Some reading material I was listening to The Ballad of JamesBWatson and was inspired to make some poetry You are bizarre and a knob You re a terrible bum and a snob You re a simian loser A malodorous boozer And a boob and a fiend and a slob You are insane and a brat You re a miscreant mule and a prat You re a rube and a dog An unscrupulous hog And your mind is redundant and fat You are a putz and a mule You re a fool and a goob and a tool You re a brat and a goob A bum and a rube You re creepy disgusting and cruel You are a twit and a drunk You re a snot and an obstinate punk You re a spaz and a sham An androgynous ham And a pain and a schmuck and a skunk 23 27 220 137