Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a trash truck at 100 yards. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an jerk. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to put a sock in your mouth. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay things like thish.
Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.