It’s lesbian visibility week? Never heard of that before, but it’s neat to have a day where lesbians get celebrated and shown solidarity. And yea we exist, and we’re everywhere..


peep the layout tho


why wont it let me tweet my gif


wow thanks to crypto i am now Elon musk idk how y’all do this regular shit


afternoon running sesh done


i can feel it in my bones that there's an ogfn special next month and the guests will be brightwin


So France’s citizens are marching in protest of all the dictated #Covid bullshit by their government. So are several other countries. It’s time we did the same! #America is strong because of us; not our government, our politicians or #Congress! Time to let them know that!


11 hours spent staring at bad work screen... I think I will treat my tired eyes to 4 hours of good screen


I want Chinese for dinner. Salt and pepper wings


being w guys just makes my anxiety go


They say Trump said he’s not opposed to sending another stimulus payment. STIMULATE ME


Good stuff on @247Sports message board about additional funds to put together a coaching staff. Exciting!


Where do you enjoy it most? Front or back?. I mean when entering taxi Stop looking at me like that ..


Ensures you're always charged with so much good!


When Vory drop it’ll be album of the year idc when it come


If you’re ever feeling down on yourself or having a shitty day, just remember that there are idiots out there who sincerely and wholeheartedly believe in their heart of hearts that Colby Covington would beat Khabib Nurmagomedov in a fight


do i have some teen wolf lovers here?


i go to school then go to fucking work all i want is to get out of my house on my day off i’m gonna k word myself


well time to save like a bitch bc i know damn well bts tickets be expensive but im not missing what i could have seen in 2020


Waited so long, don't embarrass us now James!


My thighs have ruined two more pair of pants


Big B made me a fruit salad


I managed to take a nap AND check nearly everything I needed to off of my checklist today


I didn’t make cookies the other day because apparently I ran out of flour but I went and got some today!


We got precious teaser for fancon and tomorrow is highlight medley, i'm so excited to hear the songs


not me watching bts shows nonstop


woke up 6'2 again


Coronavirus is fucking up my international plans


Young turnt niggaz from up North nigga ..havin our way wid dis Shid


I now understand how my mother would feel when supper didn’t turn out right... JUST BURNT MY FUCKING ROASTTTTT


Anybody else just really happy with life right now?


Someone tell me not to rip this douchebag guy a new one


My clients love me she always be trynna bring me food


2pm and my first meal of the day is starbs


Things I wanted to do before I leave earth Get tatted


I’m so happy I grew up in this generation and wasn’t a.... boomer


Hey There, You Look so good today!!! This month is going to be the best~ have a great day!!!


Blackwall


first day back at work and all already wanna quit


I need to stop getting drunk cause I just tell everyone how much my life sucks


I am so grateful making this friendship work. Cause it was worth the disagreement and we worked through it.


people think getting mental help is a problem and they think your crazy like


Everyone taking part in the #BlazeItUpForRhea trend, y'all gone be busted w your 'dhaniya' soon!


will post an edit later and i’ll dip again


Greenwood is an absolute gem


Fuck whoever tried getting into our cars last night, we don’t even have shit in there


Hey um (: do you like girls moots? Just curious.


This Gleason Wolverine cover is


Only Future Pursue members can reply


When you're almost done with your reports and then you need to go back and check where the error started


All these Trump signs in my home town really got me sick


As soon as I see someone go from my friends lists to my subscribed list on snap, I remove them. I don’t subscribe to no bitch.


So I’m going to rolling loud ny in about 3 weeks and I’m only 4’11 can y’all recommend sum chunky ass platform shoes plz I’m really really trying to see feo once


to work in a psychiatric hospital feels like I’m doing what I’m really meant to do


I’m refusing to go to sleep until they announced MK s2


I already lost all my baby weight but I can’t wait to tone my body up


Sorry for the delay in release today! Our 12th episode of #StormLordsWrath is coming, it's just going to take a moment longer! Thanks for the patience gang


They are not centrists. They are right wing.


been so busy today but truly i miss u guys and I can’t wait to scroll and check in on y’all


just saw fire coming from a building


Thumpin @FreddieGibbs on this day for evil seeds


Not my dad telling me I have caterpillars on my face


All the people that have WAP need to go vote


I really look at niggies that be smoking hookah different


You know them bendable washing up bowls? What a stupid idea they are... Think I’ve caused a flood in the downstairs ceiling


New music all year long!


If anyone looking to join give es a message?


should i go to sleep or do my assignment?


Has anyone else watched ITV Central News, apparently it looks like we’ve up sticks and moved to Yorkshire


dad: she doesn't wanna listen to anything me: you were the one who's interrupting- dad: YOU INTERRUPTED ME FIRST


Hmmm thinking of my shoot outfit,,. What should I do


my cd hasn't shipped yet


Fuck it time to make my own family


Remembering the time that we didn’t get a pizza party for my 2nd grade class cuz I decided not to sell chocolates


made an A on our exam and all the sudden my classmates wanna be friendly


I could talk sm shit but I’m gonna stay quiet... and just wait


I found a neon peach hair color and tbh... I’m about it


my friend was being transphobic today and i called him out on it straight up then he said im not transphobic and i explained why things he said was transphobic and he said get your PC bullshit away from me ...what?


I had small wins today! Indeed, a productive day. Good night


I made this mix drank alul too strong


i’m gonna watch perks of being a wallflower and cry


Y’all got that text


I can’t wait to have a boo so she can ft me at 4am while I’m at Denny’s bien pedo


Nothing like discovering cat barf on a blanket by, you know, sticking your hand in it


Having a "not happy" day with @user I swear to god I am ditching it v soon...


chanyeol bub im going to sleep i just waited for the double hour vote


I got to many flaws to be perfect an I done had to many blessings to b ungrateful


3 gols do Lucca


Breaking up your timeline to say that I GOT HIRED AT ULTA TODAY


Got to much to lose but can’t be scared to take it there


so excited to be getting my fillers


just got rekt by some kid on roblox dhmu


I need motivation to get up. I just be wanting to lay in bed


Certain taste in music be a big


Liquid diet it is.......Great


Man really thought I was about to wash his hair..


is it just me or yubin is so thin


Simmons in the all star game


I'm making braised pork and then I will stream again tonight


I’ve been buying dryer sheets for years. Only now am I realizing I don’t even know what they’re supposed to do.


the fact that my mans mom is already talking about her babysitting my future child > yes ma’am


Baked honey hot chicken thighs


One of my homeboys were homeless while I was still in high school.. I let him stay in my room for a week without my mom knowing


I believe in the works of the Holyspirit


lol put together a few lines of code so I'm always active on teams


Tuff guys sing to


so steps had there first show tonight so we now have a set list and im torn between being excited and very sad sksksd 2 of my ultimate favourite songs from years ago made it but none of my faves from the new albums


all these work emails about in-progress apps. I DO NOT SEE


This quarantine been a blessing in disguise for me, it’s sitting me down to learn more things, to think about things I couldn’t before because I was moving around to much, it’s giving me space from everyone to heal, it’s helping me save money


My husband had a meltdown about what a cluster-fuvk the vaccine rollout has been. As I told him, and all my patients daily, we have only have had adults in charge for 61 DAYS! We (government) are attempting to vaccinate 200+ MILLION people. Supply vs demand people. Chill Out


Rudiger Tchouameni Mbappe Reece James


INSOMNIA tonight


If someone tests positive for Covid, don’t they have a responsibility anymore to notify people they were in contact with only 24 hours earlier? My SIL (who I saw Christmas Eve) tested positive on Sunday night and didn’t tell us. I found out through a 3rd party.


- lani just got back today from with her daddy now she’s gone with her godmom


I threw up all them crawfish Wtf


so that stream was a lot more chaotic than i thought it was going to be


Six likely starters in the #BreedersCup, including Classic market leaders Knicks Go and Essential Quality! Get the lowdown on @user yard


My nieces and nephews keep ordering movies on demand through my credit card


Did somebody really leak like a full un-released Windows 11 ISO for download and people are installing and using it


5mins into Nathaniel Bassey's Halleluyah Challenge and there are already 13k viewers.


Very important ‘cause honestly, I wouldn’t know what to do with myself.


It’s only been ten months and my hair has almost grown back out


Just like that I’m seeing Amartey vs Salisu comparisons. Ghanaians eh


Wish I had somebody to do content with but you niggas dicks be hideous, y’all be bisexual, y’all refuse to get tested or y’all not verified on OF .. ion trust nobody


george please stream among us tonight


What happened to Brain @arthurpbs


i wanna go to Ibiza tonight


Kimmich should be off for that


Let it be hereby known, that ANY account that attacks or denigrates Joe Biden or Kamala will not be tolerated. Time is too short to be bogged down with bullshit. Polishing and testing BLOCK button as I type this. To my friends and followers, I hope we ALL do this. TY


My Daughter gave me a hug just from the look on my face when the EVH news came down. Condolences to Eddie’s family & the rest of the band.


I didn’t argue with him I just turn around and tweeted this instead


Lol why would a sane person watch Dr Pimple Popper


Okay maybe my mum didn’t need a girl, she’s saying stuff and I’m like “nope, nope....take THAT out immediately”


If you walker throug the garden


I wanna collab w/ someone


I’m the biggest fan of my People cause when they Win I win morally


I can wait few more hours to see his face


i think im inlove again


Simply, for @NikkieTutorials I'll watch Eurovision Song Contest 2021.


i love seeing my baby with his babies


HOLY SHOOT ALBEDO


puts 1000% effort for someone gets -34% in return


if yhu gone have me pussywhipped like jt got uzi , cmere . i got sum questions


Election anxiety out of control


I feel differently with you


So I recently learned of a white man archetype that says, “burn it all down” in reference to the state of society, and when asked to elaborate on what he means, he simply means to be apathetic and go on living your privileged life while you still can and I just.............


Let em do what he want to see what he'd rather do


Cyber punk is at 70% and its been downloading for 7 hours now


Tbh I wasn’t excited for #That90sShow but it’s actually funny asfff


pls be good to me, dec


So these motherfuckers killed the activist ‘Toyin Salau’


THEY TRIED TO MAKE IT HARD FOR ME IL NEVER FOLD UP


is it my internet or Twitter


When girls think it's cute to refer to motorcycle clubs as"wearing matching outfits"


They outside my crib shooting


does anyone else who tours find it very difficult to travel with family (i.e. people who don’t travel for a living)?


Is it really considered bad form to unfollow someone because they unfollowed you?


How y’all know so much about these celebrities


21 Savage and Tyler’s delivery on “Cash in Cash out” was


Deposits ona Tuesday


Just cs someone isn’t ready to sell her body n soul for money nti you’re saying she’s lazy...nkurasifu) mentality sei ..


If Wales can string four of five passes together, they have what it takes to come back and beat England 6-3


15M VIEWS


have a goodnight and peaceful sleep ebriwan


i think i'm simping for teddy and faker


Houston traffic is ungodly


I fucking hate how my eyes are shaped man


Love being guilt tripped


Why does our government let people die waiting on life saving treatment, get your acts together please


You’ll Never Know What I Be On Cause Ion Post Everything I Do


“Share your screen”


I hate that my friends don’t watch scary shit


I don't need to explain myself. Im done.


man’s just wanted to drive me round at 2am for supper but i just gotta be sick


I Need Some Cough Drops


18 straight weeks being home with a THREEnager 24. Hours. A. Day. because all these assholes out here won’t wear a mask.


u guys keep saying im not a small acc so i’ll say im an average acc


The will of God will never take you, where the grace of God cannot keep you.


Muthafukkas will ALWAYS NEED me before I will EVER NEED THEM! And That’s on God


We've played four games in front of our fans since March 2020 and I just had to go to the one we lost.


Dear boyfriend Don't u think it's time to stop playing hide n' seek plz


Girl, don’t come at me with that macaroni unless you got the chicken strips


I think it's more sweet by that way


gingers still sucl btw


Hello!! Happy birthday @user I'm really glad we became mutuals, I've been a huge fan of your work since last year aaaaa Thank you for opening my eyes to Serena/Gloria, RAREPAIR SUPPORT! I hope you have a great day!!


Hopefully SM finally answers the lovecalls RV is receiving from thos US entertainment companies and get them signed after this Trolls World Tour stint. They have so much potential to succeed, when will that stupid company realize that


my mama birthday in 9 days.. my sister birthday in 19 days & my granny birthday in 26 days


President Biden looks great in a suit and he has great taste in ties too


New bff me this bitch tallia never have time for me anymore


this 2:35 video that was sent to me


im a feminist because shows like milf manor still exist


This cold is dealing with me


post 2019 shitmys deserve nothing sorry if you didn’t watch namjoon cry at the sy final through a 144p periscope TO THE BACK


I’m a little too excited for tomorrow


The chi show ain’t the same smh


Just got a gym membership at Anytime Fitness


Respect comes from Treasuring your pride


Chipotle or wok works


Y’all I’m literally a Ketu Sun opposite Rahu Moon/ASC, and a Rahu 2H/Ketu 8H. The weight of thoughts, pressure, and almost anything is like always on go. I wish I could process differently. Does anyone want to switch


Had my first Zoom meeting with students today! And when my dog started barking, a student asked if I had a pet lion at home. And THAT, my friends, is just the kind of kid question my life has been missing


Fleets are missed and I am pissed


maybe tbz serving sexy on rtk will be what finally takes my mind off of jinyoung


mfas gon hate its part of life


9-5’s fry me


I’m gonna stay up till the end of the game tonight.. maybe


Writing sprint starting at :00 for an hour, if anyone would like to join me


After 2 days of teaching #Excel to #Accountants question for @user Why is CTRL+0 the shortcut for hiding a column when hidden powers actually exert a lot of control


it’s 47 degrees and down pouring and we still have practice


Lord, I'm damp!


Self care is blaring @MODSUN


Went to the Montrose Clinic for labs for PreP yesterday...It looked like I Am Legend and The Walking Dead all wrapped into one


A Fine woman wearing a hijab gets me every time


Lmaooo the son would be sick


Idk why my allergies decided to act up this weekend but imma need them to chill


Shoot your shot now o. E be like say on Saturday na my wedding


GIROUD DESERVED IT!


Whoops Bachmann!!!


Telling Aaron to go be a father might be my favorite thing to say to him now


i finally tried drawing on my iPad and it ended up looking like a 5 year old kid's art


Do you ever just overthink about the dumbest shit then it just spirals and spirals, literally the worst feeling


covered my mirror so i dont have to keep looking at myself


been giving God more of my time


I hate people that say they wanna grow or do something to better them then go back to there old ways


I love the people in my life


Something about people asking what’s wrong just makes the tears fall right down your face


Let them say you're dumb, let them say you know nothing, let them call you selfish, let them call you anti social, They're all shortsighted & foolish, you've got a future to build, a dream to fulfil not some people to please. So keep your eyes set on where you're going.


Had three friends within 15 minutes of each other all message me asking if I made it home safe yet. What is this? Friends???


Hahahah give up Meems, it’s not working


Constantly having to defend my fave female characters from people who feign concern over how her character is being written only bc of who she's in a relationship with


Anyone keen for a poker tournament tonight? £5 buy in


i’m getting bored with life again ready for some new new


New ink coming 2022


Said screw it and ordered my iPhone 13


Time is a great killer, it will heal everything you just need to be strong....


Shit I forgot what I came here to say


Padres making some BIG moves


one thing bout my bestie, i ask and she shall deliver


One year day ina navy surprised I ain’t get kicked out yet


i miss when baller alert talked about ballers


I need help decorating my house


teen:am grounded Me:because your so down to earth


We Finna Have A Ball Tonight On Gang


I have a wonderful week ahead of me


Be strong enough to let people go that was never suppose to be around in the 1st place


Love being the one my niece and younger cousins hit up for hw help


I really want a mangonada


guys i made a friend on my team


Are u todays date? Bc u are a 2/22


Got my seafood boil


This mango i just ate must've been sent from the gods. It was too sweet and too juicy not to be. i ate up the whole thing


uh oh i have a big fat juicy crush on remi wolf


gun for yo love like a touchdown


Okay so a couple of things… I will be streaming Thurs-Sat (Charity tourney tingz and NYE stream). 1/1 will be my day off & then 1/2 I’m starting a 3 day stream-a-thon w potential to go longer if the sub goal is met. I’ve missed ya’ll & can’t wait to jump back into the chaos


Big ouch energy


Thank You God for reminding me every day to stay thankful and humble. #GratefulHeart


Mo Farah's story


Stalking mas mantan ahh


and just like that! 4-5pm this evening just became our best fundraising hour ~ever over at @user obviously this is a huge day for the campaign w @KamalaHarris joining the team and i think it's only a sign of all the great things to come! text READY to 30330 to join us


Lmao this contestant on Supermarket Sweep swore the clue referred to macadamia nuts, and she stayed digging through every can trying to find the next clue…ma’am they aren’t gonna bury it in the back!! Infuriating to watch…


There’s a new opportunity in every day, follow your heart


If you a real nigga then you get a bag


This quiz isn’t even for a grade but it’s still mandatory apparently


my hair is long and getting loner


Now that I’m officially the bday boy, please shower me with nudes


unlearning your toxic traits


Guys guys, lot of your favorite influencers are into it. No be only Adeherself


CHANEL BY FRANK OCEAN IS JUST SOOOOO


I need this man to come bring my tv down like why would you mount my crap so high


Always cheating bro


Bruhh... The amount of dark things I'm seeing on twitter tonight alone.. What's really happening


Laying on a lounger next to the beach on our private decking


how my ex fumble two bad bitches n end up w a gremlin bro


#Affirmation I Have A Healthy Mind, Body and Soul


thinking about when zayn went live like three times and i was sleeping every time


i turn 23 in two weeks and i've been thinking A LOT about it so i just popped in the gc and straight up said 'im 23'


When will i get minju kdrama news?


Tik toks that’s have a “part 2” is just too much thirst for me to handle I immediately scroll on when I see “Like for part 2”


Why no one told me hyolyn and dasom had a song together…. Ah sistar comeback


Apprendre 50 mots pour rien en allemand


Whatever I end up being I hope it’s still related to healthcare bc it makes me so happy to make others happy


I won't name names but Ms. Brillo Pad should bet together with Mr. Feather Duster.


Not me coming back from recovery


good evening, I burnt my food. have a good day


i want yellow rice bistec & tostones.. & I’m making that for sure. Maybe for Sunday din din


If you haven't seen #Snowfall on hulu then you should


good morning! may your day start great and just keep getting better


El Jeffe sounds really good on this Tuesday evening


Yea I can see a lil IG method works so hmmm


117 new cases? Med


Sir Kaya ba today !


#mydayatvit #vit I feel cosmetics are the most profitable products. Just a small packet of chemicals can cost in thousands


Nothing serious, just agberos agberoing


just need to set my hair appointment


GETTING FREELANCE GIGS: 5 tips from a company that hires freelancers


Sex isn’t always the solution for everything


The time gap between when the new banner released to realizing Zhongli sucked hard was golden


CDC just announced that a couple crystals on your night stand and a pack American Spirit wards off the bad vibes. And yeah, that includes covid


I’m looking forward to making new acquaintances in the Political Science department this semester


I took a math test and I think I failed


I’m going to take a open ended break from Twitter for my health. Don’t know if I’ll be back. Sometimes awesome people contact me here. Try Trey_Meadows at outlook dot com instead. Thanks and enjoy your next run


Birthday is only one day of attention


no but thank tf heavens for @user lmao. because my anxiety rn.


angry at you cause i miss you sm


This beretta clean asf


we’re everywhere, WorldWide…


April 24th any man come near me and it’s not me who gonna be scared. Boys stay safe cause imma stay strapped


You know when you just want to talk with someone but they are rudely not as available as you would like


7days to 10days


You're getting replaced gradually


Idk what happened to my Polaroid


I got a job! It's in a dope ass food truck


Also b4 I leave Twitter for the night if ur not gay and u get HornE play a sport with the same gender it’s a total turn off and it works


It’s time & enough for us trolling him & if we continue to troll him he may become famous like #SamAnderson (he already gets unnecessary attention!). He is a garbage & politically he should be handled in elections & mark him Zero.DMK IT wing starts 2.0 from 3-June,let’s rock


Desce drink


I’ve been getting a package every day


me n adam are going camping in a few weeks & im so excited!!!!!!!


It's not a fact that you can't fail But the fact is, you mustn't fail So don't stop working


probs gonna doodle these next few prompts


lmfao I have -200 dollars


waack


#rovers falling to pieces almost as fast as the #europesuperleague


My baby shower theme is so cute


Dryer broken since Fri. Dryer vent cleaners can't come until 12/20. Appliance repair person can come today between 11 and 1. Vent cleaners call to say they could get here today between 11 and 1. I say hold off. Repair guy comes. Can't do anything until the vents are clean.


My ex’s friends ain’t shit omg


ISTG IF THEY POST A 5TH SET OF PHOTOS....


I just seen a white man in an Afro and black face


Mariiiiiiiine


REMINDER: Today, Tuesday Sept. 8th, is our Virtual Back to School Night. Starts at 6pm. Please check your e-mail as instructions and teacher information was sent Friday and today. Hope to see you there!


Friday a security guard harassed & tried to bait a physical confrontation. I repeatedly asserted get away from & leave me alone. He said no. I asked him why was he doing it. He replied: "because I can." I had a nice conversation w/the owner after. He was fired the next day.


the stella rose watermelon is ass.


i just want to let everyone know that selca days are not about how many likes or retweets one gets, it's about expressing love and support


I didn’t even realize Do We Have A Problem was a new song


Key to happiness: white chocolate mocha frapp w java chips and caramel drizzle


I’m just stacking up these #NFTs at 0.1 ~ 0.5 #SOL just in case it’s not a bubble. I’m not in a hurry and #SolanaNFT is the truth.


cant wait to look at myself and say i did it


I love hearing my cat snore its the cutest fuckin thing


I'm asking santa for a loyal ho dis year


Lmao if y’all ain’t never let a Nigga eat it with his grill on , try it


my new pfp is kinda cute


Nottingham forest keeper class


It’s been a long December


Neo wack as hell


gone from being in the crowd to finally getting a chance to play behind the decks at Joshua Brooks. 1 down on my New Years resolutions few more to go


Guess I won't be attempting today's @user as when I went to it, it showed me the 'congratulations' message from yesterday but with today's solution


a rihanna vai ter comeback? oldddd o hit


Hi @user do you know now whether you'll be able to make a calendar with the submissions you have? Hope so!


Let Me Give This Song A Listen


Toxic Family....


My mom has been up since 5am to get updates on who is leading.. for some reason she still believes kula ANC..


I swear I love @user he’s such a dumbass


If his homies tryin to hit . He's cheating on you


I’m just tired of some peoples selfish BS


redbull today again!! strawberry is my new favorite syrup! so I did strawberry, peach and h&h and I started a new punch card so I have 2 lmk if you want to go to seafab


If you relying on grain for your protein requirements , I am sorry my friend you are fighting a losing battle. Animal protein is unmatched when it comes to building those big muscles


SMA and TMA the only award shows that i trust


Forget couch guy I’m on couch cat tiktok


Y’all seen this Snapchat update


Good morning happy fasting for Muslim moots may Allah ease for everything today


Ian knockin y’all females but y’all worse than us


I didn't satisfied with today's performance Camera angle was so bad They set camera far from him


What new channel rewards do y'all want?


Bumbum check


men be like “ew you’re ugly i’d never fuck you” bitch who said i want you


There was so much wrong with the #charmed ep of Phoebe getting married. 1. The tarot Death card doesn't mean actual death. 2. Who picks up their wedding gown the day before their wedding? 3. Their WEDDING needed to be an unholy ceremony? That was a stretch. 4. Phoebe's bangs


Mane De’arra could’ve just did #VLOGMAS I would’ve been happy with that


I love when I tell ppl ima photographer and they ask to see my work. Then they be all surprised when they see how it good it is like ….YEAH IM THAT GIRLLLLL


If she want dior she can get ittt


May your successes offend the shit out of people who hate to see you win!


Why is Luke T not with Leanne yet


would my parents let me


Cultivating the discipline to figure out the 1-2 things that truly matter and making time to focus on them is one of the hardest parts of modern knowledge work. 2 simple questions can cut through all the noise.


That Tyler Posey pictures was uncalled for I am a MARRIED WOMAN


WHERE'S TOMMY'S VOD


okay so uh. kidney lady is. a lot. but also: as someone who is *deeply* insecure and excruciating aware that i can sometimes be horrifyingly try hard, if I'm the kidney lady in your life just please be kind and block me. I *promise* I'll respect that and leave you alone


he’s gonna luuuuv me


Finally some positivity on Twitter for me. BYU Football just released The Cut!


Also Kerfoot celebrating, I love him


Wigan 7-0 Hull and it’s not even half time


cuf got packed up againnnn


Away day for U15 and U14B football teams @user 1 win, 1 draw . ETA @user 17:45


feels like 110°


Just helped deliver a baby


I thought by the time I wake back up the dumb gyals woulda come off twitter already


My day starts officially after 1am


wow duppies are migrating to aptos


I got status on some hood shit


i wanna take my friends to disneyland


my parking garage going up to $8 a day


who wants to be friends on tiktok so I can just dm you all the vids I see of seb and chris and daniel and anthony and others that make me scream and i can scream in your dms


A new fortnite season will always feel like Christmas eve


There is one VC I've never been more convinced of before that I need to get in front of. It would be a loss for their portfolio if it didn't happen. It will happen. Wish me luck


Every man that messages me his age and his dick today will recieve a present off me x #horny


the pinks are in london and i have deadlines all week why can’t I be happy


It was my mamas birthday yesterday


i’m listening to arc 2 ep 29 and sylnan


6 bundles and bounce is my fave


joined an mlm and i’m lowkey mad at how they just throw the word business around


i just want bigwinn


For your financial freedom, date a lady that you can financially maintain young king


wait i’m scared what if one of my tiktoks from my second accounts randomly gets on the fyp with 0 likes and since im local to my irls, they might see it and find my second account


Good morning new face


Thanks you to everyone who read my tweets drop a like and topic you'll like me to tweet about


saw my lul big headed baby today


Why is LinkedIn like that?


"Life is made up of wants and needs. Something will always come up. There will always be problems. There will always be complaints. There will always be solutions. All you can do it your best." ~ B.T. Michaels


imagine not following user @user a sin


I have to drive all the way to San Antonio just for tattoos


Heh.. Today


Ooo this is new!


Can’t wait to get home... in my PJ’s!


dont think i will ever have such a change in view of a person like the one i’ve had of gary neville, what a top top fella he is these days


Who Tonkin today


Baby I'm about to be a CA homeowner. Can't tell me nothing


Some all you can eat sushi would smack rn


Almost t-boned a fucking moron in a pick up because he decided stop signs do not apply to him. I did NOT have a stop sign


Welcoming another new student to the Breakthrough Blueprint


If anger make you do disloyal shit you were never loyal


i supposed to be taking trips in 2020 not staying at home


I need some weed from GorillaRx and a Simply Wholesome smoothie today for sure


Dust that bill off and try again or whatever tf Aaliyah said!


I walked 4 miles on my rinky dinky robot ankle today


The good people always give you happiness, positivity all the way!


I think I’m gunna watch Wednesday again


Bismillah la for first day


would you rather own a private island or win a year's supply of cheesy-pops?


Play a cyberpunk action thriller within a living comic book. Follow us to know more about one of the most stylish indies of 2020


I love that I just got the same message, at the same time, from two different people with the same name


As @user stops Polo GTI R5 production... we are still searching infos about chassis 44, 48, 50, 54, 55, 59, 60, 68, 70, 73, 76, 77, 79, 80, 82 and 84. Please help us... to bring you the most possible accurate info


I have two lowkey hit tweets rn


Abt to log out my phone and go do my eyebrows


I don’t trust McDonald’s food but I will still slide for that caramel frappe


i kind of feel bad that this account only grew thanks to acnh bc now im just on here talking to myself and i have nothing to give y’all either… i haven’t played acnh in months i never even updated it to get brewster woops


When u have ur mothers du'a u stand against d world


i want a tattoo but i’m fucking scared


Came home to a clean house, roses and dinner made


still have to farm mushrooms for thoma since work ate up all my free time for genshin prep


Safety in his arms


I’m on a mission to find it now


Made us some brunch and we all fell asleep…That was a good nap


I hope all the witnesses of Mr. Floyd’s murder are getting the mental health treatment they deserve. Especially Danielle, her video is the one everyone around the world saw. I remember ever expressing her guilt on the stand.


Gonna be coming back next year. Idk when just yet but I will


"..I realised that I want to be the one who's there for him, in every way." 509 please come through for me witb Chloe supporting Lucifer in every way possible


Lol glad to know y’all watching a bad bitch tho


Suffer from overthinking


My first son passed today, rip Scyther


I always know it's about time I did the kids dinner when I get a notification from 'Parentmail' which tells me their 'Dinner balance is low'. Cheers guys


Yankees.. Red Sox… Don’t matter, Rays winning


I Can’t Believe Lil Rahdy Showing Off On The Net


Count your days Children's Place and UPS


Don’t invest your energy in guys. Invest it in your career, your education, YOURSELF... Invest in things that are permanent in your life


Only real light skin niggas change their hair style every week. I’m one of them


Stl too small for me I can’t wait to move tf around


NOT ME CRYING AT THE SUNGHOON, JUNGWON AND K RAINISM PERFORMANCE


Justice was served for Twerkulator.


then be saying stupid shit like why you been distant


I Just got 5 stars on gta just to feel wanted ..


none of my friends are free for two hours tomorrow


Hiya! Sorry for the late question! Anyways since you guys voted that you would pay more than $10 dollars on a drawing commission from me, how much would you pay? Please reply to this tweet!


275 conto gasto com perfume


Listening to @oranicuhh all day to get me through this shit today!!!


D Rose looking good out there


We finally had our first real huge spike of cases and kemp wants to re open Georgia I just don’t get it


first work trip to florida next month


officially back to reality after these past 3 weeks


It’s actually insane that their are a big majority of Utd fans, that will be upset to see ronaldo come back simply because Tony scored a single goal after flopping at Sevilla


Content production + sleepless nights=


having to drive up from SD on monday and drive back down for class on wednesday morning should i say fuck it and go for it


I miss oomfie


this man really told me to my face he doesn’t want to word things in specific ways to make me more comfortable


Goulash and French bread


Listening to 1Train on the 1 train


man jonah needs to lower his cameo prices, im not rich enough to pay $165 for one


i have to write? 2k words for my art exam?


What you wearing June 21st?


Now I don’t have the energy to take my braids out. I can barely see my parts at the top though


"Low calorie af"


Positif covid pulakk


After all this time the vid finally got me


Some days I just wish my boys were still home to give me a hug when I walk in the house -


I don’t even know what to get Jesus for our one year this month


This Marinas finna hit fasho


Ensenada next week here I come


Someone get the defib machine because my heart is about to stop after seeing how many people that spam went to


I need some head so good I be happy for the rest of the week


I hate when mfs be like “you’re a hoe” ..like okay so? You gonna join the line or nah


Making my first big girl purchase real soon


Have y’all started school shopping? Or am I the only one behind?


Just scheduled my vaccine dates! That means I can book tattoo appointments


Mateeee I discovered @user over the weekend. He’s sings more like Noel than @NoelGallagher himself. Hello was EXACTLY like MTV Unplugged. You heard him @user @user mind blown


Get the “bring your baby too” not the “get a babysitter” friends!


I applied for a coronavirus test yesterday at 9am. Offered a test at Drive thru at 10am! Took my test at 11am with less than 5 minute wait.Result (-ve) came today at 2:05am so that’s about 17 hours from start to finish. Well done Boris & NHS


Streaming some more Silent Hill in a bit


Should I make home made ramen or home made pizza bagels for dinner?


If you sleep on crumbs, you are hot.


OK, kind of weird my mail is been kinda slow, wonder why?


so many clown ass Latinos I promise they’re never gonna accept you no matter how hard you try to assimilate at the expense of your own people


Me going to Cabanatuan wearing slippers and pambahay tops and bottoms is kinda refreshing


I have never once gone after your leftovers and I have screenshots of you going after mine so watch how you speak to me clown


Lord Lugard you will never Rest In Peace..........


I’m ready for bed but Isha isn’t until 10 pm


Why do you laugh and then say “sorry its not funny”


“It’s okay. You can sleep in the bus” - what I say to myself every morning when I have to wake up for school


She def top tier and she ain’t just going for anything love that about her


Day old lasagne > freshly cooked lasagne..


Fun fact: The US still doesn't consider the #Holodomor to be genocide.


Why is #meatbags popular whn its overrated


yall fucking the game up bad


Seventeen’s Physical Affection Love Language - A Thread for Closeness among Seventeen


my hair is down to my ass. it's the perfect length for natsuo todoroki to grab on to and yank while he plows me from behind


Finally gonna watch Avatar today!! Been dodging spoilers since it came out


Tbh I hate when someone says a person is doing things to them and is toxic but that person still talks to the toxic person. Like make it make sense


So peeps, I had to share this I had a Dr appointment, been having back issues so had to get physical/x-rays the whole works! So my female DR is hott AF/ so when it come time to get the testicles played with, the DR said u need to sit down to pee....


Charles Bartholomew Bass


Anyone know if any Republican Governors have suddenly shifted their stocks to pharmaceutical corporations who make mifiprestone?


Not @ justin calling me MARIE


If she tweets her pics often


It be the littlest shit that be so significant


Twitter thought that my acc was a bot?!?


Lowkey, I'll look hot in abs but....I have to stream so I got no time.


first tweet hay hay hello


Hi! Give me your favourite albums or playlists


I feel like I should organize my fridge and cabinets


Happy to be back home under the damn AC


I think I might just have to apologise to a man


Lol it’s gonna cost me $1500 to get my car shipped by to Mississippi which is way higher than they told me when they shipped it to California smh and they have it listed as fragile cause it’s a vette man I’ll just use Montway


i be wanting to do a lot of stuff with a female friend that’s only my friend but mfs either weird or stuck up


Happy 420 let’s blaze it


I’m real life sick of being blocked on fb


Adelaide probably hates me for today


I shouldn’t be spending this much on boxer briefs, but they’re worth it.


Good morning I miss Beomgyu


Yeah edc is this weekend BUT the Mexican pizza drops on the 19th


bestie is ur arm okay


Idc im considering myself tatted asf now


2 days duty


if anyone would like to get me their gold collection, feel free to


wth Cedric !!!!!! what a pass


Why do ladies keep on making noise when having sex


my mood right now<<<<<the mood I wanna be in


Stop talking about the new animal crossing I want it sooo bad


Gcash giveaway rt rep done


shitting before dinner


Tinie shotakazu barely reaching Tomo’s waist


Slept through my 6 am alarm hahaha


the convo about Mary at the end of this week’s RHSLC episode feels uncomfortably staged


lrt yule vibing since he know hes getting his alt this year


Been stepping outside my box and getting comfortable with the skin I'm in and I loveeee it here.


I was in a stinker of a mood today but one of my residents just told me I was his favourite and my heart


genuinely enjoy talking on the phone?! i could never.


her_c0mstrouble just subscribed to the stream!


Haven’t Got A Haircut In 2 Months


How is it that so many people mistake my name for Isaac, I get it's similar but still very different


Please help. Any advice on making emotes?? I've never made them before so I'd like some some tips and any ideas that would help me out. It would be very appreciated.


Switching from Samsung to Apple soon but can't decide what to get and don't wanna get stuck in a contract if the phone is bad... iphone 13 pro ? or iphone 13 pro max ? If you have one of these phones pls lemme know if its good


First kernel gotta pop tonight


A past good relationship with someone isn't a green light to allow or acknowledge them in your life after a horrible event they done Forgiveness isn't approval of their actions or permission to stay This is your life , your relationships , keep good around and bad away


My Feet So Swollen.


brand new day, let’s get this bag


// (ooc) My mom put on The Outsiders, I don't need to cry rn, Mother


Crying in between clients


My heart is SO full. On my walk one of the little neighbor girls left her scooter, ran over to me to say hi and tell me all about her Soccer career. She’s like 3


shawty do me one favor and the whole world is yours


Your salary is someone's tithe..be humble always


They had to give our ppl poison just to dim our shine


Yb just ate durk right tf up!!!!


Has anyone on Twitter already written that it is cold outside?


A busy day in the Lewis household. @thebodycoach PE lesson (wish I had the energy of my 6 year old!), a great Microsoft Teams group tutorial with Level 6 #youthwork students, further phone & online student support during the day, & an early evening cookery lesson: shortbread


Happy birthday @user I hope you have a nice day!


I literally just left my bestie house & now I’m bout too call her for no reason cause now I’m bored without her


Take me back to when I was in a rooftop swimming pool watching over the Dubai skyline at night


When you're feeling good, write letters to your future self. This can help you see the positives in life if you’re ever feeling down! And it helps to show you how far you’ve come!


I can’t believe I’m at the cinema after 84 years


"House" is unbelievable


This season everyone gonna be a PSG and a Laker fan


Rance “she broke her arm. But her whole arm didn’t fall off don’t worry”


and for my next trick i will waste countless hours teaching myself after effects just to be absolute DOGSHIT at that too


Cut my hair 5 weeks ago & it’s already grown back


if my supervisor thinks im gonna dedicate my full time into this thesis theyre WRONG


good morning, i have a major math exam today and i suck at math so wish me luck ig?


It stinks being an essential worker during all this. At least minimum wage goes up $1.00 once the new year starts


Trying my best to give these front desk workers at this Wyndham the benefit of the doubt, but $0.10 on the dollar would also be nice.


I’m hype Bobby home


Welcome to Digital Dior @user


Do y’all ever pause a YouTube video at a point where they are doing a goofy face so you gotta rewind to another point cause you can’t leave them like that? I only do that with women. Men can just sit there with their dumb faces


For The Love Follow One Of My Bosses @user He Follows Back


//what I send some of yall some money for Christmas as a gift of my appreciation to you all- Like venmo or cashapp-


I wanna watch the live tomorrow for the black swan performance but i’m in school at that time like UGHDJSOZJXJDSKRMS HECKING TIME ZONES Y U GOTTA BE SUCH A BITC— ahahah i’m ok


i should just give the nice guy a chance


i made you feel special and I should've felt the same cause I had you by my side how could I have been this way?


HOT TAKE: Little Critters would mid diff Uniqua anyday!


actives check, reply


pretty girls are the ones who suffer the most


If you received a USPS tracking number & it hasn’t updated yet please be patient. USPS tracking system is currently down but your package is still in route. Check back by the ending of the day. Sorry for the inconvenience


There’s this white man named Ron on tiktok …listen I just wanna have a conversation


Should I get the Foam Runners


I'm taking some of my summer outfits to Vegas too! Only got to wear some of them once anyway


SOON AS I FEEL LIKE I’M CHASING YOU I’M GOOD LUV ENJOY


Today, our Talent Acquisition team members Monique Henriques and Rabia Gandhi will be at @user career fair, booth G6! Alumni, job seekers in the area, folks that are just curious about Dartmouth — pop by and say hello! We love meeting new people.


hi check out my carrd pls ik its bad but i tried


Trying to hash out childhood trauma is hard. Because on one hand my mom taught me such wonderful things but on the other hand she is toxic as hell


Peacock deserves to lose its subscribers after this one.


Mfs be married telling me not to get married


can’t wait for thursday to read all the blonde takes


WHEN YOU END UP WITH BETTER TICKETS THAN MOTS TOUR


anyone know where i can get a long maternity dress for my baby shower SEND HELP PLS


My piggy better pay my rent this month, because I am deserving and he serves to please me


Wow gangs of london doesn't have a season 2


my sister rlly don’t sleep on shit she a go getter fr


Idk why being FB official is that important buuut it is


Ma's and Da's posting their kids exam results on social media. Monty python, Monty fuck


12pm tomorrow


Changes afoot at the office. I went and cleaned out my desk last week in anticipation of new office location later this year. About 90% done. Need boxes. Guess I better order some stuff online so I get more boxes.


chapter 15 of nghyb is probably gonna be out tomorrow!! ill also be publishing another wip of mine on thursday most likely


Niggas got you poppin bitches lookin dumb dumb


They so quick to announce these vaping deaths, but God forbid someone die because they’d smoke 2 packs a day.


so many websites that my mom is logged into on this laptop that i can expose her for like flirting websites. i can literally make my parents divorce faster, i have that power


shinoa's sister is what????


Corey Dickerson's veins though


Spent the last week at my boyfriends house & now I'm home and lonely


This seed of mine love spicy food but I don’t like the way it burns when it comes back up


THESE MFS SENT ME THE WRONG DEBIT CARD!!


Can't wait for Sancho to come back, we miss you man


Sister just went to urgent care with a fever


Why does every AU paint Jungkook in this crazy violent light when he is the softest baby on earth


Oh yea I’m thankful I’m always up


my brother, who lives 2 hours away, texting me “where are you?” me: “…out?” him: “I’m at your house”


I can’t wait for the day my birthday doesn’t remind me of how little I’ve achieved


In this area we have Micro Climates. Usually, in the summer it is hotter up here (2440’), cooler down the hill where the shopping is. Today – Just the opposite! Cool and breezy as I took the car cover off. Then 96° 12 miles away at the Acupuncture clinic!


I've got four levels left of #Crash4 ... I can now take my statement back that this game is easier than N Sane Trilogy. I feel the pain and I'm not even on Cortex Castle yet...


My dog wont leave my side


At this point, is it possible been on Twitter without seeing Elon Musk tweets


I made well seasoned breakfast potatoes this morning, ommfg


Ok so nowww I just wanna Lil friend


Email and j time


These days the thought of you is the only thing that makes me happy


i bought more skincare and plants


Instantly irritated


Having our own place hits different


11:11 i miss u lolol


I Want A Smoothie.. Strawberry & Banana


#Masks are super effective at virtually stopping the flu (CLI) but not stopping #Covid sonce it's still here with us, makes you wonder if they do anything at all


before these kids, i was pippin’ MY SHIT...this summer ima show you, AIN’T SHIT CHANGED


I fumbled the bag smh


Bottom line. I'm dangerous


.@AyeeTrain wanna carry me in Warzone? I can be the Tim to your Nickmercks


Heavy season


definitely finna cop a kobe jersey wear it for my bday


Not my professor calling me “the curly flower”


i want to foster and I'm not old enough and will need a stable job first...but that didn't stop me from panicking about whether I should buy everything before meeting them or take them shopping on the first day it's not relevant yet calm down


Trying to determine if I should stay or go on twitter. Never tweet much, prefer to listen. Then again I have always had selective hearing!


I played Love TKO 108 times & Come Go with Me 88 times year. It’s clear that I love some Teddy Pendergrass


feeling so not Y2K babydoll distressed dainty vintage skinny girl rn


ogata brings likes but my heart wants to draw hijikata


never wanna feel the way i felt on may 2022 ever again


I'm about to start dissing league players like I'm a Florida rapper


I want an elephant ear so bad


People who ask me yes or no questions usually are driven crazy by my "It depends" response.


guess who’s finally starting tower of nero


Piercings today w/ alex


Getting lots of sun and exercise the past week has done so much for my happiness and motivation. Hopefully the warmer weather stays


McElwain didn’t have dudes workout and Mullen fed them fast food


Y’all blame everybody but the stupid mfka that did something stupid


lmao @ me having a concussion & still being forced to go to work


Everybody is participating in competitive team shopping. One person stands in a long ass line, and their partner grabs crap and drops it off to teammate in line. FML, I came alone!


Am I the only person who gets anxiety while on a plane?


I dont care about numbers. Only fan I need is my man.


dont know what to contribute to the conversation rn


A thought to all these tabs left open on my phone in the hope that i will read them some day


Normal people: I have to stop eating so many cookies Republicans, the party of personal responsibility: Who keeps letting me eat cookies?


I actually like this Ivy Park collection. Houndstooth is always welcome


I will stop mavi spam for some technical problems.. Some minutes and I'll come back to bless your tl


rewatching Outer Banks just to see John B again >>>>


Lord forgive me, I know just what I do I'll take what I need and then I leave the rest to my momma and you And that tin roof cabin might not have been heaven But it's closer than I've ever been God bless an outlaw's weary soul I can never go home again


Wassup, You can do it!!! Next week is going to be the best! Have a wonderful week~


I goin join my friends n be a gf this year yes


Good luck to everyone competing today!! Go get yourself a bag


Dora is the GOAT!


#AlphaHour den I dey crave for soakings .. can u imagine? We join later after the food


i’m tired of people blaming us for everything


i wanted to dress cute and it’s raining


wtf Anamnesis made Dias kinda


Silent Jealousy


Even mount dey score goal


Tored and my back hurts


Don’t underestimate the power of girls union


Sushi for lunch was a good choice


can y’all chill with these unfollow sprees i’m losing enough followers as it is


my new mattress topper is a GAME CHANGER


& to my ladies don’t ever let a Nigga treat you like you ain’t pressure cos baby you is big pressure baby let him know you ain’t mf average & he better act like he mf know if he want less he better go get less prrrrrd


My word Olivier


It’s so hard to stop cleaning once you start


Do people know that’s the gloves they have on can still transmit the virus if they touch it then there face


my mum just told i totally got it wrong and now i really doubt my perception of things


Lucked up on a Millennium Tour ticket today


I can be so damn hard headed


I was just minding my own business and got my lunch for #FREE! Thanks @user #LoveYa


Doing a trail for a new job today. A little nervous, but more excited than anything to start something new


No bro I’m fine it’s just anxiety killing me slowly


As I was changing and getting ready I noticed my ab line again (small but noticeable) and my stomach wasn’t bloating


Christmas themed giveaways all month long starting tomorrow!


Oh. Severe thunderstorm with tornado potential.


as a mediocre and not-so-competent worker, i'm going insane to handling the reality. not only about the system, also the people.


Onsite


Overthinking and missing.


I hope I'm not just a cum rag to you guys, but also a friend


I want some hot wings, extra wet and crispy. With carrots and ranch on the side


Intro to the Madhouse Act II tomorrow


Can I get my college degree already


2 more weeks until my summer courses are over then I get 2 weeks free until my intense fall semester starts


Give Them 50ps. To The Homeless.


Chelsea are allowed to bask on their W tonight and dream about winning the UCL but also remember Bayern and City are still in the competition.


It's not 11:11 but my wish didn't work when @DonnieWahlberg tweeted. I need that kind of hug where someone holds you together while you fall apart, but now I'm willing to just take a day that isn't shitty. The funeral is Friday and I am emotionally exhausted and need a break.


People really get it twisted, excelling means your reaping the rewards of your hard work but it also means there more hard work ahead, more sleepless nights and more grafting to ensure you maintain an go further. I haven't had a day off in 5 weeks


People are scrutinizing Vanessa for calling Meek out? Who fucking raised these people?


Gd night Twitter


Them pics I sent was a lil pressure


Never quit on ya plans


I love looking out my window and seeing little sail boats on the water, it’s so calming. Reminders to keep going.


I swear rave bitches be weird af


I too need sleeping pills because of 12 Minutes


W-2s jus landed in my hands


i’m probably gonna be really pressed when i come back from mexico


hungry for dinner but dinner is in the slow cooker for three more hours


Here at the Bridge, we all say now and forever #NoToRicketts


Want to understand the impact of the NCAA One-Time Transfer Rule exception for men’s and women’s collegiate basketball and its ripple effects?


All this Giroux talk makes me think tampering isn't a thing


Just like to say thanks to Nicholas Parsons for the many years of enjoyment he’s provided


$200 Miami heat gonna win


I remember I used to excuse the things a nigga would say when they were mad, drunk, frustrated, etc. Now? No, you gotta stand on that shit baby.


Idk bro, me? I’d take that personal


pretty face, pretty heart


I’ve been unfollowed by @brittanyrennerr by far the worse thing that’s happened to me this year


Today was supposed to be a good day w. Happiness & whtnot .. instead .. Truths that hurt like hell .. but ukw I’m fckn GOOD


Aaron Judge is handsome


the fact that the last words of the seven husbands of evelyn hugo is my wife


So... I’m actually addicted to the pacific cooler Capri suns... yeah... it’s a thing


What a good morning again. Comeback on Aug 26


Who is actually stay up for that bowl game?


David Ortiz first ballot


I most definitely could’ve gone to the gym today, but now I don’t have and time.


if u have a pool at ur house and u dont use it u need to give it to someone who will


Blessed that I’ve never listened to Joe Rogan’s podcast


A Twitter nigga got me in my feelings, I'm low-key hurt


want to get really high and watch Norbit


im hoommeee


My last day at Walmart is in 2 days


I was knocked out and didn’t wrap my hair


Homegirl you are the red flag still obsessed with him 3+ years later


Was gone leave & shoot back home to Ville today.. but ima wait til tomorrow


Hoping shop has the hot rod glider


If you like adrenaline rushes, come take a ride with me in my car


She said bae u sooo nasty


I wanna go to Billie’s hte Concert again


I’m sorry, Hanta who?


my problem is that i always want sum sweet


Can anybody please tell me where I can watch Spider-Man far from home?? I’m extremely tight on money rn and it’s not on Disney+


Nobody said it was easy It's such a shame for us to part


Vegas is so nice


Roseys commiting food crimes


How long til people start panic buying now all roads in from the east are cut?


Go follow me on Instagram @ keepnupw_kay I just made this last week


lol some girls wanna be latina soooo bad


NEW BRAND HIW WE LIKING IT


Wasting time for no reason


Mao gyud ni gina tawag na "we had the right love at the wrong time"


big tall ass


Stream ‘Boss’ & ‘Holy F4k’


22 January 2023


Have y’all ever when through old pictures and just be like wtf am I doing in these pictures


Okay I need to get my ass off Instagram been on too much


$OTRA the float itself is a meme. Holding over night


For those who can;t read the NY Times Op-ed on how to stop #COVID19 sooner wit less death and damage to economy, this thread contains the article in full


Mad cravings for some chili cheese fries today


I know you fucked her on the counter right before you cooked her dinner. I know you think about me when you kiss her


Tomorrow I’m building a database of 1,000+ #nocode tools! This is a collab w/ @user Reply below, I’ll DM you the link


I got sad and ordered cupcakes, now I’m sad and in bed eating cupcakes


I give out enough discounts. You can bully or guilt me into anything ladies. I’m 10 of em down in this here business I been running for about 9yrs now


I'm normal now . [ Starts playing Mitski ] I'm fine .


“for the past year or two, ive been getting headaches before typhoons & my reaction level to changes in air pressure & pollen has increased. i realized how the moon phases & climate changes affect my mental health” hikaru often saying this shows how bad it has gotten for him


I almost started crying in the middle of my spanish class because I was so lost, how fun


like this tweet if you think proshippers are disgusting and need help


Life is not about money. It’s about love and I love money...


Maybe, just maybe. Good morniing sa inyo.


People be thinking I rewatch my beloved shows bc of the sense of security it brings but really it’s bc I forget every important sequence that ever happened so it’s like I’m watching the show for the first time ever and I get to relive every high


How to be effortlessly thin and beautiful?


Ima hit in Vegas this weekend watch


But look . These bitches can have you . Ill never good against myself for no one & that CINDY had a Bentley


Sadly working in something that makes me happy but brings me no joy, if it gets taken from me, I won't feel like I'm dying. Que triste es hacer algo que no llena


So y’all just decided the pandemic is over. Imagine how tired we are.


When I can’t find help in a store, I just call the store and tell them what aisle I'm on


my dad literally greet me just rn but its already at the middle of the night here and probably morning there time difference


Falling out of love is hard Falling for betrayal is worse


I've missed party rice, live band and after party vibe.. chai I dont think I'm a Nigerian anymore


Girl why every body doing Promo on Twitter rn? They all got the same alarms


What zeeeeee fawk


I love having smooth skin and no stretch marks….. oh wait


i want perez hilton to block me


I like my gal face south and her ass north


Waiting for something to happen to change everything


just ordered a rescue pop vinyl because there was only 4 left in stock


Idk what I want to do for my daughter birthday I need to start planning now


wouldn’t mind dying right about now


So happy my AirPods died in this room rather than Oloni’s


My kid sees me as his personal pillow and punching bag


Turtle neck season


wow 600 of u willingly follow me...that’s crazy


Some people say fb is drama but I’ve seen plenty of evidence that people are starting to take that over to Twitter! I hope not! I like it here and don’t like catty drama at all so hope it doesn’t get like fb bad


Flame Monroe that girl


I just went to the store and the “I can make your hands clap” song was playing and I couldn’t help but hear the gachi version in my head


Looks like Celtic have signed a new striker, Oh…literally


when i walk in the room i can still make the whole place shimmer


Stream was not good in the beginning because The Sims was a hot mess. I need to do a repair but I switched over to Ooblets and the stream was smooth from there. Thank you to everyone who came by!


We are not having a very good day. And Mom yelled at me


Broke a nail. Gon' glue it back on before I see my man because I gotta be put together.


My food came out bomb


I just wanna settle for a 1bd & bath apt but instead I gotta look for a 3bd house w/ at least 2baths, a basement & open kitchen & I’m shooting for a least a parking space on the premises


Tired of my ear being stopped up due to allergies


1/3 exam


How did we lose an s&d when we were 5-0 up


Any cumdump taking loads at St Giles Hotel tonight?


Work is kicking my ass. I was reviewing floor plans today and I need to refresh my memory


1 month until i finally close the deal on a new place with the love of my life


morning filipino people


I can’t listen to sh*t when my lil cousin in the car. She be like, “they said a bad word, turn it off” yes ma’am


Music play a big role in our daily and some of these little folks can choose what to listen to,so try always to make a better when you hit them studio.Thank you


It’s snowinggggg


i hope the person i’m dating success with me


so lucky to have @jamesblake instagram live. This man’s talent is insane and very much needed rn.


FOR THE NTH TIME, if you are going to claim your prize, send nyo sa @user (backup), nakalagay naman sya when i announced the winner na dun nyo isesend hehehe tenchuu


The way these narratives are created is amazing. Like u ranting on twitter when u can be collecting checks with books. Stupid asses


But until then mommas needs a drink


ayee finally i got xiao's namecard


I miss being told “I love you!” from a romantic partner


Are you Scotland in disguise...?


Learning new skills has a good example tonight. A molecular biologist is now a geologist. Acche din, Thambi.


my past relationship fucked me up i be thinking everybody the same


STAY TUNED: Loading new designs onto Mt Juneau Stickers!


“That’s my girl” said the deli crush today


Had lunch & now im in agony


y’all not finna love on big girls now that it’s getting cold out


smile and scroll


im in PA


Iheanacho...! In March, 2020. Breaking > Rohr invites Musa, Iheanacho and 21 others for AFCON qualifiers.


thinking about woman callmecarson what the fuck


WHALLOP


This twitter update is horrible i don't like it being divided into two tabs


Lord, help me this day


Finally the much needed 1st wicket


I wish I would see that broad back ass dancing man in any restaurant I’m at, “uhhh, may I speak with management? He’s disturbing my dining experience”


Rip the shut out


Flowers don’t bloom in one night


Hair and nail appointment today lashes tomorrow ima be twenty fineeee on FRIDAY


Ball hard for the days when I didn’t have shit


Can’t wait to hear Merson after this one


I flirt with 1 person and now I’m out of control


I like men old enough to be my daddy.


Still putting off the adventures in loft land, the space that time forgot and all things that could be useful get put 'just in case' and promptly forgotten about


Lovely turnout tonight! Great to see new faces


Don’t ask me to play step-momma. Fuck you and them children


I wish #Ophiuchus was recognized. I don't feel like a #Sagittarius and everything I've read about Ophiuchus sounds right to me.


hellooowww night all


$Matic 40


Absolutely diabolical service from @user Ipswich, looking forward to leaving reviews for this branch, dirty car, warning lights flashing & cracked A frame window screen, change your mind on allowing returns within 7 working days, you guys need to sort this branch out


nine of cups & ten of pentacles.


Hum-diddely-dee


my parent’s ability to gaslight me works every single time


Freddie Stroma is such a fine, fine man


Zoe & Lavon have the best platonic relationship


can big hit put subs on txt episodes cause


Vote, beautiful people!


When the pen smears on your hand you know you just wrote down some solid ideas on paper


after 15days im free


Americans would rather spend hundreds (sometimes thousands) of dollars multiple times at Disneyland for *vacation* than invest that money in Disney stock or take an actual vacation. Don’t shoot the messenger


Oh F!! Rip my gajillion open fic tabs why stupid broken phone WHY And my pic sorting albums? All gone! F! Kept my Duolingo streak though


First off, y’all knew it was going to rain. Just go ahead and call it


5 Carrd templates in 3 weeks. #NoCode Find all the links here


I think I have ptsd from my accidents I be so scared to drive


Haven’t hade no milk in MONTHS


i just wish some people delete my number and never contact me again


I’m tired of this weather changing so drastically. My poor nussy can’t handle another sneeze.


My daughter starting this “I want my mommy” talk anytime I make her mad


Just put TV on and 'SAS Death Squad Exposed' is on. Why any single person should be surprised at the British Army killing & covering up killing unarmed combatants in Afghanistan or anywhere else is hardly a surprise, they've been doing it for centuries!


Of course the only storm in a couple of weeks comes while I'm working and unable to watch it... at least I'm not as broke anymore


God I think I can hear them work on my car and it sounds like a dying banshee


Didnt transfer in Rapinha and he score ffs


i love hollywoo


cant wait to see what harry’s gonna wear tonight


I feel like "being late to my own stream" is becoming a streamer struggle for me (as of late)


Fuck you to whoever says Cane’s is better than chick-fil-a !!


Those nature valley granola bars need to come with an ashtray!!


Okay listen, the magnetic hijab is sooooooooo WOW?!!! Idk who's copy who. i might just buy it bcs its very convenient!!! Kang beli kena label support brand tu pula en hshshshs i will just buy it without looking at the brand


My kids are off the charts today.. and I’m ready to lose my damn mind


Oh my days! Phil Foden take a bow son


why someone take their rolls royce to the gym


Hope they break up fr so when they get depressed they don't say a word


One thing my grandma gonna do is ask me a million questions about other people’s business


mann that Alfredo that I made yesterday, is still bussing today!


It’s time to discipline myself with my weight, intake & skin


Feel like its time to relocate…again


It's the kind of hot where you sweat in the shower


guess who has no self control and is watch haikyuu season 1 again


One reason I’m not cut out for being a proper football fan is I can’t help but feel bad for the people looking sad. France is my sweepstake team, but the poor German manager’s face


Everything is going to work out perfectly, so, so perfectly for me.


All this nepo baby stuff has me thinking of the time I received a DM from some dude after I published a Conversation article, decrying the nepotism of Maeve O’Meara (no relation to me) being my aunt. Apparently, all my success is thanks to her


I wanna fit the balls in my mouth too


First person to reply to this tweet goes on my bio


BBQ jerk turkey wings baked mac And cabbage


I got something for y’all on New Years


God please don’t let me fuck any dick that will bring drama into my life , problematic dick <<<<<<<<


I need a breakfast burger


Benny Weir can solo


watching porn is so gay. you're telling me you're watching a MAN fuck a woman?


These Runtz Hell Bruh


Gym tonight and work tomorrow


i had the fattest nightmare and i don't think i am capable of thinking normally again my brain is fried


Love a nigga who ain't scared to put his face in it


Personal...feelings tweet. Had an extremely positive few months, since starting at the Daily Star, and today was even more positive. For anyone sitting there contemplating whether or not they should take a chance on themselves, just do it. It will all work out for the best


damn a month really goes by fast when ur life is falling apart


i wanna get my friend something nice for her bday cause jah know she went all out for mine


"a commuters dream"


A lil gambling is fun when your with me


My skin glows differently this morning but I haven't had sex lately naman


When he doesn’t like your fake eyelashes but his neck is lowkey turning green


Since The Hawks are doing great job wth GTIs,i blv NPA can as well do good for human trafficking nd police wth man,woman nd child abuse. For traffick are taking bribe on th road for drink nd drive


omg DID THE NARRATOR JUST SAY “IMPALED”


Kinda like Bidens to big to fail with the banks


I did indeed faint Live now below


Bugger. It's Burns Night. I forgot the haggis


i see k's posts on instsgram and i can conclude that yes he would look great railing kim gaon


does any1 know of any small business that have cute prints that aren’t rip offs of another persons art?


I wanna ode but if I do ima be called crazy…again.


Going to book a solo trip


Walk #2 with my Frankie man was a success, well eventually


Some bitch rolled down her window to call me ugly. Lmfaooo that’s when you know you’re winning. Keep hating boo I know I’m the shit.


i really gotta stop spending my money on candles and body lotions


So we not getting a new COD in 2023, kinda expected it, due to the state of Call Of Duty Vanguard, it’s gonna be weird when we playing the new cod title and realise there’s no new cod til 2024. Hope the new cod will be better


keep screaming y'all


Idk why everyone loved Rana and Kate so much back in my day it was about Sophie and sian


I just want to be fucked and slapped is that so hard to ask for


Tired but thankful for my job


Banana nut bread, banana pudding brownies, my timeline is making me hungry


That one friend who watches only girl streamers and not even your own


I hate when socks get all twisted


feeling sick seeing all my oomfs tweeting about them being nervous for ticketing,, i usually love my oomfs but right now i really hate yall


.@joshgiddey with a triple double today!


I'll be ia for the rest of the day, going to my cousins graduation! Have a wonderful day/evening/night everyone and take care.


Just had the quickest turnaround on a job application. I submitted the application in the wee hours of the morning and just got the call for the interview.


Ready to put on some clothes badd ugh. Luv getting fly


Being a bottle probably is fun , but y’all act like it’s some sort of status


I can’t to get my lashes and feet done


chirp chirp! what a beautiful blue-green bird!


As someone who abhors conflict but simultaneously can feel extremely motivated to defend causes and people I love, I'm slowly beginning to realize this hellsite may not be the best for me


I be using my Twitter circle like a diary


These message requests are not it


stretch him and send a message


i almost died in the denny’s parking lot on february 20th but i survived


My Samsung Galaxy Tab S6 Lite is now unusable after Samsung decided to push out a forced software update. It is so slow that it struggles to open the freaken keyboard now. And forget about Youtube, that crashes. So yeah, thanks Samsung, now I gotta buy a new tablet


When you dislike someone so much you wish nothing but the worst for them!!


Planeteers hilol22allbless


Lunch was on shit today I ain’t like it


Forever shocked


Moe when tf they gon close my job


Ahem don’t let my boyfriend stop u from sending me money??? He need 2 eat too


Just made one of my world famous salmon smoothies


Im rebranding my fursona again lets do dis


hear me out y’all .. fried iced oatmeal cookies


Never trust people who will never take risks with you.


Ben Simmons be happy as shit on the bench


Aaaaaaah it's new @user book day


I realised that chebakia looks like a pussy


India love got bra name tatted im@heart broken


Can’t wait to go to a restaurant just to order chicken tenders


My manager said I came back from vacation hungry! Mf I’m just tryna run up these digits so this commission check replenishes what all I spent in Vegas


No purba hustle un hustler


i ain’t gone know who i’m texting


All the clothes I ordered were perfect this time


anther candle to blow


Left hand don’t need to know what the right doing


ice cream for supper bc i’m too lazy to walk to the commons on campus? sounds good to me


These niggas are stalkers bitch didn’t I just say I’m still noonie bitch GTfO


Currently working hard on my physical and mental health and haven't been feeling my personal art lately, but EVENTUALLY I really want to do D&D character commissions, and pet commissions


Brent -All mine


i may be ugly but at least i aint ugly


biggest red flag in a guy is literally if he litters


Don’t Wait Too Long To Tell Me That You Want Me


The fact that I have a mini getaway trip for the remainder of each month of this year is what I needed, maybe I won’t be sad this fall


Had a gr8 shift bc I was high off my tots on morphine


$ATNF the volume is what’s telling I think, people buying in


i need to finish something but my brain says, "OUT OF ORDER. BE BACK IN IDK".


waking up minutes before zoom or therapy calls


a nucleus contains a crouton, yummy


Penetrate, penetrate, all the simple minds!


Lowkey, he a clown, for real


So excited to use my air fryer tonight


Q and Potus did it. Zero delta.


i really just asked someone “are you died”


Gotta get some gumbos this week


Can’t wait to move in!!! The grinch is boutta be the only thing I’m watching


Lol you’re making a fanwar but you can’t bare with it. What a shame on you.


Getting a matcha boba tea ladies!!! YASSSS. No sleep tonight


#TonightVMTV If this was a @sinnfeinireland politician jay's talk about egg shells when its @FineGael or @fiannafailparty & Media


my gemini ass mirrors how people act so if you don’t like how i’m acting check yourself first


Check out the latest Unibet odds ahead of #LTFCvDCFC tonight


My mans truck is getting fixed, so i am car less for the next week or 2


Today i learned there was another name for Viagra and my mind is blown cause i had no idea


I seen a movie about these people stayin in a house right by the water an a storm came an took they whole house into the water


Time to see if I have the mental capacity to edit


Real talk though, I almost slapped the crack teeth off my family last week


i will never beg someone to be in my life.


next hairstyle bout to b hard..


I love having Chick-fil-A points


Tattoo Friday ekkk


roll the dice, take a chance


Just organized the whole laundry room / pantry so I could have a makeshift record cleaning station


I literally cringe when I refer to someone as my boss.


Big day in the household today.


I went from going to school to toting the tools


I hope you fuck how you act


6 Hours 2 or Grow God?


Maape ajodeta lgmt Hendy


what’s your biggest fear? mine is bodies of water


Ion blame ya I blame yo motives


Just woke up from my nap my sleep schedule is fucked


when jacob immediately hugged sunwoo


Perez you muppet


More than 500 individuals are participating in our Annual Conference and Day 2 in underway! Thank you to our workshop presenters: @user @user @user and @user And to today’s sponsor: SKA Marin


there was a gone girl cruise?? and no one invited me??


Marshawn nooooooooooo


The satisfaction you get from killing the same mosquito that has bitten you yeah...UNMATCHED loool


How many ‘young’ people read newspapers? They think they can run/influence the governance of the country.


my patience is reaaaaalllllyyyy being tested today


I’m making it a habit to share all the porn I buy and enjoy on my @user too because fuck- y’all are all so hot.


The Mancs are leaving the stadium early once again for the 2nd time Home and Away, can you guess when was the 1st


Anyways, robalang. It’s late


my mom made tamales im so excited


how did harry do a tour in 3 piece suits i KNOW that mf was sweaty lemme SLURP


Freddie's on deck for the Dodgers


u ever experience mind crippling depression and be like hehe how can i turn this into a silly tweet


Wiggins is so bad


I still ain’t pack for my trip yet & I leave Thursday morning


Love me a good #Bitcoin #BTC dump. I miss these bear market vibes, I feel alive again!


Euphoria come back on this weekend


my birthdays coming up soon what u guys getting me


Still haven’t recovered from this @user beat


I dont see anyone whoopin Petr Yan this yr


I be thinking about a rice cooker but im just one of those rare amazing ppl who cook rice perfectly in a regular pot


Holiday now So no Twitter.... though I'm weak so may clock in


I didn't schedule today's mental breakdown so this will be my bonus one for the month


I got a few loads of laundry left and I'm going to work on paperwork soon(remote was being used) so I'm working on some Sims to showcase @user #shrimpmas gifts


Can you believe I have 3 tests back to back tomorrow


Von Dutch was racist as hell but y’all gone buy the shit anyway


i love russ and hate the lakers


Homens sendo homens


Thank god I am in #bjp free state


No, YOU changed your seat to an aisle seat so you don’t have any awkward exchanges with strangers on the way to the toilet on a 21 hour flight


That "Singapore hottie"is a must have next week


7 corners in last 20 minutes, 0 corner in 70 minutes. Liverpool & Napoli e no go better for una


i have got asthma just like dom


Umm.. asking God how do I manage


About to just start paying someone money I don’t have to do things for me. Every time I am excited to do something my body decides I’m not gonna be able to do that. Can’t even do yard work. Wtf happened..


Why do I get so emotionally attached to films


i might not be guaranteed but i won't lose hope klee IS coming home


If you are asking people for constructive feedback about your product, you should be able to receive just that and not only be fishing for compliments actually


shiny hair


I've been playing hitbox for two months straight now, and played on stick the other day. Now I never want to go back to stick


That fried egg sandwich I just made was elite!!


Want to make a list of my favorite mutuals and ppl I follow but also I don’t talk to some and don’t want to look weird


GOAAAAAAAAL Pulisic 2-0


Success is not the key to Happiness. Happiness is the key to Success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.


Going to have dinner with my parents and baby


I need my favorite LV bag cleaned


Salah and Mane thinking of Afcon already


Hey dopes and babies. GOD SPEED!


Rivalry united


Do u like him, or do ur friends like him


Looking forward to Folakemi's letter


I ordered a new I pad


Shill or drop That's the question


I would say you won’t find nobody thatll love you like I did but I know you such a honor somebody gone cherish


No Wizkid fc should have less than a thousand followers, drop your handles let’s connect


capricorns are spoiled by the other zodiac signs


Waiting for some good news today on PH politics. Sana naman


was about to tell aaron i’m almost ready to leave except for needing makeup and then i remembered i’m gonna have on a mask i don’t need makeup


I made my first friend in my new apartment building…and it was the 10 year old kid in the elevator who told me he had the same shirt as me


So today, someone told me that 'if you're done in the toilet, come outside' Like really??? Was I going to stay there and give birth?


A24 films is now my new favorite form of gender


I've lived 26 rotations around the sun as of today


Cole Sprouse is a different level of fine. I just like seeing him in movies


Looking for cold weather


Ask me what I do.. Say I’m bringing the TRUTH


Ain't no exposing me


If my Apple Watch tell me to breath one more time


Looking for Instagram managers! Instagram link in bio!


I’m happy my glasses were in his car n not lost


realizing i had the longest relationships w ONLY gemini moons


mercury ain’t been in retrograde in a while huh?


I’m bouta get some chipotle just to not eat that shit but I gotta taste for it bad


The person you’re wishing bad is another family’s hope! Please stop the hate…….


tryna see if u can handle dis ass


GINGER ALE IS NOT SODA, ITS MEDICINE


bro what is my luck I've been trying to update my game for the past hour and I've crashed twice and then my internet went out


Sweet December y'all


I need to make a YouTube channel on my life in texas!!! My life in a year its gone be a big difference


Moltres came up to me and jumped on my shoulder


i have CRIMINALLY underrated abra cadabra


a sinner whos probably gonna sin again


I’m tryna get my child to do something that doesn’t involve climbing on my shoulders . I told her to draw sis came back in 5 seconds asking me to make her an airplane


Junkyu, I love you


Nothing I hate more than when I start cooking and realize I don’t have everything I need and have to run to the store


I can’t believe it! I got the job


I'm thiccer than all of you Not sorry


Heard there's snow back in Utah. My heart is missing home


Death Penalty or Justice ain’t served


When you text one line sentences to a person and they hit you back with a whole ass paragraph


nrrys and zrrys tweet without censoring names and jump on lrries whenever l and h names are together on a tweet we don’t consider their solo careers


I’ll feed you to the wolves if u don’t talk to nice...


The video of the huge baby cracks me up, but terrifies me at the same time because I know mine will be big too.


Shalewa and Femi should I ship?


I’ve been tryna work on my patience but it’s not working


Let’s be very clear about what democrats define as voter suppression. Illegals voting. Which, not only vote, but have been caught voting multiple times with fake IDs.


Southgate, you're the one, you still turn me on Football's coming home again....


The run & workout I just did


On This Day March 24th 1996 Coca Cola Cup Final Leeds 0 Villa 3 #Avfc


twix cookies & cream... whut


I'm supporting Billy Gilmour, but I want Newcastle to win... Not sure if that makes sense


Bad day today, felt confident till i missklicked a graveyard in gamestars, was tilted after that and lost in the deciding game a good mu and then i faced a hc. Thanks for helping @user


a better mental health in 2023, amieen


Is there some kind of addon I can put on my PC that automatically mutes my mic when other people are talking. No reason why I'm asking


There is something about that 'Choir Effect' Asake brings to any tune, i dont know how to explain it but its Therapeutic


i don’t wanna say ben platt looks old in the dear evan hansen trailer but


Why am I still on WebEx?


My card still didn’t come in


I need my mutuals back to find him


Big jelly just land ina my back...buy "pain" ina cashpot


Anyways can’t wait to watch Kennedy get ass fucked in football


Ion feel like going in the house yet


Top of the league same games played.


mmm feeling like fish tacos might be on the menu tonight


Do you think we'll get another iconic kibum Halloween costume this year


ow i hvnt usd super glue n liek ovr a yr n completely 4got tht itll burn the skin off ur fingers


the bastards banged on my door again today!!!! Let me see how many times has this happened in this hell hole? 5 or 6, not counting being harrassed by two young bucks, jocks...I hate this place with every fiber of my being!!!!!


'ight ,, time to cry


Can’t wait to see my God Daughter in the outfit I got her


Hold her hand in public and backshot her in private


got talked into buying selena gomezs new foundation and she did the damn thing with that foundation


Should i stop sending positive videos in the morning? I don’t even get a thank you


Believe me or not ! I have a superpower


I wanna take a walk or go to the park when I get off work


Babies really are a blessing from TMH!!! #KNOW


26 years of living.


A life of abundance. Lets get it


Bring Mookie to Houston


You Don't speak for us ×3 #theboys: What Homelander could have done to those large mass gatherings


The glock like to leave hickeys


Ah, #Florida’s afternoon summer storms. Perfect excuse to not do anything after work.


Sending out invoices is such a wonderful feeling


gaduh2 Chelsea Leicester


my body is sore.. but the more the merrier.


Trust in the lord w/ all your heart & lean not to your own understanding


Fuck your opinion, nobody asked you


need a peanut butter cup rn. should i go to target and get discounted candy


VP Kamala Harris has a nice ring to it. 2021 is going to be start of something great.


Let him in Gen Pop


Aaah the old sneeze after putting mascara on chestnut.


i’m still sick i had a seven leg parlay and only six hit


Americans are not as intelligent as they once were. We know more stuff, but the internet had made us lazy and likely lowered our IQ. You don't need a poll to come to this conclusion. Our standards have lowered. I'm American, so I can say that


I really hate disappointment..sorry won't just do sometimes


riding you from the back. it’s a must see site


Who wanna /.\ camp out at Stratosphere Friday night


fake scenarios at 2am : open


i wanted to make a weeekly edit but the lack of clips i found


These oldie but goodies


Something wonderful is happening to me right now


Always retweet @user 's CEO RYAN LAI. Love anyone who isn't afraid to quote himself. That's my kind of life philosophy.


The trends right now


$AMC Game gets easier when you start viewing this as a really good paying savings account.


There's nothing more important in this entire universe than ur relationship with ur family


I received the rest of my engagement pictures, I can’t wait to go home to download on my computer to post


We want to see your Back to the Future DeLoreans! Share with us below


bitch i know my worth ha hoe, you can't clown me


Aw I didn’t feel like going to chipotle by my job . Tell me why tf I order Uber eats and the nigga walking


Marie gone be looking different come May


Realize that I like you, I don't like anyone more than you


I don't understand people why they hurt us so much


I gotta whole new man sir


Just read a post re Covid declaring some people ‘misery addicts’ and never has there been a better description


it’s always “wyd” not “wanna recreate the boat scene”


Texting me might be boring, but in person me a different story when I’m comfortable with you


the forgetful summer effect is temporary and i am falling victim to far too much blunt reality to be able to maintain. have already re entered the suicidal dreams era what next i wonder


I wanna thump this lil girl next to me for being so loud


Dirty ass, dusty ass bitch, you got pink eye


Question for ya’ll #Fortnite players. What game mode do you play mainly?


Rewatching Demon Slayer


release presale info rn bitches


Dans 3 jours c’est mon anniversaire


Sneak dissin me that’s bad 4 yo health.


Today was 1 of those days, I just felt tired of everything. Like I wanted to leave my all my jobs, friends & family, start afresh some where else, far away where nobody knows me. I talked to a professional. I prob shudnt tweet this bt my point is, there’s nothing 2b ashamed of


I GOT THE JOB BITCHES


Every head for words may god have Meier and him forget ness


5 days till I’m out of this sh*thole country


I’m really messed up today. I’m trying to hold onto the tiny piece of metaphorical thread left but it’s proving to be really difficult


if i find that onlyfans gay who made me create a gay Twitter account at 15 to post thirst traps….


Tex HATES mushrooms so while we're quarantined separately (he's still mildly symptomatic and I want to be able to go back to work as soon as I'm negative and not spread covid germs around) I'm cooking ALL the mushroom things!!


i'm trying to move on from my pcd now 'cause my loads are piling up. i know we will meet tubatu soon and this is only the beginning.


Facebook memories itu emang yaaa


Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up


Hopped on the tl and there’s drammmaaa


Fuck you if you’re voting for trump


OFFICIAL LOOKING FOR MOOTS POST!!! Please like/retweet/follow if you love ATLA/TLOK Steven Universe She Ra Sonic: The Hedgehog Hazbin/Helluva Boss My favorite Avatar ships are Maiko, Korrasami, Wuko My other ships are Connverse, (SU) and Seamista (She Ra)


tell me I’m not the only whenever I wanna listen to cherry I always end up typing coucou


Everybody round me family, we’on do recruiting


I just wanna know if A Boogie even has 100 hours of music


My dreams does continuously hit me for six oui How I go dream I have a whole room full of Tonic Water & wake up to pour a gin & tonic & have no tonic in reality? MC


Gotta love/hate relationship with love


When ppl know they did you wrong. They avoid you


I’m sad Ezukanma isn’t playing tonight


Hopefully it’s extended, I’m taking myself on a date to buy books


Bitch I do major shit


Got ghosted by two humans, who is living life like me


man wtf instagram always take a nigga live cause I post a lil bitty ass weed never again


Soooo who wants to watch me play Monster Hunter Rise Friday


My mortgage application got approved


Today is movie repeating day.


Oh yea it’s ova wit


Riding the tip and watching him bugg tf out >>>


Back, biceps, and 30 min on the stair master


You ain’t playa unless you can tell yo nigga/bitch about another nigga/bitch & they still fwy


*opens Twitch stream, watches 30 second ad before able to view* *watches stream for 20 seconds* *full screen ad break, 1 out of 6* *closes Twitch app* Fantastic experience


Got a new Cologne vandag


The bookies have won 2 times, I’m coming back heavy


Cairo bit me. No pets for him now


Call her Harry the way she spit on my Pine


I don’t even tweet this much ... but I’m trying not to fall asleep and this is the only thing helping me


friends w rollo printers! my printer is currently only printing one label + continually running blanks. wondering if anyone has had this issue?? or if anyone can help? thank u in advance!


I wanna fuck I know u can tell how I’m kissing you


My first day of my 4th year teaching is tomorrow


I dont care about other. But for me .. Henderson starts and his england team wins. lol


$ACST


Wht if I became one of those people who change their pinned tweet to match their layout,,,


what if.... i go back to the psych ward


just washed and moisturized my hair and I’m feeeling good


Just got word that one of my stories is being held for consideration and advanced to the next round. Fingers crossed!


working on this new project is a little bit like working with really stiff clay. The shape is there and at certain angles I can see the vision, but each writing session is a slow scrape towards progress and more often than not I walk away wondering if I've ruined it


Catching up to Titans


I love that my friends are drama free and chill. Bless Unuh


Insta really listens to ur conversations and has no shame about it anymore. Like “hey we heard ur one convo an hour ago about swimming with manatees in a spring and we really think you need to look at this deal”


Survived a stomach flu; never eating subway ever again


maybe I was stupid to keep hoping


You gon need me before I need you


Men gossip just as much or more then women idk if it’s a new thing or this been goin on cause my uncles & old heads don’t gossip like men today when I’m around them


Got these brows tamed finally


I’m down with cough & flu. Honestly, I think my body is reacting badly to return to work mode after a 4 day CNY weekend.


Hungary should simply score come on don't be shy


I'm 1558523 images old.


The strangest experience, in a pub in Bangor and I was the only one singing the anthem


i love love love my son but it’s time for a daughter


Wine straight off work


The thing about me is I get horny and wanna fuck on the spot


diddy daughter is so gorgeous she look like a baby doll!!!


Sabonis and Booker snubbed


I found my new nail salon


another day in which i stay mostly in my room bc i know no one in this house likes me besides my girlfriend


Flogging a dead horse at our expense, while unenhlizyo esebenza ngama-battery....


all that sounds amazing .


my mom won’t let me play too many nights at full blast in the car, she doesn’t get it


I’m anxious as hell


Why do people act like keeping a private and low-key life makes them different from other people? You don’t have to say you’re private and low-key. It should be implied based on the way you move


It's Giving Tuesday! The day where we collectively prioritize giving to others in an effort to better our communities and the lives of the people within them. Learn a few effective ways to donate this year. A thread


My whole entire body is aching like nothing is helping


Who’s rich and wants to buy a neighborhood in Bloxburg


I can tell that a movie or series is really good if it can make me cry


Praying for Tiger Woods positive outcome from surgery


actually so buzzin that i get to drink in a proper pub tomorrow for my birthday with my favs. Most emotional birthday ever cause I’ve no been in the pub in like 4 months


I’ve learned more about PR in the last 5 years than in the 15 years prior. That’s how fast this industry changes.


Keep the enemies closest. They will teach you more.


Person: Where do you live now? Me: Norway. Person: Oh. Is that in the UK? Me:


Toxic humans -juice wrld


$INNO BEAUTIFUL


Put my VP on notice… 6 month countdown


when u order a chicken sandwich from chick fil a and they just give u the chicken


Nurse Millie


Season hasn’t started and UCLA is already pulling out with covid this is promising


I’m a slut for mazapan


Ayo people don’t regular call no more? It’s always FaceTime!


$NVAX PT lowered to $110 from $150 at Cowen.


NOW: South Carolina Supreme Court orders Mark Meadows to testify before Fulton County grand jury


I suck at texting come sit on my face after brunch & mimosas


Their energy is good so we feel what they are doing


Y’all. We have been in a pandemic for 9 months. Wow


human friend! it's stretch time!!


At this point I’m just gunna add me wearing a mask to my phones Face ID


That giroud and Werner combo tho


i should’ve had a couple more drinks


Baby I’ll Overdose On Birth Control Before I Ever Be Down 9 Months And 6 Weeks


It’s 2 years today since me and @user went to @CitadelFestival and I first discovered @cleopatrickband and I was trying to tell her to come watch while she was dying with the paramedics. @thebottlemen were also on fire that night


can’t wait to get my croc slides


Don’t call me daddy chrisean ruined it for everybody


I have a banana bread in the oven and the aroma hasn’t filled the kitchen... yet


"Lost in opensea" Cryptocurrency, NFT, What's it gonna be? Most of us think: "What the hell? Should I buy Or should I sell? All of this can give a fright But don't worry, Every answer will be right.


Virgin Mary I am


Yikes, poor Mason. Hope he'll be okay for Sunday


First day back at school and so far not so good. Please please please send all the positive thoughts my little ones way! This kid has got to get back to school even for an hour.


after a long day of hero work, i open the ua gc and am immediately smacked in the face with chaos. i’m sick and tired


new @user poppers ordered


who the hell decided to make english grammar so damn hard


Remember when we used to say that 2019 was a bad year? LMAO LOOK AT US NOW


I spend money to make emotions ease b***h now let me be


I know it’s only Tuesday but Friday can’t come soon enough! Lol


Not complaining cos I wasnt one to go out/socialize much, but it was nice having an option you know!


feel like i’m the only one who ain’t ever been to LA or Miami


pressure washers are not fun I am fucking soaked


Jordan woods needs to give that surgeon his credit!! Lol cmon ni!!


$HOFV just printing me money


well goodmorning, beautiful


mmm…she would stay for more money


I got my septum pierced yall


Don’t tell them your business just POP OUT


i will be putting up my christmas tree this week , so merry christmas everybody


This cake is delicious


man i can't believe i woke up just an hour ago


i’m a possessive toxic bitch and idc lmao. girlfriend who? wifey who? time to pump and eat your cum for me and then kiss your girlfriend goodbye for work


My helix piercing has been trying to heal for like 6 months, wtf


Call me French Quarter Papi


Can put 2and2 together easily


To go off of my adult Smart Thermostat purchase yesterday. Today's purchase of a 7-Die Green Translucent Dice Set today has the kid in me excited


Ima country ass nigga.


We’re going to be opening soon.... we’re just making the shop safe. We’re not quite ready to accept donations but if you would like to donate then give us a ring and we’ll arrange a time


not some "OT9" complaining that hiyyih is getting the lines she deserves, why can't u just be happy for her. you didn't complain when other members got so much lines but when it comes to hiyyih you have so much to say


And it they're not immediately thrilled, they're not worth your time . . .


Changed my flight to DC for tomorrow night instead of Thursday morning Why? Cause no one told me they scheduled me for a meeting Thursday morning


Name the largest organ in the human body


Republican senators introducing amendments to #cleanslate and completely missing the point


the @dominicfike slander on this app is nuts


All because a man ate a bat.


just did a retwist on myself for the first time. . . talk to me nice


only two periods for second second semester let’s gooo


I love my girlfriend an that but when she played Skyrim for the first time she chose Im*erial as her race and sided with the Stormcloaks in the civil war


Dear Lord, Hallowed be thy name, and hallowed be the sacrament between man and Your majesty. I ask that You please lead me not into the temptations of false salvation, or to heed and follow the words of lost prophets.


I love Irish names: Siobhan Aoife Ruairí Love how they sound nothing like they look.


Happy national boyfriend day: Today I commemorate what it was like to have a boyfriend and inshallah I never have another again


Crumbs yun guys "salamat koreaboo" hahahahahaha


lets hope that i survive this 6 hr trip to baguio with zero sleep


Ohio weather so bipolar bruh


This thing we got is crazyy..


Become an investor, study the market, stop spending and invest into your future.. if you don’t, you are missing out


Trying my best to teach students while my iron deficiency is doing it’s best to make me pass out.


Well... I made an OnlyFans