She doesn't care whether you stay or go. But she knows you'll stay, 'cause you can't get it anywhere else. Or so she thinks. Repress the desire to punch her. We all know the answer.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She's got a body that makes Jessica Rabbit look like k.d. lang. She's The Bod. She could fit into any of the other categories but she has special characteristics, the down-side being that she can make you do virtually anything she wants. She has multiple piercings, and probably several tattoos and keeps strange and exotic pets. The up-side is that she's actually pretty good fun, generally has a sense of humor, and it's very difficult to freak her out.