You and your coequals always consume the free food left over from VIP meetings. It's dark when you drive to and from work. Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else. The office symbol on your badge is applied with tape. You see a good looking person and know they are a visitor.
Appearance is more important than substance.
Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home. There is never enough time to do your job, but always enough time to prepare a briefing on it. Art involves a white board and dry markers. Management thinks a business trip with uncompensated mandatory weekend travel is a perk. Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.