Rather, she will note that awards ceremonies need not be excruciating snoozers. Beauty pageants have singing and strutting and posturing, and the Olympic ceremonies have torches and swelling music. The Tonys have spectacular dancing, and the Academy Awards inspire great gowns and fabulous gaffes. Often they transpire in hot weather, and everyone's sweating even before the first of too many official welcomes. There may be a benediction, and a choir may dutifully sing.
Audience members fan themselves.
Ms. Mentor believes that university teachers should be lauded and honored for creating original knowledge, opening students' minds, and promoting campus tranquillity, welfare, and pleasure. But what usually ensues is a droned recital of too many facts and numbers and trivia. Sometimes book titles and scientific terms are hilariously garbled as each winner trots up for a handshake, certificate, quick smiley photo, and a round of dutiful applause. Ms. Mentor finds herself yearning for something more risky or extravagant or edgy. Then they all came out onstage for a sentimental reunion, hugs and kisses, and tears.