You've probably already seen the pictures of my people, Doug and Missy. They like me to call them mommy and daddy. They're pretty good as far as people go, but then again good help is so hard to find these days. Sometimes they let my food bowl get half empty and sometimes my water bowl just doesn't smell quite right, but they try hard to take care of me.
Daddy leaves almost everyday to go somewhere.
He must be going hunting I guess, but he never brings home any food. He just smells funny when he gets home. After a week or so of him coming home empty-handed, mommy gets tired of it and goes hunting herself. She always brings home bags and bags of food. She must be a better hunter than him.