You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. You're so jittery that people use your hands to shake paint cans.
Cocaine is a downer.
You walk 20 miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down. Your taste buds are so numb, you could drink your lava lamp. When you call radio talk shows, they ask you to turn yourself down Your life goal is to amount to a hill of beans. You channel surf faster without a remote.