Men invade another country.
Any girl can be glamorous.
All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel. Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.