Opens vest, pulls out tie, pees in pants. Looks directly at bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble. Farts silently while leaking, acts very innocent, knows that man in next stall will be blamed. Waits a long time, teeth floating, pees in sink. Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
Bangs dink on side of urinal to drip dry it.
Has to back up and take a long blind shot at urinal, pees in shoe. Stands on box, falls in, drowns. Holds left thumb in right hand, pees in pants. Stands awhile, gives up, walks away. This page has been visited times.