A big blowhard gourmet chef does not necessarily double as a wilderness cook. Jerri is two-faced. Fire may represent life, but sometimes it only means . . . Being tall doesn't ensure you have a spine. Jerri is a backstabbing, conniving, no-talent harpy.
Chocolate releases the same endorphins as sex.
Cow brains and mangrove worms taste pretty good if you're hungry enough. Malnutrition makes your hair fall out. The Pontiac Aztek has a radio. Jerri wouldn't know a piece of jerky from her own grass. When it comes to makeup, such as pig's blood, less is more.