Only an idiot would say he believes in God and the turn around and stick his carrot inside another man's mystery hole. I can say with utmost certainty that Christianity and Homosexuality DO NOT mix. I don't forgive nobody for nothing. When I was only 5 years old, God greased up my carrot and held it in his hand. Only stick your carrot into barnholes.
Carrots go into barnholes.
If I hadn't believed what he told me, you can bet I would have acted on my desires long ago and jumped every man on earth. That's the basis of Christianity. You're not supposed to do the things you really want to do. You can hold it if you like. That would be wrong.