Incidentally, I am always open to barter proposals. However, there will be no misrepresentation and raunchy is not acceptable. Yes, I truly do love telling people where to go and how to get there. In today's world, creativity, caution and safeguards are quite useful, often mandatory and available on the receiving end too. Whatever you have in mind is most likely arrangeable, just ask.
All communications are completely confidential.
Proof of ID is required. Get your money's worth, they're not free anymore. Fortunately, the nice officer loved the notoriety. Use who for people and named animals. Its is correct as possessive without the apostrophe.