It's like a Certs breath mint. Instead of two, two, two mints in one, you have three, three, three people in one. Oh, stop complaining. Then me and Joe stop, think, and get drunk. Being drunk helps us think.
Booze creates confusion.
Without confusion, there is no fun. Me and Joe saw some bums. We like bums. 67 bums sitting together doing bumly things like boozing, complaining and pointing at things. We joined the bums.