This sandwich is inedible. We got house or Caesar. The salad comes. Full of that crummy iceberg lettuce that has no taste. Forget the food, I need a drink.
Cocktails are worse.
Do not order top shelf brands at an airport bar. You'll be cashing in your ticket to pay for it. So, the next time I see someone at the airport drinking out of a thermos or eating food they brought from home out of a zip lock bag, I won't make fun of them, I'll applaud them. And copy them. The Estrogen Files .