Money is something you should inherit, get monthly as an allowance from your uncle, or win at the races. Small dogs bite your ankles. Babies are hideously ugly. Young boys are fiends. Aunts are harridans.
Butlers have port in their pantries.
Most handsome men have feet of clay. No decent man may cancel, or even refuse, an engagement to a girl. Blandings Castle is traditionally infested with impostors. Men and girls in love think only of marriage. Rose gardens turn a girl's thoughts to romance.