A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. Horn broken, watch for finger. The more you complain, the longer God lets you live. My kid had sex with your honor student. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. I intend to live forever - so far, so good. The Pro Wrestlers of religion.