I just saw a beautiful mink coat. I saw one I really liked. I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. Never take a beer to a job interview. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.