Republicans give their children gifts that will keep them out of their hair. Republican parents have no problem buying their kids toy guns. Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls. Republicans spend hundreds of dollars and hour of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays.
Democrats save their time and money and drive around at night to enjoy the scenery.
Republicans wear wide red ties and green sport jackets during the festive season. Democrats do too, all year round. Most Republicans try, at least once, enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about their families in their Christmas Cards. Public ridicule from Democrats usually discourages them from doing it again. Cheapskate Republican buy an artificial Christmas tree.