You have entered the Twilight Zone of dog behavior. It changes by the day. Just when you think the storm has passed, there's a relapse and your woodwork is re-fashioned into doggie toothpicks. The fence is not an obstacle for a clever dog like me. Sleeping all night is for babies.
Counter tops are for exploring.
Everything on them belongs to me. The dog next door is a menace that must be dealt with. People are way too demanding - I'll just ignore them. Rules are for breaking - control comes to those who seize it. Except for housebreaking relapses, teenage dogs are pretty much like teenage people.