“I know you paid me for work I never did for you but it’s been over a month so I’m not doing the work now. And no, I’m not refunding you because I’m a business not a bank” Make it make sense


Haaland again! Boooom


Trump says everything will be back open by Easter


Girl I'm a lesbian lesbian. Keep on and I'm moving in


It’s gamble Tuesday


Rashyyyy brace


Snowfall come back on the 24th , Ezzz calll


Don’t tell me you love me just drop them draws


Today was the first time I held my nut all day,And I just nutted so much


I got a gym crush and she’s a worker


hey @user can u go on tour pls me and isaiah would like a ticket


i’m in the bathroom and this person won’t leave and is listening to a FUCKING PODCAST


not making risks this month, february please be good to me


derisk before you delist


It’s tuuueeessdaaaayy


Hi @Twitter / @TwitterSupport the account @user is driven by a loyal designer, putting tons of efforts into empowering the #NFT space. I touch base with them on a regular basis - so I vouch for them and hope they will recover their twitter account. Hope to see them back


high infidelity is the name of 6x2 gossip girl


I’m always naked faced


it’s the way i have to post my music through spotify


Damn United!


Cool ranch Doritos have been it lately


I need a new show to watch but nothing looks appealing lol. I'm starting manifest because it's been on my list forever but idk I feel like I want a comedy not drama


Nini, stfu pls


This snow needs to melt. I’m over it.


Kebab it is


i want them bitches dead ion catch shots bitch i sent em


Y’all better ask Mr. Henry


trying my best to stay happy and motivated


Big things coming SOON! Stay ready for the announcement #HAX


Reality is becoming a giant meme


Trans Girls Are Brilliant


Ain’t no rest for a sick momma


I can’t even get my rice to taste like my grandmas


my friends are just avoiding me atp


You know you're watching a class TV show when Peter Mullan appears unannounced in the final episode


everything we do is onna low fuck social media @user


Updated license


Taehyung's songs hit me right in my hopelessly romantic, yet angst loving heart... (big sigh) Happy I found him and his music.


If everything works out so good, wear the robe like no one could.


Wearing shoes inside isn’t gross if you wipe them on the mat and even semi-regularly clean your floors.


First episode of #LoveIsBlind and I’m already obsessed. How mad is it that people are falling in love 5-6 days in without ever seeing each other


I have an 102 fever so I’m going to bed.


me sinto incompreendida


18 credits, volunteering in between classes, study sessions, gym, hw, work, social life, family time....


Just realized tail lights on a vehicle are red because red means stop.


Ang active ni @user


Coco Jones can ride my face


i do love being the ex that gets blocked and unblocked every other week


A human lady wif not many clothes followed Peppy cat ! I’m guessing I’m super hansum or she’s not know I am a cat ! I has lady friends Titch @user Moet @user Suzie @user , and lots others , don’t need skimpy hoom ladies


Looking through an old conference program for @ideacity I came upon a scribbled note: Children are midgets with no money. Must have been something the speaker said.


No idea with this team


I hate myself for being so embarrassing


Sorry Chelsea fans


my body needs some exercise but im a lazy one


Reading about how I can’t take my cell phone into work & have to use clear bags like holy shit I’m really working inside a prison


How far away do y’all live from Vero?


I swear if I see yall in these LV Forces I’m frying y’all 3k for AIRFORCES?!?


Kenny Cunningham loves the sound of his own voice but he definitely knows his stuff


this might actually be easier than I thought, and I could pull it off..


this beat by @user go so hard, i just had to throw a hook and verse on it


The ultimatum shouldn’t be this funny


When you’re shocked because you never expected to talk too somebody that’s real life fine as hell


I tried to explain what a COO was to my mother in law. I said some days I’m sending out contracts for 6 figure deals and other days I’m deleting old gmail accounts to save £4 a month.


My surgeon have me ass and hips, everytime I look in the mirror I’m like “damnn whooo issss she”


Wizkid-Grace Fav Jam


Lmao, the look on Neil Cavuto’s face right now...


In heaven there is no girlfriend,,, So allow me make I jus fun..


Tormented daily defeated by you


i need someone to help me create a discord server


50,000 words exactly. Still typing, but I love the little numerical gifts. #Ihaveissues #loveit #inmanbooks #mercenarygirl


May project si via about sa pagtali ng lubid, is this a sign?


Bitches never said yes to me, now they can’t say no to me She jump on the dick she did that stick that bad bitch controlling me


#BiggBossTelugu4 #abika #aviyana #akinal anta What was the # for Rahul and punarnavi last year? Just curious


talking good abt paula on the tl... who am i ?


“if your dreams dont scare you then you’re not dreaming big enough”. Mannnn I used to think this saying was cliché but I am seeing it for myself now. This is probably the most scared I’ve ever been in my life! Im just about ready to slow down on my dreams cus this shit TOO big!


heheh i finally published markren fic


Had everything taken from me. Then I rebuilt. Gave it away. I want something different, I want someone or something to pay. Won't quit.


I’ve never seen two pretty best friends


I remember this ngga go say “ I want a btch to get me tatted so bad bruh “


damn i be loving all my niggas


Cravings a btch


Really Feel Like These Overgrown Mfs Be Hating On My 4 Year Old


the most random shit be happening to me me


Gave a colleague some notes and said 'you can keep it on file' to which she replied... 'in a filing key-yab-in-et'...Not a lot will get that one but I laughed


Why don’t I get paid to eat and review things?


I love when my cousin braid my daughter hair. I’m cool on supporting new people when it comes to my daughter I always get real weird about my kids & they shit anyway


Y’all really be doing a lot of shit for the net


60 videos for $17 I accept paypal


Lol you gotta weeks notice baby if that after then it’s probably audios Mamacita, Señorita


Might fuck around and . . . Make dumb jokes on the internet for fake likes so I can have some sense of validation


Are you a man who isn’t creative? Not thoughtful? Do you struggle to think of gifts? Do you have little to offer in the way of personality? Just give her cash


everything i cook has to be gormèt


It’s only Tuesday but what’s everyone looking forward to this weekend? I am stoked because I am looking at taking the first boxing lesson (of many more to follow, I hope)


I’m the lazy stoner so my friends can be the hot alcoholics


I literally ate 2 hrs ago and I am hungry again


its your month sweetie @user


Getting all mad over a imagine LMFAO


Why are low carb tortillas literally DOUBLE THE PRICE of the regular ones


I hate being a Virgo sometimes cus y’all don’t kno how to leave us alone


twitter is unfollowing people and idk why but if it unfollows you just tell me and ill follow you back


RESPECT? HA.HA.HA. how can you earn a respect when you don't even know how to give one. GIVE AND TAKE LANG YAN, WALA YAN SA PATANDAAN NG AGE.


I don’t confront over internet I’d rather see a bitch in person


Smiling & climbing out of a hole


Good morning to #GCG friends, we hope you all had a good sleep. lets enjoy today again.


feeling extra sexy today bc i voted


Homecoming by Beyonce is so dope, I got emotional while watching it. Shout out to queen B.


The way she gave up on that single is so smh. Is she gone give up on the next one that doesn’t peak too 10?


/ if you think I am intimidating, just remember there are writers who still make hate accounts 2021


Man I was excited to crochet today


I wish I was good enough. I just wanna go back to the good times.


What’s that drug that can make you have appetite to eat


Code xBryno #ad if you plan on buying anything thank you so much


Lmao when you find your match on a different site


my stupid ass does not know how to go to class


A bitch will drive herself crazy tryna make me mad because I will laugh at you I think everything be funny especially the dumb ass shit y’all be saying.


Still unbelievable Kobe passed a whole year later


u was my dawg. u let sum we couldve talked about ruin our bond


Idk might take my grandpa to breakfast on Valentine’s Day


Yoruba movies and Venza


My bd is questionable af but his momma don’t play about her grandbaby


I needa go back to my red hair phase


This leo moon got me feeling


I wana know why y’all niggas can’t last while we riding the dick ? It’s very disappointing


I wanna be a role model but I'm only human


hmm should i listen to @myjaps songs? to change my mood and to make me feel good


debating if I should delete insta or just start my feed over


Boiler again


Today I got my first ever pair of Crocs. I get the hype.


The way I’m consciously staying away from this person actually sucks but I have to


Watched Doctor Strange Multiverse Of Madness at the weekend sat on for it a while but... I actually enjoyed the film alot more than I thought I was going to!! Good story, great villan, and awesome cameo's, I can see how it's not for everyone though!! 7.5/10


Fred gonna bet on yourself the whole league


hi i studied full focused for 6 hours straight is someone proud of me


was about to go to bed listening to a true crime podcast until i realised the girl they were talking about was murdered literally down the road from me


Idc I’m throwing a party for my dog


I met the love of my life at 11 years old


Oh word ? Blow ya cover ?


I do it for the pushers that never break through


Serena Williams is the greatest woman's tennis player of all time. Maybe the greatest female athlete ever. Maybe the most influential athlete of all time. The last 3 articles I saw about her career all focused on the outfits she wore during matches. We need to do better


You want the world to be a better place? Improve yourself each day.


when you know wussup, ion needa explain shit


I dont knw how use it


Only intensive dua will help Senegal on Sunday


So Dr Fauci is now recommending wearing TWO masks? Why not just make a thicker mask?


wish me luck, about to have a really important appointment


hi like if i can slide into your dms...whether i’m horny or not


I'm almost 10 months clean please just not now coz promised to someone that I'll never do it again


idk why I study sm just so professors can put things on exams you’ve never seen


3-0 Hungary. Fuck off southgate


Girlies I bought Rengoku Inuyasha abs Kagomes nendoroids today


I need some simple braids - that don’t start at $135 … where is JOYCE


am gonna end up watching last tango again aren’t i


The more you learn your history, the more you learn your greatness and the more you learn yo greatness, the greater yo story become.


I be feeling like a new man when I cut my beard low. It’s about that time


Tipsy and ready to sketch. What do you want to see?


Libra and Pisces men b having the most compassion for females, swea.. They so sweet


About to eat at Olive Garden for the first time ever


My ticketless broke friends were are you ?


Love going to the doctors and then they tell me I have to see a therapist


“wasted my love but ain’t take an L , he did he lost him a raw bitch” - omeretta


i wanted to be angry for longer but youtube made me laugh


WHYYYY is my bio not coming out the way i want it to i want to have each line separately not a long ass sentence


Now how I lost 5 pounds and ain’t been doing nothing but laying down


Searching for freedom and Larry comes up


I just realized Greg is like. Literally Tom’s work wife


Okay.. Let me cook bye


idk what it is but I’ve been eating GOOD these past few days lmao my appetite has been growing and I’m loving this new me.


Another disco for this year


Sometimes I make To-Do lists just so I can check things off of them. The Satisfaction!


THIS JUST IN: @user has promised one free meme for the first 10 ticket buyers to the Meme Factory Halving Party in 2024. Tickets go on sale on block height 787,500


We take so many things for granted and life being the #1 of those. Giving life and life being taken away.


Anddddd 4 more years of trump


A female intuition is NEVER wrong well at least mine


Put my FitBit on in the first time in two years. I hate to admit it but I am low key competitive and want to crush every single goal set. Plus logging water and food intake.


ill start listening to subliminals


I just remembered I had a dream I got blasted n I really laid on the floor like fuck it let's go


good ball distribution


Wanted to break up with my girlfriend to ask this girl have been seeing out....but the two of them told me NO....so I'm back in my former relationship


So ready for my day off! Not doing nothing but I'm ready for it


Will Sebastian Vettel win a race this year for Aston Martin?


wasted my time for something stupid


i wanna be able to visit my own dream address so i can be in my fav season without time travelling


Watching old clips from my streams with Nicolettle in it makes me laugh so hard still like I was still in the moment. I miss her so much nicolettle please come back from vegas and stop hitting up on girls at hooters


i luv being the big spoon


i need to stop drinking caffeine at school man


I’ve got 4 assessments due next week. How did that happen?


the 70 electro prisms i have are finally getting put to use we have razor now


Im so happy I’m #1 my food stamps hit quick


Next time u sneak diss me is from da cemetery


Nasco issued a statement already maintaining innocence in 8 paragraphs. After that, no statement from them or their legal team mandating a retraction of the story by David Hundeyin. No threat of legal steps knowing the reputational and financial damage the article can cause.


Mass streaming na ulit please


I’ll never forget that documentary I watched about colossal giant squids and sperm whales n they’re like enemies It’s crazy bc sometimes markings on sperm whales would indicate they were battling squids up to 3x their size


I love when my besties so happy


The only thing I’m good at is spending money.


He charging yah over price I been getting big homie deals


I say I hate people often but the people I know are good people


I didn’t know New Girl ended


Which #IPL2022 Team are you supporting this season?


What is the point of being alive ,if you don't at least try to do something remarkably...


I’m finna get dreads


I literally was just thinking that when I get home I should find a court or some runs so I can start hoopin again and not even 5 mins later I’m in a gym getting blessed with w a coaching opportunity AND some ass to bust weekly


Writing down a to do list helps, thank me later


Hello, Twitter ! I’m back in this end of 2022


I haven’t used my 40oz insulated water bottle in so long, so I decided to switch it out today — here’s to making healthier lifestyle changes & drinking more water


Wait until the last game of the season #SWFC vs #DCFC league one title decider, 30,000 fans shouting “fuck the EFL” it’s gonna be epic


Jk, I’m driving


Those of us who are only scarred eternally... You know what, don't even finish that train of thought because tomorrow is another day and you could be had. RIP to the ones we have lost


Ugh i need to talk about baby stuff send help


Impromptu water play day at school for Brae tomorrow !! He ready too


fucking marcus bro


season 6 of Lucifer comes out Friday


Bestie Freckled Zelda gifted me an ocarina at SacAnime. I am now an ocarina girlie, catch me @ house parties with my ocarina


got a fat ass sack in my pocket and i’m just hoping my uber dude likes the smell


Watching Nanny McPhee another of my childhood favourites


That loc twist out look after you take the two strand twist out


this sememster feels longer than the entirety of high school


delulu o’clock might as well roll with this


My voice is not that deep bro, but my throat is


We’re literally living the movie CONTAGION. If you’ve watched it, you’ll know snd if you haven’t, the trailer should enlighten you. Look it up


continuing demon slayer


Is there any black market to sell relatives ??? ps. They r completely useless


But I mean if the shoe fits


I'm having one of those "feels like there's an ice pick through my eye" type headaches


The sauna


NOOOO. I thought I could escape the Twitter for you but now I got it too


just found out draco and harry are related and i’ve been shipping them for five years Um Anyways


psychotic


they think they getting away, they just getting by


I think . the reason why I'm so obsessed with nicte rn and I wasn't when MFS s2 was airing is just that I was hyperfixating HARD on smth else at the time (flemson.. ) and now that that's cooled down a little I have some free brain space


we’ve been getting so much wilbur content over the past like month


Them FMLA papers got signed today !!


The main reason I'm excited for this South Carolina game is so everyone quits complaining about the Ole Miss game....hopefully


All I look forward to is Wednesdays at knotts and it’s about to be over


Feeling some Mediterranean and Indian food today


Bernardo Silva is shit... Idiot hold on to the ball for too long for no reason


Why when I call y’all “lil daddy” y’all don’t like it?


Why alllll my hoes some whores bruh can one of y’all just act right


#Newsnight conor burns throwing in a priti smirk there.


So much ignorance on my tl this generation is SO lost


I cant believe antis got @user to leave. A wonderful artist and animator, who i was really excited to see their work. Now fucking gone, for who knows how long because people where angry she drew a bad ship YEARS AGO. This is very sad news…


Bought my DREAM bag


Hate to be THAT person but... gutter flipping everything 2022


OH AND IF YOU SUB WITH PRIME YOU ACTUALLY PRAY TO THE CHURCHPRIME GOD


Money laundering ..


Why don't I ever meet a white person with cousins?


Uworld please tell me what situation I would be in where I need to know that primary biliary cholangitis is most similar to a graft vs host disease


I miss my jt shaniah


anyways logging off for a while guys tkae care of yourselves


Bayern wins 5-0 and Barca loses against Inter. A great day indeed


Apparently my mum doesn’t appreciate being woken up by an arachnophobe shrieking and flinging her mug of cup a soup at a giant spider. Go figure.


Now days you don’t get true support from people it’s just empty words


Un monstre Hummels


I am such a disappointment ... sigh Why is life so hard?!


You dl wit arched eyebrows ?


It would be really nice having an older sister, right?


Seriously @user is so deep, smart, mature, and insightful. The gifts continue to permeate for us to be blessed from! She’s an amazing! Forever and always! Continue to be you!


i have 541 followers, but i have the energy of 20 bc no one is interacting w me


Watching No Mercy again. Don't know why but it still gets to me even though I know the line up


Tomorrow is Changbin's birthdaaaaay


I need to find a graduate program ASAP


Notis will get a surprise


I wish I was a 10 year old in 5th grade right now!


Caught lmfao


#ShameOnZeeNews #BoycottZeeNews #Boycottaajtak. They are liars & shameless just like @user that why supporting her. We are #UnitedForSSRJustice and we will give #JusticeForSSR. We trust @republic @Republic_Bharat @user @user Thanks @narcoticsbureau


update i didn’t die but boy was it close


as costas do arthur


My favorite pastime while watching dizis is to connect same locations with different shows. I will start a thread here, maybe someone else finds in interesting...


Bachelor’s degree


classic UKG revival has been activated


Poke bowls: a top tier meal after a hike


I promised my therapist I wouldn't react but


I am sorry but I CRINGE at bad eyeliner


hey @CrunchGym pls open a location near little havana ty


Ima get everything I always needed and wanted. Believe that


It's y'all taking that "involuntary conspiracy to commit murder" seriously for me


Hopefully getting my eyebrow pierced this week


Never thought I’d say this, but I WANT CRAWFISH


Took a hit to do KdB-> Gundogan, thank christ it paid off


Just thinking about how many things I thought were Javascript that actually belong to the runtime API and feeling a little betrayed


I just followed my soulmate,she doesn't know it yet maar yeah,finna get cuffed soon


caught 3 fish today


People can be so hostile for no reason. Yes, some keep tabs on others just because they're nosey, but there are others who actually care to check on your well-being. Cry by yourself next time because I'm not reaching out again.


It's ironic how the person who has actually talked about bedroom stuff and has some of the most inappropriate humor on Twitter is annoyed about sodomous cat jokes


So errybody smoking on dat chauvin pack


Lies hit different for me cause it’s never that deep


Finally finished reading “Everything fades away” & it was good


I want some chessmen cookies


I really stopped doing a lot of sht that I loved to do, I forget how talented I am at times. I need to get back into it


Crazy how there’s niggas that don’t wanna put they pride aside just cause they ex don’t fw them


You all deserve love and affection, whether you believe that or not


Another Day another hack… curve finance getting curved


Being an overthinker, is the most painful of all


Third pass at 'Get Back' and am noticing all the times Lennon goes to take drugs out of his pocket and then pops them back in


I get hungrier ordering DoorDash


Y'know, according to my chiropractor, I'm very tight


my friends all think im crazy for tellin them they're crazy if they think tickets will be around $150 for taylor... have they seen the cost for any concert in the last year


I hate pumping gas. I just needed gas and air in my tire. I’m hot..


Anyway, actually have a stream schedule for the week. Tonight: final Splat 2 scrim w/Paint+ Wednesday: checking out Unpacking Thursday: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Friday: SPLAT 3 Make sure you stop by to hang.


my favorite theory is that louis is a liar and he himself is the one singing abba all the time but because he doesn’t wanna embrace his guilty pleasure he said it’s his best mate and no I won’t take criticism on this


wow Kerem i Carlos Ponce


Polo G did his thang on his album


this weekend bouta go crazyyy


Wait! Tortoise can run??? Werey Dey disguise


i just found out that interviews for med will be announced next friday


my girl birthday tomorrow we littt fr after we get off from work this week & the weekend


If a girl wanted to peg me while I’m fucking her friend I’d definitely let her


Today is my day off work The sun is out and I'm off to the gym How great it is to be me


I hope @user is enjoying the wall of boyfriend smut adorning her profile


My resting heart rate is at 48. Am I tryna die


someone who’s equally of a fuck it person as me


goodnight sleep tight don't let the stunt pics bite


To get woke up out my sleep to get pissed off is like asking for me to just explode on somebody


Sometimes you gotta hold your tongue until the right moment presents itself


#NTAs Bradley Walsh should be winning !


Forgot why I didn’t fw patron but I remember now


Rent not getting paid today but that’s why I love tomorrow


Did a @pantone colour match this AM for a charity. Matching #hex values to find a true match. I forgot how beautiful and complex the realms of colour are between digital and real. I haven't looked into #Pantone since uni, this was fun


Goodnight, sweeties! Sleep well when you do


I cannot watch anything with my mum, all she does is talk through it all


I don’t understand the problem about his post


when u wanna rant but u dont want anyone else to feel bad about what ur ranting about


I literally don’t talk to anyone all day…


planning on getting drunk on new year’s eve


Got a good opportunity today


Why I feel like Adey lose my way..


Alafu ati In China, Australia na Canada kuna universities zimepewa permits za kujoin in on the research for the vaccine ya 2019-nCoV... I'm here wondering if Kenyan universities can handle anything like that


The ending of I Care A Lot was very satisfying


And I couldn’t sleep i was up till 6


I’m eating at almost 12 am dinner who’s doing it like me?


I Be Getting My Mother So Mad When It Comes To My Sister But Idc She Needs To Learn How To Talk Without Yelling Or Catching An Attitude


I came to work just to find out my favorite co-worker isn’t here, I’m clocking out


All i know, all i know. Loving you is a losing game...


I did will's nails but then he ruined them


Retwitte and follow Everyone


My mama don use broom measure my leg today… This December go hot


La liga in the mud yet gain. Atalanta it's up to you. Dead league


Do you think I'm a sadist? Because if you don't ask, I won't assist you


Listening to stairway to heaven on the drive home from work is a good time.


i hate hearing ant songs now i be rey earl


CONFIRMED! @user new album has ZERO skips.


My cousin made me qalu and I put it in the fridge so it wouldn’t go bad. Now it’s hard and crumbly. I sad


Crazy activities


Yesssss lost that one pound back plus 2


I miss you tay in heaven. 1st death anniversary man diay nimo. Sorry


NSA be the best situationship


The Noel Diary on Netflix was so cute


Finalmente vivendo dias felizes


I need to go to palmdale but i dont want to


You dont even know what Ive been through. I used to wanna kill myself, still wanna kill myself. My life is goin nowhere, I want everyone to know that I dont care. Mama miss me at home, but Im good on my own. I swear it gets so lonely sometimes Please, just hold me one time.


It's so draining to be around ppl all day.. I like to be aloneeeeee


I'm a Orlando Pirates Supporter when every is sleeping


Clothe yourself with shyness and Armour yourself with LOYALTY. - Imam Ali (A.s)


That first day wax hit different


About to cook chicken wings in my new air fryer


Aiyenna's bestie since Kindergarten got her a Pandora ring and a $100 Target gift card for her birthday.


Idk why everyone hates Hannah Ann, shes the only bitch who came into this knowing what she was getting herself into and actually let Peter make his own decisions


Woke up feeling awesome today


I started going back to the gym in June and I’ve gained 11lbs since then


Think ima go get some jeeters tonight


why did i choose to pierce my nose today


just wanted to talk about how permission to dance has grown on me so much these past couple days and how i love it so much


i am sorry for your timelines


Din mein heat waves or rat mein sad waves


Y’all great But she is something else !


Perks of my brothers job is that when he goes to fix/clean out places is that he comes up on so much shit left behind. Just got myself a brand new ass projector


[ Innocent smile ]


Bell Let’s Talk Day tomorrow would mean a lot if everyone participated, thanks


I do this shit .. with no hands in


oomfs follow meg @user she’s starting on a new acc and she’s the bestest so Follow


/ / all i can do is shit post bc i got no replies to do


You after getting vacks Q: Can I remove my mask? A: No Q: Am I immune to C19? A: No Q: Do I have to social distance? A: Yes


I LOVE making fajitas


God is my President


I'm sad I won't have a birthday party like others for 18th. Can @taylorswift13 do something? It's on september 21st. Even a reply to my tweet or something would mean much. Thanks.


WB fired Johnny Depp over allegations yet Ezra Miller threatened to kill ppl the other day


You may not realize it in the moment… but what you need always comes right on time


i am happy i am so small…makes car sex so much easier


feels like having no one, jalanin hari kaya yaudah i need to going through this. the end of the day i just forget everything that happens. feels so blessed that i can still being nice to people that maybe kinda hurt me


Harry potter comme tous les mardis


having my car dirty knowing that my uncle gives me free details at his car wash is crazy to say the least


#BestBarOHOP don’t you forget. get ready for another upset


Been trying to bully my sister into reading the petty kidney lady story in the Times all day but she's having none of it.


i never smoke while i’m working but this client GMFU


incoming college freshmen were *one* (1) year old when usher’s “yeah” came out


I grew up about 9 miles away from Butcher Hollow, so Loretta Lynn was someone I knew about since I was very little. She stayed true to herself and lived her life her way. Legend. Rest in peace, Loretta Lynn.


It’s one thing to want somebody on a bad day, I want you every day


remember when noah was friends with that transphobic FAN who slut shamed millie


should i go up this school year or stay out the way again this year?


my laptop comes in tomorrow


I can’t stand bad ass kids dawg


my hakuoki phase is coming back


I really liked the green dress


if any of u see me online any time soon plz threaten me 2 leave i have a bunch of work to do due tomorrow


Wow, so my 2nd playthrough of #LittleHope revealed far more than the first!! It was also longer (due to all characters surviving this time!) and seemed scarier too. What a game


awit iniwan


I always tend to gag when my brushing my tongue


I should’ve quit my job the day a lady licked her thumb and rubbed the ketchup off my cheek


Ready to meet all the hotties in Austin. Be my wing person, @user


I PRAY she do right bc she so damn funny acting


Been seeing a lot of Biden flags these last few weeks hopefully it pays off tonight


If you lose your mind tonight that’s how you know the magic’s right


I didn't know you could blur out your Google Street view.


I think the amount I’ve spent on fast food this year alone has surpassed the last 6 months of 2021 combined


Bold of you to assume we will chat more on WhatsApp, eyaaah


Just found out the USPS is still requiring masks & yours truly didn’t have one. Guess being a Good Samaritan for the last two years giving everyone around me masks when they didn’t have one wasn’t enough to save me from this madness #EnoughIsEnough


A good way to know if the gift you bought someone was good is whether or not they tell people about it or show it off to people. If they don’t do either


you can tweet about me all you want and try to delete it i already saw it and i’m not going to let anyone disrespect me when i haven’t done a damn thing wrong


Ain’t got enough money? Then pay me respect


week one of the kitchen renovation and I can’t take the mess it’s causing already


Just finished my first day of classes. It was soooo long. It was just going over syllabuses and I had 3 classes all an hour and 15 minutes long


I hate that y’all wear underwear as clothes


Tonight’s episode of #DerryGirls


Spurs fans try to claim Gareth Bale as a Spurs legend yet he’s only using their club as work experience


Aubameyang this Aubameyang that Here's your aubameyang


I see a lot of people switching to apex…. I can’t wait to slay your boosted accounts


Yo @user Don’t let these cheaters move on.


Wait cause that meal plan money hit


My sister got a call asking for “more condoms.”


Nigga tb “you look familiar.” Like yea babe and I’m glad we never got too familiar cuz you tweaked on me


Idk what day I’m getting my hair done


Ang dry


Watching movie before work. Wahaha!


It’s siesta key day


wish i never got rid of my pokemon collection


This car hot as hell


SCHOOL STRESSING ME OUT, more accurately money


Seeing too much Justin Fields hate on my tl SMH


I hate my nails... lmao


jamaican dem nuh even like har


Lashes being the same price as a wig install does not sit right with me


Ian dumb founded to nothing. I be up on game even if i never speak on it, I KNOW..


Do you think I must finish paying my list to be obedient? @user @user @user @user @user @user @user


sprung off in the spring time fuck all your free time you don’t need no me time that’s you & me time


this girl think she just supposed to drink apple juice


gn and tysm for the support today might have to start posting previews again


Ok at this point I’m getting mad cause I can’t find nobody who does tribal braids


Not bending over backwards for you…you ain’t shit


aiiiiiiiiiiight y’all need to chill, that’s still my bestfriend and she’s still a woman so mind ya manners


My suegra always comes in clutch.


10 minutos pro teaser blinks


that man make life harder then what it gotta be


Great, Zoom has become a verb: Zooming.


Bitch amazon just told me my package delivering October 13


Me eating a salad, Leilani: what's that Me: onions, lettuce.. Leilani: unyums


But Er body wanna b fa da streets


my tweet numba 666


I’m really not dealing with anyone that brings the worst out of me, I don’t like it and it’s not who I am. Not respecting people’s boundaries and standards is manipulative so then you can turn around and make them the bad guy. No more.


Yea them online summer classes can KISS my ass


Things are never quite as scary when you�ve got a best friend. #ALDUBxADNTeamwork


eps 21 of #TheWife


Homemade minestrone soup


I’m like 15 minutes into leg day and I just wanna give up


started my juice cleanse.. Eating my last burger sunday and starting the gym on monday


Current status: I’m gonna have to stay up till midnight To catch up on all the work I was supposed to do while I was Tweeting


Dwight is the best character in the Office.. a wholesome gent


i've already put my duvet out for the first time tonight. and now it feels like a normal blanket kind of night.


One thing I can’t stand the most, is when someone fucking hangs up on me.


that boy roy woods got some shit otw


Vis a Vis T4:E8-33’


This character has a speech impediment like my ex. Havent heard anyone have one since him


.@IlltownSluggaz is straight killing this pre-show!!!


The number of times I vomited hearing "eventologist" in this lifetime.


Please don’t take me serious I don’t hit females I got enough women around me that a drag you hoes


good morning except skong dysmenorrhea


ivy lab tonight but I have to take my roomie to the airport at 5am… you already know how this is gonna go down


God keep showing me I have so much potential when it comes to my career but I Keep Playing


sm where’s my yuta signed poster


I’m going to Baton Rouge tomorrow.. idk if I’m going eat at fiery crab or Ruth Chris but somebody gone get these dollars


Had fun...headed back to douglasville


currently watching the 2020 WS documentary


I keep my head, both of them where they supposed to be


I'm a house head but I love me some @user


to the knetz telling foreign fans to shut up because our idols are gonna marry a korean girl, you look goofy luv lol that doesn’t mean you have a chance either


If Rabiot comes and leaves his ego at the door then we have a brilliant player, if not it’s all going to fall apart before the end of the season. Hoping for the best here


Give Trump a big ass baby bottle and pacifier he needs It get these checks out to us all now FBI moving in law moving in and Ms pelosi and Congress and real Senate and Mike pence Trump impeached anyway he just in the fucking way soliciting votes holding funding back take their


mercury retrograde = approach at ur own risk


What a time to be alive is one of my all time favorites


The rising #fuelbills are scandalous. And even more scandalous is how #UKgovernment is not responding to this crisis. #heatandeat not #heatoreat. The people in power are cruel and have no morals !!!!


I guess I’m eating Salmon tonight with rice and veggies


My tweeter timeline is full of posts from young -creators and entrepreneurs. Daily dose of success stories, failures, humour, Learnings makes my day a lot better.


The bothered & pressed


Finally Watched 365 Days & Whew!


The devil works at tmz.


#bbcsnooker Ronnies 7th frame was snooker from the gods


Why do the worst things happen to the best people? Life is so fucking shit man


Today Was Ite I Needed Dat


I don’t understand why people just assume that because I haven’t posted my boyfriend I’m automatically a “single mother”..


That concoction of eatables I made last night is still hitting me


What a day I missed my virtual class, Taehyung posted on weverse, I missed Break The Silence ep 4 because I didn't find any links and I even went to the dentist's


I get to watch Bulls basketball tonight


#ProudOfLouis #ProudOfNiall #ProudofZayn #ProudOfLiam #ProudOfHarry we'll be here for you forever like you are with us. We love you more than words can explain


Emotionally scarred...


all day hoping nat streams today so i can hear her voice in the background while i do my essay


Mystics came out pissed as expected. Hope they destroy the Mercury for us


good morningg ! its our 1st day of exams, wish me luck ?


I ran my first western blot today


Just had a birthday and now I have to shift my age filters on my dating apps over by one unit


i love my devy so much


My client messaged me saying “Ima be late, just left my house on 35th and Dunlap” lol girllllll sorry if u don’t make it on time


I get to act like an Ann Arbor grad student for a few hrs


The Developer urge to jump the MVP stage and build a real ,complete product.


I miss my dad soo much


looking for drummers / musicians in the sgv!? Where yall at


can my best friend get a guy that treats her right


I love the way Puerto Ricans talk


Type of girl that got you kus I want you, not kus I need you. No I don't need you


Wtf how am I supposed to finish my schoolwork when my cock is moving my laptop


Taco Tuesday Lit


last bets stop in north america and carats will suprise sebongs by singing smile flower


say wordd, say worddddd, say word


Just remember the electoral college is a joke.


hehehehe i am signed up for presale


“My life was hard it just had to be, watch me turn my dreams into reality”


fat tummy


omg i just realized that "sipit" is actually "tipis" read backwards


My birthday is next week so i booked a prenatal massage a facial & my nail appointment


paid a fat rent check to my one and only home, my body. pulled the trigger for a personal trainer. I’m scared but excited haha. Set some goalz on 8/10 to 10/10


It’s clutch workin from home cus I can be on here


Elanga just Dey do langa langa. No calculation no nothing just here and there like anti-clockwise


I thought my sleep schedule got better but it looks like I need to give it a hard reset


So... I'm playing Dark Souls 1 again. And I realized I'm super close to the Platinum


oh nah i was at the deli this nigga just asked the ock if he sell synthetic urine


bout to drop my first class


How good has Thiago been tonight…. Incredible


Earphones charge pe lgaya tha 30 min par switch on krna bhul gyi


I am freaky, but not nasty! There is a difference between the 2


My UGGS came in and i ordered the orange ones today


when he can handle your attitude & apply pressure


Next week it’s just gonna be Armstrong and I looking at all the data from everywhere and shouting every minute god damn democrats ruined everything


Yea ima need a beer after today's shit show at work


So what can we get for Cam and Obi?


Hate I ever dealt wit that


Its gets a little warm outside and all of sudden no one wants to wear their mask


Holy shit section A all form 1??? Bro idek what I learnt last year, tula sarah bodo santai sangat tahun lepas njir


happy birthday mark- i mean ranboo


bby HBD @user


I think Twitter needs more positivity! Reply to this tweet with something positive you think about me or anyone else on here.


Now that I got some time let me see what Rue is up to


Mosquitoes Aint Playin Fair Today


This man just shamelessly said, “she’s qualified, she has a nice ass to support the degree” sad


8 years in a relationship and he's not talking about meeting your parents, and you're still there? Something is wrong with your head sister.


Hi. Don’t forget to update all your devices. Sincerely, someone who didn’t until her computer literally stopped responding altogether until I spent an hour updating it. Bye.


I’ve really been working nonstop since like 9am


Thank God my car has pre-collision assist because if it didn’t I would’ve just got in a car crash


adult responsibilities


Ok but adding arabutin back into my skincare routine got me on bling blow wow


Un-follow & mute


How to sell: "One of the easiest way to sell anything is to show how your product/service can make people life's better." People are ready to spend a fortune as long as (their problem is solved). Their problem could be.. -Emotional one. -Pain -Satisfaction. -Desire.


tomorrow is the day i get Grogu build-a-bear, mom said she will make him clothes


really wish i could ask my husband for a massage but yknow


When my grandma first started texting, she used to think that LOL meant lots of love. So she would send me weird texts like “you’re uncle is in the hospital LOL” …… now she knows how to use emojis. What’s the world coming to


‘Say she love me. Really just tryna get lucky. Cuz she know a nigga get money’ … #BabyfaceRay slid on this joint


I want a hot sausage & cherry water ice from morrone’s so bad


Sorry for the late notice, y’all, but no recital today! Back tomorrow at noon.


The next bf or gf I get, I’ma be showing them the fuck off. Gassin them up always, idc if people think it’s annoying.


Too late for stimulants, too early for sleep


Ppl only think of you when they want shit and want to use you when they doing good they don’t reach out or extend an offer of nothing


Whew chile… mind my business


Finally purchased some twist tops for the summer time


i have to go to dinner w my family on saturday night


left, right by yg starts as I’m walking into work & now I wish I was back in Vegas


Manchester United just keeps on breaking my heart.


crazy how i’m over shit i’ve never thought i’ll get through. Now i’m having the best time of my life


If you make music on here what’s your songwriting process I’m interested


Most uncomfortable waiting room of my entire life. Framed photos of Ronald Regan (okay but weird) signs that said "if we make guns illegal nobody would get shot anymore, that's how we got people to stop doing drugs" (just plain stupid) a copy of the limbaugh letter and more


[] i wANT TO DO THE KING’S GAME HERE OR IN A GC


y do the stuff i need to rt only show on my priv


Somebody's Ex will find you One day..


the tension between me and basketball


The closer I get to finishing thesis the more I start to eye illustration agencies


I think I accidentally ripped the stitches in my mouth out when I was brushing my teeth


just secured me another telfeezyyyyy


im looking for every reason not to give up on you and i have every reason too


No Stream Tonight Or Tournament, will be back either Wednesday or Thursday night!


Thinking about pissing a lot of ppl off this summer


Hi. I'm 24 today. And tonight were gonna @user before the servers shut down to celebrate.


I have such nasty thoughts about my man in the most disrespectful way


#FilthyRichFOX Get off our street ya pervert


Huhhhhhh let me pay these damn bills for March


I got somebody attention


Vacay countdown


so like whos gonna be sexc and pay for my videostar subscription


I want some crab legs real bad


i wanna get myself a nice t shirt and print my twitter handle in it, like customize it and make it look personalized


Washed my makeup brushes


“That dude asking the questions sounds like he’s got a hard on about child porn.” Quote from my husband watching Josh Hawley questioning Katanji Brown Jackson.


i love taylor swifts music. it’s...


Ando sentimental


I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT JORDAN FUCKING SANCHO ANYMORE!!!! SICK OF IT


I'm sick ( ；∀；) so much fever


Trying to make myself feel better about myself is hard


Just caught my uber driver looking at me in the rear view as I was doing an impression of Harry Enfield's Tory Boy


A lot of people from Schenectady ny juss want name so I can’t wait till we meet again


Bitch if you know then you deserve to get ur ass beat to ho


If you’re not dating for marriage then you’re dating for heart break. Think about it


its the way i absolutely don’t attend a single class but do all my assignments and that’s on social anxiety toward locals


So FG cannot ban GB WhatsApp abi...


I'll never forgive nicole for refusing to meet me cause "ma fee may se5ne w bde et7amam"


To my fellow Leo's; do you find that when you interact with other Leo's, you share similar/same interests? You have similar life experiences, good or bad, and you're absolutely fabulous! I also know a few incredible, gorgeous Leo's who share my birthday and they are the best!


me and low rise jeans


Finally found out which school I will be completing my probation year in! Can not wait to get started


why do i enjoy crime docuseries so much...


wtaf just found out that the founder of gymshark also co-founded maniere de voir


Shan been on my mental


Bachman


Meow~!!!!! I'm so....


Los spicy nuggets son mi mal necesario


My savings account look soo good


Conceding last minute equalisers twice in a week


Y’all be suck in situations bc the sex good. It’s a million other mfs with the same shit


Daaamn yall this guy @thisisWurlD is a vibe. Dope music. Ever listened to music and wanted more then here is the right playlist. Am vibing to his songs


Would I be judged if I buy merch from 3-4 different teams?


actually kinda crazy that this time i leave the uk i really don’t know when i’ll be back because it’s a permanent move


My bd so lil I can’t help but love him


Congrats nurse @user !!


18 needs to come faster


3days before 2021 rolls out, didn’t achieve all set goals but a substantial 80% is a fair win I think. I’m very hopeful that 2022 would be a lot more better. grateful


I’m starting to go batty


I always told myself I was gonna suddenly disappear … where too


I wanna succeed so bad…I get emotional thinking about it. I want to make it hopefully one day I do.


school unorganized for me


DND the last 2 days


Remember hive?


House of Dragons binge


5 pounds away frm my first goal


#LGM So good to be home


these pistachios is hittin rn


I have never ran so fast in my life til now


Oh dear. I'm at that "I want to switch out one piece on my program" state of mind. I still have several months...I probably could...but should I?!


i hate when people talk quiet bc like how am i supposed to eavesdrop


I like how @Kellinquinn is ignoring my dm when I'm calling him out when he said new music is coming "soon"


Un cover ohhhh


Feel like I was meant to be on a whole other planet


It’s Twitter Growth Tuesday Do you know the one TECHNIQUE that can get you the most followers each week in my experience? And the one SENTENCE that EXPLODES it’s RESULTS?


Fine ass man telling me I’m pretty… sir ima kiss you and then ima block you fr


Salmon & shrimp fried rice


Want pancakes so bad


What's for dinner guys? My is brown stew turkey neck and white rice


Won't stop bleeding.


need so figure out how to make a carrd and if it’s easier to do on my phone or on my laptop


baby tate


Having a midlife crisis at 21 is fun and fresh


#Ukraine: @EUCouncil adds seven persons involved in the organisation of Russian local elections in illegally annexed #Crimea and #Sevastopol to sanctions list Read the press release


Ok Final Good Night


i think the universe doesn't want me to be happy


I've been meaning to dye my hair for literally weeks at this point. Maybe now that I've got covid again I'll actually find time.


We're in the era of Smart phones and mumu persons


why is it a thing for your s/o to never post about you smh


This whole maturity thing is booty cheeks


stella rosa black might top my sweet red ion know


It’s So Hard To Keep My Composer Around My Baby Cuz She Know When I’m Not Mommy


my family really toxic ltf


I want to pierce my nose but I’m not sure


congratulations Miss Elise


Are there any foot in Kentucky? Will be there next weekend


In all seriousness, I love my job


"Been an asshole lately but not on purpose shit be on my mind"


The food in the sub…


Can someone tell the sun to go away I’m trynna vibe to frank ocean in peace


Why Nicki following them Low followings celebs ?


when they understand your references


the last three days were. something. but my brain is working slightly like normal again


Can contagious laughs make me laugh? Send me videos of people laughing to #tomatojay and lets see whats good


That aries spears n Tiffany haddish skit is


Wattpad finally has dark mode


Someone take me shopping :( My wedding outfit is a dud.


hot girl summer loading up quickly…


they tried to turn me into a white boy but Im not lil dicky


Wait, I thought Nick Lachey was married to Jessica Simpson?! What rock have I been living under that I don’t know they’ve divorced. Since 2006 apparently


TRUMP I APPRECIATE THE CHECK IMA STACK THAT UP BUT BIG FELLA IM STILL NOT VOTING FOR YO ASS


i gotta do more OF shoots


Searching for music is actually one thing I enjoy doing. Not using Shazam or anything. Just going through the net using lyrics and the little I remember... It's so satisfying when I finally find the song


Even at my lowest I lifted others, I’m gone win at whatever I do


My problem is when i like someone i wanna be with them 24/7 , it’s called getting attached


It's 2:15 am here sooo gnight!!! Again, thank you for all the greetings


“I haven't had anyone steal my tweets yet so I'm proud of myself for doing so bad”


Waking up to a confirmation that bangtan won't be on hiatus but all I can think is I wish the company won't overwork them again. They clearly need their "solo" time


Sex is nice but have you tried gender dysphoria?


what's a boy got to do to get some pretty handprints on his b*tt?


no cap ima send oomf some money soon just because


I'm only listening to daft punk for the rest of the day


Booked all you can eat brunch on Sunday for my birthday weekend - let’s gooooo


my professor knew she ain’t have to give me all these damn assignments


I love babies So Much ok


My cousin cooking me dinner


Joachim Low should've walked after 2018 WC


Anyone of you guys ever sneeze so hard that you end up farting? Asking for a friend.


I ain't talked to my daughter dad in a while today he asked to speak to me to say sorry he going bck for that long and he appreciate me taking care of his daughter ....


Breakfast food will always be my favorite type of food


That first lil shot of liquor went straight to my panties


Nothing hurts more than finally finding ur favorite fic but its still not finished/has been abandoned


Jeffery be so mfn loud in the morning


moots please sorry if randomly coment on your tweets… let me know if you feel uncomfortable


You can do it first ima do it worse double the payback


You don’t know love , you don’t love me like R.B do


Any Time Dick Harry can speak on Cricket, advise a Sachin or Jadeja about batting & bowling but @imjadeja can't speak on politics or RSS! #Liberalism is illiberalism in India


Would not like to be Arsenal later


Hopefully soon I will be in a job, fingers crossed it has been way to long. I think I will towards the end of the Summer!!


Aye sue lemme get four wings fried hard salt pepper and garlic powder!!


I expect the maximum sentence for Chauvin, your Honorable Judge Cahill


okay. watching conversations with friends but i hate it so far but also like seeing alex murphy


Woke up wanting brown stew chicken


Guy post LOML under photo of him and his wife. Even though he’s the same guy in my DM’s asking for nudes. BIG YIKES


My son drunk all my pop while I was napping


Maria has always been like this though. Passing snarky comments, cutting in when others are talking. At first we were all annoyed but we excused her when we got to know she was the wildcard, thinking she was just trying to annoy the others. But she has always been like that


Thank you Looord


People are so fucking you really have to be an evil person to try and steal someone’s identity


Let Your provision overtake all of our needs


Ummmm welcome Sudan


It’s the fact that I feel like there’s no one I can even speak to


Lol if you voted for trump go ahead and tell me why I don’t matter and how my culture is a joke. No, go ahead!


I really thought I was in Mexico


i don’t ask twice , i barely ask once


Daily reminder that @D_SAVRE has the biggest heart in the world and she deserves love and happiness


You could be how creative....if she don’t find you nice...you not getting a reply.


Foreal Idk what imma listen too


I really want to help somebody right now


Omg I forgot hannah is coming in town tomorrow


i’m not gonna do it girl I was just thinking about it


Elden Ring 1.04 now runs good on my PC


I can’t believe all this time I didn’t know Serena Williams voiced a character on ATLA...


Reserve your heart for someone who deserve it.


Thank you for the follow, Molly @user I hope the remainder of your Tuesday is delightful.


Might just get 4 braids


I can’t read woman’s mind


So did u know that kurama died


i don’t like when people call me gangsta.. I’m a whole princess out here now guys!


$AERC gonna take bears to the cleaners


A Cone Crew voltou


Only 21 and my heart been broken more than once


done with my customer 3 mins before clock out time


y’all ever buying xmas presents and think of the perfect gift for someone and then realize… u cant buy them xmas gifts anymore… sad as fuck


I just wanna say ty to @user for the resent Clout I've gotten. Love ya bitch


Bout time to start roasting some meaty broth bones


I love to Goon out in my DM


Like when you really guard a nigga & contesting his shot and bra keep making it you gotta respect it at that point


Finally finished my draft of the review I’m writing Or so I thought… forgot about the conclusions and future directions


Blessing to all of those men who wear lycra in public


pray it’s busy at work tonight


i started watching election coverage and getting anxiety (or was it the coffee?) so i’m going for a run


What’s going on with Instagram??! Why is it making me rewatch stories I’ve already seen.


I’m returning just for #StupidLove by @user


Having a bad flare up episode today...


GOodmorning vixies!!


The appeal of Reece James is too high. I'm ready to do it all over again one day


Really moved by #DayOfReflection Took the time to pause and reflect on the last 12 months - having shielded for 372 days - and how we are all here showing up, doing our best in ridiculously testing times. Sending love to all those who have had their loved ones lives cut short


Bitches feet be big asf like damn nigga


i don't want to be too comfortable with you...


Friday’s weathers has me hyped up and acting up already


By the way, I’m Renewing my driver’s license.


I love the creator economy!


Craving for graham cake.


He said.....A little of this a little of that ... *BOOM* Veronica is created THE BADDEST


Manifesting my big boy purchase to be complete by the end of the year


I’m finally getting my tattoo finished in September


*pins you against the wall* i just wanted to tell you that i love you very much and if there’s ever anything you need, i’m here. a hug? advice? someone to explain a really obscure au that you’re excited about? come to me honey i listen. okay? have a nice day baby


i get super emotional sometimes and i hate it


It’s super Lit


At this time of my life I don't give a damn if someone post half naked or his/her nudes I will just watch and if I like I might even like it, so ffs why are you just disturbing yourself on something that doesn't concern you afterall the person in question is a grown up


up to 1000 shares. Blue Sky is coming


team @user For life


Was holding an ice cream and my AirPods in their case when I realized that both were slipping out of my hands. I prioritized the ice cream, which pretty much says everything anyone needs to know about me.


Incredible that the idea of 'community roles' is so foreign to the majority people that they cannot conceptualize a society where others serve each other without generating profits for a third party company


My guy be e wife say e get some church session so she dey go come .We dey some joint dey chew pork nor we see say she come pass plus some guy on foot, but my guy too give am ref ooo... she park for church dey go prostitute be that. Fear women


omg it's storming and raining like crazy. While I am so thankful for the rain, I hope everyone can stay safe


Bout to smash this subway


he wanna fuck wit a raw bitch pretty face white teeth not average


GOOOD MORNIN! Philippines


Ay the one thing good about child molesters is that they drive slow in school zones


I want strawberry henny tonight n henny shots lol ima make sis get the drinks and I get the food lol


I need drake to drop some heat this summer


I want a girl bestie I be so bored


“One of the defendants, Thomas Caldwell, and his wife prayed together several times before entering the courtroom.” Well, God wasn’t listening, you morons!


The way naval officers shoes dey shine ehn


Chic got brownies now


Dinner on. I'm waiting for my cookiessss I'm hype


I didn’t go to my last class cause I literally cannot keep my eyes open and my headache hasn’t gone away & I feel super guilty for coming home early to nap


I'm now realising that I'm slowly learning some Spanish thanks to some of my mutuals, thank you all


the orlando urge not to subject yourself to driving until the holidays are over


about to see nwh again


baby , I like you & all but I keep 2 or 3


mint-y fresh...


In reality, this is Qld dropping the border, opening the floodgates for real this time. Testing has failed, border has fallen, tracking hotspots died a while ago. Case data now pretty meaningless. Hospitalisations difficult to gauge now w the home hospital thing + no testing


It’s so sad to see young people battle illnesses.


I start getting heated if any white person looks at me for longer than necessary


Ricky fucking Lambert and Borini to this, partly why I’m excited for United’s 5 year come up .. just gotta be patient


Everybody go fuck with my pinned tweet


OMFG I GOT @ashnikko TICKETS I CANNOT WAIT TO FUCKING SEE YOU LIVE AHHHHHHHH


She sucked dick on accident


I am making a lot of enemies today


As polls start closing, I want to thank all the @latinovictoryus team past & present. This work doesn’t happen overnight. We endorsed 87 candidates. Latinos who stepped up to serve. Many will make history tonight. They inspired so many of us to work for the country we want


Sorry. No one pronounces it TWOsday. It's pronounced CHOOSEday.


Learn to know what’s good for you and what’s not, life is too short for toxicity! I finally know my worth!


My MTN is not working.... They should close this thing abeg


I literally just want a self care day i been so stressed


Quando o Pitbull disse “Everybody knows this right here, your mother, your father, your sister, your brother, abuela y abuelo” senti bue


Nothing like an ominous call and concerning text from your ex to start your week off right


rob: chip-oat-lee my mom: chi-pah-tol me: …


Someone was mean to me at the grocery store today for literally no reason and now my day is ruined


This Bitch Lame As Fuck On God


I remember during my toxic era I went along with the astrology stuff with a girl cos boredom, I told her I was a Capricorn and the conversation went on and on, during the conversation she said “I could tell from the moment we matched, you were a Capricorn” I’m a Gemini


Tottenham getting absolutely battered


i miss bein junkorexic


Inspired by my family but mainly my aunt and grandmother


Saw the @SpaceX #starlinksatellites for the very first time. Goosebumps. Dedicated science and engineering


I want a new shampoo for 4B/4C hair any suggestions currently using mielle rosemary shampoo


Ok ok it’s lul hot today which is manageable. But that pollen bbyyyyyyyyy I can’t deal


Turning up tonight for sure


Hey @grantkirkhope have you ever considered doing your own take on a piece from Pokémon? If so, which one would you do?


when i skip all my classes tmrw to play russian roulette with ticketmaster


Lots of Brewers introduced out there


Bitch how're you going to suck your man's dick with my name on your mouth


i think .... i thi.... i think im ready for a boyfriend


good morning im so happy for dumbgeek and futuredoktor


I get to see my favorite follower next week for my birthday weekend


a foolish person.


I could really go for a steak & mashed potatoes right now


been waiting for this live to come tapos mam-missed ko lang pala


i dont really like the feminist account on ig


Politics divides people and generates hate.


damn i want some cookies from insomnia


u know what's so funny is that ppl here who cuss at their own country all year along are seen wishing "happy independence DAY!" on the 14th


Got that fresh cut for my sisters quince Friday


I moved to Alexandria and i wanna know people here


Males diving


Someone will always be richer than you, just know that. Cos I don’t understand why you all do insane things cos of money


They serve water in whiskey bottle


yak ano yon


I just turned my twitter notifications on so I’ll start texting back on here I promise


i hate catfish


I’m actually laughing my head off.


Having my phone on DND is one of many of my bad habits


People who use their kids as political billboards


I have to stop loving so hard cuz I don’t get the same love in return


I really want to do ATL or Palm Springs for my birthday


Jus got my belly pierced


When the Government said last week to be prepared coz “the second wave is coming” & we need more masks...Well HELLO, this is it! Obviously they knew it was coming


2022 right around the corner


Fireboy just dropped a gem.


Wife beats all summer


Absolutely hate when my food order is wrong


mm i now smell like toasted marshmallow & vanilla


Bhad Barbie ready to get her ass handed to her from tryna fuck w @skaijackson .


Chris Godwin to the Packers


Capricorn pussy be on point


I hate when I know I am in the wrong but too proud to apologise or own up to it instead I just ignore and ghost


Took Sasha to a new dog park in the city today and I’ve never seen her so happy


i thought y'all wanted a ballad? where's the hype for my dear 몰랐어


Naw cause this zodiac shit be spot on with me


I need of more #fgep and #jwqs mutuals


messed me up emotionally, this ain’t how it’s supposed to be.


I just want u to care


Arsenal fans turning on Aubameyang already, you love to see it.


Oh gawd...who else is watching James Clyburn melt down on @user with @user


Ain’t nothing like laying in the bed, watching grey’s anatomy


When I start stressing, I stop eating and that horrible


good morning, it's comeback d-dayyy!!!


It pisses me off that this woman doesn’t know how to use punctuation correctly when texting me. Why tf do you keep putting question marks and exclamation points and shit where they don’t belong


Arsenal I'm going to sleep , Let it still be good news when I get up in the morning..


I’m getting my tokyo fix finally


If someone found airpods in zach 4th floor today, they’re nine & I miss them


this dbag @user is REALLY about to talk about how upset he is/police reform regarding excessive use of force after telling the police to stop being nice/kind to criminals when arresting them?! FOH! everyone able to exhibit their racist traits are ALL because of YOU!


Soo mad I can't go home


I’ll be having a good day and then boom some neighbors kid crying


If you out here believing a bitch you brazy


Me Nuh like show enuh


Peter schurrs is actually class hopefully we sign him


Gunna - Toast up


The pressure is pressuring and diamonds will be made.


So the previous chancellor Rishi Sunak is running his campaign to be prime minister by claim he will solve the problems in the economy caused by the previous chancellor Richi Sunak


With the come back of Chainsaw Man, I see the resurgence of Chainsaw Man fan arts. I could only imagine how the fan arts would be like when the anime airs alongside with new chapters every week.


FINALLY DONE WITH ONE MOD. OMFG. Was on it since 7pm last night and just finished it. Took me a good 12hours to finish this


Backyard breeders are the new pet shops. They don’t know what the F they’re doing and I’m sick of watching all these ppl buy a cheap dog off fb only to end up on court tv. Rescue or buy from a breeder listed on the AKC site only. NO ONE is doing these animals any favors.


now my sister's hooked on umbrella academy


The timeline is wild today. WTH!


lmfao fuck me right? right


While teaching today we were talking about the dynamics of a song and one kids unmutes themselves and just says "My dynamic is loud"


School makes me sad, fuck school


U know it cost to look like this


Time to cop some Biden/Harris 2020 merch!


weeekly comeback when?


When you think about it, black business are getting more popular. Some of these small business that my peers are starting today will one day be top campanies


Something wicked this way comes.


it’s painful to hear the news and it’s always been the biggest fear of my life since I became an army, but we just gotta accept it, it’s for the best


Got that “come home from work naked” text


Good morning world. Happy no mask day to the vaxxed


today is epilepsy awareness day and today i’m also officially one year seizure-free :)


How have Sheff U not scored there


You Can Love Them, Forgive Them, Want Good Things For Them, But Still Move On Without Them


So yall dont wanna talk about the fact that bangtan gonna see eachother every single day cos they're in the same building and their studious are one beside the other.....


i’m literally so behind in classes send help


Buy #ABFRL 300 CE above 9.25 SL below 7.5, Target Min Double.


I have a feeling 2023 is going to be a top tier year for me


10 day's to go finals na, let's go Rookie!


I’m grateful for my relationship wit God I ain’t never strayed too far


I love it when the English teacher gives us an exam with it being impossible to take notes in her class


I wish I could get through at least 1 work day without saying some dumb awkward shit that I’m going to over analyze all night


If you don’t listen to Nas you bugging I love him sooo much


Every after 10 minutes. A goal


My gf or whatever she is today told noah she had to take care of us cus it’s her turn & as much of an independent mf I am, ima let her ass do whatever she want for us. Thank you baby, we deserve it


I think I said this before but if I pull up on the side of you and you digging in yo nose imma get mad and blow my horn.


I love mama chweeee


Wednesday is about to be so mf litt I’ve never been this excited to cook in my life lmao


My friend kept on forgetting to give me my bday present from her and the first thing I open is a boob necklace


Turned off the water heater to save cause my Belco bill is twice the normal amount. Now it’s bathtime & the waters cold.


#BETHipHopAwards tonight


I need this girl to get a new phone so that her audio and video match up finally


working my ass off so that i can repay my student loan asap.


I been looking for some blues for 3 hrs


Rashford MOTM Pics soon, I will love it


Ab poore Mumbai main 1.5 months tak IPL buses dikhenge


Alhamdillah first wicket down hamza sharif imported hokoomat namanzoor,


Anyways life’s great , throat still good


If you're helping others grow, you're not far from yours!


When SFU hits 1 million streams I’m gonna post a little acoustic version live from my room


Aye moe we real burnt out


I got off work like 3hrs ago & now it's time to shower & sleep cus we going back for OT tonight at 11


I didn’t grill enough this grill season


God Somer has always been obnoxious as fuck to me. Very full of herself and why does she chew everything like a fuckin cow? It’s not quirky, it’s gross. Stop it. She threw shade at him a while back sayin she doesn’t let “just anyone” hit it and that she never slept with him.


Only if we beat Everton we would of been in first


Just beat Trump.


It’s a little too hot for it to be December tomorrow


22.02.2022 at 22.22 I have waited all day for this!


Waiting for apocalypse....like really i'm not even gonna run...


A funny thing is that as a kid - I had crushes on anyone with either the same name or initials as me. Johnny Cage, Johnny Cash, Johnny (Bravo), etc. I was... A weird ass kid


At football in this heat and it rains


Guys, do you think now it's safe to talk about #sonicmovie2 without worrying about spoiling?


Off by noon? Sonic in Dolby time


Being a therapist is understanding that your client is projecting and taking personal issues out on you


Idk who the fuck I thought I was wearing bike shorts while on my period. My fucking belly is poking out further than my boobs


The smell of this Lyft is truly making me so sick. I get wanting your car to look and smell clean but why you gotta dump a bottle of cologne in here?!


Daniel 12:13Easy-to-Read Version (ERV) 13 “As for you, Daniel, go and live your life until the end. You will get your rest. At the end you will rise from death and receive your share of the promise.”


Dear cat people, Oxiclean powder and vinegar. Soak. I didn’t measure.


I'm so behind on so many groups kpop/jpop related it's not even funny :( but I thunk once this semester ends I'll catch up for real! I already have a list of what I want to binge


Shoutout Florida fr. Keeping Deathcore alive and home to some of the hardest working bands, 2023 gonna be a huge year


if you like funny squid game and want to watch more content, you should go subscribe to @user !! they’re close to 400 subs and they DESERVE every bit of it!! go watch now


I really be forgetting everything once I get on TikTok.


Coming home to a home cooked meal>>>


Daddy love my blonde wig


She spent $2300 on an event she ghosts the day of… but is present in blacks spaces. You cant make this shxt up


Specialty bagels with the spread


No. 1 large mkt in the south Atlanta's WSB teased the weather, "we'll tell you about it in 15 mins." Forget that, turn on @user Why wait to find out what time I may need to put on my helmet in the middle of the night. Then showed vid of NOLA. Why? We ain't in NOLA.


I want to learn NFT abeg Who will teach me


at this point we aren’t getting our pixelated group video


For everyone talking about Tiger Woods asking “what’s a single car accident?!?” It’s an accident where only one car is involved.


So he had to wait until his job on the line to know to bench Fred?


Insane that United are playing away in the USA tonight in the European champions league


James and I really wanted a Gumba to be the last Smash Character…but I guess Sora will do lol I don’t even play smash enough to have an opinion


the my house performance


Happy to report I am still dogshit at THPS


boy or girl? excited man ko oy


Is MD5(MD5(password)) equal to MD10 or MD25?


W my sista my bff my everything


How You Remind Me by Nickelback is a heater


#CoronavirusLockdown Who thinks of the sacred games make so much sense now? Modi ji to People - 21 din bache h bacha sako to bacha lo


Just got an idea for a short and unhappy marriage to them both


Does anyone have the lighthouse in white?


Keonya got a good playlist


Sometimes the person you'd take a bullet for, ends up being the one behind the Gun. #BITTER FACT


From June I lost my sleep It's getting hard to sleep on time now a days


i need interactive moots pls i like boneduo boreo and steddie i need triends


Everybody lost as shit out here and it’s getting very sad and concerning


This work out low key got my head hurting


Spur of the moment decision: I am taking up golf. Anyone got any tips for a beginner?? So far has not been pretty... so anything is appreciated


njall be shooting his shot with sara


OH YEA @user my job’s corporate office is hiring a receptionist. It is at the corporate office so you don’t make contact with patients so I thought of you!!


After a business meeting mf gone say "let's go to Shark's, I know you like wings." I DON'T EAT GARBAGE, and had to let em know I felt disrespected


I wanted to go all out for you. I swear I was going to show you just how much you meant to me. Then I remembered I no longer mean anything to you.


learning to leave stuff where it is


Twitter has been spectacular tonight


I need a new way to control how I talk. All this anger


when people have really loud phone conversations in the middle of a quiet room with people studying


I’ve lived here long enough to have watched the old timers go from “holding up pretty good” to “not looking great” to “he looks like shit lately” to gone mostly. I bet me and my friends got ten years until the “holding up pretty good” stage or worse


reminder to put ur pronouns in ur bio


You shall know pain


Such a beautiful afternoon. Great day to go...to this business meeting I’ve had scheduled for over a week...


welcome coco


I just wanted to fuck the mall up one time with Ron


Our fave reality shows and series are about to go on a hiatus for Lord knows how long because of COVID-19.


One thing I’m most definitely proud of is how far me & my peers came along in life. No cap life itself is da biggest blessing, but the fact we still outchea & free is a major blessings


Got the bar set high af for the next


i want a hydro flask so bad


Happy Fat Tuesday! I need some king cake.


My girl be leaving me cute notes


this freddie flintoff show is heartbreaking, the stories of some of these lads. seems Freddie really cares and just wants to give them all a better life if only in a small way. Top bloke is our Fred. God bless him


rt if you watch george :]] follow me + everyone who rts


im charming


Cant wait to go a day without my phone


who does 3D renders?


I thought tires were so much cheaper


How does everybody feel about the DNC wanting to spy on and censor your text messages? Did you ever think you would hear such a thing?


Is it common courtesy when u talking to a nigga with kids to ask how they doing? Cuz….


i find it entertaining to look at home products now, but still casually getting away from sales people bc they keep bugging me to buy


wanna have some quality time with my cousins kaso ang kj ni mommy


On top of sitting in the worst traffic of my life today a pebble destroyed my whole windshield, awesome


I’m in Shreveport at the bar Friday, pop up and buy your girl drinks


Bloody hell what a clearance


On vise les 500 follows inshallah


I ain’t went out once & was off for four days


Omg, Hulu has a new season of Rick and Morty


Me maman los live quarantine videos de Lamb of God.


I have 1 friend who will text me out the blue & say “how’s your mental”


Doing my best to cover up this new growth


thinking about when she let me fuck in the spongebob socks


"Are you feeling that cat too?!" Look lady..mind ur business.


My relationship so solidified! Thor couldn’t even break ourbond with his hammer


Where we at wit it tonight? Even tho I’m starting early


I just had a experience that is making me shout NO FREAKING WAY and I can't talk about it yet


My brother got me the big bottle of bright crystal


iloveyouuu hannah


Will continue doing Mass Effect stuff


If he take a hit of dis I know he addicted


I almost had em them boys was on his trail


Dinner is ready, dishes and kitchen is cleaned. Now to wait for babe to get home so we can eat dinner


Tf they doing to Cochran park


Binging ON MY BLOCK


Finally scheduled my #CovidVaccine!


I ain’t got the time so i cropped yo ass out the picture


Still can’t get over that I was earning £4 an hour at Maccies when I was 16 and they made us do training on how to avoid overfilling the fry boxes so they could save money


Thank you Lord sana ito na yooon


Metroid Dread Samus armor design


That eod sell-off took a bite out of my profits.


Ive been trying to grow out my eyebrows for like over 3 months & I see no new growth


Packing for uni made me realise I have way to many clothes for someone who recycles the same outfits over n over again


Ive only streamed drums for 2 hours total over 2 days, and I've played 24 songs on the internet.. see ya tomorrow


thanks to netflix party and watch party i can no longer watch films or shows by myself


So the biggest news source in Sweden ran an article titled “Ellen Page comes out as trans”. So I emailed them saying that maybe that’s not the best title cus they shouldn’t dead name them. And guess what, they owned up to making a mistake and changed the article promptly!


Today is a massive improvement on yesterday


Yes the fucking Irish kings U2


my intro to music professor emailed the class saying if we had a piano at home. like yeah let me just downloaded the piano app from the App Store.


My neighbor is studying for chef and i mean he is not ugly


Leave ya panties not ya eye lashes


Today's my last day at my current job


You can hit her, I can’t hit her ain’t no hard feelings


Shipped off orders todayyyyy


I got that yummmm


I really hope @JohnJamesMI wins the Michigan Senate seat!!


All these back to school pics so cute


Ticketmaster is really playing with me


Slowly getting over my writers block


nobody want me now.. just wait till i turn all the way up keep this same energyyyyy


Americans are dumb. Yesses!


So i turned of my dm requests on twitter and insta cos apparently people are incaple of not being weird. I had left them open for any commission info but if you guys are interested you can contact me through my website or by email. Link in bio Thanks for understanding


Lemme see you shake some ass


It’s a good day to be beautiful


Oomfs come visit arizona I wanna show you the cute nature spots


Blackberries are so easy to eat


miss my dada


My friend has the most adorable baby boy. He’s perfect


Never felt more like singing the blues… When Everton’s last 3 games get called off and we can’t end 2021 with a loss, and Liverpool lose… oooh you’ve got me singing the bluesss


I only let myself look busted around some people but definitely not around aunties. they're always posting the most unflattering shit from your worst angles without consent. I slipped up this weekend and I'm paying for it rn


keepsafe tanan


Recently appointed to a SIX WEEK old baby to work with! Gonna 'meet' her tonight in a video call with her foster carer. Got some of my best patter lined up


My twitter keeps showing me a notification for a new DM but there's no unread message


my marc jacobs bag came and that ho is phatttt


Am I the only one whose skin has actually been getting better instead of breaking out?


Someone come get Nena this bitch shotguned 3 twisted teas in the kitchen


I gotta get back to being bre.. I lost her somewhere along the way


LORD PLS GUIDE ME PO ON MY MIDTERM EXAM TODAY.


Results for an exam i didnt sit that are gonna affect the next four? years of my life is like a day away and im dying in a heatwave and the world is going to shit with pandemics and explosions and i am just stressseddd but im just telling myself that it could be worse so


For the first time in more than 5 years with my @TAKEALOT experience, i am very very disappointed in you ..


It be the niggas who messier than the bitches for me


People showed up for me when I started showing up for myself…sometimes you gotta show the universe what you want first!


seulgi delivered everything


If you see any iCON sharing link pls like and retweet


Brian Cashman is a joke to this Yankees organization.


2 and a half hours before Patho exam and I still have 2 handouts to read.


I can't believe Shadrack came back with Succulent


Titan model my favorite $SHRK, $PROT, #Prostarter


Bunch of man sitting on their phones gossiping n posting on the gram


not the fucking las vegas raiders


4 hour hike tomorrow…hmm


Can’t put trust in a nigga these niggas change


Feels so nice out, loving the breeze


Currently day dreaming of my man beating it up


I appreciate everyone’s patience throughout the past week dealing with the hurricane circumstances & delays. To my clients your support means the most! Thankful to have a gift I can take with me anywhere, thankful to be taken care of in the duty of servicing others! Big love!


I’m down mentally, emotionally, physically etc


Wtf I just joined a musical program and THERES ALREADY FUCKING DRAMA.


Got my Robinhood wallet


It’s In situations like this that you will know that some of your faves iQ points are way below temperature levels with their disgusting takes… God forbid some of you.


post card size prints? or poster size


When you can’t speak on what’s bothering you . Sucks


Side gig Saturday and Sunday and it’s a big


It’s looking like a real selfish 23


aimed for chicken shakshuka Got butter chicken


Casey got Cade in the corner


I'm still stuck at why the lady would want to be publicly known She knows she is in an entanglement with a man with a wife and kids Why would she expose herself? For fame? Or what


I love fruit snacks


I will be a 6 figure earner next year. I can feel it


remmebwr when @user spit on me and called me a dirty g word


Not even gonna explain the joke


Wish I was still at Permian so I can hop in dis beef


Mom said i cant keep the feral cat


There’s people born in 2005 who are now 18.


man how tf do you wrap things up? this is why i be using bags to give my gifts in


Omg she replied a full sentence


43 years watching football and I’ve just seen someone sin binned for the first time


Finally $trias giving us something


Street lights street signs . Sighs. And signs. The laws. The policies. The tax. The places been under attack. People been robbed here in America stress speaks as a language. Emotionless feelings with no filter. I have heat for a very cold winter the world let's speak abouthat


Playing fifa 21


Walked to the grocery store in a snowstorm today to get snacks just so I had an excuse to use my new expedition snow boots. That counts as an expedition right ?


chloe deleted that tweet of her being quirky


TERFS can suck my ass


It feels so much better waking up knowing yeaji is doing alright


i keep forgetting i disabled my IG


i want my own friend ... y’all females just ughhh


Today can only be described in words that would get me a rather long Twitter ban


If you’re not starting Soucek vs Palace your team structure is all wrong


If Rob’s curls haven’t grown back by the time I see him in Endgame…


okay i’m logging out of ellas acct now goodbye


Craving a raspado, but i work in Beverly Hills


Godin life is to healthy and lame for me. But money is needed to survive


Tssss imagine getting stocks for your birthday. Why couldn’t I grow up on the upper east side


bts babies come to the east coast of the united states we don’t bite


hey besties i need new music, so reply with your favorite songs/albums


Learning to love me better


//My girlfriend is the sweetest human being ever


Please stop telling Doordash y’all’s orders weren’t delivered, when they actually were. Y’all are messing with people’s money.


Watching Simp play Vanguard is an experience


do i wanna start lifting again


I think I threw away my hello Kitty chopsticks


I been inna gym doin 2 a days for ya, so I can lift you up when I do that thang to ya


I legit try not to let previous relationships block new ones but soon as I see you have red flags an ex had I’m not interested like it could be the littlest thing but I have ptsd from ignore shit the first time dealing with an person and I ain’t tryna make no replays


I be wanting to be petty but idgaf


I’m actually on time to work instead of being 15 minutes late


I might stream tonight, might not. It’s my moms birthday and we’re going out!


Just bought new gym shark clothes. And they’re all black


can’t wait to be a bad bitch again


Sharon feeling Hugo


It’s 6 PM and I’m showered and ready for bed. I’m ok with that


Man I really want one of them AQHA jackets


I just did a £60 @user order, including 4 bottles of soju #QuarantineLife


Not my white coworker texting me a book


pls help me avoid my responsibilities and reply anything and i’ll refresh my pinterest and give you a pic — unflop me pls besties


why tf did it just take me like an hr to unload one delivery my arms are gonna fall off


UFC fights every week until April


I woke up in a panic last night and yaga-ed my nose piercing out my nose


Mermao


Connections connections connections


3 losses in 4 but at least it isn’t 4 in 4


back in the States


Polls close soon and I —


Don't get out - micro tdh


What the hell is Brad wearing?


If you catch him sniffing his top lip.. that mean he prolly eat booty


Damn it’s supposed to thunderstorm on the first day of the year.


Huge thanks to @user for spinning out single ENEMY!! Really appreciate the support. Just to let you guys know we’re back in Telford now


i see you keep calling me no caller ID


I call my mom every single day, tell me why I’m tryna hang up and I say “ok I’ll talk to you tomorrow” she going say “no call me back tonight, “ .


So you people sha use this LAWMA propaganda to cash out today Abi? Kosi wahala, continue. Sha invite me to the next campaign


#GUILTY Bad Cops Beware


This heat got me ready to chop all these locs off!


it sucks i can’t watch these games but just patiently waiting until i can


iight, youtube tv high ass might be iight with me


Furr's on the weekend use to go hard. Like from that 12:45p-2:15p time period. Maaaaaan


I just want a gym partner and someone I can share my progress pics with!


Stray kids maniac encore in Jakarta


I want to go to Abidjan but I have no one to go with


Please don’t associate me with anything from my past I’m not her anymore the old me wouldn’t even be able to sit with the new me


NBA next. Celtics


Mfs be geeking to get pregnant & have a baby like I could never


It’s amazing what you can do when you set a plan.. and tell that negative voice to shut the fuck up


If I fuck with u after u hurt me never trust me again


bakit ang unfair talaga


You can tell a lot about a city by how intense their barre and Pilates instructors are


The amount of freedom and peace have had in the last 3 months


I’ve seen silence of the lambs a hundred times, but have never seen Hannibal...and the last 10 minutes of that movie...


Roland is racist against his...niggas come a Range Rover with Christian Dior and they’re ghetto fabulous...interesting.


Swach Twitter Mission by Arabian Sheikh @DrAlshoreka


Birth rate is higher than death rate


***Bonus play PARLAY pays even money...Pelicans ml and Rutgers ml


When my person marries me, no one can never say anything about me, cause nobody on this earth has ever gotten thier sucked by me or thier dick inside of me


Gave myself a deadline of two weeks to launch, and bought this domain.


All my pipo asleep


No FK goal during the group stages. Look at them now


#ويش_يحبون_البنات freedom


Need 2 for woogs with @user don't be weird and actually have fun


Fox News is reporting on my state’s election. That’s how much the red talons want it.


Snapchat memories sure know how to depress a mf


He was freaking like a Taurus, the way he handled me ....


Ikhekhe lize likhicize u-cream njenge Clover


I need to buy a pair of sneakers. I know for a fact I walk in the mall I’m coming out with more stuff


GN all ma frens love y'all


guys okay!!! no phone game


passed my probation period at work


I be calling people, then don’t know how to get off the phone with them.


When the things get tough, plab b needed. Ask mak to help.


Chilling catching plays


pretty bitch she bad but ain’t got no ass all back


Now I lost my appetite hahaha I'll just go home and sleep


Well that could have gone a lot better.


My baby has her daddy's nose


A hotdog is so good while watching a tv show in the library. . . if you didn't know, cheesecake is an excellent touch to the meal.


Reach for my hand 'cause its held out for you My shoulders are small, but you can cry on them too Everything changes but one thing is true understand.. we'll always be more than friends


Been outta nm for a year and it's been too long


I’m cumin my baby


Why some guy was in a V w mad heads & tried to race me trynna be cute until i cut him off & he was tight


i want @user main character so damn badly


Findom really isn’t for the poor, desperate lady. Neither is it for the scam artist currently sat in my DMs. A good Findomme invests a lot of time and energy into her content and presence. She should never need the money, but her greed demands it, even when she doesn’t need it


This Liverpool game has me sweating, 2 big misses Salah and Mane


I ordered my cheese plate to pick up Thursday from Twin Forks with my favorite cheeses


My moms husband said he’s bout to grab me some weed


I still don't get the plot but it's so interesting


Im baaaaaaack. Will be active with this account


not a day has went by where i dont think about bang chan excitedly asking "BECAUSE OF US?!" and saying he's proud when he found of two girls met and starting dating bc skz or whatever


HATE WONT HEAL YOU


I finished once upon a broken heart! Thinking about reading belladonna or babel next…


I’ll suck and fuck my man wherevaaaaaa


Watching SH Ppl go Nuts over Abandoned Teasers like … Yall Better Not Throw a Fit When it’s Not What Yall Thought it was, Especially When the Studio Already Said it wasn’t


im logging off for the rest of the day or maybe longer, all this is triggering me and i cant handle more situations like these, if they were to arise. please take care


its v unfortunate that i kept referring to my brother as 'andrias' while on a call w my friend


I’m finna feel like a whole brand new women when I put my Apple Watch on


I love tf out of my mama


nothing gets me sweating like the mf stairmaster


Aquarius be like “I love you to the moon and back” then disappear


You sure say I still sabi cook


The word on the street is... That Biden and Harris are not going to make it full-term. When and if that happens.. will be a day of celebration. A day in fact that should be made into a national holiday. No more morons in the White House!


If I said half the shit that pops in my head I don’t believe anyone would like me … the shit I do say either make ppl wanna laugh or fight me


How to ask the guy to "define the relationship" without freaking him (or me) out?


To com pressentimento ruim


listen,,,,,them illumi fanarts kinda hittin


My Tik tok been getting a lot of foot traffic and I LIKE THAT!!


I need to go get these biria tacos


I’m 7 months on T today AND my name change is officially court legal. I just have to submit everything to Social Security & the DMV


Tea, toast and Strawberry jam


if the price of magic cards is going up I think I need to stop collecting magic


My dumbass WOULD grab everything except the lighter


I’m glad nobody I ever fell out wit can say I’m a snake


My babymomma better than y’all’s


i use to be the seeetest girl


is it just me or do the last 5 minutes of work seem to be the longest


Raiden shogun still my fave


right now is the best time for a crunchy CHICHARON BULAKLAK and cold cold beer


ppl that r bringing up something that happened over 50 years ago and that NO current Pakistanis have or will ever agree with is so stupid and it's literally the same as calling all Muslims terrorists


Bravo Delphine


IRAN YOU HAD ONE JOB DRAW THE GAME! Diving bastards, play halal football and go through that’s the job ffs FUCKSNSNKANANSNANA!


morning devotion ft. worship songs.


Oooo I got all the snackies to start packing my lunch


i haven’t listened to 1D in like 2 months


First day in the books, went in as a helper, came out as an operator


okay nicki we get it


the sunsets we’ve been having


Making A Seafood Flatbread Pizza


TL asleep??? I swallow


Things that only work in German: Overheard on the fact that Trump could play whack-a-mole for so long by appealing decisions before finally having to make his tax returns available: Kirmesjustiz, translates to parish fair justice. Not that I necessarily agree, but I'm laughing


I'm thinking, twitter stans are toxic


The worst feeling is when something is killing you inside, and you have to act like you don't care...


$SOL has flipped $ADA


Sana all responsible.


so.... i hope someone will leak photos of the fitting


i wanna change my number so bad but so much associated wit it


gonna play mermaids with my sister rn


6yo says "don't start me up" instead of "don't start with me" and I love it.


i need to listen to kacey musgraves newest album cuz golden hour got me out of some dark times


Ayton is so damn soft


does that mean no dawon on queendom


#TrafficAlert @user Crash still holding up #traffic on the #Madison beltline, US 12/14 NB past US 18/Verona Rd. The left lane remains is blocked.


Rosa is trying to get my attention on the daily basis as of late.


I really love her this isn’t petty I like really really fucking love her man but she’s STRAIGHT acc heart broken but I can’t change that


my signal so trash i can't stream the new AOT


Uhhh I need someone stronger than me to pin me down and rub their dick against my ass and tell me how me how they can’t wait to pound my wet little pussy, would die for that


Absolutely love this weather but my god I wish I could just jump in a pool! Just keeping my fingers crossed that I’ll still be able to go on holiday, had too much fuckin shit this year to deal with & so far you dont have to quarantine at the destination im planning


I haven’t made shrimp fajita dip in awhile think I’ll do that for tonight debating if I wanna do a Margarita or wine


I'm a professional at feeling sad for no reason..


I’ll always lease my cars now that I know how to pull the equity out of it


I’m just trying to be a better meh


$GME HERE WE GO BUCKLE UP


I’m real close to listening only to love songs for a while


Caminhada day 1


Isaiah rashad where you at


Yes the boy @user doing bits. Next round


My niece ditched our plans to hang with her boyfriend


Deadass summer isn’t ready for Les and I


okay, I bought the stayc album so that I would have something to look forward to each day


having a sibling who is a badass artist comes in handy


Scientific research: Asymptomatic spread isn’t a thing. The Science: IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU DON’T HAVE SYMPTOMS, DOUBLE MASK YOU BIGOT!!


.@EmmanuelAcho I truly ain’t shocked at the stupidity that comes out of the mouth of your co-hosts @CutonDime25 & @JoyTaylorTalks anymore. Shady’s always been a fool, but it’s rubbed off in a huge way on Joy. Her arguments are one thing for the Cowboys but not for other teams.


You better call on tyroneee


got wd from my driving class bc i couldn't take a call mfs hope you choke with you saliva


I don’t know who needs to hear this but progress is a process!


Learned how to check vitals today


started getting more stuff to decorate my house again can’t wait to finish


I love songs that give me that Cali vibe


Had a dream where my teeth were falling out.. it was kinda scary.


how does one switch from eating their emotions to working out


The chik-fila by my way sell just the ice by the bag i wasnt hip


DCA #Bitcoin just hit


Where would we be without plan b pills


Strong finish #ESL Nicely set up for tomorrow


Wanna have your mind fuckin blown? Google Shade 45 Double Vagina


“I had people in my circle but not in my corner”


La banda sonora de “The greatest show” es


You could drown anything smaller than a Labrador in my underwear


the last episode of Our Beloved Summer got me bawling my eyes out at 5am


Alright I’m tired of people complaining about wearing a mask out in public. I don’t see why it’s such a problem. Unless your breath smells like sweaty asshole and you can’t stand smelling your own breath than what’s the problem. Wear the damn mask and stfu please


Weather forecast - "lots of sunshine ahead". I'll go ahead and read all kinds of unrelated things into that.


So who killed off the white lady?


An old mutual started a sanha skater boy fic a long time ago and I just hope they are doing ok and enjoying all this content


Just snapped on this wig


Vince Staples voices my fave


Stuck in the house, need to get out more I've been stackin' up like I'm fund-raisin'


I get mad at this bitch every week bruh wtf is wrong wit me


Like do I use my ring light for virtual class tonight?


Girls be saying hella toxic shit thinking it’s cute, like ew now you ugly


Gonna post ass so no one ever asks about my politics again


4/20 is everyday for me..


I REALLY need HOCKEY


Look who scored. It’s “good for nothing” Mount We back baby


give up my Thursday shift to watch Cowboys?


Weak fake ass hoes


I hope Connor is not just playing with us


LUNCH NA LUNCH NA LUNCH NAAAAA FINALLY


Someone: I saw your Zamasu art in google pics Me: *googles* Me: *finds not a single art of mine ever done* Also me: *happens to find the first shittiest works and ppl liking them*


Aye @user be havin the best cosplays bro wtf


I followed @965TDY and I vote for #LISA for #TYDAwards AT #BiggestCrush @user


My mind won’t let me forget how #Meek dumbass was looking stupid bunny hopping for them whyte dudes at the tennis courts. F€kn CLOWN


the first polls close in 5 minutes


Filipe ret - good vibe


Niggas got they self evicted


I rly didn't expect it


I miss having snakes


im so used to my close friends going above and beyond for me that when my regular friends dont do the same , im just like ew


Who bought #dogecoin below $0.50? Retweet this


The strong urge to beat the shit out of my friend's BF


haven’t been in the mood to speak to anyone today


I didnt really think voting was important until twitter told me it was. Thanks twitter


Ima simp idgaf


a real man can wait


And maybe a bucees shirt


b kumar u beauty


I cannot bare the idea of Liz Trush as Prime Minister


me es mad


$ada is going up


Hey nerds :3 -


pokemon go players talking about my [redacted] egg cracking tweet like it's pokemon go related


There is so much beauty in the world. If you blink, you will miss it


Working on my soft skills.


Everyone has room to grow and learn from mistakes, but if you don’t put your shopping cart back in the corral, get up out my trap house


It’s always big boy season over here


I pet so many dogs yesterday, too.


Also this man standing behind me is TRIPPING!! Mumbling and cussing to his self sir BACK THEEE FUCK UP!!


um my bestfriends birthday is in a few weeks and i still don’t know what to get him


Now just to finish my bio classes


Contact us to book models for all events.


Tumal sa giveaways


Are you associated with Google? Because you have more than everything I've been looking for.