What a mess.
Characters come and go.
They behave in inexplicable ways that remain unexplained. They are generally nice to look at but pale beneath the incredible Tuscan and Roman scenery playing out behind them. I wasn't even going to bother seeing this movie, what with the year-end crunch and all, but a trusted source said it was good. Oh, but look at that lovely island off of Italy, you know, the one with the castle or monastery or whatever it is on it. Oh I don't know who that guy is.