The graphics on the home page were designed in Photoshop 5.0 over an arduous 3-day marathon session during which I never left the computer ingesting only nicotine, caffeine, and massive quantities of crank. Kiss my grits. Why do you talk about Hollywood stuff so much. You're an actor. As a matter of fact, yes.
All actors are gay.
You are so gay. That's not a question. Crystal Geyser, Coffee, Diet Coke. Because we were insecure children just trying to make ourselves feel better and get people to like us. Only for half of the 1983 season.