There are times when you can win by losing. Go slow, of course. But only a driven fool would try to be the slowest turtle in the world. Enter Mortimer, a turtle with a dream. The Hyannis Kid takes on the Trickster in a World Wrestling Federation Steel Cage Match.
Behemoths are huge, lumbering beasts with no sense of direction.
It follows that placing a wager on a Behemoth race would be a bit of a gamble. And winning might not always bring what you expect. A demolition derby of sorts in a warped future. For starters, there aren't any cars in this story. See what happens when a sports team is so established that it's easier to move the fans than the teams, even when it means moving them to another planet.