If the baby dies, he can make soup. Cut off its head and count the rings. A potato peeler. Leave it out in the sun. A new Television doesn't deserve to be in the garbage.
Dead babies make the best chomp.
A baby with slashed floaties. Floaties with a slashed baby. As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket. You just have to screw it in tight enough. What's the difference a between a baby and a sheep.