A clown stole my dad's job. I bet Paul Newman never played a clown character. A clown ate the dog that ate my homework. A clown wouldn't make a good superhero. Any episode of In Living Color featuring Homey D. Clown.
Clowns have to smile all the time .
Repressing all their non-happy feelings can't be good for them. I have never seen a clown help an old lady across the street. Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea. Star Trek Captain Kirk had to hate clowns.