Animal crackers are an invaluable teaching aid. A roof in need of serious repairs will not allow water to ruin ceilings inside the house. Cats can kill a person by jumping on them. Being sprayed with urine will not wake you up. Cats have giant bladders.
Cats can claw their way through a wooden door in seconds.
Never lie down in a driveway. Felines can only be destroyed by applying high voltage current. A cat hit the car and knocked it off the road. Now the tow truck driver finds a perfectly good truck, in the middle of the driveway, so he tows it. No I don't think you're lying now, I always think you're lying.