A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can. A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture. A cat will always land in the softest place possible. A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed. A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
A cat will wash itself at any time which is appropiate, which includes especially the moment after something has been jumped and escaped. The mass of a cat is inversely proportional to its desire to be picked up. Law of Concentration of Mass A cat's mass increases in direct proportion to the comfort of the lap she occupies. Although a cat can hear a can of tuna being opened a mile away, she can't hear a simple command three feet away. All cats in a given room will locate at points equidistant from each other, and equidistant from the center of the room.