The Varsity Show is intended solely for the entertainment and enlightenment of the Columbia community through the best production possible. The Varsity Show is a unique organization. It is not a political organization, not a theatre club, not a democratic student group, not a partisan body. All are welcome to participate, no one is required to, and a sense of humor is necessary.
Auditions are selective because the stage is small and because the world is a hard, hard, place.
Not everyone will make it into the ensemble. The ensemble is chosen by the Production Team to best suit the show nothing less, nothing more. Though working with a staff advisor, with the Office of Student Activities, and with the student government structure, the Varsity Show does not report to anyone. The Varsity Show does not censor itself for reasons of religion, politics, race, creed, or taste, and it will not allow anyone else to do so either. If you're not offended, we're not doing our job.