The statisticians reported to the Dean of Mathematics that some people were just too weak. Stronger individuals needed the assistance of the button to get past the door's inertia. One statisticians said that the weight of the door was not actually taken and there was a possibility that people were just too lazy to open the door themselves. He is now recovering in the hospital from multiple beatings. As a result, the Dean of Mathematics has demanded that Plant Ops bypass the normal five year processing of requests and replace the door with a lightweight material that can be opened by all.
Current reports indicate that administration is now deciding between paper or plastic.