Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder. Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. It's better to have beer in hand than gas in tank. Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
Beer is good food.
Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer. If I saved all the money I've spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer. Click here to go to the Quotes and Humor section of our Links page. Return to the Or use your browser's BACK button to return to the previous page.