If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. A fool and his money are soon partying. Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation. Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. Half the people you know are below average. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.