Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher and handsomer. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.