The statues of the male and female nudes had stood in the park for ages. The statues jumped from their pedestals and ran into the bushes where, for the next hour, came sounds of moaning and groaning and grunting of pleasure. Murphy, who was a bit of a drinker, went to the doctor. The doctor checked him out and said 'I can't find anything wrong, so I'll have to put it down to the drink'. A man was dining in an expensive restaurant.
Cats have four paws but only one ma.
People have forefathers, but only one mother. Cats have tails and a lot of people have tales, too. All cats have fur coats. Some people have fur coats as well, and the ones who don't say catty things about the ones that do. A pupil was having trouble with punctuation.