Any nitwit can understand computers. Any program that runs right is obsolete. Don't bother striking any key. Art is a lie that lets us recognize the truth. Better to be silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove it.
Computers are useless.
They can only give you answers. A primitive life form at the bottom of the food chain. Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate. I am a computer, dumber than any human and smarter than an administrator. If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.