3000 years ago the earth was just a few hundred years old In the land of odoor there lived a mighty kingdom They were the Angelo Visgoths They werea mighty breed of warriors They were ruled by a king along the name of Russell The Magnificent King Russell had miles and miles of land under his nation He had every army under his control His nation was far stretched from one sea to another His armies were the size of oceans His royal gaurd was strong But far across the Ionian seas lived a man under no kings rule his name was Gaius He lived in a very rich and plentiful land that was found to be eyed by many great leaders These lands had no ruler King Russell did not approve of this He claimed that these people were barbariouse So Russell sent tax men Known as the IRS The leader of this group was led by a not so smart nigger but who knows a smart nigger Gaius did not take this so kindly Gaius and his followers who were just as well farmers themselves joined together and defeated the IRS and sent the Nigger obamas head back to Russell SoRussell sent his army across the seas to defeat these farmers but again and again Gaius killed his men Gaius had a son his Name was George Washington George Washington Had won agaimst russell and made a new country today its known as America