But I feel I have something of merit to contribute to the debate. Hydrogen and oxygen. That's the recipe for water. Well, the idea is supposed to be that the water comes from somewhere special, so it tastes better. Well if it tastes better, it must have something extra in it.
Different dirt is what makes water from different places taste different.
Then we could all start by buying clean water. There wouldn't be different brands of clean water, because it's either clean or it isn't. Then we could add a pinch of whatever kind of dirt we're in the mood for. Now, before any of you biochemnerds start emailing me about minerals, electrolytes, and other impurities, think for a minute. The use of the seatbelt.