A common material used by every day people. Members applauded Rev. Smith's ensuing ban on oxygen. These units will take the filthy, dirty, morally polluted secular air that circles most of the globe, and transform it into Christianized air. It will be similar to secular air in every way, only it will be 'Christian,' so it will be better. A team of experts, led by Dr. Jonathan Edwards, is hard at work on developing a method by which the air can be made sacred, and at the same time be easily distributed in fashionable containers.
Church members can still expect to see a substantial increase in tithe, however.
Pastor Smith assures everyone that God is smiling at every penny spent.