That noisy baby awaked me. Give up, sleep with feet everywhere. Mommy's alarm goes off. Big girl whines because she's not much of a morning person. Little girl wakes up and cries again.
Daddy hides under pillow.
Little girl demands breakfast. Little boy demands breakfast. Big girl almost wets herself trying to fight her way to potty, while Mommy changes diapers, brushes teeth and struggles to get dressed with a child-shaped tumor hanging off her leg. Daddy grabs another pillow, gives up, takes little boy to potty. Little girl on floor of bedroom promptly begins eating her big sister's picture books.