Many of you folks around here are tired of hearing me complain about the way people drive in Columbus. It won't happen again. The Columbus Drivers Mafia sent a hit-man, literally, to change my point of view. I now see that I was wrong all along. Columbus drivers aren't ignorant of Georgia's driving laws or basic common-sense rules, they're just misunderstood geniuses on wheels.
Any idiot can use a turn signal or stop at a red light.
Faith Hill, the Dixie Chicks, Shania Twain. 717 Georgia Ave., Columbus, died Friday. Sconiers Funeral Home, Columbus. Striffler-Hamby Mortuary, Macon Road Chapel, Columbus. Do not republish or frame without permission.