Cats love lemonade on a hot day. Cats refuse to play scrabble. Cats will pay your rent if you let them. Some cats make payoffs to flea gangs. C.A.T. stands for Clever Anatomical Tricks.
Cats know how to cozy up.
Cats sleep circular. Cats invented naps. Kiss your cat. A fur ball is not a toy. Cat hair on the bedspread, Cat hair on the chair.