Cheryl sets the alien free and hooks up with him, trouble is she's Italian. Only her jilted boyfriend's quick thinking saves the day once Murray finds out. Trying to take this film seriously would be a heinous mistake, along with all the strange jokes there's McSorely's eccentric habit of thinking out load. Never lecture a space alien about ethnic food. Grabbing your crotch and sticking your tongue out at a girl will get you laid.
Cops are dumb as a stump.
In New York City grandmothers knit pistol holsters for their grandchildren. Morphine looks a great deal like flour. Women love guys who can tie knots. Italians store dough in briefcases. Deserted sections of New York City have tumbleweeds.