11.If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 12.If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. 14.Never mess up an apology with an excuse. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 16.If you drink, don't park.
Accidents cause people.
17.Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. 20.Don't squat with your spurs on. 21.Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 22.The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 23.Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.