Let me tell you about journalists. All journalists smoke. All journalists drink heavily. All journalists wear raincoats. All journalists have that dishevelled, just woken up look.
All journalists have scruffy shoes.
All journalists swear profusely. All journalists go to the pub every lunchtime and every evening, and sometimes even in the morning. All journalists eat badly, do little exercise, and have an unhealthy lifestyle. You know that what I have just said is nonsense. I have lumped you all into one single, not particularly flattering identity.