As it turns out, squirrels have been engaging in the practice since the birth of their species. Many squirrels permanently disfigure their cheek pouches from participating in this particular ritual. This is a relatively new ritual due to the sudden influx of domestic felines throughout the world over the last few centuries. The object of this particular ritual is to drink all of the milk and eat all of the cat food before the cat comes after them. The dangers involved with this ritual are self-evident.
Car racing is one of the newest and most frequently witnessed forms of squirrel hazing.
It involves challenging the victim to run in front of a moving vehicle at the very last possible second. As demonstrated from these graphic examples, this problem is far reaching and prevalent. Since there is no challenge in racing a slow car, the squirrel judge will nullify the ritual and have the victim perform a less hazardous ritual. If you are walking and see a gathering of squirrels, take this as a sign of trouble. If you feed the squirrels, only give them enough nuts to fit comfortably in their cheek pouches.