Book signings are the ultimate yin-yang. If you didn't talk to somebody at the store, you might go out of your mind and start chewing your own flesh from the boredom. Which, believe me, is a real turn-off to most of the people visiting a bookstore. I've already read that one. Now go get me another one of those frittata sandwich things and heat it 'til the cheese melts this time.
Bookstores are so much more fun than they used to be because the food is great.
With all those free lattes, iced mocha thingamabobs and a manager to fetch 'em, I am literally livin' large. The whole thing is mostly lots of fun, of course, but the best part is when I pretend to be Dr. Jerri Nielsen and offer to sign her books. Hey, the cold drinks do crazy things to your brain. The Sun News Do not republish or frame without permission. Click here to contact us .