No one has ever actually reached the end of the rest room line at an NFL game. Nine innings means eighteen chances at the hot dog line. Two halves mean BYO or go hungry. Pro football players have breasts. Many NFLers are so freakishly overdeveloped, owing to steroids, that they look like circus geeks.
Baseball players seem like normal fit folks.
Fans should be thankful they don't have to look at NFL teams in bathing suits. Eighty degrees, a cold beer and a short-sleeve shirt are better than thirty degrees, a hip flask and six layers of clothes under a lap blanket. Having 162 games a year ist 10.125 times as good as having 16. If you miss your favorite NFL team's game, you have to wait a week. In baseball, you wait a day.