A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy. Joseph Campbell A computer scientist is someone who, when told to 'Go to Hell', sees the 'go to', rather than the destination, as harmful. Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later. A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.
All computers wait at the same speed.
In my day, you didn't need an anti-glare screen. Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature. Don't bother striking any key. A program is a device used to convert data into error messages. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.