Spouse promises to personally tire-track body, withhold autopsy permission, and, most importantly, not tell Marilyn. Sick of seeing cut stipes everywhere. Send emergency contribution to Planned Parenthood. Decide two-wheel drive vehicles don't cut it. Acquire truck used to drive over Volvos in commercial.
Camouflage paint it.
Decide house keeping chores are Sisyphean battles against cosmic entropy. Decide to go with the flow instead. Feel racks of mushroom add that '90s touch to the bedroom. Rename our basset hound, Brevipes. Price walk-in models.