This is a listing of amusing alternative computer errors, messages, and quotes. A couple are real, most are just for fun. If you are not a computer oriented person, this won't make much sense to you. For those of us who use them every day, this is a riot.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Computers are not intelligent, they only think they are. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. Take OLD bugs out, put NEW ones in. Go stand in the corner.