Involve yourself in extra-curriculars, achieve stellar grades, and jump into challenging internships that will look just stunning on your resume. Attract men, at all costs, but maintain your feminist side just so they never see you sweat. Be charming, smile pretty, but never appear dependent on men for your happiness. After all, you are too smart for that. For men, the requirements are somewhat different.
Confidence is the key.
Women take away from your studies, so do not ever get too involved. Oh, and most importantly, as the key to social success in any college setting, even at Brown, drink large amounts of beer. You are smart, and you get great grades, but, hell, you still know how to have a great time. For both men and women, wear only J-Crew. It is the mentality that we must be everything, or nothing, that breeds senioritis.