A solicitor to give the instructions, a junior barrister to interpret the instructions and carry out preliminary analysis of the problem, and a QC to present the bulb to the socket. The combined fees are guaranteed to exceed the value of the lamp. No need to be sheepish. The Battle of Agincourt was last year. I left this till last to provide a sting in the tail.
Accountants do it on spreadsheets.
I believe web pages should be accessible to all browsers, rather than surfers being browbeaten into switching to some particular browser to see a page. I am currently going through this site trying to achieve this as far as possible, but I do not have any means of testing it with all the dozens of browsers out there. When I think I have managed it with a page I'll include this paragraph at the end and a suitable logo at the top. This page last updated 9th November 1998 Apologies for the advert - it's barter for the counter.