There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Generally speaking, you aren t learning much when your mouth is moving. Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you re a mile away, and you have their shoes. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. Always try to make other people happy, even if you have to leave them alone to do it. When you lose, don t lose the lesson.