Karate after shave is better at killing germs than Domestos. All people called Julian carry the mark of the evil one. 3,500,000 washing-up liquid bottles went into the making of Star Wars . People only started to notice when The Nine O'Clock News was read from the set of the alien planet used in Doctor Who that week. Fleetwood Mac spent five years finding someone named Fleetwood so that their name would make sense.
All wind is caused by lots of people eating hot curries.
This document is maintained by Andrew Burford and was last updated on 30th October 1998.