If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Indolence is the mother of poverty. May I always be the kind of person my dog thinks I am. Justice is when the decision is in your favor. Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there. Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. The key to failure is trying to please everybody. A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.