Naturally, after they saw the pictures, everyone was all saying how they too want finger monkeys. Stupid me, because that's only going to make my chances of ever getting a finger monkey all that more remote, because of the competition. Battlefield Earth' makes 'Waterworld' look like a masterpiece. The visuals are grubby and drab. The characters are unkempt and have rotten teeth.
Breathing tubes hang from their noses like ropes of snot.
The soundtrack sounds like the boom mike is being slammed against the inside of a 55-gallon drum. But let me catch my breath. This movie is awful in so many different ways. Even the opening titles are cheesy. Sci-fi epics usually begin with a stab at impressive titles, but this one just displays green letters on the screen in a type font that came with my Macintosh.