Tips and hints for female perversions. Discussion of office supplies and how to use them to fuck with the order of things. If I didn't have bobofett, I'd absolutely have cootercity. It's utterly perfect. Don't even think about it, it's mine.
Babies are pretty damn tender.
The rotten cunt split on him. God, I love that. For those who are eating elsewhere at night, if you know what I mean and I think that you do. I know there are women in the world who think they're the bomb when they wear these godawful things. I'm sure that someone reading this right now is in a pair of them.