Re-engineer yourself, dude. I'll have to run my virus checker in the morning. Bill goes to bed and falls asleep. When the digital clock on Bill's bedroom P.C. registers midnight, the lights in the hall begin eerily turning on and off as if someone is walking down the hall toward Bill's room only no-one is there. The author wishes to spare you, our dear reader the gruesome details.
Bill stirs awake.
Bill straps on the eye-phones and is immersed in a great hall full of beautiful lights and a long table heaped with delicious food. The GOCP takes Bill on a tour to see some of the pre-school day care centers in the Seattle area where Tiny Tim, a son of one of his employees is playing Minesweeper with little wrist braces on for his severe case of carpal tunneling syndrome. The ghost deposits Bill back in his bed and Bill goes back to sleep. The Ghost of Christmas Future appears on Bill's P.C. screen. Bill puts on the VR goggles again and the GOCF takes Bill to a cemetary and directs Bill toward one tombstone in particular.