After he'd finished milking her, he noticed a fly in the milk pale. Top November 23rd, A snail got beat up by two turtles. An atom walked into a bar, and he was very depressed. The barman asked why, and the atom told him that he'd lost one of his electrons. Top November 9th, Retold by Michael O'Leary in rec.music.folk.
Dead people have a picnic in the woods and are healed by a guy with a chainsaw.
Top November 1st, submitted by Greg Gross Cabinet makers are shelfish people. A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. One afternoon, as the the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. Give 'em sheet music.