Well that conversation certainly took the long way round the mountain didn t it I used to have a calendar with the fake motivational sayings on it Ah here it is The Demotivators Calendar It is actually from the Despair com site What a small world And it has the skydivers photo that MastCell mentioned and the Meetings photo that Antadrus spoke of I like the one that says Consistency It s only a virtue if you re not a screwup I also have a little desk tent with 30 Hilarious Desktop Signs I like Always give 100 at work 12 on Monday 23 on Tuesday 40 on Wednesday 20 on Thursday and 5 on Friday and I pretend to work they pretend to pay me still giggling about Segway guy flying off a cliff