Jawbreakers and gumballs hurt when fired from a catapult. Pink golfballs are deadly, especially for midgets. A rachet can fix anything wrong with a car. Getting smacked upside the head with a guitar sucks. Spanish Moss is native to deserts.
Communists hate rock and roll.
Vegas looks just like the Emerald City. Death is water soluble. 1 min - Stock nuclear test footage, hello apocalypse. 33 mins - Hey kid, shut up. 67 mins - That guy didn't even get touched and he fell over.