Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay things like thish.
Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.