All linen will be dyed red. This will allow us to reuse linen that has been contaminated with blood. In addition, we will have a monthly contest. The crew that transports the most patients on one set of linen will win a free biscuit from Hardee's.
Attendants can cut oxygen use by sitting at the patient's head and blowing into the tubing.
Do not exceed 45 mph. When possible, get behind a semi to cut wind resistance. You should be able to coast a long distance before being forced to once again engage the engine. Remove all heavy equipment from ambulances such as thumpers, defibrillators, etc., whenever possible. Several new policies will be implemented.