Here's some thoughts from the lighter side of things. These are actual answers that kids gave to church school questions 1. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark 2. Humor thy father and mother 3. Holy acrimony is another name for marriage 4.
Christians can only have one wife.
This is called monotony 5. The Pope lives in a Vacuum 6. A republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible 7. The new mom had a frazzled look on her face. Oh, no, I don't have to do that yet.