Honk if you love peace and quiet. Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane, going the wrong way. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.