so which one of my friends having a son for me in this new year?


The 2021 Baseball Hall of Fame class looks really good this year


This game is officially done since Perry in


Just dropping by to let you all know that I am still here, just going through some stuff and not feeling up to posting lately, but I hope you’re all good


Kinda want fried pickles from pickles


I want anal


Eewwww i go back to work this week


Let’s bring back the real , kill all the rats


It’s that time of year when Gays start pulling out their secret boyfriends…


I bought too much for today let’s go baby


Just currently in talks with two staff members currently thinking about pursuing a MSc Global Leadership and Management Apprenticeship programme. Fingers crossed!


Is Brooker proposing to a married women ?


jalen when he makes a joke:


wish i was better at advice


I'm really not a fan of group chats yho.


I’m soo glad my mother in law & I are bonding so much more lately


I really don’t have to text y’all back I Pay this bill


Boutta write an essay wish me luck


So I just startled cooking dinner then my lights flashed off & on


Can’t wait until I’m fully genuinely happy.


People spend so much time worrying if I’m worried. Bby I’m living & so is Mo


Last year I was walking this year I’m riding .... next year imma be riding in sum bigger and better


when a Murakami book fails the bechdel test


i’ll never skip the One on One theme song.


Moral of the day: Take that shit b4 you leave yo house!


whew baby my folks don’t play period..


Just found new old Hollywood content. Can't wait to post them in the new year.


I don’t get mad anymore I just peep and keep it pushin.


12/29 CBB LSU/Texas A&M 1H O67. LSU is a very high-scoring offense, averaging 43.2 points per 1H. A&M is averaging 31.5 per 1H. 67 seems way too low for me. Should be closer to 76. Ride with us and cash!


My youngest daughter (14) has been bought a small book of Shakespeare's insults by a friend of hers. She goes around quoting these. Just how bloody middle class is that...


I proper love girls girls yeno yous are the best


Its something about oreos...


Greatest year so far,Completed my Higher National Diploma,Made my first Million,Jilted some Ladies with my Fake life haha


If you got to fake fuck with somebody don’t fuck with them at ALL y’all weird


Me and Mama Making Plates Fina Go Feed The Homeless


Banana bread beer


Adulting is saying you will be better off for money next month and it being a continuous saying every month and you are in fact never better off next month


One doesn't change for anyone, one improves for who deserves it


At least foods dont give heartbreaks


Whoever is controlling my Sim needs to get their shit together; it’s embarrassing


jus made stuffed salmon w crab meat & mac n cheese


My back is not voicemail sweetie, say it to my face


i only post for the pretty bitches


Smoking on that chauvin pack tonightttttt


Pray for us, sorrowful Mother


Avo is disgusting


ed twt follow and rt to be moots


Man my air bubble popped on my airmaxes..


Went to carribean to get something specific, but I decided to Roam the aisles. In case I needed something else. Of course, I left with a full cart and forgot to get what I went for


Releasing score predictions in 10 minutes


I mentioned to my mom that all of my stuff is still at uni and she TELLS ME: “now you know how it feels when people packed their bags for a couple of days back in ‘48 thinking they would go back” I —


Fucking hell everything is falling apart today and I just want some mf water


A nigga in black ups is one thing but a nigga in beef and broccs and it’s hot outside


I should add Night Owl to my BIO at this rate


Lmao, I was just explaining the Doyoung karma to my mom awhile ago and now the OST


you’ll change your mind one day


CORONAVIRUS GO TO FUCKING HELL WERE YOU BELONG


Someone take me to Texas tulips


Candied yams sound so fire rn


THE STUFF U ORDERED IS HERE


“she kno ima gansta, she love me i bring the freak up outta her”


M’trou mama m’zidzi i love it


“You are doing such a good job boo” please did I hear right??? Ozone


NBA Youngboy - No Alarm


Ate half of a nature valley granola bar the other half is on my pants and car


I actually heard men are supposed to give their wives their entire paycheck.


I had the best deep tissue and hot stone massage today


Removing notifications from all apps + DND


Dance for you will be played at my wedding and ima dance floor my husband. That and body party


To much talk about trans gender on here for me.


1 dia antes


USA face the Netherlands next


We mix bad with good intentions


Honestly don't think I'm getting any replies tonight so I'm gonna head to sleep If anyone wants to tag me in random shit though I'd be more than happy


Nat saying she doesn’t like Latin influenced kpop songs when better me by thee latinas in kpop is the best song ever


Miyabi’s for baby girl birthday


And I the only one that dislikes the new @whoop journal update?


both my dog n i got our period


Wore my dolly parton shirt to work in Charleston and had about 7 people say “omg I love your shirt”. There’s still people in Charleston with taste


Idk something about American Constitutionalism and the fact that those mfs wouldn’t have considered me to be a person makes me not want to read or learn about it


Wish i had some watermelons right now


I just have that bad bitch demeanor


gonna go shopping and then treat myself with a face mask today


Aye diss nigga wayne get ta talkin bout how the world over populated an all type of mess


Mentally exploding


I am surprised @MattWalshBlog hasn't started a #gofundme account for Kamala Harris to get her to the border yet.


prayer circle that this girl on hinge starts a conversation with me cause she is


Quick pick me up before heading to the Launch of ‘Soundtrack of my Teens’ CD/USB album by local music legends The Valerga Brothers. Grateful to @user for the invite


The Life Skills Company had a brilliant day of training from @user today! Highly recommend


Streamer/gamer girls are literally built different


i have to buy a laptop this week for school and then make sure i have enough money for text books and stuff so let’s pray i still have enough money in my bank account for parx tickets


i hope this shit come thru for me pretty sure it is tho


in my down bad era


working to spoil him but there’s no him


Red hot Villareal! Proper


These lil white kids swear they know music


when Nacho Picasso said: "And I be talking like Manolo when I'm wasted Huh? Look at those fuckin' titties! I'm from Seattle so I fuck them grifties"


The packers hate Aaron Rodgers they’re doing absolutely nothing for him lmao shoulda came to Denver


“Your assertion is incorrect”


15 days, 5 hours & 42 minutes


Getting ready for them tiddies tonight


Love me tooo


I hope my Quackity merch updated my address bc it asked me too


This one girl is like obsessed with me and it’s kinda weird


when i saw @HeartAttackMane i showed up like two hours early like before the vans even got there and then i didn’t know what to do and then freaked out when i saw eric


My arms won’t be worth shit in the morning


My 1 year knowing superband is coming


i think i’m finally ready to have some fun on onlyfans again


been throwing up all day, in here sucking on salty crackers


it's already the final episode but i still haven't got singto and earth cameo


just tell me it’ll be alright.


I need a reliable plug in atl


Mfers be so miserable and unhappy


i miss track


We do not have time for McConnell and his people to just now begin the process of exploring larger payments..


I’m all zen and shit but I’d drop the sage to rearrange a hoe face still.. I’m a work in progress don’t ever get caught up because I’ll fuck you up and let my ancestors scold me after


A nigga almost died a year ago


So thrilled to be TA’ing for a Greco-Roman Egypt course this term! Discussion sections will be centered around archives with documents written by or about women


Go home & get the gun!!


Stay healthy. baby


Quarantine bae is ovulating and decided she wanted to try maca root this week. It was nice knowing yall


calla and jonah being parents to a little boy and naming him wren


90+2 Who wants to bet Ajax to score


Ain nobody gotta love me , I love myself .


ptsd gave me ana which gave me ptsd


hiiii @user have you play #BTS_Butter? I think your listeners would love to hear it...


Hennessey's C8 made 643 WHP and 570 WTq. on 5 pounds of boost and stock tune


Predict who will win the #IPL2020 and win FREE Tickets. Enter on our Telegram channel


i give people answers nd don’t get a thank you in return


These cramps have me ready to die I can not


When I flood your wrist I’m flooding mine


Yesterday i dropped a 15 kill game on COD then after that i dropped two goose eggs


i’m so mad i ordered all these outfits for the bash


Can’t wait for Nevaeh party


My biggest flex is that my bitch got elite music taste so I don't have to fake it


God my stepdad pisses me off so much He has no common sense


I graduated 2 years ago today and let me tell you...... I NEVER thought I’d be where I am today. Life is full of surprises


Haven’t charged my phone in 3 days


Need more dbd mutuals to play event with. User’s GlamrockFreddys_Hole#4d0e


Anyone sick of how divisive Australia has become?


This week just keeps getting worse but fuck it we ball


young people getting blamed for lockdown 2 when i’ve seen more boomers wearing their mask below their noses or not one at all


Everybody keeps telling me my hair is getting long. Came a long way from a baldhead scallywag


my sweet 16 was lit, my party bus for my 18th was lit ! i think i know what i wanna do for my 21st


Redirect The Focus To Your Happiness


BREAKING NEWS: Sherryl Murray MP Votes against government motion............ Only Joking


flights to the Westside stay 1 hunnid


there's nothing better than a cool beer with lemonade when it's hot


If we’re being honest, this year’s Ileya meat touch everybody


I recently found out that my helix piercing should have been done with a bar not with that C shaped earring.


Someone I haven’t spoken to in years texted me and told me I’m TikTok famous... this is my life now... love you tho boo


good morning pa rin pala


Mum "you could have had Covid-19 in December and never known it" Me:mum i have asthma, it would of most likely hospitalized me ffs" Mum:DON'T U SWEAR IN MY FUCKING HOUSE" ME "but you just did" Mum" GO TO YOUR ROOM"


My mom better stop talking shit about me before I stop paying my car bill


I'm definitely going to be making a Trading discord in the next couple of days for small accounts that are either new or have some experience trading, i think it would be great to see other peoples set ups and share ideas with one another and grow together


Lol & Definitely


I’m on one today and everyday for awhile cause I’ve humbled myself for too long. 25 years too long it’s boss bitch era and idgaf


This strike zone is going to murder Peterson


A firm believer in divine timing.


"Fine Line" song by Harry Styles @Harry_Styles is a pure heaven. A PURE HEAVEN for 6 minutes and 17 seconds. Harry u r magical. In love with you. Hands down


my daddy gon make it to 8deuce day this year


Whew going outside will make you have a whole attitude.


aaaaa good morning my rookie babies will debut this year !!


two shots of patron later and all of a sudden i feel okay


The cancel culture doesn’t exist anymore, Tory Lanez still getting mad love and support after allegedly shooting “Nicki” Thee Stallion


There’s more drama at work than in high school


Love that our heater has been busted for the past month in the coldest time of the year


I did not know that they moved STOMP to today


Definitely sliding through Whole Foods today to pick up some more of those lemon cupcakes


I’m gonna have fun burning shit tonight


Even the most ardent supporters of Boris, both in his party and the media are turning on him. Time's up for his industrial scale incompetence #BorisResign #100kDeaths


cosplay d kanye


Fuck the universe is really testing me w this woman


My hips keep popping


Zouma? Maybe a header?


Had a long nap earlier so now I’ll probably be up all night


Not me turning the heater on in my car


just experienced my first ever cat call and almost SA


Get yourself a critique partner like @user whose commentary as she reads your queer YA contemporary romance makes you cackle exactly when you need it.


I’m getting gaming withdrawl and it hasn’t been a day yet


maxwell-this woman's work


Why the hell are so many weirdos copying my stuff? Why the hell are they copying my profiles? Don't they have anything better to do?


a bitch & ha crew NEVER scared me


The sick mfs that get off on entertaining young ass kids in any sexual manner is just down right fucking disgusting…


Also, remind me to never come into the Cascade Kroger again...I literally feel like a piece of meat in here


I’m texting this girl I met over the weekend and my ass is in that phase where I purposefully take long to text back cause I don’t want to come off too strong.


Just had my first & hopefully last covid test, for an endoscopy next week. Wasn't as bad as anticipated! Now I have to be quarantined until the procedure.


For everyone who clowned me about the chicken nugget pillow, I just sold it for $125


I guess ima just have to roll up on em in person y’all lost your minds


I wish I could watch my vines one more time


Successfully edited 2 YouTube videos


Love when my man tries new food places, the first thing he does is be like “We gotta pull up here babe” like okay daddy


Took off my shoes and they smell like dirt


This man still calling it a Chinese virus


Been nearly 5 months I’ve lived in my own place now


RT if cops include peace police


I fell asleep @ half 10 because I was shattered today and my mum woke me up to ask me where I buy vitamin D tablets from and now I can’t go back to sleep. Wow the anger I am feeling rn


People don’t engaged on my tweets but since it is something I may benefit from, you will see enemies of progress liking them


when he bonks ur nose ring


not the hc parties already


okay i need my lashes done asap


Barr's at the White House now after saying the DOJ found no proof of election fraud. Probably means he'll change his mind in an hour or so after getting a spanking.


Tatty time


Worst #NFT news of this week?


I used to eat baconators like it was cool... was living wrong


the older i get the less i feel i need to b included,understood or accepted


well i’ve finished watching trainspotting and t2 trainspotting back to back. i’m emosh rn. happy birthday trainspotting


Relationship twitter is on my fucking neck... pls ease up on single twitter


From full speed fans to comforters real quick Good welcome Islamabad


I had a dream that @user invited me to her house in the countryside but I turned up with a bunch of my friends from uni and we had a lovely overnight party at her house, had breakfast then left in the morning


Sweet disposition Never too soon Oh, reckless abandon Like no one's watching you


Got my ahemakye jam


I lose my wallet every month but always find it a couple days later… this time I actually lost it


My 2 week vacation starts at the beginning of Sept. My schedule somehow landed me with a week off at the end of August. So now I have 3 weeks off Idc that this virus caused our country to shut down, I'm going to have a great time off


Definitely not prepared to look at my camera roll from this weekend


Manchester United Played Well, Blame Liverpool


just sobbed to la jolla now i’m falling asleep to i’m sorry boris what the hell is happening to me


i LOVEEEEEE ordering gym accessories & clothes


the baking paper turned brown


But on the real i miss Donald Trump on the timeline oooo.


Who made a box fort when they were a kid What was the box for What did you imagine your box fort to be How did you decorate your box fort How long did it last until it was in shambles


Sometimes I add a task to my todo list after it’s done just for the pleasure of checking it


When others speak bad about american culture and you try and defend JUST remember people pushing old people and kids for toilet paper


They told me not to get arm tats cause they manly... I went and got a sleeve


The tired sensation of compassion under the GPS


damn I done fell asleep like 3 times trying to read this shit at work. Lol. Ima just wait till I’m off cause I can’t


It’s just beautiful to feel special sometimes


Kirby can play the Georgia underdog card now hehe. The #1 team with the best offense in history of college football is coming to town to destroy little ole Georgia


I’ll always hate her, such a disgusting person wtf…anyways good night


Ahh Jorge’s anniversary gifts came in


ce compte comment il me manque


My sister finally on Twitter! @user


Work has been Something Else today but when I get off in an hour I’m gonna find the perfect fire-inspired shawl pattern for my Phantasmal and Resplendent shawl


HAPPY BIRTHDAY @user I HOPE YOU HAVE THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVERY! ILYSM!


Mfs heard of petitions and started applying to every issue


lol starcheap mediaplay & water army tactics is getting too obvious


I coulda got us home from Miami in 2 hrs but noooooooo everybody wanted me to “gO ThE SpEeD LiMiT”


Vaccinated or not please brush your tongue


I’m so ready for my oxtails to be done


It be the twitter shit that just really be killing me.


el que quiere puede and if they make excuses it’s cause they don’t want it bad enough .. simple as that


not this guy making a baby voice to his girl "babe pls" like eww wtf


i didn't ask to be born with an ass this fat


If only I knew people that were actually bout listening to good music all night long and vibe


This hurricane outside


Received my first traffic offence today, after swerving to avoid a crash. If only the police followed up on car theft and burglary with the same commitment


I finally got a ramo buchon


not sniffies not working right when I was about to buy weed


She's a 10 but she like to watch kdrama all day


Let me go and look for sugar daddy oh


Something you might not know about me... I have been sober for over 6 years.


good morning oomfs stream punch by nct 127


My biggest flex is seeing BTS and Justin Bieber in the same year


I almost have hutao c4 Feed my gacha box with your gift cards~


I bought a front windshield sticker & didn’t clarify Florida driver laws first


Today at work my boss brought us tamales and those things definitely hit the spot!


I heard bkdks are winning today


I pet my 800th cat today AND got a $1.00 raise


U know when someone compliments u and u ride on that high


Aye somebody is gonna catch your vibe and love it , be patient


Nobody is Better Than Anybody


This baby is cracking up at me saying mama


jaebeom had the girl so down bad he messed up her head


Jesus knows best. Follow His plans for You!


Just finished my test. I think it went okay, I stayed calm and I did my best. Now back home to study for my psychology essay exam tomorrow


If you have a question you can ask, you got my number


Dusse Dusse yeahhhhh that’s me


Answering a pile up of #CryptoArt YouTube questions today. Any more questions you’d like me to answer?


Fresh off the boat I am such an immigrant


missing wilbur rust content


U.S forgot how propaganda works. Your supposed to make other nations look bad and not yourselves.


My best friend really making me realize shit I overlooked


We all belong to mushrooms


This boi got me edging hard af


Tomorrow will be @user birthday. Miss you so damn much Juicy


Thank god! I ain’t been broke in a while


Chili dogs & chili cheese fries tonight


I'm actually curious.. How hot are your guys' gaming rooms/bedrooms? My room is consistently 30-35°C (86-90°F) and that's with air-con, windows open and a ceiling fan at 11pm


my only flex is finishing y&b in like 5 hours


the urge to learn no dey come


dang i suck at the game vi and i are playing


Currently trying to figure out how to say "catch this cruise" in German. Any help?


Scottsdale really really got me


you’re a sexy man @MrBeast wanna buy me my dream car


I Need To Buy Myself A Nice Pair Of Earrings


Kamren was making me play jan ken po with him at the beach to see if he was gonna do shots and stuff lmao but he would’ve twisted it either way


So did Kourtney and Travis just get married in Vegas?!


like my tweet one more time and I'll I'll dm you


Injuries really are catching up to us, 2 loses in a row in the league. Next couple of weeks are gonna be very long unless players start to come back


had to take hyunwoo out of my phone case cause i got a new case n it’s not clear


All of my journalist colleagues make me miss interviewing


Why are all these men wearing some short ass shorts at the gym


jazlyn keeps liking my comments pls txt me i want to be ur friend


I’m supposed to apply for a full time job in a week, and I’m going back and forth with trying to go full time with content creating instead.


MAGUIRE HAS TO BE THE WORST SIGNING IN DECADES.. FFS.


Soooo the Giants didn't do shit to help Daniel?


Oof, got back into yoga after a week off and it's tough. And of course today is the "diamond cutter" one hour long and the main focus of the program. Wish me luck


I hadn’t seen the twisted tea video till just now and


I feel like i should just stfu at this point


Didn’t really know what a grand jury was, and then found out Connecticut is one of only two states (Pennsylvania) to have abolished them


Only just found out about dark mode on twitter. Wow


To everyone who RTs, earnestly engages, QTs, boosts, and/or likes my tweets and have done so for a while: I see you and I thank you.


The only thing that motivates me is that 5sos starts a new era soon and I see them in 40 days


feelin gloomy as hell gonna work out then step out & change the whole day around


Lovely goal from #TeamMorocco


Got kicked from gc


Jimmy johns bread


This my life and imma enjoy every bit of it


5 homers in one inning


please i have someone trying to tell me that wayv isnt a chinese based unit in nct it just consists of most of the foreign members and they speak 5 launguages but mainly do chinese variety shows and they’re saying mark used to be apart of it


I feel like I’ve been ia. School is slowly killing


Hosting a ZERO EARNED player tournament at 9pm EST (tonight). Reply with your PR/best placements + vouch any 0 earned gods that will show out. Last time I did this almost every player in it made earnings within the next month


Moe I hate transit


I’m voting for BLACKPINK (#BLACKPINK / @BLACKPINK ) for Favorite K-Pop Artist at the #AMAs !


unexpected jpengs


trimmed baby girls bangs and it came out so good


Why did I wake up to a javascript tutorial


Responsibilities aside, today has been such a good day. I love ignoring what I have to do.


What's your favorite flavor from #GFUEL ?


When you see your girl dolled up even if she isn’t going anywhere, compliment her instead of asking where she’s going.


Today is a day to light a bunch up in the air listen to @wizkhalifa kush and OJ and catch a vibe


King of dropping my phone and always breaking it.


Thanks for making me smile effortlessly ha ha ha!


.@Facebook is a hellscape. I keep seeing people posting “I’m a democrat but I’m voting for Trump” on news articles then when you click on their profile they’re obviously not liberals, never have been, and have links for QAnon YouTube bullshit.


Trump Trump's them All


Get off that bs ass birth control


I’ve honestly never heard of this Andrew Tate dude until today. What a fucking clown


Folk be talkin bout blood but crossed you first


December 29th…worst day of life


Ong this shorty so mf’n fine


We need self-distance police. Dude behind me at Key Foods is riding my tail. Step back bro


Whataburger’s losing their touch


scamstro read my comment!


now i gotta fight to keep her up


Daniel Jones is on pace for 800 rushing yards.


Ppl go raw in anything


That Bruno Ronaldo connection


too many aggies have passed away recently


dtqk i’m watching a movie don’t move please


So this is spooky. Betfair have done a partial settlement of the #SPotY market and the first three figures of my Ronnie O'Sullivan green are 147. Last week I noticed that my total Betfair stake on Ronnie O'Sullivan was exactly £147.


Ion care who my girl beefing with ima step harder than ever for her believe that


Excited to move out and turn 21 next month. Life is good


I haven’t had mizu in months and I finally got it today and YOOO IT SLAPS


My braces cut into the side of my gums when I suck dick


Ah jack is back! Welcome back


Just ordered carbon fiber mirror caps, rear spoiler, and diffuser for the S3, she boutta look stupid mean


bout to cry I don lost my nose ring


My buddy tried like hell to get me into man united but i wasn’t budging and now i got messi and we’re about to run the champions league


HISASHI～


If you had three boobs, I’d put the middle one in my mouth and one hand on each of the others.


Omg i just need 2 morefollowers to reach 2000 followers


word of the day: obliterated


This man just told me he was “newly single-ish.” I can do this life by myself, I’m sure of it


Hi all! I'm planning on doing a Pokémon stream tomorrow to keep it moving on my Let's Play of it. If you wanna come hang out would love to see y'all


Yes, your face was created to smile


I aint had my new number 3 months and already got a new one


H u and ur frnds I w never see them again


Somebody told me how to keep up with all Dior pictures so i don’t lose none is to make her an email and send all her pictures to it and i been doing it since she been born even the videos when i was in labor


Just seen someone act like the fandom is bleak without followers


Today has been a great day so far... I had a great morning with the love of my life, work has been so productive and I’m so motivated for the future


I want my mf glasses back


my depress ass is not having fun anymore


It better be Black Siri reading out the word nigga when she reading these texts


ive never owned a build a bear plush before but i want one


to go jail come dey hungry me like this oo


I wish I could be as passionate about something as Sisqo was about that thong


My babe dey understanding, you go soon see meet who dey make her understand better


Tee time tips with @NickDougherty5


Fondling ones phone is really fun untill it's time to find sleep.


my mom birthday in 2 weeks.


I have posted a message and new assignment on Google Classroom. Please spread the word! @user @user can you help share


Mannn these migraines can suck a toe


I just took a bomb ass tit pic


oh gosh i’m freezing ,, i should go to bed soon goodnight my loves !


Never again to Digido


Putting this man onto Masego and he can't believe that "Tadow" song.


Someone let me use their Netflix so I can finish manifest


PSA to ALL men: telling a woman “your bf/fiancé/husband is a lucky man” is not a compliment. it is condescending, misogynistic & simply gross. and if you’re reading this right now and ever utter these words again, I really hope you choke mid-sentence.


Comment one former #HTAFC player you forgot played for the club


Australian Pink Floyd tonight


I can't believe na Wednesday pa lang


Thinking about when they played Malibu at my show and I was the only person to sing the “way you moove” part both times


My two bosses are so fucking stupid!! I can clean well because I work with food! "Oh, you're so good at cleaning. You should clean my house" wtf?? I'm not fucking Consuela, bitch!!


Whos bright idea was it to not have trains running to London from the North during FA Cup


Rip that popular "concept art" brush pack seems to be down or something.


The breakup diet is my fave next to the sleeping diet. Double chin where?


is it just my twitter or no pictures or videos are loading


I've just realized that most of my prayers revolve around two things..may god answers them.


Dbanj I Stan and restan


It be times like this that I be needing my out of state friends closer


My first budget meeting


venus baby


realized i cant copy n paste videos wo like a caption on them, so now i gotta redo my threads


Her Certificate?....Use It To Calculate Your Bet9ja Odds


Bruh rice porridge for the win.


I feel like I was destined to be an auntie. My favorite channels growing up were TVone and VH1 Soul.


My titties are so mfn sore


Guess who got a review done while also at her 9-5 government job


P E A R L


omg my oncampus job is telling me they dont think i can come back this summer so im basically gonna be broke???? this is so ghetto


eddie munson WILL beat the death allegations


I'll miss you kakak slay


I'm a pretty simple guy & easy to please. I want cuddles, kisses & romance. And nasty, dirty, "we shouldn't be doing this but now that we are we're doing it more" sex. See... Simple & easy to please, right?


Yes, I am very attracted to Spanish women. No, I don't want to be with a woman.. I love Man way too much..


ranboo talking about an underwater city...... what the fuck


love u talaga @BTS_twt


I need a content bae or fwb that’s down for 10 rounds a day...I be horny horny


Feelin nervous even when it isnt really a major interview


Secured and finished a 3D rush comm todayyy yasss


im gonna sleep, i have a class in like less than 7 hours now and i still gotta prepare for it


Shit happy then depressed, lovin the ride tehehe


someone come and spice my life up


the father of modern computer science, Alan Turing, was gay holy shit he was also murdered by the british government despite being instrumental for the allies success in WWII


Fuck whoever stole my phone at FK, that is all


made the best chocolate chip banana bread today


Now that I’m not mad about it no more that was some broke ass shit to do during the holidays


Louis posted pics today that's mean igtv video next


This new x men movie looks super valid I seen Arya Stark and Teresa from queen of the south on the trailer


They made bad spell icup


i go in tonight at midnight to start the induction process, prayers for a safe and smooth delivery for baby girl and i


When I cry about one thing, I end up crying about everything that’s messed up in my life…


I thank god for everything he allow me to do for my boys


why all these unseens now??? i mean hell yeah i'm here for it but


instead of putting expensive art on your walls, just put me instead


Making spaghetti and meatballs with my fresh basil


braids ur coochie hair


Disneyland in July….. then Disneywrld in August


These gunna fat jokes be funny asf


14 I vote for #BTSARMY as the #BestFanArmy at the #iHeartAwards 2022 (@BTS_twt)


i may not remember anything i study but i remember the names of every penthouse character


Idc who fuck with this man .. he might not EVER leave me alone


do I really want buy this diesel shirt, I want it


I looked to see why Joe Budden was trending. I wish I had not


#ranboospace soon


Appointment with the Bone Marrow Transplant Center on Friday


11th year on Twitter. How about that.


TALKING TO THE MOOOOOOON TRYING TO GET TO YOUUUUUUU


- This Unemployment Shit Is Really Pissing Me Off


trips booked, 2020 is lit!!


In the beginning, when I barely watched the series, I saw Dean as straight. But after a few episodes I realized several things that made me see him as a bi. Do you know the best? Nothing has changed in my view of the character / personality or anything about him


And to think i was complaining about my loss of taste and smell because of covid...how silly of me!! Things can always be worse. The latest news make me feel so grateful for my health, i really shouldn't take that for granted! I really wish everyone good health and no suffering


Miss u fam


Going to be on streamate this week starting tommorow night! This wednesday


one look at jungkooks smile nd shes in tears


You know when your job is taking over your life when you have to schedule when you gonna be washing your hair lol


Still streaming the BTS WRAPPED playlist


i no longer want blonde hair anymore


i just wanna spoil this girl why shit cant ever go my way


Eve knew what she was doin when she dropped "Gangsta Lovin"


So we all know the taller you are you're more likely to get cancer because you got more cells right... So for the guys who are growers or have big dicks y'all are more likely to get penile cancer


ff win this week for my bday


Welsh accounts everywhere searching for Senegal flags for their bios


This tea my coworker had me make was DISGUSTING!!!!!! But my throat feels better for now


Questions to reflect on during this time


wow i can’t wait to read brit bennett’s new book, like I’ve been waiting for this for years


Sprint is so bad


I want to beat myself up for it but it’s not my fault


See you in the semi’s wolves


Ppl like "omg Dorothy from the Golden Girls is definitely a Taurus" when there's literally an episode where she says she's a Leo.


I get so excited when I come home and I have a package waiting


Looking for 5 woman age 30 and over who want to lose 5-10 pounds from virtual online workouts . I will guide you through the steps with meal guidance and support to get there . DM me to see if you’re a good fit for the team


payton answered my question on instanlive


My baby be so tired after school I love it


2 goals in 4 games for us. worrying.


REDMOND’S FIRST GOAL OF THE SEASON. OMG.


Tory MPs rushing to pick up the giant poops left by Big Dog.


My 2nd deployment and I forgot how to pack my shit


Saw a post about a lady upstate that died in her car during the snow storm on her way back home from work…that shits soo sad


You’re in her DMs I’m in her therapist notes. We different


still waiting for @user full cover of demons by imagine dragons


Reece didn't even get the clean sheet points


You're literally barking up the wrong tree. Since I took someone out double my weight with a wooden fkn' katana AS he pushed me INTO the street. Yet of course I'm facing consequences for winning. See why this country is such a flaming piece of shit. AND EVERYONE IS HIDING


A big thank you to those who popped in my stream today. Hopefully I’ll be fully recovered by the weekend


One of my classes is in three hours and I have yet to have gotten a single email by my professor saying what his plan is


Horror nights next week


Ughhh i need some head


so... there’s this video of me... j wording off...


as of 9/7 spotify charts 'dynamite' is #4 (global) & #1 (ph) let's stream


Italian schools back in-person for 10 day. Ad of today nearly 600 new Covid cases registered among students, nearly 100 teachers/staff, and approximately 5,000 are quarantined.


Hop premier match


I can’t leave without freakin my bitch


I just wanna smoke lay up and watch hella movies


2021 is over in a few days and minjung’s new movie didn’t get released this year…guess we gotta wait till next christmas then


I fall in love w shorty when she tells me bout her money moves


/ / imagine we all collectively did a role swap au . . . god .


San Diego and Vegas next month


My son is going to play for LA Lakers


I definitely want a cute Bob


I just wanna lose 5 more pounds and then I’m at my goal weight


Always feel better after a solid workout


My cousin said “I ain’t know it was a outlet right here let me move my phone it’s closer she picked up the phone and said I ain’t even charging my phone” she fried


Just because you wanna see everybody eat, doesn’t mean u gotta be responsible for setting their plate


a lot of u niggas have fantastic relationships with the fathers who were present in your lives & it shows


Amanda Seyfried est une actrice incroyable dans The Dropout


Bangtan Kami Indomy allowed us to take a break for a while because it's time we lowered the lightstick and raised our flag for our future


Here's a little tidbit from your old Auntie Lumpy: Don't joke about eating squirrels because you just may be told exactly what it is like, in detail, in a 5 part thread.


// the fact people know the intro makes me so happy


-2:00 PM : Abs are made in kitchen. -2:30 PM : 3 hetat makarona bashamel


missing rocky point rn


This pool was a nice cool off


in two minds to get an anime subscription for the P5


Today 04/20/2021 at 05:00PM the temperature is 26.5°C(79.7°F) (Felt at: 26.5°C(79.7°F)) at Fort-de-France with humidity at 65%. Wind speed is 25.9km/h at E


Idk who was hyping yo baby daddy but his Dick trash and the head is trash too


Im so drained and all this week Imma be buried in my computer


So ready for this check on Friday


So my power has gone out, so i don’t know if it’ll come back in time for me to do my tuesday M&M makeup stream…


Lrt...xiao's back...really nice


happy first day of the last month of 2021


Happy Monday my check engine light came on so I guess I'm gonna be stressed today


U don’t get nuffin but wat u deserve


Why nkoli never sleep??


Guess who ran out of painkillers


All i learned from the movie Don Jon is older women will rock your fucking world


The weathers getting nicer! I can't wait to dig out my shorts and not have to wear a coat every time I go out!


Abon!? Okkk


following everyone back fuck a ego like this tweet and reply


Only wanna go to the Amon Amarth show because of Carcass and Obituary and then leave


at this point i just stop caring


Spirit says forgive and forget. So we shall see


this new team was definitely what i needed


listening to oh way cis


I mean, if someone wanted to take this place for ransom, wouldn’t you just give it to them, laugh, and walk away?


|•|. All replies on this account will be coming through soon!


anyone needing or wanting a new car come down to Gregg Young Chevrolet in marshalltown!! my good looking manager got deals for y’all !!


Okay how many people have never had an operation cos I'm watching my 3000lb family and they all keep saying that they've never had surgery and are terrified of it but I've had like 3 and feel v blasé


Very excited about a new mini-series coming to the @user starting this weekend Will be interviewing unranked HS prospects that I think will have breakout campaigns this season. Will also be publishing free scouting reports for @user Stay tuned


Idk how people be cool with being in bed all day not doing not one thing productive


Sometimes people like your tweets cuz they know you eventhough you don't make sense


Election Night: MY MOM: “EMMANUEL MAKE SURE YALL HAVE FOOD AND TOLIET PAPER IN THE HOUSE”


Slick had a mental breakdown last night. But I’m great today


why the people on my bus always gotta be smoking weed


Im not ready for 2021


My biggest flex is I can do my eyebrows so good people think they are micro bladed


got off the plane and instantly wanted wings and seafood and they closed


What would happen if I started posting my full face?


Unless a man cheating on me then whatever little lies he was telling to a gremlin before me ain’t my buisnes… I really got it like that


Some shit jus cant phase you when you been dat nigga


Was not pretty at all but right now all that matters is the 3 points


Phew… United did good for once, they were able to change my connecting flight to one a few hrs later, even though I missed the original one because of my separately booked international flight


My days really been so trash since he passed away


aaHH just finished our first ever quiz for the school year. haha no pressure at all


I know what I am and who I am. Your opinion is worthless


been losing weight - clothes that were tight on me now fit properly we making progress


Sturgeon-Only her view & de ‘vision’ of reality is important to her-The SNP acolytes, sycophants & paper pushers in all their offices who choose money over being humane are just as culpable to the care home deaths, suicides, poverty-They are all guilty-crimes against the people


"Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth?" Omg what you going to do to me if I don't


There’s a unique charm to Greek shows that are so bad they’re good Peak comedy tbh


Going through a lot of changes in my life be back soon


Chelsea don do their worst now na BTC turn


Y’all ever spend over 350 dollars on work boots ?


Wait why is he wearing a jacket, the weather forecast is telling me it's +28 in Los Angeles


bout to spend these next 3 hours doing hw and then i get to workout after


These doubles be kicking my ass but great ass checks


I sure miss having a nice Jack & Coke on my @Delta flights..


Inject Pentatonix straight into my cochleas


I really miss my snap


Crockpot season


First day back at the office today. Had to wake up earlier just to arrive at work later (longer commute than to my kitchen.) Was unproductive, but laughed more than usual. I miss my dog. What a weird stage we’re all in


Me to my dog: you can’t chew your ball and chase it too


T- 28 days for take off


Just saw Dr es and hid behind a tree


Michael Crichton's keeping me awake in the wee hours of the morning


honestly, can blueticks and late replies change how you feel about someone?


i might be getting a migraine rn


I can never justify any of the you blessing you are giving me . Allāh ﷻ i can never thank you how much you have blessed me. ALhumdulillah! I pray that Allāh ﷻ keep my heart busy in Your remembrance and in Your love so i can taste the life of a momin, your servant


oh ima beautiful wreck , a colorful mess but i’m funny


These cramps are trying to take me OUT today


back to unemployed twitter


about to try this braid shit again. if ion like it it will come out tonight


rich folk be having so much fun


Kentyyyyyyyyyyyy


counting down till i have absolutely 0 rights


Have tomorrow off, can’t wait to just stay in bed deff need the rest


I was a child bride and I turned out fine


Today has been horrible as hell but as soon as I started riding around, I felt my body relax


pls can people tw animal abuse for me bc I don’t think I can do this anymore


Ok maybe he isn’t in the Uk guys


“Tired of God blessing the kid like I got allergies” @user really got off on “Hate to See it”


I just had another couple postpone their full wedding to 2021. On the bright side it looks like I’ll be photographing their elopement in Utah next month


Hit my weed pen too hard & my grandma brought me a cough drop


I hate that my time zone is basically opposite from most people here


Hmm I have a feeling I’m being annoying on this one server I’m just gonna fuck off


I live my life making a tweet, being ignored and find a similar one 2 hours later reposted by someone else with 2k likes


I broke another nail. Shìt hurt so bad


I’m just gonna look more distinguished like a bloke from London England


Rereading PTG. Gosh im so ready for this


$SPAQ about to run here


I’ll be bk in da city soon


Nipsey Hussle - Sound of my ceremony


There’s nothing like going home to your own place


I’m surrounded by so many genuine loving people


having a song on repeat


I’m so excited for the 15th


Cali, Vegas & New York next year


good morning! stream boy


Busy day sf


Bought a coffee from Starbucks hoping that it would keep me awake and I'm actually feeling sleepier now


Wish eth gas stays this low most of the time


1200 CAD? not bad for 2 weeks


Hahahah my plan was to be productive today but instead I’m down the teal swan rabbit hole and my throat is so scratchy


I napped so hard i feel like 3 days passed


Tottenham should be heavily punished the most by the way, how did them cheeky bastards even scrape an invitation


Rooting for Senegal and Ghana to get to semi finals


Not a mum, not a #MILF. Just old.


I make her legs shake. Nah matter of fact, tremble like a earth quake


When your forget to turn your workout on your Apple Watch


I'm that chick who belts out the songs she loves whenever they're playing on the radio - at the grocery store, at the gym, literally anywhere... I. Dont. Care.


me being sick just took the spirit out of whatever fun i was planning on having this weekend


why did the little girl on princess switch get recast as a lighter skin tone


To think I stand/sit/lay/jerk here and watch me write all this fucking shit..and


i had a horrifying thought that i might not get wooyoung's pc with a black long hair and an undercut


If we can harness wind power into electricity, why can’t we have giant lightning rods to absorb energy from lightning?


Well…my exercise for the day turned out to be trying to open a jar…that still isn’t open. Maybe I’ll try again tomorrow


Instagram on some shadow ban shaolin monk shit


11:11 @rajasthanroyals win next match


I go on a trip the rest of this week and then come Monday, I gotta be in the office by 9. why did I do this


Finally got my bf to agree to me getting a gf


Had my car 8 months and I already need to look for a new one.


i am not happy with what's happening to me right now


i’m losing weight & i can see my back dimples again n wow i forgot how fuckin’ cute my back to butt area is. especially w this booty pokin’ the way it do.


that was weird but ok you do you


First of all I’m tired of people seeing me and Rae in public and they be like “ wow she’s bigger than you “ cause what are you really getting at


Ultron and joker might be the funniest villains of all time


my soulmate probably died... MARCO


Working 11 hours a day M-T, 4-hour Saturday class, full-time student, & volunteering this semester KICKED MY ASS! never again


That jerk chicken pasta from panfridays gon hit everytime


Quick poll... Have you seen / had access to your teams Staff Survey results? Let us know!


The funeral was nice


missing john even tho he just messaged me like 10 seconds ago


The first ant one of the year


guys the real title is spider-man: hom(e)osexual


I love the new intro @user , putting everyone in it and not being only you really shows your character you have never made it just about you


I DO NOT SPEAK FOR FREE. Cashapp- $rubiia96 me something nice and then you’ll see what I send you back for that price


Tik Tok really needs to update their UI design. It's very busy


My face is an open book at times. My manager hates that for herself


Managed to crush on every single person with a Tauros sign I've met. And I'm a Scorpio


I drew on indigo eyebrows for my mother today. Result...I nearly peed my pants


Today’s dose of balance and duality is bought to you by a sick child and remote work.


#DerekChauvin has been found guilty on all three charges in the death of #GeorgeFloyd Thank you God


Soo you’re telling me this Thursday we got BOGO wings at B dubs AND 50¢ corn dogs at Sonic


Lori small group on Twitter, Una de buga


Can I transition from chaos to peace if it gets too chaotic?


Spitting on someone is literally so disgusting


The Selena Netflix series looks good


I get a wax on the 26


Aww yeah!


Woke up today in red


Pre-proposal submitted…


my inner WhiteGirl likes cookie dough ice cream


real clown shit bitch .


Thinking im actually caught up on anything is like thinking Michael Myers is dead an hour into the movie. Never stops.


It is very pest when you wait something you know that you can't get it


Get free 1GB... Especially @Vodacom users by dialing *120*20063# You're welcome


craving chicken strips from spoons rn


When I read about the anti-trans Florida legislation that allows for the genitals of female students to be inspected before they can play girls' sports, I just assumed it was written by some old male misogynist. Nope, a 26-year-old female who was just elected, Kaylee Tuck.


My boyfriend birthday in 11 days & I spent over 2k he can definitely go to hell after this pls & thank you


It’s No Lie Oh My Oh My


going blonde rn


Does anyone else's dog know the exact moment that you pull your camera out and quit doing all the cute stuff they were LITERALLY JUST DOING?


not me missing my boo after a week of him being on the road


There’s only ONE person in this world that truly gets/understands me. && that’s @user


Trust me I will never leave you...


I can't believe Hodor stabs Robb!


Yeah. Be obsessed with me. I love that shit. Makes my mouth water.


EVERYYYY nigga eats ass. You just gotta bring it out of them


Even bein around my own friends I still think about him


What did they put in Joe Quinn’s water to make him so fucking hot


I just wanna make expressive art man


Damn itd really be nice to get me some macarons but of course I waited too late


Tita’s high ass kept looking for the blunt right in front of her


When you go Hero RB and your only RB tweaks his ankle week 1 so you’re starting Snoop Conner hoping he gets 10 touches


Just realized the girl I think is cool at yoga drives a Subaru truck. Damn.


Now I want an arepa rellena con chicharron


I actually had a good experience todat with getting a car registered and tags. Shout out @user office in Austell. They have their shit together.


not 100% recovered yet


Evening bitchesss


I thought we were to live in perfect harmony


We wasn’t suppose to sleep that long. Mall close in an hour.


My mouth is already watering thinking about this brisket I’m going to smoke this weekend


someone’s got it out for me in another dimension… smashed my car window screen, got covid for the third time, lost a note in asda, fell and cut my leg open and now a smashed telly .. all within the space of a week


Alright, I've seen all those pretty coverings for Switches/Switch Lites. Now I must find the artists who has done them and buy one


Niggas problems be they wanna be a part of something niggas ain’t stepping in they own city but wanna choose sides between Lil Durk and YB


Gakpo ain’t the only player in Orange I would love to see in Red


It’s finna be clowns on here shocked when the CFB committee has Ohio State at 5 and Bama at 6


Wonder what Naby Keita has to do to get a start


If you haven’t notice my favorite emoji is


Trying to stay positive when the devil just literally knocked a wall down


Which release are you most excited for this week? Cast your vote


Top game from Jordan Henderson


my least favorite part of college is never having moments to yourself fr


Screw it. Let’s do impeachment every election like the founders intended.


Pipe me up I'm not your daughter


i need more doom fans mutuals


I need the ‘21 Bronco


I feel so insecure today


You still have to look good during lockdown Because you love yourself #NewLook


Most followed BP member on Spotify tomorrow


That’s a pen #VAR got that wrong


Ur Soulmate Will kno Exactly How To Deal with You, Flaws , ur bipolarness & All


I can listen to @user talk all day. Thanks for Kwk


I'm officially looking for a job! I'm a flutter Developer. I'm located in Pakistan, but I am looking for a remote job. If you know of any opportunities, my DMs are open! RT for reach


If you don’t know where you’re driving to pull the fuck over and gps that shit don’t stall in between 2 lanes cause your ass doesn’t know if you have to turn left or go straight


Greatest center in #NBA history?


My friends gf is ugly asf


Why do people like randomly spitting all over Lagos ??


I cleaned all of mine and aidens sneakers.... about time


Making spaghetti tonight! Let’s get it!


Cech was too busy playing soccer aid than sorting out business at Chelsea. Get ya priorities right petr


Wedding planning has begun


someone fucking meowed at me at sarah tonight


I know I’m funny, but I’m not that funny.


Y’all be assuming the dumbest shit


i’m having a spiritual/maturity awakening for the first time in my life. my mind is decluttering, i’m moving away from people & vibes that are no good for me, im listening to podcasts & writing down goals. i know i’m 23 & it’s late but oh well, it’s my time & im claiming it


My Mets fam goin crazy after that walk off


I had this car for too long can’t wait to get my new car


do you think my brother is mad that I promised to bring a joint to his grave today but I quit smoking weed


anyone wanna help me practice these algebra questions for tmr?


Wondered when COVID was gonna hit these shores! Ian’s gone for a test tonight, fingers crossed for a negative


Yankees videos and BTS videos are flowing down my timeline. Today is just wonderful


baby you might be in his bed but he still be contacting my family asking about me, and where i am, and what i’m doing. WE ARE NOT THE SAME!


Sales is a game of numbers and that hits deep


Fox McCloud from the Starfox franchise is proud of who you’ve become!!


let’s pray & meditate in the early mornin’s before we start our day


Airtel be behaving like Arsenal


fuck I just remembered whataburger sees all my depressing tweets


Just got in from work and my alarm is set to go off at half 4


he told me he’s felt attached to me since the day we met … Sigh he totally doesn’t even LIKE ME


Can @Apple chill for a bit. I just got my new iphone 2 months ago


Suh yuh beat up the pussy or yaah one a dem weh remove the b


My mom asked me if I always wear this much jewelry outside and I was like yes I need everyone to know I am cool, down to my ankle. However everything I am wearing is not real gold. Good luck figuring out which is which


Sleepy Hallow concert tomorrow?


i’m so sorry to my gf, but i’m on kevin gates’ timing now


To the point that if you walk out my life, I’ll open the door and walk you to your car. Tell you good luck with life and to never come back.


I been outta pocket for to long


I see #cloneX are getting snatched up quicker and quicker again... It's like there is some super dope news coming soon or something


What’s that phrase... oh yeah LAUGH to keep from CRYING!??? been sad af all day but @user “New Black and On Netflix’ lists are helping me thru it. Watched Boomerang, 2 Can Play That Game.... and watching Barbershop next.


I pick up my cap and gown today


On another note, I came home with 4 margaritas from Chilli’s.


The sky is the limit: Don’t place a ceiling over your head before allowing your wings to grow


I can’t find any weed in PR


PSG reportedly offered Kylian Mbappe 1,200,000€ per week salary. That's almost rupees 100 crore per week to play football


People really be waiting hours for Roscoes chicken and waffle. Why?


Im in such a positive space rn


FFS even the condescending neigh of the horse makes me puke


Iphone 11 pro friday


If I had 1 wish I’d wish you next to me


E V E R Y T H I N G


I listen to noise rock at a comfortable volume


Clea on Millionaire, what a fool. Makes me so mad. 31k gone, on half a guess!


I feel like shiiiiiit


My mom just asked me how to get on Facebook on her computer


a piece of the sailor moon pop socket my bf’s mom gave me 3 weeks ago just snapped off in my pocket when I was rushing to bag my groceries.... i am absolutely devastated


i absolutely did this project entirely wrong and now i have to present it to the class


i got a lab report and midterm tmrrw but i wanna watch the game tonight


2 music videos otw


Am I the only one that like... likes to just hang out in my car?


hey @NatPoliceAssoc i'm a furry if you wanna block me


Eating these shxts right on up


Studs pussyyyyyy be so good omg


Well, we’ve yet to hear one legitimate reason why Brown-Jackson shouldn’t be appointed to the Supreme Court. The most qualified person happened to be a black woman. Who could have known?


I wanna go to New Orleans, read bad


Ctfu that’s really my shit! That song do something to me


I feel like @KodakBlack1k in 2015


But like Porto’s Jesus had to be Cuban cause this shit is WAY too good man


I still don't know what I'm wearing for tbz


Lil mama hot & ready when it’s time to toe touch


Just make sure you correct the fuckery you hear , since you so called fuck with me.


On another note, Rashford is about the best forward in England.


I’ve had a migraine for about 3 days now so I’m gonna take the rest of the day to rest and try and get rid of it


The house is very quiet when the family is incomplete


Chocolate mint is so trash


But Moe is taking me to get my nails done


one of the absolute worst feelings in the world is when you think a headache’s gonna go away but it just gets worse


I’m sooo angry and I literally have no right or reason to be


#ETH just constantly hitting ATH’s!!


I just got my le Madeline for $2.


So Snapchat not gonna do nothing about they app tweaking?


Her excuse is that it’s the weekday. But don’t let her swingers club meetings be on a weekday


when u hate urself mroe than anyone else could hate u


Cabo in 8 da ys! This is me and joeys first actual vacay together


Eating lamb chops all last year got my weight up. I miss dating a chef


Who here has watched the untamed


Testing my patience for sure


Ya ever had a weird gf .. that jus likes fucking bitting you and shit ..


Mitrovic again


Mount and CHO are fantastic down that right hand side


Holy fuck my supervisor be working my nerves


reminder that i have a pinned and you should support what I quoted there


Next tattoo is being designed currently I'm so excited


Put in the Aux hole baby


Cant influence ppl positively if you not a positive person


he who wants a rose must respect the thorn


my head hurts sm aaaahhh just for grades, am i really that willing to compromise my health?


Stay lowkey hihi


Suns gonna beat the Lakers and ppl will drop dead


We dnt vibe no more cuz we dnt see da same


Sorry I Ain’t Been Up Here Today, Been Escaping Into The World Of Minecraft & Trying Not To Get Depressed


They asked me what I drink I said it's too expensive don't worry about it


Thank yall for the support on my recent posts


$SPY took my 5% off my puts, this thing just wont die, a few calls it is


Finally feel like things we finally going onwards and upwards nearly finished my first year at college starting a new job on Saturday and surrounded by the best people possible


Unreal Kostas


sitting at the hotel bar with a mule, filtering through emails… like a fucking adult


I hate designer junkie bitches


If you don’t know every single lyric to wet dreamz sorry we can’t be together


I’m craving albóndigas and guess what my mom is making today


Saka is a serious talent


idk how y’all listen to rap early in the morning


If you can see and reply to this tweet, you are GMI


Gettin racks together dats real intimacy


Espeon will die soon


Thoroughly enjoyed my night at @user Comfortable first half for The ‘U’s as we dominated possession and it was great to see a plethora of Academy lads come on in the second half EUAFC did well, competed til the end and will have a good season ahead I’m sure


no /what/ november? well it's a little too late for that


"treat me like human garbage" types are prime


To all of my teacher or college friends, imma need a size “small” T-shirt so that I can randomly rep your school when I’m out and about


#NFLX #Netflix puking


Kristine froseth


Well wishes for the fan taken ill tonight #SAFC Stewards, medics and the emergency services deserve a medal


I feel greedy as fuck today


appreciative of all the new followers on all platforms today! such a pleasant surprise


Chic Fil a really need to stop playing & add a 8 or 10 pc spicy tender


Goodmorning anlamig!


Ive been waiting for this CH


play time is over children


til next time gym crush


manifesting doyum to post a selca soon, please. i’m begging


I definitely want to go to New Hampshire one more time before the summer is over


Omg This mini hot cocoa bombs are so cute!! I can’t wait to try them


How am I just realizing I don’t have pictures of my back tat


You tie the knot I’ll start the fire


$WWR TO THE FUCKING MOON


Let me change ida’s time - 5:36 pm daily to 5:36 pm on Tuesdays , Thursdays and Sundays only


I’m bouta turn my hustle up a lot more


I deadass miss working at the hotel


getting my winggssss.


Barcelona to beat Inter that’s the bet for tonight


Everything feels a little bit too connected today


Maybe I like you too much


Confucius said۔ A Great man is hard on himself but a small man is hard on others۔


Am I really going to be on my period during coachella?


Everything I eat goes straight to my thighs so I workout my legs so damn much haha I just want them to be solid like rocks


MAMASSSSS I’m gonna start doing #hottiebootcamp to defrost my inner baddie


People said DDG is the best GK itw


Wtf is curfew


It's so unfair that I want to be a cum bucket but hate penetration


Hate being outta practice and gotta watch everyone run


wanna text them but i dont wanna bug


So Kyrie is saying players should start their own league? What’s that guys deal ?


If you got back on fortnite just for the Travis shit, I’m sorry but u might be ret***ed


hate sitting still getting my hair done


First time I’ve had a serious bf over Xmas lol what do u even get them in all seriousness


I don’t understand Ali’s who go by Alex


I gotta figure out my bday look for this year


The key to flipping NFTs. Is not flipping out.


#ACNH #NintendoSwitch How do I use the number and letter codes for designs that people are sharing?


rm chipotle always out of something


If he got a frenchie that’s a red flag


“I need to focus on myself” OKAY SO WHY TF YOU HIT MY LINE UP AND WANNA ENTERTAIN THIS JUST TO PULL THAT? Shoulda stayed where you was!


Understanding your Weaknesses, Strengths, and Limitations & being OK with that is a Peace no one can take from You


I’m obsessed with my kids. I’m so blessed!


Be intentional every single day


even ur close friend say too


I look good with and without weave boo


kevin nguyen stans gc better go to that cupsleeve event together and somehow drag ekam and maybe jacky too I NEED TO GIVE THEM SHT also late/early bday celebrations


First time meeting someone so cold hearted.


Can someone explain to me how a man can be forced into marriage? Ain’t he the one that gotta ask in the first place?


This Chelsea away jersey is ugly ugly


I'd make a good ex-husband


Last day of my 20’s are certainly going out with a bang !


The day I get myself a cat will be the day my depression will be cured and my life will be complete


I fold 2 articles of clothing every 30 minutes, very proud of me for even touching the basket


It's okay bud!


Creamy sausage tortellini


omg mitski is coming to my state


Try calling someone just to tell them you can’t talk right now


people who profiles stay getting banned be the best kind of people. swing my way


What now pence gonna run cover for Biden?????


bueno es el momento I need a sugar daddy, I sell pictures of my feet


The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. #ALDUBxADNTeamwork


nice to see teams making trades


Dozed off in the middle of texting the gc smh


Good luck trying to humanise Amanda Holden...


'Cause this love is only getting stronger So I don't wanna wait any longer I just wanna tell the world that you're mine girl


Tfw you're being used and ignored.


If only you knew what they've used your pictures to do


2023 Greatness


Y’all be having girlfriends but move so weird


playing dumb is my best attribute


“Casino Bank Roll Pool”


Binge watching Witcher. I am not disappointed


I miss the genuine love somebody not trying to play u and just keep it


$MVIS added a few on the dip today for longer term


I be wondering how some of y’all have a professional life at all with how nasty your social media is


When you get in trouble for getting into an accident you didn’t even cause


should probably head to bed soon since i have to work in the morning, big sad


Good morning lovers and lurkers! Happy Tuesday to everyone! I hope that is off to a great start. I need coffee!


Cleaned my car and grabbed some coco shrimp


I don’t know why I’m such a empath like i gotta find me something else to do cause these customers be mad cause they $1.00 past due, bih meet me outside. I’ll beat the breaks off to ass and give you the dollar to catch up!


Is it just me or are we getting more assignments since we’ve started online classes ??


Is it weird that I want to be wealthy enough to randomly Dash people cash regularly?


An aunt on my dad's side passed away and I don't even know what to do. She was one of the few that would actually check on me and acknowledge my existence.


Yo toy bn feliz por todas mis notas


Nna I Wanna Sleep Neah? Mar Boroko? Dololo. But At Least Liverpool Won.


Omg They Tried To Deliver My Bag From Bloomingdale’s & ii Was Sleep


Surf N’ Turf tonight… tryna figure out what sides to make.. baked potatoes and brussel spouts, maybe?


My god that crash was horrendous. I pray the driver is ok #BahrainGP Understandably a red flag


Finally you followed back, Ms @user


My New Advisor @user


laying here like I don’t have to log on for class in 9 minutes


If I block every account showing up on my feed as "promoted", will my Twitter eventually be ad-free? Guess I'll give it a shot.


Really not feeling these 5 star raids for February


Besties, esto no era gossip girl hasta que gossip girl lo convirtió en gossip girl, xoxo


May or may not have gotten sucked into those Cinnamon Toast Crunch tweets for the last 20 mins.. never buying any kind of cereal or pre packaged food ever again


Dallassssssss… a move fr.


I wish the play off games came on this early instead of 9


Does anyone know of alternatives to AirBnB in the UK? We're trying to arrange 2 nights in December for a family Christmas & folks really be charging £1000+ a NIGHT for their damp, nasty af holiday cottages. Not about to drop £2k on a mid-week stay in England.


You might be bad news, but we shall find out.


This guyyy


Found this Asian shorty on IG tryn break her and her bf up


boba icecream is so good.


I’m just happy that’s not my nigga anymore


Kid free birthday vacation with my best friend is just over 2 weeks away


Awww... Hubs just brought me chocolate


U cnant sing better than a choir lady who has a crush on a pastor


This week went by WAY too fast. Not ready to leave yet.


Alex Telles whipping in beautiful balls


in need of a new best friend! requirements: - do not be astraea happy finding!


One of the nice things about umjolo is you're not always on the lookout for talent or potential


the problem is I’m alwaysssss craving something sweet


6 weeks postpartum and back to my pre-pregnancy weight


So Virginia is just NOT going to offer Apple Pay anywhere huh?


Me, in the morning: nope. can’t do this train changing business and walking please Me, in the evening: doesn’t look so bad… doesn’t look so bad.


Don’t stress well make it work either way


Coming up for fresh air. And back to work again


“Keep letting people put poisoning in your head eventually, they’re gonna poison you”


Abi there's a market where people buy healthy relationships ni


I think I cried enough today for the whole month of June


I just want to say I'm a minor (age is in location) and if any of you are uncomfortable with that, I understand if you unfollow


having regular pay, but having to do hard work with my life at risk is so soothing


1 second ago TRUMP inc cxouter agency allen max allen max 3 hours ago the world is coming ... unglued...prepare for serious societal malfunctions.....aaand pray! 58 WeAreChange


I legit found the perfect apartment


this is why I hate eating breakfast with my parents. STOP KISSING OUR FCKING PRESIDENT’S ASS


Rudiger just like that, isn't it?


spontaneous road trip to Laredo to give my moms hand sanitizer and back to school gifts


11:11 wishing for better days


I luv how ppl are taking selfies with their voting sticker on ig/ tl. I luv that for them


it's 1am in Turkey and they are still filming at Eda's place soo ummm can he finally see her room and break some lamps


I got a hoe that got a hoe that got a hoe that got a hoe that got a hoe that got some good head


I want some soup I’m treating myself to pho on Friday after my COVID test


Jun papi I miss you


Life is a scam and im feeling defeated today


Might just apply a lil pressure


Ever since I started working for a clinic I’ve been learning so much Spanish medical terms and just my Spanish in general too


Why my mama got me watching seeking sister wife


Someone finally bought the Portland starter jacket


But de la Joya


Didn’t have this down as finishing in penalties. Come on the worst team of the two!


702 must get us a new presenter for this 9-12 show


got compliments on my eyelashes today shout out @rarebeauty


I don't even like this team like that. So it's chilled


Thicc girls is where it at


Mas tarde vou ir no shopping


This going be a going be a good month for me I can feel it


i make such cute baskets and gift boxes like


MOONLIGHT SUNRISE REMIXES WAS SO LIT!!


It’s 4/20 for me everyday, only difference is I got a discount today


Liberals boycotting flights makes me just as excited as they were when they heard about conservatives boycotting Disney


Legget deserves to play but he’s not the better shortstop in the filed. We played 4 games and we replace our shortstop already


Snacking on Jollof rice atm. Taste even better now


Making your bed is kinda like tucking your bed in


if the party after quarantine isn’t like the “mia” bad bunny video ion wanna go


There's no confort in the truth Pain is all you've got


Let's get the last one for profit


Do y’all se the moon tho , so FULL & Pretty


Well, the login attempts on IG have started up again


what if she filmed a mv for the song she wrote with sam kim


$5 drinks at Casa


#txsu yall ready for homecoming? Ima bring somebody the school aint going to bring


I find it harder to keep up with social media (scrolling, reading, etc.) now that I work for myself but it was so easy when I worked for someone else. And I think it’s because back when I was working for someone, I was always on social media (when I was suppose to be working)


This rain omggggggg


I made the conscious effort (after working for 8 days straight at my main job, and 3 more straight coming) to seek out more work. Am i okay?


i’ll hold his stick


I wanna have a 3sum


NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGER NIGGERS NIGGERS


Hey you fools,new year’s coming I hope next year things will work out better than this year PS: today I came up with new year resolutions for next year. that will definitely always be a resolution forever


i miss being pregnant so bad sometimes. it’s such a beautiful thing


Ppl Who Say "We Are Not Our Ancestors" Really Get Me Tight. So Who Are You Pussy?


Why is Joe Biden Talking About 1898 ??


I HAVE ONE WEEK BEFORE POSTY.


lrts.. i’ve been waiting for this one


okok gonna post a dttwt selfie day i think ? hopefully i don't chicken out


You'll never get everything you want by staying the same.. in order to grow you gotta change some things


We tend to think of Zoom as a relatively new platform, but Aretha Franklin released “Who’s Zoomin’ Who” way back in 1985.


Gol do Villareal


Let’s see if I don’t flake on this date to go skate


The World is either getting warmer or cooler ...pray for warmer.


Still screaming justice for Breonna Taylor


Let Them Boyz Get A Lil Head Start Then Ima Hawk Em Down


The real gon love you at your lowest


I'll be back live again Thursday for a rivals grind then Fri-Sun for Weekend League and hopefully promo content. I was gonna stream today and tomorrow but I literally can't be fucked with icon swaps, its dead and not worth the hassle


"A better industry (and world) begins with you, remember that." Appreciated seeing this today after working through my email backlog from @user newsletter. Here's to the optimists, this week, and always.


I had a bad day w my dogs I almost gave them away.


“you need to come over so i can show you my money”


Omg Don Jr is such a CLOWN


It has been one year since Kobe Bryant & his daughter Gianna were taken from this world. Ever since that day I feel the world has not been the same. It's crazy it's been a year since the tragedy happened. RIP Kobe. You are missed. Thanks for being my role model growing up.


i want my louis merch to come in


i dreamt of chani last night


Can I be your kayayo cos I want to hold your heart


I think I’m ready to trade me car in


Take a nap & miss the whole jerkcurb art sale


Much respect to Ronaldo


Did not make very good whiskey today


Made fun of my niece for playing with a boy so she went outside and punched him to prove a point


Some chilaquiles sounds so fire right now


Arsenal fans are not used to this level of success, they don't know how to behave


Just cooked a salmon and a stir fry


These songs making me cry


There has to be at least 15 birds in my backyard at any given time stop coming here


I may not show but when My fvrt people are someone Fvrt too....... Jiyan jale jaan jale naino tale Dhuwa chle


Staying off Instagram. Longer than I thought but I’m doing it


Fell asleep during my lunch and missed 15 minutes of my classes and now she’s lecturing me in the chat


please I don't want to go to work tomorrow and have it ruin my mood


My feelings don't feel for too long


Tittle track...(?)


okwe sfebe sa 17 years are "I can't live without you" letlo bolaya batswadi ba lena


Jenna Ortega's dance in Wednesday is just so enchanting. Watched it so many times already


Whole theatre to ourselves, im tipsy & my cousins are having a blast


Dave Ramsey thoughts vs our thoughts: (A thread)


As long as lock down is after my move in date, I’m not too phased


Damn ... I like my voice again


Hornets get on the board in their half of the fifth. We lead 3-1 in B6 and Tucker Wittman is on from the bullpen. Jack Steele fanned a pair in his five inning start, allowed two hits and no earned runs or walks. #Flagship


my hair be smellin like skittles


The thrilling feeling of being shared with the download


I’d like to thank @user for all my video game purchases. If it weren’t for seeing him play Minecraft, animal crossing, and slime rancher, I would not be the avid gamer I am. My husband and I thank you


Louboutin sizes are soo foolish. The silver is 39 and the black is 40.5 and both fit perfectly. And my real size is 38


I guess I've been replaced by @user I guess I'm taking new best friend applications


urghhhh i miss dancing !!!


OMG I have Rudiger in my FPL team


Nothing gets me more excited than my son’s chubby cheeks


i might be a procrastinator but never a quitter


I'm curious, What's your lockscreen and homescreen ?


If there’s one thing ya girl knows how to do, it’s kill it on an interview


99 problems but making out with the loml will solve all of them


My hair stylist rubbed her fingers thru my hair and said it was gonna be okay nd I started crying


People believe their own lies


My daughter really thinks there is something wrong with me because I have to have my food steaming hot or I won’t eat it.


Alrightttt, now that I’ve graduated where do I find funding for conferences??


Niggas will say anything to get their girl back “Bae I’m getting baptized”


Trying sooooo hard to not schedule another tattoo appointment


I still love those puppet combo games and now I finally have the chance to play them!! So stoked


That’s on my cooking agenda


I’m so excited I bought tickets to The Weeknd. I think this is my first English concert


August can hurry up


Omg bitch ima pay for my real estate classes this week


I WANNA CRY AND I WANNA LOVE


If you see me at work in the Nike slides just know I had a hard night


Can’t wait to go to Disneyland with my man for Valentine’s Day


On this day in history, I try a burger with tomato in it for the first time. Let’s see what it’s about


Ugh and i feel super bad for my bf


Emmm but I know the behind the scenes..


My pasta is sus


Lord hold my tongue before I get fired


Crazy Jamarr ain’t got a new card I loved watching waddle play but him over Jamarr for TOTY


Omg my first time cooking pot roast and it’s soooo GOOD


Trans Girls Are Stupendous


Not me putting a malachite in my bra before leaving for work at 3pm and after 2.5 months on offer up I finally sold my phone


Just bought my valentine's lingerie set


Not me putting an alarm for 5am to study and waking up at 9


Omo. Make I no just talk


my attitude, my outlook, i realize now it matters


Spence is trending... I honestly checked to see if I hurt someones feelings on this app.


Parma: Pine Tree Vista. Male fell out of his wheelchair and he is "frozen to the ground." PD says he's breathing. He's known to safety forces as he goes around the city on his wheelchair a lot and gets stuck in the snow. He's "pretty frozen to the ground" per PD.


I hate being so freaking pale. Anytime I’m feeling any strong emotion my skin and face just turn red.


i dont ever think i had a crush growing up. this one man is just so damn everything. i been str8 crushin on him for like 5 yrs and im a grown ass woman


here I am in the middle of the night trying to write sth in English which is not my native language my writing style in eng is so different from the writing in my native language like it's two times less expressive and evocative So sad


Imma start charging $5 for hooks starting next week Yall better get em while yall can


Damn power done went out in the salon


all i want is a goth gf that i can call mommy is that to much to ask for?


Love me or hate me im still smiling


I cooked again today, somebody need to treat me because I’m tired


wheein


Got played in Jan … let’s see how Feb goes


ive got two people fighting in my comments HAHA how funny


by this time tmrw my ass will be in the mfing sand with blaine serving me drinks like a good lil cabana boy


If you are want to panic sell, sell your coins to me.


Anything that has to do with milk, count me in


Hard on a hoe but a sucka fa Li


why does twitter crop always have to do this to me


Fam Is Anyone Looking At The Moon Right Now


It's cool, I don't need to sleep tonight


My movie partner fell asleep so I guess I'm watching alien by myself...


Forward Forward Forward


I hit the turf like a play on the 1st


My favourite way to start the day is by going on a long walk and being able to smile back at people’s gorgeous mask free faces


some days be slow. some days be jumping. everyday I’m hustlin tho


Gonna see my girlfriend tonight. I don't want to get too NSFW on here but I have plans on holding her hand tonight


My patient fell today. Sucks when you try to do the best you can but it still aint enough.


at some point i feel like username acabhobi will probably end up blocking me


This shit don happened twice … now I ain’t nothing nice


I get 5 hugs every time I walk through this door


Bitches priorities be fucked up but tryna speak on the next like bitch you could NEVER lil girl me!


Unless u no see Open thread


Can’t go out sad I know god didn’t plan that for me


Jae Crowder really hits every shot not wearing a Cavs jersey


Just found out my wax lady is my cousin


Hola, somos clown entertainment!


skeppy please tweet haha


deleted old kalats


Prayer works. It might take a while but there's no reason to lose faith


getting dressed for work is starting to be too much. like I don’t have but so many casual outfits


Still can’t get over the fact that this was a great season for the nba and it had to shut down


My friends are doing big things and I couldn't be more proud of them


I really don’t wanna work out in the heat but I need to do my 3 miles today


So, the president wants to permanently withhold funds from the World Health Organization, who are leading the research and development of a vaccine.. Hmmm, is someone trying to privatize the development of a vaccine, or is that just what it looks like?


Sending nudes as puzzles to solve is my new favourite discovery


last night at 3am i finally learned how to make good layouts


My big boy birthday is tomorrow


Stop linking our tweets to our personal lives


Thinking about the beauty mark behind Jennifer’s ear


Derek Chadwick Final – Wednesday 5.15pm, 2 great and well supported semi finals. Some great golf played. Come along and support your finalists tomorrow evening – 5.15 tee off – Gary Blades v Carl Parker. Sure it will be a great final. The bar will be open if you fancy a pint.


Will forever be thankful I started watching bo bc I met my best friends here thanks to it


i feel fucking powerful~


Why he gotta look so good


keep your love ones close


I lift everyday to be ready to carry the conversations


I’m just rlly heartbroken


I FUCKING hate being on hold more then anything in this world...


I will never understand people's fascination with their ancestry, isn't knowing your current family bad enough...


Imagine this, yo bitch is my side hoe.


I may be late to the party but F1 drive to survive on Netflix is feckin brilliant


It's only OLE, Phelan, Carrick, mckeran will watch this match nd think Baily does not deserve to be starting week in, week out if fit. Have always say this. Some have even attack me. Baily is better than Maguire any day any time


I love me some Denzel Washington. New movie coming out too


My dad don’t even know my favorite color .


9/10 on the first quiz of the semester. Einstein alert


I really want to go hiking and swimming soon


Goes to show that I don't have a lot of mutuals lmfao. I dunno half the people on that overview, and I barely interact with the other half. Favour what do you do on this app


A massive Happy Birthday to our very own @user !


I hope I did help you. I was nervous during the whole convo and shit nagpanic ako.


school is kicking my ass pls help me


In all the excitement of an amazing weekend. Dry Cleaning have announced a new album.


One thing about me and my boyfriend is that siyathandana man and it's soo beautiful. I deserve this


Not going to lie if arsenal wins the premier league, Twitter is going to be a mad party


my love ain’t for eb.


2020 vibes all my bitches get tiff’s treats


Was supposed to be going to see Whitechapel this evening but I got the date wrong and now I'm sad.


Do any of you guys know of ways to get your lips to stop peeling?


I’m half classy, and half hood. Work with me but don’t play with me!


มา featuring กัน baby~


E Don tay wey I see you, E better pass e don com again. E GET WHY


if i affirm santa is real what will happen


Bodies control the floor. Staring gravity influence. High gravity gave then drained fluids. Bodies move the rudder than waves. Land or Water? What's changed? Mental aptitude understand? Constructs enable fragments. POV. It's a collage. Whites in the eye. Upside down.


all job locations should be climate controlled


My friends funny AF they keep planning everyone Bday but mine


I wan sell my kidney. Decision has been made


Don't remember when this happened but legit I can't watch a show without subtitles on


Yehey absent kos LTS


Lmao I’m trying so hard not to cry cause like no I’m just not feeling this


I think God knew not to give me an ass bc the way I already act now. Imagine if I did


Tiger King is LIT


Tap out session


How do you manage to do a news report on someone coming out as trans and misgender them the whole time? Y’all gotta do better


i love a nasty older nigga, tell your uncles i said hey


In less than 30 days we are done with the year Alhamdullahi always


I want the adult happy meal but McDonald’s sometimes don’t be tasting the same I don’t wanna waste money but I also want some ice cream but I don’t wanna waste a ride if the ice cream machine is broken


Lmao since im getting zero pussy ig ill participate in no nut November


Used to think so highly of Batman. But that nigga sad


I took a chance when u got miles on u


I.... don’t be liking... y’all photo shoot concepts


i’m on season 2 of ozark


grades: low bills: high motivation: non-existent anxiety: at a all time high


I got more Guap then All My opps Put together


Hope everyone is having a good day today, sending lots of love


I think I’ve learned a thing about myself: I forgive people because i have short term memory


Have you checked on your Goddess today? Sent her tribute? Don’t be useless


oomf on insta is hella overrated like they don’t post anything special and get followers for no reason


I wanna get bbl just to reply that msg


So there’s record breaking snow in California and record breaking heat in Texas…our planet, it’s broken


Letssss goooooo


Good morning fuckers and fucketts, I am vaccinated, caffeinated and freshly masturbated. Time to grab the day by its balls. Consensually of course


My anxiety has been on 1000 all damn day


oMG MAABOT NA ANG JERSEY


see me in person i look like a ghost


My face, ozark season 3, last .5 sec....


who tf would simp for @user she's gonna make you wear socks


watching the vampire diaries from the beginning again makes me wonder even more how there’s people who prefer stefan over damon


Is anyone else having twitter issues? No photos or images here!


My appointment was cancelled and is now in early June, so i'm gonna be off my meds for even longer


red flags ahead


I don’t ever see y’all support your local friends business the way y’all be reposting celebrities new albums


If im every in a movie let it be a horror one


15 days left...and my princess will be here


when she calls me sweet daddy, such a beautiful dream


Nice lil breeze!


Anyone at #STLV #55YM wanna have a FaceTime date at some point?


Xfinity got this app called Peacock that I hate. So I’m watching RHOP on Hulu


Money man funny asl


I took a little too long trying to steal Raikov’s uniform in the East Wing section of Metal Gear Solid 3. I kept botching carrying him from the bathroom to the lockers, so I just knocked out everyone after several, failed attempts


idgaf bout nothing but new ways to make more money


GAME Who is ur bias/wrecker? Ateez bias: Jongho wrecker: San, Yunho BTS bias: Jimin wrecker: All A.C.E bias: Junhee wrecker: Byeongkwan, Yuchan Monsta x bias: Undecided atm wrecker: changkyun, shownu, wonho drop an emoji and i’ll give you 4 groups


Everybody on my TL either sick or testing positive for COVID. Idk what’s in the air but it’s not normal. Y’all stay safe and healthy. Keep clean, sanitize and mask up


Took a 250k hit today and the crazy thing is I bought more


Writing things out always gets me right.


$2 Today Today


Successfully got @user in Dream smp. Up next is @user and @user


I was watching this Dude play madden, ran the same play 3,000 times! And then brag like he good at football


working on the 9th floor in this heat is killer


These car troubles are starting to take its toll on me.


Let me go cut this dragon fruit


I need some new energy around me fasho


Dangit. Woke up too early... is Zhongli still in like... 20 minutes???


After this they might as well schedule the NBA season to start right after the super bowl, we'd get ASW in like June


I’m so sick this shit terrible


I actually wanna work


be worried about you & not me sis. We good over here


I’ll really eat my bitch up head to toe, don’t play with it


I’d be tough to have one of these Twitter Spaces like a hour before kick off on Sundays this season to go over bets…I might do that


Juggling the idea of starting a NotSoBerry save


As if my day wasn’t bad enough I have a hole in my sock


I really hope these shit changes at work really don’t fall through next year


Vacation Friends has my high ass crying rn


Sometimes I really fucking wish I could just talk to my mom


this man gave me nothing to work with


BRO pokemon be streaming song episodes on twitch and majority are JIGGLYPUFF ones !!!!


my job is literally sucking every ounce of energy and happiness out of me


I probably spend 95% of my time daydreaming about food I won’t let myself eat. Imagine how powerful my brain could be if I actually put my thoughts towards something useful but no a bitch dreaming about breadsticks and chocolate


picked up Zuzu’s ashes today. I’ll miss you forever my girl


i look like shit today


i just had a lucid dream no one’s father is safe


dari 1st September mak call nyanyi 'happy birthday'.. yaaaa yaaaaa, everyday my birthday! #Septemberbaby


She get picked off top for just being that bossed up


Not happy about all this rain... I want my runners high


perché and when you can't sleep at night you hear my stolen lullabies si sente la sofferenza quando lo dice?


I’m getting so fucking discouraged and im trying not to feel this way


discovered blippi with my 2yo client today


Looks like we may get a summer after all! Hello yellow thing in the sky!


Havertz stans you better run and hide coz this is going down......


As I rewatch ‘The Office’ for the fifteleventh time, I am reminded, once again, how AWFUL Angela is


Just tried a recipe from TikTok and it was beyond disgusting. So either they have broken taste buds or they’re trying to increase spinach and egg sales


Cant wait to finish desperate housewives so i can rewatch one tree hill


$33 for half a tank


Not me doing picrews instead of finishing today's Doctober...


New cut, look f***


I'm never going to forget "Coochie Constable"


if u ain’t putting money in my bank then withdraw out my DM’s!


I let depression win everytime


yall if shownu blonde imma put my face as my pfp


Goodnight everyone have a good dream


We're raising the stakes


God Has Blessed Me Tremendously So Its Time To Show It


Drop stream links below, I'll follow and keep tabbed


Guess who’s been dragged to @SmythsToysUK to start the christmas shopping. Ffs love its the first week of October


everything on my phone has updated except twitter, I still want voice tweets


A show with an eclectic soundtrack of Fire gets me every time


Why do people gotta be so mean


i’ve been doing my make up a lot more lately and i got so much new make up for Christmas i can’t wait to use


fun fact: I don't run from dick.


Gm. We gon get it today


I gotta take my hair this weekend


Wow my car is not drivable so should I walk to Centro Ybor, have hubs drop me off at riverwalk, or just Uber to a coffee shop to keep working?


Keon takin a nap now he about to be up all night


New baby in the family. Baby Zoya is here


Ahhhhhhhh to mt feliz


I damn near might have everything low


They’re building a new Burger Joint location right next to Baybrook mall and I couldn’t be more happy


Hahahahahaha spurs


My ex seriously scared the shit out of me. Whenever I see him I legit start shaking


I need a big bag I’m trynna do big things


me developing a crush for someone at school i know doesn’t like me…


The Norwich Manager doesn't sound serious at all..


Greetings, mes amis. Matt Vampyre here; the sweet HoD let me take the control of this account to tell you these few words. The semifinal starts in less than 30 minutes. Let me hypnotize you tonight, and vote for the number 04, Morocco. I would be extremely grateful.


If you voted for trump. A punch on the face awaits you.


I totally love Lagos and Rivers States on their stands on VAT... You can't exempt your state from consuming alcoholic drinks and expect to share VAT from alcoholic drinks. #O wrong now VAT your Cows my friend


I's like LSEV.


Not me getting a bottle of cava to celebrate a huge rejection I got today.


Why YALL be letting y’all cars get so filthy


What did you buy today? Shill me your #Gems


Beauty doesn't have a standered, everyone can achieve beauty being their own unique self


Come on, y’all can do better.


Autistic who YIPPEEEEEEE MY MOM IS GETTING ME A MADOKA AND HOMURA FIGURES!!!!!!!!!!!!! And a kyubey plush


I like to fuck up my own mood


All you guys have worked hard for your gains and it’s gone


New ow skins.... so lucio kills roadhog......


looking at all these firefly throwbacks makes me sad


I bookmark too many aus and I have no time to read them all


put cocomelon on all the tvs, i’m about to take a nappp


You’re so different, no one compares


Eric Bailly and Maguire were both solid at the back today. Kudos


Top of the table. Besides the draw we are in a good position


Hot shirtless TikTok lamb guy really making me feel something today


Instagram rl irritating as shit rn don’t een wan be on there


Post after a long time show some love


Sometimes it's fated, Disintegrated


i just made some bomb chimichangas and it was the first time i ever made them


My phone broke and I should wait for quarantine to end to fix it


Thankful for the hard times Cz they mold me


Don’t pass me no edible hoe


Whys Son going backwards, wtf


Honestly, lomntu uthetha ngezandla is disturbing me.. I can't concentrate properly


Didn't watch but that's my girl and I'm sticking by her nmw.


I need to stop thirst following


Nothing like being so heavy you bleed through your shorts in public


My Husband @user has now made it a yearly tradition for me to make Thai Red Curry and shrimp for his Family…. I have to laugh cuz I got these old school Dominicans eating this spicy ass curry


Just been privy to two of @Tesco ‘s Christmas adverts and I can safely say they will never be getting my custom again


hot girl behaviour estar viendo miss agente especial


I HAVE SCHOOL IN A FEW HOURS SO SPAM ME IF ANYTHING HAPPENS. Night besties Mwah


New season of young royals


That seafood place in houston, crab station so good i gotta go back


I been at work since 7 and don’t get off till 9


more hotels need to be pet friendly


thinkin’ about chopping all my hair off after i get a couple paychecks


Start Up is a fairly decent show on Netflix


does someone has a good vpn please


Sucks that my job requires talking to people... I just want to be an introvert and get my work done, is that so hard to ask?


Things that make me happy @user @hallmarkchannel @hallmarkmovie @TrevDon @RyanPaevey @danicamckellar @webstervictor @user the list goes on and on. Thank you for sharing your lives and personalities both on and off screen. Interactive.


Got my concert buddy for the Kali uchis concert


Every last one of my songs keep playing. I can’t get nothing done.


It’s my Friday and I’m ready to leave the office


Is not your race? Not your culture? Shut up


We got the rental home we wanted!! North Carolina, here we come!!!


Burgundy & blonde been my colors


Love to see Pulisic stay fit and go on to be the player you know he can be


make up sex be so fyeeeee


Conversations in a dark wit my glock I wanna kill em


cause I can’t compete with my boyfriend


Small wigs assemble


The bastard was proven guilty!!!!!


currently looking for someone to sponsor my existence.. plz


always a good day when i find a new brazilian song to abuse


Sad Christmas is over. I’m going to miss my Christmas Tree.


nothing is even happening to me why do i want to die so bad


i honestly don’t know if i’m conscious or not


the way i haven’t seen my parents on 2 months why do i kinda miss them


Well I just found out they’re doing a TV series based on the Three Body Problem. Chinese history and culture plays a large role in the book and I just looked at the cast and….the math isn’t mathing. I’ll withhold judgment for now but…..


just restocked on some snacks and i know if i eat it all in one day ima get tired of it


i made it to doug’s header?


the amount of nsfw + sexualizing that ive seen with my h arrie acc and i only made it 5 days ago. its rlly. it makes me uncomfortable


The 14 can’t come fast enough


Love hearing dogs munch on watermelon


oh? i was ready a fanfic on ao3 wtf happened


3am plans and realizations


Exercise = Better mood


po: you are a nick looking for a charlie. I love gays- sorry, guys.


I’m tired of picking up poop who let me get a puppy


I really hate how some of y'all mf drive on the east side like GOOOOOOOO they don't give a fuck about you speeding


Will I finally get my nose piercing this weekend?


Someone has my entire back and sometimes I don’t know what i did to deserve it.


I'd be ready to burn down some stuff now. Or just for a drink


Mood: off my face


RYAN!! the fog


Trying to breed all the flowers in Animal Crossing and completely neglecting my villagers/loans/real life reaponsibilities


[ Your pet animal According to your birth month ] Open the thread


I popped that tablet in her mouth and told her she was on her own. I need my index finger


The persistent sensation of thinking on someone's shortcut


Again, RW CA enclave Orange County voted to violate Gov. Newsom's order against opening schools.THIS is what Gov. Newsom has had to deal with while working 24/7 to flatten the covid curve in CA. When these fools' children become infected, it will affect us all, and cost us all.


I be wanting to drop pics on here buttttttt I got a Instagram soo


I got everything in my momma name


spicy food absolutely enhances a high


2 more days of work and I’m off the whole weekend


RK fans will remember that scene in Shinketsu village where Shishio, English VA by @blumspew tells Saito, English VA by @user how similar they are. I swear Mugen and Jin, voiced by the two VAs respectively on Samurai Champloo, fulfill this prediction uncannily as well, lol.


Today's been a disaster for me. Again. So, just because of that, I'll post part 1 of the a thread I thought about with the non-sexual intimacy prompts! I just want to share it because I love it and I need the attention


Stop spelling excited like “exited”


Finally getting my Buffalo shrimp


Look at me, and be saved, all the ends of the earth, because I am God, and there is no more. By myself I swore an oath, a word came out of my mouth in righteousness, and it will not be revoked: That every knee shall bow to me, and every tongue shall swear. Isaiah 45: 22-23


Monate watsebe, what a concept


Do I wanna go in the mall or go home?


to the bitches i hate all my clothes were thrifted


I don’t know what to say about that race, super disappointing, I could of done so much better in quali, and I got a red wing at the start because someone spun. I’m not going to sleep with a smile on my face this time


Just Packed Alphonso


I love when guys are hairy between their legs I love to be able to smell it when I’m sucking dick and eating booty


the tea in my dms rn


Cw food calamari is so freaking good too bad i eat it all so fast i wish i could just have an entire huge thing of calamari


I put a lot of effort into teaching online labs, so I tend to take it personally when half the class attends and no one asks questions about the lab material.


I was today years old when I found out that a 20% chance of rain means it will rain in 20% of your area...


I hate not working..


Not me getting a black out in the whole street when I just started jerking


These folks playing, but ima keep it cool. It’s a test. And ima pass


I can’t wait to go home to my weed


Online on @chaturbate at 7 pm GMT-5 today


Omo tbvh, I no fih wait for UCL like this.


I’m so ready for this boat party


And that team tonight is still missing Scott McTominay and Nathan Patterson