But after examining some of his droppings and dogmas, we have discovered that his presence has very little to do with the furtherance of Christianity, or the greater understanding of our Lord and Savior's teachings. You see, he did not come to teach salvation, but how to teach mankind to grow feathers and fly, and to teach woman kind how to lay eggs in a nest in order to free her body for more important work, such as candling eggs, feeding the hierarchy of chickens and cleaning poop out of coops. It is a credo that has very little relationship to Christianity. We notified the regional secretary, and he immediately sent over a squad of Mong Lamas to see to his protection. They come from a terribly corrupt society.
All business is conducted on the basis of bribery.
But we don't have any money. Their lives are spent in such desperate poverty and endless turmoil that they seldom know which currency is going to be in use from one day to the next. They'd be tickled to death to own something like that, even if it doesn't work. O'Fallon gave me a definitive stare. I thought the skulls in his eyes smiled.