He cannot resist.
Butter causes cancer in lab monkeys.
And when the cancer eats you up, I swear, Melinda, I'm not even going to be able to haul you out myself. The men from the mortuary will have to bring in their jumbo wheelbarrow to do the job. Melinda doesn't look up. The butter is hissing, ready. She lays the bacon in strip by strip, gently, like putting a baby in its crib.