The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels. The epistles were the wives of the apostles. One of the opossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan. St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony which is another name for marriage.
Christians have only one spouse.
This is called monotony. After the christening of his baby brother in church, Little Tim sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent.