It's time for soundcheck. We have found a way to get Watt so pissed off he might have a cardiac arrest. We start telling him that his girlfriend is with some punker with a mohawk now that he's away from home. He always goes for it and gets mad and calls us a bunch of motherfuckers. Another thing to do to pass the time is to get Watt and D. Boon into one of their epic arguments.
Chances are that they already disagree.
Don't take any shit from him unless you're scared of him. After that you just get out of the way. Boon and Watt will go at it like Siamese fighting fish. We have been listening to Mike's tapes because he gets so freaked out about who gets to play what and he starts talking about fascism when someone puts something in the deck. He has been put in charge of playing music just to shut him up.