2 But more than evidence the chat between The jurymen and judges won the day Things are very rarely what they seem The law is rather vague read either way Neither party s really coming clean That asshole Nishidani s come to bray The fellow in the dock looks pretty keen The plaintiff s cute despite her background ay No verdict passed the court declined the case Things stayed the same the way they always will For that s the way the law works in that place The accused sighed in relief It beats me still Why I was charged I ve zip against her race Or faith you know Whadya take me for a dill