Ok ok hear me out: BLACKPINK doing Carpool Karaoke with James Corden at the @latelateshow for the comeback album


Geeeeeeeez ma. I know you have an #onlyfans and that’s cool but...leave me alone tho Fuck


Doing a thing this Friday! Ecstatic


Attention millionaires and millionaire-adjacent people: Once the billionaires kill off the poor, working, and middle classes by making them go back to work, guess who’s next? Guess who’s poor now?


gonna go fuck up a sandwich rq but feel free to get me to a million followers while I'm gone


My back is bothering me and I am annoyed


Me living happily and peacefully knowing karma is gonna handle those who hurt me


Gone all day and NO venmo.


I finished season 2 of Pose and I’m just in tears WHERE IS SEASON 3


listening to pretty odd


When I get in a relationship ima be so open and have a bond with a mfa that I never had before , ima completely go missing . No social media apps. Just pure intentions , full attention ect ... but until then I’m just focusing on my son and I


In case anyone wanted to know, I am, in fact, living my best life


pretty sure i aced that test


Did not realize Damian changed the air freshener by the kitchen to Fresh Linen scent & I’ve been putting away dishes or walking by the area like “WHYYY IS THIS LAUNDRY SCENT SO STRONG?!”


There's a rose named after me and it smells wonderful


— drop the tags for TREASURE!


Ok another question. Is covenant ER allowing someone to go in with you yet? Or like if someone goes do they have to go alone?


Keep seeing angel number 555


Ryan made his Christmas list and I got everything on it but that damn Xbox series x


my mom is giving away my rabbits i’m going to unalive myself


Keep the same ENERGY AT ALL TIMES!


Oh boy, right now I’m so happy


#NationalMargaritaDay Just saying


Everytime Liam O'Brien likes one of my critical role fanart, I gain 10 years of life


#LongLiveMJ love and miss you bro


I would be eating food thinking about another food


Why do I still eat artificial sweeteners when my stomach turns outside and inside? For now, I promise to stop eating that. My body gets such a bad allergic reaction to it. If you want sweetness, eat the real thing!


Anyone know any good places in need of a bartender ?


am I annoying or yall are ignoring me


if you a man and you watch another man physically or verbally abuse a woman, you a bitch g


Lima beans with smoke meat, rice, fried chicken and my famous cornbread


my problem is if i'm awake, my loved ones are not meant to be sleeping wth who did you think i was going to annoy


Bangin 4KT always


If you’re reading this, you’re about to be eaten by a bear. GULP


Something ain’t right and I can’t put my finger on it


got in a fight w my parents # orphan


Did I just hear this ute so confidently saying there are 25 letters in ghe alphabet


Why do everybody hates me? Like I can't make friends, I can't find a man, I can't get a job, I can't get a car, I can't get like,share,comment, RT, fave, a text, a call...


Iloveyouuu to my man


my sister told me to pick up my nephew at school and i went to the wrong elementary school


9.9 shopping done. Now I can sleep.


Kicked European super league into the curbs can we do same for VAR


I really had a bad day today I’m just over life right


i been chilling, hope u don’t think dat I lost it


speaking on topics that don’t involve you makes you look like booboo


In case anyone is missing my modern AU Kaebedo on this fine Tuesday afternoon, I am here to remind you all I have bits and pieces of written works about them posted to Poipiku (since my doc started glitching from being too big....) I'll link them below for convenience


Forever gone win


It feel good to be able to put my bills back on auto pay


The Personal Finance Club Instagram page just hit 401K followers! It's a sign for everyone to ramp up those 401(k) contributions!!


Person I was mean to hookup with decided not to visit wellington but also decided not to tell me until 1am


I’m always tryin to find a weird #hotcheeto to sale on eBay


I can’t wait to see Armani she so adorable


say that you miss me, i think you’re mistaken


Never had more respect for ppl like @user @user @user @user @user after last night. Putting yourself out there is not an easy thing to do. I see you all as people instead of avatars and that is sadly rare in this space. Thanks


1899 on Netflix is


A 1-2-3 frame with no runs scored for either team We head to the third still at a 5-5 draw! #Flagship


7 West me rn


Ohhhhh things about to get interesting .... #chelsea #europeansuperleague hearing reports that Chelsea are preparing documents to pull out of #esl


My dad is truly my bestfriend


Oh My Gah. It’s such a Fucking Beautiful Day


#tanla solutions analysis video will go live tomorrow at 8pm. Stay tuned


My Number 9 @user


If u r sad just listen to #UGH


I hate having to come up w reasons why I don’t wanna do something. Because I no longer feel like it!!


This year is a good year, next year will be the best year


Will try to run 42k (marathon distance today) just for fun


how many crime shows does Atlanta need? there’s First 48, ATL Homicide & now I’ve stumble upon a new one called “Atlanta Justice” if they city is dangerous just say dat


I want box braids but I don’t want to sit to get them done


cramping so bad am rocking back amd forth in pain


That mf Rylo hard


No I don't need permission


No one actually makes me happier and I’m just so so happy he’s my best friend too


trapped in a box, feels like i c@nt breath


Life: wyd? Me: trying to get energy for it all


Bitches talk the most shit about their “friends”, and turn around and smile in their face.


7 days without narcissus


Can tell that the Bartees Strange record is meant to be heard live


Necesito meterle un after office.


#BBNaija can Yousef use his voice


anyone else have uneven hips cause you bellydance too much on one side?


I didn't see or find anything, Milord


Que rico es comer fuck


I really got a nice pink hole


My Sister sent me some jokes. As seen on the sign - "Frog Parking Only. All others will be toad".


Just think about .1 (10%) of a bitcoin. If btc reaches 14mil that’s 1.4mil


I thought the new actress for Rhaenyra was Hunter Schafer


I made a promise to myself that I wouldn’t buy any new books for at least a short while but I FAILED. I have no self control it seems


Scuf sure takes their time


A nigga body still don’t feel normal


[Ignore the fact that autocorrect kept "correcting" Dimitry


And just like that, Changgu came to made my day again


Yay! Dr Fauci heard America’s CRY and he’s BACK!


dunno who needs to hear this, but YOU CANNOT SHRINK PORES!


Ah! Good old VAR


So I got kicked from my guild today. They were good friends for a year during the pandemic and I wish them all the best, but life goes on. I have a trial in a Mythic guild tomorrow and timed my first +16 tonight


I’m gone find me a way


When has Southgate ever been good enough or first choice


just bitches, coke and metallica


why is uk d'ing up like this with < minute left?


I'm still a lil bit tipsy lol


I’ve cooked twice this week already, I’m showing out


Troll of the day: the elevator that takes literally 10 minutes to get here


Ok but why did Buck drive Eddie to pick up Chris at the end of the earthquake ep? Didn’t Eddie have his car to get to work? What’s was the reason if not to show them as a budding family like all the others in the montage


its heartwarming when your mom jamming to your bf's favorite song


I lowkey hate feeling things like who’s idea was it to have emotions


That Stair Master ain’t no joke


can't wait for the weekend so i can cook some beef chilli with garlic noodles


This rap in the end, what is this man tf


After a year of having a girl, Vance can finally admit outloud that he would like more girls


What a ball from the best winger in the world


#eth —> Discovery mode


i’m bout tieeeedddd of y’all bitches


my baby gon tap out in the rocking chair every time


Registering for my last semester of college, so exciteddddd


Ain’t shit about a nigga spitting in yo mouth sexy


Don’t play w me, play w yo bitch


Of all that I got for my birthday it was the little note card for me


Gonna make me some hot chocolate.


Ya beauty Rangers 3


Kamala Harris could shoot Trump in the middle of Fifth Ave. and not lose a single voter.


My honey can come on home now I’m tired of going outside


Los que agarraron a Jonathan Taylor como Pick 1


eat me to some gangsta music cs dat shit romantic


You will never meet another real one like meeee


I know I’m sick. But I’m really contemplating going to get a slushy from quiktrip


the concept of space travel and planet colonization is challenging my beliefs


You can make lil dumplings in the newest Skyrim edition


Art Basel Official Roll Call Will be representing @user at many events throughout the week If you’re going, let me know so we can link up


A standing ovation for Zelensky in the Italian Parliament today.


Feeling much better nowadays... almost ready to update my store with a very naughty vanilla video!


Them nggas ran down on yo homie now you sliding


Only watching tv cuz I’m in it!


Aparently I look alot more "approachable" with a short beard


Slim waist, ass fat, my shit is caked up


Just been feeling like the universe want me to loose it


I really want to join in on the #girldad trend, but I don't put my girls' pics on social media. Though, it is really nice to see fathers get some praise on twitter! Keep it going!


Taemin just took my money again today


.. kindly fck off


First graduate exam in the books !


I always rather buy my kiddo stuff then get me anything I need


Jeez, you can see @danny__kruger on @BBCNewsnight visibly shuffling in his seat as he attempts to defend his malevolent and incompetent superiors. Here you go, Dan... fill your fur-lined boots.


So I just accidentally wrote for two hours. Why can’t I be this productive during the day time??


Bae making a crab boil


Realist women he ever met


Me & Bria just picked brovah. Oh yea we outside today.


What a player Alphonso Davis is too


This has been heavy on my heart but y’all ain’t realize the new “variant” came out the day before Ghislaine Maxwell trail ?


someone come thru w a rillo & let’s smoke


Pretending I don’t know what day it is so I can justify a wine


I think my face is ugh.. slightly burnt


Brights, Snowball Power, BrightWins we need to report some account. It can't be shared here on tl. If u are here just tell me I'll share the link in DM. we need mass report together


In less than a week all of @user have managed to create an online training programme, inform all students how it will work, constantly worked with us everyday on cardio and dance, kept us motivated, all whilst maintaining their own lives outside of work. Unbelievable


My work computer messing up


This week has really been a headache already but I’m making progress getting this shit back in order


why did I just learn that Shaq had 61pts & 23reb on his BIRTHDAY one time?


Took my second vaccine dose today.


You wonder how a team with Messi can go an entire 50 minutes without a shot on target


you don't know how much it hurts not talking to you


I’m not tripping on this Capricorn Venus retrograde bc I’ve been doing the work and weeding out the people I don’t want in my life and trying to set boundaries. Plus I’m not in a committed relationship. So ahhh.


namiss ko night shift


My variegated monstera is opening it’s first leaf


What if we did the stanky leg on Mount Rushmore


Need a boo to use as my header! any volunteers?


Drastic measures bout to be taken tn but don’t worry it’ll work out in the long run


Got my parents card to buy groceries while they on holiday


Atleast I didn’t get my hopes up..


Enjoy the little details that distinguish you, enjoy your day the way you like


Nordstrom cafe got this bomb ass pasta


Y'all if u see adopt me and among us tweets pls excuse that that's my cousin using my account


Carry her come ,Jehovah carry her de come my house oooooo


i barely post but it's all there


If you’re a dbee text me


Ahhhh the Super League dead cat comes to save Johnson for a few more days to make up some more lies about Dodgy Dave and #ToryCorruption before #PMQs


anyway i just baked some cookies for my partner


Fr fr Ford needs to sponsor me for what I’m about to do


if HAN has million number of fans i am one of them. if HAN has ten fans i am one of them. if HAN has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth. if the world is against the HAN, i am against the world . i love HAN


What if i confessed that i like someone


Why Dr. Umar just call Lebron a coon on live lmfaoooo


tae eating strawberries/pineapple on his story when i packed that for my lunch today


Keep calm it’s my #birthday


Fuckkkkk. I randomly started craving a bionico


Damn miss living in LA atm look at that


Uhh have you guys seen today's date? Kinda random


Allah knows who belongs in your life and who doesn’t. Trust and let go. Whoever is meant to be there, will still be there.


People use half of their bed for mini office laptop, pillows, phone, remote and snacks


I don't have "a" type - there are numerous types which are all Super Effective against me. I'm like Parasect but as a pan trans lesbian. Transmasc femboys? Dead. Cyberwitch sk8r grrls? Helpless. Plural canids? Rip and tear, bb. Ethereal a(r/u)tists? Smitten. Ex-faggot fembies?


Amsterdam booked for 3 weeks time


That box water is gross


i love laughing & joking around .. maybe a lil tooo much


Going for my covid jab tomorrow, after only just finding out I’m high risk


and so no wanking till Friday when I might be milked to the last drop.. it is gonna be difficult but I can do it


i need to be inna gym


It’s always gonna be Lil Durk for me


I swear making designs is cool and all but editing videos and making music is much easier


oh come on now ! you surely have missed little ol’ me .


im about to be getting not even 6 hours of sleep whoops


I wanna cry with how overwhelmed I am


#MakeBandaiGreatAgain smh this game rn….


maria Finally pinned me On snap after being Together for 2 months i Feel so Honored


Knowledge is potential power that becomes true power only when it is put in to action and executed on.


Strip teasing your man while he’s in the middle of a work call >>>


Life doesn't always give you the people you want, and sometimes it takes away the people you need the most #RinJay


Call me…. mrs. quit that job


they filmed black swan and ON while they were practicing in LA for the grammy's so in conclusion new album coming after april


Bangerrr stream. Now I’m eating breakfast for dinner & watching friends Life’s good man


pls don't block me tara


i aint grow up playin ball, but ill show you how tf you gotta do it


Last night, I had a dream that I was hired as @user tech. I have no idea how much I was getting paid, but I was excited about it!


It's a brand new night, make it count...sleep when u dead...


GOODNIGHT MGA GUYS. ILOVEYOU ALL. PRAY ALWAYS MUAH


So you people no they feel ashamed supporting @ManUtd


High pay vs good pay with chill team and boss. I'd choose the latter


Yooo, my anxiety is horrible right now


Why am I seeing 2 day old tweets on my tl


I sat on my cart and it shattered


they’re talking about having had sex


goood morninggg besties


Yooo Rick n Morty S6E1 is


I hope this weather stays.. I actually wouldn’t mind it like 10/15 degrees cooler.


Deadass been hurt to many times idk what to trust


The Pentaverate is good I love Mike as Ken Scarborough but, not so much as Bruce Baldwin.


We need more Vegas mfs to get an acc w macu I’m tired of driving 30 years to get a check


I finally got my sewing machine from my parents house soooo who wants to help me advance my skills?


I was not looking forward to my bday anymore due to the virus but my good sis @user got me excited again


Aight I’m back to working OT again, I need to buy this punching bag


Ordered my signature off eBay and it better be authentic


I love being in bed cuddling with my cat all day


I need Christian grey


The fuckin mind clarity i get after bjj is tits.


i just tipped a girl i recognized at jamba juice just bc i remember getting in trouble in 4th grade for flicking pieces of broccoli into her hair bc she told on me. LMAO. consider it reparations.


Well I got laid off from my job so I’ll be mistressing again full time while I find another so if you want sessions hit me up


Act like a bitch get treated like one


If you don’t have a valentine open this thread! :)


how u gonna listen to $B and not know who ramirez and germ are?


My dad got me an iPhone 13 pro for my bday


Thought we were the better team but struggled against their physicality. Good point, and brilliant to keep another clean sheet.


My five year old finally asked me why Buffalo is on “Lester Holt” two nights in a row


2 more days and I’m off until the 10th.


I be late a lot of places but the airport I don’t fuck around with


Soon to open new samgyupsal in tacloban city


Stuff just be hitting me out of no where


Why am I scare to turn 22


can nobody joke anymore on army twitter ?


Catch phrase perfectly timed


Spoil her treat her right , if she loyal


that meant to be on my priv bye


Wow the amount of cute activewear for plus size women is disappointing but not surprising


Every time Meg come on she talking about pussy like give it a rest ol educated slut


Iskra just said “John Bolton.”


roadtrip, good music (lany ftw), foods, jamming & rainy weather with the fave person, couldn’t ask for more


yesterday: I'm sad today Taylor and Camila gives us content Me:


me and @user are the most dedicated @CrawlersHQ fans, we were the first there and the last there


Even After They True Colors Showed I Kept It Real On My End


Ordering new gym clothes makes me happy


I think ima get a long board instead of a regular board & just cruise DT


Miss being active in this account


I’m with Reebok soon


my birthday falls on a friday this year & it’s lit


when im hungry i just scroll through this twitter side


This the perfect time to put that stinky rice water in your hair ladies


PSYCH 66 course doesn't start until next week


my manager doesn’t devein his shrimp im gonna puke


i just love it how i can’t understand anything they’re saying but i still feel so happy like i’m a part of their celebration


"How it started Vs. How it's going". Well, only God knows how IT WILL END.


not miles morales being sold out at my gamestop


The verdict is in ....


Getting people into honkai impact by baiting them with lesbians but what does it matter if my closest friends in the world aren’t playing with me


And yes I know I have no right to be disappointed with no Fire Emblem news when 3H isn’t even two years old and the DLC just came out last year but…I am.


People always leave Don't get too attached


Virgo placements: Probiotics are your friends


thumbed thru first 10 piece ain’t look back


bae came in clutch with the food


hotels better start charging 1k per night because


I hate that my baby suck her Hand & HARD ASAB


Hear me out... Coffee flavored ice cream


lord forgive me.. i’m about to splurge on field roast dogs


Lesson from the zanzibar story: always engage your boys in the enjoyments.. but an unfortunate incident regardless


My school is making us do 3 all day zoom meetings and sessions that are 7 hours . And Saturday is included


One thing about the DA, they’re consistent. Consistently disgusting


I didn’t realize how expensive medicine is


E go better for everybody


Government tryna ban credit scores


Where is Thanos when you need him


he’s an 8 but he had another girlfriend while u we’re together


i like how people are scared of me at school. they dont want to talk to me


I can’t wait until next week when I can start replying to emails with “Let’s touch base on that next year.”


The following female music legends; - Janet Jackson - Shania Twain - Amy Winehouse - Rachel Stevens - Anastacia - Samantha Mumba - Alanis Morissette - Alicia Keys - Dolly Parton - Dannii Minogue Have NEVER had a solo UK Number One single. What has been going on?!


St. Henry pray for us


I might actually have to start a gofundme to at least partially fund this postgrad


you know my baby mama know the deal


After being an unhinged horny tiger this weekend, I need to remind myself I can’t open AD Twitter in public


In honor of #italianheritagemonth 2nd cousin Rocco won golden gloves as a teen; opened up a couple gyms & became a successful businessman. He was abusive to people & toxic to everybody around him, I thought about ending his miserable existence on more than one occasion LMAO


I’ve been at work 7 days straight when I say I am drained


Don't you hate when you hold a nigga down then he switch up on you, turn out to be a clown


i’m drawing a new au!!!!! you guys will love this one but i’ll post slowly because i have to work. turn on the notifs!


naur not y’all doxing him


Ragnick is not a Manager , a


Good morning Lord. Thank you for this another day. Guide me. Lead me. Ease all my doubts and worries, for you alone are my savior. I want to be deserving of your love. Bless me with your gifts.


The English subtitles for brand new animal don’t match the English audio


I got the GA placement that I wanted for next year and I am so stoked


Today was dope! Thank you to everyone who came out to the stream, it was a blast seeing the homies!! Four Months of streaming, crazy time so far.


Goodnight babi @jah447798 wuv y u mwaa


Really not enjoying the early morning traffic noise ... like in Kuantan?! Come on


Done with this track, e left with recording fee


Shit weird af then mfs sound borderline slow, so its just a overall weird experience


i hat3 him, shut the fvck up mf


Came to the party just to shoot it up


I can't stop eat choki choki


Made my hair appt for Friday and now I’m getting sad bc I have to leave the baby for the first time


my boyfriend just handed me a diet coke and said “like feeding a tiny bowl of sugar water to a tiny bird”


I really look at shit different now & it’s Cause IDGAF


// honestly i’m hurt. not only because he did this to his fans and supporters but especially because he betrayed people who loved him. my mood is not good rn because of this that’s why i say goodnight


rt this for more WL spots noti on because I might do a timed giveaway


Hey, everyone, can you give my friend @user a follow he's really nice


if a nigga got “big dick” in his bio…


This man a gift from god , got to be


I did a Zumba workout today via YouTube! I’m proud of myself, but I’m definitely not fit like I use to be


Beer and breakfast for dinner


Space Jam preview on Netflix is the Lola Bunny intro scene, so I suppose they know the audience for the film.


One smile can start a friendship


The line for a Covid test is insane


ugh. but lol okay


I started my gym journey and I’m so excited for my new body


“Closed mouths don’t get fed” James Spencer


if i deactivate anytime from friday to tuesday it's because of my midterm


rock in rio, hardwell @ laroc, imagine dragons @ rj vou falir


needing some live @GreenVelvet_ in my life


Oh yeah Eugene is not having gray hair but it is silver! Omggg he looked different yet so handsome


i hsve absolutely no desire to leave my dog


#startcisshaming cis people on this site are better than people in LGBT community


So the braid girls wanted us to spend $7k for small/medium butt length knotless, but refuse to do micros?? It’s giving overcharged and underworked finesse


Indecisive if I should go for a drive or not


Just made a new playlist


Streams come back tomorrow! Was on a mini vacation camping, had fun but ready to come back to grind. Valorant Diamond to Immortal here we come


"I don't normally do this but..." But what?. If you don't geddifok


I also made a NEW air freshener that will be dropping at tuner evo MIAMI on december 17th


Someone complimenting my brows is the best compliment of them all


youre not hard to love, he’s just a lil bitch


i can't wait to be in my new animal crossing island while it transitions from winter to spring


A lot of albums will come this week probably


Face dried for all dem tears i cried up


Fresh Kitchen


I always wish I was a crazy quick artist so I could finish pieces fast, tho whenever I rush it there's always at least ten things I grow to hate about the piece. Being slow at least let's me be annoyingly particular.... butt alass


& if that boy a baller I bet I can make him play for me


I get my gains from grinding weed


Woke up just in time to make chile colorado, calabacitas, and chipotle coditos before heading to work.


people with the most love in their heart are the ones that get the most heart breaks


With my PC out of action the desire to game is unreal, yet I'm too lazy to face a year of PS4 updates


A follow-up to my case worker issue. I talked to her supervisor today. She didn’t know what the term ableist was and even when citing an example she glazed over it. Any complain I had, she defended the case worker. The call randomly dropped mid-convo and she hasn’t called back.


Once you start to forward me vids on what’s app like it’s some Facebook timeline — BLOCKT


Once you love you, you love the whole world. #DrSebi


Undoing childhood trauma to grow into the adult you are becoming is such a journey but a needed one


They left my luggage at my first stop


If I say “im fine” trust me I’m not fine


Let’s get this cardio in today


It’s called Iran


Why are all the RuZZ-Bros also stupid Crypto-NFT-Bros?


it’s always better to keep YOUR business to yourself


Lisa punk ass stood me up


Not sure what to think of job emails that still talk about 'no 9-5 mentality' and 'Friday drinks' combined with 'catered lunches'.


Core | MAGIC!


I made a doctor's appointment today. By TELEPHONE.


So they closed every parking space for the bridge and placed two tow trucks so that no one can park anywhere but I found a nice little place to run at and let me tell you about the men around here


JAKE COME HOME


i like v&v but i'm biased bc of how i found panic ! so i practically have no say


you may not be mine anymore but my name will always be written all over you


I wish I could be as politically inclined as my nigga @user . The only energy I've got left is for sleeping and waking up in the morning. Even my club dey vex me dieee


I’m finna drop so much music I been holding back building the


all this anime got me turning freakin Japanese!


I remember I wanted to be from jersey sooo bad because of dj smallz music.... oh God


“ don’t hi me in the dm, it turns me off” Werey konji never hold you


There’s no way PSG have offered Mbappe £1mil a week


This little 21 year old chick stress me tf out... i don’t see how R. Kelly did that shit for all them years


Feel like Grish doesn’t wanna be a Padre


Maryland OneStop is the dumbest shit


Buying a house is not only stressful it’s fucking suspenseful as well


NHS 111 average call back wait? Process started 9 hrs ago .. not emergency Need prescriber to avoid …


ok but why is @alexander23 continue to tease us like that, boy stop being hot..


RR all out


disabled bcuz i have a 3.8 gpa and a tested 132 IQ and the average human can compute basic logic so they get it confused with disability


Maybe it’ll go better than you think


montage coming Friday might be the best one yet


In honor of Pisces season and us having a shoe addiction, I bought me some new heels & sneakers


Most of the time, what makes you indispensable is your body and what you can offer. Always avoid junk food to have a healthy lifestyle. Go through this to lose weight in 30 days without visiting the gym.


Yll talk to anybody & ion like that


Mixcloud has sent me an email that my followers are missing me. Oba ebitegeza?


hmmm frontal or full lace wig


phony ass


He probably ain’t gone do the lash extensions


cramps have been bodying me this week


i’m convinced covid is in the crawfish because i didn’t get sick until i ate it


the public wants a body rhythm live stage


hey!! i don't know if anyone will see this bc i have 0 followers but, i'm proud of you.


I am so worried about so many of our locals who don’t know how to handle another lockdown alone. Loneliness in the UK needs so much more attention than it currently receives


Young Boy Is A Beast With This Music Shit, I Can Tell He Made The WHOLE Colors With In A Week


My fiancé really proposed to me in his beautiful home country. Will never forget these moments


2 sleeping tablets done, only chance of sleep tonight


Humble yourself sweetheart


Finally submitted my last assignment for my first semester back!


Dick so good boy gave me amnesia


‘What do you say?’ Ehh????? #AshewoSpace


If you buy me coffee I'm not responsible for what happens next


Me & mama getting this it omfg it’s always pack but the wait be worth it


am i the only one who don’t like watermelon??


On a happier note: ya girl got an interview for pink


i need to buy cute outfits for when i go to guadalajara


I hate the lab corps bills


Already pissed on my dam floor


That pretty lil brown skin girl with the baby hairs


The last season of #Manifest comes out this Friday!!


I finally beat godrick thank the lord


I really am a bottle washing, diaper changing, baby talking, lullaby singing ass bitch nowadays


I find angry people very cute. So if I try to make you angry that is why


If a person do you wrong when you down bad they don’t deserve you when you up good .. don’t trip off others let god guide you to a better place above the people that want you beneath .


I really need to work on my kids goodbye vid. I feel guilty because I just couldn't start with it. And some photos are still not developed. But I will collect what I can from those I took. I got this!


C&C to start the morning


I can’t stand ppl that’s rude for no reason like ew yo negativity showing


dream is so good that luds weirdo chat think he’s cheating


Wait, if there's no taeyong, so SuperM will be performing with 6 members??


Finally succceeded! Prague-17 trial, a comparison between left atrial appendage closure vs. non-vitamin k anticoagulants, was accepted today for publication in JACC ! A five year work


youngboy just trippeddddd.


We left just in time… they done had a snow storm


The universe said: here's a skin infection, your period, election night, & midterms!!!


My teacher keeps saying RM but its just market return not him talking about my super loving bf Kim namjoon


For those of you who've been wondering (you know who you are), if you leave yogurt in the fridge long enough, the mold will eventually turn red.


Is it just me or is everyone’s 5head getting big ah


i’m getting so good at makeup


Friday the 13th Tattoo Special? Don’t mind if I do


I wanna make me some dinner but my sister won’t wash the mf dishes


the damn aquarium is gone be packed af i just feel it.


It’s always Black Lives Matter or whatever. Bro this and sister that until a brother or sister doesn’t agree with you


ppl at cwoods play the WORST music


I have two broken pocket zips on my favourite jacket. Took it to the dry cleaners who said due to the design, they can’t be fixed. Gutted. Love that jacket.


222 big win!


I should’ve stopped at Culver’s


You ever try on EVERY item in your closet cause you wanna dress up cute only to end up wearing a plain grey t-shirt? Same. I wanted to wear a dress but none of them match my mood rn


Having had a play with the @user PowerBuilder over the last two nights, it's safe to say it's a seriously good piece of kit.


why did going to iT make me feel like shit


Should've, could've, would've don't linger on things that already happened. What's done is done. & Sometimes it's hard to accept it


Just listened to mika sang to long way down by 1d


And if that's the Caramel snippet, then what.


Needah get home to that spliff


I will be an nco by September


everybody got sum to say when i ain even ask em shit


Owshet me is going to die


Shows you how shocking this league is mind. Man Utd remain 3pts off top 4


i can't wait to cut them dreads into pieces when he get back.


I used all my luck on ayaka now sayu won't come home


Wearing 11.5 but having to get 10.5 in dunks


Hey guys, @EASPORTSFIFA @EAFIFADirect could we possibly get some clarification on what is happening with the SBC menus? They are incredibly clunky/unresponsive on both XB and PS, but completely fine on PC. It feels like there’s too much going on for it to handle? Cheers


Saudi Arabia, Morocco, Japan, Uruguay. The only teams still worth my support


holyyy that inter strike


Relapsed and I’m so disappointed


The water in AZ different, done grew 2 inches


A consistent nigga


I hate having a outfit vision and I can’t put it together or find the pieces


Put it in my mouth until you gasping


Teacher always talking over a mf


i want oxtails & to be treated like one


FUCK THIS. flower boy is a 10


Sancho, Cavani, Mason, Martial, James, Bruno, VdB and possibly Pogba. Possibly Amad/Mata as well. More than enough in that front 4 to cope in Rashy's absence. Hope he comes back stronger and we see the best of him prior to that injury


Just watched Truman show and I’m paranoid


Yep, I like girls


good morning moots! first day of our school today!


Our man @user found three winners at last Friday's Happy Valley meeting, and takes aim for Wednesday's card on Sky Sports Racing


me siento toda linda


Get you a friend that makes you a whole small playlist when you ask for one song suggestion.


Pretty sure there was a Chinese influence on votes for the NTA awards.. I’m a Celebrity ticks so many boxes .. eating live animals and insects..


Woojin you know your guilty, and the fact that you were not only Sexually assaulting a female and her friends after she asked you she wasn't comfortable. You decide to make a fake Twitter account of a fake company to try and wiggle yourself out of this. I'm heartbroken


I’ve realized I love photography… fun


Got me out here acting UNUSUAL


Lost Girls on Netflix was sad man


A good gauge for determining how long someone has been trading -- ask them if $VUZI holds its intraday spikes


There's no better feeling than coming home from a trip to your main setup


National Margarita day … I think i just might


After being ill the past two days the oven has now broke just before Christmas, fab


Thank you those who came to my random leauge streeeeam! Was lots of funs


new layout for my ganyu haver era


Ever ate jail food that shyt disgusting Ugh


Bbq rib walkers were the elite flavour of crisps, if you think otherwise you’re wrong


kinda wanna debut a kpop fancam but y’all would either let it flop or unf


At this point I’m scared to even sleep ngoba bazofika


“I’ll slap every bitch” chai is this what we’re doing


Hope his guilty ass rots in prison


happy birthday to that bitch miss hello kitty


I am mad that nun my gamer homies warn me about GameStop y’all fake just know that.


No one knows shit about emotional labor and if they do it’s only towards romantic relationships


#العاشره_لجمهورك_يااهلي Test 10 for tenth


Yo this Millie Bobby Brown Shit….


Me voy a llorar y escuchar “Not in the same way”


ain't no way today's w*rdle was ed related ish and i got it wrong


Sancho liked Rashy IG picture. Fuck Zorc


Superfan on radio talking about raptors game yesterday and bashing his wife every chance he gets. Horrible


The DOE is responsible for my blood pressure being high today.


Will someone please get me a heart shaped mirror


I love unintentionally funny people


If it ain bout my money, I PROMISE you won’t get a reaction outta me


Daily we beat up women abusers tweet


Almost sent my landlord a picture of my ass


not waterfront making adjustments to cater to my end.


Some people are so immature


what time unno ago start bake Christmas cake??


Draking & driving


I’m in for my buddy @JoeTalkShow today. We’ll talk rising crime, rolling blackouts, Twitter files, and Christmas clean up! Listen live on your @iHeartRadio app


I be ready to knock everybody off the map when someone eats my damn food now nobody knows what TF happened


I’m really enjoying CLB


Lukaku announcement Thursday


Just gone in the back yard and it smells like someone's been barbecuing beef monster munch out here


She has the best smile in the world


Bro. These fucking stairs at work are killing me


Who invtheir right mind decided to give Tucker the f@cker such a platform ? He is a menace to society. Seriously, there is something really wrong with him


i’m tired but these kids have so much energy


Can you imagine how ugly everyone would be if we didn't have such high expectations of beauty in media? Yuck gross


Bruh. Rome Flynn


Ugh. I love myself lmao and my idea and I’m just poppin


Pissed aint the word


Nedu sef too talk I detest men that talk too much


kinda ia bc of uni but HAPPY TAEKOOK DAY !!!


Abrigarse


Take me out your search bar


Funny how wilder went behind fury’s back and falsely accuse him but not confront him about


actually insane how it’s cooler OUTSIDE (it’s 81 btw) than in the office at my job


apparently ppl were upset w glimbow endgame?


The Arsenal Obsession About Ødegaard Better Not End In Tears, I See Hopes Of Keeping Him Are Extremely High


And my editing software crashed....


how are y'all listening to the rest of the phalaris tracklist i literally can't find it anywhere


Pere stop making this about you!!#BBNajia


Give yourself some credit. You've come pretty far.


I was once told my toes looked like small sausages and I haven't looked at them the same since.


conectando ad vibes


Really hoping that our flight on the 1st doesn't get cancelled.


Hey @FabrizioRomano is Messi signing for PSG? I don’t see any news about him on your timeline


goood morniiiing


i hope he knows i didn’t forget about today


Hmmmmm so around 800 ppl have me blcked


the way i now have to backtrack tweets to 5 hours ago omg so not helping that i missed out on minhyun's live as well


a gaming ecosystem borne out of a jpeg and they say Loot is a shadow of its former self


heard you ratted for a cheesecake


So you will still wank after praying this night?


Joy's photoshoot


me when finding out that tzuyu’s name isn’t pronounced too-zoo-you :


Fear the worse for the game tonight. Please don't be a total humping


I'm looking for an owner. Somebody to make money with


Can’t wait for lockdown to be over and to have money to go on a road trip with my friends Been dreaming since year 12


I wish I had more fiat to buy the dip.


Denial is a mofo...thats why its so important to accept truth.


Eyin to’laye the scores is 1:0 but fear my return


I made a promise to kiska i will try my hardest to move heaven and earth to save her life to get her sanctuary. Yes she is a captive orca but a promise is a promise. Every living thing deserves a chance to live.@BrigitteCavana2 @user thank you 4loving our animals


Yo!! celebrities went to amvca to show us their outfit and then went to home with something nice


Thought I was gaining weight but just checked and I'm at 148, right around where I've been for the past ten years


just finished watching yesterday and wow im emotional bc i never want to imagine a world without the beatles


Today is a Motown kind of day


A slice of pizza is so good while watching a movie in the dorm. . . In addition, a smoothie is a delightful dessert.


How you expect me to be your rider while still having bitches in the back seat


Forever mad about the decades I wasted


I want some more tats but I always want something that take hours


My living room is so empty now without the Xmas tree


Hell no! There’s down votes on Twitter now?


Yesterday was National margarita day and I missed it


Been loving myself a lot more lately


It ain't nothing like taking a good nap, then somebody call & wake you up!!


Damn. Depression is really hitting me today


One thing about me, I don’t waste my time entertaining bullshit


Trying to find ur classes on the first day is embarrassing as shit


Hungry for the next thing to learn


fuck this i'm going to sleep, everyone pls take care and log off if you need to


manfeisting my dreams and setting my foundation now 2021 IM COMING FOR YOU BITCH


Boy this yukon a thirsty mf i tell you


i love not having a safety net or a backup sense of security


my friend told me one of the old guys at work looked up pictures of harry styles and told them he wouldn’t be interested in them (because he has to be gay) and I was dying. it’s so obvious


Ahh les dribbles de CR7


I don’t know what to eat and I’m starving and cramping and my boobs are so sore


I love me some Tee


Question about the gays: Outside of public transportation, what do we think is the most common vehicle in the gay community? My bet is on a sedan/coupe, or at most, a small-to-mid-size SUV. Nothing big like Escalades or that; we’re practical, we’re a practical people!


Retrograde just took a Cleveland Steamer on my entire Tuesday. Gotta laugh at it, though.


Fr, everyone getting they heart broken this year


Nigerians like amebo wetin concerned naija with USA election. Abi na over sabi


The real flex is just being in love with yourself


I really have hella bad luck


oop 6:00pm and its not dark. springs approaching yall


Anything resembling only the effort and organisation shown in this first half against Napoli would've gotten us 6 points against Nottingham Forest and Leeds


less than 10mns guys


Haven’t been this stressed out in forever and I’m breaking out fun


I cannot wait to enjoy my days off next week


is chan okay?


Guess who’s getting a haircut tomorrow


This nigga def bout to buy me a pup TODAY!!!


Welp time to sit an hour in traffic


If he doesn’t cry and throw up when I tell him I’m not a virgin then he’s not the one for me


Great game for the neutral this... easier watch than a couple of weeks ago


Today the professor was showing us something with her phone And her screen lit up And it was a picture of Chongyun and we all awweed because for the most part of the year, Genshin Impact has been a frequent discussion during our art practice but she didn't tell us


Highline where's the MV I'm getting impatient


Treat yourself the way you treat the one u "Love" U just deserve this


Perfect timing had to get her diamonds


scrim against DVT really showed our potential as players. 2nd day of scrims, i’m tired and happy.


that “out for delivery” message


a girl just complimented my 127 hoodie at the library


It’s really astonishing the amount of people that keep up with me on Instagram DAILY. Wow. But don’t like me.


I love you sayangnya mas @user


marebear would be proud


Ya man is boring and I like my niggas nasty


My brains a bit like an #Excelworkbook today! Too many tabs open so it crashes


I’ve been so happy man it’s scaring me


Just wana go to the gym man this is driving me NUTS. More for the mental over the physical too


It’s #NationalVodkaDay ?! Say less


Joke team #dcfc


Use your magical energy for inspiration not desperation.


How are they performing in HUNGARY AND BULGARIA but not here??? What business do they have there?? Oh I’m raging who is behind this own up


Hot as a bitch outchea in Dallas


People keep saying playing with fire is bp’s worst song when kill this love exist


Not me downloaded 10+ books this morning out of bored


Will never go back to fuxking with a bum ass nigga


Bro I suck at actually grocery shopping I just buy little shit here and there.


My local library, literally two minutes away from me, showed Minari last night and I didn't know they were doing it so I didn't go


when you wait so long for the food to arrive that youre not even hungry anymore


Suite starting to feel like something


going to blast vlv while i’m alone in the dark at my office today


I am so tempted to throw a piece of steak over my neighbor’s fence to keep their dog from barking. From 7am everyday mish ma32ool


Some good ass food && tv always comfort me


hey i want to go to sleep


The Jon Champion and Ally McCoist combination is an absolute joy


also since i only have some really good mutuals following me so far,, i'd love to make playlist(s) for someone to a really specific feeling they describe,,, i love to make playlists please


Fuck off junk mail Sheesh


Daniel Jones don’t fail me now


Didn’t see the starlink again tonight after looking every time I JUST WANNA SEE IT so now I’m in a grump


Fuck, a friend is visiting so I can't do my usually girly nights. I'm getting so fucking horny. I almost want to tell him and then beg him to fuck me. He's here for 2 weeks. He got here 2 days ago!


Talking this way is so confusing


Kinda scared to post my instagram post in 2 days..


Finally able to get an appointment out in Imperial to renew my driver's license


Things to do before I leave Raleigh • get ice cream from nc state • swim at my sisters complex • get more ice cream from nc state


gonna go and buy lots of lays today after work


Micheal Dawson I love you and all but please I don’t wanna hear ur football comments


Bro Popeyes ghetto as hell, I'm waiting on my order and I overhear this girl talk about how her bf or whatever was beefing with the manager out in the parking lot yesterday


#JusticeForJohnnyDepp youuuu will fucking win this trial! - narcassist person is fucking scary


Bring on born on road Friday


Lol dang as of today i have 14 nieces and nephews


I’m going to my 1st drag show this Friday & I will meet Ms. Kennedy Davenport & many more … I’m too excited


If I caused u a problem then my bad I tried apologizing but your too mad to see it through god bless and have a good day fr I know mines gonna be messed up one way or another don’t @ me


Sigh, I really wish my man lived in SD. Saying bye is always bittersweet


Out clothes will be here tomorrow


Has anyone watched Don’t Look Up on Netflix? I know it’s supposed to be a satire & I did have some giggles, but mostly I felt dread. Because I genuinely feel, after watching this pandemic unfold, that the plot dances dangerously close to what reality would look like


How to loose a good match one should learn from our actors Oh sorry cricketers who act on filed


Whoa….Sean Payton


I get in my moods where I think about that BS and it gets me mad all over again


My dad sent me a voice note on WhatsApp to say “Ok”


some of y’all mfs on this app deadass have never talked to a female before


God dam it I want some love


Y’all wanna “match energy” but I go match yours, now you’re mad


Happy Dussehra my GodFathers


He be telling me all the time he wish you was me


getting called a psychopath and that "do you know how much this hurts me and your father" bc i got piercings


due to personal reasons i’m not believing anything anyone tells me anymore


Karlee Grey with Bola Are’s behavior with Folorunso Alakija money . Is that too much to ask for


Doing midnight household stuff, kinda relaxing... why is my motivation highest in the evening? Anybody else have that phenomenom?


Not me getting emotional packing up my maternity and Stella’s baby clothes for donation


Me vs me ion see no competition


wanna go home so bad rn


Stomach why do you insist on making me feel nauseous? (I know why damn sinuses) but still I would like to actually do things on my day off instead of being one step away from puking my guts up


The fact that we’re getting another LG event tomorrow for the third week running, I’d say the LG nation is hella lucky y’all.


you guys should follow my tiktok @ inthegrave0


You never fail to make me feel like shit


marching bands of manhattan acoustic


I definitely went to the store for some soap but came back home with 3 pairs of shoes


why isn’t iphone letting me copy something from my text messages without copying the whole damn message


Only thing I need to do now is move right in the path I’m taking


I cancelled today’s sampling at BGC cos I’m having DOMS from yesterday’s byahe. Longer cuddle time with my KimKam Good morning


I just realized we have 3 more weeks of school left


Truth is every time a man disappoints me I just get hotter ???


Anyone else NOT a fan of the white band? I haven't had a home shirt since the season we went up. We didn't have a band then and some of the best kits we've had with Errea haven't had a band. Fingers crossed


Left @user on good terms. love the guys over there and ik they’ll continue to kill it


2nd day of Holberton!! its been great, Yes its hard, yes it makes your brain hurt,,, BUT dang does it feel good to see


The person I loved the most taught me to NEVER get too attached


It’s paradise when you and I get close, get tight.


i wanna get s worded for fun but i just hit 1k so


my friends went to krispy kreme for the free donuts and they ran out of the cake batter filled


The ringing in my ear has intensified


Might have to roll 2 tonight


Bruh wtf was that sound earlier..it’s like something explode or big fell down


my bf would be perfect if he actually liked running errands with me


username suggestions


i just dreamt about being on hyx filming set and i can feel it on my left boob hyx trailer will drop soon


I was not ready for this humidity in Dallas


B/g freebie out in 10 mins on of


So which gospel musicians are gonna do worship sessions for us? Cc @jmettle


That Hot Tea was all I needed


I absolutely love missing the first class of the semester because of Zoom buffoonery


Everyday that I walk out without applying sun block is a day that I played myself


Some people are truly shameless. Was going back home from uni and was going in the lift down to the underground. Two Muslims were snogging. Like full on tongue. I walked out immediately because I didn't know how to react in that scenario. Hijab sister too. Uni is madness


I'll make a thread on Run BTS (show) Funny moments (ik it's been done already many times , still wanna do it), anyone want to be tagged?


tag me on ur enniversary edits pls


My Auntie Jeannie is on All Creatures Great and Small tonight at 9pm


Lynnx Ikon Ajebutter22 Boj Poe Falz Studiomagic Blackmagic SDC


We literally never argue


what time everybody supposed to be looting? you got to be a silly motherfucka to think im not participating this time


RSI also looking tide and ready to explode up


Drop your NFT, I wanna see some new art


Welp I just got a haircut ...


The feeling I was trying to forget came back to me


That feel when you said you're gonna work on a Gpose and end up actually playing the game instead.


Saskatchewan, tune into CJNS 102.9 at as I chat with @user


Where I sending my bird application?


As a kid I never got why adults would say there’s not enough hours in the day but now… I do


the most painful greeting i guess


Dark desires ending. I’m shook


How will all the illegal migrants to the U.K. help reduce our emissions


I'm glad my clients don't expect me to remember things like their birthday cause chile, I can barely remember mine


I got a progressive pride flag to hang next to my BLM flag. This time I bought it from a company called Flags For Good because the people I bought the BLM flag from also make MAGA and BlueLM flags.


i should not have to damn near sell my kneecaps just to save an email as a pdf on iphone, but i figured it out


Ok so I know what the illumicrate book for June is but I have no idea what the April or may ones are, has anyone figured it out?


I’m still tryna understand Lynn in Girlfriends


how often do i appear on your TL ??


Trust me Ari knows, she will not be posting that just cause twas her song. Ari is activist, vocal to socio-political issues. Only fans would know.


A real boyfriend, annoyed his girlfriend but at the same time respect her as a woman and love her like no others. Understand?


Street clothes back


#LadakhBorder 100 Thousands of Salute to our Martyrs. We will fight till last breath but we will never run back. Jai Hind


i completed my childhood dream i bought play doh today


Also howwwww tf does my hot water heater randomly fucking explode I’ll never know but shout out Cathy and Chris for coming over 11:00 at night to me screaming for help when I called them


My bd really fine af


“I tell you with a long sleave I still bare arms”


Where would be the best place to hang a giant CT Whale sign in Boston? Not sayin’ we will we’re just… thinkin’ about it


Mad hungry and don’t feel like cooking


Why do we have to press #1 for English


Liverpool top quality and that was class in the 7th minute


Eat her til she cry ; call it wine & dine


Harry probably gonna return to uk soon to film My Policeman and i hope we get some pap pics cause i miss him already


The ammount of fun size Twix ive eaten in the last month is not cute


getting that vitamin D from the sun since i ain’t getting it from someone’s son


kiss & u tell ima suspend ya


Congrats to @user for hitting 1k u deserve it I'm happy for you


I’m 8 episodes in on Attack on Titan


All I can say is this: the Brits are having a new PM that they didn’t even vote for.


No weak links in the chain. Only solid shit


They about to wear that real bad shit out


As expected Nadal is facing tough competition from the young talent. This should be an interesting game


Picking a new bathroom is a fucking head wreck


And I told you to be patient And I told you to be fine And I told you to be balanced And I told you to be kind And in the morning I'll be with you


#LiverpoolNapoli come on !!! What an performance and getting the win against Napoli happy days made a smile watching todays game


Soon as you break a hundred that bitch gone


Bought the @user / $LK3R FUD. Stack = doubled


running so many investment plays


Tell me how I went tanning ONCE and the front half of my body is burnt..


Racing To That Money Cause I Need It


I’m not staying in no relationship and be miserable everyday.


$PHUN all that volume and news just for 6 cents. My god


all of my shows came back on at the same time, idk what to start watching first


If my kid happy then I’m happy


Boost To 600 Followers ? ILL FB


i'm gonna take a nap and then stream animal crossing tonight. literally my first AC game ever, looking forward to it


everytime I hear “the blue danube” play off someone phone I know what show they watching


Why did I even bother watching that, now I’m mad


this halloween candy will really help me limit my sugar intake


she just wan fwm son


Is there such thing as over sharing on social media?


why hindi pa now


Adamu Garba-69yo Bola Ahmed Tinubu-70yo. Young Progressives Party(YPP) give youth ticket Sha!


Females with locs


I've been vibing with goat cheese lately. On salads, avocado toast, crackers, by itself. Mmmmm


i accomplished half of my goals i’m so proud of myself


everybody yelling about getting tickets like


The amount of issues I had to submit today at work omfg


you're the one who followed me, u shoot ur shot tf?


i think guys posting selfies on social media is a red flag


Offer accepted. I’m gonna throw up.


Should’ve been took this food out


all i’m saying is , YOU BITCHES could never


rip daft punk


Transitioning my content to naked yoga as I’m bored of gaming Hope you guys can supports me Expect loads of collabs with @user and @user


Beautiful dive by Ramsdale though…


Sometimes I be wanting to respond to them tweets .. but I’ll wait


psa: depression is not the result of a lack of gratitude


Congrats to Thejosh32 on his sublime drivers championship win in vsl!


girls that are mean to ur bf for “fun”are a bit sus bc it’s like why are u gonna be mean to my bf when i’m there to do that


Y’all know who to bring energy to & who not to & we gonna leave it at that


First day back at work after a week of stress leave. I'm grateful work recognised I was in meltdown and gave me a week to gather myself. Has anyone done anything on my projects while I've been away? No. Has anything changed? No. So... another meltdown pending, eh?


I hope I get this bag I want


My Tuscan sauce is unmatched. I did the damn thing.


I have a gender reveal & a wedding to go to on April 10th at the same time


no better feeling than picking up


The restaurant across the street keeps playing Rauw


"Get the fuck outta here and don't stop walking till you hear them speak English"


Ugh just bit the side of my mouth


thinkin abt droppin titties on the tl tonight maybe i can blow up like these females


really startin to feel the postal service's "now we can swim any day in december" a lil too close to home in TN rn


my dad after hearing about the roomba/amazon thing: that is perverse


Ramadhan soon, got foldover


bout to take me a nap , wake up and clean up


someone tell me how to not have a trich relapse


the madness in me is forcing myself to go to the gym while i’m sick so i can have abs for friday


Going on a date wish me luck tonight


Taking Chances makes Champions


Some ooey gooey butter cake sounds delicious right now!


I don’t got no business to tell


Not supporting your business if you think something about me off of a rumor


Good morning ya'll! If someone is already up lol


Headed to the gym rn for leg day, might just upload the vids to my only fans for y’all


Life ain’t perfect on this side, it’s yet to be all I want it to be. I want more, I work for more, I pray for much more. But, I am happy. Very happy. This is the happiest I’ve been in all of my adult life. I am grateful


ready to pick my baby up


"Normal behavior in the nwsl" that just always blows my mind


Ok but seriously wtf is Edelman gonna do without Brady and Gronk? He’s gonna feel so left out


Going to read a book and act unbothered. I'm a horrible actor.


I lost the charger to my MacBook now I got to use my chrome book


Went world hopping with friends for the first time in about a year. Was nice


sooo excited for christmas


Why this lady pull a chair up and sit RIGHT in front of my line of view.


me rewatching death note like


Cause if at first you don’t succeed.. dust yoself off and try again


Mr.60 minutes I'm just telling you what I'm on....


For my small business owners do y’all keep up with business expenses? Do you create your own spreadsheet?


Have collected the blessing thank God Buga won


On my way to da weekly #dodamage


I’m so excited for the ultimate content i have for 2021


singing bladee lyrics to my friends will forever be my mark on their life


He’s a real nigga & i went for it


Ok so confirmed $600 enter liao


Fuck its Tuesday and there's no late start tomorrow


Had the cutest little pamper day with abs


Imagine a home repair that is both ridiculously expensive and disruptive, while also the least sexy repair possible; a repair that merely allows the home to function. Imagine having to do this repair not even to your own home, but to a home you are attempting to sell.


at this point i'm not worried about anything bc whether he is or isn't back tomorrow publicly theyre gonna atkeast celebrate privately together and he's gonna be back at some point soon


fwb! any F wanna have sleepcall ? Nanti kufollow yah


Off to Bristol today for research


Retail is messy but nursing is just anything


omg my mental illness is making it literally impossible to focus today


We have a major storm raging outside, there has been reports of baseball size hail stones!


Please can we wrap this fucker up


azura needs to go show off her new glams to alphi since he's still off in garlemald !!!


I hate tik tok trends because it makes regular items sell out.. like what’s a girl gotta do to find biscoff cookies at the supermarket


A man who wants to be there , doesn't have to be kept . Stop trying to prove yourself to a man , & love yourself .


Ima keep it real, Youngboy & Soulja Boy prob the only niggas that’ll make me leave my husband


11:11 pls give me back to back raiden cons


I haven’t gotten cute in so long


On the bright side ....when all this is over I’m excited 2 know I’ll have my pick of health care + economic experts if I need advice in those arenas. Apparently a lot of people have been moonlighting in these professions unbeknownst 2 me. U learn something new every day.


Giving this one last go. Looking for 2 tickets for ross county please please please


We stand in awe


can i please turn back the time so it‘s december 15 again?


I’m assuming he’s not going to general population but I wish he would


Suffer Head nor get family, but just blow first...


And there wouldn’t be a reason why, we would even have to say goodbye


Thought they said there’s no mosquitoes here, what is this thing making noise in my ears


just thinking abt how big of an impact indigo is gonna make on me i cant wait


Not the Kardashian’s ending their reality show


Working in the ICU is super intimidating. Holy crap.


27C and counting... A/C coming on soon.


Might fall in love in my first post quarentine date


Having so much empathy because of the things you’ve been through is really the worst when you’re dealing with people who never developed empathy themselves


Yoooo @kaliii coming to Louisville


my tattoo is peeling like a bitch im bout to add some seasoning to someones food


Lord plz keep my family and friends safe


To prove that he isn’t a dead beat dad, Jorge acted like a dead beat dad


My mom just texted me asking if i voted


marco in the kissing booth was so


Degree and certificate have arrived


Imagine growing up living with a cop for a parent


Her: I don’t want struggle love Everyone: She's a runner, she's a track star/ she gon' run away when it gets hard


To all my trans and non-binary babes out there, I love you and my account is and always will be a safe space for you. I stand with you


2020 been heavier than 2019 and it’s only February


Drop your latest #nft & I'll retweet it


3:06 PM Who want me ?


Working with children is GREAT..... until you shuffle your song library and hop in a shower and end up washing your hair listening to “days of the week” for the 5475968th time


getting closer to work


I gotta make a Tik tok


You got 3 stages in life Losses, lessons & blessings


He tells me I’m pretty more than once a day


Today is finally the day we are not required to wear masks! Rejoice


I need to roll up ppl gettin on my nerves


Well left it till the eleventh hour of #MIEExpert application day! But @user I have gone for it, I have self nominated myself!


Worst thing bout having so many variety of shoes is choosing 1 for the day, I feel like their all like “choose me!” then all sad when I took a diff choice


Saw my little bae today. His inconsistent ass said he would hmu tonight so we can breed each other. Ima see if he follow through.


therapist : $300/hr ,,, a stranger now knows all your secrets - security risk , have to interact with plebs in the waiting room . Imaginary friend psychiatrist who went to Harvard : free Ivy League medicine, total confidentiality, available anytime anywhere , luxurious office


Spent the last few hours undervolting my PC. Since I still stream with the CPU and not the GPU, wanted to ensure stability for tomorrow. Yes, tomorrow is time for BBBB - Belated Birthday Brotato Broadcast


Gotta love people who reciprocate your energy


Quota sosmed check


Low key don't wanna go to any of the other shows


this one high key hurting


lost weight covid gym dupe


Mark locked me up cause I said her fat moma stank


Ay no, he left me on read. No time for that


I don’t understand how whites and Arabs are “terrorists” but black people who ram their cars into crowds and shoot 47 people in one weekend ARE NOT??? I’m confused


Goodnight Pampangggggggaaaaa!


Wtf is a weed head


I’m hungry asf , but I can’t taste shit


Loftus that is unbelievable


Miss yow


Some of these $ETH people saying it's not okay to be okay, and normally I would say that's okay, but after listening to this Twitter space it's really making me think that maybe its actually not okay to be not okay, and maybe thats Okay?


my family really thinks i spent like less than $500 for 4 bts tickets… ahaaaaaaaaa


there’s a video on my old ipad of me dancing to life is a highway and it’s so bad and i wanna show it, but the shirt i’m wearing in the video bames my dance studio


I know I looked tired af but clients love to remind me I look like crap. It’s just so sweet


saw someone do this and wanted to try Have I ever made you smile? Either it be from something I tweeted, a conversation or art wise?


i wanna go day drinking! who’s down?!


Should’ve got the book from the library


The fact that I just found out kids bowl free all summer at stars and strikes


WHAT AM I NOW? WHAT AM I NOW? WHAT IF IM SOMEONE I DONT WANT AROUND?


Lmfaooo not y’all looking up peoples PPP loans


1.5 more weeks


Man that first battle in starship troopers is fucking painful watched almost the entire squad get killed


Everytime I lift the lid the aroma caress, seduce then execute my insides


Oh so Raymond James traffic gon be way worse this season is what y’all saying? Staying off dale mabry on Sundays


I wanna suck pussy really badly lately wtf


Has anyone checked the code of Gaga’s website?


I stg the most dumbest and inconvenient shit be happening to me and I can’t do nothin but say wtf n keep it steppin


A new calculator has shown up!


purple app gets deleted when miyoung moves


i need friends so when this corona shit is over i can have people to hang out with


blazing & bumping Pac all day


Wow Persona is my favorite spot & I’m not going the last night


i am begging some of you to go outside and get off this app


Flying back home from Vegas for the last time!! Next time I come here I’ll be living here


Oh shit I almost forgot to post unnecessarily about it but day 3 of no smoking


Wth is good morning "Tm se hi din hota h" Kahna Ho to kaha kroo.....


it's incredible how many linkedin recruiters identically 'came across my profile' and were 'impressed with my experience' and thought i'd be a 'great fit for a market-disrupting startup'


where i can send letter for haknyeon bday


boutta stream in a bit whoever has been follow botting make sure you go hard on me


I have the biggest Juicy couture obsession


Best African collaboration. I’m coming


2021 actually 2012 , just 1 is put behind 2


so lewlwut got two perfect games in a Puritan town


PICK ONE: round nails or square nails??


I legit love everything announced about the new Deathknight class so far! Runes add more depth to deckbuilding & allow devs to push power level. Wouldn't be surprised if every class gets their own version at some point Then love me a good alt resource system so "Corpses" are


nobody nor did nobody want to rollar skate with me this year. tragic.


Young Royals on Netflix is sooooo cute I could cry


I’m bouta take a mf nap I’m so sleepy


It’s funny how u can think about somebody and then they text u


I ate up all the groceries today


Hahaha. Yall I'm so crazy


...LATE NIGHT?


My thoughts get the best of me when I’m trying to Rest


first thing imma draw is hualian


folks don't care bout nobody but themselves so keep being selfish .


Yeah I hope BigB stays bc


I hope @chancetherapper has a beautiful day. Love that man


I’m sure he makes sense in his own head


I feel like I won't see tomorrow. I am feeling uneasy. I've been texting people to check on them but the funny thing is I'm not good at checking on people.


the lyrics to yet to come are exactly what they were saying in the bts dinner


should i go see X again tonight the thing is it’d be with my dad


This Goofy Movie episode of Atlanta


Skills


I hate being so upset to the point where my belly does wan break dan


Such a missor lately


I never tweeted something like this before but I honestly feel like we might never see #Bitcoin below 10K again


Never realized how much time I have now that this quarantine has been in place definitely have been more focused on working out and getting ready for football


No one: Me: I got you a present


cant wait to see new places with my shorty


OK but I know too many women around me who have a*b*o*r*t*e*d


Patriots—keep writing your dissatisfaction about this illegitimate administration—let it out the way Mad Max instructed us. The pen is mightier than the sword


Greiss is having a stellar game


not gerald saying he’s made a lot of weird music over quarantine as if his singing wasnt pretty much the best thing to happen this year


I’ve always considered myself a rational person, in fact, I’m someone who doesn’t see life through rose-coloured glasses. But, whenever I stop & dwell on the things that make me happy, I immediately realise that no one can go through life without some level of self-deception


Ya know u can never trust anyone now days 11 years I’ve missed with my moms side of the family and I get my back stabbed ya know what i didn’t need them then I don’t need them how


I need more traveling and adventures in my life!


short lesbians are smart


I don’t care how many times you have to start over, NEVER give up


Bring on friday


448 probably just somewhere counting up with a brown skin joint *sighs loughly*


i was so giddy for the black swan performance today that i tapped the student on the other table eating her breakfast just to tell her ill be watching it too


Just once lang daw Hahaha


Undertale kid kinda looks like Chucky the doll


I judge ppl’s tik toks when their food products are from Walmart


Saged the house, cleaned my crystals & spoke to God….peace


It’s tipsy Tuesday at home today. My brother and I finished a bottle of wine after lunch. Then he moved on to drinking beer with my parents and listening to cumbias. Now that’s a great workday


The sky is just the view baby it’s never the limit


Bro I hop on here rq on my break and y’all are talking about breeding difficulty??? Wtf did I miss???


- The fact tht there are ppl currently debating the word "spazz" being ah slur word .. is juuuusssss <


wheres f**to ?


Can my boss stop giving me work to do. I just want to watch Bon Appétit videos


quand venus rt ma pp sans me faire de compliment


this is gonna sound sad but i cant remember the last time i was this happy


Came back and beat Noah


i should be editing stuff for YouTube and tiktok but I’ve been obsessed with playing dragon age


So it's 4:13 am and I'm watching Larry videos My dad walks in "why are you up?" "I can't sleep?" "what are you watching?" I have never closed my laptop so fast before.. And now he probably thinks I have a secret boyfriend


Man I Think One Of Dese Niggas Put my Weed N Da Trash


I’m so sick of these people. Use your effing signals.


I really can’t believe moving to a new state was not enough excitement for me. I had to get myself a new car before I left


Beau goss


#Newsnight JR Mogg making up the British constitution on the hoof for political reasons (wot a skolar!). Apparently we now have a Presidential system - I must have missed that change!


kento ig live for his birthday


The girls are rocking Yon Dutch and I’m here for it


She a stripper naked dancer, but she beggin me to wife her, when the first time I met lil mama, she was a one nighter


Not that sick but still having a constant pain from my left arm. It's annoying to have pain that u can't control so I will be ia & manifesting smut in the meantime. Not that yall gonna miss me skskkssk but yeah c yall soon


I will never regret packing up and leaving because my daughter will understand.


God blessed me with my crackheads


Get pissed on, get pissed off, an bless one of you niggas


about to highjack my sisters computer since mine is broken


Its 5:30 and I haven’t had any titties sent to me today


On this day a year ago, my girl shot her shot in the dms


bro nah cuz i keep getting signs to leave my job


Some days i really doesn't feel to be a Responsible adult enuh!


Please.. if you’re gonna try and sell me a house.. have a house of your own too. Stop trying to sell me my “dream house” when you don’t have yours


Protect your energy by any cost hating is at a all time high


sapnap live 3 days in a row


It’s 30 degrees out n someones wearing essentials pull over


ppl really be annoying asf


My phone charger broke so no markiplier ro sleep to tonight


3:15A.M comes hella fast so this girl is off to bed. Goodnight


making him a valentine’s day card


Metroid dread, Wario ware, fatal frame, SMT V, Breath of the wild 2 cheezus, Nintendo si que salvo la E3 eh


I’m going to start my food tour


It’s the sneaky shit for me


If u not cute in real life without makeup plzzzzz mi a beg yuh DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN A NO MAKEUP CHALLENGE


How you fuck 1,000 bitches but ain’t living home I CANT DO IT


No body know's about tomorrow


acho que chris evans e henry cavill exalam muito a vibe de big dick energy


I feel like being spontaneous and getting my nose and tongue pierced again..


Luckiest subby ever. This week I was allowed to orgasm hands free while licking her. I give her multiple orgasms with toys and my unit. Today she bent me over upon arriving home from work. Im house subby. Its a very real FLR. Super blessed. Ice cream date this evening planned


sad that my shoes got dropped off at the wrong house, but I’m even more sad at the fact that someone signed for the package knowing it wasn’t for them


If you don’t give af about your health That’s fine but leave your kids tf out of it!!! I can see if you have to bring them with you to the store or places of necessity but if there were just a bunch of sick people at the beach why tf are you bringing them there.


I can smell an Energy Vampire a mile off Can’t suck on this neck boo


Crazy how some people think they doing better than you by the clothes they wear


Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl genuinely looks really fun and I can't wait to try it! Just thinking of movesets for characters I grew up with like Helga and Nigel Thornbury is so exciting!


heading to my last lecture now, ill start collecting jb alone payments tonight and ordering a batch tonight/tomorrow morning


Sizwe was definitely a teacher's pet


The hip hop industry has taken some crazy hits over the last couple of years


Hey, Bill Barr, of course there is no evidence of fraud in the election this is SOP (Standard Operating Procedure).


How great the chasm, that lay between us How high the mountain, I could not climb In desperation, I turned to Heaven and spoke Your name into the night


Tat peeling like a mf'er & it’s itchy


I'm a Legend inna making. I'm a Champion. I'm a motherf****ng Champion


Mfn tired


Don’t be afraid to make mistakes


Charmed(1998) is off streaming.


Going to see the Avalanches performing with the ASO tonight. I’m quite excited.


Really wish parents would teach their sons not to grab and adjust their junk in public.


CARGO ROBUX


So much #Bridgerton content on the news tonight I’m SO EXCITED


nobody warned me about the deep wtf


Talent show meeting went well. Turns out we aren’t the only band


dang. wish I was cool


I’m listening to briefing about Tiger Woods’ accident. IMO some of these “reporters” seem to ask questions only to hear themselves talk. Some of these questions are so idiotic.


Watching wild child and drinking coffee can only mean one thing- election all nighter


me and my best friend are getting drunk!! on a Tuesday!!!! can’t take us anywhere


So proud of @trixiemattel for finally moving in with @user I hope they enjoy their pink paradise together


This wouldn’t be a @MerrellTwins livestream if we didn’t have technical difficulties


NP: Boys II Men - "I'll Make Love To You"... See you in 9 months time


I hate people… How U get fired on ya day off


Lindsey Graham's "performance" today is proof that men are too emotional to govern properly!


Tried to have my chai with no sugar so I can reduce my sugar intake n let’s just say it wasn’t my cup of tea!


Yo, You can do it~~~ This week is your moment~ Have a wonderful week.


my baby got air


Already planning a new edit, let me just say one thing it's gonna top all the ones i did before, be ready


Does anyone remember 80s sitcom ‘Sorry’ starring #RonnieCorbett as middle aged, single son Timothy, living at home with his mother? The well known saying, still used today, from mother to son being “language Timothy”. I’ve just used it.Proper chuffed


Rah my 21st is really tomorrow


good morning warang nagpalit ki layout awts


Hey Pierre! Shut up


It’s a Sin has broken my heart into a thousand tiny pieces


I’ve heard 6 stories about ppl getting robbed in their villas and Airbnb’s in Tulum


They on the outside looking in, promise I ain’t worried bout that


Tl asleep? Idgaf I'm also going to sleep Goodnight


I used to like myself until I start liking other people that made me start disliking myself


Shorty: I think u catching feelings Me: ….. don’t think too hard


I made a rum cake one time now my family putting in orders every occasion


I still got mad PTO days to use


Daily reminder that the Devil is a liar


This World AIDS Day, I remember those loved (and adored) ones lost to AIDS. I seek to honor their legacy by being as giving to others as those lost were unto me when I was a young, out queer youth learning the ropes.


grilled hamburgers are my weakness


time to roll my blunt and sip my moscato


my goal right now is to rope people in to playing dead by daylight and fall guys with me, hime and nao so if you ever wish to do that on stream with us do let me know below nao and i also play fortnite and bloons so those are options too


I hope everyone is extra af at their job tomorrow and makes jokes over the intercom ALL DAY


I love how the whole world wants all smoke behind Keith Lee


tiktok talking about they didn’t know how big tsunamis were


Y’all didn’t prepare me for Mare of Easttown at alllllll


apparently my wisdom tooth is coming out next to my other tooth so two teeth are coming out together and crooked as hell and that fxkin hurts


i just want sepideh moafi on the pants podcast


When you think someone you admire has followed you on socials but it’s just an imposter account


Fairplay to #NottinghamForest hope they come up


Only focus is too remain FOCUSED


It’s either you make money or you make excuses - ShowThemCamp,2022 Deep


Doja just did the best live ever


Every Nigerian is their own doctor. After going through something once, we just feel we can predict whatever drug to use for it next time it comes.


bonded with a coworker today bc we both listen to @cochise


I completely forgot about Pro Ganes announcement!


Lil peep & whiskey on the rocks


Leg day hoy


shotgunned a coke vanilla and it didn’t even hurt. what was the point


On it waiting for unthinkable not thinking live it


Once I get back 150-155lbs Ian gone know how to act


I be turnt up wit my babymoma ion got no fkn friends


Does Tom Cotton have cotton balls


I can't take anymore heartbreak after Ori, YTTD, BOTW, and BNA Please, let everyone live happy lives in Bug Fables. Let nothing happen to Leif or Kabbu.


Happy birthday tbaba @user God bless your new age brother


Imagine having sex to mambo no5 sorry can’t relate


Halfway to 500


A phone shouldn’t be the price of a new computer


The ones I talk to the least I fuck with the most


I hate the way my mom text I be like “wyd” she be like “ok”


My new vacuum cleaner provides a better succ than my old cleaner! Cleans up my carpet floor with no spec of dust or dirt!


Can Jared Leto get off IG Live I’m trying to run a half decent social media business. Thanks Jared! Appreciate you!


Gandang good morning


Nite twitter you beautiful people, stay safe back at the crack of dawn


It's finally the last week of January


Also I’ve been re-reading The Hunger Games and now all I can think about is a knb Hunger Games au


Self love smoothies makes the WAP wetter


Wen ur gross pay is 1800


Just want to let everyone know that #LittleFiresEverywhere is great and I can’t wait for the next episode. It’s been 3 days since I watched the first 3 and am in withdrawal


Yall my twin brother and sister were born in 2003 and they’re going into their senior year next month


My mind won’t stop thinking about work


Just one piece of advice: Always be you, with your strengths and weaknesses, but don't change to please anyone. If there is a need for change, let it be to please God and to do good to yourself. Who loves you ACCEPTS you!


i was tryna get bent like a pretzel yesterday, and my son just kept coming in the room


Tweet + RT to vote #MTVHottest BTS (@BTS_twt) for MTV Hottest Summer Superstar!! ARMY FIGHTING


← i still can't forgive this moron


I just took a shot off white henny and I don’t even drink


Actly.


Geez right in the ribs


i’m dying because so many of my twitter friends just popped in my dms like “he did what?!” i know y’all thought we were cute but he was NOT IT lmao. i’m mad he got to meet so many of y’all


Lately I've been a little too rude to Onee-chan! I think. So I will restrain myself. Sorry...


another fucking migraine omg


I really be doing my thang in the kitchen


I’m so tired of people calling me DEBORAH... bruh, that is not what I’m saying when I answer this phone!


Waiting for a good $MC entry


i was really tryna be nice but don’t make me get outta line


Ugh. I gotta get ready to go dance at that funky ass club.


i want some feed in but my forehead so big


bro who would of ever thought I’d spend so much money


My AM starts with a wise crack, which is: Does the content even matter if the audience digs the promo pithy tweet? Click thrus and engagement still matter, I am sure. However, glossing the comments is likely only purely smoke & mirrors.


Chelsea not disappointing me today


I like Boombap Trap Beats but mfers be sending me Dr Dre Eazy E type shits


What if we did a discord cartoon night every night? Cause I'm kind of sick of not understanding references and feeling like missed out on a big part of childhood that everyone else experienced. Feels like getting bullied in 5th grade for having poor parents all over again


i’m such a fucking crybaby it’s so embarrassing


lrt my favorite bitchy stede moment


Beautiful pass and dunk by RJ and Franz


Ab workout & pizza. Pizza & salad. It’s all about balance my friends


One of My coworkers called Me a hippie and later apologized. Girl WTF you apologizing for? I'm flattered


Need to be finding my stuff for Houston


Nights good friends of wakanda crooze love you always


My kids feeling comfortable enough to come to me with certain issues makes me so thankful


I always go out of my way to invite people to shit, but ion even wanna do that anymore bc I hella feel like I’m buggin & I hate that


If you're trying to work with a band you don't know, make sure you at least take the time to spell their name right on the emails


No one in the LGBT community is more hated stop making it a competition


I feel sick as shit all of a sudden


Can we just take a minute to appreciate @realmadriden for casemiro and varane, thanks guys


you niggas be so toxicccc . females too


If the time stopped in the last time I saw you


Croatia, Australia, Ireland


Ah, so you like snow @user It seems that way with all the skins. So, I propose that you make a snow map. Come on, you know you want to.


Picked me up from the airport with one rolled for me to face … my mfn nigga


Bro I deadass forgot today was my dads bday wtf


Why a lil girl at my nephew daycare talking bout “putitonhimmakehimwannamarryme” i hate kids nowadays


I got trapped with a baby before I knew how to cook. I know if I throw down for a man now and I’ll make somebody put up they playa card


Bday tomorrow & it don’t even feel like it


Why the fuck is Chicago streets always under construction


I hate how other people are quick to judge somebody's personality just because of the people they support smh


It is 2:22pm on 2/22/22 (#Twoesday). I'd like to recognize the 22 Fr 2-way catheter. Thank you for your service


Red card for Vidal


I hope you trip on a rock and break several bones to the point of death


Finally got my flu shot


Love sitting outside on a summer evening, enjoying the sound of birds and bats....and the occasional overpowered vehicle. No really....and ipad books are great because they're back lighted


Fuck Omarion. His fine ass really messed up everybody’s holiday season.


Probably no stream today, sorry guys!!


I’m God Sent , I Know I’m God Sent


oh god please please let these progesterone farts stop i can‘t take them anymore


Had such a lovely time on the Facebook group chat for the Acoustic Cafe Radio Show on @user ! Thank you again for playing my song @user the contest was fun, and would love to come in for a live session!


Wow gorgeous babies be having me so capitulated with baby fever


on the books note, how weird/annoying is it that I'm over here beating myself up for only having read 8 books so far in 2020 (by this time in 2019 I had read 21 books) but like, I also defended my PhD?? and got a full-time academic job?? during a pandemic?? can u not, brain


Twitter brings out the worst in me


He mentioned turing love .o.


I haven’t gotten my lashes done in 3 months. I used to spend over $300 a month to get them done just to pick at them the next day. It was bad to the point my lashes had GAPS in between them. That was self discipline, I’m proud of myself! I deserve a lash appointment


Them flashbacks be coming back at the wrong time


If me being happy doesn’t genuinely make you happy, stay the fuck away from me


I should’ve brung headphones to the nail salon.


It’s so cool how the primary results are paywalled @nytimes


I wonder if my yearbook pictures will ever make the cut


Work is done, time to cum? Maybe


My fantasy season games missed list: Lamar Jackson: 1 Cam Newton: 2 Kyle Allen: season Nick Chubb: 6 David Johnson: 3 (+) Leonard Fournette: 2 Odell Beckham: season Adam Thielen: 1 Will Fuller: 6 (+) Kenny Golloday: 6 (+) PLAYOFF BOUND ANYWAY


Pink always win


bruhhhhh museum expansion is what i needed


Threading is the best


This heat ain’t the business, it needs to carry on with its self


Like if my momma wasn’t my moms, I’d drag her ass . But it’s my mom right


Almost over the flu. When ure sick u should masturbate. Its good for ur immune system


I constantly tell myself I can use less electricity and water to justify adding something to the budget but imma get serious now


Why am I listening to Back to December like I done broke somebody’s heart


Bro I miss zinny


Happy my daddy went clean my car for me


Kate Jersey Fits Just The Way I Want It


this math tutor is carrying my grade but I'll be damned if she's not carrying it like a champ. I got an A for my midterm


i was in h&m today and put your hearts up came on


14 of 20 in quarantine.


All new video tomorrow!! Lub got married and we wanted to celebrate in the Porch kind of way


just got introuble for sleeping after getting introuble for not sleeping ??


rounds | kali


All I want is a burger rn….. idk why my body can’t crave the food I have in the freezer


I’m dead ass tired as hell bruh


If you wanna fuck one last time just say that weirdo


Lmao @ my family removing me off Facebook and slowly they tryna add me back. Nah baby stand on it


I want these boots but if I buy the boots I gotta buy the hat and then yeah I don’t need to be doing all that on a Tuesday


huhu super bitin even tho we're together for 5 days straight


My love be ya therapy All around remedy


i wouldve bought loonas album too but as you can see, they havent dropped any preorder links so i cant do that


It be so hard for me to listen to YB now, all I think about is Jyrimee.


“She say ima dog but it takes one to know one”


scratches head


Toms gotta be the nastiest brand of salt and vinegar chips


I thought Gallo had a great arm , and Cole needs to take a pay cut


Y do ppl wear a mask in their own car alone


AAPL is up $7 I REALLY hope yall hopped on this! HUGE returns for tomorrow. See you guys bright and early for premarket


unpopular opinion: i don’t trust people who only watched uwma for winteam or say they were a better couple than deanpharm


Daquiri or beer?


Let me take this opportunity to inform you that after thorough thought, and consultations with more senior members i have formally expressed interest in the JBL Speaker.


Thank you God for another 12


Dang. I have the Yankees completely on ignore. I didn’t even realize what time the game started.


I ran into one of the other vendors at Jamba Juice & he paid for my drink


I do not want to end the year angry with anyone. They have 4 days to apologize.


If you lead by example then why not lead with love?


I feel like I spend more time deleting unwanted emails or unsubscribing than responding to/sending productive emails when I “check my email.”


I got a covid test yesterday because I’ve been feeling really run down and if I don’t get my results soon I’m gonna explode


These Naija artists have too much talent man


I finally know Matt’s birth time


certified lover girl bookie


Happy Birthday Britt Britt @user I hope today was nothing but love and happiness


I’m HUNGRY ASFUCKKKKKKKK


hahahahahhha he better not see her she’s mine


Just imagine blending Testament Exotic Leather and Ormonde Jayne Taif Elixir together. My goodness


100 days till Spa!! @user


Stand back and live in this moment for a bit. This is a moment of historical significance. A woman of color choosen as a running mate. I am in awe.


gonna be fight soon at this rate


My anxiety was high in the morning but low when I was job hunting now its high again


You can call me territorial overprotective crazy jealous shit call me whatever you want just know I don’t play when it comes to my boyfriend or our relationship


I’m trying to go ride horses on the beach this summer! That would be so lit


Can't imagine how his family is feeling. God please comfort them


It can be raining OR snowing and my dad will still make an Asado. And he goes off every single time


make adjustments not excues!


I want to do something for hitting 100 but I don’t know what please give me suggestions


I hate how you either hit all the red lights or all green lights


Apryl like the short fine niggas


I gotta start getting my baby his own order of fries cause he be getting carried away with mine


I think I want to have an over the top day party.


I need more plants that are extremely difficult to kill.


Love is have you out here going against all senses.


My only consideration now is should I get it before or after the King Street Carnival..


Blasting Dubstep in the parking lot before the gym gets me so hype then I walk into them playing Maroon 5


Never heard of a biscuit chandelier before this show. Nice! Learning whilst being entertained


Hey Barca fans, y’all please go follow @user He’d follow back


Bro unnu stop full up my tl wid vagina


When Amazon sends you a refund on a package that was delivered…


I have been a naughty girl and need to spank myself for daddy Leave the number you think in comments, be gentle please because I wont


Thankful for my person


Prince Zuko turns 1 tomorrow


perdi minhas conversas no whatsapp


KCP don’t care anymore he out


Seezyn dropping Friday so nothing else matters …. At ALLL


Doctors telling me to re think it good before getting my tubes tied.. like nah cut those mfs or burn them lmao I DO NOT WANT MORE KIDS


I want to have a Casual Conversation with @DaxFTR and @CashWheelerFTR to just enthusiastically talk about classic wrestling and the stuff we grew up on. I’m just putting it out there. Let me do it @AEW , please. Thanks.


I swear the Yankees are cursed when it comes to injuries


1..Only a handful of teams have a chance at the NATTY each year anyway. Create two 10 team conferences. Have the conferences play each other and have a 4 team(2each conf) playoff. The bottom teams can be voted out if need be for other schools that didn’t make it before.


Stuck between getting my boobs bigger, or doing lipo + bbl


CHATM @fifaworldcup_es


My phone autocorrected the word question to quesalupa, it's gonna be a good day


I’m doing everything I’m suppose to be doing at this age except eating on time. I starve a lot


I’m proud of your weight loss babe but you looked better before..


i can't wait till these trips


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The best defense against looking hungover is sleep and our Disco Stick


the first person to say “i haven’t eaten since last year” “i’ll see you next year” “i haven’t showered since last year” etc is getting a personal fucking beat down by me..... unless i say it first


Here solely to post the things I cannot post on Instagram


‘Sunglasses on head weather approaching’ I do this even if it’s cloudy and not summer


You Can Love Somebody So Much But Still Be Willing To Let Them Go


I'm thinking about putting my self in a cryo and wake up when the virus leaves the earth.


I need Anger Management. I be pissed tf off


I want to post My TL asleep for just 1 likes and amma delete it


I’m like the asshole you can’t be mad at for too long no matter how hard you try


$8 per month for twitter verification. Interesting


I still haven’t sorted a hotel for outbreak


Some of ya just get tatted to say you have tatts and it shows


goodmorning!! have an amazing day todaaay! goodluck with ur studies and don’t forget ateez luvs u


Will Arizona go CRIP or stay BLOOD?


Every tongue that rises against Ben Solo continues to fall


We about to go see him together soon, mom had to stay in bed this morning for zoom meeting.


I’m so organized, I organized my movies on my laptop


so with this stay at home order.. we really can't go visit our friends ?


Finally having the Burger King chicken sandwich


I always used to joke that my body was trying to kill itself with some of the shit wrong with my body but I now I'm in the process of being diagnosed with lupus. It's literally trying to kill itself


Still haven’t packed LOL


Can we all agree that if you have 10 years of experience working in IT then you shouldn't need a bachelor's degree? Why do businesses think a bachelor's degree is worth so much more than real world experience?


Bruno's touch and that finish from cavani


Let me show these lil niggas what real gym gains are


my only personality trait is being 6'1


Thought you were my homie, but you were just a hoe to me


I’m the type of gamer that is 95 percent of the time a good mannered gamer, until you talk some shit then it’s over. I’m gonna win and embarrass you


Bronze 2 for my first ranked season.. IM SO EXCITED!! Next season is going to be Silver MINIMUM(Or bad things will happen to at least me). Today is break day, I think I will play some Apex but we'll see! If you wanna play with me DM me! I look forward to seeing everyone!


people with loud song ringtones know they’re going to hell right?


I’d like to have a glucose guardian to pay $17.76 for 24 copies of dynamite


TerryWire and showing his watch on IG live


A lot of people are attractive until you see how they think.


Wooooooah, where dat boi been


i miss season 4 fortnite days


getting high with the best people around might become my favorite thing soon...


when i say ant!s are just a bunch of peasize brain folks, i really meant it. it's in their daily schedule to proof to others how they have almost to none braincells in that brain of theirs


I been doing so good lately, gotta pat me on the back


What a mfn day


World Star!


Jesus please don’t let me forget the cakes in the fridge come morning because the males won’t have any dessert to enjoy in their Father’s Day celebration on work


I hate hand sanitizer now !!!!! It leaves a bad after taste


i can't i hate green tea la


Stock market more ruthless than the nino


I hate when work is slow


"hwfar, how's your babe" we broke up and suddenly everyone's asking this, unna no dey ask me before ooo


LP Chicken, Rice & Beans


I'm afraid we won't hold out here


every girl has a target audience


wait a min- the strawberry dress is $490??


I feel like animals changed during the pandemic. They’re all so social and showing out now


ok but if you’re rude to me at work you best believe I’ll make your drink with regular milk idc try me Karen


Royale really decided to take a nap right before its time to get mir


Keeping up with maintenance


I’m so excited for the movies today


Dennis shroeder passed up 80 mil just to except 5.9 mil from the Celtics.


Slow jams cleaning and doing laundry


Early vote no sticker gang


In the mood for some Korean ramen


COURSE EVALUATION TIME I CANT WAIT TO EXPOSE MY PROFESSORS


My beautiful dark twisted fantasy tiene 10 AÑOS


My toxic trait is looking at houses I know I can’t afford


dont wanna wait on it tonight i wanna get nasty


17 CASOOO???


Twitter sucks these days


Some of you are Amebo people! Just jumping from space to space


Purposely moved to an empty row and now it's full


Twitter said covid was goin' crazy at that superbowl parade in Tampa and turns out it was


it's become so increasingly obvious that a lot of cis people don't actually support us or make an effort to see us as the gender we are, they just memorize our names and pronouns to avoid getting yelled at


That lowkey just gave me a headache cause I know for a fact I said that in the interview process…


4 points worse off after 10 games than last season. Great manager.


Feels like we've all been Jim Carrey on The Truman show for the past year


hi everyone, not that anyone care but I might deactivate for a while. there's just so many happening right now, with school and life, but as soon as school year ends and I feel better I'll be back. Take care lovely hooman


Fuxked Up My Car But Watch Me Stunt On You Bitches And Niggas Twice As Hard


super cute photo sets


anyway I hope certain someone from my moots ready to do what she promised to do in D Day to redacted


I am legit physically and mentally spent today


I keep telling myself that the losses in my portfolios are just transitory. Makes me feel better


I'm gonna be a kazuha haver tomorrow I can feel it


Idk something about managers in a high position constantly hanging out with workers under them and posting about it doesn’t sit right with me


We gonna be out all night fck the work week


Stop waiting on the Democrats to pay off your student loans - they never will AND your interest keeps building the longer you wait


Whew about to fuck up this rican food


I asked my granda if he knew what 4/20 was


lost all the games i played today. my head full


I don't honestly know how much I've tweeted about Gundam overall but I feel like it would be easy to mistake me as someone who isnnnn't that into it? But I think that's because most engagement around it recently has been gunpla and movies and... I don't really like movies


Je ki won shey mistake send owo simi