Klingon programs are always on the offense. Yes, offensive programming is what we do best. You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon. Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
Bugs are good for building character in the user.
They will not concern us again. By filing this bug report you have challenged the honor of my family. That is for children. A Klingon Warrior uses only machine code, keyed in on the front panel switches in raw binary. Klingon programs don't do accountancy.