I put my shoes on but remembered far too late My secret Spam stash. The simple pleasure of blooming geraniums lifts my eyes from work. Now that's a proper haiku, as found in one of a handful of serious haiku sites on the web. In the late autumn when leaves wither and fall down, my nose crumbles off. Now that's an improper haiku, as found in a site on the World Wide Web dedicated to haiku about leprosy.
Bones is just bitchy.
We have here evidence of a high-tech, haiku renaissance led by a culturally prominent luncheon loaf. I thought you should know about it.