I really want to be with, but am not because work gets in the way, is evil. Mark Three days of food poisoning is evil. The skulking Invisible Cows of Mauna Kea with their bedevilling lowing are most evil. Live spelled backward is evil. Edward W. Lindell Rock music is Evil.
Christian music is Evil.
Virginia Lore Regis Philbin is evil. Being a Warfare State is evil. Doug Never making a copy of Notes back in the day is evil. The Persistence of Memory is evil. Not the painting, but the concept.