I'd have to guess that a woodchuck could chuck about three cockloads of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Well, we can edit that out, later. Fucking better not. Statistical studies done on woodchucks that have been surgically altered to be able to chuck wood, has shown that the average amount of chucked wood was actually 2.6 cockloads. Wow, like, man.
Camera cuts to a shot of the middle row, left square.
Bo'dZilla, Bo'dZuki, and Bo'dJingaro are decked out in their blonde best. The hair is so high it's scraping against the top of the box. There is about 5 minutes of this blonde-talk. . . . Well, first you have to knock out the phone lines. Then you devastate the transportation channels into the city.