Only this time, as I was breaking off the tootsie roll, I decided to pop a Now and Later in my mouth. Thankfully, I was able to save myself by using a self-induced gag reflex I had seen backstage at a fashion show last year. Otherwise, I might have died naked, right there in my bedroom, as B.I.G. blared from my little boombox. I intend to save some lives today.
College students are idiots, and it's time that somebody stood up and said something about it.
I would never waste your time with such jibberish. Things like sex and drinking. Here's more of the same junk, with just a little bit of a point to it. Ladies, if you are out on a date, or at a party with a guy that you don't really know, then keep an eye on him if he goes to get you a drink. Plus, a girl can't tell you she has herpes if she's out cold.