The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. When everything s coming your way, you re in the wrong lane and going the wrong way. If at first you don t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. No one is listening until you make a mistake. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view. The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it. The hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.