Ten-page papers used to sound impossible, now they're a Godsend. Plain pasta never constituted a complete meal before. The health service attendants are there because they couldn't make it in a real hospital, never ever forget that. Forget putting the toilet seat down,you just pray that they flush. Frisbee becomes a contact sport.
Care packages rank up there with birthdays.
Pop a vitamin and breakfast is covered. Learn to love your roommate, especially when he leaves you the room. Even though the beds are long, they are also extra narrow. Things that were a huge deal in high school are now commonplace. Computer games go in and out faster than the latest fashions.