He said he'd send over a camera crew. Man, this was going great. I was belting out the songs with the same over-zealous energy I have in my shows. I am your Penis. I belted out to the Bananarama tune.
Cops drive by.
I figured that the crowds would grow at lunchtime, so I would wait to use my secret 'ejaculating' weapon until I had a good size audience. Many cars were honking. Two visiting teenage girls jumped out of their cab to have their pictures taken with me. A couple guys with a video camera and mike asked if they could interview me. The guy said he wanted it for his reporter's reel.