You may be wondering why we didn't just let you know that right on the box. Well, we at Stuff-Mart know that you're about to spend the next six hours in your house with this project, and we'd like for you to be able to get outside and enjoy the sunshine one last time. Yes, we know that we said this cabinet was easy to assemble. We didn't say it wasn't going to be time-consuming. Just look at all these bags of screws, nails, hinges, wooden dowels, washers, hooks, and fasteners.
Artists can be so temperamental.
With these nails - no, no, the other ones. With those nails, hammer the cardboard backing around the edges of the wood panels. There ya go. That oughtta keep you paranoid for a while as you cautiously tap in the nails, looking for any sign of splitting. Wait, come back, we're only kidding.