Video tapes do function just as well with the front flap section removed. Opening tins of food at night and mixing the contents on the kitchen floor can become addictive. Child locks on drawers and cupboards are as effective as using a tomato to balance a wobbly chair. The ears are just right for carrying all manner of tiny objects. When you need the item in question, simply visit your local casualty or emergency department.
Cocoa powder is an excellent replacement for all well known brands of washing powder.
Removing the swimming attendants towel whilst he is showering may give you an extra half hour in the pool. If your mother has just had a new baby , breast pads make good replacement shin pads for football at school. If you place enough footballs down the main drains you can infact cut off the sewarage outlets for half the Town. Opening the car door on a motorway results in a near death experience. Cats can live locked in a hen house for several days without ill effect, but smell funny for a long time afterwards.