If a problem has a single neck, it has a simple solution. Take 20 aspirins and you'll feel better, if you wake up. The shortest distance between two puns is a straight line. A little greed can get you lots of stuff. After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat.
Atheists have no invisible means of support.
Adolescence is when children start bringing up their parents. Only dread one day at a time. Beware the fury of a patient woman. The problem with reality is the lack of background music. For every problem there is a simple solution, and it's always wrong.