Sometimes it's better to beg forgiveness than ask permission. The number of drugs on board is proportional to the number of knuckle's tattooed. If you responded to an MVA after midnight and did not find a drunk, keep looking, you are missing a patient. The best time to work a code-overtime. Pain never killed anyone.
All fevers eventually fall to room temperature.
A patient's weight is proportional to the chances the elevator will be non-functioning. Hold your hands 6 inches apart with thumbs and forefingers touching and ask the patient what color string you are holding. If the patient indicates a color, it's a positive test. All patients eventually die, no matter what you do. The dead never get better, on the other hand, they never get worse.