So not only is Instagram not loading pics, since the fb outage last night, I’m getting a load of random friend suggestions for complete randomers with no mutuals. I think I quite liked the outage


I put a frozen chicken pot pie in the air fryer. Will this work? Stay tuned


McDonald’s just gave me 2 Big Macs when I only ordered one


I fuckin hate calling customer service omg


i really forgot my keys in the house, drove all the way to bethesda to pick up a spare, came back home & realized the back door was unlocked the whole time


It’s a given that while the country implodes and cases of #Covid rise dramatically by the hour, our illustrious & soon to be EX-PM, Boris Johnson, will be up to his elbows in foie gras, single malt, gout, pheasant, bus porn, truffles and skank. #UnfitForOffice #BorisJohnson


HIM AND JIMMI GONNA HAVING HEAVEN UP ALL NIGHT WITH THE SET THEYRE ABOUT TO PLAY


This #NFLTradeDeadline was the worst in history.


i have a confession to make, and im so sorry in advance. I never thought that yall would have to find out this way, but i cant say that i regret it. I can only hope that one you will forgive me for my deceit, but I just have to say it now or i never will; I love jungkook


Brought my all time most xrp x4 today. Fuck it. SEC can’t stop me. I’m strapped in with bigger bags than ever


If you can’t maintain a bad bitch don’t fck with one


I just watched a french self-defense video. Funny how they're practicing on a black guy.


Just saw a kid crying cause he lost $100 so I gave him $15 from the $100 I found . You see when God blesses u you have to bless others


I really hate that ppl think bully beef and cabbage is a struggle meal. Stop playingggggg. It’s so good


Happy birthday to my favorite control freak


Hey December 1st


Everyone else stacking up staying in the crib let me sit my was down and stack some more


Ah yes. Swamp ass season has arrived.


Haayyy


I miss this id. Gonna come from this id more from tomorrow


koo looks so sad


I take pictures after my solo sessions sometimes, ya know…gotta check viscosity down there


I hate liking ppl


Wtf is a skin walker ?


#CarlReiner #RobReiner #DickVanDyke #MelBrooks #BettyWhite Found a true jewel!! 2017 Carl Reiner hosted a film to honor our beloved nonagenarians having sheer happiness!! #carlreinerForever


I am pushing the free rein agenda on tiktok


Riding with the Red Sox tonight, and hoping for pure chaos and bad blood.


We are all moved into our new house


Why didn’t anyone make me try the cotton candy grapes sooner!?


I still pray for youuu


Why are guys talking with so much conviction it's not him...kwani mmeshawai iona?


oomf getting jump


one thing i make sure i do everyday is get some money


yo @LilNasX i know you wanna drop Call Me By Your Name


q mao bonita dx eu pegar nela dx?


250 to get the inside of my car detailed sheesh


My dog growled at me and then jumped me


Anyone hosting near Gardena?


Hey’o just saying that Minecraft is and amazing game an I think that it’s perfect for stress relief Hope y’all are having a good day or night


I’m so ready to get this damn car mannnn


If I’m not around DONT MENTION ME


Them Forest celebrations are good, but wait until Thursday night.


Did a bead of sweat just drip down my leg, or was it a bug?


Oh, heeeey. I just realized new computer means I can resume my @user apparel designing, which has been on hold since early last year.


Mañana de reuniones, Mantras y jacuzzi. Life couldn't be more perfect!


Some random number from Canada just tried to call me


I GOTTA COOL IT DOWN HEATED!


can’t wait to start winter with u


Lots of new friends lately, don't be shy to say "Hey" including my old friends too!


Uh okaaaay,, so, anyone willing to give me some pieces of advice on how to use #onlyfans?


Constantly losing track of time watching videos on facebook


I need someone to pronounce these words for me 1. Hyundai 2. Huawei I’m tired of shaming my ancestors


Shipped out the monitor and got a new fan for the pc. Now to get the screen on my phone replaced tomorrow


Reasons why I’m being a brat: 1: To 2: Get 3: A 4: Spanking


i’m the first one in my family to graduate without getting pregnant first!! i deserved that damn party


With the amount of people my mom is inviting, combined with how much stuff she is buying already, I am going to need 700 items on our baby registry


I saw foam carvable pumpkins at the dollar tree and I can’t stop thinking of the awful sound a knife cutting through styrofoam makes


Stream at 620 pm CST be there or be square


$ATNF tutes!!!


This mini waffle maker I bought so cute...I think I love it because it’s pink


Bruised ribs are always fun. Hurts like hell but I’ll see it thru.


Can you learn to have rhythm? Asking for a friend.


Watin dey hungry you, you no fit buy am chill


I suddenly feel really worried for some reason


i cannot stand car adverts


ready to drop this collection Friday


just watched my dog pretend to howl as a loud firetruck went by. Head back, howly mouth, no sound


Birthday shenanigans with the birthday girl


Sooooo, who's making me a Christmas look this year?


Happy #Twosday and happy birthday to everyone born on this day


The night before the wedding we will be making BEAUTIFUL bouquets! WATCH. These people will wax you for ANYTHING


i wanna go somewhere cozy and snowy


i pray this hard work, pain, and effort pays off


date someone who will sit down with you and say “let’s fix this” instead of being a child and ignoring you because they’re mad


So excited for class tonight


I can't stand a grown ass, male DJ who acts like a diva.


There are a lot of sharks in the world. If you hope to complete the swim, you will have to deal with them.


lmao I love it when people make me feel like caca


whenever u guys gift me something from my wishlist, or send tips and i get to go and buy myself a lil treat it never goes undervalued! like @user bought me a cow plushie and i named it junie and cuddle it every night and imagine i’m cuddling ACTUAL junie


You ever just walk past a mirror & stop and stare into for so long or am I the only one?


Idc to know what a hoe said , or posted about me don’t waist your time telling me cause then you dry waisted your time telling me


this quarantine got me missing club penguin


I have a sick obsession with nerds ropes


Engineering Economy, please be good to us


Lmao my god y’all think I’m nuts but I ain’t just thankful and smarter in my 9th life


$caw is coiling right now


Any time I need a mental health day (piece of shit day where I do nothing) I know my kids do too, so guess what tomorrow’s gonna be


I could wake up with a broad smile on face at 3 or 4 to catch up flight at 6, but i sometimes can’t wake up early for sahur or work


Where are Oddbox getting so many bloody butternut squashes from


Staying the south is


Let me hit the gym in this cold ass weather. Who’s with me?


The way I just saw the most beautiful human being


I’m just like beyond aggervated


so i go to school thinking i’m a lesbian until i see the boy i used to have a crush on. he’s had a glow up. help.


Still have 3 more days to be trash tho


i wanna be at the gorila concert


We got 2 weeks left before finals and my professor still hasn’t gotten to my turn to demo my 1st lab that was due in FEBRUARY.... and we are now in lab 5


I want you to trust yourself, baby. Love is all that matters and you’ve always known that. You’ve known, since you were a very little girl, what your life is meant to be about… - Jennifer Elisabeth #ALDUBatADNRightToLearn


Waiting for a Roddy Ricch album


Eunkwang why


Eminem will rap 3 full songs in a verse


I can finally start making and selling my own body products!! Trying to stock up on ingredients and get some things in motion. Any support is appreciated $PrincessRAZR


My job is serving these cute little margaritas today and they look so bomb


ive been on hold with the pharmacy for 45 minutes just waiting for someone to pick up the freaking phone so i can refill my prescription


Facebook is about to start taking down DJ live-streams


Anyone else feel like emotionless before their period or is it just me


Mummy's online adulltbabynursery babies. .. Bedtime at 10pm


I know I said I was going to play Fatal Frame when I streamed again but I dunno if tonight I’ll have the time to make that commitment to it. Soooo it will probably be League


i knew it was a horrible idea to ever think i could build my own bed bc this shit just broke


rip home picles


There are times na sobrang pagod na ako like susuko na. But i still manage to fight despite of all d' struggles


What did Meladi do ? It's not true btw


I will not talk talk to someone when I feel like I’m going through shit.. I feel like I’m too needy or am complaining too much. And I can say that’s definitely from relationship trauma


Dave on BBC iPlayer - on to ep. 3


I’m out of ideas for bloxburg videos


Denny’s is ass


I've had a very very tiring day so l shall put my feet up look at my pad and read l hope


I wouldn't be impressed by technology until I can danwload food


There are some phenomenal accounts on here that just post videos and images of specific kinds of animals (cats, raccoons, bears, etc.) If you're not following these you are really missing out. Take a break from the general misery of life and look at some animals


every day i log onto the bird app and every day i see more smols


I have two kinds of anemia I guess


hb to my bf, hes always in a silly goofy mood. mf


there's so much violence on the TL this night


I just want to know how men have the audacity to act like they playa when in real life they’re scrubs. A real man doesn’t need to be deceitful to get what he wants. They’re only playing themselves


Nothing from 127


Happy birthday to me Denzel Washington and John Legend


Cant believe we get more Harry content today


I don't know if I should laugh, cry or cuss when I think about us


I am so excited for this half sleeve appointment next week


Thank you Shakhtar D


Certain ppl can wear labels from head to toe and still look stupid dressing ain’t hard you gotta have fashion in you


Mfs really wanna be you and it’s crazy they try to present to the world they their own person. I see you honey


to those who said bambam looks like an egg with short hair just know that you did a big wrong thing


i voted. ballot's in the mail.


Just accidentally interacted with a tiktok account of the traumatic community I used to be in- hope to god they don’t realize who I am


Fresh Cut I Might Can Take Yall Bitch Now


Hey @AD_DannyWhite I’m sure it’s tough keeping all of this under wraps the way you are. If you need to talk to someone who you can trust, my DMs are open.


Work finished and off until next Tuesday.


I push myself too hard sometimes. I be forgetting I'm still really young.


Third parties are still huge thing


NorCal RC... who is ready?


so much art of hobi on the tl I’m


Kalo goodlooking ya harus goodattitude


It was super cool of the @USPS to have their 'Letters to Santa' program this year where my kids wrote these heartfelt letters that went completely ignored because after 2 years of covid and remote learning and etc what they really needed was Santa to tell them to eat shit, too


I hope my friends understand that I’m inside now especially all summer


The LINK/BTC Daily candle has gone from a spooky looking bearish doji star to a nice green candle all in the span of the last few minutes in the daily close... means more than you think...


I do not like getting mad at ppl but when I do, mfs listen. Every time.


i needa stop being scary n get this tat


#teamsapnap is already trending wth


Thanks to @user , @user and all at @user for tonight’s game. All the best for the season ahead


Finished BOOK LOVERS on Book Lovers Day (love this journey for me) and it will shock absolutely no one, I’m giving another Emily Henry book 5 stars


No hay clase


I’m never highlighting my hair again. This tweet serves as a reminder to self!


Bong rip to celebrate


Once my birthday pass I know fr it’s carnival season for me


If you don’t get of your arse and do something about your life you can’t expect anyone else to


Now I’m craving pozole verde


A short period of tears can save you a lot of future pain


The moment I do absolutely anything my brain is like "wow that wasn't very feminine you fucking shithead" like cmon brain let me be


I want a @TEYANATAYLOR and @imanshumpert typa love


work bouta bms


BIG BARBIE


This George Floyd case boyyyy


making the flat watch the super soap week 2016


not taehyun starting to watch euphoria when i started


When you’re a perfectionist so u wanna do everything perfectly but u have no motivation to do anything


If you see this, tell me one thing about yourself. Let's connect and be friends


another day of being sad I live in the US but I like the people in my life too much to leave


now that ive finally found my way back to kpop, cut harmful things out of my life, that light at the end of the tunnel? i see it


Goodmorning bonus.


goodwill worker jus walked up 2 me n said he was shroomin


If family is so strong why didn’t it bring Paul walker back? - @user


Ask me anything rn I will be


Im not patient enough to wait for the painting to dry to finish


the score of France vs Croatia gives me flashbacks of the 2018 World Cup


What’s going on with warzone servers today


God sit high and look low for sure!!!! Im so blessed!!!


Shoutout to @user for the tip on $MRNA


Bacon & Egg Breakfast Burrito


Omg padating na ung pinadeliver ko, cant waittt


I got my mind on gettin' paid, we ain't spoke in some days. He prolly thinkin I'm in pain, but I'm really on game. Ain't no nigga finna stop me, independent, I got me! All the shit that I be needin, can't depend on a "prolly"


Not me calling my dogs “my kids” and this lady thinking I have 2 kids now


Bought some heckin cute overalls


Brushing your teeth with freezing cold water is not the one


Licking down my back during back shot


Tough day so far, keep that head up and keep fighting!


As a member I’m kind of baffled why I’m being credited a retail voucher, when all membership does is get you a log in to a website


Trust me when I say in the end ima always win.


just when i thought it’s about to be nice spring whether they said ice storm


I hate when women act out in the nail salon ..


Bro just put Overwatch in Fortnite so I don't actually have to play OW2, thanks kay byeeeeeeee


Go on show the world Jack


they like backwood why you so ill?


Hooooo fuck, this ain't good news at all. Not even my fantasy ideations as an allegory can copium this L.


Like this to get a chance to experience the hype.


I’m at a good space in life right now


i only saw oomf for an hour and she left me to go out with her ex


It takes around 14 weeks to get windows. I ordered approximately 50 windows in December. I checked on the status of the order yesterday and no one knew anything about it


why wouldn’t you just want a drama free life?!


Why these twisted tea memes having me dead tho


That is a crazy ball by Pogba


How's everyone doing this week so far? #NFTs #NFTCommunity


I just gave this homeless man some change out my truck and this mf gone say ian got no dollar


Y’all think coffee + nicotine pouches + endless green tea might be a bit of an overkill? Nah, me neither.


When you crack open whole crabs and is that Shìt inside of them cause somebdy is telling me it’s not


Play christensen in dm for the return leg?


Had 100% WR vs Go Hard today, but had a couple bad misplays today (and a LOT of garbage time) that I didn't get as far as I wanted to. I don't care about winning and losing, I care about quality of games, and ugh it was bad today. Tomorrow will be better!


I lost my anklet at the hospital


She said “Fuck Me Fat Boy... FUCK ME”


Este mood


demi’s little run though.


Final fields have landed for a big Lunar New Year Celebration on Friday night. Race 1 remains at 6.30pm


i just had to sit thru 30-50 messages in a thread i didnt ask to be tagged in


I just found the cutest Iranian couple dance on ig


First in our class to arrive again


How did we get Lewandoski....Still Amazes me


Ok hear me out, what if Twitter had a "highlights" feature, like Instagram


Well after a last gasp winner @user is a happy boy tonight


So I was bored last week and decided to do some pancake flipping, I’m missing making and serving pizzas to everyone #pancakes #cookingisthearapy #HAPPYTIME #challengeme


Y’all be sleep on my girl Ari! @AriLennox


Dope ass anniversary I get to go home early


i don't wanna get my hopes up TOO high but i just got a vfx art test from a triple a studio


She’s a 10 & can cook like nobody’s business but doordash has a hold on her. It’s me


don’t push away the ones the care the most cause you’ll need them in some shape or form & they’ll be gone for sure


<=== is currently in like


I Made shrimp burgers, shrimp & mussels for my unit for lunch today


#ostturkistan is #Xinjiang . We will never forget your #genocide to the #Uighurs ! #China Sterilize uighur woman. What kind of government you are China!!!


I have to say I'm very excited to hear what someone, who seems to always covers their face in drag, has to say about a makeover challenge


Sem luz & home office


3 weeks remaining


I had a vivid ass dream my Boog was still here


Wine drunk is a diff kind of drunk


Living room flow by Jhene Aiko


Girls need to re consider the shade of concealer they use


not my student seeing a wattpad notif come as she’s holding my phone


Imma report that ass tomorrow fuck you thought Peggy


Damn Pier 1 - shouldn’t have been so damn expensive to only a specific demographic....


Damn, somebody got a whole ass cheesesteak on this Megabus and it’s making me jealous af lmao


Time to pick! Who would you like to see in our next animal quest stream?


Jada on FaceTime telling me I’m pretty and starts screenshotting


Need a man to cuddle with and tease relentlessly, where he at though??


Dave Chapelle was really wild for Clayton bigsby


bitch better overdose on them pills


It is deeply concerning how quickly I decimated two orders of sushi….


Imagine I see you in my kitchen


When the vib is dead


Bingung ya bund, there's no choices


Twitter is weird cause folks will like a tweet from a year ago and I’m sitting here like… when tf I say that ???


Showered & jammies on just in time for @user


Changed our plans from Ireland to Hawaii


Hi everyone I know Twitter came out a while ago but I just got into it because I like to write about what goes on in my life at home, so I downloaded Twitter because that's what it's all about right? Em, ight now it's 630 and my dad ordered us (me and my brothers) city barbecue


Naur, ill stop doing fm to her


triple homicide!


Nevada with a grupo for my birthday


i make having bpd sexy as hell


Rl trying beat the byke


Looking for a new job or consultancy in Somalia?Follow @user for up to date posts .You are welcome


Second night in a row without sleeping tablets?.... let’s see about that


I don’t have any celeb look a-likes


Looks like india has given up on Asia Cup


Multiple.. Streams.. of Income


Why can’t I like girls man... why must I be borned a heterosexual. I honestly don’t wish this disease on anyone


my abs, butt, and legs are sore


Okay these niggas is cameraman


Kuroo Tetsurou- 6ft+ business man with well defined muscles, sharp tongue, can probably k1ll u with his bare hands easily, considered big and scary by some people Kenma, on his tippy toes while cupping his face: baby,, my baby boy,,, so cute


Her #Baby has some #BigFeet & she #LOVE it…. #Kuntry


i feel bitter and petty but ok


think i just broke my ankle


Super proud of my godsister for blessing me with a beautiful neice this morning


Whats the difference between corn oil, vegetable oil, and olive oil


I want to be grab and rubbed on but the way my line been dry


It’s Either My Way Or The High Way Don’t Get It Twisted


i bet my neighbors are mad as hell that delivery people keep giving me their deliveries


Whispering in your ear "we locked in baby" while I got u wrapped in my arms wit every inch inside u


I want a sky date


Right I am sick to death of people going on live on Instagram


streamer hardcore


also today i got my concert fit


just let the americans die out. we as a society have evolved past the need for americans


I’m hecka bored


Talking to Mase on Clubhouse. Yeah my day has been made


All I neeeed is to remeeembeeer what is like to feel aliiiiive


where did all tha moots go


My kids doing they own thing literally I haven’t moved none today ain’t able


i fully just feel numb at this point LOL


What's one thing that made you happy today?


went to Sprouts for 3 items ....... total $140


People giving themselves too much credit for the lil role they play in my life


Already picked out a 14/1 winner! Get @user remaining three best bets for #RoyalAscot


god..... i can’t sleep but i need to sleep BUT I NEED TO FINISH DRAWING THIS FIRST


Tomorrow il be back on shift. But all I can think about when not in work, are all my colleagues & friends in secondary care environments. They & the system are under so much pressure. If you know someone in these environments please check in with & listen to them


Neco with the assist and Jones with the goal, how must lfc Twitter haters be feeling right about now


accidentally broke my keyboard last night so no stream today


I’m just trying to heal my broken heart


18 goals to go for @bakayoko_a


Had a blast In ruidoso


Market cools off a little bit, what a best time to buy the dip! Buying more $LGCY, $DIA, $FRM, $POOLZ and $KEX on these cheap price levels, what's yours?


My work sent me to walmart to get tape and I got distracted with seeing Lacrosse PLL mini sticks and the Mandalorian stuff


It feels so damn good to get a night off from work


i just applied for an internship in barcelona and london


I can’t wait for my first million dollar home


How prevalent is the idea that all people follow the rules without fail?


Sry had to reupload coz i saw some mistakes


The moon is looking like a bad bitch tonight


I watched all of the stray kids videos on yt instead of doing work because i forgot i had school


I got my belly pierced and I FUCKEN love it


Cheers to getting off of night shift and having every weekend off


Me: -feeling tired- Me: -looks out window at darkness at 5pm- Me: -feeling even more tired now- I hate this time of year


Why do math teachers make good dancers? Because they have algorithm.


I've been trying not to go OFF the DEEP END....give me a reason....


This week will mark the arrival of the first international nurses to come to @barnshospital big thank you to everyone who has worked incredibly hard behind the scenes to make this happen! And a massive thank you in advance to everyone who will work to support them


stolen party bus chase on and Stu’s shift already over


Still have nothing to wear Friday. Might stay in the crib after all


yes im going to let my toodler eat candy for breakfast


Sipping...drinking


The little bits in italic in Beijing Coma...


St.Thomas has been great. I’m gonna miss my flight back tomorrow


Drawing Jonathan sims for a school project.


Y’all are dickriders & it shows


I Said: My Sins Are So Many Allah Said: and Who Can Forgive Sins Except Allah? [3:135] Me: Do Not Leave Me Allah Said: So Remember Me, I Will Remember You[2:152] Me: I Am Facing Lots of Difficulties in Life


Any manager that has fate in Maguire is bound to fail.


Self Improvement takes a great deal of work & can be 1 of the most difficult challenges. The ONLY person that truly controls change is YOURSELF. Take CONTROL, set goals, & celebrate the milestones as you build habits into your daily routine!


I miss my bed in my daddy’s house.


& Everythang’s Alright, no complaints


i think ranboo actually met up with techno


i like a mf who gonna act hard af but be diffrent with me like damn dont with him but then when me and him are alone he just wanna be a baby


The dark lord has the flu


Santa tell me is so good


Y'all lie a lot on this app I give up


The gym is playing @LouisTheChild


His bitch thick & his pockets even thicker


I have no choice but to stan @sanbenito forever


My hobi necklace shipped out. Omfg I’m excited


i pay attention to everything. shit be so weird and funny at the same thing, but i charge shit to the game and keep it pushing


The DOWS best stock performance since 1933 today only proves we are in the Worst Depression of a Lifetime. SELL EVERY DEAD CAT BOUNCE dipsticks. 1929 had a few violent upticks as well on its way to ZERO and WW2. Get out now!!!!! WW3 is Next!!!!!!


Sal and I both feel like shit but we finally have our marriage license and we paid our venue off in full. This is really happening I’m about to be Mrs. Cordova


NOOO RIP DUCK DESIGN


well, its been 5 days and no video on this, so just saying, @Thinknoodles , Loomian Legacy made a winter event a few days ago with a couple new looms, a roaming, and a strategical new mini game! Make sure not to miss out on it like the Halloween event


This weather is contributing to my lazy mood. I’m ready to wrap it up at work and try again in the new year


I just wanna know how tf you crash into dominos


I think more people need to actually pay attention to the films they watch before judging them, but that's just me.


Hmmm @Makhylis so you know how it’s Over Ur Pettiness WORLD tour? Sooooo because World Tours have a lot of shows…I am expecting at least a sequel to the opening night


When you email tracking numbers out and the next day niggas wanna open disputes


Can’t wait for #ElectionDay. #GOP will take control of both chambers


BRADY TCHACK IS 6’4?!!!?!!? HOW


Went to Harrahs to play the buffalo machine but as soon as the drink lady told me they charge for each drink, I cashed out and left. Fuck any casino that thinks I’m gonna give them my money AND PAY for drinks.


Sub bore ho rha hay


DivaCup Day 2: I LOVE THIS THING!


Ismael, i feel like u bro


i love how my name means happiness but i’m quiet the opposite


Carlos Carrasco sucks in the first inning…… And the second inning. And the third inning. And the… #Mets #


time check: 5:33 still waiting sa ud (if meron) huhu


I love retweeting shit about families knowing damn well I never intend to have one of my own


Drop the sticker packs on the site tonight


I no longer wish to see some people, ever. Any tips on how I can avoid them when I go home? Besides just saying no, I don’t want to. I just don’t have the patience to pretend anymore.


Let's see those Hung Jurys and Riiswalkers


In both my fantasy championships this year… and looking to go back to back in one of them


New PC came in today. It’s beautiful


what quando say “i put my trust inside a envelope then mailed it to another state” yea that’s the one


Have you heard the news That you're on your own ? Have you heard the news ? You got nowhere to go go go go


Stays are so well fed for end of year season. Incredible remixes of Maniac and Case 143, songs we've never gotten live performances for, collab stages, Changbin and Seungmin getting married on the red carpet, SKZ REPLAY getting 3rd best 4th gen bg debut week in 2022 on Spotify


I’m buying myself a LV for my bday idec


Stuck in the hospital atm, any anime suggestions? I got Funimation. Pls and ty!


Great job Grimesy


And I’m hangin out the window wit my ratchet ass frennnssss


So I have a big ass 90’s themed party in the works to start off summer


They said I cut off half my gang bitch I did


my watch just died in the middle of my workout


sapnap not knowing the words


Do you think ghosts are real??


I know Gary loved him some Yanks too man. RIP to a goat!


Taproot upgrade has been locked in


Honestly i think ive lost it


Die for me baby I’m perfect


I will never in my life do something like that again. I know better!!!


i want more iasip moots


I am very like I don't know if they think I'm important or not.


13 degrees outside, partially cloudy, best weather we’ve had here in months, time for a jog


The Perfume I Brought Todayyyyyy Smell Sooooo Good


Tglo lying to y'all for us yall know these ain't no props


I love how the bitches that use to talk shit about me are now following my ig beauty page asking me to be their esthetician……Bitch you thought I forgot? Ima Aries


wait there wasnt a gose ep yesterday?


Can’t bare it being warm on a night


Your eyes waged a fierce battle against all hearts, causing them to either bleed or helplessly agonize.


people who brag about being toxic=


Watching kiss the girls


I really wanna go to a museum


A patient DEAD ASS brought a GATORADE BOTTLE FILLED WITH HIS “CHUNKY MUCUS” to show me today because he wanted me to see how bad it was. Sir I would have just taken your word for it


Oh and for anybody wondering my daughter is Alexa Bliss


I’m a vibe.. any and everywhere I go


Just learned that Jason Derulo was just here at BC and I missed him??? Why didn’t he come to Emerson


I'm a DL type of guy because I don't want people (family) in my business. I mean idgaf who "think" they know about me but what I do is WHAT I DO & I'm good with that!


Finally off time to go celebrate my daughter 9th birthday


Can’t wait for this man to get here give me a massage and make me some food


No one in reedley knows how to drive I swearrrr


Bit late to the party but how good is @user Listening to @user Brutally honest, tears in my eyes talking about his Auntie. Well done mate


I’ve grown to value “quality over quantity” in almost every aspect of my life. Food, clothing, experiences, friendships ...etc.


Superb Celtic keep this going


Damn, misery truly does love company


she really said richard johnson with all her chest


Gotta Move Right Especially When Ya Know It’s Up


Exaaaaaactly Kylie! Congrats sister


Gotta new production job in Sac lined up, planning to work on my music on the side, its all coming together


This book is not cooperating


Ohh, hello December babies


How much do I love that Huff opted to have a sassy old lady lizard scientist as one of her POV characters in A Peace Divided?


Just walked through a park and out of the 9 kids in it ...8 were staring at their cell phones. What has this world come to?


Just to be clear #FoodieBeauty I am not criticizing a culture. I am solely judging, criticizing, & laughing at YOU & your fake holy arc


From the looks of some of these 2017- 2020 pictures some of y’all need to back away from that table


Notice how we win the Champions League, on to win the Premier League, now all the rivals are kicking up a fuss because Klopp is ‘disrespecting’ the FA Cup


the way i saw home, outro wings, & anpanman live all in one night


Pray for me besties, If that zionist reply to me using the hamas excuse one more time i'll snap


Making homemade tacos today.


im hungry but I refuse to talk to jayshawn, lets see how long this lasts


Foei toch, it is to damn hot


My summer & fall semester is finalized


Not me watching tutorials to create a visual novel


My support system so RAW


If u asked me what the genre of the track I’m working on is.. I honestly would not be able to tell u lmao


Sorry to miss saying goodbye today @user but wanted to say we will miss you loads! You are a fantastic role model - your insightful leadership & constant pursuit of excellence with your unyealding support has left an impression on @SalisburyNHS that we won't forget


omg so close to 3000 tweets


Yalllll my sis @user is going to be in the 502 this weekend and Idk if Lousiville is ready for this kind of destruction


i should of been with kiara my sis living her best life


can’t wait for thursday when 3 white men present 150 hours of my work to our clients while i sit in silence


The 50th game this year has been finished


I’m 2 shades darker


People who get mad at others for being happy/positive are weird!


People are so impatient omg


I can't process this, they also live separately


I Beg Someone Donates Me Like 20 $NANO while they are still fairly low cost because with the growth they are doing atm they will be worth hundreds in no time


working with virgos is so exhausting sometimes... y’all complain about everything


i hate how i sound like glorilla when im sick


#buyingcontent #buyingnudes #snapsessions lmk ur price I’m all alone wanna play


Stoked for this taco eating contest


feel my rhythm by rv and voltage by itzy just blessed the week


I need to stop waiting until the end of the day to eat.


carats stop using dino for likes challenge


you already know that chimichurri sauce on top of that medium rare steak gone be fire asf


Need a loving vibe today , not a weird one.


amount of my school works being thin is something i get suspicious about. like idk,,, something’s off with these


Girls can discover everything except the obvious.


Me ? Being off to Jeffrey Upstein


A reminder that Doja Cat used to strip for the proud boys on internet rooms.


officially starting work next week


Ok asking him to draw me a smiley face sounds kinda stupid but since it's small if he does draw it then I might be able to convince my mom to let me get it tattooed


It’s my coworkers last day. Ima miss working with him on Tuesdays


How you mad or pressed over somebody with NO MONEY, NO JOB, NO CAR, NO LIFE, NO NOTHING


Feel like I'm being annoying about my birthday but it's literally the only day a year I celebrate myself LMAO I don't even celebrate my other accomplishments too much and kinda hush on them but i WILL be loud about my bday so


If u got a bitch that’s gone stay with u no matter what, stay wit her cause it ain’t me


Fuck is up with $bbig major spikes with quick sell offs


Yo yall see that Romeo dunk?


The best part of today was Trump discovering that HIV vaccine. And it's only mid-afternoon. He'll surely have the COVID19 vaccine by dinnertime.


Nah nah nah, go ahead & keep that same energy when our kids are born


God I Need a Ronaldo in My Life. Amen!


My birthday is Friday with NO plans at all


I’m trying to decide if I want to cook tacos tonight or just gone down to the juicy crab


To my future hubby I'm coming with all those qualities but I'm never riding that D


Happy to say MFF room is secured for this year.


In tough times There is more opportunity than ever to create what is most important to you. Just use your limited 24 hours wisely


Everything that concerns me is From glory to glory..It's happening already


They love that YSL cologne


Zorua anime tomorrow


I don't mind this edit flopping actually, cause then it's just between us


Manifesting Shehnaaz posting her pictures with Srk


I didn’t know I was Uber service


I only dislike two active NBA players, and they're both on my favorite team


reply if you think chanyeol is not the bestest boy In the world


she was faithful til she met a gangsta, i brought her habits back


Love me a KitKat bar


I think Jon and I broke another bed frame. What theee fuck.


Nigerians and celebrating bad behaviour....


not me almost setting the mf house on fire


I’m so excited for this weekend’s squish event


Why do people always go live just after I turn my laptop off


$30 flights to NYC in september


Me realizing that I might actually be one of the last people in the world to have a COVID birthday, as we went into lockdown 2 days after my birthday last year


not me holding up the traffic down military because i want a grande iced coffee at 5pm from starbucks lmaooooo


I'm loss for words. I've never loved a kpop group this much. Treasure became my greatest strength, the answer to my cries, my constants and everything. I will never get tired of loving and supporting them. I love you, @treasuremembers


Really hope I can buy my pals some good presents this year


I Promise You I’m Last One You Wanna Be Petty With Because I Plays That Game


damn she’s gonna get the version of him that i created


Don’t get distracted again.Focus sis!


Go to the ends of the earth for you


Dream can’t put his almonds into George’s cake if he’s sick


i’m just bored aab


Georges intrusive thoughts just won bc why did he pour salt in his hand and lick it like that


I could seriously live my life wearing these XL oversized tshirts


Glory your replys are so down to earth


they bend the rules for me.


I’m never booking my wax appointment around this time ever again bruh


I found out today that there’s three seasons of Criminal minds not on Netflix that I haven’t even watched 6 times or from back to front and I’m appalled


Hey on the brighter side maybe we don’t have to look forward to a D3 community college tackle from the middle of nowhere being drafted in the first round this year and can actually draft a wide receiver.


ready to be up outta here on friday so we can all move on w. our lives


Smart over Pretty any day...


fck a bbl i want new teeth


one time i fell asleep to one of dream’s streams and he was in my dream that night


It’s this neck pain and headache for me


Gonna do some drugs and listen to my MTV unplugged records 2day


I really appreciate my friends, my partner and my family so much. Especially when it comes to chasing my dreams


I’m fully excited about hearing who the cabinet picks will be! My goodness. #BidenHarris2020 even though I was hoping for #MirandaLacamoire2020


aah my legs are so shaky rn


Marcus edwards


Man, I hate chicken!


Recruiters respond to me on LinkedIn challenge


Suggest me a good horror movie


Eid is not eid without?


Looking for some good ways to use those Amazon gift cards you got for Christmas? Here are the 4 best sub-$100 purchases I made this year (+ an extra bonus)


It’s insaneeeeee to me that some people can take ANYTHING and make it about themselves so easily


I heard someone say say "God laughs when we make plans" I paid this statement not enough attention initially but in this very moment, I feel the weight of the statement


Finally taking off my acrylics after they been on a whole month Now its time for a fresh set coming this weekend.....i cant wait


No anal for him tomorrow


You don't even know how to smile when you get the admission and you don't have the fees


Waddling around work bc I fucked up my foot last week and my boss still won’t leave me alone


ok i swear no more until rem


#nffc can someone explain why we signed Dennis. Afew times he gave the ball away like that. He just seems a headless chicken, very poor for this level. £20m ?


Top 5 favorite athletes from my childhood: 1. Charles Woodson (@CharlesWoodson) 2. Michael Jordan (@Jumpman23) 3. Chris Webber (@realchriswebber 4. Barry Sanders (@BarrySanders) 5. Kenny Lofton (@Kenny_Lofton7) Reply or Quote Tweet yours


Red and green Gucci sweater on just like Freddy Krueger


Starting to get some $mtrg vibes!


Progressive is hiring in the claims department! Let me know if you want to apply so I can refer you and we both can make some


2020 choices Fascist incompetent orange dick/christian Taliban extremist Vs. Fascist segregationist child fondler/no nonviolent child left out of prison top cop. Gee how could this all go so wrong?


Anything at all me nuh fear


Sanches is a baller


Nope i aint working this long tom


I am sorry but, when it comes to group projects. I am NOT the one, lol. If you thought you were going to play a fast one. Imma snitch, don't play me. We all going down


Just voted! I think my #vote may just put #Kanye over the top! Excuse me. PRESIDENT Kanye!


Enjoyed my workout so much and felt like puking after. Lolz


Teach her everything , I’m just like daddy


Mr worms was Hawt


What happens in the Twitterverse, stays on the Twitterverse


Apologies to everyone who's been waiting literally MONTHS for me to check LinkedIn...had a *lot* of missed messages this afternoon


I’m sorry but people who think are better then everyone else


Let me find out you wanna come with me to Michoacán dude


manifesting enhypen on billboard


Something has to change tonight


accidentally exposed myself as a bts enjoyer do u guys still love me


Ryan ross..


curse my broad shoulders


I hate when my dad don’t answer the phone


I miss dosie fansites


Romero out of the Hall fight, what a bummer


Combination of American, Nigerian and Ghanaian accent… ebi so


Applebee’s for dinner


Huy helpppp


I love my regulars at work they get me right every time


Who wanna join Aspire and blow up with us?


I am taking new best friend applications, if anyone is interested


Who took QMET 510


Finally getting somewhere with the estate agents


Halfway through Sept 29 to Oct 1, 54 eligible utau videos were posted to YouTube. I started with October 1st and worked backwards because Gmail was being a jerk and not loading emails from a week ago in my inbox for a few minutes


Apparently it’s snowing now


Walking on a completely numb big toe is....weird


cause I can't make you stay if you wanna go


Been talking to myself in call for Idek how long


Bro this active shooter training we did at work had me in tears


I always have a hard time reading one chapter of Space. Every paragraph has so much cuteness, I can't take it all at the same time


Hey fred, that pass/fail idea is lookin real good rn


Boba Fett should’ve been more badass. Instead I’m left with disappointment


So tired of having chronic headaches


Fuck it i’ll say it. When I love, I love HARD


Smoke session with my pops on 420, fuck it why not


There’s a lot of screenshots and screen recording i thought we all agreed not to


Cyber Symposium big announcement at 8pm eastern time.


And we just bottled the chance of getting Conte as coach! FFS!


the bar flooded tonight i literally just got home at almost 5:30am


Have a question about the #Browns for Leroy Hoard? Drop 'em below and we may ask a few on the show tomorrow


my torch ran out of butane


I gotta drive all the way to Tennessee Friday I’m already tired


Maybe if I talk about ice cream, I can get them to take me to get a milkshake


I had no business watching Norbit at age 12


Balmain, bustdowns, these hoes can't stand me Currently working on a Grammy Meanwhile, pussy poppin' with ya man in Miami


And if you think you got a shot with him.. good luck cause he ain’t going nowhere


Can’t wait to move to California


cant believe a bitch gettin married this summer


Hackearam a steam?


Had a wonderful time praising God.


Can I just say I really haven’t been on Stan twt for that long but each and everyone of you is so lovely and amazing and have made me the happiest version of myself


My grandma just asked me if I’m depressed and it touched my heart. Even though I am not depressed the fact that she is willing to talk if I was is touching


I want to talk with strangers but idk anyone here. How sad. Can someone add me to gc or something?


This retrograde got mfs trippin


Imagine posturing for your “friends”


$VIAC holding like a baws


Plamo has a new summer omatsuri dance event where players dance along and you do and what your name is in GI


can harry make a song about sucking dick now i feel so excluded


I swear yo if I see that bitches name ONE MORE FUCKING TIME


Hope everyone is holding on and riding the lockdown wave


hope the music is not ass


People born in March are born with diamonds


I think it’s hella funny that my mom disowned me and isn’t speaking to me thinking it’s bothering me HAHAHAHA it’s not my first time living with toxic/hostile housemates sweetie


Finally feel pampered


First world problemz/ nobody carez by Brent Faiyaz


you think you’re lazy? i didn’t clean out my fish tank until 7 months after my fish died


Casemeiro is always there isn't he, monster in midfield


Got approved for an increased credit limit


if i spend 400$ on this banger ain’t no mf gon torch that bitch up OMM


I love my mask because I can talk to myself and talk shit and nobody knows


Why do it seem like when u resting everybody wants to call your phone


LOVE SEEING ALL THE GIRLIES POST THEIR GYM POSTS


Can someone explain the @user to me? So many streamers have it on their about section and I’m confused


I thank God I’m not a jealous bitch!!! I get up & go get it & Wait my turn


Still waiting on my case to get here so I can build this pc..


if I don’t do nothing else, ima put my friend on some money


Kind of curious to know when reality tv is going to move out of its ‘singles on an island finding love’ era


Look, if you're going to leave a 1 star review and not make it constructive, at least make it funny.


Yes, I will be there in Dallas this weekend hosting my parties


Mon brroo Mon pioo Joyeux anniversaire @user more life


Never fails. I always end up sick at month end


being drunk is one of the reasons I blow up his line


I hear they fixed/changed Shipment spawns???


fuck it, it’s 4/20 but i ain’t doin weed to get high this time


Imagine if we dated .... ahhhhhh


The Facebook comments on Ezekiel getting covid got me


I feel like I’m doing that Legs Shakin’ Tik Tok when I get my haircut tomorrow


MY QUACKITY MERCH CAME WHO CHEERED


Watching The Godfather for the umpteenth time


Dear virat We are always with you


It’s been a whole year since my bbl, best day of my life by far!


Why does food make me so tired ...


Does anyone know if there's a way to remove bots/dead followers from your Twitch count? I know you can mass cull follows within a time frame, but I've I've never had *that* issue - just ones that have built up over time


Grand army is actually nice


My man cash app’d lunch


thor is so sexy


Thank God mi can juss nuh wish this girl hbd & have her cut me off


I may or may not have just bought a garage and a new car for Orchid in Gta. May try to stream tomorrow to show you guys


dont hate me please


I'm.. a birthday boy.. (yesterday)


dear anybody, one false move and your a goner


I didn’t know this about Lolu. I am very disgusted! I’m shaking!


I’m not gonna wear a mask, but I don’t care if you wear 4 or 5


So it turns out I’m a heterosexual transgender woman since I’m only attracted to men


so whose getting me a pandora charm bracelet for valentines ?


crypto boomed today and i sold at $48,000


And he know my worth, my ex couldn’t see that


I could eat a fucking whale & it’s children right now


Are new clothes for Eid being the most prioritized thing to get nowadays?


Melo missed that 3 badly


I love when folks assume shit


Their is a bus stop right outside my place, yippee!!


can’t play apex til later


I’ve been having a huge attitude lately. N only one thing can fix it !


Amber alert scares tf out of me every time


i have to get tested weekly


Cuddle weather habang nag oonline class


I wanna be on vacation ona beach wit my ass out & patron margaritas rn


Intuitively (yes it's an exchange) did this dumbass regret how they treated me or nah


Who sells good cheesesteak rolls ?


I'm giving in twitter, I am officially poorly


I wonder if anyone mentioned to Dr. Jill Biden that it's actually taco Tuesday today?


Went back to work today , felt good and normal. Only a few hours but waiting on this unemployment I need to make something


Being petty and a teacher is


3 rounds when we fuck or i don’t want it


I have a structured settlement but I need cash now!


So TSTV I'm gonna give you the first and the last chance, if you loose me this time, o ti tan niyen o. Deal


Tahj Mowry look like gas station Bruno Mars now


Oh hello bruised shoulders, nice to meet you, I hope you go away soon


omg guys ur favourite moot is back from school


Never thought I’d love going to work


You’re a diamond, in the middle of a hundred thousand stones


I wassss solo closers to get it... But my paypal is empty


Y’all can keep the toxic love. Love me correctly


Was suppose to clean my room after the gym but instead i took a nap


Pho and #Entergalactic


how did blonde get nominated for literally anything but nope didnt


i haven’t watched anime months but i wanna rewatch hxh soon...i miss kurapika


How many times today...have you typed it out then deleted it...then did it again.


If I get killed by a trump supporter today just know I love y’all. Probably could have beat his ass if it was a fight though


this rally is going to be massive either way the fed moves tomorrow. but just remember, they haven’t completed the job and they WILL have to pivot again back to QT. …but for the next 6 months let’s get lit.


Edge of my seat listening to @user commentary of Newcastle v Leeds earlier on @user Commentator who clearly knew the teams, the players, and understood the fans. Brought the excitement across so well. Absolute class. Great radio


$ANKR there it goes…


Still ain’t been able to try out my skates


my girl cant even touch net on a ten feet hoop


Find out her favorite flower n go surprise her once a week or every other week when those die


if anyone heard my friends and me reading hardcore dreamnotfound smut in our twitter space; no you didn't


I like being by myself, can’t nobody question me about nothing .. peace baby


some shit that I actually miss


The fact that my favorite artist dropping potential news is just a side note of the day in comparison.


Already getting responses from staff after recommending they watch #TheWriteStuffsessions with @user "Elated, excited, so so happy!" "Already love this Jo, thanks!" "So useful and I'm only 1 session in." Feels good to know the staff will enjoy it as much as I did


merry go round chaewon,,,


the thought of ever vaping again makes me sick


If you want to bag a bottle but when gas is low join our Discord! Super chill and we even have a low gas tracker you can use


Do good and good will come to you. simple


My transmission be like slippy slippy


Gym streak is at 2 now


Mmm mmm get somebody else to do it


Ya girl just got a lil raise


Are they taking bets on the golden boot


father’s day coming up & i don’t even know but once again I gotta keep my head high & be the strongest I can be for zigggy


only thing about woods is they make me SHIT like crazy


Of course banter would have it that if Kepa was on goal it'd be 0-7 by now. #CHEBAY


Damn 80° feels like 100° outside right abt now


Twitter is a crapshoot some days. I arrive this morning to find out that someone I got in a big fight with awhile back has suddenly unblocked me, and someone I haven't spoken to literally for years blocked me. It's like it has absolutely nothing to do with me.


No cause one of the bitches who commented speak English messaged me


There’s fresh revelation in reading the Bible daily!


Fish sticks are my favorite high snack, with some Sriracha


gonna accept pinterest shuffles when it happens bc the last "exclusive" app was clubhouse and i bullied my roommate into giving me an invite and then used it one time


Task preps<<<<<..


Is Fortnite making a return?


sent my boyfriend to get me a 7 ... an hr 1/2 ago


Hate to get caught in storm


rewatching the harley quinn show for the 3rd time


Your time will always come! So never stop dreaming


recording 10 minutes long vents instead if texting my therapist


Kale is always right still stands correct


Can this chapter go live now? I want Carlos


It’s that time of the year when my birthday is around the corner & I’m getting a little depressed


that nap was so goooddd


Serving these packs in a rental


Getting an oil change done after hours and getting to pay in alcohol >>>> my techs love me


Going to be interesting to see how things develop. $BTC touching the 1D 100 MA from below, $ETH up against that major 3K level.


Groovy is right


that toxic time in the party


I jus got a chick fil a salad to go with the fruits I brought to work.. idk who tf I think I am but this shit be fire


ThatGirl


“girl that ain’t your nigga. I know all his bitches.” — @user y’all bodied @zyahbelle


I was perfectly fine yesterday feelin 100% and today I woke up with a sore throat and body aches


OK I got all the warp points in Genshin Impact and reached rank 18, apparently I'm still in the prologue?


It would be lit to vibe with Swizz & Alicia. I’m going to make it happen


my lovely how's your day been going so far? thank you for being the person you are , it will never be wrong to be kind and loving towards others


Unknown numbers and callers expect me to talk first? Welcome to the breathing competition


I’m getting super tired of seeing all of these high profile sports accounts tweeting about politics


Sorry for not streaming last night,, my cold had gotten worse and just felt to shitty overall


Ziyech is just too terrible


Everytime I’m off work early I still don’t get home until after 5


i feel like when i turn the faucet now it’s actually trying to communicate. fingers crossed


Celebration of life for my brother Justin today , love and miss you Babe watch over us


como assim takeoff


no but what if wonho wins his first award as a solo artist and he isn’t even there to promote or receive it


I really love taking long naps


anyways i want to eat sungcheol dohyun & kang


Bitch. Sometimes those hot stones be too hot


SF made in the same engine as Resident Evil huh, man it'd sure be interesting if there was some sort of horror themed fighting game to utilize it. If only such a game existed.


I’m so glad I made it all the way through college without having to worth a fast food/waitressing job, just not my thing


On my way to pick up my shoes


I’m really about to start going back to church. I haven’t been for the past 2 years and losing my relationship and focus with God has made my life spiral. The way I think & move spiraled, Ill always need his guidance. Gotta get back closer with God


Surely united not getting beat 5-0 is a great result for them no?


Reminiscing when the trails were empty back then, now there be swarms of people on them cuz of quarantine


I’m crying watching the cheetah girls


This guy I’m talking to stans IVE, but doesn’t know Cosmic Girls


Über Eats got some nasty ass restaurants. Some don’t even be real restaurants


Imma wife her


does anyone know how to make a resumé? i have one constructed already but idk if it’s even good


Today is my Friday. Hope y’all have a blessed day


My heart too big that’s the problem


#Vols fans should be happy with that #1 ranking and too be honest they DESERVE IT. Been some hard times for that fan base and university and it’s really still not out of the woods yet with the NCAA BUT..Enjoy it… Embrace it…And hopefully a rematch in December is in the cards


My inbox is open for conversation


they took off our clear barriers at work, the omicron variant is more contagious & cdc reduced the number of days for quarantine. yeah, life’s great.


hey guys new layout since halloween is over


Looks like I gotta start looking for a place in SA....


who do YOU bitches be to judge ..


(1/2) I once went to a Bad Company concert in Tallahassee Florida and there was a group of protesters out front because Ted Nugent was the opening act. At that time I didn't know who Ted Nugent was however I do now.


So fed up of feeling poorly 24/7. Getting to the point where I’ve no motivation to actually do anything


My body do not know how to deal with the cold


Watching all my stories when we don’t follow each other is weird . If you miss me just say that


Got to love asking genuine questions on here and just being annoyed by spammy bot accounts


jawn hit me wit “Hope all is well txt” what that mean?


I really really really really really need to go through my bookmarks but am I


I keep forgetting Jinwoon is dating Kyungri. I hope she gets that post military dicc immediately


i’m ngl that shit hurt


Can’t believe myself I like though daft repetitive songs now! Big up Rossi


Damn Delonte


wanna post videos of myself in this neon beanie on here but nah


Korean fried chicken places have some of the fattest, juiciest, girthy chicken pieces I’ve had in my life, almost just choked on one trying to take it whole


Bruhhhh lmfaooo tonight was so uncalled for


suck my dick till you can feel it completely drain


My wife can’t stand Kamala Harris. She was the only person she did not want him to pick.


Apparently I should have sold this morning and bought back in now


Rewatched the full Maze Runner Trilogy and the ending still makes me upset


Ecco pull up in a rover


No energy to argue so I let em have it . & that’s a big step for me cause most the time I got a response. That’s a step to GROWTH


it sucks that you look “perfect” on the socials and a frog in person.


This crack is really going to bother me because it’s really running across the middle of my screen


My friends all have supreme taste in music and I lobe getting put on to new shit


My "You Matter " hoodie finally came


ya'll really not letting me go into Christmas Town


Regina George


You’re my revival Jesus on you I’ll wait


DAY6 vlive with Dopil... lowkey expected Jae idk idk


i always think somebody tryna scam me


That after work nap went crazy today! Woah


Everyone used to laugh at my iD picture now I get a new one Onna license


A manager of another store just came to my store complaining about how their employees always forget to take the trash out. Which gave me a reason to tell my favorite @user story.


i’m done tweeting back and forth lol fight me


Every time I put trust in a mf they show/give me a reason why I shouldn't trust them that's why I am the way I am cause mfs not 100 like they say they are


See you in my dreams tonight. Gah! Don't scare me like that! You almost gave me a heart attack!


Just a last thought on the game. Yet again Shaw was superb.


finna get otf and 4pf tatted on me


Wow $Btc blew past $50k, now at $51k


Tonight man no go stress


Taremi tas um playmaker Jeez


Holly and Brenda always buying movies on my Amazon prime


kinda funky how some people just follow you but don’t post anything or like your stuff either


Y’all so holy now


I want all these restrictions to go tf away so I can put my furniture in storage and go travelling


Ik people are talking behind my back. I'm not stupid, I just dont care.


got my test results back and i'm covid positive, i'm already feeling better since i rested really well the days i felt out of balance. i'm just worried for my children since they also have it


Is it cool enough to walk my damn dog now Damn Houston


Omg this Seafood pasta from Fresh2Go is soooo goodddd Shrimp, salmon and crabmeat


Day-5 Rest day


i can’t ever fry plantain without burning it


really want the love island water bottle but do I wanna spend £20


trump had a non scalable wall erected...and invited 400+ guests to comfort him in his colossal loss tonight. Now surely unwanted guests WILL get in if they really want to...


like for a dm I wanna talk to my moots


that new Musa Keys is definitely my favorite piano project out now


I should take pre so that way once I take it I have no choice but to go to the gym


I have a 3 day weekend for the next 2 weeks


Lookin' for some new show recommendations, my current side piece loves this anime crap and idk where to start.. Help a guy out? I hear I should watch this Boku No something or other first


Valentines Gift patterned


Man naan bread and hummus is the absolute BEST combo


My brother looks so much like our uncle cory


Ugh I Just Purchased Something I Really Wasn’t Supposed To Buy


so is it worth playing alan wake now or should i wait for the remaster


- -smiling to keep from crying


Tator wedges


Have you ever felt like loving and hating someone فى نفس الوقت.


4 MESES PRA THE WITCHER


why does m chest hurt


Me: damn why can't I find a good girl to go out with Also me: *leaves girl I just matched with on read for days at a time*


My therapist knows I take Kratom but she keeps confusing it with Ketamine and has been emailing me psychiatrists who use Ketamine-assisted therapy and idk I find it all to be very entertaining


Love getting him drunk


There are a few cleaning activities I don't enjoy. Dusting, mopping and cleaning out the fridge. Proud to announce I did 2 of those. Meanwhile my already zip tied mop is now zip tied and duct taped. I'm killing it today.


We just spent $40 at papa johns.


i could buy my own pandora bracelet but i want someone else to buy it for me


i got self esteem problems ... key word SELF .... AKA NO ONE ELSE can tell me shit


Agr vou ler kingdom


People will really know the date time and cause of death of a rapper but won't go check on they mama.


We moved to Oregon at the perfect time cuz it’s 112 back home? That’s crazy


Who's bakugouvie and why am I being sent his tweets in the DMs???


I have loved every second at my undergrad institution. I work in a small on-campus office with the best boss ever and two co-workers who are amazing. I know have greater things on the horizon, but I’m kind of sad about graduating


Kinda hurts though. Blame the rona also


Real love will never ever fold on you


I’m lyin , please switch up I like that better Cav a whole lot more fuel to the fire


You know I hold it down cause when I'm number one, I'm gonna take us to the top


If you going be in my life you got to be consistent..ain't no way around it


sad she cant join


I just don’t understand why I can’t find soup dumplings in Baltimore.


premium snap on SALE!!! message me for info


Fuck this corona virus bs I had to do my own pedicure, y’all know how hard it is to take off gel polish!


Free ESPN subscriptions should be given to all COLLEGE athletes idc idc idc.


I always give people the benefit of the doubt and it always bits me in this fat ass butt i got


So happy Suki decided to show her titties today cause I was just thinking about if I was to get boob surgery if my nipples would look the same


“How do you eat without a phone!?!” - @ijustine 2020


RIP Gales


If you dry af... guess who, is gonna act dry


I was super nervous for this presentation. But it went well


Not sure who needs to hear this.. But the economy and money are both made up ideas that have no actual substance outside of our current society. Our descendants won't find our money, they will find our bones. You can stop your cult following of them now


2 more weeks till my 9 day vacation


imagine being so insecure that a bitch you never even heard of blocks you


Every time I give money away, I get it or more, right back.


It would be a miracle if I spend the whole day without saying "I'm tired"


i cant believe it myself but i really slept ~9pm last night


I will never understand subbing people the same crime you commit, it’ll never make sense


My green ass fault


Every time I think I’m done smoking, I wake up and say nope not today


As soon as I reach my goal , I’m coming ass tatt


Why isn’t there door dash for alcohol


the fact that my irl friends cares less about me then this stupid peanut group chat says a lot about society jk i don’t have irl friends


autumn fell asleep just in time so I can log in for work


Anytime a baby start smiling too much I just know they’re about to throw up


Wanted to see my niggas ball so bad I started up a league


I wish I could do a look without eyeliner but I JUST CANT


Do you think exo will have their comeback this year?? Because I believe they will


y’all wore corsets over your jumpsuits i ain’t forget


I dont need some 11 years old kids to tell me its NNN I Masterb#te when i need to


Keith Ellison Erin Eldridge Jerry Blackwell Matthew Frank Solid team


I’m in traffic no less than a minute away from my house because of them road traffic lights, I’m honestly gonna come out the car and smash it


had a good lil day no cap


I went halves on a refurbished Dyson airwrap with my family for Christmas and of course my parents have had covid for the last 2 weeks so I haven’t been able to use it yet


Need 2 for fncs @user is playing with pc players 1.4kpr way better than that 120fps Can play any role Dm me Vouch and retwet are appreciated


If u cheating on someone and they caught that means they never loved u cause love makes u blind.


I absolutely love living alone. I know I tweet this about once a month but there is so much freedom in knowing you can go home and do whatever the fuck you want. No one to judge you or bother you.


Never mind let me not drive while I’m sleepy


i can hate kamala harris but also acknowledge that shes hopefully gonna be the first black woman vice president


My peoples showing out okkkkkk . End this hoe off with a banggg


2 years ago today, the date i want to relive most


You guys cool if I draw your ocs? Cuz im so bored right now


Next stop #Orlando... #homesweethome


Up and functioning off of 3 hours of sleep


The best daaaay


I just looked up my ticket, why that shit $216


starting to think y’all srsly just clown women on here for likes and rts


Destined to loss this game


my fav line is “I don’t know how I’m gonna do xyz”


can’t wait to buy this bouquet for myself


can’t believe she had a secret coachella set planned for the release


Not American moots already discussing the dates they are trying to go for


I'm 24, I'm 2 hot 4 him


Update on the PC replacement, we're still short, and borrowing a PC may soon no longer be viable moving forward. I got a stylus for compromise, but it's limiting. I have to downscale art, I cannot edit, nor scan on a phone. 2-3 good comms and maybe we can still do it


So I work with the 8th black woman to ever to earn membership to the PGA of America?!?! ... I’m honored to say the least


People mouth and attitude be ruining their bag


I don’t believe there is not a single politician that’s not on the take, or fiddling expenses or tax returns. I’m sure there are many who went into politics with the hope of doing the right thing and making things better, but as soon as the feet are under the table…


No more abusing Aphelios in ranked. Now it's time to abuse Ashe


Why did they have to do Succulent like that?


Can’t lie, Barstool’s sharing system is way cleaner than the others


Hopefully my hair is finished today


sana may ud ulit todayy


I Ain’t Hate On Nobody For Scam Season So Don’t Hate On Me For Tax Season Izup


Mfs be trying to throw subliminal’s whole time you talking about yourself


My twin broke down, asked to go to our special place under the guise of wanting to “hug me” and then we kissed and she apologized for doing everything she did to me cause the more time that goes on, the more she realizes how much she misses me and loves me


okay omg im watching the wwdits thingy


#bllktwt follow me im vv nice i promise


Just woke up yikes


Ese looks me enamora


Bucks win this game and GIANISS comes back to win 6, and 7 I’m calling it


Cats provide a certain degree of comfort. I'm so happy that the ones nearby our room are very sweet.


Am I the only one enjoying being home?


8-0 down why not dive and try for a pen


3 months in the gym & I loving the results


Cashcup prizepools doubled


My left behind and Gleemer hoodies are shipping soon


You can’t be my shawty if you friendly


If astrology isn’t real then why did my bf and I get two separate COVID scares the two times we’ve coordinated seeing each other while Mercury and Venus are in retrograde


You ready to gain followers? Drop your username


Why the fuck is everyone 19


Meg got a hit. I bet the women gone go crazy in the club too that


There's a nurse who (respectfully) refers to me as "Delaware" and I'm both proud and nervous to be "the only person from Delaware" that so many people have met...


Sometimes ya just gotta pray for their peace and let God do his thing


// anybody have a kinda google drive file with all the Grindelmads screen caps / HD promo pics


Bubble baths & some tunes


I GOT ACCEPTED


my nose is bleeding, and life is not great


The fact that those accounts actually troll....and big acc already misunderstand and then ppl already send hate to xtx.... This is so messed up. Untung aja aku sempat research, kayak mastiin dulu ini bener atau nggak. Troll kan ternyata


They gone hear me


Stimmy droppin tmr


if i don’t get all this anger out somehow bruh


guess who has a flat tire


im clinging onto my bio even tho i wanna change it to something wkx related


CEO @brian_armstrong keeps likening @coinbase to the "Amazon of crypto." ... In 2017 it wanted to be the "Google of crypto"


NHL’s gotta be furious that this game is going to 3OT lmao 2 hockey games in 1 and they still have to prep this ice for the Boston vs Carolina game that is scheduled to start in an hour


man this fish i just fried crispy as hell


in my fugly bitch arc


the number of buaya(s) is on another level


#dreamfacereveal me when i say hes ugly as fuck on twitter and put my phone up my ass


miss having a pole in the apartment


going off I hope tannies love me and will not move or I'll klII myseIf idk


just got back in da house


I had one scammer actually tell me that he thought I would be dumb cause I'm into KPop, like wtf....fawk you man


only sucky part was they put the iv in my right arm and it was starting to hurt rlly bad wasn’t working, then they had to put it in my left arm. triple my shots


12 hurry


I love how dedicated stillerz fans are but damn there are some emotional ones aka the fire Tomlin ones


I know she’s listed but KB. That voice!


Talking bout some girl was like “ i like your air forces” he gone say “ they not air forces they dunks”


It’s so pathetic that it’s laughable,, deadass created a whole ass company ,, aNYWAYS if y’all saw me tweeting support messages to him in the past no you didn’t


I had the weirdest dream last night and ugh no I wish I could erase that from my memory


Brand: THIS keeps SELLING OUT! Me: Oh okay then I won’t buy it so there’s more left for everyone else!


This finna be so good


Pick your arguments. I pick none.


Having kids is too permanent I don’t wanna do that with just anybody


+3 tattoos


I like coffee and all but hot chocolate is where it’s at


Time showed me I won’t do nothing but elevate


Some of you men is beggars just like these bitches… broke bum ass dudes


Damn near put my foot in a cast


Bruh game of thrones still breaks my heart bruh


The shit that happened in South Africa with those two black teen boys and those grown ass white men because of them swimming in a supposedly “all white” swimming pool is disgusting!!!!


Marsh


ppl r so fuckin weird i want my windows tinted


I got that kinda money make a broke bitch bitter


the shit y’all do behind bitches is ridiculous


Thought my kitten was pregnant cuz she was getting fat only to realize that she's a boy


With all these teams pulling out it’s surely now Tottenham’s best chance of winning a trophy .....


Well in GUNNERS! We move, slowly but surely!


I love when Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox do that tongue kiss. tjo


First day of therapy after waiting 4 years


Can October hurry up and be here already, I just wanna go to some concerts


Tammy Hembrow hands down the finest human being on this planet


Prolly gonna stay here again, Heyyyyyyyyy


So was nobody gonna tell me that tommy heavenly6 was put into Spotify?!?!?


This heat is disgusting, cant believe some of you mans prefer summer over winter


Can’t wait to look back at the 2022 NFT dark ages with you mfers. Generational wealth is on the horizon


Headache bc Im tired but have to force myself to stay awake so Im exhausted tomorrow and can go to sleep at 9pm for a 4am wakeup on Thursday


Ooh that Midnight Mass episode 6


Let’s hope tomorrow is a better day Bonne nuit


There's a lot of advice on how to scale a startup... But there's little on how to shut down a company when things aren't working. Here are the tactics for dissolving a startup, and what to tell investors to get them to fund your next bet


day dreaming of a/the one nine eight five takeover at @user


That slide tackle


Whatever I’m getting high asl with my bbymama soon I can’t wait


Only just watched a bit, but hats off to @user I have faith that Derek will be back and strong


i really hate when i pay something and they don't take it out til three days later!


Isaiah 38 : 5 Tears are Prayers too. They travel to God when you can't speak.


Who at @TeamStubHub approved the recent app updates? It is so bad and somehow less user friendly.


blueberry chessescake imy


y’all are really just leaving my acct for dead with the lack of interactions


Good friends and good vibes


I wish I could just live in the spa atp


The slick back ponytail is top 2 and not 2


Think I scared the mayonnaise coworker after asking me for help


Les indiennes sont belles


Need a new job pronto.


final top 7 once they had a singing battle


Oh dear, my eulamber heart


Suuuuper Plymouth argyle at it again


Officially became the dad of a third grader today


She’s depriving me of my happiness!


Y’all ever see Joe Biden’s son? Lawdddd


That resurfaced interview made the daily mail Snapchat story


My pink tips are gone


Hair washed dat shower was love man


muchos team spreen dice el kun


please do not unfollow to refollow, shame is free


I’m living life on the edge from now on. Next trip I’m flying Spirit


Praying for tomorrow to do what i want


When I tell y’all my man a real man, he had work off today cause of the storm and instead of sleeping in/resting he came with me to Isaiah’s first award ceremony to surprise him


This ***c got me high as hell


I really love this show beauty & the beast


im glad people are finally talking about how fucked up jaiden nsfw art is. its been going on for a long time and people acted as if that shit didnt exist or was something normal


I think I'm addicted to writing smut.


This food was ordered over a hour ago and it’s right down the street they know they about to right send my funds back ! Shit probably freezing cold


I want some watermelon and cucumbers with ranch


i'm just gonna have to accept that fact that yves doesn't give a FUCK about seventeen


Making some chicken in the air fryer.


i wanna suckerpunch mitch mcconell stupid ass star wars alien melting popsicle slug that i’ll throw salt at blobfish who would die in the wild bc no bitch would give him pussy fucking shit smelling motherfucker who gets off at seeing hundreds of millions of americans suffering


How To Get Away with Murder should’ve won some Grammy’s. Throw in a couple of Oscars too! Like this show is so fucking


In need of some gud booty


my neighbor is a trump supporter & I’m cleaning blasting Spanish music


universo vc me paga


Who tf is ordering Dunkin Donuts at 6:34 that I can’t get my drink on time?!!!


Kinda wanna go to Tampa


Fuck with that base make e’m hit hard!


Elon Musk just had to tweet about Etsy the day after I sold my stock. Dammit.


DONE Lost My Social Card


If you’ve worked through this whole shits, u a real one.


probably gone drown while he in it


Im gonna email them every day until i get an actual response lol i woke up itching for a fight and they pissed me off


I repeat: Football can kill you


YOU DO YOU is not an insult!! If you feel insulted.... feel free to do you over there


Stream fortnite or apex?


Manuel Sunshine vai tomar no cu


Le’be will have a summer drop


Can’t believe no more keeping up with the kardashians


Started working on a project for memorial day (hopefully) and was looking up WW2 pin up girls to select two pics for the project... immediately overwhelmed by the amount... this will be a challenge


Okay im ready for Tuesday. Wassup, good morning


thrifting to draw on some pants? i think yes tf!


Currently at work and they are already boarding up some stores at the plaza


I swear I strive in big cities


Ya fue mucho 2022, ¿no?


Music has been soundingsoooo better than usual lately


NOT TO MENTION ILL BE IN NEW ORLEANS ON HALLOWEEN


Really bullish on what @user are building


Spent almost 14 hours at school which means I literally did not see sunshine today


I get to meet two of my clients this week


Payday! Hey bitch, it’s been a while. Can’t wait to see you Friday. Smooches


Eating cucumbers & avocado till further notice. Don’t tempt me to food


Hello everyone! Have a nice day! Kisses, M!


26 more deaths in Alberta


the gym puts me in the best mood


Life is abundant


sugar, yes please


Bc I just knew it would the way she was treating them


five set decider.


YOU in her inbox calling her beautiful I’m in there like “ HEY BIG WIG “ we not the same


bro stonepa is in the space


Chelsea winning this match is all the sign I need from God that my exams are gonna be beautiful


Que horrible Instagram


he didn’t even wish my dad a happy birthday


The mob is so powerful they made Bari and Sully self cancel


As irresponsible as it may sound but I don't think ill test for covid 19 WITHOUT any symptoms.. Id rather not go back to work


I don’t know whether to do braids or bundles for my pictures


Nah watch me on road next year


I AM WATCHING THE LITTLE MERMAID THE TV SERIES ON DISNEY+ NO I WILL NOT GO TO BED THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD OBSESSION


Taty will take all day just to bring her ass to me


So I’m really considering another piercing. Other side of my nose or my clit and my clit is winning rn


This is the last time you will see $trb at this price mark my words and prove me wrong I dont mind $btc $eth $doge $ada $xrp $sol


I’ve always loved the idea Sea of Thieves but for some reason just never really got into playing but having just listened to ‘We Shall Sail Together’ on repeat for the past 2 hours. I get it. Sea of Thieves stream coming at some point.


Issa goodmorning


i cannot wait to drive a mom car... it’s gonna be a cool mom car too.


I’m kinda lonely but I also dislike people and their company


Anyone else take a million screenshots from tiktok of things they want to buy or do, but never actually do it


3 more days in work then get me on that plane


happy birthday to my bae, Hayley Williams


Will remember Chercuterie for life


im on you , real bad


I am on a different type time right now… I’m building a better me


Squad copy wanna pre-match kit idea.


I never understood a bitch that “doesn’t care” but doesn’t miss a post


I wish someone was here to help me take this ponytail down.


Breaks my heart that we can’t see akali


Boy shit always change you can try to stay the same but really look


Nmap scanner is what I love to call the stealth tool


YOU CANT PULL MY HOE CARD CAUSE I AINT GOT ONE OF THOSE


been my best self lately, such a good feeling


Furries are often trending for one thing or another on twitter.. Now it's voreday? I mean... yes imma share memes Please do not take meme as a sign of fetishes.. lmao I am not into vore.. Yes I am into memes tho


Working on these numbers now, unfortunately most of these plays are already juiced into oblivion. Cant blame you if the risk isnt worth the reward today, but im still sendin it


i’m literally abusing every possible source of primos to roll for klee before her banner ends. i refuse to spend a DIME on this game


putting myself in the bin tonight. bye


Watching Pineapple Express


Musicians: it would be amazing if you’d throw out some new music here and there. Maybe some songs you’re working on and want some feedback? Love you lots!


why would I invest in some expensive ass clothes and not invest in myself


It's 3:20pm Do I get water or do I get a triple shot latte


babies are sooo privileged


Today I tasted ox meat for the first time and I personally found it to have sightly more taste than veal Bien sabrosonga que estaba


I want to make salmon for dinner and I don’t have the salmon welp


that Belo new ad is probably Gigil's first miss for me hahaa that's not it


my grandma said she like my haircut , now i want to go shorter


wait nvm I found them


ma s/o lany k lia dm.a skta hh na


“Raul”


As soon as someone says “Check the news” or “Look it up” in a debate or argument that shit over don’t waste your time


How stressful is it that concerts are added multiple times or with different names on Concert Archives? Don't know how I will ever get to add everything


im at dance give me something to come back to


My mother told me to not wake her up if Tr*mp wins


I had a real foolish dream, I was with some people walking through a dark damp tunnel and light was ever so often shine down from the top in pockets. Every time light came down centipedes would appear, and to not be stung yuh had to sing a Kartel song in your head.


Crazy how it takes a misunderstanding to see how somebody really feel about you


Crazy that they spent all that money to change (some say ruin) Petco Park and permanently change seats for season ticket holders just to not even have the Holiday Bowl. Wow.


Junior never gets to have a partner in the booth and it really is a treat to hear him interview someone


Think it’s time give somebody else my time n attention at this point


The last Titty Tuesday of 2022?


woke up feeling like i need a mad filthy 9x9 set to get me going for the day, heaters only


Did the test runs and I see why Hu Tao is great and I see why c1 would be better, Thoma...don't like his game play...


"Great American Takeout Day"? Sure. I'll take 40 wings, a big thing of pork fried rice, and 2 egg rolls


Mfs be like "you mean as shit yo" and I really am


Welcome to my #FPL team, Diego Jota!


when I have a breakdown and something bad happen that’s when everyone will be around


Omg i legit just said “laughing my fuckin ass off” while laughing in person ...... wtf is wrong with me lol


What if I’m chronically fatigued BECAUSE of my endo. What can I accomplish if I had the energy


The shameless sensation of believing before a stranger's code


Streaming COD Modern Warfare at 7


I’m turning mean again


Why yll side chicks look better than the main ones


The fact that my daddy turned 68 today


Had a good day with my mom


Wonder how long these #NTF #Stonks will run for


By next year i want people who wouldn’t think of coming to me for there nails to come to me


I think the piece I’m writing for the month of March will be great


Milan goal in the 90th too.


This gym sesh gonna hit different


don’t try & double back when i got everything in motion, act like u did when i was down


Ngl “gr@mmy” is v v triggering to me. Oh how i cried then.


i’m not the bitch you can bully


Deep cleaning my apartment gives me the biggest serotonin boost


Cw: alcohol Wine may have been a bad idea cause I'm content but sleepy now lol Happy to have gotten a lil Villain Kiri done and all my tasks I needed to get done AND walked a fair bit today


That’s wussup everybody getting new cribs to start the holidays off right


That relationship that is keeping you up by this time will end in tears Claim it


Buy $SOL


It’s wild how people act mad different on the media and in person


But I like ig filters better.


Radio programming irk #82: Coming out of a commercial break with a slow song.


Mina com tatuagem


That night stalker shit on Netflix was fucking crazy! Dude was on some other shit. I was watching that shit the whole time like


Barca's downfall this 22/23 Season will be my biggest testimony next year


Ya Allah, I want 2023 to be the happiest year of my life, please.


Louisiana is #4 in the nation for COVID cases amongst children


and release.... the clowns:) they’re back


in case you feel left out or like no one wants to listen to you, you are more than welcome to reach out to me if there’s anything on your mind, no one should feel lonely in a dark time, stay safe and stay strong!


~ Sweet ball from POGBA


y’all just out here getting anything pregnant


Eat less Heal more


I want a Turkey club


Everytime I wake up ise drop back sleep


I’m the #1 Haaland fan in the world


can someone send syk a black turtleneck pls


So happy my mama coming with me to make groceries


Vania is really ditching me to go see Aventura


Manifesting Scorpion rn for the #SuperSmashBros final DLC character


To the next person who steals a parking spot that I very patiently sat and waited 5 minutes for.. I hope you like buying new tires


Get ready for a surprise #30YearsOfThalapathyVijay spl show at #GK Karumari on 04/12/22. Announcement and bookings open Tomo


Mad at y’all for allowing me to delete Apple Music smh


pahingi akong strength to overcome these challenges without losing my sanity.


We massively turned off for this last 15 mins


LMFAOAOAOA WE RLLY GONNA HAVE TO ACTUALLY GET READY


My girl that a friend is wild as hell


Enhypen's overseas concert d-day, tomorrow will be filled with lots of love and loud chants for my boys ;) @ENHYPEN_members all the best


today is a joke, literally thinking about going to bed, bye


Portland trip got cancelled two weeks out and apparently @user doesn't refund OR voucher baggage fees *at all*


Reported my supervisor for sexually harassing me at my last job and the best they can do is offer him counseling..


The people who start a GoFundMe for themselves and then later post on Facebook about the new expensive item they just purchased are so dumb.


Typical United, 3 steps forward 2 steps back


//; DMs are open by the way, come in


My airbnb for Cali is bomb af 4/20 IM SO READYYY


#nowplaying: Good Lord Willing - Little Big Town


Really wanna have a daughter so I can spoil her , maybe make me look at women different


i’m writing a book knowing damn well i’m not gonna show a single person it


So, It seems like that i may be an infj not intj


Had a meeting at the school today to finalize testing results for my toddler and discuss eligibility Very excited to say she is going to be starting special Ed pre-k in August!


We don't have to be smarter than others, but we must have more self-control


The guy at Apple called my 2013 MacBookPro vintage


My mum's birthday in few days. Last year we gave her a surprise dinner this year we might be giving her some lilies


late night a maior


my baby is so precious i thank god everyday for letting her be with me


Put all my problems in a wood and smoke them away


It’s the confusion on that thug’s face for me, GUILTY on all 3 charges, my boy.


Bon jvais continue Nevertheless


my job holding us hostage LET US VTO


Can’t wait till these gyms open up Ima be back on my bullshit


My sister and two of my cousins birthday is on Thursday.


I want some salmon garlic mashed potatoes and asparagus


Niggas are so weird I swear


One thing about me is: you treat me good, I always treat you better!


what do u mean u free bleed


Allu uncool on duty


Is there a portfolio dashboard/app that tracks NFT value alongside your crypto portfolio?


Post your YT Twitch Tik Tok IG SS# Credit card info Etc below It’s scoutingSZN


Bubble gum Bubble gum inna dish y’all don’t know who I’m fw


April going by extra fast


online forms are a guaranteed method to send your mental health west


In case you haven't seen the new Harry Potter Film trailer yet, the film is showing at the Box Office Cinema this Saturday, October 8th.


Mention here your friends, i will follow them


I can only do one thing per day and the sooner I accept that the sooner I can stop disappointing myself


Why did I buy a Ten PC when I’m selling parts of my non johnyudery collection


I wish I had somebody like Tae in my life. I would be able to slay every hairstyle I want


When you post something and realize you made a mistake somewhere in the corner


Me when I unlace rails:


My song was on and I missed my exit on the beltway


I wish rap music wasn't a thing. It's so gross.


Lmao my issue I be steady going backwards. Accepting what I know or knew.. I’m bored now.


the amount of success that BILLIE EILISH has at only 19 is insane and y’all hating on her like it’s a trend.. embarrassing


this time two years ago we were in the ME! countdown what the fuck...


Puse The Amity Affliction y me puse a limpiar todo


Well, woke up in shambles so not going to work


Ok no more anti Boris tweets (I’ll try anyway). We’ve got what we’ve got, nothing we can do. Let’s just get on with it. Back to music and the Arsenal.


I wonder if my nz based FB friends look at my post & think wtf is she on about. She’s crazy af with the warnings. But actually im posting like im home and asking people to be safe bc I see too many conspiracy theories and “cures” on my TL


How is Pope not England’s No 1


Ima dress it up and make it real for em


Here we go again! Good problems!


hi daddy yowww


Ati money can't buy happiness, iwe @user tell me what buys happiness ninsala or what ?


I could 100% go for some tacos tonight mmm


If you want feet pics I took some pretty cute ones today


I just woke up... im just gonna watch the vod I need to get ready for school


if it aint about money or my Nigga , it don’t concern me


Thinking about how fedex told me that my address was wrong so they had to deliver it to Walgreens but meanwhile ten days before they sent me my skincare with no trouble


A bucket of chicken is delicious while watching a tv show in the car. . . if you didn't know, cheesecake is a wonderful complementary food.


My Mariners went easy on your wimpy Dodgers!


Lovely day for the @user jockeys at Royal @Ascot . @oismurphy & @user


Snapchat memories just reminded me that I was thinner last year


Mek a bad jug a carrot juice just now


Sitting at work and the only thing on my mind is all the nasty sh*t I’m gone do to my nigga when I get off


If you have to use a burner to address me you do not deserve a response


160 odds play. didn’t stake


Mdavazo would definitely slap rn honestly


tricky eyes


Burnt top of my mouth so upset it hurts


I have to say, if I had as much information at my disposal when I was coming up in the trading world from 2005, I would have been thrilled. Ask less questions, read and try to learn. You are not entitled to be spoon fed! HAGE!


okay so maybe i like kpop now


I wish someone would bring me some tacos


I knew we wasn’t gone last, when he was going through my phone and not my mind.


I needed a fill and a pedicure today. But my wax lady still took me so at least I have that fall off the bone marinating


I dreamed with her and I wasn’t looking her eyes I was happy just because I knew that she was beside me.


i feel like I’m never gone get married or have experience real adult love


I didn’t appreciate a flat stomach when I had it


Taking a chick out on a skating date and you can’t skate is crazy


Taking Avery to the park is a whole workout


Somebody done hit Black Pearlllll


Varly is back


Went to Home Depot for a $10 item, spent $100….. I’m in the crib for the rest of the week


Why they have to put my benny back into the news ?!


Blessing on blessing on blessing. God is so good!


It’s 2222 I’m so in love


finna try to do my sister hair let’s see how dis go


you deserve love you don’t have to question or worry about that’s what my sisters told me get


out na in a bit.


why did i have a [redacted] dream about a random married dude i'm very distantly acquainted with


I’m barely vocal I’ve killed a cow


I feel like desi perkins is going to have a baby girl


Hey, @user my sincere apologies for not responding to your posts soon enough. Ive been distracted by stuff that im trying to keep myself occupied with.


Dolphins won last night and play again Sunday


Blasting Gorillaz for my workout tunes


urgh I hate gas in my stomach I could burp until I feel so nausea and so unwell pls la let me sleepppp


Makahappy ispoil imong self


Ateez is starting tour again so that means I get back to crying myself to sleep


Omggg my twitter feed is confusing


I can’t stand ppl without manners don’t know how to say thank u shit ain’t cute it’s impolite af


So sad when you’re in a snuggly mood and neither dog is feelin it


i leave for Florida tomorrow so u FL boys better start sending tribute and begging for a cashmeet


If e easy, do am by yourself.


one thing i don’t have is a fuck to give or time to give it


anyways if anyone wants to ambush me with cake my birthday is on sunday


I make mistakes just like any other normal mf that don’t give you any reason to judge me as a person though


If you want to enjoy holiday in Mombasa, don’t go during Xmas. Place is crowded


No matter what you're going through in life, good or bad, it's always beautiful when your mind is beautiful Always be one with your Infinite Creator ੴ ਸਤਿਨਾਮੁ ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ ☬


Midnight love


restarting chloe ting this week


hello new followers! turns out our base jokes are uh. based


Rashford starboy


Never mind i found some


Every time I go live on TikTok, I end up conversing with one male.


my 2 year old niece saw me crying today and said “fret not auntie kayla, for we shall prevail in these trying times.”


Not me sneaking in a nap before work


Please accept me , make we do the thing


the guitars are set louder than center vocal, i can hardly hear rem


Life too short to be looking for love, enjoy your time while we here


Okay so Anaheim is getting Drysdale


Take advantage of the new low prices NOW! In celebration a day later like I explained just previously. Appreciate everyone and let's win about to start researching for tomorrow's ballgames. Let's keep on the winning!


stacy is an angel


what is it about dc car owners and fiats??? italianx pride


Tiger prolly smashed jada for wills sake


Actorle 174 1/8


Anyone need a bus seat to the SWAC Football game this Saturday? Dm me


kayblack


Pop Ur Shit Twin


Good night aux 5 premiers fav


Does anyone have a good Darvey playlist they can share please?


Are powerbottoms just Apex Prey?


Bless your heart @user I'm watching the documentary tonight, #FindingDerek and I don't really know what to say. Thinking of you, your family and Derek. I hope he recovers soon.


need another sugar momma era. That shit was sick


Ok this isn’t Genshin related but I got put in 2 league of legends games against a toxic ex friend and won both of them so today’s going great


I'd like to close a lot earlier than May... manifesting sales.


My btch a 10 & got bands up in her bank acc -


Wonder what cheifs cap looks like now


Remember how I said I’m not gonna roll for yoimiya


My god Pacers


My family has been sooo supportive during all of this! Love my tribe


Man so I went to kidzania on 1/11, purchased tickets online but never got the email with the tickets so when I actually got there I had to pay CASH again. WHY AM I JUST NOW RECEIVING THE ONLINE TICKETS


People need to mind their business. Stop asking me about my love life. I love hot wings and my cat and thats all.


People out here panic buying again! Why are people in England so selfish?!


So instead of announcing "HERE'S A WORLD TOUR BAAAMM", they'll just slowly keep announcing statfium dates in different states/cities all depending on that country's condition


Pongan en youtubee: Jawsh 685 Laxed y me dicen si la conocen y de donde


Family Really be the Mfs Dawg


It's titty Tuesday every day on my spicy page


Give me the codes to the nsfw folder


been thinkin’ bout getting into over watch but i’m anemic


I tweet crazy shit because I don’t have to come home and defend my tweets to anyone


Big announcement(s) coming this week


Me personally I love hoes just can’t be inna serious adult relationship with them...And after my X wife I don’t want one (relationship that is)


Someones trying to open my acc, bet u didn't know im aware huh?


Becoming aware of your perception of emotions or how you relate to your emotions is a game changer. Because it means if you saw things differently you would feel and act differently. That's psychological flexibility


tested out our new air fryer and made burnt hash browns


SO excited for this new Adele album to drop!!


Everybody just gahdamn weird


guess who’s going on stimmies


As slow is business is I hate to order some more shoes


yes im in love with a breeder, but you'd do it too for a check


My mom and I are gonna eat <potstickers3 I love them sm the brand we got is absolute fire


Flo gotta know I’m wearing these sneakers


Chill as hell


I be posting the shit y’all women crushes say to me in my cfs


Ok, I FOR SURE have Cyberpunk brainrot because I had a dream about taking a trip to LA so I could “see the real Night City”


lol the fact that Junie has that as her avi, I can literally imagine her yawning like that every time i see it


i posed to pop just one not 2


Oh my that’s a bugger #jeopardy The buzzer girl won


Imagine being an incredibly smart, competent person in many ways, with degrees and specialties, trying to justify your tr*nsphobia in public? EMBARRASSING


With the growing possibility of a global #cotton surplus in production in 2022/23, our #RaboResearch team continues to expect trading to be back in the five-year average pricing range by mid-2023. Read more in our latest Agribusiness Monthly below


good morning! update lang sa deco kit, otw to our kr address na


I’m really gona try to get the whole @user drop, I will be broke for the remaining month


10 more weeks and I’ll have a masters degree!!!!


I'm about to go viral soon just wait


I used to have a thing for fat girls until one time when the parks and wildlife guys nabbed me for endangering the public and possession of a rhino.....


Looking forward to working with @Microsoft someday.


Friends of Iran


Bout to go to my ultrasound sound appointment


train is running late


i wanna have a photoshoot everyday literally


Today a guy I matched said he’s a thin blue line supporter and I blocked him faster than you could say woo-woop


I hope 12 don’t think we satisfied... y’all still ain’t shit


I love seeing green circles


The thought of being 19:46 (7:46pm) over here, means that the day is almost over and Splatoon 3 becomes one day closer


Looks like I’m gonna be blocking people today


Packed and ready for my visit home. See you tomorrow whores


Gas just up went by 20 cents


I love YB. That’s my problem now.


my sister had the nerve to tell me I had a shopping problem , like I don’t get it from OUR mother


Pre hacks podcasts hit different


Today I finished work on time and we've pretty much caught up. That might not sound like an achievement but to me it really is!


$OPEN is up 8% since my call in the morning.


I left home way too early now I’m on campus a whole hour before I need to be


Mani/pedi days are my fav


I want some spinach dip from chili’s but I don’t wanna do get it


It's so quiet and peaceful today


My goal- get a MAYC this year… I’ll reach it


Walmart the devil , they really got all these sales making me spend money


I hate this house. I keep getting bit and idk by what


Trying to find a vaccine appointment is feeling like the Hunger Games.


Please send me all the Jimin content, could really use it


math test made me wanna throw up.


I wonder if my cousins in the rancho know who kylie Jenner is ... Lmaoo


Nicki exudes tranquility and joy.


Common question that comes about when living in portmore: “What that a fly or a mosquito???”


My sister make any excuse to not get her niece but always sweating her ima start getting right with bitches


2/22/22 2:22 PM 2 the moon


2/6 payroll done...proud of my self...hectic but still.....boleh siap kan payroll


Kaitlin is so pretty