Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. Always try to be modest. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
Chastity is curable, if detected early.
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.