White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship. James Watt is so dense, he absorbs neutrinos. And so are you. There's no future in time travel. Due to the robot shortage, some of our bartenders are human and will react unpredictably when insulted.
Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
Entropy isn't what it used to be. Kiss me twice. Mobius strippers never show you their back side. Invest in physics, own a piece of Dirac. Health is simply the slowest possible rate at which one can die.