But it CAN rent a very close imitation. Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's a scenic route. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now. Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.