After 45 years of Communist rule, it's impossible to find clean, uncontaminated Transylvanian soil for bottom of coffin. After 100 years of trying, still can't score with Elvira. No bat is safe with Ozzy Ozbourne around. Exhausted from all those Calvin Klein photo shoots. No small task beating F. Lee Bailey to a warm body.
Baboon heart makes everything taste gamey.
Sick and tired of being mistaken for Keith Richards. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.