Starfish don't have brains. Polar bears are left handed. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. Please read it.