Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else. You see a good-looking person and know it is a visitor. Free food left over from meetings is your main staple. Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home. Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.
Art involves a white board.
You're already late on the assignment you just got. When 100 percent of your time means 20 hours. Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube. Vacation is something you roll over to next year or a check you get every January. Change is the norm.