Your instructors understand this, and every teacher worth his or her salt is as impressed by a student's ingenious ass-covering as by legitimate academic achievement.
All hell breaks loose, and nearly everyone dies.
Plus, there's an annoying fool. Watch Kurosawa's film Ran , where the daughters are swapped for sons and everyone's Japanese. Mount a one-person puppet production of the play using only fruits and vegetables. Watch Survivor and pretend there's only one contestant. Based on Homer's Odyssey .