Seats for all shows sold out faster than Sony PlayStations at Kmart. We have no idea. If they did know, they'd all be richer than Andrew Lloyd Webber. Wait lists are being taken for final performances on Friday and Saturday.
All theater productions are backgammon shoots.
Pray for double sixes and expect snake eyes. Promise more and they'll never work again on Broadway, unless there's an opening for replacing broken lights. Jackie Gleason already did the math. Thank you, Sister Amnesia, and your fellow brides of Christ at the Little Sisters of Hoboken nunnery. Without your orders, box offices around the country wouldn't be nearly as busy.