The dogs are found by walking through the high grass, just like any other Pokémon. Find a route with a lot of grass and weak Pokémon, such as Pewter City, Route 2, or Route 7, and start walking randomly through the small shrubs. You can also ride the bike to move around faster. Repels keep weak Pokémon from attacking you, but the Legendary Dogs will ignore it. This means that the only Pokémon you will encounter, if you encounter anything, is a Legendary Dog. Max Repels work for roughly 250 paces before you need to use a new one. Go to your "Team" and set it so that your first Pokémon is lower than level 50. All of the dogs are level 50, and Max Repel scares away any Pokémon with  a level even with or lower than your starter. Your best bet is to set a Level 49 Pokémon first. This way you will only find Pokémon level 50 and up, which only includes the dogs. Remember, the dogs move randomly each time you change regions. You can test the same patch of grass for hours, but if you do not ever change regions that the dog will stay where it is. The easiest place to do this is in the house on Route 2 above Vermillion City. After you've checked the grass out front for 10-20 seconds, walk into the house and then leave immediately. This will force the dog to pick a new location, which is hopefully your little field of grass. Keep checking the grass with your Max Repel on until the dog appears. This may take some time, as the dog's location is chosen randomly. Remember, however, that the dog can move anywhere. You will need to be patient to get your chance. Once you see a Legendary Dog for the first time your Pokédex will automatically update the location of the dog after that. This makes it much easier to find it again if you cannot capture it the first time. Open your Pokédex, scroll down to the dog, and check the "Area" section to find it.  If you accidentally KO the dog it will not appear again later in the game. Remember, however, that as soon as you try to go to the dog's current location it will move. Check your...

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Исследуйте высокую траву поблизости Kanto. Приобретите 10-20 Max Repel (Максимальное отражение). Для начала выберите Покемона 49 уровня или ниже. В поиске псов ходите по траве в течение 10-20 секунд. Войдите в помещение или перейдите в другую локацию, если у вас не получается найти собаку. Повторяйте это действие, каждый раз добавляя Repel, проверяйте траву, и постоянно меняйте локацию, пока не найдете пса. Используйте ваш Pokedex чтобы найти собак снова, если вы все же упустили шанс.


The dogwood should still be in a dormant state when you remove branches. Sawing or otherwise removing branches during the late spring or summer, after the tree begins to actively grow, can create fresh, appealing entry spots for insects that like to bore into the wood of the tree. Wood that is dying or dead will do nothing good for your tree. In fact, leaving it on the tree may actually cause problems. Deadwood is more likely to grow mold or other fungi, which can then spread to healthy parts of the dogwood. Like dead branches, diseased branches will only invite further infection to the rest of your dogwood. When cutting off noticeably diseased branches, you should dip the shears or saw into a solution made of one part bleach and three parts water to sterilize them. Otherwise, you may accidentally spread the disease to other parts of the tree. Some dogwood varieties, particularly the shrubby types, are valued mostly for the colorful bark that grows on new stems. You can either cut back the old stems on these dogwoods or cut them down completely. For shrubby dogwoods, you can actually cut the dogwood down to the ground every few years to remove old stems and encourage the growth of new twigs. If a particular section of your dogwood tree seems abnormally thick or crowded, select the weakest branches from that spot and cut them back to their point of origin. Some hybrid or variegated dogwood varieties are created by grafting together two separate dogwood trees. A branch that grows beneath the grafting point will have characteristics of one of the original trees used for the hybrid, rather than the hybrid dogwood itself. To keep the foliage and appearance of the tree consistent, you should remove these unexpected branches by sawing or pruning them off at the point of origin. Sometimes, the lowest branches of the dogwood can interfere with walking or other gardening activities. Other times, the branches hang so low that the underside of the tree does not receive enough air. In either case, the lowest branches can...

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Обрезайте ветки зимой или ранней весной. Обрежьте сухие ветви. Обрежьте больные или зараженные насекомыми ветки. Обрежьте старые стебли. Очищайте густые места. Обрежьте стебли, которые растут ниже точки прививки. Определите, нужно или нет обрезать нижние ветки.


The domain is defined as the set of input values for which the function produces an output value. In other words, the domain is the full set of x-values that can be plugged into a function to produce a y-value. The type of function will determine the best method for finding a domain. Here are the basics that you need to know about each type of function, which will be explained in the next section:   A polynomial function without radicals or variables in the denominator. For this type of function, the domain is all real numbers.  A function with a fraction with a variable in the denominator. To find the domain of this type of function, set the bottom equal to zero and exclude the x value you find when you solve the equation.  A function with a variable inside a radical sign. To find the domain of this type of function, just set the terms inside the radical sign to >0 and solve to find the values that would work for x.  A function using the natural log (ln). Just set the terms in the parentheses to >0 and solve.  A graph. Check out the graph to see which values work for x.  A relation. This will be a list of x and y coordinates. Your domain will simply be a list of x coordinates. The proper notation for the domain is easy to learn, but it is important that you write it correctly to express the correct answer and get full points on assignments and tests. Here are a few things you need to know about writing the domain of a function:  The format for expressing the domain is an open bracket/parenthesis, followed by the 2 endpoints of the domain separated by a comma, followed by a closed bracket/parenthesis.For example, [-1,5). This means that the domain goes from -1 to 5.   Use brackets such as [ and ] to indicate that a number is included in the domain. So in the example, [-1,5), the domain includes -1.   Use parentheses such as ( and ) to indicate that a number is not included in the domain. So in the example, [-1,5), 5 is not included in the domain. The domain stops arbitrarily short of 5, i.e. 4.999…   Use “U”...

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Запомните, что такое область определения. Научитесь находить область определения различных функций. Правильно обозначайте область определения.


The dorsal fin is located on the top of the fish, about two to three inches from the fish’s head. Male guppies have longer dorsal fins that flow in the water as they swim around. Female guppies have shorter dorsal fins that do not trail in the water as they swim. The guppy’s tail fin, or the caudal, can help you determine the sex of the guppy. Male guppies have wide, long caudal fins that are often brightly colored, with elaborate patterns. Female guppies will have shorter caudal fins that are not as wide and long as the males. The guppy’s anal fin is located under the fish and is the smaller fin right before the tail fin. A male guppy will have an anal fin that is long and narrow, with a slightly pointed end. He will use his anal fin to deliver sperm into the female. In contrast, a female guppy will have a shorter anal fin that appears triangular in shape. Her gravid spot will be located right above her anal fin.

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Посмотрите на форму спинного плавника рыбки. Посмотрите на форму хвостового плавника гуппи. Обратите внимание на длину и форму анального плавника.


The dough in a "real" churro is a little different than the dough in a biscuit, but the basic ingredients are the same and they will cook similarly. It is usually best to use the smaller biscuits, allowing you to more easily fry everything. If you don't want the fat of biscuit batter, you can use 1 cup hot water and 3-1/4 cups of your favorite all-purpose pancake mix. Blend into a dough and proceed like normal. Simply put the dough into a large plastic bag, then snip off the bottom corner with scissors. You can push the dough straight out the bottom of the back in perfect strips. They are fine on their own or with a delicious chocolate dip. Enjoy!

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Приобретите бисквитный полуфабрикат. В качестве альтернативы используйте кондитерский мешок. Подавайте чуррос теплыми.


The drain stopper will have a notch in the bottom with a hole (aligned with the stopper's stem) behind it. Line up the stopper so that the notch is facing directly toward the opening for the lift handle, which is usually directly behind the faucet spigot. Maintain this alignment as you insert the stopper into the drain opening. Your kit will come with a small plastic ring that is slightly wider in diameter on one side than the other. Place the narrower side into the opening first. This washer will help hold the ball on the pivot rod in place and provide a watertight seal. Insert the rod at a slightly downward angle. If your drain stopper is lined up properly, you should be able to feed the rod through the hole without much fuss. You'll know you've succeeded if the drain stopper bobs up and down in the sink. Pull up on the stopper to verify the attachment — if you can't pull it out of the drain opening, then it's attached. Tighten the nut by hand onto the threads on the end of the tailpipe's horizontal stub. If you overtighten the nut, the pivot rod may not be able to move up and down freely — test the rod's movement, and loosen the nut slightly if necessary. Drop the lift handle into the opening in the faucet fixture — it's almost always right behind the spigot. Under the sink, use the provided screw to connect the bottom of the lift handle to the top of the extension bar at the clevis joint. You'll end up with a single vertical shaft, the bottom of which should intersect with the roughly horizontal pivot rod. Make sure the series of holes in the extension bar are facing the pivot rod. Angle the pivot rod downward until the drain stopper pops up to its highest position in the sink basin. Feed the pivot rod through the corresponding hole in the extension bar, so that you maintain this downward angle on the pivot rod as much as possible. Use the V-shaped spring clamp that comes with the kit to hold the pivot rod and extension bar together. Lift up on the lift handle and see if the drain stopper plugs the sink...

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Установите донный клапан в слив раковины. Вставьте пластиковую шайбу в патрубок на отводной трубе. Введите горизонтальную спицу в патрубок и вставьте в отверстие на ушке клапана. Наденьте гайку крепления горизонтальной спицы на патрубок и затяните. Опустите рычаг через отверстие возле смесителя и соедините его с вертикальной спицей. Соедините обе спицы клапана. Проверьте, работает ли донный клапан и убедитесь, что вода задерживается в раковине. Проверьте, нет ли протечек под раковиной.


The dried petals can be stored that way for extended periods. Make sure the storage containers seal tightly to prevent insects from entering and eating the petals. Do not store them in direct sunlight. The options are endless. Use them in  your wedding,  create a sensual experience, or add them to  potpourri or try one of the following. Enhance a  rose cocktail, create a festive  rose petal punch, or indulge in some refreshing  rosewater. Create a necklace out of  rose petal beads, or make your own unique scent with  rose petal perfume. Try  rose petal sandwiches. Get rustic by making your own  rose petal jam, or make  frosted rose petals to add to a cake.

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Храните сухие лепестки роз в кофейных, жестяных или стеклянных банках. Решите, как вы хотите использовать лепестки. Добавьте лепестки к вашему любимому напитку. Добавьте лепестки роз к вашим изделиям. Добавьте лепестки к еде.


The drugs used to treat rheumatoid nodules are known as disease-modifying antirheumatic drugs (DMARD) and work at the molecular level of the disease and drugs known as biologics which work by inhibiting specific immune system proteins.  DMARD drugs options include methotrexate, sulfasalazine, hydroxychloroquine, leflunomide, azathioprine, and cyclosporine. Note that treatment of rheumatoid nodules is not required, but there is usually a spontaneous regression or reduction when a specific RA treatment is administered.  Use caution with some DMARDs. Some medications may actually cause or worsen the nodules. These include methotrexate and leflunomide for unknown reasons., ,,  Tell your doctor if new nodules appear or the previous nodules are getting bigger or painful. You may need a new drug therapy to avoid the appearance of the nodules while treating the rheumatoid arthritis. Your doctor might also recommend a biologic response modifier drug. These include etanercept, adalimumab, infliximab, certolizumab pegol, golimumab, anakinra, abatacept, rituximab, tocilizumab, or tofacitinib.  Many studies have been completed that saw reduction in these nodules when treating RA with these medications., , ,   Arrange an appointment with your doctor to discuss your treatment for rheumatoid arthritis. Your doctor will give you a prescription for the medications you may need, and take these medications as directed. Injecting steroids within the nodules have been proven to reduce size of the nodules. Therapy though may require weeks of injections by your healthcare provider., Steroids help reduce the inflammation process occurring at the nodules.  Your doctor will clean the area of the nodules with rubbing alcohol or alcohol pads. A numbing agent/spray or anesthetic may be applied to reduce pain.  A needle with steroids will be injected at the site of the nodules. After receiving the shot, you may feel discomfort at the location, and flushing of the face or chest can occur. Do not excessively move the area, and apply ice to...

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Лечите узелки болезнь-модифицирующими антиревматическими препаратами. Если БМАРП не помогают, попробуйте принимать биопрепараты. Узнайте у врача насчет инъекций стероидов. Подумайте о возможности операции на ревматоидных узелках.


The dryer isn't the only culprit in your laundry room! Hot water can shrink items, especially over time. If there are any shirts you're worried about shrinking, err on the side of caution and use the cold-water wash cycle. Dry cleaning is generally a better option for these materials. Professionals will know how to protect your clothing better than you can at home. Those tags are there for a reason! Generally, if you stick to what the tag tells you to do, you can avoid damaging or shrinking your clothes. If you're in love with a particular shirt and the way it fits you, take the dryer out of the equation. Even if the tag says it's safe to machine dry, hot air will damage the fibers of your shirt over time. If air drying takes too much time for your lifestyle, set your dryer to a low setting (tumble dry, for example). You can then remove your favorite shirts from the dryer once they're just damp. Lay them out to air dry the rest of the way. This should cut down on damage from the dryer while also minimizing your air drying time.

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Стирайте рубашки в холодной воде. Рубашки из шерсти, мохера и кашемира можно стирать только в химчистке. Следуйте инструкциям на бирках. Высушивайте на воздухе вещи, которые могут усесть. Достаньте из сушилки все еще влажные вещи.


The drying conditions for string beans, for example, are different from the drying conditions for lima beans. It is possible to dry beans either indoors or outdoors, depending on your budget and even your geographic location, so there may be multiple ways you can dry beans. Using a store-bought dehydrator, your kitchen oven, or the heat of the sun are all ways to dry beans. Remove the strings from green, snap, string, or wax beans. For larger bean varieties, split pods lengthwise to allow for faster drying.     Shell full-grown lima beans, peas, or other shell beans. "Full-grown" means past the time these beans would be picked for eating at the table, canning, or preserving, but before the pods are dry.     Steam no more than 2 inches (5.1 cm) of green, snap, string, or wax beans in a wire rack or basket above a pot (or kettle) of boiling water for 15 to 20 minutes.     Steam shallow layers of lima or shell beans in the same way for 10 minutes. Take batches of beans out of the rack or basket and spread them on paper towels or clean cloths to absorb extra moisture. Cover the steamed beans with towels while they wait to be moved onto drying trays. These openings will allow air to circulate through and carry away evaporating moisture while the beans dry. Depending on their size, green, snap, string, or wax beans should be spread in 1 layer or 1/2 inch (1.25 cm) deep per tray. Lima or other shelled beans should be spread thinly on the trays.

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(Метод пропаривания) Определите, какой сорт фасоли вы хотите высушить. Выберите оборудование и метод сушки фасоли. Подготовьте фасоль по мере необходимости и пропарьте ее перед сушкой. Разложите пропаренную фасоль на сушильных лотках, которые решетчатые, перфорированные или плетенные на дне.


The duration is highly dependent upon how well you care for your skin. If you keep the stain moisturized and keep it from rubbing off on things, it may last three weeks or even longer. If you don't care for the henna at all, it may begin to fade or peel within the first week. The longevity of the henna stain also depends where the design is located on your body. The ink tends to show up darker on your hands and feet, but those areas also tend to exchange the most friction as you interact with your environment. Apply a coat of a natural oil, butter, or lotion after the paste is removed. While the henna is on your skin, moisturize regularly to protect the design and prevent exfoliation. Many store-bought moisturizers contain chemicals that can prematurely lighten the stain, so it's best to use something natural.  Do not use moisturizers that contain bleaching agents and/or fruit acids (Alpha-Hydroxy Acid). These chemicals tend to strip your skin of moisture and nutrients, and they can make the henna fade prematurely. Spread a coat of essential oils over the design. Oils will keep your skin moist, which may prevent the henna from fading or flaking prematurely. Try using wax lip balm, coconut oil, or olive oil. Look for specialized henna-care oils. Exfoliation can fade the henna. Rough washing and friction from clothes can also lead the stain to disappear more quickly. The less you touch the area, the better. If you have a henna design on your hand, consider wearing gloves when you wash dishes. Apply with your hand or a soft towel. If possible, rub soap around the edge of the henna design, but not into the stain itself. Avoid using acetone (found in nail-polish remover) and hand sanitizers. These relatively powerful chemicals strip your skin and make the henna stains fade more quickly.

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Рассчитывайте на то, что рисунок будет держаться 1-3 недели. Увлажнение. Старайтесь не царапать рисунок. Очищайте кожу мягким мылом.


The dynamics of a sister-in-law (S-I-L) are complex at the best of times but no more so if she has spent much of her life causing her immediate family to run to her beck and call. The drama queen thrives off drama and having everyone pay attention to her as a result.  Sit back at your next family occasion and simply watch. Notice how she interacts with her family members, and how they in turn react back. If you witness a lot of step-toeing around her and acquiescing to her, she is clearly used to getting her own way. Consider what happens when she raises a drama-filled topic. Do other family members rush to agree with her about how "outrageous" the price of child care/electricity/shampoo/dog grooming/car maintenance/etc. is? Do they confirm her quibbles as quickly as possible, thereby engendering even more complaints? This shows that they enable her complaint-filled view of the world and sadly, have long been used to pandering to it. You can't change them but you can set a new role model by not complaining yourself. Notice what happens when you disagree with her. Does she pout, throw an adult-style tantrum or try and put you down? While it's important to stand your ground on things that matter to you, if she does react childishly, you'll need to learn how to manage this carefully. Learn not so much to disagree as to fail to agree––there is a fine line but it's about acknowledging her underlying need (notice me, care about me, help me, etc.) without buying into her view of the world. Your S-I-L can let off steam, vent away and curse all she wants but there is no need to join the negativity. Avoid taking any of what is said personally––the crazier the reactions and actions, the more your S-I-L is grasping at straws to try and provoke you and restore the limelight back onto her. Let her have the limelight in her own home but don't hang around to be vented upon. If it gets really bad, simply announce that you will come back when she is feeling calmer and leave. Equally, if it's happening in your own home, tell...

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Учтите, что вам, возможно, придется иметь дело с королевой драмы. Не втягивайтесь в драму.


The earlier you get your dog to the vet, the greater the odds of survival. Unfortunately, many dog owners fail to recognize the symptoms or wait too long to see a vet; when they finally take action, their dogs are in the late stages of the disease and tend to die from dehydration. To diagnose parvo, your veterinarian may perform the Enzyme Linked ImmunoSorbent Assay (ELISA) test. This test checks your dog’s stool for evidence of parvo. It can be done in your veterinarian’s office.  The ELISA test gives rapid results, but it may not be completely accurate. Be aware that false negative results do occur. On the other hand, a test to confirm parvo may not really be necessary. The parvo virus causes severe illness. Since the condition is managed with supportive care rather than cured, it is not always necessary to run diagnostic tests. The treatment will likely be the same with or without a definite diagnosis. Proving it beyond doubt would not change the treatment given and could divert limited financial resources away from vital treatment. The ELISA test alone can sometimes fail to diagnose parvo. Your veterinarian may also perform a Hemagglutination Test, a blood count, and/or a direct fecal smear. The results of these tests, together with the ELISA test, will reveal the presence of parvo in your dog. There is no cure for the parvo virus; however, your veterinarian can recommend supportive therapies and practical measures that will increase your dog’s odds of survival. These might include:  Hospitalization Anti-vomiting medication Intravenous fluids Probiotics Vitamin therapy

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Немедленно покажите собаку ветеринару. Сделайте иммуноферментный анализ и антиген-тест (ИФА). Сдайте дополнительные анализы. Выполняйте все рекомендации ветеринара.


The earlier you return to your normal pattern of interaction with your friend, the easier and less awkward it will be between the two of you. Returning to the normal way you spend time with them will show you’ve accepted and moved on from the rejection. Avoiding each other will only increase awkwardness and keep you both from returning to friendship. You’ll want to return to your normal ways of communicating and spending time with your friend, with a few exceptions. Now that you’re trying to rebuild your friendship, you might want to do some things differently so as to avoid catching feelings again. If there’s too much pressure to act differently around each other, you may not be able to rekindle the friendship. Some boundaries to set include:  Avoid flirtatious behavior, touching, and sexual innuendo. Be careful when talking about their love life and dating other people. Avoid holding out hope that they’ll change or fall in love with you later. Make sure you make time for other interests and activities. Explore other friendships and dating other people. This will help you move on from any feelings you had for your friend. Be sure to develop other friendships where you can discuss love and dating more openly than you might with your friend. Explore what made you decide to try to take your friendship beyond its current status. Reexamine if you read too much into their behavior, if you typically fall for friends or others who aren’t really available to you, or if you developed too much intimacy with your friend too soon. Talk about these patterns with a counselor or a friend who knows you well so that you can prevent falling for your friend again, or falling for another friend. These patterns could occur because:  You've been hurt in the past and are scared of real commitment. You want to protect yourself from future rejection in a relationship by choosing someone who is already unavailable or uninterested. You don't believe you're deserving or worthy of love. Take heart in the fact that your crush on your...

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Вернитесь к обычному общению. Создайте новые, здоровые границы. Уделяйте время другим интересам и отношениям. Изучите характер своего поведения. Извлеките из ситуации урок и двигайтесь дальше.


The early stages of a relationship are characterized by infatuation and spending more time with someone. Observe if you're still asking about the person's likes and dislikes, their hobbies and interests, and their beliefs. Notice if you are evaluating their personality characteristics and habits to see if they’re compatible with you. You’ll want to assess if you’re comfortable enough to continue being around them.  For example, you may ask yourself:  Is this person caring and friendly? Is this person controlling or mean? Does this person have a tendency to be unhappy or irritable? Is this person generally fun to be with? Notice if you idealize your partner, get easily excited by them, or think of them frequently. If you are not able to recognize their flaws, then you're still in the romantic infatuation stage. You're probably experiencing these physical signs of attraction when your partner enters a room:  Blushing Trembling hands Racing heart Feeling weak or faint Ask yourself if you are on your best behavior, go out of your way to please the other person, or make attempts to flatter and flirt. If so, you're likely still in the infatuation stage of dating, where there is more pressure to impress and build connection. You’ll be so excited by the attention you’re getting that you’ll try your best not to make a mistake.  For example, you may spend extra time getting ready for dates, say “yes” to activities you might not normally do, buy or wear nicer clothes, and spend more time with him than by yourself or with other friends. Keep in mind the importance of boundaries. For your relationship to grow and be successful, you’ll need to learn to be authentic and stop trying to impress your partner all the time. Giving up time with friends and family is not healthy for your relationship long-term. If you're spending more time together, feeling more comfortable with her, and getting to know her beyond the basics, you're now in an exclusive dating relationship. At this stage, you'll be discovering who the person really...

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Подумайте, можно ли сказать, что вы еще только узнаёте друг друга. Обратите внимание, насколько вы концентрируетесь на физическом влечении. Следите за своими попытками произвести впечатление на этого человека. Подумайте, взяли ли вы на себя обязательства в этих отношениях. Обратите внимание на свои ожидания.


The ease of paying with credit cards can quickly lead to overextending yourself and getting into too much debt.  If you have a habit of purchasing things with credit when you don’t have the cash to pay for them, your credit card debt will continue to grow.  Soon, your monthly minimum payments may be more than you can afford.  Controlling impulse spending will help you to use credit cards more wisely. Learning how to manage credit, how to strategically pay down balances and how to maximize rewards can reduce your monthly expenses. Your total monthly debt payments, including car payments, student loans and credit cards, should equal no more than 20 percent of your monthly income.  If you are close to that limit, then hold off on new credit purchases until you can pay down some of those other loans.  Failure to manage your level of debt can not only hurt your credit, but it can also hinder your ability to save for things like retirement. For example, if you pay $300 per month on your car payments, $200 per month on student loans and $200 per month on credit card balances, then our total debt payments per month equal $700. In this example, if you make $3,500 per month, then your debt-to-income ratio equals 20 percent ($3,500 x .2 = $700).  If you make less than this per month, then your debt is too high, and you need to reduce your debt before making any more debt purchases. You can get your credit report for free once per year from annualcreditreport.com.  Your total debt and your payment history appears on your credit report. The way you manage your credit affects your credit score.  Also, errors on your credit report can hurt your credit.  Review your credit report often and know whether you need to work on improving your credit score and/or if you need to address errors on your credit report. Familiarize yourself with all of the fees they charge.  Credit card fees include annual fees, charges for balance transfers, cash advance fees and late fees.  Choose a credit card with a fee structure that matches your...

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Разберитесь в том, почему кредитные карты опасны. Следите за соотношением долга и доходов. Выясните, сколько денег вы должны тратить ежемесячно на погашение задолженностей. Проверяйте свою историю расходов регулярно. Прочитайте все договоры по кредитам и кредитным картам. Выплачивайте основной долг.


The easiest Southern slang to incorporate is to use “y'all” instead of “you all” or “everyone.” Southerners often say “git” instead of “get.” Other common slang terms include “yonder,” which means “over there,” and “fixin’,” which means “about to do.”  The South has a lot of idioms and phrases, like “bless your heart,” which means “you are sweet,” and “pretty as a peach,” which means that something is pleasant, or cute. The South is a very religious region of the United States. To speak like a Southerner, use the word “bless” often. Phrases like “bless your heart” and “God bless you” are common in the South. Speakers on the East Coast tend to say “ey” or “ah” during breaks in speech. Bostonians will use “wicked” instead of “awesome” or “really.” They also tend to use “hella” instead of “very.” A “hella wicked smaht” person is someone that is “really very smart,” for example. New Yorkers are notorious for saying “fuggetaboutit,” a truncated version of “forget about it.” It means that everything is fine.  Raising your voice a little isn’t necessarily considered rude on the East Coast. In Philadelphia, the word “jawn” can replace any noun and you’ll have to use context clues to determine what it means. For example, “that jawn” could mean “that girl,” “that food,” or “that politician” depending on the subject of discussion. Philadelphians also call submarine sandwiches “hoagies.” If someone in the Northeast refers to “the City,” they’re talking about New York City. The state of New York (outside of New York City) is almost always called “New York State.” Always say “you guys” instead of “ya’ll,” “you all,” or “everyone” to sound like an authentic resident of the Midwest. In addition, Midwesterners typically refer to carbonated beverages as “pop” instead of “soda.”  Midwesterners tend to over-use niceties like “thanks” and “sorry” in everyday speech. These are often replaced with “ope.” It’s a sort of combination of “oh” and “whoops,” and is used to express regret that you made a minor mistake. Chicagoans tend to...

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Используйте «y'all» и другой южный сленг, чтобы сойти за южанина. Переймите северо-восточный сленг, чтобы звучать как уроженец Восточного побережья. Используйте «you guys» и пейте «pop», чтобы звучать как житель Среднего Запада. Чтобы показаться выходцем из Калифорнии, изображайте взволнованность и используйте слово «dude».


The easiest and cheapest way to chemically coat your paper with flame retardants is buying it rather than making it. There are sprays and chemicals available at home improvement stores and on the internet. Follow the directions on the packaging for coating paper. Avoid products that have noxious or toxic chemicals. Since you will likely be keeping this paper in your home, confining chemicals in your living area may be hazardous to your health. Do not buy products labeled ‘poison,’ ‘warning,’ or ‘danger.’ If you want to make your own flame resistant coating, you can do it with a couple chemicals. You can find boric acid powder in many insecticides and repellents. Borax is available by itself, as it is often used as a ‘detergent booster.’ You will also need a gallon bucket and some warm water to mix the compound. Finally, get together a towel to test your solution and a clean paintbrush (or spray bottle) to apply the solution. Put 50 grams of boric acid powder and 60 grams of borax into a half gallon of hot water. Use a stirring implement like a wooden spoon or stick to dissolve the powders into the water. It is advisable to use an implement you can immediately throw away. You certainly shouldn’t use an implement you cook with. Put the rag or cloth into the bucket and soak it thoroughly. Hang it outside to dry and wait until it is completely dry. When it is dry, hold a flame under one of the corners. The cloth should turn black, but if it burns, you did not add enough powder. Play with the amounts of each chemical you added to get a combination that works. Use a fresh cloth every time you tweak the measurements. You will need to soak the paper thoroughly with the solution to make it flame resistant. Use the paint brush, spray bottle, or other implement (use your imagination) to make sure you cover every inch of the paper with plenty of solution. You can even try soaking the paper in the solution. Put it in a tray and submerge the paper, as with developing and printing photographs.

TL;DR in Russian:

Поищите огнестойкие химические реактивы. Достаньте порошок борной кислоты и буру. Приготовьте в ведре раствор. Проверьте раствор. Нанесите готовый раствор на бумагу.


The easiest and cheapest way to make your pattern is to simply print it out at home on normal printer paper. You can also trace the design onto wax or tracing paper. However, you should never use carbon paper or draw a design directly onto the leather. This is an optional step, as you can do your leather tooling freehand or by creating your own pattern. Cut the leather into the size and shape of the final piece (a belt if you're making a belt, the side of a saddle, the long rectangle of a wallet, etc). Do not ever use scissors to cut this type of leather however. Scissors are only suitable for very thin, fabric-like leather. You should instead use a box cutter or x-acto knife. Casing leather is just a fancy word for getting it wet, but that doesn't mean you should go straight for some water. Water is perfectly usable but a casing solution (which you can buy from leather stores and online) will help protect your leather from water stains. Just apply your liquid of choice over the surface area that you'll be working with, using a spray bottle or sponge.  You don't want to soak or over-wet the leather, however. Apply the liquid in moderation. Generally you don't want to case a single area more than once. If you need to stop working for awhile, wrap the leather in plastic wrap and put it in the fridge. Wait until the leather starts to turn back to its original color and then start tracing your design. Simply align your pattern and then use a dull pencil or modeling stylus to "draw" over the design on the paper. You should not press hard. Lift up the paper and you will see that the casing allows the light pressure of your drawing to transfer the design temporarily onto the leather. With this temporary outline, you will want to cut the main lines of the design onto the leather. Hold the swivel knife like a pen you're clicking down the end of, with your pointer finger in the saddle and your thumb and middle finger on the barrel. Hold it so that the blade is straight up and down and place the back corner into the...

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Распечатайте узор. Обрежьте ваш образец. Обработайте кожу. Переведите узор на кожу. Вырежьте основные линии, используя поворотный нож. Определите, какие участки должны быть продавлены глубже или мельче. Фаска или рельеф по краям украсят ваш узор. Используйте штампы для создания рисунка и придания текстуры или эффекта затенения. Положите кожу под пресс (при необходимости).


The easiest and fastest way to make your own soda is to create a thick flavoring and add a small amount to already-carbonated soda water. If you want to start from scratch, skip to the next method and brew your own. Making syrup saves you the trouble of messing with yeast, and works in much the same way an old-fashioned soda jerk used to work, or a modern soda machine. In a saucepan, mix the following ingredients:  1 cup granulated sugar about 1/2 cup water 1/2 cup fresh fruit juice, or two tablespoons of flavor extract Whisk vigorously to keep the sugar moving, staying careful to avoid burning it. It should melt thoroughly and form a thick syrup. Bring the syrup to a boil. Turn down the heat and let simmer until half of mixture is left. It'll look pretty thick and sweet, which is good. It should be very sweet and concentrated, perfect for cutting in cold soda water. Let the syrup cool and store it in an easy-access container in the refrigerator. It should be good for a few weeks, or more. If you've got a sports water bottle, that would be perfect for storing. You can portion out a squirt or two of the syrup per glass of soda you want to make, and keep it nicely slotted in the fridge door. Fill a glass with soda water and add a small squirt of the soda syrup to it, mixing it thoroughly with a spoon until it becomes integrated. Give it a taste and add more if necessary, or dilute it further with more soda water. Serve chilled and enjoy. If you've got access to a carbonator, you can even bubble up your own soda water to streamline the process and make everything yourself. While a carbonator can cost a pretty penny, you'll be able to start making your own soda water for free. If you drink lots of it, it'll pay for itself in no time.

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Начните с подготовки густой содово-сиропной основы. Доведите смесь до кипения в кастрюле. Выкипятите сироп наполовину. Перелейте в бутылочку и храните в холодильнике. Подавайте, смешивая со льдом и сельтерской водой.


The easiest and most common way to get dizzy? Spin in a circle.  Look down at your feet and spin, as quick as you can, for about 7-10 times. You won't need to spin much to get dizzy.  Advanced method: Grab a baseball bat, or another stick a few feet long. Put one end on the ground and your forehead against the other. Spin while your forehead touches the bat. Don't try to run or do anything complicated after this. You probably won't be able to, and you might hurt yourself. Next time you go to the park, sit in the swing and twist it around until you can't anymore. Then let go and spin around really quickly. Spin on an office chair or a turning desk chair. Another simple way to get dizzy is just to crouch for a long period of time, your legs bent like you're in a huddle. Then, stand up abruptly. This is sometimes called getting a "head rush," but it's basically the same as getting dizzy. If you're hungry, or if it's very hot out, this will be more intense. Dizziness can result in fainting if you're not careful. When your bottom is higher than your top, the blood rushes to your head and you can start to feel quite dizzy. Try to move as little as possible while you do this, and you'll notice the effects more.  Hang upside down from a swing-set, or from a fence, or from a pull-up bar. Make sure you turn around before you let go. Ride a roller coaster that goes upside down, or a ride one of the fair rides that you can control the spinning. The Tilt-a-Whirl is a great way to get dizzy. Often, if you start doing some exercise, like jogging, doing jumping jacks, or even something like jumping rope, you'll get a little dizzy. Pick something that will have you moving around, go outside, and do it. You get dizzy sometimes when your blood sugar is low and you need to eat something, or you get overheated. If you get dizzy when you do this, it's important to sit down, drink some water, and get something to eat quickly. Whether in a book or a picture online, optical illusions can get your head spinning even if you're sitting...

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Покружитесь на месте, глядя вниз. Сядьте на качели и повращайтесь на них. Присядьте и быстро выпрямитесь. Примите положение, при котором ноги находятся выше головы. Проделайте физические упражнения. Используйте оптические иллюзии. Попробуйте пройти испытание головокружением.


The easiest and most direct way to find out whether or not your ex misses you is to ask him. Unfortunately, for most people, this is also the most intimidating way; however, simply talking with him is likely the quickest way to figuring out what's going on.  Be aware that, depending on the person, some people may not be honest about their feelings, especially if they are afraid that you are trying to hurt them. If you and your ex aren’t able to communicate without getting into a big fight, meeting up to try and have conversation about a topic like this may not be the best idea. Asking your ex outright seems scary, but it can save you a lot of confusion in the long-term — instead of spending time trying to interpret his silence or what, exactly, his use of that smiley emoji meant, you'll know flat-out if he wants to get back together. If he doesn't then you can begin the work of letting go and moving on and not waste your time on someone who no longer wants to date you. You can contact her via text or email, but the fastest way is probably just to call her. Keep your conversation as light and friendly as possible. Ask her if they’d like to meet up for lunch or coffee because you want to talk about something with her. Understand that she might refuse. If she does refuse to see you it’s a good sign that she doesn't miss you, or if she does, she isn't ready to see you yet. Try not to get angry. Instead, be respectful of her wishes. If this is the first time you are seeing each other since the break up the situation will probably feel a bit awkward. Take the initiative and try to keep the situation as light as possible. Ask him how things are going for him (e.g. with school or work), and let him know a few things that are going on in your life. Try to keep the conversation on light things and don’t just jump straight into talking about your relationship. This will help lighten the mood, and let him know that you aren’t trying to start a fight. If you are at a restaurant or cafe, and are ordering food and/or...

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Подумайте, хорошая ли это идея. Свяжитесь с любимым человеком. Постарайтесь сделать все возможное, чтобы ваша беседа была непринужденной. Дождитесь подходящего момента. Будьте честны. Решите, что вы будете делать дальше.


The easiest and most reversible way to give your guitar a little flair without damaging the instrument itself, or spending a lot of money is to get a new pick guard with interesting colors, or to get a plain pick guard and decorate it with markers or paint.  On electric guitars, most pick guards can be removed with a small Phillips-head screwdriver, after removing the strings. Replacing it is as easy as placing it and replacing the screws. Pick guards are available at any guitar shop or music store. Acrylic paint and permanent markers are the simplest and best ways of decorating pick guards, and the bodies of guitars. There's more info about painting your guitar in the next section. Jerry Garcia used to stick a rose in between the strings on the headstock of his guitar, and a variety of little decorations hanging from the headstock or the tailpiece of your guitar can look pretty cool.  Try getting a few scarves or attractive looking scraps of fabric and wrapping them under the strings at the headstock, and knotting them tightly. Wrap some strings between the tailpiece and the strap of your guitar to keep it held in place. Another super-easy and effective way of decorating your guitar is to use a variety of stickers placed around the body of both electric and acoustic guitars. While some people think these negatively affect the tone woods and the resonance of the guitar, the difference is difficult to notice, and not significant on cheaper guitars anyway. All of the following make great guitar decorations:  Band stickers Bumper stickers Logos Stickers along the fretboard Leather strap with a psychedelic mandala? Lightening bolt? Bandolier of bullets? A cool strap can do just as much for your general stage presence and vibe as a cool decorated guitar. Shop around online for cool options, or consider making your own.  Adjust strap to an appropriate rock and roll height. That means low, if you're in a punk band, and nipple-high if you're in an indie band. Apply buttons of your favorite bands to the strap. This is...

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Замените или украсьте накладку. Повесьте что-нибудь на голову гитары. Наклейте наклейки. Достаньте яркий ремень. Украсьте тумблеры. Напишите лозунг на своей гитаре.


The easiest and safest way to soak crystals to remove stains is using a combination of water and laundry detergent. You can then soak the crystals in bleach overnight. If your crystals have minimal stains, it's best to soak them overnight in a combination of water and household dish soap or laundry detergent.  Use a combination of warm water and laundry detergent to wash the crystals. You can use a soft rag to scrub any dirt and debris that comes off easily. From here, find a container you can cover easily, like a sturdy Tupperware container. Fill this container with warm water and 1/4 cup of bleach. Place the gems in the bleach, cover the container, and set aside in a safe place for two days. If your crystals have a lot of stains beyond regular dirt and grime, such as discolorations caused by iron, oxalic acid may be necessary to properly treat the gems. Oxalic acid is also known as wood bleach, and you can purchase it online or at a hardware store. Purchase a one pound bag of oxalic acid, and get a gallon container. Make sure the material the container is made out of will not corrode in response to acid. Metal containers cannot hold oxalic acid.  Fill the container three fourths of the way full with distilled water. Then, pour in the oxalic acid. Wear an air mask to avoid inhaling the acid. You also want to make sure you work outside. Stir the acid, using a large rod or spoon, until the oxalic acid crystals are dissolved. Add the crystal quartz. There is no set time to soak quartz in oxalic acid. Depending on the staining, it can take a few days to a few hours. Check the quartz periodically and remove them when the stains are gone. You need to take extreme precaution if you choose to handle oxalic acid. Only do so if your quartz are very stained. It is always safer to use bleach and water. If you choose to use oxalic acid, adhere to the following safety precautions:  Wear eye protection, gloves, and a face mask when handling oxalic acid. Always pour acid into water. It is very dangerous to pour water into...

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Воспользуйтесь водой, хозяйственными чистящими средствами и отбеливателем. Попробуйте очистить кристаллы от стойких пятен с помощью щавелевой кислоты. Соблюдайте осторожность, работая с кислотой. Сполосните кристаллы.


The easiest and simplest way to prevent a sun rash is to expose your skin to the sun slowly. The most common areas are the legs, arms, and chest, so take your time in the spring wearing these uncovered. Try exposing one area at a time instead of them all at once, and limit the amount of time you spend in the sun at first to about 10 minutes. For example, wear a short-sleeved shirt with a high collar and long pants to begin with. You can also try shorts with a long sleeve shirt and a high neck. As long as only one new area is uncovered, you can help prevent sun rash. When you are in the sun, put sunscreen on the areas that are exposed to the sun. Make sure you look for sunscreen that’s over 30 SPF that offers broad spectrum protection against UVA and UVB rays since both can cause sun rash.  Reapply the sunscreen about once every 2 hours.  If you live in an area with high elevation, you’re more likely to get sunburn or sun rash with shorter exposure times. There are certain times of the day that are considered peak hours for sun exposure and strength. If you are prone to sun rash or want to avoid getting one, try to avoid being in the sun between the hours of 10 a.m. and 3 p.m. The sun is strongest during these times and you run a higher risk exposure. If you know you are prone to sun rash, you can protect yourself by wearing clothing or items that cover your skin completely. If you are going outside, even it is not hot, wear a light jacket or long sleeve shirt to cover your arms. Wear high-necked shirts to protect your chest and long pants to protect your legs. Your face is also at risk, so wear a wide-brimmed hat or headscarf to protect your skin.

TL;DR in Russian:

Не торопитесь загорать. Наносите солнцезащитный крем. Выходите на солнце в непиковое время. Носите защитную одежду.


The easiest leather to work with when making gloves will be thin leather with a smooth, even grain.  Grain leather is made from the external side of the hide, and it offers the greatest amount of durability and dexterity. Thin leather will create more comfortable gloves than thick leather, which could end up feeling bulky. Tug the leather and observe how stretchy the material is. If it bounces back after you stretch it, no further preparations are needed. If it sags a little or seems too stretchy, you will need to help stiffen and control this stretchiness. Stretchiness is good, but if you do not take measures to control it, the gloves can easily become saggy and worn out after you wear them a few times. Get the leather wet, then stretch it out with the grain until it will stretch out no further. Let it dry. Once dry, wet it again and stretch the leather out across the grain. Do not stretch it out completely  this time, though. Let it dry again. Pin your patterns to the prepared leather and use sharp scissors to cut them out, matching the pattern line for line. This means cutting out the thumb hole and finger spaces, as well.  Make sure that the grain line runs parallel with the fingers. Leather has the greatest amount of stretch across this grain, and you will need to make use of that stretchiness to help the leather move with the the knuckles as you bend your fingers. Leather should not fray, so you do not need to hem the edges or apply any anti-fraying adhesives. Cut each piece out twice so that you will have enough pieces to make two identical gloves. Since the front and back of these gloves will be identical, you do not need to worry about inverting the pattern for your opposite hand.

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Подыщите правильный тип кожи. Проверьте растяжимость кожи. Увлажните кожу и растяните ее. Вырежьте детали.


The easiest problem to fix, and probably the most common, is a that your treadmill is just not plugged in. Make sure your treadmill is plugged into an electrified electrical outlet and that the prongs on the treadmill's power plug are not bent or distorted in any way. Plug the treadmill into a different outlet to eliminate the first outlet as the issue. If you do not have another outlet nearby, plug another device, such as an easily movable lamp, into the treadmill's outlet to see if it works.  If you know which outlets are on separate circuits, try using an outlet that is powered by another circuit. If you don't have any power at the outlet, reset the circuit breaker or replace the fuse and try to turn your treadmill on again. Some treadmill models need the power supply to be adjusted before it gets to the motor. Make sure that this adaptor is in place and plugged in properly. Some models may need to be opened to complete this step. If this is the case, be sure to unplug your treadmill before opening any electrical boxes. In order to check for other problems, you will need to unplug the treadmill for safety. If the fuses are blown, your treadmill will not start. Luckily a blown fuse is usually a quick and easy fix. You can check your fuses with a multi-meter or take them to a local electronics store for testing. If your fuses are blown, be sure to replace them with fuses that are that have the same amperage rating. If your machine won't turn on, it may just be that the screen of your treadmill is not working. Make sure that all of the wires between the treadmill and the display are secure. Also check that you are getting power to the display. You can check this by using your multi-meter at the connection points between the power coming in and the display. If you are unable to find the problem with the previous steps, you may need to consult a professional. If available, contact the manufacturer for information on further diagnostics to perform and for a list of qualified repair shops in your area.

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Проверьте, нет ли проблем с подключением к источнику питания. Убедитесь, что ваша беговая дорожка подключена к рабочей розетке. Проверьте соединение между вашим оборудованием и адаптером питания. Отключите беговую дорожку от источника питания. Проверьте предохранители на вашей беговой дорожке. Определите, нет ли проблемы с дисплеем. Проконсультируйтесь с профессиональным мастером по ремонту.


The easiest way to activate Windows is by connecting to Microsoft directly through the internet. Microsoft will verify that your product key is legitimate, and send the activation code back to your computer. If you don't have access to the internet, click here to activate by phone. You can start this by clicking the Activation icon in your System Tray. You can also click Start → All Programs → Accessories → System Tools → Activate Windows. You may be prompted to enter your 25-character product key before you can proceed. If you don't have a product key, click here. Windows will try first to connect via your network (Ethernet or Wi-Fi) connection. If no network adapter is detected it will look for a dial-up modem. Registration is optional, and now that Windows XP is no longer supported, there's no real point to it. To skip registration, select "No, I don't want to register now; let's just activate Windows". As long as you have an internet connection the wizard will automatically connect and activate your copy of Windows. If you have used your Windows XP product key on a different computer or installed new hardware, you may be prompted to contact Microsoft by phone. This is a step required by Microsoft to prevent piracy. As long as you are not violating your license, you should have no problem getting the support rep to activate your account.  You will be asked by the support rep to provide the "installation ID", which can be found on the activation wizard screen. After providing the installation ID, Microsoft will verify and will provide you with the code you need to enter to activate Windows.

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Убедитесь в наличии подключения к Интернету. Запустите мастер активации, щелкнув по иконке Активация на панели задач. Введите ключ продукта, если еще этого не сделали. Выберите «Да, активировать Windows через Интернет». Прочитайте заявление о конфиденциальности и решите, хотите ли вы пройти регистрацию. Подождите, пока Windows завершит процедуру активации. При необходимости свяжитесь с Microsoft.


The easiest way to begin a conversation with someone you want to talk to is to ask a favor. You don’t know this person yet, so you don’t know what you have in common. Asking a favor is a neutral way to enter into conversation without boring them with something they don’t care about.  Make sure it’s a small favor that won’t put her out. For example, ask to borrow a pen or read their class notes to see something you missed. If you don’t have your textbook, ask to look on with her. That way, you can sit closer to her, too! Since you don’t know her very well yet, you might not know what she likes. The only thing you know for sure that you have in common is the class you’re in with her. Even if you understood the class lecture perfectly, ask her to clarify something the teacher said.  As opposed to asking a favor, which can result in a very quick interaction, asking someone to explain something to you will probably result in a longer conversation. Keep the conversation going by asking follow-up questions. If she didn’t understand either, show solidarity! Let her know that you’re in it together, and that you have something in common. Girls love guys with a sense of humor, so try to make her laugh. Make eye contact with her when somebody says something silly, or roll your eyes when the teacher assigns homework. Make sure you’re not disrupting class, though, or drawing the teacher’s attention. Getting in trouble will not impress her! You’re looking for anything that begins a speaking relationship with her, so make her feel like you want to know what she has to say. Ask her something related to class, like what she thinks is going to be on the next test, or how many hours she’s planning on putting into preparation for a presentation. Don’t talk over her when she gives her opinion. Let her talk for as long as she wants, and show interest in what she has to say. Giving compliments is a lot trickier than it sounds. You may think “who doesn’t like getting a compliment?” but you should always be respectful of girls when...

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Попросите девушку о небольшой услуге. Задайте девушке вопрос, связанный с уроком. Рассмешите ее. Узнайте ее мнение по какому-либо учебному вопросу. Сделайте ей комплимент. Выберите подходящее время для начала беседы.


The easiest way to begin drawing from life is to use a model. Draw what is directly in front of you. This can be a person, an object, or a landscape. Drawing directly from something you can observe will result in the greatest improvement in your skills. Try to work as quickly as you can. This will teach your brain to take in the most important information quickly and efficiently. Note basic shapes and proportions before moving on to details. This will keep you from having to adjust if your model moves. . If a live model is unavailable, you are worried about the model moving too much, or simply don't have the time to devote to a live model drawing, you can draw instead from a photograph. This is not as effective a learning tool but produces similar results in terms of a final drawing. If you want to draw something photo-realistic but lack proper skills, this will be the easiest method since you will be able to take in minute details at your own pace. . Though you will not learn as much, you can simply create a realistic image from your imagination. To be truly realistic, you will need to have an excellent understanding of light and shadow, as well as proportion, form, and fold physics.

TL;DR in Russian:

Рисуйте с моделей. Срисовывайте с фотографии. Рисуйте из воображения.


The easiest way to begin the initiation process is to contact your local Masonic, District or Provincial Lodge which is usually listed in the telephone book or it's probably easier to web search and say you are interested in membership. There are a few other ways to start the process depending in which part of the world you're applying to, it's probably best if you start locally. The process will start from there:  Find a Freemason. Many Freemasons proudly display the Masonic symbol on bumper stickers, hats, and clothing or ring. They are happy to talk to people who wish to find out more information. Some jurisdictions require that potential members approach the brotherhood of their own accord, but others allow members to issue invitations. If you have been invited to become a Freemason by a known member, feel free to take the next steps. After your petition has been reviewed, you will be called to the Lodge for an interview with a group of Freemasons who form an Investigative Committee.  You will be asked questions concerning your reasons for wanting to become a Freemason, your history, and your character. You will have the opportunity to ask questions about Freemasonry. The Investigative Committee will spend a week or two contacting references with regard to your character and conducting a backward check. Alcoholism, drug abuse, abuse of family, and other issues may be grounds for denial. In some countries, this investigative process can take years. The Lodge's members will vote on whether to accept you. If you are accepted, you will receive an invitation to become a member.

TL;DR in Russian:

Свяжитесь с местной Ложей. Примите приглашение встретиться с масонами.


The easiest way to calm down is to smile, even if it’s fake. When you smile, your body naturally releases endorphins, which makes you feel better. Fake a smile or think of something funny to help you feel better fast.  Try thinking of a scene from your favorite comedy. As another option, recite a joke you enjoy. If you can, look at your favorite memes on your phone to help you smile naturally. to help your body relax. Slowly inhale through your nose as you count to 5. Then, hold your breath for a 5 count. Finally, exhale slowly as you count to 5. Do a set of 5 slow breaths to help yourself calm down.  If you’re about to go on stage, simply breathe deeply, drawing the air down into your stomach. Then, release out of your mouth. Breathing deeply can release the tension in your body and help you calm down quickly. Performance anxiety can trigger your fight-or-flight response, which naturally sends your blood to your arms and legs. However, you can bring the blood back to your head by placing your hand on your forehead. Your hand will signal to your body to send your blood upward. This will help you center your thoughts for your speech.  Your blood goes to your limbs during a fight or flight response because your body is anticipating needing to get physical. You should start to feel calmer after a few minutes. yourself giving a great speech. Visualization can make you feel like you actually experienced the thing you’re imagining. Close your eyes, then picture yourself giving your speech. Imagine that you’re doing an excellent job and everyone is excited to hear you. Then, picture yourself concluding your speech and walking away to applause. This can help you relax because it makes you feel like you can be successful. It’s normal to have negative thoughts about yourself before a speech, but they likely aren’t true. When you notice a negative thought, stop and acknowledge it. Then, challenge its credibility. Finally, replace it with a positive thought. For instance, let’s say you catch yourself thinking, “I’m going...

TL;DR in Russian:

Улыбнитесь, чтобы быстро высвободить эндорфины (гормоны счастья). Глубоко дышите Приложите ладонь ко лбу, чтобы ослабить реакцию «бей или беги». Визуализируйте Замените негативные мысли на позитивный внутренний диалог. При любой возможности практикуйтесь в публичных выступлениях в непринужденной обстановке.


The easiest way to can lemon juice is in a water bath in a canner. However, if you don’t have a canner, you can use a stockpot with a rack on the bottom. Fill it about halfway with water as well, and bring it to a boil over medium-high heat on your stove. If you’re using a stockpot, it’s important to make sure the cans don’t touch the bottom of the pot. If they do, the heat from your stove may cause the glass jars to shatter. If you have a jar lifter, use that to grip each jar around its neck, then lower the jar into your canner or stockpot. If you don’t have one, use a dish towel or a potholder instead. However, be very careful not to let the cloth touch the hot water, as you could get scalded. Either way, lower the jars slowly so the hot water doesn’t splash up and burn you.  A jar lifter is an inexpensive tool that you can buy wherever canning supplies are sold. It looks similar to a pair of tongs, but it’s designed to securely hold a round canning jar. If your canner has a rack with handles, load the jars onto the rack, then lower the rack into the canner by the handles. However, you should still take care not to burn yourself.  Once you’ve added all the jars, the water should cover them by about 1–2 in (2.5–5.1 cm). If it doesn’t, add more hot water. Write the date and “Lemon Juice” on the lid of each jar so you don’t forget when you canned the juice or what’s inside the jar. Then, move the jars somewhere they won’t be disturbed, like your pantry or a cabinet.  If you sanitized your jars and sealed them correctly, the juice should stay good for 12-18 months. To ensure the jars are sealed, press down on the bubble in the middle of the lid. If it makes a popping sound, or goes down then comes back up, the jar isn’t sealed. In that case, put it in the refrigerator and use the juice within 4-7 days.

TL;DR in Russian:

Наполовину заполните водой автоклав и доведите ее до кипения. Опустите банки в кипящую воду в автоклаве или кастрюле с решеткой. Пометьте банки и храните их в прохладном сухом месте.


The easiest way to check is to open a Microsoft Word document. Press "Print" and look for a box to check that specifies "double-sided," "2-sided" or "duplex" printing. Be sure to check the preferences or settings in the Print menu. Although duplex printing relies on the printer, larger corporate printers are more likely to support this type of printing, because it reduces waste and can be done quickly. Smaller, at-home ink jet printers are less likely to have the option. The index may indicate options for types of printing, or you can do an online search for "duplex" printing and your type of printer. On some printers, you may have to change the default setting to duplex printing, instead of choosing it each time your print. You can ask an IT person or a colleague from a different department to check whether their assigned printer does this.  Go through the steps in your "Application" folder or "My Computer" to add a device. Add the printer that supports 2-sided printing. If you can set your computer up with a copier or scanner that does 2-sided copies, it may also be able to print double-sided sheets from Microsoft Word.

TL;DR in Russian:

Определите, поддерживает ли ваш принтер двустороннюю печать. Если вы не можете найти настройку двусторонней печати, то обратитесь к руководству пользователя. Измените настройки, в соответствии с указаниями, приведенными в руководстве пользователя к вашему принтеру. Проверьте, можете ли вы подключить к вашему компьютеру другой принтер, который поддерживает двустороннюю печать.


The easiest way to clean dirty landscaping rocks is to sift them through a piece of 1⁄2 in (1.3 cm) hardware cloth fencing. This is a type of screen or mesh with 1⁄2 in (1.3 cm) holes, so the rocks will stay on top of the screen, but any dirt and small debris will fall through. A piece of screen that's about 2 ft × 2 ft (0.61 m × 0.61 m) piece should be enough for this job. If your rocks are smaller than 1⁄2 in (1.3 cm), use 1⁄4 in (0.64 cm) screening instead. Using 2x4 (5.1 cm × 10.2 cm) lumber—or whatever scrap wood you have on hand—build a rectangular-shaped frame that’s at least 4 sq ft (0.37 m2). Then, use heavy-duty staples to attach 1⁄2 in (1.3 cm) hardware cloth fencing that’s been cut to the size of the frame. You can make your screen as large or as small as you’d like. About 4 sq ft (0.37 m2) is probably the minimum size that would make this project work, but you can build it to be much larger if you want. However, you may need to add extra pieces of wood as supports across the bottom of the frame so the rocks don’t put too much pressure on the screen. If you want a way to easily clean up the dirt that you sift out of the rocks, try placing a large tarp on the ground beneath your screen. That way, when you’re finished, you can just lift the tarp and pour the dirt wherever you want to dispose of it. You can also place the screen over a large garbage can, if you’d like. When you’re ready to start cleaning, start at one side of the area that’s covered by rocks. Use a shovel to gather up some of the rocks, then pour them onto your screen. You can add another scoop of rocks to the first if you’d like, but try not to load much more than that onto the screen, since it can get heavy pretty quickly. Try not to dig the shovel too deeply into the dirt underneath the rocks, since that will just give you a bigger mess to clean up when you’re finished. If you’re using a smaller screen, you can just rock it back and forth with your hands to shake out any dirt. However, if you built a larger frame because you need...

TL;DR in Russian:

Отрежьте кусок металлической сетки, если нужно очистить небольшой участок. Сделайте раму для сетки из древесины для больших объемов. Расстелите брезент, чтобы не засорять двор. Лопатой засыпайте камни в решето. Потрясите решето руками или перемещайте камни граблями. Складывайте чистые камни отдельной кучей или возвращайте на место. Очистите весь участок с декоративными камнями. Сметите или соберите лопатой грязь под решетом.


The easiest way to clean the refrigerator thoroughly is when it’s empty. It’s also important to clean the freezer too, because the fridge and freezer share the same air, meaning the fish smell could have invaded the freezer too. To preserve the food while you work, you can:  Store it in coolers with ice packs Transfer it to a friend’s or neighbor’s fridge Leave it outside if it’s cold enough To ensure that the fish smell, or some other bad smell, doesn’t come back when the fridge is clean, locate the source of the smell and throw it out. While you're at it, throw out any food that’s gone bad, moldy, or rotten. Smell every morsel of food in the fridge to check for fish smell as well. Items that weren't sealed and stored properly could have picked up the odor. Throw out anything that smells like fish. Getting rid of a fish smell in a refrigerator means some serious cleaning and airing out, and you don’t want to waste electricity while you do this. The best way to conserve electricity is to unplug your fridge once all the food is out. Once you turn the fridge off, make sure you leave the doors open until it has completely defrosted, otherwise you could get mold. Fish smell could have permeated the entire fridge, and the best way to get rid of it is to clean every surface. Fridge drawers, shelves, and racks are removable, and they’ll be much easier to clean if they're out of the refrigerator. To keep these items out of the way, place them on the counter or on top of the fridge until you're ready to tackle them; try to stay organised and separate the ones you have cleaned by putting them back in the fridge.

TL;DR in Russian:

Уберите все продукты из холодильника и морозильной камеры. Избавьтесь от испорченных или гнилых продуктов. Отключите холодильник от сети. Уберите все ящики, полки и подставки.


The easiest way to create a  flowchart in Word is to first create a canvas. A canvas allows more freedom to work with shapes, and enables some features that aren’t normally available, such as connecting lines. Click the Insert tab. Select the Shapes menu, and then click New Drawing Canvas at the bottom of the menu. A dotted outline of the canvas will appear in your document. You can adjust the size of the canvas by manipulating the corners. Using a grid will allow you to create uniform shapes. To enable it, click on the canvas to make it active. In the Format tab, click Align and then select Grid Settings. Check the boxes for displaying gridlines and snapping objects. With the canvas active, select the Insert tab and click the Shapes menu. Select the shape you would like to add. Use your mouse to draw the shape to the size you would like. Once you create a shape, you can change the color and outline style using the tools in the Format tab that opens. To add text to a shape in Word 2007, right-click on it and select Add Text from the menu. For Word 2010/2013, simply click the shape and start typing. You can adjust the font and style from the Home tab. Open the Shapes menu from the Insert tab. Select the line style that most suits your needs. Hover your mouse over the first shape. You will see small boxes appear on its edges that show where lines can be connected.  Start the line in the box, and drag it to the second shape. Small boxes will appear on the edges of the second shape. Place the endpoint of the line on one of these boxes. The shapes are now connected. If you move one, the line will stay connected, and adjust its angle appropriately. Add comments to connecting lines by inserting a Text Box, available from the Insert tab.

TL;DR in Russian:

Добавьте полотно. Включите сетку. Создайте фигуры. Добавьте текст. Соедините фигуры.


The easiest way to create a base for the wishing well is to use an existing, wooden container. A barrel or wooden planter roughly 2–4 feet (0.6 – 1.2 meters) tall will make a small garden ornament, while larger containers can be used to make something closer in size to an actual well. If you do decide to use one of these options, skip ahead to the next section, on attaching a roof. If you'd like to make your own circular well base, use the instructions below. If you prefer a square container, build a planter box, then skip ahead to attaching the roof. If you have access to a table saw, you can make your own wooden ring out of lumber. Here are some guidelines for the raw materials:  Sixteen pieces of 1 x 4 (25 x 100 millimeter) lumber will make a wishing well that looks quite circular, and measures about 2 feet (0.6 meters) across.  Use eight pieces of 2 x 4 (50 x 100 millimeter) instead to save time and money, making an octagonal well. Cut all pieces to the same length, which will be the height of your wishing well. If you want the well to be portable, or usable by children, choose a height of 4 ft (1.2 m) or less. If you plan to build a roof, cut two of the pieces at least 2.5 ft (0.75 m) longer than the others to serve as roof supports. Cut one end of these pieces to a fencepost-like point, using 45º angles. . Bevel each long edge of each piece of lumber, to ensure that they fit together tightly when arranged in a circle. For a sixteen-sided barrel, cut each edge to an 11.25º angle. For an eight-sided barrel, use a 22.5º angle instead. Use a protractor, rafter square, or angle gauge to set the angle of your saw.  For a barrel with n sides, use an angle equal to 360 ÷ (n x 2). See the tips section for an alternate method of finishing you barrel, that does not require beveling. Lay out the lumber flat on the ground, touching each other along the long edges. Push them against a straight edge to make sure the bases line up. If you are using extra-long roof supports, place exactly half of the short pieces in...

TL;DR in Russian:

Подумайте о том, чтобы основание для колодца сделать из бочки или ящика. Соберите древесину. Выровняйте углы досок на настольной пиле. Выложите доски. Сверните доски в форму бочки. Добавьте дно (не обязательно).


The easiest way to do this for Minecraft is by double-clicking the Minecraft launcher and waiting for it to update itself if necessary. As of June 2018, the latest version of Java is version 8 update 171. You can download it from Java's website by going to https://java.com/en/download/ and clicking the Free Java Download button. This will cause it to begin unpacking inside of your new folder. Once the "eula" file appears, double-click it to open it in TextEdit, then delete false from the "eula=false" line and type in true. You can then press ⌘ Command+S to save the changes and exit TextEdit. The edited "eula" file should now read "eula=true" instead of "eula=false" It will resume unpacking files inside of the folder. Once you see "Done" in the line of text at the bottom of the window, you can click the red circle in the top-left corner of the window to close it. At this point, you're free to configure Hamachi.

TL;DR in Russian:

Обновите Minecraft и Java. Дважды щелкните по скачанному файлу сервера. Примите условия использования сервера. Дважды щелкните по скачанному файлу сервера. Закройте сервер, когда он завершит работу.


The easiest way to do this is to drag the PDF file into an open Chrome window.  You can also right-click on the PDF file, select "Open With", and then select Google Chrome from the list of available programs. If the PDF won't open in Chrome, type chrome://plugins/ into the Chrome address bar and then click the "Enable" link under "Chrome PDF Viewer". You can find this in the row of buttons that appears when you move your mouse to the lower-right corner of the Chrome window. Change... button underneath your printer.  For example, let's say you have a 10-page PDF file that you want to split, with the first 7 pages in one file and the last 3 in another. In the Pages section, you would enter "1-7" to create a PDF file with the first 7 pages. You can then repeat the process to make the second document. You can choose the location that you want to save it as well. This will allow you to create two (or more) new documents from the original. For example, your first split created a new 7-page document and now you want to create another document with the last 3 pages. You would open the original file again, go through the print options, and set the range as "8-10". You'll now have two new documents: one with the first 7 pages and the other with the last 3.

TL;DR in Russian:

Откройте PDF файл в Google Chrome. Нажмите на кнопку «Печать». В разделе «Принтер» нажмите на кнопку . В разделе «Локальные места назначения» выберите «Сохранить как PDF». Введите диапазон страниц, из которых хотите составить новый документ. Нажмите «Сохранить» и введите название файла. Повторите процесс, чтобы создать второй документ.


The easiest way to dry lettuce is with a spinner. Once the leaves are washed, take the colander, with the lettuce inside, out of the bowl. Pour out any water from the bowl and put the colander back inside the bowl. Put the lid on top of the bowl and turn the handle to spin the lettuce to dry out the leaves. Only dry separated leaves in a spinner, not whole heads. You can dry lettuce by rolling it in a towel. Shake extra water off of the leaves and lay them in a single layer on a towel. Start rolling the towel (starting at the end near you). Lightly press against the green while you roll. If you push too hard, you might bruise the leaves. Unroll the towel and the lettuce should be dry. Drain the lettuce in a colander. Cover the top of the colander with a towel (wrap it around the edges to keep it in place). Shake the colander over the sink, in every direction. When the leaves are dry, take them out. Put the wet lettuce leaves in the center of a towel or a clean pillowcase. Bring all four corners together and twist the towel or pillowcase. Gather the ends in one hand and swing the towel around several times. You probably want to do this outside or in the bathroom because water might splatter. Lay any extra leaves on a paper towel. Roll up the paper towel with the leaves inside. Put the rolled up paper towel in a plastic bag and refrigerate it. It should last for about five to six days.

TL;DR in Russian:

Высушите листья салата в центрифуге. Заверните салат в полотенце. Потрясите листья салата. Покачайте салат в полотенце. Уберите салат на хранение.


The easiest way to feed butterflies in a habitat is with Gatorade or another already-prepared juice drink. As is, Gatorade and fruit juice have the sugar and water needed in order to provide nutrients to your butterflies. Use these for food if you want to be able to feed your butterflies quickly and easily. If you're willing to put a little more time and effort into your butterfly food to ensure maximum nutrition, make your own food solution. Mix 3 ounces (88.7 ml) of water or Gatorade with 1 teaspoon (4.9 ml) of simple syrup. Then, add in 6 drops of soy sauce. To make your own simple syrup, add 1 cup (240 ml) of sugar to 1 cup (240 ml) of water. Almost bring the mixture to a boil, but remove it from heat just before it starts to boil. To make the food appealing to your butterflies, you'll need to serve it in a proper container. The smaller and shallower the container is, the better. Opt for a saucer or bottle lid if possible. Simply fill the dish or container, lower it into the habitat, and close the habitat. You can also use a small cup or a candle votive, but since these options are deeper, make sure to fill the container with marbles for the butterflies to stand on while they eat. Fruit serves as an adequate food source for all different types of butterflies, so this might be the best option if you have a variety of species in your habitat. Take a skewer or a piece of bamboo and slide chunks of fruit onto it. Then, set it in the habitat. If the fruit won't stay on the skewer, secure a bread twist tie underneath the bottom piece of fruit. Butterflies instinctually gravitate towards bright areas, so they'll have an easier time finding the fruit if it's located in a brighter part of their habitat. Place fruit skewers horizontally on the butterflies' habitat floor or set them up vertically in a corner in the brightest part of the habitat. They should be able to find and consume the food themselves.

TL;DR in Russian:

Дома проще всего кормить бабочек фруктовым соком или спортивными напитками (изотониками). Приготовьте питательный раствор для бабочек. Налейте жидкую пищу для бабочек в маленькую плоскую емкость — из нее бабочкам проще есть. Если вы содержите несколько видов бабочек, предложите им фрукты на шпажках. Разместите фрукты в наиболее освещаемой части вашей фермы для бабочек.


The easiest way to find a cell phone is to call your phone number from another phone. You can do this to find any cell phone, regardless of whether it's a smart phone. Just ask someone you know to call your number, or use a free website service like wheresmycellphone.com or freecall.com to dial your number from a computer. A close second to calling your cell phone is having someone else text your phone. If your phone is truly lost (as in lost at a public place, not misplaced around your apartment), you can text your contact info to your phone so that anyone who finds the phone will know your identity and how to reach you.  If you can't find anyone to text your phone you can use a free website service like txt2day.com. You can also try texting a reward offer to your phone. This may convince someone who finds your cell phone to contact you and arrange a meeting. Retracing your steps can help you find any lost or misplaced item, not just cell phones. However, if you had your phone at an earlier location and have realized that you left your cell phone somewhere, retracing your steps can help you locate your mobile phone (as long as it hasn't been taken).  Whatever you do, don't panic. Panicking will only worsen your situation, and might make it difficult to concentrate or think clearly.  Sit down for a moment and think about where you've been and what you've done. Consider when and where you last remember having or using your phone, and work your way forward from there. If you frequented any restaurants or stores before you lost your phone, try asking an employee if anyone found/returned a lost phone. If the phone was left with an employee, you should be able to simply give a description of your phone, or tell the employee your phone number so he can call it and verify that it's your phone. Some cell phone service providers have GPS location services available to customers. Even if your provider does not offer such an option, they can at least cut off service to your phone. Find your provider's customer service...

TL;DR in Russian:

Позвоните на ваш телефон. Попросите кого-нибудь отправить на ваш телефон текстовое сообщение. Вспомните, что вы делали и где были до пропажи телефона. Свяжитесь с оператором мобильной связи.


The easiest way to get rid of an annoying friend's posts in your News Feed is to go to their profile and "unfollow" them; this feature is similar to "muting" an account on Twitter. If you aren't logged in, you'll first need to enter your Facebook email and password. This is at the top of Facebook's page. If they have a recent post in your News Feed, you can also click on their name there; doing so will take you to their account page. This should be to the right of their name. On mobile, this will be below their name and profile picture. This will remove their posts from your News Feed; however, you will remain friends on Facebook! You may have to refresh your News Feed for their posts to disappear.

TL;DR in Russian:

Откройте свою страницу на Facebook. Введите имя друга в строку поиска. Нажмите на кнопку «Вы подписаны», что расположена вверху страницы, рядом с именем друга. В выпадающем меню нажмите на опцию «Отменить подписку на обновления [имя]».


The easiest way to get rid of unused paint thinner is to find someone who needs it. Offer it to a friend or neighbor, or donate it to a local organization that could use it for renovation projects. Many municipalities have permanent sites available for the drop-off of hazardous materials like paint and paint thinner. Search for facilities in your area by contacting your local government, or using an online search such as Earth911.com in the US, or gov.uk/hazardous-waste-disposal in the UK. Most hazardous waste facilities will accept pain thinner in a sealed metal or glass container. Contact your local facility if you have a large amount of waste to dispose of. Many jurisdictions hold annual or semiannual events for the disposal of hazardous waste. These events can be found through your local government website. Many states in the United States have a Department of Environmental Protection (or a similar branch) that organizes these events.

TL;DR in Russian:

Отдайте растворитель другому человеку. Отнесите растворитель в центр по сбору опасных бытовых отходов. Отнесите растворитель на мероприятие по утилизации опасных бытовых отходов.


The easiest way to heat milk is in the microwave, but you’ll have to keep an eye on it. One cup (250 mL) of milk should reach room temperature within 45 seconds and boil within two and a half minutes. Stir it every 15 seconds to keep it from boiling over. You can also try setting your microwave to 70 percent power for a slower boil. You should still stir the milk every 15 seconds. When boiling milk on the stovetop, use a deep pot so the milk has room to bubble and crawl up the sides. If you’re making a sauce or a glass of warm milk, set the heat to medium. To keep the milk from boiling over, don’t turn your back on it and stir it every few minutes. Lower the heat when the milk starts to boil to avoid scorching it. Milk boils over when a layer of protein and fat forms at the top and prevents steam below from escaping as it heats. Eventually, the steam breaks through violently and the milk boils over the sides of the pot. Keeping a long-handled spoon gives the steam a way out before too much pressure builds. You should still put the spoon to use every few minutes and stir the milk to release steam. If you’re making cheese or yogurt, you should heat milk by one degree per minute. Heat it at low to medium-low for 30 to 40 minutes and stir it every few minutes. When you see tiny bubbles and steam, the milk has met its boiling point of 180 degrees Fahrenheit (82 degrees Celsius). If your stove runs hot and you can’t boil milk slowly enough directly over a flame, you could use the double boiler method.

TL;DR in Russian:

Нагрейте молоко в микроволновке. Вскипятите молоко на плите в кастрюле с широким дном. Опустите в кастрюлю с молоком ложку на длинной ручке. Для приготовления молочнокислых продуктов молоко необходимо нагревать медленно.


The easiest way to impress someone that you are either dating or want to date is to go out of your way to make them happy. Do this unselfishly and just because you want to see them smile. They can almost always tell the difference. Try to base what you do on what you know about them and what matters most to them.  For example, you could bring your girlfriend an entire box of her favorite donuts when you know she's having a bad day. Include a note that says something like "I tried to find something as sweet as you but they only had a dozen of these left." Another example would be to leave a fridge full of pre-prepared meals for a guy friend when you know he's sick or going to be very busy, so that he doesn't have to cook for himself. He'll be smitten. Pay attention when your significant other talks and log away tidbits of information for later, even if you have to write them down. Remembering small, off-hand comments that they make and acting on those comments can earn you serious points. For example, maybe your girlfriend mentions off-hand, once that Valentine's Day is her favorite time of year because it's the only time when she can find conversation hearts, her favorite candy. Find a supply company and surprise her in a few months when her birthday rolls around with an entire bag full of the candy. Show your significant other how much the things that matter to them also matter to you. Doing things selflessly to make the people that they love happy or embracing a hobby that lets them shine goes a long way to show that you are above the rest of the competition.  For example, maybe your girlfriend is really into ballet. It might not be your thing, but you can take a few secret lessons on the side from a local community center and surprise her by taking her on a special date and dancing with her. Another example would be if your boyfriend has an autistic brother whom he's very close with. Play with his brother and maybe even go out with him to movies or other fun locations. By genuinely connecting with the...

TL;DR in Russian:

Сделайте все возможно, чтобы человек чувствовал себя рядом с вами счастливым. Запоминайте, о чем вам рассказывают. Переживайте за то, за что переживает ваш любимый человек. Продемонстрируйте многосторонность своей личности. Будьте беззастенчиво сами собой.


The easiest way to maintain the glass in your fireplace or woodstove is to clean it regularly so that deep cleaning isn't necessary. When you're burning regular fires, clean the glass each week with an ash paste:  When the fireplace or woodstove has had a day or two to cool, gather some ashes. Mix the ashes with enough water to make a paste. Apply the paste to the glass with a microfiber cloth to remove soot and dirt. Wipe the glass clean with a damp microfiber cloth. Alternatively, you can buy a commercially-available paste cleaning product. Sometimes cleaning agents and ash paste can leave streaks on your glass that make it difficult to see the fire. To remove this, mix one part vinegar with three parts water in a spray bottle. Spray the solution onto the glass and wipe the glass with a dry microfiber cloth until the glass is dry. Clean the inside and the outside of the glass in this way to remove streaks and make the glass clear and spotless. Glass cleaners that contain silicone will leave a layer on the glass. This layer will protect the glass from dirt and soot buildup, meaning you won’t have to clean the glass as often, and cleaning will be easier.  Before applying any cleaner that isn't made specifically for wood stoves or fireplaces, read the instructions to make sure it’s heat- and fire-safe. Scraping the glass with a razor blade or other sharp implement may help to remove soot and buildup from fireplace and woodstove glass, but it’s more likely to scratch or gouge the glass. Modern fireplace and woodstove glass is actually a ceramic glass, and it’s much softer than regular glass. Scratches in the glass will make the fire harder to see, and will provide small crevasses for soot and dirt to hide.

TL;DR in Russian:

Регулярно чистите дверцу. Удалите разводы с помощью воды и уксуса. Используйте моющее средство для стекол с силиконом. Не скребите стекло.


The easiest way to make broiled lobster is to pick up some lobster tails, either frozen or fresh, from the supermarket or your local fishmonger. Lobster tails are the meatiest part of the lobster. You can certainly broil the other parts, too, but if you're looking for an easier preparation experience, you can't go wrong with tails.  If you choose fresh lobster tails, keep them refrigerated until use. If you buy frozen lobster tails, thaw them in the refrigerator overnight before using. This will help ensure they cook evenly. Just before you're ready to broil the lobsters, preheat the broiler. If your broiler operates inside the main part of your oven, place the oven rack in the center of the oven to ensure even broiling. Wipe them clean with a paper towel. Use a sharp pair of kitchen scissors to cut a rectangular window shaped-piece along the top curve of the lobster tails. This exposes the flesh so that it will cook thoroughly under the broiler. Don't remove the shell entirely: just cut away a section that's a few inches wide and runs the length of the lobster tail.  You can use a knife to do the job if you don't have a pair of scissors. Try a serrated knife, which is less likely to slip on the slick lobster shell. If you prefer, you can simply make one cut along the length of the tail, then pull the shell halves apart with your hands to expose the flesh. Since lobster meat dries out pretty quickly when it cooks, it's usually broiled with flavored butter to keep it moist. The most important ingredient in the butter sauce is the butter, of course - and it can be flavored any way you like. To make a delicious basic butter sauce, mix the following ingredients together in a bowl:  1/4 cup melted butter per lobster tail 1 minced garlic clove per lobster tail Salt and pepper to taste Place them flesh-side up in a small roasting pan that will catch all the drippings. Pour the butter sauce over the lobster tails, allowing it to pool inside the shells. Put the baking pan under the broil and cook the lobster tails for...

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Купите свежие или замороженные хвосты в супермаркете или в местном рыбном магазине. Предварительно разогрейте духовку. Промойте хвосты под проточной водой. Сделайте отверстие в панцире. Приготовьте маринад на основе масла. Маринуйте хвосты. Поместите противень с омарами в духовку и поджаривайте в течение 10-12 минут. Подавайте.


The easiest way to meet people, even briefly, is to start a conversation. Research shows that communication, even when required, actually makes us happier and have a more positive outlook on people generally.  Be assertive. Assertiveness is about talking about your thoughts and feelings in appropriate and respectful ways. Be honest. Be transparent with people about who you are. People can sense honesty, and it encourages them to trust you in return. Additionally, beginning a relationship with lies means those lies have to be maintained thence forth, and increases the risk of the lie being exposed, compromising the relationship.  Ask open-ended questions. Get people to talk about themselves. Not only does this enable sharing, trust and intimacy, but it helps you guide the conversation toward topics that are comfortable for you. Listening is the first step to building a strong rapport with others. It shows that we value who they are as well as what is being said.  Some keys to good listening are:  Maintain eye contact: This doesn't mean staring, but it does mean focusing your attention on the companion as opposed to your phone or a person across the room. Maintain appropriate body language: Your body language can help reinforce confidence in your companion. Don't fidget or check your watch.  Nod when the other person makes a relevant point. Don't interrupt: Let the other person finish before asking “May I ask/add something?” You can, however, show that you are listening by nodding and making affirming noises, like "Uh-huh," or saying something like, "I see." Keep an open-mind: Don't let fear or bias guide your communication.  Demonstrate that you respect the other person, in spite of points on which you do not agree. Think carefully about what your non-verbal cues say to others. Non-verbal communication reinforces and accents what we are thinking and feeling. In order to appear confident in non-verbal communication, try to speak at a normal rate (not too fast or too slow), make frequent eye-contact (but don't...

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Устное общение. Слушайте. Невербальная коммуникация. Решайте противоречия конструктивно.