Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
A closed mouth gathers no feet. If you look like your passport picture, you deserve the trip. Always yield to temptation because it may not pass your way again. Bill's travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.