Marcus It's O.K. to nap wherever you want, just be sure your humans aren't around to see. I don't know why my people are mad at me. I don't think I'll barf up any more hairballs on the freshly set table when my pets are expecting guests for dinner. It isn't nice to drop live, poisonous snakes at my man pet's feet simply because he took away my grasshopper before I could sufficiently kill it. I won't poop on the floor then cover it with the throw rug.
Art Chasing funny looking black cats that have white stripes on their back is a foolish thing to do.
Michael It's fun to drop live mice in the baby's diaper bag when guests have come to visit. Renae As long as my humans are away, napping on the clean dishes in the cupboard is fun. If my humans don't like it then they shouldn't leave the cupboard door open. Eric Perhaps I should stop peeing in the freshly washed laundry. It's fun to refuse to cooperate then stare at her as though she were insane when she's trying to perform these tricks in front of company.