Michael Jackson Let's see now. Then tell a joke about molesting children. Urkel I actually tend to like Urkel impressions, even though they're hack. You're a fat black hack with a hat. We all know the stereotypes.
Blacks play basketball, eat watermelon, and break dance.
Black hacks have not overlooked this. I'm out stealing your shit right now. The idea here is to talk to someone in the audience and find out where they live. Once you have found out their location, tell them that you're going out to rob their house during the show. Or tell them that your buddy is out stealing their car right now.