When you wrap your lips around a BEER it knows what to do. Beers don't mind sitting in the freezer for an hour to cool off. Beers don't whine. A budget beer is as easy to pick up as a high priced one. Beer doesn't care how much money you spent on it.
BEER is predictable.
Beer is better than a faithful dog. Beer doesn't take one of your steak knives. With Beer you can get Busch anytime. BEER drives better. BEER comes in different flavors.