Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors. Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven. The stick shift of computing.
Computers are unreliable, but humans are more unreliable.
Computers can never replace human stupidity. Network management is like trying to herd cats. Part-time musicians are semiconductors. At a recent PC User's Group meeting, a company was demonstrating its latest speech-recognition software. A representative from the company was just about ready to start the demonstration and asked everyone in the room to quiet down.