101 Reasons why women prefer cucumbers to Men 1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long. Cucumbers stay hard for a week. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count. Cucumbers don't get too excited.
Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety.
Cucumbers are easy to pick up. Cucumbers can get away any weekend. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning. With a cucumber you can always wait until you get home. A cucumber won't drag you to a John Wayne Film Festival.