Glad that I'm too good at preserving memories. Sometimes all you need is to just go through all the past chats and voice notes to refresh your memory with that special person you are missing right now


Some guys really don’t know how to use their dicks


Lmao This Schroder Contract Has Me Dead!


6:08/68 is lifeeee


I been out since i dropped my kids off to camp


some guy was just tryna stream kid krow now we’re just flooding his mentions


Goodnight friends of Rwasunday


i’ve exceeded the limit of things i can take for this week and it’s only tuesday


I can’t lie lads, this climate change business is doing my head in


I’m not prepared to go get all sweaty moving the stuff in my garage


im really seeing Mod open for Avril AND Avril open for Kells this year


should we look at the new apex season tonight?


Now also my wife has $XCH


who wants to date i’m tired of being single


i still don’t know what sixth form i wanna go


finally getting around to deleting my 80,000+ emails. had some unread from 2017, 18,19 and so on. Lol what memories


BCOH-S


leo men are red flags


Milner ffs


I work tues-sun this week and mon-sat next week


Div ee hink the governments sped up the clocks on our phones cos a wake up blink n its 7pm


i cant believe tom from the wanted died ! rip man


One thing i love is some fuckin soul food


Cockwarming cockwarming cockwarming....


I take it that it's just me who is confused about people who bleat and moan about things, and then when they get their own way and the idea is dropped, the very same people start screaming, "U-turn!" Make your mind up about what you want!


Can May get here already?! Got a great concert and great opportunity


Fiouuuuuu Emma Watson


shamelessly finished typing my birthday mail to dayo. we go again next year


Don’t be rude to the women who give you their time ! CAUSE YOU ARE AN OPTION DONT GET THAT TWISTED


Terrible ass parents to let their child talk to an adult like that…. Pardon my language but that got me hot as a parent


It's just weird. Why are you always in my dream? We even hugged each other.


not @ me forgetting the punch lyrics and having to search em up


Enjoying my day with babe even tho he playing this damn game


This week I went for a 5km run in 0°C weather and gave myself asthma


Why am I still watching Gotham?


Füçk a 2 weeks notice. Yall should’ve noticed 2 weeks ago that I was bout to quit.


Truly outstanding Bravery from these footballers coming forward now. You MUST see #FootballsDarkestSecrets on #bbc this documentary is soo upsetting to the extend of what happened to these young, admiring footballers just wanting to chase their dreams! #FootballsDarkestSecret


avb letting Porto win


I don’t like the fact that ppl think I’m straight, because first of all bitch I don’t want yo nigga I want you


I've been mute you ever since i found something not right with you wkwkkw alias gamau liat lo lewat tl lg


Juju got sent to his room after smacking the mess out of his sister & now he’s yelling “what did I dooooooo” lmao sir


So the word ‘homosexual’ wasn’t in the Bible until 1946. The word it replaced? Pedophile. I wonder why


I think Chick-Fil-A Coke is starting to surpass the quality of Coke at McDonald’s


How in the heck do I keep losing my masks?


I deal with stress very poorly


I know it's a matter of time til you walk back out of my life Leave me standing here lonely, feeling like a fool


To those few who remembered my special day early this morning Thank you and alabyuuuuu


Triple Platinum, I Mean Diamond


Dm free


goodnight, everyone! sending hugs and


Infusion day tomorrow.


I love my future girlfriend so much


Hey @user Why did you take the crispy chicken sandwich off of the 4 for $4? My son was disappointed today.


Why do people call Kamala African? Her father was Jamaican with European roots? And her mother was from India. There's no African heritage there.


saw a yt person on the timeline... day ruined


I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE MAN!


i remember when we found out dumile died on halloween someone said we should rename halloween to doomsday and im here for it


I used much more energy today trying not to overreact...


Didn’t know such a tiny girl could beat me up so bad at physical therapy. They’re really pushing me now. That means I’m getting really close.


good morning besties! happy december


Ima kill one of u bitches, ya got my stink jackin haviK


Secret is literally saying it word for word bar for bar


going goblin w @trstmusic & @user tn


The nonrev urge to fly somewhere for 24 hrs


Everyone is going through a lot right now, be kind


Krunal P is the new kieron P ah


Everybody should go and sleep o


Lauryn has my entire heart


Tried to list some new drops, but appears there is an indexer issue... But the transactions were confirmed - so I guess my listings may just show up at any minute... Who knows


when u can only buy shoes from shoe carnival bc u have clown feet


Brown and blue is the best combo


I quit smoking weed and life’s good


Definitely going home on lunch


Today's stream was chaotic. I don't normally stream on Tuesdays, so a few people got confused. Then there were people doing work on my roof (audibly) and at some point they flipped the wrong switch and cut my power. I had a heckin good time though


40 odd quid to watch Wolves v Burnley but you'll moan when we don't sign players in the transfer window


i got a brain of a goldfish i can’t remember half my moots


i hope everyone is free this valentines! i made reservations for us


It’s so ugly outside today


Have his dinner ready and a fat blunt when he get off work


Politics Paid Tweets


“When wanna see David”


Officially bought a nerd gaming PC


It’s that time of the year when good shows are ending for the season & there’s nothing good left to watch


I’m out of cranberry juice AGAIN & i wanna scream real bad


my bracelets cameee


Got a new phone, but can't use it....the guy at the store was supposed to get it all ready for me


Ronnie o Sullivan a pleasure to watch


solid yung comeback


Corteeeeezzyyyy babyyy


I need the marauders map hoodie Ashli stole back


Subjects that should be mandatory in schools: - Taxes - Coding - Cooking - Insurance - Weightlifting - Self-defense - Survival skills - Social etiquette - Public speaking - Personal finance - Car maintenance - Basic home repair - Stress management ~ @user & daughters


Awww I found my first ever Build-a-bear!


Who do these chicks think they are with putting their own twist on our National Anthem sing it how it was written !


who is Scam Likely and why does she keep trying to hit me up?


Stuck at school


Woke up too early and cant go back to sleep.


Omg @ReasonableHulu is getting so good it has me biting my nails


My score notifications not saying Goal C. Ronaldo anymore or Goal L. Messi


Manchester United will surprise you people tonight


Today is my last time taking an Uber.


I'm gulping on that dumb bitch juice


It seems that by doing an hour of sport, u can lose up to 60 minutes, are u believe that?


Never speak on what you really do in private.


I have thee best woman in the world. Oh do I have a surprise for her


You know you're getting old when an election night party sounds fun


it’s the way i physically can’t write a screenplay that isn’t extremely depressing or dark, someone please get me a therapist


Seeing delicious food and you hungry


Lots of laughs at #Xerocon with @user He's funny! "You get old enough to afford a car with sunroof...and a sunburn on head"


The news outlets all mentioning how Taiwan will be celebrating its National Day soon but none of them linking China’s military displays to its own ongoing National Day holidays.


Finished another real estate course


Boxed milk is low key not that bad. I wonder if it's cheaper


My grandma got COVID at church I wanna say I'm shocked but


Github actions are broken more than people seem to like to admit. Right now they are running but the UI isn't updating because I can see triggers firing when it calls Gitlab after the build event. Which is great.....


Am okay being alone but am always lowkey with the gang


I've done literally nothing today and I'm going to mad about this tmro. Sucks for me tmro. Cause today me dgaf. Reason #736 why I will never get ahead.


Sometimes I forget I'm not a child anymore


Candles, Incense, Badu, and Journal every night like I should


Jeezus this new saved by the bell is so horrid. Maybe I’m just too old.


I’m in my bed sitting, talking to screens all day But I can’t seem to say what’s on my brain But I wonder, I wonder If you would feel the same If one day we’d meet face to face


Healthy eating & working out isn't for me. That kettlebell nearly killed me this evening


honestly I love taylor's happy songs like ME!, but I just hate it when her OWN fan base who literally "dump" that song- like man- even some people outside the fandom appreciates that song more than swifties


Are you ready for a challenge? Create your lunch with onion, pork, taco sauce, and malloreddus


bro this bad luck better get tf off my back rn


I don't think Werner even knows the rules of the game.


Me and my kids bouta enjoy


soundcloud wont update on my phone so i can listen to 3racha on my runs


My life about to be a major upgrade


I’m salty my ass fell asleep bout to be up all mfn night


I want some nasty American fast food that i can’t get here in Germany


hay im so dead


Drop the roof n let the smoke clear


I hate having guy friends. Sometimes they don’t know when to STOP sharing stuff with me


Issa clear blue sky


Emi has this thing where she dips in the middle of conversations, i love her


Stop forgiving your girlfriend,We also want her


If you gone have a baby at least have one with somebody who won’t try and embarrass you on the internet


This Nacional tribute for Suarez


Big up the teachers who do it for the future of their students & not for the pay


Sorry! Feeling a little uninspired, will post something when I get a good idea.


YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US


/ yikers


corn chip.


I hope ya'll follow me for my banger tweets and not my voluptuous ass


Yassss Sterling K. Brown is nominated for an Emmy


my job making my mf head hurt


Ion know why but I want Olive Garden again


Real deal bbq


my blood pressure just went through the ROOF


I got an almond joy


If your ambitions make the people around you uncomfortable... don’t you dare adjust your ambitions... adjust the people who are around you. #MarChinaLatrese


$AMC not actually a bear - I’m fully apeish


Can’t believe I’m bout to have me a 6 yr old time flies


addicted to dreaming


Good thing I’m hardheaded and don’t listen


I wanna go see the Astros


New $ingle By RTE KING WOO - “F**k Em” #AppleMusic GO DOWNLOAD


Ronaldoooo!!! What a finish man


$slb pullback Then


Still contacts me after 5p


who wanna buy daddy a wing dinner from Timmy Chan’s?


Can’t believe I’m operating off 30min of sleep


I’m really the biggest procrastinator.. I hate it man


Good morning abangers


// what's the time? mediocre starter time


Officially a Banneker alumna and my lactose intolerant drank horchata on my graduation day.....


Crave sure has an awful lot of problems and never works for being $20 a month


Our pressing tonight


I always knew I hated lil pump for a reason.


Signed up for the practice in the park email as soon as the nets tweeted about it last week and never got an email


just saw that i got blocked by oomph. problematic era over


Nobody got a more enjoyable post career than Shaq


Need my ass fatter


“When someone loves you, the way they talk about you is different. You feel safe and comfortable.”


I just want someone to decorate my room and living room for me


Maidstone hit the bar and we clear one off the line.


Yes I know bitches don’t like me but ain’t nobody beat my ass yet


If you believe,you go defeat Stand up to your feet


// good. Another Hashirama for me to annoy


Im sick of going to funerals


stocks are hittin today


Reserve and cranberry


I miss public sex


plus ion do no hating always give props when it’s due


where is my switch dock I want to plug it into my pc


cute and cheap Valentines day gift: post her


Them - “you broke, you broke, you broke.” Me - list my @user Them - “you really think you’re all that?”


Dear Tuchel, pls don't ever use Mount in a pivot with Jorginho again


They say big breakthroughs come after hard times. I’m starting to believe this is true. Things are gradually looking up in all areas


my sources>> yessir Zo


Ooohhhh soooo Maurice can clean my car for me this weekend.


Calling CARATS from Northern Malaysia! We have been trying to make more CARAT events around Northern Malaysia, we figured that it will be easier to have a Whatsapp group for us all. Discussions & notice for future events will be posted here too! DM me if you're interested.


Early 30's


Wow BB me encanto


hey;) i’m #sellingcontent rn dm me


You a Bitch Nigga & I said dat


The best signing of the summer is _________


Got my laptop & picked my books up for classes yesterday. I graduated 12 years ago so this will definitely be a journey. Wish me luck


On my 3rd personal of the day


I want my shirt back


house of coffi has apple cider donuts from fifers


I'm gonna watch Euphoria when the hype dies down. That's how I like to do things


The way I’ve been being blessed you can tell somebody was praying on my down fall


Does anyone else’s bf just disappear for like 20 mins randomly when they said they were gonna be 5 mins


I just realized no Miami Carnival mixes dropped


what if i made a discord server for all pjsk twitters to unite. would it be a bad idea or not


I’m beginning to think they called it the American dream because they knew you’d have to be asleep to believe it. Only it became sleep paralysis quick.


Loved hearing @RichEisenShow talk about how it’s a good thing to hear that football prospects have other things going on in their lives. Lawrence comments mean nothing!! I don’t live to work, it’s not my life @richeisen


Over 75,000 #KroenkeOut tweets in the last couple of hours. This literally brings a tear to my eye, I have been yearning for this day for so long! See you at the Emirates Friday at 6 p.m. fellow Gooners. Let's have a bit of friendly rivalry see if we can beat Chelsea's demo


Made it 8 months.. then lost an AirPod


That last chance by Iran.


Your phonics for tomorrow is the ay sound so think about the words play, day, stay, ray, say and anymore that you can think of. Also recap phonics phase 3 sounds and practise reading and spelling phase 5 high frequency words your packs.


some people are thinking karl and quackity meet up????


finally retiring the belly ring


Poetic soul in me got awaken


It is 20:20 UTC now


Gool do homem clh


Crazy part is I knew excsison since elementary school while y’all was on the Justin Bieber/ Jerk Boyz shit back in the day


How do we take the #BlackLivesMattters movement and include our children? Right now it's scary to them, which is the reality. But how do we make it educational and motivating providing hope that the outcome of the movement will bring better days ahead.


Heat kills the virus


I haven’t had a break from work all day until 4 so I’m wolfing down breakfast, lunch, and coffee in one sitting


Will Sommers in the first at Haydock is my NAP today, on handicap debut looks to be running of a very low mark in what looks an average race. Will post rest of my bets as day goes on.


Its late and i miss lixie


wfh so far I’ve done: nothing


I was SUPPOSED to start training for work today


who else wants to die because while it's true that any dem would be better than trump, it's also not even funny how sad it is that we're once again stuck in the cycle of moderates doing nothing for actual change and patting themselves on the back for 4 years


thinking about how much information and pictures oomf yuhsmine has against me she could get me disowned if she wanted to


Any Notts guys out #colwickpark


OK, so the CEO of my company knows about me being a BTS ARMY now.


I literally be at work all day


Mikel I miss you Lil Cuz


Also, I won't be taking the car until the start of March when my current lease car goes back


Ya girl gets tatted on the 3rd


God I love Asian massages


Confession - It's tiresome at times to watch football because I am focusing on analysis & scouting most of the time when watching matches. #UCL brings a huge relief as I can just enjoy those matches & generally don't care about deep details. Now watching #CELRMA & chilling


How tf ya don’t have a medium size fry option? Bitch small ain’t enough & large too much …. Medium be just right tf


People live together and still be in a long distance relationship.


I literally think the worst when someone’s being nice or saying something nice to me. Like what’s your motive? Where is this coming from? Why you being so nice to me?


dream merch is online heyyyyy let me in


Dropped 1.7% body fat


I booked my flight 2 days before and now my ahhs in the very last row


i didnt think i was gonna like douxie but he rly grew on me


Listened to some bitch yell at a poor Starbucks employee for making her drink wrong and then she proceeded to say “I don’t mean to be rude, I’m just the type of person that I’m very particular about how I do things.” Entitled, ghetto ass females.


Drawing dragon fruit pokemon


yesterday my friend told me no offense but idk how y’all tell them apart like bts looks all the same i was joking but i was like i’m about to kick to you out of my house


Just took a really harsh dad and threw up


Goal: 100 replies using STREAM WLMR


Niggas wouldn’t even share a link for me


Only two people can make me feel better : my daughter & my man They both gone


Cute milestone reached: collab offer from a company! Maybe if K doesn’t curse as much in her streams more will come


June 15th = restrictions (finally) lifted in CA. Let’s gooooo


I’m single me. On yall


Titties make everything better


so thankful to have such a healthy and beautiful baby, nothing but compliments from the doctor


Lost my liscense today, but thankfully someone found it and returned it to my mailbox. Faith in humanity restored.


Bayern Munich women what are you doing ?!?


not me planning to wake up at 7 am tomorrow for the bafta 1917 masterclass despite having a final on the same day at noon


I am currently organising stuff for the group orders and honestly I am so happy to have something that helps me to get my head off the problems for a while


Last 5 mins of my twenties


Hate when memories hit suddenly at night


#CoronavirusLockdown I am vilification to Chinese government when dr li weniang warned them you they hide this shame on you China


Unreal mind games from Samba. Well played sir


I really don’t know how he sleeps through his damn phone alarms


fresh baldy feelin fresh god iz good


lots of posturing from guys who skip arms & back day


Everything’s a joke until the joke’s on them .. then it’s not funny anymore .. #tearsofaclown


So #Dogeday was a troll?


i’m capable of so much, cause when i make the effort i be fuckin’ it up. but my god i’m lazy. ex. i use to cry over cardio. now i can run 3 miles without stopping. i’m just a whiny bitch bby


Say it with me depression and anxiety isnt funny or a joke


Good Block Chilly


I literally hate doing shit for people and they don’t give me full details


There are very few joys than a product image supplied with a clipping path already done


The spooky tannoy lady at Sainsburys doesn’t really help to detract from the feeling we are living in some sort of Orwellian dystopia.......


we all livin in 2020 while little pimp already lives in 202020


my anxiety is me filling up gas at 50 miles left vs. my bf telling me i can make it to the gym and back with 13 miles left


no one: me: * posting my bf I love sm*


when this quarantine is over, no one expect to see me out until I get my nails and eyebrows done


I think I may have to switch my cell phone provider, @Verizon & South Florida do not play well together.


My last break is at 2 and all I wanna do is lay in bed.


I hateeeeeeee cramps


Bent and other experts saying United have missed out on their top targets when we've actually signed 7 players in the last window including 2 academy ones. Nobody will hold united to ransom anymore, not Sancho not anyone.


Never gonna complain about an 8 am ever again


i’m the baddest bitch on yo news feed


Am I not that interesting lol


my dad every time i’ve tried to show him a manga in the last 20 years: “it’s backwards”


Whoever came up with the idea of Diamond 3/ Diamond 2 please let me know I’m gonna go to their house and spit on them


i’m torn between wanting to be a soft acc and a pro ana, bcs i want people to bully me


Universe do your freaking thing bro


I already drop Yours to Claim


Folks been saying we living in the last days foreva.... When will they be here I'm tired of paying rent !!!


Pandemic caught a lot of people slipping


Hair is dyed, nails are 3/4 done and exam is ready to be failed! But at least I’m seeing fruit man


Sad hours are annoying, how do I make it to a minimum of 2 hours instead of 24


At my current follower growth rate I wonder if I can get 2.5k before my 1 year anniversary


And there are some of you that want Kante gone.


I just want them to remaster and remake BO2... like I miss all the zombies maps and the multiplayer maps and all everything from there


In my political journey, I want to be a Nigerian Nationalist, and not a tribal bigot...


Ir-Sais - Dream Girl


I’m not doing any after con stuff for NYCC, but thanks for the invites, party people. Yes, Covid plays a part, but I only paid for parking ‘til 8, and the cats need their nighttime meds. And I’m old, tired, and achy, so I need my rest, too.


My son so pressha he amaze the shit outta me!


Who got the bucs and Tom Brady in the super bowl ?


Time to play some pokemon unite! Haven't picked up this game in a long time


Why are there strangers responding to people on MY posts and claiming to know MY dads ethnicity and making it seem as though I’m lying wtf


Need to hug joon


It’s no shave November and y’all ain’t ready for this stache


Expectation by wale


Been independent for 2 years


When im with you i fall deeper in love with you


I haven’t gone out in so long. I need to gtfo & do something


All I want is Chicken spring rolls


Y’all get played cause Y’all fall in love with words instead of actions... This ain’t a fairytale.... People don’t mean what the say I said what I said


Beans no dey cook forever sha... My beans go soon don..


Kim k about to get married again


Who else hates the process of buying/leasing a car??


Sometimes you just need to wake up early and stay in bed for more than 4 hours


Watching a show but not tweeting about it because you never know kab koi kuttay ka bacha aap ko spoilers bata de


something about a fresh wax that just…..


Forgot a hammer was on my bed from taking down my wardrobe..clearing bed of clothes and hammer falls right on foot...wooo! I'm so clever lol


Brekalo for Rebic great sub, mostly because I want Brekalo to do well and then get transferred from Wolfsburg


can’t wait for my mom to bring me home some french onion soup tonight


grown ass man


Sometimes u gotta match the disrespect


I dreamed that I was holding your hand, kissing, and cuddling.


So I had my last first day of school... I’m a Senior.


Only got 8 hours of sleep between Friday and Monday, but got to sleep in today and I feel like a new person


I’m really glad watching cooking shows don’t cause weight gain.


Gonna try to reduce social media in 2023 but I’ll be back strong 2024. No worries though y’all will still get my unsolicited sports takes throughout 2023 (just not as much)


I'm bored, show me some NFTs I should add to my collection!


Is it just me or am I ALWAYS put in a weird spot when it comes to groups of friends or couples


i know this makes no sense at all but i feel like my forehead looks bigger when i have a headache


The perfect birthday/Christmas present: tickets for Taylor’s Eras Tour.


Mount Rainer been looking awfully bare lately


Turn ur X to a HATER now he ENVY YOU


i left work early and i was burning up and felt soooo sick. i slept it off and now i feel better, thank godddd


spoke to my brother today free himmm


Kanye rly fired a mf and told him to “Go Find God” Kanye don’t care no more


I want a cherry blossom tattooo


Any m*n who decries the concept of findom not only for himself but also for other m*n is simply an egotistical misogynist threatened by the notion of Women demanding recompensation for centuries of un(der)paid labour, and you cannot change My mind. I hope they get well soon


'Cause I'm truly, madly, crazily in love with you


still cant get over the time Docock was trending because of that one Spiderman thing DoCock


Gotta Buy Scrubs All Over Again


Think I’ll get tipsy and watch Christmas movies.


Having a long overdue tea sesh this morning while I formulate all of my dot phrases for tomorrow


We still cruise through this group. It's a minor


got a lil longer Twitter bio now


No upload today sorry all having a rest day and back at it tomorrow hope your all good


My parents anniversary is tomorrow and I’m excited because I’m gonna get them a really nice and expensive card


How close are we? (Check the things you have/know) + 10 we’re mutuals + 10 seen my face + 10 been in a group chat together + 10 know my age + 10 have my phone number + 10 know my full name + 10 we've dmed + 10 have one of my other socials + 10 heard my voice Stolen


Being sick on your period is the fucking worseeeee


I need my balls emptying


Fuck google, why is it they always bring up Autism stuff written by non Autistic people about Autistic people, over actually Autistic orgs and writers?


Wish I had simps


Love being his lil creampie


Danm I'm really about to quarantine for 14 days


You just know United’s gonna score in this game


just ate rebar dust


I love smelling good ass cologne on a fine ass man. Whew


reading my dm requests crackkk me uppp ! hb said ima send your pics to santa so he knows exactly what i want


not jongin wearing that ugly sweater


Bruh I’m going to be pissed off if i have to reschedule this appointment


Obviously it’s not a cure ...but they just made this shit within like 7 months a lot of people had bad side effects from it ..like it’s just not worth it to get it in my eyes cause who knows wtf is in it.. But I never believed in or trusted vaccines so maybe I’m just dumb lol


Treat you like a princess and put something on ya neck to thank you


Thankful&thinkful


And so, they keep on twiddlin' them thumbs Skiddly-dee-da-dum They gonna keep on twiddlin' them thumbs Skiddly-dee-da-dum-dum And so, they keep on twiddlin' them thumbs Skiddly-dee-da-dum


I might have to do a Marilyn , and put my underwear in the fridge


Like a G6 had SUCH a bass line for its time


Nobody: Me: “coward ass nigga who you sendin fo?”


I think when I get off it’s time to start registering voters. I’m gonna get the Northside of Lafayette to flip red


I have so many clothes but I always end up wearing the same 3 outfits


That one time I put popeyes nuggets up so my son can eat that after his nap. My male roommate then ate them bc he said he couldn’t resist.


yeauh I cry after sex bitch & whut of it ?


aint no shame in my game homie


house work? i sure hope it does


Two months without Naya. I miss her everyday


Well done @user Showed true leadership in killing ESL idea.


Amazon come talk to me


Anyone remember that 12 team European Super football league that loads of English teams were going to join? Nah, me neither


Listen, I am a very growly, aggressive, mouthy top…no I cannot tie you up


New years finna be lit


maybe i can get ayaka with my 1300 primos


imagine we beat city and tottenham


Succession season 3


Stop tryna knock my bitch wit them little ass crumbs


am i trippin or do beomgyu be looking like taemin sometimes ?!


Lawd i got to do me and my bestfriend hair Friday .. then it’s a motherfucking movie


Guys- I’m talking to someone and I really like her and I just asked the dreaded “what’s your stance on vaccines?” question. I’m scared


Steely and Thogden got tickets


Good. U deserve it. Hope u pain up for di res a di week


Literally nobody in my ward felt the earthquake this morning. All too busy running around like idiots


I love it when character A calls character B by a different name during the WORST moments. Once again I love pain!!! I’m NoT LiKe OtHeR gIrLs


Idc how bad a nigga do me I’m never bumping coochies


#puppies #kittens #piglets #lambs #kids... #BabyPrimates... Is their "cute-factor" a biological protection mechanism?


My dad is a #girldad


Yogur con facturas


u bring more life to my life


I wanna say cute to these two people flirting on my tl but I don’t wanna make them awkward


Without risk koduthunnadu SKY


once u become very aware of yourself, it’s almost a joke when someone tries to tell u about u


God is great extremely blessed to see another year #20


Congratulations to those finding out they’ll be coming to Leicester in September! Looking forward to meeting you all and to you joining us in the fight for revolutionary change


I wanna see a nice pic of Alyssa in some lingerie


my mom don’t wanna go w me to target.. i’m hurt


Mom if you reading this take yo Ass back to Facebook


‘Since Mr Sunak replaced her as Prime Minister after she lasted just 44 days in office, Mr Rees-Mogg has proved to be a strident critic of her replacement…he said rebellions are “ill-advised” as they will ultimately tarnish the party’s electability.’


Sprint really can kiss my ass


Someone wanna tell me how I went 5/5 for placements and got iron


Dodger game today with both my best friends


Anyone else watch After Life and have zero emotion towards it? Or am I just heartless


Im too the point we’re I just want to take so some much drugs that I forget about life and everyone


1st class I'm done w this semester and I ended w an A I hope I can do that for all


for me I don’t think being likeable is the problem, I just don’t talk


Finally ready to choose me again


You are welcome to join Chomzy's fanbase.


When was the last time you had a fruit roll-up?


I was watching “He who shall not be named” and had to turn him off. My blood pressure is about to cause a goddamned earthquake. #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica2020 #Blue #Blue #Blue #Blue #Blue GET HIM OUT


i wanna have a eurovision party


who dey rt porn ffs?


I'm going to miss Jodie Whittaker as The Doctor so much


I love that I don’t have to wear the Tom-Gronk slander anymore but I’m glad it’s still in effect for others to bitch about to the Bucs fans


Yo how y’all doing today


Zet's is soooooooo catching me this evening, all wa gwan


Yes im high mind yuh business..


Personal branding is like the Chinese bamboo. It might look like your effort isn't paying off till they start to pay off and don't stop. Keep your foot on the gas!


I need Key to finish


My daughter so cute man, I’m simping


+2 vintage cap


You don’t need a 25-step skincare routine to have nice skin. You just need: • A Cleanser • A Face Scrub • A Moisturizer • And Consistency Bonus points if you add in a Face Mask & an Eye Cream


My old asshole self didn’t feels way bout nothing.. it’s slowly coming back


As competition for homes escalates, it’s easy to get swept up in today’s #housingmarket and bid, bid, bid! Think like our Chief Economist @user and use her tips to avoid overpaying for a home


why do petron dekat genting hits different & aesthetic teruk


My dream is to get big enough to have k pop stans and rap niggas who say "I'm destined to win" comments on my tweets...


when she calls you ugly but her man is in your message request.


weekly idol and viewable renra today


So since paying for customs is now absolutely inevitable I tried joining GO for albums, long story short, it costs exactly the same and I just have to wait two more months to get it


Thank you to those who RT the pictures on this account~


bet none of my followers can outshoot me wit any gun


If for some reason trumps wins any of you white ass racist ass fucks disrespect me or my fam I’m catching another felony


i can't wait to own the girl is a gun shirt


Another great Board meeting @user Pleased to successfully chair a hybrid in person/online meeting (sorry those of you online who missed out on the buffet!) Huge thanks to @user for guiding us as we start to bring our organisational values to life. Important work


big "mom, slam on the brakes" energy


I zoned out for 15 mins n the conversation was still on


It costs nothing to lift up others in this space


They just gone kill everybody on this Season of Wentworth huh


I’m going to New York for Christmas and I literally could not be more excited


man i need a plug


When you hop on the bandwagon you tend to learn and use the same repetitive messaging as others on the wagon. And it makes it easy to identify your motive because we've all heard it before despite you THINK you are keeping it a secret or your uh... your beeswax.


Ima find a way.


Meant to say this earlier. Many thanks to @RichardLochhead for the phone call and chat. Its good to know someone actually cares about the self-employed. Here's hoping @user can pull something out of her hat for those of us who fall through the gaps.


On the one hand, Nick Cannon is in trouble for calling white people "savages". On the other hand, Rush Limbaugh is advocating cannibalism


Strangers:- can we be friends ? Me:- I don’t even know your fucking name. My conclusion is “people love to be lied to”


I just nap like a baby. Lol. Now back to reality.


I just saw oomf’s instagram. And he’s kinda....a snack?!


Imma die a paper chaser


My mind be everywhere but where it need to be


My boyfriend has been trying to be more affectionate lately and I like it


$APRN rocking


Oga @user copped your bio.


World's prettiest woman--Wheein , that's right!


Little shit make me happy.


I hate when I get an itch in my butt and I can’t do anything so I’m walking all weird


Even workouts that target your hips actually strengthen your hips, it doesn’t GROW them. Please


17 years old


I honestly don't have a favorite artist I'm a fan Good music and I don't take sides


Preach queen


Stepdad has covid. Mums not feeling great…I’ve managed to avoid catching covid more than once since March 2020. Fingers crossed I avoid it again.


Fun fact: I went to a Catholic school where we couldn’t celebrate Halloween so we celebrated “Holy Wins” and we had to do presentations about saints and we would get candy.


Land almost 20 minutes early but yet we’re still sitting here bc the gate isn’t open to taxi the plane. Damn I just love this.


I reacted to a video so hard that Steph thought I was having a heart attack. Oops


May ALLAH heal everyone's pain


#DailyPicks #Nottingham 1.30 WHOLELOTAFUN 20/1 ew 4 places #Sedgefield 2.15 PATEEN 33/1 ew 4 places #Kempton 5.15 WISE GLORY 40/1 ew 5 places 7.00 ANIMAL INSTINCT 16/1 ew 4 places 8.00 RAQRAAQ 22/1 ew 4 places Bit lively for a Wednesday


Having attachment issues and needing constant reassurance sucks when you're significant other is going through something that you can't help with.


There is nothing impossible in the world..Everything is possible, only you should remove the word of impossible from your mind dictionary. #ALDUBatADNRightToLearn


bro I’m chilling and randomly had a flashback to the end of toy story 4, it was so sad


I finished 15 tasks at work today while still doing my daily tasks. I was on a roll.


LEROYYYYY YOU BAD BOY WHAT A GOAL


waaah i missed this black coffee


me thinking about how astrology said around the eclipse my family life is going to be effected and ive literally caught up and seen family I haven’t seen in YEARS within a span of like three days


Dem dey whine me for gc


okay hair is washed and has homemade avocado mask in it


Tmre!!!!


Bitches will really be mad as hell at you cause they miss you


Konsisten sama pinned im the lucky one who win this month


Apple event coming up. I hope they know I refuse to buy a new phone.


Appointment booked im ready to start feeling myself again


“Describe your nutty love” tf is this tagline.


Found a $20 in my drawer. Thanks bro @user


If you’re happy being for everybody then im happy, as long as that’s what makes you happy, just be happy


Lil poppa be talking


Planning this vacation for July


Close order dlu yaw, thanks for today


I have school tomorrow and its 12 in the morning. Pray for me guys


I call over to UPS and this girl says I should’ve gotten my package as it’s been out for delivery since the 16th.


Dating young ladies or older women won’t make a difference,because they are all stupid


Luckily spotted the autocorrect on an email before I sent it - “actioned by” had changed to “ruined by”


My heart filled up with pain praying for better days


Ah well. Certainly no embarrassment. Absolute elite level footballers playing world class football. We had a decent amount of chances aswell. Wee Modric though


I just cooked a whole meal now I don’t feel like eating


I don’t like all that Jewelry


City, City top of the League


have finally decided to go to the doctors for my everyday headaches and uhhh the extreme fatigue (sleeping 18hrs a day)


I ain't fightin' with these bitches 'cause I'm pretty


I’m obsessed with virgin river. I’ve done nothing but watch it since 5pm yesterday


step mom is making homemade pickles right now and the whole house smells like dill


Bands most like the Pixies


if i catch up on my schoolwork i might try and record something tn


“Too much”… There; I’ve said too much!


Blue is always giggling. This boy is not even funny


This time last year, my body & baby was preparing to go into labor. 12/1 was Labor Day


Karma does my bidding


Omg from scratch about to make me cry


as soon as i wake up, we immediately have a quiz


im actually deranged i need attention


If this is life, what will hell be?


not even 9 pm yet and i’m already just killing time til it’s time to go to bed


All I want to know is that who has a crush on me? Cause I hate that you’re not dm’ing me or that you’re just lying


Look at Arsenals statement than look at Liverpools


So 2 Ministers launch a Ministerial Advisory Committee and the next thing we know we are promoted to Advanced Level 3 ..Maybe our reward for being good little citizens ? Communism does have it's perks after all


Finally decided on a major to go back to school.


Oh now juju wants on the chiefs?


Miss Pelsopie is a pussy I can’t


I’m going to have a 1 month old baby tomorrow!! Where does the time go


Literally every headline is like “it’s a horrible time to be in your early 20s”


Maybe Arsenal would play better if they weren’t taking kit pictures all day.


Covid was not. Free money giveaway it literally was a time to save and thank GOD we alive y’all to damn lazy man !!


Can’t shake this feeling. I hate it so fuckin bad


Old school jams and cleaning go very well to me


Today I found out when you cry in a snow storm, your tears freeze


My new car interior is all red


I hate ppl cause y'all just be lying for no damn reason


are y’all really friends if y’all don’t have each others location?


every time my tío sees me he tells me my mans with another girl


Omona 15mo countdown


There's only six gready bastards @user six gready baaaaastards!


Ion care if he lightskin or darkskin


I bought myself a beautiful floor length dress for my birthday and it just came in the mail today. Tried it on and was compelled to do my first catwalk down the hall in YEARS. I always kicked ass on the runway


Im optimistic @Arsenal will finish the transfer window strong and if they don’t, well…. Come get me


Idk if I want a girlfriend or a blunt right now.


Oh great, my jacket's zipper just broke! Just in time for the cold weather


changed my layout & handle what do we think?


I died for some lasagna and I got my mom making it


Oh my goddd I’m so sad


Nice whip


There’s a difference between walking away from a friendship due to political views and human rights


Fanning needs some elbow like he gave to even out


I can’t wait for me and my man to build our own house one day


Wassup Friend!


To have faith is to be sure of the things we hope for, to be certain of the things we cannot see


Bring a play or stay away all 2023


I hate a persuasive hoe


Making reggaeton and dancehall beats. Its been a minute


30 Bronze Upgrade Packs crafted! Let's hope we get a couple of pulls over 5k


Today 03/22/2022 at 04:00PM the temperature is 29.0°C(84.2°F) (Felt at: 31.9°C(89.4°F)) at Fort-de-France with humidity at 65%. Wind speed is 29.6km/h at ESE


You Don’t See Me Out Cause Ion Be Out...


Teddy: me, sending Teddy the most incoherent texts:


The Shed End would never have fucked that up as bad as the Mathew Harding end did...


Omg this guy asked me if I was Arabic I’m looking crazy like who me ?? Why would you say that


If I allowed bookings who would book me


Going back to my sleep, j’ai mal pour mon pays


I’m putting everything behind me. I can’t afford to go crazy again


I just heard a saying that got me thinking hard.. “Gods are a mans creation to give answers that they are too afraid to give themselves”


Get well soon Moussa Dembele


Poppin shit my fav already


He just said that, if i cant love him he cant force me daw


It's over! See ya in February


phenomenal woman


Normalize using words like: colleague, classmate, acquaintance, old school mate, neighbor, client. Not everyone is your FRIEND.


Quesabirrias for my preworkout meal...lmao why am I like this


Time nuh move so slow when I’m home


Orange Army


#JimikkiPonnu Means ? #varisu


You’re the cock hungry sl*t, not Me


I wish I knew how to do my edges


$BBIG is running in AH thanks to today’s $TYDE filing. Hold on tight - here we go!


Government Carbon Credits are as big a scam as the Catholic Church Plenary Indulgences. Both Mental Institutions increased their wealth significantly on the backs of gullible humans. Full disclosure: I grew up Catholic in Cleveland. Which is why I'm a Deist.


keefie


ain’t no villain eta around here, just hard boundaries.


could you guys please rt this so i can find more 18+ moots?


Due to government/service rules regarding COVID-19, we unfortunately have to postpone our charity walk until further notice, we can only apologise for any inconveniences caused and will notify you all as soon as we have the green light


No job is worth your mental health. Pero pag six digits…


This is a nerve wrecking time but please, now more than ever if you haven’t voted yet I strongly advise. I’ve done my part and I hope others have done the same


I rlly be thinking niggas cute, then they take off their masks ...


I hate I don’t get governors assistant because I get penalized for Everything !


when @user get sign don’t none of y’all be on his dic


Live your life and forget your age


I always make sure I get the favorite child award


You hate men but you got a son though.


Decluttering and reorganizing is crazy cause you be done but got tiny scraps of shit on the floor and that be the shit I don’t want to clean


I got a thing for strippers


Just been to drop a bag of shopping off for my sister and nephew’s. So sad waving through the window at them. But we’ve got to do what we’ve got to do at the moment #besensible #besafe


I think getting these pole dancing shoes will be good for the economy


I cant stand French Montana, but that new record heat I cant lie


I want to go to rolling loud


Some of y’all can take pictures but doesn’t know how to edit them...


Whew! That video’s intense.


my hands are cold. sure would hate it if someone held them tight to wake them up


We all like nice things but nice things come at a not so nice price.. I'm 5 to payin up


#cancelExamsSaveStudent #ShafqatMahmood @Shafqat_Mahmood it's a humble request sir ! I hope you'll observe our view with great attention so that we have to not disturb you again


|| i’ve got a huge obsession with american psycho, the urge to create an oc


me and my spotify algorithm r like


Lrt oh god to look like that bloated freak


Tua's starting to make me worry about our defense


If you bless me, two more are blessed cus I will happily share


Thank god he only got caught for possession and not what he did with it


o.o is so messy


is he gonna drink it with the glitter


what kak dream was that auj


This game is unwatchable so far.


Netherland’s just barely qualified too?! Damn, that was close for them


Personally think that was probably @Rekeemharper8 most compete performance for #WBA


I have some of the funniest FAILS (dating app version) for this whole ‘how it started vs how it’s going’ but I can’t put the audacity of some of these people on my page like that


Juicy Js verse on Powerglide


Also, I have irl friends on here and sorry if I’ve weirded you out by spilling that I’m a medium over twitter


if it’s one beneficial thing i got out of my last relationship it’s knowing how to speak and understand spanish. gracias pendeja!


Something is telling me to buy a sack of XRP like…neow


God,I’m grateful


‘From McDonald’s to Mercedes’ - @Syndicate


Dont wait for people to be kind Show them how


I need to bleach my locs again I got a color in mind


Y’all know how I feel about country music but Luke Combs is fire


i’m so thankful for my mom & all her help she’s my best friend fr


I love early days John Munch


i’ve taken shits that look better than you do, loser


i wanna watch kyoukai no kanata someone watch with me i’ll set it up


My sources tell me there’s a Dave update for Minecraft today. Good on you, Dave!


ion know which one of you bitch ass niggas said front neck tats don’t hurt , but I wanna box after dis shit heal


These allergies are slapping me like a ton of bricks right now


Fingers crossed this edit in the upload of Sun & Moon I just started doesn't get claimed/block the video...


#girldad @user @user 1st 2 cats I thought of..


If you break up w someone delete their nudes


I’m the chosen one so you can except more offerings


Follow up question, from a few months back...I thought covid was going away the day after the election... we're well passed the election, even the electoral college confirmation and the inauguration... so what's the new date?


May God continues to cover you with his presence, stay with God.. Goodnight Psalm 121.. Psalm 91


And I scream for whatever it's worth I love you ain't that the worst thing you've ever heard


i hope everyone gets their ticket today !!! pray for us for them soundcheck


lowkey gotta ratchita obsession


Wearing a double corseted blouse- send help cz I tied tht shit 2 tight nd cant breathe


Watching Tabitha Brown on tik tok is what keeps me sane in between counseling sessions.


7yo wasn't tired enough to sleep so we told him to read. He's just turned the light off to go to sleep.


Not me getting kicked out of another group chat because i have it muted and i never reply


Sorry for the no stream, wanted to get more fifa grind done so i'll be live tomorrow 7pm GMT


Better time than any for this week schedule streams - so Thursday at 8pm BST that be dark souls 2, then Sunday 3pm BST with pokemon fire red. Hope see everyone there


my insta smells like lemon grass and lavender


These niggas be buying followers your honor


but...but kitten i’m a pc gamer with a ryzen graphics card


Super quarantined currently but def just ordered a carafe of Bloody Mary. I hope they never take this curbside/ delivery shit away.


FACE CARD GOOD FASHO SAWEETIEEEEEEEEE


We’re overdoing it with the lives at this point


s/o to robinhood for giving me a free stock of GameStop when I first set up my account


Just started 'Return to Monkey Island' and the voice of @SkilletDoux recapping the series immediately took me back to the 90's when I first played the game as a kid, instantly put a smile on my face


Bun b got the rona


I am very daring


Nothing but fruit, water, teas! Yup this pussy is going to taste so damn sweet


alright enough twitter for today goodnight


My mom talks to my wife more then me....


6 assist for smart is + money wow wow


Forgot my tea and soups from the market now I’ma have to go back


Currently in my Lori Harvey era


today was great! Still feel like I'm floating


The ideal situation @georgekambosos regains his tittles, gives loma a fight


Alright gotta bounce see you tomorrow


iono who need to hear this but devil wears prada is on hulu !!


Jeep Drivers don’t be giving AF. Whole car left wide tf open…


I be happy for niggas to go fuck with someone else sometimes… they always come back when they realize bitches can’t match my vibes


Can’t wait for Eloswag to leave


The same way YouTubers have editors, I sometimes wonder if I could be a fan artist on retainer for an E-Girl. That would be a dream job.


Bread tastes so good but it makes me fat


Never have I watched an episode of EastEnders without knowing when the next episode will be on... until today!


What a scorcher of a day


What @user DOESN'T UNDERSTAND...I'M OLD AND THEY SEEMED TO FORGET THAT I told them I got 80k in my last divorce settlement. It's sitting in my savings account WAITING to take them on...


i hate when i overhype something in my head only for it not to happen


Bruv where tf is my Derwin James Jersey


Well, it didn't work out with the publisher I emailed this morning. I wouldn't be able to send my horror manuscript in the format they prefer. On the plus side today has been amazing for progress on my series so I'm thrilled with that!


I’ll be ia for the rest of the week, may or may not reply on any messages for all socmeds. I’ll just be here every 12kst for the comeback release. Laters


its hell living in brazil right now i cant enjoy anything because of politics


Been to my self n out the way


this month is been incredible! just wanted to say thank you all for interacting, and liking my post since i don't really talk about it much lol as for next month and for next year i got something cooking for you everyone so stay tuned! see you everyone on december!


Scone tastes so nice


Jamaica just had a 7.3 earthquake....omg


I love wrapping gifts


everyone thank u for the bday wishes today really i appreace it u made my day great


Cool I don’t have water


Haha might mess around and commit a crime


Sometime you gotta fake the happiness


Good news “kind of” to share with your students- the temporary wage increase for PSWs in Ontario (supposed to end at the end of this month) has been extended until August 23 Not sure what will happen after that…


Janet Jackson or Madonna


my appetite so messed up right now


Kanye is actually on the ballot...I thought that was a joke


|| I wish Toyama Taylor could have my babies.


when he goes out of his way to get you mad but it’s working


Are you gay or European? All of the above


I want to sleep but I can't sleep. Help


#Batesmotel is one of my fave series


i was so nervous i forgot to saw bye when i left


Anyone wanna rp


rich boys loveee me


i’m a sucker for making out, give me your lips


i hate this shii fr


starving myself just to annoy my parents


If I'm with two of 'em, then it's a threesome If she alone, you know she a freak one If it's a escort, it's a police one King of the hill, you know it's a steep one If we together, you know it's a brief one Back in the ocean you go, it's a It's a deep one


My dream last night was soo fun lmao woke up at the most suspenseful part tho


Payback is a Dooooog


today went downhill so fast


foo leave me alone


pussy so wet i be walking on water


Footsteps in Warzone are equivalent to a mouse running through sand


Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you have been best friends your whole life, it feels like your coming home. You're so comfortable with them. Maybe that's what a soulmate is, Someone who feels like home.


Please give this gentleman a follow @user big United fan! He’ll follow back!


I just opened gushers at work and honestly it was the loudest noise I’ve ever heard… and of course I couldn’t get the fucking package open


I need some of your cuddles where you touch my butt and we end up fucking.


I always want to relax while my son is sleeping and clean while he’s awake


On point like I’m a dot


nice to see you and your fake friends — having fun


New MOJO AF


S/O to Mfundi Vundla and his team for that Senzo and Jason storyline . A lot has changed after that


11 You I vote for #BTS (@BTS_twt) as the #TheGroup of 2021 at the #PCAs


I’m thinking I should go out of the country by myself for my birthday but it’s giving taken


realizing seer means someone who sees into the future


Cocu the clown


Nothing better than a fresh screen protector


why is it everytime i ate some meat my tooth really ache so bad.I was enjoying my sister's specialty creamy bistek(beefsteak)then it turns out im having a toothache afterwards.dis is the 2nd time it happens to me d last time ate beef was samgyupsal.ugh!need to go to dentist.


I jus want someone to hold my booty and tell me everyfin's gonna be okie.


goo morning to everyone besides rocket the gorilla from the hit nintendo game "animal crossing"!


If you knew you was gone leave then why you said you was gone stay forever


To all the solo fanbase or solo stans or 0T9 stans who aren't voting your fav is nominated on MAMA worldwide fan choice...please spare some of your time and vote for twice...


I missed David so muchhhh omg


Very late but I hope those that got results today were happy expected grades, but if not that’s okay and it doesn’t matter. You are more than your grades always!


Let's face it rugby players are just big silly boys who cant play football


j had a dream i met skz


When PND said “I gotta keep it super real witcha, shawtyyyy” i felt tf outta that


“I need a signed Gabriel Iglesias FLUFFY vinyl figure in my life”


Meri maano arrange marriage krlo yar bht roly is love marriage k


Maybe cooking stuffed salmon tonight


WHERE IS MINJUN?


My kitten who has been sleeping most of the day finally "woke" up when it heard my roommate ask the other if they wanted ice cream. My kitten loves licking the last melted drop of ice cream.


It’s been a well needed mini vacay but I do miss my littles…. Can’t wait to see them in less than 30 min


A pet peeve of mine is when someone who isn’t pregnant or doesn’t have small children parks in spots reserved for “new & expecting mothers” at the doctor. Please don’t be this person.


How long would it take to speed run all of 5.0?


Hardest decision to realize was there ain’t no real love nowadays, ppl will use you til they don’t need you anymore


god i want a bridge piercing. and i want an upper labret bc ive had a piece of jewelry for that for months


We hope to do an Easter Colouring session in town in April to be confirmed.


Suns our blunts out


Fuckable but not lovable


I know, this start will help me a lot on my next journey.. Father and Mother guide me and protect me! Amen


You know when a guy nuts and the girl keeps sucking…..well thats the feeling women gets when she orgasm and they guys keeps pounding … most times it brings tears of pleasure AND joy


That truml helicopter video is fkin hilarious


Contented


my day day was heading towards hate but then i switched it to love


Quaran-tale Question: What is one message of hope you’d like to share with the community during these troubled times? Let us know in the comment section below for a chance to be featured tomorrow on CML!


Got a Degree in Suckin Dick, and now I’m getting workin on my A.A Degree


My dog now plays dead whenever she’s not getting enough attention and I don’t know where she learned that from


Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me. Please I’m in need of a fucking


Wedding boys omo


got my autism booster shot and now i am ready for nap


A set piece goal?


i got my permission slip to be outside . good thing that letter don't say what time i get off


I’d rather have a Bond before a title any day .


wanna get strapped


Just a little reminder for @SeanCavaliere that I appreciate you a lot and I hope you’re doing alright. I’m proud of you, lots of love


every time I enter the euromillions I truly truly within my heart genuinely 100% believe I’m going to win


KJB is destroying Josh Hawley!


I was just asked if my portrait of Mo was Nipsey....


My dad keeps telling my younger brother his middle name is Shakur


fgo > fsn u can f-off if u wanna change my mind


They got me doing everything in this office..just teaching me how to run and operate a medical spa


Lol whatever my bm got goin got nothin to do with me, keep me out of whatever she do..


Tbh, comparing weiners is super hot to me idk why


Greensboro smelling like Plat


Good night..hope the upcoming days will be better


baby K going home outfit so cute


When u broke & trappin , that ain’t easy , that’ll have a pastor masked up like yeezy


man this headache won’t go away


hate driving ina rain , I be so scared


Y’all mad about jojo Siwa being gay but y’all kids around here humping there cousins and you allowing it


I love the “remove follower” option on IG!


dilliats will be in high demand in a few months


I wanna have a date night at Alruwaya, you and me, a cute blanket , a bonfire, some snacks and a movie to watch


I wanna go the drive in movie theater


Original ROMA Jersey cost £130 in rome, omoh.


If toxic was a person bruh


Campaigning for external phrenology while echoing introverted postal banking #fullcommunism


Well, I finally did it. I applied for the @NBCUniversal Writer's Lab through @user It wasn't easy (script, resume, treatment, essay), but at least it was free. Now, to cross my fingers and forget about it.


Been itching for a Vegas day trip soon


Didn’t even know this site has a whole ski section


No eriksen, means dele isnt leaving. Lets see how this will play out for our season


Are you OK , PD?


reading through that OH discourse and realizing a lot of people need to read some david bordwell


a year ago today i interviewed for a phd program and i was rejected almost immediately


Everybody - growth is love is this is that is when actually - Just do whatever the fuck makes u sleep good at night


I wouldn’t go to John Mulaney if it were free. He’s not funny. How is he headlining arenas and Fiserv Forum?


Just sent a “I just find it funny how” text…


my new vibrators come today you know what that means


I’m really obsessed with the Hershey’s candy cane kisses


I love my husband soooooo much y’all


i miss when among us first blew up cuz i was like playing with frends like every day i miss that :,) hopefully we'll play when the new map comes out


being an angels fan is so painful


I want to one day be good at art so I can draw all of my friends' favorite characters


Dr Pepper tastes like straight cough syrup


Use this day as a reason to trade #Crypto correctly .... stop losses, targets , clear exits. If a coin is mooning you can always get back in after taking profits! What's your down side in taking profits? Missing a huge run? HARDLY!! We will use those profits to rotate into the


RIP RIP RIP


I need a girl like boa


Also who gave me a baby girl chain last night ?


I want a chicken box from allendale


Full pikon


ever feel like you’re about to throw up for no reason whatsoever? ok cool, nice to know it’s only my body that hates me


it just dawned on me i finished fringe and now i gotta search for a new show


The saddest thing about this thing ka AKA and Zinhle is that they never told us that they’re dating again ...........so the best thing is to drink water


Don’t play with me bc I play back. And I take shit too far


i want some steak dip from outback


Change of plans! I’ll be online in 10-15 mins


Of course I didnt wear a coat to work today


Camavinga makes his debut


Just like honey when your love comes over me


might cry myself to sleep idk


Disney + is going to make lockdown a lot more fun


Off that zaza, on the moon, no election talk for meeeeeee for the next 24hrs. Night folks.


My phone finally acting right again. I swear a iPhone get a few cracks and start acting stupid


Finally can go to one store and tissue be in there.


I haven’t told anybody to suck my dick today Good shit


I pray the miserable find peace one day .


hahahahahazard


I’ll do hair or nails to make money if I knew how ion gaf hustling is hustling


New #RickAndMorty is absolutely ridiculous


Fuck wya “Come over “


twilight is my favourite documentary


love you my squishy @Harry_Styles I hope you’re doing well and having a spectacular day


Zion got a little pep in his step with him wearing his new signatures


i have officially completed college with a computer science degree


Need to revamp my 8s discord. If you know what you’re doing and want added, reply.


After 3 months on the class and until now I get what we are doing.


one of my customers just told me he hopes i pass out in the heat so he can give me mouth to mouth


a adm do trick me ignorou


You'd struggle to won 20-0 on FIFA on the easiest setting with the best rated team vs the worst


I’m very confident with the women I am In my eyes it’s nobody fucking with me RESPECTFULLY


I promise u I’m not the one


Grey goose & pineapple juice


real loneliness is crying yourself to sleep


Y’all the sex scene wit uncle Clifford and lil murda was a good time for me


imagine your card decline at the prostitute and they spit ya jizz back on you


hey, spoil me with your love and attention pleaseeeeee


Where are all the Patriots at? Seems really quiet on here, and I'm kinda convinced that my tweets are partially shadow banned.


Stopped smoking, already losing weight


Ain’t nothing fake about me but my dicc


happy 18th mom and dad


69% switch


Marley is such a fckin scavenger


Scheming tonight.


It's wild how there are certain Congress folx who co-sign onto a bill without having ever talked to the constituents it affects.


took a very strong muscle relaxer almost a hour ago and i feel absolutely nothing great


i might go on vacation in Turkey wtf hsgsnzhs i hope my parents let me


Dick hard asf & i blame my bsf


Gassin the booth this Friday


I hope everyone has fun tomorrow


Damn my dawg got the Rona


Gente vai ter outra smartfit na vialight


cant wait to be the aunt my friend's kids call to bail them out of school/when they need help and cant tell their parents and then we go shopping or eat ice cream


That was really smooth and the vocals omfg


He so damn fine lord knows


Really hoping I successfully secure wootteo tonight. ARMY leave me one


I’m only one follower away from 69...


i made dionne warwick a whole catalogue of pfps and she probably will never even see them


IMMA CLAIM MOLLASEO


y’all really do NOT be checking for minors like y’all say u do


Teddy P been repeat all day.


I ain’t realize how big my forehead was why tf can’t my head be normal lookin


Y’all account gone say $601.59 in the morning


5kg down since I started #ManVFat football. The progress is slow and steady, but the journey has been fun. Long may it continue. #ManVFat #ParkRun #Huel


if this gets 100 likes i'll rap the second verse of people and post it


My hair takes forever to dry


They burning the block down with all these “karaoke” events


yesterday (technically a few minutes ago) was my 700d with lune i miss her so bad that i'm starting to hate the feeling


Looked at my future and that shit is wicked


Removing all social media apps off my phone. Need to unplug for all


I got so much studying to do. Lord save me


I know that I could be with any other man, but none of the can do it quite the way you can


My tl right now makes me want to jump inside my phone screen and hug taemin just because


It’s fine to like Marvel over DC but to say every DC movie is garbage is just ridiculous and not true. The Suicide Squad was awesome and all I see is marvel fan boys saying how bad it was. Same people who think Thor Dark World is good


bye i was so tired yesterday that i can still feel the strain in my body today


I’m addicted to fashion week.. Paris, New York, Milan doesn’t matter


Just had a yummy breakfast bout to


I rolled a blunt and lost it. I found it smushed down in my gear shift… after it just took me 20 min and 3 bad woods to rolll it


We’ve finally won a game away in Europe


Y’all believe these bitches I DONT


Update: I can now remember hey we ballin and haechan saying something about a championship and I think jaehyun talks about earrings in korean


God don’t like ugly karma is very real, it’s only a matter of time


What I love so much about Supergirl's Alex in Wonderland, is that it was just now basically about Alex and not always Kara(I know she is main character, and Melissa is awesome, but you probably understand what I mean) I love the part where Kelly saved Alex, pure #dansen


Late night Twitter, you people should help me RT @user media please


It’s always look at my beautiful guitar never look at my beautiful girlfriend


Gusto ko lang naman mag staycation sa tagaytay with friends


I want to go to the gym but my wrist fucked up


i have an actual huge pimple by my eyebrow besties


Can you just please explain to us what do you feel @SBF_FTX now you are loosing everything ?


Why can’t my scrubs be pink


Reminder that even if you think your art looks good at one point, that you can and still need to IMPROVE— Had one of those aha moments. My anatomy is very inconsistent. Gonna try fixing that in the future


SWEET my new playes WERE in my mailbox now i can stop feeling anxious


It’s to the point with Prince Chicken, where they have my box ready when they see my car pulling up to park


I swear all my cousins are so Pretty


Congratulations @ajinkyarahane88 and Team India for great win in 2nd test against Australia. Proud of you


Reminder that not all Black folks are melanated


number 4 goal is playing Lost Lands concert in Listenbourg


As long as you put yourself first, you’ll NEVER be mf last!


We finished 4 bottles of tequila in 1 week... are we surprised. No.


Sancho & Varane are two genuinely phenomenal signings, however I do feel we need another key position in CDM covered


Now let’s do the same thing for Breonna Taylor’s murderers


*inhale*…………….*exhale*……………………machine gun kelly won alternative artist of the year


Okay I've decided I will get an aqua blue 3ds in a few weeks. Will only cost ~$200 so it's not the worst it could have been, but still pricey. Same cost as my switch lite


Today I learned what a “single sac” was


All we do is talk about marriage and kids


A child just told his parents that if they move to England, he'll divorce them. This happened in a movie


The freeway was almost empty when my parents gave me a ride home yesterday. Me:Did the zombie apocalypse happen or something?


But why Maria dey vex for Pere?


I cant chase no hoe im tired


Exactly one year ago today I was in Ghana


A historic announcement has been made in our Discord


wtf started sprinkling so i was like oh let me put my pancho back on then as soon as i had it out ready to put on it stopped again


Like the admiration from the general public and inevitable record breaking sales really irks ppl soul.


Tie dye is a must


My drunk alter ego is an idiot


Imma just wait to see how we end the rest of the year before buying tickets to festivals


So the power just went out...


I didn’t get to carve a pumpkin and I hate everything


I wanna watch Agents of Shield interviews sooo bad, but I’m afraid of the spoilers since I’m still on season 2


The people I knew from high school are graduating college and I’m so happy and proud


Landed safely but the landing was rough as hell


Sometimes I’m overwhelmed with gratitude at the rhythms of Grace. God is at work everywhere. God, keep my eyes open.


I ain’t take her out onna date inna while


Isley Brothers x Let’s Fall In Love Ima fuck to this song


Todas las lecturas hechas, no quiere ir a clases.


Has somebody checked on polycap igathe?how is he doing


This is why I'm saving money for future dates. Freaking crazy. TM get your act together


Why are butter noodles so freakin good


Forgetting the name of a book series but remembering every other detail is like having the world’s worst unreachable itch


They probably sent chipotle to the tannies in Korea whilst y’all arguing if this is allowed ik they eating good at home so we should eat good too now stop complaining and eat your reduced price food


Going to reply to all of the mentions!


My neighbor dog been barking all damn day


Sorry dude but you lost your chance


Ima be throwing down in the kitchen again for thanksgiving and i can’t wait because I love cooking


So when they plan on going back to the moon


What army base is 92 miles away? Why is tinder recommending all these military men


Exactly a year since my grandma died found the actual date


not my friends who i have not seen in two months texting me asking i want to go eat and i said i already ate but i can sit and talk and then when i leave my apartment they said theyre ready to leave and will catch me another time


Goood morning, Haken! Don’t forget that this week’s podcast episode is coming out TOMORROW so that @user @user and I can cover E3.


Drank a couple cups of espresso... I think I just relapsed.


Also, if you wanna do a stream playlist for Zero please put some nct songs in there


Just curious...who's planning a trip to Nashville this summer? ....just curious


I am sated. My 8 year journey to packziland is complete.


I actually cba to watch today’s episode but i’m going to


watching sixth sense at this timing and they are eating all the delicious korean food


Deseando ando


Tuh. This little booty got BIG bounce.


pasen ws pe


I be looking forward to going out lol I just be wanting to do my makeup


Hibachi gotta be the best thing to eat out


Ready to wave my hands in the air like I truly don’t care


I wish now more than ever that Instagram give @BOOSIEOFFICIAL his IG bck


Mark Chapman on Sky Sports


It’s getting a bit awkward for Spurs like..


Wish @user would bring me a mangonada from Springdale


2023, I just wanna travel, eat good food & meet new people! If I have to go alone, I will. I’ll survive


Take a family trip, and not tell anyone or post anything ?


your life is boring now that i’m not apart of it


i wish sb was trynna smoke me outt


man i wasn’t paying attention and just hit a speed bump going 40mph


Another phone, I really need to stop spending money I don’t need too


I think the hottest thing a sub can do is buy me a car


Chaos agent was a character on a movie from chapter 1. Now we are in a universe were Chaos agent is real. If the carbide and omega thing also was a movie in chapter 1, there could be a chance That superheros will be the theme next season.


Suddenly I want to sleep again. No I’m iri


done with my first year at csun


this year is gonna be so good. i can already feel it. and i’ve NEVER started a year knowing who wonderful it’ll be. so lucky to be able to feel that way this year, and SO looking forward to it


Who deserves a follow?


no way stonepa raided karl jacobs


Getting my Neil Harris is over party underway.


CHELSEA!!!!..We can do this


Dreams delayed are not dreams denied


So HMRC are doing an online webinar on how to fill out your tax return......on the day your tax return is due


This fool already made the list of thanksgiving food for me to cook


why is hash not trending ?


New York Thursday.... I ain't ready


There are sports that are considered dangerous… tbh…. I’ve never seen anything like these big wave surfers…100 Foot Wave documentary… worth a watch


One classic movie from the 90s that never gets talked about enough is “livin large”….if you know you know


Bathong Cupcake is working so hard hle like he making sure everything is covered and that no one is left behind


It literally leads to nothing getting done


My friends really luhhh me


$NVDA is juicy juicy


my dad finally stopped using my card, i can now pay for netflix again


sofia richie and jaden smith are you kidding me


great taste black is my new fav instant coffee


My heart is made of glass, girl don't break it.


Boston trip doesn’t sound too shabby


i can't bring myself to be mean on this account because then i start to actually feel bad and want to comfort you guys and i'm not good at comforting people


I got asked “When does that J Cole edition 2k come out? You want that right?”…I almost cried yall…


Why are you player ? : I just wanna have some fun


need a pathetic loser boyfriend


Gotta give it to Chris L - he has endorsed the Govt approach so far + now wants the rest of the plan pretty much as the PM has laid out. Not sure what he would do differently “When we have passed the peak, we must start removing mandates + vax passes” Yep - that’s the plan


I’m having a good fucking day today and I really think it was all caused by that newborn baby in sunglasses that smiled at me


I wish people would understand that there's a process for certain things and that it might take some time instead of directly going for threats


my teeth hurt on literally both sides of my mouth so now what


There really should be time off for periods


lyf sucksss!!


Thank you @PsychToday for the new teletherapy platform.


I really be wanting to choose violence


Chelsea no even dey help matter


I really do not know how to go back to the version of myself that worked out 3 times a week and ate clean meals. Imma get back though… like next year


Where he was running at is exactly where i woulda been standing 3 if i woulda left mins early smfh


My weather app not adding up with outside


at least i saw bts live wembley day 2 so at least i have that


been practicing my entire life for this lockdown


i know we’re all h word for him but uhm. i secretly love pro rev frank i’d kiss his cheek maybe.


Every TV show you watch after The Sopranos sucks


A book for R280 is expensive. Triple decker pizza for R280 is affordable. It’s not lack of opportunity. It’s lack of priority


jiah trimming abalones, totally like sea of hope ep 1


Haven’t had coffee in 3 days


verification day, goodluck to me


this close to having mint green hair


Happiest birthday to the prettiest girl ever @user I love you so much


i’m so excited to cook when i get home


Another case of paper due at midnight i haven't started


Pelear quema tantas neuronas... Don’t do it. Good vibes brooo


ISwear I’m Impatient I Don’t Like 2 Sit


So I'm 5'8" and 178 pounds currently, I'm not happy with it, at all


Picking out food from your cleavage and eating it >>>>>>>


In the last month. Tonight some cheeky oke didn’t care that there « is a line issue » or how long it could last all the while that my mother can not even call out if she needs help or even an ambulance. Disgusting service. Contract will be terminated tomorrow.


Flatbush is becoming a weird place


don’t ask me if i’m going to deols tonight.. i already know what i’m wearing


I need to be weaned off late night food


No small yansh go follow me enter 2023 amen


Will happily watch Michael Smith play 6 different positions at once all season btw


I just bought a skateboard and I’m excited to finally learn after so long


I’m just learning that it’s no longer socially acceptable to play shirts vs. skins in youth basketball...


It's the little things that build momentum. Try to identify them when you're stuck. Start there.


Me thinking I was actually gonna be able to wait until my maternity leave to watch season 3 of Virgin River


my parent's never really trust me with places


i just cried to cruel summer


Why does Diggy have to be such an asshole in Grownish


Some Thai food would hit rn


I think Marcelo Bielsa @lufc needs a Welshman in the team @user David Brooks, Harry Wilson? Go on @andrearadri have a word


Stop issing my videos u


I miss my dad and it’s gotten so hard where I can’t even be on his Facebook bc that night automatically comes to my mind and that was literally so traumatizing..


i hate that cold weather makes my knees hurt


DoJ doesn’t have the evidence of fraud, because that’s being kept by military intelligence.


Half a tub of ice cream just before bed was not the one…


i got racks on my mind & i can’t lose


My man surprised me with The Attico Mules I wanted and I never even mentioned them to him. He got the color I wanted too


I be minding my business but don't play with me


You ask her to drive once and all of a sudden it's "Let's go my passenger princess"


I hear the fake military now. It’s raining too. I’m so scared.


I’m in the mood for some sloppy head


This clothing line idea I have is so dope I really need to get it started


Sometimes I get depressed cuz I want my dick sucked good


Hello Mac users Do you have any idea hm ung Microsoft office package w/out expiration?? Thank youu in advance


Bears are cool i like toads


Ima keep it as real as dey dont want it to b


niggas ass be bigger den females


Booked my first appointment to go trying or bridal dress and I’m so excited


beat raft


Why is there a naked man doing jumping jacks on my TL


This couple loves and appreciates all body types... Sexiness is a state of mind so embrace your sexual self and be proud of who you are


Incase you didn’t notice, the slight haptic feedback that was added for Face ID unlock somewhere in iOS 13 was removed in iOS 14


anonymous sent me a christmas present to a bitcoin wallet couple days ago, just know that I get it and I'm very happy, thank you


Not doin it the same Doin it better!


responding to text at 11


Trade kickers huh? What is Brock Aller doing?


Not having to take off your shoes at the airport is


Na deputy HOH dem dey call since o


tomorrow i will wake up earlier, i want to see the sunrise


hate to see my friend hurting


Aight it's dream cos time because my brain is like


stresslaxing


Yg’s My Life 4hunnid album


I’m a la croix girl


You don’t have a soul, you are a soul.. you have a body.


The two games I'm super into right now are Destiny 2 and Grim Dawn. Oh no. Am I getting addicted to... "the grind"?


Frustrating when everything just stops working


I’m feeling confident about that chem exam but watch me get a 70


Sooooooo glad @user finally gets to shave off his trash stash tomorrow


how's everyone doing on day 4 of #locktober? struggling, I hope


Family Is Not About Blood. It's About Who Is Willing To Hold Your Hand When You Need It The Most. Goodnight


Youre not my level lah


Damn winter Slow down Ian even got a coat Yet


O tlo bona gore people don't listen


#England massively disappointing


What’s a good song for my last stage mix


Teacher life is being off at 3 but not getting home til 5 bc of grading


If I tell you I love you, buddy I tell that to everyone, Don’t feel that especial.


Day one of Ofsted completed


trying to edit ONE song. i’m stressed. Let me smoke and calm down.


Today was good . Super grateful


My sister talking shit about wooah.. how about you worry about whatever txt is doing


Couldn't help myself bought a #bloot


If you don’t believe in astrology or spirituality LOL then kick it somewhere else because I am divinely blessed regardless if you believe in my “rocks” or not


oh to see muna in concert


I just ordered Jules’s birthday present and I’m excited and it ain’t even mine


Them lil pussies be so sour


I wanna model clothes, somebody drop a clothing brand and make me head model


Anybody come sideways about anything I do that’s not effecting them they gon get they issue


Nigga if we link, do NOT wear yo profile picture outfit


In 2013, 6 children were named Mushroom in USA @qikipedia fact of the day from the taping today


I had one cup of wine and I’m sweating


These niggas keep doin this 2 me


I really poked a hole in my stomach just for that to break


$66 is the next key level $AMD


Pride game for straight folk play w/ gays:Walk into LGBTQ events and yell. "HEY ISN'T THAT YOUR HUSBAND!?!" And see who runs!


Idc @NewYorkRedBulls is the best official account on here. They followed me back


That Portuguese connection...beautiful goal


id just like to say harry likes d*ck


You have the right to be disappointed but it's your choice if you stay disappointed or push harder


Omw to @user not wearing sweats(she doesn’t judge me for leaving the house in them and she comes over in sweats too)because the weather decided to be warm af smh I hate it here


I’ll never forget seeing @user at pride. The way his face lit up


Self love and self appreciation makes u feel good


First of my @user options was vegan ceviche! Who knew cauliflower could be that tasty, hm? Can't wait to try one of these burrito bowls later!


Got untouchables on my DM. Don’t blame me when I start walking different...


remember when i accidentally met sarah paulson


A man was making fun of my body so I told him to die about it and nef was like “was that really necessary” U can die about it too then buddy


who’s in nyc this who’s in nyc that. who’s in seattle??


men are f trash


Tip for you men out there: if you’re gonna wear cologne, invest in scentless deodorant. Clashing scents are not hot


finally ordered my sister in laws baby shower gift just need it to get here in time


Worked 15hrs today


when 45 wants to throw a hissy fit and get the wi sc to throw out ballots but wi voters replaced his shit judge with jill


Say bro @JoshLambo stop talking to the media about my coach


I hope UPS bring my mf table before 9 o’clock


Dawg working on "being yourself" is really hard when you've bottled that your whole life


Good job BHA


I want to try a white claw, @user what do you think


Your breakthrough is within the journey you choose to fearlessly embark on.


On roller for the day


Final project due tonight nowhere near done


About to go in the theater


In other happy news, my car insurance went down half the price


Joe Rhys and Ali solid again tonight


Does anyone else stay on the Airbnb app and save different destination folders with dream stays or is it just me?


who is your ult or bias in these groups? exo - yixing (ult) wjsn - xuan yi (ult) svt - minghao apink - namjoo clc - seunghee drop an emoji for 5 groups


"There are two kinds of investors, be they large or small: those who don't know where the market is headed and those who don't know what they don't know. Then again...


4 pon fife billion


i need another lake day


I had a lady at work today trying to get served her from her car. Like legit bring out appetizers and drinks first then food. And she kept calling the restaurant whenever she needed something


I am.......boo boo the Fool


Tequila and prosseco the vibes this weekend.


Abracadabra don dey cause bele


.223s, THEY GO THRU A TRUCK, SOMEBODY GET HIT; ITS NO GETTIN UP.


Add me on Houseparty guysssss moriamxo


Still mad about what mnet uploaded yesterday


Six 500 ml jars of black bean and corn salsa are canned and cooling on the counter. Two bags of end of season grilled corn are vacuum sealed and in the freezer. And my newest #crochet market bag is almost finished. Productive day


wait for those going 12 am what time y’all plan on being there


Been MIA For A Couples Day


The incredible irony


what a day LMAOOOOO


Just got added to another class so now I’m taking 16 units this semester


I want harder tests universe ~ this easy


it be the bitches with stank ass pussy that talk the most shit


Love to feverishly track my tax return on the IRS website because i desperately need the money


The problem Southgate has,is we have no strength in depth,4-5 of this team are not international quality,Gallagher keeps falling over looking for fouls,none can cross,hope it changes second half.


can’t wait until i’m an old man and can call people cringe


my next tweet is going to be very controversial so please don’t block


Im opening comms again tomorrow! So look out for that


Yes I would get Marry on Oct 31 yes on Samhain / Halloween


*pours my heart out to my friends bc im struggling and adds “lol” at the end of each message bc im supposed to be the funny, stable one*


Time to get high & stroke


Can’t wait to be saying ‘can I do 15 minute on a lie down please’ gimme my tan back


Damn..you can’t be too arrogant, no matter how successful you think your business is and you have to do what’s best for your business and not just your pockets at all times


why did 5 people unfollow me


I don't get how people can just be mean for no reason, to other people...like what? That doesn't make you feel bad, for making them feel bad? I don't get it lol #goodvibesonly cmon guys


Switching back to Monday to Friday in 2 weeks


Thanks for everyone who visited stream today! This was the best introduction to starting to stream again I could have wished for


pissed off I left my airpods at home


Damn I missed out on the unus annus bucket hat


I didn’t sign up for $2.75 gas in Texas


yoongi is so cute being scared by the stadium crowd


I do think that with his contract running out in 2024 we the Arsenal will be the ones to get Declan Rice. Although a lot of people say he’s overrated


My baby girl had her graduation today


I wanna gather up all my friends and go to ManDees


What will it take to exterminate rats and cockroaches forever.


I've had a bad cold since Friday. Yesterday nosebleeds were a thing because I was coughing and blowing my nose too hard. Today I have no voice because I was coughing.


Apparently Kat and Matt are lovers in a new movie ???


cheat on yo bitch I’m worth it


Was in the middle of surgery when everything started shaking


Im a big baby. i wanna lay under you daddy


I hope Target got a drop today , I need shelves restocked


Sudden war flash backs to when I tweeted some very nsfw fanfic thing on my main and had to tell people that i didn't mean it and it was an inside joke to cover it up


We got 2nd secured


Yall really gone cry all mf night now


2021 gave me reason to break out the red hard cover Baptist hymnal. On top of that got that anointed oil ready for 2022. lol let next year try to act up


They can give 6 bills or 2 bands I’m still flipping it


Not begging no nigga to act right, cause baby Summer 3 blocks away


im going to bring goofy song titles back since no one else will


This week is really testing my fucking patience


And if you call me a bitch make sure you put friendless in front of it My way my way or get on the highway my friends took to get ice cream without me on my day off


lashin trappin


YGE really wanted to break into the USA using just streams and sales?? It's way too much pressure on USA blinks! Do they not know that award show performances TOGETHER WITH daytime AND late night appearances play a HUGE part in entering the western market??


It’s legit to hot to cook


Not sure if I’m being dramatic or my life is in fact weird and awkward


These people on muzmatch should be monitoring chats. I’ve just seen a tiktok of a transgender on there talking to the men on there and they’re completely having it


I really am struggling with some of the brutal assaults & attacks seen on this platform but scrolling past them & not at least acknowledging they are happening seems so wrong also! Some people do not deserve life


I accidentally put salsa on my tortellini how’s your day going?


Determined to look yummmmyyy for New Year’s Eve


Work been dead af all day....fuck it im vibin the rest of the night


Not y’all grown asses lurking and shit. Age is really just a number. Pathetic


time to tweet controversial opinions


I Absolutely HATE COFFEE BREATH


i almost swiped on a man that was 5’6


NoX got on here and got blessed quick


I am strugggggggling today


WHERE is my TALL big tiddy GOTH boyfriend


been eating bread for 3 days straight LIKEEE GURLLL i ain't complaining


decided to make this account both star wars & twd so i apologize if i flood your tl with twd stuff


Work without Tia


Owen throwing a shoe at Cain is so funny to me for some reason


FUUUUUCKKKKKKKK!


The sneezing and headache better be from stress and not another cold


I had a dream I went to alberts house and his house was actually pretty big and klaculus was downstairs with bedrock and albert let me play roblox on his account it was fun


Might try and stream Dbd tonight, I've been having a lot of fun with killer until I come up against a sweaty premade when I'm only going for challenges. If I do stream hopefully that won't happen.


Twitter be like Men deserve NOTHING


We do not forget. We forgive but never forget. Never! Fool me once...


Lol is it just my friends or is everyone else’s friends telling them to skip to a certain part in the film ‘365 days’


5 stars sa service 0 star sa attitude


Me searching for sallow appearance Youtube: did you mean shallow by lady gaga ?


This is the first time I’ve worked at a job where I have my own email account, and oh boy! I did not like coming back to a week’s worth of emails


got me on hold for 20 minutes


Want some fried fish or jerked catfish from Jays uptown


I needa be sleep


Bacon and eggs for dinner


I love #CatholicTwitter


that shit is not cute. don’t address me as that rubbish. it’s mistress/mommy (strictly for igbo men) to you


I see why mfs be bothered tho my bitch bad


i started rewatching khr and i wanna do a screenshot redraw so bad


“if you don’t like me, you don’t have to fool with me, but you don’t have to talk about me” - SZA


My brain cannot comprehend buying anything NOT in bulk


when there’s VTO available but all your submissions are being denied!


it's neither man nor woman just me idle


I hate frontals with big ass baby hair


I LOVE My @user Inspired Nails For NY's Live Show This Thursday @user I Think I Have The Best WD Inspired Set Yet


Bae so fucking ratchet got the scrap in her gown


the girlssssss are fighting


someone just called me Lindsey


why didnt the bubble acc i follow talk about jaehyun's bubble last night....


different day , same dumb bitch


You were my sun you were my earth


It’s the leg cross for me I gotta whole little lady


Haven't been on FB in like 4 months,Went on today to delete messenger. Appearantly squatters took over my wall and it's a meth lab now.


Gotta hold mine tight


The best DJ in the world at this moment is @user This man just went b2b2b2b2b2b2b three days in a row!


Why do ppl love to see me bothered when I’m jst trying to enjoy my peace like damn go take a walk & reflect on that ugly personality you got going on & leave me tf alone


These darts have been unreal man


Life is all about doing things & having no regrets!! Make life fun , life isn’t meant to be boring


who would’ve thought that @CyberpunkGame would be so good using the tv 3D converter


retweeted literally every happy thrawn drawing i've ever done


i had a dream my belt broke in my car and i tried to replace it and it was all shredded and tangled.. and my timing chain snapped, and i kept busting my knuckles open. shit stressed me out even when i woke up.


Haven’t been smoking like I used to but damn a wood actually sounds fire rn


I like the bass ...


fried chicken broccoli and cheese with corn on the cob and corn bread for dinner


One of the best things about breastfeeding is that I can eat whatever I want and not gain weight


What is it like to be an Man Utd fan nowdays 1. Pray Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal & City lose badly 2. Curse #GlazersOut to no end (which they deserve) 3. Pray Martial & Varane are not injured before or during game 4. Get excited to all players linked to United during transfer


Gabe is gonna destroy the world with his palms...


Yay tysm for 100 followers


This state of mind is killing me. Dzai suicide is never a solution.


The Great Dane on the loose again


I still feel excited seeing you in my notification


The other day I was thinking about how I hadn't had a migraine in awhile. I'm now on day 2.


6:07pm and I haven’t heard from the car dealership yet. Now I’m getting nervous!


I’m sad I’m not spending my husband’s birthday with him. Instead I’m at work


I fully believe I’ll be 10x prettier with my septum pierced


Defo bossing the mid tonight


Softball starts next week and I’m excited


Pregnancy craving of the day mac and cheese and hot dogs


One thing I love about my students… THEY GONNA TELL ME THE DRAMA!!!


No doubt. No fear


Hump day... I know I'll have a few winning tips up my sleeve! #HumpDay #WednesdayMotivation #HorseRacingTips


If my best friend fuck my father, she better get some money because I need back child support


BTW if you've ever used the term 'Farmers League' to describe any league outside England. you are a moist nonce.


living is super exhausting i'm so f**kin done with myself


I really really would appreciate it if we don’t post celeb dicks or any dick for that matter on the timeline tysm


This to-go plate I just fixed from Golden Corral is ridiculous.


I just had birria tacos for the first time


Paypal is finally fixed


New team, pare parehas salty


no bc i’ve always loved the darkling but episode seven has me in tears


Lowkey wanna learn Tear Drop's choreo


its 3:40 i literally cant sleep ig this is one of them again wtf


Like ppl really been using Pandemic wrong SINCE this Covid Pandemic.. i’m not an English Professor.. BUT if yu really tryna sound intelligent.. pls look up definitions first..


Happy birthday B, fly high my man


#MrWrongBestShow2021 32K tweets


Aaaaaand another OT shift. Let’s get it.


Going to grocery outlet for my white claws now


My gym re opened and i don’t know if i should risk it. And getting a haircut made me want to go even more.


Didnt sleep at all last night Went to help mom with her 8 - 4 job My left shoe is soaked I can’t feel my hands The only break I’ve had was shtting Pls send help


First time having Rasta pasta


absolutely living for the science tiktoks on my fyp


My nerves rn


His kids broke me down, I know that feeling oh too well


Most People Support You when they See it’s Popular to Support You


Sick to my stomach. Kinda need a brain format.


I can’t even the imagine what people with allergies to pollen are going through right now


i just kinda hope they don’t announce a concert date for germany when i have a final or smthn i have one in april


gabriel9002 joins the party! Welcome aboard, friend!


Some of your future best friends will be on your #CollegeSoccer team. Here comes 4 of the best years of your life.


Eish the men on that Netflix show are a bit cringe at times


I’ll be back live this week


32 in 2 - I’m feeling so abundant & unstoppable. I may go MIA for a while but baby best believe when you see me again - you ain’t seeing me again ! #Humbly


I love my nose,my eyes,my lips. Sigh..I'm in love


need pa mag notes and review sa ppg


Pep home should start selling electrical appliances


That was a painful and an excruciating alarm


Instagram sucks, I swear 90% of my feed are ads/people I don’t even follow


When someone posts a pic saying "like this and I'll tweet about you anonymously", I always wonder which one of those tweets under the post is about me


I got a free day in class


See as these boys dey waste Bruno assists


Soooooo restarting Dexter from the very beginning


The way I burst into tears the SECOND my last call of the day ended


back to basic , bangun awal


Question is .. Will shorty Be loyal


If my bf ever complained that it’s too hot i would simply grab the sun & throw it away.


Can we still call apps software? WTF techies? Asking for a friend.


Tryna bring sand to the beach


He’s gonna love his birthday gift


Domino on Twitter?


Best Original Starburst flavor? Can only be pink, don’t @ me


Of course America have the best test


I always get flashback to when a customer came into work and he told me that he was “rushin” and I replied “omg where abouts in Russia are you from” and he looks me dead in the eye and says “I’m in a hurry” he said he was rushing not Russian


I only need 40 more followers to reach 2K


Treat yourself sometimes but don’t fuck off da bag


shoutout all Brazilian and Portuguese art frens you are all very lindo


That Nardwuar J Cole interview is incredible. If you’re a Hip Hop fan at all it’s a must watch.


Me and yo bf on 2k going crazy @user


i’m drunk & wanna have sex


Bout to take a nap in this truck


a/b/o nsfw constantly thinking about o!bakugou breastfeeding his baby and after putting it to sleep a!kiri decides to drink his omega dry, he drinks his milk while bouncing bakugou on his cock, once he’s done he slurps his cum and baku’s slick from his sopping cunt then cuddles


I’ve got about 8-9 loops for this guitar loop kit, definitely trying to add some more for y’all


I’m simply just a whore for a UV 4


Really trying to make it through this week without buying food, cause this is the week to “feel for sum nice”


Lewandoski can’t stop won’t stop scoring


My son is running game on his granny. Should I tell her?


super excited naomi and I just planned an Easter giveaway


everyone drop your favorite ed movies in the replies


shordy dad be on my ass when He come in my store . Like sirrrrrrr Ya daughter a yr or two younger than me


i mean a lil toxic ness never hurt nobody


Some people be colorist………. Shout out to the beautiful dark skin women


Speaking of the Hebrew month, in Yiddish there is an expression epes iz vi di zun in shvat- like the sun in shvat, ie cold and distant


say you wanna hold me, i don’t need to lean i got a backbone


The first section of the What's habbening sidebar on desktop twitter dot com is aka the gaslighting section.


i’m ready for our guys to fuck shit up on that field and not in a bad way!


Personally I would've rather seen Jorginho score, than Saka miss...


Money. That’s the thing with it. The more you have, the more you want. And turns out, the smarter you are, the more you can make of it. Not satisfied with just getting a monthly paycheque. You need to learn a skill that people can pay you to get the work done


Morning with windy day It sure it strong wind


I wanna be ate like a homeless man first home cook meal in 10 years tomorrow


that dark gengar lookin fffffiiine


Drink some water! Get a snack! Put down the phone for a bit! Please take care of yourself!


I don't argue on social media fuck you think I want to do a 2 page about arguing


LOUDER THAN BOMBS POR TI VIVO


I am proud of bona unnie. Sobs.


Genuinely think i’ll be off after 10/15 minutes on Sunday going to be a cricket score need my head testing going every season


Cats are lovely.


It’s been almost a week, tryna figure out why StockX ain’t ship my shit yet..


The way my nails grow so fast but deteriorate once they get to a good length


i really want one of the big cpu pillows from @LinusTech but...$70


I just made some loaded potato poppers


Anyone sort us a Milan