A place far too abstract and complex for their primitive renaissance minds to comprehend. Please, allow me to show you around this jungle of information and opportunity, created for your unbounded surfing pleasure. There really is a lot of stuff that you don't wanna miss, so make sure you poke around in all the nooks, explore all the corridors and look behind the jackenaperies. At this point you've stuck it out and read quite a bit, so I like you. I'm gonna do you a favor at this point and tell you that you can click here to stop our nifty theme music from following you through the rest of the page, if you want.
Chicks dig it.
Well ,O.K., You can't stop the music. That link just doesn't work.