This is what we got, folks. I stuck this here because this looked boring without a graphic. America's favorite pastime. A game that has united a nation, created heroes, destroyed relationships, cured cancer, gave us the Cleveland Indians, Got Madonna and Geena Davis into a movie together, and spurned about 392 cable channels. Lord knows we need more cable channels.
Baseball is a game of honor.
A game of wits. A game of athletic superiority. A game of champions. I watched a game on TV the other day for the first time in my life without being intoxicated. I came to the horrible discovery that unless you are drunk off your ass and in a group of people that are also about to pass-out or have some other activity such as driving railroad spikes into your feet to keep you occupied, I honestly believe you can die from boredom watching a Baseball game.