Women do not, snore, burp, sweat or fart. Therefore, they must bitch or they will explode. God created man before creating woman because you need a rough draft before creating a masterpiece. Wieners come in packs of 10, buns in packs of 8, beer in packs of 6, condoms in packs of 3. Men need a calculator just to have a weekend.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Dogs are man's best friend. Single women complain that all good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man. Check out our joke archives. Pictures and sound files are welcome, too.