I barreled down that hill like a bat out of hell, except when I came to a river, where I walked like a drunken cowboy carrying a horse. Try not to go outside unless you have to. If you must exercise, remember that no matter how exhausted you are, smoking will always make you feel better. People who enjoy mountain-biking are nuts. Avoid them at all costs.
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