Boy is it ever hard to get bored watching this movie. Some kids want to be Teamsters when they grow up. Under every female biology teacher's lab coat is a sexy teddy. Vitamins can improve your fashion sense. 5.0 liter Ford Mustangs can't keep up with a station wagon.
Cool guys play the piano without moving their arms or touching the pedals.
Cold soda soaking into your crotch can really ruin a mood. Aliens don't watch very much Star Trek. 2 mins-Notice how slowly the fog is moving past the car. 7 mins-You know, this really looks more like a high school than a college. 35 mins-Bad editing job, I mean really bad.