Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire. The body consists of three parts- the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u. The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon.
All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum.
A fossil is an extinct animal. A large, empty space where the pope lives. When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the beautiful Caucasian baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside, since most people can't read English. Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine.