Communication is something your group is having problems with. You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor. Free food left over from meetings is your main staple. Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home. Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.
Art involves a white board.
You're already late on the assignment you just got. Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube. Vacation is something you roll over to next year or a check you get every January. Change is the norm. Nepotism is encouraged.