To this end he has Willow and Fu kidnapped, only the fortunate arrival of the others prevents a massacre. Tiger employs a number of expoding tip weapons, from crossbow, to rocket launcher cane, to Tyler - if she touches it, there's a bang. And Fu, who is incredibly Japanese, has to be the worst Elvis impersonator. Japanese Elvis impersonators are not very popular. Breasts can be frightening.
Breasts can also be martial arts weapons.
Most women wear a bathing suit in the shower and keep a pistol handy. Pagers make excellent magnetic tracking devices. Disneyland is prime real estate for hookers. Corregated tin is bulletproof. There is a naked girl dancing during the opening credits.