Das Leben ist zu kurz, um schlechte Weine zu trinken. Geistreich sein hei t, sich leicht verst ndlich machen. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Kunst kommt von k nnen, nicht von wollen.