There is a condition whereby I'll double it, but I'll have to talk that over with Sophie. She may not be that kind of girl. Don't get me wrong, this is not about making fun of the hospital, or the people who donate money. It's about wanting to see celebrities do some good for a change. We all want to see that, surely, after all we've given to them.
Celebrities get it too easy.
Most of the time they're hiding behind scripts, publicity departments, make-up artists. It's time they gave something back. It's time for them to emerge from behind the barrier of fame, mingle with the common folk, and whore themselves for charity. And you can't tell me it wouldn't work. One hundred dollars gets you a look at Sophie's breasts.