The Gillette CEO liked his profits a lot. Underarm hair can be braided, in a classic French style.
Blush is for roses, deodorant is vile.
Burning holes in rabbits' eyes, with chemicals that maim, Is senseless cruel torture, it shows lack of brain. The Chark pondered this, his whiskers a-buzz. Man's poisoned the Earth, destroyed its whole rhythm. When the Chark thought of this pure Russian Roulette, He realized he MUST hose down Gillette. Cut a hole for our tails, we'll fool the dumb jerks.