A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty. A beer always goes down easy. Beer doesn't demand equality. A beer doesn't care when you come.
Beer always comes in multiples of six.
Why Fishin' Is Better Than Making Love When you go fishin' and you catch somethin,' that's good. If you're making love and you catch somethin,' that's bad. Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither. And don't want to know how many other fish you caught. In fishin' you lie about the one that got away.