One day, two blondes were driving to Disneyland. As they passed through Anaheim, they saw a sign on the freeway that said, Disneyland Left. So they turned around and went home. A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and Santa Claus were all walking down the street. Luckily for the dumb blonde, she was able to get to the money first, her friends didn't exist.
Blondes are too biased.
I once knew a suicide blonde, she dyed by her own hands. A blonde went into a pizza parlor. Oh, goodness, six please, said the blonde. I don't think I could ever eat twelve. One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park.