Top 10 Ways To Get A Boyfriend 1 Before the first date show your true self Do not shower or wear make up on the date 2 Order the most expensive food and lots of it Make sure it s nasty 3 Disagree with everything he likes 4 Tell him you have a couple kids Cats named Mittens Fluffy Pudding and ChaChi 5 Tell him you have a dirty foot fetish and ask to suck his toes 6 Wear poop stained granny panties 7 Use your hands instead of your silverware 8 Always talk about your ex boyfriends and how they are better than him 9 Plan your wedding the day you meet and tell him you don t believe in having sex before or after marriage 10 Tell him he must wear a tracker from now on so you know where he is at all times Follow all these rules and you will for sure have a boyfriend