Never tell her friends something in confidence, she will find out. Yeah right, I haven t watched that crap since eighth grade. Never ask her if it s a good size. As long as she has sex with you, you don t really need to know. If she is in a bad mood, never assume she is on her period.
Assumption is the mother of all fuckers.
Never criticize your girlfriend s blowjobs. Remember her teeth are right next to your cock. Never go out with Debi. If your girlfriend asks what part of her body is the sexiest, you are trapped, the question is loaded. Never make fun of your girlfriend s friends.