Power Station Vandalism I am writing to question you of your suspected involvement in a vandalism attack on a local power station in Reading England We have reason to believe you are the ring leader of a vandal street gang known as the Purple Unity and Red Jack s that are localised to southern Reading On Thursday 21st April 2011 upon the residents of the area witnessing the attack in which seven vandals caused costly damage to the structure and it s fences as well as many surrounding trees a cardboard banner was attached to the fence reading Under orders of Gwern This is not the only occasion in which your Wikipedia account has been referenced On Saturday January 1st 2011 the same gang was seen attempting to transport themselves onto the Madejski Stadium roof using cannons to release a banner over the East Stand reading We will never bow to hatred we will never fall to society we will never rest for fear of our mission failing All Hail Gwern The initial aim failed they never were able to reach the roof however their banner was slung over a nearby house for all to see Also on 12th December 2010 a middle aged man was seen sprinting away from elderly people with several teenagers following and aiding him On his shirt he was revealed to be sporting the words Gwern Now we have strong suspicions that you are this Gwern person and we have every intention of arriving at the truth We will be in contact if we arrive at any more information Thankyou for your time