Men invade another country. Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel. Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
Any girl can be glamourous.
All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.