Zombies infest the movie's swamp, chewing up poachers and skinny-dipping women alike until the main characters find out, then they come out of the swamp and start eating people. Emmett is a welcome breath of air, the old man's grumpy demeanor and quotes are a saving grace. Thank goodness nearly everyone falls prey to the ravenous creatures but unfortunately Tom and Shawn escape in a rowboat. Sheriffs are in charge of rebuilding bridges. Zombies are worse about rooting in trash than racoons.
Aliens like to cop a feel when killing a girl.
Deputies a really dumb, we're talking mongoloid here. Elderly women always carry frying pans. If you are in possession of an axe, when attacked by zombies, use it. Some girls look better when they're not facing you. Being choked to death or having your arm eaten causes you to spit up blood.