The disco is open all night. Well, his roommate, Joey, who is a scuba diver, woke up and shot him with a speargun. Joey was just about to have Johnny stuffed and mounted on the wall when little Suzie, who is a lawyer, rushed in, handed Johnny her card and asked him if he wanted to play a neat game called Personal Injury Suit. I have seen enough skin here to reupholster the air-ship, Hindenburg. I can always tell when that happens cause my room looks out onto the beach, and all the boys start running by with their binoculars.
Boys can be so immature about nudity.
Why, it'll seat fifty people. Well, I'll close, Mom, I see some binoculars on the beach. And don't worry about that old so-called Godfather being mad at me. I'm brushing my teeth, changing my underwear and saying my prayers. Why, just this morning I prayed that the maid would come get this horse's head out of my bed.