LMAOO!! So I'm blasting music in my headphones and I had to sneeze... so my dumb ass turned it down and sneezed... just to make sure it was down enough just incase if someone said "bless you" but no one did. So I just made a clown outta myself


When guys think me being nice to them is me flirting, meanwhile it just means you’ve entered my friend zone


if you see the songs i'm listening to on spotify,,,, no you don't


Bit down so hard my tongue is sore


Morning, have a great kita semwa


sm said support black business


I want it to be published now


Not sure what's going this year, late migration maybe? The weather? I have about 10 Warblers floating around my Aspens & Spruce tree. Yellow Rumped, Nashville and a Cape May to name a few. Never had that in the bkyd before.


I really want to punch somebody in the face, but I digress


For Life going be good tonight with 50 cent in it


It’s hayfever season and I want to die


bruyne created 34 big chances in the PL in 19/20.


swimming is basic skill for survival & some people really can’t?


OMG IS NOT FOR THE WEAK


Gays with plants and farm animals.


MLB IS TRENDING WAIT I HAVEN'T WATCHED THE NEW EPISODE YET AND THERE'S SO MANY SPOILERS ALRDY


It’s 4:55p and we’re on a zoom call getting absolutely no where with this problem.


I can literally be on time, maybe even early, but something always comes up! Something that I have to tend to always puts me behind and makes me late


Finished my second first day if Ring Fit


There's a Daddy Long Legs in here. Or as mate from Dundee calls them, a Johnny of a Thousand Legs. The Scots can be a tad over dramatic lol


I can’t wait to have lucid dreams ..


Sometimes you may feel like you not where you want to be . But just think about in due time


Been a minute since I tasted something so sweet


Fuck this shit I'm about to go home


“Just Wanna Rock” is the only song I liked from Uzi since “XO Tour Life”, and the shit got the nerve to only be 2 minutes


throwing up he didn’t even ask if he could pick my nail color


c yujin et lea day btw!!!!!


About time $SC got some attention


I’m never gone let the “if he can’t pay a bill/ money in ur pocket he don’t deserve no vagina” committee make me feels no type of way for letting a man slide me some peen…miss ma’am this my vagina & I’ll share it with who I want including u if u offering


Dammit started feeling sum type of way hadda take a pill again ughhh


Is there a support article that we don't have, but you think we need? Tell us!


As someone who got my Duckling Swimming badge, I know full well how much training is required for a title like this so frankly pipe down.


English : How old are you ? Spanish : How many years do you have ?


Sorry I’m just not able to pay 340 for glasses I don’t want to face reality that badly


You cant stop the rainnnn! When it starts to Pourrr


See ya Saturday , Netherlands


Whenever I have a blonde moment around my man, he says “It’s okay Des” and then gives me forehead kisses. What I would do for some rn


happy birthday @AnnaSaccone !! i truly hope you had an amazing day. thank you so much for speaking up about some serious issues, it has helped me a lot


[DAY 30] #100DaysOfCode Today I experimented a little bit more with scrollable lists in @user


My heart is forever broken


Do you have emotional breakdowns over your overwhelming love for Irene at 3:56 AM or are you normal


These two dudes came in and I didn’t know how to say fan in Spanish so I looked up an image on google to show them what I meant and they started smirking and giggling under their breath because I didn’t know how to say fan in Spanish


They changed Chris first day of school to Sept 13th. I’m irritated


I hope I didn’t scare you off or annoy you


My family really will talk your ears off, i don’t wanna hear that shit


Bitch left me for dead came back a monster


Thank u for the extra hour slave master Minnis


Baby got me chipotle


Someone: “America is a third world country in a Gucci belt.” Me:


Worst feeling in the world..trying to explain your trauma to someone and they say “why didn’t you just leave” I still to this day cannot explain trauma bonds to anyone in my family. I freeze and can’t say a word


I need the Jeffrey Campbell platform sandals in everrrrrry color for this spring/summer


The same ones are still at it I shoulda known


Psssttt Conservative males, There’s a reason they come get me to deal with shit. They know me, you don’t. Laugh now, hope you don’t cause me grief later


The #Madoff scheme was crazy!


I loved him…. But I love me sooooooo much more


#BTC #BTFD Load up now


ok but did ur college dean pay for all 4 years of ur education/housing/meals bcuz he thought u were a lil baddie ????????? my aunt’s did


i love her that much yawa.


The cold today is something else, a de ti gba shift bayi.


I want a boars head sandwich today


to all ahgase i am the one nalang who will say sorry to all my co army who have been so immature i hope all of us will still have nice relationship and we must not create wars instead we must support them both


I did a massive shit this morning and I’ve decided to commemorate this personal journey of mine by preserving part of it forever in a necklace, to keep with me always and remind me of this hardship


NO more winter depression im taking ashwagandha supplements and getting into stoicism


I was today's years old when I realized you can send a sticker with text in bbl as one message and i've been wasting my messages for almost 200 days


This nigga kills me


ATL I’m back wasup


Also, I’ll never understand how wine lasts people longer than the 1 pour… I know my pours are “wrong” so a bottle is only 2 glasses, buuuut they’re enjoyable and why waste time if you’re gonna go back for a refill anyways, am I right?


My therapist has covid-19. He's doing better today but still pretty congested.


Ah, you don’t need to subscribe to my onlyfans if you want a commission, just shoot me a message in Twitter and we can work out what you want. I prefer PayPal but I’ll be flexible


When you can't believe in yourself, try believing in those who believe in you. And when their spirits are crushed, believe in them the same they did for you. We move forward together


Once my dictator and I were talking football and I had to explain to him how terrifying it would be to get hit by Lawrence Taylor and I just heard him reference that to a friend.


empty cans make the most noise


The first thing i read this morning was a thread of changkyun being just sweet and kind to people. His parents really did a good job raising a well mannered person like him


It's crazy that I don't get mad bout shit I should kill a MF about


My special talent is blanking out at work


Urmm... this Galactus event is NUTS!


Dengue report negative Abhi Malaria and typhoid


Went to get my baby and my momma already got him


Oh you guys really like that first pass huh


if i would actually be pissed if fansites/media stuff are waiting for my arrival if i was an idol


I can’t drink Trish


Hey, You be lookin good today!!! Today is going to be so good for you~ I Love you Lots.


Don’t let this social media shit fool you


n e ways i'm ready to enter hell


Dear girls, No one won't make you a Queen. Study hard, Focus on your goals, Build an empire and live like a Queen.


I’m drinking guys and my soul is happy


cash kidd got a album coming out friday too omg


Y’all my mom bought me one of those foldable treadmills but it came in the mail broken


Can’t wait to take AJ to FL in August


Tower of fantasy pre downloaded now we wait


I love that I tried to talk myself out of buying stuff from the Sephora sale knowing dang well there’s always makeup I want!


always insecure with blsd cuz everyone so pretty


ion know bout y’all but is does spirit and alcohol smell nice or am i broken


Putting people down publicly doesn’t make you look good!


You paying for what I know and what you don’t know


All I said was that homegirl looked like Humpty Dumpty


Having a three course dinner in the house. Especially looking forward to my sweet or as you plebs call it, pudding


Marcus offside Rashford


Got my Gmail inbox from over 2600 emails down to 1700


Junkies


I’m finna be playin offline games inna min...y’all be weird


My hearts never ached so much. I mentally can’t deal with this shit right now lol


Endless #TikiTaka #FCBKOE


Damn I cants even send BNB to another wallet on @BinanceUS lmao I don’t wanna cash out, I want to buy more crypto


The amount of awkward Christian dates I have to endure eavesdropping on at my job


Ok now that I somewhat have plans for my bday I’m excited


I like my second job and it has potential to take me places. I think the timing is off because mentally, I’m exhausted.


Genuinely could probably live on a diet of Mash Direct Champ


I want your body gimme slop top onna front seat


Going to a taco spot sounds good right now...


The other CNA said this patient was hard me and grandma in here eating ice & watching lifetime movies


Damn I forgot my bucket full of tools at the Site and it’s gon fucking rain tomorrow


i miss d old yordle comp


Now She wants to play the pity card


After just one day of working in a hospital, my appreciation for all the staff working through Covid has increased by about 5,872,851,763%.


I pray my efforts won’t be in vain


“Bro I got hacked” nah nigga you’re just gay


I have patience with my goals because the shit I want is so big it can’t be rushed


i've been awake for a few hours now and i cant believe i already accomplished several stuff that needs to be done wow anw good morning!!!


I didn't need to make candied yams, but I did anyway


Thought @JHenderson was the big difference between the USA game and tonight’s win. Balance, energy and real leadership on the pitch. Gave @england the platform to perform. Surprise no mention from @GaryLineker after the game!!!


and there’s the 100% win record with jackie


guess who has to go back and get their charger after class


Some mfs real life lame


so... he’s dead or... is just a rumor?


1 month at my work! wowss


Just watched the new Mario movie trailer, animation looks incredible but I know I’m gonna hate all the voice acting


From a count 1 to million you’re the most precious one


Love is a wild thing


I feel like being reckless


some ppl just don’t know what personal space is


Leno, Bellerin, Holding, Luiz, Cedric, Xhaka, Partey, Saka, Smith Rowe, Pepe, Lacazette. Worried about that left side


I went so hard for Christmas last year and now I am at a loss for what to get anyone this year


Just start Laca against WBA!! It is well


woah I woke up I tbought I died


it’s finally november, my fav month


We received a little funding to do some NFT research so in the next days we’ll do some good raffles for taking part in our studies!


Everyone saying jibeom reminds them of Jin.... never even noticed till now they do have a lot of similarities


It has really been a long day you people so good night if you see this thank you


Tadic nearly broke that mans ankle


i'm happy that im back to my healthy routine. sleeping early, waking up early, eating my 3 meals, took my meds, studied, talked to my friends. i'm slowly going back to my lovely self and i'm excited to continue this process


Damn ma your socks aren’t the only thing that’s grippy


Parking ticket guys move like C.I.A agents


I’m just tryna be a loved and in love fiancé by the end of this year


I really need to throw out the HELP banner for some audio assistance. Having a lot of feedback issues with my mic and someone fluent in #voicemeeterpotato would be my savior! Anyone out there??? Any retweets would be appreciated!


Please don’t listen to Harry styles don’t vote w kindness vote with absolute HATRED of Donald Trump


when my friends think that people i find attractive are attractive too


Goodnight stop fighting


Chelsea finishing lmao


Way to make a splash Baltimore


I’m about to be a working mom while still being a stay at home mom, pray for me bc I think I’m tired now lol


Apparently there was a "perfect call" that was never answered. Good try tho


That’s a quality goal that


I’m sick of buying cars


i put my hair through a lot this passed week but i’m pretty happy with how it’s turning out finally and my olaplex arrived today, and i’m doing a protein treatment right now


Warning: Three more hours left! PLACE YOUR VOTE SOON!


might make a sid edit tonight


Today my daughter learned that some kittens don’t survive. My cat had 6 kittens and now she has 4. My daughter said she’s scared they’re all going to die but they’re doing great. Prayers Please!


First we had no internet, now we have no running water


Rhanya no comando


Better days ahead....


It's Trauma Tuesday Ladies


It’s crazy, how I could be so sweet. Yet, the one who’s always getting walked over. Sorry that’s just not me anymore im going to do me. If you can vibe that keep that energy over there


Why can’t someone come into my life and give me what I give to the world


Made a fb post and mentioned/tagged our gf. So oblique out as active polyam. Just texted our nephew to chat and told him as well as told him about DID. He’s chill about everything. Love that kid with everything in me. -TR


Everything is attacking or oppressing these people


I wish ppl would stop attaching their names together. It’s irritating!


I am craving my ninas mole, frijoles y arroz


Football will be the death of me


Me : *denial-denial-denial* Other ppl : *validate my feelings, tell me about that problem from their pov* Me :


Educating Rita has one of the most brilliantly moving scores of any movie I’ve ever seen. All synths. It still makes me blub like the child I was when I first saw it, whenever I see it. So, so good


Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?


e se eu rever breaking bad


$NFLX pick sides I think it's going to be a bloodbath here ..


We all know Corey Graves is an expert when it comes to “unprofessional” behaviour in the WWE Keep being a kiss up to Vince McMahon


Frank Ocean fans... top Frank Ocean song to date?


Someone buy me we:th


One week post virus exposure. Hubby and I are still symptom free.


Its so hard to say goodbye to #GreenleafOwn. 4 years flew by quickly. Still hoping bishop alive though. But that speech from last episode a lot of preachers should watch that and take it to heart. 1 more hour to go


I wanted #RenTu if they remake ALSB ..But given how they promote F4 and BT..Now I really don't wish for that..


deja vu hwx hit different


Streaming tonight! Going to be working on my final commission and maybe work on some fan art. See you guys in a bit


I just see a lot shit lately that makes me hope alotta y’all don’t become parents cause I thought y’all were tryna break generational cycles


I’ll never put my mouth on a coochie again! The things y’all let go up in y’all is just SICK AF!!


I’m purposefully ignoring that thing that’s happening across the Atlantic. I’m going to play some music instead.


Kisses to all my people who voted for the benefit of a nation and not just for themselves


good morning all! have a lovely day yaa


i have a bunch of screenshots from the manhwa im currently reading, i really had to its so much relatable


Finished AoT Season 2 I liked it more than the first season, I'm excited to see what's next. I don't have many favs since I fear most are gonna die


my computer has just started randomly closing all my tabs and shutting down


1yr in a couple of weeks. Wow


Making a new guisado I tried at a baby shower


breh im dying


my parents were judging me for ordering wine on skip but now they askin for a glass


After They Cross Their Real Friends They Hang With Anybody


Idk what to caption maybe hoes mad or stay mad but I might get policed wee woo


Social media got y’all heads all kinds of fucked up


.@DevJhajharia, winner of two gold and a silver in the javelin at the Paralympics, has been awarded India's third-highest civilian honour


my new vocal coach terrifies me i hate having to schedule things on my own


MC PUSH AND PULL


I sit on my balcony and wonder how you feeling


Made me and my mum the best curry!


I feel so defeated. Life is kickin my ass right now


Ion like that my typa body doesn't gain weight and muscles easily


Well I think I’m going through take some advice from @user and not look at my numbers the rest of the month into next month and see what I’m at at the end! Numbers always mess with your mental health and I need to focus more on content and less on numbers!


I get so pissed off when people pronounce my name wrong


I missed being cared for by one love of my life. God No forget me too me sef no small I need small loving


everyone’s talking about food so unpopular food opinion : sour cream & onion pringles dipped in Ketchup is CLASS


The internet provider I’m with has some problems so I have no internet at the moment... I hope it is fixed when I’m gonna stream


Ate Jason deli earlier and I’m still so so soooo full


Shut up Hana


Not my daughter calling this babygirl “Cody” like from Cocomelon because she was dark skin. Omg I’m so embarrassed


We got a track list


I haven’t been proud to wear RED WHITE AND BLUE since I was a child


Do y’all know ? Lol no verda


going to the gym all this week to look hot for the weeeknd is the real move


I can’t wait to marry the LOML


Golcha will always the best in my heart. We don't need that show. Thank god that they will never be in that competition anymore


The tripod I got comes with a Bluetooth device and ofc it doesn’t work


i have 8 exo themed tattoos… okay need to figure one more so i have 9


Then really have the nerve, the fucking audacity to say “oh I’m a slut again??? Wowwwww” Mf


I feel like everyone is pregnant rn… will never be me though


Its my raw dairy delivery day so it’s also my sauce and condiment making day. Just made my best Mayo yet, three jars of tzatziki and a pint of whipped cream


Not streaming today because getting a tattoo makes me sleepy as fuck. But I’ll be streaming breath of the wild tomorrow instead.


I will continue to think about that tow truck guy from now on he was so thoughtful and nice. Very handy with cars


i'm too anxious and excited to sleep... fuck


Took a good ass nap! Now it’s time to go get my plate from my parents house


Watching Caring for Derek what a lovely caring person Kate is, my heart goes out to Kate and Derek, I hope and pray Derek gets better and to all you who are against getting the jabs think again


I'm not busy now, but I'm still not around here, bc I reminded myself how much joy reading used to bring to me and I'm discovering it again. Once again I could read a whole book in less than one day. My attention span may be improving


Dex fuck work. Send


Can't believe Zap didn't score. But 2.5 goals each game at 9s


What's really gooooood, my friends? Long fucking after holiday, day for me. I'm tired as fuck, I am finally coming down off all my bday partying. Short week, thanks goodness! I hope everyone had a great day!


I’ve just decided that I must adopt a kid at some point God spare life


Free Tariq


D17: Still Hoping to secure a manifesto tix before con day


I be watching food videos on Facebook and be like dam let me get the recipe


What else, besides alcohol, do we have to justify not using?


love death + robots is the wildest shit I've seen in a hot minute...keep it coming...


It’s so hard to get reservations now


Baltimore is the worst city in the world


He said I’m high maintenance but he can maintain it


Me this morning: *takes chicken out to cook for dinner* Me this evening: Im just gonna order a pizza. Ancestors: App won’t accept the Apple Pay and my card is upstairs. Me: tries to use the card I have memorized. Ancestors: Makes my phone die. Me:


If you love SpongeBob and have Amazon prime, I NEED you to go watch the SpongeBob Docupants. It’s is so good and hilarious! You’re welcome.


“Idgaf, im driving in corpus now baby” okay go on witcha bad self


greta wished me a happy 4/20


If you wonder around with no direction, you'll get nowhere in the end. In order to achieve what you want you need to have consistency in executing the tasks needed to get there. Here's 5 steps to do it:


Any good hotel recommendations for NFR? Lmk


One thing about me ima do what I want


Talking to some people is just awful


My clingyhead wanna be with you every second because i miss you soooo bad


DAMN NETFLIX WENT UP AGAIN?! Ugh wtf man. @netflix


look at all the love I have saved for another.


Wow. It’s the 7 year anniversary of the Foles 7 TD Game vs the Raiders


Alright so apparently I made it to bi tik tok? And I am not mad about it


Drinking and grilling


I think it was a case of to much Christmas dinner for our front 3, absolutely terrible in front of goal tonight


Kings of Supreme and Walmart Today


Keke, imagine not being able to say nigga without getting your ass beat


Every heartless person has a beautiful heart, Like me


Edvin I'm drawing you


Hey so I’m going to start taking some small requests, so if you guys are interested you can Either Dm me or type it down below


2 ans jours pour jours


I want a popsicle or some luigi’s italian ice


I found out I had streams all the way in Japan


Don’t deny yourself the powerful, cleansing experience that crying offers. It’s OK to cry


Just made the best Jollof


i’m so happy that “borrowed” a charger for the calculator i”borrowed” from renni


How are ya'll doing today?


I hate having this fear can it just go away


Wifin another nigga BM is the goofiest shit you can do


Churches really put ‘thank you frontline heroes’ on their signs and then host regular in person service twice a week


The “black museum” episode on black mirror is crazzzzzy


ready to go up for my sister birthday


Perfect day for Rita’s


I really do have a love for weed like no other


rivaille quel homme


I wish I knew how to work this app ngl


Been back in NY for exactly 24 hours and just booked my next trip


Dude’s an equipment hog.


Wanna know if you can deal with me & all the things that comes with me


someone take me to fogo de chao


I dont wanna sleep yet but tom is my second day so I need a lot of energy to deal with the pain im gonna get


Just wanna go back to summer of 2016


i just realized the headband i bought years ago had cat ears in it


I need to fix my faded hair


All this free money I been gettin is crazy I been outta work since March jus living my best life


Azarenka @vika7 and Thiem @user


I have a #NewGirl reference for a lot of life situations.


I really want to leave Stew Peas in 2021 … but … it tie me


UNGABi EVERYWHERE


Does anyone have a extra #ModernWarfare2 ps5 or pc code, I’d really appreciate it


my brain short circuited,, how've i forgotten every single famous person i've met. i met & took pics with mark pellegrino. got to chat with daniel tompkins from tesseract, & also every member from ne obliviscaris. met mx. saw stan lee in an elevator. met a few voice actors.


The standards y’all have around relationships weird as fuck and explain why some of y’all single


y’all the Waba on Ashe is open


viro is such a fucking joke


Twitter be comin out wit some bad ass updates still can’t edit my tweets tho


People keep unfollowing me what am I doing wrong followers are leving me like girls


Overdosing on coffee then wondering why my ibs is going crazy?!


Is this how Griezmann plays in Barcelona?


trying to do my t shot but keep getting distracted with a good playlist


I been so busy I forgot my birthday Monday


Im excited to dye my hair


i like steak bruh


why can’t it be? why can’t it be the two of us? WHY CAN’T WE BE LOVERS? yw


Have all Summer off work. Time. To. Do. Me.


When u get a 1/5 on ur prelab quiz


The way I play that boy they should put me in a magazine


Anna Delvey must be the elder sister of Tinder Swindler because what???


Human Made prices odee


It’s weird when I get phone calls because I do not get phone calls


being an hourly screaming levi is too much work but it has been fun


I’m so mad. I can tell you now, no @user volunteer wants thier school to be charged for our Read2dogs visits. We are completely against this


Tha coffee shop guy that Lorelai goes coffee tasting with us CHARLIE SWAN from twilight!!!!!


I was today years old when I learned certain cacti are edible!


Quavo geekin bout saweetie


K bye good night y'all


But well, definitely, the priority is the computer to be working very well


Real niggas ain’t posting their cash app on their bday


i hate that i get emotional when i’m frustrated i be feeling so weak


I just started Queen of the Sourh and Güero is soo yummy


I been avoiding the hell out of my paper!


To all my fellow millennials living on their own and working. How much is y’all monthly over all bills? I’ll start. I’m about $1.5k a month … I wanna see something


70$ on games is still to much, Sorry to break it to you, but that's how I feel


My sister has been in surgery for the past 3 hours and I haven’t heard anything. My head is spinning man. I just want her to be good.


2020 IS 5SOS WORLD DOMINATION


Taranta for today's videyow


I'll buy supplies to last me a week, everything go finish under 2 days....Why naaaa?


Emily in Paris is so good, you really cant go wrong with Paris


I can touch type with the longest of longest nails


Love yourself a little extra! You’re evolving, learning, growing, healing, and discovering yourself all at once. Take all the time you need!


sign bato ng red flags


Dejong: 3-29 in last 29 AB’s


If a guy with freckles ask for your number, give it to them.


The warehouse was hot this past weekend. IN ALL WAYS


fuck you and you a,b,c’s, little alphabet boy


These industry niggas recycle the same women


Kalvin Phillips is fine at Leeds..


I go thur phones, fuck all that “It will come to light” bitch I am light


I do enjoy starting my day with some laughs


If you need lashes for homecoming I'm ya girl


If you want to unite people, the more silent voice is always the louder one.


Okay, let me go to bed before I give myself a headache


I have so much work to do and looka me


I’ll be celebrating FOUR YEARS of sobriety in October. Crazy how time flies when ur not coked out all the time


No one Literally no one: Absolutely no one: Me to an anosmic person: smell which tisane you prefer best!


Official grab sum liq & sit in the house weather


I’m finna watch a movie on Netflix before I fall asleep at work


Currently trying to make my father give in in going to Pinkpop next year with me for @NiallOfficial


Man I used to eat baked potatoes at a shopping mall that came straight out of a microwave right before my eyes. Those spuds made me the gamer I am today


i'm so sleepy but who cares


Ppl in the replies talking about food poisoning ... that's not how any of that works have fun chewing car tires


cornbread ta arepa?


I’m low key sad & stressed tf out. I think I threw my grill away


That was coffee being warmed up in the office this am…I guess the corn smell was coming from them sandals worn today…


oww secret


I will have my crib & another car by my birthday


Kit Deluca from #prettywoman reminds me so much of my aunt Jean who’s dead


Have you check my pin ? Check and support thanks


Keep calm and chill just football


I stare at my mans nose in his sleep and get so mad bc his pores are so clogged and he won’t let me squeeze all that stuff out


Klopp himself knows Adrian is shit


Animals, especially cats, are the best things to exist ever.


I just DoorDash my cat medicine, hopefully we’ll see changes


The clubs finna be crazy after this is over


just saw a black man smoking... but its still BLM huh??


nobody should stress me o, ara nkan mi gidigan


A lil belly ain’t never hurt nobody


Bill Gates (and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation) are doing tremendous good in the world such as fighting infant mortality and developing vaccines. Too bad he might be the anti-Christ.


Good day today, found out I’m off to Cyprus with work in January. Not a bad way to kick off the new year next year


Lord once again I confess that I committed a sin and I walked away from You. Please forgive me once again!


why kdramas hugs are always so awkward???


My first poem was published in my early twenties. Now, my daughter's first poem has been published and she's still a little tween. Proud Mum moment


Morphe needs to stop having all these sales


im thinking of a lip piercing tbh


i think i'm going to sleep now, good night y'all


Bro...... i miss destiny


Dancing on the hill ampoteccc. Castle on the hill pla un HAHAHHAHA


I just wish mac was still alive cuz I want another album


Burger King and Checkers is nasty


To buy or not to buy $400 skates


Name your club’s most undervalued player of the past few years


One thing about me is if the energy ain’t reciprocated I’m gon’ fall back.


This is to the younger guys. YOU DO NOT NEED A GIRLFRIEND! Focus on why you are where you are. It's easier for you to be distracted from your course than it is for the girl. Stay woke


is there a way to change from ems to dhl on gmarket? i really wanna buy from ygselect but i want to receive it immediately


dropped off my film let’s see what i actually captured bc i truly don’t remember


Y'all, kindly follow @user and get her to 2k, No dull vibes with her..She's pretty and drops nice contents


I’m in line at the store and this nigga is tweaking. I am afraid.


I’m a whore for gyoza , why are they so damn delicious


Mis red flags'


If Gaga or Rihanna don’t win this Oscar


College is highkey draining


Do you want to know what your ML algorithm considers important? I mean, what features are the most important ones for your analysis For example, after performing a clustering what are the most determinant features that make an entry belong to one cluster and not to another?


#SecretLifeOfPets just casually taking his tortoise for a walk!


“Agency” meme comes from same US leftists who say “umm, actually the isn’t even effective” they combine this with a white guilt where they think it’s infantilizing the third world to acknowledge CIA plots and efficacy. Irony is the CIA was most effective domestically, on them


Moving out of my art studio after over a year


I’m tipsy and very excited for the premiere performance


Promise you gone always wanna come back for more


No me aguanto hina


WTF IS WORDLE


I Been Tired Allday Ivy Bday Wore Me Out


Rondon will come on and score the winner


queefs are just a woman’s vagina blowing kisses


As much as I get plenty more room, I absolutely cannot stand sleeping alone anymore


Of course UPS loses my @LouisVuitton package.


Win or loose , you pick or choose, it’s a lesson everyday


my favorite ancestor just called, I’m on the way


When a dude you haven't been with in 8 years tries to tell you what you should or shouldn't like...


Can’t wait till we beat Seattle and terry goes off for 150 yards and 2 TDs, and DK gets clamped by Darby and Apke


The signs on college GAMEDAY on Saturday


These niggas out here hit different


i want carvel


Lemme Go Ahead & Make These Tacos


Redoing my baby room


I usually don't flirt but If I do please cooperate


I’m on the ubahn after a fantastic @user gig and I think @user gave my new single its Irish debut!


Waaaaah !! Self I'm so proud of you


I'm conscious, I guess. Good morning, friendos


Fuck No Nut November. I can nut all I want!


Atalanta my goodness


It is absolutely roasting


About to try cauliflower mash


Your enemy could be right under your nose, and you won’t even know it


I wish I wasn’t so indecisive


iPiano lama coloured is the funniest kind I’ve ever come across.


The CDC said be nice to me


Baby who told me to do OT , these folks getting on my nerves already


Got my first payout from IG todayyy


Reading is such an extreme sport


Collagen creamer and CBD tincture in my coffee, on my pretty girl shit! Effortless self care is so


Tell me why I asked my sister what her fav song rn is and she said “Mexican radio” by SPM


Hey, I just want to ask, I wonder you ever played Dead Cell? You did? Ok lets just watch dog videos for today.


Deep joy is about to be restored to my time line


Last break … know that mean I’m almost off work .


I be embarrassing myself on the TL


Coaxing has stormed home at Newcastle from the back of the field to claim 2nd at an SP of 16/1! The Lucky 15 pays profit for the day


Day one of lockdown: 8 hours of deep cleaning through out the house


these days, it takes courage to sneeze in public.. just the glares, you gulp it back down your throat.


Imagine Kentucky turns blue


I swear being a single mom ain’t for the weak


Seeing your face on my phone made me wanna vom


took my sleeping pill, so now I just gotta wait a bit for it to knock me out! I'm looking forward to catching up on all that sleep


making a super depressing draco edit


Best compliment you can make Jones is that he’s just slotted in like he’s a 3 year in, 25 year old pro. He does all of the proper work in midfield and has a goal threat. He’s 19 wow! He’s tactically so aware. Most kids with his skill set join the number 10/forward player club


“I'm Okay”—— Someone that is fighting depression and contemplating on k!lling em self


Today I looked up some videos and taught myself some really basic video editing. It's not alot but I'm proud of it.


Tbh I don’t trust anyone who speaks on the experience of other people especially women and those who like to be called god


I have a modest rock collection. Please don't laugh.


I want Wicapi to dance jingle, my mom and sister want her to dance hocak appliqué. What does Wicapi want to dance…….Fancy……


How you not even a fan of her but yet hid the location


stiles


Literally ecstatic for Brent’s new album


CR7 / Rashford / Fernandes 1,5 buts @user


If you ever loved me, have mercy


When you DIE people cry and beg for U to come back,but when you are here they don't even show they care about U -life HYPOCRISY


Was this the game plan,soak up the pressure for 66 minutes, do a couple of subs then start playing football Rangers. Seen it to many times


I still can’t believe Mia can write her name already


How much is Taco Bell delivery again?


Why do people have so much anger & hatred they feel the need to force it onto other people? Chill out man


I miss my boo, that is all for today


I swear I could stay in her bed forever ….. maybe she’ll ask me to move in


If you are going to be stubborn. Be like Sonko or even worse


A lot of sad news today.


i thought i was gone smoke today but ima chill . I gotta get this job first


My goal for Election Day 2022 is to have a whole parody liturgy written by the time the freaks @user release their “real” one so we can see which one sounds more like the real one.


I should be in bed but I’m currently sat on my kitchen floor waiting for my waffles to cook


My husband: There's a frog in the front drive that doesn't look okay! I go out armed with a Chinese takeaway tub to collect it and nurse it to health, dressed in pyjamas, just as all the neighbours come out to bring their wheelie bins out.Frog hops off happily, I look demented


There are now more than 86,000 people in Japan who are over 100 years old.


Being the bigger person hasn’t been getting me anywhere! I’m too nice to people


My passport waitin to be stamped again


lol I’m gonna have 3 professional teams on my resume at the age of 19


Finally ready to admit that i am indeed sick .


Pls don't be fucktards, it's too fucken early for my road rage


I love having a job where I set my own deadlines


So clueless! What happened to you man?!! @user


Just drop my son off with his mom. He has been with me pretty much the last two months. A huge wave of emotion hits me as soon as they drive off everytime


Yo if hybe lets BTS model for CK they gon be covered HEAD TO TOE and yall know it


who tryna bet I got Biden beating Trump


being an adult is tuff


Sorry about the emo posts. I'm just a little guy with big feels.


Put some respect on Cristiano Ronaldo


Only thing a bitch can take from me is notes Hoe


It’s October. When is Halloweentown coming on!?


My baby finna be 2 months this month I guess y’all was right enjoy them now because time goes by


It’s so lovely to see @MercedesAMGF1 on my timeline again


These kids washed up with my shampoo now they smell like peppermint


yall dnt ever see my money cs i b so quick to spend it when i get it


Why am I still laying in the bed when I have to be at work in an hour?


Electrical factors will hinder the use of electric cars in Nigeria. An electric car needs to be charged to a significant percentage for it to reach its full potentials and a long time of use and this can take a long time. Nepa must take light! How can you be so stupid?.


the way I didn’t get a tattoo in Mexico


Ramona & Ghost got custody of Yaz dats why dem papers sealed tight he told Tasha dat at Raina grave .. dats my theory and I’m stickin to it


I remember when I tried to teach myself 2K by watching gamers on YouTube and I had to give up bc I didn’t know what a euro step was


if I ever told you “ fuck you “ I meant that


Buffalo chicken dip and Harry Potter


jim you’re so stinkei


also i missed getting nut vids pls spoil me w them


Today I fixed a broken garbage disposal. I couldn't be more proud ! I thought it was hopeless...I had the phone in my hand to call for service..but I put it down and I persevered and ultimately I succeeded. #IGotThis


i owe my best friend the world


My thing is when someone upset, frustrates, or annoy me, I simply stop talking & acknowledging them. And that upsets people but I promise you it’s better then the alternative


whims of fate my beloved


Look at you, single and scrolling with them dry ass lips


the way that on ig my friends have totally different opinions ab cm and the cast and they literally support them constantly despite knowing the shit they've done honestly it's just


"let's go eat" a love language


I hate when my alcohol not mixed with sex


you know it's time for autumn when i have to take Thor's winter gear out of storage


everyday i get closer to death


u look twice as good as anyone i ever met


Saw a picture of one of my old flames and now I’m asking myself why I stopped talked to him


Idk what the neighbours are cooking but it smells absolutely banging and now I'm starving


God first An Good day ! Better days are coming


Can’t believe ima be a boy mom


If all of us start sending our parents to our workplaces because of something a work colleague may have said or done to us


I’ve really been cutting deadweight it my life these past few days … ending shit instead of trying to keep things going.. I’m so proud of me


I just need a iced coffee and I will be in a good mood


I gotta move June 1st and it really just sat on me. I hate moving.


i literally force ms to have a mental breakdown


Reap talk though, idk if we will make FWA this year. Still alot of things up in the air. We gotta do a whole ass move, sell a whole ass house, and buy a whole ass house. Got some whole ass life changing events coming up in the next few months


If I do giveaway I'd get over 100 comments but make I just tweet nah to dey beg


Accidentally decided to head home during rush hour and the train was STUFFED. I haven't been in such a cramped, hot space with so many people in so long.


about to press play on ep 6 of first kill for the pod… first time watching since it was c-worded


Late everyday


Y I pick hornets?


When the bong hit hits you perfectly


My room is so cold of a night


I really do forget twitter exists


all idols have shadow aspects, so pls don’t believe everything that you see on screen


With February just around the corner, who's looking forward to the end of #DryJan - let us know what your first drinks going to be below? And if you failed #DryJan don't worry... There's always next year


Fight week and race week


Low key having a minor panic attack packing for my first travel abroad in like 2.5years, lovely


Can’t wait to gtfo of this house. Big things coming for me all 2020


I try to always smile Not because all is well But because I know all will be well


#njcup just seen G.O.D. get kicked out of Bullet Club. It's nice to hear Kevin Kelly screaming about Bullet Club again. I've watched alot back with the Bucks upsetting Kevin Kelly. But feels good to hear it again! Although, missing the good members


Pamper & treat yourself


i just had a gross realization that making superbat siblings aint gonna stop some people


does it look like i’m interested? NO! so get the fuck away from me


lewy with a proper first touch


Finished possibly the most important presentation of my career so far Flying home today to see my brother


Idk but I kinda like the rough look on some of these n.ggaz


I'm my little cousin's fav


My insecurities are the worst


The next go-to product for #fintech cos will be secured credit cards. Most likely a copy-paste version of Chime's Credit Builder Card. It allows them to expand into interest revenue + credit building tools while minimizing underwriting and delinquency risk. Some thoughts


Cause self care


The fact that I find dark eyes absolutely beautiful and I was actually SUPPOSED to GET brown eyes but for some reason my genes went fuckin wild and decided “nah, let’s go for the low percentage grey eyes instead of giving this bitch what she want”


Other computer done went out. If I was weaker, I’d cry…


These ribs is going tf up rn


I love banga soup


Why Dairy Queen charges $1 to add sprinkles is beyooonndd me


L’action du Real sur le 3eme but


i dont want top to be affected by this and lose his patience so yall better not spread the photo and keep it to yourself respect his private life pls


The sunset right now


I turned into Michael Phelps when they threw me in the deep end


I’m ready to dip up outta here


The fact that I have to lift myself to sip this michelada is pretty sad.


It just pissed me off going grocery shopping in this heat


Oh Honey x Delegation


Omg!! all these signs!


Manifesting that one of them says “I Love You” to the other, in the next 3 episodes.


WHAT IS COMING IS BETTER THAN WHAT IS GONE...... Exactly...


I really be waiting for his call every day. It’s my favorite part of the day


I’m about to spazz forrreal like wtf


Day 19/100 Today I covered the first section of the ACE Learning Phase 1: Deep Dive Channel on IaaS, Networking & Storage in the Cloud :) @user @Andela @Pluralsight #100DaysOfGADS


I believe Mctominay would do a better job at CB than Lindelof


I know I’ve been terrible at posting, but just wait for my birthday trip in a few weeks, I should at least get a few juicy new vids, and if anyone just wants to spoil me for my birthday or book lush control sessions that can definitely be done too, weed/lingerie/toys/alcohol


When @user makes his grilled cheese with a little bit of mustard


Ight imma spend my lunch crying over Namjoon


I'm in the front they want me in the back bih dont front gett urrrrz


the chances are low but never 0


Until the world as a whole ,gets its shit together as ONE I don't see possibility for much further advancements of the human race. Technologically or spiritually


Hi I’m Mallory. I have multiple accounts and i talk to myself on all of them


I need to be cleaning but here I am laying on the couch watching Chicago Fire


So I went to work and worked at work today ~ Hoo-rah


looks like imma be taking a gap year


don't hate on hummels, mbappe would make it aswell


One thing about it , my siblings gone come see about me


White wine citrus vodka blunt dope movies good music


it’s really hard to stop procrastinating when i’m really good at pulling together two months of not watching lectures into 7 hours of efficient (i say that lightly) studying before an exam and still manage As and Bs.. a curse.


The lack of masks is disappointing but not surprising


choi minho & mark lee my main rappers // vocalists


We're less than a week away from @user month! All month long, we will share what matters most to us and how you can vote for a better world by choosing #bcorps like us! Join the conversation and #voteeveryday


I was just accidentally in a bedwars lobby with tommy, tubbo, techno and ranboo and I fucking disconnected


Marian Shved a cert to score against us isn’t he


At what point is "specific and limited" mass direct action (3.5%) justified? Is it now, or when #Borisconi's government: (Pls retweet for stats.)


F1 here I come


Looked like that could of been a penalty if Anthony went down but didn’t #mufc #Wolves


Just give us Happy Now. That's all we need and I see no reason for why they haven't released it yet lol. I'm going crazy!


Na girls wen Dey do steady giveaway I wan Dey follow now


I think @user not fuckn with me lemme find out


I’ve been hard at work on some projects


Very impressive performance tonight UTFR


Made my second sale on Mercari! Took an offer for less than I hoped, but then I remembered it isn't about the money. It's really easy to get caught up in the money


Nicki Minaj is the Queen of Rap. I don't make the rules


Yup, time to make my own clique


Finally getting Tacos on a Tuesday!


i miss making my own problems like who tf gave these bitches creative control


That’s how I really didn’t finish this application before the deadline


Whos this co commentating on the Rovers game? Jesus Christ


Any cat lover is directly my friend


My dad has no idea of what depression is and how it takes a toll on someone


“I heard pubes are making a come back!!” - @user


Rode his face all crazy


My throat hurts sm from all the throwing up from these past two days.


I will NOT give up on my dream just because the market had a little hiccup today. This only gave me more will power to thrive and continue fighting for what I believe in.


My OF is 20% off for@the next 20 subs


I have no energy to cook but my man is requesting some type of basic ass chicken


yall heard about the new and upcoming olimar player thirty4? Look up olimar 34 to see funny pictures of him


Stephen Miller tests positive for Covid-19. I can call it a day ! Stock market drops Miller tests positive


This drive to NC gone kill me tomorrow


I need a good show to get lost in. Somebody put me on to something


On Law and Order yesterday a white supremist character shouted “Can’t you see what’s happening to this country?” Why yes, I can.


Spent last two hours trying to solve a weird issue I was facing with ThreeJS and animejs. Frustrating, but let's hope I'm able to fix it by tomorrow


Billing and Coding here I come


No im not focusing on the way sebek never accepts the praise because malleus happens to be mentioned in the same sentence and instead diverts to talking about how amazing malleus is and his efforts are due in part to his greateness aha


And of course I’m getting a shot


We got the old Gucci back


I'm not someone who brags much, but I do make a banging chilli con carne


Debating on salmon & shrimp fried rice or a seafood boil tonight


pool and brews to end my little vacation


Whew I’m way too nice


Yeah thaw out my wine... I’m on that tonight


Free all the real ones


And expensive for a cookie


i really am about to go insane if this virtual school shit payton has to do doesn’t start working


Woah I’ve never sold out of a product before but there’s one Firby sticker left?


Bbq shrimp tonight


Friendly reminder: Make yourself better. Good morning


I guess que el verano de 2019 fue for nothing


Andres is the cutest he refuses to let me pump my own gas.


Looks like we can delete Enhance


//someone literally stole my edit and put writing in it and a tag.


I have a feeling Elon Musk will run for president and win. Once this happens, it’s over…let the purge commence


I just closed twitter and opened it again within the span of 5 seconds


Now Mas is off until mid April... that means no income for my family. Oh my god. My babies


I have an interview for pharmacy technician at CVS


she left me on read for 24 hours, so i left her on read for 20 minutes #fuckcommies #winning


The worst side of attachment is that it never goes back the way it was..okay you're not talking to them,you're not into them rn but their presence,their existence will affect you..you can never become complete strangers again. It would've been better to be strangers again.Alas!


Extraño a mi mejor amiga horrores but also I’m happy she got a new job.


If you ask anything about me I hbet they tell you I’m solid


November Study Session has started! Lots of SNEA involvement tonight


I wanted that pussy 6 niggas ago, baby you can keep it


Like Ma’am Go On & Watch Cartoons In Your Room While I Lay Down & Drink My Wine


SUCK IT ANXIETY I DID BIG THINGS TODAY


Hey I want my kids to call you "Abba"


So we’re under a Stay At Home Order right? Well.... what if I was homeless?


Wrath of a Man was a movie


I be winging it driving at night ian lying


i love my job, but living in houston sucks. i waste my evening in traffic


Sutton are some team ffs week in week out


I'll never understand why guys slander Omena walahi... That meal slaps so well


Love to get an inventory validation report and instructions to investigate the suspiciously high and low counts Like seriously boss most of these numbers look fishy


Step by step. On fire


My phone service half works today. I can make calls but not get calls .


He gonna be mad when all he can do is go to Target.


GAY BUTTSEX!!!!!


got my passport woot woot


My mom really disowned me cause i told her how i feel…


Late replier to be honey


There's no show as funny as 'Modern Family' to me right now.


Waffle spends a week with Zach and is suddenly climbing rocks on our walks?? Not a coincidence


hahah my life is falling apart


Why did they just burn tf outta my corn at California fish grill


So like... Where is the Republican healthcare plan that's suppose to replace The Affordable Care Act, AKA "Obamacare"? Anyone? Anyone?


In an EXTREMELY exciting 3-2 series, NSG (Onyx) completes the reverse sweep to advance to Reality Championship Series FINALS next week! Now that’s an #NSGWIN if I’ve ever seen one!


what does this man c*lby knows about quarantine???? he was traveling the world mid pandemic


I need a rug for my living room


Full body tattoos >


I love who in my life, even if we don’t talk everyday.


You know where the danger is!! I wanna strip naked for that gent


A random lady at physical therapy today overheard me talking to my therapist about sensation through my hips and was like "Wow you're SO GREAT at describing things" Thanks lady it's a skill I developed because I'm hella crippled


thinking about BTS


stomach has been growling all night im on my skip dinner wake up thinner shit


Uncle Sam wasn’t playin with me this year


tickets were sold? congratulations for who've got one! not two, three and four


I swear Brandon takes forever getting ready


02/26 02:26 Happy Birthday to me!!


the way that I love u is insane


You can’t even have allergies in peace anymore because of covid


You got what I need, lost my heart inside your sheets.


Iont speak highly about nobody or at all fr ... so if I’m speaking good about you.. you sum different don’t make me regret it


Y’all my customer just spent a cool 1,000 dollars with me


take your friends on a date challenge


speaking this into existence: I will get my internship approved


where's big narstie I haven't seen him for ages


I see all these people writing poetry and it's making me think I should start writing poetry again


Massive win. Christensen solid once more


Hahahah my mental health is declining someone kill me now


I'm so horny than usual, HELP!!


Sheeeesh Book!


Gleich geht's los, bisschen Bucks Basketball und Playoff Rankings


i asked a lady if she was in line and she called me a fucking f-slur


Soons im bout to go get something to eat here come a new intake


Smooth epoch transition to 261 both on bp and relay nodes. Excellent job with the fixes released in 1.26.2 @user ! Quick and efficient way of fixing performance issues over we. Impressive team


66 pity on the asia account and zhongli still isn’t here?!


“LoL aRe U a kiD? yOu gO tO sLeEp rN???” Bruh shut up like fr


Why do I feel good being the way I am? To be Pinto does not need to be beautiful because then it would be too much to ask


I just wanna get paid already so I can go buy Christmas stuff


Went to 4 different stores to find this bottle of DJ-70


A bottle of Tequila is calling my name


ghetto girl & she gotta a Phatie That’s my favorite bitch


I’m soo locked in .. I gave my cars away until im at my goal


I need my mom more than anything right now


i completely forgot that i have to figure out what i’m going to package the jewelry category items in


Horny Ych in the works keep ya eyes out if you want a piece wit my sona


Could go on about all of them tonight. Meslier makes a great save at 1-0 and covered his near post so well, learning. Cooper with vital blocks. Ayling outstanding as per. Pablo added some magic, Bamford did everything well and Raphina was..Raphina. Even Costa looked sharp


Needa go vinyl shopping……….. …


It amazes me how many people still have that they work at The Krusty Krab on Facebook.


What if we went camping It was late at night We went to the lake We took off all your clothes Jumped into waist deep water And you peed on me


My parents officially moved out so now I have an empty house for a few more days alone & i couldn’t be more lonely lmao...


Im stealing my moms dog


i absolutely love my piercings


Although honestly if I was a performer I wouldn’t stop in Vegas either


If you workout at @user and you hear afrobeats playing during your sets you really have me to thank, you’re welcome


There is a huge shift taking place during this pandemic. In the long run it will probably be good, but certain things and people do hurt a lot right now. Change is good, even if it’s painful sometimes


I think for my birthday ima go skydive


gotta call my accountant warn her we're moving tax brackets


Although nonsense is what you're doing, I still like u


So I’m going to FWA, and I think the biggest struggle is going to be trying to balance being a horny puppy and actually fursuiting and doing con things hxjdbdbdb Regardless,,, hope to see some of y’all there


late night breakfast ticket


2+ years working from home and i finally got an new ergonomic desk chair- here's hoping my back starts hurting less


Me & my sister got #NDubzReunion tickets today, can’t wait to go see them


20 minutes left of dteam content


Sometimes life teaches you not to even trust your shadow, but life goes no


Milk with ice cubes


If there was vaccination for the Coronavirus, would kail Lowry get it ?


The Color I trying for my birthday so pretty & raw


scenes when the “i believe that we will win” losers have their hopes crushed on saturday


Ayo Rankin and Bass films are playing on the TV and now I feel cozy


Nj to ny bridge tolls going up on January 8th


I took feet pics at the springs


Should i be alarmed by the burning sensation in my chest


loveholic listening thread


LET RUSS COOK


A squad coached by the yorker king can't bowl a single yorker at the death?


Selling on Facebook cool all but mfs love wasting your time


i miss our daily fights with luce!!!!


I need to be FED !!


Goal is not to get tapped out tonight cause


Sometimes i think, tht i shud also change my header but i don't...bcz, I luv my header....


I owe $2k in tolls


happy traffic directors day guys


The ones we love never really leave us. They stay immortalized in our memories forever


I'm back from my day off and it looks like we might finish Rise of the Tomb Raider today! I've missed you guys. Should be live in a few hours


I’m locing my hair, period.


If I get excited about your dick just know you good in my book


Who is a broke nigga in a short sleeve hoodie shirt? I’m so confused


About to start sketching out some Tatoo ideas for myself


Give up Marlon you won’t convince him. #Emmerdale


If a nigga think that the way he "moving" is hurting me then he failed himself at life. Me just being myself and speaking my mind has hurt more people my entire life than what people's intentional moves will ever hurt me. #LearnLife


Got my covid vaccination and I didn’t even catch autism


Praying for my Twin/cousin


buying nasty food is the worst


whose thick ass dad out here shoveling in yoga pants?


Why do you people use "meeting " to lie ,which nonsense meeting una de do ? Ghost meetings lol


Not the Amazon truck blasting music


Fine bitches my fav


If that's a red card then football is fucked btw if anyone sees the replays then goldson touches the malmo boy


did i delete a bunch of frauds out of my phone? yes thats self care my friends


watching a miles straw ab


New, updated and vague T&C's just means I'll have to say good bye to #Monzo. Great 4 years together, though.


u amaze me.


remember when wdw came back and then khalid just happened to post a “???” on his story so we thought we were getting a wdw x khalid collab


literally $120 for they shoes, really blew me! i pay that for my shoes


Not my niece saying she wants a cousin


Braiding my hair in this bus park got me feeling extra Jamaican #luvithere I’m good in any hood


Bill Walton has completely lost it


Joao Cancelo is only 26 years old


I’m doing a whole lotta cussing in my psychology essay


I just want to get eaten out. Like nasty sucking slobber legs shaking


A lot happened… P4treon post is still gonna be posted ok i didnt forget. I just didnt plan for the purple kazuha to pop up in the middle of my posting schedule


My dream job has always been to work for the @PoliceNG I still do not know why, but I wish I get a chance to


My dad who is 72 said “they should have just hired @Jared_Carrabis to manage this year he would have done a way better job” I didn’t even know he knew who you were


Really just cost me $33 to fill up my car


Lmao wtf do I be getting myself into


It’s good to always have sensitive and reasonable conversations with these girls before you make it official, some women are carrying empty heads manh


I just mixed avion wit my wine


haven’t opened genshin in like 3 weeks


If you like to smoke and just vibe to Kid Cudi let’s be friends HMU


I’ve been listening to Maetro a lot lot lot lately


Come get this merch


lrt i'm back in thorki feels and this time with the added whumpage of HAIR BRAIDING it's my strongest kink probably


Some nights are like dream ..


The previous generation doesn’t give af bout boundaries and say the wildest things


expect me to save that IG live in my phone and will most likely watch it for x number of times in a day


Goulash on the menu


I’m so annoyed with trying and trying for the fucken shoes ! Sneakers fucked me over and now champs ! Wtf man !


I should be gettin' high with @user eating some fluffy cheesecake


When Democrats use the word, "Cop, it's foul." Cop is a term of endearment between those on the job and those of our countrymen who support police. Democrats (and even some others) HATE the police. Despise them. Be honest and call us the "Pigs" you think we are. Be brave.


Buzzing for @AnneMarie and @user new song Friday


this is going to be my second Christmas in a row being sick


I got Zoloft a bell and am teaching him to ring it when he’s hungry. I will update you all on if I end up super regretting this decision.


Reminder #MarketingTwitter friendsssss Thursday 6pm we are back for our SMM Creative Minds Brainstorm Session! Look forward to you joining us. DM me if you would like to join. For those who came last time looking forward to seeing you again


Jack Diamond in the rough


making my cousin atole to make her breastmilk start leaking out… my mama in law gonna be so proud


Back in my bed. 3 weeks later


Getting more and more comfortable driving with my dick out


I respectfully snapped at my supervisor today because she was on some micromanagement ish …. But now i feel bad


Just watched #TheOtherOne @BBCiPlayer brilliant so funny. Really easy watching tv brilliant cast. Loved it.


Re: Asthma Why do my lungs sound like they’ve got corn popping in them when I breathe


trying a new walnut taco “meat” recipe today for some big ass vegan burritos and i am very excited


REMIND YOURSELF: When you’re feeling hopeless,hold onto your faith, your struggles are meant to make u better


Nun just cheated on my final & got a 99%


It's Tuesday Cam, you do not need vodka today


i aint even gon lie . . . im bullshitting today with lifting. My arms are too sore


A human made that beat!!


But I don’t got to play nice no more


It b little weird shit I peep & keep noted mfs b tripping lol


Mannnn FUCK ALL THIS BETTING SHIT


3 more days 3 more days 3 more days 3 more days 3 more days 3 more days 3 more days 3 more days


I want Alfredo with grilled chicken


WHY did nobody tell me that maybe the mayans were right about the world ending!!!


Nina looking right even though she gotta mans lol


Oh the knee


would it be socially acceptable to bring my food scale to a restaurant and weigh my food


Also, I really appreciate the love on my lil pants, for those that were asking, I got yall on orders after I practice a little bit more.


Signing Juventus players has been nothing short of perfection for our club, we should definitely be after Dybala


For those of you experiencing frequent Octane Render crashes in C4D, untick texture caching in your Octane Render settings.


watching yootaeyang fancams bc i miss sf9 so much


Going live with Prey here in a few, hope to see some of you there


Whats up, You be lookin good today~~~ Today is going to be amazing~~~ have a great day~~~


hi y'all hru im currently questioning my gender


today is the day i lose $150 or Astros force a game 7 and make me keep my money for an extra day


#Whip #Willy is out


Mitch McConnell woke up and choose violence today


Think the only thing I hate more than this fuckin heat is the moths that come with it


I hate when I’m eating something and I save the best looking piece for the end and it ends up being the worst!


I’ll see you guys tonight, I got a evening date with home goods & target


That time of the game where Jota gets 3mins to do fuck all


my grandma hasn’t made her tamales in years and we finally convinced her to make some tomorrow


drake did what needed to be done with pound cake


my daughter trying to reach the remote on a very high shelf lmao girl, sit down & eat your dinner


lil Wayne Carter 1-3 can’t be touched!


I need more people to follow and fill my timeline! @ your favorite accounts so I can add them


Some horrible rejection candles on #ALTs tonight


PSG and Manchester City are the two most richest clubs in the world rn, but they're yet to win a "Champions League " trophy. Liverpool is the poorest club but they've won it 6 times. Money is not everything


Pronto andaremos en una Pershing 140 to el kr3w.. watch


I got so many vids i haven’t posted yet


some of ya’ll non mlms have made shipping two white men together your whole personality but ya’ll dickroys aint ready for that conversation


Describe your current mpesa balance with an Emoji


When physical touch is your #2 in your love language, this pandemic is hitting me hard


here's a friendly reminder. please make it a habit to look over the current status on the voting apps or websites before copying and tweeting the ‘voting tweets.’ always check if the information that you're disseminating is correct


BC's @user will be headlined by @jackharlow (6/23) & @odesza (6/24). Weekend passes go on sale 1/27 at 10 am PST.


Ended this semester stress free cuz I took no part of it


Good job on @netflix for putting your woke staff that are offended 24/7 on check with that letter basically saying you can leave or you will be fired if you can't do your job if you're offended about the content they put out


Wiz Khalifa Promises will always hit


Tattooing yourself is not easy but so worth it


Finally the entire house is negative from covid 19 It only took 7 weeks


Stop using other people as your profile pic w/o their consent.


The worst part about playing the Sens is that it’s a lose-lose proposition. Win and you did what you’re supposed to; no positives to be gained. Lose and it’s “holy shit the sky is falling” ....Sorry did I say that’s the worst part? The worst part is we play them 7 more times!!!


Spending daddddy’s money wit an attitude


They don’t appreciate u until u dead n gone


Wednesday can’t get here soon enough!


Do you ever feel you are not doing enough to help people? I try to help where and when I can but I feel I should do more.


elise from hell’s kitchen really is a bully lmao that kind of attitude in the kitchen?? it’s really obnoxious and i applaud the people who dealt with all of that


Qt header q hahahaha ufuduxiskebrnf happiness


Straight sick of y’all niggas


Facebook be blocking me for the dumbest reasons


God it’s me again. I should be champagne tasting in Monaco then meeting the girls in St Tropez for our weekend get together. When lord. When


Going too sleep with some on the the left hand side of the bed is so fucking cute


Silenciar bad bunny


imma be 18 tomorrow


I was sad that @Cartel wasn't opening up for Andrew for the CT show. So I made the decision that I need to go on a trip to Virginia so I can see them! So excited!!


You don’t see your own progress because you’re constantly raising your own bar


Y’all getting spicy wit these anonymous questions


Received the Indigenous careers award for the second time this semester


Is Queen not over reacting?


You know its gonna be a DAY when i can't even count to 2


my birthday next month and i still ain’t plan anything


God hears and sees all so when you trifling toxic wash belly gyal want to try and be disrespectful to me over your own insecurities then try to make fun of how I look lol I know he’s going to have something for your ross I’ve been trying to keep it to myself but im done lol


why are these younger boys trying to slide into my dms ...


Call me what you want , but don’t call with out my COIN


My bf pockets gonna hurt when he sees the list


"@Shegestiga: Please be patient Small traffic dey


I’m feeling like I’m improving a ton what? I’m really happy with it :'D


It’s pastry week my fave week @BritishBakeOff


Dawg I gotta pee so bad but I can’t get out the car because there is a stray pit walking the block. #WhatDevil


A federal judge in Texas temporarily blocked an executive order issued by President Joe Biden to halt the deportation of certain immigrants for 100 days. And so should the any show of old Biden and the communists end


Metallica at Glastonbury? That'll do just nicely thank you!!


I start my new job as a manager tomorrow and I’m nervous as fuck


Came to the outlet to catch this polo sale and these hoes closed for the day


Once im over you , You'll never mean shit to me again


i was about to find real bf on tinder


About to take braylin to work with me y’all pray for me


Train to Liverpool for an overdue catch up with some of LIHEs finest alumni and a new meeting venue. Just hope @northernassist are on it today


My friend is getting married and just sent me a registry. Mfer you’re getting an #NFT and you’re gonna like it


I promise you that no one gives a fuck if you’re taking a break from social media


when the queen dies will the tangata whenua get their land back in the will??


I make memories with my baby everyday cause tomorrow not promised


China will soon control three different wind power farms in Texas, including one that will route power to a United States Air Force base.


Liquor make me wanna fuck , but you gotta hurry up before It make me sleepy


My set up has arrived, just waiting for electrician to come and approve my stuff


2 more days till football & then my tv will play nothing but football until February


At nite I Dweezled! I go to drawer and dump meowm’s closthes on flore


Maybe i should try to use Palamute. Kangen naik anjing


#massage#jeddah#saudi arabia#MD#if u lnterested inbox me 0548412506 thanks


I've been trying to pare down my follows a little bit to clean up my feed. If I unfollow, please know it isn't personal


this is definitely a red flag but who cares


I already know eating my lunch outside is gonna be a BAD idea


I pray that God will Protect you always


Ass cheeks make me happy


|| My poor bby Cheryl. I’m in tears rewatching the first season.


New Zach Bryan album on May 20!! Let the countdown begin


Bitch don’t know shit bout my life or wha I been thru or where tf I came from. My city is a battle field and tbh it don’t matter wha part u at or came from my WHOLE city press they line. I’m confused on who grew up wit a pic perfect life.Speak on wha u kno & the Dick in yo mouf


Was super nice getting back to it today after the long weekend


the new season of virgin river on netflix


If my father taught me one thing it’s how to lie about being married


When I leave the gym I go straight to the mirror and look at body because that mf look good


I need @sza to come out with some new music


not afronation cumbria


this week I want to learn something new


I’m leaving my house in my gray sweatpants. Iykyk just how down bad I am rn


It's kinda wild how so many of y'all didn't know Purah was Impa's older sister


I can’t stop talking like the lil girl from BLY manor I find her speech absolutely splendid


2 days before Derry Girls S3 on Netflix!


Twice in 2 games Wales almost rescue a point to concede a minute after


I really wanted pizza tonight but it’s gonna be hot girl summer so I chose a salad instead


y’all in my views and ion like dat


I don’t trust people that are too attractive. You mean to tell me you don’t have 10+ gfs/ bfs?


Held a moot court in my Administrative Law class today on the SCOTUS student loan forgiveness case. Of the two student panels who adjudicated, one ruled unanimously that the Biden program was legal, and the other ruled unanimously that it was illegal


At #K3 football game and the little girl sitting down below me is eating nacho cheese with a spoon and also dipping her popcorn in it


where is my daily do0_nct update huh


It's free to be nice


Brutal giveaway at the blueline leads to a shorty for Syracuse


Motto ATM: It is what it is


. Y’all face, skin and neck be 3 diff colors


Cant wait for this Major League DJz vibe on the 20th! I’m in there lit!


my hair appt is next week and im so excited to finally have purple hair


This is why I’m ngmi. I have no idea what an art gobbler is.


“Va & bh is fan service” “y’all had them for 4 seasons already” okayyyy and we want them for 40 mf more and what?? Like are we supposed to stop wanting more for our ship to let yours have some time?? Lmaooo plss get tf outta here


I hate walking on an aisle somebody just farted on


I know my daughter was sad and bored during lockdown, staying home etc so I’m hoping to keep us all happy


This weather ruined my run


It's 5pm and there's still so much light outside!! I'm so happy, my mental health is already feeling better


ty bubble


people born in 2067-2089 have not been born yet


I found a Love for me I haven't been the same Since smoking dat weed......


Jesus it's too hot to sleep


I'm so lit right now fr today's been a great day


I’m gonna watch dean I can’t watch Syk too much pressure


My patients can be very thin but I’m working on it


Biden-Harris 2020, Baby!!!!


Surgeons really gotta stop giving people those alien lookin belly buttons after a TT or BBL


Not me going on a date not even one week after I came back


Horford might miss game 2 as well


just saw 333 now what’s gonna happen


As much as my mom yells at me for the stuff I do I still love her


We just be linking up an fuckin, we keep it gutta


If you were to have s£x with all your exes a day before your wedding would you manage?


mom smoke


There’s a Christmas movie premiering this week on tv that I watched last year & I’m so glad I have one less movie to watch this weekend.


Good conversation abt business


gotta add another butterfly on my neck for my lady


if i ever change h’s contact it’ll be to vinny and no one will know why except her


If you’re trying to make others feel bad because they didn’t vote for who you voted for.... don’t. That is all


I’m really graduating this semester


Just took a fat nap in my full beat and it didn’t even budge. Thank you urban decay


I forgot to eat today. Have been doing something for my empty wall in my room


Ima double text with no shame. I say what I gotta say with me chest


Bibi is back


Next destination, Dieng, i'm coming


i’ve been getting into norse mythology lately


I seriously needed some good news. We’ve had two leaks in our roof recently, so we’re definitely going to have to replace the roof in the spring if not sooner, and it looks like a corner of our house might be shifting at the foundation from all the rain, which is not good.


The ladies and gentlemen that are live streaming the Harry Styles #LoveOnTour shows are out there doing the Lord's work.


Kansas gon win the natty this year


Ah yes, nothing like putting $50 into a loaner car & another $50 into my car that Acura was supposed to do because my car was in service for 3 days


me and frida are literally “la cherrryyy & la strawberrryyyyy”


I love cooking with wine! Sometimes I even put it in the food


Just posted new content on my onlyfans! Link in bio


i would do anything for a hug from my grandma livie rn. just to hear her say “love you, love you, love you” one more time. those words would make it all better.


Ronaldo brace & Pogba masterclass, my boys ate tonight


New postcards and stickers are ordered!


Waiting for that “checks are here” text from my manager


!ANNOUNCEMENT! So the release date for the starters was moved to December 24 so there will be a release date for the other pokemon Thank you


Bro, yk how in astrology there ur the planets and the zodiac signs there in & then there’s the 12 houses? Learning about ur 12 houses is like learning about a whole other part of u that u couldn’t explain before, like it’s so fascinating.


Is it just me or like do you guys know what hospital y’all were born in? Because I just asked my Amma


I can’t wait to get cute again, cause I just haven’t been feeling it lately.


At this point I’ve given up chasing Zuri and yelling stop, put it back, etc. Fuck up the whole house if you want sis, I don’t even care anymore


Is The Pillow Guy really in the running for RNC chair, because that's just too perfect.


love when people remember little things about me


Success is like getting pregnant. Everyone says congratulations but no one knows how many times you get fuvked


hi @user you've been very busy these days mahal, don't forget to drink your water i love you


My fav mask just flew out the car window


I mean I could but considering I don’t wear panties under dresses, that wouldn’t b a good idea


aaarghhh bm gelato


imagine if warnettes daughter’s first word is adam


Why would you buy a @Tesla #modelS when you could buy a @Porsche #Taycan


Been slaccin


$BBIG that’s more like it. Let’s move baby


time to test xiao out


Just gotta make it through the night


Ens digit season


#Ergonauts for life


what happened to @user and her daily polls?? I need those back in my life


i think i’m mentally fucked up when it comes to niggas i’ll never trust another nigga again


Judas kiss or what


My man on tour and still doing better then niggas


What’s with all these marriage requirements tweets?


ah... I really hate it when someone tries to make fun of my comment on yt because I get upset and want to talk back so I dwell on how I want to reply, but in the end I just let it go because I know people are stupid and I hate trolls so I don't want to waste my time arguing


a kid drew on my white sneakers with a red crayon I almost


Tweaked something in my back this morning so I'm officially day-to-day with an upper-body injury.


They say u can’t have cake & eat it too but ain’t that’s what u posed to do?


Joined all robux giveaway,hope I can win some after back from school


When u find out they degraded u at work rather than getting a promotion


I miss Proctor


I wish I was rich enough to spend money on tickets to see My Neighbour Totoro at the Barbican


Im watching that Mario movie for Princes Peach and Jack Black Bowser. Ignoring the Crisp Rat isekai part


you’re in his dm’s, I’m in his car playing Pokémon~


I feel like bw don’t have a chance to be the woman in the relationship and feminine while dealing with a bm.


No one ties a knot tighter than a drug dealer


Stella Rose Wya


James mcevoy is one handsome man


Hello guys im going to need ur help with smth, just a small poll so pls open if u wanna help me pick


Day was a looooot


y’all unpacked yet?


indo comer cuscuz


Damn, is it too early to go to sleep


At Drama Matters we are looking for speakers for Disability and Equality Talk Theatre Thursday on the 15th April at 7pm - if you are interested in being a speaker email us on DramaMatters1@gmail.com #DramaMatters unfortunately there is no payment but you get to raise awareness


#PriyankaPaltan someone pls send me the colors link where we have to comment for #PriyankaChaharChoudhary I can't find it


what a BEAUTIFUL day to go on a run, wow


Im a hoe for him after we fuck he holding me


sweet dreams peaches


Looked like nunez header was over, but Salah following in was definitely over. Darwin causing them problems either way though


ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᴴᵉʳᵉ ʷʰᵉᴿᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷʰᵉᴿᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷʰᵉᴿᵉ are my besties?


I count my blessings every day, regardless how the day turns out for me. #gratitude


I want more Ralicia content


mentally preparing myself for the shenanigans @ the hospital tonight


My anxiety randomly heightened today


Thank you for lighting my darkness with your good morning


Two coffees and a joint... Yoga time


why are there still no articles abt still dreaming on bb200?


Hahahaha I have a sinus infection


I have Kae swinging in her swing because sis is cutting up


I just want to hear him laugh


I hope I find the love of my life in 2023 forreal


Left @FaZeClan on good terms only, wish nothing but the best for them


Caolan Marron again, different gravy


I think i got the plan


Okay the problem is that now I wanna animate cute shit but I know I’m just gonna be sad because I can’t fucking draw


wembley could hold around 60k for concerts, twicks does up to 80k


where yall going tonight?


It amazes me the things I choose to remember , and the things I have completely forgotten until it's brought up . It's annoying


It’s everything some people just want to have problems with.


good morning!! hoping everyone is having a lovely day so far!!


I’m gonna call it already, Chelsea aint winning a fackin thing this season.


If someone made Old Bay fursuit spray I'd use it


Happiness and contentment isn’t good for the economy and the world is increasingly designed to depress us


Good job #Amavubi you just made Kigali vibrant


My boss has started doing this new thing where when he “needs” me he’ll call me 3 times back to back to back every time. I’ve also started doing this new thing where I put my phone on silent as soon as I get to work, and go “oops” when he gets frustrated. Sorry jackass


anytime someone other than @USPS handles my packages, it is always an issue. i never have a problem with the post office. goodness


He is going to celebrate his birthday with her. But she will cheat on him again then he will eventually message me but I will kick him in the ass and never response him


I got my sister to watch Stranger Things for the first time, I’m watching it with her


All I want for my birthday is to finally experience the casino and end up at playhouse at the end of the night


Sometimes I really bloody hate these "memories" that come up on my Facebook. thanks, but I would rather not see pictures people took of me and my ex where we look mildly happy and in love. Thanks but seriously no thanks... *untagging immediately


the way twitter made the quality shit


i’ll always love you, but only from afar


$opti I believe in this just needs to release a pr on any updates and the contract that has already been confirmed a few months back with a logistics company. We have waited and will be compensated


before 2021 fucks off into the sun, does anyone wana admit they have a crush on me?


when you have a good people in your life, you have to thank allah for this.


Like whaaaa


Where’s my Amazon package


Trevor May looking exceptionally good. Solid option for the pen this season


if no one told you today, I’m here to remind you to stfu. always.


SYKS HAIR AND OUTIFT??? HELLO


I am IN LOVE with our baby shower invitations


i just walked into my room after taking a shower and i left my music on and fucking daddy issues is playing


If anyone ever finds themselves with an extra ticket to closing night for & Juliet... you know where to find me


if u have to publicly tweet about a bad boyfriend u should just dump him


Having an emotional girlfriend is dagdag sa stress and all.


I really wanna try being a ginger just once, ooouu or some popping pink


Looooll bro, I just heard Throat Baby for the first time


I agreed to get braids and I still got this sew in


Tommi started crawling just a minute ago, so I tried to record it.. instead I recorded her laying down with her but in her air, farting.


It feels good to sweat


Just got my first wedding invitation of the year


Goodmorning mga #KakamPINK


He who keeps watch of a prisoner is a prisoner too... Let that sink in


BBnaija has a unique Fanbase. They drag everyone


Completely misread my Coptic professor’s notes and translated an angel (of the Lord) as saying “give me your pants” instead of “put on your sandals” and have once again disappointed every language professor who has ever taught me to use common sense while translating


did ex oomf deactivate


I just want to give Oneus some comfortable clothes and sits with blankets, food, drinks and just relax. Watch Disney films, hang out with friends and family or just chill out. They deserve it


#MLBS5Spoilers #mlbtwt I just have a question, how did Adrien suddenly realize his feelings for Marinette like somewhere at risk & strike back… did it come out of nowhere??


Them shrooms y’all be taking smell bad asf


I love the way Chimamanda writes


If you talk my name, I don’t have to talk yours..this ain’t do for do. I stay true and move to suit.


MH over here having a FIT cuz i got the cool laptop and his shit bootsy


I came home to my 5s


Only reason I'm happy this night is cos there's light to watch the live elections. What a country Nigeria is


Origi time, one last time


Recensement check


Feeling alone is the worst feeling ever


She might talk that talk but she ain’t gone slap you up like i use to


Starbucks will never see my money again


Traffic is unpredictable. Late.


Corona virus made me do it! Was too busy to use tweety over here


If I fall back I know ima be in my feelings can’t no one fuck Up my money


It turns out that Shinobi is one of those games that feels satisfying to play, until you discover it has no continues, and you can only beat certain bosses with certain weapons which you lose if you die with no way of getting back. I hate this game


cleo looks so much like her mom


someone please pass me an oscar for pretending im happy everyday


I haven’t had an appetite the last few days - I finally get one and I found a hair in my food. Now I’m about to starve.


I hope the angels know what they have


I actually like peds ED


nun, finna block and delete you for playing w me


i need christmas layout. someone pls edit a christmas hat on the girl in my pfp


I hated Robyn& Harper marriage


I’m dtf D- Down T- To F- Fucking destroy this pussy after quarantine


Call me broke; that’s fine. I’m still not paying +700% markup on a damn thing. I can link with Ben E. Keith and pay $20-$25 per HANDLE.


Tuskys is falling apart.


Give me my 91 Camry back where I could ride on $20 for a month


not people on instagram saying "2020 is not so bad afterall" bc there will be a after 2, 3 and 4


He’s underground like the central line


my jebah always a good listener


Gas a box me left right & center.


Damn so it’s like that huh


Gonna be leaving this shit place soon


Big shelf with most of my bonks fell over please pray for their safe recovery


Of course they’d need me as soon as I’m about to leave


mcdonalds hash browns


the thing about me is i think everybody be lying & on bullshit


Whoever said hoes don’t get wifed was a big liar


I feel like blessing my close friends tonight


Israel becomes the laughing stock of the whole world. They take their vaccines and boosters over there all right. But it looks like only pharmaceutical companies feel better after that


Cooking and waiting on My mom to bring my daiquiri


i stand corrected.


My laptop is broken can't have shit in detroit


Miss eating ice cream hihi. KETO brand is good. Price


I am late to the party but @ziwe is so fucking special.


why are all of the good taco places so far away


I do not deserve the unfair treatment I am getting from access bank! That bank needs to fix so many things


Trying to find a outfit for BLACKTOBER


the btr vip presale codes are too generic. i don’t like.


Got my hair done today…you officially can’t tell me shit!


the internet has too much of an effect on me…. i just said “slayyyy” to my professor without thinking about it


That “you was ugly” shii piss me off like wasnt you texting my cellular device!?


Don’t FOMO into projects without doing some research first a lot of projects get pumped up by influencers just so they can dump it on you, don’t fall for it


I crave you more than Sharwama


mgk has the nicest jawline I am


I just want my damn car…


madison's grandfather has officially begun his quest to convince me to move madison and i to sussex.


What a mes de eventos que se viene


I real live dnt like the ppl I got stuck wit


Did illegitimate biden just leave the dentist? Talk about a slur baby.


If I want my ass out it’ll be out ion get complaints ever babes


So what bronzer do y’all use


I hope it was worth our bond


I think I’m ready to lose my virginity


Im always nice and i hate when i am especially to ones i don’t want to and they SHOW THEIR FUCKIN ASS . now i gotta be a bully and make u super uncomfortable Everytime your around me


My immediate response to anything over 30 pages I have to read in grad school is always "You are on fucking crack"


The devils taking offerings. Stay rosey


Procrastination at its finest


"People say that I’m difficult but I’m only difficult for the ones that don’t share my principles" boss quote from mourinho i can relate to this


i need sum dunks


Ofc I have to poop when my moms taking a shower


blindly in love i fucks w you till I realize I’m js too much for you


all his bitch know is trap & do nails


Wearing a mask forever from now on because the wawa worker asked me if I was doing okay because I looked like I was having a bad day, when it’s literally just my face.


What things are small things? "Ultimately all things are small things" Eckhart Tolle


Worst game of the season so far


I turn 21 tomorrow bitch


Why do boys always cut their hair when it reaches its peak


I highly recommend y’all watch takt op.Destiny on crunchyroll. This show has potential to be a new hit


can't believe I'm gonna see the boys in a month's time


After this year, I’m definitely buying a house. Renting & paying over $1200 a month ain’t worth it for something that will never be mine


Stressed and depressed But we still living so


Take it from a vet that was a rookie ass mistake


Thank God someone’s looking out for me! Just got an unsolicited call telling me they’ve noticed my vehicles warranty may expire soon. I was shocked and exuberant with the caller, exclaiming my appreciation… Just before toning down to say: My vehicle is a 2007 dude: click


All this #IWillStayAtHome #stayathomenigeria those in the garment industry/value chain need to position themselves well. Post-isolation, alot of us will need to buy new clothes in bigger sizes o.


I’ll know if I get that job today wish me luck


Just dip yo titty in chocolate for valentines


$ETH to $4k


WHEN Y’ALL KIDS SELL THEM LIL SEIZURE KITS I’LL SHOP! I DON’T WANT NO MF COOKIES


United will win the league and I hate it...


All of a sudden, I’m thinking of the Italian Mafia.


This forensics real CSI programme. Filthy fucking nonce case


guys i think the new friend i made in lab is a marvel fan bc i saw she had a widget of loki


Finna get me a hot dog on the stick


I ain’t never did nobody wrong just know I’m always keep it real but remember I’m human not perfect


The first season of Martin is just him thinking Gina was gon leave him for any ole flimsy reason


People really be blaming their actions on their star signs. The stars didn’t align and give you permission to be a bitch


Craving some cheese dip


Nah this too much power point presentation I gatta do.


I’ve never understood why Chick-fil-A has to give you a whole head of lettuce when you get a spicy chicken sandwich deluxe


I love @user challenge giveaways, and Ya girl finally won one. Thank u bestie, see u guys in the next challenge as well


That's it folks! Peg dolling is over for the next few days.


Don't usually go in the pool but today was a must


The girl in the elevator w me smells like huevo con Winnie. And I can’t


I want a crispy baguette with fancy butter and expensive ham


Tabi seeing y'all hoeing over him everyday


Man no grow but what man pass thruu grow pass ur age x30


My neighbors dog has been barking outside all day and honestly it’s making me very sad


Let’s take it back to 2017 !! When i didnt give a FUCK bout a nigga or how he felt ! i was so nonchalant to you lame ass niggas


Having your business name on a debit card is a different type of flex


Everybody that’s Durty just know I love you . Y’all are my family and I don’t know what I’d do without y’all . Please be safe and come to me if you ever need anything . I can’t lose no more family


Buyers market coming


I want a dinner date then tattoos after


Feel like all I do recently is go and watch Bolton win


Maybe the new sims update will fix the fact that my game becomes unplayably laggy when the sun shining in a neighborhood that has a green eco foot print.


i want some fresh watermelon off the truck .


Sorry I had unexpected work this weekend so I didn’t upload my stickers BUT they will be up this week along with another special item


Jell was supposed to have her official visit today at CSU…track coach called someone texted positive…so she rescheduled for next Tuesday and Wednesday but we’re going to the Cavs game to see my fav (Jimmy Butler) and now I have to drive to Cleveland and back twice


Your kiss was so real in my dream.


I forgot San Diego can get hot


163 days until my day of birth


Wow I didn't know Henri Bendel closed...That's crazy. They had such cute luggage


Thank You God at maganda ang lab results ni Mama


Just reached division 2


What am I to do without Mons this morning


I just saw the cutest shit ever like movie cute


Another pain, another fight!


Laging sold out yung vinyl ng After Hours at Fine Lines.


do i really want a mustang


Crazy how the STRONGEST BONDS end over the weakest shit


Some people lean towards giving, and some taking. Celebrities are usually big takers by default, but Jisoo is a big giver. She's so special for that


Got most of my birthday weekend shit I just need another fit and shoes


Only 3 new songs


what is it with teachers and assigning me shit like i don’t have 6 other big ass assignments to work on rn


I'm so honest...people may take it as being rude but thats not my intention


I was so desperate to leave education and start working and earning. Now that I have experienced it for 3 years I’m now ready to retire by 21 cus im sick of this shit


Found a little hedgehog in our garden tonight, I think he was trying to play with my dog’s tennis ball and that is just too cute


Hey @CrumblCookies I’ve been driving over 40 minutes just to have your cookies, anyway I can get a free 4 pack for my next trip?


Fuuuukkkk that was a good session


Looks like S.Korea has dropped to 9th place. Switzerland takes over now! Isn't long now that US will overtake S.Korea!!!


Hope to see some beautiful titties today


Bought back half of my weekly TTD calls on price weakness. Hoping for $TTD strength for selling 400 contracts with 10/15 expiration. Got to keep the duration tight with stock likely to jump on Q3 earnings early Nov or earlier.


Medicine made me feel sooo much better


That was criminal from Kolasinac bruh


ehe good morning...


sperd...#BlockbusterGodfather


$NFLX damn how the almighty has fallen. Was 700 not too long ago?


not me belting out Love by Keyshia Cole in between deadlifts


idk what to post anymore, i feel like i’ve been on stay twitter for too long that i don’t know how to function in atiny twitter-


Not bringing my problems to the internet I handle my battles in private


I don’t want people’s lives to fall apart and that’s why I care about toxic systems being pointed out


Started a holy knight build and so far I am getting my ass kicked


The gut sensation of optimism beneath the network


My time to move out of this house is going to be more delayed now, nice


Love seeing my old girls back on the TL


I just want somebody to come rub my feet and my booty


Me dropping my lines off Verizon one by one…and when I get to the last see if they barter with me..


Once you missed the principle you missed the point


Good Morningggg! Have a Blessed full of Faith Day!


tempting to finally leave bulacan in july and live back in qc before f2f classes haha but i cannot just do that in a snap. still have to officially cut my roles and responsibilities right here in the community.


why did i just get a call for an interview for a job i applied for in MARCH 2021 LOL


Just had a life changing thought!


Just been playing the new 7" single that came with my @user this month by Jarvis Cocker with the windows open and it's set all the neighbours dogs off


new tatoo soon


jk and th are the biggest taekookers ever!!! disgusting !!! i hate taekookers especially these two


nie why i done got on snap.. & in my memories.. it says “ trip to bartow “


For some reason I thought WC3R was out later this week. Pleasant surprise to come home to. Downloading now!


I can finally get my classes back going. I’m excited.


press alt + f4 to get free v-bucks


Mfs was free ,gettin money and never gave me nun in life or did nothin for me lmfao, ima still put money on them books shit just crazy


The appreciation us Men have for Women is high. Like whats not to Appreciate about women


NO TWITTER HOES + NO INSTAGRAM HOES = Unmatched Energy


jon snow


Y’all I’m sooo hype about this new business venture


Can’t change a person who doesn’t see an issue in their actions


590 $ to renew my tags is some bullshit if you ask me … shits a scam fr


body smokin like a blunt i betcha man wanna hit


I see a lot of black men taking of their kids.


From twist to start may not start, say hi if you see me in the Honda Odyssey today!


i want some birria tacos from home


It’s great timing that my trans rights shark arrived in the post today because today is when the gender recognition panel decide if I’m legally male or not. I don’t get to be there + I don’t find out for a couple of weeks what the decision is but hopefully this is a good sign


at ale house yesterday james sat on the same side of the booth as me and I thought we looked goofy but he sees nothing wrong w it


I haAaaAaaAATEeeE the sound of people chewing


when he yknow


Trending Now . #ArrestSanjaySingh Retweet Maximum & Top This Trend


Ain’t no dummy nigga I just be letting you think dat... whole time I already be known


I’d have a field day doing what these pizza boys are doing around Europe. Just pure local cheese & meats on pizzas


I think I lost my fucking mind


Thankyou everyone who sent me snaps of their wet windows, raining snaps while driving, snaps of dark clouds. It’s cus of you little geniuses i finally got to know that it rained here in Islamabad today, else i didnt have a clue.


ok one more folklore fic and then i'm back to non swiftiefied fics


Twitter: the place where you disagree with a politician you admire, respect and vote for, and that leads to dozens of people replying with dumb right wing takes that apparently only follow said politician to dump their frustrations every opportunity they got.


Woj and Sean Marks are both CAA clients. They'll protect each other. KD doesn't have an agent now. While Shams is Klutch.


Thanks @user for making me cry in class


WhatsApp problem? Hah saya tak guna WhatsApp


I gotta come up with Christmas plans


Why does every goldenkrust I go to not have the vegan beef patties


I am definitely a thembo


I literally have nothing to say to you why are you tryna ruin my night and trigger my migraines


I still think about Nipsey Hussle


Charging to be social later........


How could I forget about doja cat streets


Ooooooooweeeeeeeee my faux fur coat came today


Criminal minds probs saved my life tho cuz i think I almost got kidnapped once


Moth thought about making fun of Spider-Man but Hae thought it was outrageous , awwww!


& I still gonna pay for one more year of school bro


I sure do complain a lot. I need to mind the business that pays me


More pub league dogshit. Thrilling. It really is.


I’m too tired so goodnight ig? sleepwell my moots


me guilt trapping my mum


Time to extend Fuller


why does ludwig have the perfect voice for these ad reads


Am I only one thought it was Bernie Mac featured in @kanyewest #thecollegedropout all these years until I saw #JeenYuhs doc?


Yennii is the fuckin bid


leaks on the tl im not gonna survive


I’m dating my dude every week to wear all the shit I’ve been buy since my bday


I'm on my sister's Youtube premium account and she didn't pay it this month and now my ass is debating if I should just buy my own or wait


Trust me 'individual" it's cool tho


& just like that… my stomach & chest hurt so bad. Praying I heal & things get better quickly


I’m too skinny n too little to not have a big pole on me


“All of my niggas, my niggas til the end.. all of um family , I aint got no friends”


Steve Ballmer no be anybody mate


Not in good headspace rn just feel useless I guess. Anxiety is such a great thing huh


telling brajon my intrusive thoughts while he looks at me with a concerned face


damn i just saw “111” at least 5 times in 1 min.


I just wanna feel confident enough to even take selfies again...


Gundo goal ! That’s that debate done


I been eating good lately omg