A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves. I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.