In the interests of fairness, The Moron s Almanac enthusiastically endorses the endowment of every American with their own casino. I feel confident I deserve the party s nomination, and confident that I will get it, especially since no one else is running. As the Moron Party has been lax in developing its platform, I have chosen to run on a platform of Vague Ambiguity. This will be important if I am to stand a chance in the general elections. I am hard at work developing a new slogan.
All suggestions are welcome.
Watch this space for periodic campaign updates. A group of Spanish Missionaries settled in what is today San Francisco on October 9, 1776. Mr. Poe was often found delirious, especially outside voting places, but this time his delirium was serious and he died. The fire killed 250, destroyed over 17,000 buildings, and left nearly 100,000 people homeless, making it the worst non-sports disaster in Chicago history. The Volstead Act was passed by both houses of the U.S. Congress on October 8, 1919.