Here in south Florida, my beer gets warm by the 6th hole. You need the Bogey Bag, available online. And take more than four to six, for God's sake. They'll stay cold for 18 holes even down in that alligator pit. Here in Bavaria, beer is not considered as alcohol, it is furthermore belonging to our daily nutrition, so people drink it a lot.
Beer kills the yips.
By the way, when the New World Order really arrives, we're making you chairman of the beverage committee. The average golfer does not hit his clubs. He throws them. You can get about 40 yards on a good day. I don't know, but try aiming for the woods.