Okay I ll try again To soften things up first I ll start with a bit of Carlinesque humor How did we ever come up with the expression take a shit Who would really want to take a shit I leave my shits I wouldn t take a shit ever Anyone can just have a shit if they want to take it I say give a shit Now that I ve hopefully grabbed your attention there s just no point in pursuing the matter You should just move on from this What good can really come of it Nothing will change that much You can get past this