On the last Geraldo. Do not take rat poison from the hand that criticizes you. Chastity is curable, if detected early. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. Beware of geeks bearing gifts. Half the people you know are below average.