Satan and St. Peter are down at the cemetery dividing the souls. Let's see if we can see the Devil himself. One for you, one for me. And one last one for you. Let's get those nuts by the fence, and we'll be done.
Cats never insist on watching TV while eating dinner.
Cats appreciate and understand the importance of affection. Cats aren't aggravated by instruction manuals. Cats don't sleep through things that go bump in the night. Cats never accidentally call you by an old girlfriend's name. Cats would never wear white socks with a business suit.