The first computer reproduced music came out of Bell Labs all the way back in 1932. Apparently it gets pretty bad sometimes. One woman they came across was convinced the devil was inside the computer and was going to steal her soul. 76 people attended via their terminals throwing commas and semicolons for rice. It was the first ever internet marriage.
Death is still a concept our computers have yet to tackle.
Dear Mr. Thoreau, As you read through this brochure, you will sense the enthusiasm we have for the all new 1980 Buick Skylark. Come in and test drive one soon.