It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. A closed mouth gathers no feet. If you look like your passport picture-you probably need the trip. Always yield to temptation-because it may not pass your way again.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. Middle age is when broadness of mind and narrowness of hips change places. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.