That s pretty funny I don t thing I ve seen a single memo allowing editors to bite someone over spelling I m a proofreader and I can accept some people make spelling errors Hell I m dyslexic too so I make them myself I m so sorry Coldplay Expert can t match your exacting standards of perfection However I think that maybe just maybe you should lowering them a bit Look in the mirror more closely instead of letting your eyes pass over the cracks in it Sing your songThe bird s seeds