B is for baseball bats - despite possessing only one active baseball team, sales are booming in what has become the chicest accessory for any self respecting paramilitary in Northern Ireland. C is for crack or craic as Northern Irelanders say when propositioning some frightened looking American tourist to have some fun. E is for England , one of the North's few unifying factors. F is for Fenian , derogatory term for Catholic. See England H is the most dangerous letter in the Northern Ireland alphabet.
Catholics supposedly say haitch , when Protestants say aitch .
There may not be any scientific evidence for this trait but bigots can't even spell scientific - so, depending on how you say it, H can get you a right kicking. Both horribly wrong off the mark, just expensive and bored with Northern politics. J is for Justice . Both sides claim the other gets more than they do. K is for Kyle - Ian Paisley's cute middle name.