Even now there are primatologists out in the field, painstakingly cataloguing the rudimentary sins of baboons, the primitive transgressions of the forest gorilla, and the single-minded devotion to primal wrongdoing that so marks the chimpanzee as our closest animal relative. It's about this point that readers with a better memory will be recalling that a scant month ago I promised a spot of image boosting for the Queen of All Our Hearts. Some will feel moved to complain that I have broken that promise. Before you do, pay close attention, please, to the title at the top. However, your complaints are without merit.
Consistency is for the little people.
Faithless in marriage, careful of her vanities, vindictive to the point of national publicity, petulant in her pride and all delivered with such perfect packaging that there could hardly be a dry seat in the house nor anyone not wanting to be her. Lots of it. Now, think of her eyes. Unless you've been living in some rainforest the last three years, you have a clear mental picture of her eyes. Everyone expects a liar to look away, but she made a feature of her eyes and now everyone remembers them.