Work is a fine thing if it doesn't take too much of your spare time. Ask not for whom the bell tolls, let the machine get it. Some women get excited about nothing and then marry him. High explosives are applicable where truth and logic fail. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
It's not an optical illusion, it just looks that way. A leading authority is someone lucky who guessed right. In case of nuclear war, prayer in schools will be okay. Murphy was an optimist. A closed mouth gathers no foot.