Just get out there, arch, count to ten, and pull your main ripcord. If there's a problem with the main, you know you have a reserve. When you land, the truck will pick you up and take you back to the loft. So the guy exits, arches and pulls. He reefs on his reserve ripcord.
Dirty laundry comes out of the reserve container.
A parrot trooper. An atheist skydiver and a catholic priest are seated next to each other on an airplane. A few hours into the flight, the pilot comes on the intercom and informs the passengers that the plane is going down. As the priest begins to pray, the atheist skydiver pulls his rig out of the overhead and starts gearing up. As he heads for the door, the priest looks up and notices the jumper crossing himself.