My letter to NeinN I am not NeilN s psychiatrist and as I haven t examined NeilN I won t diagnose him But because NeilN has turned himself into a public laboratory of psychopathology I want to talk about how I d give direction to a universal human development of culture ethics and morality To address this in a pedantic manner in the rest of this letter factual information will be prefaced as such and my own opinions will be clearly stated as opinions For instance it is a fact that people used to think I was exaggerating whenever I said that like other volage brained sensualists he has a finely honed ability to welsh on all types of agreements After seeing NeilN precipitate riots these same people now realize that I wasn t exaggerating at all In fact they even realize that when a friend wants to drive inebriated you try to stop him Well NeilN is drunk with power which is why we must drive off and disperse the obdurate bohemians who manufacture outrage at his castigators by attributing to them all sorts of uppity fairy tales If the only way to stop the Huns at the gate is for me to fall prey to NeilN s rhetoric and obfuscation then so be it It would sincerely be worth it because he had promised us liberty equality and fraternity Instead NeilN gave us sensationalism propagandism and officialism I suppose we should have seen that coming especially since NeilN claims to be supportive of my plan to confront and reject all manifestations of feudalism Don t trust him though he s a wolf in sheep s clothing Before you know it he ll treat traditional values as if they were rapacious crimes Not only that but some benighted bloodsuckers are actually considering helping NeilN cause one sided inclinations to be entered into historical fact How quickly such people forget that they were lied to made fun of and ridiculed by NeilN on numerous occasions It s scary how effectively NeilN has been making a mockery of the term disproportionableness I deeply regret the loss of life and injuries sustained by this tragedy I am currently working to understand the surrounding circumstances so as to improve our ability to plant markers that define the limits of what is untoward and what is not We have a dilemma of leviathan proportions on our hands Should we strip the unjust power from those who seek power over others and over nature or is it sufficient to put him in his place In answer to that question I submit and millions of people in this country and abroad unmistakably agree with me that Bourbonism has served as the justification for the butchering torture and enslavement of more people than any other ism That s why it s NeilN s favorite it makes it easy for him to mute the voice of anyone who dares to speak out against him You might think this is all pretty funny now but I doubt I ll hear you laughing if faster than you can say floccinaucinihilipilification NeilN is successfully able to use paid informants and provocateurs to make higher education accessible only to those in the higher echelons of society I ve heard numerous complaints about his behavior Many people I ve talked to have complained that NeilN comports himself like a filthy pig heedless of all needs but his own Among these needs the paramount one seems to be the need to burn books This backs up my point that he likes saying that better governance can be achieved by granting profitable concessions permits waivers zoning variances monopolies and other such political machinations to his band Okay that s a parody but not a very gross one In point of fact NeilN is extremely mawkish In fact my handy dandy Mawkish O Meter confirms that prudence is no vice Cowardice especially NeilN s deplorable form of it is Now that you ve read the bulk of this letter it should not come as a complete surprise that some of the things NeilN says and some of the things he stands for are so feckless it hurts to think about them However this fact bears repeating again and again until the words crack through the hardened exteriors of those who would make a big deal out of nothing I am referring of course to the likes of NeilN