TV and Nintendo are also worth having in the woods. Leave the door open and try to air condition the great outdoors. No reason you should get all icky and sweaty on a camping trip. Bring a gasoline-powered generator to power all this stuff. Run it continuously.
Campsites are a great place for partying.
Don't even think of carting out your litter. It'll all biodegrade, in a thousand years or so. Throw cigarette butts, candy wrappers, and used condoms wherever. Leave garbage in whatever water source there happens to be. If there are showers, remember that someone else is being paid good money to clean them out.