my bestf riend committed suicide a few months ago, and I was devastated to discover that he did not solicit my help. I am sure that my— Todd Bridges (@ToddBridges) August 12, 2014


View of Terror: This is where the girls were sitting before being attacked with acid by a #Palestinian terrorist IDF (@IDFSpokesperson) December 12, 2014


My story began in Kingsport TN where I was born without legs. Now I'm one of the world's fastest men @nike #justdoit Patrick Blake Leeper (@Blake_Leeper) July 21, 2016


AP can now confirm Bosh opted out as well.— Tim Reynolds (@ByTimReynolds) June 28, 2014


I love Fall Out Boy, but not with my country music. #MurderOnMusicRow#CMAs#CMAawards— Anita McSorley (@Anita_UTV) November 5, 2015


Good: Pixar's working on 'Toy Story 4' (woohoo!) Bad: Toy Story 3 ended perfectly. Why make Toy Story 4? Ugly: The wait for it till 2017.— Akshar (@AksharPathak) November 7, 2014


Re: The MTV Awards. I wasn't really mad we didn't win. So I would never diss the actors who won. Not even Paul Walker. Seriously people!— Ice Cube (@icecube) April 15, 2014


Keyword: ice cube was doing the tweeting


Kudos to Willow's awful pink sweater for distracting me from Buffy's butterfly clips. Bad Buffy Outfits (@BadBuffyOutfits) February 21, 2017


Bob Nightengale @BNightengaleBrandon Phillips waives no trade clause and on verge of being traded to #Braves, per @Ken_Rosenthal , 4:41:02 AM


We made a mistake here and we apologize. Our automated system allowed an ad promoting hate. Against our policy. We did a retro and fixed! 🚶🏽jack (@jack) November 17, 2016


Just @KingJames & the @cavs making the Monday morning NY subway commute. NBD. UNINTERRUPTED (@uninterrupted) November 13, 2017


For Tray. May you always look down on us from above. #RIPTrayWalker Baltimore Ravens (@Ravens) March 26, 2016


Confirmed: Shooting incident near the Embassy. No Embassy personnel were involved. We refer you 2 Kenyan authorities 4 further details.— U.S. Embassy Nairobi (@USEmbassyKenya) October 27, 2016


#CHILE fans break through security checkpoint & storm into stadium via pressroom #Chile VS #Spain #worldcup2014— Gustavo (@gustavocnn) June 18, 2014

Keyword: they break through a security checkpoint.


I'm all about that base. Reached the base layer of Mt Sharp. New science ahead! Curiosity Rover (@MarsCuriosity) September 11, 2014


Our Elf On The Shelf is patiently awaiting the next home game. #GoHabsGo — Canadiens Montréal (@CanadiensMTL) December 24, 2014


Join us in wishing @Layup4Lauren good luck in her game today! #OneLastGame #TeamCincinnati Cincinnati Bengals (@Bengals) November 2, 2014


#BlackLivesMatter #NYPDLivesMatter If you have an issue with *either* of those two hashtags, *you* are the problem. You.— Colm Flaherty (@CJayFla) December 21, 2014


The estrogen has now hit critical mass! Good luck, @daxshepard1. And welcome to the world DELTA BELL SHEPARD :) Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) December 20, 2014


The movie "Down Periscope" w/ Kelsey Grammer is one of my favorite movies. Its a movie I can watch over & over again. Deal with it.— Sully (@StoneTired) June 20, 2014


If dopey Mark Cuban of failed Benefactor fame wants to sit in the front row, perhaps I will put Gennifer Flowers right alongside of him!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 24, 2016


Nothing says "I'm a crime fighter who won't kill people" like a tank covered in more gatling guns than an Expendables movie. #Batmobile— T.J. Fixman (@TJ_Fixman) September 11, 2014


All of the doctors fighting over who would deliver Beyoncé's twins 😂 Javon (@jay__papi) June 14, 2017


The Fake News is going crazy with wacky Congresswoman Wilson(D), who was SECRETLY on a very personal call, and gave a total lie on content!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 20, 2017


Faith & religion are important values to millions of IN residents. W/passage of RFRA, IN will continue to respect beliefs of all Hoosiers— Governor Mike Pence (@GovPenceIN) March 31, 2015


Would you eat horse? What I Ate & Where I Slept: Brussels. U #hotels #food — Jeannie Mark (@nomadicchick) July 16, 2014


Reminded of Will and his moms on the day we passed marriage equality in MD. There's no greater human right than love. Martin O'Malley (@MartinOMalley) June 26, 2015


What does @KimKardashian know about dark and deep dark skin tones?? Stick to your own warped "nude" skin tone. #realbeauty#loveyourself— Anna (@AnnaBee06) June 21, 2017


GET THE CIGAR READY! Miguel aces the 15th from 174 yards, and celebrates as only he knows how! The European Tour (@EuropeanTour) January 15, 2015


Adrian Wojnarowski @WojVerticalNBASources on @TheVertical: IU's OG Anunoby - projected 1st round NBA pick - will undergo knee surgery, out for season. , 6:20:38 PM


Let us hear the cry of the victims and those suffering, no family without a home, no child without a childhood.— Pope Francis (@Pontifex) June 4, 2016

Keyword: the victims and those suffering


Keyword: families without homes, children without childhood


Football-Bony avec le numéro 14 de @MCFC aux côtés du président de la FIF, Sidy Diallo, à Abu Dhabi sport-ivoire.ci (@sport_ivoire1) January 14, 2015


Keyword: sidy dialo is the president of iff.


My next column for Tiger: defining parody and satire. I thought I let him off easy: — Dan Jenkins (@danjenkinsgd) November 18, 2014


#sheisworthy has to be top trending by the end of today who so ever holds this hammer should she be worthy — Scott (@starlord_uk) July 15, 2014


The thrill is gone, you guys. Just as we were about to push back, they reconnected the jet bridge to let a second passenger on the flight. 😥— Chris O'Leary (@ohhleary) January 12, 2015


Destroyed #MSF-supported hospital in Aleppo was well known locally & hit by direct airstrike on Wednesday. Hospitals are #notatarget #Syria— MSF International (@MSF) April 28, 2016


So tonight I fulfilled a childhood dream with @MrJonCryer #Duckie #DuckieFever #PrettyInPink Jkcorden (@JKCorden) April 15, 2015


Wenger: "From now until February we must improve as a team, get encouragement from this win and hopefully have more players back" #AFCvBOR— Arsenal FC (@Arsenal) November 26, 2014


Guys it's sad but true! To set the record straight.. my knee wasn't already injured or 'in rough shape' it was just fluke accident. I am so— Sharna Burgess (@SharnaBurgess) October 31, 2016


Worse things have happened on honeymoon... Thank you @richardbranson for rescuing @ainslieben and I..! LOVED Necker. Georgie Thompson (@OfficiallyGT) January 12, 2015


'I've done nothing but love & support you' Selina Thompson (@SelinaNThompson) July 21, 2015


We have a MASSIVE trade deficit with Germany, plus they pay FAR LESS than they should on NATO & military. Very bad for U.S. This will change— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 30, 2017


"Mar a lago is, according to google, only 10ft above sea level. W the seas rising they're going to go under." Olivia John D. Sutter (@jdsutter) April 29, 2017


Best of luck on your project, ladies. Really appreciate you coming out. @PrezSelfieGirls John Kasich (@JohnKasich) July 13, 2015


I could not be more stunned by the loss of Robin Williams, mensch, great talent, acting partner, genuine soul.— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) August 11, 2014


We see with the eyes but we see with the brain as well. And seeing with the brain is often called imagination. -Oliver Sacks— Tamar Naomi (@Tnaomiz) August 30, 2015


to my absentee friend @marcorubio, I didn't put your $170k+ salary in my waste report today. But I could have #Festivus— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015


Congrats to @keinishikori for becoming the first Japanese male since 1922 to reach @usopen quarterfinals! #IMGFam IMG Academy PRO (@IMGAcademyPRO) September 2, 2014


If you bet me this was going to happen a year ago I would have bet real money that you were wrong. Amazed.— Patricia Arquette (@PattyArquette) January 15, 2015


Is our #ChibokGirls back? I am desperate for their return. I must sing a new song of joy. I remain resolute in my stand #BringBackOurGirls— Okeke Godwin Iyke (@comradop) October 20, 2014


@agabakrie7 whilst your dad is an evil genius (yes I'm paying nirwan a compliment) , the word on the street is that you are extremely DUMB!— Nat Rothschild (@NatRothschild1) March 25, 2014


@MarcelHirscher might have walked away with the SL globe but #Neureuther stole all the candy! What a last race! FIS Alpine (@fisalpine) March 22, 2015


Keyword: neureuther stole the candy from marcel hirscher.


Inmates in Boston jail put hands in the air after taping the name Mike Brown on the window of their cell #Ferguson Jon Wiener (@JonWiener1) November 26, 2014


.@NicTaylorUSA proposed to @eamslider24 on the podium after she won silver at 2013 Worlds. Here he is cheering her on NBC Olympics (@NBCOlympics) February 20, 2014


Good morning and HAPPY #Festivus! I will be airing my grievances soon.— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015


Back at hotel now after Etna explosion. Here's @NewsCamerawoman with the massive hole a lump of rock burnt through her coat. Rebecca Morelle (@BBCMorelle) March 16, 2017


If you liked our avatar, you'll love the view from Pennsylvania Avenue tonight. #LoveWins— The White House (@WhiteHouse) June 26, 2015


1. House health-care bill can't pass Senate w/o major changes. To my friends in House: pause, start over. Get it right, don't get it fast.— Tom Cotton (@TomCottonAR) March 9, 2017


RT @malkoff: Streets of Scituate MA are underwater mixed with debris & chunks of slushy icebergs. #blizardof2015 NWS Boston (@NWSBoston) January 27, 2015

Keyword: in 2015 there was heavy flooding in scituate.


JUST IN: The 4th Circuit has issued its mandate and marriage licenses may now be issued to ALL couples in Virginia. AG Mark Herring (@AGMarkHerring) October 6, 2014


When I found out Rhonda fell and not Anika #Empire Michael J. Woodard (@MichaelJWoodard) September 22, 2016


Officials acted quickly to secure @NO_Airport. Our thoughts are with those injured in line of duty & we wish them a full & speedy recovery.— Mitch Landrieu (@MayorLandrieu) March 21, 2015


#SF waits with giant anticipation for return of World Champ #SFGiants to celebrate as one City with parade down Market Street on Friday!— Edwin Lee (@mayoredlee) October 30, 2014


Thoughts & prayers are with our Marines & their families in Hawaii as search efforts continue. We remain Semper Fidelis @usmc @USNavy @USCG— Robert B. Neller (@GenRobertNeller) January 15, 2016


Harry Reid is a disgrace to American politics, among worst men ever in Senate. He can't go soon enough, & many Democrats privately agree. Tom Cotton (@TomCottonAR) October 30, 2016


Shout out @crystalarium1 for dropping off $27,000 in crystals for the birth— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) October 2, 2017

Keyword: dropped $27,000 in crystals for the birth


This is a part of the lyrics of #ColdWater that Justin sent me via DM#ColdWater2Days Thank you!! @ Justin Bieber News (@BiebsPeru) July 20, 2016


Haha, yes! But I STILL wanna c @Rosie as #PresidentBannon RT @DucoteEvelyn: #kathygriffin as #StephenMiller on #SNL? Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) February 13, 2017


VP elect Mike Pence taking time out of planning transition to catch #Hamilton. David Novarro (@DavidNovarro7) November 19, 2016


RT @thapanee: Thai people flock to #RedCross to donate blood for helping all injury #BangkokBlast #PrayForBangkok— Saima Mohsin (@SaimaMohsin) August 18, 2015


The pink on this National Weather Service map shows the winter storm hitting the South. Ed Payne (@EdPayneCNN) February 16, 2015


Keyword: the winter storm hitting the south.


Seeing how HOT @JLo looked tonight makes me a lil less scared about my 40's... it also makes me want her trainer to train ME! #damngirl #AMAs— Jennifer Tisdale (@jenkellytisdale) November 24, 2014


Congratulations. It was a fantastic and spirited performance from our boys. Well done! We are very proud of them. #CWC15— Ashraf Ghani (@ashrafghani) February 26, 2015


#WhyImNotVotingForHillary If dems really thought she was good presidential material, they would have nominated her in '08.— Texas Guy (@Collinsdw) April 12, 2015


Can't believe that they are sending out players to finish the 2nd and final round when someone just died on the course!!! #RIPiainMcgregor— Joel Sjöholm (@SwedishTORO) May 11, 2014


Omg gonna pass out. Emma Watson was cast as Belle in Disney's new live action Beauty and the Beast!!! 😍😍😍— Maria (@maria_clesi) January 26, 2015


#Breaking: @GovernorPataki says he would have fired #KimDavis for refusing to issue same-sex marriage licenses CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) September 16, 2015


He is not getting roasted like with fire lol,they are just gonna make jokes about him #BieberRoast— justin bieber (@biebslikeme) January 20, 2015

Keyword: people will make jokes about him.


#Farriery competition in progress at the Moreton Morrell Annual Show Warwickshire College (@WarwickshireCol) May 17, 2014


Keyword: at the moreton morrell annual show.


Reasons why I love SVU they talk about IMPORTANT matters and have heroes like @VP on the show to guest star besides @Mariska ❤ #TrustFin— Amanda (@xo_amanda03) September 29, 2016


Giuliani on Trump allegations: "I've never seen him do anything remotely close to that" CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) October 19, 2016


There are 15,000 patriotic transgender Americans in the US military fighting for all of us. What happened to your promise to fight for them? Caitlyn Jenner (@Caitlyn_Jenner) July 26, 2017


I didn't rape Kesha and I have never had sex with her. Kesha and I were friends for many years and she was like my little sister.— Dr. Luke Doctor Luke (@TheDoctorLuke) February 22, 2016


An hour into @HelloDollyBway & a tech snafu has just led 2 the amazing @BetteMidler toppling off a moving platform. A literal show stopper😳— Todd Simmons (@NYCSimmons) September 15, 2017

Keyword: a tech snafu led to bette midler


I had dinner with Anton Yelchin 2 nights ago we talked about shooting together and making movies he is a great guy very sad to see him go.— Tyler Shields (@tylershields) June 19, 2016


Even though I am not mandated by law to do so, I will be leaving my busineses before January 20th so that I can focus full time on the......— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 13, 2016


Proud of this. Freedom to mock is our greatest weapon. Thanks to the writers who asked not to be mentioned by name. taran killam (@TaranKillam) March 1, 2015


Lakers did have their meeting in Cleveland today with LeBron James's agent, Rich Paul, per source familiar with the discussions.— David Aldridge (@daldridgetnt) July 4, 2014


No time to dwell or feel sorry for myself though, I've got a certain slam in Melbourne to prepare for! @AustralianOpen I'm coming for you!!— Nicholas Kyrgios (@NickKyrgios) January 14, 2015


It happens to the best of us @ Jessica Simpson (@JessicaSimpson) July 9, 2017


#IranDeal @peterbaker I hope as part of this Iran deal the President has worked out a quiet arrangement to free all US citizens— Aaron David Miller (@aarondmiller2) July 13, 2015


Any Pirates of the Caribbean fans out there? You're gonna love this piece by Dmitriy Samohin! #jacksparrow #tattoo INK to do (@INKtodo) November 16, 2013


Support the Women's March on Washington today. We'll see you 1.21 in D.C. Women's March (@womensmarch) January 2, 2017


The U.S. will be in a prime orbital position & time of day to view the #eclipse! Starts at ~2a ET & peaks at 3:45a NASA (@NASA) April 14, 2014


Jay Z must have shown Solange her album sales on a line graph.— Trav Pope (@travpope) May 12, 2014


Keyword: solange is irrelevant to music culture these days


So #CaitlynJenner is brave, but the Internet wants to burn #RachelDolezal at the stake. Are we bound by our bodies or not? #MakeUpYourMind!— Austin Von Johnson (@4ustinVon) June 16, 2015


If I'm only a quarter black do I get the benefit of the doubt before you shoot me???? #AskACop— Pooks jr. (@NoLyyfe) December 17, 2014


I swear more than that when we run out of milk #KimSears— Gemma Thomas (@gemma_thomas7) January 29, 2015


Dear @khloekardashian: Having a few black friends DOES NOT make it okay for YOU to joke about the severity of the KKK. It's ignorant&racist.— T. Stokes (@taystokes19) November 12, 2014


To make herself appear more approachable, Hillary Clinton will change tires and give free oil changes at Sparky's in Dubuque this weekend. — John Dickerson (@jdickerson) April 10, 2015

Keyword: to make herself look more approachable


Keyword: change tires and give free oil changes


I don't know who Paul McCartney is, but Kanye is going to give this man a career w/ this new song!!? OVOJosh (@OVOJosh) January 2, 2015


Congratulations to Roy Moore on his Republican Primary win in Alabama. Luther Strange started way back & ran a good race. Roy, WIN in Dec!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 27, 2017

Keyword: the republican primary in alabama


Dear #SNL, jokes about Isis are not funny. See how much you laugh when you have to see your loved one(s) being slaughtered. No respect.— Chasity (@RugratChas) March 1, 2015


@JB17Official's goal has given #FCBayern the lead. Will they hang on to take all three points? #FCBMCFC 1-0 (91') FC Bayern English (@FCBayernEN) September 17, 2014


IMHO I don't think Eminem was really joking when he said he uses Grindr. He is very smart and self-aware. I think he knows people will *think* he's joking - and that his rep will say he's joking - but I don't think he's joking. And good for him! 🌈🌈🌈— billy eichner (@billyeichner) December 20, 2017


Lastly, @HarveyLevinTMZ @TMZ I HAVE VIDEO! & HOW HER OWN SONS TELL ME THEY'RE USED TO HER VILE BEHAVIOR!!! Renee Baio (@MrsScottBaio) December 15, 2016


Emma Watson has been cast as Belle in Disney's adaptation of the "Beauty and the Beast" stage musical. Wonderful choice!— Stefan Ellison (@MisterCoat) January 26, 2015


I met with the Senate Judiciary Committee today. I am thankful for their professionalism and courtesy. Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) September 7, 2017


Keyword: their professionalism and courtesy


I can finally say it out loud and proud: I'm going to a galaxy far far away! Lupita Nyong'o (@Lupita_Nyongo) June 2, 2014


Keyword: she is going to a galaxy far away


I'm alive. Set up camp/ cooking noodles. Loooong day. By far the hardest so far, dragging the boat #endangeredriver John D. Sutter (@jdsutter) June 24, 2014


#8501QS if primary radar was tracking plane then why do we not know where missing aircraft went below radar altitude?— Thomas Dehel (@TDEHEL) December 28, 2014


Sitting still waiting for your event to start, while your bubbling with excitement, is one of the HARDEST things to do!#proudparalympian— April Holmes (@aprilholmes) Aug 30, 2012


#BREAKING: NYC doctor tests positive for #Ebola. Stay w/ @CNN for the latest. 80 #OutFront 1 — OutFrontCNN (@OutFrontCNN) October 24, 2014


@klustout just for fun I fire up my circa 2005 treo 750 sometimes...— J L Gatewood (@StarrWulfe) September 24, 2013


@Madonna was a trouper. That was a hard fall but she got on with it! All these comments about being old. So lame! #OldIsGold— Boy George (@BoyGeorge) February 25, 2015


#TBT Back before I turned pro i used to moonlight as Captain America...lol tim howard (@TimHowardGK) January 22, 2015


I don't know why Josh Brolin thinks he can be Thanos AND Cable but I guess rules don't apply to these Hollywood types.— Linda Ge (@lindazge) April 12, 2017


Wait it's legit National Snake Day?!?!?They have holidays for everybody, I mean everything these days! 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) July 17, 2016


A sneak preview of what our Mites on Ice will be rocking tonight. Look out for skating turkeys! 2nd Intermission. #CapsGiving #RockTheRed — #CapsGiving 🦃 (@Capitals) November 23, 2016


Dummy political pundit @krauthammer constantly pressed the crazy war in Iraq. Many lives and trillions of dollars wasted. U.S. got NOTHING!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 5, 2015


Why not just be a White woman who supports Black ppl? #RachelDolezal has a cognitive dissonance that is straight stunning & self serving.— Dr. Steve Perry (@DrStevePerry) June 16, 2015


WOW, thank you so much! RT@royalmailnews Here's @MrsSarahStorey's#GoldMedalStamp. Congratulations Sarah!C — Sarah Storey (@MrsSarahStorey) Aug 30, 2012


Don't have the stomach to be lectured by #PatriciaArquette about wage inequality. Her dress probably cost more than most make.— Kathy Sheerin (@sheerinsanity) February 23, 2015

Keyword: she didn't have the stomach for it.


Here you go @megynkelly - her name is Ana Grace Márquez-Greene. Say her name- stare at this & tell me it's worth it. @nbc# Nelba Márquez-Greene (@Nelba_MG) June 12, 2017


#Oilers & Dallas tied 2-2 after 40 thanks to @cmcdavid97's 1st NHL goal #EDMvsDAL READ > — Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) October 14, 2015


You know what? I support #BoycottHamilton. I hope it intensifies -- especially during the first week of March, maybe that Sunday matinee?— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 19, 2016


So many bad jokes about #BrazilvsGermany right now. I can't take it an neymar.— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) July 8, 2014


Just saw Eileen Collins (1st Woman Astronaut) make her "God Bless America' speech to Republican convntn: not a single mention of Trump. Bri— Dr. Brian May (@DrBrianMay) July 21, 2016


UPDATE: The #Dignity1 and #Argos are on the way to the #SAR zone whilst the #Aquarius heads to restock in #Trapani. MSF Sea (@MSF_Sea) May 27, 2016


Two goals in dying minutes keeps alive Dutch dream of first World Cup title: #CNNWorldCup CNN Football Club (@CNNFC) June 29, 2014


"@layzebone: You're an idiot @MyKinabatangan. Educate yourself."say its to ur self.— Bung Moktar Radin (@MyKinabatangan) July 9, 2014


Learn how you can help the Cornwall campaign & to sound proof yr practice space: @BLOENVY Foo Fighters (@foofighters) March 23, 2016


stray bullet just hit my roof #juba #southsudan we are all fine— Akuch de Garang (@akujad) July 11, 2016


Make no mistake, Obama achieved this despite DC conventional wisdom on Iran. He deserves extra credit precisely cause he didn't listen to it— Trita Parsi (@tparsi) July 14, 2015


Keyword: for not listening to dc conventional wisdom


Thanks everyone for congratulating me on my win #ufc— Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) November 15, 2015


Please tell me there will be more @GilmoreGirls episodes.! A year in the life was a tease I NEED more!— WholeLivingHappyLife (@WholelivinHappy) November 29, 2016


The new Evoluo machine made @o_magazine #FavoriteThings2015! See what makes it #ACupAbove at C Nespresso USA (@NespressoUSA) November 5, 2015


Folks have laid bouquets on #Orlando hospital sign just blocks from #PulseNighClubShooting. Eliott C. McLaughlin (@EliottCNN) June 13, 2016


Way too excited about this to play it cool. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I'm hosting #SNL 🇺🇸😭🍹 Brie Larson (@brielarson) April 17, 2016


Well. The man set the bar, raised it at every turn and now, well, hayi no words. Hats and weaves off to Trevor Noah. Dayum! 👏👏👏— Tumi Morake (@tumi_morake) March 30, 2015


Meeting w/ Australian FM @JulieBishopMP. We both emphasized the great opportunity for co-op. #ConstructiveEngagement Hassan Rouhani (@HassanRouhani) April 18, 2015


Thank you @WhoopiGoldberg I'd love to sit with you too! 😊— Tiffany Ariana Trump (@TiffanyATrump) February 15, 2017


.@realDonaldTrump you have it backward. Trade is GOOD for #mfg workers & #jobs. Let's #MakeAmericaTradeAgain. Jay Timmons (@JayTimmonsNAM) June 28, 2016

Keyword: support the trans pacific trade act


RT @FastCompany: Mercedes-Benz just dreamed up the first tempting self-driving car. #CES2015 Mercedes-Benz USA (@MBUSA) January 6, 2015


Félicitations @AS_Monaco ! On se voit peut être en 1/4 de finale pour un nouveau #SommetdElegance #ASMARS ;-) PSG Officiel (@PSG_inside) March 17, 2015


We have the chance to write this moment in history together. Let's empower people like Bruce all over the world by being loving & not mean.💗— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) April 24, 2015


This is serious. I have lived near Rice University for 12+ years and this the first time is has made it to my front lawn. C — Judy L. Cox (@DO_CONFIDENCE) August 27, 2017


Being a mom is one of the biggest joys of my life. To my kids... always know how grateful I am everyday I get to be your mom!! 💖✨💖 Reese Witherspoon (@RWitherspoon) May 14, 2017


They have moved us to the convention center. #MWFF Evacuation . Ikani (@ikani) December 7, 2014


New Year. New President! I'm coming to Iowa to join in the chorus! #ImWithHer #hillyes @HillaryClinton 📷Diana Walker Jamie Lee Curtis (@jamieleecurtis) January 1, 2016


"I hate the future so much. We might live, or we might die." Children in #Gaza and #Syria have no place to hide UNICEF (@UNICEF) July 28, 2014


huge shout out to philly, boston, d.c, charlotte and atlanta for helping me through this week and bringing so much energy.Thank you guys x — EDEN (@iameden) October 16, 2016


Vitaly Zdorovetskiy told his Twitter followers that he would streak at the WC final! 101 Great Goals (@102greatgoals) July 13, 2014


I never ever contemplated attending the inauguration or any activities associated w/ @realDonaldTrump. I wouldn't waste my time.— Maxine Waters (@MaxineWaters) January 15, 2017


So sad to hear one of my dearest friends passed away. Rest in peace Kenny Baker. Love you. Will miss you! Daniel Logan (@Daniel_Logan) August 13, 2016


Lucic steamed when told that Weise revealed their conversation in handshake line: “If he wants to be a baby about it, he can go right ahead” — Joe Haggerty (@HackswithHaggs) May 15, 2014


When trying to understand #GamerGate's useful idiots, remember that profoundly stupid people are incapable of knowing how stupid they are— Wil SCREAMton (@wilw) October 23, 2014


Last ever appearance at Old Trafford as a Manchester United player? Ryan Giggs brings himself on with 20 mins to go Mark Pougatch (@markpougatch) May 6, 2014


This #BAMA Fan just cut loose with a Double WOW! D — Chris Lark (@Coach_Lark) January 3, 2014


Keyword: oklahoma has 30 points and alabama has 17.


Over 2000 retweets on a pic that wasn't supposed to get this much attention — Princess Breanna (@PrincessBMM) July 20, 2014


Hey @gabrielledoug: you've shown class & respect throughout your entire career. We appreciate you! Forget the haters. #LOVE4GABBYUSA— Danielle Bourne (@dbourne07) August 15, 2016


Vogue India: we've completed 10 years in India!Vogue India: we need to celebrate India!Vogue India: let's put Kendall Jenner on the cover!— Peglet (@PedestrianPoet) May 4, 2017


UN's @SigridKaag said 4 facilities identified that regime failed to declare. Must keep pressure on regime so it doesn't hide CW capability.— Samantha Power (@AmbassadorPower) October 7, 2014


Flying Dutchmen top Group B as #ESP bows out with a win. Read our report: U #CNNWorldCup CNN Football Club (@CNNFC) June 23, 2014


"We found a map to Candy Mountain, Ben!" # Good Morning America (@GMA) January 5, 2016


Heartbreaking news from Dreamworld. Sending our love to the families of those who lost their lives in this devastating tragedy.— Bill Shorten (@billshortenmp) October 25, 2016


The last ounce of respect I had for Anna Wintour and Vogue is officially gone.— Dori Rhode (@ahDORIble) March 21, 2014


Dear God, we all know You can hear our prayers... Please make everyone safe. Amen 🙏 . #RubyPh #keepsafe EJS (@ericjohnsalut) December 4, 2014


Democrat Maggie Hassan asked 3x if @HillaryClinton is honest and trustworthy. She never says yes. #NHSEN @mkraju Zach Wolf (@zbyronwolf) August 16, 2016


Obama: "ISIL is not Islamic" -- POTUS opens a section aimed at motivating Muslims around the world to disown ISIL/aid US fight.— Lisa Lerer (@llerer) September 11, 2014


When we visited the #DoctorWho studios, we shot by the back of the Tardis because the front was already like this. Tom Brevoort (@TomBrevoort) November 22, 2015


Keyword: its a funny and entertainment place


Wow, just experienced my first earthquake. Pretty creepy. Felt ground moving, saw a hanging light sway and heard glass break. #earthquake— Josh Salcman (@salcman) August 24, 2014


Iran, the Number One State of Sponsored Terror with numerous violations of Human Rights occurring on an hourly basis, has now closed down the Internet so that peaceful demonstrators cannot communicate. Not good!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 31, 2017


.@ChrisCoons says @GenFlynn's calls w Russian officials "strain credibility" and seem "very suspicious" OutFrontCNN (@OutFrontCNN) January 14, 2017


Spotted in NYC: Barbie traded her parka for a one-piece! What are you #unapologetic about today? Barbie (@Barbie) February 10, 2014


#Putin: We regard recent unfriendly USA steps as provocative and aimed at further weakening relations with Russia MFA Russia 🇷🇺 (@mfa_russia) December 30, 2016


The #NYPD is committed to rebuilding public trust. #Wehearyou— Chief Joanne Jaffe (@NYPDCommAffairs) December 3, 2014


Mona Dotcom parties with John Key's son. Can my life get more bizarre? Where's the guy who says "You've been punk'd"? Kim Dotcom (@KimDotcom) September 9, 2014


Keyword: the guy who says ' you've been punked'.


Obama tells an Army veteran's widow: The VA has been "overwhelmed," and it is "inexcusable" CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) September 29, 2016


This never-before-seen shot of @POTUS snorkeling shows him at ease in the sea he helped protect last year. National Geographic (@NatGeoMag) January 9, 2017


Currently reviewing @POTUS' #budget. We're pleased to see a focus on limiting gov't where appropriate while strengthening our nat'l defense.— House Freedom Caucus (@freedomcaucus) March 16, 2017


An Iceberg that looks like an old depressed Batman.....or Ben Affleck as it's now commonly known 😄 #BatmanvSuperman Nick (@ColossusNick) July 25, 2014


The stats from the #Ferguson DOJ report show why whites and blacks have such different views of the police. Antonio French (@AntonioFrench) March 4, 2015


SIGN OF THE (END?) TIMES I call B.S. No way could that weasel ride on that woodpecker's back. Not without a saddle. Walter Burton (@thewalterb) March 3, 2015


@toluogunlesi Ergo, it will be impossible for elections to take place in 6 weeks. #NigeriaDenied— Ayoade Alakija (@yodifiji) February 7, 2015


My 3am wake up call sounds a lot different now. Sweeter...— Savannah Guthrie (@SavannahGuthrie) August 14, 2014


WATCH "Any milk with that?" - Re-live the memorable moment when #Serena ordered an on-court coffee: #hopmancup— Hopman Cup (@hopmancup) January 5, 2015


Miami asst GM Brian Gaine, former Jets scout who interviewed for Jets' GM opening last January, deserves the big chair now that Ireland out.— Rich Cimini (@RichCimini) January 07, 2014


Didn't realize until just now that I was never informed of my Miranda rights. #Ferguson— Ryan J. Reilly (@ryanjreilly) August 14, 2014


Police now searching all rooms that weren't locked Josh Wingrove (@josh_wingrove) October 22, 2014


Our wonderful future V.P. Mike Pence was harassed last night at the theater by the cast of Hamilton, cameras blazing.This should not happen!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 19, 2016


I acted inappropriately toward Ms. Burton and I sincerely apologize— Ben Affleck (@BenAffleck) October 11, 2017


Thank god the Iranian people decided to vote on June 14, 2013. Without them, today's historic deal would not have been possible. #IranDeal— Reza Marashi (@rezamarashi) July 14, 2015


#WTA & PERFORM announce 10yr $525 Million media agreement--> #tennis WTA (@WTA) December 9, 2014


Women's issues are high on the @Davos agenda this year. WEF Nudging the Business Gender Gap -- leading table discussion on financial services— Ann Cairns (@Anncairns4) January 19, 2015


Obama to Bernie Sanders: "You look like 37,000 donations of $27 each" #WHCD CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) May 1, 2016


The offensive tweet posted on @tedcruz account earlier has been removed by staff and reported to Twitter— Catherine Frazier (@catblackfrazier) September 12, 2017


The discrimination enshrined in our constitution hurts our clients & countless other Nebraska families. We will keep fighting. #out4freedom— ACLU of Nebraska (@ACLUofNE) March 5, 2015


With all the praises "Lady Bird" is getting I expected Greta Gerwig to be listed in the Best Director category but we got MEN instead of a WOMEN? I mean they could've made space #GoldenGlobes— Corinna (@CorinnaMatilda) December 11, 2017


I'm not gonna say anything else other than I'm lucky to be alive. As are many others... and so many people are gone... this is heartbreaking— ChrisYoungMusic (@ChrisYoungMusic) October 2, 2017

Keyword: anything else except i'm lucky to be alive


In loving memory of our founder, Jean Nidetch, who taught us that "It's choice -- not chance -- Weight Watchers (@WeightWatchers) April 29, 2015


Everyone is laughing at the @nytimes for the lame hit piece they did on me and women.I gave them many names of women I helped-refused to use— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 15, 2016


The schadenfruede that Mayim Bialik seems to have over the fact that she thinks that only pretty girls are sexually assaulted is gross— Ijeoma Oluo (@IjeomaOluo) October 15, 2017

Keyword: only pretty girls get sexually assaulted


why has Instagram wiped the curvy hashtag clean but you can still access #skinny and #thinspiration?— Rachel Whitehurst (@RachLWhitehurst) July 15, 2015


The flight attendant is confronting her abt several complaints made about her and says if she has another incident she's calling authorities — Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014


Justin Fuente @CoachFuenteThe Hokies are making moves. Get on board or watch us bring back the tradition!!! #ThisIsHome 🦃 , 12:44:26 AM


At least 62 children have been killed & 30 injured during fighting in #Yemen this past week @UNICEFmedia— UNICEF (@UNICEF) March 31, 2015


If jayz and beyonce really do get a divorce then I will lose hope for love in the world — Lauren (@ldemaio16) July 22, 2014


Enormous crowds in Paris as public & world leaders gather to stand up to terrorism #ParisAttacks #JeSuisCharlie Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) January 11, 2015


After all of these years of suffering thru ObamaCare, Republican Senators must come through as they have promised!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 14, 2017


We are hungry, we are suffering and all you could up with in your Ac-eed office is #ChangeBeginsWithMe I don't know whether to howl or hiss— CPM (@signetseal) September 8, 2016


Pouring out a forty on my nose and cheeks for Steve Bannon.— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) August 18, 2017


#Gaza: in last 2d #PalestineRCS has assisted 476 wounded ppl w firstaid + emergency transport IFRC (@Federation) July 24, 2014


ICYMI: You'll NEVER believe the trick shots that @bryanbrosgolf and @LegendaryShots made! Whistle Sports (@TheWhistle) November 2, 2014


So sexist! Michael Strahan uses Kelly Ripa to step over her to @GMA and SHE'S the diva?! Screw @michaelstrahan— i_am_american (@drewson128) April 21, 2016


HE the President of #Somalia: 'attacking lawmakers and citizens just after Friday prayers: #AlShabaab are un-Islamic and anti-democracy'— Villa Somalia (@TheVillaSomalia) February 20, 2015


Here's what the map would look line if only women voted: — Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) October 11, 2016


LeBron James reached out to two vet free agents last week about joining him, IF he left Miami, sources tell Yahoo. Mike Miller was one.— Adrian Wojnarowski (@WojYahooNBA) July 9, 2014


Hey! Did I miss anything? Lol jk the world is on fire 😂 here's a thing I made Joss Whedon (@joss) September 21, 2016


Watched @BetterCallSaul last night. It was fabulous. Made me want to watch all of Breaking Bad again.— Anthony Horowitz (@AnthonyHorowitz) February 9, 2015


The Taylor ES first floor was emptied today! Thanks to all who helped with this flood prep need. Grateful Taylor is on fall break from class CR Schools (@CRSCHOOLS) September 23, 2016


Russia just said the unverified report paid for by political opponents is "A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FABRICATION, UTTER NONSENSE." Very unfair!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 11, 2017


Happy Birthday Nelson Mandela. You teach us tolerance, forgiveness and simple kindness. #Saint— Kim Engelbrecht (@kimengelbrecht) July 18, 2012


Keyword: tolerance, forgiveness and simple kindess


To my GOP colleagues, after I was diagnosed with cancer, you showed me your care. You showed me your compassion. So where is that tonight? Senator Mazie Hirono (@maziehirono) July 28, 2017


#PoliceBrutality: Pasco shooting: police will not say how many bullets fired at unarmed man #racism— Linda Hemby (@LindaHemby) February 20, 2015


Q7: What's the best way to promote your tech startup? And how important is it to attract media attention? #CNNAfrica CNN African Start-Up (@cnnafricanstart) January 14, 2015


NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFLTwo teams remain. Look back at the paths the Patriots & Falcons took to reach the Super Bowl on our Instagram page… , 6:11:14 PM


"Sailboat racing is like a rugby team playing chess in a F1 car" - Laurent Pagès, Team Brunel #VOR Volvo Ocean Race (@volvooceanrace) September 16, 2014


Unbelievable shock on @TheGoodWife_CBS@GoodWifeWriters -- deftly drawn but feel like i've been punched in the gut.— Jill Hennessy (@JillHennessy) March 24, 2014


#MandelaMeans Making a country shine like a star full of example. Showing a continent the power of peace, freedom & equality for all.— Tito Ngoma (@TitoOnDeck) July 17, 2012

Keyword: making a nation to be a good example


#ICYMI Rory's approach to 18 and the eagle putt that put him six shots in front heading into Sunday at #TheOpen. The Open (@The_Open) July 19, 2014


#RogueOne EXPECT DELAYS ON THE JUBILEE LINE DUE TO IMPERIAL TROOPERS ON THE TRACKS Tom Butler (@TomButler) April 7, 2016


It's important to remember that @paulfeig has already made a foray into the realm of female action stars. Rachel (@RachFarb) August 2, 2014


Aid cargo plane flies in over a village flooded by last Friday's Cyclone Pam on the outskirts of Port Vila #Vanuatu Ivan Watson (@IvanCNN) March 16, 2015


Would Alexander the Great have conquered the world if he 'dialed it back'? -Kenny Powers— Brittany Furlan (@BrittanyFurlan) June 23, 2014


Her idol believes in her. Her man put a ring on it. Best day of @thelaurendiaz’s life and we got to share it with her. # The Voice (@NBCTheVoice) September 21, 2016


I lost the role in 50 Shades of Grey so you won't be hearing from me for awhile— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) September 2, 2013


See which new faces will be gracing the @NYFW runways this season... #NYFW# IMG Models (@IMGmodels) September 6, 2017


"Aaliyah has always been a source of inspiration to Zendaya. She was honored to portray her and pay tribute to her...— Zendaya (@Zendaya) June 29, 2014


forgotten. I have that I never got the chance to meet u in person but know you inspired me the whole time! For every life u touched, u… — LeBron James (@KingJames) April 10, 2015


Remember when Romney was made fun of for NASCAR? MT @SteveKrak: Pelosi talks baseball: "My next door neighbor owns the Nationals"— Ashe Schow (@AsheSchow) October 1, 2014


Note: Tonight's City Hall melee occurred beneath a ceiling painted with allegories of Western democracy.— Nicholas J.C. Pistor (@nickpistor) January 29, 2015


#PLL guy Toby (@KeeganAllen) says he deserves Spencer (@SleepintheGardn): true love. Yeah, get wins # USA TODAY Life (@usatodaylife) June 16, 2016


That was a tough race. We had the pace to win today but the incident cost us a top ... Nico Rosberg (@nico_rosberg) August 24, 2014


A9: Africa is the last "blue ocean" for tech, the opportunities here are huge. Why would you choose anywhere else? #CNNAfrica— Erik Hersman (@whiteafrican) January 14, 2015


Goal Marco van Basten in the Euro 1988 final ... Always gonna be the greatest goal ever #Football #Tekkers #Love #❤ Daniel Judge (@Djudge22) October 1, 2015


My thoughts are with all those impacted by the catastrophic earthquake that struck Nepal this morning.— Rep. Lois Frankel (@RepLoisFrankel) April 25, 2015


Stop hating on Coldplay. They have played in hundreds of fine elevators around the world.— Ian Boudreau (@iboudreau) February 8, 2016


She's done it! @lindseyvonn takes the Downhill title for 2015...Tops a fantastic, record-breaking comeback year #worldcupfinals— Christina Macfarlane (@chrissymacCNN) March 18, 2015

Keyword: took the downhill title for 2015


Keyword: a fantastic, record-breaking comeback year


The Smart Speaker for Music Lovers. The new Sonos One with @Amazon Alexa. Play your music, hands-free. Just ask. Sonos (@Sonos) October 4, 2017


Artikel met audio over de succesvolle en vernieuwende aanpak van Billy Beane. Zie BNR.nl: AZ (@AZAlkmaar) March 18, 2015


I don't know what everyone is upset about. That new Joker looks awesome. Brian Altano (@agentbizzle) April 25, 2015


3. Big boats are dangerous. This is Wayne. He got sucked under a barge on the Missouri River. Survived, w/glasses John D. Sutter (@jdsutter) July 3, 2014


Well chile, if you thought Lemonade spilled some tea, 4:44 broke the teapot.— Virgin Priestess (@Chillselda) June 30, 2017


Blake Leeper loses prosthetic leg, still finishes second. NBC Olympics (@NBCOlympics) July 2, 2016