// immm so good at not being active for half a day and forgetting what iwas doing


i finally wear a diff pair of shoes instead of crocs for once n my feet blisters


I just want to bake something but idk what


One of the best feelings is taking a foreign language and they use your pronouns in the foreign language


today's coding music of choice: Glass Animals


Taking care of grown men you hoes real dummy


Indians have such beautiful ceremonial attires


Geeze I’m tired. 7 stores, 45 min drive each way.


has anyone tried Panera’s pizza ?


I hope me and my other black friends can at least be in the same cell block when Anti-Black Biden and Kamala Cop Harris send all the black people to jail


Just got to be the bad cop and my husband was the good cop. Which is hilarious because most people assume he's the mean one.


Working on part 2 of my novella and can’t tell if I’m getting my point across or rambling near the end… Sorry in advance to my future editor


Casemiro is simply mint


Aw thought I was supposed to b mad


Finished shell swapping 2/3 of my joycons


My dad is from Iran. I was born in the US. I really wish both teams could advance


It’s hot AS HELL out here!! Holy sh*t


Dat shxt coming. Keep grinding


Sue Bird O 5.5 Assist


#loveisland #Will is a bit camp ...don't you think


I helped clean and the cps lady isn’t even coming


In Lebanon, we don’t say “Beautiful” we say “metl el amar”and I think that’s beautiful


I can’t listen to slow music early in the day unless it’s Brent other than that i gotta listen to hype shit


I gotta say I’m in the mood for a little bit more of that


Sexy Zone is not just a comrade, their friendship is beyond than that, they're family & brothers


My post is not giving millennial vibes or supporting sh#ts Cause I won’t ignore the fact that some men are extremist and all they see their woman as is being a HELP.. oh no you’re meant to clean, wash, cook,go to work, care for the kids At the same time Like who does that


I bring my wallet for decoration


I MISS MY EX M.U


Sterling and Havertz


Hey guys! Streaming now on twitch. Come chat with me.


I really do forget about my OF sometimes, whoops.


Anyway, nice little arm day


I love talking to my bestie


Don’t bash someone for going out and having fun during covid when you also went out on vacation


Was about to be a month since I deleted snap but I caved


Sadly didn’t make top 50 again.. what’s my luck


“Mute” button in any call is a blessing


Going to the gym after work, I hope it isn’t crazy busy


I’m obsessed with using croissants for my sandwiches


shrimp grits & salmon tonight


Thank god D's antis no longer fans for simay/efnan


My girlfriend efforts aren’t going unnoticed


At least when we all go back outside it will be warm and sunny


So many cross balls yet our tallest striker is sitting on the bench


i’m slowly becoming unavailable for everyone. they only want me when they need or want something but not anymore


White women be at the polls “conflicted,” vote for Trump then sit in their cars for 30 minutes fake crying about how it was one of the toughest decisions they had to make but they did it for unborn babies everywhere


I feel a little less like a loser today


I swear I work with some of the slowest mfs in the world


I don’t feel like cooking nunnnn but im hungry soooo might as well


Missing LA


Finally upgraded the RAM and GPU on my PC, hopefully I can stream in something other than 8-bit now


Who wants to be my cash cow


They wanna see you doing good but never better than them… Too late!


Am I brave for going to harry's concert with a larry wallpaper on my phone? I hope I don't get punched honestly


Bangtan praising Jin and him telling them not to look at him as JK plays with his red ears.


Just been loving on my son while tryna heal from his birth


Migraines are terrible, I hate them. I need to finish writing


everybody i’m texting rn got me weak


When I say I’m having it my way please believe me …


me buying a joseph quinn photo op and a saturday fan expo ticket and a hellfire shirt


That feeling you get when (personal) brands you admire or people working for brands start following you never gets old


We are still tied heading into the bottom of the ninth M9| UMass 3, QU 3 #Flagship


the camera angle to namjoon...


Endz babe Such a delight


My friend’s comment after watching PBIO, “the leads look so much alike” Me: because they’re soulmates


What a wicked game you play, to make me feel this way. What a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of you


Evening guys, ahead of this weeks episode I think it will be good to answer some of your questions! Anything football related we’ll discuss! Reply with your questions below


Oof. My loan payment came out now my account is in the negatives


home alone for like an hour slay


Finna make breakfast for dinner


Don't typically do Pitches Thrown props...wanted to try something new to start off the grind


Typo of the day: Exploding Kitchens


Why is IG making me rewatch everyone’s story every time they post something new


Only in Texas will people come to your place of work and market shooting at their gun range


My weed vanished into thin air. The universe really thinks I can’t hold a grudge or sumn


I’m so sad I couldn’t get drip rolls today


This slime i got my daughter is all over the place even my new clothes


Snapchat memories can be such a bitch.


I wanna cuddle and smoke weeds


He also has asked me if I have kissed a guy because and then goes on to ask how I kissed them like what ! I will never tell my dad anything I do !


I force myself to eat more vegetables by buying a large amount of it and then planning my meals around them so I could use all of them before they go bad


I love marcus mom lol she treats me like her own always


I hate for a bitch to fake keep up with me


sad but i refuse to stop listening to breakup songs


Pride and envy is the fire in our hearts. Why?


I will always praise and thank you Lord


Fellow l00na stans of edtwt where are you please follow me


Not a good day to overtrade.


This weekend I start purging and getting rid of stuff I don't want or need anymore. By the end of the year I'll be all ready to move out of my current place and move in with my awesome boyfriend


Now started talking to some folks in line who still don’t have electricity. Hoping they get it back soon.


I miss the old me I had so much fun & was happy & stress free


Twitter crushes are weird and creepy. Except mine, which are obviously pure and innocent


all i do is vicariously live through fictional couples. like i don't even have an irl crush so fiction will have to do


Its time. We should collectively give up on the documentary


Music video cah even shoot rn


Only 3 films left to watch in the MCU and I’ll be all caught up. I’m real nervous for Infinity War and Endgame


The day the world is COVID free will be a good day


Lo siento Ray


Yay…..I’m sick. Just what I wanted to happen


Always respected Hungry as a nation lol good people


My Twitter feed isn’t talking about the boomer lore smh have to be active I guess


I went to volunteer today and my Floridian co-workers were wearing JEANS!?! Absolutely NOT!


Why is it every time I have a loaf of bread in my hands I feel the need to whack it off my little sisters head


This weather cancelled the Touch soft opening


I love going out with my Grammy i get whatever i want when i want it


love getting on Zillow and looking at all of the homes I’ll never be able to afford


You want to piss me off... tell me to calm down like we're not having a discussion that does touches on emotions...


guide mo ko Lord, thankyou


Should I rock press ons or do my full set for this weekend?!


I got Nets x Wolves Winning Tonight... along with my Knicks of course #LetsGetIt


How do people buy a c6 or newer Vette then toss some cheap ass ForgeStars on them


#PSGRCSA waiting


When borrowing digital books from the library I always read them as fast as I can to be respectful & pass them on to the next peo waiting. But I also’ve been cursing peeps for 8 weeks waiting on book 2 in a series.


I wanna go to Tulum for my bday


LA's gotta be the only city where red lights really mean GO


Maybe I’ll find my wife at the gym


Sorry I haven’t been super active lately y’all. I’ve been working so much this week, but 2 more shifts until I’m a regular M-F 8-4 worker


3.1 miles in 54 minutes. No problem!


A brilliant move from Wells see Wilson finish but somehow the flag goes up


Twitch used to be my favourite thing and I had so much fun but recently I've been hating it a lot


As You hate pride Lord, pls deliver @EricaNlewedim @RealKiddWaya from it & never let them be convinced that their fortresses are their strengths. May they walk in humility & absolute reliance upon You always as You are strength, shield & security even in growth. In Jesus' name


When stupid bitches link up


I move in a day and a half and am not even close to being ready I am so stressed


Pretending to smile


I don't usually react to such allegations I take measures mehn, level is different from class


oomf gonna give me a dt on her buck edit and shes such a good editor ohmygod this win


I had a chance to speak on Freemium & Growth at the #productledsummit (thanks to @user & thought it'd be fun to share some snippets :) 1. If you have a hybrid self-serve + sales-led business model, consider treating Freemium as a separate Business Unit.


i’ve been on a jersey shore kick thanks to @user


If I kould start all over? I’d still lie to these bitches, fytb


"you sleepy?" "nooooo~" *rants about stuff* her: *light snores* sleepwell


Bro why tf we just connecting. MFs at epic games thought the black hole wasn’t enough


Tellin everybody you’re mine and I like it


Chicago flights for Kody and I


Bucs fans are wet AF right now.


i think all you guys simping over the new frank pic broke twitter


Nah I might cut my hair


wait before i go......apparently the rotterdam show on the 8th july has been postponed??? if this is true then the twickenham one will most likely be postponed too since it comes a few days before the rotterdam one ???? ok gn


hire date: 2/2/22 first day: 2/22/22


Arsenal fans actually watched spurs in the CL


#SAFEMOON dips getting ate up like nobody's business


Ouuuu birthday trip booked w gang


What a performance from Napoli


It’s sad when you let your family choose your happiness


chicken wings and fries we don’t go on datesss


I actually got the murderer first round


Me rewatching a movie for the 100th time and still getting nervous even tho I know what happened


Congrats @user You won a Ryan's World Mystery Spy Vault from @user in Monday's #tweets4toys!


I don’t think I should be in charge of two of these. Maybe I delete


MVP but i led the league in ASSISTS!


I’ve been planted at my work station since 8:47am


Nah fam, wasn’t expecting that at the end of Top Boy


Blinks se saben comportar


can’t we just, get drunk, tell eachother anything, make out, and forget about it in the morning


Anyone else scared to watch #AfterLife3 incase it sends you on a depressed episode


Griztronics - Xaebors remix Shit slaps


Women say they need a dude who’s 6’ and above; I need head every day


Watching @tellmeastorycw and who pops up on the screen, no other than @CharlesEsten


ive skipped class again


if y’all saw that, no u didn’t


I was SO excited to hear about the new spiderman movie but I should have known he wouldn’t actually know it


One day ima have everything I want


i like the summer rain, i like the sounds you make


Just want to spread more positivity


Is it just me or have professors changed the due dates from 11:59pm to literally anything else


Day one #NaNoWriMo word count was *drumroll*....25. To be fair, it was a VERY busy day yesterday. Hopefully today is more fruitful


aang literally lost HIS ENTIRE PEOPLE...LIKE EVERY SINGLE AIRBENDER AND THIS NIGGA IS LIKE.... but my mom


Well the anxiety is high and mighty tonight, no sleep for me again


I always forget how fun camming is


one final time before i sleep, fuck you @user


Finally getting some freds


I am beyond heated rn


Top 9 slowly revealing themselves


Life Without Girlfriend is the Best, N200 recharge card from January, nah this Morning E Finish


My client was in diet phase for 3 months this year. Lost a little over 20 lbs down to 20.1 bf%. started his reverse diet ten weeks ago, increased his calories by about 200 & held it there. He has continued to lose fat but is now putting on muscle. Checked in today at 18.6 bf%.


Had to grab some info out my instagram but now I can't disable my account again because you can only do it once a week


Mds, comi dms


I love unreleased music


The sun's reflected by the coffee in your hand, my eyes are caught in your gaze all over again


i’m a bad bitch that works at ulta


not florence + the machine playing


I've yet to get my Jouvert shit. Gabby ago step inna mi chest


I love being a millennial Aunty. All I have to say is “I ain’t never been with a baddie” and I’m considered cool.


AG lyricism is so bad tbh


My consultation went great! I’m excited for this new hair. Gonna be giving major fall vibes


Disturbing. Bought blueberry muffins from @Safeway bakery and they are soaking wet especially the bottoms. I mean wet like a sponge soaked in water. I've never seen that before in my life.


31 Days of DAO #24: @user fee-free voting is achieved by using a mix of on-chain and off-chain technology, which allows for cryptographically verifiable voting without requiring all infrastructure to be on chain. It's an extremely elegant solution - says the dev


I’m about to build my shoe collection


Now I am patiently waiting for the event reactions


Sad that people are already putting pressure on baby Mahomes to perform well in sports IMO


please don't comment/interact with my last tweet


In need of a good face exfoliator


My dad came and shoveled my porch


God knew not to give me a singing voice


I am still so happy about the commission


#SoulMovie was incredible


dear daddy, grab me by my neck & make me look at you as i cum. -sincerely your Moon


That’s soo fucking dumb


Can we normalize staying away from people when your sad or angry


Niggas talm bout XR is a Roman numeral


can’t wait for u to find out how racist u r towards black people


I’was exhausted as I forgot to brush my teeth. but I slept well and I’m full of motivation. Hang in there


long ass day, finally free


Agents of SHIELD me tiene mal


I’m so floored today and everything is bothering me. Omg


So Joshua supposedly of Killed Neku Holy shit


Shedded tears I couldn’t catch, that’s one hell of a feeling


Cube steaks , mash potatoes and biscuits tonight


send Barcelona to the Europa League


~ fc needs to post more tiktoks w the brown hair plssss


no miles on this here new body


David and Brooklyn need to go on a vacation so I can get Daryn for a week. We gone have a ball


Is that grunting at the #DanAndrews presser the sound of a disgruntled #NewsCorpse press pack?


Sometimes, you win some & lose some but you live to fight another day.


Bring back boom bap rappers who love the craft


If you don’t have the SAME energy IN person that you have on social media, I can NOT & WONT take you serious


While everyone else got flowers and chocolate for Valentine’s Day, I got put on my man’s pike pass. That’s how you know it’s real.


I think it’s so sweet when my boyfriend’s mom calls to check on me and make sure I don’t need anything while she’s out


If I see one more person eating Burris tacos


Finding out that Nelly is a Rollin 60’s Crip is still one of the funniest things I discovered all week


I want a prison bae pen pal.


When you watch a vtuber cuz they are fun and entertaining but there's also the bonus that they sound kinda like a voice actor you like


Tryna get my groove back on yt like i had in 20 its harder on this game but i know its possible


I stop while I’m ahead cause I’m past my insane era


nah my best friend be having the classic throw backs. shit I never seen


I woke up from my nap feeling queasy asf with a headache


Making a photo album


It’s still fuck that bitch tho


I’m not kidding if you see me out in public LOOK AWAY I am the class


I just wanna say I miss u....


Nachos taste better when they’re bitch funded.


ok my bday plans finally set in stone im so ready


Red + whisky


I’m so sorry but CR7 gotta be a robot!


Taylor pls spare us these chapters


Love Is Blind is actually MAD. WHAT THE HELL


My son just swindled me into spending $3.99 on a damn Sonic character


If I don’t drink water with my meal I feel so gross and dry, idk how y’all drink soda with meals


stream dead as we expected, sorry everyone and goodnight !


Wassuo w/ the opps I wanna spend they block ... but I know them bitches not around


I’ve decided I want to try to be a bookstagrammer for a living. How do I do that?


Some days I want to revert to my old ways


Onothing just doing my homework watching Messy Monday


bitches be like "yeah im tall for a girl, so i'd like to date a guy who's at least like 6'2" and they're 5'6


In-n-out burger


They should put gyms in airports


I’m the type nigga to go 35 in a 25


Seeing my FC talk about anime kinda makes me


Can someone remove my spine? Preferably a Twitter plague doctor? I'm tired of having back pains cause it's been here all day thank you


I could have been at the citizen show rn


I Been Naked All Day


I’ve been feeling an extra jiggle when I walk. I’m not about to know how to fucking act.


its time to let go and be soft again


This mf pull up on me errday


oppsss puro tulog today self ha


Winner @user 60 seconds to claim mate congratulations!


Reminder: What they think of you is not for you to know.


Record a video testimonial about the First Amendment.


Took long enough Chelsea.


Mmm this ceviche I’m making is gonna be so bomb for dinner tonight


yall don't wanna hear it but it is possible to stan your own group without insulting others.


Does Bob know she’s on spaces?


If I make it to 10k by the end of the week I’m sending nudes to 10 random followers!


Oh well.. life’s too short to be anything less than happy


Is there anything more frustrating than the process of backing up ur phone


Just a real quick one: whos gonna shave all our undercuts cause I'm knocking around like a scruff


This new flu strain really ain’t playin no games


A patriotic Ambassador of a country can not return to his\her country on his\her own volition except it is required. I AM CHRIST'S AMBASSADOR


2022? I got plans then. Bout to form new long term goals, no rushing, Let’s see where I’m at by then


Looked at myself in the mirror. These workouts been doing chiseling ya boy


Soooo… A “snow storm “ is coming


I just realized i can play terra swoop force now, and the chunks will actually render correctly


mannn I just want an strawberry hi-c


I found my old Twitter...from when I was 15. I am embarrassed...to say the least


Peruvian food has, and will always have a special place in my heart


moving is tiring


my mindset as a person has changed dramatically. I’m proud of myself.


dear niggas , i am not the girl that need you


I can’t catch a break!!! Somehow the SkullCandy Crusher Evo’s I sent out through a UPS store last week never left the store! And of course no one can find them


Who giving my number out


When I get a new bra, I’m so excited. I want to tell people, hey look I have a new bra, but that’s frowned upon, so I don’t do it


“There’s pain that uses you and there’s pain that you use.” - Ozark


Kilo look like him feeling better we were up all night. All that coughing an weezing


49th outta 251 in Xanadu got lamed out by a Samus and Duckhunt


When you ask somebody what they want to eat and their response is ANYTHING reaaaaaaally #MINDBLOWN


Drop the prices y’all


I went a whole month without a fill in and pedicure and was disgusted with myself


Ugh, I’m getting nervous for school tomorrow. It’s making me feel sick


I finally reached the “I am become a blade” part of a ruin and Rising yep just as bad as I thought, even with context


Wow I really can't finish 8 dunked wings on my own


everytime i finish writing a chapter, im allowed to look at 1 (one) thinspo/chubspo thread


Im glad we're getting rid of the Andrew Jackson 20 but I can't shake the thought of all the racists that would wanna stockpile them like some sort of collectible item


I want to talk to people but its alw a them problem cuz i nvr let myself talk for too long


i just chased my dogs around the house for 20 minutes bc bitch kept jumping outta my arms and running to the first floor


smh who has a vote sticker


I have a modeling job tomorrow. So I got my face waxed today. I did my brows and upper lip. Hoping to not look like a red faced clown later.


Get 100 1s for my girl and make her dance for it


#shibainu #shibaarmy to moon


Dont be blinded by a pretty face and a spanish accent, even #scarface was #stonecold


Just got tickets to the Steelers bengals game, also gonna be my first football game. I’m living rn


twice not coming to my area on a tour is a crime within itself


when karl laid down and sapnap started hitting his knee... i want what they have


Needed an 85% to pass my quiz so of course, I got an 84%


Everything turned out to b better than I thought


Imagine being a animorph and the fucking creature you turn into is a roach


What y’all been up to? I miss any birthdays? Y’all got any good news?


I can’t believe I’m going to be 23 in 2 months like HUHHHH!?


I will not waste my energy on things that does not benefit me.


getting back into seventeen btw.. so funny & cute...


i tweet bc i’m bored why do you read it weirdo


is game dev/publisher self-sabotage a thing?


how tf am i supposed to dick around for one more hour at work


My man be looking forward to my meals when he come home


82K tweets!


I’ve finally decided what I’m doing for my birthday hehe


imma start leaving everyone on delivered see how they like it


Randle, Fournier, Reddish & 2 or 3 Firsts should get Spida in NY. As long as RJ & Obi stay put I’ll be fine with whatever it takes tho


They way people look at me when I say I’m 27


This has turned to be an excellent and just day


Tomorrow is my drinki day because it will be my last free day for awhile; we’re opening Thursday (to us, not the public) and it’ll likely be a shitshow.


i'm gonna bring could you be mine back soon, for my personal enjoyment i think and i think dazai is gonna get a puppy


I have so much anxiety I can’t focus


i regret fw you bald head ass niggas


Excited to stay at a Zoo this weekend


are there more reki kinnies or reki simps here


This election gon be just like 2016...the lesser of the two evils


why do oomfs reply to me and then delete the tweet


She called me over because have cooked chicken for me and already saying don’t eat if you don’t like so suggest what should I say if indeed it would shit


If her “disappearing message” is on


oki oki so for today it'll be a Final Fantasy 12 stream! I think I'll stream for about two hours or earlier. Not trying to prolong my flu lol ....i feel that this might not be a good choice BUT lets see how that goes after stream YEEE!


Are you ready to gain retweet here


Don’t matter how fast I’m going it’s the wrong direction


Simpsons died after season 13.


making plans for my (mostly) annual thanksgiving week roadtrip


Anyone want to share their Netflix’s with me...


That Talk Bishop Gave Yesterday Was Cool, I Needed That Energy From A New Face.


Work mode on: Youtube on, Twitter, Exams, Paper works


Thanks to everyone who showed up to my stream, special thanks to the lurkers! Feels great to be welcomed back so warmly! I missed this so much! Stream tomorrow, just don't know the time yet, will post here! Much love, good night!


I hate a nigga that takes his relationship problems to the gram


Answered 4 question in class I will not be speaking for the rest of the evening


Got to give a big shoutout to the rest of the top 6 for doing us a huge favour this week


Stocked up on some vitamin D for the dark season. Not gonna let the lack of sun put me in a seasonal depression once again!


life is too short to pretend u like men


Hey @SUBWAY add barbecue sauce as a permanent menu option please thanks


good mornin foo… say it back or I'm crip walkin' on ur grave


Job interview for a position in Dubai.


Seeing all the people giving out freebies at the bts concerts has me hoping that stays will do the same when skz go on tour. I know I definitely will be


Characters with wings that are too fat to fly


Nice play Harry


Bestfriend got these king crabs


My parents asked what I wanted to do for my bday and I was like ah.. idk- restaurants seem pointless bc I can barely eat LOL so instead I asked to go to an amusement park with them and they said yes


starting season 3 of mayans m.c.


School should just start in September


I need some excitement fr


White money and Queen, wetin dey occur?


Why is my twitter feed always so far off. Recent tweets are from 19 hours ago


working on the second half of the zodiac collection


bought a txt album at target and the employee checking me out said “i like txt” i couldn’t think of a response fast enough so i just said “same” LMAO


Here's a friendly tweet: Hi everyone, I hope you're enjoying your day.


Need me some oranges but lockdown...


calling BTS tiny everyday I forget how damn tall they actually are


One of my colleagues apparently does not put a space between // and his comments and let me just tell you: righteous indignation.


This classroom is so hot


We don't know what we don't know. The only thing worse is not knowing that we don't know what we don't know...


How you stink and it’s a shower available


TJ Hockenson really ate breakfast 1-6 and had dinner 6-1


I started a new show so nvm


Lady on the train platform grabbed my arm cause I wasn’t paying attention and the train was there and it really made my day


$OSCI Yeah, those 9's were golden scoops!!!


New Day, New Vibes


Chill weather. Going to sleep well later


Begging for attention is just weird to me. We grown, act like it


It’s restaurant weekkkk


stop ruining your mental health for someone who’s out there living their best life.Focus on you


I feel CR7 has really worked hard to improve his FK taking ability. I was becoming tired of him hitting the wall always. But the GOAT has found his way back to scoring FKs again and long may that continue. @Cristiano Siiiuuuuuu!


Theorizing for Kautskyite race science without erasing heteronormative bodies #trysocialism


I’m dead I’m at the clinic and there’s this little girl doing her “makeup” with a crayon , I’m dead


Bitches be acting real weird. Secretly hate you for no reason


My managers told me I sound down over the walkie


thinking about when i beat chris in smash and he cried


Hello my animal crossing friends, turnips on my island are 519. I’m off of work at 6p (9p east coast) will be home by 6:30p (9:30p east coast) will open my gates then


should i send him money for a haircut


Yeah that’s enough mari gotta go


Office is setup for AM stream, good to be back


Nothing is working right now in Nigeria people dey suffer my guy


Girl the boyzzzzz was out last night


Jk life’s too good for that


mf sack me for my lighter again


Not my coworker hooking me up with her gay daughter


With new knowledge that I gain, I try to share with those in need. I wanna see everyone winning


Cuck need suck mmmffff.


Idk who this is for but... Greek letter organization = GREEK the end! Now let's all sing the Greek alphabet


When I had my first panic attack & anxiety episode I realized that shit real & I used to talk so much shit bout how ppl be faking.


I don’t know anyone who benefited from treating me like shit. Good luck!


Just had to open a wine bottle with a corkscrew!!! Luckily my muscle memory stepped in


i feel like im fasting in the month of Ramadhan


Think of $Xen as the new "Font" of crypto


Somebody named blunts and booty just followed me on here ..


i told my youngin in the trenches don’t you ever take no risks if you gone spend it on designer


My kids really dnt need nobody but ME !


Me: Morning Mommy!!! Mom: I see your little naked butt all on the internet. Me: Hehe


Might be a fool, but I ain’t never been BooBoo


who wants to go 50/50 on a hotel room for the night & just make content


Khalil your birthday tomorrow dawg


I smell a new job coming along ...


I love my Big Beautiful Brown eyes


the minute my dad saw my face he asked if I was okay


finally caught up on assignments!!! pass the wine


3 steak and 3 chicken tacos


Some of yall fuckers take this cc shit too seriously for how little growth you get.. .Oops....


At times... I am disgusted by the wrong choices I made in my life... I pity myself to the extent that it makes me despise... Tsk tsk tsk! Oh well, you win some and you lose some


1300 calories a day challenge! Day 1, ate one square pack of quaker oatmeal, 2 boiled eggs, one apple, one slice of luncheon meat and half cup of rice.


man i wanna take a nap. ive become worse then i was before at destiny


I wish I was going to edco


Stopped pass my apartment earlier to get something for Tj. And almost broke down in tears. I really can not believe Im moving out


lmao this shit wild


When you really want god to move in your life can’t nothing pull you back into the world. I’m talking about a desperate need for god to turn some things around.


i just love that in Unaccommodating, Eminem dissed MGK ending with that “when you’re born with Lucifers horns” line, and now “Born with Horns” is MGKs next album


Today for Giving Tuesdays I donated to @beauty2streetz for her beautiful work Such a lovely soul for everything she does


Just Poked Myself In The Fucking Eye! Life Is Good


K.A.M.A.L.A H.A.R.R.I.S


// pov : I continue my projection session except Nami is the victim this time


Def time for me to put me first & work on me. Do things that make me happy


I like how I know the exact people I would have attracted with the wife pinhead post. Great work pinhead likers (me)


Literally I dont feel the need to be with anyone, and I don’t have my eyes on anyone and I’m totally fine with that


i be coming to my tías house just to eat nd sleep


I pay for my families Netflix and I got kicked out my own Netflix ???? Excuse me


If u reach for my daughter and she say no or turn away from you...please do not proceed to grab her cuz she cant fight lol but daddy can,will, and does


I really get to start over next month. I’m ready


"you can do it once you set your mind to it" My guy dy Emergency now


Wine has become my new go to


Pay fucking Day y’all


I Don’t Chase Shit But Money


finally got a mount for my ukes up on the wall. i painted it with glow in the dark / uv paint so i ordered a uv light, we'll see how it looks once i get the light on thursday


when the Minecraft sever shuts down


mmmm my man is sleeping over tn should i straighten my hair for the first time in like a year


My friend: Bro I wanna give my gf a gift, you have any idea what to give? Me: How does she look like? He: she looks very cute and Gorgeous. Me: Give her my phone number


Crypto is going to be absolutely huge by 2025


I'm sorry- Wait no I'm not. @DoveCameron Is a GODDESS!


Just landed back in NY


Gotta be 2 sumn for us to do sumn


$HIMX dividend came into the account. Paycheck in a week. Looking forward to using them both (keeping +5% cash) If CPI comes in higher than expected, $FOUR earns more money and will be cheaper Nearing 11x 22 EBITDA


i start work next week


Y'all see how the economy make hard this year? Next year na dem bring am to normal.... Mahama should learn these tactics


Stg I’m changing my number and Ian giving that shit out for at least a month


I need cayenne pepper on everything atp!


The updates I get from home make me excited and nervous at the same time.


When I was buying tickets I got through the queue for all 4 shows really quickly so it was fucking chaos trying to get seats in one tab while the other tabs were doing their little sound to say I got in to THOSE days too


Imagine getting a pap smear and the obgyn say " Its the smell for me"


so china are banning “feminine-looking” men.. doesn’t that mean all idol groups, idol actors, and more will be boycotted


Kelee Ringo and trading back into the first for a trench (OL/DL) pick


Life is boring but peaceful


Illiteracy is a very big problem


Dolph obituary..


Just going to stop celebrating goals


why is making carrds so hard


when your favorite rapper drops back to back albums and you produced on both of them


and i stick the naked heating pad on my bare stomach.


that’s why I fcked yo bitch you fat mffff


So i came online to know those who were dragged by CNA. Now that i have my answers, good night


BiGO talk.. Anyone is welcome to join me. I promised and i will go LIVE now muahh


Why do my friends and cousins always gang up on me


I genuinely thought today was the 27th. Almost missed my dad’s birthday


sorry i know it’s not that serious but… I hope she doesn’t ever go blonde : ) as a Filipina & SEA girl who feels very much represented by her, her going blonde just makes me


Sometimes you have to remind people that there'll be mutually assured destruction if they try to come for you and your mental health


IM IN MIAMI BITCHHH @user @user @user @user


I just resumed my new work today as a Lawyer in a law firm,I’ve been researching since morning no food and they told me we close by 9 pm , for 35k.If ona see me tomorrow make my leg bend


Lord watch over me while I get this Money!!


Penat nak overthinking


Made yourself a vehicle of joy whenever possible. Nobody will first give u joy except yourself


This queer colorist apocalypse got me so grateful that: (1) I, myself, am a Black ass man. (2) My father was a dark Jamaican. (3) Damson Idris is my husband.


Last day in LA.. gonna miss u


Bellingham by the way .. 19..


My great aunt who refused to take the vaccine is on a ventilator right now. I went back home this past weekend to see her and she was out sick..really hope she recovers


I feel so alone and anxious today, I’m ready to get pampered and to dance this weekend


first shift at the game store tomorrow


Welch’s Fruit Snacks


I look forward to Helen Clark's tribute to Titewhai Harawira.


I'm going shopping. How much $OHM do I need to make it?


when the memories start to fade away and its like they were never even a part of ur life


Good luck to Kartik Tyagi, @user and Akash Singh taking on the Aussies today! Awesome performances so far...time to get one step closer to the #U19WorldCup


is it in the jyp bloodstream to be fruity


Why is it that every time I’m opening the door, the last try is the right one


2021 already cancelled yo wtf


OMG DEMIIIIIII


I almost to took a screenshot and uploaded this but I’m humble now


Well at least we know Beyoncé can’t resist when Nicki offers her a song


Am I the only one nervous asf for tonight


Growing up I was told to "take it like a man." I am a now but I can't take it... Matters of the heart needs no advice


my macbooks touchbar is flickering when im not touching it, how u pay $3000 for a laptop and it starts messing up in less than 3 years


We can't wait for this years National Television Awards #NTAs! Two hours left to go! Fingers crossed for all of the #ITVStudios nominees!


He’s done it again! @elonmusk has given Daddy Doge the shout out they wanted! Daddy Doge to Mars!!


Tonight I spend some time sitting in a rocking chair in my lounge, listening to some old jazz tunes, doing nothing but enjoying the moment. I haven't done this in a long time, and it felt deliciously good. Today, take 5 minutes for yourself, doing nothing


So what I'm seeing is that they played It Hurts after Genie... Girl


Nissan need to hurry up with my car


I’m my sisters biggest fan & always will be


I hope my enemies (and any fake people in my life) have blood in their eyes while they’re seeing me thrive


smelling good is mandatory


Loosing myself in BL mangas and animes


Bring the value first Sales will follow


Student nurse on placement is tough


Why we gotta do our classes via zoom now, last session classes we didn’t have to but now we do


I think I’ve reached a peak in my pregnancy. Currently getting a pedi with the massage chair on while eating a chocolate donut


A hotdog is so good when you are tired in bed. . . also, a cookie is a nice complementary food.


Had to get my brakes fixed and thought would cost me so much and it was only 160. Now all that money I saved can go to a new putter instead


prof hasn't responded so I pulled this class for my pass fail no one will be tormenting me with grade bullshit this semester sorry


In other news, this morning I will be doing vision boards for a potentially new arm of my business and this is one of the funnest parts of actually owning my own business


Sleep schedule is off balance


Walking around still smiling but my pain deep


My building manager just got back to me about the noise. She said she asked her supervisor how to approach the workers with all the noise. I’m like uhh.. I just went downstairs and asked them to turn it off. It’s quite simple.


The @foofighters always make everything better! Thanks for all the great music guys!! You have no idea what it means to me...and it’s making self-isolation so much better. #dearrosemaryismyfav


Smoking at 12:00 am is lit


Get me some wine. let’s put on Sopranos and you eat my pussy till I cum then we can fuck on the couch


At this halloween party and this guy says "i'm a hooker,but i'm a 5 cent hooker"


Full time any way is a way United thought Norwich will pull a South Hampton but God no shame us


i want to be in an ian gc


Can’t wait to go to tulum with my bros


These diarrhea ass birds needa stop shittin on my car


Just like that and I'm sober I'm asking myself, "Is it over?" Maybe I was lying when I told you "Everything is great Everything is fucking great" And all of these thoughts and the feelings Cheers to that if you don't need them


missing the dreamnap karaoke podcast


Had a wonderful #qualitative lecture Q and A today, with some excellent student questions asked about relativism, sensitivity, online focus groups, and the shape of qualitative research during covid! With thanks to @user for being a fabulous co-host!


Watching Tommy in 6th period is honestly kinda calming


And you can never say “if you aint got money for a deposit just say that” cause if you had money like that you would be licensed


At this point I'm slowly loosing hope for that bonsang


Why do companies & ppl not leave voicemails if it’s important. I don’t answer random numbers so tell me who u are in my voicemail


i chose the cheesiest name for the new one shot on ao3 cause i was thinking on my feet but do i regret it, no


6.30pm, still light, crystal skies, & a warm breeze. Bendigedig


I remember there was a time where only goth girls wore chokers, now look at you grown ass men


Percy Jackson un film incroyable


We got off early Im finna enjoy my lil time


Pre-B


These wings and sliders from mbar finna hit the spot


Can’t wait to pay off my student loans


I love how unfollow monkey will work for a couple months, stop working, and then start working again


Damn near was finna snap out on an old man at work last night bout that vaccine shit


Like play like joke e don finally buss


My half white cousin’s are living their life’s on yachts rn while my half white side just consisted of crazy not money


In 2021, I am going to be intentional in showing myself all the love I deserve in EVERY love language.


This boy will hop right out the shower n come n the room knowing the ac blasting. I can't


Everybody be safe plz, everything is going to be ight!


Tired n horny but slightly more tired


You not listening or caring about something does not mean it came and went. There’s a world outside of Twitter


Chaud le match wow


The spiteful feeling of indecision with the icon


If there’s one thing about me, it’s that I’m going to watch the HBO dramas with a strong female lead. V. Excited about the new seasons of The Flight Attendant and Made For Love


Bucks and Heat today?


I’m so tired rn, and I gotta go grocery shopping


love the smell of a tattoo shop first thing in the morning


Ion never go nowhere but when I do I be putting that shit on


Hasport mounts fuck it


Working on my rules


Come through to our jewelry store Dumoni Jewelry in Las Vegas where the real ones come through an get Icy


Feeling sad ..


Sa mga amfee diha, please lang po ano? Kaunting knowledge lang sa pop-culture reference para hindi tayo feeling hurt and quick to judge HAHAHAHAHAHA Also me not knowing all the references so I feel left out


3, out of nowhere: Snake worms are very delicate. Me: Uh what? 3: Snake worms, Dad. Me: What are snake worms? 3, patience completely lost in an instant: Whatever, Dad. Me:


I wish tom Brady wasn’t a cheater so I could like him lol. It’s like a love/hate while watching him play. Tampa should be interesting


Random but will we ever get “Between Somewhere” on vinyl..? @tokenhiphop I’d definitely be copping


I don’t understand Smfh


Next year has taught me a lot


i love when bitches talk shit about me, LOVE THE FAN BEHAVIOR


Watching $MRNA tomorrow


Italian & a glass of Chardonnay


Can we play defense


so bored I’m listening to gospel hittin the Holy Ghost in the room


Chicken fiesta addict


Thanks for the follow Аdrii


Kylian how far


Not @user looking down on y'all from my header!!!


the reason she dont want me is cuz im not forklift certified


I’m really just getting started with this football shit


When a million mfs will, fuck that one mf who won’t! Don’t let that go over Y’all head


Staring at me while you eat it, bitch I’m scared of you


I ate a Turkey Bacon Club from Tim Hortons and both the bacon and lettuce tasted like burnt coffee


I forgot how is it like to have a gf


Every time I listen to the @the1975 I always think of my sister @user


// along with Yelena and Frank


Shang Chi issa top tier MCU stand-alone


I want a Von Dutch hat so bad


When are we as a melanated race going to stop killing each other?? The KKK don't have to put robes around our necks and lynch us anymore because we are doing it for them by us killing each other everyday. We need to stop the violence amongst each other and come together. Frfr


I’ve made it to 22 without any signs of balding. So far so good


the people that like my story on insta make me me feel like everyone is in love with me pls don’t stop


Nana wants me to go to church with her on Sunday


So just checked twitch and I have FOLLOWER EMOTES


ion trust that friend shit cause the realest one i thought i had switched up on me


So a normal car and a police car are both approaching a yellow light. The police car slows down and the normal car speeds up and still doesn’t make the light. I read the officers lips. He said dumb ass and cut on his lights.


Need a new name but everything is taken


clearly need my own friend. my friends are friend whores


Everytime we need Ks it never fails


What’s a good relationship without a little bit of trolling


I’m craving Monty’s Good Burger


Somebody tried to steal my bike but they couldn’t get it bc it was locked up so they stole my bike seat instead


Let me get high before my pizza get here


Always enjoyed playing in games like that from a France perspective, score then defend and work hard to see it out. When does the season start ?!


Help me I’ve been looking at decor for my house that isn’t even built all day between sessions instead of entering my notes.


Uniforms are fucking horrible


if you’re using religion to justify voting for Trump just know that you’re an idiot


niggas be like “ima finna buy some of that snoop dogecoin fr tho”


I’m watching #TheCrown and Prince Charles is absolutely insufferable


This heat ain’t no hoe


Staying power


Alonso carton Rougeee


I just want to take the time and thank @RamblinFan for a great opportunity over the past year. Bret & the team were great and I learned so much. Ready for the next challenge


I’m gonna make a playlist of songs that feel like fall to me to make fall get here more quickly


Naw nba just drawled on durk badly


celebrities are SO vacation/beach aesthetic right now


time flies, things change, people change, but why memories don't


I’m still having issues with my Instagram.


Infantino knows!


The Witch Farm by @user is a triumph, but I maintain the scariest thing so far is Owen Teale's voice as faintly menacing Welsh farmer


writing my first press release since October


Can someone explain the guitar hero drama to me? From what I understand this is about there not being enough casual/easier charts being made. I'd like to know before I share my opinion that no one will care about


Not for nothing but when I get a retwist im atleast a solid 9


Fucking bums


Keore Arsenal yone eya go sign a quliaty player go sena goreng hela


The art of knowing that...result slip na pay slip haziendani


My baby turns one tomorrow


Chainsaw Man chapter went crazy


That's a good goal. Another Portuguese connection


Work then school work ... story of my life


I've been invested in Stellar & #xlm since mid 2017. I have multiple wallets set that were established way back then. After returning home tonight and doing my daily check in of all my wallets and accounts, I discovered that today, I received (116) claimable balances. Yes 116


My man is making me a beat to rap over lmfao imma post it on the TL when I’m done follow my SoundCloud


I never talk myself up or kiss my own ass, ain't me But the fact that over a year has passed since I was "tryharding" at youtube and people still dm me or comment almost daily about vids coming back tells me a lot. Online moves fast and somehow I've stuck in people's heads


I remember when the Salesforce login page included an ad for the founder's book


Cooked some grilled chicken with some white rice


ok mau bobo sleep well everyone!!


I hope y’all nosy bitches looked at my location today


Have to be using my sister’s bank account for now


you don’t have to be the baddest to get a man, having confidence also attracts them


Our internet browser got wet so now we have no WiFi for a couple days


I wish y’all all knew how much I really play


me telling myself that everything is temporary so i don’t stress myself out about being in college while actually stressing myself out bc im looking at the assignments due in december


Love my Lily but I prefer showing my face


I smell so delicious rn


How long will it take Trump to call Kamala Harris “Kamala the Kop” and “Kommie-la” in one thread of tweets


Heard that b* got a thang for them boss niggas


Some people have no humour at all


sino taga taytay floodway dto?


So, about 7 years after first starting the game, I finally beat Darksiders 2 the other night. Will probably do Darksiders 3 after I kick some more PS3 games out of my massive backlog. @user is the only one I know of who will appreciate this post


Hennessy with no chaser, only thing I chase is paper


I love sparkling water so much


loving the song Treat People With Kindness by @user can you please play it @user thank you


imagine sending vms to someone in order to get a text reply like block karo already


Fried porkchops , loaded potatoes & shrimp salad


We should all take a rest and get ready for tomorrow


Boss Shit all 2021


u finally start to like a nigga after months & they start treating u like shit


Happy ko ron da ahhahaha it’s been a. While, good morning peeps


Love me when u get the chance you’ll regret when it’s over I promise


Gossiping with cousins during family gatherings/functions is more fun than the actual program!


B-Balll w the homiessss todayyyyyy


if you love me buy me candles & smell goods for my body


awit, woke up with a sore throat


Omg I so love the fifty shades of grey I don't care how old it is.


Fair play to Leeds, playing brilliant; we are shit.. Simple


if it’s called the legend of zelda, why are you never playing as zelda


I keep telling people ion have sense but y'all never want to believe me


Ardido


Someone bring me food im annoyed


This new Maroon 5 album slaps harder than a bitch


I hope Minho's fine


i’ve seen a lot of you bitches mens places they shouldn’t have been.. it’s giving open relationship


These pics and clips of Kobe and little/ baby Gianna be taking me out


I really need to get a girlfriend because these men are really testing me


this heat plus how moody i feel, ain’t it


Anybody here play Warzone? If so dm me, looking for a squad to play regularly


I'm trying not to stress myself out again but it's hard


i love avoidable unwanted attention


Between election night and skoob bday I’m really not sure how tonight’s about to go but imma be fucked up enjoying myself


New tatt coming soon


Anyone familiar with @user stuff want to teach me how to have my whole home network share my 4G access point? Asking for a friend who is me


Does anyone know if that twink that tried to call out gia is still alive cuz if I was beth I would have killed him immediately after the panel was finished


bwct


A good news call woke me up..


We weren't kidding when we said MMXX is the year of #Monstax @OfficialMonstaX


Gotta give it to my rt bot I change my pft and layout in every 2 days


My girl told me she my best friend but I'm not hers


I hate that you can’t edit tweets


So who is today's Stupid SOB? I'm thinking Death Santis.... Feel free to make suggestions


Kindness really is a choice. Put energy into spreading kindness and the world will be so much better for it


Can’t wait to be deep in my feelings listening to Adele


why is it that when i wanna be to myself nobody wanna leave me alone but when i want to be bothered y’all nowhere to be found?


Someone posted that while all the major networks were covering the guilty plea of the man who killed Mr. Floyd, 'xof' wasn't, instead talking about your President Biden golfing on the wknd. Is that right?


Kids kicking their ball in my backyard you ain’t getting shit back off me, annoying little shits


about to update my “this her” picture on saturday so watch out


18 May 2021 done


Before I let you cross me again, I’d rather be by my lonely


Melee is a game of self expression and I'm choosing to camp


i think we can all agree that February is the actual start of the new year because of this mercury rx


This girl in my Zoom class has a newborn baby and every time she speaks you can hear her baby in the background or she’s breastfeeding or wiping ass. Idk how she does it


If you are not here to make my life easier please leave.


IF everything goes accordingly, I’ll be graduating next semester


New case, new screens for my watch & phone


I wanna get nasty, make you feel fantastic


111 tomorrow & I’m so glad I’m not working


I’m about to lay down for a nap and I know I’ll regret this in about 4 hours


Who's waiting on titty Tuesday from me???


Di parin natutulog after hintayin yung 9.9 AAAAA Goodmorning!


i need to find something to do so i don’t fall asleep bc i have to get up for work at like 5 am


Having a massive wobble tonight


It’s your life, your problems…


I can watch paid in full everyday. I literally act like I’ve never seen this movie before everytime I watch it


anyone bored of their money and wanna buy me primos


Sleepy... I gotta stay up tho


People who say GSP is their favorite series… can’t help but wonder what else they are lying about


LMAOOO WTF DID WE FALL FOR A CATFISH


if you can’t let it b known that i’m in the picture wdf i’m around fa?


tiktok & twitter are the only things that helped me get through this year


I’m crying why don’t nobody like cardi


Riley just ate me up


I’m caught up on my bills


I end my minecraft house


My job chill asf came in 3hrs late and my supervisor just smirks and said I gotta find you something to do lmao


Happy friday sluts and whores


depressed bc i missed lala land


Kitana: Get out of my chair! Mileena: No! You don't want it right now anyways Kitana: Why? Mileena: I drank a bunch of water and now it's all over the cushion Kitana: You're so gross! *walks away* Tanya: Did you actually? Mileena: Nah I just wanted her to leave me alone


Goodnight to those sleeping within cuddles tonight


Very good night for the Clarets.


Today I forgot to press a record button and I literally wasted 30 minutes I was like shit I have to do All over again


Happy #TomTuesday @user I hope your day is amazing just like you


some of yall tweet like “blank should have blanked because blank blank blank blank blank blank blank and blank should date blank because blank and blank are better than blank and blank” like mf i’m not a detective


hope your abuser dies


Sipping my water


wish I could’ve seen my mom grow old, looking beautiful as fuck


my friends are all white women whores but not for me


fuck the person that stole my phone day 1 of FK but still thankful for the weekend


Any artists out there who are willing to accept alternative means of payment (i.e. gift cards)? PayPal is broke and I really need some art pieces


I’m so embarrassed for him #JohnnyDepp what a


Emm... So @TheLondonHughes and @user


Need to watch #BatmanBegins again soon, I’ve only seen the Nolan movies once each so far, but got the DVD box set last month so no excuses for waiting much longer! Can’t believe it’s 16 years since it came out, I was in my mid-twenties then


Wikihow to make your 24 hrs last longer


I’m deffo gonna finish money heist tonight and I’m not ready


Ladies don’t let no man trick you into having unprotected sex to carry his reason to always have a connection to you SAFE SEX IS THE BEST SEX!!!


There seems to be a miscommunication regarding my position within the community. I am not a sniper, I am a streamer. I snipe but I am a streamer first, and if I hit something great, awesome let’s use it! But sniping is not my main focus within this community. ty


You reckon the Queen has ever heard Oopsy Daisy by Chip???


There’s nothing in the town but ass. Should call this place Perth Ass-boy. Must be the breeze from Staten Island then


Do I say fuck it and drop my Discord tag?


dem lil racks ain’t nan!


I could watch #Friends forever


all you gotta do is stay down


Hey everyone don't panic but Billie and H are planning on ending the whole


treasure debut date in 3 minutes?


Figuring out how to upload builds to steam today


i want someone to pt me on the back for not joining anymore events for like two weeks now


Who’s in Edinburgh and free tomorrow?


HAPPY BIRTHJAY IN A FEW MINS


Check my music out


Dear Dad.


ENGLAND ARE A DISGRACE. A LOT OF TALENT IN THAT TEAM BUT PLAYING PURE SHlTE JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO USE THAT TALENT.................... ITS COMING HOME


An old friend reached out to me today who is now clean and doing well and it warms my heart


it’s been three official days now in my new apartment & all I’ve done is order take out


I literally can’t take anything seriously


Barca Lets go


Someone asked me to land him money he’ll pay me whenever Sassa pays off


If you don’t know expensive, or at least expensive looking, PLEASE do not make a handbag


Doing my makeup as soon as my Sephora package gets here


Do we think Harry is going to have a new setlist for the Palm Springs shows ? Bc I don’t have that kind of hope


But Thank God I Don’t Have No Kids Now. I’m Too Lazy.


The Mario movie looks great, but Chris and Anya just using normal voices for Mario and Peach? Why hire actors to do voice work if they aren't going to voice act their characters?


a moth keeps flying into my face


I showed my spine Tyler Joseph, and now I no longer has scoliosis


|| I kinda want angst .. I have a playlist built for suffering. I also want something soft because I’m weak and need balance


world history gon kill me


the lady and chipotle gave me so much chicken i think she was tryna get wit me


Oh boy your mother is so cool she's the answer to OutKast's question


When you are working a trailer that smells like dog food and you get to the nose only to find busted bottles of Dale's BBQ seasoning


going through a weird acapella phase rn and praying it doesn’t really show up on my Spotify wrapped


hello there! this is @user 's fan acc


“Has anyone in here got asthma?!” - Everyone in the changing rooms before spraying a shit ton of deodorant before P.E lessons in school


I need to settle this issh. If you can teach me to make cashh...


tbh I really want to deactivate this acc for a week bc I know that logging out might not help, so if you suddenly see me gone please don't worry I'm probably either at work or spending most of my day reading the web novel see ya


You know what I miss... being able to give hugs carefree


You tell somebody you got a migraine their first response is covid


Moncler for my son jacket


So I tell the husband we will be discharging your wife tomorrow but as you are here now why don't you take her to the coffee shop she is getting cabin fever. On his way out he stops me and told me I cost him a tenner


Benz ball tomorrow


Le boss final de Resident Evil Revelations...


i be thinking boutchu daily ion like that


Did you stretch your hands today?


i get to stay with my gf tonight


Literally so tired of looking for a job


Yeah Joe could have picked a bird or a donkey as a VP it wouldn’t matter! But I’m glad it’s a black VP. We voting Trump out in November y’all


Drake sliding on this track


I really lost 6 lbs in one day


Zlatan is one of the greatest strikers of all time


These bastards United have stolen it!! Fucking hell


These hoes just dumb dawg I cannot


Bayern Munich chief Karl-Heinz Rummenigge has revealed Thiago Alcântara can leave for a 'fair' price this summer.


I forgot that games were used to be released 3 to 6 months after their big announcement in E3. Cyberpunk 2077 changed that


I’m a man that love attention & I don’t get it smh


I play tooooo much


FFS, Cunha agreeing terms with Wolves.


So if the FBI comes up short on the documents I guess we'll finally know why Ivana was buried at Trump's golf club!!


I’m so dam lazy bruh like I needa get up and clean my room I’ll just lay here


You females really don’t know & understand the meaning of loyalty and that’s sad


Ye nice try


i’m finna start taking y’all niggas again cus y’all must think i’m to be player with fr


How are people addicted to flavoured air get a grip


manifesting bigwin before my birthday


Whenever corona over y’all can all come over for pasta on the patio


Chinese dumplings >>>> Cream cheese wontons >>>> Scallion pancake >>>> Chinese food is truly top tier.


A mixture of sugar and spice and everything nice. Unless I blow up in your face. That's the only time am salty


On day 24 of 75 of this challenge & Im not feeling it today but ima get through it


How can you defeat a man, who fears nothing


mark bestie complete the mutual


Today I start my journey again. And ima get my waist snatched and my ass looking right


It's kinda funny, I made this account to separate my genshin nsfw from all my other accounts, and then I feel like I've barely done any nsfw genshin art since then


Happy 1st day of December friends!!!


should i post pictures of myself 2 day


I’m cooking some white beans


i have to take steroids bc of my wisdom teeth removal and the aftertaste is so


A customer said "I dispossessed of the box" today.


If you prefer white meat over dark meat I look at you funny


I had a bond with all my niggas and they were aware.


the married DL daddy that just filled my hole


King crabs for dinner


Everybody ran out my office


I can’t stand when Moms let they kids roll around on nasty ass floors out in public places... Like wtf


My pup made my night yesterday. he was ass up and ready for a load right when I got off work


Offside but Mbappe is so special


My problem is i think everybody pose too think smart like me ...and they dont


We will be hosting a Scout Day for Colleges to take a look at our guys on 10/16 at 1:00pm. Please send over a message to Coach Basile if you are interested in attending. We think you’re going to like what you see


A massage and head would be lit after work


Appreciating my hair a little extra today because tomorrow a brand new color is coming


eddie's parents tried to take chris away. buck did everything and more to get chris back to eddie. "𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒊 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖." i seriously can't go on. they are family. chosen family.


The way I’m feeling I just wanna cry


i love my sister soooo much


I would’ve put @user above @user no question Now @GoBearcatsFB is gonna gripe the rest of the season at 6


At this point , somebody come twist this blunt for meh


i bought some poetry books


RIP @user you MF rock legend


Money ain’t shxt unless you flip it


Ima miss the Rich Kidz and many more parking lot concert


New episode of better call Saul


I stopped doing my facial when tht water burned me but I started bk 2 days ago & I can NOT stop again !


Soul Men one of my fave comedies


Feeling hungry what do I order


i just want to fast forward and everything be ok


The way gunna starts his verse on lemonade


One of the best birthdays in awhile


I play the cut BITCH!! Iont care for the spotlight.


nmixx the gg version of treasure


Welp, so @user rugged.


Finally..better


Everytime my menstrual I want chocolate badddd


Como ser fitness nesse frio?!


Gave a homeless man a pre roll the other day.. kinda wish I had it for myself right about now


Needs constance reassurance gf Words of affirmation love language bf Problem solved


I heard @user selling those ski masks at Ibiza tonight


I found the perfect nude


It’s a shame no one is making me fail NNN


Overthinking is so fun


Browsing at Kardashian closet hoping to find a 40$ Chanel bag


anyways wat lusten jullie


ok NOW i feel skinny i changed into mildly skimpy pjs from my hw and the shorts sit as low as possible on my waist now and the top is just so loose? i got it loose but it’s sm looser now… i felt kinda hot while bodychecking in my mirror tbh


If god didn't want me to be trans then why did he make me so good at it?


Really ran this shit up off a iPhone, Hoes wanna chill now but I don’t.


Finally gonna get to hate fuck a rocket grunt


Oh never mind, she's suffering from Buyer's Remorse. Man, that would suck, especially after having 5 and then figuring that out.


I’m soooo comfortable being alone. You gone have to really sweep me off my feet before I even budge


Jonas Miller his immortality over comes him..!!


If we fucked... you’re welcome


Good game for Martial


Brent Faiyaz is very underrated! idc idc


I’m not goin lie I’m not trying to be outside anymore,it ain’t goin be as fun


Who’s @GilbertDurinho going to fight next?


Hi, you looking for nudes? come in my dms


I should have just sent him to the sitter he work my ass all day and on top of that I feel like shit


The best decision I ever made was moving out of Florida


Thrilled to say I’m now officially an Ofsted registered childminder


I hope you all are staying strong n shit i start to feel like myself at night im what you call a night owl With my dad showing no symptoms despite after him being tested positive after the two weeks Tweeting this alone might jeopardize my luck So lets only hope bois


Oh baby, everything you do is amazing Ain't nobody watching, go crazy I got what you need Everybody think you're shy but I know you a freak


Dude everyone getting sick. Hope I don’t


/ wow I just thought of kyra meeting draco’s parents and them disapproving of their friendship


Class better not be all 2hrs n 45 mins


Just wanna be cuddled up to my bf and annoying fuck out of him


Arch yo back on ft I love yo abilitiesss


Overplayed my part but I’ll nvr do that again


I think Big shaq inspired the genre “Drill”


I'm too consumed with real life problems to take part in fandom now but i hope you guys doing well!


When she roll me up blunts and tell me how pretty I am


Dream race


I definitely broke through having the urge of needing a relationship or just having a problem with being alone


The county I work in has issued a shelter in place starting Thursday. My job is considered essential financial services so it doesn't apply to me. My boss is issuing us "Travel Papers" and suddenly I'm in a low budget WW2 movie. Awesome


Pita got me sad she was like “miss your legs omg you really need to get some sun”


people are seeing jimin and jungkook live, wow,


1 for @Chelsea olivia Giroud


LETS GOOOOOOO @naomiosaka


I don’t hate you. I’m just disappointed that you turned into everything that you said you’d never be. Sorry but I don’t like you gurl


Happy b-day Andy!! @user


Look pon u bltclt face.... so beaudifull..... n u ave a front words can’t explain


I hate old heads that’s always complain bout dumb shit


cant wait to turn 18 in three months and get grouped with the tax paying single parents


Heaven is a place on earch with u


Turning 21 has been testing my principles and integrity


Putting my peloton under the vent in smart in the summer (AC) but dumb when the heat is blowing


life is a deadass a joke, good thing i just be drunk and be laughing at it


GOALLLLLLLL and it's going to count


You finally get one of your users to jump on a call with you. What do you ask? Here are 4 questions @user (founder of @user asked to unlock what users wanted


#WelcomeTuchel do well make Chelsea fans nor drag u to the mud


yikes Kenny


Had an amazing night tonite with this one.


Does anybody know if I can get the back of my phone fixed or replaced? It’s cracked. I got the 11


Influencers and NFT's =


Roy Keane is superb! Calls a spade a spade


Tried a new pink hair dye today and by the time I conditioned it basically all of the dye had washed out


Keeping karva chauth for @user tomorrow xoxo


Today, I should be craving tacos, but I am craving some wings


I definitely have a type when it comes to women


When y’all break up so you gotta delete pictures and changing your screens to other shit that ain’t y’all


Can u catch Covid after a month from having it?


Lake trip coming August big jet skis going stay tuned


I drove through a thunderstorm, flooding, tornado and all ! All for it to become sunny after I make it home


goodnight besties there’ll be new hslot content when i wake up


To all my LGBTQ+ followers, you guys are awesome.


chris liking seb’s emmy post


Ragnick said this is not the right time to introduce young players to this @ManUtd team. This is EXACTLY the right time to introduce determined, energetic, fearless young players to this team to replace the current crop of so called superstars who are not fit to wear the shirt


Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty on all 3 counts!!!


Nephew gonna be here any day now!! I’m excited


Tic Tic


my moms bf is driving in us to dinner at my grandmas and the bottom of his truck is right above my knees it’s so hard to get in and out of it


Thonny Anderson!


Would anybody like to be added to an artist engagement group on here?


I got on Ed hardy she got on stilettos


Just been to Asda to buy scales cos I'm fat Got snacks while I was there


Damn I can’t wait for this shit to be over moe


So good having #BetterCallSaul back. Forgot what it was like to watch proper telly


oh man, tfw your parents are totally cool if you're gay, just not with the boy next door


Seems like moonbirds taking a lot of liquidity from the whales - once that settles everything else should pop again


Lny trailer really said Ashe is the better shot huh


Christensen or Silva in the middle of a back 3.


Insomnia doesn't care that you have work in the morning


If you try to talk to me when I’m tired, you will probably get your feelings hurt bc no.


Yt people colonize aave ,make a phrase trend then use it out of context every two seconds then talk about how tired they are of hearing it. Like


Arsenal winning Man City tomorrow, you saw it here first


my chaeryeong album finally shipped


my job had covid test and i stocked up


MFS THINK THEY KNOW/DO BETTER


Price go down? I buy more


a jihyo aconselhando once no bubble


He talking bout you still wanna go eat I said nah just drop my food off


my parents made me shave my pits


Me and the kids need a wardrobe change and I’m switching some things up starting with the items I buy for Christmas


The second hand embarrassment is so real


Supportive/understanding school parents make all the difference


Boyfriend is coming to the house tonight which means I have to make dinner


Some bitches be irritating af!!!!!


Just Remembered My Brother Got Married!


here he here he, would anyone like to play ghosts tt with goob and i, i have a 2box


If not to carry in groceries, why have kids??


A lot of these tv shows and movies been having to much gay shit going on


5 hour delay at Istanbul airport. I’m gonna KMS


I’m motivated. I don’t have classes tomorrow so I’ll go for a 2-3 hour walk so I can skip lunch


Im makin bad decisions this weekend


It feels like a bit of a flex being 22, on 22.02.22


Worth noting that $GME price to sales is still 1.5x. In this market, that looks like a screaming buy


Justin is less than an hour from me or will be tomorrow if he’s not already


If I’ve learned anything is that I kick myself daily for not buying Ellie a treadmill as I’ve been nearly bedbound since Saturday


Long var. Why they don't even show it on screen


I’m so proud of my bro I wanna buy him champagne but he barely drinks


My underwear keep creeping so far up my ass today that I keep expecting them to just shoot out my nose when I sneeze


Barely did anything today, and I’m not sure if I’m not content with that or will just be


Lowkey miss my daughter


Super thick cod fish cakes, chunky oven chips and beans... how does that sound??


Soft boys, Fuck boys.. TODOS mienten


Chest day babay


I kinda wanna get into fishing again. But I live in a desert


Emotionally immature, ughh


People must just stop tweeting when I go to sleep because my timeline stops filling hey @TwitterSupport


i haven’t done hair in a couple weeks due to me moving. I miss it & it’s up after the new year


People come on here and say the dumbest shit


If you trip ova me I trip ova you to


I was hoping I'd get my covid results today so I could go back to work. I am impatient and need money.


oomf stop talking about ur s/o im jealous


Did I just impulsively buy over 60 dollars worth of online items. Yes


xodadi


I like big dudes cause cuddling with a slim dude just don’t hit the same .. I be feeling like imma crush his lil ass or he gonna fall off the bed


I love annoying may.


Not a good time to have ‘Visit Rwanda’ on our shirts! Arsenal, please give Rwanda their sponsorship money back and remove the words from the sleeve - please


Gotta find new tunes to crank when im driving , can’t keep playing the same joints from 08


Gender identity crisis?


One of the hardest parts of going back to the office is remembering I can’t scroll through Twitter and half listen during meetings


I just saw a picture of my body from the back and I wanna cry.


The people that I know with real money never posts pics with a few racks to impress people but I see bitches on IG in tiny empty apartments flashing their $400 stack of twenties all the time.


Real Madrid win the 2021 UCL with Valverde Assist and vinicius goal Real Madrid start off the 2022 UCL season with Valverde Assist and vinicius goal Certain things never stop happening!!


It’s a couple mfs I can’t wait to run into


I got to see the homie @user today. Big happy


Let this moment in history be recognized... It's officially 2:22pm on TWOSDAY, 2/22/22


idc about the argument, I will still be here for you tomorrow


Having ur side bitch and main in the same room right next to each other is nuts yall living life on the edge


How come everything at Ross is cheap but when I’m checking out my total is $257 ?? Can’t be right


Barbra, Marina, Karalisa, Brenda, Alicia, Carina, Samara, Mineva, Kyanna, Mea, and Crea. @user now that we know peanut is a girl will you keep the A at the end going?


Snickle Fritz is the Street Gas of the dispensary


Tanga Tuesday done


Will there ever be a game Better or a game that Atleast comes close to Portugal Vs Spain in WC 2018??? What Ronaldo and Costa did there was


Don’t promise but MAYBE I will buy fuck machine in next days


I’m sad it’s not my birthday anymore bc everyone stopped giving me attention


$CORT this thing is banging


Like mfs ain't been living in WI all their life


There is no greater pain than bashing your pinky toe or bending your finger nails back


I’m watching Degrassi and I forgot how think the Canadian accent comes out in some of their lines


I’ve just watched episode 2 of badlands, honestly how can police utter these lame apologies & get away with it, destroying vital evidence due to “hygiene” I’m not sure how Jason Murphy said that with a straight face. Rest in peace Inga Maria, I’m so sorry this happened to you


This year Magiging RN ako


What positive things have happened since Auburn fans rolled Toomer’s after Braves won the WS?


Date me you nor gree, Now see as that amugbo omo use beating spoil your fine face


Root beer shouldn’t be a beverage


hot girls are bad at math


i maybe depressed but at least i have an iced coffee


Aw crap I'm back in the PredictIt markets


I'm seeing Pogba prop


I’m ready for #PARTYMOBILE to drop


Reginae looks so good!


Don't want to jinx it, but compared to yesterday/this week/month, I'm on a creative roll and knocking things out left and right/resolving design more quickly. My confidence needed this brief burst. ;; Hoping to keep the momentum going and knock out this list that's accumulated


having the hottest room in the house is acctually torture. Might have to go sleep with the air con on in the car


I feel like my oil changes are coming back around wayy too fast


Emotional idiot


Not me disconnecting on a basement trapper


You shouldn’t remind someone to value you. That shit must be automatic.


Lol how can he cry like this ??


AHS cult was actually so good and twisted but nobody ever talks about it ?!?! Freakshow still the best tho


Everett deep


amanda seyfried


Getting drunk with my fam


Any of my addison sisters , follow me on @user


I Want Some Bundles


& Nothing Ever Last So I Don’t Let Nothing Phaseee Me


Hmmmm....I guess someone accidentally hit the unfollow button


Just got off work & Ariana grande’s *Nasty* playin in my AirPods


I need to work on my organization skills


Does everyone in diziland stan Fawad Khan?


had 2 folks ask me if i’m mixed with something or white white


I want some ramen tho


Fr tho nothing is quite as motivating as knowing you have to pay for each class you take so if you fail a class you might have to pay to take it again


$JASMY family we will PROVE victorious ! Know what you HODL !


im such a good daughter my mom broke her chinelo so i fixed it for her


When i die bury me with all my ice on


im still blessed to be able cause its mfs that str8up CANT


Ion know who need to hear this but Pop Smoke music trash


Forbes aint name me to the 30 under 30 smh maybe next year


waiting on the grocery delivery is the most invigorating part of my day today


This generation luv stunting but be fuckin wack


ok im going to try something if i fuck it up pls ignore me


Girl never DM for Twitter before... if it wasn't for an enquiry.


Cooking for Alex makes my heart so happy idk why lmao maybe cause I know he finna tear that shit uppp


it’s so hot outside it literally makes me angry


Thx for 50 Follower


Im a bad person


Someone needs to get into the penalty box more, it’s almost as if he signed a contract not to enter the penalty box. So frustrating


I don’t play games I just reciprocate the energy I receive


sitting here wondering how the microwave spin & some of my food still be cold


True Story Time: I conducted in house therapy sessions nearly 19yrs back. I'd visit this one teenager he hit puberty and hed literally curse and hit and throw fits and was severely over medicated. The parents however were so out of control in their own 'parenting' they'd


Does anyone want me to draw something now? You can tell me, maybe I'll draw it on paper I hate exam


Right. Time for a 99 flake and bed. Good Morning Ulster comes early. Hope some of you might tune in. You may even enjoy it


it took me 9 hours to make 24 pages of reviewer that i'll be scanning for 10 minutes


Why am I this horny? What's in the air?


told a school friend “yeah i unironically make ninjago angst, I’m pretty cringe bro” and they said “no man that’s based actually.” … And then obama walked in and started clapping


Yikes! Can see a plane coming in to land. I would hate to be up in that tin can right now in this awful weather


I still have to do B4B videos too...


Two and a half hour outline and I still got color and shading


so i think i finally have the ingredients for the crepes. im gonna attempt to make them fancy


will the society accept me if i say i haven't watched ashiqui 1 or 2? i enjoyed the songs tho.


Bruh there’s no sun out and Im still outside sweating


gonna go be sue of sideal on private today go follow @user


Good luck sa exam guys


Now all I need is one of ‘em to help me get my house


No lie, everything going in the right places


LOL I FELL ASLEEP ON MY DESK AND WOKE UP AT 3 AM TO GO TO BED p fucked for bio ngl


It is officially the month I’m giving birth in


I’m so excited for Shangchi


Tried to listen to that new Brandy. It wasn’t hittin AT ALL. Might try to finish the album next month to figure out what y’all loved so much


Calling all DEMON CREW members! Comment which DEMON you own


The system is wicked, but today we got a W


It took me 24 years to learn that I’m most likely allergic to cats. So that’s fun


When I kissed you meant it


The Harold’s chicken downtown smoking dick to think imma pay dam near $15 for a 4 piece ….. Bitch I can go get a bucket or 2 from somewhere else for that price FOH


Thanks @DUALIPA for giving us good music in this quaratine #QuaratineLife #BreakMyHeart #


It smells like kimchi in my room


Actually I’m singing Soldier by destinys child , I need backup


Gettin trailer trashed tonight, cuz I’m a lowlife


why does ":)" look so cute with the twitter font


Credit goin up , ass gettin fatter


Just did my first proper leg day of quarantine feel like I wana throw up


who’ll let me degrade them


I think that Fahkumram is pretty strong.


if she puts you in her private story, you aren’t the one (anymore)


Aries always feel the need to say SOMETHING, anything chile


SoftBank considering Fortress sale after discovering they’re profitable and have cash flow Not a good fit for their business model


i swear airpods got legs


I can’t listen to that one Adele song without thinking of Amazon


Whoever said that milos chicken nuggets were better than chic fil a lied


literally where do you watch sk8


Day one of my opinions will probably offend you… Stop buying followers. We all see that engagement don’t match


yea no yall I got on them camp grounds & saw several trailers & only caucasians.. they gon have to find another assistant vb coach


Okay for one i don’t like cigarettes


slave poachers don't even bother me any more because I know my slaves loyal to me and only me


Getting tattooed currently


Brandon back at it again w the tempting trip


Aubameyang would have been useful on days like this


Managed to relocate my copy of stone sours "House ofGold and Bones" albums. The ones that were touted as "Pink Floyd's The Wall meets Alice in chains." I haven't listened to these in years. So, guess what I'm doing this afternoon.


i just got my first set of wine glasses


when you wanna cry but you can’t bc your windows aren’t tinted


well just as I was about to give up my video FINALLY rendered. Working on uploading now


“niggas talk more than bitches these days, who can get the pussc quicker these days”


Working in Higher Education


i’m going hominid mode


Sleep paralysis is no joke


Camping and boating with the homies this weekend


I wish I had some kinda witch magic, I would make it rain rn so these fires could stop because this is so so so sad


I think I should get some Julian hakes heels for Miami


Another small artist obsession


why this nigga think it’s okay to go to sleep soon as he get home as if i ain’t been waiting on him all day bc i’ve been bored


Just gonna color 2 of the existing commissions that I have tomorrow, I put them on pending for a month already and I also have so many pending commissions that I haven't even started yet, what a mess I'm in right now.


Happiness is left over spaghetti.


Making deep fried stuffed olives..


Gameday later! Go Philippines! Go GAWONG!


You kan’t trust sum that bleeds for 3-7 days & don’t die


Hope you guys got some nice mints let’s get that bag together


I can’t wait for our furniture to arrive


Tarky time! Maybe some rocket league later!


Yeah I see all ya commenting “omg I love what you’re doing, congrats!!” On Chris Evans’ post then not even following ASP... I SEEE YOU


St George’s Thursday might have to get suited n booted in ma garden


drink ya water sis


I been hearing so much creep shit lately


Good morning! Woke up at 5am.


Home. Maccies & Enders. Bliss


from this point on, my headphones are staying on 24fuckin7


pandemic aside, I wish I had friends who had the desire to travel like me


Jin day is cominggg! I will change my layout in a bit, I hope you still recognize me


Why u ain’t do yo hair like that when we was talking


Bri lil black ass really starting to make me mad not answering her damn phone!


So much change is coming to me this week and next week. I'm ready for it


IWC Schaffhausen has become my favorite Swiss luxury watchmaker.


POKEMON PLATINUM NUZZLOCKE TOMORROW! Let’s see how many gym can catch these hands


Let's talk kaylee bryant cuz wtf is that beauty!!!!! What's wrong with you?!? You can't go stealing my heart and air at the same time! I'm gay, no need to get gayer lol


Bananas make people hungry shapo man


I’m still mad that Jamaica ain’t stamp our passport


Diana you can stop looking from the shadows and come here hottie


10 second speed 100 robux giveaway???


What difference when you see Hugo lloris with options from players who don’t hide behind the opposition & actually want the ball. You all know the players in question


if you really ballin buy ya nigga something


Im movin through #RHOA szn 11.. and not 1 episode skipped


After i do my yoga imma work out


i really need to find a new nail salon


Relief. Thank you Leicester City


Should I eat pizza or Chinese ?


“Thong Song” is forever a classic


You know what’s crazy. 2/22/2022 is on a TWOSDAY.


HEY WE BALLIN',WE FIGHT TOGETHER


Alpha : @user The First Edition is going to triple digits. Get in now or get left behind. Well done, Monke


Phoebe Bridgers folklore stadium tour opener


Get ya focus together you loosing it


I like to love and I like to be happyyy so that’s what imma dooo


I need some shmoney


I love me some Spicy noodles


Just cleaned my HOUSE for the first time and I have no idea what I just got myself into lmbo


been quiet there buddy @user what happened


I think my tweets would go viral if i tweeted all the savage ass shit that goes thru my head


I still love Tanisha


putting up curtains


Tell ya what that balloon Crangle has gave us fuck all all night needs to take Linfield top of the


I always make a shopping list for my @user runs with the intention that I'll stick to ONLY the list. Every time, Costco takes all my money. I love that I never lose hope. One day.


Sending all the vibes for @user to score a goal tonight.


Who got some DS foam runners for sale


if you are tweeting at me in a different language, i’m sorry but it isn’t translating and I don’t know what it means


They a try to help just to say they did something fah u


All the single ladies, come out and stan for yah Queen Beyonce. I'm sure the numbers will silence them


Life is too short to hold grudges. Patience and forgiveness


We fighting customers today, follow the rules or no weed for you! #callmethough


i waiting for downloaded call of duty : mobile in my mobile


And then complains bc his food is cold.. well if you would shut up and eat it wouldn’t be


ok yeah he was found guilty (duh ofc he was) butttt that cracker deserves to d!e


i have an interview tomorrow at wendys wish me luck


phones with 3.5mm headphone jack


did I really hear you say that a female interviewer “allowed” a male interviewee to be aggressive and overbearing? here, have a milkshake


Shout out the those non toxic people who are in toxic fandoms


If you Rep or Attend #Txsu RT


Dear @user meet your sister @user


Chat session Baby @shreyaghoshal


This lil boy don’t wanna start shit he can’t finish


i'm glad that he's okay and have been resting well!


That shit really making my head hurt


I just dropped ketchup on my white shirt FML


You females have got to stop being so messy


friendly reminder to ‘Reply All’ when responding to emails. thanks in advance


My baby turns 11 and damnnnnn I really did that shit. We living good. I remember working my ass off for this shit. I’m hella proud


England announce their Test squad to face New Zealand tomorrow. Name the XI you'd like to see play at Lord's


Guess I’ll get me a lil daiquiri, happy Fat Tuesday


Remember why you cut certain people off cuz you were right da first time


finally finished bojack


LSG fangirls looks really heartbroken today and i cannot see such misery on my TL. I wish you good health and remember my DMs are open if you wanna talk through this misery


Told my hubby maybe in January, I would like to work part-time or not and focus in school and my kiddos


Really good quality photos just really do something to me, like they are just so pleasing to the eye I can’t even


and for lunch, a dab


adding near to the rotation soon. ironically i was farming on @NEARProtocol since 2021 but dismissed them bc they were still building things out. there is something called too early


Been trying to write in the mornings before work but I mainly just sit and stare at the document. Then, I try again in the evening after work and boom I write 2000 words.


THANK YOU to all who sent an online letter in Oct to let our Ministers know you care about #globalhunger. Your voices are being heard. A $57.5M commitment has been made to research centres by @JustinTrudeau to improve #foodsecurity for people most vulnerable to climate change


Kolasinac had one job with that header


Looking forward to an evening with the Trialist brothers tonight - first live football match in 2021


Maybe instead of complaining about paying for a date that you asked someone on, you could just come out and say you’re broke or cheap. Might work better for the ones I see complaining about it until they’re blue in the face on Twitter


What do I want for Christmas? Roller skates….Taylor Swift tickets….World peace…mostly Taylor Swift tickets…


Can I just live in a cottage somewhere deep in the woods and allow my surroundings to alleviate my emotional burden?


I don’t see how y’all can go back with exes or people you used to talk to.


I had that same feeling waiting on the reading of those verdicts that I get when I am waiting on a verdict of my own


So the whole hour on Jacques and Paige.


Does anyone want to do my stats hw for me? I’ll give you a free skincare consultation


I know a girl who’s fighting for a man who slept with her twin sister


They playing All Gold Everything


New Leaf Ward Tape On Heavy Rotation


it's almost 12am, time to start working


About to double my $ftm holdings


my boyfriend let me use his switch so I can play animal crossing


What a signing Diogo Jota is btw


Let’s hope Ganyu comes home


ahhh yes offer email season has begun. can’t wait to kick back, relax, and check my email 20+ times a day for the foreseeable future


I literally got the best woman in the world. That’s the tweet.


I’m going to really miss my love


“I told her girl I’m always back wit you kkkw who”


Why’s everyone going under the speed limit today ? Moveee bitch


Ppl showed me how they actually feel about all along. Only I just started paying attention


Only had @ShellEnergyHome installed since 10am on the 31/10/22. Come from home work 5 mins ago, Red flashes lights all over my router, great. Switched it off, back on again, nothing. Unplugged it, same. Any ideas?! Barely had it 2 days!!!


is someone holding a gun to @user head? cause there’s no way a sane person enjoys living here


Get with a smart woman, success is inevitable


they should’ve took offsets cheating ass instead


Waves of sadness. Tears streaming down.


Are we gonna skip Rauw’s verse like Jlo’s performance at the Super Bowl? Me thinks so.


Posting art tomorrow if time available


WNBA> NBA there I said it!


Why do Asian mums never say bye when they put the phone down


Look down at him while he smacking, get them headshots like a actress.


can this ho unfollow me already, when she gonna notice i don’t


// ATTENTION MY IRL IS OFFICIALLY UP TO PVP IN V3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL


Im my world


#chainsawman #チェンソーマン i'm a manga reader, why did it hurt MORE this time?!


I'm prolly gonna miss @user twug fest like always but i hope he gets those who've never been twugged before


for some reason the boys over flowers audio has been popping up on my fyp. taking this as a sign to rewatch it


dabs bouta hit rn


Get in where you fit in big homie.


holdimg my piss while im call w him doing my best not to whine or moan


I needa find somebody to braid my hair


I just got another increase on my credit card


I’m not the kissing type I hate it


everyone is saying taehyung is in love... yeah, with me


Been looking for my phone all over only to realise that its the one am using to light up the room


I honestly never knew how refreshing writing every day could be! Why haven’t I done this before??


I know I’m not suppose to regret anything but


Social media stay showing you all the CREEP AHHH HOES


no sex till 2021......... I think I can do it !


I got blocked from a premium(I was added for a favor no it wasn’t money) and then got unadded cus I ain’t wanna spend no money for them kids.. main wth that’s yo bidness


I love the phrase, “oh brother!”


yaaaasss kissing booth 3


hi I'm having a crying session today because i feel so dumb compared to others in ap sem, but I've recently lost my crying playlist so if anyone can rec me one, please do, thank you


#Serious1stWin still trending in Malaysia


mfs be lying about having kids . all for some pussy


Working on a fortnite montage


DO NOT JOKE ABT S/A WTF IS WRONG WITH YALL


wow totally love it when creepy men follow me around the grocery store


3 o clock hurry tf up before I beat u tf up


#forensics #Therealcsi Seriously what's with the Bab? I'm out of here...


Hi new Twitter friends!! I mostly rant about romance novels and female-centric media! Welcome!


Running 5 the rest of the season and selling the rest


Hopefully this baby don’t look like tj and his ugly ass daddy


I’ve been feeling tired and kinda out of breath when I do the minimum lately.. & I can’t have the heater on for long because I feel like I can’t breath after a while.. idk if it’s from the fact that I had covid 4 months ago?


you can literally tell people what you want and they’re like huh


hoping all my oomfs get tickets so i get lots of content on the tl


Last call for 8x10 orders!!!!! Going to the post office tomorrow


I enjoy the peace that comes with the candles


Brownies and strawberry ice cream


Wanted to do a FRIENDS GLOW UP vdo Sab ka glow ho gaya hai Mai waisa hi reh gaya with extra fat......


Why you keep popping in my dreamss


Was just assuming I'd do another arm tattoo at my next appt but I think I want something on the side of my calf...


Opening Day is done & fall 2022 here we come! Of course it’s a bit awkward when 1st day of the semester (Wed) is not a teaching day ha ha (shout out to all us TuTh folks!). But no worries. Y’all will just have to wait an extra day for my 1st day outfit.


YESSSS SWEDEN


the bottle calling my name


anyone else get nervous for zoom calls / calls in general?


gf: *talking intensely about complicated programming issues and continually bouncing between calls to help solve a problem with a coworker's data* gf, turning to me: oh btw look at my little pusheen!!! i got that stain off her, it was so easy!! isn't she so cute?? me:


okay so butter cd.... yeah okay... hahahaha iwas so excited uselessly hahahhaha


12 hours sleep achieved.


Don't bottle it lads.


I never knew I could squirt that much


Oochie Wally isn't work appropriate right?


I thought my meeting was starting today but it starts tomorrow I'm actually mad I wasted zovala


That pace must be scary


lady at the dmv just told me i was reported deceased


Start basketball tomorrow, very excited


People can only advise with the lens that they have... Be mindful of who you share your goals with.


Did my first ride on the peloton today


Decided to not wear make up for one day at work and my manger won’t stop telling me I look like a boy … I—


Good things are ahead


Pulling OT all week


okay, going priv again, don't feel comfortable without it


Twitter just for a nice ass update tf, shit be looking mad sexy


Normalize going off on your cousins on Facebook. Respectfully of course


Newsflash to those listening to dumb fud posts If UST deposits leave anchor because the yield isn’t as much as they want, the yield goes up into excess of the target. It’s designed that way


i feel like myself again once i get this head did friday


Oh ya: SURPRISE IM GOING TO LA JAN 28th-FEB3rd


LAS VEGAS??? SEATTLE NEXT PLS


Streaming tonight at 7pm Pacific! Considering plowing ahead with Outlast 2 but considering other options / open to suggestions.


I need something w.a shot of expresso


Oh wow that’s crazy cause ion give a GOD DAMN FCK


We don't have to like each other but we have to respect each other


Need to be up in 4 hours but I’m still up. HOORAY


Just been accepted as an ARC reader for one of my favourite authors. Excited isn’t the word


Drunk ready to tell my nigga what he wanna hear and don’t mean it.


I’m going to destroy Blizzxity Then I’ll call out @user for a Minecraft 1v1


ETH been on a tear this month


You prefer voice note abi you no sabi spell ??


The one who falls and gets up iş so much stranger than the one who never fell


petition for @TheRose_0803 to throw out roses in london on valentines


ATTENTION: Hunter Biden is not holding a seat in Congress #LaptopGate


instagram did what now-


Still need a Org to join dm me if you could pmu


Sucks to have pedophiles run for president


three artists I love opened commissions today and I


Sometimes I feel like I’m aging backwards


I told you guys I was gonna reach out to a taken persons partner who hits me up...


Won’t happen overnight


I just thought of something really sweet involving Zizzy and Pony but then I remembered they don't have canon birthdays


ppl need to start reading my bio


"New Romancer".... I guess they finally won over the person from "Call me back"


When your birthday is in a week and you tryna look extra good but you work all week so you just have to find the time to look extra good before that day


Congrats bi @user


#Marcella @ITV you are treating us well


Tops that suck dick wyd


I think JAX deserves better. But what do I know? Something happening thousands of miles away isn't any of my business.


our neighbors and us gift everyone Christmas cookies every year & I woke up to my fav ginger bread cookies this morning


If the gyms were open I’d be a gym feen because I finally found workouts I love


Just smacked a dab, time to make poor financial decisions. What we buying?


The one dancer trying to stop the shots


To whoever needs to see dis!! Yo team be hittin my team up so I can write for u on da low!!


if only our currency was in pebbles


Kali coohie vip tickets secured


Twins for game 4?


Y’all I have GROCERIES. I will not be subsisting entirely on ramen this week. ACTUAL GROCERIES.


Wtf Israel


A client just said you fine fine if you look fine with a mask on.. lol and all I could do was laugh bc I instantly thought of @user


The winds of change are blowing, storm clouds are approaching,, WE Stand United in front of the oncoming turmoil,,And We Have Real President not a installed puppet,, thank god


at this point, they must be doing this on purpose. they know mbbs will be up in arms because of little mistakes, so i won't be surprised if they put the wrong names intentionally if it means more engagements


today kinda stinks


Maybe I’m just biased, but the U18 scene now would never have a chance to hang with the U18 scene that we had to play with/against. Maybe I just wanna stir up the TL.


The annual potluck on New Year’s would be coming up


Hopping on stream in a few minutes. Rendering a video.


No stream tonight - trying to finish Pokémon Legends for some sweet guide content


Love when someone threatens to use your deadname to get your attention


having to update loads of tags because of the iOS ban


Bestie my diary is unironically on my iPad. Siri’s nosy ass keeps reading por pendejx and the CIA too wtf. -the next installment of the princess diaries


Thinkin bout how JJ from good times was a bootleg Jay-Z. That shit was wild dog


Damn, I love pistachios so much…


Homie on the bus really dipping graham crackers in a large tub of Nutella


#KyleRittenhouseTrial It was self defense. If you rule out of emotions, opinions or feelings over law, what you have to say is invalid. The prosecution’s opening remarks sounded more like a poor defense attorney. Ironically, there will be riots at its conclusion.


I eat then be sleepy 30 seconds later


I’ll see u when I fall a sleep


*sighs* hand me the black & mild


I have a group me but I’m rarely active in the chats


Canastas in laburnum is so fucking bomb


You can work in silence and still achieve nothing


Damola is dropping Playboy on Thursday


Johnny Mad Dog


Genuinly can’t believe I’ve got covid again, it’s my second time now since I’ve been pregnant, I have less than 3 weeks until my due date, it really can’t get any worse


Tarkov has been unbelievably fun last 2 days- so many players on customs- dorms fights are


Being the only nurse of both sides of the family gives me the pleasure of always getting those “what’s this mean” Call or house visits to give shots & I love it cause that was also a main purpose of my career, to be able to take care of my fam when they need it the most