Much like the Prince of Wales, the common hare does little but nibble at carrots, wiggle its enormous ears, and breed. Ah, he may have been a true friend, and a loyal pet. The correspondent, on the other hand, may be compared to a viscous mucilage of dubious origin. Whatever observations the correspondent might fling towards oneself, in the overrated name of 'frankness,' rebound from oneself and adhere to the correspondent. My dear girl, Of course you are marrying beneath yourself.
All women do.
As you know I pride myself in representing only the highest quality erotic art. I owe a tremendous sense of gratitude to you for letting a select few of your intimate friends know of my service. So, it is with the heaviest of hearts I now must write to you and tell of my failure. I have not been able to obtain a first edition copy of Maid For Pain as you requested. I regret to inform you that the limited edition was a sell-out.