Then I will give Saddam a nice dog to be his friend. The dog will give Saddam the attention he craves. Saddam will be satisfied and no longer will engage in destructive, attention-getting provocations and wars. Many world leaders take their problems out on other people and other nations because they are frustrated by their pet cat. Saddam's cat does not return his affection.
Cats drive world leaders crazy, causing much reckless behaviour.
Just look at how the Clintons' cat, Socks, nearly destroyed the Presidency by driving Bill Clinton to seek satisfaction elsewhere. I expect Justice nominees to have a strong record of deflating lawyers' egos and slashing compensation awards. I will rally one million dogs to volunteer to help third graders. Phonics is for reading, Paw-nics for math. Today America faces a crisis in hair care.