Money doesn't exist. Taste doesn't exist. Thank God sanity and Miss Susie intervened. The highlight for many is the evening entertainment. Rumor has it that the Broadway-style shows are tacky, fun and sure to help passengers work up an appetite for the midnight buffet, which, needless to say, also missed our inspection.
Cruise planners know what they are doing when they make the average trip last a week.
By Day 4, one starts feeling vague twinges of homesickness. Day 6 finds us promising to be nicer to co-workers, family and friends if we can only get away from this herd of grinning goons, midwestern yahoos and obsequious waiters. Weeks after returning to dry land we will be scanning the travel section, looking to get away from it all once again. This page was designed and created by the Boulevards team.