Sitting on the sidelines is incredibly frustrating. Stubbornness can be a good thing. Avoid spinning your metal pole during a lightning storm. Wasting time is an art form in itself. There are endless possible positions in which to sleep on a bus.
Clothing is an option.
Pain is a normal part of life. A five minute break in guard time usually means 2.5 minutes real time. Do not toss a flag in school hallways. You're bound to hurt the school. Beware of anyone with a flag in their hands if they are mad.