Front of shirt is wet. Mouth not open while drinking, or glass applied to wrong part of face. Buy another pot and practice in front of a mirror. Continue with as many pots as necessary until drinking technique is perfected. Drink fails to give any satisfaction or taste.
Beer is unusually pale and clear.
Find someone who will buy you another pot. Peanuts are unusually tasteless and difficult to chew. You are eating your remaining money. Loudly accuse the bar of giving you counterfeit money. Feet cold and wet.