Dear Lady Catherine thank you so much for your invitation which I accept with the greatest pleasure There is nothing quite like a party on the Scrotum No not even when some er of the less hrrmf oh never mind forgot what I was going to say But isn t little Less Heard for example getting excessively annoying You have such patience for these rustic characters dear Lady C but perhaps the dinghy idea might be expanded Is it all right if I bring Bishzilla While I could certainly do with a holiday from her you know how fond the dear Tex is of the monster To the point of trying to run her for ArbCom a couple of years ago a notion I can only call ludicrous but it s touching too Water the flower Oh I don t think so It s in its standard eleven and a half month permafrost hibernation state as it should be on these latitudes It would go unbecomingly busy if I watered it P S Let me be the first to congratulate your ladyship on your beautiful new architectural article destined I hope for FAC and the Main Page where its stylishness and panache may be more widely enjoyed Yours affectionately Absent mindedly eats entire new cake