Mancunian mayhem A certain game in Barcelona and yours truly is busy readying a frontpage lead story detailing how a makeshift Manchester United side had failed to break an obdurate Bayern Munich defence - under the headline 'Fergie's dream shattered'. Then a big Dane struts upfield, two corners are kicked and, well, you know what happened. We've just phoned the Nou Camp and, yes, Sami Kuffour is still beating the goal-mouth turf. Now let this be a lesson to you - never make your exit before the final whistle. Liam and Noel decide to leave the other 76,000 inside Wembley as Kevin Horlock and Paul Dickov level the scores in stoppage-time.
City go up on penalties.
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