Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind. All students get the same grade they got last year. Grade is determined by G-d. All theoretical physics is really mathematics.
All theoretical chemistry is really physics.
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