This is a collection of cat related humor that I have received via email by anonymous authors. I present them here for your enjoyment. I would like this collection to grow. Table of Contents Honey please, let me explain . . .
Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you. They're totally unpredictable. They whine when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to be alone. When you want to be alone, they want to play.