It's difficult to take some guy seriously when he has a phallus strapped to his head. Evil porn stars have sidekicks who wear whitie tighties and black masks. Older women have it tough in the porn business. You don't want to have sex with some woman named T-Rex. If I ever turn to a life of crime please don't let some guy beat me up with a dildo.
Asian men are almost invulnerable.
It's also difficult to take some guy seriously when a dog is humping his leg. Ron Jeremy is made out of porcelain. 19 mins - Dude, he's offering you a heap of money to have sex with busty women. 39 mins - I think a weapon which causes orgasms would be a very bad thing for two guys to have. 46 mins - Nude mariachi band, I didn't need that.