I am an unemployed and unsuccessful software developer with unhealthy interests in certain internet sites although these interests are only for research purposes I have waaaaaay too much time on my hands I am quite interested in telling other people my opinions and how I m right and you re not Someday I hope to have a real girlfriend although I won t hold my breath Still who needs real women when you re got the internet I like to use the DART and sometimes the 31 bus My favourite words are sanctimonious and superior I used to wet the bed If my ISP cuts off my internet access I might have to go out and share my opinions with people in real life situations This might make me a boot magnet Still any attention is craved My favourite Elton John song is Bennie the Jets it s so meaningful Bennie Bennie Bennnnnnnnnnnnieeeeeeeeeee and the jets I have a purple biro