I had to go in for a Covid test today as a requirement to get cleared for my new job & y’all .... that thing is not satisfying at all & had my eyes watering like craaaaazy


I want to give a shout out to @user We’re in this together, you couldn’t run with a better crowd, Papa Murphy Pizza has an Election Day special for binge eating.


played all this time in my friends car and she asked me to like it on her spotify. all this time is the fitf it girl


I just pray to God my mama ain’t ever gotta bury me


For the mfs who gotta problem wit social media&the people on it why u dont just get the fucc off then!"


Yesterday was recorded setting, what will today bring! #EUA NN day today! Will something pop up in an hours time


5 menit 3 goll


i guess i'll never stop thinking about shigadabi


still not perfect but getting closer to being satisfied with the intro


Stans really think Hailey marched to the VOGUE photoshoot and picked the pose herself and said "omg this obsessed psycho who my husband dumped did this pose 5 years ago so I'm gonna do it now" like do yall hear yourselves


My car is sick and I haven’t been well since. That’s really my lil baby


Oki good morning and I missed @user vlive


Five-spot for Delaware State in B8 as they take a 6-3 lead into the ninth. Top of the order due up for us…let’s go fellas! #Flagship


One of the best days financially for me in a while all I see is green.


Because my tolerance for shit just gets lower with age, and soon I’m not going to like not a #soul


women that wear yellow :)


the nicest ‘villain’ is the guy from the guild. Francis?? idk. Anyways. He treats his employees right. And all he wanted to do was save his wife from heartache. He’s a gentleman i love him so much. He just went about things the wrong way


No bc #DerryGirls actually just broke me


wareeeeeeg.


okay okay I’m gonna fix up my afrobeats playlist and release it stop crying


I don’t wanna see Liberty get hurt


Otherwise other things deserve Let go and let God


Music is the best because even a single lyric or rhythm can take you back to some of the best memories of your life and that is such a good happy feeling


Glocks don’t have safety


I'm going to that London tomorrow to see my son


Soon as somebody comments “Price” or “how much” on my business post with the link in the caption, I know they ain’t bout to buy shit


been skipping school this days


chan's giggles and thank yous everytime zach compliments his and skz's music


I don’t understand why it take teachers so long to put grades in


i'm ciel! hello screamy child!


“Drankin N Smokin” just hits different


Wow samba unbelievable goal keeping


Honestly I think I have one of the pickiest dogs to exist


Another long ass week and it’s only Tuesday y’all i need a blunt & some tequila


life is unfair..


That excited feeling now nothing excites me anymore


Chile lemme log off


I love big brother Australia. There is no POV competition, 3 people goes up and they get to vote. Wish more seasons was on paramount + tho


So my focus is selling my cards atm


Damn I hate a bitch that like to argue and shit - chief keef


Since i have been using Twitter only for a few months now this was my first follow party! I still don't know how this actually works but heyy atleast i tried and made some new moots


Love seeing local businesses hire my stepdad for renovations


I’m not ugly, I’m just pre-hot


Mana by SB19 is trending


I should be in benidorm right now ..mortal & loving life with dean and the rest of the gang but instead I’m laying on the couch with the covers around me eating toast & Nutella ... all because some stupid cunt ate bat soup!!


Just got this nice ass shirt so who trying to take me out on valentine's day


It's been a busy summer @user more launches, unique features, and continuing to grow the team. We might not be largest product & engineering team in industry but have a lot to be proud of and an exciting roadmap to deliver on. Few highlights of recent achievements...


that's it for now, hahaha may online class pa pala ko mamaya


cream soda faygo damn I’m still dreaaaamin


breaking things and putting them back together


I kinda liked the Bucs as a team...not anymore...both Brady and Gronk?!


Ok i might be seriously allergic to dairy now


One thing I will do is rewatch a movie


I got 20’s and 50’s and 100’s that shit look real good when I spread


Make sure to bring up politics this year at thanksgiving so you can save some money this year on Christmas


Ah, crap. I forgot about a homework assignment for my HCOM class. Oh well. Gonna hate to turn it in late.


You never know people intentions, keep ‘em out ya business


What are the odds that Disney will use the ‘Strange World’ flop, to convince investors/creators that releasing movies with an openly gay main character isn’t actually what people want and refuse to represent the LGBTQ+ community? But hey, at least you can buy a trans flag pin


I just my tax money happy fucking birthday to me


when parents joke about the behavior that has traumatized you


There’s so many things I wanna venture into.


Everyone deserves a relationship were both sides never stop trying


The worst thing ever is not knowing where you stand with someone..!!


Solo me meto a whats por tarea


When playing uno what the fuck is NO FALSE CALL ?? Serious Question Cuz Im HOT


Okay why does this woman have hands instead of feet?


I’ve always had a high sex drive and I’m so happy to have found an outlet for that with onlyfans


Lmao just fell down my stairs and smacked my face on the ground and now I’m bleeding from my lip and nose @user can confirm


the x exo looks were too short lived


Drink More Water 7


Woke up with a headache plus I’m starving


So i just pulled my first white hair ever! And it was a very dramatic 5 seconds.. then i placed it on the shoulder of the guy next to me, now aging is his issue to deal with


how my friends in southeast houston doing? heard a violent tornado touched down


i told my wax lady i liked girls and she said “mm yeah I figured” oh-


I hate how I would instantly notice a sudden change sa treatment sa usa ka tao toward me and I would knock myself out thinking what I did wrong.


Didn’t think going back to school would be this exciting. Can’t wait.


It may seem an odd request, but if you have and photos of cows, drop them below


feel like everything is falling apart and i have 0 control haha what a wonderful time to be alive


Took a L today...spilled some red juice on my forces. Niggas gone bounce back 10x harder tho


I’m so down bad for @user but she won’t kiss me.. imagine?


Just found an extra La Croix stashed in my lunch box


Mfs real life can play a video game with a computer mouse and keyboard


Don’t let your struggle become your identity. #ALDUBxADNWithFerventHope


Bow billet when I've never seen a billet since I started playing genshin


Reading over the restaurant confirmation email sent chills down my spine


yo , so weird


i had to flush a whole zip of weed down the toilet today


Most people don’t care what bus drivers think. We’ll probably be replaced by autonomous buses anyway..thanks New Flyer!


I’ve just accidentally happened upon the @BBCNews The TDS continues apace


If I don’t do nothing else in my day, I’m going to the gym


had an extremely busy day at work today, just killed my arms during my workout, now I’m finna chug this casmigos bottle and wait for bae to get home, life’s decent


u shouldn’t be allowed to breath on this planet if u don’t listen to doja


If I could add custom emotes to my Twitch channel, I could have some gummy emotes.


cant wait to be off and celebrate with some tequila


any1 want to be my header


los virgos somos guays!!


See you later boy, maybe never


get em us weverse goods! shocked with the shipping fee haha d daw uso free shipping sa us unlike korea ugh


My momma acting funny today


I wanna go to a Calibre 50 concert so baddddd


Thank you BrightWin haha!


Only thing I’ll miss about topshop is their jeans and when they close they better have a 90% off sale


You Can’t Have me Both Ways


Me and this girl will have a whole convo with nothing but GIFS


I miss being young and having nooooo responsibilities


Will the RAF twat who's flying over the North Lincolnshire area, please fuck off You're scaring my dogs


My mans almost got a piercing without me when with his sister at a shop, now we got plans to get piercings together


Sugar cravings


why do I feel all emotional all of a sudden pls


I don’t have my bass on in my car n this bih shaking


I just spent 100 on food baby they needa hurry up and reload my Shìt I'm finna pass out


My grand strategy to get my fav artists to view my story?? I literally just send it to their DMs


Y’all really be needing attention from several people just to feel validated huh? Talk about pathetic.


my sister is my best friend & I wouldn’t want it any other way


Got all the way to the barber shop and I fucking forgot my card


If only Peter Obi did as much as El-Rufai, the #PeterObi4President would've transend beyond social media, his being overrated by his followers is a reflection of the poor discussion&perception of what governance is&should be.


They tryna one up everyone they forgot to take care of themselves


Janet broke her finger today, on the other hand, she's completely fine


I just feel like how I seen the women take care of themselves all my life i just feel like that's how shit should be period


I don't wanna be just strong I wanna be Green Goblin strong


Being a big sister makes you not wanna be a parent … or is it just me


Boy i promise that Military on a resume looks so good


This Ndidi guy!!


In mood to be split roasted


Y is life so expensive


But fr being pretty is a job do you see how the kardashians and Instagram models created a whole career off you men?


My design laptop is at full capacity


I have a wine problem now


Wore a sleeveless shirt to tennis today and realized I forgot to shave my pits


I love coming home to my husband.


Lol iPhone 13 is coming where???


Umm ima muthafuckin city girl. I talk shit. I like money. I like bags....tf?


Improving. Thank you Lord!


You ever just wanna box your friend?


Buzzing to see that 7R and 8R are currently leading the way on the points leader board! Come on you greeeeens! #TeamEmerald


I went to the dentist today and she didn't ask me if I flossed everyday but I could tell from her quiet disappointment as she was cleaning my teeth that she didn't need to ask to know that the answer is no


i have a final in an hour and i barely studied-


Bought $BZRX at .132c. I think this can bounce back in the coming days


My eyes are swollen from all this crying Omg


I can be on social media and still not text back


it's been on my mind for so long and I'm still in the process of accepting it myself, but I'm a lesbian


new goal: learn hangul


The population of females in the world is more than twice the population of males, yet every girl has a boyfriend. Your views


had a dream i was hittin my dougie in front of ale and she wasn’t impressed


Yea I gained weight.. y u think I don’t know this ?!


#WildwoodTrumpRally Keep in mind-all u Trump fans-Withholding aid to Ukraine. Kissing Putin's and Kim Jong Un's ass. That's not putting America first.


I SAW A VIDEO ON TIKTOK EXPLAINING ABOUT THE HAND GESTURE HISOKA MADE WHILE CONVERSING WITH ILLUMI ABOUT KILLUA, GHAD! MIND BLOWN ABOUT THE MEANING. HE WANTS TO PENETRATE THE KID? THAT'S WHY FORUM SAYS HE'S A FUCCIN' PEDO. Person


This is the life we live now yeh


Barbers ain’t allowed to work out here


A power 5 CFP and a separate, non power 5 CFP and the champions play each other


aight so, my niece is getting bullied in school. the girl be taking her dunkin donut, pulling her hair and hitting her. she told the teacher and still it persists. her mom spoke to the teacher and she’s still getting bullied. So I’m wylin for telling my niece to beat her up?


Paid for my cut too


Mac Jones leading in the Heisman race


not sj posting instagrams of his Hawaii show with a sold out crowd


I find it hilarious that people are afraid of Lagos people rushing to Abuja if Asiwaju wins. Lol!! All I see is opportunities!


Stardust is on Netflix


A year in and we still have to tell people to mute themselves when joining a large, multi-member video meeting.


I be going so hard in life cause I don’t like to ask nobody for shit fr. We used to struggle bad growing up and that shit traumatized tf outta me so yeah…lol I’ll always work hard to maintain my own… what my baby does is just extra


yho fok man i'm in hell


my mom is so disgusted i borrowed these people stuff


If you told me a year ago to spend $1000 on a JPEG, I would have told you you’re fucking crazy… now it seems like a good price


Planning a trip for my bday and I’ve decided I’m going alone. Can’t wait.


Don’t ever offer me patron imma look atchu so crazy


i can’t protect you no more, it’s out of my hands for sure. you should’ve called me.


I made yakamein last night


Zlatan and Lukaku got quite spicy. The wags gettin dragged into it to


Im probably not gonna use my timeline for a while, if you dm me ill still reply, but i dont think ill be interacting with tweets


HE WENT PRIV LMFAO anyways it is gay for a man to accuse another man of being fertile and to have a thing against boobs of a certain size


Shit didn’t expect my Turkey to come with a side of jealousy and ojo.


Good morning. Good news sa buong araw please.


If we just got on this #lockdown properly, everyone, 3 weeks, we will be less likely to extend it and end up doing it for even longer. Then everyone can go back to making money and being relatively normal


and my twenties are gonna pass me by


Whoever made this bubbler should get smacked upside the head.


$CIDM $NFLX is loosing subscribers because of their woke BS agenda, remember that...


What a shame ss is top 5 most annoying actresses in diziland, Kıvanç looks sooooo good


Good morning plong


Stems take so long … lol


Mi abuela hates trump and my tio supports him and they haven’t stopped arguing/debating for like 10 mins


Puddin more like PUT IN


mary j blige is my favorite!


stop reaching out here to a lot of “friends” and now no one hits my line


The humiliating feeling of fondness beneath the fake news


i woke up with 3 hours sleep now i can’t go back to sleep


.@ShawnMendes thank u for existing


Lord please give me a great news this afternoon.


just got off video call with my man xxxxxx


Does anyone who follows me live in Newcastle Upon Tyne area?


I just wanna go back to my high school days when the only thing I had to worry about was trying not to get caught at my nigga house by my mama


& it ain’t even that deep but that’s just how it be wit me


20th place Romford beat 1st Place Maldon & Tiptree


I’m going somewhere this weekend and I think I need a new dress


gas blunts & rainy days


Tried making my own Art prints and they turned out really well. My recent ones of Tommy shelby I sent away for arent as good as my own. Wasted money


im 22 years old and still can’t make a phone call on my own


Liking someone is so embarrassing. It’s like you’re desperate for them to know you exist ewww


Wtf happened on 610. This is exactly why I stay on my side of town


omg can y'all stop feeding my deobi ego i can't help it


Can $MATIC ever reach $100


My mom bought Jollibee chicken I hope it doesn't turn into adobo


My matcha lattes haven’t been tasting the same lately


Not me learning how to use gel so now I don’t need to spend money on a mani or pedi hehe


I've been having such a fun time streaming lately, thank you if you've stopped by to chat or lurk or support in any way. it means the world


Mf gon rush me to get a room key … come to find out bitch nigga hotel in midtown , not downtown


Apple think they slick my phone is be dying toooo fast lately. I am notttt upgrading to a new phone yet


I don’t trust these bitches they might catch me slippin


I keep breaking out on my chin area and it’s making me so mad


I remember someone saying " it's elections time, @MYANC will be opening this and that....they will even host events to open taps" Boom


Smack my ass and call me beautiful


Tomorrow's classes are cancelled due to red alert weather


I hope @MattHancock constituents remember he deserted them during the COLCrisis to promote his new book by going to Australia to appear on TV!


Can’t even mention all my tragedies If loyal is being royal then address me as Your Majesty In my lifetime done seen some things you shouldn’t have to see Just lock it away & always let you see the polished me


Who’s going the alleged protests on Saturday?


God damn Netflix cratered, no doubt it’s going to pull the market down tomorrow. I wonder if there’s a divergence between US equities and crypto tomorrow


I don't need those brand new bags, brand new phones nor any expensive things, i just need you back the way you were before


Fck covid. Just waste my time


$246.94. The only item we bought more than one of was the polo shirt (2), and I didn’t get socks or all the winter pieces yet. Hope that fits for both years


Zlatan ibile is the most overrated cunt in naija music scene. dunno why u lot make stupid people famous


No matter how old I am, I will never feel comfortable listening to my mother talk about S-E-X.


but vigro deep music still bangs


While i’m on this journey bettering myself and etc, PLS DONT PISS ME THE FUCK OFF. Thank you.


Part 1 for OM9 is in edit


All I know is that you can’t be nice to no one or sorry for shit they don’t give a fuck why should ii respectfully it’s is what it is


I’m going to IHOP tonight it’s most def national pancake day!


my friend said i sound aggressive when i speak polish wtf


Ready for all the summer antics ,


You know how people have favorite flowers....? Well i have a favorite tree


We are addicted to our thoughts. We cannot change anything if we cannot change our thinking.


I cut the tip of my finger and it’s interfering with my switch playing and mostly everything else too


My baby really got them all mad


who’s gonna tell jenny lewis and harry styles i miss them


Power turned off restarting stream give it a few minutes


They say when you lose trial you get the max


why my phone yelled at me


My nephew is texting and FaceTiming me now. He’s so consistent and punctual!


Now I have no one to show my shopping hauls to


Enjoying a bowl of pretzels and beer, it’s like grown up cereal


The library is making me return my book tomorrow and I don't have the option to renew because someone put a hold on it. I'm- I'm not ready to give it up!!! I just started it!!


i do miss talking to one person all day everyday


i absolutely love the connection that @mattrife has with his fans! he's really the only comedian that ive seen interact with fans on social media. he's the best!


want to play dbd but don't want to risk losing my legacy


it is gonna be my little doggy's birthday soon


B5 | Payge slaps a leadoff single up the middle! Top of the order coming up! #Flagship


oh nothing .. ready to hold my ankles or his either one


Many say they are open to change, yet run the opposite direction the moment they feel growing pains. If you're improving and changing, your circle will undoubtedly change as well. Surround yourself only with those that inspire you and lift you higher


I don’t want to turn this coronavirus pandemic into a race thing but how some of this is playing out has me side eyeing!


Stay Teachable……..You don’t know everything


Hello @user could you please play Anitta's "Girl From Rio"? Thanks!


I bend no mudda cunt


Let me check her burner for any hints


I remember being sent home early in high school ahead of the verdict in the case against the officers that beat Rodney King. I can't believe we're still here.


The amount of cards and flowers from family, friends and all our work colleagues has been amazing. The support for mam really is shown


Haven’t tweeted in a while I pray for Kobe Bryant family and most of all his wife I pray good heals her heart and soul


Boa it’s hard to be a Miami Fan


I was looking for some notes, that I decided to wait at least a year before posting, and I can’t find them.


After reading Meeks and Si’s post, me and Nana was hella sick worst than the flu too with a bad dry ass cough that wouldn’t go away.. what if we all been had the Rona


Can’t believe I was supposed to be sat on a beach in Malia with a cocktail right now


Getting an ID from some people is so hard. At least the ones who realize it’s in their best interest to follow my rules get to enjoy my time


She too raw to be treated like a regular


Ive been staring at screens for so long I might need glasses


Ugh new account made just for an edi


called em for a feature just to kill em cause we know he sweet


I’ve never had “long” hair in my life until COVID + baby but this mop is officially tooooooo long and I need it gone, like, yesterday I have no time to take care of this so I’m basically 10 days away from giving myself a blunt bob with kitchen scissors


Which one be sex again? things plenty wey I no sabi oo ma-abasi


Honestly going through all these emotions rn sucks ass!


I know all about time and wounds healing, but even if I had all the time in the world, I still don’t know what to do with all this hurt right now SSR SE RAABTA


//does anyone here have a momo


Peanut butter and honey crackers


I only have love to give so let me love the hell out of you please.


Beautiful girls show me your #art


I would get real into a show that the network canceled after a huge cliff hanger


we should hang out sometime soon


After lugging around all my equipment through the Capitol today…I will feel no shame in bringing my wagon next time.


1 hr and 10 mins


Enough work for today. I’m about to watch a movie til I’m ready to roll up.


Heard a story of these four girls in my department who’ve been friends since first year & today all graduated together with high honors & wow can’t wait for that to be @user @user & I So help me God


the way it’s been 6 days since i had my second dose shot and i’m still hot flashing and getting chills every 10 minutes help


Farrah Gatchalian, P.A., RC.E. CUTIEEEE


Dear Morgantown drivers: use your blinker


tomorrow the 27th...


i reallllllyyyyy don’t want to go back to school tomorrow /: i’m not mentally ready to actually use my brain again


Me and buying multiple lens frames


theres sex and then theres sex


My toxic trait is that im psychic & I know


grabe all the people I've ghosted since God knows when


Bradley Walsh


Yay my Tory Burch sandals finally shipped


why are y’all most active at 7am


I literally only have to work 4 days this week then im off for a week and I couldn’t be more ready


Being in a shitty mood because u miss them


Home theatre 9000W PMPO for sale.... webituuse @DjCiza may force my landlord to send me out...


I want a range / Tesla / jeep


New highlight video dropping after Action Clash


I missed the delivery of my coffee machine because I was out getting coffee


patiently waiting for tge mina post of the week


Can’t stop thinking about my dream


If I call you and you don’t answer don’t call me back cuss now I don’t want to talk


She’s my biggest fan by far


Rickey’s we on the way


The audacity to think I need prophets forcing me to sing psalms in a church while a church is surronded by antis setting it on fire with screams "F*ck YB"


Time for me to order more hair.


My wife and I bought the 12 month membership to Playstation Plus. There's no way in hell that we're telling him right now. He'll never get off it.


ive been working so much that im really sad i havent been playing as much as i would like to.. at least i manage to say hi to every villager every day


Getting my most important tattoo tmrw


AHHH MY SCRUBS CAME IN FOR NURSINGG SO EXCITED


Looking for something to edit


Ion Like Going Out During the Week


Great to see my husband making menus for his new job and being all excited


My girl's the best~


At this rate by the time I’m able to book a new driving test, my theory would have expired again


Nestornear


Like it up for a MLB play for tonight


Dieticians who recommend eating 5-6 times per day are a huge red flag for me


Does anyone know where I can get some black & white minimalistic art?


Finally getting my 2 days off but damn hard work really pays off just fucking right


I deserved so much better than what I’ve dealt with in past relationships. Whew


i just wanna be there i hope i get tickets


i wanna hold jaemin’s hand


What's pissed me off today peeps interfering with nature when nature is doing what nature does fledging when not worry about fly tipping and litter instead .


Sure ask me to do something that you don't realise will take several hours of manual collating. Then decide you don't need this urgently. Then say you want to talk - while I'm doing other preestablished things - then i drop those things to talk.. and go offline....


It’s just shitty how attracted to my ex I am. Ugh


Just coming from dababy Instagram story, dababy local pass me , I swear


Call my dick Pen cause its mightier than the sword


Klopp xoxoxo wicked


lmao always yelling


Aha crying that I can’t even go outside n enjoy the 20° cos I’m too fat to wear anything that wouldn’t just overheat me


b’s the best lil helper


This year really the funniest


I love where my mind goes when it wanders.


My back hurts from laying down all day. Such fucking decadence


Get you a man who will buy you flowers, install your new shower head, and buy you seafood


I absolutely hate folding laundry


Mo Salah Christmas curse streak continue


I want a refresher so bad


Intil your pic is paraded in beauty parade account


What are we going to do without the expertise of Scott Atlas?


Babyy letttme be your vacationn


Yall stress over ni¿¿$z I stress over my next hairstyle


I’m really going to Mexico with my mans


Tacos & Don don’t sound too bad after all


Honestly someone come help me relieve some stress


FT: WTFC 4 - 0 Rothwell


I forgot I had a lash appt and I took pre workout bc I was on my way to the gym. My lash tech text me right when I was about to get off to go to the gym. Pray for me


Why you acting stank about taking the picture, you not even in it


US Ov 3.5 Corners


Looking to ape into @user am I too late? #Moonrunners


Finna be 16


there is a thousand miles between me and paradise


Also very close to getting my activist Instagram page up, but then my anxiety will take over & I’ll over think it, and think it’s stupid and make more changes.


I pity K-antis


Restaurant on Wheels Korea links everyone. I badly need it.


it was messy but we won


Good morning. Mass for breakfast


.@CNN already bringing up the Harris -> Biden bussing attack.


now that BTS is the only Big deal so ig we should stop calling them big3 and call them medium3


I real life a good person and can’t nobody take that from me


watching films again is making me miss someone who i used to talk to about films passionately


Hearing “I Love you” is cool and all. But when somebody show you how much they love you, that’s different.


US oomfies, please take care of yourselves and stay safe


thank god mb this is a sign my girl will finally b free of them


Well I waited 6 days for doc to ring me after having to go home from work sick with mental health issues. A random doctor then called me to say it will be best to speak to my own doctor but I can’t speak to him until the 20th. Oh and I can’t have a blood test as is a shortage


i was supposed to go to sleep george


I’m thinking tomorrow I want to chill and do a city skyline stream After completing Hitman3 I need a break from story games


The Christian rt & the Republican Party are making a Faustian bargain. True Christians know that you “can’t serve 2 masters.” So, I ask. Which side are you on. You’re not gonna get salvation or piece of mind. You’ll get Herschel, DeSantis, Abbott, Trump & their ilk.


I love taking days off from work and staying with my niece, just so i can solidify my place as the favorite tia


weighing myself was a rlly effective appetite suppressant


Aw may nagnotify bigla sa calendar ko... “pay your philHealth”


i think i’ve been watching too much grey’s anatomy...went to type “fairly” and typed “fistula” instead


From this hybe & hiatus issue, i again realized that my love for bts is more strong & deep than i ever think it is Thank you bts, btw clownimnida


Btches really be making full paragraphs on why they hate hyej and the girls like its their job. Pls get a life


Accidentally made the most braindead GS build in MH Rise, damage is ofc subpar but carting is pretty hard. Perfect for those merry moments where you just want mats so one eye goes to the rampage onscreen and the other on the phone


Got home to see the news that that Chauvin pig is going to prison forever.


I’m so fucking mad!!!!! I want to explode


can’t wait to finally get my nails done tomorrow


The new sonic song has swears in it apparently. We really are eating good huh


First full weekend off in months can't wait


manifesting europe trip this summer


Get a rush from the kick back


Making pasta from scratch tonight! I’m excited


Evening pickles so I've had a good few deliveries today which I'm very happy about can't wait to try all my new bits on when I'm feeling better. Going to chill for a bit of anyone wants my attention


I forget to defrost my meat basically every day


these bitches remind me who I am


I can’t wait until the love of my life finds me, he gone love it here


im so bad at cooking


if Nobody Loves you, I'll be your nobody rAwr


LRT groceries one trip or I'd love meeeee


If i reach 200 followers i'll make a butt bouncing animation with my oc


Whole lineup just went crazy on us. Yea back to hockey


People that be saying shit like that be the problem


tw// bomb threat bomb threat at school


When we smoking we gottu use some incense baby


just remembered when I was 15 I had 2 dogs, 2 ducklings, a cat, a bearded dragon, & 2 horses. I was truly trying to become Steve Irwin


Swear supporting people is the nicest feeling


A nigga just want a hug man


Succubus girl who accidentally falls in love with a mortal because not only does their soul taste like strawberries, they are so, so caring and sweet


I cant sleep and it is 0:38 so i might as well go out and get some steps in so i can chill later


Idk what sound good to eat


And also belajarla cara latching yang betul so can avoid those thing too


Some people are just so draining with toxicity, once you cut them off you become so light and happy and bright again. Clearly you’ve solved the problem at that point.


Tonight we are ordering pizza and watching Black Widow with friends. Can’t wait


#JoeKeery's character in #DeathTo2021 gave off serious #BoBurnham vibes


The tweet above is irrelevant


Maybe I should release my book early


To do homework or go to the gym


ON SOME NIGHTS LIKE THIS SHAWTY I CANT HELP BUT THINK OF US


So day 4 of covid symptoms and the place where I can get a Covid test is finally open, but the results won’t be back for a day or 2, so it probably won’t be possible to get Paxlovid even if I do test positive


$IPAR INTER PARFUMS INC, MADAR JEAN, purchased shares valued at 623675 USD, date 2022-12-23, posted 2022-12-27T16:33:40


jin's birthday in 2 days


before i get clapped i wanna thank my mutuals for providing me with entertainment when i be bored out my mind


oh man, wolf alice were so so good tonight


the military guy keeps coming to see me and he is so fucking handsome


This dude was making me uncomfortable


Happy birthdayy ya la3djouza @user love uu


Facebook changed it name to Meta- like anyone gives af


i’m a gemini mercury and a poet;


Me and Tia got kicked out the queue


hey i'm so proud of you giiirls @aespa_official


I want some money but I also I want to spend some money


fought a Texas red-headed centipede today


Me: * trying to falls asleep* My brain: getting your blood checked is like checking the oil level on a car Me: ….. Me: i mean fair but


i’m h*** and eating shawarma & i’m eating shawarma while h***


Goodbye for a bit to the moments that shined... The story of just the two of us. I'll make sure to treasure it.


I wish the dispensary delivered because plugs have been ass these days


It’s only a matter of days now


I’m smoking reefer that ain’t yo nigga he ain’t a keeper he a eater


Pho to go never taste the same


these niggas don’t b sht. Treat em all the same. fuck out my face


9-1-1 always pulls on my heartstrings


My job fired me out of spite for putting my two weeks in, really awesome way to end 2020


The Hearts zoomers determined not to give a penny to any club they perceived to have wronged them last year must be delighted there is no danger of that now in the Scottish Cup


I ain't gonna lie I been fucked up ever since this shit happened, not sure if I will be the same after this news, I didn't realize just how much love I had for the guy, my true hero


How much do you know about my country Russia? It’s very interesting to hear from all of you


Live simple, live right and live happy


The fact that I have to yell CUT IT OUT to my dogs in the next room fighting


SF is so sweaty right now


Just sent out an email that could lead to some BIG TIME stuff for the channel.


Cdc really said 5 days and that’s it


Satisfying a girl on bed is another type of happiness that money can't buy. You'll just be happy anytime you remember you did it to her satisfaction


I need another tattoo one at a time is just not enough


Maybe Just maybe the one you're waiting for is waiting for you also


Checks suppose to hit tonight


can the hornets forfeit


I haven’t finished collecting Sapnap clips from the podcast but rest assured I Will Return With A Collection


— feedbacks.


۱۵ذ I vote for #BUTTER by @BTS_twt as #TheSong of 2021 at the #PCAs


waaan why it had to be this way


Why is the Warriors playing like a G League team?


I’ve been craving raspados and tostitos


Me in the highschool cafeteria: God damn, I'd kill for some hot sauce right now The military recruiter who's been staring down the freshman girls for the past 2 hours:


i just really miss eating popcorn, with butter in the middle & top, at the movie theater


2001 babies finally turning 21 this year


but if you have this many icks about someone are you sure you even like them?? you are NOT a joshua stan


If i see post and u don't follow back.....its unfollow time


reading the saw 3D screenplay for extra Cale content I will put ss of interesting things i find under this tweet


Hummels fck


Think I’ll have a glass of wine tonight


Benny the butcher


best exercise this ecq? runnin ... out of money


Throw the whole fucking fiat away at this point


When you lowkey wanna cry but you gotta hold it back


Hello everyone not many people gonna see this but pls use ur platforms to speak about #PrayForCroatia many people there have lost their homes,jobs and loved ones. It is so heart breaking.


I wanna have a vision board party for me and my friends for the new year


Ye wrote himself in didnt he


These apps are bogus. I’m about thru.


Might mess around and stan Verivery


You know people who follow to unfollow? Yeah me neither cuz I unfollow them as well


Honestly, I will risk not having the perfect veggie if that means I don’t have to go in to grocery shop


i need harry friends who’s tryna go to the nyc popup at midnight


I'm manifesting 1k by 2023 goddammit


Idc what y’all say, Chrisley Knows Best is hilarious


Secret beefing ass niggas…lil boys… on lil boy things


Got an injection today, me with million tattoos almost faint at the sight of the needle


I can smell my comfort ship becoming cannon.


Bible reading be on Facebook because they definitely need to hear God's word


Yesterday I discovered raw brussel sprouts with salted duck egg white together (eaten together)


its not a wilbur stream if its not scuffed


Small acts of kindness go a long way.


Ok suspended


I have a booty pump from working out


iF u are lucky. Don’t say others are lazy


Damn March￼ Pulled Up.. Brought A Gram.. Sold Sum Coochie & Pulled Off


Anyone else obsessed with Chinese street fashion on tik tok? I’m in love with all of it


All caught up so far on S11 of @TheWalkingDead


When it’s too hot to sleep and the hottie next door is celebrating graduation


What a fantastic coincide that the book I picked to calm my nerves contains a short story about a smallpox epidemic in Constantinople


did anyone dress up as their ttrpg characters for halloween?


alexa play kevin gates, power


Most unplanned and unorganized Eid ever<<<<


Guess I’ll listen to Chris Brown tonight since I ain’t going to the concert


Struggling today :( but... it happens. I love you guys!! Hope you're all doing well


My day for the last week has consisted of waking up, work out, work, sleep. Can't wait to self isolate away from everyone in the middle of no where with Nothing but a book and a view. No harm done


clean room, clean car, clean apartment, clean conscious. life is good


Any awesome font schemes that I should be aware of? (I'm totally not getting distracted by refining the design of my syllabus, rather than its scaffolding.)


Anybody come to my crib and leave their car key?


#SurvivorTamil good match between #narayanan and #Aishwarya .aish well deserved winner


target sells nct but only online


I fall for it every time.... WHYYYYYYY do I read the FB comments on Baltimore Sun and CCT articles?? Full of batshit stupidity


Baked chicken salad with eggs


I gotta go to the car wash at 7 & idk why tf I even parked in my mamas driveway knowing birds shit on it every fuckin time


#FilmsAndSongsInPrint Mirror in the Bathroom


Tomorrow is Wednesday which means it is art afternoon at the Walker home school. And THAT means it is #drawwithrob @RobBiddulph time, the highlight of the week for my daughter! Excellent


EDGE BEEN FINE HIS WHOLE LIFE. On this day and every other day, I see clearly.


Goodmorning moots, gl to ur classes and have a great day ahead


Treated myself to a new Polaroid camera.


some pupusa with and horchata wpuld smack rn


goodbye kittens


1. The no of quotes & motivational posts I see daily on ppl status, attributed to great figures: Einstein, Mugabe, and Dalai Lama is getting too such. These people didn't say much. Though this doesn't negate d +ve effect of these quotes. Why hide ur voice under the dead?.


Spare 2? I'm almost to 3.4k bestiesss!! Help ur girl out? Ilysssssm!


PV Mexico this wknd, hmu if you there


Pinned down and licked by an anthro who is some combination of horny and hungry


I’m sitting here tryna make a new logo for my private bartending website and this shit hard asf!! Lmao but I’m kinda tech savvy so I’ll figure it out


Not buying a parking permit so I can perfect my parallel parking


I’m always getting my coffee paid for at work


I done had the hiccups damn near since I been to work. WTF


Love kicking a**


Ain’t no way I’m doing nnn. I love myself way too much… if you know what I mean


i don’t beef. if you’re mad, stay mad.


Thanks <3 i will let me nudes <3 i love my friends this while theres a heatwave going on


Me luv yapan because it’s always public holiday on my birthday xixixi happy culture day!


Blimey! SIX off Rabada! Mental


Why does my anxiety make me feel like somethings wrong when in fact nothing is wrong


People to hard work to one day be lazy? Or having the freedom to be lazy


what drink should I make @ the coffee shop tm guys


Opposition leader Benjamin Netanyahu back in office … I don’t get Israel politics.. he’s in office / out .. then back in.. confusing!


Ok, thankyou, no thankyou @tiktok_uk I'm a teacher and after surviving trends such as #dabbing and #bottleflipping I now have fidgety kids #tiktoking dance moves in their seats


woke up on my 21st birthday with a pulled hamstring


but why did i lose 7 bills on bitcoin


Fuck her face until yu see tears


Planning needs accuracy & execution needs speed. ~Just Saying


What is the “spark” culture? Read this thread to find out


I literally cannot believe I’ve been at this airport for almost 8 hours and my flight is still fucking delayed


I want H.E.R. and Skip Marley to be a real thing if they aren’t already. They look too good together


How much longer for these how it started tweets


bye i get bullied for my height 24/7


Them Philly restaurants not catering to the Astros are lame af like how weird you gotta be


Almost stepped outta character, but tbh idc


We are all just playing out 'scripts' that will lead us back to remembering who we really are. Be original, be authentic, have fun


exols love this guessing game so much, i can't with y'all


My service being all stank


Every time I think I’m fat my siblings say shit like “You not that big” bitch my stomach sit over my pants now don’t be considerate because I’m mf pregnant


If he left you on delivered for hrs and then had the audacity to post on his ig story “FT?”....gir-, he for the streets.


Yea I speak on all fake shit


Anyone know how to “Dragonball” a video? I got some plans for my SLAMMIES


13th day without electricity but we finally have MCWD water!!!


italys hot


This time next year I want to achieve all my personal goals. I don't mean shitty ones revolved around money & clout. I mean, SERIOUS growth. Fix the stuff that has been troubling me for years. Both my outward and inward appearances. I will make it so, Insha'Allah


Thank me for existing and send $100


back in my home state and u can bet i’m getting Whataburger first and foremost


Ain nothing in these streets. Find ya somebody & settle down


Missionary bc his face is handsome


Maybe this was a sign that I needed to either A) find something new or B) find somewhere new. Whichever ii is, it still really hurt


Tiktok introduced me to @user garlic achaar and curry ketchup and now I use both as much as I possibly can


should i finish work for this client now or play stardew and put it off until 8pm lol due tomorrow morning


If you think Pogba is really injured, you are a


in house rest of the day


I don’t know if it’s sad or not that I look forward to going to bed every night lately


let me be clear, i would LOVE if prison was not the ending. i've been resisting that ending for a while. it's just with the waterworks episode title and some of the quotes it does seem like it could be headed in that direction so i'm just trying to regulate my expectations


I didn’t like what I ordered so Jr let me switch with his food, he’s too nice to me bc my picky ass could never do the same lmao


My girls back home are steamin and facetimed me just to say they miss me in the sesh


A patient gifted me croissants and cinnamon cruffins from her cafe


You guys haven't seen anything yet


Come on first half hattrick


Man I got a headache


Yes I’ll slap a bitch if they act out


It’s time to say it that predictions account always gets 875 predictions wrong


Why is Jake Paul boxing a 47 year old retired Jiu Jitsu MMA fighter


The way I didn’t want today's Justice League issue to end bc that’s how much I was enjoying it


i could see if there was a negative catalyst causing the drop like $spce or $tblt yesterday, but i think with $rnaz, it is just panic sellers that got in too high selling too low... maybe we don't make money here, but the R/R is good to hold


My prof always texts me if I’m running late


they killing all the black men it’s gonna be nobody left


Today has been so much better for me…8/10


It's the eyes that do it to me. Every. Single. Time.


A dude will tell you a bitch is trash but still go to the garbage & dig her out


It’s outter worldly hot out this b!tch!


Mon winamax en pls a cause du Bayern


20 yo boomer confirmed


I miss momma Nicki


Question of the day: Am I finishing my degree or is my degree finishing me?


53 from 10 is a beyond awful #UCLFantasy score.


Y’all remember the Miami trip last year, one for the books


Oh to be able to tweet about certain people without having to worry they'll read my tweet


I won't be surprised next time to know Jungkook can already ride a motorcycle or Tae knowing how to use tarot cards


So excited to announce that I made editor’s choice on @YouNow thanks to Yellow Chair Talks! I am grateful for this moment and will be going live at 7:00 PM EST! So be ready!!!!!


anyone want to carry me in the bloodhound event


No reason to lie bout where u from, Jus rep that shit


Finally caught what had been going around the last few weeks.


Wow raphina


Finally decided on where I want to relocate to and I’m sooooooo excited


I’ve been roughing it but Saturday is about me


i wanna get cute & go on a date soon


All types of people are here in crypto. And it is unregulated which makes it more fun


lol found a chubspo thread n half of the girls r either rlly similar to me or just a bit heavier haha wanna cry


Cole, Chapman, Machado all massive boos from the crowd


I’m walking around the casino lost


The stock market right now


We’ve got players like dvb sancho lingard who are desperate to get minutes and play for the badge, but Pogba starts and is terrible again and he wants out, don’t get it


Some things will always come back and bite you


Remember the angle where Vince wanted to destroy WWE so he brought in the nWo to inject a “lethal dose of poison”?


so they finally get online and THATS what they tweet


git stash pop -> no conflicts


They want me to see a cardiologist asap, so I have an appointment tomorrow.


Lol power flickered, so that was a short stream


new hair color in 3 hours


i’m gonna purge.


We got into a whole sexual conversation about him not being ready and how girls get on his nerves so I think we're going at a good pace


I just booked a photo shoot with myself including me , myself and I in my room tomorrow.


Potential stream this evening. Idk. If you find a rerun of Scrubs or something, you'll have a good time either way.


Working out twice in a day.... getting back to my old ways


anyways now that i have a guarantee again i think i’m gonna wait for dehya or hydro archon


My englisch is not the yellow froh the egg


Spellcheck is a bitch when I care


Boss take heart


The thing i hate most about “friends” is how they are fake as fuck towards you..


you all have such good styles, i need more money so i can commission all of you...


After a month break (maybe more) recording let's plays again feels weird... Lol need to get used to talking


and why the fuck is sirens song manhwa kinda


Dinner & Soul Food


Can someone tell Steve Mcmanaman it’s Atalanta and not Atlanta


going see billie eilish at madison square garden next year


bad bunny’s song to kobe


Movida Friday


Life shooting a million opportunities my way and I don’t know how to handle it


BIG NIGHT AHEAD ...


After an emphatic @LFC win I've opened @user The Irishman to toast just how good @Thiago6 is, go on lad


It’s really costing me 3 bands to get my teeth fixed and what’s even more ghetto is that I gotta pay for it myself


Imagine being so conceded that you feel the need to take a picture of the 10+ pairs of a shoe that you bought just so other people know your computer program bought over 10 pairs of shoes. And then acting like that it makes you better than anybody else on this app. Yikes


henseidon lmao i belong to your house


Why did HPShawty stop makin music Fuck


Lol my longtime friend had someone buy her tickets to dc …. They broke up but she kept the tickets. Trying to get her to sell them and upgrade to pit


I love a man in a nice sweater. Whew. Well dressed men just


I love nap. I said I wanted another job not even a week ago. Why I gotta new job already, ain’t even have time to process if I was dead ass or just irritated


It was 7:50pm Tuesday October 6th 2020 when I realized my step father is 7 years older than me


The impact that social media has on construction industry.


who’s bout playing chess wit da kid :)


The beautiful feeling of anger through a stranger's post


My brain: okay he posted a cat & rhcp on his snap story, I love both of those things so… do I love him?? Also me: BITCH


To the people who like waiving your trump and Biden flags. Keep that fucking energy up ALL 4 YEARS.


STONE OCEAN TODAY


Gooddnighttt


This man @user is so so talented! See voice and rhythm


Wood Morning FINALLY


I love black and asian women I’ll always rt them on my tl


Bctw can be a bitch but can tag each other and spread love too. The duality


got my headphone amp


Peaches really are my favorite


10 more pages and I finish my thesis but first let me finish this article first


i dress exactly how i thought i would at this age when i was 13 and i luv it


Being hot is a mindset


This is the first therapist to ever tell me I have attachment issues. Something I’ve already known myself… but goodness call me out


People want you to support them & their business but be selling you shitty ass stuff then wonder why you don’t come back


Hope tonight Franks done a Stevenage and have locked them all in the dressing room we all know what happen next


Wondered if there are other #F1 fans out there w/ #ME #CFS #MyalgicEncephalomyelitis and horrific sleep patterns? Attempting to action a sleep plan now so I have some hope of being awake to (hopefully) watch #LH44 win his 7th on 15th Nov. 10am is going to be a total nightmare!


Hazard is back. I'll shamelessly continue to hype him. Benzema can rest for the next few weeks, he needs. Hala Madrid.


gettin compliments from one of ur fav ppl


why are my “chiffon” hijabs 100% polyester


Y’all bitches rlly funny like I’m the main character why would I care


Smh shut the country down FOR REAL this time


My mom really letting Addi play w her glasses


finally gonna be owning felixs myct


Matip hot skinned there. What did I say before the match


Stayed late for Queen's Gambit. Worth it tho


Setting up boundaries can be very difficult at times but absolutely necessary. What ever your reasons might be for them it's always important to make sure you feel safe and comfortable. If people can't respect those boundaries then they don't deserve to be around you.


New nigga me pleaseeeee this nigga act like his dick broke or something


Already on 2023 time


wtfff, theres a E lunch??


Steve is annoying for sure but half of you mfs haven’t even tried learning the MU


.@dogtorwho i finished hawkeye 2012


Your friend is successful today,be happy.Tomorrow will be your turn.The sky is enough for everyone to fly


my next follower milestone is 2k


Wow She really didn’t txt me at 2:22


I wanted to take a nap and my phone just keep ringing


so excited for the dune trailer


Quarantine is making y’all beyond reckless. Repercussions still exist.....


My TL is like pornsite right now. People must be horny like rabbits. I beg ooh it's only Tuesday


people who copy ur language are the biggest ick, tell me otherwise


COSMOS will be coming to Tapas soon! Nether not long after!


Goodnight to dommes and dommes only


I think ima stop being afraid of moving too fast. If I break up with 3 niggas in a year, who cares, live in the moment


I swear to gosh next year I’m making my birthday plans in January and setting them in STONE


Anyone enjoying a free test match, in gorgeous weather, witnessing one of the great, brutal test innings is definitely winning at life today!


The gym cures everything


Sometimes It Takes The Most Uncomfortable Paths To Lead You To The Most Beautiful Places


if u text me and I seem low energy and lowkey rude its because I am low energy and I anxious


What's important is Jimin is healthy and happy


Finding it tougher to give up Diet Coke than it was to quit smoking.


i think twt is broken but im gonna ask my tarot deck if we're getting another molo next year so


jordyn woods wantena nna ngl


Eunha on edam ent? Tf did i missed


Kobe ain’t suppose to die man


It's granny smith apple for #noshoftheday


Fomc gonna make a big move in this market


Panda Gaming dumb as hell, I was like “there’s no way they would intentionally fuck up the good will they have with the community they are built on” I guess not


In a sane world it would... seem remarkable mRNA still being pushed inspite of the wide clear evidence of the Covid experience its not impressively effective. This is a clear fact. They apply it to flu "vaccine" now swearing its way better. They expect you to believe them.


I think harder than learning new things is putting myself out there to meet new people. I know it's good for me and they were all nice but that social part is a bit terrifying for me


why can’t a beautiful assertive femme woman come into my life and go on adventures w me


I can't wait to emerge from my quarantine cocoon as a beautiful really fat butterfly.


I wanna lose weight but I wanna keep the ass I inherited


As long as there is no love that makes us stay, we live and cry those in the movies


ok im going to bite the bullet and watch the bichigan°° - ugh!! hopefully my tv survives this!!!


Shoutout to the product team at @Workday that site is looking goooddddd


We’re one of the FEW black owned Louisianas. We been on that corner for 13 years now. Y’all come fuck with us


Queen Elizabeth died, oh my goodness


i’m back home so who wanna come see me?


It's been a wild couple of days at #CoP26 - with loads of big announcements and genuine progress. There's lots to digest and need to get into the detail - but gonna do that tomorrow after a massive sleep.


Soon as i eat i be ready to throw up


people all over iran are celebrating the loss damn I have seen 25+ videos of different cities


Tryna convince someone to go get a churro with me


the kids were seen at yge till late probably doing rehearsal for the concert i hope they get enough rest, you’ve worked hard kids


Fall in love with a Leo


There are plenty of people out there who resemble me, however they are not me! We are all individuals and no two people are the same. I have been SmileyRose for 16 years. It is a name I chose, because I like photography #Smiley and #Rose is my middle name.


We just be listening to these niggys pain and bopping…


When I can get back on them sunbeds u lot will know about it


everything was perfect. couldn’t have asked for anything better


I cannot turn my neck


If God is willing, I will own an apartment complex soon. That’ll be one check mark off my list


my anxiety really be happening at the worst times


Ok chicken wing time - honey hot lemon pepper sprinkle


Alright I’m off work yet I’m in the car still working


if you gone be weird. stay away. Please


Can’t wait to get some guacamole


Bout time for me to fire up that grill


Yawa ng mga teume fb stans. They really believe the fake article about y0shi and k4rina doing wE gOt mArRied lmao. YG don't send their artists to that show


I can’t believe it’s already getting dark early.


I pat myself on the back for doing shit that is expected/normal


S/O to my brother @user - brodie just set the bar high on the team.. 100% approval rate wtf


I hope duke get whooped


lololol it would b kinda seggsy if you guys could call me they/them in the replies bc i’ve felt disgusting and invalid all day bc of a tik tok comment


I love seeing love its just so heartwarming


The house of our deity is being built in Ayodhya. Why are you in a mess of 18 crores & 180 crores.. Even if it becomes 10000 crores, we are ready to give eternal money, Who the hell you are to oppose this..! #Jayshreeram


Who ya think you’re kidding? He’s the Earth and heaven to ya


Love is the ultimate goal.


No one told me hoorae was curating events in DC all weekend


Saints went on vacation… WR room looks horrendous, O-Line just took a major blow and they ain’t made not one move


Yall think @MELOD1P still going for #1 next year? Just trynna know what jersey i should get gang


i just love how people are praising rose and daisy and always forget about lily


Let’s go Boston Celtics ! #NBA


just found out my friends little brother has been stealing our lighters


Porkchops it is tonight


if i sanitize or wipe down 1 more damn thing


In everyone likes and comments is unattractive period


WatchJazzy so beautiful man


i dont particularly enjoy hearing the moans of my flatmate's gf, its just a reminder of how lonely i am lmaooo


Man I need to go to Cape Town and see my best friend


A4 Yes, it's good to bring #disability leaders together. Can we have an #AXSChat conference?


Stop trying to be the first to post…WE DID NOT NEED OUR LAST MEMORY OF TAKEOFF RUINED LIKE THAT…


Walking with my family and towards the end a cop pulls up and asks if we’ve seen a guy walking around with a shotgun on his back


Had a bet on Stones to score and he misses from a couple yard out


Cmon 10


Wow there there are no solos scrims rn


Wild wild #NFLTradeDeadline so far! We'll discuss some of the major trades on Thursday's new episode. For now, all the trades as they happen in a thread


This Justine beiber - Justice album


It’s titty Tuesday! Send me $10 for some titty


Brb gonna throw up from pure self hatred


i am about to have an anxiety attack in this hospital


Ashley Cole


What if they announced Persona for anything that wasn't a Playstation


first day at work went amazingly well


The hashtag #freeclfromsolostans exists....and that tells me all I need to know about kpop Stan Twitter ... Is been half a decade


Somebody plz tell the sun to chill out cause yo this heat is barbaric


I think I might start using the ffar again


“Mitch McConnell blocks $2000 Stimulus checks” Joe Biden: ALEXA, play Knuck If You Buck


it works i feel better


Not me asking for an early birthday present in july from my dad, so I could get a new speaker system in my truck. He said yes


Samba with one of the best penalties performance I’ve seen by a keeper!


wash plates? doesn't she know I'm Oxlade's legal wife?


Can’t stand all the Chauvin coverage any longer so escaping with last week’s #PlankOfTheWeek @Iromg @user


After watching Thor I have to say, I was pleasantly surprised since I’m not a big Thor fan but I enjoyed the hell out of it


Really really didn’t want to workout after work tonight but I got it done!


hori 1k tweet soon


i can’t read the conversations from outside with the new sc update


Hair, nail, and wax appointment tomorrow


So i guess will be scoring for fun now from corners


27C in my bedroom at midnight. Yeah… we’ve really gone and messed up this planet I think.


Mira, the power of Zote.


Yoooo we really use to hoop after work


Really gonna miss Fred


While you're helping your family members learn how to use video conferencing and other online services, it's also a great time to chat to them about deleting their Facebook accounts. You love your family and friends. Give them options that are good for them


Blessed to be able to give my sister a job


First workout of the month


ayy sehun, thank u.


Learning when not to talk & when to speak up is key.. & bout my child & who she’s around.. YOU RIGHT IM SPEAKING UP


I hate stonewall prep bruh


#NewProfilePic Maeve Willey and Otis Milburn you have my heart


even scientists say uranus is top priority


I think Euphoric might be my new fave song by her.. after Bikini Bottom ofc


nimetumia fare kukula smokie pasua, luckily found someone to pay for fare and is also buying me beers


I done washed my face up and shaved good got me a reply from my crush , I already won the day


guys what do you do when you forgot ur homework in your desk in math and it’s due the next day but your teacher hates you.


My most recent emojis always tell a story


csu app website down…i’m gonna kms if i don’t get it in on time


PPSC English Tehsildar 2021 Solved paper MCQs Here, you will today (7-11-2021) PPSC English Tehsildar Solved paper MCQs. You can add the rest of punjab public services commission #READ_MORE


16 hoursss!!


Some people could use a “How to write an email politely 101” class…


Oh goody It’s my turn to get COVID and it’s kicking my ass I’m vaxed + boosted but I live in the US so I can’t stop working without financially crippling us “Greatest county on earth” my ass!


Deuce a +48 in 3 mins


everything is testing me lately


Everyone needs @user in his life.... a rare gem


BUY A HARDWARE WALLET


its so nice catching up with old friends


I wish I could go back to a year ago! shit was definitely way better


i take the best pics of my bf


In a world full of 'busy thi' Find a girl who say "bartan dhoo rhi thi yaar"


Now that sun down a mf freeeeeezing


Lol I’m not a bottom, just incase it needed to be clarify


There are so many things I want to do in this life, I hope I get to do them all


Feelings???? Wtf is that


All a girl ever needed was some real love


We Some Indianimals


My friend , friend baby daddy stay trying to get at me n I don’t like that


usually i wouldnt care but its bothering me this man dont have a iphone


Does anyone have a Garden Bench i can buy or catalog ?


-25lbs bitchessss!!!


Next 3 people to order a level 50 grind will receive a free 100k coins Grinding accounts for cheap on both Xbox and PS4


Everyone confirming Insigne but @TorontoFC


131_vibe hanbin selfie update. Let me wear my


Finally on season 4 of stranger things


still really upset about In The Heights being pushed back all the way to June 2021, but I totally understand why it has to be done. in the meantime, I'm looking forward to Hollywood coming out next week!!! the trailer is one of the best I've ever seen and the cast is stellar


The grass may not be Greener yet... But we keep watering it


i been holdin my tongue got da right 2 b N my feels today


Chopped up my syngonium because it had vined and grown out of control. Now propagating the nodes


I gotta get me some new skates so I can start back skating I wanna learn some new things


School is unnecessary burden, and it should be an option.


didn't sleep well bc of irrational fear


can we just skip to the part where i’m finally happy & rich???


So I just got offered to attend the conference and get b-roll on the new Cheech Marin Art Exhibit in Riverside on Thursday! I’m looking forward to it!


so i made the little girl i babysit a spooky basket I’m so excited to give it to her tomorrow


I had a lil bird chillin in my hand this morning after he absolutely knocked his noggin on my window


Ion want him on the Lakers


Getting tatted after work I’m so excited


no manners fancam as my pinned?


These sora meme make me so happy


My mom wanted her dining chairs fixed for Christmas last year we couldn’t do it then but we did it now. I hope she’s happy


loveeee house


I don’t know if I love music anymore


i have to go home immediately after the mafumafu concert.... to vote the day after


... Don’t feed every dog you see suffering, some just need the strength to bite you, let that sink in


Net ta horrivel tmnc


I gotta smoke before I go smoke


I think I priced those icons too high lmao RIP I couldn’t remember what I priced them at previously Maybe I’ll make them PWYW with a min of $5


Call me old fashioned, but I prefer my woman without a penis. What a radical, irrational opinion to have in 2022.


10) So that is what motivates me forward into changing how I deal with my health, my Sacrificing so everyone else is OK, my putting my needs on the backburner, I will still start with Love first.. always BUT I have to figure out what loving myself truly looks like now..


Yummy ng christmas


bitches talkin out they mouth but the never pop out


changkyun read my letter.... i have confirmation he did from him himself... wow


Honestly who is so cruel as to set an ice cream cake challenge on the hottest few days of the year British Bake Off more like British Melt Off. Reckon judges got it wrong


Fuckkkkk idk if I should use an emoji or emoticon and if I do which one


bro has a fever of 39.3 & can’t get a bts ticket. bro is me


I want some avocuddle


I seen a 1million dollar lick , you know i had too take it


Stop shaming peoples comments!


Gamer bf and submissive gf that relieves his clear stress, Me and Mine


I can’t imagine Kersh leaving LA


my heart falls to the floor, time flies when we have fun ….


The only place I know is my house pliss, mafejopami


yge diss track let's get it


Made it to the gym arm brace & all. Sigh


lmk if he goes live or addresses it


time to binge watch stranger things with my friend


It’s gone bother me for a min, no cap cause like wtf… you do ME, like that


The universe grounds and guides.


Why is cashapp sending me stock/company alerts like they’re yahoo finance?? I have no holdings on this platform


I stay dangerous, cus that’s my body language And I ain’t gotta ask Trap, I know he prolly brang it I’m from the mud, I turned my rain into holidays Cus we all got the same 24, Molly mae


If Yuuji's dad has a million fans I am one of them. If Yuuji's dad has ten fans i am one of them. If Yuuji's dad has only one fan that is me. If the world is against Yuuji's dad I am against the world


yo southwest is offering 50% off on flights between September 15 and November 3rd i just snatched myself some 45$ tickets


oh.. during ramadan


guys… they got a desk for their room so i can study when i go over there


what’s the vibes reem


If this man give me the green light to get on the road. I’m going get my baby early sat morning


As for Cancelo what a player


Sleeping Pill with Inka helps me a lot


Up cause a dog wanna goddamn cry for no reason at all !! Finna sit his ass out the door


XRP LOOKS BULLISH ASF


Itssssssss TACO TUESDAY


Omo UG never post anything for him Snapchat story o


2/4 Of the Bugatti Lounge is back and relocated in The H


I think I got blocked


About to make Mole & my mouth is watering


Does anyone know of a good share broker? Never done this before


finally get to smoke a blunt & spend some time w my love tonight


#LIVMUN Maguire cost 80 million, dearest defender xddd, He’s pathetic, can’t play football


I bet when i call dis nigga he gonna be off the court


how can people wear jeans everyday


Love that Rihanna is finishing her pregnancy in Barbados


who tf actually enjoys unsweet tea


Me DMing myself nice things


Lamb bites, Quinoa & brown rice with a side of spinach


My boss: "Alright javi. Tomorrows your half day then the rest of the week is busy. So get plenty of sleep and don't kill yourself" Me:


I ain’t really get no sleep last night


Lol this mosquito will be shocked when i catch it and suck it's blood.


I really wanna new tattoo sooooooo bad but the only person I let do my tats acting bad af!!


If / when Russia takes control of the Ukrainian government will Putin then have the documentation that he gets from the Ukrainian government and oil companies to blackmail the corrupt Biden family and the corrupt members of congress?


If you are decent You are God sent


I’m really happy for all the people who got tickets, and to everyone sitting this round out for whatever reason you may have, never forget how much they love performing!! They will keep performing!! And you will get tickets next time which will likely be sooner than we think


I just had a moment thinking about that shit


I been itchin to get another tattoo , I hate to switch on T.O but he be too busy


Kylie gravidinha


Canes chicken don’t have no taste


i missed 3rachas vlive yesterday


I just cringe everytime I hear a politician say they are going to fight for this or that to help the working class….cuz I am then certain that this or that is about to get WAY worse.


I hate it when my boyfriend decides to spend the night before we have to wake up early for work to talk online to his mates until the early hours of the morning. You might not want sleep mate but I do.


not me cambiando el outfit 30000 veces


words can’t describe the amount of serotonin that booking a flight brings me


.@LFFstubs I’ve got a spare ticket for Mangrove tomorrow at 7:30 at the Ciné Lumière. Free obvs, just don’t want it to go to waste. Dm me


I didn’t FaceTime my mum since Wednesday, like ofc I called her bu we didn’t properly FaceTimed and I miss her little cutie face


I had some oysters yesturday. Omg


boys are dumb


S/O to my dude for making shit happen on Sunday when I didn’t want to do anything for my birthday he had his cousin come cook nice turn out food was great we locked


Here's an easy one. Create your dinner with cucumber, beef, hollandaise sauce, and pappardelle


Well that’s our promotion gone!! 90% of the game controlled by Vale, how many chances missed but only 1 goal? How did Wilson miss that final chance before Rochdale broke to score? Vale thought they’d won it! Just not good enough


Beloved, You deserve to celebrate not only who you've become, but who you COULD HAVE become and fought not to. That credit is all yours!


I’m not gonna lie I’m a beginner when it comes to make up I don’t know my shit, but idrc because I’m doing it for me, I’m trying, my man loves it & I’m loving the confidence that goes w/ it so leave me and my chola eyebrows alone


Some justice for the family of #GeorgeFloyd


How can anything be ‘autism friendly’ when autism is just a construct? I’d much rather see Autistic friendly


I am the most innocent girl in the world


I’ve had the worse day and my cramps are not helping. Mommys have feelings too.


Another split another outage of EA servers


Recently reminded that kid fury and I have the same birthday


If every NFL team doesn’t play “Mr. Unlimited” this year after Russel Wilson throws a pick or fumbles we all lose.


Hey tomorrow 23rd @user is introducing @user Live on Mixcloud #streetteam is ready


THIS REF IS ANNOYING ME


Phil looks very happy @user and MM is none the worse for wear. Stop pouting. JK I miss his lil behind too.


My anxiety has been through the roof since last week. I’m so tired of these feelings.


s5 is gona destroy me but theres already mounds of good memes just from a 3 min trailer and getting 40 eps worth of that will be great


anyone else reply to a tweet then instantly regret it but there’s nothing u can do cause the person u replied to has already seen it cause same


Good day. What game have you spent the most hours playing #QuackityBirthdayProject @Quackity #bigq #QuackityBirthdayProject


Bubble yuh body fi di up top boss


The way I get over my problems is helping people with their's


I be needing my friends to talk me off a ledge.. and sometimes they be too late


That girl that girl she looks so fine can’t seem to get her off my mind.. got to find away to make her mine..


No one ever comes to visit me but will throw a fit if I don’t wanna leave my house for once to go to them


Any person who doesn’t wear a mask on public transit is also likely to sit on their bed in the same pants/clothes they wore on the subway


black widow is my comfort movie bc it brings me everything but comfort, but at least it makes me forget about my initial problems


Them lil niggaz can't do what I do


"you changed bro" mf i got depression


waitㅡ why are they coming to treasure's vocals? come on, stop embarrassing yourselves. yeah we admit we have 12 vocalists happy?


Idk what’s faster, how quickly I can like you or how quickly I can stop


Would love to laugh at manu but yeah chelsea tomorrow


I’m finna look so good this weekend


Looking at homes for sale in Bozeman and it's just 800k~1.5million dollars for a house that's right on top of your neighbor, barely a yard, and stupid ass HOA fees. What. The. Fuck. I just want a tiny 2 bedroom house with a big yard and not be able to hear my neighbors fart!!


music heals me & destroys me, just like an toxic relationship


No way everybody is asking me what I’m doing this weekend when I gotta work


who making me cum on my lunch break ?


I’ll never understand people who normalize taking their anger out on other people. “Sorry, I’m irritable”... huh?? That’s a valid excuse for snapping on me because you’re angry from another situation I had no part in? Chile...


Got my medical card finally, there’s nothing anyone can tell me


my mum said my most negative trait is being indecisive


as high notes de dream in a dream


No more open door for all the person from my past


Unlocked another level of hoeing


Picking stuff out to upgrade my PC is stressful me, just feeling lost


4 day weekend then summer fridays start next week


I just heard something fart and I am alone


Rivera s3


it’s my grandma birthday


I can't wait to have cute lil Gritalian babes


Im Boutta Vibe To Some Gospel Music


464 eggs and still no shiny Sprigatito but we did get a shiny Glimmet, so swings and roundabouts! Thursday will be Little Nightmares DLC. We sent the love to @user who we may or may not be having a Shiny Race next Tuesday


Imma get what I need to get done by any means!


Happy Birthday, Bobby my guy @user "Greater heights".


This post office so annoying


If I ask for fish, don’t bring me no damn tilapia


Can't believe it have people outside here that don't eat avocado/zaboca.


Here comes the post concert depression


i am going to chicago this summer whether i have to go alone or not and that’s final


I bloody love the transformer films


moomf just waterboarded herself but now she's cured


ok. the pumpkin spice doughnut from krispy kreme is


Dear God, help a bitch out


awhile ago there was this dove and it would come sit on my window sill and coo at me. i miss her


.@albertanbeech I am also not able to comment on tweets today.


This time I'm ready to run Escape from the city and follow the sun


People always fall down infront of my bf’s car and he’s always there to stop and help them but usually it’s someone who needs a little saving from themselves so they don’t want/need need an ambulance, just a wake up call. I find that to be quite Capricornistic of him


Here working out to Seals kiss by a rose


IM ONLY BACK TO TWEET FUCK CHAUVIN AND I HOPE HE ROTS


I just want to live in my own reverse Harem, think Streamer house with me in the center


the smell of homemade veg soup though


What's up realm


Help RT my last set of tweets darlings


Happy Gday coach!!! Turn up 1time @user


being excited to tell you something but knowing that you don’t even care


Just deleted my monthly reminder that @webflow payment is coming... I used to check there was enough $ to pay it every time


hey boo I hope your rent is late next month


today was a great day in monbebe land i hope yall had a great day and I wish you a good night


I fcuckin love.... bullying Law....but I love bullying Doflamingo even more


Umhm


Once you flip the script no one will be able to follow


When else can you work and twerk to booty me down?


i dropped a carsear on my foot today


It’s SO COLD outside, after the rain and tornado


I wasn't going to stay up for the results of the elections but now I feel anxious about logging off and going to sleep


I'm proud to be the first ever fascist to not believe in fascism


the 6yo got an American Girl doll catalog in the mail yesterday. @user , you are on notice


Comment and follow anyone that likes your comment


While a nigga eat the pussy girl slob on a nigga climb on top of a nigga


if i cant rap lmk !


one of my professors just cancelled a 20 page paper that was due at the semester


I couldn’t help but notice at the playground today that my 18-month-old daughter has no problem walking down ramps


Everything negative pressure, challenges is all an opportunity for me and you to rise. Insha Allah


Tried on my scrubs and my confidence went up by 100


Don’t be disrespectful when I’m tryna be nice


Why you stay talking shit


I’m nice til I’m not


$TSLA if this doesn't clear the channel, we can see 1050


Swear you never know what people are going through, always show some love


Who knew that researching/brainstorming midsummer traditions for Garland Moon could be so much fun?


I’ve literally become the worst at replying to messages these past few weeks


ofc i couldn't write any of my fics in portuguese


Why do I feel so crazy, feel like my mind is not ok, I’m just melting away


biggest flex: i have received twitter gold twice


Always extend the UI.


A perk about dating me is that you will get free photo shoots whenever you want


Everyone tweeting negative shit about $MSFT about to delete quickly


I hate how I question all my decisions all the time like I’m doing so now: I’m already catastrophising my shared flat situation so much but I’d have regretted any other choice too. Now I’m just afraid...


Cheating with bread,bacon and chocolate. Double the workout Friday.


Talking about money configures my mood


the only buzz my phone gets is espn cs all the sports are back


It’s been “YHLQMDLG”, respectfully


No better feeling than filling my exercise ring on my watch


I watch us hammer teams and then jump on football manager, pretend I’m Bielsa and get beat 6-0 off Liverpool


TIL that the Mac keyboard shortcut for a trademark schedule is option + 2!


i got my nails done and i dont like them


My colleagues are low key reading my ass the way they liking these tweets lol. Love y’all


Yacht party next week


I hate phones & wish they were never invented


I’m debating hard ashit over here should I or should I just say fuck you


I wonder if my dad tells his friends he has a cutie pie for a son


I made a decision that if I spend a little more time showing you instead of telling you & loving you


Kilometer Remix @BNXN x @user dropping tomorrow


I’m the only person who never let me down


besides crazy kwon soonyoung is the best dancer in the world. sometimes im forget that he is the leader of perf team


Idk bout that one Boston kause I know some with some water


Ayyyyyeee look what profile I got back


I grew up going to Mexico every summer as a kid and I loved going to my aunts house and spending time with my cousin. My cousin tragically passed 3 years ago, my grandma passed in February and my aunt passed Sunday night. The house I loved going to is empty and alone now.


I might look okay but deep down inside I’m ready to get my titties done


i have 0 energy at the end of every day


Yeah I waited for today then that's finished. How was you feel man? I was verry happy because just I can listened her good voice. Oh man. I love her. I always thinking about zeta. Anyway, I got a calmdown then I'm hungry now. let's cooking and drinking with some movie


Being a chashmish is sometimes irritating log ap k samnay beth Kar ap k chashmy se dekh lety hen k mobile pe kisi say chat kar rahay ho ya newsfeed dekh rahay ho.


I’m free to workout again!! Yessssss! Best news all day!


This girls chest is bigger than her boobs


Got the max amount of points for an assignment which means I can partially fuck up my exam tomorrow and still pass the course


“Before you go to sleep, apologize to the universe, for the times you neglected your blessing, because you were too busy complaining about what you didn’t have”


Nice counter attack boiii


International football outside of the Euros or World Cup


Effort = Result Big Effort = Big results Small Effort = Small results No effort = no result Simple


315X3 backsquat feeling light again baby


One thing I won’t be and that is a fat truck driver


hi hey i was having a decent day up until a few minutes ago and now im either on the verge of crying or punching a wall so if anyone has any cute comfort character pics i'd really appreciate some


lol i tried , but cant


im pretty af. that’s it, that’s the tweet.


I knew I shouldn’t go to bed yet


incoming L for the reds!


my breakfast today consisted of tylenol and dunky donuts


I’m about to say a long prayer before I take myself to bed. Goodnight, God bless and I hope for the best


what summer say “studs need love too”


instead of the government to roll out an eat in the help out scheme


Got myself a nice picnic blanket for all the days I'm going to spend lounging in the sun this Spring/Summer


Bout to drop in an edible and watch The Sopranos.


i wish these big ass niggas leave me tf alone


BIRTHDAY TRIP BIRTHDAY TRIP. So excited to leave for Washington


Im focused af right now. I’m bout to go SLAP OFF in class tonight


I also been sleep on great escape had to double back for Cajun nuggets


I was in my computer class and make it right came on.. I basically cried


My kid, the one who loves chainsaws and wasps, knows how to write properly but chooses to write everything in capital letters with 800 psi pressure pencil grip because she's totally anarchy


Building a personal site can be daunting, but there is so much inspiration. Here's 5 of my favourite personal sites to get you inspired


Hopefully my taxes come tomorrow and I can get my Pc


i want to know the prices


Kanye was fine back in the day


can't believe i have mutuals who are simping for lisa from genshin


It’s wild I can’t even watch SNL without paying extra on Hulu now. Wtf


I just had my first Zoom meeting ever. If I try to forget the nasty terms and conditions of that company, I must confess: Hey, this was fun! From now on and for the rest of my life I will stay at home.


All this money they make yet they can’t fix the ac


The Prem & Serie-A this final weekend is gonna be tasty


telepatía reach 2M stream just from yesterday itself omg my impact


Welcome to the panic room.


hate being injured from running


My plug replaced the weed I lost though, he solid asf for that


Idk if I need a therapist a book deal or both but today's a workday that I don't think people are real


Asking anybody who sees this to spare a thought and a hug for Bebs today. She's having a not so great day, and I'm sure she'd appreciate the sentiment.


"To meet a beautiful woman is one thing but to meet your bestfriend in the most beautiful of women is something entirely apart. I want her to be my wife. "


Rumpz makes me all warm inside


Never underestimate the power that great friendships have in your life. If I’ve been afloat this last year is because of them.


how does adam put up with my dumbass


Fuck Instagram they corny asf!


And for my next trick I'll involuntarily get easily bored of any girl with good intentions for no reason and I'll cry about it a month later when I realize I ruin anything remotely healthy in my life


Ladies and Gents Talk to me, Killian okwa kofa!


Abstract Algebra is just…


Got ALOT done today


It's okay but that hurts....


Alot of fallout on that kane offisde decision


#KroenkeOut trending. Music to my ears


i sent someone my sun/moon/rising on bumble bc they had theirs in their bio and they unmatched me


It seems wierd when i dont talk to my Girls


Is there a way for @user to give us Data on the No. of Eth Maxis that recently bought $sol NFTs #withdrawalsymptoms!!


Yo ex bihh talking shit get her


I’m excited for the upcoming projects I’m creating and that I’m in like my creative juices is flowing


one reason why i don't like taking notes in notebooks is because i am left-handed


The final test of a leader is that he leads behind him in other men the conviction and the will to carry on. ~ Walter Lippmann #SportsLeader


hate when ur hungry asf but not craving anything ..... whats the point


I reached the majority of my 2022 New Year’s resolutions


#GenerationsTheLegacy Uluthando is annoying, she's all over the place


I done helped two people find apartments this week and still have yet to find mine


So who wants to play super smash brothers ultimate with me


Looks like a fuckin murder scene outside im done with TBONE!!! Getting rid of his ass


now that im done my quiz i will be crying over xie lian the WHOLE DAY


wait why are there suddenly so many unseens from the boys in 2013 like i swear they just came outta nowhere. hey i’m not complaining though


Thank you, angels. I needed that sign


Voice your opinion


Roasting each other is a sign of healthy relationship.


Trying to meditate and my sister telling my dad that im being weird and keep staring at the ceiling


Sooo many freaks on this app man


he might not look like he gets bitches but honey that dick was 11 inches


We can feel the warm these days. It's so good


these professors are out of pocket and just don’t give a FUCK about their students bc they just happily throw assignments and test at us!


i think i might collect jacob in place of eric this era


Business man , Man with the plan idc what you are just have one


This country sweet bussin


This Crime Junkie episode is


What is Sess doing????


Ya girl got invited to battle in a USA breaking qualifier for the olympics


I drink henny no chaser


Not seeing any progress


ERC-721 smart contract on @user is so cool


I just saw a tweet saying sis got pregnant and the sex was only 20 seconds. I’m sorry


Tiwa savage is no “Thick fine” love it


Rangers evens against Celtic


Darragh Lenihan has been outstanding this evening.


If ya'll are streaming #Punch please don't skip the ads, Yuta needs more piercings. Thank you


My dad didn’t even tell me that my card came in the mail


The longer you wait for something, the more you appreciate it, because anything worth having is definitely worth waiting for...... Boroko ditsala..


#HamOnt 3 new cases. A tiny uptick like I mentioned before. Currently 31 active cases. Last 10 days, 58% are community acquired !!


Bro it’s crazy how much you need for fortnite bro this shit is wack like fr internet and everything can make you so much better ping download and upload this is crazy


Idc how many followers I have, if you unfollow me, you’re getting unfollowed back. PERIODT


Cant believe i put that shit past a mf


cheat day lagi


Bro I really went out at 12 thinking places will be open


getting told “stupid bitch keep playing”


Argh feeling all sticky after power walking


Whew and it’s only Tuesday honey


Fuck me. Fuck this paper. We gon have to thug this one out


In the Yoop the spring weather is either snowy or sunny with 40 mph winds


My bf asked me what I want for Christmas and I don’t even know.


NIGGAS WAS REALLY CLAIMING THAT CATFISH IM CRYING YOU MFS WASNT EVEN FT’ing HER LMAOOOOOOO BIG RED


the way i've been listening to svt almost exclusively for the past month... my spotify wrapped this year will be very interesting


London gets 4th at Cod Champs and still drops their whole roster


I still can't stop reading the letters, I am very distracted reading such beautiful and sincere words


BLACK WOMEN, YOU ARE LOVED


when i said i was bi i meant i’m bilingual y’all


Good nite,Stay safe and good luck love


jealous me bc i got birria tacos on the way


Everybody asking how I’m losing weight so fast lmaooo the secret?? Go work at a prison.. you won’t eat shit


Pepper bit my finger & it’s bleeding


Now every show it’s bad bitches attacking me


I ate so much and I couldn't purge


Time to drop out of school and open up my own Rudy


Should try using insta more


Just been editing the next #MeetTheCompers interview for publication next week. It’s a cracker!


My man wont stop talking bout Love from You so i made an executive decision to now ask myself in every situation, what would love do. Come correct babe


All I can think about is Christmas and my Birthday ! I think ima throw up


Gotta love the new Twitter app update. It fixed certain problems and created new ones, including no longer being able to go to @TwitterSupport . Grr!!!


Like if you're wanking now


Annual cervix scraping here we come


I need to fix my sleeping schedule fr


U telling me super Mario galaxy knew about black holes before y’all did


Also 25k cases stay safe everyone


S/o to UH ML


anyone wanna be my number one on snap


Anyone else’s messages not sending on onlyfans


maybe he really was too good to be true


Started going to the gym and the guy asked me what my goal was. Couldn't bring myself to say I want to beat all of my friends up and destroy their souls with my strength alone


Like I wanna drink out the bottle rn


WHY TF CANT I SEE JAEMIN ADS ON INSTAGRAM


“If Gem weren’t here I would’ve walked out with him” got no words for Luca at this point the tit


In ~4 months it’s 2022.


my 2016 model year car has been in the shop 4 times in the past 6 months for engine failures - sure i don’t keep her the cleanest but she never misses scheduled maintenance HENNY. i’m just waiting on it to explode or catch fire one day while i’m driving


Okay so Celsius Peach Vibe is good. Now that grape flavor


Isn’t my acc/carrd so cute


I love buying new shirts and then not being able to wear them because the fabric or the seams make my skin crawl


Hey @KristaAllenXO how was your day on bnb?. Hope u had a #Shaylor of a time.


Help me make a decision, please.


“all susie does is eat hot chip and go gym” yup. pretty much


wait.. the pattern has a romance section??? oop who wants to be my friend on there so i can check how compatible we are for funsies


Idc what I’m doing or where I am... if I hear “ BUUUUT SHE GOTTAAAA HAVE SOME MONEY SHE COULD SPEND THO” ima turn it up


The chap in my corner shop (speaking from a respectful distance, obvs) has informed me that his magazine sales have spiked over the past week - particularly children's mags. Can't imagine why...


desperately craving a white hot chocolate


Why ppl so flirty


Kodak herb and lil baby this month


Been hungover all day


LMAOOO AYYOOO Breathe Easy actually go hard just played that shit loud


My old life disgusting


When's the inquiry on #vaccineinjuries #VaccineDeaths ??? @Conservatives @labour @LibDems @EdwardJDavey @GillFurnissMP @MPIainDS @jessphillips @SirGrahamBrady @CharlesWalkerMP @CommonsPACAC @user @covidinquiryuk @CovidJusticeUK @DrHoenderkamp @user


Quarantine day #4 I’m getting my hair braided


Perseid meteor shower peaks tonight and tomorrow night and I can’t wait to go star gazing


I wonder what being surprised on Valentine’s Day feel like


Just tryna have a plus one with my VIP experiences


Snapchat just reminded me I had Covid two years ago


I just realized my friends truly don’t even know me


minho looks so cute


I’m so excited to see za beach


World Cup final recreated


Stay safe today peeps


Tryna see how I’m finna get my hair


I used to think #EllenPage was a great actor. Now I think @TheElliotPage is a great actor. Do Elliot's choices affect my life? Of course not! If you're happy, I'm happy. That's it. Now, go make some more great movies


Cedric Diggory


Can we appreciate how fast AirPods charge ??


My parents are super serious about this social distancing thing theyve been doing it to each other for years


i have no hope for $luna , they need to burn


2000th follower getting a free print


Usually I’m a find whatever pen is about kinda person but today I ordered stationery for my increasing admin and I’m excited


Icecream on the beach


April 20 wins


im oss


It's really fun that the for-profit healthcare mafia is going to deny people care and raise premiums during a pandemic. Good times.


Some random young cat called me "Unc" at the gas station... Now I gotta spray paint my receding hair line and cop a drop top LeBaron.


A lot of ppl ask what I clean my face with and honestly all my life this been my complexion. When my face my feel oily I’ll use witch hazel and honey and that’s bout it


I need more Arsenal followers


"Unbelievable that you were in my heart, you were in my head, now you're waking up here in my bed"


Anyone know much about BulletVPN and why it keeps kicking me out when trying to connect?!


22 years ago today, one of the realest person was born. Happy 22nd birthday to me. Not many of us left in this world.


He gone think I’m crazy but oh well


I don slept almost 2 hours on my lunch break


Banana pudding good as fuck


Kudos to the FHS & LHS academic and student services leaders for their modernized approach to help students meet course standards and provide for agile credit recovery. Their approach is fairer to students, and more aligned to the @user purpose for grading.


My first tornado drill with my kids and I was trying not to be scared lol


Do I want a blunt cut bob or long hair?


Detoxing my hair


I'ma make him eat me out while I'm watchin' anime


Imagine waking up to a baby standing over you and slapping your face


Not playing well but winning 3 nil


Ghosted me so hard I’m starting to think she might be Danny phantom


maybe once I do another revision pass on Afterglow in April/May, I’ll take a weekend to design a t-shirt simply because I would like a shirt with my hot mess characters on it


I’m actually starting to feel better!


Dark bomber in the shop.. Brilliant bomber tonight?


I really disliked Tumi’s acting. Still pisses me off when I come across it on 161


Just signed up for my vaccine appointment


Making a LFD post tmmrw


my daughter is only 4mo old and has horrible separation anxiety


Today made me realize I actually love what I do


i still cannot BEALIVE i broke my middle finger doing a human pyramid just two weeks before my concerts


#Horny SUB GUYS DM me something interesting


If we can't get ESR, I'd have a look at Sofiane Diop, simply because he's doing decent enough job for me on @FootballManager


so I’m finally liking buzzfeed unsolved


Ronaldo make a bad day a good day


Chicken gizzards & hearts marinated in a mongolian bbq sauce served with a side of caramelized onions. It’s what for dinner.


I keep developing unhealthy obsessions with fictional characters..


It really is crazy to see what people will put the ones they “love” through


Gonna be a year next month whatt


Wah I feel a fever coming


Man City has a hand on the


When everyone is broke to contribute money for foodstuffs and hunger don dey wire everybody, stingy homies go be like Omo!!! I see 1k inside trouser wey i wear 2yrs ago


Guess who just bought BM3 for no damn reason


ive literally never watched a marvel movie in my life . but im gnna go watch wandavision


I am determined to eat menudo on my bday/New year till I like it


Halloween movies and chick fil a


happy birthday hayley : ) paramore concert soon


4 more weeks til summer vacation


Nap time in the cotton house


good morning!! have a great day and happy 3.2!! best of luck and 50/50 wins for the nahida and yoimiya wanters


Why’s it feel better to stretch and make strange and weird noises?


was away from twt for 5 hours and troops are still dragging bp over blinks making fun of company and yall still want to say you aren't company bootlickers


ruth chris is so overrated


Gonna go home early. Can’t stand the stupidity at work right now.


After playing Cyno's quest I really crave to see Buff(er) Cyno with DILF energy and lot of scars


how THE FUCK does viola davis only have ONE oscar and it’s for best SUPPORTING actress


taylor 4 yards deeper than the rest of the defensive line even though he can see everyone else


Me: I should catch up on these shows, I should read this graphic novel, I should go outside Me: Watches Married at First Sight


Imagine only following 107 people. Who tf do you think you are? A rocket scientist?


Me clicking on GTA 6 thinking they dropped a date


I wish I could save all doggies from abused homes


The massage chairs at the nail salon


It’s 2.22.22 I’m about to drop my Vendors List.


NEW GATE ALERT


All life lessons are mentioned in silence by popcaan


how to be intelligent like other loves


I hate people who feel like somebody owe them something or obligated to￼ do something for them cause I dont have to do sh*t for nobody mfs don’t do sh*t for me


I don’t got too many friends but I got


I think safi rejected me


Why is it so hard staying off social media


I have discovered that I write a lot of defensemen and I have no fucking clue why.


I’m going to KL. See you JB


I’m trying to keep my chill on how excited I am for Suits Arabia, casting is pretty good tbh but nobody can ever top Donna tbh


This gloomy weather is not a vibe.


Ain’t nomore going broke


I can’t wait to open the door to my own house & it’s complete dead silence. Because ain’t no one in there to bother me


i want to simp over Simu Liu but noooo, this is a "professional" account.


I got water come sip


i want a 2021 trailblazer


Guys I'm ashamed to say but I accidentally skipped another episode of lmk for the second time


Want to give a big shout-out to @user for all of the great work that he's been doing at @user If you used our projections, start/sit tool, trade rater, or prop table this season, you have James to thank! Stay tuned for more...


So tomorrow is a Monday-like Wednesday


People who let their dogs do their business on other’s lawns <<<<


get a job. stay away from taehyung


hellooo may open bang design comms now na kaya mag-rush work? need within the week. pls dm thank u!


Hey @asda your everyday tea bags inflate when immersed in hot water. They then pop with even the gentlest of squeezes, spewing tea leaves into my cuppa.


Brb gonna ask Hessa


Oh boy! I never thought I would see the day when the movie theatre would only have 4 people in it......I guess that means I cans lack off at work and stalk Twitter! Lewds here I come!!


I really switched to a more expensive phone provider knowing my phone stays dry


Grill for the conference championship games


It’s a break & HAYWOOD sliding puck under Owen for 4-1


Milf teachers


Smooth jazz in the morning is just ugh


Shits getting scary no jokes everyone be safe.


Cedric filling in superbly !!


“The dream is free, the hustle is sold separate” the realist thing someone has ever said


It's the first time i actually understand what fans are singing about Messi


Love The Gang , TAC Till The Casket Drop


i eat toothpaste for a living


It’s only a matter of time I’ll be Better and so good at trusting my conviction


KING POWER STADIUM .


Yo me inspiro hablando con Stacy


I been tryna talk khyara into coming down here this weekend


ITS XUANYI BIRTHDAY MY QUEEN MY GODDESS MI VIDA


I really want those noodle emily made the other day...


what fanfic will i read for this shift


My baby cousins turn 21 this year WTF


“I let you see what I want you to see, don’t you think for a second that you know me because of the things I let you see” - Nasty C


I like to talk things out, I love clarity. I’m an adult, communicate


Tbh liking yellow skittles and starbursts is a red flag


In the mood for graces today


Another night another chance for me to optimistically believe without doubt this is the beginning of our turnaround


I been single for 6 whole months I forgot what a relationship feel like


lmao this dude really just be posting shit


12 hrs of sleep? Sarap


Oh my god why did I decide it was a good idea to watch a horror. I’ve so completely freaked myself out at bed time


A bit late to ‘Succession’ but oh my


I wish I knew what to do with that code to make a program that people could download so I could export my little WW1 personality test game. I'll figure it out when I have enough free time or if someone at some point tells me how to do that