WHAT ADVERTISMENT DID I PUT? I can't believe what you say and do. You're just horrible! Your quote doesn't say that my article doesn't qualify either.... "If a topic has received significant coverage in reliable sources that are independent of the subject, it is presumed to satisfy the inclusion criteria for a stand-alone article."   that's just saying what IS allowed, not what IS NOT. Though, i'm done checking back here because you're obviously not playing with a full deck.    

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