Turn on the stove. You might have to mess with the buttons a bit to get the right burner. Put the hot dogs in. You can read Usenet or something while they're cooking. To know when they're done, throw the hot dogs against the refrigerator.
Corn Take a can of corn.
Any brand works. Open the can. You can use a manual can opener or an electric one, if you have one. If you want you can get rid of all the water by putting it in a strainer. Then put it in a bowl and put it in the microwave for about 3 minutes.