A darkly comic tale. Pad is a man, he knows that much. Ask him - although you'll be lucky to get an answer when the cricket is on. But he knows it all the same. He knows that he isn't an animal.
Beasts mount each other and snuffle around in their own effluent.
Pad doesn't do that, although he suspects that some people do. No matter, Pad likes his Thai food, you name me an animal that can cook like Pad. He enjoys a drop of beer of a night, and watches Saturday entertainment shows. He never found the right person to spend his time with, but not many people do. At least we look.