Illinois Democrats invite you to spend a day at their carnival dunk tank. Tipper Gore starts looking at fabric swatches. Dick Gephardt introduces a bill to pay for construction of a temporary gallows. You ask the Democratic Party of Texas what you can do to help them, and they tell you to endorse Republicans. Your Cabinet changes the locks.
Buddy signs a book deal.
Pat Moynihan gives your name to Atlas Van Lines. The Democratic National Committee proposes Jack Kevorkian as the new White House physician. Rick Horowitz is a syndicated columnist, TV commentator and public speaker . All rights reserved.