Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. Don't be sexist.
Broads hate that.
Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. First, God created man. Then he had a better idea. Grow your own Dope. Plant a man.