A pussy needs encouragement. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not. Tie If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. A pussy is a box you can come in. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad.