Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. The real reason you can't take it with you is that it goes before you do. Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it. Always drink upstream from the herd. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. Experience is a wonderful thing. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.