It's a cliffhanger. Tiger Woods and the Temple of Doom. Tired of playing Superman, apparently Earl Woods' son now thinks he's Indiana Jones. Okla. - For openers, it was supposed to be so perfect, so predictable, so Tiger. The Masters is played in a magnolia-lined cathedral amidst pews of azalea.
All religious references are strictly intentional.
The U.S. Open, on the other hand, travels from Roman Colosseum to Colosseum. The U.S. Golf Association annually supplies the blood and the lions. And you figure this is what it's come to. If anyone wants to beat Tiger Woods, the factory-perfect golfer, at a major tournament such as this U.S. Open, they're going to have to be flawless. They're going to have to be dead-solid perfect.