I loveeee Alba Botanica products. Omg, my skin be flourishing fr.


I need me a shorty wit a fat booty


The world is looking forward to switch over #5G and meanwhile in Karachi we’re facing 7-10 pm internet suspension.


wow if kk can lie abt vamps birthday than maybe i should lie abt mine


Something great is such a good song and then the end comes on


And now Robertson


Be telling folks he cut me off his scissors dull as hell


Them percs ain’t even real that’s fentanyl I wouldn’t even take that


Been workin on a new track called “Ingredients.” Tryna make Elaquent proud.


Damn it's only Tuesday but I feel like not doing a thing


just pulled a live mouse out of a biohazard wastebin


Treat me like a queen. I’ll treat you like a king. If you treat me like a game I will show you how it’s played


i genuinely thought i was losing weight and my mom told me i was getting fatter


$MSFT falling AH... and I don't even think it's the number - it's everyone getting ready for the number to be bad


As much as it sucks that I need to be going to work every day, I am thankful that I still have a paying a job


start tayo ng games 4:30 pm !! good luck !!


how tf did u pull up to the muthafuckin party and forget the perks


Praise God! I'm still alive


LMAO I HATE TOM DUMBASS HOLLAND PLS JSJDJFJFH


sad bc i can't listen to navigator on spotify


Watching Discovery in these 40sF temps makes me feel like I'm back in the early days of quarantine.


Emotionally exhausted, I wish I could just numb my feelings


Something about driving in Hialeah that lights a fire in my soul


cherry came on


I wana get fine and go out


Jumbo knotless it is


You ever click someone's profile and look down like 2 or 3 posts. Then forget you're on someone's profile and just keep scrolling, RT and like shit loadsa stuff like you're on the normal timeline? Yeah me neither....


It was too late, she ain't coming back


Call me Tony the way I’ve been having seemingly random panic attacks and almost passing out


its f 5am in the morning and i still can't get you out of my freaking mind


Me: I need to make sure my appointment doesn't interfere with my vacation Doc: Ooo where are you going? Me: Newfoundland Doc: I'm from Vancouver, and I have literally never heard anyone say they were traveling to Newfoundland


if i was able to vote in 2016 shit would’ve gone differently fr


i accidentally told somebody i was gone beat da fuck out of em today in the drive thru... i forgot to turn my headset off while talkin shit dayum


3rd Position


Didn’t you miss me like a day ago & now I’m unfriend


I was up from 3 in the morning to 5 am and I spent $400 online shopping


Credit score 757


Life is so up & down— I just can’t wait till hubby & I are set in our careers


I love to look at your photos while I sleep


Love makes the shy brave and the brave shy.


mozzarella sticks with ranch


May 25 at #WEF22 in Davos, join the conversation on 'trust and truth at a time of conflict' with @user from @user @nabihasyed from @user and @user @user To register, and to check the full lineup of talks from @Polkadot and @user


Got that body done & pussy still HORRIBLE


A bee flew up my shirt and stung me and on impulse I smacked it cause it hurt and now I’m crying because I killed it


The key to my heart is writing that check I might let you in


It feels good finally being productive again


Trop de fesses news dans ce pays


Hoping For An Out N Out Action Film


happy birthday @user ! live a little


Real niggas eat Fig Newtons


If someone isn’t interested in you it just means that you’re not their type. It doesn’t mean that you’re not still the shit.


UK is where i belong


So Atiku/Wike is confirmed


Today our website launches!


I’m trynna make the goosebumps in your inner thighs show.


Gained a lil weight since 2017


If you don’t want to get the vaccine because you don’t believe in science, just say that. Don’t come up with conspiracy theories.


hoshi ig announcement next


No winner of this Last Night lotto. Winning numbers: 4 ,12, 24, bonus 2. Next weeks jackpot is €20,500 and Match 3 Jackpot is €1,200. Thanks for your support. Tickets for next weeks draw available here


Some people are so dramatic for no reason


I wanna go back to New Orleans and hold the snake


I like how y’all know so much about the prospects like I literally went to the draft in 2018 to see the cute boys


hey @serpentwithfeet can we have ur waters of march soon?


enviando emails


Finally having gym buddies >>>>> Been meaning to get back into a more active routine, and what better time than the present?


Eating oatmeal with a fork. Happy Tuesday


omg i need to change my age on my carrd


Cyril hit us with a cliffhanger. He says wait until Thursday to hear what he says about the lockdown. This reminds me of the end of Bahubaali, when we had to wait to find out why Kattapa killed Bahubaali. Atleast this time it's just two days and not two years


Regretti x2


the difference between denial and desire


spend $30 or more & get a BONUS


Made a fake acc & all these fake sugardaddys made me angry


These nominations! #OscarNominations2023


Since Charles is at work and I’m on my day off and home alone, decisions for the meal for dinner will be on me and I always ran out of ideas. Good thing my mum is always on the rescue and she have plenty of meal suggestions.


I just had the craziest thought, would lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance


Maybe a new tennis


Time to update my bio.


I haven’t been so lucky, anytime I meet a lady, its either her rent has expired or her birthday is next week. But why me?


Why is everyone entering 2023 with a partner? Well, I guess it will be me and my five giant tubatu bebis against the year again


Watch me wearing al blue when I go vote


#RedRoseBBC How good is it to see Bolton represented on the big screen?


Nov 1: Waiter spots my Zcash #PrivacyIsConsent T-shirt and asks me whether I know about @user $AMP & @user building support for $ZEC payments at retailers!


Justice is finally served!!!! What a time to be alive!!!!


we going up jay


ADA NFTs are kinda fire


you gotta hurt some hearts in the process tryna get to the top.


Somebody always on dicks


finished catching up to jjk now back to minecraft


$TWTR aren’t people bored of selling this yet?


procrastinating sleeping with twitter but my whole tl is just steph bc all the europeans are asleep


virgins rise


E3 | Lot of clutch 2-out hitting in the 3rd! 4 hits for 4 runs to go ahead 5-0! #Flagship


Sometimes last year, I wanted to become intentional about my social media accounts and personal growth, but along the line I missed it.I was so concerned about the numbers of engagement and followers and trivialized the process of growth, development and impartation. A thread


I'm sorry. I was led to believe android keyboard used AI or something to guess what word I was trying to use. "He's all washered up" is what it thinks I meant to write. I wrote "washed" and it thoughed "washered" was a better word within the context of the sentence


I just witnessed a murder omg


Hehe fuck this hehe


ya'll think canute's birthday will be revealed?


Who wants to buy be genesis crystals for Jean’s summer skin


Corran a ver el doodle de Google


Praising people’s progress


Just accidentally typed "githug" into my search bar and now I'm thinking I might be on to something.


.@jaden can we please talk about the economic and political state of the world together??


I am working til 10:30pm tonight so I know my motivation will be gone by then, but will someone please WHOOP MY ASS if I don’t do yoga after work tonight


I have class today yes. It ain’t easy


Great my class is unimportant cuz my STANDARD 6 sister gotta use the laptop


am i going to pay $500 to get my teeth whitened? yes, yes I am


FT : Brighton 3-2 Manchester City Brighton pull of an amazing comeback against the new champions


Go getchu some money and gomd


In the body of Christ there should be no discrimination of any kind. I see no reason why we always want to make a big issue out of nothing. Christianity is a personal race, don't use a story of another to bring up a thousand other stories just to be heard or seen. If the church


In these 2 days i completed 2 seasons of MONEY HEIST


Finna light a candle and relax


I know it’s the best decision for the boy’s safety but i can't help being sad finally not attending the very first show


he’s an 8 but he always types in all caps ??


i don't want to see anything #ElClasico on my tl today


Don’t approach and ask for something when you’ve not even tributed.


I feel like I look like a nerdy bratz doll rn.


Life is so short in so many ways you never know when your time is up so make the most of it learn, grow and be free to do what you want to do. Be free my friend


#SAM: “the only reason i streamed today was because you guys needed lore, you guys needed to be fed” AWESAMDUDE IS THE ONLY PERSON EVER


I just want the neck nun more


Practicum sounds like it heavy


I hope Alison Morrison make it through or else us Nakers definitely gone be after her.


Ain’t nothing wrong with falling in love.. ain’t nothing wrong


The thing that makes me angry the most on FT is Roberto Firmino slander. Even his own fans are doing it now


Yooooo bisssshopppp


Every time the Dodgers win a game Joe Davis acts like they’ve just won the World Series.


Thanks @peterhook for another phenomenal @LlSTENlNG_PARTY An incredible selection of JD tracks. #Still Joined a few minutes late, but an epic choice for 1st birthday of #TimsTwitterListeningParty Hope to see you with the Light again sometime. Cheers @Tim_Burgess as ever.


arturo texted me with a joke


reply if u want me to try to draw u


One of my favorite bands is going on concert an hour away from me in the fall and I think I'm going,,, I'm so excited


He went to Houston, had a lil yea in Dallas, pero fell in love in Austin with a girl straight from New Orleans.


Gotta start installing wigs on TikTok so I can get sent free wigs


I want an EbiMayo Onigiri from Seven Eleven.


In 18 months, 2 rats can breed a million relatives.


Holy $GME


you find out when your exams are by looking at the syllabus, i find out by recieving canvas messages from studysoup elite notetakers, we are not the same


Chelsea have no excuse to not beat Villarreal tomorrow becx we are not Manchester United we are #EuropeanChampions


skip to my lou


Mya & Jaid I got you


some, rough, back to back misses for RJ


Went blonde let's go


Some of y’all have an attitude as if you’re more attractive than what you really are. Lol if you’re just “neutral” looking, stop acting like you’re the baddest thing walking the earth


Pls stop sharing that video of Takeoff. My heart broke hearing Quavo beg for help. I am sick that it auto played in my feed. Most of my knowledge of Migos is from my kids but I know he was Quavo's nephew, Offset's cousin, THEIR FAMILY. THAT'S SOMEBODY'S SON. #RIPTakeoff


Pink molly


it’s the chest pain for me…Rona has me sobbing


Gotta wait a WEEK to find out what’s wrong with my cat? FFS


Israelis/Zionists are so shameless


U Ever Had Sex Wit Someone & Had To Masturbate Right After They Left


I’m so mad I could spit fire like a mf dragon


Doctors really be tryna prescribe 800mg ibuprofens for pain like that’s actually gonna do something


Am the talling person in the office Such things secretly make me happy


Why do my stomach growling so loud in the lrt malunya


Exactly 14 days until Great Day/ Godde$$ Day


Starting "Song of the Deep" over. It's been so long since I've played it, never beat it tho. Didn't know @insomniacgames made it!


mb government’s insistence on forcing the economy and schools to reopen yet not stopping to consider their vaccination strategy as it stands does nothing to slow spread since most people working atm are ineligible to be vaccinated


my detox over it’s my birthday month ion need nobody telling me shit


We all have a funny stupid attitude when no one is around


Earliest I’ve ever gotten off


What are some of the best resources to REALLY dive into #JamStack ? Would love your response!


Not being American is really frustrating because they get EVERYTHING from artists whilst the rest of us in Europe get shit all or have to pay through the nose to import it. This has irritated me most my adult life.


I voted and it didn't take me all day either I like that. I was really in and out


why do people text me just to not text back


There be too many days in between games in these #NBAFinals


Feeling sad asf today


Avem shots ra


Knowing I’m not the only one who cries and has a melt down for no reason is comforting


SWITCH PRO?? :o if it actually comes out i hope i can get it and play


Jay said Attention Please is his favorite song nah okay that's my favorite song now


Midday stroking! I see no problems!


Ohhhhh Ravel


2022 I'm ready to see more life , more money & a better version of myself


I have training in 3hrs, i'm fuckeddd


Will save you all from a selfie from me but I've certainly enjoyed seeing all the fine faces that make up the community.


Araw araw loose streak


Why do easel boards cost so much? I’m thinking they should be like $15/$20… These things are $35-$150 wtf


opah sinto me tao awkward a falar com as pessoas


finished SG missions and rewarded tokens but I check my loot and I still have the same amount of tokens


Everybody always wanna go shoot some clays but nobody wanna bust out the ammo


I definitely need to finish my thigh tattoos because these ham hocks of mine gonna be out this summer


okay wait but what if they did a surprise oldie like AUTUMN LEAVES AHA


it’s my last year of high school and my last ever swimming carnival got cancelled cause of covid. not thriving


I’m really trying to figure out how this girl got my video off my story


What's up Twitter, it's TWOSDAY and I would like for it to Friday already. I hope everyone is having a good day!


Had a co worker scream and curse cause there was no coffee in the pot today


Someone take ebay away from me before I go broke


When Tommy Robinson fled the UK to seek asylum in Spain, why didn't the [B]ig [B]lack [C]vcks report on it, as they're now doing with migrants?


Farcelona forever


Expected #Bahubali, but got #Syeraa (Would be recieved well at home state & Avg to belowavg in other languages) I know #PonniyinSelvan is a great story with good Drama, but it relies mostly on holding audience for 3 hrs (which might be very difficult going by the trailer)


some a y’all gotta stop acting lonely cause imma use all my courage on people that flake when im on my way there. tia


Whiskey and bongo bingo on line


So is getting into the tech industry the new “become your own boss” wave on Twitter?


I just need someone that wants to take late night drives and listen to music with


Looking so forward to hiking, biking, and playing soccer later in the year.


He would pick a cop


1 like 1 splatoon peeve Gas me up


Dog... Autocorrect switching “U” to “I” Fucks up so many debates I have


i can only use this emoji to describe how i feel for these two days:


Me: Download mw2 pre download for the game. Goes to start the game, " download 49 5 gigs " to play the game. Me: Fuck I guess I'll play tomorrow. Gets on game, " 9.4 gig update to play " Me: FUCK THIS GAME.


Is there such thing as too much bleach??


I spot a dirty bitch on my timeline


Cutting in 20 days has really been humbling and struggling


It’s so sad that some of the people you term as friends,have bad intentions for you and they say it through jokes..like “it was just a joke” or “no roast no love” smh..gtfoh..people are so evil


me not receiving any christmas gifts this year felt very homophobic


Not dsurb..


Oncyber would be great if it actually worked well


I'd like to continue writing but my neighbor from downstairs thinks it's cool to play loud a folk music song over and over again


the urge to delete all my media


Being that I won't be back on booktube until probably May. Yes, may. What shall I do in the meantime?


movie and how we live screams the same vibe for their music videos but the difference is that kang daniel is richer in the latter


Alhamdulillah for another years. Happy birthday myself


I just seen my friend eat animal crackers..I thought you were vegan smh


If you work hard and have the patience everything will eventually fall into place


1st time seeing my baby on a ultrasound tomorrow.. im scared & excited at the same time


I got another five pounds of rhubarb yesterday.. Just finished stewing it up with a few blueberries to make twenty cups.. It's been a good year for rhubarb.. If it doesn't get too hot, I may get a bit more from the garden in a week or so..


Bout to get drunk af @ home and make tacos! Day off vibez


Also, we will not be accepting any gifts from her in the future as they come with strings.


Looking up what the difference in Visual Studio is between "clean and build" and "rebuild" and I'm just getting a bunch of people saying to just delete the "bin" and "obj" manually.


Eli actually scored on his championship and Luton debut. Love that from the big man


43 the biggest menace


brb i’m off to start a house of worship to find my political agenda and not have to pay taxes for it


No because now I’m stressed so can they just release the Bass Canyon lineup pls so I know it’s gonna be


pukinginang jhiro 'to, hilig i-roast si zhanelle anne JQHFHWHDHW I AM ALWAYS ENJOYING THE TEA OKAY BYE N GOOD MORNING EVERYDAY


Where's my Harry? Is he eating well? Is he drinking enough? Is he getting enough sleep? Is he washing his hands properly? How's his Quarantine going? I WANT ANSWERS @Harry_Styles !!


2021 will be a big year


Oh no, it seems like Kyuhyun's MV is not about two guys dating and then breaking up... I'm sad, I thought it was going to be like Seo Ingook and Jaehyun


Why tf Glock made all Gen4 pistols Law Enforcement Only now?


dream is active just to gain subs faster, that's the truth


WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN ALL 2023


Iyke is a man. You hate to see it


can’t rain on my parade


Thanks to Mj i listen to this shit everyday


Round 4 starts now! Come join us as we take on @user It's going to be a good game!


Talent is like car while money is like fuel, You need money to fuel your Talent


CHO great pass babe


is avocado toast even good or r u guys lying


SAMBA SAVES FROM NORWOOD


Oh @user , you’re out of your damn mind for not cancelling school today. Everyone around us is closed. We have 2 allotted snow days. USE THEM. I’m NOT sending my kids to school today. Don’t come at me with how much school they’ve missed because you refuse to close.


gotta hit like 10 food places before we move


Too deep we overdue


I went to the gym for the first time since November, and I exercised for a whole 7 minutes. I'm basically a gym rat now


I hope this bitch die so none of us can have her


Alright, let’s get into this new season of SELLING SUNSET


The days are going by faster cause we getting closer to a black hole


This 7am class talk is funny cus ik it’s not me & dem man


Just had BK for the first time in years cause the Nashville airport has nothing else opened


“I ordered mine several months ago. Great quality and true to size! Love it!” -Kelly Tomlinson


Goodmorning everyoneeeee! Stay safe and eat your breakfast na


Well I’ve officially turned in my two week notice at the hospital and will be starting a work from home job with discover! Cant wait for a change of pace and somewhere that’ll help me grow


My birthday is on a Saturday and idk what to do


Why would anyone want to replace an air conditioner that is about 15 years old with a new one? Get #NFTs instead!


I have the prettiest pussy on this site and I can prove. Like this for a dm


Nice back flick assist by Bruno


I can smoke in 3,600 seconds and I CANT WAIT!


mulatto down bad


so that one tik tok about zillow flipping homes essentially caused them to lay off 25% of their company and lose hundreds of millions?


feels like doomsday outside


can’t even enjoy my food because i throw it up minutes later


bus smells like cigarette smoke


pov: you think you hurt my feelings meanwhile me and Yani cackling about the situation


Real Tender about my HOE


I'm less than 10 minutes in of the 1997 Cinderella and I am SWOONING at the prince. Brandy and Paolo have such good chemistry I just... The trauma from the 2021 movie is healing


My gas still has the effrontery to finish amidst all this rogbodiyan


After class naps are just divine.


Yeah, rock on now Yeah, twist on down Twist ('Round and 'round and 'round)


TNT is doing too much by amping this game. These idiots on the street do not speak for all Knicks fans


Hospital tomorrow so that means no sleep!


My mind fucked up but it’s locked in on money


Disney+ really dropped at the right time.


Hedgehog food ready in the garden. Hopefully the fox won't run off with the bowl this time


i got 28/28 on my apush quiz asf


An Arsenal fan is currently in pain and I'm loving it.


Comon England!!


i can fuck it right yeah, all night yeah


I’m so made I never went to go pick up my 450 Yeezy str8 slept on em


That was one hell of a dream


Wawa’s red velvet donut>>>>


Wait.... Chan remove his status


Yo spare one follower?


Wish I had a state deer tag this year


On the bright side, Imma see Daddy Yankee this weekend. That’s exciting.


No me conoce


4/4 baby


I’m Looking for brand ambassadors for my business dm me


I kinda brainrot about adult ayumu and adult akira opening their own coffee/bakery shop, it's actually combine


relating to kids - current joys lines 11-12 rn


repeat al weekend mil veces por favor


The way I spend money is wild


Shoutout to FNF characters with symmetrical designs, who can switch between being an opponent and player and still be consistent visually


the feminine urge to wear suits and treat ladies like a princess


Please don't post your dogs photos online #NationalPuppyDay2021 with any clues as to where you live. Lots of stolen dogs lately .... be careful and safe with your loved ones


“It’s the...for me” is the new


OKAY BUT LISTEN UP; JIKOOK VLIVE LATER


The #MarchMadness championship is the night before the April 6 election


man this pound cake my mama made is so good


I never thought I’d say this but I’m low key tired of tacos


i’m so unreachable starting now


I'm regressing. I'm back to watching CaptainSparklez and AntVenom


Today I’m mad that I don’t have a boyfriend to do awkward themed photoshoots with.


if a bitch mad at u over a nigga , fck em again -latoria


Good morning eat you breackfast


saw some handle now and i remember i used to chat to this girl


I swear this mental exhaustion just ain't me. I want to be back to making content on a weekly basis. There's just too much on my mind and I am doing my best to get back to you all


anyone who wants to match pfp's??? literally anyone is ok, JUST U GET THE MATCHING PFP'S


Baseball season is coming, which means constant arguing with @user I wonder how many times I’ll get blocked this season


I can ghost df out of someone . Juz don’t ghost me


I’M GONNA POOP MYSELF THE GIRL PLAYING ANNABETHS NAME IS LEAH


Prime Pulisic is different gravy


He did what he was trained to do? So they train you to use unnecessary force and kill people?


Bam trying to score OG


She crineee


How twitter kno what I like


i’m so excited to graduate next year


You said it wouldn’t make a difference whether we could be together or not


Secured the bag! Interviewed and got hired today after she told me they weren’t letting ppl know for two weeks


My Bubbie is home


let’s get this hashtag going #nonbinaryhalsies by @user


My close friends about to get all the vids/pics cause they’re all women and they genuinely appreciate them


someone play valorant with me an hour. if you don’t, i hope you go on a losing streak and drop all the way to iron


Eagle fans are so obnoxious


Hazard goal and assist the goat is back


Amount of 180s in this


I’m getting my name written in ice for my birthday


Kings brought Gentry so they can keep Buddy happy


That hoe lucky I don’t get my sister to dog walk her ass


It costs 0 dollars to chew with your mouth closed


Who likes my new bio


I have so much art supplies & literally no time. I just need to finish this semester and it’ll get better


//Bremerton's big ol' biddies.


If I don't allow access to location and microphone I cannot use the @Google Camera app on @Android for my new tablet. Why would that be required for taking a photo?


Goodie mornin first time ko ni nga aga bugtaw after a looooong time tani good things will happen today bc it my fav day since '14


Sheep calling other ppl sheep be hella funny


Gladys & Patti? I can hear my momma now... “China come put the versus on my phone”


I’m currently obsessed with Rare by Selene Gomez


a klonopin and a brownie for dinner


All I want from tonight is for Kanye to get more votes than @user


He's doing 4 songs per video! That means we'll probably get 4 parts!! And I really hope he'll talk about SBAS and paradise in the last part!


just talked to my mom abt going by eden


Cactus Cooler. That is all.


Why people debating how iconic Naruto is


my irl thinks harry is gonna release hs3 on halloween


If somebody could just pay my car note up for the next 6 months...I’d greatly appreciate it.


My niece trying to have me get carried tonight, as long as it’s no casamigos there I’ll be straight


I just fit a whole sugar cookie in my mouth..I think I'm qualified for the good eating contest


& he knows my worth my ex nigga couldn’t see that!


A very popular ag tech company specializing in corn and soy just Emailed me about using their product. They love farming and hope my crops are now "up and thriving." In December, in Minnesota. Zero effort put in to relate to a potential customer.


God will give you exactly what you ask for, you just gotta keep praying


sad that the clean version of lowkey as hell didnt say lowkey as heck


Vibing On High Frequencies


nah i don’t wanna hear shit about it being cold, this is wtf y’all wanted!


Hello Twittersphere. It’s been 8 years but I’m back


happy wakaba leading after sp eve


Ppl Think I’m Crazy, Say My Mind Gone


Rafael some


just saw a lady at waffle house eating with a skeleton in a blue tuxedo sitting across from her


No proper matches tomorrow


tried going to a different gym but there’s still too many people


Poll to keep track of the 24 hours I’m in jail


Capek ah pake oxygen id... disconect mulu


She better be glad I have something to do for 6:30pm


Sucks to be me today , no Stimuus . . . yet !!!!!! Nothing !!! My sons BD is on Sat. , some $$ sure would come in handy so I could give him something


Omg the max guy blocked me


I’m pretty old-fashioned so I think, graduate first


How do you slow down, the process of liking someone?? I feel like someone pushing me down a hill.


Need to start me a chime account so I can get paid on weds instead of fridays


My hair cut appointment at 7 tonight


Why couldn’t the cullens just FaceTime the volturi Bella when was giving birth


Did an hour of breath work w/ the men’s group tonight. Left the call this time w/out the urge to run through a brick wall, but feeling like I could have 1 dropped on me & I wouldn’t feel it. That chill. Thinking about marrying breath work w/ float therapy.


sorry that I've been inactive, just not had any motivation to do anything unfortunately


Gambit are absolute beans


Missed out on 10k today


I hate that I still have work tonight


I want some fried mushrooms


Loool. I like it when men refer to their women as “my madam”


Me: is it just not an fnf night? My keyboard: shifted EVER SO SLIGHTLY Me: fixes it and gets SLIGHTLY better It really just isn't an fnf night my bros


when u need to brb from working from home to go use target’s bathroom


nearly at 400 besties


everything ordered prior to 4/20 has now been shipped! check your emails for tracking numbers


Bismillah 2023 be happy ya prend


Neighbor's driveway full of cars on an early Tuesday evening seems like not a great sign.


We need Mai Denzel to be the guest speaker at this year's women's conference


Man buns can't be taken seriously


THIS WIND CAN KISS MY


No one here has the @user username, I wonder why


My kid get excited every time cocomelon come on with the ABC.


Well, @user , I just tested positive for Covid, so if I’m late responding on here, I’m probably asleep. The fun continues!!


Fixed this TV twice now yet... I guess it's time for a new one.


Harry Maguire playing like a prime Paul mcshane atm


If you can't be around me in complete silence, then we're not close


Pussy good as crack he like a fiend on the first


How are you magnificent folks doing? I just got up and I am feeling great!


I’ll be fine and happy then think about Kobe then just be sad again


Congressman Swalwell getting really jazzy with his words on msnbc. “Republicans don’t back the blue, they back the coup.”


It’s mad how when Rio was at his peak, @Cristiano was the best player in the world & now Rio is analysing @Cristiano & he’s STILL the best player in the world


Like I’m str8 chillin


Houston in September w/ the gang


i see exactly what this lockdown doing to people ..


You was already mad I’m just adding something to dattt


my sister saying twt is just random ppl on the internet but some of y’all are literally my best friends


Happy New Year in Advance to Manchester United fans


these niggas low key be wanting us to apply the pressure too


is Loving v. Virginia actually being threatened


First essay submitted for year 2, just 2 more pieces to go and that's first semester done


My new job keep calling the same reference, like cut the small talk and get to the money


I want a Cinnabun


I swear Chemistry teachers life’s are like bad because half the people they teach won’t even use Chemistry in their future


time to smoke n blast off


theirs a new project that’s on the horizon and I’m hungry


All I’m seeing are tweets from 22-24 hours ago that I already saw


Note to myself :- never leave ur assignment for the last time start it at least a day before at least write two words its too hectic to do it last min


So I ordered those black slash jeans from AE soon as they restocked yesterday now full price now them bitches almost 20$ cheaper and I had a 10 reward


i been dreaming about this man for weeks now


My Twitter is turning into insta where all I see are things from people I don’t follow


Tom Brady gone go down as greatest athlete ever if he win 7 rings


Sensual and seductive; blame it on the rain!


Imagine lying telling your friend my sex trash not knowing we smashed too


I still haven’t checked my mailbox


This roast so fkn tender and good


Bro my Spotify discover is literally on point I’ve saved almost every song


Set a new PB on the bench at 165 ibs!


You know you must look like shit when a male coworker feels the need to ask "what's your diet like atm" to which you reply normal, why? For him to just point to his forehead and cheeks, aka pointing out how bad my skin is. Like yeah, I'm aware. Thanks for bringing it up at work


Perfect weather for chili


My mom bad broccoli casserole,corn bread and bbq chicken I ate two full plates


Today I learned on crutches: - taking a cup of tea from the kitchen to another room = difficult - taking the bins out is an art - people will think you should be off work for an injury which does not affect your job - stairs = full body workout Problem solved like a ninja


hi yes its me the dumbass that cries about being poor but still orders overpriced boba thru uber eats from a shop that is literally 2 minutes from my job


Booking a couples massage for my fiancé & I


Every year I get older, I realize how immature I was the year before and that’s on growth


Tobi Amusan is the name. A productive Yoruba girl.


Five days until I show everyone what I’m capable of


I hope @Netflix had a documentary crew following Florentino Perez these two days following the Super League announcement


That Virgil g wagon goes bonkers


Arin from oh my girl is body goals


Today was challenging. Gratitude to the team support.


All I could do is be beyond thankful for those who knew. Cousin, uncle, sister, and a random


Good morning star motes!! I hope you had an amazing rest with enough sleep! Don’t forget to drink plenty of water, and try to smile today! No matter what happens, we can smile together alright?


Me & my friends so grown. We only worried bout getting money, and we have virtual dates eating crabs & sipping wine and shit. We ain’t in no drama


I GOT THE JOBB !


grinding cause i never wanna have to check my bank account, ik it’s thea


Hardest decision of the day is picking a playlist for the shower


if someone is getting the same attention from u, i don’t want it


Trump said Hunter Biden was “jobless” when he was appointed to the board of Burisma, a Ukrainian energy company. Fact: Hunter Biden was employed at a law firm, and as an adjunct professor at Georgetown University at the time. He was CEO of his own investment advisory company.


Trynna think of how I want my personal piece


Lol, the government still think people listen to them


I cannnnot wait to publish my webcomic I can’t sit on these characters for much longer I’m going to. Explode


so this how college debt feels like?


I don't accept hints, I will act dumb until you clearly say it to me.


why do we know about mesopotamia and algebraic equations but not how to form healthy relationships, and boundaries while still loving yourself through it make it make sense world


don’t ever let his social media fool you bc i do exist and i will slap you


Never thought we would be counting cases of the common cold in 2020


We're inside, owo ti ku wazo


Free White Castle


That's the longest VAR check I've ever seen.


dutch bros is giving out holographic stickers on 4/20 for national cold brew day


Happy Birthday bud @user


I just saw a reel that said sleeping on your side is the cause of asymmetrical faces. Dude, my face is asymmetrical because I landed with it on the pavement as a child


he typed THANK YOU! with one hand, I can't


Why do some people not listen! Soo frustrating!


Leave me tf alone I promise it’s up with anybody


Hot air balloon ride would be an ideal date


I look down for 2 secs and the little boy is feeding my damn baby salt & vinegar pringles


They’re really taking The Office off Netflix December 31st. 2020 not finna leave us with shit


Mf’s say they the shit but can’t out fart me


Starting from 5:00 am, I can't stop watching cooking videos. After watched so many, I think I'm fully prepared for cooking my breakfast


here comes all the angel number tweets


Im kinda proud of myself


Elon is planning to sell his Bitcoins, guys, BUY THE DIP! Good discount for us! And don't panic! Diamond hands!


Went for a run today, didn’t do well but I still did it


Did that doctor get suspended by HPCSA? With a whole Wits Medical Degree behind his name?


Naya Rivera had a sparkle that was obvious to everyone. Completely devastating


i really am staring to grow closer to my fellow otees


Aaaaarrrrghghhgh able rape culture. Erken je plek.


Target has Gingerbread granola and I’m here to try it


Because of my fixation on rice cookers ... I overslept, subconsciously turned off my alarm like a pro, and missed my lunch date with Lily.. I am so sad ... . . . I went with cuckoo btw


in mae umi we trust


I’m so sleepy and got a whole meeting


unpopular opinion but bts stans are superior


Daily reminder to collect voting tickets


Debating about being this business to Twitter


MCR were the fucking best. My heart is so full


The most humbling thing I’ve learned this year is ppl don’t actually need me in their life


Can’t believe we really had pedo teachers in HS man


Should I transfer schools?


2021: Things changed. Boys & Girls don’t care about each other or getting into relationship. All they care is who got the best #NFT


Something about girls following my boyfriend when he CLEARLY has me all over his Instagram and bio just don’t sit right with me.


Bentacur what a 2nd half


Just imagine adding Thiago into this team


Crazy we will never get another full Migos track or album


Attended my first basketball game last night, next on the bucket list is a hockey game


Wiping bc your pc is running at 90C and just can't literally function


Icon is not rebranding guys stop spreading false info.


Damn.. #KUWTK finished


//I just wanted to put it out there that @user 's writing is incredible. It definitely deserves attention. From what I've seen, the writer is very talented and creative, and their muse is unique, interesting, and quite charming. Give them some attention for me.


I have no idea what to do for my concert outfit on Friday


Mfs will think they know you but don’t know the half you been through


Zenos wishes me a happy nameday too?! Whoa!


i can't wait to go to Florida this summer. i need this vaycay so bad


I was sad about not being able to go to my internship and now i get to work on a political campaign from home. So excited


I’m loving the vegan chicken kievs from @marksandspencer


if my bro was home life would be so much easier


I’m bout to drop the pin to the location to my place


Hey fellas, is my butthole supposed to itch like that?


I have 90 fragile resin maybe i should sell my acc ...


I didn't really tell my new colleagues about the depths of my Bengals fanaticism; but today someone brought me a copy of the newspaper with me in it so I think they're starting to figure it out.


I woke up early this morning to do yoga and stretch... didn’t get to had to clean the entire kitchen after my slob kabob boyfriend.


salmon and grits


$SPY IS SPY DELISTING SOON? HELP


Despite the #Bitcoin dip, $ADA has pulled my portfolio even higher


Apartment hunting is soo stressful especially when you can’t find what your looking for


Omg girl shut the hell up already!


This weekend, It's #MnBAffairs Biidhnillah.


There is an accident on 40 in between walther road and the CFA and its making everything dumb! I hate traffic in DE it becomes very inconvenient


I’m the type of gf to get mad at you for wearing cologne for any social event that I’m not going to with you


Something must kill a man......


Watching YOU {Netflix show} & I wish a guy would love me enough to stalk & kill for me…I guess I’m into psychos. I’m weird, bye


Zechariah 14 KJV 10 All the land shall be turned as a plain from Geba to Rimmon south of Jerusalem: and it shall be lifted up, and inhabited in her place, from Benjamin's gate unto the place of the first gate, unto the corner gate and from the tower of Hananeel unto the king's


Myra gone be my new hair stylist she do her shit with them bobs and ponytail


I remember window shopping thru a eastbay magazine as a kid


“Lemme see your hotspot “


i wish phoenix lights wasn’t the same weekend as excision bc i love the line up


Spoiler alert, the cherry wine wasn’t very good


A lot of people make me smile,but when she in the room


One more Feather in the Cap of Punjab's @AAPPunjab Govt: Punjab Govt has defaulted in payment of pending ₹2,366 Cr Power Bills. Subsidy bills of ₹9,000 Cr are also pending. जनहित में सूचना to All Punjabis : अब मोदी जी को दोष मत देना बिजली Failures & Load Shedding के लिए


#OnTheNightInQuestion...I was not digging a 6ft deep hole in my backyard at all


I put my all into this shit it broke my heart but I did not quit I had to ball with no assist


(my all time supporter)


got 'em bamboozled like I'm Spike Lee


#BidenHarris2020 Now we are talking!


Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, I child-locked myself in the car.


The cocaine rat (derogatory)


Best feeling when you get all the shit your supposed to DONE


Directly after my mom gets done telling me to keepy distance and stay healthy during these these times... Me: so are you and pops staying out of public as much as you can? Mom: No, we are at Walmart right now.


Y’all got ppl on here believing North is demonic because of 1 person who photoshopped a kids drawing from Scary Movie onto her painting. What’s crazier is y’all believe Kim would post that


Omg, thighs also?


Seeing all these lil boys can’t wait to have my son


Currently reading Jesus, Jobs, & Justice by Bettie Collier-Thomas


I hope I will sleep earlier than usual tonight


Don’t even wanna look at my screen time for the time Im off


Them boys been working ot


I started matching the same energy people were giving me and gained some genuine friends and kept my real ones. Appreciate ya’l


This weather is scarying me


Gavi hasn't been the same since that hun gave him her numbers, fear women


niggas talk a good game, but to a b*tch like me…. talk is cheap


i really want this to work but overthinking kills me


My Libra Moon be Popping out that’s why I be ready for whatever


Apparently when you turn 21, you reach full bad bitch capacity so gimmie a few more weeks y’all


How many millionaires will be on the New Titanic


I'm down 15.4 pounds. 2 more and I will hit my goal weight.


wow James Borrego looks so so sad


“Like a eviction you for the streets “ wise words from Tink


I was gone and I thought the banana standed for Brianna thought something happend


miniskirts, skirts should be the size of a belt


im praying to the swift gods that i get presale. because i registered for seattle, so maybe i’ll see my bby gracie


I inquired to #Rouses about getting a #kingcake without icing and sugar on top and was told yeah we can do that, just call ahead and place your order! They aim to please


The money Shisha making really ain’t had SHIT on what KOK would’ve did to the city.


Got invited over to my friends pool. I am FRIED


Change how you see things and see your life change drastically. Night


I feel vulnerable all the time but I heal myself by watching mv vlive and tiktok


He's locked himself out of the Sanctum and there are no rings on his fingers to aid him inside ... Thus. He Will Die.


No stream again tonight. Still not feeling any better!


Watching Spider-Man and my god forgot how annoying MJ is


Cat!? Nah you own a pocket sized tiger. fr


Morning. Late night sleep with good thought and mood helps me to wake up early without feeling tired


I should be very grateful, don’t I? but I felt like something was missing.


When I get off straight to Dudley then the nail shop w/ my girls


Missing the Lubbock snow


I feel like I could run a 5k rn


It would be like me to leave something in SC


Trying to convince myself that I need to leave my house to purchase toilet paper because using paper towels instead is NOT making good choices


I was telling my parents how good their spaghetti was and I told my dad I ate three bowls and my dad paused and straight up looked me in the eyes and said, "we don't have a lot of bowls left stop eating them."


i just have to keep reminding myself that bad bitches have ibs so this is normal for me


i’ll feed you all you fuckers


i complain about bring cold but stay wearing nothing


Eskom ine mamhepo because what kind of schedule is this?


Let's make it happen the #NBA needs John wall on the court ASAP. It's just what the Doctor ordered


Small Accounts, Retweet and drop your handles now to Gain Fast...!


Somebody sent me an unauthorized miniature dick pic like I was gone say I’m interested or something


My eyrah


How can anyone still be that bad at makeup when they wear it quite frequently


Successfully repaired a broken Xbox one S. I’m getting better at fixing stuff


Craving dover hot wings


A neighbour is getting their exterior wall painted, the gardeners have just been round with the leaf blower


I need to be married with a son by the time I’m 35 or I’m giving up on all that


Just realized after today I really dk when my next day off will be


well we did not play great today :/ doesn’t help when the referee and linesman need to get a grip


Can we talk about how @taylorswift13 just came and dropped a whole album on us out of nowhere and that was that like c'mon folklore is an absolute masterpiece


So many deadslides


november tracker


ugh jessie reyez is so amazing


hola Pachu York


Good grades qtieeee


Amanye ama family members need to be told "Wena unehliziyo embi and unomona".


im so hyped for she hulk but the cgi...


the way i have predictions written down too on a note...


i love the loras's


I need pd on flip grid, pear deck, google classroom, Padlet, graphic design, Newsela, google slides, + more


how to spice things up during a pandemic: wear lingerie under leggings & a t-shirt just to go grocery shopping


being consistently late to things doesn’t mean you have bad time management it means you’re an optimist


My first girlfriend is super weird too. She’ll add me then block me then add me again


This one cashier is always looking out for me when I come into the store and I really want to slide her a tip ... but I think that’s against store policy, so here’s is a twitter shoutout. I appreciate you


boys from manchester are leaving the dream


My wife is not a people person. So I'm confused what she thinks I am.


Sending people emojis from the most recent update and not telling them what it is so they have to update their phone


I just hate those kinda girls jo pehle khud green signal dikhaati hain aur jb hum wo signal follow kreyn tou sath hi red ho jaati hain bc pagal..


I finally ate today without anyone forcing me to do it


ygx's cold blooded choreo tho


fuck I ruptured my eardrum


New layout again. love you mandeez


Great story from @user coming in the morning about spending in the CMS school board race.


I wanna watch you bust nuts for me


When I first got here, I took my suit of armour in for a couple of minor repairs. 'Whose armour is this?', the Smith asked.


‘Love is blind’ is wild. I have so many questions… why do they dress up to sit by themselves? Are they actually saying ‘I love you’ after two conversations? Have they always done a proposal???? And why are Americans so odd


Me and my sister texting to coordinate a lie to prank the group chat… im thinking we’ll tell them that wordle is being taken down for copyright infringement this week


Spending hours doing ppt is way more enjoyable than 15 mins revising lecture notes


Slang dat raw like a killa


aiden gallywally in da closet


if ched will approve proposal of tuition fee increase next school year. idk anymore. this country is too greedy


Your name is higher than any other name. Your name is Jesus, Your name is Lord


big shout out to all my graduates! y’all did itttt


Turned in my physio project early


Why tf are y’all proposing to men?


PC is dead GG


I hate when a mf have a dumb ass attitude like


*opens Twitter* c: Hows it going everyo.. *Vtuber Twitter on fire with drama and people trying to get free labor by offering exposure as "payment"* WELP! I think I'm gonna touch grass today, I'll see y'all later


The chi is such a good ass show


That’s not even close to an illegal screen. Just because it was hard doesn’t mean it’s a foul.


I didn't even get to log into genshin today


I would be online shopping rn at 2:34am


I WANT A FUCKING BREAST REDUCTION


Went to Barnes and Nobles to buy a romance novel... ended up with another thriller


$AMC still looking sexy


I got my dress for the SAG Awards this Sunday and I’m soooo excited to wear it


My pronouns are Taco Bell’s/Cinnamon delights


listen, i love summer. but i’m ready for cooler weather & fall/winter activities


Feeling very productive, proud of myself


so ready to invest in myself yawl gone see a new version of me fr


I’m about to smoke this joint up in the cove, get some ice cream & go drink at Applebees.


im getting post jimin vlive depression.. can i not go back to work?


2023 will be good... May all good dreams come true.


heading into quarantine after having attended a casual contact site


im just bored of being single


We should make it till 2028 okayy


It’s interesting how people can accept downs in a lot of aspects in their life but relationships is where they draw the line? Intriguing


My boss keeps asking me when I’m relocating I told him I’m lookin at Cali and seeing what terminals have openings.... This is the 2nd or 3rd time he’s asked me in 2 months... Maybe he’s tryin to tell me I’m a bum ass worker


I’ve added $VET and $UNI let’s gooo


Working at a holistic pet store comes with its benefits and disadvantages equally. Benefit: I get to meet tons of dogs who come in to shop! Disadvantage: The studs are so so handsome and get me feelin


Yo Twitter be hella funny


Sarkodie bars in the #CEOflow can cause some rappers damages


my phone screen fucking cracked bro


guys b careful out there mfs w no ac about to start driving fast


he really liked all those i love yous huh? i fucking adore this man


When I write, I subconsciously tend to stick useless words or phrases here and there to bloat the text of the article. It feels like short and concise articles sound less professional than verbose in-depth dives(?) In reality, I hate bloated articles. I have to unlearn this.


Essa Live do matue


We was thinking y’all was goals till we found out she a goer


Guess who hasn't showered in two weeks? Ahahaha, just letting you guys know that I'm letting my depression fuck me in the ass hard


Zion Moreno vai ta no remake de gossip girl


I just now realized that bad bunny didn’t make a song with Sech for the album


So scary.. loud thunderstorms and lighting!!! But I don't mind the sound of the rain while sleeping!!!


Whatever you have to do, just save the people from dying


Big 35 next month! Gosh damn! #BlessedAndGrateful


I dead ass got my cooking groove back


i didn’t even realize there was a way to be “verified” on paypal cause they never gave me an indication i wasn’t ?? well rip to me but hopefully it’s fixed now


This baby’s kicks are disrespectful


Movies, drinks , & seafood boil


I like how everybody be thinking my hair real


2M STAYS WATCHING, IF YOU DIDNT STREAM THE MV TOMORROW , I WILL END YOU


if you don’t like it tune the fuck out, but you must like it since you tuned the fuck in


YO THAT NEW MARIO MOVIE TRAILER THO. PEACH OUT THERE READY TO KICK SOME ASS


Randomly thought about how my father had two women pregnant at the same time (one being my mother) and then also, was getting married IN JAIL while I was being born. Niggas is sick yo. I’m embarrassed for my mother almost 30 years later.


they ain’t lie when they said stop watching they pages and see how fast you get over em


So now Alberta wants to pick and choose laws it likes and laws it doesn’t…rest of Canada be damned. Quebec Version 2.


I swear all y’all nigahs do the same shit


This is the second time I’ve ordered from Shein and been disappointed even though the reviews on everything were very good.


The AC went out at my house and I'm dyinggg.


Think people have me muted


Making out with @user ? Making out with that partying sweetheart~


The feeling of joy when I drink Oreo cookies and cream hot chocolate from wawa


Hv a great day todayyyy


Shill me any BULLISH project


Good resell day so far , posted comics and sold 2 lots for $45. Sold in matter of seconds


I Told My Momma She Might As Well Be The Cook At Playpen


15degree because..


making fried oreos


eren and levi stop being so sweet on tl challenge


my mind making shit up to make me insecure over irrelevant stuff


I won't stop being kind just because the world is cruel


j w u , good morning


Today we learned why people use ceramic mugs with handles instead of glass cups to drink hot liquids out of. APPARENTLY cups can reach the temps equivalent to the sun, which is indeed hot enough to drop it and spill it al over yourself.


"When Covid is over" is starting to sound like, "this will only hurt a little."


Thanks #wishbonepbs pals. Glad to have actually made the whole ep


It’s ace watching United on @PrimeVideo I get a notification on my watch for a goal about 10 secs before they go in


Varchester City


guilt make a mf tilt know that


Finally getting crab boil and football Sunday with my family!


anyways, ateez world domination le duela a qn le duela, saludos


I have the worse insomnia rn like


The price of groceries are just out of control , now imagine if I had extra mouths to feed


Is it possible to be overly obsessed with your kid?


Not going to add it to my “official” wishlist, but I suddenly want Kelly to cover “You’re Welcome” from Moana, for obvious reasons.


I smell like this man..


I poured all my problems into a bAjaAaaA blast


Leeds wowing me right now


Today was going good until I decided to curl my lashes and a good amount of my lashes got chopped off


I'm sobbing after the latest #DerryGirls episode.... All my love to claire


Just got hired at CPS if y’all want yall kids back cashapp me.


why do his own members set him up for h4te like


need to go back to California


first christmas season without river by joni mitchell on spotify


I was hungry for love and hungry to be loved and i found Ateez


I gotta figure out how to deactivate my FB I just can fucking not with that damn app lol


Brice Samba. Unreal keeping


its so frustrating to see how some of yall treat him


lrt still need link


MOOD 4 EVA clip is such a vibe


He’s cute and all, but if I wanted to be ignored on a daily basis I’d just get a cat


$INTC kind of what happens when you have billions of cash on hand. You can build, buy, and acquire things without offering shares


h.p. lovecraft


marshmallow gel polish


but when you solid all round the ball keep rolling


I'm never getting another animal, I can't deal with this again


Rashford chowing weak teams as usual


Waiting for Matt law’s piece on Rudiger


B*ss getting an attitude with me bc our old ass computer system didn’t update the pt’s information not my fault the owner cares more about the s*ccer st*dium than updating the technology we use but that’s all ima say


Oh mercy mercy me


I voted for Joe #Biden2020 today, the last day to MAIL IN my ballot. Bug your state. #VoteByMail is the way to go.


Nice finally to see more Jeep JLs on base


Anyone have some good keto recipes?


It feels weird to say “My dad “ because that nigga ain’t never really been my dad for real .....


y’all be so fine and body be so right .. til y’all have kids


So AKBarV on facebook getting her ass beat but coming for Ari


I love that my favorite local sandwich shop is getting more busy


lmaoo mfs really just be talkin


i was numbing a patient’s nose & he said it felt amazing


The depth in this France squad, even Sissoko can’t get on the pitch


I hate everyone with a cleft pinky toe... mines sticks out so I hit that shit on the door at least once a week


Don’t call me if you around ya friends


well now I’m asking for letter of recommendation


I love a dominant person. PLEASE put me in my place


Tweeting for reactions


Why does anime food look so rich?


Ya girl is officially RBT certified


Ffs and there’s the 2nd. Typical


BTW I found the Blue Razz Bang energy drink today and I will try that tonight !


Ja rule bucket hat was wild.


LA FRANKS is opened and I’ve never wanted fries more in my life


Solid night with step bro


im out of things to watch i literally finished watching every single come on the boyz yesterday


how TF weed legal in different states .. bitch i thought we was United


All I want is peace and quiet and I can’t even get that in my house


Already 4 songs into the next record


stream thrill ride and paint me naked


I just got hit in the face by an exploding carrot as I pulled my chicken noodle soup out of the microwave. I kept 2 pieces of toast down. I hope it's not some weird sign telling me not to eat the soup. I'm gonna try it anyways.


If we threaten to defund businesses & corporations for them to treat us like humans, & they comply. That’s not real change...that’s just paying to be accepted. Now organizations wear a mask of “diversity” for $$$ sake.


moms still mad but i haven’t don’t the dishes in two days


Fucking a drug dealer still paying full price for your shit


MARCUS RASHFORDDD OOOOF


Lmaooo the new South Park


The next nigga I fuck I hope we both cum at the same time


When I left Houston yesterday it was sunny, I Get back and it’s Cloudy


Today really just ain’t my day I swear


Tell you A million little reasons I'm falling for your eyes I just want to be where you are


People are playing SF Alpha 1 now?!


So the verdict is out. I will of course be in favor of whatever is the correct take and have no reason to cast doubt on the jury making a verdict in fear of riots. That would be a very ignorant and not cool take.


Ive had an extremely bad migraine all day and it’s just now finally going away (slowly) and I forgot what relief felt like


All of my Netflix shows are filming another season


If you want a self cleaning litter box that does not self clean, where you spend hours manually cleaning the self cleaning litter box, breaks down frequently, and does not honor their 30 day money back guarantee, please buy from @user Thanks for taking my hard earned money


First in-person class of the semester and either the prof is 10 minutes late, or we're in the wrong room... #hmmm


The Cleaner w/ Greg Davies .. idk I thought it was shite


kings need me in that front office


Accidentally said the f-bomb in front of my boss


OkSt -1 and U62 cuz I know OkSt has that defense but I didn’t realize UM’s D was gonna be like this


Gotta taste for a blooming onion and steak kabobs from Texas Roadhouse


I can’t believe I had to make like 4 accounts lol hope I don’t lose this one


How peaceful is everything when your 3yo is taking a nap.


I do not like Capricorn’s I’ll smack all y’all


Line up those 3somes for next year. Couples


Got home from a long n hot day at work and open a cold Pacifico and let me tell you... That 1st Sip Took Me To Heaven!


started singing i want it that way in the bathroom and didn't realize my dad was still home


Well played Brighton of course, we caused some of our own problems but I’ve not seen such incompetence from officials for a long time. Referee was poor for both sides, but I can’t understand how the foul on Gundogan wasn’t a red and the foul on Jesus a penalty. Bizarre.


The amount of pumpkin spice lattes I’ve had these past 2 weeks


if you’re not from london i’m just going to assume that you live on a farm unless you tell me otherwise


if you are reading this tell your mom she is beautiful or i will


I realize it's probably automated, but I find it rather audacious that Web/toon would send me an email notification saying "you haven't posted in a while, we miss you" given how they pulled down my latest page a few weeks back...


I feel like my mom should come stay the night with me sometimes


3 couples going at it ffs


Mtfers Better Have The Same Energy In Person


So Chicharito offers to play for Manchester united for free amid current crisis. What a man


Niggas gone nig.... and so do I


No need to shy away from what’s already yours


what’s going on with @user ? nice lil pump action without major announcements


Just when we thought a world tour is coming.


still got haunt by the feeling that made me wanna die


How is it this hot? Am I having a stroke?!


I actually have never had a more unhappy bday in my life like this has actually topped the cake and it’s 441 PM


Stubbs ga


Today's run will be short and powered by a hangover. When I can get out of bed and face the heat


Joe Rogen getting that shmoney. Shoutout to him


summer walker & sza my spirit humans


In every single Disney ride picture my dad looks so serious


It’s storming and I’m scared


If Augustin didnt know what #LUFC are all about, in body and soul, he very much does now


Moral of the story: always hol vex money .. tor!


the fact that Takeoff instagram still up


Life is so mysterious... An ordinary person makes you smile and a very special person makes you cry. Still, you care for the special one.


Love reacting another girl’s pics is flirting. #isaidwhatisaid #potmeetkettle #IFYOUWANTHERJUSTSAYSO


I guess it’s kinda like you men trying to fit a big dick into some breefs


Keep studying or move on to snack, One Piece, and crochet...Hmmm.


The movement on Vanguard looks AMAZING


Sorry for being so fucked up. Sorry for being such a failure Sorry for being a disgrace Sorry for being me


I think I may have found a reasonably priced way of getting US teeth whitening strips and I’ve never been so buzzed


a trend de eletric love-----


Well, at least anyone can get gun in Texas


anybody else hate acme as much as i do


Got my build back


Man I’m worried because I still have not recovered from *checks hand* sitting at the kitchen table for a bit too long (hard chairs). I can barely walk or even sit up for very long and I’m like. Man. I don’t want to be stuck in bed again I don’t know what to do w/ myself


Don’t call me selfish I ain’t sharing


Just when I need the internet the most, @Verizon has let me down “Most reliable”


Do people have nail horror stories from getting acrylics or is it just getting anything done?


Carti has a song with Yung lean & bruh


Lol she blocked me cause she wanted me to reply in her language. I'm not buying that


Q ganas de mi highlights


Also. I have a goal of breaking 1000 total wins on Warzone by the time WZ2 drops. And for taking 12 months off the game, I think that's pretty admirable. Fuck how y'all feeel about my goal.


I need gym love


Just boxed a baby out for the last box of baby wipes at Albertsons


Costa Rica are far from deserving that win


Aren’t there men with 28 inch waists?


Don’t be mad when you see me showing off my other bitch


Coronavirus must be done with, if you speak to the family over the road having a F@cking carnival. 30-40 people, music blaring, kids running round the estate FFS.


Always celebrate the success of your friends


flight of ideas = 10725182528264 fragments HAHAHAHA It’s actually quite fun but sometimes I get the characters mixed up.


I've been busy and i haven't been able to cry for weeekly


22.2.22 healing


Find me a good quality Rauw or Rosalia pfp


Convert your chances when you have them, Bayern München only needs half a chance...


ayeee the clothing rack i been waiting on last couple weeks just got in


The smell of Hazelnut


OKAY liquid fast until saturday starting Now


Them Cajun boiled peanut will do it for me every time


Today was not a bad day at all at work


My head hurt from thinking so much!


My job is probably like why is Justice on leave but requesting PTO days for next year


Naw Poppey...sit dat ass down


Gave up on me and I ain take that easy


I don’t smoke I inhale


why are you, a man, even posting an ig story


When I said I don’t put stress or pressure behind anything I mean it! I’m chillin for the moment


But I want leftover cake


Bitch I’m Living Life Soo Careless


Happy 2:22!


Love a BBW bitch with a fat ass… Lordt bless me with those buns of capacity


I miss dating, getting to know someone new, the feeling of falling in love


Is weed legal in Ohio?


96 minute call with keira & thomas was definitely needed today


- My Black Rose


all you lot are gonna be tweeting late at tonight cus you cant sleep... cant wait to see you lot at 3am


i said i didn’t care if i didn’t get onto the uni football team but then why will i cry if i don’t get in


Soooo my at home COVID test says I don’t have COVID


not me choosing pizza fritta over margherita lol


That wasn't a bonnet on that lady head .. just FYI


Dobbin off the mark


no but how did nancy give birth a week ago?!


I'm allergic to spending money to buy myself stuff so I'm genuinely excited that I've just bought rechargeable bike lights & a new back pack today, both of which I've needed for ages. Can't wait to use the lights tomorrow. Back pack should arrive by Saturday. Exciting times!


I wait for the day when Twitter will allow us to have several pins


I want a JSU letter man jacket


Hagoa sad aning fashion show sa PE oy


Slow replies. Admin's about to build another dresser


Ralls taking corners on the left over Harry Wilson wtf


I really spent $800 at the vet today


Long day of work today, and another long of work day tomorrow. I can't wait


Season 2 of Cold War is going to be huge for us! Monday will be our first Cold War video on the YouTube channel! The possibilities are endless for the future. Nothing is stopping us now


Got called into work and I can't be sadder


Don’t think too hard.. just go with it


Twitter Live tonight with my man @user


Idk if it’s cause I’m single but I soo tired of seeing the how it started & ended , y’all dragging that joint through me mud at this point.


Colorado in Jan, Aruba in Feb, cruise in March, Orlando in July, and I wanna go somewhere for my bday in September and the mountains for Christmas


S/o to the women who cool with posting nudes & the ones with onlyfans.... y’all clearly don’t give a shit. I can fuck with that


I think I’m gonna workout tonight


2021 Feb- 127 March- Wayv April- Dream May- NEW UNIT???


My tv came into today


My bruh band finally broke on me


Looking forward to the reaction tomorrow . Brilliant day.


Pasar sa board exam ang gamay bayy!


Why is everything opening back up in some states did i miss a cure that came out or something?


Y’all really trust the government


Sick of Conor starting a series and I’m the one hooked


Haircut booked at the barbers for the 12th April


Whoever reported my page for “digital copyright”, congratulations. Your moms a hoe, I’m still here, and you’re a hatin ass bitch


No filter on your fresh face


doing an acv soak for my dreads for the first time tomorrow. can't wait to be disgusted


Smellfeet loves his breakfast


popcorn for dinner tonight


But I can heat all winter with their paper, that's right


Starting a play through on stream today of one of my (Christi) favorite franchises! Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End today! See you at 6:30pm PST!


I love dancing on stage for about 15mins at a time at the dance


When will I finish this painting na


Just grew over the summer a couple inches


When the scramble eggs touch the syrup


Phone so dry, I just got a call from scam likely and got upset they hung up without saying anything


iam new here follow me


they rlly made me dance battle on this damn cruise


Is there a credit card or loyalty program I should look into if I'm spending a lot on gas recently? Looking back at 2021 with all this driving, I think I should benefit from the upside a little in 2022


Don’t know what happened but it’s been fixed


I’m stressing so bad.. one of my last assignments is fingerwaves & I can’t do those bitches to save my life


Sakaja winning Nairobi Governor is a big move, guy has been on an upward political trajectory and I’m happy for him. Deep state and power cartels must be frustrated! After all is said and done, however much you force your puppet on people, the will of the voters reign


People who work multiple jobs effectively are super heros I cant even juggle the 3 i have right now and im trying my best


Bought some new smell goods so you know I’m happy


Sold a fair bit, that was solid. Letting a small amount ride, but pretty much done for the day. Hope some ppl made


sss! wtb Lee know Lim Goseng. Drop Wangdom. Thank You.


As of today, no more seed oils for me. Look into it.


If the @user mint was any normal project everyone would be screaming rug right now, what a mess


Every damn day I want me some oysters


good morning sa lahat maliban sa body clock ko na sobrang fucked up


Clown ass Nigga I’m not a fan of the


Idk if it’s squirting or piss but I did that shit and it was Amazing


Almost that time to come out from under my rock


Brought my first glueless wig and I love it


Hmmm, Trump followed the “science” was cured and the liberal (FAKE) news YELLOW JOURNALIST media has a full blown panic attack meltdown!


i'm eatinh macaroni


since it’s spooky season, who’s tryna mess with a Luigi board?


my reumatologa here in monterrey is srsly the best. i will forever be so thankful i came across this dr.


Drop your Snapchats if you want to be added into a kpop stan groupchat


not funny na may skeeter syndrome . I have to bear with this itching and swelling sensations every day


I know what he bout he been flaw since a jit


craving a rt game soon


Don't cheat if you don't like the idea of being cheated on


Should I get the Ninja Gaiden Master Collection on Series X or PS5?


1st time in a long time I've actually came out of work thinking that was a good shift. Bring on tomorrow


We was off work today because of the snow. I needed this time


Just spilled some fuckin straight-drop chlorine on my muthafuckin foot


quarantine got my ass in hobby lobby, buying painting supplies... or do i just step out of line and steal from this homophobic ass place...


2k cash for breakfast by 10am if no one likes your reply


We’re y’all from? Let’s drop some addresses down below!


i love my neighbour so so much especially when they play really loud music at 10.30pm on a tuesday


happy 713 day to my htown hotties


I can’t be sick or nothing in peace. My mama gon worry me to death, shit.


On a happier note, irl called me danni and it made me so so happy, I'm literally still smiling omg


You have to be consistent or it won’t work


owing my oomf money bc soshi really about to do a cb this year im about to pay up but im happy


& yes I’ve been in school for 5 years because I couldn’t pass 1 test but guess what I passed that MF ill be certified in November & I already got my own classroom in my field! So my 5 years were worth it!


Una Dey fuck person girlfriend and you still trust your baby Why


the love you give out to the universe will eventually catch up to you.


In solidarity with Ukraine, I will be deleting Tetris off of my phone


hehe my phone is acting stupid so if you texted me within the last day and I didn’t respond I promise I’m not ignoring you, I just can’t see it


I literally don’t know @user personally but I wanna hang out w her like she’s so sweet and looks fun to be around like imagine the vibessss


Be happy okay? Love you


Who cruising in DC


IM MUTHAFUCKIN PRESSHA


You Don't have to die to be dead to me. I have mental funerals on a daily basis


Just tried to turn down free food, and the wonderful lady wasn’t having it


ztressed like a zylophone


unfollow @Chris_Meloni now because i’m done. until i know what's in that fucking letter. !!!


Ngl all those fanart of grown up Anya and the black hair kid are kinda weird. Why are you shipping kids?? Also one where Anya saw loid and yor fuck too. So fucking weird man


Work going by so slow today


Similarity between Love & FOOD: If U Cross The Limits, The Result Will Be Vomiting... Read it again....


guess who’s actually gonna start going to therapy! this guy


Twin flame or karmic


#GBNews didn't know you could broadcast TV in VGA over a dialup modem


my foot itching


I be in the crib just terrorizing tugg all day


When your man is tall and sexy


I got a big ass bruise on my leg it better go away by my photo shoot


My brother got me the new Animal Crossing game for my birthday


Should be in Orlando right now... should be in Spain in 3 weeks


Lakers win big tonight with AD back for a statement game followed by a mini win streak then things start to get interesting


I thought 22/2/22 was gonna end without a wish coming true for me — kanti late ka bo ma 21:12


Frozen mangoes tastes so good


Nobody should be taking advice from Cancun Cruz on how to manage a serious crisis in this country.


Red beans or white beans tonight? Decisions decisions


Watching people leave gigs early.....one of the worst sins


taking my test soon hopefully i do good


Suppose to be at the grocery store but why not stop at the bar and have a drink or three


Nothing like a complex meta csv parent/child term, custom taxonomy problem across 1000 lines of code to deal with for most of the day, gave my brain a good workout today


This vegan chilli I made hit the mf spot


Enjoy your youth getting old sucks


Is liqueur crying again?


Do you know what suppositories are? May you never come across them.


I just found camila behind my recliner trying to hide a gansito in her shirt


Wish this car hurry up n come thru so i can goto the beach


i'm a fuckboy


Give me all the coffee because I’m staying up late and casting some spells tonight


I wanna dress a masculine man Tight shirt and a short, flowy skirt Lie in-between his thighs


#COVID19 why is it the U.K. variant we didn’t create it just identified it first.


Universe. Please help us, not Suella


Listening to Hannah Montana while dying


Get your barf bag ready for this one


I've always been a daddy dom, but I'm just so curious about switch


i love telling my psychiatrist what to do


manifesting somewhere warm and green to do archaeology in this summer. i need to have my beach vacation somehow


First time watching Memphis summer league team play cause I was on vacation….. I’m loving what I’m seeing man


got my earwax removed the other day and my ears hurts like a bitch,,,think this its infected


After a busy few days and surprising my mate at his Home I'm off to London for a flying visit. Relaxing time before the new job


Chipotle & Target run


Me: I’m getting too fat, I’m picking up a treadmill today. Mike: *brings home popcorn, 3 different flavors of ice cream, pretzels and chips*


Been quiet on the acting front recently over xmas but getting some new equiptment to help with stuff from home and self projects. Hoping to hit the ground running in Jan


Why play those dumb ass short goal kicks when you’ve just got back into the game


Stop copying me please


Bitch I Was Flexing When I Never Had Nothing


The way suddenly in my mind fem!yuuji is blasian bc I need her to sing F.N.F


please don’t play with reem he not on of them


Trying to win these giveaways is crazy! Than people try and scam you what is wrong with this world! It's hard enough to ask for help! People are so heartless! $bulldogbarbi is my cashapp if anyone is actually trying to help! God bless


When you find your favorite streamer


It took me 2 years to get back to myself! I’m too excited to go back to school n October!


MY BROTHER HOME FREE


Let me get up and go get my laptop fixed


Girlfriend gotta work NY, I’m with our little heir in beautiful Poltava for celebrations with extended family. Brother working in Brussels, Sister with MSF in Lebanon, parents in Camlough. What a year. New Tesla on order though. 2021 better


looking at how much building a PC costs... might just try out frugal living


To know God is to know love for God is love


I’m glad all my boys don’t do this street shit I can’t lose nomore


Seeing ronaldo play after so long


I’d say 150 people at Onelife tonight and myself and 2 other people wore masks


Whatsup @user how you been?


just made a burger using lettuce instead of bread and it turned out


daily appreciation tweet #54 thank you @Spotify for providing me with lit tracks everyday


My kids go back to school next week


Hancock..


Hey, magandang araw sa'yo. Another day, another chance. This time, nawa'y maging okay na. I believe in you.


are you toxic? but it’s okay, cause i like toxic.


Chief Wisely


I can’t EVER find sun glasses when I need em.


sigh no one’s home and i don’t have my keys so i’ve to sit outside of the house


Just read a thread where a famous romance author was getting dragged along with her audience for being trashy. Why does it have to be all one way or not at all? There’s room for everyone in the book world. I wouldn’t touch a war novel but I’m all in for handcuffs & lingerie.


why are train tickets so expensive in the UK


It’s always the dudes in crocs bull-shittin at the gym


Show time #Kantara at Apsara


$NFLX I actually can't remember the last time I watched something on Netflix been a couple months, I will cancel to help you guys out.


I need my feet professionally done


Good news ladies!!! For those of us staying inside, we are saving so much money on makeup!!!


I literally hate how ignorant my family acts about trans people. They’re very dumb


It's time for me to learn how to ignore people


So idk how many people will see this I hope a few. All of you have seen the new art I got of Roric and I really want to bring him to life. So I am looking for the best suit making guides tutorials everything. Semi realistic and digigrade guides preferred. Help me out peeps


Ban Bay Oval, this pitch ain't for us.


Jones goal, Neco assist Made in the academy


My confidence is on 10000 can’t nobody stop that either


I’m dead ass gonna be in Houston every weekend


Heavy motion in zone 4


Staying #positive doesn’t mean you have to be HAPPY all the time. It means believing good things are coming even when we’re experiencing the bad things


seeing my bf nick jonas again in under 2 weeks


I can never condone an ingrate.


guess who’s currently not busy


I’m choosing violence all 2022. So everyone please leave me alone.


You know the system is backwards when prisoners get better, healthier food, than the children being taught in schools.


Willian dey show is number 10 wey we sabi tey tey


I love Zayn Malik so much, I don't know what my life would be without him


Who had a long list to do for today and is still in bed??? Me


Don't worry 'bout it, sweetheart


Red Bull needs to bring back their pear flavor drink


TikTok is actually addicting


people who break promises are trash.


I’m not gonna say both of our past two Republican Presidents directly led us right into massive economic recessions that obliterated the middle and working class while leaving the upper class safe and bailed out, but it is curious that it’s happened twice


lmao twitter just asked if I wanted to "read before retweeting" an article hell no i'm not going to vet the information i spread on here


Yo these dudes at the Pentagon said 400 UFOs have been encountered


Free for all in reality


I want wings with Cajun ranch fries but I can’t find that here in Tampa


i’m definitely not in love with anthony ramos


I want to become an influencer but I’m kinda camera shy


I really can’t find a new house I’m bout to pull my hair out


is it time to retire the averyeezus handle


eric knows i miss him


To whoever unfollowed me on Spotify. You just shattered my ego


Devers HR Sox ML It is what it is


Pickers good morning


#nucypher I'm hodling until approx $3.50 which I hope to be within the next 6 months


if u don’t like me unfollow


Niggas be bitches and bitches be loving these niggas


Signaling for Tap root


Would you go see a movie at the theater alone? I really don't think it's weird, but maybe I'm in the minority here


RANBOO BIRTHDAY RANBOO BIRTHDAY RANBOO BIRTHDAY RANBOO BIRTHDAY RANBOO BIRTHDAY RANBOO BIRTHDAY RANBOO BIRTHDAY RANBOO BIRTHDAY RANBOO BIRTHDAY RANBOO BIRTHDAY RANBOO BIRTHDAY RANBOO BIRTHDAY RANBOO BIRTHDAY RANBOO BIRTHDAY RANBOO BIRTHDAY RANBOO BIRTHDAY RANBOO BIRTHDAY RANBOO


I need to stock up on wine because I know some of y’all dumbasses didn’t vote and it’s upsetting me and my homegirls already


when you say "and i was like" and make a facial expression, but they don't look-


Jungkook's tattoos


Don't seem to get on here as much now but I do hope all is well in kink land.


Just finished watching The Final Purge on Netflix. Wish I had watched it before now. Lowkey reminds me of endsars protest and how it was hijacked . Totally recommend.


I stayed 10 toes down I was posted while it was raining


i take v good care of my skin and it still trash


I want some warm apple pie


I have high hopes for Miraculous Ladybug's Ephemeral episode. Please don't let me down


I’ve been feeling blah lately but imma get me a cute outfit to match the sneakers and some bee makeup for this triple date night next weekend


- I Den Had A Good 4-5 Ppl Tell Me My Arms Getting Big, Aye On God Where Thanos At


My mother be so calm.


Her project.. Give it to iya sade Eleja..


Like this man isn’t gaslighting me I’m just stupid


The things i’d do for a bag of red hot riplets


I’m 28 years old, I’ve created art my whole life and I’m still figuring out what my work is about. It’s starting to make sense to me now lol. I’m just getting started! Stay tuned


I really lost my smoking buddy


I will not be having a stream today. Right now my whole week in general is looking rather difficult to try and stream much during the week. But I'll keep you posted


Stardate 100556.86: Matt: "I'm gonna pass on a drink. I can have water" Me: "Me too. And I have a Dr Pepper in the fridge. And half a Gatorade" Matt: "And that fake Pedialyte from the doctor" Me: "That's for my next appointment. To test for gestational diabetes" Matt:


I keep feeling like I need to move to another state....like just pack up and move on and not tell a soul.


He really out here tryna get the best of both worlds like Hannah Montana


Isn’t ironic that #Psaki gets Covid again w/i a 2-3 month period plus BHO gets it at same time while Pzizer & Moderna are pushing a fourth vaccine dose. Too coincidental & the libs are ALWAYS up to no good. Ghwzzz


Not me benching Saka for Bamford


Hello, Indianapolis! It is 5:07 pm.


me ab to cry thinking ab my birthday


With all the extra hours/late working in the WFH world, I've become quite the devotee of @BBCRadio3 's soothing Night Tracks but I've never loved it more than when it gifted me Ivor Cutler for closing down the laptop


lud complaining about having to break a record twice, what a hard life


How can someone be so fucking careless when dealing with someone else’s bank information?


i’m disassociating again


im so happy for the boys


#WhyImFeelingAnxious @GovAbbott has embraced Let em Die @DanPatrick ‘s “COVID Policy” oh and I called my local senator @user about that but his office was closed due to the “Unprecedented COVID Pandemic” and he’s a Republican


I Just Knew That Am Gonna Lose It Tdy


How person go just pick one kind 50 billon dollars for ground i dey reason now


New Video on the way


Morning tots habang pabyahe papunta sa work: things that happen inside the production are out of my limit, I should let it flow


$ALLK getting close to that golden cross


I hate Starbucks baristas


I cleaned alllll day!! Finally done, and I feel relieved


Was having a horrible day till I took a shower Life advice: Showers cute everything


Brilliant first half tbf


just got done with my 5 hour exam.... i am SO tired and super hungry, and my brain is fried


saw knefe on an insta story and now i want... the pain


01:32 and I am having a burger


If you happy, I’m Ok ka


For the longest I been dreaming about selling my own tea bagged by my own hands to my people and this weekend the vision is finally tangible. Brew Orleans Tea Co will be in its first of many pop up shops this Sunday. Birthing a baby requires hard labor but it’s so worth it.


casually drinking a marg and making a #plan with my best friend who i haven’t seen in two years


Pleasing you , pleases me


I think he heard me thinking about his dick cause he texted me asking if I needed it


Cut out all distractions and toxic people. Watch how much you grow


I be blocking random strangers who say dumb shit on threads.


just got told my cheeks make me look like a frog


My waistbead popped off which means I’m getting thick


Why does light pink clothing keep catching my attention


This hotel room Is way too hot


Don’t be an #AdultToddler #DoBetter


Which lucky subby gamer boi is funding my new custom built gaming PC? All just for me to wreck them with


The Eagles are so good now


Drunk verse sex


Silence is key. I Been moving low


I’ve realised why I stopped watching a lot of tv shows! Lots of predictability and use of lack of communication to create filler moments


the views to like ratio on this app is actually discouraging, now I see why a lot of you lots don’t have no media


It smells real good in the kitchen


I love keiys


one on one w the corner no safety help


For the Lord takes pleasure in His people; He will beautify the afflicted ones with salvation. Thank you God


Nice one! Glad to hear it


Whoever stalking my Insta yo momma a hoe


How can you be sad when it’s Indycar race week


I fry chicken with no shirt on I legit live with no fear


Fuckem dead bring out the white chalk


I really don't know how ig works


I need to go to Tractor Supply, but I don’t wanna drive


So what yall sayin is if either presidential candidate get elected we fucked anyway? Oh ok


Just got told that they loved my energy! I was like, “really?”


Anyone who sees @user , tell her av said hello


almost 2am but thinking 'bout TOTGA, yessss


I wanna train under 10x gravity


#HappyBirthdayNTR on the way 19m ,


It’s not even 4 yet and I’m in bed


i love wilbur sm


hate how my mouth tastes tonight


I stopped telling people my plans, now I just show em Results


#swfc Well earned 3 points tonight. Im hoping Warnock is really hating Wednesday even more after getting a yellow card.


It’s Giving I Need Some Good Ass Wine && Hulu Tonight


You can’t get what you want living in doubt


It was so obvious they held onto many tickets


$AERC $3 next stop?


Last night was chatting with someone whose opinion I value highly, and we talked a bit about how chasers are kind of shitty as a group. And he was super blunt that I'm a trustworthy relationship-oriented feeder and it just felt...so validating. Thanks dude


Aw man, I just realized No Nut November means no creampies for BunBun


This woman is fucking insane


Fuck from the back like you mad at it


“Sorry for what I said while we were in quarantine”


now... how do they even find out the member's schedules when it was never publicly announced


COME ON BLUES!!!


I’m that friend you can kiss when we drunk


Who’s throwing a Halloween party because this time I got ideas - no I don’t I just wanna be a drunk hoe in a costume


Ando -10


I’m working on the zine with one monitor. Have defensive driving up on the other monitor. Then printing shipping labels on my laptop.


The right timing with the right market and Booom


I just want to see you happy. .....despite not placing 1st in Mario Kart.


I really did not want to get up this morning


The artist line up go crazy tho


Why is Karen carney commentating again


Not eating certain meat for a couple years has been one of the better choices I’ve made in life but Thanksgiving never hit the same.


pop gone end uhp hittin' nis muf*cka..for..real..for..real


I NEED A LIV, BASH, JOE & BELLA SELFIE


I think I’m addicted to my Vicks nasal inhaler


Was just offered a sponsorship gig. Excited, and nervous. Hoping it pans out!


the only kpop song my mom has said she liked is glassy by jo yuri


That L when u first get home be just what the doctor ordered ya heard me


New a good show to watch


i’ve been much more productive and less anxious today, so that’s good news


I cannot drink w u if you like buzzballs, plz grow up


Tickets for EDC Orlando secured. See you soon Tinker Field


That pussy was wet asf


Nigga youngboy on Federal House Arrest talkin about slidin


It's something knowing I have a side account with over 30k followers and watching this one grow is more exciting, like a breath of fresh air in a new space


Here’s your reminder that the plug-in you’ve been tweaking for 30 minutes is muted


There’s nothing quite like the stress of grappling your way across central London tubes at rush hour to the 4D modelshop (closes at 6) for literally 3 items, arriving at 5.55pm, red-faced, panting, with a suitcase & tool bag in hand. London travel is enough exercise for me.


Conquered a fear at the gym yesterday and I got my 1st glute pump!


Kyng daddy just asked for him for the rest of the week PLUS the weekend


Damn lil baby you should of just paid the hush hush money


Happy birthday Honourable @user Have a blast. Mercedes or BMW?


Shit on Kane now England fans


I want a seafood pot


Wonder what minute Ole will make a unforced change!


I gotta go get these cookies for school


I think my favorite thing about being older than yesterday is I now have all the knowledge from yesterday and before it’s cool how it works like that in this linear physical reality.


Sundream


Pizza bolis really just sent us a dried out pizza with no cheese


The new Demi Lovato song sounds like Celebrity Skin


Lmao I’m eating all of mari popcorn she looking like braaaaaa


Watching “Safe house” and it’s just hilarious


Ok , I like the representation


Trump handled lil'kim well,nou this one's have started ka their war games


the Padres have begun 2022 with 12 consecutive errorless games, a new MLB record to start a season (previous record: 2018 Red Sox w/ 10) but the Royals are also errorless through 8 games so far — so San Diego’s flawless fielding percentage may have some competition


KOVID so deadly that no one drop dead on the streets because of it


GOOD MORNING AAAAAA #BTSUnplugged TODAYYYYYY


Hope Blu Hydrangea loses this season. Pangina deserves to be in the finale this season.


Second game hacker fucking lit


And we have Armstead for 5 years


bitch so skinny you can ear the joints on the bones


the wire just cleared I almost got scared because it failed the first time


Due to it all of a sudden getting hot again where I am. I'm not feeling 100%, so I'll be cancelling stream tonight. But we'll be back tomorrow for more Yakuza!


somebody get me some black crocs pls , i’m a size 11


I think I just robbed my grandma on accident


hey who wants to b tagged in my jungwon edit


He gon be sick


Bitch greys anatomy makes me cry in every episode damit


Damn Snoop loss her daughter Plum. Lord I don’t even know her but my heart aches for her


Megan Fox is


SOPHIA IS SO CUTE I LOVE SHE


7:12 a.m and Still awake


... and that ass is getting fatter and I know it’s because of me


So do IRS give you your money BY or ON the DD date cuz I have date and it say by but the bar is not on refund sent.


Hope my future new roomies like my cat


Yes I am watching football instead of Cricket


Russiagate is Pizzagate on steroids.


Moved to Baytown & I don’t know anyone or anything lmao


I might be getting a gaming pc soon


I must say, waking up to a video of one of my students doing a leg hold while singing me happy birthday was the best way to kick off the day


Kind of bummed about losing the dignity that comes with work, but also slightly concerned about depleting my savings to pay for food.


Kale Jensen with his second dinger of the day! 15-4 Kernels lead in the seventh inning. Jensen continues his outstanding season at the plate. 3 for 3 with 3 RBI and 3 walks


I love finishing a really hard workout and feeling good about myself and then getting stuck in my shoe because the lace is knotted.


I fuck with the yg shirt I just purchased


The music washed away all the hate and society started advancing.


Hey @user I want @LiquidDeath merch for Xmas!


Who knew you could make a tweens’ day with a package of Prosco markers?


A sad day: today marks 4 years since the Kardashians closed Dash, paving the way for Kourtney to rebrand its Instagram account with millions of followers as “Poosh” to make it look like literally anyone was following her for lifestyle advice


I just learned that I just wanna rock dance


Missing Bex


OMG I Should go do my exam before BTS appears on MTV


Finishing this semester strong. No citations, just vibes


Bro everyone’s bf hate me AND everyone’s gf hate me I can’t win!!! I’m just tryna b friends ain’t no sneaky shit here bruv


naw fr this man went crazy


i am so dizzy rn there r dark spots in my vision . and i am sitting down


I need some lingerie for Kaylas party that says ‘I’m with whatever get me lit’ but also ‘I’m not fucking, but you can eat me up’


omg I got the update


Had a dream that Justin Trudeau himself gave me my Covid shot but first I had to answer a skill testing question : What is the name of the Prime Minister?


Based on how many of these boys slid up on my snap story today y’all must have forgot what I looked like


I hurt my fucking toe


I want you to be happy...even if that happiness does not include me


i have a crush on neil degrasse tyson


I wish my mom wasn’t on this cruise. I need to vent


hit my money goal today


I can feel my body and brain deteriorating.


My kids called everybody today now nobody wanna answer for me


Can never feel bad for Utd


When you have big feet, it’s either kitten heels or stilettos and ion like dat


The good thing about being single and not being in love? You can like whoever you want without feeling guilty


Y’all what if we get TLM trailer after Halle’s NYE performance


Really not feeling great tonight like, totally out of breath.


I’m fasho gone be outside this summer. And idgaf if it’s just me and my mf dog, but we out here


I have a mf dilemma of the highest caliber im trying to download movies from hbo max but i just got to much damn music, there’s no room


Forget tubeless for riding gravel. Latex inner tubes and put sealant inside. Over a year of hassle free, puncture free fun


guy like me tired


13 days more to meet him


I’m glad I knew today was going to be shit and was able to mentally prep for it yesterday


The ending of Grand Army got me tight


This kid just keeps testing me


Brand new air forces hit different


I want some chocolate...m&ms or somethinnn


I didn’t do anything spooky this October


Lost my job today, gimme a


Every time I wear ear buds for more than an hour and then take them out, it feels like they're still in my ears for the rest of the day.


so happy with @user decision to give @user the win


I aint going no other fete if Patrice Roberts aint on the lineup


All this money they got, you’ll think they would contribute soft paper products


Never let money change your values or diminish your integrity .


Just a friendly reminder that no matter who wins to treat others the way they treat others! So, don't be hateful and we won't have a problem!


Feels like another good day to order Indian food for lunch… if UberEats will still work with the ongoing network outage here


Someone needs to let me ICE them out.


2 of the 4 other parlay bets have hit before half time. I'm just all sorts of stupid rn


Is HEB normal now? I neeeed to go grocery shopping


“Do you wanna come over and nap?” A love language


#DearNothing South Indians are also Indians


It makes me genuinely happy to see people who aren't in my life anymore doing well and happily living their life


grabe jk. you're so so cool


In Ohio-USA, one in four Covid19 death is a healthcare person


I don’t know who needs to hear this..but.. you should keep making art


going with the chifuyu and the cinnamoroll agenda on my layout


ok sleepy time gn


We challenge the #NFT space, push it to the edge, and try everything to create long-term added value for the #community and, thus, an entirely new #ecosystem. Furthermore, we need to build a strong community where we trust, know and support each other.


SuperM is underrated and treated like crap


So either there is absolutely no one even remotely qualified to run against #NancyPelosi in her district or she has bought enough people off to keep getting re-elected. She fucking 81 yrs old! I’m going with the latter. She is one of the crooked #USCongress members serving!


Niggas line up be crazy


Can feel a wee avengers movie marathon coming up


Wife’s out of town, so I planned a road trip for me and the kid. You’ll never guess what songs he’s picking for the playlist


Asal maze bds walon ke hein


Well i guess i'm FA again


“Leader” isn’t a title, it’s a way of being. It’s a decision you make on how you want to interact with others.


let that bitch breathe!


when i fwu i fwu, i wanna see the world with you , & if im really fucking with i go a extra MILE .. im not prefect IM DAMN SURE WORTH IT & that’s for relationships , friendships or family !! but i learned you can’t ride for everybody & im fine with that


GN friends and fam...until tomorrow. Keep making your AWESOME art and keep growing the BEST community EVER


Its 12 am and my brain decided its time to miss preachers cassidy.... nothing but love for this bi king


I can't stand someone who tries to bark at me when I'm ordering food. I'm trying to tell the lady I don't want peas in my fried rice & she's like "What size! What size!" I'm like 'did you hear what I said or are you just ignoring me like hello?' fuck it, I'm not picking it up.


15 mins left ~ let's trend #KristxWoodyFM


To anyone whose #whatsapp isn’t working, I’ve just updated the app and it’s working fine now


Creators would know. I want a satin lined beanie (to protect the hair) and my (toxic trait) is thinking I’ll just make one instead.


Spoke with my favourite ex today for such a long time. He called me during work hours so I had my stripes on. I thanked him again for breaking my heart so bad I left the country, now look how well I'm doing


How have we ended up with a cat who comes in with slugs attached to her fur


These headaches been beating my ass lately


Hummels robbing an mbappe goal


This Baron Davis x All The Smoke episode is too fire. BD dropping gems


my leg tat is so fucking hard I can’t wait for more


Eating free party rice.


I just realized I have daddy issues


para todos los que viven en los depas quiero pedirles una disculpa por tener kendrick 24/7, but ya'll gotta understand i waited 5 years for this shit


Well my 30th's gonna be crap


Everybody you love go leave you it’s a fucking disaster


Good luck to everyone in Rivals today! Who do you think is winning it today? Our favourites for today are Team Fifa, Jukeyz and WarsZ Our second favourites are Italian Demons So many teams in with a shout, looking forward to it.


Anyway back to our players…Ruben Loftus-Cheek is unreal. Truly on his way to the top if he can stay healthy


Where my dl thugs at, I'm tryna see sum right quick


gonna make a hq clairo bot to solve all my problems


Rip to my 46 game win streak wid my play glass


*me trying to save money and not order food so much* *email from Postmates with free delivery* .....okay fine you win


Ohh Billy Wright Your wife's a widow She's replaced You wae a dildo


jukyung Could have picked seojun & she didn't. That was her first Mistake


I feel so good today lol


I got my dog the cutest snow boots


Omg 3 years ago I found out I was pregnant with my bestie girl


Still at work during a tornado and flood


Wonder if I should upload my pride dj mix Since I’m in bed bound anyway


Had the weird thought this morning that we're all ticking stopwatches from birth. At some point, the watch will stop. What would you have done differently today if you knew yours was set to stop tomorrow?