You have two ears and one mouth - use them proportionately. Income tax is capital punishment. A half truth is a whole lie. If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. Dr. Livingston I. Presume - full name of Dr. Presume.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
A closed mouth gathers no feet. Some days you're the dog. Some days you're the hydrant. Forgive your enemies - but never forget their names. Anything too stupid to be spoken is sung.