When the Officer has his squad car parked in the middle of the road and is holding his hand out for you to stop, try driving around him to the left. When he yells at you and blocks your motion, calmly begin going around to the right. Upon being stopped on the interstate for traveling 84 mph in a 65 mph zone, roll down your window and before the cop can say anything to you, ask for directions. While driving down the highway, throw out a half full soda can that lands on the hood of an unmarked patrol car. Otherwise, such information will be omitted and the submission posted as an anonymous contribution.
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