Unconfirmed reports indicate that GDU diplomas can still be found on the walls of otherwise highly respected people at the State Capitol. GDU is obviously a mere semblance of a university. Unfortunately, the actual document entitled The Simulacrum was quickly lost after it was drafted. And there is no way anyone can lay hands on The Simulacrum . If I say GDU is a university, and someone else buys one of my diplomas, who can say GDU is not real.
Delivery believes that everyone ought to have a college diploma.
Egalitarianism is one of the more interesting concepts in America, and one could consider the General Delivery University as an expression of the fundamental right of everyone to have a diploma to hang on their walls. It is what they believed themselves capable of being. Delivery believes that true knowledge that is needed to function in life can be printed on tee shirts. GDU, and its tee shirts and other products, offers the cash alternative. Every university has a mascot, and GDU is no exception.