premise: Lori , Gwen , and I took the Vocational dorm . We lit those big red strings of firecrackers off ( almost ) simultaneously and threw them through every gate of each dorm . It was freaking awesome . We did n't get as much of a reaction as we had hoped for , so we went back and lit off several Honduran bottle rocket ish fireworks . Travis had pretty good aim , getting them to go off right over the boys ' dorms . What kind of people are we ?
hypothesis: We are pyromanias .