premise: I was supposed to get enough sleep so that I 'd be charmingly clever at 9:30 AM . So that guy I ' ve been so peculiarly captivated by would stop giving weird , " WTF ? " expressions whenever I spoke in discussion ... Lighthearted joking here ... What 's a possible reason getting enough sleep would make the writer charmingly clever at 9:30 AM ?
hypothesis: Because they are captivated by a guy .