But my mentor says to wait another year. As all followers of Ms. Mentor know, October is Exploding Head Syndrome Month. She recommends costumes, kicking pumpkins, and attending to tales of virtue rewarded. The wily fellow had been claiming a Ph.D. he did not possess. Ms. Mentor continues to welcome triumphant crowings, heartfelt fulminations, plaintive queries, and gossip of all kinds.
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