There is no room for God in those who are full of themselves. There is nothing so fatal to character as half-finished tasks. Jimmy taught me a long time ago that you do the best you can and don't worry about the criticisms. Once you accept the fact that you're not perfect, then you develop some confidence. Whoever one is, and wherever one goes, one is always wrong if one is rude.
Dieticians are the worst enemy of the great cuisine.
It is impossible to have low calories in excellent food. People who do not clean up after their dogs obviously have yet to complete their own toilet training. The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a food out of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you but he will make a fool of himself too. Gossip is the opiate of the oppressed. A woman has to be twice as good as a man to go half as far.