There's a hole in the ozone layer approximately the size of Roseanne Barr that was caused by hairspray. It's how UFO's get to Earth. A brand-new radioactive gas has been found in basements. It's called radon and it causes cancer in a matter of weeks and worse, plays hell with resale values. The Japanese and French are building incredibly fast levitating trains that have really super conductors on them.
All scientists cheat on their data, on their spouses, and on their income taxes.
Many women believe that an alcoholic binge will have no ill effects on the unborn fetus, but that is a large misconception. Gravity tells us why an apple doesn't go to heaven. A parallel straight line is one that, when produced to meet itself, does not meet. To remove air from a flask, fill the flask with water, tip the water out and put the cork in quick. A vacuum is an empty space where the Pope lives.