One hears that New York City is considering annexing them in order to alleviate their overflowing streets. But readers, we shall have no fun and games today. One is here on this warm summer afternoon to espouse the virtues of a charitable organization. And dash it all, when one sees a worthy charitable organisation in need of a high-profile celebrity spokesperson, one must do one's duty. Thus it is that one devotes one's weekly preamble to the Kensington Society for Underprivileged Children.
Childhood is meant to be the happiest time of one's life.
A time of exploration and discovery. A time of puddings and toffee. The Kensington Society for Underprivileged Children knows. There are precisely seventeen. Readers, join the Kensington Society for Underprivileged Children in boldly stamping out the abuses of these poor children's lives, and setting them on the path to a bright future.