Cats don't steal your razors. A cat will not give the rent, car payment, and car insurance money to another woman for a down payment on a house and then tell you he really loves you. Cats don't try to make you feel stupid. Unlike men, cats don't make promises that they can't keep. Cats don't argue over stupid things.
Cats are never late for dinner.
You can't get a man off the couch by squirting him with a spritz of water. Rarely does one find a cat in one's bed at 2am with 3 other cats you've never met all expecting you to fix them breakfast. When a cat is feeling under the weather, you almost have to pry that information out of them. Back to my home. Last updated February 9, 1998.