Alien gimps use crossbows even though they have the technology to make a Deathsphere. An alien theory is obviously the best reason for people dying around you. Professors have no tact. Never tell the girl with alcohol all over her and no arm to hold the candle. Closets have stairs.
Aliens have finger saws.
Suntanning lotion is poisonous to aliens. 40 mins-Pointless miming. 47 mins-Apparently they have walking for miles, it's pitch dark now. 59 mins-Rolling head. No one notices for a whole minute.