Members would have to wear only neon clothing and always put on way too much Brut. As part of the rushing process, these young studs would have to actual try to start a conversation with a woman without once mentioning their trendy new clothes, car, or beeper number. The horror, the horror. Brothers of the frat would also share a unnatural desire to eat Japanese food. Well, I guess you get the idea.
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