get into show business. Don't call us, call Mike Nelson's Enterprise, Miami Beach, FL, collect. Needed to improve the process of making something valuable out of something worthless.
Compensation includes enormous prestige and the satisfaction of a job well done.
Write to KP care of your nearest army recruiter. Not for the weak stomached. Must also be expert in legal issues relating to foodservice. Contact QP at your nearest navy recruiter. Vacancies exist in group of boys who will never grow up, created by the departures of members for whom the experience simply got old.