There is a short grace period at the beginning of the ride where you can initiate dialogue. Anyway, here are a few ways not to start a conversation on the bus. Nice to meet you. I know John Marnell. Nice to meet you.
Cabbages fly at midnight.
You're from Seattle. I have an uncle who lives in Wichita. I apologize if this wasn't funny and, or a waste of your time. I also apologize if you actually have started conversations in this manner and think I am mocking you.