A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do. A hacker does for love what others would not do for money. A paperless office has about as much chance as a paperless bathroom. All the simple programs have been written, and all the good names taken. And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.
Any nitwit can understand computers.
Any program that runs right is obsolete. Don't bother striking any key. Art is a lie that lets us recognize the truth. Better to be silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove it. Computers are useless.