So much is happening so fast in the world. Even the cows are going crazy. Docile, easygoing cows. It hardly seems fair.
Cows are nice.
Even cats don't deserve to go mad. My head spins, trying to absorb all the news and make a little sense of it. But not that much sense can be made of a lot that happens nowadays, Take, for instance, the fact a professional shortstop is getting paid tens of millions of dollars a summer, while there are people elsewhere in the country, like second basemen, who work just as hard picking up ground balls and swinging a bat, but have to get by on just a million or two a year. If it isn't one thing, it's another. I was still trying to figure out what was so bad about Bjork's dress at the Oscars, when China unexpectedly snatched our reconnaissance plane that was up there just flying around minding its own business.