What the evidence does say is that alcohol, whether beer, wine or liquor, thins the blood, making it less likely to clot. If coronary arteries are narrowed because of plaque buildup on the vessel walls, the blood moves through the arteries too slowly, increasing the risk of a clot. By making the platelets slippery instead of sticky, alcohol reduces the likelihood that blood will clot in the little coronary artery. Red wine contains more artery protecting antioxidants than white wine. White wine contains more than other drinks.
Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.