premise: Work : So the most amazing thing happened earlier . I was working at the drive - thru at my pharmacy ( think McDonalds with xanax happy meals ) and I walk up to the window and see this woman like .... outside of her car with the back door open .... about to administer textbook corporeal punishment to her children . Once she realized I was there she put on the most convincing guise of composure and chit chatted a bit before cutting to the chase . The chase was this : After her marriage of four years , her husband apparently flipped out . Why was I working at the drive - thru at my pharmacy ?
hypothesis: Because I walked up to the window .