If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. Any given program will expand to fill all available memory. The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output. It's better to ask forgiveness than to ask permission. It won't work.
All laws are basically false.
When the going gets tough, everyone leaves. The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut. The quality of correlation is inversely proportional to the density of control. There's never time to do it right, but always time to do it over. When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.