Another Reminder No matter how you want to twist logic if your main interests include The Victorian Era you are an official idiot If your hobbies include staring at the Wikipedia making sure every detail about the Victorian Era is perfect making sure that no one changes any entries having to do with Michigan or being a snobby elitist whose only goal in life is to promote yourself on a website whose main intolerance is those who use the site for self promotion You wrote a thesis paper Holy shit better put a fucking crown on your head princess Yeah I know I m a dick for pulling some pranks on the Wikipedia put you re a hypocrit whose entire life has been a slow mediocre waste of oxygen at best In the words of a man far greater than yourself Cause life is a game that no one wins But you deserve a headstart the way your life s goin So throw in the towel cause your life ain t shit No take that towel and hang yourself with it Life s short and hard like a body building elf So save the planet and kill yourself If you re feeling down and out with what your life s all about Lift your head up and blow your brains out Jimmy Pop