You will usually be placing your barrel under, or attached to, one of your existing downspouts. However, you need to ensure that the rain barrel uses a diverter or has an overflow to get rid of water pooling at your home's foundation. If it's possible, extend the downspout piping to a location for the barrel that is a few feet away from the house to avoid overflow saturating the foundation.  A full rain barrel can weigh more than 400 pounds, so make sure you don't place it on anything that can't take this weight, or where it might do damage if knocked over. Keep the barrel as low as possible for more stability, placing it on a wide, solid base. Secure ratchet strap(s) around the barrel and anchor them firmly to either the house or two ground anchors, placing the straps in an 'X'. Tightly pull the straps downward to add stability. Posts could also be placed into the ground to serve as a backstop and anchor for the barrel. This will depend on the size of your property, but the standard size is 55 gallons (208.2 L). You can use plastic, rubber, or even wood. Metal can be used but is often not recommended. Just make sure your material is sealed and treated to hold water for a long time without leaking, rusting, rotting or decaying chemicals into the water.  Look for food grade barrels that are sold new or even used from restaurants, food distribution centers, commercial food processing plants, and similar businesses. There are 3 types of plastics that are very harmful to humans and should be avoided. You can identify them by their recycling number. The numbers to look for include #3 Polyvinyl Chloride (PVC), #6 Polystyrene (PS), and #7 Polycarbonate. This may not be a big deal if your barrel is new, but make sure you remove any debris that may be left inside. Start by washing it well with warm water and dish soap, scrubbing the sides if needed. Dump the soapy water and rinse it well. Then sanitize the barrel using unscented household bleach diluted with water. Mix 1 teaspoon (5 ml) of bleach into 1 quart (.94...

TL;DR in Russian:

Установите бочку в правильном месте. Определите, какого объема должна быть бочка. Выберите правильный материал. Вымойте бочку изнутри. Знайте, чего ожидать.


You will want a container tall and wide enough to easily contain all of the documents and liquids you are pulping. Similarly, the material needs to be strong enough so that it won’t deteriorate or lose its form when in contact with bleach and water. Since you will be using roughly 22L of liquid to dissolve the documents, choose a trashcan that is greater than or equal to 30L. This will give you enough room to properly churn the documents. Plastic trashcans work well and can withstand the effects of diluted bleach.  Large plastic trashcans are available at home improvement and construction stores, as well as general commodity stores like Kmart, Target, and Walmart. They are also available online. Remove the documents from any envelopes or packages. Many stores sell brand name and generic bleach with a 8.25% concentration; this is perfect for your purpose.Bleach is going to help break down the paper. Commonly used in the recycling of used paper, it will also destroy the colorants of ink. This will guarantee a more complete destruction of any secure information in your documents.  Bleach is a hazardous chemical and can cause serious illness if not safely used. Avoid contact with your skin and eyes; do not ingest bleach. Only mix bleach with water. Combining with other chemicals – such as ammonia or toilet bowl cleaners – can produce toxic, potentially deadly fumes.  It is advised to wear long sleeve clothing, pants, close toed shoes and an eye cover when working with bleach.  In the case you accidentally swallow any of the solution, immediately drink a small glass of water or milk. Call poison control at 1-800-222-1222. Although bleach is the more chemically harmful (and stronger) part of this mixture, simple water is doing a lot of the work. Once the paper is completely saturated, you’ll be able to reduce it to an unrecognizable pulp. All the documents need to be submerged so they are completely saturated and can be broken down. If you have more documents that liquids, then you can do one of two things: work in...

TL;DR in Russian:

Положите документы в большое мусорное ведро. Налейте 2 литра отбеливателя. Добавьте 20 литров воды. Погрузите документы в водный раствор отбеливателя. Продержите документы в растворе 24 часа. Перемешайте бумаги миксером для краски. Выложите получившуюся массу на солнце, чтобы она высохла. Выбросьте пульпу.


You will want a material for your dress that is stretchy. This is absolutely necessary for an infinity dress. Although you can get lots of materials that are stretchy, knits which contain spandex are generally the easiest to use and will look the best if you're sewing as a beginner. You can technically buy any fabric that you want for the skirt itself but the stretchy material will be absolutely necessary for the straps and waistband.

TL;DR in Russian:

Купите эластичный, трикотажный материал.


You will want a straight section of branch that has very few twists and knots. The stave will be about 5 feet (1.5 m) long, so if you cut a branch down make sure not to split or crack the wood.  Some of the best bow woods include yew, ash, and hickory. Any hardwood should work OK in a pinch. The stave should be no more than 2 inches (5.1 cm) in diameter. Hold the stave upright, with a loose grip on the top and the bottom set against your foot. Gently push the center of the stave. The piece of wood will rotate and the natural curve of the wood will point away from you. This will show you the “inside” and the “outside” of the bow. You will be making cuts to the inside of the bow, but the outside must be left untouched. Any cuts made to the outside of the bow will severely affect the integrity of the bow, and will lead to it breaking early. Find the middle of the stave. Make marks approximately three inches out from the center in each direction. This will be the handhold. Like the back, it will remain untouched to keep the tension from snapping the bow in half.

TL;DR in Russian:

Найдите палку. Определите естественный изгиб. Отметьте положение рукояти.


You will want peanut butter, some jam or jelly, and some bread. You may also want to grab some butter, as butter can enhance the flavor of the sandwich. There are lots of different kinds of bread and spreads to choose from, so you'll have to do a little experimenting to know what you like.  Lots of types of peanut butter come with lots of added sugar and partially hydrogenated oils that are bad for your health. If you're looking for a healthier option, try an organic peanut butter. Natural peanut butter may have a layer of oil on top, but if you carefully stir it in when you open the jar and then keep the jar of peanut butter in the refrigerator, the oil will not separate out again. There are lots and lots of flavors for jellies and jams. The two most commonly used are grape and strawberry. However, you could branch out to a sharper taste like raspberry, or a mixture of several different kinds. For your bread you'll probably want something that doesn't overwhelm your other flavors (like a rye or sourdough), so you'll probably want to go for plain whole wheat or white. Just make sure that you wash your hands afterwards, because you'll be certain to get the gooey mixture of peanut butter and jelly on them.

TL;DR in Russian:

Подготовьте ингредиенты. Насаждайтесь вкусным сэндвичем!


You will want the land to be flat, so don't go crazy creating your landscape. The city needs to be flat because industrial zones don't do well on crooked land. Do not add any residential zones. Instead of adding another power plant to this city, you can drag power lines to the edge of the town and create a neighbor connection. Accept the power deal that is offered to you. That way, you are buying power for a small price instead of maintaining your own. You should see factories and other buildings develop very rapidly. This is because the demand for jobs in your other city is high because it offers only a handful of jobs. Demand will always "flow" between cities. They will work in this industrial city. Once development tapers off, save and exit to your region.    Remove the small amount of industry you put there earlier. Most of your Sims now work in the industrial city. A very small amount still work at the power plant. Keep zoning low density residential until development tapers off. Once your residential city has a population of over 1,100 Sims, you can start zoning medium density. Make sure you provide those zones with water. A community of well-educated Sims attracts wealthy businesses to your Commercial city well and High-Tech Industry to your Industrial one. Add health care facilities to ensure your Sims live to ripe old age. As your population grows, demand for industrial jobs grows. And in turn, the industrial development will attract new Sims to your Residential city. Once you seem to have a strong pattern going between your two cities, it is time to create a new city. If the road or roads going into the industrial city are getting overcrowded, you may try upgrading to an avenue, to handle the extra traffic.

TL;DR in Russian:

Начните еще один город рядом с первым и сделайте соединение. Разместите множество промышленных зон средней плотности. Возвращайтесь к первому городу. Постройте полную систему образования, хорошо финансируйте ее. Продолжайте переключаться между двумя городами.


You will want to be far enough away from other cars in the parking lot to be able to turn into a spot.   Make sure your car is at least 8 feet away from any other parked vehicles on the driver's side or passenger's side. This will depend on if your parking space is on the left or right of your car. If there aren't any cars parked near you, try to judge an 8 foot distance from the spaces to your car. Don't take someone else's parking spot that they have been waiting for. This will let other drivers know you are going to park in a free space.   Take a quick look for any cars, pedestrians, or other obstacles. Move forward slowly. Drive forward until the front bumper of your car is just past the taillights of the car next to your parking space.

TL;DR in Russian:

Расположите машину правильно. Включите поворот.


You will want to be sure the internship is one which might be related to or help your future career goals. The point of an internship is to give you experience which you can use and make you more employable, so make it count. Internships will have different time requirements. Some may be full time, some may be part time, and some may be only a few hours a month. You will need to decide what fits best with your schedule, especially if you will need to hold down a second job while working the internship. You will need to figure out the furthest you are willing to commute in relation to the time commitment of the internship. This will limit the areas in which you can look for an internship. Some internships don’t pay, some pay only a very small amount, and some pay like any entry level position. You will need to determine what your budget is and if you can afford to have an unpaid internship. If you cannot, you may need to have another job on the side.

TL;DR in Russian:

Определитесь со своей специальностью. Определите, какой период времени вы готовы посвятить практике. Определите, насколько далеко вы готовы ездить. Определите свои финансовые потребности.


You will want to choose a location for your training session that has enough room and seating for everyone attending.  Your choice will largely depend on how many people you have attending your training session.  As soon as you find a great space, you will want to reserve it for the date of your training session.  Make sure you have enough tables and seating for everyone attending. Leave enough room for any presentation material or equipment. Consider the cost of the space and the resources you have available. An important part of creating a good presentation is having clear goals for it.  Find some key points that you want to make and discover what you want your audience to learn.  Your presentation should cover the following three main goals of a training session:  Make your learning outcomes specific and clear. Try to make your goals measurable.  For example, have your audience learn five new methods for surf board restoration. Make your goals realistic.  Don't try to present too much during your training session.  Focus on what is achievable. Practicing your presentation can help you confidently deliver the material to your audience.  You can also learn how best to pace the presentation or discover sections that need to be added or removed.  You can practice alone in front of a mirror or for a friend. Pay careful attention introduction and conclusion. Include any visual aids in your practice to get a good idea of how long your presentation will take. Chances are you will need to distribute material covering the topics discussed during the training session.  Using hand outs can help your audience understand and retain the information presented.  Handing out printed materials is also a great way for them to bring the material home and refresh what they learned.  Consider including printed out copies of any presentations given. Diagrams and fact sheets can be a great addition to the material handed out. Include business cards and brochures of anyone speaking during your presentation. Some training plans come...

TL;DR in Russian:

Выберите оптимальное место и время для занятия. Определите цели занятия. Тренируйтесь читать лекцию. Подготовьте раздаточный материал.


You will want to do this to get any of the pee out of the fabric.   This can help you get rid of a urine smell as well. If you can do so discreetly, splash water on the stain in the restroom. If not, get a wet paper towel and rub the stain in the bathroom stall in privacy. You will probably want to try to get any smell or stains out of your underwear as well. Do this in the bathroom stall so no one else notices. This will get most of the moisture out of your pants and/or underwear.  Use plenty of paper towels. Dab away at the stain slowly. When you can't soak up any more moisture with paper towels, try using the hand dryer. Walk up to it and point the stain towards the air.   Stand with your legs apart. This will help you get dry faster. Sway your hips as you dry the stain to get all wet areas. Stand in front of the dryer until your pants feel dry. Touch them to make sure they don't feel wet. See if there is any noticeable wet spot on your pants.  If there is, try soaking up more moisture with paper towels. Follow up with the hand dryer. Once you are dry, you can go back to what you were doing if you can't find an excuse to leave. This will help to clean the urine smell out of your pants.  You can try rubbing a tiny little bit of soap into the pants. Put some in your hand and rub it into the pants when you get into a bathroom stall. Dry up the stain with paper towels and dry it with a hand dryer. Smell your pants to see if there is a noticeable smell. This can help cover up a smell in your clothes.  Spray the perfume or cologne directly onto the stain. Make sure it's a strong scent so it covers any odor. Before leaving the bathroom, double check to see if you can smell anything.

TL;DR in Russian:

Смочите штаны водой. Промокните пятно бумажными полотенцами, чтобы высушить. Используйте сушилку для рук. Посмотрите в зеркало в туалете (если таковое имеется). Попробуйте использовать воду и немного мыла для рук. Попробуйте побрызгать на брюки духами или одеколоном.


You will want to dress appropriately for the work culture of the company or organization with which you are interviewing. Call or email the hiring manager to confirm your interview and ask about the dress code. Check with the norms in your industry, and if you are unsure, opt for something more conservative and neutral. Make sure your clothes are free from stains, missing buttons, loose seams, and wrinkles. You don’t want to show up to your interview looking slovenly. Make sure you have all the parts to your interview outfit a day ahead of time. Try on the entire outfit to see how comfortable you will be in the heat or sun.

TL;DR in Russian:

Спросите менеджера по подбору персонала о дресс-коде. Постирайте, почините и погладьте одежду. Попробуйте примерить одежду.


You will want to fix your safe between studs to allow it to be recessed inside your wall and thus less noticeable. Use a stud finder to locate the studs behind the wall by running the stud finder across your wall. The tool will have an indicator to show when it has found a stud.  Stud finders can be purchased from your local hardware store. If you don’t have a stud finder you can knock on the wall and listen for a hollow or solid sound. If the sound is hollow then the location is probably between studs; if it sounds solid then there is likely a stud in this location. Knock a nail into the wall. As you hammer you will be able to feel if you hit a stud by the way the nail goes into the wall. These holes will be covered once you have installed your wall safe. Use a pencil to mark the locations of the studs on the wall. This will help orient your lines when you cut out the section of the wall. After you’ve found a good safe and a place to install it between studs, you are ready to cut into your wall. Cut out a small square of space big enough for your hand to fit through. If you find wires you need to be extra careful to go around them or reroute them. If you find plumbing in the way you may need to find a new location. If the wall is clear, you are ready to cut out a space for your safe. If something is in the way and you are not confident in your ability to safely move or go around it, the best option is to find a new section of wall. Mark the four corners of your square hole using a pencil. Use a level to make level lines between the four corners. It is essential that the top and bottom are parallel with the ground while the sides are parallel with your studs.  The hole should be close enough to a stud so that you can attach it to your safe later. Make sure to measure and level correctly so that you don’t end up with an uneven or wrongly sized hole. Use your drywall saw to cut along the marked lines. Start with the bottom edge of the opening and then cut the sides. You should cut the top line last to make sure...

TL;DR in Russian:

Определите места расположения стенных балок. Отметьте места расположения балок. Вырежьте из стены небольшой квадрат пилой для гипсокартона. Просуньте руку в отверстие и ощупайте, нет ли внутри электрической проводки или водопроводных труб. Измерьте намеченное место и отметьте размеры отверстия, необходимого для установки сейфа. Разрежьте стену вдоль проведенных линий. Задвиньте сейф в вырезанное отверстие. Прикрепите сейф к стенным балкам, просверлив отверстия по бокам. Вставьте полки.


You will want to make sure you have what you need for the night and morning close at hand.  Gather your clothes and toiletries for the next day and place them on a shelf or somewhere where they will stay dry. Find an outlet for your phone.  Make sure you will be able to reach your phone from the tub so you can see what time it is and use it as an alarm in the morning. Bring in anything you will use to entertain yourself, like a tablet, laptop, or a book to read. If there is only one bathroom available, it’s best to be on the same page so everyone can agree on how to deal with the situation. You don’t want someone turning on the shower on you in the morning!  Decide what you will do if someone else needs to use the bathroom during the night. Agree on what time will be reasonable for you to wake up and get out of the bathtub so others can use it for showers in the morning. It’s time to get in the tub and start snoozing, so get comfy.  Position yourself with your head on the opposite side of the tub from the tap. That way if you forget where you are and sit up you won’t bump your head or face on the faucet. Use the fan for white noise if you need to block out background noise to sleep better.  Turn out the lights.  If you think you might wake up and be disoriented, use a nightlight. That will also help your roommates in case they forget you’re in there and you startle them.

TL;DR in Russian:

Возьмите с собой в ванную комнату личные вещи. Убедитесь, что никому больше не нужно воспользоваться ванной. Отправляйтесь спать!


You will want to pick a foundation will work with not only your skin tone but also your skin type. Generally, foundations come in powder, stick, gel, or cream form. Follow these tips to pick the right formula for your skin:  If you have dry skin -- Choose a foundation that is specifically designed for hydration. Liquids and stick foundation are creamier and may help moisturize your skin. Be careful; your skin may become sticky after application, but you can use a powder foundation to mask this. If you have oily skin -- Choose a foundation that is oil free. Oils in foundation may cause your skin to become more oily. Using a powder foundation may help absorb your skin’s natural oils, letting your skin have a matte, healthy look. If you have a combination of oily/dry skin -- Choose both a creamy and a powder foundation! You can strategically apply both foundations to help create an even and healthy skin tone. Pick a foundation that looks well under harsh lighting conditions. Try out foundation looks before applying it for a pageant. You want to pick something that will look good through pictures, interviews, and stage lights. Since pageant makeup is an overall coverage, you want to start with a strong foundation to apply color and more unique details. You can find foundation in just about every shade imaginable; finding the perfect match should not be too difficult. Keep in mind that you are looking for a color that is more dramatic than everyday wear. You want something that will make you stand out on stage and hold up to stage lighting. Follow these tips to find what tone will work with your skin:  If you can, dip a cotton swab in your desired foundation and apply it on your jaw line. If it does not stand out and looks invisible, you have found your match. Determine if you should use cool, neutral, or warm tones. You can decide if you should use a cool tone if the veins on your wrists stand out as blue, you burn easily, and you easily flush pink. Pick a foundation with a reddish or blueish base. Pick a warm...

TL;DR in Russian:

Выберите правильную основу для вашего типа кожи. Подберите тональное средство правильного цвета.


You will want to reach out to potential customers in ways that make them want to use your business. This is especially important when you are first starting before you have an established, regular customer base.  Advertise in a way that catches customers attention at a minimum and hopefully goes beyond to capture their imagination. Be creative and appeal to the right aspects of the customers you want to use your business. Offer free samples of what you do to the right people, in order to get people saying good things about what you have to offer. Word of mouth (i.e. good PR) is the best way to attract new customers. If you get bad reviews or negative feedback, respond positively and fix the problem. People will be much less judgmental about mistakes if you're willing to fix them. Go to conferences, charity galas, meetings with complementary businesses and anywhere where your customers are likely to be highly concentrated. In other words: get out in public and interact with people. Use your friend's connections to meet people who may be able to help you. This kind of interaction is very important for starting a business. You can't exist in a vacuum after all. Be good at interacting with people. Practice reading between the lines of what people say. Learn how to meet needs they didn't know they had. Figure out how to make people happy. Be charming. Most importantly, be humble. The customer may not always be right but you need to be able to let them think they are. The world has moved online. Any business that wants to survive the next ten years is going to have a website. People will use it to contact you, find your location, learn your operating hours, ask you questions, make suggestions, and maybe even buy your products or services. In having a website and services which are available over the internet, you will be able to expand your service area out across your region or even the world.

TL;DR in Russian:

Используйте возможности маркетинга и пиара в полную силу. Используйте налаживание контактов. Приобретите отличные навыки обслуживания клиентов. Сделайте сайт.


You will want to select a low-hanging tree branch that requires the squirrels to do some maneuvering to reach it, but that still rests in a comfortable line of vision for you viewing pleasure. In this case, twisted coat hangers or fishing-wire with a high tensile strength will suffice. Hang these wires with roughly six inches to one foot of slack around the tree limb. This will require that squirrels maneuver to get to the food without providing a major obstacle to them. Try attaching corn cobs to a bungee cord which is then hung from a tree limb or platform. Squirrels will perform acrobatics in an effort to feed on the corn, which is entertaining to watch. Once the wires are fastened to the tree branch, create a mechanism at the end of each wire capable of holding an ear of corn. The simplest way to do this is to twist a loop into the wire hangers that will support an ear of corn or tie a loop into fishing-wire. Attach whole ears of corn into the loops you created at the end of your wires. Make sure they are securely fastened, as they will need to support the weight of squirrels climbing on and hanging off of them. If the squirrels knock the corn to the ground, it largely defeats the purpose of employing a hanging feeder which is designed to make the squirrels “work” for the food. Now that the hanging wires have been stocked with corn, sit back and enjoy watching the squirrels perform various physical and acrobatic feats to get to the food supply. Be sure to replace exhausted ears of corn to keep the squirrels coming back.

TL;DR in Russian:

Выберите на дереве подходящую ветку. Повесьте на ветку проволоку. Завяжите на концах проволоки петли. Прикрепите кукурузу. Насладитесь забавным зрелищем.


You will want to sew on the side that will be the inside of your hat. Remember that you can stretch the fabric to find what side is the back if it is not obvious. The side the fabric curls towards, when stretched, is the back. You want the good sides facing each other. Follow the curve with your sewing machine (1/4 inch seam allowance) to attach the two pieces, almost like a book. Use a straight stitch. Make sure the overlap goes wrong-side-out, on the side that will soon be the inside of your hat. You will need to feed your fabric through the machine in a curved motion so that it follows the dome shape. When you get to the last side, pin the sides together and sew from the bottom of the hat to the top of the last dart tip. You should end up with four sewed together pieces. Take two of your book-like domes and place them together, good sides touching. Then pin them at the top, matching along the center seam. Try to make sure the seams both face the opposite way to prevent getting bulky. Do this with all four books, so you end up with two sets of matching fabrics pinned together. This will finally attach each of the four pieces of matching fabric into a "mini-beanie." Simply sew along the entire long edge of the dome, using the same 1/4 inch seam allowance, and a straight stitch. Repeat with the other set of fabric, leaving your two small beanies. Measure and fold a 3-inch (7.3-cm) hem at the bottom of your hat. You will now make the band at the bottom of your hat. Touch the shorter sides together, matching them up perfectly, then sew the two short ends together so you end up with a fabric ring. Repeat with the other hem piece. Wrap the ring of fabric around your hat, lining up the seam of the ring with one of the hat's seams. Pin it here and on the opposite side. Then use as many pins as you need to match up the edges, lining them up so you can sew them cleanly. You want the good side of the hat fabric to be touching the good side of the hem fabric. Remember to stretch to check if need be. You may need to...

TL;DR in Russian:

Поверните флисовые детали таким образом, чтобы они были обращены к вам изнаночной стороной. Сложите две боковые детали друг на друга и прошейте по одной из выпуклых сторон. Повторите то же самое со второй, третьей и четвертой парами боковых деталей, чтобы потом сшить макушку шапки. Сколите соответствующие пары прошитых деталей между собой по изогнутым срезам. Сшейте совмещенные детали по сколотой выпуклой стороне, чтобы получить две отдельные макушки шапки. Оставьте детали шапки изнаночной стороной наружу. Сложите детали подворота шапки поперек пополам лицевыми сторонами внутрь и сшейте по коротким сторонам в кольца. Совместите шов на подвороте с одним из вертикальных швов на шапочке, а затем сколите эти детали между собой. Пришейте подворот к шапочке по всей окружности. Сложите две части шапки лицевыми сторонами внутрь и выровняйте по вертикальным швам подворотов. Сколите две полученные шапочки по нижнему краю и прошейте, оставив открытое отверстие шириной около 5 см. Выверните шапку через отверстие. Вложите одну половину шапки внутрь другой, чтобы придать изделию надлежащую форму.


You will want to spend a lot of time practicing before delivering your presentation. Make sure that your speech matches well with your slides. You will also want to be sure you know how to time your speech, especially if you want to put the presentation on automatic, rather than having to stop or refocus to change slides. Don't use your slides as a crutch. They're there to add to your speech, not carry it along. If you present as if there were no slide, by being an engaging, enthusiastic speaker, your audience will be enthralled and remember your presentation for years to come. Don't ramble. Don't include information you don't need. Tell your audience what they need to know and don’t take any more time than you need to get there. Use bullet points for important information and expand on it while presenting instead of writing a long paragraph and reading it word for word. Remember, presentations should never be more than 20 minutes long. If you are a teacher with time to fill, break up presentations with activities. Having to listen to a presentation for more than 20 minutes will cause most people to disengage, which is not what you want to happen. Find ways to inspire your audience. You want to give them an emotional connection to the material you are presenting. This will make them more invested in the information and will also help the retain the information more accurately and for longer. Be enthusiastic about what you are presenting and make the audience understand why it’s important. It’s not enough to show why your information is important to someone else; you have to make it important to your audience. Make them understand why they should care. For example, don’t give a lecture on history and just expect students to care. You need to show them how that history directly ties to current events and affects their lives. Look for parallels and direct correlations to tie your information to your audience.

TL;DR in Russian:

Практикуйтесь. Делайте свою презентацию, как будто вы не используйте PowerPoint. Говорите конкретно. Вдохновляйте.


You will want to take regular showers every day.  This means scrubbing your body with soap and warm water, making sure to get the particular sweaty areas like underneath your arms.  Shampoo your hair, and apply conditioner so that your hair is nice and soft to the touch.  An older girl likes a guy that takes care of himself, and presents himself positively towards the world.  After you get out of the shower, put some deodorant on.  Make sure to use plenty, and rub it in pretty firm.  You don't want to have sweat stains when you go talk to an older girl. You can even add some lotion to your hands to make them soft.  If your hands are rough, the girl might not want you to touch her. If you decide you want a beard, that is fine.  You will want to make sure you have enough facial hair to qualify as a beard.  Small, light hairs around the face are unattractive, especially to older girls.  It makes you look like you are going through puberty, rather than being a grown man.  Make sure you trim the beard as well.  Don't let it grow wild.  Use razors and trimmers regularly to clean it up, nice and neat.  The shaved look is much easier to maintain.  Remember to shave using a razor and shaving cream every morning.  Some girls like a little stubble, but you shouldn't grow it past that point.  Older girls love a clean shaven man. Don't forget as well to trim elsewhere, besides your face.  Take some of that overgrown chest hair off, and maintain the hair between your legs.  This shows older girls that you care about your appearance and how you present yourself. Older girls like to know that their guy takes care of himself, and that he wants his breath smelling nice and fresh.  Brush your teeth (two minutes) twice a day, once in the morning and at night.  Floss after you are done brushing in order to get rid of food stuck between your teeth.  Then finish off with a mouthwash that cleans your entire mouth, and leaves it smelling fresh. Keep breath mints or chewing gum around in case you haven't brushed your teeth in a while....

TL;DR in Russian:

Принимайте душ. Подумайте над образом: Регулярно чистите зубы. Расчесывайте волосы и следите за тем, чтобы они были чистыми. Пользуйтесь одеколоном или дезодорантом для тела. Выбирайте стильную и свежую одежду.


You will want to treat your wood furniture gently to avoid stripping off the finish or causing any permanent damage.  Vacuum the soot off the furniture using a flat attachment. Do not rub the attachment along the wood, as this can grind soot into the wood. If your wood furniture is finished, you can consider using the brush attachment and gently rubbing the bristles along the surface of the furniture. Wipe the wood with a dry chemical sponge. This is similar to the process of removing soot from the walls. Wipe the dry sponge along the surface of the wood in straight lines until the sponge turns black with soot. Rinse the sponge and let it dry. Restore the wood with polish. Use a cream restoration polish for best results, and do not leave the cream on the wood for more than 5-10 minutes. Consider using a polish like Restore It Cream Furniture Polish. You can also use a spray like Pledge. Cleaning leather furniture can be tricky because it must be treated gently and cannot be shampooed like a fabric. Using a gentle deodorizer can help you effectively remove the smoke smell from your leather furniture.  Vacuum the soot off the furniture using a flat attachment. Do not rub the attachment along the surface of the leather furniture, as this can grind the soot in to the furniture further. Apply saddle soap or leather soap to a clean cloth and wipe the leather with it. Follow the instructions on the bottle for best results. Spray the leather with a half-vinegar half-water mixture mixed in a spray bottle. Because you cannot shampoo leather, this is your best bet for removing an odor. Wipe off this mixture, and then wipe furniture with a clean damp rag. Do not saturate the leather. Steam cleaning can also be effective for leather furniture. You can buy a steam cleaner for your home or hire professionals to do it for you. Sprinkle baking soda liberally over the leather and allow it to sit overnight. Vacuum it up in the morning, and repeat if needed. Remember to clean each cushion and pillow separately if your furniture...

TL;DR in Russian:

Почистите деревянную мебель. Почистите кожаную мебель. Почистите обитую тканью мебель.


You will want to use lukewarm water, as warm or hot water may damage the leather soles of your Rainbow sandals. Add a drop or two of dish soap and stir to combine. Dip a corner of a clean rag into the soapy water, and squeeze it a bit to get rid of excess water. Gently dampen and wipe off dirty areas with small circular motions.  If there are any particularly dirty areas that are too much for the wet cloth to handle, a soft bristled brush like an old toothbrush can come in handy.  Take care only to rub hard enough to dislodge dirt, without damaging the leather. Using a clean paper towel, wipe off any dampness on your sandals. Make sure to do a thorough job, as soap residue can damage the leather. It’s a good idea to let them air dry in the sun before you wear them again, just to be sure they have totally dried off.

TL;DR in Russian:

Подготовьте немного мыльной воды. Протрите вашу обувь влажной тканью. Высушите сандалии.


You will want to wash your shoes, laces, and insoles separately as this will cut down on the drying time later. You can, however, wash your laces with your shoes in the washing machine, but doing so with your insoles will leave them water-logged for days. If your laces are real scuzzy, you may want to buy new ones, but you can always try cleaning them by scrubbing them with a soapy brush or putting them in the washing machine with your shoes. Then allow them to air dry completely before putting them on your shoes again.  Another way to clean your laces is to simply put or pin them inside a pillowcase, or tie their ends together, and throw them in the washer. This will keep them from getting stuck in the washer's drainage holes.  If the laces are white and the shoes are colored, to get the laces as bright as possible you could wash them separately in a normal wash along with other white laundry. Powdered detergent can get stuck in your shoes, so use liquid detergent. You can also add some vinegar to remove odors and some pine oil to disinfect them. If you add pine oil, the product should be at least 80% pine oil. Set your washing machine to the delicate setting, cold temperature, slow or no spin, and no tumble drying. Warm temperatures can warp your sneakers, and the fast spin or tumble dry setting can damage your shoes or washing machine. Once the washing machine has stopped, remove your shoes from the pillowcase and set them aside to air dry. Putting them in the dryer is not advisable, as the dryer can warp the soles of your shoes.  Stuffing your shoes with paper towels or newspapers will help them dry faster as well as maintain their shape.  Place your shoes (and laces and insoles) in a moderately lit place to dry. Do not put them somewhere hot (e.g. near a radiator) or in direct sunlight, as this may damage the shoes. It may take several hours or even a couple days for your shoes to dry completely, so plan ahead!  If you're in a rush and need to use the dryer, wrap your shoes in a towel and set the dryer...

TL;DR in Russian:

Достаньте шнурки и стельки. Постирайте шнурки. Добавьте жидкое моющее средство. Установите режим и запустите стирку. Достаньте обувь и просушите.


You win a soccer match by scoring more goals than the opponent scores. A goal is scored when the whole ball passes the opponent’s goal line within the net area.  Goalies, when in their own penalty area, are the only players on the field (also called a pitch) who can use their arms or hands. All other players may use any part of their bodies except their arms and hands. A regulation game (also called a match) is typically 90 minutes long, made up of 2 halves of 45 minutes each. There are 11 total players (per team) on the field to start the game. Although the positions can be rearranged however the coach sees fit, there are usually 4 defenders, 4 midfielders, 2 strikers, and 1 goalie.  Defenders usually stay behind the midfield line in an effort to help prevent the other team from scoring. They need to make good outlet (clearing) passes and are usually bigger physically than other players. Midfielders do the most running, as they play a combination of defense and offense. They usually orchestrate the attack and need to be good at holding onto the ball and passing. Forwards/strikers get the most cracks at shooting the ball. They need to be quick, agile, and able to shoot with power and accuracy within seconds. They are often the fastest players on the field. The goalie protects the 18-yard penalty area and is the only player who can use their hands (but only in their own penalty area). The goalie has to be agile, flexible, quick to anticipate, and good at communication. At the time of kickoff, each team's players need to be entirely on their own half of the field and the opposition must not be within the center circle as the 10-yard mandatory distance on a restart. Once the whistle has blown and the ball is kicked, the laws allow it to go backwards or forwards , the players can move freely into both halves of play. One team starts the game by winning the coin toss to choose a side, the opposite team gets to kick off. Teams change sides at halftime and the team who did not kick off does so in the 2nd half....

TL;DR in Russian:

Понимание цели игры. Знание позиций в футболе. Игра начинается по свистку с розыгрыша мяча в центре поле одной командой. Понимание вбрасывания из-за боковой. Разница между угловым и ударом от ворот. Понимание оффсайда (положения «вне игры»). Разница между штрафными и свободными ударами. Нарушения в своей штрафной приводят к пенальти. Основания для предъявления желтой карточки. Основания для предъявления красной карточки.


You won't be able to concentrate well in school if you keep on having to mess with your bangs. Luckily, bobby pins and headbands come in many different colors and patterns—try getting some that match your outfit or your school's colors. You can use a metal or plastic headband, or a cloth one that wraps around your entire head. Headbands work on just about any hair length. For a chic, boho look, choose a flower crown or wrap a colorful scarf around your head, like a headband. You can purchase some simple clip-on bows and put then right above a ponytail, or you can tie a ribbon around the end of a braid. Keep up the school spirit by choosing your school colors. Putting a massive flower on your hair for school might be a bad idea because it might not only get you into trouble, but it might also earn you a few mean laughs. Consider using a small hair accessory or two instead.

TL;DR in Russian:

Используйте невидимки и головные повязки, чтобы убрать челку. Уберите волосы назад с помощью металлического/пластикового обруча или тканевой повязки, которая обрамляет голову целиком. Для создания милого девичьего образа используйте бантик. Не используйте много аксессуаров сразу.


You won't be able to force your cat to do anything, let alone to trust you. Instead, the cat has to be convinced that they'll benefit from an action. For example, maybe they'll give up their nap if you offer them their favorite treat. Don't be offended if they decide not to be persuaded. By nature, cats often choose to remain aloof or unpredictable. Your cat will have a harder time accepting you if you're chaotic and noisy. Cats dislike stress, noise, or a lot of activity. Your cat will accept you faster if you're calm and relaxed around them. A good way to make your cat comfortable is to give the cat their own space. A comfortable, warm place to sleep, eat, play and excrete/urinate. Another point is to look in pet stores and maybe even ask staff about cat shelves. These can be nailed to a wall in whatever position suits you and your cat so they have somewhere to look over the room and feel safe up there. There will be times when your cat feels insecure, scared, or anxious. Give them plenty of hiding places to go to when feeling frightened, like a closet or spot under the bed. It's fine to know where their hiding place is, but don't force your cat out of it unless you absolutely have to. You should also make sure your cat can access high perches (like window ledges, furniture, or a high cat scratch platform) and toys for when they're bored and want to look around or play.  Immediately creating a safe and secure place is important. If you're trying to gain the trust of a new cat, keep them in one room so they can get familiar with their territory without feeling overwhelmed.  You should also take care to set the litter box in a private corner of the room. It should be away from anything noisy, like a dryer) and she should feel protected when she uses it (the 2 walls will offer this protection if it's in a corner). Feed your cat on a regular basis so she understands that you provide food and shelter. When you set the food down, talk in a soft sing-song voice so she starts recognizing your voice and associating...

TL;DR in Russian:

Поймите, как устроен образ мыслей кошки. Выделите кошке собственное место. Обеспечьте кошке достаточно места для укрытия и исследования. Обеспечьте кошку водой и пищей. Помогите кошке расслабиться. Позаботьтесь о положительном подкреплении.


You won't be able to restore an iPhone backup with this feature active. To deactivate Find My iPhone:  Tap your Settings app. Tap the "iCloud" tab. Tap "Find My iPhone". If the switch next to "Find My iPhone" is green, tap it. Enter your Apple ID password to confirm. In order to restore your iPhone's data after a factory reset, you'll need to open iTunes and find the "Restore Backup" option. You can also restore your iPhone with an iCloud backup; this option is available to you when navigating the factory-wiped phone on the "Apps and Data" screen, and you need not use iTunes to do this. By default, your iTunes program should open when you plug your iPhone into your computer. You can find this beneath the "Accounts" tab; it resembles an iPhone silhouette. Depending on how much data you have, you may have to wait for a few minutes. This is under the "Backups" section of iTunes. You can do this by clicking the drop-down menu with "[Your Name]'s iPhone" in it and selecting the most appropriate backup. Generally, you'll want to restore your phone from the most recent backup. This will begin the restoration process. Make sure you leave your iPhone connected to iTunes until your restoration is complete. If you have encrypted backups, you'll need to enter your encryption password before the restoration will initiate. After your phone is done restoring, restarting, and syncing to iTunes, you can unlock it; you should see all of your contacts, photos, and other data here! If you chose an earlier backup than your most recent one, you most likely will not have all of your contacts or data reinstated.

TL;DR in Russian:

Убедитесь, что функция «Найти iPhone» отключена. Подключите iPhone к компьютеру через USB-кабель. Запустите iTunes на компьютере, если он сам этого не сделал. Нажмите на иконку своего устройства в левом верхнем углу iTunes. Подождите, пока устройство завершит синхронизацию. Нажмите на кнопку «Восстановить из копии» в разделе «Резервные копии» iTunes. Выберите резервную копию, из которой произойдет восстановление. Нажмите «Восстановить», чтобы начать процесс восстановления. Подождите, пока устройство перезапустится и повторно синхронизируется.


You won't be any good as a worker and you won't be happy as a person if you don't take the time to recover from your experience with bullying. Take some time off and ignore work for a while. If you've presented a good case for yourself, you should be a good candidate for a paid vacation. Jump on this opportunity. It's called work, not super-happy-fun-time, for a reason. Any job, even one at a healthy workplace that you enjoy, can get to you after a while and leave you in need of a vacation that rejuvenates your work ethic and your spirit. If you've been bullied and want to start feeling better, you might:   Devote time to old hobbies  Read more Start dating  Socialize with friends and family You might be in need of more substantial care than you can provide by yourself. Therapy or medication might be in order if you've spent a considerable amount of time in the grip of a workplace bully. . It may be that, even if the bully has been dealt with, you might be more comfortable seeking new opportunities elsewhere. Treat this whole experience as an opportunity rather than a setback. If you were unhappy at your place of work, maybe developing skills in a new profession, moving to a different climate, or just transferring to a new branch might provide you with a fresh outlook on life and work.

TL;DR in Russian:

Расставьте приоритеты. Займитесь чем-нибудь значимым и приносящим удовлетворение, помимо работы. Пообщайтесь со своим доктором или психиатром. Смените работу.


You won't do well on a physics test if you cram all of the important information the night before. Make a point to learn, understand, and practice physics problems a couple of days or even weeks before the exam is scheduled so that you are fully prepared when test day comes. Having a good grasp on the information that will be on the test will make you more confident when you take it. You can determine what will be on the exam based on the topics you’ve covered in class and any quizzes or homework that you’ve had thus far. Take a look at the notes that you took in class and memorize and study equations and key concepts that will likely be used on the test. For example, you may be asked to define Newton’s first Law of Motion. You can write, "An object at rest stays at rest and an object in motion stays in motion unless acted upon by an unbalanced force." Having the text in your mind before you go into physics class will make it easier to follow along with your teacher. Many physics concepts build from what you learned last. Determine the parts that you’re having trouble understanding and write down questions that you have for your teacher. For example, if you've already learned how to determine velocity, there's a good chance you'll review how to calculate average acceleration. Knowing the text in advanced will help you absorb the material better. Spend at least 2-3 hours studying and solving new equations outside of class for every 1 hour of class time. This repetition will help you comprehend concepts better and will prepare you to solve the questions on the exam. If you want, you can set a time limit on your answers to replicate the conditions in the exam. Scan through your homework and try to solve the questions that you struggled with or got incorrect. Many teachers will put equations on the exam that are similar to homework questions so review them all. You should even review the questions you got correct so that you can reinforce what will be on the exam.

TL;DR in Russian:

Начните изучать пройденный материал за несколько дней или недель до экзамена. Просмотрите темы, которые могут попасться на экзамене. Читайте перед классными занятиями учебник. Решайте задачи дома. Просматривайте и исправляйте свои домашние работы.


You won't have to force the dieting in order to shed those post baby pounds. Breastfeeding naturally burns calories (about 500 a day) and much of the weight will go away naturally as your body shrinks. Even your lactating breasts can add a couple pounds, so don't worry too much about dieting. Losing those 30 pounds will be easier than you think. This article will discuss healthy ways to keep you from putting on any more weight (and possibly even lose a small amount of weight), but in general you should wait until after you stop breastfeeding to start dieting.  For example, let’s say you normally ate about 2000 calories a day, pre-baby. During pregnancy, you gained 35 pounds. Now, you’ll lose about 9-10 pounds just by giving birth. You’ll lose another several pounds as your body naturally shrinks down and puts itself back together. Now for the rest of those pounds, right? A diet would normally involve cutting your calories intake by about 500 calories, which your body is already doing by making breast milk. Simply by feeding yourself a healthy diet and breastfeeding your baby, you will lose all of the baby weight in just a few months. The fact of the matter is that you’re supposed to eat more and be a little rounder when you’re pregnant and for a while after you have your baby. This is normal and healthy! By trying to get thin again so soon after your baby is born, you put yourself at risk. You may also be putting your child at risk, if your dieting choices lead you to an unhealthy diet. The diets that you normally consider when you think of dieting are largely going to hurt you and your baby. This is especially true of any diet which limits your food groups. You need to a widely varied diet in order to get the nutrients that your baby needs and keep your own body healthy. As a general rule, you want to eat healthy and exercise during this time, not do anything that that promises to drop X pounds in Y days. Atkins, South Beach, and any diet that goes very heavy on the protein and fish (like the Mediterranean...

TL;DR in Russian:

Для начала позвольте вашему телу похудеть естественным образом. Не придерживайтесь многоуровневых или причудливых диет. Правильно подсчитывайте калории. Включите в свой рацион разнообразные продукты. Держитесь подальше от продуктов, которые опасны для вашего малыша. Исключите продукты, которые могут вызвать проблемы у ребенка.


You won't maintain your resolve if you're trying to quit for your parents, your kids or even your spouse. Make up your mind that you're done getting high and you're done with the lifestyle. Narcotics Anonymous follows a 12-step program similar to Alcoholics Anonymous to help you to navigate life after opiates. In addition to following the 12 steps, you can go to meetings to talk to people who share your experience, and you'll be connected with a sponsor who you can talk to at any time as you fight to beat your addiction. Steer clear of people who will enable your lifestyle and friends from your druggie days. Also, avoid dealers or anyone else who used to give you access to drugs. The acute withdrawal may take anywhere from 3 days to 2 weeks. However, you can also experience something called Post-Acute Withdrawal Syndrome, or PAWS.  PAWS often mimics other psychological disorders like depression, anxiety disorder and psychosis. People often experience lethargy, fuzzy thinking, memory problems, sleep disturbances and emotional swings. At the far end of the spectrum, people have thoughts of suicide. Get some support if you find yourself going through the symptoms of PAWS. If left untreated, the symptoms can lead you directly into relapse. You may find out that every part of your daily routine reminds you of the times that you took narcotics, but this will only be temporary. Also, it would be very beneficial to your sobriety to try to find new activities and new sober friends to add to your new life. These can help you down the right path. Of course, only start new things once you're starting to feel well enough and think you're up to it.

TL;DR in Russian:

Откажитесь от наркотиков ради себя и только ради себя. Вступите в организацию, помогающую справиться с наркотической зависимостью. Общайтесь с правильными людьми  Оставьте в прошлом тех, вместе с кем вы употребляли наркотики и кто может снова толкнуть вас на пагубную тропу наркомании. Будьте готовы к тому, что процесс затянется на долгое время. Живите текущим моментом.


You won't need the stems when you freeze the basil. If you harvest basil from your garden during the middle of the growing season, snip or pinch off the top 5 or 6” (12.7 to 15.2 cm) so that you leave some stems and leaves to keep on maturing. You can also put the basil in a bowl of cold water and let it soak. Drain the water from the basil. Put the basil in a colander and let it drain thoroughly. Gently pat the basil dry with paper towels. Basil is fragile, so pat the leaves gently or let them rest nestled between paper towels until they are dry. Fill up the food processor bowl, but don’t pack the leaves too tightly. This will result in coarsely chopped leaves; if you want to make a paste, use the manufacturer's suggested setting on your food processor. This should only take a few seconds. The more finely you want to chop the basil, the longer you should process it. Olive oil prevents the basil from turning dark or even black when it is frozen and gives it a richer flavor. You should use about 2-3 tablespoons of olive oil for each batch of basil. Using olive oil is optional. If you'd like to skip it but still freeze the basil in ice cube trays, you can add enough water to form a slush in the processor instead. If you use ice trays, you can transfer the basil cubes to larger containers after freezing them for 12 hours. You can leave them in the freezer for months and take them out and use them for recipes whenever you like, especially in the winter months. They'll separate from each other easily so you won't have to pull them apart. If you're putting them into a heated dish, then just throw in the frozen leaves and wait for them to thaw -- you won't have to thaw them on your own. If you have too much frozen basil, give it away to your friends -- they'll love you for it.

TL;DR in Russian:

Ощипайте или порежьте ножницами листья базилика со стебля и выбросите стебель. Сполосните базилик в холодной проточной воде. Положите 1-2 пригоршни базилика в кухонный комбайн. Используйте настройку “pulse” (Пульс), чтобы порубить базилик. Взбрызните базилик оливковым маслом во время его резки. Ложкой разложите нарезанный базилик в контейнер для заморозки или формочки для льда. Пользуйтесь вашим замороженным базиликом.


You won't see the result immediately, but keeping a dryer garden is the best method for long-term slug control. Here are some tactics for making your garden less friendly to the damp-loving pests:  Water plants in the early to mid morning, so the soil dries before nightfall.  Install drip irrigation to minimize water use. Keep the yard free of debris, and mow the lawn regularly. Avoid organic mulches, such as straw or grass clippings. Space plants far enough apart to allow air flow between them. The following plant preparations all deter slugs to some extent, if you can find them in your local gardening store:  Oak leaf mulch or tobacco stem meal, spread as a barrier around plants Wormwood tea, made from steeping artemisia cuttings in warm water for 24 hours. Strain and combine with soapy water, then spray onto soil or slugs. Purchase strips of copper foil wide enough that the slugs can’t bridge it with their bodies. Use them to form a barricade around your plants or planting beds. Young children may cut themselves on the strips. Spread salt on the surface where the slugs are crawling around to kill them by drawing out moisture. Be aware that salt can easily kill plants and ruin soil. Use this around the base of potted plants on a porch, or place a barrier on the soil prior to spreading the salt in order to protect the integrity of the soil. Avoid using salt in situations where it can come into the contact with water (like when rainy weather is likely or a sprinkler is running). Water can dissolve salt and wash it off of "safe" surfaces and into the soil, harming soil quality. Frustrated gardeners have thrown just about any substance in their garden to try to keep slugs away. The following are the best of these homemade solutions, but are unlikely to deter 100% of slugs:  Coffee grounds may have mild effects on the health of your garden. Sharp, coarse sand scrapes against slugs, but may not deter them completely. Seaweed is not as effective as plain salt, but perhaps a little safer for your soil. Calcified...

TL;DR in Russian:

Следите за тем, чтобы сад был сухим. Сделайте мульчи или настой из определенных растений. Сделайте барьер из полосок меди. Рассыпьте соль вокруг растений (но не на почву! Постройте барьеры. Выращивайте растения, которые защищают от слизней. Попробуйте использовать более мощные (но более опасные) барьеры.


You won't use the oven for the topping, but it will save you time once you're ready to make the cake. Skip this step if you're making the topping in advance. For best results, move an oven rack to the position second from the top. Canned pineapple conveniently comes in pre-cut rings for easy presentation. The fresh pineapple has a better taste, especially during its peak season in spring and early summer. Choose either one and prepare as follows:   Canned slices: Drain the juices into a bowl and set aside for later.  Fresh pineapple: Cut the pineapple into rings. Start by removing both ends, then the brown skin and eyes. Slice into circles, then remove the core from each slice with a paring knife. Heat the butter first, until melted. Add the brown sugar and cook over medium heat, stirring until the sugar has dissolved. This should make a thick syrup. If possible, use a 9–10 inch (23–25 cm) heavy cast-iron skillet You'll be able to bake the cake in the same pan. Chopped nuts and powdered ginger balance out the acidic fruit, making the topping taste more like spice cake. Just stir these in and move to the next step. Add the pineapple slices to the pan in a single layer. Cook for 2–3 minutes on each side, stirring occasionally. You can cook the pineapples for up to 15 minutes if you prefer them lightly browned. Let this cool to a semisolid layer while you make the batter. If you plan on baking the cake in a baking dish instead of the skillet, move the pineapple slices to a well-greased baking dish and pour the hot syrup over them. Place one in the center of each pineapple ring.

TL;DR in Russian:

Разогрейте духовку до 175 ºC. Приготовьте ломтики ананаса. Растопите сливочное масло и смешайте с коричневым сахаром в чугунной сковороде. Добавьте орехи и имбирь (необязательно). Обжарьте ананас, пока он слегка не подрумянится. Дайте ананасу остыть. Добавьте коктейльные вишенки (необязательно).


You won't want them to know that you snuck out, which is why it's important that you're already home and in bed by the time they wake up. Be quiet when you sneak back in so that you don't wake anyone up. Sometimes it's easier to come back in through your front door than to leave through it. Plus, if you get caught sneaking back in, you can always say that you came downstairs to get a glass of water from the kitchen or a late night snack. If you have a loud dog, an alarm, creaky stairs, etc., then climb back in your window the same way you climbed out. Whether you used a rope or ladder, leave it in place so that you can use it get back into your bedroom. Be sure to replace the screen on your window and close your window before going to bed.  Hide the rope before you go to sleep so that nobody sees it. Wake up early to put the ladder back where you found it before your parents realize it is missing.

TL;DR in Russian:

Вернитесь домой до того, как ваши родители или братья и сестры проснутся. При возможности вернитесь через входную дверь. Оставьте снаряжение для своего побега на том же месте, чтобы проникнуть с его помощью обратно.


You won't want to connect the drive until you install a quick tool that prevents it from running the virus automatically. You'll need this tool to prevent the virus from running automatically when you plug in your flash drive. Here's how to get it:  Go to https://ccm.net/download/download-11613-autorun-exterminator and click the green Download button. If prompted, choose a folder to save the file to, then click Save. Open the Downloads folder (or the folder you selected). Right-click the file called AutoRunExterminator-1.8.zip and select Extract All'. Click Extract. This creates a new folder with the app inside. Double-click the new folder (called AutoRunExterminator-1.8) to open it. Double-click AutoRunExterminator.Exe. If prompted, click Yes or OK to allow the program to run.  This is a free app that will destroy the virus and restore your files. Here's how to get it:  Go to https://www.fosshub.com/UsbFix.html and click 'Windows Installer. It's under the "Download" header. Select your Downloads folder and click Save. Open the Downloads folder and double-click the file that starts with "UsbFix." You may have to click Yes to allow the app to run. It's near the bottom of the window. The tool will now scan your computer, including the flash drive, for viruses. This may take a while. If a virus is found, the tool will remove it from your flash drive. If the tool does not detect the virus or cannot remove it, use the "Using the Command Line" method.  Once you're finished fixing the drive, see How to Remove a Virus to learn how to run a full virus scan on your computer and remove any other malware. It's important to make sure your computer is virus-free before you reconnect the flash drive.  Your files should be visible on your drive now. If you don't see them, they've been buried in a folder. The folder may not have a name (or its name may be unfamiliar). Double-click each folder you see until you've found the one with your files inside. You can delete the AutorunExterminator whenever you wish by right-clicking...

TL;DR in Russian:

Отключите USB-накопитель от компьютера и перезагрузите компьютер. Скачайте и запустите утилиту Autorun Exterminator. Подключите USB-накопитель к компьютеру. Скачайте и запустите бесплатную утилиту UsbFix. Нажмите Run an Analysis (Проанализировать). Нажмите Full Analysis (Полный анализ). Следуйте инструкциям на экране, чтобы удалить вирус. Отключите USB-накопитель и перезагрузите компьютер. Проверьте компьютер на наличие вирусов.


You won't want to let them go on your own property or they will just roost again in the same spot.  This will only really work well if your pigeons have only recently roosted on your property. Pigeons that have been in a place for a long time will find their way back, even from a distance. Contrary to opinion, pigeons are very intelligent and can find their way back to a roost from very far distances. The best combination of methods is to use preventatives like netting and bird strips as well as traps to get rid of a pigeon problem. Killing the pigeons should only be a last resort when all humane methods have failed. You don't want to unnecessarily harm an animal.  Only use a gun in a rural area away from other homes. There will likely be local ordinances on this in more crowded areas. While pigeons are not always a standard in rural areas, they are not wholly uncommon. If you have annoying pigeons on your large property, it will be easy to shoot and kill pigeons with a low caliber gun like a .22 caliber rifle. Because pigeons have, over time, developed a tolerance for humans and are rarely scared in their presence, it should not be very difficult to get a good shot. Again, this should only be done as a last resort as it is inhumane.  Bird poison can hurt other animals, so be careful if you or your neighbors have pets. Be aware of other non-threatening wildlife in your area as well. By baiting and poisoning pigeons, you can easily eliminate them. How to dispose of a large number of dead pigeons is a big concern and poison is inhumane, so only poison pigeons as a last resort. Try all preventative and humane methods before resorting to this.

TL;DR in Russian:

Отъезжайте подальше от своего дома и выпустите птиц. Убейте птиц с помощью пистолета. Используйте яд для контроля над птицами.


You won’t achieve any results if you attempt to perform telekinesis with a closed, skeptical mind. If you tell yourself that nothing will happen, even if on a subconscious level, you’ll prove yourself correct. Your starting point, then, should be to convince yourself that it’s possible to move objects with your mind. There’s no scientific evidence of telekinesis, but there’s no absolute proof that it doesn’t exist, either. daily to improve your mental discipline. Wear loose clothes, sit in a comfortable position, and close your eyes. Breathe in deeply as you count to 4, hold your breath for a 4 count, then count to 8 as you exhale. Attend to your thoughts as you control your breathing, and imagine that each thought is like a star in the sky.  As you exhale, imagine the stars fade away except for a single sun that grows brighter and brighter. Passing, random thoughts quiet as your mind focuses on the one bright star. Continue to control your breathing and, without straining, concentrate on focusing your mind on a single thought. Most people are accustomed to doing 50 things at once, so be patient. It might take time to hone your mental prowess and focus your mind on a single thought. Start by observing a small object around you, such as an apple or cup. Try to commit each of its features to your memory. When you feel that you know and understand the object, close your eyes and see it in your mind’s eye as clearly as you can.  Try to visualize its shape, color nuances, how hard or soft it is, its scent, and other small details. Practice visualizing as you meditate; control your breathing, clear your mind, and focus on a single object. As you practice, try visualizing gradually more complex objects. Work your way up until you can visualize entire scenes, such as your room. See yourself sitting among all of the objects as clearly as possible. Telekinesis requires you have to be fully and truly be in the moment. Your mind can’t wander, and your thoughts can’t stray. It takes time to achieve this degree of mental...

TL;DR in Russian:

Поверьте в возможность телекинеза. Ежедневно  медитируйте, чтобы научиться управлять своим сознанием. Тренируйтесь  мысленно представлять предметы во всех подробностях. Запаситесь терпением и продолжайте тренироваться.


You won’t be able to prove that someone else farted, but there are ways that you can raise suspicion that it was another person, not you.  Use the rule of three or more. This means that you should only let the fart out when you’re standing in a group of three or more people. That’s because it will be easier to diffuse the blame and harder for people to tell who did it with a larger group. The key here is to let out the fart as silently as you can. You could blame someone directly or just indicate you’re disgusted by the smell and question who did it. Don’t react until others start to do so, though. When you see them sniffing the area and starting to realize someone has farted, that’s your chance. Act disgusted by the smell, and point it out only after someone else has started to do so. If you blame another person too fast you might identify yourself as the farter following the old adage “whomever smelt it, dealt it.” This might sound terrible, but if you want people to think the farter was someone else, choose the right person to stand near.  For example, babies and toddlers can’t talk to deny they did it, and most people wouldn’t be surprised if a baby or toddler let out a little gas. A person who is dressed in dirty clothing or who doesn’t always have the best hygiene would be another good choice. Senior citizens and pets can also make good patsies, but it’s really not very nice to blame grandma for something you did. You might actually gain points if you just confess, and admit that you’re the one who stunk up the room.  Apologize and then act as if it’s a normal thing to do. People will probably laugh or act a little uncomfortable, and then they will forget it. You could refer to a cartoon character like Peter Griffin in the Family Guy, who has been known to fart in public before. Just say, “Yeah, yeah, it was me. I’m really sorry. I tried to stop it, but it clearly didn’t work.” Almost everyone can relate. We’ve all been there.

TL;DR in Russian:

Обвините кого-то другого. Станьте возле подходящего человека. Признайтесь во всем.


You won’t be comfortable if you have to sleep with your body contorted into a pretzel, so lay down in the bathtub and see how well you fit.  In order to be comfortable for an entire night of sleep, the bathtub must be long enough for you to stretch out in and wide enough that your shoulders won’t be cramped and you can keep your spine in alignment so your back won’t hurt in the morning.  If the tub isn’t big enough, the floor may be a better option after all. Sleeping on the floor actually has some health benefits and can be good for an achy back!   Make sure you have room to sleep on your back but can also roll over onto your side so you won’t be uncomfortable staying in one position all night. Since people will also be using the bathtub for showers, you will need to make sure it is thoroughly dry before making your bed inside it.  Avoid using the bathtub for several hours before bedtime if possible. If the tub is still wet from someone’s shower, dry it with a towel. You can also use a hairdryer to completely dry the tub. Clean the tub so you won’t get any soap residue or hair on your blankets and pillows. You don’t want to knock a bottle of shampoo onto the floor or have a bar of soap fall on your face during the night.  Remove toiletries (shampoo, conditioner, soap, body wash, lotion, etc.) that are in the way or that you might accidentally knock onto the floor while you sleep. Be courteous with other people’s belongings and make sure you replace everything in the morning.

TL;DR in Russian:

Измерьте ванну. Проверьте, чтобы ванна была чистой и сухой. Уберите все лишнее.


You won’t do well in school if you’re too exhausted to focus. Plan to go to bed early enough each night so that you can get 9-12 hours of sleep if you’re a kid, 8-10 if you’re a teen, and 7-9 if you’re an adult.  To help you sleep better, establish a relaxing bedtime routine, like doing light yoga, meditating, or taking a warm bath before bed. Try to go to bed and wake up at the same time every day. Practice good sleep hygiene by turning off bright screens at least half an hour before bed, avoiding caffeine and other stimulants late in the day, and keeping your room quiet, dark, and comfortable at night. If you’re not getting enough to eat, you’ll feel tired, unfocused, and irritable. Make sure to eat at least 3 balanced meals during the day. It’s especially important to have a nutritious breakfast so that you start your day energized and ready to learn. In every meal, try to include:  Fresh fruits or vegetables Whole grains Lean proteins, like chicken breast or fish Healthy fats, like those found in fish, nuts, and vegetable oils Keep water on hand throughout the day so that you can drink whenever you start to feel thirsty. Staying hydrated will help you focus and keep your energy up. While drinking water is the best way to get hydrated, you can also get some of the fluids you need from juices, herbal teas, soups, or juicy fruits and vegetables.  How much water you need depends on your age. For example, if you’re 9-12 years old, aim to drink 7 glasses of water a day. Older kids and adults should try to drink 8 glasses a day.  If it’s hot or you’re doing a lot of physical activity, you may need to drink more. Always listen to your body and drink if you feel thirsty. Avoid drinking a lot of sugary drinks and caffeinated beverages, which can give you a temporary energy boost but will ultimately leave you feeling drained and tired. School is stressful, so take time to unwind and do things you enjoy. You’ll do much better in school if you aren’t tense and anxious all the time. Some good stress-relieving...

TL;DR in Russian:

Старайтесь  спать достаточное количество времени. Употребляйте  полезную пищу 3 раза в день. Не допускайте  обезвоживания. Учитесь  снимать напряжение. Поощряйте себя за достижения. Стремитесь  мыслить позитивно. Обращайтесь за поддержкой.


You won’t feel very relaxed if you get into a grimy tub. Even if your tub has been cleaned recently, take a moment to wipe it down with a damp towel to clear away any dust or hair that may have accumulated. It’s a good idea to wipe down the tub after you take a bath, too, so that there isn’t a build-up of soap scum over time. Use water that is steamy and hot to the touch, but don’t get it so hot that you can’t hold your hand under the stream. Make sure to plug the tub’s drain! You can always add more hot water while you’re in the tub if it needs a warm-up. You could make your own bubble bath or bath bombs or buy some from the store. Bubble bath gives you the experience of bathing in bubbles, which can be fun and relaxing, and bath bombs are famous for creating beautiful colors for you to enjoy in the tub. If you’re using bubble bath, pour about 1⁄8 cup (30 mL) into the tub while the water is still filling up. The stream of water will help mix and distribute the bubbles. Combine 6-8 drops of essential oils to 1 tablespoon (15 mL) of carrier oil, like coconut or jojoba oil. After the water has finishing filling, add the mixture to the tub.  Eucalyptus and peppermint are great if you have a stuffy nose. Lavender is a relaxing scent. Lemon and rosemary can boost your mood. Use 2 cups (473 grams) of epsom salts in your bath. Pour the salts in while the water is filling up to help it dissolve a little faster. You can also stir the water with your hand to dissolve whatever remains. Soak in the tub for 15-20 minutes or more for the best results. Your body will absorb the magnesium and sulfate from the salts, which can loosen your joints and relax your muscles.

TL;DR in Russian:

Чтобы максимально насладиться процессом, для начала помойте ванну. Включите горячую воду, чтобы она заполнила ванну, пока вы будете делать другие приготовления. Добавьте немного пены или бомбочку для ванны в качестве ароматерапии. Используйте эфирные масла, чтобы расслабить тело или прочистить носовые пазухи. Расслабьте мышцы с помощью английской соли.


You won’t know if the sports bra is right for you unless you try it on to see how it fits. Use a store’s dressing room to see how the sports bra looks and feels. If you’re buying a sports bra online, don’t take the tags off until you’ve tried it on first. When it comes to sports bra straps, you don’t want them to be super stretchy. Put your fingers around the top of one strap, holding it in place. Tug on the center of the cup that corresponds to the strap, seeing how much the strap stretches. You want straps that don’t stretch too much when you pull on them, because this is a sign that they won’t provide great support. You don’t want to be popping out of your sports bra — this won’t give you great support at all. Check to see that your breasts fit inside each cup. If they don’t fit, you need a larger cup size. You can even try bending over while wearing the sports bra to make sure nothing spills out. Slip your finger in-between the band and the front of your chest. Try to pull the band away from you using that same finger. If you can pull the band out more than an inch from your chest, this is a sign that the band is too loose and you need better support. When in doubt, get an expert’s help. Go to a store that has employees who are knowledgeable about bra fittings and have them fit you for a sports bra. They’ll be able to measure you accurately, allowing you to choose a sports bra that will support you the best.  Multiple panels provide greater all-around support. Look for soft seams around the cups. Generally, more fabric means more support. Racer back styles should be wide where they meet the strap to spread out the support in the back.

TL;DR in Russian:

Перед покупкой примерьте спортивный бра. Потяните за лямки, чтобы проверить их эластичность. Убедитесь, что чашки держат всю грудь. Пальцем проверьте пояс бра. Обратитесь за помощью к эксперту.


You wouldn't bet on a baby to run a marathon, so don't insert yourself in the line up right away if you don't have to. Paddle out to sea and catch a broken wave in shallower, white water nearer to the shore. Take a moment to master sitting on your board, too. While you're doing this, make sure you're always facing the waves – never turn your back on something that could seriously injure you. Anytime you're waiting for a wave, keep facing the horizon. This is a technique that allows you to go under breaking waves instead of getting pummeled time and time again each time you go out for a surf. There is a different technique for using a short or long board:  For short boards, gain speed as you approach the wave. Around 2 feet (0.6 m) before making contact with the water, grab the edges of the surfboard between the nose and middle of your board. Push you weight onto your hands until the nose goes under. Put your head down and your body will follow. Once your body is below the surface, take your front leg and bend it down, using that knee to push the tail under the wave. This momentum will put you in the water for only a second or two. For long boards, push up your chest and let the wave pass under your body and over the board.  The "shoot and scoot" method is where you sit on the back of your board and put the tail of it into the water, grabbing the edges of the board at the center so it raises above the wave. You don't just want to ride a wave to shore, you want to ride it parallel to shore for as long as possible. You want the longest possible ride with the most possible speed. Here's how:  Bend your knees to keep a low center of gravity. Lightly lean your weight in the direction you want to go, toward the face of the wave. This will push the rail of your board into the water and elicit a keel effect that cuts into the water, directing your board. On a long board, use the rear section of your board to turn. If you lean too far forward, the rail will dig and you'll be off in no time. It'll take some time, but...

TL;DR in Russian:

Словите несколько разбитых волн ближе к берегу. Отработайте искусство ныряния по-утиному. Начните наклонять доску. Изучайте волны.


You wouldn’t take a cartridge razor to your beard before trimming it down, and the same can be said for shaving any body hair. Start with a trimmer on the shortest setting to give you better visibility and necessitate fewer strokes when you go for the razor.  Make sure you trim with completely dry skin and hair. Wet hair will stick to your chest making it harder to trim, and it can also stick to the trimmer. Depending on your level of chest hair, this can cause quite a mess. Putting down a towel or trimming in a dry bathtub basin can help keep the process tidy. With the hair down to an appropriate shave length, get in a warm shower. The heat will soften the chest hair and open the pores and hair follicles, making the hair easier to shave. You want the shower to be warm and steamy but not scalding. You definitely do not want to irritate your skin before you even start shaving. A shaving product will help lubricate the skin for the razor blade to pass more easily, and it will also cut down on shaving irritation. You may prefer a clear product that goes on smooth as opposed to a rich-lathering shaving cream that can cover chest contours and make it more difficult to see what you’re doing.

TL;DR in Russian:

Удалите волосы триммером до того, как начнете принимать ванну или душ. Примите теплый душ. Нанесите увлажняющий гель для бритья, лосьон и пену.


You write out the long division of polynomials the same as you do for dividing numbers. The dividend goes under the long division bar, while the divisor goes to the left. If you’re dividing x2 + 11 x + 10 by x +1, x2 + 11 x + 10 goes under the bar, while x + 1 goes to the left. The result of this division goes on top of the division bar. For our example, dividing x2, the first term of the dividend, by x, the first term of the divisor yields x. You would write an x on the top of the division bar, over the x2. Write the result of the multiplication under the leftmost terms of the dividend. Continuing with our example, multiplying x + 1 by x produces x2 + x. You would write this under the first two terms of the dividend. To do so, first reverse the signs of the product of the multiplication. After subtracting, bring down the remaining terms of the dividend. Reversing the signs of x2 + x gives - x2 - x. Subtracting this from the first two terms of the dividend leaves 10x. After bringing down the remaining term of the dividend, you have 10x + 10 as the interim quotient to continue the division process with. You’ll again divide the first term of the divisor into that of the interim quotient, write that result on top of the division bar after the first term of the quotient, multiply the result by the divisor, and then calculate what to subtract from the interim quotient.  Because x goes into 10x 10 times, you would write “+ 10” after the x in the quotient position on the division bar. Multiplying x +1 by 10 gives 10x + 10. You write this under the interim quotient and reverse the signs for the subtraction, making -10x – 10. When you perform the subtraction, you have a remainder of 0. Thus, dividing x2 + 11 x + 10 by x +1 produces a quotient of x + 10. (You could have gotten the same result by factoring, but this example was chosen to keep the division fairly simple.)

TL;DR in Russian:

Запишите делимое и делитель так, как вы записываете обычные числа при их делении в столбик. Разделите первый член делимого на первый член делителя. Умножьте результат из предыдущего шага (х) на делитель. Вычтите результат (из предыдущего шага) из делимого. Повторите предыдущие три шага с промежуточным двучленом (полученным в предыдущем шаге).


You! Stop it. You know how it works. Instead of thinking thoughts that are helpful and rational you end up thinking things like, "I'm a complete failure -- I'll never amount to anything regardless of what I do, so why bother trying?" Here's some news for you: Those thoughts are not facts. They are feelings. And feelings can change. When you catch yourself thinking something negative, either force yourself to immediately stop it in its tracks or add on something to make it better. "I'm a complete failure" turns into, "I'm a complete failure at this one thing today. Tomorrow is another story." Take yourself out of the black and white. Nothing is 100%. When they said, "This too shall pass," this is what they were talking about. Between naps and box sets of the Golden Girls, it's easy to lose track of who you once were. In order to snap out of the rut, you gotta do things that you may not want to do -- and keeping up your old (pre-rock bottom) life is one of them. If you used to play music, force yourself to play music. If you used to love cooking, cook. It may be the last thing you want to do, but rediscovering what once brought you joy could be just the catalyst for change you need. In addition to keeping up old habits (the good ones), new ones work just as well! Staying active (both physically and mentally) will force you out of this lackluster, lethargic thought-path you've been squeezed into. Are there any opportunities at your school or workplace? Is a friend trying something out that seems interesting to you? What could be a valuable way to spend your free time? In other words, what could distract you? That dang villain called lethargy strikes daily. Morning rolls around and the only reason to get out of bed is to go to the bathroom. This is where the to-do list comes in handy. On it, write all the little things you want to accomplish for the day. It doesn't have to be world-changing, it just has to get you out of bed and being productive. It all depends on where you are in the process. It could be...

TL;DR in Russian:

Остановите негатив. Вспомните старое хобби или найдите новое. Составьте список веще для ежедневного выполнения. Помогайте другим. Окружите себя положительно влияющими факторами. Переедьте.


You'll access your router's configuration page by entering its IP address into a web browser on your computer. Most routers have the IP address printed on a sticker on the bottom. If your router doesn't have this sticker, or you can't physically access the router, follow the instructions in this method. If you are using an Apple AirPort router, see the Updating an AirPort Router section below instead. " This will open a new System Preferences window. This will display all of your network connections. It will have a green indicator next to it, and will say "Connected" underneath. Make sure you're connected to the router's network. This will open a new window. This is the IP address for your router.

TL;DR in Russian:

Поищите адрес на корпусе маршрутизатора. Откройте меню Apple и выберите «Системные настройки». Нажмите «Сеть». Выберите активное соединение на левой панели. Щелкните по «Дополнительно». Перейдите на вкладку «TCP/IP» и найдите строку «Маршрутизатор».


You'll actually get to your destination faster that way. It's better to travel 50 miles and get dropped off at a gas station or truck stop than to travel 100 miles and get dropped off in a bad hitchhiking spot.  If you're on a busy roadway for more than two hours and people aren't stopping, you're probably on the wrong road or the wrong side of the road.   Never take rides from anyone who appears intoxicated. Drinking while driving is illegal in many places, but people still do it. Don't be afraid to ask the driver questions to get to know them better. Ask them where they are going, and why. This might give you a better idea of their intentions. Even if you are desperate, your safety is more important. If you are getting bad vibes from the first car that has pulled over in hours, don't get in. It is not worth the risk. Wait for another car. You should be wary of the following:  Cars that look and/or smell dirty. This implies that the person is not responsible and doesn't care about themselves, and quite possibly others. Cars that have bottles or cans, especially empty ones. If they are alcoholic, stay away; the driver might be intoxicated. Cars that have multiple people inside. This means that there are more people who can take advantage of you. Drivers who give too much or not enough eye contact. They usually are hiding something. Drivers who are angry, controlling, or impatient. Not only can they make your ride less enjoyable, but they might not be very safe drivers. If someone pulls over for you and you don't feel safe (or if you are already in the car and no longer feel safe), you should not hesitate to stand firm and refuse the ride. If you are already in the car, politely ask to be let out at the next stop. If that doesn't work, here are some things you could say to excuse yourself,:  "I'm sorry, I was hoping for a ride that is going further than that." "Oh no, I think I forgot something back in town. I need to head back. Thanks for the offer, though." "Ugh... I feel sick..." Be sure to look nauseated...

TL;DR in Russian:

Не садитесь в первую попавшуюся машину. Знайте, что вы не обязаны принимать все предложения подвезти вас. Доверяйте своей интуиции и не бойтесь отказывать. Оставайтесь на связи с друзьями и родственниками. Не ловите машину ночью. Держите свою сумку при себе все время. Возьмите с собой кого-нибудь, если вы женщина или если вы путешествуете автостопом в первый раз.


You'll also want to make sure that your scanner is on and connected to your computer before proceeding. Click the Windows logo in the bottom-left corner of the screen. Doing so will search for the Windows Fax and Scan app. It's at the top of the Start window. This option is in the upper-left side of the Fax and Scan window. A new window will open. If you don't see your scanner's name at the top of the window or the wrong scanner is listed, click Change... in the upper-right side of the window and then select your scanner's name. Click the "Profile" drop-down box, then select the type of document (e.g., Photo) in the drop-down box. Click the "Color format" drop-down box, then select either Color or Black and White. Your scanner may also have different options for colors here. Click the "File type" drop-down box, then click the file type (e.g., PDF or JPG) that you want to use to store the scanned document on your computer. When scanning anything other than a photo, it's best to select PDF. Depending on your scanner, you may have other options (e.g., "Resolution") that you can modify prior to scanning your document. It's at the bottom of the window. This will bring up a preliminary scan to show you what your scanned document will look like. If your document appears crooked, uneven, or chopped-off, you can readjust the document in your scanner and then click Preview again to see if your adjustment fixed the problem. It's at the bottom of the window. Your document will begin scanning into your computer using your selected options and format. To do so:  Open Start  Open File Explorer  Click Documents on the left side of the window. Double-click the Scanned Documents folder.

TL;DR in Russian:

Положите документ в сканер лицевой стороной вниз. Откройте меню «Пуск». В строке поиска меню «Пуск» введите факсы и сканирование. Щелкните по Факсы и сканирование. Нажмите Новое. Выберите сканер. Выберите тип документа. Укажите цвет документа. Выберите тип файла. Измените другие параметры на странице. Нажмите Предварительный просмотр. Щелкните по Сканировать. Найдите отсканированный документ.


You'll also want your meat to be a kind that uses quick cooking methods, like New York strips, rib steak, and porterhouse cuts. Small cuts of meat should be avoided, as the loss of moisture during aging can make these seem too small to be the main course of a meal. Larger pieces, on the other hand, can be trimmed down.  Individually cut steaks will not work for the dry aging process. You'll need a whole cut, like rib sections 103, 107, 109A, and 109 Export. Boneless beef rib or loin roast rated as "choice" or "prime" are also good options for your dry aging.  When buying one of these cuts from a butcher, you should ask him not to trim your cut of meat at all. Do not trim your meat before storing it for dry aging. The color is directly related to the tenderness of the beef and how long the aging process should last. If your beef is darker, it does not need to be aged more than a week. Beef that is lighter in color should be aged more than 7 days, but no longer than 30 days. If you have difficulty discerning the color of your meat at a glance, you might want to compare it side by side with a fresh cut of meat. Remove your meat from the packaging it came wrapped in. Then, with cool water, thoroughly rinse all parts of the meat exposed to the open air. After you have finished rinsing, pat the meat dry with paper towels. Once your meat is dry, it's ready to be wrapped. The cheesecloth will form a protective barrier around your meat and will prevent the meat from dehydrating too suddenly. Wrap your cut of meat loosely in the cheesecloth so that all exposed portions of it are covered by three layers of the cloth. You can also protect your meat from sudden dehydration with a triple thick layer of paper towel.

TL;DR in Russian:

Выбирайте большой кусок мяса высшего качества. Проверьте цвет мяса перед выдержкой, так как он напрямую влияет на мягкость готовой говядины и длительность созревания. Распакуйте и сполосните мясо. Заверните мясо в марлю.


You'll be a stronger candidate if you appear to have a good attitude and seem excited about the job. Focus your answers on your accomplishments and how you hope to succeed moving forward. When you talk about past obstacles, explain how they've helped you grow and what lessons you've learned.  For instance, tell the interviewer that you're excited to take on new job tasks. Say, "I'm really excited about the opportunities for growth here. This project sounds really exciting." When talking about a conflict with a past coworker, say, "Communication with my team leader at my prior job was difficult at first, but our relationship taught me new ways to communicate. Because we compromised, we were able to complete our project ahead of schedule." The interviewer wants to know how you’ll solve the company’s problems, so tell them why you’ll perform well in the position if you’re hired. Discuss how your skills fit the job description and what your first steps will be if you’re hired. Additionally, use stories about your past work to show how you’ll perform well at this company.  Your answers to each question should focus on how your knowledge, skills, and background fit this position and this company. As an example, let’s say they ask you, “Why do you want to work for this company?” You might say something like, “I love that this company is focused on innovation instead of maintaining the status quo. In my career, I’ve developed systems that explore new concepts, and I want to pursue that further.” The company is likely interviewing a lot of candidates, so it’s easy to blend in with the other interviewees. To stand out, tell a story that makes you memorable. Make sure that one of the stories you pick from your work or education history sets you apart from the other candidates, then include that in your answers to the interview questions. For example, let’s say your interviewer has asked, “What is a time that you made a mistake in the past? What happened?” You might reply, “At my previous job, I saved an important client...

TL;DR in Russian:

На собеседовании сами задавайте позитивный и энергичный тон общения. Объясните, почему вы отлично подходите для обсуждаемой должности и самой компании. Расскажите что-нибудь уникальное о своей карьере или об образовании, чтобы вас запомнили. Позитивно расскажите о прошлых сложностях в своей карьере, чтобы показать свою деликатность. Избегайте шуток, так как из-за них вы можете показаться менее профессиональным. Будьте честны, рассказывая о своих слабых сторонах, но при этом сообщите, как вы с ними справляетесь. Расспросите рекрутера о вакантной должности.