Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug. Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble. Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed. Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
Waits until he has to crap, then does both. Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe. Stands on box, falls in, drowns. Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants. Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.