The General Delivery University is proud of its record as an institution of affordable education whose diplomas are available to almost anyone. You can fill in your name and the degree you want. Applicants for diplomas must have an age. All GDU graduates must be of or have character, and are required to furnish proof thereof upon request. Such proof may include a major bank credit card.
Character is synonymous with existence and access to money.
The General Delivery University is committed to providing equal educational opportunity for all qualified students. Applications must be received. The grounds and properties of the General Delivery University and all of its subsidiary and interlocking corporations and limited liability companies are owned for the use and benefit of those corporations and limited liability companies. Such properties are devoted to and maintained for the sovereign function of supplying art work and related goods and earning a reasonable rate of return on the common equity of the stock and real estate. As such these properties are not places of unrestricted public access and are in fact private property with all the right and privileges associated with private property.