The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. Moments later, eight more G.I.s came up to the general panting, he asked them why they were late. The General eyed them, feeling very skeptical but since he let the first guy go, he let them go, too.
Diagonal parking is preferred.
In a crowded parking lot, if you find a spot and have the opportunity to pull through to an adjacent one, drive up half way and stop on the line, taking both. The same rules applies to picking-up and discharging passengers. When a vehicle from the opposite direction is signaling and waiting for a parking space, position your car so that you are in his way and let the car behind you take it. If you have Handicap license plates, use up a regular parking spot. If you hit the adjacent car with your door and leave a dent, wait for a car, which is painted the same color as yours, to drive down the aisle looking for a place to park.