A cat won't steal anything but your glasses, your golf balls, and your heart. Cats drink less and snuggle more. Each of a cat's nine lives is worthwhile. A cat can't write a check. Cats can entertain themselves.
Cats are more attractive when they run around naked.
A cat's nose is usually clean. You can have an intelligent conversation with a cat. A typical cat's sexual encounter lasts more than 30 seconds. Cats only scratch themselves because of fleas. Cats actually think with their heads.