Windoze users can click here to get TZPlay. Carrying those 16-gallon kegs downstairs is a real pain. Assuming that a condition of parole or marriage limits you to one a month, you are already making the most of difficult circumstances. When the spasms get bad, just try to remember that a bad back is worth its weight in disability payments. That's a tester.
Criminal law leaves it wide open, like the wild west.
But despite Dan Quayle's noble effort to stop all these frivolous lawsuits, you can still be blamed for rolling a cart into a pond or missing a few corners when a grand prix breaks out through the woods. By the way, if you bump into Dan on the course, give him a cold one and tell him thanks for trying. Twenty years ago after a bad round of golf and many good rounds at the 19th hole I bought a set of left-handed clubs. I am right-handed. Golfing left-handed has improved my game, but has caused a problem I haven't been able to figure out.