I just have to know how he made a tracking device for alien material before he had ever seen alien material. There's just too much of this movie to hate. Deathspheres look exactly like volleyballs. Beer always gets rid of weed breath. Apparently, none of the girls in California are that hot.
Californian bands like to be paid in beer.
The guys in California are truly clueless and have no sense of priority. Baseball players prefer baseball trivia to sex. Alien gimps use crossbows even though they have the technology to make a Deathsphere. An alien theory is obviously the best reason for people dying around you. Professors have no tact.