To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness.
Child molestation is a touchy subject.
Yes, but you name names. We always say the pope. I don't even know how the can opener works. The worst thing you can say about Him is that basically he's an underachiever. Here's hoping I get the half that eats.