From here on in, it's all reader contributions. Thanks for all the wonderful contributions that have come in so far The list continues . Not all bad guys wear black. In fact, most don't. Never piss off Dragon Maidens.
Chances are, they have a mace hidden under their skirts.
Mazoku Lords are not nice. It doesn't matter if they look like a 10 year old or a giant lobster thing. Never ask a guy with purple hair a hard question. Don't use a certain rock as an anchor, he may be really mad when he comes back up. Never trust a guy with a southern accent and funny lookin' chef hat to catch you a dragon.