Perhaps, growing up in a small town, I'm a little more sensitive to this. You New Yorkers should be okay for the most part, along with everyone in California. Mad scientists masturbate to autopsy photos. Jimmy Hendrix is buried in a dilapidated graveyard. People can be welded together.
Coroners collect body parts.
Human brain puree' is blue for some reason. You can revive someone by electrocuting their testicles. Gerbils contain about a quart of blood. If your penis starts acting gay, give it a stern talking to. Gay men want to have sex with women's kidneys.