To the tune of John Henry The following song parody may be freely distributed under the GNU General Public License When Will Beback was a little babySittin on his mama s knee He picked up a modem and he fiddled with his mouse Said I m gon na go push my POV Lord Lord I m gon na go push my POV Now SlimVirgin said to Will Beback Listen boy I ve got a plan I m gon na fix you up with those awesome sysop tools You can be a POV pushin man Lord Lord Be a POV pushin man Now Will Beback he became an admin He had those sysop tools in his hand He said Now we re gon na push push our POV And anyone who argues will be banned Lord Lord Anyone who argues will be banned Then Will Beback tried to run for Arbcom He said Won t nobody vote for me I just want to do like Jayjg done before That man knows how to push his POV Lord Lord He knows how to push his POV