People warned me about it. They also told me that Philadelphians don't shower. People in Baltimore don't know how to blow bubbles with their gum. The guys in Buffalo all think the women could gain a few more pounds. It's all written down in a book that someone bought me before I left.
All suspect individuals get one.
You know, they can tell in your eyes when you're starting to think about going elsewhere. They are afraid you'll give away all their secrets. Nope, the land couldn't grow a thing. It's all imported from Deluth. It's a scam, but no one knows any better.