I tried to get it out, but it just wouldn't budge. Knock knock on the bathroom door. Daddy wants in. I've been in for 20 minutes. Get out of shower, walk to door, unlock door, run backwards quickly back to the shower.
Daddy walks in and starts shaving.
I just stay in the shower tugging and grunting. Dad wonders why I'm in still in the shower. Steps out of shower, making sure I don't bare the butt cheeks and the strange protrusion. Get a towel, rap it around me, and run like hell for my room. Never again will any foreign objects enter my ass.