Some days you are the bug, and some days you are the windshield. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. You can get by on charm For about fifteen minutes. After that you'd better know something. If you drink, don't park.
Accidents cause people.
It's always darkest before dawn. So, if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.