Must be Maltar's charisma, hehe. Either that or he is a poofter. Well no help for it, I might as well put on a brave front. For those of you who have heard tell of the wonders of Belgian hospitality, I am here to say whatever you have heard is not near enough to express how gracious my hosts were. At no time I was there did he wear a hair shirt.
Belgian beer is better than German beer.
No doubt the real reason for the invasion in 1940. There is no truth to the rumor that Sir Codric rules them all with an iron truncheon. He is a benevolent ruler who allows others to express their agreement with him. They are for the most part young and consequently heal faster than us old folks. It will save you some embarassment.