Sorry . . . In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Dancing is a contact sport.
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