The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds. God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.
Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever.
A man is not defined by his memories, but by his actions. We must embrace not only the light of life but also life's darkness. A fair face may fade, but a beautiful soul lasts forever. Those who are at war with others are seldom at peace with themselves. A day above ground is a good one.