The cow fell 30,000 feet, and even though it had the whole Sea of Japan to fall into, it hit that fishing trawler dead center. When the truth came out, the fishermen were instantly released. Joseph in the Old Testament was also falsely imprisoned when he told the truth and was not believed. You will be vindicated, as was Joseph. Just don't try the falling cow story the next time you have a fender-bender with your friend's car.
Absurd truth is better than a believable lie.
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