Go see this great parody. It's a fun date movie but be prepared to jump out of you seat. Also, checkout a cool Scream website . To roll you own, just mix the grandeur of Dances with Wolves and the worn plot of Waterworld . The sultry female lead role is fascinating but confuses an already incoherent plot.
Ambiguity is a fatal flaw in all forms of art.
Tell a joke and people react to the humor. Tell a touching story and they react with their hearts. Randomly mix the two and then you have a problem. You can't laugh at the part which demands respect and you can't respect the part that is plain silly. Just try to fathom why an evil army of bandits would prefer seeing The Sound of Music rather than a war movie.