You're my dream come true. Except for the part where you're trying to kill me. Why Spike Likes Being a Vampire 10. There's more and more air pollution every year. The Internet gets a lot faster after 3 am.
Blood tastes pretty good.
Getting rid of an annoying colleague takes only a sharp stick and a dustbuster. If the computer goes kaput, you don't have any silly moral qualms about breaking into a shop and stealing another one. Leather never truly goes out of style. You don't have to worry about putting change in the parking meters. 9. Amuse yourself by thinking about how high your blood pressure is going to be at your yearly check-up tomorrow.