This movie assaulted me with a huge amount of Christmas carols, rapid camera cuts, and Santa Claus suits, but all in all it isn't too bad. Santa outfits make snazzy pajamas. Santa has a real problem with pornography. Random sound effects and humming do not generate suspense. Do not poke fun at a psychotic Santa.
Church services are a prime location for mass slaughter.
Santa wears a skirt and is a mighty fine dancer. Santa's belly must be moved manually in order to shake like a bowl full of jelly. When it comes to unlawful entry, windows are the better alternative to chimneys. Christmas tree ornaments make handy weapons in a bind. Cops from the Bronx should not sing Christmas carols.