You don't mooch off others' desserts. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. The remote control is yours and yours alone. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
Bachelor parties kick butt over bridal showers.
You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friends you've changed. Someday you'll be a dirty old man. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.