Umbro 7:30-8 o’Clock I’m Up!


Why do people insist on telling shit like y’all talk entirely too much about the next persons business frfr


I can't imagine how ramadhan without terawih


two broken nails, hair not done, and i’m broke


I love Julia so much and I feel so bad when she doesn't love herself enough


Being awoken by my brother listening to “comedy” in the shower. The shit that man was saying...like not funny...but wholly offensive to women.


Mmmmm, how long to wait on a reply from @virginmedia Ages me thinks. Masters of the con!!


My IG back up but I don’t even wanna be on there no more


Mann who got a garage gym??


You Dey post 4:20 but you no sabi roll


wore my platform docs to work today, and idk if they’re very practical for a childcare environment


omg there's so many things to do after tomorrow i can draw more, workout, play sims, watch anime or kdramas, read some manga


I’ve noticed a lot of business women have Virgo in their chart and listen to Russ


Ronan Glynn: There are no zero-risk environments; this reopening will need to be done cautiously and on a phased basis "The return of childcare and education can't be seen as a signal that other forms of interaction or mobility are now appropriate," he says @user read


i’m just saying when and if lovejoy go on tour you’ll catch me there most likely by myself


WHY IS THIS SO HOT?! BLONDIE ON A PORSCHE 911s


MOTD with @user go on then


Imagine if the Bucks walk, join wwe, and save a rumble-winning returning Cody from a Bloodline beat down. Cody & The Bucks v The Bloodline at feb ple; Cody v Roman & Bucks v Usos at mania


I wish I knew woodwork. Itna shoq hai mujhay iska


If i swing my head & my hair hit you that mean you 30 inches too close bitch


as much as I want to have sexy seductive eyes, when my eyes are low I literally just look sleepy & dreamy instead


My uncle got a puma sweatsuit for Christmas, i wanted one so I looked it up online. I have not stop seeing puma ads since


According to the turnip prophet, my prices are supposed to be pretty good tomorrow afternoon. Unfortunately, my store is being renovated tomorrow


My little boy can write his name


Gosh Stacey Solomon's homebirth stories make me sooo broody


Add 49 points to your credit score! Self customers who start under 600 and make on-time payments see an average 49 point bump in their credit scores


I missed my birthday tweet 3:06


It’s been two months and I still can’t figure what exactly it is that causes me to have this very bad rhinitis every night. Nonallergic???? Maybe


Sou complicado dms


Boosie a WIIIIIIILD dude


I have been in Brooklyn for 13 hours and have not seen one black person


i wanna know what that team humpty and team veer game was


Maria is making tacos de vapor for tonight and I’m excited


It’s the meet me on the 3rd floor of the condo


Maybe if I get drunk rn I won’t wake up until tomorrow


Super sad my son decides to get sick right before I leave OT


I want seafood damn it I didn’t get my fix


i know he’s never gonna bring it back but i miss the chain


swerte ah


Why you act like that? I’m just another black man, influenced by the crowd and neglected as a middle child. 1 child and he doesn’t have a grandfather. All my class mates & teachers called me dumb so nie I’m starting to believe it my own mother show me material shit & not love.


One of my clients reels I made has reached 20.2k views


The way I cried in 2019 ehn I have never cried so much in my life. We tank the Lorr sha


I’ma get my Coworker number tomorrow she is so funny


I used door dash for the first time today


My takeout is being passed around to 10 different Postmates drivers again lmao. God is really against me ordering take out. Like the universe cannot stand me ordering food


I broke into my neighbor’s house to chilling at her pool while she wasn’t here and bitch guess what I enjoyed it sfm, I tanned as a mf, I smoked my ykw and I drank my Red Bull + I really felt like that girl Nicki Moore from The Bling Ring. That’s hot, thank you neighbitch! xxx


Hey @user there is some quality programming on @nflnetwork tonight


DOJ issued a search warrant because trump wasn’t forthcoming or cooperating. He was subpoenaed. He obstructed justice. Big differences between Biden and Pence. We need to make this clear to the ignoramuses in our society.


Its time for #Dlozlami


This weather about to be wild


I absolutely hate having 3 hours of lab.


A tattoo needle going trough my skin is what i need right now


Pang-ilang late night gmeet talk with jnation na ire


I keep forgetting to zip my zipper.. is that a sign of me getting old


RIP Keith Easterwood


I may be highly sexual but I'm not with every person. I pride myself on not being able to be touched by any and everyone. This here, holds value


I look on his page and im the only one in his likes


This guy sabi English


tomorrow x together you'll always be famous and successful


its just another time that i want to leave this acc


Imagine being mad that a murderer was found guilty of murder


Lrt heeelp Zero catches X researching about BDSM


where is my precious book


Should I stream in a lil bit?


I've been fake smiling since morning, now my cheek hurt


I don’t know if I’m excited or scared to go brown next week


I’m proud of our Schroder slander coming into fruition.


I cant believe I forgot I saw an Elephant seal today! On the edges of a beach! Like 8 feel long. At least I think it was an Elephant seal....


I’m so anxious to find out more


Sarriball


BLOOOOCKED


Unfriending a lot of friends on rblx!! If i have one yall moots friended, and unfriended u pls dm so i can friend u back!


Gon hit the gym tonight fasho.


This drum and bass tune I’ve just finished


Cyn said joe abused her


Kinda toxic how @AdrianPeterson follow me on here, but not on the gram


So where have all the butchers gone?


Damn Starbucks drink. 32 grams over my daily carb goal. Well if I never track it does it even count


time to jump off a building texting my mom something see wasn’t supposed to get


The IRS finally sent me my money from 2019 had me mad asffffff but I’m goodt now


You had all them days to watch my story but you chose today


So many hairstyles I need to try


Why so few people see my tweets！


Making peace with the fact my month of concerts in June is most likely not happening


i haven’t even been gone two full hours & im ready to back to my baby


I dooooooo tooooo


I know exactly why certain ppl keep popping back into my life ... you good


Abdulla’s workplace tip #1 : don’t tell the coworker who’s storming out of work crying their eyes out to “take care of yourself” as it’s been found to backfire on some occasions. Follow for more tips


The play offs are absolutely brutal! Best feeling ever though winning on penalties and then going up


my voice has cracked like 6 times today... and i have to go to work in like 30 minutes- help if it cracks in public-


I cannot wait for wine when I get home this week has been so long already


If these kids open the fridge one more time........


Well and truly spanked. The Bavarians are quite tasty


Already up to triple digits on my sets for bench press. Trying to hit my weight in it.


Ok but attack on titan


Where them they sell igbo nor they get sign board, but we dey find am see e get why


fuck it i think im gonna make an instagram where i post my edits, @ your account if you have one and i'll follow you


instagram is just screenshots of twitter


Is everyone's bday this month lol.....like I've seen so many people who's birthday is this week! But the only birthday I care about is this Sunday


Don’t put ya all into a whore cause you will get ya heart broke


Tyjiere must got another baby otw cause why Mason 7months with 8 teeth


Drank Red Bull, Powerade, and water. In case you’re wondering why I’m here at this hour.


The homie done pulled up


Google docs keeps wanting to auto-correct "Easthies" to "The Easthies" and it's taking me out of the dramatic mood


Too many people in these cheating ass relationships who ain’t leaving got something to say about Derick relationship. Please sit this one out & mind your relationship


You are NOT ready for the ‘Rain’ music video


There are days I hate miserable, unreasonable people


craving Ruth Chris stuffed chicken breast!


Sooo I got this cute pink dress I bought years ago & Have yet to wear it! I just remembered I had it! Maybe I could wear it Valentines Day


I want a lil bae so we can watch HBO documentaries all day on a weekend


The Gentlemen


Early evening check in on my peeps..how are we doing?


Happy birthday bredar @user


I done got so high off this batch of weed it feel like tooka coming


this one time i downloaded tinder to see if the guy i was talking to had one and he was the 3rd person to pop up


ughhhhh this elena chic should just like die


Doing video calls! DM me


Who’s excited for NFL?!


No nut November cus my dick lives in a different state


No one is asking you to stop living your life. We are asking you to PAUSE living your life with reckless abandon. To save lives. This will pass. It’s not forever. And it will pass FASTER and LESS PEOPLE WILL D I E if you listen to the experts and PAUSE with the rest of us.


The sadness I’m feeling as I come to realization kazuha banner might start tomorrow


just ate a poke bowl


i hope tom will be a sign for me to believe in second chances


idk why but i just wanna record myself suckin dick


gotta 'love' that Kensi touches Callen every time the team plays basketball


Booked my first all day session. Better schedule yours


Me knowing I’m not getting my deposit back bc my roommates don’t give a fuck about the state of the house


Once a cheater always a cheater. Ion trust a soul.


The Lord is teaching me thru His Holy Spirit abt deception. How the enemy deceived the church, &humanity. As believers who donn His armor, we are constantly being enlightened, thru childlike trust in Him! Stay the path, follow HIS Ways & may you know the Way to go. Jesus!


Just had a news flash that EVH has died aged 65 , bloody 2020 strikes again


Rihanna dropping new skincare line?? Aright say less


Fuck pancake day, where’s the shanz at ?


Football has absolutely finished me


why am i so angry today ughh


I weight 121lbs...... HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE IVE EATEN LIKE A PIG THIS DAYS AND HAVENT EXERCISED IN LIKE 4 days, I don’t deserved this I really don’t. Wait does this mean that if I restrict and exercise I can go below 120


Im a sucker for shrimp


I got to get off of Twitter and go grocery shopping. It’s more fun here!


Phonzy assist on his birthday


Do not illegally park your frog. It will get toad.


Supreme Court gonna overrule the verdict based on politicians inciting violence and then its truly demon time in the US


my mama & daddy want me to sell my car & get a new one WELL that’s like spending my whole refund that i DONT have yet. & im starting to get mad bc everybody got theirs but me


A lot of 16-24 year olds outside Stamford Bridge @ChelseaFC pesky kids hey, no interest in football have they


Cleaning and listening to a murder documentary.


My entire family is a fucking mess rn


Ffs Larry Leadboots in goal!!!


90 grand CASH! My man gon run a fucking bag in … and yes NINETY!! grand


my 33 y/o kid Wanted a grilled cheese


Time for bed, best part of the day because I don't have to think about Everton for 8 hours


Also masks tend to deter people from talking to you. Leave me alone.


sorry if that’s mean but being a cheater means you’re an abuser


My natural stylist told I kept my hair up good for 5 months and that it’s getting thick


relationships nowadays don’t excite me . let’s vibe and get money


It’s how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success


you'll be at work and someone will ask why you're not smiling and happy......bruh I'm at work


Put like 3 niggas on ice they can’t even get through


Nomore fish bowl.


I love hearing “your house smells so good”


Salisbury steak, mashed potatoes, asparagus.... EGGS-ACTO-LY whaaaaaatt i wanted for dinner


Voters: your votes will never make the world a better place, but they do make you complicit in war crimes


Good morning world. I hope everyone has a wonderful day.


oof i'm in someone close friend but i didn't even know them


I love ppl’s faces when I tell them I’m only 19 lmao they be shocked as hell people really think I’m 16 still ..


I’ve always liked my women book and street smart. As long as they got a little class like half days


i wanna get ya home and ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh. i ain't talkin' bout playboy cause silicone parts are made for toys


Lewis Gregory made his Somerset debut 11 years ago in a tour match against Pakistan, and took 4 wickets Now doing the business for England in his debut ODI series against Pakistan


LMFAOOOOOO smfh girlll u gotta do better for yourself


for those that i’m close to or have experienced my energy if you can describe my energy in one color what would it be ?


my grandmother insists if I practice criminal law that i’ll be a criminal


nagito komaeda trending... as he should! nagito komaeda on the nintendo switch... good for him, good for him


6’7 w a size 16 shoe me pls


Hi! @YouTubeCreators is the studio dashboard down? I keep getting a "Something went wrong" error?


I have no space for anymore shoes. And what my dumbass do? Order 3 more pairs


Kinda was expecting something else from @chaelinCL today


patiently waiting for rl grime to do a live stream


Trying to figure out where I wanna travel next is going to be the death of me!


It’s imperative that you do the stank walk for that tik tok. I can’t even find them funny without it


The fact that they had the powder around the water though


I miss Apex I was finally gettin decent at it too


Pavard's had a flying knee to the head, then hit the floor face first. 2021 UEFA concussion protocol: "run it off, son"


Wait I’m almost at 500 followers


Enough of the GOAT debate. CR7 is clear


Peak Palace when we take United to cleaners on Sunday


Who’s going to watch me cum today


$ETH grazed $740


All that matters from today was fitness and sharpness only first pre-season game although I f£cking hate loosing to those scally’s. Also hope Nunez settles down now he’s had his first outing wasn’t too impressed today….


Arctic Monkeys tocando covers de The Beatles.


My kid is teething again and it’s a mad house


Aljazeera will make you realise we have a lot to be thankful for.


Listened to Or Nah for the first time in years and I forgot about the The Weeknd’s verse


Beyonce fans and shalaye


Fernandes collect National Theatre Martial Self collect Golden Boot Season don end for them like that


Though I have months until October, I promise you I’m pass out on my 27th of just disbelief of getting older…that’s 3yrs to fucking 30


Sleeping in on winter break just does something for my spirit…I feel renewed


The gang is what I trust


Ffs how on earth are we conceding against these


“The notes app is very helpful if you’re a forgetful person”, dude I even forget that I wrote something on my Notes


Did he just say he’ll give our military weapons to people who need them


Omo, FPL go dey make you to support teams wey you no like.


I bet we go into tier 4 and I won't get my tattoo done on 12th Jan


Lrt.. Funny how I literally just had a call with my fellow rvlv friend and I poured out my honest feeling about being in this fandom, being a wluv especially


ik Twenty Five Twenty One doesn't focus on the romance but it got me on the first half... Is it a fucking GL or it's a straight one


Just watched #ChrisSalcedo #now #Watching #TheFive then #SpicerAndCo on dvr


I’m so happy @user baby daddy turned 21 we have a pull out for life now


who’s supporting red rabbits or pink parrots of both this mcc? i want to make a separate tl


This dusty pink on my hair is


Stupid little baby hopper i let live ate my baby caterpillar and I’m so bummed


From the bottom of my heart, I'm tired vro


We fr paying taxes to pedophiles


It's been 6 months since you left Adedotun


they’re booing torkleson


My horoscope don’t matter stop talking bout that shit


Fuck your bo3 sls


I wish I could wake up and stream everyday for 8 hours and just relax and play video gams


Once 3:00 hits ....it be a wrap for me at work , it all goes downhill after that


CHASETHEMONEYCHASETHEMONEY


This is where I wish I hadn’t invited my daughter’s friend over to stay because my house is a tip and I am working right through until she arrives


Apparently there is Uganda C


Yo what if I brought back streams


Fuck em both is how I still feel! And yes I did vote


if i have to bad mouth somebody to get what i want, i don’t want it


The moment you realize Kevin Samuels were correct!


Bro I miss ordering Cadillac margaritas


I have all my classes with my friends. It’s going to be a good year


and what if wonie doesn't come home every now and then


I kept staring at my new sketch coz why does it look soooo different from my old artstyle... and then again, I did change the way I draw the eyes. And now I feel like a whole new different artist. I didn't know eyes can make such a huge difference


JUST GOT THE KEYS TO MY NEW APARTMENT!!! Stay tuned for pics


my fxcking shoes for my trip lost in space & i wanna shed a tear because…


I’m realizing that I never think of tenor voices as “good” somehow. All I ever ask of them is to not annoy me


Hello new moots :D let’s be interactive


a fuck nigga ain’t never satisfied until u hurt they pussy ass feelings


Ion smoke no weed all day cuz


We really wasted Rodgers career


Fuck all of you hoes Im ballin outta control


Today feels...weird.


I’m enjoying every news update I see with Biden


Every man, black or white, that kills a black woman is an immediate threat to the future of the black child and MUST therefore be stopped or removed from society by all and any means necessary!! “Black man, you are on your own” -Bantu Steve Biko! Stop killing our sisters!


Trying to find a film to watch online is like being in Blockbuster but x1000 and without limited time as an incentive


What’s your favorite terrible show to watch when you’re depressed? Mine is Lucifer


just learned promise on the piano


I seriously love doing lashes my clients are the best


still hasn’t hit me that I’ll be 20 next week


Don’t use sarcasm while wearing a mask... and sunglasses


im so stressed out rn. If I had more than $14 in my bank acct, I’d def be headed to buy beer and cigarettes after work.


Enjoyed that class tonight, filming our scenes. We will get them back in a couple of weeks, so hopefully looks good enough to use towards showreel footage. Only have 3 more weeks left of course, but start play rehearsals next week


Man utd players in this world cup


How about an early birthday gift? @OfficialSSLazio win please that would be enough


Hernan thought I was mad n didn’t give me a kisss bye</3 @user :/


I miss raw dogging air


Tory MP accused of rape now, what the actual fuck is going on in this government now? They truly think they’re invincible


In next 60 days, what are your considerations about #Twitter


Apex what the hell I just fell out of the map while playing a game and died


Aidonia - oh ye


Just waiting on oomf to stop bsn


I desperately want to try the reverse blow dryer but 300 DOLLARS???? No


Ice cream, Oreos and condensed milk


Maaan I feel like eating fastfood rn


Dammit my son so damn cute might have to pop another one out


My lil brothers flyer than ya


If you want us to use your recipe and give you a shoutout on a Cookin with Zaina episode send me a message and I’ll let you know cost and details. New episodes every Monday and Friday


Whatta day


Ok, i've watched The Witcher season 2 and now i cant wait for season 3


Pussy don’t excite me .. you gone hold it down and be loyal ??


I want some baked mac n cheese


Grieving during a panny is rough


How on earth are Stephen O’Donnell and Paul McGinn the best an entire nation can offer at right back at this moment? Tragic


if someone wants to buy me a natural life steering wheel cover i’ll love you forever


We’ve got Conte. Antonio Conte. I just don’t think you understand!


I was looking forward to getting my piercing done professionally for da first time but corona ain’t going nowhere so ima have to do it myself


Morning talk? Dm me and I'll call you


What is your greatest contribution? Code? Writing? Art? Thinking? Communication? Music? [enter skill here]? Take time every day to go deep on the thing that makes you great. Watch it explode


I’m still on whatever you on, so WHATS UP?!!


Turn on the NTA’s... Mrs Brown’s Boys beats @user Afterlife... that’s enough of that.


Lrt I think the only show that I would still watch for years would be Doctor Who and that show changes constantly so it’s an exception to the rules


Anyway, I’m over still having to work and put my health at risk when we’re on a nationwide lockdown but I literally don’t have a choice so


I can’t stand a nigga that need sleep! What happened to sleep when I’m dead???


I’ve been meeting the most awesome people lately


Fucking Amrabat


hey besties im back after this bitch made it so i couldnt use my account for a day @user


ICON tatted on my torso


Why do people get so offended when you don’t know what they said, talking about “never mind” what do you mean never mind I don’t even know what you are talking about


. jk i said i would pay her back but still


Debating if I want to be one of those dog owners who makes their dog an instagram


Whether am right or wrong, don't shout on me


Idk if it’s just me but I like having my bills paid ahead of time. Not the day it’s due


film tiktok is so annoying they’ll be like “best acting performances ever” and it’s just a man screaming with a face like


Casemiro is the biggest crybaby in soccer man, dude LOVES to hit folks but as soon as somebody touches him he hits the floor


Stopped using too many chemicals to clean my bathroom and now I don’t get post cleaning headaches anymore I WON


Who knew to hit 1300 I just had to show a heart shaped hole on my ass in leggings, a hair video, and a reference sheet. Thank u for ur support, truly. I will kiss u all again get in line


so pretty sure i have fluctuating this week and since my nook's cranny will be closed tomorrow and i have a decentish price (a 21 bell profit per) i'm just gonna sell...not a super high yield but i don't want to take a chance on it being lower any other days


i hate the smell and taste of meat now


Shoutout to my professor who specifically uses she pronouns when teaching us about directing as this is mostly seen as a male profession, it’s the little things


How dare you call me and IMMEDIATELY start talking to somebody else. This why I hate talking on the phone. Yo ass on phone time out. Ain’t picking up the phone no more today


I need a drink or 12


I want you to stay up all night with me


Im optimistic


All the album groups on ssomg that have ot7 cards are marked as (miracle) now The only sections that aren't marked as such are the subunit (banhana) and solo (yooa), and the newest dear ohmygirl section (only contains dear you for now) which only has cards for ot6... My heart


I have a new #Announcement I’ll be streaming 5 days a week. Monday @ 3pm-6pm Wednesday @ 1pm-4:30pm Thursday @ 8pm-11pm Friday @ 2pm-4pm Saturday @ 11am This schedule is permanent and makes it easier for viewers too tune in at specific times and finish at specific times


We’re finally gonna find out who sang what part in Black Swan in a few hours y’all


I used to work in Bedfordview


Sin rencores peace and love


Okay can my YouTube video finish uploading so I can order chipotle and catch up on last night’s Bachelor in Paradise please


What sis' Valencia is saying here! Valid chats


I need some good movies to watch someone pmo


ducked off love


Also a bit thanks to my man @user for the second sub of the day


I see a few of the Crypto shills on social trying to promote the upcoming "Super Dooper Once in a Lifetime Super Crazy Bullrun" event. Wouldn't be plugging your shitcoins that you duped people into buying inc yourself that flatlined before you got profit in order to get out eh?


That herpes shit is fucking disgusting


animated films prof said he hated the prequels today. think i have to drop the class now


MCFADDENNNN QUE HICISTE


4 hour class is just tew much


I move 5 days before Christmas, & they want to put up a tree


...am also bravely trying not to geek out at being followed back by Cornelius Eady @user ... ('Brutal Imagination' is still a really important book to me)


Last rt ajsjdj accurate tho all i remember was "eyyy we ballin" and the others,,, none


After hearing some devastating news yesterday, an old neighbour from 15 years ago reconnected with me and a whole host of memories have flooded back. People are so kind.


needing to pee is so annoying like fuck bitch


Just relaxing till my next get back


Take notes, I'm the lesson


Premium banter tonight


I Love To Catch Somebody In A Bluff.. You Won’t Even Know I Know


If Tae doesn’t get a bear cake


can instagram stop restricting people


omg i did it again... i accidentally airdropped a newd to my neighbour


Had my first Starbucks in a minute. I’m getting a crazy urge now to own two cats, be bougie, eat avocado toast, and listen to Holyfield


my mama pick n choose when she wanna be mad at me


RIDE ON TIME SixTONES？


direct deposit: $10,456 me at 5 guys : you know what lemme get fries and a drink with that too


What’s for dinner tonight mmm


My sister made her basketball team… she really wants to be just like me


14 more freaking days til I no longer gotta let this stress me out


Barca should please cut out the individual errors, it’s frustrating and annoying. We should be winning this but....


My follower count is higher than ny following now! Thank you beautiful people


All these polls that are about to close in 5 minutes a day I havent had one drink yet


Can Hungary score, I wanna see something


i could ignore you all day but still think ab you the whole time


It’s so annoying having to find a ride and you have a whole car


I love to see weight loss transformations because it makes me forget in that moment that I’m a chunky bitch


In need of rooming for Frosty Faustings


Watching the prem thing last night, strange Manchester City, Chelsea and a few other new money clubs didn't feature in the first episode. The Money clubs are pish


I’m so ready to be a big kid for my doodie birthday next weekend we finna have a blast ..


So glad I went to Miami for rolling loud pre covid


Send your girl some flowers this month fellas


One day, I will ride a horse on the beach


Uhm uhm today drained me


ESPN NFL Nation colleague Jeff Dickerson was the kind of person we should all strive to be. Rest In Peace, JD


My husband breathes. Me automatically:


As if they’ve actually ended Virgin River like that......


Surprised ! . #Arnab was so calm by the way.


GABBY ROCKET


Y’all got to stop believing everything people say just because it sounds good, you will get played out


The food in Haiti always hit different


Creed 1/2


No dey wear ankle socks for pants na


All my Covington homies be safe ! There’s a fire near the Costco


Clever and smart is two different things


Holy moly, look at her, she got the boots, with the fur. Leggooo


today is my one year anniversary at my job!


So stressful. Nak muntah!


Craving popusas


Im a pay that shyyt like it’s nun thats in my Diddy voice #haan SSSS


rt to be tagged in my next gw! be sure to comment your follower goal.


I feel like one of those inmates in a prison movie, exercising in my cell 24/7. Staying buff & tuff. Except, I’m not an inmate. Except, I’m not in prison. Except, I’m not exercising 24/7 I’m just worried about getting pudgy.


my feelings get hurt soo easily


Koulibaly deal takes Chelsea’s spending so far this window to 85 million. Citys spend so far is 100 million, same as Liverpools. Tottenham have also spent 100 million so far, Arsenal have spent 80. Meanwhile @ManUtd have spent a whopping 13 million on a back up left back..


Moonlight Sonata- Rainy version


I love the bag but I really don’t have time


Somebody said “lemme take my lootin’ clothes off”


I know she’s a bad lil diva


Hi @user is the black friday over? One week trying to buy an Airspy HF discovery and paypal kept my funds retained. Today I finally got the money only to see the full price listed on the website


this our yearrrrr


lorde is coming to save 2020 y'all


It’s 2 months away but what y’all gettin me for my birthday?


& back to LA I gooooo


I would love to read a 1957ish Encyclopedia set. Them old histories


Nothing is speaking to me saying buy me


Okay wait if I have to put my thinking cap on … should I mf wait for a Dallas stop or


Just when I get comfortable with my Spanish, it’s back to English


I’ll always run back to you :(


everyones saying dynamite does not deserve to win xyz award because of such bullshit reasons.... why yall hate everything bts do so goddamn much just move on with your life


I long to sit on an ends with the guys and have a good game of pardy dominoes and drink two rum.


I be dreaming and the people in my dream out in public not wearing masks like....? Foh I be waking up so quick when I see that bs


Im expecting #LFC to definitely sign #Mbappe on the back of this..


Stepped outside to switch cars and yahh


when my allergies act up i legit lose all sense of whatever "happiness" is.... how do ppl LIVE LIKE THIS I WANNA ə!p


Sleep naa.


That would have been so good ffs


Night, there’s no need adding good to it. We are home longer because people wont take precautions or stay home.


Think I am ready to start my loc journey


I be trying to like niggas one at a time but im easily distracted.


How are y’all wrapping presents already? Half of mine haven’t even been taken out of the box UPS delivered them in


Spinach dip and quesadillas for dinner


I'm opening my drafts today


Graduating but there’s no ceremony


I miss shakira. Taking over the world with small ass and iconic voice


I haven't streamed in a long time, but I'll be back to it on Twitch this Thursday at noon Pacific. Looking forward to hanging out with everyone again!


BBB23.02 Vegas : ocean dark solitary Pete : tears hope smile #VegasKinnPorsche #PeteKinnPorsche #TheNewKinnPorsche #MissionsVP Mission done!!! Hope it goes well


I can't go Armstrong and NOT order banana ice cream. Issa muss


this is what i get for going through archived things


Padres ML (-230) Machado to score (-105) Musgrove 6.5+ K’s (-122) Parlay odds (+350) #TimeToShine


every tears have a meaning


Food in the oven smelling sooo good


Been on hold with my bank for 10+ minutes cause of suspected fraud on my account which I'm pretty sure was me donating money to a friend for vet bills


BLOCK EVERY BAD COMMENT IN THAT YT SECTION


i’m always joking unless the other person is serious


Please RT to help me find more followers


Eight Billion Genies is awesome


I feel I want a white and gold tree this year tho... Lemme find my ass in Woolworth before this week done


Anytime anyone talks shit to me all I see is that you lack emotional intelligence to control your insecurities Thank you for the power


I should've kept this good pussy to myself


I look a mess , over it


Fan mood is on tonight haa? @pabloalboran


My hg just took me on one of the best dates ive been on in a while. She aint eemn ask for no coochie.


On YouTube I’ve gained 50 Subs on YouTube in just 28 days


This bitch for self and I’m starting to see that


Old men are fucken gross


2020 is trying to keep its wrath going up until the last days! My cat fell victim to it today rip kitty


I want some shrimp from Nola’s


Just finished deleting all my photos of him


You mean you don’t give your chihuahua forehead kisses and tell her you love her?


when no one actually respects how i feel


I can do bad all by my self i go by that slogan real firmly


Me chinge 10 flautas no mames i’m eating more than my brothers


My short story, "The Claw-foot Bathtub in the Woods," has been accepted to @user Wow, so excited to have another fiction piece in this great publication!


The Israeli air force launched air raids on the Gaza Strip early on Wednesday after Palestinians in the besieged enclave sent incendiary balloons into southern Israel, Israel’s military and witnesses in Gaza said. Balloons vs. Air raids...


I dont be trippin no more lol i just go with the flow


yuck ewww


Happy birthday Luther


Big ups to all those who are self employed. You are all true definitions of Bravery and Perseverance in life.


So sad to delete all my nip showing pictures and videos


Kamala Harris is looking pretty damn good by the minute! She doesn’t even have to do anything; just sit there


I managed to get through today without Xanadu being an earworm.


Everybody got different shit they going through


Mutual obsession


Sad day with this Otis Anderson Jr. killing and Michigan HS shooting. Be kind.


gonna make a live tweet for the last part of death note sorry yall


Writing an email to my chef re: renegotiating my hourly wage...aka fuck you, pay me. Why is this so hard to write?!? What's a professional way to say 'I can't afford food'?


ima be tired as shit in this job tonight


Hey @user Why have I been on a chat with Parveen for over 90 minutes just to move my service back to my house after 2 mos in a rental? Is it really that hard to move service 3 blocks!


my bestfriend is finally coming back home!!! goddamn i missed that bitch


my goal is to get howie to notice me


You don’t have to talk about having and std/i but it’s okay to discuss going to get tested/treated.


Being known ain’t never put a dollar in my pocket...


When we know the release date of the final season, im gonna plan when to rewatch aot again


I need a trip really a baecation but ion have no bae


REQUEST @user @MTV #FridayLivestream Let's vote and dance


I don't like how I can't be genuinely weird koKasi


I might have met my soulmate at Brick and Mortar on Sunday


Am I allowed to love the mum in the Queens Gambit? I adore her. She’s not going to turn out bad is she


I really clicked 10 times on the CC button while watching the cooking episode with Woo


To my hacker->jokes on u because I’m broke so have fun stealing nothing babes xx Also fuck u for hacking me. If ur reading this, I hate u and hope u die.


lol I can successfully run multimillion dollar construction projects but can’t run my life.


Yesterday I Cued the Benny hill music @user


My circle small but we all having shit


I wanted it and i got double


Haven't been here a lot since Jide left. I miss my friend.


#teamkarl he will i know


If you’re struggling with depression, anxiety, drugs, alcohol, anything, message me and let’s talk. I love you


physically i'm here but mentally i'm on the edge of that cliff waiting for them to climb back up


28 years old and my mum still buys me an advent calender


What does it take for a girl to get whisked away to some isekai world and no longer have adult responsibilities


If you plan on getting fly on my birthday lmk now so I can gone order my private jet then land on yo momma house


Make sure the people you got, got you


Ion get off into other bitches niggas but if I did. The last thing I wanna talk about when I’m with you is her.


Equal justice is BS when Crystal Mason, a black woman, gets five years in a Texas prison for “attempting to vote” on a provisional ballot never counted and Ginni Thomas, obviously guilty of seditious conspiracy, walks around with impunity because she’s married to a Justice!


i hate feeling sad cause THIS AINT ME ima lit bitch i like to have fun not be mad or sad like wtf


vanilla bean frappe @ Starbucks still my shit


Lying for no damn reason is a big turn off


Sooo why ain’t nobody tell me speeding tickets were that fuckin high… $418? Ahaaaaaaa I’m sweatin


My feed just has a bunch of alcoholics. That shit is bad for you. Go green


Don't you just appreciate a honest friend


My boyfriend dropped me off at home at 7p.m. & now he just texted me "don't sleep I'm coming". Bruv


don’t let a mufucca dat can’t dress tell you bout life


fun fact actually really really sad fact. I have more tinder matches than followers on all my social media platforms combined


It’s the fact that I apply for a job and look at my emails 5 minutes later to see if I got the job


i feel sorry for anyone who’s never had macb flavoured water


Been reading an #Options book literally have to take 2 ginkgo tablets


Checking into your flight and packing your airport outfit is when you *know* that it’s actually happening. So excited


I keep forgetting that Christmas is around the corner & keep continuing to buy for myself


What do you think the punishments for the big six should be?


why do all the boys at my school recycle the same picture like 100 times


I’m really not gonna know how to act as soon as I get that tiny ass vein on my shoulder FR THOUGH


the rain outside sounds so calming its making me want to sleep but i need to stream


Last slam dunk I was 24... next one I will be 27


Hi! Who is the most overrated celebrity? #QuackityBirthdayProject #polls #QuackityBirthdayProject


mass commenting in yt


Favorite moments from our Rom-Com-Versation with @KiwiLovesYou


Its not even midnight yet and i've gone to the kitchen


Everyone can have opinions but not rosénators


Chelsea be afraid


I miss my sister sm idk how I made it this long without her


My head wrap is on so tight rn all bc I was my hair slicked in the next 20 mins


4 digit $ENS are now back at a 1 ETH floor.


Bryce and I move into our new (and bigger) apartment next weekend and I’m so excited but also sad to be leaving our first little apartment that we’ve been in for the past 3 years


yeah that was the maddest ep of Black clover


RIP Takeoff fr


now im getting aggravated bro


What a bloody goal from the viking, top of the group, onwards


The other Park who is not Park Jimin, was using jk to promote his new song. Here is my vomit.


So Phoenix is now on a kick unless he hears @user he cries. At some point this kid is going to Need to see them live @user My 4 month old takes after his momma for sure with music


I wanna go back to that honey brown or whatever color it was… it really brought my chocolate skin complexion out.


something’s fishy about an overweight 74 year old man beating covid in just a few days


Fact 20: I really hate Brussels sprouts. I just don’t like the idea of tiny cabbages


Ready to be offf so I can stay in bed and watch movies for the rest of the night


Making banana nut bread today! Let’s see how it goes


really craving spicy food but it’s probably not the best idea right now


Like my nigga go get you some money first. Not for her for yoself


one of my biggest struggles right now is learning how to do me and not care about them. We got one life kids, live it the way you want to


I’m so ready for my birthday boy


I’m not understanding why Amazon Prime isn’t Priming. Why if I’m trying to order something next day you saying delivery is Sunday.


I’m actually really flexible. Step and kick class have helped my stamina and endurance, and yoga has helped my flexibility


Keep laughing at my sh*t I’ma fuck soon


There has only been one girl that just matched my energy & vibe! But, now I’ve found someone that I like and don’t wanna mess up


On a side note I’m happy it’s warm & beautiful outside today! I love nice weather


A lot of people criticize VSIN for only having on bookmakers from US jurisdictions. Well, @user had Ray Marino from Bookmaker on A Numbers Game today. It was refreshing, enlightening, and informative. Can't deny that the titans of offshore know how to do it right.


Why do people squidbag in ranked/league? My team had 2 disconnects and the other team still squidbagged as they won while shooting at us, it’s practically a free win don’t be cocky


Is it just me that adds extra letters so I don’t seem rude


baby you’re suppose to be my peace not my misery


My son really starts school tomorrow. I am expecting multiple phone calls the first day.


really saw just how much My self esteem needs work today Told my coworkers I couldn’t wait to see who’d settle for me, meaning “I wanna meet my soulmate” But it sounded like “I hope somebody settles for me”


She call me brother, I call am sister too


Got so much work to do but I’m here deciding prints for my Alexis dress @user


Fb reminding me of my failed engagement. Nice


twitter vicia


one of these dirty ass ppl in my building stole my package


I received the most passive aggressive free slushy today


oh how much i'd love to walk by the beach at night, but im a woman


hojbjerg put the icing little more on the cake


I should clarify that I am attending the School Board meeting as a community member


you can call me when u want to, but will u ever want me


This captain Morgan’s rum is not the one


Being sad or mad literally boosts my creativity even more


Wow, why am I just realizing Drake sampled Charlotte Day Wilson x Mountains on fair trade


With a little creative thinking, you can accomplish anything.


jay stans are literally the most chillest and coolest people alive. argue w me


$SPY what a fake ass market


He gon go dummy fa meeee


How my grandma on Facebook but can’t return my call


my friend and i lost our streaks again this is like the nth time now. we should have 100 plus streaks


Every muscle in my body is sore


Being pretty ISNT enough


Senate you can’t deal with idiots


You know it ain't my fault when I'm walkin' jaws droppin' like Ooh, ah, ooh, ah


tl is dead fly low


Called him daddy so much I decided to make him one


If anyone tells me that “Pączki are not good” then sorry we can’t be friends! #PaczkiDay #FatTuesday


Lmao what you think your shit is


What’s y’all definition of “REGULAR”???


Never been a hater ion care enough


Did an meditation during acting class and almost had an breakdown


I have 1 more volume of hunter x hunter left, I've been trying to read them slow but... Togashi please finish this arc


School canceled for tomorrow so I’m off work .


A lot of Samoan ppl from Bay area are dying. Praying for their families


She like how I talk she digging my sound but what accent


This whole time the only one who stayed loyal was my plug, ily girl


Only getting thicker, prettier, and more intelligent


I just saw like 10 Ganyu fanarts all in a row oh my gawd. How’s y’all get on my algorithm


Here's a positive thing about opening Djs. Meet them at your gigs, have a drink with them and embrace them. You were them not so long ago. Be kind and carry on.


Senegal players are forcing all the balls to Mane


Now I gotta find another outfit


I miss mang inasal


Sometimes your first true love cannot be your forever love


i hope tugce is admin so bu aksam will be after i come home


Damn it melon Musk My tweets keep going to draft stop it


And For Everybody That’s Been Sleeping On Me, I’m Finna Wake Y’all Up


Damn she early #FeeninMuch


Kobeni honked like a horn


Yes @MarcusRashford finallyyy


Absolute vintage 1st half from City that


The Bob's Burgers Movie is on Hulu!!!! I knew something good was coming today


I think I actually first felt old when I saw Paramore at the Minnesota State Fair & this girl in front of my tried to Shazam the song when they played Decode. The breath left my body


My gf has slept all day and im so glad shes resting up im so proud of her


Sope giving me pep talk because I want to refilm


Why could people possibly do smth stupid as to get someone’s name tattooed on their body.


I need to see this Henny grits video because ain’t no way


Anna Jay has been gone for at least 6 months right? That means she will return sooner than later!!


Having a big meeting tomorrow for one of my projects!! Fingers crossed


If someone wants to gift 21 subs to my channel so I can get a Twitch payout it'd be greatly appreciated atm


God knows who you need in your life for every season of your life


Imma find someone special eventually but until then, imma be chilling.


Can already tell I’m gonna have a wank szn 3 kills 9 deaths in 2 games


Just finished eating a mango uuuu I love mangoes been wanting a fruit lately uuuuuu


Lol, hand ball abeg. That must really hurt but it is what it is


i joined a discord server of a art project just to find someone i blocked on twitter.... well this is awkward


I wanna sing a song, that'd be just ours But I sang 'em all to another heart


btw guys my alt/backity up is @user


When Young Pappy said “You can get off my line. So you must be drunk shorty. I ain’t for none shorty.”.. I felt that. RIP King


If they lying bout little shit , they lying bout plenty shit...


i’ve been playing bts island for three hours straight


i feel targeted bro and not in a good way i dont wanna get arrested on some petty crime


Is biggy still listening to yousef?


My sister got me running tonight


good morning!! reminder to drink some water and have a good day!


Bayou seafood and more is good asf!


ya3ni this is the first time i everrrr sit beside this one girl in my class w she just got home w tested positive


Luxury Shag Fur


I just want somebody to make me feel like the lyrics to Hrs and Hrs.


Birthday trip to P fuckin R boooooked


First Gobbler of the year


Today is a Public Holiday in Australia and I had zero motivation to wake up for this Benfica. Total disconnect in this club at the moment and I feel sad


I need my boss to stop telling me I act wayyy too grown for my age. how am I suppose to act?


The last time I had real food was on thanksgiving & ever since I haven’t had no appetite


you would never caught me dead with un icon quemado


couldn’t find parking at school ahaha guess I’m driving all the way back home #nice


Josh Harris paying big money to Morey!


Bout to finish working a double n still have to go home n cook


This plan really cake asfff. I dare a professor to even speak of the word “attendance”


Last season we were losing or drawing these games, this season we're winning. That's progress, maybe this the change in mentality ole wanted to implement is starting to come off. Signs of a winning team when playing bad but getting the job done.


I hope Roddy Wears this Stuff


Bro, why is my seat always being take in my Finance Class? First day I sat the in back right, my seat was stolen. Next day I sat in the front right, it was stolen. Then I sat in the bad left. Stolen. Oml


Alright, I'll probably leave it at that for RTing everybody's Splat OCs. But omg these drawings and characters are absolutely stunning!! Thank you for showing me!


I’m still religious, except I worship your cock


Night thoughts: why do I keep putting effort on videos that nobody is going to care about?


asked this bitch if she liked kid cudi and she said “who?”


It's only an accident that I'll be in Providence on primary day


I’ve just learnt that one of the members of E-Male, the boyband on roller skates who for some reason came to my school in 1997, is the same person who played Lafayette/Jefferson when I saw Hamilton in the west end


I love park days with Alex


I love to be spoiled, not sure how you love me if you’re not spoiling me


I got Twitter to post my media & I got everything I deleted from the album reuploaded


I love the transfer portal cause I like to see where these girls go lol like they get drafted or something


Lately been oversharing and I need to be stopped


basically cryin over nothing


my louis dms just deleted tf


Can’t fit shit no more


Found a part of brother’s comic book collection circa 1998-2001 that he left here from 2008 LOL. So many gems in here yea…imma ship him the issues I don’t wanna read. If he want the rest he gone have to come to NYC and get ‘em


Bad day at work, so watching the original "The Omen" movie and hanging with Walter pug. Decent end to a fucked day


"I'll be sending the ppts later para makapag review na kayo" (nag offline the whole night) joke time ka sir?


That ball from Rudiger


// I have so many ideas, but my writing is trash--- this is why my buddy is doing the writing for my comic


Self sabotage fucking me up. No one to blame but myself. I’m young it’s okay to make mistakes but fuck


This customisable gamepad by @TMThrustmaster can be used with the Xbox Series X, Series S, Xbox One and even PC! Let's take a closer look, shall we?


Phew I haven’t eaten all day.


It's I Love Reese's Day! Is there anyone that doesn't like Reese's peanut butter cups?? The date of May 18th was chosen so this holiday would fall halfway between National Peanut Butter Lover's Day and Chocolate Day. So be sure to celebrate today with some Reese's.


One day imma accidentally kill myself the way I be cracking my neck


Aa Shenseaa giving away $10,000US to the best Lick Challenge


what was the first plat you ever got?


Mateee, this viral cold this that is going round is madddd! Showing all symptoms of COVID but tested negative. I’ve never felt so shit with a cold


anywhere but home is my favorite bside as we speak but i cant rank the whole album


a genshin ad played during class and it was kazuha


How do you tell somebody they stink without sounding rude?


As an East Coaster, I love when I get the opportunity to watch some Giants Baseball during the day. Nice little break from staying up until 1am and later on the daily basis


Hey @itsRyanUnicomb what was your reaction at the end of the 4th Ep on @TheWheelOfTime cuz it had me excited and hungry for more


53% of Virginians say parents should have “a lot of say” in the education system. I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t trust those same Virginians to have “a lot of say” in my dog’s education.


Just took a 75mins nap and it felt good


At ya baby mama’s house fucking her on ya son’s bed...i nutted on his sheets


The transition on Mirrors is


couldn’t sleep last night all I could think about was you……I tossed and turned and all I could think about was you. Even the scent of your presence. I miss you…..just wish you missed me


Someone please explain to me how i have slept on made in Chelsea all these years????


Sharing a personal achievement to the family gc was a wrong idea


thinking about the nationwide block party we'd have if a democrat unsat mcconnell


Thanks to my sisters and my cousins for the gift


THESE BITCHES ON AMONG US KICKED ME OUT BC I DIDN’T PUT ON A HAT


i wouldve fucked the gom jabbar that’s just me tho


Who said my life hasn’t changed for the better


Do I really need to buy that damn blue check just to get likes again? I think I’m invisible right now. I’ve seen this happen to others but not me. Guess it’s my turn…


When I do pop back out I promise i’ma be looking like the appetizer, the entree, and the dessert bitch all in one


On an Apple TV spree, watching Ted Lasso! It’s amazing and adding so much weight to what I’ve believed, if anything can unite everyone; it’s sport


I spend money on my boo like its nothin but when it comes to my own shit I be second guessin like do I really need this


You’d have to kill all oromos to dismantle orommuma


just remembered i have to run the mile tomorrow, but the problem is i have to wear a mask during it, i have asthma, and my inhaler is out of puffs


the most fucked up shit living in this household they take you as a joke


Ever since that game against man city, i have hated this varane like forever.


Oh wow, Angel is behind the dish tonight? That’s just great.


I got told in a design critique that my website design looked like old vintage dirty carpet


vegan skittle milkshake


I’m not getting home quick enough! I’m gone fuck this burger up, I’m hungry af


I just want a white bmw with red leather interior


told my team no more fasting, ramadan is over


my back is so stiff I can’t bend. I’ve finally made it to peak adulthood


It actually hurts to watch man united lmfao #abysmal #OleOut


Yay for ANOTHER hurricane


Having zero twitter friends is a blessing


Im surround by the most loving/caring people and I couldn’t be more thankful


I'm just social on social media.. I'll walk right past you in real life.


My baby keeps asking me for her daycare teacher/friends, it’s making me so sad.


i have been stolen by my friends to play some apex before bed


Well. My gray hair decided to show up again....you know what time it is


$SNDL solid close


I really need to start using my Alexa. That bitch could help me with so much


God if you ran out of husbands just say that


Why everybody worry about what I do Fuck


Is it time to delete Twitter yet?! Idk if I can deal with some of these folks with no football season.


tried to cook but needed up burning myself instead


My dog snore like he work 60hr work weeks


I’m to sexy to tell the truth


wow i am just hemorrhaging followers, must be doin somethin right


Szmodics is destined never to score again


Who wanna go see candyman


TWICE SUMMER CB


in 7 weeks i will be able to buy a dick


who raised y’all lol???


Yoooo Overwatch 2 Beta in a week!!


Super excited to seeing Michael Kiwanuka tonight


My tabs have been expired since February


had to leave work early because my stomach has been so upset since last night


I promised myself I'd pay attention in class and look at me scrolling through twitter


I get hard just looking at myself


Never got the message for break and my ass was dying over here


I miss doing cardio but this knee pain ain’t no joke


Karsons hair wash only lasted about 20 mins along with pulling apart locs - it usually takes about 30-45 mins


HAII IM OUT OF SCHOOL TALK TO ME


got catcalled at the mall bruh


Always when I want Oliver to sleep that he just absolutely fkn won’t


cw // school - watching save the cat instead of doing hw


Btw made brownies at grandmas


They on fb talking about lemme take my looting clothes off


I love calling my friends to make sure they still love me


I can’t wait for Cuomo to become a Republican!


Sautéed chicken breast, roasted parmesan asparagus, and mashed potatoes for dinner


The group chat has had me in tears all day lmfao


not one of my siblings telling me bts had split up and me being like wait what only to see they're just going on hiatus


Running outside with the keys and accidentally tripping the car alarm really warmed that guy’s wizened ticket-giving heart, though. He let me off! Luck is back on my side


Why don’t artists include a gospel track anymore


My neighbor is playing this creepy Hispanic circus music.


Nail room. Here I come


Watching Police academy with my son whose never seen it


Almost half of 2021 and some guys still haven't figured out that you can praise something without the need of throwing shit to something else


Me and my boss are casually talking about Call of Duty. Would never imagine myself casually talking videogames with my boss especially at work


I’m rooting for the Dodgers, hope they can do some damage to that Cardinals record.


Found a spider in my dirty laundry and was very tempted to set fire to everything and start over.


imagine following a girl on tiktok you thinks shagged your man


It’s going to be a wet night but not sure what kind of a wet! But I’m sure I’ll need a pillow.... you know for my tears


GN a mis reales


May you conceive in ur next sex


What a beautiful corner play for the Rashford goal


I’m moving this weekend and this shit fake fuckin with my mental. Idk if I’m ready for all this change


Kenzie waits until I Laydown because I have a headache to ask me if I can go pick up her friend to come over


When the dentist says your mouth is small but that’s not a bad thing


Aww my sweet boy just told me I’m his friend


Waxing your underarms is a diff type of pain


Need a manager an 2 forwards in this week


why tf does sheet sets come with one pillow case … WHO TF HAS ONE PILLOW ON THEY BED ?????


Public school Chris told this new girl he loved her...he just met her


I will Nike Tech & Milano sweatsuit my nigga to death


Got my sticker


Today my school gonna have a marathon and I will gonna use my flu as excuse not coming today. I'm sorry teacher


Did you pick a book yet @user


Thank god am 26


Goals more pure than diamonds


waiting for arianas likes to update


My problem is I mentally clock out at 4:30 but don’t get off work until 6


Well, that’s the scrolling for new #EducationSecretary done… Can’t scroll much when your phone has been thrown at the wall!


Having lunch in a pub. The man at the next table spent 5 minutes coughing. I feel like I’m trying not to breathe now… His wife said something implying his drink of water ‘went down the wrong way’…


why tf am i in a 2.7 game


Ordered @UberEats last night and my driver had 1 Stop before me. She was there almost an hour and then I got my food. The ice in my drink was melted completely and my food was cold. I complained through the app at all I got was a sorry thanks for the feedback.


mfs think they can talk to me any kind of way then when i get disrespectful it’s a problem


Why can’t ppl just be nice to me?!


Having an existential crisis after every tutorial


Idk what I wanna cook for dinner.. and I’m at the grocery store.


i'm still heated how bad tiny pretty things was. i wanted to read the book


Haven't worn my circus leggings since mid-March (because pants are bullshit). Yeah, don't like it


The lollapalooza lineup looks so good!might just use that as an excuse to go to Chicago


actually gonna try to stay off twitter now. i'm fighting my little brain and losing


Im so proud of myself im not hungry at all idk why but im thankful asf haha haven’t binged either


I went to pick up Carmen first thing she did walking out her crib was slip and fall too


Life gets a lot more magical when you dream, and Disney Cruise Line has provided decades of dream-worthy vacations.


Whoever runs concessions clearly was not expecting a big crowd tonight in Bowie


gonna reread my policeman and cry myself to sleep i can’t wait


my cousin is watching after


It’s the 4th October and the number of goals I’ve seen live has well over quadrupled compared to the entirety of August. Madness


I keep saving girls from the evils of menstration, god bless me


i should be put in a mental hospital, no jokes


ANDREW WIGGINS IS THE DPOY


I made this facility clean and disinfect they bathroom before I used it cause that shit was nasty asf


The sudden urge to redecorate and buy new furniture for my already furnished apt


WTF how i got INC in PE


you can’t fake lightening, but you can plan thunder


Idk what tv series to binge next


When I was in little league my team had a party and we all got random shirseys. I got a Sammy Sosa one & I got a Bonds one. I kept the Sammy one for a good while cause I always liked him & I played for the Cubs. The Bonds one my brother & I burned


Official: Tennessee Football is a dumpster


When you don't have the patience to work on a finished piece so you draw half naked guys instead


love doing my makeup just to cry afterwards


I suck at dating because once I like you, I love you


It’s really hard for me to want to like experiment with different pronouns knowing it’s not something my family would accept so I’m just like


Huz waiting for DMV appointment to renew license . Pharmacy would not accept old one. He rushed back to get passport for ID, and do a couple other things, then ran back out the door to pharmacy. His passport and phone are here. Nothing I can do. He hasn’t come back yet.


I ordered some shit for LMojó


Don’t Offer Me No Ride If You Gone Be Late


sayang recall


I was just sending some nice edits to my dear friends but then it's all "stop, I'm not watching anything else you send, go away"


My brain is fried from accounting


was going to drop end of this month but how i want everything lined up! you guys can wait until august.


when i say i’ll fold for “mama/mamas” it only really works if i’m down for you


i wish my head wasn’t so fucking fat so i can wear hats but noooo god gave me a FAT NOGGIN


night talk dgn mak pasal arif is reallyyy touch my heart


Holy moly, the former, TWICE impeached, insurrectionist loser president just asked CLARENCE THOMAS by NAME to save him. Well this just got very interesting.


something about wearing dress shirts...


#LATEWITHGLADE That Harp running in the background was


sooo excited to order the rest of the stuff for my gender reveal


Voted yes for the gas.


Dat Bayern is best goed he?


Psg going to Europa League tomorrow as well


First half team over


My chain may be heavy , but that’s just kayday with me


high off the mf medical


Today's thread is about corporate #buybacks What do they signal? Should you care about them? Let's go


Teka totoo ba na may season two tong Tale of the Nine Tailed????


Girl you just super special & that thang is super wet


Having a stuffy nose and not knowing if it's from allergies, being cold or I'm just sick


baddies just full my fyp


my moms really having me dress up for a dinner in my own house


Great project work today on the North Tyneside Integrated Frailty Project Group @user @NorthumbriaNHS @NTCouncilTeam My Integrated Pathways of Care team working with partners are delivering real change and modernisation of rehabilitation and living well locally. Well done


mutis pasen sus instagram


I've been loyal to many of the wrong people! I can't help it because loyalty is a part of my DNA! It don't turn on and off. I've learned to seclude myself and try not to allow people to get attached to me! Trying to weed out the bad so I don't get the short end of the stick.


At the end of the day #SAFEMOON to the MF moon


i've had a really good day, exhausting but pretty awesome


Idk y’all the same but ion like when ppl in my room w/o me going through my shit


Breakfast potatoes sound bomb af


morning December, my month, more happiness please?


Getting paid from home


...an off form Billiat had more numbers than form Lorch, please dont bore us


Wait. 2nd year anniversary was based on Future and GT. Could this means it could happen... maybe a fusions banner


Loving this barber shit


I only had 2 hours of sleep last night


Lord, please forgive me for the way I’m about to act up, they ain’t never see me like this before & they won’t ever see me like this again


glad they actually waited for jonah to finish up


It's like a lot of games bein' played, how's it goin' down? If it's on 'til we gone, then I gots to know now, is you with me or what?


Had a rough day so Rayshawn is taking Jeremiah to soccer tonight and I’m taking Evie to my grandmas then I can just come home, relax and regroup for a few hours


Hey, beautiful girls come over here for a shootout.


So I was warned about teething , sheeesh it hit us hard .


I still got black stuff in my eyes


chem ppr pls be easy istg my brain


My bro is inside fucking, and I’m here sipping wine....If you need proof that life isn’t balanced, this is one


These samples that just came in are amazing… wish I could leak it already


Liverpool FC players, big disappointment this evening,


Baileys and the New at 10 What am I becoming?


ever since getting into kpop ive been seeing a ton of xenophobia online AND at school


How people still getting catfished in 2020? First thing first is FaceTime


Solid bitches with pure hearts gon forever be blessed


Why people always looking for a reaction


I’ve decided I need a boyfriend because playing air guitar AND drums WHILE driving is a heck of a lot for one girl


You mean... I actually have to tell you i'm horny using my words?


i miss having everyone in the office


learned a new crochet stitch and i need new yarn for my big cotton candy blanket, ummm whatelse, been watching hasan all day and catching up on the daily mail drama


The space between my mustache and beard is finally started to grow in. Before long I think that I might try rocking a goatee…


Trans Girls Are Inventive


To know me is know that I’m crazy so you gotta get over it


gila penthouse bikin darting


i hate paneer with a passion


no one appreciated my hotness


the fact that i was going to let you hold my hand while watching shrek


bread marinated in water


trying to be spontaneous and road trip to cali for countdown and go to disneyland but the amount of stress and the fact that it’s insomniac has me feeling like:


hanbin and nicholas reunion at aaa


from snatching ppl Girlfriend to becoming main girlfriend moral lesson: snatch a girl


The quxxn's gameplays were so fun I miss her


I have the best nipples this is just a fact


I like me some Wiggins all-star propaganda


I was on my last jump rope set before leaving the park, but Future came on and I had to go for another set.


Bro it feels so good outside wth


You’re mad you’re working & giving people attitudes but people would kill yo be in your position rn. I can’t with people


Thanksgiving in the desert sounds like a hella move


Honey Bunches of Oats with the shaved almonds!


Why do I see people who owe me money buying food to feed they kids


i’m going to start with falcon and the winter soldier now


I hate virtual learning


I got an hour & a half left of work and I don’t feel like doing NOTHING


Y’all took my auntie from us that shit really got us all hurting


I swear like 3 people ask to borrow money from me these two weeks. Bruh I’m broke so I should be the last person people asking money from


I love @CanesFootball and everyone will learn to respect @user after tonight


My Google Account will be closed


you would never catch me buying bud from dispensary, I’m putting my money into drug dealers pockets


Life is shit, and I’ve just ran out of toilet paper


I still laugh every time thinking about how a mother and father decided their newborn baby was going to be named DANSBY


Ok I lied I like Jeremy and Moesha


To seek Divine Guidance:: Ask...Dear God, show me... What wud u have me Do? Where wud u have me Go? Who wud u hv me meet? What wud u have me say? And To Whom ? And then don't look for answer to these questions...leave it to the Universe, let it bring to you whats meant to be


Here come all the trolls Suck my ass with lime mama


Lamborghini Boy Before 30 Im Calling It


the astrology girls: expect trouble with technology while Mercury is in retrograde me: no my technology: yes


When ya ask a girl like me to speak up, you’ll get what you ask for


We have some ShoePalace chefs here, who want to test one private subnet, on the restock tomorrow for FREE?


i think it’s time to delete all the anne with an e pictures off my phone


we just had a household first in equal parenting. this morning was the first time that i facilitated a workshop while my husband watched the kids & attended a training. he's an essential worker, so usually it's me who does the multi-tasking. today, i got to focus on my work.


felt like I worked 5 days straight…im ready to be off for a whole week


I'm gonna go to sleep. I feel dead inside, goodnight


we getting revenge it’s glorious


BLM founder really was running it up


I have a big meeting on Friday and I have not written a single thing. Bazani pisha nchito ine


stupid weather done froze my account someone send me 20 dollars


absolutely losing my shit at all of the shit im seeing that says sanders is the only one who has a chance at beating trump when janai’s dad tried telling me IM insane and absurd for thinking just that


Finally going to make s’mores


Thor love and thunder was a good movie


idk if he’s just adding sc and esny or replacing other songs for them but if he’s replacing let’s hope he replaces wmyb


Still don’t understand why people think $HEX is a Ponzi scheme


ap psychology =


Liquidate everything i own im worth a mil


batman trailer so good i had to ride it


thank god they added another date in europe. now i have a higher chance to get a ticket


one of my coworkers complained to my boss about people saying good morning in our chats lmaooo… if that doesn’t explain my toxic work culture idk what will


Kenya got BODYYYYY. That dress sis wore to Sanya dinner is sickening. Kenya is really a baddie!


How did I end up sick…. AGAIN!


2nd amendment rights?


why do i get anxiety from online seller i-


plz manifest a nice job for me with pleasant coworkers and a livable wage


when am I getting your name tatted on me mf??


I play for keeps and I don’t lose


Alright my WiFi is really testing my patience rn


i miss zeynep from 2018


Julia by Lauv is just so


that king did return tho


fun fact: louis tomlinson is in fact british


Everything gone Coventry's way tonight. Every single decision. Just not been our night. Onto Saturday with a balanced team, hopefully.


JPrince Jr Is A Clown


I appreciate my little bit of support and people I have rocking with me so far


Thinking about all the ppl on twitter who can post photos with their tattoos in because it’s not an identifying mark if half the population has the same tat-


curretly being brand ambassador of starbucks. /nou


no one tell max and back in his priv after he blocked me and unblocked me for my silly little joke


Omg the British segment with @user on @user is AMAZING! Love Dottie so much. Best podcasts and even better guests


Which two PTI "leaders" have left the PTI WhatsApp group?


when margaret atwood said “you are a woman with a man inside watching a woman” iiiii wanted to scream


The distressing sensation of being shared with someone's emoji


People say I’m way too full of myself, you right and I ain’t even made it to dessert


Forcing myself to stay calm & stress free this first week back. Emotionally delicate is an understatement


Oh a moment I really liked in the beatles get back is when they interviewed two stans and they asked what they felt about john and yoko and one of them did a very stan like sigh but said he should do whatever makes him happy


Just shows one mistake can hurt


can they let cix members as dream concert mcs?


Idgaf if you don’t like Bella Porkchop, her new song is lowkey


Zaha go dey vex up and down for field like say him co players dey spoil ball, but he follow dey play rubbish for the field


Sleep well all, have a nice dream


the camera on the iphone 13.. WOW


Damn this is exciting! I just finished the beach chapter of Otherside Picnic and the end of the chapter I’m just like “oh shit oh shit oh SHIT” Also The Girls wilding out on the Otherside beach drinking and playing even before stuff went down I was so on edge water is scary!


Got my baby nephew a Man City jersey but he threw it away


Guess who finally officially started therapy


TITS IN THE MORNING TITS BEFORE LUNCH TITS IN THE AFTERNOON TITS ON MY


If we break up and you pregnant bitch that baby my ex too


Can I just not go back tomorrow and have the week off ? I just really want more time to relax I feel I barely did cause I had so much to do


Kiss The Series


6 months from now i will be in a whole different situation. i'm claiming it.


My packages better be here in time


Mongolian bbq … haven’t had this since my college days


i hate when i get annoyed. I feel like im mean to my friends


I cannot wait for chloe and halle’s album


Malini throwing #imlie out of a house that's not her own... Why?? Hazards of skipping episodes when the show is about to end


Gained my first sub this morning. Will be adding more content this evening. Subs between then and now will receive a special treat


very sad girl today I hate this


VOTING ISN'T OVER.


I need more lesbian and DIVERSE bisexual women representation on tv. We really get crumbs I want something with substance!!!GIVE US SOMETHING DAMN IT!!!! And don’t make it depressing


Istg this girl said she was done work at 3 and I've been waiting for her for like 30mins hurry tf up


Damn Mike not you man


Speak your blessings into existence. Be consistent, pray, and manifest.


Buttercup hates this lavender oil smell in my room ndiyamlibala


I hate unnecessarily loud ass bitches. Especially when you can tell it’s not they personality they just are xtra pick me today


im gonna upload my next vlog at 1pm, stay tuned everyone!


Adam sandler is filming on my boyfriends block rn let me get an autograph if I see him


It’s the always being horny for meeee


Bitches will be rude when they feel threatened by you


I just realized that it's the first of December, and here's the annual tweet of me declaring my love for December


1x for the homies @user and @user for helping el chavo out today. The goons got the job done


Talking is a lot easier man but sometimes you can’t work out how??


Yes! Biden picked @user !!


Is your girlfriend smart, or has she also posted that “father and boyfriend bills” meme


Morningg, qrt this with your wish in december


Forehead is getting those stages booked for As Soon As Possible.


Tammy defending Rudiger i believed was to be actually truthful, but i have come to sense after seeing some chelsea fans, the club were defo behind this


sometimes i regret hitting a bowl but i never regret *not* hitting a bowl


Sabado gigante was airing since the 60


Hits different could’ve (should’ve) been a single.


got a chair thrown at me yesterday so i called in today and took off the rest of the week... #welldeserved


Most people cant say this but my family is really the only realist on my team


The relaxing sensation of concern before someone's search engine


I want to cry. Ohh Allah help me and give me a peaceful life. Ohh Allah I'm sorry for everything please make my life easier......


don’t follow me and you ain’t got no pictures


Idk what it is about Veeze but I like him


love y, my fk


Hays next sunday pa talaga


10 subs off 500 subscribers 10 uploads off 500 uploads


What an unfortunate turn of events oh well karmas a bitch


Why would both my appointments I had set today be pushed back


tell me why i was like whose bx??!? its byounggons stage name


Great to catch up on the weekend @user DJ looking sharp buddy


The fact that Three sick


My girls such a hardworking woman I’m so proud of her


VOYAGERS EAT VOLATILITY UP FOR BREAKFAST. I AINT SELLIN $VGX #buythedips


Why my weed always coming up missing that’s annoying af


guess i have no self power to stop this ridiculous nail biting, so back to acrylics


He want a bad girl to come spend his money.


that video has 1,107 views y’all


If I Got my Read Receipt on and I don’t reply that mean no love it’s not up for debate


the way i’m bout to start acting


It is soo hard to find love these days all the people I have dated they cheated on me someone please show me what real love is


Hold up summer is that you


I always forget how stressful moving can be even if you’re excited about it


How have I been with angel for the past 3 days, I leave and now I miss her, this girl has me in a chokehold


“If tHe mAsK wOrKs WhY dO wE nEeD tO bE 6 FeEt ApArT” If my seatbelt works why do I gotta worry about the traffic signs


not me getting an anxiety attack in a sex shop over buying a dick


Apparently I have an animated emote slot now so like.... Damn


sorry can’t hear u over my iphone 12 pro max and $15.73 in my bank account


Bahroo victimizing himself on stream


Ever realize that in every horror movie that involved demonic possession, only white people were possessed?


waahh


this government pushed for herd immunity, blamed the public and escaped criticism because everyone’s blaming each other instead of the actual people responsible.


Just remembered that all my family wants of me is to continue their shit family tree and dont care about my emotions or that I want to do something else with my life


Nobody: Me: Damn these niggas easy af


OMG sydney sweeney is in this episode aww she’s so little


See you later maybe neVER My girl strong enough to micro-dose


people rlly say “everyone has different tastes in things” and then make fun of people for what kind of music they listen to.


You know I’m sensitive


Ahora que terminamos de ver how to get away with murder, pose y modern family, veremos how I meet your mother y the office


most likely wont be doing the genshin stream, not feeling too great rn


It’s about time I get my own LLC and be my own boss


I don't understand the people who call themselves 'moa' but hate on other members for for having more exposure/lines/ all sorts of reasons. They are a group. They will each shine for different reasons. Stop the hate. Piss off


submitted my email finally


she’s a little fruity


If you feel like you lose that battle, pray. At the end of the day, His desire is for us to love one another. It is the enemy's job to destroy so let's not allow that. Human as we are, we fail but it's okay bc God knows our heart and every intention of it.


I can’t ever say long story short cause I always have to share it with detail


I never fuck with beginners


Prayers and good vibes please for my father, he has to get checked for clogged arteries tomorrow! Here’s to good news and much love!


I reached 700 followers, thank you everyone for your support! This is all really special to me, I hope I can keep counting on your smiles to fuel me!!!!


that social media limit svt were on is officially gone and i hope it never makes a comeback


ana mari deserved a goal too


i left my hoe ways in 2016, i forgot how to shoot my shot y’all


Some of y’all pats fans are ignorant fools


Cant Fuck Witchu U Used To Date A Clown


I really wish YoyoGames could have given us a heads-up before changing their license pricing model.


All I need is a gang bang with some tatted up well hung men.


I thought when I had heart surgery at 19 I’d be set for life, here I am hooked to a monitor again


gonna attempt to get bts tickets tmrw


#RHOBH is back tonight!


So now I feel like I fucked up my new ish shoes already and now I don’t wanna wear them


Your daily reminder to abolish the police and give your Headmates a hug -


Not the jealous card


When are referees gonna realise that Italians are cheating fucks all they do is dive. Ruining the game


Craving stir fry


Dinner about to slap


The way this Jubilee tour turning into a PR disaster


snow forecast for today and tomorrow. smh. it's almost MAY bro


Sho cutee


I miss $50 gas fill ups.


i am a victim of southwest this year


i changed my @ since i at least have a pup name chosen thanks to the lovely @user


school is so pointless...I will never use physics or algebra. I just wanna be in a band


Oh nothing about to get me a dozen of Male Blue crabs


Want to feel nostalgic? Rewatch our first ever episode of 7 Questions released exactly a year ago today! We can’t thank our fans enough for coming with us on this journey so far, and we’re excited to bring you another year of laughs, questions, and more!


Holy Crap, is the gun shop ever busy today.


what if said I don't bite I just go rawr rawr will you interact with me?


ok but a boyfriend does sound good right about now


Go , sister , Soul sister , soul sister, soul sister , Go sister


Nothing like a near miss to wake you up in the morning


Rule #1 of marketing is that you need to accept that everyone else knows more about marketing than you do


Texas is teaching 100K cases soon. Keep going out to unnecessary shit


oh wow the shit people been telling me for the past couple days shit so flaw


i cant help you be a better you , i can only better myself to $H!T on you


If you are close to me and you know I care about you but always acting like a bitch then I would like to say and I know I don’t say it much “ I love you and without you idk where my life will be at “


if someone’s in the penelope garcia supremacy gc can y’all add the founder back?


i really wanted to deact just for a week but i have responsibilities


$AMZN well below every moving avg. Not looking good for us


overthinking is a drug


I don't post my babe cause she might look like yours and I Don't want trouble


when you experience the right people you’ll laugh at what you thought was ok


Good morning babes, I ended up changing my @ because I’ve been wanting to change it for a while now, I really like it! Hope you guys don’t mind


InDriver sex?


Thankful for my bitches


Who needs amusement parks like Six Flags when I can get equal amounts of anxiety I would from a rollercoaster just by having my parents be in a bad mood for things beyond my control? I don't have to pay a dime and the ride never ends!


NEVER LEAVE US AGAIN ADAM


Bairstow. What a knock!!! Made a chase of 300 look routine


When u peep shit but also believe in minding ur business


Almost done with Ginny & Georgia need something else to watch


All the best to @Official_BRFC for the upcoming season!


Happy to see win @cricketireland , Solid performance, passionate. @ICC #IREvSA


wow a bubble bath with squeeze on the speakers is exactly what I needed


Anyone else feeling personally victimized by Mercury in retrograde today?


Damb girl are you the day after Halloween cuz all I want for Christmas is you


my teacher said i have a cute study table bc she saw hello kitty little does she know it's a bedsheet


No @lfc players in England's team


Cutting cookies n corners


I’m realy miss him


Dear Lord this appetite


I HATE THIS PLACE I HATE THESE FACES


Two weeks and two days until #PitMad. Not that I'm counting.


I want to haunt your dreams. So much that when you wake up next to your partner in the morning all you can think about is how you can be a good drone for Me. Give in.


The passionate sensation of wasting time through your domain


when eddie doesnt know you might have a deadly illness but his moots do


Mannn everybody including me was hyped for Kyrie now till and if it happens i wont being him up again


My grandma finally approves of crypto


Lord I bless you for giving us Chandler Moore


Fun fact: Kaidence drink out of a straw now


Explaining to baby sis what a DVD player is ....


i’d hate to be the one to piss the happy girl off


Now that my vacation is coming to an end… it felt super great to just be in the moment most days. No phone, just family and vibes. Now for my next trip with the girls to San Francisco!


I’m just about to stay out way bro


As your head of house…


My stomachs been really achey lately. Like,, it's not stopped me from eating at all. But it has made me regret it after the fact


wowwwww, I feel so good


Just play your role and we gone be good


My wonderful Mrs who told me I was letting myself go earlier has just said she loves me 5/10, my heart is so full of our love!


I need an excuse to do a full face but I have no life


i think what i'm gonna do, since it'll be a weekday, is spend my birthday in the brooklyn botanic gardens. maybe the brooklyn museum. do some bookshop hopping. grab breakfast pie at four & twenty blackbirds. and simply vibe. if it rains i will scream


no morals, no respect for actual victims and their struggles. this app is a fucking nightmare


Ukrainian Armed Forces confirm


I’m really good at leaving people where they had me f•cked up


I love saying “and I pay all my bills by myself” That’s a flex on my ego, not my bank account


Just spent some good money at Rocks but investing in myself and my fitness goals is my gift to myself.. I’m excited for these results


I can’t believe I took at nap at Chris’s house and both of us forgot I was there until i woke up


Thinking about starting a podcast and calling it the bad boys of socialism. Gonna make chapo look like freaking pod save America


My @virgingalactic shares are up 105% today. I’ve never had anything up 100% before in my portfolio. Milestone achieved


mark's ig story


Next iPhone I get I need the maximum GB cuz I’m getting so tired of seeing Storage Low


wow, i love you and i’m proud of you @ddlovato


These hos in here eatin some bs for lunch


if my bestfriend gets rich after i die, girl u best believe imma haunt u until u die.


so everyone's boyfriend is buying them flowers today but mine?


Stayed up late just to play Stardew valley.. safe to say it's gonna be my new obsession


Minding your own business is a super power.


Touched my first thousand dollars by myself ima touch dat mill alone


My sister made me want ice cream cake now


“No weapon formed against me shall prosper” is my go to scripture. I say it daily. Never failed me yet


tomorrow will be having another internship interview.. bismillah wish me luck


I used to be so embarrassed to have a fat ass.. now everybody getting one


My dog makes me laugh everyday and I love him so much for that


I'm 1558529 images old.


It's my Mama's bday tomorrow and I'm planning to make her favorite yummy desserts.


it’s bouta be a sad rest of the week


idea: using the money i saved by not buying food to buy clothes


aight over it time to kick some ass


Which gg disbandment hurt u all the most? For me it was 4minute because I didn’t see it coming


Might just delete all my pictures and become anon till next year


the amount of ppl that have gotten covid around me now is


They forget you living but when you die thats when they act like they miss youu


Being 150lbs and sick bihh it’s hard to pick up a 30 something pound baby


watching the 2020 movie on netflix


Kardashians took them BBLs out quick


Low key miss being on the hot turf


You a different breed if your cereal goes in after the milk


Quiero scrubs de Work and chill


I want my hair a brighter red like candy apple but I don’t wanna bleach it if anyone has recommendations lmk


Whew it’s award season in the group chat y’all.. let’s see if we don’t disband at least thrice before the awards. It’s worse than MAMA


i really need to control myself from easily to cry every night


We are on the first week of this quarantine and people are already in their feelings


I’ll clap yo ass


Relax. You are one mistake I am not willing to make again.


I’m coming see you jack


I’ve been gone for a while here in my account but my love for my girls will never end


Being bitter never works just try taking advice love


That bitch for everyone we ain’t spoke inna minute


First impression of me vs. ................ I don't give a fuck


Iss bar to whatsapp army ko bhi masterstroke wala kuch content nahi mila


I don’t wanna feel like that, hurts so good, it hurts so bad.


1 thing a bitch ain’t gotta do is act like she looking for me cause I ain’t never hiding…


smoking vape pens is a new turn off added to my list of turn offs


i can never decide if i wanna keep my hoop in or put a stud back in


Don’t overcompensate to make someone like you. Especially me. Cause I can tell.


Two days ago, we broke 254 followers, the current count of the official Living Scriptures page. Today we're at 325. If you have friends who like memes and cartoons, I strongly encourage you to invite them to follow the page. Let's try and double discipleship this week, eh?


Fuel dey scarce, fuel dey scarce. Una stee dey add fuel to violence upandan for these streets. This country na wa


Just realised @MrsGiFletcher is the last girl in the castle....meaning isn't she technically Queen of the castle?!


I guess this is the month I piss everybody off . Oh well


15 mins til class


I seriously hate breaking in shoes


“To love someone fiercely, to believe in something with your whole heart, to celebrate a fleeting moment in time, to fully engage in a life that doesn’t come with guarantees – these are risks that involve vulnerability and often pain..."― Brené Brown, The Gifts of Imperfection


next year my last year in Texas


wikihow to not stutter when talking


Let’s Go Huston


A reminder that my DMs are a safe place for anyone, you can come tell me about your day, or maybe we can talk about video games or anything you like, so don't hesitate, hit me up


I’m still pissed Susan Collins won re-election in Maine. How did that happen? Sara Gideon was fantastic.


i was feeling so sad today and then i remembered im THAT bitch


don’t ask me to book on y’all lil apps if ima still have to wait a hour to get my hair cut ...fuck


Me drinking a monster even though I know energy drinks make me anxious


Weird was on sale all year I see


Why I come in the kitchen and fat ass eating my chocolate covered strawberries


it was so cold this morning and I woke up at the sound of the birds chirping,it was so nice


I’m too young to be this old ,18


tigray is not a helpless region. heavily armed & many with military training, who haven’t forgotten how it was during the derg. if this escalates it will be very bloody for ethiopia smh


My bank account said


When white people sweat


You'll take my life but I'll take yours too, you’ll fire your musket but I'll run you through so when you're waiting for the next attack, you’d better stand there's no turning back


I can’t believe JayPaul said is it because he’s giving Cross respect


I can’t read Harry Potter for shit at work every time I step into Hogwarts they call me on the damn radio


25 from 3 any good? Queue my gameweek falling apart now


i really wonder sometimes if harry or someone from his team sees some of our tweets sometimes defending him and just says to themselves “damn blank be going off”


ACTUALLY love again all I got and r u riding would be my top 3 but thats just me


These Friggin Cramps ... Whew


I wonder if buying things is an unhealthy coping mechanism


I'm making this my new porn account, I'm not longer gonna be mainly feet. I'm still gonna be selling if anyone wants, but imma be retweeting my own degeneration now


Moving stream back by an hour because I’m just finishing some work! Then we can jump into DR


When life gives you lemons, know who’s eyes to squeeze them in


PHX -1.5 2ND QTR


Hi guys stream tomorrow


Pretty sure Jenny is ignoring me bc I’m ugly


We just gonna slide over the fact that Apple really skipped the iPhone 9


lmaooo my prof fucked up and this foo said can i get a F in the chat and everyone put an F in the chat


Saint imma sinner, prize I’m a winner


If I’m explaining what I want and you still find a way to be negative about the situation there’s nothing I can do but leave


Maybe I need a hole to fill or someone to suck


The way I have fallen in love with big time rush all over again


Hi @user , Just an appreciation post for you. Thank you for always being yourself. Fearless, kind, genuine and beautiful. I hope life is treating you well and you're enjoying some time away from everything. I hope today finds you happy, healthy and loved. Love you so much


running on 1 hour of sleep today


Hiding my bitch wig all summer show them niggas how you really look


I didn’t have supper, I can feel it now


I ain’t cool with no niggas.. if he a aint my brudda don’t think we cool


I'm bout to get this job


The line at Portillos be unnecessarily long


who wants to sit on daddy’s lap and get knee bounces


I’m either getting a charger or a suv. Shit I might just get me a truck after driving Ericas yesterday


tangina I like this one person pero im not sure if she even likes me


I really just saved most of @user tiktok videos in hopes of me being inspired to cook and bake so hopefully I start


Nothing much happened on 22/2/22...so I will postpone my miracle wishlist to 23/3/23


also THANK YOU again to the #VidUKon2020 concom, it was truly spectacular and i am so so impressed by what you accomplished in setting up this virtual con in such a short time!!! hope to see you all again in person next year!


Anyways, I think it's time for bed, goodnight everyone


I want to go for a bike ride but it’s so cold I am not trying to get sick


I’m thinking about buying another car


Craving frozen yogurt


Say ima joke..laughin to tha bank


Moaning Myrtle has been gone for far too long


Havent played video games in two weeks


Scheduled my therapy session for today


Craving Berris


If money make her cum, I’ll stick my phone in her


Yeah my man can slut me out I love that shit


Kemba Walker is really our point guard


That Nigerian boy had an absolute shocker anyway. Don’t think I’ve ever seen a player so spooked by a crowd. Was all over the place


PSA: We are at 851 days of “15 days to flatten the curve.”


Wtf twas so freaking hawt


First COVID shot .. done


Came in here to brush my teeth.... The tube been squeezed in the middle. And they wonder why I won't marry em


I feel like a model


“top of the league”


Fajita chicken bake covered in peppers, salsa & Mozarella cheese with Spanish rice for dinner!


Niall, who is Black and White about?


Moving funny? We love that


Triple H has done alota good things but hes really dropped the ball on Chad Gable & Alpha Academy I would much rather watch Alpha Academy over more Lumis cringe


Some happy news! Taking the boyfriend to Algeria as we didn’t get to travel over the holidays.


I meet u in my dream, and i just missed you more and more


Huyu ameweka No Ceilings mixtape. And chiiiill, Lil Wayne used to rhyme and mess up with every word. Huh "I weather the storm I am a lightning streak"


I be in & out of moods you gotta catch me while you can


Ain’t nothing worse than when you pick the wrong/corny friend


while planning the scape plan, the both of you are fucking.


A reminder to please get tested (if you can)!!!!! It's covered by most insurances and or free, be safe and smart about all of this


That crafty crab i had yesterday was so good i want some more


bitches only bullies on the net, hoe shut up


i have to direct a photoshoot tmrw n im having HUGE creative block


If this girl complains one more time on her IG that she’s fat I’m going to scream, she literally looks great


good coochie don’t mean nut in it


I just need a mental break/vacation


… ohhhhhh.. I miss Chris Matthews!!!


I want the lasagna I made last week back


Super League is going down!


Don't think even the most die-hard @ManUtd supporter would have believed #christianoronaldo would bring as much value as he's bringing. #outstanding And #ericbailly had his best game


your love cant be replaced


I’m really late to getting my commissions post up so I seriously appreciate any boosts so I can try to make it in time to pay bills


Get ready for Bruno and Kaeya content in the next month


city top of the league


I’m not allowed to accept gifts from the public over $20 but moonshine really doesn’t have a price soooo


I'm alone at home. All the snacks I order from the gorillas are mine.


Peep & remove. Not peep & react. Protect your peace by all means


I’ve Had a Lady Mithering Me The past couple of Days for me to Do some work for her Some of The Questions I get asked you wouldn’t believe Will it be cheaper if I do it Quicker If I get the stuff is it cheaper Told her I Can’t do anything for at least a week You coming tomorrow


Walking red


Watching My Friend Dahmer and it’s off to an eerie start already


I shed tears on my way to work this morning thinking of Kobe. Just, WOW


You want dat child’s play den I am chucky.


I’ve been such a naughty wanna be vegan - had a hot dog today


You ever wonder why we can create a covid test within a year, and never create a influenza test which is tested the same way!


covid twice in one year AND the week of new years


Listening to Maggie doing voice over about her upcoming solos... Damn, her voice is music to my ears


A firm believer in delayed gratification, but lately it’s been hard as hell not giving in


i stayed up all night then went to sleep at like 7 AM or somethin and slept til 3 PM


Even Twitter hates me. I wasn't able to post something, because it went "Whoops, you already said that" when I know I didn't.


Secured a listing today life is good


HI send me all yalls recs for nashville!!!! i need all the ideas and places to eat


Where y’all drinking at today?


i spend my whole day watching friends


I’ve been craving tacos for like 2 weeks


i’m dating bens science teacher


&& for my pain I got right on his dick


Finally responded to all my YouTube emails


Tonight was my 200th competitive game covered for @user For those interested...I have a win percentage of 29%


40 minutes for an edit isn't that bad tbh


Whatever God is cooking can someone please tell him it’s ready


Mbaape for pass this ball


i have a uni interview next week and i am so stressed


Drove behind a pickup today with a huge Trump flag and huge confederate flag flying. In the truck window read “Save our children” I really don’t get it


I think we can all agree that dressing like a witch does not make you a witch but it’s really really fun and please I need 500 dollars to buy all of my Amazon wish list witch clothing items so I can live my dream


I literally can not stop playing CLB


do not pick an argument w me. i'm petty as FUCK and you'll hate it


I can’t tell if I wanna have sex every day or if it’s just the feelings I thought I didn’t have


The wild project


Haven't cum in like three days and I'm dying


It’s a Chicken Wings kinda day..


happy birthday ranboo and welcome to adulthood it's kinda shit but hey, idk where i was going w that


Chiiile


Can’t no bitch make me feel way about nothing I’m good I’m at peace. It staying like that I never be mad over a nigga just not in my blood if it didn’t work it is what is baby


I’m profesh at fucking around & figuring it out.


I'm happier by myself, don't have to worry bout what somebody doing, why they not replying, or who they with, no stressing, arguing, crying, none of that!


That’s a very satisfying - and hard fought - win away from home. Played some lovely stuff, actively looked to win the game rather than shut up shop, stood up to a real test at the back. I bloody well enjoyed that


Another good result in the @ChampionsLeague Qualifiers tonight keeps the positive run going. 1pt Paolo Hibernians +0.5 & +1.0 at 1.93


My @user #Workout has been canceled due to technical difficulties. Sorry for the inconvenience, folks.


Where’s Special Counsel John Durham


goodnight <33 hope your dreams are a sweet as mine


Finally got my account back nadat twitter dacht dat ik nog 13 was


Hi dolls, can you let me know how much you spend on SW advertising a month/year? Please RT and comment for exposure. Cheers


I am so tired, and yet, I am contemplating making buttercream. This sounds more rational in my head, but the egg whites will go bad otherwise, and I’m going to need it on Sunday. Who needs dinner, when you can eat buttercream?


So I’m in line at the check out strolling and all these tiddy Tuesday post hit my timeline


I have another university lecture lined up for next month. This teaching lark, it's a bit fun! Although, the really fun part is swanning in for a day and then leaving quickly.


bitches holling this and holling that but look fuck both sides


So... just recorded my first obscene phone call. The hospital just turned them selves into debt collectors. I heard nothing but obscene language.


Being a scholar to manager is an ultimate goal in axie world


Follow up appointment Thursday praying for good news


Somos clowns forever


This girl traumsrizedme so much I’m too scared to make new friends