D A R E Turned Me On There were only three things I and I think everyone in my class took away from the D A R E Program 1 D A R E told us not to do it In high school they told us to stop doing it 2 Second of all the officers gave us a tour of their entire confiscated stash the street names for all the shit and where they and we could get all of em 3 They tried to brainwash us with all the cancerous lungs and death statistics which were collectively depressing enough to drive a man to drink which it did and we fooled around with the drunkgoggles was fun Oops I lied there was one more thing 4 They also gave us each an entire order supply s worth of merchandiseD A R E tshirts coffee mugs tote bags full stationary sets stickers and gift certificates Basically the program s totally defunct and a joke beyond belief Like I said at the beginning they re turning more kids on to the stuff than off