No matter how many lists of bumperstickers you run, there's always another goo-gob of them out there. Maybe because we're all stuck in rush-hour and have plenty of time to jot down the wisdom of the rear end. Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
All generalizations are false.
I brake for no apparent reason. Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control. I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Visualize using your turn signal. Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.