An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications. One is gross and the other is cool. An error doesn't become a mistake until you choose to ignore it. Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Anger, if not restrained, is frequently more hurtful to us than the injury that provokes it.
Anger opens the mouth and shuts the mind.
An Internal Revenue inspector walks into a synagogue and asks to see the rabbi. He is shown to the rabbi's office and is offered a seat. An obstacle is something you see when you take your eyes off the goal. An old-timer is someone who remembers every detail of their life story, but cannot remember how many times they have told the same person. An open mind does not always require an open mount.