Cats don't complain when you get a short haircut. Cats love it when you go shopping. Cats never return the gifts you get them. Cats are able to keep the romance alive. You can let a cat out at night and it always comes back.
Cats are never late for dinner.
You can put a name tag on a cat if it shows signs of wandering. Cats keep your feet warm. Cats are furry things that are nice to look at. Cats lick their own private parts. The only bottle cats hit is the milk.