Please tell about yourself, your family, and where you now live. I am writing this quickly, because I am excited and I want to hear from you. I have wondered about you over the years and hope your life has been gentle. Please respond to me. Your cousin Earl I recently met Earl's son, Jon, in person and will soon meet Earl himself.
Amazing things can and do happen on the web.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 53 to flame the spell checkers. 156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list. 109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb 203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.