A cucumber never wants you to cook diner. Cucumbers are more intelligent. A cucumber can last for hours, not minutes. You dont grudge loaning it to your friends 67. Cucumbers are supposed to be green.
Cucumbers dont HAVE to have a porno mag.
Cucumbers wont think you wont notice if he tries to slip into your back passage. Cucumbers never take precedence, they're simply 'cu' -ing. A cucumber won't roll over and start snoring immediately after sex. With a cucumber you can choose one with or without seeds. A cucumber will never tell you his mother taught him all he knows.