The drunker we are, the better you look and smell and the more we can tolerate sitting with you. You will also be drinking a lot. That way we get your money faster and with less effort. Sitting in a dark corner booth does not equal a blow job, knee job or hand job. We can charge whatever the hell we want.
Dancers are excellent at math.
We can count the money in your wallet in the split second it takes you to open it and let the dust out. If cash is a problem, credit cards are not. No, we will not date you. Don't talk dirty to us. Last but not least, please bathe.