Don't prevent artists from working while they are on benefit. Do talk about London's unrivalled community of young artists as an asset for cultural research and development. The business community will understand. Do use the language of social inclusion to explain why we should invest in community arts activities. Do celebrate the innovation of London's artists.
Businesses understand that too.
Don't think that talking to Damon Albarn constitutes supporting the arts. According to the form book, between now and 4 May, the arts will slide off the political agenda as sleekly as Torvill and Dean. Open your political throats and feel the roar of culture. Just for once. I don't want to have to tell little Keats to give up on poetry and become a spin doctor.