Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying married just to be different. Next time you wave at me, use more than one finger, please. Sometimes you're the bird, and sometimes you're the windshield. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. As a matter of fact, no, I don't have a life.
Blood is thicker than water, and tastier.
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet. I'm better at it. I've been seduced by the chocolate side of the force.