I have received dozens of letters from men and women throughout the United States who have made the understandable but unfortunate mistake of confusing bonds with bondage. While bondage can certainly be profitable, it can also be embarrassing and even painful to the uninitiated. Bonds may be less profitable in the short-term, but they re more reliable and don t cause chafing. Bondage usually involves leather, PVC, and handcuffs. Bonds typically require ten or more years to mature.
Bondage requires some maturity, but even greater discipline.
Bonds are usually brokered by reputable financial houses. Bondage is best solicited at disreputable nightclubs, and in the adult section of your newspaper s classifieds. You re right to be concerned. What you ve described is not a stock ticker, but a French tickler. It was somberly reported yesterday that the earth s population had exceeded six billion for the first time in history.