It s Christmas Eve and I ve only wrapped two fucken presents It s Christmas Eve and I ve only wrapped two fucken presents And I hate hate hate your guts I hate hate hate your guts And I ll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off I ll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock I ll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock I ll never talk to you again I ll never talk to you again It s Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucken hotdogs It s Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucken hotdogs And he shit shit shit his pants He s always fucken shittin his pants And I ll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off I ll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock I ll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock I ll never talk to you again I ll never talk to you again