Charts are great when lost. Likes to borrow GPS units for few hours. Top ten things Santa hates about Live-Aboards. Keeps getting butt stuck in mast. Ultra Long Life Eggnog.
Cookies are always store-bought.
Can never fit bag of gifts through cabin entrance. Real pain getting boat shoes on reindeer. Hard to find boat names while flying. Can't fit any gifts under the one foot tall plastic tree. Hard to go un-noticed while you're rocking the boat.