It's an udder catastrophe. It's like a bunch of animals in mating season. Write an encyclopedia. Vanilla goes on the right hip, strawberry on the left hip, and chocolate on both butts. Never drink water straight.
Bourbon helps keep it safe.
Another day on the beach. Forget being an engineer once in a while. I don't know how to say what I am feeling right now. Have another one. If you start behaving, I know the end is near.