Never try to pick up a spacewoman, no matter how hot she looks. Japanese boys sound like twenty year old women. Spacewomen do not understand economics. Japanese moms have the uncanny ability to convince their children to send their pets to certain death. Japanese kids can NOT sing.
Aliens have traffic jams covered.
A trio of alien women are inevitably lesbians. No one in Japan has good teeth. Gaos is actually a giant Pez dispenser. Gaos worked as a matador in Spain. Japanese kids mumble while leaving school.