We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. We know The Truth about whether size matters. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. If we have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, we're not the devil.
Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being emotionally neglected.