Is the article locked to hide the truth about Bono s true nature I mean by now we all know he s sentient feces I think the secret is out Can we finally talk about Bono s true nature in this article I mean he s the first sentient piece of poo in recorded history And while he may only be the second largest poo in human history I think the fact that he is sentient still makes him 1 We all know how much Bono hates being called a 2