I was just sitting there not doing a damn thing mind you just quietly contemplating an inside story when 1 a 10 year girl who was playing outside with her big sister on the trampoleen said hey what s that 2 I ignored her totally taken with the piece of chocolate in my hand then I heard the word tree a few seconds later 3 I crunched up my knees into a fetal postition and made sure my head was not visible while the little girl tried to show her sister what she had seen 4 Hey There is a man in the tree Then a 13 year old boy who was playing hockey in the garden said I ca nt see his face 5 I quietly uttered a prayer of thanks for this 6 Another girl about 15 years of age approaches and they all together start yelling things like That s funny from little girl whom I had just recently seen dancing with headphones on in her sisters room Waah He s too scared to come down from the 13yr turd In addition to many other jeers and such 7 They carried on with their game while I developed cramp and was looking for a way to get down soon to relieve my discomfort They occasionally ventured a glance in my direction 8 After ten minutes I started my descent as quickly as possible Hey Its a boy from that darn little girl I climbed faster and faster 9 I fled into forest squealing like a pansy 10 I hung about watching the tree to see if they were going to come near They did not I trod in dog faeces as I climbed into the car 15 minutes later I am sure that they do not know of the paltform Still I suggest that we steer well clear of it for a week or two Then do some serious camophlage work I must make it clear that although I take responsiblity for this mishap I did nothing to attract their attention This all happened on thursday the 28th Cheers and by the way welcome to Wikipedia