Becoming an admin 

I have a few questions for you that you might want to give some thought to before you nominate yourself as an admin.

(1) Do you feel your love of licking balls would help you or hurt you as an administrator?

(2) Would you be willing to accept an award for Wikipedia's Biggest Crybaby for running to WP:ANI, WP:RFCU, and WP:AIV every two minutes with every trivial complaint?

(3) As Gwen Gale's official man servant, would you create articles about yourself and your terrible novel just like your master did?

(4) Do you honestly believe that being Wikipedia's biggest drama queen will help you impress little boys in real life?

(5) Are you willing to concede that you engage in sockpuppetry to get the attention on Wikipedia that you no longer get from daddy?

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