He has a collection of pieces written in 'funny English' excerpted from various sources. Here is a gem - a sample of 'Indian English', if you will. This is from the New Yorker, April 7, 1986. It is very difficult to prepare meals and go to Office. No reliable cook is available.
Children are in a haste to go to school.
I am terribly upset. Now very tasty protein Rich Nutritious Dhideerex Sambar Bath, Rasam Bath and Cooked Rice is ready for Curd Bath and Puliyodharai Mix. Mix the cooked Rice with Curd-Curd Bath is ready. Mix cooked Rice with Sri ganesh Ram's Dhideerex Dhideer Rice Puliyodharai Extract. Perumal Koil Puliyodharai is ready for noon lunch while in office and to the school children also.