People think Richard Petty's birthday is a national holiday. Folks use laundromats as their mailing address. The arena parking lot has a special section for jacked up cars. People attend funerals wearing overalls with a John Deere logo. People shoot each other over parking spots at the Wyoming Valley Mall.
Churches have happy hours.
And the guys open beer bottles with their belt buckles. Every block has a kid named Skyler. TravelWorld features weekly trips to Graceland and Branson. Houses don't have curtains, but vans do. Dead huntin' dogs get tombstones.