The Kansas Board of Regents announced that Barry will be on sabbatical leave for the Fall 2000 semester. The Board of Regents also annouced that Chuck Epp has been promoted to Associate Professor in Public Adminstration beginning with the 2000-2001 academic year. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, more attractive, and smarter than some really, really big guy named Franz. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy. Like most Sumerian gods and goddesses, Ninkasi had many manifestations and roles. The literature dating from 5,000 years ago portrays this goddess as the giver and protector of beer and brewing.