Aussies Are extremely patriotic to their beer. Canadians Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them. Brits Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem. Americans Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box. Canadians Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
Brits Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels.
Aussies Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches,to Britain, where everybody loves them. Canadians Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans. Brits Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island. Aussies Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island. Americans Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.