Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and one in the oven. It's just stale bread to begin with. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable. Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand. Almonds are members of the peach family.