But the Pabst Blue Ribbon usually goes bad. No one drinks Pabst except the owner, so he buys ten racks of Pabst a month. For some reason, men never buy milk and women never buy beer. At least not here. I figure, men buy beer for their women and women buy milk for their men.
Children only buy soda.
Women buy children their milk and men buy children their beer. If some greedy pervert is waiting behind the garbage can to grab the stack and take off before I can get to it, the store still has to pay for the porno. That's never happened on my shift, but it does happen sometimes. The porno is hard-core stuff. Cum and blow snapshots of women whose names aren't real or important.