I will fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them. I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the road. I say give the road to the chickens and let them decide. The government needs to let go of controlling every movement of the chickens so they can get across the road on their own. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in his or her own way.
Chickens are big-time because they have wings.
They could fly if they wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. They don't need help crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the road myself. Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil tire makers.