File not found. My modem is error correcting. Go stand in the corner. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.
All computers wait at the same speed.
Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors. Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. Real programmers don't document.