If you work in an office, you're always hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, the bathtub to the living room. You tend to be not particularly attractive physically, but you have a very, very good head. Keep your distance from Moon Pies. Collards have a genius for communication.
Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers.
As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache. Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart. Whiskers may cause problems for loved ones.