She needed to boost sales or she would lose everything, including Valentine, who was now the highest paid employee of Mark's. Now, all our poor souls are being subjected to a filthy blanket of pink and red goo that seeps into our brains and forces us to do maniacal, outrageous acts to please our significant others. This, in some sort of random fashion leads me to my next very unromantic topic ruining holidays and lives, monogamy. Monogamy, I'm sure, was invented by a scorned clergyman who was cheated on by the free spirited love of his life. Soon, churches quickly jumped on the mono-bandwagon and enforced this rule because they knew they could make a lot of money from it.
Churches receive lots of money from the monogamy fund.
Anytime two people get married they pay the church. Money goes to the rental of the church, the minister, pre-marriage counseling and much, much more. Due to the binds between governments and churches, governments caught on to this sham and found ways to profit from the misery it caused. Governments made it possible for people to receive divorces based on the grounds of cheating. Again, let's look at who benefits from divorces.