From time to time I speak with pharmaceutical sales reps at the gym. The other day a Glaxo rep told me of a drug that her company has under development. This drug sounds so promising that I want to suggest to my friends that they consider buying stock in the company. It's function is to help you remember what the fuck you're doing. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a wanker.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. They both are for stiffs, but one is for comming and the other is for going. Two cannibals doing 69.