The best way to revive an unconscious woman is by pouring 7UP on her. Being smacked on the ass with a meat tenderizer will kill you. Women should be ironed on low heat or else they might scorch. A woman's left nipple is full of white milk, while the right nipple is full of chocolate milk. This does not depend on the woman's childbearing status.
Bouncers are helpless against a weakly swung cane.
Poland is the leading exporter of acid. 6 mins - I bet that he could take off his vest and blend into that ugly couch just like a chameleon. I'd do a better job of struggling. Obviously there is some vital organ located in a woman's ass. The other possibility is that she was allergic to tomatoes, but we will never know for certain.