Since it's so cold, however, most white males stay home. This explains why white people never trash anything. Since no riot occurred, funds are redirected to Mark Fuhrman legal defense fund. Millions of white males grab their children and run for Tiajuana demanding Mexico pay for free medical care, housing, and education. White males return home and beg their bosses for their job back.
Days start getting longer and nights shorter.
White males drive cross country in an effort to burn all the gas we won in the gulf war. Author claims to not be racist or horrible even if he is because it makes sense. If the reader wishes to retaliate in some fashion, he may do so against other white males or the author's unborn children in a fashion acceptable to federal law.