Hell, if you're daring enough to stick with this method, you may never have to look a menacing box of Tide in the face again. It costs more, but no one I know has ever gotten bleach in their eyes shopping for new clothes. As far as the colors go, stay away from suh enemies as browns, oranges, and chartreuses. It's not that I know what color chartreuse resembles, but if you tell a girl you're wearing a chartreuse sweater, she'll probably pee herself from uncontrollable laughter. Your best bet is blue.
Chicks melt over blue.
They're wearing blue jeans. Sure, they're cut like a Greek God, but don't worry. It's the denims that the women are responding to, trust me. Also, unless you own a Harley, it's best to stay away from black. You don't want her to think you're an ordained minister.