Don't Touch My Userpage!
Who the hell do you think you are? How dare you touch my userpage? If this were more than a virtual community, that people lived in, would you enter my house while I was out and rearrange the furniture, paint the walls a different colour and take stuff away - even things I, myself, have made? Sometimes, just sometimes, it's like living under communism. You make me sick, you pathetic little Stalin! If you ever touch my userpage again, I will make you sorry you were ever born. Don't.Touch. My. Userpage.

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