Script Characters Doogie Russell Spaghetti Farts Cole Ralph Youwannafightaboutit James Teetee Baby Chris Professor Dumpystumpington Ajay Ajay Okay class I will not explain it again Two people with small heads is not the same as one head count and that is why my dog was shot any questions James raises hand Ajay yes Ralph James you wanna fight abut it Ajay shut up ralph ajay smacks james Chris professor does this relate to the lesson Ajay no Next question Russell shoving food in his mouth hubbubbah HUGABLIVanhubabnison Ajay no Doogie I don t have any children Why Russell hublavinggggaaa swallows no reason professor dumpystumpington Ajay ok then Back to the lesson for the day Cole raises hand Ajay yes Spaghetti Cole I was wondering if farts Ajay OH GOD NO WHOLE CLASS FALLS OVER MOANING IN PAIN Ajay Doogie get the funnel and the jar of honey Lasagna go check your pants Chris Excuse me professor dumpystumpington shouldn t we be on the topic of ionic bonding Ajay Shut up tittybaby Chris Um my name is teetee baby James You wanna fight about it Ajay SHUT UP EVERYONE now we will begin the topic of ionic bonding Chris but I just Ajay IONIC BONDING Is a bond that forms when electrons are transferred from one atom to another Thus making at least one of the atoms stable Chris but Ajay NO COMENTS butt crack FACE please doogie Explain covalent bonds Russell with the and umm Nyah frigilmmmmm donuts Ajay yes doogie That correct Covalent bonds are when atoms share valence electrons Doogie hugs himself Ajay Does anybody know any examples of covalent bonds Cole Is this a covalent bond farts Ajay Uh no Pasta make sure you bring that clothespin and duct tape tomorrow Can anyone else name a type of covalent bond Chris raises hand Aww what is it this time Chris I believe that H2O also known as water to you muggles is a covalent bond Ajay Very good titibaby god I hate this class James You wanna fight about it Ajay anyways back to what your parents are paying for can anyone name a metallic bond TeeTee s hand shoots up besides teetee baby Cole I believe farts that farts metallic bonds are bonds formed farts by the attraction between ions farts in metal Ajay Once again Macroni you haven t been able to state an answer without soiling your pants Chris I LL BANISH YOU ALL TO THE SHADOW REALM Ajay Eh Ralph teetee baby wants to fight James wannafightaboutit knocks out teetee baby Ajay Thank God Doogie throw him in the dark room Everybody laughs and freeze THE END