Strong magnetic field emanating from Mars makes all television sets run nothing but The Food Network 24-7. Great chance to catch long-awaited REO Speedwagon reunion. Truth told, a big rock concert isn't really gonna stop a killer asteroid. Let's get America's biggest slugger, Mark McGwire out there with a huge bat to meet it. I figure we put Mark back on Andro to pump him up a bit, then send him out there to take his hacks at the biggest baseball he'll ever see.
Baseball goes from America's game to Earth's game.
I mean it's not like anyone's gonna save the planet playing cricket. If successful, next season McGwire will negotiate a salary so big we'll have to sell Louisiana back to the French to pay it. David Copperfield Master Magician David Copperfield has won international acclaim with his incredible power to make such things as train cars and The Statue of Liberty disappear. On a nationally televised special, David stands atop the Great Pyramid and, as zero hour approaches, simply magics the asteroid away. Claudia Schiffer probably makes an appearance.