Talk about all the most intimate details of your personal life. The serious women with very strong hands and European accents will pretend not to listen as they lavish love upon your feet. Imagine ME with a lisping, dirty little jerk man. As far as Jan Brady goes, she looks so goofy because she is played by Jennifer Elise Cox who sad to say was born goofy looking and never grew out of it. Andy Q. Andy, last night, I noticed a big-ass boil on my boyfriend's left cheek.
Boils are no laughing matter for they can become quite large and very painful.
There are several home rememdies which involve using everything from sea salts to cocoa buttah to Windex. But alas these only do half the job. The only sure way to banish the boil completely is to lock on to that little devil with your mouth and start sucking away. Don't be shy now. You know it's for the best.