Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the wall. Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them on the bottom of the bird cage. On Saturday Republicans head for the golf course, the yacht club, or the hunting lodge.
Democrats get a haircut, wash the car, or go bowling.
Republicans have guest rooms. Democrats have spare rooms filled with old baby furniture. Republicans hire exterminators. Democrats step on the bugs. If God is a woman, how come men don't get periods instead God must be a woman, why else would men have their testicles on the outside.