Dear insurance, I appreciate your concern about my using the emergency room twice in one day, but I didn't go for fun, nor do I appreciate calls educating me about when it's appropriate to go to the ER or not. My body was going into sepsis thanks to a ruptured ovarian cyst.


Good morning! I completed the bug portion of the museum in ACNH yesterday!


Begining of this year I got this weird idea to listen to a lot of Chipz music again and suddenly they are going viral and become tiktok famous. Like I saw them live when I was 8, how are people only learning about them bc of a viral video


Im one the best mfs to have employed, bosses do NOT see it that way… ever? lol. idk, but I def affect work environment moral in a positive manner (VERY) and its always felt when I depart… with that being said, @AAA_Travel @AAAnews count ur days…


Dear Universe, Surprise Me. Thank you thank you thank you. PS- I love receiving money


But today I lucked up! I got me a while bag


I turned up to my first session for rugby in 4 years and theyve asked me to play at the weekend


With all the fighting do you think the boys are even going to feel comfortable choosing they’re fav track? If they pick Thanxx bc they truly love the track DO NOT bash them! Please I’m begging you


Cause they dismissing that shit


Vietnamese food is top tier


The level of stressed out I was last night over this stupid ass paper... I could very well have thrown myself out of my window. I moved my schedule around though so now I can simply do a couple pages each day


Bitches won’t put up with my jokes but can put up with a Bum ass Babydaddy for years


I've been in worse positions before, I wont give up!


there you have it Mari, two of my friends


I wish ya’ll knew how deadass Scott really is


I’ve been thinking of doing another degree ALOT


Still thinking about those doughnuts from @KwikTrip


WESTSIDE CALI LIFE


Welp looks like I’m not going back to SD any time soon


I will try my best to represent my idol SRK as the biggest as he is


Ninshi i dont look crushable ma imbwa imwe!!


These ladies on #RealityTV with these ridiculously long, fake nails, holding them up & spread. Do any of them do any physical labor? Wash dishes, do laundry, cook, change diapers, weed gardens? Just wondering what their magic trick is #90DayFiance #MarriedAtFirstSight


Turkish music reaction videos :) it’s so amazing


Sahur day 18


As we dey try find small 2k, Make 10k wahala no meet us in Jesus name Amen


Mi seh if we eva mek we owna crpyto


Competing one last time in the Hawks today brought back all the feels. To do it with my brothers made it that much sweeter! Nebraska is a great place, but the people make it special


hoping for europe dates soon


Damn I’m clingy and annoying fr


Have you been unbanned in Madden 22 Ultimate Team yet?


Nala is always in the background of my Zoom calls, acting a fool. Then when I’m off, wants to take a nap


This user is exhausted and needs 500k.


I love how I can make two retweets and a post and get 15 notifications from it, you all are wonderful


Still selling 1 suenos ticket for the low so lmk


I’m asking “how crazy can you get” right after a new person texts me Bc man


yoongi go live right now please go live please please please


Selling some NFT's, anyone interest? DM


I’m really about to step for myself! Te’anna Gabriell the brand will be in full force 2023


Going ghost & letting you figure shit out on your own since you think you know everything


applying to something again....... wish me luck


thinking of changing ma layout...


I want to host a Final Fantasy trivia style game show on stream Saturday maybe? All would be welcome to join in chat ..just need to figure out how to make it work ideally


Told her put location on aux and she put Khalid


I'm convinced 90% of millionaires and celebrities in the industry do coke


IT MAY BE 1AM BUT I AM FINALLY AWAKE good evening


My daughta birthday up next


I ordered a meal for two but I’m the only one eating


We sure expect a lot from people trying to kill us


i see that kai got better at flirting in the peaches mv


Don’t play with Kentrell


Someone on tiktok called me a white bitch 3 times on a video with my face on it HOW DID THE FUCK UP 3 TIMES


Like, RT n Follow if you still holding #dogecoin


But I wanna turn up tomorrow


greater things coming ahead


Damn what boosie do


epiphany was my number one song for 2020..... says a lot thank god i streamed that more than ****


I’m way to clean to be tripping over a filthy bitch


Tik tok has me wanting too try some Teriyaki Salmon


Anyone keep getting the "Something went wrong, but don’t fret — let’s give it another shot" today on Twitter? Very random.


the way they cut off the best part in defenceless


I really want a lemon cake w icing


The referee in that Hertha Berlin game was a joke


*Alycia coming for girls that wear weave* *me FaceTiming Alycia with the QUICKNESS*


It’s a frisky Tuesday


I can't stand the "Happy" + days of the week...greeting. Tf is happy about a Monday? Tuesday, or Wednesday? Not a gd thing


I'm newbie ho plz S/O


Just watched Greenland on prime. Brilliant film highly recommend for anyone who's not seen it


Adams is super on the pitch Big clubs should keep an eye on him


I just made a big pint glass of rum and ice and coke (but with fresh raspberries in it too 'cause I'm fancy like that) to end my day. Somehow a "National holiday" always really just means more work the next day. How's all y'alls' Tuesday going?


i printed it out in school a deancas fic to read in class


So, what Texas hospital has Dan Patrick reported to work in, to help the Covid19 patients. Since he wants us to #DieForTheDow I’m sure he’s leading by example. Fuck him.


someone left a rose on top of my car


I literally have an Amazon package coming every day this week


Yeaaaa Ima Set QUAD On Fire


well i can finally check off “taking a cover photo for a magazine” off my bucket list


(lewd lmao) Denka bends over in the kitchen to get something and her tights rip open exposing her


I’m always ahead of the CDC with Covid shot doses


laying on my moms couch with strep throat while the pug barks at the television feeling quite lonely if I do say so myself


These edibles really work


I thiiiiink I’m gonna grow my natural hair out. I haven’t been blonde in years


i gotta friend from nebraska, watch how you talk to me .. oh & yea they black


Should I buy a powerful green laser??


Them tacos was good but spicy asl


Made an appointment at an urgent care and was still here for 3hrs


4/18 … what a special day


Rap Ten toes down i'll ride for my niggas


coheed is touring and panic at the disco is breaking up, it is a great day


now watch the teacher spend a month to correct the exam


Ready to seeeee this bonus 2morrow tho


Morning all, raining here again…


Toxic wrld


don’t EVER THINK IM BOTHERED BY A NIGGA they replaceable sis


The biggest joke of the month is President Joe Biden giving credit to GM CEO Mary Barra for “electrifying the entire auto industry.” adding GM was the leader in electric car sales. Actually, GM is not selling any electric car these days.


i aint polo i just cap a lot


goodmorning, ito na talaga.


No way Liverpool loose surely not


constantly checking my food stamp balance even though I know I don’t get paid until the 13th of every month


Tom Werner just wants to remake 80s/90s sitcoms this isn't what he signed up for


Avocado + Dave's bread=


A hot bubble bath mixed with Joao Gilbert's 'Amoroso' album playing in the background >>>>


Joey and Rachel again let’s goo


A Blessing In Disguise Forgetting To Change My #FPL Team This Week


Company might have a opening for me in SA


I need to fix my phone screen and I have no time smh


oh that's what u want huh? u should've told me


Why do I even fuss with this boy


Get you a Chevy she won’t let you down


Ooooo @dunkindonuts has cold foam now


Pulisic tho!


My cousin is going into labor early so the baby is gonna be a Virgo instead of a Libra


George u are so quirky


Home Office seu lindo


It’s crazy how the ones you scared to approach are the ones that actually feel the same about you…


I’m a say it to my face bitch as in........ IN person.


Hopsin got the official virus anthem


where do you ladies find the yes guys instead of the no guys asking for me


MUST get my adult happy meal after work


Should’ve let mya drop me off and get my hair and shit Friday


Y’all do not understand the level of joy I have knowing a new episode of @AbbottElemABC comes on tonight


Too much El*n M*sk on my timeline


Im having a Pisces baby


Janky business never wins


I’m making me some pork and beans with hawaiian rolls tonight


Not sure if you'll see this but I'm actually so happy for you @FleaYT you been grinding for as long as I know. Fully deserved can't wait to see what 2021 has to offer! FaZe Flea


Got searched on the plane, Arabic first name


My best friend said she is unhinged Never in the history of nig****dom would I have thought


I’m slowly but surely shaking back to myself


LORD WE NEED YOU'RE HELP NOW. PLEASE HELP US.. #33


The United States government is really going to ban cryptocurrency before they ban assault rifles


i took 3 gummies and literally only feel a little buzz


Sitting in the lobby at work. Yt lady just asked me if I was the security guard... yea because I'm checking badges in summer loafers and some slacks


Just got some new fast ass internet and dont have covid no more finna be active


The “you tryna throw 5” era was epic


Tomorrow is Big Reid birthday


When you email your psychology! Teacher saying you might kill yourself and they just say : “I’m sorry you feel that way , but! Here’s what you missed ! *lists 10 assignments*”


moots being gay on the tl i'm so happy for them, feel like i'm watching my children grow


Whatever has happened never lose hope in allah.


We have those among us who thought Casemiro was bad deal for #MUFC


Just as I get to East Croydon and I’m seeing all the reports


walked all the way to class only to find no one there n find out class was cancelled


Came home with hickies on my neck and my stepmom noticed xD “You’ve got hickies on your neck.” Me: *Laughing nervously* “No I don’t.” But fuck, idc because how I got them was hot as hell


haha we’re gonna get smoked 5-0


Producer Grind Podcast really got some gems


I Lambo’d her life told her to get out that Range.


Pagi, have a great activity


imagine if we shithouse a 1-0 win at Wembley against city


me AND my coteacher both put in our two weeks notice today


Are they camping out in the studio?


my dog has an inverted nipple and lemme tell, it’s foul what comes out


Sooo these jeans which did not fit months ago now do


suddenly craving icecream at 12


Gonna play my switch game this phone one got me fucked up how you gonna cut me off like this


Okay if everyone at the gym that’s using a bench could get off Gr*ndr and stop planning their post workout shower hookup so I could use one that would be


My parents just called me a bitch for quitting baseball


Nothing reminds me of my late father like Brian McKnight’s music. The first song I ever heard shortly after learning about his death was Brian McKnight’s ~ “Crazy Love”. I never ever forget


also most of the ppl working at my uni have been all “UNI’S GONNA BE HELL” like yeah ik but encourage me a bit pls


"AKA must stop posting every girl he meets." Twitter though.


Tequila tastes like forgetting your sorrows and beer like remembering them


Should people who kill for no reason get the death penalty?


i put on my jewelry just to suck my nigga off


i wanna be a witch lowkey cus my mom is


Ever fucc a bitch inna her ass, it make her sit different


My house always smells amazing, as soon as you open the door you can smell it


Last 6 months of my 20’s


// i want yulia's brother and her to be reuniteddd


If you’re sneak dissing me on ANY social media, just know I ain’t even notice it lol and if you think I’m sneak dissin you just know, I just be talking and sharing shit


So .. y’all voted ?


Know your position. Play yo role


Drop them onlyfans


So apparently almost 10% of our wages on national insurance isn't enough? But hey, least some people's 8 or 9 figure salaries won't be affected


I will eat my woman ass with no hesitation I mean NUUUNN


im gna get my foot n knee checked out finally


Reading fanfiction on a computer hits different


wanna post on tiktok again but then ill show up on the feeds of ppl who forgot they followed me


Always visit your boyfriend in a skirt


qi yan: fuck colonizers i HATE colonizers qi yan one incurable love with the daughter of her enemy later: me and the wifey


I’ll never have smoked salmon on pizza after Victoria threw up her guts in Ibiza


none of my family participated in my graduation parade


It's me wanting to take shots everyday after work. Who am I?


Prosperity with more guidance.


Wine is God tonight Tomorrow will determine what I can or can’t handle Bring me calm Bring strength Bring me confidence in myself Nerves are on end Pray


miss kevin moon’s lives


Bryson Gray is my brother in Christ I'll always fight for.


thinking about buying @walkerhayes tickets and going to see him in february.


My car battery decides to die today. Yay for unexpected expenses!


Tried re-opening the 2nd and 3rd holes in my ears and that was not one of my better ideas. >_< Yes, I have like 6 or 7 piercings between my ears.


I still can’t believe there was an extended period of time where I was HAND washing my dishes rather than. Using my dishwasher . I WONT GO BACK! CANT GO BACK! TO THE WAY IT USED TO BE!


Comments and replies be so much funnier than the videos


I got contacts y’all and I’ve never been happier


Sometimes these pics yal be liking that have thousands of likes don’t be matching my opinion of what the picture depicts


It’s always the ran through mfs


People will bore the shit out of you


Hat trick for Mead


let me see how much phillies tickets at first base is


Fam how is the semester already done? Like this is really the last full week of classes


I want to sleep but u can't stop thinking of Seonghwa


My head hurts ;-; So I’ll go to bed... hope for a better tomorrow... Good night everyone


Hard times don’t last forever baby


I never heard about no 50 racks tho


In love con mi skin


1, 2, 3.... let’s go


if you see me getting ready for halloween already no you don't


Definitely getting me a another tattoo for this summer


It feels bad asking people to follow me. I just want to make some connections. Please walk hand-in-hand with me into the future


Everyday I am grinding,They say pressure make a diamond


Whelp, if I can draw what just flashed in my head. Once again, tomorrow’s cartoon isn’t what I have completed ready to post. It’s gonna be a long night.


It sucks that I’d rather go to work then take the time I need to heal


I can't believe one year ago I peed on a stick and found out I was pregnant and now I'm cuddling up to the greatest blessing God has ever given me


I feel attracted to green flag when it comes to drama but in real life kenapa nyangkutnya sama


Let’s have something good for dinner


Off my Coi LeRoy


Having a severe headache is becoming a daily necessary


Bitches be like “take me back” whole time they talking bout VA beach… girl just get in the car & go


not obsessed w gaining weight anymore. i luv my lil body


It’s only been a day and her friends in my DM’s… I don’t want y’all


My due date is next week and this little girl is so stubborn


Uber ain’t got no air so she offered us a church fan


#Google ads tip which isn't about Google ads. If you're wondering why your Google ads aren't converting even though your CTR is improving then get a heat map. Personally I've used #hotjar. Knowing what users do on your site is game changing


Did y’all see Nick talking about that turkey leg?


Laptop came today


craving a rt game tonight


why are there no rico nasty concerts near me... make it make sense


My family decided to do a gift exchange for Christmas this year and now everyone is mad at me.


wasn’t raised to take advantage of people, my intentions will always be pure.


my dms r still open for inquiries and slots po hihi need ko funds kahit busy aq


My 2 month old has discovered his tongue, he’s licking everything


Oh yea I cannulated all my patients (basically put in an IV & did blood work) and put them off & on there treatments today


I need song recommendations for beat saber


love how a week ago it was 0° outside and now it’s 77°


Go on lads keep rumbling along M0T


Lmao they’re being pretty ridiculous with these prices


I got so many shows I was supposed to catch up on, I just gave the fuck up


I want another Wendy’s potato , they’re so good


Pakistan is loved only cuz of Lahoris


I have a Toblerone advent calendar. I am unbelievably and possibly disproportionately excited by this. I know I'm 47 but I'll be gutted if it's only chocolate in there, I crave a little picture as well!


I’m trying to work so feverishly until noon so I have time to get ready to go look at wedding rings


Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Me to my husband: babe, you can't handle this


I'm having homemade chicken strips, with ground coconut and ground cashews added to the coating tonight. What are you having for supper?


Wish I could “eternal sunshine of the spotless mind” you out of my brain.


“anister”


My Toys seriously one of the best intros like I rarely put instrumentals in my playlists but My Toys was among the first ones i put among the other dc intros and there are people who dont know it


Got around to cleaning Londyn’s closet out. Out with the old in with the new


How on earth have we won that game.


Finding out that there’s a correlation between my period and my adhd is fuckin


WFH tomorrow


I hope Kayla doesn’t come wake me up for the gym


Compound interest works best with time IN the market This is why you should invest every week no matter what the market is doing


Why is Rashmi shouting?


My Mental Overwhelmed


Pilates Princess


Pooh pprt em


Tellonym: no it’s just a random follow


happy to say i got the second job!


I love when a natural disaster happens and instead of helping we all rush to social media to make it political and racial for likes. The asteroid can't come soon enough.


forcing myself to finish private practice before sept 30th


If you both argue 247 it’s meant to be


Got my sister 12 Starbucks dollars.


Damn that officer hella weird


We talking about going to Puerto Rico this weekend . Hopefully he can get Saturday off


We urgently need to put this filter down


People who add boiled eggs in soup plz stay away from me, i dont want that toxicity around me.


Can't wait to make my homemade marinara sauce tomorrow.


I need a male waistted dreamchaser ticket


I bought this bikini but idk if it’s for the pool or the bedroom, however ... it’s for the pool today


Just put my parlay’s in first time gambler


I wanna start a new kdrama (tho I have many unfinished) if you know any good one plz recommend


why catalog reagents if when you need one it is not in the place indicated in the catalog?


what’s y’all spotify on repeat looking like


I wish my Lyft drivers didn’t take RISKY MANEUVERS to get me somewhere two minutes earlier because I will DEFINITELY be late to this dinner party if I am dead


goin priv on spotify to listen to phoebe bridgers so my friends don’t ask me if im okay


Imagine cashiers made commission instead of minimum wage


I want a tuna fish sandwich, tacos and a beer


That turkey neck & boudain got me so full


Guard your secrets, people are judgemental.


You should always want to make your significant other feel like it’s ok to ask questions because if not YOU ALL WILL FAIL FAST


I haven’t taken anti-depressants or beta blockers for two months now… my mind is so much clearer now. However.. having nothing to cap your adrenaline makes you realise just how stressful everything is now


hey college besties how do i enroll into my classes for the fall as a freshman


That genuine shit make you wan do any n everything


Everybody talking about rent today baby I can’t relate we pay early over here


I already know there’s no way I will make it though the whole Aces Storm game and I hate it


changed my header !! i can’t believe i’m the one who took that photo


Had hot Cheetos after 3 yrs today...not that good


If the title comes down to goal difference thank you Man Utd


Idk why they say SAGITTARIUS is compatible with LEOS , kuz BOYYY


She gone bust it open for me ......


if he text you "I Love You just no say he just cheat on you


joon kinda has the same exact voice in english nd korean like just listen to all night


why have 10 people blocked edis? edis has done nothing wrong ever pls


It’s only a couple of weeks until 2nd year of university & I’ve finally started to enjoy theory work


am is the best one direction song


Yuhhhh nahhhhh guhhhh stressss me outttttttt “NO“ ratherrrrr beeeee aloneeeeeeeeeee


ITS LOVE ACTUALLY TIME, goodbye I’ll be sobbing the rest of the day


I’ll definitely go sit at the front


That was genuinely the worst wagamamas of my life. I don't even know how to explain what I just saw and tried to salvage together to eat


#SAFEMOON #elongate Family to the moon


I wanna try Tiger sauce


I hate it when I change the answer on a test but the original was right


honestly sometimes my job is tiring as shit but it really does make a difference when a client of ours tells me our conversation made them feel better


it seems, i hope, i have around 7 minutes left to send greetings to Ms Margoyles on her birthday Happy Birthday


I want a crab cakeeeee. Jumbo lump. From home. Nowhere else does it like Maryland


There is never $$ for kids or seniors or the disabled or the unhoused but somehow we never fail to pay the poor struggling banks and oil & gas companies


making matcha and starting readings. if u want me to read u to filth i am taking 1 more for the remainder of january


I'm off to emmerse myself in the world of material culture. It's been a day...stay safe, folks


And now I need you to feel the vibe I need you to see the point I need you to feel alive I need you to fill the void


The Hustle movie is just funny


Did yoga for the first time today and I really enjoyed it !! Can’t wait for me next class


lit, i got approved to sell on whatnot!! get ready for my weekly livestreams. come shop!


Voting needs to be so much more accessible and easy. Phone banking and having to weigh asking ppl aged 80+ if they have plans to get to the polls in person today b/cos the USPS & voting rules ain't ish just aint it.


This nga at work told me learn how to respond without sounding rude or I can meet him out side


Vibing with someone who has the same goofy energy as you is so therapeutic


if puteri, locked jebat w any international female cat? he just let that bitch, finish his meal? he wasn’t interested at all? not lusty w that bitch? when, puteri unlock? jebat, just staring puteri... romanticly? you know, what i mean? my boo is just so gentleman and devoted?!


space hippie aj1 w zoom


I just ordered 4 drinks


Even in the afterlife ima fight ya soul, cause the second time around I’ll be twice as bold.


Thank God my child cute though


tryna write my essay & i don’t have a single thought or idea for it in my head.


I'm not interested in meeting someone new or to be in a relationship or to entertain everyone. I find calmness and peace of mind being alone


Every time you do it its hittin' the news @user


If Biden picks Soros as VP, I’ll canvass for him


im just pissed cause i went and bought a bunch of winter clothes 3 weeks ago cause it snowed once a month ago and it was consistently like 40 degrees and now for the past month its just been in the mid 60s


I could go for a philly cheesesteak.. or two


So, it’s saying that my username has been reserved and to wait until my account is ready on Clubhouse....... what’s next?


Ayo, so no Grounded collab today. Got hit with life getting in the way. We all just got life and business stuff to take care of, so we'll see what the future holds


Imagine this.. 10,000 NFT's are minted for .1 ETH One lucky NFT holder gets 500 ETH from the mint. The remaining ETH is spread out to various things- a big chunk to charity, some to development, a different artist every drop, buying other NFT’s to support others- you can see


It’s times to nurture myself. Fuck how E.V.E.R.Y.O.N.E else feels ion care no more. Except my sister that’s my baby.


Flounder, sautéed garlic shrimp, roasted red potatoes and broccoli for dinner


<whispers> No knee pain now for 2 days for the first time in months Hopefully Arthur isn't on twitter to see this and smite me down again


um so that company better fix this mess since they started it. i want to see that friendship the stans always talk about


Ya'll, I can finally use my @user account again, because I was apparently too "young", when I was over the age limit


i really just clicked on the weather app thinking it was the app store for a solid minute


Today it has been 1 year since I loc’d my hair


same people who are against government interference & more taxes are the ones supporting Prop A which is gonna cost us all for a whole lot of nothing. Investing in the community directly improves the said safety of communities. Not 500 million dollars for a week long training


2 months loc'd !! my head look a hot mess rn


You can think I’m wrong all you want but that truth got you bothered


My friends don’t care about me. They let me drink patron ta day


Your attitude determines your longitude & latitude


nobody seeing my ID picture unless i get pulled over or die


What makes y’all say “yeah imma throw sneakers on with this bathing suit”?


I’m a firm believer in if you can go a day without talking to me go some more stink


I’m debuting my onlypans page later this week! It’s just me playing the cooking pans in my house as drums! Get ready for some spicy content


Omg Debenhams is closing down. Mind blown


I just broke em off with a 10 piece


Let's make this 21 days productive!! Anyone up for a challenge? 1) 21 push-ups nd 21 sit-ups for the next three weeks 2) Reading 3 books until this lockdown ends 3) Keeping everyone on social media positive everyday Let's evolve out of this together


Ion know if I want jayda wayda or a rubi rose


You look good in blue


I promise I always get my lick back


not farting until @user reply


omg i’m almost at 3.6k thank you guys


Mfs doubt you til you succeed, then they want a part of it


Power Hour $AAPL


Everyone’s been fighting about Moe’s vs Chipotle when the answer has been QDOBA the whole time?!


So much ash on my car lately


Mao rato December na dayon?


So my latest fixation seems to be games that have 2D characters in 3D environments. Mostly because my latest project seems to be going in that direction... I'm also finding alot of really cute ones thanks to @user and @user so thanks for that


made it through memorial weekend sales without a big dent on my cc


Thinking about the time I got flirted at by a cute Starbucks barista guy and I completely missed every single hint


Mbappeeeeeer


not sure if they like me anymore


The Udoka mess is another classic example of how the NBA is full of cowards. From the top down….these current leaders make david stern seems like the pope…


I've rediscovered my Civ VI game this week, and I'm currently playing a scenario with all-female civ leaders. So far no one is fighting, they're all trading fairly, and everyone is respecting boundaries. Who knew?


Yeah I'm Bi... Bi myself


What an eye opener this year has been


My home is my fortress of solitude.


I think about sunghoon so much that he appeared in my dream last night


Setting alarms again for work after being away is fucking depressing


I think she took my soul last night


ready to do my valentines day shoot


Goin bed watch some shite and chill laters twatters


it’s too many men in the world to be taking a dick riding class humping a pillow with women who hate men


Finally a breakthrough


listening to stir fry while eating stir fry


I have so much stuff to take to my storage & no one to help me.


I got three chapters to read tonight


I need a 30min nap


cuz i been tryna work it out…


She might up and lose it if she find out where her dude at


Changed my insta icon


Another day feeling like a creeper seeing peoples Instagram stories 2 seconds after they post


Everything I use to do bitches doing now, it was a problem when I was doing it now look at you follow the leader


30 more ppl follow me im funny


just watched Brooklyn cried 3 times idk why


Binge-watched #ThePact. Was absolutely gripped


gonna change up my twitter theme so it can be...not so messy


Boosters not boosting like they use to


tried something different wihmy hair today i think i look cute


I hate how I get bad ass migraines out the blue


I just left class early


Was stopped at a light and heard someone say “awwww hi you’re so cute!” I felt special until I realized my dog was in the car


R.I.P. Eddie Van Halen. 2020 strikes again.


I think my season 1 team for DBFZ is the way to go


I always got this nauseous feeling everyday


Life is about choices not chances


Bernardeschi beautiful pass Morata just keeps struggling to find the net


Please can you guys stop all these nonsense. It’s tiring honestly


Well #nftcollectors this seems like a good moment to buy some art


Proper Disappointing Game This, So many wasted chances ffs


Why people so obsessed with being degraded


When she got a fat coochie and squirts


Once families find out their loved ones were test pilots for the malaria drug “used for Covid-19” without being told of the side effects, commonly cardiac arrest due to it weakening the heart...


hearing my ex best mates’ voice after months of trying to forget it and she’s just in the background asking if i’m speaking shit about her really is the highlight of my day


My sister just said I look like a tired mom of 3 that just came of out of her shift from the hospital


can i ask is it really hobi and doja happening


people be so fake supportive that shit is sad as hell , when it comes down to paying or having to pay full price if you call yourself supporting a friend there should be no questions asked ! wtf be wrong with mfs to feel like they deserve anything for free or even half price


swim practice was sorta


Drop your Favt book Mine: Economics and u


It’s me having two jobs for a better life with tloml and my family


Tip! If you are working the hours into the night, listen to @user on @user where it’s mid afternoon, and sounds like mid afternoon! Surprising how this keeps you going


Something will bang right now


Okay made a $20 tip and got a free gram


i alr know what my next username is gonna be and i saved it on my secret acc


I think I've finally hit 'okay player' status in KOF


this girl on our work zoom call got up to answer her door and i think she forgot she wasn’t wearing pants and i—-


im going to my gym in my apartments every night starting tomorrow. I need my stomach back flat


I really wish I had something good to post on here.... My life has become so mundane.


The music change in #chromatica is IT


This your MF MOMENT!


I’m more excited about tpk birthday though


feels good to add that to my bio


The best feeling ever is waking up to a gooning idiot who’s drained themselves of hundreds, talked to themselves for hours, and then deleted their account by the time I open My pretty brown eyes from a restful night of beauty sleep


The sexual tension between me and actually being my true self outside of Twitter...


Poor Will. I wonder did he go through this on “The Fresh Prince of BelAir” because I never really watched that show


But looking at the positive I have a job interview with a new company this Friday. I’m excited


me seeing everyone do their spotify wrapped but i’m sitting here with apple music


i swear social media is the main problem of 2020. ya’ll are so dramatic about the events taking place & are making these problems over exaggerated & into “serious” problems becuz of the socials. now wars about to start over this election. ok guys let’s stawp


Imagine having a working $eth layer 2 right at the peak of the bull market.


Anyone watched the first of this seasons Glow Up (shut up guilty pleasure!) The He/She/them (badly dressed male) was in the bottom two and wrote on a models face ‘Queer 4 Ever’ as a protest for being in the bottom two. Absolute cockwomble!


I hope you're alright Jeonghwan


gyal mi wan fi jus squeeze yuh


Do u guys like mi new layout and @


Welcome back Mateo


Husband came down with a stomach bug very suddenly yesterday, so I have just been waiting for my turn, woke up at 3am with an ouchy abdomen and it’s now 4am and I’m getting queasy, but that often happens when I wake up in the middle of the night so maybe it’ll go away


post covid fatigue is so real


Goals for 2022: • Less social media • To stop neglecting sleep • Eating healthier • Regular exercise • Focusing on what’s important • Skin care • Time outside. Nature, air, the sea… • Reading • Favourite hobbies • Mind, body and soul


it’s gonna be a good game tonight might go watch it


I want a cheese steak


Apple Music just took my lunch money


y’all ever follow a hosie editor because she’s super talented but her whole story is full of her shitting on lesbians haha


this rain is so stupid


Gift’s newest banger is dumber than second coat of paint. Seriously put some respec on his name.


I gotta go Jamaica or the Bahamas soon !! I needdddd


Asian Restaurant: we o’ly deliver fo $15 + O’der. My order: $14.30


This Baby Bonus application is driving me nuts! We are all Sg citizen wei. And my marriage is registered in Sg! Why do they keep assuming that JUST BECAUSE KYRA IS BORN OVERSEAS, ONE OF US MUST BE A FOREIGNER?!


Fiftyyyy for Rizwan


I need a nice after work nap today


I got told off in a shop today for trying on a coat....because I was wearing a T-shirt...fuck me. We really have panicked people beyond recognition


lowkey wiuld put some moots names in location


You'd think having insomnia would make me more awake but no


No swap it out slander


My only complaint about Overwatch 2 is the developers clearly weren't as horny as they were during Ow 1, rip Genjis thong and Hanzos nipple


the amount of pulp in Cfa’s lemonade is insane. i actually don’t mind pulp but it’s just too much now


my head hurting so bad til the point my eyes hurting


i’ve been looking forward to this salmon all day n i forgot to take it out the freezer


Man these damn shipping delays getting to me


Music hits harder when you relate to it


People lose you not the other way round don’t trip


I’m tryna go to Cancun next month around his bday I’m about to start planning that


March was a memorable month for me last year. Lots of ups and downs (mostly downs) and I really thought I’d never make it through the rest of 2021. But look, it’s been a year since then and I’m thankful for the people who helped me through all that. You know who you are.


Thursday...


If you love someone tell them before its too late


I hate being a smedium I damn near got to try on all my clothes before buying


That's all the tips for tomorrow and Thursday


I’m looking for people who can take bulk sl0ts on nike .com and nike snkrs. Will be ran on NeoSNKRS. PAS fee always gonna be cheap and reasonable… Requirements: -50 Cards -Multiple Addresses -Some capital to spend If you match the criteria then dm me expeditiously.


Remember when our biggest problem in the world was Brexit?


Managed to cop the yellow Telfar and I’m so happy


Very appreciative of where my life is at the moment. It’s not perfect, but I know things will be changing soon enough. Just very very happy and I can’t help but want to share and spread that light + love


I can't wait to post the 4 bonus pixel arts because they are, somehow, gifts for friends but I'm excited as much as I am stressed


Finally got around to try a controller with Honkai Impact, and it feels so much better.


𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 $𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐊𝐞𝐲 Welcome to Rubi! She has 2.9M on IG & growing fast


I can’t let my daughter end up like these dumb ass bitches


I don’t care what anyone says storms are for cute romantic and cosy days nothing else


made such a good jabitha 6x06 edit but vs decided to be a bitch to me and it seems like it won’t function for a while


Rashid calls G "Good sir"


Better Call Saul was so good and oh so sad...


Sobrang saya makinig sa insightful seminars ngayon. Boosts my morale in such way to influence others.


sapnap will win again , if he dusnt , yes he did , there wus a misunderstanding


Anyone know where I can get a cheap alternative for feminine hygiene? I can’t find my brand and type around me and I’m allergic to always and tampex. I don’t want to have a rash but also don’t want to be a gross mess


Trip to this Houston this weekend


How High 2 is dumb AF but I love it


I don’t understand why my baby don’t wanna take naps no more like boy you only 1


Working out a schedule to help get my life and passions on track for the new year… I’m so fucking ready See you soon


Just a reminder to wash your belly buttons


deadass going home for a shitty letter, I could’ve picked up tmrw-


my heart a rebuilt title, take it easy


how miserable you have to be to want clout over bullying someone just because hes more successful then you will ever be in life


Is he gonna get 7 roof hits then ? 7 really is their number


I was supposed to be Rihanna’s bd


Nothing like waking up to the sound of a pressure washer to your windows.


literal na cog


I always bet on the astros why tf did I bet against them today?


Also wanna emphasize smth, me not talking to you isn’t a sign I don’t like you, irl im a very socially scared person and often times even if I initially can be semi charismatic, I overthink human interactions a lot. Thank you to those moots that have stuck around


My weight never stays the same


#SussexPrayerChain #SussexSquad #ArchieHarrison #LilibetDiana Psalm 3:6-7 “I will not fear though tens of thousands assail me on every side. Arise, Lord! Deliver me, my God! Strike all my enemies on the jaw; break the teeth of the wicked.” Hallelujah! Amen!


me: BLM and FTP my old roommate: yum yum i love licking boots mm mm mmmm yummy slurp the laces like spaghetti yum yum lick lick are ur boots shiny enough yet?? oh u have stepped in shit officer? wipe it on my tongue officer mm mm yummy yum *moans* unhh trump mm brutality aaAHH


Stray bullet fit meet you today if you nor careful, try calm down ooo cos the vawulence today ehn


Cici’s Pizza cinnamon rolls be busssssin !


So many things in my mind and I cant solve it alone


I hate my parents for not educating me on food. Like eating vegetables and fruits as a kid. I just had the most embarrassing uncomfortable moment with Kayla while eating. Cause I decided to start eating health and my bitchass was gagging to the food.


I start training Monday


Did I just catch this thing twice


Moment of truth: Just upgraded the OS on my 2012 MacBook Pro. I did not back up my date. Just went for it. After three + hours, it says I have three minutes remaining…


This iPhone 12 is top tier


iiiiiii want to love youuuu, pretty young thing


I cut all the fine basic bitches off my roster


I had a wonderful conversation with the Bolt guy that brought me home. Topic of the conversation was election and politics. He brought his PVC out to show me and asked if I have mine. I told him I do. Summary of the gist. We are both OBIdient...


So a two handed push from behind doesn't constitute a penalty then? Round of applause for the officials


you thinkin small, you need to be thinkin big. you need to be thinkin big bitch


sana may livestream


love when my house smells like brownies


Hitting new PRs is all I do baby 245 BP


Genesis drop almost gone, stay tuned for your PFP airdrop coming soon! On other news, current market conditions got us thinking if you wanted to see a future drop going for $250-$500 and grant different benefits. Let us know below


Finna be outside next weekend . Fuck that


Hair Done Now I’m outside fr


are all gen 4 bg men hairless bcs all these clean ass pits... where the hair at


Why would u have this school keep calling me like I can do something in a different state


oh i’m pretty sure Himeno clearly remembered what she tried to do to Denji


why these mf's taking so long w my food


Time won’t erase a feeling this strong


White Rabbit = Adam Rose


Need 4 for 70 followers


nadie interctua con mis tweets


Finally watched the #rickandmorty season finale and it was INSANE!!


Mark Mothersbaugh and Rick Wakeman share a birthday.


There's no way Reyna and Fade aren't related. Put your theories below


Vanessa Bryant’s speech is heartbreaking


When will TIMs and TRAs learn that corrective rape (very sadly) has been tried all over the world for hundreds of years with no success? You can't reason with a rapist


Trying to speak into existence for @grandson and @kflay to tour the UK together one day


no bc scott cawthon knew what he was doing when he made william afton sound sexy..yeah he killed kids but i would kill HIS kids if you can pick up what i’m putting down


There is nothing strong or appropriate Erin Otoole did yesterday with his language on PMJT abstaining. You just witnessed the kind of strength needed right out of Joe Biden's mouth on our 2 Michaels. PMJT delivered that through an awful situation with Trump. China is warned.


Need a nye city to kix it in this yr


Anothaaaa oneeeee


Made bbq jerk salmon ..mannn that shit was so good


if u buy seasons greetings im going to greet u at ur front door


Hi @user and thanks for following. Hope you've had a nice Tuesday


just got done with first lecture back in school


Note to self..do not watch gore by yourself..not even in the daytime


do y’all know what a pandemic is because at this point i’m starting to doubt it


Oh yeah, before sleep, for all the new followers who came here from the book release; my brand is obviously not to promote only my own stuff on this channel. We boost our creator friends in this house. But you followed for a reason, so I just assume you won't mind the extra BL


Best believe I'll get a beta key for #MonsterCrown


Sorry just catching up today, really devastated to learn that Batman doesn’t eat puss


Wish I could read It ends with us all over again like it was the first time


still praying i grow into my nose


got my eyelashes done


Hear me out, sugar daddy but for art supplies


Wouldn't be funny when Brighton unleashes March, Maupay and Welbeck. We need to be doing better! #COYG


I have this problem where when I want something I buy it or think about it contanstantly until I do... so like Why do Harley parts have to be so expensive


A bed of roses


since i woke up at 2pm and just finished breakfast at 3pm i can go right into eating lunch


I finally finished my poem that shit broke me down


one thing i hope for myself is to age gracefully and not be upset with getting older. i know there will be times i miss when i was young and wish i could go back but it’s just the human cycle and there’s nothing we can do to change it so i hope i just accept and grow with it


Samus Aran is back!


while knetizen called bigbang as criminal, but they still topping all k-chart


Idek what to think


Someone GAS me I’m 8 off 1.2K


My type of love is being an asshole and roasting the living shit out you or being mean


ofc ima be there ima be sitting in the front row shortttyy


So the idea of my deep dive videos is usually to cover cards that may not be obvious in how to use effectively. Maybe they can't shoot, too small, too slow etc. But almost every card now has curry slide, mad HOFs and is pretty much a no brainier to use. Deep Dive card ideas?


I feel bad for Suki, see my mans misbehaving on the TL. That nigga needs love


I been dealing with suicidal thoughts for years and I don’t know how to stop this shit


I put mayo ketchup cheese and onions on my hotdogs


Forgot I’ve had one meal since 9 am so this wine glass is HITTING


Why when y’all have us y’all act like y’all don’t want us but when we moved on living our best lives y’all want us?


Ion know the vibes just still off.


Aaagghhh Ukraine qualified to the final


I went to go help nana paint her room and the minute I got home my mom told me to go shower. I felt like one of the monsters from Monsters Inc when they found the sock on him and immediately washed him down with the hose


A nigga G day tomorrow.. I’ll be getting to the money doe .


I want to have my baby another sibling , she need a playmate


They are bringing on Sancho


THE PHOTOS WE TOOK LAST NIGHT IM SO FUCKING PUMPED TO EDIT


ryan needs to announce the whole part 2 cast before it all gets leaked


I know when a bitch wants my boyfriend but guess what, you had your turn and it’s mine now. It’s never gonna happen


I finally tried Ted Lasso and yeah it’s just good simple fun


I’m not holding no mf hand while you announce to the world you been cheating. I’m hiding under a rock. Mf be embarrassing


Pleaseeee


Heaven And Hell.. If you know, you know..


Really been manifesting and speaking things into existence … and it’s all falling in place


valentino born in roma is my favorite scent rn


Can’t wait to go home to my 69 degree apartment


Just realised twitter mobile had dark mode..


guess who lost 9 pounds


girl so fine but she got them ponderosa farts


Like boy you is not Lil Baby! Idk who niggas be thinking they are


haven’t been called a good girl in awhile


Almost 8:30 still waiting for delivery Why always me


I’m finally getting my MacBook


Someone make me laugh, I need a pick me up


Now that I’m older, when I think back to those kids in school that smelled bad it makes me so sad. Imagine how bad your home life is if you can’t even have clean clothes & shower. Then come to school and get made fun of.


Marsh home ground the WACA, he faces this heat for fun


Them VIP niggas on squid game was basically the illuminati


welcome to the final night


I have 0 creative energy today..


Someone told me my boyfriend slept with someone way before we started dating thinking it would make me upset but little do they know I don’t give a flying fuck who he screwed before we dated


My Dad is seriously taking us on a cruise and I’m so fucking excited


I follow so many talented & funny & kind hearted people on this app forreal


Mrk,Inglaterra se soleo a Gales


That nap was lovely omg


They have 4 days for the concept photos...so maybe '95, '96, '97 and maknaes


The day is here. Time to root against the Yankees


apparently I’m an Ohio analysis guy now


honestly im bored af, when im done with my homies banner, I might five away free twitch emotes and badges


What in all hell did I just read


Just ate some good stir fry and cracked open my first beer of what will probably be a long night. My butt cheeks are clinched.


Can’t wait for this weekends festivities


I no longer see the good in people, I see the truth


I’m bored witless, sitting in a waiting room for a medical appointment. I’m the only person here, there’s no reception desk, just a note to sit here and wait to be called. And a warning ‘not to knock on any doors’!


i’ll never look at anyone the way i look at him i’m pretty sure


Strawberry infused Sea Moss


Why is Manchester playing like they are not getting paid?￼


Sat here listening to machine gun fire. Hope the Ruskies haven't landed in Cornwall


& it’s only 7:40pm


Thinking about taking up some sponsorships/partnerships/ MAYBE an affiliate program if I'm desperate to make up some extra funds for ANE or just in general... hope y'all don't hate me for it but my car was pretty expensive


One day I hope to not only have a successful art biz but also provide services for other small artists and help each other out


it’s always amex presale and never ING presale


feeling kinda funky, might post about my discord dms later, who knows


Gonna watch some disney movies tonight


Only a matter of time until Habs have a new coach and GM. #poorlineupdecisions #baddeadlinepickups Let’s go for more boring and lockdown hockey. The hits so far in round 1 have been intense, but let’s keep Romanov out. Need to score…no Caufield. Younger legs…no KK.


Bitch you scared to let it off , plus your daddy wasn’t no Dawg


I need my clit kissed and sucked on


Big boobs n the butt stay plump


Bouta be outta commission for 2 days cant get in the shower cant fuck I hate this damn pump


bad af & keep some bread on me


Tilly is just lush, having nice snuggly cuddles tonight and I’ve slept for the first time since starting labour !


"It's ok to be scared" @user said it so nonchalantly during our conversation but such a simple and important advice


missin' my bb girl and her dada


Jail is waiting youu


I hate when people play stupid


i took pictures of myself for like the first time in my swaggy outfit


“you can’t handle all that” there’s nothing to handle


Damn we got Bobby Shmurda and Kodak black back for black history month


Read the BELOW , TWEET AGAIN !! AND REPEAT !!


Adorable home lets me fantasise about how my future could look


I need to buy detergent but don't wanna leave out


: bitch I just paid 12+ for a bowl at district taco I hope this shit smack


I swear my sister and I get along now that I’m in my 20s and she’s in her 30s lmaooo


Pfizer boosted today


Whats the essence of saying goodnight to someone who is already asleep


Different plan tonight... Whiskey + Fake Taxi


I think. No, fuck you guys? @5SOS I hate you but still love. Its fucking.... Uh. I want know what the fuck is going on.


Never had problems with my beats until now


in my apartment watching gossip girl in my living room while my man cooks dinner in my kitchen


What a night down Bristol. Feels like serious ankle damage in the celebs for the winner


Yay @user on a tv show! #HomeBeforeDark on @AppleTVPlus


the girl i’m sitting next to in my class said i look cute


Shouldn’t judge a book by its cover - who knows what there is to uncover


um why do i have school tmr


blow money fast and then get more


Chicken stir fry today


im watching quackity and karl’s irl stream


This apple event can hurry up please this 7 on its last battery life


Wow 12 hours sleep


Sucks being blind


Men just fall asleep nje, willy nilly...no consideration of feelings or reading the room, nothing


I ain’t forgot bout who counted me out either


Sold $GME at $149.60 before halted Boom


Appointment with an ophthalmologist tomorrow and I feel like I have an exam that I've already failed


Some people take everything so literal


tell me why our baby is laughing at this storm rn rather than being scared lmao


Baryon Mode


Oh she went out with someone else This is very unhealthy for me coz I'm attached Time to ghost someone I love for my owns sake


Couldn't hold it in now she need a plan B


not gonna work out today but im gonna do some intense stretching


alima always there for me, dawg I love that bitch so much


Unfortunately my Instagram account was deleted I will be making a new account this week.


Shit be so funny to me G 2020 and 2021 mfs showed they ass literally


Patiently waiting for my 63 year old cancer patient mother to be eligible for the vaccine, but thank god we saved Marco Rubio


trying to pic a nail set for my birthday is the hardest decision ever


"inumaru is better than far war" they said yeah but pf cant mit so


I'm ready for another surprises from yixing


I’m so big on peace rn , I don’t wanna deal w nobody bs.


I’m so obsessed with myself that I send my man selfies when I’m sitting right next to him


That Wraith skin recolor is making me Moist


The news that Tia Mowry is getting a divorce actually shocked me


My phone just started moving slow asf


Taliban Trizzy could get it too


Quality finish, that


Scratching the bra marks on my back after a long day is a love language


#ApexLegends soon! Chill vibes tonight


It ain’t 9 yet I’m ready to clock out


dogs who do nothing but bark and don't shut the fuck up


Tagalog song ost for HIH S2


ir no show do Ret ou do BK


shouldn’t have watched apple event


I wish we could play Man Utd every week


I’m already getting appointments booked


Only 2 players blanking in GW28


Wanna stan New Jeans. Ang refreshing ng songs at styling nila


Was asked if I was caught in the rainstorm earlier by a store clerk and I was quick to say “nope, I look this awful all on my own”


got people coming to visit this weekend, stay tuned bc friday night is about to be a movie


I can’t believe I introduced myself to Chris Lorenzo last wed and I was to drunk to realize


I Don’t Fw Bitches B/c They Talk Shit About The SAME Bitches They’ve Been Friends With For Yrs… & STILL Hang With.


Chocolate out of the fridge is the only way to go


If you can make a nigga leave me alone you a goat. I ain’t ever seen a goat


Gg won first game with 77 kills and now it’s getting restarted


Its ma'h Day


long as you know who you belong to


God= Creator Universe = Creation God ≠ Universe The cake can never be the baker. Thanks for the Ted talk.


Every man for their selves.. & may the best mf win


Hasse, by the way, for the umpteenth time, let me ask Che da munga sadagan you Ka da khkule jadoogar di ?


why tf harry chasing ginny when he could be riding draco’s broom?


Me & my hgs be otp telling stories nshit, all you hear is “bitchhh”


Grinding until my trip to DR


God tier compliment is when someone describes something you did as “very you”. All of the warm feelings


Making a gay club called The Fruit Basket on Animal Crossing. Don’t text


Getting close and opening up to another person? TIME TO ISOLATE MYSELF FOR 72 HOURS IN A SUBCONSCIOUS ATTEMPT TO MAKE THEM LEAVE


my package arrived!!!! bought an ipad but there's no screen protector selling close to my house


We talk everyday I love that man til death and even after that


Worlds really do be right after Christmas and Thanksgiving (When I am the absolute FATTEST)


Not YG trying to act on Metflix, I'm


K let me sleep now


My fave: Philippians 1:21 For to me to live is Christ, and to die is gain.


I’m all excited for him like I’m the one riding the dragon for the first time lmao


Why am I hungry by this time fgs?


Watermelon Sugar is about how much Harry Styles loves eating watermelons


Downloading Hearthstone again while waiting for MTG Arena mobile.


i will kiss mario's vocal cords if i could


my shoulder looks like a snake


That moment after taking a shower, you feel so refreshed and Play your favourite game


Oh 2 be a pretty girl who everyone wants 2 be friends with


I can tell by the way that you in love with me and you cant get enough of me well I guess its looking like you stuck with me


But also when I bought those Jars they were for decoration purposes The content inside was never meant for consumption, so I'll be fine


Get well soon @user and Family!


$NWBO does financing of $7M at $0.32/shr = 21.8 million shares with warrants averaging 21% exercisable at $0.34/shr (5.3 million shares) and $1M from a convertible note (the "Note") which is convertible at $0.35.


I hate having technical problems. The only thing that makes me happy is streaming and playing games with my friends, and I can’t do either of that. It makes me want to just lay in bed and cry


they treat you funny when you down they love you when you up but when you around they don’t appreciate you


Ima write a book how to cook like I’m Martha


after i do my pop up shoot in rva imma do one in norfolk in february


just won an argument, feeling good


#PatrickLeahy was rushed to the hospital shortly after being sworn in today to preside over trumps impeachment trial. Hmmm


Definitely working on my content this year


Their likes hidden on Tumblr


J cole spazzed on his verse too


//; Im so bored


just filled my car up on for $32... maybe this new world ain’t so bad


The freeing moment when you think "Man this person I follow has gotten really tedious and politically bad lately," only to check their profile and realise they stopped following you and you're able to dip without any worries.


Does anyone else have any names of people you just can't date? So you always swipe left on apps, no matter how hot they are? Mine are my brother's, cousin's and dad's names. Just can't date anyone with the same name.


26 I vote #MTVLAHITMYUNIVERSE (@BTS_twt) as this year's Hit Global Del Ano at the #PremiosMTVMiaw 2022


What's hairy on the outside, wet on the inside, begins with a C, ends with a T and has a U and an N in the middle... That's right. You guessed it; it's... COCONUT!


I want some wing dings


Even Michael thinks Queen is playing victim. This one no be complex issue like this?


Tanned in prettttty cheeky bottoms today because I’m a grown ass woman and I’ll do what I want. And my grown ass hiney is burnt.


My head is pounding fr


“Stan” culture is WILD...


IDP, easy as 1-2-3


Nice to hear @user on @bbc5live tonight on my way to work. I am a nurse so I had a reason to be out


i swear gay clubs work with the worst graphic designers


Actually I might take a couple days off.. my head is just not in a great place right now and I keep bursting into tears. I wouldn’t be entertaining at all if I streamed, hope you guys understand


poor Steve he only ever gets beat up


Bring that ass to me


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO @user one of the best people i have met here enjoy your day mate


Damned if I do damned if I don’t, drank tequila I can’t drive. Hard to play it cool


She wanna fuck cus she feelin my vibe, She love when I bust cus I keep it inside


can’t wait to watch Spike Lee’s new JOINT


Bitcoin $BTC is bouncing back!!!


How long till I get 100 followers? . . Let's see who gets the closest guess.


my dick longer than a martin luther king speech


NOLAready been texting me all day


Omo this life


I put myself through hell trynna please people. Not anymore!


holy shit i think someone just shot a firework like right by my apartment that was so loud my soul left my body


Thank-God medicine khatam ho gae ha


I want a cute king size comforter set.


I just said something about a knuckle sandwich and I can't stop laughing now


I hope everyone is having a terrific Tuesday so far


good luck everyone, my heart is beating very fast for you


When he tell you’ “that ass gettin fat!”


thank you to those who are politely sending info and educating kev on fc


Ben and Jerry's: Cookie dough is my top favourite ice-cream but a close alternative is Orio. Yummy


I need some new @1future before the summer


CHRISTMAS LAYOUT CHRISTMAS LAYOUT MY HEADER IS SWITZERLAND FOR NOBODY THAT ASKED BTW


i have legs for days and no one to wrap them around


my roommates have no clue what pepperoni rolls or coco wheats are


In a very Jhene Aikoy mood rn


If I’m being honest I could not give less of a shit about any human on this earth other than my son when it comes right down to it


Esther finished frood sha. ati he is funny


i feel bad for whoever date my friends bc they not loyal, i’m the only loyal one


A little less than 10 pounds away from my goal weight


2k Subs on YouTube by end of year?


that head a put me in a coma


// last week there was a massive serge of roleplayers popping up everywhere. Now it’s all gone quite and everyone’s disappeared?


I’m finna become an avid movie watcher


i miss being an island gyal


I just simply want my hair braided


Let me talk to GRPS I bet I can get u back in high school acting like that


Sick of losing


You can either be my bitch or one of my bitches… I got time for both


When you get bad news you just smile and make the best of it.


nun, wanna live in her skin


Currently relying on America to make 2020 a little less bad by voting Trump out. Still not 100% convinced it’ll happen though


Time flying by hella fast


These Spring time pictures are about to be so cute .


Matter fact if I got the shades on I can’t hear or see you!!


A beautiful happy birthday to doktari @user You are everything and then some. We love you na niletee baby elephant ukirudi, thanks.


whats ur fav angel number ? mines are 777 and 444


$AERC fuckkk can someone explain what happen here?


Morning moots~ Have a nice day


i was already ulting 12 crackheads now 7 more are added to them thanks weeekly


It’s been 6 months since I haven’t gotten my nails done. Later this week I’m back at it


i think i miss @user a little too much today


I kind of want tacos and tequila today


HOME OFF TMRW PARTY


I actually thought lizzie wud live until she's 1000 yrs old


hang with people that give out the same energy as you


I hate them naps where you wake up and your head hurting


You ain't worth my love, if you only love to hate me


ang gaganda ng chats ko today infairness


Nanny bought nassy the scoob movie


I want apple pie, freshly baked


Uncle @DONJAZZY goodnight o, sleep tight sir...as for me I'm going to guard my neighborhood. See you in th morning boss


Good morning it's Dann day and I love him the most


Y’all knew today was tantrum Tuesday? Me neither


Idc what anyone says the biggest flex you could have is high credit


Ronaldo to Ole: don't worry, I'm not gonna let you lose your job


send help i dont want to do life anymore


Don't waste your time, you're shining too light


I really like @IAMSUMMERWALKER .. spiritually, individually, musically... she’s a vibe


Also shipping prices are my enemy and the reason I barely make any profit because I feel so bad charging for them because they make my items so expensive for like USA, UK etc and so I try to like do something about the price and end up cutting the little profit I make


Lmaooooo @MassageEnvy somehow gets *thousands* of my dough and wants more $ to access it? Make it make sense. This shall mean war.


put midnights on in the car and boy do i not know the lyrics like i would any other taylor album after a month


She open up like a window....


Tl was full of people not feeling good. My messages are always open for you to talk.


Locs is tickling my neck! Ya boy getting some length


P!ATD was disbanded in 2009


Cannot believe I missed the entire fall golf season


You know when you’re soooo stressed that you’re just completely calm


I better not make it a lot of people going to be mad cause I'm not looking out like I use to


The audacity of my mother to throw away my leftover cheddar bay biscuits


As you put me for thinking you too go enter thinking Siuu


Luke skywalking on these haters


Confident I'll be able to solve it tomorrow


my baby comes home today


I don’t think I need to set my alarms anymore, these geese have been out here at 6 am sharp the past 3 days to wake me up


Before making this account I never thought I will feel attached/ close to some people in this fawndom


aint no summer like a nyc summer, and all restrictions lifted means this shit bout to go down in history


$LCID thats it I'm out this is gonna fall even more


I ain’t scared to say I’m stuck


I've been sleeping on List for a while. This show is good as shit


If I tested for covid and it came back positive, I’d still go to work and carry on with my life as normal as I could. I wouldn’t get tested, cos I’m not a virgin, but seeing loads of people cancelling birthday and New Year’s Eve plans cos they’ve tested positive, own fault


confirmed for concert day 3


"you look better with your hat backwards like that" Lmao okay I guess?


Having a grease karaoke sesh was everything i needed today


Gonna intake some catnip and do some stress relief- then we stream


Can’t wait for us to play like this on Sunday and fucking paste citeh


I’m pretty sure we’re going to see the Devil poke his head out through some of these pot holes. These pot holes are ridiculous


Feeling reckless


sometimes being hyped on Twitter is dangerous


not at sm highlight free word with heart lol


Today my teacher was trying to teach us Distance Decay, so she used the example: "If any of y'all are online dating, it's not going to work out. It's proven. You don't have the same connection as what you have in your everyday life." Never felt more sad at such a true thing.


I think I’m hard until I’m driving 90 miles an hour singing Alicia Keys


india lost against both the nations? Yeh toh afsanay ki khoobsurat shuruaat hai


gotta cut off all the leaches that’s tryna latch on


No cuz I promised ms if I see Kai I will get peach tattoo


event quest spoilers // albedo and durin's story...


Imagine feeling superior


Today the Sun shinned a bit brighter and longer than the last couple of weeks Today was a better day and I’ll take that


Idk About You, But Whenever I Have To Get Up On A Cool Autumn (Before 5 AM To Use The Bathroom ) Kind Of Morning, I Always Try To Preserve My Warm Spot By Pulling The Covers Back


moment of silence for my hoya carnosa. she succumbed


kinda not excited by that trailer but def looking forward to see chief grey


How the fuck am I supposed to know the difference between when you use then and than


Sometime too much targets can make you feel dizzy


I should’ve took something before this orthodontist appointment


CS will literally take all yo money


I’m now a Bucravengles fan


Colts didn’t even traded for a weapon in the deadline?!?!?!?!?!


ya girl got recommended for an on campus job next year


Iagl I got the best nigga in the world


I need Marteen to drop more music


Not me loading up the shein cart like me a go buy ntn


Via #TeamDonald for @DonaldInDenial you have also connected others via the trend. People have engaged with 1 another like never before. Yes, data ya tura but for some it was worth spending it. Keep the nation happy. Let's see if #TeamDonaldDrive is possible and what it can do


I just locked in my first show for 2021


okay but does anybody want to buy my lamoda boots from me, my fat calves couldn’t fit


It took breaking out to get serious with my face


I’ll be dammed if i leave this earth without making my mark


I dont like having the same piercing as jungkook


Whatever they putting in the meat, it’s not made for human consumption.


I can’t stand older people in the gym locker room, they will have a whole towel in there have and still walk around ass naked


hey jae


The shots in the UK are like half the shots in the US


anyone sell some lashes on here? i can’t find shit i like


please feel free to confess your love for me, I definitely understand


Making bone broth


So why do people watch #BBNaijaSeason6 What the moral lesson in it


Entergalactic got me in my feelings


Spent my evening putting together a spreadsheet to track my spending and help me save more regularly, it even has some fancy (for my limited skills) conditional formatting! Clearly living the life


Unfollowed two guys recently who screwed me over and removed them from following me and set my Instagram to private so they can’t creep on me


At that stage when we should both be under one roof, all fingers crossed


Having a headache everyday is getting so old


Anyway Inter need a PK and a 10 man opponent to score.


Be honest with yourself. If you can do better then do better.


Happy Dashain


A fool will know that he is in danger when he is already dead


Antora's gonna be a mom?


I Bet Jayce Wake Up Soon As I Close My Eyes


It would look so cute on one of my outfits


Going home town with laptop to continue my #WFH. Hope it won't be like last time (3 months)


It’s so much fuckin money coming in


I’m just glad Ramadan came in earlier before this SUMMER.


I actually love my job, they treat me like a princess here


Since the beginning, and we rocking until the end


I’m almost done watching The Rivera’s , what do I do next


seeing poppy w @user 2morrow


Love songs X Kaash Paige


Lol this is the most I’ve watched the news in 20 years


ok goodnight oomfs ill be camping on my priv now


I hate that I have to wait until tomorrow to watch the Bachelor


i get so confused when ppl from hs who didnt talk to me follow me


virgin just played stupid love and now it’s playing on the beat


it’s so dark outside! I wanna go to sleep right now!


wow my body let me take a nap


Phone on 37% and I’m at an event


justin me partiste en dos forro


been real aggressive lately


I’m a Big Buckeyes fan and there’s no way Oregon or Ohio State should be in front of Cincinnati. Wow just my opinion.


Tryna find someone to collect my weting package for me


IRENE FUCKING SCARED ME


I really want harbor club meat pizza


HAPPY 18TH BDAY @user ILY YOU GORGEOUS GIRL


i need to find joons br pc on neokyo


Y’all dead ass will do/say anything to get someone to vote for your party


I heard the wing stop sandwich back


Maaaan this lady is giving “throw’d off crazy bitch” vibes in this nail shop! Everything she says she has a smile on her face…even while she was on the phone arguing! She’s just like


i have a zit right on my third eye… that’s gotta be a sign


Well the end of #TheSalisburyPoisonings was emotional


Match Day citeh


Technology won't let me be great


hi moots like for an indirect


This babe no know say I really like her


lazy breakfast: rice with furikake, sunny side up egg and japanese mayo all mixed up together


Tue Aug 11 2020 01:00:33 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time):


u give me purpose


i think i might rep sancho before the season starts


The Chelsea Boys are on a Bender


So I went out to call the cat back inside and some old guy opened his front door and took our cat inside his house and is now sat with him on his lap inside his house like what the actual fuck. This isn’t even the first time he’s done this.


Sometimes I feel like I've experienced the best that video games have to offer and it makes me sad. Like I just want a good solid unique story with compelling and believable characters. I don't care what types of guns there are, they all go boom the same


If this is the year Georgia puts it all together and wins the National Championship. But somehow managed to screw it up. Who gets the blame for losing it.


I don't know what you heard about me


Incy Nancy spider has just initiated her own countdown. What a Clown


I won’t actually be drunk but... I mean being stupid like always


I shopped for Cyber Monday this a first for me


Why cashapp ain’t got a DoorDash boost?


in a week ill finally have someone to bar hop with


Thank you @Arsenal for giving us Giroud


Carmyn’s comforter set got delivered today and someone definitely opened the package trying to see what was in it . Maybe I’m just paranoid now but I’m just not ok . Lordt


Remember who you were before that one thing happened. You were light, happy, content, an magnificent. You were bright, full of life, and hopeful. You still are that and more. Your spirit has always been. Your energy is untainted by storylines. You’re free from it all. Shine!


I promise the only thing I’m worried about is my daughter & making more money


dude has to get my name tatted on his forehead & give me his soul... until then, no one hits


Don't let that spark of happiness ruin your daily shit


This keto diet is going a lot better this second time around lol


What will eventually count? Evangelism. Discipleship. Full stop. Lol. Omo, this keeps me sane.


So bts are going to be acting up in the holy month


Cant expect different results doing the same thing. That goes for personal and relationship goals


lessa b2ol back on tra.... ra7 gaily quadriceps shortening


I cried so hard last night that I didn't know that I fell asleep


Damn i finished all euphoria


If it’s not Nicki, Saweetie, Zayn or Russ I do not care


goodnight im gonna watch an ep of waikiki and then sleep


Once that beef hit the internet I’m str8 on it ... I buy my shit out the store anyway


Ive been sooo sore today My entire upper body feels like its guna break with any strength


#MVGvCullen fucking hell got my heart in my mouth


On God I Want To Get Married


idk defeat ik growth


Niggas Be 25+ W. Not A God Damn Thing To Their Name. Just A Fuckin Debit Card. Smh


Omo celtic no dey joke with madrid o


The plan was to defund the police and they got Tesla’s...


Yeah make me wanna throw up


The bodhisattva, having stood in the perfection of meditation, does not apprehend form or any of the other skandhas


Are u feeling right now?


Bruh Nancy P called Trump Morbidly Obese lmfaooo


HIGH PROFILE PEOPLE IN DR WITH RONA


When it’s Tuesday and you don’t see a new episode of Frenemies


You'll be back, soon, you'll see You'll remember you belong to me You'll be back, time will tell. Oceans rise, empires fall We have seen each other through it all And when push comes to shove I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!


I don’t even have anyone to ask or that would even bring me a milkshake. It’s a sad life


Yeah so idk how married people, especially younger married people, just... don’t have sex.... my husband is ready to jump my bones anytime anywhere and will do anything to get my motor started


I can’t wait for grey sweatpants season again


Time for #SpiderManNoWayHome @Cinemark Pretty much just spending this week at the movies


ngl ima be looking for an acc for the next 2 fkn yrs


Liverpool fans are bare annoying. Gonna be a wretched summer watching them gloat


Better than Zaxbys


every time i do my makeup i do a fake tutorial


Something bout a mullet


If traveling was free, you'd never see me again


ona way to the gym


Masterblaster played like this


One dot mag shoshower na q


I can’t do this cold anymore


I’m with a jawn right now and her cats got me so damn congested I wanna dip lmao but her snack situation is jus too right over here.


Me and my boo used to joke about traveling together and now he’s planning trip after trip.... be careful what you wish for cuz you just might get it


I told Luke I wanted ice cream 2 days ago and he said that we’re out. Guess who found the secret stash of the last 2? Now we’re going to fight


I may be a keyboard player, but i think im goated on the sticks


This cake and smoked Turkey combo no bad


PICTURE THIS. The exact same formation and style we played today then you ADD Enzo Fernandez and Joao Felix in January… THEN Nkunku in the Summer


The group presentation I've been dreading is done, it's over, it's in the books and I think we did really, really well.


i hate talking otp, but i will if i really fw you


i hate talking to sb and feeling like i’m putting too much effort. so as of rn i’m not responding nm


Sunday had no business being that fun


// Reiner/Cas: all right listen up you little shits Floch, Kit, Ceth, Akira, Iskel, Porco: ? Reiner: except you Iskel Cas: you're an Angel and we're happy to have you here Iskel:


hello. the kid i like that used to like me doesn’t like me anymore


Im down 8 pounds and am so excited about that.


Went out for like 10 mins I washed my hands 4 times when I got home


I hope karma is real.


Finally finished my essay


I need to get the hell away for a few days


Outside on the porch, shirt off, blunt rolled, and good music


I hope whoever invented glitter is burning in hell.


We thank God for The feature where you can recover unsaved documents


Bruh where can I get some good soulfood out here??


I told yall price is getting squeezed


8 inches is SMALL to y’all?


i love how every day is a new opportunity for me to learn one more reason why people are so hateful


The Ghosts in Nollywood movies wear wrist watches. God's time is the Best


Think what you want.. ain’t tryna clear no rumors up.


I am in sandwich generation and will leave em someday


kailee knows me so well. makes dal and bhindi masala before i come over tomorrow night


The nerve of someone being upset at Beyonce for not taking a picture with them at a Memorial for Kobe & Gianna. Who raised y’all? It’s the wrong place and time for that.


When people call me sawah


Why does Jerry Springer have a judge show?


This Genji buff makes my Genji combos feel more fluent. I love the change! Being able to cancel deflect is kinda weird... But not in a bad way, I'm just not used to it


Rest eazy K.B. still can't get over the fact that you're gone


Whoever sent BTC, add another zero to that inferior number


Don’t talk to me unless you know “If you can’t hang” by sws by heart


Nigga instigators annoy me like you little hoe lol


you people s eyes and nose and mouth is little different from Barbie but Barbie also never used to talk it il only b looking like this


At what point is she too young for you bro? Whaaaat is wrong with people today


Bro I’ve been getting fucking scam calls all fucking day!!!


Andddd I want some grits, eggs, turkey bacon, and waffle/pancakes


“You gobble up emotional marketshare by being as generous as you possibly can.” - @user #rts2020


This @backbone is tough… early gift from @user


And just like that, American justice system works. Stop burning it down


Buffalo stubbing themselves


I can't go a day without music, I'll go insane


Well at least my classes don’t suck tomorrow!


Y’all Be Eating Guacamole On Ya Nachos And Tacos ?


Lol I know y’all not crying over a 6th rounder?


Officially caught up with bnha and feeling very depressed rn


I keep telling myself that I’ll feel better after this run, but my bed is so warm right now


Can’t wait to spoil Laya all next weekend.


brb reading poetry submissions


how are we almost at 3K!?


I really don’t give a dam fuck about what people think about me . I’m to dam focused on myself to worry about anyone’s opinion about me . Keeping it


From everlasting to everlasting your word remains the same.. Unchanging God that is who you are.. Ever faithful, never failing.. Unchanging God that is who you are.. Ever faithful to me..


If you disturbing my peace on Twitter I’m muting you


If you was a lil ugly when I met you stay like that! don't go glow up now ... Got me having to up my game n sh*t


/ hey guys, so I’m on a new sleeping medication that was causing me to have memory gaps and blackouts and behave unnaturally so while I’m coming off of it I’m going to be pretty MIA. It’s also why I haven’t been around the last few days. Sorry to everyone who I owe a reply to.


I’ve been visualizing and manifesting my highest self. She’s close


Social media folks: Have you noticed you're not getting notifications for @ mentions? I only found out we were mentioned because I happened on a couple tweets in the general feed, but I cannot search for the tweets when I look up our brand name, & it's not in our mentions tab.


The amount of online shopping that I've done this past weeks is insane. I need to stop.


I’ve finally finished my #RHONJ binge watch from season 1 and I’m a Jennifer Aydin stan!


Now watching Noah's Reboot from January 5th and so far...show's flying like crazy. OMG!!!


If we get some hotel trash talk content, NBA twitter gonna be lit


Females have it easy in life change my mind


Common let did something great tonight


6 is the number of devil and this is her 6th album so I also expect her to bring back diabolical Gaga hihi


me: okay have a happy new year I hope you feel better!!!


Rewatching the pilot. Heart hasn't broken yet so...


“When I was younger I always said I wanted to go to Kentucky.” - Jabari Smith Jr. on how Kentucky was his first college choice growing up Imagine


Ima kill over this one


Twitter I need your help, comment some criminally underrated films below so I can add them to my watch list


I just love how Taehyung effectively paints the after hours as quiet, slow — where time seems to stop — through sound... lots of spaces, slow tempo.. perhaps considering the lyrics too, I think Sleep snippet is closest to 4 O’Clock


ceo of wasting my time


I just made a Philly cheesesteak for breakfast.


Put a collar on me and call me a good boy


I swear weight loss is like the hardest thing mentally, I’ve lost 3 stone and still look at myself and feel like I need to lose more weight... never can be happy with how well I’ve done


JIHOON WATCHING TOKYO REVENGERS


kids are fuxkin annoying lmaooo exactly why i never wanted any, my son is not going to be THAT annoying kid


I didn’t know Biyi Bandele died


trying to piece together the second half of indy fic is hard.....wish i could remember my plans.....


kitty munching on his food


whoa 4m views already


I'm a Porsche with no breaks


omg yumi's lust cell is comedian actress? how I didn't noticed her?!


What’s really happening with MTN data? Please things are difficult enough already don’t sprinkle this one on top haba


Real life is for living But the price you've been given's not cheap


Dating apps sound fun and all until you actually have to talk to people


It's Tuesday so that means #LouthChat time!! #ScotchHall


I don’t think i can trust roller coasters now!!


im done..... only took me an hour and a half !


No one can spend your hard earned cash the way I do


Y’all do not understand what Messi and Neymar mean to me


IF U ARE REGISTERED TO VOTE AND HAVEN’T BEEN TO THE POLLS YET GET UP AND DO IT.


Today I am watching #LifeOnMars from the beginning. It doesn't matter how many times I watch this show, I will always love it. "It's dinner time, I'm 'avin' 'oops"


#dcfc passing is so chuffing sloppy in decent positions! Drives me mad


I swear if the Sinnoh remakes are a Let’s go clone, someone at Game Freak is gonna catch these hands


An older chinese lady telling me how cool it is that I have a 'mens name' gave me lots of serotonin today ... which is good because I forgot my meds at home again


the only perk of falling asleep in my makeup is that when i woke up at 630am for my 630am shift, i didnt have to put makeup on


Wheref the ppl who followed me vome from hello do i have a hit tweet


Lost a few k and I'm absolutely pissed


Zoom hot girl summer


standing in my sister's first home


Took a day/two off the space and Twitter. Felt so weird but feels so good at the same time


Tuned into @absoluteradio some great tunes in the 80’s #longtimeago


Home opener at west oso at 7:30 let’s go first game of the year


That simon's song makes me so emotional


Please stop saying the #IdiotInChief is mentally ill. It disparages #mentalhealth and puts stigma on those of us who have diagnosed cases of #depression, #anxiety, #PTSD, #TBI, and others. Can't he just be a rude stupid greedy nepotistic jerk? Find other useful words.


Euphoria is so darn good


i’m trying my best to do captions. they suck butt :c please wait for english subtitles


Sick those Stussy x AF1 didn’t even drop in GS sizes


Getting hours for work: Good Getting hours past minute when I was ready to spend the day with my boyfriend and now I’m off when he’s asleep:


Gone get her full on tacos and julio tonight and give her that work


put me last you gon forever feel me first


Before anyone asks... No! News to Reviews is not moving exclusively to Spotify


Having a bad time rn I gotta say idk if binge watching community will help me out of this one


Yknow what I find crazy? There was so many alien and big foot sightings before smart phones and HD cameras were invented but now they’re nowhere in sight. Where they go?


I am grateful for every experience I have ever had.


Phone be dryer than yo pussy bitch


I hope the new album comes out on my birthday


Waiting for someone who will proud having me in his life


just saw an irl swear to another irl that venom is in the new trailers and tv spots bc they think the lizard is venom


Le body language de Mount


People wey go dey same group with psg for champions league


Hey! @MrBeast my 10 year old son loves your videos. Since he’s not allowed on YouTube by himself, I also have to watch your videos… I am formally requesting recompense for the torture


been in the mood to dance .. where the quinces at


so excited to see how my business is gonna grow the next few months


Honey J


Seems that in every box of LF tests, we can’t open 2 of the 7 vials and have to bin them. Is it just us!? SO wasteful.


Why does my apartment complex think 3:30am is a good time to plow when it didn’t even snow!


All 6 premier league clubs look set to withdraw from ESL


I’m honestly a ghost follower on insta


Say goodbye to the new me , I’m going back to being a Dawg , Dawg , Dawgggg!


got outta class early & still got home at 3


Who wanna be in my private story only $5


good morning hayahay week


We love a good gym day


remember that i dont watch/like/support dsmp if i follow people who make dsmp art i like the art


Which is a better hit from Usher? tryna see sumn


Yatch season start May 1st in the chiiiiiiiiiiiiii


Why are you in the 12 items or less lane and you don’t have 12 items or less ?


Fun fact I’ve been on Twitter for just 2 hours


Costco trip in this heat got me whooped


Let’s leave unclear intentions in 2022


Listen, I want to be full of optimism, but after the Calvin Ridley trade, I feel like there’s a “catch” coming….(no pun intended)


Hmm that smile bring me back


Good morning! Aalis kame today


wonton soup just touches my soul


Bad bunny concert outfit checked


I wanna have a colab Ep with a female artist…


Congrats on whoever will be my 20th follower


I didn’t realize by how much local food business were near us till recently


I’m really genuinely a nice person. Lmao but whenever I go off on somebody or about something, I always say how they got me acting all out of character knowing damn well I know that bitch very well. They just activated her


Guess who signed up to be an Election Judge?


I wanna go out for margs


The anxiety women live with just trying to have a normal life is a sin


No desire to do shit at all . I hate feeling like this


Excited because I’ve bought Disney+ for the Marvel films while we’re in lockdown


Aye ima a summer baby but I gotta admit, this mf heat outta pocket


Bout to fuck up some Korean Short Rib. Grrrrrtt bow


Thank u AC Twitter for being such a nice distraction from all the shit news everywhere on twitter


Manny was lit


I am super confused as to what the plot of A piece of my mind is driving towards or what it's about but I like the vibe that the drama gives


getting my expander in tmrw so i can use the “my mouth rlly hurts rn” to get out of dinner


i’m declaring it now. @peteholmes is the king of observational comedy!


why do the facebook elders keep posting private messages in the comments


fellas remember how my dads car got stolen a few weeks ago LOL yeah he got his new one today how swag


Soooo CP3 over DBook?


My KimCop babies watching my Jackson Wang baby performance


It feels so good to find someone who have the same interests, so u can talk with him about it without getting tired


Hands on my waist Kisses on my nape Say my name baby


idk about the rest but i’m looking at diddy on that damn yacht with a silk blouse on..like sir


The new covid treatment making the rounds on ivermectin twitter is something called “rectal ozone.”


Lol everyone's all 'Okay bookmark it! Talk to you then lmaaaaoooooooo' until you actually come to collect receipts and suddenly they're a bunch of victims being bullied or some crap


I’m dressed like I smoke fugs.


Good morning world just had my baby shit on both my hands and my leg since it all came out the diaper


I’ve been paying for insurance on my phone for a whole TWO years and nothing has happened to it!! When I didn’t have any, my screen was cracked once a month


Sweet potato pie is my new fave


is laughing at someone’s misery normal?


the meta kongz x hyundai nft project is here. first automaker to join the party


when y’all said u like medium ugly you really meant it


just started watching mythic quest


I’m so ready to see 6


gonna have to wait yet another month to buy my binder bcos i bought the tablet with my credit card


I’m in the sauna and this girl talking about how bad her credit score is


My siblings really made a groupchat just to talk about Animal Crossing. I don't even have it


I love and live to hype my friends up


What does entitlement look like as a new entrepreneur?


.@CNN @MSNBC @ABC @NBC @CBS will give Dick Durbin & Democrats credit for asking KBJ about being soft on crime. Dick Durbin & Democrats were kissing her ass the entire time until today & it was Republicans who did their research & ask questions but they get called racist for it


Everyone should have a friend like Erick


I hate Teams


Must have been a tough week for the human behind the cowrywise handle. The pressure to represent the brand in the best light while striking a balance that let's the world know backend works different. Sending love and light Online conflict & Resolution class


9 years and 6 months


I done had to stop 4 times from cleaning my bathroom them fumes be fucking me upppp


why tf haven’t i seen Kevin devine play musi— *flashback to 21+ show in vegas with Chris farren opening that i couldn’t attend* OH YEAH


I need a puppy or something. Idk man.


𖤛OOC𖤛 Jareth's glitter being weaponized - even against himself - just cracks me up everytime


Day 13 #100DaysOfCode Tuesday evening JavaScript session, A nice way to end the day


Hey all. Just to let you all know I will be answering all emails and messages tomorrow.


We asked for #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd and that's exactly what we got. Rest in peace George.


Some people in L.E.S getting real comfortable not wearing mask. In my building you can't even go downstairs without one but these people are standing outside mask-less like NY hasn't gone thru it. I guess it's easy when you know the cops won't bother you


Right now I can’t sleep. It’s right now that I can’t eat. Right now I still hear his voice and sense his presence even though I know he’s not here. SSR SE RAABTA


Getting my jaci Thursday


444 better stop playing or else imma take it as a sign and watch it not be one


I made it to the “drug store” and back home before my lunch break ended! Whew


Hey @PlanetFitness any comments on collaborating with @Shibtoken and bringing decentralization to fitness?! #SHIBARMY #SHIB


Oomf FELL ASLEEP


I wanna suck his heart out through his dick (it’s the liquor talking) don’t mind me


izzy just kicked me awake climbing over my head


all this time and it’s only fucking Tuesday?


My Man Utd O


Bout to order a pizza and get on my couch and ride the storm out


Baked chicken in the oven cooking


I called Tia ghetto at work these girls ready to tell lmao like calm down we buddies


In happier news, I've bought by ticket for the Linnets game against Clitheroe on Saturday


i don't wanna be in the house tonight


Lord we close at 5:30!! I hate when a patient walks in last min


When wunna gone drop


Once this new toy comes in its over


I got a lot of time at home So...im start making my own running man best scene compilation


I love when @user logs in once a month and likes all my tweets.


Men will offer to lick the entire crack of your ass before asking you out on a date.. this shit is sad.


Very excited for @user Token launch


mind you… I’m her oldest


when lukaku leaves let’s just pretend that disaster never happened


Donndria new track


I can’t wait for the weather to get a little warmer here so I can run to the nude beach and get my full body tan


Anyone want to go see Karol G??


damn it seemed like I closed my eyes for a min then opened them and it’s already almost time for work


Driving manual and being on your phone is the hardest shit


That soreness you get a day after a good workout!!


Photoshoot Me now dammit


im reminded of the soft reno/rufus in the novel


Ugh you ever work an hour or so on a drawing and you’ve finished it and you just look at it and go... “LOL THIS IS GARBAGE.” Time to redo


i wanna match harry so bad but i do not have $55 rn :( it’s probably one of the only pleasing things that wouldn’t go to waste because i carry a bag everywhere. BOOOOOO. i’ll find a way


Only To Hear My Brother Call Me Goofy Goober One More Time


I’m drunk all week


Gov @user community mitigation order will expire April 30th. Appears he has empowered four metro mayors on his #Covid commission. Reasonable. Nashville had a recent bump in cases, so will likely need to start a bit later. The people of TN have headed social distancing.


Hey, magiging worth it din ang lahat!


Don’t piss me off and ask me for some food !! You must wanna die


Credibility of those speaking "authoritatively" on safeguards for classified info comes into question when I hear "SCI" called "secure compartmented information." Unless renamed since my retirement it's "Sensitive Compartmented Information"


oomf is fangirling abt shindong... who’s gonna tell her


Thought Harvey Elliott looked great today.


Stop hitting me up only to try and benefit off me and what I’ve worked hard for, cause I promise you won’t get a reply and take it personal


Naj gonna text me back late as hell I already know


halloween this month heheh


simping over dara. who wouldn’t,right?


Just when I’m starting to have an emotionally balanced day… lol SILLY ME


#RIPBOZO he got what he deserved rot in jail and i promise you'll rot in hell too!


Want me a nice baked spaghetti


I dont need friends my family is DEEP


A marg would slap rn


Your partner should not be upset with you for saying "No" to sex. Everyone has their days when they are just not feeling it and that's okay


Not my mom thinking I’m an alcoholic


Just got out the shower hot water feels so bombbb


i got tagged by many people so i will do here even act i already do it but nvm i will do it again <3 height: 158cm zodiac: taurus tattoo: no drink: any milktea will do but most fav black diamond milktea tealive colour: purple, pink, red and pastels anyone free to do


DT def coming for Barr tonight


It’s easy to see you fed up


I’ll catch the shade and not even acknowledge it. That’s how irrelevant you are.


ASAP Rocky Struck Gold , Wow


grqcias thiagote x alwgrarme el dia


As someone who usually plans all the trips and pays for everything, its nice for someone to say "I'll pay for it"


The sun coming out when the sun sun getting ready to go down


I'm not nervous, Nancy


It's Boutta Storm && I Wanna Fuck On My Man Some More Before He Go To Work


Now all social media has been banned, I guess it's time we appreciate our dear Telegram and Twitter for being strong and not letting go in this difficult Time..


It should be a crime to be this pissed off


gonna start posting my bets so y’all can just fade and get rich


Allowing my friend to play match maker…. Except I told him to hook me up with 2 of his friends. May the best man win


yall su emails scamming me again


bro. i dont even remember my own family's birth date.. mianhe you are not the only one


//as usual full replies and dms when I’m off work! Miss me while I’m gone


BALLIN’


I have another reason to dress up this weekend


Smile and smile until everyone smile


Remember guys - you’re a prime cut of fuckable flesh


What games are you the most excited for in 2021?


They closed Jasper Fitness man, now it’s serious


My little sister’s jawline is so much better than mine. Not fair


Good 800m, shame Daniel Rowden was a non-starter, hope it's not an injury


my oouil cast, they're everything to me


Its so funny that my family don’t know any lil detail about me


i’m double cuppin syrup bitch ion need no coaster


my kewchie needs a smoochie


The fw is no longer about their idols, its about their ego, ig good luck with that.


When your dad tells you something that you REALLY didn't need to know


If I’m ever given cauliflower wings I will commit murder


A friend that gets mad when you keep going back to your ex


If you gonna speak on me then speak on what I did for you


This Thunderstorm is getting better


That was a joke. But oh well.


if i like you im fucking you slow


and come and tell ya bout family and wouldnt go cross de road to support ya but travel miles to bury ya


Sex so good she doesn’t want to wake up before noon


Ready to moveeee


Usman she was asking about you, is a love language


gonna make a baizhu savings thread


Some of you’ll are so eager to be in a relationship that you’re willing to ignore all the red flags


I remember back in 2018 when I would buy a bts album every week until I got atleast 1 version of every korean album... Being broke:


Them shoulda never gave y’all this feature


Does Amazon have Gasoline on sale for Prime Day?


Nuh bada tell mi seh yuh undastand because yuh cannot feel mi pain


Ever heard a beat so garbage it make you just cut everything off and enjoy the silence


God menu was not supposed to be a title track omg.


Paid $2 for a lotto ticket, and won $10. I’ll remember y’all went I’m rich & famous


So i won't be on cb today i will for sure be on tomorrow. I plan to be on mfc around 7:45-8pm pst. If that changes ill let you know.


If you do not like me pls keep that shit to yourself bc that’s embarrassing


last time I was this nauseous I was pregnant


Today My father: Why don't you go buy shushi from the grocery store? Me: Xuxi?? My dumbass brain: I can get a Lucas from the supermarket?! Father: Yeah, the shushi with rice and fish. Me, realizes: Oh, you mean SUSHI! Father: That’s what I'm saying


Lol yall need to see the grin on my face right now If bad-belle was a person


bro i really get emotional every time i think about how seventeen and loona deserves so much more


Some of the people on here are SO sweet and I feel blessed to have come across them


streamers who add channel point options ur looking so fine tonight


People get on the internet and be like “no I don’t think gay people should have any rights but I’m not homophobic though”


It's giving goosebumps and I ain't talking about the game


Working in teams has a downside: Very few people carry the burden...and guess what ? They are mostly quiet. The noise-makers do less


Just make sure I start on the 8th


The city scared of them Italians down SP


That one Norton art scared me sm I was just scrolling through my feed in my second hour and I was like


imagine having the desire to eat an entire pizza in one sitting AND kiss girls..


Sweetest thing


Man, Bang energy is not the move


Don’t add me to your groups if you’re not even going to participate in your own rules


&& I’ll keep sayin it.. I HAVE THE BEST GROUP OF PEOPLE


Just got a text that said “Jo’el” and honestly I’m scared my god son gon call me all the time


Skinny Pete with after 6 eyes


Eating dinner with my friend Lindsey at her house yummy hamburgers and fries


I opened my liz ffxiv acc and still in post arr the old voices are throwing me off


Half of my lunch was candy


#SeekingSisterWife OMG...THE DRAMATIC SHOW DANNIELLE IS PUTTING ON, IS JUST PLAIN DISGUSTING.BCUZ ROBERTA WON'T PLAY HOUSE WITH THEM? AND 2 THINK, SHE'S A MOM?! SMDH.....


gotta keep ‘em on their toes


At least footballs getting cancelled soon


Wigan 6-0 up against Hull and it’s not even half time. G’warn!