Fat women fight by spinning or falling on you. Getting a wine gourd jammed up your ass hurts. Wearing a penis suit does not increase your fighting prowess and is likely to result in bodily harm. Kung Fu requires ventriloquism. People need their teeth in the afterlife.
Alcoholics never make it as wine tasters.
The Devil is susceptible to being smacked with 4X4's. That's a darn big sword. 43 mins - We get the idea, she's communing with the dead, get on with it. They sure like to suspend the actors on wires in this movie. The Watermelon Monster's annoying screeching.