Really young gamblers need a role model. Ten million Pete Rose wigs already shipped to Hall of Fame gift shop. If suspended, might reveal identity of San Diego Chicken. Might go play baseball in Japan and develop comercially viable superconductor during the offseason, which would increase Japan's ever-widening economic supremacy over the United States. No casino greeter jobs currently open.
Baseball needs professional wrestling pizzazz of being fixed.
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