Yet I find Les's concern for his friend's plight inspiring. And wouldn't you know within that mound 'o mail of mine, in between notes from the IRS and ironclad guarantees that a million bucks was coming to a hip-pocket near me, were a couple complaints of a thirst for knowledge, a thirst it seems only I could soothe. So in honor of Les's graciousness, this one time I will respond to these knuckleheads instead of blowing them off, so to speak, like I usually would. The reason bagpipe players walk when they play is so they can get away from the noise. You got to be jerking my beefaroni.
Any real musician knows that a chainsaw possesses a far greater dynamic range.
Don't quit your day job. Dear Mr. Kumbalek, I'm eleven years old and some day I'd like to be a practicing writer. How focking stupid can you get. Any knob knows camels don't smoke, but if you're old enough to have seen TV in its golden era, you know that chimps often smoked, especially on variety shows. If those tobacco knobshines had used a focking monkey to push their product, this brouhaha over kids smoking would've never come to pass 'cause truth in advertising still ought to count for something in this goddamn country of ours.