Plays stream up, down and accross urinals, tries to hit fly or bug. Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. Pisses directly into bottom of urinal, likes to see the bubbles. Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed. Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses on pants.
Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
Backs up and takes blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoes. Waits until he has to crap, then does both. Stands on box, falls in, drowns. Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants. Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.