It can take up to 2 weeks for coffee to grow mold. Your coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup. You can't get drunk, no matter how many cucumbers you eat. Beer bottles don't get sprayed with pesticides. Beer bottles don't shrivel up and grow moldy if you leave them in the fridge for a month.
Beer is always in season.
Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't work. Cucumbers won't give you a hangover. Cucumbers have fewer calories.