The church directory doesn't have last names. The only time people lock their cars in the parking lot is during the summer, and then only so their neighbors can't leave them another bag of squash. There is a special fund-raiser for a new septic tank. It's not heaven, but you can see heaven from there. And if you're traveling next month, this could be fun.
Admission is free.
It seems there was an old drunk who accidentally stumbled upon a baptismal service one Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeded to walk into the water and stand next to the preacher. The minister then dunked the fellow under the water and pulled him right back up. The Augusta Chronicle . Online since 1996.