And, we are still a minuscule minority, in America. You swallow your precious pride, put on a nice face, and show up at the Tektronix cafeteria during her lunchbreak. From a Carl Lewis sprint, you drop to your doggone knees and slide right up to her feet. You beg her to come back to you, your kids, parents, uncles and aunties, et cetera. She ll know what to do.
Asian ladies are very practical.
If you re one of those stubborn, molar-gnashing Asian muchachos still sucking Marlboro Reds, still throwing down Bud on the rocks, still wearing white cotton crew socks, still not wearing underwear there s another way. Take next month s premium, and get yourself some Timberlines, too. Take her for a walk. It s not the bugs or the mud, it s not the Oregon rain or the nasty slapping cedar branches along the trail, she wants. Next month s forty bucks, you divide into Lloyd Cinema Saturday matinee seats and dinner at Mrs. Lavanny s Tara Thai House on NW 23rd.