This is where English puts its feet up and lets down its hair. Farm Hand Muddy is the person who finds a lot of this stuff and you should send any comments or contributions her. She'd be absolutely delighted to hear from you. If you've got a favourite quirk of English, a funny story or a 'wonderful word' then please share it with us. Contact Muddy Thanks also to all the others who have contributed in any way to this month's collection of oddities - keep them coming.
Clones are people two.
Entropy isn't what it used to be. Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses. A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese. A waist is a terrible thing to mind. Air pollution is a mist-demeanour.