I almost spilled water on my keyboard for the 3rd time this year.


If you ever want to rock out.. @user is yer only job.


It’s the not being able to communicate & deception for me


Imagine @RobertKennedyJr picking #AlexJonesWasRight as his 2024 running mate.


I can’t wait to refill my lashes when this is all over


No matter how bad life is treating you right now, there is always someone who is worse off than you. Don't surround yourself in sorrow.Say Alhamduillah !!!


My independent daughter is taking care of a friend who is transgender and has had a breast removal surgery recently, at her home. I know the recovery is involved. I am so proud of her. It makes me happy that she's grown to be a compassionate and caring person. Love u sweetie


Kinda wanted to see what the heejicy person would say


haven’t seen my niece in 2 days and I miss her soo much already


i just realized that sandy cheeks’ name could be an innuendo to having sand in your bum when you’re at the beach


Cool out baby, I got you. Illest one on my roster


I’ve ALWAYS been too real for the bs


Who is your fav fantasy player on on your fav team, and how many shares do you have? Me? Preston Williams and only 4 of 8 leagues


today is giving tuesday.....give me a smooch


Jakarra got me wanting a salad from chic fil a now


My brothers coming home


I should start sharing more tips and stuff on what I eat, recipes, etc. Also go-to snacks that are healthy and filling


all this work from home stuff doesn't get any less frustrating


I’m going to the bar for green tea shots.


Peach is overrated in Ult. Barely top 10 imo, don’t @ me


Reminded earlier of this sad truth: The only sex workers who can speak out in Ireland are the ones that have already lost everything, because, once you speak out, the anti sex workers come after you and destroy you


In other news Bayern piss me off again! They keep on winning


im making 3das


I want to be rich but apparently rich don’t want to be me


There are somethings you just can’t tweet


How are you gunna pray for something then fumble it


First they want me to get 10 kills with a sentinel and now they want 2500 damage with a wingman?? Some people just never wanna see me succeed


Why is it that when moms are sick, no one believes them


curious about the question tbh


not sure how my friends convinced me to go camping during a freeze warning but here i am


I want some baby shower meatballs!


03’ the best year


i didn't give up but i did my exam crying and i threw up


Ant Man in EndGame was so underrated


so this booklet will basically them bragging about their italy honeymoon?


Platitudes and clichés that's all anyone is full of when it comes to mental health


My information with google scares me. By default the app legit tracks your life


U can marry Dem unemployed But they can't marry u unemployed They know themselves


I don't know who needs to hear this but your boyfriend can die anytime


" For I, Jehovah your God, am grasping your right hand, The One saying to you, ‘Do not be afraid. I will help you.’" (Isaiah 41:13)


Who is the greatest hockey player of all time with a name (first, last or nickname) beginning with the letter "D"? Leave any other suggestions as a comment please


Im so loud but I hate loud people damn


I have a crush on you but you’re acting like a dumbass so nvm.


Man this show Little Fires Everywhere is something else...


Taking a break from today, ill be back tomorrow


January has been spectacular for me


Love begins with a smile grows with a kiss and ends with a teardrop.


Yet another instance of me procrastinating for weeks to do something that took me five minutes


04:11 Yoshinoya at this time


not me starting my period a day before my first wax


Harry is a New born Baby!! Confirmed by me!


Don't rate me. As long as I'm alive I'm upgrading


2 jam full scrolling


i'm got a worded for 12 hours when i woke up this morning


My heart goes out to you all who have birthdays March/April


Narik I miss you, ALOT


I haven’t seen Paulina in forEVER and I just finished hanging out w her I miss her


I’m really bouta stop playing & lose this weight


it's been a month and I still haven't recieved my MRI results when I've been told it'll take 10 days


I gotta cool it down


I took a sip of ya tea and I ain’t been right ever since


Let's go fuck with Pinterest.


my friend tell me somoene is desperate to see all my tweet... so now i unprivate for you


Inspired to draw something silly But do I have the time tonight


Does it bother you that I'm original...#Sagittarius #I'zDoThisBoisshhhhh #AskBoutaM³ #YummieeMoney #RudeRoyalty


ppl still stan celebrities? was hoping it was a joke


cracked window, lofi and rain


just muted "/c" feeling great


How am I gonna work my butt off and lose 40Ibs just to have my body say “you wanted saggy skin right?”. The disrespect


I am worthy so I don't deserve this.


Hesitating to celebrate cause we play these lot in a few days but yeah I'd be happy with this result


What’s the best emergency after school faculty meeting a teacher can have you ask? One where they tell you they are giving you a $2000 bonus!! The only thing better would be if they added another zero or two to that number.


Megan can follow and unfollow whoever she wants too…she’s a grown woman that don’t owe NOBODY a damn thing


Please tell me your staying @Edelman11


If someone could buy me all of the ColorPop palettes. That would be great. Thanks.


Sad news about Dr Josef Venglos.


anyone wanna come over and cook dinner???


Heading back to hull from Manchester training course. Might get home before summer starts


My throat and ear have been hurting all day


the xenophobia i be seeing bc bts have accents when they sing their english songs is sick


Guess I’ll go eat on the causeway


just heard at @Scripps_Ocean all hands meeting that #StudentBan was rescinded! F-1 visa students no longer required to leave US if their universities move online


Today I hopped in and played against my academic kids for 5 quick recall questions and answered two of them correctly. They were not pleased to be shown up by their coach.


After i finishing cleaning I’m goin to make groceries


It's fun asking leftists questions that they refuse to answer.


Case dismissed!! That’s what I like to hear


look at @user pinned tbh


Y’all be going out like y’all don’t got kids


Give him a hug hold him tight


I convinced I’m ready to have a man now


Telling a female she “Heavy” is just another respectful way of letting her know how fine she is….trust me


Damn Sword art online is really like that


Have had this wallpaper for too long


I love the rain ... but I don't like the power going out in my house rain


might do a thread of some of my favourite panels from Basara later


happy independence day, badii


I will miss Eman So much


2 more til


MY BIGGEST FEAR IN A RELATIONSHIP IS BUILDING A WOMAN FOR ANOTHER MAN


You knew it was bad when he brings Gray on


what are your favorite #NFT spaces to join on here?


1 out of 104


Embeces no es embeces


I cut up a new pineapple this morning and Lord it’s juicy


so many people already offered me kyeomie kit


Let me go Get groceries while I have a lil time


Red red red let’s see the payday


first one to 5k wins


Double zooming ain’t it


Before pandemic, #PagBoredAko and I'm sad. I'll go to Landmark sa Trinoma from Malolos, tapos bibili ako sa Cinnabon or Choco Butternut ng Dunkin and fruitas, melon and mango.


atiny rt my pinned


All the tickets I’ve ever got were speeding tickets


Hei!! I want hard milo to chew


new blanke x runn has me sobbing


Not me entering a phone number in the calculator app


thankful I’m not expected to go to TwitchCon by anybody


mutuals stop d€activating what ab my ratio


Am I the only one who dnt care about Bobby Schmurda coming outta jail


The nail shop is packed


In dire need of money


why do i always make something weird in my voice ew


the goals from jota


i wanna be a pretty elf


So my daughter got the Crash 4 game and is playing it before I even get the chance


Denota gets to go to his first Lakers game soon.


#alfaconteo voto por Heartbreak Anthem de Galantis LITTLE MIX y David Guetta


Where does one get picked up to do a YouTube reality series bc I have ideas


2022 is the year of pagpapalaya


Made it safe to Mexico


Abeg I need 5k biko,i'm stranded in Bethlehem


Come hang out with me on #minecraft, open server for followers, 10pm est Twitch


Wishing pregnancy on mi hermana


me telling julia abt my gay little adventures


Definitely takin Brotha wit me


I wana learn to drift


Drop your HEN and Kalamint Art


Don’t forget to head on over to our Facebook for #TeaTimeTuesday


Hey Austin, TX first-time home buyers! Do y'all think 2023 will still be a seller's market? As a soon-to-be first-time home buyer, I don't believe home prices around here will be reasonable anytime soon sooooo I would love to hear if you have a different opinion!


Talked to my sister today she said she should be home in the end of may it’s up


My room at PV is almost completely empty


Me & my gf stay on the phone all day


at this point ima just take myself on a date ......


My business and career are successful in 2022. My finances are flourishing. My art is being seen by all the right people. My creativity is flowing and my artwork is being seen around the globe. And so it is.


Twitter is fun. Here, I can tell @user for example, that I can't wait for him to take us all to Mars! (Hopefully, #Bradbury was right about this magical planet). Not that Elon Musk would read this or answer, but I still can


My BabyMother Harder Than Alot Of You Niggas


y’all need to stop dragging other idols when ur upset about urs


don’t shit make my ass itch like a mf not txtn me back


Quick! Someone gift me a fire opal


NO IGNOREN LAS RED FLAGS


Don’t be boring n lame and expect me to be fun and spontaneous witchu


Where all the fish that suppose to be in this single sea


How does what doesn't have BONE gets BONER?


Tummy hurt when will my pain end


not my mom telling me and my siblings she wants to run away from us as fast as possible and she’s gunna “ship” us to our dad so she doesn’t have to see us ever again


Rain? Lovely


In honour of Star Trek Day, I just wanna say I miss Anton Yelchin and Leonard Nimoy a little more every time I watch TOS and the Kelvin Timeline movies


can you guys reply with atla/tlok pics? it would be much appreciated


i’ll never understand why y’all beg for this cold weather


Need my dick sucked rn


wait did i mess up on muster pcs i’m so confused on what i have on the way now


when sex the only thing a nigga consistent with that’s a big


We will follow path of The One And Only SUSHANT for better tomorrow


not the conversation topic in my history class rn being about eating ass


One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.


I miss doing nails everyday


Variety of teas


Thirsty for some hoes could neva be me


Lenglet is a joy to watch. Not talking about his defending btw. His passing is underrated!


idk how I’m gonna get all these white claws to my best friend


HI, I’M BACK! like for a parasol gw


$CCIV all these quotes from the CEO. The valuation is too high. I’m over it


When you're all alone I'ill reach for you When you're feelin' low I'll be there too


i’m still waiting for that damn selfie tho


Pogba joke of a player


First festival of 2021 booked - 2021 has a lot to make up for


blonde jake plus the specs


My personality is a 10/10 and I am sexy asf, I bring pure entertainment and comedy into any one’s life! Consider yourself blessed to have me


Off on a Cockatoo Island excursion.


i donated blood today feels good to finally be somebody’s type


this nigga think he so slick


polarization, the ugliest flower that’s already in full bloom; a round nail that’s been hammered into square hole. but still, we roll on, somehow just like everyone says, its okay in their own cup of coffee


y’all i’m at the fuckin movies


my next girl has to be a Fulham fan I’m sorry, sick and tired of uncultured swines who don’t support the whites


They’re giving me my flowers Cus against the odds I still rose


I need to get out my feelings and in my bag but I been in my bag it’s ok to be human right


It’s getting cold y’all. Time to pull the fits out


nour time


binge watching organic chemistry tutor before exams


coconut water waiting for me in the fridge when i get home


Now do Ramona


Follow my instagram sophxdefoe


I need my confidence back


bitch i been walking around smelling like a bath&bodyworks store since i caught the semiannual sale


Bday in 29 days the biggest scorpio


Have y'all noticed the Chiefs hate only comes from the AFC and the 49ers? I wonder why


They fired the lady that said nakers? ... oh


why tae ain't been doing ari hair?


ISMAIL CIPEEE!!


Y u mad? bc I fcked ya bitch?


Just saw somebody getting pulled over in a Altima


i want some fire house


Modern Warfare multiplayer right now is everyone just running around with the new CX-9


The lady on the assembly line at chipotle was very heavy handed. Love that for me!


GTFM


guys,,, i think maybe ,,,,, *** *** **** *** ** ****


Okay tbh I’m like ugh the Kardashians but every time they’re in the news I’m like


A wise man once told me, if there’s a conversation you have been avoiding, then that’s the one you need to have


Umzimba is almost there via recovery. Benders that last longer than usual, not ayoba.


my mom & I had a deep convo yesterday about my dad & how she went 33+ years without knowing my dad has always been into metal & she deadass said “we could’ve gone to shows when we were dating” But mom, no que es la musica del diablo?


amo mucho the light is coming


It’s the beautiful chocolate women for me


Like how you trying to drive me crazy but don’t wanna take the ride


have the cutest groundhog in my backyard


Some folks really making me shine and glow for doing the barest of minimums Thank y'all for making me look good


It worries me how much a club like Barcelona want Dembele off their books, I'm just saying


and then I went down on Chrissie Orlando on the trampoline later that night.


Save your power till the last day to use it. Everyone will find you more powerful


Bruh sour patch kids be hitting differently


Any of my followers have hot moms? Tell her to hmu ahaha


It isn’t beef cause when you see me you look the other way


Out here grilling in this heat for my meal prep


I wish I can get my own house this year. Doakan aku murah rezeki


McDonald’s breakfast time, let’s gooooo


Girls are either gym motivation or the one i wanna spend my time with + gym motivation, they decide there's benefits too both


I want some homefries and I’m bout to make me some


Mom Made Ribs


I'm absolutely sick of this cold weather


The more I distance myself the more I realized ain’t nobody in my corner . Y’all ain’t meant to grow with me that’s all


I peeped that’s how it works


For a sec I couldn’t long in


thanks G for giving me this man.


what's da tagline?


Inter Milan are too awful defending leads


goodbay loud


Of all the things I can successfully bake and cook...EVERY time I try to make chocolate chip cookies from scratch they never come out like I want them too


Ash Wednesday tomorrow, super Tuesday next week. I'm so proud of all of the great work my friends have been doing in ATX; we are truly shining.


What time zone are you in? I'm eastern time. Trying to figure best time to post my stuff for you guys!


Managed to source a #Lionesses home shirt - now to wait the 6 weeks it will take to get here from America. Looking forward to getting that and then getting the print/patches done on that and the away I already have. Thinking @bmeado9 on the away, @ellatoone99 on the home


Eish watching a documentary of asylum seekers. Life is brutal out there


I hear that President is coming to set the record straight about the #Tembisa10 and has asked the dad to buy PPE with the 1million donation that he received...sibonge!


going to pick up chuu for our date


• when he start calling me ToNay I Know he Not in the Mood


Got me feeling like Issa when she was working at “We Got Y’all”


I’m an asset to your life, don’t ever think I’m one of those regulars.


How @user has managed to pick the perfect team tonight i have no idea, hero


Once a while @benthompson should take a long leave so that you can catchup on all his daily updates and interviews like I did recently


Just want to thank @user for his steam tonight really has helped me alot giving how everything is going right now. Made feel a little better thabk you


the slightest inconvenience... Me: okay, I’m just going to take a shot


I think I wanna fry some fish and shrimp for dinner


I can do a lil magic wit it


I’m irked w Starbucks being out of extra caramel


"If I was a rim, I'd prolly hug on the curb. And scrape the ground when I swing. Dodging potholes when I swerve.."


guess who got the key to the store today


I haven't heard a Neil Young song in years anyway. Never in my life have I heard a good one.


Why would oomf say I miss cuddles every 5 minutes? I mean, it's true but why would he say it?


As I reflect a year ago today,I wouldn’t change anything about my year in the Masters program. Definitely a tough one,but I made it through


my benadryl kicked in and i’m so tired but i’m already at HyVee so might as well finish grocery shopping. hopefully i don’t fall asleep behind the wheel on the way home!


If anybody is wondering, Harold Castro is 4-10 against lefties this season


VAR: Checking possible vawulence against Chelsea Decision: Vawulence stands


Bad idea to start watching murder documentaries at this time I'll end up awake alnight now


REPEAT AFTER ME: I am about to walk into the greatest year of my life ! Claim it babe


#LawSchool start


Only getting better baby


It is April 20th. It is snowing. And its sticking to the ground.


Finally hit a hundred followers. Hope you guys enjoyed my suffering thus far. More to come fingers crossed


yooo what is up everyone? How are you doing on Tuesday 2/22/2022?


thinking about my brothers growing up really makes so emotional


#TheNolansGoCruising It's very poignant watching @LindaNolan_ & @user knowing what has happened since. #KeepOnStayingStrongAndPositive


Von.. bitch fuck yo nigga


My current hobby : Open fridge for no reason


The God of the day, is still God in the night


nothing matters rn but cash


When SVT comes back to nyc for a tour, imma be right by the stage. I want to feel their hot breath


I wish I felt as young as how young my patients tell me I am!


I spend my time watching every concerts from my home again this years


Joder, nice


I miss my lil juvie


Early start this morning at Preston with Dad as he starts his radiotherapy, fingers crossed


Gonna need a @ExplosiveGyro crying compilation after this one


WOWWW KURA KURA WAS BEYOND MY EXPECTATION?! THE SONG IS AMAZING AND THE MV WAS WELL DIRECTED!!!! SRSLY I WAS BLOWN AWAY ONE OF THEIR BEST JAP RELEASE EVERRR CAN'T WAIT FOR THE WHOLE THING


Rudiger almost slapped Suarez


Bro stop fucking on any and everybody and stop hitting the blunt after any and everybody that’s why them damn numbers keep going up trifling asses


I’m so glad these wanna-be influencers told me to go vote. I totally wasn’t going to but just since they mentioned it I am now!


Marcus Rashford, pride of England


Lighting vs Panthers time


If the Braves let Freddie Freeman go as a free agent I’m going to lose it


A Lil margarita will have me just right tonight


Why am I still thinking about what he told me this morning


I wanna be celebrated when I die! No bitch tears or I will come back as a specter and flip your tables


Ole actually said that the first goal wasn't entirely on de Gea? Yeah I take back my OleOut tweets


sto ascoltando heartbreak girl in onore di calum


Effortless balls


Don’t trust no one, even your own shadow leaves you in the dark.


My head an neck is killing me


3 games, 3 cheaters


When we were young, we were asked "what do we want to be when we grow up?" Why can't the question we get asked be "what do you want to learn about in your life?" Why did it take me 25 years to have that thought.


All of this damn Sakura flavored videos are making me hungry.


On the weekend, when I do all the homework, I'll probably try to make my first proper comic. Probably on Miraculous, you know, the first cartoon I was obsessed with, then I can continue with catradora fluff comic I wanna draw since last month!


I love being business minded and service oriented and professional.. I hardly ever run into issues doing because of such


individual lashes are so convenient until the fall out process if you don’t intend on getting a fill


definitely gon make my bf cook me some tacos when I get off work today


I need the 11 lows and those 4’s


I’m not dramatic. And even if I am, does it concern you?!


man, this, feeling better, lowkey kinda sucks. need to keep bonking myself, because i feel like i need a visit to the horny jail


Na everybody get man now.


had a woman threaten to lazily teabag me today this is the power of the halo infinite disguise master chief helmet (adult-sized)


no more xj bbls? ok its time to sleep ig


Do better still be my fav sha #CarpieDiem @Olamide


Not me going on bb and one of my courses completely disappeared wtf


College kids getting their bowl games cancelled because of positive tests. Yet, watch the Super Bowl mysteriously be played with no issue in February.


1 builder to go all in, who you choosing?


ANY TAMER HOSNY FANS HERE


That video was so disturbing of that mass shooting


Hmmm! I like doing Kink shit! Vanilla ain’t for me!


I had to cue to go home early due to weather


my next baby i want a push gift


I know I ain’t just see somewhere that Rihanna is pregnant


Whoever knows where to buy kombucha anywhere near KK please hmu thx


I hate bugs/amphibians that can easily be accidentally squished. Worms, caterpillars, frogs, and ESPECIALLY roaches


This ain’t build a bitch


There's gonna be 10 minutes of stoppage time added to this match


I’m just wasting my life away


Yaqeen kry is makam pr a poncha ho lrki to dour neend tk nhi ati.


Fact 12 When you love what you have, you have everything you need. Goodnight


Do yall be finding what yall be looking fa?


The ritualist guys self nor Dey see top anymore na we the real hustlers


If anyone wants to get me the Jhené Aiko Sleep mask that be great


I had a dream that nathan and I decided to go to Yellowstone on a whim again and I went to sleep early to wake up early... when I woke up I thought the dream was real I’m sad that it wasn’t


my head has been hurting so bad all day. I don’t know why.


They are slowly getting rid of the original USB port


Dr Fauci is back


JUST IN : World's largest banks ask for 5% #Bitcoin and crypto allocation cap in letter to Bank of International Settlements instead of the 1% suggested in June. That's $9 TRILLION


im really so excited to meet sar pls


What product would you like to see us add next?


I was about to write that we're not serious for the title and then Marcus Rashford turned up.


It’s gon be the weekend fa meeee


· 3 weeks since diagnosis · 1 week til we see the neurovascular specialist · I'm learning my limits w/fatigue · Headaches are much less frequent lately, probs due to lower stress (no longer working). Hope it lasts for a while! · Family members have made plans for summer visits


Bro just met a designer for Roblox. Bro haven’t even graduated high school


told my old lady how i’m feeling, she said i’m trippin. but she don’t kno i’m pray for love


My human calendar/ reminder/ planner


Crypto has allowed me to make real passive income


Football season for my boyyyyyyyy


Did you miss jamming with spells in space, feasting on @user Endless Banquet, or all of the @user Stratosfiend with the glamorous terrors? Do you still need some zine-sized Troika! fun? You're in luck!


I walked out the door without eating.


I’m thinking sushi and clear soup for dinner


Baby you're a song, you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise


When grace and mercy are passing, nothing stands on their ways


Heat wave this week


Whew just resigned. Huge weight off my shoulders. My line manager is really the nicest person, I hope I get this lucky again


Leonhart my beloved omg- I used to love watching his videos and now seeing him here is so


I slept until 2PM today, and all I want to do is go back to bed


Btches come n go. Bruh! But I yk I stay


Is Sakura going to be useless this entire thing?


#Entergalactic is really great. Visuals, storyline, playlist, everything


Africa has to work, the potential that this continent has must be realized.


All the Slips is moving on only Sevilla is Fooling


what if we watched movies together @ rowoon


Didn’t watch Love Island so I can get an early night except I didn’t fall asleep so now I’m still awake and I missed Love Island


Lobster on my plate, can a long way from noodlesssss


I woke up to the sweetest message from Ciara I love her sm


Money , new place paid off of my own , new car , more shit to invest in is all that’s on my mind


i got art next


I need to find my headphones i have my doula orientation tonight, im SUPER excited


I’m 885 followers away from 1K! Twitter do your thing!


It’s almost 12 midnight Any movie suggestions? Nice ones so I download please


looking back on 2020 and realising how much my life has changed drastically.. i’ve lost a lot of my closest friends and gone through a break up. this time last year my life was HUGELY different. i’m so thankful it’s all happened, although it hurt at the time. onwards & upwards


Mf that ask who your plug is


ismol thingzzzzzz


Alhamdulillah ya Rabb Soo much to be thankful for


I don't mind you playing hard to get but there should be a limit.


Wrath Classic....Alicara's beginnings. I am beyond hyped for that.


If Ronaldo wasn’t at United we’d probably already be out the CL, bottom half of the prem. 36 y/o but still the main man in football


Sijui mbona teams before facing Liverpool are always shit. Lakini when they face us... How is this the same keeper aliekwa 6 last Sunday


• Out of place


Get money e gey why


Stop serving them little ass party wings in y’all platters


bouta ask my papa to buy me a wig


i wanna try them sagittarius out & spend the block bck for them male virgos just one time


body aches are not fun


I miss going out. Going out with my agent and her friends. I miss her friends


Took me 6 hours to check 20 papers but guess who has to check 40 more and recheck 60 papers


This man done paid for all@my shots, I hope his ass don’t get no assumptions


Damn 9 added minutes


Chem suddenly became so easy


gonna finish season 1 of young royals now


Can't believe this weekend is finally my sister's graduation party


On June 7th my blog is back, thanks to some motivation from the excellent @user and her brilliant ideas! Watch this space


I never realized there are a lot to sexy lesbians.


i don’t know how to style wtf can i do with a jean jacket


"Tyler has been brilliant over the last few months." - Jordan Henderson. High praise for the Liverpool youngster!


Who is shooting up so downtown right now


Final #giveaway coming @ y’all


Last time i vented i felt naked..these days i rather say Nathan


Consistent people helps you stay consistent


The skits are so cute


Sammy Guevara acting like he isn't one of the most unlikable people in all of AEW


diluc is so petty lmao


Prices are decent


It's that time of year when university students are looking for summer internships! I'm interested to see if there are any game industry companies looking for some summer help. Do you have any intern positions for marketing / digital creative students? If so, reply below


To be fair to Klopp. Liverpool are playing way too many games over this Christmas/new year period..


Apparently I Did Lose A Lot Of Weight This Summer Because None Of My Winter Clothes Fit Anymore


Why is BeReal so weird ? I just opened one and idk what to do with it


Big days graft in 6 hours looking forward to my week off


my next relationship ima do right frfr


The fact that Leão’s contract hasn’t been renewed yet was already ridiculous enough. Now I can’t even be mad at him if he leaves because this team is terrible now. Run for the hills, dude. Pioli’s tactics make no sense and we’re still relying on a 36 year old backup GK.


My daddy just told me I need help


I have the smartest little girl, she surprises me everyday


Bisoprolololololololol


Have you ever been rude on accident??


My son just told me that I'm an SME - a Subject Matter Expert


Saul Niggers


"Never take your life for granted. Focus on all the positive and embrace it. Ignore the negative and be thankful for every single day." Good Morning World


#AmongUs players who quit the game after being killed, if you don't know how to play a multiplayer game why don't you just play single player games?


instagram locked my account wtf


Having a toddler and being sick definitely makes one question whether or not being screen free is worth it


rockstar knights by @KidCudi × @trippieredd should be an anthem.


They can't let them go unpunished


Shout out to Lena for providing me with that info


Just getting out of the car in the street there, an old guy from further up that I’ve never spoken to before is looking at my car and opens with “you not frightened it will get scratched like?” I’m feeling threatened


trying to unpack trauma from your childhood but you still live with your parents


if i was a killa.... who n the fuck told u sum shit like dat


Only got time for money and good company


I’ve never been to a gathering of more than 6 people


atp i been at work too long


Snapping multiple people at once makes my brain go brrrrrrr bc I don’t remember anything I send to anyone


This week started off rough and it’s only day two. My body is exhausted.


Going to focus on John and Timothy for Thursday's Bible study. This will be fun.


Y’all can have that shit on mamas


So many trump signs in gene see county.


So wait, you really sold the recovery centers? You mean Leafy's never coming back?


ni drop na prices sa graphics card


If The Play Good, Then The Day Good


lyn have this one video of me in a big plp shirt sheze post every once in a while and i be praying she lose it


I be working and starving my damn self


waiting for an abbott season where janine gets burnt out and does not feel like trying at work


Finally get to watch my nephew play ball this evening


i asked my mom what her favourite character is in encanto and she said mirabel and it opened a huge can of beans i dont feel like looking into today


When it hurts, keep moving forward anyway


My roots are really starting to show on the blonde part of my hair, should I bleach it again or dye it all dark?


Pioli’s decision making is a mystery. Playing a 3-4-2-1 makes sense…but he moved Leão inside even tho he’s clearly best on the wing, moved Dest to LWB even tho he’s an RB, and put Messias at RWB even though he’s useless on defense?


bjh big ass left ear.. I'm gonna bite


dom has been eye fucking kat for years. did she think we didn't notice


Relish the progress


Bout to drop something hot


made it onto JARSO


No bitch can out Microsoft Excel me and that’s just me keeping it


I love paper, I ain’t selling my pussy for it tho..


while y'all focus on celebrities I focus on myself


This Medicine Makes Me So Sleepy & Dizzy As Hell


hot take: I don’t think anyone should have LED headlights unless they have a necessity for it such as a disability that causes vision impairments


I love spring but I hate the fact that it’s allergy season


not me waking up at 4:00 pm


Yea baby do it like that , I like when it snatch


manifesting new male group and male performance of the year nominations for @ENHYPEN


the birds pt1 or pt2


What advice would you give a new collector moving over from PFPs to fine art? Asking for a friend.


Julian reminded me of homecoming 2018 when they started shooting at the Cali party and while I was running off I accidentally knocked this girl down and kicked her head into the side of a car


i just had a panic attack at a nail salon


"When north people make false promises, words mean nothing." -Jon Snow


Que tipo show


Surreal esse 4.0 do bk


Put your phones down and celebrate you fucking idiots


i think i find out this week about getting axolotls or not yeeeee


Every two hours…set the timer.


I ain’t scared of no bitch now a bitch with a snake is a different story


Just realized I probably need to add a Serverless EMR operator to Airflow now, too...


my bday is coming up hope y'all got your presents ready


Oooo imma make a burger


Feel for Sugar & Spice plain cake


Oh no I'm old now


I need talked about for liking sushi this much after I dogged it all these years


Mr.Sir I’m trying to vibe to my man


oh shit the whole tl getting john lee send some of that good luck to me please 谢谢


I JUST WANT A DILDO THAT CAN CUM


My mom and my auntie really getting on my nerves


Tattoo for Bella done


What game got you deep into gaming?


YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE TREASURE


Wtf does is take longer to check out than my actual dr appt


Gonna do World Geography SOL today! Wish me luck


I haven't been on here much lately because life is super busy. I am still fighting to #SaveMacGyver though. I stream at least 5 episodes of #MacGyverOnIMDbTV every single day! I so desperately want our Phoenix family back and I really want to see #MacRiley happen.


I want a family with you..


Alot on my plate but no complaints


my boyfriend told me I “dance like the world is fun”


The tiktokers ruined the community


I still ain’t seen my lil cousin


The real question tonight is whether to watch Coco or the Braves...


If you didnt fuck my head so much, I wouldnt be here anymore


There's a fan but I don't want to wake up with a blocked nose


Just completed "React for Beginners" by @wesbos - great way to get back into coding after 2 years of travelling without a PC


I feel like a whole new person after getting my hair done.


What did I do to get us cancelled was I too hot for the TL or what -


And like that the snow has begun


I’ll compromise for the family


It’s November 1st which means I can turn on my heater


Magiging stable din lahat. Just go with the flow.


WTS TSB - The Shit Bot No Discord DM me to work out a deal


The Pinkprint don’t have an opponent


Oh gosh. I just realized I've been on Twitter in some kind of way on different accounts since launch


Idk who needs to hear this but... it's okay to still be bloated. My favorite fix is a cup of fresh squeezed grapefruit juice every 2 hours


Stream up tonight with new internet. Gonna be my first time playing among us tonight soooo


Anyone doing games night on Saturday?


Next year 2021, @Ambitiouz_Ent gon sign me.


okay the phone call was actually really good news


omg JAMES is back


My baby girl just lights up my world


Y’all look so good in y’all taxes


You're gonna wish you never had met me...


I just made myself sad trying to come up with song titles started with LY


This island was a waste of my miles


Ah it’s the change in weather


What do you mean they're "The Last of us" there's more characters than Joel and Ellie????


I realized that ever since Keeho started exercising he's been feeling himself


It's weird watching people change for the worse right before your very eyes


Bets are placed, hopefully a winner tonight


How I asked God to blessed me and he did it right way without any hesitation


My twitter was so boring and now i see kendra on it and it’s fun again


Someone tell me why iMovie won’t allow you to make a videos speed over 2x the original but they let you make it 1/8 of the original...


First day back at work and everybody saying “Damn you gained weight…” These disrespectful mfs never seen a good bulk


SILENCE! To keep the fans in good energy, don't indulge in the BS with the enemy! @NICKIMINAJ is in a different space in her life and I'm sure going back and forth with haters isn't it! Keep praying and promoting The Queen!


who said griffin stinks like cheese on his stream


Haidspray was so slept on in 2007 so I'm glad it's getting recognition now


There seem to be a lot of applications to SuperRare and such lately... I can guarantee that I will never apply for it, they will have to find me and invite me. Until then I'll let my artwork and hard grind speak for itself


Today moving slow af


Pussy fairy EH


10 toes even on my lonely


i feel so angry and annoyed rn for some reason like i want to ruins someone’s day


i know that you know I don’t fold under pressure


ugh mack is director


Mellow Mushroom.


#NBAPlayoffs IS HERE


It’s that time - tribunal round 3…


Stretch marks are just dead skin cells, so scrub scrub scrub ladies


Island should’ve been a summer baby they got cute ass summer clothes every where


loving u silently is aaaaAAAAAaGH


Ah, I love sleepovers.


why did i just see TWO oomfs get two pcs in their albums


How dumb is this cyril actually? What difference is there between a “vaccinated” and “un-vaccinated” person attending a sporting event? Shouldn’t both not have to produce a negative test? Doesn’t he know that being “vaccinated” does NOT prevent infection or transmission?


I feel like a whole new person since that nap


Never Lose Hope Just When You Think It's Over God Sends You A Miracle


ending the year at a pop up shop, starting the year off at a pop up shop


I still can’t believe I’m going to EDC this year like


Fuk wit me don’t fuk without me


Need thigh highs that don't roll down


I need my small braids back


I ain’t sharing nobody so if he likes your pics he’s yours.


Holy fuck it’s hot as hell outside


Only Man Utd will beat PSG this season


Man Dis Ol Nigga Otp Talking Like He A 90 Baby


Just cuz I loved you at one point doesn't mean I will always love you. I'm not Whitney Houston


What if P’Pin meant to send it to someone and instead accidentally posted it?!


Something must be wrong with the planets


Okay but did lizzo get casted for Ursula in the little mermaid remake


See how peaceful the TL is after a Chelsea win, there’s nothing to troll, banter died in the draft, e choke


THANKS ProPor! But it's all down to Beans really, she did all the hard work!


It’s weird how I’m trash at 2k yet when I run point shit happens


Today's interview went very well and I'm moving on to the next round


For the lost women: the only aroma vagina should give off is vinegar. Thank you


I miss taking smoke breaks during work. Can I please start working from office again


mattholomule better show up in season 2b or else


Mucha falsedad por las redes Sociales.


Honestly watching Melo play basketball hit a spot ... there is certain shit ... a mother can’t teach their son


I’m getting to the money #Stacktober


I need to replace my ring


Gotta cop the Crstian Dor for the mamas that can’t read


If it's hard for me to tell you shit or express my feelings, blame my family


My man need to hurry and cook


Sooooo many medical records…


People be taking cute pics and say they crusty... Lapho I can't even open the front camera


It is really weird that Andres isn’t coming home tonight. Like what do I do? Who am I ?


22022022 I’m so happy with the right man whom I deserve


Do I drive to the country side to go see farm animals? Yes , yes I do


I hate when I can’t physically help the people I love


Yearning for the lack of protection behind Black women I dare one of y’all to try some fuck shit against them in front of me


I hate when my brain gets whipped by my heart from doing the right thing. Like damn, aren’t you supposed to be smart and all, Mr. Brain


I’m addicted to mobile cod SMH...


Brain Jotter comedian mess up pass. Heh!!! Trapped Souls has me on the floor


reply if you actually like me


TAKE ME TO YOUR BEST FRIENDS HOUSE


Get the ball on the deck


Real Madrid are different gravy. Celtic have done so well but the football from Real Madrid is absolutely world class


Every time we fuvk i call him daddy


wow my women’s intuition is always correct i just saved the day


I put my legs around his neck like a turtle neck


i get dreamlike today


Heat better win tonight


We tied at 88 and it’s 8pm! #MambaForever #LakeShow for the Win


Putting A.C.E on my wedding playlist not just for me but for my mom too because she’s also a Choice and a Junhee bias


having trash memory is low key a blessing


Might watch Geordie shore again from season 1


Ima gud Aries I promise


everyone on the tl trying to get a doja notice


finally made it to where my whole ig explore page is just cooking videos


I had such a long day but I accomplished a LOT! And I rewarded myself with a deep tissue massage!


friends help friends get gvf tickets


i knew ranboo was a scorpio


Time to kick off my theatre thread of 2022


Smh shit hella lame


Would GOP still stand by Trump if they found out he sold classified information?


Don’t settle for mediocre marketing results! Boost your sales with video ads that actually convert. Try Promo’s ready-made videos today


Went to a funeral yesterday and they had I believe I can fly on repeat


Elon buying Twitter while AH didn’t know the difference between a Tweet or a RT


shaved my face for da first time


Basically I told my bae ain’t no cutting me off you can be mad though!! I run this shit this is my shit


Getting better with this cooking shit ..


Watching the launch of @ASP so happy to see a new way that allows us to understand what's happening with our elected officials. Thank you @user @JoeKiani & @user All the best to you on this new venture.


Somethings in life is worth taking a risk for


This Chinese team is so iconic


Tw (I guess idk)// me breaking shit n I scraped my arm So over been real fckin frustrated n I finally had a chance to break things so I kicked them n punched them and it made me feel better. Scraped my arm when I punched them tho n it bleed a bit but I feel better


i don’t think fiona will top The Idler Wheel or When The Pawn ever


45 RT to vote @user #BTSArmy for #BestFanArmy at #iHeartAwards 2021!


If you try to have a normal conversation with me without asking for money & then say in the middle of it, “so when am I gonna win one of your givings”, that’s the same thing


who am i taking to Kaiseki


I don’t remember finishing it but then again me & my man be lit


#CunkOnBritain easy to confuse Philomena


i need more people on my private account @user , follow if we're close


POST MALONE X SUNFLOWER


wtf is my laptop charger


I literally have the hardest time figuring out what to get my dad for holidays and birthdays lmao but in the midst of finding him a Father’s Day gift I already found him his birthday gift even though his birthday not for a minute minute lol


Self dates are the best


You can have any art as your PFP even if it’s worthless, I’ll still be your friend.


Aydan X @Rated_COD X @HusKerrs for Twitch Rivals Customs on the 27th


Okay @user fix these lil kinks or y'all gon lose me. I know they are minor but I'm spoiled so.....


I really got anger problems that’s why I take classes now


When your teenager always makes you feel so uncool it’s nice to hear things like “your mom flew you across the country to see SZA?“ “Do you know how cool your mom is? “


-Thousands Of Animals But My Best Friend Is My Favorite......


Ppl that look past the PERCEPTION of things are my type of people. Cause at this point it’s like... what’s not clicking?


Pet peeve: talking to someone & having half of their attention.


I want some good ass wings and pizza


I literally forgot what it was like living in a house


Bruh....i'm finna tear this peanut butter chicken up


dua lipa no crossfit


Butter mv teaser is stuck on my head RT to vote @user #BTSArmy for #BestFanArmy at #iHeartAwards 2021


I try to always stay okay with my present time~ Wherever I go I prepare my mind to only see the thing from a good perspective ~ To me, the place I go or even the food I eat isn't too important so, because I'm always alone, I take pictures of what could remind me a good feeling


CHIPPEAS PLEAS! Pjyamas Picnic stream is happening tonight at 11.30pm SGT! SEE YOU ALL


No ones got me like I’ve got myself


i need more active followers to interact with


My guilty pleasure is watching the NELK Boys


Getting everything set up for my events now cause i have a feeling these months gonna fly by


very suspicious activity if you ask me..


6 I vote BTS as the Favorite K-POP Artist at the 2022 American Music Awards (#AMAs).


yall.. we live on a fucking rock in the middle of no where.. i think it’s safe to say you can go live and enjoy your life


Ever since i broke my favorite wine glass, it just don’t taste the same


It’s always “wyd” and never “dyhtttltmwanaeaao”


mes flashbacks...


Allhamdullilah for everything..


Guys are did you stop to wonder the what the 24 hour trading volume of Nodeseeds is? The 24 hour trading volume of Nodeseeds is $713.78.


this should be a quiz format bc there’s only 1 correct answer


2am work emergencies. Love them.


Currently in the reject shop & the absolute worst version of watermelon sugar is playing who allowed this woman to cover this song


Honey bun in the air fryer?


420 AND a #ChauvinGuilty verdict? The stars aligned.


Can WWIII just hold off for a little while? Lemme enjoy my moment of relief after getting my EDS diagnosis before you plunge me back into misery


Okay, so Person of Interest clearly is my new addiction. Thanks to @AmazonFreevee


Yo I be smokin tree every minute, of every hour in day. Shits outta hand


4 cards for Lazio and not a single one for Milinkovic


I’ll never understand why it takes so long to just pick up a prescription


they freed my lil bruh out the concrete jungle @user free all my otha brothas till its backwards


Storms make trees take deeper roots


please just stay away from my dreams


Off early. Lemme go get these grippers done


I’m coming for you ashnikko


My bank send me a notification everyday of my balance , they need to stop . I don’t need nobody trynna steal my $3 out of my account shìt


I accidentally ordered cat ears


I hope this stays the same in person


He fell in love with a architect but he didn’t have any plans.


Am i the only one who doesn’t save people’s numbers anymore?? I just look at our texts to see who it is


As Soon As You Find A Mature Partner You'll See That There Was Nothing Wrong With You.


I’ve come to the conclusion that I want all my tattoos removed


We getting holiday pay today


My Aunt get to come home from the hospital today.


I’m pissed. You shouldn’t have to jump through hoops to get tested for covid in the RGV. This is a product of structural violence/ instructional racism. There should be multiple stations.


NEED ALL MY SISTERS HOME


Hungary were 10/1 start of the game. I didn’t even have a quid on them


my hair coming out so BAD


I need to slow down with the eating I’m 25 now shit about to start sticking


I just spent $30 in family dollar


Kurosawa's Cure is definitely noir, right?


i’m glad y’all are on my side when it comes to THAT scene in chapter 4


The same people bashing Duncan Keith to the oilers, will blow there loads when leafs get suter


My gel polish done chipped on my toes already


let’s play hide and seek. I’ll hide and you seek professional help pls


Nintendo Switch Online would be worth 49.99 a year to me if it also included Nintendo Power. Like...I know we can't have fun anymore no magazines or demo discs....make a digital edition with demos that automatically download to the console once a month.


Im so mad at Instagram rn


you know you're a 2ha stan when your phone autocorrects moral to moran


Forever you, 23.


some cock got me suspended for having a list that called out legitimately dangerous people. odds on the report coming from one of them ppl?


The famous boo sea of ibrox at full time


Follow my Instagram - goddessk_uk


I know hobi has separate folder for Taehyung in his gallery


I bought a key that doesn’t work


new fun edtw challenge: fast until they break up


Father’s Day isn’t even here and mothers are already bashing men.


When outside open back up. I think imma get my part back


Mad dog next drama


It’s not giving DL, you just a fan


Everytime something good is about to happen negative energy will always test you. Don't fail


i can't believe we live in a world where people don't know who THE han seungwoo is. such a disgrace


3 meetings without having sex ! That's impressive and I really love it


alcohol is cool, but have you ever had someone care about you? Me neither! Pass the bottle


Someone I can tell what's going on inside my mind bi. Talawan kayko mangmessage kay I feel I'll annoy them. I'm just weirdly talkative


plishy got bageled??


Calling all working professionals. 401(k) plans are an excellent way to invest for future you, but may not be enough for a comfortable retirement. Here's 3 reasons why


started watching dharma and greg and it would make such a good taegi or taejoon au


Gym was good to me today. . I think I’m becoming more disciplined


I hope this AMVCA stuff won't worsen Nigeria's Coronavirus case like what is happening in Italy... It won't be funny at all


Yr please stop sharing sensitive content in the name of breast cancer awareness, tbh we are living in a rapist society and these pictures are another attraction for Males and in the end we have to face the results, there are 1000 ways to spread awareness not only nudes


Angelic Bros. @jaytatum0 @FCHWPO


I keep seeing "The quarantine is so much better with my toddler!!!" And these people must be high. I love my baby to infinity and beyond but this quarantine would be much easier without a mini-me trying to stick her hands inside a toilet every time I have a conference call.


Stupid defender


Janet Varney has my whole heart


ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ABOUT BATWOMAN??? THAT WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS AND I LOVED RUBY ROSE AS KATE KANE


Idk why I thought it was a good idea to stop by my house before heading to the grocery store


I may not have the biggest following but if I see someone thats bullying someone I will message every single one of their followers to expose them and show their true colours, idgaf if you get upset by how many followers you lost because of me, maybe be nice in the first place


In other news, my boyfriend bought me the bratz game for Xmas and I am obsessively nostalgic


State championship tomorrow, I like Central


thank you for treating me like a human, it means a lot and I'm gonna be forever grateful


why is my mum literally trying to talk me out of complaining about a teacher who makes inappropriate comments to girls in class


Johnson and rife


In India, an arranged marriage is so transactional that everything is evaluated, except love. We leave that for after marriage activity.


My fave #EddieVanHalenRIP story is from @user who once said that Ed once played Steve's own guitar, through Steve's own effects rig, through Steve's own amps...and it sounded like Edward Van Halen! I'm not a guitar player, so I can't fathom how that's even possible?


Your mom raised a bunch of bitches and sad excuse for men


my favs songs this far: Child, Love Theory, Sorry, Heart


The baby voice that Brat & Judy do when they speak to or about each other


I bought golf with your friends on my switch then remembered I have no friends


If you get a loan from a Bank, you pay it for 30years. If you Rob a Bank you're out in 10 years. Follow me for more Financial advice


Guilllltyyyyy


Who’s the better rapper the game or 50 cent ?


I’ve seriously always wanted to just runaway somewhere with my lover and get married in a cute little dress and not have to worry about anyone else, I’m so excited


i like how much disco and techno there is, back to our european roots


MY ALBUMS ARE ARRIVING TOMORROW


I just remembered the pure terror I felt in my youth when I went to check on my cute little Neopet and it had transformed into a fucking beast without warning...never touched Neopets again after that day


My girl ruth finally had it all wtf!!


Imagine going through 1000 emotions just to justify your abuse


My internship just offered me a job!!!!


you no longer have access to me


YOU UGLY AS FUCK


My j*b got the kitchen stocked with free bougie snacks but not a damn water bottle


A GOOD coach knows their best players..


nice guys finish last cuz good girls come first


the way savage love is a bts song for me


Is mito getting a new outfit??


That’s okay frens. I know we all want Hoshi’s validation. Completely understandable


You already know it’s pressure bout ya, I’ll wipe a nigga nose.


I love being Salvadoran. Gimme some eggs and frijoles for dinner and I’ll literally be happy


Wonder if repeating a stock enough times will actually shake others into buying your bag……. Seems to be common these days … buyer beware… mega posting …


excitement over 25 is different ... you get thrilled over decor , appliances , house remodeling , and DIY


Very thankful for errthing


my avi givin’ kehlani - toxic vibes


One thing I’ll never understand is men liking multiple girls photos when they’re with someone


One of my goals for this upcoming year, TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET MY BEARD


I did another reading after a few days and it again perfectly described thks situation but it only means I csnt do what I said I will


How do some ppl disrespect your mother, I can never to my mexican mama


no craig i will not be your “ widdle pog champ “


Watching "Unbreakable: 2005", and this match still holds up, and always will, IMO. One of my personal favorite wrestling matches of all-time. @user @user @user 15 years later... whadaya say? One more go???


I can’t literally eat a whole jar of pickles in 1 day


I got my chocolate ice cream sitting out for later


pure bull


empecé the last of us


Did anything happen today that made you happy ... really happy?


if SM stop shoving that carebear-bffs4eva concept perhaps there would be more drmzens that are mature


21 yr old going out me is coming back


omg hannah waddingham in hocus pocus 2


ok no more essay sleep time


Can y'all believe we get to see @user SPN episode in a little over a month?! So ready.


finally, hello grade 9- tea rose!


I’m too loyal, too Real etc.. not to get my dick sucked


starting to train ppl at work and this girl im training said im her fav trainer so far because I explain everything very clear, which makes me feel good because I was initially going to school to become a HS teacher so any type of teaching role i get, I take very serious


ONLY PEOPLE THAT PURCHASE TICKETS WILL BE GIVEN THE LOCATION


Not me looking at Ph.D programs…


i remember early december i told myself to end my life after christmas passed so that i don't miss it well guess what christmas is over


I cried more during this game than yesterday’s! THIS was an amazing last game before going to WC! COSTA RICA AND NEW ZELAND CAME OUT TO FIGHT AND FIGHT THEY DID! IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM! I HOPE THEY DO EVEN MORE AMAZING THINGS IN NOVEMBER!


Nature titties coming at cha this weekend


My digital marketing instructor really motivates me. She thinks I’m a marketing genius. But I just seen the public and civilization from the outside


Coming out of Zumba retirement this weekend…I’m not ready


Even though we don’t call then dreads sha


I can’t find any cute rainbow lingerie sets which is honestly homophobic


I’m attracted to powerful men so bad


Thanks for the stream tonight!! Thanks to @user for the gifted subs


Off work vibes are nice!!!


There’s a high tea tomorrow night


love when niggas say “you so mfn spoiled” cause ik baby .. now do what I say


ITS ROC RACE WEEK


My friends and I need an Ave. 26 taco night again


the fact that they make it seem like dress code is more important than our education doesn’t sit right with me. how you gonna send me home for showing skin through a small rip on my jeans


I’m confident that I’m great at anything i try


i’m on the aux


Didn’t ask for your help, you insisted then left me hanging ? i-


I wish I didn’t have my ex in every single one of my pics any time we did anything. I can’t even post my memories


If you ever need a badass yorùbá translator for your work, my inbox is open!


10 years with bigbang is sure an awesome memory


who y’all think finna win the election?


« Julius Randle and RJ Barrett haven’t missed a game and were recently 1-2 in minutes played in the NBA. »


omg potential gibby buff


I hate when girls come to the gym just to laugh at other girls like I came here to work out not to be your joke


Motherhood really be keeping you on your damn toes fr


You the type of a nigga drop a name make a case come


I can’t even lie Yb snappin


Check messages on onlyfans


Virgo women top tier.


Did a lil journaling today, it felt amazing


#ArnabGoswamy thankyou


I hate ppl that think the world just revolves around them. Get a grip..it ain’t just bout you


Bitcoin hit 51k


survived another 12 hr day on campus


sigh today is math exam wish me luck guys


JD "Drove In" 2 runs...


The people who y’all fantasize about ain’t really like that in real life


The truth is you can't rely on anyone. You're all you got.


I ate a whole pot of pasta myself


I need my nail to heal fast bc I’m tired of not being able to do it


Good strikes by Rashford and Foden and my bet is down the pan, crap! Lol!!


So…did I miss any big trades during the workday?


The forced meet ups


Yesterday I got a evite for "shonuff (crab leg spot) and chill" .. this is the type of quarantine courting I deserve


I can’t wait to be drunk on the beach


I also find it weird that someone will favourite my tweet from 7 years ago


Who ISNT playing in the MFAM Gauntlet tomorrow


sheltering at home would be at LEAST 37x better if our apartment pool wasn’t closed. I promise I’ll stay away from everyone ok???!


Story of my life... LRT


Turn the page.!!


Starbucks near my work is closed


Heladoo


I am too cute for the bullshit miss me with it


Live stream is over for today, I suppose. See ya, somewhere


oop and they got her ass


Proper craving cake, chocolate and ice cream


Understanding is an art and not everyone is an artist. Good night lovelies


no juneteenth cookouts?


first full day of kindergarten there have been tantrums


Everybody follow me on Ig: _freddieb_ & drop names below


Perfect day to sit in bed, play B0TW and eat an entire bag of Doritos


y'all saying you didn't realise all of josie's piercings until now are fake fans i'm sorry i don't make the rules


cause i feel like im the worst so i always act like im the best


Is a bacon sarnie at 11 too late asking for a friend.


There's no penguin ass in the new mario movie trailer


Finally found my motivation to lose my Covid weight (plus some). My niece is getting married next month and I'm too cheap to buy a new suit. I'm telling you this so you'll hold me accountable.


Currently rank 232k - top 100k still possible?


I know it’s Tuesday but I want my cheat meal already


Managed to rig the eyes and then realized I’d set them to separate nodes so the whole eye ended up exploding


Ever think how mental it is that we’re in 2022 and there’s still folk cutting about in boot cut jeans


Reminder that me and Ghetts have a banger Enroute


officially been replaced by my best friend


everyday gets so much slower & worse than the previous pls helpw


Looking at you from a distance


All that sub tweetin but won’t apply pressure directly to who it’s going to, a


I love seeing all these parents taking their kids on trips


Hours before the attack on the Capital “We will not stand for a lie”. I’m dumbfounded by the irony. Now so many people who said that then, realize now they were FIGHTING for a lie.


Mulatto so damn fine man


possibly vecoming single/partnerless and bts being gone for awhile... this is great guys


piss for dinner


Blue Apron was valued at $1.9 Billion at their IPO in 2017, its market cap is now $58 Million


Couldnt stream today, sorry for that, we'll be back tomorrow on the grind as usual


United found their bit of silver lining in this #ESL brouhaha in Woodward stepping down. Chelsea rediscovered their hero in Petr cech. Heard juve too. Scenes


I wrote an English essay today which I'm proud about. Still working on my English but I think it was a good one


First meal after this quarantine shit is over?? Unlimited kbbq


Another day, another Trey Lance wardrobe scandal… give it a rest people. Let the man live and work!


Chris Wilder needs to be in the Prem. Top gaffer


I NEEDED THAT GOAL FROM KAPANEN


Emotionally sad out of the sudden


Watching “Drive” for the first time, not sure how I haven’t seen it in all these years. But will it be a thrilling ride or not?


Blow your nose and not your mind


This VAR thing is shit


The shade people throw


Ok well Twitter is allowing me to respond to anyone


Lol at every time I’m told a mini van would be a good dog mom car for my mini pony


strange computers


|| Don't hesitate to dm me starters or come chat, I'm catching up!


I've written 2 blog posts today.


If you're a vegetarian, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you're a vegetarian?


if someone is aggressive towards me, i will be aggressive back like no disrespect or anything


I've watched two movies since 22:00, it's already tomorrow morning and the insomnia is still very much real


i play the drums, two 50 rounds and i ain’t talking bout no drum set


I got a bike! (Off the long waitlist.) I haven’t ridden one since using a granny bike with a front basket and zero speeds in Taiwan fifteen plus years ago, so I’m ready for some spills


i hate being hated on i’m so sensitive


Imagine telling your kids to go to bed and you hear one of them saying “he wan go Fvck mummy be that o”


I gotta stop overthinking


Hi, You can do it. This week is your moment~~~ I Love you Lots!!!


Sat my jug of water down , come back and the students drinking outta my shit


Kill Bill probably my least favorite Tarantino movie


I'm 1558524 images old.


PULISIC GOAL!! WHAT A RUN FROM KANTE


REMEMBER WE ALL START A ZERO


Something about the American flag just screams racist to me


I either cry or turn into a psychopath when I'm mad, there is no in between.


Our twitter inner circle funny af like nobody knows what we on


So they appointed a UN designated terrorist as PM


I dnt like hot cheetos anymore


i think i might be going insane


Ok birthday coming up, it’s been 11 to 12 years I been single. Welp Imma Stay Whoring becuz I can’t See being Celibate for anyone. Why


i gotttttt simpsons hit and runnnn


Who else been playing animal crossing nonstop


1st day of online school for Av was hectic & I can’t wait to get off work


hi @selenagomez I just wanted to let you know that you’re beautiful and we love you


There’s a video of Biden visiting his sons grave this morning and when i tell you i cried like a baby...


taste is subjective man gud, pag voice out ka diha w/o shaming other people for liking shit you dont. kung mas ganahan kag tubol kaysa igit then congrats christine


put up my new shelves,, ready for skz’s cb


side effects came out a year ago bye wtf it came out last month


Final thoughts from this man


Hey guys Just a chill stream tonight.. some fortnite with some DBD See you at 8.30


Can’t wait for Festa


Man idk if taking a break from pre workout was a good or bad idea. Started taking it today after 3 weeks, nearly killed myself and I’m still cracked tf out


I try to see things though liberals point of view , but sadly it’s just really hard for me to get my head that far up my ass #thankyew


Jagmeet Singh and G, Butts are both from Scarborough. They knew each other for many years. Thet went to the same grade school.


Can someone in #Whitesox twitter explain why when I tuned into @NBCSChicago I am seeing some soccer top 10 moments program and not #SOXvsDET as listed on the channel guide?


imma say it block bois


“That” group can take a rest or do solo while staying as a group without someone or anyone paving the way. They can do that whenever they want to. Again, hindi naman sila umalis ng company so it’s a different story. Just saying girl, masyado ka e.


verivery today please


Do I take out a second loan or pay off my credit card over 3 years paying the same as the estimated loan payment + have investing money


I wouldnt drive teams with nobody not even my own mama


Let me book my appointment with free


The moon looks like gold


Not the antidepressants working


Yes, I am being horny on main. No, I do not care who knows it.


I may have ran two cringy YouTube channels as a teen but at least I’ve never and will never run a fan account


@ peace. Since you didn’t hear me ima make you feel me


He said I give him boujee auntie vibes


Alright. My phone finally updated to the iOS 14. So how do you make your Home Screen all pretty?


Oouu I wanna do some ghetto shiitt in this weather


i have no idea when my period is coming


Today been pure shit


I have to wait another month for them to come out here and install the internet, sucks but its better than nothing. I'm so happy to be that much closer to streaming again


going home to fuck up my hair


All of a sudden I struggle to sleep with sock on. La bona mjolo ase ona? Mxm rubbish


Our department is by the Depends, people always tip toe to buy their diapers.


full head of pink hair or half


My phone will prolly be on DND for the next couple of weeks


Imagine if that virus get in Barbados (God forbid)


i have 3 names


Thy will be done lang jud


i should stop overthinking about things i have no control about


I need to hug this man ASAP


Starting to feel a whole lot like summer down here in Cali


there are certain artists that if I had to hear them live for the first time anywhere, I would have to see them for the first time only at specific venues so I know I experienced them the best way I could’ve


Better yet I'll finish my other diamond art in a few minutes that I got started on and then draw late tonight


How beautiful Islam is Just smile and get rewards.


It’s hard to surprise someone when you‘re isolating together & working from home. It’s like, ‘why don’t you go check the mail... ‘ And while they’re gone, you rush to throw balloons around the living room.


I'll see the result tomorrow. Good luck to both team.


bmi -6 today


lrt,, back when i played genshin bruh i hated it sm like it killed all of my players


I keep giving this man my heart and praying he doesnt break it again. It's fine. Everything is fine.


Consistency not speed


What I am going through right now had to have happened. It's a mean ass learning curve. Yea, I'm grateful. Had to be reminded of WHO I AM and WHAT I BUILT. Let this be KNOWN- I will work 20 hr days before I let someone drive this into the ground.


Hmm so.... The old vlives have been moved to wv.... But they didnt bother moving the fansubs over too.... So all my (and other fansubbers') hard work translating and timing are gone? ... Ok


Highlight of my day? Found out I put my duvet the wrong way in it's cover after 3 days of sleeping with an empty side


Not playing shayok is a sick joke


See how we lost after that picture


Prime Time baby


- Talking to the moon Trying to get to you ..


Argentina needs to beat Poland well tomorrow and finish 1st. I cannot watch them play this French team as early as R16


Just found a pair of rip away pants I forgot I had


3rd streak


Confession: I say I hate Taurus when I actually LOVE tf out them but they don’t love me back


so. i feel like i should’ve tweeted this sooner but i’ll be taking a couple weeks off from streaming to readjust to human college. thanks for understanding. love you all


“He’s a manwhore” Irls are disrespecting me


Is Riley really going for a cycle tonight.


╱ ic group chat ?


$PYPL PE still way too high. Wait till 80 or less.


My dawg comin home before Christmas


The hardest thing is not talking to someone you used to talk to every day and so on....


happy birthday sis @user !! take care alwayss


humble w a luh cockiness cuz I know ian average


All you folks need is the tiniest push to start calling out ‘runs girl’. And will even do it unprovoked. Yuck


thinking hard. ahahah.


What I like about this app is, you take someone down in few words and then they keep echoing those words for the next whole month cuz it burnt soooo bad


I stopped so many times thanks to my assistant


I literally just mind my business on here. If I’m ever in an argument, best believe I was provoked


Fuck double rims


Scared of those who call themselves a Patriot in twitter.


I finished the 1st volume of Sherlock Holmes


hand me my goggles sir


Retweeting Anything About Rema All Day .. 3 Years Of Rema #RaveAndRoses


My daughter been giving me hell all day


Not gonna lie if a no face Twitter follows me here I block them lol


When I'm drunk I send more people, that I don't talk to, memes


Your glow up happened already, you just didn't notice bc you can't look at your personality in the mirror


I can’t even rest w/o my child whinnying about something


I BIT INTO MY PEANUT BUTTER && JELLY SANDWICH && IT TASTE LIKE SUNFLOWER SEEDS WTF


Man, I always think I have stupid ideas until I hear someone elses.


So the writers are now letting in some steroid guys but not the best player to ever play in the HOF. Sounds about write for the BBWAA


dad is threatening to send me to military school & rip out my piercings bc i did them myself


Somebody daughter going be happy tmr, when I tell she go they an pick up a lil gift


Last ten days of Ramadan starts tomorrow wow!


Cooking spaghetti tomorrow night


i'm mentally unstable and on the verge of kiIling myself


wth is happening? hours (?) ago i saw a lot of happy tweets bc of that pic of haruto and asahi studio but when i came back here, i heard some yg fandoms are fighting over studios????? whaaat?


Nothing worse than trying to swipe away a CH notification and accidentally entering the room.


I just took the Enneagram Test.


Need to see more Gunners on my TL


One day you will feel but I'll not be there anymore


Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street


Juicy fruit


Got all 8 questions right on @MiLB Dugout Trivia


Hospital Celtics making an appearance


Niggas really said when Glock jawn drop it was trash y’all are crazy this bitch go


"Saba nemali kudala ekhaya" is a phrase I jokingly use around my friends when drunk ..ningaxway bakithi


ok but i need to hear kyungsoo sing my love and i'm fine live


I think I just like everything off limits


Say it straight,simple and with a smile


I’m looking at all the cities listed on my Weather App.. and I’m in the coldest one.


I work this whole week, hope it pays off


Me: Fills sinks with soapy water and puts the dishes in the soapy water to be washed. Husband: Drains the soapy water and moves all of the dishes to the other side of the sink, turns on the water and proceeds to wash the dishes with the water running.


I want sushi.. all the time


i love tfw too much not complaining


Everything will be fine with the Lord..


#BulletTrainMovie - would recommend, very funny and action packed. Aaron Taylor-Johnson has still got it in case anyone was wondering


wait if Jed leaves and comes back, and makes it to the end with Beth, is the jury going to award Beth since he was voted out #bbcan9


“You’re so uncultured” *in my husband’s vc*


Let me pop that ***** like an animal crossing ballon using this slingshot of mine


That pass from pogba thou


OMG OMG OMG la story de Jackson sur insta


Solicitors, when you tap in with me...if there is a nanosecond of silence when I say "hello", I'm welcoming you to my BLOCK PARTY


People really be thinking they spitting facts whole time they be the niggas they talking bout. Shits crazy


Belmont buff in 7.0 I can feel it please give me the sauce


Say she ain’t gon fuck on nobody if it ain’t me


Was feeling all no talk me i angy until i watched a video of jooheon being a fool and now I'm


Can’t tell me shit bout nothing he said, he a leave you dead, I know my nigga


There’s cat prints all over my car but we don’t have an outdoor cat anymore.


hey panini, don't you be a meanie


At the end of the day, katapusan na ng araw


Free free my mind


The homie lil brother told me he failing 2 classes ... ain’t that shitt online ? Google the motha fuckin answers lil nigga


No stream this week, I will be studying for finals for next week. After all my finals are done, we will do a 24 hr stream!!! Hope everyone stays safe and happy, see you soon


I couldn’t go back to living wit a mf I’d sacrifice it all at that point


I wasn’t made for heat like this mate bring on winter


My nephews been on my mind since yesterday


Finally my shift for these two weeks ended


Saka is the best youngster itl


praying that one year from now Brooke will be selling the left overs of the hoodies for 10 dollars


By end of January, this account will close. My new Twitter account is live. It's called Happy Trails (Revamp January 2023) @user Tag along if you like.


So apparently my friend told their *semi transphobic* dad that I’ve been questioning my gender and now I’m quite uhhhhh nervous that he’ll tell my parents


I tried turning her phone down and she has a password


Good first half from Cardiff! How good has Kipre looked tonight


U telling me aespa at Coachella??? Why so sudden? Lmao sm really want them to be next bp lmao


Anybody else feel guilty every time you use toilet paper?


Enjoying my wings


You don’t have to earn love


you’re always by my side. thank you for everything. i love you so much and i hope i never lose you.


now j know how oomf feels when she tried to learn svt names n could never recognize mingyu


To any woman reading this: SEE YOU AT THE TOP, SIS!


Happy birthday @user wishing you all the best life has got to offer. Allah ya maka albarka.


About to make me some coffee, log in, clock in, and start my day


Don’t sleep on Tokyo


My sons are literally polar opposites and it be stressing me tf out


No matter where I'm at or what I'm doing Computers Or Faneto come on it's ova . To know me is to know that


My favorite talent of mine is being able to make $100+ in under 5 minutes


4.20 follow @user nafollow back


Before you know it you are 45 with 4 kids and TGIF holds no value to you anymore


Surely after the day I’ve had nothing can shock me anymore.


See how Leicester dey abuse Liverpool


Horny energy is gone and now I feel like shit as usual.


This episode is supposed to be emotional, but I'm just here like


Nobody: Grandma Carol: hey this is your grandma, call me back. Now grandma


Bootleggers Mrs is in for a right slap tonight


Girls trip in a few weeks and I have bought absolutely nothing


everyone late to the twisted tea game


I'm listening one of my favorite rapper and damn the song that was listening to is really good that make buy some weed and alcohol for this weekend get crazy


“Baby won’t you spend the night”


Have any ecom brand owners ever dealt with No Ship scams popping up directly ripping your ads to a clone website where they offer your product for half the price? Got our team filing 5+ FB copyright forms a day but more and more keep popping up


There's just sumn about a man that smells good


Mommy mode activated


My stuff gets delivered tomorrow


Slow replies. Work exhaustion and cooking dinner.


I always have to facetime Abby when I get my savage packages bc I gotta try it on for her


Honestly never could I understand why people eat cat fish!


Listening to a sermon on pride and I don’t appreciate him calling me out like this..


If I’m going away for 5 days i need like 15 outfits right?!


Remember not everyone will like you but thats ok.


dennis schroder is a goofy for not taking that extension from the lakers


I need to make pancake this week


|| I know I said I’ll be on @user please forgive me... I’ll be on tomorrow night to reply and Thursday afternoon for you. ;-; IM SORRY MIRANDA ILY.


sorry to my puyo followers.


You people wearing masks that don’t cover your nose are going to make me snap soon


I'm really excited about the jikook cult thing I'm making (from the live) I think it's gonna turn out better than I expected sjsjskaksk TELL ME IF YOU WANT IN


I have never understood people who say they’re bored - the entire world is at our fingertips. Books. Movies. Nature. Naps. Museums. Baking. Taking yourself out ion dates. Long walks.


Clore at Markham and Sheppard is closed!


Tf is a sewer fee


I’m not liking these AirPod pros


doing everything I wanna do this year


Gonna surprise my family with Candyman tickets for opening night


People need to get a grip


If anyone has a good alternative for @user my DMs are open


Biden blew it


When you don’t have to trip over quarantine because your girl got Cosmetologist friends just got some layers done and I’m feeling myself


Found my resume and played around with it. Sent to a few places but not sure if i'll get any bites. Wish me luck


Zinedine Ferland Ramos Mendy


Ur probably saying someone giving me shouldn’t be such a big deal to me. But it is, I’ve found that person al speaking I don’t inspire ppl financially


The traffic from Senegambia to turn turntable has been shit, dor len torg kerr luhew?


Guess they took the juiced balls out for this game


That’s a big chance for Cristiano


I suppose to be at work at 5


Imagine You thinking you told somebody my business.. but I lied


I am looking for Etsy gift cards to buy something extra special. Send your tributes to mytribute@gmx.net.


Ion even smoke no more but baby I neeed a FAT one!


Anyone on MW2?


These Females will Mess with anybody For Help that’s sad


Rocky B & Omeretta so slept on


Her accent makes my coochie throb


My Twitter keep login out


Flo sent me a letter with a gift in the mail and it was a really cute letter about how it was a pretty plant for me and I opened it and it was CAT GRASS so thank you for giving me my gift for Raymond for the day


Niggaa be flirting with me like i won’t eat they mamas coochies


Getting rid of the red tomorrow


Fandom creators have too much power, ya'll just come up with stuff and make it happen for the rest of us peasants, fic, art, mood boards, etc. TOO MUCH POWER.


My dick long n my ass good, I can talk too you however i want


Oh-woah


michael hiding his hair mhm what if each of the boys bring back something from 2011 and michael brings back his dyed hair for the mv


Not really fond of texting/chatting but hdudhduhs morning


for some of us our rights are at major risk and will be determined tonight but yk how im spending it? eating a tacobell 12 box because that’s just how i am


How many special people change? . How many lives are livin' strange? .


I’m keeping my distance i hate fake shit


Niggas be so hype over their friends go fuck ya friend bitch


Mambos for lunch. I can now leave Houston


Hey @user I’ve been sharing all your posts and Mrs. Cosman, and they are bringing her great joy. She tells me stories about all the people or locations.


My friend is a big gyalll


I want to buy new clothes but I’m broke and have no one to go with


All things considered with the players missing tonight, superb performance, high press was key and a seriously needed 3 points


not my aunt asking why she cant see my ig.. bitch i have u blocked


My locs getting to the point where they getting in my drink and food like WTFFFF


$PPBT thing about this, the shorts just gave 35%


As soon as I get rid of this migraine ima troll on this app


Ground lamb burgers


When them tables turn, don’t lose yo appetite baby... eat that shit like I did


I recorded the Niceboy Ed live and after that “creepy moment” now I’m lost af


Little Mr needs money badly


Literally whoever stole Elena’s stroller F*CK YOUUU


I’m finally moving villagers homes!


Any sweet tweet


Now my dr’s see why I’m in so much pain. His head is literally against my cervix


Finally bought peripherals for my PC and it decides not to boot anymore.


starting genshin on another server is rlly annoying bc I'm used to just using xinyan and fischl for everything


my whole tl is talking about the banana dick necklace so imagine if it gets trending by accident


fell in luv with trap fell in luv with cash


my mom sent me a link to this perfume shes been wanting on facebook I can't


I hate when randoms watch my story like who are you and why is your account blank


Grealish is 24?


always happy that i ended an almost 10 years of toxic relationship


I hate ghetto shit now, I done went 100% boujee


Anyway, happy Tuesday and happy 7th day


Am gonna cry i want hu tao too


How tf do I lose/gain weight so easily


What life has in store for us is precious if we are looking for it but more complicated when we cross our arms in estimating Dopago . All the way


just drone strike israel


Fly high to the moooooonnnnn


to the billie eilish community.. i wanna say i do not care


21 has been one hell of a year I’ll tell you that


Literally just touched this container ONCE and now I smell like quesadillas


man, baseball szn ends this week


graduating college, starting my career, getting engaged


happy motmot tc!


I zelle mf the wrong nigga some money..


Awwww the alpacas


Nobody asked but.....IM BACKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! Ok, bye. Have a beautiful day, stay safe


cuddled my cat for more than an hour and she still wants more


what a bad effort by martial


Steak subb


I wonder if Teddy Riley ever got his sound system together


I feel like hot garbage today but I'm super close to being insured and I'm on my last few questions for my business law final.


@user okay $549 Trillion is still more than The national debt. So your saying at $1, Shiba inu can just buy that out. .01 is good. This going to $1 is like saying $AMC will go to $500k


He made his account Private now how am i supposed to stalk him


how cute is to have aespa being excited and nervous with us for savage


Happy birthday gal @user


Eni Aluko is beautiful


My room being tidy really helps me mentally it’s mad


Your latter days will be better than your former days. Your story doesn’t end in defeat but in victory.


The King : Eternal Monarch I'm hooked, Lee Min Ho geng


Don’t agree wit me if I’m wrong


I really want to do an Arknights cosplay series!! Not just cuz I'm in love with the waifus


bmd n spilled the whole bottle of lube on my carpet


I have taken so many cute kitten pics, I can no longer find my lewds.


To whoever stole my catalytic converter: YA MUMS A HOE


I need foods aand drinks with more calories so i can gain weight


fucking pish


Auntie duties are always the best


Everybody blocked


i’m from a city where niggas die just tryna live


Worked overtime and I’m not even mad


I hate when you were expecting an Amazon package then they delay your shit a day or two.


My new nigga bad ass , he the best since boosie


My favorite part of living alone is having all my toys and dildos displayed openly in my room


I thought my professor was cancel class because it’s Election Day but I guess not & I still have to present lol


someone said that my neoproniuns are mental illness yayyyyy


Release the fears


Men will even introduce you to their moms, do hotel room rose petals for 9months and tell you “it was never a dat ting”


no way i just jolted awake on my bus like a complete FREAK WEIRDOO


weh! today is 1st December! meaning what? 2022 is coming real soon… inshaallahutaala


Ashley Williams saying Gareth Bale is the best Welsh player ever, while sat next to Ian Rush…


Today was a lazy day for me and I have enjoyed doing NOTHING


it’s crying hours again


These folks at American Deli got me cursing them out while my throat is swollen has got to be my fate for even going there


Thinking of renovating my room


Oh!! I see the reason my people say marry fine babe. Hmm


Soo my other page got hacked


I can’t wait to get home to my new room …


Sleepy af but I’m getting a new Tahoe today


Sleep abeg come na


Ko Botswana someone told them about P5k salary and they haven't looked back since, screw inflation just P5k


Yawning be feeling so good


About to make sweet potatoes, baked macaroni & catfish


it hurts when you do something effort things and they can’t even appreciate


how did I forget that I had blonde wicks and another time one pink wick. Ig my brain completely erased those embarrassing hair I had.


I hate this mf so much bro


It's funny how I easily fall in love with fictional characters and not in real life


If I follow 549 people then why do they not follow me back. Wtf


#theempress on Netflix was so good! I'm mad it's only one season and now I gotta wait


Our hosting family has three dogs and two cats. Among all pets my cat chose to make friends with the German shepherd


to get the bucket hat or to not get the bucket hat


One thing I absolutely adore and love about myself is no matter how bad i’ve been treated, no matter how I’m feeling, no matter what i’ve been going through, I still have a heart of gold and endless love to give. That’s one thing no one can ever take from me


tres likes en instagram es roneo


These animals fries said “hey bitch, I fight back”


people very close to me always forget that am the last person they want to offend. like why do you want to destroy your self by offending me? you know I can destroy you intentionally without thinking it was on purpose


Its only Tuesday and I've spiraled back into my self hatred and loathing of my physical form and I'm regressing into my extremly unhealthy relationship with food again. But anyway, how is your week going?


Why do I see posts that teach us not to get raped instead of teaching people not to rape? Via rephrasing it, they teach us not to get robbed instead of teaching people not to rob. Via rephrasing it, they teach us not to be murdered instead of teaching people not to murder.


The animation for demon slayer is Fucken incredible OMG


If you wanna live happily ever after then marry a Capricorn


Have hate in my heart for man united.


imma straighten my hair today, get ready for some heat damage bb


Beat the most in form team in Europe and lose to the bottom 2 in the premier League


I love vlogmas


twitter is.. interesting lately


Follow @user he is following immediately and chat you


Slow and steady #BOBAINU is now looking like an unstoppable gem


I don’t want a job where I have to use my brain anymore


I’m so beyond excited to decorate my new place


taeyong if u see my tweet im begging for juz one night…


This Girl is driving me like Trotro driver. >>>>


Baby I neEeeEEed your love


Got some dope announcements comin this week


Rashford 3 goals in 3 games. Hehehe.


I have to keep my heart on my sleeve


Passed every single academic assignment of my uni course, just one more placement until I finally qualify and become a fully fledged nurse omg


Now we bring our best players but time


y is the stuff i got in the mail from ar*this the nicest clothing i have worn


My sister advising me to use 3k wisely, I'm offended


Jump back, wuts that sound..


dear anyone who drives while being drunk, i fucking hate you


Cut me off?! Idgf sis


We not close friends so why am I in your close friends but don’t delete me from your close friends because I appreciate being in your close friends.


Today they asked us if we wanted to get the vaccine next week.


i love my job now cause i brought so many colorful scrubs


I ain’t bend, I ain’t break. Naw I ain’t foldin up. Knee deep in that drank, we be sippin 4s and up


we did predict an easy win tonight, didn't we @user


just told my dad about my partner supportive dad not so much a supportive mum but that’s ok i guess


My playlists on apple music hit every time


What sucks about crockpot meals is the waiting. I want my chicken and dumplings like yesterday


Why the sun setting before 4pm


my exes mom finally unfriended me from facebook after i posted about how i support people getting the vaccine


So, it will be Federer V Djokovic #AusOpen semifinals


This is Rola’s boyfriend I’m with her phone I play for chelsea fc too, it’s Kai Havertz


if y’all didn’t want the mf when he was single, checking for you. then stop tryna slide in while he has a girl and left you behind. smh, you bitches


The Erica lady what’s up....all of a sudden boom


I’m enjoying the marvel movies way more than I thought I would and I will no doubt be finished them by the end of the week


if we slid the night before the only time I watch the news


pc previews later


I used to watch “Tempation” when I was depressed everyday. And now my dumb ass watching this shit for the first time since 2015


I really have to pay for a fucking lawyer for my DOG


Like a PhD in astrophysics but you have golds and are covered in tattoos under your button up


Thoughts on the Running Mate news @user ? Look forward to the podcast episode of course


I kinda want Halal Guys next week


just submitted my first late assignment for the quarter cause I didn’t write down the due time!


they're already playing like prime Barca


Smoking weed is also a date, gat to be sure if you still gonna love me when high


I still can't sleep, thinking of why @Twitter is following nobody but suggests us to follow


good morning, i’m a mess and my storage is super full


Plain and simple. Justice was served


Genuinely can’t wait till my hair grows to a little curly fro


damn i rly got my mail returned for the first time because i didn’t put enough postage


Issa small world


follow my privs @user


Looking forward to starting this course in Indigenous Studies with @user Anyone else interested? Feel free to DM me


Why you stress this high school mess?


Let’s be honest, we deserved to loose. Outclassed by players I don’t even know


best feeling in the world . Is knowing someone truly got your back


Rihanna - Diamonds


its hard to wait until the 22nd


interact with me besties


Oh, btw: tea nr 1 from the advenr calendar was Mediterranean Herbs and it was delicious


should i buy this magic bullet blender for $40


At the end of the day America is GREAT! Love one another, learn from one another and don’t be stupid no matter who wins!


One think I know how to do is cook


my best friend’s ex boyfriend had the audacity to refollow her on instagram and reply to her story, so we’re signing him up for a bunch of spam emails


$SNSS LESS THAN 1 HOUR THEN WE LAUGH!


im a lot like the joker


Damn quill


I want to start 2022 with you


Thank you Lolo


Life is gettin hard but i’ll always be harder


Another day without a Harry Potter NFT


Ashton just asked for a damn bird


Just a wee word of advice for everyone getting results today… If you don’t do as well as you hope then remember that your lives are over you will never amount to anything youre Gonny be a junkie junkie junkie you’re a fucking idiot junkie boy and a fuckin scumbag Good luck


Ain’t no fuccn way boi


Work was good positive vibes


Whats one of your favorite karate movie or martial arts movie? Karate kid is mine


I love Atlanta


Whoever has VR hit me up just found my oculus after moving


Sis if he tells you « I’m gonna be serious for you « run away sis red flag


i finally bought the 13


Jealousy isn’t healthy


i remember them days when my daddy would ask me how many pairs of drawls or shorts i was wearing before he brrrrr bah bah


Damn deez bitches off da casamigos already


People are legit idiots . If I had any doubt before it’s obvious now


Theory: if you're into tying knots (knit, crochet etc) you're into tying KNOTS


Here it is the next day these hoes don’t have a life


I guess that’s it. Onto better things, hope for nothing but the best for you.


Lemme clarify this A gift without a hand written card isn’t a gift


Car manufacturers selling heated seats as a monthly service fee is the most ridiculous thing I've heard of in a long time.


my girl called me crying now we’re on our way to get seafood boils


So.. The Revenant is a pretty grizzly film


Ain’t gone lie it’s the squats for me


Everybody knowssss….


ZMK hurry I’m ready to see your sweet lil face


If I die now na bill kill me


Aye no cap he know that I’m THAT


Well, this isn’t how I thought my evening would go. Fuck


The less makeup the better


At the end of the day it will come together


I want a good as dinner. I wonder which one of my friends cooking


Fuckin dog drunk my iced tea


sometimes i think i’m ok and then i remember that my ex has a new girl and all i have is 4 new tattoos, 2 new piercings, 3 bodies and a nicotine addiction


Taco Bell brought the Nacho fries back ladies & gentlemen


This month we are learning why 'may you live in interesting times' is a curse. Hold on to the good stories and good moments. Those will carry us through this. And we WILL get through this, together.


So I cross my heart, and I hope to die That I'll only stay with you one more night


I slowly have to accept the fact that no matter how much or little makeup I wear, my family will always see it as ugly


Candy corn.. yay or nay?


Ok... maybe I spoke too soon


Sortie d’Edwards


real pretty w/ real goals


I benched son for Foden


The difference is you need’em, I don’t


Can't wait to see what Garissa is all about...


Gary Gensler, once confirmed, and Gets This Crypto Party started shall be deemed: The Crypto Daddio 2021


pretty privilege at its finest


So much love for $MATIC


More interesting things to follow up on


So the Joe Rogan Experience is going to be exclusive to Spotify towards the end of the year? Yikes


im finally getting warm


613 Me Please


@user Gommercourt great books. I’ve got 2 of them already


My wig for Eddie came today and its incredible


One day when I have my personal training license and have a gym under my ownership imma hook up dj/producers with discounts


I don’t even know bro like that and he already wants to be me


My god son texts me sometimes which is very sweet and also makes my oldness evident that this 13 yo child I still consider an infant is texting. Today he asked me how the 30-day retreat was and without thinking I said - I think more of us should stop talking for 30 days....


$SPCE heavily manipulated chart! I can’t wait for the SEC to regulate options trading!


wow, the team really won a Clio


All these little dumb things I do, I always blew them off as just weird shit I do but as an adult I think I might fr have ocd..not like extreme because they're always little things but still


Me minding my business: Somebody:Do you still date k****? My face:


Shopping for a car is stressful and i honestly don’t want to do it.


my moms in walmart so im watching foosh on full blast


This girl really tryna sell this damn camera like this


It’s so gross when u click on a fine guy profile on IG & here go his 300 kids on it


One of my coworkers called me about an issue and literally said “I wanted your opinion cause you always look at the bright side of things.” I really do and I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or not


Ima stress you out n fucc you Gud


It as nothing to do with talent but his mercy and grace


Cece has lost all her marbles at this point


Sign some good footballers ffs @user I can't stand the agony of seeing McFred play week in, week out next season


Not me needing something and too stubborn to ask for help


If you don’t know… ya mindset can also make you ugly & unattractive


Roddy rich album is


Book till August first & second


all the schools im applying to are 5-12 hours away and i’m not really sure how imma make it


A week to myself, the legos I got for my birthday will come in handy


liberals: I love my cop overlords when they’re brown


the way tc sound in this audio message lmao ho wanted to call me a clown so bad


omg hi doyoung rt bot


OKAY. HERES THE PLAN. • I will do my double update for Candy + add my other characters in ofc (u already know Cadence, Ophelia and Willow). • Then I’ll make something for Candy and then I’ll have to delete my very old trailer / remake intro for Noceur and more chapters.


Every time Monique post me on her page I get a million followers


so thankful for this week off


When just taking a shower is exhausting


what the heck why did i wake up this early


when it’s no longer snowing in seattle n i still have to go to my lab


Waking up is one thing but getting up is a whole new story


Tempted to sell some of my business stuff


OKAY I DON'T EVEN WANT A PIC JUST GIVE ME ANYTHING FROM BACKSTAGE I'LL TRY TO SEE THEM IN REFLECTIONS OR SOMETHING


this overwatch phone number shit is just to fuck with me huh cause i made that account 6 years ago and can’t remember anything


In passenger seat riding with my fine ass lil brother


Stream in about 30 mins


Zazie Beetz


Let me help you with the camera angles


Please stop wasting your money on these products or start a new restrictive diet. There is no short cut to health. All you need is a structured plan based on your specific goals


Do not buy groundnut and sugar from the same place, I repeat do not buy groundnut and sugar from the same place or everyone at the shop will know you want to soak Garri


Last time i went to the dentist the guy really asked me if my lashes were like weave


if he questions my love, does that mean I should start thinking of other options?


i will be doing love messages for the signs today and tomorrow! which signs should i do first?


Really got a nigga moving heartless I know I’m not But ima do dat shit regardless


I want to wake up with my cashapp full


fucken rats


body bout to be fleek


Anton


My left arm is sunburnt because I had it on my window driving to and from brunch… and then my right shoulder is burnt because of how I was sitting at brunch…..


My mf kids were sooooo bad in the store today, I almost left them there


The thing about birthday snaps and then white lies about age


I’m so happy I finished my notes already, but still have so much to do


Classic Galeno with a late goal Why don’t we just start this guy? Taremi again with the assist


Oh you are on the blue side? You lookin mighty sexy


namiss ko night talks at morning message mo sakin


sometimes i forget how gorgeous my ass looks


Yeah @user you should’ve came with me, I can already tell I’m gonna have a stank attitude


lrt the way i only had 4 mins left


Be different kuz you kan


If y’all haven’t heard ‘WATERS’ by Nathan Boaz go listen NOW! It’s really good it’s been played a lot lately for me!!!


i have one topic left on aleks & have been stuck on it for 2 days


I love chill days at my job


What is until tomorrow I feel like I missed something


Stayed up until 4 AM by accident not realizing I’m covering Nintendo’s Direct today before getting my 2nd COVID dose I’ll be live in 30 mins!