Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they'll be a mile away and barefoot. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.