If Frank isn't singing about something, he's having sex with someone, gender is no problem. Needless to say it's a short time before Frank has explored Rocky, Janet, and Brad. Oh, has sex with Rocky of course. Needless to say Frank is pissed, the arrival of Dr. Scott doesn't help things either. He's there to find Eddie, who was his nephew.
All hands sit down to a nice, early morning dinner just before chaos breaks loose.
Mainly on account that dinner is Eddie. Frank has just enough time to start the floor show, which involves everybody, and I mean everybody, wearing fishnets and dancing, before Riff finally loses it. What seems like it would be a moderately amusing piece of bad cinema takes on a life of it's own at midnight, in movie theaters across the country. Watching the movie in your home is okay, but seeing it in a dark theater full of hyper and sometimes inebriated fans gives one a whole new understanding. Sluts can't read.