I loved how he was always pushing Edward's buttons. Derrick was such a fun prick, and all we kids of that era knew someone like him. And the best part was, Schroeder had to spell it out for the audience. Of course, the hotties laugh him off and wander away. They're probably being pimped by Derrick as you read this.
Derrick has another key, and cranks up the cable-porn moans.
Of course, since Freddy is a pussy, he breaks his glases and doesn't see the show. THEN pretended to get mad and tell on 'em etc. etc. I am not ashamed to say tho' my head is full of 80's TV like Silver Spoons, it leaves me smiling, whereas modern life is filled with horror and horseshit. Bless Our God Television. There are some cool episodes after Alfonso joined the cast, but the first two seasons are far superior.