I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. My house is on the median strip of a highway. I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. I don't know how I got there.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.