The first bump is not bad the next one is very harsh, as you clinch the muscles between your legs in full steady mega power force to avoid further injury, you feel the sharp pain of a slow seeping burn begin underneath near the back of your pants. As you try to maneuver the vehicle, you try to sit up to avoid the wet sting of torture centering near your loins. At this point, you grab the cup and hold it out to maintain control, and pull the car over. You look up for a moment and you see that a cow has decided to cross the road in front of you. Almost too late to stop, you plant on the brakes and the car skids, screaming at the top of your lungs, the car screeching a loud horrifying sound, you land in a steep ditch, but have left the animal unharmed.
Coffee is now everywhere inside.
All over you and the once beautiful light leather upholstery. The gash from the side of your head is now bleeding seriously, from the crack you made with your head in the windshield. You look over and notice there is still some coffee left in the cup after all. You reach down and lift the cup, trembling to your lips, taking a sip of perfectly warm delicious gourmet coffee, and feel that the day will just be okay after all. Our crack team of research experts have discovered that if you make your own coffee at home, it can add years to your life and keep the cost of car insurance to a minimum, not to mention the money saved for cosmetic surgery and auto repair.