A wise man knows everything, a shrewd one, everybody. Moral victories don't count. All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own. The Illuminati are watching. Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.
All syllogisms have three parts.
Therefore, this is not a syllogism. I'll have to put something into their food to make them forget about this. We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you. The government hates the competition. A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.