A bed may not be hung out of a window. You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies. Citizens may not publicly remove bandages. It is illegal to pee in an elevator. It is considered an offense to enter the country with cigarettes.
Cigarettes are illegal at all public places.
It is illegal to come within 50 meters of a pedestrian crossing the street. This will then be broadcasted on the local news. It is illegal to pee in an elevator. The sale of gum is prohibited. Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country.