Don't look back, they might be gaining on you. You know where to apply. A happy pit bull. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
All computers wait at the same speed.
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. The older you get, the better you realize you were.