Along with being humorous, there are some germs of a good idea here. I took the liberty to edit a bit for brevity sake, but the points are well taken and fun.
Complete ignorance can be effective.
Single mails gripped against have little effect. The relay closest to the offender is the most swamped. This puts the pain in the right place. The otherwise reputable spouse divorces the jerk, and peace breaks out. Killfiles miss the point.