As he was being led by the devil to the fiery furnace, he noticed a man he recognized as an Programmer on earth. This Programmer was snuggled up to a beautiful woman. That Programmer gets to snuggle up to that beautiful woman while I burn for eternity. Things that make you go Hmmmmmmmmmmm Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Atheism is a nonprophet organization.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. Seeing a note under the windshield, he reads it. They think I'm giving you my name, phone number, and insurance company. But I'm not. Dick A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times.