Born a day late, and like that ever since. Born ugly and losing ground ever since. Bright as a tulip bulb. Bright as Tuktoyaktuk in December Bubbles in his think tank. Buffer is full.
Caboose seems to be pulling the engine.
Calling him stupid is an insult to stupid people. Carries a tire gauge in her purse. Car's only got three wheels, and one's going flat. Clock doesn't have all its numbers. Comes from a long line of first cousins Constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth.