Aging Californians, euphemistically called senior citizens, are even more dangerous because their deformity takes on a horrific final phase as they grow older. In recent years, this has become an invasion in force that has not gone unnoticed in the north. Then there is the crime issue. Every Oregonian worth his salt knows that all crime in their state is attributable to Californians. This, too, is axiomatic.
Crime is imported from California.
As for attitude, well, here is yet another clear and persuasive reason to keep to the battle. Everyone knows that Californians have an attitude. It s like knowing that the cream in your coffee is not quite up to snuff. There are those little gooey things floating around on the glossy surface. Oregonians certainly don t talk like that.