I sometimes feel alone and insignificant, especially when people turn out the lights while I'm still in the bathroom. Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you. Just when you think you've finally hit bottom, someone tosses you a shovel. Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced. If all the students who slept through lectures were laid end to end, they'd be a lot more comfortable.
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
Shower with a friend. My parents put us to sleep by tossing us up in the air. Of course, you have to have low ceilings for this method to work. The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.