See you in Mass General, jackass. Hot dogs are a dollar - backrubs are fifty cents. The meat for these things came from an MIT science project. This hot dog wins the World Series of maggots. We're gonna add a Mike Piazza-style mustache to the Statue of Liberty.
City ordinance says in Subway Series, the mayor bats cleanup.
Just think what this is doing to John Rocker. It's easy to get cheap applause by saying crap like that. I won't have that uneasy feeling I get when Don Zimmer's out of town. Our players could beat you even if losing didn't mean certain death. Years of indoor plumbing have made you Americans soft and weak.