It started when he asked me about the sheets on my bed. This guy named Juan was here and wanted to show me his rooster. I really need to change the way I do things. I've been avoiding sex, and that can't be healthy. Boyfriends get the spiders.
Boyfriends grab a feel before the elevator door opens.
Boyfriends let you borrow their best flannel shirts. Boyfriends put the seat down. Boyfriends give you backrubs. Boyfriends stand in the back of the shower and let you have the hot water. Boyfriends think you're beautiful.