Excel at nothing. Always call shotgun when driving with suicide car-bombers. Time to get caught up on your laundry. Conflict with a loved one may catch you by surprise, but don t pay for the Polaroids. Avoid eggplant and treasury bonds this week, but don t be afraid to use a little extra ketchup.
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There s something stuck to your shoe. It isn t that I wouldn t like to provide a weekly farming tip. I enjoy farming tips, and appreciate all the many contributions of Agriculture. But farming tips are hard to come by, especially on a tight budget. This is the Moron s Almanac.