A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, his head bowed. Ten minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, more handsome and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. Send it to us . Win a T-shirt.