Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Women like silent men, they think they're listening. I still have most of it. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
All reports are in.
Life is now officially unfair. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished. I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock. I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.