Now that got my attention. My mother always dreamed that I would become a minister, and now I could, without all the years of study and that messy, theological mumbo jumbo. Wait a minute now. Well, that's a relief. He's not trying to get me to marry my brother or sister, just perform the ceremony.
Big spam points for that one, for clarity of writing is a major booboo in the world of spam.
Okay, here's the point I really don't get. I suspect that if an entire family cannot find a minister they know, then we have an entire family who has not set foot in church in a very long time. And it is likely we have a family that is not particularly concerned with religion or the church. What a special way to welcome a child of God. What a special way, indeed.