While some opt for religious outlets others have found solace in entertainment. I buy myself two or three each day, and I retire next month. Several other alternatives exist. Bicycles have always been fashionable. They are agile enough to slip through road barricades, and have enough get up and go to out distance the quickest construction worker.
Cars limit sun tans to left forearms, but bikes allow for full body coverage.
Often, a car's windshield brings bugs and vermin to a halt before a driver can enjoy their company, but bikes allow for intimate interaction between a riders face and spawning bugs on virtually every ride. If a bike seems a little too risque, other forms of transportation abound. Taxpayers have been dumping money into the LTD for several years, perhaps now is the time to make a return on that investment. Maybe the chance of catching a blood born pathogen, or an STD are greater on the LTD than a bathroom in most third world countries. I say park the wheels and hitch a ride.