Dyslexics go beyond and above the call of duty. One solipsize fits all. My friends complain that whenever they try to discuss doorstops with me, they can never get a word in wedge-wise. Til debt due us part. I'll spare you the bowling puns.
Allergies lead to olfactory closings.
Brackets are sometimes used in loco parentheses. Sometimes I say 'duck,' for lack of a wetter bird. Bessie is a cow celebre.