Hello students, mah' Great Ivo'y Cheeks would likes t' trow out some special greeting t'all incomin' freshman students. Especially dose wid excepshunal buns. After all, it be not yo' GPA o' SAT's dat gots ya into dis fine institushun, but it be yo' B-QET's. Bun Quality Efficiancy Test. Only cheeks uh de highest repute are selected to dis university.
All udders are subject t'years uh relentless bun tonin'.
Of course yo' buns may neva be as pure as de pedigrees attached beneef mah'self. Dear Naked Guy, I am a Freshman and don't know any jive at all. I am begging your pasty flaps to grace me with their knowledge. It will take the molding of both Ebony and Ivory Buns to answer this question, so I will once again call upon P-train. Do not fear freshies, we have provided a guide for things you may need to translate in the near future.