Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. Women always orgasm when men do. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding fine.
All women are noisy fucks.
People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. Those tits are real. A common and enjoyable sexual pratice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. Double penetration makes women smile Asian men don't exist. There's a plot.