I am apparently an idiot. They're slippery little fellows, those concepts, as soon as I would grasp one it would start flopping around or bite my hand. Of course, it's not that I don't like computers. They allow us to waste time much more efficiently than our parents could ever dream of. Why in less than a nanosecond a computer can erase every file it has ever held, while years ago it would have taken a team of hundreds of disgruntled secretaries and accountants to do the same job.
Computers also hold the ingenious concept of Solitaire.
I know this is not true because my personal computer could not have been built after the invention of fire. My computer has problems. Mine does it too, of course, but I have the comforting explanation that my computer is so old that it is actually recording the information on stone tablets. We all know that the worst thing that can happen while using a computer are the little things, like carpal tunnel syndrome or those darn little tumors caused by elecromagnetic radiation. I plan to add some more humor columns soon, but hey the page has only been up a day and let's be frank, you know you can wait.