Electronic copies of this document may be distributed freely, provided that this notice accompanies all copies. So now you have to get rid of that tree. He didn't care for the colored electric lights, either. That tree's gonna die, Dad. That electricity was produced with coal, Dad.
Coal means carbon dioxide.
Kill a tree, fill a dump, suffocate a planet, but have a happy holiday. Well listen up, kid. You're dead wrong. The environmentally conscious dad like me deposits his tree at the bottom of a landfill. A deep landfill, where it won't rot, won't decompose, won't do anything except sit tight for about a million years.