Today November 24 2007 the Catholic feast day of the Vietnamese Martyrs is a good day in which to discuss SA weather AND the local sic weathermen sic RV Reed and Tommie Lee Powers outed in Houston as well as Robert Litoff he of Leon Valley and personal pen pal of Bernard Ben Buecker and of course GEORGE MILLARD former CASH AMERICAN now an EZ Pawn in the game of life all proud exterior and interior decorated veterans of THE VIETNAM WAR should all qualify as local sic weathermen sic unless one considers yesterday s BLACK FRIDAY the unofficial feast day of Pam Big Hams Grier Luvine Leonard Elias Jr of all people a former queen of THE ROYAL JESTERS used THE N WORD incorrectly During our phone conversion conversation not only did he refuse to repent as stipulated in today s reading from ONE BREAD ONE BODY he also used the N WORD to demean denigrate and insult our SOUL BROTHERS and brave Buffalo Soldiers in Arms Luvine incorrectly assumed that BLACK FRIDAY was second only to MLK DAY in importance to T C Calvert extra dry and his gangland buddies on Center St The weathermen played no part in THE RIVER PARADE yesterday however Maclovio El BIG MAC 10 Perez did agree to meet Freddie Krueger Lozano at THE BONHAM in order to quash the Jeanne Jackle rumor now circulating about Steve Osterhaag and Jerry Grant opening a daycare center in The Dominion As leaders of the Walk in Closeted SA Catholic Community PEREZ and Lozano agreed to pull out the BIG guns and turn this over to Dirty Dave DK KataCulos sic bassist and illegitimate son of lovely Rosemary Catacolos Rosemary Kowalski denies that she has ever had a relationship with to or in the BIBLICAL SENSE with David now appearing at NONA s and DELORES DEL RIO under the assumed i e stage name of Jollie Chalie Schoenfeld May all the Vietnamese Martyrs angels and Mary Blessed M O G pray for ROSEMARY S BABY Also let s hope the weather gets better so that Randi Beamer can resume cruising the SA Riverwalk in his gold lame jockstrap and halter top BIG FLASH FLOOD of info about John 3 16 Hagee and Rick GODwin agreeing to co sponsor a prayer meeting and preach on THE DEMONS of GLUTTONY and GREED They will also pray that floods do NOT wreck the dams in the local area so long as the Devine farm folk agree in writing to ALL TITHE and the Castroville people agree under pain of death to change that danged old Catholic Church from St Louis to Our Redeemer Can Soar Non denominational Outreach Inc