One of the library employees called the Berry Police and the scoundrel promptly left. He parked his patrol car behind my car to block me in. The description given to the police also stated that he was not a student. After 10 minutes and many attempts to show this officer my student identification, he let me go. Not only did the Berry cop waste my time, but our crazed villain got away.
Clowns have to be the single most terrifying visage ever.
Plus, when not working, they could randomly wash cars in the commuter parking lot. Think about how nice it would be to walk to the parking lot after class and find your car washed and waxed. I realize that actual solutions are limited, but there is one thing we can do. It is a simple task. Students, peel off your parking decal and place it back up-side down.