Then Joshua led the hebrews in the battle of Geritol. The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him. When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption. It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
Christians have only one spouse.
This is called monotony. Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-down warehouse. He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.