The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. The dreams stuff is made of. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
No one is listening until you make a mistake. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.