Radioactive waste is green and constantly bubbles. You don't want a radioactive mutant using your nuts as a speed bag. Fast food restaurants have real samurai swords on the wall. Never sit on sauna rocks. Mutants give off steam when aroused.
Blind people own at least fifty canes.
The same gas tank design was used in Datsuns and Pintos. Men shouldn't wear pink sports coats. Once your liver is out, it's out, no easy way to stuff it back in. 21 mins - Hmmm, public domain song. 40 mins - Hardened criminal sundae.