I used to think that dirtbagging was a response to being poor, but having recently acquired a real job, I can now say it's a state of mind. Luckily I have taken the time to prepare the following quiz over a lot of cheap beers. You get drunk and fall into a nearby river while trying to relieve yourself. When someone else is paying for it.
All beer is good beer.
A hard trad lead with an 'R' or 'X' by it in the guidebook. Why buy one when there are plenty of free ropes in the rock gym dumpster. One morning while camping out you get up for a glorious day of climbing and find that you have no coffee. Between the shaking, blurred vision, and headaches, you barely manage to drive 120 miles to the closest store and buy a cup o'joe. On pitch 7 of an 8 pitch climb your partner drops a stopper that you found at the crag six years ago.