Our fellow Flonker, Smee, has a way with wood and keeps us well stocked. To flonk is the province of a rare few. Well, perhaps medium rare is a better description. The Great Celestial AntiCrust WeeSaul , and his disciples. Just hold on.
Asbestos is recommended as the uniform of the day here.
Especially the underwear. An ion cloud with attitude keeps appearing IN THIS AREA . Wear a hard hat. See Cipher's helpful pit-stop. There's Somebody in here.