One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds. My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely. I was put on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind, I will live forever. Time may be a great healer, but it's also a rotten beautician.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
We now have power surges. You just hang something in your closet for a while, and it shrinks two sizes. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.