Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague, and you'd never know, but you can recite last week's episode of South Park verbatim. See every free movie Mac provides because the price actually equals the amount of money you have. Road trip whenever possible. The health service nurses are there because they couldn't make it at a real hospital. Never, ever forget that.
Care packages are right up there with birthdays.
It never sucked so much to get sick. Beware the freshman 15,,,,20,,,,,25. Things that were a huge deal in high school are now commonplace. You are no longer thankful that the fire alarms are here to protect you. Disney movies are more than just classics.