Cities competing for a sports championship usually take pot shots at each other.
That's because most of our top smugglers are peacefully preoccupied, watching the big game from their private skyboxes. It's like shooting manatees in a barrel. If Miami didn't have sun, it would be New Jersey. We have become the envy of a lot of other cities for being the capital of the Americas, and some people don't like that, and so be it. Versace murder is classic.