I know damn well what I want. I breeze in with the authority of a well-groomed pervert, schooled in the ways of procuring an evening of adult entertainment. This is a form of consumer foreplay, teasing my own itch. I actually make it into the adult section about 1 out of every 20 times I intend to make it there. Or, worse yet, I make eye contact with someone else visually groping the glossy pink boxes - someone who always looks significantly creepier than I could possibly look in the adult section of my neighborhood video store.
Complicity is the kiss of death.
I never quite understood why people even spend the time poring over the various titles, as if one could possibly be more engaging than others. Don't rent a video that has rendered drawings on box in place of photographs. Definitely don't rent a video that has stick drawings on the box in place of rendered drawings. Absolutely, unquestionably don't rent a video with a sticker on the box indicating that has been recommended by the state coroner. And that's pretty much it.