If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming to high. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he does.
All men are like chickens with their heads cut off when they see beautiful women pass by.
A businessman was talking with his barber, when they both noticed a goofy-looking fellow bouncing down the sidewalk. The barber pulled out a rusty dime and a shiny quarter and told Tommy he could keep the one of his choice. Tommy looked long and hard at the dime and quarter and then quickly snapped the dime from the barber's hand. After his haircut, the businessman caught up with Tommy and asked him why he chose the dime. Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids.