A beer won't worry that you'll go to jail if you videotape a Giants game without the expressed, written consent of the National Football League. A beer won't make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that tastes like STP Oil Treatment. When you're through with a beer, the thought of another beer doesn't make you ill. You don't have to impress a beer. You don't have to see your beer every night.
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A BEER 1. You can spend all night with women and still find your car keys. Geeky undergrads don't need to show their ID to get a woman. You can have sex with a woman without cutting your winkie in her. You can have a woman as many times as you want without having to pray to the porcelain goddess.