Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do. If you can fake that, you're in. Hockey is a sport for white men.
Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves. Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.