I didn't even know San Diego had a soccer team. Yet it did, an allegedly pro outfit called, creatively, the San Diego Soccers. Their logo was a soccer ball. They got to use Jack Murphy Stadium when nothing else was happening. The girl and I were lying in Balboa Park one afternoon, drinking something and rolling around while the bums watched from the bushes.
Balboa Park has polite bums, mostly.
Some guy jogged by and she sat up, her eyes wide. It was a pro soccer player. Nobody knows who those guys are. Suddenly I felt like trash. Inc. All rights reserved.