Why You re All Idiots This is the current version of my Anti SOPA Idiocy rant feel free to repost edit plagiarize at your discretion elsewhere the important thing is just getting it circulated It should be kept overly invective inflaming though for the sole purpose of trying to force people to censor it basically making them become the very thing they claim to despise I think that s a good experience a lot of people need to have Pay attention kiddies this little event that you re basically shitting your pants over oh hey guess what IT ALREADY HAPPENED No srsly it ALREADY HAPPENED Woah TWICE in fact that I can recall off the top of my head just in the past 15 years I mean hurr de durr where were your stupid asses in NINETEEN NINETY SIX when Congress passed the CDA the Communications Decency Act which by the way was like 38 shades WORSE than this current bill you re all spastic and frothing over And make no mistake Congress WILL pass it into law they re getting a FIFTY SEVEN MILLION dollar bribe to do it essentially And they ve no problems at all with that knowing that their big brother the Supreme Court will simply step in right afterwards and fix their epic fucking mess they get to keep all that bribe money of course and the MPAA RIAA will be out FIFTY MILLION dollars win win all around They do this all the time it s practically their job description there s actually been a whole slew of these idiot laws in the past 25 years every single one deemed unconstitutional by the Supreme Court within a year of their passing through Congress usually due to lawsuits from the ACLU and or the EFF The last two major ones were the CDA Communications Decency Act and the COPA Children s Online Protection Act This new bill is basically the exact same thing just reworded slightly Same old shit different acronym Honestly I can t believe I m the ONLY one to point this out I mean hello 1996 Blue Ribbon Campaign Surely I couldn t have been the only person online back in 1996 Tha fawk they sure are breeding you kids stupid these days Mmmm should probably mention in the event that a really fucked up law does come to pass it usually takes the Supreme Court about a year or so to completely boot fuck it BUT when they re sued they usually file injunctions and shit that prevent them from actually putting the law into effect at all so even though the law could effectively be completely passed yeah that doesn t mean they can actually act on it It is pretty hilarious though first it was decency then it was won t someone think of the children and now we ve got scary pirates in the latest incarnation but it s all the SAME fawking bill just slightly reworded and with new acronyms CDA COPA and now SOPA I mean what do they think the Supreme Court isn t gon na notice it s the EXACT SAME BILL THEY ALREADY BOOT STOMPED rolls eyes It really is just for the money when you get right down to it