Life is just the way life is. You will be harshly corrected for describing yourself as such. Sex is fun, but it isn't a toy. Marriage is so important that you have to take special classes for a year before your wedding. That these classes are led by unmarried, celibate priests is one of those little bugs in the system we haven't worked out yet.
Deadlines are immovable objects.
Latin isn't dead, it's just resting. Shakespeare, Joyce and T.S. Eliot not Harper Lee, Maya Angelou and Bob Dylan. If you join the choir, you get to go on trips to Niagara Falls and drink lemon gin at the back of the bus. Lemon gin makes you sick. Singing The Huron Carol for the twentieth time doesn't help.