There's a running story of a neighbor boy who gets badly hurt every time he is around Gord. His blood splatters a crowd. In another scene, Gord is visiting a friend in the hospital and, because it is a hospital none of us have ever been in, there is a pregnant woman going into labor right next to Gord's friend. Gord must deliver the child while two other patients play tambourines. Gord delivers, bites the child's umbilical cord, then swings the child around like a lasso.
Blood again splatters the room.
You have to wonder where the supervision was on this film and who allowed the title to refer to a false accusation of child molestation by Gord's character. It's one of the worst attempts at comedy I've ever seen in film. It is possible to laugh during this film, maybe even a lot. I did a few times. But those scenes are offset with such a stupid story and ridiculous sight gags that to continue and analyze it borders on useless.