Put sunscreen and shoes on kids, head out to zoo. Weather nice and kids happy. Feel like competent mother despite less than 4 hours sleep last night. Feed children lunch, change diapers, nurse baby. Enjoy three year old s giggles as she feeds goats.
Baby starts screaming.
Meanwhile three year old decides it s fun to play with gravel in front of goat pen. Use diaper wipes to clean goat saliva and gravel dust off three year old. Take both children onto carousel. Try to persuade three year old we can come back to ride the carousel another day. Put on Dumbo for three year old.