Groucho Marx . She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech. George Barnard Shaw . The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. Henry Kissinger .
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. Herb Caen . The cocktail party is a device for paying off obligations to people you don't want to invite for dinner. Charles Smith . Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.