Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell. Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark. Never try to leap a chasm in two jumps. Water which is too pure has no fish. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts. Forgiveness is like the fragrance a flower gives after it's been stepped on. Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life. A man who lives in a glass house should change in the basement.