OMG Hallelujah I ve seen the light You re absolutely right about everything I have been acting childish ly and you are so very right even though I ve been here since 2005 and have over 150 000 edits I am not an actual Wikipedia editor only a pale imitation of one My primary purpose is to impede real progress in every way possible and to keep the United States pure and unsullied by the barnbarians I believed lived everywhere else in the scary wide world Oh what a fool I ve been I know now that with your will of iron and keen determination to right great wrongs you will be victorious in your glorious crusade to drag us unworthy and unwashed Americans into the clear white light of revelation enjouyed by the rest of the world ONWARD THE PROGRAM ALL HAIL THE GREAT METRIC CRUSADE Yr obt hble srvt