A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter. A cat will always land in the softest place possible. A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed. A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can. A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.