A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
A closed mouth gathers no feet. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. Then I guess I'm the only one left on Earth. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.