We're very serious in this country about the prevention of bad hair. If you wanted to cut hair, you'd have to go to hair college, pass a series of tests, then apply for a license. To have kids, all you need are working ovaries. This is stupid. Bad hair grows out.
Bad children grow up and replicate.
Actually, the only people who should be allowed to raise kids are those who find the prospect terrifying. Bringing a few new felons into the world doesn't scare you. You know full well that he isn't sitting home on Saturday nights pondering Lamaze alternatives. It's obvious that he either isn't ready to make a commitment, or he isn't ready to make a commitment to you. You don't really have a boyfriend.