I have not only been accused ofworshipping Satan, I have been accused of being Satan. Philosophical arguments can only getyou so far - eventually you have to go check the data. Even the most elegant sophistry supporting the immateriality of the universe can be dismantled by kicking a rock.
Christians have cocks, too.
If they had even one goodargument, they wouldn't need silly arguments and they wouldn't use them. If they had any good arguments, they wouldn't use silly arguments. They always keep plenty of silly arguments in circulation. The worst thing that could possibly happen is that somebody could go to Hell and suffer forever. That is the worst possible thing.