Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. 640K ought to be enough for anybody. Neither did I. Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. No electrons were harmed in the creation of this message. To err is human. To really screw things up you need a computer. Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.