The typical Redneck coffee drinker drinks from a moonshine jar, and in a pinch will experiment with rabbit pellets if he runs out of coffee beans. When on the run, he ll filter it through the mesh in his John Deere cap, and use an STP can for a travel mug. You have a mug for a six-fingered hand. You store your teeth in Folgers overnight so they don t lose their color. As a journalist, my hope is that for your sake, for the sake of those you love and for the future of our country these findings will bring about a new enlightenment in our midst.
Coffee is too serious a socializing force to be ignored any longer.
Copyright 2000 Marshall Allen. All rights reserved. International copyright secured. Marshall Allen is a Coffee Snob who studies brewing and roasting methods for fun, can speak at length about the most minute distinction between coffees, and writes articles for coffee roasters in exchange for gourmet beans. He is also a seminary student at Fuller Theological Seminary in Pasadena, California.