Besties how tf do i get skinny in 12 days


My little sister love me sm. It's so damn cute


I follow a lot of funny women, I appreciate y’all


$DWAC doing her thing


SpiderMAtS back at it


All caught up on Love Island. Zara is bad but Olivia is the absolute worst


HIIII IM BACK FROM SCHOOL !!


When was the last time you and your spouse/partner sat down and had a really good laugh? Laughter is a natural physical uplift. Try it and see how good you feel afterward. Make time for laughter


Tfw you go to the weather app to see if it's gonna rain today and learn there's a mile-wide, planet-killing asteroid hurtling toward earth with a non-zero chance of collision


Hello, You got this! This month is going to be the best!!! I Love you Lots!


Just want to once again thank @user for all your hard work. You’re an angel


Noel Clarke very much playing himself in "Mute"


When it comes to disciplining my own mind, it is a lot like teaching a toddler basic manners. Progress feels much slower than it is. Especially when I'm exhausted, I have a lollipop stuck in my hair, and 'it' only goes to sleep for a couple hours at a time.


I am once again trying to find a job that relates to horror movies in some way


Happy 420 @user And thank you @user for Jacob Pumphrey order


I swear every time a guest on @FoxBusiness shit talks $BTC, which is almost daily, we end up pumping. Fox Business & Jim Cramer are National Treasures


After watching the first two episodes, I know you mfs be playing with folks. I dnt like that.


Boyfriend doesnt call me anything but my name...but bitches on ig are queen and beautiful


I saw a YouTube that said We cross our arms because it’s a comforting behavior. We self hug ourselves.


I highly recommend y’all pls watch Dave on Hulu. @lildickytweets is a fucking genius


Elon buys Twitter, adds doge for tips, imagine what happens with @user


Think imma make a pound cake tonight.


Drink tonight or get drunk tonight


big body Benz pls don’t crash


Niggas actually love playing games. I’m convinced


I feel like I should go full pastel pink girl


My donuts are OTW


i love when sex come up as a topic and all y’all pretend you 100% from the field..that’s the kind of hubris make y’all shitty at it in general


and another college has accepted me


Erykah Badu x Other Side Of The Game


Why is Chauvin looking shocked?


Nigga we not sick it’s ALLERGIES. Dafuq...my shit bad every spring/summer


Took my sister to an all you can eat Korean BBQ called BBQ Busan. Had the best time ever until she looks me dead in the eye and said " I think I found what's tasty in Busan." Like girl nearly killed me


Y’all really be out here letting people spit in y’all mouth during sex


My mom just texted me that my parents got their first vaccine dose.


I know where I want my next 3 tattoos


Day 3 after surgery and it hurts to open my eyes. Lights are too bright even with sunglasses on. I’m definitely going to take it easy today


One thing Ima do is block a bih


Sadie’s bullying me into not making an Adíos Jungle Juice for my birthday


My mom gets my kids new pjs socks and undershirts and underwear for their birthdays every year and that is the most clutch gift. That lil shit be expensive


knives out sequel


Diogo Jota that is a class finish


Glad I got off I’m cramping like a bitch wtf


Don’t let em taint yo soul


I ordered all my fashion nova jeans in a size 7 hoping to gain my weight back


Midnight prayer "And forgive us our trespasses as we forgive"


Just want to live a tough life.... Jai shri ram


A parent of a half Asian child said her kid has Down syndrome in Swiss I mean it’s not that she’s just born special


I haven’t played Val in so many weeks I miss being bad


being too nice brought me pain and when i started caring less people started to show their true colours


One death I’ll never be ready for is Jim Carrey


Just like a green light you know im@on go


Boy this sleep finna hit


Kane worldie pass to the useless Saka


Nobody: 2022: Era of the Dragons


My arm hurting so bad and we got a game in a hour


#aplaceinthesun My god, the train ride is the highlight.


Michael & my parents really won’t be satisfied until I really snap out yo like stop fucking with me....please!


If I date another Hispanics chick fuck ya parents respectfully they don’t be fw black Mfs


this man talking bout he got a surprise for me


The Caltex garage ngase boardwalk has seen it all uwoah


Sick of @user hot boxing the fucking room with his farts every two seconds, starting to lose all sense of smell at this point


Alienated Filming day


got clowned for not having a pic of my vaccination card in boston like i don’t live in texas


Anyone in Oregon with decent air quality able to take our rabbits, temporarily? It's really impeding our ability to leave, because we don't want them sitting in a car outside of a hotel. Please RT Twitter fam.


i done found me someone new and i ain’t never going back


I wish I was normal


My heart broke a little, I felt it


Girls who pretend to be your bff are the ones who pray to put you in a miserable state-


It’s crazy how rude some islanders are to non islanders, Be kind. Don’t make a bad name for yourself


Still not able to return to my apartment yet


finally have a date for my surgery, so when I’m fully recovered I can start my dream job


When shit hit the fan they turn against you


Roses are red. Violets are blue. COVID-19 shut down everything but not my feelings for you.


I be wanting to learn how to do makeup so bad but as soon as I mess up, I just stop and go watch tv


I apologize for the spam everybody, I’m just organizing my tweets


v17.20s update is scheduled for Next Week


I appreciate people who write "SPOILER ALERT." I almost ruined #OneOfUsIsLying for myself


Day 5 of marriage in 2021 apparently looks like me texting spouse a bunch of “trying-to-conceive logistics” then remembering he’s participating in a church meeting to interview a potential hire & immediately following up to make sure he wasn’t sharing his screen for any reason.


I’m gonna make fish tacos at home


real spicy.. yah know?


The bucks playing better without Giannas


Za and Madden


i’m tryna talk more positive so call me out on negative shit plz


night guys, remember to trust the process


Tucker Carlson is gonna go full-blown kkk today on his show. Also I heard the MAGA world is sad about the verdict.


there’s a snow storm ,, two seconds away from saying my internet crashed and leaving my french class


thank you, Lord! happy birthday, self


I can tell my daddy likes his Christmas gift


very busy in rl, time back to twitter


So many people need to wake up right now to see what's happening on the timeline. I wonder what they're dreaming about that could be more important than their inundated mentions right now.


You got the brains.. I’ve got the looks.. let’s make lots of money


Keeping my eyes on you $GROM


Had to poop, and by the time I came outta the washroom, the kids dumped out an entire bag of smart food onto the living room carpet


Boiled fish stew


I put in my coordinates to track the starlink satellite train tonight and it says it will be visible ‘At 10:34PM or 30 minutes before’ so I guess I’ll be going outside at 10 and hoping for the best?


VC @user . I dey salute oooo. Your students are always grateful


Damn man I still can’t believe Kobe gone


So where does enlistment fall in all of this


Can we be frined's...


Issa trend bruh cmon now


One of the reasons I didn’t want a bunch of kids is cuz I don’t wanna have to travel with so many kids


Whoever will be in Miami next weekend, pull up onnn mehhhh


cant wait until i have the type of money where i can just disappear on everyone


I tried to love but you know I’d never stay... BUT IF I OD, I WANT YOU TO OD RIGHT BESIDE ME, I WANT YOU TO FOLLOW RIGHT BEHIND ME


Used this year to prepare myself for just me


It’s hot af in Stockton I’m out here sweating


I’m really an idiot sometimes. Wth is wrong with me


One thing that I really like while watching Run BTS, vlive, etc is that I feel like I am a friend who’s there and laughing/smiling with them. When a group of friends meet up in person, there is always one person who’s not talking much but laughing with them. Yep, that’s me.


Been driving in this rain all mf day


Im so fucking sleepy since morning


i will forever love wendy’s


I am human and I need to be loveddd


He in my life for real, not on my page.


Joined one modelling agency and I’m getting messages about party booking tonight.... ma’am it is nearly 11:30 and this is not what I signed up for


can't eat before my blood test


Portray To Be A Real Nigga , But His Soul Fake


I need some fried lobster tails


Nothing prepared me for the nudity in Barcelona legit everything is out ok their beaches authubillah


Wishing you a very happy birthday @_AdilHussain ji and many more to come


5 mins left and Long Island has a 5 point lead


work efficiency does increase when you get proper sleep


Wow. I couldn’t ask for a better person to share my life with


I'm so spoiledddddd I love that shit


When life throws stones at you, take your jeans and tees. Make em stone-wash Motivational speaker loading 40%


New video live on YouTube! Go check it out


These wings finna smack no cap


Yt folks been getting a little too comfortable saying “nigga”


I appreciate all my relationships , they taught me something


Tf I gotta do for my Twitter circle whores @Twitter ?


Tatum Booker Dame next then we set


Really need to shift this cold in time to visit Manchester for the weekend


Feel like shit just want a nandos


A sea of red..all across the board. Remain strong.


really looking forward to months of "I'm tougher on China" "no I'm tougher on China" dIsCouRSe


You don’t have to see the whole staircase Harley, just take the first step.


all my other band interests fanbases absolutely depsise palaye and I'm here like


I’ve probably said this many times before but Gold Love, Great Ones, To Hell & Back, The Bones & Good Woman fit my love story so well!! The way I whole heartedly relate to these songs!! @MarenMorris GIRL is really a fucking masterpiece, a lyrical masterpiece. Thank you


Me and bro went cray last summer and the work we put in showed at camp last fall. Let’s run it back !!@therealest_8


my classmates be having me dying on these apps you hea me


my airpods died at the gym today


I found this person's enegry so calm and safe and I like it. They are cute


Shouts out to the Mayans for only being 8 years off in their calculations.


Have you ever thought about the paparazzi like they get paid to be creepy.


Y’all could use my guest pass


You know what really turns me on, your money


Might spend my birthday in PE


I pay these niggaz no mind Really


Street sweepers really don’t do shit


Im unadd every mf who post that travis scott burger on sc. Like bru jus eat your burger nd go


Beautiful Mo


Why the hell are we buying oil from Venezuela when we’ve got it right here to produce? 75 million people voted for that Fucktard?


not this one girl blocking me because i liked a song more than another one


i just wanna be in paris having dinner at night on one of those boats that go around the eiffel tower when all the lights are lit up


i wanna qrt every *** favorite moment of the year but my short term memory is not cooperating


Yea crafty crab will be getting my business tonight


yo @APompliano want to follow me back??


I wonder if you wonder that I wonder that if you wonder that I wonder if you still think of me


Willock ffs man


HOW DID I DRAW EVERY DAY FOR GORETOBER 2015. Who was I back then? How can I get her back


Bengal fans are upset this morning… I got hugs for you all


the itzy x stayc tiktoks remind me of when idol shows would actually feature different groups in one ep & they would all have sm fun


No me puse presente


This Young John’s Dada song is too sweet


Love it when all of my cards in LoR are all spells, and right when I'm about to die the champions and units all come out


I read next weeks schedule and now I’m an hour late


He said we have to start Christmas shopping now lol


i just realized how big my butt is


What in ya brain is telling you to go for a jog in the dark in the ghetto of DC?!


Coming home from vacation makes me so appreciative and thankful of my home and my boys


Every time I get on social media and see that someone lost their battle against depression/anxiety and commit suicide that shit just leave me so sad and have me crying for hours..especially when its something you experience first hand.


Time doesn’t heal emotional pain


Nothing like being on hold with @JetBlue for 45 minutes for the call to just disconnect


honestly where the girls at


you don’t want to hear how I’m doing do you really care about the weather or traffic


Crazy to see my memories from a year ago and not knowing then I was chilling with a fake ass bitch!


Damn y’all wasn’t even this excited for Christmas


#SushantUnseenVideo Seriously, just done with this news channels! #ShameOnZeeNews HOW MUCH DID THEY PAID FOR SAYING THE SHIT YOU SAID TODAY! Don't this journalists feel ashamed of their self


So far, without spending money, I have 41 pulls saved up for Xiao. I hope he comes home.


My amapiano playlist is so good that ppl are trying claim they made it when their friends ask


This is a team that doesn't look like it has any ideas right now, not encouraging


Guys.... I’ve never seen the movie The Notebook


Upgraded my extremely old series 4 watch to the 7. Happy birthday to me.


Now why y’all let me think the game came on at 7:30


I hate when people start arguing in front of me... it’s so awkward


My girl funny as fuuuuuuck


talking stage means you cannot talk to other girls whilst talking to me , idk how people can argue about this it’s an immediate red flag


A have been dreaming of living in certain parts of Nairobi for a long time. And because of coding I see this happening. 2021 please be nice


Need good morning and good night texts daily


21 next weekend


Avoid drinking alak.. your brain will die...


I hate going to walmart with my mom. Shes always so damn grumpy and nosy


some mf thought rei harakami was thundercat


you really are obsessed, aren’t u?


From home on repeat


new tatts later


why did i ask for drawings recs earlier when i knew i would just want to draw scaramouche again


I hate MTN


I just want my friends who left the country to come already


Mangu is freaking delicious


Ok shape shifting powers next season


Good morniiinggg moots!! Have a nice day ahead and stay hydrated!


I am 2 miles away from Walter White’s house


#rainbowtoken my hold makes youre cry


training afternoon


lets get married and adopt a snake


how do they put deodorant inside of a deodorant can


Well done to #AVFC. As an NUFC I hope Man City smash and shatter your dreams but credit where it’s due. Enjoy Wembley and the final


Plymouth wwwoooooowwwwww conceding 92 minutes pieces of shit you are !!!


Making changes to OBS settings that have not been changed for ages scare me. But step by step I guess ;w; Otsufuyu!! I will grab some shut eye, some things to do before the Genshin stream tomorrow! Have a great rest and enjoy the rest of the year >w<!


I'm still shocked from this situation, I hope you guys will take some rest from all of this <3 Stay health, good night


After awhile you begin to get really fed up...


In class and all I have in my head is HIP HIP HOPPA


rewatching hospital playlist and suddenly im craving korean food


So y’all really finna act like hoes and break the social distance and mask shit off the rip huh?! Old ass nigga stood right behind me in line RN


Can’t wait to get use this lifestyle man, this shit whoopin my ass right now


Bitches is softer than Al Dente


I love operating in my femininity. I enjoy being soft, sensual, soothing.. I adore my husband masculine energy for protection and direction.. I feel loved. I feel valued.


Bring your love baby


I HAVE NOTICED THAT KEP1ER YOUTUBE CHANNEL GAINED LIKE 4K SUBSCRIBERS IN THIS LAST 4 HOURS


*shy stop playing


Absolutely cannot wait til draft day


And nah I ain’t committed but I’m never lonely


All these dramas, daily mentions, and sleepless nights because of the INCONSEQUENTIAL CANDIDATE? Ani oloriburuku lawon people yii se. Y'all want to lie your way into presidency, as usual, no way this time. Sango a pa bataa, apa jinwinjinwin eti eyin ati candidate isonu yin


Mustard X Ballin Ft Roddy Ricch Will Forever Be A 2019 Summer Classic Literally


I was literally reading and now I took a 2 hour nap


Me trying to translate some videos over the weekend


Darnell turn 104 today


Above everything choose a supportive Partner, life is already hard.


idk what to do with my time now that my ateez looks are ready ive never been so prepared


I’m about to mute a lot of y’all


You’ll know you’ve got something real. When you have nothing to your name and you’re still surrounded with people who genuinely cares. . . That’s when you’ll know.


What a load of crap that was . Do absolutely nothing and just hope we don’t concede, for a point at home .


Work tomorrow then off until Monday


Soo I just put my dildo in my ass for the first time


actually been doing ok not going outside for the past week so in conclusion I really am built to be a stay at home father who want me


Who put foundation in joons upper lip


The way I’m the fighting alcohol sleep is crazy. More life to me tho


Should’ve gotten a Tesla


If u use a microwave at work why tf wouldn’t u check to make sure ur shit didn’t explode everywhere after


Joe made inappropriate phone calls IMPEACH


Still checking houses out on Rightmove even tho I now own a house just bcos


any sggar ddy to pay me a trip to sweden


Might hit up SF this weekend


Don’t tell me we forever .... then leave when I cheat


people can go out to eat and everything else but my boyfriend can’t come with me to doctors appointments to see our babies.


it’s officially been a year since albina NQed and i wanna cry


If I get this new job I’m buying myself a new bag so send me all the good vibes please because I really want both


I can’t wait to get November ov with


Weather for the week ahead on a Tuesday night...@BBCCountryfile ! Wonky donkey


Good morning for everyone... Guten tag


I really don’t understand why so many MEN have so much to say about WAP when they used to bump #JUICYJ , #TrickDaddy, #ProjectPat, Ect.... Like Let Us Have Fun ...


One day I'm going to strip for my husband to Tamia _ You put a move on my heart


saturn i apologize for every notification you get from my acc


I've a very weird kind of headache now


9.9 saless


Prawn Cocktail Walkers are so under rated. The best in my eyes


hey @ImZachHerron come show some love for us twitter fans, we know u just logged onto insta


First wish and I got Noelle! Ang saya pala


i just want all my friends to know i would never intentionally do anything malicious to y’all. sometimes i take more value in my friends than myself if that makes you all feel better. please take care of yourselves!! i’m here if y’all need me


Thought she was slatt; she done turned slut


We’re playing dubstep in bartending school today (I’m all done just helping teach lessons now) This is making me excited to work hard summer and nocturnal


Why do y’all teeth be such a hot fucking mess?! I hate y’all!!!


Everything coming so fast


and if b waited for w to join his bday live before singing one more chance, then what?


The UK Top 40 UK charts suck compared to how it was in 2002 I'm just old sorry


What you look like adds to ~5% of my pussy wetness. I'm pulled in to warmth, energy, lowliness, achievement, excitement, profundity, comical inclination


Father Johns has to be the most disgusting cough medicine


im bout to put my christmas tree up


I just really hope the rain goes away so we can see @user Saturday


What's your favorite song guys??


There’re so many artists I listen to and I don’t know anything about them like CNCO. I know their first 2 albums like the back of my hand but I don’t know the name of even one member


Pobrecita it’s literally a routine w this girl . Why she think it’s cute to say the “N” word


Rashford really nutmeg two different players for his 2nd goal


No been on here all night. Come on and find out that Hearts score. Oh my sides


Most of us never experienced real love except maybe with our mothers. It is unconditional, without expectation, and continuous. It is not jealous, toxic, or possessive. I have so much more to learn


what if it was britta that wrote our scenes in 1x10 and the queen left after she wrote varchie cute scenes in 3x20? bc i ain’t forgetting how brian acted like veronica didn’t exist to archie in 4x18


i really like my new therapist


I really hope my cousins wedding goes ahead this August


why is everyone on here so stunning i feel so ugly


ohhhhhhhh so the mual


Ok but I love this snow tho


Today I had to add “grief counseling” to one of my many teacher hats


The audacity this dude has


Hurt but not broken..


ashushu epic comeback


A man that smokes hookah and records himself could never be more than a sister to me


I think I’ve had as many notifications as @PaulONeillYES himself today, geez…


The real pandemic is clout 19


working where I work and seeing these recovery photos is making my heart warm


Smoothie for dinner and it’s HITTIN


I shouldn’t be getting grey hairs at this age


I think ima get new speakers for my car


Who’s joining me on #twitch later tonight?! #smallstreamer #twitchstreamer . Also a poll! I got the sims island expansion as a holiday gift and life is strange! So what do we want to stream? You know I have a soft spot for mermaids but I’m down for either


I got ptsd from dating STL niggas. Idk, they fine tho lol


Free all the baddies dealing with clowns


Melody + Universe = Meloverse Melody + Boice = Meloice Melody + Universe + Boice = ? Meloiceverse ? AHAHAHAAHA


Why do I love the new song WAP


Lord knows my intentions are pure and my heart full of gold


Abeg take am easy on mummy GO. Make una no discourage the good girls wey wan ask for our dvck pic. T for tenks


Anyone else can’t say the alphabet in order in their second language or is it just me


Still on silent mode this morning


You say it’s cause u can’t trust me ..but Ian that type of guy ion wanna play the games nomo


ZAMFARA STATE GOVERNMENT RESCUED DISTRICT HEAD OF WUYA AND 13 OTHERS KIDNAPPED VICTIMS. The CP of Police handed over the victims to H.E @user Usman Nagogo told the Governor that the kidnapped victims were rescued in collaboration with some repentant bandits


Lord give me the strength not today don’t do it today


forgiveness is one thing, but I can and never will I forget how a mfer made me feel ..EVER.


So new matrix dropping soon


Every day’s a school day; who knew #HankMarvin was born in Newcastle?! Not me, until today.


can someone buy me doordash


I don’t even wanna go to this party anymore like my clothes aren’t even shipped I’m fat like ugh


Poppi an ol begging ass jit I HATE IT


There are certain phrases that hit me really hard, even in joking, instant anxiety, guilt, etc. I’ve heard em too many times and I’m too sensitive and I’m sorry


Bridgerton is officially my favorite Netflix show


checking lyly location tryna see why she all the way out there


Terrible start for the heat. But it's not how you start it's how you finish. Let's close the deal tonight. Let's get it heat!!!


good morning. May Allah ease everything for us ,


This hour's One Direction lyric is meant for a Pisces... 'Back in my head we were kissing.' Are you feeling loved-up? Take a deep breath, and enjoy your alone time.


starting to feel more accepting of how my body is now, until I put on my jacket and I can feel it stretch when I breathe


cramming + nutella = hyper much


Fazool Extra fazool Phr aty ha wo log Jo follow ly k unfollow krty ha


Loved todays practice because I met the best and most enthusiastic gastroenterologist


I have tried so hard to pull myself awaaaaay....but I hear the voices calling out my name...


I lasted 22 days without ordering anything off Amazon. What an accomplishment


Chelsea for life


i’ve burned all my anti stress incense tell me why i just had a panic attack


The number of people enquiring about emigrating is astounding


Watching Chamge Days on netflix...if you break up more than 30x in a 500 day relationship....why are you even dating eachother


Scenes when Steve Clarke wins the euros way Scotland n gets Celtic to finish top 4 in the spfl next season


// i’m at a history/political science club meeting and it’s literally just me and two professors


Yeeeeh it’s my birthday


anybody wanna but me genesis crystals lmao


I’m the bitch a nigga go love forever , even if he hate me .


Something throwing me off. Is it a mood swing? Idk


scaramouche my beloved


7 matic Benz for a young nigga on the strip


Mannnnn Werner needs to rest ffs!!!!!!!!!


I’ve been so good lately. Haven’t mentioned the m word once but if it turns out that it’s another Islamic terrorist that’s killed those people, including a tiny baby in Germany today I’ll be fckg raving tomorrow!


We get busy off the henny


I got sick at the fun fair today


Badly want q na :(( this quarantine made me so broke. Gastos ih


so today is Odd era’s bday and wkw’s Happy Together???


Sleep for dinner


breaking 3d parts while cleaning em at work top 5 worst feelings


Maybe we should just move to Florida


Thank god Damari dosent want to go see Darrius anymore cause I’m tired of fighting


Moood paciencia


There’s a whole event rn and I’m just at school


I wanna text you and be like “I’m good now” but silence is a killer.


Is me alone cya bathe without listening to music ?!


Ksks


Gronk unretires and gets traded to Tampa Bay Bucs to be with Brady.


I’ll never forget how you made me feel remember that


after november 16th, 2021.. ive been in turmoil..


You teach people how to treat you by the things you allow


umm fuck Jose up lmao not answering any of my calls tf


conte at united would have been an absolute disaster, back 3


GM LOVELIES one performance task to go and i'm done


oomfs drop your birthdays or confert dates (what concerts ur going to) so i can remember and hype yall


Safe auto betta gone tryna get a extra $200 outta me


Of course spurs gonna shithouse a result


If someone really likes me and sent me $5000 or $500 I’d be v happy


I clicked a link like an idiot


Phew! What a great game to watch this afternoon with @Moroka_Swallows running out eventual 3-2 winners. @user teams never give up


WHY EVERYBODY ACTING DAMN SERIOUS?


Invest yall time in Forex and stocks


i just watched eternity's debut mv and uhm- it disturbed the sht out of me


I miss my Prime Vandal and my BlastX phantom


Im Kinda Glad I Started Bck Working At The Call Center


Take a bow Curtis jones. Effort son


900,000 #SAFEMOON holders!


Goodnight beautiful and gorgeous moots, i love you so so much and I hope you had a wonderful day today, always share love and kindness xx


Im trying so hard to pick hints from the trailer, the radio show makonyan was in and these relay interviews to see if there is a development that'll let them all debut it or not but i cant tell at all


Dear self. Promise me, iam gonna make you proud


imagine if the color black didn’t absorb so much heat


Just love on me more, even when the days get hard.


Stop being so excited when you start talking to someone new. It's not going to last... Just like the previous ones.


Swim round n chips for da win


Thank you for the 30 views on my BZRK submission


I feel like the colossal titan so much heat is coming from my body


Smile was such a good movie


me: i'm exhausted also me: hi, exhausted. i'm chloé. i'm lame


hey moots i don’t wanna be that person but if your fancam has flashing lights can you please put a tw on it? i have chronic migraines that are very easily triggered by that :(


Not me searching “easy meals to make when you’re depressed”


Someone broke into my backyard and stole my @user bonfire with shield and shelter last night. What a way to ruin my day. People are terrible.


If Wilson scores this week and Watkins doesn’t


I wore my necklace for 2 days & lost it


ty for 300 followers!!


This or that: Bratz edition!


JV won 25-22!! GO BLAZE!!


My homies play on PS5. I’m the only that started streaming. My homies are still on party chat. I might have secured a goxlr for the low to solve party chat problems and just upgrade my streams audio altogether. My point is, I’m dedicated to my homies.


there’s a tornado warning apparently


The level of engagement Fabrizio gets in a short time can even rival Biden


Certain tweets I does gotta laugh at & keep it moving cause if I dare retweet here comes my nigga with a screenshot


Gn god preview for @user tomorrow


wait guys what if all us SOL maxis bought ETH blue chips and got a bunch of their community to follow us, and then we sold and reinvested in SOL to shill our bags..... prolly get more exposure than OS integration


be hot but make it mean something


Southgates always been a fraud. I dont know how this useless guy has managed to be england boss for so long…You really have to FUCK OFF if you cant beat Hungary with a team that has so much quality


As a writer, I forever question whether my work is good enough. I love if someone points out a typo or tells me if something I’ve written confuses them. Self-editing is tough so all criticism, good or bad, helps me learn.


Struberry


Bye bye wolves could have been a fairytale if you guys made it Europa finals.


I know I’m late but I now seeing why everybody hate this Arturo man


watching a programme where a couple had been together for 53 years and my mums just said to my dad ‘aw if we’d met earlier we could’ve been married 53 years’ .... she’s 51


I get it. That zest for life can be hard to attain when you are being bombarded with misguided opinions, expectations & media that's bordering on social programming. But I can assure you, personal happiness is so much easier to attain when you set your own place in this world.


Literally having the worst day but my @Gymshark order arrived today vs Sunday so I guess it isn’t that bad


$CDEV - In some here on the intraday pullback...Let’s Go!!


I’m gone try to make hot lemon pepper fish one day this week


My natural hair ugly now bleaching it red would make it better


psa, if you’re at my place and you don’t clean up after yourself.. you better believe me when I say you will not be invited over anymore


i wanted to grab something from the fridge and i accidentally dropped a tray of cake with macarpone and toffee and my step dad made me eat it from the floor so "the cake doesn't go to waste"


pussy nigga diss me, mad about his dead homie


Watching Harry Potter and loving every minute of it


Not this loud as thunder waking me up from my good ass nap.


I love how I just gotta buy my uncle a beer just to fix my car


Worst thing about a breakup is that you have to repeat all what you've said to your next partner.


Always remember who your friends are and who is there for you and who isnt


Just that fast I’m upset


Tired but have insomnia


thankyou jun


“You deserve the sun, the stars,the moon, the ocean, and everything in between”


Why you kids always in my DM?


I need my mf hair done before I cry


If im drunk please take my phone


james wiseman = MY ROOKIE


Ugh no trains at all from our station. Another day fighting gridlock


This random asian lady who was listening and singing salsa came up to a group of us (mostly) afro-Latino at the pier and excitedly asked “are you...part of the Latino heritage?” And asked us to dance salsa with her. Lmao


get my balls licked by a zoey deschanel lookalike cocaine addict


Don’t know if I wanna see Ari Lennox in Orlando or Atlanta


Thank you for all your sweet replies and love


My plans for tonight.....smoking pot and watching Friday the 13th part V: A New Beginning


I’ve made it to 2000 in the market


How I update my game in 30 seconds but it take 2 hours to copy


At this rate all I can do is cherish every moment with my kids. Cus one day they won't be babies anymore.


Oh no! Not a new more deadly variant


So a compromised judge who was bribed to sign just helped the enemy prove how terrible they are ? Okay.


Due to personal reasons , I need money


How do you imagine your life to be if you had a magic wand? Now work on achieving everything you have just imagined


This idiot has cut my skirting board in the wrong place, now I’m gonna have to get the whole skirting board replaced, it’s so true that you buy cheap you buy twice,


Craving a glazed donuts from Shipleys and French vanilla cappuccino.


Stopped my running at 2KM because i had to take a shit


The older I get, the more I understand that it’s kind of okay to live a life others won’t understand


Me: “therapy rocks everyone should go to therapy I’m gonna start going” My sister: “your therapist would need an aspirin after talking to you”


The day I graduated I got my license and went home like it was nothing


Disney+ honestly could not have come at a better time


Cash out, fix shit, don’t try to throw dirt on my for what I build, it was practice. & know there’s crypto?! Oh shit!


This guy on this space is 5 to saying something outta pocket


Even if you do me dirty asf imma still do you nice. Muah


I’m bout ready to snap fr


So I just started trying to play all the DLC for The Witcher III. Tried to get the Wolf School Gear quest started. Apparently there is a 5 year old bug that @CDPROJEKTRED never fixed that prevents you from starting the quest.


Thinking of putting together a youtube playlist of all the nice videos I've watched over 5-6 years. Will obviously procrastinate on this, but hopefully some day in the near future, I'll quote this tweet for good


like this if you wanna kiss me


Glad they let me out of work so I could go get this work in


Someone asked me if I know how full recovery from Schizophrenia happens? Yes, I do. I am not just publishing any book. I am not giving up my privacy for nothing. I might even lose a couple of family members over this. But I am going to contribute, anyway.


Fucking sucks going to your favorite food place and the employees are rude, they take forever and then the order is wrong. FUUUUUUCK


Another tiktok hit the 100 mark again, yay !


Mavs/Heat


refresh refresh refresh


Blessed to have people around me who always see the best in me even at my worst


I give off wifey material why would I drop my standards for you bum ass niggas


No bs. From watching every episode of Power I really move different. Making money, with females and my loyalty lol


If my math is right, i’ll be receiving my 11th paycheck from my new job on my bday 11/11


I will stop overthinking when I stop being right about the things I overthink...


i wish my idols knew just how much they mean to me


Denied for snap because my GROSS income is slightly too high. I'd qualify off net.


me having a completely normal time watching Nobody (2021) starring mister Odenkirk.......,,,...


I'm really surrounded by a lot of manipulators and I'm just realizing


Lovely strike from Alioski


Right I’m getting a vibe but am I being paranoid like maybe I am but then again what if I’m not uno


Dear anyone who may be considering to tune into my stream tonight, I will be late possibly by an hour! This is me being accountable to myself. Great thanks


Drive and one direction


Seeing so much horny danmei tweets on my timeline I know I'm following the right people


Oh BOY!! I smile at her pics


Lowkey craving ramen


Check out @user $SIONIX is a Revolutionary and Sustainable bridge between Crypto and Charity. A 12% transaction fee rewards holders and donates significant sums to charity every month. Earn $BNB while holding $SIONIX. Total Supply: 10 Billion (10,000,000,000)


i refuse to believe derry girls ends tomorrow


22.02.2022 22.22 Tarihe Not


my second lobe piercing has fully healed


NBA i’m ready


Spoiling myself today like I do everyday cuz I know how to make myself happy the best


Saturday getaway to the yams


Can’t find my fucking airpods


WE ARE THE LOVESICK GIRLSSSSSSSS


You're going home..........


Got tired of the coonery


SCOTUS LEAKER? NO JUSTICE AT THE HIGHEST COURT?


what are natural ways to remove dark spots from your face/body? my acne is clearing up (yayy) but i still have my spots


Mfkers will sweetheart u into buying unnecessary stuff in a store..


3 weeks w/o days off . Let’s go


My radar detector saved my ass 7 times tonight.


Mfs always cancelling my steak


Now I see why business owners say they hate paying taxes


Eyelash extensions are gone. I can now confirm I am a boy


So I made shrimp in my air fryer last night


not gonna lie i wanna buy more comics but we about to have less money in the bank soon so that’s gotta wait


30 mins until I beg to WFH the rest of the week!


Every time I start a new #academic #book I have a nasty bout of #anxiety due to the fear of not being able to understand it. Has anyone got a non-(don't read academic books) solution?


So sick of everybody telling me to take my phone off dnd ..No Y’all aggravating Asf I rather not


Ps. b4 covid...


Every day I drive, a rock hits my windsheild and my blood starts to boil


Fasting & not eating meat. And I’m right by golden crust. Soooo imma go get me a coco bread with no patty


Boarding time!! LA here I come


Hey @user can I touch your telescope?


Idc how bad mfers think I am. Ima always remain humble cuz I know where I came from.


Just sent my mum toe pics feeling good


The music world has lost one of the greats, EVH was a true iconic legend. He will truly be missed.


I can’t stand to see a mf lick & suck they fingers after eating. It just gives me dirty vibes & that shit pisses me tf off so bad


I just realized it’s been a LONG time since I’ve had sushi


“There is no right time. There is just time and you choose what to do with it.”


going afk on league when your teammates start running their mouths just for them to realize that they depend on ya


It's humbling hour!


Obsesionada con Kings of Leon


The most disrespectful thing to interrupt a barbecue is a goddamn fly!!!!


Oh so you took 49hrs to answer to my texts? Now you’re gonna have to wait 120 seconds so you can think about what you did


Rot in hell, Mr. Chauvin.


making ramen


Adding u,lu to names is my kinda love language..


But was Liverpool playing big Man U or Norwich? I come in


watch tau


I been Smokin Chauvin all Day in that Wood


Now that the #Isles are out of the playoffs it’s important to develop guys like Greene Palmieri Parise and Chara, LMAO!!! WTF is Barry doing SMH


finally got in a studio


I mean, who could have predicted it would turn out this badly?


About to say fuck it, get dumb drunk and just record the rest of the night


You need to realize that you're a BRAND. You first need to brand yourself as an Entrepreneur/Business person before trying to grow your product/service brand. You need to become your business before your business. You need to become "one" with your business for it to grow#Nzuna


having a mom who owns a pasta shop means her making me extras of her sauces


.@iiiPoints lineup is out and it’s soooo vibey


I tell myself shit to motivate me…but sometimes I tell myself the wrong shit and end up on the brink of depression


I need to start a new book, and don’t know whether to finally restart Crooked Kingdom, or read Henna Wars?


single on sm and sap in the messages


I just want my package to get here so I can try them on


I nak ssr tapi they know better to ask me pull for 30 more


God pls make me strong


$AAPL $AMZN $TSLA $BTC $ETH Might be history’s most intellectually lazy post.


Tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend to friend to tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend that Curry clears Lillard and it's not even close


I miss mamamoo


short hair > long hair


*Fucks up a Simple house chore. My mom: Ah Tosin, I was already in your father’s house when I was your age. Me: Ermmmm that’s why I’m still in my father’s house


I’m so mad they putting movies back in theaters. I wanna watch from my bed


Maybe they should have called it SUPER CHAMPIONS LEAGUE


when me and Kenia don’t know how to act


Forget Stock market, Mutual funds, ICOs, etc. You should invest in my JIRA backlog now!


Rude Awakening


Someone tell my toddler I’m not a jungle gym


I really need to stop incorporating Levihan in all the things I watch


Y’all keep sticking your press-on nails on your cuticles and that’s what makes it look exactly like cheap press-ons…learn to properly and safely push your cuticles back please!!!


Been enjoying being home alone not having to put on clothes to walk around the house & leaving the sound up on my porn


I wish my yakuza mutuals a very I appreciate you


Finally putting in a lot of time on my animal crossing island and it’s paying off


I just want to make it clear I’m never going to give @user his Dino nuggets


Im at football practice with Blaise freezing my ass off


Working out in itself has made me want to change my diet I never thought I wouldn’t want to eat cheese fries


In the end Taproot activation was inevitable


I can't believe you only get half a gig a day in Mexico with Verizon. This some bullshit!


If I Get 30 Likes On This Tweet I’ll Start To Do Giveaways Of Skins And Codes


„If a Muslim tweets, blogs about Islam, or updates status, stop assuming that they are claiming to be righteous. It’s simply a reminder. Take it or leave it.”


Key Glock is in my brain 24/7


Where is the people who used to predict the lottery numbers? I’m willing to listen now


goodnight muts, sleep well! may have a nice dream


1 more day of work and I’m off the next 6 days


So Covid is officially over and there’s weirdos out there that are mad that all the mask mandates have been lifted?


My stomach been fucked up for days.


Why I’m just figuring out how to use my target points


Spending your early 20s dating in a military town gives you some pretty rad emotional baggage


Where y’all be parked at beating this big ass dicks !


Chong out for atleast 4 months NOOOOOOO


#BBNaija Michael throwing some serious facts there


It’s over 100 degrees, we have to keep our front door wide open and still wear masks And someone called in asking for a blowout appointment I’m going to die


I know what the bottom feel like and I know what it takes to build something from the ground up so i will never feel too high but if I hit the bottom again I’ll never be afraid to get back up and start it all over again to win!


The country club >>>


Mark donates all the money to children. He did it with the mag too. He really just...


just silently started at these maskless ladies till they walked out # girl boss


scariest story: sungtaro still doesn't have a fixed unit


I fucked up my neck super bad and can like barely move it. Someone send help


not gale is mine and I am his.... okay katniss girl


The universe blows my mind


i am not immune to people DMing me and being extremely vorny and expressing to me how badly they wanna get churned down into eyesore muscle/fat


I have a $600 bill from my doctor’s visit last month all bc I wanted an allergy test done... god I h8 this country


Dami kong msg request (10), mostly math exams,test,on the spot quizzes, but I'm sorry guys, I don't take exams.


Some of y’all really be surprising me


It’s wild seeing adults on a shitty first date… like yo y’all 36


Seriously @user I'm trying to install your PDF reader. I don't want your @creativecloud bloated software on my computer!


Lmfaaaaao oh and why you mad I took so long everybody happy with they A’s and B’s on they stat final


anybody else tiktok just be closing out


fb will come up with anything


As soon as it gets above 55° I be in the mood for tropical smoothie Cafe


Touch the road the clip dem loaddd


This tattoo boy with blonde hair is leng


Speaking of internet friends, if anyone wants to be friends by all means feel free to reach out


The day I can work a full shift and not cry bc my feet hurt so bad will be the greatest day of my life


STOP LIKING MY DRAWING


i got a controversial opinion but it’ll flop or i’ll get attacked so


how y’all feeling about the crashing market?


Reread an old letter of recommendation from my favorite high school teacher and sobbing


the better you treat me the nastier i get


When she off work she calling me on skype; Trust me when I meet her i’m fck’n her on sight


I really wanna temporarily dye my hair colorful since we are on quarantine


someone send me money to have some donuts delivered


There’s a lot of grown ass people in a certain discord chat, overly@mad they won’t be able to move out their moms basement...


Comment your favourite animal!


That suggestion you gave could 100% be on the money and the superiors might turn it down because they aren't as smart as you are.


Whatever you do don't order a salad at Chili's


I thought I'd discovered a rogue ice lolly in the bottom of the freezer drawer. Sadly, it turned out to be a loose squid tube


someone pay to get my lips doneeee


hey someone ghosted me so both in my pinned, but be aware that i haven't been able to stfu about infinite/tvxq/h.o.t lately


If she live a mobay


It feels so good being sick and using sick time today and tomorrow. Can’t hear anything since everything is muffled but I feel great.


i have a man who can twerk and gelek basically he's dancing like a stripper


I’ll write more later hehehe


Anyone sitting refreshing Twitter constantly in the hope that Goodwin has gone


first birthday without my home girl.. I’ll really know how to feel.. continue to watch over me jass


#ConstitutionOfTheSupremeGod Until the true Guru is found, the Guru should keep changing. Immediately abandon the false master. Salvation is impossible without a Satguru. Until the Guru is found, the Guru can do five steps. Kabir does not respect the side of the false master


Oomf just proposed to his girlfriend on vacation


Does anyone on my twitter sell personalised stickers/plates for little tykes cozy coupe? I need pretty quickly


Got my first dal**** crash


Thinkin bout the curry chicken leftovers I have in my fridge at home


Why pick 1 when u can have all


I just need to bring in my slippers bc I never wear my shoes at my desk


ima come back from thisss


No one in school bet not ever fuck w/ Taylor. They gon be in for a rude awakening. Her god mom don’t play bout her


i forgot bttv doesn’t work on mobile


My dad is making menudo


not @ me telking ate nadz nga i'm not invalidating her feelings tas biglang tot


I kinda want to turn the heat on


I genuinely hate looking for somewhere to move .


My phone on super DND right now


It was really good seeing him but I gotta keep my eyes open cause I feel some type of way


Im so obsessed with my son


Why can’t people just wait and see what happens regarding @user @elonmusk might mess it up or he might make it better. For now nothing is set in stone, and nothing has changed since two weeks ago. We can stay or go as we see fit, lighten up everybody


I’m even MORE productive working from home.


I really hope whoever the one who will choreograph Lisa solo will give justice to her talent and skills. But still clinging to the possibility of seeing the 'choreographed by Lisa'


They want to do more coz they dont know when they can do it again


I decided to play More & More full volume and it’s blocked out


Chargers Are So Freaking Expensive


Sarah and Forrest are snacks


Has anyone seen pictures of Ivanka posing on a balcony or jogging with Jared or walking her kids into school lately


Regged a couple tourneys, if I run deep I’ll fire the stream up


did twitter change or my phone acting up


i bet my boss thinks im the dumbest fucking piece of shit ever


what if we slept 2gether on call & had our names in each others bios & matching pfps lawl


Sandwiches with hot Cheetos inside them are top tier


like syb part 2


They will miss you when your gone. Yet, not feel you when your here. -Love


Chugging Red Bull .. blasting four years strong. Almost the weekend !!!


If I was in One Piece I would have the Drip Drip Fruit


is there anything more annoying than an Italian commenting on a pasta video. like shut the fuck up we dont care if your dead italian grandmother disapproves of the jarred sauce


Bouta drink my first cup of coffee in the past month , wish me luck


got our silly little wristbands for oneus


Time wasting, rolling about injured, a penalty, a goal, two bookings…………… 2 minutes added time. Aye, nae bother ref.


This is the last Man Utd game I am seeing this season. Utterly gutted. I want to vomit


when you’re really feelin your drawing but Apple Pencil hits you with that 5% battery warning


I wish Li Shang existed in real life


Hennessy shot following a Don julio shot ....yes I’m fine


If you can reply to this, I would absolutely destroy your holes. hey boo


Album just dropped in my email


Taking this cash and I’m going to flip it


Them neck bones falling off the bone


Ended up recording the video that got corrupted yesterday :D It actually turned out really good and is pretty funny im so hyped for this one yessir


Ladies y’all got big lips or na?


As a cannabis connoisseur from Cali born and raised, you muh fuckas from GA cannot tell me a damn thing about it. Just cause you visited or lived there for a couple years don’t mean you know wtf going on currently and how the weed be. S.T.F.U!


We finally got a pool


God is limitless.


not me sitting in the movie theater geaking out about the MHA movie


We look forward to welcoming @user for a game tomorrow. The 7 pairs that we have awaiting our guests are very excited. We hope to improve our Twitter profile pics throughout the afternoon too!


Can't sleep can't think straight thnks alot


I'm tired of - being interrupted - people brushing off what I say - and then people asking me why I don't socialize. Gee, maybe if you actually gave me a chance.


Got off work and took another long nap. I can’t seem to get my ish together


I don’t see how females don’t cook for they man I use to cook damn near everyday


all this wooyoung content on my fyp


Ann Coulter I don't find you remotely intelligent or attractive


i might go see aespa at the thanksgiving parade it just depends on my parents is they’ll let me and my siblings go … they should tho.. i’ll ask my brother to convince them


/ shin wanting extra affection when he's hurt/sick? more likely than you think


It’s supposed to feel greatttt this weekend and we can’t even do nothing


So happy for Dawgwin


I miss Kay lil stubborn ass when I see her umma hug her for 5 whole minutes


think i have an easy afternoon bc my boss has meetings all afternoon and last time i just sat here for 3 hours so


If u from Fl ima automatically fwu no matter what city, county, area.. period


Just watched the trailer for #sexeducationseason3 and I wanna cry


Bre still haven’t told me what she want for her birthday lmfao. Clearly she just wants me


putting snowflakes by my name like it’ll attract a True winter in fl


if posting I take a potato chip and eat it guy doesn't get me unblocked then


And the academy award for best actor in a comedy/drama goes to,................WH council Jay Seculow!


An instance where "a leopard never changes its spots" is applicable is in recruitment. If you can bad mouth your previous employer, you'd also bad mouth the prospective employer.


So seeing cute art styles is sus? Aight, everything is sus for some people


Keep showing me your true colors baby, I love that shit.


I’m finally on warzone


Should I make hamburger helper, smothered chicken or beef and broccoli


I like watching horror series


9 o’clock where are youuuuuu


Lol I knew yo had a new body


Grateful by Kota the Friend if you in a rut listen to that song


$iwm here’s 217 area if your still in


Biscotti & Sky walker OG being dropped 0ff teehee


I need a good tweet deleter app


Literally all I do when not watching WandaVision, is think about the next episode of WandaVision.


I get the worst migraines, my left hemisphere is throbbing


Definition of a crypto community: bunche of poor people waiting for Lambo, peptalking on line. Yes once we are rich it’s gonna be another story


Like that lol once In a blue moon..... maybe


feeels good outside


I’m a summer walker stan


It’s the “you naturally pretty” for me everytimeeeee !


Absolutely LOVE following raid trains to other channels! Send me ALL over the interwebs!


And now I’m crying and missing my granny


Finally received an update from subk


Good luck for yll i feel like all em Twitter users 3ndhom ljihawi o lwatani mn ghiri ana


I'm sure Terry G Sleeping Career is better and Badder than Wizkid Current Form.. Argue with your Ancestors


8 days till Mexico


Aside from plot device why is it Goku was the only person Ginyu couldn't fully access his bodies full power? I don't recall a reason given that wouldn't apply to any body he took, and yet...


Actually I should Block that one quick fast in a hurry.


I want to draw some problematic ocs, so pls send me ur children and tel me their red flags


I’m single for all the mutherfuckers in the background


ig an intern failed to switch accs before uploading


you lying fucking cunt kys


I hope this rain makes the power go out & my job


not my georgia moots experiencing summer before me


In the 5 days i was gone I rewatched almost 3 seasons of house


nothing compares to locking eyes with my sub and saying something so depraved it makes them cum


i love that jammy & gabby back in my life again lol i finally have someone to speak spanglish wit


Ugh good morning to me I got the job!!!!!


You’re all so lovely and helpful. As always, I love the GO fandom so very much


Lacking at my God complex this morning at the gym. Yucky


Alonso is a clown


No matter how tired, overwhelmed or depressed you are, GET UP, shower , do skin care , put on comfortable/work clothes & start your day


Happy you’re mine, It sucks that it’s all ending


.. I never trusted you


pro of wearing my mask : hides my ugly ass side profile con of wearing my mask : my ears just need to be chopped off


Mojo is still at Vet Hospital with a catheter in. He doing well. We just doing necessary things here…


10 days, no progress


Hey my name is Paulo, king of being bad at socializing and ruler of over thinking interaction I have with cute guys


Im coming close to not watching these cunts anymore honestly


Anderson funny


All of my patients today “do you go to school here too” no man I just work here!


Suppose to be in Pittsburgh right now freaking rain that never happened messed up everything so pissed


my life is complete for today


actually ecstatic that corpse is getting the recognition he deserves his creepy story narrations helped my insomnia for years


So proud of everyone for voting


Not my ass telling the dude I have a situation ship with I’m only meeting his friends if the one friend who is a dance teacher can teach me gbgb choreo


Nothing is sexier than a person who votes


Really really tired. You wouldn't think an entire day of coding would be exhausting but OMG my brain Can you tell I'm rustyyyy ugh


I knew shawty different when she say she fw Brent Faiyaz. Elite taste


Oh, this is much better better quality. I can actually make out who the players are now, and I am in sync with reality


as mensagens do shinwoo pro tae


okay but the milf from fnf


Aww some one on my ig had their baby today! So adorable, he will have a beautiful birthday


They got these little ballerinas dancing outside in the cold


Old Drake still be hitting like the songs was made yesterday


Nova temporada de how i meet your father


didn’t get my november period # preggo


Everyone: busy with #Weltkrieg Me: 22222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222


The friends I got now my friend forever!’ Them bitches my sisters


Boosted and flu-vaxxed!


You can lose to Salernitana and Lecce and then demolish raining champs. This is Lazio mia.


I AM FREEBAND GANG


Just because I lost you as a friend, doesn’t mean you gained me as and enemy.. I still wanna see you eat just not at my table.


Hustlers don’t stop they keep goin


Did you know that nurses take blames for everyone's mistake 90% of the time!


i’m all out of favors! so don’t ask me for shit


Down to my last nug of Gorilla Glue.


My daughter at the age where she likes to repeat stuff. & It’s funny a’f sometimes


thought i was gaining my weight back , stomach bout flat asf


Just minted a @user NFT! See y’all on the moon


I was really a bad girl last year


For the sins we call lifestyle, lord forgive us.


Caught myself yelling “ why are you turning so slow!?” To the car in front of me. I was driving by myself. Long day things


damn queen RT @user I was today years old when I discovered I can no longer have pasta.


He makes out with milkshakes.. he hates me fr


Not me thinking of Halloween plans already


I take everything as a joke , that’s my problem na


Ngl highlight of my year so far has been finding a veggie peeler in the attic... Such a lifesaver


The Good Nurse on Netflix


Ok I understand fightin yo siblings, but have y’all ever fought y’all cousins b4?


twt is being slow


Y’all! @maniere_usa finally created a shipping label for my 4s!


Found out Chaka Khan is an Aries too!


It’s going to be raining the next 2days


tell me why i just cooked picadillo for the first time in my life and it was better than my moms


somebody asked me what im doing for my birthday this year .. chile , im not even tryna acknowledge how old im bout to be


Philz new matcha drink is a game changer, waow


Just another tornado Tuesday in Arabi


I automatically like you if you like Black Bullet


Catching up on #24hrsinpolicecustody this guy is dodgy. Six sugars in his tea!


If anyone wants our merchandise from Starbucks hmu and I’ll get it for y’all. We got some cute cups that came in for our summer launch


That is heartbreaking smh the hospitals really don’t care about us


No stream tonight! I feel pretty bleh and I should probably just focus on resting up and maybe editing a video We'll see about tomorrow


Fuck you to all who are manipulati g their words


All the rare toadz getting diamond handed by investment firms is bullish right?


I feel important with my AirPods lmao. Every time I get a phone call I feel so special


Afternoon naps are not your friend.


No cap. I’m not about to sit up here & watch the same Halloween movies everyday just because it’s October.


Liverpool struggled to score against Big Sam's scrap. They've a defence as water-tight as a sieve.


Why is y’all shooting


I told AJ I’m going to throw his ride on toy in the garbage can outside if he doesn’t stop ramming it into the side of the couch. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, “It’s too big.”


Hate a social media dude


Y’all remember that part in Victorious when Jade kicked Tori off the chair with her boots. Yeah... me too.


Haha how can you high the cloud? Keep the airplanes coming!!


Just put my Columbian housemate onto Nigerian music and it’s lit


Fuck anyone that’s 13-15 and they have a Twitter account


Bugs really be killing they selves on my windshield


hallo deck


Be positive for a change nwa nke a


Mf’s intentions don’t even be pure!! That’s why I stay to myself


•Rouge Company Players •Valorant Players •Fortnite Players •OnlyFans Girls Link to join @user


Ew, jury doodie


Babyyyyy let me tell y’all, this glow up is going to hit


now ian want crawfish til I saw this dude wit some


ha thought i was gonna leave the crib today.


Back on Twitter I sure hope I didn’t miss anything


New Years resolution #1: stop being a fucking paperhander


can i have a crumb of sun


Baked potato season


My PTSD starting to kick in bey


when you both chatty and mirror typing type of person


My bday month about to be litty


Fraser Forster saves that btw


i just learned what ahegao means feeling great


Voted for EU logo this AM. Logo should be coming soon


Playing cod really made me new homies


Lucci • mom’s favorite song


Not an ideal time for my anxiety to kick in!


Still couldn’t be me if genies granted ya wishes


watching sucker punch


Wtf bit me bro


My uniLIGHTS pray for me I hope I really I didn’t break my wrist bc I fell outta the shower damn


Wouldn’t mind a Father Stretch My Hands, Pt. 3 -10


well we gave up our bass but we now own an alligator gar


i talk to someone on discord -> they see my 1010 banner -> they leave me


Hearing what readers think of the book #WTWYW makes my day! Keep them coming and don't forget to send us a picture too


Seriously what’s the point


I gotta do so much cleaning before New Years. My room, my phone, my car


heyyyy @idkhow i think we broke the tellexx site


Really pumped, I’m going to get this this time


Who has been thinking about switching to Mint Mobile? I have a referral link


omg YES i can turn replies off so now it will look like im choosing to have people ignore me


sugar daddy come here


Dead tired but no sleep


I can pick heavy stuff up


I love when I find out that racists have me blocked without ever even interacting with me


Finna throw down before I clock in


Anyone else ever have one of those days where they just can’t stop eating or just me?


Uni have cancelled my exams and given me extensions on essays..


Can’t stop thinking about @user black bean crunchwrap supreme.


I’m outta breathe and I’m just sitting down .. I think I need to start working out before I be a BIG bitch


My biggest flex is that I have already found my best friend for life


Life for my prince had just begun


Just when I thought I had everything for the house I go to cook and I don’t have pans for the oven or cookie sheets. Looks like I found tomorrow adventure


#Shylock movie lo item number chesina green saree ammai..


I deleted over 50 tweets. Your welcome everyone


Stop worshipping the media for telling the truth. That's their job. I know you're not used to it, but it's literally the bare minimum. JFC, guys...One decent interview and you're drooling like a bunch of hungry animals. Apes don't beg like dogs. Apes fuck.


cold spam makes my heart happy


Yeen know it was like that huh? You had a crooked eye now u see straight huh?


Thought I was gonna have a pretty dull day today… until a nurse lynched me for a flu jab!! Nurse was far too happy about injecting me as well…


go to skullllll


Can it be the weekend already? Trying to get mimosa drunk with my loves and cuddle with my bombón


It’s a long way til 10:30


Don’t want to read u daddy on a Tuesday


ain’t nobody gon love you like you love yourself


i love when he pipe me


Like tiny daggers up to heaven


I wish I had coworkers sometimes, it just be me and my demon thoughts all day


i saw shrek in the theater and when he said jackass i did this


Omori has been an absolute pleasure to stream so far. It’s given me the chance to do a bunch of different voices and even though I’m not very good, I’m having a good time doing them! The game’s so charming and I just know it’s just leading me into a false sense of security


Why do I always end up with the idiotic teammates?


Posted CBB playin the discord LETS SEE SOME


I refuse to sit out this summer


Lemon and Poppyseed muffins


chick fil a seasonal items during the summer be a hit everytime


my cas concert look is going to be


I’m so content with allowing God to do what He needs to do within my life


Work went 0-100 Wtf


Just cuz he did you wrong doesnt mean the next one will


the way my tastes only match yoongi's, and that's only bc those are his songs


If you’ve ever yelled at or talked down to a service worker just know I fucking hate you and I hope you always have the day you deserve


I wanna see whales migrate so bad


Tomorrow: showers Thurs/Fri: cloudy The next 7 days: rain #Carmarthen


Let's see how many of my goals imma accomplish this year


It’s cool imma heal, re charge and come back EXTRA loving


Still don’t know how it still was a question if this asshole killed George. It was known then and its known now. Now get the other three assholes that we’re just as guilty


Thank god tomorrow is pay day cuz a bitch is broke from Christmas shopping


Just listened to o.o and


Keep setting my self up for disappointment


Tell me your IG and I will follow you


Watching ITV’s ‘9/11: Life Under Attack’ - absolutely harrowing, seeing the footage. Pings me right back to watching it unfold on the news … and knowing NYC as well as we do, it’s impossible not to cry all over again


Maybe if ppl didn't brag & blab so loudly msp wld hv never known abt the next dpack getting mega spawned.. which is a shame cuz I wanted one of those sets for free


highkey wanna go home


i miss irene and wheein


feeling emotionally empty


Every single time I try to be great in life I always get shot back no matter what


I don’t have the option to be a house wife anymore, I-


yes la migraine


It is infuriating when a seller has “make an offer” as an option but won’t accept an offer more than a dollar below asking


I Just Had A Baby 4 Months Ago The Snap Back Ain’t Even Official Yet Wait On It


lets go vote on mubeat


Looks like I'm bleeding followers. Just did an unfollower cleanse though, and it looks like I only lost one guy. Emir Ham, who is known for pretty much posting pics of old stars & foreign films nobody's heard of. Not sure what I did to tick him off after 3 years of following.


I need to stop eating so much but food be so good


One Thing We All Adore, Something Worth Dying For. Nothing But Pain, Stuck In This Game, Searching For Fortune & Fame.


Hi everyone - can we welcome @user to twitter? She's a primary teacher, currently doing #remotelearning as a primary teacher librarian and looking to share ideas and resources. Also a very awesome person.


Sometimes you have to crack a few omelettes to make a few eggs or something


if you in your thirties and haven’t had a stable relationship & all you got is hoes don’t speak on relationships bc you apart of the problem


I’ve had curry like every day this week


Soooo many pretty Joonie Day layouts


I love water so much call me H2Hoe


Pujols only needs 79 more RBIs to catch Hank Aaron


I want to be kissed and kissed oh my word


it’s come a day where I don’t like a Lana album.


Destined to be great and imma be just that


I’m gonna get some apples and make fried applies in the air fryer


My lab manager asked me if I’m interested in taking over her position??????


Faye scrawny asf


Hi.. Today is my birthday.


I’ve been out of my meds for a couple days and have spent them wracked w anxiety attacks, nausea, random crying, and paranoia. I remember why I take those now


Found someone to braid my hair


Finally started reading @user No Filter. It’s awesome.


In light of recent events, feeling angry and resentful, I created this work. It's 10:22 p.m.on my watch, today is 2/22/222 and there are determined aggressive actions directed at us today. There are 22 items available of this aggressor's image at a price of 0.002 ETH. Link


my favorite era puttin crazy numbers for its age


My brother used to get picked on for wearing SB’s but now that your favorite rapper put them on it’s the new wave.. That’s why I stay to myself


Dating me is hard! Cos I hate sex


This year is the 100th anniversary of women being granted the right to vote. I am grateful to all who stood up and sacrificed so that my voice and the voice of other women could be heard. As my friend Tony used to say, "There's no keeping 'em quiet now!"


I really have been recording myself in different outfits just so my before video of my breast reduction comes out BOMB!


Rollin Like A Rollin Stone


and the better see every single one of y’all voting in the upcoming election!!!!111!!!


still need me some feet...


shuddup theres no new music because theyre not real


December 2020, here I come!


I wanna to go to IFLY, the gun range, water rapids, and so many other places


Sorry I keep noticing typo and errors on my tweet


Time Hop reminding me of @user arguing as to whether the Nats should have kept Harper and Dusty - I was okay with them both leaving and he was not.


waiting for dominos to deliver me my pizza


Ready for seafood


First day sa new work.


if I could just get an hour or two of sleep in tonight... I would really appreciate it


time :)


Loooong but good day


Ur diamond


Why TF am I in Lompoc LoL


Can hear the same cunts speeding down the main road at this time every night, sincerely hope they crash and die soon


It’s honestly so funny when I look at DMs on my NSFW account and they’re sending me their SC’s or telling me how I’m perfect, hope they know idgaf Bitches need to GET OVER IT IM NOT GONNA FUCK YOUU!! I’m only there to post my titties and be admired from a distance


reached top 30% of all OF creators


Finally got my school work done early for once


Feeling the little babe moving around in my belly is literally the best feeling!! #GrowingAHuman


Bratmeeeeeeeeee


It may have slipped your mind, but never forget, Corrine Bailey Rae is an entire mood


I love that herbalife is out here trying to be sneaky and pretend they aren't a MLM by making "nutrition shops"


I never remember to get gas until my gas light comes on & I’m stuck in I4 traffic hell


seeing dwd tonight


Any picture of the late magoha on his smile


Today’s dessert menu: strawberry brownies


awit na scam


Fooled the hell out of me


Danny ward made a save!


If I haven’t passed you yet watch me catch up now


Quick shoutout to dispensaries and they point systems


Today a year ago I wish I could’ve told him not to go


my dad just chewed a cookie and spit it out and called it a “taste and spit” cause he didn’t want the calories


$ILUS looks like big short positions are starting to get cover in anticipation for tomorrow. Uncertainty brought by FED’s rate hike plans really fucking up the market. Hopefully, we everything gets cleared up for us tomorrow.


It’s really my son for me. I love his whole life


My heart is beating.. adolaa


Wondering if it's time to lock this account


Life ain’t sweet ain’t no lay ups


Ended the year obtaining my life insurance license on to the next


i need a real boyfriend


Rusty likes it loud


Irl school today


Ion think ima love ever again


I cant wait till I get old and say stuff like hospilla


Celtics didn’t watch Hustle, das why they lost


Shawn surprised me with a CC’s mochasippi , so i’m surprising him with something tonight too


Do yall hug yall pillow when yall sleep? Or its just me?


Dammit Mets!


I FORGOT ABOUT RAPH’S PET TURTLE


So glad the girls I surround myself with ain’t miserable & hatin


New day, new PFP


Hey crush! I'm bad at math but I can give ü the value ü deserve


God know he make a way everytime


how a $70 jacket shedding like a damn half shaved bird, victoria secret needs to do better


is the irish cream cold brew sweet


Excited to join @user Growth team! If you’re a fintech and want to learn about more ways to partner, DMs are open


Waiting for @user to wake from her nap so we can get fucked up together for the first time in about 5 years


meryl streep cantando amazing grace


Happy Birthday to my forever and always @user


My venue coordinator is literally the sweetest person I have ever met in my life... she emailed me reminding me to not stress and has been communicating through this whole process ... she is literally the only reason I have not freaked out completely


just over a year til Elriel book besties


Love and light to all the families of those who were unjustly taken in the #QuebecMosqueShooting - 3 years onwards & there is still much work to be done in the fight against hate. We need to do better. May God comfort the hearts of the families & surround them with care.


Y’all “past” and “passed” be kickin my ass!


i’m eating a family pack of oreos all alone


The kids look so cute today and I look like I got hit by a bus


hice un workshop de skincare estoy


we've gat what we want bt we still want what we want...what's the problem nowadays


I’m literally the least fake person I know man I speak my mind and my truth and it’s pretty annoying when people are afraid to say how they feel whatever it may be good or bad so they don’t hurt others feelings. Rare to find cause people are way to sensitive to criticism now.


I want a gimbal


I cant help but to feel upset over this!


Going broke on hottopic shirts


I can’t watch Mac millers tiny desk concert with out crying


Me thinking I can eat anything unhealthy as long as I drink my probiotic herb digestion tea


Wonder why @finebaum is so short-fused and snippy today? Must have had a rough night of sleep last night??


I’ve been finding myself thinking of terms like “masochist” and “spanko” and I’m like...okay but *how much* or in *what way* do I have to like these things in order to consider myself in this category?


Is there people who REALLY thinks blue Gogeta is OK and should not be touched?


I been hitting licks this ain’t no lick back


Mannnnn the geese in dtc are suicidal as fuck. They really don’t care and cross when you’re already going 40 mph


Can’t wait for the cook off !! I’m eggcited


Honestly now a days the police department just hires anyone


That's my girl and Big Boy fav couple


If my girl nails cost $60 imma send her $61.50 go get yourself a mcchicken after


Fr this time new @


ms_mnms just subscribed to the stream!


We need a bronteroc asap


Like four people straight up walked out of my job on Christmas Eve, I’m not excited to go back on Wednesday and try to pick up that slack


I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pocket to bless others. so help me God amen ijn


Giving myself an award for refusing to lesson plan until I wrote some stuff


Man United deserved to loose this one


Intense burning desire is the motivational force that enables you to overcome any obstacle and achieve any goal.


i want to online shop for clothes


he put his thumb in .. hit from the back ain’t no running


Sometimes its really hard to stay positive.


Hands up na


I swear my massage therapist makes me prettier.


These saltfish fritters I jus made bussin


Holy shit I was lazy today. Tomorrow we travel more south. Excited for that


To finally enjoy and live not just exist is a BIG goal


So many ciders to choose from


Great news Tony's law coming soon Well done Tony


only filipinos know lemonade by jeremy passion but the ukelele version


In secondary school, we used to call people who referred to themselves as half Christian and half Muslim as Christlisms


why did they care so much about hats in high school


I can’t believe I’m just now getting home from work


Finally starting my Masters tomorrow


I started today Dead Space! Ohh man I love horror games, can play the all day all night


A task at a time 2 more to knock out and I’ll be done for the day


Can’t believe I’ve been inlove w my dream girl for almost 4 years


Ion gotta have the ball it’s cool , I’m ok with the assist I just hope bra don’t miss


Just because two people look cute together don’t mean nothing y’all just dumb as hell


I hate being a manager at times. These employees make me damn sick


If I ever post a lady know that she paid for the ad


I’m just chilling in an exam room that’s fairy themed. Blood oxygen levels stable


that syrup is still syrup sound on tiktok makes me wanna cry so bad idk why


telfar restocking on tan tmr


just wanted to let everyone know that i’m still staying in the fandom and if anyone needs to sb or unfollow me i won’t take it personally


You know how a man takes a bubble bath... He eats beans for dinner


As much as I have criticised Chelsea fans for some of the things we’ve seen the last couple of weeks, their reaction & response to the racist Ricketts has been spot on.


moving into my apartment this month


People love it when I speak. The devil's voice is sweet to hear.


waited for midnight to record but i think my voice is a trash.


so many people responded no to beans party and I wanna cry honestly. it's still gonna be super fun but


Men that are in every girls dm’s


Someone broke the employee toilet now we all have to shit with the muggles


I hate sharing the elevator


When you dump a bunch of dice in your cart and you have to force yourself not to hit “check out”


file under things i just learned about myself: hearing/reading someone say "Not wanting kids is selfish" is a guaranteed way to make me go from calm to livid in .06 seconds. you can absolutely go fuck yourself with that bad take


I can't believe what I'm about to say but... I think I believe in horoscopes/readings, all that shit now, my heads gone. How can little details be so accurate to whats happening in my life and how I'm feeling. I'm so confused


In the world of full of trends, ..I like to remain timeless. ..Classic. ..


Praying that my future marriage is accompanied with a long, strong, amazing, spontaneous and healthy sex life.


it takes time to accept & redha but alhamdulillah


Niggas really get away with doing the bare minimum


Currently panicking at the fact that I’m not panicking about my studies


Glad I cooked cause this spaghetti is everything


“You can’t compete where you don’t compare” but baby you don’t even brush your teeth


So who's staying up with all night till the morning?


what should I eat after class? I am sooooo hungry


$GOEV VOLUME PLAY


Rode till I found my girl and pulled up on her!! I could see nun but hurt and pain all in my dawg eyes. Bc I know the type of relationship her and boobie had! We hugged so tight she didn’t wanna let go! Love u friend 4L! Rest Up Boobie


Romantic wedding anniversary booking virtual tickets for @hayfestival talks


whoever invented collision assistance really was thinking about me


Past is reminiscence future is imaginary present is engaging


i have so much planned for this year. i just have to be patient and trust the process.


Lmk wassup so I won’t overplay my part with you


Ordered her more flowers let's hope she likes them!


Fixing my credit. Drinking water. Minding my business. Paying my bills. Staying out of sucka shit


HIIT workout and run done


More Claire Lemmon#timstwitterlisteningparty


I lost count how many performances bangtan recorded jdhdhdjd I’m so thankful


The bank been locking my accounts for almost week every time I’m never using varo and cash app again


I can’t breathe in this N95


Blonde jess coming back


im seeing all these hot aot fanarts im so blessed GM


Mmmm I love pork belly


Pulled back from the sun & leaned into the shadows But only to shade my eyes


Like this post if you have a Foot kink


Dammit I almost had a heart attack! My alarm went off and I swore it was someone else wtf


My natural hair is giving today! It’s making me feel good


Every time I visit my grandparents I get so emotional. I never want their time here to be done


no... the OnlyFans isn't a joke. ty for the love & support


I just wanna wrap up all my friends in a big warm blanket and hold them until they're okay.


The cooperate oaks are nake and don’t wanna leave Playing pop from 2008


07 more days


If you don't listen to music. Omo you're missing alot.


God you know my heart and what I need, give it all to me, put my heart at ease, I've been so patient, keep me grateful and never doubting that you'll always come through for me


You ever just wanna....nevermind


i dropped half my iced coffee this morning n im sadd


I love to find out I've been pronouncing a word wrong my whole life.


lrt FLING POSSE T_T


#Pasapalabra220 Trendig Topic


Asked a friend what’s the most a guy has done for her (platonically or romantically) and she started stating basic etiquettes


I ORDERED THE WRONG VERSION OF MOTS 7 THE JOURNEY WHY AM I LITERALLY ILLITERATE I


Heaven really drafted themselves a solid angel today. We lost a true all-star


i hate when random people stare. it creeps me out


Cuz baby LOOK


Swear down can’t wait for me nipple piercing to heal


If you walked around Times Square with a sandwich board saying “I love the police”. Who would attack you? Climate change? White supremacists? or BLM and Democrats? Great job Biden administration/FBI. You stay on those white supremacists, like white on rice.


All the best @iamsrk & Team #PathaanMovie


I started watching the pilot of Terriers on @hulu based on a recommendation from @TVGuide and was pleasantly surprised when the amazing/scene stealing @RachelMiner1 showed up! Then my power went out so I haven't been able to finish the episode.


From my heart to the heavens , Jesus your the center it’s all about you , Yes it’s all about you ! Jesus at the center of it all


Met someone that will go to club with me just to make sure I’m straight


Growth and comfort cannot coexist


I got my Itachi key chain


Again @sainsburys management @user have basically sacked a colleague due to their health issues


guy who waited until the first legal 4/20 to smoke otherwise known as a nerd


Loving the Manor Lords (@LordsManor) demo! Awesome to finally taste the medieval city builder goodness


New fav eating out meal: @Chilis $8 lunch combos


I’m watching the totally spies movie


4hrs Of Work Left… Phone On 19%


It’s obvious to America & the entire world that the Democrats are incredibly desperate, which is why they are accelerating their attacks on half the country. Patriots keep your chin up…it won’t be long and we’ll be on the other side of this! Thanks be to our Father in heaven.


Took a nap now ion wanna get up


Only I would spell our last name wrong on our Christmas cards.


I was today years old when I realized young smacks “doing it moving” is a sample of Marvin Gaye “I want you” wow


I really don’t wanna find nobody new but damn the niggas I got now just ain’t it


Distance over disrespect and peace over everything.


when we collide is a beautiful disaster


Taiji shut up


How does CMS never have anything to do with other people here? I’m thankful for not having any sort of interaction but I still believe that’s be better than doing miscellaneous chores or drawing the entire time I’m fronting. -


rando thought; wearing masks in scenes doesn't mean you don't need to provide photo i.d.. Moving forward, I wonder if masks will be allowed under the increasing scrutiny since you can't really prove who's under it unless you take it off to do so at some point..


Sarah Palin came in like, “y’all not racist enough for me”


Im fine, just not happy.


someone tell me why its my 3rd year in this department and im still struggling deciding which side to walk to get to the right exit


Ofc you go RT that @user


I'm getting cute af tomorrow. Getting my hair done, eyebrows, etc. I'm not gone keep letting this pregnancy or no one hold me back. I'm beautiful af and idgaf about what no one feel.


Yea mbappe getting a hattrick tonight isnt he?


Girls trip to H town


n e way i did finally manage to finish the book


ansioso dms


Cosplayers really do be childish and irresponsible sometimes like...yo, if you have a platform you need to be fucking responsible. You don't have any clue who follows you, better to use it as something to help and support people rather than to just get clout. Juuust saying.


I’m FUCKING tired of my younger brother being treated badly because in this SHITTY COUNTRY they don't teach how to treat a person with Asperger's syndrome


it’s great being locked down with an 8 year old that won’t stop farting


romantic feelings should be legally recognized as a mental illness


I forgot about the FIBA goal tend rule


I keep forgetting my birthday is this weekend


James Harden is injured, again


In the comfort of my home eating chili and watching LEGO Masters.


They ain’t no help


This quarantine got niggas looking rough with no cut


welp my nap was cut short


So freaking happy for BTS & ARMYs for another leg of concert tour in LV! I wish everyone who desires gets a ticket!


crying cying until I fell asleep


I busted my ass down the stairway in bayside amost, two months ago. Why do I still have this bruise on my shin?


Watch my voice be gone for a week just because i laughed or screamed a little too loud


belom nonton home alone


I need to get my ass in the gym and stop playing


Sassy men need to stay away from me because my mouth is too lethal and I don’t want to have to tell you about your pieces and your mother


Hey @dhlexpressuk it’s fine taking a photo of a parcel on a doorstep, but when you take the photo on the wrong doorstep and take the parcel away it’s a bit of a piss take


twitter meme accounts can help democrats appeal to medicare-eligible firefighters who watch oann


I guess ain’t shit for dinner


When the gallery wins, our holders win. We build with the community


I have mastered detachment


I need him to post the practice questions that’s it that’s all, and i still have computer hw due Thursday


A weekend full of booze, good friends, and crazy memories


Death is so cruel


Just bought a new MacBook today since I spilt coffee all over my other one


Now I got 3 phones


ANNASUI


Mane you son of a bitch! What a pass!!


summer walker whole album still goes so crazy. like sis your gonna have to hit us w ALL bangers on the next


every single one of you comment on this i need to pick a random one to give something to. also if you have big followers a retweet would be appreciated


Im so happy my aunt work at cash & carry she got me my crispitos


This rain sound so good & my trainer so cool on zoom i ain’t even paying attention


We At The Stage Where My Baby Needs Her Own Happy Meal.


My grandma was so happy talking about her VP bid


Sometimes, having a coffee with ur best frnd is all the therapy u need


our middle school english/language arts teacher is taking her 6th grade son to the Koe/Snoop concert tonight….. thanks Haburn, way to leave a girl hanging


Yes im topless big man its hot gimme my food


One phone call made my worse day ever to the best


I hope #Tekken8 is going to be reveal or #TekkenBloodline gets reveal next month


My elo is too high to have time for e-sex. The grind never stops


Slick don’t wanna drive all d way to Birmingham fa a baby shower n drive back


Might have to read some nihilism to remind me why I shouldn't let myself become a nihilist.


wHy ThE fUcK sHoUlD iT bOtHeR yOu ThAt I dOn'T wEaR a BrA..mInD yA fUcKiNg BuSiNeSs


“Your Oder has been shipped” are my favorite emails/texts


#nickDeorio we care


yeeeah i dont wanna ever go through this again


Sending me memes, songs and tiktoks is my non-deep love language


It is what it is to alot of shit


guys follow my woman @user , she’s about to do a giveaway, don’t say i didn’t do something for you


You are my strength Lord God.


Best team won


Se callo el whatsapp!!


White vans with no back windows


i missed jenle's live


Thank you so much for your tips


#TheCrownS4 is off to a wild start


Today my last day smoking yesterday was my last day drinking


Siraj's 19th over was so good man


I graduate my nesting class tomorrow and then the next day I start training to become a chat agent. So now I will do chats as well as take phone calls


I'm 1558433 images old.


Could’ve been playing for another year and we wouldn’t score. Very very lucky but I certainly don’t mind how we win


i gotta start playing 2k again and update my CAW she’s a heel girlie now


Why,the director wey shoot MISS MONEY music video run plus the tape anaaa???


Followed everyone I can for now! Like this if you follow me and I don’t follow so I can follow back


$rycey was the only thing green Portfolio today


Hate is a strong word... And I don't usually use it. Not lightly that is.... But you know what, I HATE how 2020 Covid/Pandemic took away BTS's 7th year special, MAP OF THE SOUL: 7 and both ON and BLACK SWAN era away just like that. Not to mention BTS's supposed tour.


Neighbors straightaway qualified for mumbai airport


I’m housesitting, and they have an Alexa. Daddy Bezos is listening to my fave 8-bit Big Band songs. Again.


Dino lovable youngest


Parents will tell you not to air out the family’s dirty laundry but then tell you in public that you’re a failure and disappointment


TOMORROW THERE WILL BE NEW BEGINNINGS


The fly that keeps coming into my room ... I hate you


The moment when your troubled mind just all of sudden becomes at ease...


I want to do something extravagant and out of my comfort zone with my hair


these snap memories have been killing me recently


No one has ever done it. Like your President. He’s done everything no one has every done. Bigly and tremendously Better. Tens of thousands of Jobs. Billions and Billions To Infinity and Beyond. Now God... I’m Done DONE!


not ludwig’s chat saying it was rigged while ludwig himself is hyping dream up about how cracked he is regardless


Brain be thinking about some redemption arc of my own at 3:30am because DC never want to give me one so


almost out of my d8 cart


Also how can yall have so maNY WIFUS AND HUSBANDOS AND GF AND BF?! I can't give more then 1 person attention at the time, how yall do it?! I'd be fucking exhausted


Why must life be challenging at the most annoying of times


Nothing like some intense I miss you sex on a Tuesday evening


hi i might not be very active (or i might idk) over the next few days. there is a few shit things going on in my life rn so i might avoid twitter or use it as a distraction


Not this taco tasting like a whole salad.


Giving Tuesday is a day where any act of generosity and kindness counts! How do you like to give back?


Tue Apr 21 2020 18:12:16 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time):


thinking bout dyeing my hair


River time 2 days in a row


i’m really annoyed lol i ask for better and more opportunities and then when i get them i just be like danggg why now


I just wanna make one those gifs.... and keep em secretly in my camera roll for my eyes only.


So Starkiller is canon


One big sheet left to wash and dry, then I'm all caught up on a week of laundry


TL asleep? If you can't change it, love it.


Big Shirley starring for Ajax tnight


@ Jordan Combs since you blocked me from tweeting at you just throw your whole phone away while your at it until you can grow tf up.


I hate people who bully if you are a victim just know that you are beautiful and those people are just jealous!believe in yourself


time to get extra cute & enjoy myself tonight


// love catcher in seoul finale spoiler so if u watching pls skip this heh . . . . yo i didnt expect that ending like WDYM THAT HAPPENED like fr I thought suwon and haneul would've ended up as a love catcher pair but oh I was wrong


You have youself ..and youself is always enough


I am that lucky one jis k bed k sath switch board hai


HOLD ON- who found the tweet


Im so happy I was able to give back this year


Wish we’d grown up on the same advice, & our time was right


Camouflage Condoms.... So they can’t see you cumin’


I’m ready to provide & protect this castle with every fiber in my bones and anything or anywho stands in my way will be defeated


Amparo hasn’t brought sammy around anymore and I’m sooo upset


classical


#LAOTY in Cromarty tonight. Painting Semi Sub rigs and none of them work with Bilfinger!!


finally off finally free hows taehyungs birthday bash going


Frozen jello grapes ain’t nun to play with


..i may or may not have come to the conclusion that i’m the toxic one


Problemas de ira coming back to my life


It’s something bout bitches who got their body done & showing their workout results that get me tight


Bruh I finally get a chance to sit down and roll up and realize I don’t have no sheets


Sometimes you not the problem.. lol and it’s ok to recognize when it’s not you


- Biden picks Harris - @Super70sSports is back - B1G & PAC-12 pull plug on Fall 2 out of 3 ain't bad I guess


i’m glad he got the closure he deserved but it broke me


Happy Birthday to this soul man @HamiltonAnthony Wishing you a healthy and prosperous year


That nigga was probably fed tf up w my ass lmao but shiiit, that D’Usse had me feeling like THAT BITCH


Happy 1st of December. Praying for healing, love and happiness!


not me and my mum complaining about matching bug bites that show up during work- turns out they’re matching stress hives from work


gonna get ready to make myself feel better


will i ever be able to keep at least for 1 month one layout, like oh my god i dont stop changing


The way I just hustled to finish up those calls. I'm talked out today.


BigRaaaaa gone forever step!


can't put hurt locker in my summer playlist cos it was removed from apple music


Glenn Close deserved better


Guts are churning like a cement mixer. Arsehole's gaun' like a snapping turtle. Pacing up and doon now that the wee man's in bed. Nadine's rolling her eyes, canny believe she's never seen me this nervous before. Only thing I can think to do is get the tunes on and git pished.


Me: Jas let’s go walk or jog on the trails Jas: come over I made fried chicken On my way sis


I’m never gonna get this application done at this rate


Gone for a Burton


I’m genuinely afraid at how police will react to this verdict


I'm Eddie Brock levels of disaster bi Robots, Aliens, furries, men and women


I hate when pills get stuck in your throat


so umm..I like being here bcs people appreciate me a lot, especially with my works. That's why I'm so grateful.. thank you and I really mean it


Anyone out there who has connects for YouTube Brand Deals? Looking to Network with serious inquiries only


Finally boarded the next flight. 9 and a half hour flight starts now.


35 oz of water down


okay so my favourite sweets recipe changed bc they took palm oil out but alexs sister for the old kind and


Hey... Nobody's perfect. It's okay


Making gumbo this week


I’m forever getting written up at this dumb ass job


u will be okay, everything will be okay. cheer up


Need at least two of these main characters in Manifest to die abeg. I’m tayad.


If you’re getting tacos, but not from my job..,, FUCK YOU


76 degrees today


some of the things people ask Niall concern me


“If you invest to yourself. You can never go wrong.” - Coach Jover


Our boots came bout to exchange mines


|| all these Weskers popping up and I want to write with them all


Agust d drop new mixtape challenge


more active in stan acc than here


My mate and i take turns playing ladder, he goes 1-5, i go 5-1, never felt worse about gaining 50 in a session


So ever since I updated my iPhone my emojis reset like every other day..


i’m not about to get political on a kpop account but


& you be talking all that shit you gotta prove it


So I start jiu jitsu today & im excited af


That’s what I need to learn how to cook, plantain. There was this Spanish restaurant in Bushwick who would always give me extra with my stewed chicken


My pro tools folder increasing nicely


I like this guy next to me who gives absolutely zero fucks. At least 8 fast cans sloshing around the back of his truck and ashes from his cigarettes flying out his window.


Mf really be testing my gangster


No rush life , people sabi post RIP pass congratulations if anybody oppress you BLOCK am


lrt me writing 4 essays in 4 days


Tries to do something creative...... realizes I haven't owned a glue stick since middle school


Get into work before the sunrises & out when it’s dark


Another positive - I now have time to save up for the next concert


Made some firecracker meatballs,


You know you got a good workout In when you start sobbing afterwards. Or am I just a psycho path


idc non deobis don't get to make jokes about the lightstick


First time working out and eating healthy lol let’s see what the results look like in 3 months!


should’ve signed julian araujo. visca barca


That's a wild flex


Waiting fa this boy to text me n stop acting dumb


NO JOKE, as soon as I posted, a "try yoga" account followed me


bruh everything in this house goes missing


not my instagram followers thinking i actually have a boyfriend. who’s gonna tell them that’s just alex and he’s gay and engaged


Bitch when I tell you I’ve had a day


driving in the snow is super scary


My guardian angels up there just blessing me!


Sometimes I feel like I’m being controlled like a sim and whoever is controlling me is tryna M me off


Why TF is it so hot at my job rn OMFG


Been fine dining all week


I’m already buying my Fall clothes


If another girl gives my mans gifts, and he accepts it... he can have her. since im not enough


My New Years outfit is way too expensive but i had to do it to em


Got paid today so I bought a new mic and I'm v excited!


give me loyalty cos love is overrated


I feel like I need to change my email signature to Jessica “it’s delayed due to global supply chain issues” Willis. Working in construction procurement is super fun right now


I see Cardiff, having won their cup final in finally going ahead of us in the league table last week, have completely crumbled afterwards. It was a good effort in fairness lads, but it often happens when a team reaches its ultimate goal...


Cherries as lipstick and honey as lipgloss for the summer season


Remember this Long Lost Twitter BFF ? Hmm?


if you ask to use yo bro phone and he clear his browser 1st he was on porn lmao


i'm gonna make my dad see them with me he likes bts anyways so


why did my favorite nurse say sardine standard is lit?


Im sad they dont want me to look attractive and “sell” hiv even tho im rejecting dating sites and wear a mask everywhere i go. Btw people magazine had some post covid horror stories that sounded targeted: the one with linda evangelista…


If you call me yo friend to yo friends,you my friend to my hoes-


I just rushed to this Pilates class thinking it was at 5:45pm , whole time it ended at that time.


and coldplay will perform the new bts collab at the festival


Last night I dreamt that @user and I had another Hannah Alexander cosplan as I was looking at the freshly washed green bedsheets XD Cotton, I highly doubt it


- got my baby in there like a wild ass animal


this money shit i gotta handle different!


So 28 days into the new decade, we’ve had: •potential world war 3 •a virus outbreak •the unexpected death of a sports icon •massive tsunamis And •Australia is on fire Only 11 months and 3 days til the new year


These last few minutes are nerve wracking


oomfies what do we think of my new layout?


I’m a lil toxic but they love it tho


rainy weather + dim light + cuddle = dabest night