When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. If you had a curse on you, open a box of toothpicks and they will fly up and stick in your face. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Marriage - is an expensive way of getting your laundry done for free. Believe your beliefs and doubt your doubts.