Hats are a part of our everday lives, yet often we do not stop to think of their importance, beauty, harmony, or crafted artisanship. Some hats make us look happy, some prep us for burial of the dead, some join people in wedlock, some are encouraging, and some are intimidating. Some are for show and some are to protect your cranium. The psychotronic rays beamed from appliances can affect the brain much like extended cellphone use or work in a coal mine would.
Cancer can develop, people can die.
The badness can be extinguished by the simple art of Foil Hats. Brought to attention first by simple low-budget plays and children's fantasies, foil hat benefits soon became known. Those who wore foil hats led healthier lives altogether - much like how mormons live to be 120 years old. Of course not. Foil hats can have the same smashing styles and fashion seen in contemporary and modern fashion magazines.