You thought that the stretcher monkeys were a soft target for inaccurate, sensationalist TV journalism. Just wait till we get our manicured paws on the lollipop ladies. Most of the time they lurk on busy roads a street or two away from schools. Most of the time they only walk to the center of the road, not crossing it at all. We found one murderous hag who was not even wearing a hat.
Airline pilots receive six years training.
This included a buffet lunch and an early Friday finish at the cycle proficiency centre. We found one crossing patrol chatting with parents at a zebra when she was supposed to be at work. Worse still was the shock discovery that some of these scroungers even receive an ex-gratia allowance of 26 per year, and do other work to boost their greedy income. We thought that ambulance crews were the most evil faction of society. It is Dear Mavis Lollypop and her nationwide network of kind people.