There are lots of quote collections out there. The world is filled with fools. They blindly follow their so-called 'reason' in the face of the church and common sense. Two obviously high-class old ladies are strolling down a city street when they run across a grizzled, ragged old derelict lying drunk in the gutter, covered with garbage, sewer water running all over him.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
A retired dentist who loves to fish. Now bite down. This may sting just a little bit. I have a Steven King line I'm fond of too. Johnny Smith is talking to the wealthy father of the boy he's been hired to tutor.