I have a wife and children to support, so be gentle with me. I didn't do it. You didn't see me. You can't prove anything. These statements are equally attributable to Epictetus.
Death is nothingness.
None of these sound like Epicurus 41. James e. Pangloss 43. Candide's being drafted by the Bulgarians b. The old woman's sacrifice during the seige c. The German farmers' problems with crop pests.