I can see it now. And look at the back of those trucks. There's nothing back there but lockers. Put that stuff somewhere else. I'm sure Starbucks would jump at the chance of putting a barrista or two in a stand on the back.
Crowds usually gather at fires.
Sell them a non-fat, decaf, triple latte. After all, Starbucks has run out of street corners for their stores. Perfect for fire sales We could quickly solve another local problem with that approach. Houston firetrucks often go out with only three firefighters instead of the national standard four. Try to sell the space to prescription drug companies.