All women are size 6 or smaller.
All men are seducible if they are straight.
All physicians are also trained psychiatrists. In medicine, you can work your way up the ladder from resident to chief of staff in 2 seasons. In advertising, you can work your way up the ladder from receptionist to VP in 2 episodes. You don't need to be legally sane to practice medicine. If you crush your wrist in a waffle iron, you only need an ACE bandage.