But since it appears I am banned from the organization and will never get to participate in the mating dance, I will post them here for your benefit. There is no such thing as childproofing your house. If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades they can ignite. A 4 year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
Baseballs make marks on ceilings.
When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, lots of it. A 6 year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says it can only be done in the movies.