Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures. Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations. Everyone looks up to you and smiles. You are dancing on the table. Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
Beer is crystal-clear.
Somebody is trying to sober you up. Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear. You have been in a fight. Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them. You've wandered into the wrong party.