Alien swords double as pogo sticks. Aliens breathe 2000 Flushes Blue. Bandits will laugh at anything. The sword is mightier than the paintbrush. People in feudal Japan knew the truth about meteors.
Aliens even snort and harrumph telepathically.
Bald people are evil. 28 mins-Heh heh, flying log. 29 mins-Idiot blew himself up with his own grenade. Short but sweet. 50 mins-More arterial spray.