So many losers, so little time. Full of bravado, he says Quebec will leave Canada by Jan. 1, 2000. Slowly, surely, the numbers keep going up. There'll be 38 on the government benches. As for the Tories, the good news is their women's contingent is as large as the whole of their last caucus.
Bad news is that's only two.
But I hear that Frank, he's pretty good at that French kissing. Chretien said he wasn't worried that the couple are American, haven't been north of Niagara Falls, failed to name any province and consistently referred to the PM as Mr. President at yesterday's press conference. Besides, no one else wanted the job. Kathie Lee, wearing a big smile and the best of her Wal-Mart collection, said she is looking forward to bringing Canadians together. I plan to spend a lot of time in downtown Vancouver learning about the language and culture.