Your Kid Is Going To A New York City School 10. Entire student body ties for last place in spelling bee. Math homework always seems to be about prisoners trading cigarettes. Every driver's ed class ends with lesson on dumping bodies in New Jersey.
Cafeteria suddenly has plenty of beef the day after that runaway bull was shot.
If you don't bribe teachers, your kid gets obstructed view seating. That cultural field trip to see the new Adam Sandler movie. Art class was canceled when the theater ate all the paint. MC2 is Hammer's old name.