It kinda bothers me that there isn't any much news yet of covid-19 here in Cebu City, are there any patients who are currently under quarantine? Any positive? Negative? Hmm


Giroud what are you doing 2 chances now


if ur parent was a professor would u look them up on rate my professor


get well soon won :(


I shall get some sleep before I end up crying when the sun rise.


Going to the gym last night and then doing manual labor at work today has not done my knees any favors


I feel like I want my first tattoo, and a cat


There will always be someone with better design, more engagement, bigger audience or higher sales. Stop comparing your journey with others and focus on your own. Thoughts?


Might post something to leave on my pinned


Great, the @AEPOhio power Outtage has made its way to Hilliard


Can I just say that I love that Daniele still wears a mask?


The amount of weight av put on is disgusting


Hello contracted employee and streamer friends, Don’t forget to pay your quarterly taxes today.


To all my coheed friends. There's enough of a gap in the dates that you can go to the ATL show and the Denver show.


Time to stackkk


it only took five years but my friend actually remembered my birthday. that’s a win right


Just bet the Mets ML , but forgot I bet it earlier today as well . Now we got a double bet for Taijuan bump day @user


naw i log in to this app to see beautiful content . but i see carats being .. just shit


“We should be slowly reopening our borders” LOOOL pls, when did they shut? Give me dates and times


the motherfucker is guilty. the fact there was even a trial for this was absolutely fucking insane. thank you to the jury for seeing the truth in this. chauvin, and all other racist cops, can burn in hell


Ion care to be in the mix


I hope this phone upgrade gives me better video quality


I ain’t cooked at home in a while although I ain’t cooking today just a little taco salad and still had to go buy all the shit to go with it


Today I cleaned and reorganized my room, did 5 loads of laundry and sorted through all my clothes and have 3 bags full to donate after this is all over with


What desperate little slut am I draining next


it's funny how i have special name for almost every special friend in my life that if i commented on their page, they will immediately know who's the sender: me


Was a cunt in front of me who couldn't wait to clap modric etc off the park(if I ever clap an opposition player i'd chuck it)but was on his phone for jota coming off. We have some wallopers in our support


This is my favorite bitch @user


How long does it take to recover from a root canal surgery?


my baby can wear whatever he want bc he’s unapproachable


Just when i wanted to put my head down it’s time to go back


Why do y’all consistently come to the gym dress like y’all going to the club?


the upperclassmen i’m in band w that haven’t seen me in makeup, seeing me on the first day of school w makeup on


Omg. 600breezy post just made me shed a few tears. Wow.. that is so heartbreaking


Scored all the Dexter series for 69 cent while thrifting


Living out a suitcase next year


the best part of covid for me was the couple months of sunday/monday clopens i did bc we were so short staffed


Bro I HATE dealing with Karen’s


Gosh my family are actually obsessed with me


IQ test came back negative… Feeling blessed rn


My roommate such a weirdo. The dummy messed up her own room door and accused me and our other roommate of tryna break in her room


Like Jimin said that it's the saddest part between us that they can't share everything with us. Not even their struggles,they had to hide their pain for long time. how could they thought we can be disappoint at them??


as long as I’m still breathing, you’ll always have my heart. till my heart stops beating


I had the Yakult drink that everyone’s talking about from sb and it tasted pretty good


I hate when somebody say they gon do something and don’t do it. That’s the quickest way to get on my bad side I swear


I hate small talk. It’s so awkward but I’m fucking phenomenal with deep conversations


Me n Bae Booked In February for Miami


Another reminder vincy woman wicked.


The my who made a thread of aespa hate comments LMAOOO I liked every single one of those


The amount of times i say “smd” in my head a day …


Jesus christ Southgate, Maguire the worst person you could have brought on


Just completed day 2 of running! Who would’ve ever thought I’ll get up at 8am to run


I see America are good at keeping classified documents. Clearly never done Dundee City Council's GDPR e-learning module


Can my brother not forget to pick me up from work for the second time this week


One of the most admiring and favorite actor is @tomellis17 His way of humor in acting is extraordinare.........Pls @LuciferNetflix when is the Season 5 gonna come because you have kept us waiting long enough.


If you like coffee then you are already my friend


what does las vegas have that pennsylvania doesn’t


Lets gooo im at 69 followers


Ashton Hagans has been named a finalist for the Naismith Defensive Player of the Year award.


why do i feel like im breaking up with someone i wasn’t even dating


Y’all do know it’s a reply button on here right?


When you have a bad day at #work , what do you usually do? For me it's browsing the inter-webs and looking for new #NFT projects or I play a game that I been going back to for the past 15 years. It's a way for me to relax. I also like to look at my investments.


Just hit a 2 month old cart roach and I'm happy to say I'm feeling much better now


ouughh tweeter does not like transparent art my poor dabbing weiss


Finding more army’s , nctzen, my, wiz*one, forever,monbebes, carats, igot7, blinks, atiny, and once’s and other kpop fans moots!! Plz rt if u are and follow!! I follow back!! Plz and thank u!!


Also why didn’t we know Domi did ballet?


3 hours to see the neurologist that shuffled us off for 6 months…only to get…no changes, come back in 4 months. Could’ve been worse, could have tried to mess up meds, I suppose. Kinda thought he might do something for hubs seizures or neuropathy, but, nope.


all i ever wanna eat is pizza, chocolate chip pancakes, fruit, and everything sweet


I really need a fucking vacation!!! …this shit get stressful


Soooo. Imma make a YouTube. Upload some shorts and stuff on there my tik toks and such so I need to work on those in some spare time in about 35 years cause I have none but anyway yeah I’m making a new YouTube so keep your eyes peeled for that


I'm giving away 100 CRO! All you gotta do is... Like and RT this, and follow @user @user @user @user @user @user And.... @user !!! The winner will be announced in ROUGHLY 72 hours. GOOD LUCK!


If you throw me to the wolves, JUST KNOW that I will return leading the pack.


Referees one thing, one more thing all the players are total lost. Barai. AFF is a joke


Not at this bws bragging how she hates Tu. Lack of taste behavior


Weird and annoying. I'm ok with that


Never thought I’d enjoy playing video games and obsessively watching anime but here I am. I know my ex is somewhere punching the air rn


that chicken Caesar salad was jst a hit


You entertaining old friends when they toxic (this shit hard)...


Also watching Grey's Anatomy as an adult is such a trip


What are some good states to live in


I deserve real unconditional love


fem!snos? she’s posted go have a ball


I totally shredded my cheese.


Wishing a happy and healthy Yom Kippur and New Years to all who celebrate with me. And also those who do not.


Bro these last 30 mins couldn’t go any slower


STOP SPOILING DRAGRACE !!! FFS TWITTER


Life is better when you don't care about anything & any people


I’m spending this shit frfr


Today is Tuesday, Kitty and I went to Momo Tea. We had winter melon lemon tea and it was omg


i apologize for causing so much chaos today im just in a silly goofy mood


guess who's phone just randomly broke


Maybe the unban wasn't a good idea, I'm losing sleep again.


show more of me @disneyplus release that tv spot online in hd


Swear to god I gained 8 lbs since Dec 23 from all the homemade tamales I demolished… Thanks Mami @user


I tried to order @kfc through @Postmates but then the restaurant cancelled the order. I'm so hungry


Just made a hot chocolate with marshmallows and Ivy keeps tryna stick her hand in the cup stealing the mallows And now she’s helping herself to my Pringles


HAPPY FOR YALL THO


She bout to irk my damn nerve


i want a bad bitch but they don’t deserve me


Got my nachos


Im so freakin happy that Netflix’s Alice in Borderland got so famous!!


Obstacles can’t stop you, problems can’t stop you, most of all, other people can’t stop you. The only one who stops you is yourself. Hands up if im right


I literally feel like trash, I got food poisoning from movie theater food.


Being accused of something I’m not doing is an insult to my character. That’s something I’m not gonna keep tryna convince nobody of... I get far away from ppl who expect their past to appear in me just to prove their insecurities right.


Trea & Brock just won't stop.


I rarely watch anime honestly but I’m watching the Princess connect anime since the game is so cute, I’m excited


When asked “how are you” and you can’t find anything good to say ..reply with “I’m healing and healthy” anyway to affirm wellness in your current state


I just know its eddie howe


Just like a rotwheiller bathrooms clean. Annnnnnddd. Ahhhhh ok. Yep. Um. Slaughtered. But whatever. No im not. Oh psh. Rake.


this rain is beautiful tonight my room won’t be a sauna


My biggest respect to all those who support $HAPI , $TRIAS and $ADS even during the bear market! I mean you guys know: "Buy when there is blood in the streets". And that's what you did. You will be the biggest winners of the bull market. Congrats in advance


My last call of the day was with a college professor who is interested in starting her own company. We spent the entire time talking about @user - she's switching from Calendly - so now we scheduled another call to actually talk about her business.


If I ever meet @theestallion imma hop down


You been sneakin let’s not lie


Making cursed pins tonight instead of designing and schoolwork


Niggas get shot every day B


I’m ready to start back buying shoes again, I’m disciplined now


I am now sooo creeped out by Sajid's presence in #BiggBoss16 ki Abdu ki cuteness bhi usse cover nhi kr paa rhi hai


I adore Wren. Mess with them, you mess with me


real heartbreak when you peel an orange just for it be sour


Fuck all the sexting or cumming on vc. Deep down I know that I sex text you Cus it’s you I cum on vc Cus it’s you Is so comforting Cus it’s you Muah


It’s better to be single with high standards, then in a relationship settling for less and not getting what you deserve.


Started playing @PlayTemtem tonight. Servers had a rough start, like all common day MMOs. Frustrating, but not unplayable by any means. Played with some friends and genuinly made a great evening of it. Probably going to play more tomorrow. Ace


considering never speaking again


Ima remember who half/fake ass supported me


The artistry and costume design for #NoughtsAndCrosses is incredible!


cant believe i have two hands and jongin isnt holding either of them


Nobody asked me what I wanted for Christmas


good morning naman hello


11 hour work days... Work hard play harder


Today we hit 3k subs on Twitch


Me putting self tanner on thinking I think was gonna be outside this week:


Kenzie and Ava are fighting


Proteas and poor batting


My laptop was getting sluggish, turns out I had 1800 tabs open


Ladies what’s your secret to feeling confident working out in a sports bra at tbt gym


I bought a pool yesterday


You won’t see me bragging about what I don’t have


Crab Legs Shrimp Salmon && Corn On Da Cobb Tonight


I have noticed something with the creepy artists I follow here,, They all (the ones that I follow) have their pronouns on bio and most of them are cis and I found that completely amazing.


Let’s say you catch someone breaking into your car. Your gun is not on your person, it’s in your car. You aren’t sure if the robber was already armed but we’ll assume highly probable and now he may have your gun too in is possession What’s your move…?


Me & kaylia will literally laugh at anything, maybe we laugh at ourselves


i feel like he gave us a snippet bc kth1 isnt coming anytime soon


just saw a video of someone’s grandparents visiting them and it makes so sad because I never got to meet my grandpas before they died


Ontario: ok you're gonna open up vaccinations for everyone Halton: not you tho, wait till tomorrow Peel: come thru


This lockdown no follow


I'm sick of you guys on twitter your all followers


some of yall rly need to read the room


I'm so easy to bait, just put a nice ad and I'll download the game


I'm so glad the GM called out that chick for leaving food in the sink


WAR DEVIL IS SO BADASS


Single people don't look single


Man Silver Spoon was top 2 and it wasn’t 2nd. Their gravy sauce and Chapman


Not my coworker coming in early to get an X-ray done because she’s convinced she lost her super plus tampon inside of her... I-


en fin I'm a fucking tomboy


Money coming...my right hands itchy !!


My torturer became my remedy


No-one REALLY knows what goes on in other people’s lives. The shit & stresses others suffer, be it health mental health , finances etc So, let’s all be a bit more thoughtful of others


i’ve fell in love w roul’s off plank


Y'know how Nezuko is said to move a lot in her sleep? What if Zenitsu and her were sleeping in separate futons and she rolled towards his in the middle of the night He wakes up startled but she smells good and her skin is soft so he ends up rutting against her.


Trust me, i be in my feelings all day


Chinese food or pizza


Allow a man to BE A MAN and he’ll protect you like a precious gem.


People dat don’t like me always think my songs r about them lol I don’t even kno u exist.Obsessed


Until you need help you will understand that all on your phone are numbers not contact


I wanted nothing more than to volunteer at a law firm this summer but COVID-19 ruined it


Let’s try this again lawd!!!


i love watching cod gameplay like fuck me


Too much caffeine for today


The woman on @BBCRadioManc right now is getting me well stressed. Claims she’s a nurse and also calling #Covid19UK a #plandemic


At this point I’m out of the woojin tag and onto to the joonie tag, who’s woojin


I'm going to the chiropractor for the first time since The last one did some quackery voodoo on me


asynch day = busy day


I slept early last night. But not getting a good sleep


Super necio I wanna lift this fucking rebel & slap forces on it


been sayin, this is hell


the memories still hurt for jisung so badly


I Want Niggas Feel The Shit I Felt Play This Hand That I Was Dealt I Aint Asking For No Help Feed The Family By Myself


USMNT did not concede a goal from the run of play in the group stage


To celebrate 2,000 likes, we've released the new Halloween themed 'Hakaba' stage for Epic Fidget Hunt. Eight new spooky pop its to collect. Check it out


Bitch ion need you one slip up you FIRED


My brother and I don't see eye to eye with most things in life but I know when he irritates me, I can always point at the giant bald spot on his head that he tries to cover up and that’s the quickest way to shut him up. I know how much it bothers him and I love it


Maybe Moore will get waive an TT is just playing 4 dimensional chess


Hoping the @HoustonRockets have @alperennsengun dad in Beantown tonight


I hate when people get on IG Live and ask “what’s the move” like


We really have to watch @Tyson_Fury beat up Wilder for the 3rd time??? SMFH


Bit late in the day but happy birthday @user Have a fab night fella


I adore you, the sound of your skin


Leave him alone, guys!!!


sana may lay ar pc


i can't wait until my protagonist meets the perceived antagonist


No frfr, we got a hurricane again


and i miss the times u would keep me on yo side


I call “lil what’s his name” when I’m tryna get rachet


I always find it odd that there exists other people named Autumn. Guess I’m glad I’m not named something far more common!!


thing abt the time i told a racist gringo to eat glass


Wait for the signal and I’ll meet you after dark


Fun trial game of X-Force in #CrisisProtocol vs @user Criminals, at 17 threat on Witnesses and Skrulls. Cable got an area attack into 4 enemies, Bob launched a rocket into a cluster of 3 enemies, everyone had chimichangas, it was a laugh. 16-12 in the end to X-Force.


One thing I got this summer was black asl


Somebody call the @user I need to know if there exists a World Record for the number of times one has been blocked on Twitter for genuinely producing valid data that coincidentally contradicts transpicuous corporate propaganda, bcuz I am definitely rackin 'em up over here.


Karafuru i promise I’m gonna get you


Wigan going all Germany over Brazil on Hull City in the FIRST HALF.


What if I reinstalled yubo


You only got one chance in life , what are you gonna make out of it ?


I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SHOWER BUT ALL THE WATERS GONE


The hiding of the manifestos


bro @user lost in a tie cause herbert couldnt score more than 5


just woke up from a nap to see that a r m c h a i r s are bringing up arashi like what did arashi even do


Anthony absolutely stinks on the right,dropping a serious 0/10 today


He was helping my youngest son with his homework and my son’s mom gone say she ain’t helping my oldest got it


Somebody buy me a pretty dress for my first breakup night out, please?


My dad got me custom pjs with my name on it a few years ago and that’s still one of my favorite gifts lol


Learned Harry Potter trick that I can make by Siri


I've walked 13.6 miles so far this month. Up from 0 same time last year.


When the council sets up a LITERAL woodchipper outside your winder half an hour before an interview starts....


My girlfriend just called me from A&E crying her eyes out. I asked her what's wrong? She said I've just seen my x-ray, I replied just keep calm, don't look at him and walk away


Amount of times I’ve heard “fuck Donald Trump” being played on my campus is crazy. About half the cars and a few dorms are blasting it


fuck New Years, it’s Capricorn season


Eat Me Anywhere Like She Aint Got No Table Manners


Ppl ducking me


Celebrity crush Lauren London


Can we all agree that Christian Pulisic is better than overrated Vinicius Junior?


He's back. I'm happy. Like, very happy. You don't understand how happy I get when I see him


I been getting mad about the same thing everyday for 3 weeks.


On a plus, I think Liz Hurley is slightly older.


growing up in chicago


I be trynna fuck hoes just cuz my bro hit already


I’m getting tired of ordering masks


My doggie is snorin


It be some fr weirdos sending me message request


I hate people who post pics of food or drinks but don’t tag the location. Tag the place bitch I wanna go too and I don’t want to have to ask you.


ngl i’ll call any ngga my love just to make them feel special, idgaf abt you tho & you really aren’t my love


Lord if another person tell me they’re pregnant, I’ve been to 10 baby showers this year!!


i've reached the part in my artistic journey that i'm drawing manhunt!dream


Caught the secret variant this week before Jay looked it up.


Imagine eating well done steak


When you sit around a campfire, you often feel an urge to tell stories. It connects you with your peers and the world around you. Let me share a short story that helped me empathetically think about brand building


A lad from Shepshed and a lad from Syston just stopped one of the best sides in Europe scoring


It makes my day when people compliment my hoodie


The measures i have to go to to not play among us you'd think I'm extremely productive


They can have anyone they wanted so what makes you think it’s you


Finding it hard knowing I’m turning 23 next week. My brother was murdered the night before his 23rd birthday, I was only 13 at the time and I really thought he was old and lived his life. I now realise how young he really was …


yass just ordered a three pack of lipstick and lip gloss


I need a spin bike so bad pls. Why are all the good ones so expensive


Got official hours and not “on a need basis” back at one of the jobs


my brother almost gave me a heart attack talkin bout “we needa talk” only to ask me to babysit my nieces and nephews.. I HAD HORRIBLE ANXIETY BC OF HIM THE LAST 20 MINS OF MY SHIFT


Got these bad bitches sucking dick more


Getting beat down in Iron Banner live on the Twitch!!!!


I’ll paint a house with a q-tip before I tell a mf I’ll wait for him


Is how I became a fur mom last Saturday


So fucking stressful I’m surprised my hair not falling out


I truly HATE smelling of food after I’ve cooked... honestly I can’t even


Treating myself to some good ole La Costa!


Giselle said if you lose to Mahomes one more time I’m divorcing you


Can’t wait for this arm day sweat


if joseph quinn could see how many tv dinners are in my freezer right now he would be so disappointed i just know it


Just messaged the tattoo guy whos insta I’ve been stalking for like a month. He seems to usually have availability so maybe I’ll be getting a tattoo next week


I hate getting rhinestones cuz soon as one come off I be ready to get something else done to my nails


Not me going from having a migraine one day to starting my period the next


Sometimes giving up seems like the most logical, knowing it isn’t...


gonna watch enchanted cause im just having a shit day


You lucky if my mean ass like you and actually wanna keep you


may gising pa?


project mamba officially underway


hoodie szn approaching


Maybe we can hold rapists like Brock Turner accountable soon too


It be hard for me to open up cus I know everyone intentions ain’t pure


I need the summer time


It s 00:17 in Romania and today it's my birthday. I really really want to thank you soooo much @KeremBursin and @HandeErcel for blessing my entire day with the photoshoot, the interview, the voice, and so on. This is one of the best gifts ever. You made this day special to me.


Y’all sending y’all kids to school if school open back up?


Got a lot of work done on laravel-backup-server today. Polished the core functionality some more, did an initial pass on the notifications and health checks. This one is going to be awesome! With a bit of luck I’ll have a useable version somewhere next week.


There’s something about SunChips


Fellas she forever single for the right one


I'm fine I promise I'm not jealous


I must say, I'm glad I started


I hope everyone has a positive and stress free day. Goodmorning everyone..


Ts taking so long to drop and that shit not even koo


never ending V sign


We LIT! FOUND GULITY OF ALL THREE CHARGES


im so fuckinf cold Somebody holdf@me


Don’t come bac to work till Sunday


honestly? I’m just gonna say it: idk about now but garfield annoyed me as a kid, him in commercials for that live action film was even more grating, & so imo chr*s pr*tt being him fits perfectly & I will never ever see it


Where can I buy cheap but comfy masks at? Any locals still making them that I can support?


Took 45 minutes to make 5 minute fries because brother wanted to make a fkn tiktok


"Baby I look good , I look gorgeous ,this right here my city, you're a tourist I know I'm a catch, I'm a swordfish Got me on your hook, on your chorus"


Ain’t no number #2


On my block, You and Halloween are all coming out in October! The superior month


dinner cooked and in bed by 9 real life grandma


It took me awhile but I finally signed up for new health insurance. My flu shot next year will be covered!


24/7 im thinking about taeyong


I hate when I have hella interviews and only like 2 ppl


oh so if i post my boobs the entire tl will pay attention but when i post my work nobody gives me some recognition


In search of Maaz i lost my Hakh


Alright ill go sleep now I gotta wake up tomorrow goodnight !!


Random thought - i wanna go to the zoo


i always thought m was the most annoying member of the group anyway


Hands are for grabbing Leave the touching to the Holy spirit


If that Lynden Gooch is a footballer then Boris Johnson is a Prime Minister !


I can feel alot of changes coming in my life and i am really excited


Gordo showza


Jay z ft Mr Hudson....Young Forever


Waitttt I miss my friends


Thinking of Yeung Chow Fried Rice and BBQ duck from Congee Queen for dinner


I feel like this goes without saying, but if you're under 18 you really have no business following me


Jimmy Fallon cried today for kobe


A lot of crybabies on the TL


What grade u in


mega teoria de meet me in the hallway, ever since new york & from the dining table


Waiting on you to give in and hit me up so I could fall through like old times and hit it up


Just got tatted like 2 weeks ago and I’m already itching for another one


4 nil gladbach


Not Shekinah telling her coworkers about my date


Go to our Instagram story to learn about a new show we're playing! Also help us answer a very important question


what an odd day


In the taxi this lovely woman offered all of us hand wipes. When all was done, the other offered us hand sanisiter. Talk about caring


Be a good bitch for Daddy and drain yourself for Me. I shouldn’t have to do any work.


It only took me six hours to mentally prepare for it but this lady tackled going to the grocery store.


before you go to a restaurant read the reviews.. too many good ones without bad ones is a


12 unfollowed


y'all be glock models


OUR FAITH IN JESUS IS TO BE LIKE THAT OF A TRUSTING CHILD! GOOD MORNING GOD BLESS US ALL ABUNDANTLY THANK YOU LORD GOD ALMIGHTY! Have a blessed and a trusting WEDNESDAY to everyone!


7 months ups and downs but my eyes is only for him


My neighbor is REALLY annoying me. I'm allergic to weed. Yes, sadly 420. She lives upstairs and is constantly getting high! ERR


if astro announces a tour it’s really over for me


If she can type "lol"without laughing then she can type "I love you "without loving you.Stay woke kings


Everybody been eating crawfish but me


First full day back at work after 5 weeks off


Told my mom I wanted to do cosmetology or photography and she laughed in my face... saying “that’s not how you get ahead in life” Time to switch classes and prove her wrong


Any day I get to pick OP/ED themes for a made-up anime AU is a good day.


#svartbyn The place to be


that time corpse made us mad and not five min later said are we good?? yeah


Someone should make a sign that says ‘kisses for Louis’ and put a punch of kisses on it


Matter 1.0 is here


*changes speaker name*


>when the new supply is spying on your Instagram. I see you, bitch. Nice try, you brain dead bimbo. The obsession with me is cute though. Muah!


I found the scrunchie!!


day 1 of tweeting till kaeya’s birthday


they dead waited for nicki to start moving


I’ve been sick af all week and HR really tried to email me saying I’ve “exhausted” my PTO... guess who is still taking off when they planned to


I was at a @GoodwillAZ near me yesterday, and the clerk groaned Me: what's wrong? Clerk: Oh sorry, I had foot surgery and it's just giving me some pain Me: You shouldn't be standing if you just had surgery. Can't you sit at the register? Clerk: they don't let us


ain’t been on spaces but i’m loving the new emoji’s


i’m also trying to make a tori edit to post tomorrow & i keep getting distracted.


it’s been a minute but i finally did it - lost my wallet again


Another good goal from Rashford ,keeper


Love Island has turned to a sob fest


i literally have no motivation to get up and do anything, literally all i wanna do is stay in bed


Officially in real estate school


My fried ass is about the fuck this food up.


The Midwest got tis music shit in a strong hold


my brain needs to be fatter


the fact that I would rather do chem homework than write this english essay...


Letting go never fails to put me in my feelings...


Stop being so cute U live far away


I’m really tired of seeing an entire caseload of patients and not getting paid.


Feeling good that campus has so many restrictions during this election year due to Covid


My toes still cute without polish


I had a good time this evening


As una dey drag Olamide tonight, don't forget to stream his albums when you finish. Team YBNL Love you.


Quien me pasa #TeFelicito pleaseeee


I plan on uploading Nexomon later tonight so be on the look out for that


lmaooo welp! i’m glad my year planner came with write in dates


what are some goals you have for 2023? I feel like I’m not sure what kind of goals I want to make for myself in the new year, looking for some inspo


Changed profile pic! My favourite worm ride this year! Plus feed up at looking at Krrish knowing as it stands won't experience his ride till next April!


Your Truth is someone else’s Red Flag


I’m Convinced Dundalk is just a giant septic tank


We need to re-group and get organised again for the derby on Saturday. Can’t be getting away with a performance like that against City


I pray the rest of your week is blessed and God comes through for you in ways you don't even expect


We’re so finished


I am SO excited to be getting vaccinated next week.


Prayers go out to Eliza Fletcher's family


When I take a hiatus from my business I’m always so nervous to return. Idk why


It’ll be fun easy task they said... Damn thing is gonna be written in liquid.


I knew I should of placed a bet for this game


My social meter has run dry.


literally fuck kpop twitter, im sick of yalls shit. if anyone needs me, I'll be on anitwt


I hate obtained about 10 pairs of my mom's old jeans that I would never wear so should I make them into something


I finally bought some stocks today, better late than never. I promise I won’t act bougie once I start making money


The amount of miscommunication my job has with their employees irritates me


I’m cleaning out my closet and found all my old shirts from Greek life like damn it feels like all that was a whole lifetime ago


I was a bit slow getting started today BUT I still started. I've prepared and finished my first smoothie of the day


reading this eruri olympics ff and Kenny is Levi’s coach


My phone case broke today. This is the first time I’ve ever purchased a case that’s not an Otterbox. Wish me luck


I need friends to send pictures to.


i deleted that “essay” to avoid it from continuing to circulate & causing more drama than there already was but go off ig


eggroll just fucked my stomach up


Oh so that’s the vibe


I wish I was stuck with some in house


Rihanna look like she is ready to delivery very soon.


I ain’t got shit for anybody I have cut off this year...! I might have ZERO friends by December, but I promise I’ll only have Real friends in my circle... That a fact


how do yall get so many epex oomfs/moots ive been here since predebut and im still a small acc


Like OBs who offer vaginal rejuvenation so "you can please your man" or no TL without hubby signature, or the good old " daddy stitch". It's like woman have no safe place in this world


Getting Starbucks to celebrate


If standing up for yourself burns bridges, I have matches. We ride at dawn.


twelvyy album so crazy


It’s weird that I still feel sad. Like he’s still dead for no reason


i've always been obsessed with skeleton decor & now i feel its very fitting ! universe works in mysterious ways


This 1619 bullshit again alone with that damn bullshit CRT line these far right c**ts racist rhetoric #SCOTUSHearing @tedcruz Is a


not to be emo or anything but can my effort be reciprocated for once, i wanna know how it feels


The problem with my “working hours” is making a poster that I think is amazeboobs, and not being able to show you because the other artists on it aren’t awake to give their approval


I need a Salmon burger ASAP! I have been craving one for a minute


Lol slept early. Did not expect wake this early.


Why settle for a duke when one can have a prince?


TIL in web dev: CSS viewport units and calc function. Very useful for reacting to window resizing for my gen art nft project. There's always something to learn from both ends of web development and that's why I love what I do


okay i know i was looking at myself in the mirror this morning telling myself i am a vile creature but tonight i’m fucking beautiful no one compares


Are CT HS public Schools Black listed?


$SPWR All I have to say here is a quote from Cathie Wood when CNBC was bashing her thesis back when Tesla was tanking to $200 last year. “The longer the base (on the technical chart), the BIGGER the breakout” Have fun holding sunpower folks


I feel like I’ve been stuck in a cycle of making the same sounding beats, some one send me loops to get me outta this funk


It really is the small things. I appreciate my grandmother so much. I feel like somehow even without expressing it on days I need it the most, she’ll ask me if I want food or something from the store. Little things matter, it’s acts of service as my love language.


Being a CA student still haven't went home for 6 month.


I went outside for 5 seconds to grab the mail and had someone honk multiple times at me


The Midnight Gopsel on Netflix is fucking me up right now... how can a cartoon so trippy and surreal be so profound and existential at the same time?!?


When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen.


having 0 friends to my name & no one to talk to all day is such a bummer lol


love love the white and blue combination


i just bought this one yesterday and the string is coming undone the bead fell out and everything


I commend AKA for going after what the heart wants. Afterall ... I believe Bonang Matheba and Keanan Forbes are Soulmates.


Think I’ll skip the great nephew’s baseball game tonight. Heat is not my friend.


My girl mad at me on iMessage but not snap


good morning!!! i'm still finding photobook for welcoming collection


Financial stability on 2021! Yeah!


I need one big mirror in my bathroom too


Good night my feral forest creatures! Ttyl tomorrow morning


The Amount Of My Money I’m Bout To Spend This Weekend Makes My Head Hurt


Not Twitter ARMY always talking shit about TikTok ARMY but the second we need them “hurry make it a trend”


Kay, but Pirate!Theseus with long hair holding Zag for ransom after sinking his ship


i’ve calmed down a whole lot bruh


I am ready to get off these kids are working my nerves now


certain ppl getting bold today


Excited to play more #NoMansSky tonight! See you folks in about an hour


I get to send one non-approved tweet from the brand on my birthday right? Those should be the rules.


Best thing to do when depressed ? Start skins all over again


Youuu ever get a knot in your stomach when something good or bad is about to happen


Mi crush no tiene Twitter


Would anyone like to play it takes two with me sometime? Potential collab?


I know I speak with your eyes


I can’t stand Sue


to get your body goals are not easy, apa yang penting, semangat dan usaha nak workout. mula mula mmg sakit tp kalau dah biasa tak sakit sangat. you will feel happy if you see the result.


I wondered how many pieces I could break my old phone into using only my hands. It was 19. It could have been more except the battery puffed up like a pillow and I shat myself


traffic gonna make me late for the start of the tourney


I just found Audrey’s birth certificate. It’s been lost for 2 years


Moving to Canarsie by the end of March. Damn ima miss my first crib fr


Thermal + Invert is my theme rn. Don’t copy.


okay time to stop being fat


Taking shit about him to his mom or whatever


I need tattoo therapy???


Close oomfies reply if ur Ok w pet names like babe or love


Some till make excuses for praying and keep postponing. Learn to work on that


Gotta train your mind to be stronger than your heart or you will be in a lot of fucked up situations !


Those new Stussy Nike kicks


just realise my 3rd @ is my irl


I wonder if anyone can do a building TF...


does anyone wanna make me a cheeky priv acc because i’m ip banned from making new accs


2 days till elden ring, i deadass took a week off of work for it


i just got numbers from two sexy mfs


Okay idgaf I love those aesthetic thingys that I made for my characters so I'm also posting it on this account


youngjae is about hit 200k subs


had an Ed moment last weekend & forgot to tell yall: I was holding my friends scarf/shawl for her and stimming with it while she was driving. She says 'thats soft, huh? It's cashmere,' and I tell you I could have screamed. But I didn't


Things no one tells you about #pregnancy: your belly button will hurt


Finished my first ep of Poppy Playtime


I’m craving chocolate babka


If I fuck with you ima spoil tf outta you


Non-sanctioned tweets don't get RT'ed thousands of times.


if you fw the juice we got pints in & you aint putting in no work you the hype man


really its the great team we have at uproxx


today I realized I have a slight praise kink


No alcohol in the world gets me feeling as nice as a good old açaí catuaba


What's the weirdest inanimate object you've ever yelled at? I just swore at a candle cos it would light


Hype pined and drop yours bestie


The bomb I just dropped in my sister chat


Was there an extra episode in season 13? #Supernatural


YO THE SEPHIROTH ONE IS SENDING ME


Hey @sidharth_shukla can u plz kindly unfollow that @user All the judgements u r getting all the backlashing u r facing r bcz of this acc. Ur like on ig would not been really a contro matter evrybody took it so sportingly untill he started tweeting trash. Take love


excited af to start my sleeve


I have big plans for the 1st, and one of them I’ve just done, and it’s a massive step for me already that’s gonna make a big impact!


STOP putting our angels and your trash in the same video bitches.


Bobby firmino was excellent tonight


I’m so ready to close so we can start building our house!


I am so upset, hm


GCSE results day is this Thursday 12th August. Students are invited to collect results between 9:30am - 11:30am from the school hall before they go on to enrol at college


Bmf episode 3 cause I’m behind


I did all my mommy chores , my flowers sitting pretty and my candle smell nice


my bruddas my bruddas won’t change on dem niggas for nun


Second leg 4-1. Who's with me?


might do an animal crossing space cause i haven’t played it yet


...Dem dey underrate man dey don't know nothing


Friday Night Lights always will be one my favorite Cole projects. Mixtape Cole was different


Made some bomb ass Malva Pudding today


I want Sir Mo Farah to win! #ImACeleb


#NEISvoid i finally mustered up the courage to tell my doctor about my chronic pain and she told me she suspects fibromyalgia! im so relieved that she believed me right away. i just gotta get some bloodwork done and then i’ll probably get an actual diagnosis


i usually sleep at 3am but still apply my eye cream everyday and wish for the best


That new #Uvalde video is damning on the police officers


soon as you outta niggas lives is when they start to miss you


Finally catching up on @RuPaulsDragRace and I gotta say @LadyCamden is an absolute treasure and a delight. Some very genuine seeming souls this season


So excited to see Tigres tomorrow


Making you feel beautiful everyday.


KIM JONG DAE. KEEP SAFE. AND BEE HEALTHY AS ALWAYS. SARANGHAE


I try to actually venture out into the world to get a haircut... And my barber decides to close an hour early


SOME SEXY SHIT GOING ON ON MY ONLYFANS


On my wedding day maths paper will be distributed If you fail.... NO FOOD FOR YOU!!!


Shawn’s voice is so


I haven’t ordered anything on Amazon for 2 weeks, but it feels like 2 months! I was going crazy there at Christmas for a while.


I may be the bad guy in his story. But I know what was best for me and at the end of the day letting go of something so toxic was needed


Waiting for PSL @Starbucks


someone be my gf im lonely


I watched 2 K-dramas just to see what my mom was talking about... thought I was set. But nah - my mom ONLY watches K-dramas now. She recommended 4 more on Netflix. I'll never catch up.


#VirtualLandslide is coming


Started listening to Queen to drown out our neighbor’s music.


Best of luck to all of the pattern/breakout traders out there. May the odds be ever in your favor.


Well everyone, in case you wanna know...I got to level 93 on this season of Fortnite. Pretty pumped about it


Most of all baby I’m just tryna grow with you


This nigga gon say either you gonna be with me or in a wheelchair


Not my stepdad calling Spirit airlines Soul Plane


yo, to anyone confused the aura socials have been sold but with that said me and @user have something planned soon, wait and see.


Mr Face-Tool wants to know if my habit of walking or standing behind him when we're out is an autism spectrum thing or is it just me being fucking annoying.


nobody substantial nomore


stubbornness is a biiiitch


Maybe I need to go have my ears checked bc I feel like mfs have been mumbling to me all damn day


The media love to keep banging on about Liverpool being behind city . Let’s forget United arsenal and Chelsea all out spending us and also without Liverpool, city walk the league . Farmers league because of oil money


Annoyed lord .


my teacher for our first zoom meeting: i’ve never dreamt of being the movie star of a thirteen week show but here i am


tired. need sex.


My big smile with my coffee this morning: Son is in training for a new job and when told he's in training our 2 yr old grandson is going around saying Daddy on choo choo.


Don't exactly know how but the Celts should go for DeMar DeRozan


Craving an Indian


Streaming once I get home


Baby girl is giving me very much Samuel L. Jackson in Django vibes and ion like dat !


Finally coming to terms with the fact that I'm a bitter, broken person, and life is only gonna go downhill from here.


I always feel like I bother people when I txt them


Cocky nuh play, it will bruk ya back


If you wait to do things when you’re ready then it’ll never get done


Get another town ffs #htafc


Na follow follow and incapable of coding words dey make most of you Hate Daniel regha


#loveyourgarden … what did they do to that yard beside paint it green


Did they change the queso sauce at chipotle? It don’t taste the same


You know you're in for a good time when you're reading an API guide and the example code is in VB6


i want to have my own home that i can make pretty


Thanks IG notifs for notiffing me 30 min late


So, it happened! I got me a @user ticket. Now I really need some zoom lessions cuz I don’t know how that thing works.


I can't even bother w mama if g0t7 is not there


My dad and I had a horrible fight last week, but I feel like he regrets it and is trying to apologize without actually apologizing....... does it mean I'm getting kingdom's album?


Aeroplane food are so disgusting


Too many people hurt my feelings today. I wish I didn’t have any or just not be so sensitive. Either one would be great hehe


My robot on netflix


only me and my car know how good I really sing


Who pissed off Scarlett?


i love having my own home, but I hate cleaning cus I feel like no matter how much I clean, my son and husband make a fkn mess within seconds


I've not seen myself in anyone's circle


Rashfords frispark


Loud will slap rn


single turbo 335i, speaking it into existence


Wherever you find the serenity of your soul, stay, this is your home


what y’all prison names gon be? mine gon be some hard shit like “satch stacks”


if you ain’t riding for life then i rather ride alone


Smile x @BEATKINGKONG alwayssssss hit different


Didn’t get a single picture in my CJR so I’m definitely running it back


What advice can you offer to Twitter newbies?


omg this band is so good


Hoping some one I like gets online seems like every camgirl I like just don’t cam anymore


I just hate the fact da zo veel mensen tegen christenen zijn omdat een deel ervan homofobie en zo justifyen, makes me sad, just wanted to let y'all know not all christians believe shit like this, love is love


Hate taking out the trash shit be heavy asf


This jay has been coated with kief


Just spent 2 hours rearranging my house


Wait til I record


btw if you enjoy the illustrations in my newsletter, it's all by @user


juho your brain is soooo hot


gotta see if i can fit u in my schedule


Big win for the Indian community in America today. The Mexican pizza is back @tacobell


the worst part about having a baby young is having SAGGY, DEFLATED BALLOONS FOR BOOBS when you're only 22 years old. I said what I said.


ill be taking a day or two to rest and just focus on my mental health it's been really bad and im seeking help for it. tag me if the hak post, take care


sapnaps in new york Omg i hope he’s having the time of his life and treating himself


Tokyo Narita freestyle by Halsey is SO GOOD


im so sad but atleast i have micheal and gregory


OK IM HOME SO BNHA FESTIVAL ARC TIME


Y’all making me see that awful purple man before it’s time


Okay but how am I to understand that w/o any explanation? Tf I look like Einstein?


I’m losing it little by little


Tsunami really gon smoke NYC and we just here chilling


Unpacking is a bitch


I should be at la NONA


"Switch" is my best 6lack song, very soothing song


If you don’t cut your sandwiches diagonally, I can’t be your friend. The other way just looks stupid


I wanna stay up for the stone ocean release but I have school tmr


I woke up at 12, played with & bathed kaia then went down for a nap at 2 & I just woke up


Amazing service shout out to @user today who went above and beyond to fix multiple issues in frigid temps. Highly recommend this company


I love how the Aquarius women keep getting honorable mention or just overall top tier


what’s stopping me from rewatching demon slayer for the third time


First time Bron dunks on someone and Pat Bev runs around like a dog with rabies to hype up the fans gonna be special.


STOP SENDING YOUR SICK KIDS TO SCHOOL,YOU IDIOTS!!!


I hate soda


Fml .. I think I need a summer home in Alaska


Are sour patch kids a decent Election Day breakfast? Hypothetically, of course


Harry Maguire is a spent force. Hard decisions will have to be taken about his further participation in this #ManUnited team


I want my release


Whoever mama pushing a Audi TT she got burned


Hi Ms. @user sana po may gift kami once you reach 200+ followers


Our paper on "Evaluating the Effectiveness of Phishing Reports on Twitter" got accepted to eCrime 2021. Kudos to @user who led this project and mentored Unique Karanjit, our enthusiastic undergraduate student.


Da crust on pizza be good


The way i feel after my therapy sessions


Cash loss


Im mad asf these folks just canceled the order on my phone this morning & it supposed to be here today like tf


What is it about #cats and computer mouses? #IndyCat can’t keep her paws off my new cordless mouse. I keep finding it on the floor, no matter where I put it the night before.


Imma trappin fanatic walk in da spot like i want it all


Honestly thought I had thighs held together just shows how things can sprung out of no where


Today I am missing my cheek piercings.


Now I want crabs. I just saw this plate on Facebook and it had my mouth watering


who finna bring me some dixie queen wings?


Why is $TSLA still being sold off, @elonmusk didn’t you solve FSD and revolutionise long haul freight transportation, so confused


lmao i can be v unreasonable at times yazi, a v bad trait


GOOD MORNING CARATS! GOOD LUCK EVERYONE


I want back Nelly Furtado: Turn off the lights Justin Timberlake: Love stoned/she knows Usher: Confession 1&2 Usher: You got it bad Dido:White flag Dido: Sand in my shoes P Diddy: I need a girl Busta Rhynes: Give it to me Usher: You remind me I'm


aha spare 13 followers?


My son sholl love his granny and pawpaw


Y’all been talking about sad thoughts that haunt you at 3:00 am, Guess you never tried the 3:00 am hunger trust me it’s even worse


Practice makes perfect! Always remember that! You might not get it right the first time, but there’s ALWAYS room for improvement!


All the dope boys gone feel ha


I’m absolutely delighted for Trent scoring tonight a much needed confidence boost. Overall a dominant first half his play from Liverpool. Darwin Nunez has had a few chances to get the second but McGregor has denied him on several occasions. More of the same @LFC


I want the strength and courage to cook again . I don’t know


I don’t always buy clothes pero aish naguguilty ako mag check out :> also the 145 php sf is killing me


happy birthday mama mary the only virgo that matters


Feeling my baby move makes my heart happy


Aye Romeo Langford just bodied ole buddy


Go wish @user a happy birthday rn rn


Where tf are my cleats


God sent me exactly what I need right now. A fuckni*gga.. let’s play


Got a new track out tomorrow. After 7 years. I missed this feeling


yk u lost me when everything u do starts to annoy me


She says she can tell every time that I lie through my teeth


If You Gotta Choose Between Me and Another Girl Choose Her , Ian Ugly I Could Get Niggas


nothing has really been the same since my somewhere city resident wristband broke


Been putting in extra work at the gym cause Chad stays telling people I could beat them up


A public defender ain’t gon get you shit but a long trip!


A gem , rare find


Waking up to jail texts


not this being the second time in a row where i turn on eva nobelzada’s insta live just for her to end it like 30 seconds later


If you don’t reply to this tweet that means you think Ronaldo is a far superior football player to Messi


Just watched the last 2 episodes of #FootballsDarkestSecret on iPlayer after last nights prime time billing of episode 1. Well done #VictoriaDerbyshire and the bbc for very true although heartbreaking viewing.


Christmas went by to fast


I haven’t been to work in 5 days I almost missed my exit on the freeway


I got a job interview this Friday, I’m so excited


Ed Woodward resigns what on earth is going on with this game


I'm the only one that who has been register the #FAUG ,?


I have found that sometimes in the morning … water gives me more energy than coffee


Goodmorning..lamig noh?


best day for tacos fr


Good morning to my followers and friends. Now go out there in the world and stay golden


Sams club got the pineapples back in stock, Im otwwwww


Should I be worried that cutting onions no longer makes me cry?


Biden warning against violent protests.


I found the best Italian restaurant that exist in the whole world probably. Every bite is a mini mouth orgasm


Someone's losing their What's App privilege very soon. Thereafter there will be a charge to be added.


Wtf Curtis Jones is literally amazing


Get right with your loved ones because life really is too short. I been seeing people die left in right in the news from babies, to kids and adults. None of the dry shit matters. Emotions are temporary. Let problems go and tighten up.


I love it how Melanie says she gotta tell me something and then just never tells me


It took all of 20 seconds for the ads on my apps to change to Thai


Should a guy have a dick pic readily available for that off chance it’s asked for? Or is that a spur of the moment pic.. Asking for a friend...


I thought you were my moon and I was your wolverine


Started slow fucking me then ended up beating hard!!! Check my fleets


Feels so good to smoke a joint in the morning while sipping tea. Today is gonna be good.


I'm glad to see The Conners are still on the air and going strong without Rosanne!


Honestly little victories, another step towards recovery


Win in Silence, #MutedVictories.


Purpose if you have purpose you won’t have to finesse


Lately I wear body shimmer and glitter everyday anywhere anytime then I’m always ready life hack


carbonara everyday for breakfast


When I got on the first Rollercoaster on Sunday and I fit on it, I legitimately cried. My short term weightloss goal was to be able to fit on rides at @WonderlandNews and I fit on every ride I went on. I have a long way to go to my next goal, but damn that felt good.


Fucking vending machine stole my damn money


My spot is extra dark and cozy when the weather gets like this. I’m excited to go curl up in my bed


Oh la la vini le but incroyable


I'm finally done with all the top20 drawings. I'm editing the last 3 right now and putting them all together


I ate chocolate chip pancakes and now im


I actually thought he was going to substitute griezzz ffs


Spurs gonna kill me today


Watford are just such an unstable club how can the powers above run it in this way they will do so much damage. Feel for the supporters


I don’t have sky rn and I miss her


What channel we watching @user play on


Really been wanting a big bowl of guacamole from Cafe Olé.


No ass to fill out them shorts


fell in love with our waitress at steak n shake today


Justin from the River Postman on the Hawkesbury just told me on @abcsydney @abccanberra he’s found several fridges rocketing down the river one w cold beers & cruisers inside - he’s confiscated it for safe keeping. A mate found one full of frozen meat & shared the party pies.


My mom came in and was getting on to me while I was live streaming lmfaoooo sorry if anyone heard that


Roman reigns is one of the most beautiful men I've ever set my eyes on


Made salmon, rice, and asparagus for lunch/dinner


After my involuntary nap, I woke up kinda hungry


I finally put in the ticket for my laptop


How is it girls say 5 inches ain’t enough, but when my 4 inch fingers go in they squirting everywhere?


Ain’t no excitement in having hoes get you a real one and hold it down gang


I know God won't connect me to someone that doesn't value my children..period


#DeathWish update...I like how they made #BruceWillis a left handed shooter...Willis is left handed in real life


I miss the Act Age cast, Kei and Satsuki especially


making new playlists instead of my math hw because i realized i haven't made one for some books


another year of not bein excited for my bday


literally was planning going to a chinese buffet right before everything shut down. im still craving that shit


Your skin it glitters like gold ..There’s love inside of your soul


I feel like I should get cash apps daily for my lunch at work this week


I always just get rain when the rest of the state gets snow


literally not questioning my worth one bit cuz im sexy and THEY missed out but idk why im bummed


Do I have any HR friends out there can get access to salary data?


Mom is obsessed with majid eleha I just pray for her


Fair play, some of our fans are the absolute biggest babies around #AstonVilla


#DemonSlayer Animators did it once again


thinking about deactivating bc i feel like i dont belong in this bird app anymore


Passed the first part of my exam today! Have the final tomorrow, wish me luck


ok fr fr that was my last cup of coffee for this month or lifetime idk man i cant keep up waking up like this


I’d go back to FedEx just to see Eddie


oops my fault y’all


OMG! Bottom of 7th inning we get the W 1-0 vs Penny! What a game from BOTH teams!!!


I already miss my coworkers :(


the more older u are the more immature u are


Your #professionalsummary formerly known as the objective on your #resume is a chance to highlight your key skills & competencies you offer to the job you're applying to. It's your time to wow & shine !


Mikel San Jose plays for Birmingham city


The long wait is not over yet...


Chilling And Relaxed


going back to sleep now that schools done


Anyone or anyone you know looking to save some money right now? Hopefully I can help! Can get you a free quote on any insurance needs. (HOME, AUTO, RENTERS) Feel free to message me


Hmmm idk if I want to make spaghetti or tacos for dinner


I CAN'T LIE: Sugar daddy neeeeeeded. I want to guarantee my store wealth for the next year


I’ve ripped my pants three times today


I’m at the point I get disgusted if I see someone touch their face


Gma told me she made arroz con leche and didn’t bring me any


I’m getting margs this weekend


NYE is going to be real intimate with close friends.. won’t be a big NYE party per usual thanks Omarion


Why should I live up to other peoples expectations instead of my own


Scottie pippens oldest son died from chronic asthma


As my first official choice after leaving my job I went back to bed before noon and slept until after 3.


she pretty with no ass yeah ill still keep her


Next post is gonna be some shut y’all never seen before. Something different


Distracting myself with art work


diamond in the rough i clear the dust make me bright as can be


Just made salmon shrimp and mashed potatoes then realized I didn’t go any asparagus


Going to the park. Maybe I’ll get lucky and get eaten by the gator that lives there


Back on low sens


What songs should I use for a montage


I just bought my 4 tires w/ cupers card and it hurt me


Ion get mad. I get money hoe!!


Where tf do my my money be going?! No way in hell it’s just bills


Shall I change my layout?


All this about J Prince got me like


About to get this run in the drizzle


Claiming literal facts are “fake” just because they’re not in your favor has BIG toddler energy


Everything I want wants me back. Tenfold


Alexis Sanchez coming back to manchester united is the best news I've received as a man u fan this month!! I honestly don't care about what other fans think. El nino maravella


Kof 14 ou Valorant ?


Idk where this just came from but I just got super emotional


I’m so ready to pop out on my rap shit


Ian tryna buy your love , but I’ll get you what you want


THEIR STILL DOING IT GUYS CANCEL CANDY BITCH


Tweet of appreciation for how a darker version of Anduin's theme plays in Korthia after you finish the new campaign chapter and how the Darkshore warfront theme plays after the Sylvanas fight; soundtrack team is on point as always


Why is #boxingday trending on Twitter!!


Twitter is free entertainment


But why did this nose piercing hurt more than my 7 tattoos


CBB: Rutgers ML • -125 •


I hate not working from home because I end up being too lazy to drive home from the office.


send me my whole fee. I DON’T DO BACK ENDS & FRONTS!


hailey never answers the phone


my baby cousin is here


//little to no activity moms making us do a deep clean


This Rain is making all kinds of creatures look for shelter in my house and I can't take it...


My biggest PET PEEVE is repeating myself more than 3times


Balling but they keep fouling us


Idc cus anyone you fw after me aint better then me


going on walks is fun! there are so many nice parks around here


Playing #LittleHope by @SuperMGames and was really impressed with their characters’ Northern (well, Salem-witch-trial-era-New-England-but-really-actually-Northern) accents - then checked up and read two of the voice actors for those parts had briefly appeared on #Corrie! Nice!


This man be so damn handsome


I can't spend time with weird energy


over here pullin dis wood & done got to choking on a mf lil nug dat fell out


Is every restaurant's shake machines down?


You not my "brother," nigga you're the enemy.


I'm too young to care


I'm rooting for Otis & Ruby pls don't be a fool Ot. Currently fin ep.3 and please even this show can make me cry??!! Like yeahh. I'm proud of Adam anyway. He's adorable


i’m questioning what to do with my collection so much cause like..i’m an ot5 collector…but do i want to collect ot7…


Best of wishes to @JimmyButler and his family. Whatever y'all are going through, I would like to say y'all have my support.


secret seven grrrrrr


Being around ppl who don’t have don’t have the same sense of humor as u can be soo draining. Sitting there and fake laughing so u don’t seem rude literally hurts...like get me out of here ASAP


Just because it’s NNN don’t mean you still can’t book therapy. You just won’t be cumming haha


Trying a new Black owned place. Let’s see if the tacos are good


btw Ozzy Etomi's tweets are


this guy so fking lucky


As a Taurus we can’t hide our emotions it is what it is


addison deleted the video where she was playing the guitar


I don't speak out anything i feel. People seem to make me feel weak instead of helping me out


THANK YOU ABBA FATHER FOR EVERYTHING HALLELUJAH THANK YOU JESUS


My toes keep cramping


wish twitter showed what everyone was listening to like bbm


can i just say ,, YIXING'S MIND


Spent this year focusing on my career, it’s all paying off


Fck, Nunez is so handsome in this LFC kit


Your friend saw it, I’m sure she’ll tell you about it


"That's the fastest I ever nutted" is always a compliment


The day I get pregnant ima have to dap that Nigga up Cause you took a cold mf out the game


Just deleted 167 contacts in my phone. I feel so much better


The gnawing sensation of suffering because of your password


may the only pain i feel in 2023 be from a bbl amen


Omg my feed has nothing on #TigerWoods how is this possible? Super strange


I never do lyric quotes from the same artist twice in a row, but I'm listening to Fearless (the original version) so cut me a break!


I’m a mixture of Rihanna, Sza, & Megan


Tory Lanez live has me in TEARSSSS


TELFEEZY


I get out the shower and put my perfume on


Im thinkin about that one video where that person records that video of their meat gradually getting hard... Mite do that


the way i dance to love4eva everyday


I just wake up to go back to sleep wtf is this shit


I'm gonna reread comm because I miss siobhan


I left my laundry on the line this morning and found that my landlord took it down foe me since it drizzled


I ain’t fuckin with no nigga , we was intangled


Just looked at homes in my dream state and my heart literally skipped a beat


I hate loud snares,


Not gonna lie, didn't expect #USC basketball to demolish BYU like that. Really strong win for the resume. As good a performance for the #Trojans as we've seen in the Andy Enfield era. #FightOn


gm i’m pretty sure fireworks is s*exual so that’s good


I did Uber eats with my bestie yesterday I had a ball


I be so happy to order food until I notice the delivery + tax is about the same price as my food


38k-41k -> 33k-28k, keep it simple $BTC


Pagi Seoul. Let's join people's commute to work.


Really Want To Make Me Some Biscuits .. But Then I Really Want Some Cereal


I need to get my new car like this week so if everyone gives me $2 it’ll really help towards my down payment! thanks yall


Not to jinx myself but I haven’t called IT in like 2-3 weeks!


My grandparents are back in Colombia and I’m so jealous that my grandma literally can roll out of bed and go down to the river everyday since it’s like at the foot of my great uncles home. I would love to be in that river man


Moving on isn’t the same as healing


diamond in duolingo, it’s no biggie tho


i've also been obsessed with the office and i won't be able to finish season 2 tonight like i wanted


I don’t feel like it but ima get this workout in


win out & we’re back in, hi


ahaha noooo dont delete ur highly relatable vent post i havent even gotten 2 reply "same" yet


Being on break boring nvm im back


can girls text me pls


g night km


Every time I have honeydew or cantelope I realize I don’t like honeydew or cantelope


i dont like catching myself smiling over a text


Buff women


wonjin shut up no one is dumping you in a hole


He forbade me to waste his money. CHANGE THE NARRATION A. He said to me, “waste my money.” B. He told me, “waste your money.” C. He said to me, “do not waste my money.� #READ_MORE


We suppose to go to Denver soon and it done snowed WTF


Walking dogs in this heat especially in the middle of the day infuriates me


Going to the market, when I return hope to find some pretty nasty dms


My therapist asked if I was a top, switch, or bottom today. Queer therapy slaps


u know when everyone else looks clean but u look at urself and u look crusty ?? what in the mental illness


cant wait to tell kay the tea


trespass rock version is the superior mx song but u all will never acknowledge that


Bet you’ll see stars. Bet you’ll elevate. Bet you’ll meet God.


I am not emotionally ready to watch #girldad nope nope nope


I have a new set coming to suiciegirls in two days and I can’t wait


Time to watch The Shining


Thang’n on a Tuesday


my thought was wrong coz they’re friendly tbh


tell ur new nigga u got ur vibe from me


My milk sister coming to visit me tomorrow


I’m in this bitch with the wooskie, ball in the summer like drew league


show them u always happy even when u not


A lot of stuff is really weird out here


The snap series I just sent my friends lmfaooo day 2 of my 3 week vacation from work has been something


Plus is waiting


I have to laugh that you think I’m getting favoritism because higher up men take the time to hold me to higher standard. I’m not sorry for having to try harder than you


love it how you grip it with my feet up on the dashboard


goodmorning! tyLord!


First appointment with neurosurgery in 2 weeks so guess I won’t have to worry about surgery b4 Vegas. Fuck it, I’ll just swing by a Vegas ER for a drain/compression bandage if I run into a pain problem. A little fucked if it’s necrotic tissue tho. Just heal mofo.


Debating on more braids or a wig feel free to give input


Wait someone broke Woodz’ heart?!?! WHOOO?!?


i think the lovejoy song will be iafiap


So hilariously wrong that @piersmorgan has resorted to 'Your Mumma...' jokes


Im sorry but if i see you doing drugs while your pregnant... I’m judging idgaf


selling telfar bags hmu brand new


Upgraded my audio setup today. Thursday should be fun


My life is going perfectly, except my heart Oh dear love, it is a mess. I fear the endings, specially the lonely ones- for I am not used to losing what I love but always do So please oh love, tell me, How can I love you without pain? How can I not love you without regret?


•| ii Gotta whole bitch don’t think about my old bitch.


it’s not to late , you still have time ! GO VOTE !!!


It’s dnd time mages


I really went the whole day thinking it was Wednesday and happy that tmrw was gonna be Friday Jr.


Time to fire up the oppo tweet machine. Braves suck and will not win this game


Hmmmm I guess I could look at it as an opportunity rather than a setback.


A confidently ignorant person is very annoying but no problem we move


watch them signs


Host came through


I should probably sign to hit boy, cause I write a lot of hits boy


Viral. Movie! We goin live


MCC IS DURING MY PROM WTF


QUICK SOMEONE LOAN ME THE PUMP UP THE JAMS PICTURE, I NEED IT FOR SOMETHING!!!


Football is such a weird sport it’s been all Boro and they find themselves behind with a hat full of mistakes


so i also am making bbq weenies in the crockpot . salt potatoes and mesquite bbq country ribs


Just found a really great taco spot, the universe does love me.


Making a hair app for the his vacation we lit up


Mind cunts were saying the nhs wis gonny get patched imagine man. this proving how amazing it is


Everyone against me n I’m still winning


just saw my sister drop something and then bend over to get it. fastest erection of my life


Thankyou always memahami


Don't keep talking about sending, just send... your "good intentions" doesn't have actual monetary value


Advantage of living in the trenches? There's always a way to fix issues If gas finish, you look for kerosene If kerosene is no dey, you look for charcoal If charcoal isn't available, look for firewood & get cooking. Anyhow anyhow, we survive without losing our composure


Some people don’t know this but I’m a really emotional person. And something is haunting me right now. Me coming back to YouTube. I just messed up on my channel. I’m too scared to come back.


I’m glad I dress simple cause some of the “put that shit on” ppl be looking a mess


I am... once again asking for people to play valorant with


So this is how malaysia football play JDT


the tik tok trend of women hitting men w bags is sooo fucking funny


2 followers for 450


hair treatments because the bald jealous bitches pull hair


my mom got me chick fil a


Love when people think they can get away with shit talking you behind your back & doing shady things, but you have more friends at work than they know who tell you everything that happens


This grill food bou to smacked!


So, "Dr. Ariel" unblocked me, apparently. And she's out here using the R word. She's such a disgusting human being.


Mass join


Y’all Be Having To Many Friends & To Many Ppl In Y’all Business


Ace doing ace things


Really enjoyed Ozark S4. Only complaint is that I felt like they rushed the jump between episode 6 and 7. Nitpicking though, very strong show


Big bear trip booked for next week


Andrew Yang, you’ve become a disappointment! I thought you were more integrate, but you turned out to be a sell out in your effort to try and gain political leverage! Shameful! You blew it!


My man remello gotta job with Houston rockets


Wonder who will take over undead apes


Guess who bug bites are getting infected


Why are On The Might Of Princes so underrated?


Please don't you rock my boat 'Cause I don't want my boat to be rockin


I just want some1 2 put a pad on my underwear for when I get out tha shower


Let see how long I can stay on bleach wave 366 episodes


So my cvs restocked the Halloween Hello kittys the one weekend I wasn’t home


Now Natalie


After weeks of researching a stroller, I finally made a decision and it’s sold out


They always gonna leave regardless,guard your space


Fell in the shower and now have a big ass bruise on my left arm and I'm getting my booster tomorrow so ig the shots going in my dominant arm


Today is a great day to be crippled by a stomach virus


Tonight on RAW @user we debate key questions: - After Italy’s victory over England should linguine be cancelled? - What kind of idiot goes on Instagram to abuse black players when you could be looking at great arses? - Who’s the next comedian that we can cancel? Link


Sold out. To Christ.


Happy with that first half keep it up lads. Saiss an vitinha


New addition coming to Sissy’s body on Thursday… Pictures to come. Stay tuned


He is so perfect y’all


400 friends! Thank you so much, you all mean the world to me!


Ireland haven’t been in the final since 2018


am i the only one who isnt scared of coronavirus? like


not me being the person they call when he can’t be found hahah


Do you focus more on multiplayer or campaign?


Park Seojoon in MCU I’m sorry I need a moment


Suns gon win it all


Stop it Thiago #LFC


Next time $SHIP is pumped I'm going to


I used to hate sitting under the dryer at the salon. That has changed. The alone time I get ... whew. Can I stay a lil longer?


Finally getting quality sleep after not sleeping well for like an entire month is


I'm gonna pretend even more now that the reason he targets shv a lot is because fuuchan's a shv fanboy


Are people on my tl subtweeting or ????


Participating in NNN so probably won't be on here a whole bunch


Rihanna just been eating good So happy for her


Why this Uber driver fine af like this


Why did no one tell me how difficult it is to gain weight


home for 2 weeks now. doctors orders


parental’s upstairs need to discipline their kids and keep them in check. like how tf are you guys gonna allow them to step all over your fellow housemate’s car?¿


Ableism on the subject of public health? Let's turn that down.


Za man otw, boutta carry my ass to the stu


I don’t know what to make for dinner tonight, but I want something real good


I’m such a sucker nowadays. Be making breakfast to go.


Sold another system


slowly becoming the person i’ve always wanted to be & im proud of my progress so far


think my dentist gave me a little too much novocaine on one side


I’m overdue for a lot of shit


NLE the top shotta


Unlucky blades didn't think we would get to pens


mark lee instagram?


When you actually cry for help and they don’t do anything


Selling 2 time champ Account pm a price and we can discuss


Devil been tryna take a toll on me


Looking at my life story…God is a good author


Finally got my shit together and wrote everything that I have to do down. Now all I have to do is do it


I need more moots that’s actually interactive.


A nice chat with one of my favs♡ No, its not always money but with proper sending you just may find yourself spoiled with attention; if you're interesting that is


i fkn hate finals week. the stress i’ve been under is unreal


I have to hold back from inviting my front desk girls out with me.


My bra broke today and as I felt the wire snap I thought to myself ‘there is no way I’m going to be able to financially recover from this’


can’t believe Gaga was actually gonna surprise us at Coachella


Ok, back to square 1


tfw one of your coworkers hits u up on slack after all-hands to tell you they got your Trogdor reference.


And why tf are automatic soap dispensers expensive???


wrote the hell out of that article (even if I do say so myself)


finally gunna have a baby girl in the family , my bestie already


Matrix, Zulip, Discord, Slack, Telegram, Signal, Gitter, RocketChat, ...


got a couch a new tv console and rug for the apartment and it finally feels like an actual home now


drake is not feeling festive but


Not my coworker telling me that I should transfer to Euro Disney just because I’m wearing my cooling towel like an ascot today.


You hoes be playing tf outta crazy! Iain never hard to get up with. That’s where Ima leave it at.


I Ordered Two Walking Tacos For Myself But Amira Wanted Mines


I’m trying to get fuck as drunk


we ordered pizza and they forgot to bring mine


my books for school have arrived


Why must wasp terrorize me when I’m just trying to relax outside??


So glad me and my bestfriend have each other in a time like this.


Friends:your sink color make nice oo what’s your secret Me:I have changed my boyfriend


from this moment on I will continue to tag cie in every piece of vmon content


Gooollll de #vinijr


got hoes by the group tryna do me


Back at Figma. I missed it so much! Managing is great but it’s critical to keep crafting (at least for me)


Dat boy a whole pappy


WFH til March 2022! Woohoo!


Y’all I got Cedric’s wand from Universal


Disaat orang orang suka the world of the married aku lebih suka my wife's having an affair this week


CW death. Like I’m FINE but also I want to be crisp bones at the bottom of my garden and I want the dark, damp soil to cling to my skeleton and plants to burst my ribcage with roots and to just chill and by chill I mean decompose quietly. No flesh, just vibes


I got this screen protector for my phone almost three weeks ago and it has a crack already???? Like a small one on the top corner but I’m confused on how still


This is a naught account today ! It’s not behaving at all


Fish he so funky tho


Lovely stuff @DiogoJota18


Congrats @user for winning one of the #RotmanConf poster awards!


Me: I’m just going to villager hunt for a bit to relax Also me: manages to get tarantula island as my first island and is now just stressed trying to make


Idcc About Being In The House Where Thanksgiving?


OMG HAPPY BOOKLOVERS DAY EVERYONE!!! i know reading is an escape to a lot of us or simply a hobby, very happy i get to share this passion with so many people


staying to myself because a lot of y’all strange to me


#Unpopularopinion #btc halving is a known future decrease in the increase of supply, i.e. supply is decelerating. Assuming demand remains the same, price should go down with any increase in supply. @user learning more about supply and demand following last week's video


Cody gave me one of my birthday gifts early


Stevie now too ffs Jesus Christ this is beyond a joke now


I hate skincare influencers. They’re just spouting regurgitated viral advice or giving out google advice that they tell everyone to do with no knowledge of what ingredients can go on what skin type. It should be illegal to give out that much bad advice.


I’m full off this smoothie from baskins robins


He steps like a toddler ain’t no real stepper!


Sometimes you gotta play along


All attentions to the game now. It is #CHEBHA time. Cut out the distraction let's get these 3 important points


Being wifey material is such a flex


I just saw somebody make a seafood broil in the crockpot, she’s a genius..why I nvr thought of that


Ok I guess we know how Linsey feels about Gitmo


to cm wpp agr


Soon I will share content on the #Hive #Blockchain of visits to #restaurants, #coffeeshops and amazing places to eat in #BuenosAires. It will be interesting


If you thought this year couldn’t get any worse LOL let me tell ya... I made the Dean’s list this semester HAHA tf is this bs


corona a blessing and a curse. resell prices dropping, but not money to spend cuz workplace is closed. PISSED!


Always wanted to draw cute stuff, but I always feel like my art isn't cute enough


Doesn’t @ Joe Biden have “WRITERS CRAMP” yet?!


And Wolves just played 48 hours ago


Eating ass burns calories


sold my turnips for 2.1M


Finna try to convince my cousins to get tattoos while we are all here


I’m feeling Bree Runway


16 more followers mayhaps?


Randomly started snowing in Chicago today .. heavy


My friend broke their finger today... but on the other hand, they’re fine.


i hate my mom (/j) for making me a babysitter


Y’all Taylor has me dead af about that $100 to $800 game


I know imma sell out , watch me


When defendants are on house arrest and show up to zoom court in their car


White cheese Mac n cheese with crushed up garden salsa sun chips… thank me later


If you get mad at your friends for not hanging out with you because they gotta work your weird


Iaint really wet behind the ear Clarence. But i do add shit up


just made a thrist trap i feel dirty


Nah online shopping for your home is not a thing... just received a bin the size of a mouse


Why jayda ain’t go to the party ion like that all of a sudden you quarantining


I know that white boy bought a school in a black neighborhood too. It don’t be abandoned school houses in the other ones.


i love you both, @MSuppasit @user happy 2nd anniversary


I blew up a subway call that metro boomin


I locked myself out of my dorm


There are frogs less than half-an-inch long!


Lol guys help gen z is getting mad at me on Twitter cause I didn’t know one of their precious YouTube people


The TikTok I made today is cute


mans better stop playing before i make him a dad


#typescript #react #FrontEnd #webdevelopment as said in my previous tweet typescript is able to detect a variable type either by inference or by type annotation. specifying variable by type annotation consisit of two basic part the annotation symbol


a true fashion king would understand that gendered clothes are archaic and patriarchial so anyway stan gender bending mickey for clear skin


PSA: 2020 has been a rough year so if I wanna decorate for Christmas early don’t come for me


This #Coronavirus has the power to destroy you mentally before it even touches you physically. Please protect your peace of mind.


Ughh I’m over being friends with straight men. They’re so much more dramatic than women. I think it’s time to find more women friends I need more feminine energy in my life


It was a mistake searching up the Pedro Pascal memes. I saw spoilers for some stuff.


2 sleeps till my top surgery consultation


#BidenHarris2020 take back the White House


They got one person doing anesthesiologist consults and a waiting room full of people and I haven’t ate lunch yet


DayDay said 6 circle inches and 6 triangle inches not the same thing


Had a meeting with some officials today, regarding some IT stuff connected to my observatory. They became quite nervous when I started asking (completely normal) questions, just as if they were expecting me to slag them off any second. Obviously I still have a reputation...


As soon as you brag on a nigga, they show you exactly why you shouldn’t have. Dumb fucks


Jamie Oliver is on TV cooking a turkey that weighs 5kg. That’s heavier than my cat! Who is eating a turkey the size of a cat?!


$ceek @cz_binance listing


I always thought Pandem Rocket Bunny sold body kits for Subarus


If y’all don’t get y’all “I’m daddy” asses out my mentions


When it comes to sub 400-500 Cr micro-caps with a probabilistic potential of graduating into mid-caps over next 8-12 years - past narrative and numbers like ROCE, cash flows, sales growth etc, may look terribly depressing; it's our ability to judge the future that matters


Wala munang "craving-craving" next month. Comeback ng seventeen HAHAHAHA. 1set iz real :( Last na yon, next comeback ulit and hopefuly, jinx yung sa treasure na june daw.


Got offered a position on the spot , life is good


I bought me and my puppy matching sweaters, very excited to wear them


As I go back to basics with smart contracts dev and solidity, I will progressively post tips, tricks, ressources and cheat sheet in this thread. Can be useful if some of you are taking this road


Hello, it's a special day for my special person only, not mine


not me balancing my phone on my clothing rack so i could watch tiktok while i change only for it fall and shatter my new screen protector


90% of my apps are set to Dark Mode. If life hard a "Dark Mode" guess who's activating that feature? Not me.


This MacG boy is talented


we don’t chase our shots over here


My introvert self made 2 friends on the first day of class today. Done for this year


Really thought I was sleep for hours but it’s only been a hour


duane washington is tuff


A person to me is beautiful when their passions define them more than their looks


maytag compatible ang blood type


I’m done sending my mom snaps of myself cause why she always wanna SS


State trooper almost caught me Slippin


It’s not that I don’t got time , I’m just using my time wisely


People tweeting that circle thing remind me of how shy I am to interact with most of you because I think you find me annoying


Had a dream I worked at Costa and then someone started after me and got promoted straight away. It made me real sad.


Me at 4pm when all I've had all day is a bagel with strawberry cream cheese and a large iced coffee: why am I nauseous???


Hope you know.... If you eat three eggs is called Adulthree


Finally ordered all my items for my next trip


Juno is about a pregnant trans man


If our mouth is wet, we are less likely to become afraid or tense. Stay hydrated, drink water


I need a mannnnnnnnn


Que nivel Johnny rockets


I'm gonna watch Soul over the weekend but I really think people do the most for attention. If you think Baby Boy is classic movie I do not value your opinion on anything


This lady finna make Leah walk out


Morning Bones..


Famous Dave’s corn bread to go …


I still need to read My Policeman


i make alot of bad choices when I know better but I’ve chosen WONDERFULLY GREAT friends


Slimming down nicely , give me till April


can’t wait for this future album


I’m having shots tonight


I want a 40 inch buss for my birthday


Let's finish strong


It took me getting to the elite 4 to encounter my first glitch in the new pokemon games. I got hit with the elite 4 theme song glitch.


Sometimes you just gotta understand you to real for some niggas ma


You are my moon, beautiful but yet so far away from me ..


. . .okay, how strict is this ‘no hunting in the area’ rule? She found a drunk frat boy who’s basically begging to be eaten. He keeps calling her ‘sweetheart’.


I love when i write something in Portuguese and Twitter understands it and translates it correctly to Portuguese


I'm like 70% sure there's no point to me being around


December is gonna be full of travel


English papers tomorrow morning: Southgate masterclass drags England to round of 16.


This is my last tweet of this night. I want to apologize to all my followers for my abusive tweets against this moron @user . Definitely I will not delete my tweets because he deserves that.


son finna be gone for two days. lawd. i need to find me some business


So crazy I think back to how ppl always teased me about my hair in HS & then the same name they used to make fun of me I got it embroidered on my cheer bag


Eat good & smoke good weed


I made a terrible mistake. I scrolled through one of the moms Instagram. She does pole dancing. Im speechless


I’m still struggling to fathom how Aisha fractured her leg while they assaulted that boy in Aso Rock Villa. Was it the Shaolin flying kick she attempted or no-shadow kick?


where my ice eaters at


the closest people who are supposed to be supportive of me don't believe in me


Thats 100 Real Madrid goals for Sergio Ramos as a defender


Facebook slapped me with a "this goes against our rules and guidelines for bullying" when I had told someone to stay home and not attend comic con, as they did not want to get vaccinated or take a test. I get in trouble for that, aight, cool. Everything is backwards


Who face can I nut on in L.A


Award sa late goes to mee


#NeslihanAtagül My baby


Even when it's not about you, about you All of a sudden it's about you now, ooh


everybody break feel long till it’s mine


i regret not pulling for ganyu


Yo why all my work that I did today got deleted


If it’s not slammed I don’t want itt


home que dor


If you want booty pics dm me


I hate a mf start acting funny with me cause I’m such a cool ass bitch don’t do me like that


Knackered, hope I get a better sleep tonight


NOO F


All sexy people birthdays in august


Us Arsenal fans can’t stop until that yank is out the door. We all knew already what he was all about but he’s confirmed it alarmingly, with no consideration for any single fan. Get him out


I've been in town an hour and already spent £400


Shoutout to OK healthcare keeping numbers low by telling people they have upper respiratory infections and rushing them out the door with a penicillin Script, and the ok to return to their essential jobs, not one of my very sick coworkers have been tested.


; i planning out my next child’s birthday cause the way how the three of us set up is no joke


Who qrt on private? I just wanna talk


Kanpuria deleted the tweet


I don't watch CW DC stuff but the fact that Ruby Rose is leaving Batwoman even made me sort of react. I mean she's the lead of this show, and the show has its fanbase. Can't imagine how a recast will go. The amount of backlash Ruby and the show got I think was near sadistic.


In the honor of 4/20. A joint was sparked along with a fabulous victory over the red devils a.k.a clowns


a new month a new me, and i’ve decided it’s gonna be a no binge november


My top half is small and my bottom half well you know. And now I can’t buy dresses online


If you haven't today Close your eyes for a moment, take a few slow deep breaths. Then drink a bunch of water afterwards You're welcome


not me dropping my phone in my fucking face


straight from my social work textbook y'all, just in: "Forgiveness is a spiritual idea. It is not required to heal trauma."


Meanwhile I'm in Nova Scotia chilling


so when are we going to know who won? bc everyone telling me we’re not finding out today.


Just found out about N64 games on the switch..


2 games. 2 finals. 2 trophies to win. Let's go Liverpool! Let's go Steven Gerrard


I love being in everybody cf


My mom always wanna do something different... why tf are we driving there


#NCAAB 1.5u Texas +1.5


Ok I deleted my tweet about health insurance because I'm manifesting that they cover the surgery! Lol. Updates to soon follow. As in- I'll update ya'll WHEN they cover the surgery


i'd be left with two options


Second chance for chronic procrastinators. Balang!


Who's a perfect roommate? "The one who puts your phone on charge after you fall asleep."


"Never let the same snake bite you twice" I had to see that today again.


I am following the first 20 followers to follow me


So dogs get periods and female rabbits eat their young if their birth was too stressful....got it


That was such a poor penalty! Haha Kudos Wilson owners


But why did Zac Efron do this to himself?


...but what if the new album drops on my birthday in april


Superb feature on Walter Tull. It really is a wonderful story. Great to see Fenners get an outing too


Go to war against the man in the mirror and dont come back until u win


grabe po yung house


11:11 Nobody can make me feel as beautiful as you do


#WritingCommunity I wish I could rent a cabin(alone) for three months to finish writing this book


I modded a game for the first time, and it's working with no issues. I feel like a technology wizard.


guys my bo katan funko broke :((


U are....


my professor noticed my drip


Convincing daniel to also get a job at the post office


Ok folks...drop the best #COVID19 memes that you’ve come across here


1k on here what the heck i love u all sm


Since a lot of ya think ya know everything what’s 456 in a dice game ?


nobody can hurt or touch @user she's mine


jsp quoi faire pour mon anniversaire


yumeko playing squid game... thoughts are being thunk


Anytime I fall out with a “friend” I really be having to reevaluate some shit. Like what were they even good for


Everything was fine until 4:59 PM And then idiot's on the road celebrating like India Won Corona World Cup.


blackpink are so pretty but badass. and pretty savage really encompasses their duality


your eyes told me…


Gotta get the money and I gotta get it quick


should i go to yuma right now just for the fuck of it ??


$AMC 16.50 should be the bottom.


مَتان، مُٺِي..! ڇَڏِئين، پريتَڻو پاڻا, ڄاپَنِ جئَن ڄاڻا، تون پِڻُ ھوئِجِ تن جئَن. Never keep yourself away from your love, O miserable! As twins are joined together at birth, you be with your beloved like that


I got no sauce with my nuggets...


Never get tired of asking God to guide you into miracles. Something is about to break for you!


When the whole followlist is only girls it's a


Sorry for the lack of picks recently guys.. I’m giving my VIP every pick. Also I don’t wanna mess up my 18 free bet winning streak


So disappointed that I'm not going to Colors tomorrow


Say something about durk and Fredo Bang feathers seem to get raddled like dey nvm


Want some tacos bru


I guess I spoke waaaaaay to soon


I was doing homework and was thinking can cats actually hear us??


It’s currently 5:18pm on Tuesday May 19th and we just finished #corn #Harvest19


I hope ur not tryna manifest me bc you’re muted and I won’t ever see your tweets


Buff aurelion sol Game-wise and body-wise


tired of being accused of sum shit ill never do


I've done seen a nigga change for the money and these bitches.


Snacking on crackers and drinking cherry pepsi, it's the happiest I've been all day


C I vote for #BUTTER by @BTS_twt as #TheSong of 2021 at the #PCAs


I really don’t know why I haven’t canceled my boxy charm subscription yet


Cristiano is inevitable. What a man


29/12/2020 EPL table: 1- dippers 2- UTD 3- 4- 5- 6- 7- 8- 9- 10- 11- 12- 13- arsenal


for the bureaucrat, the dress is a mighty object to be manipulated by him


Word to Mrs. Allen.


Wiseman and the bench are a negative on the floor already


some songs are so nostalgic to me that they will literally make me space out and think about the times when i felt happy with my friends in colorado doing stupid things in my jeep…and then i get a lil sad


Whole day air rep


Be quick to take the money, but take forever to give it to you


I hate when this bitch post her kids man. Post some ass damn


Oloture: The Movie. What was that ending?


“I’ll keep an eye out for a tweet about me” this is it & I’m dropping u. Send me my Kendrick ticket


Nyaire doing his own science projects


Some people don't get respect until I become like them, they don't understand


Shy Quiet Slow-paced Soft Sensitive = not negative traits


uhh... heavy


my life is nakikigamit sng netflix sng iban. thank you!


I feel like I get along really well with all of my new friends because most of us are scorpios


I’m making crab cakes for dinner


i pray that Dec will be full of blessings. Amen


Don’t worry abt mfs that’s not worried abt you


Hold me down and Ima do the same girl


he just hate when I’m social media like I got something to prove


Just because they on yo ride, that don’t mean they yo ride or die.. your worse enemy can be right by yo side


im tryna fuck u and ur bestie yeah


Up the George Alexander


then raise the scarlet standard high within its shade we’ll live and die


Yeah let me roll up before baby get home, room already cleaned so I’m just chilling


trying to find a nail design be the hardest


i post su instagram ahah


I go for my first wedding dress fitting tonight. I’ve lost 40lbs since I last had it on


Today I was told I am caring, understanding and positive in conversation & it made me smile


Today was a very good mail day


still can’t believe Joe Jonas got a corgi before me


placed my #WAW order. praying that i can get all 4 unique CD designs on one try


I don’t just want to eat lime, I want to actually lime


I’m a letting go pro


If you drink and drive you’re a clown


I started my son's class meeting while he was dawdling to the office, and the teacher unmuted him and heard me yelling for him to hurry up


Cock Peepee And Balls . i need to work. i'm sorry for those waiting on commissions i am insane


just bought a new obsidian pipe


I really need adcodols


Previous Tweets. Not stake in this but they came came though as a sponsored post on my insta. @user Great idea


jungkookie nakashorts


I’m grown and I cook grown meals, tell me why I don’t own a cast iron skillet nor stainless steel. I’m moving back home this is ghetto


I would like some more pretty female friends so feel free to add me on snap (Thelmzs) or dm me


She thinks "collecting" child pornography is like collecting baseball cards apparently


it’s time for another date night


Y’all be taken this social media shit 2 serious


4/20 has been an eventful day


Life is tough, but so are you. Keep fighting


Feels good to have great hi speed wifi while playing 2k


It’s always so comforting when someone tells you you have such great energy


My boss got us tacos for lunch, ily


They have audiobooks on Spotify!? Am I late!?


think ima do my nails tonight


ngl I wanna met the loml and just be done with it


committed to the gym but I need to commit to a better diet too


The folks who stole our delivery this afternoon better hope the police find em first, instead of us.


Y’all the most awkwardest thing happened to me on the freeway


Niggas better be lucky I’m not the same person I was 5+ years ago


Step ya cookies up


no cause what would i do without my cousins


I'm on RD pero the other managers called me just because the clients were looking for me and they needed someone to oversee the morning shifters. Ahm. Can you not understand and respect my time off?


Guess who's not looking forward to the wave of "ONG INE YEAR AGO TODAY THE BLUES WON THE CUP" posts in a week


California burrito for breakfast


Just spent an hour going through my pictures, I deleted 465 and STILL have over 1,700.


josh no user


Drafting my final Underdog best ball team today It's bittersweet


Goin for another 3 assist today.


you know who was lame as hell? bullet from the coldest winter ever


I’m trippin cause damn well now I gotta do what I said ima do right


You will be my wife forever Odo


ugh I wish I never went to Hawaii there I said it


The weed I does smoke .. does smell like fruits rotten


Life is so complicated I don’t know why !! maybe am not lucky enough or something else


I actually give them permission to flip me off while driving because I totally messed that up


Kinda glad tig stayed behind


Bitch I really lived in 2 fucking nursing homes for a year and a half... I feel about 60


anybody wanna be my bestie? im gonna buy u an album if i ever get the job im applying for


My glutes sore asf . Fat ass coming soon


Cum do me like this


Selling feet, MD


Imagine that half with Harry Kane in a #CFC shirt, that’s why we need to buy a striker


Lyft left me hanging after reserving a ride an hour prior to an appointment. Uber swiftly drove in and saved the day! A bit late, but still seen. Thank you, nice older white gentleman! Maybe you’re not all bad.


Why do the best 3 months of the year always go by the fastestttt


Moments like these make me so f’n proud to be a Bayern fan


one of my clients almost made me question my capabilities but I’m not about to let her make me feel like I’m not a bad bitch! Cause bitch! I am!


Like the 1 person i could call on for any and everything is literally gone. My therapist, my person, father, money man, mechanic, my hood doctor, any inconvenience i called my father and this man literally never coming back. I can’t take this shit


I hope, tomorrow, Nikki will tell the truth about coffee to #VikasGupta


My son just came in saying the clippers might get Derrick Rose?!?


nope ~☆ @user is definitely the cutest and that's just a fact love that girl


I wanna sing a song that’ll be just us, but i sang em all to another heart


pedro is in chile w his family this makes me so happy


RT @user #TrumpHatesOurTroops is officially trending. You know what to do


I really love this album, there is definitely something special about it


it's the amount of trump support in this mexican town for me


Mind ya’ll business ya’ll, Not just today but everyday


Honey first practice today for volleyball


a lot of y’all like the idea of me but don’t be liking me fr and fold when I give you a chance I don’t like det..


Ngl I miss Muharram in Sydney the atmosphere there


This week really fucking sucks


I play Fortnite on my PS4 slim in the living room on my mums 50 inch tv


Since my dermatology appointment my skin starting to look so bombbbbb


I got an impressive quotation for my anxiety! I will do my best


Since two days the MOON is so Beautiful


Sailor Moon is pretty good


All I gotta say is if my mom sees I’m about to get my ass beat


Yo it’s December


What a beautiful day to GET OUT AND VOTE


One mo hour I can do it


I don’t want her body, I want her mind yeah


Honestly, the biggest reason I want a PS5 is backwards compatibility. Having games run at much higher frame rates is more appealing to me. The exclusives it's getting is just a bonus. Too bad I still can't get one.


Hey everyone! There will be no stream tomorrow (9/9). I'm taking the time to let myself sleep and recover after last week. It was particularly rough. Well be back in Thursday with Sea of Thieves! See you guys then!