Suffice to say that he usually conquers each challenge by tapping a few buttons on Cal and shooting blue beams at it, then he does a glittering dissolve back to the staging area. Get used to the dissolves, there are lots of them. Winner takes all, loser is tossed into a river of lava, whatever. The Prince of Evil is completely mystified by computers. Midgets are kleptomaniacs and are able to outrun a full grown man who is in top physical condition.
Dead bodies do no make comfortable beds.
Hard rock groupies should trim their fingernails more often. Cops hate jelly doughnuts. Satan needs to invest in a thesaurus. Laser weapons have recoil, lot's of it. Deities do not have very much practice at hand to hand combat.