Ya see, thats what some one who cant turn a phrase comes up with.
Dimes are out, calling cards are in.
You didn't add anything to the original, you just cribbed it and made it more awkward. What I added, on the other hand, was the opportunity to call you a son of a bitch in a friendly way, while retaining my bland, milquetoast framework. Having won this argument, I now officially end it.