Please insert Setup Implant 1 in my right nostril. Data, I don't have Setup Implant 1. Not ready reading right nostril. Not ready reading right nostril. Current nose is no longer valid.
Data walks over to the helm, and presses several buttons.
The ship lurches, the images of the Romulan warships suddenly shift to one side of the viewscreen, and a high-pitched whining noise is heard coming from somewhere else in the ship. Yes sir, but last time I tried to call them, I got put on hold for two hours before I was able to talk to anyone. And that person wasn't knowledgeable about androids of Data's model. She specialized in industrial control robots. Suddenly, the lights all go out, the viewscreen goes blank, and all the usual noise of fans, motors, and so on whines to a halt.