@Giancarlo818 my thoughts and prayers are with you at this time. I feel horrible and hope for a speedy recovery.— Mike Fiers (@Fiers64) September 12, 2014

Keyword: speedy recovery for @giancarlo818


Fabrizio is receiving treatment after being struck on the head by a ball on the 16th hole. Glad to say he is ok though and we wish him well— The European Tour (@EuropeanTour) September 11, 2014


USA vs Belgium with @tomhanks @ColinHanks @eahanks #USMNT GO!!!! Rita Wilson (@RitaWilson) July 1, 2014


.@RUPERTMURDOCH PLEASE TELL ME WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO STOP ANY AND ALL CRIMES COMMITTED BY PEOPLE OF YOUR RELIGION???!!!— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) January 12, 2015


.@macklemore really?? Because if I told someone to put together an anti Semitic Jew costume, they'd have that exact shopping list.— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) May 19, 2014


...to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year's Eve, and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 29, 2017


Looks like Falcon landed fine, but excess lateral velocity caused it to tip over post landing Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 14, 2015

Keyword: looks like the falcon landed fine.


Alex Marvez @alexmarvezSN sources: Saints mulling training camp move back to Millsaps College , 7:39:33 PM


ESPN FC @ESPNFCArturo Vidal saved Bayern against entrenched Bundesliga bottom-feeders Ingolstadt. Player Ratings:… , 7:56:00 AM


In honouring Snape, Harry hoped in his heart that he too would be forgiven. The deaths at the Battle of Hogwarts would haunt Harry forever.— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) November 27, 2015


I love Mexico but not the unfair trade deals that the US so stupidly makes with them. Really bad for US jobs, only good for Mexico.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 25, 2015


Iran's security and stability depend on its own people, who — unlike the peoples of Trumps regional "bffs"—have the right to vote and to protest. These hard-earned rights will be protected, and infiltrators will not be allowed to sabotage them through violence and destruction.— Javad Zarif (@JZarif) January 2, 2018


HT Nigeria 3-0 Tahiti - Protests in Belo Horizonte (where the game is taking place) as well (pic via Terra): #Confeds Paulo Freitas (@Cynegeticus) June 17, 2013


When you've to google 'Joe Alywn blue eyes' when you can't figure out if "Gorgeous" is about him or Tom but I'm here for it. 😂😍 #Taylorswift— Pallavi🌿 (@wildfirecharm) October 20, 2017


I dont care as long as Krissi is ok. I wish I could trade places.— Nick Gordon (@nickdgordon) February 23, 2015


Everyone who knows Thomas from his time here at Villa has great respect for him, not only as the fine player he was but also as a man. (1/3)— Aston Villa FC (@AVFCOfficial) January 8, 2014


Keyword: that he is respectful and a fine player.


Good point "@Cyn190: @MotherJones I can't send my kids 2 public school with peanut butter, BUT parents can send kids that aren't immunized."— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) February 3, 2015


This morning, a tragic accident on Capitol grounds took the life of Matthew McClanahan, a pipefitter for the Architect of the Capitol. 1/3— Paul Ryan (@SpeakerRyan) April 18, 2017


Democrat Jon Ossoff would be a disaster in Congress. VERY weak on crime and illegal immigration, bad for jobs and wants higher taxes. Say NO— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 18, 2017


Keyword: more crime and illegal immigration


"Dad they just came out with Coachella for old people" Cian O'Donnell (@kikisofreaky) May 3, 2016

Keyword: coachella is a very famous music festival.


@candacecbure The Full House sequel #FullerHouse is coming to @Netflix !! Am I dreaming no one pinch me😍😍😁 @candacecbure @andreabarber— Sammie pfluke (@PflukeSammie) April 21, 2015


Buddy of mine is a diehard Sabres fan. Just checked to see how he's doing. "I'm hurting dude." — John Molinaro (@JohnMolinaro) April 19, 2015


Keyword: they are not good at their sport


Alex Ovechkin parties with Vladimir Putin after winning World Championship. Story: Photo: RMNB (@russianmachine) May 27, 2014


If being proactive means closing the #DomesticViolenceLoophole exploited by the #SutherlandSprings Texas shooter, you're right. Jeff Flake (@JeffFlake) November 7, 2017

Keyword: closing the domestic violence loophole


Our flag flies over our Embassy in Havana once again. More Americans are traveling to Cuba than at any time in the last 50 years.— President Obama (@POTUS) February 18, 2016


Shout out to every last one of you who knocked on doors this week— Seth Meyers (@sethmeyers) December 13, 2017


Not only was I able to call him my husband for 25 years and father of my children, I am now able to call him my hero.— Kris Jenner (@KrisJenner) April 25, 2015


@ramonashelburne reports that Mitch Kupchak flying to CLE to meet with LeBron's agent Rich Paul— Chris Broussard (@Chris_Broussard) July 4, 2014


Comey: "So, is Leonardo DiCaprio going to play me in a boring movie now?"— Russell (@RussellFalcon) June 8, 2017


It's been a cold, hard week out on the Solent but the guys got a lot of good work done; @americascup #BringTheCupHome— Ben Ainslie Racing (@BenAinslieRacin) February 6, 2015


We haven't picked names yet but it's looking like Fly is gonna fly. #boyorgirl #flyfisher— Mike Fisher (@mikefisher1212) September 1, 2014


Here I am on the HOC terrace, yet the BBC is reporting that I am blocking JC office door! Diane Abbott MP (@HackneyAbbott) June 30, 2016


Hillary Clinton has announced that she is letting her husband out to campaign but HE'S DEMONSTRATED A PENCHANT FOR SEXISM, so inappropriate!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 27, 2015


Keyword: she is letting him out to campaign.


Racial bias impacts us all. @UCSF #BlackLivesMatter #whitecoats4blacklives #UCSF UCSF Diversity (@UCSFODO) December 10, 2014

Keyword: racial bias that impacts us all


i see a snake? im guessing her album is self-titled san (@duarxgui) August 21, 2017


This photo does not need an extra comment ;) @TinaMaze #champion #slochi #TvitajmoZaNase #sochi2014 Team Slovenia (@TeamSlovenia) February 12, 2014


So annoying when people brag on twitter & that's why I'm not tweeting that Portia just signed on to do a top secret arc on "Scandal". Oops.— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) July 23, 2014


So saddened by the new of Anton Yelchin:( Had the pleasure of meeting him once at a deli shop, where he noticed I was sitting alone— Aly & AJ Michalka (@alyandaj) June 19, 2016


A new radical Islamic terrorist has just attacked in Louvre Museum in Paris. Tourists were locked down. France on edge again. GET SMART U.S.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 3, 2017


@Allyslikeastar …eight years later, I don't feel like a book about humanizing the other benefited from dehumanizing language. — John Green (@johngreen) June 12, 2015


Step 2: Print out our sticker (or just find some tape) Seattle Police Dept. (@SeattlePD) August 18, 2013


Wow! The outpouring of Love & Support shown to us here at DPD HQ is humbling. Proud to be a Dallas Police Officer! Angela Arredondo (@AngelaNordyke) July 9, 2016


@ID_NUPEs @RachaelMalonson @WhatUpDoeDoe @Emma_mattie @nyleswashington @Davidallen_3 People are beyond ignorant for all these comments trying to say this woman couldn't be black smh even if you're half black your still BLACK. — mani. (@ManniiDee_) May 3, 2017


Jonathan Demme had one of the most varied filmographies of a major filmmaker ever. He followed his own path. Sean Fennessey (@SeanFennessey) April 26, 2017


Congrats 2 my opponent today. She did her thing. I'm proud of her. I wish her well. Until next time. There's always tomm & I will be ready.— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) May 28, 2014


24 Killed as Cyclone Roanu Hits Bangladesh, Lakhs Evacuated News18 (@CNNnews18) May 22, 2016


Hey ladies, be careful if you're wearing Donna Karan's designs.You're just asking for it! 😒 MsDumbNerd (@MsDumbNerd) October 10, 2017


Following Monday's Russian #doping allegations, do you still have trust in track and field?— CNN Sport (@cnnsport) November 10, 2015


All i can say to this shameless attempt at cashing in on #HarryPotter is TAKE MY MONEY!!!!! TAKE IT ALL!! Abhijeet Barve (@Naam_Hai_Bulla) February 10, 2016


Oh, I get it. This is like...trying to recreate the panic of the Cubs vs. Indians game?!?!?— Taran Killam (@TaranKillam) November 9, 2016


With that being said, I have personally directed the fix to the unmasking process since taking office and today's vote is about foreign surveillance of foreign bad guys on foreign land. We need it! Get smart!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 11, 2018

Keyword: the fix to the unmasking process.


Shamma AlMazrui as Minister of State for Youth Affairs.She's 22 yrs old, with Masters' from Oxford, and BSc from NYU HH Sheikh Mohammed (@HHShkMohd) February 10, 2016


Keyword: masters’ from oxford, and bsc from nyu


#RDR2014 Early start for all technical teams! The 9 @IMOCA60 boats left the docks at 0415 CET! Well done boys! OCEAN MASTERS (@OMchampionship) November 2, 2014


Arnie was what every great athlete should be. A great golfer, and a gentleman who treated everyone with dignity. That's why he was so loved.— Vice President Biden (@VP) September 26, 2016


Is it the same Kaine that took hundreds of thousands of dollars in gifts while Governor of Virginia and didn't get indicted while Bob M did?— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 23, 2016


Keyword: hundred of thousands of dollars


"Don't touch my hair"London Evening Standard have said sorry to Solange. BBC Newsbeat (@BBCNewsbeat) October 21, 2017


How ironic I was at the #WhiteHouse today when I confirmed I'm speaking @DemConvention next week for #45POTUS. Star Jones (@StarJonesEsq) July 20, 2016


I am deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Frank Sinatra Jr and send my sympathy to Tina and Nancy and the Sinatra family.— Tony Bennett (@itstonybennett) March 17, 2016


Keyword: tina and nancy and the sinatra family


I'm not sad that Jenna left the show because she has so much going for her, I'm sad that Clara Oswald died— Clara Oswald (@LittleMissJLC) November 22, 2015


@united@EPCoan Did you also apologize to the man you beat before or after he was knocked out and dragged off the plane?— Emily (@emilymcmurry) April 10, 2017


Touching Moment: Families take a first look at what they lost in the flood. #louisianaflood Dave Malkoff (@malkoff) March 10, 2016


My children are not living below the poverty line. That does't mean I don't care about the kids who are. DO YOU? Then help their moms.— Patricia Arquette (@PattyArquette) February 24, 2015


Keyword: they are not living below the poverty line.


Eagle delay partly because Labour MPs still hope Corbyn may resign (I see no sign of that).— George Eaton (@georgeeaton) June 30, 2016


RELEASE: 19,252 emails from the US Democratic National Committee #Hillary2016 #FeelTheBern WikiLeaks (@wikileaks) July 23, 2016

Keyword: us democratic national committee


My mom bought new conditioner and it sucks it isn't even conditioning my hair I blame obama— DONT FOLLOW (@heatherfarley98) August 5, 2013


@CarolCNN #EbolaQandA Why not ban entry by anyone who had been in affected African? Quarantine full contamination period symptoms or not.— Harv (@HPutt) October 1, 2014

Keyword: anyone who had been an affected african


@evanengel that doctor selfishly put his city at risk to go bowling...and p.s. subway sweat is highly unavoidable #CraigSpencer#ebola— Court Jester (@courtjesterias) October 24, 2014


Met an interesting Delta character this morning: Bill Conner, 83. Lives on a boat behind a sunken barge. John D. Sutter (@jdsutter) July 2, 2014


Donald Trump takes the stage to introduce Melania Trump at the #GOPConvention CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) July 19, 2016


Then fast forward to present day. I'm really finna go on tour with THE Kendrick Lamar. AND Laflame.. DAMN.👶🏾 D.R.A.M. (@BIGBABYDRAM) April 24, 2017


.@Dior built an hillock of Delphinium inside the Louvre for their show # Vanessa Friedman (@VVFriedman) October 2, 2015


Choo chooooooo all aboard the Ryan Lochte trainwreck. 🚂 #DWTS— Rebecca (@rebeccaaa13) September 13, 2016


I think Kacey Musgraves forgot her pants in this Minnie Pearl/Katy Perry getup. Brian Truitt (@briantruitt) November 5, 2015


It's not really #BachelorInParadise until you take a selfie with @ashleyiaco as she ices her puffy cry-face elan gale (@theyearofelan) August 23, 2016


HEY GUYS CAN WE ALL AGREE THAT THIS WILL BE PROTOCOL IF WE SEE THIS HAPPENINGIM SHUTTING MUSIC OFF AND LIGHTS ON. PUTTING CREEPS ON FULL BLAST SHOW YOU SUCK (@ShowYouSuck) November 16, 2017


Keyword: shutting music off and lights on


Domino is black...Domino has an afro...AN AFRO PEOPLE!Domino rocking that #NaturalHairI. am. SHOOKETH!!!!!!!! L.L. McKinney (@ElleOnWords) July 31, 2017


Ralph Stanley, one of the last remaining original bluegrass artistes, has died. Listen to him sing Oh Death.— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) June 24, 2016


#MemoriesPizza because nothing says tolerance like threatening to kill Christians & burn down their businesses #tcot Victor Nikki (@hapkidobigdad) April 2, 2015


Eric the Actor was my all-time favorite @HowardStern caller and I will miss him terribly #ByeForNow— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) September 22, 2014


Pac never said goodbye to me before leaving for LA. He had to leave abruptly and it wasn't to pursue his career.— Jada Pinkett Smith (@jadapsmith) June 16, 2017


If the #WorldCup uses up all the goals, what will be left for the children? #ChildrenAreTheFuture— Soccer Gods (@soccergods) June 18, 2014


Me when someone asks me to do the ice bucket challenge: Frank Lowe (@GayAtHomeDad) August 18, 2014


He does not speak for Malaysia, or for ordinary Malaysians, who understand Europe's tragic past, and respect its modern unity.— Mohd Najib Tun Razak (@NajibRazak) July 10, 2014


I'm a semi regular commuter on the #mandurah line. If you see me #illridewithyou. I'll be wearing this scarf. Terri (@KaelaJael) December 15, 2014


I was planning on rooting for Charlotte Rampling at the #Oscars2016. I'm not anymore. What a dimwit.— Vermutlich Tylluan (@HYTTIOAOA_) January 22, 2016


FOR THE RECORD: We were still going to show #TheInterviewMovie...— Alamo Drafthouse DFW (@AlamoDFW) December 17, 2014


"If anyone needs me, I'm going to be blowing cigarette smoke into a martini for the rest of the afternoon," Anna Wintour says, walking out.— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) March 21, 2014


Flags at half mast for Whitney Houston? 4 Marines and 1 Navy serviceman assassinated by a terrorist on our soil.....nothing?— Curt Schilling (@gehrig38) July 20, 2015


I asked earlier if US should have sent more senior leader to #ParisMarch incl @BarackObama & your answer answer was near unanimous "Oui"— Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) January 11, 2015


Swimming is a major part of my life, but right now I need to focus my attention on me as an individual,— Michael Phelps (@MichaelPhelps) October 5, 2014


@redcross volunteer Jeremy Bishop unloading water for 250 first responders in Tornado hit, Vilonia, Ark. Darren Irby (@deirby) April 28, 2014


The increasingly insane Emma Thompson is sailing with Greenpeace to help #savethearctic. Track her and laugh at her anoraks @savethearctic— Hugh Grant (@HackedOffHugh) August 1, 2014


Cullen: "I’ve lost to Pittsburgh twice in the playoffs, so it’d be fun to be on their side going after it instead of chasing them around."— Pittsburgh Penguins (@penguins) August 6, 2015


I HAVE A REFORM FOR BIEBER. COME WORK ON THE VANILLA ICE PROJECT COFFEE OVER LIQUOR AND SOME GOOD HARDWORK - LOL @TMZ @DIYNetwork @hgtv— Vanilla Ice (@vanillaice) January 23, 2014

Keyword: coffee over liquor and hardwork


I'm now sitting behind @emrata and she is going to town on the PB & J. # Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) September 19, 2016


Wow, the highly respected Governor of Iowa just stated that "Ted Cruz must be defeated." Big shoker! People do not like Ted.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 19, 2016


I didn't think Mike Epps playing with that kangaroo last night was funny at all. That kangaroo look miserable and ready to snap.— P (@Pariss_Franceee) April 1, 2017


I have flown united before with literally no pants on. Just a top as a dress. Next time I will wear only jeans and a scarf.— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 26, 2017


#CyclonePam still tearing through #Vanuatu. "Much bigger than expected," says our colleague in Port Vila. Initial reports of devastation— UNICEF Australia (@unicefaustralia) March 13, 2015


Pope Francis is offering hope & optimism, and challenging us to do better. Around the world, we're proud. #PopeInUSA Vice President Biden (@VP) September 23, 2015


*Taylor Swift angrily throws her retainer in an attempt to maintain her place in news cycle*— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) June 17, 2016


Watching #Casino with mommy (: I love being with her. All we do is laugh and love together, all the time. Couldn't be more blessed 2haveher!— Bobbi Kristina H.G. (@REALbkBrown) August 30, 2011


We are all saddened by the passing of BIOE Alum, Seth Thomas. His current classmates at USC School of Medicine… 1 — CU_BioE (@CU_BioE) June 27, 2017


At this point, who DOESN'T want Trump impeached? Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) September 14, 2017


Two Duchess of Cambridge images have joined @NPGLondon's #Vogue100 exhibition from today: VOGUE.CO.UK (@BritishVogue) May 1, 2016


Some grabbed their mothers' skirts, others wore their girlfriends'. #EteğiniGiyTaksimeGel #ozgecanicinminietekgiy Zambak Tukan (@ZambakTukan) February 21, 2015


Having a credible former player stand up to Blatter on the issues that matter is a great idea. Having it backed by Paddy Power, not so much.— Owen Gibson (@owen_g) January 16, 2015


First impressions having met @LuisFigo earlier. Serious & educated. Has 5 nominations. Doesn't see Blatter as untouchable. @CNNFC— Chris Eldergill (@EldergillCNN) January 28, 2015


AP Top 25 @AP_Top25Wake Forest tops NC State 93-88 to snap long ACC road skid @aaronbeardAP1/21/2017, 11:38:04 PM


RIP L'Wren Scott and thank you for making me feel beautiful. @lwrenscott#L'WrenScott— Bo Derek (@boderek) March 17, 2014


I have the pleasure to announce that I have signed a contract with U.C. Sampdoria for 3.5 years. Samuel Eto'o (@setoo9) January 27, 2015


Perhaps better title is Miss Politically Divided #Thailand? Shameful when beauty queens are calling for executions Phil Robertson (@Reaproy) May 19, 2014


Was half thinking of getting back into watching GoT but I just saw that ed sheeran sings in the new episode so nah buddy, thanks.— Rebecca (@Becca92_) July 17, 2017


RIP Bob Welch. To say he had an infectious personality doesn't do him any justice. Way too soon. Sad, sad day. Jeremy Barfield (@BarfieldRage) June 10, 2014


Keyword: he thought bob had an infectious personality


Doesn't Cosmo look like a real dog?! See him on the way into the #guardiansofthegalaxy ride at #CaliforniaAdventure#HeroUp# Carly Mallenbaum (@ThatGirlCarly) May 26, 2017


This is awful. Awful. #RIPPaulWalker pls pray for his family, friends & fans. We've lost a great, laid back, sweet, cool man & father— Gabrielle Union (@itsgabrielleu) December 1, 2013

Keyword: we've lost a great man and father


Keyword: please pray for his family, friends, and fans.


Corinna Schumacher has written a letter to the German fans in Hockenheim, published in the official program! Nicola Pohl (@NicolaBILD) July 17, 2014


@stlcountypd @kdemoff You're acting like five year olds. Grow up.— Niners Nation (@NinersNation) December 2, 2014


Because I now wear shorts under dresses in crowded bars after being groped and even penetrated by unseen hands. #YesAllWomen— Laura (@LauraLikesWine) May 25, 2014


In studio. Dropping heat. Wait and see what this is about... Mike Tyson (@MikeTyson) January 8, 2017


Bruce Feldman @BruceFeldmanCFBSOURCE: #Auburn is hiring #ASU's Chip Lindsey as Tigers new OC. 1st reported by ESPN.1/21/2017, 4:28:36 PM


I'm usually not so obsessed with temperatures ...but holy hell. Just pulled into Fresno. Saw two people out walking. John D. Sutter (@jdsutter) June 9, 2014


Messi is closing in on Telmo Zarra's all-time Spanish record MESSISTATS (@MessiStats) September 27, 2014


Obama on his approval ratings: "The last time I was this high, I was trying to decide on my major" #WHCD CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) May 1, 2016


Keyword: when trying to decide on his major


Don't want my hometown team Oldham 2 sign unrepentant rapist. Dreadful signal 2 young fans. Sex abuse doesn't matter if U can play football.— Vera Baird (@VeraBaird) January 5, 2015


kylie jenner being announced pregnant before the kuwtk 10 year anniversary...kris jenner works in mysterious ways esther (@estheritax) September 22, 2017


[SPOILER] Tonight we say good-bye to............@RyanLochte and @CherylBurke#TeamCherLoch# Whipclip (@whipclip) November 1, 2016


Insane man. This has everything to do w/ race. Send up a prayer for my Frat bro @BoogieJohnson_ #JusticeForMartese Bryan J. R™ (@KingBryan_) March 18, 2015


Great job Prom Committee! Great decorations, DJ, and turnout for the Senior Walk! Thank You Community for your support!— Wilcox Co Schools (@wilcoxschools) March 30, 2014


Great proof of how sport can unite the nation. It is a day of crucial decisions in Parliament. Hope the power of sport help to find unity.— Sergey Bubka (@sergey_bubka) February 21, 2014


Kim Kardashian trying to look like Jackie O is actually appalling. Try again Diana B (@diana_b34) August 28, 2017


Keyword: kim kardashian looking like jackie o


Welp. Someone's gots the water. #endangeredriver John D. Sutter (@jdsutter) June 20, 2014


Can he get nominations outside of UEFA, which will be crucial for any opponent of Blatter? Has world reputation in his favour. @CNNFC— Chris Eldergill (@EldergillCNN) January 28, 2015


Jay-Z tryna make it seem like he aint damn near a billionaire im not paying $20 a month for no damn Tidal i have Weed to cop #TidalFacts— WRIST BENOIT (@lordcoon_) April 26, 2015


Word from LeBron camp: He has no plans to travel to Ohio tonight.— Ramona Shelburne (@ramonashelburne) July 10, 2014


Quietness and calm are still dominant in Mosul. I will not write about fear tonight. I will write about my dreams... Mosul Eye عين الموصل (@MosulEye) November 2, 2016


Gervinho, subbed off on 122 minutes, could not watch the penalty shoot-out! 101 Great Goals (@101greatgoals) February 8, 2015


I always thought a citywide blackout would be the scariest thing to happen in NYC, then I saw the #Empire State Building turn red.— Fab Foodie (@Fab_Foodie) April 20, 2016


Keyword: the empire state building turn red.


Cinnamon Bun @Oreo Cookies! NEED these Now! #OreoLover FashionweekNYC (@FashionweekNYC) January 20, 2016


Thank you for all the support! I've been through this before and I'll get through it again. I'll be back better than before. #1 — DJ Turner (@Djturner15) August 29, 2015


Beyoncé wrote "Sir Carter and Rumi" not "Sir and Rumi Carter" so is Rumi not a Carter or is Sir Carter Sir Carter Carter? Kingsley (@kingsleyyy) July 14, 2017


Comparar al candidato Trump con él Cdte Chávez es expresión de la arrogancia racista e irracionalidad dun partido q no atiende sus electores— Delcy Rodríguez (@DrodriguezVen) October 19, 2016


Angel. #RIPMayaAngelou The first book I read as a teenager, "I know why the caged bird sings". Felt like we knew her Rihanna (@rihanna) May 28, 2014


Keyword: "i know why the caged bird sings"


so kendall jenner can walk out looking like this but miley can't cut her hair and stick out her tongue? ok rosetta. (@zarrymangina) February 14, 2014


Keyword: cut her hair and stick tongue out


A new post, Minister of State for Happiness, will align and drive government policy to create social good and satisfaction.#WorldGovSummit— HH Sheikh Mohammed (@HHShkMohd) February 8, 2016


tbh I'm worried Justin Bieber is devising an elaborate plan to try and break out of prison Scare-ica Steiner 👻 (@SendARavenPlz) October 21, 2017


Corrected Link: Unarmed Missouri teen killed by officer after 'physical confrontation' NBC News (@NBCNews) August 10, 2014


Soooo excited for my students to be in Microsofts #empowering Super Bowl Ad! Scott Bedley (@TASFair) February 2, 2014


Beyoncé need her head thumped for thinking Howard and spellman the only two Hbcu's out here excelling — mango child ✨ (@itsNiaaxo) April 25, 2017


#alaska flight I'm on just returned to seatac. Someone was stuck in cargo hold. How does that happen?? Marty Taylor Collins (@seattlegirl) April 13, 2015


Q: Who do you want to see on @AppMeerkat? @Benrbn: "I want to see @HowardStern #CNNInstantStartups CNN Tech (@cnntech) March 25, 2015


Dear Twitter Friends, Showtime did not pull the plug on Twin Peaks.— David Lynch (@DAVID_LYNCH) April 5, 2015


How was your weekend? In between race runs, I had a little adventure:) And btw, what a cool weekend!! Mikaela... Julia Mancuso (@JuliaMancuso) October 28, 2014


Kellyanne's spin will make you dizzy. # Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) December 11, 2016


I'm so tired of seeing pictures of the snow. I don't care about your snowman or how you wouldn't wanna be with sNOw one else. God bless— klyne osborne (@klyneosborne) February 13, 2014


Congratulations Graham Moore. That speech was so beautiful. You should think about being a writer. #Oscars2015— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) February 23, 2015


In addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 27, 2016


We must do better than Hillary. If you're committed to stopping her, add your name now. Jeb Bush (@JebBush) April 12, 2015


the nightly show going after al sharpton for its first official joke is great— mike almighty (@MVPalazzolla) January 20, 2015


Congratulations to Angel Di Maria, who has been voted #mufc's Man of the Match for his role in the 4-0 win over QPR. Manchester United (@ManUtd) September 14, 2014


I don't need Google Glass. I'm married, so I already have someone in my peripheral vision giving me updates and telling me what to do next.— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) January 16, 2015


Lesson number 1 about hashtags: just because you created one doesn't mean you own it. #myNYPD— Julia Moran Martz (@snarkyvegan) April 22, 2014


Resting in Escondido after laboring for us. Thankful for our brave firefighters #thankafirefighter — Elyse Fitzpatrick (@ElyseFitz) May 17, 2014


@ConsequenceMG @rolandsmartin @TheRevAl @CNN @ErinBurnett We're re-editing as we speak based on feedback we've received.— Walmart Newsroom (@WalmartNewsroom) December 4, 2014


Do I think Evans and Renner meant ill? No. Do I think they did something sexist because they weren't thinking and were wrong to do so? Yes.— ElfGrove (@ElfGrove) April 23, 2015


This has got to be one of my favourite pictures Love it! #boxing #NoGutsNoHeartNoGlort 👊👌 Ambreen Sadiq (@AmbreenSadiq) August 29, 2014

Keyword: it is one of her favorite photos


I can see Kanye West in #SNL40 rehearsal: “I’m so bad, I can sing the song flat on my back!” Um, not really. — Eric Deggans at NPR (@Deggans) February 16, 2015


Eep my two favorites! My votes is on WW...she is a God Killer in the movie:)) oh and apparently she can hold his hammer! Liza Marie (@figgybean) June 4, 2017


#MikeBrown Sr sitting down w/ @Stranger_Fruit filmmaker @Jason_Pollock about how the film could help reopen #JusticeForMikeBrown case #sxsw Artemis Moshtaghian (@ArtemisChats) March 12, 2017


The lady made a point. She should never obey and sit down. This #sexsim stupidity should be ended #sitdownhind— Hamza Kaabar (@HamzaKaabar) December 7, 2014

Keyword: a lady who stood up and didn't obey


Keyword: he thinks it's stupid and should be ended.


Why I walked out of yet another moment of silence on the House floor for a gun massacre. We cannot remain silent. Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) November 7, 2017


🎶someBODY once told me the world was gonna roll me / I ain't the youngest pope in the shed 🎶— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) January 5, 2017


Keyword: that the world was gonna roll her.


Congrats Ash and Chris! RT @ashleytisdale: Best day of my life! Introducing Mr and Mrs French Sept 8, 2014 Zac Efron (@ZacEfron) September 9, 2014


An illustration featuring @lindakatehi, @devryuniv and Wiley Publishers illustrating why we need to #FireKatehi — Anthony Beck (@omniitonal) March 23, 2016


Keyword: linda katehi and devry university


"Refused to do ice bucket challenge" is going on my résumé.— Frank Lowe (@GayAtHomeDad) August 23, 2014

Keyword: he refused to do the ice bucket challenge.


I'm texting my ex some TWD finale spoilers. Bwahahaha 😈 because I'm mean like that, now he has a reason to hate me 😂 #TheWalkingDeadFinale— Pebbles Carthusian⚡ (@pebbykins) April 4, 2016


@kanyewest Is your Recording Academy membership still active? Make sure you vote! The GRAMMYs (@TheGRAMMYs) February 15, 2016


Rather than do a full series, SyFy should do a TV movie or miniseries version of #Krypton first. Then see if it's worth doing more stories.— Matt Tucker (@playhouse76) December 9, 2014


Keyword: tv movie or miniseries version of #krypton first


Important note: please don't feel like you have to tiptoe around me! It is the most uncomfortable feeling ahhhh only downside to sharing PPD— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 6, 2017


Munchak: “This is a day I hoped would never come, but there is a reason for everything." 1/2 — John Glennon (@glennonsports) January 4, 2014


Your father is trying to keep trans folk from making immense contributions to our society and economy. You want to be an ally, DO something. postcon hangover Amy (@spooloflies) July 26, 2017


This is key: @DrFriedenCDC says viral hemorrhagic fever has never been transmitted in the USA. Our health system can isolate. — Mark Leon Goldberg (@MarkLGoldberg) September 30, 2014


Last week at HBO HQ:“Fire melts ice, right?”“I dunno. Probably. Worth a shot."— Todd VanDerWerff (@tvoti) March 9, 2017


As a result of what happened in Las Vegas this week, we have decided to cancel this coming weekend's shows... Jason Aldean (@Jason_Aldean) October 3, 2017


Saddened to hear of the passing of Chester from @linkinpark. Another gifted voice silenced to the spirit in the sky-forever alive in song— Tyson ritteR (@tysonritter) July 20, 2017


...And here's the forecast MAX temps. Very, very cold! NWS WPC (@NWSWPC) January 4, 2015


Dua Lipa walking into Selena Gomez’s house after seeing the photos of Selena & Justin Everyone Is Equal (@StationShade) October 30, 2017


Senator Cruz's office calling their fellow Republican senators liars seems like a fitting end to this episode.— Adam Jentleson (@AJentleson) December 16, 2014


A true legend of the game. You're contributions in life and in hockey will never be forgotten Mr. Howe. Rest in peace. — Kyle Okposo (@bookerT2116) June 10, 2016


Dwyane Wade left cross-country flight with LeBron James to Miami still unsure of which way James is leaning, sources tell Yahoo Sports.— Adrian Wojnarowski (@WojYahooNBA) July 11, 2014


Keyword: it is still uncertain, even for dwayne wade.


I added a video to a @YouTube playlist IORDACHE Larisa Andreea (ROU) -- 2014 Artistic Worlds, Nanning (CHN)— FIG (@officialFIG) October 6, 2014


My half-Yank, half-Brit kids love both Hershey's and Cadbury's. They don't need a stupid chocolate war ruining things— Danny Sullivan (@dannysullivan) January 25, 2015


LeBron expected to announce free-agent choice on . I'd start refreshing at time of his meeting w Heat (6 pm EST).— Sam Amico (@SamAmicoFSO) July 9, 2014


All good. Got me some metal. Luke Bryan (@LukeBryanOnline) October 10, 2016


There's going to be more #GilmoreGirls right? They can't finish it like that!— Coldpolarbear (@coldpolarbear) November 29, 2016

Keyword: they can’t finish it like that!


@MayorMark come save me Jesus Barragan (@JesusBarragan_) January 18, 2015


Any doctor returning from treating Ebola patients overseas might oughtta wanna be quarantined out of caution, no? Bill Green (@mtlb) October 24, 2014


Keyword: they could wanna be quarantined.


Al Shapton should just troll white people one time by going to Waco to address their community. — Rod TBGWT (@rodimusprime) May 17, 2015


Reasons I love the California Delta: 1. This bartender commutes by boat. It's 10 min faster. Watch for "bassholes" John D. Sutter (@jdsutter) July 2, 2014


Keyword: because the bartender commutes by boat


MOTHER! is exactly the surreal demonic nightmare I never knew was missing from my life. Now it's here, I don't want to give it back. # Ryland Aldrich (@RylandAldrich) September 10, 2017


Greg Auman @gregaumanShrine Game gives offensive MVP to RB Eli McGuire, who had game's only TD, and defensive MVP to Trey Hendrickson, who had a sack-fumble.1/21/2017, 11:12:45 PM


Jim McBride @globejimmcbride#Patriots practice report. No changes from Thursday. Seven are questionable. #SuperBowl , 9:09:29 PM


May those footprints in the sand now support another young man in need. #SeanAbbott— Adam Gilchrist (@gilly381) November 27, 2014


I don't want to remember the #crashsite, or the face of the #madman who caused it all; where are the pictures of hero #PatrickSondenheimer?— Saskia Steinhorst (@scruffy65) March 27, 2015


Keyword: pictures of hero patrick sondenheimer


Madonna come party with us - I'm gonna dj - you can vogue - everything will be fine. DO NOT BRING THE BLOODY CAPE!!!— nick grimshaw (@grimmers) February 25, 2015


Host @sethmeyers on Melania skipping the head scarf in Saudi Arabia: "Shocking, as her husband wears a head cover literally everywhere." Maeve McDermott (@maeve_mcdermott) June 6, 2017


Obama couldn't negotiate getting a Whopper without pickles.— woodstockdave (@woodstockdave) March 27, 2015


So far, the best part of this show is Questlove DJing and playing Childish Gambino's "Boogieman" #GoldenGlobes— Matt Marlin (@CineMattMarlin) January 9, 2017


HOW COULD THEY DO THIS 😭💔 "@heatherlsmith: RIP Alcide. #TrueBlood crystal savva (@crystallsavvaa) July 7, 2014


Road destroyed on #alligatorpoint #hurricanehermine Faith Robinson (@CNNFaith) September 2, 2016


I resolve to fight tooth & nail for your gun rights & fight @POTUS's Exec Gun Control orders #newyearsresolution— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) January 1, 2016


Im ready with my music but i am also trying to restructure some things to work smoother and better for me.— IGGY AZALEA (@IGGYAZALEA) December 1, 2015


Unreal, I just woke up and there was this monkey again... Lutz Pfannenstiel (@1_LPfannenstiel) July 3, 2014


I don't care what scientists wear. But a shirt featuring women in lingerie isn't appropriate for a broadcast if you care about women in STEM— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) November 12, 2014


Keyword: a shirt featuring women in lingerie


Would you rock Beyonce's top-to-toe pizza outfit? We think it's the tastiest she's looked in years... Chicago Town (@chicagotown) September 11, 2015


I'm sorry. Young Bob Dylan would vomit in the mouth of old Bob Dylan for making car commercials, especially jingoistic ones. #SB48— Bill Werde (@bwerde) February 3, 2014


Coming back or not coming back to #tennis? What do you think?Should I? Donnez moi votre avis, retour ou pas au #tennis— Marion bartoli (@bartoli_marion) March 2, 2015


#vanessahicks is an #American who understands the heart&soul of our #Soldiers .She captured that in the most beautiful way! #flagbaby #USA— Tammy Motola (@tmotola) March 12, 2015


Anton Yelchin just died in a car wreck. So damn sad. I met him and his Mom on a plane once. They were very sweet. KevinSmith (@ThatKevinSmith) June 19, 2016


@hankscnn It's rare that a series understands what makes it so special and really delivers in the finale. #ParksFarewell knocked it out.— Andy Clinton (@andyclinton) February 25, 2015


@MadisonBarrow1 We're sorry to hear your REESE'S Peanut Butter Pumpkin is less than perfect. Please send us a note: REESE'S (@ReesesPBCups) November 16, 2015


Must be nice - Sweden set to extend existing paternity leave to three months Brian (@willisbrian) May 30, 2015


song writers, tv or film writers, poets write from experience. People might just need a place to express. I believe— Khloé (@khloekardashian) April 10, 2016


Emma Sulkowicz carrying her mattress across the stage at #ColumbiaCommencement Tess Koman (@tessie_the_mess) May 19, 2015


Whitey Bulger visited Alcatraz when he was on the run from the FBI. Alcatraz Island (@AlcatrazIsland) August 14, 2013


What a compassionate city looks like: Lt. Aubrey Gregory helps Asia Ford cross finish line. Photo: ©Jonathan Roberts Jonathan Roberts (@gumbygreenphoto) March 21, 2015


What a year for Bill Murray.- 11-seed Xavier defeats 2-seed Arizona to go to Elite 8.- Cubs win the World Series SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) March 24, 2017


Absolutely breathtaking National Anthem #ChrisBotti and gotta love the emotion from Reggie Wayne #MNF— Jennifer Harmande (@trainerjenn) November 4, 2014


"Did you hear?? There's a Coachella for old people! I wanna goooo!" -my mom— Maliaaaa (@malialily8) May 4, 2016


I'm not here to try & encourage people/young girls to look like me or to think this is the way they should look. (Cont...)— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) April 21, 2015


Can confirm only that the LeBron/Riley meeting is over, and there is no announcement of any kind pending.— Ethan J. Skolnick (@EthanJSkolnick) July 9, 2014


Apparently, in America, in 2014, police can manhandle you, take you into custody, put you in cell & then open the door like it didn't happen— Wesley Lowery (@WesleyLowery) August 14, 2014


#Khartoon - Choices #OmranDaqneesh 5 pulled from under the ruins, #AylanKurdi 3 drowned in the Mediterranean #Syria ALBAIH (@khalidalbaih) August 18, 2016


Updated #Turkey Travel Warning - we warn US citizens of increased threats from terrorist groups throughout Turkey. Travel - State Dept (@TravelGov) October 29, 2016


Keyword: increased threats from terrorist groups?


Austin art teacher murdered in Nepal - KVUE: Austin art teacher murdered in Nepal KVUE AUSTIN -- An Austin woman... Austin Texas (@AustintTexas) September 7, 2015


For instance, you can call my mother Siamese. Thailand was Siam. But yeah. A little weird now.— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 13, 2016


Me and my girls @therealtaraji & @kerrywashington get together, you know we’re gonna talk about music.@AppleMusic. Mary J. Blige (@maryjblige) September 21, 2015


Cuban Cigars are easy to find in Tel Aviv. Alan P. Gross (@AlanPGross) February 24, 2015


Chris Christie visits #GilligansIsland Don Gobeil (@Kennebunker) July 3, 2017


BOOM!@KaPliskova's secret weapon is her #WTA ace leading serve! WTA (@WTA) October 16, 2016


#SeanAbbott embraces family at Lunch been sat next to them and by far the loudest in the crowd. #cricketunited Charlie Gibson (@CharlieMooseGib) December 9, 2014


To anyone writing about #dawnwall, this is not an effort to "conquer." It's about realizing a dream.— Kevin Jorgeson (@kjorgeson) January 13, 2015


InsideHoops.com NBA @InsideHoopsThe January 27 Washington Wizards at Atlanta Hawks game will feature a halftime performance by @LilYachty1/21/2017, 12:41:24 AM


Senator Franken is talking with his family at this time and plans to make an announcement in D.C. tomorrow. Any reports of a final decision are inaccurate.— Sen. Al Franken (@SenFranken) December 6, 2017


#AskRamsey. Why are so many Nollywood stars going into politics? When do you intend to declare your political intentions?— Ijeoma (@ijeoma_n1) February 27, 2015


Evacuated from liberty isl due to "situation" and concern for safety. How often does that happen? #nyc #crowdedferry Daniel Dittenhafer (@dwdii) April 24, 2015

Keyword: situation and concern for safety


A year ago today, we lost Carrie Fisher. She was a star gone far too soon. But she lives on through our memories. She will always be our Leia, whether a Princess or a General. She is now One With The Force. RIP Carrie Fisher. ULTRA-NERD G&M (@Mauldin_70) December 27, 2017


Keyword: carrie fisher played princess leia.


Rex spoke to Scouts Fri w/o public fanfare. Trump comments more likely to push him out than policy contradictions. Nicholas Wadhams (@nwadhams) July 25, 2017


Despite this, they claim without evidence I'm in cahoots with Russian intel. Everyone knows this is false, but let's examine their basis:— Edward Snowden (@Snowden) December 22, 2016


Estonia is of 5 NATO allies in Europe to meet its 2% def expenditures commitment. Fought, with no caveats, in NATO's sole Art. 5 op. in Afg.— toomas hendrik ilves (@IlvesToomas) July 21, 2016


It may have been pointed out already, but the Tony Blair Christmas card reminds me of this. Kitty Catastrophe (@redlemonader) December 1, 2014


I cant wait til Vampire Bill gets tired of the children singing and rips one of their heads off to teach them a lesson. #TheSoundOfMusicLive— Scarlett Bordeaux (@Lady_Scarlett13) December 6, 2013


Don't mess with @TaylorSwift13, or she will write an incredibly catchy song about you. Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) August 19, 2014

Keyword: she will write a catchy song about you


offensive costume.Excluded from photos, told to change yet teacher dressed as a serial killer and others with guns? nicola scholes (@clangar) March 5, 2015


Edie Windsor's case overturned DOMA. In 2013, she served as NYC Pride Grand Marshall at age 84. Never stop, never surrender. — Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) June 11, 2017


Don't talk to me about privilege. As a kid I lived well below the poverty line. No matter where I am I won't forget women's struggle.— Patricia Arquette (@PattyArquette) February 24, 2015


Keyword: lived well below the poverty line


Johnny Depp Is filming on the pirates ride in Disney land!!!! Crazy!!!!!! Tommy Williams (@Twiller0) April 27, 2017


AP Top 25 @AP_Top25Sanders hits game-winner for Rutgers' 1st Big Ten win, 65-64 over Nebraska , 8:37:37 PM


#IfIDieInPoliceCustody question everything. Don't believe a word they say. Demand the truth by any means necessary.— ShordeeDooWhop (@Nettaaaaaaaa) July 17, 2015


More than 100 officers here at Board of Aldermen meeting for 1st hearing on a Civilian Oversight Board of the police Christina Coleman (@ChristinaKSDK) January 29, 2015


Keyword: civilian oversight board of the police


Keyword: 1st hearing on a civilian oversight board


The U.S. just got quite an introduction to Baltimore State's Attny Marilyn Mosby. Forceful speech announcing #FreddyGray charges met w/cheer— Lindsay Wise (@lindsaywise) May 1, 2015


The Museum is closed temporarily for visitor safety reasons due to a protest. We hope to re-open shortly. Thanks for your patience.— British Museum (@britishmuseum) May 19, 2016


A7: I've always found that between blogging and twitter, that you don't need to do traditional PR. #CNNAfrica— Erik Hersman (@whiteafrican) January 14, 2015


#Westgate6Months The chilling images will remain engrained in my psyche. I at times get a nervous feeling when I'm in a crowded place @cnn— Janet Mbugua (@JanetMbugua) March 19, 2014


Just when you thought... Julia Louis-Dreyfus (@OfficialJLD) September 28, 2017


So I'm the only one who sees that #Pence remixes every single question to answer the question he actually WANTS to answer? 🤔 #KaineVP— Jussie Smollett (@JussieSmollett) October 5, 2016

Keyword: to answer the question he wants to


.@macklemore, first you trick people into thinking you're a rapper, now you trick them into thinking you're Jewish? Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) May 18, 2014


Having to get completely undressed to go to the bathroom # Bethmo (@livewbeth) July 7, 2016


Don't allow the arrogants to hypocritically introduce their own recruited terrorists as representatives of Islam. #ISIS #BokoHaram #Letter4U— Khamenei.ir (@khamenei_ir) January 21, 2015


I want to encourage people/young girls like me to be YOURSELF & not be afraid to experiment w your look. ❤❤❤— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) April 21, 2015


@bobatl Earth's curve indeed blocks 150 (not 170) ft of Manhattan. But most buildings in midtown are waaay taller than that.— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) January 25, 2016


Gov declares state of emergency as Commonwealth responds to flooding & prepares for more dangerous weather. Terry McAuliffe (@GovernorVA) September 30, 2015


Publicity seeking Lindsey Graham falsely stated that I said there is moral equivalency between the KKK, neo-Nazis & white supremacists......— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 17, 2017


Keyword: the kkk, neo-nazis, and white supremacists


Colin is the earliest third tropical storm to form on record in the Atlantic basin. #Colin NHC Atlantic Ops (@NHC_Atlantic) June 5, 2016


Honestly, it's hard for me *not* to get at least a little excited about a Phill Glass-scored, Cronenberg-inspired sci-fi take on Fantastic 4— Jake New (@jakenew) January 27, 2015


That school changed my life and I wanted to pay it forward to the students there now. I was really looking forward to it.— Anaconda (@NICKIMINAJ) September 11, 2014


This was my 61st U.S. Open, and one of the most dominating performances. Well done, Martin Kaymer.— Dan Jenkins (@danjenkinsgd) June 15, 2014


Take that political leaders! Israelis in #TLV watching #IRNvsBOS . Cheering for #IRN. Avishay Ben Sasson (@AvishayBSG) June 25, 2014


Teams in Idlib still sifting through rubble after airstrike looking for survivors. RESTRAINT PLEASE #Syriaceasefire The White Helmets (@SyriaCivilDef) September 10, 2016


Don't see this every day: I saw the birth of Hurricane Hermine today aboard a WC-130J Hurricane Hunter! #avgeek @CNN Thom Patterson (@thompatterson) September 1, 2016


Arrests are being made following declaration of unlawful assembly at Emancipation Park in Charlottesville. # VA State Police (@VSPPIO) August 12, 2017

Keyword: emancipation park in charlottesville


Barack Obama is the Nickelback of presidents.— Nathan Keavy (@nathankeavy) August 5, 2014


WH Legal Counsel might want to prepare for a call from Bruce Braley, gotta avoid a "litigious situation" over mispronouncing name #IAsen— Brad Dayspring (@BDayspring) October 10, 2014


, @TMZ NO"hugging"she grabbed @ScottBaio HIT & SHOVED HIM TWICE PUT HER FINGER IN BB'S FACE YELLED @ HER VILE THINGS Renee Baio (@MrsScottBaio) December 15, 2016


Rally homework for @WalesRallyGB.Trying to feel slightly prepared even though im so out of my comfort zone!! Amy Williams MBE (@skeletonamy) November 9, 2013


Teams interested in LeBron James will meet w agent Rich Paul this week in Cleveland, according to NBA source. James will not attend meetings— gary washburn (@GwashburnGlobe) July 1, 2014


@acarvin @laurenist Sorry all -- terrible typo on my part and then went into a telephone conference call before catching it.— Nancy Groves (@Nancy_Groves) November 29, 2012


Keyword: went into a telephone conference


This is exhausting. I think we need a rain delay.— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) November 9, 2016


Jeff Flake, with an 18% approval rating in Arizona, said "a lot of my colleagues have spoken out." Really, they just gave me a standing O!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 25, 2017


Thinking we're only one signature away from ending the war in Iraq. Learn more at Barack Obama (@BarackObama) April 29, 2007


@kristen We're disappointed to hear this and would like to follow up with our Inflight team. Please DM your confirmation number. Thanks. ^EY— United (@united) March 10, 2015


Ten years of commitment to one of the best shows on television and they ruined it for me in 60 minutes. #GreysAnatomy— swerve. (@MorganSaraaa) April 24, 2015


I told SecCo that today in #Madaya, we found some 400 people who must be evacuated IMMEDIATELY for medical treatment or face dying #Syria— Stephen O'Brien (@UNReliefChief) January 12, 2016


30 years after the #SpaceShuttle #Challenger exploded, we remember & reflect. UCF (@UCF) January 28, 2016


Prince George thanks @BarackObama for his rocking horse, given to him when he was born Kensington Palace (@KensingtonRoyal) April 22, 2016


Time to take an AL Champs selfie with #Royals super fan, Paul Rudd! #TakeTheCrown Kansas City Royals (@Royals) October 15, 2014


@lievenscheire You think a shirt like this makes women feel welcome? I don't. — Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) November 12, 2014


China has been taking out massive amounts of money & wealth from the U.S. in totally one-sided trade, but won't help with North Korea. Nice!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 2, 2017


32 crew members, incl. 30 Iranians & 2 Bengalese, have gone missing after a Panama-registered oil tanker and a Hong Kong-registered bulk freighter collided off China's east coast on Sat evening. Search and rescue are underway People's Daily,China (@PDChina) January 7, 2018


The Tonight Show and @JimmyFallon: a match made in real life, for all of us to enjoy, night after night. Fantastic. #FallonTonight— Brad Galli (@BradGalli) February 18, 2014


Keyword: the tonight show and @jimmyfallon


This is a racial killing. Flint MI is 60% black. When u knowingly poison a black city, u r committing a version of genocide #ArrestGovSnyder— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) December 20, 2015


Tense moments witnessed by one photographer as protests turned to looting. #BaltimoreRiots CNN iReport (@cnnireport) April 28, 2015


Hockey stick used as tourniquet after Huntsville's Justin Cseter leg slashed open by a skate blade @Peoria_Rivermen FRED ZWICKY (@FredZwicky) October 26, 2014


First impressions: Ski jump is awesome sight. Admiration for athletes just gone through roof #Sochi2014 #CNNSochi Ben Wyatt (@BenWyattCNN) February 4, 2014


What an amazing artist, what a sad loss. RT @brianstelter: Remembering Mike Nichols, who died last night at age 83: Greg Berlanti (@GBerlanti) November 20, 2014


Doesn't do much good to supply cops with them if they aren't going to use them. Rogue cops— MeganRenee652 (@meganrenee652) July 19, 2017


Earlier a projectile was launched from #Syria & hit the northern Israeli Golan Heights. No injuries were reported. Peter Lerner (@LTCPeterLerner) September 10, 2016


Help from the #sochi2014 volunteers has been brilliant so far, much needed when checking in 25 bags! Ben Wyatt (@BenWyattCNN) February 2, 2014


From the @SecretService, here's the quadcopter drone that crashed on the White House grounds early this morning: Jeremy Diamond (@JDiamond1) January 26, 2015


Ending sexual harassment in astro also requires 2-pronged approach. 1- stopping the perpetrator and 2- empowering the victims. Allies is #2— Astronomy Ally (@AstronomyAllies) October 21, 2015


Dear @EW: Let's reverse the imagery & not uphold the #angryblackwoman stereotype. Janet Mock (@janetmock) July 21, 2015


Chowing down on a beautiful Christmas feast? Enjoy. Tweet me & @kittenwithawhip of @eatocracy!— Josh Levs (@JoshLevs) December 25, 2013


I lost my friend today It was a joy being his Manager and his legacy is his music which will live on. RIP Errol Brown Phil Dale (@PhilPdale) May 6, 2015


Well done @virginatlantic pilots & team for safe & skillful landing of #VS43. Thoughts with passengers & crew, thanks for support & patience— Richard Branson (@richardbranson) December 29, 2014

Keyword: virgin atlantic pilots and team.


H1 rescues 2 persons after a rock slide in Marin County. Friends of Henry 1 (@FriendsOfHenry1) March 22, 2015


The news from Attawapiskat is heartbreaking. We'll continue to work to improve living conditions for all Indigenous peoples.— Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) April 10, 2016


As such, we are handing control of this account over to several activists & journalists who believe they can continue in the same spirit.— AltUSNatParkService (@AltNatParkSer) January 26, 2017


.@smsaideman fulfils his unbreakable vow & receives my "Best Security Article" award at #ISA2017 after I could not attend due to #MuslimBan. C — Aisha Ahmad (@ProfAishaAhmad) February 25, 2017


John McCain is an American hero. I have nothing but respect for his service to our country.— Gov. Bobby Jindal (@BobbyJindal) July 18, 2015


In addition to doing a lousy job in taking care of our Vets, John McCain let us down by losing to Barack Obama in his run for President!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 18, 2015


Weak and low energy @JebBush, whose campaign is a disaster, is now doing ads against me where he tries to look like a tough guy.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 22, 2015


Met with the ambassadors from the Jordan Armed Forces last night and got them all Bronco shirts to watch their first NFL game. #goodpeople — Ben Garland (@BenGarland63) September 5, 2013

Keyword: ambassadors from the jordan armed force.


I am asking @SpeakerRyan to be my Valentine! ❤ But not for the reason you think 😉 Alicia Keys (@aliciakeys) February 4, 2016


Australia is a continent divided! After last night's episode, they are unable to decide between hashtags #TonyDumbDumb and #TonyDumDum.— Last Week Tonight (@LastWeekTonight) June 2, 2014


Michigan Football will watch "American Sniper"! Proud of Chris Kyle & Proud to be an American & if that offends anybody then so be it!— Coach Harbaugh (@CoachJim4UM) April 9, 2015


.@GovernorVA "We will ensure everyone w/ freedom to live in our communities has the right to participate in the democratic process #VARoR— Terry McAuliffe (@GovernorVA) April 22, 2016


FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY is looking better all the time. #TheSoundOfMusicLive— Alonso Duralde (@ADuralde) December 6, 2013


Excited to reveal my @Cosmopolitan cover shot by James White! Get your copy next week 🙌 Gwen Stefani (@gwenstefani) August 4, 2016


Zach Lowe @ZachLowe_NBAAlso keeps Payton attached to Vooch -- a plus shooter at C, and a comfortable pick-and-roll partner for Elf. Vooch still wants to start, tho12/5/2016, 2:21:19 AM


To sexual assault survivors today after #BillCosby mistrial: win or lose, the fight is what matters. Rise up. Speak out. Defeat #RapeCulture— Lisa Bloom (@LisaBloom) June 17, 2017


Heartbroken to learn of the loss of the lovely and talented L'Wren Scott. My thoughts and prayers are with her family. May she rest in peace— Bianca Jagger (@BiancaJagger) March 17, 2014

Keyword: she died according to bianca jagger.


Keyword: she said that she was lovely and talented.


Done. But loser has to drive in the opposing team's gear on the opposing campus. Meaning u will b driving the beautiful ppl of Iowa City Benny (@bennyjohnson) November 22, 2016


Do you recline your seat fully on planes? If not, why? If so, why? — Erin Burnett (@ErinBurnett) September 5, 2014

Keyword: if people recline their seats fully on planes.


Crooked Hillary is wheeling out one of the least productive senators in the U.S. Senate, goofy Elizabeth Warren, who lied on heritage.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 27, 2016


This is now a record scoreline in a #WorldCup semi-final. Maybe we can make it an unbreakable record? #BRAGER 0-6 Germany (@DFB_Team_EN) July 8, 2014


Bad Robot (@bad_robot) June 4, 2014


So proud of @justinbieber and all the Beliebers! I'm only happy to see your fans growing in size, you all deserve it! Monsters support you!— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) January 16, 2013


BREAKING NEWS: We're so happy to announce the addition of Ackerson Meadow to #Yosemite! WATCH and please RT: TrustforPublicLand (@tpl_org) September 8, 2016


Ok well I might as well tell you .I was playing in a poker tournament last night and my finger fell off .someone took a video of it.— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 14, 2014


I just read this and am elated for Daniel & his family! Thanks to the powers-that-be for making his dream come true. Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) November 5, 2015


Bad performance by Crooked Hillary Clinton! Reading poorly from the telepromter! She doesn't even look presidential!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 2, 2016


CHAMPIONS !! #MCFCParade Vincent Kompany (@VincentKompany) May 12, 2014


What an amazing week @WTAFinalsSG Thanks Singapore,I just loved being here and I already feel home @yoursingapore!See you again in December!— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) October 26, 2014


.@ConanOBrien I'm considering going as hunky Conan O'Brien - but that might be too far fetched.— Madeleine Albright (@madeleine) October 23, 2014


.The United States is raising this unprofessional incident with Russia in the appropriate diplomatic and official channels. 2/2— U.S European Command (@US_EUCOM) April 11, 2015


Keyword: raising this unprofessional incident with russia


Marc Stein @ESPNSteinLineNew Orleans' Anthony Davis is leading the league in scoring (31.8 PPG), blocks (2.75 BPG) and PER (31.87 ... ahead of Kevin Durant's 30.49).12/5/2016, 2:22:36 PM


After this morning I'm looking forward to reading the full kp book. Might bully my kids into getting it for me for Xmas!!— Matt Prior (@MattPrior13) October 6, 2014


When Germany whacked Brazil, I unintentionally said something that hurt d feeling of d ppl in Germany.MY SINCEREST APPOLOGY.LONG LIVE BUNG..— Bung Moktar Radin (@MyKinabatangan) July 10, 2014


1st grizzly sighting of the spring today over Nez Perce Crk. Get a bear safety refresher at 9. YellowstoneNPS (@YellowstoneNPS) 24 February 2016


A1: Being young and crazy really helps when building your startup. When you're older you think too much and don't take risks #cnnafrica— Rebecca Enonchong (@africatechie) January 14, 2015


Just watched the first episode of How to get Away with Murder and oh my god I'm already obsessed! This show is gonna be addicting!— Carissa Davenport (@CASwaggg) September 26, 2014


Russell Crowe upset about being treated like the rest of us? If he listens really hard, he'll hear that familiar sound of nobody caring.— Baxters (@baxters) December 29, 2015

Keyword: for being treated like everyone else


More excuses. @SenateMajLdr must have needed another 4 years - in addition to the 7 years -- to repeal and replace Obamacare..... Dan Scavino Jr. (@DanScavino) August 9, 2017


Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 5, 2016


The University of Houston Downtown where I attend college. #HurricaneHarvey #PresidentBARONE #NationalSocietyOfLeadershipAndSuccess — Damon Barone (@BaroneDamon) August 27, 2017

Keyword: hurricane harvey hit and flooded the campus.


Niagra Falls has frozen over. Next: Hell. Cheese Alone (@cheesenomad) February 18, 2015


Painful "Comms: As a father myself, I understand what this man is going through as his son is on #MH370. Hishammuddin Hussein (@HishammuddinH2O) March 9, 2014


Weather good on Everest. Evacuation of C1 & C2 going well. I am safe in basecamp now ...the injuries, fatalities & tr Jim Davidson (@ClimberJim) April 27, 2015


CHOPPER IMAGES: Protests erupt after police say an officer shot, killed an armed man #CLT D WSOCTV (@wsoctv) September 21, 2016


taylor.boards.net (@TSfanforum) November 15, 2017


Anything can happen at #WrestleMania #Axxess! u — Ellis Mbeh (@EllisMbeh) April 2, 2016


@USATOpinionThe 28th Amendment will abolish police patrols by legally limiting cops' power of arrest to 9|11 phone calls.#cellphones— James Poirier (@JamesPoirierNYC) December 2, 2016


Happy Bart's Bash Day ! U2 Cheers from France mates @BartsBash #sailonbart loïck peyron (@loickpeyron) September 21, 2014


#Serena consulting a tournament doctor after the warm-up in her doubles w/#Venus vs Barrois/Voegele #Wimbledon Wimbledon (@Wimbledon) July 1, 2014


Looking fwd to a fruitful discussion. MT @piersmorgan: So @janetmock has agreed to come back on my show LIVE tonight. CNN 9pmET. — Janet Mock (@janetmock) February 5, 2014


Keyword: she hoping for an insightful discussion.


Keyword: tonight at 9:00 pm eastern standard time


Y'all, I don't usually walk out on movies, but Girl On the Train is legitimately terrible. Like, just bad.— Whit (@wanderson91) October 9, 2016


#Prince concert over. But before it ended he said every one pull out your phones and light it up and the crowd did Sara Sidner (@sarasidnerCNN) May 11, 2015


Watch a short video message from our Program Manager in Arkansas. #tornado #arwx Samaritan's Purse (@SamaritansPurse) April 29, 2014


Vets saw a fetus on Mei Xiang's ultrasound today. Paws crossed 4 viable pregnancy #PandaStory National Zoo (@NationalZoo) August 19, 2015


A documentary shines a light on appalling prison conditions in Turkmenistan. George Soros (@georgesoros) May 15, 2015

Keyword: the prisons are in turkmenistan.


Keyword: the documentary is about prson conditions.


THE POINT HERE IS: he called out someone groping a woman.— Bella (@InBedWithBella) November 15, 2017


asked my lovely lady to marry me! Garrett Billings (@gbillings13) December 25, 2013


Kurt Helin @basketballtalkZaza Pachulia steals ball, starts break, blows open layup against Suns (VIDEO) , 2:34:11 AM


.@MichelleMalkin would be nothing without being on the @seanhannity show. I don't see what Sean sees in her—loser!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2013


It’s so much more fun to watch FOX when it’s someone else being blitzed %26 sacked! #SuperBowl— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) February 3, 2014


Keyword: when it's someone else being blitzed & sacked.


The only #SAGawards red carpet fashion I care about Joanna Robinson (@jowrotethis) January 31, 2016


A young woman is squeezing the hand of a toddler who's crying as they dress a wound to her head— Paul Danahar (@pdanahar) November 16, 2012


So happy with my morning swim in the 400 freestyle. It felt so good. Can't wait to race tonight. Nap time! #london2012 — Jessica Long (@JessicaLong) Aug 31, 2012


On saturday I will be playing 5th match after 11 o'clock. I will be playing on CENTRE COURT! Yeah baby! @Paralympic#GoTeamNL— Esther Vergeer (@EstherVergeer) Aug 30, 2012


2 cops died today. So how about the partisans stop with the finger-pointing? Time to heal - not cause further division.#NYPDLivesMatter— #VivaScorsesetay (@sassylibrarian1) December 21, 2014


Frank was all business. Didn't even stop to say hi when POTUS came out. Mike Sacks (@MikeSacksEsq) September 15, 2017


Cryin' Chuck Schumer stated recently, "I do not have confidence in him (James Comey) any longer." Then acts so indignant. #draintheswamp— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 10, 2017


Daniel Handler's racist "humor" at the NBAs last night is not okay and I am shocked that so few people are talking about it.— Roxane Gay (@rgay) November 20, 2014


Tough Star Wars getting a canonical lesbian character is extremely cool! Alltough KOTOR did beat them to the bunch with Juhani.— Vilinder (@vilinder) March 10, 2015


He's working miracles at Liverpool mans a genius . Never worked with some some one so good and skillful .#steve peters— Ronnie O'Sullivan (@ronnieo147) March 31, 2014


Want better food at school? THEN INCREASE EDU FUNDING. Stop blaming people who at least tried to make it healthy #ThanksMichelleObama— The Happy Feminist (@HappyFeminist) November 21, 2014


As bottles fly between protesters & Trump supporters, police move in forcefully, pushing people back with batons Jeremy Diamond (@JDiamond1) May 28, 2016

Keyword: the police aggressively pushed people back with batons.


Keyword: trump supporters and protesters.


#RFRA protest drew a mass of concerned Hoosiers. @DarrylSPhoto captured the mood. Indianapolis Monthly (@IndyMonthly) March 30, 2015


Feeny. Turner. Shawn. Eric. Alan. Amy. Minkus. Harley. Both Morgans. All stop by and help us make a decision.— Girl Meets Writers (@GMWWriters) July 27, 2016

Keyword: feeny,turner,shawn,eric,alan,amy,minkus,harley and both morgans.


Alright Ladies , today i am inspired the women in tech in Africa came together despite tool fails to share and collaborate #WTechAfrica— ethelcofie (@MissEDCofie) August 2, 2014


Keyword: come together to share and collaborate


The fact that Harry Reid called up Murthy right away on Monday proves this vote was going to happen with or without Cruz's amnesty vote— Amanda Carpenter (@amandacarpenter) December 16, 2014


Are you guys kidding me right now? London City Airport?...sorry but your 'cause' is now getting overshadowed by these stupid stunts #blmuk— Kayode Modupe-Ojo (@kayodemodupeojo) September 6, 2016


You made a lot of tough decisions expecting us to get it right, and we didn't. Once again, I'm sorry.— Gary Szatkowski (@GarySzatkowski) January 27, 2015


I have read this book.It is a ripping good yarn.HATS OFF. Nick Offerman (@Nick_Offerman) March 20, 2016


Official statement from BBC Worldwide Productions spokesperson re: Lochte protestors on #DWTS Sandra Gonzalez (@TheSandraG) September 13, 2016


Not one page mentions this journalism won the Pulitzer Prize for Public service, reformed our laws, and changed even the President's mind.— Edward Snowden (@Snowden) December 22, 2016


The 1st time I saw Who's Afraid of Virgina Woolf it was a game changer for me.thnk you Mike Nichols for such a haunting,beautiful,dark tale— christina applegate (@1capplegate) November 20, 2014

Keyword: a haunting, beautiful, dark tale


Billy Horschel didn't miss too many targets on Thursday at East Lake. @playofffinale PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) September 11, 2014


time to take a stand. the envelope pl... i'm going against the odds. Romney wins w/ around 300. @cnnopinion. the silent majority roars.— Alex Castellanos (@alexcast) November 4, 2012


Hillary and Donald seem to be getting along. Chatting away with a Cardinal Dolan DMZ at the Al Smith Dinner. # MARK SIMONE (@MarkSimoneNY) October 21, 2016


Although if we're honest, the Blair's Christmas card is still better than last year's effort Dean Burnett (@garwboy) December 1, 2014


I would much rather have Donald Trump talking to President Tsai than to Cuba's Raul Castro or Iran's Hasan Rouhani. This is an improvement.— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) December 3, 2016


Man chill y'all damn 😭😭 some random nigga (@youngtravo) February 9, 2015


Incredible India! where rapists are treated as celebrities and rape victims are only subjected to more insults #NirbhayaInsulted— ABHISHEK (@ideblaskar) March 4, 2015


We discuss her "talentless"-ness in our convo; I find nothing wrong w/ a woman choosing porn as a pathway; our convo was in July, pre-JStarr Janet Mock (@janetmock) August 29, 2017


Daughter's reaction to @goldieblox 's awesome Beastie/Rube Goldberg video: "I hope I can build something like that!" Lisa Hryniw (@lisa_hryniw) November 18, 2013


Keyword: the beastie rube goldberg video


Very sorry to say that I have to pull out today. Very disappointed and I am obviously very sorry for any fans... Kei Nishikori (@keinishikori) March 28, 2014


I need a breaking bad helpline. I don't know how to feel.i don't know anything anymore. 😔😞 what can fill this void!!? #goodbyebreakingbad— Jay Sean (@jaysean) September 30, 2013


#BlackLivesMatter protest briefly shuts down southbound 101 near #SFO KPIX 5 (@CBSSF) December 23, 2015


Keyword: they briefly shuts down southbound 101.


"El fantasma del 50 ya está en Brasil", un spot publicitario para deleite de los uruguayos: Mariano Rolando (@MarRolando) December 11, 2013

Keyword: un spot publicitario para deleite de los uruguayos.


Keyword: "el fantasma del 50 ya está en brasil"


#Nepalquake: An estimated 4.6 million people were exposed to the #earthquake shaking UN OCHA Asia Pacific (@OCHAAsiaPac) April 25, 2015


Man shot inside Paris police station. Just announced that terror threat is at highest level. Germany is a total mess-big crime. GET SMART!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 7, 2016


Why has Instagram banned the hashtag 'curvy' that is the most mother flipping ridiculous thing I've heard in a longggg time.— Danielle (@VanierDanielle) July 15, 2015


Wright State University withdraws from hosting presidential debate — TIME.com (@TIME) July 19, 2016

Keyword: hosting the presidential debate


Keyword: mounting costs and security concerns


#SackClarkson #SackJeremyClarkson #BBC If you hit someone at work you should be fired - period @JeremyClarkson @BBC— Pete Lewis (@iampetelewis) March 11, 2015


Kevin Durant called Thunder GM Sam Presti and told him directly of his decision to join the Warriors, league sources tell @TheVertical.— Adrian Wojnarowski (@WojVerticalNBA) July 4, 2016


The WALL, which is already under construction in the form of new renovation of old and existing fences and walls, will continue to be built.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 14, 2017


An inappropriate photo was inadvertantly sent out earlier. We are looking into how this occurred but apologize to anyone who was offended.— Gov. Jack Markell (@GovernorMarkell) September 4, 2014


#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings The Mexican people love me so much they all honor me with paper statues. She's So Mean (@3ambarbie) August 31, 2016


We apologize for the regrettable tweet that went out from our account. Our filtering system failed & we will be more vigilant in the future.— New England Patriots (@Patriots) November 14, 2014


Can't believe Benedict Cumberbatch is engaged. *tries calling him again*— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) November 5, 2014


This is like the 4 billionth most controversial thing said on your own talk show back when you had a career in 1991. Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) September 15, 2017


@jdsutter @CNN theres more important things to worry about #poverty #war #homelessness in nyc why dont u march for that? #ClimateChange— Nicholas (@MyNickyrkelly) September 22, 2014


I don't pretend to know everything about Gloria Steinem (call me a bad feminist, idc).— Sam[antha] (@phasmasam) February 7, 2016


Messi is indisputably the greatest player ever to don a pair of football boots. Don't even attempt to argue the point.— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 18, 2015


Something is going down at The #Louvre 30 National Police vehicles with guns drawn VoiceB0xx (@voiceb0xx) February 3, 2017


Photo of plane that ran off runway on landing @dfwairport @DFWscanner at 8:08 pm @wfaachannel8 @NBCDFW @FOX4 Braxton Bragg (@Searching4Indy) February 24, 2015


.@SpeakerRyan: "There is no agreement." Says POTUS and CoS Kelly called him this AM from Air Force One to talk about DACA— Phil Mattingly (@Phil_Mattingly) September 14, 2017


Where do you live? I only own my first globes dress the one from last year...maybe we can make this happen 💃🏽 Gina Rodriguez (@HereIsGina) January 28, 2016


This is a real achievement: There's no proper skating stadium in Czech Republic, Sablikova trained sliding on foil wearing socks.#CNNSochi— Ivana Kottasová (@IvanaKottasova) February 19, 2014


Keyword: training without proper socks and proper skating stadium


Voted early today. Make sure you vote too: President Obama (@POTUS) October 7, 2016


Look, but you can't touch...until tomorrow. Tune in to @theellenshow! #MagicMikeXXL Channing Tatum (@channingtatum) February 3, 2015


Bill Clinton & Beyonce spotted having some laughs at # Karen Civil (@KarenCivil) September 5, 2016


Jason Pierre-Paul @UDWJPPThat's New York media for yah!! They always want the story first and they got it wrong.3/17/2017, 3:45:04 PM


When will you get to see the new third jersey in action? Find out here: — Tampa Bay Lightning (@TBLightning) September 27, 2014


And the Oprah goes to... jøe jønas (@joejonas) February 23, 2015


On McCoy receipt thing: my understanding is, he was really ticked about service. But org wishes he'd handled it differently. He understands— Les Bowen (@LesBowen) September 8, 2014


The cast and producers of Hamilton, which I hear is highly overrated, should immediately apologize to Mike Pence for their terrible behavior— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 20, 2016

Keyword: the cast and producers of hamilton


Keyword: for their alleged terrible behavior


I am my mothers child ! Have you ever heard of a #fastmetabolism ? Damn, lol it's incredible how the world will judge you 4ANY&EVERYthing— Bobbi Kristina H.G. (@REALbkBrown) March 9, 2014


The world's first pygmy hippo cafe is coming to London this summer: #HappyHippo CafeHippo (@CafeHippo) April 1, 2015

Keyword: the world's first pygmy hippo cafe


.@BulletinAtomic moves the #DoomsdayClock three minutes closer to midnight... But what does it all mean? AJ+ (@ajplus) January 23, 2015

Keyword: three minute closer to midnight


Come for the typewriters, stay for the cookies: @tomhanks makes the most of Los Altos! Los Altos Town Crier (@latc) March 12, 2015


lol Von Miller shot a Snapchat music video with his Yeezy cleats — Alysha Tsuji (@AlyshaTsuji) September 9, 2016


Great @OfficialPanini haul yesterday! Shopkeep even chucked in a loose 20 he had! #gotgotneed Jay Hughes (@jayhughes) May 22, 2014


Tough day to fly to, from or through DFW. 30% of flights have been canceled already. Fog then to Ice. chad myers (@chadmyerscnn) March 4, 2015


Just saying if 16-18 yr olds are grown up enough to travel 5,400 miles around the world..— Maisie Williams (@Maisie_Williams) July 20, 2014


I thought people weren't celebrating? They were cheering all over, even this savage from Orlando. I was right. Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 13, 2016


Sneak peak inside Andy Murray's Cromlix House...bumped into a few famous Scotsman in the corridor @cnnopenc... Christina Macfarlane (@chrissymacCNN) April 23, 2014


Jessica Cheung, 36, has been at Mong Kok since last night. She said the anti-occupy crowd began approaching at noon Wilfred Chan (@wilfredchan) October 3, 2014


If 5'7" Tom Cruise can play 6'5" Jack Reacher, he can stretch a little and play 6'8" James Comey. Steve Goldstein (@alacra1) June 8, 2017


.@realDonaldTrump is a misogynist, compulsive liar, and admitted sexual predator. Attacks on Kirsten are the latest example that no one is safe from this bully. He must resign. Senator Mazie Hirono (@maziehirono) December 12, 2017


The people of Texas need our help and our kindness. Text HARVEY to 90999 to make a $10 donation. @RedCross— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) August 27, 2017


I am bib number one today. That means I will be the first girl EVER to ski jump in an Olympic event. ALL SMILES :)— Sarah Hendrickson (@schendrickson) February 11, 2014


I feel @HillaryClinton will be a great President for the American people and she will make sure that everyone has a voice!— Earvin Magic Johnson (@MagicJohnson) April 12, 2015


Despicable. I hope @KellyannePolls receives the apology she deserves-certainly never thought I'd write that & I mean every word. Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) March 3, 2017


Police intervene #Panathinaikos fans who entered the pitch before the Greek Super League match in Athens, Greece #AA Anadolu Images (@anadoluimages) February 23, 2015


HA. "Matilda is the story of Hermione if she'd been raised by the Dursleys." I can see it.— Mara Wilson (@MaraWritesStuff) September 29, 2015


Endless respect for @ArianaGrande for the courage & dignity she has shown tonight. Going to bed with my ❤ full of love #oneloveManchester— Jessica Taylor (@JessicaLibertyX) June 4, 2017

Keyword: endless respect and a heart full of love


The #AZCardinals have agreed to one-year deals with the #llamasontheloose. Each llama will earn 2,340 lbs of hay. Steve Keim does it again.— Arizona Cardinals (@AZCardinals) February 26, 2015

Keyword: the llamas have one-year deals.


Keyword: each llama will earn 2,340 lbs of hay.


Words can't describe how proud I am of you , you truly are my hero. I love you so much. @JamieLSigler Cutter Dykstra (@CutterDykstra) January 20, 2016


Kim Kardashian tweeted a nude selfie today. If Kim wants us to see a part of her we've never seen,she's gonna have to swallow the camera.— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) March 7, 2016


@rickygervais @Clyde_E_Kitten I would love to permanently erase that smile. May she get all the cancers and diseases that she deserves.— TIGERTIGER (@delrob1a) April 15, 2015


The Cavs have released Edy Tavares. No surprise. He was on a non-guaranteed contract. Roster stands at 19. — Jason Lloyd (@JasonLloydNBA) October 11, 2017


Much needed win for @TorontoRockLax, much unneeded acl tear for myself. Hope I see you in 2015. Good luck boys— Garrett Billings (@gbillings13) April 6, 2014


Classes at Bayside High are canceled for tomorrow. Screech will still be having the prom meeting in the afternoon.— MayorMark (@MayorMark) March 4, 2015


Last day of vacation 'suite' The room is already so loud bc of the wind. Gonna be a long night. #odile #cabo Sarah S. McKinney (@SSinArkansas) September 15, 2014


Lost an irreplaceable friend and colleague Ravindra Ramrattan. Kenyan govt has done nothing serious to improve security. #Westgate6Months— Amos Odero (@OderoGogni) March 17, 2014


"@GoodOlang: @ToshyKin Does it again. When is 'The Nairobians' coming out?" Soon brav.. soon... stay tuned— Tosh Gitonga (@ToshyKin) January 28, 2015


New ceasefire comes into effect. Here is hoping that Syrians can go to bed tonight, safe that they'll wake up 2mrrw The White Helmets (@SyriaCivilDef) September 12, 2016


What's happening to #MemoriesPizza isn't the free market, it's a lynch mob. Cyber bulling isn't the same as taking your business elsewhere.— Savannah (@thesavvy) April 2, 2015


Keyword: what's happening to memoriespizza


@abbylanum We would love to see @Koreanfan_KC in #KC again & get the success he brings the #Royals! #BringBackSungWoo Kansas City Airport (@KCIAirport) October 16, 2014

Keyword: koreanfan_kc brings success to royals


President Trump is once again defying a majority of American citizens, states, and businesses. His offshore drilling proposal threatens our coastal communities, just to prop up a dying fossil fuel industry.— Al Gore (@algore) January 4, 2018


Keyword: american citizens, states, and businesses


All these girls on miss america make me so jealous of their body — Yllzaaa (@YMarku) September 15, 2014


Steve Montador epitomized what a "true pro" is... He will be missed by all #Monty— Mike Rupp (@Rupper17) February 15, 2015


Why isn't the House Intelligence Committee looking into the Bill & Hillary deal that allowed big Uranium to go to Russia, Russian speech....— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 28, 2017


Small asteroid 2014 RC will safely pass Earth by about 25,000 miles/40,000 km Sunday: 2cD2 — NASA (@NASA) September 4, 2014


Stock trading humor.5月份炒股：我吃什么，狗吃什么。6月份炒股：狗吃什么，我吃什么。 7月份炒股：把狗吃了in May dog ate what I ate. In June I ate what dog ate. In July I ate the dog— Bill Bishop (@niubi) July 7, 2015


It's #NationalEatYourVegetablesDay! 🍠🍆🌽🍅Who would dare ask Patrik Baboumian where he gets his protein from? 😉 Animal Equality (@AnimalEquality) 17 June 2016


At #DCprotest some protesters began 2 block an ambulance Organizer shouted at his fellow protesters 2 move & they made way for the ambulance— Athena Jones (@AthenaCNN) December 6, 2014


Ireland also make history today as the 1st to chase down 300+ THREE separate times in World Cup History #cwc15 ICC (@ICC) February 16, 2015


Seventh match pt & No9 seed #Kerber dispatches No5 #Sharapova 7-6 6-4 6-4 & moves into #Wimbledon QF vs Bouchard. Wimbledon (@Wimbledon) July 1, 2014


In other news, all I want to do is watch the #LateLateShow with @JKCorden for the rest of my life. #Corden— Jessica Gonzalez (@jessL_gonzalez) March 24, 2015


Wow can't believe the negative comments it's just sad how so many can be so mean #thxtomytruefans— John Daly (@PGA_JohnDaly) March 14, 2014


We should collectively be fighting for a more open world, not one that promotes hatred and a lack of acceptance.— Cooper Hefner (@cooperhefner) October 19, 2017


After Daniel Pearl's murder, #Edhi himself gently collected Pearl's ten body parts, made sure they were returned to his family in the US.— Fahd Humayun (@fahdhumayun) July 8, 2016


Met this guy the other day in Paris. Now 15 and suing the Obama Administration over climate change. #2degrees— John D. Sutter (@jdsutter) November 30, 2015


Here's what @MittRomney looks like after a long Thanksgiving weekend with our grandkids in San Diego Ann Romney (@AnnDRomney) December 1, 2014


I just keep thinking about #RachelDolezal in the braiding shop getting her hair done. DEDICATION.— Zerlina Maxwell (@ZerlinaMaxwell) June 12, 2015


Goal UK @GoalUKReus slams 'disastrous' Dortmund defending , 7:44:56 AM


it doesn't get more flyera than thatpeak flyera — RMNB (@russianmachine) April 17, 2016


Sal Paolantonio on ESPN: "As one source close to the #Patriots told me, this was Robert Kraft reminding Roger Goodell who he works for."— Rachel Nichols (@Rachel__Nichols) January 27, 2015


So, NOW can we start talking about Cosby in sociopathic terms?— Bob Schooley (@Rschooley) July 6, 2015


Ed Werder @EdwerderespnYes, every cart has a Cowboys player's name on it. HOF players don't cost more. Seem to be randomly assigned , 8:24:38 PM


I’m crying #NetNeutality is trending number 1 in the US because people can’t spell #NetNeutrality 😂😭— How can there be JOY without Jaemin (@Marlenez00) December 14, 2017


selena gomez just posted justin bieber's old nudes on her instagram and i'm dying 😂— sierra (@sierranicoleee5) August 28, 2017


Overwhelming expressions of love & admiration for Maria today. The news has come as such a shock to our whole Team and is still sinking in— Marussia F1 Team (@Marussia_F1Team) October 11, 2013

Keyword: expressions of love & admiration


Rep. Elijah Cummings: President Trump should be focused on investigating voter suppression instead of voter fraud CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) January 27, 2017


Keyword: investigating voter suppression


Latino Twitter not happy w/ Pence. Pissed as hell w/ "You whipped out that Mexican thing" comment. Metio la pata. (Stuck his foot in mouth).— Ana Navarro (@ananavarro) October 5, 2016


Logan Couture's teeth have probably seen better days. Adam Gretz (@AGretz) January 18, 2015


WATCH: @kobebryant hopes Steven Gerrard can bring another title to Los Angeles: #StevieLAG LA Galaxy (@LAGalaxy) January 7, 2015


"You're born with love, you learn hatred, that was something I learnt that day" - Eto'o on Zaragoza incident #CNNFC CNN Football Club (@CNNFC) March 9, 2015


Appreciate the congrats for being right on radical Islamic terrorism, I don't want congrats, I want toughness & vigilance. We must be smart!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 12, 2016


WOW!! I just won the Olympics!! Bringing back the first Gold here to the USA! Love seeing all the support from everyone YOU RULE!!— sage kotsenburg (@sagekotsenburg) February 8, 2014


This one hurts. Loved Prince. Why do so many greats die so young? Damon Wayans Yunior? (@wayansjr) April 21, 2016


We are a country founded on egalitarian principles & should never accept the notion of membership in a defined class-- upper, middle, or low.— Jim Webb (@JimWebbUSA) January 21, 2015

Keyword: egalitarian principles and class mobility


Keyword: we should never be defined by class.


The Democrats have said some of the worst things about James Comey, including the fact that he should be fired, but now they play so sad!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 10, 2017


This is my lunch. I'm in high school. #ThanksMichelleObama Maya Wuertz (@wuertznightmare) November 17, 2014


Who is this? She has greeted everyone at Trumps golf club and T Tower. No snark just wondering. Tom Colicchio (@tomcolicchio) November 29, 2016


Thought this was a pic of Santa on vacation but it's actually David Letterman 1 John Breech (@johnbreech) March 23, 2016

Keyword: his round, rosy cheeks and big white beard


Jennifer Lopez Made the AMAs Her Very Own Fashion Show: Bodysuits! Sparkly dresses! And LOTS of skin. Lynn Steveson (@LynnSteveson) November 23, 2015

Keyword: body suits, sparkly dresses, and lots of skin.


Only reason we should ever lift sanctions on #Putin is if he meets conditions of sanctions & ends violations of #ukraine sovereignty. MR— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) February 5, 2017


2 days ago we walked along the marina happy with not a care in the world. Today I'm shocked and saddened. #Odile Sarah S. McKinney (@SSinArkansas) September 15, 2014


Somewhere in Hollywood right now there is probably conversations going on re: turning Pizza Rat into a kids' property, and I am not kidding— Andrew Wallenstein (@awallenstein) September 21, 2015


..."collusion," which doesn't exist. The Dems are using this terrible (and bad for our country) Witch Hunt for evil politics, but the R's...— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 29, 2017


Russia has never tried to use leverage over me. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH RUSSIA - NO DEALS, NO LOANS, NO NOTHING!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 11, 2017


Working all the angles. Took this #selfie while investigating an area with hydrated minerals c Curiosity Rover (@MarsCuriosity) August 19, 2015


Southampton born Gary Hunt wins second in Red Bull Cliff Diving comp... On Demand News (@ODN) September 21, 2014


Yea so the original nwo just stepped in the ring on wwe @HulkHogan @SCOTTHALLNWO @RealKevinNash I just chills wow #awesome— Seth Gamble (@SethGamblexxx) August 12, 2014

Keyword: @hulkhogan, @scotthallnwo, and @realkevinnash.


Coach Sullivan: "We had a lot of guys who were banged up. They played through a lot to win the Stanley Cup."— Pittsburgh Penguins (@penguins) June 16, 2016


Dear most of Hollywood, this is happening. You cannot sweep this under the rug. Support vocally or you will forever have an * in history. rose mcgowan (@rosemcgowan) October 10, 2017


Keyword: she is asking for support vocally


Counted at least 30 walkouts within first 30 mins of the unwatchable SWISS ARMY MAN before I bailed myself at 40-minute mark. DO NOT SEE IT.— Jeff Sneider (@TheInSneider) January 22, 2016


We've had a bad run against the Europeans and it's time to turn the tides - Tom Watson (@TomWatsonPGA) September 1, 2014


Everybody's furious about #U2 being RS's top album of 2014. But you know what? This is why I love @RollingStone, they don't give a damn.— Maciek Smółka (@macieksmolka) December 1, 2014


Civilians in #Yemen 'willfully abandoned to misery,' says Ban, urging political solution UN News Centre (@UN_News_Centre) April 9, 2015


#NORAD F-15 fighter jets are currently escorting an unresponsive small aircraft over the Atlantic, possible hypoxia. More to follow.— NORAD & USNORTHCOM (@NoradNorthcom) September 5, 2014


I really think a part of me believes that if I warm up to @Beyonce enough times before @DearEvanHansen, I will conjure her. #PleaseCome— Ben Platt (@BenSPLATT) August 2, 2017

Keyword: that he will warm up to beyonce.


Beautiful!#ProudDad #ProudGrandDad #Beyonce Mathew Knowles (@MathewKnowles) July 14, 2017


Sign vs Sign at Phoenix #Mosque. One side anti-Islam another side professing religious tolerance. #America Sara Sidner (@sarasidnerCNN) May 30, 2015


Thomas Jefferson wrote the Senate filibuster rule. Harry Reid & Obama killed it yesterday. Rule was in effect for over 200 years.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 22, 2013


To the master of modern design. An icon. A legend. We'll always remember Michael Graves. Target News (@TargetNews) March 12, 2015


JDC is working with at-risk children throughout #Israel during this difficult time. More: The Joint (JDC) (@TheJDC) July 18, 2014


#NatalieCole, sister beloved & of substance and sound. May her soul rest in peace. #Inseperable Rev Jesse Jackson Sr (@RevJJackson) January 1, 2016


HB ➡ Yogi ➡ Buckets@HBarnes finds Ferrell in the corner to knock down the triple! #MFFL 0 — FOX Sports Southwest (@FOXSportsSW) December 19, 2017


Our thoughts go out to @CDOlimpia and the friends and family of Arnold Peralta. #MantenteFuerte Seattle Sounders FC (@SoundersFC) December 11, 2015

Keyword: friends and family of arnod peralta


@Obj_3 As your boy @Drake would say "trigger finger turn to Twitter finger's" huh? I'm not Guna sub Tweet you Ima @ You. So wassup? — *Joshua R. Norman (@J_No24) March 25, 2016


STAY ACTIVE, STAY SHARP! Sébastien Foucan (@SebastienFoucan) November 8, 2013


Let's see some biting memes!! #worldcup #suarez ChristopherDReed (@Chrisreed619) June 24, 2014


Rose McGowan BLASTS Ray Rice Halloween costume TMZ (@TMZ) October 23, 2014


Keyword: a professional football player.


House Democrats want a SHUTDOWN for the holidays in order to distract from the very popular, just passed, Tax Cuts. House Republicans, don't let this happen. Pass the C.R. TODAY and keep our Government OPEN!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 21, 2017


Literally my dad screamed @ me when this happened. Ty @mashable @Snapchat 4 driving it home once more. #callyourmom Jeff Petriello ⊙▂⊙ (@thebeff) February 23, 2015


S/O to my bro @DJMustard for matching my donation to Flint -- let's keep raising money for them donate here: Big Sean (@BigSean) January 26, 2016


Transit Police SGT and PO deliver baby on Market Frankford El train!!!! WOOHOO!!! Now that's a Christmas gift!!!— Thomas J. Nestel III (@TNestel3) December 25, 2014


Thankful to be alive, full of admiration for the way Kenyan citizens responded, but concerned re ongoing terrorist threat. #Westgate6Months— Sarah Holmes (@holmespest) March 20, 2014


Apple Daily: 1400 ppl still queuing outside a Taikoo Shing polling station. Voting may not end until 3am #Legco2016 Varsity CUHK (@varsitycuhk) September 4, 2016


Don't miss me preforming and debuting my new song on Macy's 4th of July Fireworks spectacular TOMORROW night on #NBC at 8pm!!! # Jennifer Lopez (@JLo) July 3, 2017


Maybe #Apple shouldn’t have let their livestream crew also run the #iPhone preorder release.— Ben Bartlett (@BenCBartlett) September 12, 2014


“Look, I supported the crime bill,” Clinton admitted. “My husband has apologized. He was the president.”— Jesus (@yourmumsaraver) April 15, 2016


#IfIDieInPoliceCustody Don't spread photos of my body on social media. Constantly consuming images of violence on black bodies is traumatic.— Andrew Brennen (@aebrennen) July 17, 2015

Keyword: because of the potential for undeserved violence.


Keyword: the media would take it and share it.


In addition to Pat Riley, it is believed Miami's Erik Spoelstra, Mickey Arison and Dwyane Wade will attend today's meeting with LeBron James— Chris Broussard (@Chris_Broussard) July 9, 2014


"It's a tragedy. It's an outrage. And if deliberate, it's a war crime" Exec Dir Tony Lake on #Syria school attacks UNICEF (@UNICEF) October 27, 2016


CollegeFootballTalk @CFTalkWazzu hires Jeff Phelps to coach D-line , 7:31:26 PM


Beauitful scene made me cry #FastFurious7 #PaulWalkerTribute Becks Stoneman (@Becks_katie) April 5, 2015


Keyword: she was upset about paul walker.


Ben Ainslie was sailing by Necker Island, boat had mechanical trouble so we helped rescue him! Richard Branson (@richardbranson) January 12, 2015


No one should forget that you were the first one who broke the silence. Anyone who tries to diminish your work is a troll and an enemy of the movement. You gave me the courage to speak out. I am on your side until I die.— Asia Argento (@AsiaArgento) January 7, 2018


Via @TheMMQB, Bruce Arians says parents who won't let their kids play football "are fools" u …. Oh really? — Greg A. Bedard (@GregABedard) March 24, 2016


Obama on Trump missing #WHCD: "Is he at home eating a Trump steak, tweeting out insults to Angela Merkel?" CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) May 1, 2016


Survivors of sexual assault have to watch every day as the legal system calls them liars and denies their truth. It is an unimaginable grind— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) June 17, 2017


Chelsea U12s beat PSG to win the Premier League Christmas Truce Tournament in Ypres: Premier League (@premierleague) December 16, 2014


Zoe Saldana is trending because she wore blackness as a costume. Yukio Strachan (@boldandworthy) March 1, 2016


Kindly Pray for Egyptair Flight MS804...i have a friend on that plane— Mohamed Khalf (@MeMo751) May 19, 2016


Black students @UVA show love and solidarity for each other in a crisis. If one of us hurts, we all hurt. #JusticeForMartese— T-Rawwww (@teeBeeEnn) March 18, 2015


@kanyewest do they need to bring their dna results to the call or.....— Bri Malandro (@BriMalandro) September 3, 2016


Rodgers said Wilson is interested in maintaining a relationship with Rangers and ties to MLB; this would be fun for him, Rodgers said.— Jon Morosi (@jonmorosi) February 03, 2014


if Beyoncé and Jay z split life will not be worth living anymore — millie (@millieereed) July 23, 2014


Keyword: life would not be worth living.


We will not let these deplorable and cowardly acts of violence ruin #OurCity.— Mayor Rawlings-Blake (@MayorSRB) April 28, 2015


I'm told, by multiple sources now, LeBron agent Rich Paul told Cavs he's impressed w what they've done and what they can still do to roster.— Sam Amico (@SamAmicoFSO) July 7, 2014


Would Susan Sarandon wear this to a funeral? No.It was thus horribly inappropriate for an In Memoriam tribute. Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 3, 2016


So when the left make homophobic comments on national TV 2 millions it's 👌🏼but say something about a woman in Private it's BAD? #FireColbert— Bkitaliano72 (@bkitaliano) May 3, 2017


Keyword: something about a woman in private


How come it wasn't a problem when Future had his other children around Ciara but it's a problem for her son to be around HER HUSBAND— Caline (@Ci_so_lowkey) March 7, 2017


Please share story w/ #KoreanWar vets/families.Trying to connect photos to families. Thx @DandC @KodakDI 1 @USATODAY— _Tiana_ (@_Tiana_) July 26, 2014


Nature does dams too. They are just sliiiightly smaller than the ones I saw upstream. #endangeredriver John D. Sutter (@jdsutter) June 23, 2014


Keyword: the one in question is smaller.


Just had lunch where Eusebio used to come all the time. Adega da Tia Matilde. This places has so many stories... Duarte Mendonça (@DuarteMendonca) January 6, 2014


I'm crushed... Praying for all those affected by Vegas last night.And now the loss of one of my great influences Tom Petty today.-JBJ Bon Jovi (@BonJovi) October 2, 2017


In regards to my new career as head ref for #OSUvsORE - Hey, I don't have a series any more - I had to do something. #OSUvsORE— Bob Newhart (@BobNewhart) January 13, 2015


I am so sad to hear about Mychael Knight. When he appeared on #ProjectRunway he was the sweetest guy, full of life, ambition & talent. #rip— Andy Cohen (@Andy) October 17, 2017


Keyword: knight appeared on project runway.


People here are cutting back on groceries to make ends meet. Less water means less farm work. #endangeredriver John D. Sutter (@jdsutter) June 18, 2014


Look No.17 ... Fashion Weekend Gambia ... Noir Noir Style (@NoirStyleAfrica) December 15, 2014


Terrible terrible news damn #prodigy no words. Im live on shade 45 sirius xm right now tune in we gonna talk all things P— Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) June 20, 2017


Goal UK @GoalUKPoints difference nowhere to be seen - Zidane salutes spirited Osasuna , 7:36:06 AM


Jim Weber @JimMWeberAs much as I love Leach, ripping SEC offenses after putting 12 points up on Minnesota in the bowl game prolly isn't the best time to speak.1/19/2017, 7:42:07 PM


No woman should be silenced from speaking up. No woman should be forced to work with her abuser. #FreeKesha Feminist Culture (@feministculture) February 20, 2016


Death toll from #Aug15 airstrikes on Abs hospital includes AbdulKareem alHakeemi, an @MSF staffer who died from injuries caused by the blast— أطباء بلا حدود-اليمن (@msf_yemen) August 16, 2016


Detroiter walks 21 miles in work commute Detroit Free Press (@freep) February 1, 2015


Ian Rapoport @RapSheetAmazing shade from Willie! , 5:19:04 PM


The most insane ego statement Kanye ever made is that he made Taylor Swift famous.— Jim Adair (@jimadair3) February 11, 2016


Greetings Tweetarians! I have just landed on your Planet. This could be my last Tweet.— Jerry Seinfeld (@JerrySeinfeld) July 15, 2011


Is it bad that every time a celeb of a certain age trends, my first thought is "OH NO, THE 2016 DEATH CURSE HAS STRUCK AGAIN"?— Kate Brennan (@kate_brennan) May 26, 2016


Wouldn't, in a just world, the punishment for Britt McHenry be working at a tow yard for a week? Get some empathy & respect for hard work?— Dave Zirin (@EdgeofSports) April 16, 2015


I've never posted any photo of me doing anything ! This is someone trying to tarnish and make a horrible name for MYSELf. People are insane— Bobbi Kristina H.G. (@REALbkBrown) July 15, 2014


Still hoping #Jelena 😂😂😂😂😂😍— Maggots 🐛 (@gogecago) October 26, 2017


Just got home from the #newSAT Jonathan Felizola (@TanglyUnicorn97) March 5, 2016


.@alo_oficial crashed before turn 4. The ambulance had to access in #Circuit tracks but Alonso is ok and conscious #F1— Circuit BCN-CAT EN (@Circuitcat_eng) February 22, 2015


"The Line". Maybe moved 100 ft in an hour + and made two arrests that we saw...but the street cleared #OneBaltimore Chris Cuomo (@ChrisCuomo) April 29, 2015


So Charlie from @GreenpeaceUK came to talk to us about why they were protesting! THANK YOU - we understand it now NetleyPrimary (@NetleyPrimary) May 19, 2016


Steve Kerr updates his health status, says symptoms have worsened, he will not coach tomorrow and status unknown beyond Anthony Slater (@anthonyVslater) April 23, 2017


EMTs and paramedics pronaunce 4 20 y/os dead. 15 wounded: one severly injured evacuated, four moderetly and 10 lightly Magen David Adom (@Mdais) January 8, 2017


Selena Gomez: Send NUDESJustin Bieber: *sent*Selena Gomez : *Post on Instagram*— 25th (@el_litratista) August 28, 2017


Ordered silent yesterday. Now I can comment: The story I wrote was awful. Tasteless. Mean. Bosses felt it was inexcusable. They fired me.— Victor Paul Alvarez (@vpaulalvarez) January 15, 2015


Wow. Now this is actually a GREAT suggestion. I kinda want an unknown tho. But this girl is 🙌 NICKI MINAJ (@NICKIMINAJ) September 29, 2015


Keyword: it's actually a great suggestion.


INSTAGRAM IS DEAD TOO BASICALLY THIS IS THE APOCALYPSE THANK GOD I HAVE CANNED PEACHES AND A SLINGSHOT IN THE HOUSE.— Felicia Day (@feliciaday) January 27, 2015


Keyword: i have canned peaches and a slingshot


Cavaliers want to unload Jarrett Jack's $6M annual deal to clear space, without touching Anderson Varejao -- a LeBron James favorite.— Adrian Wojnarowski (@WojYahooNBA) July 7, 2014


It gets lengthy but I feel the message is important to get across for ME. I don't write these about anyone per say but they are feelings— Khloé (@khloekardashian) April 10, 2016


The Notorious B.I.G's wit and skills are timeless, just ask @rickyrozay! Share your love for #Biggie w/ us using #BIGGIE20! 🙏🏾 BET (@BET) March 9, 2017


🎆 #2018Prediction 2: More than one major player (cough*Charter*cough) will enter wireless space. ‘cause if you don’t feel abused enough by AT&T, Verizon or Comcast, Charter will surely do the job. John Legere (@JohnLegere) December 28, 2017


A quick sketch of "Tears" (Man Ray) from @twitter! #vine #magic Ian Padgham (@origiful) January 24, 2013


If u not familiar with my music check out some of my videos they r pretty cool 2 👀 then head 2 iTunes U won't be disappointed— Missy Elliott (@MissyElliott) February 2, 2015


Thank you to all those who have sent me lovely messages of support. You've helped drown out the bigots & empowered me to keep fighting.— Mariam Veiszadeh (@MariamVeiszadeh) February 26, 2015