i wasn’t complaining those whole ass 4 months i had her greedy ass kids buying them clothes shoes food off my ebt or food from restaurants when we did eat out didnt complain but soon i ask for some it’s you don’t have it i’m done


Pinterest is just something different


i know i said goodnight but i heard there's a 20+ stay follow party


I leave this community


$SPY The Mother Of All Nuts!


Anybody needs a logo or any channel art so contact me


my vacuum cleaner sadly passed away


. @GothamChess is the absolute man! I watch his videos on YouTube for hours every day, just won my last 5 games. Thanks for the quality content man


Eyes in my rear view mirror I’m on point won’t go for nothing


I’ve had so many cancellations this week even though they’ve given more then 24 hour notice im still like


Ima brag on myself every time cause I walk it like I talk it for sure I’m all of that and more


guess i’m going to vegas april 15 & 16th


i wish snapchat would let u change ur name


Edging is hard, but it feels good


wanna bottom for da first time buhh nobody gone teach me how to take dick


It surprises me that people actually think Billie Eilish writes all of her own music. Is she talented yes, she can sing incredibly. But the fact that people give her 100% of the credit for shit just makes me laugh. Dude.


One of my lesser known talents is surprising doctors with how much I run given my circumstances


Gray just asked me what jasmines name was from Aladdin. When I told her she said “mom she’s not a man!” I was so confused and then I got it, jas-men


do y’all leave your apps running in the background of your phone or are you weird


maokay na unta ang laptop this week


My kid is the same age I was when the country was waiting for OJ’s verdict


I got a damn headache


First day back to work and I already want to go back home


It ain't even that those tops are ugly.. Its the fact that y'all using dollar tree wife beaters to make them ..


pls i want a ross too


i need a car wash but every time i decide to go it start snowing


OMG stop the checks. Sen Tom Cotton claims that the BOSTON BOMBER got a relief check. OMG don't you all think that NO ONE should get a check bc the BOMBER has commissary money now? I hope y'all know I am kidding. The Bomber actually got all 3. Lmao. Lol.


im gonna epically own my slanders one day keep your heads up sunny drones


i don’t care how bad your situations get you go around sneaking with your mates ex you are a HOE respect yourself


My dad smoked out of my bong he’s such a champ


every time i come back home, i gain about 20 pounds smh


Tattoo appointment set for April 15th. Can’t freaking wait.


My phone glitched and deleted half of my contacts so I have to go through old messages to figure out who’s who. How’s your day going


I’m really excited about this painting I’m working on it’s just flowing out of my I’m hyped


Like it when im on my own the whole shift


almost at 400 lets keep pushung i love yall


I guess an opensource OS is worth just 10% more than a jabber/irc hybrid chat client


72 hours (probably more) into this & the immunocompromised bf is still not showing symptoms. We slept separately & are wearing k95 masks in common areas. Luckily it’s 75° so windows are open for air flow.


Stop playing with em red green light GO


my dream mas


Who’s been playing Brawlhalla ? Just got into it recently


|| I do like being here.. If anyone is interested in a traumatized lycan with fierce loyalty…


The Ruler Back


The FX portion is disappointing. They only have designs for Honey, Danbei, and a bunch of girls... most of whom I never saw in the game


bought disney+ and sims 4 for the boredom


Skilsaw action today


Logged into the Lego Hamlet site and 6000 spam comments in pending


ReVeluvs: *literally in chaos* Seulgi: Hi, I'm here


Niggas are huge turn off’s


taeyong doing charity


This 12 hard


Done found me a dope Jamaican spot for dinner to make up for this long ass day


these lavender nails got me feeling like trixie tang


Mmmm suspicious


i was told by 3 people today that .. someone i used to be friends with likes me … erm ……… okay


If I got it , u got it. Thts a given


I can’t wait for this vacation next week


Brit look like raw chicken in that video aww man


LOOK MOMMA WE MADE IT


UCL campaign starts today


not my brother having a fever (when he never gets sick)


missing stream for this sadge but also for the greater good


Boss: Only GOD knows the weather Me: Or Mother Nature Boss: I don’t think she exists Me: She’s as real to me as any other higher being is Boss: *laughs and walks away awkwardly*


shota thighs ..


I’m about to get that young 40 Oz Smoothie


Watching 9/11 hurts your soul


right decision, no turning backkkk


25 likes I’ll drop a VIP play winner tonight


Please don’t feel special I trip out over all my hoes


Tomorrow the Premier League is back, and though I fully expect Arsenal to lose to Man City, I could not be more excited.


deleted an ig story earlier because it felt a little too feelsy. only seven people viewed it.


Daddy wants a drain


Ima junior lets gooooo, ready to get this


Moots check up! How are you these days, emm?


Dark skinned blue eyes


Me and this boy laying up in the dark


Tonight I'm making my own chilli oil, just so I can have that egg and rice thing @user makes


Billy hargrove e eu


i promised myself i wouldn’t watch kabir singh this year but i am finally giving in


jacob’s getting my windows tinted


ahh my proof album arrived


Yes I have bpa poisoning. Butt penis and ass


Watching my 11 year old discover Christopher Walken is an amazing thing.


I hired my first couple of ppl today


Them haters just motivate us


Krispy Kreme donuts are disgusting


Kids back to school equals traffic for my little 5 mile commute


You ever been so annoyed you just stopped being horny


Just thinking about how I’m finna have to fight to do my girl hair for pictures tomorrow


thinking about the time i got paid, fafsa, and my tax returns on the same day


Lur-raaayy


i hope they give the white mf who shot up tops the chair or sumn


All these feelings intertwined Fighting the urge to reach out


Always falling into complicated situations


clarey and i playing toontown together


Is there a discord group or etc with only Jamaican software programmers or developers or engineers?


Yet again United leave it late in the Champions League, Ronaldo the saviour. Something tells me that this could be our year


Guys please stop qrting transphobia it's 70% of my tl


There's a time to listen a time to talk And you might have to crawl even after you walk


yo girl asked me to go vote? that’s our girl now


sitting here with my legs spread sipping my monster and forgetting that i have neighbours


I rate this girl too much wallahi. Imagine a whole me even greeting her, "Ina wuni"... what's wrong with me


Twitter lowkey starting to look like Instagram wit these big ass pictures.


The Eagles


Y’all used to fucking LOSERS


cw’s & tw’s are a thing that you should respect when people ask you to use them


Some of yall didn’t even deserve to be in my fart air


btw, goodmorning ppl


I like girls that like girls that like girls


On this once in a life time event, I slept in most of 02/22/2022


Today has been tough day. I’m in so much pain. Can’t go to the bathroom and I am just so tired….. I need cuddles.


I just want to see a good well written rom-com coming of age, why do we have to get these cringe and badly written movies


i can’t wait for summer tour to actually start so i can steal outfit inspo from all u guys


first time q sana masurprise kaso epic failed HAHAHAHAHAHAAH sorry pi


How are you? Think well before saying "fine"


Fuck you and yo dead ass homies.


I left my headphones at home…. I left them


My Toxic trait is not securing the lid on my cup and water spills everywhere


someone should tag me to see the video


all the pretty girls wear sleek & slayed


bra if I say I’ll be there by 4, be outside at 4. That shit pisses me off fr


my ring light adapter went out


Yep! Ima wear a sweater today


Who in Ft Worth tryna link rq?


Today I realised I don‘t like Cheesecake anymore


0 ilusiones


A positive of #ADHD is always being able to provide innovative, creative, and “out of the box” ideas for any situation


I got titty Tuesday pics and all I can say is whoosh


Judge me if you want to but I feel like having fries and chicken tenders for dinner tonight


Working for the nameless football team Sunday LOL Kinda miss the XFL...they paid me more


Also home boy is a Virgo


I had a whole gas leak in my house today


never watching a k drama again!! my mom and I are so mad they did the couple so dirty they should’ve ended up together


i don’t want a relationship so that i could flirt with anyone i want on the tl


The only reason I believe the Kas!Eddie theory is bc both the showrunners and actors are trying very hard for everyone to believe Eddie is dead. Its so weird to me they wouldn't entretain the idea of bringing him back seeing how everyone loved him, unless they had other plans


RIP who didn’t live, free the one’s who sit and live


Thank you $MSFT


Okay #DerryGirls I wasn't prepared for that Jesus wept


OH WAIT DO I GOTTA WAIT UNTIL 6PM FOR THE BANNER??? sweet thst means i'll go catch the trolley for 5:30 and be back a little after 6


Get Krispy Kreme delivered to your doorstep today!


It's a lot of twins on my timeline


It’s my work colleagues hyping me up while I argued over the phone with a courier company for lying about making a parcel delivery yesterday when they hadn’t


Day 2 of working out complete..now im hungry


The biggest challenge in life is being yourself..in a world trying to make you like everyone else.


A man who can’t take NO for an answer


It's been 3 days since I've been to the gym with working doubles this weekend (I don't think I haven't gone for that many days in a month) and it felt really good. Besides I have a bunch of MNUFC podcasts to catch up on before this weekend


A lonnnnnnnnnnnnng shot but Anyone know a spot where they make custom engine parts for a 1990 Ford Ranger or late 80’s early 90’s Bronco ??? :(((I just want my wheels back


I need to start up my fashion business in full, but na capital dey stop am... but I know say God go run am soon


i wanna get another piece of cake but my brothers downstairs and if he see me he’ll starttelling every1


Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person on nft Twitter who lives paycheck to paycheck


the way i get a nervous rash every time i complete an interview


In 2021 alone, I’ve worked on over 50 brand identities!, Hoping to post few of them before we finally move to 2022


Nothing hits quite like when a pretty little sub mindlessly begs you to cum over and over


Major Payne


driving in the rain playing What hurts the most at max volume


I hate that eveything Ifw want me to b lame


I wish I could protect them from the world


Alright I’m not drinking until New Year’s Eve. Pls keep me in your thoughts.


JT just give what she supposed to. Gotta love a beautiful black girl


I’m so happy we leaving that “not like the other girls” shit behind. Misogyny really had the world thinking ultra-femininity was bad


If you're reading this I hope you get every single thing that your heart desires. I'm wishing you nothing but peace and prosperity in this life


In 2022 you still dey sag your pants? You no fit get sense again


I just wanna bike ride, why does it have to be 100 tha grease past 7pm


What colors should I do for today’s look? Going to the living room later


Should be goin live tmr


the south african IG girls who do home content have my heart. they plug us, motivate us and just live deliciously. everyday I just sbwl


don’t start no shxt won’t be no shxt baby


Last month of 2021 tomorrow


im trying to get back on my bullshit


Me: (to #JohnnyDepp) Please stay with me, Johnny. Don't leave me alone.


Yeah let’s just pretend I never liked that one guy. You know the one 5 hours away. Silly me


so i can’t have seconds but your dad and husband can


The like story option took the thirst away on IG


Like yaaasss show me you care


I’m so locked in with myself it’s crazy I’m grateful


Comprei duas camisetas do Juice WRLD e uma do Pop Smoke


I’m not allowed to watch Surviving R. Kelly while Kyle is home anymore. Apparently it gave him nightmares and he wasn’t even the one watching it


My condolences to Chelsea this weekend


Everyone so bitter about dillian whyte not turning up. He’s at the press conference tomorrow, it’s not a pantomime.


I’m still hurt Netflix took off that 70s show


I want some baked Mac


I am thankful that Adrian has never once called me out of my name when mad at me . That’s a hard trait to find these days


evelia keeps me sane at work


If I bring my craze on whatsapp here, I'll lose my rep. You people think I have sense, we must keep it that way.


Y’all I dead ass can’t taste no alcohol it’s so depressing


Liverpool e jele monate mu maobane. The way nele smooth ka teng nenkare play station


i’m AWKWARD when i talk to people


I princess cut yo diamonds baby cuz ima kinggggg


Going to change my pp and layout once again cause why not


Tuesdays are def my long days


Off groove till April


I jumped the gun too early on the $LTC dip


new rod wave got me feeling some typa way, this what i needed rodarius


Some names of alcohol for Nigeria go shock you. !you go hear names like old pot , yahoo ,odogwu bitters ,man power


Listening to your favorite song on radio hits different


My problem is I want to be social and have many friends but my social battery just said no


This jump rope challenge kicking MY ass


The bad news they just keep it coming no matter how beaten we are


Robinson has been shaky


I feel peace in my bones, and literal joy in my chest. I’ll never take this for granted. God, you really came through


Cannot be arsed today


#SWFC vs #SAFC then. W, L or D? Drop your scoreline predictions below too


I waited too late to start dinner


Pretty in real life . Filter or no filter


So the office I work in has a book club & we decided to read ‘How to be an Antiracist’ x Ibram X. Kendi which is cool. THEN they added a link to a black owned bookstore to go pick up the book


I feel like eating some pussy today


I am now in health and safety protocols for Saturday's Big Ten championship game...


let’s see if the bitch lies


if i speak ….


Seeing all the army getting tickets makes me both happy and sad


I'm 1558660 images old.


Need my hamsa piece ASAP


No Lebrons Eva and neva did the yeezy slides


I’m absolutely loving all this space stuff. Blows my mind


Somebody just locked they car like 7 times like damn ain’t nobody going in that mf


-saesangs /stalkers /blacklisted fs attending events,mobbing them at airports,having their hotel rooms & taking the same plane with them. -leaked stuff /schedules -jtbc reporter breaking into building of a f billionaire company they pr0tect their artists so well


The one day I forget my portable charger my headphones wanna die


10 Toes They Want M3 tuh Fold…


Women have really learned to live life with them long ass nails


you gon moan a lil when you smell me


I don’t feel good so Online Shopping it is..


Since everyone’s dishing out takes today, here’s mine: start your shitpost Twitter account fresh, because the unique account ID remains stable even after you change the username


Love it when the people you didnt think you could count on help you in your shittest times


This hour's One Direction lyric is meant for a Capricorn...'She's addicted to feeling of letting go, oh, ohoo, let it go.' I encourage you to spend time with loved ones during your best times.


It’s all just too much to handle. I don’t know what to do anymore


don’t NOTHING move until i sign shit, you might as well be MY side bitch


Rafa match is finally over and it's 5 am here. Thank you, @rolandgarros


Any day I make it to the gym is a productive day….I could’ve been in bed the whole time but let me get to that gym and it’s a gold start for the day


Im indecisive and I wanna work on a fic tonight/tomorrow at some point so heres a vague poll lol Two of these are fics I plan to finish in the next two weeks, and 2 of these aren't gonna be seen for a hot minute. Not telling which is which


Making a “Parents that should be divorced” gc!!!


to protect u ill get out & cock it & u know the barrel of my gun is big enough to spit out a rocket


Call me crazy but I think Poland will beat Argentina


Lowkey kinda like it here because I can tuck in my shirt and wear whatever I want to work without getting a judgy look and teguran from my ym


1000 Followers , until someone decides to unfollow


tek yol front end


Day 3 of no cigarettes


she under his comments tb fav you wanna fuck him don’t you


I get to do a Bitmoji classroom for a teacher I’m excited


Kr / korean bank transfer service available! Just dm me if you have questions or requests.


why am i suddenly crushing on spencer serafica WHY DO I LIKE FUNNY MEN


I just want y’all to know this lady just started crying about some cats on my phone and uhhhh


i love when the post office is busy because that’s like an extra 15 min break


That moment when your body starts to get achy + you can feel a whole-body cold coming on.


Babyshower Bae’s Birthday Mother’s Day Baby C Born Day Father’s Day My Birthday Our Anniversary All in the next 4 months………whew


It’s great having a home gym during times like these


So much shit I’ve blessed certain people with but when the roles was vice verse I always knew they wasn’t gon do shit for me. Welcome to life just gotta say true to self at all times


July... I wait for you anxiously


I hate this awful taste I get in my mouth when I’m sick.


maybe im okay with it


Update: Fever and headache


wayv bestest boys ever


Didnt get a thoma today


Istg I’m a much better footballer than most of this Man U squad wtf


I paused love island to take out the trash, clean the kitchen and mop the floors. Now I’m behind the rest of the timeline


Thinking about that refrigerated coffee table


My guy Mitch gotta run my fade at this point, I woke up an choose violence


Tell ya slide when it’s 5 in da mornin


Gonna miss obs


Sturgeon’s never ending covid rules/ restrictions are simple decoy tactics to keep the focus of her dire domestic record


Outch Wenesday rentre dans mon Top 3 direct


Lul is #fridaynightfunkin anniversary


While others are complaining about the Lockdown...you are seizing the opportunity @Shimza01 #OMSLockdown well done bro


for some reason i never realized osamu and keiji are the same age- keiji feels so much older for some reason but they're both second years in highschool???? cut the cameras


All this oatmeal doin this lil body good


i love but hate my braces


i know i can check adel's page for all my much needed updates


- NFS these are not the days to call and ask anyone for money! inflation, gas rent & everything is up. Call the bank ￼ask them for a personal loan & if they don’t give it to you then rob the bank or rob someone but don’t ask me thank you respectfully!


Need muna siguro ng break sa social media. Bye for now Love you Bean! @kobebryant


Knee Socks


Yo, this headache is UNRAVELING !!!


that’s why every time you see me i got some new shoes.


MY CRUSH OF 3 YEARS IS IN QATAR


Refinanced my car


Tottenham just wan frustrate me ..


Wish I could get one last run of CoD w/ my boys @user @user @user @user @user @user one last shot to make it to the top


Doubt will kill your dreams faster than failure will......


i wonder how i survived when im in elementary and highsch like we went to school literally before 7.30am and now im so lazy to get up from bed even i have class at 8


Holidays, concerts, a new ankle & moving to a new city all to come in the next few months!! Eeeep what a time to be alive


Good mewning #MewSuppasit Feliz miercoles mi bebe


How tf outta space is dark but the sun is out there


Funny thing is I wasn’t exactly shipping Stelena because I found Elena too annoying to begin with but gosh I disliked Delena


The way Nigerians are leaving to the UK is alarming


gol dnv fml


Kante en career all for EPL he never go trophyless.


haven’t used my car since sunday and I just went to run some errands and someONE KEYED MY CAR?? WHO WENT AROUND THE ORANGE PARKING LOT AT SOFI AND KEYED CARS?? SHOW YOURSELF


24 Up I vote for #BTS (@BTS_twt) as the #TheGroup of 2021 at the #PCAs


GOODLUCK SAKIN SA EXAM


Thank you for all the kofis so far!! Unfortunately i have to take a break already bc i forgot to charge my ipad


Do I wanna see #BlackPanther for a third time?


Not a good idea listening to #thearchers before bed, now I’m so flipping angry I just want to strangle Lily & punch Chris


I wonder how the @Arsenal admin feels right now (being a Southampton fan). Having to constantly tweet after our win and be reminded that the team you support just lost must not be super fun! Tough luck Connor.


I love trashy tattoos


Won’t have power till 5 tomorrow and all the cities around me are getting evacuated. Awesome


no nct november


That @user hit different when the pain real


when you go live on Twitch and none of your friends join your stream


It’s my nigga birthday and he ain’t here


Found the book I’ve been wanting


School starts later now and my bd still manages to take my daughter to school 30+ minutes late 99% of the time


Lord am at my lowest again


Making my way downtown, walking fast, trying to avoid a rocket blast


The best thing about my new iPhone is that I have more storage and you know what that means? More medical education apps


Air fryers are junk. Easily the worst appliance I own


I love our front desk person! I can go to her for the chisme, to crack jokes or to talk shit about management lmaoo all just to make time go by faster


redeemed my day with some halal guys


I am northeastern African Asian (race) Arab is my ethnicity


I remember I seen my ex cousin who I ain’t seen in years after I had the twins the nigga said damn you look pregnant I said I just had twins he like yeah you can tell you still big inconsiderate asf niggas don’t know how words make you feel


ok i only had it deleted for 15 hours but all my other social medias r still deleted and i set a time limit for twt for 1 hour a day and my sister set a password for it so i can’t go past it


It's been a while since I've watched movies.... And today i decided to watch "wrath of man" wow guys i wont mind watching it over and over again


Ngaske umntu azigcinele ilighter yakhe so that I don’t have to resort to violence


the wind is fucking insaneee. it literally just blew the roof off of my building


The passage of the three Farm Acts by Parliament has led to a constitutional debate. Does the Union government have the authority to legislate on what are rightfully the rightfully the affairs of the states? Read the Thread


She can really do the Brontosaurus And she can scream a heeby jeeby chorus Until you know what she's really got 'Cause she can do it loud Do it, do it, do it!


Hate when I’m sleep and mufuckas wanna blow my phone up


It’s always "give me a ride" but never "imma ride your dick"


i can’t wait for this bathing suit to come in


I hope everything goes right


wait it’s looking likely i will still get my ateez album within the next 2/3 weeks


rewatching given ep. 9 right after waking up is never a good idea,,,the amOUNT OF TEARS


Ayooo, I miss my truck


All the mf money they been taking from me it’s up


h hair style these days may be the BEST yet … . .. ..


My biological clock is messed up :(


All the bread in this country


Had sex that was so good I couldn't stop screaming


Freeeee trip to Florida Disney for UCA. Don’t mind if I do. Can’t wait to see all my staff friends for a week of cheerleading


Agave Azul in Central Florida has the best Mexican food


if you're grading on a curve, then a large amount of people who achieve the top grade just barely passed the boundary, and a large amount of people who fail just barely fell below the boundary


nap time before gym


2 things that I would make 7 days a week if I could ... egg rolls and tacos


If you want the latest exclusive news, your plug is aunty Tutu @user she doesn't carry negativity and bad energy like the other aunty


Left my girl cause she said I don't need to cheat, she like girls & we can have 3somes. She never wants me to have anything for myself. Just selfish


Hey besties @user did you all have a nice sleep?


My mother now offer me a Crumbs coconut slice when she coulda just be straightforward and tell me leave her place


Ella Fitzgerald morning music


Who's using Sign Art app. I need to meet the community! Say hello here


It may be the romanticist in me, but the moonlight from the new moon under a cloudless starry night gently showered my cocoa skin and it was conjunctly sexy, sultry and seductive. God, I think I just fell in love with the cosmos.


My daughter is so excited to start school in the fall. I know she’s going to do great!


Lemme throw some clothes on & head to this job


Kindly follow back. Twitter fam


Having sex is not gonna mend your broken heart! It’s liquor you gotta drink you some liquor baby


Lol this is interesting like an open book test


on this hot ass day my bus broke down


Don’t worry about what’s tomorrow gonna bring just focus on today


I hate being stuck in what will be the last state to legalize


Keke KEEP A DAMN JOB Palmer


Jersey Mike’s for lunch today


I’ll wait til I get my certification & then I can really be pressed


"I can see your bra straps." OH NO! Now you know that I, an adult woman, wear a bra!


They needa change the name to the Divided States of America


Man United players will come back from the World Cup and win the EPL or unfortunately finish 2nd.. The players have found thier mojo


Why’d I just see a storm trooper roller blading and dancing on an overpass


Boys are not smiling.


I’m back in town. Not that that matters


Thanks @user for motivating me tonight


I apologize for bringing all of this up, but today's a very stressful day, sadly.


im going to be stuck inside for three weeks starting tomorrow night


yea... yall are beat


On reflection & listening back, it is sickening to hear so much talk in the Taoiseach’s address about the new variants being the big issue with transmission & not one syllable of apology or regret for not curbing travel into Ireland to this point.Jesus it’d do your head in


A pair of balls without hair is a pair of balls without personality, keep it bushy bros


The world is filled with frauds; be proud to be you!


I'm getting tired of getting Elon Musk's tweets, RTs and tweets about him


Cramming for book report, 200+ pages natapos in 1 day


The best commentator in the world is wasted on the US


The dining table I want is going up in price


Anthony Ramos’ music is so good


Learning from a man is very attractive


On Skype ! Book your ass worship sessions


If someone tells me to smile one more time, I swear. They should know it’s my damn face


Men disappear for hours, days even... then say "wyd"... No mf.... WHAT WERE YOU DOING??


LA this weekend can’t wait


The virus in Jamaica


I’m looking for a new clan I promise you I won’t let you down


i’m tempted to make a only fans cause i’m at that point in my life


Johnny Depp keeps going back to court


Hubby thinks it's weird to eat ring bologna cold but that's how I grew up eating it... on a cracker with yellow mustard.


I hate waiting mad long after ordering from any other website


10pm-7am shift


My toxic trait is that I keep downloading new games before I’ve finished playing the ones I’ve got


Yeri has the best photocards this era hope I can get my hands on one


Woah it’s been a minute since I been up here


Part of self-care is recognizing and removing people from your life who don’t have your best interest at heart


if st. helena don’t shut them schools down


have an interview for a maternity leave position that legit starts the week after i’m done student teaching


Is pornhub fr down rn???


someone dm me if the patch drops before 9 so i can start the download in class thx


I think I want another Helix


I honestly feel like I just went to bed 10 minutes ago and now it’s back to work


i know miss @user loves me bc she helped me get my life together after my tattoo blood sac popped at hollywood studios


all i do is work & go home.. i need a outside life cause this shit is starting to drive me crazy. lol i mean yea im getting money but damn i wanna have fun sometimes too


Watching last week’s #SnowfallFX and this episode started off crazy immediately


Covid 19 is cake


Cuddling with my dog listening to the rain and thunder is exactly what I needed after the exam I just took


Great first half... 3 decent goals... I still can’t shake off the annoyance of our drop in performance level for the second half


I’ve been in my feels all day. Wtf!


Christ, I’m proper chuffed


this food finna be so good


These TikTok dances making me realize I’m out of shape


And I just wanted you to listen to the lyrics of my heart so that you could know that my heart beat only at the lyrics of your love.


Bruno Fernandes? What a gem


i miss wjsn


I Love That Zell Is Stepping Up And Doing What He Got To For Omari


I’m in such a weird headspace right now


Don’t nothing piss me off faster than a stink public bathroom , do that sh.t at home


posting tommorow y'all! sorry for the long wait i'm just in the middle of my exams


Stream #PermissiontoDance and #BTS_Butter Let's go for 1 & 2 for next week's BB Hot100


Use words and questions that empower. Words that keep you weak: I am stuck I am overwhelmed I am struggling Instead try: I don’t know the next steps I’m not sure what to prioritize I wondering what I should do You’ve got this.


2nd time someone has asked me if im puerto rican


the hoes that flex the most , BE THE BROKEST OF THEM ALL


We really use to be in the parties doing the dab? Ohmygoodness


Met the chillest old couple reminded me off a Cheech and Chong bond down to earth they were trying to give me some doobies for the road


I feel like a boiling bubbling tea cup ready to erupt is this how Aries moon and Aries suns feel.


The only person I miss is my therapist bro


My son been gone a whole week and still don’t want to come home


I miss Jared Spurgeon.


Ya boy hungover and running off of almost no sleep but I just killed this feature in the studio rn


lu needs to calm down


People be full of shit when it comes to mental health.


Finally off, glove waiting at the crib


colin and michaels friendship is honestly my favorite thing


Aih someday i'd like to go to Peshawar in Pakistan. Before or after I go to Taiwan


It’s great they passed the anti lgbt discrimination stuff but it doesn’t mean a lot when we still have “right to work” states where an employer can fire you without explanation for any reason they want


She likes breaking her Barbie dolls legs and heads


Bubba is a fighter and Kiki is too


One site down, three more to create


But if you want to say something have the balls to say it to my face and remember that she is settling with you, be a little less toxic


Make sure you kept safe? Those people know me, Terrifying world we live in RIP Cody


Half of y’all deactivate, say this and that & come back next day


when i get super stressed i usually just pretend things aren’t as bad as they are and eventually deal w it and i’m not sure if that’s a good or bad thing lmao


Damn he got me hooked


2 years of my life stolen cos of this pandemic. I will revisit this tweet next year


The italian national team is a complete mess


i hatee when my mother don’t give me her full undivided attention, it does make me freak out.


lumax fic next


underestimated baguio’s cold weather


My insides are screaming!! I hate the cold I don’t want to leave my house!!!


Prihatin


Can’t wait to see Toby go out sad


4k loss yesterday…. Time to recover that


I feel like this whole day has been a blur, work is so draining now a days. I need to take a shower I’m so stressed.


he wanna be me so badddd


Franklin no quiere coger clase virtual


This is not the apocalypse, or doomsday. Stay positive because we shall overcome


Idk about y’all, but if was still in school I would GLADY take the homework packet over trying to do school online because I’ll be on Facebook and Twitter every few minutes getting distracted


Make adjustments this week


Do you like danganronpa or are you normal?


Cant tell if its manifesting or a trap...so ima just act blind and mind my business


My arm fell asleep, how rude I was trying to sleep


Me: sad Somebody: draws one of my comfort characters. Me:


stop w the momo and heechul breakup rumours


i may just try to C4 zhongli! it's my birth month soon i think i can whale a little! also insane of me to do this because i feel like i've legit used up all my luck winning three 50/50s back to back!


I HAVE TO LEAVE STREAM JUST WHEN CLINGYDUO CONTENT WHYY


Cutting my wedding guest list down from 150 to 50 guests has been kind of relieving.


it’s like , she never wants me to leave


SELENA REALLY IS IN HER BAD B!TCH ERA HUH


I want a £1k cashmeet


I live for finding mom friends . Just found one yesterday our babies are 5 days apart


I just think it's funny that I'm crushing on mutuals not are crushing one me


I wish I could have a new face....


Warm poundcake and ice cream


I'm glad we live in a nice neighborhood with really nice neighbors


Why the fuck do people have the delusion on Kijiji that they can get $600 for the exact item brand new $250 in store? Give your head a shake and try again


"We've stalked you, watched you masturbate from a hacked phone, spread the footage and are using it to taunt you to provoke a reaction and use that as evidence of being a bad person to get more people to taunt you and have done for years" just psychopath things


Somebody ain’t get something… I know it…


How can you believe in me when they don't even believe in themselves... Sit back relax mate, I'll show you how to carry big iron balls


What you know bout not havin a dad to show and teach you how to be a man


I wouldn't wish ulcers on anyone hey, it's 2 am n ziyakhala ngala


To the little lady at the store who help me sneak in and out the fitting room after the manager was being a bitch saying they close at 7 when they really close at 8, God bless you and yours this holiday season


One more night to myself. I’m can’t wait to hop in my bed


Hot Cheetos w/ cream cheese really have become my addiction


Dom needed that one but he might be due for a change of scenery and regular playing time . Looks lost


If I can lose 30lbs by the new year


This hot weather the truth


Been staring at my computer. How do you write a eulogy for your mother?


Thankyou SO much for 15K!! 10$ OnlyFans sale! for the next 50 subs for 5 days only


I'm going to unfollow everyone who are not streaming 1BV. If you are streaming 1BV Rt or else reply with Yes


If only I could meet a boy confident enough to admit he likes Kissy Kissy Goo Goo. I'd go out with him even if he wore a stupid pink hat.


tobi and fa makin me feel lonely now that honeys gone ia to watch mlb


Just another reminder: Healing is a hot ass mess, sometimes.


Guess who just got tickets to the Rams/Packers game in November?


I just want to be a hoe and go upstairs and take some pictures


doin it because they said i couldn’t


If I forget to check on you, you too check on me we are both using phone


My mom has finally been stepping up her game in my life and it’s nice not going to lie


lmao y'all use whatsapp??


Even if you vote opposite from we can still pop bottles


If you're ever travelling with a bus from Park Station don't make the mistake of buying a ticket from @user I had booked a ticket for today which stated that it would depart at 17h00. Guess what? The bus only arrived at the station at 20h00! I'M SO PISSED!


Football season thats you


when we can't say why we absolutely hate this one person because they'll gaslight and manipulate people into thinking we're lying about them and are seen as the top student who is amazing and liked by a lot of people


I did my supervisor a favor by working today & she can’t let me leave early. Reasons why I’m leaving this job


Watched the music video for “jump” by DaBaby and nba young boy while tripping awhile ago and have been obsessed with it since.


they still hv hours left until dream's performance and idk if i'll keep myself awake


I can't with these people disrespecting Gabriella DiMera in her own home.


I am soooooo close to 500


Rape apologists everywhere


“I’ll Reveal You Like A Star” “I’ll Illuminate You Like A Star” “I’ll Light You Up Like A Star” don’t know about the right title but I’M SURE MY EYES WONT BE DRY ON JANUARY 3


My favorite time of the year is coming up.. tax return szn yeeee boi


sometimes I have a hard time when I see tae being funny but serious at the same time because I don't know if I should laugh or... like... what if he's being 100% serious and we all are here laughing, my mind goes


Every time i look at my grandparents' old photos that suzannah song gets stuck in my head


Maybe there wouldn’t be so many flu and virus outbreaks if everyone would just wash their fucking hands and covered their mouth when they sneeze and cough


time to gain my hair confidence back


I been yelling in all my text messages today. But I’m not yelling really, just excited


I wish I was straight


Why did I never watch Gossip Girl growing up?! Thank god I have a show to keep me busy now


Thank you @user and Sr_QueenRaptor for the raids today! Sorry for the awful stream issues I had today. I’ll be back with a much better connection for another fun stream tomorrow.


& I made banana muffins


Actually hope he ****


Getting close to 65k


Here is why we can't pump gas in NJ


I need one of those days with tati where we say we going do 1 thing and end up doing 10 things none of them being the original one thing


I looked so good on Sunday, I forgot to take pictures.


Rapid revenge full team now


United are shit, United are shiiiit


I knew it was gonna be bad when I heard people around me saying they didn't know N.O


I got in trouble at work so maybe I should just quit


Portugal without Cristiano Ronaldo is like Argentina with Messi , yes I said what I said I'm in my house come and beat me


Sing song when Im walking hom, jump up to the top LeBron #BTS (@BTS_twt) as #TheGroup for 2020 at #PCAs.


the chongther tag on ao3 finally got a new fic but its smut ......


post said “it’s always “wyd” never “LMSYD” or “LMRYDTYCIM”


I keep having fuckin dreams of me being pregnant & it’s too real.. is it a sign that I am? It’s sooo risky


$PHUN Green day today, let's go bitches.


If he don’t carry me to the bed when I fall asleep on the couch ion want him


i accepted shit how it is no hard feelings!


Watched some great tv this year, but #ThePact is right up there. Brilliant series with great twist at the end. Highly recommend


So the S21 Ultra I thought I'd cancelled has just shipped. Guess I'm getting a new phone


Realizing your dream home might come sooner than planned


Say hey if you’re still awake


I’m debating on door dashing Dairy Queen but it’s literally 2 blocks from me, they probably would be like this lazy mf


ima be young and turnt


Idk about y’all but life has gotten better around the same time @tacobell brought back the spicy soft potato taco


Finally got me a rams jersey


Good morning besties!!! Have a great day ahead and stay hydrated!! Enhypen loves you so much!! BTW I dreamed of Enhypen


Writing a midterm today. Please wish me luck


g-idle’s first full album being better than blackpink’s


Tic Tok has me dead


I have a few people in my ccs asking about the otheruse necklaces that hyunjin, jeongin and seungmin wore! I messaged the shop and will look into shipping costs etc. I will do an interest check once I know more about the shipping costs


Get the fuck in @user had a poor game but finally


I saw the Whitney Houston Biopic yesterday and I HAD NO IDEA that she was a bisexual queenn!!!! Still thinking about it


It’s funny that I just realized my birthday is in one week


stavangerish is kinda okay…as long as they talk slowly


last wrist moan for the day: you don’t realize how much you lean on your wrists every day until they hurt. hoping to get a physical therapy prescription tomorrow.


Happy birthday @user thanks for all the love and support


Im like cash app girl ...watcha need?


why did my laptop’s touch screen stop working out of nowhere


I fucking hate Real Madrid club de futbol. That is all


These sandwiches we made just HIT omg


Yes I fall asleep after crying, so what??


Sniff sniff you smell like shit


My anime tiddie obsession really dates back to my adolescence


Stop bringing that video on my tl


Time to roll up & watch the game


// serious replies will come either later or tomorrow. im all over the place. i may or may not also be obsessed with ANOTHER villain with slicked back hair. because of a certain someone.


I've noticed the Brexit box lid has slipped and remainer's are spilling out now Boris has been removed


The fact that you can hear me singing through my sobs during Fineline


Why these people keep finding my personal page


If people didn’t try and force football (which isn’t the most important thing in the world) back, maybe the season wouldn’t be cancelled in January


Although we absolutely love the Jokers, we miss @Joe_Gatto


Incredibly single but still making my Valentine’s Day wish list to send to no one


Shoutout to all the HOOCHIES ! Thank you for supporting my shop it means the world to me . I miss y’all !!!


Can someone help me with highlights


Maannn they outchere selling virtual real estate!


Can’t wait to make my 2023 vision board


Due to complaining, the theme is now jerseys.


Bucharest makes me happy


This next one sounds so good and it will also have a video attached to it.


Stop Laughing At My Post B4 I Pay For Yo Nails and Buy You a Wig


#NFTCommmunity #NFT #nftart #NFTs 3space Art platform offers NFT as a subscription service to decorate your living room and office


I ended up jumping back on the COD MW2 Wagon. I thought it was going to be the same old same old but after hearing a lot of good things about it and some new features to how the gameplay actually feels.. I am very impressed! Felt like a new game


Decided to check out Bocchi the Rock -> ended up binge watching 8 eps


im so weird and idc. lol


lowkey miss having a crush like- having the person to look forward to at school and posting on ur story JUST so they can see it like.. its so fun


I remember one interview I did last year. HR officer changed the role from Head of Global X to Head of Nigeria X after the first interview, because I was a one-man team lead. In the second interview they asked how I'd work in a terribly regulated environment.


Guys when you say hi uphi kumntu sogqiba baphendule, what happened next


Always felt Maguire-Bailly was the best partnership at the club. Not that Lindelof ain't good enough but Bailly offers the perfect complement to Maguire's lack of pace unlike Lindelof. Loving this combination


I know you're doing your best right now, and for that I am so so proud of you!


I deadass just had to pay my rent and now I gotta pay it again


I'm losing my woman. I hit the griddy right in front of her and she didn't take her eyes off Beat Bobby Flay.


don’t ever come telling me what a corny bitch said


Wow one stud save


I can’t stand it when people get upset that I can’t see them because I’m busy with school. If you’re mad that I’m prioritizing myself and my career, it’s a you problem.


If I was going to support my cheating husband, I would’ve had my hair done and some lip gloss on at the bare minimum


bought my grandma a Nine West purse


i got reminded of how sad my love life is, someone flirt with me or HOLD MY HAND FOR GOD SAKE, thankyou.


what worries me is whether they'll make an official livestream or not like lemme see their reactions this day is so important


Let shami get fifer please!


Finally ordered my agenda!


i really need to start deleting my following


There's a hope that Man Utd will do something great With in this coming days wait a bit


I could go for a mofonguito right about now


Imagine matching someone on Bumble who had the exact same sky diving instructor as you....on the other side of the world ha


Oya Shake it, Baby Don't Break it


nun lol gonna rewatch the notebook tonight cause thats my fav movie


Honestly I’m tryna throw some ass for my bday


I love seeing the voting stickers on people


Dirty dumb bitch


i have no clue what sapnaps doing but i love watching him do it


I Made Some Mistakes I Cant Change, But I Changed So I Wont Make Da Same Mistakes


Don’t create your own glass ceiling- I promise you, your potential is even bigger than you’re dreaming


This Pere and Cross gist obviously go enter reunion drama


The only time I remember Bros Covid is when I am forced to take a deep thought of the main and only reason I'm sitting home. I pray the vaccine make positive Changes


My avi and header go together so nicely


Happy Ida Hobit day to all Hobbits called Ida. I don’t ask what’s in your pants, or what you do with it and with who. (Well, unless I want to know if you want to do something with it with me…) So maybe, just maybe, we can all shuffle along nicely together. #IDAHOBIT2022


bruh this bitch gives me a shot and tells me to fast for eight hours.... it is four pm i am not waiting until midnight and i would have prepared i don’t eat in the morning... rude. i’m thinking goldfish and hot cheetos


MMAs is cancelled for this year


#armesdeutschland Der Typ ist doch ein Clown.


I’m out here blessing with the clippers


Aight bet, Selena & Tyla done said they “outside” this weekend knowing this my weekend to work..something definitely behind that!


i wanna watch itaewon class but i need a break from kdrama’s since they always make me cry and apparently the show makes a lot of people cry


August don show me shege


can you guys recommend me some not so known artist that ygs like plz


My September tour starts this weekend


Did I see shows in 2.0? Yes. DMs open


I gotta plan a bachelor party. I hate planning party’s


Family nights watching Harry Potter. I’m just….


I know I’m a little late but congrats @FleaYT


Aint gonna lie i been writing in my notes lately coming up with shit


i still can’t decide if i want knotless or faux loxs for the break


being a boy mom = to being bing bonged at 8:00am with a nerf gun.


Gonna cancel the Twitch stream tonight y'all Will be talking with a person about a thing that may or may not make it into a YouTube video And then have a previously unscheduled work obligation I need to handle


whats wrong with my acc?


I can tell I'm stressed because my teeth are sore from clenching them while I'm working


yeah i’m irritated so let me stfu


Goodnight tweethearts


It’s the crab leg tower Cardi had at her baby party. Where do I sign up for one at my kid’s party?


I am uninstalling @Halo infinite. Until they can actually start listening to their community and fixing its litany of problems, gross pricing, AND THE OBLIVIOUS RACISM of today's Juneteenth emblem release, I just can't continue to support it. Even as my favorite game series.


Jumanji really outdid themselves this time. Having us experience their new sequel in real life, instead of watching in theatres. Is next level Brilliance


If your waiting on me to dm you back, it’s after business hours I’ll Resume business tomorrow


Two important things... 1. Be on campus any day I need to. 2. Have a meal card. Studying is convenient when those two conditions are met


no pobs: interpark, apple music, & synnarra in soundwave we trust


Its almost midnight sooo good night


nothing like ordering sushi and seeing your exes best friend's name pop up on your phone to bring the food to your door on election night


Ya ever walk like a baby calf after a work out?


None of my friends smoke


Whether it proves true or not, the lack of sourcing standards at work in the reporting about potential monetization in Doom Eternal astounds me. Somebody posts a pic of an alleged Facebook convo on imgur and it's accepted as the word of God.


Hey there stranger reading my tweet, you're really cute, have a great day


Daily Perfect Hair Achievement: Unlocked


Ppl that don’t make me feel dumb for not knowing something >>>>>


Hi guys, hope you're all doing okay (or the best you can)


Ok I need a good quality pair of waders and wellies noo och shucks storm still ride in #Edinburgh localised flooding drivers and pedestrians #StaySafe swim if you have to


if you wanted to spend time w/ me , love you would


Baby boy just don’t know we cleaning up the house today


Finally build up the motivation to workout and I manage to sprain my back, just what I needed


$SPY o man this is now tempting at 2%


I overbooked myself this week..


Imagine making $50,000 every month


ABOUT TIME Southgate!! C’mon Grealish!


Don’t you just hate when you have to carry a conversation


TBT isn’t a thing anymore cuz of all that work ya got done


Did not know there was a Game of Thrones prequel coming out


Watching Demi's documentary


Beamer Coupe boyz


I think it’s a part of the New York accent to say “ax” instead of “ask.” It’s truly second nature at this point


Is it bad that we already have our @user order in the cart and ready to go for their reopening tomorrow? I’ve missed them so much


I hadn't streamed in about 2 weeks and decided to start my stream out of the blue without letting anyone know. I was so scared everyone would've forgotten me, but everyone was there and I L Y You guys change my life everyday


god why is there only ONE krispy kreme in BC and why did it have to be in the damn boonies where literally no one goes to... except to get krispy kreme


Yo my package really didn’t come in time


When dogs sit and their back legs slide back a little


It’s always why you this why you that ...mf why you not minding yo business


I'm tired, I don't know how I'm going to work and study at the same time, I'm sure I'll have less time to be here and that makes me sad


Say a prayer. Just applied for two jobs I am SO excited about. Let’s end this year on a high


I love love songs.


finally remembered my Twitter password


Bruh. This outside heat sum serious


I’m preparing myself to take on a hardcore cardio session, full well knowing I’m gonna eat the equivalent of 2 meals a few moments after


Some creep just filmed me while I was putting gas. Can women just exist in peace?


Dream land literally


He said he’s gonna cook the pork chops good but he never cooks pork chops good


Biggest disappointment of 2020 wasn't losing my senior year, it was not being old enough to vote


Quote this tweet with a picture of your Hustle.


I’m making arroz con leche tonight


My bb was stubborn once again in the ultrasound. We only got 1 good 3D pic :( he's healthy tho and that's what's most important


"you attract what u fear" OH NO MEETIJG ALL MY FAV CCS


Today goin by so damn slow


TOO COLD but a lil timid


Anyone else find it comedic that @JoeFresh still can’t handle a @jillianharris launch. It’s almost embarrassing at this point


Anytime am suspicious about something I swear am always ryt


hey I'm rlly pissed at this situation with @AMD and @Substance3D its just soo stupid, and the fact that this as been going for so long is just ridiculous. So if one of this companies wants to get up and work on this I will appreciate it thanks


Either way we smoking that chauvin pack tonight


sobbing i just saw a girl my age and her mom shopping for makeup and i almost broke down in the aisle


I’ll never be an “Influencer” cause I just post whatever the fuck. Shout out to all of you who are though. That’s too much work. I’m here for a good time


The only part that I actually burnt is both my feet


I love living in my own little world majority of the time but sometimes I seek out people and don't find a lot of people. Which makes me sad I don't have many friends but then I remember I'm misunderstood by so many which means I'll be lonely anyway so


Got me feeling like the one again


Y’all ru sans ain’t even answering the phone, I might have to go with zaxbys


"There are peoples that have it worse" I know, allow me make I talk my own first


wtm tn


soooooo apparently I've been shadowbanned, awesome


Continue pressing hard and be strong


Don’t be sad go get a tattooooo


Lets gooooooo @Benzema #HalaMadrid


my dad walked into the kitchen while I’m making cookies and said “mabish akl?” this IS akl homie, we on depression meals and as always now bismillah


Bda shahr al birthdays


Guess I’ll watch these boring ass Lakers tonight


I don't care what the Dallas cowboys draft I just wanna win another super bowl I've been waiting since I was 8 I'm now 34


Going broke on creating the life I want


if they bring stroman back, it would be a massive L


she dont like public all her pages b private


If ion get a date to see da lights I’m going up there and unpluggin everything


Tondra said do you get bored because you’re use to dealing with fuckery and he’s normal or are you really uninterested?!??


Before Awakening I want to follow every broski of our sac-fam


ANONG NEW EXO SUB-UNIT?


Ah, the name changes in Return to Mineral Town are throwing me off


Everybody always have a story


y’all ever thought maybe what you think you peeped they actually want you to see?


Quick reminder #Madeinlagos drops tomorrow


I deleted my rant tweets because... well, no one had seen it and that way the product will remain a surprise because I am uploading it without the evil phrase that the algorithm picked up. Thanks Teespring for being useful! Wish I could say the same about every service.


Why is all these niggas outside at the retreat?


When you try to buy a medical mask on amazon.... but they all come from China ...


I almost came out to my sister today. baby steps


i gone be standing by myself at the end & im perfectly fine with that


I hate when my bestfriend doesn’t respond fast enough , what could she possibly be doing


tell me that you mines & only mines don’t make me ask you twiceeeeeee


I know that no one can hurt you you are strong enough


Nah I really LOVEEEEEEEE fried chicken


Las nubes son amor


To see my dude in his truck in his element is such a turn on


The big dawg Leroy is finally coming on


my dad needs to stfu with his opinions juiceyo


I am so happy to have my new toy, a laser measurement device! Hello modeling everything.


Just dropping by to say, still alive and still sober! I’ve been busy trying to keep my head above water financially, trying to make life improvements, and just getting used to life in quarantine. Hope y’all are well


What if that person you’re speaking to now you’re supposed to be their karma ever thought of that


my mom stresses me .. someone pass the blunt


Really hard to pick a single favorite artist these days but @OfTheTrees is absolutely in the discussion


Twitter friends. Quick question. Who are entrepreneurs you respect or interest you and you would love to hear speak at an event? Answers below to help me with a bit of market research gang


Give me 3 notis or let yo grandma die


Sitting here looking out my window thinking what the fuck


Unknown T might be top 2


Got some insane person shit planned for streams next week, if you know whats coming out, you might be able to guess


my hair is starting to look rough but I’m really tryna hold out and let it grow


Apparently the weight lifter x amazon dynamic made it to /fit/, and inspires manlets worldwide to find their own amazon gf. Shit is pretty cash


I coughed twice at work today and they sent me home until further notice


If you haven’t today, make sure you drink some water!


fuck wit a finesser baby


told my bosses that the new girl wanted to pick up my shift tomorrow so i asked if i could take the day off and they really said “oh good we can use you at the other store at 7am”


This loading gameplay wasn't what i was expecting


Sex is just so fucking nasty, if you think about it. So don’t think. Just make it nasty.


Que no me acordaba que Drew de The Night Shift es Jared Booth


I don’t care how many episodes pass by, there’s not one time I watch Euphoria and see Lexi without thinking of her in her Bob Ross costume


My child is well taken care of, that’s my biggest flex.


Finna just start saying my damn name Mike cause


I get tired of my nail color/design so quickly


I just want to ball with my niggas where it’s sunny


Just finished watching #TrueStoryNetflix and holy fuck!


Loving #TheCircle as much as the celeb one now


Change it, it ain’t working or shall we do the customary let the 1st goal in


#ultrasafe is for the people


Im rlly excited to re open Saturday! Need to sort my business cards, sort my transfer paper and order more vinyl


Who called Cass


Khloe be innocently dead ass serious and that’s why it’s hilarious


Still buzzing about that Villa win!


Someone talk to me... I want new friends


The Savior can't be saved, my friends.


What's my idea of a good time? Sitting with my buds, a fire, sipping expensive hooch, smoking cigars, talking War, brainstorming ways to fuck 'em up and equalize shit. I've absorbed every CSI, Bones etc. I've forgotten more ways to kill a man than whole armies will learn.


Sadly, your problems may not be your fault, but they're still your responsibility


Skylar took me to rehearsal today and uh. Wow


now why the hell do i want to watch hereditary again


i see all these people getting married and having the time of their lives, laughing and dancing.. that’s all i wanted.. but now i’m over it..


Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you. #ALDUBatADNFelicity


He real af


I’m feeling freaky for some reason


ok pessies have been waiting for long to get a glimpse of that other world!! lets gib them a peek. but obviously it wont be easy, they will need to find the key.


2020 is dragging


Quickest way to piss me off, sell me some air-packitty .


This is my solo mission


the urge to make a handmade gift instead of just buying one...........mmmm maybe i will


£7.95 for all you can eat Chinese buffet in China town??? Ok then


I deserve every bad thing that's ever happened to me. Every. Single. Moment.


Just got called a great salesman at work. Refer to me as the wolf now


for the first time aku kena ghosting buyer


I saw this video on tik tok where a white woman said that the reason some white ppl are “afraid” of black ppl is because they hear violence in our neighborhoods. The black woman responded with “we never burned your towns, lynched raped or murdered your families” and


Anytime I leave HoneyBee out while I take a short trip to the store, she takes ALL of the cushions off the couch. Doesn’t chew on them or lay on them, but always puts them on the floor and it drives me crazy


I wanna know why there's so many wedgie boys in Ohio and Philly. I can understand NYC and California, but the others ? Doesn't help I'm between the two.


Two big assignments due next week and I’m coming down with something thx body, real cool beans.


Which is more important getting or letting go?!


Holy shit I get married to the love of my life and absolute best friend in the whole entire universe NEXT WEEKEND


did you guys see those fuckin leak bros vinyls!?


It’s nothing to do but eat & online shop


my mom leaves for two days and all of a sudden life feels good .


not a guy at ulta asking me for advice on what eyelashes to get his gf


Umm who THE FUCK let mother nature take the thunderstorm away from so cal?


Just had a huge melt down panicking I missed @granddesigns ffs it’s only tue


Really confused why I was so high without smoking and then I remembered I ate an edible


I'd rather being silent than thinking u r matters


Alright, like to be added to my circle.


Married men liking my story just doesn’t sit right with me


#Security #News #Putin lost #Africa and #Europe. There is no #Russia anymore - just a #gang of #thieves. Good luck.


Kareem a hater we been known this


I want some ice cream! Why the hell baskin robins jus up and leave like that!


namjoon the type to rub your back when hugging you


My head is killing me let ms try sleep


Damn I was just in a bad ass car accident


Rage Against the Machine em dezembro?


Last day of work tmm for the week


Howls moving castle is & always has been the most beautiful movie created, Im so in love w it


I love my job but it pays so much and I’m scared of getting stuck working there for years without an end in sight. Most days I get so much anxiety going into work and it stresses me out. Idk if that makes sense but it scares me


I’ll be back to repping Maguire soon just not after today


When you try to take a shortcut but get stuck by the train


I’m officially leaving sprint


Lol I’m so embarrassed my car wasn’t cleaned


I swear I didn't expect to be immediately drunk after 1 episode in hopes Marcus wouldn't be showing up a lot - and by the end of episode 1 I was already slurring


Question for Twitter moms, do y’all get your kid ready before or after you get yourself ready?


Growers dm me


finally in tha last month of tha year


Worried I hurt people’s feelings and that people are gonna think I’m a jerk


I think I want to become a NICU nurse. I love babies so much


Okay, no more fvcking around! Tomorrow I go back on my really strict, but amazingly effective diet. Gah!


Queen Tings *twerks* She my queen


10/15 Friends Frm Da Trenches Pop Up Shop


1 like and i’ll get mr & mrs crabs tonight


Here and there ill go in my drafts and finally tweet the shit


Bring the MLB ASG to Seattle


Biko I am looking for a very light skinned lady to be my model tomorrow


learning to play instruments as a a lefty is so confusing


Ain’t a such thing as broke and handsome


Okay unprivated now haii expecting no more private qrts please


Ooouu fried okra sound so good rn


I wish you could order from two different places on uber eats at once


Only God understands what's been happening to me these past few months. Life has thrown all sorts at me.. Still my Faith and Trust in God remains unshakeable. Let thy will be done in my life.. Oh Lord. Amen.


i fucking HATE the SNKRS APP


Stay platinum


Just wanna tell her about my day and I can’t


Say Like my Boy EJ Said Man It’s Only Going Up


Damn, it's been one whole year since I left my soul-sucking job


True self analysis is the greatest art of progress. #


why is law subject 4 hours


I now have access to @user Ready to bring the talk of Collegiate esports to Twitter and everyone interested. What college coach do I reach out to join me?


Guess I’m gonna go to the store soon and get a bunch or lemons and tumeric so I can start this detox process.


Receiving compliments is the best thing


I'm working on the next ship sketch. Who do you think it will be this time?


Deep throat with hay-fever just hits different, it crosses into breath play, and I won't lie... I like it


Cause bitches be watching


Smoking that woodward pack


i just realize....the ost when ur in mondstadt is all made of wind instruments (i think). that is so fucking smart. i love it so much. the visuals in the game, the music, just everything. it feels like im rlly in their world, so free


How is it that the creators of Hershey’s somehow managed to ruin chocolate?…


Oh is diluc skin out today too


All talk no action people stay far from me


I haven't forgot about Harvick vs Elliot. Harvick has a memory of an elephant and wait for the best time to mess with someone, it'd be wild if Harvick keeps Elliot out of the Round of 8


Why tf Sza concert tickets so expensive even for the nose bleeds


i experience ONE inconvenience and i make at least 3 playlist to cope w it


how tf am I so picky but still pick the wrong ones to take serious


So @easyJet have decided not to refund my flights that were cancelled what the hell ??


.@SkubaBaby & @user “Whole Lotta Choppas” is #88 this week on Billboard Hot 100.


The Nintendo Switch is just like me fr fr. It’s never truly “off” and always good to go


Imma start my own guild no one is allowed to join but me & name it something like the cool kid club featuring Uncle Joe


hello i am currently locked in school bc of a tornado


they hated miley cyrus in 2013 they hated lady gaga in 2014 they hated taylor swift in 2015 they hated beyoncé in 2016 they hated katy perry in 2017 they hated ariana grande in 2018 they hated nicki minaj in 2019 they hated atzfrms in 2020 they hate successful people.


Wow I’m bored


Whenever my skin is blemish free HERE COME MY PERIOD VIOLATING MY SKIN


Listen I don’t like no half ass friendship


Da Police Dey A Come And Kick Yo Door Put Sum Dough up


checking goals & destinations off our bucket list all 2023


boys abyss


Finally #FreeBritney


Was just told I look like the older brother from big hero 6


noah accidentally threw away my leftovers and im literally about to cry


HOPE IS BEING ABLE TO SEE THAT THERE IS LIGHT DESPITE ALL OF THE DARKNESS


Shared my workout plan and meal plan with my cousin and tell me why this bitch is loosing weight and I’m getting fat


when is alcoholics day?


This year has taught me a lot of patience.


Halfway thru my work week & I love that for me


divergent insurgent or allegiant? sound off below!


don't let them fuck you, don't let them try


who wants to sponsor me $10 so i can buy this nmixx album


Life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got.


Movies in the rain alone


following da shade room got me readin stories about bitches doin coke pregnant, wth goin on


Like summer said, why the hell is you ringing my line?


I want yo soul, I want yo intellect


That’s tough x Sauce Walka


Being a bigger fella people expect you to wanna lift heavy shit


my double chin deadly


I’m bout to drink and smoke one for Takeoff. Really feel like I lost a cool ass cousin lol


How the fuck do you mess up a toasted butter roll? I almost threw up.


Cause who even made that tuna spread a flavour wtf


i sleep 4-5 hours at night and take a 2-3 hour nap during the day, how do I fix this


can’t wait to be that boyfriend who takes film pictures of the person I’m dating


Incredibly awkward timing for me to have "Instant Crush" on repeat in my brain the last few days.


when it’s a situationship but ur also delusional


Reading that just made me feel weird af


Thibs already shaking


If two girls are having an argument I’m just gonna agree with the girl that has a fatter ass. Ya opinion don’t matter pancake


Looking at wedding pictures has me regretting cutting all my hair off


This man got me using voice messenger like I can’t type no more


taking a plan B just to feel something


Really wish there was a way to clean up my Spotify.


i will crack my head open, why tf does it hurt


. I Wanna Order Me A Tiffany And Co Set


Dad bought me beerz


I took off my piece That lil bitch a freak she say she Love it on


Donlex x Elle


Gotta love Dodgers being booed at NL West parks


hi i want quackity merch so bad


Are you afraid of being the victim of a hate crime after today or are you a straight white male


You know you live in Waikanae when the dentist tells you you'll be the youngest person he sees all day.


4 hrs ugh I need to get back to sleep


Wanna see you smile change your life around


GameStop 220 a share??


It feels good to be alive today!


Send $222


Currently have £10k worth of mods in my basket..and thats just basic mods


Custom warzone games this Saturday at 12 midnight BST. 7pm EST. Will be trios. . Hosted by @user on twitch. Dm me if you are interested and make are dream trio


wait. you guys have to get drunk to blackout?


I got a chair rammed into my calf I am in pain


Working out how much extra I'm going to lose a year due to the latest Tory tax stupidity


Please always use a deodorant, there are even cheap ones please


Sam Vaknin discovered himself


Sunday it’s lit can’t wait to be around all my ppl


Whose in San Diego looking to get sucked


Café couture fechou.


i almost slapped a bitch que se estaba burlando de britney spears


Feeling so lost this coming semester, should I shift courses? But I don't have the privilege to do so


is yoimiya at 7 im going to be late


So, I'm binge watching Lucifer and I'm on s2e6 where Maze took Trixie trick or treating and just saw where Maze showed her 'demon face' to Trixie and you could tell she expected her to be scared, but the look of relief on her face when she wasn't was so sweet.


From that lady in Chicago killing her 5 yr old stabbing her to death ... to that man in Austin killing that 3 yr old to


So Justin Bieber canceled his concert


I been so heavy lately when sister girl visit me. I been going str8 through my shit like wtf


Drake lied , the club ain’t goin up on this Tuesday


All My Packages Are Here


Fuck it I’m dyeing my hair indigo


Joe boy songs hits diffrent


its me working 12 hrs tmr. at 2 different locations


In demand ang sa data request ang projection ah


wait lol now i wanna go on a xiaojun posting spree


shit... i cant love my life


Planning 2023 vacations


I canceled my meeting w my financial advisor, cause baby you ain’t finna curse me out. I been spending like I’m a drug dealer.


Got a fit in tryna get off


We’re looking for a new house almost time to move


Damn, TakeOff’s IG story from last night is still up


Its not even march yet and my allergies already flaring up


Planning mode


I’m at grandmas, we’re watching Contagion


i think a senior dating a sophomore is weird bc like what college student in their right mind is going to date a high schooler for at least 2 years


recorded a voice reveal 6 times and deleted bc it keeps sounding weird


I don't like my life rn


So i guess everybody can’t stop staring at my eye


anyone else thinks that hongjoong should marry me


I miss happy hours at boat house


people who drive ricers must be protected at all costs.


im full at a 2:32 am


I feel so alone in this big ass world


My kid took my keys this morning and I’ve been looking for this since 9 am and CANNOT FIND THEM


Just made my first two collection offers on @user one for each @user collection


It's been a year since the last time I was at a rave


It’s time to feel bad about myself and dwell in my misery


Someone wants said “ can we talk “ but different when you drunk


Oh and that is a whole new pupkoo but never his replacement


where's corbyn? i miss him


Cant wait for sleepless nights again, watching armys livestreams


Can’t believe in 2 months I’ll be done with my MBA. What am I going to do with all the extra time?!


Writing a thesis on social justice in public/global health is actually just screaming into the void at this point


So hyped btw for what’s coming, I’m not saying anything from now


Des beat my mf’n ass in the gym today


Dave-purple heart. Nipsey Hussle -4 in the morning


I spiralled zucchini and then made vegan cheese sauce and added a bit of bacon and BAM I had creamy cheesy zoodle bacon Mac and cheese


safa is a professional gaslighter i am actually screaming


Ok I'm taking some time to post my schedule because I have to postpone some things due to being sick. Sorry everyone!


Jay Park did cultural appropriation so many time and literally said kpop and South Korea was gay why are armys mass following this mf


Now, it's batting time of Mota bhai. N i damn trust his experience.


Celtics fans gonna have the wild excuses when Warriors win the


Modo noturno pra Whatsapp


mots: the journey #1 su iTunes Italia


My man teaching me how to triple flip money.


I regret not ordering map of the soul one merch and now it’s all sold out


You could hear that pain in the qauvo voice man that broke my heart fr


I even have some film to develop aswell


#BroDaddy is just cringe to watch with most of the jokes falling flat and you won't feel a thing for the characters


My brows look sooooooo good


Penmar was so clooseee


Joanna Kuchta is the only egirl in my eyes


Ughh the girl I don’t like is still here at work


Not my mama telling me that my mouth still swollen


Im not committing until the right one can come around and shut my program down


oh to have some bamboo


I cleaned out my entire email inbox. Setting myself up for success


i think it’s time i bought a


Just dusted out my PC for the first time in awhile and my god it could’ve been its last few moments. Clouds of dust comin out that piece


got no energy to cook so i’m eating my sister’s bday cake for dinner


Town Hall session with the company’s CEO later. Uhm, yeah, cool but I wonder how can Zoom will accomodate us all? Also, may pa-lafang din ‘ba?


It’s giving groupie vibes


Well, I just realized that I’m just the “flavor of the month” to him Glad I ditched that walking red flag


Made a whiskey sour y'all enjoy your evening... you've drove me to drink


Vaccine developed using 10 years of cutting-edge research: idk bro it feels like it was developed too soon. Cryptocurrency literally developed as a joke in 2 hours: aLL iN oN sAvInGs, tO tHe mOoN


#safc he’s got to go, he’s got to go!


boo bear


Think of setbacks as filters: each problem reduces the number of people eligible to attain the ultimate prize #mhomhothoughts


bro everytime i go pirate studio i always meet sum interesting characters


I Miss What I Lost & Love What I Found, I Hope Y’all Love My Story & My Sound..


One thing about an aint shit nigga, he gone fake a fall out before your birthday and holidays


Me only taking 2 hits off of my disposable vape: WHY AM I SO DIZZY Me remembering I’ve only had cold brew today : oh ya..


Dear male streamers concerned they might be losing viewers to sexy women on Twitch, it’s time for you to get in the fucking hot tub and don’t make me ask again. It’s the only way


90 degrees in Virginia feels way worse than 100+ in Vegas


shoutout @user for being one the most real people i know. no bullshit with him.


WHO'S BLASTING ENANITOS ON MY BLOCK


in my native history class and sacheen littlefeather got brought up and like two people immediately started talking insane amounts of shit…..


i got headache now, in morning


Real is better than perfect


Are there ANY Republicans that aren't just absolute f*cking garbage human beings?


I wana go up a cup


only other people we should be talking about is big time rush


I need new friends who know and love baseball. Too much


lol i really do hope that this man figures out that he’s stuck with me for life. cos, What the Backyardigans say? YOU WIT A PSYCO BITCH.


Away Team Or Over 2.5


So no one made it into the Hall this year…seems intentional


omg im in a zoom meeting for college next year and ppl are so dumb please like someone is gonna say something and like 2 minutes later one of the kid is gonna ask the exact same thing


When dudes express their feelings to y’all, y’all be tryna clown them but I love that


Some things need to be prayed about, not posted about.


Netflix > Man United match today.


Shohei Ohtani didn’t deserve to make the all star game as a pitcher


Could’ve done with Alonso’s free kicks tonight & Rudiger’s pace/authority at the back


I try not to speak on people’s parenting (or lack there of) but I’ll light a parent up in my head!


I love Publix subs but the workers be so heavy handed with the toppings


I need to find some peace in my life Fr


I suffer from word vomiting


Just curious, what exactly was Joe’s plan to “shut down the virus?” How many idiots out there bought into his blaming of Trump for the spread, and believed that he would be the savior?


Lmao why is vulva tending


I don’t think I’ve changed at all in maturity since I was 12. The Xmas gifts I was most excited by this year were Hades and the Ori Collection (courtesy of @user and the original Luigi’s Mansion from my wife. Vidjagaems!!!


I hate when you going to vote and all the ppl outside wanna talk your head off and pass you hella flyers like if you don’t get tf out my face


The Tarik news is awful. Really hoping the best for him!


So all my fellow Truck Drivers coming out to California from New York and Jersey to pick up produce Your gonna self quarantine right


Now that I want to buy lotería cards I can’t find any


My dreams lately have been so whack good lawddd


I'm officially obsessed with MelFest


sesame bagels >>>


I friend-zoned a guy coz he didn’t ask me if I was hungry at any point during the 3 hours we hung out


I miss taking trains to san diego for a lil weekend


It’s taco Tuesday and I’m lowkey mad cuz I can’t eat like I want to … makes me not even want to cook


“Jadakiss laugh”


Today I sat on soaking wet mulch, after finding the 12 y/o who ran from his foster home. “There’s nothing you can do that’s going to make me care about you less.” Is all I could say to him. “I will always look for you.” These kids just want to be loved. Man, my heart


Ooooooo WHO is in trouble


“That is why your wife left you”


I’ve got a bit of a tan atm and I’m living for it, I look 50x healthier


win streak cutie


Not feeling well and I made a big mistake asking google, it just made my worries worst. I always tell people to stay away from google whenever they are sick but see me now. My fear don increase from zero to 100 bcuz of google


I need to find some new food spots on the westside


God must just take away my laziness cause I’m actually lowkey smart


BTS haters ab army se panga mat lena


Would Lia Thomas having sex with Rachel Levine be considered as some type of transaction?


I’m ready to meet ya but keep baking lil baby


Adi not out ra lucha @IPL


Did anyone else know that Trader Joe's will give you a full refund on anything you buy that you don't like? I didn't until just now. No receipt, fine. Just bring the item back.


Fatal Love


I always have hella shit to do. it doesn’t stop. I’m busy unless I make a choice to not be busy and I don’t even have time to do that but I be doin that anyways and then I get mad at myself.


Cmere baby let me teach you my oral tradition


2020 : Stay away from positive people


mind ya bidness that ain’t my bih, u just seen me w her


Should I stream Warzone


Lol @ the people with a Benz that has their temporary license from 2020


whatre the chances silverash nendo finished ver gets announced on next wonfest


Pasenme nudes


I just made “Rasta pasta” for the first time, very simple and let’s just same I out did myself AGAIN


It may seem like things r back to 'normal' in the aftermath of the vigil. So many Londonters showing up in care & compassion will ensure that things will not be the same. This is good. We want things to be better. For Muslims. For all. Their lives will not have been in vain.


I can’t believe I hit 50 followers!!! Y’all are the best thank you so much


A coworker gave me $40 today and said “lunch on me”


the gerard pic from today


SEPTEMBER 16 CRASH 4 DEMO!!!!!


Cooking tilapia & spaghetti tonight


Ah wetin tha comedian do!


I’m done telling the truth on my resume


I’m going to teach myself how to use Blender! It reminds me so much of AutoCAD programs when I was an engineer. I could use a new hobby and it’ll help with my visuals


Morning everyone. Here's to a better day than yesterday


2-0... Real Madrid & PSG could end up in the Europa League by the next game week


People change, Circumstances change but God always remains the same


what used to be "I don't like football, I like Atleti" in the past few days became 'I don't like Atleti/football, I only like my players"


To have me, fumble me, and keep bothering me is crazyyyy!!!


In Every Situation..... GOD IS THE GREATEST


I really wanna lie down outside but I don’t want my clothes to get dirty


How do you ask a mf with depression that you’d like your underwear and shirt back because it’s been 3 months without making him feel bad or worsening his mental state?


This whole thing about to be cancelled


Nobody wanted to lockdown , a lot of mfs didn’t want to quarantine, out at dinner, clubs, movies while having COVID …. So if they try and lock us down again don’t be mad


/ two page essay draft due tomorrow (i have one sentence.) (i also got to pick my own topic but i'm bored with it now) (my teacher hates me too)


i’m a barista, i wanna know what drinks y’all think heartstopper characters would order. lmk


This nigga really think he about to wyd me all night Yeap slide the snap to the side and keep going


I had gave you all my love & ain’t get none in return, I kept dancing wit da devil can’t be mad I got burned


So @robcesternino and @user finally read my pitch during the mailbag in the latest episode!! But then got completely side tracked and started talking about the difference between Harrison Ford and Clint Eastwood....


Back to work after one week leave!


uhhh i keep getting dm notifs on my lock screen but then no new dms are showing up on twt...? if you’ve dmed me in the past ~30 mins and i haven’t replied, maybe tweet @ me or text me


Most def too late to call them


Ireland even lost in the playoffs for the Eurovision


20 minutes on hold & still no financial aid package


sorry but I'm not the biggest fan of kasumi's voice


Bella still remembers


Breakfast burrito good & fat af


Happy pancake day! Hope your all enjoying it.


FUCK ANOTHER BX BUSINESS IMA MIND MY OWN


Wondered why coco pops tasted 10x better in Aus. Looked at the packet and twice the sugar in them


I like how current gen always when poles but fort always pulls more people


Hahhhahhhhhhh


if i take my algebra test rn without doing the hw first hes gonna know i cheated


Jayda be trending in Georgia everyday


Someone really hacked my bank account and put my shit in the negatives and now they’re making me pay it back


Finally got some new flat irons


Kingmaker is on TV right now. Sorry but putangina I’m cringing HARD! Fake ass bitch ni Imelda


Super Cooper when asked if he’s pleased personally to have got thru to the play off final “it’s not about me. Its about all of us”. Such refreshing leadership and the reason #nffc went from 24th to 4th to the play off final to……?..!


You don’t know your real patience level until you have to fix a flat tire


I don’t have no family to have a good thanksgiving this year


Sonnnnnn I just seen like 20 cop cars. For one person


stop liking my rts and like my actual tweets


I actually want UCLA to get a black Head coach


Soulmate is an overused term, but a true soul connection is very rare, and very real. Just keep them safe and secured


Swear on everything I pray to That I won't break your heart.


so guys can change their insta bios to “zoom ‘20” but can’t post a recent pic of themselves from the last 4 years


I hate seeing my son sick. It hurts my heart


d’splay rapping is just divine


Covardia dms kk


I’ve listened to After Hours everyday since the album dropped


i don’t think anyone understands how much i love clique art. when i say you guys are talented i mean it bc oh my GOD.


my drunk brother is ranting about kirk cousins


so ready for taco night with fun dmc


Moesha, i hear say you're being charitable, if you're seeing this, abeg, idey want your range then the house. Thank you


If you have shitty audio in an ad talking about audio things, I immediately don’t trust you


I first thought to escape from my self And leave it for death. But now I can see the world from different eyes


Let’s hope Ascoli and Empoli can bag 1 more and Mallorca vs Real Madrid give us a goal fest


I’m already tired and bored of doing hw


God I wish I could be at my caravan rn


Cuiden mucho


Lady Gaga didn't have to go that hard on Is That Alright


Forty percent of US babies are being born to unmarried mothers!


a long ass nap sounds about good rn


$LCID the downside starting..of ev's


one time i burned my wrist reaching into my air fryer. then i tried again with my other hand and burned that wrist too


Its been 2 years ago, and now 5 am i miss you tc of yourself


So many GREAT things that go along with living in the country!!! No.1...I live on a golf course and have my own cart! I can get in 18 and never see a soul!!! No.2...I can take my kid fishing and never see a soul! #shot72 #caughtoneTHISbig


One thing I realize about people with money money…. They cheap af


Me: “I’m thinking of momentarily changing my hair color, just for the fuck of it. Blonde or Pink?” Hubs: “Pink. Hands down.” That was the correct answer.


Today’s COVID-19 struggles: why must the @Telstra hold music be the MOST ear splitting acoustic whale songs known to man? Surely cruel and unusual punishment


i be fuckin shit up in my instant pot! be having me feel like i’m gordon ramsey in this bitch


The friends who check up on you are the real ones


I lost a couple of pounds! Woo Hoo I celebrated by having pizza for lunch.


I don’t wanna wake up, if you ain’t layin’ next to me


I’ve been hype about making a black bean omelette for dinner all day. Like “I can’t wait to go to the grocery store” describes my intrusive thoughts today. How old am I, and why is the answer 85


convinced myself that I didn’t need kneepads until I busted my knee & elbow today


Floribama Shore is coming back


I got 7 days left


My son in the gym calling out kids


I wanna bake this weeeeeeeek


Make sure to take care of yourself! Haetnim from Red Velvet cares about you!


Finally! Off ko today and bukas


Someone from LA posted a pic at the beach & for the first time I am like...I could move back to Cali sooner than later


Leer con Above & Beyond


I can’t wait to do HH with my bookie


Let me go grab an iced coffee


Can we talk about how good of an album diddy “Press Play” was? Cuz everyone on the album understood the assignment


dunkin' donuts plain bagel toasted with cream cheese on the side....


I deserve a martini. Or 5


Ara is bumping GHOST! she trying to get me on my feels


red flag ka self


I’m ready to be a successful business woman


we often find ourselves attracted to celebrities without knowing their actual real personalities at all, what you see is what you don't get


Just logged on x box


on to bigger & better things in my life! I’m excited


When things ain't falling in place as planned there's no body you won't seek remedy from. Humans and their impatience to understand time and seasons, wrong decisions making and youthful exuberant in wishful thoughts its a self destruction we fail to surmount.


yoonmin married


my entire tl has become proana and uh,, im not pro however im not complaining


don’t post nobody that ain’t posting you


they dont think of you as much you think of em trust me


Send your man nudes stop being boring


I've never been a sexy bunny for Halloween. Need to get that out of my system


Myles Turner (illness) listed questionable Malcolm Brogdon (concussion) listed questionable


as much as i like being tall i should not be taller than my moms mfing car


Nothing sounds worse than me trying to sing Love all over me by Monica Lolol


First Brian wouldn’t let me have an onlyfans, now his friends won’t. I can’t believe this.


Finna schedule us to get a pedicure


I mean, they could have just made Germany the "Home" team on the fixture list considering it's being played in Munich


Kali Uchis , Miley Cyrus & Jhené are the only things getting me through this quarantine


Ramos 100th goal for Real Madrid


It’s just a lonely bitch kinda day


Pls remember my answer is u.


Jgh and had so much fun a big thanks to my babe


African American is biracial , triracial. African + Native American + colonizer


really gotta match my fly to even get the time of day.


I am completely in love with @MorganWallen music!!


Kane look so fuckin gooood


i changed my mind. umma 420 and start rewriting / researching for this pilot.


Foreplay- Sheensa


I love a funny man, make me laugh daddy


I love my rabbit but I hate cleaning her area


I'm looking for a solid editor who edits for free, let me know in dm


if Milani doesnt come on her own from now until Monday im getting induced Tuesday


okay so im officially back on my greys anatomy wave


I feel like I can never change my username on here cuz it's comfy n I'm just so used to it and when I read my notifs my mind reads out my username w it too and I don't WANT to change it or anything but yeah I'm attached to it now like my ultravioletmorning


There’s VC’s and there are Twitter venture capitalists… and only a Twitter VC will tell you they are too busy even though they spend hours a week on Twitter spaces jerking off to idiots


Rib lamb chops , yellow rice and cheese broccoli for dinner


Darn it. Should've bought an extra return flight for Monday last weekend. It still would have ended up cheaper having 2 return flights than rescheduling mine today. Prices please go down one more time


Why gas $2.67 at Sheetz new bern ave


I’m already looking a fool


Always khow the difference between, enjoying your youth and destroying your future


Random twitch payment I wasn’t expecting at all.. needed that for the day


Hobby Lobby advertising on Food Network, they gayest channel on TV


kinda luluphobic how they only added the free! eds so close to spotify wrapped


Alexis should have skipped the questions asking about Akbar’ Masika and Teairra Marie, now when Akbar reacts she’s wrong


These magazine and media outlets been CLOWNING with their little hip-hop/rap lists


Forget about the pirate stuff for one minute. If you have your own children that you get to see every day. Cherish every moment with them. Get excited when they tell you things. Because if you're in a position like me. It can be so hard sometimes when you can't just hold them!


50 million down the drain, Tony Martial scores again!


My new layout is pretty dope


Stress is causing me to fit into jeans I couldn’t fit before. I don’t know if I love that or hate that for me.


Shit hit so different rn


feliz cumple @user enjoy!


thoma seems neat i guess i’ll settle for him


Any Bristol lads wanna stroke late tonight?


27 and still figuring things out. fck what 'influencer' said. the key is not giving up and be better


I really gotta shop cus I can’t fit into any of my pants


i rlly boss myself up but its nice to have a dude to help tho


The illusion is starting to shatter


Hello Desember !!! Please be nice month, please give our 7 boys happy pill


Kids are so nasty bro. This baby just dug in her nose and started playing with her boogers like


you make me wanna come thru , quarter past 2 , just to put it down on you


i want more win as a filo polls/threads


Nervous... job interview tomorrow


Everybody generational now. I’m sick


I can’t stop listening to “stuck with u” someone help me


it's youngk month


2022 is already looking bright !


Rolling on my bed then staring at my phone that nothing even happens..then close my eyes..then open my cellphone again..just like that how wonderful my day is


There’s nothing better than a clean house w a candle burning


He's not just an entertainer. Gets? He's an ARTIST with an Artistic Mindset.


I’m bout to make fried salmon


Riz Ahmed talking about a year of dicks


If yo loyalty don’t match mine it ain’t shit wit u.


Should start today by listening to jump


Bad bitches can parallel park


not me buying swimsuits like I’m gonna be swimming at all this summer


decembbeerrr


Ok so watching Joker for the first time and tbh as a hairdresser I have to say it made me cringe really bad when he dyed his almost black hair green without even pre lightening it and it came out pretty bright. That wouldn't work


Okay I like Brussels sprouts.


i be on the tl screaming gf hours but then i’ll see joon n the het in me jumps out


sandesh jhingan leaving kbfc


Luers World Culture Club returns this Friday!!! Join us for our first meeting of the year in Mr. Elliott's room immediately after school. Our senior leaders will share plans for the upcoming year. Don't miss it


WE COULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD TOGETHer WE COULD HAVE LIVED THIS DANCE FOERVERR BUT NOW WHOS GONNA DANCE WITH ME?


well i know my life’s not half bad right now cause i got mf car problems


If you want to fuck with me show me by buying me candle supplies, jars, and butters everything else irrelevant


It be grown adults. . . SCARED


I absolutely love to observe..........


when i got broken up w/ sis made a spotify playlist called “imma bad bi*ch not a sad bi*ch.” sis was right. sis is me


I need my significant other to match my crazy side. It’s called balance


The thought of me having to work tomorrow is soo ghetto


I can’t deal with peoples shit today


If I lived in America I'd probably shop @Walmart I shop @asda in the UK so I'd be happy to


Is building a link tree alternative difficult? From my current scope of JS knowledge, I can think of a solution... Make the user enter their profile link and and name of the respective social media and store it in the localStorage, retrieve the data and style and display it


Good wet Morning


Me personally, I don’t like getting to comfortable with nobody. Whether, they’re family, friends, relationships, and/or coworkers. Soon as you do, it’s always someone out of them 4 categories that may think they can play some type of game with you.


Waiting for all people in the universe to come all along and collectively cancel Harry Styles


got kicked in the head today


I hate the idea of being human


Looking forward to presenting at #altc21 at 3:25 today. Just doing the final checks and staying hopeful that my Wi-Fi won't let me down.


it’s time to shine fibeco


Yankees & Boston wild card game


my flatmate and i are gonna go to ikea tomorrow and i can already hear my bank account crying in the distance


I was only gone for the last few months..but you don’t have the time to wait on me


#AppleEvent I’m going bankrupt


Dick so good it sends you into shock.


Ay quiero mucho a Mary


What boo say lol “you my lil yeah yeah”


Relative driving me up the wall and I have no choice but to bear it It’s been taking a toll on even my sleep for the past 1+ year


Oh gosh what yu waiting for


Ya be ugly is shit talking bout people


I love hosie but the song Traitor by Olivia Rodrigo goes better with jandon


not my gma finding my twitter


might be getting my covid vaccine next week


Happy birthday @user Also, Tammy got married


ppl real life are rude af and have no fucking manners who raised you?


Listen idk what @user has in store for us but I caught during Nick’s interview today that some music is in the works and I really hope it’s an album of every song they have ever written but the acoustic versions


The Killers e Twenty One Pilots juntos


Remember, you have the capacity to choose, choose life.. Choose love..


you ever seen someone forget the word for someone who is good with words?


um so i almost got r worded


Tip: Following up with a lead can mean the difference between a sale and a lost opportunity. But instead of a blase follow-up, why not give them another reason to buy? Convert more leads by including information that strengthens your case. Thread


- Back to that Preme they hate


I want a lowkey,happy and matured relationship


i just wanna know what they put in them mimosas, ain’t no way we were turnt like that


This scratch on my tatt gon drive me insane


beethoven has been SILENT ever since riamu sampled his song


Don’t ever forget your Apple ID!!!! It took me 24 days just to reset it and get back into my phone


one day you gone find out God aint make 2 of me & thats the day you gone realize aint no more you & me , fuck nigga


The Early Worm gets caught!! Happy Hump Day


Wait wait wait this child q case happened 2 YEARS AGOO WTF and she had to go to school seeing that teacher everyday


Yall Ive just found out im being impersonated


I hate when I buy something once and it taste amazing then I go buy it again and it is trash


It’s a beautiful day to ride the 101 from UTC


Nottingham by the way


Once something I've been struggling to master becomes boring to me and I can dream about doing it in my sleep, it's over with


THIS LOCKDOWN WAS A BLESSING IN DISGUISE, SOME PPL WON’T UNDERSTAND THIS THO


17.6 may your birthday be as lovely as you’re @user


I need you dirty ass niguhs with girls to stop acting like y’all not bums


Can’t work and can’t go anywhere so I’m about to get brownnnn and talk my mom into taking the pool cover off


One summer, Sonic had a Twizzlers slushie! It was great! I only had one before they discontinued it, and they never brought it back! I think about it often!


Big congrats to Marco Silva on making easy work of getting Fulham back up


If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one pretty.


don’t want it on you hide in the finder bind


touchdown in dallas friday


yall plz dont let these ig shops scam u into payin $25 for a top u can get on aliexpress for $3


sorry again for a short stream, im doing hot gworl shit early tomorrow


Gonna start looking for a realtor


Just got 3 new books, can’t wait to read them all


Grams came home talking about she signed up for "lime" dancing... Sis, you mean LINE dancing?


Sad to hear that Kelly Preston has moved on


Close friends is not enough I need y’all to be in my thoughts


Roses just to let you know...


still don't think biden's beating trump in november


my challenge for today is to find a reason to keep going


Best friends birthday is this weekend... can’t wait


RIP Conor darragh and Carla


honestly ain’t got time for no fuck shit


day 1 of going to the gym consistently, again


I’m telling you it’s some about us Libra’s


I have to go to the supermarket and get bananas but I cbf


however. the scene where sam introduces nat to redwing and sam says "pet him hes nice" or something . that was cute ill give them that. but in a universe full of alien shapeshifters and super soldiers they couldnt let sam have his bird powers ???


Tomorrow I want spaghetti or lasagna


Me and April pulled up on Darian and gogo wasn’t having it


Damn… 204 stops before 4pm? I’m a beast


I’m cooking penne with Gorgonzola tonight


Life's pretty sweet rn ngl


normalize telling people how you feel without fearing their reaction because your feelings are relevant.


Do I want to go see a movie by myself tonight or no??


"Her name is Temilade and she's a special baby"


I’m hungry and don’t want to cook great


Milk is disgusting period but 2%


Well maybe i should blame my optimistic?


Goodnight everyone don't hate people


Which rich oomf wants to buy me a car battery


what is this life yaar


sometimes i feel like i was born into the wrong family


I’m so glad that he’s all mineeeeeeeee


3 out of my 5 classes have moved online already, it’s not looking so hot


Power bottoming for subby femboys is the ultimate power move