I fought for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right now. I will fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them. I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the road. I say give the road to the chickens and let them decide. The government needs to let go of controlling every movement of the chickens so they can get across the road on their own.
Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil tire makers.
Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays tire makers to create the need for these roads and then lures chickens into believing there is an advantage to crossing them. Down with the roads, up with chickens. Home of electile dysfunction. Relax, Retire, ReVote. Where your vote counts and counts and counts.