Born ugly and built to last. Both oars in the water, but on the same side of the boat. Bright as Alaska in December. Bubbles in her think tank. CPU not connected to the bus.
Caboose seems to be pulling the engine.
Calling her stupid would be an insult to stupid people. Can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff. Car's only got three wheels, and one's going flat. Carries a tire gauge in her purse. Clock doesn't have all its numbers.