Carlin Quotes Main Gems from the mind of George Carlin Atheism is a non-prophet organization. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Women like silent men, they think they're listening. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.