On the other hand, people my age are so much older than I am. You can pick you friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. Never accept a drink from a urologist. Never get in fights with ugly people, because they have nothing to lose. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
A closed mouth gathers no feet. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.