Randolph Itch 2 a.m. Please don't follow the subscription instructions included in the early newsletters, as they will no longer work. As you know, after Dogbert conquers the planet, the people who subscribe to the Dilbert Newsletter will become Dogbert's New Ruling Class. When that day comes, DNRC members can pick their own professions. I plan to become a crackpot.
Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low.
No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more. My particular field of crackpot expertise will be physics. I think it will be easy to blend in with the real physicists. In physics, lots of accepted theories make no sense and no one seems to care. Most scientists agree that Einstein is right even though it makes no sense.