If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during the play-off season. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.
The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else. Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.