Tweet, tweet, goes the cat, for the cow has decreed that all the lost planets in the univese are but icy masses of Jell-O. Amish midgets, the most noble warriors of Utah, make their way across the lands of the horses from the desert of many lakes. Progeny of the lord of the monkeys and the weasel king causes the uprising of the mushrooms who dance the cha-cha. After that one, they kinda dried up for a couple years. Recently, though, the spirit of utter nonsense that is now constantly manifest within me, along with a friend of mine, inspired me to create more. Here they are, including some of the themes you may have noticed in the originals, including monkeys, cheese, weasels, and cows.
Cheese is the biggest seller of organs on the black market for Spam.
The remote causes Windows '95 at the cost of causing the golfer to jump into a vat of wombat fur. The lotus atop the mountain of pants is the greatest source of Zimbabwean talk show hosts in the Pacific Desert. Michael Kennedy is not a pirate unless he dances the lambada with the Hydra of ancient Smurf legend with the ham that Yitzhak Rabin didn't have for breakfast last Tuesday. The cabbies wear glasses to deflect the carp who wear liederhosen to Disneyland against the wishes of deceptive turkeys. The tunnel to Hell makes a cakewalk look like a roll of Mentos on a steroid high that's lasted since St. Swithen's Day.