Help us search for extraterrestrial intelligence. How to tell if you are an alien by Mayor Henry Mooten Unusual sleep patterns Because of the different length of the alien sun cycle, they often have trouble adjusting to our twenty-four hour days. Many aliens wake early or late, find themselves more energetic during our night time hours, and need afternoon naps to function. Creative ability Aliens are obsessed with creative arts like music, reading, dance, or painting. Aliens are prone to uncomfortable physical symptoms as a direct result of exposure to fluorescent lights, microwave ovens, television, and overhead power lines. .
Aliens have rich dream lives, in which they dream vivid, color images.
Often these dreams involve being able to fly. While they try hard to conform to human standards, aliens seldom accomplish this goal. Sensitivity to climate Aliens suffer from the very different climate on earth, exhibiting symptoms of sinusitis, headaches, earaches, sore throats, and extreme irritability when the temperature rises above eighty degrees or drops below fifty degrees. For years Adams has claimed that ideas for her books come from her imagination, but at last the Tennessee author has volunteered the truth. According to a reliable source, Adams tearfully related the tale of a special evening early in her marriage.