But you sure got a lot to learn about fundraising. I did everything I could for you. I treated you like you were my own flesh and blood. It's people like you that give bums a bad name. Maybe it's better for you to use the flattery approach.
Butter dem up.
Assume the fundraising position. You want to raise funds you gotta give a performance. Here, watch a master at work. It's only money. Now the first thing we do, we check petty cash.