Thou shall not laugh over the horrible grammar, spelling and sentence-structure of Commandment number 05. 07. Thou must abbreviate every expression known to mankind. Thou must realize there is a lot of lonely, desperate people chatting out there, and keep that in mind when they go batty on thou for spending time off of the 'net. Thou must prepare thouself for a gigantic phone-bill, for when the chat moves to thou's phone. All honor is gone.
All etiquette is thrown out the cyber-window.
Thou must realize thou can be whoever thou wants to be, not who thou actually is, and that everyone thou is chatting with probably already realized this. Thou shall be aware that half the women in chat have a penis. Thou shall be aware the other half have no brain. Thou shall learn to despise slow-typists. Thou shall get thou' s sorry ass offline and go use their vocal chords for a change.