Due to an oversight by the structural engineer, all the stands face away from the pitch. Manchester City relocate. The synergies enabled by this co-operative fusion of two great sports allow strategic consolidation of revenue streams, mutual database enrichment and arrogant disregard of anyone who dares to stand in our way. The convergence of the sciences of cryogenics, genetic engineering and quantum physics allow for Germany to restage the 1966 World Cup Final and conclusively prove that the ball didn't cross the line. England lose the subsequent FIFA-mandated replay on penalties.
All empires rise and fall.
Sky TV is now the world's only superpower, having bought America from Mexico in a leveraged buy out. The Premier League is re-instated. Southampton and Coventry City narrowly avoid relegation. We know they are intelligent because they wear glasses, speak with markedly foreign-sounding accents and often remind us about the importance of playing as a team. Fleem nyoo par nin teety bax' replies the tenacious three-legged central midfielder.