See also Mitchell Henderson He was a inspiration There comes a time in every man s life when situations spiral out of control and he finds his back against a wall Maybe somebody stole his iPod Maybe he just killed his wife and kids Maybe he looked in the mirror and saw a Fucktard Maybe you can t live with the fact that you re a washed up actor who s addicted to sex with Thai ladyboys Whatever the reason you can either get up and face the music or you can tell the world and whatever deity you believe in to fuck off In the latter case pull out your list of final solutions and place a check in the suicide box because tonight you dine in hell Simply pwning oneself IRL is no cause to become An Hero Without exceptions An Heroes are made not born When otherwise normal and rational people fondly eulogize and honor those that have killed themselves before them that s when An Hero is made Like it or not somebody out there probably gives a shit about Kurt Cobain moar liek Kurt Gobang amirite Could anyone say the same about you That s why you ll never amount to anything You ll never be An Hero Don t let us stop you from trying though Having said that becoming an hero is shit because you won t get to see the results of your successful endeavors However if you do a school shooting and don t kill yourself you just might With a lot of luck Don t expect not to get raped and murdered in prison or executed in the electric chair There is no half almost soon An Hero Either you blow your brains out and become An Hero or don t but in your case please do The phrase An Hero dates back to 2006 in reference to the prototypical An Hero Mitchell Henderson who famously shot himself after losing his iPod b tards jumped on a grammatical error made by many of his MySpace friends and it is now immortalized as the banner under which we mock those courteous enough to remove themselves from the gene pool Since then an heroes of all ages have bravely been removing themselves from the gene pool including 3 year olds You and Your Potential An Hero You hate life you have no friends your dad is a n insert problem here your mom is a slut school sucks you get molested after class you couldn t get a Wii two years ago or today you lost your iPod which BTW had terrible music on it you re gay you get bullied noone loves you everyone hates you you lost the game You ve been thinking about becoming an hero for a while now but are not sure Will anyone care Have you given the military a try Will anyone remember you No because you re a sick fuck Now you have to get set on changing that IRL usage of an Hero prior to the 20th century fagification of the Engrish language While an Hero is regarded as a grammatical error by modern linguists usage of the quantifier an before words that started with a morpheme of the pattern CV that began with an h in the onset was common usage before the 17th20th century A Dictionary of the English Language 1824 defines the word heroical as something befitting an hero The Gentleman s Magazine 1787 uses an hero like a pro and also includes many references to Johnfon An Hero quote I m not a boy I m just an hero I m not a man I m an hero Gerard Way of My C