premise: So if we ca n't go , especially because of a technical hitch , then there 's nothing anyone can do , but I will not be a happy bunny . I may have to go use some Scientologists for dart practice . Talking of , I finally found out exactly what Scientology is today , hence my new - found lack of respect for them . Basically , it 's just like every other religion I ca n't fathom , or more to the point , that I can fathom , but can not understand why the followers can not see that their religion is not the divine truth , but adult fairytales created so that people could have a socially acceptable comfort blanket , as it were . Anyway , apparently Scientology is basically Buddhism with aliens , executed with a typical cult format . Why did the writer say they might use Scientologists for dart practice ?
hypothesis: Because the writer will not be a happy bunny .