The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. Guaranteed to be at least 5000 years old. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Chemistry is applied theology.
Statement presented by a human and accepted by a computer in such a manner as to make the human feel as if he is in control. Deadlines are merely strong suggestions. When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last. Dumb and illiterate. Shit happens every day except Saturday.