How you gonna forget your mask? We've been doing this how long now?


Realizing we’re like half way done with the remodeling of the house I wanted to do


Definitely needing a hike today


All praise to the most high, jah!


Don't smell what you won't eat - my Pastor lecturing me on relationships


temporary layout change


4th league appearance of the season for Dacosta all resulting in a win


I wish I was normal I could be different guidances and patience is needed wit me


I can’t wait until I live alone again smfh


The UK bans foreign travel . Every week there is some serious and continuous #obliteration and #aberration of #humanrights The problem is that such aberration bears no results : we are still here You accept the vaccine to travel now you can’t travel to protect the vaccine


I want some of my tias tamales


He was too shy to walk up to me...he had to send his sister.


Is this love or is just obsession…


gonna omad sweetgreen so excited


This sun ain’t no joke had my ass asleep drooling


Them boys out west scary


I hate not having a vehicle


I can be wrong but I don’t think anyone wants to play that Yanks lineup in the postseason


when did Moe’s go so down hill?


Phone always dying when it’s finally something going on starting to think Siri want me to talk to her


Make no mistake, I’ll forever be that b*tch.


Any one who cares enough that I’ve been wearing masks for almost three years now in order to be able to safely suck dick; you can send $500 for my facial tomorrow.


alone in the van with my work crush don’t text


guess ill go get circumcised


They fired my boss and now I’m on a new job hunt again.


& that’s on $11.00


Instinct always has me grabbing my phone charger when it starts raining coz we all know how kplc be.


Bro it literally got colder


sumn about durk is just


Who told me to eat so much cha


Why tf is this chapter so damn long


why are there two hs boys games on hockey day and only one hs girls game


I barely have been watching anything for this Spring season of anime. And I've heard there are really good shows out right now. I'm just tired man


“This is an underrated tweet!” “You deserve cold beer for this”


Once I get my big girl job I won’t care about nun else everything will just fall into place fr


I don’t even be having good convo in text no more and I used to be a good texter


you people sat there for glovo to come and run deliveries in ghana.


thinkinv abt cutting my hair w scissors again


Love the extremely tiny amount of ricotta you get as a small bonus when you make halloumi.


Do I need to catch a warrant for someone to wanting me or some


Lord Jesus, thank you that you know us completely and love us anyway. Help us to aspire to a deeper knowledge of each other in the body of Christ. Amen


fuck ur opinion .


if i actually streamed every time i said i wanted to, i’d have an actual schedule by now


Why do you guys still follow these phony insiders on Twitter?


I don't wanna be old enough to not need to lie about my birthday


INVEST IN YO SELF


NEVER judge someone for being different just because you are uncomfortable/insecure in yourself! Doesn’t matter what weight, size, country you are from, skin colour etc. Still human at the end of the day! BE KIND


I miss the old times..


Naw baby i dont pop no percocets but i can take you to a pharm where i can get em at


Restarted Bloodborne because I am finally going to beat it. Sprinted right for the Cleric Beast!


That moment when u feel guilty because of procrastinating tasks


rode thru mayfield 1 time and it was a shot up car with blood everywhere just sitting there..... nvrrrrr again


I was supposed to get my demon slayer funko pops last month... WHERE ARE THEY


Sick I should’ve voted Saturday cause I know this line finna be long as shit


Wisconsin dells it is for NYE


I love a pretty girl with a beautiful personality


Double victory today 1. Justice for late George Floyd 2. Football fans all over the world Good night


I will fine my peace again


2.22.22 tired of these niggas


thankful for everyone that calls to check up on me


I won’t lie… huening been making me feel things lately


On Netflix...I feel like, if you add it to your “My List” it should never get off Netflix...


I love my supervisor


Blessed to have a bf who cooks as good as mine does


Oh damn never seen that color blue


To live through the #bulls , #Warriors , #patriots or #yankees dynasty man that's the epitome of being a sports fan. Year after year, your team is top dog, in the finals, knocking on the door. Damn. One day maybe


Getting induced this weekend


Been making better decisions that put me in a better position


This crib coming together every day


Being on private is such a vibe.... might keep it


Trying to decide if I need to change the colors on my tree


My face was start clear up before the accident now I’m getting pimples again


he doesn’t know ur worth and neither do u


Money fi up like policial campaign


I love the way gas & money smell


Congrats to Surf Excel on becoming a INR5000 crore brand


We are getting rain all day so far, and more rain all week here in California. I'm ready For Summer


#sençalkapımı It's not just clear to me. Why Bige accepted to come back when her role is now even worse than when she was


lil Kim and her outfits be throwing me off


Instagram is being a jerk todaaaay. Today is such a bummy ass day. #bye #whowantstodoyoutube?


I guess I do my hair tomorrow


Mfs been asking me how to spell shit since elementary


Ho appena visto Morgan Freeman fare lo spot della Turkish Airlines


3 doubles in , I ain’t making this flight yo


Was trying out a guitar by playing some Midwest Emo at Guitar Center and they kicked me out


First I learn where I stand with you ..... then I act accordingly


I’m not what you think… don’t be proud of me


Watching Cowboy Bebop for the first time. Currently wondering why people want a live action version of this.


That Battle of Agincourt II incident encapsulates this place perfectly. Both sides clipping the raw footage to tout on the other like weans in a school yard. Then after the dust is settled the wheelie bin is the only thing arrested


2 very lively #hummingbirds are putting on quite a show for me


no the 2022 lv collection is giving


I’m so lit zofika endlini fake battery le DStv on my vibrator khe ndizimamele before ndilale


I twisted my ankle at school and it fucking hurts


No one: World: *in the middle of a pandemic* Professors: oh here’s even more work enjoy


With mum today and i paid for something with my phone and ive never seen her so confused


I’m starting to think @Spotify is trying to gas us up. Lotta 1%ers in this motherfucker


Don’t understand why people lie, the truth always comes out one way or another


yallll it’s getting warm outsideee!!


My friends, consider yourselves fortunate when all kinds of trials come your way, for you know that when your faith succeeds in facing such trials, the result is the ability to endure. (James 1:2-3 GNT)


when you wake up before your alarm rings


So I told my baby niece that I'll teach her how to use nunchaku when she's older, why she start crying when said she has to promise not to hit her dad


i’m sick of eating bitch ass soup i want a fucking burger


filipinos should stop converting how much $ is in peso and assume that people working overseas has lots of money. literally the $60000 a year pay is just the minimum wage to survive aussie, canada or any western country.


all these churn wanna be like me when they grow up


What am I listening to tonight??? Tribute to Eddie VH!! But I’m getting into Hip Hop... so best of both worlds


i recently went through my old iPhone 5 and 5s and maaaaan 2012-2014 were some lit ass years. and according to my texts, i was in love at some point but homeboy # was not saved so idr who it was


not the worst possible customer walking in 15 min to close


asking for an air fryer for christmas


You don't like the cabinet, so us we do what? a backsama?


This ain’t me I gotta get back focus! my brain fucked up right now I gotta shake this stress up off me fr


What do U want for Christmas


I can never listen to this man talk


I can’t believe these commentators man praising wolves and Nuno for frustrating united and doing their job well by putting 10 men behind the ball but when Jose does it he’s called a football terrorist


Love seeing the homies @user @user @user and @user during the Xbox Games Showcase Extended


The first four games to be spotlit on the homepage for a whole month have been selected. These are early supporters of the site and have added a large amount of quality content. See below


hi @ColleenB123 today is my birthday!


Love that I paid off my two main credit cards off within a month


Literally the worst lunch ever, got 15 minutes to eat & to top it off I bought Tupperware that was supposed to keep my food warm & it’s all cold af... I’m mad


Uhh its 3 mins past midnight, I'm not normally awake at this time


Been at this hospital since 9:45 this morning and it’s 1:14 & we just got called to the back like 15 mins ago


Wales are out of the World Cup, but it's not over for Welsh Fans, England are still in it, so we still have a team to support on Sunday....


oh to be shared by a cute hetero couple


This is going to be a blessed year


I ain’t stunting a bitch i need money


added another 15M shares of $TGRO


You guys think this is the #stockmarketcrash already? Funny you.


Watching Loyiso Gola’s Netflix special and it’s bonus enjoyment to see the globalization of South African teens. “Maths Paper 2” became “maths paper too” And “moer” becomes “murder” I’m only halfway through. Let’s see what else they have to offer.


That's a penalty. What on earth is he doing with his arm up there?


I could Warch Amanda Bynes movies all day. She used to be my bitch fr


#YoullLookGoodIf you stand next to me.


all the scenepack accounts i followed were on that account


she really thinks that affects me


any nigga im fw fucking with me 10x harder


Every CBM gonna have scenes with weak CGI


how are people surviving with no job, business etc ???? it’s not my business but like how is it even possible


Had a total blast at #TFF2022 but after having our flight delayed by 3 1/2 hours because of the Tornado warning and then the 2 plus hour drive back from Boston needless to say I am dead. Can't wait for the next one. Hopefully I'll actually be in suit this time.


My last job really feels like a fever dream


500 grams


Owning a home is awesome.. trying to renovate said home is STRESSFUL


Dead ass have so many men in this fam and yet it’s always the females that pull through w everything


I order through DoorDash to get pizza and they really gave me the wrong order. I ordered like 6 pizzas and got 2. Like I’m not Olivia, I’m just happy she’ll get to feast with my order, and somebody won here.


I already know what we doing for fat bday


I hope Yonghoon had sweet dreams today


In all honesty, I am tempted to try streaming Minecraft on this funny laptop of mine. It may be horrible audio because I don't really have mic, but perhaps. . .PERHAPS. . .I try to have a png on screen when I stream


i wanna tease someone until they lose it and turn on me and make me sorry for it


I love breeding when they are off birth control. Somthing about them begging me not to seed them is hot


I just found a technical article on SQL databases that uses Star Wars references and the nerd in me is smiling so hard right now


Kano State Governor, Abdullahi Ganduje, has vowed to sign the death sentence without further delay if given by the court where the suspected killer of Hanifa Abubakar is facing trial.


Finally went to get new glasses and won’t be blind anymore


i am so hot and funny


me: i am so not touch starved also me: wille seems like another nice character to kin


Sierra Leoneans and enjoyment


I hear you got a trigger finger for me.


someone pay for my lunch rn


That moment when you're frantically looking for the open wound on your hand but then realize your red pen exploded


I got my own problems & ya nigga ain’t 1 of them


You ever just mess up a screenshot and accidentally lock the phone and all you see is the reflection of failure staring back


Starting to do shit according to my schedule


We're getting 3 versions of Batman on film, and I do not care about any one of them.


And it won’t make sense right now.


boys: cry over girls having body hair also boys: don’t shave their legs,armpits,pubes ect for literal years and not a word is said


having a gas stove is so nice.


half my storage gone just for genshin impact


ne of my operators today asked to see my feet and I don’t even think it was inappropriate, just making fun of my inability to go get them done


OMG!!! everyone go watch My Secret Terrius on Netflix. It discusses Coronavirus!!! They're out to get us holy shit sauce, batman! Now take your tin foil hat off and realise corona's been around since the 60's. Google will be your friend


@ oomf i’m on my way


reading old chats makes me cringe so hard


Nest station, ponto chic


im in pain lmao


Now niggas been listening to bruh. Y’all make me sick fool


My bitch went to icebox


do u really think i’m not still mad abt you? my whole family knows what u did to me


Which date y'all trying for? I'm trying to figure out which day to avoid


I really miss all my friends from flo


cheater cheater pumpkin eater


I no longer regret knowing a friend who was not a true friend. I no longer regret anyone who did well to him and insulted me. They were just a mistake I did and I am happy with all that, because my confidence in my Lord and I am confident that he will give me the best & honest


Wazza talking very well on sky... decent bloke in footballing terms, I'd hate to be his wife though


its my first day back from my mental health staycation and i am straight up not having a good time rn


A whole mother, father & kid died and all everyone’s talking about is Kobe and Gigi. All lives matter uno


Omg happy 1k tweets to me Congrats self for being hella loud


Remember the days when DraftKings ran Rocket League contests every weekend


JB6 IS COMMING


Full sleeve is in progress


I got three good hours of work in me. Right when I log on and between 4 and 6 pm. Any other time I’m useless


The way Seon hoshi arrived!! That smile!


It’s a bit late but do you guys still want a review on the Gpro superlight?


I can't trust people who like Chipotle's queso. So gross.


Got more than 3 followers now I guess we can have a party now


Black women just because it is sprinkling a lil bit don’t mean its time for Chili and cornbread dinner


I wonder if I can convince @user to press my hair


i’ve been telling myself for two weeks now to restart tlou 2 but i’m emotionally not stable


My dad looks at me while I’m wearing a mens Carhartt flannel, oversized sweats and a beanie n goes “see that’s more your style”


More than 600 Spotify streams on Stardust in the last 24 hours. I am not upset by that.


Why tf pads and tampons cost that much


Y'all they where playing the cure in Wally world what is going on


The lady that be cutting my puppy hair be having him look so cute


ill show u sum


now who tf gives dance for 1st period


So the #OnePlusNord has gotten its first camera update but is still not on sale in Malaysia. Yo @oneplus , whatchu waiting for? My #OnePlus2 is dying on me after almost 5 years


Hmm I got an account lockout message after I tweet that crypto message


I made tangerine tea & it’s pink


Tomorrow will be 4 years since I lost my brother. Miss him so much


I be pissed at myself for all the shi I let slide.


When parents can only complain about youth coaches, teams, and other youth players but won’t own their youth players limitations, poor decision making, and attitude. This breeds entitlement, delusion, lack of accountability and stunts development. If it was easy…Nevermind


Lrt: Having migraines, especially sinus migraines, has taught me that there really is no cavalry. I've got good headache meds, but they don't work for sinus crap. I haven't been able to get a head scan either bc that shit's expensive as all get out so it's just like


welp back off instagram i go


I’m fina get get some chicken Alfredo


No one wants the recipe to your peach cobbler


Ash was live wasn't he?


Step behind it or dont step.


great! now sentence all the other cops


I have been taking people by the hand for too long, let's start dragging them by the legs, shall we? How to Succeed; Call every thing online scam, that's the surest way to succeed in the present age... And when you have made millions, you can come and quote this tweet


Wolves have sold us a world class striker........who they had on the bench??!!


whoever sees my tweet, ignore it


Hearing the pussy queef as she walks off to get dressed is my favorite after sex activity


Lucky x @TianaMajor9


y’all my collection of starbucks cups is getting ridiculous...


Do Mikos ears hang down bc of her earrings or are they like that naturally?


I'd kinda wanna design my own vtuber model just so I could draw it myself and makw it genderfluid


We’re only 15 years away from the future Lewis goes to in Meet the Robinsons


#Emmerdale Oh no! I am getting sick of watching storylines which include incompetent morons, and Yes, I do mean our unreliable, jumping the gun British police And you can bet this storyline has only just started


Just tryna make her my passenger princess this summer


Because you apply makeup now then you think you are fine than others


Hey I need fantasy and sci-fi recs for a thing... So if you could point out to me any book/media of those two genres I'd be most grateful (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ


Fuerza Regida was at my job the day I called off


Congratulations to #China for getting the #Change5 lander safely to the surface of our moon Well done for making November interesting in the worst year


Hey, You got this! Today is your moment!!! have a great day~~~


Every time 1 door closes 5 more open. Heep husting


my semi-regular tweet about how @TheCab is one of the best bands ever and how i will forever be waiting for the next album


Incroyable ces vacances


If you see me & @user absolutely unhinged at havasu this weekend yes tf you did & please give us water and bread


Got hit by both a 40 something gun shot wound patient and a 90 year old Alzheimer’s patient today. How was your day at work??


Yuh can’t run the life if uh can’t run the money


Next time when someone says, “No offense” after insulting you, find a way and Beat the shit out of them and say, “No harm done”


knew that ass was real when i hit it bounce back


Take a silent approach, and you’ll find more success


world tour = us tour


new MacBook coming Monday or Tuesday


i wish ppl interacted w me more on this app


Can't right now putting at ikea shelf together


It’s the washing cups and bottles for me


Say you love me , say it twice


On my drive down to Disneyland! About half way there!


Yo the way people are dressed for these interviews at my Job says:, "yeah i don't want it."


I think I shall watch Princess Mononoke tonight.


Good morning to the one who handles BBchart today, hope you have a beneficial and stable job. Also a not so stressful life.


Listening to @3OH3 and reliving us seeing them live while @user flashed @kidquizine and he smiled


No me canso, no me rindo, no me doy por vencido


Bro my body aches so bad


Rip 6 dogs . All dogs go to heaven


Waking up early for work early is annoying, however mondays are always the worse days. I really want to call off and sleep


This gone say you must be married because I had my ring on but I’m also in a full suit, I see she like them boogie ass niggas that wear jewelry with suits


bro this unplugged show is only half an hour and i thought it was gonna be an hour


Church’s biscuits


i can always respect a man that can put all bs & extra shit aside to handle his business


I could talk to my bf for hours and not get bored of them And yes I won’t shut up about them, get used to it


Maintenance ends at 10


the palladium outdoors said rights


Shane and Elvira marked a 218 in the 3 year old limited open Big proud


In 1 day I will be 1 year older


I'm so hungry It's not normal I think it's from my medication


Stupid me just trying to find out about financial aid for nursing school before 9 on Easter Sunday.


Hydraflick is such a great artist... must watch his painting streams


These virtual OES meetings be blowing me


boys with thicc legs


I MISS OLLIE he’s cracked my guy


can’t raise a man, he’s already grown watcha’ gon’ do


England and USA come on


my mom telling me she’s a taurus sun and a gemini rising


Butter is playing on the streaming party. Please Shazam!


post your big 3 and let your followers decide which they identify you with the most


$TSLA ... Thank you for the discount losers. Good morning fam.


Try to fw her she act like she don’t hear you talking


to Diglett: charmanders are red, squirtles are blue, and trubbish is trash, JUST LIKE YOU


So @user if I want to do some planting...where do I get the seeds/plantlings from? I have a big bag of compost but need some little pots and the growy things to plant. Oh Oracle of all things planty..impart your wisdom


alright I’m over this I want to live my normal life already


You're teaching an immigrant how to thrive in America. What's the first lesson you will teach?


i shouldve known that putting the plain turkey and turkey sausage next to each other would've caused problems because i did, indeed, put the plain turkey in the sausage gravy last night


#DirtyThirty tomorrow


Tell me your juno placement + aspects and I'll tell you shit about what your career/relationship might entail


i kinda love aphrodite


America was on fire last year. Can’t tell us anything. Their was a race revolution. I really dunno what ours is though


twitter stays with unnecessary updates


nevaehs been sleeping in her big girl bed & she loves it.


Love thy neighbor


I can't stop thinking of this day four years ago when I went to bed with hope and woke up to a nightmare. Good luck, America. See you in the morning - fingers crossed.


Ya Allah accept all our duas. In sha Allah, Aameen


so y’all who saying 100k yearly ain’t no money, how much you make a year now ??


oh the winter premiere bout to be lit I fear


Katt Williams just dropped got to watch it


I was driving to one destination in Jacksonville and was able to listen to a whole album


Today was actually a better day


wins cutieeeeeee


I sat down on the couch for too long and now when i stand up im dizzy


Tried to make ginger ice tea and Woooows


Just got home from a wonderful weekend. Unwinding


Swear down this woman knows exactly how and when to push my buttons


bro bro Trap Queen would hit different if i was smoking w my boyfriend. one day


I posted an ugly ass picture on snap that was for my friend and the wholeeeeee mf valley saw


This nigga Shann really top 2


Toulouse


Just heard an unbelievable story of a non-tech person from a "blue-collar" industry leveling up their income by 3x, and future-proofed their job security. If you're in one of these types of professions (ie. police, restaurants, trucking, construction, etc) you can too


Pump run soon. I finished putting away yesterday's standard stock. I have yesterday's consignment left, and I got some more standard stock today. It isn't much. Overall, I'll making progress.


Day time vibe me please


F u all


You guys wouldn't happen to know any good 90s style doujin artists, would you?


~~~ Let's Play A Game ~~~ Spot Bill Gates with a mask. I dare you!


Some people just love being offended


Always have some yoghurt in the house, it comes in handy


Don’t nothing feel better than laying up under a comforter that’s fresh out of the dryer


Workout 1 complete


TDA yesterday said that as of Aug 13th only liquidation of non current stocks will be allowed. So to other $cbbt holders what are your thoughts


This weather makes me want to make abondigas so that’s what I’ll do


Cyril Ramaphosa is a serious guy. Economic Stimulus Package - R500 billion


I gotta get my car fixed asap man


Never trust a nigga who wears Chelsea boots


This app is a fucker for TV spoilers


All this time I just thought the man didn’t want to lose his AirPods in the gym or sumn


Father, I'm trusting You to lead me where You want me to be.


He said I pop up with a red lip and Jet Model of The Week hair vibes. Compliments will get you everywhere.


Bring em to the stand have a shootout inside this club I took too many xans I’ll flip this bitch you even mug


Nah Twitter is KILLING me tonight


I wanna be a real slut this weekend surrounded by black dick hanging outta my holes and bunning a fat zut


my little brother puts in effort to fuck w me


It’s the fact that I was just living and existing and somewhere, somehow the disrespect found me.


No matter how cold my room is I still wake up in cold sweats


I’m put it in my mouth tonight


Solo trip to london next week for the netball superleague finals


As if we got the bloody house


A bit delayed, but huge props to @user for lifting the time limits on their video calls during the holidays


Yea no one can tell me twitter friends arent real anymore yall just shitty people


The UK’s leading liberal newspaper behaving like a mid-2000s blog and silently deleting thing in the hope no one will notice?


I wanna see Kawhi go back to the @spurs after he gets the Clips their first title


I'm straight up not having a good time with life atm


Jaylen Waddle’s YPC has increased from 9.76 in his rookie season to 17.2 this year! Who woulda thought he’d be more efficient with his touches


I’m not ready for this Houston heat


Tatum will be my only child


$NFLX what are the chances this sees 255 tomorrow?


Thinking & sort of feeling like I should have never contacted a former coworker of mine. On one hand I haven't emailed anyone back & forth like I have been with him in a long time. On the other hand he is one of two who I read wrong. Life lessons during a time full of lessons.


A drunk man's actions are a sober man's thought


Some women out there dating like it’s Uno. Skip him, draw 2 new dudes, reverse back to my ex , then draw 4 new dudes.


yeaaa i’m glad someone mentioned the colorism jokes not being cool because...


I love myself fr like damn I’m so hot


We can concentrate on consolidating 4th now... #CFC


Wooop found my passport ! Let me close my eyes and book this Ghana ticket


yum i love to make myself nauseous


I love my boi


someone send me $70 asap


But I still ate it cause ima gremlin


Just spoke to a pharmacy about why she was working at her company . Tell me why her real reason was STUDENT LOANS


As if @SYFR @syptweet aren't stretched enough, cunty people are setting deliberate fires


Got booked for a photo shoot this weekend


Manifesting nipple pericings


Let’s see if I pass this drug test


If u want to be added to a euphoria gc rt/reply to join


Getting a full eight hours of sleep and waking up like you barely got any really sucks man… This is why I’m not built for night shift.


UDA have produced Four women Governors


piercing my balls


My family is seriously shaming me for sticking to the quarantine rules I'm


i’m so ready for bed, i could cry lmfao


Bruno puts an over hit pass through rashford gets a lucky shit goal and they both get to stat pad again


Next Headies award there should be a special award for OSI as best OAP liar of the year


RIP to all the dudes I gave my number to today. I hope you blessed up


Brb requesting off work for a concert YET AGAIN


I love tortillas con saaaal


I haven’t had a best friend since like 11th grade year


the weekend mine monday @ 8am he yours


i took a two hour nap right before work


why is hottopic upcharging the BTS Butter funko pops??


Literally soo many of my friends are getting married like wtff and here am i, who is still called a kiddo by everybody


last night my bf put lotion on my feet before i went to sleep


I made this sandwich over 3 hours ago and I’m just getting around to eating it now cuz work has me so busy and I don’t even wanna eat it anymore


need to share a bitch with my bro


feel like shit . debating whether i can call in sick tomorrow safely or not


some ppl don’t deserve friends


If u keep ur wig in for longer than a week , you are so strong cause i can’t


Rusia=1 U. S. A=0 Putin=lord Trump=


shooters for our golden maknae, where you at?


In life, never surround yourself with people that will not tell you the truth even against your wish/will!


pussy tight pussuy clean pussy fresh pussy pretty pussy fat full o flesh


Any hairdressers open later tomorrow,


#Biden2020 chooses #KamalaHarrisForVP YES!!!!!


After two weeks with my new phone I finally ordered a cute blingy case


I got my second vaccine shot today, just in time to see the Demon Slayer movie in theaters next week! The last movie I saw in theaters was Cats


Neverrrrr going to this nail tech again!!!! I paid $110 for this set just for them to fuckin pop off a week later


I wanna fuck somebody's wife fuck it.


Krejcilegend vs screaming beauty. Will be happy for both! Bring it on ladies!


I need a site to order a GOOD 100% human hair wig


So much for an early night keep getting messages from different people tonight


$GME blowing up shorts wow


#dotnetconf @user Great presentation!


Cant believe in 11 days me & my girl have officially been together 5 years. Time flies, shit we’ve accomplished so much


Buzzin by shwayze never gets old


Ughhh back in my city again


Ive @user myself by securing and doxxing my full name


Social media is crazy. God I’m sorry for the things I laugh at that shouldn’t be funny


Just sold a $100,000 house I bought 2 yrs ago for $10,000,000. Not enough to retire on. May have to get a job


Beefing with your man be the worst


I still get so mad when I watch Acrimony thinking of where I was the year it was released


New person who I’m training: gets a 90 minute lecture covering all my work “Wait so you’re the ONLY one doing every part of this??” Me: yes


day 1 lucy free


period cramps have me wearing turtlenecks in july


Cr7 love for Ole is undeniable. Saving Ole's wheels time after time.


if we have learned anything, it is the horror that can happen when people dont think for themselves, but instead follow authority blindly


Yo 3 months up


bffs i created an acc for faceapp ive pics it's @user go support it


Rip to my hands and knees but search and rescue was dope today!


Even the last one is going in the kraal, Goodnight


incredible how a headache can just last for two days!! two!!! two whole days!!! simply incredible!!!!!


Brandy- have you ever @Radio2000_ZA #TheIceTherapy ohhhh Thixo bethuna


Hey you. You got this. And I gotchu.


My wrist has been aching all day


Daycares are open. Think about it!


I need a vip munchies pass to rolling loud miami


There's nothing sexy about going through life dehydrated and sleep deprived.


Musk announces he’s going to buy Twitter & for the first time in months my follower numbers start increasing. Then sale is on hold & my follower count starts dropping again. As an ex-auditor I understand takeover time frames. Something wants me to think there’s a Musk effect.


Let me just roll one because Mary always been good to mazee, Happy Tuesday tweeters


My friend is paying me to watch Love Live.


A nigga is not finna stress me out over my damn phone……BLOCKED


Pogba should have renewed his contract to stay at United


Need to integrate a hijabi squad


“The angstier, the better” That’s it, that’s the tweet


how you goin choose community dick over 6+ years of friendships ? yous a whole ass clown


I would sell my soul to the devil for wingstop right now


Ever since I started specializing


WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ZHONGLI BANNER


#beautytip mix Fruits & Veggies powder with water to make a paste for a skin mask. Spread over your face and allow to dry throughly before rinsing off #skincare


Remember ladies! It’s easier to replace him than to change him


I'm taking deep breaths. I broke my TV while cleaning


I’m about to have the craziest back session today


haven’t seen this commercial in a min RT @user You got the brains.. I’ve got the looks.. let’s make lots of money


when the greek mythology book you‘re reading for school calls achilles and patroclus close friends


literally young k talking to skz would be me since he and I are literally the same age. he's only a week or so older than I am


got me feelin amazeballs


elmo don’t work on daddy phone baby


I’d be sick I carry a kid just for them to look like they daddy


Keep it a buck, and I really mean what I’m asking. How much pussy do you think chiropractors be gettin.


And I had to change a tire getting my hands dirty and shit


how you going to steal my menes but not like my post or comment on any thing


pla fighting over little things


Another champions league knockout MOTM for Kante?


people who are hating on niki for no absolute reason —>


Cant wait to release this Music


Why not a “save post” button @user


Wake up wet n stuck together


My ass is finally eating today


I just had some cookies from @CrumblCookies for the first time. sheeeeeesh


I hate this network service


You did ALL that to get my Instagram account deleted like I don’t have backups…Ju neeguhs crack me up


People with supercars and mansions have couple of millions, people with cam & mic on Twitter or TikTok - uuuunlimited moneyyyy!


Metabolism Myth: Eating more frequently helps increase your metabolic rate. We have learned this is NOT the case, BUT there are some benefits to more frequent eating. My top 3


Oomf really is just an anti at this point


Got him on that rockstar


I want a blizzard from DQ


Just in case people forgot, I am indeed an Apex player, and I will be streaming twitch rivals in 20 mins


So glad I ain’t on night shift this week


I wanna make a YCH for Deck of Many Things so effin bad-


So... My art level is 4. (If I 'm lazy enough, it's 3, but four is good enough.) There are six level of arts and I'm four while my classmates are all 3. That's...


Booking first set of maternity photos including babers and bear


Nathan and Issa for me


Fresh clean sheets


bitches switched up I’m still the SAME


thanking of making a chaturbate acct


Low-key want to see asensio play as a midfielder and not a RW


I'm enjoying this Atletico downfall


people who stan white people are quick to be racist against poc artists


2023 my let Go Year I’m letting go of everybody and everything


For my producers that play the keys: How do u not get stuck playing the same licks over your beats? U know how if u have an mpc or a sp, sometimes u start playing the same drum patterns over and over? Shi is kinda like that


can we speak in flowers? it would be easier for me to understand. other language


It really says something when JLS we’re more of a ball tonight than Sonny Fodera the other weekend


I’m def putting myself first for my birthday and that starts now


Huge congrats to myself on managing to function these days, I consider it a smashing success


If no one kisses me before R*ssia takes over I’ll be so mad


what if they unverified trump after the election


listening to Kendrick Lamar


we perform this weekend- i have none of my lines memorized


Whenever Manchester united is playing a game the first prayer I ask for is that we shouldn't conceed corners and free kicks


Has anyone else ever wondered why we even have the letters q and k? I feel like we have already covered the k and q sounds with the letter c. The cuic and cat chased the chicen. would be just fine with me.


I've been getting so many follows lately! Thankyou everyone who's been dropping those follows means alot


Shoutout to everyone who came and popped in my stream today. It’s been fun getting to play with @user again! We even got a dub today


big L


Y’all don’t be saying shit with your chest... & I like that... it’s giving... you know your place


European group stage football on the way no matter what for Rovers. Should hang on from here


Somebody apparently gave Summers Stories a five star rating on novelonline???? Whoever u are I love u


Matching set


i’ll take one travis cock burger please


How bout a margarita


I just had the weirdest exchange with a coworker. Yikes


So @user is coming to Avax boys you know what to do


I got a drug test Thursday I be glad when it's over lol


Anyone want a 2 for $15?


I want to kiss your lips but not your mouth


I’ll be live tonight after I finishing playing Minecraft @user and I be on a mission


I’m sooooo nervous


I don’t care what a person sick with you should want to quarantine and get better ! Not spread whatever you have . Covid is not the only virus that spreads person to person . Y’all got to relax on trying to kick it sick


Liberty 1H -9 7U BOL if you tail!


I love the rent a theater for a date idea


I pray for people on " bad terms "like I can't find the time to fuck with you but I see you & everytime you fall in praying you make it back on your feet


I've been awake for 22 hours an my appendix is killin me


All of my plants are getting fresh water.


Okay time to use my degree


Know what you worth, plan to get rich


My boo saying he’s to old for me


I wish I had family that cared. After I told my mom I had Covid she said dad would be pissed and she dipped out of the house so fast. I felt like a disappointment


Nigerian artistes must stop this rubbish behavior. Most of the fans sleep before their performance. Sigh!


A married man currently cheating on his wife for the millionth time is giving relationship advice


Just accidentally ate some avocado and feel like throwing up


I’m taking forever to finish this last page ..


Graphic eyeliners are definitely recommended


Everytime I attempt to gain weight I do shit like eat my first meal at 5pm


Surviving the day with less than an hour of sleep


That Pool front 3 tonight were fluid AF. Very frightening v a high line. I knew Jota was a shrewd signing but I’m so shocked at how quickly he’s settled into this false 9 role. Maybe missing out on Werner isn’t as big an L as I thought it’d be for them Peak for ‘the system’


So nice watching football without betting.


Out to dinner with Asami. Continuing my mission of teasing her relentlessly. Wait til we get home


January 1st 2023 I am blocking, muting or unfollowing any and all political Tweets posted or forwarded


I be so ready to snatch my lashes off cause it’s too damn HOT


someone on the waitlist for biochem at ucsb now has a spot open for them


WTF is wrong with WhatsApp???


oh fuck, just found out my great uncle passed away


And one fine day everything will go to vain.


i loveeeeeeeee grilled cheese


U hoes be tripping


my heart doesn’t jump when I hear your name anymore


yall so mf'n FAKE & FRIENDLY


Skateboarding always puts me in such a good mood man if only my body would cooperate


Free speech, basic human rights, and our ability to protect ourselves and our family. It’s amazing how such foundational human principles are now controversial.


Total number U.S. CONFIRMED COVID cases/deaths. Tuesday Reports: Jan 14~0 Jan 21~1 Jan 28~5 Feb 4~11 Feb 11~14 Feb 18~25 Feb 25~59 / 0 deaths Mar 3 ~125 / 9 Mar 10~1,004 / 30 Mar 17~6,223 / 109 Mar 24~48,778 / 588 Mar 31~176,518 / 3,431 Page two follows


Don't be surprised, baby, it's just me Don't be surprised, boy, when I bust it wide I hypnotize you with this pussy Now you feel like you can fly


Ug Rey make some home made soup


mygod i am really bitter


every1 on hq omegle is so nice and funny


i’m literally so tired and i have a SHIT ton of assignments due tmrw and i haven’t started. send some energy+motivation pls


WTF?! Is it true Eddie Van Halen died???!!!


Some cunnilingus would be nice


Be under no illusion, @Twitter is still highly censoring #ConcernedCitizens likes do not register for me on all so called "Far Right" "racist" accounts. Retweet all tweets you like. @elonmusk has not solved the Irish Twitter censorship. What deals have been done in Ireland


ATTENTION! Looking for a gym buddy. I live in -- ------- -- Calgary, Alberta Canada if you wanna come over


Someone sent a passive aggressive email to me today including 2 of my colleagues on it and really…no words.


Man, meatball marinara got me acting kinda strange


my birthday is literally a month away and im not as hype as i usually be


not namuun copping a vespa when she doesn’t even know how to ride a bike


currently transfering 1.5k photos to my phone from my laptop


This hair so long it just blow in the wind


Walk on water


He asked if I “had a nigga”. Lol buddy. I did, but now days I got a few. Including you


the hardest thing is pushing urself in the gym


Definitely getting me a margarita and tacos from La Roca tomorrow


i’ll save you from the hell that you live around


My mental stability is stabilizing so if you see me crying HOE it's tears of growth. Fytb


wow ive been making self deprecating jokes on this app for 10 whole years


badly wanna have sum volcor time w my volcor babies


Oh, was wrong all long


Midterms na! Goodluck


Fantastic game. Capitalized on an awful Atleti team and game. Kovacic and Jorginho held the middle down as per usual. Alonso and Rudiger were great. Everybody did their thing. On to the next. Tuchel remains undefeated.


I ain’t fucked up about it the road is clear. Do you


my birthday is a Monday this year huh?


The Emmys forgot season 2 of Love Life


This is a good game to be fair, both teams passing well, lots of movement


Thank you for following me on Twitter and listening to my music! I will no longer be maintaining this Twitter account. You can find me here: @user I really appreciate all the love and support


i'm not gonna be at school tomorrow


Let me tell you how disheartening it is to only be able to have two people come watch you play your last season of soccer. What if I have three parents?What if I have five sisters?Or a boyfriend?Or my boyfriends parents?Or grandparents and great grandparents? My heart is broken


Oh and I got my booster Sunday


i miss hearing my damn beads


Barry Bonds robbed. Rolen and Helton up next for the HOF tho


I deleted my tiktok bec it suck me in for hours to mindlessly scrolling and now yt adds shorts!! this is not good!


everyone that can , make a little prayer for my dad


Woke up like a jombi. I miss wfh terribly


astride a hook if for the sake of a routine


i know my worth bitch, i deserve better


which lucky individual will be paying me 165 dollars for my passport


Star Trek Next Generation has been such a surprising joy. Just watched an episode that was basically Six Characters in Search of An Author- in space


I’m glad that my nips still have feeling/sensitive. I’ve heard about many girls getting implants and they lose all feeling. That sounds awful


Is it just me or has everyone's back been hurting lately


"I think A and B" "I disagree on B" "Here's a million reasons why A" "Yes but I disagree on B" "What? All I'm saying is A"


Same pts as Liverpool without kick off a ball


I gotta get my lil baby together for Father’s Day


I hate being the last person to send a message on the class chat


we really need to stop using the revive book joke for real people


Hadn’t been to the gym in over a week. I had totally forgotten that I fell on my ass at work a week ago, so I am feeling some weird pain I shouldn’t be feeling


What if this man starts fucking shit up in space? Then what.


y’all would be lying if you think being single is better than being in a relationship. my favorite part of the day is coming home to devon


Look at dem bezels


After my breakdown yesterday I realized how broken I really am and how bad I need to heal..


this fic was supposed to be light and fluffy... it is not light and fluffy anymore


Aye DailyNote2Self has 300 Facebook followers


Actually had such a super productive day. Really happy


Interested in what Prophet Carn has to say


Doing things simultaneously coz i don't wanna miss anything, especially on family gatherings


here’s a painful and sad thought: the bermuda triangle is a thing... the world is cold and dark


I finally decided to buy a waist trainer ard now it's really time to get fat


Toxic lil bitch and she knowning she that I said I was done and still doubled back


Ive really needed this HHN announcement !! Been battling a lot of demons and health issues and felt really low lately !! This is the pick up i needed


thinking very hard about toshi and his tiddy kink. the way hed love to squish ur tits together and fuck em hard until he cums all over ur face


guess who’s going to disneyland in May


Will try selling stickers locally soon, so excited


I honestly wonder what Trump would be doing with Putin right now?


wait we dont have to take it today


Insomnio hitting hard again


I make grilling chicken look complex


A slice of pizza is so good when you are tired in bed. . . Additionally, chocolate cake is a satisfying way to end the meal.


I swear my mom loves Joann's more than the average middle aged white woman


All I want are some press ons and my friends are playing with my emotions


From a nigga wanna give me smart answers that’s a wrap for me mentally


I had a decent sleep for the first time in almost 3 weeks last night. Everyone, please congratulate my brain and body on their tremendous melatonin-assisted accomplishment.


The sting when the After Bite absorbs


Good morning! Have a wonderful Wednesday


Damn, two G Jones sets AND my first time seeing Lana two years ago in Nola, a mf was blessed


Don’t think they have a better idea


really wana have daughter just so i can spoil her


I went to tractor supply today and i almost bought a few baby chicks


i need more drama in my life. the only drama i get rn is teacher drama. i miss greek life drama that shit was MESSY but so good


That Leno save, man


There is something quite obscene about Tory MPs quibbling about Benefits being raised to cover inflation for the most vulnerable ,when they have subsidised food ,can claim for their energy,mortgage,fuel etc ...as well as earning a generous salary .Definitely Obscene ..


I've started to notice that streaming, not so much starting up... but just being already up and running is becoming a comfort for me, and that's huge for an introvert like me! Just being able to joke around, not being terrified of big raids, and just chat randomly. It's nice!


it’s sharing a detailed wishlist like anyone’s gonna buy anything for me


p-ch has a news post in queue since 12 hours ago


hey im tiddy and im here to make you happy


Just let me have my last summer camps:/


My birthday is gonna be litty


That’s it! I’m going start back bringing my own lunch to work! This fast food crap is adding up, plus I’m not satisfied.


If I was your Bestfriend I’d want you around all the time


All of the sudden people are noticing their wide ribcages, ahead of the game on this one


Brawling music video ain’t give what it was supposed to gave ... I wasted my time


Fortune Cookie by Pierre Bourne


Brendan Fraser was nominated for an Oscar this morning.


Any client near Uptown mall


Mother Nature might ruin this Vegas weekend but not the birthday


Life Dealt Me A Ugly Hand But Watch How I Finesse This Shit


Half the time I be feeling like I don’t even exist fr


Don’t be Dennis Schroder


am i strong enough to read melted snow though


wellp. it’ll be ready in 812 minutes


I am literally so awkward when someone gives me a compliment. Today someone said I had a beautiful name on the phone at work to which I responded “Thanks, my parents gave it to me.”


sits here with a liter of aloe king and 4 hours worth of crisis intervention lectures to watch


Tomorrow I am getting dressed up and going to dinner with Burke


A real nigga still a real nigga no matter if he street a or not


Bitches be runnin round here talkin bout sneaky links bitch pussc be link to a nigga from each side


Got the drop from my thot


making a pineapple upside down cake


feeling sad about the world rn


I just be having fun right now


Stay right where you was at no ma’am


THAT PUSSY GET ATE DIFFERENT WHEN A NIGGA KNOW YOU AINT NO HOE


That after nap chug of water is otherworldly


i just want to start wearing dresses...


guhhhhh i know not


tested negative for corona


Woke up with the biggest nosebleed ever


if i sneeze one more fucking time


When I have my niece & nephew I feel like a milf


I can’t wait to get in line (or reserve) and buy the new iPhone on launch day


I was just vibing about to sleep when i was hit by the memory of me slamming the door in the face of the lady next door at our hotel in Singapore when she was yelling at us to be quiet at 10 pm or something..


2 places you can stay for free


i haven’t watched the festival doc yet


Fuckin’ with me , you gonna see a side you don’t wanna see


Omg this chicken dip I made


i’m gonna need @user to stop putting these white women on my tl


Sparkplug


Def bout to watch this Red Sox and Yanks game


That Hockenson trade.


I could go for a bacon ham & sausage pizza with pineapples from PIZZA HUT . Right now actually


BAMBAM #TOYOTAXBAMBAM #WheelsUp #WhoAreYou #riBBon #SlowMo #BamBam #뱀뱀 @BamBam1A @user


I’m answering everyone’s birthday messages


Can you imagine how much cash @Spotify had to throw @joerogan for exclusive licensing of JRE??


I done ran up more $$$ than followers


Good night all hope you have a beautiful day tomorrow


This election is gonna be interesting. No one can confidently boast of victory. There will be shocker.


i think it just hit me that im actually seeing louis in less than 2 motnhs and im


Somebody hit a pole in front of my neighborhood and now the power is out and won’t be back on until 9 at the earliest ...WTF


Just realized that I had booked our train tickets for #ISME18 for Luzern...


Niggas tryna make friends I’m tryna make it out


bro ... was deadass unappreciated before huh


"i should have said it before, but at least i can say it now. and tomorrow, every single fucking day after, i love you. i love you." spoiler alert. she didn't say it again and instead they broke up.


we're actually clowns for believing them


Salon lady said i gained weight


Mf dog pulled my piercing out


- I really wonder who he look like, I honestly don’t care I just want him healthy


New project coming up


i want shortbread and irn bru. i miss primary during st patrick’s day


Bamford dancing in front of their keeper was class


Yo i need a producer facts these beats on youtube not kuttin it


Me watching movies about plagues and pandemics in the old times: ya I definitely would have died back then. Me living during a pandemic now: welp the time has come


Cullen has got a thing for throwing games away when he’s just about to get over the line!


Bash really be to excited watching YouTube


I be eating like my life depend on it


Nevermind I've chosen to be violent, what if the alliance can't win, and their all picked off one by one and Reiner just thinks "I could never be that hero he needed huh" or OR!! yes paths reunion but they lose and in paths bertholdt just goes "no more fighting" and they cry


New astral and new boots on ze way


~ someone’s cookin fish, blech… overpowering the delicious smell of my lean cuisine panini!!!


Making my cajun shrimp and sausage pasta before work


Slowly starting to not give a fuck about anyone and anything again back to the old me


i rly wish i could meet ewan one day


been watching grey's all day


old ass lady


not us wanting a relaxing getaway for our anniversary and then having a skunk encounter followed by a flooded tent and finally a tornado warning evacuation


I wish I could have Appa


Kishimoto's taking over Boruto wooh


Wtf why is my mobile data lagging so much dude you're 5G technology


Comment j’aime trop quand on me dit « T la ? »


Hi Perez @user i really need to hear #IceCream by @BLACKPINK & @selenagomez on @user I can't stop to listen it. Thank you so much


I would love if one of you losers went to a rave with me & let me walk you around like a pet & you could be my chair whenever I get tired


Rice cake with peanut butter and banana


I can’t believe I left my damn hookah at Sitra house


lmao completely missing the point, but go awf I guess...


Feeling better this evening after basically sleeping and lazing most of the day. Sinuses aren’t sore but I have manifested a lovely looking cold sore on my upper lip. Good thing we wear masks all the time now


2nd semester


So I’m at the gas station and this man starts talking Spanish to the cashier and she goes “English please” so he tries talking English… tell me why this BITCH proceeds talking Spanish to her co worker!!!!! I gave her the dirtiest look ever. I fucking hate people I swear


i feel like shit ...


I pick myself up off the floor and found sum worth living for


I’m going crazzzy at the CB and Lil Baby concert tonight


Moneyball is the best baseball movie ever and no one can change my mind.


Tue Nov 02 2021 18:09:29 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time):


Aunty Lauretta locked her comment/reply after opening her mouth waaaaa to say rubbish!! Sign


Me: Damn I want this outfit.. Bae: Send it to me... ima order it Me: where tf you come from


nah the booty king guide is acc not possible


At this rate of gap chasing, there maybe possibility of a crazy tense fight at the last moment. So hope the rate can slows down a bit, or even widen the gap instead


There is always a new post from someone on IG. Love it


Every woman deserves to be called beautiful at least once a day. So, to all the females reading this..YOU are Beautiful!


I literally stayed at work later than I was supposed to this morning bc I love the day shift crew, but I DREAD going to work at night


I hate a liar man


i’m physically not well seeing all of this content of the guys on this cruise and NOW ON THE BEACH … I just wanna know how ya’ll are alive attending this


You have rich relatives who don’t mind you ??? Bring them to me


I don’t know what to wear to DreamVille


I drafted a SATC themed Tarot deck. How was your day?


don’t play w my money or my man


Ewwww your a liar


Can’t believe it’s been a year today since I was in hospital at 2am in the morning cause my dad found me crying in my pain on my bedroom floor and they still don’t know what was wrong with me... those was the days


I'm alright if you're alright I'm okay if you're okay ♡


Lmao putting up a video of a nigga eating ass in 2021 is not a expose or a embarrassing moment. Lowkey juh gave bruh hella clout for that shit


47 so much blessings coming blessed


My manager say Communication is key well bitch communicate with me then trifling hoe


Why…why on the bench


Definitely don't want Biden to win now smfh


If my nigga got a slick mouth , best believe I’m make sure his dick stay slick too


if you care it showsss


so I’ve already collected yoon & munik in the i’mmature ver


What's my Halloween costume for next year?


Creative energy running at an all time low today


Am broken and am okay


Been going through a really tough time. So I won't be on here as much. But I hope you are all doing well. Take care friends. I'll be back, I just need a break.


When you finish watching a drama and realized that it has been overrated, mtssw


I got to see where I’ll be giving birth and it’s so freaking beautiful, I can’t believe how different the healthcare is here compared to the valley


so mad at myself cant decide my itzy concert fit like girl u need to order that shit NOW


finally found my source of happiness and i fw it da hard way


i’m on facetime with an irl and she’s in like a studio at school and there’s this high pitched beeping noise in the room she’s in and it’s so annoying but i feel bad getting off facetime so


Dillan 6th coming and we only do this occasionally


ok time to switch from my phone to my computer again so my phone believes i do not use it but in reality i’m wasting my time in another technological device


i think i broke my kindle


i hear my dad doing tricks with our cat like i taught him


not the cop vp


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Nigga u could check the score, we up on the boardddd


Aun existe Windows live messenger??


so many ideas but so little energy to make art for them


I can't breath. I need CPR


you cannot convince me if shit negative fresh after a wax lmaooo I be on top of the world fr


Keep ya hands clean go to work take care ya kid & yourself go to the studio


Speaking of love ... @user has been THE best quarantine partner I could ever ask for. Loving, kind, helpful, funny, affectionate, and understanding.


let’s be lovers and “Sure Thing” can be our music


Not Tracy’s daughter verbally abusing us lmfao


Canny beat cold mushy peas


You haven’t lived until you’ve had hot white chocolate w/ a shot of espresso from Sheetz. Add in a bucket of fries and grill cheese and it’s a meal


Sometimes you forget how pretty you are until a complete stranger tells you how pretty you are!


Eu adoro a musiquinha do happy dog


U waste my time illl waste your 10x worse


My phone on 6% already this that bs


The person in front of me at Starbucks paid for my drink so I thought it was only right to pay for the person’s drink that was behind me


I can’t wait to meet a woman that understands my ass work and don’t catch a attitude when I go get it


I bought a plant in Miami and now I have to fly home with it. Security gave me a weird look but we made it through


Crawling to this woman's Dm so she can send me Money for shawarma


In need of a good seafood boil


If there is any regret I have in following Jesus, it’s not following Him earlier


I tried vlogging for a video that I plan to put out on YouTube soon. Its definitely not as easy as it looks.


I woke up and forgot my cat wasn't with us anymore


Lonney tunes


// also but Judy @user bemybestfriendddd.


I want to shoot my shot .


Fuck happy couples, and I’m a part of a ((happy)) couple


All credit to David Dimbleby for saying what @BBCTheOneShow didn't want you to hear this evening (and what, I'd imagine, most of us are thinking right now)


taking my uncle to a surgery, hope it will all go well


i’m so excited to see the pics kaylee took of us


Don't worry, I'll be drinking enough for everyone tonight


Nysc got me sleeping in a warehouse like a refugee


Now I understand the "PART 2" thing


DAMN YOU SHOULD’VE STAYED IN JAIL


im so saddd but whatever bag big and im blessed it what it is


Great win Spurs


Coumo resigned. Big deal. The biggest stories are the ones our sold-out media won’t cover.


My favorite thing is to race


Getting my Christmas bonus in two weeks


Authored authority full of pride,ego, and prejudice Blasphemers fault finding, negative focusing, judging, oppressing, persecuting,


I have reply anxiety.


Okay now my 4/20 can start


Like and RT if you're waiting sa tingi ng enhypen 2022 season's greetings


where the vaccinated hoes at


what’s up, elegant garbanzo bean?


I make him laugh. I’m so player


Ion like when u say u gone do something and don't do it.


GUILTY X3 REST EASY GEORGE


I forgot how much I loved all that remains


my biggest pet peeve is when someone don’t answer my call because i really don’t be calling people


Waiting for some answers so i can keep on running my life cuz I'm in despair


but they turn gray midday


One call an I know she coming, got yo own bag they can’t tell you nun


Years of community-based work has me standing as a patient too


i'm so thankful for everyone i had/have in my life y'all have made me the person i am today and i love every single one of y'all even if we don't talk i still wish the best to each and everyone of y'all


Dallas this weekend for my birthday moms treating me & Kari


Why women don’t post their man


i have horrible time management unless i’m at work


good to know i can always count on mitski to depress me more


Donna Karan got her first dose today


Medvedev gonna lose to another a French player


It’s a Migos run back night


Why is there a hospital name plantation general


Niggas have no respect.. Don’t try to talk to me while I’m with my granny


Fb is sooo messy


good morning ang aga kong nagising today wows


Smaller cage…bigger fun Stay tuned


i just deadlifted 3 plates no belt


So spilling your tea on a random guy in a cute café isn't as romantic as media makes it out to be


sis: when did you go to sleep yesterday? me: ... late sis: when is late? me: late late she doesn’t have to know it was almost 4 am


Why does @BachelorABC have girls casted that are 21 years old and @BacheloretteABC only have guys age 25 and up


not someone trying to shoot their shot,, idk what to do


After about what feels like ten years my lucas signed poster is coming in the mail.


it’s such a small world lol found out today one of my coworkers has been working with my dad for the last few years at the enfield fourth of july celebration


I kicked a habit & gained 12 lbs since April


There’s nothing like u and & baby! This is no ordinary love. No ordinary love


I seen you fall in love wit goofies I was neva yo type


Attempting knotless braids! I’m scared


Today, our realtor contacted me to see if I could send him our pre-approval letter as this could add some weight to our offer. The offers are presented tonight and we'll know whether or not we got the house tomorrow.


this man chris brown got a whole ass arcade in his crib


I’m actually starting to find comfort in knowing that nothing hates me in this world quite like my phone does


Twitter today reassured me that the block and mute button are just within reach. Spring cleaning is good


Damn i stopped smoking for a little, I’m not even gon lie this shit type tuff


cramps bussing me tf uppp boyyyy


there are a lot of series where FMC is reincarnated into a daughter of a rlly handsome emperor/nobleman. but what i enjoy more is when the dad is actually loving instead of the FMC having to win over his affection for 100+ chapters..


Myth Busters and chill


Keep your bottoms safe, lock them up at night


I worked out so I said no to Taco Bell but my mans know that my no meant yes and got me taco anyways


plis que regresen los flat velvet de L.A girl


Atleast I get to sleep in for a lil tomorrow


I hope I’m over the worst of my pneumonia by then. Until then, I’ll be trying to learn the flander’s field song


Can @BorisJohnson Just Do The Right Thing If Nothing Else It Shuts @piersmorgan The Fuck Up


all i’ve learned these last few days that apparently everyone in kpop is a bully


Playoff hockey overtime


going to west virginia tomorrow


I’m richer than b4 I hit a couple licks


Who would’ve known man…


After Taco pie Tuesday… think imma take a nap… time for my update


Can’t wait to shmoke with @user


What song would you send to Trump on the night before election? Mine is...I can feel It In the air tonight by Phil Collins


I wish I was a dude just so I can use “just to show the boy’s the man now like Wanyá” as a caption


Let’s see how that goes because I don’t really fuck with coffee I’ll make some exceptions though!


decided it's gunna be club ep with some g jones eprom little snake energy sprinkled about


Watching Mansfield vs Forest Green has made me never want to watch league 2 football again, FG are competing for the title as well


Can’t wait to start my new job, I’m so excited


but fr though our tl will be full of "OMG I'M GOING TO SEE BTS" "I GOT TICKETS" I'm genuinely happy for y'all but grabe bhe inggit ak, PH anu na


My 3 year old explaining how he would protect me from sharks should they ever attack me, fists flying through the air: "Come here you son of a bitch! Leave my mom alone!"


gon be straightttt yunno that’s my lil ace


*jazz hands* you to death


the feminine urge to dress like a love interest in a movie


All my good planted seeds are growing and coming back into GOOD KARMA it is astonishing epic and unbelievable how it coming back Righteousness pays dividends big time


im always asking somebody do dey wanna go out somewhere finna jus start goin places by myself


Omg tattoos hurt like a MFR


not me going off on my landlord for trying to raise my rent during a panorama


Take care of yourself my dear


I keep my circle small by choice & I’m thankful for the ones in it


Howard Eskin on 94.1: “I don’t think the Eagles are a special team” Also Howard 2 mins later: “I don’t see them losing a game this year”


Back to back 14hr days can’t wait to see how tomorrow goes lol I’m fucking beat


Not to be a vibe killer or anything guys,as we campaigning for @PeterObi up and down, we should also redirect a little to the senate elections oo. Because there approvals are needed to pass any bill. Last I checked labour part don't have any representative on the panel.


maybe it's time to stop being so nice and start saying what i actually think abt stuff


im crying i love a good standing o


Any shoe under 1k = bargain


i kinda like dc’s comeback but i won’t admit it till we get our first win


Idk about y’all but I’m getting to old for toxic shit


Aye... to everyone that finds my content annoying and u wanna block me, do me one favor plz... Lemme kno u finna block me so I can block u first!


I wanna lock my hair more n more each day


Apparently $20 worth of gas isn’t enough to turn off the ‘empty’ light anymore


I want to drop the rest of this Merch


Today makes 6 years I moved to New York.


$SPY finally dropping, 4/20 out of the way, April almost over. Can we now have the market back.. please?


Ally pally in October is gonna be something else


pretty sure i just bombed my first exam


It definitely feels like tornado weather outside


Streaming some late night magic in 4 hours. Come watch me on twitch


So I been working on my waist bead/ thigh bead thing and mind you I still haven’t found my tape measure right. Y’all I got it earrings and a anklet done. Tried it on and then tried to twerk test it and well the thigh part burst.. to small. I’m pissed!


Sounds a bit hypocritical when ur stance on age gap fictional ships is that it’s fine so long as it’s ur one otp but any other ship w an age gap is “sus” and “weird”


So does hair just not come in color 4 anymore? wtfff


I love you , I love you too boo


Norwich City FC are so so so so POOR!


you’re more than welcome to gtfoh


There wasn’t ever any bad intentions, but you had done though. #KNOW


Half and half scarves in The Kop


As believers, one thing we can do is to be there for the people in our lives who aren't saved. Let's not condemn/shun them. Let's love on them, pray for them and be available to them so that they can reach us when Abba answers those prayers and starts to touch their heart


Me: I want to watch movies on the xbox/tv but I'm too lazy & I have no way to charge the controller. Spouse, master of lazy: controller takes AAs. Me: that still involves going to the store. Spouse: The tv remote has AAs in it. Me:


how come all the men i like love to fish


I don’t really like that every time I actually like a mf I develop a mental illness


my mother in law is so sweet


bc of crazy white people JUST KNOW if black people or other poc are found hanging in public IT WASN’T SUICIDE I REPEAT IT DEF WASN’T SUICIDE ... pls stay safe!


Get inside ya bag


If I was South African and couldn’t dance awon amapiano style I would be STRESSED


Here in Brazil I get at least 15 spam calls every single day... my blocker can only filter so many... Do you guys around the world suffer with this too?


might fuck around and take creatine


Denise got on national tv & lied on her mothers grave then went in her confessional & said that she lied. That’s why you can’t trust wtf ppl be saying. & all the girls were like oh you’re going too far she like no cause I want y’all to believe me


I’m too old for hickeys, leave that shit in high school plz


Having big boobs makes you look fatter than you really are and I think it’s rude for our own bodies to betray us like that


If it good mi wi buy yuh handbag an shoes


My life is disaster atm


Sometimes I wonder.. where da hoes?


i. WiSH. i. HaDdA. tImEMaChINe


ei does 10k average with her burst despite the maxed out phys dmg bonus goblet i have on her temporarily for the crit rate + dmg substats


Day 7: Halfway mark. But since last week suppression tactics mean that Days 14 and 15 will bear no distinguishing features that set them apart. Except a number. Day 140? All I’m saying is thank fuck for streaming. And Spring sunshine. And hope.


When he put his hand around your throat and kiss you


I’m a down ass bitch so I need a down ass nigga to match


I’m Starving & Can’t Eat


If you let your mans get offed in front of you and don’t do shit YOU A BITCH


So yesterday, I had TWO pieces of my edible fudge instead of my normal 1 or 1/2 piece. Why? Cuz I'm a dumbass & was curious. Curiosity got the Katt SUPER high & she still feels residually high today so stream is cancelled.


Breath of the wild


Giovani Lo Celso would come in handy right for Tottenham, but guess what, he decided to go to a red list country without club's permission


i really am not in the mood to play nice


Feel good when u waiting on a mf to come home or got a mf to come home too


I’m gonna rewatch GOT.


Sleepy bitch disease is truly progressive. I'm in the late stages


Hey @user rap hasn’t completely ruined my teenager. I walked into his room and he was singing Knives and Pens. Warms my cold blackened heart


My thigh just made 2 holes in one of my better pairs of jeans


I bet a Gotham nigga brought the nerf gun n caused the lockdown


i just wanna play fortnite man


Dam. Green beans really just beans but green


Yessss good things are here


$WWR STILL HOLDING STRONG


There will only be so much gerrard can do sunday to set up well, At the end of the day it falls down to the players and mings in there dosnt help


my hairstylist is throwing a client appreciation party on a boat this sunday, can’t wait


partynextdoor has officially Retired


It’s the stripped down you, not the layered up you that’s attractive. Painters know, too many layers ruins the finished product…you are enough. #LeaveNoPotentialOnTheTable


Almost threw hands with an immortal 10 y/old looking chihuahua angel


I keep doing assignments without knowing wtf I’m doing


Hey #CloneClub...would you like to contribute something to #OrphanBlack: The Next Chapter Season 2?


Ladies why y’all just be taking Anal completely off the menu ?


I’m part of the small percentage of Asian guys who’s never smoked, drank or done shisha


3 days straight of Tier 3 BUYs from my gold model and 3 days straight of new lows in gold & gold stocks. In the past, this pattern hasn't ended until there's a train wreck. Sorta the inverse of last Aug when T1 SELLs were being met with new highs every day during the blowoff


Why do I have to pay to join honor society can i just get the gold sash for grad


Taz look at my bio for a surprise


99% sure im getting sick


I’m tryna break down a Cuban and add me some GG4


When he’s got cool tattoos but a shitty personality


i’m giving up my hoes for lent


i left eyelash glue in my MCM purse and now it’s dirty and sticky af


If you watch Kudus Mohammed play ball you would think Antony isn’t worth 100m and Manchester United over paid for that useless player that only thinks about showboating


Trying to understand this business math of pharmacy is giving me a headache


When l see pictures from war zones all l can think of is what an unforgivable waste! No-one ever benefits (except arms dealers) so WHY can mankind not learn from thousands of years of utter failure?


I getting old ic ya


Niggas crying like they broke Ian with that


That V9 and Unknown T link up on ‘drip drip’ was stupendous


they said fuck ticketmaster


instead of going back to therapy I have decided to come back to twitter.


One of the perks of my job… we get therapy dogs!


But isn't this a democratic country ? Why are you disappointed?


‘good morning tita twinkle’


Proper cringy how the cameras follow Klopp about


I want some red raspberry sherbet from Denny’s


I cannot wait for this New episode of Love after Lockup w/ Monique. I just know that man was in that jeep


hate how i make scenarios & overthink & end up upset bc it’s my fault


I can’t forward park for shit... but I can reverse park good


My chicken Caesar salads be busssin


Valentine is for fair girls. Dark girls should wait for Black Friday


Lol… what is personal space? The people today definitely don’t understand that


Getting my dick sucked while wearing lingerie Got me even hornier


Shout out to @user (@Completionist @user @user @user for having by far the best let’s play content out there rn. Everything you dudes are posting is must watch for me. Keep it up


Sadness and heartbreak only kicked in when I saw the message that @user will be closed during the shut down. I am proper sad now and I will go buy it to last me a few days tomorrow


Let @JustaMinx peg someone 2021


Learn how to deploy AWS Security Logging best practices and effortlessly collect all security-relevant AWS log types like CloudTrail, Application Load Balancers, VPC Flow logs, Guard Duty. Watch today


I hope everyone has a good day except those who are voting for Trump


jungkook dont be shy


Having the stomach flu has to be the worst


I got my backdrop finally hehe I can’t wait to take pics


Missing you more than ever BJ


Daddy finna cop me the new iPhone


My co-worker asked if these were my real lashes I told her yes they are I bought them


Bye @user , didn’t get to see you!! Good luck closing.


Im so proud of the @coolcatsnft founders & team


I just hate it when im playing arena (yes i don't only play creative) then i box someone then he whips his ar out then starts running at me like no skill


vou comer cuscuz amo


I though I was buttercup in PPG but turns out I was him the whole time


You not the shit I ain’t smellin you


Havent had a bad hijab day in so long


That alt black girl thread had some hidden


Reuniting with my chiropractor on Monday


She said we're not on the same page and tore the page


Honestly super grateful to live in Australia right now where masks aren't mandatory and life is slowly going back to normal. We've handled this well Aussies


i have to go to my school campus for the first time ever in like two weeks for testing


Power line down on my street, no power at the house


ugh my airpods are lowbat already, but im still listening to stray kids pls


that HTLL hit different now


I've just realised I've been blocked by @user A badge of honour. No longer will they share my videos on their hate filled Facebook page.


Tom Brady is DONE with people asking about his NFL future.


Sometimes, it's just sad to see people who don't understand #crypto, but still want to talk about it like they do.


Talk to someone when you’re down, talk to someone when you’re down y’all will say but how many of y’all will listen?


I learned the existence of PC Bangs in South Korea from one of my classes today and it sounds like one of coolest things ever!


because of all the butter excitement I completely forgot that taehyung dyed his hair


I LOVE STATIONARY BRU!! i lw miss all my calligraphy pens why tf did cooper have to chew at all of them


Anybody make a soca ‘22 mix yet? I only hearing “ways bai reallll good soca this year” but meen see no mix or playlists


Titty Tuesday goin up today


Fuckin wigan


I just wanted to thank @SarahSpain for her content. Honest perspective, I didn't know much about her, until all this going on, but she is someone I would probably want to hang with. Educated, funny, and real. Thank you. You are helping many..


Anyone work in recruiting wanna skim over my resume


Today I bought my very own staple gun, saw and miter box. I’m ready for anything now.


Mel is an EXTRAAAA happy girl today


The best 2 compliments that I EVER get at the dog park are: 1. “You are a good dog mom” and 2. “Your German Shepherd is the friendliest I have ever met” so y’all say those to me even if you don’t mean it, thanks.


I just want a support a creator code


Work beat my ass today


Kaleb Gerace scored the first goal of the game against Buena assisted by Dean Sorantino. 1-0 Woodstown!


listening to snsd’s best song


Why I just wake up nauseous af to the point I had to run to the restroom & throw up …. That’s suspicious


It’s funny how “more like family” feels more family than “family” does….. but if you don’t get it, forget about it.


Norway, cute


I might get this nigga something for sweeties day... depends on how I’m feeling


The matter wey go put me for trouble, na him I wan dey chook mouth now


2020 and 2021 feel like living a season of screaming and i feel like a rager teenager


Just airdropped my mom a photo of yoongi... and now we wait


I get it now. Since Chase can walk and Austin is the only one who knows this…he can snoop in Edwards study w/o being suspect. Pretty smart Franco Austin Manning!


Make me smile with just one word..


So many things could have gone different if they simply made Madam Yu eat like 373829 snickers


Only a real one could cop a feel.


alexa, play traitor by olivia rodrigo


GUILTY BITCH GUILTY


I’m sorry but if you record ya self crying..


This dumb fuck just broke the mug that my BFF bought me like 3 years ago, I’m fucking vexed now


Definitely about to go again tomorrow, nature really does it for me


Blurred vision. I lose sight sometime


hopefully haley did good on her ap exams


I'm mastering `.to_owned()` vs `.clone()`


I have a lot of money riding on the phrase 'Whitlam? More like SHITlam!' appearing in the Palace Letters


i don’t write music anymore i just cover spongebob songs with my homies


I like it when Aza falls asleep within 5 minutes of me putting her to bed.


Anyone else tired of existing ????? Just me okay


Miami gotta stop being embarrassing in these bowl games


i got covid and now i just feel sooo down and sad


Breaks my heart to see another person take their own life. Please speak up, reach for help and if you have nothing nice to say don’t say it at all


If there was one requirement I would have with regards to a potential husband is that he would be a good masseur


The Goose has landed!


Clive Tyldesley just said there’s nothing to fear from France.


I predictably lost an absolute heckton of subs this past month, so if any of y'all wanted to join/rejoin at the $6.29 sale price or boost some lewds, gosh it'd really help the heck out!


Puppy you better get to sending or get off my page


We only taking W’s over here


i’m going to edit boom shadow to make sure Twitter doesn’t hate me


I haven't done the dab challenge wit any of my peers in over a month


Ladies if he can’t pick you up while y’all “bein grown”..you very single beloved


Prophetess Rose Kelvin will not kill somebody


whereeeeee is MY STIIZY


Irl work is done for the week, time to rest


Happy birthday my good boy @user I’m so glad you were born, I hope your day is filled with lots of love


i’m scared i bought a hair dye but idk if it will fade back to the hair that i have currently based off of the color wheel


I hate waking up like this


My wifi has been out since 1:40pm ish spectrum why you do me like this, the modem online light is just flashing white RIP wifi you will be missed


I’m ready for my birthday again, I’m going to Dubai


You miss the point when you make early judgements


Mamma Mia is a mood


If u think im lying im just gonna laugh In your face bc u should know by now idc about hurting your feelings.


I love late night car rides & deep convos...as long as I ain’t driving


Aw wynonna


Using an air fryer for the first time


birthday anxiety eating me alive rn


Let me text him back & say I want it in person


The lighting had me feeling


No matter how hard it gets... Never hustle with your private parts.


The next tenant is being hooked up with new appliances. I’ve had the refrigerator and stove replaced in the last two years. Sorry about that $300/mo rent hike, though.


Bon inscriptions faites


Kante le isitse kae the real Vuyiswa mo The Queen ne?


7asa hakol hawa f today’s exam


My back and shoulders are peeling so bad!! Literally from one bad sunburn and I hardly ever get burnt like this.


Mad crabs left and I dont like them anymore


I can’t not wait for a hot bath and too get in some comfy clothes cause it’s been one hell of a mf day


Just cant wait for October cause its spookey season bit also my birthday aswell, lovely


my fav waste of time is arguing w someone over the same thing again n again


Track was fun lowk, jus need to work on the bod


An idle me is a very dangerous thing.


Cali people can’t dress at all so imma keep it light


y’all should really look at my pinned


every day we don't have a way to see Cyrano de Bergerac is unnecessary torture


She wanna spoil me but all I need is loyalty


some of y’all need to be more careful of who you hang around w during a pandemic


if i have to social distance then my cats should have to too. if i can’t see me friends neither can they


time 2 play steely dan & pretend i don’t exist


if esbi performs sa wish awards, dream set ko would be mana + nyebe. two very different genre. imagine the collapse


I refuse to believe info that’s not coming from CNCO directly


Shy but will fuck you anywhere you want


What I’d give for Leitchfield to have a rock station


running on 5 hours of sleep gang


Been working all day and feeling horny asf. Who can I help get off? $end first


Saturday will be sun


A good thing about all these gcs I've joined and never talk in is that it makes me look like I've got loads of friends in my dms


Goldie locksss


Can’t make a wife outta a hoe


ok um i'm outside my door and i cant come in cus there's another key inside so my key doesn't fit what do i do


Im pretty upset rn


this book just said “ why do you care that I’m dead when your still so afraid to live”


i would love nothing more than to cosplay someone from yugioh but whooooo


Good job to the fandual = Flutter buyers ! The trivia question from yesterday.


Enough w that astrology shit


I'm really craving sushi & fried rice with yum yum sauce


Barca’s Goalkeeper = Bayern’s Barca’s Centerbacks > Bayern’s Barca’s Pullbacks < Bayern’s Barca’s Midfield > Bayern’s Barca’s Attack < Bayern’s Barca’s Coach < Bayern’s Barca has Messi, Bayern don’t. A balanced tie that can go either way in a one off match. Fingers crossed


You hate us cuz u ain’t us but trust me bb its the truth


Lmfaooooooo I know she like this girl embarrassing af. Idccccc


I tried telling my mama how my day was she rushing me off the phone


Glaciers from BK slap


Day one of November and its been hell already


Dont ask me no stupid shit in this hot ass weather


Great mornings twiggas...


I have a good feeling about April


Just watched Caring For Derek. What a wonderful human being our @user is, and has always been. I hope the treatment works and life improves for Derek and their lovely family


$AMC as for me I love the stock


The gentleman 8/10


I just read a 8 page yuri doujin....that was 90% made by AI?!?! The other 10% was text and errors that needed fixing...what the fuuuuuuck


I have no regrets about getting that lemon pepper combo with my last bit of funds lol no regrets at all


good morning <33 say it back


Getting my back beat in in the stables


I am ready to GXVE my new facial oil from GXVE a try.


outside smelling like hangover in the morning


Hubby and I were in Banff on over the weekend and we stopped by the hotel cafe to pick up something to eat. I looked at one side of their wall and said “Everything here is literally, my IG feed” …huh.


AMA be deaf if this beeping noise don’t stop been on for like an hour I can hear from my window


Miss Trust-! ‘We will get spades in the ground’ !!! What to bury our dead ? - GENERAL ELECTION now


Stop pouring your heart out to a


Row row row ur blunt


So got into the call with the boys, didn't really play anything tbh but we had fun just talking


artists on twitter get so little recognition while instagram reposters get way too much


I NEED MY TAX REFUND TO HIT TODAY, I NEED IT NOW


Str8 drop, it’s all there


I’m ready to wet my man face up


Got some ppl to look more into A.C.E


Thinking of getting a prebuilt pc..


How is it that I'm most creative when I'm sad?


Y’all got the wrong one. I don’t sit back n take shit from no one. Maybe the Illy from 4 years ago, but not the Illy in the now


On se retient pour Rashford


Like gates said “god protect this pussy ass heart i got that i love to give”


Been watching #Archive81 Goosebumps all over- it’s one hell of a freaky series. Not your average museum archivist role!


@user have a great day Elliott


Gotta love leaving the gym and receiving an anonymous message from someone saying they were on the machine next to you.


To pensando em recorrer ao iFood


I can’t wait to start wagering again. Im gonna be taking everyone’s $


I’m convinced T-Sprint hire the slowest of the slow atp


Know someone who will be happy with goalscorer of that goal eh @user


If I'm moving too slow don't wait for me


A crazy state with a crazy governor


i just need a friend to match my energy during car drives


Yeeeeeeeeees !!!!!! Olivier Giroud !!!!!


Takii kinda cute


My baby boy will be 3


How did it go from washing my own car every 5 days, to me paying the guy at work every week for a car wash .


Work group did some Among Us today for lunchtime gaming. Super fun. Always had 6-8 people. Was hard to tell when you should have 2 imposters especially when everybody is new(-ish). Looking forward to full 10 person games.


Focus on the goal, Mikee.


trying not to be mad that my bf isnt correcting people when they say he made cool pixel rooms (i made them)


i was doing so good starting to eat smaller portions then my mom ordered pizza and wings and so much other food and now i’m a fat azz


Hey @user sorry for being super addictive noti gang today.


i guess i’m yah favorite


Werner 2 goals


imagine if every R6 content creator commented


People who say 'it's literally facts'......!


Constantly being compared to other people starts to eventually impact you mentally with time and wreck your confidence and how you perceive yourself. I’m tired of it.


landlord sitch. I am the most Wonderful tiiiiime Of the yeear


Tank - “when we”


My mom: "Why do you never call me?" Also my mom: *never answers the phone*


It's not right to bully people just because they're different in their own ways


Why do I all of a sudden want to live in Long Beach. I have to stop moving around.


wine drunk hit a little different


Day drinking in Vegas


Make I find Nini go today


you fake unbothered ass bitches be bothered by me


2022’s most prolific Angel group was Gaingels, one of the largest and most active private investors dedicated to supporting diversity and inclusion in VC


All these plenty talks dey worry my head God please


If you always interact with my tweets I love you


the construction crew behind my house dug up my wifi cables bc they weren’t paying attention


I’ve been in love with the same man for over three years


Baby girl will be two next month


Well, I just got a very exciting email


I love that I am in so many peoples close friends on ig…. You know why ???? Bc I mind my business


the reason its so hard to even pack my things


And tomorrow is our exam narin pala....


I’ve been trying to sleep until 11/11:30 now


I can’t wait for them to put Paid in Full on ice


Pick me posts make me wanna throw up


I always help so many people in my life, as much as I can give at the time and without expecting anything back from it. So when you see me receiving my Blessings, good fortune and living the dream, just know I waited my turn and I deserve it all.


Idk why god would make me such a dramatic person with the inability to cuss. I just can’t do it, I pause right before I cuss and it just ruins the whole scene


Pekin express tonight


New series of what we do in the shadows


I love my dog to death but this gas getting unbearable. Dude sleep under my bed right now farting his ass off


APC youths ehn


The best part about having a mild case of body dysmorphia as a product of my past battles with anxiety and depression is how I can talk myself out of buying new clothes


You lot with bacon


daily seirin don't be shy u can follow me if u want, I'd give you a privilege


My professor said our assignment is to watch a porn film then write an 1page essay describing how we feel afterwards .Hey @user make me feel like a God , thanks


why is it such a long wait for a doctors appointment


Swear I’ll nod off for I fall offf


Not had any replied from chefs n cooks n foodies on what to make with the shopping folk are getting in their government care pack. It’s a good pack but I wanted to see what could be made that’s not plain and boring? I’ve pinned the list of food in the pack on my twitter page.


I forgot I had a leftover burrito and then when I went looking for lunch and I found it and OMG SURPRISE BURRITO!!!


about to miss every single live of every member of every group


I'm saying to Aroha's that: Everybody calm down. But I can't control myself


good morning love @donnypangilinan my forever daddybabe


Whyyyyyyyy am I so stressed this week??? Lololololol


sdd dos dance party do rexona now united


Ntcham just isn’t a 90 minute player


Weather messed up my hoop plans for the week


y’all b ready to crash ova the same females who still in my phone tellin me come home


sjes so pretty im gonna combust


Lmfaoooo dude I can look back to me 2 years ago like damn, I was a BABY. &i thought I was SOOO grown. My clown ass


do yeno when I think of it I had so much going for me this year, I was so contented and then covid happened and I’m back to square one again


Guys look at my header Just a important think to know


I’m not broke anymore. I’m broken


HIKESHI SPIRIT


Politicians are joining tik Tok cos it’s election time


Keep it 8 more than 92 wit me


interact with me i'm going insane talking to myself on here


I miss waking up to head in bed !


"you're silent" it's either i don't want to share too much or i don't want to bother u bc u seem busy or /don't bother me/


I see his camp has bought data now...they are crawling back getting ready for enjoyments


Where was all this money hiding?!


can’t wait to go home and loosen this high bun


Ik for a fact my birthday boutta be the one this year if uk my age uk I’m turning chit out


It’s cold, I’m full, I ate a special sucker and now I’m bout to cuddle up and watch Japanese café vlogs.


Ty young Jeezy that the meds worked because ya girl is suiting up amd being floated to ‘rona floor


Every song is her favorite song.


Life's still a bitch...


NYC or Boston show please


Pay attention, people will say fuck you in different ways


There was something wrong with my life all this time and I just found out that the problem is that I’m not a fake blonde anymore wtf. Wtf hair grows


ok this is why i hate canon pairings in games cuz now I have to sit through at least a season hearing romantic voice lines between my main and a character I don't ship them with


I can tell that it’s gonna be a long road


Been staring at it all day


Thick liner today


As bad as it look... we still gon win


My two friends and I deserved to win tickets for supporting Justin a whole decade, showing love since day one but watching everyone meeting Justin n not gettn anything near is freakin’ depressive @scooterbraun @AllisonKaye @justinbieber pls


im so happy w all the cute ass outfits i bought i went out on a fat ass shopping spree


Can't bring myself to think about the game tomo vs Lfc that drew with Burnley, lost 4-0 to City and abused the ref, or, vs Man City after this entire charade of the European ban been lifted...! It is the hope that kills us #Arsenal fans


5 minute routine update... 2 hours of paperwork


full circle moment I used to go to lolla every year and i just got my confirmation email that I’ll be working there this summer


My baby did so good at her 1st gymnastics class


U can’t treat me like u treat them.. Yes I am the Créme De la Créme


I often think about that tweet ya “andisagowi , ndiyatsamaya”


I forgot how damn fun injustice 2 yo. I fr can’t wait for injustice 3 keeping ma hope up


Bruh I’ve been hit by my brother playing the VR 2x and both times almost sent me to the hospital!


Also to the, “stay at home you’re selfish and greedy” people, please let me know where you’re sending the money for me to pay my bills if you want me to stay at home so badly. I’d be more than happy to sit at home, just cut me a check sis.


These visits with my mom aren’t long enough


Y’all wipe w toilet paper..? The stench


Active people check in


I’ve been working, putting in overtime


straight boys who play league of legends


I’ve watched Bridgerton twice and Regé-Jean Page is the reason.


Calling my daughter’s bluff


I look so tragic without eyelash extensions


rip bozos on the florida coast finna be underwater by 2060


irl says illumi is annoying but stans hisoka


Still baffles me McGuire is captain of man United


I can't logout on time because of this new hire. Lord sorry makakapanapok ata ako


Health bread with Muenster grilled cheese morning and green curry evening. Now sleep


Hi I need friends I'm going crazy


Don't let any man be in control of your mindset because they have flaws just give your everything to God because he is faultless..


logging the fuck off and trying to stay off for a few days because i'm fucking fuming for no reason and will do shit i regret if i stay online


I just told shanny I had 4 orders I’m doing n she added 4 more to it bihh


I really wanna take a nap but I told myself I wouldn’t be a bum this week. To the gym I go


How does a club spend £100M on a single player and put him on £300K a week and not be breaking FFP, Yet Everton are struggling to spend money due to FFP? Rumours going around that City sold their kit man for £200M and got his £500K a week wage bill off the books


Si, these are his boxers


I want you... And hope that you want me too...Just as I want you....


I just want to go watch the sun set by the beach but I don't want to go alone and I don't have friends


Morning... this few days has been a sweater weather. Bawaannya males bangun


I want to meet someone in med school who’s a drunkard like some of my friends in law school


#ourgirl is just too intense to wait another week for


I work in the alcohol industry and even with this whole quarantine and pandemic the sales are up 8% this month!


i can’t wait for the day i’m taken on a ACTUAL date lol . but for now loving myself it is


bh drop asia dates challenge for next year challenge failed


Soon as I find the right TWO girls it’s OV with for y’all!


Me and benny got bikes and BOY am i excited


goodnights and good mornings form hyunjin


It’s all gonna add up! AMEN


Now there’s a homeless dude in front making something out of some trash bags, some string, a deodorant stick and other miscellaneous items.


Y'all lied. There isn't plenty of fish in the sea. In fact, ke bucket fela ya tin fish.


Looking mean and stuck up in the gym >>>. Nobody bothers you


Oh fuck yeah it's time for some wing stop omw to pick it up now


damn I’m getting old, I don’t even know how to talk shit anymore. I told this bitch she looks like she wears outside shoes in the house. Like what? lmao


#BIP ughhh Victoria F.


new twitter, hi friends


I'm crying ㅠㅠ it must've been so hard for him for keeping it up to now. i just hope when they attended fashion week it made him feel a little better and enjoy without thinking much


So this Davenport guy eh


Don’t know why I’m bothering watching this. It’ll be 4 or 5


HAHA LAST SERIES BEFORE SINGTOAMERICA? OK


My lungs & my back hurt so fucken bad rn


Remember i told you guys i fell in love, ive stand up oh. Infact am on my way home


September is real busy for your girl


Why would I let you read me when you can’t read yourself


gm cutes


Ain’t no imaginary beef I know shade when I see it


Naskia kwa tumbo. That's what she said


it’s 2020 and y’all still don’t know how to play uno


everything bagel with cream cheese and eggies for brekkie


I don’t wanna do this lab report no more


I accidentally pressed a button on my work phone that made it ring and the sound made my heart drop Lmao Work-induced PTSD is so real


I’ve been vibing to Brent faiyaz all day


To those who seek a greater understanding of how Scripture is a secret doctrine of the underworld (and how to make it through), begin with: The Zohar (Pritzker Edition), Vol. X This volume contains Midrash ha-Ne’elam, aka The Concealed Midrash A total GEM


why do i always find out abt issues when im abt to sleep


i peep,, i understand,, i fall back,, && i let you do you


8 am - 10am kelas, 10 am - 12,45 pm tutor and 1.30 pm - 10.30 pm work


I don’t act hard ima HARD ACT TO FOLLOW nigga


Omg these are some are sensitive ass people I work with frfr


Just going to sleep my life away until it makes sense again


Not it’s 70 degrees in November


im gonna beat dark souls 3 soon and it makes me so sad knowing I’ll never be able to play it for the first time again. I keep having to remind myself I haven’t played bloodborne yet to cheer myself up


This girl always calling saying what’s up GD I keep telling her I’m not a gangsta


Plant or Canelo ?! Who y’all got… I think imma go with Plant


How tf they calling me about my car extended warranty and I don’t gotta car


I like and enjoy research a lot but nothing makes me happy more than dealing and seeing my patients


I FOLLOW EVERYONE BACK NO MATTER WHAT


About to start going to concerts alone, because I should be going to see Breezy and I'm not


4K pic of the single cover WHERE?


Told my lil cousin I love you and he really said Thank You


Currently listening to @SonnieBaduuk for a mdnight prayer.


if you drive an infiniti and live in memphis i don’t trust you


Took me a million tries to finally fix my typos and Twitter kept fuckin' up


Come on Biden


Imagine being there. Would have paid a whack. Can’t believe they’ve given this day of cricket away for free!


2023 is a year of self love and another year of being a bomb ass mommy


Just watched a movie called #thelastthinghewanted Well much as I like a good mystery set in South America, the last thing I wanted was an over complicated story where I wished I was the one shot in the end!!!! Spoiler alert!!


Wtf,mi novia