But I don't want it to be because you've been stuck in a house and haven't gotten any in two months. We know what Josh is thinking. This is not a happy thought. Brittany, meanwhile, seems to think they'd be having this conversation if Josh weren't just now being held captive by his dreams of millionairedom. And the fact that memories of Jordan are now fading.
Denial is truly a soft, pillowy thing.
And, like, I want to feel that I'm special. Mercifully, before Brittany can perpetrate any more crimes against meaningless recreational sex and trigger a spate of painful flashbacks in frat boys everywhere, Josh interrupts. Uh, let me tell you how I feel. The reason I don't want to kiss you is because is because I like you so much. That's why you'll go back to your bed, and I'll go back to my bed.