Rather, they are extremely sentimental about Palm Sunday and Labour Day, at which times they survive solely on white lace and baloney sandwishes. Cats on the whole are loath to discuss God. Generally speaking, cats have no money, although some of t hem secretly collect rare and valuable coins. Cats believe that all human beings, animals and plants should congregate in a huge heap in the centre of the universe and promptly fall asleep together. I also remember Tabby who was sane as a star and spent all his time lying on his back in the sink, thinking up appropriate names for me.
Cats see their Keepers as massive phantoms, givers of names and the excellent gravy of their days.
Cats who have been robbed of balls and claws to not lament. They become their Keeper's keepers. When cats are hosts to fleas they assume the fleas are guests. Most cats would rather be covered with live fleas than dead ones. Cats hold no grudges and have no future.