Stick with chicken-flavored. Catnip can be a good friend to you. Don't give your cat catnip at bedtime unless you want to stay up another hour or two. A paper sack makes a wonderful toy. Cats can get their heads stuck in empty mayonnaise jars.
Cats usually deposit hairballs only in the nursery.
When you try to work on the computer, the cat will bite your knuckles as you attempt to type. I love having a cat and my fascination with cats is still strong. Because it just feels good.