The Republican Party, doing whatever it takes to stay in office. We see two men in elephant suits carrying a man, kicking and screaming, into the craft. Camera pans in, and we see the man is West Virginia Senator Robert Byrd. Vote Republican on November 3rd. Looper stands next to a pickup truck parked alongside a pumpkin patch.
Blood covers the inside of the truck's windshield.
Wild party scene. While rap music plays in the background, Jesse Helms, Newt Gingrich, Bob Barr, and Trent Lott dance with Rue Paul, Greg Louganis, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, Courtney Love, Jose Feliciano, Snoop Doggy Dog, and a goat. A silent montage of shots of President Clinton. In each one, he picks up a cigar, rolls it in his fingers, sniffs the end, and then lights up. Sure, we've got Bob Packwood, but we're not that kinky.