The Acolytes, who seem more like representatives of hell than the United States to me, took on Val Venis and Test, who I think the average fan doesn't really care are Canadian. Bradshaw took a hockey stick to the ring, probably to flaunt the Dallas Stars winning the Stanley Cup, but I couldn't hear a word of it, because he doesn't really speak very well. I'm just assuming that's what he did, since that's what he had done previously in Ottawa. That seems worth mentioning more because he looked like an idiot trying to suck up to the fans than because it affected his performance, which was probably more genuine without the jersery. Anyway, that little tid-bit was more interesting than the match, because the competitors decided that instead of wrestling, they'd try to solicit cheap heat from the fans every thirty seconds.
Acolytes cheat and win.
Main event time. Big, no, wait, he's not big anymore. Bossman vs. The Rock. The Rock, who has always been somewhat more popular here than elsewhere. I'll keep the match report short since the match was inexplicably the shortest on the card at about five minutes.