If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. If you drink, don't park.
Accidents cause people.
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Don't squat with your spurs on. Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.