If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it. No problem is so large it can't be fit in somewhere. H.L. Mencken Profit You come into the world with nothing-anything you get after that is sheer profit. Tommy Steele Programs and Programmers A language that doesn't work the way the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
A recent study has found that concentrating on difficult off-screen objects, such as the faces of loved ones, causes eye strain in computer scientists. If it does exist, it's out of date. Only documentation for useless programs transcends from the first too laws. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company. Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.