Any grammatical errors are for the sake of artistic and personal expression.
I'm not writing a term paper so give me a break. I once heard it said that we were all just extras in a poorly written soap opera. Actually, I might have been the one who said it at the time, but either way, this is my soap drama. If you care to delve into my past, by all means do so. I'm not denying anyone who has the good taste to want to know more about me the privilege of doing so.