I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. Black holes are where God divided by zero. The more you complain, the longer God lets you live. Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
All generalizations are false.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control. He who laughs last thinks slowest. A tax on people who are bad at math. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.