A pistol in every night stand and a rifle in every pickup. And yet another victory for Truth, Justice, and Automatic Weapons. Because two guns are better than one. Better to hit with a .223 than miss with a .308. Bother, said Pooh, It's your husband and he has a gun.
Cops have bigger guns.
Don't ban guns. Ban postal workers. Don't judge a man only by the caliber of his gun. Don't make me break out the clown mask and the high-powered rifle. Don't mess with hillbillies that own high powered rifles.