Concerns are rising with the water temperatures on the Hiwassee River. These days, a shady lane shared by strutting peacocks and sprouts of Tennessee wildflowers separates the log cabins at Primitive Village. Michael Munoz will have surgery May 17 to repair cartilage damage in his left knee. Not only is Tennessee shortstop Chris Burke an All-America candidate, he also doubles as a fortune teller. Another unseasonably steamy day unfolding on Churchill Downs' back side early Sunday, John T. Ward Jr. waded into the middle of roughly 25 sports writers who had largely ignored him prior to Saturday's 127th Kentucky Derby.
Cows give milk.
But some things just aren't funny.