A serious question
You obviously enjoy being as nasty as you possibly can be in "acceptable" ways that don't threaten to get you blocked.  My question is don't you ever get tired of being dead wrong about so many things, so often, in such a needlessly nasty manner, and so publicly in front of your fellow editors? Vandals suck.  Eight year olds with access to the internet suck too.  But it's people like you who maintain a facade of respectability while being absolutely horrible to other people who are really the worst members of the Wikipedia community. -  

Toxicity label: insult