Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in their own way. They could fly if they wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. They don't need help crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the road myself.
Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil tiremakers.
Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays tiremakers to create the need for these roads and then lures chickens into believing there is an advantage to crossing them. Down with the roads, up with chickens. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. That chicken should not be free to cross the road.