We've seen them a zillion times already. Send 'em to us only if they're truly bizarre. We mean it. Include the URL and a brief description of the item. But sweetie, you asked Santa to bring you a doll for Christmas.
Auctions has a category titled junk mail .
Sometimes the title really does say it all. For years this exquisite piece graced the vestry of St. Serotonin's in Westchester. Now, it can be yours. Ebay wasn't around when I was in Jr. High, or I might've tried to sell my poetry , too. Hebrew alphabet Nun Tiger Educational Toy .