You've got to ask yourself why you're ordering this drink.
Chances are the answer has nothing to do with drinking cocktails .
We suggest trying an Old Fashioned or a Whiskey Sour instead. Lose the whiskey and just drink the juice. But in case you insist, here's the recipe for a Comfortable Screw - don't tell us we didn't warn you. Add a swizzle stick and serve. Buy the Cocktail book .