The following is an account of how this all started, where it went and what happened in between. Knowing Rick, I'm sure there's a number of things in here that will get both of us in a fair amount of trouble, but this is as close to the truth as you're going to get. From Rondo Talbot's New World Dictionary. Monkey butt'' mon-kee butt, add. A condition wherein a person has been riding dirt bikes so long, his ass starts to look like the monkeys and baboons in the zoo.
Coloration is often reddish or purple and the area looks inflamed.
The condition is self-induced and is improved with a few days abstention from the activity of dirt bike riding. No known cure exists for the malady. The stories you are about to read are true, for the most part. OK, so some of them are bullshit. Or maybe halt true and half bullshit.