They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg. They're tiny little women in fur coats. Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden. Unexplained calls to F. Lee Bailey's 900 number on your phone bill. He actually does have your tongue.
Cyanide pawprints all over the house.
You wake up to find a bird's head in your bed. As the wind blows over the grassy knoll in downtown Dallas, you get a faint whiff of catnip. 2. Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper. I've never understood why women love cats . Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and expect to be fed and stroked, then want to be left alone and sleep.