Dear scary squirrel world, Here's something that needs immediate attention. I went to my weekly Bible study class last saturday where we're talking about evolution and creationist theory. I couldn't believe it. This drooling nutball occupies Ponderosa pine forest from Colorado to Arizona . According to evolutionary theory, a subspecies of the skwerl evolved when the Grand Canyon formed separating the original population.
Differences are minor - mostly in coloration.
Creationists contend that the minor differences between the two aboreal terrors prove that they separated only a few thousand years ago. Evolutionists and Creationists are fools. But, for the sake of argument, if the nice skwerl exists, then the Aberts chitterdemon, in all its manifestations, is it's unholy disciple. Tufty the Traffic Safety Squirrel. Patriots, the slavering nut devils will stop at nothing to gain squirrel world domination.