Actually, nobody got pay raises. Money was, however, funneled through some high-ranking officials so we could buy a new Saferide bus every other month. Alcohol poisoning is merely a theoretical state, much like absolute zero. Matlock's suit and Clooney's scrubs are the same shade of powder baby blue. I heard somebody got alcohol poisoning last weekend.
Alcohol poisoning is merely a theoretical state, much like absolute zero.
Don't believe the hype. I'm so embarrassed. Oasis puts them all to shame. Shout out to Mike Berkley, Karen and Julie, and Eric Morse, whose columns we have found hard to live without this semester. No way, they're dreamy.