The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back. Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of car payments. You Don't Like 10.