Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven. The stick shift of computing. Computers are unreliable, but humans are more unreliable.
Computers can never replace human stupidity.
Network management is like trying to herd cats. Part-time musicians are semiconductors. At a recent PC User's Group meeting, a company was demonstrating its latest speech-recognition software. A representative from the company was just about ready to start the demonstration and asked everyone in the room to quiet down. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet.