FaceBook : 1 min ago whatsapp : 3 min ago snap chat : 5 min Viber : 3 min skype : 1 min Imo : Online Quran Pak : Previous Ramzan :( :( A silent message for all Muslims :( #Copy_Paste__If_U_Agree


Mission Impossible snd Rebel Moon mext year, I can't wait


Ordered a book from Amazon and it's been shipped from Germany, that books travelled further than me this year


That man Daylyt been trending since last nite he really shook Battle Rap with that announcement


I want a hello kitty belly piercing


u can’t stand seeing the person u hate at school? try having to sleep in the same room as them for two months


Spinach soup is yummy


Booking for next week


I can’t believe I can’t accidentally fall on someone’s penis right now. Apparently, that’s not considered social distancing.


I find it oddly strange that fewer people complain about my political tweets. Truly bewildering. So, I'll keep tweeting like that, but please be aware I do not separate the two -- they are closely interrelated/interconnected.


This live-score result get as e be


Ain’t No COMING BCK from Certain Shit iont Think Ppl Really Understand that


Watching the movie ‘2012’ ,taking notes for 2020


Why is shaq showing boosie his toes then proceeds to squirt baby oil on them bitches


4 songs to mix and master before tomorrow Father help me


can anyone recommend a good app to book flight with


happy november!!!! my birthday month purrrr


geh*ichou's glowup is so inspiring to me...i remember seeing their old pictures all the time!! and now you wouldn't even know its the same person. i'd like to know the secret tbh


Really stressed today, trying my best to keep it together hoping nobody notices or else they will condemn me...thus making it worse...or console me...thus making me realize my playing it cool failed.


I promise to you one day you will be happy. FULL HAPPINESS


Money don’t make you real, staying in your lane and caring for the ones that love you make you real.


Damn this is a good soccer game


I dont understand why y’all say “no new friends” it be complete strangers who hold you down more than the people you know


It’s sunny and warm out today time to watch Aquamarine


1yr ago today i was fighting for my life working at t@rget … glad i’m out that hell hole


Need a girl in a maid outfit to step on my sore back, is that too much to ask?


Wingstop, you have disappointed me by forgetting my ranch


mfs really wake up nd are jus like “i wanna study to be a pussy doctor” bro what r u gonna do when your kid has job day at their elementary school


Was at a family and friend's party. I tried to convince people that maxing out your mortgage was the best idea and you should never ever pay it off or get a 15 year mortgage. I would give this advice regardless if you are going to invest the cash out in bitcoin. Noone listened


Lowkey miss our vibe


My babe ain't met a real one til now


Omg so true


Also I’m ashamed bc I used to think the dance scenes in Save the last dance were top tier


I knew I should’ve just waited to watch season 5 of @ThePeakyBlinder


Why are you, as a woman, wearing a fitted?


Just gotta take one sip of the drank and i know it’s it


friends, I am very drained n tired so pls forgive me if I am slow to reply. Might take a mini staycation and social media break


Someone mentioned Behind the Bastards recently and I’ve been giving it a listen. Not wanting to minimise what the Hitlers and Stalins and Husseins did but fuck the Harvey Weinstein ones were a rough listen


I literally did a few squats thinking about that lady’s a— just now lol smh. It was beautiful


Boy I seasoned these chicken tenders I made to perfection! Mfs so got damn good


If you ain’t showing no love or nothing THERES NO SUCH THING AS A LINK!


I’ve been watching The Parker’s & I really wanna know what Alize taste like


I sell socks too


I don't like these symptoms that I have ...


I’m thinking yard house for lunch


Nothing better than a big ass pot of Sanconcho for cooking for dinner


Skydiving before my birthday???


Just saw a Dublin City University ad for an MA in Refugee Integration, and yer one says "this can help with careers in NGOs". It's all on fire


the secrets she keeps on bbc is insane


My auntie calling me to tell me these lot are enjoying without me is heartbreaking


"We hold that Roe and Casey must be overruled," Alito wrote in the draft. "It is time to heed the Constitution and return the issue of abortion to the people’s elected representatives."- -can't u morons read?! @user says: "return to the people's elected representatives!"


i am back and will be active again soon!! Apologize for not being active very much i’ve been moving and had a lot of stuff to do for the past few weeks!! -


Yeah my type has definitely changed


Safe to say I hold the talent of parallel parking


I thought my new gym didn’t have my favorite machines but they’re hidden in the corner


#TheMaskedSingerUk I think the badger could be Craig gavllivan who played luke Morgan in Stella is now a west end star he has got a singing voice


Completely agree! @markrsports And the coach should be able to wear a shirt while fishing.


ยังไม่หมด I vote #ARMY for FANDOM DO ANO at the 2021 #MPN!


Well that impossible cuz I talked to her


guys Rolling Stone Twitter is for Namjoon what Magnum Ice Cream is for Jimin


It's always been bout the color not the fact that you just took my shit and tried to work oh mike for free but thanks for a look inside your shit,,,,oh yeah I see you


Wifi being dumb


Too many point we’ve lost in stoppage time


i might love moose moose more than i love michael


absolutely love how galy is on tiktok but hasn’t answered my invitation to hang out


In 1951 Hannah Arendt wrote this: "Totalitarianism in power... replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is the best guarantee of their loyalty." Sounds familiar?


i choose the right day to sleep in till noon


Alright, time to download TikTok to vote for Kibum


Anyone else becomes Triple-H in the shower?


Just got so much shopping done for Drag Wars. Now Lets hope the things I ordered show up on time


Nah @USMNT , y’all selling on not putting Gio Reyna


spent most of the day teaching old ladies and kids how to do an Ollie then jump over stuff. now... I get to spend an evening drawing


When I came back from Disney I had the “ya se les acabó su gordito” mentality, but 2 slices of pizza and one leftover meal later, I’m thinking.. maybe not?


To bad I’m not selfish and wanna share my love with the world


I think I should binge watch love island all night


I definitely just accelerated into a speed bump because I thought about wanting to ollie over it and skater brain took over


watching the watermelon sugar music video is the most ive felt in months


10 NBA tonight


I don’t feel good I think I’m a go back to sleep


Right listen, tomorrow is a new day. Just stay inside. The amount of people walking around my bit today was mental. The quicker we all actually do this and shit gets better, the quicker we can have a banging enjoyable summer! Aye big Boris is a gimp but come on to fuck..


Can BTS please release all their concert dates already hahaha why are they just listing it 1 by 1 how can people prepare and choose


can't work properly.


Staying at home is necessary and I’m good with that - but you get lonely. Maybe this is the time for a virtual boyfriend to send me digital flowers and things. Any takers? Oh well, worth asking....


Djing a live stream for the birthday of our dear friend Chris Lee French tonight. Stay tuned :) Happy Birthday ya wild animal! I LOVE YOU! Thanks @user for putting this together my dude. Let's dance hard af tonight! Ps. Let's get a phat zoom party poppin


Don’t understand how some woman are okay going around w their pants all saggy in the back


Hahahahah I’m gonna fail School this year I’m already behind in almost every subject


Damn y’all still care what people think or say about y’all? Couldn’t be me. I’m in my bag


New Month New Goals New Intentions New Beginnings New Mindset New Money Happy November


I knew I should’ve just waited and got that bigger space


Shiny goals for Psychic Spectacular event: slowpoke, drowzee, spoink and elgyem. Let's see


Emotions are temporary but what you did will stain a lifetime


wine smoothies are 10/10


Old people flu shot done


Shaktar 2-0 Real Madrid ala m... @As_TomasRoncero


As some of you know i have been wanting to try, lets call them "streamer energy drinks". Now i have a tub of @user coming (which i won), and @user and @user following me, i get to try 3 of the many companies and hopefully decide which 1 if any to go with


My friends and I already have something to do each Saturday this month lol.


i really hate how realizations about childhood trauma just creep up on you, like i just wanna enjoy my break at work


I think I’m doomed to end up with a Gemini


I havent spoken to another human (in person) since thursday and let me tell ya i feel like this emoji


#GFRIEND it's been 1yr na pala since my life savior parted ways but I will always be thankful and will always be a buddy no matter what maraming salamat gfriend


Most of y’all not gonna like this new energy I’m coming with


*me everytime i scroll through my games* “oh, apex updated and has a new app cover… nobody cares”


2nd accident I’ve seen in the last couple weeks.


Old user from 2k16 back now


Fulani people are just awesome may God bless you all


Thank you Panda... Dansby..... That Sucked


Hello tweets... How is your day going?


Canos mom writes to me almost everyday to tell me good morning and wish me a good day


20th April has been a historical day all round


I’m annoyed i gotta wait until my off days with is the weekend to do anything


my mama funny as hell I love her


October wasn’t a good month for me I’m glad it’s over


Dying for fruit


Didn’t get to vote as a Texas resident but I hope it turns blue


My car would act up on the day i need to go to my hometown


Started Minecraft for first time recently! I can see why it's pretty addictive. On my solo newbie quest to grind for diamonds!


People who talk on the phone in the bathroom


Nmms my little brother keeps on saying “no quema cuh” who let him


It wont fade


Yo baby grown now


I know the economy is bad and everyone is brock, But why u go flash me for WhatsApp


So who’s paying for haircut at Legend’s Barber when they come ?


Full moon, people getting ugly. All I can is try me at your own risk


Im tired of being deceived by all these food cakes


Prime Konate starts tonight


If you can guess what Carpenters song has been stuck in my head, I'll dm you a s*xy pic


I can’t wait you H A T E U baby cause right now I need you


I just had a nice lil 2 hour nap


“La Tortura” by Shakira for this leg lift


Titty Tuesday Upload On Thread


Idk I’m still pissed at seeing some “armys” say Hybe is the reason music quality has lowered in the past few years when their music never did & on top of that, 875 choose to make that music and projects. To disrespect the boys right after they say they’re musically burned out


My coworker proposed in august and is having the wedding in November. How do you plan and have the funds for a wedding in 3 months?!


If the shoe was on the other foot would you be cool with that


Do they make rose gold guitar hardware?


Oh... been 10 days i am not log in


im gonna get follow limit


My hatred of Tony goes back to about 2004 when he said the West Coast Offense couldn’t work in Cleveland cuz we are a cold weather city. Green Bay has been using it since Holmgren which was well before 2004.


Dressrosa back story dawg


HOLY SH**....what an end...can't wait 4 next hearing...Days of ours Live...All My Children ain't got nothing on this..


I really have 30 audios saved for my BNHA oc saved and haven’t gotten through all of the ideas I have


A couple people who said they weren’t voting went out and voted!


Now, Pompeo is signaling that he wants his kids to be brainwashed with bullshit and lies and not be taught by people who actually know the truth and have facts to back it up..So, Twitter, what is the word for that Pompeo is trying to do? It escapes my thoughts right now..


I love that I got drunk last night had some liquid IV & I was up and running at 7 am perfectly fine


The universe is very mysterious just like you


I’m burning bc zayn’s accent


i wanna go on a yoly’s dateee n then go walk at the dunk pond buh no ones down


i read that alan would always go to church with michael when he visited him during the holidays


whatever gives me the least stress is getting the most of me, its simple


MY FREAKING GRAPHICS CARD FINALLY SHIPPED. It’s supposed to be here on Friday


on a brighter note, I can finally listen to The Drums w/out getting in my feels


I’m looking out crumbly cards I discovered the presents from last year that I put away thinking I’d regift them this year, unfortunately I didn’t put who’d given them to me


Rose has to work at the office now. Not cash money.


Yay @onedirection got their certification back


clarence+pizza


Day 6 of 300 push-ups a day


Something wrong with this generation of niggas


Got my Harry Potter wands


#UCL nights. Dinamo Zagreb upset Chelsea in first matchday of the season


I’m picking Kobe over anybody besides Jordan.. and i bet my team win ships


idols really do lurk on twt... man I hope they don't see all of the drama


guys fyi I’m on follow limit so I’ll follow back later


I can almost taste the crack cheese dip


i’ve been left on delivered since yesterday


I know I ain’t shit! I still size up everybody I encounter daily like “I’ll beat the shit outta cuz” or “this nigga giant! I’ll shoot the shit outta cuz”


Plotted my whole closet today


I want LOL Wild Rift to come out for console already


#BlackNarcissus interesting cinematic colouring in different scenes


Verratti along the sideline


I really hate this fucking virus! It has taken so many wonderful people from us.


Finally get a chance to play Warzone and there's maintenance rn


They might as well give me the rest of the day off and try again tomorrow, work just ain’t fwm


Been reading mangas or watching animes where either one or both of them has no interest in one another but the more they spend time together they start falling in love, and its fun to see who will give in first and confess


Braves rally time let’s get it


I feel Matt Turner’s face


I finally unfroze my calculator


Everyone watching Greys Anatomy again? Or can I blame Twitter algorithm??


You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. Tears come from the heart and not from the brain. To have felt too much is to end in feeling nothing. People keep telling me that life goes on, but to me that's the saddest part.


Why is it that Mnet doesn't add one of the female artists they nominated for Best New Female Artist into the line up for the show?


I hate getting gas alone men are so weird


Vota I vote for #bts on #MAMAVOTE @BTS_twt


It's October... In a normal state, we'd have Indonesia Comic Con and I would be cosplaying with my friends.... Maybe next year?


look at my followe and following counts they r match wow


My eyes was so low on that video can tell I was feeling my drinks & it was open bar


VOU NO SHOW DO SKANK


I don't want gifts this year, I want our world to heal. No more violence, no more hunger, no more covid, no more hatred, no more division. Just love or at least respect


Upper Echelon Mentality.


I literally got so many awesome sono pics of Oliver and NONE of this baby and it makes me so sadz


Idk why but I’ve been in a bitchy mood for the past hour. Like my mood is straight shit rn.


Ready to get married and love the woman God chose for me . My past made me a better man . I have overcome many obstacles to be where I want to be


When I started drinking I always wondered what would be my favorite drink when I go out or when I’m just at home. I have finally found my drink


My third driving lesson today


Dont wanna do nun but win


imma sleep now so goodnight to my domestic babies


It’s crazy what effort people would go through to ruin another mans happiness, some people need to have some hard looks at themselves in the mirror and think about what there doing with there life


I love how multiple people are getting caught off guard about the blues clues video. Bc same.


got the 2nd shot


Where can ya girl get some samoas, I have not seen one Girl Scout


Kathie Lee Gifford's new book...THE JESUS I KNOW...I want to throw up.


Tf i passed out and now I'm awake because of dogs barking so loud


I hope Bart have a better day tomorrow


Is we getting the money or not?? Shiiittt!!! Like a bitter baby daddy


Harrison off for Costa?


Not really surprising that a tweet about ripping my pants is getting more interactions than a tweet about an Arab Muslim student dying by suicide. Y’all are predictable


a year ago today we went skiing/snowboarding for the first time…. never again


I hit the 700+ credit club


You are my starship, come take me up tonight


Everytime I watch Lemonade mouth I sang my heart out


I want back that 6 dollars i use to active that 1 day plan cause nobody wasnt even msging me


Good morning everyone, enjoy your day and try something different


where do y’all find the energy to work out after y’all get off??


i would be so tripped out getting in a driverless uber


Breeding Difficulty is trending...you know who doesn't have breeding difficulty? ....@ChrisBMonkey


Stefanos Tsitsipas deserves all his amazing fans and more. Such a sweet person. Celebrities often don't realise it, but a simple thing like he did today can just brighten up a fan's day. I'm so glad I decided to stan him!


That post a picture of game is bout to get me cussed out


Woke the baby celebrating the goal


i stutter so much i just resorted to not talking at all


the violins in btd and ottr are so heavinly


Another confession. Thank you but I love boys.


Unlock the swag the swag unlock


But I’m thinking chicken stir fry maybe


Idk guys I guess I’m just old and crotchedy but it irritates tf out of me when people blatantly post/brag about going passed “do not enter” signs in national parks/nature reserves just to say they did it and get their stupid picture. We don’t deserve nature


Welcome to the very best of #GotTalentMundo3


Students always ask the teacher for their grades, but never ask for the teachers grades


This Dead By Daylight update is 19 gigs. Cool of them to give us a free copy of the Resident Evil 2 Remake


I need actual friends.


Yo ED warrior's, brave yourselves for all the progress pictures and weight loss chat. Before and afters where people degrade their former body that is realistically your goal body is super hard. January is such a fucking hard month but we will get through it


Don’t know if I want my next tattoo on my forearm, Bicep or tricep


Chelsea don't Embarass me


i love hyun so much


I usually don’t fuck up but when i do


"Cynical interpretation". How does it feel to be *seen* by @AriMelber @SamSeder ?


Most normal people are at work. I’m drinking margaritas midday enjoying 70 degree weather with a book.


Wouldn’t be Spurs if we didn’t do it the hard way


Today I bought some books and was planning on buying some crystals and I forgot my wallet. I want a malachite crystal.


Note to self: stop picking up shifts


It’s very wild how people project their insecurities onto you


Congratulations Manchester United, you only lost 4-0 this time


I could fuck around and sign yo fav up and coming artist


Want ko bumalik leg with melvin


This some bs I swear


I had my bikini wax appointment tomorrow but god really said no smh


I have 4 hours left in Guanajuato before heading to the airport


I hate when a mtf call my phone hear a bunch of shit going on and still continue to talk


I told drake bell to sing Imagine by John Lennon and he didn’t


I love you guys ,be safe stay home always be you


my chloe x halle and anita baker vinyl finally cameee


was worried i'd lose my punk cred since i got a job, but turns out i'm still poor as shit


Happiest birthday, Cam @camerondallas Wishing you more blessings


Tried to keep it a secret but our cover got blown


That $SPY Sell off....


ughh i wanna draw but my head hurts


My insta my WhatsApp is full of wishes, how to give reply now


I experienced bad thats why all the good is happening rn


had a dream that me and pinkman was dating and we tried to do the dirty (it failed btw) and yeah


@ the crj seniors someone take me to prom


I don’t know who to trust anymore


I actually want to see them shirtless too for once at least!


8 years without you @CoryMonteith </3


Life won’t be the same without my cousin


Not me deleting my twt app so I wouldn’t spend too much time on here yet finding my way on the web ver


this user misses chungha so much


Can’t wait to walk outside with my cousins on Christmas


I know how disappointed you are to me and so I am to myself


bold hdm DOING ALL because i’m bored


Jenny is live right now, she has something really important to discuss.


Bruh I am tooooo ready to go to TX and see my girls Ashlie & @user


Brownies de Oreo.


Streets cold but the heat make me feel covenant


Fuck these COD servers are garbage


My boyfriend got my ledos


Some days i need the music and some days i need the lyrics


Jim Harbaugh won’t make it 3 more years.. calling it now. Program going downhill


bad tweets don’t even fulfill me anymore, so much pain


I was going to draw, but the light went out


I’m about to have more money than I’ll know what to do with with all of these problems I’m solving on a daily basis


Want samgy & wings


Bro the penguins are on fireeeeeee


my mother calls me at the same time everyday


Leaving work early to go lobster fishing


Loss after loss , this shit don’t make no sense I’m tired


Some of the shit that I see parents do & other people applaud makes me so absolutely disgusted & you wonder why nobody wants to get married, no one wants children, no one wants to have an actual loving relationship with anybody. I KNOW WHY!


aye you girl in the tight up skirt, way that you move make my heart start to hurt


i love the way TRH does their fried pickles.. super thin and crispy


I cook a mean chicken breast. Always tender and tasty AF


Hiii so this is my backup just in case anything happens to my main


Lmaooo. Cater to the druggie nurse


Gym time with the wrestlers


I’m mad brai outfit so cute but i can’t get a good picture of her


Leanne is my sis pls life is too short omo u tried nah @user


Imagine talking about someone behind their back. If you're going to talk bad about someone, don't be a little pussy, just tell it straight to their face or if we're talking about Twitter, tag them or something, but don't be a coward about it


I need a good ass buffalo chicken flat bread


Making banana bread for the first time in a looooooong time


How do y’all talk to talkative ppl?


Never turning an invitation down to go get Mexican food


#NFTS create strong communities


10 miles on the blades


if i want em I’ll apply that pressure


i’m tryna have self control & not buy any clothes until october…i don’t think i could make it


This lady is punching my feet


oouuu this massage bae booked me finna be luvvv


Only love fan hurt like this


I'm sorry but jaemvm veiny covk kind of got me


is my layout clapped in dark mode


I’m not off til Sunday


biphobes can gth, bisexual oomfs you all are valid, don't let anyone tell you different! love you!


Train cancelled up north so we all pack on another! The only one. They admit the train is overcrowded and they can’t adhere to social distancing but still don’t de classify it so we can spread out more!


I look at Napoli's bench and our bench tonight.... FSG should have invested more in our squad


// would ,,, would anyone like to write ?


Why tf do people come to work sick AF?? Like they give us more than enough sick days here USE THEM.


I stay in my lane in real life. I don’t bother nobody!


Okay GVG used qexpress to ship the items. Hope it won’t take ages to arrive.


Going to try a little @Minecraft stream on @Twitch in about an hour! Hope my GTX 1050 laptop can handle it! Better question is, can the internet I will be on handle it!


Definitely recommend #BadHair.


This video makes me sick to my stomach. You got officers afraid of being shot while children were at risk.


“Samuel, what do you want to be when you grow up?” “Ummm a party!”


6 months ago I was a completely different person that shit blows my mind


MISSING THR BUS AGAIN


If you reply this tweet first i will try to draw you and myself like a fanart


I wanna grill all summer.


I am so freaking tired of existing, I want to live


I barely have any content at the moment and the maintenance is up, so… You can hear my rambles about Luther once in a while


why would he pick me first broooooo theres sm left unsaid


I seriously hate the zippys drive thru line like why is the turn like that


McGregor is on a mad one here! 40 years old


Hot damn. Some women.


Ok so I move into the new place on 4/1. Tickets go on sale 4/2. Shows are 4/8-9 and 4-15/16. Mandy’s gonna be so poor in April.


I’m confused how Velma a lesbian when in the mystery incorporated series she was kissing and going out with Shaggy and was going out/having crush on men in the early live action movies from the early 2000s? I know why Hollywood did it too


People loveeeee f*cking up relationships and then acting like they are not at fault for what happened


Lol he big MAD MAD


irl: are u ok? me: yes irl: are u crying? me: i never cri


Sometimes it’s necessary to pump the brakes, smile & not harp on the negativity that can easily pollute us. Life is better than we sometimes realize.


Reali shoulda transfer son in for salah


New books have been allocated to your child’s online Active Learn Bug Club. Thank you for your continued support


I really wish The Dark Order would get booked as a bigger deal but my boys are just treated like jobbers


here i am, still waiting for bighit to announce ptd on stage manila


Alexa, play if pain was a person by Moneybagg


I’m really hella nice cuz


My sleeping pattern is so messed up. Insomnia is not ok


I think drawing niki almost every day is keeping me sane after boring work


Being nonchalant is not it if you not gone change that .. I’ll replace you with someone else


i posted a screenshot of the new funtcase song and someone responded with “this song made my dick hard wanna see?”


I’m going to get a pedicure and I forgot to shave my legs


I’m not pro working these streets to get killed by em facts


If y’all vote I’ll send u Bryson’s content so u don’t need to subscribe to his OF


audible putting an old man being homophobic in its ad is... a choice


we MUST be back in 2016 cuz y’all clowns are still out here


my body feels so sleepy and tired but my brain's telling me not to sleep and rest yet


I can see why my mom had 7 kids… I always want to have a baby. I love the toddler stage I really do. But I love having a baby.


My cousins are going Puerto Rico


Remember you are a tiny human, spinning around on a giant planet that is part of an infinite universe with infinite possibilities. Whatever your mind is telling you... it doesn’t matter...


Are we gonna score or what Denmark


Her sugar daddy? Fuck him too.


cant yall just be happy jaehyun gets to star in a show or do you not like to see ur faves succeed


First case of corona virus in Madrid has been confirmed


I hate these warehouse jobs barely any females in these mfs


Masks are NOT mandated sorry.... but if you ask me nicely to wear one for you then no problem!


I need to order some good food while I watch the last 2 hours of this Justice League


I’m going skiing this weekend and I was gonna miss the games, thank you NHL


They made the "queen" die of "c0v1d" to prolong the global security state


Another lovely month to get my period I love it


10 years of mental health problems and I still wait until the evening i run out of meds to realise I’ve run out of meds


Being sick is like hell to me


Petri is currently using my sweatshirt as a place mat to eat a raw snack


I got thrown off the bus. Went to cash a check and was charged 12%. That wasn't right


Not a great day today, memes required.


My super power these days is that I can kill mosquitoes with bare hands


Spectacular Smith Becomes The First African American CEO To Reach A Trillion Impressions On Social Media With His Company Adwizar


She be tryna get on my ass like she my bitchhhh


How do I tell the guy who used to thirst over me that I’m genuinely happy for him bc he found a girl and she’s cute as fuck without making it weird


Hey guys I’m preety confused on what the heck is going on with twitter and woojin so if sum1 can explain what happened cuz Chile I’m clueless


i love proving myself right. what an amazing feeling it is.


I Had A Big Lunch And It Was Only 260 Calories, I’m Learning The Cheat Codes


I rap @dreezydreezy verse on “ In Touch “ like I wrote it


trying to buy floor for three ppl next to each other is a losing game thats all I'll say


Happy birthday beautiful @user God bless you baby girl


I appreciate mac so much


The story engagement will improve.


i'm falling for a guy who has a gf


anybody tryna admit their love for me before the civil war tomorrow


People keep on messing with people feelings out here they bound to get hurt


Pep is a condescending berk isn't he?! If they had done nothing wrong why get a £10 million fine.


I would love to know what dimension my favorite retro Ms hoodie disappeared into


Damn bro why are all my boys FUCKEN SWOLE & I’m out here struggling with muscles mass.


I’m sick of this sh*t mane


I still do not have a working ceiling fan .. I’m sick


I hate new niggas. I hate getting to know new niggas. I hate them getting to know me. Just give me back the old one


As if I seen someone write a status on fb saying do anyone realise when we get the vaccine they INJECT us with the virus so they aren’t getting it. BITCH do u not KNOW that’s how a vaccine works u fuckin wacko


So… hanma really was a nobody huh


Days like today I really second guess my career choices.. I just want to travel and make all the money.. #whatislife #ihateithere


I haven’t came in 2 days


My back has been killing me the past couple of days and it doesn’t help that I carry infants and toddlers around all day at work


i see nudy tomorrow


Atp all my money goes to my hair


I don’t trust girls that don’t have female friends. I don’t trust gay men that never had a boyfriend, and I don’t trust ANYONE that doesn’t have friends from high school.


White truffle pasta from Cipriani’s sounds so yum rn


I just did the right thing and I feel like absolute shit about it


Once again TYLER FUCKING ADAMS


Hmmm kids book where a rat that's identifies as a cat ........ FFS


I am absolutely shocked and saddened at the loss of @user AKA Dear Mynx from PlanetQuake. She’s one of the OGs from the early days of the gaming community. She’s such a good person, and friend. She was always there to lean on when needed.


Richard will sometimes make me a breakfast sandwich and they’re always so good omg


I hate when TA’s grade shit and just be doing shit just to say they did it


my bf would make me a stay at home gf if he could


If the streets for these niggas and bitches.... why not have one big ass block party.


Southgate is so shit, what a below average manager. English ole


lrt I want to meet xiumin in 2 days too


Dude it makes absolutely no sense at all.


Hello good morning this is your reminder that your Starbucks drink is 50% off today when you use the app.


Today is a great day 2/22/22


I see the energy lol I’m with it


A significant number of young voters this Election


I think I need to disconnect for a while guys


Knockin out tasks that I should’ve been did


Definitely about to rank up on this new map on COD


i- what just happened


Chelsea vs Bournemouth, COME ON CHELSEA!!!!


So I voted for the first time.. I don't know how to feel


Twitter lesbians are so irritating omg


Gm. Damn 1k followers. contact me for paid shills. Im popular like that.


Expecting a “you too” from someone who doesn’t care about you, hurts huh?


I have the weirdest ads on my tl lol


Another day, another unexpected events may happen.....


How do you people fall asleep at 9pm? I promised myself I was going to sleep at 11pm,,I have been tossing and turning like the sea God please na


Why when talking about the PM @BorisJohnson s conduct, do the Tories find it necessary to talk about #ScottishIndependence IN HIS DEFENCE FFS !! ....#BBCparliament Fuckin


I have my first therapy session on Thursday.. look at me finally taking care of my physical & mental health


Luv you to the moon and to saturn


Almost time to invest in some new grey Puma joggers


I love Lily Collins but how can Emily in Paris get two season renewals and I can’t get Prodigal Son picked up


Body still not 100% but I've never been more excited to get outside and get a run in


holy shit kayla is pregnant one of my favourite youtubers is pregnant


This strike has lasted longer than some people's relationship Sha


Damn I gotta be in a car accident to get hit from the back


i want a figure collection but my best girl yona has literally nothing


You think am weak?? Hell no!!.. I have watched somebody going from loving me to acting like i don't exist.


ok i got a tracking # for my d m t so im good no scam


Van a sacar los Kingdom Hearts en Nintendo Switch


I just realized I have more Grammys than Nicki Minaj and Carly Rae Jepsen combined


Communication trash asf and then you trying to show out in front of niggas like ew


broooo why isnt it moving


Dolly parton induced mental breakdown on the clock


Can i get to the Yamz


Whoever EXO's stylist was for when they used to go to award shows is TOP. NOTCH. They always look so freakin' fine


Whataburger just makes me happy


Tengo a dos mutis en whatsaap


upon seeing hj’s bday md on someone else i jus need to know how it wud look on me as well


Go and focus on connecting your beard


When Joyner said “I work my ass off and pay my taxes for what”


Nothing like going back to school online yesterday for a million assignments to be assigned right away!!


Late to the @user show but @markwahlberg this finale might be one of the most magical ever!!! Good to know there are others who believe in the fairy tale


Nawl ain't none of dhat I'm Jayquan Lydell Hudson oh I'ma make sure Dem dance moves tight asf performance top notch ain't no perv stuff baby rehearsal hard work an dedication


Time , mad series


Accidentally bought a pc from weverse


tik tok reminding me of the fact that i thought draco malfoy was cute


I can’t think of something funny to say but feel free to degrade me, praise me, and more if you’re under 45? I’m a horny bitch slut 24/7 in case you couldn’t tell


Why aren’t you subbed to my onlyfans yet ?


Pls lemme scoop a @user NFT when they drop


Instead of advertising someone else’s platform like onlyfans buy a domain and create a website with Shopify and direct them to that and keep all the profit from whatever y’all be doing on there


Remembering the time a stranger joined my world and was like hey! Let’s do azhdaha boss and I was like hell yeah! Only to realize that I had not unlocked azhdaha in my world yet cuz I wanted to save that zhongli quest IM SO EMBARRASSED OMG


Texas in 2 days


Having all daughters is fun! Stressful but fun


Namiss koto’ @user THANKYOU


just bc some of you are dense LMAO canada is like 2% bigger than the states and he hasn’t been back here since 2018. nvm asia, middle east, and africa. let aussie’s be happy about new dates before you start “manifesting” dates for the us again, it’s only been 6 months


New fuel pump ordered


Wow i can't believe this is just george saying goodbye to his friends before leaving the uk to go to florida Thats so crazy


Never letting myself get down bad again


Niggas talk more than bitches these days.. who can get the pussy quicker these days


gm sexcies


Work in silence and success shall be your noise


God I am EXHAUSTED


“HILLBILLY ELEGY”


He goes Lil Ray again


goodluck nala ha exam later


Never had to use what I got to get what I want, that’s what you call PLAYA......


10 likes and I might drop a cute video


Am i the only one that has never gotten a promise/just because ring? sigh


The Braves have left 14 men on base


I need food suggestions


USDJPY, Yen Crosses seems to be bearish........as predicted


I need to invest in another rolling kit because we smoke to much and I hate rolling


Text your boyfriend "i want a baby" and screenshot the response


Sangria is hitting tbh... I didn't know it was that strong, it was very sweet.


Michael Gallup or Damien Harris this week


My mama done put the tree up


I'm sampling Loose Ends tonight


My fpl in flames tonight


omg I go finally have the feature for commenting


Second time this week I heard of someone from the Bay Area I know getting COVID.


another 'ngarag' day.


Not me painting my nails and doing my makeup so I can start making TikTok’s


New job title coming soon


I find it interesting that as soon as (my) employers were no longer required to pay for employees to get covid tested as often as they’d like & sit out for 1-3 days waiting on their negative results, no one has had a single covid scare/“exposure” in 2021. Not a single one.


“ I wanna fuck you all the time “


Ima be so glad to be off for two whole days …


Congratulations @user you are brilliant @MasterChefUK #MSWarrior


Figuring out Friendships After Motherhood episode is a


I remember I lost my Chenle pc for like 2 weeks and I was so happy when I Found it


Don’t make a post saying rent due when yo rent under $300


A teen said i looked young for my age again how is a 20 year old supposed to look?


$ELYS no brain with 10 banger potential! I'll leave it here like this.


I can’t believe I used to run cross country in this weather


i woke up and why do i hear ready to love in the tone of Heaven's cloud


I want parts of NY Rolling Loud


havent watched the full run ep yet but wbk jin main dancer


Thought the line around the block was for boba. It turns out it’s for the gun store next door


im eternally grateful for the mother i have


so im in this conference room waiting for my manager to come and get me and someone smell like a whole pack of newport’s, im afraid to breathe in thru my mouth....


Manifest your dream life. Anything is possible. Stop watching others do it, & make one for yourself


i wanna have a gal/pal night who’s down


when it’s 4 pm but you still got 8 hours of work to do


These winds have been mental over these past few days I feel like I’m a kite


People are going missing too often these days, only God can save us


i hope my passport picture is cute


i hate being out without lashes but that’s when everybody be telling me my eyes cute


Is Drake and DVSN ever gonna collab again


Good luck @user in your bi-district boys bball game against Lake Belton tonight.


TEACH YOUR SONS TO PUT THE FUCKING TOILET SEATS DOWN! A bitch almost went in


See the bad inside yourself and see the good inside others.


Dey Say Da Ones Dat Smile Da Most Feel It Da Worst...


ah yeah Randi


So much new porn being release soon


never really been a postanddelete typa female. I said what I said.


black haired wooyoung superior


I want my targus pierced


I don’t like having females friends that want you to treat them like your girlfriend. Like bro ima treat you like a bro


pls i thought it's taehyung


Stand up if you love the darts


Watched #ShubhMangalZyadaSaavdhan Haven't watched the first part, no comparisons. The movie was "good" overall. Definitely #offbeat, like all @ayushmannk starrers are. A much needed one-time watch. Kudos for addressing such a topic.


Will draw for primogems


We always have answers for things and seem like the experts at our life. Sometimes we need to shut up, kick back, ask for help and consume real, educated, and valuable advice


Being Black is Romantic


I treat life like an NFL off season. Not everyone can make the roster so you gotta evaluate who can really play and who can’t. Sometimes you need to draft new players, sometimes you hit FA, and most times you gotta make cuts. I only fw ppl that grow with me, that’s how you win


Someone waved at me while I was smoking and crying in a parking lot and that was pretty nice


All this bullshit i see on Twitter


My son and this “No” shit been killing me lately.. really testing my patience but I think I’ve been doing a lot better


My bf don’t miss a beat


I think I am now officially into the colour green


bitches be like “i need a man not a kid” then end up with a kid and no man


Crying bc my dad is making me fix my own car


I really don’t feel like logging back in for class lol


C'mon lads, been 10 minutes since we scored...


Flexing your Donna follow? No no no, send me cat pictures instead it's more important


Working from home is cool until you forget what outside look like.


Twitter we was talking about getting the wrong people unverified not the actual people that deserve it


I used to love Malaysia. I can’t stand her ass now, she wanna be something she’s not so bad.


i would do anything to work at a book store or a library again


Garnacho is everything we thought Elanga would be. Great future ahead


Once I get my hands on this girl, Ima get her pregnant


So the cavity is filled and it was such a small cavity that it barely took any effort to fill. I’m home now and waiting for the freezing to go away.


Bijj mah cupcakes are boom they taste like heaven hehe


I'll go to sleep now.. good night


Likewise the Spirit also helpeth our infirmities: for we know not what we should pray for as we ought: but the Spirit itself maketh intercession for us with groanings which cannot be uttered. ~Romans 8:26


Thank You god for everything ik that was you


I’m really tight I lost all of my text messages


Let me know , let me know, let me know if you’re comfortable


eyoo he found someone else to do the same things as he did to me , and so did I


I’m so grateful lord, because no matter what I face, God has never left my side


Holy Spirit, Best in comforting and therapy


Feeling Red Zone


My birthday’s officially in a week


Im an island boy


skipped my exercise class bc I don’t want to be in a caloric deficit and I’m only tweeting this bc I feel guilty about it when I shouldn’t


Mama got some sexy ass lingerie for Sunday


The woman who hosted the engagement party in SGIT


Last week in Arizona and now they’re gonna have me in Texas


Page 82 of my 365 days: You will also get over what is bothering you now and you will be happy in the end. Kepp faith.


Why do women hold onto men they don’t want a relationship with?


all i’m gonna say is he treated me like absolute shite and has a very scary dark heart


money is so motivating I love it


before grad po please


Cha Cha's 2022 so far... 1. Cha Cha Vans has produced the highest quality metaverse rides on the blockchain 2. 8th week of Wanderlust Van Auctions this Wed. 3. Gifted our Hitchhiker Collection w secondary on ME Next? @user meta-van integration. advice: be prepared


Why is finding car insurance so hard and expensive


Fin du match, #PSGJuve, tout marche sur #MyCanal, le top !


my sister is sick and idk what to do except have her sniff these essential oils


How much money do you have left since this locked down shit been happening??? I start I have 203$


WhatsApp anda caido? How would I know si nadie me escribe


Just wondering how those people who hoarded toilet paper last March are doing? Hopefully really really really shitty


'Cause los bandidos don't cry


Listening to good music tho


The way vacation calling my name


If someone could just say romantic quotes from The Night Circus to me all the time that would be great, thanks.


Ran a 5k today in 31:02....I’ve done it faster on the treadmill but running outside is def harder


White women be like time to go abroad during a pandemic


As usual.. a rainy day in here while at work. Just havin' my late brunch cause i'm supposed to be on a diet. In a while we'll be going up the 3rd fl to continue paintin'. Catch up w/u later.. enjoy the day


Americans being so stupid they don’t understand stoppage time is the most ‘Murica shit ever.


I eat too much & idk where this shit be goin


Wow some people are really so detached from reality like just no self awareness


#IoCConference2020 Amazing conference, fantastic team effort by an amazing group of people


anastasija not liking from home is very homophobic


I been thinking about this strawberry cheesecake all day


Finally Lewa


i’m excited for my zucchini blossoms to arrive.... going to stuff them with ricotta


This new season greetings is so


how am i supposed to do my homework if the fucking gauchospace website is down?! i think somebody tryina set me up


omg my professor pronounced my name correctly like with the accent


But I bet Kim like hamburger helper tho


wait has lemres ever opened his eyes before?


Justin Herbert Just spells LA


I went to the mall yesterday and the security asked for my age and asked my ID for proof (18 yo and below aren't allowed to go out). Sir... I'm already 23


TRAE YOUNG DIDNT MAKE THE ALL STAR GAME LMAOOOO LETS GO


Visual Aid is now a legally trademarked business


I’m so done with summer. I just want this disgusting heat to go away


Free speech is the greatest threat to a corrupt government


It's never the tear that measures the pain; sometimes,it's the smile we fake.


Dropped $700 on a vet visit today


I had no idea spazz was not a good word


Guess who’s got an underglow now


pretty sure diane just broke -


the fact that the only class i’ve enjoyed in a long time is consumer behaviour makes me rethink my entire degree just three years too late


Snotty/Sloppy Toppy


Maybe the shisha is addicted to me


I need baekhyun to get the salon and dye his hair red


I have 6 new pimples on my face


mf’s think they gon come up off hatin on me.. bitch salt kills snails not playas


Well, I'm marking #SheHulk down as a show I have to watch privately in my room...


I gotta stop drinking like this


Stepping out of my box and going to happy hour with a new friend tonight. Look at me


Put my two week’s notice in today. Fuck this job I’m outs


Tuition for them kids probably 50k a year alone


So just on board a Brussels Airlines flight from Vienna to Brussels and they’re doing all the announcements in four languages. English, German, French and Dutch. I can barely speak the one!


dm me on a premium site


I really like tracking what I eat and then entering my workout. Just so I can see the # calories consumed be reduced by my daily exercise. Just this little game I enjoy playing.


After 6 months of applying for two government jobs, and jumping through all their hoops of testing and Interviews, I got both jobs and now I dont know what to do


I'll stay quiet and pray! See you all later... Love you all


my tits are sitting so nicely rn


saw the sexiest man ever today too bad i’ll never see him again


I found the beard thread. Yeesh.


I want them for Saturday so of course I paid for next day shipping too


is it too early to start looking for a winter coat


$ROG fill my order at 1.24 again!!


Aye I been selling more than ever on this new 2k but it’s okay cause once dat Bih start hitting it’s ugly


For sure I'm gonna burst my tears if I'm going to watch the vod


All I’ve eaten today is a pudding cup


this man supports me in so many ways, & i’m honestly so grateful for him.


Excited to be getting back into my creative space and ROOCK this #YouTube thing in the RIGHT way! 2020 loves


I’m working on a tik tok Bieber themed but I hate doing them with neighbors out it’s so awkward


i want a weighted blanket...hint hint to whoever wants to buy me one for my birthday


Losing some "FRIENDS" helped a lot. Now that I'm left with none! I would like to say that I'm alone but at least life's better than before.


Lawyer asking for money but not updating me on shit


i need my lashes, & hair done ASAP


The world is not kind to broke men. Sad but true


Lost interest in watching movies man! Was once a movie Addict why grown up, now I can’t even spend 20min without dozing off or get bored


People get a little bit of clout then start unfollowing everyone , like ok superstar


Can’t beat working your arse off for a small payrise just for Boris to come along and take it off me, cheers pal


A friend who makes you forget about your problems is a blessing


Meek Mill is & always will be a clout rapper. A rapper who has writers. A rapper who steals other Philadelphia artists flows bars & style.


Last song- Isak Danielson


If a con is happening virtually, then is it really even happening?


people asking me to create the gc vs me annoying avari to do it


Selena Gomez just gave the most heartfelt thank you on Tik Tom I’ve every seen. I wanted to cry


I can't imagine how streamers can stay live for 12 hours straight everyday. After my 7 hour stream today my eyes are killing me


Book has been sent for editing!!!


I’m talking about two good topics on my show this Thursday so tune in


let’s all laugh at the bastards


i think my love language is giving gits


Couldn’t Walk A Mile In My Shoes Fr Mfs Would’ve Been Folded


Uhhh i need to move because


Being forced to go back into the office (while US is setting records for COVID cases), even though m the team was more productive at home during quarantine, is a biiiigg red flag


Pogba has been pure class today. my man of the match


U can’t buy talent


To people who need the volume on an even number or multiple of five.. what’s wrong with you?


The only crisis Republicans can ever seem to muster the will to care about is the debt crisis, and even then it’s only when Democrats are in power. Why is that?


So I tried that viral salmon rice bowl thing from TikTok… a bit disappointed


the feeling will be completely new to you


Accidentally fell asleep for four hours


i don't see the hype with matt rife??? please stop saying you'll fake him.. pick somebody else


Damn how come I’m already a junior I stg I just started school yesterday


This Girl Act Like I Ain’t Got A Job


who is this leather-wearing fellow


Oh I am juicing so warm tonight


Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift ...That's why it's called the present-Live it to the fullest


How has your day been? I will be replying


Cyril needs to open up the outside he’s people are becoming toooo restless


Bridgerton is spicy


This smart TV gone make me slap all the intelligence out this mfer if it keep freezing


them colors showing


Just made my mother sum shrimp. They bomb too


rewatching 500 days of summer 10yrs later and i can’t believe i wanted a boyfriend like tom


Que buena es Sunlight con Years & Years


My PornHub playlists are mainly Gangbangs and gloryholes


Did we call up Ademola Lookman for AFCON???


She ain’t got no typeee she like the boss type


jiggy jiggy on deck


My toes so cute & chunky


#SnoopForever Album launch alot of Surprises der, let's make dis a memorable one issa win for us all. #OnTheStreets. Man like @kwekusmoke_ #yieYie #krakyegeng


I lost 6 pounds in 4 days


Tilt tilt tilt plus paki network are soo good


aye keep yoour head up, at the end of the day, we all gonna die


Height : 6’3 Shoe size : 11 Zodiac sign : Virgin Tattoos : 0 Piercings : 0 Fave Color : Crip Blue Fave Drink : Orange Julius Anyone who sees this tweet must quote it with your own


𝗧𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝙏𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂 I'm just checking something out, please could you let me know below whether you can see the two words at the top of this post properly or not. Thanks


Tryna book a trim for tomorrow is looking impossible


We never fucked if I didnt finish


I thought it was late I’m bored af


New Gym Member Alert


This vibes are off. THE VIBES ARE OFF HAHA they hate me


Used phoppylinux instead of refit. Got the results and installing windows 10 is possible after all. Oh well.


Because maybe You're gonna be the one that saves me And after all You're my wonderwall


Omg!! He thinks he immune


Hearing ppl at school talk about how being "thick" is hot


at chapter 11 in FF7. Cloud naturally gets the ladies, he's so powerful


Today at work I tried to drink my tea through my face covering.


Have to wait till tomorrow for feedback


check urself before bashing on a trained opera singer babes


Nothing annoys me more than ignorant misogynistic remarks/behavior and sense of entitlement. Like some dudes really think women are out here doing everything for male attention/acceptance and it’s really not like that my darlings. No offense, but fuck what you think!


might fuck around and wear a skirt


Not me thinking I got off at 1 but instead it was 12pm


Damn…I would have to stop rooting for my #Saints if they somehow hired #TBOW…that’s is without a doubt the move


currently listening to nct dream’s best album


#KarolG voice is so orgasmic like got daayuuum


Going back to Chicago after 2 weeks with my family at home with warm weather, inevitable not to feel nostalgic


Being an adult sucks cause if you don’t go to the grocery store for yourself, nobody else will. And guess what that means?? No food!!


#NationalComplimentDay Ryan Blaney. Enjoy watching you race and your attitude. Always happy to see someone from a racing family having success in Nascar. I saw your dad race on dirt before his Nascar years. Have a great season


So I was able to get my name on the waitlist for 2 dogs, I really hope I get one of them


Okay night bye


My pride and joy


I’m too playa for a lot of shit


Sky never looked so blue


Someone bring me some sunset wings


I had Chili chicken and my chest is burning. I like it but seriously, do they have to make it that spicy? How do people eat it so spicy!? Geez!


#BreakNews The War between #Ethiopian Federal Government and #Tigray regional state just broke out #Africa #Ethiopia #AddisAbaba


Please stay forever Jurgen


Looking for an illustrator to work with on multiple projects Need to be active and reliable, paid of course


i took that astrology birth chart thing for fun but i have no idea how to read it lmao


Mexican with my sisters


I got 2 diaper bags today because I couldn’t choose which one I wanted


not one of my sope tweets from 2 years ago resurfacing right now


which one of my friends wanna go on a cruise with me in May?


Am I the only person who feel like if a mf using a ugly picture to shout you out or wish you a happy birthday is a hater? Or I’m tweaking


just here to remind u i will vore all of u. ok have a nice day byebye -


a bit more than 2 school days left wohoooo


Almost every ultrasound that I’ve had, the baby is moving around like CRAZY and I just know that I am in for it


i worked out last night and oh my god never in my life ever again my hips hurt so bad i couldn’t get out of bed


Happy Birthday big head @user


Just arrived in the world of the Air fryer.


I love pirates of the caribbean


Shannon Sharpe is such a sellout, complete


People who hate u will influence others hate u too


I don’t feel like tlkn to nobody


Job interview lined up today. Fingers crossed that this all works out


I’ve only done readings for my friends, but I think I want to start doing them for anyone that would like one


Marco Silva & Mitrovic are staring big at us this weekend. That's like 2015/16 season when every match became so big for us


Why is it 102 outside


Soooo for sure now I know what week ima ask for my vacation


Still accepting nudes in my DMs btw


Ready for real love not that half ass shit


Dear insecurity... When you gonna take your hands off me? When you ever gonna let me be, proud of who I am? Oh, insecurity...


REPLY W “HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANBOO” I WANNA BOOKMARK THIS


Jacques on #LoveIsland in this challenge


Just getting around to my second cup of coffee.


I think I make the best chili


Wow looks like a lot of people doxxed with us


This man called a C-section “artificial”


I love u like a song bay beh


hello #라키, stay safe and dont forget to rest


Bruh how have i went from 105 followers to 98


16pts out of an available 18? Respect my manager man


literally wanna gag @ my old tweets tho


Who the fuck is andrew tate & why is he everywhere


Sitting still has taught me a lot


This is the last sale I’ll be doing for a couple weeks so make sure to subscribe to my onlyfans while it’s still three dollars!


People from Zachary (that I know) don’t even claim to be from BR


I got to get back in the gym fr


i 1000000% don’t and won’t make small talk w these ppl


Are you ready for a challenge? Create your snack with spinach, veal, espagnole sauce, and linguine


I should really sleep but goddamn pirate bandicoots


Had a breakdown while talking to my teachers and if having it be in front of my classmates wasn’t enough the class is recorded


Watching Barbie as Repunzel right now wish me luck


Miller killer show!


Taking pictures don't know why they taking pics


I love YB


Save the games for the kids


Amazed only 4 children out of 96 in my kiddo's class have divorced parents. Which explains why they keep calling me missus But also means I can't invite her dad to the online parents evening. Either I go or give up my place by giving him the link


if he hurts my dad, i'll break his bones


Do anyone else be glitching in real life ??


this year I missed only 38 days of school, I thought there would be more


No way it took EA 3 days to ban me after I won vs Nightwatch so he can play playoffs, but people who clearly brake the rules and showed hate speech and racism are not yet banned


They really used to play “doin it” by ll cool j on the radio


im already successful so now im chasing dreams


The female urge to move your room around every couple of months


I think the Glazers need to stick with this Manager and squad. They just need time. Years and years


I sit underneath a glass ceiling at work and the sun is beaming right above me


we happy with our relay now and we’ll create a lot of memories. Everyone did mistakes atleast i admitted all my wrong bukannya acah suci mcm malaikat but in reality ur mistake is more than me. u just being funny


Yeah that was a well worked goal


I had some delicious minestrone at an Italian restaurant for lunch and I can't stop thinking about it.


Can't wait to watch the new seasons of The Proud Family tomorrow.


Always gotta be Da’Shon fault


you ain’t seen the best of me, I promise


What an effing waste of a day! And sworn to silence on details.


Hate to be a pessimist. But unless you can remove GREED from human nature COP26 is just lip service. Nikola Tesla had this all sorted 100 YEARS AGO with ‘ZERO POINT ENERGY’ clean free & endless supply but JP Morgan said if he couldn’t put a meter on it, he didn’t want it.


Smile direct said “72 hrs” it’s been a 9 days


The wealth of the richest 1,000 people in Britain surged by 21% (£106.5bn) during the pandemic. And the Tories are going to increase YOUR taxes


LRT Lmaoo Shin-shin san just losing it


we have two different convos through txt and snap


Me trying to film a YouTube video tonight ended in 8 minutes out of focus, 8 minutes on mute, anger, whisky and resigning myself to tomorrow. Someone clearly didn’t want me to make it tonight


Don't know which is worse, all the calls about car warranties or all the mail about selling our home!


Thinking about crazy shit i did bc my ex was sneaky and made me insecure like when he’d get drunk and pass out I’d read his texts and when he’d wake up I’d describe the texts too him saying i had a bad dream and he’d reassure me he’d never do anything like that to me ever.


Carnival right around the corner


thinkin abt dc wildlife


Niggas really made a nav album where they took nav off


I love adding haitian men to my block list bc it really cleans up twitter for me


My dad just dropped off Reese's and Doritos


ilysm val @user i wanna match users with you but i cant


Goodmorning today will be an amazing day


Fbi pilot rewatch time


Antonio literally throwing right now


It be da bad body hoes dat be da loudest !


C9 takes map 1


i follow 27 people who also follow trump.. time to unfollow


Man I mean, can you just let it slide


I’m so impressed with myself. I’m amazed by the woman I’ve become. She’s fxcking incredible. She deserves. At this point I’m my biggest inspiration, supporter, and fan.


There's gonna be a lot of bad reactions to the Max Pacioretty interview but like...sounds like he deserves to complain, it sounds like


I love my friends with all my heart but I am really really really tired of only talking to these bitches EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.


i miss acid giggles


Slightly addicted to horchatas


Lame ass nigga ! Go play in traffic ho


Half a stone down, over the moon


muting and blocking more accounts on a day like this pisses me off


If I want you, ion wanna share you.. not even wit ya mother.. ur mines.. all mines..


Love when my soul and personality are growing


Expropriating the expropriators towards racist break out groups and mobilizing marginalized comrades #praxis


Why pay for a gym membership when you can play tag with your 6yr old sister for free Kid fast asf


Peace to all my kings that got out the game and are flourishing with they Queen


Again, thunder will fire the DJ for playing "Able God" at my wedding.


im trying so hard to like love and romance stuff but i just cant . I cant


Thank the 3 new regulars for coming over last night


I cherish my bread way more because I struggled


yea dey talk onb but cant say dat shyt tmf


water be so damn good


“Lotioning his booty “


i don’t care who get the credit as long as we win


Glitchentacle is a nickname @user suggested. What you guys think?


Kill I jus peeped that Reddit shit they got hella dmv females on that joint


Jesy, we need content. Photoshoots, interviews, promo, somethiiing


I’m annoying asf when I get comfortable with someone


A yellow fungus named Mark swipes Erjern


yall be capping so hard .. like why


Long ball after long ball to Dieng, great tactics Moseley, that'll keep us up


Simplicity makes me happy


if justin had a period, I think we'd be linked


My mama hasn’t asked me what I wanted fr Christmas yet and ima lil worried


On my dog I’m gonna work on a whole sleeve


Lol at my sewing machine breaking


Add a bit of that basil boursin cheese to your ricotta mix when you’re making lasagna


Cant even speak in my own home without getting in trouble for it


Someone who only about 1.2 million Americans — less than 1% – voted for is kneecapping a hugely popular measure and fucking over the entire country . . . Great system of government, nothing wrong here


Just took some hot pics


der Macher von your Name will einen neuen Anime rausbringen???


Cryptic secrets. Four times the chaotic. Little birds twittering and pattering heart beats. August turns to February. 4 weeks of loving you. 21 days in the making. I know for sure now. The red tide did not come. Cryptography. Why am I different?


i alreadfy have a mutual who makes those "oomf is so weird" tweets


I hate bad people who convince themselves that they're a good person, delusional


My addiction to checking my doge has dropped I went from checking every 5 minutes to every 10


Libs like @TaylorLorenz want to hurt and silence conservatives who expose how crazy and mentally Ill liberals are. The only person your exposing is your damn self


i have ginger dressing in my salad today thanks to @user


I feel like i be doing a lot but really I’m not doing enough


How the 5-Stripes claim the victory and conquer the inaugural #AmFamCup


@ skz stylist pls keep dressing changbin in those shirts


my biggest flex is that i’ve never heard someone say i have a south african accent, it’s always american or british depending on how tired i am and how much i slur my words


rrn gremlin laugh when he's with knkn ww


So I’ve been watching #ItsOkayToNotBeOkay lately and talk about about a dang plot twist! The nurse! Seriously!


I cant read She/He pronouns in people's profiles without going Shee Hee like Michael Jackson....im sorry


Nigerian network will not let someone watch Netflix in peace


I’ve been playing around a little at my PWI but they just turned my savage up.


I’m convinced CandyMan is my dad


The reason Johnny Depp should win is because just like how his name wasn’t mentioned, but everyone could imply it was about Johnny… By not stating her own abusive ways as well, she defamed him further by implying she was a sole victim. But he may not win, on technicality.


My neighbors truck wakes up everyday


I need to shop for my bday next week


Class of 2020 DM me if you would be interested in having Kona-Ice at your graduation party


my birthday in 11 days I take flight in 6 days


My shoulder fxcked up


day 1/16 days without kokomi


Does anyone jerk off 6 times a day too? Am I weird for that?


oh my god, i can't believe, i can't believe


y’all wanna come for t4ehyun why don’t u try singing then bae


happiness eps 11


Our President is very educated...zwana the bombastic words from him....#FellowSouthAfricans namanye amaningi


biting ya tongue make you wanna rumble everybody


Keep it private until u know it's permanent


Imagine planting your own whistleblower to expose yourself for not censoring enough so you can censor more...yeah more commie word salads.


that phone call I didn’t want…another Stewart gone


How can someone name herself “cocaine” ?


Big day, spent 2 hrs at our local local medical center getting my boy his adhd meds as well as him having to take a urine test for drugs, (he’s 12 ffs) so we go to pickup his meds at the pharmacy at out grocery store. Bought food and when we unloaded the car his meds are gone.


After umpteen years of using Oystercards, just discovered what happens if you dont tap in or out on the system for 3 days, meaning a product transaction aint’ happening. First, it takes days for Tfl’s systems to notice. Then 4-5 working days to refund it. Ie about 2 weeks.


Lrt I dont even like fighting the hatchlings and now mihoyo is going to make me fight their mom


Stardew Valley stream today think about starting a lil early


.@MatisseThybulle went from an NBA player to a YouTube star overnight. His new channel has 64,000 subscribers and 290,000 views in the first 4 days. I explain his rise to stardom


not me accidentally activating prime and not even getting to use it on the thing i wanted to buy


and now I’m finally having some time to start SPL novel.


Took all the sold listings off my site so you can easily see what’s still available


when i’m having a bad day you supposed to send me cute pics of your credit card info


The only issue I have with iPhone users is the liking texts thing. What tf do I care if you liked my text or not? Especially in group texts. Now I have 25 unnecessary repeated messages and don't know where the last actual message stopped.


Pay my debt off so I know it’s real


SE PUSO SHOPPING MALL


FREE BRITTNEY GRINER UNTIL IT’S BACKWARDS


Trying to be so anxious to get something done I think I got scammed


almost went to therapy but you was all i needed


Being the liar she is she will be a very good fit with Fake FOX!


This 1TakeJay been heavy in the rotation


That nigga snitching that nigga told I can’t fuck with bro


Unfoonk handle his business on real


If you unfollow after I fb don't think I won't unfollow as well


think i’m gonna try and trick myself into liking tuna,, like it’s so low cal but it literally so gross i can’t


You can show me Jujukaisen and Chainsawman characters and I would think they are in the same show


Alyuh I just crack a good joke and nobody laugh and now my heart hurting


listening to green album and finally got to Island in the Sun


I had some jam up hindsight trades today


Haven’t bought a puff bar in nearly 2 months. Proud


Oh word I hit 100 followers, what should I draw for an accomplishment like that??


Got 100% on the first medical terminology exam.


It’s for a price babes.


When my son come in town, all that extra shit is ova wit! Niggas be big mad too. Noticing the immediate switch up. Iont know what to tell ya. My boy come before all y’all


i love idol games but im genuinely too scared to get back into actually playing them because i know i just KNOW i will spend actual money on them


ik were in a dire situation but LAWD shiro looks fine as hell


Excited to see Crumb later in the year


Why are people looking at my LinkedIn from 2013


finally gonna actually use my priv so @user is gonna be my newer ish acc go follow


I wonder what it’s like to go one day without body image issues


Next year will focus on art! Too much development and coding this year haha I have learned a lot but I still have some paths to be walked


2022 not forgiving shìt, not letting shìt slide & it's no modifying that shit for anybody


#YoungRoyals2 Thank you wille for telling the truth


I have now accept that you’ll always have a special place in my heart and life


cleaning this whole house everyday & tending to 2 toddlers & a baby is a mission


I’m a cry baby man I don’t like to see ppl I love hurting


BOTW 2 news and a Monster Hunter character


and if a bitch try her its a cold case


screaming, crying, sobbing, falling down the walls, banging my head


feeling like shit la


Them: "Wow! You've lost weight! You look great!" Me: "Well, my sister died three weeks ago and it's been really hard to eat, so..." PLEASE stop glorifying weight loss/smaller bodies at all costs. You never know what people are going through + not all weight loss is healthy.


If your talents are unusual most people will never understand or value them. Particularly if they fall outside of what is easily observable to plain sight. Getting credit will come down to other things, beauty and the popularity game mostly. It's a shallow, stupid world.


A day well spent! Love my work


Haze give me a headache Hulk or Cookies me please


She's a 6 and mains Fade


Be careful taking counsel from someone who doesn’t have to live with the consequences


First trump, then it seems everybody has classified docs at the crib. Interesting in that where I work, if I did that, I would face charges and immediately terminated.


train your mind to think positive…you will get positive results #GucciGlams


1million kisses


idk who love me but i kno it ain’t everybody .. i can never love her she’s a busy body


Yo! The jurors have reached a verdict on this trial, I am cautiously optimistic!


Temp in Austin today: sweaty


What a day to get my sowoozoo digital code


We were young and in this world, chasing dreams and girls, running from our problems


I think the new Twitter meta might be to just say dumb shit to get people to interact with you. I guess all clout is good clout right?


Honestly I wish I was home rn spending time with my family


People act funny when they want to borrow money or owe u money


Might be in my last Twitter era, this getting a lil boring idk


breastfeeds from u


A @Starbucks pink drink sounds amazing right now


it’s actually funny to me that people w no kids talk shit about parents who have nights out. 1) it’s none of your business 2) parents need their time too 3) some people have a lot of family that also want time with their child so yes!!! if i’m given the chance, i’m going out


My autism and inability to voice my frustrations has just lost me a few friends. Not the first time. Still hurts.


my broken pieces don’t fit in


I’ve honestly had a horrible start to the new year. I can’t wait for this month to be over & just hope that it starts getting better.


Me derrite todaaaaa


i refuse to get packages sent to my house. they stay going to my mothers house


my apartment almost ready ITS LITTY


10 days away from seeing my manzzzz


TWO GOOD THINGS! Infrastructure bill passes and Mr. Cuomo saw the light.


Ahhh 2baba putting on a show


im asking for too much but all songs recording behind in beatcom pls


I really wanted to pot/repot some babies today


I’ll be down there to get it before the week over most definitely!!


audibly said what the fuck


I can’t believe I use to drink Crown Apple


Just closed some of my positions on CHFJPY I left a runner, Sl on Be


Joined @user #StayMoist


Craving salmon


Did I get here in time for the happy ending of the match?


WHEN I GET TO THE DORM ME AND MY ROOMIE ARE GOING TO WATCH THE PIWON MOVIE


I’m glad I love you’


Olamide Keep shining be ti Dia


#LUFC haven't played that well but we'll take 1-0. Game is so stop-start, it's not doing Leeds any favours. Come on Leeds, let's see this out


baby can i get a reeeefill


Hopefully a United and Wolves draw


Anybody speak Korean? I would like a chat buddy so I can practice!


Looking for a gym partner now that LA finalllly opened back up. If interested pm me


I hope you all know how much you mean to me. I started as a Gaga Giveaways page. Little Monsters have always had a special place in my heart. It makes me so happy to spread kindness with all of you. I can't wait to meet all you beautiful people one day.


If Shanklands worth 3 million (he's no) then whats Doidge worth


Me and baby girl are finally getting an appetite


3 months of free discord nitro on epic store


So how do I get the oil on the chicken in the air fryer? I’m new here


I just know I'm gonna be disappointed once again


Short day today! Already out of work


iM HAPPY AS FUCK iN REAL LiFE


America goes to war against countries that look at it wrong, but when it comes to internal relations, it’s always move with peace and grace. Who are we protecting, when US policies have never been meant to serve all people?


Les hommes sont riches


according to cat law, marriage is a sacred union between humans who are useful to cat. and the only binary cats care about is "useful to cat" or "not useful to cat"


Why is this cameraman showing cross and jaykay simultaneously


got these neckbones on


I wanted tacos so a taco date it is


Okay but curling up under my weighted blanket with the love of my life sounds like absolute bliss rn.


White toes ain’t giving what y’all said it would..imma let it grow on me (hopefully) but I’m sticking to my pale pinks and nudes


gonna be a busy day at work today


Seeing that Stoops extension announcement


I hate having thick hair , I love the long length but the thickness is a fuckin NO


my birbs are so precious to me playing with them everyday always makes me happy


I need to decide which birth control I want but they all sound awful


“Liam is my least favorite” “zayn is my least favorite” babe they don’t even know you exist


Maz then fell asleep and we on the way to Walmart


goodmorning last dayyy


I might loc my hair this year


$TLRY Still think we could continue to bleed into July, then rocket through year end.


I added way too much salt to the meat for dinner


I’m eating at the crib for the next two months because wtf


Now I can breathe easy


I’ve lost every single chapstick I owned


This lil boy sleep just like his dad


I can’t believe i used to drink grey goose for fun


I’m so ready to sit in that tattoo chair tomorrow


I’m trying to go to the movies tonight


tHEY DROPPED THE TEASER??????? I HATE SCHOOL


Currently helping an 8 year old with homework...


why are nose bleeds cool to me


Working 10 hour days all this week ; I won’t be complaining when my overtime check hits though ..


okay fun times are over now add me back ahahhahahsah


Eww scrolling thru text with my friends & i was dead ass sad over someone i shouldn’t have been sad over


I just really sat here and ate 2 whole pulled pork sandwiches


I reeeaalllyyyy would like to know where people find they audacity at. Like it’s out of control at this point


Who is ready for such a holiday as the new year ??? me not. I don't even have a Christmas tree!


So funny how the CEOs of Twitter, Walmart, and CNBC all resigned just as the #GhislaineMaxwellTrial is starting


i take pride in being a good ass mother. can’t nobody take that from me.


I also think it’s time for me to stop vaping / smoking starting tomorrow so wish me luck


Bouna Sarr


Morning awak


.You might not see tears come out my eyes but my heart leakin like a Mf


bitches dont really kno how to do hair


4ever that b*txh u cunt


not syd jerking off to my voice


I don't get why people are so afraid of little spiders. I guess I get big spiders witch have the ability to harm you, but all small spiders..


Why do I cry when I’m angry it’s so frustrating


Remember the film Cocoon?


Although if we were fucking in my car, I wouldn’t need to be so anxious, who cares if anyone sees?


You be wrong for cutting a mf off abruptly… but how many times you keep doing the same bs before I beat yo ass


It's 01:00 and I have to try to sleep..I took a nap some hours ago and I don't know how am I going to sleep now


Y’all say The Simpsons be predicting shit but have y’all seen Futurama?


The funny thing is I feel stupid sick take it back


StarStable: @user SO CUTE!


I'm so ready for on-the-job drinking today, but no... I'm a goody two shoes and won't do it... but I totally need it.


Oh Kiddwaya its good seeing you happy


A Bitch Who Always Wanna Drink Is Not For Me .


Just a reminder..I’m him hoe


Im a T-shirt typa girl. It’s honestly fucken rare if you see me wearing something other than a t-shirt or a hoodie


VOTEM NO MUBEAT


Biden placing sanctions on Russia is equivalent to millennial's parenting style..."OK little Johnny, if you do that again, I'm gonna put u n the corner!"...


grab your glocks when u see 2pac


Someone give me a prize, i made a dr's appointment without my mom


may update na


now palang mag ssleep @user


Been trying to avoid these Kobe posts all day


Well now I hear Midland might have to evacuate! These dams can’t hold all the water back.


One Size Beauty's complexion products are killing it! I wanna grab their BBB cream and powder


I remember my disappointment when I attempted cutting sugar for a month and was reminded it’s in wine too


google pixel users sure are deprived of good phone cases


Smoking gas might buss yo brain


Finally trying the salted caramel crown


Do any of my mutuals play Ovipets?


Imagine finding out you have stage 1 liver disease? Same. Honestly, sad about it.


I Want The Jumbo Knotless Braids But I Know Them Mfs Is Not Gon Last


One weird black swan that could actually be good for crypto is the US debt ceiling. If we ever actually hit the cliff and default, then global fiat confidence will be a mess, and so will bonds. So really just commodities left, and most you can't send easily online.


Took a mental health day today, and $BBIG things happened without me


I no longer have a family


I’ll be able to see in two days.


Peter Wright that stunk


Fuck it I guess I’m just gonna keep binge eating today


one thing about me... I don’t play about my food or my time


Grateful that my employees let me borrow their jackets when I'm cold


all these beautiful bodies made my day a LOT better, thank you all for sharing


Anytime wolves is playing against man utd they turn to prime Barcelona. Very disgusting


I just want to swallow some more loads


Why is it so hard for y’all attention junkies to move in silence


If I didn’t have to get zouri I would’ve stayed longer but I’m glad I got to say my goodbyes till we meet again


BENZE BUT


“Work in tech!”they said, “it’ll be fun!” they said It ain’t nothing but a bunch of zoom calls and excel spreadsheets. Lawd I’m going on pto


Went to bed an hour ago so I could read Have spent the last hour fucking around on my phone instead


Some of y’all AirPods look like they have been in y’all ass and not your ears


She laying in the nest , that's why a nigga is Armless...


Chopping and changing jobs lol he don't know if he's coming or going


shoulders are so tense, come massage them


oh no!! #that fandom is after me!!!


wait sukuna with yuji's new scar is going to be super sexy


Come moisturize my feet and massage em with Shea butter!


Guess I’ll start looking for giveaways


Posting full tanks of gas is a flex again


i knew rollin’ ray was funny but my lordt


WHOA! I just saw Debbie Dingle on Fox... what the heck happened? She looks like she aged 10 years in a few months. wasn't she on vacation with Pelosi eating Icecream? why does she looks so stressed?


First it was Ogun rice pyramid project under Amosun.. Next was Lagos Lake Rice project under ambode.. today it was Ekiti rice pyramid Project under Fayemi... Sooner or later the Sunshine rice Factory at Igbaraoke will be re-commissioned as a pyramid project too. @user


It’s over for chances cus feminist avengers has assembled


This summer is going to be all about self love and growing as a person


sorry abt my jay breakdown last night i promise i’m ok now


who here likes olives


when he's sexist


Bought a new dice set today And spent 80 bucks at @MichaelsStores I'm ready for crafting and my DND campaign


Biggest L I’ve taken this year so far is buying a Bills Jersey a day before they lost to the Bengals


Hello 15 hour days


I don’t think nothing hurts worst than an ear infection cause it’s painful & you can’t hear also


Y’all puttin weed in the puff bars?


Rumor hast it that the SG Lab will be attending ISCB Latin America SoIBio BioNetMX 2022 Conference in Queretaro, Mexico #iscbla2022 #bioinformatics #AI


omg @user gave birth to the most perfect baby


You concede a goal, as 5 times European champions you show no aggressiveness?


One of my favorite things to do is ask my friends to talk about their dreams and goals in past tense like they already were achieved.


oh yeah today's raceday is special because it's not only the 2nd @amsupdates race but everyone's good friend @user will wave the


Martes de hot cakes


T-2.5hr to get to 60.8k #btc send it


My GOAT saving Ole's ass again and again


God free me from the shackles of windows


Everything eventually shows up in the light


Applying to become a model on SextPanther - and very excited about it.


Now that we decided to forgive all student debt. We need single payer and wiped out medical debts. #ItsTimeToForgiveAllMedicalDebt


Where’s the reaction Albion??? Fight for f***s sake


I think I need a good coffee to start the day. Or Coffee date?


Been away for a week doing vanilla work. Back to the grind tomorrow to build mine & @user sex work empire


Trying to convince myself I don’t need starbies every morning


On a different social network, I just read someone asking why media reports about the Chauvin verdict are referring to the races of those involved. This person literally accused the news of trying to unnecessarily make this case about race. Um....


I fuck hoes for free neva bought a BITXH


United 2nd in the League yeah. Ole’s at the wheel init


Bighit I appreciate getting so many dates but we're already spoiled pls give other international armys the dates they deserve


Yess Pogs keepin at it with the vision


need me a shawty who’ll run cod mobile with me at any hour


Almost forgot about that tweet...


My back hurt so bad I need a professional massage


Covid lines are crazy rn cause half of the ppl on the line need a negative test result before they fly they’re ass back home or go out of the country. Stay safe y’all


I’ve earned my pay today. I just wanna clock off now


started the darkest temptation


Question ???….how tf do you stop overthinking


I think the league will be suspended tomorrow and Liverpool will be crowned champions. Rightly so


when your dog is just as much antisocial like you


i wanna try something new w my hair and get a boy-ish cut


Please ARMY don't use Rㅌmini app on the blurred tannies pictures ! Hajimaa This app is based on an algorithm that reflect the white centered world we live in. It add to tannies faces : double eyelids, long eyelash, whiten and soften skin, erase and/or smoothen (facial) hair..


Papi really only getting a pass cause he sick but he trying me so bad right now


ya'll mind if i live in my daydreams for the rest of my life? reality isn't doing it for me rn sorry


No Carson until Saturday , let the games begin


Need to investigate this Balesin incident Mr President.. hello Mr President… hello may president pa ba?


some of ppl aggravate me dude...”i want a relationship but don’t want a relationship” either try to love yourself or go get a “best friend”


Damn since training camp


Compramos pizza


no Danuel House tonight


my man better hurry up & get off ya girl wanna have a movie night


Sonic was fun!!!! We were the only ones in the theater so we could go off all we wanted! The sequel’s looking promising


I’m jealous of all of y’all quoting my tweet saying you just woke up from a nap. I too would like a nap.


My cousin keeps saying Thomas looks like Blake from nhc... like how he just doesn’t


Ion gone make you stay, all you do is play. Ion time today


Thinking of saying good bye to the beard. Longest it’s ever been so gunna be hard to say goodbye


It’s sweet that the #FuckYouBiden folks (especially those good ol’ boys) are finally admitting they want to fuck #Biden. Hey, I get it! That record of public service + intellect! Those kind blue eyes!! #keepdreaming #truelove


I think after this is over the world will face a major insanity problem


Everything comes full circle it doesn't matter what it looks like now ,


Happy birthday @user ankul Hope you get the happiness you deserve this year


I can’t deal with a nigga that fly .. ima dead ass trip if u don’t land on time


Bruh am I tripping?? Why am I seeing fake notifications


Am I the only one that get a attitude about working out? My homie be fucking me up up.


it’s ranboo’s birthday???? wwhhhaaaaattt


18. I vote for #BUTTER by @BTS_twt as #TheMusicVideo of 2021 at the #PCAs


Best Premier league 11 Schmeichel G. Neville Kompany Terry A. Cole Giggs Gerrard Keane Ronaldo Rooney Henry Not a shabby team, but could they do it on a cold Tuesday night in Sutton.


Tue Feb 22 2022 22:11:18 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time):


just finished my 3 world tours in the shower


On the verge of finishing The Crown and honestly, I can’t hate Charles anymore than I do


the black sheep of the family eventually turns to the goat


Look, I haven't finished it yet, probably not even close, but uh... Arrancar > Soul Society


I must’ve been eating something real good in a dream I don’t remember bc I bit my tongue & woke up mad as hell. It still hurts


To all the veterinary professionals who are working long hours, tired nights and early mornings. We see you. Your grind is precious. Stay hustling


Congratulations to @user and @user on the pregnancy!! I will babysit anytime!


I had the best quarantine birthday


I don’t even feel like cooking I’m so lazy


Shawn really got a heavy hand


New hoodies smoke!


went back cs why not


Was rooting for Sae-Byeok #SquidGame or at least the final three to win


SPOILED TEUMES HAYS THANK YOU YG


I wonder.. no.. could it, though? Could it work? The clock that recites the news in ska?


I started tearing up thinking about the concert and how all the stays next to us were so nice and we all had huge smiles on our faces


Someone should cum fill me up while I'm just waking up


The way modders in XIV are so comfortable with displaying their racism on the daily


Wow! I spent so much today!


Don’t you ever get scared that someone our age will be in charge of the country at some point


Its hot af in California today gah DAMNNNM


Episode #2 - "Who is Really In Control?" will be out tomorrow!


Wow what a incredible and strong woman Kate Garraway is!! What a hard watch!!!


Same people that were dragging Neco Williams for a mistake are shouting assist over the timeline


would you date someone that works in the same field as you?


you guys I need sanvers fics to read long or short, trope-filled or not, fluffy or angsty, don’t care. help?


jah no if he’s a rapist then bamdubule kancane.. stray bullet for a stray dog


I always get two empanadas from l tapatia in the morning before work


BuffaloBills: We brought in our friend Forge to ask some hard hitting back to school questions!


Low key take pride in my calluses on my hands


We ship worldwide baby


Trying my best not to too listen to this song but it’s not possible


There’s no reason I should be texting the taco truck. This is getting out of hand


Shhhh. Another day


When you get a notif but it’s just another person simping for hammads voice


Meanwhile there's at least three vtubers about 3-5x as big as me that I'd really like to talk more to, but aaaaah >< sjfjfhdjfkgh why is everybody so cute and interesting...


fire on my uber now or later


My man spending tew much time with me. I keep catching him sucking his teeth like an aggravated Haitian


Y’all be acting like it’s hard to mind y’all business


I appreciate Apple Music right now


I don't have any thoughts other than itzy lightsticks and what they'd look like


I really hate the fact that I just had that Snickers bar.


Hugged my niece in front of my dog & she got mad jealous, girl barked like there’s no tomorrow


Tired of the weird shit in this world


so tomorrow i'll be waking up to no bts being bts on stage


now im more excited about bini writing their own songs i know they will deliver my girl colet "ayo this beat is sick lemme try this one real quick" vergara will never let me down


Time to get lit cause at this point...


my throat legit started hurting from smoking so many blunts, I had to stop completely


its so nice seeing someone enjoy a design i made for them and comm art of them


Lee Taerim is definitely getting 4 votes.... if not i'll riot respectfully


Y’all kill the vibe taking things serious sometimes


seeing all these OTF shirts and wondering why suburban girls wearing “only the family” - it’s orange theory fitness


Um hi I love Justin Bieber & pasta with my whole heart


The urge to lift is strong but gotta be good and wait for the doc appointment next week to get the green light


I need some multi color converses


lol today was finally supposed to be my follow up appointment from the surgery I had 4 weeks ago and they really just ghosted me


I dont got time to hate, imma kill em with kindness


Definitely getting it when it comes to me


Ppl so damn weird


Leao should leave @acmilan cos this fucking owners won't invest to keep up...fucking pissed


My producer wants me to come in early for work to shadow him but like I don’t wanna


RESEARCH #Quant $QNT


slide on that bitch , beat his sister with a rake


This 2020 may not have been the best year, but it taught me how to utilize my time. I took 2 online classes in which I had set to take in 2021 & just got a diploma. I even took up a new trade, shit, it even got me closer to fixing my relationship & family issues. #Greatful


Career switch in a very bit


Strike force going crazy rn


I love you - Billie Eilish


Texas doesn’t give a fuck about a mask mandate and social distancing is not real here


tw // drugs i’m abt to light up a fat joint & blast fuck the police by NWA. happy 420. derek chauvin you will never see the light of day again, bitch


I don’t understand why he’s dancing..that situation he was in was embarrassing..still embarrassed for him


I’m supposed to get a phone call today about whether or not I got that job I interviewed for last week


its been gray and raining all day which means ive been in an especially good mood


50k in expenses this month


Adding more $PW here. Thank you oil for a dip buy


I be having to look over my shoulders before opening Twitter on a Tuesday because y’all be having the tit-tayys out


Who actually tells their spouse or partner that they love them every day?


Working with @benwag247 was awesome...Class act and tremendous broadcaster. Thanks for letting me talk you ear off on and off the broadcast. I am looking forward to working with @user tomorrow and Thursday!


will go to hospital later or tomorrow with my younger sister since she’s having fever for 2 days already ( highest temp is 39.8) and i’m currently having colds and its freaking hard to swallow too lmao I hope this is not it


His 1st instinct was to lie


happy birthday to my favorite childhood friend! @user love u


Soo im at the park watching somebody else kids


Days of our lives has 57 seasons ???


These WFH days have messed up my schedule


People really be making fat jokes about Lizzo? That’s so middle school. Grow up


GA of SEVENTEEN Special Album '; [Semicolon]' soon


Me: have a good day sir. Man: you have a better tomorrow... Me:


"Slow Joe and Phony Kamala: Perfect together, wrong for America.” Hilarious


I liked the new Batman


I want to know what is happening on my TL rn but I am too hungry & it’s too late to eat. Plus it’s usually around this time my brain becomes more aware of my account balance so y’all be safe tho.


Tickets all booked for Black Panther


can’t wait for my hot girl summer to begin


I love when my brothers come visit me, they get food & I get weed & my car fixed


Y'all turned a blind eye when Joe Budden was called out for being an abuser... But touching dogs is too far


Chauvin is guilty yay now racism is cured and police brutality has ended


I’ve been outside for maybe 1 hour now, no cicadas


Ok , it’s basically summer down here imma need my friends to come visit me .


Crazy I’m about to be a father


Coworker said she got my baby a big bag of clothes for my birthday


gonna drop out of college istg


i love my boyfriend dearly. he really the best thing that happened to me rn.


Singapore F1 tickets are available


Derek Jeter Card Stock is going to sky rocket in the next year - Don’t say I didn’t warn you


A pretty girl bought me flowers made not my day but my life


tbf you should’ve seen the struggle ive just had trying to complete a word search that was clearly made for 6-12 year olds


I need new business partner who want. Join me


If u see anyone using iphone 6 after this month please seize it


Watching the Witcher: blood origin for the plot and plot only


Catgirl maids.


I came home at 7:20 and my man was already asleep


A tired human.


I really love the movie, Youve got Mail. I haven’t seen it in a few years cause I think I let somebody borrow it.


stolen asf but reply with your zodiac sign then check your dms


Chipotle sounds good rn no cap


“What you wanna do?”<<<<< “be ready at ___, we going to…”


My lymph nodes are swollen so I’m getting sick, I have a headache & my back is killing me….I hate how stressed I fucking get


good morning!! i hope y'all have a good day/night


I jokingly told my man that I need to... ogbeni koshi Ko stfu


q weird


Told em hit him in the leg & make them niggas yo’ size


hope y’all putting ur life savings in eth rn like me


Guess I’ll get up and get my rillos


I got accepted into online grad school AND was offered/accepted a full time position out of state all in one day. Won’t God do it though!!


Yeh dark circles kesay kaam hotay hain?


Ya girl is officially 15 pounds skinnier


I remember when i used to hate cooking in my parents kitchen cause it was so small. Now i can’t wait to visit so i can cook in a decent kitchen again


I like it -Debarge


netflix freud is hot


I ask cali to clean up then she start spraying windex in my kitchen


My man been in the house all day


Longhorn Parmesan crusted chicken copy cat recipe is my fave


Running my car like I got gas


Thinking about launching a new crypto currency with my swell mate Tshawe. DM me if you want to invest in Madcoin


I really hate when you can smell somone sneeze


Hey @Z100NewYork Can you guys please play “Thriller” by Michael Jackson?


Just stop chasing and they'll start noticing it


Can we get to 150 followers by tomorrow morning?


After all the sh¡t I been thru I always wake up grateful & blessed


No matter what size my girlfriend’s purse is, she gon make sure dat bitch is in it


bringing my winwin pc into exam because he’s the math rep in school last time


Home Sweet Home Alone feels like a weird Nick movie


that’s why i motivate myself everyday even on my worst days i still push through


I love these ebt cards cps gave out I’d be having a ball


Weeknd dropped bape and now Vlone merch


Gentlemen that don't leak nudes deserves the world


I did not just read this dumb ass tweet


We're going to federal pound me in the ass prison.


Couldn't tell the world how happy I am


So the screaming didn't work and I still want to die


this man at arby’s just stared into my soul while handing me sauces for my fries lmfaooo I’ve never ever had someone look at me like that he would NOT break eye contact, mans was turning his torso but never taking his eyeballs off of mine


Oh yeah and Fuck Trump. That is all


My hands are cold, who wanna sit on them


Puerto rican fried chicken.


one thing about it, IMMA SPEAK MY MOTHAFUCKIN MIND


I got zucced for 30 days.


I love when coworkers turn into friends


Everything is unfolding beautifully


nikkie is so tall it's hot


If I was the gambling type I’d hit the Casino. I’m feeling lucky today


Playing gangsta on the internet but pusssy in disguise


Don’t be miserable acting like you living your best life goofy


the @user art is actually insanely dope man, one of the best I’ve seen


Imma jus say it. GMs this season felt like Master level content with limited revives..still going to help as many people as I can get their Conqueror & Gild their Conqueror but as someone who has played GMs since they launched the difficulty this time around isnt what it was.


My ex really wish she kept a nigga


Posted 4 times on onlyfans today


Imagine this had to happen during apartheid


also can mark and taeyong rest


I told Madalynn it was snowing and she might have a snow day from school tomorrow. She said but it’s Christmas break. So she called her best friend and I told her the same thing and she says “oh yeah, maybe” and then swears she was playing along.


the ube ice cream is better than I expected & I’m upset cause I only got one


It is okay to have Fear. But: Do not let Fear have You


… y’all ever notice that the niggas that feel the need to ask “where the hoes at?” Don’t ever have at least one attractive woman in their cypher? (Or phone contacts for that matter)


i've done it before i can do it again. if yk yk


Plan what I’m going to do when I win the lottery every week and never win


I'm watching "Dispatches" about Covids unemployment crisis. 947 applicants for one job, it's so frightening. I don't stand a chance, but I'll keep searching like I always do.


Momma duke better stop playing before I cop her a lil audemars piguet


I can’t wait to do tummy time literally my favorite