If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel. You can always get fresh coffee. You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it will be hot when you get back. They sell coffee at police stations. You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
Coffee goes down easier.
If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight. No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee. It doesn't matter. Your coffee doesn't talk to you. Coffee smells good in the morning.