Try ignoring all those problems and pay attention to the Toxic Spawn themselves. They are immobile and only affect someone who has unprotected skin contact with their fluids. Not exactly the thing of nightmares when you consider it. I'm all for people rupturing like rotten tomatoes, but killer avocados were not the best choice for agents of death. The New York Health Department is used to dealing with people who have exploded.
Coffee is creepy.
The human body is little more than a sack filled with blood. At times being a lab rat sucks. Cops have easily identifiable physical traits. Being psychically bonded to kamikaze eggs is not good for you. 12 mins - Hey moron, ripe vegetables don't pulse and make a weird sound.