A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. Polar bears are left-handed. A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Starfish haven't got brains. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently the gimmick is you have to show up.