To Prefer Sheep Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth. You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear. Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather.
Cotton mouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease.
Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel. Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be home early. Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down. Sheep never ask about you former lovers and then get pissed off when you tell them. No matter how old or ugly you are, you can always find a willing ewe.