They've never met. Because they can't get their head in the jar. Because they can spell it. Toes Go In First. Tits Go In Front.
Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.
The more you bang it, the looser it gets. Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. She realized she'd given her last blowjob. Because they're simple, easy and they taste good. One's a busy ditch.