I, I that is. I must use protection. There's diseases everywhere. Anal sex has an extremely high rate of disease transfer. Don't fucking breathe the air then.
Breathing causes cancer.
Yes but not as quickly as smoking. And besides, second hand smoke is cheaper. So I'm just trying to save you money when I blow second hand smoke in your face. Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out. I'd buy a voodoo blow up doll and make chicks fuck me.