Over the past few years, it's come to the attention of my comrade br0k, and I that babies, that is younger humans, are perhaps the largest waste of time, energy, and flesh. Quite simply babies, who much of society claims are the cutest most wonderful life-affirming property to have in ones possession, are annoying. This is not something that we've just come up with on a whim, its something that has been years in the making. Babies are allowed an enormous amount of leeway. Flexibility we would never give to any other members of society.
Babies are loud, annoying, and dirty.
Humans that are too loud, too often are frowned upon and sometimes even handed prison sentences, community service, or hefty fines. When babies are found committing the same crimes we smile at them, and make googly eyes, trying anything to appease them. People who are unclean are avoided at all costs, and eventually these foul citizens are sent to the local YMCA or psychiatric wards. Of course not, no one does. Bye Bye Babies.