She should throw away the glasses and let her eyes cross It s so sexy La Streisand being the exception that proves the rule As for the serious winking disorder that was a major WP scoop Let s each send that Wasilla moose stuffer a dollar Keep him sweet for future nuggets He might be the guy to corroborate the rumor that her head has been all tall and pointy i e the hairdo isn t really a beehive ever since she was abducted by aliens in 1997