A couple of woeful inaccuracies quote An Odessa Jew meets another one Have you heard Einstein is going to America Oh what for He developed this Relativity theory Yeah what s that Well you know five hairs on your head is relatively few Five hairs in your soup is relatively many And for that he goes to America quote What To America Clearly some American edited this at some point of time The actually told version goes like this quote An Odessa Jew meets another one Have you heard Einstein has won the Nobel Prize Oh what for He developed this Relativity theory Yeah what s that Well you know five hairs on your head is relatively few Five hairs in your soup is relatively many And for that he gets the Nobel Prize quote quote A Ukrainian and a negro sit in a couchette car Ukrainian takes out salo and starts eating it Negro looks at him Ukrainian asks What want salo Negro nods his head like yes I do Ah that s absolutely usual salo Write to your parents and they will send you it too quote Russian word stands for black it s a usual neutral denomination On the other hand lit black is derogatory Here goes correct variant quote A Ukrainian and a black sit in a couchette car Ukrainian takes out salo and starts eating it Black looks at him Ukrainian asks What want salo Black nods his head like yes I do Ah that s absolutely usual salo Write to your parents and they will send you it too quote