I want to share something with you Here is a poem that details something I think you ll find educational After checking over your behavior on Wikipedia a little bit I think you might be interested in what it s like to have a penis Your incessant edit warring that you childishly deny and your infuriating relentless self importance are all the evidence that I need to conclude that you either a don t have a penis much like Gwen Gale or b possess such a small penis that it just doesn t count Anyway enjoy this poem just for you I ll tell you a short poem I ll try to make it quick The subject is quite simple The joy of having a dick Penises are super things Daedalus969 should be jealous An organ surrounded by sensitive skin That s smooth and rarely hairless It starts to grow dramatically When you re about thirteen Your testicles on either side Your willy in between It dangles neatly down below Soft obedient and loyal At the slightest hint of lust It s ready to uncoil It often has a mind all of its own It s like a wild untamed beast It squirms and writhes and stretches out When you expect it least Sometimes yes it misbehaves Erecting when it shouldn t A bumpy train ride sets it off Just when you wish it wouldn t And during the summer wearing little sunning on the beach The slightest sight of shaking boobs Makes it squirm just like a leech Handle it with love and care For it can give great pleasure Has it grown since last weekend And when did you last measure Some people fret about its size They give it lots of thought Is thirteen inches long enough It makes guys quite distraught They peek across in urinals To compare and try to see But if another glances back at them There s no way they can pee Masturbating is a sin That s what some folk believe But those are just old wives tales Cuz it really can relieve Without this fabulous organ No shag would be complete Lesbians will try their best But must admit defeat It has to main bodily functions I m sure you ll all agree To start a whole new life and of course daily to pee But I think the thing that s marvellous About that one eyed brute Is that when its trying to procreate It knows which fluid to shoot And always it remains with you Until you re old and frail Don t take it out in public though or you ll be thrown in jail And so to summarise I d say with certainty that every male loves his little friend But girls no matter what we do Please don t fold spindle mutilate and NEVER NEVER Bend