I found a copy of Ring Fit Adventure and it's SUPER fun but holy shit it is kicking my ass so bad I really want to play more but my body hurts


ang sarap ng 2hours na phone call


wait why can i like a bunch of tweets now? my limit was supposed to last 3 days- i’m not complaining though


Have you ever feel like tired of giving advices to your friends?? like they seek for your advices but they dont even listen to you pon and then ask again but at the end of the day u’ll end up repeating the same advices bcs thts the problems


Just scrolling through my producer homies IGs, writing random verses


I FORGOT I HAD A TEST TODAY WISH ME LUCK


Hoping I can get 3 points tonight. Just need De Gea to get 3 saves and Bruno not to get booked.


About to go pee in a cup a bunch for a physiology lab. I love science!


Needa get up & make some noodles


My horse would look slightly off a week before a show


#Unforgotten is such a good police series total opposite to line of duty but just as good! Cant wait for the last episode


Them folks Died in that blizzard and was stuck in the car for 18 hours


I’m so excited to plan my sons birthday party


When all this is over let’s give each other a long hug


#ImpeachmentTrials I thought this was on break til Wednesday why are we still subjected to SHIFTY SHIFF BLAH BLAH BLAH LIES LIES LIES !!!! Get off my TV take the break !!!!


yay congrats for having a perfect and productive day andra!


I'm over here rewatching @user and @_Jazzyguns Among Us streams. They were so lit lol!


Love’ is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own


Seafood Tom Yum Soup!


The smell of ribs


Good lord I just bid on another NFT. I need to get off Twitter


I can’t be the only one who used to think traffic lights were controlled by people sitting in a room with a bunch surveillance monitors


My package been “out for delivery” since 8:30 this morning


Someone’s going to accept the bare minimum, but that someone isn’t me baby.


can someone get me a medium honey butter sandwich with sriracha mayo from roaming rooster? i'll love you forever


2 diff gyms near me are doing free student summer memberships?? don’t mind if i do!


Why is everyone on my timeline suddenly watching Eurovision?


can't i just go to thailand and take a picture with ohmnanon rather than just sitting here thinking about nothing amsksksmskdksls


Imagine doing 4yrs of undergrad, 4yrs of med school, then a 5yr residency in public health, then rising to be CMOH of a province in a G7 country. Then you pledge your allegiance to a wannabe autocrat who cheated to become premier, instead of science or your Hippocratic Oath.


Ace only really wanted to learn manners to thank Shanks for protecting Luffy


pls show vlog footage omg yes


I miss junkyu


#nowplaying back to desember


If she love you she goin top you off and buy you a almond croissant from Starbucks


Lord send help Joe Biden want us to die


Let me sleep - go kitima marete on my TL


re: CLAMP netflix series: tokyo babylon adaptation please


David Dobrik just uploaded a vlog, 2021 only gets better from here


Imagine trying to make me jealous & I’m laying naked next to who you want ihiiiiiii stupidddddd


yes I'm a nice person but if you cross the line to many times everything can change very quickly....


KabOom TOWN!!!!


shall i watch crypt of tears again


siri will you go out on a date with me you are a cow


Everyone needs to check their surroundings.. classified documents are popping up everywhere


The only thing I’m tired of is yelling at this damn dog


Why do guy musicians shoot videos with females yet they are suppose to do the opposite


Losing 23 ppl in a day...is a disaster.. It is heartbreaking. I'd say idk if I could check the numbers tomorrow but I still will.


UNC 1’s Fo Da WIN


my sister 16 and bout to graduate early, im bout to cry


I know I'm sick when I actually want soup bc I hate soup if I'm not sick


damn i really miss wayv


Been giving my sister shit since the day I started working with her.


Won’t Be out her embarrassing you & having you fussing on the internet wit different bxtchs


Im cutting my hair off tomorrow. Like actually chop chop


so on @user @mcuban just said he actually uses #DeFi on #Ethereum regularly, and is learning solidity that's how he approaches investments and you're momentum-chasing shitcoins with no use, or piling into dead-end VC/fund pumps (who got in earlier than you)


I can’t hang with a nigga that Snapchat everything.


No one owes you anything you owe it all to yourself


U mad bc I’m asking for my money back


I ain’t got time lil bitch for none of that petty shit. I’m going all the way in!


Lord let us all sleep in peace and wake up in peace.


Big win po


More us dates… and us fans say they get nothing


I honestly believe I get ninjas ready for their forever home. Like service dogs. Sooo I guess, you’re welcome!


2012 me almost jumped out


don’t believe the hype baby


Booked my first laser hair removal appt


Okay so i have worked the first part of my working fantasy story into 7 episodes just incase they pick me up. I hope they're cool with gore and light nudity, for fantasy/story sake. Its just how i write.


1) Difficult plave to go 2) we win our home games and get a result at villa real 3) Varane injury 4) This cloooob doesn’t give up Just heard our post match interview lol… Love ya really Ole


i need friends in the ks area pls n thx. im tired of not being able to dress up and have fun


I have to use 2 older bios updates before i can jump to current and this totally isnt stressful at all


Why didn’t I return these books over the weekend?


January 30th


Bitches that have nothing going for themselves cannot compete with me fuck you


I miss enjoying to be high now I just feel anxious


Spaceship Coupe by Justin Timberlake or Superstar by Usher??


Next time MX will do a world tour @user has to come too. YOU HAVE TO YOU HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE.


apparently as soon as we hit 25 we’re supposed to stop existing


I’m Cookie soon as my suitcase gets to rollin


good morning ilysm @aespa_official i literally woke up early for y’all hihi


Man I can't wait for warm sunny days with nips and dick tips... I live for freeballin shirtless guys Who's with me?


Easiest way to make my day better? Restarting Campaign 2 of Critical Role


Lost on you ... Me encanta ese tema


I could eat pasta 3 times a day and still never get bored of it.


Goal milan pran an just wow


people who has their own picture as their lockscreen


How is my 6yr old putting me on 2 songs


being tired but not being able to fall asleep


So I didn’t sell my $SPY last week accidentally. Made another 2.5% lol, sold today at close


I deff need a drink despues de este dia tan horrible


Like i can’t imagine what yalll look like on a “bad day” like eww


can ppl stop asking abt kwangya to my girls


Someone bought all three of the options I sent for content. I’m WET AF!!!!!


What do normal people drink while outside, to enjoy the nice weather, since I can not have a margarita or beer…


We’re nearing the end of a ~40 year equities secular bull market. As Bitcoiners know, there’s extreme volatility leading up to the blow-off top. What equities are experiencing now is likely one of the final shake-outs before the final rise to the blow-off top. Buckle up!


It’s a count down from here 29 more days


November 2nd already


Not me trying to buy another book when I have two unfinished books


Y’all seen that one nigga doing “hood meals” on ig?


the long haired dude in tasty florida


Calm designer


i dont get it.... Playboi Carti is TRASH


Cant stop looking at condos


niggas be so full of shit and i ain't talking bout mine


Feeling fomo about the Taylor Swift excitement (tour, album) but I just don’t have the bandwidth to participate / engage with it right now


officially moved in but now we're on the brink of mandatory evacuation if the lake continues to rise


Hello!!!!! Morning!!!! Praying for a big win today!!!! Amen


#NOR #Eurovision not a bad song and sparkly bondage


At this point, I think Barcelona Femini should replace the men’s team for the rest of the season.


When can you start celebrating Liverpool's league title?


Follow our buddy @user and send him your butt pics because it's his BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!


What was The Weeknd cooking with that


I’m so behind on podcasts I didn’t realize I had *two* episodes of @user and now I listened to 136 before 135


I have a photoshoot tomorrow and need tips on how to pose


Country music for todays gym sesh


The fact that #RHONJ friend-of Traci is hosting events her first season on while Gina on #RHOC hasn’t hosted an event in her 4 seasons of being on the show as a main housewife


I moved north hoping I’d catch all the storms I used to see when I lived in Dallas and now that I’m up here all the storms are in Dallas


finally gave my mum her christmas gift


Necesito mirar fifty shades freed pero no esta en netflix.


First track meet in about 5 years on Friday, whew


In two years of making cups today was the first time I had epoxy smoke on me


Winona Ryder de Beetlejuice dans Women in Cinema :


Candyland is ruined now


All that matters is that I am green


New app controlled vibrator…since I misplaced my other one


No way Toyota might bring the MR2 back


One word for me? 1:Innocent 2:Decent 3:Talkative 4:friend material 5:Crush material 6:BohtAttitude 7:Cutie 8:Lovable 9:moody 10:Badtameez 11:Sweet 12:psycho 13:Funny 14.sensible 15.Bossy 16.Classy 17.Graceful 18.Rude 19.Political 20.Kind Mujhy pta hy koi ni btaye ga


// TMI / bragging “I’ll get the kids ready in the morning, you rest,” “No don’t get up, I’ll take care of dinner,” see this is why I am hornt all the time


#goodmorning Its good to be important, But its more important to be good


Call me when ya want ya legs weak


Pulmonologist appt time. Hoping to get some answers


I don’t know what brought the #/KissTaionDay thing, but I got some TaionxMio art out of it, so I’m not complaining.


I suck At replying text and I really do be giving a fuck but it’s hard to be on the phone texting


My head actually hurts


I just realized.. I don’t know a soul who’s a vet


Starting with new Route thats Bakori Road .!


leading someone on is just as bad as cheating on someone


My fucking lord


Sooo sick of getting acne from wearing a mask


Lions, Tigers and Bears x Jazmine Sullivan is forever my fav.


I’m pretty sure my food tasted bomb asf


Lmao I don fap all the ponmo in this efo, this woman will bite me


Nobody wanna see us together, but it don't matter noooo, cuz i got u babe


Watch your thoughts, they’re more powerful than you realize


#SuperLeagueOut and the fans speak out !!


McCoist is quality


I suppose I’d better go bed, gotta get up in 4 hours


This girl msg me and asked what was my next event. And told me she talked to me on Sunday and told me I look like a vibe and she wants to party with me for the rest of the season.


The world needs more Adrian. The guy who shifted Kim’s lowest moment in her life into a very positive and full of hope world. I laughed at her videos too but Adrian taught us a lesson.


friendly reminder to listen to Don’t Like Her-IU


We've reached the point of hot wheels saturation in the house where even with 12 of them lost under various pieces of furniture, we can still play talking cars


One of my patients today for a mommy makeover and it inspired me to make my consultation


Later I'll post a few of the inclusions I'm editing so they're in a bit better quality


But I wanna try some other stuff my fitness friends on TikTok using


cuz as long as i’m shady he gone have to live in my shadow!


Return the person’s money with the same energy and smile you borrowed it with.


It’s mad Top Boy on @NetflixMENA is unwatchable since its only got season’s 2, 5 and 6 of the overall show. Yet its promoted as a big release


Hoping by the end of tonight I've finished this crate of Fosters she got me. I think its on its 3rd day, fucking rotten man


I can't believe I'm telling you this but I've had a couple drinks and... oh my god


If I had a cool fast race car I would simply have heart shaped tail lights


England gave me two goals let me go sleep


diet begins tomorrow


Not me a jogar farmville 3


I'm just here to download anime, I have no interest in hooking up with a 35 y/o lady fgs!!!


I should use it to go see @user in Houston


Im horny help


Tamale weather


Tell your homeboy to get tf out my dms


in junior year I had a teacher that didn’t know if my name was lauren or laura bc I would respond to both and I never corrected him


Seen my ex in the store with his bitch he waved and I laughed so hard


With #WhatsappOutage #instagramdown #facebookdown last night, r v expecting a global surge in birth numbers 9 months from now?


no more ob appointments for me!! thank God I’m tired of those bitches


Now let me go and listen to Daniel Caesar music till I fall asleep


Pack just touched down in the mail!


Ya habibi all the diamonds in the world couldn’t faze me


Registrar suruh manage patient from A to Z. From activate thrombolysis to RSI to ventilator setting to dilute ubat. Thanks kak N and kak A sbb bagi saya tube patient


Appaz “office chef” is a thing...and it’s trending? Damn! I should’ve gotten a job!


Can’t believe I finished all my ice-cream


before i start identifying as straight does anyone want to admit they have a crush on me


Would anyone like to do some onlyfans l4l this evening? Lmk


Think I just found a studio home in Minneapolis


DOW & S&P FUTURES SET FOR STRONG OPENING. BITCOIN PASSES 20K


People make time for who they want so yuh can’t get vex


i make a mf stand on all that shit they was talking


Fl2k around the corner and I still haven’t installed anything in my car


Along with a good win tonight praying that Llorente gets through the game and smashes it


Why am I watching jerry springier


Took a few minutes to paint a card for someone today. My anxiety was through the roof yesterday and I didn't even notice until the second time My husband told me to slow down and breathe for a minute. I was like, "What? Breathe? I AM breathing!" Anyway, painting is The Way.


Dang just seen gas for $3.98


i really didnt have to tell nobody i was here ….


Best feeling in the world is rping with a fan


Literally can not leave the nail shop without fucking up one of my nails


Roasting some veggies and wow my house smells amazing


envie de relire somebody to love


Finished Cruel Summer, top tiers ending, do not regret it


i wanna download obey me! again


Imma 10 and I want you


All my homies hate Denuvo


When you randomly open a soda can with a butt plug cause you don’t want to break a nail


Truly feeling like not even putting a two weeks in and just quit on the spot


Have you ever caught them on a lie, and they still denied it. They play The innocent but they know they got caught! Red Flag Baby


Uh oh I’m superrrr happy


I really be cheffing it up tho! Just a little self appreciation.


Just trying to be happy, high, horny & healthy with someone


So grateful for podcasts


God why im into any one called Saad


I met this really cool guy with a gt4Rs, he let me take a look at the car and everything really nice, I change my mind on @Porsche really sick whips fast too


All niggas say is “don’t get pregnant while folks booked” first off i don’t wanna get pregnant anyway


That trippie redd & future song


You say you love keeping me fly, but can’t keep me from looking so crazy


2022 we really don’t give a fuck


I see these massive guys at the gym and think I’m tiny but when I stand next to them I’m bigger. Difference is they are *shredded* and that makes them look YUGE. I’m not there yet. Respect to those guys. Shreds is hard. I’m just trying to be like you big man.


I aint got no gas I wonder how far I can make it


Dear Friends- I am equity investor and value industry experts and analysts’s thread comments updates. I analyze them to my medium to long term investment tools. They are my thesis for investment decisions.I respect and appreciate their efforts


i love flirting but please let me know if it makes you uncomfortable


Can’t wait for these custom kicks to reach


We got the keys to the houseeeee


Well that what something very, very special. Thanks you @user for putting on Scotland Sings Nanci Griffith. What an incredible stage full of talent at #CelticConnections. Now can we make this an annual event? Love, love, loved it all. Thank you!


Just ordered my mom Mother’s Day gift.


Gianna Floyd, I’m so sorry babygirl


Why y’all be happy with sharing dick


me after blowing smoke into her mouth my life is complete


It’s 4:20 and I’m not lit. Sad life


I’m way to cynical for my own good


I really have never had birria tacos


I’m so pissed, I got a twix out of the vending machine and this shit is melted


Thanks to @MarpleLeaf for helping me out today @user community at it again


The mold in the coke freestyle makes it taste like cherry Vanilla Coke Zero with oat milk


You look familiar to me entty nazlty l zamalak mn oryab


the right side of my face is red and burning idek why


ah the gag and the tiny little thumb cuffs...... so cute


Why I call my baby father babe babe. Now the baby calling her daddy abeeeee abeeeee (babe)


Brady leaving wouldn’t matter if we ain’t pass on Lamar 3 times


congrats to every gopuff ambassador ever for successfully convincing me to delete the gopuff app forever


I paid for these guys stuff bc their card got declined and I felt bad so I was like throw it on the stamps. Then the guy behind me paid for August's 3 bottles for me


I hope something amazing happens to you today!


grabbed some pieces from that RHUDE x Zara collab


I just dont understand how “What happen to Virgil” not everybody favorite song on the whole album


Fighter ...


Seems like it’s a squirt before bed kinda night


Bullet train on Netflix is great, I recommend


I just got cracked like a glow stick.


It's our 4th Birthday! Stand a chance to WIN with Mall of Africa, The Safari Guys .


one more month of this shittt year


Every time I look at the news, I see so many mass shootings…3 by my count in a few days


All morning in a commercial kitchen filming, full HMU, working, getting content out about the #AsianHeritageMonth five course wine and dinner event. I'm both confused and not surprised it's 7pm


Rory calling Joe sis is HILARIOUS


Struggling to concentrate with this module post work. Feels much different working 6 days a week then trying to study this time round


Caelyn spelled with a C has 6 letter like my name & we got 3 of the same letters, my moms middle name then our last name she’s perfect for me and my mom


Anybody else watching messiah on Netflix ....it’s so good


whenever i get a boyfriend he gone wake up ta breakfast & head in bed


gusto ko lang naman ng clear case but nooo ang binigay saken yung stitch na case i dont even like stitch


make u wanna give all that shit up


Been runnin it up tho Obd


How he a steppa if we stomped em out?


The amount of pressure I put on myself is insane…


Porn like weed. Use it don’t abuse it


lotta shit just lame to me


i say idc then listen to selfish by SAINt JHN on repeat for 2 hours


Got the game in my hands like I’m All state hoes couldn’t fwm on my off day .


speculation, @user is a small part of an analysis, a detailed examination of the elements or structure of something, yes? "decline in ad income" = "struggle to fund investigative journalism" now folk mostly get "experts" to take educated guesses about what's going on.


only 17 out of 33 characters made


I really hate roundabouts , all of sudden my brain can’t count and idk which exit is which


Anybody know where I can get birria tacos + sit down and drink


Boooty Get Ate


lol my coworker took tomorrow off work to celebrate the election...


I can't find these two people tweets and I'm worried @user and Anu Praise I really hope they're fine, sent Pablo a mail but no response yet


I think I'll probably finish season 1 of owl house today and there's only 10 episodes in season 2 I'm


it's hard to keep my cool when other bitches tryna get with her


I don’t really need the pain but i love to feel the pain


Mehn I’m enjoying o


Everyday I find something or someone to be disappointed in


Next thing on my mind... copping a crib


Currently driving home blind bc my eye dr made me set up an appointment to pick up my contacts tomorrow instead of walking to the door to give them to me...fun


Good producers are the lifeblood of the afrofusion movement


The most painful football banter this year has to be “cry today, cry tomorrow, cry forever”.


Solo Gaming pero Mythic!


hmm i havent streamed valorant in a while


watching last episode of gilmore girls


Remind me about crypto, why is it such a great store of value? @user can you start off the discussion please?


U Can Do Everything For A Nigga &He Still AINT Satisfied


pila pa ka minutes bag o mag sink in. tulo luha nanaman ih. bts really did saved me back then. i'm just so damn thankful to have known them. i def will support BTS no matter what. Thank you.


#WhiteSox the f*****nightmare continues garcia for 3 more years idgaf what no one says I will be screaming this mf sucks in April again with his sword swinging ass....unbelievable


Non-artists who are into NFT art just to earn easy money and worst, selling stolen art.


Ready for this fat juice steak Saturday


Engineering + Finance + Law =


Woah oh wow!


I need a blue and green @user , who got any selling? #CNFTCommunity #CNFTs $ADA #CardanoNFT #cardano. Drop link to sale


It's been like 13 days and I'm still sort of sick. What is this bullshiiiiittttt?


What a feudal person Oh hell no, that's disgusting


no nut or no nic november ive already lost both bro


Ten Hag has been interviewed for the Manchester United job


thinking ab johnny


Who wants spankings? I’m online


Nucky make him pick it up and move out.


Lipstick markings


Also can we talk about @MyJaps acting prowess in this episode??? Mygosh I am on my knees!!! The way Julie delivered her lines with all the emotions while still able to be the ever-composed Clarita & delivering raw emotions got me applauding her!!! My dear you have done so well


Mag 30 weeks na si baby tapos 9 weeks to go


I’m probably a 7.5, but I got 2 nice titties which brings me up to a 9.5 , and around here we round so that makes me a 10


waking up early for the show seemed like the best idea yesterday but now i'm falling asleep in the middle of my class


DOES SOMEONE REQUIRE THE ANIME WEBSITE TO WATCH ANIME? OR ARE THEY ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN DYNAMIC CHORD... BECAUSE ALL I SEE IS NEGATIVITY TOWARDS THE ANIME ITSELF... EITHER YOU APPRECIATE THE GOOD ANIME, THAT IS DYNAMIC CHORD OR YOU DON'T. IF NOT YOU ANIME HEADS ARE TASTELESS


Is The Eras Tour the move?


It’s all fun and games to do rover services sans makeup... until the owners are home


I submitted a @Twitter report for someone using the N-word, the context being a series of tweets bordering on genocide support, and twitter said they hadn't broken any rules


why is it that we get sad for some unknown reason tho


I don't know my height,my weight,my genotype or even my blood type! I am just living


My mommy is just so motivating


I cooked and I’m not even hungry nomore


These samosas didn’t come with a sauce


listen the goalies tonight are on


bro work this FN like he want employee of the month


The Devils Rejects


When i started my account for Fortnite News & Leaks in season X,my friend told me “Why are you spending so much time in an account with 1 follower?” i responded with “Because i love doing it” and now i’m at 400 followers after 7 months.. Thank you all so much!


He has done Marvellous things for me and I cannot tell it all


The only person that’s true to you.. is yourself.. Know your worth


it’s ok I’ll share babes


#CashAppPayDay @AustinOnTwitter karl is definitely gonna win


Wow, Messi is actually going to play for PSG.


These nails a lil long for my usual. Expect typos


When I get started… IM STARTED


I be wanting everybody to be as happy as me that’s my problem


Just bought my luffy hat


Woooo all of you should stay single or just get out abeg


Had to set alil goal on cleaning and doin laundry every week so far so good lmao it’s only the second week


Is this the formula? sell gap up/double tops, then convert to a stable coin until pullback, and finally buy eth to exchange for nfts?


i'm always angry and i don't know why or maybe i do, idk man


Damn I went one whole week without my truck...I’m back tho


You wanna know what will get you blockt immediately?! Sending me a random cashapp request for some money… I’m talking unwarranted, haven’t provided me a service, haven’t talked to you in years… trying to squint at the picture to see who you are…


i aint tryna impressed nb but myself


made a video in the shower this morning and didn’t save it


Did anyone actually watch the full proceedings today or simply just read the headlines smfh. Homeboys gonna get the trial overturned thanks to Biden and Waters remarks


I hate that I’ve been having to eat out everyday for lunch


Tbh the hype man for that don’t leave me challenge can either make or break the video


Gotta hurry up and find my crew be4 dis party


there’s a twink i want to fight


the way this bitch is with my ex and after finding out they slept together while we dated for 2 years makes me sick


I think I'm going to do a recapitulation of my interactions with adore


Lillard cooking Doncic today


Shut Up, ILoveYou You're my Best friend


today feels like a bottle of moscato to the face


minks for days


susie.....


I still want to know how I lost my gas mask bong.


Sour Mike & Ike’s for the win


Can’t wait to nap after getting my hair cut


so i got an e-mail saying that i’ll be receiving a package today but i haven’t ordered anything


I’m officially a cat mom!


I’m a superstar in my kids eyes


The hotel we booked for Miami is so cute


That ain't my man but that's my man hoe so watch your hands hoe


I wanna talk on the phone and my best friend is sleep


Listen to your spirit when it tells you leave certain people alone


I've been getting really into Russian style buckwheat


Will fixed my resume and now I have two interviews next week for full time jobs


The future is gonna be bright baby!


Should I stay up for the late late show or set an alarm?


Call my girl a PlayStation because she turning 5


need a “get ready ima come get u” text


can someone bring me a charger thx


Random thought i wanna cut my hair but at the same time i wanna lock up


Gawd!! What's the name of that fanbase again?


it's finally not scorching hot today, but it's all cloudy and the sun's been gone all day and it's really not helping my shit moods


I started talking like a stepford wife at work almost a week ago & it's been wild! For the first time in almost 4 yrs, I haven't had anyone threateningly ask for my name or tell me they want to speak to a supervisor or that they're reporting me to patient experience!


Alt niggas so dirty and so weird like how you a double minority


Billie Eilish going blonde feels like when Donna went blonde in That 70s Show


taco Tuesday at my cousin house


i wanna hug reem so bad i miss her so much ugh


Lille 6.25 ManU 2.38 x 10eu. Life’s hard if ur a gambler


ima keep asking for a friend who into jail breaking until i get one


loyalty lost on so many of y’all because y’all be messing with people ur CLOSE friends don’t… how y’all do thaaaaat cus babe if my people dnt mess with u, I DON’T EITHER, not negotiable


$WKHS What a run! 22,90 here we go


People really complain about returning from vacation, when your life is a vacation. What do you mean


I finally got my Christmas gift from my brother and these shits don’t fit


Alarm set for 4:50am. Long day of work tomorrow & then another 4 days off


Picking out my gym fit excites me


Idk why I just thought of this, but made me giggle. Teenage me to mom "saw a car for sale i think i want" Mom "did you get ph number? Call and ask how much" Me-calls guy asks how much. He tells me and I say "Thats all?" Mom snatched phone outta my hand so quick


One day we gon set it off


This is way too much for one person


I ain’t tryna hurt nobody


“What do y’all wanna see in DC” “The toothpick building from Spider-Man” We’re off to a great start


timmmyyyy chandleeer


Y’all are gonna be proud of me, I’ve eaten two whole meals today


Missing a few days in this space is like missing one class at university. All the exciting things happen when you are not here


i don’t buy less than an oz at a time


I don't understand how can one's feet be so heavy?! Is it by force? Everyday pounding?!!


Mfs be having a shitty work ethic like that don’t affect others


Someone stole my asos parcel


I just love the aroma of black ice and expensive weed when I walk in the house


you let my tyres down


GOT ALL THE RIGHT PEOPLE/MENTORS IN MY LIFE. 2020 WILL BE MY YEAR OF LIFE CHANGING SUCCESS


#dearnothing @nothing welcome to Indian market. Just pinned this in your mind that India is not only Hindi. This is a multiple linguistic society. Consider the southern part of India. Namaste


whats happening w korea and philippines


boa tardeawn


We are mid season 6 in #TNG and have started #DS9 (again again again again). When the rest of my world feels out of sync, #StarTrek lets me escape. Thanks to all the amazing writers, actors, and directors who make that possible.


blue lock man... i am free tonight


I almost shed a tear. Albert is really special


The knowledge I’m dropping is going to free A LOT of people if applied correctly so make sure y’all pay attention. Knowledge is how we create a shift don’t let these politicians and the media fool or confuse you. We HAVE the keys.


PSA: she/wrath fem-aligned non-binary people are handsome


THANK GOD theres a thunderstorm i was MELTING


Okay now I'm really craving that wacky Wednesday


im updated genshin rn so... stream in like 30 min?


Trying to sleep but constantly overthinking


It’d be great if when I went to sleep tonight I didn’t wake up till Friday


editing a VO for work, so many mouth sounds


Them 30s droppin why tf my granny file me on ha taxes


As day goes by, after that fall, the more I realized na maybe that is not the battle na pinaghandaan ko, hindi iyon ang battle na ipinagdasal ko. Na this delay is my preparation, this delay is the answered prayer. God never leaves, and never will. Always pray for realization


Gears 3 getting remastered in 2020?


Today it seems like everything is reminding me of you daddy. I miss you so much. Your little girl is lost without you


was about this close to shooting my shot but turns out she’s actually dating someone


Lol my supervisor tested positive


You are the prettiest, most beautiful, mesmerizing, the cutest, sub se achi, sub se Piyari girl I have ever met... I love you chashmish


Ima keep turning up till y’all start givin me my credit I’m him fr


Black Friday/Cyber Monday purchases will start shipping on Thursday. The overwhelming amount of orders have us working overtime. But we are here for you if you need us


He never replied back but he called me again. So I told my friend about it and his name, she was like isn’t that also the dude’s name that you had to block


it's my third shower of the day. how is it still so hot


Trust in Jesus Christ alone. Deception is all around us. Lean not on your own understanding. The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom


someone on tiktok said rosa parks couldve watched the first shrek movies bc they came out in ‘01 and ‘04 and she died in ‘05 YOOO


I just can’t wait to go to the pub and ordered some proper pub grub


seungkwan got me thinking seokmin is awake and i got inexplicably happy


Thanking me for my patience is insulting


Former Taoiseach Kenny joins board of aerospace company Suas is about to go to the market to raise the first €10 million funding to create a rocket launch facility. Let's hope Enda is the first passenger


I’ll never unfollow you guys just to make my Twitter ratio look cute


girl anyways. let me go get pretty, it’s my man’s bday


And here I thought Trevor Lawrence was the only 20-something, leggy, long-haired blonde that Urban Meyer was into!


You never say that about my ass Zach


Surly the threat with sanctions for the last week , Has given who ever they are supposed to hurt , Time enough to mover their Billions


That vision from Mane


I just seen 2 videos and a screenshot of girls cheating on 2 diff apps. Lord is that you


I seen these celebrities baby moms they definitely flying out them ugly hoes


Bruh get me out this car pls.. A N X I E T Y


We’re standing here, only b/c He made a way.


what did chanyeol do in his live?? why was he awake 2:26 in the morning


Bro, so many people were looking forward to their graduations, a celebration for winning this tough race. It's actually sad that they're not even postponed.


arenado to hit a dinger tonight


I be turnt up w/ my cousins I ain’t got no friends


I know it’s so simple, but I loveee the way my green beans taste! They be so flavorful


Im soo sad


Abeg oo @user na what you dey talk for the 'lady' track inside. I just reviewed the lyrics.


someone emailed me to do an elsa performance at a kids party and sing 2 frozen songs lolol should I do it idina menzel's voice would be so hard to live up to but I can be the walmart version


Everytime life starts getting better, something happens to my car


Beyoncé is so unserious for that because had she not posted those flowers we would not know there is a film


Feel so good getting home from Gretna to Meraux in under 30 mins due to no traffic


Tattoo day is tomorrow so excited


What are the top 3 largest positions in your portfolio if you're comfortable sharing? @user @user @user @user @user @user @user


Not me turning my computer volume down during a zoom lecture to hear the video playing on my phone better


What does ily stand for


Meditation is not enough, I’m forced to call depression’s bluff, And increase the meds that lift me up


The more I think about it nobody needs me…


mirandas emo ass just admitted that she misses me


That’s my story and I’m sticking to it


Ion mind NOT being liked but why it gotta be over a nigga


just found out Ari Aster is a man


all my new gym clothes and duffle bag are cute af


Thank you God I am able & stable


my boobs are starting to hurt


Congrats to all who qualified to playoff of Major. Enjoy these moments on stage, playing in front of thousands fans is joy u will never find anywhere else. To all who didn’t qualified, get ur heads up and work hard for next one. Literally all match ups in playoff all 50/50


Not exactly a Puskas award contender but it’ll do


puns face cam stream


An idea for you Scots. Rebuild Hadrians wall. Loads of Irish brickies here would give ye a hand. You're welcome


Why on earth do people talk about marrying the person they’re dating 2 weeks into the relationship like… y’all didn’t even pass the 30 days free trial


Don't think I've seen many things funnier than Mickey Mouse adding the DC logo to the infinity gauntlet


cause that bitch know she my bby..


Axel said he wants to be a soccer player


Well I watched, and re-watched the new #ScoobyDoo movie and all I have to say is this: As a die hard fan of the classics, I can honestly say that this was a good and humble start to a new era of Scooby Doo. The characters and their voices are different, but this is fine


Y’all think I can sing


Good morning Attorney ! Sign na 'to. Study na


Don’t come to my social media trying to figure out who I deal with you will never know I’ll have your ass confuse


LRT I don't think I will get over Yor's soft smile from OP2 anytime soon


Wonder if I'll actually get some sleep tonight Thursday was the last day I actually got a decent amount


In case you were curious I'm back up + running today. Project seems to be stable again. In the end I lost maybe five hours doing the troubleshooting, upgrading the OS and rebuilding the editing work I'd lost. It could have been a lot worse. Back up your work regularly, kids!


#AustralianOfTheYear hamish


Best believe I’m returning the same energy


I truly wonder about some people’s thought process ...like hello


there’s this girl in my choir class that’s really cute and i just threw up a lil bc i found out she rides for pete bootyjig....


Id like to remind yall in 2022 you dont have to reference/uphold/joke about the former white supremacist in chief when criticizing Biden. Because when you do im REALLY trying to figure out if THAT'S what you're trying to do ... or just be one of them guys


I hope nobody ever sees mine and @user text messages


Moving out and on has such a fucking toll


My PSU exploded this morning. Bought a 1000w replacement. Installed it myself no problems


Some people really don't watch the video or stubbornly refuse to accept


Officially crossed a 750 credit score


ASOS get behind me.


Can’t explain old times..in such words!


A broken down car was not what was required today. Nor was being stranded at work until 1930, waiting for recovery


People tweeting about "Okukiriza" are the same people from that very tribe. If it's evil, barbaric n unconstitutional like you say. Why don't you talk to your fathers, brothers n uncles to stop it. It's been going on n y'all aware. Pretending to care bcz the video went viral


say bad stuff about me, I love it


Love meee


It’s a hot one folks lol


2020 just had to leave with a bang & take more with only 2 days left


I'ma have to mute the word Adele


People love to talk about dey money income like we give a shiiii


Read her ROSIE!! READ HERRRRRRR


now that I finished tgcf idk what to do


I’ll never forget every year that I realized there were more Carnegies. First it was Tariq and Jab in Maxson . Then here comes Isa. Thought that was it..got the high And realized they had a sister..thought that was it..then I saw twin brothers at a damn basketball tournament


I watched a couple of exercise videos to get me motivated, and then I went to the kitchen to eat some hash browns. Yeah.......it was quite the effort to walk to the kitchen.


Jaldi Se Google Pe Jaao Aur Voice Command De Ke Poochho "What Is The FACTORIAL Of 100?" (Thank You Baad Mein Bolna)


finally watching buffalo 66 and prozac nation


Listened to @user new song Build Me A Daddy it’s pretty song but song. It really hit home as I have lost my dad 5 years ago


Not me just having a white man come for me in the comments section of a friend’s post and try to school me on why my view on the Chauvin verdict is wrong, only to then try to hit on me and ask if he can add me on FB.


Niall is hot , just saayin’


Tyler is a bit down isn’t he


Deleting tweets cause I’m not that girl no more


Who called it bare metal and not naked robots?


I love when my grades come as a surprise at the very end of the semester bc the professors don’t grade on time


My dad always tells me, if you hang out w ppl who just like to spend that’s what you’ll do. If you hang out w ppl who are broke, that’s what you’ll be. But hang out w ppl who have more knowledge & more wealth , that’s what you’ll become


Septum piercing appt booked


Trump playing with my money


I’m such an Angel… I really be chilling


I’m so thankful to have a job durning this but I tell you what it’s getting scary working at the hospital


Okay... I just found out that there are words like Twitterian, Tritterian and Twittrian. I feel so ancient


not chris calling ME with an electrical question


I’m shy... but I’m nasty


jensen’s voice im


IM SORRY IF YOU DONT FUCK WITH FRANK OCEAN WE CANT BE FRIENDS -


Haha thanks to @user my tl is filled with cat pics and im loving it


Diogo Jota man. How the FUCK do #LFC continue to do mad business like this


me & my kid finna watch a movie once we both get out the tub


been really obsessed with banana chips lately and my mom wrapped a box of banana chips for me for christmas


If the people around you aren’t happy to see you succeed. Change the people around you !


di pwede mag bday leave from school?


I’ve lost like 6 pounds just since I’ve started work again


Some individuals truly shouldn’t be allowed to have children. I wish I could go and save all the kids that are in unhealthy, unsafe homes and give them the love they deserve


Me es imposible hablar por WhatsApp sin stickers


had a dream about rats last night


Yk that I’m hot


Whoever created “Night Shift” needs to be locked up.. this ain’t the life


Have to say this. Spielberg. He can’t come up with an original movie? He’s remaking WEST SIDE STORY? It’s like tearing down a statue. My god. Make new movies. Stop with the remakes. And changing the original. You want PC. Then make a new film. Makes me so PO’d. NO originality


And it’s raining so i can even go to the beach or pool


Ate Dao for the first time and that shit was good af


So sad to leave my baby boy tho


Just received a $500 tribute but I want more.


Be careful who you flirt with before y’all end up in a SituationShip


soft clingy ass is kicking in


2020 has people exposing hearts & souls


i’m feeling better now but probably gonna stay off twt. i just want everybody to know that you’re loved even if you think you’re not. your existence makes people happy and i can promise you that. i’m here if you ever want to talk about anything or want a distraction. stay safe


I'm really not mentally prepared for this book interview. My mind is all over the place rn


Ugh it’s 2am again and I’m still up, I really should get my sleep schedule right back again cause damn I can’t feel my eyes anymore


So I’m on episode 1 of P Valley and biiiiitch... I’m mad I’m late! Lol I like


Damn, rewatching Futurama and got to the one that's just a whole episode of transphobia. Transphobia is canon in the year 3000


Klopp sounding like a proud Dad talking about his team after the match tonight.


yall-


Ewwww I just got an ad on twitter about holivia


Finally a great dropshot


I don't do lanes in a field of my own, if them trespass dem get the flame


A bucket of chicken is delicious when you're sick in the dorm. . . Plus, cheesecake is a satisfying addition.


My moms is freaking out right now since i told her “I would die before I turn 25” when I was 7. T -25 days


ive decided to be a menace and cop me some black air forces for work


The main reason I don’t want to go paragliding is bc I’ve watched Crash Landing On You and I’m not getting caught in a freak storm and sailing into NK


grl u should get a life


Not a commoner though.


When I finally get that forever love, I swear I'll cherish him


What did God do after creating the bees, the birds and the Tweeps? RESTed


My response to my termination off of YouTube should be out by this week


when the red ranger was black, dude lost 2 megazords, the command center & they fled to space


Alexa, play « Girls Need Love » by Summer Walker


going to meet my irls again today ??


Aunty @user abeg stop disturbing the TL, kindly blame your introduced ladies for not doing their assignments properly. It's kuku not that they loved him too. They could have done that too. Scum leverybody @user agba


Dallas notice everything about me lol hair, nails, eyebrows everything. My baby fr


Have fun and be safe, MFF friends!


Starting a new book, let's hope it's good.


Just wanted to share that I just passed my pre-licensing course and am one exam away from becoming a licensed Florida real estate agent


I don’t want anything in the house right now


After I nut everything aggravate me. Don’t touch me


Currently watching #MareOfEasttown (I still haven't recovered from last night's episode), while also binge-reading #TallBones by @user (erm, wow). It's safe to say I have no plans to visit Small Town America anytime soon.


OnePlus are making a midrange phone


I buy supreme shorts because they got. A secret pocket in them


Hmu on sext panther to talk to me.


I don’t even be feeling right with my page off private nomore


My mom: “You got your paystub in the mail...............you need to start buying me something every 2 weeks”


cashay is gone ?


The joyful feeling of horror because of your homepage


I promised myself that if I did my contracts reading I could look into whether high trial penalties could constitute contracting under duress Constantly being pissed off is a pretty good motivator in law school


i’ll miss coming to my momos house and walking into the kitchen and not seeing my popo on his chair eating like he always did


Neciaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!


i talk to my friends every single day like they’re really my happiness


Am I the only one just... not impressed by name brand/materialistic people


soooo I've got a ytb channel


Do you guys also eat your popcorn with lemon pepper?? serious question cuz i do


Need a bad up and coming British drill artist


Told the man I’m in love with that I’m bisexual and he said he’s confused about it and can’t wrap his head around it. Asked if my sexuality was a problem and he refused to answer.


I Wanna Make A 2023 Vision Board


You cross me once & that’s yo ass.. can’t get no mf pass


if we aren’t humping, you should probably leave me alone


"IMO Kamala is better than Susan Rice hands down. Both are “top cops,” but Susan Rice is WAY more conservative ideologically and politically than Kamala. Kamala at least CO-sponsored bills with Bernie, including a Medicare for All bill. "


My thumb is so swollen from having 6 mosquito bites on it that it literally hurts to scroll on my phone


I’m breaking up with this woman, I thought she has money


Well that was dumb, what up twitter


Hexicans are the most realest people out there. They aren’t trying to scam you for money or be a stuck up crypto influencer. Hexicans are the real deal. Real people just like you and me.


as a small artist it's so discouraging to see reposted artwork get 10x as many likes as the op did


Mum’s birthday tomorrow


Fwb,Is there any place i can find a F Sub? I need to messup a Sub rn.


wishing an especially happy, luxurious and aesthetically-pleasing birthday to my fellow taurean queen @user


The way cupping therapy makes me look like I was physically assaulted by an octopus


Ah yes anxiety attack tastes so sweet over phone calls


You know them ones there yeah that fake being high


help, some mfs in my class got on chairs to do tiktoks while our teacher goes to the bathroom


rjewel and jas are hilarious


Are you guys ready !! We about to seize the day on 8th !!! #CarpeDiem


Wonderland - Unknown T x M Huncho | straight gas


If I fall off with this rap shit ima go back to front street with diamonds


Ngl having no one goes hard


Have a bad feeling we are going to go back on the merry go round .. lockdowns Covid tests ……..


Had a dream about my dad and goddamn do I miss him


jeez man this heat


One of my statics wala frd say when india lose to South Africa we will win the cup tik hai Guys


I can’t ....... * deep exhale * ....... scream loud enough how gay and douche you look driving during the day with your light bars on


Who active on this shit ?


gonna be is for a bit pls don’t unf mwah


so… today’s 2/22/22… and… section 202 just got in contact with a very cool potential guest star


Miss ma’am don’t want share me inna for nothing inna


...why does the train seem to be faster than normal


$SPY What will the RUSSIAN hockey players do in the NHL now? hmmm


Hi if any of you aren’t feeling the best right now mentally— if you feel alone, and exhausted. If you want to vent, or just talk. Please don’t hesitate to come to me. I will virtually hug you, and you can talk my ear off. I’m here for you. I support you, and you are not alone.


It seems like i missed some performances and schedule i wasnt aware that bts had


New color coming


One thing about me I know when I’m drunk


It’s still funny that the dog update account showed that her lock screen picture is the planet picture that comes with the phone


I can be your fantasy..


Everybody, relax Ah just mi wallet drop


Hey ugly people horror night


Someday these will be the good old days


I’m still mad I deleted my Twitter all those years ago!


Woke up from a nap and everyone in the house is sleeping


Rejection feels like death, that’s why you’ll never see me approach a woman randomly


Good luck for pulling and may Kamisato Ayato and Raiden Shogun wanters will be havers!


I’m so ready to be outside this weekend looking like a bad bitch


just realized summers almost overrrrrr


My dad really just sent me $100 too get my nails done


Ain’t even know my dunks came wit the white laces


Dear $IPOE shorts, The party is over. Time to take your profits before you get burnt


I walked outside and my glasses fogged up…


Hermes rebranding as Evri is not going to make it better


I don’t need to know the numbers of ladies in your if you respect me you know what to do


lmao I don't need help in my essays


Daydreaming about the sushi I had last night


i have so many ideas of shit to draw that i wanna share with the world but i’ll probably get none of them done


The only pose footballers know is standing with their thumb like this


This randomly came in my mind but what if Jin is already married and has a kid and he is hiding it


$SPY whoever got puts is fucked


Tumben rame


I ate McDonald’s yesterday for the first time in awhile & it almost killed me.


1 follow pra 50


I can’t wait to be 7 months pregnant headbanging at Imagine Fest


make sure she’s giving you money and not just twat


Me spending money on all these new work clothes only to work from home because Omarion is taking over


I feel progress happening. I had a heart to heart with the owner of the local Halloween store last night & she won’t be having offensive costumes again


sad at the fact that adimas did not exist


Bro the best nuts be when u catch a cramp in ya foot and that shit hurts like a mf but u determined so u keep stroking thru the pain


i don’t want for nothing, i don’t even have to ask. he gon’ buy me everything that he want me to have.


My nap@was everything


Instead of taking a nap like I’ve done all week I went to Magic Kingdom to ride the train and eat a clam chowder bread bowl!! Happy!


I can shop for myself but when it comes to groceries I’m just like uhh


imaging what #WSB could do with Gold mining stocks


Idk it just seems a bit sketchy if you show a hundred friends on your Instagram and none of them are POC, but you’re most recent post is a Black out pic


I Wish I Had A Man To Come Home To Sometimes


All money slaves have limits . What's yours ?


literally give me anything i want..


LOL Zach manifesting my life rn


Damn i miss working i be feeling like i ain’t got shit else going


Made overnight oats for my first day of school breakfast tomorrow


I used to think that being a proshipper was a red flag but by now I think it can be a huge green flag and only shipping mainstream ships is kinda a red flag especially when they hate on rarepairs already


Law school has made me understand the meaning of "Nothing good comes easy".


I hit the fuck outta my head in this girl car


I just read Rho’s reply


Nothing like reaching out to family in a time of need only to be sent to vmail with less than 20% battery left.


good morning doyieee


why i see lots of man u shirt today disgusting


everything in calid is absolutely fucking me up I knew I was in the wrong part of town when I casually picked up a somber smithing stone (9)


This year is really showing some folks true colors...


We're about to start a horror game called Layers of Fear! Join in if you'd like to see me scream!


But that’s also like very intimate


Pullup on me baby I just wanna taste it


Buffalo sauce is overrated


okey my anxiety wont let me sleep tonight ig


finna order me some sushi


WTF #Eastenders?? So London - the most surveilled city outside of China - didn’t happen to have any CCTV in or around the tube station? Ridiculous storyline with Gray, thought this was supposed to be highlighting #DomesticAbuse not nonsensical scriptwriting


I don't really miss quest rogue, but I do miss when it took more than shadowstepping a single minion to be able to complete it


In the world of cheaters be the one who supplies chits...


Capricorn szn coming up? heard you


Just put the deposit down for my cake. I never had a cake made before so I’m pressed!


I mean, I expected some celebs to have the worst hot takes on this corona virus pandemic, but man, the ones that are making them weren't exactly the people I was immediately expecting. Like, I was fully expecting Kanye or Kid Rock at the top of the list, not Vanessa Hudgens


My baby is really getting big on me. I can’t believe this


In the Video of them eating I am again fascinated by Ichigos eye lashes


yesss, my cousin booked her ticket for the same time as me


Zelenskyy responded to Lukashenko's words that Belarus is proposing to conclude a non-aggression pact with Ukraine "You hear everything that Ukraine officially offers. We are not going to attack Belarus and have not planned to. There are no such intentions. And


seeing "followed by virgilabloh" on IG holds different weight now


I wanna say something about n*cki m*naj’s wig styles but I’m scared


it amazes me how bold ppl could be


Year ago today I had my going away party


NNN but I don't think I'll last a day, I'm a sexual depraved


It’s my venus return today I just realized


the sky looks a little different when you have someone special up there


SBWL Yours Truly this Friday actually . Someone launch me


Hazard coming on for Madrid


keef was like 17 singing “finally rich”


I need to reup on all my smell goods cause a bih running low


@ the nicest person you have met in the com


Virtues are acquired through endeavor, Which rests wholly upon yourself. So, to praise others for their virtues Can but encourage one's own efforts. - Thomas Paine #ALDUBatADNRightToLearn


What does one actually say about Haaland. The man is a dream for a coach


Leftover chipotle & on the rocks margarita mix this fine taco Tuesday


I need to run a virtual stock exchange in Decentraland where the $xbi goes up every day! Oh, and $pdsb hits a new high every day.


I need these days to slow the fuck DOWN. October damn near over already might as well throw a Christmas tree up at this point


The hypocrisy is real lmao


Don’t give me attitude,if my breakfast is ready please serve me


Left work early to pick up my car cause it’s finally fixed. Get there with 5 minutes to spare, get my car, didn’t even leave the parking lot before I had to turn around cause it’s making a noise. Guess who’s back in the rental


Let me sleep on this Celtics team. Because I don’t want Schroeder, but like shit I’d rather him start than Marcus Smart


Who ever put that Ben Wallace on p5 with hof sniper thank you


I just saw my aunt share a Qanon post on Facebook that “Obama was arrested for espionage over the weekend, and the mainstream media isn’t reporting it”


I will now be rededicating myself and my account to BTR....it’s what they deserve


I’m boutta start back gettin on my Twitter


Twitter gang


alright uci...let’s see if you will let me readmit


Another day, another visit to Ulta in which im only supposed to go in to buy a few things then walk over with over 250$ worth of beauty products


Consider me on the menu


My po’ lil family man… this some bullshit


feel like there's a joke about "straight" lines and ines going from "kill => kiss" in regards to how she feels about w but I'm not funny enough to think of it


No one else is supposed to understand your calling ....it wasn’t a conference call


Finally dragged myself to the gym and cock is just outstanding, gonna have to wring my knickers out


Bitches is cops fr. I’m scared


one minute i’ll be like “man, skater boy kinda treats me like shit” and then he calls me perfect and i just disregard every bad thing he’s ever done


I literally can’t with some of these customers


Let sack CK, Let sack CK, who do you think can do the job?


REMINDING YOU ALL TO VOTE! I vote #Dynamite as the #FaveChoreography at the 2021 #iHeartAwards (@BTS_twt)


I never know when to take a girl calling me pretty as a compliment


Spectranet is worse than glo


I miss going to In-Shape and playing ball indoors


Wish I had someone to send my booty pump pics to


I wish I had a pocket sized version of my therapist I could keep with me at all times just to run things past


I need a man not no little ass boy


Solid stream, shoutout to @Marshall89HD and @user for the raids and everyone who popped by


Sharp


18 year-old @user made history on Monday when he cracked the Top 20 of the ATP Rankings for the first time


I’m gonna make another, but make it strawberry.


12+ hour drive to Albuquerque was an experience but I have yet more road to take on


Did Shawn storm Eva get to fix his mada eyes?


gonna need everyone to watch Legendary on HBOmax so whenever it’s possible we can be gifted a second season and I can keep vicariously living my ballroom dreams thank you


Maybe I should do a Google form poll since that what every body on stan twt seems to be doing these days


Say you'll remember me Standing in a nice dress Staring at the sunset, babeee


Trying to move with love always even when people need they fucking ass beat


Wish I had a video of my mom voice. Just so I could replay it over and over again


Who's planning on attending coachella next year


going into the office tomorrow and realise that I’ve only got ONE contact lens


smoke weed & do some yoga type of day


You were one of the reasons I started streaming, @timthetatman Today, we were mutually a part of the same of @CallofDuty event and we killed each other multiple times. GG, brother. Chase your goals, chat.


i want a thigh tatt


Imposter syndrome really hitting hard this week


Might restart Bobs Burgers from the beginning again just cuz


Then the weekend after the Kevin gates concert


Don’t b suprised when I start giving the same energy back


What the fuck!!! #Titans


I made tacos but with ground turkey instead of ground beef & I hope my man & the kids don’t notice


In person voting: Complete


IJUST REMEMERED A DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT OK so i was in the kitchen making a mug brownie but it was at night nd i didn't want anyone knowing but then someone walked in and i hid the mug (which had the mixture) and when they left i binned it cuz i rememered calories are a thing


after nearly 12 hours my island is now completely flat- only a couple more paths to get rid of until i have a completely clean slate


My Twitter app is built different.


Excuse me, kicking people in the face is super fun, actually


Came home to dogshit in my room


I been waking up, smilin’


Craziest man alive award goes to jacqui Bailey


I laugh when people get excited for the minimum wage to go up... cuz they think that everything else is gonna stay the same price but in reality it’s just going to create a influx in prices and you’re back to square one. Good job


Set onlifans 2 brabo de mais tmnc


Yet To Come Butter Dynamite Permission to Dance BTS


It's mad that some people think that black men are only getting killed by the police because they are resisting arrest lool


1:00 Brigh-Willey Post 13/8 1:45 Catt- Sauline Star 13/8 2:10 Brigh-Rock Girl 5/4 2:55 Catt-Master Richard 5/6 5:55 Kill-Greenland Evens 1pt Accumulator (55/1). Lots of short prices across the meetings today. Let's try and choose the correct combo.. A


i’m ready to play for keeps


I be down your throat baby cause I want you to win


tw spider i saw a spider and now idk where it is i wanna throw myself off a bridge


How far is heaven


Supernatural Season 11 will always be part of history as thee best season/series of all time


Diogo Hattrick


Ayo Juneteenth & Father’s Day is the same day


Ima push up on bruh one day this week


It's like my DC don't kno football


I don't like season 8 of chicago fire because of seager and I won't like the rest of season 10 because of seager too


Started working out yesterday and I’m dead


my tweezers fell in between my seats


my dad after killing 230497 ants: aaa genocide


I think I’m more invested in the recent expansion of the cocomelon universe than my 2 yr old is


Oooh we finna get a caddy.


DC for Nuri’s Birthday


I would like to watch this tv without these apps sticking


as long as i have my best friend and my niggggga


Just hit 27k follower


This man said “bad boys” give off feminine energy & that’s what attracts women .... listen


Put manga color requests in the replies


It would be fun to squirt all over your face while you’re strapped to the bed with a ball gag in your mouth.


I met your wife and I spit in her mouth


If the @warriors keep playing like they are right now, we will not win the championship. can’t fucking lose against ORLANDO!!


I’m not dealing with that shit nomore


Little by little everything is settling in and becoming easier to grasp and I’m so blessed and grateful and I can’t thank everyone who has supported me through this huge change enough I love y’all and I’ll forever have your back


I can't believe I had a dream that I bought a present for bretman rock


Man knowing Migos will never create another banger with Offset.. that hits difffffeeerent


The year is 2024 & President Kanye West drops a surprise album


LinkedIn thinks I care about who views my profile.


is he going to publicly apologize to all the black women in his area that he called uneducated?


I forgot about dtqk selfie day oops


Not me screaming “I’m Just A Kid” with my whole chest in a grocery store parking lot at 28 years old


Y’all pronounce it caramel or caramel???


The tenants who lived here before us left a $2k elliptical in the basement so we got a free home gym


StartUp on @user


My grandpa finally woke up from his coma after 4 weeks thank you god


I've seen a few new, funny memes today, all of them involve tears


Girl what’s in Pittsburgh??


My mum never apologizes to me she just asks if I'm hungry


Accidently left the humidifier on full blast last night. Woke up in a tropical misty wet rainforest


such a beautiful day outside and I’m on my way to class


Nate Robinson really got knocked out..


Mf in Plano do not know how to drive smh


put you pride aside and ask for my whatsapp number.. if you die you die. sokoloka iwe ndani!!!


im glad my family understands my humor bc im a weird one fo sure


I just realized this but Lust For Life is the only Album Lana has that she actually smiles in


God bless Joe Biden


No one will support you until it's popular to support you


started usin my robot toy 2 hallucinatin now every time i hear it i get a buzz


STG the relationships you CHOOSE to keep private until y’all are solid& LOCKED IN be the best relationships


Why do I waste my time having hope for feds that cannot be ran properly


I keep coughing and my mom gone say I’m making her windows fog up


im so excited to see my cousin


My mom really said “maybe you should take it easy on that second glass of wine spritz”.


she pretty wit it ,got a few problems but that’s alright cuss she been dealing wit em


Kush got me wide awake I'll be with you right away


Todays goal : stay positive


the hosts can’t give me like 5 minutes to chill. literally no one else has tables


Moved on too BIGGER & BETTER


accomplishing goals be having me feeling unstoppable


“I thought I had a high sex drive, then I met you” yes baby you ain’t wrong


Love how my family and close friends indulge my rubbish


One thing my caaaaar driving smooooth now


so like hey and stuff -


Picked up a new mic and keyboard and also got to see @user irl. You might say I’m blessed.


callum guy has improved so much since last season proper player now


Wtf Was That Feeling .... I Didn't Like It


Was watching one of my dad’s first biggest matches. It was a hair vs mask match and man.. My dad straight up dedicated the match to my mom and told the commentators to mention it and give my mom a shoutout. Man what a G, I’m sure I was created shortly after that.


Lmk if u need a follow xoxo reply!


This isolation shit low key depressing


Not it being one my coworkers birthday today who literally had covid a month ago who took her mask off to say thank you to everyone because they threw a PARTY where everyone took their mask off to eat pizza in the crowded office


i cant remember the last time i kept the same layout for more than 2 weeks


this man Gregg is funny man


JEt is four where has the time gone!


Grabe si Mika Reyes! Give her the best blocker award!


Who else noticed that in the first goal, Real Madrid had to beat Celtic press with one quick passes from the GK to the goal scorer. Tiki taka


What in theee fuck is up with Gas fees


Stop texting her wyd and text her come outside and get these $200 for your nails and hair.


If being a comedian en deliver like Segirinya is wat we need in Uganda so it be


Wait ignore my poll, I wanna play LiS2, but like, if I do will people actually watch?


I Date to Marry ... not to waste my time


I think @fia knew exactly what they were doing with the #F1xed result, they’ve created the perfect narrative for Lewis’ comeback season. Except what they did can never be put right, even when Lewis wins next year it will be his 9th!!!! Not his 8th! The injustice is so painful


Irene best leader


Its band szn


Wooeeee I didn’t eat any meat or dairy today


if i call you my brother, we stick together, it won’t be bout no bitch if we fall out ever


I have not applied make up this year. Nawa o You people should invite me for occasions nauu


Why is lights out this scary


US sending tanks to the Ukraine. Germany, in obedience to her US overlords, caved and will send tanks. Meanwhile, the Pentagon pretends to be worried about its ability to defend Taiwan. Uh…Why would we defend Taiwan against one of our largest manufacturing/import sources?


I change a lil talking about girls acting cheap and always with that no treating a guy Shìt


You can't win everyday,just pray the day you win, you win big !


Rocks and hard places. Zero out of ten. Do not recommend.


i think ima get myself an apple watch


I called Quelly back twice and both times she didn’t text me with a reason why she not answering —- now I gotta check her location


i'll go from super motivated and happy to absolutely exhausted and uninspired in seconds, and it's actually really annoying


Funny how converting to socialism takes stealing an election, coop from MSM, and a large group of ignorant followers who call everyone else names?


MAKE BEATS


today was so meh I don’t even wanna watch my shows


OKAY FOOK IT I CANT EVEN PLAY ONE FULL GAME WITHOUT GETTING DISCONNECTED IM SAD


Once you find someone you genuinely trust don’t mess that shit up this a weird ass generation you only get so many chances


Slept in, now I’m all energized


All the best @user much love to you xoxo


And i tried to stay up Bc the convo was too good


i need to make a carrd for this acc because I'm super messy and multifandom


someone just called me cute in public


Took Donny to the lincoln zoo and naturally he takes off running after the Turkey and another mom walks by telling her child to keep a respectful distance of the animals while I’m telling Donny to run and that’s when I realized I’m a different type of mom


Dear creationists, when you 'confront' us on the evolution, why is your fixation so big on humans? Why are you never arguing us on the dinosaurs topic? Is it because their fossils would laugh in your faces? Oh, but we have plenty of evidence for the human evolution too.


Rishi's job all day that is


My throat hurts from talking so damn much


Teenage life will make you realize how peaceful a dark room is


I have no idea what to where to my interview tomorrow. Like how does one dress to get a bartender gig at a gay bar?


Them ones that are the loudest at your failure, but silent at your success


I may get me some Jamaican food tomorrow. But my stomach... just keep thinking about my stomach


tae-oh enlisted already


Astronomy club is so funny


why do i see cotton candy flavored drinks on my tl


I have yet to use my air fryer and I’ve had it for months ...


“Did you your medicine?” “No.” “Why? It’s what’s keeping you alive.” “Exactly.”


I've had two sips of alcohol and im already feeling it. Hell yeah to drinking on an empty stomach


Going to sleep well tonight knowing that I haven’t been ratio’d by an editor


So we’ve got Alex Berwick saying 66 points is the target this season ( a jump from 55 ) otherwise it will be seen as standing still or failing We’ve got other fans saying if we don’t get max points in first 3 games we’ll be in trouble Can’t you tell the new season is here?


i love color palettes


I need a bestie fr


14 hr shift


Wanting to make another wol fancam


We are c!boomer’s hat


fortnite is boring play among us


Can i put an NFT on my nudes? They’re


Now have the sudden urge in wanting the 20th anniversary Blu Ray Edition of Smallville which is only £135 over here in the UK…


I do a have some solid one with me tho I wouldn’t trade my guys for nun


you ever just realize how depressed you are bc same


My coworkers made me feel really valuable today


I got 10 frames today in the mail, can't wait to hang up my photos


Sigh...But before I stream I gotta finish all the papers and projects I've been procrastinating on all semester


not awsten making me think he would actually resell an old piece of hiidef


I cleaned my crib from top to bottom today , dinner on I’m boutta have me a lil drinky drink


Nature Strip


i can’t believe im pulling an all-nighter just for an episode i will not understand yet!


Been playing the Mass Effect trilogy for the first time these last few days. It's very much a relic of old times. Didn't age well on several topics. Yet I'm quite enjoying it.


I lied .. put me back in the game coach


i will never forget when my dog farted and my dad blamed it on me infront of my grandparents


Whew I see the growth in me everyday cause I hate when people quote my tweets w their opinions but it’s just Twitter


Tag someone who trades futures but is still paying fees


Life isn't easy, but I'm not giving up


The heart still wants what it wants..


Smh my friends are sluts


Is it Co-Vid or Cov-Id? I really hope this doesn’t become the new S-cone or Scon-(e) debate


All I have to say is fuck 7-11


We almost just booked a venue that was on hotel nightmares with Gordon Ramsey. Always do your research


Gonna have to redo my pinned I just realized,,,,,good thing I dont have to deal with it until I get consistent wifi


my frickin ferrero didnt come with a nut


I bet not catch a mf pouring horny honey on my food


Praying for the Mario movie watch along


They want be married but still want be single wtf


It's pretty awful how some people who you was ready to give your life for desert you so easily


I absolutely cannot stand the length of my hair rn… I’m trying to accommodate my man’s dream of seeing my hair long cuz apparently A PHOTO AINT ENOUGH


Wow I miss Bryanna


felt a lil commotion inna back while i was walking


People be mad when you see them for the clowns they are


now I'm making food every early morning instead going to sleep


I'm too hard on myself these days but serves me fucking right. Me big and me hab sense but til do fuckry


Like & RT my posts for a free trial


When you get knocked back down you must get up again exactly what am gonna do not for me this time but I will keep going


I’m using this night to read all my bookmarks and listen to all my voice recordings So help me God


Just spent 15 minutes searching for my phone in my car. While using my phone as a flashlight


Imaging if all the minorities left the country, who gone work the stores


gonna be exhausted in the morning


i’m enjoying this baseball postseason no matter what. if toxicity is the way to go for you, then that’s your choice, and with that being said, it’s also your problem


So many people I unfollowed keep poppin back up , like damn can y’all go away


- Get some tall boys at Vista - Watch little to no election coverage - Stay off Twitter - Maybe smash a gummy - Knock the fuck out Election night


To attempt to burn off some of the yucky feelings I've accumulated thanks to reading and tweeting about #StopTheShock I'm going to put my earbuds in, listen to my favorite music, and see how much cleaning I can get done before my ADHD realizes it's being tricked


8 millones


Last night teaching in a studio tonight, back to zoom we go


I’m really snuggling under my thickest duvet with no ac on and I’m still cold. Covid vaccine, thank you for helping me save my electricity units


It’s definitely not slow for me


its so fucking how you know i got that AC pointed directly at my cock n balls


When you’ve been posting Tweets regularly for the last 10 months, and your first post dates back 15 months, it’s too late to claim you’re ‘new to Twitter’. Talk about putting the ‘twit’ in Twitter.


We have a mr beast burger place in Lubbock!?


Can we all agree on an emoji to use as a proxy for “this photo/video was taken before quarantine so don’t worry”? It would really save a lot of effort. I suggest


So tired of asking for bare minimum


Ordering food for pickup and still having to wait is crazy


everyone should follow the people in my bio


Imma just skip valentine’s day fr


Hello it is me, everyone's favorite soul swallowing tiger


I almost lost my virginity


Negotiating @user carpark cones is like a challenge from The Traitors


Florida and Texas really are trying to out-stupid each other.


7sept an important day on my calendar bc ethan and his content killed me


my cousin's bday is this saturday, which means I have to miss it and stay home to watch mcc pride


but like I said, anyyyyyyyy the fuckkkkk wayyyyyyy


i love to suck the head when i eat crawfish


What’s all the shite & fuss about a new news channel?!! @GBNEWS can’t people just switch over or off if it’s not for them! Why drag people down & spread shite!! What’s wrong with some people


Please someone help me with my plan, please


when your order gets cancelled because they’re out of stock so you order from a different location and they’re out of stock too


The way barca is playing Madrid is gonna whoop our ass on Sunday


everyone's a critic... especially me


Let me get 10+ likes and retweets on this tweet for a free play today. That’s been generous asking for only 10.. lol LETS GET IT!


I really be surviving off wine, water and popcorn


The patients I've admitted this night have run away


I’m pissed I have to stay another 30 days in the house


Good evening friends of Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba ,only three days now to wèèkènd


Check if you are on y00ts waitlist, then let me know if you don't have Liquidity.


I'm tweeting from my iPhone4 guys. Hi. HAHAHAH. Found my old old phone


Love when he let me play the main role


my temper so short lately …i fear i may be entering my jail era


Same vibes, same dreams but not the same feeling


i hate it when they fight


Wish me luck tomorrow starts my week in a whole new room


Ice cream with rum cream for dinner


bts performance in 5 mins


Avocados were made by the Gods bro.


The ID will not succeed this time. Let me go and study some more. Sigmund Freud would be proud


My parents get on the phone wit folks and just start lyin about me for no reason


omg.. pls shut up


i’m never talking to a man again time to be celibate


hi oomfs im back from school


i post my location everywhere i go because i go everywhere comfortably


oh no drama


my baby gone get some messy ass nachos when I get off


Ardan.


Okay here's to the females..my followers. Do you guys really catch the tears before your makeup? Like before your make up?? Because that's kinda heartfelt to actually see that especially if you're sad


$ADA added another block here, starting to look like a support zone.


i live in a world where hot cheetos ice cream exist, im scuurdd


P'mix are u watching CLW too


where do u guys order those lunchbox cakes i want one


The past or future doesn’t exist, focus on today!!


on my last can of baja blast


Kayleigh, Just GO AWAY!! Until you are called to testify, that is.


instead of working on relationship that’s not going to work, work on yourself


ready for my trip Friday


Good morning everiwan


Sometimes what I crave isn’t what I actually wanted


750 straight days of Duolingo but can I speak Spanish? the answer is no.


the misukazu in chikages sr backstage story


Of course jnel creepy ass at a Halloween store it might be another one of dem Halloween’s tho ya knoo


my head aches after drinking much coffee without sleep. so who's dumbass bitch now? yea it's me


should i make a twt and insta for my depop shop


why does everyone think im so young


ok acho que tou com crush no Ben do heartstopper


Keep me different lord


Ok. Ok. I'm gonna put down my phone and not look at Twitter and FINALLY finish AM route tonight lmao. See y'all after I storm Enbarr


ig school is more important than my own life


Anyone else ever farted so loud in their sleep that the group of ppl they're walking with in the dream all turn around & stare? #isitjustme


nvm I love sorry I'm so good at this


too in my head today/comparing myself to others


sexuality


was gonna dress in my cap and gown from last year for free donuts and then i realized theres no krispy kreme near me


How i let the day go by and not wish my man RICK ROSS HAPPY BIRTHDAY


Feela so good letting that squirt go


So ready for this one night away this weekend with @user


New new coming soon.


cant figure out which oomf is who but they all have sexy icon so idc


Hate that my thighs rub together while i run


Pat anit got no mind he’ll …..


i don’t fit into your little box, okay pal? i fit into that little box


Ronaldo jr , returned to madrids academy


Anxiety is an annoying bitch. I’m just laying here minding my own business, and all the sudden I’m shaking, nauseous, and breathing weird. Thanks brain.


I’ve been painting aaaalll day. Whewww.


Counting the minutes til I can lay down.


I want a FULL 7 day brain dead vacation.


This car accident really messed up my back more than I thought


i still think it's funny that the name i chose to use online is mushroom, when i'm allergic to mushrooms


I know exactly who is problematic in my family, and they prove my point every damn time. Not all family is worth sticking by


I like the galaxy they pay for everything


Oooh I cant wait to be off


“You sleep a lot...” I’m depressed, work 12 hours a day, and I have no motivation for anything....pls let me sleep and don’t shit on me for it


Imma say this once. Loudly. THE MEDIA NEEDS TO GET A FUCKING SPINE AND CALL OUT EVEEY REPUBLICAN LIE. GROW A DAMN PAIR. IT IS LEGIT YOUR JOB. #growaspine we should not be doing it for you. I don’t get paid to ask the rough questions YOU DO


Man I gotta drive to Puyallup after work


Difference between love and arrange marriage →Love marriage : Apni gf se shadi →Arrange marriage : dusre ki gf se shadi


i hope we all heal from the pain 2020 has caused us


My friend and I have made it our personal challenge to use the triple take so much and so effectively @PlayApex has no choice but to put in back in the care package


Getting my truck wrapped


Bro yeeted himself so hard his stream ended


I'm honestly sick and fucking tired of abusive men costing me my friendships


I’m really passed about missing the carnival, imma start doing shit by myself bro fr


Allergies and pregnancy do not mix!!


Who tf is even on the loona tour and is able to participate fully for all the dates


The Philly cheesesteak roll from Fusabowl


Everyday take a decision to love and forgive more by Jesus' help


Brats and these Johnsonville Firecracker sausages tonight. The sconnies better not let me down, @user


Girls talk is important


Look at all the bad things that they tried to do to you & you still queen of the earth & you’re beautiful


Get Sancho healthy and back into this team I'M TRYIN TO SEE SOMETHING


Its 1st Dec guys, 4 days to go.


that hot ass shower was so needed


I still can’t get over how useful @user is for rapid prototyping.


Our backs tell stories no book has the spine to carry- rupi kaur #TuesdayInspiration #PositiveEnergy


Did anyone else do the STI passing game in HS? 95% of students are given a blank piece of paper, 5% are given one that says STI. You walked around the room shaking hands, & anyone who shook the hand of the kids with STI's now has the STI? This is how #ReopenTheSchools feels


pray for my sister yall ! shes fine she just has no idea how to communicate


One day I’m gonna have everything I prayed for. BELIEVE IT


last year my top songs included joyriding and blonde let’s see what it is this year


Guys what if I did Ghost x 2010s Lady Gaga


So wait, is the majority-brunette cast supposed to be #TheBachelorABC’s idea of diversity?


Is there a crime Trump hasn’t committed ? Witness tampering , bringing up the rear.


I have to mute Cruz. His voice makes me sick to my stomach.


Facebook is nuts.


i just realised 2020 is 2020 backwards


Man I’m so proud of Ro and her business she just dropped a collection of products under her brand


The French being mad about North Africans coming to their country and "destroying it " will never not be funny to me. Who came to whose country first babe ? Now pay the price


i hope today will be a good day ;_;


Im so sick & tired of binge eating


Fun fact my 8 pack is somewhere underneath my belly


Cassie has a special surprise that she will unveil on Saturday


My niggas from the Lou so solid woulda thought we was from the same side


Come f*** with some winners then


Sometimes I forget that I really went into 2020 fighting for my life


I need an assistant or a social media manager


Guys with loads of tattoos


i need 8 hrs of sleep huhu


dancing to taemin songs in my mind


i miss seeing diff. twts from my fave people


The shit taste better when u let it marinate anyway


My son is 1 in 10 days


I am very tired so i think im gonna start heading to bed


One thing is for sure lilipas din to


What's happening to vivica fox face?


Missing my mama a lot today


Chicken fillet ala king breakfast meal + 2pc hotcakes


just realized that when my friends smile, their eyes kinda squint. so I know they're smiling even if they're wearing a mask


Idg why this man is texting me by this time


Robert Manfred, YOU ARE A CLOWN


I just want to let everyone know that it is groundhog season, and all the little chonks are waddling around today.


That money getting spint im every bitch type


Can @user drop Anywhere pls. Ive been waiting too long


bout to grill out then watch a movie on the projector outside


bby won’t you stay with me a little while


Native people always happy in their cage too self-doubting and without confidence to believe that change starts with us not by asking others for it


huaisang i miss you i think i will draw him again, yall wanna drop some outfits to draw him in


life may be a nightmare but at least i have coconut water


Was ready to stream and they decide that it was a good time to move up to stage 4 load shedding!


betrayals + breakups (both platonic and romantic) can be hard, but regardless of the pain/anger/disappointment that they come with I still very much believe in love and absolutely love to love and remind myself that I have not met all the people in this world who will love me.


The defensive shell…


You Got Some Women That Don't Care What Your Situation Is They Love You For You


could be smacked right now on plant matter.. but instead i’m floating on Sudafed


It’s December 1st- a lot of y’all got 1st of the month crazy checks today


Coming up next Deco Drive, @decodrive With News Entertainment Trio host crew @lmartinez7 @ShireenSandoval And, Why not host Alex, @imalexmiranda Safe evening, I am waiting for the show @decodrive


i gag every time i eat cause i’m tried of eating the same shit


Thoma haver... But at what cost?


hehe rose is being a perv.... i see u


I have been sitting in this parking lot for almost a half an hour


my pinned tweet doesnt get enough love


we have our road map planned out, it’s all getting so real now!!


my sister texted me while in class and now im on the verge of tears in the middle of lecture like a little bitch


Nobody: Me every time I see a pic of my nephew: AUNTY BUTTON NOSE.!!!


I wanna go on a cruz so badddd !


Beach this weekend would be great


i did the buss it tiktok thing


i love how my family LOVES Ka’hari.


Baby I being waiting for u since come let start lovii lovii now


Baby i got everything like the DOLLAR TREE


All you need is faith, trust, and a little bit of pixie dust


My phone never acted this crazy!


Also I got tipped $120 at work today and I have no idea what to do with my life right now


Bedroom feeling like Dubai


Tryna go 3 ina row today


#GameStop +30% in a single day with zero news whatsoever


Good morning all at #AncestryHour. Its been a while since I’ve woken up in time


when @user makes u go on a stupid walk for ur stupid mental health


did i cry for a good 10 min after reading millie’s card ? absolutely


it’s gonna be like 2 AM and I have nothing to do I guess I’m gonna rewatch Devil wears Prada


hailey got be real well what bout justin


honestly i think lio fotia and yuri leclerc would get along like a HOUSE on FIRE


It’s gonna be a long ass day


Pet peeve- I hate ppl in the Kitchen when I’m cooking..


Thank god steph's back on IG


There are ladybirds in my room. Winter is coming


Telling my mom about the things I've been doing around work


Tv is supposed to be an escape from reality. I dont need to see covid on TV shows now.


I drank a 5 hour energy and I feel like a nauseas crackhead wtf


might as well try and get some work done if i’m staying up till 2pm


I can’t sleep at night because your always on my mind


Didn’t realise Chelsea and Brighton ended 0 - 0.


i wanna say something but ik i’ll get cancelled so i’ll stfu


a while ago ben literally said that he doesn’t have any pets because he’s not really an animal person but now he suddenly stopped eating red meat because cows like music????


i can’t believe i bought them fuckin shoes and now i might not get mine


when u realize euphoria is just a show about dads


We have lots of beautiful pyjamas for your kids and adults as well


Sum ceviche today


“Hey” Idk how i should feel about that.


i say "message me" but stop replying after the first day, my bad y'all


If any of you have an accent, please send me an audio.


I’m already irritated and I just got home.


Thank you lord for waking me up everyday


Ya boy is spoiled


I’ve been on a Flip or Flop binge lately. And I’m obsessed, speaking it into existence, I will flip a house before I hit 30


A month later and this Blxst album is even more bumping than it was to me at first


vote n i’ll send you nudes


Haven’t seen a project get as much volume as jimmy yacht club rn in a while Is the bull back?!?!


bitches think they slime then we both gone be snakes


Still can't access my tech support ticket. What does our outsourced IT do? Remote into my computer to try and access the ticket.


Already having serious FOMO for #CollisionConf *AND* #SNH22 next week! You know I'll be following along with everything social, so keep me in the loop!


Bones is back finally! Just a reminder btw that anything made by me or Jane will be posted on our main Twitter page @user this page will mostly be a backup for retweets and maybe some non-MLP stuff we make when we get there. Happy lewding everyone!


I hate when I’m trying to grab something to eat and it’s packed


CSS MCQS Based Preliminary Test (MPT) WhatsApp Group This is group is designed for all those who are going to appear in CSS MCQS Based Preliminary Test (MPT) screening test of #READ_MORE


Now on #CNN: I’m an elected official and I believe so much in my message and am so anti-Trump that I’m… not seeking re-election.


Tutu has been living her best life with @user


Don’t love trump but imagine supporting biden and kamala


Seeing my friends make moves>


Hey guys, made this Twitter so I have fun with y’all on OF


“I wouldn’t do it like that.” Nah, you can’t do it like that, I never asked for your opinion, this ain’t never that.


Hardly use Facebook and when I do decide to scroll down. Guess what? Someone’s having a child


I didn’t go to my classes today this morning so I can go vote, that’s a valid excuse right??


Now I know why Ole hasn’t been sacked, @Cristiano is taking over as player/manager next season


Yo, You are so amazing! This week is your time~ Goodbye Beautiful~~~


I just need you to hug me to help me get through the day.


#NRGCircleRave @user lets get lonely together


Summer classes start Monday and my financial aid still isn't situated. Jesus on a Triscuit this should not be nearly so convoluted and time-consuming (I applied for the summer semester at the end of JANUARY).


I don't know just how it happened I let down my guard Swore I'd never fall in love again But I fell hard Guess I should have seen it coming Caught me by surprise Wasn't looking where I was going I fell into your eyes ...


Went to pick plums and still can’t finish this work


Holy shit I just got a retweet from @user What an honour


Since when does wawa have sizzlies w beyond meat


You've been complaining that Abanyarwanda batufuze bubi but you are yet to see the Chinese ruling and judge for yourselves without anyone's explanation... Just watch


No, fr. Don’t ever put me on speaker


I want to do the Aguacero x Bad Bunny trend on tiktok pero me da pena


Steer clear when I’m aggravated.. let me calm down NATURALLY and get back to a respectful mood ! Don’t nothing make me more mad than a bitch telling me to CALM DOWN


Jus so y’all know this KongEBK so don’t unfollow


wanna make sex memories cause we make the best memories


Now it starts sprinkling in Moval after a musty Christmas


Have you heard? @Playboy plans to launch its #metaverse mansion on @user The company is also launching its Rabbitars #NFT collection.


I’m smoking Jet fuel


Been bumping Devour all day


I thought about doing a post with a bunch of pics but it’s all just like can’t share this can’t share that


a broke down dusty bitch stole my mf airpods today


Who tryna go see Tokischa at bravo bravo?


i need more mutuals that spread awareness and read the room because damn


she disturbed my peace now I gotta distance myself


Just made bomb chicken cheesesteaks for my rents. I was so close to buying vegan cheese for myself but decided to just eat mine without cheese. 1st world problems.


New Governor Now good


Easter over roll on #Mayday ...... Who do you vote for in May in #NIreland not one of the parties worth the energy or fuel to go vote for them !! In other words #NotWorthAFuck


I’m so glad God showed me a long time ago who was really my friends


Wasn’t our best performance but massive 3 points from the boys! We move


Why is Gabriel farming


Do I have hair on my head? No Do I have hair anywhere else on my body? Also no


We need to petition the government of Finland against Simon Ekperima


My sleeping pattern is messed up so bad!..


why don’t y’all mf’s dress baggy anymore


he was scared to reach out to mitchel


anyone else dog toes smell like fritoes


I am very proud of Louis for everything he achieves, he deserves everything beautiful in this world, since he tries hard to keep his fans happy I love him so much


I don’t do revenge. I delete people


Our body are solid and density organ and bone being human we ultimately we need land #Takecare


we wit allllllll the shits over here


Kai having a bad day I just wanna buy her shoes & that's my problem


one of my managers saw me without a mask today and she couldn’t stop staring. i was so confused but she told me she just cant believe i have such a pretty face omg


Prepping a Malay presentation at 1-4 am and writing down what to say in a word document


Just finished watching Night Stalker


I be having a whole ass attitude if i don’t Jack off


Im Not Going To Be Live For The A Few Days Need To Get A New Ethinet Cable But When We Are Back We Will Be Teed


Omw to the dmv and the radio is playing W.A.P thats a great way to wake me up fully


I thought you know what the vibe was


The v17.40 update is already on build 700+ this is gonna be a good update!


Go blow for blow with any Mexican


Thiago Silva The Rolls Royce of a Defender...absolute legend


My therapist said I should go on a solo trip before starting my new job but she’s not offering to pay? Sis


Every morning sinecheck ko Kung ano ung last na sharrepost ko last night


Day number of th quarantine doesn't really matter but I am chilling with a sleeping kitten and @user this is a pretty good day


I’m tryna be bro personal throat goat


making jokes about trauma is so funny but at the same time i’ll likely be banned for it


Got white toes like a basic one


Anyone else feel like you're being circled by vultures whenever you're in a Best Buy? Thank you, 80th person to ask if I need help, but I can pick out my own damn video games.


just found out i have to finish my incomplete in a week


I bought brand new couches 3 months ago and my cat has mad it his mission to destroy them


Nigerians are just Kenyans on steroids


why do mom jeans make it look like i have a dick


happy birthday to the one who’s always there by my side no matter what @user i love u so much


feeling very unstimulated by the ppl in my life atm


Hi @dothebartman1 and @liannesanderson - I think you were both magnificent on #Newsnight today. And sadly many of us also knew exactly what would come in terms of abuse after the penalties


Doucoure tomorrow and our midfield is a million times better than last season.


I love fried crab


gem season starts tomorrow


But it only takes 1 of em to get it right then we all back in good graces


Y’all stressing over gas prices like y’all don’t do coke,ain’t that expensive too?


Ayo stop putting me in these twitter dm group chats! Idk y’all


Ugh I guess it’s cold szn


Oh look the terrible @btsportfootball adverts for the Premier League are back.


Just a friendly reminder to break up with your dead weight boyfriends


Hiya Ma Flowers, happy #TeddyTuesday. Bin a while and ey'm catching up wiv all the sadnesses. May be a while til ey come on again. Stay safe, stay well, ma furiends


Any k pop group stans who speak on jd and his personal life, should get the worst and miserable life in the world and the group they stan should be forgotten forever


el is so pretty in s2


I thank you, momma Oya


People who were celebrating resale of alcohol a few weeks back are now moaning #alcoholban @PresidencyZA must offer counseling for the trauma it caused


If I pulled a you on you how would you feel.


I constantly looking for new wines to try....not sure if I like this road I’m headed down


A thread of interesting things from the last week or so.


8-0 Wigan , now that rings a bell


Anyways fuck that bitch, I hope she trips on her way home


Pressure Haus. Is really Next Level


Ordered my Bills jersey in the beginning of August just to have it not even be here by the home opener


Truck on beam and clean


In the mood to make a single digit addicted to her adult girlcock


Found the @OU_Softball game on ESPN+. Wow. What a bomb by Elam. She's en Fuego.


If 2020 has taught me anything, it’s that I have an unhealthy obsession to pickled things


I literally just gave myself a HUGE headache because I've been reading the whole question wrong, fml


Vagabond ep 7


Hello to the fans of Prison Break


Wicket pe wicket good


4 everybody


maybe in our next life, mi amor


Lmao my ashy legs be making a point since i got tanned up this weekend


When i was away .. some friends became just faces sum ppl grew apart bt you stayed right in


Since we're all #PhysicalDistancing ourselves, I know we all struggle w/ feeling like we really want to get out & escape. For some, they can satisfy this feeling through reading fiction novels, watching movies, or staring at photos of faraway places. Thread


yesterday i went to the store and they already had christmas stuff up


Udemy is such a gem


i wont be able to pick up anything that falls on the ground


If I see James Charles ass on feed one more time.....


Ribs for breakfast cuz why not


Putting on a show my mom watched (that isn’t a novela) so we have something to talk about aside from stresses in life. Is … this .. growth, a life hack?? Both?


ayyyyyy just got the drop for Valorant


Make you forget all abt them hoes


Really be wanting my friends to pull up on me all the time


Found a couple cute things today thrifting with @user


anyways im just going to cry myself to sleep goodnight


have i been doing the same quest since dragonspine came out ? yes. is it the in the mountains quest ? ....yes


you’re right roku tv…… gamer mode HAS turned on ……


I love beta cucks that are sluts for pixelation


I was going to make a joke about this umpire being as bad as the umpires in the Mets series, but it turns out it’s the same crew.


I cnt stand this slow ass rita’s


My Head So Damn Small


#NintendoDirect was amazing!!! So many games to look forward to! They really brought it this year


Learning pole dancing


Who #20 on the Nigeria women’s team


maybe i should do my hair next week


one of my irls is getting on my fucking nerves


If you live fake rich now, you’ll retire real broke later. -Chris Hogan


//I lied I’ll be free til 6 (its 4:41) I can still yak


so nervous I could literally throw up


I like this person a lil too much


It doesn’t even make sense for me to be as tender headed as I am


Current obsession: checking prices on large format cameras on eBay.


Come on madrid, this’s frustrating tbh. Y’all bad in every league


Best advice I can ever give anyone is to tell that person irritating you to get fucked, don’t give in and settle for anything, put your happiness first, and fuck what anyone thinks of you cause in the end it’s just between you and whatever higher power you believe in.


Every memory keeps bringing me back Don't wanna be left in this way Yes I was wrong oh you were right I wonder if I had listened to you one more time


Pretty mad that bleach tie-dye became a thing AFTER I decided to throw away/upcycle/donate a bunch of clothes that had tiny bleach stains on them.


me going back to training


good morning to anyone who sees this. you’re amazing, no matter what


How does a penguin get to school? It rides a b-icicle


I hate having rbf. it ruins my pictures


Ugh some people are really out there being so hateful, this place has been really toxic lately


First night back playing football. I think I need to go to hospital