Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.