Remember there are three kinds of cows. If you are considering going into the cow business, be sure to build fences and buy feed first. You can then better judge by how much money you have left if you can afford more than one cow. Cows are always suspicious of your motives unless you are pouring out their favorite feed right where they want it to be. Cows are not normally deep thinkers except when they are chewing their cuds.
Cows always know which way the wind is blowing from and point to it with their rears.
If you wear tennis shoes while working with cattle , every one of them will pick on you. Cows are slow thinkers and don't like to be rushed. Always wait till a cow has her head pointed into the squeeze chute before you use the hot shot. Wear your baseball cap when working cattle. Cows hate western hats and will knock it right off your head and stomp on it.