Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens. The fire department in San Diego has at least a five-minute response time. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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