Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park. We'll strip-mine the other planets later. Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot. If you drink, don't park.
Accidents cause people.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. Trade them for valuable prizes. Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive. Stop repeat offenders.