New Brunswick, Maine is a tough town. Aliens with bird like ships should stay well clear of Earth during duck season. Alien Lectroids have nads. Hologram viewing glasses are made out of bubble wrap. Never try to get intimate with some guy carrying a electric charge.
Bacteria can affect people via television.
Good aliens appear to hail from Jamaica. Alien thermal pods carry parachutes. I'd do the same thing. That little asian guy looks funny riding a Harley. 50 mins - Awful lot of folks named John.