Angels, despite the pop-culture moment they're currently enjoying, do not exist. Well, in a friendly kind of way I guess. And although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it either. So what I'm left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I can't quite remember. It must be like being in one of thise cults with a deadline.
All positive integers are boring.
Let n be the smallest non-boring positive integer. All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism.