Luis, you speak English very well. No, actually I can't, because I can't admit that I'm just an actor performing a fake testimonial about a job service I've never used. I won't even be receiving a taped copy of my performance, but I did get a free meal of peanuts, vanilla wafers and some day-old veggie platter between shots. You too can be on a late night infomercial for no pay, no tape copy and no credit.
Audience wildly applauds.