Just for the sake of it really. And because I think people need web pages. I am an Atmospheric Contiguity Control Operative in the service of Her Britannic Majesty's Ministry of Dole. I would most like to have assassinated Pol Pot. Barry J Bayley riding Alexander's Horned Sphere.
Answers written in random order get extra points.
Not Star Trek . Lapsang souchong with chillies . Hexadecimal Planck Units. Hard-boiled goats . Webmastery, apparently .