Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take any quiz together. It doesn't matter which quiz. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
All comments become null and void after seven days.
If you won't dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to act like the soap opera guys. If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.