Aliens make potato chips with healthy plastic fat. Aliens make sporting equipment from compressed dung. Aliens no sun glasses, giant black eyes already look like 50s spy sun glasses. Aliens have no tinny walkman, they glue speakers direct on giant bald egg heads. Each alien has own logo.
Aliens hear old tunage, puke out all kidneys from ear-pain.
Make new plan, stan. Press self-deconstruct button on Voyager. DJ will be self, to moisten alienettes. Glue Golden Record with primo content to new satelite, blast out to aliens in distant consternations. Universe-big party, hand join gripper join mucus tentacle in swaying love encore.