Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
All comments become null and void after seven days.
If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way. It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together. Let us ogle. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.