My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.