He must be dishonest. He either worked hard for his money, or he is just plain lucky. The best things in life are free, like free love. Sunshine breeds flies, because when the sun shines the flies are out. If they have no bread, let them eat cake.
Cake is both tastier and richer in calories.
This is another example of American imperialism. Smith's canned soup empire reaches farther than the Roman empire. Chips is America's most popular soup. It clearly is the best. The draft is illegal.