You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. A fool and his money are soon partying. Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back. Half the people you know are below average.