Episcopalians pass the plate. Evangelicals make effective pitches. Mormons are in left field. Dunkers are down by three. Adventists have a seventh-inning stretch.
Atheists refuse to have an Umpire.
Baptists want to play hardball. Premillenialists expect the game to be called soon on account of darkness. The Pope claims never to have committed an error. Page designed with the Comic Sans MS font.