Care packages rank up there with birthdays. Pop a vitamin and breakfast is covered. Learn to love your roommate, especially when he leaves you the room. Even though the beds are long, they are also extra narrow. Things that were a huge deal in high school are now commonplace.
Computer games go in and out faster than the latest fashions.
Any game can be made into a drinking game. Find one thing you like in the dining hall and go with it. You will hear more stupid nicknames than you ever thought possible. Cereal makes a meal any time of day. ATMs are the devil's advocate.