So they know which way round to put them on. Karl Marx's grave is just another communist plot. Rugby is a game played by men with odd-shaped balls. Because they sell more tickets. Nerves of steel, heart of gold, and a knob of butter.
Abstinence is the thin end of the pledge.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Don't let them cut hire education. Last month's meeting of the Apathy Society has just been cancelled. God is alive and well and working on a less ambitious project. When God made man she was only practising.