i’ll never forget that one time i was making phone calls at work and a girl answered her husbands phone and i said “hi, this is angelina calling from heb curbside and i was hoping to get in touch with —“ and she was like “this is his wife, what do you want?”


Of the 64 songs on the latest #MusicalDiscoveries compilation: 3 had under 10 plays 33 had under 100 plays 57 had under 1000 plays. Want to discover #NewMusic you probably never heard before?


highlight of my day is that my mom just spelled my name like “Avery”


Y’all really out here tryna call Nick Cannon a RACIST?! Do you guys not understand the true definition of racism?? Like come on I learnt this in 9th grade


Sundress season is here y’all


please do not hit that notify anyway


me and rose struggling


Really stoked to hear that @user is playing my song “Captain” right now. Thanks neebs! My record “Italian Ice” is out May 29 everywhere.


hoping everything will be alright. have a goodnight


I have a fever of 103


Jayce noticed the different decor on the mantle and he said “So Cool”


I’m not the person to try to get over on I promise you’ll end up looking like a


i want someone to love me like @user loves BTS


If possible too, sale her


Right boys and girls I'm gonna sign of here, gonna come back looking a laugh this hun shit has me being bitter and I'm fed up with it. Take care and keep giving them hassle, god bless ya all , except the huns that is


strictly Plant-based protein


2 | 22 | 22 • frozen strawberry margaritas & keep’m coming


Mfs really calling my nigga a rapist cause he got tattoos


I NEED @ZO2_ to come to the Bulls


Earlier today we announced via @jenkinsthevalet that we're opening up character creation tools for more than 100 other NFT communities! As a content creator in the space, this really matters to me. Below I've shared why


Happy 12 @user ‘s day


damn i really finished alice in boderland in 1 day


Tacos & wine this weekend


no i ain’t getting high mama, i’m getting by mama


Let’s go Bulls


My dad just keeps telling me I’ll be 24 in 5 months


And people still try to tell me that messi is better than Ronaldo


Bokuroo bonding over how much they love Kenma and specifically his tiny frame bc he's so talented at taking their huge cocks. They both get home, horny as hell and riled up and Kenma is just curled up on the couch all innocently. "What's up with you two...?" Bkkr:


Friendly reminder I love art trades and will always be down for them! Prints, clay, candles, crystals, tarot/astrology readings, anything!! I love trading with u guys


My girl won’t have to worry about losing any friends because I’m gone always be the person she won’t have to worry about losing


People are outraged over Covid19...the migrants... Mass shootings... relief money.... voters Rights...the filibuster... taking guns.... what I'm going to eat later.... the struggle is real


My man got a fresh cut and I don’t know how to act


I'm enjoying 2H stamsorc a bit too much omg, I'm so k¡lly it's great...though I still find the whole concept of a stamina sorcerer to be blasphemous


Started charging myself 10 squats every time I wanna do a dab and let me tell ya my ass is getting FAT


Replying/responding w/ a "po", tegeleg ne egerd??


Blessed is the one who has believed. Good morning


Idgaf about no looks. If your attitude is trash , move along


Tekken stream tonight?


just had the best feeling failure in my life


Thank you white money, put some spotlight on cross, he needs it


I miss my harry potter phase


crying and screaming bc I dont have a marius von hagen


Never driving through the state of West Virginia again. I forgot to pay my 2 tolls immediately after passing through there and what should’ve been $5.25 for the two of them is now costing me $75 in fees


Solji will never know how in love i am with her and i think thats really sad


Bought it this mornin...drive it like it stolen


I love the #itfc timeline


twitter is not the same as it used to be. the internet is a scary place


Pagi ini kali kedua mami bertanya soal Instagram, tapi pertanyaan yang keluar adalah: “Helen, ada masalah?” In my whole life, this past several years is the first time for me to not too open up with my mom about many thingzzzz


I go through this, I'll be as hard as a rock, like diamond


So happy that Conan got nominated for an Emmy!


It's not enough that I'm walking around with a child but weird men with pedo moustaches go out of their way to hit on me and it makes me ver sad


I’m.......Ready to leave


i forgot to put on my rings. necklace. and earrings because i rushing for work. i’m pissed


wanna get drunk and nasty? yea


uh my vhope heart


men whose talent is dwarfed by that of Taylor Swift stop tripping on themselves in a sad attempt to dunk on her challenge


I really wanna do my make up, but my skins is so trash rn, I’m so upset


Peoples having a go at CZ when our attacking players have mustered 1 goal (a penalty) in 39 attempts in the last 2 games.


Now that 6 hour meeting is over with, Happy Tuesday


As of right now I can still attend my father's funeral on Thursday! Please all keep your fingers crossed that this doesn't change


I need some music. Some of that new migo, deep Lil Wayne, deep lil baby, drake. Now playing beat Box


Man damn my back hurt!!!


Period hormones on a full time high rn


i have no idea if this guy still wants to see me or not


Watching bluey


Selamat pagiiiiii! Wish our day better than tomorrow!


LD&R S02E03


Love Craft country is pretty good. I love super natural shows and the cast is black so yeah


Ah therapy. Also known as my bi weekly cry time


So I’m taking an social media break for today to get myself together I’ll be back tomorrow but please take care everyone and let your friends know you love them cause you never know when it can be the last time you get to see them Love y’all see you tomorrow


i get bored so easily and then binge


I love calling burger and arguing it be so fun


God why didn’t u give me bigger titties now I gotta pay for them myself


man my head be hurting me soooo bad .. all i be wanting to do is lay down


the best way to burn calories is to have a dance party in ur room at 2 am on a school night and blast ur spotify playlist. it doesn't matter if its mitski or mcr, u can make some choreography out of that shit


I be knowing the T..I mind my business tho


Where are all those Leopards experts when you need them?!


Suns -9


Also I need to grow the fuck up and start eating leftovers. I know that I’m only gonna eat half of what I get and then put it in my fridge and throw it away a week later


You thinking about how to pillow talk wit her I’m running digits for our children we not the same


Aym sad send food


New thread on @user about current wins and losses from nfts, go give it a read if you’re interested


I’m afraid to relisten to VLV now


Wow my man and I really got each other nice gifts for each other’s careers


oo nah i lied i want a bacon avocado burger from denny’s


some of y'all are addicts with all these dc's and still queuing ranked


QCYN2 Stan do this: 1st trainee catch ur attention: Keran 1st bias: Keran Current bias: Keran Fave ship: KeFan Fave squad: Triple L Bias wrecker: Linfan Fave Stage: MAMA Team A Fave dorm: Dorm 9 Drop ur version in comment section


Thank god our taste is almost same


Headphones should be here either tomorrow or the next day! Can they get here in time for a weekend stream?!


It really do be men out there that don’t wanna see you happy . It just kills them on the inside seeing you smile


To the person trying to hack my Snapchat. Stop


The drive thru theatre opening for my birthday.


my monster drink tastes like ass like not even playin'


I get to fly my first aircraft Saturday


oh to be chosen as bed by cats


At this point I need everybody to put me on wit somebody


Fuck a ghoul from Kentucky


"- god is in all of us - so is tracy lambert" gets me every time


Ngl, sometimes I drive in complete silence. Like no music or anything because sometimes even that feels overwhelming


If y'all don't root fot italy tomorrow... better give a look under your beds


Give Wiley 10 years or less he’ll have his own R. Kelly documentary


2022 is the year of me being an absolute slut so


Well, a kestrel *and* a buzzard **and** a peregrine ***and*** an osprey make for a pretty special shift on the #trainbirding front.


Lord let me do my hair


Ice rink I booked for 50 kids tomorrow morning has just cancelled due to a water accident. So now I'm taking 50 kids, expecting to skate, to a botanical garden!


Welcome another morning... may today have a lot of blessings


*opens my phone* notification on lock screen: guess what? you’re SO fertile rn!


Today I found two pins and a (clean) table knife in my bed, none of which have been used since Sunday


Dooley did NOT have to do us like that


Crushing Goals


bruhhh these Cole Haan loafers


love when girls compliment my lips


Ima sliiiiiiide... anytime u want!


On a light day I keep me a honeybun


imagine the urek vs hell joe fight animated


To my future husband.. please take me to go see @johnlegend in concert plz


Ready for a seafood bag


Bro really making over $18 to sit by a door and check badges I’m bro


Love having first pick for rodeo tickets


The best part about my job is that we laugh, we have fun, and we learn. All days aren’t home runs, but most are pretty great.


project baby less than a month


#WoW grinding tonight at 9PM EST. Hold me to it. I’ll see you there


Racing tips today 29/12/22 Ayr; 1.40 Captain Quint 4/1 Punchestown; 2.25 Harveys Quay 4/1 Lingfield; 1.50 All About Alice 4/1 2.50 Henry ' Fifth 9/1 e/w 3.20 Idoapologise 11/2 Wolverhampton; 2.45 Twenty'fgrey 15/2 e/w 3.15 Camachess 9/2 3.50 Kim Wexler 9/2 6.50 Jenny Ren 5/1


so DSU where’s my refund ?


$cei Dude what up with Forward Slash... Is that sum kinda// team #trump// Russian p p mob tapes warning thing or what ????


I need go get these kids a tank for the turtle


Ready for reciprocation, reassurance , and consistent communication. If that’s not what ima get from you please leave me alone fr from now on thanks


When it’s your birthday and it’s really slow at work so they decide to send someone else home instead of you


FUCKING KNEW IT


Tickets went on sale ?? Oh good luck


People should stoo buying all the toilet paper and start board games


shupport everywhere


I'm cryin'


Niggas hittin wheelies on the e way


Na things wey go make Don Jazzy send me money I wan dey post now.


I flirt by asking you where you get that food from knowing damn well I don’t eat that


Interesting how normal the weather has been since UK started demolishing Kirwan-Blanding


I'm happy TSR didn't post Nicki today. Those people are vile. However could this mean she has gotten a good publicist who told them to stop/lawyer did something


So i recieved a hand written note


cant wait to grow with u & be beside u throughout all u do hehehehe we gna encourage each other to do better always n im grateful for u


I’m not sure if we can stop things like @0xPolygon normalizing dangerously-centralized risk in DeFi, or the @wef infiltrating decentralized governance systems to bootstrap their Great Reset. But we can expose these things and watch them happen with our eyes very wide open.


Dicc soo good, I’ll make ah Bad Bit*h Behave!


And to think Junkyu is actually going to see the birthday events prepared for him in Korea cuz his mom takes pictures of them and sends to him really warms my heart even more... he deserves all these love and appreciation and many more, I hope he sees and knows that


Rien


keep forgetting that i have to use the broken heart emoji


One of my biggest pet peeves that sends me through the roof immediately is being double or triple texted bc I didn’t reply in 5 minutes... or being called a minute after being sent something. Like it makes me soooo hot


I’ve never been so heartbroken to be so far from home


So I never used to add titty milk in my manz food before until now... But he just told me that my cooking started to taste exactly like his moms.. Should I Be Worried??


Set up electricity for the new apartment!!! This is all coming together and I can’t be more excited


Setting boundaries should be a normal thing in life.


Limits are just in your mind. Let yourself fly wherever you want


I Love Tasha


Tesla down another 12% today


Yay special birthday present to the hooman ordered


writing a concept album about falling in love with an AI that gets encrypted and I can never speak to her again


Dust had the sunset looking extra pretty his evening


Jorginho to come off?


Being told you’re glowing is top 2


Don't like football anyways! Called it! The Wednesday way


I think I wanna start doing anime/manga/movie reviews on TikTok. Is that something yall would watch?


It's a beautiful night. . . We're looking for something dumb to do. . . Hey baby. . . I think I wanna marry you.


$30 Uber Eats gift card! Cmon employee appreciation week


Love discovering triggers years later and out of the blue


Oh...My...God...


Not me deliberately put the cute Cap kids costumes at front of the dress up bit in the kid’s department at work tonight


I feel like shit. I just want Cas back


moon by seokjin and moon by akmu are both masterpieces and the only moon songs i want to hear for the rest of my life


I get ptsd from walking on wet floors, even tho I’m the one that mopped. My mom HATED when you would walk on her freshly mopped floor


Biggest regret’s not picking up more @user Good alpha, greater community.


I ain’t logged outta Facebook yet


Hello, Indianapolis! It is 4:28 pm.


My wife went for her 20 week scan today, number 5. We were going to try to find out the gender but thought it was best to wait a few years & ask them... Only joking got another baby Girl on the way!


Today’s one of those nestle in bed after work kind of days


I wouldn’t mind running away to Vegas and getting married, then coming home like guess what yall


Netflix muna bago tulog


Let me tell you guys. My bf cutest person on the planet


Firm believer in you could have left me alone


should I drop tonight or wait til tomorrow confess gang


Sick i cant be in Vegas with my family this weekend


Good morning. Still sick sadly. On a liquid diet now. Anyway, I am reading a compendium of Demons. Pretty interesting stuff. It’s for a project. Hoping to start publishing stuff in March of next year.


pretend i didint tweet that


I've been trying to find a job as a tutor or helping with hw and ngl I really got my hopes up with all these "please help write my essay" tweets so like if anyone needs hw help instead of followers or wants an art lesson or something hit me up


Someone telling me they coming over. Me laying wrapped in a a blanket indecent until they pull in


klase nasad next tuesday?


Covid day 5: I no longer remember what it’s like to be able to inhale deeply without coughing


Her T-mobile is probably still down right ?


Paris this month


Gas is now $3.87 here at Walmart and the cars are swarming here like ants! Might I remind them, it used to be $1.87 in the prehistoric time of 2020!


my neighbor so loud on this game that he might as well be in my crib like wtf


Also 10 pounds lighter


Man got me lunch today


“money doesn’t buy happiness “ plsss it would solve all my issues


hope he ain flexin wen we catch his ah its shots all thru the glass


I don’t know why but I feel like I’m being stalked


None of my pants or shorts are fitting ... I'm having a hard time understanding how I am not the same size I've been since I was in 8th grade, like this is literally the first year I can't wear clothes from high school


playing anti-hero at the gas station as they should


Decock template loading


Time really does fly when you’re happy


Am I about to buy an iMac when my basically brand new MacBook is staring at me untouched.. yes


Can’t wait to get home, put on an oversized tshirt, take this makeup off and love on my bbs


Logging out I have a headache


Whatever that fucking mean


I stopped reading jjk manga cos I decided to just watch the anime first (laziness yes) but oof prolly won't read it now cos from what I'm seeing it's painful. This is just like the anxiety I feel for bnha.


Any laptop experts here??


Branay goin tell me im lying bout what happened to my face


Learnt a lot again today. More material gathered for ‘the book’. Reflective.


he can’t finish what he just started? because, his daughter, run away? that bastard? still, interrupt his daughter? when, she plays w jebat’s cage stuff? puteri, seduced him? by, deceive? puteri, said. puteri, will feed him? his daughter... run, again? puteri, won’t feed evil?


almost ate shit listening to bad bunny on the stair master


Wanting to buy parts to make your car look nicer but you gotta spend your money on making it run right first


I turned in one assignment so that’s enough school work for me today


at least i’m not addicted to nicotine


What is it about evil characters that we like cause


Costco is giving food samples again


I have a skims robe otw and I cannot wait for it


Dear God, don't let us marry someone that will waste us or kill us.


Taking me out is getting expensive... I’m worth it tho


I’d kill for a Central Market or Whole Foods date


My problem is I wanna be held like a infant and I’m 28


Cute ,thick bitch, but she broke that’s my pet peeve


Can’t go in with sha’uri to her appointment soo I will go walk around the zoo in the meantime


Nvmnd it’s margarita day not tequila day


It’s finally bf birthday month


Living in the Bay Area I never understood that people could just befriend you to smoke your bud & to get free shit out of you until I moved to San Diego and I met people willing to do a whole lot for free weed & a sesh. Some freaky I’ll wait for you as you get off don’t worry


No matter how hard life is, once in a while go out and spoil yourself problems never end.


In desperate need of a Nines album


Pro-tip: get a cute glass for water and it’ll remind you to drink more water


Whats for me will stay and what isnt will stray


Hey, my father says I should I apologize for saying you have no swag, sorry so much you have much swag


my mother is setting me up


And what is so wrong with being insecure about something and being in a position to change it? I’ve been insecure about my nose since elementary school I’m not ashamed to admit it. Y’all create these insecurities in people and then get mad?


Don’t be my peace, I have that..be at peace with yourself so we can love each other correctly


They come back when you boolin, They come back when ya drippin


Thank God little Cleo found alive.


sana is so cute in fbe i think i cried a little


Having fever and sinus at the same time is the worst feeling


Salah and mane been dey fast ?


Honestly the best birthday plans are just a day where I have 0 responsibilities and 0 decisions I’m required to make. Thanks @user


Eliminated juice from our house


praying that everyone is safe in this heat


I keep seeing images, etc concerning “twins”


if we’ve ever talked, I probably have u on mute to spare my feelings


It’s so hot that we had the hall plastered today and it’s already dry


Good morning, it's raining Wednesday:(( eat your breakfast na and please stay safe!


New Season of Grown-ish


i wanna do a thread later


Why does Joe hate half of the characters he has played??


Let’s take a trip


My #lightningcollection Metallic Pink just reached my country


What’s the first thing you think about in the morning? Whatever it is, that’s what you are meant to do.


i’d assume you were hoping i wouldn’t notice, but i did..


Just sell feet photos


the niggas that let their girl dress how they want withour being threatened AND that hype them up?! kiiingsss


Nothing like being called unsupportive & being told your holding your partner back after moving states away with them to support them in their new career


Café soluble


Man there is two people no matter what song i could put on and it realates to much 1 Em as always but Mac for sure number 2 man such a all around artist man such a great all around dude and artist…. RIP


we r all condemned


My texting voice is actually deep


I’m grown I don’t have the time for petty shit


i wish i could turn back my childhood . why ? because at that time , i only knew playing with toy , instead of heart and feelings


i love drama when it’s not in any of the shows i watch, nah i lie in the ones i like too except when it includes my faves


In my community people see #Police as total custodian of the law they even ask for an interpretation of our constitution.


I’m really nice to people I’ve cared about ....sometimes too nice


Herh Ayew scoring again,I stan


Y’all ass real


i can watch tiktok vid peacefully or just cry about thingzzz and ciandrei


Ergh wireless in south


At the same time we was broke still eating Wendy’s get a 4-4 wit a coke, not white snow, but the bro know who got it, ion know them


Man I’m developing an attachment to my seal already … I knew this shit would happen… Don’t even think I’d sell for a 1.3 eth offer(but you can try if you want, like, that’d be fine)


As the best player left in the Europa League Banega deserves another Europa League trophy


Just when my legs were getting huge I would have to take off two weeks from legs bc of a knee injury


it’s august 208th how are we feeling


tennessee done messed up my bracket


she aint fucking you better than I am


Wut a day


Listening to a drum solo and I can’t go to the bar for a pint.


Percing fait


Whoever I end up with is gunna be spiritual and in tuned with themselves


Life is to short to give af about negative stuff


Wipe your mouth, there’s still a lil bit of bullshit around your lips


Very bad life goal is to have a mental breakdown so bad they gotta sedate me, Idk I’m in a silly goofy mood


My ass grabbed the hot slim Jim by mistake & im over this Bih looking crazy af tryna eat it


WELL. Looks like I’m only going to be thinking about Stupid Love for the rest the week


I'm still here to scream at every win's photo tho


Happy Birthday to my neice. She is here.


Fuckkk I was about to google something and I can’t even remember what it was


Don't stop, just rest


Didn’t want to be too reactionary to these Nations League games but England have been atrocious tonight


Spoiled tfff outta myself for the first time in forever


The subtle feeling of worry under a future


To wake up at 5AM for a hair appointment is never okay with me


My level of ruthlessness dealing with my school administration is just unmatched and I’m gaining more and more support from my peers


i love this app bc my mutuals don’t sleep either


So there were no eggs at the grocery store hmmmm


Tattoos and piercings here I cooommmeeee


your energy introduces you before you even speak


living in bst is annoying cause i miss all the late streams but at least no one ever streams when i’m at school


I need more homies in the area. Who wants to grab beers (or just eat), all on me


Waylin is about to get a makeover


who’s doing a go for nct 2021 jewel cases w/ sealed options


these italian ice things i have are literally addicting. i can never have one


should be working on these exercises but instead i'm desperately trying to find yt content to watch


It is a strange but a nice feeling how rereading a poem made me remember my passion for literature and art after a long time of losing it.


Everyone is replaceable, not me thou


Everyone's getting snow and it was 70°F/23°C here in Arkansas like what the fuck. I want snow!


God abeg I take God beg you


I can’t wait to wear pink hair


Out of emotions, filled with emptiness


#999whatsyouremergency When ur watching and regonise you’re Home Town


It's not everything you will be taught, sometimes we "Steal" knowledge


i don’t consider myself high unless i can see my lashes in my peripheral


Gangs of London #Netflix What a load of old cobblers won’t be watching season 2


who wanna see summer walker w me in nyc august 6? must know every song bc we singing along to every word


Need to be around better vibes better minds


I used to think that my overwhelmed and burnt out days/weeks/months was due to depression and was even diagnosed with major depressive disorder/treatment resistant depression & it turns out that it’s just autistic burnout & I’m glad to know I guess but this also is not fixable


I don’t get in my feelings, I’ll cheat back!


I’m ptfo


It takes me 3 tries to send a tweet…


Ready for these piercings


i guess im gonna enjoy this summer


Smoked a blunt, couple bowls then I was good


dropping a vlog tomorrow yall


Cheap possible stocks: $COF $ALL $DFS $DOW $CAT for options plays


Pspsps tl what should I draw


Plays of the day... Alabama -5 & Toledo -3.5 Buy points to be safe! Thank me later


Gon head and leave me tf alone shawty


being the only women on the bus is fucking scary asl especially the staring


This was meant to bring me down....but ke I'm the gaal....we move


Maguire that can’t challenge Ref decisions is who they are making y’all believe challenged Ed Woodward


well guys, my UTI seems to be getting better. It feels great not being able to pee every 15 minutes


Patiently waiting 'cause I know the quality of yellow is


They bouta off Kellz


A single friend gave me relationship advice netyamu


Breaking News! Governor Ugwuanyi addresses Ndi Enugu on COVID-19 pandemic SPECIAL ADDRESS BY HIS EXCELLENCY, THE GOVERNOR OF ENUGU STATE ON MEASURES TAKEN BY THE STATE GOVERNMENT IN RESPONSE TO THE CORONA VIRUS DISEASE (COVID 19) PANDEMIC A THREAD!!


3am thoughts? im grateful for those who interacted with me here!! especially for those who approached me first bc who would've thought that i'll have besties here when i can't even approach someone without being nervous


My friends ain’t text me back today, I’m appalled


Chelsea and fucking passing around in in the opposition box all the time


phone calls hit different now


Giveon’s music makes me


Fuckin ell what a half


Them soft tacos I just had


Question y’all, real shit, would I be foul if I scam my auntie cause she scammed my lil brother? No? Bet, but is there a limit to how much I should keep?


And that's a wrap for our first #MMAwards! Huge thanks to everyone who joined us on Zoom (including the lady doing the ironing!) or followed events here on Twitter. It was a wonderful celebration of leisure-time music making. Until next year!


I ain’t gone lie me and Tellz got this shit sewed up


How many people called Piggi you know?


People who share music with you are important … now send me your playlists


I’ve been trying to tweet about Kobe but every time I try I think “He’s really gone” and start crying I’m not soft or nothing but yall don’t understand this man is THE REASON I like basketball THE REASON I spent my whole life playing basketball I might just delete this account


Every where on Twitter motivational quotes But in real life zero sense plus zero motivation


Bulls playing today cant wait


I NEED those new AirTags for my keys


// All replies owed here will be done by the end of the day. That being said, I know I don’t have all I owe bookmarked. I will take a scroll to find as many as I can so if we are writing and you want a reply, like the thread or DM it to me, please. Thank you!


Selene Delgado Lopez got Facebook going crazy


They gon think I’m wit the Migos watch me Takeoff


Who could kiss the pussy like me nobodyyyyy or what ever Keith sweat said


All I want for lockdown is a #SFBX invite


A Loca Luna night would probably help my depression rn


- this a sad world we live in , y’all know dat or y’all just with all the fuck shit that be going on out here ?


ok imma gonna watch one more episode of criminal minds then going to bed, it’s 2:40am omfg


It’s crazy how in love I am with my man and the relationship we have


femmes who are kinda xenomorph with it


can they remaster gta san andreas for the 3d world


deserve natin ang goodnight pareh


Geez the propaganda wars on Twitter.


sold cutie


How you gone tell me what price you want your lashes to be


Ice cream truck going down my street now!


Jaemin bubble


I wonder how long it will be before all we have to watch on TV are repeats? Surely they won't keep filming stuff over the next few weeks? Glad I've got the radio to make up for it


Gave me access to the camera’s


Finally thank you so much lord god


VAR was introduced to help the refs make the right decisions. It is being used to help the decisions made by refs look right


If love were a human being, he would have been blind, deaf and dumb


I think I single handedly paid @user 's rent this month


kentrell gon go too far every time


COLSON LOVES KARA SM


Why do some couples look like they could be related


Bruh shit really does happen in 3s, my car will apparently be useless soon, I’ve got enough dental problems that I could be out anywhere from 600-3500$, and starting to see a therapist took a huge chunk out of my monthly budget. Why is life so expensive? Who decided this??


Forcing myself to do all hang out quests for the primos


It’s really raining today tf


oh wait, it's december


it’s gon’ be 100 degrees in my neck of the woods today . y’all stay hydrated & deodorized . i love you


waking up with 7% batt. Start ur day right?


Kessie injury… but we get to see Casado


//I just got done with Stray and I wanna cry


My forehead is hewge


good morning hoseokie


dat hij nog in die chat zit, would’ve just took the last piece of manhood I had and left


Saw these two little kids walking around holding hands and it just reminded me of when my brother and I were younger


When am I going to get a sugar daddy/mommy?


What’s better than Basketball and wings


Oh helllll nah. We are on school break and sooo many people are testing positive for covid. At this point we need to just go back to virtual so I can wfh for the remainder of the year


Tropical/tech house tune done....next genre....dubstep


My sister loves me, she bought me a new Apple Watch


is philza fuckface gone now.


well at least i’m still getting my multicultural graduation stole


New people being added to the stack black list


Why aren't City going for Gnabry ffs


You’re allowed to OUTGROW PEOPLE


This 90mm is summin’ else bro, just enough compression to get that “telephoto look” without being or costing like a telephoto lens


One thing I know for sure is one day am going to look back and say finally I made it


Good turnout tonight lads


the day i got things to do lexington wanna be up any other day he be knocked as soon as we leave daycare


I will never be able to resist opening this bird app at 8 AM when I’ll be sitting in Uni (because literally no one is awake and I won’t have anyone to text to) and then I am officially fucked


Since I'm already in the mood for period shows let's continue with #Bridgerton. 4 episodes to go.


The life you live is more important than the words you speak


Yalls Horoscopes is telling you to go outside and do something different with friends like there isn’t a pandemic going around.


I wanna get dressed up and have a girls day... Food, shopping, etc.


LA is crazy u literally see homeless people sleeping next to Lambos


George friend is taking us to the prem with a tucked in shirt


Everyday Webflow entices me


I blew 100 in a year but I ain’t fucked up bout it, live and learn and get it back that’s what the hustle taught me. Hustle n motivate that’s what Nipsey Hussle taught me


Can’t wait til I get my hair done


It’s that time of year when the duvet gets kicked down to the end of the bed


My Chaske is a godsend and I'm so grateful to have him in my life!


Streets saying the Gamma Blue 11’s dropping this year


Dying for a red ribbon mango bar


Looking for a sugar daddy. Serious inquires only


If I lose by 1 again………


goodmorningtt!!


Some of y’all are really outside.... y’all ain’t hear 90k people have died? You think it’s a joke?


I wanna sleep pa po


My dyson will be here Friday party


I was just takin naps now I be up all day all night


im talkin wap wap wap


Gas 5 mf dollars


There going to sell the club ain't they


Ain’t no second thoughts, no regrets, no kinda maybe


The most dad thing I've done today: *opens the cellar to assess the Christmas decoration situation* I get all the boxes out. I think to myself, there has got to be more boxes. Anyways, heading to Lowes now


It's terribly annoying what a farce the fight for ecology and green energy has turned into. Money, money, money and hype. The calm, sane reasoning of scientists is drowned in this empty hype. Ugh!


my username is forevergirljen because I’ll forever be a hot girl, I don’t need your opinion on this and even if you do decide to share your unwanted and goofy opinion, I simply do not care


Me watching @user vlog Mom *walks in the room* : oouu she’s beautiful! Me: ma & she’s a Gemini like us


my graduation pictures r gonna be so cute with my friends


i haven’t logged into genshin in forever i need to if i want fandango man


my dad just bought me a corset


guess i’m flying to las vegas


the vampire look, the friendsgiving look and the photoshoot look?!? pero liikkkeeee


Does it turn you on? i literally wont send the qs dont ask 1. yes 2. yes 3. yes 4. yes 5. yes 6. yes 7. yes 8. yes 9. bro yes 10. yes 11. yes 12. yes 13. no 14. yes 15. yes 16. yes 17. yes 18.


the urge to draw little doodles of me and meri


So, accidentally popped a wheelie today


My timeline not updating


I'm 1558459 images old.


If you don't like sweet British films we can't be friends. Gonna get high and watch Saving Grace.


Stew Peters vindicated for AFPAC3 MTG comments?


Sauna here I come


can’t even go to my birthday mariners game this year i wanna fight


Orange pulp is like little fruit cummies


Cocomelon been on my tv all day


Haven't watched this weeks regular #Days Sami is on so


Rearranged the entire apartment today and it feels like I new place, im hype


I wanna go to marine land, I feel nostalgic for my childhood


if u trynna get w me and u cant link me gerrafukout sorry baby


BBall Paul!! That’s it, that’s the tweet. @Bball_paul


imessage >>> snapchat


I BEEN ON MY ROCKSTAR SHIT


I was a teenage exocolonist is actually incredibly sad you will cry, but it’s very good


Why am I lowkey proud of how I made my header


Dropping "bombshells" about "allegations" concerning Herschel Walker but, hid proven truth about Hunters laptop...


I left for an hour and suddenly there’s a gang of them


omg my eyes are so heavy I can’t wait to get off


I know I’m on the right career path bc the only time I almost forget about wanting to kms is when I’m at work


You mean nothing to people wen your pocket ain't dripping


everyone on my tl is freaking out about spider man and then there's me who has never watched a marvel movie


Y’all be mad about everything but the right thing


90 and sunny for preakness Saturday is a blessing and a curse


Work from home is a bit disadvantaged tbh. Im distracted easily & it could be distressing when something comes through when you were working. Im not workaholic but i guess im not used w/ the new pattern of WFH full time. Guess what Siwon is one of the reason of my distraction


If you notice, we are now surrounded by positive people who, however, don't laugh


To the person i love, keep safe every day.


I’m sorry but these G20 people are a joke with their private jets & Boats. Big houses & SUV


These level 2'ers are mind-f*ked


I don't know what's wrong with me, but i have begin to like Nadal lately


Those lantern bugs be flying recklessly


not doja being on repeat in my household


We don’t count favors we reciprocate energy


sighhhssss the first thing i hear after getting off the plane is transphobia thank u sm family


Another Christmas Being Single


I wi never understand offside


My puppy really said fuck your white couch


Everyone tell me that I should cosplay Jason Todd as Red Hood because then it’s not just me


Juice merch finally shipped


spilling news tomorrow


wanna try corndogs from cafe costancia


I’ve had interviews all week. I’m steady applying to new jobs… I want to see the green


Forever is a beautiful lie


I feel bad for the ppl who have me on snap, ig, and twitter


All my energy goes to my kids and my financial future anything else be nonexistent


think it is very strange for some black sails anne likers to completely disregard the importance max has to anne's self discovery. it is fine to not like max as a character and all but idkkkk i get some weird vibes from jackanne shippers that downplay max's role in anne's life


Tom Hollands penis leaked?


I miss Those Guys...


Finally getting my toes done


I’m locked out my crib


I can’t eat for the next two hours and I’m starving


Osakan’s have a saying “eat till you drop”. Boy was I born into the wrong culture


Happy Tiddy Tuesday To All The Freaks


Please who is this Cedric fellow?


How did the first day of school go? Let us know in the comments below


any other baby ARMYs feeling a lil down rn?


Mitch McConnell has issues.


Dont even feel the slightest bit guilty for eating my body weight in pancakes today!


I hadn’t ate a pop tart in forever


The internet is dangerous. I have strep throat and I was looking online and now I’m convinced I have throat cancer.


I want to hug you and cry..


Guys I am going to say goodnight I love you all


just found out i have Fykiaphobia


“Being in his arms feels like coming home”


I miss Amy wine house


my brothers getting married in two weeks and i still don’t have an outfit


Not a big surprise that @Florence_Pugh completely ignored “Don’t worry darling” existence


Just got a nice new haircut, looking good, looking fresh. Aaaaand Vancouver just pissed down rain and now I look like a drowned rat because I didn’t think to bring an umbrella. Cheers Vancouver.


Y’all be too insecure about y’all dudes being out Cali.....


Why the day everyone really wanna fw you is when you die


I get hard when she walk pass me


Now i get why the message giselle sent on bbl ‘hey, i’m your savage’ is kinda like an inside joke with the girls


Just lost a great aunt to covid - she refused to be vaccinated - spent her last days struggling to breathe and fully indignant of her situation - refused to be vaccinated and that just sucks - RIP Mary G


i didn’t even hit my glow up yetttt


Everyone, wish me luck for tomorrow. I'm going to see a plastic surgeon to see if I'll get accepted for breast reduction surgery


and that’s it for today daw HAHAHAHA shutakels bondelle


i deserve to be a stay at home mom and cater to my son but things just don’t always work out that way


Might get another unplanned summer retreat ep if jimin really splash that water on jungkook


The Joker and the Queen music video. My heart


I guess I could have a salad for dinner


Everytime I Book A Flight To FL shit get weird


i heard that andre is in the process of suing postmates AND burger king


Idc if we stop talking one u willl never do is mock my name


omg i forgot to wear my elastics to school ugh


I’m high and masturbating


Forgetting abt corona virus then going around bots and being reminded abt it every 2 seconds <<<


if u wanna play imessage games w me play the damn game don’t try to have a conversation w me


It really sucks being such an irritable person you can breath wrong and ill be annoyed


I know so many beautiful girls


Minions, me funaron


omg mingi bot exists


Had a good workout and a good meal. I feel a good nap coming on


Finished an outstanding trade, feeling GOOD


Been going in with this air fryer


It's been a while since I've woken up with my 7 am alarm and stayed awake. I'm starting to feel sleepy and it's only 2 pm, so that's proof enough that I've been going to sleep much later than midnight


Istg when I take off with this nail shit y’all gone hate me


“yo best friend on my line now , thinkin I should give him my time now”


Catching feelings for me, catching feeing for my life style


um ano do show da the nbhd


Hello, Indianapolis! It is 7:36 pm.


people really out here spending bills to take classes on how to customize air forces


One thing about me, imma always muscle thru whatever tf in my way


No matter the outcome of the election, me la pelan...


Is ground beef and hamburger meat the same thing?


Well Orlando has a stay at home order starting on Thursday


Thanks to all influencers for atleast responding me


Me: One 30 minute meeting and I'm exhausted. No one talk to me for the rest of the day Pablo: I have 8 meetings today Me: Could NOT handle


i like to lay on the floor on my stomach


Join the conversation and let's build a better society after coronavirus


This retwist is lit


Don’t say no slick shit to me cause ima take it and run with it... you gone be a hater in my eyes forever even if I decide to still be cool with you


no but 4th gen bg stan put "stay dni" on their bio but yet always mentioning skz and stay every single damn minutes.. like what the fuck do you actually want?!


then Ima turn around & tell all my friends


I’m so tired of hearing “ I’m hungry “ from Samaria on down to my mama


im so tired dude i wanna sleep


little mix 10th year anniversary soon


Anybody else on 60k a month need A short break in Spain.


Elon Musk is full of shit. Real shocking development there.


How tf y’all want people to be “role models” on an app that aint for no fucking kids???? Model them damn parental controls and GET YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN OUT OF GROWN PEOPLE’S SHIT.


hate when my period hormones make my boobs sore to the touch like .. ouch


jamaican w/ my babes today


Psttt hobi... come headline a uk festival next


I realize so much shit in the last 24 hours


We do not gossip, we distribute vital information. #ALDUBxADNTeamwork


It’s crazy to think you never know what’s round the corner


My clit is bruised now..


How do you go to bed and smell like Profumo


currently on my way home from work and the first thing I’m doing when I get home is going straight to the mailbox to get my signed fearless CD


Marley got a bf and now she ignore my FaceTime calls lmao fake


People be really lacking common sense and basic work ethics nowadays


4.30 is real


I kinda want pizza


I can’t get over late night sex


That chic fli a was good af


Any idea of when next season is going to start?


Don’t ever let nobody play ya like u not pressure


Carson has his first loose tooth and he is so determined to get it out tonight


I just be wanting to get in my car, drive for hours and cry.


On tele on Sunday and I’m at work. Fuck offfff


platonic relationship


Anyways still no Joy update so bye again


I’m pretty sure @user blog is the reason apple created reader view for safari


The amount of melanin on my fyp on tiktok today is fantastic. The flavor is immaculate


Trying to find ways to entertain myself lately has been a chore


Not Fran tryna play crazy on the TL


If 2+2=4 Me + U = 4ever


This big heart shit getting old


“He Hurt Me So I Was Just Saying Hurtful Shit” GOOFY


I was putting my sister on to pierre and she gon say it’s trash while tryna sneak and add it to her playlist


Going to crowded stores = Safe Having family members over = Safe Going to company gatherings = Safe Spending time with the homies = Not Safe


I’m scared to have real sex


Heading for Los Angeles hit me up


For the First time since the 2016 Playoffs a Game will head to a 3OT


Porter Robinson releasing a new album just made my whole year PERIOD.


Heartache in Baguio, love in Siargao


Hoooly crap that was an incredible stream! Thank you so much @user for the raid - I hope you're recovering well! I loved trying to figure out the new civs, it's excellent to see a 21 year old game still getting love and attention! Take care frens


You love God but you still sin Same way he/she loves you but still cheat


it is taking forever for the game to finish updating / copying ...


She's cute and adorable. Let's see.


I can’t do OT tonight , im tiredddd


It’s great to see how @ZachJohnsonPGA & @LukeDonald handled the questions in the Ryder Cup press conference today. Looking forward to next year already


is my header pushing it or is it cute i expect all 2000 of u to reply


2nd Jab at 11.40am hoping to have minimal side effects again


Mariners can’t score with bases loaded 1 out and Blue Jays score 3 next half inning. pathetic


What a nice breakfast


Chan’s laugh is everything to me


Slumber party got cancelled


I’m so fustrated and irritated... like when will this be over


I said I was going to take a nap and then slept 5 hours


S/o to social media managers and strategists with more than one client bc this shit is so hands on and time consuming


I think I had the best day EVERRRR


got 3 assignments done before i have to get ready for class. have so much catching up to do but i feel like i got a good amount done this morning


I hope demented Joe enjoyed his ice cream and his photo ops over the long weekend taking it easy while we have an untold number of Americans held hostage in Afghanistan.


Bey & Ron on a classic


Ate in a restaurant tonight. That’s it, that’s the tweet


I know I’m losing weight my uniforms feeling a lil big


Just a reminder that Democrats had to give us our free plastic grocery bags back to save the planet. Have a Coke and a smile


Some of the best and the most of my life are better to be kept and unsaid.


Checkup agaiiiin


guess who got coffee


Angela Rye on CNN looking like Julie Kay


Rovers score, but the ref blew for a penalty to Rovers instead, Rovers miss the penalty. Could not make it up


I wish he didn’t have to work and came to nap with me


#TheOffer on @paramountplus is amazing and mesmerizing thanks to @Miles_Teller and cast…the casting!


saw on Facebook that graduation will probably be happening just modified obviously and holy hell these parents are flipping out like I will be walking across that stage feel free to keep your kid at home it will lower the risk for me


I'm gonna wait till the end of the month for a reply from other universities I just hope I get an offer from the one I really want


why does my work always offer the most unhealthy foods as freebies in the break room


I’ve developed such road rage in my old age


I know when I move to Texas imma have a Frenchie


got my shiesty mask on fucking yo bitch free Pooh Shiesty


I’ve been craving shrimp and grits since last weekend, I can’t wait for this food to finish


phone calls with Nakeyta always make me feel better, absolutely love mg


I just love that edit


I ain’t gettin nobody business!


wow i really do be havin the audacity to be crushin on hot people when i be lookin like hot trash


Can’t say your name in songs , i might not fuck with you tomorrow


Wety


And for the record, I’m not a /dog/, I’m a /brat/. All petplay is within subspace, but not all subspace leads to petplay. Amateur hour, honestly.


All these headlines about thigh gaps are making me think that is something I should be shooting for. Is it?


Presec de3 as NSMQ start every year no, you for stake handicap Presec for Finals (0:10) other contestants...


All my friends are all 100% fuckable and that’s my biggest flex


Last night Maxito told me dinner was “trash” and threw a FIT because he didn’t want to eat his veggies. Tonight he learned his lesson (and trying to earn back TV) “oh mother this dinner is absolutely LOVELY”


Ugh... I really want to draw something for the #Venbara week, but my brain isn't working. Any ideas?


Flokko had big drakey hangin out da window when he spun det block


Recent days have been awful so I’m gonna be off for a bit today. Not too active in dms or comments or anything. I almost lost my best friend so I need to recoup and get myself together


We're making good progress in Iceborne damageless. Only 2 Elders left and final boss Shara. It's so difficult to do these damageless with crappy gear. Really enjoying the challenging streams lately. That being said, not enjoying how much you have to memorize for MHW Any%...


//and it is now, yet again, missing luhan hours


Is yo time , gone head show out


Scotland is leaving @BorisJohnson "Take it on the chin"


Ppl can’t ruin what they don’t know


So (legal) entertainment back or nah?


Run bts..my happy pill is back


I´ll never be the same,,, if we ever meet again...


Not my brother telling me “be a good hoe stay home”


I miss patty’s stuffed jalapeños


im really glad that a certain person is fucking miserable right now


But oan my chicken sandwiches slapped


The other day, I heard that the turtles had increased in numbers because no humans are leaving their houses to go to the beach and bother them. We humans can be monsters.


Jude goal to end the game please England


Should I even ask who’s fucking my ass, or should I let it be a surprise?


catch gonna be over ruled


Hayi sana, they’re really striking bc my shein order has beeen on the way


not drinking coffee just feels weird ; but I’m legit okay without it


wanna deact my twt until i finishing this fucking school, babay


This schedule is so bittersweet. Maybe because we’re at home. The last two hours I spend watching Friends and starting dinner & I get to chill all morning. If I was in the office I’d be sitting at my desk dying of boredom


Yeah the market is red but way too many people are using what they call “opportunities” as excuses to be reckless with their


i hope ken wakui [REDACTED]


My work is STILL playing Christmas music. Like..it's over! Play normal music now!


Todd Cantwell


"I'm not a fan of a small talk" is a red flag


Need a big fine to cut up with


when i get high i’m a lil too cocky i text yo buddies


#seven again: Bianca who looks like a belly dancer wants to jab people - "fast & easy"


Alhamdolilah, always


This was my page I had lost @user everybody please follow my new page


Yeaaa….bc “Hoe Ass Nigga” is my favorite.


trustin da process


JUST HEAR ME OUT.... Snapchat Live


I should’ve let Delija stay at daycare until 6 cause baby she been irking my nerves


All my red followers, give @user a follow. He's looking to connect with other fans. TIA


You love someone? LET THEM KNOW You like someone? LET THEM KNOW Life Iss sooo short u never know when it’s there time to go or yours tell the person next to you u love them before it’s too late


Could see Raphinha at Old Trafford in the red of #MUFC cutting in from the right on his left foot. Probably a cheaper option to Sancho as well.


Such a good feeling no alarm set


Peppermint does NOT belong in chocolate or coffee


always admired but never pursued. — maybe i was never worth the risk


Wtf is rashford problem tonight?


The world is like falling apart and there’s still those people in this world that think the world revolves around them and they can just say whatever they want w no consequences LMFAOOOOOOOOOO bitch meet my fists, Kar and Ma


the holy trinity in hip hop is us. we give Dre his props but that's where it stops....it's the ROC


Can never be … got it !


I’m finna pass out doing this girl hair with no food on my stomach


Bath & Body Works having their semi annual sale and our store is closed!


pianistmagazineRT Redore_Sollasi: pianistmagazine I love chromatic pancakes!


My mama had me running wild today


To get Chick-fil-A or eat at home


The way my period is tearing up my insides is so unbelievably awful


Okayyy, good decision


Some of y’all really trash


I’m not perfect but I’m damn sure worth it


I’m so sick of these doctors calling this damn phone at my job.


Really gotta be on my shit when I get this place


Blonde hair bts is superior


why would I tweet that delete delete


thankful for the true friends i have in my corner, shout out to ya fr


What a 1 half from Thiago


I don’t respond to “hey” in my DM’s. If you not talking money I don’t wanna talk


When we fall we know how to land


I’m sitting here ugly crying watching all the videos of the DC crowd lighting up blue during YSBH the other night. That’s the most beautiful thing I’ve seen in a long time


Life’s been treating me so good despite the obstacles I went through to get me this far


My body been feeling so weak & I never have any energy . I definitely need a better diet and some vitamins or something


How do people go on vacation to the same spot repeatedly? There's a whole big world out there and you want to go to Florida every year?


balkan people are so toxic when it comes to commenting on peoples weight, even those they barely know... miss me with that bullshit


I’m tired of giving females free trials where tf my wife at


Anyway. Veggie curry? before karate? clearly, i have a death wish


Gotta get back on a schedule


If President trump's defenders are so dumb, how are they winning?


A man shouldn’t have to die to change the world


Tell ya what, that's a disgrace. The ref and officials should be banned. Players work there socks to get to a show piece, and it gets ruined by that, shockin


Fabinho is one of the top 3 CB's itw at the moment. Don't get it twisted


The good thing about tech is that you can reinvent yourself many times when necessary. But for some people, that's the bad thing about tech. Not you though, if you keep the learner's mindset and keep constantly improving. Who knows what greater places you'll reach...


I just wanna be so so so happy and so far it could be going better


my hostsis decided she doesn’t like her bed anymore so now we’re both sleeping in my bed but luckily it’s a two person bed


Flowers -just because-


Think I’ll go smoke a cigar and then come back home watch a movie till it watch me!


4 more days till I get a new #


Knowing your self worth changes everything


Hopefully this curology works


def getting me so melatonin today!! I ain’t slept a full 8hrs in two days


I’ve been in a really really bad anxiety hole for a week after being spiked and I’m finally finaaaally feeling back to myself


4pm wya


wait… maybe… Still With You on Spotify?


I need somebody to do my hair Friday!! I got shit to do this weekend


once you do some shady shit i cant trust you.


Diuuuuusetto


It is both inconceivable and makes perfect sense that we may see historic voter turnout in the midst of a pandemic.


i’ll say this every month till i die but it is HOMOPHOBIC that they gays get periods


I HAVE a thing for student council presidents I see


It’s crazy that no other r&b girl group came after destiny’s child, that was


I miss this loud mouth bitch


Wait it’s another angle number day can’t wait for nothing to happen


Women fuck who they want. Men fuck who they can. Let’s be clear


Goodnight. I'm going to bed early cause I feel like shit


Today could be my lucky day wish me luck


hi! im back from touching grass for 12 hours


The girls in them views Chile


Off in 40 mins and my boss still hasn’t answered my question if I can skip my comp day tomorrow.


Might can get bae to be Mileena for Halloween this year


dam hella people got me blocked, dawg what I do 2 you


Them: “I love your hair” Me: come play in it then


She cook and she clean and her head is amazing


Bitches be tryna prove a point to a mf they say they dgaf about


anyway... a year left for world cup


goodmorning oomfs, goodluck sa may mga classes


Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. AMEN


how did he not know that the person he’s fake dating is also an employee of his they literally look the same just different hair and makeup


Haaland already has 12 goals this season And it's still September


Delete everything tht i see, if not my feelings will get hurt


One thing I know is !! Person wey go help u !! No go stress u


Without gaslighting them, there’s so many individual positives from this 21s camp. Especially going forward


I only love my bed and my mom, I'm sorry.


It's a good thing that its leg day today because my right shoulder is in PAIN


Went to the pool once & I’m already tan


Younger child just got dose 1, so everyone in our family has now had at least one vaccine! #PfizerVaccine #FauciOuchie


I’m finna cook Spaghetti , catfish nuggets , & a shrimp salad.


the dyed him blonde when he has his healthy long beautiful dark brown hair and now they gave him an ugly shade of blue


finally leaving work my brain is soup


I like my lip gloss from nana


My Mom has been watching '9-1-1' & I've gotten sucked in a bit


CRISE NAS WINXS


I jus gotta accept the fact that I am a baddddd bitch wit a badddd attitude


Things I have learned today: #ShelterInPlaceCA is much worse when it’s grey and rainy.


I have to figure out what to do to my hair before Friday


Made some baked honey buffalo wings this evening


I MISS MY DARK HAIR


Y’all secretly fucking with the album now huh?


oomf getting their mates names wrong


All I want to do is turn my phone on and this old man is in here finna fight the ock


goodnight besties say it back before i nibble ur toes


I love being asked “what’s your name” cause every time I tell someone they say how pretty it is


I put in my two weeks today at my job without a new job lined up. I have had my mental health wrecked for a while, not to mention physical health because of the stress of it all. Everyone send me their good vibes for finding a new job


Tell me why I got so lucky to find an actual job in my field to work while I’m studying and they currently are only hiring for hours in which I need to physically be in class


01:23 overthinking


nunie kicks get stronger and stronger everyday.. i can’t wait to kick her ass right bck


Hey, this is just Ben dropping in to say I hope you’re having a great day today


Starting using the carbon therapy cleansing bar & Australia pink clay mask for a week .. what a difference in my skin & reduced my acne too! Highly recommend


rest the devious passage on a linkage curessor and sink your baby enders correctly honey RT @user I ain’t perfect but if you can find better , I ain’t holding you back


These hot tamales bussin busssin


ARGH I accidentally put my laptop on my glasses and now they are all bent


Another day, another fuck non luvies getting into luvie business. You ain’t welcome here if you just wanna get some dirt


does a vlov combo: oh, is that gonna kill? two seconds later: oh, they ded ded.


#startcisshaming Uh... No! Shut the fuck up! You're literally creating bigots this way and I hope you realize that and change as a person you idiots


had fun w the shift kanina


Fool me twice…


sim jaeyun wanna come over?


and if a bitch walking funny u know daddy did it


Grieving us...


365 days till my 18th


I’ll let you play with me for a bit but just remember I’m “LETTING YOU” I just wanna see how far you go with it


Literally everything is coming together for me. I just got the job as a leasing agent, now I get to move into my apartment in 30 days. I’ve prayed for this.


it’s just nice to know when you got it like that


I don't know who needs to hear this, but yes, you absolutely want an antistatic grounds container when it comes to coffee grinders. This tweet is brought to you by yet another mess and @user grumbling


still singing to @jonasbrothers christmas song


I haven't seen any of my friends in so long I don't even think they like me anymore


Granted me a refund for my package… (&) still shipped it out 20 minutes later.


Just got back from my yoga session. Got all hot and steamy.


any nigga trying to get to know me got to get to know me on vacation, fuck them lil ass park up & vibe


Jordan jumpman diamond low


Do you want take 2 advil before a concert or are you young?!


I think dunks are ugly. Especially low tops


"video games are a fun and worthwhile hobby," I say. "borderlands is my special interest," I say. (3 minutes later) omfg I hate threshers this mission is bullshit I've lost so much money doing side quests I'm gonna yeet my controller


Holy Cross adds another Mid 9: 17-6 Hebble, Rounds, Tichy #Flagship


Live by the "shaka" die by the "shaka"


Good ass workout I feel amazing


i go down to eat at the dining hall during half and come back 6 minutes into the second half and missed the 2 goals


I miss the gym more than I miss some people rn


Unlocking Pogba season 6 would’ve been a hit


Bruh I hate when you get that one customer that want to come in 5 minutes before you close and just look. Like gtf our so I can close


i don’t go to school one day and now ur telling me i don’t have one of my fav teachers no more


General Yahana is an agent ISUPK advocating vaccines with questionable components and chronic side effects.


literally knew kylie was pregnant for months now


big fuck you to the doordasher that “dropped” off my food, hope u like chipotle chicken tacos & ur $4 tip loser


Delta 8 for today


I wish I had somebody to spend the weekend in Chicago with me


Isolamento on


THE REWRITE BEGINS


a nigga can say one thing to me and instantly makes me not wanna fw them


What a shame it’s come to this Cullen


I’ve never hated a fictional TV character more than Emir Sadettin Kopek


I’m walking with shades on and AirPods in. This nigga turned and stopped in front of me screaming “aye” hanging out the window. Sir, clearly I’m deaf, blind and uninterested


Should I watch this match or I should take my mental health seriously


Here's another fine album to look out for - @user new one, Glad You Made It, will be out on July 10th... #NowPlaying Voices on 107fm @user #NewMusicMonday Really hoping his UK December dates go ahead


I desperately want to cut my hair off, but I can’t because Kayson likes to play with it and he’d be so mad.


I can’t wait until I’m somewhat financially stable, have a house, and then have kids. Especially that last part


Been craving some crab rangooo


Listening to my punk and soft rock playlist to calm tf down


I had one GC where we would discuss 90s pods. I miss that


We must remember that one determined person can make a significant difference, and that a small group of determined people can change the course of history. #ALDUBatADNRightToLearn


nothing better than waking up to a power outage


I got a love jones for your body and your skin tone


I DON'T DO THIS FOR THE RICHES I'M INFECTED MY CONDITION IS I'M ALWAYS IN MY HEAAAAD. THESE WORD ARE MY RELIGION I'M OBSESSIVE BY DECISION I'M GOING TO DO THIS TILL I'M DEAAAD


Dawg is saving chats instead of setting Snapchat to not delete until 24h ...


I wonder if I try my luck can I get some of that again


Tryna cuddle and get my lil booty rubbed on


Got results back from latest round of tests. My body's not processing protein OR b-vitamins. Still don't know why, and there's apparently a danger the nerve damage could become permanent.


Officially fully medicated once again


Am I the only person that holler we need new clothes but barley got room for the clothes you already have


1917 .... hope its good


Who tf makes a Mcnugget Burger… wit ketchup on top of the bun


Waste me time but that a e least


Always on the hustle if my living is not lavish…


Finding locals twitters really is just the best thing


Latest investigation for a copy edit - finding out the opening hours of the Staffordshire coroner's office


bts are really having four concerts in vegas in april


there ain’t nothing better than a homegrown tomato with salt and pepper


Just found out it’s national margarita day AFTER I made it home with my chili’s


I love watching Wonho's gym vlogs and imagining us as a gym couple


Not me spending $50 on the after hours vinyl even tho it takes 20 weeks to ship


You know when you know some funny shit goin on


The Hype is Real #UgRepublic


Streaming The Kid LAROI cup with The Daddy Stove tonight


Just hopping on here to tweet about how great garlic bread is


Thinking about peak slenderman era (2009-10) and how I befriended my two favorite slendy channels to the point where we like… texted and shit


I don see where pressure make man wreak


Jackson is such a piece of


gosh i'm so tired already gn besties


lore stream tonight?


All I want to do is see you, spend time with you, have a family with you, spend the rest of my life with you. You mean the world to me and that won’t ever change


As a birthday treat to myself, next week I wanna sub to a bunch of OF that have good wlw content. So, if you know any women or non binary pals who create good, queer porn hmu or link me


Really bummed I already listened to an entire podcast about “Tiger King” so I’m really just getting no thrill from this documentary that seems to be holding everyone else together


I’m out here bricking like game seven Paul George vs Denver


I want hot wings and crabs


my toxic trait is buying a new outfit for every occasion and then saying i have nothing to wear


hi @user your icon is rude


Ranger rejects finally hooks me and it’s when there’s only a few chapters left


Found out my dad is flying to Alaska (with a layover in Seattle!) without a mask so for Father’s Day he is someone else’s


Cant wait for my 2021 annual Instagram post


Why would my daughter use my shampoo and conditioner on her dolls hair ..


random memory but in high school I was the only brown girl in my color guard team the 1 year I was in it and we had to dress as disney princesses for a halloween event and I wanted to be snow white but they told me to be either pocahontas or jasmine


Now i know how drops work. You join streamers, watch them play, then bsg servers takes random players items and gifts them to viewers. #escapefromtarkov #battlestategame #pestily did charity unwillingly


So I forgot to charge my @fitbit on Sunday for the new week then forgot to charge it last night so my Fitbit died on me today. Everything I did today didn't count, all the walking while working and my workout was for nothing.


Omg I only missed one question on my Spanish test thank god


Imma be drunk as shit @ our baby shower


Hablas Griphao


I guess Cudi not showing his dick! In this film


I wish you roses by Kali Uchis is a whole vibe


My weekly tweet AWB is shit


Just realizing I forgot my baking pans in the oven of my old apartment a week after I handed over the keys.


Can’t wait for my Sunni to connect


No game this Sunday who’s playing need something to do


Surely Gemma knew how Jacques would react. Fancy her being the one to give him that info and laugh as he goes off.


Feel free to unfollow, unfriend, whatever. Reached a point where zero fucks are given now. Lifes too short.


Turkey Wings White Rice Sautéed Green Beans And Biscuits


Got the Ps app just so I can check to see when he’s online


Disgusting Soyboys


Today 06/14/2022 at 07:00PM the temperature is 24.0°C(75.2°F) (Felt at: 24.7°C(76.6°F)) at Fort-de-France with humidity at 88%. Wind speed is 5.54km/h at E


Protect African Americans


It has been really hot lately so I tried out wet towel gimmick to stay cool while streaming. It kept me cool, but guess I got something wrong as it's been 6 hours since my stream and my shorts are still wet --- and they've been drying out for 6 whole hours!!!?? Σ(●ꉺ▱ꉺ●)


guess who found a video of her senior musical


Y’all be grown still doing childish shit like you’re in high school.


This has 1-0 Frankfurt written all over it


NO TO CRAM THIS SECOND QUARTER NAA!!


I wanna dance, music keep me going


Who in the Dallas area needs a photographer?


We got that new opp pack


pick a struggle koya, you're gay, in love, dumb as shit, and got no ass


lendo a novel de gap the series


Somebody check on Atwoli


Then I ask the Lord, what name fits You? And He said "Yah" Yah, the hallowed one. Yah, the holy one. Yahweh, the King of Zion! Glory


a looong hug from an old friend would go so hard right now


very exciting how i’m spiraling the week before evals, can’t wait until one of my professors brings it up and makes me talk about it


We really lost Drew and Sean in back to back years


shittttt trip to utah?


I feel soooo light headed


loving u is dangerous


How much will your NFT increase in ten years ? 100, 200, 1000 percent ? Share your options․


I like Arby’s


First time filing crypto taxes


I can count on one hand who my kids got an I will still have some fingers left


Love it when Liverpool make it easy


“You should judge a person by how they live not what they preach, there’s a lot of demons that live in the church not in the streets”


Can’t remember when last I was worried about light or data. We sha ThankGod


I mean I might as well record me dancing to dakiti outside but I’ll post it on my other acc


Forgot my headphones and geez planet fitness plays some garbage ass music. I don’t want to listen to Fun!


White celebrities don't care about anyone except themselves check


the way i wanna do a specific tit fucking video but i don’t have the key ingredient for it


I will not give an explanation for every service I offer or answer questions that are already on my website! Research is key and I have all the information you seek on my carefully curated website


just brought some scratch offs and didn’t win nothing. i want my money back


*sobs* *cries* *cries harder* *CRIES UNCONTROLLABLY* that's what I did in the past 7 hours


Fnv lookin pretty baller now


it's the last week of school and i finally decided to start striking up convo with this girl in my class that i think i could be friends with


What’s good to watch on Netflix atm? Throw me some suggestions!!


Sometimes I sit and think “wow I’m really in college and really killing this shit”.


A love that makes you fall in love with yourself is the greatest.


Thong showing but it’s cool my shoes go wit it


I will never know how authors can just end a book on like a random number. Like let’s end this story on Chapter 38?


These cramps today. BAYBEE.


Today has been crazy asf


Fly into the distance


Great Pre-assist from Llorente for our first goal


I finish sudoku puzzles within 8 minutes!!! Stop playing w me


My twitter crush just followed me today


Grand match d'Eden Slibard


Good girl but u da baddest, bipolar


Gotta step away for a few minutes, #icmichat. Hope to be back soon!


Ima shed a tear when Josiah get his first haircut I think it may have to happen soon


don’t forget to use ur FSA/HSA on spf products during the sephora sale


Trying to take the family on a Christmas trip somewhere warm and holy shit. Flights are still super expensive!


after spending an hour working on this house the game crashed


I tried to look into Uber Eats and it doesn't exist where I live


wait wtf i thought i had kenzies notifs on? well i do now


My neighbor back to screaming


Learned today that I will never be in a car with @user again


Having @btsport app on PS4 is a game changer


Maybe I'll get cancelled soon just waiting


Tell them to fall in line


Coming home. Though I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not


Ok guys, I volunteered to do my first school visit for WBD. Very short notice as someone else pulled out. Cue panic buying online for props. The good news is it is my kids school. The bad news is whenever I go into class one of my sons hugs me constantly. Wish me luck


Inspite of Adani's Open Offer for Ambuja Cement at 385/- it closed at 436/- If I was in place of Mr. Adani then wouldn't have wanted Price to cross the open offer price atleast till Issue closes What does it mean? Even Adani Ji can't pull down his Shares!!


whyd george lick the icing like that off his finger


i will sleep now or at least try to... so good night


Had a mallard duck at the door, and I was gonna take a funny video of me opening the door like I’m expecting someone, and as I’m doing that, my asshole of a dog decided to lunge out the door at him


It’s bout to be 4:20! U kno what that means! Roll up n think about me


Not my mom texting me saying we’re leaving the country if trump wins...I agree and would love to but girl I got school


play no games all 2022


The fact that people stealing waist trainers is hilarious to me


couldnt they just use a sticky piston to pull out a block at the top of the prison to break in


bless the gcs who don’t require you to be active 24/7 bc they understand you have a life outside this bird app


Shout out to me for losing 10 pounds


I need a new phone it ft when it wnt too & I don’t be getting all my messages I’m sick of it


I heard Slim Thug got that Rona


Y’all I am going to my very first out of province summit in sept! Like, someone is paying for my airfare and accommodations for me to go talk at a 2 day summit in Toronto for 10 min. What is even happening??!!


Hey FB Messenger, don’t change the app from time to time. Where’re my recent stickers?! And I can’t rearrange my sticker sets


I can’t stop these feelings from my heart baby


Choose me or leave me


auditioning for squid game reality series just to make my life a little more interesting


Michael Knighton now. FFS. The circus just keeps attracting more clowns


Listening to a SCOTUS oral argument on immigration; I am very surprised to see how clearly Alito tries to muddy the waters in order to undermine the US government and Biden administration in favor of Texas doing whatever it wants. Grotesque.


i need more friends on aaside!! AQd4EZFz i have TOOOOONS of free slots rn so send away!!


if i started to make some bucket hats, scrunchies, masks and maybe more stuff would y’all buy


my day was going good until i needed stitches


I love being P side


never understood fans that set him up talking about 800k-1m


I’m cooking dinner now and in the bed for the rest of the day..I hate Tuesdays


Did i just see someone call bojack horseman family guy but deep?


I feel so lonely these days


Na girl wey no be my girlfriend I wan dey call babe now


I know you hoes are wishing for my down fall but god always has my back


oomfs being embarrassing on the tl


Epdisode 17282822 of Bryce saying stupid stuff. Bryce: Wait wait wait... how come girls don’t have jr’s? Me: are you serious rn?


we got real guns in this bitch


I’m so happy I don’t give out fake love cause once it’s gone , they’ll miss it


Watch Vampire diaries You will love it


no one say anything but i love inu naki shion


so many fire New Gold remixes


since artfight is basically over I should draw some art of fall guys


Red rice & Fush (fish) for din din


Just finished Goodnight Punpun today, and it was really good. I could relate closely to Punpun, especially in his early days. Punpun is an amazing character, along with Sachi and Aiko. It wasn't as sad as people said it was, but it still was very depressing. I rate it 9.7/10


this summer bout to be one for the books idc we outside after work and class


Apartment shopping next month


Absolute bell-ends lol


January has been the longest month ever. Can it be February already?


they pushed the date of the quantumania premiere forward so i will in fact NOT be able to go to it


If know someone who may have a pose like I explained plz point me towards them. I don't make my own poses since I'm so bad


Should have ended it right there when he disrespected the ancestors


note to self always buy aisle seats for enhypen and close to the stage


You know you getting old when you have to get up like old ladies do from bed


Our local @panerabread run out of lettuce mix far too often.


Head down and put ur ass inna motion


Definitely gotta find me another park


Tuesday , April 20th 2021 - The day Football was saved and justice was served


Weathers well gash


Wicked shot from Fati


Yep I’m done for today. DO NOT disturb me


Nobody said don't get carried away when Klopp was running up his gums asking how many fans turned up to see Liverpool arrive in the country. But when his team gets fisted its a #dontgetcarriedaway. Funny that


i cried in public today i needed that


It’s like when you trying to change things start happening trying to keep that old version of u


I’m not exercising to be skinny. I don’t wanna be skinny. I just want my curves to look good af in anything I wear or don’t wear


If Yola in they mentions man they dickin they be sickening


what a shit day mate


I need to get to cooking these chicken breast so i can shred em for these tacos


Do people really believe that levy sat on Twitter and hand selected 2000 bloggers & those with the most followers? Ps what’s a ‘personality’ type


I’d never heard the word or knew what a snicket was until I moved up north


Making VN has been one of my dreams, but then again those assets will require so much moolah


I should go song hunting. This song I just discovered. Just how i like my sound.


#StopExecutionsInIran really dont know what else can we do


i cAnT gEt oVeR eiGhT mOnThS oF mEmOriEs iN a wEeK


Here we go long nite and shiite tv


I want a big salad with extra eggs, banana peppers & ranch


NewzRoom Afrika takes the whole concept of reporting live, raw and unedited content to a risky level. The reporter who's doing the Diepsloot looting in the morning went as far as walking into the store room of Roots butchery while abahlali bezityela itheko....


Have a fun announcement for tomorrows stream!!


Damn, my birthday next month


Turmeric & oil pull on teeth .


I know where they're coming from and I see both sides of the spectrum. The fans are frustrated that the game isn't completed and those who like those few characters were waiting for those routes for years. It sucks being a fan of an unpopular character and having to invest time


Y’all never let me out the house again I done ran up the bag buying perfume and makeup where tf am I going that I gotta smell good and wear makeup


Los chipas>>>>


Sometimes tech helps you support your learners and others it's biscuits. Using chocolate digestives with year 10 today to help explain sonata form after exhausting all other options, this worked wonders


I can respect any person WHO can put their ego aside and say, I made a mistake, " I apologize, and I am correcting the behavior". Good Night Fam


it’s been like two weeks but im still obsessed with inception and seonghwa so


My girl who??? Never heard of her but wassup with you


What's your favorite meal? Were you taught how to make it or did you look up the recipe yourself? To either answer: have you changed it in any way or do you always try to stick to the recipe?


“do i want a lee’s deli salad?”, has gone through my head a billion times today


I miss my man but soon as he come home I’m a be looking all dum being mean to him


Yay, almost finished my Figma course (an app with which I can e.g. design websites, before developing them), it's fun to learn, gonna spend 2023 learning web development, something I wanted to do for a long time and I'm pretty hyped


gotta go see space jam 2 and zola soon


Big call later today


I make everything better by myself smh


Hot Pockets never sounded dirty to me until I saw it trending with Dick Pound.


Should I watch basketball


Think I’m just going to watch all lee seyoung drama


i got 3 claymore characters from the banner and i have a total of 1 non crappy claymore


Naira Marley just called me now to drop my artwork for #idioremi


F*** Leicester, LFG enjoy Europa League


forgot how sad twitter makes me all u mfs ever talk abt is being sad like .. me too tho ..


Shout out to @user for always fixing my mistakes and never making fun of me


Werner's attempt


Last week’s deep freeze could have at least had the decency to kill off the wasps and allergens


exacto


Yu Gotta Have A 50 plus


When work life gives you a mini heart attack.


There’s a certain sort of white male character who is just liberal, kind, and outspoken enough to make me feel safe that shows up in TV shows and is....incredibly sexy every time they appear....delete all white male characters unless they’re That Archetype pls and thank you


Blood doesn’t make you family … loyalty does


i’ve got cell service for 2 minutes


Time to see these rankings


being a gaylor is so exhausting but i know god gave me this journey for a reason


i barely have friends anymore


Treat yourself don’t cheat yourself .


I wanted to launch the profile of the project today, but I decided to wait, because I want to do a launch giveaway together with some friends from other projects...


3 hours on the biggest shopping street in the UK and I couldn’t find ONE pair of sexually suggestive speedos that fit me for swimming tomorrow, homophobia


My professor always locked out of his classroom


Goodmorning!! December naaa!! Thank you Lord, the best ka!!


I don’t want no bitch wit a phone


Have ordered my first @user underwear. Let’s see if they’re as good as people say they are


Watch the Marvel movies in timeline order or how they were released?


Rest In Peace to a real one! Every day we remember you


A good and bad memories


2-2 on Twosday. Had 2 be really


Meetup time. Pedro wants to sit on my lap. He knows not what he asks of me


Roll on Sunday! Anything can happen


I literally had the same kid twice


I love..., jiejie fengxi...,,, all I've done these past months is fuck her right in the pussy my ideal cat girlfriend wwww


I smell a stunt


Destroying @user reputation and account once $EEGI hits .0019 has just become the single focus of my existence. I have never felt more alive


my hero academia hero’s rising in theaters tommarrow.


go Itzy mtnt


“Respectfully” be taking me out


just saw a tiktok on how much someone makes for 14 mill views. and id like to announce that I am now a Youtuber


Internet seems to be back up and running! Just having some food then we will continue with DS2 hitless!


I loved Intro Tech so much


Bruhhh that episode of Peaky Blinders ending there had me SHOCKED. Had a feeling they would do something like this to our boy Tommy


Ion really got much too say


Day two of my 10 day quarantine, and I keep telling myself it’s just allergies and the fact that I was hiking on Sunday. But almost two years into this shit and tomorrow is my first time being tested.


Words I don’t want to hear from a plumber: ‘I think I made it worse, but I’ll come fix it in the morning’ Like now the work sink in the front is faucet only for now


We have an amazing product coming to our dispensary... I literally haven’t seen them anywhere else, and we’ve sold to a LOT of dispensaries. I’m so excited


On one of those "i know it wouldn't matter to anyone" kinda days


yo this whole ass time ive been using OpenGL normal maps in Unreal (which uses DirectX apparently) because Blender bakes OpenGL by default


U know I be strokin this dick to the nasty shit y’all be DM’n me


i just got a request for this upcoming summer.. can y’all leave the small/medium bathing suits for those of us that actually fit comfortably into those sizes? thanks


Oh snap, Dwarf Fortress is actually releasing on Steam next week


If you season chicken directly in your sink and invite people over to eat I feel like you should be required to disclose that information.


I didn’t prepare myself for Atlanta tonight properly & i’m so mad at myself now


I don’t know who needs to hear this boy go & take that jewelry back


I’m a fucking dick head


Maybe if you move but it’s not a circle


no figures why i love Alex so she’s a cancer lol


They dont deserve you honey *wink wink*


Well, I've just submitted a pitch to my dream literary agent


Put Brighton to sword tomorrow night and go 3 point clear of Liverpool @ChelseaFC please


it is actually homophobic and transpobic that Molly doesnt like Halloween because what if I wanted to be surrounded by slutty spooky women? what if I wanted to steal candy from kids???? WHAT THEN????


I always ask her why does she choose me despite of my looks and attitude but what she said to me is the best


When oil people making bets said oil value was high, that meant that gas prices at the pump and price of products instantaneously rose and now when those same bet makers say future oil is at negative value, gas prices at the pump and price of products still rises.


Not me just dying my hair and now I want the skunk look


I'm trying to remember who in the community was selling the lit moon globe. My wife wanted one for our oldest son who's interested in space, and I wanted to support our community before just grabbing one from somewhere I don't know


snapchat: “you made this year your own! you lived it to the fullest!” all the pics that followed: me at home working or crying aye pure belter of a year


just lost 7 games of ludo


$INO In freefall, TD had borrow


Rid yourself of anything that’s holding you back before 2021 and watch yourself thrive


…should i sell my coachella ticket for PTD Vegas


Taste like candy sweet like fruit wet like water


my friend said she’ll send me vids of gracie and olivia from tn


I’m so close to being almost caught up on things!


Billionaire before 28?


so there’s 2 days left of 2020? I’m mentally still stuck in March


Work today, Enjoymemt tomorrow


I'm f**ked


Great! Now I have the sniffles


ready for top 5?


i want a navy blue urus with pink guts


Watching Reels to get inspiration for my clients until late at night, just to lie in bed super excited to start creating... I've done smarter things.


Got stuck twice today


I had a dream I snorted cocaine last night. What exactly does this mean, universe?


I can’t believe there was only two seasons of Proud Family , like WHAT?! This show showed so many society issues that actually still exist and it’s funny as hell too . I can’t believe this


“I know everyone in town” okay and?? Know that I’m fucking yo friend


bought a fifty dollar blow dryer for twenty


I ain’t mean I just ain’t easy


Why did mum always say “wash behind your ears”?


Baby me making me tea


Die for You by @theweeknd is 4 minutes and 20 seconds long. Happy 4/20


I've made 6 threads


learning all too well on guitar


I'm wasting ur time? Dont be with me then, sma urg lain sja kau sna


reputation on repeat today


If Ion Listen To My Father What Make You Think Imma Listen To Your Hoe A$$


kims car died lol awk i think im bad luck


What in the fucking Steve Bruce went on tonight


Which can mean Miu front row again


i wish i know what i know now cause if i had known, i would never let you go


taehyung you are one of the best people that we have, your only existence is so beautiful thank you for always making our day


Deserve you - Justin Bieber


December really lasted like 10 minutes


Had a long work day, but I got a lot done, had a beautiful P90 comm come in, sent another comm that got accepted, and picked up food for dinner. Feels good


Getting banned from twitter be the worst now I be watching wtf i be tweeting


k word yes or no idk


cant wait to see skz on award shows again im pretty sure their next comeback will be powerful and they will receive many awards and will top on the lists im alr claiming it


Y’all have to realize that everybody story is different, can’t base what somebody going through on your own life


Just realized in my undergraduate program, I only had one female professor.


This lady might pass out because this is too intense


What do y'all listen to? I'll go first: ANYTHING


I really wanna make a dark humour gc, no crybabies allowed


rainy days makes me 100x happier


Hi all, welcome back to college! I hope you have been keeping well. Keep following this platform as the information being ‘tweeted’ relating to the current situation & public services is invaluable to your learning


This year all I’m promoting is saving your money. Skip the trip. Stop buying Starbucks. You don’t need another pair of Jordans. You don’t need another Gucci bag. This year the real flex is saving


Who am I without you Lord Lion of Judah Who am I without you Lord you deserve my praise Who am I without your love Lion of Judah Who am I without you Lord you deserve my praise


Damn this guy just fell off his bike in the middle of the street


Bitches askin how u know her


too chicken to reach out


Went skating 5 days ago and my ass still hurts


So like @streamlabs and @StreamElements GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER OK? I’m tired of my bot not working and I’ve tried EVERYTHING you’re making it so hard for me to stream for no reason


My night time routine is so good


21st comin up real soon


Lawd, I could look at @LaRoyceHawkins all day


That girl be looking casket ready okaaaay nieeee


emta senpai will notice me b2a


Victoria Monét came out with the album that Brandy should’ve


can someone explain to me what thr fuck is a flat foot?


United have had some really random players. Paddy McNair


you don’t have time for the drama you created, oh


I’m doing six months worth of paperwork for the business that I had been avoiding cause I felt overwhelmed after the fire. It feels freeing to get through it. I feel blessed to say my smol business is still here!


nice ila clothes pero meet up ra


I need my feet and my ass rubbed


I cant watch her stories ion even wanna follow you babe just know a nigga trust yea


#ooc. longer replies will be sent when my brain is capable of more than just banter and three line replies


The game Friday against Sevilla is going to be one hell of a game


Fuck her I’m not appreciated


He been running from room to room


The hotel that I booked is soooo nice


it feels good to be back in SA


its so hard to eat healthy when my dad wont stop buying junk food


apple juice is the song of the summer I'm calling it


For the longest I thought I wanted to be a stay at home mom. After this, hell nah


Gnite fr guyss i hv classes in 2-3 hours


You know El Salvador and #Bitcoin win when @coinbase is down


Chauvin's gonna have a wonderful time in prison, don't you think?


Tattoo (s) in Arabic??


Shut up and just enjoy this feeling


haruto 100d, wait for me


I remember the days people used to take the piss out of me at school for supporting Liverpool. How times have changed


ya girl is finally going blonde next week


God gave you a purpose way before anyone had an opinion about you...


Watch me while I raise my boys into men, got a lot of years, but mock my words. . . . they will know how to love correctly.


The current government are made up of both Christians and Muslims; just so you know that religion doesn’t take part in politics. The politicians you are complaining about are doing what they want to do irrespective of their religious beliefs. Man is man GOD IS GOD. get your PVC


Good morning to my followers on the Eastern Hemisphere


Time for some GTA 5


When you are picky but still manage to pick the wrong ones


Tramal+Gravinate made our life so easy in surgery cold nights


I did not bring a swimsuit to a waterpark because I do not want to exist near anyone so I just looked like some emo clad in black in a sea of pasty half naked people while my family had the time of their lives whilst I was fighting sleep, heat, and horrible acid reflux


So it turns out that Stephen Strange (Dr. Strange) created the Illuminati. They always hide it in plain sight.


The boat scene


Before you crown Elon remember God is in control. So willing for other God's. So are you week. I had fun so what. His dime, not mine. So lest us play with rich man. I don't know him to be of Christ watch yourselves a** holes. Tweet tweet dummies he is not my God


Happy Two-sday! Y'all better treat yourselfs or i'll do it for you


when you start taking care of yourself, you start to look good and you feel good. And when you feel good you make others feel good, too


After 2 years I just cracked my phone


How would you know my friends are stupid? . . They're my friends stupid. Duh!


Yessss Queen. Add some flavour to this broth with your tears.


I was thinking it would be cool if they moved work calls to Clubhouse, but then how would I Clubhouse while working!??


I think the #COVIDIOTS are out in force, they’ve got # CancelTheLockdown trending


This consommé though


If you peep some shit, don’t come & tell me… That’s now your business & idgaf


Blue Notes by Meek will forever be a banger


We did it! I am an affiliate! Thanks so much for everyone following and supporting! I look forward to making everything bigger and better


It’s 2023, and I still wash and dry my dishes by hand. It’s just something about those dishwashers that I don’t trust


Walgreens pharmacy -100


I want some crab legs and shrimp with @OLDBAYSeasoning but don’t want my throat to start burning


salt bath with a green tea


Q ricos teres


Thrilled to see all the people out and being active, but there are still groups that are definitely not part of a single family unit out and NOT practicing social distancing.


finally saw spider man, cried 3 times


you playing wit my intelligence you should be tryna better me


This is the first time in 3 years that I haven’t worked and I’m bored and broke


#January6thCommitteeHearing for Wed postponed. Dammit!


My feet are perfection. you simply leak at the thought of being in their presence


I wish somebody would come over and keep me company


i really hope it’s just a rumour and he’s okay :(( make sure to take care of yourselves and take time off if you need


I’m pretty particular about not dating a guy with a beard. I’m into messy, buuuuut beards get too messy


i manifested/prayed for everything i have but i never tried for love lol because idk lol! maybe i should try it, it’s worked for everything else right….


Schedule be like 8:28 - 6:42. Bruh...... Just stop


I deadass make my rent back with ONE wedding


US 2yr 4.55%


Sometimes all you can do is lie in bed, and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart.


Fuck it I’m saving my money and emotions


My momma tried to kick me off her xfinity because I’m an “adult”


Found another side hustle now I’m up to 4 incomes


Me going to download tik tok


The way I should start getting ready in the next 9 min in order to leave my house no later than 3:45 to get to where I need to be by 5!? Challenge accepted


That was boring. But I’ll take the points


What a game! Took plastic Liverpool fan @user to his first game at the KP. Think he enjoyed it


19 years old in 2 days


GEORGES SON IS CALLED FRED WEASLEY JR? HOLY SHIT


Big virg on the liverpool calendar for December


Rick Ross did a madness on that Beautiful Onyinye remix


cus i see no one do this anymore, hey @NZXT can i get a free pc


they added anothet date i-


My mind at the moment seems to be stuck in maze and doesn’t know which way to go to exit the maze


Why am I like this..I should be on demon time...Demon time activated


Must take a lot of energy to be that much of a hating ass bitch


you thinking anything i post for you? stop that i don’t give a shit about you


mark got instagram.. life complete


Do you believe in conscience?


I’ve always wanted to get a party bus for my bday and this year I finally get to make it happen, I’m about to act tf up


Amazing how #personalstories can create an impact & help to improve the lives of others. #HolidaysWithoutHunger #childpoverty #UseYourPlatform Fantastic result @MarcusRashford well done. A real champion


Fresh off work omw to the gym per usual


Lenglet so close


Another day, another fire alarm


My neighbors hit my mailbox bro


Imma need @ATT to get it together. I use my phone as a Hotspot so I can do online classes, and the towers or whatever CONSTANTLY going down. My internet failed right in the middle of class


Lofi music @ 3am


Rip Ong Le Thin, le monsieur dans ma recherche Google approximative


Gotta make somethin shake


Time ain’t went back yet and it’s already dark before 7.


Since we going on a shut down today


When a nice guy loses his patience,The devil shivers


so nice that I’ve managed to stay in touch with the couple that saved my life from a previous attempt. Their continued support honestly means a lot to me


Suarez go dey behave like person wey then swear for


My nip is twitching


Keeping messages come in handy


I may have found the loml


Damn I never seen so many at home fitness experts in my life!


Remember when you let me in between? That was 2017


I'm back with my regular coffee drip


Who’s got NBA winners


I of course have the energy to draw when it’s now time to head to work


He Just Got A Life Sentence He Wasn’t Supposed To Take His Phone


Ladies remember, what one won’t do, SEVERAL others will


god you couldn’t have cared less about someone who loved you more


I’m about to wash my hands raw


I love spending the day cleaning and then relaxing with wine


i got that ditch yo bitch, tell her i’m comin ova


cat keeps attacking my ass


I swear I don’t want to be so numb, but I really just don’t be having no emotions


This Journalist was arrested alive and they released him as a corpse. I am tired


I can't believe this club didn't even try sign him I'm fucking livid


what it mean when a person wanna spend all they free time with you?


One and the best way of letting me feel loved is having your undivided attention.


put you in my rearview because i could neva trust you


I know there are many more pressing matters so feel free to skip on by...I am making cupcakes for my nephew for his birthday...any recommendations for the best store bought chocolate icing? (Or a good recipe)


I’d sure hate to break down here, nothin up ahead or in the rear view mirror.


The MERGE us Upon us ... the approach is Imminent!


Damn, I’ve never used UberEats before and they have a $20 off promo for new users. Got myself some pad thai and tofu spring rolls


thats just my babydaddy


Take that hatred off your heart, life is too short


Me: end of a really long relationship, now it's time to kiss and fuck around Also me falling in love with everything that moves and missing being in a relationship


I’ve never been able to get a guy into The Sopranos as much as I am. Whatever


Hope they beat his mf ass in jail


Forshaw like a new signing


welp those peer-to-peer top up stuff idk how to make them work for me so i think ill just go straight to plan 'welp' - ask my sis to transfer me money on wechat and then pay her back strange how we switched roles now


gn moots <3 good luck to anybody who’s pulling for either kazuha or klee


I rhyme so much in my poem, I don't even notice when I do it in my normal write ups. A very impressive growth


I need more friends that play 2k cause MyCareer is depressing


there is nothing grosser to me than a bitch who constantly puts down other women. shit is literally grimy. we can all tell your insecure babes


after years, junmyeon is coming back to Dubai


my daughter is my everything. literally, i cannot step out without her and not think about how she is. i can’t even begin to imagine what Vanessa feels right now.


“You know who you are “- Wanda Faye G


Manc supporters you really are sick fucks singing and chanting that shit again we’ve respected Ronaldo tonight and shown our support


i miss maham being in america so much fucking much. Miss facetiming her. Hate pakistani personality of maham


ya i got a snap again lol..


I'm trying to paint these walls myself, but... *deep sigh* I'm so confused like, do I need a base coat & a top coat? is it like nail polish?