I have decided to abandon my personhood and become a corporation. After all, the business model is the modern way of running the world and looking at life. The business model has taken over everything - government, churches and education. People pay more taxes than corporations.
Corporations get more attention from political candidates and government.
People have a really hard time getting rid of annoying or unwanted family members. The longer you study it, the more appealing being a corporation gets. One of the first steps in abandoning my personhood is to move my corporation to an open shop state. I don't want any labor trouble from my pancreas or gall bladder. I am giving careful consideration to the Cayman Islands.