Few things get more mileage than stock footage of cold war nuclear tests. God is available for voice-overs. The wild ocean looks just like an overstocked aquarium. Newly formed sinkholes should not have shrubs growing out of their sides. When demolition experts play poker they use sticks of dynamite instead of money or chips.
Crabs are mimics and ventriloquists.
Oil flows uphill. That should explain anything you see in the next ninety minutes. 5 mins - Maybe setting the nuclear bomb off near an inhabited area was a bad idea. Hope you people can swim. 7 mins - Very deep water and just six feet from shore.