It's only a matter of time before they are selling their bodies and buying smack. Focus on the candy. He dies every episode. That there's a Rocky Mountain Black Bear, one of the few remaining of its kind. This is nothing unusual.
Cows turn themselves inside out all the time.
Try again dumbass. You can do it Fonzie. We believe in you Fonzie. Cartman always makes stuff up, you can't believe anything he says. You'll spill your beer.