The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. Remember half the people you know are below average. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese 119. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. I intend to live forever-so far so good. Borrow money from a pessimist-they don't expect it back.