I'm a beer man. What I like about beer is you basically just drink it and order more. You don't sniff at it, or hold it up to the light and slosh it around, or drone on and on about it, the way people do with wine. The hardest part about making beer is siphoning it into bottles. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. It's better to have beer in hand than gas in tank. Life is too short to drink cheap beer. Beer is good food. Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer.