Either call a sewage worker or clean the litterbox. That siamese keeps bothering me. But I HAD to attack him. You had better not adopt that calico kitten. It's embarrassing to know that she can hunt better than I can.
Cats are the best.
I will now run around the house for no apparent reason. Hey, look, my scratch pad is broken because you stepped on it. I NEED to use the couch. Uh-oh, he got away. Next time I'll go faster.