I'm a clown. That's my sole mechanism of defense. Very few people will go out of their way to punish a clown. Never lick a gift horse in the mouth. All that glitters has a high refractive index.
Anarchy is better that no government at all.
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.