I've had girlfriends buy rubbers for me. I've used the natural, pope-endorsed Rhythm Method, minus the rhythm and the method. I've bought novelty condom keychains at surf shops as so not to endure my own personal humiliation of someone knowing I was off to get my 20 seconds on. What about respecting what miserable contraception women have endured over time, indoctrinated and enforced by a male-dominated society. And when I mean miserable contraception over time, I don't mean when fake teeth were made of wood, I mean before trees were made of wood.
Contraception dates back to times when life was simpler.
People bowed down to cattle and fine entertainment included the beating of children. Mix together and serve cold straight up into the vulva. Acacia is known to ferment into lactic acid, which science has regarded as a spermicide. 4,000 years ago in China, women drank mercury to prevent pregnancy. Little did they know that mercury's side effects not only included violent brain hemorrhages and death, but also bad breath.