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God, or whoever, whatever? I now decree you the citizen of Lumbago Land, how'z that? Do you live there, do you accept this citizenship, just stop with all this foolishness now, even if the Martians landed, issued him with an Alpha Centauri passport and took him to a dance on one of the moons of Pluto he'd still be fucking French!  Parley! 
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Toxicity label: obscene