Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Youngman Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
Beer is good food.
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. It's better to have beer in hand than gas in tank. Life is too short to drink cheap beer. All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year.