Your other admin put a coffee cup in the microwave, and it caught on fire. I see ASSistant coming down the hall, teary eyed as usual, staring at me. The microwave was on fire. I don't know why it caught on fire, I just wanted some hot water for my tea. The flames were coming out at me, it was crazy.
Assistant walks away in a huff.
A crowd started to gather, and I actually took a bit of pleasure from recounting the idiocy of her actions. In all honesty, had she burned up the server, it would have made my life a little easier, since I would have been able to replace the aging Dell Power Edge we currently have. Even when you least expect it, someone can destroy your data. Stupidity knows no bounds. The only bad part is, the coffee machine was in that same room, and now my cup is covered with chemical fire agent.