The President is reclining on a sofa. One of them rises from the water, lathered in suds, and covers herself in a gown. She slinks up behind the President and begins rubbing his shoulders. A rakish smile plays about his lips. The President drains a mug of lager, kills a cigarette on the sole of his boot.
Applause breaks out, film crew emerge from the woodwork.
The ANC of KwaZulu-Natal accepts the declaration of war by Max du Preez and his political masters who have unleashed an unprecedented vitriol against the ANC, its leadership, the President and its supporters. The fact that President Thabo Mbeki is hated by all racists and their lackeys with a special venom is an indication of how valuable he is to our struggling masses. As is well known by now, Mad Max, that notorious apartheid AntiChrist, chose to initiate his war against democracy during SAFM's programme The Editors. I'm not saying it's scandalous. He's a womaniser.