Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else. Communication is something your group is having problems with. You see a good-looking person and know it must be a visitor. Free food left over from meetings is your main staple. Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home.
Art involves a white board.
You're already late on the assignment you just got. All real work gets started after 5pm or on weekends. Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube. Plants in your cube are healthier than your plants at home. Vacation is something you rollover to next year.