A fool and his money are soon partying. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Half the people you know are below average. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.