If it seemed thin, I'm sure it's because they're gearing up for their special collector ashtray issue. You'd think she would have noticed that they had so little they could enjoy together before they got engaged. It might be a good time to go back over the guest list for your wedding and eliminate the groom. The hype says that cigar smoking is a way to meet more interesting people and that the variety of cigar colors, shapes, and sizes makes them an interesting topic for conversation. Your cigar is brown and my cigar is brown.
Crayons also come in different colors, shapes, and sizes.
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