national taco day, eh? know what pairs well with tacos?


I saw Sayuri Namba dancing to LE SSERAFIM's Fearless on her insta story. Namba just became 3x cooler to me. What is stopping Namba from becoming the 4th Up Up Girl? SHE'S A STAR


I want a creamy pasta that’s Cajun with shrimp, chicken, and spinach


I want the pounds, gwolla. big bucks and the dollars


So don’t ask me can you keep K


I like it when science is used to help people. Not hurt them


I hope you all are having a good day. :) I'm very dizzy and having a hard time staying awake.


You people really think you won’t get caught cheating or disrespecting your relationship. I’m fucking mind blown


Some people really don’t know what social distancing means. There are literally squares on the floor of where to stand and this lady does not care. Get away from me dude


Looks like the fire is out. I can see the blue lights of the fire engine from my window


So west brom haven't won in 33 top flight games on a Tuesday and have beaten us in 18 Got a big sam win all over it tonight ain't it


I'm "tired all the day, not in mood" weeks pregnant.


I want a fat plate of hibachi rice and veggies with a side or sushi


Just how fast the life changes


After today at work I’ma need all of the energy 4/20 is serving today


I have so much work to do but I decided to decorate my house instead


Pound town is cool but sometimes i just wanna fuck you slow while ya toes in my mouth


Whatever obstacles come your way, KEEP PUSHING. Pressure makes diamonds


If I don't get that jordan 12 royalty when it comes out , for sureeeeee somebody go be single for Christmas


I got soooo many money moves up my sleeve


after you leave im just gone thug ion want nobody else


Shooting tomorrow


Janine’s BF is trash


Broooooo that family mad toxic if only y’all knew what they b saying


playing jackbox with my lgbt group tonight and this is either going to be very good or very bad


What if Kyle and Druski did a video together


I want a spine tatt


I like boys and girls, but probably not you


How long until the looters in South Africa break into a hospital and steal the nuclear material from an MRI machine like what happened in Goiás, Brazil 1987


The best thing my mom ever did was make me an only child


XGBoost is still beating Transformer on Tabular data. Three reasons are explained in the NeurIPS 2022 paper


Need to book a brow appointment soon


Hearing that’s my lil shit is so sexy to me


Cashed out on it, I ain’t have to walk it down


No wonder I’ve been feeling good about the new year


Chelsea is slowly restoring my faith


I’ve been on an eight day swimming bender, today will be day nine, not sure if this is an overreaction to getting over COVID or just my mental health weirdness but health at my age is crucially important


Theo Kojak wore the tightest pants.


did i make a whole ass board for matching pfp?? maybe


bryan fuller you are a grown ass man stay the fuck away from twitter


got expert rank on unite today


“Does your kid drink? I mean it’s never too early to start” All of 5 minutes into A Simple Favour and already dying


heal & shift


No high expectations this Friday, I had done my best I guess


Need a weighted vest


After everything #goSENSgo fans have been put through last 4 years let’s not pretend the Jack Capuano story is a big deal. Stuff like this happens in the NHL all the time don’t overreact


Just realized this time last year I was boolin with the bois


So the over 60k tests include duplicates and doesn’t necessarily represent the number of people tested so far? I hope tomorrow’s presser will provide clarity. @konkrumah @DSD_GHS I’m confused


I get to see Britt and Tay soon. I’m excited


WHEN MY PDF VIEW ISNT ON CONTINUOUS SCROLLS


1 ديسمبر 2021 , I’m good with you


what if 1M views in just 5 hrs ??


my roommate is so sweet she bought so many cookies and cake for me


rihanna has no idea how highly i think of her


Amazon is trying to build on indigenous land in South Africa


wow I wish I was able to go


Now what in the fuck am I gonna get myself into tonight


Everybody so cute in the picture and I’m throwing up gang signs omg Jesus be a fence


I’ve been watching Below Deck on Netflix and it’s making me wanna quit my job and runaway to the Caribbean to become a yacht boy.


All this cake on the tl makes me want to eat cake


Salute to all creators ! Y’all time coming


Hell naw we ain’t stressing no bitch round here get a new one TREESHAA


Good Morning To My Beautiful Lady Follower's It's Woman Crush Wednesday Here are my Ladie's @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user @user


I want Aguachiles


Birthday really tomorrow & baby I’m ready for it all


i hate cod cuz how this mf kill me w boxing gloves


I just found out the average teacher makes more than me and they get 3 months off


add me on RAMSE @user


Smoke alone cause ion like passing da blunt


i learned how to change a diaper, cook , wash clothes/dishes, clean, pick weeds etc at 11 . This man 26 and don’t know how to change a tire….wtf


The Horrors Of My Uterus. ... sounds like a good book title.


Idc how hard life gets, I’m never getting acrylic toenails. Y’all brave as hell


Mariah writing new songs during her Elle Song Association... I just love that woman


No matter how many years it’s been since I lost Dylan the heartbreak never gets easier. I still cry about it every now and then


It hot ASF outside.....


does anyone have any spare white roses i can buy off them or is anyone’s nooks/leif selling them


Welp guess not… Server issues smdh


baking a cake at the moment


I'm a hopeless romantic with a high sex drive


Anyone who says phones don’t listen hasn’t ever had a conversation about Paris at lunch and then has a Facebook feed filled with ads for Paris restaurants a few hours later


FINALLY SOME GREAT NEWS!!!


If you not on any close friends lists it means the streets think you a rat


I be wanting to post selfie’s but I think I’m just to ugly


Note to one self....do not stand on a carpet when forcing a straw into a Ribena carton


How many times did tfg sneak people into the White House, this couldn't have been the first time


Shepherds pie and bake chicken


I hope tonight it storm like yesterday cause I ain’t do shit all night


already made $7 today from selling two things


Friendship comes with goods.


Dheeet Bht dheet Pher aty hain mry dost


Please be gentle with my feelings


This game tho


It's game over 4 d devil......


at work missing my dog, this is gonna b a long shift


ok this is so random but im planning to start studying today but do pray for me it’ll not be just a plan and make it works cus idw go back to sch with zero knowledge omg


It’s enough room for everybody to win


that ramen place was good af


Uh oh I broke the pasta in half. My dad always tells me that isn't how his mother did it when I do. I'm in trouble now


I told my therapist I might be the negative one and she started laughing lmaaaaao


The new walking dead episodes are actually insane! No one is safe


watching chinese morning cooking show with my mom and chinese cooking shows understand that the tastiest food looks as gooey as possible


One of my professors uses Firefox


i cannot give compliments for national compliment day because i’ll just say I Am In Love With You and i’ll phase out of existence at that point.


Dota all day long


what happened when i was asleep damn


I love getting Wix notifications. That’s the only chimes I wanna hear coming to my phone $$$


Waiting for Brentford to dive for another penalty


You don’t have to leave feminism because some women who identify as feminists are hurting you or pissing you off. Develop your moral framework and stick to it. Other people can’t change the truth about you or the truths you believe. Have fun and be faithful to yourself


2 hr workout beating my ass


$ADA it’s nice to be in a position where if I lose everything here my life will be exactly the same tomorrow but if I hold out until this reaches $10 next year I will have a significant amount of money.


like by armyarmyyeah


I love you @user I hope you know you are beautiful inside and out and don’t you ever think otherwise. You have a heart of gold and your soul is wonderful.


Houston Is In Scoring Position


even my phone misses your call, by the way


I was so ready to go to WAR - This part really needs to fast track bc my mental is too fragile for this


Why apple change my uwu emoji


My phone is lagging n it’s pissing me off


This booster shoot got me stiff and achy.


dino looks so good in red


RKelly ft Jay Z - Fiesta


Oh Mfs outside today frfr .. done seen too many Mfs today I’m going in the crib!


all i want for valentines is my airpods


Anything is accepted nowadays


Zari whew. What a woman


Meow season is back ?


literally just had to block a nigga


IM STILL SHAKING HOW MUCH DID HE HEAR????


[Trans] If CY body changes to SH, he wants to dance and if SH changes his body to CY, SH wants to change to CY's heart and brain SH: What hyung thinks is that he has a lot of good ideas and creative ideas for artists so, I want to change to his brain and his heart has...


#broadchurch okay today I watched a video of Alec Hardy being a “mood” for ten minutes and laughed my head off so I started watching it. I’m 7 episodes in I’ve cried like 3/5/7 times maybe. I can’t stop! I actually can’t stop I think I’ll finish the 1st session before I sleep


if i were ever on big brother you best bet i’d walk out that house a winner this is not up for discussion


I just finished editing my @user vlog... and it’s over 40 minutes!


1 HOUR UNTIL THE #E32021 NINTENDO DIRECT! #PhoenixWrightforSmash please.


96GB for Warzone


Glad I wasn’t born a dumb nigga


How are you feeling ahead of kick-off? Score predictions?


Day 2 of trying to get @vernoncarey22 to follow me


I dressed up today but I’m going back to comfy clothes bc it’s too hot and I am sweating


i got little croc things and it was 60$


I just saw a sheep scratch its face with its hind leg. Why did I always assume they’d scratch themselves against trees and the ground?


If y’all did what y’all needed to do once you had surgery y’all wouldn’t have to put an emoji in front of your stomachs


My future—it’s coming on, it’s coming on, it’s coming on.


I thug shit out always. It’s always ME vs ME


Kimmich at right back


Cheat on me better be able to cheat death too


I don’t mean to quote the Backstreet Boys here, but @dogecoin needs to stop playing games with my heart. Stop bouncing around, and get your ass to the moon!


I’m trying beat somebody daughter back out


Pretty sure I started talking about #podcasting snippets (or notes blocks as I was calling them) back in 2014. But I’m not based in North America, and I didn’t start podcasting in 2004 - so my ideas don’t count.


I should’ve bought individually packaged face masks in bulk


Aww Clueless is on


Kim really pulled through for me today. Shout out to @user and @user too cause they so real


Pls this handle needs more followers and engagement If u see this follow, I promise to follow back


I'm so glad I joined the twitter clique I have always just checked ig for everything and I've realized twitter is where it's all at these my people


Can't wait to see The Defenders of the Multiverse on #WhatIfMarvel tomorrow! @whatifofficial


I JUST REALIZED I TURN 23 NEXT THURSDAY UHHH SO I HAVE A LITTLE OVER A WEEK TO ORGANIZE MY SUBATHON?????? oh no........


i wish i was the hollywood fix guy


Saku looks so sad today


Love using Give as you Live to support your charity? Share it with a friend and we'll pay a bonus £5 donation to your charity, for free! Get and send your unique share link today


Wish she liked the cowboys as much as I do


Some bout a verse Nigga


I gotta get my shit together rs


Raven….. girl


And I know you had it rough growing up but that’s ok… (I like it rough)


Every child that we have is a resource we are adding to the world, not something that is consuming our resources. — @user , Bright Hearth Podcast Can’t recommend their new podcast enough.


Talked about a nap yesterday, left work early to take one. Good morning


Lockdown for 21 days will surely show a huge negative effect on Indian economy for along time to come.But we have to take that to save lives.


I gotta catch up with my old tweets just for future reference.


2nd coffee or a nap...


Asparagus, roasted potatoes, and lobster tails for din din


id be so skinny if i were skinny


If you don’t get tested for sexual diseases every once n awhile or after every partner , you’re gross ! Period


Chipotle Be Stingy Ishellllll


The holidays won’t feel the same this year.


imagine how much more interesting my life would be if i took art and sports classes more seriously in primary school,id be a passionate gymnast, artist and instrumentalist in my free time


Everyone is gagging over this ring trust its not the engagement she knows what i want


These niggas changed me ... I feel that ! And I wanna change back


Fresh ravioli and gnocchi for dinner.


Hi guys, custom content available I will soon be releasing a list of content I can do for you all upon request as well as custom content, please message me for all custom content, I will also be posting a few cheeky photos on here as well so keep your eye out for that one


Need a robux sugar daddy / mommy in preference because i'm poor


I live next to a bunch of weirdos


this taylor swift era is just so


Asap rocky na bad guy...lmao Finally @DONJAZZY go rest


So many people have told me to make a YouTube..I think ima actually do it


i just need a sugar daddy at this point


Sooooo Kanye ain’t never voted before and this election he only voting to vote for himself


just had a good ass shower


These kids really drive me crazy


Hungary fans are great


I want to buy the jin pyjamas witch the lill devil on but it’s sooo expensive


Buttplugs--are, great


I wanna learn how to do makeup , I literally never wear it but I think I can be a beast with the brushes


Q: What do you call the ‘most appropriate’ water rights system for the Western U.S.? A: Prior Apropos-priation. This bad/niche tweet joke brought to you by me misspelling “appropriation” about a hundred times so far today


Bit of Florence on #HarrysHeroes lovely place


Who wants to go to Miami end of April


Good morning to 4-time Oscar nominee Lady Gaga


if you only follow females plus all of their spam accounts, you’re the problem


I am in my hot pink era


I don’t be outside bc I can’t fake kick it. Idk who really fwm like that so I won’t come around at all. Especially, if I ain’t invited!


BTW ME AND MY COUSINS GOT TICKETS TO WHEN WE WERE YOUNG AND I AM SO EXCITED


Ron Isley was in his bag on contagious


Need a new video game to hyper fixate on


Cheesy tots


I hear any Amapiano and I think of her immediately


I am just happy that i get to see you later @user


Am I embarrassed? Yes but someone already liked it


just discovered that the ruler i've been using for 3+ years to draw lines is off by a little less than half an inch when i was measuring something


just made a lady’s night at work now im happy


Yup it’s about that time


What #crypto is here to stay?


Mid night prayer. Thank you Lord for yet another day


briaaaaan


Its a clairo typa day


I miss and left my central air on, I was wondering why August was so happy when I came home. His ass was comfortable all day.


Black beans and baked chicken


I want Toss so bad but do not feel like going to get it


Schools finally getting testing and teachers been asking that from jump ???


I'm a little uninspired even though my head is bursting with ideas


I Always End Up With A New Piercing


TIL that the city literally pushes out businesses in the CBD that they feel attract an "undesirable element". This is why we no longer have any fast food, convenience stores or anything else that most major metropolitan cities have that would benefit working class residents.


not my sister and i discussing our love/sex life at work


please dont ask me why my pronouns are theythem if youre not gonna try and understand


There’s absolutely NO food in any HEB’s around San Antonio. These fucking idiots buying up everything like we’re going through a apocalypse.... it’s not that serious folks and I need my damn fruit.


I want some of those tacos I had yesterday but too many people were coming up to my car asking me for change


Always nice seeing RVA stickers in SF


Can't see us scoring many from crosses this season


oh no a couple sat w me acting too friendly


REQUEST @user @MTV #FridayLivestream 43


I been talking all day smh I just wanna relax and say nothing for the rest of the day just text me


i give up,,, i give up i cant fucking do any of this why is it so hard?? or am i just unbelievably stupid


Ricky wya?


just took an epic three hour depression nap


First day back at work after 9 days off was surprisingly chill. Didn't deal with anything too complicated and absolutely smashed my workload. This can only mean tomorrow will be an absolute dumpster fire and I'll die from stress


I am currently watching Season 4 of The Magicians, and I am having a crisis of faith right here. The first 3 seasons were fucking awesome, and the cast is beyond brilliant, but somehow that show got EVEN BETTER. Holy muoflon! I'm a little scared thinking of season 5!


I blocked your number and not your social media just so you can see I’m doing good without you


Ion kiss ass lol fuck you


Oh @londongrammar you was bloody brilliant in Nottingham this evening!!


Our 3rd goal was made in Brasil @user Selecaõ toh baaad!


Democrats: Voter IDs are voter suppression. Also Democrats: We need vaccine passports and tougher gun laws and background checks.


What a performance from Caoimhin Kelleher


Huggie earrings have my heart


The dialectical tension between needing to be fat enough to survive the impending famine but also needing to be skinny enough to hide behind scarce cover during a firefight in the impending civil war


Today was a good lash day


This hour's One Direction lyric is meant for a Leo... 'I would swim all the oceans just to see you smile.' Maybe seek guidance from your heart when daydreaming about your next big move.


the true horror is that its now november


Moving forward I’d love to make fewer trips to Kansas City per year, but the way my grandmother is never going to travel to see me makes that impossible.


Hey, You are so great and amazing~~~ This year is going to be amazing~~~ have a great day!!!


Met some beautiful people in my life wow


It’s was the “I’m just gone continue to do right by YOU”. For me


about to blow my brains out dealing w some ppl today


I just cracked my pinky nail.


guess who’s doing a 10h30 shift


I was sent 1 TikTok video n ended up on there fa 2 hours


I’m excited for him to get back out there..and I’ll be getting him back in football too


No more that emotionally invested, showing you all my imperfections


I want to support Germany, but they're playing France, and the France line up is


just wanna remind you, drink your water bitches


I busted outta my jeggins today


To sleep in simple hope


IT'S SO F* FRESH OUTSIDE!


the hot bar at whole foods is back


it's not funny anymore, I'm outside and I'm crying


people get mad Billie is with Jesse like Ally isn’t with an 18 year old boy and she like 30


I hate being away from my boyfriend


I don't know who needs to hear this...but normalize trusting people who trust you


Waiting till the LOML comes up to me at the gym so we can start working out tg


I’m doing it kids. I’m finishing crash landing on you


im hungry but suddenly when i see food im full


the fact that 24 hours slots are unavailable convinces me that God wants me to be fat forever


oh I’m blocked


#mrpeanuttriesMDMA Follow his journey below


Whe you rewatch spiderman homecoming but you watch it in jpn dub


I need a hug or something idk I need friends or something


Expresso shots


Thank you for my second highest rank this month. You guys are awesome


I still need some cute sandals n white ones for my bday outfits


Jorginho can definitely be improved upon Games like those are where we need Kante Jovacic is good against shit teams but Kante shows his worth against world class opposition


Homelander (from Amazon series The Boys) -Blond hair -Blue eyes -Strong facial features -Literal super human -Has nazi gf Yet he is portrayed as the villain. Makes you think


Can we normalise becoming twitter famous without getting dragged


why is my ex’s mum in my insta views


The german urge the learn another language even if I am bad at learning new things


The more days that go on the better that boy pussy be looking


Was wondering why I felt so fucking needy the last few days. Damn planet bullshit


They should take my money sha


About to send this text to my boss. Hopefully he Resonates with me


Dynamo hit the crossbar


Good morning moots ily


I swear..how can you be so FUCKING ANNOYING.


You’ve heard of Papa’s Pizzeria, well get ready for the new and improved Papa’s Diarrhea


thank you for 1.4k on twitter


Derivative of a mic lmao


Edmond has the WORST drivers. Like yall are worse than Texas. Deadass


Conte finally realising Emerson can’t be trusted gives me hope


Plot twist, I had to get accepted into both programs for my graduate degree. I got my acceptance into the second one today! Hello dual Masters programs!


I’m stressing about being a new teacher but I’m grateful to have been given this opportunity


May Allah give us death, when our Iman is at peak Ameen


i failed my math test today because 1. i didn’t remember any of it when i took the test 2. i was rushing cause i was stressed that i only had 30 minutes


link me good spotify playlists pleasee


Home and I’m not even hungry wtf


The inability to stop


made tortillas de harina for the 1st time today


Had 2 separate people show up today for their March 22nd appointments. We love it when you show up early for your appointments but a month early is more than we ask


Farter Vickers clamp on Benz


why am I pressured to apply for uni wana lessa madakhaltesh g12


Been relaxing getting the vibes back playing halo 3 and feeling like a youngster again! Should I turn on the stream?


Watching murder on the internet . Facinating and after watching twitter for years it's TRUE expected sex appears the norm still


watching the rain w my stink


Yeyy! Buying the tickets to the DR for next summer


6 weeks ago today I went in to start my induction, holy shit


Happy birthday Bestie!!! @user I’m so happy that I met you in the Louis Sydney line I don’t want to imagine what life would of been like if I didn’t meet you!!!


Really wish I had someone to make important decisions for me... like what to do with my life...


The thought of your partner cheating is gross but knowing for a fact that it’s happening and getting to see it is more disgusting


shes not seeing my tweets they’re reaching the wrong audience fr


My uncle washed my car


It's wild watching a doc, unfolding a tale of many years, folks interviewed & shit. Then BOOM they got a mask on cuz the footage ur viewing is from 2020. I watch a lot of sports, I see folks in masks all the time. That's like going to work. Idk why it's different on a tv show


does anyone wanna zoom or rave tonight or something


I've been super busy getting my masterpiece ready lately: A guide explaining 6 #DeFi investment strategies I'm using in human-readable terms Covers @AaveAave @user @user @user @user & a few others, in a 15-min read And it's coming out shortly


Sorry I missed #CollabTalk today! I had a dental emergency and would much rather have joined you all


me- *starts getting ready* my mom- “where you going” me- “the living room”


such a mess waking up in this fucking hours


waggy is upset im home late but is bein the sweet and snuggle boy...


seokjin : my family wasn't very affective hoseok:


Birthday trip to Spain booked


Wonder how many follower imma get after that venting I just did if any lmao


Robertson’s jam has History! Boy


i just found out that i live in the least populated county in all of illinois


When I get over my anxiety and my life calms down a bit, I want to start drawing again. Drawing is always so fun


My condolences to everyone morning right now. I’m here for you if you need anything


Power apps


ION B FUCKED BOUT NUN CAUSE I BE SMOKINGGGG WEEEED NAH FR


I lifted weights for the first time in 8 weeks today. I easily lifted 20% more than my previous max on almost every one on my first day back from my surgery. Crazy how big of a diffrence having blood flow is lol.


There’s someone who I haven’t talked to in months & she’ll pop up occasionally by liking one of my stories but today she’s replied about skz & now we’re just chatting kpop


Beast mode the secondddd i get cleared to workout again


Imma sucker for some healthy, thick thighs on a woman


This Allah plans


IM IN MY OWN BAG


My favourites of League 2020 regular splits: League: @LEC Team/s: @FNATIC & @TOP_Esports_ Owner: @cArn @sammathews Player/s: @RekklesLoL Coach/s: @mithygg Caster/s: @sjokz New fan of: @selfmade_LoL Feel free to change sections and tell me yours


oh god, the resignation honours list.


That new UGG feel


I think hell is on earth right now here in Merced California My vacation to Seattle next week cannot come soon enough


I’ve drank my teas and took my vitamins. Ate 3 meals today and drank a lot of water. Let’s see if I do it again tomorrow


not me and Angela sending 1039382938 videos on snap to each explaining how we became an army


1) Press 5 & hold until it changes to ⁿ 2) Dispose of the phone if u can't do 1 above


Taehyung ended the live so we can focus. Such an angel


I’ll be 21 this year a lot of shot gone be set before that day watch


my thing is as much as I been out , working two warehouse jobs and a seafood restaurant , I had to have had Covid alrwsdy before because aint no damn way


CDC this CDC that how bout u come CD dick


Booty rubs are so therapeutic


oou it’s the sexual tension between me & clocking out


At the end of the day, people will assume as they pleased. Let them. Have a glass of coffee and watch. Learn the pattern, give them the version of you they had in mind. Play the role you've given


I love raging bitches…I love them even more when they are upset that you tell them they are a raging bitch


If you want it, get it -A Leo’s words of encouragement


I got my own fa don’t need security in the club


Having my way has always been my problem


To have a shitty day at work....only to turn around and find an issue at the END of the day that’s gonna result in you having to do half of your work over tomorrow....I’m FED TF UP


I want a son so I can call him grandson! Like Von


My mama want me chill I just keep on sinning


Feel bad for throwing away food for a little off smell because it's wasteful? Instead of saying it's "going bad" or "rancid" just change your terminology. Now it's "fermented" and "filled with probiotic cultures." Add some hot sauce: boom, lunch. Follow for more culinary tips.


'sup with crypto bros, bt¢ maximalist and eastern block having selective reading & understanding on history of finance & economy. . . intentionally reading just what you like/support your think tank of past events is equal to shooting your own feet.


cutie i.n


Cause the joke that you laid in the bed That was me and I'm not gonna fade As soon as you close your eyes, and you know it And every time I scratch my nails Down someone else's back I hope you feel it Well, can you feel it?


There's been a lot of blinking in political interviews recently. Think that's quite telling.


In luv w mr pmo


Of course it’s starring my favorite cousin in the whole wide world!


We be otp till I hang up she call back


Make your money, mind your business and stay otw


My parents celebrating their 30th anniversary are goals


what’s for breakfast kaya


Why do guys ask for your pictures if those very same pics can be found on their social media pages?


you can’t kick someone out of their own place


Hotel sex with the AC on blast is what I’m craving


Sometimes your blessings ain’t meant to be shared


I’m tryna eat food and smoke hookah tonight but also make money


Let me hit a banger tonight


Lashes & Shades On Hand #Fvsu


That ball from Mane tho..


Lembrei-me de ver highlights do Steve Nash


How's everyone's Tuesday been so far?


Our president said play college football...what we doing?


TL is so positive today


My bf telling me I pamper myself more than anyone he’s ever met, love that for me


I’m so proud of how calm I am now because old Ricki woulda threw my drink and this foo


I’m so nervous for laneone check in. Hoping and praying for a low number


Can't believe I haven't been jailed for giving out relationship advice


Smokeathon


Once I pull up don’t start actin goofy


The embarrassment of sending an email to 50 people instead of your advisor


i might hit yo friend if this shit dont work i aint got time to wait on u


just realized im listening to the oral cigarettes album i hadnt gotten around to yet


Now I remember why I don’t get on Tinder


I cheer for my fellow SWers and support vocally as much as I do because no one did it for me when I started. I was bullied coming into the industry for years so here's a reminder from a 8+ yrs SW- Cliques aren't cute. Putting other SWers down makes you look like an ass.


Baritones are like the bisexuals of the singing community: misunderstood and underappreciated


The things I’d do to Romeo Santos


Do you really want a guy with money or you want the money ?


You can never go wrong with WWII theme movies.


Bruh... small ass world


i’ll cry until the candles burn down this place


I slept in until 10:30 and then 2 hours later I had a 4 hour nap. What is wrong with me


Seth Jones has played 40mins


at least i can use my brother for his switch now


Hey guys! Please tune in to TVJ All Angles on Wednesday December 28th at 8:30pm for a special interview


Awon brother "dont be shy"


This week has just been a lot.. it’s only Tuesday


How much of a nerd am I if I just spent an hour watching videos on google sheets formatting techniques?


I’m sooo irritated


Insterstellar, for like the 13th time, still me when they talk about anything “quantum”


I should’ve stop to buy woods when I was out now I don’t wana go out again


my theme is so cute


let me stop telling mfs my bidness I just be want to vent but now I’ve came to realize that I can’t vent to everybody


woojin said: fake it, till you break it


nigga post durk everyday on his story


Benny the Butcher - No instructions


This human just said "what happened to shawty lo, he fell off the face of the earth. He probably done spent all his money". I didn't have the heart to tell her


Pick 1 or 2 skills and establish yourself with them. Be a simp for them


School Mad Fun But I Just Be Missing My Girl


Sorry if i did ruin your timeline


Lmao I always go back to my baby daddy. Prob cus we’re still married


The way Christian Walker rants on Instagram and then stops mid sentence to order Starbucks is hilarious lol I love his sass. We would definitely get along


I seriously hate the humidity


What Bad Bunny say: BYE ME FUI


gon and killua friendship is so endearing


Honestly I don’t know if it’s really God that created me or na angel just use me do experiment


just unblocked you whoever sent the cc


Very well played @KVBohra It’s better to come outside with grace and honour rather than downgrading yourself for the sake of win.. at least you have guts and heart to stood for wrong against women. All the best for your future


El Chapo really escaped twice


where the heck do ppl get post it notes printed that they can sell them so cheap??? i swear i’ve dug into every corner of the internet and everything is too expensive to be worth it


I thought my biggest issue with a 3-hour class would be feeling extremely hungry but NOPE it’s that I feel like I’m gonna pee myself after every hour


True Obibini dey rap but Amerado won’t disappoint. You know what time it is Beef Alert


I ain’t gonna lie, as a saints fan I’m hurt right now


“If We Don’t Have You, We Don’t Have Anybody”


It seems like the more I unsubscribe to emails the more I GET! Ugh


“big titted freak horny as hell” um I have a name you know


When I win, my circle wins. Through knowledge and resource sharing, step-by-step info and real talk. Normalize sharing tips + info with your squad. Stop sitting on your info!


The government say younger people are taking too many risks. Says the one who encouraged us to eat out to help out


I love treating myself


Hated By Many Confronted By None


Falcons signed a lot of folks for one year deals smh


I’ve unpacked and put away my luggage, this is a show of commitment to not leaving LA for a long time.


I’m so blowed. Gotta pay $1300 for my car over a small but intricate fix. Throw the whole car way away atp!


i ain’t trying to rush it, we can keep it low baby


I think @JesseKellyDC has been waiting for months for this day of Kamala’s nomination. I’m totally here for it!


I just had the most amazing pulled pork for dinner &


So glad I stayed awake for this meteor shower


Honestly if you act like bickering toddlers I have absolutely no room for you in the war effort. There are literal children with more mature discourse than the shit that gets flung around on this site. WHAT are you doing & when did your capacity for embarrassment die?


Everyone just having babies now huh


Not that it matters one bit but how is that a yellow card


Reporting my stuff now I’m in Facebook jail!


But Cal weak man


rookie mistake keeping the slack light on freight vultures always wait till the end of the day


The creamy ice cream mochi’s don’t hit like the sorbet ones. Passion fruit is the best


Our little group has always been and always will until the end


lied about hopelessness at the doctors office


.@ColourPopCo can you guys please rerelease WYD bc I ran out of my last one


i wanna watch studio ghibli movies with them


I just finished watching Heartstopper for the 2nd time this morning and guess what… I am currently starting all over again


Hey guys! If you live in Manchester and you love singing, creating harmonies, scoring songs like I do, then feel free to DM me. We could all meet up from time to time to sing and work on songs together. It’s surely gonna be fun and help us ease off a-bit.


Either I don’t feel a thing no more or I’m getting better at hiding it


I have this habit of picking up and putting down Genshin, anyway…. Guess what I picked up again?


I’m just trying to live with my boyfriend already


when they said take me to your best friends house….did they mean…….what i think they mean


6 am na and I still haven’t slept.


#NP @theweeknd "Save Your Tears" #2 on the 4 play at 4


House Of Gucci for the fashion alone is


Cried like a baby at 13 reasons why


TIL you can’t respool 120


At all times, we have to appreciate the value of humility. Just recall that however tall you may be, you can't see tomorrow.


Utd through there didn’t even try from that rebound hit it straight at the keeper on the deck? #LIVMUN


What if there are other planets with living things and we on earth are the actual aliens?


My gf stay having me do HER college work like girl


just like me they long to be close to you


i know @user is st8 but he so fine


Still cant believe how can someone do that. Seeing all armys being so freaked out and having anxiety. I'm so so sorry everyone. Go take a rest and breath. Everything will be fine


Actually proud of myself today


I got one word for you guys who are getting ready for Madden 21 .... MABLE


. @IGGYAZALEA hey bestie , it’s my birthday, send me the IATSC audio


I don’t understand how people eat BBQ with no sauce


we have successfully recovered from my nephews birthday and we back to losing weight


my toxic trait is everytime I get some money in, I feel like I need to treat myself and blow it


my niece just came over and grabbed a handful of uncooked pasta, put some salt in her mouth to “season it” and ATE IT.


Var needs to do one


You cant spell beautiful without "UTI"


I wish I’d stop getting sunburnt at work, not feeling the disgusting farmers tan I’m going to have.


My financial aid check came in... ahora si amonos al jewelry box


I wish I was on a boat getting 1942 poured in my mouth


new coworker is racist and believes non binary people are not real


Yeah, Roswell, New Mexico was a big nope for me with that threesome. Also, thanks for making me kind of hate characters I previously loved.


Ima start planning my lil birthday shit next month


Now explain to so many adults even knew dream in the first place


Definitely can’t wait to see Iy’lah I miss her


finally back to working out i just miss going with @user


This boy sent me nudes while I'm at work. Now I'm horny. Wtf


Dentist... Even cleanings make me nervous


Happy Birthday to my dad. He made me the asshole that I am today! Love you pops


Olivia Giroud is 11 goals away from becoming France's all time highest goal scorer.. Mainwhile Anthony Martial has scored only 1 goal for France. Levels


Who's your bias/wrecker? monsta x: bias(ULT): wonho wreckers: shownu, minhyuk Got7: bias: jaebom wreckers: all tbh but YUGYEOM THO day6: bias: dowoon wreckers: brian, wonpil dkb: OT9 DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE drop an emoji and i say to you 4 groups


My daughter calls the White Walkers on #GameofThrones Ice Zombies


MY BABYSITTER IS A VAMPIRE IS ON NETFLIX?!


I wonder if Klopp will be talking about any of the tackles made against the Leicester players after


Nothing worse when it’s pissing down and your works van has squeaky windscreen wipers


almost just said “thatll make ya pussy throb” to my gma


feeling religious today


Support my pinned lomls


I had a long day yesterday, about to have another today and I can’t sleep


I love amazing long strokes.


just spent almost 3 hours posting concert vids nd pics on my ig story ONLY FOR ME TO DELETE ALL OF THEM BCUS IG DECIDED TO CUT 2 VIDS


Just got out of my first final exam of the semester Unrelated, but any wealthy older people looking for a soulmate?


Actually Eating at home more seem like you grocery shop so freaking much


How do you say “buen provecho” in English when someone is eating?? Is it really just “enjoy” that’s mad dry lmao wtf


That random 30 minute nap after 11PM is going to haunt me til the sun comes up nhe


I had to take my piercing out at work and now it’s closed, that just gave me a whole attitude


We posted something earlier about Washington DC explosion. It was incorrect information the tweet & video was taking down.. @user We do apologize!!


the starbucks by my house is open


ang weird kumain ng cooked salmon


Candied fig is the best Kroger Handsoap


My bro dming me about how much he love this girl and want to be with her and whole time I’m on her close friends and she posting about her tiktok crushes. The shit y’all be doing man


Baby @ishehnaaz_gill u r one of the brightest star that exists in this universe you are an epitome of kindness, self less love and you taught me how to forgive on this note wishing you a very Happy Birthday wishing you nothing but love and Happiness


Don’t get things twisted honey


Thank You Keith for lettin us know how people out here getting monkeypox


Just discovered i have to download over 40gb of data to be able to play the Call Of Duty i bought.


Although Ronaldo and Bruno are cooking, instead let's keep the ball retention and pass completion high though innit


Not mentioned on @BBCNews bullet on @user Disgraced Johnson government unconstitutional blocking of opposition right to call a vote of no confidence. Are the minutiae of the Tory leadership, and other assorted issues, more important than the integrity of UK democracy?


Woke up horny, about to use my vibrator in the shower


Its one of these day were i feel alone even tho i have lots of friends Brain you are dumb


My baby is starting to fit into newborn clothes


Season depression? Nah, I got all year round depression bitches


.@ezraklein on @crookedmedia Offline pod: "I think something that we get wrong in politics, is that we think the fundamental question for a voter is 'do they like the politician?' And I think the fundamental question for a voter is 'do they think the politician likes them?'"


It’s date night ima get my man pregnant


CITY GIRL DOR


Uber eats has been trying it lately!!


“Small Soldiers” is on Netflix


Thinking about exploring


I’m definitely buying adult Heelys idc


Steve on the space ship at the beginning of Endgame: well at least I’m going up this time


This is my second time watching Gifted and I'm shedding tears, again!


I can’t wait to transfer Jamal to a different school


Never ever got hit with the 90 day rule, but maybe that’s a bad thing


His first message I listened to the Living Logos. Flames.


Me and @_YungBleu gotta collab on the beats now. Mans just cooking


I think I was born to be single lol


They have 8mile on Netflix


#ImACeleb having a better time of it than joe public . What's the point anymore


nothing worse than losing your favorite hair tie


I love my brother so much he got me rotten just like my blood brothers


Dear @JumiaNigeria Kindly do the needful and refund my money before I report you to relevant authorities.


i love elle sm she is so sweet


Thought Atalanta was supposed to cause us problems


I think the heathen proverb; "Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad", is actually quite instructive.


Tell me why I finally worked out yesterday and now I’m craving everything bad for you


my next shit my best shit


I’m tired of hurting my own feelings over things I should have let go


Just got done talking on the phone with a WA Dept. of Health contact tracer. After answering all her questions, she states my isolation period ended yesterday


Working on 2 crafts, oh they gone tell you to give up one. Don’t be a pussy hoe keep following your dreams


me wanting to play on my eu genshin acc so i can progress it and play with more friends vs me wanting to just stick to my na acc bc im ar 55


Drinking caffeine. Diet Coke before work sounded too good to pass up


I need to go to daiquiri shack


When a Lady gave me her phone and I went straight to the browser and saw Xvideos. I just open mouth waarhhhh... And this girl looks innocent die,.. Fr I never knew girls too watch P*rn until that Day


My soul got purified after listening to Millie’s mixtape


Putting my LLC to work, I’m tearing shit up right now I don’t wanna stop this momentum. Keep it comin


Deciding to do a full face of makeup 5 mins before I’m supposed to leave


I thought I was clean/tidy (and I am), but he beat me!


When mommy is so excited setting up Noah's Christening


Shoutout to @danfavale and @user for some really good Timberwolves content lately. Appreciate your hard work! It shows


Another DM? Obafemi gonna be feeding off scraps


I think I’m over being tagged in those, “Any women in web 3?” posts. I’m so bored, find something else to farm engagement with. There’s no women here.


The words Hubby/ Hubs/Kiddies/Kiddos should be made illegal


Life tip: Worry ‘bout self.


the amount of hate I have for gcse art


You Wouldn’t Know What All I Been Through Cause I Make This Shit Look Well


I've never dated a girl that was a good cook. Maybe that's why I'm still single?


I’m a trailblazer


What is up with brothers beating you up for no fckng reason and then getting away with it


Can someone please link me to what people are talking about in regards to TVD and Gattis not talking? I need to make sure I’m understanding this correctly


I want my wii back, i wanna become a champ on mario cart agn, so much time to spare


Daft Punk - 1997 Live Los Angeles


I want me a filipina


I should work on my calc summer assignment, but procrastination


Very late but... People just do nothing


The new year is upon us! I’m just grateful for life and the journey I’m continuing to improve on ME


Everybody is already out of my life so 2022 is gonna be top tier like life is now


Just not in positive happy mood right now, 2020 is a hard wrecking year for me


Needy girl with a busy daddy. Oh well, don't mind if I do! Touch touch touch!!!


God won’t give you nothing you CAN’T handle, so never give up! Its a rainbow at the end


I really love coming home venting to my boyfriend about my day. He actually gives good honest advice


The Weeknd - in your eyes


my white coworker was telling me about a super target by her??


I can not believe it’s midnight and I can’t hop in the car and get myself nik naks to feed my craving. Like it’s non essential even though my craving is telling me otherwise


New tyler


I woke up 2 hours into ranboos stream and the stream earlier doesent feel real and I still feel like I'm dreaming yayyyy


I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD STARS/FLAMES GAME WILL END WHILE BLUE JACKETS AND TAMPA BAY ARE STILL PLAYING THEIR 3RD GOAL


This new set...


Anybody watched Simran Thirai? Family is currently watching it on tv


Loyalist paramilitaries meet with the NIO and a few days later we hear Michael Stone is to be released


The attachment I have for this blackberry phone of mine.


They will come and post clips and you people will be twerking on the tweets. Overall best in unbiased viewer


i need to get outta broward. These bitches are dirty and unhygienic.


Pet peeve: “Reply All” Not everyone needs to see your damn response to every freaking email you get!


3-1 down take off ur only striker


Who else grieves for what we have squandered? The rise of global recommendation and search engines—of Facebooks and Googles—gave us a 'once in a generation' opportunity to overcome harmful attention incentives. To build systems that amplified the best of humanity.


Let’s all praise the lord today cause that’s what I feel like doing


BRB going to go get me a UBE Shake


Year 4 & I still be lost on what to get him


It’s weird when people follow me and I click their page and they don’t have not 1 liked post about sex. It’s like where did you even find my page to follow it


Gone get me in trouble


Can you imagine a 4 yo singing jobs


Don’t forget your mind is already a battle field


She a baddie with her baddie friends


Do I want some dick or does some dick want me ?


Honesty is a good thing unless you enjoy your delusions...


my sole proprietorships is officially approved


Fuck that my back feet & head aching


IT'S 4/20, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONE AND ONLY EXPLOSIVE BOY, BAKUGOU KATSUKI


He don’t even know that his bitch be all on a young nigga


For the first time this year, I was given presents that people heard me say out loud that I wanted. That means they were paying attention


if the blohsh necklace never comes back... idc bc I already got it


Watching Stay Close... and A LOT is going on


I need some lotion for this commotion, cause that was a rash decision


So many missing people on the tl...sad!


Looking for things for an apartment is both aggravating and exciting


#MASUK UGH Matt is the WORST. Matt + Whitney together make such an unpleasant presence... And George is a monster in disguise


Okay y'all let's not talk about Schumer b/c the ESTABLISHMENT of TWITTER won't like that.


Idk why my attitude been so bad lately like imma fucc around n really get myself into sum cuz of my temper


Captain JT is back


Anytimmmme, You Can Get It


Teriyaki Madness really my go to


All I gotta do is reactivate the gram


Should I share some of my blender render and general drawings here?


I don’t blaze but 420 strokes in a backaz should suffice


Live well, and always wish well for others As good as the intentions come gifts..


Why do I see pictures and feel like I've been there before and have memories that never happened


6ix9ine admits the $2 Million he just bragged about having was fake money


Who introduced you to NFTs? Tag them, show them some love


good morning!! goodluck to all for today


smells like ouid at work


This nigga gone be hurt af when I finally get me a man .


BrBa season 2, you're on!!!


God made us friends because he knew our parents couldn’t handle us as siblings.


i didnt do my jumping jacks


Both my cousins bdays this weekend


I could eat Chipotle guac everyday


My kid really spoiled rotten


You gotta B patient trying to love a person who never experience real love


Hey guys, I am taking dates for this month but since I am unfortunately dealing with some serious family issues I might have to fly out of town in a moments notice, just fyi. Thanks for being understanding


FvCk dUd3, 1t'S jvSt 0nLy tw0 d4yz s1nCe n0v3mb3r 4rR1vEd. c4n JvsT tH3y l3T me l1vE ++!?!??!!?!?!?? xoxo


Not trying to get knocked out by a jealous partner


I love when the universe talk to me


Well, I've given The Newsreader two episodes, but not even the exciting 80s technology and Mr. Mister soundtrack can entice me to continue.


Waiting on my birthday so i can unapologetically act the fuck up!


Nun of these hoes compare to me. Most of these bitches be fans of me


Clothes Came In & Im In LOVEEEE


Ik all my American oomfs better be waiting for the #verdict with me for the #DerekChauvinTrail...


Abt to finish this edible cake and take off my nigga


yo Taco Casa is not that bad, i forgot how kinda good it was


aight goodbye my entire timeline is gonna spoil Wildflower for me so i’m gonna leave for a few hours


//OMG there was this ad for how to get better sleep and it said "don't let racing thoughts out at night". But I read it as "don't let racist thoughts out at night".


Let's give appreciation and flowers to the ones we love and be good energy so it can spread


Once we get to 100 followers, we’ll release the official giveaway


Juuls nicotine products are more potent and addictive than tobacco cigarettes


Eweeeeeeeeeeh, the incessant drags of social media comparison should rest please, I just finished writing Family law, I for like breathe well.


Man just dey standby for video call almost 30 minutes. Who dey pay for this data like this


Rd Time is passing day by day but there are no hope of new job vacancy. While this govt is much interested to close opened vacancies & remove all part time employees. Shame on congress govt. #भूपेश_सरकार_धान_बोनस_दो @bhupeshbaghel छत्तीसगढ़_राष्ट्र्वादी_संघ


Let me have some fruit salad


Tariq really having to many hoes


I’m finna try a frontal pony


#CaliforniaFires I see so many idiots going online and saying shit like “good make the liberals suffer” or “California is so stupid” like how insecure do you have to be to go on the internet amidst a tragedy and start talking shit.


It's the fact that it's 3am and instead of doing something that's due tomorrow at around 12pm I am scrolling through Twitter for me


Everyday I miss u I miss u.. I'm here too u can't do anything


I don’t remember ever drinking water until high school


idc i had a açaí bowl and strawberries and peaches today for breakfast. (because my chicken salad didn’t last long in my stomach either that i ate for lunch)


you know that’s its fake, if it’s in the news


not to be dramatic but like deadass whats the point of life


hi guys im gonna try to be more active on twitter


I feel like everyone’s tax money is going to Disney


Nothingg's never impossible....the wordd itself says "I'm possible" remember that. #GemDroppin


Epic scene when destroyer slaps Vegeta‘s wife


just told a student to read #goblinmarket by isabella rossellini. who’s ready for #AWP20? this grrl right here


This heating pad feel bomb


Kylie Jenner does pregnancy announcements so well


Why did I think it was a good idea to take 19 credit hours this semester


What does it mean when your boyfriend homeboy be loving your story


Thanks for such a good day on Valheim! Off tomorrow! Gonna post a sweet walkthrough of what me and @user built today


what if i edit ep 5 of moon knight to exile


used to be in CAT sweatin bad like we was in the field! now im in a climate controlled warehouse gettin paid more &doin less


I have my moments when I miss LA


I think libre talaga


I Hate overthinking. My heart.


I just found out that my neighbor died from a drug overdose. He was 29 years old, a combat vet, suffered from ptsd and used drugs to try to cope. I am beyond sad hearing this. #addiction #Veteran


want got eliminated sooooooo time to stop watching swf


Good morning I dreamt of taejin


“we don’t jack rats at all; this the first rat we jacking” WHAT SON


I can't go on my Sungwoon account my moots there will think I'm crazy if i start ranting over there


distance running in the rain


i love good morning kisses,Can u guess which lips?


ooh I love a good thunderstorm


If we follow each other and you're from urban planning Twitter we have to get ice cream if you're in Fresno Sorry I don't make the rules


The shit y’all be liking be fuckin’ my timeline up


im a big suckaa‘ for dat old skoo typa love


We had a great time hearing the @user Boyd Sports presentations today! There are some bright futures ahead for these students in the sport management world!


i have an essay due on friday and i haven’t started it yet bc i thought i had time until next friday i’m k¡lling myself today


People who follow christianity always trying to argue with me


Whenever someone posts up that they’re in samoa my initial thought is “Amuia oukou” but then I look at the flight prices and it’s “Leai amuia me” because fk off if I’m gonna pay almost 3k just to go there & pay $6 for petrol awowowow leai faamolemole


my fyp is starting to become filled with very attractive girls and i’m not complaining


Should i post my osu clips here?


first they will give u butterflies and then mental trauma


But tonight! Me and my friends we got money to spend


We really gonna turn up to the World Cup playing like this


Motion picture


My appetite still big even after the baby


Wanted to work out tomorrow, but then remembered I’m getting my hair done in the morning... Workout can wait until next week


Ugh the glue from my bandages has gotten stuck to my steri-strips, so I can't change it without ripping everything off. I guess I'll have to leave it there for a couple of days then.


They took nero


im going to sleep, ily all gn


Tue May 19 2020 21:32:11 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time):


I wanna see wha new tricks you've learn.


What Some people don't See is that it has nothing to do about looks, relationship, hair, clothes whatever...it is really about how your fav touch your heart with their voice and lyrics and their personality


I already have this account set to mark my media as sensitive content and now Twitter is putting a warning on every photo as if I don’t.


I cannot wait to start a new gym membership


Just watched the BuPro ep 8 and it gave me so much feels


Not everyone’s favorite unproblematic brand Lush funding anti-trans groups


me messaging everyone I know to make a Ticketmaster account and register for presale


Just saw that the fantastic writer, Peter Straub has passed away


say wellcome to meeee!


so glad my nigga gone come through regardless


Thinking of John McGinn tonight , hope he's OK


Everyone want to drink tequila today


freshly retwisted dreads in braids or a man bun >>


Aye, I’m RAW as Fuck


Gonna go follow all my followers back


fig is a little prick who chews my things and keeps me awake at night but I gave him some popcorn earlier and I can hear him eating it with his little tiny teeth like tiny baby


Max is such a supportive friend oh my goodness


Really proud of @holotaco for pausing shipping because of #COVID . You have your priorities right


I don’t care if we have a lizard as a president just no more orange


Just finished Ertugrul, a bit repetitive with the storylines but was amazing. Started watching in the summer… Over 500+ episodes 45 mins per episode.


people have multiple struggle accounts and i haven't even been on pj sekai struggle yet


I’m making ramen and egg rolls tonight


If she ain’t my biggest fan she a dub


The night bus driver is blasting a Czech pop remix of Petula Clark’s “Downtown” so this officially A PARTY BUS also I’m the only passenger and it’s like a lil party just for me


how do you even tell me no? like why don’t you just say yes


#Arsenal fans, how we feel about the Rams in the NFC championship game? I’m hatin


40 likes n I’ll Post my Titty Tuseday


I need to find some lash vendors


“They said it cost to be the boss so I expect to pay the bill”


Genuinely forgot to text someone back and now it’s 6hrs later and I’m too embarrassed to answer


i got restricted am i cool now


all I’m saying y’all is if u out here voting for trump... yo pussy stank and ur dick small.


Just a hug from you can change a lot of things.


There is never a time I use < or > without first googling the meaning of each one.


Man I needed that nap


friendly reminder that yall can hate zayn stans and defend louis without being racist or cruel to zayn


I wonder how many people have texted my old number thinking I’m ignoring them lul If this has happened to you, like some of my other friends, I sorry it’s not personal & lmk


Bremer


men are so basic. all u have to do is smile at them and boom u pay less for weed


Had a fun time hanging out with my friend today (while still making sure to be careful around one another). Nothing like good company and good food! I'm also really glad that she liked her birthday present, the Sailor Moon x Colourpop eyeshadow palette was a good choice!


Today on a call, I was referred to as a database wizard by a user... This might be the sign I needed to justify the wizard tattoo I’ve been thinking about


Getting my baby today


Heading out of town, see the team after New Years


I hate when she has to work and I’m off and vice versa


I love cash app HA


Trans People Are Stunning


Fair play the parklife line up is absolutely banging


I’ve been holding off this conversation for 3 weeks. Finally had it and they said “ok no prob” I will learn nothing from this


If you're calling someone to give them bad news please make sure they're not pushing the speed limit down the highway


Just droped banger montage in my ig chcek it out


I wish I could sit and watch a movie without getting distracted


Teddy took Faye back???


9 in 2 games, 13 in 3 against united


a lot of mfs like the only version of you, that u allow them to know. So when somebody loves you for all of you, you better get. it. together.


I wanna lose weight on my face SO bad ! like gimme that skeleton look for halloween


Good Lord I don’t want to hear what I’m hearing rn


.45 don’t like to tussle


I wish we all could work from home. My mom works at a grocery store, brother works at Target, and my other brother works as an EMT and transports to several hospitals every day. We live in a small house so if one of us gets sick, we all get sick. It’s just a matter of when


Na that dinner slapped! 4/4 meals


Damn Book tho


I’m going to try again in 2 weeks


I thought Jeremy Hardy was married to Helen Lederer. And I didn't know he'd died.


from 1 and 2 to 3/3 real quick in just one school year


It’s the fake butts that’s been set on the wrong size legs fa me


So let me hold both your hands in the holes of my sweater


should i just accept that this is What It’s Like or should i keep spending hundreds of dollars on therapy let me know in the comments!! & remember to like and subscribe


Yeaaaaaaah faaaaaaam


i need pants


Potato wedges have to be the nastiest thing ever created.


Idk What’s Going On But This Ass Is Poking Today. I Like Dat


These old people have been holding meetings and strategizing in preparations for the 2023 elections, Nigerian youths just finished watching and analysing big brother Naija. Then some so-called youth candidates will start speaking English on Tv a few months before the election.


This Kumericanz dey spoil @GHOneTV


Bad bunny dedicated a song to Kobe


send the wire you can get it


Art From Future got accepted to #KiuasStart, and today we start taking our progress to the next level with @user


Might finally use this platform to its potential.... get ready to be called out


Deepthroat or Duck Duck Goose?


I want some real good cheese fries


210 westbound backed tf up


God is Good God is Great Thank you for this food AMEN!


My win for the day was finding my favorite pasta sauce at the store, after WEEKS, perhaps MONTHS, of it being out everywhere


money the only thing on my mind


Imagine if your penis never stopped growing and by the time your 80 you have a built in cane


Ima turn your life to a meme & let Justin Laboy post it


The urge to move my little family to Salt Lake City is much stronger than I thought it would be....


i got they hearts in my pockets no bully but i can be bullying a whole lot of shit . Push me to the limit


I got a sunburn going on a walk during my lunch break


Pray for my girl @user She ain’t dead. She just got her Insta taken down


I didn’t know pets were allowed in the student union


Good morning love @kimpoyfeliciano . Breakfast ka na love. Wag papa gutom love


fundy simp moment


I meet a sugar daddy at every job


Even if 85% of it bs


Airlines trying to recoup all they lost during the pandemic in one week


this one has porn up and down my tl no sir


just updated twt why does refresh sound like that


You can invent the best tech or intention to build a blockchain. If only you see it as the best, no one else and no one uses it, it will still fail in the end. The strong eat the intelligent


been sad for the past few days haaaay


My turn to host the zoom pub quiz for local buddies. Anyone done any cool wacky formats since lockdown that I could draw upon for inspirations?


Exchanges running out $QNT


Hi, I think I’m dying ?


Bitxh lift me N I’m glad she did it


Screaming “we outside” in a music video obviously shot at the crack of dawn when you knew no one else would be outside is mad funny to me


i only fuck wit bitches if they pretty


They say one thing and then their facts are the opposite


The Census wants to know how many people will be *LIVING* at my address come April 1st. #knockonwood #COVIDIOTS


YOU DON'T SEE THEM COMMENTING ON THAT BUT THEY'RE ALL OVER THE OTHER STORIES LIKE FOX NEWS BEING ORDERED TO TURN TEXT AND OTHER DOCUMENTS OVER TO SMARTMATIC REGARDING THE 2.7 BILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT AGAINST FOX FOR SIDING WITH SUPPOSEDLY TRUMP'S LIES ABOUT THE ELECTION


anyways, Justin clearly picked celebrities Jazzy loves and listens to to put on that video, and if u’re hating on it bc of some dumb beef that only exists in y’alls goddamn head, then u’re a piece of sh*t. I said what I said


its all ending i gotta stop pretending


i talk too much about graduating next spring for someone that is 4 weeks behind in the semester


Before u embark on a journey of revenge make sure you dig 2 graves


thinking abt how the tuna sandwich from subway wasn’t even tuna…


1.) wake up 2.) hop up out of bed 3.) turn swag on 4.) pour milk in before cereal


Ready to leave (1)


I’m on the alt black girl thread… So women wear elf ears in real life??? It’s a popular thing???


ALT FASHION AND GENERAL ALT CULTURE AS A WHOLE DOESN'T COME FROM WHITE PEOPLE THAT'S JUST ANOTHER THING WE HIJACKED


the way i’m making my family dress as different harry eras for my bday


so i assume y'all don't know about auditions? ok


Kapagod...... Pero laban pa rin!!! Goodnight everyone!


She woke up and chose CONFIDENCE


damn just visited the jaw surgery doctors and they basically told me to throw my whole face away


Chat while texting


Progressing at a pace that im comfortable with cuz it’s my life and smd, disrespectfully


Dear Lord, set a #fire in our soul to keep us motivated, handle those who have a #frigid heart towards us, send send someone who has a #warm, genuine spirit & get #cold ppl out of our personal space, relative or not


Hey @Foxtel in these times of dire politics and world situations, I’d love for you to bring back West Wing for me to binge on


First team to respond i will buy their team pack @OpTicTexas @Mutineers @ROKKR @LAThieves @LAGuerrillas @RoyalRavens @BostonBreach @Subliners @SeattleSurge @TorontoUltra @LasVegasLegion @ATLFaZe And possibly their merch


you all are probably TIRED of me


First online pulmonary rehab session this morning. Wish us luck


Coach gave me a hug i Damn near cried


chance to win a trip to the 2021 Celebrity Crunch Classic game #CrunchClassicEntry


I texted Wisnu happy Monday. He didn’t even correct me because same.


I hate when my orders don’t ship in a timely fashion


it my friend wanted to me to peg him i would, because he is my FRIEND. idk i guess im just different


Ugh just when you think tr*** couldn’t get any worse


Ok ok, lo acepto, soy bichosexual


Wtf have I just seen...? Timo Werner gets kicked in the box and it’s given as a foul against him... Sorry what!?!


“Wyd for valentines” hopefully a dinner date n get ate TF


Done Online Banking


One of my coworkers got me a pizza from Tace Buds and when I tell you that shit was bussin....


its one thing making fun of painter of the night and killing stalking and stuff but how do u genuinely like the characters / enjoy them ...


my family’s ballots came in today. im so jealous


these thigh high/ knee high socks are so cute


I tried doing a Bob Ross tutorial but I couldn’t even finish it because I don’t have liquid HWITE as a base and I just


My hairloss is not getting any better


Imran jani always #BehindYouSkipper


Khona isthombe of something being made in a pot and I feel sick everytime i come across it


Body weight workouts until the gyms open back up


I’m diggin my job for sure


Is Shrek the greatest multi-movie franchise ever…?


Dyed my hair red and already ready to change it again


For the first time in over 10 years, my passport and visa is in one book


USA might actually be the best team in this group


For all the girls I’ve talked to day and night. Thank you for your time even though we never met.


I love how WAP is upsetting cis straight men, stay bothered boo


I keep some condoms in my backpack for when we need to fuck


Alhamdullilah... Finally putting my brain to rest after a very long day


Enjoying a blunt in the comfort of my own home


Who shot ya ion kno they got ya way this shit goin man it prolly was yo Patna


October was great for me, I took on designs I couldn't do before and gave my best to bring great output. One day I will pour them out.


They make me not even care about going home no more lol i still wanna go home tho


I want to watch Maid in Manhattan


I left my aquaphor at jakes and I need it so bad but I’m lazyyyyy


Being reserved is a powerful attribute in a man


Happy #PiesDescalzos 25th anniversary


rt for a boost


OMG Modern Family S08E03 has Winston Duke before he got buff


I am so far away to fall in love or to be loved


im watching wall-e for the first time and wth he's so sweet


Finally joined a gym


I was so pleased that I read 150 articles from my reading backlog during my week off, but then I checked my emails today and saw that I had 300 emails


#RIPEddieVanHalen Saw Eddie in concert twice. Once with Sammy & once with David Lee Roth. Awesome concerts both times.


Requesting a “Yoo” from everyone who sees this


Pakistani`s are trending #BoycottUAE so pakis when are you going to return $30 bn loan taken from UAE.


Why everyone kept telling NFT traders are kids, lol. Most of just doxxed people is 40+


The only thing that does sour faster than mix rice is gyal vybz


K OS Bebeee x It's Mariah Baby


when the motorcycle rider gives the peace sign to the car in front of you, but not you


Mahomes is 260 passing yards away from a 5,000 yard season


10 years in the Army 5 years in Special Operations Three Deployments Plenty of time to learn Plenty of time for mistakes Of the lessons I've learned, The most important is the understanding of time. The five key lessons I've learned about time


Snappers Need To Snap Back To Reality That Food Trash Now


She's a 10, but...well she's a 10


-she be fucking me so good, I be wanting to RECORD it


is rihanna really preggo


I was barely getting over my respiratory infection now I have a sinus infection


Take away wat you do for em n watch em crawl back


At the airport but dnt know where i want my vacation to be at


I can’t wait for the way my parents are gunna baby me whenever I get pregnant


why do encitisens keep saying 'their next limitless, their next cherry bomb, their next t7s', its like they're admiting those eras are the superior ones


I’m just tryna relax in my house & my professors keep emailing me more work to do


Pray nobody ever puts a hand on my dog because all the proper shit will go out the window


you ignore people for a year and a half bc you were depressed and they start ignoring you back the audacity


#WandaVision will sure have a very sad moment.. I can imagine it already and will cry if it really happens


Just tuned into Horrible Histories whilst channel hopping, it's bloody brilliant! Haven't laughed so much in a long time. What does that say about my mental age. Children's TV at 73.


People are stocking up on red days. $FCGD, $HPIL, $MSPC, $EFIR, $HAON, $PRMO. Crazy volume persist


Mom said my new name is Linda cause I don't listen


So excited about the new Bronco!! Reserved mine today. I still have to wait til next year, but I'm getting closer to driving the new one. It's so beautiful!


unironically not morbidly depressed and feeling kinda good


gettin new phones is nearly impossible because u need a verification code


The whole album still bumps greedo didn’t have to go so hard but he did thank you


Can’t wait to turn my den into my Steelers lounge


Having to doctor on Kenzie while I don’t feel good either


Feliz fase 3.


your anxiety is lying to you. you are loved everything is okay.


daniel craig was looking like something at that pool


Watch my picture end up in the family gc or facebook


The blurry feeling of liking with the spam


Gisele's DMs right now...


what if grant was not only in tom swift, but was the ace to tom’s nancy?


mano a aragon e a seymour sairam do cast de six, to bem mal


May post some vintage baseball later if anyone’s interested. Or may wait until @user epic thread tomorrow


Covid got ya boy


u ever wanted sb who didnt want u so bad ?


everyone saying how kind ej is


Enjoying my 1st McDonald's coffee. Not bad for 99p. Patiently waiting for the EV to charge. 99p to charge the car. I'm not going to complain about that


you can think something is good while also being a poor take on a character


Once again, Chelsea destroyed my evening


Lord knows I can’t do funerals


Food so good I bit my cheek


That Rashford skill


I’m not good at giving directions unlock the door I’ll ride with you over there


My child needs a nap and so do I! But she won’t take a nap!


it’s almost 12am rn and i’ve been watching buzzfeed unsolved for like almost the whole evening and now i’m too scared to leave my room


qqq insoportable


I really don’t be caring , I went through them Dark times alone


october boutta be a good month


Lemme cash in my cans first and after I'll spoil you


yayyy disney next month


Hey Twitter parents who have school age children. Teacher here. Please, for the love of God, have your child read the instructions we post over and over in various formats. I know this is frustrating for everyone, but oh my goodness, teachers are collectively going crazy.


Don’t go outside of yourself, stay within yourself and develop... go ahead and shine from within


I was broke so i had to get busy


“You have no reason to be depressed.”


There's a few DII/DIII programs that would greatly benefit coming over to the NAIA


I should really wax the ‘stace


It really sucks not having any one anymore to go to talk to someone about your day at work and just little stuff.


Burna Boy's intro to All Eyes On Me still remains one of the best


Has anyone ever made hot chocolate with…..chocolate milk


You don’t see a chance to win over 500 $SOL every day, and with 10+ winners


Follow me on sc @user or quote this w your sc name


I pray C*vid doesn’t f*ck up the rest of our lives


I log into my AC island about once a month and it's getting old having to kill roaches every time and listen to my villagers go WHERE'VE YOU BEEN but


Pagi semesta.... Have a nice day


i hate when people talk while i’m watching tv like it can’t wait


Well done Skip........


today is a tough day for news-addicted moms. reach out, be understanding, make sure they don't take too many of the expired pills from a surgery 14 years ago. we can all get through this together


someone wanna give me 400$ for Birkenstocks


yo I’m really sad about takeoff. fr


I don’t understand why men be having girlfriends and still trying to talk to me. Like NO, that’s one thing I cannot go for!!!!!! Men disgusting


When a woman start having a short tolerance for you bro you should already know what time it is


sy laper


i just can't get u out of my head


love how my parents pretend to care about my mental health but their only "solutions" are telling me not to spend sm time on screens


So sleepy & I have another meeting at 8


I’m so obsessed with Brent fiyaz I gotta meet him this year some way some how


Bitches ain't happy seeing confidence on another woman's face, they just gotta ruin that by rude ass hate comments ugh


I know deep down, there’s a baby in me


I love seeing “black owned”


It’s a sign I’ve been eating rubbish, the B12 headaches are immovable


bagg verse in unjudge me


Having to complete training for suicide prevention for students as a teacher and being able to pass the tests without paying attention bc you're hyper aware of your own risk factors and warning signs


2 more years if it's already enough, I will definitely see you in person Bangtan. Please wait for me


You know that you are starting to feel the effects of a big week when you start queuing early morning emails to yourself instead of the whole staff


lol ig ill be gettin drunk by my damn self


Pop a bottle


God bless people who work outside


I want sushi but there’s not a single sushi place that’s up to my standards around me


being sensitive is now illegal. suppress that shit kings


hahaha poor boy doesny realise how psycho he’s made me


gago ang hot ni sunwoo


When are we talking about raphinha?


I know why Joonie said oh on Weverse…he saw those gahdamn polls about kewchie eating on his stan account


Broke my 7 day fast today. See y’all next Tuesday when I do it again


Life is Ertugrul and I'am Gopcchi


Borders closed cases still increasing madly everyday wdf is we doing then


Maguire is not the Devils. He is just a fucking sissy clown who act like one of the Devils


Anyone else notice the light stays out a little longer


good morning oomfs^3^


Getting trouble at work for being on my twtt


So many injustices everywhere in the world man


$NFLX Nimbus clouds forming on the 1 miniute.


I know no one cares but I finally hit a 315 deadlift I'm so frickin happy rn


Full Time Accountant during the day & Part Time Student at night … yeah who signed me up for this


Got the ups by luck that’s major tough


when was the last time you streamed for the love of new york?


i will be passing away now


This wind got my allergies going wild


Good going @youtube @instagram using mercury retrograde as an excuse to infiltrate my streams / profiles


One like and we dropping the second podcast episode of GGs only, what’s up


I can’t get over Cornelia Street live from Paris. The PERFECTION!


At this point I’m gone need 2 sewing machines


bitches r weird as fuck


Snapchat memories be showing me I was happy a month ago


Really missed @user daily FaceTime calls, now to get wine drunk with @user via FaceTime on of these nights


I want some seafood... like some crab legs, some shrimp... in those bags


140 foot trench done!


That moment you realize the love you prayed for is turning out to be one big lesson.


I feel like watching that set of games during Soriano's second stint with the Yankees when he could not get out. When he was a cheat code at the plate. What dates were those games?


Ready for another HF600 hearing! Let's legalize it Minnesota!!!


The wood guy called back! Guess I won’t have to resort to arson for a s’more


Its a rough day today my brain and body hurt


Magnemite is mean


I hope the tired and sad thing I feel every day is over


Hiiii people be confident


why don’t my puppy listen to me. i hate that.


How are we doing people? As I new Gundogan owner and having played Soucek it’s going alright for me!


sooo who wants to help me pack


the end is gonna be dean knocking on lisas door


Yanks are always Checking in


Kid A got a tooth removed today and they used nitrous for the numbing. He is now the sweetest, calmest and kindest he’s been in months! Wondering if I can pay the doctor for weekly access to this magic stuff.


Andy walker just said dykes put the ball away from the keeper, it literally touched him as it went under him


sometimes i think abt making a masterpost of anime men i would quit lesbianism for but ik some freak would come out of the woodworks and take it too seriously and try to tell me im not a lesbian


The fact that Janice Dickinson admitted to fabricating her Bill Cosby rape allegations then sued HIM for defamation of character and got a huge settlement


My check engine light and tire pressure light came on at the same time.. ima just stay my black ass in the house. My ass ain’t supposed to be driving anyways


shealyn really offered that man $40


3 weeks of school left until winter break


I always go big for NYE but this year is depressing


I don’t care about who doing better then me. I’m doing better then I was last year. It’s me vs me..


11:11 @user Love U ate Ellie


Not to sound cocky and shit but me and my bf are an attractive couple


Oh man, imagine betting Bucks -8 vs Wiz and then seeing Matthews, Middleton, Bledson and Donte just get ruled out?


It really been a long time since I sucked dick


I’m done with the jokes now about homeboy. Hopefully he has learned now. Ion wanna drag it and fall into toxic Greek twitter


I’m watching Glee again for the first time since I was at school - Scheuster’s wife is a fuckin boot and I’m only on the very first episode


I’ve never dated someone who could keep up with how horny I always am


i be chillin wit the heater on 80 degrees


The best part about nursing school is making the friends I have made. I just hate they’re all so far away.


Why do I drink ice coffee so fast


I really hope some people get chucked in a blender


no way the iphone 13 is being announced when i JUST bought the 12


Last time I had braids it pulled my hair out


Urias looking dominant


there’s one thing that i could get rid of that’ll make me the happiest and i can’t


I guess, I am not late for the boxing, Okay time for shopping


Not gonna lie was already kinda meh about the flash movie but now I just don’t even want to see it. And that kills me because Batfleck is top tier


Being at the gym in an outfit , I would of never saw myself wearing out in public ... is a whole workout itself


Wearing Ashley’s resting bitch face today. Now no high schoolers wanna talk to me and ask questions.


Never again mag cocolor ng black


I am completely baffled that someone butchered my first name so badly. He also butchered my last name but I'll give him that one since I have a hispanic last name, he has no excuse tho for fucking up on vero like I'm so disturbed by how off he was


How you a barber and only take cash app


It’s so hard to find dick JUST FOR YOU in Atlanta


I've raised the PR. Time for me to review it and merge it


The love i have for you is indescribable.its really crazy.


First time on am exercise bike since starting #Kaftrio. I've just realised that for the first time I can remember, it wasn't my breathing that was holding me back - it was my muscle strength/stamina! What a feeling, time to improve that


Aimee Lou Woods goes up there with my fav girl role models


Don’t even feel like going to preseason , need the opener with that much suspense


Trying not to have a breakdown in the obgyn office rn because I’ve gained almost 20 pounds in the last 2 months and weigh almost 200 pounds


i could never fake the front. I’m me n that’s it. You either like it or love it


Everyone wants to go to mars. I wanna go to planet PSO J318-22


I’m very good at sports except physically


Soooo many of my old subs have been reapproaching lately… was it something I said?


Not sure how to describe the feeling of being charged additional "resort fees" by hotels on top of their daily rate + taxes


What Vanguard Needs: - No/Lower SBMM - Anti Cheat - Console FOV Slider - Better Tick Rate - Custom Emblems - More 3 Lane maps If I missed any drop them below


any n!ggas wanna rewatch the boondocks with me this summer


What is one of your biggest pet peeve? Mine is when someone is about to tell me something interesting and says never mind.


$AMC Apes panicking here


Kodak being on Kendrick album got FL niggas tweakin, saying he can go bar for bar with Dot


I thought I was ready, I guess not. But I'll always be here. Love you @BTS_twt and ARMYs


olivia is literally just jealous of riley because of kio.. girl ur the definition of petty for cropping her out


It just took me 2.5 hours to even open my lunch today let alone take a bite. Phone and email wouldn’t stop, staff kept coming in needing help. Happy 1st day of school


Be my peace, I already don’t got 30 bands


Whats up, You are so amazing~ This week is going to be so good for you~ Goodbye Beautiful~


Give ppl their flowers while they can still smell them! Life is a gift, we are all so blessed to be here


Lads who pout on pics give me the fear


I’ve never gotten a tattoo bcus I’ve always told myself idk what I’d get but I do know. I just always cared too much about everything. Anyways, appointment set up for Saturday


Y'all, normalize following prompts!


I’ve been thinking about it and I actually want a boob job because after breastfeeding Liliana, my tiddies aren’t the same anymore


This Rubis drink is dangerous


Adding a legacy contact on Facebook feels like I’ve just written a Will at the age of 24


So Edc is in two months?


Im so obsessive i just hide it so good lmao


niggas be sick out hea.


yo i swear everytime i breathe it’s some dishes to wash


I’m looking for a unique wedding gift for my future wife. I’d love if y’all would drop some recommendations! I’m having a hard time


Another dose of late night anxiety to keep me awake, woooo


it’s only so many times a person gotta show me & ima show them who casting the mfuckering show


Always maintain your integrity. Never compromise it for anyone.


Really not sure if I have the mental capacity to endure the rest of the day


over here watching i got the hookup . i love this movie


How to get Twitter in Nigeria all fired up? Get 2 well known celebrities to fight themselves and watch as their followers spice things up. Fear Women


$SPY 446+ EOD


Dr’s appointment went well! My rash is benign and likely caused by stress. The ibs symptoms are also stress. And I got some anti anxiety meds


Gimme some dick daddy I’m sad


Lately I’ve been loving all pink everything


i want to clean followers/following bc i see people who i don’t interact with or they don’t interact so um what should i do… without feeling bad


Cmon Fried


Gotta leave it all behind


My two year old toddler gets more excited with new shoes than toys.


does anybody know how to do philosophy


Soon as I get off work I go from one computer to the next and immediately start my hw


If I don’t come out Katlyns gonna be so mad


I do the same shit with paintings .. I have paintings I can’t even hang, cuz where tf I putting it?! But I love them so bad


Watching everyone getting married and starting families got me all warm and fuzzy inside


The whole Covid narrative is collapsing in all directions and they want to talk about “top secret documents “ (same thing they used on trump) and they want to talk about gas stoves. Simply incredible amounts of ignorance in todays United States. @JedediahBila now eggs….


Steak & lobster for dinner tonight


Found a blue face in my sweater.. wellll then


Those movies the reason people think Batman a hoe now


HUNGRY AF but don’t know what I want for a pre-dinner meal


I’m always gonna make sure my peoples good


heyyyy hes telling us to vote though great reminder everyone pls vote


So many corridors, doors and downward steps to get to my London hotel room tonight that I think I may be sleeping in the underworld...


There are folks that have spent *over a week* of their lives building in @user


DM me for Only Fans


be3t Wilson w jebt saint maximin


I am supporting my siblings in anything and everything except becoming a bitch ass cop


Shanols noy


If many young entrepreneurs understood their local economy they would be far in the business sector.


What is this rubbish network Spectranet has been giving for the past two days


#BBMzansi Not Big brother constantly reminding them the diary sessions are a safe space, but when shit hits the fan they replay your diary session


Not all Friendships are meant to Last and that's Okay


I can make your life just a littu better


Idk I think it's illegal to that HOT


It’s a nice day to get your ass ate out and drive with your sunroof down


So the Super League will continue without English clubs


do y’all not see how ironic ur posts ab deriv sol projects on eth are? we (sol) have been doing that with eth nfts for a loonngg time… so it looks kinda corny when u get mad at them for doing the same. iwo take the high road and don’t even engage. they’ll fade away eventually


omg the nye concert is so soon


Watched the last episode of #HTGAWM yesterday. Need to say it belongs to the series with a great ending. Nothing to complain about.


why are you as a grown adult still using SnapChat?


Na 20k+ odds I wan dey play now


I want to go to a boxing match in Vegas sooooo badddd


I walked into a plug socket at work today and now I have a big, painful, lumpy bruise on my leg


I feel accomplished the meeting went great today and I graduate next year life is good


I hate yahoo/yahoo boys. I hate those that makes jokes out of it more


cheers for 100 followers onto 200


Music Session Before Bed ?


i am so sleepy just from listening to spotify in low volume so yeah i will be sleeping now bye bye friends


Dm me for nude


I literally have to call or ft someone while I’m at work every time. It brings me happiness and company. Even if it’s for a min


Come on Germany release the Leopards


I like em nasty, real nasty


now that the lineup is confirmed i have to come up with a way to convince my parents to let me go to expo


If you abuse animals there’s a special place in hell for you. They are literally innocent. I just say a TikTok of a kitten with cuts on his face due to rocks being thrown at him. It literally broke my heart


i wonder what the cast’s favorite artwork is of their characters


Imagine not being able to connect to overwatch 2


Apparently I'm @NoahJ456 's friend cause I watch the #NoahJPokemon channel on YouTube


i’ve remade this logo so many fucking times lmao, but hopefully this last revision will be the keeper


I need someone to re-screw my bed frame and hang these photos, smh. . . . Come back to me, please @user ?


11 hours and 30 minutes until im off of work


I wanna take a shot but it might turn into 4


What the hell is going on with boebert and these god damn elevators in Congress.


I need a second job! My bank account can’t afford me


Let Werner take it


Why are my nieces and nephew’s birthday all in one month


Carooool carooool


eh don’t call my pal a cow


Mannnnnn I did my shit on dinner tonight


Anyone else noticed you don't get your value for money at @asda pumps? 3p a litre cheaper than @tesco but less fuel in my tank today. Fyi @user Kirkton asda dundee


Doubly excited for the next @user not only because of the great content but also because it'll give me my reentry back into the market


Before Kendrick there was Lupe Fiasco


lecturing me about morals like he didn't cheat on his wife with someone half his age


Happy birthday @oxladeofficial Oxygen for the toast then overload 2 for the cake cutting


tbh with you i hate you if you have a celebs name in yr dn bc i like stalking their latest tweets when namesearching


Foden also saves them from conceding


I better pull at least one of Taeyong's photocards this time around!


maguire and england were lucky there.


she ain’t nun to play with


Gonna whip up some stuffed peppers


If you know me, you should know. I’m tryna confuse you.


What can I say, I’m interested...


I’m not with night shift shit


Had to update my smell goods for my 30th


RIP Big Fall Gal, I’ll miss you


Once again Soph’s Perfect Attendance has earned her and one parent an invitation to Sea World. Since I went last time, I suppose hubs should go with her this time


Richmond so small


if nobody got me i know asmr got me


Just realized Floppa kinda looks like dababy


I really wish A’yanna lived here


Xbox dosnt want you to have friends


$SPCE 8.14 right now!


Craving a Naked juice.


Stay close to God


no wonder im so obsessed w tanjiro he was written by a nonbinary person


Misss youuuuu


yeonjung chose maknae exy than leader dayoung lol


We are the only club in the conversation for a title race who has owners bleeding the club dry as opposed to re-investing club earnings. Somehow we have gone from 3rd to 2nd and yet there are people here confusing acknowledging that achievement with celebrating it


I placed an Amazon order! I finally did it! I probably order fun things online like 4 times a year so this is exciting!


I want to love somebody


Leroy Sane always dey worry Top class


Jungkook playing fall guys


kinda want to go on vacay kinda want to date again kinda want a margarita


i’ve gotten so much better at among us omfg, come get me preteens


Rebecca doesn’t really have a leg to stand on it’s not up to @user to speak to her it’s up to Luke. Just shows what karma can do


sickening that i have to work today and tmr because i don’t have enough annual leave since i’m using all of it for my 4 weeks in korea


now i gotta fold my clothes


He reaching for likes,,, damn


We just dropped Dani off at the airport and now we’re all sad


Is it okay if I call you my Pradaaaaa bae ?


If they close the gym again im gonna lose it


my birthday rl in 21 days


I’m never sober when I’m in luv


Sis don’t be sad GO GET A FUCKING BAG


In a way ....


Emotional Chord Progressions!


anyways i see the driver era in 56 days and wallows in 235 days


rlly don't know wtf to do anymore..


2 million confused mfs


Me and @user met on Vine


Finally! A RC of iOS14.5. It’s finally almost time @user


Leave the 97 liners alone


Also Avatar: Way of the Water is like 95% animated, why isn’t it on Best Animated Feature with Pinocchio and Marcel?


Imagine Ndidi and Fabinho in defensive mid


It’s funny when people do you wrong then expect you to forgive them on their time


I’m not competing for no spot do you know who tf I am BITCH #disrespectfully


Judge swinging through hung slider


The FOMO for renegade burning man is real now that I see everyone posting their pics


Okay so dang the Queen ain’t dead?


라켓 소년단 was so good!!! Very lighthearted and fun to watch. I loved the special appearance of one of my favorite characters from Prison Playbook in the final episode.


Tag me when the next leak of harbinger Capitano appears


I was bullied before too by people”I thought” higher than me, it’s indeed best not to retaliate and let the results/achievements do the talking.


Back at work tomorrow, been busy providing a sneak peak into the world of diplomacy. Check Gef’s pages in the morning, plus our site is back in action after a little bit of tinkering over the last few days


Mount! Beautiful


Holy Shit! The magistrate that signed off on the Trump raid request was none other than Jeffery Epstein’s personal lawyer. Does this get any better??! There are a few elites shaking in their boots. #RedTide2022 #RedTsunami2024


Walahi i just wanna graduate


I can’t open these edibles because of my nails


Imagine Jeffrey Dean Morgan showing up in a Kojima game. Hmmmmmm. Will have to look back on this one


Marshal giveaway coming soon


Flight booked. Best feeling


My ass and calves are on fire


African Magiccccc How can you be having flashbacks inside flashback


By Why I Just Downloaded Kik & Remembered My Pw


Im Done Fuccin Wit Project Bitches Im Not Finna Keep Bringin Yo Mama A Beer.


I go to wash the dishes for 15 minutes and all hell breaks loose.


How you aspire to be like someone, get your motivation from that said person and high key competing with them?


ramen and beats


Gladd im Off tomoro’


Apex friends plz?


My new shit finna look sweet


bro I’m tired of playing with players from Africa anytime I’m playing on a 650+ trophy player like damn @BrawlStars just let me host or something cause it’s hard to push when every other games a connection issue


hes laughing


my client tv always freeze when I’m actually getting into a tv series


Quit drinking cold turkey, but ill be damned if i cant put down a damn ciggerate


praying for good enough wifi at my tiny shepherd’s hut in the middle of nowhere so i can catch up on run plz


I am so fucking board. Anyone got anything for me to watch


I got thai food


ghost ship is def one of my favorite horror movies


Love that the fans booed the Dodger players


Latest Rails (6.1.4.1) is (still) able to install, generate app, scaffold, migrate, and serve on JRuby 9.3.x. We test Rails with each release, but it's good to know I won't have to chase down any regressions before RubyConf.


The new house is getting super expensive. I might have to become a SWer on the side to survive.


don’t waste ya time cause you know what you can do.


Romeo is here. #donttelldad #secretsleepover #amiarealwomannow?


Haven’t been able to hold anything down since the 15th


Some interesting stuff on the horizon in #crypto: the move to ΞL2s, real cross-chain dapps (ie @compoundfinance Gateway), DAOs and new on-chain governance models, pieces of decentralized identity starting to emerge. What am I missing?


I have big plans for this account


if u *choose* not to “participate in politics” pls check ur privilege


Happy Birthday @user am glad we made it this far! Keep pushing


I need these student loans people to back off until 2022 I already can’t save money in Hawaii // can’t get full time hours so that’s fun


We got all the ones, shake it this way


spotify is now available in my country


Rocking solo


ohhh, you were disappointed


well, it was absolute hubris to make plans for both Christmas and New Year's


burgers and beer would smack rn tbh


aff mas um show do fleetwood mac


I'm gna retire back to btstwt for a while bnhatwt is way too toxic rn


Girls night around here is FaceTiming @user and @user while drinking wine from AR


i see my gf in 78 mf days bro


So why do we have to pay for a subscription with @GCBulletin just to read a article bit rich there


Dying really don’t sound to bad the way this economy is taking a turn


I do have a cute company name


For some reason my kids think the game of Tag, involves running around screaming “tag, you’re it!” But that’s it, no one is actually getting tagged…


The gang all getting up at this hour to say bye bye o to @user and @nikefagbule


Can I just stop worrying and start living


Crying is my passion


Got my braces and wires changed my mouth is uncomfortable


It's not time to make a change Just relax, take it easy You're still young, that's your fault There's so much you have to know


Brb having an anxiety attack


definitely need a full body massage + aromatherapy before i dip. just for control & dat, ya get me?


sugar daddies no longer hmu now that i’m single


I really could use my friends right now


I think celtic will do alright tonight. I think they will give Real Madrid some problems. Could get a draw or snatch a win even. Definitely don't think it will be the one sided affair that most people are expecting. I'm off to wash my mouth out now.


Today was not the day I was expecting to see the dick of a guy I follow on tiktok but here we are... 8.7/10 would recommend


My grandaddy (watching the news) just said he doesn’t know why illegal immigrants are still trying to come here…his father is Mexican


Maui wowie taste sooo good


Bitcoin May Soar After Current "Discount," If History Repeats Itself: Bloomberg's Chief Analyst @user #BTC


I fighte with someone over “ye cig pena chhor do” and i cant do this aur wo chhor k chali gae fuck.


Lower back still hurts, petang la baru run.


Do you wake up every morning hoping to hear that repugnant lawless fuck’s ass is finally to the fire or are you resigned that this egregious skid mark from hell will get away with it all?


I just read a tweet, with someone saying the ancestors settled and comprised and are blaming them for staying in this country


OBTShawty


Noodle has Nee glowing


Koko make 6 months Thursday & oml imma turnup


This stage of healing I’m in is so...idk I can’t explain it


I took a muscle relaxer way yesterday after work why today im still tired asf?


It's the Nations League. No one cares


Icecream restocked at home.


Still brainstorming how to popup a dialog on mobile without moving the accessibility focus in a web app. Best ideas so far uses the accelerometer. Any bright ideas out there?


and there's katarina swooning everyone


Well... we’ll still be supporting blue no matter who


andddd now i feel nauseous


2023 is less than 4 days away! What are 3 things on your New Years' Resolutions list? Comment below


I wanted to go bed early today, but no, I went and watch Too hot to handle ...


Checa tu whats


Latto & Glo ayyyyy love the southern girls


sometimes i really feel sad but i know it would pass


Got some curry chicken from Jamaican Spice. It was good af. Might have to go back


this mfka better be under my damn tree for this holly jolly christmas


oh my gosh dom is at my campsite


I’m SO ready to see our maternity pics


If GA flips blue, all my followers are entitled to a free titty pic


Se viene y grita como Celine Dion -Bad Bunny. Every time I hear that verse I smile


They want us to suffer.


I really wanna Bey & CB collab…a video with insane choreo


8 RT to vote #BTS, #ARMY, #Butter, #PermissionToDance & #ButterClipe tonight at the 2021 Meus Premios Nick (#MPN).


Why did they cancel my card


i’ll be glad when she get her own car.


Love when a doctor dismisses me


Eek! I submitted my application


I want some small/medium booty length box braids