Oct 18 - 'Unexpected' Ratings Stabilise Enterprise audience erosion seems to end as overnight ratings drop only marginally from last week. Spock has gone and lost his brain again. The velour industry is on the cusp of an economic comeback. This could be just the opportunity they've been waiting for. Kirk disappears into the Nexus and overnight Starfleet faces bankruptcy under a deluge of child support suits.
Data needs a new role model.
Between Picard and LaForge, he's gone all soft and sentimental. Arnold Schwarzenegger has expressed interest in playing Kirk's latest foe - an evil Ferengi tyrant bent on enslaving the galaxy's females. Yes, it's a stupid idea for a script, but think of the box office draw. The Tribbles need a culling. Word is that the Romulans have a new kind of cloaking device which could upset the balance of power.