Women are from Earth. Deal with it. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. A fool and his money are soon partying.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Two wrongs are only the beginning. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. Life is sexually transmitted. It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.