Let me preface this proposed law by saying that I am not basing it simply on my own feelings and prejudices. There are many things I don't like but wouldn't dream of proposing laws against. This is clearly a child's name and should be restricted for use only by children or retarded adults. But you don't see me proposing laws about it. Also, I would like to see a ban on same-sex divorces, because I'm tired of seeing all these fake marriages breaking up and making a mockery of the sanctity of fake marriage.
All men are the same.
So the law I'm proposing, which I believe I will be getting to within the next couple paragraphs, is one I feel would benefit not just myself, but many people, especially myself. The reason for this is obvious, even to the stupidest of voters. After 1 a.m., your judgment is impaired. You are not capable of discerning which products being advertised are worth your money and which ones are simply crap. So during the day, I would not even continue watching the infomercial, let alone consider ordering the set.