Most remain unmated. Any fisherman will tell you it's against the law to use goldfish for bait. Each tries with its forelimbs to hold the other underwater until the weaker gives up. You get more mail on Thursdays, if typical. Women eat more hotdogs than men do.
All polar bears have bad breath.
And that goes for eagles, too. Or so says a pizza maker. Among army ants, the commanding general is always female. It's reported more men than women use deodorant. You're colorblind at dusk.