Babe This is the flashy, fully-loaded variety with all the options. Unfortunately this model lacks cognitive powers and empathy. Showy, and suitable for a parade or for impressing your friends, but not for your long-term girlfriend needs. Extremely high maintenance, this is wallet taker. The model with the most empathy.
Availability is excellent, often the last ones in the tavern.
Has a chameleon like character after several beers are consumed. Can look like Babe going into the test drive, but will return to friend status come early a.m. after test drive is over. Yeah, Her The Ford Escort of girlfriends. Widely available, but useful as a girlfriend only in a pinch, if no others are available. Tends to be spiteful or unreliable, or have a dull finish.