I love how ive members always send their selcas of them before going to sleep


Black hair is making a comeback


Love catfishing y’all with the IG filters


trent with the through ball tho


You can’t put a crown on a clown and expect a king


Ponte sunblock


I have the worst PMS ever, this morning I legit snapped at Fuckboy cuz he immediately grabbed a towel and started wiping all his cum off my booty....."Waaaait! WTF? I'm working here, Dumbass! I was gonna take pics of that!"


I want Gen Brown getting interviewed during every AF offensive possession from here on out


Hey y'all, don't take Olivia's relationship with Adam seriously and be mad because it's just probably that Olivia is experimenting and taking their experience to her new songs about relationships and her new album called sweet, just like what Taylor did


im so ready for my person


And Contreras with a triple!!!


Has anyone wondered if the s*chi ladies scandal was planned way ahead of time?? I find yunas 2013 worlds scores highly suspicious. Kotv is prob the most underscored sp of all time and we ALL know les mis shouldve hit 150+ and been a WR. They were setting her up the whole time


"The Stolen Child".


1st day of senior skip day was a success


HOLY CRAP METROID DREAD. THIS YEAR.


Hi just wanted to pop in and say I'm hungry and I want noodles but I've already had them today so idk what to eat


Just @jbairstow21 things 93 off just 44 balls


back at a uni class after 5+ years


Good morning. Reminder: You're just an ATM.


Watching girlfriends years later you realize a lot of shit


Well we saw Divina do the note in DragRaceUK


did kayla just call me to tell me there’s gonna be a monster outside at 7 and that you need to put something red outside for it to go away


I wanna watch a movie tn


Manifesting 2022 to be full of blessings just how 2021 was for my family and I


Man my dog be pissing me all the way off


hey #typo3 #followerpower I have a magic page, which drives me nuts. It has the ID 1499, when I edit it as an admin i edit did 1499 as expect, but as a user it tells me that uid 47133 is tried to be accessed, where the user has no permissions at all. type is 1. no edit lock.


I’m a proud parent !!


I Lil excited for our lil Christmas trip


Opening Twitter while at work risky ASF


My mama called me today to reassure me if i ever need anything don’t hesitate to call her


'Jackson Whist-lee.' Bless


M2 | Radford 1, 'Cats 0 Radford jumps ahead in the top half of the 2nd Douglas, Hinderleider and Koehler due up


We tip toe through life to make it safely to death. -Bob Proctor Take risk with no regrets


In a perfect world @user doesn’t hate me


Lmaoo we still getting partnered on twitch, thats a fact


Elizabeth old ass wanna stay relevant so bad. Just give it up sis.


JEONGHAN FINALLY RECOVERED


Feeling pretty emotional tonight


Let’s go #VoteBlue2020 let’s get this. Tonight’s are night to celebrate


woke up to my back pain


time for gilded Caitlyn to make an appearance on my profile


Today's 6 hour stream was a blast even though storm ended it prematurely. Really loved the deckbuidling with folk and BJ AND ACTUALLY GETTING WINS WITH THE MEMES WE CREATED!!! Met some great new people today too! Also would like to thank for the subs and follows we got today!


jenna ortega is gonna save netflix


Black owned Pilates/ballet dancewear companies??


Eew gross. Dr. Oz is running for senate.


I swear emptying my sd card is therapeutic


That Pogba pass was ridiculous make we no lie


How you mix up buffalo with bbq


That baby fever hits randomly cuz I know my kid will be cute but then I step outside and I see the selection of sperm anddddd I immediately think my body my choice


I want some crinkle fries


Finna make some chicken street tacos


People swear sh!t don’t bother them ..... but will talk about the sh!t that “don’t bother them” til the mf sun go down


Ok. I like everything almost everything about the XR. However it doesn’t have the home button….I liked my button and thumb ID. That’s gonna take me a long time to get used to.


thankful is an understatement. ready for everything God got for me.


They say you should stop and smell the roses but when I stop all I smell is peoples bullshit from a mile away. I’d prefer flowers.


The Big 12 and Baylor should not be worried about getting tired at the end of the season. Baylor hasn't played in 3 weeks, how much rest do they need?


I don do “Terraform apply” today tire. Ori mi ti fe yi.


You gone need 3 promoters


just spent an hour trying to make an account on prolific just to find out you have to be 18


fitbit ran out of battery mid-pacing


Fuckin round you gone miss yo blessing lil baby


Di’Oure jewelry probably not going be here in time bc that’s what it’s looking like


21 shirts 14 sets for the trip.. all by ashDcreations


3racha stage today


Man United players took Brazil, Portugal, England and many other to the next round of the world cup. Doing get level


I’ve been sleep since 11


attempting to draw in illustrator


all the cool kids hate TERFs


Had an excellent time with @user and @user visiting today! Social distancing and hanging out in the garden


Did shit outta love for people who I could’ve spitted on


Most underrated menu item: Picante Ranch


Hello and welcome to busyworksBEATSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS dot com today I'm gonna be showing you how to slide your 808s right into your crush's DMs


I got to my hotel and was about to turn this bitch out thinking the shower didn’t work, but lo and behold I had to pull the knob first


10M Views & 355K likes #BholaaTeaser2


Idk what it is but all these Las Vegas hairstylist just loveeee not making money


I just ordered a Biden/Harris bumper sticker and I'm downright giddy about it.


Hmm. This sore throat is now a nightly thing or the cold bottle of coke I drank tonight activated it?


90% of my beats from scratch now


They been showing Ipe and her sugar daddy for how many hours now but will span camera across the actual people the viewers want to see


They let these dummies become famous how can you respect someone without high school education


I didn’t like big boogie at first but his new shit be having me throwing assss


Silly of being to go around and brag about a love I found


Weisbroad is done for sure. What about Benning?


Ion like bitches who judge 304s when they leave a bar w/ a random after a shot of cognac


I’m finna have a kickback this weekend fux it


never really know when it’s yo time, gotta live it up


Revamping my locs are such a mood


Took a nap n dreamt about my grandma and woke up a lil sad


I hope all my enemies suffer and burn and die slowly.


i wanna try the Travis Scott meal someone come with me


Ever had a song that always gets stuck in your head but you could never find the name of?? Annoying right.


The most glaring thing for me that half is our lack of a composed passing centre mid. And that if Bolton does not watch, we're gonna get caught out with him being too far forward. Twice we've been lucky not to get overloaded in the RB position.


My breastfeeding journey is coming to an end


1st year of graduate school completed with a 4.0


I sh00t for bts so if you hate me for "bringing negativity" on your tl always pls sb me


put all my songs together and you'll find a sewerside


jb saying he’s close to skz sounds like a lie but i’ll shut up and enjoy my gotstray crumbs


Earth siiiiigns!! Are y’all next?


do ppl @ the ppl they art fight. what’s the etiquette. i dunno


why did i get the urge to blast somebody to love rn


it was great while it lasted. i broke a nail omg


Anyone use Bunch?


Chaired @inverclyde Policy & Resources Committee today. The primary focus was our response to the Coronavirus. The scale of the challenge may be enormous but so is the commitment of our staff. Words cannot express my gratitude for their efforts to support our community.


how did purple fucker get into my UA


This fried fish about to be soooo good


Fund my shit - Weed $300 Coffee $60 Meals $400 Gas $75 (Total: $835 + fees $940) Send to $Po1sonGhostGirl Repeat sends equal NSFW in return


and then some youtube has the audacity to say marvel will finally be able to compete against d/c when d/c can’t even do a simple team-up movie


I hv to collct some docs near Bus stand @ 10:45 There a girl came to me ask if i need any help as she offrs me to go nrby Hotel.Wearing chooda (newly wed's jewellery)punjabi suit. At first glance,she seems from reputed family why n how money indulge one in such things. Strange


I really need to work and clean my house but damn all I want is to go on Chaturbate... should I?


Send Me The Best Titty Doctor


Just saw someone post chipotle y se me antojo


Loyalty and respect goes both ways. If they don’t earn it, they don’t deserve it.


Wiz khalifa is such an inspiration


Chili sounds so good rn


Bro WTF is this update


Fuck this mars/venus conjunct


I’m so geeking to hop on this flight next weekend I miss my baby


Should I do my readings under the moon tonight or in the morning?


that type of shit don’t faze a playa


i promise myself to sleep at 1 am, and here i am


I finally found my barber


If I get some tronage in my system will she unblock me


I swear I always end up in the craziest situations


My mom had some chicken salad from Ukrops that I’ve been craving since I left… I just did the most to find some, ended up at Wegmans paying $14 for a lb & $60 in Wegmans that I didn’t need to spend smh happens every time I set foot out my house


Whew this semester is shit bro


Also i think i managed to get plaster stuck in my phone’s charging port great splendid excellent


covered in cherry slushy


If I can get through one tweet without a typo or grammatical error I’d be hoppy


I just wanna ride the city and listen to music


The best thing about fall is pumpkin spice lattes


looking at my old pics tapos you can really see that my eyes were happy


Watching Transformers 5 like


Tower+peripherals below 3k.


I love blasting music and making myself a bomb ass dinner. So much pleasure in the little things


Been on a para more binge lately


No big ten football.... man this hurts


I MISSED POGTOPIA SM


Blocking a bitch && never looking back


bitter sweet man


what class r u guys in? math is so boring


A girl who loves you will always tell you about her family, not her friends!


takeoff enuh


Agape Love


aaaaaa n aguento esse


Werehog isn’t as strong as base sonic


These fukk niggas just keep letting me have my way


Kohen just asked me what No Nut November is..


[Murmur] Thanks everyone for subscribing to my ch. I'm almost there for the 5K (Another 110subs to go!!) Arigato


never seen a ice cream in my complex but always know one pulling up to grandma house


Listening to music after taking an edible is a top tier experience


i think i’m such a big flirt because of my mom


I appreciate small shit cause i always been the giver


On the Menu tonight: Mexican Spaghetti.


I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine & he shall be my squishy


Just want to give a shout out tonight to one of (in my opinion) best youtubers out there, @user Using his platform to share so much knowledge and useful insights of investing


1 more day bro


Why are clients being rude asf to me today hahah I want to cry so hard rn


Get your rest Jaejae


if plenty of people watch i want u around after ribbon, will it show up in the recommended of other people


Up the wee Ports, Fuck Larne and Kenny’s Purple dicks


Early ganap today


Im jus kickin it wit a baddie smokin on exotic


But Arsenal still beat them earlier.


Being real isn’t something you flaunt around it should be natural


homemade tortillas be so damn good


Vanta black


watch this thou , everything everything luv


Getting everyone together for nye is too stressful for me


had vada pav for the first time today and its prolly the worst thing ive ever had


I just got a message from a wonderful exmo individual that said my book was "spiritually healing" to them, and that is everything to me.


I can say for sure that @Dame_Lillard is the best NBA rapper ever! Period! I feel some type of way for putting NBA next to it because he's that good alone.


I’m teetering on the edge of a full mental breakdown and shits wild.


imma be so hard at that nail shit


Was chatting to one of the mums at school today on the way back to the car, she’s a GP and her husband is a GP. Talked about covid, as you do, and she told me pretty much all she’s dealing with is mental health stuff at the moment and that it’s a HUGE issue to be addressed


The Irish government on a united Ireland: Nobody in NI should be allowed a veto. The Irish government on the NI Protocol: Nobody in NI should be allowed a vote.


im not doing shit for anyone anymore y’all just loveee to take advantage of me


why tf would my dad put vinegar in the febreze bottle i sprayed my sheets Down & my cover with it


Yeezy Runners are my favorite


I kinda got that shit on today


Free 30 day free trial on Amazon fire stick is available at the moment. We play Leicester on the 28th of Dec which is also on Prime. So that a no brainer for me! 30 day free trial, yes please!


I’m the words of Jeon Jungkook… Let’s get this bread


I really want some lays wavy chips


Heat n 6 my opinion not yours


Final proof of my usury article off to the editor. Maybe the essay will be out as a Christmas present.


I thought we all agreed we were watching euphoria together, that means 8 pm sharp & if you’re not with it, stay off Twitter until you watch it


Both of my partners in crime in these streets leaving me tmm. Ima be so bored this week


Great leadership 360 feedback session with @user @SHSCFT today, thinking about my leadership impact, would definitely recommend her as a facilitator


If you’re not dying to get into @user discord idk what’s wrong with you. The FOMO is off the charts


I wish calls like that were better filtered, can’t even block them bc the numbers are spoofed > w >


Sorry @treasuremembers for not stznning you since predebut you could’ve been more famous with my luck


just got 2500 damage in an apex game for the first time


first anal last week... peeing on a girl on set for the first time this week... a whole lot of firsts


Patti may have the vocals but Gladys Knight & the Pips have the HITS THAT STICK LIKE GRITS!


#BeyondThePole Angel Cakes ballon face tail could NEVER be a “Mental Health Advocate” she was out of line how she did Dime! Hater! (Even if Dime was lying what’s it TO YOU)


Why does Gavin have to work 12+ hour days every day


I know your life sucks But I suck better Don't air me please


Starbucks order is already arriving wtf, I swear it’s been 5 minutes


somebody take me to crumbl cookie


Hey There, You are so beautiful~ Today is your moment~~~ Talk to you Later~


i love food, i wanna b food but i already ammm


was actually unaware that exams started next week.. fully thought we had another 2 weeks of classes


When I stop doing things for people completely then they’ll understand


Come on Soton


lol what was my broke ass thinking spending $150 for a zoom


I cannnnot wait til my baby drop


Time for a flash giveaway?


I still cant believe lil dicky's hit single Earth didnt reverse global climate change


The fact my weekend starts tomorrow


Going to get crab legs with my big sisters for Happy Hour later!!


my ex: I miss u so much can we get back to together Me:nty I don’t want to bitch ass player


$gme makes me question everything I thought I knew...... unreal.


Craving jimmy johns and it’s no delivery and 20 mins away


Heading to bed ! A plus dans le bus les gens


Speak more life. Speak more abundance.


Ivy park being sent to celebrities still don’t sit right with me


Just a little life tip. When putting sheets and covers on your bed-make sure the tag is on the bottom right corner and you will never have to redo/turn them the right way. YOU’RE WELCOME


as a moderate extrovert let me tell you i never knew how much i depended on cafes and libraries to get work done before this whole mess happened, how are extrovert artists coping with this? do you guys have any tips to trick u into working while at home?


Academic weapon? More like I don’t know how to do school anymore and I can’t even get an assignment in on time


I am Tokyo big school student


Justice for my people


181kcal oatmeal and coffee for breakfast


Can my child please take a nap? I promise you’ll be a lot happier


Have to give it to Firmino, he managed to keep the con on for a while, strikers don't need to score


Not In A Good Mfn Mood


When do we pull out Timberlands & Nine Boots Out


y'all pls my familys making us get panera tmr and i need some non sus low cal recommendations


Got my booster today and it's been kinda rough on me this time around so gonna take it easy for the next few days


I need a big big nap


More reason to gatekeep bts from irls. Solo stan irks me


seen a lot of cis lesbians being transphobic today


Damn 542


everyone has a hidden talent... then there’s me


Oops. Totally Forgot about CPR class and now I’m prob gonna fail cuz I didn’t even get the booklet


tastee donuts not even good to me


How do roadmen sneeze? MHunchooo


And I hope one day Big Bang will make a huge comeback


Today I feel like shit.. and that’s okay


Do i have firends playing BO2 plutonium?


This lady just called me stupid without calling me stupid


The Big Ten sadly looking pathetic in the NCAA men's tourney this year


EW don’t call me mama’s !!


SPEED FREAKS BABY ROCKET DIVE


Looking into purchasing a bigger car


dreams not even playing and hes still scared


Dinner smells bomb shit I can’t wait to eat


100K by the end of june?


got a new set!! gonna take some pics tomorrow


need 2 unranked ps


Yay, concert night


Give Erling Haaland the Ballon d’Or rn


Bruh I need the gym


I'll be designing an adopt soon after I'm done with my shower


Horny af at work. Need some dick and ass in my life rn


Corey. Got. Me. @user Thank you. Carry on.


Liquor store guy knows me and always give me free things


4 points clear


Shot my shot and I ain’t missed


It be pretty woman hating on Ice Spice that’s just weird


This CBJ game is really about to go into 4OT. My man Seth Jones is going to hit 60 minutes of ice time at this rate. Get this man all the water


Chile, I haven’t clocked into my remote job since last week. Guess when I log in at 8pm I’ll know if I still have the job or not


If you think the conditions of a multi-million dollar Fema site on Orchard Beach are abhorrent, you should try walking from Venezuela to Texas.


A gal with K followers is a turn off for me don’t know why ?


Any ps4 streaks @FatKidDeals


one of my best friends found out the gender of their baby this week so I’ve finally started looking at bits to give as presents and literally everything is making me go


cosplaying and filming is over time to clean


My friends are so supportive.. I am soooo blessed


For @ColinCowherd to have the #browns -10, Colts-9, steelers-8 & saying the Browns have the opportunity to keep moving up next 2 weeks. I truly never thought I see that day lol


Currently 10 weeks into my clinical, here are my takeaways: 1) I love inpatient rehab 2) I love working with the SCI population 3) I am now more confused about what I want to do once I graduate


I love Israel. I HATE #Bibi


Fall in love with a Aquarius


i miss when colorful eye looks were in, now i be feeling like i’m doing too much


Spencer Saying James "iight"


I just followed so many basketball players and teams that Twitter said I'm not allowed to follow any more people for awhile.


Casemiro is having himself a game. Wins everything , and then sets up Fred. He’s different


My crush just texted me!!! Fck... how do I react


Poor penalty in my eyes from Dykes..... BUT scored. Some would think because it was poor it deserved to be missed. Thats not how football works.


Hello, You are the best. This month is going to be so good for you~~~ I Love you Lots!!!


You can still get in great shape Even if you have kids


Everyone talking shit about doge about to shut the fuck up.


Does the gift really mean less cause it cost less


All Chelsea fans are talking about Ziyech it’s sad


happy off-day dearself


Patience has never been my forte


Hey Alexia, play New Apartment by Ari Lennox


Tonight im chilling


your eyes tell = perfect line distribution


People from Bangalore please stay safe... It's raining alot here


should of stayed strangers wit a lot of mfs.


the way i started using spotify this year so my wrapped would be empty or sum


Working straight to have the boys first game off


i’m sad :(( my baby is gone bruh


I been faithful in the past to women I never even loved cuz the whole time I loved myself and couldn't allow them to get me to lose my values. #TechToldYou


thinking about all the languages i started to learn and never continued


Feel to start a weekly thread about the top 10 songs im currently listening to


Just sowed a mini yoshi backpack into a side bag for Beyond


Sometimes . . Sometimes I be wanting to punch this nigga in his shit


hey yall im straight and neurotypical !


Call my mada for me, call my mada for me, call my mada for me, my head bad


i really need to start pre cropping my photos everyone’s spotting my un ironic photoshop abominations.


Seeing lots of loser baseball fans tryna drag down David Ortiz to praise Barry bonds. Praise both imo


Man utd card just after 50th minute


Willy Adames on demon time TN?


thinking about the time my twin chased me around the house with a knife bc i took the remote and i had to lock my bedroom door and hide in the closet then we made up 30 mins later and i made her a bologna sandwich


My procrastination really gets the best of me. I’m literally the queen of avoiding things.


Finna get in the process of getting contacts


text me guys


Y’all know Lakers we’re winning it this year right? #


When Jr Not Sleeping Allday He’s Screaming Making Sounds & Kicking Everywhere


Dia whiya lmet9oub


Holy hell I slept for 8 HOURS, on a night when the children are home?!? Incredible


Don’t speak on shit in my life unless yo ass paying a bill


VAR bring used much better and quicker in these Euro’s. Imagine it was the prem refs that were the problem


My parents have been stuck in Oz due to #Covid_19. Got home 10 days ago & have #quarantined since Today, Mum started with a cough Called #111 to order a test to be told "no point testing you as it's probably a cold" - TWICE! How does #TestandTrace work if they don't test!?!


Aleks said she made over 100 colorings but she didn't show me all of them...sounds Atlasphobic to me


Think ima get some honey Kettle today


Thank God For His Mercies


I found thier acc


Les gameurs >>>>>>


Honored and humbled to have received the Gold Marketing Executive of the Year award from @user Thank you!


Benedict Cumberbatch, you brilliant bastard


people in waiting rooms outing their criminal history, shallow dating habits, and home ownership


Mexican pizza no meat extra pizza sauce


i just miss namjoon


My brother is cut off


Saints are fucking screwed


Single and waiting better Than taken and faking..


Logan Paul with a mullet is hittin a lil different


All my friends have bangin names girls can moan and then there's me. Aref


I only catch traffic when I feel the worst I’m going to kill myself


Happy March 25th @zaynmalik


Destiny’s body makes me want to stop eating for a month or two


hii ricky I just wanted to let you know that I love you so much and I hope ur healthy and safe


Working out everyday feels great


I got scans done today for Invisalign. Those are what they do now instead of the impression molds with the goop in them. They stick this wand in your mouth & move it around for a few minutes. It takes 3D pics. And you're done. Kids nowadays don’t even know how lucky they are!


Why am I not seeing notifications.


Name a more iconic duo than @user and boxers birthdays


From watching McFred to Casemiro! The lord rewards and looks after his people


It’s crazy to me how some people let life consume the good in them and turn them into bad people


After a long day of moving, I’ll have pho to eat


Manhunt is tmrw Hmm I wonder why this one is so special… also I expect many ppl to send me videos of the countdown


Not giving a lovely fuck truly bothers ppl. ii swea


Dam Yesterday Made 4yrs Since My Accident


Netflix need to explain to me why they don’t have the film series of transformers


That Black Clover episode was so fucking good. They did an amazing job adapting that from the manga.


What if I booped you haha jk unless


Blackpink karma supremacy


ITS BEEN 1 WHOLE YEAR SINCE I HAD MY SURGERY!


Men that say “kitty”?? Oh yeah


Left my aquaphor’s on the train


I hate weird ass shit weird ass bitches weird ass energy just weird shit period. Move tf around


I think ima spontaneously book a trip to DR after this week bc yo


Donnie Hathaway really got sum


just realised our first game this szn is during my shift


Women are the fucking worst


In the end im gonna be alright but it might take a hundred sleepless night. Quote untuk mutual aing semua


Anyways, lemme go get ready for the people them work that starts in an hour


I want to start playing a new otome but I can't find one that I really like it


I can’t wait 2 b on the beach tomorrow


//Hm.. interesting.


If I want it I get it , don’t need a handout from no one


All I want is to start a nerdy podcast now but I don’t have any friends interested


ok gonna sleep now night oomfs


Y’all bitxhes weird


Listening to paramore really snaps me back to middle school


my 5G is definitely not 5Ging


I think my coloring book joke didnt take


Wait … the young tang twins aren’t really twins ???? They’re not even related !?


England is the most useless national team in the Nation’s league tournament.


I am v tired


Thank You @McDonaldsUK and your Customer Service staff Liesel and Patricia for being the most patronising and unhelpful people ever! A glitch on your app resulting in your £5 off £15 offer not working is somehow my fault. It’s good to know the Customer is always (NOT) right


$DPW got my account looking crazy


Which ep to watch tonight?


why is soph in the shower listening to Heat - Chris Brown


okk now i’m gonna go cry lol #funny


MERRY 4/20! Favorite holiday ever except getting second covid vaccine today... Take a hit for yo girl


I convinced my Bestfriend to come see Dax J over bassnectar at okee


im rey make pepper steak and rice fuck it


“MaSkS aRe FiNalLy OfF i CaN gO bAcK tO tHe GyM.” Was a cloth over your face really stopping you from going to the gym?


Tremendous second half of the darts from Peter Wright there outstanding scoring and doubles. He did sound as though he'd had a few in his post match interview


My dog made me run a extra 3 miles trying to chase him


There's a project under 10 SOL FP that is getting @TracyMorgan and @SethGreen on a Spaces in the same week. Don't overthink it.


i think i’m breaking my braces


$SPY tech has a lot of upper gaps to fill tomorrow if er is going to be bad for tech those upper gaps will be filled first


Came back home from work around 5:50pm and my dad was asking if all is well that i came back so early today. Lmaoo life of a banker


Please keep all the negativity away from me if you have nothing positive to say please don’t say anything to me


Ever seen a stalemate at a roundabout?


When I first saw the video I thought that was Timothee Chamelet spitting on Chris Pine and was all "oh well of course, he's simply showing respect" but it turns out that's some OTHER weird Hollywood guy, so my extremely clever and funny Dune reference doesn't even work!


I want us to leave next month


are they testing the weather alarm? or


So I poured myself a glass of wine at 5.45 to which my OH made a comment about 'yard & arm'. I told him I'd gone for a drink 'with work'. Think I got away with it


I need this Tylenol to kick in asap though. Because these cramps are seriously trying to take me out and I got stuff to do.


im confused with them i wish i can make the right decision


People who use the word “satire” is a red flag to me


this lady at cvs said have a good day baby and now I miss ms peaches


Bury my body and don't build any monument. Keep my hands out so the people know the one who won the world had nothing in hand when he died.-Alexander #ALDUBxADNMagnanimity


When you gotta go back to delayed based netcode after the strive beta ends


I’m such a flirt I’ll really have you thinking i like you and i just be bored!


It’s funny how when white racist people usually younger than my parents generation try to get they’re point across they try to condescendingly educate you.... I guess it’s better than just saying racial slurs


Mom: what days do you have off for Thanksgiving? Maybe you can come home Me: I can't, but you can always come here Mom: no


You can’t pay me enough to fuck anybody! I love $$ but not enough to sell my pussy... I will pay for pussy though


All you happy couples, I love you but I also fuckin HATE you. You know what I mean.


*googles splendiferous*


Being back in NYC is awesome. It’s nostalgic, as when I was a kid I modeled / acted thru nyc and philadelphia. I still remember walking in Times Square and seeing my face on a billboard. Back then, I didn’t realize how cool / unique my childhood was


Happy Lucas day. SM pls hear us out, he’s still our pride so please give him what he deserves


Y’all man ain’t shit MY MAN the shit


I already know I failed that apcsa exam


Woke up to Kun's bellybutton


I might actually be able to get into scene construction for next semester so fingers crossed


i’m just trying to count my chips and give my lil brother and sister someone to look up to for once


Got asked to have my voice recorded for our answering machine at work if u need me I’ll be making asmr videos w my sexy, corporate, near robotic-pitch voice


i want to confide in everything. but I really need a hug


my stylist was different today,she knew a little english&i only know a little korean. she asked if i was a student and when i said I was a tourist she asked if i had anyone with me she was shocked when i said i was alone


I’ve been napping waaaay too much


All the bm and bds on fb being toxic


Nose job coming soon


Suddenly missing the kampung


the urge to flatten my island again and start over


I was told not to cut my leggings into shorts but I finally did and I’m so happy!!! They look good af


I’m tired of living through historical events


reproduciento How to be a heartbreaker by Marina


My snap memories got me cracking up today.


Boi yo kit so stale idk why tf u wear it


The word Covid-19 has now become a trendy media thing now that just saying "covid-19" sounds very catchy. Try saying the word and hear how media trendy it sounds in your ear and how trendy it feels on your taste buds


Would all these essay writing bots go the fuuuuuuck awayyy.


Maybe I’ll wait for it to end


im finally finished with biology


Apparently the middle school English teacher at my school was also out today dealing with the side effects of the 2nd vaccine. So to all my fellow English educators, be forewarned. Seems to affect us more than others!


I order Papa Johns an hour ago , like what in the hell


sticky fingers talaga


Ajax-Napoli it is tonight, right?


Dude was unbelievable with a guitar, so sad


Nothing I say on any of socials should be taken to heart cause why you got the audacity to think I’m thinking about you


was it all part of their plan ever since thats why they got their individual ig accs


post time skip nico robin is so...


Anyone be able to make me a logo?


the way ppm have been mean to me since i was a kid soif anyones actually nice to me i’ll automatically thing they’re doing ut out of pity


20 hours awake


PLT social media team clearly hate me


Did my 1st C/S today !


shoutout to canes for giving me a whole extra meal today


i like to think the city left the boat Gipsy Danger used against Otachi there as a memorial or sth as an in universe thing, but out of universe i just think it's funny


Listen, if at all possible I try to keep to cruelty free brands. But every now and again I see a product I really want to try and I buy it. Why do I feel guilty about it


WAIT AKO HAS CONFESSED HER LOVE FOR SOMEONE BEFORE WHOMST DID SHE SAY THIS TO ??? RINKO ???? GAY BABY AKO I NEED TO KNOW WHEN I NEED TO S E E IT I WANNA SEE HOW CUTE IT IS


Keep coming back to this one video my friend sent of himself cumming when we were both horny as hell It’s just so... mesmerizing to see him cum, I can’t explain it


this is the first time I’m actually excited for my bday…and I’m pretty sure it’s cause the Bad Bunny concert is a week before


i wanna do some headass shit like get sb initials on my nails for valentines day but nobody likes me fr


I’m so excited to decorate my office. they said I could do whatever I wanted with the space


Searching for an AirBNB in Berlin with three bedrooms, and getting really pissed off at finding apartments with 3 rooms, but only 1 or 2 bedrooms


Just got my last ever set salary. Pain.


I just love how Tales of Graces have battle themes that matches the environment


also, believing lil wayne self hating stupid ass is ridiculous. Bird Man took more money from him then Bidens tax plan ever would. he is a grade A


sweetener stans in my mentions


RT:@burucu_osmanRT:@IBM@storregcloud Great work, Reginald!


I gotta peep it and keep going bc


Korbyn won’t stop fucking biting


Crab cakes and lamb chops for dinner


“It don’t make sense to give up because you don’t know how close you are to the finish.” - @CurrenSy_Spitta


wow i just sat here for the last 30 mins creating a reel that has been giving me trouble since december & guess what happened?…it fucking disappeared


curtain bangs are calling me


9 days until kace and I’s one year anniversary I can’t even BELIEVE it


If you wanna see it just ask, lol i got a whole porn page for that


Just paid $70 to fill up my truck FUCK CALIS DIESEL AND GAS PRICES oh ye and did I mention we were almost half a tank so I paid $70 for half a tank Magine I had to do a full tank


Not a fan of fucking your guys babe, never been a fan, also I don't encourage it, shit loads of barnies out there, even if na she shoot shot ZERO am on spot. But the sad truth be say every body dae fuck every body for this Lagos


I hate when females follow me on Instagram then add me on Facebook


Been doing the 15/3/30 challenge, summer time fine


There is truly no better time to live alone than taco tuesday because the only living creature who sees you ugly eat is your dog.


Ima tweet through it today.


Anyone else watched Midnight Sky on Netflix? Half way through and thinking of giving up. It had the potential to be great but they don’t tell you anything


Trump a whole clown fuckin Ebola


Not only is a market correction healthy for sustainable growth But is also presents an amazing opportunity to buy growth stocks at a major discount Don’t let this opportunity pass you by


November 29, 2022 My #Fitbit activity : 8249 steps taken, 6.32 kilometers walked/ran, 213 Minutes Lightly Active, 15 Minutes Fairly Active, 21 Minutes Very Active, and 2830 kcal burned


This woman asked me to wait outside while she gists with her friend. Public officers and their attitude


My therapist asked if we could have an in person session just so she could meet my puppy and I’m so freaking pleased


Fuck... I’m rude sha


I just bought my daughter some Guiseppes for her 8th grade dance her mom going have to get over this one


If I don't have sushi today ngizoshona


pop the balls guys!!


What possesses people to post a picture off a drip hanging out their arms the minute they get into hospital


I wanna watch euphoria so bad but ion got an account


i don’t wanna be without cha babe. I DON’T WANT A BROKEN HEART.


His Young Bitch To Grown


RESPECT to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as bonus


gigising na may congrats notif


XENOBLADE 3 IS RELEASING SO SOON?!?!!?!? I figured maybe November, but July 29?! Oh man...


I ain’t had black dussè in a longgggg timeee - I need that in my life , maybe this weekend


Entonces son stars o corazones en thekking


all dis fake babes be doing the most!!


yeah i’m failing all my classes but hey i just bought a cool new lego set


Can’t wait to witness a football match like PSG vrs Juventus


sometimes i just wanna rant and do tik toks or even on here but i cant bare the thought of someone iknow coming across my shit lol… i already have my page on watch & don’t wanna make it worse


Everybody taxes hitting let me txt my friends Nd tell them wat I want for my bday


p*ssy talented, it do somersaults (and lots of other cool stuff!)


acting our age is disrespectful to haitian parents


not the acid nigga tellin me i need apetamin


I just want y’all know them gyal like real hot gyal thing and even when me and my friends think a swimsuit real skimpy it does be the first to sell out, love to see it


Well over to The Chase now whilst recoding HOG. Don't do this much but it you like #pointless books you can always try mine


Still got spots available in my wild groupsnap! Who wants in?


Goodmorning 6 days before my birthday yeah! Ano kaya magandang Them para sa Balloon at Curtain.


I think #McDonaldTrump is going to win the election


people will see all you have going on, what you can do, talents, etc... and instead of saying “oh I need this person on my team” they say “oh ima use them”


hey mike you should play minecraft with dream, just saying


i never plan on taking a nap but the nap always takes me


I want cake and baileys


the fact u can’t cancel Custom Orders directly from ur account on @ManyVids is so lame.. I genuinely feel bad for how many times I have had to contact their Support Email to tell them another idiot male messed up their Order Form and needs to cancel & resubmit it


Thanks to everyone who’s followed me back, my old account only had 77 followers anyways and I’m up to 57 on here already, I’m grateful


No more choosing violence after today I promise


Had Barca winning on 5 different bets smmhh


nothing makes me happier than seeing all the racist people who have blocked me bc of what i post. “5 comments” yet when i open the post NOT A SINGLE COMMENT. bye babe


GUILTY.. NOW MAY HE GET TOOKEN CARE OF INNA I SIDE


Heart rate monitor rdy for scary games


By this time tomorrow my capstone film that I've spent an entire school year working on with my friend will be done. Seeing the renders and music I made for it come together tonight is so cool


Hey Joe, How’s that UNITY project coming along?


babyface ray is the greatest Detroit rapper ever argue your mamma about it


Wanna kill my niggas but I really wanna hear from em


Awesome! Enjoy your FREE 3 GB FOR ALL SITES & APPS + Unli Allnet Calls & Texts for 1 day from your SIM Registration. Uy karun rako kakita na ma expire na


A woman could control a man so easy but some women head just hard


Addicted to this cash I’m like tony it’s just me


Really hope my mom cooked


we will meet actor sehun and variety star sehun at the same time


Anyone going to psg tomorrow? I think I’m gonna try pulling out a new character


my 900 days w the boyz, got7, loona and iz*one today


i be wanting to delete the thread but i like to go back and look at where i made myself look like a clown


gmorning pips, hope you’re doing great day by day and be productive


When your Bestfriend ask you to make her a Birthday dinner knowing I’m lazy anything for her tho


Okay spoiler clip and then skz


HOLY FUCK SAUL GOODMAN IN SHE HULK?!??


Hoopers give me SNITCH vibes


After a month of being back on Hinge with zero matches, I am reminded why my relationship history consists almost entirely of ‘people I ignored very early red flags about’, because gosh is putting yourself out there emotionally exhausting. Gotta keep trying though


ion want no friends like that.


i was a really good student in high school and so far in every semester of college i have finished with a C in at least one class. this semester is different. i dont have a C, i have two Ds though


Throwing that ass back


i jus wanna lay up n watch anime


Today I got two free pairs of shoes, a hat and a car seat canopy and all I had to pay was shipping.


simeez should’ve won against lee jung but okay


Anyways who’s trying to smoke with me before prison sentences are increased by 300%


My little brother is my biggest blessing


It’s Finna Be Challenging Cause Now I’m Finna Have Multiple Patients But I Got This


2001, Hurricane Erin 150 degree turn back into the Atlantic


I comeback to see my friends and guess what they doing....getting dick or at Walmart so I’m finna go right back home


SMILE FLOWER FOR TODAY’S CON?!?! LUCKY NEWARK CARATS


I swear I have the same routine everyday


7 time league mvp and still not elected to the hall of fame


I can’t believe there are people in this world who can hear about yet ANOTHER mass shooting happening and their first instinct is to go online and DEFEND guns????


Sweet and salty flavor combo is unmatched.


Neither one of these hoes answering


I should start making videos of me doing my hair


Holy shit I start my r side sleeve Thursday


Let me start watching Wentworth


Expensive taste my clothes foreign I be drippin like a fountain


sending all my love for a speedy recovery for joong


paramore and fall out boy will always bring up so much childhood memories w/ my siblings


Aww y’all little sub tweets to each other real cute


Got Price of Fame on repeat. I literally love this song


He sat and watched me play Dragon Quest


it shouldn’t take a text from me to speak your truth


CNN already trying to make sure Trump doesnt get elected if he runs in 2024 is honestly hilarious


Lord please protect my family and loved ones


when I get these lil tiddys done I’m getting them pierced


I miss the Rich Gang era


Shower sex to start the day


If I’m being honest I’m really the best of both my parents. They did good


srsly bruno?!


Baby fever outta control


gotta find every little thing i do wrong lmao


To viciado em Hay day


yelena, it’s me, it’s mama”


helloo sono vivaa, come statee?


After today it’s a wrap for the parties for my kids , trips only from here on out


It’s official. I’m going back to school. I’m getting my bachelors in Psychology.


I dont think thats how it works.


He need help he can barely feed hisself she told me “help this nigga barely feedin me”


i got an alliance chieftan in elite and have since made 50 million credits in 4 days cuz i can take on better missions now


im so fucking ready for january and 2021 in general


3 upcoming events in February stay tuned


Day 7 of tweeting @pulte twice a day till he sends me $5127.95 and changes my life forever


I wonder if we will ever get another Jamie Foxx album


Ohhhkay @user and @umichwbball with the HUGE win over Tennessee! Sweet 16 here they come, heavy


Big up to the music teacher who gave my kid a kazoo today.


I was just thinking if ever one of back up dancer of a group can be an idol then last night I saw one I'm amaze


Today am planning to cook chicken teriyaki and some steamed veggies to go with it. Heres to wish me I will do it and not stray from the plan


Hot people listen to the Weeknd!


7ase r7 amot el laile mm ktr ma bket w enqhrt


Why can’t we put items on all seats


Have any other voice actors seen a rise in emails from AI-driven text-to-speech companies? Gotten 3 in the last week asking if I would like to help them put me out of business.


Just saw an episode of #Pointless where the question was "Name a 2020 F1 driver". (only main 20 drivers, no replacements) 100 people get 100 seconds to name as many as they can - 3 drivers were named by 0 people. Which driver would you guess?


Chile, I been having a ball on Tinder yall the mens is fineeee


Lol. God is too much. Thank you.


it's still early in the season so don't panic


Holiday for Halloween Booked


So Sage Steele gets suspended from ESPN, but Stephen A. didn't for outright racism against Ohtani & Asians. They're both ignorant Republicans, only Sage was dumb enough to say it on air I guess


I want Denzel to be fat…


There may be a Mets contingent on the Braves ground crew


Thinking about doing a big effing Giveaway in January


2020 made me & broke me


luv me more den all dese niggas put together


Got my chick fil a for lunch


Damn I might pick up E-5 soon


August will be here before I know it ... Time to book a flight


CDC just announced knowing is none of the battle


I really wanna go running today but it’s colder than 6 hoes huddled on sprag street outside


Someone told me today to keep being me will do


Welp i caught up to black clover, finished 3 season of denmachi, now its time to go into the full 4th season of haikyu, goodbye social media


Very much approve of the @societyforepi decision to postpone #SER2020 for two reasons: (1) It's practical and safe (2) This year's meeting will overlap with my bday


my part time giving me a Christmas bonus


One million views in 30 days on #tiktok


No worries.....


Sup, You can do it~~~ Next week is going to be amazing!!! Goodbye Beautiful~


Bro it just hit me that I’m officially a senior I need to start looking into colleges someday help I’m stressin bruh


Trevor suppose to be my slave bitch today and he is still fucking sleeping!! I’m bout to beat his ass


I'm foaming at the mouth to release the TanStack Router alpha. I desperately need it for @user But yeah... you just keep believing I'm building it all for you


Does anyone else think it's insane that the US is still trying to do a census in the middle of a global pandemic?


So ready for next weeek


If anyone wants a feelgood, wholesome easy-watch show, I throughly recommend Modern Love on amazon prime. Two episodes in and I feel so fulfilled and


crab boil for me & ava.


Today was supposed to be our flight to CDO for @user birthday celeb but we cancelled bc of this pandemic


#PUBGkajawabDuo @ImranKhanPTI ....The youth is waiting. We want to know your answers; is pubg a game to be banned? We are together and justice needs to be prevailed. #pubgunban GAMING IS NOT A CRIME


Feeling fuh something new yes


Ngl the amount of times i've jeanluc shippers r speaking up on the tl... don't get too brave yall ahaha


at least my city is getting some recognition #BTSinRotterdam bc Rotterdam is awesome


a nice little personal pan pizza from Pizza Hut would do me justice right now


And just like that the fire is lit for Miami


i wonder how it feels like to have a symmetrical face


I use to think she was a trophy now she’s not even a medal


I look like a chipmunk


To my fellow ppl who are deeply emotional and are perceived as too sensitive by others: do you realize how beautiful it is to feel different emotions so intensely and view the world so vividly??? Embrace it!


Haaaaaaappy birthday @user


Imagine working 9-5 thinking you have freedom


comando x always hits


Order or cook


I started out learning Japanese by starting with the alphabet, but now that I know to speak better, I forgot what the letters are individually.


I will never go to the gym during 5-6 ever again


trimming clips on vn is so obnoxious


Glad to see the back of Michael Masi


Stephen Miller has Covid-19


I think I’m the only person who has yet to receive any money from the gov, stimulus or unemployment. And I don’t think I’m receiving any either


for every picture i don’t upload, you bitches getting shitted on


We're doing another giveaway. I hope to see ya there... bring your friends ill bring the snacks


who gonna tell me what danny tweeted


I love being evil


actually i’ll sit december out this year you all go on without me


How does one celebrate their first paper rejection?


Legal or illegal, Just try escape poverty


So since march madness was canceled... are we having a may madness?? CAUSE I WENT A WHOLE 2 MONTHS WITHOUT BASKETBALL I'M NOT ALLOWING A THIRD!


So many meals I didn’t know were considered struggle meals until Twitter


Julian has me way too spoiled.. he fills up the Jeep with gas every week & says “here’s your weekly gas”


If Argentina wins the World Cup next year and PSG wins the League plus a domestic cup, BallonDor no 8 for Messi


so uhh turns out,, fnaf vr is really scary :D unfortunately i do not have the emotional strength to play it rn lmao but i have another vid instead in the works so ! look forward to that!! i genuinely tried like three times i just couldnt get past the title screen sorry folks


wanna shoot my shot again but at the same time i don’t


Okay the TikTok is done


it’s been a few weeks since that one screenshot of songs u tweeted and u haven’t said anything since @user proud of u


I’m looking at some of the art from the Gargoyles comic & it got me thinking @user would be awesome to draw some Gargoyles, but then I also thought it would be cool to have a Hellboy/Gargoyles crossover @user @artofmmignola with Matt drawing it of course


That’s fucminf embarrassing


pin my pinned tweet fans i love y'all


Solana NFT literally doesn’t care about this bear market


Ever had your arm drown??


Shorty look like fluffy Minaj


Mason mount to strike this free kick.


No stream tonight, got some other stuff I’m working on and I’m not home


lemme hear your little wet cock noises


Let’s see how this second dose treats me


Maybe a stab in my back would hurt less


My cr moots, please don't unfollow me. I'm still gonna talk about classic rock, but right now I have a important job to do


Someone convince my mom to let me go to Texas


Biden has been so bad that I think Hillary will still have a chance


The randoms on rank are ass backwards today ugh


I’m On Some Diff


You ever see someone you use too deal with an all the good memories come rushin in an you get a lil sad cause you don’t talk too the person no more do too unfortunate circumstances


went to go look for cars just to find out the one i wanted got sold on saturday


Drop your habdles we follow you


going to sleep for real this time night besties


When y’all potnas do outta pocket shit y’all just pat them on the back and ignore it or you tell them the truth?


It's days like this that males me miss sloth and el Inservible a lil more


a kid at the daycare thinks jake in the back of my phone is my boyfriend i won


LRT Excuse me as I drool over Kei drawn by Amano-sensei


I need to stop watching sad tik toks in public because I’m crying in front of the NHB now


A large group of Trump supporters gathered together during a pandemic, you say? And he will be there too? Interesting...


Lrt that’s going on me


i just love putting EN streams on bgm because i can multitask without problem


my mom is making fried mojarra


My cat keeps getting out and going under my house. And now I’m scared she won’t come back in


Sent my boo $100 because dating them cost money. Dating a sex worker doesn’t mean you don’t have to pay.


Homens brigando


Let her Grind bro, She will Hit you back Gangsta


Watching @Channel4 #ItsASin - powerful series - in absolute tears


Thurman Thomas, ever step I take is footwork! @RickRoss


I was born to do this shit


I want someone to explain astrology to me


Why ain’t nobody treat me to dinner today! Wow


I can’t wait to make peoples’ gums bleed


Interacting with incompetent adults all day is so exhausting


Haseo you can’t like my tweet about marriage and not marry me that’s not how it works


It’s 87° and the humidity is 39% PRAISE GOD!! Keep this up I might be able to get a silk press soon


Bank account is looking really healthy


ONE TOFFEE NUT LATTE PLEASE!


junie got me watching boss baby he on some riley shit rn


Summer Walker x wasted


It’s screwed up that you can have borderline personality disorder and bipolar disorder or schizoaffective disorder and borderline personality disorder


thats copy right soon


Be honest, you could probably be drinking more water


I hope Denmark has a blast tonight


Election night makes me so nervous


my ps4 should be here tomorrow


Actually mubeat app is more friendly than others


My job removed me from the schedule and same day I booked 3 job interviews at high end bars lol. What did they think? ima spend those days off you gave me looking for something better keep me off your roster lol


Looking for fun with #shemale #sissy #cumshot #trans #ts #porn #hot #nsfw #date #cum #ass #tgirls DM open for you


I can't deal with a positive @user on the Footballistically Arsenal podcast.


Pain shapes a woman into a warrior


Being black in any place in this world mean not to react when we are getting hurt, agressed, insulted and so. Always called to be "calm and endure" The moment we decide to react we are categorized as rebellious, dangerous or threatening. Fuck all this shit.


currently trying not to freak tf out while calming sipping my silly little iced coffee


@ the woman who was yelling at her cheating partner outside of my house earlier, I hope you left his unfaithful ass


saw someone giving away new parasol for cc loafers im done


I can't wait for my new @user claw socks to come in the mail! Only claw socks we buy in this house


Y’all gotta follow me on Ig and I need to update my close friends cause yea it’s lit all weekend


sofaygo do not be engineering his music for earphones


although floor seats sound amazing, im short and i cannot imagine try to see over ppl the entire concert. just a punch of cellphones and fan signs


Berrettini should be home and dry after breaking Monfils twice to take a 3-0 lead in the 5th set. Interesting tie


you do mfs how they do you & issa problem now.


is the entire millionaire detective anime on YouTube


Okay headache


I see your lips moving


At the office today, I went to check on a friend and he wasn't on sit, so I left a message on his system but didn't put my name. Some time later, he messaged me on teams and said 'na only you wey I sabi go type for pidgin and still use punctuation'. I cackled


Thinkin about streaming Watchdogs, Whos down for that?


Had to block somebody cause they looked like splice. This really hurt me cause she had a fatty


I’m grippin this bible so mfing tight praying I fucc sum tonite


I could be with my ex, with your ex, your brother, your sneaky link…. Y’all will never know


The group started to grow a bit quick. In order to maintain standards, we needed to look at ways to manage the basics remotely. Today we’ve launched @SlackHQ across all brands and for all team members. Crazy we’ve got this far on WhatsApp


This Trippy bunny claim isn't working


So I played assassin's for 4 hours and it didn't save


Change topic si ate ghorl hahahahahaha ok noted lets not talk about it haha my bad


Always remember, how a person treats you is a reflection of they interest in you.


my county is in central time so there’s still another 30 minutes left


20 I vote #LeftandRight as #TheMusicVideo of the year at the 2022 People’s Choice Awards (#PCAs).


Pooh Shiesty is only 19 years old


praying each and everyday that angel dust doesn't follow/find this account


my baby girl ain’t home and all i want to do is devour her


After so much overthinking and delaying , finally going for a solo trip. Let's see how the experience will be


Thank you Jesus!! @user I've been praying hard today.


Manifesting … my next move , my family , my love life …. Everything


Restaurant coworker was trying to get me to a night of beyond to see CloZee but Illenium put her on the Ember Shores lineup so it’s fucking LIT. CloZee in Cancun


Am liking Lawrence he's a digger


To my haters keep sucking cause ima cum


Haven’t seen Eovaldi get hit like this in a looooooong time


Working out really doesn't give me energy ..but ill keep doing it


In any other year I’d wager that America would bin the deflated basketball (my sons nickname for Trump), but as it’s 2020 and everything is on fire, all bets are off. Good luck, US friends


19 days till I'm 21


Don't make a mess of yourself on twitter all in the name of socialising.. Keep your cool, it's better that way.


Invest in Quality! Inspired by @user 1. Yourself - most important 2. $JNJ 3. $O 4. $MMM 5. $MSFT Add yours below


The gworls are bored tonight...Ya'll don't worry... just get ready for work tomorrow, ok?


TL asleep?? How would you actually feel or react if your boyfriend or girlfriend surprises you with a tattoo of your name?


Someone just posted a salad with hella granola on it and I’m just not sure


I’m so tired of sleeping & taking naps


I'm not going to add anything because I don't feel like fighting with anyone. Today feels like a good day. I even told my neighbors to HAVE A GOOD NIGHT and if you know me, I *never* do that.


I JUST REMEMBERED THE AU I MADE I NEED TO FINISH THAT!!! Of course it's a promptis au


ohhhh baby, I told that’s a lie.. cause I don’t wanna hear no bullshit story bout my mannnn


Im 20 my back should not be hurting


Dafro & Echo Deep - Ice Cream Truck.


When I think about it… I love the chiefs and raiders but there in the same league there essentially rivals. This is problematic.


Got my niece babyyyyy!


I think i shld jst pretend like idk anyone !!


Que ricoo churrossssss


Ima manifest this mf back in my life watch. We stuck together 4L stink


Stop losing yo mind ova mfkas that don’t mind losing you


“me as a baby vs. me now” y’all just have baby pics of urself sitting in ur camera roll ???


when deano left i was begging them to sign brice samba but they went for aaron fucking ramsdale instead. tonight samba saved 3 pens and knocked us out


Love me a good colombian breakfast


Gonna take a bomb ass nap


lmao anyways


“if she’s old enough to bleed she’s old enough to breed” i’m literally sick. i myself was NINE when i started. secondly if you need to talk about what’s considered “old enough” you’re already sick. tell me you don’t get women to talk to you. send them straight to jail


Shill me your hottest #NFT art.


when in doubt, always go to hibachi hungry


how do i make not dog shit graphics for bangs week


Happy 2's Day, everyone! I mean: Tuesday, 2-22-22


I could sing better when i was on opiates


wkxjdmdnkd now i feel bad for not catching up with sanha's live :< he played baek's my love


Does anyone have paramount plus


That white sauce >>>>>>>> Whew


Wendy’s pineapple mango lemonade 10/10


i hate the hot but then i love going into pools, dressing in shorts, and crop tops


Vuelve Tommy Shelby


I haven’t got an advent calendar yet!


The amount of money Cartier paid for me to see their twitter ad every second I’m on twitter is astonishing. Ok ok you got me Cartier!!! Ariel will pick out something to buy me asap! Cc Ariel!!


#TeamSeas we need more people like @MrBeast and also I would love to interview you for my #mentalhealth podcast


I was a hero last night in the nightclub toilets with my mints


Fuck wrong w/ me?!


happy birthdaaaaay indyyyyyy @user sehat sehattt


Gdnight hyung..


can anyone add me to a ghosts gc


Win lose Tie UNITED Till


FoodNetwork: xoKatie26xo Enjoy, Katie!


Me to me : Go to sleep and wake up early to study I know that will never happen but i just joking with my self just like dude i’m clown


Vegas tomorrow? Yeah definitely


bebe rexha? more like bebe FLEXA


He wanna fuck me when I’m blonde


A crispy white tee will do it


Can someone tell me what the fuck is a shopkins


This is what I dnt like o. Gotta delete that now cos I hate unnecessary mentions


Kinda sickened at how much my last abuser fucks with my head two fucking years later LOL. why the fuck do men like that exist. Why the fuck do PEOPLE like that exist. Gross.


I like solutions not problems


Done drinking till my birthday frfr it’s official


I got designer for days but it’s something about them go crazy for Jordan 1s


Anyone else making a list of celebration store wants? And back ups in case the things you love sells out


Getting my money with my buddy’s


when she calls you „it“ because you are no more than a object for her to use whenever she wants


just hitting me rn that the lyrics to ‘Maggie May’ by Rod Stewart, and the plot line to ‘A Teacher’ on FX....... same


I look great and I just wanna be appreciated


why do female celebrities go and get surgeries like liposuction and BBL’s and then post up in a gym like we’re supposed to believe they actually lost all that weight within 2-3 weeks?


'Long story' is short for 'ion wanna talk about it'.


The Seattle Seahawks should convert Tre Flowers to a safety


$LGBS the good news is there's only 3 more days for the news


I bought & tried out Hypercharge last night, that action figure shooter that keeps getting posted about and uh... ...yeah there's no way this game is only $15 go buy this shit RIGHT NOW


Excess love


It's only been a couple of hours but buying a dehumidifier has changed my life already. I'll finally be able to work longer periods of time without feeling like I'm suffocating.


botox went good today:) treated myself to chipotle


Wow. I just realized Andrew Tate's dad is Emory Tate, legendary chess IM.


I feel so bad for Gracie


Just woke up and the first thing I saw is those ssw protect tweets


Today is gonna be a good day and nothing can stop me


finally off work ain’t even make that much


I promise you gon love it... I’ll be worth the chase


If this party Im throwing is this expensive I can’t imagine freyas quince


The days going by slower, Shit getting harder I hope ya can keep up !!


I hate the “Hey girl” approach


Yes, when I find typos, I delete and repost! Darn Twitter with no edit button


Thrilled that I will be flying through noted hell airport Pearson the day after the government lifts the vaccine requirement for domestic flights


Is Hyunjin going to be participating in Stray Kids next comeback? JYP: We are still working things out blah blah blah It was a yes or no question


Well, time to read and like three hundred of the same tweet again


Friend obsessed with saying dead Fred and I can’t stop thinking about newt getting infected


2 semesters & I still haven’t made any friends


That cuppy’s tiktok is just beautiful sha


I want to see the Bulls win tonight but I still want to see King Kyrie have a great game. The conflict lol


pagi semuaa! have a great day!


Noooo disrespect to any foreign people but why do they cars always stink


Having lunch by yourself is a vibe.


I just want the optical fiber


feeling a lil defeated


goodbye 110 test items, i'll repeat my work again starting from the beginning


Does scented trash bags make anyone sneeze


Sitting here in the waiting room of my little ones therapist and this nasty person next to me keeps snuffing up their snot and making the grossest noises.


after 4 ER & 2 urgent care visits, i was finally diagnosed with the reason why i’ve been feeling so much pain the last two months this past weekend. excuse me as i cry bcuz i can now begin my healing process in peace


december 1 ♡ ::


What a day so far. Went to check into our new hotel & they wanted to charge us a ridiculous fee for my animals! Last night I remembered my cousin told me about WWOOF so I signed up & found a farm in Central MD to live & work on until our skoolie is ready! Hoping this works out!


Kaylin has been EXTRA attached to me the past week I think she knows it’s almost time for baby brother to come out


What you about to do? “Means put ya shit on and leave”


Final and last exam battle for this sem, let's gooo!


Hopefully I get induced way before Good Friday and Easter


I really hate moving… it is legit the worst shit ever.


1st Wednesday’s tm


i'm thinking bout making some chili or some taco soup before the week out


Ron said let catch these flights I been ready to call the fuck out


I’m not moving out the way for NO white man. Go around


Been laid up all day watching lifetime...


Rico spoiled the heck outta me this christmas and i am so grateful for him


Apple needs to hurry up and ship my shit


idk if it’s bc idk anything abt clc but i don’t really care too much for y*jin either


World wide dats my chiraq block


Not me catching Covid after coming back from vacation


Gut Feelings Are Definitely Guardian Angels


Gimenez injured again a Newcastle transfer is awaiting for you


On Earth as IT IS in Heaven…


One thing u don’t do is talk shit about my cousin cuz I will come for your ass idgaf who u are


Get Captain Ds delivered to your doorstep today!


All I want for Christmas is Rayllum.


secured ticket for stay with bench cutie


THATS A VERY GEORGE VIDEO


I’m actually gonna clean my room


Construction during peak hour…you got to be kidding me


THIGHS


Any other moms feel straight disrespected when you breastfeed your child sometimes? My kid literally pulls my bra down himself. So impatient.


I don’t wish you bad, I just hope you think of me when you listen to your favorite songs


why did my grandpa just call me his grandson by accident and why did that make me happy


People be lucky but if I was home receiving unemployment funds I’d forsure be fat


George Floyd's daughter said "Daddy changed the world"


More froth from #see again today, up 3.5% to £0.116. Rampers talking anything between £0.15 and £2.50 before the end of the week. Might nip up the stoploss tomorrow.


I just love dess & jayda


I'm near 53 now and this is by far the best Liverpool team I've ever seen........ absolutely fucking unbelievable week after week! Let's see what the next few weeks bring


2 of my favorite podcasts have patreons that have so much exclusive content and I LOVE IT


It is so cute how Luka puts his paw in my hand to watch TV with me and cuddle in. It is very adorable.


Thinking about how strong that girl was in Yona of the Dawn who was basically told she was to ugly to be human trafficked


“Poilievre personally holds investment in Bitcoin as he promotes crypto to Canadians “. “El Salvador’s President Went All In on Bitcoin. Then It Tanked.”


fake love, real hate, i dont know which one worst to me


I payed me and my sister phones last week. My phone bill is only $30 a month now


OK, who else needs to learn not to overdo a free audit/consultation for a potential client?


#ZindagiMereGharAana Presently is too sadistic @StarPlus Wish to see some smiles there, Ik its the plot but still and please more of Main lead he looks like visiting faculty


quanto bello fece


Iont curr if I take 20 years but they gone die for certain


what if i just stay priv forever bc i constantly feel anxious on twt and it just makes me want to cry


Watchin' a nigga, can't figure me out, like, bitch, go get the bag


hope one day i wake up with a zayn and lauren jauregui collab news


Pioli focus on the league o. Give yaself brain.


But imagine if our government dictated how many children you're legally allowed to have


Hello this is the future! Just kidding I'm still in the same time.


man it's so nice out that i cant possibly do anything productive today.


Bouta make steak, mashed potatoes and asparagus for dinner


Sending a big Thank You to @user @user @jujuboston & @ThorgyThor for all the amazing work they did on #Dragnificent!! You brought me so much joy during this crazy time, and I’m so grateful for the love and compassion you put out into the world


How special are work mums btw. Absolute diamonds


Fingers crossed, update to windows 11 in-progress


6yrs with SF9. It has been a wild ride watching them grow and getting to see the fandom grow every comeback. I remember back at the first kcon I ever went to in 2017 when I was trying to get people I was waiting in lines with to check out this amazing rookie group lmao


Not me jamming to our national songs at 2 am instead of getting work done


Few bookings to look forward too when restrictions are lifted. Can’t wait to do what I do best


My lungs being ruined by covid kinda makes me sad but I’m gonna try not to think about it


it’s a real bad time to have allergies


Don’t Get Me Wrong I’m Still Getting Money


I was trapped in the box, I had to break out. But this time careful on the streets


it's 4 in the morning, I wanna sleep but I also wanna eat chip. but I'm too tired to eat chip so I just lay here


…bout to get back to a song a day


When we finally decide to have a girlfriend, may she be a rich one. Amen


new pfp soon


Don’t ask me why I’m so quite in person ask yourself why you ain’t start a conversation


Can Bayern stop


jayda look better than all these girls lil baby smashing and that what makes it so bad


They said “weird must have been on sale this year” and I must agree


Ladies Talk A lot, Only When They Feel Comfortable Around You


Can we get @user back on television? Please and thank you


Somebody said yosohn had just left the dice game lmaoooo im CRYINNNN


CORPSE JESTER pls win this time sir


Thank you for the love and prayers!


I really lost my childhood best friend….. shit not real


Y’all could’ve just stayed home and forfeited this game and saved yourselves the EMBARRASSMENT! Defense is trash. You run the same plays on offense, so everyone knows what you’re going to do. Nothing has changed here. Unbelievable!


Ahhh todays the day ;) been keeping lowkey for a while


Dear @SUBWAY why do I have to get charged for a full price sandwich if I only want a 6in Italian Herb and Cheese roll????


Today's stream was out of this world, I never expected today, thank you to everyone that came to watch and stayed from @user and flynnkins Raid's. I sent the love over to @user Thank you to @user Ian and @user for the subs and bits


ah i miss bts


Rebecca Reed is the only sensible Leftie on @GBNEWS @danwootton show. She has grown on me and worst of all I sometimes agree with her.


Watching @Benfogle #NewLivesInTheWild - all I can think is ‘I wonder if I could take over from Jake when it becomes too much for him?’


the a/c has gone out in the house for the second time this summer


Adults swear you remember people you met as a baby, like bro I was 4 months old


Single me is definitely different from taken me but fvck it tho


Baldwin with more heroics


Iont take l’s I smoke them mf’s.


I Membe


Love overpowers All


#KroenkeOut is trending


You have been “invited not to apply” - how Orwellian is that ?


I should be resting in quarantine but instead I’m busting my ass to pay my bills


Bad Gyal if you can’t take my attitude move tf on


i was antiwlr don’t forget me


Never any pressure or any ill feelings towards anyone & dats on my momma hoe


some of y’all tweets make no typa sense.. who taught y’all English?


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$FB the winner wins ;)


End fast: today is the day I'm supposed to end my fast. I have now officially fasted for 4 weeks I have lost a total of 28lbs. I went from 216lbs to 188lbs officially today. Now some things I wanna say


Anyone else get constant ads for Fetal Bovine Serum? You make one order from sigma and they think they have you all figured out


Did you know granite contains many minerals? Quartz and feldspar are just two it's composed of.


A goal that isn’t written down is just a wish Here are my 2023 writing goals - 1 article per week, 52 articles in 2023 - extend to 1 new platform (just @Medium right now) - average 200 views per article (83% increase from 2022 avg) Would love to have you along for the ride


Idk how to date. Can we just skip to holding hands ? That’s what I really want


#0325_YouMakeSKZStay Idk i just love everything about Stray Kids


My former sister-in-law, an @user was just named ISS Space Environments Manager!!!!!! I would say who, but you know, we don’t do that


Chic fil a really haven’t been hitting like they suppose to


Vida solo una so ima be childish fuck yall


About to join everyone else and sit on the steps


Better cancel that Leeds top I ordered of AliExpress


Waitttt I can’t retweet stuff anymore


how does one become funny? asking for a friend


dont think i can buy irl tickets haha but at least maybe i can buy the online concert


CMo must want a ole lady, all these tender tweets


I don’t have any finals to take wish me luck


i keep writing out tweets and sending them to the drafts bc i feel like im being annoying i just-


I need a mini telfar bag in every color


mothers never get a break


I love drink everyday.,


When you angry or mad or ready to spazzing… besides smoking , what do you do? Lol and be honest


Wow rip miss bailey hearing that just ruined my day


Good to see you on twitter, the Great Austino @user


Guess I’m going to the Sagrada Familia again


Accepting the fact that I’m just small af and that’s how it’s always gonna be. And nobody can make me feel bad about


Will someone please do pub trivia/radio bingo with me. You need friends to do it


Not the entire middle section of my pre-lit Xmas tree NOT lighting up


If only this 20% would fall out the sky


don’t forget to wear your socks to bed


Life is a ride, I take the front seat Let The Most High drive, He can't go wrongly


some of y’all don’t even need a broom to sweep. Just use yo eyelashes


People only support you when you up, not when you coming up


today I told the whole class that Pisces men were the spawn of Satan and literally THE ONLY GUY in this class raised his hand and said he was a Pisces. sorry greg


//the word "homeowner" has the word "meow" in it. Good luck pronouncing it correctly from now on.


Mto green


dont be mean to my shotaro


Stop lying to people's children ati "I can live without you" when you were perfectly fine and healthy before you met them


Keep in mind : Amy Coney Barrett Forget that Right To Protest Is A First Amendment Freedom.


I want to go innnnn sometimes and tell someone they are being a dumb fuckhead making terrible decisions… but I’m too nice for that and I’d rather give positive feedback when I can instead


Cheap men, text me.


With this unfollow app when u unfollow and or block I'm glad I can return the favor


come sit on my lap


friends my cousin is selling girl scout cookies & im having them sent to florida so send me your orders & ill happily deliver them to you


Shoulda looked outside before I placed this order


Imma throw that hood up


To my surprise, my mom didn't ask who I voted for president, but asked what I voted on Amendment 2. Her response started with "This is the problem with you young people..."


You ain’t going to flex or stunt on any bitch


Hopefully my aunt is going to fill up OUR car cuz the tank gettin kinda low


Join us for the two games last weekend in the @TennentsLager Men's Premiership as @user host @user and @user face off against @user


it’s my turn to have the rona


This asshole got me a Steelers beanie and I'm stoked to wear it tomorrow!


craving a swensons chicken sandwich, lowkey slept on


Idk what mua needs to hear this, but buy some damn disposable mascara wands. Ya nasty


Got me a new couch it's so comfy


I'm like 92.7% sure my friend Lauren is planning to overthrow the government


I’m too glad my last day is the 31st


Watching Astro’s debate about mint chocolate and having a debate about paan ice cream at home


Take me back to when the most consistent thing to do was returning pokes on Facebook.


i wanna try out digi arts but got no tab to do one, absolutely malding


It's 21 June 2021. The smell of BBQs is in the air as you stroll to your local wearing the outfit you’ve been saving. You walk in and your favourite song is on. Your mate hugs you at the bar – they’ve got the RedLeg libres in AND a garden table – it’s going to be a great night


wanna better myself and my future


I learned how to take my locs out


Adams laughing it off with Dennis there


Shanty lo music be lit


officially stopped smoking as of today and getting my ass in the gym twice a day. we back baby


It’s crazy that Ik the life I’m suppose to live but getting there is taking waaayyyy to long


I love this new trend of people sharing their old art. There’s a mentality that aged=bad but that’s not the case at all! Just because your skills have evolved doesn’t mean your older drawings are any less beautiful


Ray Ferraro: “The player in the bumper position is the most talented now” Finally *something* that explains Caufield being put there by Team USA...


Taking care of myself, my kids, my husbae (manifesting), and running my business….. ALL I have energy for


Went to 2 on site offices today and realized my fly was down after i got back to my office. I wonder how many people got a peek at my underwear today


Rashy our boy


Lataina finally stopped posting pregnancy pics n now we gotta do it all over again


Imposible no comprarme pantalonetas baby! Las amo


A morning facial sounds good right about now


Working on something big, So Motivated


i’m popping out all 2023 just watch


CMU alum twitter today


The #bringinkepa chant in this viewing center is top notch


Clover is the only celibate man in Lagos. Ask around.


my head boomin ' why must this be


I cannot lie, I LOVE BEING A FATHER


As Barcelona no quality dem no still gree make I chop bet na God go punish dem for Europa bastard team


Hi I added a lot of new moots and wanna get to know you guys better! So plz comment your name and something about urself!


Send my money slut and Daddy will buttfuck you into submission hard.


Rey give her the world , and give the world to the women who going be In our World


I got another mole. It’s on my shoulder


taking myself 2 the movies cause i deserve it


Lord help us! we trust in you


Y’all....@Wale gave us Sexy Lady on Tiny Desk.


I’m really not somebody who loves chocolate, but I’ve been OBSESSED with it lately


Top dawg to this puppy ass niggas


Today on my bday my cat got scared and jumped off the 2nd story window and my former PI almost saw me smoking a blunt.


I’m tired of us going off the list dammit, I wanna go home


If he wears Balenciaga


Usually i like to fuck but tonight we gon make love cause you bae


No section no me


Getting birria tacos


4-person Commission. Sketch progress: 2 person done, and two to go!


must resist the temptation to order from shakey's


My dad just got made at me for wearing makeup and forced me to take it off?


lrt... what if..... h..


Hiding your children for likes will always be a big no.


SMASH THOSE BROS OUT OF THE PARK SORA


Wow my friends are lame. National margarita day and nobody wanna drink? Tuhhh


1 step closer, i am sooooo excited!


One of my students told me they hated me today because I asked them to stop watching Netflix during class


The void in your heart after you finish a good anime


My girlfriend turns my blue makeshift into a purple spas


the littlest things annoy me so much


So excited, just bought a new bed set to put on the bed in the new place


It’s always the ugliest people who talk the most shit


I'm game developer and i developing a rhythm VR Game for Oculus Quest, how can i enter in touch with @Harmonix to talk about?


Today is my Friday. Tomorrow, Mexico for a Presidents Club trip


So many prayers being answered at one time. It’s overwhelming. God is so good.


I’m just an (enthusiastic) onlooker - but very excited at the decadal surveys support of orbiter for Uranus and lander(?!) for Enceladus!


Missing my uncles cooking so bad these days


Gotta get me a good workout in because it's Taco Tuesday


SHORT REPLIES AMP


xi4yun has that 1827 vibe truthfully so thank kinsen to get me into it


My wife and I just walked past each other and simultaneously grabbed each other’s butts


Yes I be screenshotting stories in the bubble to zoom in so they can’t get the gratification that I watched it


My cramps literally got me bout ready to scream


The girls are the best players on this baseball team and I think it’s so stinking cute


All you buying Rick owens, Balenciaga, Gucci, and Louis Vuitton you are all puppets in a master plan and you will be played like chess


Stop chasing & Attract


Moving out west soon


In middle of the day now baby I seem to think of only you


snap know damn well my pictures ain’t no “snapsterpieces” , so why gas me


#BTS2ndNo1onHot100 FIGHTING


Y’all I’m getting canceled


Facebook a funny place for people to comment on what should be done as a parent with out being a parent.


Everyone in India going bonkers about Sirajuddin Haqqani. If butcher of Gujrat, a designated terrorist can bcm pm of of presumably world's largest democracy, then why so confused? Ps Modi's ban from travel was lifted after he became pm ..


Literally like 90% of my clothes are black but I can’t get myself to order different colors because it just matches with everything


I’m off ona 4th and I get to see Abriana I’m bucked


Days really be 46% MyCareer 46% War Zone 8% HW/Class. Hate to see it


People are not the author of your story, God is.


small talk with a man is already hard enough in English but having to do it in Japanese is making my brain melt


craving pho this weekend


trying today more than I tried yesterday !!! #allformybabygirl


bryan stop making me feel disgusted to be associated with a show that means a lot to me i am begging you


Why can Alexa find my @user lights and pair with them, but the actual globe app cant?


ash saying that she didnt get taken by ice and then says shes in mexico is crazy


30 year mortgage rate 6.28%


So despite cancelling - musicmagpie posted everything and I'm now overdrawn because my petrol payment cleared Yay Go me I adult SO well


Liquor don’t taste thaaat good to be drinking it all day everyday


JJ is so handsome


Might gotta invest in a nice projector for the crib


MR CHAMPIOOONS


ian fixing bonds ian break , i fukk wit who fukk wit me .


Just delete the chat and act like it never happened bro/sis


BANGTAN CALLING JUNGKOOK THE “BOB ROSS OF BTS” IN THIS RUN EP AHAHABDJ EXACTLY


Everytime I see the final send off or think of it, feelings just well up inside holy hecc. Again, this feels like the biggest collab between games & the biggest celebration of video games we'll ever have. Thank you, Mr. Sakurai, team, & third parties for making it all happen!


I will keep fighting for my life until I become rich


Started arrested development and it’s comedy gold


Available draining ! Video calls etc get in my dms


Nigeria right now person no fit dream big again, nah heat go wake you up


di ko feel pumasok wtf this shit is bad


I'm running so far behind today, oops!


kira noir way i get aa i go eat


However you feel about me is always a reflection of you


Olives first live show she’ll attend is to see Thee Sacred Souls, wow I’m so excited for her


If I go out to eat , it HAS to be the only meal of the day bc I get too into it and think I gained 10 lbs


Let me get this shovel because I’m still going to hooters tonight


It’s funny, when you know you’re right but told you’re wrong...only to be proven right


Getting ready to press some tofu for our dinner tonight


I want some hot food i can’t deal with fast food nomo


Everyone's talking about some avocado person so I looked them up and oh wow. I'm actually kinda glad my ednos is currently restrictive. Poor guy.


As an East coaster I forget how freaking clean the green and gold A's jerseys are


I have exams, discussions and a doctor's appointment later but here I am


Definitely making a 2019 summer recap video because I was L I V I N G. Hi we want our freedom back, THANKS


Chalet


I fucking HATE flies bro


Middle of the day nap? Don’t mind if I do


Yo when the fuck did everyone get so Fucking sensitive


Dave, hope everyone enjoys tweeter jail.


i like a soft butt


I wanna get drunk and swallow somebody whole today


I’m salty I dyed my ginger wig


it’s really coming up on a year that me and shaun have been dating


There’s these pants I keep seeing everywhere they’re like these iridescent lime and I want them but have no idea where they’re from


Girls want alot so make sure ya pockets full before persuing one


I lose followers when I post on Instagram


Moon is beautiful today


I just want to be nasty….like excessively disgustingly just down right sinful


Today’s lecturer akamuhle shwele


skin still dry no matter how much I lotion


Birthday month has officially started


Why the fuk do u have 20 followers?


Miami end then tonight


I NEED A BANNER a clean one which matches with my pfp please do it for me


i thought i deleted this acc …


Working in retail really makes you hate people, how you gonna come & throw all the damn shirts that you just watched me fold.


Ouuu i cant wait


Woke up at 7am then slept again. Lmao


We are close to see the first closings to many states in votes.. know that it may or may not be the “official results “ praying for the best


Shoutout to all my new followers! Don’t be a stranger


I can’t do nothing today without my cat YELLING to want to go be outside. And all she be doing out there is eating grass!!!


Here is your sign to wipe… get off Twitter


Man United laughing at England team because they refuse to let Rashford and Sancho bottle another league cup


Think I’m about to plan a nice lil staycation


Feels like I haven’t had a good chest day in a while


my man that ain’t my man ain’t text me all day wasssup with that


It's always a good day to check the mail when there's a package waiting


You ever have too many typos in a tweet that you just end up deleting the whole thing and then you get mad


What is with the hookah hate?


Good luck to our U11 football team today as they enter their small schools football tournament.


my bf went to dutch bros and he said “i’m waiting for my girlfriend to tell me what i should get” and she goes “you don’t need her, you have me”


yeonbin and jinmin really out there having the prettiest lips


As soon as your vibe is off, I don’t wanna text anymore


just saw 2 black kids in the park playing with plastic water guns


We are so close to being back to living a normal life again THANK FUCK


don’t hmu im staying loyal to my crush


I’ve never had a surprise birthday party in my life...js


Demon demon, this ting wants all of my


oo this man checks on the boxes AND he 5'7


In my "day dreaming, exhausted, music is my life, nothing matters, stfu" era


Remind me why I'm still on twitter despite that Elon Musk fiasco?!


FITCOIN- How do we start something like this anon? train to earn


Bruh a shrimp and crab quesadilla


I’m gonna do what I gotta do to mint a couple @user when they launch


Marcus Rashford is scary man!!


Would anyone be interested in a blog post - my best Amazon purchases in 2021


What are yall locals gonna do, in a few years when Fan accounts don't stream the award shows??? Theres never gonna someone as good as qdeoks or btsaeso


Hanley again


Georgia loves! The vaccine will be available to individuals ages 16 and over starting Thursday!


My skin on my hands really crack more in the summer


And I still love Ari Lennox. A very unproblematic babe.


Some people just don't know what to talk abt and they ask u how ur life is going just to gossip abt u


I love Inayah! Best Thing gone forever be song at the top of my lungs


AY NOO JACK CULIAO


So then I just saw in my Lyft app I could get flying rewards on my rides. Why won’t @Delta give me credit for the past 3 years


Out of courtesy to your partner, before you create an IG Reel or TikTok, it’s important to tell them. Because they’ll be hearing that song on repeat over and over until you get it right.


Not me doing a panic attack for literally no reasons


I'm working late all this week and I post my story stuff as I play through them so, until I can really play the story again, I am going to prepare some sims to be wedding guests and share those. Some of them will be familiar faces from the community


dylas sleep, baby went to get food, im bored asf


Just.. keep.. swimming.. no matter how hard the waves hit. It’ll try to drown you.. swim harder.. and focus..


"Never waste a minute thinking about people you don't like." —Dwight D. Eisenhower Good thing I like everyone


I'am sad talk to me plzz


Im finna make some slaps lol


A nigga will really have you lookin stupid


#परोपकारी_स्वामीरामदेव. I support this trend


Imagine paying 200+ dollars on a virtual graduation


Too much work and homework to do, so no stream tonight. Should be able to stream every night for the rest of the week!


Fuck the rose petals, I wanna walk in the candle lit room lead by twenties n fifties


That feeling when you feel the preworkout kick in >>


he told me, he’ll always got me


Thinking back to when a guy said to me “you’d be sooo stunning if you were thinner” & annoyed I acted so calm and accepted it, like how fking rude


So hot that even going to the bathroom is a workout


My career bout to blast like bubbly


It’s so easy to say but not so easy to do


Are any of the people who read my tweets responsible for teaching and learning in their schools (or know someone who is) and would be willing for me to pick their brains pretty please?!


What NFT project has the strongest community? Is it alien frens? DeGods? Gutter Cats? OkayBears? CloneX? Let me know


choices in my life are simple. i think: “will this action or belief benefit the Great Satan?” if yes, I do not do it. It’s that easy


Indiana really do be like, yeah everyone can get the vaccine but we’re also lifting the mask mandate at the same time


The manipulation is at an all time high. Be careful


Use to drinking Hennessy but I need patron for this


How you do me dirty & then wanna come back around. It don’t work like that now beloved


I know i shouldn’t be upset that my man had girlfriends before me but it’s just sumn abt it that rubs me the wrong way


Who let my mom get TikTok


Someone DM me a some methods trying to pay off some debt right quick


Since most of us are currently WFH, anong klaseng engagements meron sa inyong respective offices? To cut the monotony? I need additional inputs hehe!


Once a Racist, always a Racist.


you know me, I'm vibin'


shout out to the Amtrak conductor only questioning if I belonged in business class


Your existence is important


The 1st touch assist from @B_Fernandes8


approx 1/3 of the dudes who put groceries in my car's trunk compliment my car - and my car is almost old enough to be their dad


I just want to ensure we, the people get a Summertime Shootout album this year @user Please & thank you.


Y’all my 13yo niece starts walking downstairs and goes “Man I wish we had tunnels” and I’m like ???? and she goes “Tunnels. You know, so I can just vent downstairs instead of walking” £{€~€~%{>{?_!?!£}€?! I’M LOSING MY MFING MIND


Do people even HEAR themselves lately? I genuinely wonder. Even my youngest son can see hypocrisy a mile away and he's ELEVEN. Proud for him but also sad becasue this world is full of hypocrisy. What will the world he grows up to live in look like


i’m gonna put a candy cane up my ass. i’m feeling festive


It’s about time they changed those old ATMs at chase


Imagine telling someone the player with the most home runs of all time will never be in the Hall of Fame…Smh


I'm putting my foot down 54321. tell to the hand blitz


Wtf lol I had that bitch in my cart and it sold out while I was in line


I'm now a week into NodeJS. This stuff is promising...


I have never feel so loved oh god


I wanna try hybrid lashes


Do I fight my urge to spam like tango’s insta. Or do I do it?


Without saying your age, say something a young person today wouldn’t understand.


there should be a word for half jean half short


The fact that I know I have crochet hooks in this house and can't find even one of them is infuriating me. I am gonna be so pissed if I go and buy one and then find mine right after


Tell your bitches you love them today.


Really missing lanc county fasnachts right now


Today's NBA DFS Injury News: Anthony Davis-Probable Draymond Green-Expected to play Harrison Barnes-Doubtful RJ Barrett-Questionable Derrick Rose-Questionable Mitchell Robinson-Questionable Gary Trent Jr-Questionable Norman Powell-TBD More


brodie is active tonight


New phone “who is this” okay @jsullivanmusic


I want my toes licked and sucked


Homemade vegan chilli is in the making


SUNSUNIE.


Just introduced my mom to @Lone she’s bummed she can’t Shazam Crush Mood


#BetterCallSaul Just amazing gripping fantastic...only 7 days to go until final episode....noooo


N ignoring us because he knows we’ll rip him apart for not social distancing


stop drop and roll


Brent faiyaz - Bluffin (slowed down )


I don’t wanna say I hate it, but I dislike texting so y’all please do not take it personal if I don’t respond


I told you, you better stay prayed up you never thought the universe be looking for revenge


free for sessions betas, message respectfully and say goodbye to your wallet.


i dead be forgetting to put my watch on as soon as i wake up... so many steps unaccounted for man


Just finished watching Hometown Horror, that was so creepy. Now im about to watch The Devil Made Me Do It followed by Hotel Paranormal. I may have some interesting dreams tonight


mashi‘s birthday in less than 16 hours


Flared track pants loading. Color way gone be sick


Tbh I wish I was someone's favorite boy


Not me binge watching the Twilight movies while I puke my guys out


HE IN JAILLLL WHOOP WHOOP


Please don’t check me out while you’re sitting next to your girlfriend


Good night everyone, back door 100mil soon


One thing about me: I'm going to adorn myself in oils and gold and be dripping gemstones


A young handsome nigga is going to bed rn


I’m due for one of them trips u record everything but who u with


i just told tahiem my deepest secret & this mf called me crazy


A Southampton win would make ne sleep better. I suffer from insomnia from time to time


Infinity ward really gonna save COD again


I opted in for a @FanDuel promo and didn’t read the fine print


got my mom into mitski too


Aww My sis is 21 today I remember when I was 21


someone be my birthmark


bring scare tactics & silent library back


YAY tried a new moisturiser and it broke me out


Phillips hardly plays a match all year Leeds relegated but he sits in the middle of the park for his nation


Le hise las trencitas a gime


FINALLY my clay came in! Now I can finish my rabbit necklace and work on two new necklaces this week


New twitter, new me


Ok lil thumper!! Meg knees been paying off for the kid


Eastern USA, will you please take your snowy weather back?! We don't have snow plows on the west coast, this is awful! I moved away from MN to get away from this white, cold fluff, take it back!


Hope everyone has a good day besides the ignorant and racist people in Carlsbad.


The fact that my boss supports me going to school


why are all journalists hot?


why do i keep getting rejected is it bc i have a kaeya pfp


I got nudes for sale.


My mom will strike up a conversation, I will contribute but she’ll ignore it so she can continue talking.


Putin has planned this Ukrainian invasion for YEARS! He is prepared for our feeble 'sanctions'! Good grief!


Is everyone else completely maxed out at work?


im going thru my followers and y’all mfs done made fake accounts to keep up with me I love it


Meanwhile the really smart PhD that I went to the museum with just texted me asking when I typically get off work


the president of france?


TFG would gladly let millions of Americans die in a civil war simply to avoid admitting defeat, and the GOP is enabling it.


Once they fix Cs not being able to layup over PGs and whites this game will be perfect


Why are there no bad bitches who know the entirety of Silent Hill lore in my area


This one of the worst performance ever..we were even lucky with the draw


I've been seeing this guy for a month, and finally went over to see his place... and his guinea pig bit me.


My 4yo: "Dad, I want to play Sonic Racing" Me: "Ok. Let me see.... Oh, you I have to pay for it. So no, there's no Sonic today." My 4yo: "Money?" Me: "Yes. It costs money." My 4yo: "Go work then!" Me: "You go to work!" My 4yo: "I'm a 4 year old" Me:


I hit your bitch twice, now she wanna give me a child.


"I finally found out what you needed from target....A LIFE"


Single people without kids where is Juneteenth being celebrated ?


Bruh it needs to be February 21st already


Ready for my #EastEnders! #EastEndersNewYears


Lewandowski is the 3rd top scorer in champions league history. I guess that’s a farmer’s league aswell then


they let city get Haaland.


I either respond .0002 seconds after someone texts me or forget all together there is no in between


Did billboard really ignore Taemin's new release? I see no tweets about it, but a couple of 1000 about b*s.


The #TrumpCult somehow believe both of these: 1- Democrats are the party of the detached and rich elite. 2- Democrats are the party of the unemployed welfare leaches. That confuses me, so I guess I can't join.


i wanna hang out with frens but im also drowning


This head cold sucks and it hurts to talk and to sing but it’s making my singing voice so low and deep and sexy damn maybe I SHOULD be recording vocals despite the agony


.@ArianaGrande love u the most


I know 420 is over but a bitch is still celebrating...


whenever i’m mad at my dad i sell some of the stuff he bought while he was manic


just sounded like the wolf that eats the grandma up DHMU


Be like me den some guy for Tanzania p3 we chop bet today


All these people quick to get they’re new cars from the beginning of tax season.. weeks later no jobs cuz this virus!


That thing a cat 4


Super general I don't want to speak on the issues


Anyways can someone please give me money via paypal so i can get an avatar tattoo


Autocorrect will make you look like a


I really want a body pillow but they're disproportionately women


How to negotiate a high tech salary A thread


Baby Ra went to the Chiropractor today!


I don get plenty Polo, time don reach to find girlfriend


I eat so horrible on bad mental health days


My patience is being tested a lot these days


Young nigga world, young nigga way


Abt to pee my pants if this line doesn’t start to move faster


this bitch getting on my nerves


I wanna be that kitty


New Tawna is v good


I love how my eyebrows shaped


Can someone treat me right so I can shut the fuck up honestly


3 Minutes Aint Ever Took This Long Dawg


Not me out lifting the men


$NEXCF doubled down! Potential growth or M&A!


My man can’t have no damn Twitter


DAMN I WANT A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA RN … 26 more days … ughhh


i have a headache behind my eyes rn


I should’ve bet today, I would’ve stamped


guys my birthday is coming i think you should buy me the power and reki nendoroids..


My period always makes me so tired and emotional so gonna take a nap before I cry. And eat everything in the house.