Apparently Keillor believes that women, invariably, are victims in one-night stands. Based on this erroneous belief, he tells the woman that she should not inform the father since the father is merely a sperm donor. Someone should wake Keillor up to the sexual revolution. It apparently has been a long time since he has been in the dating world. Since sex was consensual, they are both responsible for the child that they created together.
Actions always carry consequences, for both men and women.
I know this is going to make me sound like a Scrooge, but I don't find Jewish people bragging about celebrating Christmas either cute or amusing. I find it sad. As most moderately observant Jews can tell you, there is a major Jewish holiday almost every month. The most important and to my mind the most beautiful Jewish holiday of all falls each week, Shabbat. Its sad to me that so many Jewish people are unaware of the richness and joy to be found in their own traditions.