Sleds are guillotines waiting to happen. Backwoods people think Oprah is a philosopher. Having your face crushed into a box full of Christmas ornaments sucks. Getting clothes off to have sex, during the winter, can take a while. Hair dryers are excellent weapons against snowmen.
Aerosol cans are more destructive than dynamite.
Dunking your kid in engine coolant is okay under certain circumstances. Oh, to be in the same shot. That looks like crap with marshmallows in it. Obviously a doll having it's face stuffed into Christmas ornaments. 45 mins-Manners, you are such a dickhead.