Let Amazing Fish Boy slither into your heart, or the great Agonizing Dane bring you down, hearkening as he does from that land of ice-laden depressives. 200 S. Alvernon Way.
Admission is free.
Call 791-4663 for information. While the Declaration of Independence is mum on all hot dishes being concocted equally, it does say that every humanoid in this great land deserves a level playing field. Unfortunately, pandering beltway politicos have been running a bit fast and loose with that notion lately. In a sign of growing strength and solidarity, Latinos took the xenophobic mindset to task on October 12, when thousands hit the streets of Washington, D.C., to demand their place at the national table. Call 770-1373 for details.