I'd better be. I thought all pirates were bi. Get your EAR in here. I'll take whips and chains over ears any day of the week. If I have to lick something, I think it should be decals.
Decals are like stickers, duhh.
Um, I have no idea what that's supposed to be. I once had my arm chewed off by rabid dingos. Um, I don't know what decalcomania is. I think your dictionary is lying to you. I had to have my mouth washed out with soap.