Do not fear freshies, we have provided a guide for things you may need to translate in the near future. I missed class because I was in the bathroom. I left my Trapper Keeper in my locker. I left mah Trappuh Keepuh in mah locker. Wake up and stop drooling on my notes.
Class be over, wake down and cut de droolin' on mah notes.
Once you get the syllabus, you don't have to show up to class until the exam. Once ya' git de syllabus, ya' duzn't gots'ta show down t'class until de 'esam. Why kin't ah' get me some OE at da damn Hub. Our school radio station really blows. I can't believe they let them play that crap.