The chairs are not to become airborne. The waitress owns her ass, and it belongs to her, leave it alone. Slow and easy fuck against the bar is a drink, not a suggestion.
All weapons are to be checked at the door.
No cat fights without enough prior notice to sell tickets. Only food sold at the bar is allowed in these premises. The bar sells no food. No fucking profanity in the God Damn bar. All drunk, attractive ladies will be protected by the bar and given a place to sleep.