I felt a little better when a guy a couple of calls ahead of me advertised his own site. Granted, his site sold an actual, useful product that Lionel had actually used and heard of and wasn't just a page of the masturbation fantasies of a couple of swishy little computer geeks that nobody reads. He said my name right. That was a good sign. Now, anyone who knows anything about radio knows that the worst thing you can do in a broadcast is have dead air.
Dead air is when there's nothing going on, no music, nobody saying anything, nothing.
Luckily, there was only a slight pause before I found my nasally chipmunk voice, but after hearing me on the radio, the FCC has expanded the definition of dead air. Oh yes, I was smooth. Uhhh, hi Lionel. This was maybe the third time I had listened to it. Well, I have a couple of humor sites.