We ve scoured our in-boxes and the Web to bring you some of the funniest computer and networking jokes the Internet has to offer. Quick to the punchline. Most jokes on the Internet run hundreds of words. Now, thanks to Usenet, we know this is not true. I'll go find out what they want.
All computers wait at the same speed.
The car breaks down. Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. I think we should clear out the fuel system. The doctor pointed out that according to Biblical tradition, God created Eve from Adam's rib. This obviously required surgery, so therefore surgery was the oldest profession in the world.