Start off every day with a smile and get it over with. Virtue is it's own punishment. Avoid reality at all costs. A good pun is its own reword. When it comes to thought some people stop at nothing.
All general statements are false.
Every silver lining has a cloud. The real world is a special case. Most people deserve each other. The trouble with getting a life is making the payments. Never tell them what you wouldn't want to do.