He who laughs last, thinks the slowest. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. When everything's coming your way, chances are you're in the wrong lane. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
No one is listening until you make a mistake. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. Two wrongs are only the beginning. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.