If you feel the need to waste a lot of bandwidth and time check out this site . You'll have to hunt around and click things that aren't obvious to get to the good stuff. Try the buttons at the top, then check the list. I liked roasting the people, and shooting down the airplanes. So go there and be offended as soon as possible.
Database backend now runing the chicken.
I wrote it in Perl using about 250 lines. Hopefully I'll update things more often now. I don't know what's next - hopefully something cool. I would like to add javascripts for easily adding HTML tags into my story submition program. Well, fill out this form and in a matter of seconds you will get a topnotch presidential speech, all you have to do is read it off the TelePrompTer.