The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. The older you get, the better you realize you were.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. A motor officer on a 999 call got that sinking feeling when he ploughed straight into wet concrete. The Police officer did not know where to look. It was winched from the concrete and hoisted on to the vehicle before being ferried back to a nearby police station, with the embarrassed policeman sitting in the cab. The bizarre incident occurred on saturday in the road outside London's Old Bailey court.