After hearing about the hard work that went into making it, I decided that I could not rest until I personally saw to it that the flag was returned to its rightful owners. So I am currently spending every waking moment in pursuite of the Safari flag. Unfortunately, just as I was running across the street to nab the flag, I was hit by a car and knocked out. When I came to in the dirt next to the road, the flag was nowhere to be seen. Don't worry about me, it'll take more than a Chevy to stop yours truly.
Broken bones heal.
Hopefully you will hear from me soon with better news to report. So I rushed to our nation's capital and began scouring the city for the flag. As luck would have it, I was taking a break at the mall with the Capital building in the background when I turned and there it was. Somebody was waggling the Safari flag at me. I was gaining on him when a big Rotweiler came out of nowhere and mauled me.