I read my horoscope every day in my local paper, The Mountain Times, in Rutland, Vt., said Canfield-Lenfest. There s always something I can find. My friend Alyson is a Leo too, and it s odd considering we re different people, but we can both always find a way to relate to the same forecast. Some would attribute this to sheer luck or optimistic thinking, but Canfield-Lenfest said she believes there are certain qualities people born at different times of the year possess, which allow people to predict accurate horoscopes. Whether horoscopes are right or not, it doesn t matter for freshman biology major Bryan Kavanaugh.
All horoscopes give happy predictions.
I never read mine because I just get my hopes up. If they were for real, they d have bad stuff happen. Maybe then they d be right more often. Bodyboarding Magazine offers a section called Horrorscope, which gives readers an extra-strength dose of the truth that lies ahead that month. That s chiefly because you re one of the stupidest people in the whole world.