premise: U guys probably think I am one hell of a liar but I swear this is true - my girlfriend just ca n't seem to get enough of my cum all over her face . I know almost every xxx film ends with a facial and most chicks are n't into that ; but I found myself a real ho who likes it and I ' m not about to let her go . Just last night we were at the movies and she started about how she could hardly wait to get some of my vanilla jism all over her face . I ' m no fool so we got out of that film in a hurry and as we were driving home she started to give me a suckjob . Why did my girlfriend do this to me in the car ?
hypothesis: She was tired and just wanted to get it over with .