Taxi suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures. Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations. Everyone looks up to you and smiles. You are dancing on the table. Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
Beer is crystal-clear.
Somebody is trying to sober you up. Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear. You have been in a fight. Apologise to everyone you see, just in case it was them. Don't recognise anyone, don't recognise the room you're in.