Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
A closed mouth gathers no foot. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.