The Ugliest Dump In The World

Message me about the 30 day minimum nonsense.
You'll hate it here. San Francisco is terrible. Nobody likes this city. The food is blech, the weather is awful, there are packs of wild dogs and flocks of screeching parrots coming at you from all directions.
Every street is an uphill climb both ways.
Seriously, the hills actually switch depending on which direction you go and every 45 minutes there's an earthquake that opens up the earth beneath your feet swallowing up all your friends.

Neighborhood overview: Ok how lame is this, if you hover directly above San Francisco on a map and you click the little + button to zoom in, you basically land on this house.
Dead effing center of SF.
So obnoxious that it's so convenient.
You know what I'm talking about.

Neighbourhood: Western Addition
Property type: Entire rental unit
Room type: Entire home/apt
Accommodates: 4
Bedrooms: 0
Bathrooms: 1 bath
Beds: 2
Price per night: $128.00
Amenities: Hot water kettle, Bathtub, Iron, Refrigerator, Fire extinguisher, Coffee maker, Toaster, Smoke alarm, First aid kit, Bed linens, Indoor fireplace, Hot water, Conditioner, Wifi – 32 Mbps, Oven, Hair dryer, Heating, 40" HDTV with Roku, Gas stove, Self check-in, Hangers, Body soap, Carbon monoxide alarm, Cooking basics, Lockbox, Essentials, Wine glasses, Shampoo, Freezer, Pets allowed, Blender, Dining table, Dishes and silverware, Extra pillows and blankets, Books and reading material, Kitchen

About the host: I'm pretty fantastic.

In a good way.