Never arrange paperwork in the right order, or even facing the right way. Put a few upside down and backwards. On top of paying with a three-party check, pay one of the dollars you owe in cash. When an extractor receives cash, no matter how small an amount, he has to take it to a special desk and fill out many nasty forms. Write a little letter of appreciation.
Any letter received has to be read and stamped, regardless of what it is about.
Write your letter on something misshapen and unconventional. Like on the back of a grocery sack. 8. Big envelopes have to be torn and sorted differently than regular business-sized ones. An added bonus to the big envelope is that they take priority over other mail, forcing them to hurry up and deal with your mess first. Always put extra paper clips on your forms.