Just follow these 10 easy rules and you too can have your own magazine up and running in no time. Have a happy title. Make it short and snappy, maybe a pun or a clever misspelling like BOYZ . Make sure it is nothing too long or clever because gay people's attention span is woefully short. Three letter titles are best.
All clubs are fabulous places.
Remember there is absolutely no such thing as a bad club -ever. Because a bad club review could mean that particular club might not then advertise in your magazine and that will mean NO money for you. Also a club proprietor might take offense which will mean you won't be able to get into their clubs for free and have a nights drinks paid for anymore. Also be wary that depending on who the proprietor is, a bad review might also result in sets of broken kneecaps or worse. Luckily for everyone, Ecstasy and similar drugs mean that any and every venue is now fabulous .