The scouts said he had X Files like ability, you know, sort of supernatural. The guy they call Fredman returned a punt 99 yards by simply running straight up the middle. Every Bengal had a clear shot at him but just bounced off. Frederick caught a 70 yard Donavan McNabb touchdown pass late in the fourth quarter by snagging the ball one-handed on his finger tips on the dead run. Frederick then ran up a rolled up tarp and did a double back flip with two and a half twists.
Any stiff can dunk the ball over the cross bar or walk like a Egyptian after scoring.
The culmination of this bizarre afternoon came when Fredman relieved McNabb in the fourth quarter and threw a 60 yards touchdown pass to himself. They play was legal. The Bengals, with those stupid tiger helmets, deserved to have my talents rubbed in their faces. Fredman refused an 80 million-dollar signing bonus with the Eagles to stay around for the playoffs. In owe them everything I am today.