Confession is good for the soul, or at least for deflecting investigation.
To avoid being investigated by Ken Starr for recent comments about online betting on Monica Lewinsky's testimony and to avoid becoming the target of the next cover story for the Brill's Content Web site, the cyberrodent is coming clean. As you know, the Rat has been writing this column for some time. Indeed, he is not now nor has he ever been an actual rat. In truth, the Rat is not a member of the Norway, roof or hooded rat species. This constitutes a lapse in judgment and a personal failure on the Rat's part, for which he is solely and completely responsible.