Murphy, who was a bit of a drinker, went to the doctor. The doctor checked him out and said 'I can't find anything wrong, so I'll have to put it down to the drink'. A man was dining in an expensive restaurant. Cats have four paws but only one ma. People have forefathers, but only one mother.
Cats have tails and a lot of people have tales, too.
All cats have fur coats. Some people have fur coats as well, and the ones who don't say catty things about the ones that do. A pupil was having trouble with punctuation. The Jungle Animal Olympics had concluded and a dejected cheetah was sitting on the sidelines, dejected because he hadn't won a single prize. There were once three squaws.