Camel's milk does not curdle. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. Murphy's Oil Soap is the chemical most commonly used to clean elephants. The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used. Blueberry Jelly Bellies were created especially for Ronald Reagan.
All porcupines float in water.
The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases. Non-dairy creamer is flammable. Texas is the only state that is allowed to fly its state flag at the same height as the U.S. flag. They actually pass out from sheer terror.