Obviously, the HQ of these little gems is nothing short of astounding, as witnessed by the sparks that fly whenever you bite into one. The sparks are caused by the sudden release of the stored energies in the candy. WL's are also good for quickies. A steady diet of WL's is NOT recommended, unless you have a desire to become the next Linda Lovelace or John Holmes. You'd probably tear your hair out too if you were messing with experimental nuclear reactors and cosmic death rays, and playing around in a lab full of people who's idea of a good time is seeing how fast Ronnie the Rodent fries under a 1 megawatt laser and extrapolating from that information just how fast you could wipe out a fair-sized city with a weapon that's 100 times as powerful.
Birds have a very special feeling about their droppings.
With the exception of a very few artists, they feel that humans, as a species, have very little taste for real art. They feel this most strongly about statues and automobiles. They think that we are lacking in imagination with our use of color, texture and pattern. When you wash your car, the boring, shiny surface is almost too much for them to bear. So next time you see a bird dropping on your newly washed car, rather than cursing the birds, remember that one lone flier took pity on your lack of artistic expression and decided to add a bit of color and culture to your otherwise dull existence.