A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can. Furniture Replacement A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture. A cat will always land in the softest place possible. A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed. A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
2. a four footed allergen. 6. a wildlife control expert. 7. one who sleeps in old, empty pizza boxes. 8. a hair relocation expert. Back to top A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take.