Cats are inexpensive. Back hair is more attractive on cats than on men. Cats listen to your problems without interrupting. Cats eat out of one bowl and don't leave lots of dishes around the house. Cats leave very few whiskers in the sink.
Cats are better drivers than men- even Toonces.
It is legal in all 50 states to neuter a cat. Cats comfort you when you are sick. Cats rarely fart. Cats don't leave the toilet seat up. A cat's idea of a good Playboy is one that effectively covers the bottom of the litter box.