5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park. We'll stripmine the other planets later. Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot. If you drink, don't park.
Accidents cause people.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. Trade them for valuable prizes. Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings. Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.