Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three. Even among men lacking all distinction he inevitably stood out as a man lacking more distinction than the rest, and people who met him were always impressed with how unimpressive he was. Morale was deteriorating and it was all Yossarian's fault. I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. Be careful about reading health books.