Standing up, I eat my toast, Drink my coffee, thaw the roast. Empty the garbage, make the bed, Rush to church, then wash my head. Now my afternoon's begun. Meet the teacher, stop the fight, See the dentist, fly the kite. Help with homework, do the wash, Iron the clothes, put on the squash.
Dirty dishes crowd the sink, Next there's popcorn, then a drink.
At last in bed, my spouse and I, Too tired to move, too weak to cry. Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray thee Lord my sanity to keep. For if some peace I do not find, I'm pretty sure I'll lose my mind. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period. You will learn lessons.