It don't mean you can't pull wool. You just need to resort to other tactics. Like havin' her pick you up. Believe me, if the weed's good enough, it WILL feel romantic. And also, if you don't have dough for dinner, just drive through somewhere cheap and eat outside someplace.
Chicks think eating outside is romance.
Gets 'em moist in no time. Plus, you can bring a cooler of your beverage of choice and save money on tips and such. Anyway, I don't wanna give up ALL my secrets in this here place. You gotta pay to get the rest of the goods. Respect the Hog.