Anthem has so much damn potential. It's sad to see bioware abandon it


idk who needs to hear this, but PharmCas apps for the 2020-2021 application cycle open TODAY!! you never know, a future pharmacist / PharmD candidate could be on your tl


They promised not to leave but they left


when your team is trash but you still have fun playing


When I’m having a lazy day, I’m like super lazy. It’s so unproductive but so lovely


hold on... if you're anti-fascism and anti-communism.... does that mean you're a centrist???..... ew


Happiness is finding Reese’s peanut butter cups in your car that you forgot about. Munchiiies


It's been 2 years since Amber SMP season 1


I just fuck that nigga ion sleep wit him


I hate when the teacher calls you out, on zoom, for having your camera off


Good morning sunshinessss! Please remember, people will often act like you’re hard to deal with because you’re not easy to fool.


Let's hope it's more beef than barf today.


Better Call Saul..........


nigga need a big ass slurpee ya herd meh?!


Eye of the Tiger on #Supergirl but the best playing of this song will always be on #Supernatural


Ya girls on here look so good


The day one of those liquid telecom guys at customer care pick up my calls. That person will not like it


Lots of new drills and stuff I want to implement. I'm excited


Y’all really care for sneaky links … want a lil family, a household w/ 2 incomes getting big bag


I’ve decided to re-like my crushes new Instagram photo every 5 minutes so that I will always be the top notification


Maybe it's better this way, we'd hurt each other with the things we'd want to say


You can’t clean, cook all you offer is ass bitch hit the door cause I’m through with your ass


Happy Birthday Big Q


I need the software that the flyer man uses


When you can pull a nigga just with yo personality and face


been doing homework for the past 2 hours...still have a 1000 word essay to write and two 50 page scripts to memorise


I don’t talk to none of y’all niggas for a real reason


Working with my favorite cashiers make the nights go by so much faster


Gameday against PCU


I think my mental health is getting worst and I don’t know what to do


In support of Anti-Bullying Day tomorrow is Pink Shirt Day


Bruh I’ve like three friends here and one of them is my bf


"I'm happy" Twitter users


If your #bankaccount could speak, what would it say? Reply and let us know


I really spent half the damn day on the phone for a 24 he grievance… and it’s still not solved…. Annoyed


I made an upbeat house tune for best part of a week and and then changed nearly everything and it’s completely different now... Maybe should have left the first one too incase.... Meant to be I spose


If you feel me knocking.. LET ME IN


maddie and elijah should do a dressing each other for a week video


My lack of appetite has been a thing for about a month now and I’m over it


working on my off day, my check gone be FAT


DACs are cost efficient however they are centralized + come with trust assumptions in an effort to reduce the reliance on DAC trust assumptions, @user et al did some research on a DAC protocol that provides incentives to deter DAC nodes from adversarial behavior


Chicken tacos for taco Tuesday


22th today


I always was connected to the right ppl that’s y I never hung w/ the wrong ppl


Why am I so emotional at the last run?


die tomorrow, live tonight


Don’t be satisfied where you at... LVL UP


Off to go watch all the Avengers movies


Mum I can minecraft now


Public statement 0824315217 Good night y'all. Thank you


Dude told me to send him my cash app , I ain’t wait no time


Don't get closed to the one I love


my professor’s submission comment said excellent APA style wow


Hanging with my older sister today


He didn’t give me flowers or candies He gave me headaches and not being able to eat


$HUDI watched the load and short to load and short all day. Very professional. Ive seen that move, good sir. $HCTI big move $BILI 22% up $EFSH another big up to take a look


Loving Myself More &nd More Everyday


Tweezing one wrong hair can make or break my eyebrows


I swear it was just Halloween and 3 days later now it’s basically New Years


Glad to see our hill isn't lonely


I think I have to search LinkedIn to find me a boo cause


Manifesting jayhoon selca later!!


Basta BBM supporter until now makaquestion nalang gyud kas ilang pagkatao. WHAT KIND OF MORALS DO YOU HAVE TO STILL HAVE THE HEART TO SUPPORT THAT PERSON AND HIS FAMILY???


Couldn’t even finish watching the video that’s how fine he is


got diagnosed with bipolar & bpd


People really used to go to school to skip/walk the halls and run from security to a class that wasn’t ours either … I mean theirs either


But it’s my Friday so who cares


Great way to start the game Monty


7 of Barcelona's top 10 appearance makers are from this millennium. Sick


Extra hirap sumakay today


My followers number has raised quickly in just one day and I'm actually anxious that I'll disappoint them as my art style isn't that cool, but I'll do my best anyway and I'm excited to have a new friends!ヾ(･ω･*)ﾉ


dragon pulse


Theresa Coffey?


sometimes can’t work out if I’m overthinking something or if there’s actually an obvious issue


#WelcomeTuchel you’re welcome


mfs rlly ain’t shit


ok um oomfs/mootz whi habe likr Higher starting weights like mine was 240-ish basically um losing 80 lbs in less den a year is why im getting my galbladder removed apparently


Nurse Scott


Kudos @user Good game! Nt complaining at all. We aren't clinical in the final third......Saw many positive things. Congratulations @LCFC


Maybe, just maybe (hopefully), the game-changer has arrived.


Nothing makes you doubt living away from your hometown more than when someone passes away. Hurts so much when you're no where near anyone to give your heart felt sencerity to their loss. Makes me so paranoid incase anyone ends up in an accident and something sudden happens


Just had my 2nd lesson with Dizzy and my new trainer (Chili also participates and loves it), and I can honestly say I’ve never seen Diz work this hard. I mean that in a good way! She thinks and tries so hard during training sessions, and afterwards she’s adorably tired.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAYYYYYY!!!


Thank god ive got a few days off work cause gals no well


I SAID GOD! SHOW ME HOW GOOD IT CAN GET


I think somebody hit my mf car


But Andrew Garfields Spider-Man was trash man


Niggas be mad when you feed them that same sour ass energy they was giving you. Ooops I’m sorry


mari like/rt pinned


The ending to the 3rd season of Bungou Stray Dogs is looking like it’s gonna be


Congratulations to Wouter Castryck, Jana Sotáková & Frederik Vercauteren for winning best paper award at #crypto2020 with their paper "Breaking the decisional Diffie-Hellman problem for class group actions using genus theory"!


New Daughtry Album next week


Waiting on someone to put the Saweetie x McDonalds shirt on Amazon


boobies n ass


Beyoncé and the Isley brothers


Woke up at 4AM to work on this morning’s deliverables so I could squeeze in a quick trip to the waxing salon when the mall opens. Just like BDO, we find ways.


i am definitely cooler than jess and lumi


Why isn’t the @TELFARGLOBAL site working for me.


People disappoint....


The sounds of pouring rain while listening to murder podcasts is a purfect way to end the day


goodmorning! 2 tests today


Great to see #NHS family tweeting about being accepted for the @NHSLeadership #NyeBevan programme. Fantastic development opportunity, as I wait for my results for the much delayed Feb2020 intake. Good luck all


Like please go fucking home!! Stressing me tf out


not a coincidence that the same people who tried to slut shame me a few months ago are outing themselves as racists


finally watching george’s ylyl video


The thing that’s annoying about minecraft zombies is that they don’t know how to social distance


I think Twitter is a force for good. People meet people they have never met, but you can tell the good people, and you make friends. I know it sounds strange. And people give advice, make you laugh. And just make you smile. In these times Twitter is a God send. God bless


man somebody tryna hack my instagram & twitter. why it keep logging me out


watching your name with mum and bro and gonna have a good cry


flawless like diamonds


lmao I literally love whoever sent me all the asks, will be answering a few once I get home


where’s John Kruk


As if life wasn't garbage enough.... My Amazon Prime student discount ends next month


Ouuuu $DVN reduces dividend by 12 percent


Hope I can win some ga today


Biden doing exactly what I knew he was going to do. Get in office make shit look good & now he’s showing his true colors slowly.


6 badges into pokemon crystal


As from now on my tweeter username will be changed from DanBakori to Just_Imran... As one family, the love will still be shared.


Ok but what if hawks show up in the manga tomorrow but mf still sleeping


I’m a SLUT for ham and pineapple pizza


cannot wait for that buzz from entering a rave with my pals


Thinking about street meat


Oh I just want a holiday.


just had a weirdest dream with somebody i know


No mom for 2 days. Time to be rebellious and scream at my video games


Knock these orders out tonight so I can chill these next 2 days


just wanna be called babygirl


*gina rodriguez voice* so when are latinos gonna get their representation in the mass incarceration system?


Mode "I don’t give a shit"


It's been 6 years since I last did any sort of professional dancing and I was an absolute twig back then... Still, it's like riding a bike, right?


Incoming 1u #NBA play .. LAC vs POR .. widely available ..


God really have my the chest of a lil boy and an ass of a goddess


Just walking to Taco Bell & made @user jump out her skin sorry doll


A lovely #enhancedODDS from @SkyBet tonight! #bookiebashing


Awww house arrest on dicks , i ain’t know your couldnt drink. Ima be sick


GOODMORNIGHT, MGA MAHAL @ENHYPEN_members


Subscribe to my only fans to watch me cum


My whole entire life is ruined


Hope it go to extra time


Sometimes people forget to become more humane


I honestly just watched a video of an "big-time" org. head that made me rethink ever attending one of their events again. That might of been the most incoherent & mind numbing experiences of my life. Quote from this person "we will play no matter what even w/o coaches" Amazing


Spurs vs Liverpool Sunday should be good hopefully a draw


I posted that I was depressed and this guy said “if it makes you feel better you’re hot af” this is that shit


I’m trying to make shorty my girlfriend fr


I apologize to my neighbors and family members for moving my room furniture @ 5AM this morning.


Wizards vs. Celtics is gonna be


On my muva you will NEVER see me in the house when all this is over !


Thank you for the RT @user #tuesdayvibe #garden


i have so much math homework tonight and i don't understand it one bit


I really don’t know how to talk to guys. Like the vibe has to be so natural and authentic for me to even entertain it. Anything else is so corny. I’m gonna be single forever


Cuban community is notoriously 'conservative' & really identified & supported @user goes back to the days when #Republicans were rabidly anti-communist & 1st generation immigrants supported them.. subsequent.. most people vote how their parents voted.. maybe not so much now


nyancheng wearing a collar...with a little bell


creamy tofu ni ian at pork sisig & creamy scallops ni terry


Quick question for the girls. Would you allow another girl to sit in the passenger seat of your boyfriends Car? If your boyfriend doesn't have a car it's fine you can use your imagination.


Why is Burger King actually good in Mexico


made my first syndicate startup investment today


Might stream today idk


I just had a grilled cheese from zaxbys and woah


Traveling with my best friend? fuck yes


Morning, I'm home and my mfc club is today! Make sure you have a ticket 1


When I watched the Valencia GP in 2017 the scariest thing was the almost crash from Marc. Watching it now and the scariest thing is that he was winning his 4th title at 24 years old. I’m 20 years old and struggle to phone the doctors myself


Rip, my ring light fell and the bulb just shattered


the fact that there’s girls out there begging for a boy to love them truly breaks my heart. you can’t make someone love you & you can’t make someone treat you how you deserve. if they wanted to, they would. remember that


Think City could be a dark horse in our quest for the title


oooohhh lemon water is so magical


if i keep pulling its guaranteed to be the banner weapon


that ain't goals, that's groooosss


Looking forward to tacos and margaritas tonight


I have a strong feeling this summer will consist of biker shorts and oversized tees


I just found out about people with Synethesia. Ugh. Kaingget!!! Para silang may special power. Gusto ko din maging Synesthete.


We all have chapters in our life we dont read out loud


Not this space being genuinely funny with actually laughable banter.


im going in math class and i JUST learned we have an exam??? fuck me


Just woken up I hope everyone has a fantastic day


Guy number one is being mean to me


Your relationship with yourself will take the longest to understand. Set intentions and harvest awareness to build a good relationship with yourself


i think i got the bug


Really grateful for my friends and family who checked in on me for my 1st day of work. It means a lot


I need this skirt to dry rn so I put it in the microwave


Hey this score right ?


If you can make a woman laugh you’re almost there ..... But if you’re almost there, and then she laughs... that’s a different story


Now why my doctor just tell me my skin looks paler than last time I was here about a week or so ago


Are there masks that are better for your skin?? I’m struggling out here


Tomorrow I’ll “ink” the mini-comic, it’s late now and I don’t wanna rush things. Wonder what other interactions I could draw tomorrow too!


Lol I been saving all my liquor for this weekend


It’s cool and sexy to be involved in your community and have things you care about and believe strongly in


Lesboys don't owe you anything


hppybdaybtch!


I think I want a turkey club


Bae getting me catfish today imma stfu just today tho


#livisoverparty and that’s for thinking zachs birthday was the 18th


We are preparing for a 10:30am start - be there or be


Well how are Sophia & Hayes who hate each other gonna co-parent?


may this last month of 2021 be filled of happiness & blessings!


me & my “boyfriend” gone pop out soon when we hit this trip


Dad stuck at airport bc somehow he’s on a do not rent list with @thriftycars They we’re happy to take his money at time of booking and give him a reservation but now he’s sat there on hold for nearly 2 hours unable to get anyone to help.


Special place in hell for folk that get subways delivered for their dinner


Where the massimos at?


feeling left out and ignored again


These HTC infused fruit drinks I got right before NYE, BUSSIN bussin. I feel GREAT right now lol gonna heat up some chicken wings


"are you ready to shoot, yuno?" "if they're shooting at you, then i will" THAT JUST MELTED MY HEART


this man just hit my car & im pissed


Ming talking that shit


Craving Sichuan food so bad, but that drive to Bellaire


That O’Ryan video that I just saw was very interesting….


England All out 68 @MichaelVaughan


imma cut you off quicker than I met you , imma swipe ya name up off my schedule


*hits 70°* suddenly gets the urge to spend an absurd amount of money


sad hourz naging sad day


Geez-oh. Was this ref working at the Solheim Cup ? #neverapenalty


I just don’t see what Palmer offers us - you cannot argue he tries but he just looks like he is going to lose the ball every time and never looks comfortable


Can the Blue Jays catch a break!? Injuries left and right


as we walk together in sync i saw you in the stars i am a reflection of you -p.b.


Lunch was amazing and worth $102.00


I had 10 cavities even though I brush, on the other hand my brother who never brushed had nothing


Anime can’t make you cry….. When the flame hashira said his last words


well done tonight King @RonaldKoeman another fantastic performance let down by individual mistakes. keep fighting the good fight


Yo, got Tini tickets and i’m not even a fan; gotta become a stan now


bro i literally know how to play the guitar...why have i not gotten my dick sucked yet


Leg day again….. fuck it


Do what make your soul happy. . Good morning!


#ChocolateWeek in the heat, next week #GBBO @user I did pay attention this time!


We should be RASING taxes on the rich not giving them a fucking tax cut


So I stepped on a weight scale today for the first time in almost a year and boy.... That was a shock


RASHFORD BRACEEE


Just spammed y'all with some tits for #TittyTuesday


Shelgon and Floatzel are awesome


Wassup ppl? I'm back again, wit another 1


2/22/22 ma surpass tanan challenges this sem (esp thesis) and maka ftf graduation


I don't think I've ever questioned if it's worth my time & energy to watch a ManUtd game to the end before... and I sat thru the 0-5, maybe more out of shock & numbness, but this time it's sadly acceptance of how far we've fallen...


misunderstood really dangerous


about to break edge on this pumpkin cream cold brew


Painted my nails orange and didn’t expect them to be neon orange


EVERYWHERE I go, I see a cat lmao. I’m sitting in the garage & one just walks right by.


This man got one tooth in his mouth I can’t even concentrate on my food


So since this whole “integrity of the game” nonsense is still being pushed.... none of the Astros players from ‘16-‘18 will make the Hall either right? Or will this false sense of morality crumble by then?


Still pissed that the Gina lady from Deadpool & Mando is a fucking Trumper. Anti-mask, stop the steal, transphobic etc. So lame & really affects how often I watch those.


The bandwagon effect is so real. People really be on some follow the leader shit on social media.


i wanna tweet selfies but i have a feeling there will be a selfie hashtag for the release so i gotta save them


Oh she’s sweet but she’s a psycho.. a little bit psycho.. at night she’s screaming “oh my my my mind”


Putin vivement les vacances


I just know Mariah Carey was in AP English her pen game is


Why you gotta go so hard on social media for? Lmfao


Chills just thinking bout it


I put in my notice at my job and bro this lady can get it in the parking lot rn!!!!!! Bald headed ass bitch. lol jk I don’t fight


Judy me


I never gave up. I was determined, I was motivated, and it finally happened. I found a Zumba teacher’s class that I actually like.


i hope the rain gets harder so i crash and die


New post is up on my site! Go subscribe


I’ve been home all day planning for the new years and I feel like I really owe myself a lot looking at this list


When does Ted Lasso come back on?!


My boyfriend eating sadza actually meant so much


ladies you ever get a new, good bra and ya titties just start tittying it tf up? bc sameeeee


Y’all lemme stop playing that hoe ain’t my man. I’m tired of this toxic shit


I am addicted to jollof rice


This nigga really got that bum ass town on his body


Ahan this innocent and Annie love choke oh, chaiiiiii no be small thing


Yooo Prince is playing in Baggins right now, hell yes


Never give up on anyone. Miracles happen everyday


I can't be fucking these niggas raw, my pussy always be covered


Le puse ajax ml


The amount of main event/title matches they stuffed Great Khali into


Me and baby go out of town Friday I can’t wait


Why do classmates come to me for help with assignments. I’m not a teachers pet


In about 3 weeks I will learn my true hair color....I hope I like it


hi hi hi i took parade at cadets again tonight and it wasnt too bad


O likes in 10 minutes


Imagine liking both genders and you still single, ..like u really bi yourself


so many people sent me gifs of @ChrisEvans today for my birthday it’s like they all knew what I wanted


Gotta get my hoopin fit together when I get home


Hey said buhari has tested positive ,it's a lie abi


Surely the people who weren’t shy to tell me that my relationship won’t last are biting the air…..


Hook by Quavo, Quavo murk the 1st verse, then Lil Baby kill his verse, then Meg come in... -Grammy award winning


My mom always serves my son his food on the fine plates good silverware pours his juice in a glass! I look in the microwave my shit on a paper plate with a plastic fork… grandmoms is funny yo! Like seriously


new draw dropping in hopefully around an hour


That shit put my ass to sleep


Sending nudes and getting them “mandame otra por fa”


literally everyone mad at me today


Some people just sound dumb af trying to justify their actions/views. All I can do it laugh at this point


yea aite


Thank you @user my replacement calendar arrived and I smile. I appreciate you for replacing it.


First day of work and I'm already feeling the urge to quit


Feeling smart amp


People shocked about the Masvidal situation are dummies. A. HE has already said its on site. B. HE has said he has one of the best sucker punches in Miami. Lol. MMA is a sport. They are still real people, he genuinely don’t like Colby. Lol so, he did what he did.


The Weeknd with SimiHaze


Crazy how I still got my dorm room keys


Marshawn Lynch getting arrested for a DUI is crazyyy!


If I pass this smog Imma be cleannn


That man was fasho sucking dick for commissary


edtwt invading my priv tl


Yoooo I’m brushing the dust off this account so I can start interacting with my favorite fanfic authors on here and sharing the goodies


i jst went on tiktok saw a bella poarch video and checked the comments, a bunch of christans saying she sold her soul for fame because they think she said "hells so fun" even though she said "bads so fun"


Spider-Man round two tonight


If I see Davido feature I swear I no go waste am


Put a SwipeLife Chain around My neck & Fall In Love when in Dingle


$600?! that's enough for a dollar menu item every day of 2021


I’m starting to hate phone calls now, I really roll my eyes when my phone rings


Insecure made me cry


This airport smell like big pork


Ride penis to if you by silk lol dat Nigga gone go crazy


If someone can make you feel special one day and then so unwanted the next, they aren't the one for you, and you know it


i simply don’t wanna speak to anyone ever again


I have discovered the glory that is salted plantain chips


El videoclip de I'm still standing en 4k


i'm a nice person just dont push the bitch button


I could really use some extra courage rn


I Be Looking Good Yall


who wants to become a relationship for the next 3 months or forever


lol somebody come to bistro w me, it’s on me


trust issuez the weeknd


Ears are ringing, wonder who’s talking about me?


I miss hearing Jungle Juice live


i’m done stalking them bc i heard instagram tells them


Fuck Wales, horrendous bitter country, hope they all pipe down now


Clearing out my freaky shit from this page


I just ordered Chili’s from Shreveport! So excited! #ChilisToGo


i am meant to be alone forever.


So We Not Gon Talk About How Rocky Had Rihanna Sitting On The Steps.?


Is anyone else not able to open @instagram ??


I just tested negative for the Rona!!! Catch me outside how about that!!!


Heat SOLO OVER, HEAT RUNLINE , Marlins ML Thank me tf later! Matter fact cash app me mfs !!!!


AND WHEN BTS COMES TO THE METLIFE STADIUM??


I touched a lot of money and didn’t handle it properly


Triangle x Toymatz is gonna be banger


South African parliament needs a Xhosa national speaker....


If your outside you definitely need a slushie


We need someone like @user for the #Polkadot community to create meme fun in the bear market


not bad saying foolish looks like matpat


I joked around with my friend to get me a job abroad and her supervisor emailed me


on this week of changing something about me or my life because i’m bored what will it be ?? i’m thinking my hair


What’s wild is I’m asleep by 10 pm anyways


& you can get whatever from me 4L


So, everyone, what is your favorite art gallery site? I kinda need some recommendations to actually upload and organize stuff, I figure it's very hard to keep track of my art exclusively on Twitter


Okay today was muchhhh better than yesterday. Let’s call today Nov 1st. Happy new month y’all


remember when twitter was popping yesterday bc of ws


#StayAtHome #StaySafe Dduk rmh la..btw stay safe..


Make his dick hard not his life gal


Tomei spoiler de the boys


Ladies always remember to kill yourselves before you tell a man how you feel


Bruno and Cr7 duo is just


anybody want to take over a lease at the lark? 4br/4bath! dm meeee


Happy birthday to this beautiful girl who could almost be my cousin but our last names are one letter apart and my future home interior designer, @user Hope you’re finding someway to still enjoy your day to the fullest under these circumstances.


At first when I got my job as a vet tech I never understood why people be baallinnggg when they had to surrender their dogs BUT I get it now. I really do. If put into that situation ima be balling too


.@PatMcAfeeShow & AJ Hawk just playing with people’s emotions there.


This pandemic has prepared me for when the boys and I move across the country and live happily ever after


hello~ I’m just wondering if anyone would like to beta a very nasty #atsuhina fic :)? It’s just porn but I’m kind of proud


Really took up 8 washers.... I ain’t doing this no mo


Having someone sincere in your life is better than hitting the lotto. Take your leap of faith.


Rishi Sunak is an absolute clown thinking those of us in the arts will retrain in something else. Literally SICK of the arts getting walked all over when no one could last a day without us, GUARANTEED no one would’ve made it through lockdown without the arts


Some of y’all really be barking up the wrong tree, LITERALLY


Spent $330 at service Canada today


Wish my fake tan stayed as dark as it is before I wash it off


I love being a dyke who fixes things so fucking much


Heartbreaking will never end,#Mutd


I’m bouta fuck her something righteous this morning


oomf follows trump so i unfollowed


zane and heath are the only men i need in my life! they are CONSISTENT, every tuesday they post on time. also, the new podcast!! heath with his hat backwards i have a crush!! he is so funny and the perfect man


Can we agree on one coin to pump while the market is bleeding? Post your suggestions below


How are you going to be mad about a shark attack? How is it a governments responsibility to stop a shark from attacking someone? The most the gov can reasonably do is post signs and tell people not to swim/surf. It’s the person’s fault if they don’t listen. Leave sharks alone


mv teaser tonight plss


I know my cousin didn’t have a quarantine photo shoot with her family. If they don’t get they asses back in the house


I wish God can come sit on my bed an tell me what to do next , How to move next


Seriously? Now I smell like bathroom air freshener. *That was NOT body spray.


i love foxes


the new rocket lague challenges in fortnite are super easy


The way I just put Eve’s music on shuffle and expect bop after bop


Been waiting on an amazon package since yesterday what’s up with that


deadass callin da police on you broke ass scammers.


Just saw a woman Biking alone Outside Wearing a mask and... Wait for it.... .... A face sheild....


Man the Sunday service choir is great


Good night I love Michael Clifford with all of my heart and I hope he is happy and healthy


Go faire mon panier shein de 200€


Over 3 minutes to decide an offside is ridiculous whichever way the decision goes!!!…


Lame niggas cant tell the difference


being called princess strawberry by disney cast members & characters


We Meet Again, Old Friend.


Diamond hands receive diamonds


Confident, Reds?


this entire mini album is soooo good


I cry everytime I think about Call me by your name


My mommy really snuck me in peanuts


Where 2100 hrs??? I ready to gtf home


Took his soul x2


SO BEAUTIFUL AND SOFT I LOVE IT


It’s Twitter .. retweet .. fav shxt .. maybe even reply on a few things … other than that keep scrolling orrrr hit unfollow


SO WERE GETTING AN SNL TAYLOR PERFORMANCE ALONGSIDE A NEW SNL PHOTOSHOOT?


as a spanish speaker, my only piece of advice would be to learn vocabulary with a grain of salt. some words have completely different meanings depending on the region, so make sure people know it's not your native language to avoid offending a local


Been subsisting on tea, cough drops, DayQuil, and NyQuil for the better part of a week and I can FINALLY see the end of this cold


#WayOutForJ1Visas Please save J1 and small businessess @USEmbassyTurkey @ABDIstanbul @SenatorEnzi @SenCapito @Sen_JoeManchin @SenatorBaldwin @SenRonJohnson @SenatorCantwell @PattyMurray @MarkWarner @SenatorLeahy @SenSanders @SenatorRomney @SenMikeLee


First time, i've spent more than a day with the #KDEPIM suite by @kdecommunity and achieved a good config of it ... Nice but ... why so much sub apps for only one area of interrest. Guys, make it one app with one name and make it work flawlessly so we all can rejoice


I just started collecting jersey and I already have 15


Can any of my Biden friends snatch me a 70” tv tomorrow night before you burn down the Best Buy? Thanks


Do my neighbours upstairs know what quiet is? I don’t think so


expect a lot of kcon gifs today


Lewandowski is doing everything in his power to take the name "Ghost " from James St.Patrick


Finally got my Xbox


bye the thought of getting married is actually scary when u think about it


everyone ask @user how he is make him feel special and loved


i miss my sunflower so much


Losing followers left and right


Cant wait for us to be at the time when this virus disaster has ended and get out of this new norm and live our lives like we used to be


oh yessss , finally got me a credit card


don’t eat, feel like garbage. eat, feel like garbage.


nice coverup


Que crush con mi coach


Hey @elonmusk Gamestonk was pretty cool! You know what’s even cooler? $AMC the next $GME


Thanks to those who joined @user and I for the @user live show. I was not expecting to chat for over an hour after another disappointing #itfc game so thanks for all your comments and contributions


Happy Birthday @user heArt eyes u 14 now :DD Im kinda late but y e s


I still think it's NUTS that there's a queer eye episode where they got their hero to talk to the man who shot him


I had to cook two different meals for two different people


Anyone in LA this weekend who’d be down to film


Found my roses


It’s a little early for my dinner and I got all these snacks


dad always gets in the shower right before I wanna go


Got my rona brain swab


good morning! who wants head for breakfast?


boutta bust this double out


I dey thank God for my mama


They say that there is a tornado in Pearland headed towards Webster! Whewww that’s a little too close to me!


Come back to me by Tory lanez


All fun and games working at maccies till ya hands stink of pickles and onions 24/7


Niggas is so creepy and weird sending random dick pics to the dm


Imagine Oda off screens Zoro vs Mihawk


for the bureaucrat, the role model is a despairing object to be manipulated by him


I hate when I’m being nice and someone takes me as a joke


if you need to exorcise the demons of your past i highly recommend doing that on twitter (public, eternal)


Great here comes Willian fun while it lasted


I keep my friendship as a friendship and not a mediaship where love is shown just because your name popped up. Ima show you love regardless if you been there for me


Soliiiiiiiid as they Come


Thank God I only wear shit I take pictures in once my whole shirt from Sunday got make up on it and I’m confused on how


I’m good tho I’m a better person now , just gotta work on this last demon


Catch me in the summer time


#BelowDeckMed #BelowDeckMediterranean #ShotThroughTheHeartAndIbizasToBlame @BugsyDrake and @user hit some of the shops in Ibiza. I sense that there’s definitely a spark. But will the spark ignite into a flame? I hope so.


Bruh why aren't any of the comic shop closer to me


Yall know my crybaby ass crying! That’s how mad I am at Bailey


Ara and Faith are together, matchmaking complete


I think I have an addiction.... It's called the gym.


Brilliant to be collaborating with @user on some Calon FM stuff! Can't wait to share more with you soon..


It’s always sad to hear that someone you knew has passed. Life is way too short. Tell the people you love how much they mean to you and never let them go! Spend as much time with them as you can cause you never know how long you have


My finances is something Ion discuss wit NOBODY… either I got it or I don’t


Foden! It’s 2-0!! This is why you play Rashford and Foden


we finally told his kids i’m having a baby. one said they want a brother & the other said they want a sister


Ugly win, 90+3. @MarcusRashford buzzer beater


Listening to Waka Waka in what's supposed to be the perfect pre world cup period but alas...we wait till the winter


I love to watch bhimnatives in pain


2,062 out of power In my city


vizeh has made a video and tried making out nantes as the villains in the sala conflict, fucking manc clown


It's 4am already and I have work at 9am


Since I’m unemployed..my bf has decided to pay me every time I do laundry, dishes, and etc to help me out. He never does any of it so I don’t think he is aware of how much money he’s going to b paying up


I just made a bomb ass frozen strawberry lemonade


VOUCH TWEET Everyone I’ve made a deal with I would like to vouch for me if you would


The chemistry we had has been unmatched. It just sucks that you didn’t love me the same way i love you


Should I move to Europe or Canada?


I bought a costume.


Brandy catalog is really crazy though.


The reason you are facing theses huge challenges and obstacles is because you have greatness and destiny in you.


haven't done my daily commissions yet


to my future bae, don’t take anything I post on social media seriously. Im here to laugh and be on good bullshit.


Have to remember to enunciate


I’m bout to be the plug to the plug to the plug for shrooms


/ i will be free very soon ! Sorry for looking you all waiting for so long


I just received my Congressional press credentials! If anyone on the Hill wants to connect, my DMs are very much open


I’m going to sleep so good


Certain shit I’m not even speaking on nomore my actions gone speak for me


COVID I can just about handle... Man U being 2nd, I can’t...


Simeone E ko GiriGiri bo won Football


Siânnise is actually cracking on like Rebecca told her to


Flooding the podcast insta so kris gets loads of notifications is so satisfying


I am currently in the mist of a massive miracle


i wanna watch bobs burgers but i told my sister i wouldnt watch it without her


People are fucking nuts


Today Was the worst … nothing worked … everything broke … I constantly felt the need to hide and let out a sob and remember to breathe so I won’t cry …it’s so dramatic but I don’t care I need to feel my feelings so I can overcome this and wait with an open heart


Get well soon, J


I am a diamond stealer


Texas ranked


"Oh menina!"


are you really ghetto if you don’t cut up your lush bath bomb into 4 pieces so you get 4 baths out of 1


2 VATI assessments down, let’s hope my coach gets back to me so I can do a 3rd one today. I’m trying to register for this NCLEX


i love hating on marcie it’s what i live for


Suddenly I’m no longer depreso…this place is magical


Being told the world isn't real by a bunch of drunk scientists


I want mango habanero wings


Where is nng....


Caner is hitting 1M soon now can I get canker pic


Idk whyyyyy i thought Whole Foods mangoes would taste even remotely close to Jamaican mangoes but I’m disappointed. The color of em fooled me. I just threw em out. Now I’m sad. I’ma just wait til I go over there


Does anyone else save numbers with peoples full name?


They making documentaries on Princess Diana?!?!?


Funny how my memories in facebook in the past few years were all Pokemon video clip


2022 Liverpool


reply below to complete the mutual


Interesting @unitedmasters now requires you to make an account with @user in order to get your project on Amazon & Pandora... and you have to “request” an account first


Never knew my godsister made shirts ...She fye too ! Me and bunny bout to have all type of matching shit & shirts for every event


This gotta be a sick joke


MY FOOT FETISH FANS ARE LOVING THE NEW PICS AND VIDS WITH @user


Money only change the people around yu


Rain + humidity


I hate when my workouts feel like a big waste when i accidentally don’t eat all day


Not my boss trying to schedule me tomorrow when it’s svt night


idk why i took my fast ass to taco bell and got two tacos. i took one bite and ion even want it no more


Hopefully Lorne hears @user killer Trump takes on the latest @user and finally restores him to his rightful position writing on #SNL


“How you have a sugar daddy and you’re gay” was the highlight of my day


I can never marry you pastor kehinde and Bishop. So your fights for me is useless.God said Not to marry you Pastor kehinde And Bishop you were never Pointed out to me by God as a potential partner. I lift the Prophet up


Having a mask on with fasting breath


Best titty drop this AM in my DM gets titty Tuesday post


Currently in the twilight zone


Don't talk to ppl when it pass 12AM cuz you'll regret it in the morning ma'am, many ppl turn into someone else during this period literally


Wedding expenses are no joke. If anyone wants to Venmo me some assistance funds, DM me (please)


Work hard feel hard…


big up everyone who works in the nhs, true heroes of this country


I didn't go to grad school but I made masters degree money


mau pc haechan glow in the dark


I’ve come to the realize that I’m hot


Smoking kush for relaxation. It's perfect


Oof passed all my finals with A’s


For every negativity thrown at you, respond with positivity.


Oh Lort she on this dark likka


Can someone give me exercising shoes before I lose the motivation to wanna exercise


associate producer shirt came today !


Welp, let me set some candles out


inspite of best effort fm both central n state govt.... public not following many things..... pl share as much as possible so that it reaches entire indians..... and lets b safe at our homes/shelter..... god bless.....


Stoked to start my 3rd rotation this week with the Schepartz Lab! The Pros: neat project on peptide backbone modification The Cons: remembering I have to bike up that hill to the chem quad again on my single speed


Can’t believe they hit my bro with a bid like that


Xiden is releasing 3 terrorists from GITMO. One being Osama's understudy from 9/11. What could go wrong?


send hope, love and nudes.


fixed Ava some beef dip & chips & me some… why is she over here digging her chips in my bowl


we really smoking Derek Chauvin pack on 4/20


People really must think I’m dumb but I be knowing everything. Be careful what you lie about around me


After I showed my niece a few photos of writers I had crushes on a couple of weeks ago, she always says now: how are your hippie chicks doing?


Taking Friday off


I can't be starstruck sha, never! Why should I be jumping and crying when I see a fellow human cos s/he is popular? I'm popular in my field too fam


I’m so tired of seeing these “hot takes”that shit on other groups. Shut the fuck up


the prison scene on #daredevil season3 is boss


Peach seems to be a trending, here's something else to talk about: Aphids give birth to other pregnant aphids.


I’ll f*ck your wife and take your money


If someone doesn’t have their read receipts on and you want know if they opened your msg, just hold the msg down and if the “unsend” or “edit” feature is gone, then your msg has been opened yw


Fun fuckin' them hoes until you realize that you is the ho


Yusuf Gatewood and Hill Harper are my ultimate on screen crushes.


Always drink water and couchie juice


Hulu upping their prices


Bawal i post i facebook, okay lang. May twitter naman.


Gherbo sessions tape so slept on


Les mecs skinny


I’ve had a lot of truly awesome “deskies” in my life. @user being one of my personal faves


Ter crise dentro do shopping, ok


my mom really just let eli walk in here wheneverrrrrr he pleases


Big ass shout out to @user for breakfast & lunch today and 2 of the SWEETEST notes. I love you


I make ppl so happy


i guess i should make a twitter circle…so if i do post things or talk about things…..it’ll be more private hm?


//ok I need Jaime art And I need to do it myself


Every time I come to the beach, it brings me back to Prom 2009


Don't chase, don't beg, don't stress, don't be desperate, just relax


My thoughts are sooooo loud!!


Nervia me pone Gigared. Nerrrvia


Dawg why dis lady smell like a bottle of flint stones vitamins this early


I’m chillin on break and some guy is smoking a cig while standing right in front of my car and the smell is getting inside my car wtf


I hate it when I buy a Bible highlighter and it says it won’t bleed thru and then it does


Back to prof.-as-web-designer as I build the LMS for spring courses, in the fancier versions needed for pandemic v. F2F teaching (since everything needs to be so much clearer & self-explan. when they can't ask you in person). At least this Spr I've got more formatting skills!


i want grey hair again


I hate when a bitch says it's to early to be smoking like bitch what time does lungs open


She said she was eating smothered pork chops but it smells like seafood..


doyoung came into my dream last night


Order 2 more books to read...Just waiting on Amazon


the guy from The Wire?


i’m the one wit the money … never the broke one !


Selecting final headshots is so time consuming


Check out this review on $PONGOINU BY BLEEVES #PONGOINU TO THE MOON!!#PONGOARMY #inu #100xGems #shib #1000xgem #Crypto #DeFi #ETH #BTC#BULLISH #ApexLegends #dip #hodling #ethgem #rebrandedChart


Sometime you just got to shoot your shot! Don’t be scared


All I see is a He-Man action figure


Sorry I'm still not online, I've been a big ball if stress and anxiety and can't fully function at the moment


#AwayNetflix looks super promising!


Didn't know how serious Manchester united and Chelsea rivalry is until my girlfriend refused the Manchester united jersey I bought for her as a surprise because she's a Chelsea fan.


What if I told u Jordan peepee-son and bong shabeebo? Not so convincing now, are they?


Hoes kill me wit the I can get whatever out a nigga wen in reality all you can only get some dick baby brag bout some that’s not free


Jokes on you. I embarrass myself by sending GIFS to my twitter crushes who have no idea I’m alive ALL THE TIME!


I be crying during the workout Ms but my lungs clear as hell


Crownbeeolive ? Nah , more like cLownbeeolive


This weather ifuna abo "This must stay between us"


astros bats currently =


gray cats


Definitely in need of a shopping trip


Freak in the morning , Freak in the evening , just call me up and I’ll be there when you need me


i hope today will be all smile and good vibes for dandans, we've been waiting THIS long please don't mind any negative remarks


Yup #GBBO but then the other one is even stranger


I've already watched 'Help Me I'm Dying' 3 times and I can't promise that i won't watch it again in the next 24 hours. @katya_zamo you beautiful funny fucker


Avery has a doctor appointment for tomorrow afternoon! Hoping this isn't anything too serious...


Bumbling boris marches on ffs what a c##t “vaccine centres popping up like Christmas trees”


Streets gettin wicked


Broccoli cheddar soup is on the menu today


I guess I’m really not going on vacation again


Cross my t’s & green dot my i’s with a diamond. — @rocmarci


It’s fun and often useful to interpret signs n symbols in the world around u or coming from within ur intuition , but not if your interpretation always works in your favor or paints u as the protagonist every time


Best to Tiger...speedy recovery. Best wishes to his children.


i’ve been waiting all year for #SpotifyWrapped to drag my ass let’s get it


I like how you can always recognize the exact moment @user edible kicks in


Mentally preparing for this cold shower since we STILL don’t have hot water.


any mf that isn’t in my life anymore will be staying out of it in 2021


holy shit these refs


#TMobileTuesdays would be nice to travel if i get it


Country music makes me fucking sick because i love it sm


Boutta fuck up the music business with CHOMP 2..stay tuned There’s more than one way to win


Imagine your face, say hello to me


Im so tired i spent an hour readjng smth i swear like five minutes passed how the hell did it turn to 50 mins


i can't imagine ely's pain


Come on now Apple, we both know I ain’t saying “ducking”


Those contracts are a prison sentence


Fun fact, corn is actually a kind of berry


It makes a lot more sense why Odell went to the Cleveland browns now


*runs 4 miles gets lost at river* “thats what you get for being a gym rat” -kyana


Just close ya eyes n vibe...


Hi can I have the Travis Scott meal no bacon no pattie thanks


I made a work related trip to Charlotte today. It was kinda depressing tbh.. normally there’s a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow when I visit the Queen City.


seriously like fuck people, I’m really reconsidering being a Recruiter


I just love yoongi SORRY


That strip .. no no no no no no to infinity


Want to see the hilarious #GodofWar glitch collection "Midgard Mishaps", with #AudioDescription? Well now you can! Check out the latest Transcribing Games video, with guest voiceover from my dad!


RIP Eddie Van Halen. Rock legend that revolutionized the electric guitar!


like did you come too fight or chase me w a fuckn weapon?


I’m ready to stop when you are


i am writing something something and i want help and i can't ask help from the person for whom i am writing it for


He's finally performing the ONE song I know.


Another within Trumps circle tests positive for covid...


Not me thinking I was up to date with my fave series


Skipping gym day to play games. It was a tough choice but necessary sacrifice


Quarantine Bday lessgo


Chris got to feel the baby kicking for the first time last night


Damn it super hard to find a cdl auto school in Florida


But I also want cum in my mouth


you cannot stress over shit you cannot control once you learn that life becomes 10x easier


A man that’s laughing under every woman’s tweet?


These spaces fights are funny I'm sorry that you take stan twitter so seriously


shut the fuck up or I’ll take it to Twitter


I’m Steady Sc All The Spots Thats Open It’s Time For Me & My Ppls To Go Out


Looking forward to the curry night at the Tynwald inn pub tomorrow


Fuck my last nigga, I’ll never double back!


Awww saskay and Cross


maayos na section at sched this term pls


What’s this paprika chat now


I low-key do not like marketing. I feel like I'm being annoying


what im seeing sa akong fyp on tiktok is not helping at all


Tired Hungry Sleepy


Rose is on the court


Patterns Of Behaviors “If you're working on changing bad habits, unhealthy thought patterns, negative emotions or toxic behaviours, know that u are healing a small part of the world by healing urself. Everyone around u will benefit and they will be served by ur wholeness”


asking twitter what college i should go to was a mistake i’m not realistically going to davis no matter how much i want to


Last episode of maid sama.... they're not dating.... so I'm gonna guess ima get a kiss at last 5 minutes


I just got my car waxed & detailed & it rained


Can we normalise idols getting married and starting a family without dragging them down or disrespecting them. They’re human too and deserve to have a “normal” life


Zayn and Dua Lipa just spent Christmas together pls that's cute and strange


I don’t even know why I try anymore.


Finish deliveries


Can’t stand no flip flop person.. LIKE UM EXCUSE WHAT DID NICKI SAY?? PICK A SIDE, PICK A SIDE!!


I miss you right after I just saw


I'm so in love I don't know how to explain this love that lives in me that is for you


there was this guy who kept shitting on astrology out of blue. after months, i finally snapped. no wonder why people say watch what you're saying when your natal saturn conjuncts transit sun.


me lo puse


& I was interested in going #UFC280 & all the tickets were sold out


Just ordered my cake for this weekend and it is


i think I got covid from my sister or something and I can’t even get an appt to get tested


Gooorming


I’m too solid to be on weak shit !


Like can we skip all this and u just lay on the couch and watch me cook for us as u find something on tv with the candles lite


spending my 4/20 on the clock!


i think i need some medicine. having fever since lastnight. this is happened bcs i couldnt order naspad lastnight


Blessed w/ these features but saving them for a wild card in the future ..


Free of Covid! Getting back to ordinary things!


I’ve been fighting battles I can’t even explain


now who wants the story of how I traveled 360 miles (each way) to see Lauren 8 hours way and made it back in time for school in the morning


I hope the baby gets the series he wants too


Can’t wait to have a decked out home office and a puppy. The Capricorn in me is feeningggg


"It would be incredible if she achieves it and we'll do our best. We'll support her as best we can and wouldn't it be fantastic if she did it?" Henry de Bromhead will do everything in his power to help Rachael Blackmore become champion jockey


trying to get gc to play club penguin w me is not as easy as u may think


That shower brought me back


I’m still going to take 1-2 business days to respond but still none the less you blessed


girls - girl in red


Watch me spend money I’m tired of savings


omg just purchased my first smutty book


It’s like the blind are leading the blind in this mf.


If it’s been 7yrs + you don’t count., fell off my coochie report


All the orange on Ave 12


Bruh I’m making all sorts of music... club shit, sad shit, happy shit, experimental shit, fuck you hoe I’ll make a god damn classical BANGER, Im so inspired rn lol


All this comparing LBJ and MJ and brons career is def not even over


Can’t wait for my Miband 5 ehee


#BiggBossTelugu5 shannu saved Manas, Ravi tho friendly ga unna, he is playing in his own way with out getting influenced by Ravi.. Very good


I can’t find these shoes that I vividly recall buying


It’s the fact that I can’t hug and kiss my friends rn. Online or irl. Why tf you so far and not in my skin


I noticed that Republicans aren’t all over the airwaves and social media today condemning Putin.


Cant wait to see the goat @KiDCuDi on Thursday


This bitch was in here throwing his life up


Srsly what are the rules about siblings, you don't share a parent with... I gotta know them, so I know which ones am I violating


If I can’t be loved the way I’m lovin you, ion want your so called love throw that shiii tf away


Yooo I'm tired of being nice, if humanity don't stop acting up imma show em what happened to the dinosaurs


“Love each other even when we hate each other.. no running.. take care when old senile & smelly.. & it’s forever”


i think I’m ready for commitment


Just learned about @user in @user Slack community and I love how they're approaching content marketing. Here are some golden nuggets


On time to start watching the match, siraj is bowling.


Exterminator appointment.


pissedddd I just drove to the eastside faaaa nun


My problem is I drink ESPRESSO in the evenings when I feel like I have a lot to still do


I'm so sick of mora


getting new ear piercings is always fab until u go to bed the first night and realize u have forced urself to now sleep on one side only for the foreseeable future


I’ve had such good control over my health anxiety for the last few months and now it’s back with a vengeance and I’m just soOoOO pissed off with myself for letting it happen


& on that note, I’m offa dis til further notice


Its crazy how I get everything I want, some things take a lil longer than others but I always get it


ai Thomas Shelby...


I need a beach day with my honey


Editing the next Hermitcraft episode now! Should be out tomorrow


Think my acc got banned


I really thought we might have a government press conference today or something following headlines of the NHS at breaking point over high cases and uncertainty over the schools going back. Nothing


trying to get my day started and xo shits in the bath.


Some of y’all actually voted for @kanyewest according to early votes.


Lol even if I try to be early, shit happens


Let me hear your BEST BET for tonight. I'll give me thoughts on them on today's episode of Daily Betslip


Who trynna get entangled


vander is a dilf tho, so like,


Red rice , bake chicken & string beans


And when kpoppies trend a hashtag about respecting their faves in gon be the first one there to disrespect them cuz they are more likely to be bullies anyways so reparations for being a bully


just got offered a position that pays higher than my current job, today has been filled with great news and it’s only noon


Niggas really be trying to hold you hostage when they’re supposed to be holding you down.


Oh I must be late when did twitter update


I'm kinda tempted to grow my hair out again.


I wanna tickle fight


"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." Chairman of IBM, 1943 Yeah, we all laugh at this "prediction". Turns out the truth is a bit different.


Is it me or is quarantine making anyone else 10x more h*rny??


The drinking age in Japan is 18 so my birthday is gonna be just another normal ass day


buttt i want to stream before sleep


Suite 18


Lmao someone on Nookazon rated me 1 star because I rated them that for being super unfair with their prices, love a salty hoe


Thank you followers...................... For retweeting some serious good porn I can beat my meat too.


Hey @elonmusk Netflix is cheap too if u wanna bid? Binge watch inside Tesla


Once it’s time for me to draw...can’t find any of my pencils. One pencil I do for is broken


I’m finna deactivate FB


Every day I get closer to cutting my own hair to get rid of these split ends... dangerous


Helllooooo 5 day weekend, don’t mind if I do


therapy surrounding the regulation of my nervous system has saved the day again, life is worth living


Damn my SKIN looks AMAZING


When we dance in my living room to that silly '90s R&B. When we have a drink or three Always ends in a hazy shower scene Nothing's gonna hurt you baby As long as you're with me, you'll be just fine. Nothing's gonna take you from my side.


“The aim of art is not to represent the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance” -Aristotle


Why do I always miss chick-fil-a breakfast?


Vanguard is literally a MW reskin, with WW2 guns


So Twitter is Ending ??


Shaved 6 mins off my 3 miles in the rain


hmmm can u guys call me xila in the replies


Welcome new members!! We’re so happy to have you. First meeting of the new semester tomorrow @ 8:30! See y’all then


Goal on here: get Kanye to follow me


Tfw you know the roadmap dates are probs gonna be changed but you're still online shopping for your first night out outfit


thanks por mi dressing


#canceltwitter2022 why cant we send voice message


00:00 Dear Heavenly Father. I seek to follow Your footsteps. The road You travelled upon was not easy but it paved the way to new life for all of us. So, as i endure hardships i will remember Your suffering and trust that You will carry me through it all. In Jesus name Amen


i feel so angry when i come home from a long shift and then one of my family members tell me “wow you had a long shift”


About to lose my shit is an understatement


I hope it’s not too obvious I love my sister’s oldest daughter the most. It’s not like I bought her a sign for her bedroom, a phone case, a sticker, and some tiles (the tracking thing) so she can find her airpods when she loses them in the house


I get mansion I get swimming pool I'm the richest musician in Ghana in the mud, who dey breath.?


Just saw Oscar isaacs balls


Mind u half the tiktok trends are brought about by fans themselves but yall didnt wanna make tiktoks using mingis verse in rocky


These 10 hour days ain’t for me fam. 7am-5. I feel like I’m in a haunted hospital. Delirium kicking in


This new music is UNREAL. Let’s just say it’s gon’ be a hot summer.


I didn’t realize my dad texted me around noon to take the meat out the freezer, glad I put it on the front of my truck an hour ago. It’s already thawed out


I know the Lord will make a way for me


Unos corridos tumbados for the gym today please


Going on a date tonight and don't have to worry about my budget


Guess who's gonna update now?


would u creampie me


To the person spreading that hyunjin is not mentally okay I wish you the worst week ever


Having a flat tyre this morning is the icing on the cake for what has already been a shit week


Who was your Man of the Match tonight?


that wax after not going for a while is kinda crucial


Miroku, thats it. That's the tweet.


if my sister say i’m not wrong, FUCK whatever else you got to say cause bitch i ain’t wrong


Looking forward to presser updates. Doctor's orders, not allowed watch. Medical exemption.


KUWTK got cancelled? It was about time tho


I hope Chloe Ting is having a great day


I see why I work so much, my life is boring


Idk what possessed me to blow dry my hair today but I regret it… By the time I got my hair somewhat straight, I sweat it out


I can't believe that i forgot that daigo is also a legend


If you up this bitch you better buss this bitch


Fucking pumped for this workout!! LETSSS FUCKING GOOOO!


Zapata is the last name of my neurologist this is so weird to me


stealing a funny meme feels as good as black tar heroine


Fucked her now she organized my clothes


I heard its titty Tuesday


yes i stalk your page it’s fucking public tf??


I could really use a taco in a bag rn


ANCWL Zoom meeting , Eldership dealt with me pha andiseMaka.


I know that I don’t know enough about the nuances of American politics to act like I’m an expert on it, I suggest that other people should also come to this realisation asap


literally drinking nothing but water .. I been drinking 4 days straight


Twitter is stale today


yes tl i still miss him i’m sorry


You ask someone what color is Christ and they say Middle Eastern... baby... middle eastern isn’t a color...


Having a piss first thing in a.m.


annoyed bc I need a new hairstyle by Friday


thinking of the cheese mc muffin


This girl desperately seeking my attention


Felt like Christmas thanks to chuy


when ya mom calls you out for not eating.. uhh can ya let me be depressed


this may sound kinda dumb but .. HOW TF DO THE LITTLE VOICE IN MY HEAD KNOW THE DAMN LYRICS BEFORE I DO !?


A internship just asked for my tiktok handle bye


im sooooooo mad at this one thing & i can’t even do anything about it so i will just continue to be mad at it forever i guess ?


2 weeks and my braces are coming off


this is so ghetto… i can react to messages but can’t reply


I's like IFM.


mother moon is serving looks tonight


When Theresa says to me, “You are a teacher, you’re just not paid as one”, I felt that on so many levels


Finally got some sweet relief from my boy today after over a week


I make farting look so damn sexy. Be sure to follow @user for more


rewatching the politician bc ben platt has my heart


You only retweeting Yt porn is a


“Feeling friends mo ah” -Mama Ay attitude?


please it was not two years ago today we landed in halifax stop


Happy Prime Day!


Never met Martin but I can tell you where the Tommy at


I use to think Lil Wayne was too fine back in the day


I’m sick of “Almond Milk” twitter! We get it you like soggy milk


fuck it im gonna get myself an apple for a late dinner


This is my 109th “I need to invest in Lasik” tweet


I've watched Corrie for like 25 years and I still get shocked when someone slaps someone else


Na sugar mummies that have cars, wey I go dey date now.


Just fried some catfish nuggets


now that mask thing is lifted ima have to look at so many peoples ugly ass faces


im getting itsay 2 AND loki in time for graduation week in which I'll be home resting


Daming pusang-isda hays.


omg you niggas aggravatingggg i’m about to tell my unc to shoot y’all


Happy birthday dawg @user go Celtics hehe


Towers being on the same day as chubby is so sad


Literally going back to atx just to cover my shifts @ the shop and then coming back


any nyc moots going to bts bday events? if so lmk i need irl friends who like bts/kpop


BMW we are back


Live your life, stop messing around mine.


antarctica is so pretty mannnnnn


Under certain conditions of course


I will never forget the first time I heard Chromatica II into 911... out of body experience


I like ONE miku post & twt shove every miku in existence into my feed


Tyler Cooking Tonight!


I wish I would have bought a deep freezer when I thought about it back in December.


my arm is numb and i can't figure out why. i'm literally just sitting here bruhhh


ONLY WILDFLOWER STANS


Oooo that tax refund


Gotta go to Trader Hoes today but like I can never leave without so many things


I be praying shorty don’t pick me


Not sure if I should stream tonight or if I did what I should play. Wanna stay consistent with the gameplay but WZ is in such a bad state and I just wanna have fun


Rick & Morty comes on Sunday


Clearly I get up on the wrong side of the bed today, I feel very miserable


Stream is gonna be late tonight! Still planning on doing the Pokedex entries for a bit before more Moemon though


my biggest flex is my NATURAL curly/blonde hair


Someone pay for a hotel for a week for me so I can "grind" out new content


They will start missing you once they fail to replace you. and believe me, it's true


How y’all feel about forces, is how I feel about a fresh pair of vans


Reminder, if you got a coupon from me, today is the LAST day to use the coupon at @HyVee #SpringLakePark!


There's something about Twitter that makes us so verbally violent


I like milk, but I love cum


oh sure, make me smile all day


Wilfried Gnonto a surveiller


We about to have WWIII & y’all trying to see who àss clap the loudest


I Wanna Have A 3 Sum


I forgot how great a fully charged massage gun felt....


Dear lily, i missed you, i love you forever. You rest well now


#CunkOnEarth "the poor had to survive on cake"


idk what im feeling but its making me uncomfortable? it feels really anxious and i feel my heart beating so fast??? Like wtf???


Everything comes to an end don’t force shit . Life goes on


finally put away presents, candy & stuff from school the mess is gone from the living room


will watch another crime doccie


Really bad defense from Sands there with Ajax’s second goal


just for parker i farted


#LOVE big better more wisely deeply sincerely patiently anew again & forever


ok someone organize a red meat rewatch immediately pls i beg


Y’all listen to joe budden attack women daily on his podcasts and now y’all questioning it he beat women after these ladies coming out saying he beating they ass ?


Dating is going to require some training wheels


Anyway thank u and Happy birthday sa madam nila Jeban og Gerald


Wonder if you know how stupid you look


I’ve not seen anyone use Jenny’s glow willing, it’s always some kind of ad. IMO everyone should stay away from that brand


someone buy me another telfy


What do you guys want to see on KINKY WEDNESDAY ?


"This is defecation... wait I just said poop... THIS IS DEFAMATION"


Never take a day for granted. Good days are for happiness and bad days are for experience


My bitch da sickest I can’t lie


I regret signing up for orange theory but once my body is right......


It’s 90 degrees in my apartment


Zoey always random yells “hey I love you” & if you don’t respond she’ll say it again


Customers think they can say mean things to me or yell at me to hurt my feelings or make me cry but really I'm just


i just bought gushers for the smoke sesh


i’m rewatching daredevil and i forgot how absolutely beautiful matt murdock is


Our love and love of our opponents can not be together in the chest of a person. ~ Imam Ali ibn Abi Talib ؏


Idc if Gabe is a demon in "Locke & Key", he is hot and we need him back in season 3. Just saying


I finally had the courage to submit my resignation letter today for my peace of mind


Every month, you supposed to pay her bills and get her what she want!


Good morning #CowboysNation! My flight from Hawaii was delayed and now I’m stuck in Dallas’ airport for a few hours. Wouldn’t have it any other way!


My problem is i come on this app and share 24 statuses in 3 seconds


Would you be interested in a .bonk domain?!


Most businesses are in shock right now. We're remaining positive and optimistic here at Ocean, as we know this period of uncertainty will end. We're working around and thinking beyond COVID-19. We really hope you do too. Stay strong and keep moving forward if you can


I be telling game … now watch once I get wealthy it’s going be “ how “ when I told Mfs for free they just ain’t use it


Ugh. Can’t believe I’m going to say this. Fuck Eli Apple. Fuck the bengals…. Go…. Chiefs… ughblauh


People love saying "energy doesn't lie." Well, I saw Vegeta learn how to hide his real power level from being on Earth for one day. That being said, watch out bc ppl can hide their true selves from your scouter


This game of darts has been ridiculous.


BTS WE COMING FOR U!!!!


oh wait.. I just realized the date is 2/14 = valentines. no valentines date, kyungsoo?


Is it true you are where you attract


A good girl but she bad af


if god didn't want me to be gay then why were girls always playing with my hair during class


Celtics still got their starters in


taylor swift fearless album is my go to album everyday while i am coding


I have finally arrived in the US: I now have a venmo! << That's how you say that, right? In other, related news: I have a new place to stay for the foreseeable future


I swear if anyone in our household talks ill of BTS, I won't be holding back anymore.


Puff puff and tea


Any day I don’t make money, I go undercut floors


DM requests are always a scary place. Men are creeps


Being a maid of honor is hard, I gotta stand out but not too much


It's hard to be happy though because my friends didn't do well


Reading books at 3 am


Happy 4/20 stay WOKE & TOKE


i literally don’t wanna do my hw wtf


“Girl if you got a big back let me bend that, show me where your friends at we can flip that”


all i do is sit in my room and make videos of myself


Happy International #NonBinaryPeoplesDay to all my fellow theydies and gentlethems


Wait so when bts are in Las Vegas, I really need to wake up at 5am not only for school but to not miss a OT7 live


2 days until bieber nye and anyone


Me reading my TL


Attitude Fucked Up But My Heart Good


y’all ever be so excited bout sumn you can’t even sit down? im over here walkin around doing random stuff like im on the phone wit bae


had the shortest shift of my life and now i’m listening to kaikai kitan by eve


No Swindon Speedway in 2022,Wolverhampton continues to be my closest home track for another year


de3 3w) odo nsam na )de ma what if he dey hold alata samina


He know my booty little but he still be tryna grip it


Bought myself crab legs


If you don’t like heavy metal, you’re missing out.


Just five more retweet’s on my last post!!


I must accept the truth that I’m only good at rendering hair


Congratulations to @user Guy deserves a shoutout for always giving everyone else shoutouts too. Keep bringing that positive energy to the world


Okay maybe doing triple shot 39% gins and pepsi wasn't the smartest idea I had today


Apropos nothing, I’ve had @Twitter contact from 3 #ComicBook creators I’ve tweeted at: @user has generously replied to several tweets as part of STERANKO SUNDAY TNT, @user replied good naturedly when I pointed out a typo in Immortal Hulk & @TomKingTK liked a tweet.


Butchu won’t get yo baby back


Of course goodreads goes down when I want to finally add that I’ve finished the book I’ve been reading for months


#MarriedAtFirstSight Love it


6 Years Was A Long Time


horny hours dms open to tiddy pics


It's me and my kakarampot na pasensya against the world


Innocent was innocent


Hmmm it’s just about time for another giveaway I have so many DIYS!


Aldis forever out of candles.


A dawg now 7 years in breeded by Vick .. quick as my owner


420 tomorrow and I remember the days I would literally not go to school or call out of work to get stoned all fucking day… lol well! Not the case for me tomorrow, catch me working 9am-8pm


HAPPINESS FUCKING CONTINUES. Thank you universe for allowing me to be on this earth at the same time as the @jonasbrothers


We have friends who open doors to opportunities and friends who sabotage every good thing coming our way. @user opened a door for me and I'm forever grateful. I asked one question and he answered. That's all I needed. Already 1yr in the game.


What rhythm games do you play?


today was a productive work day.


that freaking Adam!!!!


Win lose sampe 8x


How can they love you, and yet destroy you?! That’s not love at all.


hope they r nice


So who wants to start a crypto called Libra and just fork Doge coin?


There is a hummingbird turf war going on at my back deck, one just grazed my head during a battle


Hi ! Have you met Josh?


bleu cheese dressing is HORRIBLE


yeji growling in voltage got me


The Boys season 2


32 I vote #MTVLAHITMYUNIVERSE (@BTS_twt) as this year's Hit Global Del Ano at the #PremiosMTVMiaw 2022


why do y’all have to drag artists to uplift your favs? shut up please you’re just being loud and wrongggg


the dumbest are always the loudest


Me and the bois are gonna check out Hyper Scape. tonight for the first time!!! Now that it’s on Xbox super excited hope to see you there


Next few weeks bout to be so busy but then the next chapter begins


ok so temporary layout ,


Christmas movies are preventing me from going to bed


I got a suprise video for yall.


Just come here to say meowning!! Let's go through this day with a huge smile


My uncle and “what’s the plan”


All my Friday and Saturday packages have been sent! Now I gotta tackle cyber Monday


I can’t imagine what next year’s gonna look like when I pop into French “5” after getting a “1” on the exam


I love what I do don’t get me wrong but sometimes the ppl I work with make me not want to come back up in here


I’m writing a research paper on ‘Political Economy of the Nigerian state and Climate Change Management in Nigeria’ The paper will be published by Thompson Reuters. If you’re interested in becoming a contributor/co-author please DM let’s work together. Cheers


Dogecoin to the mooooon


Can’t even be mad at my red nose bc it shows I was on vacation


Sorry to my coworkers but i brought fish for lunch again


Do y’all sleep naked?


MAN something about those hugs make me fall in love


The pain that my retainer gives me is lethal.. I’ve had it nearly 10 years and I still never learn


Y’all be in denial


I can’t say China without saying it in trump voice no more it’s annoying asl


If I have my headphones in what makes you think I want to hold a conversation?


Go home RrrrAtakan


Why be better for someone who won’t even be better for you


I cant get that video of the girl with water allergy out my head, mehn life must be really tough for her


Wen I do gud erryone else do gud too.


Put yourself in my shoes, and wonder how I stay 10 toes


CHARLES WHY ARE YOU RETWEETING MY PRAYERS


wym? of course I'm a narcissist no one else loves me


Plzen scored a second


Made some fried rice with shrimp and veggies last night it was so good


I miss bobby and Rey already and it hasn’t even been 24 hours


I go on hopper and look up flights just to feel something


Never Chase A Corny Nigga Put That On My Life


1st day of training and I can already feel the positive energy from everyone


I'M ON A BREAK!!!


Um not depending on nobody but God and me


It’s never send cash tag but always swiping up


Every time I ask my son if he wants to do something or go somewhere he'll say "sure mama" or "I guess mama" and when he doesn't he'll say "No I'm good mama." Like dude you're 2, chill out


Ajax 1 - 6 Napoli Get a win/draw v Liverpool at home and defeat Ajax at home then 3rd is possible!?


I publicly came out to the whole of my Facebook today including everyone in my family who’s homophobic


#Messi𓃵 Twitter has settled it


My brother’s provider is the most irritating woman. Maam this is not your house. Lady keeps yelling and screaming on phone calls with friends


Nobody is busier than a person not interested in you, like: “let me close the fridge I’ll call you back” Lol


Funny how the brits are talking about “created by the poor and stolen by the rich”


Bitch I have no sense when I'm on my period.


RIP Mark Lanegsn..this one really hi. Someone find Eddie Vedder and put him in a death proof bubble


I’m off of the past, I’m too busy building my future


morning. walang good kase walang ot9 selca


Damn now Tom Brady & Gisele getting divorced


2 years ago I ran to your rescue. I’m still so sorry we couldn’t change the outcome. I’m still here if you need me over this cause I know it’s not easy! I love you lil mommas


As a general rule Western Australians like quickies. Don't we all @ShaneWarne


I really want to make more content for Pei Ming Week but my only ideas are shitposts


wait i thought bucheon had somewhat a long distance between seoul but actually it’s just 20km whatt


Physically emotionally and whatever the third one is exhausted


Dalton got me a weighted blanket for my birthday


Foden MAGIC


I get a lot of compliments on my mouth


I’ll say it again as PVPers our experimental season was the first 3 months of season 3 while they “tested” resonator and resolve


Trying everything to miss work today


who goin to orlando pride with me on the 15th


Houston have the best food


vou no shopping


I never thought I would be successful. Didn’t even want to go to college lol and here I am getting promotions


Can’t wait to grind my ass off for the next 6 days


Bruh dont ask me to make plans and then not give me an hour even after I suggested some hours and you ignored it


antman and the wasp


I gotta get my baby under control she was steady doing Shit ina store so I snatched her ass & she a made a mistake & dropped her gift card this boy picked it up for her this damn baby swung on him


Meatballs and nachos for dinner tonight.


Finished my paper, had a job interview, and met with my advisor to update him on my leave. Now I play games


Nothing is permanent in this world not even our troubles


You had my car for 6 hours to replace ONE tire and I come here and it’s still not done


What a freaking small world among us firefighters in NL, ran in to 2 guys from a other region who have worked at my station many years ago, and tonight ran in to a old colleague, from the store I worked at 22years ago, who is now a firefighter instructor for a big company


Some people any day u no see them online , something is wrong


Illest bitch alive. Realest bitch alive.


COD Streamers miss abusing the slide cancel mechanic thanks to their macros and paddles in #ModernWarfare2. The movement kings are dead. And no, that wasn’t skill. That’s you cutting corners to make content, shit on low KD players, and create an artificial skill gap


Great game marseille


Yep, this feels right


Imagine the scenes of James got injured tonight


Taurus season starting right


tomorrow i could be at 600-700 cals if i lie effectively enough about breakfast


Shout out to all the real mfs cause alotta the realest shit we do go unseen and unnoticed , But that’s how the game go


This year we up the score .


*ties him up & forces him to watch me cum over & over again.... then suffocates him with my ass* that’s a sticky situation


I am biased but I think I make gorgeous children


699 following who wants to be 700?


Idk, by sending words to K, I feel like it's affirming myself too. Like I was talking to myself


I thought last year was but nope


Every mfn time shii go up it go left wtf


Kyrie ass need to give they ass a 50 for that 50..


Women need to chill and stop being so damn pretty or imma have to lower my standards cause y’all be looking TOO good but have terrible taste so how am I suppose to stay picky


Regular RT @user U Eva see a chick and be like damn if she give me a chance I’ll change everything and settle down? And then u find out why she’s single


Hey get a life maybe


guess I’ll have to get what I need from close relationships from “therapy”


if that nigga think he slick just be slicker than him.


I know you’re sad and tired you’ve got nothing left to give , you’ll find another life to live ... I know that you’ll get over it ...


Literally behind with all my modules.


I was terrible today. I forgot to take a picture in front of the #rfo board. #RFO +6 Volli Yay! #Stayinghonest #extremeownership


Made some cream of crab soup


no way has my bestie just told me some guy she was seeing wrote a pros and cons list about her


Idc what nobody say liquor be having my pussy throbbing


If you add descriptions to simply plural groups do they show up to others? -


Y’all I got my first sub on onlyfans


Rulay


i got a 98.5% on my japanese final and a 110% on my essay


It's the way y'all manage to be creeps just by hearing a voice over the phone


Boy this Brian Daboll interview taking longer than I expected


if you feel uncomfortable or unsafe on twt right now please know its okay to take a break or leave for a few days


Apologies for being so inactive , back now tho and got you all with dem fight vids


We’ve just had 53000 new COVID cases in a day but @RobHarris is still pushing the conspiracy that City postponed the Everton game to seek an advantage. Wtf is wrong with the media in this country


I’ve had several people from my past reach out to me ever since Mercury Retrograde began lol


This guy is sitting criss cross in the booth


Shout out to all of the Texas Tech seniors tonight… These guys have stayed strong in the face of adversity.


I was thinking my bf and I were maybe not going to work out bc when we were staying at his mom's things were just more stressful.. (not bc of his mom). Well I think it has starting improving almost immediately now that we have our own space


I have a new obsession — veggie sticks. I drove 15 mins one way for them today


Snowball date with slimm


before we get drafted anyone wanna admit their crush to me


I'm answering as many people as i can. Don't get butthurt if i don't get to you in 0.5 seconds


I’m trying to find the tweet that talks about things to do in NC during the Christmas holiday. All I remember reading about is a train ride, but can’t find the tweet for shit


While you asleep upstairs, playing then you lay in my arms


I hear this man on the balcony near me coughing up a lung alll mf day


i ordered a walking pad online & im so excited


menjelang 4k following


Trend Lo Retweets ki Panikostadhi!! Follow Me.. I Will Back For Suree


I want a Polaroid camera but I don’t have any people to take pics with


English 3 lions becoming a delight to watch. I'm impressed


cant wait to play olympass today


What a day. Haven't been looking forward to this correction, but it isn't over. 5th day market red since March


i wanna go see my grandad


Hi to all my fantasy moots


Canceled your ass , I ain’t fuck with fake energy


any1 remember that ?


Looking to chat over Zoom with startup founders and executives on remote working, productivity, managing accountability, and maintaining reliable communication/collaboration in respective teams. We're building something exciting for you — would love to chat.


chan rapper and Hyunjin rapper


My changer is broken and my phone is on 1%


Im finna cap but i ain’t got nothing to wear next weekend


$end if you have a small cock


Pie is not hot


Yaaaaaas,.... got my vote in.. for guess who! Alllll blue !! Alabama !! Doug Jones! #BidenHarris2020 -


at this rate, even if a woman meets Jesus. She’ll say he’s scum


the jury did what needed to be done.


Well, they found him guilty & BLM says "it ain't over". So many sneakers, so little time.


She said 'babe/guy'


The QUICKEST way to get rid of the Russians invasion is only one thing! It’s to open immigration in Ukraine and people will flood the country and fight for it !!


be watching my sex tapes ready to make another


If I acted the same way today I would’ve gotten hell for it


Power has been out since noon with no explanation from my building, been working from my phone. today has not been productive.


Exclusivity has a price. Don’t make yourself the exception to the rule.


I really waited for “travel Tuesday” only for the prices to go up


Hello everyone! I’m still feeling a bit sick but a little bit better I just wanted to hope on and let y’all know.


got my test results back


1 day 12 hours 49 minutes 50 seconds till forcebook schedule


Love seeing how much talent there is on #sizetwitter. You all make some great pics, clips, and art!!


YOURE NOT LOOKING AT ME BOYYY


Oh goshhh Leannnnne


#ZEHR took some profit last week and glad I did still got 50% but now just underwater, will top up on weakness or funding but great punt into drill soon


#WhiteSox to win Game 1 and lose Game 2 +284 parlay


Ah İsmail Ah!


I just dont be in the fucking mood, dass it idk how else to sugar coat it


Holy shit. 2 normal weeks AT LEAST.


WI ᗡí∀S Ⅎ∀ΛOᴚI⊥O SON Ͻ∩∀NᗡO SƎ Ὁ∩Ǝ ⊥Ǝ ΛOʎ ∀ ΛƎᴚ


That first shot of Anejo always hit different


I just woke up and the first thing i saw on tiktok is ricktok and i was rick rolled on 2020


who even needs functions in life idgaf about quadratics


My dad called my sun spots dirt and tried to rub them off


Excited for #ENHYPEN tracklist


being in the addiction field, i am so tired and just fed up with the way we're trying to approach drug recovery


a kinte cloth sash on his graduation gown


I just did a check on my main account @user and it says about 500 of my followers were suspended...in a day...


ll cool j x doin it song is so nasty I love every bit it


lil nas is the most streamed male rapper on spotify and he was in a among lobby w corpse dream karl n others


Draymond is going to lock Luka up. I'm sorry, it's just how I feel.


Anybody else notice how the more Wizards jacks up the prices of #MagicTheGathering products like Secret Lairs, the more prolific high-quality proxies & counterfeits become in the community? Hm... I wonder what's motivating them do do that.


I’m kicking Christmas ass this year


I love it when my husband tells me exactly what he wants to eat. I hate struggling trying to think of something different to make everyday


I want go see Mary j now


Sinir stres online


Nothing like a natural ATL FAT ASS tho


Ideas for bringing people outside academia to lingcomm events/collaborating with institutions who are already organizing events/joining other scicommers/drawing on networks, structures and formats from other fields at the #LingComm21 fishbowl discussion on lingcomm events


Stalking #GMA2021 tweets to find out who won what


A dinner date sounds good


Had to stop cooking during my pregnancy but I’m slowly getting back into it


back to my fav dn


I need a glass of wine, or seven


Unwanted dick pics make me.


i wanna get followed by dream


My kids are agg bag! Especially the older. Why y’all didn’t tell me the tween/teen years were hell? I hate it here.


raptors about to show the world


Not looking forward to this 4 hour lecture


RT if your team is the #1 team in college football


Can go days without talking to my bestfriend and we both know we’re not ACTING FUNNY. People have lives and priorities. Understand that.


Dads are the best life's coaches.


Manifesting a future: MINDSET


day 5 of missing txt but i actually have to go back to work this time


1st game in months playing Madden @ RAVENS n he quits early 2nd quarter to me record @ 78- 55


You know what’s better than sex ? Seeing your credit go up


ok i don't think i'm watching 3 gentle bros tonight so goodnight people on the internet


A baby coughed on me in Petsmart..and before you ask, yes I did give the baby major side eye


i am: ready to adopt nahida


Pozole I’m this heat? I think yes


I can’t remember the last time I got 50 or more friend request of fb..


Future billionaire


DHL ARE U EVEN GONNA MAKE UR DELIVERY TODAY.


N I F33l LiK3 Dyin


When your 1st string, 2nd string, 3rd string and 4th string hookups all decide to cancel on you.... well its time to start downloading those dating apps and add to your roster


When you bored but don’t want company


u hoes b dicksucked out


I’m 5 feet not 5’5, the doctors have been lying to me all this fucken time


My heart is racing.... That's it. That's the tweet for now... I....


i like when men feel embarrassed and unsend their insta dms to me. next time you think about sending one... don’t


I'm sitting here irritable for reasons unknown.


this guy in my spanish was asked for an example and he brought his girlfriend up


1 month until I explore the Norwegian coast for 2 weeks, I can’t waaaaaaait


4 pounds away from my goal


Twitter circle lit today


If you’re voting for someone who even considered getting Roe vs.Wade overturned, unfriend me please


By the way, if you want to know.. I am masturbating right now


who knew waking up early would make me more productive


#Gujarat 127 +ve New cases, let wait till evening if any addition.


Well I'm going to have a ton of stories of what I did over the summer when I get back to school. Not only did I start therapy, gone to my grandpa's memorial service, and currently working on creating my school's first LGBT+ support group but now my dad dislocated his finger


My dog is so fucking cute


it's just so sad that a lot of teumes have a lot of nerve to not delete tweets and defend the freaking bad idea because of what?????? geez, grow up and be educated.


healthy snacks & chocolates


I really need to go get my charms my daddy got me


I Love Celebrating My Friends


I wish it was possible to 2-step a B58


Headliners before TOTY


Never got any real time to kick with you one on one…..


Next stop, NCLEX


Hmmmm love that my painted nails were considered “absolutely hilarious” to someone today


Bills @ Rams is sooooo close


I MADE a big girl purchase today


This sound dumb to complain abt but Im so sick of sitting at work for 8 hours doing literally NOTHING.


My man has done a lot of things that have turned me on today


Taking on 3 jobs bless up


By the way anti Semitic people, Jesus is Jewish and He said salvation is of the Jews (John 4:22). I'd be very careful hating on Jewish people and Israel. His return is near and you don't want to be caught in the tribulation


We need to sort something out for these strays as well now I think about it. Because the mum will just get pregnant again and if the kitten is a girl, her too. Will talk to mum about it tomorrow and possibly ring Iris'. If not I can see us paying for them to be neutered


what did i do why am i suddenly getting follows from a bunch of bots


tickets to japan have been acquired


2 cups of NyQuil, Tylenol extra strength & my tea lol .. i don’t feel good


Hello there @user and @user I need to tell my boss very soon about when I will be able to work this summer so pls just give us some ticket info for the Europe dates already !!!!!


If I Have To x Avery Wilson Underrated


My pre-baby body was definitely top tier and i didn’t even appreciate it


So all these times, my twt app is not updated cuz i didnt know there was this 'fleets' from twt.


I thought karun ang last day for block 4, dili paman d ay


Get your lick back bitchh !! Get the troops round em up


oomfs give me song recommendations to cry at pls


No one is stopping Man City this season


my sister just coughed in my face ..


the vincenzo episode 16 is sooooo arrghhh!!! can't wait for the next ep!!!


I haven’t added the B/G scene to the feed yet I don’t want anyone to panic! lol but it will be up today and a few old ones as well.


How you gone watch my story & not text me back it’s all on the same app


Open up your mouth, put this pussy on your face


Why does food from somewhere else always sound better than the food you already made


Seeing a fine ass man but he’s a cop


Picolandia next Friday


NOW I NEED IT ON SPOTIFY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE TILL JULY 15


We look good on paper, then we fall apart later.


i cant even begin to put into words where im at right now. the way i watched so many people just walk out on me and have learned to just shrug at you and be like “its alright man. you chose what you chose” and walk away is shocking. growth is before me


we celebrate equalizers now


What if Jordan had kobe knocked off


i’m excited to do school but give it 2 days in school and i’ll regret my words


Not me writing songs bout u.


Even if you’ve let go the person on good terms, the care and concern doesn’t change a bit for anything


I think imma make fajita nachos today


Officially have a second home in Texas. Im ready


I just want to pack and go~


might actually stan twice this comeback :0 FIRST COMEBACK W TWICE ERA


Holding her while she sleep & praying for her is a different level of intimacy


Some people don’t even have room to talk but be the first ones talking


you can like stories in ig now….


hulu has live election coverage today if you don’t have cable and find it stressful to search online for election results


when the big guys in the gym start asking u to spot them u know u made it


Finna Do Some Spicy Turkey Neck, Shrimp & Eggs


if i say MY glee songs u say _________


Bad buddy still trending


If ion do nothing else imma laugh


I really be over here watching The Fairly Odd Parents


This exact time three years ago I was in agony, cursing people out begging for an epidural


gusto ko na shumift ng course, like if same


Went to a few shops today, nothing exciting but I felt so much better, quite ‘up’, then on the drive home the local news told me that the Covid rate in Boston was 3 times that of the national average, put rather a dampener on things


Into the last 16. Much better that @England #WALENG #FIFAWorldCup2022


my grades this semester are the complete opposite as last semester


the way i’m reading this in my bathroom so my mom has less of a chance of hearing me


anyways taehyung would eat a skirt up i hope he wears another one


Hey @tailopez Stop spamming my Dm with your shitty #nft Bro, Fuck literally like 10 of them today. These fucks and there money grabs but no one challenges them. TAI Fucking Lopez


i love my hair when it gets wavy after i shower i look amazing


Anyone else noticing twitter acting strange this afternoon?


Actually. Im just gonna re follow everyone from this account


Niggas be lying so bad chile


A hotdog is great on a hot summer day in the car. . . Additionally, jello is an appetizing complementary food.


someone said hobi's muse is taehyung. I don't know what to do with this information.


It is projected that 153 million pounds of Avocados will be eaten on Super Bowl Sunday


Day 2 of summer school complete. It's been lovely getting to know our new Y7 cohort & actually great to teach without all of the restrictions for the 1st time in over a year


A ton more focus and energy all around today in a game that don't matter.....


They say you attract what you fear.... AAAAH a full rv comeback


I’m genuinely lost for words with jota, next level


Not me waking up at 1am to watch the opening team USA match at The World Games only to hear the commentator confusing the TWO Black folk on the team? With dif gender identities? With wildly dif looks?? And one of the players off field??? Is this legitimacy


Hey @BlizzardCSEU_EN I'm a returning PlayStation player to Overwatch 2 and I don't have any of my old skins or the old characters. What gives, i want my silly dance emotes back


Oi Who wants some splitgate today huh?


I’ll be on twitter till March 9th


Thinking about nat currently. Wondering what I should bring on our first date


happy again lmaoooo


Bout to splurge on nurse shoes


I’m gonna miss weekly pay


Can’t wait to see Tife’s cats and dog


My twitter is in reverse mode. Doing rubbish since morning


Listening to j cole- January 28th track


Yb and Quando sneak dissing each other over the Fredo bang shhh


my dad learned how to use find my iphone and he be tracking my every move now


someone meet me at the guad let’s float


I swear I could eat sushi every day!!


we’re just not friends anymore ig


Having leather seats in this heat is the worst !!! I literally just burned the shit outta my leg


No matter how hard school gets i plan on focusing ... ANYWAYS I PASSED THE EXAM


is mama gonna like this? i’m risking her of grandkids uf


my twitter account was blocked


He said he could eat me all night. YIKESSSS


THIS DUDE REALLY SAID THAT


nangangamoy late for today


Vince over Malan all day long in any format! #ENGvPAK #battedboy


i be craving waffle house but everytime i get it the smell


The amount of ppl at my job that think covids fake


I like how my mom is like she’s gonna start asking questions just don’t tell her everything yet over here she already spilling the beans girl what


can someone help me to enter fake? I did some research for myself but I have some doubts


I want to connect with every Reddit Avatar on Twitter. Please comment below & let’s disrupt web3 for the better.


Simple Plan kind of day


Fact: I never use the words affect and effect, because I have a horrible time knowing which one is which when I'm trying to use them.


Some people just live in filth man, that’s disgusting


have your friends ever invited u over so u go over looking like ass and y’all end up at a bar


Remember the name "Alphonso Davies"


Finally got back into reading


I’m bouta do the IRS something fr


I have to wear joggers to work cuz I broke my keychain and only have two pairs of jeans right now and both r extremely dirty


she put da dick in for me ats why she deserve it all without asking


armytwt clown moments


Looking in the mirror kiss my face I’m too conceited


Why is she just telling me today she’s moving to GA tomorrow


All I know is Hillary going to have me looking right when we link


Making my way to the hospital when I get off.


The fact that 5sos entered the soundcheck today and I immediately started crying


Eyy TAKEN NO MORE


late night conversation can you speak my body language?


How my life going right now, I’m loving the presentation


Since Seth Jones has played around 45 mins, ppl are gonna think he is even better


before i go out like will, ima beat dat ass like ike


Imma start telling people to go pound some fucking sand whenever I’m even mildly inconvenienced too


my dad really hung up his Trump flag


My dad bought me a Truly


I fucking love reggaeton makes me wanna shake my nalgas every time


trynna focus on job searching but my spotify shuffles to LMNT's juliet.... now how can i focus


i got a white pizza and it’s only like 1k cals for the WHOLE LARGE PIZZA UMMMMMM tomorrows omad


I can’t stand a needy ass person


I hope this Airbnb sticks cause it’s so nice


The way my parents have become extra nice to me since they realized I was going to start working is beginning to look like a set up to me, my mother constantly keeps reminding me that I’m her baby….I’ll still move out once I have money


Hard girl might look for mawolu cuz what is this hunger riyale


Not Shelbs thinking promissory is pronounced PRO-MISS-SIR-EE


Lovely to see all my southern Tory voting pals regretting it now


my lil bear came off from the back of my phone case


My wife is 7 months pregnant she still want me to make love to her but am scared please advise me


Poopoo got 10 gel blasters like come on now


Wait is Jesy's mum still in the mummy mix group chat?


super happy ko kahapon


My BF thought it was so hilarious when I did the Bald Cap Method with the eyes cut out this morning.


Saw Janet on live once again


Not having a car note is the biggest FLEX.


Idgaf who’s in town, if you ever paid over $30 for a sex party, you’re either a Cash pig or a fukkin idiot. The host just Stole Your Money


Nonsense Bayern, score wey una for start first half


And finally, we did maths. We have been doing our green pen work and we doing some money! I use some counters to see whether the number is 1p, and 5p. And I did really well!


why do all the threads plug the same vibrator, projector, and sun lamp


My peace & PH balance wayyyy more important


I work on my bday I’m good with that


Harry’s new years resolution should be to practice his handwriting skills


stressedddddddd


I’m not saying #rotimi is my man or anything but I would have appreciated a text letting me know that he’s expecting


My man bringing me something without me asking is one of my love languages


if you ain’t applying pressure dont get mad at who do


make no sense how much FTP merch my brother got


The noise from Celtic Park


you want attention then deezy get ya clapped at .


Don't try and justify why what you doing is right but then judging the next person... you gays get on my nerves


When I breathe I believe When I pray I believe When I love I believe When I stumble I believe But if there’s lack of hope I MUST STILL BELIEVE


Who assigned this tall nigga this aisle exit row seat with me?!


gonna start a layouts thread for no good reason


good morniiiing~~


I've been wanting Sun China for MONTHS & finally got to ordering some


Roadworks to the front of me, power tools out the back here I am - stuck in the middle trying to work


Punk bitch


Tom Hardy as Eddie Brock walking around, going about his daily life with the inner monologue of Venom. There's some very funny stuff in those moments. Definitely would watch a whole film of that. No need for all the save the world type action


I want a 6 piece wing with EXTRA mild sauce & EXTRA lemon pepper


It finally hit me that when I’m sick I have no body to look after me … it’s just me … me to get medicine … me to feed me … me to rub me …me MYSELF & I … depression af


How is the #crypto community doing today?