Title: The road to Miltown; or, Under the spreading atrophy.
Authors: Perelman, S. J. 1904-1979.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster,
Year: 1957
Subjects: American wit and humor.
Contents: And thou beside me, yacketing in the wilderness -- Short easterly squall, with low visibility and rising gorge -- Cloudland revisited: When to the sessions of sweet silent films -- No starch in the dhoti, s'il vous plaît -- De gustibus ain't what dey used to be -- I am not now, nor have I ever been, a matrix of lean meat -- Cloudland revisited: Roll on, thou deep and dark scenario, roll -- The saucier's apprentice -- Whereas, the former premises being kaput -- My heart's in the highlands, and my neckband, too -- Cloudland revisited: Vintage swine -- Long time no sheepskin -- The swirling cape and the low bow -- Genuflection in the sun -- Cloudland revisited: The wickedest woman in Larchmont -- Swindle sheet with blueblood engrailed, arrant fibs rampant -- Come on in, the liability's fine -- This little piggy went to market -- Cloudland revisited: I'm sorry I made me cry -- Danger: molting plumage -- Sorry, no phone or mail orders -- Don't tell me, pretty gypsy -- Cloudland revisited: By the waters of razz-ma-tazz -- Next week at the Prado: Frankie Goya plus monster cast -- I'll always call you Schnorrer, my African explorer -- One comely babe, piping hot -- Cloudland revisited: "M" is for the migraine that she gave me -- You're my everything, plus city sales tax -- Is there a doctor in the cast? -- Cloudland revisited: Hungarian goulash, with battered noodles -- Who stole my golden metaphor? -- Cloudland revisited: It takes two to tango, but only one to squirm -- Calling all addlepates -- Cloudland revisited: Shades of young girls among the flummery.