my couch is so cute i can’t wait for everything else to be delivered


For anyone who missed it, I’m kicking off a new challenge this evening! There’s no sense waiting until later in the week when there’s such a good line up available tonight. I’ll repost the bet along with the research very soon!


First week of school ain’t going so well


You really can't trust anyone. That sucks.


People think like I give a minimum fuck


I’ve been Morley’s numerous times but never have I ever got Mirinda


I’m actually really very excited for #TinyTinasWonderlands


Ahhh second client complaint


Fall is here and as winter approaches I will have to deal with my seasonal affective disorder. Who else struggles with this mental health disorder? I'm here to say you are not alone. Let's take care of each other this winter. Together is better...


apex tour last year was a vibe


Hope the deal works out tmr.


You got one time to show me you fake and ya time up


if we get stray kids tour 2022 it should be announced on the step out 2022 video..


Namjoon will tweet tomorrow


It’s shark week! Message me for goodies!


Hotel and flight booked for next month I’m excited


I'm not gonna dm any sugar mamas or sugar daddies. It's just a scam anyway


George is locked in


Imagine one day you die and all your hoes made a big ass brawl in the funeral home


should i just delete this acc? it’s not safe anymore


Who's a wh@re for attention and why is it shiva .sh??solve this question in 1 minute or you're fired


Werewolf st//eve with a breeding kink + cum inflation. He so badly wants to knot e//dd//ie and fill him up. Afterward he’s waddling around with a big belly and it’s sloshing around


Ain’t no problem. That check gon hit different


All those vids and i still haven’t cum. Damn it


I ain’t got no hoes in disss new state


Patience is a virtue that I’ve actually successfully had this year so far


teaching your youngest brother how to pump gas so you don’t have to


It’s all nice and sunny... then here come forecast on Sunday “ 30% chance of rain “


voy a suspender todas las asignaturas


Wow so no one is gonna let me do the grapefruit method on them? Okay cool.


ALL my packages are sitting at the post office


Still awake, drop your hundles lets follow you @user


Knowing some of these social media people in real life really be a KiKi within itself.


Mm)le koko is on his way to do sakawa Ghana for u Hey bro I’m after you okay, after that we will be more wicked


The Falcons are stupid af, trading away a Top 10 receiver in the league for peanuts


ayyy ive changed my layout to a niall one for christmas


Me when I could see my transverse abdominals while doing my shoulder presses


This nurse dug up my arm with a needle trying to fish for a vein, and left it in to find something to take it out


YOONGIII EN WEVERSE


Found out today that me mum randomly leant her top sewing machine for free to a complete stranger off Facebook about a month ago.. this stranger wanted to sew some masks for a few care homes.. There’s many times in my life I’ve been proud of my mum but today was a big time.


Impressive Bless the broken road version of Francis Dayandayan on TNT. Super love that gospel classic!


I need to plan a trip to Toledo soon. Like August or September. I miss my sister and we need a turn up together


Should we blame country music for alcoholism cause all they sing about is drinking


“ Call me if you short on them little bills and ima look out “


Never living comfortably, got a lot of goals to meet


i will not relapse tonight


Toxic people help you learn how to set your boundaries


Kudlow: US numbers are holding up nicely. Numbers aren't in yet, Larry. You're looking at pre virus data.


big boss is so thick


I don’t type no tweets or throw no fists, get shot in yo shit. 21


Lmfaooo so I was on Marta one day at five points and I thought this man said "im bout to rap for yall" and I'm like hell naw lemme put my airpods in.... and I was wondering why everyone was panicking.... HE ACTUALLY SAID "IM BOUT TO RAPE ALL OF YALL"


Third interview down. Confidence level: 90% Very positive interview overall. And I got automatically put into the next interview with the VP! I’m just continuing this roller coaster of emotions right now. Just going to continue to put my best foot forward and stay positive.


I really can’t wait to get home and crawl in my bed


I'm bored anyone has any suggestions ?


After 12 years this woman still excites me every time I feel her touch.


Might have stumbled upon a side hustle I’m beyond excited


I don't talk on Twitter spaces because im just cool like that.


I actually find nothing wrong with an adult setting being immoral. #FreeNyegeNyege22


Le « this is selon Musk » me fume


Bloot Bloot


This carrd just said don’t follow if you’re over 24. sheesh I should just block


Play big bank take lil bank bitches is silent


I think my body just likes to get sick whenever I get interviews


So shorty was sitting On my face once and choking me. I legit ran out of breath but at that very moment I was prepared to go out like A real one, cause I felt like that’s what god would want me to do! If that’s how he wanted me to go, you can’t question the man upstairs


Can’t wait to thrown another party again


I need a good girl, but I want bad pussy


yea thanks ez 8h


Okay so that IKEA guy huh....


Haven't we been doing these video conferences enough at this point that we shouldn't have to be asking everyone to mute 15 times? I'm at this meeting after hours. Don't make it worse with your incessant typing and muttering while we're reviewing charts


wtf is this layout @Twitter ? shit trash


I’m trying to warn y’all so y’all don’t say I’m acting funny; bcuz this ass is ASSING! Do y’all hear me??!?


Went to the ATM today and forgot my password for a second.


Final prep and a good dose of nerves kicking in for @user GIC tomorrow and Thursday (for ALS), any last words of advice?


Manchester united was always one of the greatest teams but recently its fucked up there


you ever miss cuddles so much you’re like the emotional abuse wasn’t THAT bad


Can’t believe one nephew starts kindergarten tomorrow and the other starts college next week


If Enzo goes to united


Latinos with the thickest accents saying Trump’s name in support of him sound funny asl “Donal trom” lmaoo


Sabrina is extraaa annoying in this season


America was built on lies and deception, but the people were never supposed to have resources like the internet to figure it out


I hope, u will find the good one than me


I feel like all my people should buy me push gifts and bring them to the hospital


I took those L’s by myself. Fought those tears by myself. Was in the mud by myself. So I’m real familiar with what SELF can do


shout out to my nsfw moot


No stream tonight btw Back Friday with another DJ set


woops i need to update stuff on my carrd


I swear Wednesdays are my Monday's. Something always happens in the morning


Ok but miss ariana’s lip colours are fireeee, I want them


Not sure why the market love to gap up to churn...


Welcome December, hopefully in the last month of 2021, I can become better, hopefully everything I hope can be achieved, i hopefully always given health, i hope u too


i think my favourite lip gloss thing expired


I swear I go to the grocery store for THREE things(I even have a list) and spend $110 Ugh


is this the place we used to love? is this the place that I’v been dreaming of?


Derek Chauvin - hope you rot in piss.


i wanted to own a retrd in my mentions but i can't because i'm too compassionate and nice


Gonna treat myself to the ##ABC sto since I like #rl went to work tahday


I really got to stop jumping to conclusions


I’m looking like why is everybody staring at me today … I have a porn hub shirt on


These unsolved mysteries on Netflix is hurting my brain, like what actually happened to these people


she made a mess wit a message, i’m in my head wit a passenger


Lf e-girl


Omg! @FullFrontalSamB Rwanda episode was so good my eyes teared up. She NEVER ceases to amaze me


What’s up with the death penalty why waste money on keeping him in prison ALIVE and breathing...I say fry his ass


Seeing SNKRS On The Timeline Is An Instant Trigger


ha lol


Sweetgreen’s Harvest Bowl is so dam good. I’m Genuinely impressed every time


omg i think we are actually going to do a dance class next month


Sorry guys no stream rn, I'm kinda in a depressive mood. But maybe later I can stream another game!


Afterhours is the new power hour. Been like this for the past 3 weeks. Trading days getting longer and longer.


the way I cried bc of how stressed out i am about school then turning on my camera 5 minutes later for my 6th class of the day like


l m a o o o o. wait a mf minute


i am hair depressed I’m tired of walking around looking ugly


She hulk looks fun ill be seated


Iran crying


Lack of dopamine is fucking shit. Riding out the cycle


WAIT! Manifest was cancelled


I'm not saying that everything changed after the announcement of the Snyder Cut, but it is exactly what I'm saying


Saw a post it said the Mexican Cartel were recruiting minors on GTA V ??? Wha…?


Mf fine yea


Found all these old flicks of myself off my other phone and by "flicks" I mean pics


This broccoli salad I made is delish


Ukulele album coming soon


you’d be a clown if you give a fuck how a mf feel about you or what they say about you


Why do some guys fold the sleeves of their native


You smell good is the ultimate compliment


Just been to the shops where I asked for a Boost, a Twirl & a Topic The Shop Assistant said “You look amazing” did a Pirouette, then asked me what my thoughts were on Climate Change


just spend the last 10 minutes purging my most recent tweets so i dont get cancelled for having the right opinion in 10 years when not agreeing with everyone is a federal crime


I don’t care to be around people anymore .


Have a great Wednesday everyone. God bless


You can pray for a changed but prepare for the end...


thinking about @user mom’s pepper jelly


Chili goes on hotdogs not forks and spoons


The smallest team in England in terms of Top4 is playing today


I'm not letting NOBODYYYYY destroy my character


The thing I’m most looking forward to this birthday is my car insurance going down


still waiting for a sub to foolish


Arsenal Tomorrow !!


Wow my cooking be on point


Corner office Tripled my income


I wonder if there is any compilation videos of Mina singing high notes?


I hope my friends don't think I forgot about them I'm just tryna get my life together


Lmaooo Miss Sue and track suits


Ameyaw the midwife


I think im gonna get my other arm done, but my tatt man retired


Clearly Jack Bonham who’s keeping us in the game


I won $10 from a $2 scratcher Looks like my luck is starting to turn around


I voted!!! Straight after work! First time being old enough to vote for a president, so it sure as hell wasn’t Trump


Lil daddy my shit together I ain't jiving you. Ion think that girl could do you better than I could do


my cousin on vacation in Florida called me to: 1 stunt at her air bnb 2 to make me hook her Bluetooth headphones


Recently came across @lovemansuy and his song “Count on You”. What a song!! Fucking love it


When u are watching a horror movie with your cousin then it becomes a comedy movie...


Those Flite snap memories hit different when you can’t go right now.


Made a list of all the people I’ve come out to just to see my progress and it made me


My plate was $40 and my wine was $23 and I’m not paying for shi


I can't believe no one is talking about the girlfriends in the latest #BlackClover episode, I'm way too happy to see it


But anyway, stay disgusting. But keep that shit out my mentions. Old ugly soul ass nigga who can't make a gal wet for shit


i ordered 5 cans of magic shave powder bc all the stores are sold out


I'm staring at these European WC qualifiers with no idea what to choose


Please, help me... This sight is displeasing. Night is a fright, my mind is freezing. Glass doors break to hear me screaming. Please, don't leave- don't leave me weeping. ...


this headache is really gunna have me blow up on someone


And fuck the Primetime Emmys too. This shit is ridiculous!


i still listen to ‘last day of summer’ like it just came out


Mentally drained atm


I love liking stories when im interested in someone


Last Of A Dying Breed


//I’m gonna do a banner Sunday so stay tuned!


two nights before new year!!!


Shop my amazon wishlist instead of yours


I'd love a pair of Adidas tearaways right now


Fidget spinner arrived today, Heely’s arrive tomorrow, I am 12 years old


Shaq Moore's decision making


side mirrors on cars are like tiny shrek ears if you think about it


inbox bussin bout these shoes.


One thing about IG you not about to use profanity on that junt get flagged quick


Idk why I want a Chrome Hearts shirt so bad


Aye I be running out but so serious


Idk who tf is driving a loud car this night but chai I’m loving it… God!! Abeg


And for my next magic trick, I’m going to make myself disappear


already got the camping trips planned for next year


Oh haha look at that I am late to class what a loveable miscreant I am


$WORK based on price action it’s clear someone knows something


to comendo p crl


BUY $SPY NOT $BTC


After more or less 11 years of chronic leg pain, I would honestly take an amputation if it was offered to me right now.


I’ll eat me a Parker house sausage today


Everyone out here pre ordering 2k23 Icon Edition and I can’t even afford the standard edition


Cuphead sold 1M copies! That's really amazing! Congrats to Studio MDHR!


Damn I wrote thee most fie est email


Too much sensitive to deal wz U


My LS just brought me a Bundt cake && it’s about to be gone before I get home


If I gotta do everything on my own,fuck I need you for?


This man put a big bag of Pistachios in my work bag without me knowing


I’m expecting everyone to have a explanation each time they cough or sneeze


somebody send me a playlist


i’m actually really scared


He seems like pretty nice guy to me, gotta watch the documentary first tho


I hope nobody don’t think I really need them fr


Travis Scott & Drake - Like A Light


Piupiu is probably the rika of the ssum


I sneezed right when I was drifting off to sleep. Someone's talking shit about me


hey @user just a quick question...is it possible you forgot to press the release album button on Bandcamp? Your album is still on pre-order status


Woke up with headache. Harmattan should dissappear


I kinda want to feel nothing


I was this days old when I realized when my dad was taking me out to ice cream, he was going to get ice cream and he needed an excuse


Mr. Peterson deserves more than this world has offered him


Jah day


just realized I'm graduating in the middle of a pandemic, what. the. fuck.


Running on 2 1/2 hours of sleep today


How is it a Debt Collector 2 when them niggas died in the first one?


OMG @user body transformation


ol girl just like these bird brain ass bitches tryna do too much to prove they fw a nigga baby keep that shii playa at all times


Just looking at my profile and see that at least of Eli's tweets I responded to was deleted.


I love to watch people I care about grow


No One Stays with You permanently Learn to survive Alone...


It’s drip or drown. I’m walking on water


Mfs be swearing they a loss boy you is not a check


LRT: and they’re all Pfizer and Moderna, thank god. I was afraid that by the time my category rolled around all we’d be able to get was AstraZeneca. Which, like...62% effectiveness?


YAAYYY! STREAM TEUMES.


exam day today <333 ill be rushing my requirements later aaaaaa bye


A 14 year old has just been stabbed in a place close to me and @BBCNews are talking about two daft cunts in court no one gives a flying fuck about


if i ever word something weirdly i’m sorry i don’t know how to talk to people


estas bien mentalmente o t identificas cn here comes a thought


You can get so good with money that you take home $10,000/mo but only spend $3,000. At that point, the world truly does become your oyster


i gotta go on frfr quarantine and i dont even have acnh


tsr teens been posting homegirl a bit much


Nagisa's voice though


Rip Takeoff that shit fucked up


The biggest companies use the oldest technology. Y’all should all worry


WhatsApp becoming problematic like PE girls


The best duet of 2021, duet panahan Hawkeye x Kate Bishop


Nothing like starting your life with someone and then having to completely start over. This shit is exhausting.


I think my professor is also happy that Im not going to talking about trauma any more


Then a Barrett layup


I’m doing the bare minimum and the day is dragging


i wanna feel desired!!!


Why am i mad so easily today


in the mood to punch the shit out of the ‘are u lost babygirl’ guy


Maximum i can sleep in a day is 4 hrs


Totally need a new toy


Anyone still following Tinsel


i have had hiccups for the past hour and a half...this is ridiculous


Attachments is not my thing . Good luck and goodbye


stat resign senior = instant charge + "how da heck do i carry this out?" + iritableng IM JCON + 6 admissions + "pano ba to maam?" = A W I T


me looking at charli d'amelio's sister: is that charli d'amelio? she looks like her but,,,, different


ಯಾವ್ದೋ pubಲೀ ಕೂತಿದ್ವಿ. DJ ಸಕ್ಕತ್ ಖರಾಬ್ songs ಹಾಕ್ತಿದ್ದ. Waiterನ ಕರೆದು ಕೇಳಿದೆ "Will your DJ play our request?" Waiter said yes. I was very happy!! Me : "Please ask him to sit and play candy crush on mobile until we finish dinner".


Imma still be in my 2 piece PERIOD


Failed coup. See all of them resigning one by one


We got a stretch 5


It's officially Run On day!!


there’s been so many preorders it’s going to feel like christmas when all this stuff comes in. i don’t even remember what i got


I didn’t think this would turn into anything but I got 2 clients already


Holy shit I just realized next year will be 10 years since I’ve been diagnosed with autism


As much as I’ve grown to love bass music and love to break my neck, this past weekend I was reminded of my love for progressive house and how much it means to me


Thank you so much for hanging today! And thank you @user for the sub! You are crazy <3 See you all tomorrow for more


uhh,,deactivating


I missing you. Yes. Again. It’s you


Cutties brings back so many memories lmao what was my ass ever doing hanging out at the shop like that???


i just wanna give komaeda a hug


my mom really does like baron more than me


Baby's first hangover


Ignoring my friend for a month because I am to scared to tell them that I can’t have a sleepover and the longer I wait the harder it gets


Southgate needs to give Foden a free 8 or no. 10 role in the World Cup when he's in possession he's just impeccable


idk what to get Mike for Xmas. he's been so good to me this year I wanna spoil his lil aries moon self


Compulsive liars need serious help I don't understand


imagine if you could turn your feelings off


Let’s talk about brand… to me brand is EVERYTHING. It’s story telling. It’s culture. It’s strategy. It’s community. It’s aesthetic. It’s vibes. It’s vision. It’s mission. It’s values. It’s identity. It’s oxygen. It’s life. Brand must not be overlooked!


i just learned how to reverse park


Lemongrass tea


my car is a 2014 and only has 59,000 miles on it


Seventy eight days


Los verdes


My child threw a temper tantrum this morning because he wanted me to unbutton his pajamas. So I did. 2 minutes later he can't get his shirt back on. And screams at me because he also wants me to button his shirt back up. Did I mention I am sick and his dad was right there?


10s up wtw


Big accounts claiming people aren’t seeing their tweets anymore, kindly fuck off.


Word of advice for new grad nurses ... don’t come in my room with a cocky attitude and be wrong..cause now I gotta shut you down


smoking a blizzy thinking about his glizzy


My rims and tires have finally shipped


If you want me, I’m on the market


i would never not get loud about wanting to give them wins this cb. they already had two last time, they sure were happy but didn’t get the chance to do an encore. let’s give them even one this time.


Looking at Burlington apartments


Putting myself in a good spot & not rushing anything. Letting things fall into place


Someone asked me kung nganu dawng wala ko niadto sa awarding. I mean do I have to? I think I don't deserve to be there in the first place eh wala man sad koy ambag during the event.


A sandwich is awesome during a long day in bed. . . Additionally, a smoothie is an excellent complementary food.


getting my car next week man im prada me !!!


I absolutely adore and love my mommy EVEN when she is correcting me


I need a new crush, this unrequited love isn’t slapping hard enough


Sooo mf annoyed


Finished Squid Game, it was cool


Never met someone who spoke my language


Omg...why this cat love coming to our house? It just be big chillin in the front yard and Timon be chasing after it


The song “We Didn’t Start the Fire” just came on the radio… it occurred to me we could do that entire song with just the events of the past two years…


Another day ... another bag to go pick up


Teams don’t wanna pay $13-20 mil to some of the best OL & DL in the league and they got a bum ass QB. Just know that. The Bengals will


I want Thai food today


0-4 to Hungary


Officially watched every single episode of That’s so Raven


only 42 minutes till i find out if i pass the day 10 branch


Somehow just got motivation, probably won’t get anywhere with it but we will see. Stay tuned for the next post that I hope I make


I wanna thank my boo for boosting my confidence


Happy birthday for yesterday @a1christian hope you had the best day. Btw your rocking the viking look on #TheMaskedSingerUK


lol @ my car being almost 5k to fix. No lights & no issue. Having a car is a luxury and burden all wrapped in one


Uncle Sam won


:(((( happy anniversary sa mingki warriors


When I was payong off some of my credit cards I was looking sick. Now I’m smiling cause I got an alert saying my credit rating went from fair to good


Just got told I’m a little heart breaker…. You ain’t wrong baby. You ain’t wrong.


I know my mf power did not just go out again


I would totally be fine with being a One Hit Wonder.


New seasons of my shows are slowly coming back on. I’m hype!


I keep thinking it’d be nice to have a zine that functions similarly to a Big Bang?? where it’s more equal between writers and artists and artists could illustrate scenes from each written work...


if you hold a 1 of 1 piece from @user or @user you will be given WL for Toonies we appreciate you supporting us drop the piece you hold below


What did ya’ll do to $APE


You know that part during Yoongi's rap in ON when he points down at the ground? It always makes me scream. The charisma. The power.


my best friend just got scammed out of 150E i’m about to pull out a crowbar and break social distancing rules


i finally watched tpn but where tf is norman


I need a friend as goofy as me


just saw my gym crush, is 20 and 27 a deep age gap?


way to pretty to be fucked from the back ..


November 1st = Time for Christmas decorations


I want a turkey club sandwich


In my last 10 mins of extra sleep I dreamt that I woke up late to MIL class and it was 7:48 but apprently I woke up just in time because sir JC was still starting the class and like he asked me about the presentation so I'm having major de ja vu rn


In this, the most testing time that I can remember in my years to date, I should be writing songs like there’s no tomorrow. I’m trying, but nothing’s coming out, doesn’t even seem important to me right now. I’m sure it will come back


oh i’m making an alfredo rice bowl next! i’m interested


Leaving 2020 Fine Af Can't Wait To Nye


Even tho the mask mandate has been lifted, I’m still wearing my mask and using preventative measures as if we are still in a pandemic...oh wait


nah ion too much like that


WHERES SPLATOON 3


me see the path yf


Jane Fonda could still get it RIGHT NOW!! I don’t even feel bad


I miss Lee Know


Ohhh my anxiety kinda lifted a bit after seeing Mother Monster got the Oscar nomination!


Steak, broccoli, and mashed potatoes


Do I have any streamer frens in/near Las Vegas??


Wild when you're from a small town and can have catch up small talk with the nurse injecting the needle in your arm.


Trump finally really went on the attack against Biden this afternoon. His style is not slanderous like Biden’s. He just spoke about what Biden has said he’s for and against. He’s going to have to step up his game now I think! Today was a good start


Team USA got serious. Yall happy?


My baby going to school this year


Feeling sad I didn't finish my ohmnon one shot pwp for ohms birthday


my brother eats nothing but fast food and i’ve literally never seen him eat a fruit or vegetable but he’s still skinnier than me


One thing about me is if I say I ain’t pressed I’m NOT PRESSED. You bitches be lying to yourselves saying y’all don’t care but got names in your search bar or fake accounts and it’s giving BIG WEIRD ENERGY!


You can only feel as good as you wanna feel


#horny is a beautiful hashtag. If you see this, dm me


The fool moon is looking for friends at high tide, the sorrow goes bigger when the sorrow is denied, i only know my mind


after almost 18 years dealing with anxiety, let's introduce a new symptom: the nice sensation of not being able to use the full capacity of my lungs. and not knowing if my GP takes me seriously enough to think past the anxiety factor. would not recommend


these guys think i don’t speak spanish and they r talking ab me right infront of me


Definitely getting fried on break


do i go to sleep or do just dance at 11pm


So the US debt ceiling crisis (a lame one at best) has awful consequences if not resolved this month. And in December, another govt funding bill will be needed. Some broader risks to be aware of while the $XBI remains stuck in the $120s


i hope that @user is having an amazing day. you deserve everything good in the world


Choppa keep shakinn Da beat keep breakinn


i can literally speak on a lot of shit but AGAIN i nevermind it


A drinker but not a smoker but for me you hit that pound cake


Mikel Arteta paid the price for resting Saka today


Ain’t no way niggas send random hoes money on the internet just cuz they look good, c’mon my nigga


I think most of this “Girls drama”, them dey practice am before them reach person side cos why you go just suddenly dey put up Ogbanje attitude


Then brown skins hit different


hot boy bling bling bling


It’s a lot of fake ass motivational speakers on Instagram. Don’t really wanna see nobody win but it sound good


Do mosquitoes bite more than once or did I get bit by 10 different ones


Can’t wait to watch JG tonight


Really wanted to take a nap on this train but there’s these weird people sitting on the opposite side of me


They’re playing the growlers in this boujee place


I haven't worn heels regularly since I was a teenager so I be practicing and


Coworker: “are you losing weight? How are you doing it?!” Me: “oh this? Just from my terrible anxiety”


Remember when everyone wanted to be a day trader?


how did i miss the whole season 4 of #killingeve i remembers i was waiting for. the new season to start the boom what 1 year or 2 later i need to binge! so sad it done already


Man I been on phone with my big sus peach for two hours


Handsome and intelligent


I’m just so confused. Today’s feeds have been the worst. They’ve just been cutting game convos unprovoked? This isn’t gonna help with the ratings


When he fuck me good I take his ass to red lobster


Can’t wait to go see @GrupoFirme with @user when they hit up Denver


I need a new coffee maker and coffee and creamer some garbage bags and food I wish I could get this disability money fast


Mannnnnnnn Mitch Trubisky is gonna fuck around and get Matt Nagy fired


Damn near all of the all American cast soo


yow, visit my profile for balloons


oof I feel a fever coming


I think I should start creating a fan account for Kim Seonho


Luckily tomorrow I have late late meetings so I plan to get some rest


So I just had this surreal moment. I'm in a town not far from home filming a wedding today. The last time I was here, 6 months ago, was for my brother-in-law's wedding. And at that time life was hard. - just got fired - no job prospects - 3 young kids quarantined at home


hop on overwatch 2


Bout to make a stop at muteville while on the way to blockedton


I’d love to see $bgld bouncing from here. Thank you.


Sorry for no recent uploads on the YT friends, have been working on some technical issues which should now be fixed. Will likely be posting again tonight


I got food n I got plates


First week in gym you don take like 100 pic, 50 video but you no lose weight or burn fat


My nigga snitched before he died so I don’t miss em


That shit be blowing me bro


Twice x alle


I badly wanna read the eng trans of Haikyuu Monster Generation Interview.


Tue Sep 07 2021 22:00:14 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time):


I still think about how genius the lyric “You trade your diamonds for rubies” is in Ugly by @TheVeronicas everyday, simple but perfect


S/O to the people who wore their mask to Walmart to buy Great Value water!


New H3H3 video, lockdown off to a gid start


gonna apply for atiny oomfs


couples being happy makes me miss my bf


Just been told I’m “mad” for still being awake. And had a dig made at me because I’m not in bed, asleep. It’s 22:50?! Get me outta this house…please


Oh unrequited love... how I miss u


People switch up so fast its disgusting can't trust many people anymore...


Young Travis going back to school


You cannot claim to be a follower of Christ and believe in Zodiac signs


my toxic trait is that I always think I need to buy a new plant


My mom watched @theestallion on SNL and said she’s been practicing shaking one cheek at a time like her


Finally all the bits including bearing press, removal tool have arrived for the TREK Domane and all fitted so old removed & new bottom bracket bearings, New Chain and New Chain Rings fitted test ride tomorrow


When I got my verbal offer my brother seemed relieved like I was spending all his money or some


Recorded 3 hours of content


LOL @ these niggas.


Yea baby blow that 4-0 lead.


I miss tmmy


Iont know wassup wit y’all


First snow in Chicago... every one forgets how to drive. I’m starting to think they haven’t been able to drive for shit since the beginning


The guitar solo in sarumane dropout is


Self isolation makes you do weird things like transfer your 2 old pension plans into one online pension plan... at midnight when you should be sleeping


Who more of a lyrical rapper Mozzy or lil durk ?


People who cough into their hands are disgusting


Welcome home C3 Thoma, C6 Diona, C3 Sayu, Hu Tao, and Diluc


Do Tyler be cutting fruit for Kaz the way Toby does for Chloe?


What is my dreams tryna tell me


rt pinned, drop yours ntar aku rt balik


That awkward moment that you feel like you are annoying or did something wrong but there’s no one you can confide in because you think you would bother them if you ask


i think mark teasers will be dropped tonight.. FINGER CROSSED


Var posted his bitch & said she so beautiful like can somebody love tf outta me


Kids don’t give af about the sun, just wanna be outside


About to end it I just played a game of halo ranked and won the game and proceeded to lose elo for winning


I’m single now? Woah


So a car chase just ended in front of our house with the guy running from the cops hitting a parked car.


how does it feel to cuddle? i want to try


Corporate people be like "I will quit" and then never quit.


Why do you think there are barely any RICH women in this world? Because it takes balls to DO trading and women don't have any balls @user


i love a bitch who b all over me


If anyone can guess where I place tomorrow I will paypal you 15$


Wait the Bears face the Lions?


Good pussy gyal fi get tingzzzzz


Feels good being broke KNOWING that your life is secure


Mfs too grown to be lying


God bless sa tanan board takers! pasar ic


Manchester united finally signed someone, At last!!!


now watching: interview with a vampires new episode


People who dip their sweet potato fries in ketchup are the devil


working on something super special, Revealing 2022


One day the people who doubted you will tell people they used to know you!


Can’t wait to read all your takes on Salesforce and Slack. I’m so grateful to have these deep informed analysis in my timeline.


Taco Tuesday’s are just the best day of the week


Andy fry that fish right every time


American health care SUCKS!!!!!!


socorro eu to com mt dor


If my mum shows me that Cardi b video one more time


It might not be often, but when the chips are down and I have to take care of adulting business, I'm glad I can get it done and dusted. Having fun and playing games is great and all, but making sure finances, insurance, and whatnot is secure? That's the REAL fun, right there.


I’m so irritated I’m just now unpacking my suitcase from Miami and my dior glasses gone


hft.. i miss my moots


MAYBE I WAS BORING


How you a black dj & don’t have any bounce songs


anyone good at chem and wanna make money ?


ia neva diss you , i’ll never let you stress bout that nigga


Treat me like a lady, fuck me like a thot - Latto


Especially the one between my eye


why do I always think im EVER gonna have a good day w my dad where he doesn’t shut me tf down


Just saw some corn in my Friend’s uncle’s poop


Gotta get my Twittering in before NXT since I’m missing it again


One private client been on vacation for like 2-3 weeks. My other clients house flooded. I gotta get back to work and re up the bag ASAP.


Making caramel pudding at this hour


One clever fucking trick to enslave virtually an entire world population without them even being aware of their predicament. I've tried to enlighten my fellow slaves, they say "there's no bars on the windows"


Excited for good things hopefully coming my way in the next few weeks


I keep forgetting to cancel my Hulu


Reciprocated energy ndati


so uhh, is anyone selling an Up All Night vinyl for a reasonable price? Mine just got cancelled


Got a 103% on my Ap bio midterm


I’m ready for this gym session


Justin looked so happy and at peace at the last show aswell, maybe he knew it was coming to an end


tonite ima give everybody a lil surprise to wake up too


Getting purposely ignored is the biggest smack in the face in my opinion


Wtf How long as Barry Grant been on Eastenders


Does anybody know Tinashe’s set list


Congratulations to all of our juniors! ACT


Visual Joy


Facebook messenger has notifications sounds?


it’s 2020 stop assuming sexualities thank you muah


Pro Tip: "irreplaceable" "generational" "trophy" "unique" Doesn't actually mean anything


Everybody keeps telling me I’m about to blow up & be on TV nshit…. I believe it because that’s what I’ve been praying for but sheesh literally everyday someone has said that to me


Ronaldo making headlines the first game?? WC18 flashbacks we all know what happened next


I have not been well ever since KUWTK went off air


Don’t be askin me a lot questions like you the feds!


forgot to take my meds today and that explains so much


Drop your favorite Food I want to Try something different


My 3 Instagram followers make me feel so special


My life's boring, and so as my accounts


okay since everyone is doing that reply to me in my permanent dt list


Getting my daughter’s Valentine’s Day stuff together


my ouid man just asked if I needed anything from costco


thought the mania was wearing off finally and then a text came through saying my pay has been cut


Don't leave me pleaseee


I wanna go to a water park as soon as I heal. I hope covid doesn’t ruin it


Who did they 300 push ups


i just wanna be inside & smokin already


I just cleaned my room soo now it’s time to smoke and watch tv


i don’t want another notification from StockX until my shoes are at my house


Happy Tuesday everyone, hope u r enjoying your day.


gather courage like wild flowers. have a nice day ahead! goodmorning


Internal Affair Agents hold so much power .. like it’s no way in hell this man had 12 complaints and he never got suspended or nothing


The whole nap gone be listening to Boston in a minute watch


stay safe and reasonable when choosing a particular situation, the problem is in value


yo this man is built different


Goodbye Neurology, you were 8.7/10 Next stop: Oncology


Wait Rush is on... I need programming


Night night guys


how to am i meant to clean this


UGH why is that grad student so hot


Crinkle cut fries and some mild sauce...


while im Calming Down i have great news! mike dodds szn starts tomorrow


Ok ok... 5 minutes into #blackAF and I’m already loving the humor/satire. This ones a keeper


How ima ever be successful if I’m always sleepy


i am doing amazing and i'm beyond proud of me. just don't give up, i can get through this hard time. i believe in me


No wonder I have to keep making Eli stop at bathrooms, I've had my entire water bottle, a matcha milk tea, and a regular milk tea today


random snap memory dump on priv


macbook this, macbook that… rip mac miller 1992-2018


No no im not broken. Just a lil bit emo.


Putting an APB out for Tybault


My girl not having to work is my biggest flex


Taylor Swift occupies the whole of the American top 10. And another ten spots between 13 and 45.


I'm such a manhoos. Started Udaariyan and now Fateh is back to missing Jasmine


AWA is over so back in the gym I must go. Next stop is a six pack before the next convention


Real talk. Artist are therapists


Nobody really asks the question..... "So who didn't get the covid?" There's 7.9 billion people on earth 124M cases & 2.73M deaths from covid Annual global deaths from cancer = 9.7M TB = 1.4M AIDS = 800+K Flu = 750K to 1M Obesity = 2.5M Heart disease = 17.9M Wake up world!


you arent a real nigga if you dont have a mental break down in the car at a mall parking lot


A really good afternoon broadening our knowledge on pathway to excellence @user @user @user @user #areyouin #imin


started the day with $60 and now i have $19


I don’t know you but you really messaging to ask what grades I got.... knowing DAMN well I failed


cant wait to get back in the weight room with my homies


farming for primogems


Looking for 1 ticket to see Fletcher tomorrow in Chicago!! Plzzzzz #girlofmydreams #GOMDtour #Fletcher @findingfletcher I’m trying to have you sign the set list I got last time I saw you


I legit feel like I’m gonna throw up after my workout


The fact that @user does very little & still gets good grades, & I’m over here struggling to memorize everything just to pass, UPSETS ME.


Boiii.... Atlantic got me all the way fckked up


Some about Haitian men not loving Haitian women like Jackito loved that woman in “Je l’aime a mourir” don’t sit right with me


When she walk around wit her toes out


Suns and spurs play in


My DMs ain’t working


Good morning sa ‘yo!


I want to gain massively today,and then chop restriction tomorrow... #Leggo


"I also urge both the Government&FARC to foster the leadership of women former combatants in social, economic & political reintegration, & I trust that the National Reintegration Council will prioritize the recommendations of its Technical Working Group on Gender"@CGRuizMassieu


Nothing makes me happier than seeing videos of the protesters being dragged out the road


Yup flight booked we gone


Kasabian appreciation tweet!


I read Ticky Fullerton is hosting a program on Sky. Was it a swap, Ticky leaving the ABC to Sky and Speers leaving Sky for the ABC? Who got the better deal?


Really looking forward to welcoming all our children back to school tomorrow!


Juventus All or Nothing is in empty stadiums!!


Thinking about dying my hair from the root down. I’m not asking for permission


drubk posting on main


oh shit it's no nut November


Snacking on camel meat because theres nothing else to


I cannot wait to hear loud bass again !!!!!!! It used to freak me out when the speakers would vibrate my lungs... but, now? I’m getting excited just thinkin about it


Let me go update my profile pic tho.


.@marshalls I'm here & ain't a gd person maintaining 6 ft & not a single reminder from Anyone. VERY UNCOMFORTABLE


he wants to perform and i can’t give that to him


When you ask someone for advice just to do the complete opposite


I'm excited to rewatch some parts of the Benison Ball tomorrow


Fell more in love with Sal today as he showed me someone's engagement photos and said: "If I show up to our engagement photos in a shirt that wrinkled and jeans, please just push me into whatever body of water is nearest." Waited a lifetime for this one


Lmaooo this pandemic has really shown other countries we’re not shit... These countries can take over America if they’d like given our current president in office... if he can’t handle/contain a virus, I’m sure he couldn’t handle territory takeover


People have some fucked up morals and it really shows


The fact all these Joe Budden revelations are coming when he leaving Spotify contract is very interesting


When I opened my messenger app: Others: Happy Teacher's Day, ma'am! That one person: *nagreklamo about something na inevitable* Happy Teacher's Day, indeed.


the moment ive been cold to this fool, the more hes on my case. its games you like init sir. ite bet


Just had another reading by @user and more people need to know how freaking magical she is - hit me right in the feels with the best possible can do attitude and I'm doing all the things today!... but also resting my brain too... because thats important. Apparently.


doravella's available stories in wattpad:


This one customer always gives me a hard time


the McDonald’s flag is at half mast... they lost another ice cream machine RIP


Whoever reads this I just wanna say that I love you and take care of Yourself


$ATNF whoa.


Why is everyone manifesting abt hq s5, isn't it cmg out in 2022


Lmaoooo this one is forever going to be unserious and I’m going to treat them accordingly


Was going to pick up a couple of games from @Target with drive-up. Both in stock but one of them was made available for purchase in store only. WTF? I thought we were trying to avoid crowds right now. Guess I'll use Ebay or Amazon for both. Way to lose a sale guys


Loving this rain right now


|| I know I might not portray a canon character for this verse- thought I wanted to thank you all for giving me the chance for all these interactions so far! ;; It makes me feel welcomed here- and it's clearly the chillest verse I've ever joined so far!


Applying and finishing paperwork for big scholarships is literally so scary and exciting all at the same time.


2pm to 11pm duty yesterday tapos 9am to 6pm duty today ano road to heaven na ba to? Pagod na ako


just got a targeted ad for schizophrenia


I like it cause you cut how I’m cut too


Eric Garcia does well for a young player that was ridiculed on the man city bench, he will only grow and develop


Heard they like playin wit paintballs too


the last time i felt emotions during teasers period before lw was for snsd 10th yr anniversary akajdjk only for sm to halt their promos after a week


Bryson tiller dropping music Friday


do you feel like a complete outcast in your family or are you normal


A meditation on 5 lemurian crystals


Im going to Honolulu next month. Anyone have tips on accommodations? I haven’t been there in 35 years.


Honestly I’m starting to love these home workouts. Should I make a workout video?


Thank you Father for Blessing me x10


Ever since some of the states open back up I’ve been seeing “WHYPIPO” embarrassing themselves in public way more


Oh my good what happened to Virgil ?


I cried on my birthday again life is good


who’s going to la shows next tour because catch me at all of them


Ah depression


derek pack on 420


Having one of those moments where I’m wandering the house aimlessly instead of sitting down and starting a game.


Send help, I cannot get off of Tik tok


Almost 2 hrs of “MODERN WARFARE” and I’m paranoid.


i just started calculus today and i’m already confused


Every second that passes, your life gets longer and shorter


Somehow I scratched my eye today. It bothers me more than when I have a stye.


Taco Tuesday otwwww


Bad Boy Festo


I’m not sure Charles believes you Meena. #Emmerdale


So glad it's finally your bday so you can hush! Happy Birthday, @user lol


i really woke up today thinking it would be a good day


Was this gear adapted by SOCOM and the premier SMU? It's a yes/no question


My nephew said he thought I was 15


Get in the booth


So many 1’s coming out this year !


Not me looking at going brunette while sitting in the salon chair touching up my blonde


Cashmere woods smell so good


I wanna post an edit but it would probably flop


the amount of times I’ve heard 10 months on rhythm hive alone is incredible - I mean it’s a really good song just that I can’t pass the missions


Following from my previous tweet, I decided to not continue with the podcast. But will double down on other areas. If anyone who enjoyed the podcast episodes, do let me know. There is a chance I’ll be giving that unique value in a different way. Let me know below


i just ordered the CUTEST new dildo. i can’t wait for it to come in


ion want no friends want dhem baccends


11:11 @BTS_twt 15th win tom


Performance of the night great to see @SimonThomasTV


My biggest pet peeve is when people call you, they get your voicemail, and all they say is “give me a call back when you have a chance”. No Steve, I don’t want to just call back. I asked for your name, number, and a detailed message. I’d call back if I know why I needed to.


We making BIG moves this summer


I wanna lay down and watch Joker


Fergie had to go to anfield to see a champions league game


How’s her favorite movie gonna be Love and Basketball, but she sucks at both


*grumbles* welp, no Napa Daddy for my birthday. Disappointed, but who knows: maybe someone will swoop me up. Lighting a candle.


Can't wait to have me a best friend, I'll finally be out the house more


Dem Franchize Boys Vs D4L


oooh I gotz an olivia edit idea


Bihhh I’m a Baddie I do what I want , LIKEEEE


Niggas don’t even be smart enough to try and play mind games


About keanna or Quinn I’ll put one of you fuck niggas under


lost my spam acct


maybe if i was basic he would treat me right


Wait one of my fav mutuals deactivated


Maybe I jumped on the Smoker fan bandwagon too...I actually draw him now


How many of us understood the importance of leadership/political/no n political. Leadership only can be able to make things happen by decission making.Good decisions means good life to their people. People need to be very very vigilent while electing with wisdom else will reap.


Wawrinka's going to lose this after having 3 MPs


i knew i'd grow up as a criminal i will k!ll that mf


Children’s place have a nice lil sale for my baby


Real tired of all these scam calls, but now scam text messages? I’m getting a couple a day. It’s not like I’m signing up for things, or clicking on weird links. How is this happening?? Today’s was from “ @Xfinity ”


They have taken your girlfriend to nice locations but she can’t post, cause you would cry


Time to drive to Venice for this product shoot...I haven’t shot in a cool month or two


I’m sooo happy I started dilating


i’m in the tattoo shop surrounded by corn ball ass niggas


Finally getting my apartment


My Liberty Basketball jersey came in. I decided to rep @user


My fave emoji currently is


My professor asks what are the three parts of an atom and this girl beside me said energy. I’m leaving


Was about to get like 5 Nike techs but fuck all that I’ll pass


Iiiiii stilllll haven’t slept


Grab her booty and squeeze it her pussy opens


I keep falling for gay men


The irony of being bought an apple tag so I don’t lose my keys & not being able to find my keys to attach it


Niggaz acting like the lakers just lost a playoff game. Y’all know what time it is when it counts. 17 of em


Someone was kidnapped shared location and it’s 10 hours yet no news about her. Police hasn’t said anything reasonable asides “we are on it” but if it’s to mobilize and come to protest grounds to chase innocent protesters they’ll appear in less than 30 minutes. This country eh


Anything APC is distasteful


When my mom left my side I lost my right hand woman. The me before her no longer exists. She softened me up in ways I never imagined. So good luck dealing with the new me that will bite your head off if needed. I will do anything to protect mine.


studio ghibli movies make me so happy


When he moans it makes me wetter


Tested my CC & mods with the current patch: everything is fine


it's pretty fucked up that twitter shows me snatches of conversations my mutuals have with someone who has me blocked (someone I've never met) and there's no way to, like, tell it not to. definitely doesn't feed directly into the learned autistic fear of being the pity friend.


almost my bday month and let me tell yall i’m finna get lit everyday of that month idgaffff


building ikea furniture is not for the faint of heart


I gotta go to the Lil Weezyana Fest next year


I’m moving outta here 2021 tired of this place


Apply that pressure or fall TF back. Please and thanks


Just gonna roll my eyes.. Btch


We’ve seen the power and message that came across with players going down on one knee for the BLM CAMPAIGN. Let our teams and players TURN OUR BACK IN UNISON BEFORE KICK OFF when playing one of these six teams !! Message that we won’t put up or forget their Judas betrayal


My body about to give the fuck out


hung out w my mom at her job


The best thing I could’ve done was fall back and let people show their true colors. What a relief


i be ready to nut on the first slide in , that shii be talm bout sum


Ollie crying makes me cry


4th in class


Y’all so hear me out: 5 dollar raise on top of BIG income tax PLUS stimyyyyyPLUS 3 paychecks in April. Wow tell me God ain’t good


How to spend my day off? Mommy: Hinloi ang balay Jay sadt


I miss cold, dry, weather


You got change , but can’t change the fact you corny


I want people to stop resending friend request, I didnt accept it the first 10x for a reason fuck the 11th gon do? It’s giving begging cus what you wanna see fr ?


I’m so guarded and not even on purpose. Lol I just realized that today. I like to keep stuff to myself. Everyone at work is showing pictures of their husbands and kids and then there’s me. I keep all my memories to myself


I’m single baby, imma do what I want


I set my goal to 10k this month


my vacation fits about to be


some people needa learn when to stfu


seeing a grown adult not knowing how to differentiate between a barrister and a barista, while dehumanising someone based primarily on their gender identity that is clearly distressed was not on my today bingo card but there it is.


I’ve been perfecting my lentil recipe and it’s going well


This thunder got something to prove?


I got 8 hours left


I literally just got to work 3 minutes ago and I’m already fed up and ready to leave. Should’ve said no when they called


Get OMG Tacos delivered to your doorstep today!


Halloween costume came in


I ain’t yo freak so don’t be calling after 3!


my grandma showed me this cool dagger she has with a skull carved in the handle and i was all woah cool then she showed me the other side and there was a confedrate flag


I ain’t see a bitch pop shit like me yet


I love my new tatt.


I’m not feeling non of these logos and I need non bias honest logical opinions


November 9 what the actual fuck


They got my baby on this machine


Does the movie have a date yet other than 2023? I might watch, Mario is too iconic


Every day I get a little bit closer to snapping on someone


What a win. Absolutely sensational performance yet again. Top of the league. What a time to be a Liverpool fan


Getting ready my skirt ripped on both sides when I bent down


Today I cut a man's hair he was in his late 60s , he said "do you know Dina that works next door" I said " yes , I love Dina" he said that's my transgender daughter , with a big proud smile. Melted my


Last year was wild and I'll tell you exactly how wild it was; there was a few times I actually fully, wholeheartedly agreed with something Piers Morgan said


Lollipop for lunch


why is it that most football players are grammatically illiterate?


Stella rose after your workday>>>


I just want 2010 days back


She said she’s gonna “man-handle” me tonight… I call B.S


Wikipedia will be like “this country has poor human rights” and the next line will be “the death penalty has been illegal here for 15 years”


PASSED. I WILL PASSED


Mike clevinger


The more I watch waterloo road, the more attracted I've become to @user someone send help for me please


If you want to be involved in today's shout-out, drop your handles and hit my pinned tweet and reply Done


Focusing on my purpose, my prayer & my paper


At the end of the day this is true love.


Kamala Harris can get the business


Going take me ah shower an lay down rubbing my legs cross my clean sheets


Popeyes hit every single time


Honestly....flag football. That’s where my love for red flags started.


Does anyone know if @CathieDWood “bought a lot of $TSLA today” ? Lol She may have got more than me but I have a sneaky suspicion I got it cheaper.


Telling people exactly how it is... no beating around the bush


miss u bernard


WTF is an apple pie hot dog?


who are your favorite Black Muslim scholars?


Those little things that make you forget all the bad days.


Talking about I don’t speak Spanish. Like don’t be rude


Wtf @Ticketmaster I swear


Ween going steady we just be fuckin around.


As much as I want to go to @user in June to attend my first ever in-person developer conference (especially with people that look like me), due to lack of funds from my employer, it's looking less likely that I will be able to go.


Sometimes it's good to take a step back and look at how good you really have it. I may not be the highest paid actor, but my god it's a blessing to get paid for my vulnerability and openness!


Now I understand the water breaks in football


It’s so cold in U.K. and I am wearing clothes now


Mais little monster no meu twitter


Everyone is saying Harry’s outfit is going to be green tonight and for some reason I keep saying purple so my official bet is one of the two.


I think it’s so nice when u post that u don’t feel well, and ur homies are there to remind u how important u are. And if u don’t have that, I wanna be that for u. Let me know, let’s be friends tell me all ur tea bb, let’s chat


I'm up late, come on, bed. Now...


No face no case. Literally


I worked out all crazy yesterday and today I can’t move


Speechless si l


Not one missing assignment for this quarter


Real boss niggas don’t belong behind no walls period free my big gen


when you really do sumn you can tell when a mf just talkin. that’s all they can do


About to shower & head to my baby house


I was planning to continue Inspector&Joy rewatch but the start of episode 9 makes me cry everytime and when I'm already in the melancholic mood I prefer something distracting.. Random YouTube vids it is.


last first day let’s go senior year


Young rich Niggas


I’m tired of seeing police shooting ppl honestly


Haven’t hit on snkrs in a minute finally hit today Bigtime


Love you Keshunna, hold it down for Kari


y’all be careful at the paramore show, i recognize massive line cutters from the last tour


Where the real men at? Sick of these mfs acting like bad bitches


Second cup over Starbucks


You have to love an #Academic author who lives, in Little Snoring


Don’t send nudes. Make an onlyfans and tell him to subscribe


Been almost 4 years since I’ve been in a relationship.... shit wack dawg I wanna be loved


I’m craving BCW


one more day with a running nose and I'll end up like Voldemort. or Michael Jackson. #sickaf


Taylor Port type of night


When I say open we not fucking other people but we're just open and honest about everything


IM big dawg round this mf and if I gotta remind you then imma remind you


The Mario movie got me more hyped than the Sonic movie


Rip European super league


Learning to set up EEGs have me thinking it’s just arts and crafts time using cotton balls, scissors and glue. #RespiratoryThings


Hawks vs Heat get 3 games this week on @espn suns get 1.


Shawty swallow so much cum in her life time now everything coming out her mouth sound childish


#MortalKombat this weekend


Finally Windows 11 is out


Y’all it’s fucking 100 degrees outchea


It’s starting to get uncomfortable out here this world really sick


i want soulfood


sad news gym's closed for 2 weeks


I water you , you water me . We don’t drain eachother! We just grow


Y’all talkin bout y’all second check shiiit i haven’t even got my first


just blocked someone who said u could be racist to white people


Fuck I’m in a class room with 190 ppl


Man I’ve just been smiling for like 10 mins straight at this beat Banx just sent me


happy hoes ain't hating, remember that.


It’s so hard looking this great.


Dont make excuses for shitty people. you cant put a flower in an ass hole and call it a vase


Who bouta tune in to this Red & Meth verzuz


$dm prayers out for tomorrow


All I want in my life is to be owned by @user


stressed about stuff that’s happening but uhh ig I’m just gonna keep tweeting my dumb little tweets bc it makes me feel better


Yo @user I actually am a Broadcast Digital Media Student at Cedarville University. Keep me in mind if you’re still looking to replace @user


Goodnight beautiful pipol


does anyone wanna go shopping w me?


So the same England that everyone thinks will win a major trophy has just struggled to beat Iceland and drawn to Denmark because we've got that clown in charge, class


I’ll never get these little ass braids again


Again at another youtube wilderness, removing ingrown nails and wtf itu kuku kaki kek tanduk


Worry less, Allah is bigger than any problem kan Jaa


his ig comment section is a mess


should i stop being concern with others? it just look like it was useless. people did not care about you ,


Jeremy Corbyn still has influence over his nodding dog.. Starmer


Friday at @user was a vibe with @user


I witnessed five homicides last night. Note to self... eight seasons of Dexter ideally should be watched over an extended period of time-


So this summer just wants to bake me unexpectedly?


Earthgang with a song about checking in on your strong friends is the real kinda music we need to keep pushing


I need to turn 25 so my car insurance can go down. Fuck


Found my official letter from the Board of Visitors today. Does one wait until the official effective date to change your email and letterhead title to Associate Professor? Or is it okay to do it now.


I don’t like playing nice


I need my nails done so bad but the lady I like always fuckin booked


Played badly today, still had a few good games and did okay, onto next week


They taxing ts out my checks


i came 30 mins early and these bitches are still late


Is there such thing as a "coffee high"


Met with a commercial RE broker today. Asked about cap rates. He chuckled. He doesn’t talk in those terms. Hasn’t thought about cap rates in several years. Never comes up. He’s one of the most ubiquitous brokers in the area. He does 8 of every 10 CRE deals in my town.


I can’t think of one reason I should have a headache. Ate, stretched, drinking plenty of water, happy. I can think of only one cure to this.


Guys think shooting their shot is dming you your own post on Insta followed by


We can’t get our packages on time coz these gents keep robbing these courier vans nine9 ai..


Does anyone else still burst into tears watching endgame despite it being more then 2 years since it’s release?


Restarting ‘ Hart of Dixie’ courtesy of ITV hub


my condolences to jeonghwan (yohan from tst), the members, and their fans. it’s a hard time for everyone so if anyone needs to talk, my dm’s are open. please take care of yourselves, please


My boss and I listening to folklore while working


I just got same sex friendship catfished again


Im tired of school already & it's only been a week


Can you give up a person for lent?


I have been sitting in the car for the past 30 mins listening to classical music


Doing my best to become a vtuber mama....


lord i miss the xmen


I actually got some writing done today


Wait a minute ROYALE HIGH GOT HACKED!?!?! BE CAREFUL GUYS


Another gem of wisdom from class today: “if you spend more than 1 minute on a question you will fail”


16 season tho


Just watched @user Feel Good on Netflix, it's super amazing! I felt emotions watching it. I screamed when I saw @sindhuvfunny in it. If you wanna laugh while cooped up, watch it or watch their stuff.


That feeling of hopelessness when one found out that all that interesting research themes have been studied before


So.. what's the story with @Panbazou and the Skys jersey?


Its my boo’s bday & hes in Miami w/o me


i then told my teacher twice I can’t get bck into my test


Some of us just weren’t made for reg jobs.


Sheffield Wednesday at the weekend an absolutely meaningless fixture


And that 5% is just as important as the 95%. My world


So we bouta just act like drake ain’t posted w Taylor swift


like foreskin im bouta cut yall off


I just watched USA beat Iran and it was awesome


thought he ain’t like me; now he wanna be friends again


I peeped ya true colors when you went on about your day and didn’t care when you knew exactly how I was feeling an acted like it ain’t matter..


Yeah whatever you say we COOL 'cause skateboarding is trending everyone wants to skate now or be around skaters but you still look down on ppl' cause they're something else you don't like or agree with whatever you think you are., Get a life!


TikTok is really trying to shove these diseased 70s hairstyles down my throat


now I’m wondering if I should have gotten a second lobe in the other ear too


Happy birthday gee baby


When we talking TDE & Dreamville, don’t forget to add Griselda to the mix. This run they’re having is crazy.


Give yourself some credit, you've made it this far in the journey


How can you call yourself @ShakeNBake when you no longer include the shaker bags in a box of SHAKE n Bake?


ughhh I’m still not dressed


I think some seokjinnies oomfs got s worded


I just pray that everyone who voted, voted the BETTER choice!! Both sides has or had FLAWS but let’s NOT BE DUMB & put THIS IDIOT back in the WHITE HOUSE!


Pukas Academy vs Budapest H Hungary 2.30 Pukas to win Like if your on


Next year if my college approaches me for a concert I will say no cause we never got our farewell


Exciting Trainee TNA posts with @allofusinmind on @NHS_Jobs get applying..tell your friends to tell their friends ...@allofusinmind is a great place to work


Mental panic time!!


I'm physically tired and my body is like please lie down arghhh but my brain is like I had candy yayy I'm awake I'm stuck


training bi/tri recup cardio


F Boy Island season 2 ended crazzzzy


i’ll be very busy today so, i’ll tweet for the next few hours.


bouta go on a Tupac ( 2pac ) rant. My favorite rapper period


everyone talking about soup weather this soup season that like YOU DON'T HAVE GET READY IF YOU STAY READY


Happy bday to my fav @whoskid can’t wait to see you again at EDC


TIL some people pronounce "CSRF" as "see-surf"


Anyone coming to the wedding just FYI- there are outdoor ac units! Then we will move inside


going into 23 single and mingle


damn just got the biggest fuck you handed to me


Folks stay on my page


mad asl I broke my roller already


Boxing is a hot sport. But not shadow-boxing that part is embarrassing


bought a new toy and i’m so excited


truly just grateful to be able to enter a giveaway (that involves big money) without having to sing or dance or famz anybody


Punching da clock


I can’t find the oak milk I use to drink so I got some lactose free whole milk


There’s city girls… there’s country girls… then there’s suburb girls


My jeans don’t fit ahahaha


hey universe, looking for a win today


My wife a trip,but I love her crazy ass


Zoom meetings could be cut in half if I didn’t have to listen to “There’s an echo, make sure your are muted” Shortly followed by “we can’t hear you, make sure you take your phone off mute”


Poppin bajan cherries


Shake ir off mmm um


I love an “I dunno, teach me” type guy


I really spare a lot of ppl daily, but I’m about to show y’all I’m not the one to be played with


I want miso soup


my fourth game of valorant and i’ve already been called dogshit


I really want a one piece swimsuit that uses nipple piercings and a butt plug to stay on… practical? Probably not. Hot? Oh my god yes.


I’m salty I started dinner so early now I’m almost done and it’s 2pm lol


You choose me, i choose you, they say the best gifts come in 2


I thought being preggers in a global pandemic was as bad as it could get... I can confirm being tested positive for covid in a global pandemic is worse. Please send healing powers and positive stories. (no dick pics).


it's raining in pune. fuck. what is life.


if im sad throughout the next few days assume its cause im not seeing the mx online concert


I hope my husband is listening and knows that Solek is playing at our wedding


Goodnight everyone <3 Psttt I also posted on my art acc @user


i wanna be a girls first so bad


I don't even have the energy to fight. I'll simply report and block those idiots. Now I can support Jennie peacefully


// someone find me an america account cat needs her sister


niggas get comfortable quick ..


Ihop or Waffle house


Ask me how high I'm gonna get tonight


Why is it months later and I still can’t find a gd Xbox


Amo GREY’S ANATOMY


Make sure the reason why you are humble is not because you’re broke


Listening to @user singing Experiment On Me and it does make me wish more females sang over @bmthofficial songs


Past is past. Let it go and move forward


i have my 7:00am class later so i need to sleep now. i'll be back to stream later. good night


Not my fav Twitter account disappearing


STOP TAGGING ME IN THE MOONBIRDS SCAMS


So strange little fact about me, I have no birthmark at all but I do have my baby fingerprints imprinted on either side of my chubby cheeks


Receive the best unsolicited advice from an old farmer: check


Bro I just wanna be in Mexico already


hi this is my first tweet i dont know what im doing here but i came for the iceologer and now im staying for controversy


I can’t believe I stayed until 1am at work last night (I clocked out at 11:30) because me and a couple of team leads were talking about childhood cartoons


gonna never tweet about joe again to prove i am a bengals fan!!!!!!


I was thinking earlier that I thought to share that if we have any Medevac Trauma emergencies to bring them to Saint Francis Hospital in Poughkeepsie instead of Atlantic Care in Atlantic City.


we got it like thatttt


You want to know what it’s like having a teen? Going to 3 stores to find fortnight bed-set . Just to be told it’s not in anymore.


Should @user & I throw a 22nd bday party


damn Im bogus as hell


the clone hero community: say an edgy joke in a private discord and it gets leaked? worst person to ever exist. fly out to another state to try to sleep with someone 3 and a half years younger than you? ehhh as long as you donate enough to the big streamers you get a pass


A lot of ya niggas turn to actors in front of these hoes


Of course I’m soooo happy for all the tour date because everyone deserve to see them in their own countries, it’s too tiring and stressful to travel to another country to be able to see them + not a lot of people can’t finance all of it..


I’m so excited to be a soccer mom next week


When I build my house from the ground up…it’s going to be sublime.


do i know anyone in nyc who knows how to mount a television


who’s up? who’s hard? who wants their dick in my mouth?


I love Edgar’s hmu


Looking for a new sticker design


7-0 at half time Jesus Christ


Niche SaaS idea: Vertical-based collab/approval tools. There are some big collab products that have lots of users, but are more generalized in audience scope ( Google docs/sheets, Notion, etc.) Like vertical CRMs I think this space has lots of opps. Vertical or niche tools:


One of my favorite things to do right now is wear lipstick and no other makeup


If anybody feel any negative vibes towards you they shouldn’t be in your personal space right..#bet


Diecember is one month away


I gotta money fetish and a spendin kink


This lady really think I’m Molly the mfn maid!


Guys keep pissing off @user keep #FireRondaRousey tending poor Ronnie about to lose her mind


RIP to our fallen Soldiers


I want to to sleep mara dololo


Something for the past month has been calling my soul to start singing again but im so afriad because i havent in a few month so i have no idea what my range is anymore


y’all so cute with y’all significant others.


late night drives are so relaxing if only i could actually see at night


yo if i tell you bout my personal life and you give me a one word answer that’s gon be the last time


dabula’s height


am i even ready for this adulting life ?!!


I want Chinese food but I’m still sick


happy birthday nadine coyle , have a good one


We really aren’t very good at home are we? 4 on the bounce as well


Puppy fell asleep with his foot in his mouth. Sums it up pretty well


After this Kendrick album I might have to put him in front of HOV as the greatest rapper ever


Read into something before blasting it out otherwise you'll just look like a


Just hit my first gw


I went in there with that Mamba mentality


I really do appreciate the 20 (or so) people that fw my music heavy


SO THIS IS WHAT YALL BEEN TALKING ABOUT WITH 144hz?


There's no depraved and kinky fetish fun being forced onto me or me being shoved into different costumes, cosplays and outfits against my own will... Sadge


'If it's like anything that is anything in the world,people can lie completely' -@PatMcAfeeShow @user #Jewels


Let’s not forget his bail was still denied....that nigga not coming back out lol he good as gone


I bet if we made love like we always knew each other . You’d be searching far and wide but wouldn’t find another.


i keep sum STUPIDD ass smoke jus gota tap in


I’m not really looking forward to the Christmas shopping


rescued by ruby got me weeping at 5am


Last night’s Uber driver was soooo freakin weird, I felt so uncomfortable


#BabyDogeCoin 1000000 holders sunday


Iont know why you text me if you wasn’t gonna respond back


MBBS ke baad NEET-PG se achha option to UPSC hai !!


jane has now given me another photo of jungwon in blue


Drop ur ig acc link for fast ff make sure to ff me bck lets be mutual


ion think i’m feeling today


Taco Tuesdayyy with side of Jake & Coke


im diamond you know i glow up


Come on YANITED!!!


knee is throbbing


wouldnt take much to convince me to name you as a life insurance beneficiary. just look in my general direction and venmo me $5


I love natural’s YouTube videos… she talks that shit every time!


Fe3lan disgusting


Some of u "roadmen" need to get home before ur dino nuggets get cold. Ur mums sick of u saying you'll be home for supper when ur out stealing traffic cones round hyde park


Im getting cash. Today secured the bag


You see it often but it has never made sense to see both parties play victim to the same situation and point fingers.. who’s lying then?


My hours Friday is going to drive me


Sleep before 12am really make me wake up happy in the morning like I got enough rest yay


if you come w drama YOU GETTING CARRIED


I fucking hate the radio sooo much


James Arthur


So I'm still at work but just seen the result, null and void it


Just started watching @KOSDFF on YouTube, followed him then got a follow back. Life is good


All of my classes are gonna be in person


if y’all see me riding in a truck with a white man please mind yours


In this month's @user eBulletin @user Chair of the #HIVCommission, shares the challenges faced due to #COVID19 but also the determination to still achieve the goal of ending #HIV transmission. We call on you to take part in the HIV Commission's work


Currently ordering things so I can make Vayah a learning wall


just ordered my baby a playpen so he can run around


Drugs don’t heal my pain nomor


i jst feel like exploding idk why or what’s wrong but my energy run is rubbing me the wrong way


Just been out and taken six slugs from the feeder. Two big uns and four little uns. God, they're disgusting.


Yo errbody that fwm go listen to the snippet I pinned and lmk if you fwi


my earring broke & i ain’t gone make it to the mall to get it fixed today


I told this girl I’d cover her morning group and now she’s talking about she won’t be back til after her second group starts so guess who has to cover that too


Norwich player passes it straight out of play with no Reading player anywhere near the ball and it’s given as a Norwich throw? Wtf are these official ffs


I am missing something that makes a man a man. Ill never be good enough to qualify as a man, I never have and I never will be. I'm just a loser


B’lack African, that’s aye oxymoron


Good night everyone Swede dreams Swede dreams are made of these Who am I to disagree


i have really grown so much y’all. it takes A LOT to get me out of character. but 9/10 imma just sit back and laugh at you dumbass bitches


So I learned today that I cannot for any reason, receive acupuncture. Interesting lesson learned


A BRUNAAAAAAAA


I Walk Into Any Room Like God Sent Me In That


That's one cop down, a million to go


Someone remind me of all of the bad food I ate this week when I complain about my weight on Monday.


No one!!! I repeat NO ONE! Should watch Katt Williams new special. I haven’t laughed once


Not till you have money before they can poison you, Some people don't even want your existence!


I think I need a meal plan.....make I use am as coping mechanism for this shege wey I dey see daily.


TIME OUT Did y’all know cows are ONLY FEMALES????? IM-


Apparently the #pickisin @AnaheimDucks


Of course they lose to the most annoying team in the draw


How are you gonna talk shit about someone coming back into town, then eat dinner with them the same day


So yes I went for the Charlie Horse


happy 4/20 ima celebrate


My daughter is at my mums and I miss her


somebody bring me a android charger


Does anyone have like a list of the tattoos Benji has?


I don’t settle for shit! And i don’t ask for shit either! So spoil me without me asking!


Anyone leaving for Gabs from Maun tomorrow in need of a ride? Hit me up o nne jolly


My increase in waist circumference which assumed to be a combination of comfort eating and menopause is really caused by gain in muscle mass. Glad a man explained that to me


I was the MAIN, the SIDE & the CHEATER.. you can’t lie to me


Y’all starting Halloween to fast damn it’s only the 3rd couldn’t even think about a costume before bitches posting Halloween dates and shit


Not only are these players scared of Liverpool as a team they’re also scared to even foul them


Heard report on the radio today that local doctors and other legitimate medical pros saying we can ease up on the outdoor-wearing mask mandates. Our Governor Charlie Baker continues to ignore those pointed facts and is going with CDC guidance. Yeah. Right.


So this Yungblud person.. why is he spitting beer all over the audience at his shows? Like spraying it out of his mouth all over them… Am I actually seeing this shit


so let me get this straight. the volt does 15-17 damage a bullet with a max of 26 bullets in a mag. the spitfire has a max of 55 bullets in a mag and does a MINIMUM of 18 damage a bullet with a slightly slower fire rate and it hasn’t been nerfed yet? 6 hits and you’re done for


Shit Like That Turns Me On


Life is way to short man smh #RIPKobe #NBA


Contrary tho, raiden would electicute somebody about that. Prolly


We @user believe that a boutique downtown can sell a dress/shoe in Muyenga or Kololo.. It's that simple.


Damn few people have a solid discography like @kanyewest


9-1-1 is so good I love Eddie


Jack is at daycare, Ben went to ride with his buddies, and I am enjoying a quiet house. Ben and I power cleaned this morning and it’s so nice.


Stop tellin yo friends we talk, fuckin up my mojo


PMS moodswings dintshwere kadi washen, my poor husband is getting is shem..


Pregnancy is the most beautiful stressful life changing thing


The reason many people don't have what they want is because they are thinking more about what they don't want, than what they do want.


To my fellow chefs, line cooks, servers, bussers, bartenders, waiters, and dishwashers. Keep your heads up during this tough time. Its gonna be very rough not being able to do what we love. I picked up my last check today and its surreal. I pray we get through this together!


i’m taking myself on a movie date tonight


Another skipped day tommorow in my top 10 pub countdown due to our super cup final,if both pubs showing I'll be watching the first half in the Q with the young lot and second hslf with the senior division in Mc's,Come on Chelsea


it's crazy how y'all have zero idea who jeffrey dahmer was before that netflix series


Chelsea that pieced my heart when I was still in uni by either draw or loose in most games. You think I left that club with my clear eyes? I left in tears dearie.. Y’all better pray you don’t end up tears’ing tonight..


Delighted to have gone past 1000 followers - and it seems to be a silly tweet about the Word Monster that did it! Thanks for the support everyone! Ok. I'm off to bed.


first day soccer work out


American Airlines imma need y’all to get it together


I am proud of you Daniela. You are doing well mama


I would like to become a motivational speaker, but English can disappoint


I wish the person I love today, will be my future someday


there’s already so much discourse around #RHOP and it hasn’t even started


Oh oh oh Chelsea


Need some new hgs or some


You should never take no one serious who's on the rebound trying to get in serious relationship


What market event would make you sell your #eth. Not talking about life or bills. What would have to happen to the price of etherurm for you to sell? Good or bad news you choose! Comment below


My sister be on the phone yelling at my nieces all day and I be wanting to go whoop them for her. They’re good girls just hard head!


Ye know it’s 35° when yer eating a lime calippo in yer bed at this time


Rest easy, Terrence. I'll listen to Ragtime and Valor with love tonight.


I hope this night fly by so I can have 2 days off


I wanna sit on somebody face right now


I might be ia before The Show later because I have to finish my school tasks so that I can be free once tbz receives their 3rd win.


actually excited to get back home. I'll be back soon, NYC


Dr Fauci payed for and created the virus then released it upon us. He owns money in the vaccine and the virus. Why aren't the left mad at him for this?


Bieber had an absolute MASTER class today.


It’s been a rough couple days y’all.


Me: babe you can get whatever you want. It’s subway it can’t be that expensive…not a foot long


Me and bae went for a jog and I just know I’m going to feel it in the morning.


Its still mind blowing to me @FCBarcelona didnt do the same big ass ceremony for messi the way they did for iniesta


Laundry done. Having chamomile tea in bed


Jongdae what is going on with your hairline?


A crisp white tee on a good smelling man


It’s so hot my AC can’t keep up w it


Can’t believe my baby is almost 3 months old! He’s gotten so big and is already strongly attached to me. I cannot leave the room for even a second because I know my baby would get upset.


my friend: well as long as you enjoy voice acting then you'll be fine!! me: welllllll my friend: ...do you not enjoy voice acting me:


I be wondering what in my brain causes my mood to just go from in a good mood and talking to not wanting to be bothered or talked too!


i can’t even make a lil bush tea smh


i’m already strong, but now that i got these weights


Honestly I could use those two thigh pillows


Today a coworker said to me "wow! you look sooo good today, I cant pinpoint what it is exactly but you just look great!" And said it in literaly the most sincere way ive ever been told anything. I dont normaly accept compliments well but she sold it.


Best way to PR on your squats is to fart on the way up. Makes me feel like a lil rocket ship


If I could name one person that deserves recognition, it would be @user She works so hard to spread love and and acceptance in the beauty community. I will always be a loyal bestie


I feel like a rapper right now


All I drink is water, coconut water, and kombucha


Lele interior on its period


Ian takin nobody who ain’t linkin wit me serious ion think I could survive a long distance relationship


it’s funny , how the lady say QR when I come in the nailery...


I tried that lil challenge with the kids and shit where you tell them you gotta fight. Long story short, Ava grabbed a knife. The end


12-3. 3 game sweep when it mattered. Never forget.


On god she gone make me flash out


I can do things through christ our lord. ..Amen


If any of ya’ll is anonymously obssssed with me do tell me before Eid so I can send you the Eid snaps personally


Who thought the League Cup could be such a good night out?


I’ll dead ass think I’m some changed, patient person..... until I get fucking mad. EVERYTHING goes out the window


Gonna watch this Lakers game with pops tonight Not my team but it's all good lmao, GO LAKERS


I finally got my new car, it’s a 2018 red Toyota Corolla. I love it sm


The “scam likely” calls are starting back up


I think that you should celebrate your friends and loved ones achievements, no matter how small even if it’s just to say “I’m proud of you”


I had a dream where I grabbed food with Bürhan in Istanbul. I noticed that we are in August when I was planning to be in Istanbul anyway...


Walked 10 flights of stairs in the Texas heat! Probably going to feel that later!


lemme go listen to some trey songz


If there’s one thing I really cannot stand is people purposely rubbing things in my face


I’m so ready to start this shit


After having a couple of weeks of consistent 60 - 70 degree weather, I’m pretty pissed that all next week will be in the 40’s


that japanese thing said i'm in top 10 luckiest ppl of 2022 so i'm hoping it's true


going to act normal on main


I really be needing help but idk how to ask anybody


all i know right now is that i love jeonghwan and i will always do


My hair is growing out & I don’t like dark roots so blonde soon come


Oh my. My feelings are hurt


Great 3 points. Now come on Villa


i want more heartstopper friends


Let the record show that at 2.5 years old my son asked if I was Santa Claus


Work flying by today


About to have @user tonight. I’m starving and had to hold back from ordering to much


don’t send me your dick. like ew. i’m about to report you mfs


Them-Why yhu keep waiting? Me-I choose to be happy


Usher let it burn!


I don't get excited about much in wrestling, because I'm a bitter old man, but I'm delighted, ecstatic even for @user right now. I've shared locker room space with her and been on shows she was on and talk to her. Positive energy, hard worker, just great. Congratulations


Love the streets more then my bitch swear that I Admire her


I want some Mexican food… tacos, tostadas, flautas


Yup, painful but true


When Rylo said “I wanna know why your love is so toxic” I felt that


Don’t you love being the last one walking into class and everyone deadass stares at you


So, I'm gonna stream a few days this week because, unfortunately, no stream this weekend. I'm running ethernet cable through my house and won't have time to stream. So I will fit a few in this week


If you cross me I’m not gone react ima shit on you personally


Watching the conference on Tiger’s wreck is making my blood boil. The reporters don’t listen to previous answers! I wouldn’t blame the sheriff for using a stun gun. Prayers for Tiger’s recovery


I'm just gonna say it. I'm Pro-Super League


Some people have not bath since morning. I am the some people


Trump** was already the number one president in impeachments. He is now also the number one president in FBI search warrants...


a girl with no etiquette at all


I finally found some crabs


Cant wait to get paid tomorrow!!! #OnlineShopping


happy times for american armys but depressing for others


24 to 25 :(( naiiyak akooo hshsjsjs i will stay until the last step out


I'm trying to upload my entire timeline to Hentai Foundry. Wish me luck


$OCGN volume is crazy 115 mil AH is it true ?????


If I did an XO FAM meet-up, how of y’all would actually pull up?


kuz coming out like that


Drake samphobic.


I just watched a TikTok “Trading Guru” say “This week TSLA and AAPL report their earnings, the stock could either go up or down, be sure to follow for more trading advice”...


FYI: the vibes this past weekend was EVERYTHINGGGGG


Love how my hair turned out


Babe going cook instead


My baby done hurt her knee


i love how straight men are so comfortable wearing their feet out now


Starting a new life


Watch how I stand on 10 on business


Basketball is back on the TV


im getting my 3rd dose vaccination today


respect the ones who been down


My Skype not working me and Shawn can’t talk to my bf


planning for my birthday I’m excited


Like or retweet this tweet if you’ve spotted the interaction bait!


I swear, my dog is just being a pain in the butt now


Cable Girls really is an awesome ass series


Need yang adem-adem


Only way I cash out if the vibe is right and with a dope personality n fire pussy


Man u is doing well.. Give us bayern munich


Regretting waiting last minute to go running


$AERC going back to $100?


i don't speak dog ho, i don't care what no bitch say,i stay on her mind, i got condos in that bitch head.


Do I have a secret sugar daddy?


This generation is so judgmental


running/hiking partner wanted, serious inquiries only


Why is the homie hitting the dm’s with the “I’ve invested $500 and got $10,000 in my account”?


I’m destroying my island


Overwatch 2: 20000 players ahead of you Me:


Hi is anyone selling olivia rodrigo tickets, prefers Manchester #SOURTOUR #oliviarodrigo


After that penalty miss in 2010, nothing impresses me anymore


I do not like flat ironing my hair bro


holy fuck mark’s hair


After Sandra, the only thing that could possibly hurt me when a lady says 'it's over between us' would be if we had just one romp and it lasted for less than an hour. I want her to remember me when the new guy is under-performing.


I made it to one year at my job wooo


My cousins are so hot man


Tickets for the 2020 Toyota AFL Premiership Season are now on sale to the general public


Marriage is not for everyone, if U can't love, protect, provide, defend, accommodate, tolerate your partner pls stay single


Got my quesadilla


I’m a be outside until I don’t wanna be, and I’mma show this ASS!!! Cuz that’s what they wanna see!


me and bri fight in ever group message


Bro if Rona get my internship canceled


My housemate made homemade cinnabons and its slapping


tryna make me feel bad abt some I already don’t give af about ain gon work out the way you think it is


I think ima get a chic fila Cobb salad today


finna stream warzone soon fam.


Coming home in 2 days


Made the mistake of reading the qrts of something I shouldn't have and G O D, how would I love it if JM or TH started dating L*zzo, both bc it would be awesome AND bc I would get to see the world Burn


Idk about you guys, but I have always been into jpop and jdrama waaay before I got into the korean thing. Most of bts Japanese songs were like in Japanese but with korean vibes? Idk if you'll understand what I mean or not but yeah


Yo friends ain't yo friends shawty


The cable of my tv is broken so I can't even watch BTS tonight


don’t mind me just doing some social experiments


hi! anyone know an au fluff ? need to read it asap :)) need for my mental health po tysm


I'm looking for This Treblinka Documentary angiyitholi ndawo...


Genshin stream tonight or tomorrow


I’m a mrs bear Stan acc now


Stop st¡nking up the attack pest


People who record while going through the car wash... I cannot with yall


Making great lasting impressions is what I do best


I have a hybrid class. Which means I have the option of going in class or online. I have NEVER missed a class in person. I get sick and I have a doctors note, I send the documents to my professor and he STILL won’t let me attend class online today. We have an exam next week


I messed up today, instead of leaving a client a business related voicemail, they got me reciting durood shareef. Not looking forward to the call back


Surprise your girl with some $ROSE's


we want each other, no one will break first so many nights, trying to find someone new they don't mean nothing compared to her


Zhang Yixing trending worldwide #1 cries


A great product will NOT automatically create happy customers. You need to focus on customer success! Just like sales and marketing, customer success is a growth investment. By investing in customer success, you should see...


They’re getting a rocket from Jurgen - aren’t they?


U treat me right, ima treat u better


Starting my day sleepless, again


Can day 3 start now


Re-watching episodes of The Sopranos instead of the debate tn because “Soprano” is Italian for Serotonin and it’s good for my mental health


ill paint the whole sky red do you remember that ?


Thank you to everyone who joined us at @user tonight and on the live stream. A special mention for the big group of @user fans who made the trip. Also thanks to @user @user & Tom Carlon for lacing them up


Predict Kemba’s stat line for tonight


Woke up bfr 7 am bc I’ll do my sec exam at 8 am, wml


Y’all really believe in the myth that the parties switched then go vote for a segregationist


Manifesting a fine ass women over 30 in my ear talking that nasty shit to me


Still haven’t switched my license from Indiana to Illinois. I haven’t accepted this shit yet


You'll never see me desperate for anything. Desperation suits denied subs. Daddy gets everything she wants


I love articulate people! This convo on clubhouse


polygender neptunics are the best


Exposing your nakedness as a woman on social media is to kill your femininity before men.!


Damn this low engagement definitely is discouraging for many Swers! Hopefully we can all help each other out.


In the name of Jesus please relief me from this


The fact that Rogers is struggling this season and JT gets in a double play almost every fucking time is fucking making my eyes bleed. Even Eflin so ass and so inconstaint no good team would like him during free ageney. Thank good we have one more year with this bum


I knew if I waited something good would come to me


Trump's Truth Social is going to fail? Really? I definitely don't associate Trump with failed business ventures.


matt said i could borrow his hoodie ahsjakalalal


As much as I hate bball and football practice, it’s such a blessing to be present. These are things my mother could never do due to work but she had no option


marry me rn


BTC now extending gains +3.8%, closing in on $51


I love when my clothes smell like fresh laundry


I normally don't give an F about celebrities, but I'm sure you can tell how much I love Rihanna. That woman


I’m extra sassy today


5 minutes na lang sabak na ulit sa pag ttrabaho. Haha! So grateful for our company 'cause they let us work from home.


If you know me you’d know the only “spicy” thing I eat is Buffalo wings. Why would my food be this spicy right now.


Wiz so fine to me, the way he so gentle with bash.. never seen him speak ill on amber EVER, just be out the mix. An actual king


Malan with 82 off 40 balls


learning about JSON at work and can’t stop hearing “JSON deruUuUulo” in my head


2021 promete


What a handsome young man he is


#Master #Thalapathy @actorvijay #VaathiComing #DhoniBirthdayIn77Days Ore thala


Any NFT people also f1 fans???


I think I'm going to start watching Black butler, although I should really finish AOT....


Can we dream of a late winner for us this time round ! Get my 2-1 prediction then


Even my abuelaa knowww dattt


These Bay Area brands be charging $100 for these low quality ass hoodies. Sick of y’all fr


Did a split in a match on Saturday and it’s because I’ve been watching so much JCVD and definitely not because I botched and fell


Only here for one night lemmi put it on ya face


still thinking about jimmy fallon hugging jungkook and IM not hugging jungkook


This lightening’s got me feeling like I’m epileptic


I just wanna suck an uncut cock for hours....


I should have never called to see what my car needs before this drive.... I am afraid of this bill tomorrow.


Fyp suddenly so many leng girls


If it wasn’t for us kicking them to the curb .. you guys wouldn’t be. You should be thanking us


Found 21$ in my daughters laundry. Finders, keepers


2!!! I repeat TWOOOOOO!!!


Hello to all the single fathers w/ beards. You’re appreciated today


I’m so tired and i my head is super sensitive


It’s December already and Australian borders are STILL CLOSED.


Got a problem. Semiformal outfit today sa work kasi may bisita. The problem is puro Bangtan related shoes ko tas puro sneakers


i remember when i was a lana stan without even knowing it, i used to play Hope is a...... every night before sleeping


$AMC IM FINA LOAD THE BOAT


Nunggu dream bikin dance practice pake kostum teletubbies


Pasta & the last jar of pesto. Basil is months from harvesting


Going back to my peaceful place tonight


I think my Wifi is broken because the only website I can access on my phone is Twitter. Good thing BT offered me a new box if the problem persisted


Someone’s just asked for my help on a #screenplay/#film project! I’ll share more when I can but I’m #excited!


Whew! Niggas is weird bih.


It's been 15 years and i still can't figure out how to study without leaving confort zone.


I wana draw more Byat... but I also wana buy stuff... who wana pay me to draw Byat....


Didn’t sleep for shit last night. Just meant to take a small nap. Slept two hours. Feel much worse.


got an acceptance letter from my safety school!!!!


So true of @user and I to be listening to Nick on the radio


First time seeing the movie “Tusk”… holy moly


our hc week going be so funny & i’m all for it


I was helping him do something on his phone & he went to photos then said “don’t look @ my photos you might not eat for a week”


The Tori Spelling/Denise Richards thing is so gross to me


#RM new collab is a tragic love song. Preparing myself not to cry


Knowing damn well I got a man, some of you men fr ain’t shit


My dishwasher really ran off to Kentucky


My Bestfriend gifts not coming on time and I ordered a brick ago


I wish i could just not work and go do whatever i wanted on a random ass tuesday


wait so the butter cd don't count for billboard??


The days are starting to get longer


Don’t talk to me I’m watching movies with the sound off


Lebron for President huh


I got my nails short never again


y’all know there’s a shortage on chicken in the stores right


I looked at reviews on Yelp for all the tire shops near me and apparently a lot of other ppl in ATL is running into this problem as well. The tire shop guy is like everybody running over nails.


Things are really going good for me right now and I couldn’t be more excited! God is SO GOOD


It’s too hot outside to be riding around with no tint


FUCK CHICK FIL A ! Canes only


I'm scared of being rejected again , and this is growing up everytime I try to make any decision


I’ve changed my eating habits & my skin has just been thriving


Anyone who thinks it’s ok to send me unsolicited dick pics I will block straight away no second chances


The pilot said we gone have some turbulence


i'm picky as fuck with who i surround myself with like i refuse to tolerate my own bullshit half the time and you think ima sit here and tolerate yours?? tahaa.... nope


first real recording in the new setup and it’s so nice


gm!! don’t forget to stream @user diary film and please do vote for inception


Bridgete Kelly so fine id fuck around take mandii down just cause she right there w her


working at an LGS is fun but i wish my boss could get thru one fucking interaction without trying to make me feel like an idiot


Just saw the prettiest Fireworks display btw


i ate so much today but burned around 500+ cals


Romie be in his own lil world , his lil bad ass kno what he be doin


I want a girlfriend but I don’t wanna feed it all the time or ion want it to cheat on me


Ugggghhhhhhhhhhh I have to STOP pushing stuff back bcs of work


Y’all this shake nasty lmao but ima drink it bc I need the weight


Imagine taking one kid on holiday when you forget to say happy birthday to the other


Ughh, I wish I was with my dad right now


I love Twitter nobody knows I’m here


bought some stuff for @user and it only makes me wanna buy more


At this hour I feel some need to confess that I have never seen Lord of thr Rings. Is it too late?


So I’m sad because my one of my supervisors is from Puerto Rico. So she went to Puerto Rico to bury her grandmother. Other than that she says she doesn’t go back. And her grandmother died of covid, like Catalina. And then they sent me my medical benefits for the casino


oomf if you see this i missed talking to you but i wont let you know because kasi baka malaman mo


Vera level play by Indian teams to win the podium at Chess Olympiad Happy happy happy


Leave your tension and sorrow on Mahadev


my mum been drunk talkin shit abt me for 2hrs to my lodger


Afternoon. Smoke and stroke


my orchid died


If mob s3 happens....


She seen some bands now she ready to fucc


normalize committing tax fraud


Shelly fez minhas garrinhas


My job + SOE = my celibacy.


Boris talking bollocks about welcoming people to this Country when he's shipping them off to Rwanda! Fuckwit


Idk man I can’t get into the new Kendrick album either


Cade behind the back pass assist


I want some cake with whipped cream icing


Barria Tacos and elote for bday dinner…. Hopefully wizards W