You must never let on that your opponent is being used. But I saw you and your form stunk, you baggadonuts. The memo slam. Do your collective best to simulate a coffee house atmosphere in the conference room. Each of you read your memoranda aloud.
Applause determines the winner.
The Children . Example, when taking your kids for long hikes, they eventually start to get tired and crabby. They love it and they won't pester you for water and granola bars. The garden . It's a ceaseless marshalling of resources against bugs, drought, nibbling mammals and the general uncooperative nature of plants.