Becoming an admin I have a few questions for you that you might want to give some thought to before you nominate yourself as an admin 1 Do you feel your love of licking balls would help you or hurt you as an administrator 2 Would you be willing to accept an award for Wikipedia s Biggest Crybaby for running to WP ANI WP RFCU and WP AIV every two minutes with every trivial complaint 3 As Gwen Gale s official man servant would you create articles about yourself and your terrible novel just like your master did 4 Do you honestly believe that being Wikipedia s biggest drama queen will help you impress little boys in real life 5 Are you willing to concede that you engage in sockpuppetry to get the attention on Wikipedia that you no longer get from daddy