Communication is something something your group is having problems with. You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor. Free food left over from meetings is your main staple. Weekends are those days your significant other makes you stay home. Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.
Art involves a white board.
You're already late on the assignment you just got. Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube and are read only by your co-workers. It may be what we asked for, but things have changed. Vacation is something you rollover to next year, or you try to use up three weeks between Christmas and New Years because otherwise you will lose it, or you get a check for it every January. Change is the norm.