Chewing gum for several hours without a break can make your lower jaw fall off. The WorldWide Web was made by a giant spider. Blackbeard was known as Yellowbeard after his girlfriend persuaded him to have highlights.
All tuna go on holiday to Tunisia.
Karate after shave improves your ability at a range of martial arts. Karate after shave is better at killing germs than Domestos. All people called Julian carry the mark of the evil one. 3,500,000 washing-up liquid bottles went into the making of Star Wars . People only started to notice when The Nine O'Clock News was read from the set of the alien planet used in Doctor Who that week.