You have more recruiters calling you than most college football players. Programmers walk around with necklaces made of the ears of those who find bugs in the system. You speak to no one unless they submit their message via e-mail. Your CD collection triples in size every year. Half the people in your company eat nothing but alfalfa sprouts and raw bran.
Bottled water is a staple of daily life.
When you ask for an office with a window, they laugh at you. When you get your office with a window in it, it's Windows '95. Your office attire consists of ripped jeans, a Simpsons t-shirt, and a pair of sandals. You've got a stack of five or more little tin boxes of Altoids somewhere near your desk. You actually feel a twinge of guilt if you don't go to work during the weekend.