Now they can complain to management about the chemicals in the grass. Women and progressive men push a new movement toward organic lawn care. The status symbol of the perfect lawn fades. Organic gardens and flower beds are in. Out back, family decks and barbecue patios get larger.
Children pick dandelions again.
Larger land-holders let more acreage go back to woods. Instead of admiring their perfect turf, men and women can walk among their own trees. Their soil returns to life. Earthworms, birds, and natural animal life return. Now men can spend their weekend mornings whacking little balls around on organically cared-for turf.