Men can't pack a bag. Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet. Men would feel their masculinity is threatened by having to be seen with all those elves. Men don't answer their mail. Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.
Cupid flies around carrying weapons.
Uncle Sam is a politician who likes to point fingers. Any one of these individuals could pass the testosterone screening test. But not St. Nick. Not a chance. Questions, submissions, comments, copyright issues, and corrections are to be directed to the editor , who reserves the right to refuse submissions without explanation.