Sometimes when the nuisances of activity-based costing get me down, I close my eyes and dream of a typical day at Bristol University. Lacking a fake moustache, I forego Jeff Fisher for Bill Parcells. I put a pillow under my Jets pullover and head to class. A classmate dressed as Tom Landry argues that if the Rams make the playoffs, communism will again sweep Eastern Europe. He too wears a pillow under his pullover, as he is dressed as Vikings coach Dennis Green.
Class is over in four minutes.
A skinny kid dressed as the Browns-era Marty Schottenheimer quietly weeps in his chair. Head to library to check out George Plimpton's Paper Lion for my NFL Lit class. It is much harder than it looks. Skip lunch to meet with Professor Joe Theismann about an argument paper for his rhetoric class. Fantasy Football Management 101.