Republican children are named after their parents or grandparents, according to where the money is. Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don't. Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel that they're entitled to a little fun first.
Democrats make plans and then do something else.
Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made. That is why there are more Democrats. This annual event is right across the street from campus, and you will be amazed by the variety of foods, cultural events, marshall arts, and the like crammed into the three days of the festival. Moreover, the weather is perfect.