Church Of Aaron Aslan This is a new type of religion Make sure to follow The 10 commandments of the Church of Aaron Aslan are 1 Shampooith Thyn Nuts 2 Thou shalt roar ith twice a day 3 Thou shall have a wardrobe no smaller than 3 by 6 4 Thou shall make a pilgrimage to narnia at least once if able yes like mecca 5 Thou shalt call long haired men Girl Hair 6 Thou shall be injured during all sports 7 Thou Shall hate the white witch 8 Thou shall like screamo 9 Thou shall respect thyn woman she lion 10 Thou shall keep a respectable den Do nt like the commandments fuck off bitch It s all true Whore Kayla Barton or Wells whatever she s a bitch Followers shall find us on facebook and join if we get 100 members we will begin sermons we are making t shirts for all followers who are loyal to thyn god all other reeligions are made up and stupid this is the only real one so do nt be a fuck face and join Aaron James Brown aslan is now your god No Asians are allowed or Mexicans Mike Bostwick We have a bible in the works Be loyal to thyn god or thou shall sufer Fuck muslums they are bitches and emo Damn Towel heads