Moisten salt to a paste and apply it to bite. Dry Hair Mayonnaise makes a fabulous conditioner. Leave on your hair for at least five minutes before washing out. Mash a banana and but through hair. Leave on for 15 minutes and rinse.
Beer is great for hair.
Put beer in a pump bottle. Spray on to hair after you shampooed and towel dried but before you blow dry. The smell of beer will disappear soon after spraying. Earwax Blow dry your ears after you take a shower. Drop a little alcohol in each ear to complete the drying.