A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
A closed mouth gathers no feet. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.