According to witnesses, the dogs became inseperable after meeting in the giant pile of shoes. While many wished them success, some skeptics predicted the relationship will not last long. Most usually the sock is found several days later, chewed up and tossed aside. Or the actual dog ends up with a bad case of sock burn. Either way, it's not pretty.
Analysts also fail to see any corporate synergy.
Things just don't fit here. Still, the couple has been in seclusion and unavailable to the press since Sunday evening. Contact me for details. These remaining tshirts are sure to be a collector's item someday. Buy now .