One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
Two blondes and a brunette were walking down the beach when a seagull dumps a load on one of the blondes. By the time she gets back, that seagull will be miles away. Toilet out of order. Please use floor below. But Vladamir had no success.