Turn left at the big purple and white sign. Let these places be a lesson to Junior about the horrors of incarceration. That, or pick a pooch or kitty to love and call your own. The lessons about commitment and responsibility begin once Fifi wee-wees all over your kid's Playstation. Standing room only, under the bridge.
Bats click and clack and flit and flee every evening before their long night's journey.
Noah's Land lives up to its heady title. With over 400 animals from over 50 species from all over the globe, including impala, giraffe, camel, bear, aoudad, emu, and tigers, tigers, tigers, this big-hearted wilderness park is a de facto refuge for animals abandoned by the dummies who took them in as pets. The focus is native Central Texas flora and fauna, including more than 90 native Texan beasts, like Rufus the Racoon and Bogart the Bobcat. More than 500 reptiles slither, but, hey, this joint's not just for the cold-blooded. Monkeys, birds, llamas, and Texas Longhorns represent for the warmer blooded beasts.