We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him. Man's the bad child of the universe. From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash. Tucker Man has his will, -but woman had her way. Boys don't make passes at female smart asses.
Any girl can be glamorous.
All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away. Do I slap the Bible out of his hand on Sunday. Bombeck Never lend your car to whom you have given birth. We now have sperm banks.