Its like there is a gathering in my neighborhood


I forgot my wallet at home. I’m guaranteed to get pulled over tonight now


if only jihoon is back on instagram i swear it wont be that hard


Now I understand why my mom would be pissed when she come home from work with dishes in the sink


Meal prep starts tomorrow. Want to get back to being healthy and not feeling like shit. No more soda, just water, and some beers


I’m About To Mute TikTok


Think I might go to Hooter to watch the game tonight. I hate T Mobile


It is the black man who will kill and finish the black man!! Perfectly orchestrated plan... As they look from a far in silent smiles...and we continue to kill each other, and they look and smile..


Griffiths


Some people stupid as fuck


Onlyfans saved more than half of the world from insanity during the first wave of the pandemic hit.


noodle omad today


every 2 months uf has to remind y'all to not fucking rape people


I'll either marry the woman i post on 14th Feb 2023 or ebya love nga awo mbivaako.


I’m just waiting for Kankan, yeat and summrs to drop.


Actually hope the United game gets postponed now


Unfortunately Japanese government doesn't grasp the number of #coronavirus tests have been done


SHE SUCKED A NIGGGGGGGA SOOOOOUUL but it wasn’t snap


READY TO DROWN MY SORROWS IN EPISODE


Only God knows what the future hold man.


I’m careful with my heart cause they won’t treat it how I treat it


niggas crazy as hell , i’m not finna chase you luv God bless


kalingaw aning From now, Showtime!


Beat my cousins in Tekken 7 (twice) without playing Xbox in like 8 years. Slay.


Summer Walker over it album gets no skips


I fuck on her everyday but she will never get claimed


robert is cancelled he doesn’t interact with us


35mm adapted to 120


“She run from all of her problems like she in shape for it” @Mooski_Official yeen had to attack me like that


Of course it would pour when I have to go in Walmart


People really make jalapeño poppers without seasoning the cream cheese


my real nail broke & im so sad


Well happy birthday my March 24th sister @LaceyEvansWWE


Love thy neighbor as thy self


Na ashawo dey get flat tummy Na who big tummy get womb


Let em think whatever because they not suppose to be in my business anyway


How they still pushing the fundraiser packet when we doing online these first 8 weeks


My “Have a nice day” game will be legendary


My only focus is bringing my baby into this world healthy and in a loving , safe, and secure environment


Members who have said 'Blackpink in your area' so far: - Boombayah: Jennie and Rose - As if its your last: Lisa - Kill this love- Lisa - So hot (black label remix)- Jennie Jisoo better say it in the next song


sos I wanna dye my hair


oomf trifling for that but it’s fine


my mom sends me her facebook memory every year on this week from 6 years ago... she said she still prays everyday that I marry that boy


Friends of the Saints.


Y’all hoes be going out sad


I’ve never seen such bad flight options as the ones I have for flying to San Fran. They, all, suck!!!


Hi Findom, I had such a fun night all being funded by my good simp bitches. I want to play with some new toys today


My trip to Long Beach this past weekend had SO many synchronicities


Does Keanu exist solely to fuck the women in Phil’s orbit?


Who else haven’t seen Squid game.? I’m positive we are many


don’t y’alls parents ask you why you be bringing your mirrors outside?


Me pase with that sephora order


How my mother go tell me it’s time to change my fb profile pic cuz ‘I don’t look my best’ See why I does only talk to her once a week


Found cargo pants


Nobody: Literally NOBODY: Tre: dada dada DADA


Why wait till the ball drop cut me off now


I had a cup of ice cream earlier and now I want another


I need to move to Japan—— like yesterday


im tryna work on my screamo so i can catch ppl off guard at karaoke bars


Police who stood by and watched one of their own murder someone are equally complicit. What about people who stood by @SpeakerPelosi as she thanked #GeorgeFloyd for his "sacrifice" and fid not even react?


I’m sad for tia ,you could literally see she was into him more than he was


Sorry fi sum gyal pussy after the corona


& week three of being on my gallon per day


A in clinical pathopharm:


Just imagine that all 6 clubs get a points deduction this year and West Ham win the league


I had a special gummy. It will all be fine in about an hour.


I done been grinding long enough. I wanna go to a club.. I wanna go see the city girls , I need a concert


I would totally want kids if it looked like baby Yoda


ham & cheese 4 dinner


Kodak on hitting houses: “I be cashin’ literally, I be breakin’ and enterin’ She keep playin’ with her clitoris, I almost fuck around, pissed in it”


Check my tweets


I’m sick and tired of pulling all nighters just cuz my stupid self decided to procrastinate all day. I really wish I could stop screwing myself over


so streams work pretty well but it puts me down to 60 frames


Will post my research about my upcoming plays


Ah! this girl paa. How can you comment Chucky under my Post. Tswww! I won't post my picture again sef.


snkrs app be pushin my buttons a lot


Through the good and the bad no matter what I utterly adore my bf and wouldn’t want it any other way


Eventually a guy has to let that old hurt go and give a new woman a chance at giving him some new hurt..


Get money & travel the world wit yo lover fuck all da toxic bs


cleaning out the drafts


Thought i seen da devil. But he look jus like me


It be y’all fan pages for YB and chiraq that act like they beef is yours


Some of us are not ready for a better Nigeria. Someone said Tinubu is her best candidate because he is a handsome old man.... 'Make una just dey play o'


Needa get my chest tatted


Got a free oil change & car wash through my dealership. Me calling so fast “everything was free Detail Me Please.”


I’m just not impressed by things a lot of women usually impressed by. I’d rather get a bag.


does no one really want the hendery clear pc/pob from that jpn press albums pls i need money + i made a whole form and no one has offered anything


You can’t stand me cause you stan me


played a shit cup instead of going outside w friends to grill


It’s just that— I don’t have a lot of family. But my best friends? Idk what I’d do without them


Grape Pica-Dilly Raspa to defeat this heat


Bald dick only drop them pics


I have an interview for one of my dream jobs this week. Fingers crossed


Bed time, I will reply to all your messages tomorrow


Guys… I love my life.


o... is it zl time... bye xiao


I just had some sushi they brought from solé to work . It was actually good af


Anyway, Mr Capeezi ain’t spoke to me in time. It’s all good though


So so so sooo happy for billie


I genuinely love and care about you guys. the tgr fandom is like a whole bunch of kittens and I LOVE YOU. Not every creator will feel the same as me, and that's fine, but I'm being genuine every time I say it. I love you and care about you.


im tryna go to africa for yellow cake i heard it was bomb


Finished my LAST EVER exam of grad school today


boutta be in my dufffy for madden 21


I don't wanna be your friend I wanna kiss your neck


Jungkook laugh


Its past 5pm, I expect all the pervs to get off work soon (if they have it) and come out to play


Working out ain’t no job


I had to go outside in the rain. No matter what NatGeo says, yeens do not like rain


Swimming in so many thoughts after a wonderful holiday week. Catching myself in day dreams just soaking in every delicious detail. Wonder how I'll top it next year?


Time to grind for kappa! Going live on twitch with more #EFT #EscapeFromTarkov see you there


I need friends who wanna go to the tequila bar with me


right when I thought everything was gonna be ok it all goes to shit again


I ain ded yet bitxh


Rumor has it that Ericka doesn’t actually hate Kevin


Just spilled water all over my fucking setup and everything is prob broken


Look past the small amount of people that don’t support you in your city because there’s so much of the world that do and will! Aim to be much greater


I can't believe it's 2020 and I'm still alive


England Evertoning this game


All I want this thanksgiving is Turkey butt stuffing


Finished all my christmas shopping!!! And its not even December yet


“Yours Truly” just might be Ariana’s best album


I hate telling my son No


Jan lupa streaming yaa moots, Hv a nice Day!


there may be bumps ahead but I'm willing to push through.


#BlackNarcissus Gina McKee is playing, well, Gina McKee


I wanna fight whoever told me Dare Me was good!


Him: you yelled at me and ripped the covers off me like a psycho at 6am Me: ok... but you have to admit it was an exciting way to wake up!!


It might take a year. It might take a day. But what's meant to be, always finds a way. Be patient


Yes I love ya physical but it’s ya energy


That was one hell of a great triple distilled glazof. But somewhere ka pas seben ba nnyaka. Let me sleep


Expect to see me staying up all night later while i re-listen to their old songs as i cry myself to sleep purr


I cannot nd will not be around people who cant manage or are irresponsible wen it comes to money


my momma has officially retired at 55


I have no problem blocking a mf . Y’all be annoying ah fashoo


No funny shit, niggas need to get rich because bro … I’m tired as hell


#rainingtacosroblox got deleted


Yo, You can do it! Tomorrow is your time~~~ Amazing seeing you!


if some idol cried over a win or something light hearted and you post that in hopes of getting clicks and comments going "uwu baby" "nooo dont make me cry" FINE but using someone grieving over their family loss isnt a cool thing to post about


I need a vacation… Just give me like 2 days


My thoughts are currently with all the parents and carers who decided doing Elf on the Shelf was a good idea and are now obliged to do it ever year. Myself included


I wanna play some tunes on a livestream, but I don’t wanna piss my neighbors off...


Atentos al siguiente tweet


Bro this game is over start the Celtic game


y’all really expect black leaders and politicians to undo everything put in place by white, male predecessors in a few years....while the majority of those white males are still in power/office? weird


You know you're juggling a bit too much when your text starts coming out in reverse order when writing an email. What's all that about? It happened before and I still don't know what I did to cause it...


Weeeuh how tf I'm I not asleep till now


Ready to see avatar again this week


peanut butter, white mocha, toasted marshmallow, milk chocolate, espresso, and oat milk is such a good combination


I actually managed to repack Shukis Package so it all fits.. Now I need to pack what I have to send to the Philippines


Ijs in general Pull out game has major strength ..oh and con...nvm lol We kno what to do


seeing new mitsuya panels, guess i can finally continue tr and catch up


Personal #E32021 Showcase Ratings: - Xbox & Bethesda - Nintendo - Ubisoft - Square Enix - Capcom However, none of them came close to topping #SummerGameFest opening night in my opinion. @geoffkeighley doing God's work last Thursday night.


Jodi brought me lasagna and a blunt for lunch. We’re really on the same wavelength


Bill Walton just on here talking about EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN, and getting PAID for it!!! Lololol


i’ll send a risky text and fall asleep immediately.


hey so does anyone wanna give me ideas for senior quotes?


Will Keane, 23 goals and not even a Striker. That boy has been a revelation this year and deserves all the credit he gets. Not to mention being part of that team last season. Top bloke


Let it work it’s self out


appointment in 2 days bitch I’m so happy like a little kid


I’ve been tryna keep my distance from my baby & she’s getting frustrated.


USA finally won a game


taking my anxiety meds rn as if they gonna make any difference


Imagine this man wants to resign because I told him not to sleep on my job


smoke buddy for tomorrow i go ve you bud you give me good dick


So, did Protest Day win overall?


Jamia use to be crab partner she be acting funny now


Sexy toes and titty Tuesday


peanut butter stuffed pretzels might be my new fav


I want a flip phone smart phones over rated fr


Becoming the most divine version of who you are doesn’t mean that you’ll avoid challenges or difficulties….


Ppl wan nyam in peace lol


It actually pains me knowing Acuña won’t have his name called for the starting line up tonight


This heat wave just needs to go away immediately


the day you all stop chasing the ‘next hyped mint’ is the day the rugs and wallet drainers will struggle to survive. These low life’s a feeding off of a FOMO system that we all need to get under control. RISK DOES NOT EQUAL REWARD. Do the appropriate research and get rewarded


Can’t wait to drop all my pics


Jas been looking out making sure i got everything


Be humble because Allah can take everything away from you in a matter of seconds!


The major key is to be strong on your own so if you lose your other half you’re never off balance


You’re gorgeous and sexy and I wouldn’t believe anyone who says otherwise. Have a great day there


For all the police officers who resigned. Replace them with black officers. Only, since I bet none of them weren’t white.


Light up the place like a fire rocket


idk but i be feeling that all in my stomach


just a friendly reminder that the Dodgers won the 2020 world series


RIP hamstrings


radio is wack af for censoring music…… i’m waiting on 21 to say “PUSSYYYYYYYYYYY” and it’s just a long ass pause on the radio


Hey y’all I extended my leave until next year in May that gives you guys more time to get your elegant best looks!!!


AP or Cartier watch me plz


Camita, Netflix, mates


#BarcaNapoli firpo and Samedo are having a bad touch day and is umtiti and pique the only ppl on pitch cz they both been having 99% possession of total Barca possession! This is irritating to watch


just wanna go to a club and drop it like it’s hot


5.1 earthquake in a region of my country where IT NEVER HAPPENS, a BIG oar fish was captured in Chile (fish whose mythology says there's going to be an earthquake in the region where it's caught), & Japanese folklore about earthquakes is trending. I'M TERRIFIED OF SEPTEMBER


Where does Headingley '81 rank in the most incredible Test results? A brilliant Christmas gift idea, you can get this eye-catching poster from the Wisden shop


Nah that lesbian site on Twitter makes me appreciate how my thanggy looks cause God knows y’all thing is ugly asf like


i bought 3 pairs of spartan slippers


Jesus christ it'll snow an assist and a goal for Charlie wyke


10 deep but we movin as one, I’m so proud of who I’ve become


Lampard watching Mount today like a proud father


I'm asking all many questions I'm this group chat. One of the worst parts of starting a new gig


You're all sitting there cranking out word counts for NaNo and I'm here slowly slowly getting through my edits. I won't allow myself to start a new writing project until I get my trilogy out, so it's NaNoNoNo for me.


I be in my head more than I be on earth


You’re not asking for too much, you’re just asking the wrong ppl


Motho are “Life Is Hard” Marr Fridge Yako gabo enale ATM ya Meetsi


the ghost decided to slam things so im walking to my grandma’s


US estimates a $6 trillion Corona virus aid package. Largest in history. Canada, please don’t make the same mistake. We need to pay it back some how and at some point.


Yeh account name pink kaise horhy hain


SHILL your most recent #NFT under 1 ETH


Cold is Lilt is top tier


i honestly think i wouldn't be able to finish college if i kept being on twitter. this year was my second try at doing the final thesis. the first time i had to drop out bc i was too fucked up to do it


#onepiece1021 #onepiecespoilers . . . . . . . . . . I'm super curious what will Momo look like as an adult


If there is one sentence that doesn’t go with Arsenal. “He needs support in the middle”


Cullen is throwing the darts of his fucking life Jesus Christ


folks stay off the roads today, we need to keep them clear for food delivery drivers


I can’t believe it’s already been a month since my dog has passed. It still doesn’t feel real. I miss her so much


Jen Psaki is an absolute hero for fielding Doocy’s questions and never losing it. I could not do what she does.


Guess what? I’m ending the year with no kids


Is $pd finally catching some fire


Somebody bring me some Remy Vsop


i can’t wait to get a new phone so I can make more edits


Whether you're working in a DAO, project, or traditional job, it's worth considering a few things


I get the best clients fr she in her bed chilling and I’m laying across the couch chilling


Yes I’m knackered tonight, yes it takes up a whole day, but tomorrow, well that’s another day isn’t it #puertodemogan


My birthday in 2 days and I have no plans & no one to spend it with.


Guess its time for a wee nightcap Rum before I get horizontal


im feeling a little 03 Greedo today


honestly that ugly ass rat deserves it but his girl doesn’t


When they get scared that’s when I buy more #ckb long term gains


CREIGHTON 2H OV 78 (2)


Only thing I genuinely can’t respect is a dick rider I’m not impressed by shit


I know them Cookie stores makin that money today


vaccinated or unvaccinated stop dipping ur bread in your tea


Muslim ARMY……April is Ramadhan…how we gonna survive Black Swan Bangtan live then?


Recommedation: LOG OFF TODAY. I think we need a minute to chill.


After today i need a fucking diet


I just want to be toned up already


So ever since I had gotten my new laptop, everytime I open my laptop, it would shut off everyone's wifi for at least 5 mins. I thought it was a wifi issue but appearantly everyone who has the new window's 10 was having this problem


MTN and Airtel frustrating my life


La partie 2 du binks to binks


AUTOmobile when MANUALmobile walks in


i accidentally dried my revolution jersey that ive had since high school and it faded some of the words


Tbh, Selena wasnt that great of movie but imma let yall have it


My A/C fucked up


ive been having a lot of deja vu lately


I asked for light beans, these mfs gave me xtra


I can feel myself finna blow this year and I know who my circle is


Death, Taxes and Bruno's assist


Today has been long, i can’t wait to shower & lay down


So wait. the actress Ellen Page who played in Juno and Inception.. is a dude now?.. damn not going to lie I used to think she was kind of cute


Getting to watch AEW Dark with @user Love watching wrestling with him in person


fourth blood test tomorrow morning. gotta fast for twelve hours before this one. absolutely miserable, wish me luck


if any of my oc homies w barista experience are looking for a job, my st*rb*cks is desperately looking to hire and the pay and benefits r actually really good so hmu


Is she sucking a condom covered gas pump. Yea the pandemic got y’all losing it


I’m so pissed I have to redo all this shit


I was knee deep in building a webpage and then my computer restarted out of nowhere


When the woman dem a the restaurant rate you yo done know your food affi share different


I love me a good looking brother


Repping @user for VCT Thursday first game against @user giving us 124 seed was a mistake


Afro jigga


lol remember when we thought we were getting an online zayn concert


Rainy days….


I’m still going through many small streamers mentioned in my previous tweet! So don’t worry. I’m making my way through the links


shouldn’t have to change to love you properlyy. silent cries about it


Hello, You got this! This month is your moment~~~ I Love you Lots!!!


Friendly X kcamp


literally economy exams make me stress


Cars crashing into my paws


Whew all these endorsements...


I like my bitch gangster, I don't like 'em Barbie


Another generational ucl run from kante incoming


It takes one person to get you in a bad mood


Blue Water Road is UPON US!


My lil sister is literally my bestie


Ruuuuuuuudddddeeeeeeeeeeee


Let's have breakfast @user ! My treat


There is no better feeling than when your item ships faster than you anticipated


BE MY MISTAKE but with no phones.


want somebody that’s just as nasty as me to myself


Okay, I'm heading to bed. America, _PLEASE_ have some good news for us tomorrow morning


I'm so Playa like


ima work so much until my birthday cause ima make sure it’s right this year


Awww bye go get your kids.


I done got my toes done. Let me stick these thangs in his mouth


just applied for a creator code, I have been waiting for this day for a long time! I can’t wait to run customs


Not falling asleep the minute you get I. From work on the 2nd day of the half term is a win, right? #teaching #teacher #education #school #tired Not getting my marking done, not so much of a win


I haven't listened to my discover weekly in probably years due to the horrible suggestions, but months of metalcore, shoegaze and math rock have finally brought it back to life


my lil bitch like Ari she gone buy big daddy land


elas no sol


Aisha huan has a residence in Ahodwo. That’s where she was picked up - the regional minister


This is besides the point.... but I love me a nice, flawless set of titties.


Im not a player I just crush a lot


someone is private quoting like everything i post so i’m going private


Things I did not appreciate today: Me: what's the female version of a silver fox? Them: a cat lady. Me: I....


BOOM MONEY


Thank you to all my followers for helping me reach 600 + Much appreciated


Apparently it's #InternationalNonBinaryPeoplesDay You can take it or leave it


This is the Little Shop of lamotrigine I don’t think venus being in hopes to watch so much


She said Miami like that was a a special place


Peter hitting dissonant organ with the Leslie off to build even more


Keep lurking you only gone hurt yo own feelings cuz you can’t hurt mine


guess who has an interview at the bock tmrw


If those sprinklers cost me my laptop, I...


The fact we get to live through an era of ABBA blows my mind


So i just dreamt about my gf being clingy to someone i know.


Good game . Kasper perform


niggas be waiting for something to happen just too overreact


Someone throw a NYE party I’m tryna throw down a set


Restons calme


That being said, I’ve never been with a company that cared for their employees as much as FNDI. I am incredibly grateful


literally what do y’all gain from bothering liberian people


If you don’t have Surge map 1 ML sprinkled you crazy. Let’s see how she goes. Surge map 1 +245 .5U let’s go


why you wanna play wit me you kno i’m undefeated


$eurusd caught 55 pips today over 2 trades


@user ha. Seems to me like the only comfort you get in life is by trolling. Have fun with that


Continue to write down some recipe. Tired of this b*llsh*t


Made it to our new place in one piece! As we've started unpacking and ordering furniture / appliances, it's incredible _how much more space_ we have now!! Super excited about having my own dedicated stream room, too, for the first time ever


My aunt really got the nerve to say "ew you like cherry coke" well at least I don't like racists


Asked Cameron if I should hang one of our extra Save The Dates on the fridge and he said “yeah so I don’t forget”


God i love my girlfriend sm im so excited to share my life with her


im a simpleton, a real rube,


I just slapped the shit out of myself killing a gnat...


Fuck sake man ffs ffs ffs


Oh well I feel better knowing that


again?? aw... mmm.. ok


fyi b&n is having an end of year sale with all their hardcovers half price


The world’s most amazing vacation rentals on Netflix makes me wanna travel rn


I’m ready to get on somebodies plane


Imagine somebody calling you a thief when they’re the ones really robbing you


Philip Rivers, I'm pretty sure you noticed most SD didn't follow to LA. We snuck watched though to always see how you were doing. Now that you're no longer a Charger(hopefully), you're going to see how loyal we are. You're new team is our next team. San Diego Philip Rivers!


You can’t be real nigga and do hoe shit. That’s half 100 you niggas be 50


Hehe. "BBN Is Better." "They Didn't Show Us Naked People." Firstofol, Ha Rao Botsa.


yes i miss him i love him i want him but im focusing on me rn


Session 33 better hit like Session 32


I’m a sluuuuuuut for chicken salad chick


Ima be sad when I can only step on the weekends because of my work schedule


i unfortunately tested negative for covid so i will be returning to my shitty retail job again tomorrow


Yep too many flaws.


Yo, no funny. This Bat Soup Virus has me panicking about international travel


Brandon: I’m pulling up rn Been 10 min and he still hasn’t pulled up


HELLO TWT I’m home now and ready to play skyrim LMAO yes this is what I do with my spare time atm


Dear Close friends, if you don’t want to type my full name just call me Skye! I’m so not used to my actual name being used anyway


still love you Kyle


Oh but the footwear for tug of war didnt help


$HVCW couldn’t resist. I had to buy more!


You know cost of living is out of control when 7/11 coffee goes up to $2


If his stimulus package is anything like his health plan, it’s certainly not worth waiting for


oh by the way I am out of town this week ;w; there will be no progress on comms or art posts until I am back home ! Much love from Papa POM !


Being spoiled on a Tuesday afternoon is the life for me tyvm.


It’s nothing on tv WTF


school is closed for the rest of the year for lockhart THAT MEANS MY BROTHER IS OFF FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR


Laur accusing Carrie of neglecting her child when she used to stick a laptop in front of LJ and leave her to it so she could get stuck into a box of Franzia, lmaof


Got called cute today


I had fun, thank you @user


Everytime I forget who I am, my surroundings remind me


Banks need to put yo money back in yo account jus as fast as they take it out


Cut 3 inches off I’m so excited to wash and style my hair


Y’all must like being on house arrest


Shit almost bought tears to my eyes emailing my cus back I ain’t seen him or talk to him In months and he caught 20


Today was heavy on the cuddles.


The icee from Burger King be hitting !!


Drop y’all top 3 rappers I’ll start (Yb,LilBaby,GHerbo


Idk if im sad or im just so bored lol


Been helping everybody I forgot myself


What breaks you can also build you


I really do be living rent free in ppl’s minds lol wow


Dragic in these playoffs


these niggas not outside if they was outside they woulda been died


3 more days until my 30 day fast is ova. Can't wait to have a piece of chocolate


Been Needing That .. Omg


Gonna close one eye at my not-so-perfect signature


Crowd mentality


where is my sensitive daddy who I can share my lyrics and write songs with?


Got the 1st @user interview in about 30 minutes


a part of me really just wanna have a courthouse wedding with some friends and then grab some burgers and get drunk at our favourite bar afterwards, but the other part of me really wants that fairytale wedding that she’s always dreamt of. maybe both?


Okay, let me find out


Crazy how your okay one day and the next ill as fuck


Why is the water in the taps even lukewarm


Sore sore today


Job done lost their damn marbles thinking I’m cutting my beard off


Missing Oppa LMH.


Went from around 170lbs in May to 130lbs now what the fuck


Zero O’Clock is my comfort song


Hayley is mad at me


bond movies on the big TV, chili con carne, good wine, cheese board, loud pack. self care


Not surprised how great you were on @NBAonTNT @Money23Green , next career looks as bright as the current one


Guys move on! No need bringing back old videos


I’m tweaking at the gym rn


Where the adult swim classes at… summer rite round the corner


We're sitting comfortably at 2nd, while a certain team who bought two German Shepherds for 130m and another team who thought they've found the next pep are sitting at 6th and 13th respectfully


suddenly thinking about taehyung saying he wants to learn french.. what if he writes a song in french for his mixtape


All of my students still believe in Santa so I better not fuck this up


Pretty hurts We shine the light on whatever's worst Perfection is a disease of a nation Pretty hurts We shine the light on whatever's worst You're tryna fix something But you can't fix what you can't see It's the soul that needs a surgery


Maybe I’ll actually do the personal trainer certification I’ve been holding off on


whining bout this & i got it


Justo cambie de canal(?)


My friends got me a new phone case.


When he accepts you for who you are and still thinks you’re beautiful through all the ugly sides of me


People who talk with memes and gifs


'goth girlfriend werewolf strap on fantasy' isnt like too hyper specific yeah?


These anatomy tests are gonna be the death of me


Trying to get my son to make better eating choices to which he says “ @ochocinco ate nothing but McDonald’s and he was in the NFL” THANKS OCHO


stupid dog cant read the signs. u blind or dyslexia?


getting in touch with @UMusicuk for the SIXTH time cause they just don't reply to my emails, how convenient is that


I dont tweet that much, but when I do it's probably boring. I mostly retweet a lot of nsfw stuffs though. If it bothers you, sorry in advanced


Really excited to see Adrianat today and treat her to the gym and massage chairs


It’s always hilarious to me whenever folks get into a relationship, they automatically become marriage counselors, start podcasts and YouTube channels…


Damn I actually thought today was thursday, not sure if it matters anyhow


Who made the most terrible speeches in the year 2020?!


How does Lowry not have an all defensive selection


Some how I always end up fucking shit up


The Democrats are scared as hell they fenced in Washington DC getting the national guard on standby. I think they're going to try and pull a Trudeau.


kpop moots when


That moment your CICD goes into infinite loop because you didn't flag your CI repo commits with Skip CI


Multilingual posts might be the move


Literally preparing and buying plants bees and wasps hate so I don't have to be scared of being outside


I would like to be the first hip hop artist with a Flying car because I believe it is the future of our industry. Being the first artist with one would push others to continue to innovate and generate limitless possibilities in evolving the human species


The first episode of iCarly came out 13 years ago


hi guy s


People moved they lips too fast look at em now,Thank god I made it out


I see there's a Big Tiddies Man tournament but I don't see Tanigaki Genjirou among the options so I don't know what to think about it


Slightly irritated today


Better be true to you. When judgement day come the media don’t have no say so.


Tweets are funnier when you read them out loud like in a yelling voice


I've been suicidal for weeks now. I'm not in danger. But I still feel absolutely shit. The loneliness is killing me. The chronic illness is killing me. The poverty is killing me. And there is no hope. I don't know what to do anymore. I'm miserable.


Might spiral a bit in Orlando


this is like the 6th time


i hope all indigenous genderselkie bisexuals are having an incredible day!


man i wanted to pull for kazuha but forgot maintenance was a thing


Best signs I ever had sex with def gtta be an Aquarius and a Virgo , yalll know how to have fun widdit


Sister who you Dey form expensive sh*t for ? Dem Dey knack you nepa off light, he give you keg make you go buy fuel come. Lmao sha do quick make you collect 2k


Lol it’s time I start watching what I tweet


Lifting in a training mask is a bitch, but i love it. I love pushing myself in the gym


loving my new f/f


Fuck em both! Don't even need em #PatsNation


No Angina please seedha seedha cardiac arrest


Ughh the things I would do to be in a tropical place ocean side rn


Excellent service from @user today, OSR seed ordered this morning, delivered just after lunch.


don’t fuck up home for a couple hrs of fun


My hour with my governor boyfriend


I have no money god dammit I just want some Timmy hoes


#420day my fellow stoners


Like a magnet it comes to me


Day 1 of Lockdown/Working from home complete! No tears or tantrums... didn't I do well. The kids were so proud of me


I feel like Melody of Memory is gonna be perfect for the switch tho


im in the car rn but ryuki abis dicksucking championship winner


I think ima have a drink or two tonight


Remember when good ol' Cham used to joke I didn't spec into interrupt? Now I'm no longer joking


I’ve ended up in fucking Bristol Send help


Can scammer scam bank ? Bank is a scam already


Shawty say I’m rude as hell but still like me


I work 3rd shift tonight just to go to job 2 at 7 in da morning


Tasty damn Tuesday


Life is full of difficulties. It all depends on you How you handle them


Not getting attention from the person you wanna get the attention from it’s so annoying and it just makes you not want the attention at all


when you see a video essay about a topic you're very interested in but you don't like that particular creator


going to shoot with my sister tomorrow


The funny thing that happened i vomited my last dinner..


If this April 24th thing is real, they better drop some mother fucken charges if I happened to come across a mf. Because I will not hesitate to chop off your neck with my mans machete.


PLEASE DON’T COME FOR ME IF I DID NOT SEND FOR YOU TUDAY YES TUDAY NOT TODAY TUDAY. I SUPPORT WHATEVER MODEL SCHOOLS I WANT TO. I SUPPORT DISTRICT AND CHARTER SCHOOLS. Y’ALL SHOULDN’T HAVE NOT LET ME SEEN THE INEQUITIES! I KNOW CHILDREN THAT’STILL NOT IN SCHOOL


#CoDMobile anyone ?


It’s always the days when I go in on my day off that tend to be the worst.


is 6pm the afternoon or evening


I can’t be around a Nigga that tells me no too much, cause it’s too many niggas begging for me to ask.


I never get in any circles & that makes me happy cos I’m square


Thank God Omori


Wow, tmr makes one year i been in my department


Why the fuck would you ever eat a bat


Trick no good


Rainy days and Chinese food =


hoely trinity, trew? @user @user


My dermatologist has a botox special going on i wanna try it for shits and giggles


MARCUS RASHFORD! ... that is all


Cloe


Not having bills to pay for the time being is nice


October is gonna be my month y’all. Manifesting that shit. I got some fun shit coming up


That head that have your rhinos busy shaking n you expect me to not be crazy nighuh run foe I turn shit up a knotch


You can only choose one: #safemoon* 1. Shib 2. Doge 3. Adam 4. Vet *after safemoon


I be wanting to put my hands on them folks


nudy rlly spazzed so hard


Mike sold my 2k game against @jaytatum0


Back to my 2k20 consistency even better actually but i hope something doesn't come up and its short lived


Megan Fox is trending and I just wanted to say I had a crush on her since the first transformers


Two articles published this week plus another acceptance in my inbox today. These represent three completely different projects, too. So, today I'm celebrating the wins!


Physio appointment on Friday Paid to go private cost about £40 a session but NHS waiting list is long and I'm in agony Will be worth it not to wait


You got the rookie version of me I’m a vet now


Bullshitting this interview narrative so I don't actually have to talk to a stranger


“plus my numbers going up, she a fan now” Lakeyah is so good


I feel like no one should ever feel sad on their birthday. Ever. Everything about your day should be special the moment you wake up


what movie would make the best hitman level?


Just clocked! 6.5k! We growing


I could watch baking shows all day


Go talk to ya inmate friends they care I don’t bye


My little brother always asking me for money I wonder if his bitch know he broke


I can’t even listen to Larry June anymore


Did i cry at jungkook saying “this is a piece of cake” yes, yes i did mind your own damn business okay


I’m in the mood for wine


When I don’t have nails on i feel like an ugly bitch


Stan card: Renewed


Once shit opens up price jus went UP


sometimes a feel a little bad for posting in almost every ''promote yourself'' tweet


Bruh somebody scraped my car


Hey all. The artists chat I was on recently really made me realize I should learn how to stream, so I'm gonna be doing a test stream probably around 9-ish tonight. I'll be drawing and chatting hopefully and figuring out wtf to do.


when im listening to my liked songs and i like a song


I wasn’t expecting that phone call. I definitely enjoyed the conversation though


We supposed to be in Memphis this weekend


Wen ever we in the building it’s a Rollie show


That BBL aint FDA approved but the vaccine is where you draw the line


Its raining iCCA’s.


Maybe people think Pisces live in a fantasy world because they aim high. But just because you perceive something to be unattainable, doesn't mean it actually is. My ambition is off the charts, so it makes sense why I could never see them as delusional. Maybe yall small minded


It’s making me howl that resurrected Jon is likely to be feral, furious and animalistic yet d&d are telling kit that Jon’s v religious and therefore can’t fuck his auntie. Never would I think Jon snow, a man who came back from the dead, would have the fear of god in him


Beautiful One’s Be your own cup of tea. Fill up your own love tank.


On my block just dropped and y’all already telling it all


reassurance is everything to me i need to know how much you love me everyday lol


The ANC will be end of this country


This bitch said I’m mixed I’m German and Irish ….. so your white


I seriously have no idea how to tweet. I'm not sure if anyone even seeing this


Record me & tell me to look into the camera


It get so lonely when you ain’t fake and hanging with everybody


Just one blunt today. So much for 420


My boss ate my Sonic whenever I went to the store for him and I’ve been telling everyone that walks in the door all about it


Got closer to life experience and glad that the new year will be a better time for all of us to heal


The big question is - will @elonmusk remove #Taliban accounts from #Twitter or charge them for the #blueTick


Allat shii was a mess


that stroganoff was good afff


Y’all my mom said jasmine ran away this morning and no one could find her until like half an hour later she came walking back to the yard then ran away again when she saw my brother looking for her


If you are arguing with other fans about us strengthening, they arent the problem


I don't like to rip on GOP just because I'm DFL,but when I see someone as mentally impotent as Madison Cawthorn I must say something about those that vote for him , MTG, Boebert, etc.


I say I want food and no one buys me food, but let my sister say she wants food and there mom n dad go buying her food.


Bonus mom shit can be so damn hard.


Mfkers be like “this is a good movie” and it be Thor The Dark World


you could touch the sky but it would not reach my feet because I'm on top of the world.


the cover is gonna be so iconic ill be crying for hours, i can imagine jungkook opening the song


Everyday I wake up and feel like crying, but I don’t. I’ve held off so long that I’m afraid I’ll drown myself if I start. Everything is so heavy you guys, how are we gonna fix it all


If She ain't Bad she Can't Ride Wit Me


my new years resolution will be to get my etsy shop up and running! so many cute creations i want to share with the world but i’ve just lacked motivation to get to where i need to be :(


YB just sound like a bad ass lil kid to me


Ion be caring what a night do once I’m off you mentally . You a dub , one thing bout me , ion listen to my heart all the time, she be wildin


Yooo I think I finally came up with a decent comic description last night... an entire year after launch


My friend is moving out of town and I'm sad. We don't see a lot of each other but isn't it always that way? You always think you have time


anyway.. 2/22/22 was supposed to be my special day


That’s enough socializing for me, back to my apartment to be alone like I like it


Boba and a good book


Nick called me weird cuz I wanted him to get my McDonald’s


I’m sorry but I got to cook all this month lol, I missed my own cooking


Yo these Midwest rappers seriously are hilarious


Nah I can't do this putting my phone on mute lmfao


Still think it’s hilarious that in the morning everyday during announcements we’d hear, “Dress for success and not to impress”


Another news report on @Tesco employees illegally refusing entry to a man with a guide dog and no-one doing anything but looking on - #FFS, point out he’s got rights!


Bitches go die mad


One day ima be making money in my sleep, this 9-5 shit gotta stoooop


WHY STAYS GETTING ME


I dead ass was telling niggas about @kendricklamar back in 08/09 lol never disappoints ever, every project


Ain’t no man da same understand nobody perfect ain’t no man da same everybody gotta purpose


They b like “chicks disappear when their expecting” it’s me ; I wanna be expecting


we’re all having to attend a work meeting early in the morning because ONE person misplaced money, i can’t wait to speak my damn mind


some peoples entire personality is politics


How am I supposed to obtain a small waist when I got wide ribs


lol excited to have my brenda fajardo tarot cards tapos i might do 3-card readings on twitch


Thinking of changing my medium/art style


Sweat sessions are so necessary and they feel great. But i wanna be clear about the fact that I’m tired of working out


u know i like to eat, give me options


That substitute note used to go crazy


watching diana the musical on netflix cus tonight is a night of chaos


Ok quiero, necesito y VOY a tener ese nothing phone


Ycee with the Quarantunes


July virgo men


when you ask your mom to share your gofundme and she just straight up ignores you


If I had the handouts I see some of these folks having, I would’ve been turnt…. And I ain’t saying that to hate, I’m saying that bc mfs don’t take advantage of the shit they have and there’s others, like myself who would appreciate some shit like that… just a random thought


I don’t understand how Amazon treating this prime week shit like freaknik…. totally forgetting they working the hell outta us


Waiting outside this jail


I’ve been napping alot up here and I’m not sure why bc this doesn’t happen in houston…. But i think it’s just my body’s way of saying I feel extremely safe and at peace


All I Got Is Me & All Ma Brothers Ya See Me Wit Dem...Got It From Da Dirt Ah Swea Ta God I Aint Never Leavin Dem


Man was shaking the mannequin today yelling at the poor thing.


my ipms are the reason i feel so superior at work . no one is touching my speed


That last minute on the washing machine can destroy the whole kitchen.


ahhh you bleed so good


Work IS HARD.Workers r In PAIN From Unrelenting Slaughtering.Backs, Joints,Arms,hips.worn out.But They WANT MORE 4 THEIR KIDS


Mudose dread I HATE when its quiet and mosquito come buzzing round my ear


1100 on a bed frame?? Is this what growing is


If I ever get stale af after flirting with you it’s because I got bored once you gave me your number


I don’t care what anyone says, @katiethurston is my hero. I love that she was so open and honest and so strong. Sooo happy she ended up with @user They are goals


“I uSEd tO pRAy fOr tiMeS liKEs tHiS” face ass when I fuck him


I’m going threw a lot rn , mentally & I don’t see myself getting help


So how many of my mutuals will say Goodnight? Good night everyone


I think some DDT write ups many be be in order soon. What do you think, My loves?


He gone be mad when I put dick all in that lil bitch back


Take a break for yourselfff


I genuinely have anxiety about being in group chats with more than 2 other people. It’s just too much. The chats I’m currently in have over 200 unread messages in & I just can’t deal. I also find group chats quite impersonal, maybe that’s just me


Turkish arrud puchuchu


getting to spend time with my kiddos & fam was the only gift I asked for, and I got it today


I'm at the new refurbished red house pub in Plaistow. Nice night


I can’t wait to follow MY fucking dreams


just got a lot closer to getting espn league support in #DynastyGM


Southgate is unbelievably poor!


ahhh, dehydration headache. my old friend


My mind always skip some words when I type hahahha wteva


save ur tears for another


Trying out Twitter again... still looks as boring as it used to.


i get so emotional when I listen to cuff it


Buccet list: to fk in a pyramid in Egypt


who else is in dire need of a haircut during quarantine lmao gonna come out of here all weird and shaggy


29 days. Hehu


cmon lil baby let me teach you how to scam


may this be the uruguay of diego forlan days


Is Nate from Ted Lasso the most hated character on TV or is it just me?! Cuz I hate him with a passion! Dumb bitch!


Im goin to bed man yall be safe say a lil prayer,talk to someone u love watch a movie, smoke a joint whatever u need to make sure yall dont burn out. Love yall


Dude you don't even know how trust works coz u lie all the time


i just want today to pass quietly without any notifs from loonatheapp


Time goes by way too fast


Why mention something if your not going to end up saying anything about it


#BBNaijaShineYaEyes team fly girl all day


goodnight to louis and louis only


Imma draw hoseok once I finish setting up these sticker packs


I never understand people who easily wish d word upon others, like how sad their lives really are that they can easily do/say that?


An exciting update will go live soon. Stay tuned!


The background is the same as in his lives


Best days off are with my kids


T20 cricket boring at this point, Eng v NZ far better. Bairstow


My daughters are so awesome; so brave and kind… they make me proud every day In new and unique ways


No better feeling than feeling like your in a good place with everything and everyone around you


Ain’t no way I’m 192


i finished my only lesson of the day but im staying to work tjis free period


I can’t wait to get pretty on Friday.


I just put three new pics of myself on my priv ig. Place bets how fast i will delete it


Met face to face with my team today after 18 months - fantastic.


There’s a car a I want and every time I see it in a parking lot I get flutters! Like butterflies. I’m going to get it. It may take some years but one day I’ll just tweet, “I got it” and I’ll be talking about that car


Sent payment details to all year end sale buyers. Pleade do check your DMs po! Combined shipping with your other items that are in transit to PH is also possible! Just let me know!


Gotti signed EST Gee


brb imma change my name to chili


Nobody FUCKING understands how much harder fighting for your sons health is when you split custody with a mindless brainwashed fucking CUNT. More FUCKING anxiety I don't fucking need JUST BECAUSE I LOVE MY SON AND DON'T WANT HIM TO BE AN EXPERIMENTAL LAB RAT.


good news! Had a very good job interview today & p much got the job. bad news, is started pouring rain right as I was biking home


It’s 98 degrees today....


My rental babe singing to me Do Me by Nandy n Bill Nas tonite.


Just got back from practice no way we didn’t get anyone


My “For You” tab is like 95% less insufferable the last few days. What happened?


I’d boycott @dominos but I don’t eat that shit anyway


Rihanna’s Savage X Fenty valentines lingerie collection is fireeeeee


I think the 1/6 hearings Should have said that in addition to the $250 mil frump ripped off, he also used $519 million of taxpayer money fighting recounts!!


So this guy said what he hates about us Arsenal fans is that our delusion is out of this world. He added that we think that we are a big club, I laughed so hard what an insult tho


I know I'm late but LACAAAAAA. Saka assist


So I had a big ol' data loss incident last week, probably the worst I have ever had — every file I routinely work with was corrupted or lost by some horrific Dropbox jiggery pokery. Hundreds of thousands of files. Many tens of a gigabytes of data.


Want you to know you a blessing, blessing, blessing


Sent that zelle tho


Las Las Liverpool will be winning EPL title this season. WOW!


Seeing people calling Okonkwo some stupid stuff.. 19 years old, debut.. of course he's nervous.. you can't just support Saka like he's been and then call a player (same age) a clown when he's making one single mistake


He found it on the closet, but didn't realize it was new until i told him


I sleep late and wake up so damn early rip meh


This bitch can cook ngl


I really put this stand together. My lazy self, I’m so proud of myself.


I know im not perfect, but promise I’m worth it


When I turn in a assignment, I get confetti on my screen


This process is so damn annoying son but I know it’ll be worth it


Time always go by slow when my off days off here


Would love to wake up to some naughty pics from her tomorrow


I walk into school dressed like a lil emo boy every day and question wtf Sean claims I’m a man


My new story "India World" received the Editor's Choice Short Story Award at @user this month! It inverts the conventional Western immigrant narrative in a near-future setting. Submitting to pubs next month. Hope someone picks it up!


"Gucci Mane and Doja Cat, call me 'The Cat'"


My purses came innnnn I’m so excited!!!


Nos vemos 3:30 en twitch


Can’t stop jacking off


Wenas tardes, ya yepete


andddd the weather outside is dun’ing out my skin! Dry like


Strongly condemn the violence taking place in #Bengaluru. No matter what everything has to go through law. Violence of any sort is not acceptable in non violent Mahatma Gandhi's country. Maintain Peace


STAY IN LINE


İlkay 278 m£


My penmanship fit make person craze


Having small kids in the house got me cooking at home daily like i used to.. im kinda feelin it


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You got a whole parking lot and you park next to me?


I'm still in disbelieve that he would fucking do that


Nigga just asked me when Mortal Kombat come out... I started to say Google it but ima be nice


Talking about politics with someone just now I think I've found my personal mantra for selecting leadership qualities..."aggressively competent."


Alot going on in my head rn!!


I’m Not Scared Of CHANGE, But You Should Be Scared Of Me AFTER Ii CHANGE... #IssaDucks


I just watched footage of that hospital burning down and I’m so heartbroken man


good morning bffs! guess who woke up early


WATER IS ONE OF TWO THINGS I DRINK ALONG WITH COFFEE I JUST AM AMBIVALENT TO IT BC IT IS LITERALLY BY DEFINITION NOTHING


Currently planning a branded dinner party in Houston for 20+ influencers to dine with the Global Marketing Brand Manager for one of my clients


Scotlanddddd 1-0 up


I just want a text that say “ come outside “


grand rising to the gays only


been watching netflix and sipping with my step mom all day... love her


listening on @user join us!


If your man doesn’t take your car to get an oil change, fill your tank, and get you dinner leave him


I can’t wait to go get my boy from school


Giroud Thanks a lot


Made it to Seattle for @user who am I going to see here?!


Eagles fans amaze me


The Wizards should hire Justin Anderson as their Head Coach


I spent my money wisely,e still finish


Spend my night watching the SKZ-X FM VOD only to realised they cut some of my fav parts where the members tease each other


My fellow teachers, show me your answer keys/test answers


Mosquitoes be like “ yeh there that bitch go “


Your support touches their soul


Angel wants to find alliance with queen


Somos 32 mil no Instagram!!


The lyrical Joe ein reply to Amerado no dey bee me but anyways we live for the vawulence make nobody come dey make peace biaa for here Amerado reply quick


Just because I retweet something doesn't mean I'm going through it


Does anyone else get excited to go to sleep so that they can wake up the next morning and drink coffee? Asking for a me...


having like forty followers makes me feel like an underrated band


Okay, so we’re all gonna pretend like Rihanna is retweeting old tweets about Fenty Beauty skin care rumors? Got it. This is where my photoshopping skills would come in handy for something I’d dream of.


An I caught a fucking nail bruh wtf dawg


God abeg what’s happening to these stocks?


Pretty sure I have a slight crush on the girl at this sandwich shop.


Juan Williams getting on my last nerve. He's been in Fix all damn day.


Why do I have football programs from *every* year EXCEPT the year I’m looking for


If you feel you too busy just know I busier


Drew McIntyre was missed on RAW No Doubt #WWERaw


You're the light, you're the color of my blood You're the only thing I wanna touch Never knew that it could mean so much I'm not thinking straight My head's spinning around I can't see clear no more Cause I've never been so high Only you can set my heart on fire


Rewatched Infinity War today, I really didn’t remember good chunks of the movie or definitely remembered them differently


guys, should i make a backup twitch account.. i feel like i ain’t getting it back


I can’t wait to be a mama


There’s a 20 something kid here with his gf at the gym. Pretty sure he had his dick in me last summer.


Might as well have a couple beers


Niggas really out here smoking joes


Niurka Marcos has a tik tok account and I’m living for it


radio dj literally just pronounced it "two n a"


I need to get some @HeyViolet merch but cant find hoodies


sem whats...


Francois that’s my brother so I split the bag wit em


Someone pls peluk gue bs ga


Sometimes I wonder what I look like to other people... then it triggers my anxiety.


I love subtweeting on here & having a whole conversation but yeah lil baby slide to my text messages


Whole fam ate my Indian Dish


Bodyguard on Netflix is very good.


Uhm yeah


Bitch I’m Single So I Fuck Who I Wanna Fuck. It’s Not My Fault That My Goodies Got Yo Nigga Stuck.


work just went by so fast today like wtf


Me too, why don’t I start tweeting the things I want. Maybe someone might surprise me


I can’t believe joe Biden chose Kamala


Found my kids Easter outfits but I definitely don’t wanna pay that price for them girls.


Just know if we’re talking I’ve Googled you


Ndozela kamnandi but now I need to go pee


Nigga think he a player he a THOT THOEEEEE


Ay no, que hice?????


Thoughts on @Llamaverse_ potential?


It feels like hell outside


that build up was like a hot knife through butter


Cmonnnnn appetite....


It’s crazy how this lil girl still got me nauseous like we will be in the third trimester next month


I'm going to try ptr character creator in the morning because it's late here already. And yes, I'm going to create all my characters and post all screenshots here hehe


Ohhh gosh kids, lemme tell you one thing. Listen to both sides before you spit some shit to other ppl okay?


Hey @NFL @MountainWest you guys need to schedule the @FresnoStateFB and @unlvfootball game the same weekend as a @Raiders home game. Just saying. Imagine the possibilities. It just makes sense. Co’Mon @nflcommish this is a slam dunk no brainer let’s make it happen


I may or may not be doing something pretty irresponsible tomorrow


They call me the fastest sperm in the west (how do you think I made it this far) "sigh" suffering form success.


someone free lily


this week could be the last week where i'll actually have free time too :DD upu result could come out anytime soon.. gotta appreciate every second of this... before my hectic life begins


Need Casemiro to age fast Can't have him at the centre of this united rebuild


And I’m afraid the hurt is here to Stay


putting audrey on hold for a phantom of the opera layout


Nice to start the day out with a win! Cards -1.5 (Game 1, +120)


my braids been in 2 days and i’m ready to take em out


I want a long life, a legendary one


My Director just offered to teach me some shit that will make my workload heavier and her’s lighter. I politely declined


Dear @user There’s like a 80% chance that my mental health started spiralling when you removed full house...if that ain’t enough to make y’all get it back then I will be cancelling my subscription


Want larger income ? I earn bonus monthly as President Of The Company: Gold Ambassador For HIM Want me to help you earn bonus monthly ? DM me ASAP first ! A Special is going on now ! You can have larger income


This game is 2-2


Senior Supervisor: "Delikado ma fall, pwede ka gid mapatay!!!" -Lecturing me about a sentinel event with hugot and conviction.


If you think the league is over now, give your head a shake. 6 points is not that big of a gap at this stage of the year. Need to go to Chelsea and make a big statement. Up the reds


Good morning moots, ready to start the day??


The first week of meal prep is always silly. I be eating the lunch meal for Wednesday on Tuesday evening.


oh how i wish i could lay up and watch Bad Girls Club with @user


I don’t speak on no bitch that’s irregular


You can purchase a pay-per-view pass for our fixture against Clyde at Firhill online now for £10. Read more


Todd// let praises rise


Goodmorning kay jonaxx at jsls only


Dese niggas can’t fuck witchu


Luiz Diaz for Porto looks like a top baller


Everyone who buys duo content tonight gets a free solo


Can’t wait to get the Vweets (voice tweet) feature and sing for the TL


So, we are finally here. Let's reap the harvests of our silence, the hate we cultivated and the violence we nurtured. The lives of the innocent in my mind!


Nigo dropping a album


Unemployment owes me $2,000 and now after weeks of saying they would, they’re not going to give me backpay…


I can’t stand a muh fucka that swear they know it all. We all in this class together, STFU SIR!


My daddy making French toast


Maybe now isn’t the best time to come after a music promoter but I have been waiting a month for an invoice for artwork I did for one


les couvertures de boys run the riot


Y si bad bunny hace un live con sus canciones de soundcloud?


Southwest wifi slow asf


today i am down bad bc i can’t see the rose. i will be blaring she’s in the rain and sitting in a dark room over it


My Bestfriend surgery went great


Be The Sun Ticket cutiiieeee


Instead of asking me how old I am, why not just date me and find out when we play Africa Cup of Nation Quarter Final?


im exhausted from all the study


no ti, it’s not time to buy a new guitar pedal


12 days till adult


Me: I need to get better at handling stress Reality: Over the last 2 months I’ve started a new career, gotten married, launched a side business. Also planning to move to Philly, and move my mom + sis with us. But yes, I need to learn to “just” not get stressed


Guess it’s not really a bad thing I forgot to set my alarm for the game then?


Barros lucco con ketchup


Y’all really still like Kanye?


aghhh i’m actually going philippines next week


The urge to move to vancouver


i’ve put « Happiness » by @LittleMix in my english oral work


I really need to wash my hair but idk If I can commit to that rn I’m so tired


damn, ground attack right back at us


I haven’t really had much food in my system the past 48 hours due to anxiety but now I’m back to normal I’ve gained 1kg


Don't want tomorrow to come wtf


I really love genshin impacts


Next year, I think imma launch a clothing company of some sort. Still processing my idea.


Some of y’all are weirdo...


These ladies are so nice I’m finna cry


As we prepare to welcome back fans in full capacity for the upcoming season, the #49ers and @LevisStadium are looking for gameday staff to join our team! Details on this weekend's Job Fair


Dinner fucking cancelled


There’s always another girl Know this and know peace


Thank you everyone who came to hangout during my stream! I appreciate you all!


I told ha ion usually do this , fck onna first night


The audacity of 127


I post this every time Rick Santorum is trending...type his name in urban dictionary and thank me later


Think the mayors are working, dealing the crisis in their parishes quietly?


most of my snappers at that lil baby & chris brown concert, im finna be sick watching they snaps


nobody interacts when i talk about kpop i see your true colors


idk what it is but Ozuna’s new music isnt hitting the way his old music did


I can’t handle wearing mismatch socks


I need a PERIOD emoji


I'm going to get into trouble for this but I'm wondering "Business should be design oriented. Design should be engineering oriented. Engineering should be business oriented". True, false, thoughts?


Atp I need more braids because working out and my natural hair.


a shkoon kinda night


I hardly cry so that means time of the month is on its way


definitely not doubling back on e fuck thing. you should’ve enjoyed it while ya had it fuckboy!!!


Casemiro is a Rolls Royce of a player


i really have someone i know all the way from italy because of the mindless behavior app


I know my heart and intentions. And that’s why I have amazing luck in all the endeavors I choose to pursue


ordered my patties for next week. I'm so excited


i told this girl to have messi cause her first touch was killing me


MY baby hairs are boho not ghetto


#TGR what a great move it’s making and probably only a platform for the future. Graphene will be massive for the future green EV and this company is ahead of the field. @user you seen this a while back over a year ago and knew your stuff. My best pal


Gone tell me I’m always running my mouth when her son told me


My baby ain’t stopped moving since 2am this morning


I'm 1558638 images old.


I would have supported Biden but Kamala Harris supporters bullied me online, sorry not sorry


Who was gonna tell me Dlo isn’t playing


what if my baby comes out and likes golf or something can I bring it back or is there a reset button on them?? first time mom here starting to get really worried


December please just pass in peace.


I will be streaming camera-less in 2021. It's decided


I bought myself a pink fuzzy carpet and I’ve been laying on it for the past 45 minutes


What did folk say before the phase “it is what it is” was invented?


Is any one else experiencing slow internet?


Gurl these folks done got to scrapping in the cafeteria at lunch...why it's my dancers yall


Yall ever screenshot something that's in ur gallery? Or am I the only one


210.000 tweets


16 buss a bwoy skin


#CityofBonesTwitterParty Quanto amo "when the darkness come"


Not touching alcohol again until Saturday night then after that I’m going sober until end of March. I feel so ill after drinking for 3 days straight, I do not have the liver of a teenager anymore


my roast soo juicy literally falling off the bone


gn let's work hard again tomro


Definitely didn’t think I’d be spending my evening in the ER waiting room


God pls atere people shouldn’t find my new Twitter account


I would cheat on Rihanna too, who does she think she is


The best way to drink a cantarito is with añejo


why do babies scratch everything


How are you staying #HappyAtHome while social distancing?


Pancitrit main speed rope ni


C’est mon anniversaire 18 ans


Another argument was that men are inherently more violent and carnal... So y’all animals that lack self-control? The example given was elephants raping rhinos in the wild


bitch gon have to make me a believer


I almost had a fit because BHLDN is having a sale but the dress I thought about wasn’t included. Whew.


LMAOOO my retweets.. can you tell who my favorite character in fmab is


About to start growing my hair again


I missed half of the #Eurovision 1st semifinal and I came just to Ukrainian techno folk. I'm glad to see Eurovision is still as weird and fun


All these Kinesiology major at UH where was y’all at when I needed help in the fall


Goal is to bring a tote bag and buy 3+ books at the same time and not have to choose one to buy


There’s a baddie with the highest slit and baddest cleave here…. The baddie is me


Check my pinned tweet dears


Marseille, you had one job…


I am not a big fan of yours. I was a blind lover for some years.


I need something to be passionate about


These niggas been holdin they nuts on me so i gotta run it up fast


Need a litmus test for anger levels? Shovel and aged sidewalk.


Nvm bout outside forgot I’m waiting till @user birthday


I’ve been trying to be more active but I don’t really know if I should re-download the app


& Ill Show You How It’s Played


everyone did not even need to shit on me like this today!!!


Ok i can twt again


I could do with another jab jab fr


Hope you can find somebody to love you better than I did


Our future is going to be incredible, we just need to survive and thrive


All those who left twitter, DON'T COME BACK


I just want someone to get drunk w


My back hurts allll the time from carrying around all this ass


y’all get goodnight texts


im so glad i feel better to see my friends this weekend


My brain doesn’t know to process compliments and eveytime someone says something nice to me I never know what to say


Actually really excited for this weekend of luxury me & @user are planning. Pure opulence all weekend


O utlwa ka 2nd round hore Mo gripo ole wa 1st round ene ele wadi halls le Stoney


Another day another homicide that's how I be feeling.


La camp is so gross


My daughter took her first steps today…… at daycare…. Of course


I’m literally too excited for this weekend. No one is catching Josh or Sims


hey @netflix i watched first kill illegally bcs i am poor but pls take it into consideration when deciding for season 2 okay thanks byeee


It’s rereading song of Achilles season….already on chapter 8


Planets in orbit. Line them up with the stars. Tarot cards, you can see the pharaoh Nas


No one absolutely no one: Luis: I think I dedicated this song to three different girls


I want this dias lying on the ground gif asap. Man got done easily by Trossard


never had a job make me cry from@pure anger


Basically Twitter, what I’m saying is, ask me out for drinks, yeah? I’ll wear sparkly converse and the good lipstick


jack can u score one thanks


goodnight to him only the rest of u can have nightmares


Fun fact: The girl who played Juno is actually a transgender man


Toutes ma classe regarde the last of us et moi


I love how my followers defend my beeping smoke alarm


My daily good morning snap from Mr Mason is my FAVORITE THING EVER @user


Why couldn’t Bayern to do this to Chelsea 8 years ago?!


You ever look at your kid and cry because of how big they’re getting?? Hahaha. Me either.


Google hiring??


Now taking gaming friend applications?


Will do my best ngayong s.y.


Just a student … here to OBSERVE & LEARN


Lmfaoooo na why the people had Nicki Minaj blood pressure up like that?


— Should I Fck 2nite Or Wait Til This Weekend?


should i create chaos in the gc again


I can’t wait to eat boiling crab this weekend


My twitter home page is so perfectly catered to me that I didn't even realize how many of the people I keep up with weren't actually followed by me...until now. Oops. Sorry


decided to go on a hike to smoke w my friends how do i pretend like i’m not about to pass out from fasting


I literally come to Target daily and trying to understand if it’s the beautiful woman or the food


Okay, I’m bored in the house And I’m in the house bored.


Got bored so decided to bake a cake


IT IS 22.00 HOW MANY ARENA POINTS ARE YOU @user PERSON WITH THE MOST GETS A SHOUTOUT


i really love that i dont get invited to shit i just hear about it thru other people


meeting my roomies in 20 days


HEY IM STREAMING SOON


Excellent from @Boro tonight.... Having @_MarcusTavv and @user playing the flanks is an absolute game changer.. they could even switch flanks mid game to confuse the opposition defenders. Big Result that.


You bitches fake af and lame that’s why I’m on a different wave


Good morning~ have a great day moots


Women with multiple letters in they cup size...how y’all doing today?


Games by the strokes has been having a hold on me for the past 2 years that i cant explain. It aint no triumphant masterpiece but there is this magical quality about it that i cant grasp. living in an empty world


I am so sorry that you have been hurt by people who did not deserve your kindness, time or energy. goodmorning


kylian my bro


gm / gn oomfies i hope y'all are doing well


i miss my brotherrrr


I lowkey want a new car


My friends getting more excited for my birthday than me


You gotta fix the way you move and the way you think. Or stay in the same shit.


Whether you know it or not, you’re special and you have something that nobody else does. You are a light in this world and you are a source of divine love. Never forget that


Sending peace, love and positivity to everyone on this Tuesday


Hard guy but I’m catching feelings


I’m bout to act up in Vegas next week


I LIVED!


my chin broke out so bad this month


Crazy I went to vote, making up hours as we speak


u d best


Futures already down 1% $TSLA already down 3% AH to $320 Idk about you, but I’m LOVING this volatility


Actually Myk is going to be UCLA’s head coach


Double Play balls are absolute killers. In the show and in the real thing….


This whole time I been tryna spare her feelings, when she never gaf bout mine


Peeps that come to the gym n wanna talk to everyone sup with that tho


Buying glasses of wine from the hotel bar rather than a bottle


Finally got my shit back!


I start my new job Sunday I hope I like it


I keep sending postive energy & blessings to people but nobody send it back lol


Kinda homophobic of life to give me all these oversized hoodies yet no boyfriend to steal them


i miss incubus so bad. am i supposed to wait a year or two to see them again


Did not expect all this to happen today but I'm happy and glad.


It's amazing what clothes you discover when sorting them out....and realising how many you actually have


all my trixxx got u falling


I wanted to lose the last of my belly for me. It was a little goal. I’ve always been husky. I didn’t succeed. I don’t mind cuz I look my best. My other goal is to sleep for 24hrs.


Hope everyone stays safe. Will be back later.


Thank you @elonmusk and @Tesla team! Soon, an actual Tesla in Curraheen


Why did they even think it was a good idea to get rid of the Mexican Pizza in the first place (which is neither Mexican nor pizza but is delicious)? I basically never went to taco bell after they took it off the menu and since its been back I've been like...once a month!


Also it still kind of gives me a bit of anxiety to ask about this. Would y'all like for me to post my wishlist either today or tomorrow? That or even just leaving a little tip on my PayPal or even toss a few to my patreon on @user All up to you in the end


I be forgetting how good fresh pears are


Come home to complete darkness


These old mfs focusing on military spending during a pandemic makes me sick


Every depressive episode is followed by a god complex never forget


Hot as fuck today....again


420? More like Wh*re-20


I love you guys. Even those of you with bad opinions


Playing in dirt tomorrow


everything on cider is sold out constantly


Annoying noise in the stadium of #IRNUSA. Back to the 80’s when I remember well .


Can’t worry about nobody’ Gotta worry about my Business.................


Next Year I'm going to learn Spanish


Pulisic looks quality tonight as well


I pay for amazon prime sooooo why my shit can’t come in 2 days?


i stayed up bc i have to study and i made the mistake to look at the live.... yikes now im anxious


It’s a blast music so loud to drown out the commentary in my brain distracting me from work


I went soft in a bitch… I just pulled out, washed my dock and went home.


I bought tea just to remember I had to get rid of my kettle so to have to just boil water in a pot


Are there any skulls in LA / SoCal? I’d love to organize a small meet up in 2023, a couple hours nothing big.


have you ever been so ready to be fucked that your pussy is throbbing? no me either


And all that was done for the approval of other men.


got today sadly the normal gulliver. pls give me the katana at least...


I think I keep accidentally trolling the same member of @user a band I like, but do not know anyone in at all.


Got my parents into watching GoT


Omg to yoga


werewolf garroth and vampire laurance on a date, what they gonna do?


Landon and jaden are apparently not friends anymore but why did Landon play an unreleased song with jaden? Is this whole jaden/landon thing a PR stunt?


Filming @user tonight as we recap on all of 2020, a few tears will be shed for sure


guilty never sounded better


Fuck I just had sex even though it wasn’t relevant to the plot


The comments on anything Reylo related on Pinterest: AreNT thEy COuSins?


Make sure that you seeing through You could make it all come through Just stay with it Stay lifted Know that you gifted And when you do get it Make sure you want to split it with the realest niggas Dig it @CurrenSy_Spitta drops some gems


I don’t ever tell people what I have going on bc wtf can you do for me besides comfort me ? Nah I need a solution


The fact I was only back working for 6months now before the pandemic hit...IM IRRITATED


Note to @AppleSupport please please please change how you delete icons so that when you’re carrying some thing and it brushes against the face of your phone you don’t delete an icon (for the umpteenth time) and have to go figure out what the heck you just lost.


Men with full beards my gawwdd


21:29 just started playing in my shuffled playlist. is it time to cry?!?!


Of course my kid wants the only Nike shoe that’s not available for any discounts.


When most VisMin barristers just asked for a few weeks postponement because their houses were damaged,electricity will be mostly restored in Jan & they lost a lot, but still want to take the bar early this year, but still, most people think they're selfish & being dramatic


So if Monaco win then Eabiot might go there and Gakpo might consider leaving PSV? let's fucking go Monaco, on my knees


Clueless will forever be my comfort movie.


These fuckin twins boy


no like imagine lying and saying awful shit abt a friend who only loved and cared about you for YEARS and then getting MAD when youre confronted and you block out of cowardice Only to keep watch over these people for almost a year


Dont even fucking care about you.


Seeing Harry again tomorrow!!! I hope he spits on me!


I Need Some Plaits


Can Rohit hit 101 sixes in ODI before he reitres??? Its tough lets hope


things we learnt: do not forget someone's starsign


I ain’t shit fr fr


Mess with my loved ones and I’ll fight literally anyone


Tulsi and Kavanaugh at the same bar crying in their beer?


Koulibaly and Silva in the same defence sound like some old school Chelsea


“I wanted to see how it worked, so I dismantled it”.


Please shut down Arizona again


Somebody backed into the whip while I’m looking for change to park my car just so I can go to court…. This shit trash


Chef taking a break


I spent 2 hours straight looking down on you niggas


Meat has been so repulsive this whole pregnancy


clock is 22.22 and the date is 22/2/22


Not gonna lie those #AllStarGame uni’s are fire


Trump: *is a lazy, ignorant, racist, narcissistic, misogynistic, xenophobic, delusional, sociopathic pile of shit* Twitter: lol hes fat


If anyone is bored, order a necklace from @boohoo You will spend your entire evening attempting to untangle it


I have come to find that @canva just has everything I'll ever need for designing logos and icons, even for streaming, so don't mind me as I just let it become my entire personality


Jon Pardi came out with a new album and it’s making me wanna go out just to dance


they brought back some REALLY good minigames in mario party superstars boulder ball coney island mushroom mix up look away eatsa pizza


steak for baon??


4 weeks was long enough


Swiped my card even though i had cash for it


Tobago never looked so good


funny ni carl ay


Which #Tezos DeFi project should we look out for in 2023?


Horny and throbbing in bed again. Cant help it I just keep thinking of Mistress Violet humiliating me just like on our calls


I wonder if I should start a YouTube channel.


Where did y’all see tems bunda in the first place ?


I want to go to the movies but don’t feel like paying or driving lol With that being said who want to take me on a friendly date


FYI, being in school while simultaneously struggling with mental health is


Who is going to NFT LA Conference next week? I’m trying to see something


Might be preaching to the choir here but what about a power outlet that lets you know if it's raining?


I’m on that Tito’s tonight


#BackToTheNoughties extraordinary how a game with (almost) no skill could be so popular - deal or no deal


1/ Who was Diego Maradona? A flawed human revered across continents, cultures, sports and generations. A thread to try to understand his many factions.


This the type of weather I don’t be having no desire to leave the house if I don’t have to


Do Burrow cards get returned if they lose?


i hope twitter do an update on bookmark folders. im using kitkat cocacola pldt and mcdo ph as folders, glad theure not responding to any of my 'messages'


Idk why it irks me so much that when me & jake buy something everyone just says “congrats buddy” like WE bought the side by side & WE bought the truck


I really don’t like that Kristin has a job now but whatever


Kitty always knock him out , ouuu that poor little puppy


Nothing I hate more than leftover food.


I’m supposed to be living in the 90’s this generation ain’t meant for me


Worked on filming a video today for a deal, super excited to see the finished product. The brand is super unique


Do it in the car leave cum on ya seats


Run me what I deserve


me and pan live 40 minutes from each other


Idc if I'm gonna be annoying but it's 2/22/22 today


Someone with a sexy pfp just rt the kageyama vid


back on my meds now, i feel like myself again


Damn i love when friends make you feel self conscious about smtg u were totally fine with


pills n potions | Nicki


CHAT WE ARE BLIND NO ONE SAW IT


I kinda wanna watch twilight again even though I spent last weekend watching it


Mfs really been testing me today but I can see I have to bring back ‘19 Pisa and I really hate that for y’all


my cat just caught and ate a whole spider


Sorry. Changed my pfp twice in one day


I can do it but it doesn’t mean I am willing to do it


I mean look at your beard bro omg so tempting


GM!! Feeling Ball-ish as usual


i wanna lil pet monkey


Nightmare on elm street!


Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down


Eight doobies to the face Fuck that, nigga twelve bottles in the case nigga, fuck that Two pills and a half, wait nigga, fuck that


If u see this, drop ur favorite life advice


Just came out of the cinema to watch #SpiderManNoWayHome and #Bitcoin still didn’t reverse and hit 100k .. Damn


The audacity of these funky birds on 183rd to shit on my car as I drive


Watching Dancing with the Devil and I just wanna hug Demi


Being single is boring, if you want space then you should join NASA.


I'm about to misbehave


have a great night po


So my essay just not gonna write itself ???? The Audacity fr


i peep EVERYTHING ahaha keep that same energy


birds pt.2


I wish we were still besties


Bought a chocolate calendar and suddenly it's the 20th of December


I just Want Go On with My life . No pain No gain


I’m trying hard to keep my eyes open right now


if u got me, i got u


my fam rlly loves my girl & thats the shit that makes my heart so happy


Ate the pussy up on Tuesday! Back and the side.. Yeah two ways! Give me that top like toupée! Slurpin' on the pussy like Kool-Aid!


Eeeee nvm I’m feeling better because Wade said mama


hey guys at least "I hate who I am." isn't true RIGHT


who can bring me & mesha lunch? we’ll call it in


Drop handle follow you follow back instantly ASAP


She's going to wake up and see that's she's trending, but for all the wrong reasons


wait so sam nook is like. an actual sentient being


Apparently using spray paint and bleach in the same day can give you a massive headache


Chlorine be having me sneezing


BREAKING: Fulham promoted to the Premier League after beating Preston 3-0


no more shopping til my birthday


Ngl I can’t take no more disappointment from the niggas in my life


Setting up this stream right now!


Ahhh i hope to secure this job


I know everybody business and no one knows mine


I am so sick & tired of not having a man to rub my back in the mornings & to blow my back out to fix my attitude... TODAY SUCKS.


Oh the people said Janet will be spilling tea in this lifetime doc.


me having panic attack in a grocery store parking lot, pacing, heavily breathing, shaking, and tearing up: some guy: are you okay?? me: yeah haha sorry!


Greedy Owners put in their place by ordinary people protesting and a murderer convicted of murder... Good day


Me and @user FaceTime calls be there funniest


No AC at roadhouse


Holy shit, someone just called and while talking asked "you have a nice accent, are you Polish or Russian by any chance?" 99.99999% of people can't even tell I *have* an accent


polaroids of you covered in hickies inside my wallet and photos of me covered in scratch marks in yours


“Never being in love, never fell in live until now.”


Liverpool's forward without Firmino is dololo


imagine if daisy unblocked me


I crave in and out everyday


What is more imp net freedom or bet worth


so why they keep mentioning gun


I said I was just gonna come look , I ended up buying things


There is no competition among artists! Just the fight against twitter algo...


Neo looks suspiciously like John Wick.


That picture will look good on my lockscreen


Just started Love is Blind lol I would definitely be on that show


Some elder people are helpful, and some get offended when you ask a question


And on one of the episodes with black people in it they had some fried chicken inside the O after the opening scene


if you ain’t talked to me all day, keep doing what you doing boo


Tchouameni having a disaster class for the ages


I could eat ham and cheddars cheese Sammie’s every day


Putting darker tints in da whip cause don’t nobody need to see allattttt


The More I Learn The More I Realize I Don’t Know


opo good morning


Maaaaaaan, I don’t feel like cooking fuck all for dinner tonight


Used this guy ka phone to search something up and his recent search was "how to be famous in college"


Everything’s okay when you drink


Legit right first game of the new season and on house rework some dude is like bro your like level 200 something yet playing bad, dude just because your a level low and a play with a shit kd, maybe if you wasn't sucking dick to get plat maybe you'd get good at seige


I feel like I need to be impressed by NWA Powerr tonight.


I need to stay off Wayfair


crying over a game???


Trialled my new game spyfall in the dead chat btw. If you played feel free to share it with other people, very easy and fun


Some people lashes do not be on right I just be like wtf


Valentine Is Coming....Where E Go. Pass? Make I Set Leg For Am


found my dads zaza


Me watching Sex Education: can y’all talk about something else that isn’t sucking and fucking


cant wait for astroworld


Apparently 1 year ago Piper and I were both sick.... and now we're both sick again.


Don’t you DARE give up on YOU! Tf


Girls with glasses are so hot like omg you'll look so professional you'll could boss me around any day and the best thing is it took you longer to realise am unworthy of someone as gorgeous as you but i still got to be a supporting character in your journey so thats blessed


I honestly just want Bri to scratch my scalp so bad


It’s so many pool parties coming up and I don’t have a bathing suit


yes i get excited to hang out with my bf…and what about it


Please tell me who I need to talk to about these Drake tickets


Hey @DavePasch missed you on the Zoom today with Coach. @roxybernstein was able to fill in and ask a bunch of questions like always.


im so spoiled, i love it


Half of my feed is me proposing @BTS_twt


If we could get one more black hippy album that would be fire


I hate online shopping. I cant do it. I miss walking in & out of stores, randomly buying things I like


Sitted on the top of her lap call me a laptop!


I thank God for my little Head .


It should be a crime how good my head is


Nicole some


Jamin went to Lowes and wouldn't let me go with him and I am heartbroken


im searching up what normal medications you can od on or what affects they have


Soft hearted but don’t underestimate my not gaf- o meter


Love on myself, all by MYSELF. Anything you could possibly give me just extra.


hi @user I was asking if you can play #Golden by @user thanks


I have seen a few tweets this week from President Biden. They seemed composed and rational. What a concept. Remember when we saw a few tweets an hour from the last guy?


#MadeInLagos all day everyday


Why all the fine niggas in Windsor


Blessed to start chapter 22 of life today. Can’t wait to see what this year brings


You break down my walls with the strength of your love , i never knew love like I’ve known it with you ...


$TSLA what are you doing AH?


The way my finger is infected How will i be able to fist Jimmy Page now


who hurt you x daniel caesar


Where can I find the spiciest chilli in Khartoum? Tryna make a new carpool karoake episode


A lot of y’all ain’t shit


They doin my nigga Deshaun Watson dirty


Mad Weirdddddd


I love a pre-loaded hole. I’m typically willing to pay extra for a hot bttm with a cum filled hole.


Wash your ass


A lot of folks talk out their asses with sports. Straight casuals. But I tell you what. Ima give @user his flowers because bro spits facts on whatever sport/player he's speaking on. No bias, just stats and observations. A true fan of the game


What’s up Ocoee pine hills area? In the area. Who needs relief?


league be like: guy calls me retard i say lmao stfu i get the chat restriction


God isn't waiting until you're perfect to love you. He already does. You're irresistible to Him!


wait ... the postcard i got w my enha albums was a target exclusive pob ?? omfg .. gonna sell one since i have 2


Jicama tacos are sooo good


skz saying they’re busy all the time


I hate being put on hold cause now I’m gonna hang up and call again


I love the person that I’m becoming! It’s the growth for me


As long as I know I kept it real on my end Im fine with any outcome of the situation


I been sleep all day and now I’m up taking patron shots


what’s good y’all


Im tryna have Est Gee 42 dugg Scorey concert 2022 calling it now


Now starting tonight’s #ImACeleb


One of my bonnets got messed up in the laundry


When you don't get a sister shoutout but your boyfriend proposes to you that evening


blahblah blah money lending landlord blah say what you want about Tom Nook, but it doesn't matter how much it snows when I wake up the sidewalks are pristinely cleared.


No lewandoski for Bayern lineups even bench, I sense something fishy stuff.


fucken Taco Bell didn’t have nacho fries


I want to learn how to animate sakuga...


Loll One thing im doing in 2023 for damn sure ! Is going to Hawaii idc idc


Woke up in a good mood. Don’t piss me off. Thanks


my friend was recently contemplating proposing to his boyfriend and he asked me for my ring size so he could get an idea


sell a man a diamond ring, he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish, you ruin a banned kitchen


my job is on it with the Angel numbers today


are you sure you wanna party with the demons


#amc #gme after hours


I love my nails i just wish they were a little longer


I’m about halfway through “Dahmer”. I feel like I should unlock a platinum achievement badge if I manage to make it all the way to the end.


My sister been actin funny or it’s me? Cus I texted her and she ain’t text me back


Im so ready to step on y’all neck for my birthdayyy all my outfits cute as hell


Woke up from my nap to the sound of tay chopping


I have one more year of Bourbon left in me


WhatsApp vendors and abusing "CEO"


bye stinky


So amazing to be back in @user and @user following such a long COVID break. The children are a real credit to the school, Year 6 know exactly the teachers they want for secondary education and have not held back in letting us know


Time to go to work. Wish me luck !


I have to go to sleep soon but I don't want to because I did make-up for going out and it still looks so cute I don't want to wash it off


God is goooood


i got your legs spread all over the bed hands clinching the sheets


Tryna get through this Tpain interview on Drink Champs but the host is messing it up for me


I’m suppose to be running errands rn but my bed so comfortable


#ftdons get it trending lads


If only we could unmeet some people


Lacasera bold ginger


I see Moose has been active on Twitter today Why don't y'all just choose peace in your different sects?


I’m trying to so hard to potty train my son by setting him down on the toilet and saying he will get a snack if goes and he rather go in his diaper as soon as I put one back on


gonna take my friend’s phone & add paint me naked to her music


So mentally drained it’s horrible


Last time I was in DC was in March, and the country shut down because of COVID... this time


Let’s hope I don’t get my dad’s virus


Of course the day I plan to do a 12 hour Subathon is the same day my real estate wants to do an inspection of my apartment


I thought Megan Fox was happily married with kids. Now she is trending with a pretty blank IMDB from the last three years.


International monsters, can we use vpn to vote for joe biden?


Everything is going to workout for the highest good somehow, and it always does. Good morning!


please were all so tired from dream hitting milestones so fast that we didn't even do anything for george


Bean is cuddling me and he’s dreaming and his little feet are twitching and it’s like a tiny little puppy massage on my leg


istg I wanna find out why no one likes me


Just got new internet!!!!!! No stream tonight, gotta set this bad boy up


I need 5m before year Ending


Omarion variant can fuck itself please


Fightin' the truth Tryin' to hide But I think it's alright, Yeah, I think it's alright, ooh


Got a new idea that I want to implement soon when someone raids


I blinked and spooky season was over


STAR PARIVAAR AWARDS COMING SOON


I feel like a whole bad bitch and I ain’t even done getting my self put together yet


Cain killed Able


#LISA i love the cat


Lots going on in the world, but I should absolutely be on TV, what the fuck is up with me not being on TV???


i swear i only update qua on stuff. she be the first to know everything.


Is it just me or is tonight sweltering


Just want to go to the beach and get a Airbnb and get drunk with my friends


I want these red ugg boots so bad but i wouldn’t have hardly anything to wear with them


ye really ruined DaBaby's verse on Nah Nah Nah but censoring it.


Putting Kyng to sleep is literally a 3 hr process


In other news, I’ve been challenged to do the 25 press ups for 25 days on Facebook. I have seen this coming. I am prepared!


Watching #TheWomanInTheHouse


i can’t wait to cook when i get home


I want to fete and carry on Celebrate and carry on


Tue Aug 10 2021 23:24:44 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time):


“tomorrow isn’t promised” thank god


idk what it is about the valley, but it produces some of the worst people i’ve had the displeasure of knowing


This sciatica is a pain in the ass and I don’t mean that figuratively


When u cant figure out if youre nauseous because of new medication, because of the election, or because you’re always kind of a little nauseous


Currently taking notes on physics I do not understand


Today has been nuts


Lots of premium “TL sleep” content on my phone but nahh


been sneezing the whole day and now my jaw is about to fall off


This supply shortage is fw my money


Everyone is enlisting even young Taemin is already serving.. but


yeahhh imma need @theestallion to drop that new song


if covid ruins this vacation for me im ending it all


woke up and money decided to talk


I try to be the best I can for Paisley in hopes that she changes the world one day


Trying to fix my sleep schedule cuz I start school the end of this month


today was so stressful lord. time to spark up


not my insurance suddenly not accepting my therapist after 3 months of seeing her


toni was absolutely right to leave after six seasons of girlfriends


Liking the movie Into the Wild is a big ol’ red flag for me.


Watching the trailer for #BetterCallSaul Me - why are all these dead people in it? Husband - it’s a *prequel, remember. Me - oh yes


Gonna quickly change and see if the bar in the hotel is still open


Yaaa quiero house of the dragon


Met a girl on snap and I liked her personality. I sent her a joke and she started being moody and insulting me. I asked why and she removed me. Pain


Getting so old that you stop getting ID'ed at the liquor store is basically the adult version of getting too old for a smiley face on your Costco receipt


so the thing that el posted on her story about freedom i thought it’s just freedom from lockdown in the uk. now that account is feeding off of larries and directioners


Someone on this bus bloody stink of body odour...how a anyone can go out smelling like that is beyond me


Don’t drink water today. Only soda. Lets form some kidney stones fellas


yeah but does the defense know i am kissing them rn?


im goin to decatur where its greater, See if i can stack me up sum paper


Want Rohit Sharma to score a 50 today


Top watch for tomorrow: $FTEG .0013 $BDGR .0012 Both were getting massively accumulated today


"She can do whatever she wants with her Body" na perfect excuse to do nonsense. You don't see someone doing fruitful works and saying that. It's always the sexy shit. Urrgghhh


What was y’all saying about Chelsea??? Yeah ight


can we just skip to 2021... Okay thanks


I wanna fuck you senseless


When you’re comfortable and alone, getting high and listening to good music while vaping with a little bit of booze maybe .. Is amazing… and it is my life rn


i just want someone to send anime memes to


New mix 01/31


I went from 0 social life to a very active social life.. I just wasn’t trying


Investor tours escalate my anxiety


i thought national bf day was october 3rd. men don’t deserve two days


the thought of returning back to work is so …. draining


Mood now that I drank water and carrot juice


Hi to my 55 followers! Yay! Thank you for appreciating my work. I will try to write as much as I can but reality sucks so update may not come regularly. Thanks anyway for reading!


If you edit ya face, you edit ya waist


Thank goodness because I thought I was becoming crazy and these quality control issues were all in my head


I think they are going to ruin The Matrix. I have nightmares about it


Please if you want to moan go to clubhouse


My bruddas didn’t reach my age


Furious @user lost my parcel @lookfantastic won’t send out another one next day delivery


just bought disney dream light valley


First 10mins draw boom


morena do sorriso lindo


just blocked ice feelin good


Did you know unaeza hang out na drinking fellas but usitei? Have fun but set your own standards.


Having a few beverages with the one and only @user and @user


never play with my nail tech bruh, she is really the shit


My forehead is still burning


There’s just something about a new fitted cap.


my first "hays monday na naman bukas..." after some days.


good night my 814 followers


it’s the first day in December and Canada already seeing snow


My Dad said when a person dies, their soul visits their home for 3 days, absorbing the positive before they go. So on this 3rd day, I will focus on the positive, praying Kobe's soul is at peace, entering heaven after it has visited his family at home n at Staples one last time


Ok yup, sta settimana torna Station 19


Who needs to wake up at 4.30 am to get ready for lectures!!!! Me


Our general will appear again next week??


Out of nowhere, my skin is getting very soft!!! Thank you Quarantine


This month is added confirmation that I’m in a season of manifestation


Greys anatomy is absolutely breaking me


When coworker asked if we had homework for a class we are taking here at work and I am like "I am worried about my actual homework not work homework"


My account is not a safe space for those who hate Jay Ferin


Some people just be bad people an they wonder why bad stuff be happening to them all the time


I’ve grown so much and boy has it been showing


I hope Lando has the best birthday ever


You think I Wuz a JOKE


Found My Fronts


the lizard is back outside


Looking for 5 FEMALES age 30 and over who want to lose 5-10 pounds from virtual online workouts . I will guide you through the steps with meal guidance and support to get there . DM me to see if you’re a good fit for the team


Good thing joon & yoongi is fine. Hoping that jin is okay too


Apparently everyone who lives in Toronto is taking a photo of the sky today


My goal is to switch my skin and hair products to this one particular brand . Its expensive though


Name a gym wear you can't jump rope?


I just absolutely love people who pay me dust until they they need me to patronize their business or need a connect. They are my absolute faves.


Hi guys, I've a plan to stop using Twitter for being productive and to keep consistent in both studies(I've a dream to get full A+ on board exam, won NTSE(National Talent Search Examination) scholarship) and in programming(Backend). Read the comment below


Ain’t no body give me shit or no damn big homie for fronts I got my shit out da MUD


Let’s go. I’m going to be part of @benjyfishy ‘s moms book that is being published next year.


I done lost my bridge card already


I’ve really been wanting a watch lately.. but I cannot make up my mind if I really wanna get one or not


A Rashford hattrick would be mint


hawkeye mt bom


I finally got something to eat.


I hate “ This is why I choose violence “ ass people , I get tho y’all so fucking dumb y’all gotta fight y’all way through every situation


REQUEST @user @MTV #FridayLivestream #AcrossEndlessDimensions 400


not me already thinking of what i can be for halloween next year