Jokes How does Helen Keller drive One hand on the wheel and one hand one the road First name Brittany joke How do you Punish Hellen Keller 1 Reareange the Furniture 2 Give her a basketball and tell her to read it 3 tell her to find the corners in a round room joke Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face She tried eating with a fork First name Rob Boz joke Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture First name businessguy joke What is Helen Keller s favorite Convenience Store WAAAWAAA joke Why did Helen Keller s dog jump off a cliff and kill itself You would too if your name was sajifjlsisdjifiuop First name Willy Boy joke How did Helen Keller s parents punish her They stuck a plunger in the toilet How many kids did Helen Keller have NONE The plunger went all the way through First Name LMonroe joke If Helen Keller fell down in the woods would she make a sound First name Jay joke Why can t Helen Keller drive Because she s a woman no seriously why can t Helen Keller drive Because she s dead First name Jay joke Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad Neither has she First name Red joke how did helen keller burn the side of her face she answered the iron how did she burn the other side they called back note from one of our visitors how did helen keller hear the iron ring SHE DIDN T cause she s DEAF this joke may have been fabricated we are currently researching the authenticity of this event First name Red joke what did hellen keller s room look like she didn t know either First name shayla joke what do you call a tennis match between helen keller and stevie wonder endless love First name yo momma joke why does helen keller wear tight pants so you can read her lips First name Heather joke What was Helen Kellers favorite childhood game Musical Chairs First name little comb joke What s Helen Kellers favourite movie Around the Block in 80 days First name Jeffrey joke If helen keller were psychic would she call it a fourth sense First name Aussie joke What did Helen Keller say to the shop assistant when she knocked over a product display in the store Just looking First name griz joke what s the name of helen kellers new movie silent scream First name griz joke how did helen keller burn her face she was bobbing for french fries First name Joseph joke How did Helen Kellers parents punish her Stuck doorknobs to the walls First name patrick joke Why ca nt Hellen Keller drive a car Because she s a woman Why ca nt Hellen Keller drive a train Because she s dead First name Dee joke Why were Helen Kellers hands purple She heard it thru the grapevine First name dave joke Have you heard about Helen Kellers new car neither has she First name dave joke Why did helen keller go crazy she was trying to read a stucko wall First name Boyd joke How did Helen Kellers parents punish her they left the plunger in the toilet First name eliyah joke what did hellen keller get for cristmas polio she had everything else First name Jeremy joke Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh First name Reed joke How do you get helen keller to keep a secret Break her fingers First name max joke why did helen kellers dog commit suicide you would to if your name was mmmmmmmmmnnnnnn First name M G joke Why does nt Hellen Kellar scream when she fell off the cliff She was wearing mittens First Name wickedclown joke why can t Hellen Keller jump out of an airplane It scares the shit out of her dog First Name danny joke What s helen keller s favorite color Black First Name The Dude joke Why did Helen Keller cross the road What like she know s where she s going First Name John dokken joke How do you punish Helen Keller By rearranging the living room furniture First Name jenifer joke What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well She screamed her hands off First Name