premise: Raw contents below . ] Had an AWESOME time in Dallas this weekend . While J was off playing army in the National Guard , I hopped in a car with two of my dance - sisters and drove to Dallas for a performance with my troupe , classes taught by visiting Egyptian dance celebrities , and shows that included those celebrities performing . Also there was much shopping and some pool time . Why did I have an awesome time in Dallas this weekend ?
hypothesis: Because J is in the National Guard .