If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. Personally, I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and father, I can say anything I want around the house. Of course, no one pays attention. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Diagonal parking is preferred.
If you leave a dent, wait for a car, which is painted the same color as yours, to drive down the aisle looking for a place to park. The same rule applies to picking-up and discharging passengers. If the vehicle in front of you stops to let a pedestrian cross or another vehicle turn, pull into the lane of opposite traffic and attempt to pass him. When driving through a parking lot with alternating one-way aisles and angled parking spots, drive the wrong way. Then when you see a parking space, take 20 minutes to do a 12-point turn to pull into it.