The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a curtain, because it goes down after the act. Well, the wife of Clinton says in the USA you call it a rumor, because it goes from mouth to mouth. Bill Clinton is visiting a school. A girl raises her hand. Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand.
Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed.
Married guys go to bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.