Stuff things to do when you are bored 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back. Call an insurance company and try to insure gold plated condoms. Change is inevitable except from vending machines. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Drive your car downtown, backwards.