It just develops random features. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. File not found. A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord. Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
All computers wait at the same speed.
Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors. Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven. Hit any user to continue.