Send them to the James V. Brown Library's senior learning center, which is offering nine courses for the 50-plus age group starting this month. Classes are small, two hours long and are held over eight weeks. The computers have large, easy to see monitors. Church bulletins must be among them. Children will be baptized at both ends.
All ladies giving milk, please come early.
Wednesday, the ladies Liturgy Society will meet. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Smith to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet, please come forward and get a piece of paper at the end of the service.