Awards are great honors, they're the most positive form of feedback.
This is why they won't sell guns to writers anymore. Luckily, I bought all my guns before that law took effect. These awards come with the most serious of gratitude to Shayne Michael down at Humor Index. Shayne felt that our site was worthy of three stars, and that's just fine by us. We just wish he'd tell us which three stars, we're tired of looking at Orion's belt and wondering.