Beer doesn't care how much you earn. Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation, it goes along happily. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car. You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning.
Beer never complains about a wet spot.
You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight. A beer has 5 friends that are just as good looking. A beer is good any time of the month. A beer nevers wants to talk afterward. Your friends don't laugh if they see you with a big bottle of beer.