Life is sooo crazy


Dalon told me that if a movie was ever made about my life I would be played by either Ellen Page or Millie Bobby Brown and I am not mad


Birthday is 19 days!!!!!


I’ve been up since 730, my eyes are on fireeee


Finally employed again


Rosy rose


I just got an account from -120 mmr to 3000 mmr in one day


A negative mind can’t produce a positive result


I just had a fire ass burger


off 1Tenth


--NEW TAGS FOR ENHA


Love waking up in pain everyday


Nothing gets my anxiety going like an existential crisis


We need some new FJB videos! Everywhere he goes!


This workout after work is gonna hit for sure


Jack Harlow just favorited my tweet and I didn’t even @ him in the lyric


I’m sad that Nicolle is off this week. I wish she could be here for this


Gonna go live at half 6 with some Until Dawn, you should drop by imo


Non combat job yeah give me that


Ate good asf


My Nephew Testing My Patience Today


never was in competition wit my homie, if you ever felt like we was you not a homie


Genuinely so excited to click “Start Streaming” tonight. It’s been so long


left for 2 days for a work trip, came home to my fiancé listening to lil peep Lots must have happened while I was gone


Now I know my MacBook Pro is so old and extinct - I am struggling to find compatible keyboards and monitors on Apple store, and surprisingly on Amazon


Man I want an owl


So Eruption is fun


Me On Netflix I’ll just watch one: Episode Epison Epason Eason Season Whole Damn Day Gone


He’s faithful on fb but a hoe on twitter


I’m not perfect but I’m definitely worth it.


praying we both heal from the things we don't talk about


lmao mfs gmfu if they think im not finna take my tips


I wore make up for work and don’t wanna waste it so I’m thinking about streaming some Elden Ring tonight


ugh i love miguel


Confession: I am going to create a pfp flipping account in the new year so I can invest in more 1/1 art. I feel simultaneously greedy and altruistic about this concept. My favorite thing about NFTs has been supporting artists so they can spend more time on their craft.


Me: I’m think I wanna buy this book. My dad: Brendan can you even read?


Can’t stop. Won’t stop. GameStop.


Just got stardew valley, goodbye what little life i had outside of acnh


The animation when Rika and Ai have a talk on the rooftop is


Forgot to do my Renaissance countdown yesterday because I was busy losing my mind about Lea Michele being Funny Girl... Ms Crenshaw I'm so sorry


she's a 10, but she doesn't play Super Auto Pets. 3


Trying to watch two matches at the same time like


the real reason i can’t draw with pencils is because i chew off the erasers


TWICE-JUNE COMEBACK RED VELVET-SULRENE UNIT BLACKPINK- RUMORED COMEBACK CRAVITY-DEBUT TREASURE-IS EVERYWHERE -


i haven't posted any bayo 3 clips bc i'm not proud of my performance so far


Why are pads and tampons so fucking expensive?? I used up my last of both last week and now my period decided to come back and I’m out of supplies but didn’t budget for more period supplies until next month


Love the way the Mavs came out to start


I’m a hooters girl now


WINE FOR MEH


Larry think he slick he made me his stuff and ain’t send me my money yet


Can’t pay for your sins w money


tax free week starts this weekend


if u see me online after i said good night, leave me tf alone. it’s either i cant sleep or im having my me time.


pwip! pwip! Yeah I'm really gonna figure out which of 200 browser tabs is making that noise across 5 monitors before the little speaker animation goes away Probably an #altcoin ATLing anyway.


when i woke up at 10 am this morning i didn’t know that i’ll finish the day in the middle of a moshpit fighting with half naked sweaty dudes


Mfs always got something to say about what I post


Erod back?


Can i just bring up that jude is doing a collab with wayched again


More business attire for signings


Mega 99 kind of night


Wow no @Qantas code share flights with @Emirates for early next year. Still aiming to see the rest of my family in 2021


Heard he fucked my bitch yea you know that bitch a dub


Billions.... Damn... Axe is a monster. S5E01


well it’s 7:30am the moon is away & the sun is peaking through the blinds, i think that means it’s finally time for this vampire to get some rest. my sleep & life have been revolving around this comeback, idk whether that’s good or unhealthy but that’s where i’m at. goodnight


I’m with pepli one mistake or even 100 doesn’t make the love untrue we are humans we learn from our mistakes


My Ex girlfriends are enough to occupy the seats on my wedding.


playlist de morat y a ser feliz


#letusseethebakugancarson IM GONNA NEED @user TO PROVE HIS WORTH AS A HUMAN BY SHOWING US HIS BAKUGAN COLLECTION


I don’t trust niggaz that don’t take care of they kids


You should uhh follow @user


Your reach isn't dead, you are just surrounded by people who doesn't share same vibes.. that's it


A knife did not kill hazrat Ismail A fire did not burn hazrat Ibrahim A whale did not eat hazrat yunas A sea did not drown hazrat Musa And indeed Allah is with his men and beshak he is our protector and guardian


It’s od hot


you fought for her and told her how much she meant to you but when it came to me you said ‘ I’m sorry’ ahhh yes that cured my months of depression


nobody comes out of there way for me ever, so i will forever go out of my way for me and only me


Please forgive me, i kno that im stingy cause baby im gang boutcha.. aint playing no games boutcha


I’mma slap one of you weird ass niggas


I don’t feel like I look like me anymore


I’m just tryna figure out why my ppl thought it was ok to have the a/c off and have it 80 degrees in here


Mfs be rapping fast as fuck not saying a got damn thing


Blew that whistle early whilst we were on the attack


Nice. We might finish 12th in league one


Sad to hear that there are only two music genres left, persona 5 music and minecraft music


What the hell is Hantavirus ?


invite me on y’all trips please


i hate rest days from the gym, i don’t be knowing what to do wit myself lmao


Hi, You are so great and amazing. This year is going to be amazing. I Love you Lots!


Call me petty but I can care less about congratulating ppl or saying happy birthday when the same isn’t reciprocated I’ll scroll right pass like you do my shit be blessed


Love how my auntie got me a bottle of Buckie, it’s the small things


been cleaning my room since 11


i want some peppers


If it’s that time , my body need to just stop playing


That text he posted from her just made me so emotional….I know she was in so much pain


BT MATHLETES meet 2 is tomorrow 11/3/21 bus leaves at 4:30 and will return around 8:15. Arrange for your rides


the way Manchester United is scoring Liverpool, I'm sure Ghana Black Stars can win the World Cup


ignoring calls i use to answer on the first ring


I just love the way Sukihana says "pretty"


Watching a Netflix episode of @Jeopardy because I can’t deal with the current host.


Always ready to listen and learn


i need to re-evaluate the leaves i've plotted for this year


I be wanting ppl to roll my blunts for me


Since space is infinite there’s no way to prove that I’m NOT the centre of the universe


now I’m excited to go to cali


Sitting on a train at 1am with a 3 hour ride ahead of Me with another 5-6 hour car drive waiting at the end of it. I'm high as all hell listening to old spongebob music.. I'm doing great! I hope you are too! Happy Monday


i’ve had a headache for the past 24 hours and i have no painkillers


It’s a good time to be live right now. The big hosts aren’t on


I was practically a virgin before I started porn I had only slept with two people ..


Spare 10 bffs?


was straight up having the worst day of my life and then i finished a book, ate a chicken and pesto sandwich, found a cute jacket, now i’m gonna get a bunch of fruit and watch a movie.


I've just cleaned the inside of my windows.. so that's what colour my lungs are? Oh well.


Gonna get a blow up bed and camp on me decking @ this rate


this liquor done went to my coochie


we was fucking ina shower lastnight


gonna take a self care bath with some fresh rose petals


OOOOOOHH LDSS SS23 F WORD!!!!


Consider it locked in


fried pork chop , squash , green beans , honey cornbread & maybe some rice


guys my lucky number is 22 so now that it’s 2/22/22 at 2:22pm age 22 i should totally get a follow from @Shotzzy


opportunities of a lifetime


I don’t know how to style my hair


MULLINS IS 5/5 AT LEOPARDSTOWN!


my Son So Mouthy


Tall guy and a short girl is the cutest couple ever


The dash, it's digital, the schedule busy My head in a hoodie, my shorty a goodie My cousins are crazy, my cousins like Boogie Life is amazin', it is what it should be


Sucks when you have nobody to go get tacos with


no sleep & shift is 8-5 & probably extend


i wish i can change my voice and face shape


is lovefool a trending edit audio on the clock app ive heard it like 7 times now


the key to being a good trader is find someone elite and steal all their alpha.


someome asl taehyung to record me a little goodnight message for me ONLY so i could listen to it before going to sleep


i wonder if anyone is gonna notice


i keep waiting for today to improve


Jamie’s my bitch now


we was so high lastnight, i ain’t smoke like that ina minute. my eyes was so chinky


*clears throat* ladies and gentlemen I will be playing Dying Light with @user tonight at 8pm est. she will be live streaming it, so you better be there. It will be loads of fun I promise


Thank you everyone who made my KC trip wonderful! I’m definitely going to be touring more in the future after realizing how much fun it can be.


#Shivsena single party who took claim of destroying Bambri Masjid with pride in 90s but when Ram mandir is been built none national news channel acknowledge thier efforts or mention thier name this shows how much media channel are controlled to speak truth this days @ShivSena


lrt if you see me rt this no you didn't


Been craving Olive Garden for like a week


Make ya nigga eat me up


$TZROP is up 316% this year It opened the year at $.95 and at one point was up 793%


deket virtual, baper virtual, pacaran virtual, selingkuh virtual, sakit hati virtual, galau virtual, nangis virtual, move on virtual


Tom Brady wants to have attitudes with people when they ask about his #NFL future smh. Nobody told him to keep playing at 45 and end his marriage just so he could be with an 8-9 team. He did it himself.


Applied for another job and got an interview tomorrow at 9:30 pray for me, this is all I want.


That 600breezy post made me sad.


Smoking 3 joints and still be able to have a panic attack after. If anxiety was for sale…


My backyard is flooded


Give me a good theme for me and yunho for atsd and i might use it


i finally decided to make an acct for MJ


I been in Philly almost two weeks and still didn’t have enough time with all my family


all client work will be done by today and possible header post tomorrow


I had an temp solution for the mic but since it doesn't work now for some annoying reason. I'll skip today's stream. I should have an new mic tomorrow.


I wanna drive up to the beach this weekend


I would’ve been preparing for Leo to be born this weekend


Baqq on my Vaporwave bullshit


Me & Bff bout to hit the streets soon as I land in Atl Thursday!


I took losses but I still won again


You cant cancel Pewdiepie. Stop embarrassing yourself.


Well I'll just shut up nalang since hindi naman ako talkshit


Mfs ratting will never sit right with me


I’m telling you this now. @T_Conk1 gonna be a problem this year.


Things would be a lot easier if you could see the songs I play on my Spotify


voteeeen I am voting for #MTVLAHITMYUNIVERSE as 2022 #PremiosMTVMiaw Hit Global Del Ano


I’m really boutta graduate


a lot of people always rlly enjoy my edits so i wanted to say this for anyone who is starting out/wants to: don’t compare yourself, especially not your beginning, to where people who have been editing are now! i have been editing for the past four years, you’ll grow with time


Jose arguing with top reds


Ppl need to stop with why didn’t u invite me Abeg there’s covid outside plus we are not that tight get over it


Stupse now Jackson too ? I can't even


Alright I’m sad all of a sudden no one text me I’m binging something and going to bed


people at work keep using me like a personal google


I swear to god 2015 does not feel like 5 years ago


I always have the most interesting conversations with my grandmother, this weekend I decided to go big and chat about religion


Shte.


Do y’all see me in an Audi or an Infiniti ???


New pfp coming soon I think


Do “llf “means laughing like fuck?


The quarentine has helped my caffeine addiction. But imma pick it back up.


Blue checks get curved too


Fried pork ceviche with banana chips>>>>>>>


Old man just bought my first round of drinks even tho I look like hot garbage . Thanks granddaddy


Go concurrency, “If more than one of the channels are ready then it randomly picks which one to receive from.”


Nighas are gifted


My boo took me clothes shopping today cos my baby belly don’t fit into anything anymore. He’s the sweetest.


I wanna be one of the gym girlies so badly


trying not to play bingo they tore my ass up yesterday


I hope I get accepted into police academy.


I got an 90 on my 10 page paper that I rushed writing last minute. Working under pressure & procrastination definitely pays off


Who do y’all think is gonna be the first one to wear 0 for your respective team?


Hey Tammy, @TomiLahren , you’re NEXT.


While 1:1 conversations are a common practice at many organizations, most fall short today. How to make it better


My face is a seat. Sit on it


I changed my mind I’m not the biggest fan of Gemini men


real people can obviously queerbait maybe not in the way most people think but be fr


I need to take a damn nap before LNC starts. I’m not about to keep fallin asleep in the middle of it. That shit is so rude


Just got icytools premium.. let’s see what it’s all about


i got a good spirit! there’s nothing buttt GREAT VIBEZZZ when you’re around me


I’ll all here for catering to a man who deserves to be cater to! Keep me happy. Be loyal, and baby you will get more than a home cook meal every night


The gut-wrenching sensation of wasting time shared with a icon


stan ruel for a better life


I need to stop making decisions that I end up regretting


Is there a good way to eat French onion soup cuz like this is so cheesy and like I have to pull the cheese out


Don’t think it’s being talked enough how fantastic it is that STH get free Apple TV memberships. That’s how you build brand loyalty, baby


I want to go back to Mammoth


I wish the movies had good movies out


lol the doctors I work with so cool all we do is clown


Knowing that I have an open wound in my tummy


Seeing how long my commute home is today took me to a dark place for a second


Luna 8ball irl stream + @user ?


Outside is really a bop


I Ain’t Cocky iM CONFIDENT


Life never gets easier, it's just you getting used to its trials and getting tougher day in day out


some of y'all really wanna make me invalidate your religion


been at work all day jack


it was literally yesterday i was thinking 'damn when are we gonna get some more harrow county news?' and then today it happens. it's almost like i can control reality or something??


I love the people that invite YOU to something and then bail at the last minute


Ion like when mfs tell me no


Stream at 6pm cst today


I wonder how many shoes I'm gonna have to get till I realize it's a problem


Made up with the younger lads tonight yeno, fuckin boss


Went for a pee. Missed the Nunez goal.


I’m voting #TheAlbum on #PCAs 2020 is #MapOfTheSoul7 by BTS (@BTS_twt)! Shining through the city with a little funk and soul So I'ma light it up like dynamite


Now sometimes when I see whew chile, in my head I’m say whew CHILL-Aay


That air purifier like that fr


all I gotta do is look at this man and I’m ready to, yea


My dad is fucking some girl thats like MY AGE


i would rather be recieved with cute flicks than nudes


Somehow my cousin from DR got my number... Time to get a new number


When he makes you blush


The selloff in $CORN is downright shucking...


I hope you all got out of #doge without too much loss and enjoy the profits you made. Greed is a funny/dangerous thing. Its fun whilst it lasts. I was gifted 8800 doge coins for my birthday back in February. Turned out a nice little gift. Now that profit is in #BNB & #VeChain


the maintenance guy from my job brought me lunch n then coffee.


Sit offside sittt Wasit e pcx


With all that is going on in the world, everyone is doing there own little bit including @user for finally putting up his curtains, baby steps I know but hopefully he fucks off the scarf with a T-shirt


Y’all will never catch me laying on the floor begging for a man to love me the way I love him. Biggest L on his part


I guess today is going to be the day of receiving shitty news


Some people not worth loosing. . Heavy on respecting the few that's always there


With DDR5 a PC can now support upwards of 1TB of RAM To put that into perspective, it's almost enough to run Google Chrome


only wypipo bring their dogs out to eat.


I had a dream about my 1st ex, that shit got me horny


trying to sleep alone when your so used to having ur boyf next to you is a heartbreaker. I’ll be rolling around trying to sleep till 4am in morning


Who knew you had to get bridesmaid dresses so early


Coworker ”damn these allergies be getting me this weekend” - umm yeah ok


Watching smtm9 is about feeling the frustration for Wonshu losing, channeling my kpop stan side and streaming his MVs


not to suck my own dick but i looked hot today


Mistakenly bought a pound of something called "Land O Lakes Light Butter." A terrible realization. It contains, among other things, tapioca and xanthan gum. I live in Wisconsin. This product should be against the law.


Send hug pls


I just want to go to pound town


I be bored when my clients don’t show


OMG i can't wait to have sex


Dear Jesus, please put this boy in a mental hospital. We both know that’s where he belongs


OH JEEPERS SO MANY PEOPLE JUST LIKED MY RAINDUO ART TYSM


I got the hotel book and I’m getting waxed tomorrow, I have no idea what to wear, any ideas


Sam and I went to Ulta earlier and as I’m picking up makeup, I’m like where tf am I really going


At the gym with my gang


I’m the only coworker who hasn’t taken a day off (besides my usual days off) or called in during this whole quarantine. Like I need a vacation. I’m stressed


Nobody knows my Bestie the way I do! I get the raw and uncut her


bestie hopper


Soooo ready to get off work


Market used dump! Lapras flinched. The portfolio fainted! You received 50,000 $sos gg trainer


Quality time with quality people. Da best talaga ang holidays pag nasa bahay ni Lola.


Working from home for 2 years and can’t bring myself to apply for a job to work on site


Might be pushing myself a bit too much, had to end stream early cuz I could tell I was forcing it and wasnt feeling well at all. Taking the rest of today and tomorrow off to let myself get back up to 100% quick. I don't want to burn myself out again, even if the goal is close


I’m scared that i might have MS I had started having seizures in December and then the bad one happened in late March/Early April and I was supposed to go to my doctor and have him refer me to a neurologist but i havent been able to go.


Good morning, have a nice day loff


Segue em anexo


Now if only I could find a Nintendo Switch


single but not available :/


The dr dead ass didn’t know shit he was doing w my biopsy now my boob is bleeding


I am going to bed and I expect to wake up to find Redbull running from the IRS, since their different interpretation was tax evasion clearly!


My man got a fresh fade and whewwww


It’s 2022 and some of y’all still don’t know the difference between tights and leggings


I could scream right now


i just want some bao buns so bad man


Apple juice is my fav kind of juice


Omg I thought it was a joke And they really got hacked!!!


I really thought I’d have my shit together at 24


True friends really do show in hard times


Mmk I need a volunteer “client” for my Intro to Functional Medicine course project. - 18+ and can give consent for PII - Ideally someone with health concerns (i.e. autoimmune, gastrointestinal issues, etc.) - Commitment to checking in over the next 9 weeks


my aunt just asked what my plans are for thanksgiving and i had to tell her i’m going to arkansas…. she said “let me guess you’re going to another concert”


I voted Yes for Braithwaite being confident taking that pen


No cruda during the last 9 days


I was asked to be interviewed on the news today at work and you know my libra sun and rising were READYYY


curling short hair is soooo annoying and I hate it, can’t wait for my hair to grow back


Omg yall it just clicked.. we finally have a.c.e on insta doing stories, aesthetic posts and interactions with other idols typa stuff we've always wanted to see :") now we just need yuchan on insta for unb members interactions


I haven’t rewatched Garfield or Tobey’s Spidey movies yetbut I can already tell Holland has the worst of the three


I really love my second job and all I did was orientation


I want cake. Like a whole cake to myself. Something very delicious


ion give a fuck how it started cause he ending with me


Shill me your best low cap $ALTs


Let me go back to the year 2019


Hate when I go to do something good for myself and my critic mind just berates me like I didn’t do a good job enough job. “You didn’t land your interview, you could of done better, they aren’t going to call you back, your a fuck up.” Like bruh stfu I’m trying my best


seriously though @ brazilians if none of you watch the second season of stella blomkvist then it means our chances of getting a season 3 are nihil so... please suffer for the greater good, por favor


It's occurred to me that the target audience for Precure now was probably born after Heartcatch aired and definitely born after Yes 5/GoGo aired So like This is 100% for the people that grew up with Precure back then I had not realized how long it's been


encore Z sur cnews


Ugh I don't even want to think of my dad and sex in the same sentence.


Wait hold the fuck up my Twitter just changed? What is this new Twitter layout shit


Is 47 too old to have posters of #RedRoses Rugby World cup squad on your bedroom wall #EnglandRugby #womensrugby #WearTheRose Asking for a friend @EnglandRugby


Some situations are cool once not shared


the scene in ep1 when we first see hopper standing outside smoking a cigarette…


All of my hoes get facials faithfully


y’all remember that one song from the original sound track of twilight? flightless bird or some shit? why does it get me every time


Why do they send you reminders so early about your vehicle service. Like ima forget by next Tuesday


i love my lawyer she beat all my cases


Fried Salmon - Cauliflower Sante Fe Rice & Asparagus


Don’t look for me,am looking for money


so BnW huh


My mom did a good job with my first and middle name. It flows beautifully


I full face of makeup for a swim day? Doesn’t make sense.


Mmmm hello wallets


my friend said “happy homes i fuck up that”


If we not together don’t question me fuck nigga


Is Relentless actually known to have no cooldown? The closest I've had 2 procs be to each other is 37 seconds in like 10 hours of pvm, I'm not sure I buy it


Ok, that was funny


Watching The 1996 NBA Draft


Damn Cali in less then a month. Time to run up a bag


Double workout just kicked my ass but not complaining because it help me keep one


i always have to keep telling myself that it's okay to be alone but sometimes i find myself crying and craving just for someone to hold me.


I’ll never be good enough because I don’t have levitating anime titties


No bc why was Hotch taken out of Criminal Minds


Great weather to work out outside


WEIGHTED BLANKET AND PURPLE PILLOWS I'VE MISSED Y'ALL.


Chick fil a wasn’t hitting it today and I’m sad


looking at renting a house


Love when Keemstar fans reveal themselves so I can unfollow


I am still not over Nancy thanking GF for sacrificing his life for Justice. The man was murdered! What sacrifice is she talking abt?


Me and my son taking pictures for every holiday so yeah


ranboo is v good at lying and making us believe him so hes definitely not in the uk bc he seems v sus but its reverse psychology (¿?)


Whoever just signed me out right before I finished a mycareer game... you got me good. I’m rattled


i'm so excited to black out this weekend


some bitch (who doesn’t even KNOW WHO I AM) tried to trash talk me BEHIND MY BACK to my friends they kicked her out of the gc


Smol Breasts Tsuku, But she has skull breaking thighs & one big cake


Idk what love is I can't tell


welcome to the new world baby @user ang kalat mo potaca HAHSHAHSSHAHA labyu


gemma is ridiculous too cos you were gassing paige to talk to him


That energy after talking to God hits different


I get so much stuff done when I’m not sitting in this boy face *sigh*


Salmon and shrimp tonight


Ate something this weekend that messed my stomach up big time.


WAIT WHAT FULL ALBUM PALA ????


Pimp not by choice


i wanna try a chopped bang w/ some long hair


I sure say tomorrow killers go dey shout “ corona virus y3 b) wo tuo kpeee”


Miami heat is a different type


The positive energy and good vibes throughout California today is unmatched. I love that for us! WE BACK!


idk much about what happens after they arrive in Marley but I'll just say armin is right


I’ll never date another street nigga


That styling is definitely luminee


Fi and i are theorizing


If anyone wants to know, Target doesn’t carry much for Draco stuff. I asked one of the employees and he laughed and went “No, and he doesn’t last long when he comes in”. Like Sir, you must know why I’m here then.


a man has never made me feel the way my chiropractor does


Vacation till next year


Good morning, Sunsh— well it's still raining outside yet it's still a wonderful time to be alive! Have a good one y'all!


Somebody that has a future does not do anyhow. We have guidelines and principles directing our thinking, speech & actions, deviating from them doesn't makes us who were are not. Shifting from your core values makes you a different person altogether. Be principled in every way!


I just want my mask from her house and I'm done frf


#Americans The Sham Supreme Court denied President Trump his right to protect his papers as President from the Socialist Dems for Jan 6 inquisition. So much for separation of powers. We should all do a FOI request on the justices’ personal deliberation papers on this issue.


LACA!!!!!!!! Game over. 3 points


I want curry tonight


Kroos being let down by his team-mates


I go to upload and of course MV is down :/ really


Man…what ever did happen to moombahton? I miss it being prevalent in the scene during the mid-2010s


In these past 6 months of being a father, I feel like I gained 10 years of wisdom. The way I move and think now is completely different. You can even hear the growth in my music. Can’t wait to give yal these gems


pizza lunchables is top tier


I don't know what exactly I am looking for, but I'll find it


When I need a confidence boost I just go on Instagram and search up the people I went to high school with


i was going to do the decorated hotel for my bf on vday but i literally just did that for him on his birthday which was in November so idk


debating whether I should go downstairs, stare at the snack cupboard - find nothing I want to eat and come back upstairs again


My law school application is in committee....


Just carried two babies and a dog into the store. I'm sweating


I be having good thoughts


$80 to fill up my baby ass SUV ? someone say sike


if you too tired be my bike, boy relax and let me ride it


at this point i’m basically dating alexis and alexa. we have a picnic date today


This dudes ass crack was showing in his quiz video


Same plan as yesterday, going flat until FOMC


The ASG jerseys look even uglier on


Next week paycheck ill have grossed over 50k for the year


LA is so beautiful


Oooh this one will be tricky. Create your dinner with spinach, mussels, béchamel sauce, and trofie


Why do the weirdest ppl be family members?


My homescreen really bomb


not me crying over a 2003 Chevrolet truck being sold Feeling: dumb


Bruh my account


How tf you shoot a two month old baby


not gonna stream today. another time perhaps


Why do random men speak to me on social media unprovoked


Drinking and driving is an absolute no ! RIP to those who lost their lives last night in Queens


Yes yes I love the hate , keep it going


#breaktheRules #behappy we broke rules because we wanted to be happy


people fuck up time after time and still think your the problem news flash bitch your problematic and i don’t owe you shit about why i cut you off


Once upon a time I wanted to be a space lawyer. Work with astrophysicists, international structures and companies to help the humankind to explore the space and benefit from it in the most effective and sustainable way. Now I share this vision for the digital art sphere.


I’m in love with Givēon I just found him yesterday


Finally finished Black Clover


Ivey starting!?


Ooohhhffff Jesus... get in @NFFC Wembley awaits!


buying new luggage excites me


Panera had an unlimited coffee membership for 8.99 a month. Right now they have a 3 month free trial. Enjoy your 3 months of free coffee and thank me later


2 tests down, 2 tests and 3 papers to go before spring break


Becoming less accessible, & the price going up


⌗ @user ¡! ɞ ≀ · you've received a hug from Jeonghan


#azzthespaz is a wicked cuss #hashtag ur welcome


Heh free money???


Can we laugh about the fact that I have family refusing to celebrate my adoption anniversary because it’s tied in with my pro-life views, but have instead prioritized celebrating the guilty verdict of an officer who they are convinced killed a man they DON’T EVEN KNOW...


i just remembered gator loki has a little strap to keep his helm on and


This girl dey stress Cross with this English thing


“edtwt would you eat thi-” YES


Watched The Color Purple for the first time ever tonight


My friends: “you wanna go out” Not in this fucking weather I rather be in bed with some hot chocolate and fuzzy socks


They’re actually trying to kill us aren’t they


Almost time to renew my phone plan but the unit that I want is not available.


Even Good accounts following कालवटी संघ members begin tweeting shit within no time. Itna dushprabhav h


Lakers tryna get pieces like Grant when we should be trying to get Duncan


MAKING CHANGES FFS!!!!!!!!


I want to like him, but no I shouldn't. Because we're just upgrading our game


‘yEs yOu nEed slEepY tiMe’ -kiya


y’all life really coming together i’m on a come up


got enough tattoos to the point where my mum wants one


i just wanna go treat myself at the mall


650 hours of load shedding experienced by South Africans in Six months (2021). New Dawn delivering.


I’ve been pushing off all this school work like


I filled out 10 job applications today


I can’t wait to get some Crafty Crab


aaaaaaa i can't wait later for them to drop the teaser


You can’t post on Instagram anymore without someone begging you to DM them to collab or to invest and make millions


Rest In Peace Dundray


Bruh my dog is so spoiled


Open to clients starting next week! Long form and short


Making steak nachos tonight


Salty I’m sick can’t even go to my lil sister game


Just spilled my water bottle all over my work station on my first back in the office


Just want to say just thankful for the close friendships I’ve made from here. Cant wait to hug some of you in March


im bout to curse this boutique out, i ordered a body chain swimsuit cover up & this shit just fallin apart


So you’re a miracle..like me


I regret not buying the green AirPod max now I’m stuck with the blue


dont forget to stream around you by hyunjin today or i will break your kneecaps


Wake up and Make This Money Driving in your Car.


I looove orange juice.


Lawky scared to get real happy cause when I get too happy some shit always go wrong


When i is replaced by we even illness becomes wellness


I see strippers are back to work


I wanna get into scrapbooking


Okay I'ma bet that no one will see this But if I made a lewd account for my OCs, would anyone really want to see that?


The way you texting your boyfriend, telling him I miss you hun,I need you in my quarantine,I wish you are by me. Same way if you need credit tell him don’t come and ask us


She got dreams of being something so I guess I gotta make it happen


New Vlog Dropping this Friday


blessings flow to me effortlessly


i think the biggest red flag in a man is when they start asking you what you mixed with .. like knee & grow now stop asking


I’m not the one to laugh about situations like this but... here I am


Anyone wanna get an apartment together? Not sure how much longer I can take living back at home


i’m bored and therapy didn’t destroy me so mutuals like this for a video direct


Smoke dates are my favorite


Women go for the jugular once they realize you ain’t got no baby moms lol no is not an answer


Not my dad asking for grand kids


Invested in Me & That Shit Feels Amazing


Oh how I missed this feeling


A bunch of the city forever, ever get to see a one of my pot in general?


Please, how do I correct my friend that her boyfriend is not fine?


Bought my bitch a necklace now we match


Well. Sh4p3sh1ft3r is about to come out in March


bye cuz im sick asf thanks to my mom


Any Varadker sighting yet to contradict everything Martin just said?


not me getting sponsored ads for keystone


Attempting to do a paint study


Since Lampard left. Chelsea haven't been conceding much and haven't lost but wow. These boys aren't fun to watch. They are just playing some dull football. Lampard left with all the goals


I wanna be like the other city studs and have a pineapple pony that sticks up but my locs not stiff enough for that


Instagram just monetized IGTV


“Where you from ma “ Iont know.


Anyone else know what these “until tomorrow” posts mean?? Making me nervous.


Now why tf did Spotify take off Successful


As long as im happy fuck the rest


The kitties love hanging out on the deck when it’s so sunny


“Take time to be kind and to say 'thank you.' Zig Ziglar #TuesdayMotivation


Who ever keeps calling me I promise you’re only gonna get my voicemail,I do not answer anyone’s calls


forgot i’m wearing lenses and put in my glasses


I'll never take any woman in my life for granted Women are good people Pliiss don't break my head


Today, too, i miss mingyu


You guys understand how much i loved Lungisa


We need to have a chat about how the premier league is the real farmers league


I missed feeling this overwhelmed by so much maxtul content in just one day


Nice of England to let all these teams that have come to play cricket in these conditions win a game in the series..respect..


Name something more iconic than pancakes and syrup. Wrong answers only.


Night findom


i really miss Jervani.


Grind time 4 sho


Tomorrow I get my first shot #CovidVaccine


First day at work was wonderful


Cause I love you for infinity (oh oh)


Any of y’all have bad nose bleeds sometimes? Because I be waking up to blood all over my face and my sheets sometimes


iced mocha cold brew from wawa hits the fuckin spot


love saving myself $20 by trimming my own hair


If someone wants to get food that would be great


Popping antibiotics like I’m popping sweets.


i met with a former porn producer and unfortunately my idea to add riff tracks to combat post nut shame was rejected. do not worry my fight is not over


suho is enlisting tomorrow


IM THINKING BOUT MAKING DIFFERENT DESSERTS THIS YEAR FOR THANKSGIVING


The skies are beautiful and blue!


Drowning At Work Today


if this was ride or die then you shoulda been dead right now


Salma Hayek in ‘From Dusk Till Dawn’


Oh wowwww!! Southwest is wildin. They cancelled my flight and isn’t offering another flight for 4 Days


WTFFF L'EVENT


i wanna show yall these valentines paintings i made but i wanna wait til february to post them


What happened to being sent money just for fun? Wtf step up your game losers


Too much on my brain mane dat pain run deep


You made my teenage years so much better. #EddieVanHalen


Why yous stressed about what people post, as long as they happy man


Still need a Valentine’s Day date in Nashville


Dear God, thank You for the grace You let me experience from day to day. Thank You for Your goodness and faithfulness always!


I turn into inspector gadget when I’m tryna fw someone & once i find what i was looking for I’m out the door Chile


I want to see @JaMorant and @_claxton33 on the same team


28 D-DAY


Sane creating havoc and being so cool


Just When I Was About To Throw In The Towel God Said NOPPPPPEEEEE


Dropping my albums of the year


Wish I have kids and spouse too so I can sell them to buy more $ONE


I think more tgirl tops should slide into my dms


I just wanna be in paradise with my babe


Just spent 2.5 hours cleaning the inside of my car. It's still not done.


When I was a kid I couldn't wait to grow up, and now that i'm grown, I just wish I was a little kid again. No worries. No drama. No stress. Just having fun.


it’s time to do a winter shop


people you love & respect get weird outta nowhere that’s why I never get too attached


andreas had to order another recycling bin because we recycle too much, now time for the neighbours to be jealous of our two recycling bins


It's called Trump Syndrome mf's! Welcome to the real world. Keep the mf's over there...we've done for the mf's already! Yet, you #kill your own f-g people #America?! Sympathetic to another Nation of people? We don't want to give you shit! Get ur Man to take care of them.


Why is my xbox Controller being dumb with my PC!?


does your hand fit in the pringles tube or are you normal


You bitches then turned Cashapp into a begging app


So quick update: I'm feeling a bit better now. And by a bit better, I mean my foot no longer erupts into agonising pain the moment it even remotely touches the ground


my ep is done btw


You know what I really enjoy? Lurking in streams and seeing the chat interact with the streamer and their face light up and smile. You all are the best


At the end of the day it's all about the numbers


I can’t stand people more and more each day


So ready to make this move. I miss my little family all under the same roof


Videoshoot this weekend and my barbers are acting up


Weirdest ishhh I heard was a person saying they manifesting and meditating BUT continue to allow the same thing that caused damage remain in their life … that counterproductive


Y’all on edge cause y’all mental stability garbage.


Last episode of @Power_STARZ ooooooooohmyyyydaysssss


Nothing bores me like internet strangers making fun of people’s spiritual gifts bc what the fuck do you know??


My mental health is not good rn.. Why I’m tweeting it is bc I have no one else to say that too.


I’m really my Both my grandmoms favorite grandchild. I get so much love


try to reply ah


Had my first mince pie of the season while watching (the always beautiful production of) Christmas Carol @user and I couldn’t think of a better way to start off the festive season


Rip my brother #upgrades


Hoping to get some answers for my babers today


I'm gonna stop watching football and patiently wait for #UFC249


Havertz ball later


Ya girl is loosing weight


First home workout of the #Covid19 era, knackered is a understatement Very very unfit


Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen. #ALDUBxADNMagnanimity


also Happy Rosh Hashanah to those who celebrate!


Doing a memorial video for someone so close to home, wow...


What the fuck is up with Vodafone 4g? It’s like dial up trying to watch flower arranging on the gram


They’re really getting The Donald the fuck atta there…love to see it…


You are weird if your posting a celebrity calling them bae/ect


Come to think of it , Mariah has met her match in Queen


just hanging out in the waiting room of my therapy group's Zoom call that started at 6 PM (I've been on since 6:03)


Watching my labor video giving me all the feels


#StevensonValdez is a fine fight it’s a unification bout it’s easy to make. That being said it’s not competitive. 120-108 Shakur


No Ben No Embiid and that shit left a huuuge gap in the Sixers, sad but this team ain't surviving this eh!


playing Secret Garden by #HEESEUNG @ENHYPEN_members and @BPM_LMJ every morning to cheer me up


haven’t written an ess*y since 2018 but i have to write two 1500 word ones in the next few weeks


ppl will block u but still have the audacity to take clout off your name lmaoooo


people ask questions on social media thats should’ve been taught at an young age


Geico is lowkey goated when saving saving 15% or more on your car insurance is the vibe


How do u tell someone you can’t stand them without being mean ???


what are some excuses to get off of facetime with someone


Bacon, avocado, tomato on a grilled cheese?? So good


I’m not one of those sexy dick suckers. Snot be coming out my nose, bubbles be up and down his dick but guess what we getting that nut in 5 mins or less


Been craving Carrot Halwa… went to the store, got the ingredients … please don’t be terrible


why did i leave my artist research for school until the night before


going to be starting a little earlier than planned! tune in soon for Persona 3 FES!


YALLL i finally got the results for my fired pieces and OMFG they are GORGEOUS!!! all the pieces look like different types of jade bc of the glaze *_* ..... truly the inspo i needed to get me out of my art block


bought that thing to fill my eyebrows and gloss


I love toxic shit , I gotta be stopped


Y'all have a big ol day! She gone.


I hope Jen opens the kitchen


All I Eva wanted to do was see niggas win


Watching @tomhanks In “Greyhound” on @AppleTV


If our bond ain’t locked in within these last few weeks . I’m snatching Niggas all 2023


i strongly dislike UPS. how am i supposed to get college work done if y’all never bring me my books


thoroughly disgusted in the people who genuinely like trump... blows my mind


Also for anyone into period blood. I’m down to sell normally worn panties but instead of cum my period blood


rt/reply to be in a ladynoir gc


Only time I come back to Twitter is when @MayansFX is back on. Ready to #rollout.


soft hours: — me slowly realizing that my use to be safe place will never be the same again, almost everyday may issue. me having a second thought if i should stay away from my fangirling life for the meantime or stay? but i just can't.


Thought my workout would fight my craving for a frap. But I’m in Starbucks drive thru


This world is fuuuucked


dawn can clean greasey ducks but we all got that one bowl with spaghetti stains


Harley really do everything for Mr J. But baby you need to know what Harley really capable of


Having to be 25 to check into a hotel is stupid, I can own a home but can’t stay in a hotel? Be Fr


Imagine being a vegetarian in Nigeria! Weytin you wan dey chop? Ugu and scent leaf?


Apparently I get very excited over text because my phone now autocorrects omg to omggggg


You have to do what is right for yourself Nobody else is walking in your shoes


See you at the bitter end


Leaves the dentist .. eat soft foods they say ... my greedy ass .. do I feel like driving to Leo’s for a Chicken Cheesesteak


$eth finally looking good again


That Rolling Loud lineup go crazyyy


The world is going crazy right now but Life is good


I feel like I’m bout to puke


I knew i wasn’t gonna be doing much at work


Piece of advice you may resonate with that I’m trying to apply to my NFT investments. Great businesses don’t get built in 6 months. They get built over 5-10 years. Be patient. Step back. Zoom out and don’t overexpose yourself.


drop ur fav nft project im sweeping


Take a deep breath and remember who the fuck are u


Gordon Hayward been playing like Kobe


Lord we been waiting on this train for 10 mins now but feels like an eternity


So @user & @user 18 months later and I’m still throwing you under the bus! I was chatting with @user today, and mentioned both of your names as “experts” who can give some next steps on some of the “deep lore” . You are welcome


Eric Bailey remains our fighter.


Travis Scott is so fucked up he makes the bums at the gas station look sober


Don’t bite, it shows you’re watching.


jesus god dating apps suck why the fuck is it so hard for me to find someone


tiba tiba teringat what me ain and qarina discuss about something in the car after listening to tae ig's story


I remembered to cancel a subscription before the free month runs out, tomorrow! Winning


#XRPL stats in Q3: Volume: $69.3B Fees: $1,063 Ethereum stats on Uniswap V2 in the last 24 hours: Volume: $1.5B Fees: $11,300,000 The government wants to force you to use Ethereum


I only miss you coz I realized how much you love me and never ask for anything from me. Wei wei ko


playing k dramas in the my tias living room NAISNWKSKWKDK she gave me the power and i took it


Confession: I didn’t know what a “Hair of the Dog” was until 2 years ago when my sister listed out hangover cures....


i really never dislike somebody so much


Astros 5 homers in one inning! Tying MLB record. Congrats


It doesn’t happen to you like...you see WolfShin and ...haha, feel so single and realize nobody will love you like Wolfgang does? Bcs ...haha... same


Nice whip to start the day $NDX


How did I even get started watching the babysitters club?


I’m feelin extra sad today


Let daddy show you what he has in mind for tonight.


they are gonna fuck up serquel aren’t they


I wana big ass thigh/ass tat next


Saying see ya later to my niece tonight is going to break my heart


I miss getting my hair pulled


Does any body else have that one person at work they for no reason don’t like, but said person always tries to make conversation and your just like fucking kill me


“I swear that shit felt like a heart attack”


How tf you think another nigga gone be real as I


goodniiightttt


iii wanna knock someone up i promise my strap will get you pregnant


Fosun better get there cheque book out so many chances just nothing that can put it in the net! Hard pill to swallow that


i opened up & still got hurt .. fuc them feelings


Bellingham stand up


Baby girl shines just like a diamond


damn i am so unbothered and laid back but then i have short-temper issues as well


How many boyfriends/ girlfriends do you have?


what to do when you like to play the guitar but don't wanna join the board track


Might go up to the blue ridge parkway with my pops today! Super hyped


Who wanna cook for me I’ll buy food


if you ONLY bought mmt albums/pcs from me ^^ i am packing right now! will be shipping out by friday


Find it mad that I prefer Roy Keane and Gary Neville to Carra and Mcmanaman as TV pundits. No where is that soap to wash my mouth out


If I have to go to college without playing any ball this summer I stg


i wanna go on the camino thing


I pulled out a skirt that I bought in June today bc I was trying to wear it for New Years and let me tell you....... it did *NOT* fit anymore.


Cold hearted fuckin stepper


I took a step back to see if you’d come forward. No longer waiting


Does anyone else’s skin flourish on/ after wash day? Mine always does.


Forgot about Kisaki twins birthday


First day back at work after 3 months off with depression only to come home and test positive for Covid.


Others reading your writing & engaging & challenging your perspective ~ a love language


I need help especially to my fellow #MingErs, if you see this account of mine, may you click the "follow" button. I really am so desperate helping trend #Saint_sup contents with all my might. Have a lovely day!


#LockdownSA is going to end in Spring "Fellow South Africans"


Bordeaux go still beat this PSG Na here we dey


Fuck Arenado


#HarryPotter #harrypottereilcalicedifuoco TARTUFO


One of my second grade students asked me how I got my muscles


also i have not been active all day and now all ive done for the past ten minutes is tweet but hi


Thanks Temple Wagenknecht for the follow


I have an exam at 8 am tomorrow which I was too unmotivated to study intensively for and now my phone’s cable charger is doing that thing where it keeps charging and uncharging repeatedly so everything’s really coming up Mariana


The single mothers were down bad last night


Y’all voted? #APOVotes


Good luck to all investors tonight. The the odds favour us


I can't believe Baileys disconnected their almond milk liqueur


Omg I haven’t been this busy since living in NYC. It’s so good but can’t wait to finish here, DC, then rest next week at home in Pittsburgh.


I got 2x spicy buldak ramen. This was a mistake, I may like spicy, but this spicy doesn't like me.


tomorrow I'll be taking my first uni exam ahhh but I'll also be waking up to bts fix you so that's at least positive


I have so much love to give but no one wanna receive


Tell me my mistake nt other cus am de one to correct it nt others.


Peter obi pple dey always make me laugh in as much as I'm not interested in any candidate


Somebody thats loves everything about you and loves to see you happy is a blessing dawg


want to make a twt acc that isn’t a stan acc but im scared of my brother finding it and i hate it here because


I did my diddy with these red beans


Gunna upload AGAIN tomorrow! I will be flooding the timeline with that premium content


These Coachella tickets need to GO Asap… I can’t even attend even if I wanted to…


Getting my run in before work is nice because when 4pm rolls around and I start dreading that I have to run, I remember I already did that and my evening is free.


Gotta love a woman with her own bag


The tl is eevryone either wanting a child and being soft for dadAdam or horny for Adams belly


BCG can be used for bladder cancer treatment. Amazing! The things you learn everyday


good morning it's been raining for hours


My niece called me 'uncle' for the first time tonight


Gm. Come swim with the biggest and the best


i miss conan gray


It’s really 80 and I can’t go to the pool


my bruises are ugly


Unpopular opinion : all blackpink songs in 2020 we’re bops and y’all have No taste


hell week sheeet


Yah no, ke e jele Chest today.


anybody else just think of they man and smile


Korpisalo 57/59 through 100 minutes


Lmao my grandma hates my piercings and tattoos


Lol no I’m blocking all of you


hi december ! i hope your december will be better


I wanne to talk with you


Everything I do I do it for the girls, the gays, and the theys


Better Call Saul needs more than 10 episodes a season


keep the luvity moots coming


when they always ask ‘when are u coming to see me’ and not ‘i’ll fly you out to come see me’


Caitlin Clark is a CHEAT CODE


Forgot I took that gummy


Ew. First shift is just NOT for me. I’m so exhausted.


Goodmorning! Bed weather kaayo. Lami kay palanay all daaay


In addition to today being 4/20 it’s also my half birthday


Ibrahima Barry Mamadou Tanou Barry Abdelkrim Hassane Azzeddine Soufiane Boubaker Thabti Khaled Belkacemi Three years ago. We remember you. We #RememberJan29. We must stand against #Islamophobia. #QuebecMosqueShooting


Now I gotta start to save up for those mecha skins


Ziyech fell off man, I liked him


math homework is suspiciously easy


Before anyone unfollows ! I would like to thank you all for supporting Me :) Thanks for making me reach upto 500 followers . Lov you


Just here in Virginia, feeling all the election night stress...


anyways just got done w my exams today n have my final one tomorrow


I’ve helped at least 5 people reach 6 figures this year… I just wanna brag alittle cause I really fucking does this


Persians have the coolest names. First and Surnames. Best in the Middle East if you ask me No bias whatsoever


BET Hiphop Awards tonight


Is anyone hiring weekends? Asking for me


manifesting 100 followers


And there's the next boy I'll disappoint with my ugly face


i wish nothing but the worst for all of u


so this my life now?? come home shower and study??


SixTONES!!!!


King kong kick the drum rolling on like a rolling stone #BTS (@BTS_twt) as #TheGroup for 2020 at #PCAs.


Another shitty @user season on the horizon


Can’t wait to get my UNC 1’s in


REALLY wanna go see Harry while I'm still in LA but REALLY don't wanna pay those prices


We have so many cost effective and home made ERP software solutions, yet some companies in Pakistan are adament to use bangalore base Indian ERP tally coz maal jo banana hota hai. This is what really discourages innovation and creativity when our own people look down upon it.


Chelsea up for it tonight and played well. We still could have drawn it at the end which shows how far we’ve come. Seeing them celebrating like they’ve won something, which of course they haven’t #LCFC


i'm not tryna be mean but if you're gonna steal form ateez, at least kee the song at the same high level. i get mixing sounds and noise music and all (and can) i genuinely enjoy it but honestly- just no


should I shove cock down my throat tonight?


PLEASE PRAY 4 A NEW FERAL PREGNANT MAMA THAT GWEN FROM TINY KITTENS WAS ABLE 2 TRAP, THAT SHE DOESN'T HAVE RW SO SHE CAN B PUT IN WITH MAMA STELLA & HER KITTENS. I'M WAITING ON ANOTHER! REPLACEMENT PHONE


Live :) on cb


Show no love , cause you wussup


My friend is stopping at my job to bring me @raisingcanes for dinner. I swear i have such amazing friends


the household r saying they prefer RoP to HoD


hopper boobs


Listening to a podcast about psychedelics for an article, learning randomly that Bicycle Day is a thing, and realizing that it's today


finally listened to all the songs from the album and guess what? blackpink has no competition. so happy for ma girls


Body is kinda fatigued out from weights this week, in recovering very well it feels like


I know ppl probably read texts from me like “ she is throwed”


I Don’t Know Why Mfers Feel Like They So Important That Mfers Gotta Talk About You Niggas Is Lame


Ain’t nothing funny about how somebody feel about your bad actions especially if it effects them


Ppl really be sitting around waiting to post happy bday on fb


Ryan Reynolds really just doin a bunch of stuff


Yo can we vouch that @user is Beautiful Bc she is denying it


We love when Manipulative people try to make their victims seem like the Manipulative one


5 pages were missing from the novel that I am reading so the enthusiasm just dropped. Do I leave and move on to another novel or google the missing part?


/side track/ it means he is gonna be building up his body again


Yo, furthermore… go Fvck yourself


Yes, I'm not wearing a mask because my hayfever is really bad and it's triggering me from when he choked me when I was a kid


I will just say one thing before I sleep. Go do something tomorrow. Go to school. Go hustle. Go to work. Its so annoying to ask people for money. Especially people that go to school, go hustle or go to work. Good Night


Very refreshing to have @LauraRutledge on @FirstTake today. Would love to see it more


Update to European trip plans - the trains are a lot slower than I imagined. No way am I spending 3 of my vaca days with two kids doing 7hr+ train days


Now I need a slice of cake


Quiche de carne seca no forno, hmmmmm


The feds knew what they was doing when they gave my nigga that release date


I don’t have a joint to record my drifting vids for me


aki’s kon …everything he does is so majestic and princely just wow..


God I hate hosting


Oh by the way - number one thing I was asked about by people on Fight Island? What’s it like working with @TroopzAFC


Hoping that assassination classroom would be the gateway show to get my girl to watch anime with me


gyro: FUCK EVERYONE gyro: aw johnny


Revisit this iconic workout with 73-year-old fitness guru Joan MacDonald.


are people done wearing fanny packs across their shoulders you look like a toddler


Jes is so cute


Might start going to Orleans more during the week just for practice…


should I start doing some comissions?


good nudes to you and yours


I can’t believe I ever drank Everclear lmfao


Got my dinner started .. Smothered pork chops loaded mash potatoes garlic stove top green beans n rolls


GOOD DAY SANA BUKAS


i’m so out of it why do bad bitches feel the need to nap all day


When life is hard I think “What would Cytherea do in this situation?” Sharp eyeliner and kill everyone


Some environmentalists terror group decide to almost blow up Aspen yesterday by messing with Natural Gas lines


I am beautiful and so is every woman I associate with!


I'm new to NFTs and there's so much talent here drop your art below so I can check it out


I tried covering Higa by Arthur Nery


Man #NewMexico was efficient with my tax return. Filed Thursday, was accepted Thursday, and the funds were in my account today (Tuesday)! Meanwhile the feds are like we have your return and you should get your money in 21 days, but Covid is a thing so it could be longer…


I just remembered #WWENXT is on tonight. Anything notable going on that I should tune in for?


There’s something calming about gospel at this hour


congrats to my day one @user on the new job


To much on my fuckin plate


It’s okay babygirl I’ll keep clapping back too


From D Time I See Yuse Talk Too Much .. I Keeping From Round Ya


Chemins de travers


It’ll always be the fresh cut & beard for me.


Dude Kiah can rip tf outta a bong idk how tf she does it


sO anyone up for being my 2nd soulmie ?


Stay up OFF my Instagram No temptation


New fridge day, take 2. Fingers crossed this one doesn’t get dropped on the way inside


People are surprised at how well I’m taking the re-signing of Kevin King. Honestly, I think Maurice Drayton and Joe Barry broke me a few months ago.


I looked down for 2 seconds and looked up and it was black af outside


y’all i got a boyfriend


Had such a great time watching the euros and now it's time to go back to Arsenal & Depression


one thing bout my daughter she doesn’t want or need for nothing! mommy and daddy already got it in the works


Check out my pinned tweet especially if you’re in a situationship


thanks to quarantine i turned into an alcoholic


Tom Holland might just be my new favourite actor


qotd: is my voice cracking because of T or covid??


My man bought me a heated blanket and it’s been over 70 degrees everyday since


Sometimes I feel like I need therapy but the thought of venting to someone


Cambodian crispy


Grabe ang twist sa witcher


Ups really got me fucked up


Can we normalise guys liking pink?? I mean, it’s a soft colour which is eye candy on some things, attires, skin complexion etc. I dont get it when some stigmatised pink to be sort of feminism and stuffs for guys


She buss it and buss ayu bubble all in the same month. I like it


If you wear shoes with no socks we can’t be friends


Let's make this fleeting moment last forever, so tell me what you're waiting for?


Looks like we’re cutting jobs too


Life is very peaceful atm


Les allemands sont chaud


this publix is playing lover


When I say I’m mad, it’s actually an understatement. Homicidal is more accurate


I’m definitely a over thinker


$SEV outta nowhere


Wrote a new set last night but it turned out to be like 13 minutes long rendering it essentially unusable


Still not with it since Sunday, dizzy on and off, 1 bowl of tomato soup since Sunday, oh yeah I seem to sleep for most of the day too! Hopefully better for footy on Saturday


I love blocking people you not gonna stress me out on my cellular device


Soundgasm - Rema


yup im scared


Order stuff now or wait until I move in


after the hell that's gonna be tmr (already today) imma go watch Seventeen's movie with friends


Remember when AVN gave a month’s notice that it was demonetizing it’s platform?


Haven’t made empanadas in so long…let’s see if I still got it


I’ve yet to leave my apt today


6 I vote #PermissiontoDance as #TheConcertTour of the year at the 2022 People’s Choice Awards (#PCAs).


My biggest pet peeve is a mf who know they need to be on stage front and center but wanna fuck around and be in the ENSEMBLE.


adele is a taurus......


I need a Ginger Ale but I don’t feel like going to the store


I want low waisted jeans so bad


Getting sick in the mornings suck because it just ruins your entire day


My son gave me a kiss on the cheek for the first time yesterday, I started crying bc I really needed that


call me a sex offender with all these bangers


seeing #SpiderManNoWayHome again


Anyone else twitter tweaking or is it just me


Dark chocolate is surprisingly healthy for you


Glad we're agreeing Bambi is his magnum opus


Wait omg it's December now...


DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR


Senator Sherrod Brown is on fire! Lol


over a lot of stuff


I been ignoring everybody today. I appreciate everybody or tried to check on me it’s love this way


Think ima make some salmon and shrimp pasta next week


i need a blue mountain night @user @user


Seriously considering sending it to my Utah fam for my birthday & @Excision


I'm wayyyy too close to my deadline for this suit because of the holidays and I keep forgetting I need sleep and have school


Day 207 of waiting for the romance vinyl boxset....


It shouldn’t be to the point we’re I get tired of being around you or don’t wanna be around you , you should be my peace


Playing pokemon on my new switch has me feeling so nostalgic, I feel like such a big kid


Wow - quickest ever dentist appointment this morning! Exam good; no need for X-rays; insurance covered it. In and out in 10 minutes


Not looking forward to this test in the morning.


This 8-5 is pretty good


Tampa bay offense lookin scary


LAKE TRIP


okay but did we all figure that kylie was pregnant again orrr


Yes homemade chicken noodle soup


I really want to collab on a nsfw piece with someone


Hoping @user decides to do delivery some time soon


aww I just got the nicest random compliment


U think it's funny lying about sexual assault? This will only hurt victims more. Some kp0p stans really dont have morals.


Can i inherit his gun? I got problems and stuff


I don’t understand how my male co workers be finding my social media..


I got the black out!! And fried my bangs


i rlly didnt experience believe tour and purpose bc both got canceled last minutes and now this!!!!!!!!!


Y’all need to try no drugs/ alcohol November cus y’all can’t cope without em


My abusive ex from freshman year tries to follow me on ig every couple of months


pedicure tonight


I ain’t never been no in the way ass bitch once you understand that everything else will make sense


Whenever I visit my priv acc, I always see my crush


Save me from this misery


I can’t pretend like this shit isn’t pissing me off anymore , because it is. Yang lapisa and I’m out


Why do my parents always talk about how other peoples bodies look


Just lost 100 followers, Twitter what's wrong tonight


God did his thang today for me


“I hope I was your favorite crime cause baby you were mine”


I already miss her but she pushing me away so there’s nothing I can do


I would give ANYTHING to have seen young Marc Anthony in concert


remainder of the month gon be maddd


IG won’t let me unfollow people wtf


Haven’t had a nice dinner in a while


These niqqas is wild’n


tomorrow i'll be out of the 19 bmi space


Let's start our day with collecting Votes


um look new emoji!?


How have I not been going out but still spending hella money?


Registering for online art school rn


total net cals today is 344


I’m bumping future tonight


I’m so tired of my hair I want to cut it all off


No girl will pick six packs over six hundred.


You always afraid of tomorrow that you will never live today


Day 193758 of quarantine: we’ve discover our puppy likes cartoons...sponge bob to be exact


If you are like me a truly believer in this technology. I am not going anywhere no matter what the market conditions are whether crypto/NFTs are popular right now or not. I hope you slowly but surely building for the time after now. Just be ahead and prepared. Are you with me?


I like the Suns tonight


In the mood for an orgasm I don’t have to give myself


Anyone ever stab their finger with an airbrush needle while simultaneously blowing air through the tip? Not a pleasant feeling


Every thing hits me at once


My ig is trippin


Hey @Windows thanks for fixing the issues with Windows 10 slowly opening certain file types. System works like a breeze now.


I will finish this audio book by the end of the week


I put the homies in the header


Passion twists or Faux locs


Don’t invite me to yo house if u gone let yo son throw toy cars at me


Next bill is $15 for Starbucks Be a good wallet and send extra