The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, I, o and u. A large, empty space where the pope lives. The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon.
All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum.
A fossil is an extinct animal. A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa. A 92 year-old man goes to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor ses the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. I said you got a heart murmur.