Jesus that was quick May I take issue with the fact that you seem unaware of the subversion that the US government is committing regarding the universally acknowledged coverup surrounding the faked birth certificates belonging to twin brothers Jonce and Jonce Johnce of Madina Lake I believed it was common knowledge that the Johnce brothers were not in fact born but rather synthesised in a top secret military institution located in the Poospatuck Reservation Long Island in 1981 by some of the Western world s finest scientific minds being as they are products of a semi successful attempt at creating the world s first androgynous superhumans ie they succeeded in making them androgynous I sincerely hope that you as a custodian of Wikipedia assist philanthropic individuals such as myself and the rest of the upstanding Wikipedia community and let the truth a truth weightier than your government paycheque no doubt be revealed to the eyes of countless Madina Lake fans across the world before too many become fooled by this conspiracy which has gone on for far too long as it is