The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader. Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u. The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have ben taken off. The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon.
All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum.
A fossil is an extinct animal. A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa. A large, empty space where the pope lives.