If you re doing it with a sexy, sultry woman and scary music starts playing in the background, you might want to think about stabbing her in the chest with a crucifix. Foreign people should all come with subtitles. The Capt. of any sports team who s also a big bully is only doing it because he s gay. Women in their 20 s love to sleep with guys who look just like their grandpa. If you suddenly get deluged with water and are on your way to an important meeting, just walk through any threshold.
Black people are very heroic.
Sleeping with your boss won t earn you many friends. If you re a woman, you re no longer important after the age of 35. When you re sitting in a high-tension drama and the tension gets too hard to bear, take out a red laser pointer and highlight the lead actress nipples. I forgot the goddamned file. I ll go get it and catch the next one.