Honk if you love peace and quiet. Remember, half the people you know are below average. Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don t get sucked into jet engines. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. I intend to live forever - so far, so good. Borrow money from pessimists - they don t expect it back.