Your airplane being hijacked by a group uf radical Unitarians. Since we were located in a local shopping mall we had much foot traffic by parents who saw no need to look after their children much to our dismay. The following jokes were told to me by a Thelemite, and thus I am completely exonerated from the retelling. Crowley never wrote a book about it. Depends on what you want to change it into.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh. I had my car's alignment checked. Speaking of Bumper stickers, i just saw these today in my new issue of Abyss. A skeptic goes in to see a fortune teller.