So I guess that makes me a bad parent. I've never seen anyone that happy since I let Brian Larson wear my bear-hat. Seeing as she was only my fifth monkey, I think I still get a little room for errors anyway. Same thing applies for digital monkeys. Sure, I may kill them left and right, but come on, I'm a new parent.
All new parents get to make a few mistakes.
The program never said he was an alien monkey, but with a name like Klemnon VI he's gotta be extra-terrestrial. He had an alien's name. The photo to the left was back in the days when I was foolish enough to trust Cosmo for parenting tips. That's Klemnon VI sporting a new fall fashion from Calvin Klein. Yep, old school parenting.