Drew Pickles grew up as a gay child When he was just born his cock was five feet long It grew much bigger every second when he was very young Drew liked to masturbate to The Wiggles SpongeBob and Dragon Tales His dick got very hard and much longer When Drew was the age of five years old he started his first day of school with a twenty mile long cock hiding in his pants He always fucked the kids in the classroom and splooged on the teacher and he s destroyed some school propety with his large cock Things were getting out of control Drew fucked about 5 000 kids at his school and the kids got all horny and fucked everything in the school and then they cummed all over eachother and made a swimming pool in their school of cum When Drew was 10 years old he liked to poop on his dad who is now called Grandpa Louis all day In fact Drew skipped lots of school because he wanted to stick dildos up his ass and poop on his Grandpa all day When Drew was 11 he got this own computer with the Internet installed Drew jacked off to Wiggles hentai and Arthur scat porn He couldn t stop He couldn t go to sleep for almost a whole week just sitting there jacking off to the pornographic Wiggles images on his computer He couldn t stop He started getting erections all the time from SpongeBob and Barney so Drew visited the gay bar twice a day to strip for gay old men and Drew received lots of money to buy dildos to stick up his ass all day Drew was a gay stripper for twenty years When Drew was about thirty five he was married with Charolette Drew didn t want to be married with a woman but Drew was tired of men for that period But then Drew decided to fuck men instead of women so he raped men every night when Charolette is sleeping Drew does not want Charolette to know he rapes men at nighttime Sometimes Drew raped Angelica in the ass all day he said it was oodles of fun so he did it all the time Drew entered himself in the Boner Baseball League and won every boner baseball game He won the championship of the Boner Baseball League every year Drew was sent to Barney s Penis World to play the worldwide Boner Baseball Superbowl He did successful in this superbowl and he even performed in the halftime show by doing magic tricks with his dick Drew Pickles starred in over 67 000 pornos Most of the pornos had Big Bird Wiggles Stu Pickles or Barney in it Drew Pickles made over eight hundred million dollars for creating this pornos Drew Pickles produced directed and starred in all of his pornos Some of Drew s pornos were over fifteen days long and sometimes each porno DVD case included a free tissue when you cum too much You can buy Drew Pickles hawt pornos at your local Blockbuster Here s a list of some of Drew s famous pornos Kneel Before Your Penisy God 1989 Cocksuckers from Cuba 1990 Homo Scat Party 1991 Anal Juices Waterpark 1993 Poopy Butt Sex 1994 Pickles and more penis pickles 1995 Dicksicles on Ice 1996 Ass Invaders from Planet XXX 1997 Holy Shit He s Huge 1998 Drew Pickles Penor Party 1999 Gay Old Time 2000 Drew Pickles and the Goatse Gang 2001 Treasures Buried in a Fat Man s Ass 2001 Drew Pickles Space Sex 2002 Asshole Lovers Adventures 2003 Gay Gay Gay Men 2004 Going Downtown to Testicle Town 2005 The Biggest Cock in the Universe 2005 Shit Covered Cocks 2006 Wild Wild West s Orgy Time 2007 Cocksuckers from the Moon 2007 Jailhouse Cock 2008 Cumalot 2008 Have you ever eaten Drew Pickles famous poopy pies Well if you haven t one thing I could describe what they taste like to you delectable Yes Drew s famous poopy pies are quite delicious Loads of poopy and semen in one bite Yum The crust isn t just made out of any graham crust but poopy graham crust People give Drew s famous poopy pies two thumbs up and a big erection Drew s famous poopy pies have poopy semen urine and blood that can come out from your ass Mix that all togheter and put it in poopy graham crust put it in the oven for two hours at 360 degrees Farenheit and then take it out and let it cool for ten minutes and enjoy the pie Drew Pickles poopy pies are sold to a local store near you