They wouldn't be worth nuthin like that. My friend was explaining why the North Carolina General Assembly has not reached an agreement on the state's budget for the year that began July 1. Keep on listening to my friend. You've got to understand.
Collards start out stiff.
They ain't no good to eat when they are that way. It takes time to cook. You've got to put 'em in a potfull of boiling water. But that is just the beginning. Then you have to turn the heat down a little bit, but you've got to keep 'em simmering.