premise: At some point in the middle of the night , I was awaken by what sounded like a very muted ambulance . My first thought was my watch , so I put my wrist up to my ear , nope , not my watch . I could n't figure out what it was so I sat up . Apparently , I had been sleeping on top of my pump , which is why the sound was muffled . How might have I ended up sleeping on the top of my pump ?
hypothesis: i might have gotten drunk and passed out next to it .