Fruitopia as well. We will buy controlling stock in every beverage company and force them to follow suit. We are very confident. If the people of this country don't like the newly sized product, we'll simply declare war. We will bury you.
Consumers are eager to sample the new size.
For the last 13 years, I've been working on a mechanism to funnel Coke into larger containers. I had to quit my job to do this, but it was worth it. The new size is ready for the public, and the public is ready for it. An extensive promotional campaign for the new size is also in the works. The Coca-Cola company is considering exhuming the corpse of wrestling legend Andre The Giant for use as the product's spokesman.