Just got overly excited remembering I have a new monitor coming this week and.... I'll get to do the peelies from the screen


It finally happened: I tripped going up the stairs while carrying my bike


I’m obsessed (not purposely) with breaking my own heart.. WHYYY


Need a weighted keyboard


Won’t tell anybody how I’m feeling again… they’ll get the picture soon enough


I want somebody else to do my hair


About To Cook & Get Dream and I Ready For Bed I’m Tired Asfff


is it normal not to remember 99% of your childhood?


I think he need to explain “his girl” why he flirting w other ppl


when i was at school today my therapist was digging through her bag and pulled out two puff bars i was like


Bought so much stuff off Amazon


I hope everyone understands how much I appreciate a good pic of your dog or puppies any time you post no matter who you are odds are it gave me a fat smile


Mr Van Tatenhove. Courage is beautiful. Yes


I got called a cancer today.


Lost a dog today :(( what a sad morning


Any who ready for my yearly bonus


No nausea today


Tomorrow I start new #ms medication. Weird that taking medication makes me more nervous than not taking it & ironic that my own brain struggles to accept that I have a neurological disease.


Just twisted my left knee


Once I learn how to use TikTok, imma be unstoppable


“i’ll walk u to class”


I don’t like negotiating prices…. What is your price? Lawd


Norinyan is a pink cat?


Even if I watch, just want to see my ship. Asides that, I don’t have a fave. Just ship. T for thanks


baby, pardon my French but could you speak in tongues? never lost in translation cause you know what i want, boy treat it just like Givenchy it’s expensive to taste ain’t no need to remind ya, it’s AG in your face


me in 3 degrees: polisci, sociology, criminal justice


I love it when the wind screams


Lola so damn bad!!!


sekolah felt more like home than my actual home and some other people have the same feelings so pslsplspsls jaga prokes and all those shits because this is my last STRAW


Went to get gas and opened my trunk instead of my gas tank


Y’all getting too greedy with these onlyfans


Screamingggggg my last pt left at 5:30


oh fuck i have the scary teacher for ecos better do all my work on time


Going down the Naruto rabbit hole again


my banana was red on the inside- yeahhh i won't be eating that


Hubby says @user likes my cunt


Take a look around Darryl


Me: Oh, so you want to luck out my salad bowl. Sure. Coworker: Um, I'm good thanks for asking. Me: I was talking to the office cats, but you can have it when they're done


I miss my Latina bestie she used to cook me food and it was delicious


manifesting adam driver content soon


BREAKING: CHARGERS TO WIN THE AFC WEST IN THEIR SEXY NEW UNIFORMS!


Can’t wait for cold toes, sore throats, frozen car doors, and massive coats


Expected to fall in line. To follow along, like nothing is wrong


someone said cali has the best mexican food


do u guys think the bts album will have unit and solo songs again?


twitta for a year hahaaaaa


Don't tell me Chelsea fans are happy beating Leicester City B team


Never been a hating ass bitch cuhs it ain’t shit a bitch got that I can’t get


I still find “Geralt-not-of-Rivia” funny for no reason


Wow..derby county's trending and for a change for the right reasons


Nct 127 pulled a superm another album for me


I don’t accept or tolerate disrespect that’s why I give my respect first .. excuse me but when you disrespect me it’s game time


The GoPro app made an extremely decent edit of today's trip! This is surprisingly helpful


Be sure to tell him happy Father’s Day Sunday just to ruffle them feathers a lil bit!


I woke up from a nap thinking about what I was gonna eat


Even from jail this man always got some for me to do


he looks wasted


antis losing their shit on one suggestive pose of kamisato siblings fanart while incest hentai gets 500k views per day on hentaig*sm, but i guess u think you're saving the day by spamming the fanartist with "omg freak"


Sorry but not sorry for the rant on my private Snapchat story but I really needed to let it out


The Only Thing That Make Me Wanna Knock a Hoe / Nigga Head Off Is How Yall Try To Play In A Bitch Face


Can’t let these drugs take my life


$BBIG UP 10% AH


Just padded my little pups side and he burped


haha what if I buy nocturne hd for myself for my birthday


Please don't build my Hope's up again. Come home Pele. Home is where the heart is. This has been the worst window ever for hope!!!!


No boyfriend or girlfriend is perfect but a trying one is everything


Visit our Instagram: @user


I just want to stay in bed for the rest of the day


Lots of love to my boyfriend who came to see me today because I was feeling teary and unwell (non covid related) Treated me like a princess


I just killed the FAH helium balloons I bought for our German FAHn festival in summer, and gave a short interpretation of the paper hats sketch in helium voice. I‘m crying laughing about myself. You see, it doesn’t take much to entertain me


I love niggas with a strong jaw line


May Day is actually on a Monday next year #JustSaying #LabourDay


Wow roundtrip to Vegas is $35 right now


Inis pa rin pero yeahhh another lesson learned


I’m ready to settle down & just have a significant other. The hard part is just finding someone to settle down with


The Bears will beat the 49ers on Sunday


Commit a crime and I’d be your defender


I hate working w/ people who don’t wanna do they jobs g


I don’t miss working at Porto’s I just miss the people


JUNE 20TH


Please let this live event be good! If epic pulls this event off Fortnite really could be in a much better place again


I think I want @rarebeauty for my birthday present!!! Have never tried it but hear great things about it


I love the smell of department stores


“Neck size = girth size” thoughts ?


Fuck, still got me pumpkins in


It's Haaland and Kylian's Day


Finally got my computer up & running & I’ve been playing sims all day long.


It wasn’t so hot today so I made myself some spicy tofu soup and veggie dumplings


Back to lady of shallot


Smt can’t believe my weight son


She didn't say fruitvale station


Thank You Lord For today 3 days to go


In this place we support respect Achille Lauro


how u got a nigga who can’t protect u


This Summer Walker album coming just in time


Staying down this whole year


The ball can't bounce if it doesn't hit the ground. Take note.


This storm is creepy


edgy ** stans are so annoying no one cares that u only stan women that doesnt excuse u of being an asshole


Millar and Pratley today.


Noelle And Mel Really Are The Cutest Lil Babies


being an empath is so draining. i need 2 learn to stop absorbing everything


Sometimes I feel like Spotify be randomly unliking some of my songs


Cruel House by Kemrie She sounds like Taylor.


Luckily, people around me have been “amazingly awesome” in this lock down period. And it’s the little things really


It seems like I always give Twitter a shot every two years. Let’s see how Twitter Spaces goes tonight


Ain’t dealing with pick me behaviour ever again


the way some of yall dudes be so zesty when it comes to famous rappers is craaaaazy


ordered LED lights for my room


I about to drive Sheraton just for some cake


I think today is the first time I have ever cried of legitimate happiness... and Im not one to cry..dreams coming true.. let’s gooo!!!


What is something you will never eat, no matter how hungry you get? Stuffing


I’m ready for summer time


TOBACOLOR


List of Assetto Corsa mods I used for F2K


Dinosaurs are Fake AF


morning classes r a pain in the ass


That happy valley episode


Nunn & Herro Are X Factors For The Heat. Them Boys


Mannnn, all I keep doing is falling asleep during my zoom classes


Looks like I’m going to get margaritas


Up in the air or on the ground


1st day new work… I’ll just get busier and busier…


i wasn’t invited to tony’s funeral


Y’all fucken tha game up who raised these niggaz


should I leave the throwing redeems for non gaming streams? but then I would like to have different items … has someone a low poly battery model


but yeah I’m on necks in 2021. I’m poppin back out


My camera roll look like I’m back in college all these screenshots from my classes


Absolut Vanilla flavoured vodka is a king on its own.


will go feral for tits and pits


it’s nice to be back i missed this account :) please hmu


Colonoscopy is behind me. Time to eat again!


Na who no know road dey shout who dey breeeet, cuz omoh challenges will humble you. #Mimitalk001


There’s video??? WTF?! Don’t share that


jus sing outta no where, crazy cause alotta people don’t know I can sing frfr.


Stomach is in KNOTS waiting for this verdict


Eating a salad from Piada … wishing it was a Jackie one


Drake really went hard on Seeing Green man


You don’t play with people’s kids. Leave the babies out of it


so im trying to do the easy stuff right now! planning stuff and placed orders for some supplies i need and was even able to get some uv resin done yesterday


I’m tired of working from home this shit gets boring and tiring asf


What happen to Ree y’all lying


Ever cooked something and you just started dancing cuz it came out so delicious?


Wasn’t gonna drink until the weekend but I’m off so why not have a glass of wine


dont be picky, drop the tagline teumes if you love treasure


Tech bro =health babe


goodnight anyways my absence doesn’t make any difference


… well that was short lived


I really need to learn how to use a video editor, I'm so bothered with my whole my whole screen showing but I don't know how to cut it lol any suggestion of a free app for android?


#DiseaseFree_With_TrueWorship Rigveda Mandal 10 Sukta 161 Mantra 2 is proof that God removes the distress of his devotees, even if death comes, he avoids it and gives life to his Bhagat for 100 years of life. - Saint Rampal Ji China Viral Video Watch Now


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pretty sure my dentist thought i sucked dicks for a living the way she was stretching my mouth open to get these wisdom teeth out. you got the wrong one love


8 hours sleep, Hydrated and good sex


Still mad my friends saw Ramriddlz at Nandos and didn’t tell me


After avoiding it for over 3 years now, I gave in and I ordered Hotel Chocolat billionaire's sundae... New level of depression craving is on


Manchester United boys lighting up the world cup...


I love Oprah as much as the next person, I truly do, but “Dr.” Oz would not be where he is today were it not for her platform


Last set of RTs. Would always be proud of the premium "madness" I brought with me from Ekpoma and Benin to Lagos. Whenever I have to operate in that realm, nobody dey fit hold me. Forget suit o, our craze na follow come


Going on a date.....kinda nervous


Gmail needs to have seen because im sure this teacher read my message


no classes, sleep ulit yay


Huge 6 from Stokesy!! Wow


Teddy is still mad. He hasn't won anything yet.


Appreciate anyone who popped in the DMs and showed support after this afternoons events Anti-Semitism and Racism have no place in this hobby


Maybe the rich and famous won't be so quick to associate with every other rich and famous person just bc of those reasons


TELIX MEETING POSTPONED TO NEXT WEDNESDAY COZ I FORGOT ABT MY BROTHER'S BABY SHOWER


That McRib FUCKING SMACKED


feeling really empty, who will come fill me up?


If I had a Gf... Id simply fight all the bitches she don’t like


did they say when run bts (the show) returns?


My mom asks about my friends more than i do


Hey guys I’m going to be going quiet for abit. I’m not really doing ok mentally and I need some time to just talk to my friends here and there. Thanks for your support


She jus ain’t know she had my heart by the time the plane landed


The coworker who has the same birthday as me quit so I’ll get all the birthday attention to myself that day


i want some king fish


I love it how drasticically faster and more deadly Pinkies are when Fast Monsters is enabled.


hi i’m a few days late but i’m still mourning the fact that we have no more bad buddy


I am going to take some sleep. Drawing 40$ when i woke up.


January 29, 2020 Waking up today is a blessing given by God. Be thankful and keep safe everyone.


I know that old picture is not still floating on the tl, so what are you really doing ?


I love to see my girlies trending.


Baby I’m really foreign… African and American. Check the dual citizenship baby


Good morning! Day 1 of CLS 7-8 cutie


You can’t cherry pick the Bible and claim to be a Christian you stupid asshole


Going back to the dentist tomorrow for two fillings and hopefully that’ll be it for the intense appointments. Then i can start bleaching and what not


everyone gonna be more aware of taeyeon now after killing voice


That moment when ur done with a work out exercise


applied on another esl company i hope to pass this one


But friends don't know the way you taste, la la la


Embarrassing to be British when we are led by blustering incompetence, who is so out of his depth at this daily propaganda event it’s truly frightening. And still refuses to actually answer the question!


Folk need to wrap that perfect home schooling for the benefit of SM shite!Loads of parents are gen working from home full time. How do you suggest they do PE wi fuckin joe wicks, then a zoom assembly followed by maths, literacy and making a fuckin castle out of a cereal box


one thing about me is i will never tolerate being lied to, idc how big or small it is. honestly it’s the little lies that are the most uncalled for bc literally what’s the point


Work is slow so I started a new book and I’m already uhhh 150 pages in


Been Debating On Doing A Makeup Look On Myself. It Be Taking Everything In Me To Do A Full Face On Myself Now! I Use To Love It!


why i jus saw a yt girl w bantu knots in her head


Man these restrictions are just eating at me, mentally


T-1 Day until my weekend starts! Ain’t no lockdown gonna stop me enjoying these few days off!


So, my prescriptions suddenly went up by $100. Time to figure out what to wean off of.


I did the dummy y’all pray for me


sam awesamdude did nothing wrong! i don’t know what y’all are talking about


i really need a 15 song set from hot mulligan on this tour but i know i wont get it


anyone else’s raleigh ticket say may 13th instead of march


I love when my friends accomplish their personal goals


At least Kay is in training with me


This black label is hitting the spot


Of course,man!


All you men out here sleeping on and fucking over these fine ass women. I’m gone get them all together we gone get dolled up and fuck the city up


I started reading red white and royal blue, wish me luck


These BBQ chicken nachos I just made are so good.


vhope my loves


For naija nothing like fine boy privilege…infact na the fine ones dey suffer pass


Gonna start posting a lot more VR content to JSR I’m excited


I chose you and I'm never changing my mind


Last taco Tuesday I went with Gotti, mans orders a strawberry margarita sugar rim with the umbrella straw


I hate the fact this nigga Rob gon have Kyle Lowry now that shit fu


Is it just me or is it the famous niggas that be the most craziest when you start talking?


Knock vince pal


I’m off Friday till Monday next week and I’m tryna live my best life


There’s always going to be that toxic person trying to put shit in peoples ear to stay away from you


Master your mind .,,a thought can ruin your whole day


My favorite 2022 album cover is I Never Liked You & Renaissance


self confidence is key babe


I lowkey don’t wanna go to collage


Asher and I are done with our first interactive book named, "Make Me Over". There are powerful makeovers in the book app on my phone and in real life. Everything is different now since I got the message to prep for the all-over makeover, and I don't mean as a person.


It is not the strong who always wins the war, but the weak who always lose the peace


I need to go to Macy’s and get some new bed sets


This is why you can not be nice to certain guys.


He probably aint fucking with me cause he know he aint fucking with ME


Good morning¿


Neither my bank nor credit cards will let me subscribe to only fans


Detroit 2 is so good


they should make a rounded dish that you can eat soup from it keeps sliding off my plate


bruh all my friends don't talk to me anymore and im out of games to play, hmu with some banger game suggestions


We did it guys. Gas went down 2 cents


When you use your spinners upfront and rotate them smartly with Harshal, results bound to come in your favour. Today was a good day


Already working on my first blog post about @user In this first post, I will cover: - What is Storybook - How you can benefit from using it - How to use Storybook in your @user project. It will be published this Thursday


I use to be inspirational and nice. Nahhh fuck that now lol...folks only like negative shit...might as well deliver


The VP debate is October 7th. Cash your checks and come on.


Good Morning again.. 12 hours of sleep


Don’t wait until you’re dead.. to Live.


If Finley could just stop turning his head around really quickly and staring up into the same corner of the room while I’m home alone that would be brilliant


Some of y’all be licking and sucking on anybody feet, no standards


This is what we expect in Putins Ru, Your involvement (in the apple subpoena)should be probed like everyone else's -Krishnamoorthi to Wray


Having a nice drink,no work or driving tomorrow


#RaceHub @NASCARONFOX FFS As a @MartinTruex_Jr fan why do i watch? his 3 wins it was next day back to your fav drivers since you didn't watch ATL i guess #19 passed 27 cars STAGE 1 17 cars STAGE2 15 cars STAGE3 Yet to be mentioned but you got your HMS drooling in,


let's watch minions rise of gru together while eating popcorn, sharing our drinks and hold hands like they do in kdrama #bestdateever


Ak talkin too crazy


Always got them fucking excuses


My food fucked up and im hungry don’t nobody say shit to me for the rest of the day


*was sober for 5 months hehe


Does the phrase “black tie pool party” make sense


FOCUS on yourself a lil more , And you’ll be MUCH better


i wanna expand/revamp my wardrobe but i'm way too broke


little things annoy the shit outta me


I’m all about money & taking care of my family at this point.. I ain’t bout to create no beef , ion got no beef & you don’t want no beef bitchhhhh


Me: oh hey look it’s my own foot Dumbass voice in my head: shoot it


Never really been a fan of poker, But they say the King doesn’t appear until you remove the joker


Heck, workplaces, schools, public places etc. all have cleaners/janitors. I'm pretty sure all the office workers, teachers, students etc. can clean up after themselves properly. Looks like antis dont need cleaners/janitors in their workplace/school?


He did not want to die. He wanted to metamorphose.


looking at "mexican food" from the east coast and counting my lucky stars


I guess it's time to make a pewdiepie game


Im the champ baby, real deal, holyfield


Ability to use canva


Ayo these how it started/how it’s going scenarios aren’t one size fits all


What’s better then getting bet into a series on Netflix I’d go days without talking


RIP Tia Juanita! Please wear your mask! Covid sucks!


I’ve gained weight recently and now my ass is bigger & I just posted a comparison pic on IG. people keep commenting that I’m eating good and I’m literally not


Think we know our number one keeper is after tonight. I still wish he would come for cross balls


I must say seeing all these nail packages come in is making me so excited


Seems like just yesterday that we were in the full-blown refereeing stage of parenting with our 2 kids. Today my 16 yr old took her almost 14 brother to see the Minions movie. Made the plans, drove, paid, everything. If you're in the refereeing stage - just hang on.


My day be going good until I remember I have work at 3 am


I’m dying for more tattoos I just don’t know what to get


new layout yet again cause i love boomer a lot


God will surprise me positively today.


2.22.22 and ya girl just turned 22


My cat seriously licks the inside of the empty food bowl just to get a slight taste of flavor


Dinner at 1.27 Am


Actually - I do not want to contribute to this discourse.


I told my sister if she kept parking in my spot I was gonna key her car


Changed my flight Again


Fucking dispose this elf on a shelf shite! Little fella loves it. Mrs loves it but I fucking hate it with a passion! Gotta wait till he’s asleep for the next 24 days and come up with increasingly elaborate ways to make a mess or some shit which then we have to clean in morning


I made it 1 day without overwatch my path to recovery starts now


That boy Eli Apple been getting cooked on the TL all morning


anyways, Jen karma is coming. looks like it is a big one.


I need me a nice li snowball & condense milk on top


What the heck was up with November and why did a lot of my individuals get reincarnated within that month


When I follow you do me a favor follow back


I don’t care for human contact; it’s just I have to for these new level in my life and ahh bitch, shit scares me sometimes


I will become an actor/singer in hollywood someday


I should marry into an Asian family cause the way I love Asian food…


These actors in blood and water trying to speak in Shona


I got caught by three trains today


no bc my ass looks scrumptious in the levi shorts I got yesterday


way too cerebrally loaded,,, this is what kdramas do to me


very glad that man is going to jail but the reality is he not making it to gen pop


Wow your mother Vicki is so good at cooking Heston Blumenthal can't keep up


Oooooo Baby me atende


We have several Payment methods which include Apple Pay, PayPal, Stripe, Zelle, Cashapp and Venmo


if Taylor said 'Anti-Hero' is one of the best songs that she ever wrote... we better be prepared for track 5.


Y’all strolls be whole ass dance routines


My mom was talking to me about finding a guy and I asked her if I was gonna find him in my closet or under my bed bc I don’t go anywhere


why do girls gotta be so dumb sometimes yall some fools


Im so happy my nail tech come back home tomorrow from vacation! I need everything done!!!


Great. Now we have "Stealth Omnicron". Why can't we have "Anti-vax Omnicron" that just infects those that don't have the vaccine.


this grown girl sends me super sexual shit then gets angry at me?? bc my friend called her out.. i hate twt so much man i just came here to have fun


My favorite brother the only one that still call me Gates


You know what would be crazy, if @JKCorden surprised John Cena with BTS tonight. Just shouting that out into the universe


A customer just starting talking to me about how our gingerbread are called “gingerbread people” and ranted about pronouns all while I’m wearing a he/they pin


when it comes to my daughter she got enough love to last her a lifetime


I can’t lie to save my life


I knew you was something special when you passed by, baby just forgive me for the last timeeee


i just lost a follower don't be shy tell me are you a ros/robie anti


Now he just gots to decide what he wants to do for his bday lol party or beach trip


guys with the new album what if he doesn't sing fine line on tour anymore


i hope i dont g@in from this ice cream


a start, hopefully many many more will follow them


Maeve and Hector


The fact that it’s nearly December and it’s damn near 80 degrees today


Why is Twitter tweet-less all of a sudden, they must be pulling some algorithm shit over here as well


For years I didn't want anyone to call me any variation of "kitty" because it was a nickname from my abusive ex. I've gradually reclaimed it, and now I take a lot of satisfaction in the knowledge that he would HATE to hear everyone else call me that


no voice reveal and love song today i guess


Every time I get my nails done I show my manager and he always says “VERY NICE” and goes back to typing but I know that mans does not give two fucks but thanks


MPD time


Wizone being sensitive haters pretending being a wizone and talking bullshit Also wizone : i hate wizone so much


WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH MY HEART WAS POUNDING! I CANT EXPLAIN HOW RELIEVED I AM!!! JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED! REST EASY GEORGE


<== verified by God


Special halloween stream?


I have no school throughout April, now I have to do e-learning


I’ve moved only to pee today. Ate shortbread (about 6/7) biscuits I bought yesterday periodically while laying in bed


Don't have Aries in my natal chart what a great feeling


im stuck idk what to do! what now?


submitting job applications gives me a headache


“Don’t go after the guy with munchies at Hungry Howies at 930 at night” - @user I think I just found my new favorite Councilman


watching @bbc with chris fraser and that Forbes guy basically on about the Trump brand, he does realise that nearly the size of the population of the UK voted #Trump in 2020


Morning... everything was so damn intense last night..


as an extrovert i miss going to school cause i miss my friends


Amor por #SexEducation


Today is an eventful day at work


you were always stubborn my heart was ice and we were golden -p.b.


Croydon council really trying to parking fine their way out of bankruptcy


Bruhz literally do no wrong


been havin real bad dreams the past week and it's giving me anxiety attacks


My momma and sister done got my baby sick in them cold houses


I never eat good when I'm out of town


Usually by this time a year I'm buzzing hard for the Timbers season but this year I've paid zero attention them. My mind has been so wrapped up with the Thorns I can't fucking wait for the season to start and watch them do work on the league.


I went upstairs to pour me a glass of wine and came back down with cheesecake instead


I just picked up Chinese food for dinner during Quarantine.


2020 can’t get any more unrealistic than this....how is Suns 7-0 in the NBA?


pain is so... painful ughh


morning guiss,


YAll. I go back to work next Friday.......


Wanting to participate in Titty Tuesday but having debilitating dysphoria


The OW patch notes are nice and all but let's be real here... When's Doomfist getting nerfed into the ground?


Whoda thunk that a simple name reveal would have been a logistics pain in the clit.


You’re doing ok when your young son tells his friends that his mum is a writer. “So you’re a playwriter?” One of his mates asked me. A playwriter.


/tanya info diskon/cb googleplay dong


Wish i could get kbbq w @user tonight


hahahaha…. got told never to be manipulated by anyone


Anyone like to play league of legends? Thinking of starting a new account


What if EXO’s new subunit will be Xiumin, Kyungsoo, Jongin and Sehun doing a winter album?


American politicians r stinky


Chick fil a or a Pub Sub ?


no one on here really care bout you fr do your own thing and keep it lit and people will understand


I’ve been proud of myself lately, for becoming a more responsible and better version of myself


I hate niggas I stg .


Life kickin my ass rn


$THETA and $TFUEL both have staking that I'm looking into.


Swear anytime I save money, someone’s birthday comes up or it’s Christmas/Mother’s Day or something like that


Imagine winning 20k 3 times


Tomorrow is the birthday of a gas can.....


Three basic words in the form of a gem. Thank you Nipsey! “All money in”


Arguably, Ondo state (Akure, in particular) has the finest ladies in the south-western part of Nigeria. Akure baes, I love you all


Shoot a load anyone?


anyone tryna play halo infinite


Ex Starbucks Baristas: If you register for starbies alumni association, they send gift cards & free stars


Me arrepiento de muchas cosas.


Being back at work after having a little bit of time off is so shit - I need a proper vacation with great friends, good music and lots of beer


Check out RELI up almost 100% in the last 5 days!!! Happy Holidays


Maybe sometimes you do have to suck it up and be the bigger person


You don’t realize how hungry you really are until you take your kid’s chicken nuggets out of the oven, and eat almost every one of them…….


Gonna make mom some risotto tonight


Tereshkova’s fligth


commercial? jingle?


I’ve officially lost 30 lbs. I’ve not been this weight since before my second pregnancy in 2015. I’m so happy


Really enjoying #SnowpiercerNetflix #JenniferConnelly is fabulous


Water don't go in Hot chocolate/ Milo ....only Milk


I see what's happening here You're face to face with greatness & it's strange You dont even know how u feel, It's adorable Well it's nice to see that humans never change.. Well anyway let me say yo welcome For the wonderful world u know Hey it's okay it's okay You're welcome!


Trying to shed some of this Qurantine blub


keep it a buck , ain't nobody fucking wit us


Remember last year when CNN said "There Is No Consensus Criteria For Assigning Sex At Birth" CNN =


Did anyone take Quantitative Methods bc yall...... I need help


Guess who’s back…! I’ve just been followed by this Brahms fellow…@griegbae123 what do we think of him?


I think a nice getaway on the beach and a few drinks & dinner along with some shopping sounds good


Ima niggologist. I can see right thru you lying mfs.


I posted on Fugo and 5 people unfollowed me. What a tragedy


It’s the fact that my slow ass really just got on the eway exactly at 5


Why Burna Sing This Song?


At least we didn’t take our best players off with 20 minutes to go against the team top of the league in a game that could have gone either way


There’s me getting coronavirus frok Tenerife and spreading it all over the north east


Why are yt people like this? Is it a rite of passage?


kurtis shaved his mustache....


i wanted to watch the dune tonight but i'm so sleepy now


when do i get to fuck a monster?


Just taught my deputy who makes a minimum of 5x what I make how to screenshot her computer screen


I can’t wait to go home, shower, cuddle Griz and play animal crossing for the rest of the night


KISSING??? Ew wtf. I would NEVER kiss someone else. That sounds DISGUSTING


How do I get on #StreamerSquabble on @G4TV ?! Need to get on that!!! Good job today, @iamBrandonTV btw. You need me as your partner next time!


guyse i wanna start posting on here more but before i share this acc to my insta i need a better bANNER AUGHHH[literally talking to noone bruh] -


i want to watch the concert again .. does anyone know when will we have it on vlive? i remember they said on march but its not there yet


Y’all be having some fine ass girlfriends and don’t hype em up but get mad when I do it


Birthday month has officially begun


My granny ain’t been answering let me find out she at the booty house


I Can’t Wait To Get Cute For My Son Birthday, I’m Geeked Like It’s Mine


What?! @Abercrombie hired people based on their looks??? We needed a documentary to tell us this?


Hi @user Can you please play #BTS_Butter? It's my favorite song of the year, (probably ever ever) A HIT YES


Was actually gonna stream for 2 hours only, but accidently did a 4 hours stream cuz the vibing with @user was too good. Ty for the songs recommendations btw


Samantha is really trying to tyb my man


Honestly wild not seeing advertisement of healing foods and practices throughout this pandemic


Unfollowing some people I don’t interact with! Pls like this or reply to stay mutuals


For the second time in 6 months my debit card number has been stolen and I legit can’t think of how this is happening.


No need to check my spotify. I was the most played this year


I need a new flat iron


Find a song I love = play it 1000 times a day. In a row.


#OOC: If we are chatting and I stop responding suddenly, I promise I'm not being rude - when I'm sick I fall asleep at the drop of a hat lol


Lost my beard trimmer


i WILL be a licensed cosmetologist by 18 !


I must be a nice lookin guy in that pic


Spinach Pizza


aaaaa I got called ‘bestie’ again.


Becker


I hate cheese but I’m obsessed with feta


I've just watched 'The Professor' starring Johnny Depp. It was funny & so moving. If you haven't seen it I can recommend it


moment of weakness lang yun


Love it when Oakley sends me the wrong sunglasses


i had someone tell me i fell off ouu i needed that


Que gustico I vote for #MTVLAFANDOMEXO at the 2022 #PremiosMTVMIAW #엑소 #EXO @user


not at my best rn. ima shake back tho


Muhfuckers don’t know what an express lane is...EXPRESS BITCH


If ion see a bitch coming about me how I come for them ..I’m not coming for their ass no more


18+ memes share cheskuney ammayi dorikindi


Oh boy, I got a shout out from the Treasurer of the GOP.


I per acabar la #PaleontologiaMusical Dr Dre featuring Snoop Dogg amb “The next episode”… LA-DA-DA-DA-DAH…


ala billy


If Trump don't steal the election, Joe Biden is indeed gonna be the next president.


Econet is struggling.... has been for a while now. This is the problem with monopolies! Consumers pay the price


i’m tired of these little 5’3” bitches having 6 foot men


Yoru cosplay (again) at 300


American mercenaries say that their comrades died, and the Ukrainians looted their corpses. They say that the authorities do not communicate with them, and this is a problem. They have no right to see the corpses of their comrades in the morgue. +


I feel bad for everyone with allergies cause I can legit see the pollen in the air today.


What am I doin trippin over some dude??????


trying to decide on a room and bathroom color is stressing me outttt


that’s noted tampa bay lightning prospect klavs veinbergs


She see me pretty every time she scroll up


Mark Lanegan is Dead.


lol i love ky


Bringing more people closer to Web3 gn


Sooo I got the new iPhone 12 Pro Max in the mail today and I kinda wanna do some testing with the camera


Ashley Greene


dia 21 ou dia 5?


Kanye blew me away with Wolves.


Four years ago I was in choir practice in California when election results rolled in. I haven’t sung a single note since then. jk there’s been singing but plz let tonight go well


Everyone at the gym was asking me about the Bahamas now I wanna go back


I’ve literally been glued to my computer since 7:45 finally able to get up and eat


You know something is really wrong when they want you to focus on the franchise of a certain company than focusing on COVID-19.


Hey Siri play Blow by Kesha


I'm betting on the "right here, right now". To hell with the "someday, somehow".


I really get annoyed that we still can’t edit tweets, like I don’t want to adjust my thoughts just my spelling fuck


More Neko sneak peeks or?


Don't tell me I am the only one boiling while showering


I love you even at ur worst


I've never wanted to carry a Pokemon in my arms more than Pawmot and I just learned it's actually almost 100 pounds I'm so sad he looks so holdable he's so cute


If i delete someone or unfollow I will never add or follow you again. Because what’s the point in deleting if you gonna try to add them right back


Delusion is what you have! You don’t like me because that man do stop telling your friends I don’t like you


Interesting... they don’t follow each other on instagram anymore


Blasting trap music around white ppl making them feel uncomfortable


Sometimes I want to get all emo online but then I remembered I’m in my thirties and no one cares


Ok let's try this again: sleeping early tonight to do a morning strim tomorrow


bakit naman may dck pic sa feed ko


NFT Twitter’s bear market cope went from touching grass to touching ass real quick


My stomachhhh


i want some bomb sex


Why is Bronx drill music so weird


Too busy loving life right now.


Kevin Hart really isn't funny anymore


CLIKRO has such a ring to it


Being in the Bay Area everyday can get annoying


What new music have you discovered during lockdown?


Wearing a long sleeve with shorts Wearing a short sleeve with pants What’s the difference? GO!


mercury rx ntoz are starting


İt's my birthday Month


Devon found $100 today so we got ramen


I Can’t Wait Until My Robe Comes In For This Photoshoot


If you post that cash app shit im blocking you


I can’t wait to get my wigggg installed


Wish everyone on nascar Twitter could be like @user and not be so racist


i wanna go on a baecation but idk who gonna be my man for the weekend


said you’d never hurt me, but here we are


4 hours to go before #BTS Perform at #MTVUnplugged. They will also perform #FixYou by coldplay


It feels better when u earn it


When the world feel like it’s crashing down on me. I literally will drink


Thinking new car tomorrow


Everyone ok? Incredible tornado damage in Pasadena… hope y’all are


Ay yo me canso


justin can’t even spell suspended


Ok so I just got Sonic Colors Ultimate, gonna record some shit very soon, it’s gonna be epic


Just for funsies. Players: New endgame content please. MHY: Will that give us a lot of potential revenue? Players: Probably not. MHY: -with a Gordon Ramsay- Then f*** off out of here. Play our other games btw and spend money on them maybe~


just uploaded a video to potateon, a 360° render of the finished floor plan I modeled for my comic now that's done, the only thing standing between me and thumbnailing this thing is my own debilitating fear of failure!


wanna go to the hospital but don’t want that stick up my nose


I always think that I'm very vanilla. And then I remember that some people consider ass-to-mouth, double penetration, and orgies to be kinky


even if that ish is eating you up inside keep it gangsta & move on


I have yet to have a million view video on YouTube, nothing ever went “viral” & I still have somehow been able to have a huge physical impact on people all over the world...Now I ain’t the type thats crazy about all the numbers but just imagine what them M’s would do


Why’s my TL so big


i love when I order stuff and it ships out the next day


Mental how much family comes together in hard times, so much love


Babyyyyyyy……. These flyers though


Na person to hold for this cold i dey find


Main personality traits that keeps showing up.. Working better solo unless I really need help from others


R TO THE M IM A MOTHA FUCKIN MONSTA


I want a man that likes country music but ain’t country, does that make sense?


how to be called princess by wakasa


I promise im one koo ass bhii PERIOD. Anytime im around you gone laugh , I'm just a koo lil ol vibe


Being bi is just seeing incredibly attractive women and being simultaneously in love with them and feeling so terribly inadequate about myself.


Questions, questions give me no answers...


They missed Uncle Luke era RT @user Imagine people who just now realized how amazing Black culture is, they missed the Dipset/G-Unit era


I think I just neee to go home and lay down


I must be a clown lowkey.


The Boys On The Band a lot darker than I thought it was going to be. Not a lot of laughs


I’m definitely not making it to heaven if I keep following these dark humor threads


I ain’t even big & I size niggass up


Hate wierd fucked up mfs be itching blow they kind Up


I don't want to fight you and I don't wanna sleep in the diiiiirt


I now understand why Senator Abiola Ajimobi was quickly pushed in as APC Deputy National Chairman


Luna keep blowing spit bubbles on me


Dont like this tweet if you wanna take me on a date


The apologies neva as loud as the disrespect


Everton are Wild


y’all bitches really have the nerve to show y’all hairy toto’s on the gram or on Twitter


When we become patient and consistent, we find the way to get through the difficulties


i’m in that mood where i want to delete all socials and never talk to anyone again.


“proud of you” really hits different when it comes from ppl u don’t even know personally


writing/reading acc mutualan yuu!! help rt/like yaa thanks


Not me picking up my phone and insisting saying HELLO HELLO WHO IS THIS when it wasnt a call it was my alarm


Trip at the end of the month we gone see how it goes


When was someone going to tell me that Ni No Kuni 2 is coming to Switch this is literally what I've wanted for ages


I ain’t hit no weights in so long. That shit just felt too good.


Who’s ready for the boys to move into trap house 2.0 soon?


rain on Memorial Day weekend?


Counting down the days babyyyy


The good thing about a toddler in a lockdown is that I already had no life anyway


oh and don’t get it twisted… bts still winning that artist of the year and album of the year award in december


You know what’s cool and not cool at the same time? Cancellations for sessions


Don’t tweet single things unless you tryna be single


Will I make it to MMP before first pitch? Prob not


Got sweat dripping from places I didn't think were possible after playing in @Jukeyz lobbies for hours. Must be stress being this famous


Not sure why but I fall the hardest for people just before the winter season


Can’t wait for next weeeeekend


I don’t ever think I’ve seen the moon this big


This baby is so active.. where’s 8:30 so we could go to bed


My nails so cuteeeeee


First class for the semester , kinda nervous


Can’t remember the last time I had sex


Oooo getting some fire pasta tomorrow.


Welcome big dawg! @Darwinn99 #YourTime


I get to fly on a plane with @user today.


Look like somebody got some dick


Okay so I hit 150 followers and for that milestone I said I’d post a nude… Should I actually do it? Is that something any of you would want? It wouldn’t stay up for much longer than an hour or two though


everybody and their mama driving slow today


i really hate when people take my unassigned seat


Has anyone ever noticed how French men are the best in bed despite being assholes?


Me and my luh brother put a lot of mfs on waves we never gone get the credit but we did YES ME AND ALLEN PUT A LOT OF YUH MFS ON A LOT OF SHIT AND ITS VOUCHED


FT: #SaintsFC 0 #NUFC 0 Newcastle weren't at their best but still had enough to win this one and take a small lead to St James' Park next week. Plenty to discuss with Jones after that though, let me know your questions below


Only broke person hate adulthood


May Allah SWT accept our fasts and grant us all our hearts desires that are Khair Insha Allah


53 Dayssss


gifting your art to some friends/family is kind of a strange process on fxhash... there's an awkward moment where it just looks like you're obsessed with minting your own piece


anyways bye going back to sleep! i just needed WATER.


Some people are very expert in, hiding their pain with a bright smile


$SPY I voted 22 times and I am still lost


Megan fox is sexy as fuck oh my


Hey @user what about interviewing @shaunpcassidy Since he was my first star crush. Please?!?!


Current pet name faves rn are Bun & Bean. All their nickname spin-offs are gold


seen them close the casket on jessica we grew up together


Lemme gone get this mannequin head tripod standddd


VAR spots the handball but not the kick to his leg! Fucking hell! Clearly hates our TIMO!


Also congrats to @arminia on the promotion to the Bundesliga


I’d be on my third dream rn but instead I’m still stuck in traffic


Inna Mi Thoughts Way Down Deeper Than Diamonds


Anyone for Toxic battles? Blind sets of 2 and send it


Energy is real .. ya can feel it .. ya gone catch dat vibe


thanks for 2000subscribers!!


My son look just like me it’s crazy


Chick sounds fire rn


Doing sum I’m not supposed to


Even if i leave you on open or on delivered on mistake doesn’t mean that i wouldn’t care as much of you than my other friends


Here’s that urge to be on a team again


do I post gym photos on main or nah...... bc I'm feeling good


I'm so sad my Lucina keychain fell off my keys and idk how to put it back


Calling being an ass hole is going to do what exactly!? now if you wanted something waived it ain't gonna happen ASS HOLE


#NFFC come on Grabbs


Ugh.. feeling bad..


This whole two weeks is all about Jaylahs auditions


Don’t ask me nothing about nothing ASK CHINA


I clearly don’t watch Season 2 enough lol like I don’t remember any of these songs


Got tested today shit hurt


Don't mistake my kindness for weakness, the BEAST in ME is SLEEPING, not DEAD


When she say “get a little bad. Nigga watch me blow it down”


The idea that Man is the only intelligent sentient being in the entire universe is laughable


No tough guy shit but just know I will spazz out about mine


$nndm Escalator on the way down Elevator on the way up This is how this Rigged market works Always!!! If u don't believe me, just go watch every dannnng chart


my next thread is for all my bbhl moots, hope yall like it cause i was suffering while doing it


How annoying I am that in Russia Twitter can not be used freely!


$TDOC Loaded some at 239$ Might be a push higher. There was no good breather for bears sines ER last week. Tramp's press yesterday evening will cause more pain. Already over ATH. $LVGO is already rocking in EU. Might tank with markets though. But for now we are in the


I had to travel to London just to get on Twitter....it's been a long flight


What kinda car should I get now?


50 dollars for some work pants boy I better nut every day at work


Back to 7:30 games


One of the managers at a restaurant my family and I frequent is a dilf and the last time I was here we talked about TGM for like 10 minutes.


i have an obsession with cracking my neck


we love being gainfully employed


How come all my friends reckless? I need someone balanced, WE need someone balanced


I cackle everytime i hear beyonce sing “with her friends, without a man”


If God is real, then praying or doing anything at all is pointless. He is omniscient and knows everything from what you're thinking, to even what the future holds. Your fate is fixed and there's nothing you can do about it. Same thing if God doesn't exist too


tRump is whining again. Just because he tried to overthrow the USA government, stole documents, illegally used the White House to enrich his mob family, intentionally killed Americans with covid, and works for Russia, why should his mansion be searched? Poor trumpty dumpty.


kam make his private acc match with bunny and it’s public acc match with me challenge: pending


#FreezeTheFear feel we have all done some form of this before in a training course - well maybe not laying on the floor


So my Apple Watch series 4 doesn’t want to turn on anymore. Lmao apple is trynna make me get a new watch


Dear future husband, I’ve perfected the French Toast..it’s Up.


I need the kind of back rub that ends with an orgasm


Mfs that suck toes are kings, who going to disagree w me ?


he lookin extra pretty today


*Arctic Monkeys* Yo:


Why I'm starting Twitch streaming in 2022:


Do you know when a disaster happens and you at first base acclimate with it and then try to move on but then every time you remember it you are even more shocked every time than the last and still can’t grasp it??


When I hide ads on Facebook for stuff I can't afford and they ask why I click "sensitive topic"


feeling like velma


He is Not nalaiq , his IQ level is week. He is not Nikamma , he is careless . He is Not Bacha , he is a boy. He is not tarsa hua , he is single. He is Not Awara , he explores the world. #Respect_boys!


Good workout today at the gym by myself


It just started raining raining


Going To Get My Adult Happy Meal Tonight


My cashapp is sitting at 500$ for the day. Anyone wants to double that?


Coco getting cooked


I smile because of my son’s , but you wouldn’t understand my pain


Sorry hun no amount of spray tan or sun will ever have your melanin poppin’ ... it’s a brown sugar thing


does anyone have a translation of the kohaku event


In case my bf is watching my page I want a Disney trip for Christmas


not @ hoshi watching oty on a 3 am i guess we all miss concerts


tickets for the europe leg are coming out soon but we still don’t know anything


Everybody parents like me I just give off that good vibe


I do be getting attention from my crush doe


Good to see common sense prevailed-re takeaway drinks #pubs


idgaf I need a libra or pisces women in my life. taurus women


It’s something about going to do laundry that just bothers my spirit


i signed up for the taylor verified fan even tho i’m pretty sure i won’t be going


revice ends in august


first time playing fortnight won two games in a row...better watch out Mr. Blevins im coming for your title


my natural hair is so pretty but too busy. I literally cannot dealllll with it like I use to


Dry skin in South Carolina? Not in this humidity bb


i can be everything i can, kalau hari hari mood mcm ni


I ain’t had sex in a long time but fuck it


With Covid/Temps dropping/just getting a fire pit in the back yard, yours truly is over here grinning ear to ear for what’s to come in the next month or so


No relationship is perfect but a loyal girlfriend and a trying boyfriend is everything!


nothing quite like coming up with smutty af scenarios while surrounded by my coworkers at a work party lmaon


If you’ve missed the NYC tour, which city would you like to see The Hate Cult in next? Please choose!


MIKE AND CLYDE ARE FINALLY BACK


About time to leave my type cuz I’m tryna actually get married one day


Okay real shit pork is a silent


i miss ciandrei. pls comeback, my love.


Need new batteries for my main vape now… Oof


No look pass by M. Alonso.


"In a time full of war, be peace. In a time full of doubt, just believe." - Thomas Rhett


$ANKR .@ankr is one of the most undervalued crypto around, got in at a penny, got more at 2 penny! Market cap rn is 150mil, should be a few billions. Long hold


The intense sensation of being off the crash


another commission in for a dog drawing and I’m just excited to do something I enjoy


Literally moving next weekend, ask me have i packed anything?


Man I swear some of the randoms on arena are just clueless


Another day another dollar les get this


happy 4/20 to all my fellow pot heads out there


Happiness starts from within, it starts within


Just rendered myself useless


Wife: Our cat will only eat this brand of cat food and only this flavor Me: Lock him up in the bathroom for 2 weeks and he'll eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.


How does a watering can just disappear


While those that have been bewitched by #TPLFTerroristGroup continue to shout 'famine' whenever the #TPLF gets a whooping on the battlefield, while their 'media' shows how people are donating millions to the cause and preparing food for the terror group. ኪላሽ አያደርግም?


wish I could say thank you to Malcolm cause he was an angel


Wanna make content with another person but I'm afraid of sexual intimacy


4am. kth1 can drop anytime.


y’all. i got my Harry Potter signs for my laundry and bathroom doors. i am in love.


I love waking up to texts from Taylor from sweet water


The public dialogue around yumi nu’s SI cover is triggering.


I know it hurts sometimes, but if you hadn't experienced this, you would have misunderstood the path to true love. If we are still alive and breathing, the doors of true love will surely open despite the mistakes we have made. So don't worry mate, you'll have better days soon.


SZA didn't have to snap so hard on that album


everytime that thing trends starfield i get so excited for a split second and then i realize it’s something else and not the horse game series


Niggas always hungry like yo mama don’t cook or you just broke?


Hook God


my biggest flex is seeing taylor swift and the beginning of this red era (TV) at the induction ceremony


it's a beautiful day to listen to paramore


I love being around positive people like Jesus or like me.


If she got her astrology sign in her bio, that bitch vile


Announcement please!!! If you know you ended our conversation with "I will get back to you or send me your account number. This is to remind you I'm still waiting ooo


had another top surgery dream


i might be able to get destiny to watch ahs this season


Aw man Desmond Tutu died


nobody at all: me every five minutes: YOU THINK HARRIET TUBMAN WAS WALKING AROUND WITH A FUCKING NICE SHINY FUCKING DRESS ON WITH A FUCKING CROWN ON HER HEAD WHEN SHE WAS TAKING SLAVES???????? TO FREEDOM?????!!!!!!!


Yo today is #NationalNudeDay and I havent gotten any


It’s actually so homophobic that they’re doing a comp with a special gift for those in NZ only and not Australia


Today wasn’t the best shessh im glad it’s over


Back to exploring hella shit


not Lex reading tf out of my life during our smoke sesh


“are you about to cry” if u can see it why say it


When you wanna get affiliate but your parent just got their identity stolen


Its actually #intention


wasap twitteer, ok I’m bored sorry. I have been so inactive but I’m looking u


Greeicy


imagine not being a flop


I hate how bitches act like they rlly know me


I hate it for me in the winter i be hot as shit


Wait until you see what clip I've created for @user that clip alone should build a massive green one for HEX


the clocks dont work you dont gotta check the time


One day, I'll be an A&R, God willin


“Never hear me complaining bout what I ain’t got. Cuz if I want it ima go get it”


So about that boyfriend and girlfriend term......


the working class cannot simply lay hold of the respectful pic, and wield it for its own girl


First time ever playing fantasy, makes it to the playoffs, beat by my bf


Clear blue on sale y’all


Everytime there’s thunderstorms i will associate them with tornadoes


l argued with my dad & ended up depressed, misunderstood and weeping ...


waiting for my boyfriend to post me saying how much he misses me


run away love didn't play long enough for me


The goal is TWO HUSTLERS Not 1 HUSTLER & 1 USER


Nessa reminded me today that everything isn’t about me, she’s so honest


FaceTimed my sister today and got to see Leo scratching his butt. I miss him so much


$RSHN Great day today


March 31st is your last day to watch Interview with the Vampire on Netflix so make sure you rewatch it daily while you still can


Ósea hermana you don’t have to say yes to feel accepted or loved. If you don’t want something or wanna do something say NO.


I guess I fucked this up too...


lmao that was super rude because it’s like no way can I make it right besides a bbl & that is absurd to me! so FAT I’ll be


wish i had a main acc on ig so me and kurt can be moots


we on a mf countdown tho , 2hunnit come home in 10 days


Good morning moots & December


My waist is 38"!


After tonight’s performance, I look forward to us pocketing £60m from Man Yoo for Big Dan @DanAmartey


v proud of myself, i moved most of the furniture around to roomba just about the whole apartment and moved everything back before toad's home from his first day back at the office


Don’t want to be bothered for the next week & half…


Yooo we got 405 for 2 after pre exhaust sets on squat


Me "hmm I wonder if I can mount my router to the wall and get some more space over here. I know, I'll text a picture to my friend with a master's in wireless engineering." Friend 2 min later: 3 lengthy texts explaining my options and what it means for my signal.


kinda frustrated i’ve been having a hard time drawing lately


I’ll give everyone that replies $5


All I know is put it up and keep on workin’


Galactic mode fucking me up in Battle Strikers


step back step back step back silly girl


My husband is recruiting fellow male co-workers for the women's march next month. I love this man.


I just want to find a house already


So excited to finally have my hair done tomorrow!


Sober (59/5)… should’ve known.


I been sleepy asf all day


I need DOGE to send it rn


Today Virgil told me I needed to shave


i can just feel a zombie outbreak coming smh


Today has been extreme AF.


Having breathing troubles and involuntary shaking— Could this be the caffeine? Could this be a panic attack over the election? Could this be my everyday anxiety? We will never know.


Because I can officially say this .. my birthdays next month


Michigan had a school shooting today


Emotional earthquake


Gonna do my best and work out after my nap today


Giroud is inevitable


Just realized Etsy is… etc.


does anyone know stores that has good black basic clothing staples preferably cotton and not just polyester as well


Am off to bed any wishes fam


i’m changing my entire appearance again stay tuned for next months switch back


If you ask me I say turn up the bass


Ya hubiese pasado todas mis clases


Reece James sabi spoil things for person.


During Children’s mental health week, I’d like to take the opportunity to do something out of the ordinary to inspire some creative writing. I’d like it to link to mental health and well-being m. All ideas gratefully received


did onision just delete all his tweets


After telling him those words today, I felt much more relieved


“And now I feel stupid I should’ve knew better then this, wasn’t the right way to do it i should’ve been choosing the money instead of a bitch”


also…the people acting like fat people don’t have different social experiences be the ones excluding fat people from said social experiences


that last ep of insecure was all of 2 seconds and so pointless


I swear detroit girls are psycho. Literally said no to someone and the crazy came out


At 22 : 51 .. people start to sleep .. Not with me .. Im start to eat .. its late but im hungry


shout out talaga favorite ko


It’s hot af and I’m just in a mood and idk why


Tomorrow is my 12 year diaversary and I only remember the date because I remember when they told me I was diabetic I had skipped school that day to go to the appointment but also to smoke some weed and celebrate 4/20


I want see everybody!! but the way my vacation setup that next month I can’t do it


I literally texted him 4 seconds after I left class if he wanted to work on the project together wiskcdjdjsj yes I’m desperate


anytime you fuck with me yeah you know it’s gonna be a vibe


I want so much more for myself kinda lost on where to start.


Seamoss and spring water


wait hold up im so fucking ready to see sakura in...a.....bathing suit...


I just wish my dad would stop telling me I’m not supposed to shop at the men’s. I deadass looked at him in the face and said “I don’t care” because I really don’t


Not me having a 4 month old eating food already


Penis havers: do yall make it do the dance when we're not around to ask for you to?


today i thiiiiink i won’t leave my bed


Weezy really asked Lilo out.


i’m watching oomf slander larries again


Hope nobody's voting Nini? Allow this 2 faced babe leave my screen this weekend abeg


I like them a little rude


Ya’ll parents never used to let you stay home from school just cause?


Been making up hours all day at school bih


The youth needs our guidance, cuz remember them OGs wasn’t giving us the right info


Don't yell me Bill Barr is getting the next "You're Fired" tweet


wait so HOW many dogs died???


I need to see if my lil junt gne reimburse me for that high ass oil change in my truck.


I get confused on what account I'm tweeting from


cause why wouldn’t i have car problems when i just got work done on it the other day, it’s not even paid off yet, and it’s christmas time


Goollll D.Vlahovic


what do you know about amazing bday gifts? Ashur Gharavi noticed my cosplay right on the day when I’m turning 18. sobbing screaming and crying


wow gym rlly is my outlet lol I won’t cry at home, uni or work, but at the gym ..


idk why but i find it funny when someone says someone is 'slutshaming' an idol cuz wouldn't that imply they're a slut in the first place


Racked up over 5k in expenses >> Avios points


No one: Girls from cunch on depop: WAVIEST SICKEST DANKEST Y2K too peng, could fit size 6, 8, 10, 12, 14 depending on desired fit


Interview with Radio Rahim, Fury said he was going to box Wilders two ears off. Then you see the video of the alleged cheating and remember what happened to Wilder.


just bc you have an undeniable connection w someone doesn’t mean they’re your person unlearning to learn this


I just love their little relationship


now comes the time when antis go to the naver talk and try to trash talk him


I was diagnosed with cholestasis today, which means we’re gonna have a new roommate in less than a week.


Interesting how my insurance covering a complete pair of glasses every 2 years costs me almost $300.


I’ve actually been waiting for someone to sing or name a song “vibes and inshallah” , Reminisce doing justice to that


I’m thinking a sancocho


Nice mielies! Instagram is giving Marc glowing reviews for his braai stand. And his tomatoes. #TheBachelorSA


I’m real live tearing up rn


Something that feels like Cold Desert


i love when friends wait for you to get inside the house before driving off, makes me feel safe


Today’s the last day i have to see trump thumbnails on YouTube


Come on $Ctsi


Ernie a fool


tw//medication i got a new medication to help more w my anxiety and thoughts


Works picked an ideal time to do a full day assessment in the truck tomorrow. Sat next to someone all day in a confined space less than 2m apart


Five years of having a a crazy schedule with no time for anything and I finally have a stable schedule to plan my life around


Proud to announce joining @user


cleaning lady...wild


Him: what kind of bag you want me: Dha BIG one !!!!


I stg these “this is a call to inform you that your vehicle’s extended warranty is about to expire”


Confused on how i hired a party planner and I’m still party planning


losing my mind tryna figure out someone’s and ending up losing own self


The more you relax, the more guidance you receive. (Which is perfect for this in-between time before the New Year!)


I miss watching Sunday night football in the lounge


I’m getting frustrated


took his strap bitch dats da trophy


So you mean to tell me , it Ain’t no more juice in this Mf fridge


So shite seeing wee kids getting free school meals when I’d literally do anything so me my wee gran again


I’m happy nyomi bday in the summer


Yes Joe


I came back..... now my island is something I enjoy and less copy and pasting from island tours. I’ll update you in like five years with the Dream address


I just shot my shot I think I’m bout to be in the groupchat soon


that’s it i’m stabbing a trident through my dad’s heart and lungs (in minecraft) my dad was looking up stuff about rudolph the reindeer and he made a joke that rudolph now identifies as an it/a they and my mom started screaming “WHAT THE FUCK I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE”


eung i always remember that wooseok only has 5 hours for 3 days to sleep during preparing for his solo album


*flirting* yeah pretty much everything makes me really uncomfortable


Cleaning and organizing is so relaxing


Somebody tell Alexa Bliss to unblock me


i can’t get over how smart my leanna is


Nasty feeling that come April we'll hear @user say something like this on @user "Check out your road maps, find out Eastleigh, Altrincham, Woking, Solihull Moors, because these are the places that Matt Bloomfield's men are going to visiting next season" #colu


I love cleaning my car I just can’t ride around dirty


No cap, John Cena is THICC


I miss going outside cause I often get to see really pretty purple pink skies whenever i walk home from school


Goodmorning sa inyoooo


is my ass fat or are u lying 2 me


I like that the mask allows me to have my resting bitch face in peace


I have my fall color for my hair already picked out


Once I get turned off it’s really hard to turn me back on


Happy his family got justice


I miss my man already he need to hurry up and come home


Spilling coffee is the adult equivalent of losing your balloon..


Y’all been waiting on Bobby Shmurda i been waiting on Snow Fall tomorrow


louis tomlinson has an unreal and beautiful voice, just saying facts


I just slipped in mud and ate shit in front of a bunch of parents and kids at my kid’s school.


Five feet apart got me


Seriously, how cool is lego!!!!! #LEGO #Appreciatiation @LEGO_Group


Word is @OxygenSupremacy grinders are kinda cute


no more rest days this week


The best Mann the final chapter is funny as hell


Today I’m choosing self care in its purest and most calm form.


reply if you think that women don’t have rights


someone just made me realize that perhaps i do have a problem with drinking and smoking


Also this thing of wanting people to call you with your titles instead of your name has a bit of low self esteem in it


Me and my baby going to Saratoga for a few days just to fucking relax & I cannot wait


Notts Forest v Sheffield United goes to a penalty shootout


Why do all the special varieties of Dr Pepper taste just like regular Dr Pepper? Like the cream soda one just tastes watered down and this cherry one I'm drinking tastes normal.


bitches be like “im fine” but then listen to blue and gray on repeat


Glee cast =


no bc why am i crying at every sad or heart-touching vid like im so f sensitive inside


Full stadiums are a beautiful site


I’m about to hit the liquor store


I wish I could squeeze all ur faces right now I’m super hyped about where my works going and everything’s just coming together so well today


Every time I eat from Jjs that shit fuck up my stomach but they wings be so good


Started a juice cleanse this morning and I’m already craving some Taco Bell


Don't deny your conscience! #VoteGold ALL your freedoms ALL the time! @user and @RealSpikeCohen are the only choice for 2nd ammendment support #2A and ending systemic racism! And that's just the tip...


thanks for playing previous MVs weverse admins, atleast we got to see yedam and mashi tonight


Imagine people who just now realized how amazing Black culture is, they missed the Dipset/G-Unit era


this dude comes to me who was asking for a friend if I'm single... turns out the dude who actually asked, his friend... likes me? I had to decline the offer because I'm already taken. like why me? out of everybody in the school why choose me? I don't even know who it is...


i ate yo pussy like my last meal


I Can Teach You Hoes A Lesson Just Pay Attention


imagine being with someone who will break their own rules for you.


‘Your so quiet’ Nah I’d just rather not talk to fake people


The GOP’s best evidence of #voterfraud is that thousands of people have signed affidavits that could put them in legal jeopardy if they’re lying. That’s it.


Work was boring af. What I miss?


You shouldn’t have to question how a mf fucking w you


Worship be hitting different at this hour


Mood : Life goes on


I love this cold ass weather, now let’s cuddle


perfectionism inevitably leads to obsession!!!


My man been throwing up all day I feel so bad for him


That first day sober. I never know what to do


Why tf did I spend $50K on a “business” degree just to spend the rest of my life smashing my face against the “sales life” brick wall?


I am always here to hold your hands and yes "we'll move on" together


I AM HUNGRY & I WANNA GRAB A SUKUNA!!! where can i find one??????


living at home is my 13th reason i can’t do it anymore


All the top sides in laliga just day evict from Copa Del Ray


PS5 & controller for sale! DM for offers


Sustained pressure is the biggest killer in world football and Liverpool have sustained it all game. Great team with great coach


Working in healthcare right now is hectic and stressful with these constant changes . Just got an email for a mandatory meeting. Pray for me lawd


mangozut..... it’s the delusions and lack of respect for me


Okay, time to transform into a bad(der) bih. Dinner with my loved ones tonight


Naur cus this man really only took a month to move on from our year long relationship and he’s already up and fucking other bitches…mfs fucked up fucked up


how's your bias list?


I don’t charge extra for length, design, jewels


Running nodes alone pays more than my last salaried job


My social media won’t give you the answers you’re looking for, but keep looking.


I'm proud to say that i like Sticker now, took some time for me to get used to the flute


Can’t go wrong with grapes and kiwi


Bed weather on a hump day is not a good idea.


Like Pooh Shiesty I’m really Shiesty


I hope everyone is staying safe. Remember to access some fun activities under the EYC tab on the Forehill website. We would all love to see some photos . Please TWEET us.


Did I go drifting around corners like some punk kid for like 5 minutes going out to get the mail? Does no one like you when you're 23?


Not me hiking without water


i wanna graduate already so i can take swag ass grad pics


square up or shut upppp


Putting away childish things is key


Say she wanna a nigga to slide thru


i draw better when im upset is why I’ve gathered today


Lovely meeting with @user great redirection and lovely to play with such a brilliant scene! Thank you to Augusta for reading and @user for making a difference in presenting these opportunities to those of us that would otherwise miss out #workingclassactor


about 9 producers / 5+ artists for new project ... so excitedddd


I really gotta lay off the Jet


I hope he rots in there for the rest of his meaningless life


Yea. I impress myself.


How fast do you want to grow your Twitter account?.... Drop your username fast so we can follow you quick


I thought it was a criminal offence,to interfere in an election, and if you’re telling lies,to try and change the election result,by fraud!surely your breaking the law? The only fraud in the 2020 election cycle,was Trump himself,and he must be held accountable,for his crimes!


it’s funny how girls can get the ick for the smallest things. we can like someone but if one day his outfit is not it we don’t like them anymore


“Wednesday” was amazing, bro… Jenna Ortega bodied that role


If you want to join a virtual case race on Saturday, dm me for the link


Umm so if my acc gets taken down follow the backup @user


I was losing myself for a little but now I’m back hehe


I’m visualizing my name tattooed on that ass


See if you done shite in your exams, dont worry. Wee Byrney spent 5 year at the school drawing magnificent picture of cocks and he’s absolutely stacked


"You've gained weight" NO SHIT IDIOT! I'M 5 MONTHS PREGNANT.


He told his bestfriend him putting his d*ck in his baby momma ain’t got sh*t to do with him being his friend. Son WHAT??


if your boyfriend ain't giving you time, you simply give your time to another guy


just argued with myself now i’m in a bad mood


hi @danielhowell can you please atone for the sins your forefathers committed against my ancestors in british occupied india by posting the nashville preshow selfie


Yes yes I totally we just need all BRADDAHHOOD SISTAHHOOD sports played all on campus!! No waste the time and money!! All money should all go to our athletics department!! Stop the nonsense and get going!! Economy get boosted, fans happy many more supporters, lastly recruiting


We've had three @Keurig duos since February. First one crapped out 6 wks in, 2nd one after 2 wks, and here we are 20 days on the 3rd one and it's decided to not work too. Kind of getting tired of calling and having these replaced!


Tattoo appointment is set. Ready to see if I can sit thru 8 hours


Some nights you wish you had the friends in heaven back for nights like this


I had my Echocardiogram, Stress test & annual check up with my cardiologist. Everything is looking normal, thank God!


SUperbbb


I’ve accepted my latest challenge: implementing AMR with @user They made parallel implementation very easy, so I’m hopeful for the AMR too


I gave everyone respect before I start disrespecting them remember that


I’m big on tipping people!! All a girl be wanting is good customer service


Should I go workout later orrrrrrrrrrr watch Disney movies ?


Thank god I blocked k*tie h*pkins so I don’t have to see her gross tweets all over my TL


Don’t Ask Me What I Mean When I Literally Spelled It Out Fa You


Thank you for everyone who came by the very scuffed stream a lot of fixes had to be made but should be good to go tomorrow other than my pc over heating. If it's not one thing it another.


Dudes at my job will add me on social media and walk right by me at work and not say anything! Weird dawg


I’m pissed that they buying Aldi’s chicken & slapping “Harolds” across it & over pricing it


Go check to see if your dishwasher has a filter RIGHT NOW


Even an hour away I’m still a second priority


Mardito starken


just got called a pendeja because I told my mom I wanted a big booty hoe for my birthday


Is there anyone on the planet who can watch a full film without eating, drinking, or talking? I don’t go to the cinema because of people, so at home having film night, now my boys are going on about updating their phones FFS It’s just 2 hours!


CDC Covid Vaccination card, even when trimmed, is bigger than the typical self-seal laminating pouch. Great design!


I’m baaaaaaaaaaaaaackkkkkk


hey @user in case you haven’t seen it yet, @user new video shows off a LOT of what’s wrong with your game. not everything, but quite a bit. so go check it out! use code lachy


i wana suck her b00b13s n nips while we watch a movie


I’m not explaining myself to nobody that’s not doing shit for me ! No matter if I like you or not tf


Not sure who to make this request too so I’m coming to the you @aarongreenberg Please get if updating the list of back compat. Games please make sure every Call Of Duty and every Battlefield that has ever been on Xbox works, thanks!


So excited to hear some @user today


Gabby is so sweet she came down to my sister shop and showed love and supported


manifesting new phone this December


The judge is having to tell $RETC council how to word his question


North African food is delicious


In the mood to masturbate again


Y'all tryna get noticed so bad


idc if vmin like one piece I am not watching that shit


So the India can’t defend anything on 6th September. Remember that


Don't think it'll help if...


I'm glad no one saw my priv yesterday


If you are seeing this,check my pinned tweet


Heavy them kaluki nights


2yrs & 11mos


i got dusse and moët.. ima b soooo drunk tonight


Thinking about how hundreds of thousands of people saw "oompa loompa body ass bitch" on their tl


Ion like driving when I’m mad cus my road rage level goes up


my life would undoubtedly be better if i uninstall twitter


Jota absolutely killing it


nah but spontaneous all nighters hit differently


Follow @user on IG. Same name different place!


Adrian beat my ass today in spin


fuck white bois! just not literally


I feel like an asshole. There was a harmless spider in my bathroom so I let dude live. Today I saw a sphere like shape close to his body and thought it was eggs thanks to Google. I killed it and it was only a rollie pollie he was taking care of it for me


My little brother has COVID


i’m the neighborhood loctician u can send ur man to, like i promise he is safe


Pls RETWEET my pinned and F @user one of my active followers..Thank you bro


love being in the middle of a duty and my power goes out


Idk but I’m thinking about making Shepard’s pie.


Tems voice is so magical


lud with black turtleneck and glasses


Ok now I just downloaded #TikTok yall


My baby name list getting bigger and bigger, thing is I ain’t even pregnant


Whew saw this fine man


almost got run over by a car cause i was distracted by a guy petting a dog that was tied to a lamppost outside a store. i was a het for once and almost died. being straight kills


on m’a demandé le secret de ma jawline : starving myself and genetics LOL xx


As a creator, nothing depresses me more than seeing how good @Casey Neistat is


u can’t force nobody to see that u a blessing u just gotta let em miss out..


ok wait did she rlly just tell him not to go after his su*cidal sister ?


So we lose to the #4 team in the nation by 1 touchdown… and alabama loses to FUCKING TEXAS A&M but are the #2 team in the nation. Ok


Never been happier to put some crocs on


My momma always xooking shit I don’t eat dats why I be having to eat out


Thank you to whoever voted on what I should do for the drawing of Benedict! Let's just hope I don't screw this up. Wish me luck!


Salah’s goal gets better every time you see it


just found out someone i dont like that much watched succession ... hmm no??? unwatch it


Got some clothing from @user and this quality feels so nice


this has been the most peaceful opening i’ve ever had. and it’s bc i have my headphones in and not talking to a damn person. sorry can’t hear you over these sick ass beats


The gumbo in Spelman caf is cultural appropriation.


Knowing what I know now and how it is to maintain a woman idk how I dealt with women older than me before


my teeth so white i love my smile


empowering women through esports


Totally out of $amc again


Never underestimate my intelligence


The world needs people's like you who always thinks positive about the good of others. @MarcusRashford


I ain’t gone cap I got trust issues like a mf


One day Ima do a thread on what toys not to buy your kids but today Im going to suggest you never buy them a whistle


The 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea looking Dread Doctors aren't scary


PURPLE HEARTS 2 IS COMING


Everytime i try to do my food stamp app the bitch don’t work


Oh Columbus.


i have so many brushes and then i use only 2 of them


One thing about Lasiz*e, he will dress like shitt


Who fancy taking some photo for my onlyfans


Dodged two bullets today. Should feel lucky


Honestly can’t believe the end of the year is already in a couple of days..


“my life really lit , don’t need no witnesses. i don’t gotta Instagram sh*t, im really in this sh*t.” !!!! that’s my favorite part


Gonna pull an all nighter because i have a paper due tomorrow


Gold pulled up to the dms like Before I use these 100 rolls can you promise me two things?


/ Day 8373837383 of having the most excruciating cramps ever


People are literally jumping token to token every minute.


I’ve finished my homework for the next week and now I’m just working on stickers I love it here


Finally ordered car replacement , guide damn


Nah that song there? Spiritual


Lexi’s really the only one on time today and I must say I am very proud


i curse a lot but ive been saying motherfucker too much casually


Tobi revealing his true identity to kisame


having a big girl job SUCKS I miss my dogs at the dispensary


Nice to see we are back to playing like Stoke


It sucks that Erick is not allowed into the ultrasound appointments with me


Why did I never watch shahs and the sunset before it’s low key good af


4-8 in all of my leagues


Should be like 4 up by now ffs


Im exhausted but also wide awake. Such a joyous combination


Had a fire sleep last night 12 hours


I went to the fridge to get a snack and you wasnt* there


been kinda inactive because I’ve had an drastic allergic reaction and im having to let my skin recover from it so im not taking pics or anything for now


I have a paper, exam, assessment, & reflection, plus my online class assignments due all on or before monday


Follow the homies @user @user and @user they make AMAZING symphonic music , you wont be disappointed


I honestly don’t know what’s worse. 1. Anticipating seeing bangtan for the first time 2. Seeing them for the first time and missing them so much after Post concert depression is real


Chef I’ll call you tomorrow, don’t say you see me on twitter and I can’t fix a call, it’s late and I’m being nice….


oomf said my voice sound like a squeaky hamster


In love? Hahahahah me yes hahah me


You know its a vibe goin all night look me in my eyes tell me sex lies..


I want that pussy to myself even tho I cheated before


I’m strapped too so if you hit me in my head I’m takin sum wit me


Finally got some chili cheese fries


Chief keef Go hard on Features


Craving a chick fil a Cobb salad


Initially, I still like Butter better than PTD cause I focus more on the production of the music excluding their vocals. For me, Butter has more elements. But after carefully listening to the inst. of PTD, I'm shookt & also sad that I couldn't hear those in the original audio


When I drop my Raptors draft target list


Recently started listening to music in the shower again and always end up crying listening to the songs me and Rose used to duet to


Now watching/checking out #BeeandPuppycat. Already, I’m giggling and enjoying this show


Me: doing the sheikah slate for Link cosplay My friend: i have mine. I can lend it to you when you are here I'm unlucky? XD anyway. I will finish it to have my own and maybe do alone shits here around in summer


this weather is making me crave summertime


I reply people and pray they don't reply back. I really hope I am okay


phone fixed, back in action


Lil Peep X Gym


i love procrastinating so much that I even procrastinate on eating


Payin $20 on amazon prime to watch invisible man worth it?


umayyyy


Between a college schedule, work schedule, pumping schedule, and spending every second I can with my baby, I tend to neglect my friends. Fyi I still love y’all


i want cuddles and forehead kisses and i want them from james


Schy just left me


Someone keeps bookmarking my pictures


Men are nuts


Young, pretty and gifted


The li Apple Music thing fire but I could never pay for music


This @ChiefKeef Haduken Remix Raw Asl On B @ChiefKeef Needa Sign A Nigga No Bap


Naya and Glee is trending worldwide here, I'm-


Thank you @user for having me on! I hope it wasn't too bad listening to my broken Swenglish! It was a real pleasure @UberShouts @user and @user


Let operation “Read the books you have before buying new ones” start


Checking my loadshedding app so I know what time to wake up


god knew what he was doing giving me 6 brothers and a smart mouth


Yo I’m believe dis fuck ass professor gave me a 60 on this dicussion because of a fucking comma


I’m sick of ordering online, they stay fuckn up my order


Voice rest it is


my playlist will have you thinking you 40 y/o alcoholic tio is on the aux


who can. who can I runnnnn tooooo


Unless my gf / wife is on deployment of underway she needs to talk to me every day ....


I want wingstop tonight


Landed safely in Milwaukee!


@ all countries giving i***** 12 points on saturday i have my EYES on you


Has anyone else watched The #Mauritanian on Amazon? Crikey. What an absolute rollercoaster of emotion.


I literally got 30 hours left to graduate. I’m excited


oh......no way.....


badshiii goodluck mamaya


ALL YALL BOYFRIENDS CHEATING


Don't force them, force your request's to Jehovah who created you because He knows the best for us #MotivateUrself


if you can comment you suck


Ivala ma clg lo maku farewell anta , final exam aipoyi 2 months tharwatha farewell entra babu


I’m from NY but I grew up in the south as well. I spent at least 3 months down here every year my whole life. I’m a city country girl


Going to burger republic for the first time after work


Never a dull moment at this damn hotel


my parents woke me up at 7 on this fine stormy morning asking me where the carrots are like i’m The Carrot Thief


Goodmorning! What a random clingy dream


$AMZN technically it had to break 3350 within 15min if it can't then, No baklava for you guys


Eyeee don’t even want to go anymore


most def sure i done sat my ass here and grew in a matter if hrs


ever noticed how people who haven’t watched avatar the last airbender are depressed ??? not a coincidence


do u sleep with plushies?


Title work done


I’m gone get 2 ELITE workouts in today now cause I’m pissed


Oooo nearly #SpotifyWrapped time, exciting


Nagelsmann getting Gravenberch ready for his move to Liverpool


shordy binging all over my bong


everytime I'm slipping, God just picks me up


My hair is Blue! Reveal in a bit


Don't waste your time on someone who only wants you around when it fits their needs


Panera really did something with the iced cinnamon crunch latte


I wonder if the pinks will individually vlog for the tour....especially the youtubers who rarely post but keep telling us they will


so happy bc we were both wearing blue today


Profile service > everything else. @user


gonna skip theatre rehearsal today bc i hate this show we’re doing


im sorry i haven’t been as active as before, im kinda going through some stuff but im trying to stay positive for the time being


everybody solid until it’s time to stand on it


of course i have to draw donghyun’s teaser photo so interact with this if you wanna be tagged when it’s done


Did Web Whatsapp just crash all over when I was having the most important conversation in my life? PS: All conversations are important for me


Life is Twitter and I am tweetless


Vou comer pizza? Vou!!!!


My nails got jewelry


Had coffee today for the first time in months!


My niece done the drinking the egg challenge & I literally can’t cope with the video


Perfect time for some good ole eggnog


amala tastes like God forbid


Stream tomorrow morning?


this kickboxing class be kickin my ass


Aaand the rain is back


Follow / unfollow , follow / unfollow , follow / unfollow Achi game ha yr ye b


Wish I could just come home and go straight to bed


I wanna braid my baby’s hair but she can’t wear beads


Anybody else turn the channel when that, My Pillow guy come on?! Can't stand his ass either.


beach weekend with my honey, I can’t wait


SO EXCITED TO SEE XIAO BAI TODAY


Finally took down my first 2 RuneScape bossfights solo today


It’s hard being a female


Farfetch is really out of pocket with this $24 shipping


I really don’t fw nobody… n that’s on my life my loyalty goes way to deep for this bs


Going out on long drives w you would be


Bucks just sent me an email about my ring


My girlfriend is amazing


Hi! I finally have access to this account so get ready for shitposts at weird times throughout the day, lezgo! On a lil serious note: Follow @user for all of my work related content, I love you guys


ive been eating so healthy but i think i might crack tonight lol i want junk food


i think i drank too much coffee my hands are shaking


i’m making my mom watch highway to heaven and regular mvs cause she’s just playing tiktoks and it’s annoying me


tfw when you order contact lenses and the total comes out to $960


Signos de fuego: To make you seem funnier to make you seem cooler Signos de tierra: Maybe i am just funnier and cooler


Chrys be pulling the pretty bitches that be dtf they just crazy asf


Introverted guys who flirt awkwardly (yet cutely) >>> das my type


Good morning beautiful hoomans!


[edgy but correct comedian voice] "giving tuesday"? why don't you GIVE,, me a fuckin' break! charity isnt the solution... communism is


ain’t had a trim for 4 weeks and now we got another 3 indoors. Can’t wait for this


Goodnight all will draw the $500 below tomorrow morning Take care


can’t believe michael really trusted me to drive his car lmfaoo


My BS tolerance is so low this days


idk how much Tanky thinks he weighs laying his heavy ass all on my chest


I would happily marry Tia Mowry


Don't be the person who brings human food to the dog park and then acts annoyed when dogs jump on you


Guys, let stay safe


The way politicians slide unrelated demands into bills that have a target audience approved slogan aka title/ name... then point fingers at politicians for their vote against said unrelated demand as a total rejection of that approved slogan... PEAK manipulation & deception


Who has cholesterol issues at 28?


Glo really snapped on FNF


i see harry in 2 days and my outfit isn’t here


What’s your name how you doing tell me who you screwing do he fuck you right girl all night girl


If you don’t vote then you don’t deserve Twitter


#AmericanRust outstanding


It’s hella traffic I’ma be late for work


If you thought our November drop was good... Wait until you see what we are doing in December


i guess i’ll download BET+


I think I have more women that want to do nasty things to me, than men... That's kinda hot


I’m glad all my appointments for the week are done bc I know bae tired of waiting around for me


Bam missing bunnies


Painting, listening to #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed and feeling a bit less pissy


got somebody baby mama calling me daddy again


WOAH ITS BEEN A YEAR SINCE ENHA'S DEBUT?!


I timed myself and realised I take about 90 seconds to have a wee So that means... 1.5 mins x 4 (per day) = 6 mins 6 mins x 365 (per year) = 2,190 mins 2,190 mins x 35 (my age) = 76,650 mins 76,650 / 60 = 1,278 1,278 / 24 = 53 days I've spent about 53 days urinating so far


I truly dislike when the same person call me multiple times a day talking bout the same shit


Who tf out here landing planes on the highway?


$ANKR TRADE-ABLE ON THE 25th on COINBASE


Next year l’ll be eligible for the #Ontario55SummerGames Just need to pick a sport


honestly id rather just pay someone w makeup skills to help me out than scrounge and look for products and mess around


Bwoi it’s a blessing and a curse when your head big/hair nuff


Biden just lost the election and a not-so-civil war seems ever-more likely after November


Ladies, genuine question: is it normal for the tubes of lotion to feel empty when grabbing it from the shelf? I feel like I paid for the commercialized version of farts in a mason jar--except it's a half bottle of lotion full of scented air


Changed his mind on thick girl...now he livin in a thick world


PSV came through in the last minutes


Making banana bread!! If you don’t hear anything else about this I probably messed it up


when I don’t like someone I don’t follow them or interact with them... I find it so weird people take time out of their day to leave nasty or weird comments to bring someone down randomly


i pray all my haters find a better hobby


Do I wanna take this trip to Ohio


Jesus, didn’t know England played tonight, I can’t even begin to imagine what went wrong there


Rocky me manques …


Oomfies and their yt men,,,,


Senate just unanimously passed a bill to make Juneteenth official holiday


youngboy a demon fr wtf


Damn I just did highlights in 30 min


Starting a work meeting off to a promising start when your boss’ background is the “this is fine” fire meme


Grateful to get a lot accomplished today!


But if you just another bum bitch living off a nigga hoe I'm doing him a favor shut your ass up do what my exes do and suck more dick lol


There are bright places, even in dark times. Be positive be safe


If I play my cards right I won’t have to work any OT the entire month of December


I want some stew beef and rice with some candy yams and macaroni & cheese


I read the spoiler for the next op chapter


yayyy im fully vaccinated


Running an express web server on my Raspberry Pi for a local home API and it responds in <10ms on WiFi!


She’s Been Broken , Traumatized


And so begins the kids getting sick from germs at preschool


in a few minutes asahi is gonna tweet a spoiler of a song he produced in the album


These drinks hittin


I didnt know that they'll release an mv teaser


Honestly who told me to go back to school


Life is really simple, but we insist on making life complicated. Understand


How the hell did #China make so many twin seat J-16's in record time? Even F-35A/B/C production isn't that fast


I do not want Charlie Morton to retire after this season.


in some way, bts aku akuin emg kampungan, norak parah BUT THAT WAS PART OF THEM THAT I FELL IN LOVE WITH...


Being Vegan is expensive and more expensive being alkaline


Another tat on my neck or get it on my wrist


A big ass perfume collection is my dream


Hop in that mf foreign


I understand why are they just sitting there and waiting when they cause actually get someone who has it and make a damn vaccine like they did for the flu and etc... like get up and do it cause cdc is waiting for a gift to give it to them when they can make a damn vaccine


Hungry And I Want My Butt Rubbed


Just realized Jordan Brand got Tatum, Luka, & Zion


I don’t know why I seem to be playing SO much better on catalyst compared to wattson, she’s bias wrecking me a liiitle too hard


They Did To Much Trynna Make Arron Hernandez Come Out As “GAY”


man i wanna sleep. preferably without waking up seems nice


Go well Sanjay


Ah nuh rainbow


Nathan Collins that is disgusting carry on


Bloot hurts my eyes


This isn't a speech about police reform. It's another fucking rally/publicity stunt. He just can't fucking help himself.


lmao is the bnha new season that badly animated???? i keep seeing complaints of it but i dont watch the anime so idk


I’m about to grow my hair SO long. Y’all finna be sick of me


Good morning from Ph....


Went to babysit and the kids screamed “YES MOM SHES THE SAME SIZE AS US”


I think I broke my finger. Or maybe it’s my arthritis. Either way I’m too young to be having these issues


She change like the seasons, why you get so greedy?


I’m thinking I’m feeling like leaking some new music…..


#101sextips yooo where the hoes at hmu


Ima ride that dick until the wheels fall off


How do I explain to my therapist tomorrow that I'm fine, the planets are just fucked up right now??


Hey Guys Does anyone have Tinnitus? I know some of you Vets do.. please tell me your experience if you don't mind. Thank you


sur twitter t’es roumain tu me follow ,je follow back


Useless informative in my head…… 30 years ago today The Block Québécois became a party


guess who’s almost qualified to train to be a manager at starbucks


Idk what I want for dinner but really don’t feel like cooking tonight


Hunger pains but not hungry. Depression


I love the new bikinis females be wearing back to the bay watch vibes how can you not like


Tbh I’m good with how the weather is this Christmas between 65-70 degrees


Thickem


not someone thinking I give af when I don’t


Welcome back for the Fall Semester! Faculty & Staff are ready to welcome you back safely to campus, whether in our offices or classrooms & labs. Feel free to drop by and check out our hallway mural if you haven't seen it already


why is everyone coming for la armys like we booked the dates


I GOT THE JOB YOU GUYS!


If you’re attacking AG Merrick Garland, you’re playing into ops designed to weaken us. Trump incited an insurrection, delayed a peaceful transition of power. Garland was sworn in 3/11/21. Monaco on 4/22/21. You dipshits think a case of this magnitude will be resolved overnight?


I really don’t fuck with niggas no more .. can’t get this pussy no more nigga


people actually skip the dance break in glitch mode? natural selection will be coming for y’all cause where is the taste


I will be at work so can't go to star ceremony but will for sure have that live stream going @jonasbrothers


Idk if I wanna make me a wig or get some soft locs


why do all these soccer boys have hickeys on their neck uhh lmao


Soooo fucking excited for my party this weekend


I understand people may be jealous of a teacher’s Winter Break. I’ll tell you what I’ll do: I’ll listen and hear you out. But what I won’t do: change out of my pajamas.


So mad we missed the Finnesse concert


i love how i take may daily allergy pill as if it’s going to help me with anything atp nothing helps my allergies


Personality is 10000% more attractive than appearance


these gas station dude on it today lemme tell you


My bad y’all...


I'm sorry, Heaven said you have to pick me up as if I was a small dog, put me in the cardboard box, and then stick so many knives in it. Don't worry about it, don't disobey Heaven's mandate


Bitches always think u want some back u bought or gave them when y’all fall out naw baby keep that


Don’t fuck w me when it’s beneficial


im craving boba


NY spends COVID money on a police precinct?


.@GamerLegion 16:12 against @user


Nothing makes me feel more dumb than trying to think of some stupid reply to someone’s discussion board


I want to get my dad a lotto ticket but I most def overdrew my account today


Men; instead of journaling your workout at the gym, journal about your feelings so y’all can heal & emotionally mature pls & thank you


quarantine got me so bored at home, i actually be watching people’s story’s on insta now


I just saw the movie Everything everywhere all at once. It blew my mind. Not only bc it resonated with me as an Asian girl, but all the depths in relationships, the psychology and character development, the symbolism, the philosophy and the message it carries were beautiful


Intersections are high-risk locations for collisions because there’s a lot going on at one time. If road users don’t know (or follow) the rules, it can be dangerous. Here are some situations in which the right-of-way rule should be used


not my dad talking about the world ending soon and anything that's biblical. the end of world better not happen before bigbang cb. I would be so mad


I love loving people...its the tangible expression of God!!! #stayencouraged


hotel booked for ARC next year I’m just sayin!!


imagine living with a 19 year old man who does nothing but play videos games, whistle and play a KAZOO… oh wait


Lets go I'm copping a new phone in the next week lets get it


my sleeping sched is super fucked up grabe i am soooo healthy


I mean I love yo shop but still


Hey @user do you have few minutes to chat ?


Put my bitch on flights she used to be scared of heights


There are renovations happening at either end of my building. Woken to the gentle sound and rattle of jackhammers.


thank you changkyun birth for giving me the courage today to finally tell my store manger my proper pronouns and she was really supportive and is going to let everyone know how to refer to me correctly at work


yall ever feel like you just wanna disappear


There’s no way coffee this hood to gringo like ya don’t like sleep …


Managed to stay well clear of people @user and I on Nose's point for a walk. The the sea air, blowing on our faces. So happy we moved to Co. Durham from Gloucester, because in Stroud, I would have had to punch a hippy for exercise!


Maybe I should rewatch Babylon A.D.


It’s so hard being the funny one in my family but someone’s gotta do it


getting your food out of the microwave, excited and all. and then, the middle/inside of the food is still cold.


Grown but still growing.


Watchin transformers


Swear to God even if a black mouse was killed by a White person, Al Sharpton ass would be up on some stage tryna give a speech.


don’t come in my dms/post replies trying to start a fight if you don’t intend to have an enemies to lovers slowburn


I spent the last few hours farming in Rune Factory and now I am ready to try doodlin