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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. Half the people you know are below average 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.