Your inner tranquility and intrinsic comeliness bring a uniform peace to all things hedgehog. I cannot fathom how someone would accept a sizable check from Regis Philbin and then proclaim that he or she is going to waste it on material possessions. Meanwhile, there are people out there who can't afford food or shelter. I hope that you all act sensibly on New Year's Eve. If you drink, don't park.
Accidents cause people.
Let us not worry about Y2K and its purported consequences. It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine. Well, I hear the cyanide tablets dropping into the sulfuric acid can. That means it is time for Sex and the Hedgehog to come to an eternal sleep. I wish all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy 2000.