Women can't be entrusted to blow up small countries. It's okay to be wasteful as long as it's for a good cause like our convenience. If it weren't for comedy, we might never get at the truth. Serial killing would be more tragic if there weren't so many serial breeders. Picasso wasn't a plastic surgeon.
Children are capable of some pretty remarkable things until they're told otherwise.
Everyone is equal under a nuclear mushroom cloud. Many of us can't see past our debt. You can have it right, or you can have it right now. Failure is a collection of somedays and maybes. You know you're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.