Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. The older you get, the better you realize you were. I doubt, therefore I might be.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. Women like silent men, they think they're listening. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.