Copyright 2000-2001 Monkeyfist Collective. But we mustn't overdo it here and claim that Cuba is a good place. It's a Commie dictatorship.
Commie dictatorships suck.
Sure, corporate America is designed to grind the masses under the wheel of wage slavery. But if you have a little something on the ball, you can generally trade in your crappy corporate wage slavery for a different, more benign master. In Cuba, there's only one team to play for. If you don't like it, and don't want to be quiet and take it, you can cast yourself into the sea on a Michelin inner tube. Or you can wait around for some minion of the secret police to come cast you in a dungeon.