Shut up, no one asked you. Maybe I should get this thing out on the market. Maybe I'll see you sometime soon. All you need to do now is print this puppy out, shove it in an envelope, stick a stamp on it, and throw it at the mail carrier as you rush to your next class. I hope all your friends appreciate the time and energy it took to fill this letter out.
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