Do something to scare me. It follows, therefore, that anyone who claims he can fly must have sought the aid of the devil. To attempt to fly is therefore sinful. And with that, please allow us to introduce you to some of the more sinful examples of folks to whom the devil has provided knowledge of flight . . . . An airplane will kill you quick . . .
Airplanes like to do it inverted.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection. Airplanes come with manuals. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits. You can fly an airplane any time of the month.