Never point a super soaker at the pope. Security guards will in all likelihood get the wrong idea.
Bonfires are something best experienced externally.
Never tell a pimp you hate his tie. Sure if a gigantic boulder was falling from the sky, it would be cool to stand under it and feel the sky blotted out as the rock got closer and closer, but that kind of fun only goes so far. Yes elephants have beautiful tusks, and no you're not allowed to hang your laundry from them. Avoid McBorscht under all circumstances. We're glad you've moved to our neighborhood.