Monty Python's Life of Brian 4. Monty Python and the Holy Grail Top Ten Alternate Words for Vomiting 10. Blow chunks 6. Worship the porcelain god 2. The cup of shit should be placed in the weak hand, and the large, heavy, bladed weapon in the strong hand.
All players draw straws.
The player who draws the most convincing picture of a straw goes first. After that player's turn is over, play progresses to the left. The winner is the last player alive. If more than one player remains alive after all have thrown their shit, the game is a tie. Sadism not masochism.