premise: Robinson had a severe case of the Beardie Dire - rears , which can be quite impressive in a gross way , and needed an immediate shower , and the bathroom floor of course had to be wiped off again . I decided to follow him in the shower , while my barbecue chicken cooked . This was in the oven - my real oven , not my toaster oven - as I do n't own a barbecue . I have a rather nifty chicken - baking device on which the chicken sits upright and roasts rather like on a rotisserie . I made homemade barbecue sauce to - die - for ; I could have eaten it with a spoon ! What may be the reason for the bathroom being cleaned .
hypothesis: Someone had a critical diarrhea incident .