The most I got was a pound. I was driving round the yard, just getting the hang of it, when the instructor says I should turn left. The bus was covered in L-plates, but Jesus Christ, man, I was shitting it. I hit this car. Then he recognized me and started to smile.
All bus drivers like to send passengers flying when they come to a stop.
I've been told this. Touch wood, no. But I get weird stuff. I've had knickers, photographs, some pretty unusual things. When the loonies write in to FHM , they fill every square millimetre of paper with spidery handwriting.