Stalker? 

"Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not after you" - Kurt Cobain, 1991.

No matter what I edit, you're there 30 seconds later to amend it. Regardless of the subject, you're there. Hanging around like a bad smell or like a spare 'un at a wedding. Could you take your shit-in-a-field impression elsewhere? Much obliged.   

Toxicity label: obscene