Women would have to be dumb as a doornail to do anything for yo u. I imagine never getting it up in the bedroom. They have colleges for you. They are called clown colleges. That's about as far as you could get with your attitude.
Clowns are t ruly, truly evil Good luck ever getting happiness in a relationship.
Cuz I know for a fact you'll never get married. You wouldn't be here if your mother didn't have you. I took a little poll in my calc. As for ticklin g Elmo six times a day, well, honey, you really ought to experience what that does to a man's endurance and reload time. You are too stupid to even understand what IT students do.