The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
All generalizations are false.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. The French, who were overwhelmingly favored to win the battle, threatened to cut a certain body part off of all captured English soldiers so that they could never fight again. The English won in a major upset and waved the body part in question at the French in defiance. The body part which the French proposed to cut off of the English after defeating them was, of course, the middle finger, without which it is impossible to draw the renowned English longbow. The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.