when everything around you reminds you of seventeen @pledis_17


Wildest #Sunbreak Anomaly Investigation you've encountered so far? Let's see them below!


I can’t even drag Jide


I thought The Apple air tags were deliberately designed to sell more accessories; which is still correct to a degree.


Onana’s had one there mind


i still need to finish season 1 of young royals before i proceed to the second one


since elizabeth died, nicki be crowned?


Sir Lanka's President pulls a Ted Cruz and Ashraf Ghani?


Chelsea fighting so hard to be under Manchester United


ive friends that have turn 18 and can get me alc*hol but i just cant remember which friends


I have a love hate relationship with bulgarian split squats


final fantasy


i would not recommend being a manager in the service industry during a global panini


if you eat ketchup on eggs your fucking disgusting


Next Halloween I'm most definitely doing some headass shit


Love is love..


Thank you @SpeakerPelosi for your support of #DCstatehood!!!! As a former DC resident who loved living there (and misses it, a lot) it's LONG overdue. I doubt it will pass the Senate, but, hopefully we can flip the Senate come November!


Bell bell


Dead. Going to be a zombie at work tmr


I would pay LARGE sums of money for someone to write me an essay.


I’m going to get under the influence and do my makeup and do a video for my makeup page. Stay tuned


Only Played $MSFT ER puts for AH today and I’m glad I did.


$Btc at $19k?? what’s going on


GSP PLAYLSIT SUPERIOR STUDY PLAYLIST


If you focus on helping others, the money will come.


Boss lady I need some shirts


*walking to class* random person: “what even is anthropology? the study of ants?”


You can shove the nation anthem up your arse


This boy just inboxed me talking bout “is it step daddy season yet” boy my bd will kill both of us


My stomach's gonna drop so low into my ass that it probably won't ever find it's way back up to its spot the way my anxiety is working


Buried under homework


It should’ve been black queens ready to clean the royal penis


Things I need to make myself feel better.. Low tier - lashes done, hair dyed, pedicure Mid tier - new clothes, brows tattooed, new wig/weave High tier - boob job, lipo, tummy tuck Cashapp £KittenBlu69 to help me be pretty


Going home now, empty bus calling N200 to my destination but immediately he got to where people were plenty and were rushing to enter , he changed to “any bus stop N300” The same set of people who are still on strike for “Extortion” from the agents of Government


do you think kit connor has kissed a boy?


I hate how hot my room gets now


Can’t wait for my baby’s birthday to come


Send me tiddies for Tuesday and I’ll send you a video of me stroking my cock special for you


See these thighs Shawty. . .


My dad also ordered the kids a bunch of books off they're wish list


Getting me and my dog matching pjs


I literally used to cry when I didn’t have science bc of her and now I end up crying when I do have science bc I absolutely hate the teacher


Tafari so damn sweet hear! Omg


ok sooooo cesar isn't ded BUT he was basically ignoring me AND Fatima what a scum


whenever I try to defend the BLM movement to my grandma she always goes “don’t be too sympathetic..” I don’t know Doris, you’re awfully sympathetic towards the police


Record deforestation in the Amazon.Deforestation goes deep into the forest From the beginning of the year to June,a record number of 3,988km² was cut in the Amazon rainforest. It is 10.6% more than in the same months last year. The deforested area is five times the size of...


trisha paytas really posted a ass pic with toilet paper crumbs on it


99%- stop hoping that someone will love you for who you are. That 1%- You.


Who notice say December dey come with a different atmosphere...


coffee, novel and midnight... Perfect love triangle


"making money is an action. keeping money is a behavior, but "growing money is wisdom"


whoops I just learned that you’re supposed to use verfire/stone to replace jolt, not verthunder/aero


I'm excited the EPL is coming back but I don't know how to watch the games; I used to depend on public gatherings like sports clubs and casinos. Sina Dstv


gonna miss gus


Wondering if I should by Carlo or ciroc/stoli


is it possible if i get kicked in my stomach for my periods to begin like a pichkari????


Tonight will be a struggle ricki wants to watch the bachelor and I want to watch the kings game.


August was the first month I made more than 5k(3.5k with graphic design)


my mam gave me her old denim dress


it’s 2/22/22 babes make sure to manifest, let go of what no longer serves you, leave the past in the past, set your goals and aspirations


Are there any artists who actually enjoy using gauche?


I don’t feel bad for you ain’t sympathetic


mom is taking patients calls from her room i’m blasting the truth untold in the living room, i hope they have a good session


The way Paige is having to mother this guy and teach him how to manage his emotions


Michigan State Basketball is so back. see u in 10 @user


That bit gone gimme that pussy, can tell how she lookin she kno I’m no rookie to dis


Goodd night


Please don’t remind us that our 32-0 @GamecockWBB team didn’t get a chance to win the title last year.


I would like to have a small nap


In so sick of all these bullying accusations from these anti fans


2 days of round the clock calls and I'm officially losing my voice


Finna eat these tacos and get some head


" This world eats corpse's "


This Lauretta woman dey mad o! We know you gotta defend your paymasters but your okoto is on another level. She don kuku block me tey tey if not, I for @ her with my full chest


So unbelievably happy with life right now


My kid’s nap time is like gold.. I definitely cherish this peace during the day


Imagine Tilted Towers with 100% chest spawn


look at my pinned if you’re horny


had a dream where i missed my flight home 4 times in a row so now im looking at plane tickets 7 months in advance


Rt and I'll talk about you


Rick and mory AAAAAAA melhor desenho


Wear your best tutu tonight for TUESDAY 2/22/22!


Coming back in 2 weeks and when I come back we having paintball wars in Jackson county lol so stay y’all asses inside


Pique fucked us over


#startcisshaming y'all are crazy if you think that shaming cis people would get you anywhere. It's literally dumb. #fuckcisshaming


i haaaate confrontation. i always end up being the biggest bitch & that’s so not my intentions but i get pushed around too easy if i’m not


Minzy is here?!


odell dawg ..... wtf


After all the work i did today. Fuck a pay raise i need shares in the company wtf


Would someone at RTE Not have asked Ray Houghton to watch Celtic before tonight?


I’ve made a huge mistake. Seriously! It’s all my fault. My bad. Can i turn back time? So that i swear that i’ll not reply that text. Why hahh kau ni degil sangat Aina? Benda dia tak suka, but then kau still replied that guy. Can i turn back time? I swear i won’t do that


This weekend I just wanna be in my draws in the AC cuh.


i’m tired as heck. i thought i was gonna be able to sleep in tomorrow but i just got a call time for 6am.


Sometimes when I'm bored I go on youtube and watch the reactions compilation of the first appearance of the Bloater in The Last of Us


I’m the goat fuck the critics


I wanna go on a little vacation this weekend


No one elected to the baseball hof this year.


The curse of the superstitious. Back to last seasons training tee and top. Worn all of last season. Successfully. Not worn so far this season.


Hmm what time Trey event start on Friday? I already be out in the burg....


Thank u snap chat for allowing me to change my user name


Feeling super wholesome today pog


Another day without using the Pythagorean Theorem


All my thoughts to George Floyd’s family


Ya que...


My nigga love me , and that’s who I’m sticking with


Tried logging onto Club Penguin but their servers are down for maintenance


Hard napping on the couch when my mom said my albums came I woke up so fast


there’s not just one baby cow living behind my apartments, there’s TWO OF THEM NOW


Wordle 677/677


When the new iPhone come out... my iPhone 11 gotta go


i wanna buy art from so many ppl but if i did i’d be broke


Toxic Relationship Gives You So many Red Flags Please Never Ignore a single one and Don't Take Time to Move on.


38 from 6


Who the fuck made oil changes so expensive?! Lol just took myself on a date


I keep everything bottled up it's just not helping


I’m a sag . My man is an Aries . Our baby will be a Sag ... our household = chaotic harmony


Tag your favorite ELITE member! We will kick them if they don’t follow you back


0 hoes


#BTC #ETH #BNB #BSC#Crypto influencer lost coins worth $27,000 after installing a Google Ads malware


Moving to a new part of SA has me lost asf.


I love watchin a group of niggas do they thing and WIN, everybody just plays their role and puts the ego to the side


The nap I just took was proper


ryland could always pull the “my bf us shane dawson” card for the stylists


Somehow I managed to cook AND wash my fishers immediately after words...I think quarantine might be making me a better person


Me: does nothing* My girl: you’re only nice to me on my birthday


My siblings won’t ball up with me — wishing I was quarantined with real ballers


but he always in somebody damn comments


“I don’t think they’ve accomplished enough for us to consider them rivals.” - @Money23Green on the Grizzlies I love it


#Zelda Okay. Hold. The. Damn. Phone. Nintendo is coming out with Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity, which is set 100 years before Breath of the Wild and supposedly depicts the events that the Champions went through. But is this confirmation that Hyrule Warriors is canon?!


#Fapimso dey make my night


I sit there blacking out for the first time.


really thankful for hamzah and I love him sm, okie that’s all


Don't be bored on your loved ones. Once they feel you're bored. There minds will go overthink until you realize one day she changed. Love your love ones until the end. Don't wait others steal your girl.


Imagine all the great fanfictions that are going to come out of this episode though


$PLTR This is the “hard” part to becoming wealthy. Being down over 50% and not maintaining your conviction. Long term this will be very rewarding.


i could fuck like 6 bxes a day pussy don’t mean nun to me i want somebody i can call my own


Hold on what my cuddy don’t smoke no more


I’m a kind, gentle person by nature, but do not assume I’m innocent.


got my girl drunk af and slutted her out last night. I think she had a good birthday


It's a shame I can't play fob version of what's this


i want a fuzzy north face jacket


I just found out there’s 6 more seasons of The Game other than the 3 that Netflix has. Hulu never fails


Simply unfollow me if you are racist or even the slightest bit...period!


im avoiding eye contact with my mom


I suddenly have the drive to start my story that I procrastinated for 3+ years


Super short stream today I had a blast no wins in Dead by daylight but thats ok :P see you tomorrow


pretty in the face and the ass heavy


Guys I'm on Joe's lock screen


I knew I was different from bitches when I seen them wiping they ass from the back to the front


HI its w8s4n ur wompow moot Hello


I really got hacked at 54k on Instagram and you’ll think I’ll be flipping out but it’s more that’s going on in life rn than an Instagram account and I’m actually proud of myself for not letting social media take over me. I do want my followers back though but it’s cool


Who wanna be my friend mines left me 4 the streets


Even at my lowest, I still encourage others


salmon is definitely top tier.


anyways i’m dying my hair tomorrow lads


guys are so too-faced


What's the most precious commodity in #Glasgow rn? WATER


You’ll Never Want for Nothin or Need for Shit, Cus imma Real N***A n you Real Woman


I MISS INFINITE


Can’t wait to have a girls day tomorrow


Homophobia on the TV.


I need to replace the touchscreen in my Tesla and there’s a 2 month wait for the parts


Omg don’t ever try chick filA breakfast I made that mistake


Haven’t driven my car since Friday, apparently it rained sometime between then and now and guess who left their windows cracked? This fool


A fall from grace is a lovely movie


To have already added/removed or not to have already added/removed @user from Lists? That is the question


Stream in 15 minutes...


Stabbing cases everywhere in #LONDON ......na wa Oo


Full PPEs bitch


Picking and choosing when to fwm is dead


I’m using Spotify Premium this month and I don’t have any of my playlists


She thought she was killing that shit, I told her, Go harder


My life is a fucking joke and I’m not laughing


suho pretty bushy eye brows


At the end of this #COVID19 #lockdown, most are going to come out as masterchefs and yoga/aerobics/zumba experts. And it's not a dig at others as I'm also mainly exploring these 2 areas. Important to remain active mentally and physically rather than just #netflixandchill


Good Luck tonight my guy @user


Toasted Egg Sandwich with Candied Bacon


I need direction pls. Would you kindly point me to the quickest way to you sitting on my face? Thanks in advance


Who knows a good car sales person @ the Benz dealership


I have my final arktober piece ready its something ive worked on for very long time and im v proud of it but im so nervous to post it later tonight lol i hope yall like it


Who could replace my phone screen?


Why is gas station sushi so fire


People be so nosey .. if I tell u I’m eating just know I’m eating dang


bro some dude just walked into our backyard


Girls run the relationship PERIOD


i hate the feeling of not being able to eat


I’m going crazy inside wen is it going to end


wow I was in the house all day and finally came outside it feel so good


Welp that escalated....


Alexa nor Apple knows how to shuffle music, will keep playing the same damn songs


I can’t wait to get pampered i miss


Not some customer (lady) trying to bully me about cookies? Good luck, I don't care enough to entertain bullying


Y’all really need to start bringing pens with you when you travel out of the States. I’m tired of watching y’all fuss at the flight attendants for not having pens for your Customs Form.


the way I’m CURSED with these men


People don't work hard enough and get distracted too easily! Stay focused and adapt quickly!


Announcement #2 tomorrow


I am about to spend some time with some lovely ladies in the park to crochet... If you have wonderful friends then you are the richest person alive


Don Lemon did not just say “justice has been served” what an absolute


While I understand the usefulness, I still think wireless earbuds (espeically airpods) look fugly.


I miss getting attention


Ok I deleted my pic cus I’m insecure


They really called these niggas the Cocaine Circus haha... they was a traveling act sky high off of that booger sugar that came to town to beat the shit out of your local basketball association


what if someone followed 1m follow for follow accs


new content on fansly this week


Good job that pub trial was done before Friday #imacelebrity


Vibez tanighttt


I love being late to class and being stared at


It’s been years since I used products in my hair other than deep conditioner. Imma start again


If you need to talk to someone! I'm here for you! Regular problem- 10k Sad story- 20k If I follow you cry- 30k If you need hug- 25k You want to rent me- 40k Play along- 50k Boring and needs to talk to someone- 70k N.b- Nothing comes for free,plus na me first start am o


#MWG boom


The CL just doesn't hit the same when your club is trash


dont put me in a situation where i gotta be heartless. I will most definitely show you that side


Overly emotional or dramatic people are so unattractive


To all the “Good Ole Boys” in Alabama if y’all ready to come out of hiding cuz of the verdict we ready to greet you


going to the store at 6pm to get myself a drink and spicy noodles again


50 shades of grey is so shitty. Hope I’m not the only one that feels that way??


guess who finally have 8 hours of sleep... me


Next focus item, home game on Sunday. We started last year 5-4


It’s a cuddle & watch movies type of night


I didn’t even know I was gonna get my hair cut and did today, I needed that


Would be cool if we properly isolate and kill every human virus in existence


we fallimenting


my therapist told me some real shit today that got my eyes wide open.


Only 6 fans away from hitting 420 on 4/20


its totally fun when zoom crashes right?


jongin head such a beautiful singing voice and I don't think many people realised until his solo


Soooo. The last two days have had me worried beyond belief. Smeagol may need surgery on Thursday & I’m asking for good vibes if it does come to pass


Chelsea can go second tomorrow!


My leggings came in


If your perception of me is that I’m smart I sorry to inform u


Just spied @user on TV — setting out his expectations for the renovation his new neighbours are doing. Love it


Got told my car sound like a truck today. im proud


I know some niggas don’t take care of they kids, they don’t call em daddy and that’s a DEADBEAT


Y’all don’t understand!!! I love me some Draco ! The man is Genius


Sighs what a day this place is going from a bando to a penthouse suite


Remember to prioritize your children this holiday season


I don’t gotta throw you shxt like Kaepernick


I received a few checks for freelance work a while back but since my credit union is weird & I hate e deposits I have misplaced one of the checks & I’m embarrassed about it. This was after I got an email from “” asking why I’ve not cashed their check from May. Cause I forgot


I love how all the mvc fans RTed that she-hulk trailer


He make me mad … but always making me happy… So I forget what I was even mad abt most of the time


Haaland is clear of mpaypal btw


finally been able to get another #strongblock node


My nerves about my new job are finally starting to subside and now I’m getting kinda excited to meet new people and do new things


Going to work when you don’t want to ain’t the move


The videos of turkuazkitchen & dizaynnoloji on IG are so satisfying to watch


New card arrived, time to book all my flights and request time off


Thank god I have AC in this Condo. 81 degrees in Santa Clara…to think it’ll be like this all summer


Gary Neville talking about fairness, is he actually serious and that lacking in self awareness?! And that art work, ffs


Famous and dead look him face pun CNN


I can’t wait to get my hair nails and eyebrows done


I got my favorite snacks on deck, Selling Sunset queued up and my stretchy yoga pants on. Hard not to be an anxious mess today but I’ve prepared as best I could. Let’s be nauseously optimistic together


taeyong ended his live with a heart


Say less… #YLie


Need to get out of these damn jeans before I pass out…


People whinging about "influencers" if you all stop following them they have nobody to influence for the companies they work for


I love Aaron’s dad


Gotta buy new monitor thanks to different color format and it's too hard calibrate the color to match the monitors to each other


Wait, NO NOT THE KNO-


Whole school collective worship today included nearly 400 children singing the greatest showman. I was in my element singing along with my waterbottle as a mic at the tech area that I forgot all the staff and pupils could see and hear me… probably explains the rain tonight!


How can y’all stay after getting cheated on and finding out? No judgement what’s so ever I just wouldn’t


And still some united fans dont rate Bruno


For the guy who is calling the #Canes game is blind as hell to say that's not a PI


It's feeling like spring and my soul is so excited to get out of this dark, cold nightmare


okay tommys not gonna lose his last canon life its fine guys its fine and and tubbos not gonna lose his either and they definitely arent going to be mad at eachother


Also I need some mussels this week.


Special moments with a person matter, so I’m going to start making my special moments


glad im working on Valentines Day


It’s that time of the month where I’m playing “Is it a spider or Tricia’s lash extensions”


Stoked for @user and his US Nats win. Score one for the good guys.


Back in action tomorrow


another day passes without me speaking to felix


#PratikSehajpal has been running the show for 3days already! The guy is in it, to win it! @BiggBoss @user #BB15WithAA


Mixed feelings about wearing face masks for work. Can see the need. However 94yo who I've been visiting for months spent almost the whole call instructing me like I was new. Only when I put her hearing aids in did she realise it was me!!


Im working 8-8 today.... child imma eat this over time up


I want to watch the larray video where he do prank calls, but i get secondhand embarrassment.


I'm not going to lie, these years have been emotionally and mentally exhausting for me since the very first day of 2017. Praying for positive and exciting days ahead.


24 hrs ago it felt like my tonsils were gonna explode, like I couldn’t even swallow my spit without almost crying


I thought it would be different this time…..


turns out what i thought was a sinus infection is actually just really bad acid reflux. i had no idea it could cause so much trouble. my stomach is a wreck and i feel like shit. hopefully nothing too major goin on in there. while i wait for answers i’ll just continue to panic


I'm seriously tired of people telling me lie, your words are rubbish. Cowpoop


i called my bff . this mf said i sound like fucking batman


I am so ready to not feel like crap every time I eat anything


2232 from my tc rotation. Will improve it


Today is one of those days in which I miss my family in Guatemala terribly.


loooooooool id rather get aired than to be told you’re now active after how many hours


Ohh skz dropped the mv for winter falls already? I’m late to the party because I went out with two of my colleagues to just de-stress ourselves


people be askin how my living situation is to see if theres is worse or better


Ole's accent will never fail to make my day, the man could read the phone book to me and I'd be utterly enthralled; A top tier mash up, just like Peter Karlsson's swedish-yam yam hybrid


booked my babys party


My area is at 76% voter turnout so far, super proud of us


send pictures of kittens


Feel like am doing a full workout when I have to retweet something. Just want the old retweet button back


I can honestly say that life is good when you cut certain ppl out your life that seem to be taking advantage of you kindness


Can’t Wait For 22.. Starting Fresh, Making Changes and New Goals


#PodukoraGurkaNaaKodaka 2k tweets loading


So insecure I hate bitches just for being my boyfriends type


natapos din HAHHAHAHAHAH goodmorningggggg


CH is a Vibe


I will be doing an audio on "storage units" soon


Imma need Still Over It to hurry up and drop


Story time! A while back I asked my brother to help cut my mom’s grass & I’d help him pick it up. I drank some beers while he was cutting it.. I got drunk, fell asleep, and didn’t help at all. Ahora siempre me hacen burla que vamos a cortar el zacate.


oh i mean shes so weird, she just ya know came up to me and started talking to me about crack" -Cady @user


Back on my workout bullshit


My nephew came home from nursery with a star sticker on his chest, so naturally I asked him aw did you get that for being a good little boy? And he just turned, looked me dead in the eye and said “No, I stole it off another kid”


If my reply tweets to free money pop up please don’t judge. A bitch is broke


So I'm really enjoying Paradise Killer BUT I have to say moving around is unnecessarily tedious and pads out the game more than it should. I wanna solve the mystery but I gotta walk through the forest and navigate a bunch of bridges to get to the suspect


Zhongli may be the Geo archon but he sure does apply wet status to everyone


Yo girl got a promotion, boss girl energy radiating


All throughout higher English I thought Carol Ann Duffy was some mad old poet from like 100 years ago and defo dead but she's only 64 and very much alive


Black cats are supposed to mean good luck apparently


Pitt stans don't even have an excuse for why he worked with Weinstein all they got is whataboutisms "why didn't she complain about JLM and BBT." They have no answers about why their white king worked with a man who attacked two of his partners, can't blame it on the alcohol


Season 2 of Snowpiercer


first world problems rant is over


You need to fucking RUN to hijos in alex and get you some birria. Oh my GAWDD


Wishing I was clocking out, to go lay down with my mannn


You walking around with those tight ass hips, and wondering why you so upset


I’m fin just say fuck it and ask this hoe when can I see my dad


i love wasting my time with bois


We have reaaaaaal sex whewww


You can’t kill people and get away with it


My little cousin keep posting videos of his snakes eating a mouse. Like I don’t want to see that.


Count your fuckin days


NASB looks great and has fantastic design + the music slaps btw ur all haters


i wanna see harry styles so bad but i’m hoping his tour gets pushed back to summer of 2022


ight sexci


Officially cancelled my gym membership. Dad bod otw


When did everything get so hateful and angry? It really does feel like the government has enabled this stuff.


I wish they would make more Harry Potter movies


Greatest starts and ends with what you’re willing to put into your life


Anyways my studio is so fucking awesome and the owners and staff and people are so so amazing everyone is welcome even if you’ve never danced in your life come support


Much better half of football


I want some five guys fries… but I don’t have $100 dollars


The Forrest fans are mad. I love it! C’mon Forrest, 1 more game


I really love Rebelution


tiktok almost tricked me into thinking i can’t sing


what sad is i ain’t got nan hoe to fuck on my birthday.


I’m okay with being alone.. i just get bored sometimes.


Ang sarap kaya sa feeling yung inuupdate ka without asking


my landlord is going over to my place with a realtor to take pics since she's selling after we move, and I had to warn her that my cat will want nothing to do with her but is too stupid to hide and will just run past her rlly fast around 5 times trying to trip her


Silly hoe just get you a broke nigga... cuz we blow money over here


Yah boi MIGHT start working at the local mall


Put in my application to go back to school


flex ur tommyenjoyer follow


full exhaust and tune coming for the 450 soon!


It was Nivea Essentially Enriched 48 her nourishing moisture


Treat you too good to get no acknowledgement


me downloading the fasting app I made fun of with a friend a couple months ago:


This weather is nice it’s kinda like we’re on a tropical vacation


ion know who need to hear this but stop lurkin on my page from that fake page luv


Just seen the advert for the many saints of Newark and to say I’m very excited is a bit of an understatement


1 season per night ako ampt


Small Cash Out You Run Go Buy Dog… Now Since Morning Two Of Una Never Chop…


our home visit is scheduled


you aren’t promised tomorrow, live your life while you can


Everyone wants biden or trump. I just want her


not me fixing my new necklace that i got on friday


I am .05 seconds away from losing my absolute shit on every.fucking.body


I told my boss the streets weren’t for me anymore. he said “oh thank God” lmaoo i guess you can say he was tried of my ass calling out last year


can’t wait for my mans birthday weekend we going UP


I’m going get my tongue ring back fri


Definitely getting some shrooms Friday


K let me find my child something to wear w/ her 3’s


Please Me - Join My O°F


Windows updates are constant now!


Out in public make a scene


Let me watch season 3 of flight 828


Honestly sometime people need to calm the f*ck down, let it play out and don't insert yourself especially if it ain't your ish


1153 days with straykids


How some ppl be snorting coke and eating mollie every weekend, and then refuse the vaccine because it’s unsafe?


I wanna buy a house but these mortgage companies keep playing


I’m just praying I didn’t pass the shit to these kids man


I want to work at the Oppenheim Group


#ranboospace Is it really the only reason that your name is rainbow but misread or did you have any other reason to chose that word specifically?


at the end of the day, still, i don't deserve anyone


2021 best for gaming definitely


I hope Corey didn’t cheat on Tia


Ongena swimming pool umngani ne ou angisam'funi. I'm thanks kannete!


Ice doing $5 wing baskets all night. BRB


#connell wearing the GAA shorts arriving in Italy. Flying the flag


I need me a girl that will make me smile the way I smile when I watch Messi compilations


The fact that Jeffrey Dean Morgan is hotter now than he was 20 years ago


About an hour to go left on the auction for our Model 04 BLOCKJAM in denim blue! Let’s see how many bidders emerge in the last minutes!


I hate being single can I just meet someone who wants a thigh thigh gf who gives them all the love and attention in the world and has thicc thighs and is also a secret super freak and into bdsm


I can’t afford all these free mints. I can’t even unstake


The bill came to $430 so I’ll be setting up some sales to help us both ;) Also remember to come support me at Diamond Dolls Thursdays and Fridays if you’re in CNY


Let them hear you TALK YO SHIT!!


go bad bitch go bad bitch go


The only females I seem to attract are mosquitoes


My boyfriend who isn’t my boyfriend likes to think he’s my boyfriend


Ima perfect my shut tf up button. I low key be self sabotaging good situations for myself. Out of thinking I’m unworthy.


Daft Punk streaming on Twitch is something I never thought I’d see


studying where the engineers are just to feel smart


You never stopped even when you wanted to you never did & that right there means everything


#StupidParksAndRecQuestions when did they merge departments ...


I was so excited for the Marvel Disney+ shows coming but COVID


Unsolicited advice but I’d be wrong if I cuss you out


I am so grateful and proud to share that I get to travel to 3 destinations just by this year, Boracay then Carles, and Cebu


I did my daughter hair and I’m proud


anyareee ?


Lupin so inspiring for people interested in the scamming field


A great day indeed. Just booked someone we've been hoping to book for years. All will be revealed soon. Have you applied to play yet? Do send your application to info@indiefjord.com


Watching videos of Axl Rose dancing and it’s doing something to me


So I’ve given my #onlyfans page a little makeover! It has a new title “I’lla Teazya’s Erotic Expeditions” and I’ve updated my bio/about. Subscribe to see what new exciting things I’ve changed


Great to see Geldhart finally getting the start he deserves but can anyone please tell me what Marshall has done to merit keeping his place? Besides playing 3 losing 3. #wafc


hiya! plan to go live in about an hour. stay tuned!


Why i can't sleep cause of the ticket selling


Maybe you weren’t the one for me but deep down I wanted you to be. I’m just coastin


I’m so sore from training yesterday I better wake up with a six pack after this nap


I’m bout to do my videos in slomo that have more of an affect on shit


Temp check


FUNIMATION IS TRASH. Going back to Crunchyroll.


Be smart enough to worry about tomorrow's problem until tomorrow meanwhile enjoying today victory's


A lot of people really showing their privilege today


part of my savings plan for 2021 is to not go out to eat so much so I've just been finding different things to make for dinner and it's been working out well


Movies I am waiting to see have not ended up in places I can easily see them...if you know what I mean.


I had a meeting with a student via WebEx and all I could focus on was that my eyebrows were uneven


First delivery of residency


- let me be good before this girl log me out


Think I’m gonna have a pool party at my parents soon…


I wish one of my friends would bring me food to work because I may pass out during my workout


The trailer for Woman King looks amazing i can't wait


I hate when you get food in the drive thru and they hand you a messy ass spilling out the top ass drink, like c’mon


I need to make my salmon but I don’t feel like moving


My life just.... uhhh idk


I’m trying to take it to the next level for myself. The rest comes on it’s own.


I started watching this Lupin shit it’s kinda good


Real friends are those who will defend your name when your not around


Most of the time when I have a lot to say,I’d choose to keep quite


Whoever decided that school employees should get paid monthly and not bi-weekly your moms a hoe


It’s the part when he set the man on fire and he was still alive and kept opening his eyes


also the way i wrote a fic of a rare wlw pair of a game w mostly really popular mlm ships


i'm a simp for girls that chug beers like water


(( remember when i used 2 write as dropkick? me too


Team of the 1st Round GK: Robin Olsen Defense: Lainer-Varane-Skriniar-Alaba-Spinazzola Midfield: Pogba-Phillips-Frenkie Forwards: Lukaku-Schick Player of the Week: Simon Kjaer


I feel like we are all gonna come out of this into some weird shit


ion even feel like being drunk like that this weekend fr


I’m tired of getting gas


I’ve been to 4 different cities in the last 4 days. I deserve sleeeeeepp


Niggas got Travis Scott in they avi and expect ppl to respect their opinion. You don’t even have rights???


HOW YOU GONNA PREACH 'FREEDOM' OF CHOICE & then BAN MASKS? Isn't that a GREATER attack on FREEDOM TO CHOOSE?


1 month until Jackson turns 4 and little lady can come any time between now and then


yikeees kr*s w* apologist


I been craving Indian food so bad


can one of thoss hyprbeast all city nepotism photography bros who only photographs naked hot girls just give their camera as reperations since I’m poor and from oklahoma… thank youu


Not me calling IT because I thought my camera wasn’t working - whole time I had the privacy cover over the lense


Well it appears apparently after October if you've not been vaccinated you can't attend a football match with no vax passport @ManUtd Is this true?!?!


One of the most exciting bits of that win is you can see there’s still loads more to come still a lot of scrappy patches but skudded them by 3


if I dye give my 500 in my savings to my brother and my clothes are quite expensive cause that all I spend my money on so sell them or something


I love becoming the villain in peoples stories after finally calling them out on their BS


KENTRELL YOU HAVE LOST YO MIND MENTIONING MY BITCH INDIA


Je suis en train de me faire des projections sur le frontcourt...


i’ve learned from the pain.. i turned out amazing


girls whats going on, it’s Tuesday. and its 11:19pm and i’m on the train home… no filthy


Feels like everyone is donwloading #BaldursGate3 right now, taking ages


Amsh


NFTs may be setting up for another moon shot


another pen lads


Today I left the house via the back door. Walked the bins round to the front of the house and entered the front door. Isolation 101


Dewsbury Hall what a performance tho. Him and Schmeichel


Every day I am proven that the public school system really failed many people. Especially when I hop on here


Lights be turning yellow when I’m halfway there like I’m not gon still go. Pedal to the metal


people who consistently call THEMSELVES humble .. are the LEAST humble individuals i’ve ever met


what if edible glitter, markers, etc... are just the actual product with the word edible on it?


Just tried dermaplaning my face. My face is on fire.


Gonna have my natural hair for 3 weeks cause I’m starting to like it


When you’ve been to a busy tattoo shop enough, with different artists, that when you call to make an appointment they don’t even worry about deposits anymore… You’ve been there like, a lot. So anyway, next tattoo is booked.


Congress really out here being skimmy with the stimmy. They don’t care about the people


Got an email saying I needed to schedule an annual preventative visit w my dr. Called and they can’t see me for 3 months. Oh joy


What's the keeper up tae... #LIVAJA


// Full Metal Achamist live action movies are the best


Riding feels good phew


Lol i forgot to update settings


Last 10 minutes: I did heavy weighted ab exercises like I almost gave up but pushed through anyways and I was really proud of that so I went up to the mirror to see if my abs changed (I'm stupid) and then I got a wave of body dysmorphia and now I think my knees are weird


If NJ takes Holz which might be likely, @nhljets #2 center of the future one of Rossi/Perfetti/Lundell


I don’t even talk about people.. but you bitches be cheap and I hate it


Dammit boi it’s hot today


Bring back duo dream hack


I miss them late nights he miss that mean yeah


Anybody else randomly just get in the shower? Just took a shower an hour ago and now I wanna get back in.


Being feeling your energy around lately


Get to witness kdb tear apart n*rrington d*vies soon


Phil Foden and Billie Eilish have the same smile


Damn they showin out on my financial aid and taxes


Maybe you'll love yourself like I love you


Why do apartment complexes take pictures of everything else but the fucking apartment itself like you’re paying for the palm tree and pond outside. Bitch show me what your kitchen and bedrooms look like


I'm singing Wonderwall now - it fits perfectly. You wash from "Today, is gonna be the day" up to "after all," and then rinse on "You're my wonderwall." Handwashing at the @user


if anyone wants diva, she'll be available to talk to tomorrow!


One 15 minute manic episode and I applied for school, found my transcripts, applied for a Best Buy cc, and ordered a laptop, imagine if they lasted days or weeks


The dialog in #RatchetAndClankRiftApart is fricking hilarious. So is the end credit song.


my boyfriend has good taste .


Ion wanna double back on NOTHING in 2023 If the bridged burned it was supposed to . I ain’t tryna repeat no lessons I’ve already learned . Where we at is where we will stay FORGIVE , FORGET & move right along


Ordered me some more Always Red it’s better than Ruby


This is what #dhoni haters deserve right now.......they got a real dhobi #RishabhPant here ....jisko team bhi dho rahi hai aur overrated cheer karne wale fans bhi


I want some creamy spinach!


If you don’t feed your wolves , they gon put you on the menu !


Laying in bed with really bad stomachache


God there's one idol I cannot stand and he was just put on my TL


WJO WANTS TO MEETUP ?


Love a deviant


I could make a beat em up and each nft is one scene in the game


.... my mom said her friend is freaking out bcs her son posted a status saying "su!c!d*" ... mom, you should take a look at my priv acc


Second half fc


Was gonna crack open the bottle of prosecco in the fridge in honour of the diss being done, but we forgot, so that's the plan for tomorrow night


new candles to burn


i need to stop crying at every single inconvenience. our teachers didn’t put me on the match today and i bawled the whole time


As e dey hot


I really wanted to pull for Ayato but I need more Dendro for Nilou.


Me: *Thinking I pass as a guy* Random dood i dont know: *Refers to me by she/her pronouns* Me, my dreams shattering to pieces: oh, ok


Not me cumming to straight porn


whoops that was for circles


She fell on the floor like i don’t like my blue crocs i want the pink ones .. so ordering her pink crocs


when garchomp loses her teeth she likes to spit them out into my hand like a present and i think that’s very cool


GRANDMAAAA


not matt loving a little lemon juice in his milk…


why does arya have to be 14 hours ahead


Why would Kamala Harris join Biden as his VP when she claims to believe all of his Sexual Abuse victims and called him a racist in the Primaries? This is a clown show


I can see my sweet boy swaying


mfs don’t know if they want to be a hater or dickeat u


ome off this Girls got more balls than you niggaz #bigFacts


I got my candy and sunflower seeds. Now im ready to watch Netflix


i have the whole house baby proof i don’t play about mi princesita


I really wanna go to a hockey game


According to Bucks Twitter Pat, Donte, Bledsoe, korver, Middleton, Brolo and fee other Bucks players SUCK. Why do we hope to win then?


Welp now what... There’s never shit to do


Bro where tf is my child? this bus needa come on I needa go to the store


I just ate the best oatmeal cookie of my life


Y’all will be like INDIE SHUT UP and all I hear is INDIE YOURE SO PRETTY


Can’t wait to drive my baby to Vegas next month


Making some bombass albóndigas tonight


Cats have 18 toes


Homemade mozzarella sticks ftw


someone follow @user so she can hit 1K and also so I can unfollow and be her 1000th follower


It’s just time to level up..


I get discouraged when someone is upset/unhappy with me


bitches be intimidated & jealous as shìt


US vs Haiti today


Someone start a thread of birth certificates, Let’s settle all this


My mom works with a head surgeon who doesn’t believe in Covid. They’re about to do a high-risk Covid-spreading operation... the surgeon says the patient shouldn’t be tested, and no one wants to “ruffle feathers.” My mom went and ruffled some and now she’s on the chopping block


#CancelZeke He called me a dookie poopy head


Since the person i want don't want me I will give no opportunity to 1 who wants me Lets all suffer DONE


get my hair done Friday I'm so excitedd


Ang tagal mag friday umay


The confidence old men have walking around the beach in a speedo is unmatched. They dgaf


The irony is tetrapack drinks using paper straws with plastic wrapping around the straw


I just did a thing and I’m so happy right now..


thinking of giving away my extra verivery albums cuz they’re just collecting dust and i don’t want them


what does gruncle stan have that i don't?


Shall I go for facial today or nah?


Chilling out for a bit, so going to watch the hunger games catching fire for the first time (I know I’m late) with the Mrs


I can have your shorty in my bed doing dance moves


Nothing quite toots my horn like looking at real life transparent images stacked on top of each other via reflections and windows


I’ve said a lot of things, but I never said I was mature. We can forever and always take it there


my dream was so weird and scary


Don’t go bacc to what broke you down


Yup always have been that type of kid always will be but now it’s straight to the last option & now it’s not a rock it’s a drac wit a see thru clip.


Whyyyy tf I had to see that live g


Even tho I cant walk cause of how sore I am, I still managed to come to the gym


I will read a mf so eloquently


If I win the lotto, sorry but I'm not calling you to let you know. #DGL


me when i really dont wanna go to work tmr bc its optional but i really should bc i need to make up hours


Put my feelings to the side bitch and got a baggg


Shocked no one’s told me to stfu at work yet since I constantly talk allowed to myself


every day Tory Lanez gets closer and closer to hell


Still streaming #Alarm #Streamalarm


Remember this face 'cause I'm that bitch you gon' lose to


Hii.... I'm back


life really is boring after you cut toxic people off


warehouse jobs ain’t no joke no matter the weather. cold outside? freezing inside.. hot? fucking death


Non skz oomfs im so sorry but hey u should stan skz now so we can all have fun


Lesly tragedias


Bitch that’s a giraffe


$CLOV $11 again. AH party has started. Let those $12 C’s be in the money tmr hehe. 1000% would be nice


my sociology professor is making our final take home, open book, and no lock down browser. dr. tanir my angel


haaland speed


not sure how i feel about the change of the kits for the euros however they do look nice from what i’ve seen so i’m not complaining too much


That Sekgotha’s magnet on the ball


I hate growing up no one calls me a wee scone anymore and it's not fair


My IG algorithm is full of food, dogs, hairstyles, and artwork. Are these my interests?


Thankful to have a man who cooks while I put my feet up


$3 $Matic Tonight


I’m incredibly depressed so I’m getting myself Wendy’s


Hopefully that’s soon af


pls viole


maybe if i put a sign on my chest with all the shitty things that have happened to me since december people will stop treating me like i’m operating normally


“we all hate Leeds scum”


My son's teammate passed away in a car accident. He was 18. Life's so unfair.


Adele + First Single + Monochromatics + Littering are like this


Someone hold me accountable and make me read all my physical books next month. I got too many sitting on my shelf unread


Would y'all like a way to programmatically change your pfp based on which community you're engaging with (Discord servers, threads on Twitter? idk still figuring that one out)


Just trynna make someone feel special


I’m so thankful right now everyone is wearing masks!


I don’t get how you can see one person running 10 self checkout machines and think it’s okay to yell at them bc ur that impatient


Moment of clarity I’m straight off the yatch


International sold me the incorrect battery


My echo, my shadow, and me…


Idk y i just keep on opening the fridge after few minutes whole night.... Pata b hai kuch ni Para, konsa thori dair bad kuch nazil hojana Ajeeb me, cox late night hunger hits me badly


ahhhh feliz dms


Once my best friend gets back, I'm going to talk his ears off.


Copp - Tavares - Marner would slap


LMAO aye man @user you delete again I’m whooping yo ass


10 minutes into NYKRA gamedev and I'm already going "damn, I reckon I could make my own super primitive engine in C++..." C++ has honestly flipped my brain upside down. GMS2 feels different now, and I'm not sure if this is a good thing hahaha Have to... concentrate...


pretending to work on my laptop in the dining hall while actually watching hulu


I hate that when I’m upset my body literally wants to reject everything and I usually end up puking.


it’s a love hate relationship with upper body days


Luke and Leia


everybody is not your FRIEND , y’all gone learn one day tho .


I Dey go tiktok, here at night is boring. Missed Nigeria twitter


Big life events coming soon. I’m so excited


I’m Gucci Baby heheh


And I saw the sales from the Sims 4 on Origin and bought a few packs that I was missing.... The 50% sales were too tempting


Apple literally says the new iMac is so powerful that you can play game while having zoom meeting


All the hot songs Pittbull has made, where he been


ok this was literally my first call ever with vilmo i was so nervous but at least it wasn’t awkward so ig thats a win


I need to start buying shit cause yes


Want Wizards of Waverly Place and Hannah Montana on Netflix


i know they are going to come back together and that they’re still going to be creating content and everything but i feel like there’s a piece of me missing


I’m actually Single


FT: @user 3-0 ECFC Eastwood fall out of the senior cup at the hands of Newark Flowserve. Eastwood worked incredibly hard until the final whistle but ultimately beaten by a better side as Newark showed their class and set the standard for where we want to be


Mozzy the best one in CMG fasure


Do y’all know how hard it is to jump and sing at the same time. That’s a whole sport


Nobody knows everything but everybody knows something...


Politically @DehennaDavison and I differ on most issues. However, this week, as our MP, she stepped in and took immediate action on behalf of my husband - and we are extremely grateful. Fingers crossed it bears fruit


Haha peple asking why my bitmoji look like an alien but its cuz im that gangster


Friends going to Roo- please visit my buddy Bo at The Wandering Mug for all your caffeine needs


My charger not working in my room but work in another room


fuckin a hater


MYSTA IS BULLYING ME


I really want whataburger but I forgot who I know in Dallas


This lil boy just came up to me and smelled me


Being kissed in your sleep is like the purest form of love


pls dont repost fan art


fuck what y’all saying i was raised to jump in as soon as gang hit that flo . y’all different


I’m tired of my right AirPod always not connecting whenever it wanna act right or not like damn


SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW TO DO A SLICKED BACK PONYTAIL


everyone out here just tryna burn down cali huh


Idk how to communicate with people sometimes so I just send them stickers and kaomojis even though they may find it cringe


And also, the recent passing of the close family friend of my aunt and I, was the final blow.


when your eyelash extensions lady fakes her own grandfathers death just to cancel an appointment with me


Direct deposit hit, paid myself, paid my bills, paid my mom, I’m out of money


my bd texting me how many atomic wings I want is probably the best msg I’ve recieved today


Obvio #ArepasConAtún


This foo made me get on his roof to spray around the sky lights and I wanted to ask if I can just jump off into the pool.


Y’all lame asf I said I was changing my number


i got shin splints


This 4 o clock traffic is buggin


Are you ok with your man getting lipo? Idk


Still can’t get over how cute the refurbished Snow White ride is


hormones are wild as fuck what am I doin crying on the train watching the Nintendo direct announcement


Stream was a blast - I’ll be back streaming again tomorrow Thanks for the follows and the subs!


Lol telling people not to vote for me is disgusting. Real clown girl shit


ok ill stop spamming for now i need to get back to my lecture


Can't turn my mind off tonight


how am i just now finding out about @simpleplan new little album so good


OMG no spoilers but such an insane knowledge bomb dropped in episode 9 of The Last Dance about the ‘flue’ game...


I want my pussy filled with hot cum


mas vou dar block


Ria made me go play Pleasure


"future dainsleif main"


Make me feel like I wanna vomit


My flapjacks have fallen to pieces. Tastes good though


Omo! Partey freekick


Seeing self-improvement really becomes addicting


Folks on Steam say: “It’s like if Frank Miller did Mr. Robot with Limbo-esque gameplay and cool headshots”. If that sounds crazy enough, please show us some love by following LIBERATED


Maxwell stated in her prison interview that the last time she talked to Epstein he was happy and said he made a deal that would prevent him from being prosecuted.. which makes me wonder if he's actually dead or just relocated..they never seized his property either


University blessed me with wonderful female friends. Might not be as close to some of them but...


Now that I’ve been working 4-10s n got my Friday’s off I been racking up on PTO so much I need to cash out by the end of the year…I think I cracked the code


Finally got Zigi’s birthday gift


I've been working on my muscular neutral


It’s been one hell of a work day and I just want my bed


everyday i fear that twt will glitch out of nowhere and accidentally tweet all my drafts


Time for some bitching: You lazy slobs, there are PLENTY of trash cans along the side of the road for you to throw away your masks and trash in general YOU MORONS


Thank you for the follows, new followers!


2 DC matches in next 3 days going to be intense but hopefully for the right reasons


thinking about how it’s nice to have a friend is one of best songs on lover


Mmmmmm somebodys BBQing


Abandoned is not Silent Hill. Abandoned was a scam and we all fell for it. Silent Hills is real though and being developed by Konami & Sony. Kojima may or may not be involved, I will keep you updated.


i asked my family to vote for BTS on VMAs


a customer said I have such a kind voice and I got so emotional


Monthly budget mi please!!


im so pissed somebody stole my money at work


WAIT Thoma's birthday is the day after mine??? meant to be


Ibadan is undeveloped yen yen yen, At least water no Dey carry us go where we no know


That man getting packed up by NBA players yikes…


Time for music and slumber. Hopefully a good slumber.


Racists are so funny istg, can’t take them seriously


i need to get an apple tag or something for my stiiizy’s cause i keep loosing them


$SPY second test inc


two things ima always beat. the odds and my meat


Todays going pretty well so far


Why isn’t anyone down to run Howard hill with me


My insomnia was so bad again and didn’t get to bed until 7am and woke at 11am but fed Dare at 6am and now he’s screaming like he didn’t get fed already and thinks he can trick me. “Not so slick buddy,you’ve already had breakfast.”


Obby's Of World's Is Hir


I literally forgot that Laith was going to be Sheikh Abdullah. I am 19 episodes into ramy and it was a ms marvel news post that made me realize that he was there all along I just watched his solo episode this morning too


I just love it when my grandma calls me just to check on me. Makes me feel so loved.


Which singers should I listen to?


can’t sleep, thinking bout how I wish @haagendazsuk would bring back tubs of their peanut butter crunch ice cream


Another failed mission getting the ps5


Leemao,


Can’t get a hospital appointment. I look at the empty shops. The rise in the homeless in my town. They say the country is doing well. Which country are they talking about? Because it’s not here!


oh this is gonna be pure hell


The Fact That, I Don't Even Want To Go To Work On Tomorrow Matter Of Fact All This Week Sucks..


All birthday outfits are ordered


g herbo - pull up >


I would just like to say TJ Maxx candles are way bigger than Bath and Body works and cheaper


Love you mingyu my baby


Twitter makes me typo so damn much


The @northernassist train staff crew on the Leeds - Skipton service helping out a girl in tears who’s missed her stop just showed why staff matter on the railways.


Ya hay Colosio believers y De la Madrid believers...


A bunch of voters appointing someone to be my representative holds as much sway with me as a bunch of cultists appointing some nutjob as my savior. Same thing really.


Did your government overlords codify Roe v Wade for you yet? I'm sure it will happen any day now


If y’all need y’all paystubs or bank statements edited to get that approval lemme know


I am more than a pretty face. More than a kind hearted, compassionate woman. I am certainly free and ready to change the vibe when I enter the room. I am more than my attitude, more than my accomplishments, more than my mistakes. I am a Goddess, a sum of beautiful parts


Placed an order with @lightintheattic and I’ve been trying to find out what’s up with it and I’ve had no luck contacting by email or phone … can someone please help me?


At this rate, @user World Cup campaign will be very, very short.


My neighbours kid playing GTA: “excuse me ma’am. May I please steal your car?” Such a polite young man


Can’t believe I can’t play minecraft with my gals bc the fortnite event crashed the servers


I’m tired but it’s too early to go to bed


not the financial aid office wishing me well in their email denying me financial support,, y’all are the reason why i’m not!


Jayden is just a full on meme now ffs


draw with your whole dick


scrolling art/designs on ig is very calming


The urge to show you guys my live2D sketches is hard to fight


my thighs are growing and now my fav pants dont fit


He might treat you better however, this what fail to remember you know im stacking my cheddar, you know I’ll be there whenever


Got the jump on Walmart being closed til Thursday. Dillons is a mad house while I’m the only car sitting in pick-up with my order on the way.


someone seshhh with me when I get off work


Just finished my second book of the year.


Was the math hard? I feel worry making people solve it but at the same time i enjoy seeing people suffer math to view r18 work. Respect your math teachers


Female Aries= Pretty Bitch Tendencies


im tired af. also i just got a new summer job


I needa pack of white tee’s


Too cold to run outside so I will journal instead


i just saw a men throw a whole chair in his ass


India’s bowling at Death overs have been dreadful


Come on for crying out loud a bit of energy and urgency to get forward!


Come September watch how i start carrying it


Them mfs bound to have u single


i think the banner is gone now so i’m officially not an albedo haver


kissie’s bday gift has arrived


Sacks is a snitch


THIS YEAR IS WHERE IT STARTS !


My wife had @AbsoluteClassic Rock Radio on today. Never really given it a chance before.... but have really enjoyed it.


Damn my last post for political


Just woke up from my little power nap, ready to ruin some poor pathetic excuse of a man’s life


Pretty sure my hair is falling out


I turned in my assignment 5 hours early! Idk who I am right now! I’m usually submitting at 1155 when it’s due at midnight


You know what’s an amazing feeling? Being able to look at someone right in the eyes and tell them you moved on. When your whole life use to revolve around them & didn’t think you’d be able to survive life without being with them. #CHEERS2ME #SELFLOVE


Do you think if I just lay on the mat after doing Body Balance (in my garage) I could lay here all day and ignore my work calendar?


So I decided to rewatch modern family from the beginning a couple of weeks ago cause I never finished it. Now I’m in the last season and I don’t want it to end


Hey @user coming here soon are ya'?? Miss you buddy!!


Wen I tell uu, sumn you better listen


army pls don't interact. kalo nemu akun troll, antis, misleading article, etc just block and report. don't engaged. Kalo mau moots kalian tau passed it through dms or your trusted gc. fyi semakin di-engage, semakin susah akun atau postnya ke takedown


Pipe down fo I whoop you like yo mama do


I’m sorry, but me being a wife and mother is not going to stop me from living my own life. I am an individual at the end of the day. That is all


RIP coal miner's daughter.


Hey, does anyone know why I don’t live in Hidden Hills, CA & why I don’t own Wraith? Lmk


wait tubbo is staying in brighton


Im gone for how long, I don't know. I'm able to c my sick Son


/ i swear moiras melee feels a little stronger


I really cannot deal with any more injuries


Manchester United is so trash bro


My auntie cooks dinner for us every night


So I’m playing Fortnite with the girls and L’s just taken over and now I’m sat here like


When adults say “nom” or “me thinks” I just want to cut them...off!


i cant wait to have my little baby in their jewelry


For a ‘broke’ club, Barca is linked to too many players


I don’t fall off buddy


At least we resigned Santander


We also cooked dinner for him and his wife for his birthday as a surprise and he loved it so much. When I flew to NJ and met their son, he knew who I was because his parents were talking about our meal.


Ain’t no enemy worse then a enemy you use to be friends with or fuck.


Officially in the ultrasound sonography program woot woot


Raph on Pens?


I counted 3 people wearing face masks at our busy grocery store today. (Myself included.) Three.


I miss Pecos so I’m gonna get the color system going at my retail job... My manager gets stressed out when i’ve only ever seen yellow


I ate Lebanese food today, and it was busssssin


So my neighbor ran Boston sub 3.. she’s so fast. She also talks on the phone while she runs.


New lenses


Another Ballot today @LUFC @user


randomly having a horrible anxiety day today :) i’m still at work for three hours


DFS n Maxi bout to combine for 10 3s


You only see what I post... Don’t get shit misconstrued


I low key hate when people tag me in something and someone else likes it. Like mind your business dawg.


The trumpf Cabal stole 400+ Billion from the American people Where did it go Better return it!!


With so much going on I forgot that this man tried to take me out this morning on my way to work


mi hermano me hace bullying 24/7


Damn so what skate shops gone have the Ben & Jerry’s dunks in Houston? We only have like four shops here and I don’t see the shoes on their website, ig nothing.


At night when the stars light up my room I sit by myself Talking to the Moon Try'na to get to you In hopes you're on the other side Talking to me too Or am I a fool who sits alone Talking to the Moon?


people keep forgetting, to the detriment of themselves and everyone around them, that past is prologue.


Ima go knocking on her daddy door see where she got that attitude from


Which one of you saved my name as Witbox on Truecaller?


Man in the mirror my hero


It’s either hoops or no earrings at all


If you dont want koraidon on your tl turn off rts


I hate people that just get promoted to manager, and be doing too much. Like you were just in my position, relax


What is Harvey Rodgers doing


It be the chest and the arms for me


i managed to get klein elf in honkai too so i am now waiting to collect the final green haired girl...


9 1/2 hours straight putting in work barely getting a break rn


Today’s a good day cause I said so


no but why is it always at super late that this fandom have drama


I hate that cross-play in #BF2042 is default ON on console... it should be default off. Since it's default on it's almost impossible to find a console match. Most people on console don't think to change it so I'm stuck playing with PC mouse clickers.... it's a disadvantage.


time to start a homework due two hours ago that isn't accepted late


Crab sticks so oil


Pussy on the menu? I be going down before I get up for breakfast


Malls are full of people but churches are closed?


this is a no mahito slander account


Really enjoyed the first two episodes of #Mandalorian on Disney+ - can't wait for the rest of it


i hate being on bad terms w/ somebody den something bad happens


GOODMORNING HAMSTER


sometimes i just google “____ promo code” before paying at checkout because you never know. well…. i did this for a british airways flight and IT WORKED!! code is CHASEBA10 for flights between the US and london


Lately my contacts been splitting lately


restricted so well today


not me wanting new friends when I don’t have time for the ones I have now


finished my food. am sleeby. cannot sleep here. sadge fr


i want some grilled food sooo bad


If you see two people happy in a relationship plz just stay tf away


bring back artist development


broke my social media cleanse today TO see machine gun kelly trending


if anyone figures out how to stand up to a narcissistic parent without getting yelled at and everything being your fault pls lmk


Oh hell nah I heard one of the symptoms for one Covid shot is herpes


I love being that customer who complains about stuff. Worst case they tell me to go fuck myself and I'm no worse off than where I was before.


Neve understood why people put ketchup on they eggs


Takes good notes in math and still isn’t good at it


idk if the perfectionist in me or… but having getting a B really pisses me off lmfao so now i will be making sure i get an A.


I have a terrible memory, until it comes to something embarrassing that I’ve done and then I can remember it clear as day


Just watched that shower and then booked my ticket to Mansfield. Gotta be something wrong there


Can y’all please STOP calling Doja Cat a rapper


Hot bath after workout.


my niece said i must have 2 kids since i have 2 rings.


“involuntary manslaughter “


Everything’s finally falling into place


Learned how to reprogram the abs system in a Ford today


I sometimes think of how Selena wouldn’t be with us if the surgery went and I start crying and have a mental breakdown


somebody is spray painting and it’s coming thru my vents and I’m pretty sure I’m high


those people who did the new roster really want to torture me issit


I wanna go on a date that’s laid back, we can have a few drinks while I smoke hookah and have great conversation


I need some cheesecake in my life


Bra Mother Nature trippinnnnnnn tf my mfn stomach killing me


I don’t like how delta doesn’t let you use your flight credits to upgrade your seats.


That invincible finale got me in my feels


OK, that's it for me. Got stopped on a bunch of runners in the PM. That's OK - more cash to put to work tomorrow. Do it all over again then. HAGN, all.


this juice cleanse is gonna kick my mf ass


I was gonna take a shower but my brother beat me to the bathroom


Lmaoo it’s competitive date night tonight… I’m bussin ASS for cash


Lemme cry about buying these tires so this man can reimburse me


ive studied for the sats all throughout my fucking classes today and i think this is really teaching me that online school is useless. it is jsut background noise


haha feeling icky again


I be happy asf when certain types of people get removed from my life


Y’all better vote to keep Newsom next month I swear


I know ladies can't believe this There are men who will not cheat just like me, even if you undress yourself in front of them


Dear couples who wear matching sweatpants.. I FIRMLY BELIEVE IN YOUR LOVE


with that being saaaiiiidddddd catch me at the wamu theater for zeds dead on my birthday


Damn you be toooo caught up in the hype.. We are not the same


Day two I’m over this week... I locked myself out of my apartment


I’ve muted so many words my tl look like a regular day


I think somewhere this afternoon, Mike Pence peed himself a little. #Kamala


No matter how much you trust someone don’t ever think they won’t turn they back on you


I been crying all day y’all know feeling me on this one. Foreva Quawny baby


Little fish , will take ya bih for a swim


23 in 2 days


Lost a pack of lashes


So $NIO Check my post yesterday. If you pay attention to my stock advice you can make some money.


Mixing and Mastering rates lowered for a limited time only! Song Mixing: $100 Song Mastering: $50 Willing to work on prices based on budgets. Ready to work on any style for any platform. Major Platform ready sound done quickly and efficiently, tap in


Poor parenting include allowing your child to support Chelsea ..


I think it’s safe to say Beyoncé 100% winning AOTY and as she should too


I had to work today. Didn't like the feeling


Being sick at a place that doesn’t allow for sick days is really baller too.


bibi’s homemade iced coffee always keeps me awake the whole night.


My favorite thing in the world right now is @user sending me hella snaps of our baby!


Time to sit in a room, sad and nervous with a strange lady!


This dyke told me to be a lady n fix how I sit. Bitch u be a lady wtf


The cheesy hits playlist on Spotify is a thing of beauty


existential crisis at its finest


i really be planning my ig posts a month in advance


just wrote a little paragraph about my dnd character i hope its ok and i don't embarrass myself


i just stretched in bed and almost fuckin passed out wtf


I asked for just the tip and I’m getting the balls too


LA FITNESS IM BACK! Time to break in these J Cole Puma hooping sneakers. “If I’m bettin on myself, then I completely double down”


Just wanna live my life peacefully


Dreezy and Omen’s verses on Got Me are so fucking amazing. I always run their shit back


If I lost everything today, I’ll build it back up from the ground


why have i been so bloated recently i’ve barely eaten anything weird


Yugyeom really look good for that magazine cover


Sonando el "Work" de @user en @laventana


Angel dey form bad bitch but dey travel from island to mainland go do housewife duties for Cross way she no date


Don’t you fucking dare dry your hands off on my decorative towels.


I keep it so real with a nigga that he gone come back and always gone fw me


Xmas break was so much fun


Tell me your fav songs these days


I hear you talking Murder don’t make me take another Slime


Jorginho’s pens are a touch of class


Lukaku will be raising his hands inside 18yard like road safety officer


AAVE I'm roll with this defi cryptocurrency


Kamala Harris is going to run the WH.....


Do you have a Best Friend...??


Getting the goods towards electoral workshops by supporting bad faith privilege #defund


Election night drink of choice: shots of DayQuil followed by a medicine ball from Starbucks


my yugioh cards are spose to be here tomorrow


This Chinese food smells so guuud


Dior me pls


While waiting for a car repair, I decided to kill some time by exploring data modelling within Power BI in hopes of replacing a FileMaker solution for school-wide formative assessment reports. Summer is a season of creativity.


At Jerry’s again . I’m addicted


i keep having pains in my knee


I’m so bored I just downloaded another dating app


Because you can't afford it doesn't mean it's not worth the price. Perhaps, you can't afford it now but in the future


Thankyou lordd


I wanna dance by water 'neath the Mexican sky. Drink some Margaritas by a string of blue lights. Listen to the Mariachi play at midnight


What voiced do you allow inside your head?


Days like today make my job really hard. I hate enabling the very same resource hoarding, wealth inheriting, out of touch, ivory tower garbage that are destroying this country but hey, guys gotta eat right


FODENNNNNNN GET INNNNNNNN this is why you start him Southgate win the freekick and scored


my mind is a mess rn. a new song play with every new minute


praying for heejin in the loona groupchat right now


Properly greet you with ice on your wrist


Really .@CNN? Really .@wolfblitzer? Extremely important #CapitolRiotHearing today and your lead story this evening is #tigerwoods?! We are right now 39 minutes in and it's all Tiger Woods Tiger Woods. 39 minutes?! He's just an athlete for crying out loud.


A k hora una collab de Harry con Taylor Swift?


all my old mutuals i hope you had an amazing christmas


6 polls closing in 10 mintes


As sleep no come let me see who I will follow like this now


You really put your ankles to your ears…. Run me that location stink


sigh. another day. another day that i miss nicki minaj. sending her the best


Nobody wants to hear your bad takes on non-monogamy and open relationships


just got some raising canes


I simply will not suffer


Cobb salad from Chick-fil-A so fie


Fulham promoted to the Premier League. Fulham relegated from the Premier League.


If you my girl trust me you aint always got to give me head just sit on it and let her do the work.


Niggas toooooo lite in da asss for me homies but I just mind mines


See I been patient for a minute I know my time near


I'm gonna become a cool kid and make my own object show


People losing their heads after watching England lose a glorified friendly


THANK YOU FOR ALL SUBS!


Idc how fine you are, I don’t do turtle dick Lmfaoo if you not circumcised I really don’t got shit for you


There's absolutely no need for all this loss we're experiencing


Heart on my sleeve, gave it to her think I’m selling clothes


i wish my reading vlogs could be more interesting but I’m not that talkative by myself and i’m only SO riveting while stuck in my home


Yeen een gotta need me , imma still kome


In every way , you’re in my heart


I still hate boon totems!


Just saw @JohnCleese ‘s ad on Facebook for “Why There is No Hope” and just watched the man mug at the camera with the look of insanity you see in most youngsters! Stay young Mr. Cleese, because just the sight of you makes the day a better one.


Ok hear me out. I’ve been taking CBD oil for a week now along w/ my medication, & it’s working so well! Not only do I feel better, but my family has noticed a huge difference w/ my mood & my pain. Yes it’s pricey, but so far I’m happy I found something that’s helping me


Ouuuuuuu stamps start over next week


Songs stuck in my head... Since this morning.


Pain goes away when your tipsy, pain goes away when your with me


A fab motivational catch-up with @user FLOs today. Sharing experience, learning, and uncertainties of this unique role is even more important while we're isolated by lockdown. Wonderful @user @user @user @user


Fendi on my body give it to me imma bad bitch


got a lil sum up my sleeve for my bestie birthday


stealing your mans clothes bc it smells like him and is so much comfier than girls clothes >>>>


Someone needs to teach me how to cook Somali food cause that shits banging.


That security guard just opened the cage. He now still died after


nervy for euphoria this week , i watched the sneak peek and almost cried


When that door opens I promise to exhibit support,growth and responsibility


Good Night Say Ut Back please


Just a play date to you ha


I want to change my epic. Give me some ideas must have MERK in it.


Will I be able to get a checkup


Thank you very much @simonmayo for playing the full 9:45 of Meat Loaf's Bat out of Hell on @user It's such a great song and it's always nice to hear it on the radio. Especially in full.


I started a new job today. It's a less toxic environment but it feels like they care less about covid so I guess I broke even.


ohh, spoilers...goodbye for real...also i'm so fcking unmotivated rn lmao.


The new surviver is


“If we weren’t all crazy we would go insane” Jimmy Buffett. Sorry Jimmy, the gypsies are in the palace. Lol how lyrics become real.


can i say it? i’ll say it: if you support harry or any of the other guys but shit on 1d then you’re shitting on your fav too


My parents keep asking me do I have to leave


$TORG will hit crazy numbers soon and never go back. @TorgTogether LET’S GET #TORG TO $1!


<- can be classified as a personal heater


I just want a snoopy cake for my bday and nobody is getting back to me about it


In the mail I have 3 separate albums and my WNBA hoodie, plus a notebook that arrived today... I should prolly chill...


Was gonna do salad tonight , but imma do some ground chicken tacos


deserve it all cause you be getting to it


Such a beautiful sunny day in Southend. Perfect day to spend wanking


I love the type of sex that makes you fall asleep after … that shits amazing


Got more hours at work! So happy


Honey Garlic chicken thighs over white rice with onions bell peppers & broccoli


i finally bought a butt plug and lets just say so far so good


New music on the way yay


Savannah is sooo pretty


I haven’t ate since 12:30


Okay. I finally get taproot.


Looks like I’m buying dinner tonight


Gaming audio problems are the worst


Therapist logged on with a gamer chair


I want to throw up everytime I hear my boss speak smh.


i might have to resubscribe


5 more followers till 200


People who play victim even when they are at fault have a place reserved in hell


The way I’m such an introvert now. This pandemic really done did a number on me. I don’t be caring to spend time with anyone but one person alone & even then that’s too much for me at times


took a mental day off cause clearly thanksgiving break wasn’t enough & now i feel guilty for skipping my classes today


siora cutting my hair


My daughters going to be a month this week


No matter how long it takes, when God works; it is always worth the wait.


Hospital food........yummm


Less than 25k followers? Drop your username and let's all follow you


Why everyone in the house asking me what I’m cooking for dinner


We're talking about Berniecrat content by reifying radical voices #fullcommunism


I have a chem lab assignment to do and I don’t wanna do it.


How do people survive in small country towns. No takeaways , no just eat and nearest Asda etc Is 25 mins drive


i’m ok when i’m under you baby i just wanna lay under you babyyyy


Whoever likes and wants what I said on my last tweet should definitely hmu!


slowly stretching my ears with tape so my parents don't know


Today I was talking abt wanting a boob reduction with my mom and the first thing she said “ you still need to wear a bra “ why is that so important


I hate this freaking job I’m about to quit


going to the pens game tonight


Thank you Lord I beat the rain today! Inside early on the PS5 for the rest of the day


my little sis has better music taste than me


My sleep scheduele is so out of wack its kinda hard to make a set stream time


hey it’s me the new Luke Hemmings, the only difference is that i’m active and the original one is sadly vibing somewhere. So here I am


Okay but @NicoleScherzy ‘s vocals in “I hate this part”......


Going a bit posh tonight and having seared scallops for tea with a Crème de menthe jus, on a soil of Bisto gravy granules, complete with a Kia Ora coulis, flannel dust and meerkat sweetbreads. All cooked in a bain-marie until the Teletubby custard thickens slightly. Chefs kiss


I guess i gotta squeegee my windows every morning when wake up and every night before i go to sleep now.


My mom thought I was doing weed


Taking my cousin to buy her first kpop album today. What a momentous occasion


I needa get up & start cooking but yeah…no


Ya’ll so FAKE


My work week flew by fast just one more night of work then start my new role next Tuesday then vacation the week after


I will be selling Tres Leches cakes. Dm me if you would like to place an order


i’ve been looking so ugly , i need my hair done but prioritiesssss


a third of crime and punishment left and i'll have finally finished it


Hello @user @sosupersam I would like to request Don't Fight The Feeling by @user on #SUPERFANFRIDAY ! Thank You


I hate a “ion do CashApp ass nigga”


as a yae and kuki truther, sometimes it’s nice to be on the other side


Im sorry to all the Virgos (no actual hate) but I have had only bad experiences with them


we grown fr y'all, we telling mfs to do some homework


This man really circled the store just to have a 5 minute conversation with me


Starbucks run


Y’all I’m legit happy


Always a good time for some Jamaican food


.@yinkaofficial I go block you oo


Good girls always got a thing for the thugs


Feels like my feet is gonna


You’re born to fly I’m born too fly


the amount of romantic writings i want to do rn but its so hard to actually write them down


Check it out in my model page tho! Wash/Detangle Day @user


I’m tryna be a better person so ima just let it go and let the bitch talk


unspoken thoughts & prayers for my family pls. the new year is going to suck so fucking bad. i’m gonna be losing my grandparents right before my birthday


I’m sooooo petty but I try my best to keep it in my head


Waiting for my sister to get home so we can get fucking smashed.


Long distance friendships


Im on Taylor port


As of today, everyone in my immediate family has had their first dose of the vaccine!


Not me spending $500 on PC parts, I'm about to make money off this bitch


Bitches don’t get tired of posting damn nea naked on social media ?


Bay Area music really a different vibe.. We either moon walkin or ghost ridin’, 0-100 RQ / no in between


I miss going to the clubs and coming home really late


Good to know no matter what, George is always gonna be a dream stan


This week : Gobblers - take all the liquidity Digi - takes all the attention How the rat race going ? Still down ?


Istg Wills stream rn is SO comforting


be careful what you pray for!


“Niggas really freaky bums chasin kitty cat, run me up a bag so fast I shoulda ran track” - @user


i became overpowered by a distinct sense of disgust and dismay when i voted. i just cannot believe the year is 2020 and we are still being forced to pick nefarious elitists from 2 political parties that shouldn’t even exist under the guise that our votes matter, but


What kind of spring weather is this


i wanna be in my boyfriend skin so bad


if u saw me tweet that 21934 times, no u didnt


Confession time: I used to say pogchamp and stuff like OMEGALUL outloud unironically. I’m truly sorry. Forgive me


Damn i must be drunk or high when i was retweet that shit


Goro Akechi best boy. never played persona but im right + not taking criticism


Double Take on Tubi


Who wants their balls sucked on tonight


Vacuumed my room and the amount of dust I had laying around


i have 25 more episodes of gossip girl to watch until FRIDAY


You mad at me cause I distance myself? Disgusting


Hope I got gas in my other car


Why Pep Dey always do like this


Men respond to the worth you (woman) place yourself on. So if you accept low standards, They will definitely treat you that way. Open your eyes and use your head not heart ladies. Thank you


do you actually miss them, or do you miss the person you hoped they'd one day become?


I love the camera quality of old/vintage photos and videos


you don’t actually own your life cos it can be taken anytime


Ersten boys love #Manga gelesen und was soll ich sagen? Ich will noch einen! Tipps ? Bitte


Hold that backdoor I can’t get snaked by my homie


yeah... this is def the move


everyday and everytime ! i alwys fall in love with you. thanks !


Halal is more beautiful.


En train de faire des cupcake


Making other people at the office hungry because of my lunch is goals.


...what do you mean it started.. over an hour ago..


I’m dead at Jamie Lee Curtis trending bc of that clip of JT


My 13 yr old son is about to bake a pizza. Alone!


Lost HALF their customers: 1. Coca cola 2. Fox News 3. The next anti-American company that makes race an issue like FOOLS


tl full of beautiful faces


She don’t kno what she missin out on lol


Why’d they take “Beauty” off Apple Music


Effective immediately, y’all can’t tell me shit. I’m out here making big girl moves


So if you are a clinician seeing long covid patients & telling them it's all in their head & not a real thing you are doing serious harm not only to these patients but the medical community in general & you should not be practicing medicine.


Trying to eat better and I’ve seen so many ads for pizza and now I want one


My baby boy such a good big brother, I remember when it was just 16 year old me and him. He done been through everything with his mama


forgot i had class at 12:50


How the fuck are people on their phone all day, but don't fucking respond to a message


why is my tl hating on happily


me to myself: “ok class today has been a rough day I think we should end class early”


If you ain’t with me or tryna help me grow I can’t be around you


Any dj playing Jerusalema! In the club It’d better be the remix.


Yessss Mason Mount! 2-0


Throwing out old broken cork boards as if that'll keep me from buying more enamel pins


Now who dug Bianca’s tweets up


no mention of your Money Undercover cameo? on the 02/18 air date, about 4:45 in. @adsteel ducking paparazzi


I joned a cult for fun, but now everyone calls me daddy/mommy


Can’t wait to get wine drunk for New Years lol


Scorpio seasonnnnn


Good luck at the scrimmage 8th grade football @user @user !! Go Coyotes!!!


Good morningg Findom!!! I want to do brunch today … everyone send $50


I’m still waiting on that Only Now VIP


One day i will also tweet "I got the ticket" for BTS concert... One day...


93 pressure


The valentines shirt from Bucees is so cute


Hi. I’ve only done this once before and it worked. So, twitter friends, I’m asking if you can send me good vibes and luck. Keep me in your weird little thoughts. I need to know that everything will be okay and work out. Thank you


Replace your addictions with clowns


i’m talking about japanese politics with my teammate during a LUTI match


still melting about how cute that damn puppy is


ppl don't think Corona done they just done wit Corona


Salzburg in the Europa League is gonna be a problem for someone. The depth of talent is unreal


#OnMyBlock did us dirty, what the hell kinda ending was that??? that was like a season 1 ending


please no b****ds


Money on ya head if you make a nigga nervous


ending 2022 by removing people that constantly disrespect my boundaries... ready to bring 2023 in with more peace


On the plus side of things, I’ve been drinking a lot more water


Her face cleanser? Pour Cameron pepper inside. Rubbish!


Soooooo happy I’m off tomorrow I need a drink


I love making green juice and this one i added some pineapple, nectarines, and peaches and omg it is the best one I’ve made


sitting here watching my gym boyfriend having conversations with every gay here, torture


As today is 22/2/22 I’ve placed a bet on the Chelsea match tonight of £2.22 at odds of 22/1 #FeelingLucky #YouNeverKnow


#StockMarket woke up and chose Violence!


I low-key want wonpil's pink sweater just for the meme but even I can't deny that it's hideous


Where do people get the time to "travel the world" and stuff like that when they're slaving away in some corporation all the time?


S/O @richandlonely y’all have the best customer support like honestly


Left and right you hear people setting up their whitelist spots with @user and they started doing this a month ago. Exactly 1 month before they've even minted!! If that's not value then I don't know what is


Not messing with the energy but I’ll wait


there's just sum bout me wearing baby blue


mfs don’t really care ab you


sorry i agree wit thug i don’t know 30 jay z songs


it’s that damn OUTFIT like ugh RAIL ME


Just when you think 2020 can’t get any worse they announce that @user is over


Chipotle’s “to-go” fork just isn’t the same as their OG fork


Ain’t no nigga you fucking with,fucking with me, so why for your love I’m competing


ok anyways bye I’ve got to wake up early tmr


The GfA attitude of not giving us presser when they lose really dey bore


Dam yall not stealing Nike & pink anymore


I need a walking partner.


i have to go to sleep now not knowing if the queen is actually dead is this a joke again bc this seems very sudden


DJ Smith says analytics bode well for D Christian Wolanin.


literally the first day of school and i had to leave early with strep throat


Cross me once that’s where you die at & no it ain’t no coming back


front seat sa jeep early morning after a long shift, best feeling


i wanna face reveal kinda but i hate my face but i wanna show it but im fat and i sont want ppl to see me as fat


PROS DONT FAKE


When someone tells you that you talk about your kids too much and then asks what’s new in your life, and you don’t know what to say because you basically have no life now because of your kids...


Just realised that The Major from Manifest is Heather Dunbar from House of Cards


they tried to put me in the dirt but i broke the curse


#TrackingKornacki and drinking whiskey like my plane is going down


I WASNG LISTENING PROPERLY AND THOUGHT HE SAID TITTY WHEN HE SAID KITTY


Can anyone help get me off of 66.6 followers? uuugggh


Oh man look at all these people playing ash Just wait for my turn


When he ft you while getting a haircut


my brother and this stanky ass candle shit smell like grass and ass.


My niece really FaceTime my brother to take her to get some ice cream lol


folks tripped out paying for modified pussy


I GREW ATTACHED BC TOMMY NAMED IT


Rihanna went from singing an offkey version of mariah carey's 'hero' at a talent show in Barbados to becoming a national hero in Barbados. Full circle yea


i be stressin bout you, for whaatt?!? #


Never met a chick from my city with no kids


My life changed completely


nothing worse than your pet being poorly


Got a fire stick for coming in 2nd place.


aaaa i've always wanted a screen tablet, but one of my biggest fears is that i won't like how it feels, switch back to my regular tablet, and then have this expensive screen tablet just sitting there that i'll never use again


I no longer care what comes outta my mouth. I'm not thinking before I say shit, I'ma just say it. Whoop my ass or stfu


Had a interview today and the manager had alpha motivational posters. I declined a second interview.


Your ex think she’s baddier then me... pls there ain’t no competition sweetheart


Sorry I haven't been in anyone's streams I've been busy then I got sick


whatever i just did to my bank account should be illegal


I want to do a Thanksgiving and Christmas photoshoot with my manzz.


Gonna relax now...


Walang Good sa Nighttt


Jeans are fitting alil tight


Q cool tener side


some people are real freaks, there was no reason for that. if any of you need anything, i’m here for you


long hair taking a toll on me a nigga be hot as hell ina sun


Relationships posed to be 50/50...I run all her gas out while she at work and she fills it back up


Main nigga just cut me off FUCK IT , nigga stop talkin just come suck it


Making myself unavailable has been the best feeling thus far


What Jay, Andrew & Dami did to Chyna, Coco & Summer just isn't okay


When you make it to the toilet roll just as your nose erupts and flows red


i wish i could get dressed up and go out to celebrate my good day


Yknow, after watching the Raidou SMT games I think they are the most charming of the series. All of the demons having little dialogue lines and personalities and sound effects makes you really get attached to the guys in your party. Plus the aesthetic and soundtrack are


I wish Benmore would send me an ewallet but he doesn't like me anymore


J x n playlist be so lit


I’m never going to lose weight if I keep going to days. But Damn its soooo goood


I know he better not have me waiting all night to eat


Golden stage update


Episode 6 of squid game broke me


Forgot the bakery and SuperValue


I havent stopped since 7am. Im exhausted


I think it’s so cute that gvf have songs called tots and mots


Hey @TiffanyDCross why the HELL won't @POTUS Biden replace Garland? Trump replaced ANYBODY who didn't do trump's bidding and Merrick Garland is NOT doing America's bidding so why the HELL is he NOT FIRED? Democratic lawmakers are weak as water!


Never give up your #freedom. That's what the #store is for.


i think i deserve booty rubs today. actually everyday


I didn’t know Greensboro was so full of racists


Its Sexy September so to all my fellow peeps, stay sexy and slay


Na we dey here Fuck series


Shit, I didn’t even know Lou Holtz was still among us until I saw he was trending for something he recently said


Typical Irish League, 100mph game with few chances. Don't think either keeper had a real save to make with two scrappy goals. Clucas and Plum were passengers. Plum looking a shadow of himself. Good fighting spirit though. Oh, and Kennedy is a @user


Book a session and take Me designer shopping


Being an insecure virgin sucks


Getting setup live in about 10 minutes


the goods have been secured


I’m super ready for the holidays this year


Glad to say my first vinyl is of From the Heart vol 2.


It’s ME losing my Apple Pencil in the damn fucking house.. like wtf


Jack tear me like 300 followers...Jack maame tw3


Playing some league today vs @ENCE in 1 hour first day of @NLClol


I want to learn how to make authentic mexican food. Tacos smack so hard and i could have left over FIRE food for dayss


I’m love sick right now


James McClean gets racist abuse but its ignored cause hes not Black


Watching @user on #Data20. Sometimes I forget how good he is... Just kidding. He's frickin awesome


the Queen is still alive


Long night for Chelsea fans


Foggy morning pala. Ang foggy sa labas.


Is it possible to transfer my Farm in Stardew Valley to another Switch?


Niggas talk more than bitches


All Starts 2.0 #WWESuperCard @user For the community


Her Birthday Is Next Wednesday Ayeeee


Hate that the one person I want the most, I can’t have anymore


TERFs "you're a disgrace to your family" Me: tell me something I don't know


When u kno somebody in real life u don’t even pay them cap ass statuses no mind


I clean and completely rearrange my room for my mental health and Jose like I HATE IT. CHANGE IT BACK.


I need a handbook on how to navigate girl group friendship, a thing I have never done successfully.


We go into a lot of shii blindly


OH MY GOD IF MY DAD DOESNT SHUT UP


Broward horny


‘If you run from the work, you might as well as hide from the money.’ Told my HR this & asked if i ever rest my brain.


I want to make a raspberry tart why do I get these very specific urges to bake very specific things??


what if i fuck around & wear a faja to the concert


I just need 36 seconds with Young Nudy


They will rt nd be engaging those tweets i rt, but they will skip my own tweets. i don't understand this my followers bayi.


The blueberries threw off my whole smoothie but I’m still going to drink it


let's go baby, straight sets please


This girl just said if I wanted the ps5 for my bday when I’m not even a gamer


lol my grab really saying tsk tsk everytime he hits a bump on the road should I count


What I’d do for a spahlo rn


I really hate when small black designers start making money off their supporters and start scamming them


I just gotta get passed Valentines w/o having to do anything & that just means I finally did


when ur math besties that you've only known for two classes don't show up


♡ gemini, pisces & sagittarius ♡ if there's a problem you've been avoiding confronting with your partner or your friends, today could be a good day to talk about how you've been feeling. the conversation might go much better than anticipated. don't be nervous! talk it out.


Yeaaaa Snoop


I need Drake and Rick Ross to make a collab album


Check your background before you send selfies


Everyone always take it to the net now it’s my turn


Tired of u non driving ass folks in Atlanta


I'm tryna have some #919 fun tonight


I’m a late but green leaf is good


People saying Darek Chauvin’s trial wasn’t fair:


I got lotion in my phone speaker


After thoroughly researching every single brand of cat food we sell in work and the costs, I'm strongly considering buying a large chest freezer and starting feeding them raw; at least I know what they'd actually be eating as most "complete" foods are just fillers and sugars


im sooo annoyed mannn


Thinking bout Tyler and where we went wrong


I want roast, cabbage, macaroni, & sweet potatoes


What a big winn


Early morning! OT pa more!


There’s always a ghost named Sarah


I'm gonna edge all night! If anyone wants to party in the dms, just hmuuu!


I stopped talking to this guy because he said drinking lemon/cucumber water was gross. That was a huge red flag


Who killed sara s2 tomorrow


getting a new hairstyle always makes me happy


Lisandro Martinez be looking at Shaw like " who the fuck is this guy trying to steal my position"


I miss my room gud ay haha


You got me up in my feelings… I’m tearing off your Vicky Secret…


I’m really worried about where this country is heading.... these last few months have just been SO much


TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF 1. Moses Etimbuk 2. Never Single 3. Dance Monkey 4. 1251 5. Whatsapp 6. O 7. N/A 8. Nigerian 9. Nil 10. Nil 11. Gays 12. 2018 13. My Phone 14. Lazy Boy DROP AN EMOJI I'LL SEND YOU THE QUESTIONS


Capeeee


I wanna participate in New York Fashion Week or go to a show. What a dream


I’m really improving and I love that for myself


(ASMR) Card Magic AND Minecraft Gameplay


I’ve been obsessed w the grocery store Lmao I just drove there for the right bbq sauce for these turkey meatballs and mashed potatoes


If I don’t go to the pumpkin patch this year I’m going to cry


Now all we need is @Edelman11 to head to Tampa and super bowl guaranteed.


Vibing to some Bowie with my little monsters


The only good thing about me losing my credit card is I won’t spend money Lmfaoo and plus they didn’t charge me for the last thing I bought


i want some mangos & tajín, i don't wanna make it myself


Mor-Ning


Wassup playas let’s make some real music


rt my pinned juseyo


not the girl at work with an equality sticker on her hydroflask that admittingly voted for trump


It's weird how so many folks know what my favorite drink is, as well as what my least favorite (i.e. hated) food is ...


I just got some new clothes for my next shoot!! I'm very excited. I hope they all fit well. Now i just need some new shoes.


Congratulations on your pending retirement @JJWatt wish you and your the family the best in the future and we’ll see you in Canton down the road sir much respect


Joshua Bassett ha hecho una secret session


oh how i love being a homo


#btc about to print those green chad candles


if it really is the country song ill cry.


i have to get up and shower but getting up is hard


God dey create sha


Okay, but Metroid Dread though.


“She call me acting all sad , damn”


1000+ followers instantly follow all likes and Retweet


Getting a salad from chick-fil-a


#Boycott_Atrangi_Re but how?


Lewis Capaldi is the definition of ‘looks aren’t everything’ LOML


The picture of my sorors tearing up hugging each other got my eyes watery


I dislike incompetent people. Now, everyone looks incompetent because you couldn’t get your job done or simply communicate


It’s da fat niggas for me


I swear, I no dey even see the fights, I just know say na 2 women dey fight over 1 man.


happy birthday @user allah khush rakhey, kamyab kry. one of genuine people i met on twitter.


Quarantine got me too comfortable with being lazy


I’ve got two girls that tested positive for COVID on Sunday (thank you summer camp). Today my wife tested positive and I tested negative … but oh am I starting to feel the aches


Can’t wait to eat that salad...


Delacre


If you show even a sliver of “oh lets be kind to Trump supporters they’re people too” yeah no fuck all that. Fuck them and fuck you for enabling it. This isnt the time to be nice to people who actively vote AGAINST a persons right to be treated like a human being. Disgusting


LRT HAHA time to go back to my middle school days and use paint tool sai instead


i just want to hit the pool shit don’t ever go as planned


Just bring the gold caps, I won't need no eats


Follow me. Cause all I want to see Sunday, October 10th is ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY’ or check your C.A Not a dang thing else


Everyone is so excited about Shein coming back on Amazon and I am clueless and unbothered because it isn't like I shopped anything ever from there before


Super tuned in for “for life” tonight 50 make his appearance on the show I know it’s bout to get real


Sometimes i stare at my fave actors hands/fingers and just let my mind drift


Let’s cancel the shitshow, America.


How do Utd fans watch this every week WTF


just got an award in drama


This bitch flipped me off so I ran her off the road. Stupid bitch I run this shit


Scenes when there’s a shit var decision. The day will go better


shawdy really be saying anything dawgg


My credit went up 50 points since i started renting


Anyone else getting problems with searching for a game in ptcgl? It just doesn't want to find me one for some reason


I heard it from a good source that the cure for #COVIDー19 is #NotMyVirus Worth a try


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