We need a new word for pussy. That's what this pretty bartender from Michigan told me. Pussy sounds too squishy.
Cunt is too hard.
Vagina might as well be an isosceles triangle or a cut of veal. She's got monster chops she takes for granted. I wrote 12 hours a day for awhile cut down to five for awhile before I got married for awhile and had to fight to do one for awhile. It has a ring to it. If she stays focused and respects her instrument she might actually make it in this town.