Opening the second door, he saw a room full of people standing on their heads on a wooden floor. Better, he thought, but best to check the last door. Upon opening the last door, he saw a room full of people, standing waist-deep in excrement and sipping coffee. On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
Almonds are members of the peach family.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.