To make this chicken sandwich, you'll need:  1 large boneless, skinless chicken breast 1 teaspoon olive oil Salt and pepper to taste ½ teaspoon salt ¼ teaspoon pepper ¼ teaspoon garlic powder ¼ teaspoon onion powder ¼ teaspoon dried oregano ¼ teaspoon paprika Aluminum Foil Hamburger Buns (whole wheat) or multigrain bread Brush both sides of each chicken breast with olive oil, and sprinkle with the seasonings. Line the chicken on an unlined baking sheet and preheat the oven. After ten minutes, flip the chicken to the other side, and bake for 8-10 more minutes, or until juices run clear when pierced with a fork. It's fine to make a small slit in the thickest part and see if it's done.  You'll need to adjust the baking time to the size of your chicken breasts. This recipe is perfect for 8 oz, but if yours are much larger, you might need to bake them for 12-15 minutes on each side, and if they're smaller, 8 minutes per side will probably be just right. The best way to make sure they are done is to use an instant-read thermometer. It should read 165 degrees F when inserted into the thickest part. If you don't have a thermometer, make a small slit in the center and peek to make sure it's white and opaque, not pink. Loosely cover with foil and allow to rest 5 minutes before putting them in your choice of bun or multigrain bread, with the toppings of your choice. Before you turn the oven off, try toasting the buns in the oven with sliced cheese to give your sandwiches a crispy texture. Keep a close eye on them so they don't burn.

TL;DR in Russian:

Подготовьте необходимые ингредиенты. Подготовьте курицу, прежде чем ее запекать. Выпекайте курицу при температуре 230 °C в течение 10 минут. Выложите запеченную куриную грудку на блюдо. Наслаждайтесь!


To make this job go faster and get you back on your board sooner, having the right tools at the ready is a must. The necessary items are listed below under Things You'll Need. In particular you'll need pliers/screwdriver, a socket wrench or ratchet and a skate tool (or T-tool). It's easy to lose or misplace a necessary nut, washer, or some other part when you're working on your board. To prevent this, consider putting the parts you're not working with inside a plastic bag. For each wheel removed, you should have a bolt and one to two bearing washers.

TL;DR in Russian:

Подготовьте все необходимое. Храните снятые детали в надежном месте.


To make this pirate hat you will need the following:  Black poster board Scissors Glue A pirate hat template Spare sheets of white paper Pens, pencils, markers, or crayons You can find a pirate hat template online, or you can draw one yourself directly on the poster board. If you need to make multiple pirate hats, consider drawing a stencil on a separate piece of poster board. If you're drawing your own template, you have some freedom when it comes to the shape of your pirate hat. Cut out the design and glue it to your hat.  Draw features on the skull and crossbones using the markers. If you're working with kids, have them try their hand at drawing the skulls. If you don't have any spare paper, you can draw the skull and crossbones directly on the hat.

TL;DR in Russian:

Подготовьте рабочее место. Сделайте сами или распечатайте шаблон пиратской шляпы. На отдельном листе белой бумаги нарисуйте череп и скрещенные кости.


To make this sandwich, you'll need:  1 egg 3 cups milk 3 cups fine breadcrumbs 1 cup flour 1 tsp. salt 1 tsp. paprika 4 tsp. black pepper 2-4 tablespoons cups cooking oil 2-4 boneless, skinless chicken breasts 1-2 tsp. of red chili powder for a spicy flavor, if desired 1 tsp. of crushed onions Put the egg and milk into a single bowl. Beat the egg until it's integrated. Then add the breadcrumbs, flour, and additional dry ingredients, stirring thoroughly with a whisk to integrate the batter mixture. Evenly dip each chicken slice into the flour, and then the batter, and the flour again. Put the pieces on a plate to let them rest while you prepare the frying oil. Put the stove at medium setting, and flick a small amount of cold water at the oil to check the heat. If it hisses, then the pan is hot enough to cook the chicken. Put a few pieces in at once, but be careful not to crowd the pan. If you do, you'll bring the temperature of the oil down significantly, making your chicken soggy and greasy. Turn the chicken once, when it becomes golden brown on the bottom.  Remove chicken from the pan when it's golden brown and has cooked to an internal temperature of 165°F. Place the chicken slices on a cutting board to let them rest before slicing. If you don't have a thermometer, slice a piece of chicken in half. Make sure the juice runs clear and there's no pinkness on the inside. Fried chicken goes great on any number of different kinds of sandwich bread, and with a variety of different condiments and additions. Try out the following:  Use Italian bread, tiger bread, baguette, or olive-cheese bread. Top with slice dill pickle, raw red onion, lettuce, and tomato. Add mayo, mustard, or ketchup to taste.

TL;DR in Russian:

Подготовьте необходимые ингредиенты. Для начала необходимо замесить тесто. Окуните курицу в кляр. Налейте масло в большую сковороду. Все кусочки курицы необходимо обжарить на сковороде. Разрежьте курицу на тонкие ломтики и добавьте любимую начинку. Готово!


To make this simple wooden doll, you'll need large craft clothespins (the kind with a rounded knob on the grip end), which can usually be found at craft stores. You'll also need acrylic paints, a fine-tipped felt marker, and some materials for making an outfit, such as felt, ribbons, or scrap cloth. The knob at the grip of the pin will serve as the head, and the split at the bottom will become the feet. Use acrylic paint to paint on whatever features you want, including shoes, which can be easily approximated by painting one color about ¼ of an inch up both “feet,” letting it dry, and then painting black or brown over that color up to about halfway. The black or brown becomes the shoe color; the first color is the sock color.  You can paint the clothespin with skin-colored paint if you want, but it's not strictly necessary. If you do, be sure to let it dry first before adding other details. Paint the face so that it makes sense with the way the feet are split. Your doll will look very odd otherwise. Using your fine-tipped marker, draw any extra details you want to on the doll, such as pupils for the eyes or a smiling mouth. Using your scrap materials, scissors, and some craft glue, think of a fun outfit for your doll. Remember to pin things in place before you cut, to be sure they'll fit properly. Consider making a hat or wig of some type for your doll's bald head. Once you're satisfied, glue each item into place with a bit of craft glue. Your clothespin doll won't hold up a lot under sustained play, but it does make a great family project or childhood keepsake. Don't worry if it falls apart just fix it.

TL;DR in Russian:

Подберите нужные элементы. Раскрасьте прищепку. Добавьте детали. Оденьте вашу куклу.


To make this traditional Jamaican treat, you only need a few simple ingredients:  2 brown coconuts 1 cup of fresh ginger, diced 2 cups of golden brown sugar, packed 3 cups of water Take your fresh brown coconuts and use a screwdriver to poke holes through the eyes of the nut. Drain the coconut water from the center of the coconuts -- use or discard as you wish!  Use a hammer to crack the coconuts open and use a butter knife to pry the coconut meat from the shell. Use a vegetable peeler to remove the brown outer layer from the meat, then use a knife to dice the coconut.  Tip: You can make it easier to remove the coconut meat from the shell by baking the drained coconut in a 400 degree F oven for 10 minutes. Allow the coconut to become cool to the touch before cracking with the hammer. Combine the diced coconut, diced ginger, brown sugar and water in a heavy bottomed-saucepan and place over a medium heat. Stir the mixture continuously with a large spoon until it boils and the sugar starts to caramelize. Keep stirring as the mixture thickens to prevent the sugar from sticking to bottom and sides of the saucepan. Use a candy thermometer to check the temperature -- you want it to reach approximately 295 °F (146 °C). Once the sugar has caramelized nicely and the mixture becomes very difficult to stir, turn the heat down to the lowest setting. Working quickly, spoon drops of the mixture onto a baking sheet lined with waxed paper, using about two tablespoons of mixture per coconut drop. Allow the drops to cool and harden before eating.

TL;DR in Russian:

Соберите ваши продукты. Подготовьте свежий кокос. Смешайте все ингредиенты в кастрюле. Доведите до кипения. Выложите смесь на противень.


To make this traditional Nigerian dessert, you will need:  One fresh brown coconut 200g of confectioners' sugar (approximately 1 3/4 cups) Use a screwdriver to puncture holes in the eyes of the coconut and drain the coconut water, setting it aside for later.  Use a hammer to crack open the coconut, then use a butter knife to pry the meat from the shell. Use a fine grater to grate the coconut meat into long, thin strips. Make sure to grate along the meat, rather than across it.  Tip: You can make it easier to remove the coconut meat from the shell by baking the drained coconut in a 400 degree F oven for 10 minutes. Allow the coconut to become cool to the touch before cracking with the hammer. Place the coconut water, grated coconut and confectioners sugar into a saucepan and stir to combine. Add just enough water to cover the coconut mixture, then place a lid on the saucepan and set to a high heat. Once the coconut mixture starts to boil, remove the lid and stir continuously until most of the water evaporates. Reduce to a low heat and continue stirring while the sugar starts to caramelize. As the sugar caramelizes, the coconut mixture will start to stick together and the coconut pieces will turn brown.  Once this happens, take the saucepan off the heat and spoon the coconut mixture onto a plate. Be careful not to touch the coconut, as it will be extremely hot! Once the coconut has cooled, you can serve it as a dessert or keep it for a sticky sweet snack.

TL;DR in Russian:

Подготовьте ингредиенты для приготовления этого традиционного Нигерийского десерта, вам понадобится: Подготовьте кокос. Смешайте ингредиенты в кастрюле и залейте водой. Доведите смесь до кипения. Постоянно помешивайте, пока кусочки кокоса не станут коричневого цвета.


To make this type of bioplastic, you will need gelatin or agar powder, glycerol, hot water, a saucepan, a stove, a spatula, and a candy thermometer. These ingredients should be readily available at your local grocery store. Remember, glycerol is also known as glycerine, so look for that if you can’t find glycerol. You will need the following amounts of each ingredient:  3g (½ tsp) glycerol 12g (4 tsp) gelatin or agar 60ml (¼ cup) hot water Food coloring (optional) Agar is a substance derived from algae that can be used in place of gelatin to make the bioplastic vegan friendly Combine all of the ingredients in the saucepan and stir until there are no clumps left. You may need to use a whisk to disperse all of the clumps. Place the saucepan on the stove and start heating the mixture on medium-high heat. If you want to color your plastic, you can add a few drops of food coloring at this step. Put the candy thermometer into the mixture and monitor the temperature until it reaches approximately 95°C (203°F) or begins to froth. If the mixture begins to froth before it reaches temperature, that is okay. Remove it from the heat when it either reaches temperature or starts frothing. Continue to stir the mixture while it is heating up. After you remove the pan from the heat source, you will need to remove any excessive froth. Spoon it out before pouring the plastic out of the pan. Stir everything to remove all clumps from the plastic.  If you just want to make plastic for fun, pour the mixture out onto a smooth surface. Make sure the surface is covered with foil or parchment paper so the plastic can be removed easily. If you want to mold the plastic into a specific shape, you will need to do it during this step. Refer to the last method on molding for more details and help. The amount of time it will take the plastic to harden is dependent upon how thick the piece is. Generally, it will take at least two days for it to fully dry out and harden. You can make this process go a little faster by using a blow dryer on the...

TL;DR in Russian:

Подготовьте все необходимое. Смешайте вместе все компоненты. Нагрейте смесь до 95 °C или пока она не вспенится. Вылейте пластмассу на гладкую поверхность, накрытую фольгой или пергаментной бумагой. Оставьте пластмассу на два дня, чтобы та затвердела.


To make this type of volcano, you will need a two-liter bottle of cola, a roll of Mentos brand candy mints, and a large open area. Diet cola appears to work better than regular soda (it’s also less sticky than regular soda). Sodas with caramel color look more like ‘lava’ when they erupt as compared to clear lemon-lime sodas. This experiment is best done outside, but if you must be inside, lay down a large plastic tarp first. Avoid doing this experiment inside, as it will create a huge, sticky mess. Make sure your outdoor area is also uncovered since the soda can erupt quite high. Remove the cap from the soda bottle. Warn any spectators to stand back. When Mentos come in contact with the soda, a reaction occurs that causes the carbon dioxide gas in the soda to push the liquid out of the bottle. The more Mentos you drop in all at once, the greater the eruption; however, this can be difficult. There are a few different ways to deliver the Mentos into the bottle.  Method 1: Make a paper tube with the same width as the bottle neck. It should be long enough to fit the number of Mentos you want to put inside. Place an index card over the bottle mouth, place the tube over the hole, and fill it with Mentos. When you are ready to erupt, you will slide the card out, releasing the Mentos into the bottle.  Method 2: Loosely scotch tape the entire roll of Mentos together. When it’s time, you will drop the taped chain directly into the open bottle. Method 3: Insert into the bottle a funnel with a mouth that is wide enough to allow the Mentos to pass, but small enough to fit inside the neck of the bottle. You will drop the Mentos through the funnel and remove the funnel once the Mentos are in the bottle. Getting all the Mentos to fall in the bottle simultaneously is quite hard. If done incorrectly, the volcano will only rise a few inches or so. Practice getting the Mentos to drop simultaneously a few times before wasting your bottle of soda. Once the Mentos drop into the bottle, run a few feet away to observe the eruption! ...

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Подготовьте все необходимое. Поставьте вулкан в достаточно просторном месте на улице и откройте бутылку. Приготовьтесь вбросить в бутылку всю пачку «Ментоса». Засыпьте «Ментос» в бутылку и отбегите в сторону.


To make traditional whitewash,you’ll need a few materials that can be purchased at your local home improvement store.  Hydrated lime, also known as builders or masonry lime. Make sure you don’t get garden lime because this is a different substance. Fine grade salt Water A large bucket A dust mask, protective eyeglasses, and gloves Combine all of the ingredients in the large bucket to create the whitewash. Make sure to wear protective gear to minimize the risk of being hurt from the lime powder. Wearing a dust mask, protective eyeglasses, and gloves should be sufficient.  Mix 2 cups of salt with 1 gallon of warm water and stir to dissolve the salt.  Add 6 to 8 cups of hydrated lime to the salt water. Mix well until the lime is dissolved. The mixture should be thinner than traditional paint. Use a paintbrush, roller, or paint sprayer to paint the whitewash where desired. Allow the whitewash time to dry completely. The wash will turn white as it dries.

TL;DR in Russian:

Возьмите все необходимое. Приготовьте побелку. Покрасьте побелкой. Дайте побелке высохнуть.


To make wooden gears, you should have access to a wood work studio. You'll need access to a band saw or jigsaw, an awl, brad point drill bits (5/16 or 8mm), and a wood rasp. You'll also need access to a printer, a smooth shank, and short wood screws. You'll need to use Baltic birch plywood because it is very durable. You'll recognize this type of plywood based on the several layers within the wood. You could alternatively use UHMW plastic, Masonite, or phenolic resin material. Avoid using spruce or fir plywood because it is simply not strong enough. When handling this type of equipment it may be wise to use some safety precautions. First, never allow a young child to operate any large machinery unsupervised. Though it is not required, wear safety glasses while operating the larger machines. There's a chance of a small scrap of wood to pierce your eye. Go online to a free wood generator like  https://woodgears.ca/gear_cutting/template.html for your template. A generator like this allows you to modify all the aspects like tooth spacing, number of teeth, number of spokes and more. When you've created the right sized gears, print them off.  Templates generally have two different sized gears. The template will allow you to make size adjustments without messing up the gear ratio. The template is designed to adjust both large and small gears together. The teeth will be the same size for both sized gears to ensure a smooth rotation.  Generators like this even let you animate your design to test how it works. There are more sophisticated gear templates that are available for download as well. You can also create your own template using paper, pencil, and a protractor.

TL;DR in Russian:

Доступ в мастерскую. Выберите подходящую фанеру. Средства защиты. Сделайте шаблон.


To make your felt snowman ornament you will need pieces of felt in white, brown, orange and black. You will also need a piece of white ribbon (approximately 5 inches in length), a sewing needle and thread (in colors matching the felt), a pen, a scissors, some polyester fiberfill and a sheet of paper. Draw the outline of a snowman onto the sheet of paper. Make the snowman whatever shape you like -- two snowballs high, three snowballs high, fat, skinny -- it's up to you.  Cut the paper snowman outline, then place it on a piece of white felt. Use your pen to trace the outline of the snowman onto the felt, then cut it out with the scissors. Trace another snowman outline onto a second piece of felt and cut that one out too. You should now have two identical snowman outlines. Cut out five small circles from the piece of black felt. These will form the snowman's eyes, along with his three coal buttons. Cut out a small triangle from the orange felt. This will form the carrot for the snowman's nose. Cut out two stick shapes from the brown felt. These will be the snowman's arms. Take one of the white felt snowman outlines and hand-stitch the eyes, carrot nose and coal buttons into place. Use thread of a corresponding color for each piece, i.e. orange thread for the nose, and black thread for the other pieces. Take the two white felt body pieces and line them up, placing the piece with the sewn-on features on top. Take the brown felt arms and place them between the two body pieces, sticking out at an angle. Take the length of white ribbon, fold it over, and insert the end between the two body pieces at the top of the snowman's head. This will form the hanging loop for the finished ornament. Take your needle and some white thread and hand-stitch the two body pieces together, leaving a seam allowance of only 1⁄8 inch (0.3 cm).  As you're stitching, make sure to catch both of the snowman's arms and the looped thread in a stitch, in order to secure them in place. Don't stitch the entire snowman closed just yet; leave a...

TL;DR in Russian:

Приготовьте необходимые материалы. Вырежьте туловище снеговика. Вырежьте руки снеговика и части лица. Пришейте глаза, нос и пуговицы снеговика. Соберите снеговика в одно целое. Сшейте снеговика. Наполните снеговика.


To make your hedgehog feel extra comfortable after you clean his quills, dry him off with a warm towel. To warm up the towel, you can place it in your dryer and let the dryer run for a few minutes. After taking the towel out of the dryer, let it cool down a bit so it won’t feel hot against your hedgehog’s skin. Drying off a hedgehog is difficult, since it is challenging to get in between all of his quills. Your hedgehog should be completely dry before you put him back in his cage. This could take a while, so do not rush the ‘drying off’ process. When the first towel becomes damp, replace it with another warm, dry towel. You will probably need several times to dry him off as completely as you can.  Allow at least a few hours for your hedgehog to dry off. Think of this as good bonding time with him. Wrap him up snugly in a towel and let him rest in your lap while you watch TV.  Snuggle sacks, which resemble tiny fleece sleeping bags, are available for hedgehogs. You could place your hedgehog in a snuggle sack while he dries off. When your hedgehog is dry, place him back in his cage where he can continue to rest. If you still feel areas of dampness on his body, place a towel in his cage on which he can lay to continue drying off. Check on your hedgehog after about 10 minutes, and remove the towel if it is damp—your hedgehog will not want to lay on a damp towel.

TL;DR in Russian:

Вытрите своего питомца полотенцем. Подождите, пока ежик высохнет. Поместите ежика обратно в клетку.


To make your salt dough ornaments, you will need one cup of plain flour, half a cup of salt and half a cup of water. You will also need Christmas themed cookie cutters (stars, Christmas trees, angels, wreaths, etc.) a cookie sheet, a rolling pin, some toothpicks, ribbon, and acrylic paints and glitter glue for decorating. In a large mixing bowl, combine the flour, salt and water and stir until it forms a dough. Turn the dough out onto a floured surface and knead until smooth. If the dough is too sticky, add a little more flour -- though not too much, as this will cause the dough to crack. With a floured rolling pin, roll out the dough until it is about 1⁄4 inch (0.6 cm) in thickness. Use your Christmas themed cookie cutters to cut out shapes in the dough. Place each shape on a floured surface as you cut out the rest of the dough. Before you bake your ornaments, you will need to make a little hole at the top of each where you can thread a ribbon to hang the ornament from your tree. Use a toothpick to make punch a hole near the top of each ornament, rotating the toothpick a little to make the hole wide enough for your ribbon to fit through. Place your salt dough ornaments on a floured cookie sheet and place on the middle shelf of an oven preheated to 250 °F (121 °C). Bake for two hours, then remove from the oven, place on a wire rack and allow to cool completely. Once the salt dough ornament have cooled, you can decorate them using the acrylic paints and glitter glue. Depending on personal preference, you can use a small paint brush to paint on intricate details, or you can simply cover the decoration in one block color. You can also glue on sequins, button and crystals for extra decoration. Cut a length of ribbon - preferably in red, green or white - and thread it through the hole at the top of the ornament. Secure with a knot and hang from the tree. If you like, you can write the date on the back of the ornament to remember when you made it!

TL;DR in Russian:

Приготовьте ингредиенты и необходимые материалы. Приготовьте соленое тесто. Используйте различные формы для выпекания. Проделайте дырочки в каждом украшении, чтобы повесить их на елку. Начните выпекать украшения. Займитесь украшениями. Протяните ленточку.


To make yourself a more realistic rifle, you'll need a board about three feet (90 cm) long and six inches (15 cm) wide. You should be able to purchase a board for this purpose from your local hardware store or lumber yard. In addition to the wood that you will form into the main body of your rubber band rifle, you will also need ammunition and supplies to help you cut your wood into the shape of your gun. For this project you should have:  Pencil/felt tip marker Woodworking saw (or a common saw) Jig saw (optional) Duct tape (or thin leather strip) Knife Rubber bands Use a woodworking saw for greater precision, or a common saw if that is unavailable, and cut along the outside of the outline you drew on your board. Do this until the outline is completely cut free.

TL;DR in Russian:

Найдите подходящий кусок дерева. Соберите остальные материалы и инструменты, необходимые для изготовления ружья. Вырежьте ружье.


To maximize the fun of this gift basket, choose a large bucket-like toy instead of using an actual basket.  Options worth considering may include wagons, large dump truck toys, plastic beach buckets, plastic treasure chests, or baby doll carriages/strollers. If this isn't an option, try to stick with child-friendly basket options or those marketed toward kids. Brightly decorated plastic baskets, plush animal-shaped baskets, and aluminum buckets decorated with children's characters are common. These should determine the types of toys you fill the basket with. Make sure that the individual items are safe and appropriately matched to the child's age level, and gear the toys toward the specific child's interests as much as possible.  For example, learning toys and toys without small parts are more appropriate for toddlers and other young children. While these toys are safe for all ages, though, they probably wouldn't appeal to an older kid. Try not to assume that the traditional “boy toys” and “girl toys” will appeal to the child in question unless you already know they will. Some boys aren't interested in action figures or toy cars, and some girls may not find dolls or play tea sets particularly enthralling. If you aren't sure about the child's interests, it's best to ask someone who knows him or her before choosing the gift items. Gift baskets should present the receiver with multiple treasures, but choosing one toy to stand as the focal point of the gift can make the overall basket appear more eye-catching and appealing to a child.  For example, the feature toy in a gift basket for toddlers might be an electronic alphabet toy. For an older child, it might be a popular board game (or video game, if you have a larger budget). You might be able to skip the feature toy if the basket itself is a great toy itself. For instance, if you use a wagon as the basket and the child is still young enough to ride around in it, you might consider counting the wagon as both the basket and feature toy. Regardless of what you...

TL;DR in Russian:

Подумайте о том, чтобы использовать игрушку в качестве корзины. Учитывайте возраст и личные интересы получателя. Выберите одну основную игрушку. Окружите главный подарок маленькими безделушками.


To maximize your hamster’s health and happiness, you need to give them time outside their cage. And it’s fun! Just be sure your that hamster is hand-tamed and that you play with them in a safe, enclosed area. Hamsters enjoy being cuddled, so long as you don’t squeeze too hard, and they’ll also have fun exploring you. This is a great way to bond with your hamster and teach them to trust you.  Be sure you are seated on the ground so that your hamster doesn’t hurt themself if they fall. Better yet, try lying on your back with your hamster on your chest. Make sure you are in an enclosed area so your hamster can’t escape.  Limit your time handling your hamster to 10-15 minutes, and for the first few times only 3-4 minutes. If you handle your hamster for too long, they will try to escape or bite you. These are plastic or rubber balls that you can place your hamster inside so that they can safely explore your home. They are basically a hamster wheel on the go.  Be sure to get a ball with ventilation slots. Wash the ball with soap and water after each use. Let it dry completely before re-using. Limit time in the ball to 10-15 minutes, and giver your hamster a chance to drink and eat afterwards. You can make your maze walls out of anything: glued together Popsicle sticks, cardboard, blocks, books, etc. Place some treats in the maze and watch your hamster explore. To make sure your hamster doesn’t escape, consider placing the maze inside a large cardboard box. Any secure area with no means of escape can serve as a playpen for your hamster. You can purchase a variety of toys, but your pet will also enjoy exploring household objects such as:  Paper towel or toilet paper tubes Tissue or shoe boxes Paper bags Shoes Ramps (a propped up piece of wood or cardboard) Cereal boxes A hamster can carry up to half of their body weight in their cheek pouches! Scatter grains or crumbs on the table and watch your hamster collect them. But be careful what you feed your hamster. Foods to avoid include:  Junk food: pizza, chocolate,...

TL;DR in Russian:

Ежедневно выпускайте хомячка из клетки, чтобы поиграть за ее пределами. Берите хомячка в руки и позволяйте ему бегать по себе. Приобретите для хомячка прогулочный шар. Создайте лабиринт. Посадите хомячка в большой игровой манеж с игрушками. Наблюдайте за тем, как хомячок собирает еду.


To measure your face, you will need the kind of soft fabric tape measure that tailors use. These are easy to come by at most department stores. It doesn’t matter whether the ruler is in inches or centimeters. The important part is how the measurements compare to each other, not the exact numbers. If your hair is long, put it up or tie it back. Slick back or clip up shorter styles. In order to determine your face shape with measurements, you will need to write down each measurement as you go so that you can compare them all when you are done. Get something to jot down your measurements with. It’s easiest to measure your face if you can see what you’re doing. Stand or sit in front of a large mirror in a well-lit room. Face the mirror front on, with your chin level. This is typically located midway between your eyebrows and your upper hairline. Measure the distance straight across from the hairline on 1 side of your forehead to the other. Write down the result. This measurement can be a little tricky. Feel for the most prominent part of your cheekbones with your fingertips. This is usually located just below the outer corner of each eye. Once you’ve located the right spot, measure straight across from 1 cheekbone to the other. Place one end of the tape measure at the corner of your jaw below your ear, and bring the other end to the tip of your chin. Do the same on the other side and add the results together, or just multiply the first measurement by 2. This will give you your total jawline length. Take your tape and measure from the center point of your upper hairline down to the tip of your chin. If you have a receding hairline or a shaved head, estimate where your hairline would be. After you’ve made all the measurements and written them down, determine which measurements are greatest and which are smallest. Compare the proportions of your face with those typical of the common face shapes.  For example, if your face is about as long as it is wide, it is probably round or square. A square face has a wider, more...

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Возьмите сантиметровую ленту. Соберите волосы, чтобы они не мешали. Найдите карандаш и бумагу. Расположитесь перед зеркалом. Измерьте самую широкую часть лба. Измерьте скулы. Измерьте расстояние от уголков нижней челюсти до подбородка. Измерьте высоту лица. Сопоставьте все мерки между собой, чтобы определить форму своего лица.


To motivate your child to do well in school, it’s important to get your child’s perspective on their interests and abilities. Listen to your child and offer your own observations as to where their greatest strengths lie. You may be surprised to learn that your child is interested in a subject that you weren’t aware of.  For example, you might ask, “What’s your favorite subject in school? What makes it your favorite?” or “What’s your least favorite subject in school? Is it because you’re not interested in the subject or you think it’s too hard?” Don’t dismiss your child’s interests if they don’t line up with your own. For example, if your child loves literature and you rarely read, don’t tell your child that literature is useless. Instead, find a way to support your child’s interest—for example, you might offer to take them to library on Saturdays. Set your highest expectations for your child with the subjects that most interest them and where they have the greatest ability. Make it clear to your child that with subjects where they have little interest or ability, you still expect diligent effort but you will consider them successful if they try their best.  For example, if you child excels in math and loves the subject, tell them that you expect them to get straight As in math. On the other hand, if they have trouble with social studies—memorizing state capitals, for example—tell them you expect them to put in thirty minutes of work on the subject every night. Tell them that as long as they put in the work, you’re not concerned about the final grade. If you’re afraid your child simply isn’t trying hard enough in a particular subject, and that’s why they’re doing poorly, making them work in that area every night will quickly decide the issue. If they just needed to work harder, you’ll see their grades rise. If they really have little aptitude for the subject, at least they’ll be learning to put effort into difficult things. Goals are important for children to measure their progress and to feel a sense of...

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Поговорите с ребенком. Скорректируйте собственные ожидания. Помогите ребенку поставить перед собой цели. Разбейте выполнение заданий на более мелкие части.


To organize your mind for a project right in front of you, you should learn how to tune out distractions. Practice this by placing yourself in an area with distractions while working on a serious project. Start with only a short time in this environment--say 5 minutes--and gradually increase this time duration each day.  For example, sit near the television while doing paperwork like homework or work forms. See how long you can tune out the TV before losing focus. Do a little of this exercise each day, trying to go longer without losing focus each time. Eventually your ability to focus will increase and you will feel like your mind is becoming more organized while actively doing projects. Paying attention to a conversation shows organization of your mind as well as a desire to be considerate of other people. To practice, have a conversation in a location you know to be distracting, like with the TV on or in a public place. Make an effort to ignore what's going on around you, and gauge how long it takes before you stop listening.  Try to have a conversation like this everyday until you have paid attention the entire time. It doesn't have to be the same person everyday. You can have the conversation over the phone, but try not to have it over the internet or text messaging because people in chat settings tend to pause a lot (because they're distracted themselves). Paying attention to a lecture, whether at school or for progressional development, shows an organized mind. Practice focusing when someone else is talking by attending classes and visiting lectures, even sermons, and making note of how long you listen before letting your thoughts wander. Make an effort to listen longer each time you attend a lecture. Help yourself focus by taking notes. Note taking not only forces your brain to pay close attention, like we said handwriting does in an earlier part of this guide, but it provides a way to visually organize your thoughts. When it's time to make a big decision, it is especially important to have an...

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Научитесь отсекать все отвлечения. Игнорируйте отвлечения во время разговора. Отсекайте отвлечения на лекциях. Используйте таблицы для организации мыслей.


To overcome stage fright, there are a few things you can do to relax your body before going on the stage. Easing the tension from your body can help steady your voice and relax your mind. Rehearse your lines. If you mess up on stage, don't panic! Make it seem like the act.Here are a few things you can do to relax your body before your performance.  Gently hum to steady your voice. Eat a banana before you perform. It will lower that empty or nauseous feeling in your stomach but won't make you feel too full either. Chew gum. Chew gum a little bit to ease the tension in your jaw. Just don't chew gum too long on an empty stomach or you may upset your digestive system a bit. Stretch. Stretching your arms, legs, back, and shoulders is another great way to reduce the tension in your body. Pretend that you are acting as a different character. This can help you put aside the audience's pressure. On the morning before your performance, or even an hour before, take 15-20 minutes out of your day to meditate. Find a relatively quiet place where you can take a comfortable seat on the ground. Close your eyes and focus on your breathing as you relax every part of your body.  Rest your hands on your lap and fold your legs. Try to reach a point where you no longer think about anything besides relaxing your body one part a time -- especially not your performance. Unless you're normally a caffeine addict, don't have extra caffeine on the day of the performance. You may think that it will make you perform with more energy, but it will actually make you feel more nervous and jittery..... On the day of your performance, tell yourself that you can allow yourself to be nervous for a certain amount of time, but that after a certain hour -- say, 3:00 PM -- all anxiety will go out the door. Just setting this goal and making this promise to yourself will make it much more likely to happen. Exercise releases tension and gets your endorphins going. Make time for at least thirty minutes of exercise on the day of your performance, or at...

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Расслабьтесь. Медитируйте. Запомните — никакого кофеина. Волнуйтесь по расписанию. Займитесь спортом. Смейтесь как можно больше. Придите на место заранее. Поговорите с другими людьми в аудитории. Представьте, что выступаете перед любимым человеком. Выпейте стакан сока цитрусовых. Прочитайте свое любимое стихотворение вслух.


To paint flower buds or leaves, use a pointed brush to apply a tiny blob of paint to the dish where the base of the bud or leaf will be. Then, drag and lift the brush in the direction of the tip of the bud or leaf. Wipe down your ceramic object with a damp towel and then dry it with a clean towel. Then, use the markers to draw patterns, write phrases, or create drawings. When you’re happy with the artwork, bake the object in the oven at 375 °F (191 °C) for 40 minutes. Add the painter’s tape in even lines, and then use a small brush to apply ceramic paint in between the paint strips. Let the paint dry for 5-10 minutes, and then remove the tape before the paint is completely dry. Bake the item in the oven according to the package directions. To make a ceramic tile wall or floor more interesting, tape a stencil with a fun pattern on it to the tile. Then, brush or roll paint over the stencil, and carefully lift the stencil to reveal the design. If you’re covering a large area, position the stencil on the next tile to create a repeated design. If you chose to paint a dish with a paint pen or acrylic paint for ceramics, set it aside to dry for 24 hours. Then, bake it in an oven according to the manufacturer's instructions. Be sure to turn off the oven after the specified time, and let the item cool completely before removing it. Always follow the manufacturer's instructions for curing the paint. The paint that you use may need to cure for a longer period or at a high temperature.

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Мелкие детали рисунка, такие как веточки и цветы, наносите на керамику маленькими кисточками. Для создания рисунков из контурных линий пользуйтесь специальными ручками или маркерами с акриловой или масляной краской. Пользуйтесь малярным скотчем, чтобы нарисовать на плитке, блюдах и мисках полосы. Пользуйтесь трафаретами для создания на керамической плитке динамичных и броских узоров. Не забудьте прокалить в духовке блюда, которые были расписаны вручную краской для керамики.


To perform push-ups properly and ensure that you can increase the number of push-ups you can do at once, it's important to learn the proper form for the exercise, and to stretch out thoroughly before you begin.   Stretch your chest by performing the warrior pose, gripping your hands together behind your back at waist-height, then extending your arms gently away from your body to stretch out your chest. Hold for a count of 15-20, gently stretching your pectoral muscles. Stretch out your upper body and your lower body as well. Push-ups, despite being a mostly upper-body exercise, engage your whole core, requiring you to be loose and ready to exercise. For the push-up, the balls of your feet should be placed firmly on a non-slip and preferably slightly padded surface, like a yoga mat. You can wear trainers for additional foot support, if necessary.  If you're just on the carpet at home, it's good to have shoes on to help you grip the floor slightly and avoid slipping. In bare feet or socks, it can be more difficult. If it is difficult for you to do a regular pushup, start by performing modified push-ups on your knees instead of your toes until you build enough strength to do a regular pushup. Your head should be facing the floor, you neck as straight as possible to avoid straining. Keep your shoulders back, not scrunched up toward your neck. You want your spine should be as straight as possible without disrupting its natural curvature. This straight line down the length of your back should continue down to the heels of your feet. It helps to set up a mirror, if you can, or have someone spot you, to make sure you've got a straight back while you're in push-up position. Have someone snap a quick picture of you, to make sure, then make the necessary adjustments. Both your arms and feet should be shoulder-width apart, though your hands may be spread further to make the push-up easier when you're first starting out. As you get better, you should bring them closer to shoulder-width for an ideal push-up.  Keep your...

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Прежде всего сделайте растяжку мышц. Перенесите тяжесть своего тела на носки ног. Держите плечи развернутыми и спину прямой. Правильно располагайте руки и ладони. Согните руки под углом 90 градусов. Держите мышцы торса в напряженном состоянии. Сначала двигайтесь медленно.


To perform this simple trick, you will need a few props to give the illusion that you are levitating a spinning card. This will trick will require:  A playing card Clear tape Clear elastic/fishing line (a few feet in length) You will need to attach the line to the back of your playing card with your clear tape for this illusion. For it to work best, try to make it so that the line threads up and away from the center of the back of your card. For you to be able to execute this trick quickly and without raising suspicions, you should make a loop, or a simple adjustable knot, at the loose end of the line. This can be slipped over a button on your shirt, attached to your belt buckle, or attached somewhere else on your body, like up your sleeve. Take time to work out the best length for this trick. You will need enough line so that you can launch the card from your hand, leaving it hanging beneath and spinning. Depending on your hand, there might be a better way of hiding your fishing line from view, but you may want to try running the line through your pointer and middle finger, along the back of your hand parallel to the crease between your thumb and pointer finger, and then to your shirt button or belt. Taking care to make sure you don't get tangled in your invisible line, shuffle a deck of cards until you are ready to make your card float. Then, raising your hand with your fingers splayed, catch your invisible thread between your pointer and middle fingers. Hold your deck of cards loosely as you do this, and as you raise your hand, the card will be raised, as though it is floating, on your invisible thread. Alternately, you can shuffle until you are ready, take your trick card in hand, and launch it in a gesture similar to that of throwing a Frisbee. This will cause your card to spin rapidly and hang in the air. Try not to use excessive force! If your card moves too much, your audience might realize the pivot point from which it is hanging.

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Подготовьте все необходимое. Сделайте необходимые приготовления. Завяжите на леске петлю. Подберите оптимальное расположение лески. Потренируйтесь выполнять фокус.


To place an international phone call, you will need to dial your country’s exit code--the number that tells your phone service that you will be calling outside the country. If you were to place an international call from the United States, your exit code would be 011, while if calling from Argentina, you would dial 00 to call internationally. To find out what your country’s exit code is, simply run a search on your favorite internet search engine. Type in a phrase like “[The name of your country] exit code.” In this case, the country is Japan. Japan’s country code is 81. The area codes in Japan can range from one to five digits in length, depending on the area you are trying to reach. The area codes are as follows:  Akita 18 Himeji 79 Matsudo 47 Takatsuki 72 Hirakata 72 Matsuyama 89 Tokorozawa 4 Hiroshima 82 Miyazaki 985 Tokyo 3 Ichikawa 47 Nagano 26 Toyama 76 Ichinomiya 586 Nagasaki 95 Toyohashi 532 Iwaki 246 Nagoya 52 Toyonaka 6 Kagoshima 99 Naha 98 Toyota 565 Kanazawa 76 Nara 742 Utsunomiya 28 Kashiwa 4 Niigata 25 Wakayama 73 Kasugai 568 Nishinomiya 798 Yokkaichi 59 Kawagoe 49 Oita 97 Yokohama 45 Kawaguchi 48 Okayama 86 Yokosuka 46 Kawasaki 44 Okazaki 564 Amagasaki 6 Kitakyushu 93 Osaka 6 Asahikawa 166 Kobe 78 Otsu 77 Chiba 43 Kochi 88 Sagamihara 42 Fujisawa 466 Kofu 55 Saitama 48 Fukuoka 92 Koriyama 24 Sakai 72 Fukuyama 84 Kumamoto 96 Sapporo 11 Funabashi 47 Koshigaya 48 Sendai 22 Gifu 58 Kurashiki 86 Shizuoka 54 Hachioji 42 Kyoto 75 Suita 6 Hamamatsu 53 Machida 42 Takamatsu 87 Higashiosaka 6 Maebashi 27 Takasaki 27 Himeji 79 Matsudo 47 Takatsuki 72 Hirakata 72 Matsuyama 89 Tokorozawa 4 Hiroshima 82 Miyazaki 985 Tokyo 3 Ichikawa 47 Nagano 26 Toyama 76 Ichinomiya 586 Nagasaki 95 Toyohashi 532 Iwaki 246 Nagoya 52 Toyonaka 6 Kagoshima 99 Naha 98 Toyota 565 Kanazawa 76 Nara 742 Utsunomiya 28 Kashiwa 4 Niigata 25 Wakayama 73 Kasugai 568 Nishinomiya 798 Yokkaichi 59 Kawagoe 49 Oita 97 Yokohama 45 Kawaguchi 48 Okayama 86 Yokosuka 46 This is the number of the person, business, or cell phone that you are trying to...

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Узнайте международный код своей страны. Узнайте код страны, в которую вы звоните. Узнайте код города или области, в которую собираетесь звонить. Узнайте номер телефона абонента, которому вы хотите позвонить.


To play Elder Scrolls Online, you will need to make an account at Bethesda.net, and pay a monthly subscription fee separate from the cost of the game.  If you already have an account at Bethesda, skip to Step 2 below. Visit the official website for Elder Scrolls Online by simply typing into your browser’s search bar http://www.Bethesda.net. You should be redirected to a page that prompts you to enter your birthday. This is so the website can confirm that you are of appropriate age to play Elder Scrolls Online. Once you’ve entered your birthday, you will be taken to a login screen. Look to the upper right-hand corner where there should be a “Create an account” button with a plus sign. Click on this button. You will be directed to a screen with several areas for you to fill in. Enter all the necessary information, and make sure you have access to the email you give, as you will need to enter a confirmation code sent to this email address. Check your inbox for an email from Bethesda.net. If you do not see one, check your Spam folder, and then attempt to resend it. Once you’ve entered your confirmation code, your account should be successfully activated Now that you’ve activated your account, you can close out your browser, and open Steam. If you don’t have Steam yet, you can download it from this site: http://store.steampowered.com/. Just click the green “Download Steam” button at the top-right corner of the page. Click on the Store tab, and enter “Elder Scrolls Online” into the search bar. The very first result should be the one: the title should be “The Elder Scrolls Online,” and the price should be $59.99. Click on the game, enter your birth date once again, and add it to your cart. Click on the green button in the upper right-hand corner that reads “Cart.” At the next screen, select “Purchase For Myself” then select your payment method. If you use PayPal, you will have to log into your account. If you decide to use any sort of card, you will have to enter its information. Hit “Continue,” making sure to check...

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Создайте учетную запись на Bethesda.net. Запустите Steam. Найдите Elder Scrolls Online на вкладке «Магазин». Добавьте игру в корзину. Укажите метод оплаты. Завершите покупку. Установите игру. Обновление до версии Imperial Edition.


To play a diverse array of people, you need to know a diverse array of people. When you meet people, do your best to be quiet and listen. Ask them about their lives and stories, note how they talk and any slang they use, and let yourself be a sponge. Reading helps you see these concepts at work. Moreover, reading actually activates the same part of your brain as acting does. You should also do specific research for your part. If it is based on a specific person or time period, find out as much as you can. These little facts will work their way into your performance, even if only unconsciously. When you're watching someone act, let the scene simply wash over you the first time, watching like you would watch any other movie. Then replay the scene, paying specific attention to each actor separately. What do they do when they aren't talking? How do they deliver their lines? What is their body positioning and posture like? What movements do they use to sell their lines?  Would you read the same lines differently? If so, how? Classic plays, like Shakespeare, are a great way to see the artistry of acting. YouTube, for example, 5 different actors delivering the same monologue from Hamlet. How do they all differ? What artistic choices is each actor making to make the character unique? These classes often end in a production or performance, and are a great way to practice acting in a low-pressure environment. Take note not only of the teacher, but the other students. What can you learn from them? How would you improve their line readings, and would you make any different character choices? Make friends with your fellow actors, and talk to them from time to ask them for advice or tips on your performance. You never know when a fellow actor will make it big, and could potentially help you get a role. Be kind and friendly to everyone in class-- it will pay dividends later. Improvisation is the art of acting in the present, letting your character take over the action and react accordingly. Improv skills will help your...

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Изучайте поведение людей по разговорам и книгам. Смотрите и пересматривайте фильмы с любимыми актерами. Запишитесь на курсы актерского мастерства. Ходите на занятия по импровизации. Используйте метод "холодного чтения" для успеха на прослушиваниях.


To play this variation of the game, each player will place 2 checkers on his 24-point, 2 checkers on his 23-point, 4 checkers on his 13-point, 3 checkers on his 8-point, and 4 checkers on his 6-point. You can think of this as setting up a traditional game of backgammon, except that you "borrow" one checker from your 13-point and another from your 6-point. Other than the positioning, the rules are the same as they are for regular backgammon. To set up the board for this game, each player only needs 3 checkers total. Each player should place one checker on his 24-point, 23-point, and 22-point. After that, you're ready to play this exciting and fast-paced version of backgammon. Other than the number and position of the checkers, the regular rules of backgammon apply. For this game, each player places all of his 15 checkers on his 24-point. Other than this unique difference, all other rules of backgammon apply. Since you are placing all of your checkers at the furthermost point from your home board, expect this version to take a bit longer than regular backgammon. The setup for this version of the game is easiest of all! The game begins with all of the checkers off of the board, so you don't have to do a thing. Though the end game is the same -- bearing off your checkers from your home board, the game starts when you have to roll the dice to "enter" your checkers into your opponent's home board. In this version, you cannot hit your opponent's blots until you have at least one of your own checkers in your home board.

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Нарды Nackgammon. Расставьте шашки для игры в гипер-нарды. Расставьте шашки для игры в длинные нарды. Расставьте шашки для игры в голландский триктрак.


To play tug of war, show the dog the rope and let him take it in his mouth. Hold onto the other end and pull the rope a little, but not so much it hurts his teeth. Let him pull it back and forth, then let him take it, while you smile and look happy.  Growling is normal in this context, not hostile. Some dogs might interpret tug-of-war as a game of dominance. Most dogs love raw hides, bully sticks, and other natural chew toys. Durable, nontoxic rubber chew toys are a longer-lasting option. Either way, supervise the dog to make sure she doesn't injure her gums from over-chewing or from splintered pieces of bone. These toys usually have a hidden container that you stock with treats. This could be a good choice to entertain your dog while he's home alone. There are all kinds of other toys for different kinds of dogs. Here are a few to consider:  If your dog loves to run, get a supply of balls for him to chase. Some dogs prefer soft fabric balls, but these quickly become dirty and worn. Many dogs grow attached to animal toys. Get stuffing-free toys from a pet store, since stuffing can be messy and could injure the dog if eaten. If you have cats, see if the dog likes cat toys. Some dogs enjoy laser pointers and string. This can upset or alarm the dog. If your dog acts violent or overprotective around toys, food, or other objects, learn about resource guarding and how to change the behavior.

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Играйте с веревками. Давайте собаке жевательные игрушки. Купите игрушку-головоломку для собак. Попробуйте другие игрушки. Не отбирайте игрушки.


To play, fan out a deck of cards, face down, around an empty cup (the "King's Cup"). Make sure everyone has a full drink of some sort. Players take turns drawing a card, then acting out the action described in the cheat sheet. For example, if someone draws a 3, that player must take a drink. If they draw a 5, all the guys playing must drink, etc. Continue until the final King is drawn or there are no more cards to turn over, whichever you prefer.

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Ознакомьтесь с классическими правилами игры "Кубок короля".


To prepare the tea, unwrap the tea bags and discard the packaging. Use a pair of scissors to remove the strings, and throw those away as well.  Black tea works best for dyeing fabric because it has the deepest color. Teas that are light in color, such as white or green teas, don't work as well. You can also use loose tea to dye your fabric if you prefer. However, keep in mind that the process is less messy if you use tea bags. The number of tea bags that you’ll need depends on how large the fabric you’re dyeing is and how dark you want the fabric to become. You need to use enough water to cover the fabric, so the more water that you use, the more tea bags you’ll likely need. In most cases, you can assume that you’ll need one tea bag for every cup or 237 milliliters (8  fl oz) of water that you’re using. Keep in mind that you’ll want to add extra bags if you want your fabric to be a darker color. Fill a large pot with enough water to cover your fabric and allow it to move freely. Mix in some table salt, and place the pot on the stove.Turn the heat to high, and bring the water to a full boil.  In general, you’ll want to use 4 cups or 1 liter (0.26 US gal) of water for every yard or meter of fabric that you’re dyeing.  Adding the salt to the water will help set the color in the fabric so it won’t come out as easily when you wash the items. Use 2 tablespoons of salt for every 4 cups or 1 liter (0.26 US gal) of water that you’re using. Once the water comes to a boil, remove the pot from the heat, and place the tea bags inside. Let the them soak in the water until the color comes out of the tea. In most cases, you’ll want to allow the tea to steep for at least 15 minutes. The longer that you allow the tea to soak, the more color will come out and the darker your dyed fabric will be. Keep checking on the water to see if you’re happy with the color before you add the fabric.

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Извлеките чайные пакетики из упаковок и обрежьте нитки. Закипятите большую кастрюлю воды с солью. Заварите чай в воде.


To prepare the wall for sanding, first fill a bucket with hot water and soap. Then, soak a cloth in the water and wash off the wall. This will remove any dirt or markings that the paint has accumulated, simplifying the rest of the job. Unfortunately rubbing sandpaper against the wall won't work very well. Instead you will need to invest in a sanding block or a sander. A sanding block is a small block of material that you can wrap sandpaper around, making it easier to sand flat surfaces. A sander is a automated tool like a drill that you load sandpaper into and it sands the surface for you.   To use a sanding block, wrap the sandpaper around one side of the block and grip it with your hand from the other side. Sanders can differ in how you load them with the sandpaper, but generally they have a slot that you can load the sandpaper into before turning it on. If you haven't used a sander before, a sanding block is a safer option. A coarser grit on the sandpaper is acceptable because you're aiming to strip the unwanted paint. Use 80-grit sandpaper if you're looking to remove globs of paint. Sanding a wall will cause a risk of inhaling toxic dust, so wear a mask before beginning. Rub the coarse side of the sandpaper against the paint. Move the sanding block or sander back and forth in 1 square foot (0.09 square meter) sections. Apply lots of pressure to the wall if you are using a sanding block. Sand the unwanted paint until the entirety of the paint becomes dull. Then, wipe away the dust. If you prefer to remove the paint entirely as opposed to painting over it, use a paint scraper to peel off the remaining unwanted paint.  Place the paint scraper's blade at the bottom of the unwanted paint, apply pressure to the blade, and slide it under the unwanted paint, peeling the paint off.  The sanding process will have weakened the paint, making it easier to strip.

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Помойте стену мылом и горячей водой. Купите приспособление для шлифовки стен. Снимите верхний слой краски. Оставшуюся краску можно удалить со стен скребком.


To preserve the temperature of the steak, it's a great idea to serve it on warm plates. Simply put oven-safe plates in the still-warm (but turned off) oven for 2-5 minutes, and remove them carefully with oven mitts. Refrigerate any leftovers in an airtight container for 3-4 days.

TL;DR in Russian:

Разложите стейк по теплым тарелкам.


To prevent any fires while using your gas stove, roll up your shirt sleeves above the elbow and tie back long hair with a rubber band. If you have any jewelry on, remove it before starting the stove. If you're wearing footwear, make sure it is nonslip to prevent cooking accidents. Most gas stoves are equipped with a dial that lights the burner. You can usually adjust the heat to low, medium, and high depending on what you're using the stove for. Twist the dial and wait for the burner to light, then adjust it to your desired heat setting. In some cases, the fire may not light right away. This is common in old stoves and is nothing to worry about—try turning the stove dial on again until the burner lights. If your burner is clogged with food residue, it may not light automatically. Clean the burner and the igniter with a stiff toothbrush (without water or cleaning solutions) to remove any grease or crumbs.  Use a needle to get food out of hard-to-reach places, like the burner holes. Call a home repairman if cleaning your burner does not seem to help. Your igniter may be broken and need replacement. If your gas stove igniter is broken, most gas stoves can be lit with a match or lighter. Turn the gas dial to medium, then ignite your match or lighter. Hold the match or lighter close to the center of the burner, then wait 3-5 seconds until the burner ignites. Remove your hand quickly to prevent getting burned.  For the safest option, use a long-handled lighter. Long-handled lighters can be found at most craft or hardware stores. If you have never lit a gas stove before or seen someone else do it, you may not want to do it on your own. Lighting a gas stove manually can be dangerous if you have never done it before.

TL;DR in Russian:

Прежде чем включить плиту, убедитесь, что вам ничего не мешает. Поверните ручку регулировки, чтобы зажечь конфорку. Попробуйте прочистить отверстия конфорки, если огонь не загорится сразу. Как вариант, плиту можно зажечь вручную.


To prevent any smoke from seeping under the door, you should roll up a towel and lay it out in front of the gap at the bottom of the door. Make sure that the towel extends from end to end of the door and that it is pressed close against the gap. Taking a shower is a good excuse for spending lots of time in the bathroom and the steam will also blend with the smoke and help to cover up the odor. The sound of the shower will also help to mask the sounds of a lighter striking or of you puffing and exhaling smoke.  You may also want to play some music on your phone to provide an extra layer of sound protection. Make sure that you actually take a shower (or at least get your hair wet so it looks like you took a shower) or people will be suspicious. As you smoke, make sure that you direct your smoke towards an open window or towards a vent. You may want to check out the window first to be sure nobody is outside who might see the smoke escaping from the window. If you have time to actually take a shower, then make sure that you shampoo your hair. The aromatic qualities of the shampoo will quickly fill the room, making any smoke odors difficult to detect. You can also pour a bit of shampoo into the sink and fill it up with hot water if you don’t have time to wash your hair. After you are done smoking, empty your pipe or toss the remains of your cigarette into the toilet and flush them. Do one last check of the bathroom to be sure that there are no ashes on the floor or anything else that might signal to someone that you were smoking in the bathroom. Try to get an air freshener that has a strong scent and that also neutralizes odors. Spray lots of air freshener before you exit the bathroom. If you do not have any air freshener on hand, then body spray, cologne, or perfume can also work to cover up the smell. Spray it on yourself and around the bathroom as well.

TL;DR in Russian:

Закройте щель под дверью полотенцами. Включите душ. Направляйте дым в окно или вентиляционное отверстие. Помойте голову. Смойте пепел и другие улики. Скройте оставшийся запах освежителем воздуха.


To prevent books, paper, and boxes from growing mold, keep them in a dry environment. Also, store them off the ground whenever possible.  Books should always be kept on shelves rather than stacked on the floor. If you have a lot of items stored in boxes, store the boxes on shelves when possible, or build platforms to keep them off the ground. A bit of water spilled on the ground may not seem like a big deal, but it can actually lead to mold growth in the right environment, especially if it happens frequently. Cleaning spills includes when you:  Spill a drink Slosh water out of the sink when doing dishes Drip water when getting out of the bath or shower Experience a pipe burst or leak Booklice don’t actually eat the food in your cupboards, but they will feed on mold and fungi that grow on that food. To prevent early spoilage and a booklice infestation, transfer all dry food items to airtight containers after opening. This includes:  Breads Cereals Beans and grains Flours, sugars, and other baking supplies Cookies and crackers Even after the booklice infestation has been taken care of, you should still maintain the humidity in your house to prevent mold and stop a future infestation.  Leave a dehumidifier running in the dampest rooms in your house year round. Open windows as often as possible, and use fans to circulate air in the house.

TL;DR in Russian:

Правильно храните книги и картонные коробки. Сразу же вытирайте брызги и пролитую воду. Храните продукты питания в герметичных упаковках. Следите за уровнем влажности и вентиляцией в помещениях.


To prevent buildups, remove any pop-up stoppers or drain guards on your sink and discard the debris that they’ve collected. Rinse them before replacing them.  Most bathroom sinks feature an adjustable metal stopper than can be used to plug the sink. These can be removed by pulling them out of the drain. If your sink stopper is used by pushing and pulling a rod behind the faucet or is otherwise attached, remove the nut on the back of the drain pipe, pull out the retaining rod, then remove the stopper. Your bathroom sink collects bacteria that can contribute to unwanted scents and deposits within the drain.  To kill this bacteria, use a biodegradable, non-corrosive pipe-cleaner once a month. Hydrogen peroxide is a great option that can be poured directly down the drain.  Note that many well-advertised drain cleaners are full of chemicals that pose a risk to both your health and your pipes. Follow the directions on any natural, store-bought cleaning products. Bleach and antibacterial products are not recommended. They are unnecessary and can potentially damage plumbing systems. This is especially important if you have a septic tank. Instead of a packaged drain cleaner, use salt, baking soda, vinegar, and/or lemon juice to deodorize and clean your sink.  Mix whichever of these you have on hand into about a cup of solution and pour it into the drain. Let it sit for an hour before flushing hot water down the drain.

TL;DR in Russian:

Еженедельно прочищайте сливное отверстие от мусора. При необходимости используйте неагрессивный очиститель для слива. Ежемесячно чистите слив бытовыми средствами.


To prevent damage, the cooling system needs to be carefully regulated. The more stress you put on the components, such as the processor, video card, and hard drive, the more heat they generate.  For the average user using a factory manufactured computer, heat build-up isn’t usually a major issue. When you’re building your own computer, or upgrading an existing one, temperature and cooling becomes an important concern. The older the computer becomes, the more prone to heat failure it becomes. Cooling systems will degrade and fail with age, and dust can seriously hamper heat dispersion. If components become too hot, they can become permanently damaged. This can lead to system failure and data loss. The temperature threshold varies from component to component. Average temperatures in a well-cooled system should be in the 40–60 °C (104–140 °F) range. There are a variety of ways to improve your computer’s ability to cool itself. The easiest method is blowing out dust from the inside of the computer using compressed air. Dust will cause fans to slow down and hinder the cooling properties of heat sinks. Dust your computer regularly to keep it running as cool as possible. If you are using a desktop computer, you may be able to install more fans. This will require opening the case and connecting fans to the case and the motherboard. Check out our guide on  installing fans for more information.

TL;DR in Russian:

Высокая температура может привести к повреждению компонентов. Запомните, что приемлемый верхний предел температуры компонента, как правило, 80-90°С. Улучшайте охлаждения компьютера.


To prevent freezer burn, prepare and package the meat before putting it in the freezer.  Meat and poultry can be frozen in the store packaging but it is advisable to over-wrap the packaging to make sure no air can enter the package. Use plastic bags and heavy duty aluminum foil specially designed for freezer use (the label will tell you) to over-wrap.  Use a home vacuum sealer to remove air from packaging. Vacuum sealers come in a variety of models and prices and use special bags (sold separately) to store food.  Use air-tight containers such as plastic or freezer safe jars and  cans.  Use wraps such as heavy weight aluminum foil, plastic freezer bags or polyethylene  wrap and bags.  Remove as many bones as possible before freezing as bones take up space and can contribute to freezer burn.  Place freezer paper or wrap between slices or patties of meat to make separation easier after freezing. Meat will not keep forever in a freezer.  Uncooked meat (such as steaks or chops) can be kept frozen safely for 4-12 months. Uncooked ground meat can only be kept safely for 3-4 months. Cooked meat can be stored for 2-3 months.  Hotdogs, ham and lunch meats can be frozen for 1-2 months. Poultry (cooked and uncooked) can be kept for 3-12 months. Wild game can be kept for 8-12 months. Make sure to maintain a freezer or cooler temperature of 0 °F (−18 °C) or below. You need to know what is in the freezer and how old it is.  The label should contain the type of meat (chicken breast, steak, ground beef, etc.), whether it is raw or cooked, and the date it was frozen. To help you find things later, it is a good idea to group like items together. For example, put all the chicken together, all the beef together, all the pork together. Use the oldest items first to avoid having to discard out of date or freezer-burned food. This is one of the easiest ways to preserve meat.  You can use the freezer compartment that is attached to your refrigerator or use a stand-alone freezer. Stand-alone freezers are larger than the compartment on...

TL;DR in Russian:

Подготовьте мясо к заморозке. Знайте, как долго можно безопасно хранить замороженное мясо. Обязательно маркируйте все контейнеры и пакеты. Используйте электрическую морозильную камеру для хранения мяса. Если у вас нет электрической морозильной камеры, используйте охладитель. Узнайте, как правильно разморозить мясо.


To prevent the cat litter from spilling inside or around your shoes, you should tie off the top of each litter filled sock with a simple knot. You can also put cat litter directly into your shoes, though litter can sometimes get caught in the crevices of your shoe and cause you discomfort later on.  In place of socks, you could also use pantyhose. The thin material of these will form less of a barrier between the odor fighting elements of the litter and the bad smelling parts of your shoe.  To give your cat litter a little more punch, you might consider adding some baking soda to it. Simply add a heaping spoonful to each sock, tie each off at the top, and shake or massage the socks to distribute the baking soda. If you notice that your socks cause your shoes to deform or otherwise change shape, you may want to remove some litter from the socks. You'll be leaving the litter filled sock in your shoes for a long period of time, and a sock that is too full might alter the shape of your shoe. If you find that your socks are too full, hold your socks over a garbage can while unknotting the tops. This way, stray litter will be contained in the garbage, preventing a mess. In most cases, it should only take a night for the odor fighting properties of the cat litter to eliminate the smell. Especially bad cases, however, might take more time. You can check the odor of your shoes by removing the sock briefly and smelling the shoe. If you notice a lingering odor, you should leave the litter filled socks in the shoe for longer.  Once the odor is removed from your shoes, you can throw away the cat litter and wash the socks as you would normally. If the cat litter is still good enough to use in a litter box, you may want to reuse the litter there. Give your shoes a thorough inspection after you've removed the litter filled socks. Small pieces of litter can sometimes push through the fabric of the sock and become an irritant later when you wear the shoes.

TL;DR in Russian:

Возьмите два чистых носка и засыпьте в них свежий наполнитель для кошачьего туалета. Положите в туфли носки с наполнителем. Оставьте носки в туфлях на ночь.


To prevent the dough from sticking to the bowl, lightly grease it before you put the dough in it. Then cover the bowl and leave the dough to rest at room temperature until the yeast causes it to rise. The dough should nearly double in size and become puffy once it's ready to shape. If you used instant yeast, begin checking the dough after 1 hour of proving. If you used active dry yeast, begin checking it after 1 1/2 to 2 hours. Since you have control over how many pizzas to make with the dough, you can also choose how thick you want them. This batch of dough will make one of these options:  Two 1/2 in (1.3 cm) thick round pizzas that are 14 inches (36 cm) in diameter Two 3/4 in (1.9 cm) thick round pizzas that are 12 inches (30 cm) in diameter One 3/4 to 1 in (1.9 to 2.5 cm) thick rectangular pizza that's 13 by 18 inches (33 cm × 46 cm) One 1 1/2 in (3.8 cm) thick rectangular pizza that's 9 by 13 inches (23 cm × 33 cm) One 1 in (2.5 cm) thick round pizza that's 14 inches (36 cm) in diameter Sprinkle a little flour on your work surface and scoop the dough onto it. Then use a knife or bench scraper to divide the dough into 2 equal portions. If you're making 1 large round or rectangular pizza, you don't need to divide the dough. If you made round pizzas, take bowls that are larger than the diameter of the pizza and turn them over. Place the overturned bowls over the dough. If you made a rectangular pizza, spray a large sheet of plastic wrap with cooking spray and lay it over the dough. Leave the pizza dough to rest for 15 minutes. The dough may puff a little as it rests, but it doesn't need to double in volume. Cover the dough with a bowl or plastic wrap and leave it at room temperature to rest for 15 minutes. Then remove the bowls or plastic wrap and use your fingers to finish stretching the edges of the dough to the corners of the pizza pan. You should be able to fill the entire pizza pan with the stretched dough.

TL;DR in Russian:

Положите тесто в миску на 1–1 1/2 часа, чтобы оно взошло. Решите, пиццу какого размера и толщины вы хотите приготовить. Разделите тесто на два куска, если вы собираетесь приготовить две пиццы. Накройте тесто и оставьте его на 15 минут. Подержите тесто еще 15 минут и растяните его последний раз.


To prevent the mites from reappearing in your crab’s tank, you should give the tank a thorough weekly clean. To clean the tank effectively, you should remove your crab from the tank and place him in a holding container. You can then use the plain water method to clean the tank and boil or bake the tank contents to sterilize them.  If you keep a sponge in your crab’s tank to boost the humidity, you should smell the sponge to ensure it smells clean and not rotten. If it smells rotten, you should replace it. You can also place the sponge in the microwave and nuke it for several minutes to kill any mites. Clean the lid of the tank, if you have one, once a day to keep pests like mites from getting into the tank. You may want to consider taping down the lid of the tank to prevent dust and pests from floating into your crab’s tank. Avoid keeping live plants near your crab’s tank, as plants can attract their own pests, including mites. The mites can then move from the live plant into your crab’s tank. Mites are often attracted by your crab’s food and can burrow into the food, such as dried shrimp and plankton-type crab food. You can try feeding your crab only dry food for a little while, as strong smelling wet foods or fresh foods can attract mites. You should also remove all crab droppings in the tank on a daily basis and replace your crab’s water in his water dishes to keep it clean. You should take some time every day to give your hermit crab a mite check up. Examine him in the light for any small moving specks on his shell or on other parts of his body. If you notice that he has any mites on his body, you should give him a full immersion bath in dechlorinated water and do a thorough cleaning of his tank and the tank contents. This is the only way to ensure the mites are eliminated from your crab and his tank, and have a lower chance of coming back.

TL;DR in Russian:

Содержите аквариум в чистоте. Удаляйте из аквариума испортившуюся пищу. Ежедневно проверяйте, нет ли у вашего питомца клещей.


To prevent your child from coming into contact with an uncontrolled fire, be sure that detectors are spread throughout the house. Put them in hallways, bedrooms, the kitchen, living room, and near the furnace. Test the fire alarms monthly and change batteries at least once per year. To prevent the occurrence of a fire, you should never smoke indoors. Either smoke outside or, better yet, not at all. Hot water scalding is one of the most common causes of burns among children. Set the water heater below 120°F (49°C) to keep the water temperature safe. If you have children around, watch the stove carefully when in use. Otherwise, keep children away from the kitchen and watch them carefully to make sure they do not make their way to the stove. Always keep pot handles facing toward the back of the stove so that it will be harder for children to reach them. Matches and lighters should be someplace where they will not be found. Otherwise, they should be inaccessible. Consider putting them somewhere too high for children to reach or in a locked compartment. Lock up flammable liquids, preferably outside of the home, and far from any heat sources. Keep any chemicals locked up or out of the reach of children. Put child-safety covers on electric outlets and throw out appliances with frayed cords. Avoid plugging too many appliances into an extension cord.

TL;DR in Russian:

Установите датчики дыма. Не курите в помещении. Уменьшите температуру воды в водонагревателе до 49°C. Не оставляйте пищу на плите без внимания. Спрячьте воспламеняющиеся предметы. Поставьте заглушки на электророзетки.


To print on a t-shirt using a stencil, you only need a few basic supplies. You may have most of them around your house. If not, you'll find what you need at a craft or art store. Round up the following materials:  A t-shirt. A plain, basic cotton t-shirt is fine. Know that some paints and inks will bleed through thin cotton, so if this is a concern for you, you might want to choose a thicker blend. The color you choose should be light enough (or dark enough) that the paint colors will show up well. A stencil. You can buy a pre-made stencil from a craft store or  make your own using cardboard. Paint or ink. Acrylic fabric paint is a good choice for printing on t-shirts. You could also go with a fabric ink or stain. Look for a type that won't come out in the washing machine. A small paint roller and paint tray. You'll need this to apply the paint to the t-shirt evenly. If you don't have a roller, you can use a wide paintbrush. Tape. This is to hold the stencil in place while you apply the paint. Masking tape works well for this purpose. Cotton t-shirts shrink in the wash, so it's important to run them through the washer and dryer before you print on them. If you wait until after you print, the design might end up getting warped. When the t-shirt is dry, iron it to remove any wrinkles. Lay out some butcher paper or scrap paper on a hard, flat surface. Place the t-shirt on the surface and straighten it out so that it has no folds or wrinkles. Place the stencil on the part of the t-shirt where you want to print the design. Tape the edges of the stencil to the t-shirt to hold it in place.  If you're worried the paint is going to bleed, place a piece of cardboard inside the t-shirt; this will prevent the paint from seeping through the shirt to the other side. To prevent paint splatters from getting on your nice clothes, you might want to put on an old t-shirt before you start painting. Pour the paint into the tray. Roll the roller over the paint a few times so that it is distributed evenly around the roller. Do a...

TL;DR in Russian:

Приготовьте все необходимое. Постирайте футболку. Подготовьте рабочее место. Подготовьте валик. Нанесите краску на футболку. Удалите трафарет. Прогладьте футболку. Носите и стирайте футболку.


To proceed with apnea treatment using CPAP equipment, which stands for continuous positive airway pressure, your diagnosis will likely need to be confirmed.  The method used to diagnose sleep apnea is a polysomnography test, most commonly referred to as a sleep study. This is inconvenient but necessary to confirm the diagnosis, determine the severity of your apnea, and is usually required to support the diagnosis by your insurance company so they will assist in paying for the equipment. Once you have completed your sleep study, your doctor will explain the differences in the available equipment.  A CPAP unit provides a steady stream of air with enough pressure to prevent the tissues in your mouth and throat area from closing or collapsing as you sleep. Most units deliver a constant flow of air at the desired pressure level, which is adjustable and indicated on the machine. A newer method of delivering air pressure is called autotitrating positive airway pressure, or APAP. This type of unit adjusts automatically to the different breathing patterns of the person throughout the night. Many people describe the APAP equipment as being easier to get accustomed to and easier to tolerate. Some units available are called bilevel positive airway pressure, or BPAP. This type of unit is designed to deliver one level of pressure when the person is inhaling and another pressure level when exhaling. The most common CPAP unit weights about 3 pounds, has a tube that connects to the mask, and is compact enough to sit on your bedside table. The units have adjustable levels of pressure so you can begin with a small amount of pressure as you get used to the equipment, then gradually increase the pressure to the level your doctor recommended. Masks are available in different styles and sizes.  Some masks fit just over the nose and others are designed to fit over the mouth and nose. Try on several to determine the size and style that is most comfortable to you. Be sure the doctor or technician shows you how to adjust the fit of...

TL;DR in Russian:

Выясните свой диагноз. Приступите к СИПАП-терапии. Выберите подходящую вам маску. Плотно подгоните маску. Привыкните к СИПАП. Надевайте маску каждую ночь. Содержите аппарат в чистоте. Решайте возможные проблемы. Подумайте о возможности операции.


To promote muscle recovery, eat right after you’ve finished running. That goes for training sessions and the big race. Go for high-carb or high-protein items, such as fruit, yogurt, whole grain bread, brown rice, legumes, poultry, and fish. Never go more than 90 minutes after a run without eating. Your muscles refuel most efficiently soon after strenuous activity. Healthy, high-carb foods should comprise about 60 to 70% of your diet. For a 2500 calorie diet, that means you should consume 1500 to 1750 calories, or about 375 to 440 grams of carbs per day. Good sources of complex carbs include fruits, veggies, beans, brown rice, and whole grain bread and pasta.  High-carb options could include a whole grain bagel with egg and cheese for breakfast, a whole grain pasta salad for lunch, pieces of fruit and nuts for snacks, and sides of brown rice and steamed veggies at dinner. Complex carbs supply your muscles with glycogen, which is a substance your body uses to store energy and deliver it to muscles. Go for lean protein sources, such as poultry, fish, and legumes. As a rule of thumb, runners require about 1.5 grams of protein per kilogram of body weight (about 0.7 grams per pound).  For example, a runner who weighs 170 pounds (77 kg) would need about 4 ounces (119 grams) of protein per day. A 6 ounce (170 g) serving of chicken breast, a  5 ounce (140 g) salmon fillet, 1 cup (172 g) of steamed soybeans, and 2 large eggs would meet that daily need. Overlooking protein requirements is a common mistake among runners. Protein is needed for muscle strength and durability. Many protein-rich foods also contain iron, and consuming too little iron leads to muscle fatigue. As a rule of thumb, try to drink about at least 8 cups (1,900 mL) of fluids per day. The exact amount you need to drink depends on a variety of factors, and your urine is the best way to gauge your hydration level. You’re hydrated if it’s light in color, and you’re dehydrated if it’s darker. During a run, aim to drink about 1 cup (240 mL) every 15 to 20...

TL;DR in Russian:

Подпитайте организм здоровым перекусом в течение 15 минут после пробежки. В период тренировок придерживайтесь диеты, богатой сложными углеводами. Употребляйте не менее 110–170 г белка в день. Следите за водным балансом по состоянию собственной мочи. Перед марафоном подкрепитесь здоровой пищей и выпейте 2 стакана (480 мл) жидкости.


To pronounce "eins," say the word "eye" but pronounce the ending "nz." It's pretty easy to count to 10 in German now that you know how to pronounce some of the key consonants and vowels. In German, "zwei" is pronounced as "tsvy." The "zw" is not pronounced as an English "z" would be, but rather is said as a "ts" sound. Pronounce it as "dry," with the "r" pronounced guttural. This word also has different consonant sounds than English. Pronounce "vier" like the English word "fear," but remember not to end with a hard "r." Say it more like "feeah." Say it like "foonf," and put a big accent on the "u" and make it an elongated sound. In this case, you do use a "z" sound. Pronounce it "zecks." " Pronounce it as "zeebhen." The "s" sound when it starts a sentence sounds like an English "z." Pronounce this German word as "ahkt." Pronounce it "noyn." " Don't forget the German rule that the "z" starting a sentence is pronounced with a "ts" sound; thus, pronounce "zehn" as "tsehn." You might also need to know how to say the word for zero in German once you've mastered how to count 1 through 10. Zero is "null," but that's pronounced as "nool." Once you've mastered basic German pronunciation and how to count past 10, try counting higher! It's easy.  Put the word "zehn" after each number to indicate you've added 10 when counting from 13-19. So, "neunzehn" is how you say 19 and "achtzehn" is how you say 18, and so on. Eleven is pronounced "elf" and 12 is "zwölf."  Twenty is "zwanzig." To count past 20, start with the German word for the second number and add the word for the number 1-10 and "und" and then "zwanzig." So, 21 is "einundzwanzig," which literally means "1 and 20" (while dropping the "s" in "eins.") To say 22, follow the same process. The word for 22 is "zweiundzwanzig." And so on through 29. Follow the same process all the way up to 100. However, instead of zwanzig, put the words for 30 ("dreißig" - the ß is "ss" in German and pronounced the same as the "s" in English), 40 ("vierzig" - pronounced "feahtsig'), 50...

TL;DR in Russian:

Начните счет от 1 до 10 по-немецки, сказав слово "eins" (один). Скажите "zwei" (два). Скажите "drei" (драй). Скажите "vier" (четыре). Скажите "fünf" (пять). Скажите "sechs" (шесть). Скажите "sieben" (семь). Скажите "acht" (восемь). Скажите "neun" (девять). Закончите счет, сказав "zehn" (десять). Научитесь счету после 10 на немецком языке.


To properly make egg fried rice, the rice needs to be cold. This prevents the rice from sticking together. Many suggest to  cook the rice the day before, or use leftover rice from previous meals. Some suggest to cook it hours beforehand and refrigerate since the reason to use day-old rice is because it needs to be cold. Decide how many hours ahead of time you would like to cook the rice. Just make sure to place it in the refrigerator for a few hours before starting. Take the rice out of the refrigerator when you are ready to cook it. In a bowl, add 1 tablespoon of oil to rice. Work the oil into the rice with your hands or a spoon, evenly coating the rice. Transfer the rice to a colander and drain while you proceed to the next steps. Combine eggs and salt in a small bowl and gently whisk until blended. Heat 1 tablespoon oil in a wok. Add whisked eggs and cumin seeds to wok. Stir frequently, working the eggs to a scramble.  When eggs are mostly solid but still soft, remove from wok. The desired texture is slightly more liquid than that of scrambled eggs. Set aside. Add more or fewer cumin seeds to taste. Heat the remaining oil in the wok. If desired, you can recycle some of the oil that drained from the rice. Add the garlic and onion to the wok. Stir-fry together over high heat for about 5 minutes or until the onion looks transparent, but is not soft. Add the rice, eggs, soy sauce, chili sauce, vinegar, and celery. Mix together, continuing to stir-fry over high heat for 1-2 minutes while stirring frequently. Stir-frying is a cooking method where small pieces of food are quickly cooked in a small amount of hot oil in a wok or large skillet over medium-high heat. It helps veggies retain their color, crunch, and nutrients. Cook until the vegetables are crisp-tender. Spoon onto a plate. Recipe makes 2-3 servings.

TL;DR in Russian:

Приготовьте рис заранее. Подготовьте рис. Высыпьте ингредиенты в вок. Добавьте оставшиеся ингредиенты в вок. Подавайте горячим.


To protect the mother and her puppies from contracting illnesses or diseases like canine herpes, keep her away from all other dogs in the 3 weeks leading up to her expected delivery date. It’s also highly advisable to keep the mother away from other dogs for three weeks following the delivery. About a week before your dog is due to begin labor, set up a whelping box in a quiet, private area. A whelping box (also commonly known as a nesting box or whelping pen) protects puppies during birth and early life by keeping them safely contained and protected.  A whelping box can be as simple as a cardboard box. You can also purchase whelping boxes or build one yourself. There are many plans available online than range from simple boxes to more elaborate designs that can accommodate growing puppies. Desirable features of a whelping box include ease of cleaning and sanitation, extensibility, and durability. Depending on your particular situation, you may also want the whelping box to be portable. Make sure the sides of the box are easy for the mother to get in and out of, but sturdy enough that the newborn puppies cannot get out of the box. For a quick alternative, a kiddy pool with bedding like clean old towels or blankets can act as an effective whelping box. Set up the whelping box in a calm and quiet area away from other pets and household activities. Make this a cozy and warm space where she can go to give birth safely. You may notice that as your dog gets closer to full term, she exhibits nesting behavior and a tendency to withdraw or retreat. This is normal and is to be expected during the last few weeks of pregnancy. However, the opposite is also true; it's also normal for a pregnant dog to be clingy and want attention! There will be several signs to help you anticipate when labor is imminent; watch for them carefully so you can be prepared when it is time.  When your dog is close to giving birth, her teats will enlarge as her milk comes in. This can happen within a few days or as labor begins, so watch...

TL;DR in Russian:

Изолируйте беременную чихуахуа от остальных собак за 3 недели до родов. Подготовьте гнездо для собаки и ее щенят. Следите за поведением чихуахуа. Обращайте внимание на появление симптомов скорого наступления родов. Измеряйте у собаки температуру. Определите начало первой стадии родов.


To pull off your look, you have to be completely confident. If you act like your look is perfectly natural instead of being self-conscious, then people will take you seriously and will be convinced you're a real pirate. Here's what to do:  Don't act like you're wearing a costume. When people compliment you on your outfit, look confused and brush them off. Walk around with confidence. Strut your stuff, walk with confident strides, and pose with your hands on your hips. Don't cower in a corner with your hands folded, because that's not what a real pirate will do. Wherever you are, march around looking in all directions, as if you're preparing for a sword fight that you'll win any minute. . To pull of your pirate look, you'll have to have the attitude of a true pirate as well. You can't slip up and talk like a regular person, and should remember to be capturing the attitude of a pirate at all times. Here's how:  Be slightly aggressive at all times. Scowl, growl, and be surly. Slur your words. Pirates are tipsy, so don't forget to slur everything you say, and never talk too quickly. Refer to yourself as "me." As in, "Me needs another swig of this here rum." Say "yer" or "ye" instead of "your." As in, "Ye need to get yeself together, ye mangy rat." The occasional "Ahoy!" or "Blimey!" will go a long way.

TL;DR in Russian:

Ведите себя развязно. Act like a pirate.


To punctuate dialogue with a question mark, simply place the question mark before the end quote, replacing the usual period you would use. The tricky part is that, though it may look strange, you should tag the dialogue with a lower-cased “said” or another speaking verb, because this will still technically be part of the same sentence. Alternately, you can tag the question at the beginning of the sentence or leave out the tag altogether. Here are some examples:  “Why didn't you come to my birthday party?” Mary asked. Tom said, “I thought we were broken up. Aren't we?” “Since when is that a good excuse to ditch someone's party?” “What better excuse can there be?” said Tom. To punctuate your sentences with an exclamation mark, follow the same protocol you'd use to punctuate a sentence with a period or a question mark. Most writers would tell you that exclamation marks should be used sparingly, and that the sentence and story itself should convey excitement. Still, an occasional exclamation mark never hurt anybody. Here are some examples:  “I can't wait for summer to be over so I can go back to school!” said Mary. “Me too!” said Tom. “I've been so bored at home.” Mary said, “You're telling me! I've started three ant collections in this month alone.” This can be a bit tricky and won't be used very frequently, but it can be useful to know how to punctuate dialogue with quotes inside of it. Just use a single quote at the end and beginning of the quoted phrase, which could be the name of a work of art, or a quote attributed to another person. Here are some examples:  “My favorite Hemingway story is 'Hills Like White Elephants,'” Mary said. “Didn't our English teacher say it was 'the world's most boring story'?” asked Tom. If you're writing dialogue between two characters, then if you want to be believable, they won't always politely wait their turns to speak. Sometimes they may interrupt each other in mid-sentence, just as real people often do. To show this interruption, you can use a dash at the end of the...

TL;DR in Russian:

Расставляйте знаки пунктуации в прямой речи с вопросительным знаком. Расставляйте знаки препинания в прямой речи с восклицательным знаком. Выделяйте прямую речь с кавычками внутри него. Расставляйте знаки препинания в прерванной прямой речи.


To purl, pick up your needles again. You should hold the stitched needle in your left hand and the bare needle in your right hand. Purling is essentially the opposite of knitting. To start, you'll be pushing the bare needle through the back of the first stitch rather than through the front.  Take the tip of the bare needle and place it behind the stitched needle. The bare needle should enter the first stitch on the side of the stitches not facing you. You will also enter the stitch differently. Place the bare needle's tip between the front stitch and the tip of the stitched needle. Do not put the tip of bare the needle between the front stitch and the stitch just behind the front stitch. Once the positioning is correct, push the tip of the bare needle through the loop formed by the first stitch. Push about half an inch of the bare needle through the stitch.

TL;DR in Russian:

Возьмите в руки спицы. Заведите конец рабочей спицы за переднюю стенку крайней петли на нерабочей спице в направлении справа-налево.