Dear students, please forgive me. I have betrayed science and you. Evolution is impossible by all laws of physics, chemistry and mathematics. It is a terrible lie that we told you so that you would not think about a creator or your responsibility to such a being. Once again, the whisper in his ear.
Abortion is wrong.
Please don't kill your pre-born children. Please forgive my cowardice in telling you otherwise. Or the American history teacher. Students, I am sorry to tell you that academia has revised history to suit its goals of ridding us of our heritage. We have censored their speeches so that you would be misled into thinking they were Deists or agnostics.