My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano. These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf. Men are sevsitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally. Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
All men think that they're nice guys.
Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names. Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits.