Not really impressed with this fu flick, though watching a bald guy beat people up with his noggin was cool. I Learned From This Movie Suicide should be committed in the nude. Wine gourds are indistinguishable from breasts. Never punch a tree. Corn is a powerful weapon when used in martial arts.
Apples also make good fake breasts.
Heads cracking open look suspiciously like watermelons thrown against rocks. Noodles can be used like nunchucks. Bald heads are slippery. Now that's a huge welt. 47 mins-Please make the old Chinese guy stop taking his clothes off.