In the daytime she is fair and buxom. There's some things a cheap hooker won't do. They sit on your face differently. Bonds mature, blondes don't. A tree knows when it is being cut down.
Blondes cost less per score.
Bigfoot has been spotted. One's a phony buck. A magician has a cunning array of stunts. Jell-o wiggles when you eat it. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.