You're just a trigger-happy idiot. I don't think someone with your history (as is evident merely by reading your talk page) should be so casual in classifying other people's edits as vandalism. I realize that Wikipedia has by now largely turned into bullying-summercamp for you frustrated-with-the-real-world type admins, but still. Some common sense, more impulse control and less hysteria, and your toys will last much longer.

Toxicity label: insult