I know, you didn't need to know that, and it doesn't say much about me, but it's getting on my nerves. A lot of my friends are lesbian and gay. If this bothers you, tough. I adore Mystery Science Theater 3000. Martha Stewart's my hero.
Beer is good.
I'm redneck enough to really love Nascar racing. Either that, or I was successfully brainwashed by my dad. I think The Darwin Awards are a scream. Not that I'm obsessed, but I'm going to Lilith Fair three times this summer. Okay, I am obsessed.