The chicken will cross the road in June. All other chickens are brain-damaged. But I believe chickens will be important Real Soon Now. Just as soon as I get back from speaking to the AARP and finish my next book with Larry Niven.
All chickens are part of the same meta-chicken.
It only thinks it did. The chicken was fine just where it was. The chicken was a racist. Well, maybe the chicken crossed the road and maybe it didn't. Due to downward compatability problems, the Chicken will not cross the road, it will go around.