I actually enjoyed the movie for about three minutes, those would be the periods when Mr. Barns or the drunk fishermen appeared. The entertainment value should be obvious there, plus it gave me an idea. Several stiff drinks helped me through the second viewing. Latin American oldies attract monsters. Seeing credits for a choir at the beginning of a horror movie does not bode well.
Air traffic controllers the world over communicate in English.
If you're trying to break up with a girl don't sleep with her. Drainage pipes are primary targets of terrorists. If people think you're a witch don't keep hay lying around. Plastic explosive is detonated by rocket fuse. If you go fishing for giant monsters better use 16,000lb test line.