After all, the person they diss today might become their employer tomorrow. Sure, Kathie Lee Gifford and Howard Stern are moralistic and stylistic opposites. But the show biz rivalries shown in Deathmatch are ridiculous. They're business partners in Planet Hollywood. But in the realm of fictional characters, rivalries exist.
Cartoon characters are far more likely to be opponents than real people.
With that in mind, here are a few suggestions for animation matches that we will never, ever see. Call them Cel -Ebrity Deathmatches. While setting up these matches, we can think for a minute about what these characters mean, and why they would be opponents in this low-class redneck form of entertainment. He's the most famous cartoon character in history. He is a corporate icon.