Deathspheres look exactly like volleyballs. Beer always gets rid of weed breath. Apparently, none of the girls in California are that hot. Californian bands like to be paid in beer. The guys in California are truly clueless and have no sense of priority.
Baseball players prefer baseball trivia to sex.
Alien gimps use crossbows even though they have the technology to make a Deathsphere. An alien theory is obviously the best reason for people dying around you. Professors have no tact. Never tell the girl with alcohol all over her and no arm to hold the candle. Closets have stairs.