Captain gets the makeup kit and puts curlers in Spawn's hair and puts lipstick and blush on him. Err. . . Captain spins Spawn around. When he stops, he's wearing a slinky low-cut green dress with short skirt. Xakko wonders where the demon went.
Captain pulls out something that looks like a flashlight.
Captain turns on the light mallet. Captain shows Slappy the glowing blue mallet, like a light saber. Captain swings it around, maddeningly close to Slappy's head. I have it logged.