Pool filters do not like Jello. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. The fire department in San Jose has at least a 5 minute response time. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy. It will however make cats dizzy.
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
You are constantly looking for a thesis in novels. You understand jokes about Foucoult. The concept of free time scares you. You consider caffeine to be a major food group. The professor doesn't show up to class and you discuss the readings anyway.