They have spare tires and smell funny. They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks. It ends up in his mouth. You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it. They don't have time.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Dogs are man's best friend. Well, you succeeded. When a woman makes a fool of a man, it's usually an improvement. The sex is the same, but there's less ironing 64. Just another thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds.