CrapGoth Lurches around the dance floor with a distinct lack of rythmn. Dresses with style and panache. Wears the same outfit week in-week out. CoolGoth makeup is tasteful and restrained. CrapGoth Slaps on inch thick layer of white face paint.
Crayons round the eyes for that drunken consumptive panda look.
If I had Angst I'd be listening to the smiths. CrapGoth Shouts to the world how truly angstridden they are. CoolGoth Sits in the corner silent and unmoving because they're too pissed to stand up or speak CrapGoth Sits in the corner silent and unmoving because they think it makes them look interesting. Good dress sense. CoolGoth Owns luxury apartment with valet parking CrapGoth Lives with mother.