Funny how laborious it is to read a chapter in the Bible and how easy it is to read 2-300 pages of a best selling novel. Funny how we believe what newspapers say but question what the Bible says. Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray and don't have any difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend. Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks to fit a church event into our schedule, but can adjust it for a social event at the last minute. Hence, the safest place for you to be at any time is church.
Bible study is safe, too.
The percentage there is even less. Press 2 for thanksgiving. For all other inquiries, press 4. All of the angels are busy helping other customers right now. Your call is important to us and will be answered in the order it was received.