Release it without a rating. Call it Bolero . For my money, Bolero is the worst film of the eighties so far, and they'll have to scrape so far into the bottom of the barrel that they hit the floor underneath to do any worse. I do not go around promiscuously calling films terrible. Even trash usually has some element of interest.
Bolero is absolutely worthless.
I was sorely tempted to walk out of Bolero , and nothing but my record kept me in my seat. I can't for the life of me understand why anyone else stayed. Bolero , set in the 1920s, stars Bo Derek as a young girl who wants to lose her virginity in an exotic setting. This doesn't sound promising, but the plot only gets worse. The only reason anyone would want to see this film is for its supposedly hot sex scenes and ample opportunities to see Ms. Derek naked.