In reality, however, the only thing sad about death is that most people don t take proper advantage of it. Death is a great way to get women. And if you re looking for more commitment, you might just meet the girl of your dreams. If you see her at the funeral you know immediately that you two have something in common. Or at least had something in common.
Death is an easy way to get out of a floundering relationship.
Death is also the easiest and most decisive way to end an annoying relationship. But if you don t have the heart to tamperwith her breaks, you can still use death or the threat of impending death to your advantage. Use mortality statistics to scare her away from a more committed relationship. Whether your statistics be fact or fiction is unimportant. This is just idle chat, after all, not a scientist convention.