The mark of a good teacher is that he or she spends most of his or her time doing research and writes many books and articles. The mark of a good researcher is the same as that of a good teacher. A great university has many computers, a lot of government and corporation research contracts, a winning team, and more administrators than teachers. Computers make people even better and smarter than they were made by previous thingamabobs Or if some people prove incorrigibly wicked or stupid or both, computers will at least speed them up. The main thing is, don't let education get in the way of being nice to children.
Children are our Future.
Spend plenty of money on them but don't stay home with them and get in their way. Don't teach them any of that awful, stultifying, repressive, old-fashioned morality. Provide plenty of TV, microwave dinners, day care, computers, computer games, cars. For all this, they will love and respect us and be glad to grow up and pay our debts. A good school is a big school.