Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. It will however make cats dizzy.
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
Birthday It is the simple things of life that make living worthwhile, the sweet fundamental things such as love and duty, work and rest, and living close to nature. Loving, learning, a world to be seen. So much before you are sweet sixteen. Here's to you. Not to be cheered by praise, Not to be grieved by blame, But to know thoroughly one's own virtues and powers, Are the characteristics of an excellent man.