These are the Rules submitted in the Spring of 1998 for the Rules of Netquisition contest. A list of the winners is also available. Never offer a money-back guarantee. In fact, never guarantee them anything. Those who see any difference between conscience and profit will have neither.
Business is war.
There is no such thing as good credit. There's no deal until there's a contract. Even the law has to sleep sometime. If you are to absorbed in conversation you may never turn a profit. Everyone needs something.