So don't send me any. I generally loath it like lima beans. I'll read Kipling, though, and other good rhymers. Nix on confessional free verse. Anthing reactionary, conservative, right wing, or perfectly preposterous is always entertaining, especially if it's been written by a member of an ethnic, religious or sexual minority group going against the tribal grain.
Comic books are nice.
Don't send anything about UFOs or Angels.