Apparently, someone in USK had discovered a source of black bananas. Now, as you well know, black bananas don't travel too well. A trip to USK was the answer. So, I put my house up for sale and off I went. A bit of an anti-climax.
Black bananas are just ordinary bananas that have been left outside.
No, I didn't enjoy it at all. Oh, and I picked up a nasty infection along the way. So, back home. I'm not defeated, I thought. I'll do some research.