You can distort them later. It has a dark side, it has a light side, and it holds the Universe together. Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner. People who think they know everything are very irritating to those of us who do.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. A deadline has a marvelous ability to concentrate the mind.