Quote a famous personality who supports evolution. Set up either or situations. If the children are not taught evolution, they will all flunk out of college. Make handy use of the non sequitur. Sweeping statements clean up the debate.
All scientists agree that evolution is a fact.
Blind them with science. Two pedal navicular bones exhibit extensive cuboideonavicular facest and the pedal phalanges are highly curved. Make confident assertions. Pretend to have hurt feelings or get angry. This throws the opposition off guard.