Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. Rita Rudner 4. Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. I married beneath me.
All women do.
Nancy Astor 6. A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over. That's why I never take baths. Bob Philips 10. An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.