My modem is error correcting. A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord. Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium. Disinformation is not as good as datinformation. Out Of Memory . . .
All computers wait at the same speed.
Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors. Press F1 to continue. Disk Full - Press F1 to belch. If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. Real programmers don't document.