A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back. Call an insurance company and try to insure gold plated condoms. Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Drive your car downtown, backwards. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Eat Dirt Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. Glue your roommates dress shoes to the floor.