You can always count on the good guy winning and every situation wrapping up nicely in a half hour. Your car will always start immediately unless you are being chased by a maniacal killer or a monster of genetic creation. Crazed maniacs have super-human strength. All problems will be solved during the short TV program. The fat guy is always funny.
Crazy people are always dangerous.
Good guys always shoot better than bad guys. Good guys are always outnumbered. Good guys always win and get the girl. Ugly people are always bad guys. Good guys are always good looking.