The National Fat Cunt Prevention Board My name is Norman and I m from the Fat Cunt Prevention Board It has been brought to our attention that you are a fat cunt and I have been asked to investigate your case Please contact me at 1 Penis Lane Penistown Or you could fly out and visit me Apparently you can now fly direct to Penistown with Penis Airways from Dublin Airport Anyway let me know if you are a fat cunt as if you are a fat cunt we need to murder you Toodles