Cats always greet you when you get home. Cats are more intelligible in the morning. A cat's idea of a good time is a game of string and a good belly rub. Cats don't come with in-laws. A cat won't steal anything but your glasses, your golf balls, and your heart.
Cats drink less and snuggle more.
Each of a cat's nine lives is worthwhile. A cat can't write a check. Cats can entertain themselves. Cats are more attractive when they run around naked. A cat's nose is usually clean.