From this day forth, Dr. Laura will be heard every morning from 9 to noon. We were besieged by her fans, who were worried. But we've signed a new long-term deal with Dr. Laura. Patrick said he hated to upset Dr. Laura's listeners, who seem to have enough problems already, but he couldn't pass on the opportunity to hire Berlin. You know, if I owned a talk-radio station, I'd make a big play to hire Alvin Van Black.
All similarities end there.