He confided to me one day how strange it was to not be able to simply buy a Playboy from time to time, because if anyone saw him it would be the end of his political career. Masturbation and lust, The Great Equalizers. The issue is not what we feel, but what we do with our feelings, and it's when we're too embarrassed to acknowledge what's really going on with us that someone's most likely to get hurt. That's why I always vote Sadeian. Honesty forever, piety never.
Cleanliness is next to duplicity.
The best things in life are messy. See you at the polls in '94. Which brings me most of the way to Bill Clinton, the first even moderately sexy man in the White House in a very long time. Jimmy Carter did confess that he lusted in his heart from time to time. As I remember, it had to do with looking at pictures of naked women.