All computers in the universe are basically the same. If you are on the spaceship of alien insects from another time and dimension, you will have no problem doing a wireless data exchange between your laptop and their mainframe. Just grab the nearest cop motorcycle you see. The human body is capable of taking an incredible amount of abuse. You can get blasted 30 feet in the air, or pushed out of a jet aircraft, and still walk away from it without even a limp or the need to comb your hair.
Bullets are magnetic.
If you stand behind a skinny metal pole when you're being fired upon, the bullets will be attracted to the pole. In a high speed car chase, you will always hit fruit stands and shopping carts full of groceries, but never people, and most vehicles will get out of your way as you approach. All semi trailers are built so high that if you hit one from the side, it will cleanly tear off the roof of your car. If you duck down before you hit, you'll be okay. If you have been shot, trying to tell the police who shot you will cause you to die in midsentence.