Amazons are not afraid of commitment. No Peter Pan complexes. When an amazon moves in, you can get the stainless steel cage, buy supplies in bulk and have the towels monogrammed. They're perfectly happy to stay put, thank you very much. Amazons are intelligent.
Amazons are pigs.
I am constantly discussing diet conversion methods, tricks and techniques. When a call comes in about an amazon, however, I divulge my own little secret developed through years of careful, methodical, scientific research. Take an empty bowl. Fill it with chopped veggies and fruit. Put it in front of the amazon.