Don't burn bridges, especially if he's good in Biology. Plain pasta never constituted a complete meal before. The health service attendants are there because they couldn't make it in a real hospital, never ever forget that. Forget putting the toilet seat down, you just pray that they flush. Frisbee becomes a contact sport.
Care packages rank up there with birthdays.
It never sucked so much to get sick. Pop a vitamin and breakfast is covered. Learn to love your roommate, especially when he leaves you the room. You'll learn more about male genitalia than you ever thought necessary, guys talk more about that than women and sex put together. Beware the freshman 15, or in some cases, the freshman cup size.