99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Honk if you love peace and quiet. Remember, half the people you know are below average. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.