Yesterday I was starting to wonder if I'd come back from my trip with malaria, hepatitis, or some kind of foul intestinal funk. Probably just ate some bad Chinese food. I woke up early in the morning and came completely uncorked at both ends, felt slightly feverish and weak for the whole day, which I spent on or near the sofa. Spent about 21 hours of the last 24 lying down, sleeping or thereabouts. Feeling much better today.
Coffee is ready.
I never get up this early-it's only possible today because I couldn't sleep any more. And take a shit post haste. Hope it's a solid one. Update-it was soft, but quick and painless. Probably the coffee.