So order some pizza, grab the remote and plonk your fat ass on the couch. Seven attractive young people must live in a beach house with a rotting corpse splayed out across the kitchen table.
Contestants can rack up points by eating directly off the corpse.
Last to hurl wins a year's free tuition and therapy. Five contestants are placed in a small room with Charlie Rose, Larry King and Howard Stern. The last person to go insane wins a million dollars. Contestants are placed in restraints, their mouths duct-taped and eyelids propped open with toothpicks, and seated in front of Regis Philbin while he recounts his favorite Kathy Lee anecdotes. If no contestant is able to break free and strangle him, Regis gets to live.