Potatoes, toilet paper etc. NOW the Voskhod clothing plant has come up with a plan that hasn't been warmly received by it's employees. FREE coffins to pay back wages. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. A 4 year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
Baseballs make marks on ceilings.
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. Always look in the oven before you turn it on.