Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco. A fool and his money are soon partying. The only problem with immortality is that it goes on forever. Our minds are like parachutes , they only work when open. If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone.
Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.
When we ask advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice. I think that is how dogs spend their lives. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies. Insanity is my only means of relaxation.