If the whole nWo gets run off by one guy, chug. Ciclope hurts himself during a match, drink. Lodi gets beaten up, drink. If the jobber wins, multiply the drinks by three, and smash a beer can against your head. A tag team or faction teases a break up, drink once for each tease.
Any wrestler points the microphone at the audience, drink.
Chug if it's Scott Hall. Drink twice if it's Konnan. Chug if it's Kevin Nash, DDP, or Piper. Someone gets their tights pulled down in the back, drink. Chug if it's anyone other than Flair.