Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diet. Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like. One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds. I finally got my head together and my body fell apart. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Brain cells come and go but fat cells live forever.
Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything. You just hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes. Age is important only if you're cheese and wine.