Genealogy - where you confuse the dead and irritate the living. Life is only as long as you live it. Vampires are blood relatives. Climbing my family tree was fun until the nuts appeared.
Any family tree produces some lemons, nuts and bad apples.
Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. I'm a gonna go over there and help. With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt. The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to breathe on her own.