A fun film which my group of bad movie watchers enjoy. Wild dogs are groomed, well trained, and unable to chase down a chubby kid. Rangers don't carry firearms, a whip will easily handle a cougar or bear. Straight college girls have pin-ups of Marilyn Monroe. TV newscasters in small towns are dying for news.
College girls like to skip.
Never take a closeup of someone flossing. Undead sorcerers like a piece of tail now and then too. Heroic rangers are always accompanied by motivating trumpet fanfare. You can decapitate someone with a whip. 38 mins - Not very much water in that bath.