Inevitably, his eyes start to tear, which blurs his vision. Then his stomach starts to cramp from such intense laughter which causes his whole body to go into spasms. On the way down, he takes out an old man with a walker, three children playing jump rope, two turkeys, and an entire colony of ants, which only causes him to laugh harder. Bumper stickers have claimed yet more victims. Not only do they distract drivers from the road, they also instigate arguments and fights that end in games of chicken gone horribly wrong.
Bumper stickers transform ordinary mothers with school pride into raving lunatics.
There might be two mothers out shopping, driving minivans. One is from Elkhorn, while the other is from the neighboring town, Delavan. They pull up next to each other at a red light. Both mothers then exit their vehicles and scream obscenities at each other for a very long time. This phenomenon is known as Bumper Sticker Rage, a form of road rage brought on by nothing more than those sticky pieces of paper.