They know not of the evenings ahead, which will be spent craving Gumby's Pokey Stix and Frosty shakes from Wendy's. They will hungrily and thankfully consume mass quantities of ramen noodles and curse any and all establishments that will not take checks in the amount of less than a dollar. The four basic food groups normally include vegetables, meat, grains and fruits. College students are aware of this as well, but they take an artistic license in its interpretation. Mint chocolate chip ice cream is green and therefore is at least in part a vegetable.
Beer is made with yeast and therefore is a source of grains.
Strawberry Pop Tarts count as fruit, and meat is obtained through pizza toppings and extra value meals at any fast food joint. Creativity is quintessential. Sleep, to the average college student, is what happens in between parties and what is chemically postponed during finals week. The sleep phenomenon is evident in the dormitory when the next Introduction to Music Literature paper is due. The student teaching assistants also are hanged in effigy next to many a laptop.