Wesley Crusher gets beaten up by his classmates for being a smarty pants, and finally attempts to make some friends of his own age. A power surge on the Bridge fails to electrocute the user of a computer panel, due to a highly sophisticated 24th century surge protection feature called a fuse. The warp engines start acting up a bit, but the problem resolves itself without any intervention from boy genius Wesley Crusher. Beverly Crusher manages to go through a whole episode without having a hot flash and getting breathless every time Picard is in the room. Guinan forgets herself, and breaks into a stand up comedy routine.
Data falls in love with the replicator.
Kirk or Riker falls in love with a woman on a planet they visit, and isn't tragically separated from her at the end of the episode. The Captain has to make a difficult decision about a less advanced people which is made significantly easier by the Starfleet Prime Directive. An unknown ensign beams down as part of an away team and lives to tell the tale. Worf accidentally kills a crew member in the holodeck. Spock or Data is fired from his high-ranking position for not being able to understand the most basic nuances of about one in three sentences that anyone says to him.