I can kick the hell out of a one iron. Which was true, for some reason. One iron is my favorite club.
All golfers fear and hate the One.
It has no pitch, no angle, no loft. It's straight up and down, like a putter, and the chances of a normal person getting the ball up in the air are usually about a 1,000 to 1 against. The One is a confidence crusher, a Fear Trip, an almost certain guarantee of Shame and Failure and Dumbness if you ever use it in public. Most won't even carry it in their bag because the mere presence of it in the bag will poison the other clubs. But I am getting off track here.