Napoleon Factor This movie is like Napoleon Dynamite The audience loves it even though there s actually nothing to it but clich s which literally get the shit beat out of them as do most things in this movie To be fair Napoleon Dynamite s bullettime scenes were only in how slow the characters thought All of them multiplied together gets an IQ of less than 50 Is this the new style To have something suck so badly saving special effects that people can t help but love it I am going to kill someone this is the new blockbuster style And before anyone starts trying to find out where I live so they can hunt me down I will reinforce that crochety old man persona with these parting words Pfeh Bah humbug Hrmph Good day sir no nonononononjesusfuckingchristno Don t say anything Think first this time I said good day sir