Always a cocktail waiting with the cookies. No big space-taking gifts to lug around in sack. Reindeer enjoy swim break. Mrs. Claus always wants to come along for the ride. Good chance to check his compass heading.
Charts are great when lost.
Likes to borrow GPS units for few hours. Top ten things Santa hates about Live-Aboards. Keeps getting butt stuck in mast. Ultra Long Life Eggnog. Cookies are always store-bought.