OMG! See Hector Bellerin being dribbled past with ease.


AYOOOOOO what’s everybody up too? Sheeba and I are snacking on some ramen before work


How come everytime I ask my best friend for a logo he wanna ignore me


gabby answer the gc


bruh fuck nasty gal they sent me the wrong sizes of the stuff i ordered and now i don’t have an outfit for harry next week


Malace at the palace on Netflix


Good evening fam. How was your day?


now i'm watching 39 but i'm not sure if i'm enjoying it


Is @user able to show Y00tPoints and DePoints per NFT?


Got a dj for my sister party


If I fuck & make you cum you gotta promise not to stress me


ANOTHER ONE Mary Pierce Barnes hits a line drive over the center field fence to push the Mountaineer lea to 5-1


I went and got Le’Veon Bell off the Waiver Wire so quick


All my bitches got they tickets!! It’s UP next month


cup noodles the real goat when it comes to curing hangovers


so crazy what happens when you start foden


In certain pictures it looks like I have eyeliner on when in reality I don’t! Cool


Just yelled "JOOOOOOOOSH!!" at the top of my lungs and forgot my windows were open


that hot shower after work beats it all


Sooner or later (generally later) one does realize that India is the land of Ramayana & Mahabharata & nothing really works without politics. Even Lord Krishna's teachings point to learning the art of politics but without making claims towards the result. THAT'S THE TWEET


The way Nigerians are busy attacking each other on this App is appalling Wllhy


Idc how “strong” I may come across, sometimes I need somebody to hold me while I cry and assure me that shit is gone be ok too…


#AskWillNStana best achievement in your life? Could be professional or personal


Lol letting someone control your decisions... PAAAA THHHHHH ETICCCCCC


my life boring af right now


I just realized I am seeing @thedriverera in 3 days???


Alot of people be on here laughing at situations they currently going through as well


ive came to terms wit the fact that someone will always be picked over me. that's okay though im number one to me


give my girl whatever she want/need bc she deserve it


Netflix can't do anything right anymore. Cancelling beloved shows left and right, renewing ones no one cares about, and not protecting/driving away their lead actors. All they seem to be doing these days is uniting us in our growing hatred of them


me expecting texts after i get outta the shower


Nobody: Me: Yeah I got the stripes but fuck adidas nigga


Noooo McKennie please be okay


12 bout to locc ya stupid ass up


I need a fucking hug...that’s it


fuck school Ima still go tho


Joined in with the @GarethMalone #GreatBritishHomeChorus this evening, great fun and very uplifting


my mums hidden all the penguins because i’ve had 2 already fuming


Indonesia 2 'vs 0 Nepal first half


wait lex were sugar and vodka szn u can’t tell me that’s not so cute


BIGGBOSS COMIN THRU


Bro can i get the father of the year award


oh no, help me hubbeh, I've picked up a fentanyl dollar and there's only one way to keep me awake


tl is full of love and support for chris and i love it here.


I missed work last night & the building flooded LMAO


This period, na girls dey apologize first In the argument


Sick of feeling so ill


How much have you spent on your man?


I want no 6. goal tonight to come from either Dias or Stones


playing omori and my entire reaction is. . . he could stab me with that steak knife and I would say thank you


had a good nap and daydream of loona teasers!


I try to be no fucks given but sometimes I really do be givin a fuck


Dude honestly when my mom dies take me too because idk what the fuck I’m gonna do


why we can trust @user he listens to the band camino


My mum spewing lesbophobic shit on the phone


I h8 when I go to a cafe and they run out of seats I be wanting to cry


Ion like how Gucci mane and keyshia act like they only got 2 kids


Is a group of squid called a squad? Asking for myself.


Blows my mind I quit smoking almost 7 months ago! Getting pregnant really changed a lot of things for me.


i will no longer be friends with my friends


Why am I so graceful? Why am I so stupendously abundant?


OH I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOAL


To celebrate 10k followers we are going to dedicate this space to sharing the work of our followers!


I’m addicted to learning cause the right information will change your life


The fact that Katie didn’t make these guys do this dressed in drag has me a lil disappointed


watch the sun is also a star for the first time and now i wanna reread the book bc im in my feels


They don’t have to be a bad person for you to disconnect from them, some people just really aren’t meant to be in your space


I think dis weed might b smoking me


Wale said “Netflix & Prosecco” and I felt that in every part of my soul


Somebody come see @queennaija & @Official_Tink with meeeee


when you pause the lofi beats, you know shit is getting real


Watching the interview and have to pause to scream ANG GWAPO NI NAMJOON!!!!!


They only see the million dollars , not the million problems


Researchers have been hard at work deciphering the phenomenon of #JobSatisfaction. See what the science says; some of the evidence might even “shock” you!


Pls I hate old ppl so much


The @RangersFC learning curve? Find a rich Unionist willing to spend tens of millions on world class footballers who somehow want to come & live & work in a country which suffers inclement weather & where the regular domestic game won't stretch their undoubted abilities. Easy


My favorite part about fruit cake is the rum


Not Joshes conspiracy theorist side of the family getting covid at family Christmas


Sweet melody


I pray chelsea get Inter Milan in the next round. Lukaku redemption


I’m that typa bitch to tell you if it looks good or if it don’t look good I ain’t that hatting ass bitchhh


Man me and Mista only been homies for Ike 5 years but Istg it feel like we real brothers


I (think I) got hit on by a girl earlier. It was so random, that’s it’s actually only starting to sink in now...


Have Power Ranger always looked this awful?


gonna try to learn the lyrics to bts’ whole discography by heart by the time they tour again


shein sent me a free dress?? and it’s the cutest thing ever?? it’s pink?? and it fits?? i didn’t even look at dresses on my last order?? what is going on?? i happy tho


The thing that held the water tank of the flush in my toilet broke and water went everywhere. Spent 2 hours cleaning and idk what the fuck to do. This happens when you decide to move to a dirt cheap apartment


My bro getting his weight up


Exactly one month until we move into our place


Iso paid OF promo, preferably for medium build


All that trouble I went through to swap from Sunday to Saturday to be going both days now


Still Suckafree since 83’


I ALWAYS have a taste for soul food


Y’all be on here sneak dissing mfers YALL follow…. Is the @ not working for you


my @ is so sexc forget what i said about second guessing it


why is sitting criss cross apple sauce in public so embarrassing


now my only company’s a half full glass of wine


riley won’t get mermaid tails with me


i’m starting to remember. let me not


I WANNA THROW HANDS.


TW: suicide mention if I had a nickel for each guy from persona twt that live tweeted while confessing his love to me and then sewerslide baited on the TL after I rejected him, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?


Today I’m playing with makeup


I dont care enough, to not care


I know sometimes I’m crazy. I was hoping you could bare w/ me.


blacking out on my birthday this weekend


Night gain.. Weka handle yako tuinuke wote


swedish fish.. that’s a tweet


$GME just crossed $200 -


Things I am not: An elected, teacher, administrator, psychologist, lawyer, therapist, doctor For some reason they listen like I am (knowing I am not). Who do I speak with about a raise?


Nobody in the town sells individual lashes though


December 27th Coming Too Fast


Gas pussy-popped it’s way back to the top of the charts


idk how i am introverted but still can be myself and do whatever without caring about others


this shii ain’t like me nomo straight from tha struggle tryna find peace


Happy Birthday to my guy @user stay blessed!!!!


it’s snowing so hard rn


FINALLY on season 16 of Greys


iloveyou always @user keep safe muah


Thinking bout changing my career path


i dont want him to be around with me but at the end im still missing him


I keep forgetting the capcom and missed it.


dream and his little parrot


Is it me or is Netflix deadass straight boring


He made me cum with out me touching myself. Ooouuuuuu.


I just wanna go eat & his ass is sleep


Got a copy of Wotakoi vol 5


I've watched every episode of Gilmore Girls multiple times at this point and all I'm saying is if Taylor disrespected me the way he's always disrespecting Luke? Personally I wouldn't let that slide


I hope that award shows this year have the artist actually sit and watch other artists' performances (if it's safe ofc) bc that was honestly one of my favorite parts of award shows


$SAVA Quick scalp after the trend change & before the reversal.... Annoyingly missed an earlier entry, which left little room. Green nonetheless


Just how fucked up this "Level 16" movie is


lol just realized I had a whole buncha bots in my dms


It feels like spring with a temperature of 79° F in Montgomery, AL


Rescheduled my flight once again!!! Won't get to Indiana until 2am!


Amad Traore


This man called this girl HANDSOME. Good night.


I just needed that Astro’s homerun


Genis-Vell sucks, he is my least favourite Jonas brother


Finding a mod position is really difficult I see. Tag some projects down below that might need an extra hand


One thing ab my momma she gone act like she don’t see my text so I have to call her ass


i keep forgetting that i barely have any stay moots


Oh bby bby have you seen amy tonight?


Ashley has decided to come over instead of multi tasking


Fasting next month,shaving as well can’t wait


GOT WILBURS MERCH


VET and XMR looking solid


mo money more problems ian tripping i can solve it


idk getting called sneaky is like idk I’m sneaky


WhatsApp will let you delete your messages then report that you deleted them so you can be asked why you did.


The only thing in my mind: is get dough


ride and stroll


Old school music so chill


At least once a year I remind myself about a serious question: Both Goofy and Pluto are dogs, so why does Goofy get to walk, talk, have a home while Pluto gets jack all?


Prosperity


Gonna wear my beads to work today fuuuu it


I wonder if Nige has thought about getting our injured players fit or that Moore & Bakinson are coming back in June


Another year another me beating all my family at the big fat quiz


I only wanna fall fall fall for you~


textbooks are so expensive, i’m just trying to get my education bro


asian doll is gorgeous


Whole main floor just flooded........great


Just thinking about getting mercilessly pounded until I can't move.


The maintenance people never even called me back about my oven but I came home and i got a brand new one


The best part about raising kittens and puppies is seeing their face when they see their mama for the first time after their eyes open up


Sore throat... I am not shocked


If you need last minute wine to survive tonight we have you covered! Open until 5pm.


now I gotta find something for my daughter and sons dad to wear..


I know I’ll cry taking my baby to school


Well so much for doing my you laugh you lose stream earlier than normal I slept in way too late guess I'll aim for my normal stream time now


I’ve had my print less than 24 hours and I’ve already received a $450 offer on it


All I need is some head in bed….it could be so simple


I’m just getting smarter and hotter and more emotionally intelligent and more healed and more sexy and more loving and kinder and gentler and more focused and less worried and just more like myself every single day


Y’alll it just got CHILLY in my city who gonna snuggle me?


I need to lose weight in my face in 2 weeks. Do I hear no sugar ?


I bought her ass best believe im gon’ tap baby


Played Squad (@JoinSquad) today and I have to say this game has potential. Communication and teamwork is amazing there. It’s a pretty hard game though


Texans really know how to make some good brisket lawd


btw it's capricorn season


This humidity is really messing with my hair


Wishing for warmer weather. Hope you all have sun where you are. Have some sun fun today.


Quantum physics sound magnetic energy


just bought my tickets to immersive Frida exhibit


I’m so mad my hookah broke


[1/2] "Forest conservation and restoration are of utmost importance to #ClimateChange mitigation and adaptation, and #women play key roles in #forest protection initiatives carried out by Indigenous Peoples and local communities”


That man really said aliens took over his body


I just want to have the moving fairy sweep up all of my things into neatly packed and organized boxes. Alas, I am the moving fairy.


Labor are going nuts with ads on Facebook lately.


When I think I’m all alone and my heart’s under control, you’re everywhere


Best part of 2020 is going to be when this election is over any we can enjoy social media again


7x09 screeners are out...i would like some spoilers.


Being the oldest daughter in a Mexican household was my biggest curse


absolutely spiraling! talk soon


Already getting “price increase” notices for 2023….


Who am I tagging along with on 6th? I'm on my own as per.


Yo @user there's mad balloons on your timeline. Happy birthday


Social media is such a leveler because in real life beauty currency still applies


If u can’t drive get tf off the road wtf


Not me everytime seeing a tarot reading or fortune teller in tiktok I actually claim it that it's true what all they said.


Poor Jacques that actually made me cry


No one's around me know , I'm still learning to love myself


Sooo sims 4 got the update today


I miss when Kali Uchis’ tickets were $50


Don’t turn my light on to talk to me, I can hear in the dark


If you can reply to this Harry loves u


I’m gonna go skydiving next month and I’m so freaking excited


imagine losing to the team that lost to the team that lost 9-0


dream has them paper thin lips


wait why is james charles trending


I’m finally at my goal weight and now all I have to do is tone and discipline myself


The realest niggas have the hardest way of living


Charge me with coochie not money


Gsh I'm tired. How is it barely Tuesday


Be grateful and thankful in any receiveness


1 more would be perfect


There’s nothing more heartbreaking than meeting the right person at the wrong time


I really just told my oldest to stfu, he sounded like his dad. PTSD at its finest. I wanted to punch him in the face!


looks like i’ll be getting drunk at home on new years , im not tryna get sick


Fabulous Ft Ne-Yo - Make Me Better


Coworker got me Starbucks and I got to leave early today


my son just randomly asked me how my day was for the first time


Chris Tan’s POV on current events is so enlightening.


why tf did dj khaled and drake make no secret 45 seconds long


Those storms this morning were


So fuckin horny.. I wanna suck some toes


So I said my nice thing about MSU fans, but to be honest I do like you all, but I still consider you 3rd on our rival list. 1) Ohio State 2) a team we no longer play (ND) 3) MSU Which should be okay, since you’re okay with 3rd place…


insta: Hey, you want my nudes? me: I want to pay and be used by a classy ruthless woman. insta: are you into feet? me: i want to pay and used by a classy ruthless woman. insta: are you into ass? me: i want to pay and used by a classy ruthless woman. insta: time waster!


We really thought BTS was gonna announce a world tour


at my parents house, stealthily smoking weed with a dinky pipe and a grill lighter in the backyard quick before my dad gets home and we have dinner. Just like old times


Ride it ..we're all alone Ride it..just lose control Ride it..ride it, come touch my soul Ride it..ride it, let me feel you.


They waking R Kelly up in the middle of the night and making him sing lullaby’s at knifepoint


Manboobs is my thing.


ain’t have a perm in six months


Lol I love and hate politics


It’s extremely hot outside today


I'll be making a comics curriculum at work for my students since it's been in such high demand. I can't wait to teach my ways muhahaha


I booked my flight to worlds


Love how @NBA2K is givin us no park info


Saddened to see the racist hate and bile on social media today. Its disgusting and completely unacceptable!


new johnsmovies podcast is giving me something to look forward to


I feel like we all took full body pics in that closet last weekend.


do u think breathin is boring reply or perish


Skipping work to see @user Thursday #noregrets


It’s my niece calling asking to come over to play for me


Just Chatting!!! Why don't yawl tell your friends they look a mess


Roses do brighten the mood


ima just stfu and listen


Why are some men so SALTY at us women using our bodies to make money


giving my life to watch cloy for the first time


day 1 without 5 hyungs


Hey x who’s active????


My mom prefers my girlfriend's driving over mine, this hurts me.


gonna rewatch It's A Sin n cry again, don't speak to me


Insomnia Twitter, what are we gonn do now?


Nothing better than having brief intense sex with an traveling bottom who can take a pounding


I’m never buying content. However..I Respect the hustle


who do you think my closest moot is yes this is stolen


#SeriesX now unavailable on Amazon, anything changes I'll let you know. Hope some of you got one


Getting Us Busboys


i kinda wanna try & put this weave in myself but i got somewhere to be tomorrow & my hair looks fine straight right now


Word of the day : accept what you have


Is Brusters cancelled ? I want a sundae


I’m always getting lied to


Nigga gettin so much dog money he cloned his dog


Alexa, wash my dishes


Always bet on Creatives


Ony arrive pas smh


Dear Future Self, I know you’ve probably hit some bump in the road that makes you want to give up. But, I’m here to tell you to keep showing up, keep learning, keep growing, keep pursuing what matters most to you. Because a set back is set up for a comeback


I swear I miss this girl


Never thought adult life would be like this growing up


Put the Christmas tree up today. Nice to have something colourful in the living room in what has been a very dreary and depressing time. Trying to find comfort in small things to get through.


I did it guys, I actually booked my next tattoo appt


Av never been happy with a loss but tonight I'm happy as the football was great, for 50 odd mins I'd say we were the better team than the European champions, the future is exiting for us man


When you ready don't wanna be around people but yet your force to be around family


i love when i have work due in the next hour and my school's site has been down the entire day. Online school is fun


Me senti malkkk


gonna use ayato with scara in abyss just for the laffs to see him go turbo speed. might even throw jean in there if i can get that to work long enough


We get it! Life and work can sometimes feel consuming. It's okay to "take a breather" - in fact, you kind of need it


my typeeeeee


Go vegan 30 days before my birthday & see the outcome?


Watching my man wash my car


am i sad bc i’m sleep deprived, am i sad bc i’m PMSing, or am i just actually really sad? maybe all of the above idk


Nunez loves scoring


Y’all be ugly asf, dirty asf, nasty asf, grimey asf, everything asf


I'm on my phone during class and I keep smiling but today's topic is animal cruelty


In primary school this girl bought my friend snacks everyday, he assumed she liked him he and told her he liked her she told baba she did it because he looked like he needed the food


Not the hijaabi superhero


Luv my period boobs


Mother will never understand Why you had to leave But the answers you seek Will never be found at home The love that you need Will never be found at home Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away


daeng's wife...


another heart break from berita lelayu


Who's excited to see @andy_murray in the #NottinghamOpen? Find out how you can be there


I just gave my sister a wedgie and now shes crying and telling our mom smh, like jeez it already happens like 5 times a day why cry now


What the fuck are we playing at We’ve been absolutely shit We look tired lazy We simply don’t look like we want it Harry Kane no effort When are we going to stop playing shit in the first half all the time


I really hate that I’m so sensitive..


Not Cole trying to gaslight me into thinking Colleen is prettier than Zanab like bitch BFFR


DERANGED. That’s Taraji P. Henson


I just wanna collect all the jimin pcs


trippie just set us back 3-7 more carti business years


Abortion and "threat to democracy" vs inflation and crime


I want 69 with a finger in my booty hole please


Just realized I’ve been tattooing for almost 3 years now


if u love me bby lemme hear u say it. ik i’m yo favorite


can yall get better at apologizing? Like be original give me a powerpoint or sumn


He’s being annoying again.... I wanna punch his face with a brick


just remembered I put that fat ass wood out earlier


Jaehyun et Jungwoo les amours de ma vie


i feel like a lil caesar's pizza rn.... hot & ready


an irl is in will’s home city bitch u better get away


I Want Wings From City Tap Tn! *Cough Cough* @user


Safaree was better as a backup dancer


This Sun is getting really disrespectful melting my ice cream and shii


Mistress Lucy clip promo twitter


Yo this Marathon is some GAS!


Only sat outside for 3 hours before he came back


trying to draw something but i’m burnt out on le art juice but i’m always full of dumb bish juice


My Sister Has Been Pregnant For 725 Months And My Nephew Still Isn’t Here


niggas aint slick.


Just call me Kirk on tweets please


Stay private, lowkey & humble


Welp, it's ice raining out so my husband is taking his truck to work and doesn't want me to take the car out. So I guess I *have* to skip the gym today and eat Halloween candy and work on 'Worthless'. Damn, what a compromise.


Just had a interview & they hired me on the spot !!! I’m so mf happy


Wait so there’s adult ballet classes !?


I'm still salty about the tumblr porn ban, especially because I get like two or three new follows a day from porn bots over there. It's like rubbing salt in the wound for me, idk


Tutonda to save the season?


This iced matcha latte is my new obsession


I love when everyone plays lawyer


I sleep on Cairo timing and get up on Manama timing My way to fool my mind that I’m having enough sleep


this cinnamon toast crunch guy just seems like an all time weenie


.@JenaRoseMusic is incredibly STUNNING! REQUEST @MTV #FridayLivestream .@JenaRoseMusic is incredibly STUNNING! REQUEST @MTV #FridayLivestream


Shit was spooky in the hood way before October


Who told me it was a good idea to day drink before work


Cocky people <<<


I wish this bitch brittnei get a grip of her own life this bitch wanna make everything about her to make her self relevant


What’s good on Netflix? I want a Tv Show which will get me hooked after the first episode not the 5th or something. RT so I can get more suggestions


ah yes, finally an emoji to sum up this year:


Wassup homies hows it hangin


We literally turn up for 20 mins and keep winning somehow


chris brown heart to heart #mood


I'm having a terrible allergy to my wedding ring and I don't know what to do. It's been happening for over three months now, I take off the ring so the allergy gets better and when it's better I put it back but it keeps coming back and it itches so bad


mumbo sauce from sons on pizza bolis cheese pizza


Indy is so uncomfortable i feel horrible


I been looking at myself like “yes I’m putting on some pounds” I get on the scale it be like no your not


Aduh... Makin hari makin malas. But ive to keep on going tho. Jiayo to me.


alarms r alrd triggering. top that off w caffeine ?


Awesome show today from @user Been a while since I was able to catch one live and glad I didn’t miss todays


Joined @user as best ps5 player


She seen my lips, asked could she sit on my face


Being soft-spoken and wearing a mask is the WORSE. Have to repeat the same sentence over and over again


Wonder how many of my husband's @user followers I can get to follow me as I currently have 4 followers. I don't use Twitter much but may start to if I had more followers


How is it that Europe (who were way behind the UK at vaccinating their citizens) are now out front, to the point they have now just signed a vaccination passport agreement that lets people travel. WTF is going on in the country, everyone else is moving on with their lives


Wonder Over Worry


Ima start using this again


when youve been on delivered for almost 8 hours and youre going to lose it bc every time youre phone does the buzz you hope its him BUT ITS TELLING YOU THAT YOUR PHONE IS 90% CHARGED


I pulled for one spark and a half in feh and have gotten 1 palla and sparked another one


Damm Tiger Woods was just with Wade too


Like 10 ppl done sent me a DM asking what happened to my profile pic. I'm holleringgggggg


I’ve been yelled at by (2) customers today about things that are their fault


bbc iplayer katie price & harvey doc is so eye opening so worth the watch really shows how good a mother she is !


Two balls over the top rashford running on to them and Alison sweeps them away I bet that must be really nice for a defender! I know de gea as saved us many times bcse he is a fantastic shot stopper but in all other departments he’s dreadful!! Bring the hate at me if u must


How can Paige watch him leave like tha an not run after him


Spoken poetry, Hamlet?? RT @user I want someone to piss in my asshole


brodie got that steroid rage @BryceHall chill


From January 8 to December 28 real quick


Tryna catch a POV


I came back on Twitter and I finally have that filtered comments feature. Love that for me


I’ll never understand a lot of sh!t & I am honestly ok with that.


My website is officially LIVE Baebeeeee


Always and forever,by Fire by force


One thing I love is how much a difference my kindness has made in other people’s life. I hope that keeps on


i smile even if am in bad mood


Fighting the good fight


Met @user from the @user @user team during my interview today. I had a great time getting to know more about Avium during my discussion with him. I respect and appreciate the effort Avium is putting into their selection process and building a community.


when the office plays bon iver


Digitization has also changed the taste of goat light soup to beef sauce.


I wish more than anything that my dad could have met my daughter. He always talked about these days


I could be everything you want, if you play ya cards right


Where can I return my Haitian card at cuz not only I don’t like Haitian music like that and I don’t eat soup Joumou


Discernment will take you a long way


in my ovarian cyst era


Many new traders today are becoming long-term investors


I wonder if Virgil and Darwin will be sharing hair conditioning recommendations with each other


Schmeichel has been decent tonight.


My son has just come toddling into my bedroom half asleep. He climbed into my bed next to me, and started stoking my arm until he nodded back off to sleep. I nearly died from bursting with so muxh love


Anyone who needs extra myx account? I just finished creating 40 more accounts today.. dm me for those interested


the way Harry’s voice is so deep in temporary fix


Everyone in ibrox thank you from folk sitting at home wishing


my friend just brought me an arizona tea and ramen i’m so happy


“ won’t be no bitches on the side if you a rider just know if it’s pure you wont fight over no title “


Clueless is on .. YAY


At 22 I am watching The Addams Family for the first time.. oops


Under 1k in queue for Sat…


starting to outgrow so much shit. I crave peace


I'll think of something. They deserve it.


who the fuck put mushrooms on tacos


watching this and thank fuck last week didn’t go to extra time i couldn’t have taken that


i’m gonna delete genshin if i don’t get ganyu


Getting pops into Money Heist


One thing that makes me irrationally angry is bad service. Ala wrong orders and forgetting drinks.


Bloody hell this series of #Marcella is crazy


ok gn-please stay safe and stay away from that type of content, there are so many young viewers that should never have to see that...ily all


RIP another bottle of poppers lost to a drop on a hard floor


I’m so ready to go on vacation I hate it here


Reflecting on the fact the last time a Conte team got done by arsenal in the premier league, he changed formation, went on a massive winning spree and won the league, hoping history repeats itself


changing my username soon to a hs3 track


Charcoochie boards are spendy


Hi, yes, I DID brag to a coworker-friend about the fact that I’ve been making bread since before 2020.


Baked chicken today


I been feelin' pain for so long I done became numb


Pep Please Man


After all the fine girl,abeg smell good as well.not the sweaty smell it’s disgusting


Good to know that im ending grey’s like soon. But not gonna catch up on #station19 soon. Let’s keep the best for the last.


Did leg day yesterday and this shit is not fun today


That explained the drift on glass slippers


Alec Baldwin trending? What- did he move back to America now that Trump's no longer in the WH?


Perimeter lock in da lab


Got my snacks and my music. Time to procrasinate and get easily distracted while doing my work, let's goooooooo!


Shout out to the lovely @GWRHelp staff at Chippenham station who were handing out free bottles of water to passengers arriving this evening. Lovely gesture and much appreciated in this sticky weather!


there are a lot of things happening in my country, I feel overwhelmed and frustrated as these issues continue to pile up, the only escape I have is music and learning Japanese and Korean language


They say in order to be something you have to act like it before it happens. So I’m not just drinking this S.Pellegrino sparking mineral water for hydration, I’m actually manifesting wealth.


I wanna play minecraft, mommy buy me a gamer pc please


I’m spending so much money unnecessarily and I love it. I hope I won’t regret it later


ima smoke and take a nap before i burn this house to the ground


For anyone that played the COD Cold War campaign. What did you do in the end


can i say slay to a client


i hate when people say “I don’t like spicy food or eat any type of salsa” but yet a eat a whole bag of spicy chips makes no sense


I’m tired of being sick like WTH


Somebody tel Doja cat, that I’m tryna to indulge in that


Encore 2j


Good News: My county is showing only one new COVID case in the last week and no new hospitalizations. Fingers crossed it holds.....


British Bake Off


amazing weather outside chilly winds


if your name is laurel i know you got daddy issues


when the kpop comes on after the wonder years


Started in the kitchen at work as a cook. I’m hella happy and in my domain. I love this for me!!


#Vikings on Hulu is Bad Ass! I’m not sure why I’m just finishing this


WE’RE GOOD BOYS


Ready to see my Best now . Plus I know he bout chef if up right . I’m hungry


Bad lil b* in sum red bottoms


i still have 2 hours before class, should i go to bed and ditch class?


God’s timing is impeccable


Who wants to hear the story of the tortoise


pity 31 and 50/50 and i only have 18 primogems and 0 wishes left i love my life


So y’all think if I ordered some boots 2 day shipping they a be here by Friday


I love the variety in NHL 23 so much cause rn I’m playing the women’s ice hockey world championship as team USA and no other sports game can come close to the amount of just STUFF in nhl


The Book of Lifesavers (it used to be 10 rolls) was the best. There is something wrong with you, @user


We vibin to Justin Bieber


them wings & fried rice gone hit every time


Cats are actually cool


3ª tentativa frustada de comprar ingresso pro show do Justin ou do Coldplay


Fuck. Made a tik tok and I have no idea how to use this shit.


Mom: [asks my stepdad to do a thing] Stepdad: Do the thing. Me:


i married the goofiest nigga ever, he’s so much fun


Nah deadass the thought of starting all the way over is just


Nunez had been great. All these keeper has to play like prime Neuer against us only


Just gotta stay consistent w this thing. God lead the way


my allergies are acting up today, I’ve sneezed like 20 million times


who tf being colorist toward woo


i feel like i'm drowing in pain


Ion respect heads for that move


I think I need to work 4 days a week every week but still get at least 40 hours and only work 8 hours a day


The Sun is basically laughing at the state of Georgia


I want to read poetry to you and give you back shots


I wish say like Kofi Ceyram dey available for that interview. Where you people all go go off be where he go slot the ayigbe words into the matter. I know my brother. Twitter saf he dey reply people with " Tso ". He just needs the chance to speak it.


this lockdown and being unable to see my boyfriend keeps breaking my heart but so far we’ve spent 2 hours on the phone and it really has just reminded me we’re in each other’s lives for a reason. These few weeks apart are nothing compared to how much time we’ll have together


People that say “yoodge” not “huge”


I have a huge crush on 999999999


He folded in half


You ever look at the people you thought were attractive in grade school and think “wtf was I thinking”


I hope that shot of Patron kill the pain


at a training session that’s gonna pay for my harry merch


my weight being an angel number ctfusknfks


#NUGA2022 #NugaUnilag2022 #NugaGames2022 WE ARE UNIVERSITY OF IBADAN…WE DON’T LOSE


Ait have enough time to run today so call it a restday but 3 miles tomorrow


50% refund


haha i’m entering my swede era who is trevor haha idk him


Dab sweats holy hell


In case you haven't heard, Shaedon Sharpe has committed to UK


It has been 7 years since I lost my first best friend. I hope Zac meets you and y’all rage together


it's okay maria u can do it


Can’t remember if I get paid this week or not


NOOOOON MBAPPE


Nobody: My mom: So you heard about the three amigos? ….I’m not doing this shit with her today. Or any other day


What are these social media apps’ problem with showing us most recent posts first, or being in chronological order? Why can’t we choose between “what you may have missed” and newest first? This is getting annoying


I can’t express how much I appreciate those who have reached out to me and spread love and prayers. Thank you


Who trynna watch the heat-celtics game


does this mean i should go finish reading mp tonight


I’ve been mentally preparing myself for the gym the last week and a half I think I’m ready


Now im excited to go shopping for my uni stuff


2021 almost over… guess this is another year staying a virgin


This boy tried to jump off some steps backwards


You have makeup on clear as day & males be like “...and NO makeup? Wow! Gorgeous!”


I love looking at niggas walk it be the bowlegs for me


Niggas better beg for they old job back


Self-pity parade: I found out one of my favorite yoga teachers was teaching tonight and I booked the class, thinking it would be a perfect distraction. Well, the charge went thru but the system has no record of my email address, so I must've registered with a typo in my email


I hate the color of the cabinets


two tests, two negatives, despite multiple direct exposures due to under reporting- beating the odds out here


It was a mistake picking the Hornets to beat the Pacers. I failed to realize the young Hornets team have no playoff experience under their belt. Meanwhile, the pacers have been controlling the pace, and taking advantage of the Hornets mistakes. Looks like a win for the Pacers.


i hate when a Spanish female with a lil accent say my name , cause now you having my child


A great day for the irreligious! The the 2021 census shows the UK is no longer a majority Christian country, in large part due to a surge in those not defining themselves by one of the archaic institutions about someone in the sky. Wonderful!


Facts: YouTube walay knjr ho gay hain itnni adds


Ooooh that ping from Eric to Trent was


I let mf know real fast , this anit da


I wonder what @LaurenJauregui has planned for her birthday #thoughtbeforesleep


hmm i forgot which movie i got this idea from pero fave cine food combi ko is plain salted chips + dark chocolate bar, usually goya para makamura hahsahsha


druski the funniest human alive man


This Delroy gif


Not on FB anymore. I’m left with this Twitter, 2 IG and an old tumblr I think


Hang in there guys ,It's almost Friday.


cool like Diplomats all she could say is “Oh Boy”


You may not want to exist right now, but someone is really happy that you do~


Started my Christmas shopping for my girl


throwback to hobi posting a tiger picture and captioning it “horanghae” AND HOSHI LIKING IT


I’m sending a masturbation video for new subs and expired on Onlyfans. Send me a message there


why are they always gay, too old, or live on the other side of the country like


Since I had COVID, the way I’ve been falling asleep in the day time is out of hand. Sleeping at night is now such a chore


That lil work out got my legs burning !


Man life is so short. I hope everyone I love knows that I love them


I volunteer to take a nap like rn. I WILL pass out if I do not


tf the other half of manifest even coming out


I know it’s an addiction when I take a break from playing 2 hours straight and I want to go back to playing it again


i wish moon was here so we could tweet about lcdp together


Call to Renew my annual inhaler on the phone with my doctor. Shoppers calls says it is filled and would like to keep the travel in the store down by delivering to our door. Less than 24 hours later in my hands. Thanks for the amazing service to keep us out of large groupings.


reminder to myself: it’s okay not to be okay and it’s okay to allow yourself to feel emotions


man said my car will be done in a week.. it’s been longer than a week.. now he talking about the end of this week or next week


Biden just announced he actually voted for Nixon..!


makes me go cwaazyy


Someone yell at me to finally finish my kinktober fic... Rey has been tied up for months


Nice to finally have a proper bed & not be sleeping on an air mattress


Just had fry sauce mixed with horseradish and my day is complete


Giselle I know you're here on twt and you should follow me I'm a blink and an ahgase


Stream tonight ye go on then


Got some heat to drop on here in 5 mins


people will literally paint you as whatever they can to make they self feel good


Khanyi is a sweet heart I’d like her to plan my bachelorette party


Couldn’t care less about the beef but keep posting shirtless pics fellas


i just realised i can listen to my cds in the computer and telepathy ends different


Blue flame that Saturday


A man will never grow up if the ppl around him always justifying his behavior...


Fuck that bitch gotta learn to water whip it !!!!!


Don’t mind me… Just in the middle of a manic episode


My therapist has been to two 1D concerts


my txt concert merch comes tomorrow


Shit starting to not even bother me anymore


Slim thick make him cum quick


So Ukraine is at war... Biden is president... Russia is out of control... And gas prices are skyrocketing... What changed


Always Put Yourself In Position To Say FUCK YOU & Mean It


Sc so messy


Lol it’s not “our” money.


I gotta stop sparin mfs & they feelin.


It must be autumn tonight


Asking “Can I call you?” Like you’re not the only person I answer my phone for.


Leave, when a promise turns into a sorry


yall remember that meme of that guy crying in the club? I feel that rn


2 for 2 so far!


it's soooo good! dance practice vid please


The repulsive feeling of affection after someone's airdrop


wwyd if I became uncanny?


Stop telling nd forcing people to get MARRIED bcos their mates are married. . You that ur mates are dead, did we force u to DIE?


“Love the way you love me”


How does a snake plant survive 8 days in a box bouncing around the US?


Favour you don start oo !! Which one be do Glory reign for me na


Baby Rona actually got some of y’all hiking and doing home workouts and I’m proud of y’all, thought y’all only knew how to party


Looking for a job at 2:40am


so frustrated i cant find kodi milk


running on 3 hours of sleep and no food or water all day


jade in an hour


i want to stream so bad but i’m afraid if i do i will make my throat worse… i have had a cold for TWO WEEKS. this is unnecessary.


I’m finely staying home after weeks of not being home


So na now dem do your introduction, na TL for the last 6months is about you and your husband. No worry, you go tire.


Only the elite can find the key of the autotune by ear


obviously jerma they have to mop and clean all the games it’s gunna take a while


You can honestly tell who your friends are when you’re going through a tough time. I appreciate you all


Dear @user there is no such thing called “kesariya” in her ishq.


I feel like Mamamoo are legit turning into titas of kpop lol They avoid going on mushows 'coz they're a hassle (there are no moos there after all) but still perform where they're comfortable (SMN) But I wish they'd at least use their TikTok accts this time


I love being clean and smelling good


The white company


ataya never expected to play left 4 dead so well


Whole team gotta eat, we filling up the shopping cart And you can't grab a plate if you weren't right here from the start


Future would not approve of how I let these findommes treat me


I have 3 months to figure out what I’m doing for my bday


i’m going to try everything in my power to not get my hopes up with this girl but so far it’s a pretty good match


love and relationships are fake


I'm thinking of making a Redbubble sdsfhkdsf I'm currently looking into how it works but if anyone has any advice about dos and don'ts, I would greatly appreciate it!


I wish dogs didn’t bark


If I get through these 21 days without confessing my crush I can achieve anything in life. It's a challenge from me to myself


attempting to make candied lemon slices


I've been journaling about my dates on some "dear diary" shit and I've noticed how two of these gents are the SAME person.


Bumrah is just lit


Don't care if I'm damn. At least i can feel that I am a human now


Mudda and the guys came and got my kids and took them jumping I love them


Having to be Bonita the Builder all the time is exhausting but I’m way better with my hands and know what a miter saw is now


okay it's really kwangbae she's following j-line's ig account


Looking to join a couple new leagues. Drop some good ones


Autumn , October weather and colors and vibe is what I’m addicted too it’s legit my favorite season and I’m here for all the oversized hoodies and long sleeves


I have a demo tomorrow for di school children dem


NY rose me, most high chose me


saw someone said that the reason lots of 4th gen fans/stans whatever hate txt so much it's bc the tubatus have the tannies validation, something others won't have no matter what and y'know what? it makes sense, must be hard to want something you just can't have


I want my palettes already


cum mirror dirty mirror


Rip to a great soul


who do fire press ons tag themmmm


I made pollo en crema de chipotle and it came out bomb


Ahhhhh college admission exams are nearing and I’m clearly not going to be able to study all the subjects I’m supposed to until then I’ve been trying to come up with new ideas but I’m so stressed I just can’t draw at all


Weshy msh laye2 m3 al outfit


Calling me mean or saying I’m a jerk ain’t gone do shit to my feelings. If you were being an asshole, why would I be anything else to you in return.


I didn’t expect Indiana to vote blue


If I could go back in time, I would drop out of high school just so I had to grind harder


Thanks to the mask I can’t make funny faces at the old man staring at me


NA markets closed. Take much care in the wintery conditions. Have a great rest of day.


I MISSED SUNOO AND NI-KI LIVE BECAUSE I WAS ASLEEP ha ha ha


Man some people will talk shit about you in your own house the disrespect


ive been ready to just let it all go


It’s ready to be 2023 I’m ready to start moving way different


love when i get cute and remind myself who tf i am


ppl who never seen u in action gonna say u not about it til they gotta see u themselves


Mood: T-Shirt by Destiny’s child


ex-oomf blocked me for calling out a biphobic person on their sh/t and they are still following them


Gangster and A Gentleman remember that


My new years goal is to lose the weight I gained this semester


Beauty is effortless


Hate being too #horny to sleep


Young Avengers announcement at D23


Makes knock off Soap and Ghost OCs so they can date my darling Angel Pearl......... God she'd be in heaven having two big buff soldier boyfriends


Oh shoot, it's December


genuinely happy. unconditionally


Edc room booked


hehe renjun


black with a bit of pink looks


Brilliant defending from Chilwell


If god wanted me to be straight they’d make the fictional men I simp for real


Another night of no being able to sleep get me back to work pronto scunnered with everywhere being shut off work with nothing to do


Omg that ending #OurGirl can’t wait another week to see what happens!


Not mr. kill himself


someone come visit me on animal crossing


I hate D1spatch. Hope whoever invaded an idol's privacy chokes


“When I was 5 my favorite movie was the gremlins, ain’t have shit to do with this just thought I should mention”


I’ll be inside tonight…. Let me go get a bunch of snacks


peanut butter & jelly sandwhich


Y’all be ready because any dteam content we get im retweeting it


I don’t care what anyone says. It feels good when someone genuinely caters to me without asking. You want the neck now or 2 seconds from now?


If you’re looking for another source of income: Have you ever thought about drop shipping? Have you ever wanted to trademark your logo or build a brand? What about doing all this with very little start up money?


i miss trag


When a person try to do everything to piss you off but you only becoming disgusted


Niggas must be bored, an unknown unsaved number text


my boss called me a silly girl and i was like ….what does she know?


this dress is a size small & I should’ve ordered an extra small so it will fit tighter


Omg I just got a puppy and he is so precious


I’m actually annoyed the opticians tried to twang me into getting frames that I’ve found else where for half the price and with 2 years warranty not 1


everybody take a ass whooping one day better be glad you breathing


its obvious, ur insecure


Men are trash but ona no gree let ikoyi registry rest


good morniiing! hoping to receive a good news later!


i always found it extremely weird that fansites blur out idols arm hairs like pls let me see the hair please


Lob five and I will consider pressing the follow button.


Thank you so much to everyone who commented you guys really cheered me up and tbh you all have beautiful favs


If Ashley doesn’t want to pay Bruce off, just ask him to stay at home (with the Steve’s) and let someone else take the reigns. Just get him away from people, the press and our lives


Elevator buttons


Should i just create my own ningning archive acc?


my brother & I both emailed the counselor at like the same time... & got responses at the same time. @user , the Bergamini trend of constant, annoying schedule requests does not end with me.


Sweet potato is that girl. Steamed, mashed, fried, baked


The same people who laughed in my face about using a Mac & Twitter & Instagram & Uber & Airbnb & WhatsApp & Twitch & TikTok are the same ones laughing about NFTs. I’m going to keep doing my thing, and we’ll see who’s laughing later


I just know the dodgers are hunting freeman. Cali boy coming home


i have 13 months left in school. so for Christmas im asking for 13 months of rent. cause the 12 months of upfront rent Kell gave me i spent.


Y’all aren’t as hot as twitter makes you think


I applied for 4 jobs today and already got 2 interviews lined up


Got the Chinese food from the mall shit was fire


Y’all I just ate pepino con tajin and was in the bathroom a while. HOW DID I EAT SO MUCH OF THIS IN MY CHILDHOOD. It was good as fuck though


Can we break something ? Retail , hobby packs later


I know exactly who would’ve done all my babyshower decorations without a doubt and gone beyond my expectations


Heh wait today is tuesdayyyyy


fucking clown i swear


I just got some really, REALLY nice compliments from readers about both Entheóphage AND a novelette in progress. Makes all the other more unpleasant moments today melt away....


Why Pogba playing so well for France? Don’t forget Kante made Danny Drinkwater a world class


Best think I ever did was learn my place with everybody


Miss @HandeErcel your pranks are legendary


Having to use the sentence "when i was a kid.." to my 9 and 4 y.o, i feel old AF


Moved a lot around in my portfolio. Feeling pretty good about it


This life we live is so fragile! Remember please always be kind!


People tend to underestimate the value of timing when picking business ideas. A+ timing with B- execution will beat B- timing and A+ execution every time. e.g Linktree - their v1 product was a page with links on it, now they're a unicorn. How do you spot timing?


I just seen a haircut that I’ve wanted for years pop up on IG. Watch Wanda tells me no


My husband is already regretting the new job scheme. No more elaborate weekday dinners


found out i’ve been exposed today so please send good vibes as i begin quarantine


Even people who despise Trump were reasonably reticent on Twitter about gloating over his Covid diagnosis. I'm not seeing the same reticence about Miller.


Shhh, the new Dresden book is out. Now, what happened in the last book?


I should write a book on the stories people tell me and change their names. Bc holy moly. The things.


I lost 5 people this year wtf is life


issa real nigga holiday today


2 more hours left about to put my pros in


I’m going to miss my regulars in laplace


might deactivate until 2/2 is here


Juliet, trust me, you'll be better of alone, stop waiting for somebody else's love


We want #RestoreApurvaSingh !


manifesting that November will be a month of self care for me


I just don’t think you can support Trump and support BLM.


Color me clown


I'm tired of being single someone wife me up


When going through songs for the wedding I can’t help but cry so hard. My heart is so full


I looked at my clock today at 333, 444 & 555. God heard me and he’s letting me know he’s got me


I love Miranda so much jeeez, my absolute hunny


Everyone was meant to be out and leaving at 11.40am. Just got tolf its 12.40 now. Why is this so slow.


Current situation....taking that boo boo


Nobody Healed me: ain't no fucking way I was going through that shit


This Michael eh


My windshield should’ve been here


Currently craving ceviche from Guerrero


There is only one Gregg Popovich #greggpopovich so why is Milwaukee and Miami trying to coach like him right now


I cant wait for new run episodes and their individual albums and promotions


Wala nang magpapakilig sakin every monday and tuesday


Delilah is currently outside our quarantine rooms crying


Learn not to give a shit .. you’ll be happier


spent 6 hours at the ER today, so that’s made for a super exciting day


You fucking with lames, I’m not that average fella


Anyone following us going for [4G] who is not followed by us? Let us return the favor just like the tweet


Valentines season always got me feeling very creative


I need to make a dentist appointment for next week


2020 taught me not to argue with internet thugs. You slander my name or make false claims for likes and I’ll send your info to my attorney(s) so you can say those things in court


Getting my lil sister a debit card to give her a jump start on financial literacy


Just blocked Jay Versace (that vine kid) cuz of all his Census commercials


crazy to me how one day someone can be so disgusting to youu


This that “come home and get naked heat”.


btw it was nicholas wintons birthday today, he saved many jewish children from concentration camps and brought them to england ^^


Sis Need Her Hair Done I Really Need To Learn How To Do My Own Feedins..


Go faire les 400 follows @user


Boom! Another WON


Open yah


On the heels of this mornings' shuffle discovery, I am testing a hypothesis that you can, in fact, yacht rock yourself out of a state of depression.


Is it low of me for not wanting to talk to a female cause her forces dirty??


I’ll actually never forgive Ole for not only signing Maguire but also for making him Captain of MANCHESTER UNITED


Show me a sign.. Show me a goddamn sign


A state of @arminvanbuuren XM radio show?!


Time to drive into a storm I guess


Y’all be hyping some people up way too much


Imma go to sleep now. See y'all in 3,5 hours at 5 am for #LoveVictor


2137 my friends


“He must become greater; I must become less.” - John 3:30


u can unfollow me hun but your boyfriend can never uneat my ass


C’est nous les Bastard Les Fucking Hoodboy c’est nous les plus Gang


How Bad Could It Beeeeeee


I’m not going out for a bit, I’ve been outside too much lately


Hey Guys, I'm so so sorry this is coming late, so many people reached out who really want help with design, but sincerely Twitter is quite restricted. Once you see this tweet, please send me your number in my Dms and I'll reach out to you on WhatsApp once I get it


EVERY YEAR Of Matt Rhule's tenure, the Panthers have given up draft picks/money to acquire a stopgap QB their ORIGINAL TEAMS didn't want to extend!!! Continuing the same actions over and over yet expecting different results is the DEFINITION of insanity!!! Y'ALL ARE INSANE!!!


hi actives *cough* no one *cough*


When streamers cancel their streams it gives me time to sleep


You know you’re in a spot of bother when most women have more muscle than ya


At the end of the day, i did NOTHING to hurt you You started hating on me for no reason and allowed it to affect YOU so you have no one to blame but yourself


Some days, the bad guy doesn’t win. Today is one of those days.


making shrimp alfredo for dinner


Funny they canceled class .. I wasn’t going anyways


november 2021 will be one of the happiest yet saddest month of my life… one week, i had my one year anniversary then the next week my grandma passed away :( and the next week, i went to see bts so my emotions have been everywhere. losing my grandma was the hardest ever


On my way to my babies, I miss them so much. I can’t wait to cuddle!


Don’t smile for my picture if you don’t feel it. They can put your rbf on a milk carton. At least it’s real.


Dropped the wood n ft my bitch.... She ain’t answer


How is it when a Dem resigns after being caught out that a GOPer feels their right to jump on the condemnation wagon.. Just high lights the Hypocrisy that is the actual foundation of the GOP?


3rd degrees murder


I’d let some of my followers **** ** ****** **** and **** ****** **.


Can everyone chill please? Thanks


when you’ve got the morning off to skate but it’s fucking 3°C


Wonder if I can get a bottle of cocoa mania and some Pepsi too


No cap a nigga disappear when money be the issue


Want a relationship that makes me as excited as opening up an Amazon package


Sometimes I truly think it’s criminal how great my girlfriend is! Like


When I’m in my room. I would hear my mom sneeze from the living room. So I would text her “Bless you”. She finds it funny that I can hear it from the living room to my room


Hey @memgrizz , how many retweets for a Grayson Allen jersey?


Just got finish working drained


MOONLIGHT, SUNRISE, BABY COME BE MY STARLIGHT


still mad abt my ig being DELETED


really obsessed with @temsbaby voice


Goodmorning everyone, have a nice day! Love y’all


It’s me traveling the world on tinder rn


$CEI holders will be rewarded.


It's easy to confuse Paralives with flashy braggers with lot to say and nothing to back it up with because of popularity they reached before they had anything ready, but we ought to remember that wasn't their fault and they didn't choose the moment the project became popular.


Just painted my front door black it looks so sexy


a global pandemic right before the 2020 US Census... coincidence?


Such a rewarding feeling when you receive an appreciation message from one of your customers! Made my day


Finally a Disney pass holder


I seen something having Biden winning Kentucky


I know many men want you but I aint just any man


Love having a Portuguese player who doesn’t need pens to score


i kinda wanna go to both screenings, the 12 pm one at my local cinema with a big ass screen and the 4 pm one with my army friends at the vip theater


Anyway, I'm done tweeting for tonight Stan TLJ and reylo for clear skin


Declined a taco Tuesday outing


I thought I was partying this weekend and my professors really said “nah you’re staying your ass home” with all this hw they’re assigning


Jovi gonna be begging his boss to extend his work schedules because home life now consists of sitting & watching Yara breast feed Mylah for hours while she whines & complains #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter #90DayFiance


Daily business meetings


Imagine making a DNS change and leaving on PTO


I’m so excited to be back in DR next month. I love it there.


With that being said I’m going to post song lyrics to songs I like. Y’all can guess the songs if you like


I know my older brother ain’t go to the UK and get engaged


Phil renouncing Satan while committing crime against his neighbours has finished me


no but my daddy talking bout me & phet plans and telling us that we proud of us really melts my heart


You Thought I Was Feeling You? Bitch I Am! Now Quit Playing With Me Before It Be A Homicide


I read your text... I started replying and got sidetracked. Then I forgot... then I forgot I had forgotten, which convinced me you didn't even txt me in the first place. So now it's 7pm and I'm replying, but don't take it personally.


I be wanting to kill all my enemies on sight but god gone be mad at me


First tweet from this phone. Haha


It’s hard when so many of your friends wanna play at once


Bismillah, may every difficulties ease for the day


i hhave weed brownies ..


now we have (almost) matching white layouts @user


All i said was “the bitch was a fraud” then boom ig telling me to edit or delete


That twt getting ratio BUT LET THEM SPEAK


That babyfather shit just never sat right with me


I need to start my diet


Spent half day in the office for the first time since Feb 2020. A few observations, some expected and some unexpected.


My right leg down it’s the left one that ain’t with the program


get you homies that put you on new books


What a lovely couple


my boomer sub ends today. a little emo atm


taking heeseung to school with me to give me good luck on my english language mock


In March I optimistically thought we might be back in clubs be end of May, in May I resigned myself that summer was gone and we probably wouldn't be back in clubs until Christmas / January. Now I have no idea what to think and now March 2021 might even seem optimistic ...


Don't Come Disturb My Peace


Hola put4s


I honestly just wanted to stay at Ty’s grave & keep journaling. I felt so calm & peaceful there. Happy birthday @user


State really doesn't understand how loud, annoying, and country these cowbells are. But they are our country redneck cousins


Been chasing this BAG ain’t looked back since


Errands and dinner are done (well I abandoned Publix—fuck that tonight.) Now it’s time to pack and then relax. Early morning for us—Unmasking in the morning but need to stop and check in and drop bags first. Next time, someone remind me to take a half day prior to a vacation!


Kyle didn’t come to play today


Ackee and saltfish twitter, what’s up?


When Coulson told those agents to leave some crates & prioritized their lives during the evacuation scene in Avengers.. we love one (1) agent


We welcome aboard @user as the addition to the admin team as @user has stepped down due to personal reasons. We thank Mina for her time while she was an admin !


I just made some bomb ass pupusa


When I get a chance I will definitely leave S.A


And if I leave twt before the new year then what?


y’all better stop treating God like an option … we need him in everything we do


If i see any mutuals following a zoophile or pedophile and they have it in their bio then im immediately blocking you


Bro Iran is cooking this half


My father won’t come lol okay


Finally did my own maintenance sa amo sakyanan. Shit felt so surreal maan


I finished stranger things


I get to go home and see my grandmother


This diet shit ain’t for the faint of heart


I know what boys like I know exactly what they want


If girls played these games with their assignments they’ed be passin


Did #TheBachelor seriously just show Clayton opening up about body image struggles and then dare him and his date to strip down in public on NATIONAL TV?!?! Not a good look @BachelorABC . Way to fuck around with mental health. What a terrible stunt. I am irate.


look good, smell great, fuck grreeeaatttt ain bsn bout nun


If you a dude and you saying shit like “who hurt you” I know you get NO bitches


I follow so many talented people


shout out to my ASL prof. saying have a good summer... babes... im in ur summer class


Ruth’s Chris calling my name rn


yet another homophobic theo prof.. i can never get used to this


When someone says 22/2/2022


Why do the miches from Isla Del Mar look sooooo bomb!!


When the team you support spoils everything @user My New year make beans


I don’t want to be around anything as extremely boring and non affectionate as this ever again lol …I’ll go to Poland


Overseas look good on me once I think about it!!


I want some pears…the ones they used to give you in school lunches


The fuck has happened to my Twitter feed?


Respect goes a long way....


I swear I love rudiger, he wears his heart on his sleeve


I just wish the gym was open ... that’s all


i have my very first rt game soon


I promise nobody has to worry about me or my son. we straight anyways


Me trying to move to Seattle while my diet solely consists of soul food.


can’t wait to settle down w the loml


When’s he’s cute but he’s only into whites and Mexicans


Giveon's songs are something else


I just orange pilled a 7-year Doge hodler, markets better get ready to hand over their sats for a memecoin


For the record I was so ready to hate Turning Red but it turned out to be good! I just liked GDT's Pinocchio a bit more


My damn heater isn’t working


24/7 nonstop


I think I deserve to celebrate my child turning one month by getting a lil bit drunk ….. but I can’t because ppl hate single moms so much that the second I step foot out of my house without him, everyone thinks I left him to fend for himself


.@Lesdoggg You give me life every time I watch you on anything! Just thought you should know!


You can't just runaway like that. You are responsible.


Hacksaw Ridge


I passed the test, no doubt.


I remember saying all YouTube has to do is fix it's chat and I'll gladly make the switch. YouTube did exactly that and OBS integrated YouTube into its platform. Twitch better do something right and fast


I need to switch to white wine cause this red wine gone have my teeth lookin terrible


little blur and a little glow gives the art


Did Givēon redo For Tonight


Sujvoodoo is coming, be prepared luv


i can’t believe i have a HUSBAND


f*ck twitch chat.. u cant type in Portuguese


i redownloaded spinrilla to listen to a song and it saved all my music from high school finna listen to it see who i was back then


I’m high thinking about every time I was in the sun without sunscreen


sam: “it looks like the memory foam they put at the top of the house” me:“the insulation?”


whats y'all sexuality?


Ughh can I stop being such a simp for someone who doesn’t love me anymore pls…I’m out here looking so pathetic


Don’t stop until you’re prouddddd


Second date in 5 years….wish your boy luck!


Lou me vio


Atleti playing champagne football while Chelsea are trying to gegenpress wtf


Daniela Castro looks good her for her age ALSO she’s my fav evil mom in novelas


I get to rest tonight


#vangerwen ook #positief getest op #corna #WKDarts


When yall be talking down on people who get help & support from their parents, I be quiet af cause I WISH


Love, Respect and Salute to all those Doctors, Nurses and Paramedics Who are serving humanity at the risk of their lives and health God bless them and their families


It’s sad these bitches be trying to play “keep away”…. But dont even be with the kid man


Thankfully my tires evened out this morning and they're no longer getting the low air pressure notice. So I'm at the tag office 15 minutes before they open so I can be the first in line and be home to log into work on time.


May Allah SWT always bless you!


Love never fails; Character never quits; & with patience & persistence; Dreams do come true.


My baby abs are back


Ok lsd with dongho next time


I am doing an ESG course. How them say 6 hours per week and I feeling like I on the 11th hour already and not done. 3 assignments you know


i need to just soak this whole day in rice


my credit score is going up!! i’m so excited!


Dear 2021 please be a good year to start with ...


Nothing better than a dick down your throat while your dick is down some throat


gnight ppl,,, i sleep as 17 and wake up as 18 tomorrow hehe


in 20 minutes dada and i make a year together omg !!!


Shout out to #HartofDixie for playing such good country songs


He believed and he achieved what he believed


oh my god i had a dream that yoongi was a pretty merman


Mmm I kinda want my belly button pierced


$CTRM got in at $1.66 and adding always after it goes down 11 cents minimum. added at $2.23 , so i’ll not add again unless it goes to $2.11 . how does everyone average up?


this man like to show me he can cook, sir where’s your girlfriend


Idk why im determined to be as alt as possible before seeing my family for the first time in 8 years. I started out this year with 8 tattoos and im ending this year with 16. I was the first in my whole fam to get a tattoo so having this many makes me quite happy


DANNY GRAHAM DEUBT okay he’s proven me wrong 6-1


Season kicks off this Sunday with a home game down at UWA Sports park as we take on Yokine Eagles which is expected to be a lively contest. Hopefully will be the start of successful season ending in silverware


Benni is cooking at Old Trafford


Corporate small talk is straight up LAZY and LAME. I challenge anyone starting a meeting to come up with a better opener than “Happy (Insert Day of the Week), everyone!”


I have a library card. I’m so excited


Finally found a local spot with blue crabs for a decent price. Yeah it’s up, crab boil vibes coming soon


Imma be wearing my natural hair until the gala


I wanted to sleep early tonight but guess that will not happen


For The Culture Podcast


HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOON JEONGHAN MUAAH


goodmorning. goodluck to those who are buying tickets


Come Dine is on Netflix? No way


My scrubs finally came in , s/o to my job


Trying to get ate like a cupcake


It really sounds like purpled HATES Quackity


No DJ... No JD


Can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person?


Might I remind you bitches I’m the prize possession… Don’t EVER get it confused


Wife: How was school? 6 YO Daughter: Good. It was library day. Wife: What did you get? 6 YO Daughter: “My Mom is Trying to Ruin My Life” Me:


vill makes me sick


A big turnoff


When Taylor said “ you held your pride like you should’ve held me”


It's been one effing year and four months


Today was another hectic day @ work. But you know what, sis bodied it


Got our entries in for @user 2021. Hopefully things will be back to 'normal' by then


I didn’t know @FSUFootball lost their qb commit


Eric: Mum!! Kitty’s being a dildo!! Mum: guess what kitty’s sleeping with mummy tonight


It was really hard to let go of that 45m and Arsenal paid it with a little shove it up your ass courtesy... ATM is tripping!


After all these years EA still have the most shittiest servers known to man


This cold been kicking my ass for almost a week now


Good morning, time to stream odd eye


Nah my son is actually taking it there today…this guy tells me he needs cooking stuff for school tomorrow and is upset that I never reminded him earlier? I’m about to punch him outta that Xbox onesie!!!!


If I ever live in the States again, I feel like one of my life goals would be to make friends with the neighborhood crows. That just seems so friggin COOL. Crows are cool


Chris Wallace is such a joy


if na Eibar now broda go don score hattrick


Eric Bailey has been a fucking rock tonight


As I put down my head to sleep morning gine slap me in my face in 5secs … I hate it


Proteas bowled out for 100


heeey how you doin?


Oooh this one will be tricky. Create your breakfast with asparagus, duck, hollandaise sauce, and penne


jaesunghyuck teasers later i'm claiming it


The tail light on my car is broken and I have no explanation as to how or when it happened.


damn I can’t call you just to sit on the phone nm


Riverdale season 3


coffee with bread


everything feels heavy right now. it's all piling up, but it's okay to set things down. you don't have to carry it all. you're not alone. we're in this together


Almost had a cool story of how I almost had 9 fingers. Now I just look dumb with a cast on index finger


#JamalEdwards such a sad loss of such a talented guy. Its scary how many people are dying from sudden illnesses or heart attacks lately


I fr have a problem... no matter where i work, I can’t have peace: And I swear I’m so nice and I work hard to catch up cause everyone’s so experienced and well seasoned in their job and idk dawg... ppl juss hate me They only throw stones at the fruit-bearing trees tho so


Why Twitter put a warning on everything I post tf


It's amazing what the mind is capable of once you free it from all the clutter.


Checking the weather everyday for Friday I hope things go as planned


Cedric man


currently 50 fates saved for boba man


Quarantine? More like I miss my QT. Corona? More like I can’t wait to see my love Carolina


Alright! Let me take a deep breath, laying on my fav’s bed, open the socmed just because my life so miserable from last month since I joined to the new department


If only Levy had paid the £25m for Grealish


really wish whoever keeps calling me off of “no caller ID”, would stop.


woke up from a quick little nap and it’s pouring rain outside


But i thought those turşular will go visit zeynep when they know she quit and we might get a scene of the team together but obviously we won't


working in this rain blows.. wish I was at the crib continuing my transformers movies marathon


2022 still single


Will draw in a bit! Good luck!


Anytime I doubt myself or the impact I add as a financial educator God sends multiple women my way to just pour into me and ensure me that I’m right where I need to be. Thank you just doesn’t sound good enough. Truly grateful for anyone that has supported me the last 3 years


Reynolds with a nice opposite field single. Good place to start.


I just got my perfect birthday gift


That salad was bomb but I cant wait for my meatloaf to be done


Bare I have cute eyes


Honestly as hyped as I am for forest I can’t wait until the stress of preparing for it is over with. It’s been so hard to make this happen so when I’m finally box wine drunk off my arse laying in the grass at ranch I know it will all be worth it


Those drives were the happiest I’ve been in YEARS. Wow. Thank you. Know you gave me that.


So are we done getting players from the portal or what things have really slowed down for OU since our last commitment


i havent seen a sports anime this gay since yuri on ice because what the fuck is happening to reo and nagi


Fuck up a check jus to flex on this bitch. jus for talking that shit imma flex on you hoe.


Love me some lightning because then I get to kick kids outta the pool


I got a 3.03 GPA thats not much but thats an accomplishment to me


Always with a stank ass attitude bruh


Depressed Bc Whole Foods didn’t have my fav cookies


Behind every joke there’s a little bit of truth


I be feeling good af after a good productive day


Nicki coming w the album and doc, Abel coming with The Dawn, and Atz touring n might possibly have at least 1 cb a bit after tour yeahhh 2022 is really gonna be a good year for me


Man I’m having ones of those days I haven’t been like this in so long


Trying to get these free Phillies tickets


This Saturday is not Saturdaying at all, I am going back to bed.


Ahh, it’s a sad thought if I lost my child on the moon after their honeymoon.


omg the cold makes me so unproductive like nah ima go get back under the covers


man fuqk Quavo man


Naughty girls go to heaven


courtney, just relax into di-sinter tho


signed the lease gonna go pick up the keys now


Why does Miss Raifort talk like a super villain


How was this meant to be the biggest event ever


Princess Daisy wasn't in the trailer unfortunately but i still wanted a Daisy pfp so that will do


mm, it's getting pretty late. i guess the blanket really is too warm to ignore, hehe... goodnight.


my COST bracket is min-min, little mac and shoto city but it's doable


Haven’t worked out in a week. Gotta fight through my mourning and at least do cardio. Been listening to an audio book, it’s been great! Thing is I need to reconnect w a different part of me so I’m gonna binge watch @user


I don’t wanna take the sat, who wants to take it for me


A huge part of my job is moving data.


Me: "well, I noticed that XYZ happened. So, I was able to put all the clues together. " Person on the phone: "Jeez, are you a detective?" Me: "...yea that's sounds better than stalker...so, we can go with detective"


blunt in the air, coffee brewing


Stop spreading covid so I can meet my bestie @user


so buzzing to get away in the morning for a few days


Chat dirty with me, I'mma go offline


It be some pretty ass females with some stank ass pussy


I hadnt eaten properly for 2 days. I’m hungry but I couldn’t eat.


Tryna rewatch the Matrix Trilogy before this new one come out. Who down?


No one: Me as a lawyer: Your honour, raat gye baat gye


These dudes yellin in the hallway actin like children they annoyin


Is this what drowning feels like?


Police Reform worldwide


Talk that shit watch me go offff.


Husb stayed all night just to make sure im ok. He just slept like few hrs ago n i feel bad bcs he needs to wake up at 9+ to teman me go pasar.


Never forget that the most beautiful curve on your body is your Smile. You look beautiful when you smile


My new nigga... yea he hidden


I’m still a v shy person however, I’m glad that I started being less shy because I love interacting w y’all


I’ll bet my last dollar on myself


People should be happy to see Pudgys and seals etc pumping #NFTs are looking good again. Alot of these gains will filter into other projects imo


I miss them full body pictures! Kiaya PRE-K & K pics was


Tomorrow will be the first night I’ve ever been away from Nevaeh since she’s been born, I have so much anxiety about it but it will be good


It’s time for #Lekunutu


Going to the gym without a hair tie is just as bad as going without your headphones


If you would have seen , the way this rotor looked on the car my daughter was driving ……


Underrated social media tip: when creating a Reel or TikTok, use text that is native to the platform. Platform-style fonts ALWAYS


went walking for an hour and i got a free smoothie and a free shirt on campus


Really a gift from God, just dealt a bad hand of cards


game 4 and bam is back


I rly wanna be in fader


officially gatekeeping willabeth from r*ylos


just been asked if I can film a wish video in a jumpsuit from wish. Bugger off with that one


Jcole x drake ~in the morninG


I get so sad when the massage is over during a pedicure


I will be taking a mental break from twitter for a week. See you next week!


I don’t even have a tracking # for my inventory yet


meteor shower time


Hmmmm I want that Cuban place for dinner


I wish I had friends to roller skate with


Harry Maguire is the Manchester United captain


You’d be VERY proud... starting tweeting a whole sentence, re-read that sentence and deleted it to post this G R O W T H


WHAT WAS THAT DREAM.... oof


If I took dieting and meal prep more seriously I’d be so shredded rn but I decided to enjoy food because I have nothing else in life to enjoy


i’ve been trying to sleep early too i guess i have to stay up late


Odio hacer FN callbacks.


a year ago today my nan sent me her last ever selfie. she looks exhausted & can barely see with her oxygen mask on.. tomorrow marks the last day i ever got to tell her i love her. i’m completely broken, it isn’t getting easier


I didn't even notice that em totally stressed


I’ve got £16.17 on @user winning the presidential election. Admittedly a very low bet compared to the £5 million someone has put on in this country. But was the last bit of money in my account due to this #Covid19UK shite. Good news though, I get £13.26 if he wins!


Damn I need some gars


Do not leave me with a bag of Colby & Monterey Jack cheese cause I’ll eat the whole thing


Wats ur millionaire #metaverse HODL ? Low cap high potential Only


EPL 21/22 season


My feelings? Yup they’re hurt


i don't wanna lose what's left of youuuuuuu


Maybe I need to start


I remember when Twitter used to address Karrueche as everything BUT her name


eras tour means i get the chance to hear clean live


i wanna cry i hate it here


It's good to see our deals end up faster than before, we can secure the money in less that 24hours, hopefully they will make more deals with more peoples so we can secure more money for dreamies


It’s a lot of pain behind these smiles, if I let you in don’t take da chance and break it.


Bitch literally spammed my dms and now doesn't talk


I'm gonna stop using copyrighted music in my edits. Lets see if they get pushed a bit more


Fucking hell your meant to get the ball in Harry


#CountdownEntry trophy


bro im seeing so many fucking 2’s on my timeline it’s corrupting my view on binary code, moon girl twitter taking over


$tls easy money


i could be a lover ‘ but I really be 4eva thuggin


I had a very long day and just want to smoke


Watching Hamilton and damn, these actors are so charismatic it makes you forget for the true history for a moment


Goeeeey hay lucky charms en moyo!


didnt do amazing in cc but finally confident with a trio after 3 seasons of not having 1. grind time


Sources are saying today is a good day to order a Mountain Melt


Down 23lbs already


GUYS... my bigroom mix. I’m obsessed with it.


I've been playing the #Tsukihime Remake on the Switch. I want to kick the protaganist every time he speaks or thinks.


She shoulda told my ass stay home i aint need the hours that bad


Some people are going to reject you, simply because you shine too bright for them, and that's okay. Keep shining.


since I stopped breastfeeding at 6 months with Milan shes been in her own bed and all of a sudden tonight she won't settle in her own bed and wants in beside me, I love the cuddles but sleeping beside a toddler is not ideal nor comfortable


I be in stl at the perfect times


14 moots pls


day 2 eimikonsfw week prompt is good.. my favorite... will try hard to draw something tonight


As soon as I heard “welcome to houston” my heart skipped a beat-back at ease


I know I’m a fat ass , don’t allow me to get three scoops next time


ur my wife roy ur my wife


literally follow @user immediately its embarrassing if you haven’t


Starting Jan 30th, I'm working every. single. day.


thinking about downloading a dating app for kicks


I can’t be your second choice I’m too legit


bfs favorite thing to do when we’re at any store is saying “u want this i’ll buy it for u”/“i see u wearin this” while pointing at the ugliest shit ever


Thank you Annabel @user for a very helpful discussion this morning @user around keeping our children safe online ... so far to go with this critical agenda. You're inspirational - we head teachers need people like you


I want Siddiqs so bad


Please, do!! Dragons are a specialty of mine


seem like i wont escape working overtime today but there's yurina live


I told myself if Lucas made a comeback today he would definitely update something on his birthday and I guess I was right


Don’t you just hate those bad days where you have no motivation at all to do anything. And then you feel bad for not doing anything but you’re so mentally drained you just can’t move? Lol or is that just me?


This crystal kids are flying and we ain’t coming down.


Hahaha meanwhile all we trying to do is save our own asses


I’m don’t think I come off cocky or arrogant because I know we are all here for the same reason but when I see everyone on Twitter posting miami today I so badly wanted to tell em to keep hammering to bring my line down! If your capper gave you miami your not doing it right


Never ever in my life been made feel so useless


don’t be scared to love me Jorja


Sometimes I dream about you sucking and f*cking. Baby in my dreams you got custody of me. Baby hold on to me.


Remembering that one time coworkers said our company never drug tests while I'm standing there having been drug tested twice in 9 months


My crush really fine fr fr but I’m gone mind my business


Adam Trautman finna get us right come Next Season


Thought I had seen some strange things in football tonight but Preston winning 3-0 has topped the lot @user


I wanna gain like 20lbs


Rick Santelli Will he be back tomorrow


I can't even fix myself a meal nyana


/ i did not just see a man fucking a fish on my tl


My boss let me try our new gluten free base since I am gluten intolerant and omg it was so good


Why did my comment about the weather get 500+ likes


Gerard


castle having an issue with this famous lady playing nikki heat because he thinks beckett is better than her mhmm


I ACCIDENTALLY BROKE MY FAVORITE COFFEE MUG IM HELLA MAD


Time to reply and wonder


Art hoes


annual math class tweet :shock: theyre making us copy all these angles i want to LEAVE so badly i hate geometry the only cool geo is geomagnetism


I can't believe Daft Punk gifted us with a full recorded live show from the 90s on the date they separeted... I love them, and you can tell they still love the project


We lost a job today because the other company can install a “special” condense so it can run onto the external floor....


Wow. Catching up Titans and now Blackfire and Superboy are hooking up. So not the Teen Titans.


[ BBMAs 9.2 ] keep streaming guys...!! I’m voting @BTS_twt for #BBMAsTopSocial Artist


just paid 400 dollars for my flight to LA


Instead of weed brownies I made almond butter sugar cookies


Hope all the families are staying well and safe...if you're not, please let me know on SLT@stjamesthegreat.org and we'll see what we can do. You can send me good news too...


I dont expect shit from nobody cuz they don’t owe them shit so expect the same n return


Love, baby, love. That's the secret


All these PE people talking about how obesity is such a problem while simultaneously being OK with buying cheap plastic items for their class that pollute the environment & are made by underpaid workers.


i have my driving test tmrw and i know i’m gonna fail plus it’s gonna be storming


the fact I cannot plan absolutely anything in life anymore and don’t know when I’ll next be able to properly plan things is so depressing


gotta start saving now for their cb in june


i got c6 thoma and i had to spend $100 to get hu tao bc i lost the 50/50 to keqing


I'm sat here watching my 10 year old nephew complete a rubix cube, he's so bloody clever.


How is Die Hard starring Bruce Willis a Christmas movie?


Another Album Art is officially done for one of my up coming music projects thanks to the amazing @user . I’m so excited to release the beast


I need a new lash tech out in SD


【願い】 May my family and I be healthy and happy


There’s a BIG difference between having confidence and being a bitch. I said it and I’m not taking it back.


America like Putin can lie but actions show, in reality they have no intentions of treating black skin as part of the “plan” #thatpart


Le match un plot twist


Can’t wait to go back to horse riding classes


It’s definitely time to schedule that therapy appointment cause my SAD is kicking in


But I own 0 church clothes lol


ScookiieBoy melhor performance do ano.


menstrual products should be free and available in every public bathroom


Anyone else think next year ain’t going to be any better than this year


Pagii cantikk, have a nice day


All I need is sum tequila and dick


Be my guest is so sexy to me. Just...


the urge to keep on being funny and to keep joking around, even though you're falling apart on the inside


Mina DBZ: What are u looking at?


Just heard Tomorrow X Together on the radio which is the third K-Pop artist I've heard after BTS and Jackson Wang. I'd be ecstatic if I heard Stray Kids next


finally got thigh high socks that fit me so I’m gonna wear them for my boy tonight because he loves them


i’ma get us some mid atlantic todayyy


Big shout out to all the introverts who don't give two fucks about when the lockdown lifts


Hey, After a much needed hiatus from this initiative: I'm very glad to say that I am back to continue the @user . If you're looking for a job in the gaming industry this is the right place for you! Every day there are multiple tweets scheduled of recent job offers!


Wolf is so mean 2 me


On some cocky shit The grass is greener wherever I am


You know what I want? Any member of BTS to do a Vlive, that would certainly bring up the mood. EatJin? or maybe a Sope one? Anything!


This small boy is sha using style to disrespect me. All in the name of banter. If I slap you


Can I jus love being S I N G L E . (Don’t mean I’m ho’n) but I dib and dab


I am eating yummy milk cake


My cousin stays in Nairobi but her 5 months old


most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns


i be eating onnat call of duty


i ordered some clothes over a month ago & jst now got em


Man it’s no more room in my stomach this shit getting outta hand feel like a ate a whole turkey only ate some noodles


wow i just learned that you can screen record with sound on ipad


but bitches gunna get theirs REGARDLESS


I need a cute girl to come over and put all my Christmas decorations up, and maybe go shop with me for more in a week or so


T-Mobile my service been trash ever since you merged with these peasants


Got Sunburnt legs.. It will turn into a lovely tan.


Just booked a trip to Oregon for a mastermind. Let’s get it


Some guy discipline me for FIFA make my eye come my body top


I’m really adamant about standing on what you say , always have been ! If you ever say something to me ima always remember & ima feel like you mean it , mad drunk sad or whatever


I can’t believe my next shift I’ll be working on Sundays. This is sad


Why do I love my wife, @user Here’s one big reason. She knows the lyrics to Ron Kenoly songs AND Busta Rhymes songs.


i have a friend and he just applied for his benefits


Don’t get why Ole’s not rotating squad ahead of Saturday, madness decision!


Well this sucks it looks like I'm not gonna be able to take my mom to the Tournament of Kings like I had hoped


Zarah Sultana for Labour leader


A crumbling Empire? Very possibly. 72% of the world doesn't believe American democracy is such a good thing. 48% say the medical care is below standards. The corporations need to step it up, after all they're the ones in control of the US.


16 years old has a crush on her entire school


not me gettin emotional over the fact that my family will (hopefully) own a house after living in a old, broken down one since i was in 4th grade


mostly i feel like instagram- constantly social but then sometimes i am houseparty. super hyper at first but then the extrovertedness fizzles out


bereal is actually a great app for me to realize how rich (with free time and money) my friends are


combat recon being a day one perk in Vanguard MP


my flight got cancelled to go back home, guess I’m staying here


They love a pretty bitch w/ talent


My date xtra cute tonight


i played for 2+ hours which is 2+ more than I have played in a month. it may not seem like much, but i’m proud


So cute you nut quick when we face to face


With so much going on it’s like,.. seriously where do I start?!


Wait hold up but like despite obviously not wanting thanxx to win. Which one do y’all actually like more??? I’m trying to see who I have to fight


just got to my job and the first person i see is a blacc woman


Damn hate seeing my family hurt


Agora consigo dar like nos stories what


100 runs loss


In the mood for some chick-fil-a


Not feeling it today at work just seems like a long day already


i’ve been on stan twitter for like 3 months and i haven’t made a single friend. someone lied to me


Luis doesn’t even tell me how big the dab is going to be before I do it and I don’t like surprises


Finna get me a cold cut from people choice


Mann i jus wanna be da best at what I do


Why you mention Harvard @ErinBurnett


imagine you’re meant to be seeing your fave band in less than a month and they have yet to comment on if they’re postponing or cancelling the tour


Imagine if Edgar wright directed a daredevil movie tho


Seeing a bad bitch from afar and realizing it’s one of your homegirls once you get closer is top tier disappointment


It’s #TacoTuesday! I don’t want any spaghetti.


Feeling like @Porsha4real off these 2 shots of cognac


my back been in excruciating pain all day. who wanna book me a massage


people coming at t*ehyun never had vocal training and it shows


Kidd konnect stan account


* Sips my drink while minding my business*


omg nectarines are soo good! why haven’t i ever tried this fruit sooner!?


Someone else is coming out to give my car a look.. please be ok


You x Jesse Powell


Yesterday I ran oit of time... So I'm at the nail salon rn


A hoe think they crazy till they meet me, Ima different type of crazy


all my timelines are filled with people I know buying houses


not me crying and for what tho…? no idea


Matt weiters 0.67


$GGPI When $MRNA CEO says "this is going to be bad" he means... We're going to have a hard time selling vaccines if the very weak Omicron (cold) overtakes COVID Delta... This d dude should be in jail


I spent 6mo learning about penny stocks when I first started n never wound up trading that shit. Don’t take nobody’s “free gems” for granted, they might be worth more than u think


if i pin your chat, believe me you’re special for me


Lamb chops or oysters bruh


Have you ever paid for a product after landing on a sales page and then you save the sales page just for study sake? You know, to look up the sales copy again to see the building blocks of the copy that made you really want to buy? Or is just me?


and i know if we were true there's damn way that you could fall in love with somebody that quickly


These tacos done got me sleepy


I don rinse Common Person and For My Hand taya


Not the defence calling the prosecutors/ their evidence garbage


She will lay right beside you and lie to you just like your man will sit right next to you and lie like you his bitch


Focus on you and yours, fuck what everybody else got going on


Feels good when you get that runner high. I wanna be skinny bitch. I don’t care what body is in style. I feel good being a skinny bitch


sana all bet


Okay 8 am is NOT the move there’s so many ppl here it’s crazy one hour makes such a difference


miss my braids so much yo. when the summer starts summering like it’s supposed to imma be back on my shi


I make class groupchats and then mute them


Ugh. I just came down with a cold.


If I don't do this last assignment I'll fail my class but I'm really really really really really not feeling well enough to focus


Changing my Mind set.


It’s one of those two rejections in one day kind of days.


I cant believe I ordered a chocolate doughnut last night from McDonald's, so excited to eat it and they gave me a hazelnut doughnut!!


Tl has been very quiet today...


Excited to see my nephew


I just want a flat stomach & a big booty. that’s all. i’m gettin too big


Rtk 90 sec introduction is way better than kingdom introduction


My mom just dropped some groceries off at my house. I love that little lady


But like specifically sams club pizza


How do you stop feeling miserable?


if supercorp confess their feelings for each other OR kiss tonight, i'll ask my crush out


I ain't no mf CareBear but I do have a lot of love to give


Mfs need to stop tweeting an text back


I’ve been tweeting the most wild shit lately so random and weird but that’s what goes on in my head


I didn’t know Koffee was a woman.


was asked about why a sharp knife is dangerous today


Most of the people that i give a lot of respect to, they appreciate it and also gives it back. In middle east community, you give someone little respect they ride you. Lesson learned thank you!


A huge thank you to @user for hosting today’s U13 Lancashire Cup Final. Also to Lancashire Schools Cricket Assoc and in particular Martin Wandsworth for organising. Thank you to the umpires and of course, our friends @user


I am trying to trust ranboo but everyone I try something happens wtf like it just thundered as I typed this god is telling me to not trust ranboo


QUESTIONS TO HELP YOU MEASURE YOUR INTEGRITY A thread!


I got a new car 3 years ago. I feel like it’s time to upgrade


This youngster in class said he really liked classic rock. I say oh yeah cool. Who are you into? He says Green Day… it’s official. Im old as fuck


Like my gyal short an sweet


If I don’t answer the phone that mean stop calling me


Should I attempt to make a fancam


I gave people so many chances that I should’ve cut off the first time they showed me a


Now that women basically run Hip Hop, which one of you pretty niggas tryna be my video hoe


1 thing I learned ever since watching #Idlozilam is ancestors are different. Not all are appeased by use of Impepho. Especially bapedi. Now the grandmother says they don't have to kneel at the graveyard


James and the Giant Peach wave really my shit when I was little that and Oliver & Company lol


Canes man


i stay the same cause life is what you make it


Imma save this convo for twitter after dark


miss having a rave bae


#pickupteenagebountyhunters so many more lesbians can be inspired by April


Both kids were throwing up last night I'm tired


I was Quiet,not Blind Just because I ignore doesn’t Mean I didn’t Notice


although they might go on tour soon, im pretty sure it's going to be US only because of covid restrictions which really sucks


Thanks God for life. Awake & blessed... Not to mention healthy


I thought u was the one but clearly not


“You never text back” No, I be reading the texts from the notification bar then forget to text back


Sorry I’m still an Aquarius I’ve got that shit tattooed on me


Lmao why are conservatives planning on boycotting Apple products only when the time comes that Elon Musk releases a "Tesla phone?" Boycott them now, I dare yall lmaoooo. Buy an android competitor if you really stand with him. But we all know they won't


I’ve felt the positivity from today 1000% #Twosday 22.2.22


I have my struggles, I have my troubles but watch how I manage.


Make myself sick of a song in 1 day challenge


Such a shame…Mbappe is too good


Watched an interview today and found out that wrestlers Nikita Koloff and Kerry Von Erich we’re in the final 3 with Dolph Lundgren for the role of Ivan Drago in Rocky 4.


Well I have dinner ready for tomorrow


Alexa, why don’t you believe in Apple music!!!


2021 Halloween costumes secured


Birthday next month and all I wana do is drop a visual and make more music


You ain't gotta seduce me, I'm interested...all that playing hard to get you go miss yo blessing


I've been far to distracted with all the tendou birthday art to read any of the tendou week fics people have posted or make a dig on my comms r i p


First Date Questions: - Have you passed your hoe phase? - Do you have any boy you call best friend?


ESCOOOOOOOO told me to be butt naked today when he otw welllllll sir


For the 5th time in my life I’ve been told I remind someone of phineas from phineas and ferb


I be thinking I’m changing for the better, then somebody make me mad. I be back at square one.


Look at this silver-haired sex icon


Not the auto’s autos rp for fixing up the tank


Why did no one tell me you have to fill out a form for to get in a waitlist class


What that’s bout like that dere


I love you like a fat kid love cake ... you know my style I’ll say anything to make you smile ..


Dear Garri, I love and miss you. See you in 17 hours


My girlfriend got a man


Why does season 1 have to drop when Cyber Punk comes out


I just wanna bleach my hair and dye it in a pastel shade


I took a nap just now and the world didn’t end


Not today duterte nor ever


so it’s time to find a new partner for Tay asap please cuz New ain’t the one


Can’t complain about having a lot on my plate when my goal is to eat


March 11, I bought a book online. March 12, it shipped from Arizona. It arrived today. That’s some never-die Kevin Costner Postman shit.


I will laugh more next week.


one trope i really hate is when the black lead goes into a white setting to help the white ppl be better on smth that black ppl are dominating and there’s an arc where they show how the black antagonists are in truth the judgmental ones


Tryna figure out why I suddenly have all the cravings. She’s coming


Today, I choose to attract health and abundance


7DS gotta new movie on Netflix


Carlton on Bel-Air is such a bitchhhhh omg


We really can’t have nice things for long. 1-1


all because… I ripped my pants (Literally… my brand new pants. RIPPED)