Doggy door on oval office 9. Goodbye Whitewater scandal, hello toilet bowl water scandal 7. Washington Monument replaced with hundred-story fire hydrant 6. U.S. might have more coherent foreign policy 5. Secret service and CIA dispatched to catch that little chuck wagon 3.
Country really run by dog's smarter poodle wife.
You've Gone To a Bad Veterinarian 10. Two weeks later, your dog coughs up a rubber glove. Diploma looks a lot like menu from Chinese restaurant. He has a lot of posters up advertising cockfights. He himself wears one of those big funnel shaped dog collars.