Unpromising that the only three dressing room names that suggest themselves are effectively the same. Maybe they all begin with 'Ch' and end in 'y', so players know where to start. Sammy Lee, by the way, was presumably called Sammo. In the light of this sad state of affairs I propose a competition. All you have to do is to come up with more inventive nicknames for our Premiership heroes than they do for each other.
Credit is given for originality and inventiveness and maybe some silliness as well.
Here are some to start you off. There may be a separate award for each category, I haven't decided yet. You can do better than that. The best will appear in a future column that you can print out and amaze your friends with. And we'll throw in some exclusive Soccernet goodies as well.