African-Americans said they were disenfranchised. Jews said their ballots were highly compromised. Unionists smelled smoke from Florida machinery. Katherine the Great denies Election Day thievery. The Republicans thought they had a wonderful scheme.
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If this were Central America or Africa, the public would howl, About banana republic kings with bones in their jowl. In the Orange Republic, coup leaders wear suits, Blinding us on CNN with spiffy, shiny boots. Pointing at Katherine's clock that always seems to run out, Before the dimples and butterflies can create any doubt. African-Americans said they were disenfranchised. Jews said their ballots were highly compromised.