I n every episode of South Park, little Kenny is brutally killed while his friends sit idly by. Each episode of The Simpsons features the adventures of Itchy and Scratchy, a mouse and cat that, among other things, skin each other alive with meat cleavers. They should also include a signature and telephone number.
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