After 45 years of Communist rule, it's impossible to find clean, uncontaminated Transylvanian soil for bottom of coffin. After 100 years of trying, still can't score with Elvira. No bat is safe with Ozzy Ozbourne around. Exhausted from all those Calvin Klein and Ray-Ban photo shoots. No small task beating F. Lee Bailey to a warm body.
Baboon heart makes everything taste gamey.
Sick and tired of being mistaken for Keith Richards all the time.