You must always be honest when you are asking for forgiveness. If you believe that God knows your heart anyway, there is no sense in lying to him. Tell him the guilt you feel for your sin, and that being separated from him has made you sad.  Say, “God, I feel sick to my stomach because I know I have caused you pain.” It can be good to pray aloud to God so that you are saying specifically what is on your mind as opposed to only thinking it. God’s word is powerful, and he encourages you to use it when you speak to him. Since the words in the Bible come from God, they show a model for how to talk to God. Search your Bible, or online, to find scriptures about asking for forgiveness. Use those to make your prayer meaningful.  Look these scriptures up and pray them in your prayer: Romans 6:23, John 3:16, 1 John 2:2. These scriptures talk about forgiveness. The New Testament is full of truth about forgiveness. Search on your own and find scriptures that speak to you about the forgiveness you’re seeking. You can repeat the scripture verbatim or paraphrase it so it means more to you. Just as you would with other people, after saying you are sorry you must ask to be forgiven. There is no special prayer you have to pray to earn forgiveness from God. All you have to do is ask him to forgive you, through Jesus Christ, and believe that he will forgive you.  Say to God, “I denied knowing you to my friend. It was wrong and cowardly for me to do that. I’m sorry I didn’t tell him about your love for us. Please forgive me for my weakness in that moment." You do not need to plead, beg, or repeat yourself over and over. Asking God one time, with a genuine heart, is all you have to do. Belief and forgiveness go hand in hand. It’s no good to ask for forgiveness but not believe God will forgive you. God says that when you ask him to forgive you with sincere hearts that is He is faithful to forgive. Tell yourself you believe Him and tell God you believe Him.  1 John 1:9 tells you that, “If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just...

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Помолитесь о своих чувствах. Используйте в своей молитве стихи из Священного Писания. Попросите Бога простить вас за то, что вы сделали. Скажите Богу о том, что вы верите в то, что Он вас простил.


You must be a Team Admin or Owner to remove someone from a Slack channel. Open the Slack app on your computer (or click “Log In” at Slack.com to begin.  If the channel is public, the person you remove will still be able to view the channel history and archived files. They can also rejoin the channel if they wish. If the channel is private, the person will not be able to view files or the channel history unless they are added back to the channel. If you’re not already logged in to your team, enter your team name and user credentials when prompted. You will arrive at your team’s default channel, usually #general. Note that you can’t remove a team member from #general (or other default team channels). Click the name of the channel (e.g., “#channel”) on the left column to join. This icon (which looks like a 2-pane window) is near the top of the screen, directly to the left of the Search box. A menu called “About [#channel]” will expand on the right. Now you’ll see a list of everyone who’s a part of the channel. A small menu will appear. Now you’ll see a confirmation screen appear. Slackbot will send a message to this team member to inform them that they’ve been removed.

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Запустите Slack. Войдите в свою команду. Присоединитесь к каналу. Нажмите на иконку «Show Channel Details» (Подробно о канале). В меню «About # [channel]» необходимо нажать на опцию «Members» (Участники). Нажмите на пользователя, которого хотите удалить. Нажмите на ссылку «Remove from # [channel]» (Удалить из #[название канала]). Нажмите «Yes, remove them» (Да, удалить его), чтобы сохранить изменения.


You must be at least 18 years old to buy a pistol from a private seller. You can not buy a pistol from a dealer, however. You must be 21 years old or older to buy a pistol from a federal firearms licensed dealer. Only Michigan residents may purchase a pistol in Michigan. That's a Federal Firearm Licensed dealer. If you are purchasing from anyone else, you will need the permit unless you have a concealed pistol license(CPL).If you are a CPL holder and are purchasing from another person all you need is a RI-60. This is also called a license to purchase a pistol, or an LTP. It is valid for 30 days as of December 18th, 2012.  Complete the application for a pistol purchase permit at your local police agency. If you reside within municipal limits, go to your city police department. If you live in a rural area or outside municipal limits, go to your county sheriff's department. Bring valid identification with you. You must present police with a current ID that shows your photograph. It's not super invasive -- they're mainly checking to see if you're mentally stable or if you have any restraining orders to your name. This generally takes 24 hours.  Take an oath before a notary public. You must swear that you comply with applicable federal laws and Michigan state laws for owning a pistol in Michigan. The laws stipulate numerous circumstances that prohibit applicants from receiving a purchase permit. You can see the complete list at the Michigan State Police website at www.michigan.gov/msp. As of last year, the Basic Pistol Safety Questionnaire is no longer given. Just for the record. You can usually get the permit the day after you apply. The police can only deny the permit if you've been convicted of a felony or have displayed a history of violent or mentally unstable behavior. You'll also receive a PSR -- Pistol Sales Record in triplicate. One will be for you, one will be for the police, and one will be for your seller. Don't lose these! The dealer's identification number must be on the PSR in addition to...

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Придерживайтесь  возрастных ограничений. Получите разрешение на покупку, если вы  не покупаете  у FFL продавца. Пройдите проверку. Заберите свое утвержденное разрешение на покупку в полицейском участке. Если вы покупаете у FFL, получите PSR. Используйте разрешение при покупке пистолета и PSR в Мичигане. Предоставьте одну копию PSR в местное отделение полиции.


You must be part of the Facebook system to comment on any profiles or pages. If you want to create a page for your business, you will need to start by making a personal profile to serve as administrator for the Facebook page. Most Facebook profiles limit interaction to people who have requested to connect, rather than allowing the public to comment.  Use the search bar at the top of your profile to find friends based on their names. Start using Facebook’s suggestions once you have some friends. Click on the Friends tab under your cover photo. Then, click the “Find Friends” button. Scroll through the section entitled “People You May Know.” Submit a Friend Request to anyone with whom you want to interact. Return to the Friends tab to find friends through your email address. Find the section that says “Find Personal Contacts” on the right side of the page. Enter your Hotmail, Yahoo, AOL, or iCloud email. Click the “Find Friends” button and you will give Facebook permission to import email contacts and invite them to be friends. Click “Like” to get their Facebook page updates and be able to comment on their pages. You should see a fresh stream of updates every few minutes. You can also access your News Feed through third-party Facebook apps. Once you have downloaded the app to your phone, tablet or computer, enter your Facebook account details and click the “Home” or “News Feed” sections. Hover over it. Click the “Comments” box to see other comments and enable your own comments. Type your comment in the box. When you are satisfied, press “Enter” to publish your comment on Facebook. Find the pencil that appears to the right of the highlighted column and click it. Click “Edit” and change your text to fix it. Your comment will list the date and time of the last edit you made. Friends can click on the “Edited” link under the comment to see what you changed. Choose “Delete” in the drop down box. Confirm you want to delete the comment. Beware that record of your comment may still exist on Facebook servers.

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Создайте личный профиль на Facebook. Добавляйте в друзья людей, с которыми вы хотели бы общаться. Ищите компании, организации, ваших любимых артистов и музыкальных исполнителей с помощью той же строки поиска. В верхней панели нажмите кнопку "Главная", чтобы просмотреть ленту новостей ваших друзей и понравившихся страниц. Выберите обновление статуса или запись, которую желаете прокомментировать. Прокрутите ниже. Вы можете редактировать свои комментарии. Вы можете удалить свой комментарий, выбрав пункт "Удалить" в меню, выпадающем при нажатии на карандаш.


You must commit to making the change to really start seeing results. Thinking about why you want to be more assertive would be helpful. Here are some of the potential toxic consequences of being overly passive:  Frustration with yourself may occur as you keep asking yourself how you did manage to let that happen. Resentment can occur because you may begin to feel like you're being taken advantage of. Violence and verbal aggression can occur when the frustration builds up and you inappropriately respond and lose control. Depression can result due to a sense of feeling helpless and feeling like you having no control of situations. Be as specific as possible. So instead of writing down that you want to be more assertive at work, you could specify to be more assertive with a coworker. Keep in mind that there may be some areas where you are more assertive in than others. Identify specific areas that you need to work on so that you can focus on becoming more assertive in those fields. Becoming more assertive is a skill and as with all skills, it takes practice to improve. It's probably best to practice being more assertive with a friend or mate and then move up to higher risk situations as your skills improve. For example, if your sister wants you to run an errand for her again, and you simply don't want to do it, this might be a great time to practice being more assertive.  Remember, you still love or like the other person when you are assertive; saying no means that you recognize that your needs are just as important as hers. When possible, try practicing with a few low-risk situations before moving on to higher risk situations. Whenever possible, script what you're going to say in advance. This way you can rehearse what you're going to say before you actually begin to assert yourself in that situation.  You can write down the script first to help solidify what you're going to say in your mind. Be sure to use “I” statements instead of “You” statements. For instance, you might say, “I'm unable to watch the kids...

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Убедите себя стать более решительным. Запишите аспекты, в которых нужно проявлять решительность. Начните с ситуаций с низким уровнем риска. Репетируйте свои слова. Назначьте время беседы. Повторяйте все шаги.


You must create a group for your new commands before you can add them to the tab. This adds an item named “New Group” underneath the name of your new tab in the list. Click the Rename button to display the Name dialog box, type in the new name, and click OK. You can then add commands to this group. You can add a custom group to one of the default tabs as well as to your custom tab. One use of this feature is to create a custom group that includes only the commands in a default tab's group that you use most frequently and then delete the original group.

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В списке настройки ленты выберите имя вкладки, которую вы только что создали. Внизу над списком настройки ленты нажмите Создать Группу. Присвойте новой группе содержательное имя.


You must do this so that your ear is completely wiped clean of any bacteria that may have gotten into your piercing. Wait until the ear is dry to pierce it. You can also use hydrogen peroxide or rubbing alcohol to sterilize your ear. It is important to plan ahead for where you would like the piercing to go; otherwise your piercing might end up crooked, too high, or too low. If you are piercing both of your ears, look in the mirror and make sure that the marks you have made on your ears are even. If you have other piercings and are doing your second or third piercing, make sure that you leave enough space in between piercings so that you can wear studs in both holes without the earrings overlapping. Likewise, don’t make your holes too far apart or they may look odd. Piercing needles have a hollow center so you can easily slip your earring through your ear once you make a hole with the needle. Do not share needles with other people as this could lead to infection. Piercing needles can be cheaply obtained at many online vendors, as well at many piercing studios.  Make sure to use a needle that is one gauge bigger than the earring that you plan to wear. 16 gauge barbell studs combined with 15 gauge needles work well. You can also choose to buy a piercing package, which comes with two sterilized piercing earrings that have been loaded into a spring puncher. You can purchase these at beauty supply stores. Make sure to follow the directions on the package exactly as they are written. The best thing for newly pierced ears, whether it's through lobes or cartilage, are studs. 16 gauge and about 10mm long (3/8") is a good size; the length allows for swelling, which can easily double the thickness of your ear.  Some jewelry stores sell piercing earrings--these are earrings with a very sharp tip similar to a needle. These are good to use because they will re-pierce your ear as you slide it into the hole made by your needle. If you can, purchase earrings of a higher quality metal such as silver or titanium. Metals of...

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Используйте ватные диски, пропитанные 70 % раствором изопропилового спирта. Отметьте место, которое вы хотите проколоть. Купите стерильную иглу для пирсинга. Выберите себе серьги. Простерилизуйте иглу на огне. Вымойте руки водой с мылом. Уберите волосы от места, где вы планируете проколоть ухо.


You must first be aware of your daydreaming when it occurs in order to begin to change it. Once you have identified the purpose, patterns, and consequences of your daydreaming, it may be helpful to start noticing when you are daydreaming in the moment. Signs you may be daydreaming include: losing eye contact with someone during a conversation, having difficulty focusing on your current task, not remembering what was just said in a conversation, thinking thoughts unrelated to the current situation, and having imaginary conversations with people or imagining events occurring in your head. Once you have identified that you are daydreaming, stop immediately and write down what you were daydreaming about, as well as the time of day, situation or place you were in, and how long your mind was wandering.This will help you become aware of when you daydream and will help you understand the patterns of your behaviors better. Question the utility of the daydream. Ask yourself, is this daydream helping me in some way? Certain types of daydreaming can lead to negative outcomes. For example, daydreaming about people whom you do not know very well can increase loneliness. However, imagining people who are close to us can increase feelings of connection and satisfaction with life in general.   Choose boundaries that, when crossed, signal you to stop daydreaming. Some of them might include intimacy, spending large amounts of money, or extreme violence. Sometimes when you are lost in your own dreams and it is wasting your time, just look at your watch. Keeping a watch is a reminder telling you that how precious it is for you make the most of this moment because it won't be back ever again! Mind-wandering can be used to self-reflect and work toward fulfilling personal goals. Imagery and visualization techniques are common in therapy, especially in the treatment of anxiety and depression. In using visualization techniques, you can focus your daydream on something that will be helpful and relaxing for you.  One example of an...

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Усиливайте осознанность. Ведите дневник фантазий. Изложите принципы и границы фантазирования. Сфокусируйте фантазии. Начните двигаться. Вознаградите себя за сосредоточенность. Подумайте о лечении.


You must first understand what you did wrong in order to change it.  Define the mistake. Did you say something wrong? Did you accidentally make a mistake on a project at work or at school? Did you forget to clean the bathroom like you promised? Understand how and why you made the mistake. Did you do it on purpose and then later regret it? Were you simply not paying enough attention? Think to yourself something like, "How did I forget to clean the bathroom? Did I not want to clean it and avoid it? Did I get too busy?" If you are not sure what you did wrong, ask someone (friend, family member, teacher, co-worker, boss) to help you find out. For example, if someone is upset at you, you can ask,"I sense that you are upset with me, can you explain?" This person may then say, "I'm upset with you because you said you would clean the bathroom and you didn't do it." Look at your patterns of behavior and how you have had similar issues in the past. Are there other times when you forgot to do something? Write down any patterns or themes you notice that keep coming up for you. This may help you identify a larger goal that you need to work on (attention span, certain skills, etc). For example, perhaps you tend to forget tasks that you don't want to do such as cleaning. This could indicate you are avoiding the task or that you need to become more organized in order to remember to complete certain responsibilities. Understand that your mistake is your own. Take the responsibility that is yours and avoid blaming it on someone else. If you play the blame-game then you cannot learn from your faults, and you may continue making the same mistakes over and over again.  Write down the parts of the problem that you contributed to, or the specific mistake you made. Identify things you might have done differently to produce a better outcome.

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Распознайте свою ошибку. Помните свои прошлые ошибки. Берите ответственность на себя.


You must have iCloud for Windows installed and you must be signed in with your Apple ID. Be sure it's configured correctly to sync with your iCloud Photo Library.  Any new photos or videos added to your iCloud Photo Stream will appear here.

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Откройте меню «Пуск». Щелкните по папке «iCloud». Нажмите «Фото iCloud». Выберите «Загрузки».


You must let the macaron shells cool down before adding the filling. If you don’t, the shells may crack or lose their crispness. Handle the shells carefully, since they’re quite fragile when they come out of the oven. The shells will be the visible part of the cookie, so you want them to look as perfect as possible. once they’ve cooled completely. You can fill the macaron shells with cream cheese, fruit jams, fondue, ganache, and so much more. Try something new, or adding your favorite filling once the shells are cool. You can freeze unfilled macaron shells for about 3 months. When you’re ready to finish making the cookies, pull the shells out of the freezer and give them 30 minutes to come to room temperature. At that point, you can add your filling and assemble the cookies. Use a plastic or glass container and make sure the lid snaps on tightly. Line the cookies up one layer at a time. Place pieces of parchment paper between any subsequent layers. Leave the cookies out on the counter if you plan to eat them within a day. Place them in the fridge for up to 3 days. You can also freeze the cookies for 3 to 6 months. If you're storing in the fridge or freezer, place the container in the middle or near the back. Avoid placing the container near the front, since the temperature fluctuates there and will cause the cookies to become soggy.

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Достаньте половинки «макарон» из духовки и охладите. Наполните половинки Как вариант, заморозьте половинки «макарон», чтобы начинить их позже. Поместите готовое печенье в герметичный контейнер. Оставьте на кухонном столе, охладите или заморозьте.


You must meet the following criteria before you can use Family Link:  Your kid must be under 13 years old. You can also just create a Google Account for a sub-13-year-old if you want to use Family Link for a teenager.  Your kid's phone or tablet must use Android Nougat (Android 7.0) or higher. You must have a Google Account. You must live in a supported area. Supported areas include Argentina, Australia, Brazil, Canada, Chile, Ireland, Japan, Mexico, New Zealand, United Kingdom, and United States. Be sure to do this on the Android from which you want to control another Android, not on the Android on which you want to block porn. Open the Google Play Store, then do the following:  Tap the search bar. Type in family link  Tap Google Family Link  Tap INSTALL  Tap ACCEPT when prompted. Tap OPEN in the Google Play Store, or tap the Family Link app icon. The Family Link app will open to the introduction screen. This icon is at the bottom of the screen. Doing so will take you to the beginning of the Family Link setup process. You'll see this option at the bottom of the screen. It's in the bottom-right corner of the screen. In order to set up Family Link on your Android, you'll have to select the correct answers by doing the following in the lower-right corner of the screen:  Tap YES  Tap YES  Tap YES, I AGREE This will take you to the account creation section. Unfortunately, even if your kid already has a Google Account, you'll have to create a new one for them. Do the following:  Enter your kid's name and tap NEXT  Enter your kid's date of birth and tap NEXT  Enter an email address for your kid and tap NEXT  Enter a password for your kid and tap NEXT twice. Check the "I agree" box, then tap AGREE  Enter your card details for the $0.01 confirmation transaction, then tap ACCEPT Tap NEXT twice, then follow the on-screen instructions to set up your kid's phone with Family Link. Once you've finished adding the kid's phone to Family Link, you can proceed. Each Android phone comes with a certain set of pre-installed apps;...

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Убедитесь, что вы можете использовать приложение Family Link. Установите приложение Family Link. Запустите приложение Family Link. Нажмите три раза. Коснитесь Get Started (Приготовиться). Нажмите Start (Начать). Ответьте на вопросы. Дважды нажмите Next (Далее). Создайте учетную запись Google для своего ребенка. Подключите устройство ребенка к учетной записи Family Link. Измените разрешения приложений. Активируйте Безопасный поиск в браузерах. Завершите настройку Family Link.


You must remove your silicone phone case before you can give it a thorough cleaning. Gently stretch a corner of your case to start pulling if off your phone. Continue lifting up the silicone case around the perimeter of the phone until you can pull the device out completely. Avoid pulling the silicone hard enough to damage or tear it. The best cleaning solution for your silicone phone case is warm soapy water. Add dish washing liquid to a cup of water while it is still warm to ensure that the soap dissolves in it properly. Stir the mixture until it is slightly foamy. Soak a clean toothbrush in your soap mixture for 1-2 minutes, then apply it to your silicone case. Scrub the case in small circular motions. Focus on stains or caked on dirt to get your phone case as clean as possible. Dip the toothbrush back into the soapy water every few seconds to ensure a thorough clean. Baking soda can help to lift patches of oil, dirt, or debris on your phone case that are difficult to remove. Sprinkle a small amount of baking soda directly on the soiled are. Continue to scrub the case with the toothbrush. When you are done scrubbing, rinse the soapy mixture off your phone in the sink. Use warm water as opposed to hot or cold water. Gently rub the case as you rinse to make sure that no soap remains on it. Putting your phone back in your case when it is still moist may damage your phone and allow bacteria to build inside of the case. Dab your phone case with a paper towel to remove as much water as possible. Then, let your case sit for about an hour to be sure that it is dry and ready to use. If you are pressed for time, try drying your phone case with a blow dryer for a few seconds on the lowest setting. Daily use of your cell phone means the regular transfer of oil and bacteria between you and your device. Keep germs and dirt to a minimum by cleaning your phone case at least once a month, inside and out. To remember to do this, set a monthly reminder or make a note on your calendar or in your agenda.

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Снимите чехол с телефона. Налейте в миску стакан теплой воды и добавьте 1–2 капли средства для мытья посуды. Окуните в мыльный раствор зубную щеку и почистите ей чехол. Трудновыводимые пятна можно присыпать сверху питьевой содой. Тщательно прополощите чехол под краном. Прежде чем надевать чехол обратно на телефон, дайте ему полностью высохнуть. Чтобы держать чехол в чистоте, его необходимо мыть как минимум один раз в месяц.


You must understand the primary organelles (cell components, essentially the organs of the cell), their relation to one another, and the differences between plant and animal cells if you are going to construct an accurate 3D model.  You must know the different organelles if you are going to model them. Vitally, you must understand their shape. The colors usually given to the different cell components in textbooks are used for contrast and usually bear no resemblance to reality, so in that instance you can be creative. But you must develop the correct shapes in order to model them. It is also important to know how the various cell structures relate to one another. For example, the endoplasmic reticulum (ER) is always located close to the nucleus because it processes the proteins that are used in DNA replication. Consider where you will place your organelle as you are creating your model.  Know the differences between plant and animal cells. Most importantly, plant cells have an exterior cell wall made of cellulose, contain very large vacuoles (a membrane-bound collection of water and enzymes), and possess chloroplasts (the portions of the plant cell that convert sunlight into usable energy). Centrosomes are only present in animal cells. Similarly, animal cells always have cilia, while plant cells often don't. Animal cells are typically round and irregular, while plant cells are rectangular and fixed in shape. Will your model be a transparent representation, with the cell components suspended in a see-through material? Will it instead be a cutaway model, giving the appearance of a cell that has been cut in half but containing organelles that provide a three-dimensional appearance? Instructions on how to construct two alternative styles of model appear later in this article, but will be summarized here:  The first option is a fully three-dimensional representation of a cell, with all of the organelles suspended in clear gelatin. The second option involves using craft materials to construct a cut-away model that...

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Ознакомьтесь со строением живых клеток. Продумайте основную концепцию будущей модели. Подумайте о том, какие материалы вам понадобятся. Дайте волю фантазии.


You must use actual paste, not a gel toothpaste. The paste contains abrasive material that scrapes plaque off your teeth. This will sand down the scratched surface as well, hiding the scratch causing the laser to misread.  Baking soda toothpaste works well due to the extra grit. If you're lucky, your toothpaste will list an abrasion rating, called RDA. No one's tested how RDA affects disk cleaning, but a higher rating (120+) should work better. A small dab should be enough. As before, use a clean, lint-free cloth such as cotton or microfiber.

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Выберите зубную пасту. Нанесите немного зубной пасты на ткань для полировки.


You need a good resume and a quality headshot. It's the first thing that agencies and casting directors will see and can make or break your chances at getting auditions.  Quality headshots must be 8x10 inches, and done by a professional photographer, preferably one with a good reputation who specializes in headshots. A quality resume will include all of your acting experience, with details about the productions and your role. It will include vital statistics like your height, eye and hair color, and vocal range. It will include any sort of special skills you posses, and your contact information. For most television and movie acting roles, the only way to get an audition is through an agent. That makes getting an agent a vital step on the road to movie stardom. There are two main ways to get an agent:   Be noticed by an agent. Do all the acting you can, student films, community television, local theatre. Film schools often invite agents to their showcases as well. If an agent sees you and likes you, you're in luck. Send a well polished resume to agencies. Look up agencies that are accepting unsolicited submissions. Then make sure you have a professional and complete resume that includes a cover letter, and send it. Being a part of a union like the Screen Actors Guild opens up a lot opportunities for bigger and better roles. You can act professionally without joining a union, but there will be a limit to how high you can rise in most cases. The Screen Actors Guild is the biggest union, but also the hardest to join. One way is to work as a background actor in a SAG production. Another way is to first be a part of an affiliated union like ACTRA, AEA, AGMA or AGVA. Also keep in mind that after joining the union, you can't work on non-SAG productions. So you trade the freedom to work on non-contract jobs with the ability to pursue bigger roles with higher guaranteed salaries. As an aspiring movie star, auditioning is your job. Take as many auditions as you can, and don't discouraged by lack of success. It'll will...

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Работайте над своим резюме. Найдите агента. Станьте членом профсоюза. Ходите на прослушивания. Заводите связи и знакомства. Верьте в удачу.


You need a long strand so that it’s easy to grip. Additionally, you’ll use a fresh section of floss when you switch teeth, so it’s helpful to start with a long piece of floss. If the piece of floss you pull off is too short, it’s no big deal. You can just pull off a new piece of floss when you need it. Start with 1 hand, then do the other. Make several loose wraps around each of your middle fingers until the floss pulls taut. However, don’t wrap the floss so tightly that it digs into your skin or cuts off your circulation. The wrap should feel loose and comfortable around your fingers. If the floss feels like it’s wrapped too tightly, unwind it and try again. Use the thumb and forefinger on each hand to hold the floss, and create a space of about 1 to 3 in (2.5 to 7.6 cm) between your hands. This is the part of the floss you'll be using to floss your teeth. As you floss, you’ll move your fingers along the floss to isolate a fresh section for flossing. Work with sections that feel comfortable for you. If a larger section feels right, then it’s okay to leave more space between your hands.

TL;DR in Russian:

Вытяните отрезок нити длиной 46–61 см. Накрутите концы зубной нити вокруг средних пальцев. Зажмите участок нити длиной примерно 2.5-7.6 см между большим и указательным пальцем.


You need a party hat that is made from lightweight cardboard to make a unicorn horn.  You can find them at your local party store and some grocery stores. Put the base of the horn on top of your forehead and pull the elastic over the back of your head to wear your new unicorn horn.

TL;DR in Russian:

Возьмите колпак для вечеринки. Примерьте рог единорога.


You need a therapist who can succeed in eliciting the right information from you and your alters, and you need someone who will listen patiently and tackle your long-term treatment. In addition to talk therapy, treatment for DID may include hypnotherapy, psychotherapy, art therapy, and movement therapy. Look for a professional with experience treating DID in one or more of these ways. On average, it takes about seven years just to get a diagnosis of Dissociative Identity Disorder. This is both because many clinicians do not fully understand DID and because the dissociative symptoms are not always immediately obvious, while the more common symptoms – depression, anxiety, and the like – mask the root problem. Once you get a diagnosis, you will also have to be persistent about pursuing treatment. If your therapist does not seem to understand or listen to you, find a new one. If one treatment does not seem to work, try something else. The more you adhere to your therapy, the easier it will be for you to manage your alters and lead a better, more normal life. Remember that therapy works slowly, but it can bring significant, lasting changes. Over time, a good therapist can help you understand your condition, resolve conflicts, and, ultimately, integrate your multiple identities into a single one. In addition to therapy, you may need to treat some of your symptoms – depression, anxiety, mood swings, and sleep problems, for example – with medication. These drugs will not cure your DID, but they are sometimes used as “shock absorbers” to help manage painful and debilitating symptoms so that long-term therapy for the dissociation can progress.

TL;DR in Russian:

Найдите опытного психиатра. Не сдавайтесь. Следуйте указаниям врача. Принимайте назначенные лекарства.


You need about 300 more calories per day when you are pregnant, which may slow you down if you consume large meals.A way to get the nutrients you need to stay energized is to eat 5-6 small meals throughout the day. This helps even out your energy and helps you avoid crashes. In addition to breakfast, lunch, and dinner, have at least 2 substantial healthy and nutritious snacks throughout the day to keep your energy up. Protein is a great way to get energy that lasts throughout the day. Plus, the amino acids found in foods containing protein help aid in the development of your baby's cells. When you are pregnant, you need 75 grams (2.6 oz) per day. Good sources of protein include:  milk, cheese, yogurt, and other dairy products eggs lean meats, such as chicken and fish tofu or soy, like edamame beans or lentils quinoa hummus nuts and seeds Healthy complex carbohydrates are important during pregnancy. They help fuel you while nourishing your baby. Stay away from refined, processed carbs, like snack cakes and chips, and skip the white bread. Choose instead:  oatmeal fresh or dried fruit (with no added sugar) fresh vegetables whole grain bread, crackers, and cereal baked potatoes with skin beans and peas Iron-rich foods help prevent anemia, which can cause fatigue and be a problem during pregnancy. Eating an iron-rich diet can help keep your energy levels high. Eat the following foods:  hummus iron-rich cereals dried fruit (with no added sugar) spinach, kale, and other dark leafy greens soy products lean red meat beans Eating foods rich in energy-boosting vitamins can help you fight fatigue throughout the day. Try the following foods:  Pumpkin is a great source of vitamin A. Yogurt provides calcium and vitamin D. Make sure to get yogurt without artificial ingredients, preservatives, and added sugars.  Broccoli and carrots are great sources of beta carotene, and broccoli, citrus, and berries are a tasty way to get vitamin C. Blueberries, blackberries, and strawberries provide important antioxidants, along with...

TL;DR in Russian:

Разделите еду на несколько приемов пищи. Ешьте больше белка. Ешьте больше сложных углеводов. Добавьте в рацион железо. Получайте необходимое количество витаминов. Включите в свой рацион калий. Употребляйте достаточное количество магния. Откажитесь от сахара. Ешьте более сытную еду. Пейте больше воды. Пейте напитки с кофеином с осторожностью.


You need an auxiliary or helper verb to form the passé composé of a verb in French. The verb avoir (to have), conjugated in the present tense, is used for most verbs to describe something that "has" happened. The French verb avoir is a commonly used irregular verb. If you haven't already, it's a good idea to simply memorize the conjugation of this verb since you will use it often, especially with passé composé.   J'ai: I have.  Tu as: You have.  Il/elle a: He/she has.  Nous avons: We have.  Vous avez: You all have.  Ils/elles ont: They have. Passé composé is a compound past tense. The helper verb avoir describes when the action takes place (in the past). The past participle of the main verb identifies what action took place. For example: "J'ai entendu les nouvelles." (I heard the news.)

TL;DR in Russian:

В большинстве случаев для образования passé composé используется вспомогательный глагол avoir. Проспрягайте глагол avoir в настоящем времени. Соедините глагол avoir с правильной формой причастия прошедшего времени.


You need at least a three-foot (0.9 m) plot in all direction to grow winter squash without overshadowing other vegetables. Your bed should be in full sunlight. If you don’t have three feet (0.9 m) to spare, build a trellis or use a fence to grow the squash vertically. They can be separated two feet (0.6 m) apart and trained to grow up the support system. Aim for a pH content between 5.8 and 6.8 for best results.  5 cm). Then, plant in three-foot (0.9 m) mounds with approximately three seedlings per mound. Planting atop a mound ensures that the roots will not rot, since squash require a lot of watering.  If you are planting seeds directly into the garden, plant them in a mound with six seeds per mound. Thin to three plants after germination.     Acorn squash that are planted near a fence or trellis will not need to be mounded.

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Подготовьте грядки. Если возможно, удобрите почву компостом в зимнее время. Посадите саженцы, когда почва прогреется примерно до 20 ⁰С. Взрыхлите почву на глубину не менее 30 см.


You need emergency responders, especially first-aid, to be there as soon as humanly possible. If you need to be with someone and they won't let you call, try to get someone else to call. If someone is on a bridge, holding a weapon, or otherwise threatening their own life, your first move needs to be to call emergency services. You should never try and handle this on your own.  Mental health professionals, such as therapists or counselors, should be notified as soon as possible. If someone is adamant that you don't call the police, call the National Suicide Hotline (in the USA) at 1-800-273-TALK (8255). You will not be "putting the thought inside their heads." Suicide is everywhere in modern media and news, and mentioning it will not be the spark that makes them decide to take their life. You need to be direct, open, and honest with the person if you want them to be direct with you. Ask if they have a specific suicide plan. Is this a recent thought or have they formulated a plan? If they have, do not leave them alone under any circumstances. instead of trying to fix them. The most important thing you can do to prevent suicide is to just listen to the person's problems. You do not have the skills or knowledge needed to "fix" someone with suicidal tendencies, so don't try. Just let them talk about their feelings, their desire to kill themselves, and their issues. Ask simple, kind questions: "What's wrong?" "What is causing you to feel like this?" "How long have you been thinking about this?" "Tell me about your thoughts."  Never argue with someone or try and convince them not to kill themselves. You just need to listen and validate their distress. Don't tell someone, "You have so much to live for." Someone contemplating suicide has already rejected this idea, deciding they don't have much to live for, and this will only reinforce the thought. Instead, try asking them, “What has kept you fighting against ending your life so far?” and help them focus on what they value in life. It doesn't matter how angry or upset...

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Если человек намерен совершить самоубийство, то немедленно обратить в экстренные службы. Прямо спросите, думает ли человек о самоубийстве.  Выслушайте человека Не оставляйте человека одного. Проявите сочувствие к проблеме. Уговорите человека найти постоянную поддержку.


You need enough pins so that they can wrap around your wrist when placed end-to-end.

TL;DR in Russian:

Аналогичным образом изготовьте еще несколько булавок.


You need good, consistent airflow to get your fire going, as the charcoal needs oxygen to burn. Make sure to dump any ash, as this takes up space needed for proper airflow, and to leave the vents completely open. Make a small pile of newspaper in the middle of the charcoal grate. You can also use the paper of the charcoal bag too. Paper lights quickly, and the flame from the paper will help the charcoal catch. If you are struggling to light your fires with newspaper alone, soak half the paper in olive, canola, or vegetable oil. The oil will cause the paper to burn slower, which may give the charcoal more time to catch. This DIY solution, though far from perfect, has a lot of proponents as a natural alternative to lighter fluid. Kindling, which is small wood pieces used to start a fire, has a higher flaming point than paper, which will help light the charcoal. Place a handful of kindling on top and around your paper, making a little nest of sorts. The paper will light the kindling, and the kindling and paper together will light the briquets.  If the sticks easily snap in your hands, making a loud popping sound, they are dry enough to use. Have a spare handful of kindling nearby as well, in case the fire needs extra fuel. If you don't have any stick around, use extra paper. You may have to keep feeding it into the fire until the briquets catch, however, so have several pieces handy. These are going to start the fire for the rest of your charcoal. Place them near the center and rest them on the sticks. As the paper crumbles below, you want to still have some flames beneath the briquets. While briquets (the small square pieces of charcoal) will burn for longer, hardwood charcoal is easier to catch and burns hotter initially. Use a match or a fire-starter to light several corners of the paper, getting a nice bright fire going. You should notice the kindling starting to catch in the big, leaping flames created by the paper. If the stick haven't quite caught as the paper is dying out, loosely crumple up 1-2 more...

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Откройте нижнюю отдушину и уберите пепел. Скомкайте 4-5 листов газеты и положите их посередине гриля. Положите небольшую сухую древесину поверх газеты. Положите 3-4 угольных брикетов поверх костра. Подожгите бумагу в нескольких местах. Сделайте так, чтобы уголь начал дымиться. Постепенно добавляйте больше угля в огонь. Перед началом приготовления подождите, пока угли не покроются белым/серым пеплом.


You need it to be fully crushed for this to work well. You can use 1 to 3 aspirins, but do not use much more than that. Remember, just as you wouldn't swallow a bunch of aspirin without asking a doctor, you don't want to put a bunch of aspirin on your face without talking to a doctor. Using more than a couple aspirins, especially within a short period of time (like 5 or 10 aspirins per day), can lead to blood-thinning issues as it is absorbed into your bloodstream. While it won't cause ulcers, that much aspirin being absorbed into your blood stream is not good! You'll want 2 to 3 parts water to 1 part aspirin. You want to have a thick, somewhat gritty paste, which shouldn't take more than a few drops of water (since you're only using 1 aspirin). Make sure to use a clean Q-tip, or, if you prefer to use a finger, wash it thoroughly with soap and / or rubbing alcohol first to ensure that you don't add new bacteria to your skin. You do not want to leave aspirin on your skin for longer than 15 minutes. Otherwise your skin will absorb a lot of aspirin into your bloodstream, where it will remain for awhile. This can also be an opportunity for light, gentle exfoliation.

TL;DR in Russian:

Растолките одну таблетку аспирина. Смешайте измельченный аспирин с водой. Нанесите пасту непосредственно на прыщ. Оставьте смесь на 15 минут. Используйте чистую влажную тканевую салфетку, чтобы удалить пасту с кожи.


You need one no wider than one or two inches. A paddle iron will be too wide.

TL;DR in Russian:

Возьмите тонкий плоский утюжок.


You need one no wider than one or two inches. A paddle iron will be too wide. Start about an inch or two from the roots. Rotate your wrist toward your head, angling the iron down. Slide it an inch or two down at this angle, and rotate your wrist in the other direction, so the iron is angled up. Slide it an inch or two down at this angle, and rotate your wrist again. Repeat until you reach the end of your hair.

TL;DR in Russian:

Возьмите тонкий плоский утюжок. Зажмите утюжком прядь волос.


You need one pot for every two seeds. Seedling trays and other containers made of cheap plastic may make it easier to transfer your seedlings into larger pots later on. The pot must have a 5-gallon (20-liter) capacity, at minimum, and each eggplant should have approximately 1 foot (30.5 centimeters) of space to grow. As a result, you may wish to plant only one eggplant per pot. Eggplants love heat, and clay pots retain heat better than plastic. Select an unglazed pot if you can remember to water your plants frequently, but go with a glazed pot if you have a history of forgetting to water your plants. Unglazed pots dry the soil out more quickly than glazed pots, so eggplants living in unglazed pots will need more frequent watering.  Clay pots are also heavier than plastic pots, making it easier for them to support the weight of a mature eggplant. The pot should also have large drainage holes to help balance out the moisture level of the soil. Drainage holes will allow excess water to leave the pot, minimizing the risk of root rot. Gently scrub the inside and outside of each pot with soap and warm water. If you do not clean your containers, microscopic insect eggs and harmful bacteria inside the pots could damage your eggplants. A good, simple option is a mix of two parts potting soil and one part sand. The soil provides your plant with the nutrients it needs, while the sand controls moisture. Mix in a timed-release, pelleted fertilizer using the instructions on the fertilizer label. Initially, it's best to start with a balanced ratio of nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium: e.g., 20-20-20 or 20-30-20.  Reapply the pelleted fertilizer after 10-12 weeks. After the plant flowers, switch to a fertilizer with high potassium, such as 9-15-30. Without any support, your eggplants will have very little upward growth and, as a result, they will yield very little fruit. A tomato cage or teepee stake should be enough to provide your plant with adequate support.

TL;DR in Russian:

Купите небольшие горшки или пластиковые садовые лотки, если собираетесь начинать выращивать баклажаны из семян. Выберите большой лоток. Выбирайте глиняный лоток. Помойте лоток, особенно если в нем до этого росли другие растения. Подготовьте питательную среду. Купите небольшую систему поддержки.


You need one with a good head that still has all or most of the grip on it. If you're a beginner, choose a beginner paddle – they're designed for less spin and speed on hard-to-return balls. If you're ready for something a bit more advanced, get a medium-fast blade for optimal control and emphasis on technique.  If you use the European "shake-hand" grip, purchase the correct bat as opposed to the Asian "pen-hold" grip which has a shorter grip. When selecting your first bat, do not purchase a bat which is advertised as being extremely spinny and/or powerful, tempting though it may be. Know your level. If you don't, it will be detrimental to you as you begin playing. Your body needs to be balanced, relaxed, and ready to move in any direction. In fact, after every stroke, you should aim to return to ready position. Make sure your playing arm is ready to hit the ball, too.  If you have a better forehand, stand a little more to the left and vice versa if you have a stronger backhand. If you are right-handed, stand generally to you're left with your right foot slightly forward. If you are left handed, stand generally to your right with your left foot slightly forward. The ball can go just about anywhere depending on how it is placed and how it is curved. If you stick to your ready stance, you'll have more physical speed at the get-go. Use it! A speedy opponent is often hard to beat. Stay reasonably fit. Go jogging and do some dynamic stretching before playing to warm your body and reflexes up. If you manage to get the ball to land in a corner, it is almost impossible to hit even for experienced players. Edges of the table work, too. However, if you're not skilled enough to aim the ball precisely, don't risk it. You could lose a point if the ball goes off the table. This can be a highly strategic move when combined with speed. One minute you're sending a fastball to the far edge of the table and the next you're sending a snail just in front of their net on the right ledge. Corners are especially tricky when your...

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Закажите хорошую ракетку. Начинайте играть со стартовой позиции. Будьте готовы двигаться быстро. Цельтесь по углам. Отбивайте мяч низко, прямо над сеткой. Знайте, за что вы зарабатываете фолы.


You need plenty of time to prep your hair, makeup, and accessories before leaving the house. Determine how much time you need from start to finish to get ready and presentable for the day. You may need to start waking up a little earlier in order to get ready on time.  Schedule time during your week for extra time to shave, care for your nails, or do other hygienic upkeep that requires more time than your daily routine allows. Check the mirror before leaving the house. Never leave the house unprepared or half dressed.  You will get faster with your morning routine as you get used to it, so don’t worry if it seems like a lot of work at first. Balance your beauty sleep and primping time. Make sure you get enough rest so that you don’t have to try and cover dark circles or bags under your eyes with makeup. This may mean you need to go to bed earlier or consolidate your primping time. As you begin to wear more revealing or feminine clothing like skirts or fashion tank-tops, start shaving or waxing regularly. Body hair is not an accessory that you need as a girly girl. Shave every day during your shower routine or every few days depending on how fast your hair grows out.  Invest in a good razor or simply stock up on disposable ones and buy a shaving cream to protect your skin. Make sure to shave any parts of your legs that show and your armpits year-round. Include your bikini area during the summer when you’ll be wearing a swimsuit. Facial hair should also be taken care of. Tweeze or pluck your eyebrows to shape them and do the same for any upper lip hair. If you can’t stand plucking hairs yourself, have a professional do it for you or invest in waxing services. Waxing results will last longer but can be more expensive. First, you always want to be wearing deodorant so you don’t offend anyone with surprise body odor. Then, shop around for a perfume or body lotion that gives you a soft, girly scent. Vanilla, fruity mixtures, and lavender are all subtle yet distinct options.  You can find fun-smelling...

TL;DR in Russian:

Уделите утром немного времени на то, чтобы привести себя в порядок и нарядиться. Удалите волосы на теле. Выберите аромат, который будет ассоциироваться с вами. Чистите ногти и следите за их состоянием.


You need space from your ex to get over them, so establish a “no contact” rule. You’re not doing this to create tension or make the person miss you—you’re doing it to give yourself the opportunity to heal and start fresh without them.  If cutting contact with your ex is too difficult, get accountability and ask friends to help you stay away. You might also temporarily move your ex’s phone number and email addresses to your block list. You can always unblock them once you’re in a better place. If you share kids or pets or study/work in the same place as your ex, it may not be possible to totally cut contact. In this case, limit contact to discussions relating to the immediate context only, such as discussing a work project. If your ex wants to stay in touch with you, ask them to respect your desire to cut off contact for a while. If they continue to contact you, consider changing your phone number and email address. Checking your ex’s feed or seeing them with new people won’t help you move on. Stop following them so you can focus on yourself for a while. This also helps you avoid the temptation of reaching out to your ex.  You can always re-follow them later. If your mutual friends bring up your ex on social media a lot, consider unfollowing them as well. If your social circles overlap too much, it might help to take a break from social media altogether. Bumping into your ex at the local bar or cafe may not only make things awkward, but you may even experience a setback in your healing. Try to establish new hangouts that aren’t places they go or places you used to visit together. If you do happen to run into your ex, keep the interaction brief. A curt “hi” before ducking out is appropriate. If there’s no way to avoid your ex and seeing them all the time is causing you a lot of distress, look into the possibility of putting geographical distance between you and them. Even if moving to a completely new location is not feasible for you, you might be able to find a place that is farther away in the same town. If...

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Перестаньте звонить, писать сообщения и письма. Отпишитесь от человека в социальных сетях, пока чувства не остынут. Не посещайте места, в которых можно встретить бывшего партнера. Рассмотрите возможность переезда.


You need this to determine the exact length that you need for the mini-blinds. Start with the inside top of the casing where the blinds will be mounted, and measure all the way to the windowsill below. Measure from the top of the blind casing to the blind slat that most closely corresponds with the window measurements. Move downward 1 additional slat to allow a little room for error. Mark the first slat to be removed with a marker or pen. Mini-blinds are equipped with plastic plugs on the underside of the bottom rail. Most designs will feature 3 plugs along the length of the rail. Releasing the plugs allows access to the lift cord and the 3 string ladders on the mini-blinds. You can usually just pull out the plugs without having to do anything fancy. This action will slide the lift cords through the holes in the bottom rail and the slats immediately above the rail. Continue to pull the cords upward until the marked slat is freed from the cords. This will provide you with better access to the blind slats. With the lift cords no longer threaded through the slats, this requires sliding each of the slats out of the 3 string ladders.

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Измерьте высоту окна. Поместите мини-жалюзи на плоской поверхности и растяните на всю длину. Удалить заглушки. Развяжите узел на подъемных шнурах, и потяните вверх. Сдвиньте нижнюю направляющую из струнных лестниц. Снимите необходимое количество пластин.


You need time to get comfortable, learn the layout and practice. You are the representative of the event, so it should feel like your home for the next few hours or days. Make sure you have an AV person who will troubleshoot for you if something goes wrong. This should include both the people running the venue and the event. They will be your support if something goes wrong. You may be considered “the boss” during the event, and you must be able to direct people about how they should exit the venue. If someone doesn’t show up, you will need to streamline the schedule or fill a gap. Tell the presenters their order of appearance. This old cliché is extremely important for an emcee because you must look professional, well groomed and poised. Establish whether you should be in formal, semi-formal or business casual clothing before the event starts.

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Будьте на месте проведения мероприятия за несколько часов до его начала. Проверьте работу микрофона, осветительных приборов и аудио-видео технику как минимум за час до приезда гостей. Познакомьтесь с обслуживающим персоналом, который принимает участие в организации мероприятия. Узнайте информацию, связанную с экстренными случаями. Просмотрите порядок выступлений участников. Подберите соответствующую одежду.


You need time to reflect, improve your self-esteem and confidence, and give yourself greater insight into why you want your ex back. You don't want to jump back into a relationship too soon, or you will most likely repeat the same mistakes.  How long do you need? It likely depends on how long you relationship was in the first place, and what caused the break-up. If you just had a big argument, give it at least 48 hours and as much as a couple weeks before you get in touch. Try to cool down so you can have a calm and rational conversation. Try your best to avoid Facebook and other social media in the meantime. There's nothing you'll gain from constantly stalking your ex to find out what they're doing, or writing depressing updates. You only stand to make yourself look worse and feel worse. Just stay off for a while. The better you understand why you broke up with your partner in the first place, the easier it will be for you to get back together. What did you do wrong in your relationship? What was your role in the break-up? Did your partner give reasons, or did you just get dumped out of nowhere? Try to understand what went wrong.  If you got dumped, Try to thinking about what your partner found upsetting. What did your partner complain about? What drove your partner crazy? Try to remember. If you were the one who did the breaking up, Try to focus on how you can change to accept the things about your partner that drove you to end the relationship in the first place. Will it be possible to move past these things? Once you've given some thought to your role in the break-up, try to think about what problems the relationship might have that aren't in your control. Sometimes, you can love someone, but circumstances will make it challenging for a relationship to work. It's important to reflect on these types of problems as well, if they're a problem for your relationship:  Work problems Location or distance problems Emotional or physical problems Financial problems Sexual problems Do what you need to do to find...

TL;DR in Russian:

Не торопитесь. Уделите время самоанализу. Постарайтесь определить главные проблемы отношений. Работайте над собой. Приготовьтесь к важным переменам. Свяжитесь с партнером, если вы изменились.


You need to be able to eat, drink, and sleep in order to function and stay healthy. In rare cases, hiccups can prevent you from doing these things. If this happens to you, then you need to see your doctor immediately so that you can get relief. Your hiccups shouldn't be interfering with your daily life. Although most hiccups go away on their own within a few hours, sometimes an underlying condition can make the hiccups continue. Your doctor can determine what’s causing your hiccups and treat them. Tell your doctor how long your hiccups have been happening, as well as any other symptoms you’re having. If you have hiccups that won’t go away, your doctor might prescribe a treatment. However, medication isn’t right for everyone, so your doctor will talk to you about the risks and benefits. They may prescribe one of the following medications:  Chlorpromazine (Thorazine) is one of the most widely used medications for hiccups, and it is suitable for short-term therapy. Metoclopramide (Reglan) is a drug most commonly used for nausea, but it works for hiccups as well. Baclofen is a muscle relaxant which can treat hiccups.

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Немедленно обратитесь за медицинской помощью, если икота мешает вам есть, пить или спать. Обратитесь к врачу, если икота длится дольше 48 часов. Узнайте у врача, следует ли вам принимать лекарственные препараты.


You need to be able to see so that you can aim for his lips, but you don't want to keep your eyes open while you kiss, so close them right before your lips lock.  Keep your eyes closed during the whole kiss. When the kiss ends, you can open your eyes and you gently pull away. Move into the kiss at an angle. That means if his face is straight up and down, you probably want yours tilted a bit to the left or right — whichever is more comfortable. This helps keep you from bumping noses together when you kiss. Don't pucker up your lips like you've just had a bunch of Sour Patch Kids, or like you're kissing grandma. Keeps your lips loose and try to relax.  Give him one long kiss. You don't have to do anything fancy to get his attention the first time. Your big goal is to get him to come back for seconds. Give him just enough so that he's interested, not so much that he's bored. Try to keep the first kiss to under 20 seconds if you can. Breathe in and out gently through your nose. Try not to breathe into his throat or onto his lips. Don't French kiss on the first kiss. The French kiss is an advanced kiss, so save it for when you really want to blow his mind. This just means opening your lips a bit and maybe kissing his lower lip with both of your lips. Don't make it last too long — about 5 seconds — and be prepared to pull away soon. That way, you can get double the bargain! If he puts his hands around your back or waist, it means he's very protective of you and you could be onto a winner!  If he plays with your hair or gently strokes your cheek, it's a sign that he's very in-touch with his feeling, and he definitely likes you. Remember to try to keep your eyes closed the whole time. No peeking! Your attention should be entirely on his lips and the kiss.

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Медленно потянитесь губами к его губам и в последнюю секунду закройте глаза. Целуйте преимущественно нижней губой. Когда вы целуетесь, попробуйте нежно поцеловать его, немного раскрыв рот. Во время поцелуя положите руки ему на спину и прижмитесь к нему.


You need to be careful when picking a place to bike with your dog. Trying to bike on terrain that is either too undeveloped or too congested can be dangerous. The optimal location is a lightly traveled road or a designated biking path.  Riding with a dog can triple your width, making it difficult if not impossible to ride in a designated bike lane on the side of the road.  Considering that your dog might be less than fully visible and its roadside etiquette rather unrefined, this is a very dangerous option. However, if there is a lightly traveled country road nearby, with a low speed limit and no overly sharp turns, this could be a viable option for biking with your dog.  Mountain biking with your dog is at least as risky. Rough terrain will require precise navigation and excellent balance, which can be difficult to maintain with your dog pulling on you.  Your best option will be a long straight path with no automobile traffic. You should also consider the likelihood of encountering pedestrian or bike traffic. Although this is less problematic, you still want to avoid it, especially when starting out. It will take some time for your dog to become accustomed to be the behaviors and the levels of exertion necessary for biking with you. After you have trained your dog you will want to take him or her on a short, slow ride, no more than a few minutes long.  Make sure that your dog is only jogging gently next to you. Give treats and praise to build positive associations with biking. Every time that you go out, increase the time and the pace of your excursion. Be attentive, however, to signs that you are pushing your dog too hard.  If so, adjust your pace. Eventually your dog should be able to go longer distances at greater speeds.  Your dog's paw pads will grow tougher with more running. They might, however, start off sensitive. Check them after a run to verify that there are no signs of damage or injury. Also be aware of limping, itching, or chewing on the paw; all of these can indicate that the paw might be...

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Выберите место для прогулок. Начинайте с медленной езды на короткие дистанции. Увеличивайте время и темп. Обращайте внимание на признаки теплового удара. Возите собаку с собой.


You need to be honest with yourself and accept the truth. Whether you want it to be true or not, the break up happened. Don't let yourself dwell on her coming back to you or calling you. Just accept that you are no longer with her. Take your time, but the sooner you accept it, the sooner you can move on with your life. This may be easier or harder depending on how long you were with her. If you were together for years or if you lived together, it may take you a little longer to accept what has happened. Don't let memories of her weigh you down. You don't want to hold on to your hurt, which can affect you and those around you. Let go of the anger and regret and don't dwell on what you could have done differently or better in the relationship. If you find yourself thinking about her, do something that gets your mind off of it, like reading a book or watching a movie. Once you divert your mind enough, you'll find yourself thinking about her less. This will help you start fresh once you are ready to date again. Whether you write out a pro/com list or just think about it, remember all the negative things about her. Remember all the reasons your relationship didn't work in the first place. Think about all the things that she did that got on your nerves or hurt your feelings. This will help you view her in a different light and take her off of the pedestal you have her on in your mind, helping you move past your feelings for her. Don't think that she is the best girl you will even date. Think about how there has to be someone better for you out there. Over the course of your relationship, you have more than likely amassed a lot of presents, pictures, and mementos that remind you of her. Put up the things that make you think of her, like a shirt of yours that she liked to wear or a CD that you listened to together a lot. Collect them all and put them away. This will help you compartmentalize all of your feelings for her and help you push them aside. Without reminders of her everywhere, you can start to move on.  You...

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Смиритесь с правдой. Очистите свой разум. Подумайте обо всем том плохом, что было в этих отношениях. Уберите все предметы, которые напоминают вам о вашей бывшей девушке. Прекратите все контакты. Поговорите с кем-нибудь. Познакомьтесь с новыми людьми.


You need to be patient, since it can take a while to determine the right medication for you and it may take a few tries. You should give your medication four to six weeks to start working.  Recognize the long timeline. Antidepressants take different amounts of time to start working for different people. You may notice some benefit from a medication after only a day or two. However, it may take a few weeks or even a few months for the antidepressant to kick in.  If your antidepressant has not started working after six weeks, you should speak to your doctor about alternative medications. Use a diary to keep track of your symptoms on a daily basis. If you felt like your future was hopeless prior to starting the medication, you might want to consider how you feel about your future after taking the medication for two weeks. If you feel like you are slow and have a hard time concentrating, see if these symptoms have changed at all while on the medication.   Use a depression screening test to track your symptoms. You can find depression screening scales online. Complete the symptom questionnaire and view your results to see if they change over time.  You can also use health diaries or mobile applications to track your symptoms. If you start to have more energy for the day and feel less depressed, this is a sign that your medication has started working. If you feel better after two to six weeks, this can be a very good sign. Although the drug may be helping with some of your symptoms, it may also be resulting in side effects. You should pay attention to both any improvements and any side effects.  Although the new wave of antidepressant types such as selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors (SSRIs) and serotonin and norepinephrine reuptake inhibitors (SNRIs) have relatively fewer side effects than older types of medications, they still involve many side effects. These side effects commonly include a lower sex drive, a dry mouth, nausea, insomnia, anxiousness and restlessness, gaining weight, sleepiness, constipation...

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Наберитесь терпения. Следите за улучшением своего состояния. Обратите внимание на положительные изменения. Обратите внимание на побочные эффекты. Обратите внимание на признаки того, что антидепрессанты не оказывают желаемого лечебного действия.


You need to be someone that people want to fall in love with if you want someone to fall in love with you. If you are a wonderful person, you will find that people will fall for you naturally.  Take good care of your body. Practice good diet and exercise, proper hygiene, and wear clean clothing that isn’t full of holes or stained. Do something with your life. Don’t just sit around watching television, or sitting in front of the computer! Give your life direction and purpose. Make sure that what you do is something you always wanted to do. The passion you feel for this activity is very attractive and your crush will notice the change in you. Be a good person. It may sound cheesy, but it's true. If you want others to treat you with care, respect, and love, you better start acting that way, too. People want to fall for others who are happy, who give generously of themselves, and are genuinely nice to others. You don’t want to snag a crush who’s really Mr/Miss Wrong! They need to be ready for a relationship and be compatible with you. If they aren’t, you will be wasting your time and theirs and somebody is going to end up with a broken heart. Knowing someone really well is an important part of getting them to like you. This doesn’t just mean knowing basic details like where they work or their birthday. This means getting to know and like them for who they really are. If you like them for who they are, this will mean a lot to them. Discuss topics that will show you their beliefs and values, like politics or religion. This is a good way to get to know someone. You should also learn their hopes and dreams.

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Сделайте себя самой лучшей. Убедитесь в том, что он тот, кто вам нужен. Познакомьтесь с ним.


You need to calculate the determinant of the matrix as an initial step. If the determinant is 0, then your work is finished, because the matrix has no inverse. The determinant of matrix M can be represented symbolically as det(M).  For a 3x3 matrix, find the determinant by first To review finding the determinant of a matrix, see Find the Determinant of a 3X3 Matrix. Transposing means reflecting the matrix about the main diagonal, or equivalently, swapping the (i,j)th element and the (j,i)th. When you transpose the terms of the matrix, you should see that the main diagonal (from upper left to lower right) is unchanged. Another way to think of transposing is that you rewrite the first row as the first column, the middle row becomes the middle column, and the third row becomes the third column. Notice the colored elements in the diagram above and see where the numbers have changed position. Every item of the newly transposed 3x3 matrix is associated with a corresponding 2x2 “minor” matrix. To find the right minor matrix for each term, first highlight the row and column of the term you begin with. This should include five terms of the matrix. The remaining four terms make up the minor matrix.  In the example shown above, if you want the minor matrix of the term in the second row, first column, you highlight the five terms that are in the second row and the first column. The remaining four terms are the corresponding minor matrix. Find the determinant of each minor matrix by cross-multiplying the diagonals and subtracting, as shown. For more on minor matrices and their uses, see Understand the Basics of Matrices. Place the results of the previous step into a new matrix of cofactors by aligning each minor matrix determinant with the corresponding position in the original matrix. Thus, the determinant that you calculated from item (1,1) of the original matrix goes in position (1,1). You must then reverse the sign of alternating terms of this new matrix, following the “checkerboard” pattern shown.  When assigning...

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Проверьте определитель матрицы. Транспонируйте исходную матрицу. Найдите определить каждой матрицы размером 2х2. Создайте матрицу кофакторов. Разделите каждый элемент присоединенной матрицы на определитель.


You need to create an environment of trust. Be faithful before you ever ask her out and never let her catch you flirting with or spending a ton of time with other girls. Tell her secrets and when she tells you hers, keep them. Never judge her or laugh at her for the things she tells you. She should feel like she can tell you anything. If you want to begin to help her develop serious feelings for you, you two need to spend some time together where you can really focus on each other. Ask her to go with you to something you have to do, not as a date but just as friends. You can also ask her to come over to do something with you (watch a movie she's never seen, try out a video game, etc). She should feel good when she's with you. Make her feel important and good about herself. Compliment her, never put her down, and always encourage her to reach for the things she wants. Let her know when you see her do something well, even if it's just something small like helping someone else. One reason why many people are reluctant about dating is because they worry that in dating someone they'll lose the ability really to be themselves. They think they'll lose all their free time, their friends, or that people will see them differently. Set yourself apart by helping her see that she doesn't need to be afraid of that with you. Have your own things that you go out and do and help her find fun things to do on her own.

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Создайте между вами доверительную связь. Проводите время наедине с толком. Дайте ей почувствовать, какая она замечательная. Соблюдайте дистанцию.


You need to discover who you are as a singer and performer before you begin trying to launch your singing career. Start out by experimenting singing different genres of music. This will help you figure out what kind of singing style comes naturally to you. Take note of things you learn about yourself as a singer, for example: your vocal range, singing styles that are easier and more difficult to pull off, and what wears out your voice. You also need to figure out what kind of performing works best for you; do you work better singing solo, as a lead singer, or as a backup singer? Do you prefer performing in front of small, intimate crowds, or louder, more rambunctious crowds? Figuring out the answers to these questions can further develop your act, image, and set of skills as a singer. Some other questions you might want to address about yourself are: How good is your ear for music? This means: are you able to sing in tune? Can you recognize and feel rhythm in songs? Can you hear a melody once and sing it back correctly? You want to learn how to bring out the best in your voice. Hiring a vocal coach can help you reach your greatest potential. Vocal coaches can remedy poor technique while addressing your strong and weak areas as a singer. With a voice coach, you can practice increasing your range as well as experimenting with your vocal dexterity in front of someone who can offer valuable feedback. This practice and guidance will ultimately help build up your confidence in your singing abilities.  If you can’t find a vocal coach that you feel comfortable with, consider taking online signing classes. Although online classes don’t provide a person to person learning experience, they can introduce you to foundational singing techniques. Just be wary of online webpages that advertise themselves as singing review sites. These sites are usually scams and peddle products to unsuspecting customers. You should be very suspicious of sites like these. In the music industry, if you want to be considered a professional, you...

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Нарабатывайте свой репертуар. Возьмите уроки по вокалу. Научитесь петь по нотам. Научитесь играть на музыкальном инструменте. Изучайте данную сферу деятельности.


You need to embrace the age that you are at. If you are eleven, you have a couple more years until you are really in the depths of puberty. There is no need to feel self-conscious that you don’t have leg hair, or that your voice hasn’t dropped. All this will come in time. Honesty is the best way to earn somebody’s respect. If you learn that she is only interested in horseback riding, you should not drop all your passions to afford a saddle. Let her determine if your interests are compatible. If you are trying out different activities and unsure what you wish to pursue, keep trying things out. It helps later in life if you begin practicing a hobby young in life like piano, dance, soccer, drawing, or even film making. Just take a chance if you want to do something. As you begin to enter into your adolescent years, friend groups become more important as family life decreases. Try to avoid fighting with your family during this transitional period. Don’t ditch your friends because you don’t think they’re cool anymore. Stay true to who you are and keep your friends in on who you have a crush on.  If they are good friends, they’ll help you figure out ways to get this girl to start to notice you. If you are in the wrong friend circle, they could ridicule you for your crush and start nasty rumors. Leave hazardous friend circles for the friends that respect and enjoy your company.

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Не пытайтесь выглядеть старше своих лет. Занимайтесь любимым делом. Общайтесь с друзьями.


You need to figure out how to translate your emotions from their raw, unedited state into something productive that won't hurt others. Part of learning how to express your emotions is learning how to express them safely without hurting yourself or others.  Use your journal to reframe your angry thoughts into sentences that express and validate how you feel, but won’t get you fired or in trouble.  For example, instead of screaming at someone and telling them you hate them, use your journal to write down different ways of expressing this that won’t have negative consequences on your life.  Write phrases in your journal such as, "When my boss does this, I feel angry." or   "When my parents yell at me, I feel angry." You are giving yourself the power to feel your emotions without letting your emotions have power over you. This works for other emotions as well. It is important to become comfortable with your emotions as not a black and white type of scenario. This will allow you to let your emotions to guide you in knowing when it is time to speak up, or when it is appropriate to express your emotions privately and move on.  For example, employers can be very frustrating. However, you have to ask yourself in any given situation what the benefit will be to you.  Will your boss hear you?  Will your boss understand?  Would it be healthier to express your anger at home, writing about it in your journal than to engage in confrontation? You want to make sure you are true to your emotions and act on the right form of expression.  Most people haven’t been shown healthy examples of how to express emotions, and these basic emotional tools have been absent from our lives.  Expressing emotions is an essential part of living an emotionally healthy life, setting boundaries in you relationships, feeling validated and getting your emotional needs met. . Always use “I” statements when expressing your feelings to others. Say things like, “When you told me what happened, I felt very sad for you and what you are going through”.  This...

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Ищите безопасные способы. Воплотите план в жизнь. Говорите от первого лица. Тренируйтесь.


You need to get a visual of what’s occurring in your mind. To do this, it’s best to write down what you’re thinking. Physically creating words with a writing utensil triggers your brain to pay more attention.  If you know you’re a spatial learner, finding a whiteboard might be the best place to start organizing your mind. This way you can spread out your thoughts and then sit back and look at them. If you don’t have access to a whiteboard or prefer to work on a small scale, grab a pen or pencil and paper. There’s nothing quite like a good empty notebook. When someone is looking to organize their mind, what they’re looking for is time management. The first step to effectively managing your time is knowing what you need to accomplish.  A good place to begin is planning for the week ahead. Brainstorm all the tasks that need to be accomplished. Just jot them down in a random, unorganized list. Write down the tasks as you think of them. Make sure you actually write your list down before entering info into your smartphone. The act of writing, as said above, triggers the brain to pay close attention. Comb the chaos out of your list of random tasks by grouping tasks by category. Your goals for the week will start to take shape, and you’ll start to see how scattered your thoughts really were.  On a new piece of paper or section of whiteboard, write down the names of the categories you’re seeing take shape in your list. Rewrite each task under a category. You can mark off each task from the master list as it is assigned a category so that you don’t repeat tasks. It’s ok if there end up being categories with only one task—at least you are giving these tasks a home. An outcome list is different from a to-do list in that at the top of each day’s to-do list, you have a list of goals, or “outcomes.” Your outcomes are your real goals for the day or week—the to-dos are how you get there.  An outcome list will look similar to a to-do list, except at the top of the paper you will have a numbered list of outcomes, and your...

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Возьмите письменные принадлежности. Составьте список текущих дел. Упорядочьте свой список дел. Составьте список результатов. Записывайте идеи.


You need to get the idea, or else you won't have a book at all. So when you've got the idea, look at it and think, "Could that make the book I have been dreaming about?". Look at it very closely so that you can get more ideas about the book. Turn it around, see what it's like at the back and the front and see the blurb and the pictures if any are in the book. You also need to write down your goal for it and a few things about what you want it to do.  How long do you want it to be? How long is each chapter? What names for characters will you be using? Who will  be reading it? Will you have chapters? What genre is it? Will it be told from a character's point of view, or from the view of the author? There are lots of things that factor into your final story. Get out a pen and some paper, or type on the computer. Writing the first chapter is very important. Write it carefully, as it could be the most important piece of the book; people often find a new idea around the second chapter. You should put this down in another document named 'ideas'. Try to think of ideas throughout your day. Make sure that you write. Keep writing but keep record of how many pages you've got in a chapter.  The usual fantasy story would have about seven computerised pages a chapter and 250 pages in the book, with roughly 5/6/7 chapters. That should stretch your story out nicely. What do you think. Whatever you do, don't compare it to professional authors books, because those authors have a lot of experience. If you show friends or family, they'll probably tell you it's great. A good idea is to email your story to a friend and say that an author named Teddy Fitzgerald, who lives in Bulgaria, wrote it. It's just so mad it just might work... It's optional, but most people find that it helps. He'll give you tips, help you, and look for a publisher. And you'll both share an interest : your books. It has to have some significance in your book. Scary sounding names are good. (Harry Potter and Sorcerer's Stone? Wow. A global warming book named...

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Придумайте идею. Запишите свою идею. Теперь вы готовы писать. Обозначьте размер своего рассказа. И вот, когда ваш рассказ написан, просмотрите его внимательно, дважды. Найдите себе агента. Придумайте хорошее название. Придумайте обложку, если хотите. Расслабьтесь и отдохните, пока люди просят ваш автограф. Дополнительный совет для тех, кто собирается писать наглядное пособие или учебник. После небольшой части теории, вы сначала рисуете то, что рисуют большинство людей (как правило), после чего вы начинаете делать рисунок похожим на реальность, и после нескольких таких рисунков вы показываете, на что нужно обратить внимание.


You need to get the word out so you have an audience! There are many ways to advertise. Make fliers that let people know the time, date, and location of the show. Be sure to list the type of performers you will have to create excitement.  Advertise well in advance for you show so people can make plans to attend. If you know someone who is great at graphic design, then recruit them! This can be a very cost-effective way to make professionally designed flyers. Place flyers at local universities, performance spots, and coffee shops to attract not only an audience but performers as well.   If you are selling tickets, advertise where they can be purchased. If you are selling tickets ahead of time or online, be sure to include that information. Create a Facebook Page, Twitter, and Google+ account for your show. Send reminders amount the date and time. Highlight the performers to generate buzz. Find a local community member who is willing to build website for your show that provides all the details for the event. If you have enough funds, consider hiring someone for this purpose. This line will be used to answer any questions a performer or an audience member might have. Have volunteers answer the line. Make sure you set hours for the hotline so that the volunteers are no overworked. Tell everyone you know and encourage them to do the same. The more excitement you show, the more likely they are to tell others about your talent show. This is one of the very best, and most cost-effective, ways to advertise your talent show.

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Рекламируйте свое шоу. Используйте интернет. Создайте информационную горячую линию. Воспользуйтесь сарафанным радио.


You need to get your barrel close enough to the bottom of the downspout and have enough room under the spigot to fill a barrel. Four cinder blocks set next to each other should do the trick on flat ground. You can also use loose bricks if you place them partially dug into the ground or secure them together to create a stable base that is wider than the barrel. Make sure your stand is completely stable—you don't want your barrel to tip. Attach or remove the bottom end of your downspout so you can set your barrel under it. You may need to adjust your downspout and even add curved sections of gutter piping to get it properly positioned. Make sure it sits secure and stable and doesn't tip around. Turn it so the end of your house's downspout flows down into the intake.

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Определите высоту, на которую необходимо поднять бочку. Сделайте подставку из шлакоблоков. Снимите нижнюю часть водосточной трубы, так чтобы установить бочку под ней. Установите бочку на подставку.


You need to get your condition diagnosed by a doctor so you know you’re getting the right treatment. Sarcoidosis shares symptoms with other conditions, and your doctor needs to rule those out. Call your doctor if you notice the following symptoms:  Persistent dry cough Chest pain Shortness of breath Wheezing Fatigue Swollen lymph nodes Weight loss Night sweats Joint pain After you tell your doctor about your symptoms, you’ll likely need some diagnostic tests. This will help rule out other conditions and check if you have granulomas in your lungs. Your doctor may do the following tests:  A simple blood test to check for an infection and determine how well your organs are functioning. Imaging tests like X-rays or a CT-scan to check your lungs. Lung function tests to check how much air you can take in and release. A biopsy to check your lung tissue for sarcoidosis. While you may be able to use natural treatments to manage your sarcoidosis, your doctor may recommend you take medication if you have certain underlying conditions. Take your medications exactly as directed, and don’t stop taking them without your doctor’s permission.  Your doctor may recommend pulmonary rehabilitation to help improve your breathing. They may prescribe corticosteroids, which are strong anti-inflammatories. If your condition is autoimmune, your doctor may give you immune suppressors like methotrexate (Trexall) and azathioprine (Azasan, Imuran) to help reduce the inflammation. Depending on the cause of your condition, your doctor may recommend other medications to help relieve your symptoms. Your doctor may give you tumor necrosis factor-alpha (TNF-alpha) inhibitors if other treatments aren’t helping. While you likely won’t need to worry about it, your lungs may become damaged by sarcoidosis. When this happens, you may be able to get a transplant. If you’re struggling to breathe, ask your doctor if this might be a treatment option for you. Lung transplants are rarely necessary as a treatment for sarcoidosis, so try not to worry about it.

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Обратитесь к врачу, если вы испытываете симптомы саркоидоза легких. Сдайте необходимые анализы и тесты, чтобы определить диагноз. Узнайте у врача о возможных методах лечения основной болезни. Если ваши легкие повреждены, обсудите с врачом возможность трансплантации.


You need to have a copy of the song already on your computer in order to make your video. If you do not have the music file, you can buy it or download it online. Common pictures include album artwork, shots of the band playing music, hanging out, and at live shows, and images that relate to the words currently being sung. You can even choose to put lyrics up as they're sung in certain moments. There is no wrong series of pictures to put up, but you should think about what the song says to you and how you want to portray it.  The most popular videos have photos that fit seamlessly with the music being played. Think of a theme or story in advance that you want to tell. You can use pictures from your own life or those found online. Know, however, that it is illegal to profit off of someone else's work, so you cannot charge people for the music video unless the pictures and song are all your own. Make a folder labeled "Music Video" on your desktop. As you find photos, pull them into this folder. If everything is in the same place to begin with, your life will be much easier in the future. Good places to find photos include:  Stock photography sites. Your own collections. Online image searches. The musician's bio or photo page. You can use almost any video editing software you want, from Windows MovieMaker and iMovie, to Avid and Final Cut, as these videos are simple and can be handled by most software. You can even use the most recent version of Powerpoint on Open Office, which can save presentations as movies. Click and drag your song into the timeline to determine the length of your video. This process is slightly different for each program, but you should end up with each photo end to end on your editing timeline. The first shot should be lined up with the start of the song. Usually you can click and drag the files right from your folder into the editing program. If this doesn't work, try "File" → "Import," then find the photos. Click and drag them after importing into the video work station. To determine the...

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Выберите песню, для которой нужно сделать видеоролик. Выберите желаемый тип изображений. Загрузите все фотографии в отдельную папку. Запустите программу для обработки видео и импортируйте песню. Выберите и перетащите все изображения на рабочую панель рядом с песней. Разделите количество секунд песни на количество фотографий, чтобы узнать продолжительность демонстрации каждого снимка. Выделите все снимки и установите длительность ролика. Сохраните готовый видеоролик в формате MP4 или MOV. Загрузите ролик на Youtube.


You need to have something against your ear so that you can push the needle through your ear without accidentally piercing your neck too. A cold, clean bar of soap or a cork are both good choices. Avoid apples or potatoes, even though that’s generally what’s used in the movies. Apples, potatoes, or any other food may have bacteria on it that could infect your piercing. If possible, have a friend (or friends) help you with the piercing. Either have them hold the cork against the back of your ear or, if you trust them immensely, have them do the actual piercing. This whole process is much easier to do when you have someone there to help you. The needle should be perpendicular to your earlobe. This means that it should make a roughly 90-degree angle with the mark that you made on your ear. Positioning the needle this way will allow it to slide more effectively through your ear. Make sure it goes through the spot you have marked. You may hear a popping noise when the needle goes through--don’t freak out! Wiggle the needle, then keep it bent at an angle. If you are using a hollow piercing needle, thread the jewelry through the center of the needle. After you've pierced your ear, and while the needle is sticking through the ear, place the shaft of the earring into the hollow tube of the needle and then push it all the way through the ear. This will leave the earring sitting comfortably in the new hole. Slowly remove the needle from your ear, making sure that the earring stays in place. Be aware that this will most likely be painful, but try not to rush it, as you don’t want the earring to fall out or else you will have to go through the piercing process again. Be aware that the hole you have made could close up in minutes if left without an earring in it. If your earring falls out, resterilize it as quickly as possible and try to fit it back through the hole. If it does not go through, you may have to pierce your ear again.

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Найдите какой-нибудь крепкий предмет, чтобы приложить его к уху. Правильно направьте иглу к уху. Сделайте глубокий вдох и проткните ухо иглой. Вденьте серьгу. Вытащите иглу.


You need to inspect the wound once it stops bleeding. Get to the cleanest, safest area that you can. You don't want to risk infection from environmental contaminants. Examine the wound to figure out how deep it is. If it is less than 1cm, you do not need to seek outside medical help and you can continue to clean the wound on your own.  If it looks deeper than 1cm, you will need stitches, even if the blood stopped flowing. Reapply the pressure dressing and seek medical attention as soon as possible. If you have a large area of abrasion, which is greater than 12 cm by 12 cm, with a significant amount of particulate matter, seek medical attention as well so the area can be appropriately cleansed. That much debris will cause infection if not removed. This can be done by a doctor under local anesthesia.   If the wound is dirty or caused by something rusty and it has been more than 10 years since your last tetanus shot, you will need a tetanus shot right away. Wounds can be misleading. Small wounds, such as puncture wounds, may seem small but they can be quite deep and are often full of bacteria. They also often become infected. This is particularly true of animal or human bites, so always seek medical attention for this kind of wound. Bacteria that live in the mouths of humans, cats, dogs, and other animals contain pasteurella and other virulent bacteria that can lead you from a small bite to the operating room within 24 hours.  This is also true of fight bites, which are incurred during a fist fight. When one individual hits another in the mouth and gets accidentally bitten by the others teeth, the wounds are also particularly prone to infection. A bite may need to be treated with prescription antibiotics to prevent infection. Make sure you go to the doctor or emergency room to deal with bites. If your wound does not need medical care, you can take care of it at home. Rinse the wound with warm water to remove the excess blood.  This may disrupt clotted blood and the wound may ooze or begin bleeding again. This is...

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Осмотрите рану. Внимательно отнеситесь к колотым ранам и укусам животных. Еще раз промойте рану. Обработайте рану. Перевяжите рану. Обратите внимание на возможные симптомы инфекции.