My Offer Anent My Unblock I am back to pursue my case not in the form of trolling and harassment but in a polite urbane manner I ask that you bear with me on this History From alpha to omega here is an aper u My work on Wikipedia commenced rather abruptly when I made my debut using 207 97 213 170 My subsequent edits were along the same line I was promptly blocked for vandalism In retrospect I understand that my edits were definitely not constructive but I would not construe them as vandalism as I was just an abecedarian then I returned with Hiineedrequestforcomment to pursue defense of my actions on my previous account I was quite hostile to Jpgordon and continued to argue my case quite impolitely insulting other users After making my only constructive edit I was blocked for trolling and harassment I continued to argue against my block and my block settings were changed disabling me from editing at all I returned with The Reformed Editor truly thinking I was reformed I created my userpage declaring that I was the alternate account of Hiineedrequestforcomment I made several improvements to Julia Mancuso Shaun White Ted Ligety Purna Akola city and 2010 Winter Olympics but then I started arguing with users about the ranking of the 2010 Winter Olympics medal table I do admit that my actions were quite inappropriate Apr s reading my userpage promulgation Andrwsc blocked me I asked him tersely Does my block mean that all indefinitely blocked users can not ever return to Wikipedia to make changes even if they are helpful This prompted him to change the block settings of Hiineedrequestforcomment to allow me to make my offer Here I am now Declarations I pledge allegiance to Wikipedia the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit However that promise has unfortunately been denied to me I promise to let sleeping dogs lie It was my obsession with pursuing justice of that petty IP that led to my downfall I promise to continue making constructive edits The following are the inexhaustive diffs for all the constructive edits I have made Bode Miller Julia Mancuso Shaun White Ted Ligety Purna Akola city 2010 Winter Olympics And many more I issue an apology to all those editors who have construed me as a detriment to Wikipedia Final Thoughts The year of 2009 was an annus mirabilis but my only regret was not coming to Wikipedia earlier To Andrwsc you didn t think much of my constructive edits Yes they may not have promoted articles to Featured Article of Good Article statuses but nonetheless they were improvements to the general quality of Wikipedia Also I don t understand why you are giving me this chance when you say at the Administrators noticeboard that you would personally vote oppose to an unblock Does that mean I have no chance of getting unblocked I will assay to refrain from argufying that may launch into a full scale argumentum I hope to participate in the development of an accurate just collegial ambiance here on Wikipedia For me in the aftertime I hope to develop mutual understanding with my fellow editors My amour propre is quite high now so please don t ruin it I hope you will help me help Wikipedia by unblocking me forthwith and allowing me to apply my abracadabra to those articles stark