The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue. If you sing country music backwards, you get your job and your wife back. Someone who thinks of himself as a wit is usually half right. A baby is the most complicated object made by unskilled labor. Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego.
Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it.
Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them. Four out of five people hate being surveyed. Sometimes I need what only you can provide - Your absence. Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.