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Date 2301 University Ave. Dear Dr. Date, I recently encountered a situation of a unique nature. The problem is that I have dark bed sheets that I am often too lazy to wash. Hence, when I masturbate in bed it tends to leave the characteristic crusty, white residue that can only be associated with dried semen. The other day I had a date, which went very well, and unexpectedly I ended up inviting her back to my place afterwards.