The more babies that are made, the more available women. Your sexist views are keeping women from being priests. It's very simple to me. The fewer women priests, the more available honeys for you. It's very simple.
Condoms stop babies from being born.
More babies leads to more available women for you and me. And besides, it doesn't feel good with a condom on. Everyone loves the pope. Everyone has been converted to his womanizing ways. A few Our Fathers and Hail Mary's can be heard in the background.