If my wife sees me with you, I'm dead meat. Just because you're pregnant doesn't mean you can't work two jobs. Ah, quit your crying, it was only sex with her. I'm not sure. He never had any doubt about whether or not he wanted a quickie - this is a scientific curiosity, indeed, how the phenomena of romantic indecision can just come over a guy.
Condoms are for sissies - just for gays.
They don't make condoms big enough for me.