A BEER is always wet. BEER doesn't demand equality. A BEER doesn't care when you come. You can have a BEER in public. You don't have to wash a BEER before it tastes good.
BEER always comes in multiples of six.
After you have a BEER, you're committed to nothing other than dumping the empty bottle. A BEER never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you thirsty. When your BEER is gone, you just pop another. BEER looks the same in the morning. BEER doesn't look you up in a month.