Counts as a Sprout-Butt. All untapped creatures with power less than 2 are tapped and do their power in damage to their controller. Reshuffle library afterwards. Regenerate target artifact. If any creature blocks Popper Swarm and dies, it is removed from the game and you gains life equal to the creatures toughness.
Controller gains life equal to casting cost.
Sacrifice Chow counter to regenerate target bean. Sacrifice Der Kveen to replace all of target player's Chow counters with Mystery Pod counters. Flying until end of turn. Represent this with a counter. While Dreamishness is in play, you may immediately draw another card from your library when you cast an instant during your main phase.