It always surprises me that some things are so surprising that they even surprise people that nothing surprises any more. It is strange that 2 sailboats can sail different directions in the same wind. We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails. A bird does not sing because it has an answer it sings because it has a song. A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.
Children are like mosquitoes.
The moment they stop making noise, you know they are into something. When Satan reminds you of your past, you can remind him of his future. Good morning, this is God and I will be handling your problems today. I will not need your help. Have a good day.