premise: Does he not know anyone who cares enough to say " you have the hair of a fucking cartoon character ! Get it cut ! " Actually , even if the hair was nothing to do with Apu it was still a worry . The thought of this guy lovingly sculpting a massive bouffant each day did not make me trust his judgement . But the idea that he might be deliberately going for the Apu look really weirded me out . What kind of person am I ?
hypothesis: I am a judgmental person if I looking so deeply at his hair .