Yes, that's my final answer. I'd like to call a friend. These are bits of wisdom gained by a father who was educated by his rather active children. There is no such thing as child proofing your house. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a Superman cape.
Baseballs make marks on ceilings.
A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 08 Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, lots of it. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 sq.ft. 13 Duplos will not. 14 Playdough and microwaves should never be used in the same sentence.