When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil. I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away. It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind. I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap.
The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition. I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye. When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.