Born during low tide in the gene pool. Both oars in the water, but on the same side of the boat. Brain permanently in power saving mode. Brain transplant donor. Bright as Alaska in December.
Caboose seems to be pulling the engine.
Calling her stupid would be an insult to stupid people. Can't count his balls and get the same answer twice. Car's only got three wheels, and one's going flat. Cart can't hold all the groceries. Cheats when filling out opinion polls.