Women are from earth. Deal with it. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
A closed mouth gathers no feet. If you look like your passport picture-you probably need the trip. Always yield to temptation-because it may not pass your way again. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.