One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not able to say it. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. The older you get, the better you realize you were. I doubt, therefore I might be.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. A fool and his money are soon partying.