Title: I am Papa Snap and these are my favorite no such stories.
Authors: Ungerer, Tomi, 1931-2019
Publisher: Harper & Row
Year: 1971
Abstract: In these nonsense episodes Papa Snap is eaten by a sofa, Uncle Rimsky lights his cigars with dragons, Mrs. Maroon Morsel irons her laundry with a steam roller, and Mr. Tuber sprout gets up to miss the train every morning.