Horse walks into a bar. A jock o'lantern. And sure enough, all the sardines were dead. Boys are no good at all until they grow up and get married. Men who don't get married are no good either.
Boys are an awful bother.
They want everything they see except soap. My mom is a woman and my dad is a man. A woman is a grown up girl with children. My dad is such a nice man that I think he must have been a girl when he was a little boy. The basses, in the back of the orchestra, decided they had a few minutes to spare before being asked to play anything, so they ran across the street to the pub for some ale.