No, that's a runaway train, and all we can do is never mention its real name, never use its services and get the hell out of the way. They're the real criminals here. Well, if you've seen The Hooligan before, you'll know that eventually I'll have a point. I may not even know what it is yet, but I have one. If you're new to The Hooligan, you've either just moved here in the last couple of years or you just plain suck.
Chances are, a little of both.
For the uninitiated, The Hooligan is a sometimes paper that started in 1993 in an effort to give some real aimless 23 year olds jobs as writers, artists and god knows what. What you hold in your hand is the issue that marks The Hooligan's eighth year in existence. Politicians are the scum of the earth. Worse than any drug dealer who would sell to kids. Only the child molesters are lower on the scumbag food chain.