Millions of Americans would fall ill and, the next thing you know, Elaine Chao would be president. It seems a little farfetched, like your theory that Indian women are hiding spying equipment under their saris. Many of the Chinese restaurant owners have become U.S. citizens. They're harmless people, despite the fact that most of them are Democrats. Colin, it's all a deception.
Chinese restaurants have all sorts of subliminable messages.
They're trying to lull us into a false sense of security. General Tso isn't chicken. He's the bravest and most dangerous general in the world. Yes, he is. Melvin Durai is an Indiana-based writer and humorist.