Since my kids always shut the door behind them, I reckoned that this is how the evil bananas entered the house. In their attempt to flee the bananas, they did not take the time to wash off the remaining pieces and smears of banana on their clothing and legs. Sand was now matted to the sticky banana residue on my children. As I attempt to pull myself together, I feel a surge of pride for my kids. I had no idea that bananas could be so bad.
Bananas can attack with no warning.