One can only put her versatility down to the fact that she does this all day every day. She decided to read a phone bill or something that her friend was showing her whilst doing the nut cracker on my back. I couldn't tell what it was exactly as my face was contorted with the pleasure of the experience. After inflicting only minor brain damage whilst massaging my head, she returned to my foot to make sure she hadn't missed a bone. It must have done me some good because when I arrived I was limping when I left I was running.
Any event bearing any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental.
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