Submitted by Ditsing When a man and a woman are in the water, the man floats and the woman sinks. The man's brain is empty and the woman has a heart of stone. He didn't get out in time. A second man walks into the same bar. You would think after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it coming.
Crap comes out of both ends.
Without her, man is nothing. The PC has a bigger hard drive. Women work all the time, men have to put up signs to so we won't miss the rare occasion. Because it is the only time when their stupidity isn't in the spotlight. Submitted by Susan Man calls fire dept.