Don't breathe the air, they seem to have found a way to infuse it with boiling water. Bring plenty of beads to Bourbon street but don't wander too far down or some boys might start throwing them at you. When traveling on a riverboat queen, observe local custom and wait until after dinner before singing at the other passengers. Don't promise strippers to technology partners and fail to deliver in a timely manner.
Cotton wool helps the following morning.
When wrestling an alligator under 1 foot long, try to make sure his mama is on the other side of the swamp. Understand that a Ford Explorer Tank handles a little differently to a hairdressers porsche on the I-10 when everybody is late for their plane. Learn to read the 24 hr clock to ensure prompt arrival at the plane. Don't promise a surf board to every girl that stops by the stand Get at least 25 party invitations for every Havok t-shirt given away. When you are the last to leave Bourbon street, turn out the lights and make sure the strippers get home safely.