Me , too dumb to figure why walking in dirt and rain and bugs, is any fun. But hold on. Read the small print. Love insurance will not cover nuts. Bad drivers don t get Allstate.
Bad men don t get love insurance.
Good guys, love insurance is for you. Love insurance will cover you, your kids, your parents, uncles and aunties, your in-laws and our collective karma, against the unhappy eventuality of a love affair. Cupid, bows and arrows, hearts and valentines. Sixteen weeks max. But, oh the grief between then and now.