Uninterupted coordination of predicted failure analysis. Featuring a maximum sustainable food trasfer rate of 27MB per secound. Fast seek time, less that 6ms, with instant random foodstuff access. Open arcitecture operating system includes true multitasking with full drag and drop capabilites, along with programmable plug-ins for the gormet. Slick graphical user interface with 3 button programable, cordless, heat-resistent handle.
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