More on the Morbid Side Two friends were visiting the mortuary to pay their respects in the cold of winter. Women's Observations on Men Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.
Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano. These seven words even strike fear in the heart of General Schwarzkopf. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.