If you serious, Price, I take offense at you being serious. Give it up. PC humor is generally not funny anymore, especially since the real thing is the funniest you're ever gonna get. Because if you did, I take offense at your breaking the copyright law. Now THAT'S a classic.
Blood is thicker than water.
And tastier too. And more chock-full of nutrients. All more's the reason to drop adopted parents like a hot potato and go searching for the birth parents who obviously didn't want me. Yes, humans are no more than slaves to their genetic structure and all traits are built in. I think that was enough.