I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car. All generalizations are false. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Go stand in the corner. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand. You have the right to remain silent.