Eventually it had eaten through her eardrum and was living within the aural cavity. The rustling sounds were from the spider crawling around inside her skull. Enjoy your lunch. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Women like silent men, they think they're listening. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.