He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. No one answered. Some of the locals shifted restlessly. He saddled-up and started to ride out of town. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. The older you get, the better you realize you were.