We've caught Dianitis, a disease afflicting those who dine on too many editorials and not enough hard news. Symptoms of Dianitis include aching, sneezing, a stuffy head, and occasional cold sores. They also include unrestrained outbreaks of opinion pieces.
Antibiotics are on their way.
Fortunately, this particular epidemic of Dianitis has mutated into a refined strain focusing on a few tiring ethical questions involving celebrities and the media. Humans have a built-in Short Attention Span antibody that should kill the strain in no time. Dianitic opinions abounded, many calling Graglia a racist. Dianitic cases emerge from the strangest places. We all laughed when we heard that several backwoods Kentuckians had come down with Mad Squirrel Disease after eating squirrel brains.