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According to Dexter native, Lou Race, we lucky Earthlings just narrowly missed total annihilation. Lou, an avid backpacker, recently took a camping trip through Frazier Woods in Roswell, New Mexico. He chose the location after reading National Interrogator's extensive coverage of the Frazier Woods' UFO sighting last year. On his camping trip, Lou stumbled onto a collection of pulsating blue crystals while digging his fire pit. Lou loosened the crystals from the ground and put them by his tent, thinking he would bring them home for his wife's garden.