Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens. The fire department in San Diego has at least a 5-minute response time. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
Don't flush the toilet when you dad's in the shower. Never dare your little brother to paint the family car. Stay away from prunes. Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do. Never spit when on a roller coaster.