For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat, and wrong. Support your local medical examiner - die strangely. After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done. Although I may disagree with what you say, I will defend to the death your right to hear me tell you how wrong you are. Always convice those whom you are about to deceive that you are acting in their best interests.
Bankers are the assassins of hope.
Bend the facts to fit the conclusion. It's easier that way. Crime is merely politics without the excuses. Don't hit a man when he's down, unless you are certain he won't get up. Government corruption seems always to be reported in the past tense.