As of 11:59pm tonight(like yeah set ya alarm) the Victorian Government is highly recommending that we wear masks, not that it is being enforced by the gutless wonders to make it mandatory..... Wouldn't be a State Election in a few months to influence their decision


So tired of @canadapostcorp being so unreliable. Mail in my neighborhood has been delivered. Except at my house. Maybe I don't have anything today? Well, sure except the tracking says OUT FOR DELIVERY. Where is it Canada Post? If I was this bad at my job I would be fired


imagine the purge siren rings tonight in amaerica


If you vehemently agree with depopulation, you know where you can start


But luckily I found the one for me


I should have expected the pic I didn't want to post to get seen a lot.


Awwww happy birthday @user . Presh’s baby, God bless you sir


I think I want to study in Italy


anyone else’s birth control make them super sleepy in the middle of the day?


Pretty happy I just donated to the @ninaturner campaign. Just imagine having Nina and @CoriBush in Congress together. Can't fuckin wait.


im just glad that mmm era is finally over


My Florida water came today


My phone is drier than the Sahara desert


My new manager makes me not want to leave this place anymore


I have volunteered to work in the supermarket petrol station shop tomorrow evening. Eek I hope it’s ok


Cant sleep, Josuke being a pretty, sexy front man of a music group keeps running through my head.


Even if you don’t want Sora in Smash, can you at least admit his music would go hard


I love recipes that are high reward for low effort. @Nigella_Lawson linguine with chilli, crab, & watercress is the epitome of that (so long as one uses dressed crab!). Utterly delicious, and very simple


I'm still yawning this morning but feeling pretty good.


How did no Prem team snap up Rui Patricio? £10.2 mil


Okay but a fever you can’t sweat out is so underrated. It has such amazing concepts and the music


hes playing theviolin bc im back


Good Afternoon Psalms 130:5 "I wait for the LORD, my soul doth wait, and in his word do I hope." May God Bless You


I’m really sad that HS despite being used as a punching bag in fw etc , this fandom still think we have no right to be mad? All we are asking is some appreciation from the co to give us something but we get nothing for him. I’m starting to lose interest tbh.


Man Kayden won’t even let me be nauseous in peace


August 10th


It’s all about clicks. What generates the most clicks? Insane sounding bullshit. Never-ending fight for clicks and never-ending flow of insane sounding bullshit that after further investigation is 94.7% bullshit. Add a famous, ideally “controversial” person, even more clicks!


Apparently free speech doesn’t exist anymore. Even when you are trying to defend your family.


Ohhhh imma do my makeup for my date tomorrow ... haven’t done that in awhile


$SPY urgent news biden taking a nap


Silence ringing inside my head


As far as that vaccine goes do you,who are liberal or GOP trust the democrats of today? They are no longer the ones of yesterday I had been until Reagan, I changed, another great. My favorite along with now ..Sir Trump! Whoopee! Giggling


Ben need to stop lookin so damn fine in these gym pictures .. I’m bout to change gyms


Thanks AleeRoomeero for the follow! We’re on Facebook too! Join our group: my dog my bff we’d love to see pics and stories of your BFF


Buffalo +4.5 me pleaseeee


I've opened the wiki of a certain game and am greeted with overly complicated lore ideas out of nowhere


Marseille have score some good goals


Chocolate people are a different breed


High school basketball in Indiana just hits different


4 yards


we is littttt for freaknik


This nfl trade deadline was dead af


AJ looking down his nose at them all there! #ImACeleb #ImACelebrity


i made grilled cheese sanwich, i failed


Can’t help the improvised if you living in poverty


woke up sick but i can’t call off bc i’m still in my probationary period


friendly reminder (pt 2) its okay to admit youre in the wrong in an argument ^_^ not me tho im right 100% of the time


Them: Why don’t you date? You’re pretty Me: Mind ya business


Best way for me to lose weight is date an avoidant guy for six months I’ll be a skinny fucking legend


One thing about me imma make sure everybody around me up when i get up


I'm really sad to not be going to the Stray Kids concert but what could I do... I guess i'll just have to wait till the day they come to Canada, if that ever happens


Wow. Like just today has destroyed my mental health


I wonder if @user still uses him HomePod?! Bcz if not he need to mail it to me


I need a new phone and none of these 36 month contracts make sense. And the monthly payment ke instalment ya Datsun. When did we get here?


Yesssssir that fresh cut a diff type of boost


like this and retweet if ur not sleeping till they post something


I Be Wanting To Switch Salons Or Jobs In General But I Always Do This When I Get Bored


34 years cavity free


Yas! Excited for my tax refund


HAVE U FOUND WHAT UR LOOKING FOORRRR


Need a date to the shrek rave


Don't forget to pray before sleep..


I miss Linda


#4YearsForసరైనోడు Mass orra mass


i was telling @user that the lox we got are shitty because they taste like nothing & she reminded me that i have covid


Same cultured marble coffee table, same beige and brown sofa, but a different tacky christmas arrangement. She must have forgotten the coffee table and sofa are also in the glitter sticks pic...


Quiero dumplings 24/7


that gif got me crying


Proper wish I was in malta with my family right now..


Plane tix for RASP booked.


it’s capricorn szn...so why do i keep getting bad luck


The Kissing Booth season 3 naaaa!!


I'm gonna say it, I'm glad mtg 30 has been a disaster. Maybe now wotc will realize how tone deaf they have been to their consumers


Can I vent about the hot water problem which is really a cold water problem in our apartment? Last year the landlord replaced the boiler so there is only one for both the heat and hot water so now whenever the heat is on we probably don't have hot water.


Point me in the direction of someone with a PhD, I have questions


I do not like seeing my friends hurting and I can’t do anything


Im obsessed with adding things to online carts that I’m never gonna buy


Damn lil brudda having a jitt


waxxx tomorrow


The house is nearly done & I couldn’t feel any happier or prouder than I do right now


Dont care if i have good trio or no next is solo fncs and grind brings everything u need


I been waking up at 4am lately… It feels wonderful tbh


Can someone tell @ArielRebel you don't put limes in a @corona


Both our hair done , now all I really got to do is find her a bathing suit and a shoe to go with her dress and we set for the trip


Been loving how cool nights in Lagos have been


mamma mia stans unite!!! who’s sophie’s dad and why?


Cos me and u dey laugh no mean say I forgot what u did to me


Dan Rather doesn't believe walls work. Maybe he thinks prisons have them for decoration?


Just Hopped In My Old Gms Inbox!! You Ain’t My Boss No More..


#sapnapappreciationday we love you Sapnap


Let me remind y’all that the definition of loyalty does not stop at being faithful to a person, a lot of y’all don’t know how to be loyal to your oaths, commitment or obligations but screaming about your loyalty


Shawrry for adopt a light losing??


SUCCESS IS THA BEST REVENGE


Ion know why the bitch so mad


Since i can still apply for leave for eid this week, i choose tomorrow cause it's kogyeol's birthday!!!


I kinda don’t even want it anymore


I’m so sorry but it’s kinda funny to me how blackpink are going to Denmark and not Sweden, it’s such a win for us bc we never get recognised for anything but here we are


Had me shy asf


i finally posted a normal tiktok


I’ll never forgive society for making me I secure bout my lips


My life has become either calling out of work bc I don’t feel well or leaving early bc I don’t feel well


This bitch eating butter talking about “carnivore diet”


I’ll b in Las Vegas tomorrow


I want my future marriage to exhibit something so great that my kids have something to look up too something to model


non refundable vendor fees are a red flag


Tonight I want to thank Elliot Page for making everyone on the planet gay


Y’all set alarms for 2:22 huh


The money my music brought in is a blessing but it’s nun compared to the relationships I made with it


Call her Cinderella- she loves balls


i’m def going to be financially free by 25


Pray for china


Getting summoned for jury duty is really the straw that’s breaking this camels back


Going to Kohl’s anybody need sumn ?


I just know MGK has to be packing because what


I want a #CryptoBullSociety NFT !!


My boyfriend is the best person


When I find the one you won't even know if I am dating


I can smell weed and it reminded me of festivals and now I'm sad


Kendrick Lamar next album better be his best one! Got us waiting 4 years


Why tf would Kaku pull up on Zoro?


Chubbs so overprotective over his siblings & I’m more than sure dunnie will be too i can already tell


Hood niggas always trying to pull up on you like no, take me out on a date wtf


So rude of them to put klee right after eula i want to roll for both


These pork chops I just took off the grill pressure


Alex’s grandma came through with the mole


Bro... mf don’t be thinking


I wanna drink ! But I gots work tonight


So grateful that I only have to work 3 days out the week. Zuri and I have really been bonding


oh, you're an ally?? kiss me right now then


This mercury retrograde is fucking testing me I swear


Hey. Stop. Take a second and have a sip of water. .. .. .. There ya go, now keep scrolling & enjoying your time on twitter dot com


If I hear another one of those qUiRkY oG mInEcRaFt PlAyErS complain about the new Java snapshots for the cave update, I will hope a creeper spawns in y’all’s houses.


I shoulda been a detective everything I peep turns out to be tru Nd I’m too nice at among us


After watching Let There Be Carnage and No Way Home, I gotta say, that Venom joke in the #Morbius trailer is more confusing than hilarious now....


jordan from all american can like get it


Wait my aunts live in cali…what if i stay with them


Making me sleepy


It’s one of those “I would like to perceive and be perceived” kind of days


I’m so upset about this damn dress!


Keyshia Cole will always be one of my favorite r&b singers


Laundry day complete.


Ari always fucking with me


Some people only stick around because they wanna see you fail


It really be the smallest thingsssss


How can I transfer money that is in my mind to my bank account......Good morning


alone with her in the back rn. sobrang awkward


semi survived dentist appointment


So you’re telling me Kansas City isn’t in Kansas??


the movie I just watched didnt end right and I'm angry abt it


for the bureaucrat, the beauty blender is a one-eyed object to be manipulated by him


Now I’m up & ready to make these stuffed cheese burgers & French friesssss


If you go up north and you decide you hang around old people (read any people) immediately, you might be the end of them. Case study: Italy. Old people and this virus don't vibe well.


Bottomless mimosas on a Tuesday


A lot was happening in #CrazyLoveEp14.


I aint never been this sober before


What is this Nini’s business ?


NYC Trip was much needed....back to the hot weather, 23 wild fires, phase 1, and ratchetnessnessness in L.A.


i am finally giving in and getting animal crossing


Sooooo who ain’t know that the tea bag strings is like perfect height to put your tea cup on the tab so your tea seeps perfectly from top to bottom


Just posted a bunch of new content on OF & LF! Easy to follow steps to please Me after new content is posted: 1. Like all posts 2. Comment on 3 3. Tip your favorite 2 And of course, nothings stopping you from commenting on and tipping them all


I gave my 3DS And all the games for it to my partner's sister a couple of years ago. But I miss tomodachi life. Considering looking for another DS and copy of tomodachi life eventually..


These Black Forest juicy burst fruit snacks fire


Yall I been taking Phucemol for the past 2 days and idgaf about nothing life has been amazing!


Bleach the movie but in Japanese


These Costco gas line are absolutely ridiculoussss


box dye said


What's that? It's too late to start with any academic work? You're so right, i should watch a movie, thanks


remember when everyone used to go around saying stay hydrated all the time yeah wtf was that


How can I get Sayu without getting Yoimiya?


No one is even talking about Bayern Munich for winning the league tonight. Y’all tired of the same shii every year


You won’t feel cheated,


I need to get pit of this house I feel like I haven’t seen anyone in so long


Baking all day! My place smells amazing


*Employees packing they bag* Boss: you can leave early The clock: 4:59


Lord prove me wrong amen


Hence why I believe more NFL coaches and front office executives will be more open to college football. It's beginning to look more like Pro football.


Sometimes the search process can be really frustrating. I presented an offer to a broker last week that included a short term holdback tied to their #1 customer (~38% of total revenue). The broker said it was "more than reasonable". He presents it to the buyer and


Polo is crate trained


Taking her on a date to get the Travis Scott meal


#writingcommmunity Help with comps please: despite reading widely I can’t seem to nail them down. My story is commercial fic, dual POV, complex family relationship between parent and child, inter generational trauma, and there’s even a faux engagement or two in there


Currently texting my ex-bestfriend


u ask a man to have the gps going whole time he googling who voices Cartman


Great Luck To The Celtics 2Night


some people don't love you fr they know you're a good person and they need you.. once you give them that attention.. Omo, before you open your eyes they don disappear.


To all baby that babies other peoples baby Ogun go kill u


why can’t i doordash a bottle of wine


A glass of Four Roses when I get home sounds heavenly


Lol y’all ain’t herd about them Yates boys


I would like to send @CodyRhodes an email…help make this happen


I’ve been wondering why I’ve been so tired today like I didn’t stay up till 5 am last night and had to go to work at 9


why are aries men LIKE THAT


i finished episode 3 of arcane. What The Fuck!


Daiya 277 i swear to fucken god


I thought you into my life, wow look at my mind


Meanwhile can somebody show me where college dependents would be eligible for ms.stimmy because my research shows differently


I want some fried ravioli


Just Nobara


And yes I’m talking to you


Seen so many tweets of people jealous of influencers acting like they wouldn’t do the exact same thing if they could afford it


I was supposed to see @JanetJackson next month.


Raasta by Karakoram has been on repeat all day. Whattay beautiful song


Don't suppose anybody from @user have got a spare programme they want to give away before they head off?


Nobody wana see us together.....


2020 got my neighbour jogging like #newvirusnewme


the night when the stars light up my room, i sit by myself, talking to the moon...


I’m a helicopter dog mom


Why I just start watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians from season 1?


ACCOUNTS THAT ARE READY TO GROW DROP YOUR HANDLE BELOW #400GainChallenge #DaGoatRonaldH


Watching #SquidGame


Nuggets from Wendys with homemade Mac&cheese


i have a feeling wonwoo is next


Not to brag or anything but I just ran a 1/2 mile in 4:45... fastest I’ve ever ran one


I've found out from a reliable source that the government are going to ban the sale of Alcohol from Thursday, to stop people having gatherings at home. They aren't really, but I thought if this rumour got out, there wouldn't be room in trollies for bog roll.................


Putting the past in the past and leaving it there ! Except this one


Backwood full of YEAAAA yours filled w NAH


My pecan pie had chocolate chips on it and I’m in heaven


White Money and crayfish


Let’s hope foden can actually step up on the biggest stage tonight - invisible in the champions league big games and was invisible in the euros hence why he got dropped after two games I hope tonight is his night to shine as he’s a hell of a talent


Playing some Genshin Impact at about 8pm EST tonight! (A little over an hour from now)


The energy ain’t gotta come from home base as long as u get it


I don't cheat, I take naps


Well, according to my mother the way I spelled “Lennie” is the boys way.. So it’s now Lynnie


Ain’t nobody have u like i did


the way i only have 1 5 stars weapon on main and i actually pay there


Genuine question: How do conjoined twins get an ID? They are two seperate people with seperate names but are joined together by a deformity that they did not ask for


If you don’t eat assss , we won’t lastttt .


ive never been this mentally exhausted


First event of summer booked


this girl at work was like “Omg you were so fat back in March how did you lose all that weight?” …idk man maybe she and HR can figure my weightloss secret out together when she calls her in there.


My body really pick and choose what it allows me to eat on whatever day it feel like it that’s anything


I'm paying out the ass for it but I can genuinely say I like school and the people I'm doing it with. Tuned in to class hella late and felt so wistful that I wasn't there the whole time cuz the activity we were doing was just so fun and my group was so cool


my friends are watching me struggle on disc


Please don’t ruin our conversation by asking to ft.. now I gotta stop replying


Got 8 new pairs of nice jeans coming in and just bought some more clothes and shoes. This is me with out my medications


Don’t let heartbreak go to waste. Write a song


Luwhop make the best love songs


broke my second iPhone charger in a week


Cities that are hilly ain’t a vibe esp in hot countries that’s why I’m avoiding Lisbon like the plague. Seoul is also very hilly


When Barbz start to ignore the help / other fandoms & just report instead of giving them the attention they crave for will be when Barbz will look like a mature & unproblematic fandom & will make Nicki proud


i’m saur sad !!!


Guys playing video game is the funniest shot


I can’t believe how dumb a nigga has been


That’s cute that some of my friends are retiring at 35, in my country ppl never retire


Horny gold members who weren’t in the TC giving that creature tickets


Scrolling through the gallery of an old photo wasnt a good idea


Always love catching up with friends


Dean said they should take the letters and numbers to the ocean and talk to the whales


can’t stop thinking about the throat singing in the sardaukar scene in Dune


straight up peanut butter on a spoon in my mouth


Got my pc up and running! Down to play games tonight but I’m 169% a noob, so if anyone is patient enough, let’s play something


I have the mickey mouse club house song stuck in my head


taking a small break from smoking but that doesn’t mean i don’t want an edible


Joe picking Kamala as his VP is the news I needed today.


Small team heading to Launceston tonight. Savs Finale was very good last start and will be camped behind the speed and if they over do it can finish over the top. Lucky Lil is going well this prep but back in trip probably doesn’t suit. Good luck to all connections


As trivial as “see you in 2021” might sound , it’s a fuCking deep statement. I pray and hope I see you


if u fucking on any and everybody while you’re pregnant you’re a threat to society


Seasonal depression kicking in


y’all scare me


. @user is the Axie of SOL? tbh it’s just addictive lol ima buy more


I always seem to have logged off twitter when BWFC do their MOTM poll so I'm gonna call it early & say @lloyd_isgrove for MOTM even on top of those who scored or set goals up. Never stopped all night!!


hobi n i laughing at anything n everything yoongi does


My baby gone enjoy his birthday resort booked


I know ima rockstar and that’s on everything


I've been thinking about going to buy chocolate for an hour now but it's almost 10:30 pm and I'm too lazy


and to think i was ever gonna name fatboy thunder


Guys that deny their babes just to get another girl


//Guess who has a whole sweet week of leave


You may not see it you may not notice it, but God’s timing is the best


i managed to convince @user to watch the promised neverland everyone wish her luck on the emotional rollercoaster she’s about to embark on


Brainstorming my next tattoo, im exciteddddd cause I’m doing a big piece


So school is starting and I'm having a literal panick attack! I don't know where any of the classrooms are! Aghhhh! I'm done


No i’m seriously not over it it’s 8am and i’m an emotional wreck. I love you. so much. @official__wonho


Thanks to @user my FPS is sky-rocketing! Thanks a lot for the awesome service - worth every dime!


i wish i was sleeping skin to skin tonight


Why do I keep checking my phone for this boy’s text


going to a movie tonight with my bf and i’m hoping that we get out right before #MidnightsMayhemWithMe otherwise i will be missing the end of the movie


"Mike was really different different" -Damien Lillard- #NBAQuotes #LastDance


Hello I am a mug


Housing finally done


yall like my Mel pose?


I cannot smoke hookah like that anymore


Promotion finally official


I have so many shows I gotta binge, but Girlfriends this Friday comes FIRST


And the winner of the giveaway is @user Congrats!


woke up at 11:40am today! happy holidays to me!


If any account is bothering you just get them to dm me and I'll send them a load of ba nobody wants to listen to me rant about


// nsfw reference . . . . . . i know we always make fun of how loud ge0r ge when he yells.....but like....girl...hes a screamer


I been told by many that they love me, but it wasn’t love like this


- Zion is bad asf


I need to pull the tigger on my cart for Mexico


that lady grabbed the horses piece like it was nothing, animal people are so odd, honestly, odd people


Had to leave the lil boy alone


I be catching shit late af damn


OMFGGG I HATE BEING CRAZY FRL ITS REALLY A SICKNESS DAT EVERYBODY TAKE FOR AH JOKE


Back in my obsessed w sims phase


Woke up this morning direct deposit


Once I've washed my hands of you..its a wrap


Boys fail to surprise me more and more everyday


I’m about to shower, paint my toes, and the rest of the night belongs to Animal Crossing


Casemiro you beauty


Been working behind the scenes trying to get to my first million before the end on 2023


#WorldUnitedForSSRJustice let's fight for the right me and you


#PowerYourCreativity #Mi10TLite Amazing


Primer clase de crossfit


hip choreography


I love it when people ask me how I am and I reply with “Oh you know, it’s that time of year again!” (Alluding to the fact that I am depressed) but I recently realized that actually I say that at every time of the year and depression knows no season


Ordered some @user stabs yesterday to see what they were like compared to durocks, and the things got delivered in one day…


yippeee had art club after not having it for the entire month


Man, Chicken Madeira from 54th would smack rn


My ex told me when he moved out if you bring a nigga in this apartment it’s gonna be 2 dead bodies in here but now he got his bitch doing Tiktoks in our old bedroom nigga is a


the new layout at Oberlin’s Walmart is dumb as hell and gives me massive anxiety.


i’ve been seeing too many bubble tea videos and now i want bubble tea


The way sniffing alcohol pads brings me pure joy


KAT 20 boards tonight


Feeling really disconnected from the "she" part of my "she/they" at the moment to the point where it feels wrong. I feel kinda lost. It's 8:15 and I haven't slept yet so I am way too tired to be contemplating my own existence like this


I finally snapped at work. I was designing merch for an entire hour but I was given the wrong information... People need to value the hard work us designers do for them because it's not showing...


I’m not gone try and force u to stay in my life , if u wanna go u could go


What's this about Busi Lurayi?


Your my fallen Angel and I’m here to take you home!!!


Gonna play Elden Ring and watch Man in the High Castle all day today idc!


Except that Aya revels in her own misery (in a way)


Yho I’ve been sleeping on myself, wtf


Good lawd, ESPN has Georgia AND Alabamas best Victory to date as FLORIDA....do they realize we beat the hell out of #12 Auburn


I knew I was not the toxic one when I got frustrated asking for respect.


Councilman Tate is too jokes man


ok so ima watch tiger king bc ya keep talking about it


I’m not going out at all this coming month! Staying my ass home for once


Hi im grumpy


fuck, I’m ready to retire


GUYS HER HEADER @user


When you have more capital invested than in cash… who can relate …


$wluna $luna $coin #wluna #terraluna #luna If you had the chance to turn a couple hundred dollars into tens of thousands would you take the risk or be that could of, should of, would of person ? Risk it for the biscuit folks


22.02.22…what an epic day you turned out to be.


that’s a downgrade and you know ittttt


Huge respect to Jeremy Paxman for allowing us a glimpse into his life in #PuttingUpWithParkinsons. Poignant, personal & reflective. Eye opening documentary which informed & raised awareness. He should be No 1 on the Bowls Team! #GrumpyGrowlerWithTheHeartOfAPussycat Thankyou


Quiero Mucho muchoo a Quackity


But wait oo, am seeing video of some nurses crying over unemployment? Thought they agreed to trade their sustainable jobs with allowance by voting massively for Akuffo Addo. Last last allawa don finish..it’s sad tho


Would it hold it against me if I nutt down ur throat


Amazing how people on Twitter think they're Coronavirus experts after seeing a YouTube video and a couple news articles.


anime suggestions?


tacos callin my name


BLUEBERRY EYES DROPS NEXT WEEK YALL??? WERE GETTING ANOTHER FT YOONGI IN A WEEK


What make that shit disgust me hoes really be knowing bout you


Bruno is angry


de novo com unhealthy sleep schedule


Fuk everybody.. stack your bread


since i graduated 2 years ago i been getting a haircut like every 5 months


Between dsmp kids all cancelling eachother and esport kids all beefing I think imma need a break for twitter


Only God knows what I feel inside.


The way the gym puts me in the best mood!


Damn I want some oxtails with extra gravy


My whole block power out


Meek Mill & Kehlani x ride for you


Who's the 1) sweetest Protagonist and 2) most dangerous Antagonist from Jemeji up till now? Sweetest: Senami...Alechenu...Bara...Tsema Tivdo..Latifah..young Kaineto..Bibi Most dangerous: Dr Jude...Oofun!...Lagos shepherd... GM... General... Dembele...Williams Add yours


.@ManUtd , I reserve my comments


comment if you think I'm trusted


Ppl need to remember embracing negativity is important for a positive mind. You can’t be happy 24/7, so accept your negative moments knowing you will come out stronger & better


That moment when you have to wait charge your new phone but it seems like the lights will never come on


nîggas saw i hit 900 and start unfollowing


I'm convinced now that my cravings can sense payday


Okay but the amount of y’all who said you yourself deserve flowers... Babygirl I feel you. Hang on beautiful. You’re doing great


Cuz I can love you more than this…


Partied too hard and gave myself a concussion. Go job Marissa


Mi & baby been on the phone for 4 hours this morning. It's not mi. This situation fucked up.


hopefully i wake up to a harry post and story goodnight


How do you even become addicted to smoking cigs


thickness runs in the family but that shit ran right pass me


Got some pictures from my mobile photography days I might mint on open sea. Talk soon


dungeon meshi anime


#NowPlaying ♫Homework/@kimpetras feat. @lilaaron911 Halfway


yunho in the intro


Ummmm @user Imma need my hair braided next week


I can proudly say i have friends that consider family


At this moment de3 unless soapy soapy soapy


hopefully the ending ain’t near cos I love your company


I’m craving a pina colada


1 year ago @user got the job done for @user Forever grateful


The lyft driver asked me if my dad loved me


Wipe your tears, pray & hope again. Claim it!


Senator @user parents emigrated from India and Jamaica in the early 1960s. What's @user pick for vice president's record on immigration? A thread


Dumbledore was giving Voldermort that work in the ministry of magic. Had that no nose bitch scared for his life


Had the most amazing night at @user thank you so much for the opportunity to have such a wonderful team bring my scene to life!


So I finished Bridgerton, and now I’m writing a piece on Bridgerton oh no.....guess I’ll just simply HAVE to rewatch the whole entire thing


If ur problem or stress is a woman, then d solution is a woman too. Don't stress urself over a girl,find yourself a sugar mommy and move on. I hate what I don’t like


Goodbye, my love May we meet again Heaven is closed See you in Hell Goodbye, my love For you rings the bell I've no remorse See you in Hell See you in Hell


bmo 12 million party what are u bringing


Olympics are over over, now I get sad we didn't see Aliona skating on Olympic ice


Axie scholarship, where are you?


Doing a welcome home dinner


My work always keeps me hard and leaking with all these construction workers


Knew it would t take long for the Amazon prime interviewer to ask ten hag about gapcko


Ya me enamore del Matcha Latte


IF YOU HAVENT HAD ANY WATER TODAY GO GET SOME RN


Caleta Car making a Lyanco type challenge. #saintsfc


I’m so shattered


FOOOOORRRRRDDDDD


Why TF you go try to dap me off after u just wrote me up…


;; Tbf I have never been accused of defending that disgusting shit


I’m watching new drama on BBC 1 Sherwood .. it’s good


Lord, ibigay mo na to sakin. Thank you


cocky amber is back & i must say i'm so sorry but I'm really feeling myself again watch out


As my belly go down is problemssss


kid told me I couldn’t smack backboard yesterday playin basketball. I broke a full court press by myself & hit a layup with the clock windin down … my body sore as hell & payin for both


Bianca had a good run


Catching up on Riverdale and GRIMES comes on! This show knows how to keep me on the hook and I love it


Love that The Blacklist season 7 finale is half animation


Literally Quality over Quantity


Tomorrow is gonna be better


We got the hottest trend group ever if your mind dm me


bitch i’m toxic


can't believe I haven't written a catboy fic for any of my favs yet


Not me ordering a jersey and getting two pairs of slides I can't fit instead


ever think of a song but can’t remember the name


The black eyed peas don’t get enough credit


It's annoying how people think seriously... So a lady cannot do things with a man that is not necessarily lust or having sex?? Like I can't rehearse with a Male saxophonist because I'm a lady!?! Most people are just functioning without brain


I hate breaking up and getting right back together ... I need like 3 days


Ugghhh booked a game, forgot to play and now it's going


England’s soccer aid team genuinely played better than this


Imagine if @AriLennox released an a/s/l deluxe album right before she went on tour


See how it took me 2 hours minimum to understand what should’ve taken me 10 months because I wasn’t forced into doing it?


They let us leave work at 3 today due to the weather


Look, I don’t want anyone to get covid. Seriously. But if anyone’s going to get sick, it may as well be the people directly responsible for covid being this out of control... I definitely did *not* make myself a covid bingo card of trump associates


Is it just me or did summer just turn into fall with like no in between period? Like it went from 80/90s one day to now rainy and 60


I miss playing wow but also I have no reason to anymore.


Are you ready for a challenge? Create your breakfast with eggplant, turkey, tomato sauce sauce, and scialatelli


Not smoking cigarettes gives you a different level of energy. I be up, eating every 20 mins, skin clearing a little more, hair growing, breathing better. LIKE, bihh why I ain’t been stop?


I’m going to target Dischem as my first retail client. I have an amazing BTL campaign for them, we taking this


It don’t be that deep but somehow always end up that deep


what's the point of having a shelter in place measure if everyone's still outside


If you can reply to this your smexy


(1/4) FAQ about PR, with answers by @user Latitud COO and co-founder, ex-growth leader at @duolingo and @tumblr


Promised myself I wouldn’t fall asleep on the couch and now look at me tryna fall asleep on the couch


we all just agreed to do something different in our hair


Yoruba mums and their constant comments/suggestions to make your partner lighter by using bleaching products


I just got caught up on A Million Little Things and Eve dirty asf


Wish I was at the dodger game today


thoma's cons are tempting but i still need to make ayato funds


i dont understand how locals find twitter fun, like local tweets are SO boring and are usually the same copy and past tweets,,,, what do they even do


Take my credit card. I just bought more cologne


A fuck load of snow and getting the kids out on sledges would be


note to self is never get your hopes up


You have to be a girl to get more followers,rts,favz


Omg on peut faire des recherches par mots clefs dans les messages Twitter maintenant


But I’m not tryna hurt nobody


Leicester beat Liverpool with Ndidi & Amartey at the back. What excuses today?


I notice everything... weird vibes, a change in attitude


Soon as I leave home I be ready to go get in my bed


I just want to go hardcore with someone's daughter.


Running my first ever qPCR experiment.


My crush be paying me


Wow, I lost all you guys


just applied to a job at wattpad


Losing your AirPods really is painful


Day 2/5 WFH!


might’ve ran out of luck ngl, would love to be proved otherwise


I'm going to make my mom proud of me


Eight straight birdies at Pebble Beach?! @BrandonDHarkins has a plan for 2022, and it's already bearing fruit.


Yoooo this Shang-Chi album SLAPS


I’m just trying to get like Ariana Grande with receipts looking like phone numbers


Security just politely said you do not have to go home but you can’t stay here


Sure MJ the goat but could MJ get you a 4 for 4 for free? Nah Jorge Lemus the certified goat


Only my momma and sisters know though


everyone’s staring at me as i cross the street because i’m just too breathtaking... sorry i’m the main character


crossed him out the picture literally n moved on


Onlyfans profile was approved


if he follows kylie jenner, automatic no


Finally watching #TheUndoing but sky are removing it in 4 hours. I’ve got 4 hours to watch 6 episodes


Why is it that android can’t get all the apps Apple have and Apple can’t get some apps android have


I wish my absentee ballot came with an “i voted” sticker


Fucking fireworks going off tonight! Oh well, I suppose it is the 16th June after all!


Like give me space, he was deadass on it for agesss doing nothing. The one minute I get on it you wanna be staring me down to get off it. The second I got up he ran back on it kmt... like chill out


Feeling particularly faggy today and couldn’t figure out why, then realised I was wearing a shirt with the words ‘Big Gay’ on them, an AIDS ribbon, and eyeshadow


need na natin maging healthy


Gots to see it thru my boy” is the motto for the next few months.


Told my cousin bring his damn dogs inside before I call the police on him


Guess who is gonna write their final essay on Gogo


me influencing people to watch twin peaks through my hellcheer twin peaks au moodboard


i like ronaldo but wanted united to lose


“Not that you won or lost—but how you played the game.”


Im getting a puppy today


She like how I smell she fw what I’m rocking


chem final tomorrow that's worth my grade


who put an raw onion on my mac n cheese..... bau bawang


Goodmorning!! I suggest you to listen to Home, Jamais Vu, Spring Day, Dimple, The Truth Untold, Best of Me, Paradise, Love Maze, Mikrokosmos, we are Bulletproof: the eternal, Filter, My time, Inner Child, Louder than bombs, black swan, make it right, Moon and Friends of BTS


how old do you have to be for your mom to stop telling everyone your business


Hmmmm what live in my head rent free ?


What do you call a sad fruit? Meloncholy


Might have a snow day tomorrow


People in the FreeBritney movement are so odd. They criticize the paparazzi while doing the same thing they did except with current technology


Fuck off. He was innocent


One Friday, Sidi Ahmad ar-Rifa'i (leader of the Rifa'i Tariqa) sleept & woke to find that it was time for prayer. But, there was a cat sleeping on his robe. He asked his wife for some scissors, he cut off the part of his robe where the cat lay, stood up and went to prayers.


now tell me this why has derry girls got me sobbing , i thought we were a comedy lisa what happened to the original plot of the movie


I don’t beg or kiss ass. I don’t even ask twice


The @user def lit


Paper cuts are the worst


ordering bud to deja’s crib before I get there >


Good luck to @user and all the @user team in their cup final tonight. Bring it home boys


Iloooveeyouuuuu and I will love you more


Yesterday was some bs


the same taste in music is like a soul connection


Honestly, I gave up on TikTok when I didn’t become TikTok famous after the 4 videos I posted


Asked what I do for a living I told her I trap told me she don’t understand me


Tis the season of stuff breaking. And trying to function with lots of pain. Hope the repair people have good news. And get done fast so I can lay down.


Nothing like calling customer service and having to listen to a man breathe (heavily) in your ear


Left the DMV with good news


If you don’t speak up or speak often, people will assume you know nothing


Killing me setting any sort of alarm at the moment. Can’t be arsed to do out man


"Shut the fuck up Quentin. You piece of shit. Jesus Christ"


Yeah A&M officially pissing me off


tf my penis keeps falling off


I wonder if punching a sand bag will help me relax since yoga just stressed me more


I heard wings and shots tomorrow with Laura and Mona ?


Do easy things and life is going to be hard, do hard things and life is going to be easy


Iyanna and Jarrette look so good together. I want


Rose said my ass got fatter now ima have a good week


This bitch acting like she ain’t fuckin just be teasing and shit


A Woman is an adult human female.


My love language is exploring new sushi spots


"I used to think that I wasn't fine enough And I used to think that I wasn't wild enough But I won't waste my time tryna figure out why you playin' games.."


ppl who join worlds just to flirt on random co op in genshin are weird im sorry just take ur fish and go


I'm pretty sure I like food more than people..


Lmao got video editor's block


When you have too many things to think about, it’s time for meditation.


It’s not depression, it’s devastation


now that the targaryen month challenge is done what's gonna be my excuse to spam the tl with them sexy silver dragon bitches?


Make sure you are streaming level up on all platforms and trend #LevelUp2x to get level up 2x platinum. Let’s go Csquad


take a knife and drain your life


The kitchen smells amazing


Today I pushed myself past my mind blocks. Thank you Sensei. Thank you Veronika.


Of course Ludwig announces he will be at DreamHack


Man some stew Weh I just knackam now so nor boyyyyy!


Willing prey are great! You can tease and crush them with your gut. No resistance, just blushing and stuttering as you belch in their face and give them a preview of where they're going. And once they're like putty in your hands? They can slide down to become putty in your gut


I had a rough start to my morning but Taco Bell threw in an extra breakfast burrito (an accident? I'm not complaining) this morning and then I played Mario Party, so headache aside, today is going pretty well


11 caracteres


Bro I was just bumpin Faygo Dreams this morning WTF! R.I.P. 6dogs


listening to AMC Spaces call and they're currently trying to argue that Netflix is failing to justify their AMC delusions they think it's doomed because it's not profitable (it is) and it's an *expensive business model*


I just want a big ass bouquet of red roses


actually, my english so beruk


I thought I had been sitting in bed for 3 hours it’s only been 30 minutes what even IS time


I can't get over the fact Montaigne didn't qualify


my brain has once again been fully consumed by shera brain rot ugh i love it here anyway severely missing my sea hawk layout rn


This app is so damn toxic!! But here we are...


My social media engagement is so great rn


craving sushi.... also crab legs


Seems like rangers fans already love tyler motte


I msg my friend from August telling her how I love and appreciate her and all that and gal still ain’t msg me back yet


Just saw vid of Broward Co ,Florida parents telling local officials they DO NOT TAKE MED ADVICE from politicians. Keep it up #DeathSantis! Ur worship of Trump has killed or pissed off most of the GQP voters, Great stategy genius!


me amanda and leah need help with trio Halloween costumes


I rly think I’m not a stupid person but that I dated this one guy shows different.


Find you a Queen and be HAPPY, King... Nobody else in the world gon love you.... #freegame


Losing it: Our mental health emergency honestly has me right in the feels.. I was one of the statistics of young people with mental health problems. I had the psychiatric ward stays and the therapies... Just makes me feel so thankful that I'm now in the best place I've been!


Corporate is so beside themselves that I’m calm during the closing of my current store. I’m like yasss let’s pack this bitch up so I can go on my 2 week vacay without delay


I’m craving Nobu


I really wish I had my own vehicle


Me and dangerous things


I asked my girl if I could buy some 28’s for my Tahoe …she cussed my ass out


the medical insurance part of my job makes me wanna pull my hair out but I love everything else about it & the boss/ ppl I work with


Congratulations to our wonderful former colleague @RuthSmeeth on her new appointment and thinking of her today - remembering all she did on the issue of school children’s holiday hunger.


hehe cape


no new nct universe today?


The little studio I've got is next to an industrial bakery and the whole place smells like cinnamon buns!


So I have a cowork who also playing genshin (the majority in the office they love to play mobile legends) but he hasn’t finished his quest in liyue yet. Is sad


i want vegemite why does it have to be aus only


Not sure when @figma added this, but I'm loving the ability to run a plugin without installing it.


I’ve started classifying my friends in groups of “maskers” or “non-maskers.” You can take a guess who we don’t see


Power moves all 2020, ask yo professor if they ready for the midterm


Ain’t no way it’s 95 in Vegas. I’m about to meet my maker


First off ion respect no rats


Finally found that mascara that’s all over tik tok and it did not disappoint


Last shift later bago mag long weekend


Imma lee dat dere


OMG the way I’m smacking & all I’m eating is trail mix. I KNOW I’m hungry


nigga rl just played wit me like i won’t beat tf out this bitch ass nigga and it’s always at work


Somehow my brain imagined #Lucifer and Chloe during the performance of Cyprus at the #Eurovision


apply major pressure.


It’s really snowing snowing


Also FUCK Idaho Maximum Security can’t even give this man a bandage for his elbow that’s split and he’s bleeding constantly


Draft gameplay has never been less rewarding than it has been over the past 24 hours. I'm assuming it's down to the number of players online due to accessibility to draft tokens etc, but the gameplay is twice as slow & unresponsive as it was before


My baseball team has yet to try a @user flavor they haven't liked. My softball girls, on the other hand, are split on Cinnamon Toast


Late night drives with cup of tea and Rashed Almajed songs is really a therapy


Just bought a NFT picture of my house for 890k. Worth more then my house but trust the process


Gonna try to log in a bit earlier! To dress up or not to dress up


Let’s make sure to keep that mask over your nose


Maybe a little possessive of him….


I don’t get jealous I get disgusted keep doing you


I hate the woods in bc


we're talking about pcs in the gc and those that bey gifted me for my birthday haven't arrived yet; I wonder where in the world are they


You can be average You can be good You can be great You can be kind You can be extraordinary It doesn't really matter You're choosing who you become


Shawty Still Gone Fucc Me Even Tho She Say She Love Her Nigga


Hey Peeps! It is me, Huntress. I have decided to start fresh and keep small. Sorry for not letting you all know on my old account. I feel it's best to just let that one go. I hope you are all well!


This new rod wave album might make me cry ngl


Colbrelli fried his legs on the climb but he's descending still looks fine


this really is the perfect time to move out cause I’m finna deep clean tf out of this apartment for New Years anyways


The beginning of the year was confusing and I guess a bit difficult for me but the way this year is ending & looking back I’m so much stronger, wiser, and know better on somethings


So Republicans are ACAB now as well?


All these street hunters (olode adugbo) with their ancient guns and gunpowder ehn. Nah the sound of those ancient guns dey kill people most times, not the whatever that comes out when it's being shot


Lemme see that booty eat


yt ppl really love them a good ol n*sty casserole huh


Looking for a female entrepreneur friend to be accountability partners for 2021.


Ask about me askamaya


I love comin to this bitch comfortable,I work better when I do


Fried calamari,crab cake sliders & Buffalo wings bomb asf.


Tonight is equally exciting, fascinating and terrifying as an American Studies student


THA WORLD was gonna go bonkers if this mf was found NOT GUILTY. We ball


yeah i should really stop it's getting worse


I’ve tweeted more times today than I have in a week, TTFN


I missed it here, I forgot how funny yall are


Portable


Hyunjin [211103] 1:31AM KST :I’m getting healed looking at the lights over there :but the lights that I see during a concert shine more brightly :I’m thinking of how much prettier that’d be :I think I came here to see those lights more than the sea :I really really miss you


Okii, bye goodmornight


Nigga turned down $84 mil.. what kind of player does he actually think he is?


Them dentist appointments seem like the quickest 6 months


Of all the tionally, I need the mental one more... Banjo


Pants saggin but its totin up the pole


PSA: I do not respond to messages on insta or twitter (unless we’re mutuals or you’re a fellow SW) I only respond on my 0nlyfans! Please assume this is the case for all other SW’s


Just had to order a handmade watermark to start putting with my art because people are starting to steal my artwork on Instagram


New PC parts installed and everything is working well


why didn’t harry’s crowds keep doing the lights up light project


Up to episode 5 of #GoodOmens and still loving it. Anyone else spot that the guard at the airbase was reading a Neil Gaiman book?


Watching #StarTrek #DeepSpacenine #ds9 probably the best episode In The Pele Moonlight. Been rewatching this series the alar few nights. Worth watching


I also want big buff boyfriend to hug me when im sad


dont talk to me, im not mentally stable. not aft seeing nct2021 pictures


It’s cool, cause my turn always come around


he rlly got the baddest bitch


Don’t gotta ask me what iam I throw my hood up


Haven’t had a day nap like the one I just had in the longest


I do this because I’m a slave, I want to serve a powerful Mistress and have fun and try new experiences. I am no fan of gender negativities and I get my energy from those who are bold to express their best selves. Let’s be good to each other.. please.


I love my car and i love myself for having the wherewithal to get the best warranty for it when i bought it


Y’all be letting y’all men call y’all bitches


Just in case you need reminding Sex workers deserve the same respect as anybody else


I really do not deserve Jorge


remember that you are dust, and to dust you return


came to see my friend after a long time to tell her how shitty this past week has been and she offers me food


To maaal


Que chucha???


Decolonizing by participatory solidarity while moralizing unhoused critical theory #solidarity


my brother went on a school trip to the theatre and he met Joseph Quinn aka Eddie Munson


Fumbled the fucking bag dumbass


it's crazy i've stopped watching so many people because things they've done in the past but here i am still watching Trisha Paytas to this day. What a changed queen. I really appreciate her growth, however I do not endorse her past words and actions


MOST GOALS IN THE HISTORY OF EUROS BY PENDU


My spotify wrapped called me a pioneer


Luton 2 nil up, EFL as fuck that


This was supposed to be the first time I could go all out at Christmas with my class, but now I'm missing the vast majority of it. I hate it here


Iykeresans powers to us please this week determines next week in some sort please let us try harder. We can do better. Let's push it.


L2 Plays 2-0


Having a bad mental health day not gonna lie


tell me why i saw a tiktok thing that said say burgundy sauce and put it in reverse and I DID IT


Nah that was Yi Seo’s last chance


why is the eel in monster party a technoblade kinnie


Only 2 1/2 hours until I’m outta here come on!!!


$AMC Do you know why this is slightly red or slightly green? It’s because HEDGE FUNDS ARE COMPLETELY FUCKED. And they know it


thinking about some of my mc ocs,,, theyre all traumatized by their sense of duty


Cooking pasta again


When you think of a ship and you just fall in love with it but like one of the characters you dont even know is gonna be canon yet


Every time a friend has a child in realize 1. how much I don't know about pregnancy & birth and 2. That I'm not cut out for it


All my Friends be like Myiah you are mean Af and don’t even know it


"Why are you ignoring me?" No, you don't understand, sometimes I just sit and forget that I exist, I'm not really here


My purple eye liner is about to join @user purple hair on the party panel!


My views on that video aren’t matching the likes and ionlikedet


Why do all these liver recipes have flour?! Especially slow cooker recipes?


This impatience needs to die


My problem is no matter how full i am i feel like i have to finish all my food


I truly can’t thank you all enough for how kind you’ve been to me and my artwork today. I’ve been at such a loss with my art for a while and you’ve all helped to put a huge smile on my face. Thank you so, so much


kinda hope emily the photographer got the hug pit i was: so emo at that moment


It was only at the age of 22 I learned that Barbara Streisand and Martha Stewart were two different people. Please, don't tell the queers. I don't want my membership revoked


Premium OUTRIGHT UNDERDOG WINNER: Nets +4.5 (-110) 1U


White girl wit me, white girls love me A black girl dream but chinese girls know me


These ab workouts I did last night are kicking my ass today


Me planning two outfits for both my calls that are 4 hours apart


What a night for Chelsea fans... I celebrate with y'all.


One day i will tell her...


Mass. board of education waives MCAS graduation requirement for Class of 2022. Finally some common sense . Let’s make this an annual thing .


Kinda hate myself too for being too nice


We submitted a list application @user waiting for the team to add Equalizer to the DeFi List!


GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY. There is hope. There is hope for the criminal justice system in America.


I can stuff for you 2k in my backpack


white mane say my hair is phenomenal


a couple pigges send for my coding program


Every day may not be good, but try to find something good in every day.


ronaldo again omfg i don't like this man, every goal that he made is counted super important, he used to be scoring for fun man ffs ....


Cincinnati got hoe’d


Those nasa images are spectacular please point me to the closest planet i can inhabit..


In Thailand... Asia people don't like US.. Because U.S are looking for problems...


The more people do not get the vaccine the more the virus mutates


Wednesday and Friday are my takeout days..... but if I don’t work Friday then it doesn’t count.... so I could get takeout today?


I Cant be standin out here too long before we start hearin dem k's imma turn da page


Them just dey ridicule Degea


Leaving my mom and my old ass dog is so hard every time


Tough day today. Thinking of all the peeps who were affected by the org changes. Once an owl, always an owl. Reach out if I can help in any way


I'd love to eat chocolate without breaking out or getting bloated


My friend said I’m sprung I’m definitely not


If the Presidency has term limits, why shouldn’t EVERY elected or appointed position? It’s not like politicians get better with age


it hurts different when you were actually trying


Bout to try this hibachi fire


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This generation fucking weird bro I swear I have a lot of problems but some of you are really fucked in the head I swear


Napoli stop this rubbish now and pass the goals to other teams.


Bruh they playin wit my fuckin money


My mom and step dad are going to story time on the frio where a bunch of old people sit around drinking, and telling stories. Goals.


The hate shine way brighter the stars ..


Got a new laptop but the colors... how is it that they're so much different from my screen phone


I think what makes me the most sad about visiting the theme parks lately is that everyone is so desperate for any kind of vacation after the last few years that they’ll spend thousands at wdw or uni and then just have a miserable time. And spread their anger all around


People love to group think


PSG’s white, Chelsea’s yellow


My son has been fussy all day


Yesterday was so nice but so hectic


Alright it’s time for me to break out of this Chinese slump - italki lesson booked for Saturday, day off on Friday for me to get any prep I’d like done. I’ve got this


Apparently I should try and bring Joy to myself sometimes


Fucking ice baths bro


Ben Arfa can still kick it


Are gyms and MMA fighters in training exempt from #facemasks? Asking for a friend.


also came in for 1 but now i’m getting 2


Everyone! Get used to using #AdaletsizHasret #HalilİbrahimCeyhan these days..


One thing bout brook daddy side they don’t mind calling for her lol . I need this same energy with son son get here cause I’m outsideeee


Any partner that forgives you for cheating is also cheating.... Believe it or not..


Exaggerations have become an epidemic They went up by a million percent last year!


Men stay in their feelings waayyyy more than Females


I wish there was a filter in tinder so they wouldn’t show me white guts


Stream in a couple hours


No goal fuckers


"Better get on board or get the hell outta the way"


I'm tired of watching highlights in 720p


It’s like as soon as you get braids raindrops only fall in the partings


Get revenge on every bitch even if it ain’t u


tRump said he would have 20 million vaccinated by end of Dec. Two days to go and ONLY 2 MILLION VACCINATED. Another promise made but NOT KEPT. And tRump is golfing, complaining about decor at Mar a Lago, griping Melania not in magazine covers. What a great leader.


I passed my case presentation with flying colors


Wtf is favorite ex unonaanye


When I say I would like to help with a smooth transition of my duties, I mean you'll figure it out - my job is done here


It take me like 45 min to clean up when I’m motivated


myteeth are getting sharper


I usually hate when people say Stephanie instead of Steph, but I love the way my crush says it


so happy my pregnancy experience so far hasnt been too hard


I’m helllla craving sushi


Y’all think Jeffrey dahmer something jus come to Fort Worth


getting your brows done really does change your whole face


1,610+ fellows! Welcome to the new ones!


My computer has been down for the past hour and now I’m going on my lunch break


Im part of the healthy Scorpio group


Gonna come out to my parents tonight, wish me luck peeps


I heard from a friend of a friend That that d¡cl was a ten out of ten...


i hope my sister lets us come over Friday..i haven’t gone anywhere cause i just wanna see, hold & smell my new nephew!


literally hate those type of people that they think they better than everybody like relax you is not all dat


Anyone wana get drunk on FaceTime w me


Call me Omar Apollo cuz I be sucking **** from the back too


Jack Harlow pulled out an Aero shìt from high school


in all seriousness how do I get to nyc to see lea in funny girl


The spinx in front of me bout to be selling chicken


I love it when ppl are all “Tony Stark should apologise to everyone who suffered from his weapons but omg Steve and Bucky are perfect angels and need to pRoTeCtEd” - dudes, they fought in WORLD WAR!? Surely they didn’t defeat their enemies with nerf guns


Fiji water is trash


Insigne and Mertens walked so Napoli could run


Good morning Twitter! Too late to ask, but can keep for future reference. Where are the nice spots for sunrise & sunset in PG pls?


I do love the word “sook”. It was a much used term when I was a kid. If you fell down playing footy and started crying your brothers would tell you not to be a “sook”. So you didn’t carry on blubbering, as nobody wanted to be called a sook. Don’t be a sook…


Ima finish beastars only cuz i wanna see the context behind the scene where the deer shoots somebody. I still think it’s shit tho


skipping class to nap


The best part of my job is being able to leave early for design meetings and not having to return back to work


Spinning top in mud


Anyone on my friends list know anything about Jordans? Was given a pair of them and I have no idea what to do with them.


matlb ab bhi playoffs ka chance hai ????


Notifications off + DND on = A cheaters phone when (s)he is with their s/o.


I’ve decided to take a chill pill and just rack up some miles so I can get plenty more tickets Incase this goes south and I can’t find a villager I want


Ppl be hiding they kids just to reveal they ugly ass two years later.


Yam chips + Grilled fish + Salad tomorrow


#TMOC5 coming soon


The Corona virus has a big ego. It will no visit you unless you invite it. Do not invite it into your house by going out. Stay home and protect your loved ones and neighbors. A word is enough for the wise


Black pepper is dabes


Kobe really not on earth anymore


If Yeen From Over Here We Gotta Pat You Down


I wanna care but do I have the right to care?


Putting up my tree & decorations later, & cooking some homemade chili.


Instead of wooing Rena Sofer to stay & investing in Quarter #BoldandBeautiful decided to Loganize Carter as well with boring Katie.


stop judging a relationship by looking at their socmed


So, Abbott said he will take all the rapist will be taken off Texas streets… how’s he gonna know that a man is a rapist? Just arrest all men? Come on now


I obviously sometimes think because of few laughs and chats, that me and certain people have reached a particular level of friendship. Well guess who just got clowned again? yes, me and by God's grace, never again.


aka. Hello sisters in blue, i have something for you


“It is what it is” will keep you at peace.


She got a nigga but she fuck me on the side, ayy!


be done had one of my hood babies catch you at the sto. mufckas need to be more mindful of they actions


after listening to run bts, NOW IT MAKES SENSE why Intro: Persona is next to it on the track list of Proof


What do you guys hope is on the LA pride setlist?


I never noticed how skinny Sammie was


MY TOXIC TRAIT: I try to see the good even ppl even when they show me different


We only live once...so live like you don't plan to wake up


what’s up with twt copyrighting every vid and post lately? it’s never been this bad. even infinite content is getting taken down


This iPhone 11 Pro Max camera is sum different


tempted to cop a pink typewriter keyboard that i don’t need but it’ll make working from home cute


Pierre Brooks & Emoni Bates will definitely be a good 1/2 combo for MSU in 2021


Tomorrow evening is Team Wolverhampton all the way


so i’m taking a trip to da atl @user


From 27th April there will be no UNDERGRADUATE in her house anymore we are All taking it to the BABBA LEVEL @user come and sign my pristine white shirt sir


Valverde used to beat Inter in his sleep with the B team


Need a saison 2 de #wednesdaynetflix


I need to buy a beanbag hmmm


why does the bottom of my foot always get itchy when i’m driving


I don’t even feel sorry for these people on catfish no more. It’s 2020!


listening to live albums hit differentllyyyyy


it’s not about you win for bla bla bla times, it’s all about you lost to KL City bruh????? you good Johor?


I'm sorry to be a neg but this year really has been the worst. I can't even explain. I feel like I'm on the Truman Show or something


I can’t wait until ju start playing basketball


7.3 earthquake entre Jamaica y Cuba


Fuck. Nintendo direct is in 10 minutes but we are watching the Justice League series for the first time, and every episode is a 2 parter


I don’t eat candy, I barely drink soda, I brush every day, and I wear my retainer every night. How tf this happen


No free clout here, I’ll hold my l but I’m not holding multiple replies in my mentions


Im so mad I didn’t get a chance to do my Banana pudding cups today , they at work like “ you have anything today “


im tired of reading, i just want to be a loader


me and my best friends watching horror movies for halloween: Them: « the killer is too scary with his mask!!» me, my mask kink and my wet pussy: « ... ahah… yes »


When you come home to your room cleaned and a backwood stuffed crust on the bed


bts ptd on stage vegas babyyyyyyy round 2


I’m so glad vidcon isn’t until October I need time to mentally prepare myself


I literally am by super Dave’s and I have this spidey sense like there’s gonna be a cop by the bridge and WHAT DO U KNOW I’m going 50/45 (Speed limit 45) and he pulls over the guy behind me WTF


Mfs be musty but play 2k all day, you worried bout the wrong Irish spring


I appreciate my papi chulo


Who in Atlanta want to make some content


Quick question!!! What is love?


If you ask me to go get tacos and we pull up at a tacobell you’re catching these hands


Oh why did I sleep during the day ?!!? Mtcheeew


After watching England football team tonight all I can say is THANK GOD for the England cricket team


Its really cool that I know how to edit footage


This rain sounds so good and peaceful


I wanna be someone's owner as well too


Dats all i needed to know


Family dinner tonight, we like 15 deep


Got my first bar shift tomorrow and I’m very excite


wait- do you HAVE to have a degree in art…


cant wait to be ya DJ in the future


watching married at first sight for the first time and these people are crazy


My miss squeak/chase/ fat daddy


You can be the whole package and still end up at the wrong address. When this happens, the receiver will mishandle you because.. 1) They don’t know what to do with you.. 2) They weren’t meant to have you in the first place.


i hate when i tell a customer to have a good day and they just say "thanks!" instead of "you too!" like okay bitch... what about MY day???


Didn’t even notice I casually have 13 days off from work


Well @user - you might finally make me a Patreon supporter of @user


"as a straight person I feel very unwelcome on happytwt" good!!! let's keep it that way


when other people post lucki SoundCloud song lyrics I just be like


Heads up #Canada #WorldCup2022 fans - first game is Nov 23, 2pm Eastern, 12pm Mountain Good lunchtime game for those of us in Alberta


Just shit I think is cute nothing I need specifically


I deserve the fkn world


My tattoo is going to be beautiful.


Morning Yeen


Maybe Scott Disick will stop dating teenagers now


is it too early to tweet about c0ck?


Capricorn and cancer men


Ginger out here barking in front of the hospital


What's one podcast that's getting you through your week?


Not Brice on my ass on this Tuesday afternoon


It's easy to undastand ya self if ya dance a bit betta


Q: How long does it take? A: Take for what? A desire? Alignment? Baby you ain’t never getting off this train.


do you get anxiety about how fast your windshield wipers are going? or are you normal?


“Dios es chido pero si fandom no” have you read the Bible? I don’t think he’s that good either but… yeah


4 days off and now I’m broke


enha is live for their 1y anniversary but i can't watch


Aim for the head, they are wearing armor!


Coco takes damn near two years to come visit me and this heffa talking about she excited about the food. Not me… the food


Taking my pretty self to the pool


If you wanna piss somone off change where they were on their series


What a great day to get a speeding ticket


literally create the definition of a toxic work environment


Ye pulla I love you, You love me? Enaku thernja #PickupLines


I’m forever misplacing my lor Wallet now I believe my mother when she say out of her kids I’m the careless one


Mfs be whole jokes fr .


I wanna be manhandled by 180713-180715 chanyeol


UGH I LOOK FINE ASF AND I CANT TAKE PICTURES OR VIDEOS OF MYSELF


I'm big on people that are big on me, that's how I move


Enjoy your special night tonight with #safc @user The weather looks decent, hope it goes well. Oh, and a home win too


I fucking love pin up doll looks


Thisismeswallowingmypraidstandinginfrontofyousayingimsorryforthatnightandigobacktodecemberallthetime... Welcome December


They better not start canceling shit before my september celebrations occur


Yesterday is kahapon


Why did Darth Plagueis kill everyone on board a freighter? Because he thought himself immuun to consequences. I got nothin on @kelly_knox #StarWars jokes. I know I know.


I already feel the disappointment


emosi nonton bloody heart


Somehow the Braves teed off on scherzer and DeGrom but can’t hit marlins pitching


I smell 5-0


Thank you for showing me your true color. And your welcome as well for taking your side when most of our colleagues are trash talking about you. Hindi ka na makakaulit,btw.


I also want this “caramelized squash and spinach lasagna” that I saw on IG.


Got my kid a new laptop for school. She's so happy


I am officially a beard fanatic. Wow.


Surprise Quickie Pop ups while the zoom video is off and mic is on mute>>>>>


Just made my twit banner and pfp check it out


Lord, show me the way the truth and the light


Off Day So Its Chill Day


fuck @Microsoft forreal.... they have no one to call and if u cant answer the subject lines of ur last 6 emails u will be locked out for good


I finally decided on what I want this year .. y’all just watch


I wanna tattoo on my neck so bad.


Bahahahahaha Black eyes est 39eme de mon classement


Turns out I have mild high-frequency hearing loss, which is why it’s been difficult keeping up with conversations. At least this validates my use of TV subtitles. Not that I needed validation, but still.


If he ain’t gonna love you, the way he should.. Then let it go.


Pa Que krj snkrs me da exclusive access si no me deja check out


I’m allergic to gel polish


I hate staying stagnant in a job. I need to move up!!!


Cause I been thinking bout forever


A Californian in the White House? Hmm, I like the sound of that.


I’m both excited but not looking forward to the process of furnishing my first place. Like I’m excited because it’s gonna look fire since me and my bf have good taste but I’m lazy


This is my second time fallin' asleep on Wanda Vision bruh


Want those two fingers inside me. Lol


God's not done with me, He's still baking me, you can leave if you're not ready to go through the building process with me. But I hope we still be friends when I come out of the Potter's House because am'a shine so bright


Stop accepting the bare minimum


had to walk away before I got out of character on my coworker


Yo soy sexy ????


Watching Chappelle The Closer


Money , chains, etc ... none of that shit impressed me it never has. Respect, love and loyalty .. now THATS how you get my attention


Retweet if you miss Pangaea


I wish I could speak to someone about my theories on empire and country building. Prolly only Emperor Palpatine would listen though


Boneless chicken breast w peppers & onions, Mac & cheese, steamed broccoli and rice & beans


Coulda led a circus with them antics


My aunt two days ago: “Give me a hug I’m leaving to head back home in the morning!” Me today: “This is like our third goodbye! You living here now?!”


It’s my mom for me, finna pay and wash all my clothes.


Should I get crawfish or a steak salad from Moes...


Life can be so unpredictable. Imagine having plans to go China and full a 40FT container for the opening of your business and now this shit...


I feel another twitter rant coming


Kim really said she saw Bruce dressed as a woman back when she was 26


Yo I’m in DC I seen this dude holding a sign up that said “Help a Nigga”


3rd world Yeah That’s us now


My dad got me a $25 gift card to Starbucks


after this reporting today, will do report again tomorrow fvckkk


stating the obvious gets u cussed aht


Of this gets 30 likes I’ll do a Peter Parker cosplay


The fucking moon right now


i wanna throw up but i didnt eat anything today


Shhiiiiiiyet


I Iove crushing egos because a lot of men need it


Baby im a boss I don’t know what they do


the ole acura got some new shoes today


Why hasn’t McConnell had a stroke yet?


Don don don jazzy again!!! Now is the time to know who gat the money!


Ok so this UPCI singles page started following me on insta, but most of our mutuals are either taken or minors


The question is not: “Is it DNS?” It is: “Why is it always DNS?”


I think I love my new schedule for now. More hrs less days. Fri/Sat free.


Emirates are taking the piss


The one day I finally choose to go hiking in the morning it rains


Interview tomorrow and then I’m going to play golf and get drunk


30 days alcohol free


If she ain’t a hustler, she a bill


Anyone who ever tells you being a mum is easy..... are liars


what if u liked this tweet for a dm


Naaah that ball from Pogba


NEW: Just received interesting numbers on Kentucky ballot cures so far. They have been AMAZING. As of now, 605,931 absentee ballots returned: -2,981 needed to be cured (signature mismatch, etc) -1,353 have been cured--with more to come from today. A huge improvement!


Listened to @user & @user #gangbang podcast omw back home during lockdown hours which was very risqué & could've gotten me into big trouble had the popo stopped my car & didn't believe me that it was for an important reason. Now it's 0:30 am & I'm horny


Demon time! Time to switch to my burner


drove over railroad tracks and heard a bunch of clank noises. in a panic i go to see what just happened. boom. there’s an air fryer. we good, just an air fryer catching some air


Do I really wanna invest into a 2021 Dodge Charger Hellcat Redeye?


I miss doing my best hair every 2 weeks


Been craving steak & cheese subs sooo that’s definitely what I’m making tonight


Always bet on black


Congratulations to Marcelo Pitaluga who has been named Man of the Match this evening in Macclesfield FC's 2-0 win over West Brom!


Renewed confidence is amazing! Thank you @user Let’s do this thaannggg!


It really is difficult and sad to leave


I have an idea for a sculpture but it would mean for me to get completely naked so someone can make a mold of my upper body .... the thought of someone staring and touching my boobs for hours makes me wanna die I hate myself


Looking at the amount of fentanyl that can kill an adult and I’m like wtff. E no even reach pinch of salt


48 followers for 4 years


╱╱ hello!


We follow everyone back! Tell ya friends


January 17th COULD be a season defining match. Let's see how get on against an all round better Villa New Year's Day


It’s honestly a block-able offense. Mind you I’ve been curving this nigga for almost two years.


Y’all be wanting people to be mad & miserable with y’all so bad


thinking about how gabriel agreste found out his sons status as a hero and immediately decided he was gonna yeet this bitch all the way to the eiffel tower and then akumatize him


This tiny plane smells like a flying Porta potty!


Just want to watch Iowa Basketball


I actually don't like bennies but it's looks so great on him today


I don’t think y’all warn parents enough about them terrible two’s, my daughter so close to being homeless


I’m catching up on all the new movies on fire stick


Wow Voice 2 best gik.. more action more driving handsome cop


2months and already bank as newly qualified is that too ambitious or ok


I feel like red suits me more than any other colors so I'll probably have it as my soul color!


Unfortunately we had to remove the Fred Durst feature on the final track of brainiac. His lawyer called us...


Learning and Growing from others is not talked about enough Here’s why it’s important :


My knee been hurting for 3 days


I’ve spent so many nmt and found no one


Clean eats March has come a bit early. Only cheat allowed is wines.


Just a quick note to thank @user for hosting tonight's semi final, and thanks for their hospitality. A while since many of us have been down to their ground, but certainly impressed with all the improvements.


I hate a copy cat , like bitch is it that hard to live yo truth ? ion get it


If you my homie be my homie, ain’t no keeping count


Do you call it Dinner or Supper? proving a point at home.


I be working to avoid the stress in my life then end up stressed out even more because of work


back to wfh na please


full set nails & braids next week .


Looks like Cornandez deleted the tweet. Lmaooo dude is such a


Ya'll care to be judged ? I ain't


My uncle and auntie that look like Teddy Bridgewater was taking a road trip from New Orleans to west coast and some how this nigga tore his quad muscle somewhere in middle of Texas


Those new croc slides are super cute


#UniversityChallenge the voice chap has just called 'Jesus MacGregor' . Sounds like he's stubbed his toe...


me n my tattoo artist have the same birthday


He missed damn near a whole month


I’m glad I’m not the type that look ugly without lashes! Ion need them I just like wearing em sometimes


I officially just moved my personal email to @user So far it's been great.


The Bronx is trending for a Good reason for once


YEY! BIRTHDAY NI MAMAAAA! HEALTHY SYA, HAPPY SYA. I'M HAPPY SHE'S STILL WITH ME. ILOVEYOUUUU MA!


So kelan ang release ng tax refund?


possible tour in 2022 which means i gotta start saving and losing weight. cuz I WILL get front row and tae WILL make eye contact with me


probably the only person that doesn’t feel like they were affected by the “retrograde”.


On the bright side, I’ve lost 15 pounds in the last couple weeks


Very good initiative taken by our Prime Minister shri Narendra Modi. Much appreciated


orch beach


i usually cheat but this boy is different


Never take your “true voice” for granted especially when it’s pure and sincere and used for The Lord!


I absolutely love Doja cat


Oh hey, just wanted to say


I never listen, I have fallen in love again


just egged my sister to watch dead poets and she's crying now as im watching dps crack videos


If this not a sign to pack tf up & move to another state then idk what is


My heart is shattered for our nation with all these shootings.


you can’t spend a million if you don’t earn it first


yo Why do edibles be lookin so smack


How easy would it have been for the #UKgov social media team to have spotted Marcus Rashfords first tweet and just replied “What an amazing idea, thank you” and then done the honourable thing? Yet another PR disaster, yet another humiliating #uturn


lol at anyone who takes me tweets seriously


bout to fail this biology test


Staying engaged is hard recently ... I still have too many projects to work on


If you like some reality trash tv new #unpolished starts at 10pm on tlc, its fantastic


Do dads ever have moral panic about screen time? because I know a TON of moms who panic about it pretty much everyday


In my country everyday something happens and makes me say "I'm so f*cked to be brazi****"


I hope the kids are having a fun with my Nana. They get to enjoy the day with her and go shopping with her today


The temptation to watch YOU right now is so hard to control


If your reading this do some kegels


My mom said "maybe he got a gf and she blocked you like how your cousin's gfs would block you from your cousin's accounts" and i am like well why didnt he even tell me he got a gf?! So my conclusion was he never saw me as a friend and our friendship was all in my head.


AG baby is still my baybay


Life is hectic right now


I KNOW YOU TOUCHED MY DRUM SET


dk why im nervous


Had to stop thinking love was love it was more of lust


Good deed for the day was accomplished


Corn salsa sounds


The purpose of life is finding our way back to GOD


I wanna learn guitar and the drums


If we get a winner I'll get mi coit


i just love going to bed early.


Yea he call me patty cake cause the way this ass shake


All fandoms ~-->follow everyone who likes and retweets this


Listen CashApp, I definitely am meaning to send all these repeat payments to @user because her content is so good and I can't get enough


Watching the voice premiere and all I can think about is how much I want @nickjonas to impregnate me.


Judging by the lack of ham at Save On, I can predict what a lot of kids are eating on their first day back to school. Also, some of us adults like ham too you little b*stards!


Take me to pound town


Never liked this bitch attitude but was too nice to tell her


i really wanna whole heartedly spend time with family but i feel so guilty for not studying


You dey go deliverance you dey bath soap can somebody tell me what is happening


About to buy a second pair of crocs


Just want to also say I had the greatest time in Arizona with @user @user @user @user @user @user @user That was my Twitch Con 2020 love you all


They really made Venom say a girl isn’t his type and then say he’s out of the closet


Just shut down my laptop for the day, which means that this bitch is officially on a much-needed vacation until next Thursday


Went to a Dominican Barbershop today, never letting U colors touch my scalp again


Sushi is sooo mf delicious


Oomf when i catch you for this


might finally have a new avatar soontm


nun just talked myself into buying a $500 wig


I’m really not looking forward to taking a math class but it must be done


You ever get off track with praying or reading the bible & something in your life falls off track too?


this is one of those loveee songsss


So good to hear @TommySmythESPN doing the Champions again!


This time baby, I'll be... Bulletproof


Mune chelsea


where are the jjpope school fics?


Where's the yanderes who won't betray you at?


The local CBS/9 news anchor should have their mic cut off soon before they say something really dumb about Tiger. They’re really hovering around that line. I know he’s a celebrity & a great athlete but there’s no real news about that story now, just leads to speculation city.


Them fuckers best hope we out of the stadiums for ages cuz the place would be a fuckin warzone right now fuck tta


My grandma throwing me a grad party, but in all reality it’s about and for her not me


been having a great day and ya girl got off early


tmrw client tweet


my skin care routine got me feeling like a freaking glazed donut


Play like dead


Die in these Cuban Links


I need to be in Miami on a yacht


so this is adulting gyud no? my parents constantly reminding me of electric bills, monthly appliances bills and water bills. hays, 22 y/o and still fighting


Hearing bunga saavi remix in the morning


just had a vanilla frappucino knowing damn well it’s gon f up my stomach


Hello, Indianapolis! It is 5:56 pm.


i be tryin my best & that’s all I can do


Y'all I finally got the battery for the mini laptop and one diagonal row of keys (e,d,c) doesn't even work


I'm not a Roblox pro or anything but even I got excited that on Adopt Me.. buying my second cracked egg.. I got another Unicorn. Yes 10 and 7 year old are jealous. No I'm not trading with them


38 weeks and I'm just ready to meet my sonshine


Hit my ankle wit da back screw of my scooter dat shit hurt like nobody business I know it's go bruise up


this trip was a short one but definitely a good one


Cherry blossom campaign still goes strong


You can’t download a song on Spotify. It’s either you download a playlist or an album. Abeg I want my money back


I love Mexico TSA you don’t have to take your jacket or shoes off.


Reading a book outloud allows you get through the book consistently, while comprehending every page


just an fyi the giveaway winner will be chosen with a random name generator to keep it fair


Tomorrow is a big day for India. It’s a little big day for our little startup too - we’re launching Swasthya Plus Tamil, Swasthya Plus Assamese, and Swasthya Plus English. More details tomorrow


I’m loving all my new outdoor scenes this week


My Son Love Rice Pudding & Idk If I Can Even Fuck Wit Young Boul Like That Anymore FrFr


just realized sydney was in everything sucks


I forgot to tell y’all, I’m gonna be a boy dad


mars in Taurus = pretty moans.


Remember you no get room ooooooooooo...... stop posting weather... weather. Kabutey!


Takeoff mastered a flow that even inspired some of his OGs to copy. He gon be cemented in history for it. Long live


Maybe I’m not sore from sleeping..... maybe I’m sore from carrying in a shit ton of groceries so my dad and I only have to make one trip


So hard when you’re the person who remembers and notices even the littlest, tiniest details


today’s news just made my whole week


*looks around gayly* What do we have over queer?


$16k in 2 hours? #Bitcoin


In the last 24hrs I've received a fantastically generous offer of help from @user and a beautiful message of support from @user So so kind, thoughtful and caring. Thanks both! Brum is lucky to have two of the finest Eduheroes on the planet!


Is Spirit Airlines that bad...?


I’m busy baptizing men all day. Don’t say I don’t do the Lords work.


Honestly feeling like streaming later tonight and mess with dalle mini. Should I do it


There are 958 Non-Human @user total. All other #BGK have a Human body trait (>90%) 165 Non-Humans are listed for sale 48% are listed greater than 1 ETH (79) Let's break it down


Going to go through the braces stage one more time


Oh now it decides to snow


Doc standing dead behind him, don't blame ya Doc HIDE BRUH


Anyone else feeling horny? Hmu


Aaand I'm back! Didn't miss anything over the weekend, did I?


I was mistaken about the nap, clearly...


On a long train journey and it was moving super slow until Venom by Little Simz started playing on my Spotify. The train then started moving Sonic speed. Way too fitting


im home and im gonna speedrun sm art rn


Watch me see the red flags as if it’s a carnival lmfaoooo


lol just told my parents i wanna experiment with it/it’s pronouns and they said they don’t like it and made fun of me


I love watching Kevin Gates Helpline


gonna bleach my hair and re-pierce my nose to celebrate finally leaving the bean factory


Anyone else feeling like we’re seeing the beginning of an attempted canceling of Rogan (after the “medical” petition and this Neil Young absurdity)? Funny part is…he can’t be cancelled


My ass late for my appointment


BRAVES WIN! #ForTheA #MixItUp


#Bitcoin below $19,000


I have a drawing that I did yesterday of hyunjin and felix with the outfits of the Maxident trailer, but maybe I'll adjust it a little bit and then post it here, wait for it!


“Can’t you just name your kids normal names?” NO


I'm SO grateful. This spiritual stuff is really real


Life is too short suck his dick on the first night


I love vacay


Somedays are easier then others. But today that is not the case


Please let this be the last tournament of Garethball we have to endure


Listening to She's in the Rain, and making myself cry. Thanks, The Rose


my dad jus sent me $ should I spend it on the shoes I want orrrrr stuff I need


orbits need to consider the very real possibility that some of the members might no longer want to be idols


Looks like it’s gonna be Rolling Loud for me


Some people look nice until they're anonymous.


Being sick and still having to be a mom is rough


Ouhhh okayyy


Ok last, bewareee


Ima tell my son wipe dem tears same way my momma told me


I could really take that ride to NOLA to hit up Chinese Kitchen


Ruby Bridges


I bought my dad a Fear of God cap cause I’m the best daughter ever


so my bf went to pick up friends of mineral town from best buy where he preordered it for me... and they just... didn’t have it


900 years for Kayode


My Lord, Take me somewhere far from this hurtful world.


edvin said he himself cooks so I wonder if he can teach omar a bit in return of omar teaching him how to pose


I miss drinking cold snacks at the pub


Derr nor squad dey start compare Giroud to Ronaldo.. Ano dey barb some squad for here...


just 3 months ago i pinky promised my uber driver “no couch potato 2020”


oh….. just realised its been 10 years since i got myself into kpop


Don't think i can teruskan this embroidery tonight. Stomach killing me to a point i want to


Going Grocery Shopping Always Makes Me Happy


they'll perform both louder than bombs and dis-ease


I want to go on a 6 month hiatus


Bismillah, December be nice, stay healt mental, money etc xixi


White pigeons are very much alive in my neighborhood and I’m very happy to see that


I'll get a niece or nephew one day


ISO any front ga or pods for Melb n2


I think I’m dying my hand ankle is hurting so bad I can’t even write notes


The workout I just did outside hit.


Must Halaand score in every match


Southwest is having a saleeee


I have never been bowling or mini golfing before


I’m streaming Valorant tonight from 7:30-11pm ct! If anyone wants to play let me know


I’m up to $133 in points at Ulta and I’m not stopping any time soon, I WILLLLL have my dyson air wrap


Hate that I am getting more and more nervous about going to the Man City game week on Sunday because of the amount of people that will be there haven’t been since November 2019 I know I will be ok when I get there just the initial thought of it


i would go out and buy some but i can’t walk


Let's look for food


Debbie Lesko IS nuts. @user finest


School father needed urgently


Wow that shot is insane.


Shoutout to when my boss asked me what my login username was so he could see what training I had left and I couldn’t tell him that my username was HornyAvocado8000 so I told him I forgot and made a new one LMFAO


Who user detected cheat multipel account & multipel adreess i Will baned you from the airdrop thank you Soon i Will add more airdrop 100000 IUS for 10k participants 100000 IUS : 10000 user I use Google form for the airdrop stay tuned


I let my thoughts run wild when I’m thinking of you


Na Live Elaine Martins


Finally bought my iPad and apple pencil


Goodmorning!!! D-1!!!!


time to listen to kolo again


been banging my head against the wall trying to write these new songs. the ideas are there i just need to put them together


Don’t let the door hit ya on tha ass


It's 8pm and I haven't done my assignment for tmrw morning


why can’t most men just accept I am not attracted to them


Look both ways before you cross me


My cousin wants to know what I'm cooking for the Superbowl. Wait until she finds out whatever it is, it will be made in her kitchen.


Y u playin with my emotions can’t you see I’m just trynna put things in motion, I’m just trynna be your main squeeze banger


So I’ve never had Hanas.


Feeling like your almost dying and sweating feels so good lol


Being straight is a curse, thank god I'm Bi


My professor jus yelled at me in front of my whole class for a straight 7 minutes on zoom


Normalize giving gifts no matter how small to the person you care about. I mean just imagine whenever that person use that thing or even sees it they will remember you and probably smile with joy


Idk how people can say they peaked in highschool. After I graduated, my glo up officially began


I put my trust in you just for you to be like everyone else you fucking gook


ayaka in an hour and im so excited but im having the worst cramps i can’t actually be excited for her rn


Okeeeyyyyyy


She called the police for help and got shot


my future man probably somewhere laughing at another girl's jokes i cant breathe


I’ve really enjoyed this LJ competish. ALL 2 JUMPS OF IT


Dirty stinking jammy hurrrs LOVE IT


Turning over a new leaf


The skirt I wore for my birthday was mad cute I’m like ooo I can get with thisss


Ghana flights


ah this fortnite sure is soothing


i never have a cupsleeves.... gosh the yunho cupsleeve is so pretty... ㅠㅠ x de sspe nak blnje hann ke


Got my license letsss drive trough the country


my class just ended uh


Oh shit. I'm only 20 away from 800. May have to post that song I recorded sooner than I thought.


Wow I was so close to Rey clean my room until somebody said something


What is going on .... NO STORE HAS THE NINTENDO SWITCH ! Like who the fuck bought them shits out !!!!!


i dream about things like turning my hair, nails, and wardrobe + stylists into celebrity stylists


This ain’t tic for tac let’s make this thing a blowout...


Bored ain’t even the word fam


I done stayed long enough, married white women are tryin buy me drinks now


the pain of discipline or the pain of regret?? loaded up even bigger sized short today so i won't regret tomorrow. pure disipline no emotion pure liqudation. 1% Luck 1% Talent 98 % Never give up 100% Success formula


get anxious coming to my trainer and I have no clue why


Im going ducking crazy


i’m ready to fail this test


love it when two clearly high and unpredictable men literally corner heather and I backing us up until we manage to get away


Think I might rearrange my living room


Bitch pls


i’ll be so mad if i have a fire pic and some club promoter just takes it for a random ass flyer


im so glad i chose to move how i do bc i be knowing how shit gone play out in the end


ima have a nice lil tan for kyndras wedding, basically instead of pastey white im just finna be white


Money is not a problem. The problem is I don't have any of it.


My new alter ego name is AB


I fell asleep on the couch working. I woke up 10 minutes later hearing that they’d mixed the slim and play doh together. Now I’m hearing how hard it is to come off. I slightly remember my youngest laying beside me prior to dozing off. Whew Chile...


Why I can’t find these stacked pants.


#Sibocilib product monograph, health technology assessments and more! Access drug documents


i'm hungry for an anorexic heart


To everyone fighting internal battles, dealing with problems yet they still manage to put on a smile, help people and even go on with their day like their life is perfect. Pray, Learn, Persevere, Survive and overcome


Lady justice just lost her blindfold.


"Fake Trump Supporters?" Sen. Johnson. Has ANYONE been arrested who was NOT a Trump agitator? Give us just ONE.


Question: how do you pups take care of your neoprene hoods? Wondering if maybe there’s something I should be doing to care for mine...? Curious to know


Eu quero ir no show do Justin


I believe you can already simulate PES2021. Boot up #eFootballPES2020, go to settings and choose “Reset MyClub”.


If anyone wanted to marry me in like 5 years come prepared with the cutest English bulldog... I actually have a breeder ready lol just ask me to show you cats and dogs I want lol


im so glad i ate all my binge foods so now i have nothing to binge on


I like my beer cold and my women hot


"The modern artist must live by craft and violence. His gods are violent gods. Those artists, so called, whose work does not show this strife, are uninteresting." - Ezra Pound #art LIKE & REWTEET


so apparently my college is gonna have in person classes next semester up until thanksgiving break then it’ll be virtual till finals


ain’t no better feeling


day two and i’m really thinking about going somewhere to smoke a head


Since when has Raphinha been on penalties??


Bought a car with over 300hm just to drive it in ECO


I need more female friends who’s tryna make a bag


Inter Miland


Ok Franklin was right about Onyx Equinox ngl..


This song is a masterpiece it even deserves an entire documentary, open your arms to the world & let it transcend you


yep, #Stray hat sich gelohnt. gutes Spiel.


This hot and cold weather is literally making me sick and I hate it here


instead of sleep there is streaming


so i bit the bullet and spent the money on myself, i will now be becoming an ipad kid


□W.N I'll be doing TS as the 5 years old Aaron. Since in the original manhua I can't find any Aaron He's childhood pic, I'll use Jason He's instead. Have fun playing with him


Finally saw uncut gems and fuck that shit man


3 months till I am 30…


I been missin u for 10K hours


They bringing back “on my block”too on Netflix my birthday month is lit so far


#IBlewIt I blew it second chances, let us see


This fish broth hitting Yc


About to take a deep dive into @user 45-part series on Safe Withdrawal Rates. Wish me luck and see you on the other side


I just wanna let y’all know GOD IS REAL!! I doubted him a few times and he showed me exactly why I shouldnt! You may not think he hears you but he heard you loud and clear


“Pride is what you had, Babygirl I’m what you have”


guess who has to go get their nose re pierced a week before Eid


Im done listening to rap yall talking about shit that I aint with


That Red Hawk Luffy used was something serious


That's on Salah and his Christmas vibes


O Peter Quill


I’m late for work because I wanted a mani pedi


I dunno if im late but happy nonbinary day to my nonbinary followers


I wish I could grow a unibrow


prob just gonna go through the bookmarks soon to clean before the 1st


Class from Bruno


Senegal is heading to the knockout stage


╱ tempted to bring my fjerdan oc here too


Absolutely after dinner I will need to drink a coffee, or.. Mmm.. Definitely I'll start really early with mates


Idk why I run throwback warrior highlights when I know what’s gon happen the 2016 season


Someone tell me to spend my money on my cap & gown. Not cowboy boots


I just spent 20min on the phone with @Walgreens not to have one prescription I need. Heated doesn't even begin to cover it I changed my son's prescription to @cvspharmacy because during the height of the pandemic #Walgreens couldn't keep it in stock i'm about to switch too


who else hates Jack Harlow’s music


Convinced all the good men jumped in a rocket ship and headed to Mars


i am fr so happy and I have the best people in my life


Mishhh


I’m driving my ford from Nashville To Memphis. My tags expired March of 2019


I have to grab a taxi to the airport at 5am tomorrow and I’m as annoyed as I’m excited. What kind of ungodly hour is that


Waste of time doing the Acca for tonight. Should have just left it (or backed the other teams i selected!)


Me haces re mallll.


Can someone please explain to me why summer is their favorite season of the year?


I’ve had two sips of this cappuccino and I already feel wired


What's my club still doing in that thing...it's been an hour


gonna eat as little as possible today cause i’m tired of being fat and bloated


I kinda just do OF for fun at this point... hm, might put out short/daily videos on my feed soon. Be sure to join up before all the shenanigans start!!!


we figured out how to play football


Many of you are very fine on this app and you think it makes you special


he gave her the magic donut but she didn't wake up THIS IS SICK WAKE UP


I love seeing Zaya Wade flourishing and coming into herself. I love that the black lgbtq community just adopted her as our niece. I hope niece knows she has more love and support than hate. We are rooting for her.


Can't believe I'm going to support Brentford and Arsenal


My work besties are 30 & 54


And I been told y’all he call me BIG POPPAAAA


You know lol with the whole being self conscious of size I mean I think women would rather have bigger titties and thighs then a man have a smaller penis lol


Bitch im too clean, pristine I still love you codeine


Lashes are in and they are BEAUTIFUL . About to pack them up in my cases and post them to my Instagram ! Get there . @user is my insta


Every day we’re one day closer to a frank ocean album


My absolutely perfect husband made BLTs for dinner & I’m remembering why I picked him, all over again.


Bardstown vs Trinity next week


Very affecting end to #SalisburyPoisonings - credit to all involved - a devastating real-life story sensitively told & brilliantly acted


Yall be soooo MESSY


i just need ppl to stfu and stay out my damn business…it’s honestly not that damn hard. they aren’t paying you so what’s your issue bruh


I’m having Shameless withdrawals


Resisting the urge to follow the crowd and post my covid vaxx card


Hey @tradingview and @FTX_Official can you pls get together and add the $RAY @user perp ticker to TV so I can set alerts and get on with my life instead of having to check the price every 15mins? Thanks


How you ready for a M on yo tictoc/instagram account but not yo bank account


Only realised late last night that today's a public holiday. My connection to the outside world, is tenuous & selective. Need to replan my day...


Making tortitas de carne for dinner with mom


i miss fanatics


I play tag & you IT for life. You a clown, you do IT for likes.