A beer never watchs opera. A beer will never buy a car with automatic transmission. A beer will never complain when you disobey nature. A beer is always ready to leave on time. A beer never fishes for compliments.
Beer tastes good.
A beer will never accuse you of rape. A beer won't raise any objections to an evening of watchin 98. An ice-cold beer will nonetheless let you have your way with it. A beer won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the store. Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is unusually pale and clear.