Dude you crazy! 

Dude, you are totally not cool.  Why did you leave me that message on Resume?  I totally fixed it.  I don't know what's up you gluteus maximus.  Dog, you need to cool off your jets in a salon.  Get a pedicure and don't be so upset when a brotha is just trying to have a good time.  If you want to go on a date with me just leave me your number on my user talk page.  Peace

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