We all have those skeletons in our closet. The beat-up copy of Goonies that never leaves your VCR, the Blockbuster account that confirms you've rented Adventures in Babysitting eight times in the past year. But it's really nothing to be ashamed of. We all have our favorite cheesy movies, movies that are so awful. . .but so good. The ultimate cheesy horror flick.
Chairs stack themselves, maggots devour flesh, and there is a muddy pool filled with corpses.
Basically, it's Die Hard on a bus. Good stupid-action movie, but skip the sequel. This is a very weird children's movie, it involves goblins, a maze filled with strange creatures, and David Bowie in really tight pants. Follow that Bird Another classic children's movie. Follow Big Bird on his cross-country trek to find his parents.