The next all-odd date will be January 3, 3111. Persons wishing to drag zeroes into this may do so elsewhere. The results of last week s poll on whether or not the Moron Party ought to abandon polling will appear next week. See the online version of the almanac for custom weekly forecasts every Wednesday or Thursday night. Family figures prominently in this cycle.
Conditions favor gluttony and sloth, but it s a perilous time for flightless fowl.
Relatives may quarrel. Restrain from acting on homicidal instincts. I d be a frickin millionaire. Give yourself twenty points for a correct answer, fifteen points for having been pretty sure it wasn t Francis Bacon, and ten points for trying to remember how old Mark Twain would have been in 1862. Deduct five points for every second you spent wondering when Longfellow was alive at the time.