Feed it oatmeal. Go to the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta and infect yourself with every virus known to man. Spend enough on medical bills to put the children of your family doctor through college and medical school. It's like I said, you gotta buy one if you want to get one free. You just can't prevent it.
Autumn is beautiful, to a leaf it is an unconscionable tragedy.
I believe the philosopher Immanual Kant once said that the the mark of intelligence is the ability to hold two contradictory thoughts in ones mind simultaneously. By that definition, every two year child on the planet is a genius. Back to Russell Clark's home page.