Tie pin missing. Sad to see me leave. Need more Mountain Dew . Entire time in office a blur. Possibly consumed too much Mountain Dew .
Client extends offer of coffee.
Coffee different from Mountain Dew - black and bitter, not yellow and sweet. New video card installed. I m working at light speed. Regales me with tales of the Early Days of the Geeksquad in an attempt to calm me down. PM Mood changes from lit to sleepy.