You swine You vulgar little maggot You worthless bag of filth As they say in Texas I ll bet you couldn t pour out of a boot with instructions on the heel You are a canker A sore that won t go away I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you You re a putrescent mass a walking vomit You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt You are a jerk a cad a weasel Your life is a monument to stupidity You are a stench a revulsion a big suck on a sour lemon You are a bleating foal a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world An insensate blinking calf meaningful to nobody abandoned by the puke drooling giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you You are a monster an ogre a malformation I barf at the very thought of you You have all the appeal of a paper cut Lepers avoid you You are vile worthless less than nothing You are a weed a fungus the dregs of this earth And did I mention you smell Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers but they will be able to access it more rapidly You snail skulled little rabbit Would that a hawk pick you up drive its beak into your brain and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood May you choke on the queasy convulsing nausea of your own trite foolish beliefs You are weary stale flat and unprofitable You are grimy squalid nasty and profane You are foul and disgusting You re a fool an ignoramus Monkeys look down on you Even sheep won t have sex with you You are unreservedly pathetic starved for attention and lost in a land that reality forgot And what meaning do you expect your delusional self important statements of unknowing inexperienced opinion to have with us What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat spinning rabidly in a circle waiting for the bite of the snake You are a waste of flesh You have no rhythm You are ridiculous and obnoxious You are the moral size equivalent of a leech You are a living emptiness a meaningless void You are sour and senile You are a disease you puerile one handed slack jawed drooling meat slapper On a good day you re a half wit You remind me of drool You are deficient in all that lends character You have the personality of wallpaper You are dank and filthy You are asinine and benighted You are the source of all unpleasantness You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go You smarmy lager lout git You bloody woofter sod Bugger off pillock You grotty wanking oink artless base court apple john You clouted boggish foot licking twit You dankish clack dish plonker You gormless crook pated tosser You churlish boil brained clotpole ponce You cockered bum bailey poofter You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff You gob kissing gleeking flap mouthed coxcomb You dread bolted fobbing beef witted clapper clawed flirt gill You are a fiend and a coward and you have bad breath You are degenerate noxious and depraved I feel debased just for knowing you exist I despise everything about you and I wish you would go away I can not believe how incredibly stupid you are I mean rock hard stupid Dehydrated rock hard stupid Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid You are trans stupid stupid Meta stupid Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape Singularity stupid Blazing hot mid day sun on Mercury stupid You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year Quasar stupid Your writing has to be a troll Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know I m sorry I can t go on This is an epiphany of stupid for me After this you may not hear from me again for a while I don t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia or any of the rest of this drivel Duh The only thing worse than your logic is your manners I have snipped away most of what you wrote because well it didn t really say anything Your attempt at constructing a creat