Cats don't criticize your mother. Cats never question how much you're eating. Cats never claim they know how to fix larger appliances. Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep. Cats are happy to let you drive.
Cats always look good first thing in the morning.
One good purr can be worth a thousand words. Cats don't complain when you get a short haircut. Cats love it when you go shopping. Cats never return the gifts you get them. Cats are able to keep the romance alive.