Cats know the importance of punctuality. Cats would never use your toothbrush. Cats don't put empty containers back in the refrigerator. Cats don't run up huge debts on charge cards. Cats LOVE being helpful.
Cats stop using the bathroom when it's dirty.
In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bear country. The bells warn away most bears. Tourists are also cautioned to watch the ground on the trail, paying particular attention to bear droppings to be alert for the presence of Grizzly Bears. Grizzly droppings are easily recognized because they contain tiny bells. Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day.