A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't matter. A cucumber won't want to come on your face. A cucumber won't want to join your support group. A cucumber won't wear shorts to your office party. A cucumber won't work your crossword with ink.
All cucumbers are fresh and juicy.
At a drive-in, you can stay in the front seat. Cucumbers are very easy to pick up. Cucumbers aren't into leathers and chains, talking dirty, or swinging with fruits and nuts. Cucumbers aren't into meaningful conversations. Cucumbers aren't jealous.