I barked at the neighbor, I barked at the wind. Sitting under the table - it's sooo hard to wait. Daddy slipped me a goodie right off his plate. I raced through the house, and scattered my toys, Ricocheted off the furniture, and made lots of noise. Mom found her purse - the one I abused.
Daddy let loose a chuckle.
I cowered down low, I must be in trouble. She gave me a kiss, and snuggled me tight, And whispered so softly, 'My darling goodnight'. No author was credited.