A handy guide to the English language as spoken in Dairyland. A careful study of these terms is recommended before attempting conversation with the native cheese-heads. This is a starchy tuber grown and eaten in Wisconsin. Known as a potato outside of the state, this vegetable is usually eaten with meat. It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
Brats contain pork, beef, and spices.
Lots of spices. A brat-fry is the social equivalent of the New England Clambake or the Texas Barbecue. A bottle, can, or glass of beer. Ask where the water- fountain is, and the Wisconsinite will direct you to the nearest bubbler. Obviously invented by someone who hated to cook, this is definitely an acquired taste.