Yeah, I sure do like that title. I'll probably just spend a lot of time talking to people on the telephone, trying to get them to buy gift-certificate books, and trying to work off this immense gut. You can't make judgments about the world. You can only observe phenomenon, and respond in a way that most benefits you. Tell them that it is not your responsibility to fix what is wrong with the world, and if he or she want to waste their lives on stupid crusades, then by all means he or she is going to do it alone.
Censorship is un-American.
Trust no one. Eat red meat. Give me liberty or give me death. And now Yankee Rose.