Although the regimen is grueling, experience teaches that a good foundation is the best preparation for the many duties the contest winner will be expected to carry out. Daddy, Bear, Leather Hunk, or Generic Butch. Psychobabble for Tops. Private Session with new personal trainer. Conference call with representatives of Titan, Falcon, Catalina, and Zeus to discuss ways title holder can increase leather pride by appearing in porno movies.
Courtesy calls on local leather columnists.
The outgoing title holder has been asked to make a few informal remarks on the importance of mutual support and fraternity within the leather community. Appointment with Mr. Harold of the Smooth Sailing Electrolysis Clinic. Title holder must carefully review contract before signing, particularly the clause which states that title holder's image may continue to be used to advertise 900 numbers in perpetuity, regardless of whether title holder is actually still alive. Begin actual massage. Breakfast Club meeting with Chris Bowman and other members of the Log Cabin Club.