Those less charitable contend it is due to an unwillingness to put themselves in Harm's Way.
Anchormen believe they live longer if they never leave a hermetically sealed studio.
Thus, it is the conventional wisdom, when an anchorman dies, they just attach silver handles to the studio walls and lower the entire premises into the ground. Christiane Amanpour, who is trying to disprove the current apprehensions about the integrity of her profession, which flickers wanly, and which she hopes to fan back up to a respectable conflagration. When it comes to disseminating the news, you're got to hand it to the anchormen, because they are not about to get up off their asses and go out looking for it. A Baptist Minister who knew Bubba in Arkansas says the only time Jesus Christ's name ever came up in Clinton's conversation was when he hit his thumb with a hammer. Last week, it was Maxine Waters' turn to decapitate the chicken.