I hang out at the Holiday Inn and drink a cup of three dollar coffee everyday. I'm getting my money's worth. I'll spend a couple of hours nursing it and studying in their warm, clean, quiet restaurant. Its the only thing that keeps me sane here. It turns out that in China, fair skin and deep set hazel eyes are considered quite attractive.
Body hair is exotic and exciting.
A receding hairline is a sign of intelligence and people have been known to have their noses enlarged to look Western with plastic surgery. Whereas, in the states, I'm a balding Jewish geek with a huge nose and too much body hair. In China, I'm Mr. Universe. Love from your wickedly handsome son.