You get yourself drunk, in hopes you'll get laid. Your hand starts looking like more than . . . You decide a trip to Las Vegas wouldn't be so bad, after-all. Assignments for health-class become more than just homework. You sign up under a fake name at the video store, and begin browsing those shelves.
Chatrooms start to look welcoming.
You wish you were in 10th grade. You wonder why masturbation isn't an official Olympic event. You find yourself spending hours in laundry-mats, just staring at the spinning undies. You start making passes at your friends. Ugly people just aren't ugly anymore.