Ah I was once like you Bradjamesbrown I was young handsome and foolishly scrupulous Then my beautiful page on the Wikipedian Game was deleted and it destroyed my soul It s turned my life into one endless spiral of sorrow and hatred My posse was disbanded It felt like my life was over But I must go on Bradjamesbrown I must go on Even in this eternal torment No don t try and help me The article is gone and I will never get it back