I'm not being fair either. Cons are about being different, which you get in spades. And I'm not talking about all the dress up either. Jeez, nerds can be so serious sometimes. Yes, cons can be frustrating.
Cons can be strange.
But cons can be fun too, unless they're the ones in Oswald. Then again, you might like tossed salad. So the next time you're watching Knight Rider reruns, and you see a cheaply cobbled together commercial for a con in your town, go check it out. Besides you never know how good-looking you are until you go to a con.