My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. Text humor borrowed from The Smokers Club Newsletter . If you're a smoker, this site is tobacco heaven.