Canadians Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans. Brits Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island. Aussies Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island. Americans Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer. Canadians Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.
Brits Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
Aussies Drink anything with alcohol in it. Canadians Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect. Brits Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited things. Aussies Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers. If you get one of those pushy people who won't shut up, just listen to their sales pitch.