Democrats raise Airedales, kids, and taxes. Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the wall. Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel that they're entitled to a little fun first.
Democrats make plans and then do something else.
Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made. Republicans sleep in twin beds - some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats. Click here for our 'Recipe of the Day' pages. Click here to subscribe.