Recent findings suggest that this was not the St. Louis Encephalitis virus after all, but rather the West Nile fever-like virus. The Healthy Living Almanac withdraws its advisory. The St. Louis Encephalitis virus is carried by mosquitoes who have been feeding off the carcasses of birds in St. Louis, whereas the West Nile fever-like virus is carried by mosquitoes who have been feeding off the carcasses of birds in the West Nile region of Africa. The first full week of fall is a transitional period, so stay away from the craps table, wear sensible shoes, and avoid synthetic blends. Try not to slap good-natured people who don t know any better.
Conditions favor origami, agrarian economy, and mud.
This is the Moron s Almanac.