All bleeding eventually stops. An IRS audit is like an autopsy without the benefit of dying. Crime doesn't pay. Cuba used to have a great Olympic rowing team, but all the really great rowers ended up on the U.S. team. An apple every 8 hours will keep three doctors away.
Advertising is legalized lying.
A man's home is his hassle. A seven day honeymoon makes one weak. A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. A man should build a house with his own hands before he calls himself an engineer. A legend is a lie that has obtained the dignity of age.