During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to the waist level on the man lying beside her.
All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone to talk you down. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned to a partner who is their polar opposite. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris. If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition, even if you haven't been carrying any before now. You are very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.