I have ugly feet. He seemed amused. Ugly was an understatement, of course. I couldn't tell him I have profoundly deformed feet, bluish purple, shrivelled up and half-dead feet. I didn't tell anybody that.
All women think they have ugly feet.
Yes, but they're just saying that mine really are ugly. I was far from a normal woman and what I told him was absolute truth. I hate normal women. They all think they have the ugliest body parts. They don't know what really ugly can be.