== Twelve Days of Christmas == 

 Listen you goon, 

 WHAT'S WITH THE ELEVEN LORDS A-LEAPING?!  And those maids and ladies?!  All twenty-three of the birds are dead, trampled to death in the ORGY!  I hope you're satisfied, you rotten, vicious goon! 

 Your Sworn Enemy: 

 AGNES!!!

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