Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog. Coffee, chocolate, men. Some things are just better rich. Don't treat me any differently than you would the queen. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun. Guys have feelings too. I did it right the first time. Do not start with me. You will not win.