Maybe, Sarah Lawrence. Call professors by first name. Hang 'em on the door. Bart tries to hang the menus, but people chase him away from their doors, so Bart throws the menus in a dumpster. The Thai restaurant owner runs up.
Children go to state college.
Serious students powerless against drunken jock-ocracy. Baseball hats everywhere. This job is too dangerous. Menu boy be brave like prawn. Inside the restaurant, a short stick with pegs on it stands in the middle of the room.