What a surprise I had. After a short pause, the person on the other end told me that I had the wrong number. Language Barrier I was playing a tag type of game with some of my classmates in my backyard one day. We all decided to go on the bumper cars. Having only been on a bumper car once when I was around six years old, I wasn't really sure how to drive one.
Any idiot can do that with no problem at all.
Unfortunately for me, I proved to be far worse than an idiot. As soon as we got on, I immediately chased after this woman who was driving in front of me. Out of her excitement, she started shrieking and giggling as I got closer to bumping her car. This attracted the attention of the people waiting in line, the attendant, the other drivers, and everyone passing by the area. So, as I got ready to ram the woman, I gave out a loud, maniacal laugh and jerked the steering wheel to the right.