That memo is copied from your office, Blackadder. Oh Darling, I haven't seen the memo myself, but I'm sure it's in the files. The UK Government is not a sinister, corrupt organisation, in league with aliens, performing experiments on their populace and wasting tax-payer's money. No part of this story was coherent. The rights to transmit, copy, reproduce, edit, improve, or publish are none existent, but bear in mind that the author will be a bit miffed if anyone uses the funnier lines to try and pull a girl he was interested in.
Any spelling mistakes are due to an error with the program used to transmit it.
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