So kill the gerbil and start talking to people for a change. Otherwise, things are going quite smoothly, what with the singing trees and flowering birds and stuff. Buy some mauve bodypaint and pretend to be one of them, that'll certainly get them off your trail. You can also re-invent the radish, June is especially good for that, astrologically speaking. And stop worrying about your parents, they're old enough to change their own diapers now.
All options are available.
Although you ought to think twice about purple hay. It might pose a health hazard. Pick some wild flowers. And your fashion sense is back on track, too, which is even more important. For the past few weeks, you've had the nagging feeling that there's something wrong.