If you order a dish like tacos or quesadillas, the server will probably ask you if you want corn or flour tortillas. Choose corn, as they're a healthier and lower calorie option. Corn tortillas are made up of whole grain and have much more fiber than their flour tortilla counterpart.  Calorie-wise, corn tortillas tend to be much lower in caloric content. Two flour tortillas come in at almost 300 calories while four corn tortillas contain about 200 calories.  Flour tortillas are also higher in fat, saturated fat, sugar, and sodium than corn tortillas.  However, both flour and corn tortillas are fairly high in carbs, so if you're on a low carb diet it might be best to skip foods that use tortillas altogether. Mexican dishes are usually served with a variety of sauces, salsas, and creams. You also generally get a side dish if you order an entree. When selecting sauces and sides, go for healthier options.  If dishes offer sour cream on the side or as part of the entree, like sour cream in the burrito, see if you can swap sour cream for salsa. Mexican salsa is usually made from uncooked veggies and condiments, making it relatively low in calories and fat.  Pico de gallo is a Mexican salad often used as a garnish made from diced tomatoes, onion, cilantro, and jalapeño. You could ask this as a substitute for sour cream or other heavy cream sauces in a burrito or taco.  When it comes to side dishes, beans and rice can be a healthy choice, but you should stay away from refried beans. These are high in calories and fat. Ask for black beans and, if it's offered, order brown rice or Spanish rice, as such dishes have more nutritional benefits than white rice.  It also might be a good idea to skip the beans and rice altogether as a side. Many Mexican restaurants offer grilled veggies, which are probably your healthiest option for dining out at a Mexican restaurant. Dishes like chile relleno, chimichangas, gorditas, and taquitos are usually deep fried before they're served. This ups the fat and calorie content. It's best to...

TL;DR in Russian:

Выбирайте тортильи из кукурузы. С осторожностью выбирайте соусы и гарниры. Не заказывайте жареную еду. Выбирайте полезные блюда.


If you own a squeegee, it is a great tool for cleaning your mirrors. After each wipe of your squeegie, you should use a microfiber cloth to wipe away any drips.

TL;DR in Russian:

Для протирки зеркал можно использовать резиновый скребок, или стекломой.


If you own your own home, or if your landlord allows subletting, renting out your living space can be a major cost-saver. If you're lucky, you can rent the use of your car as well for an extra charge. Look into house swap arrangements for another alternative. Check your passport and your family's passports early to make sure they won't expire before you return from the sabbatical. Renewing them can take weeks (or expensive fees for quick service). You'll probably also need to acquire a visa for each country you visit, depending on the relations between your country of citizenship and your destination. Contact the nearest consulate representing your destination country, to apply for these visas or find out more. Large banks often have "sister banks" abroad that you can access your account from. Contact your banking representative to set this up before you leave. Let your bank and your credit card company know when you'll be abroad, if possible, as an unexpected expense in a foreign country can sometimes cause them to block the card. Your current health insurance most likely does not cover time spent abroad. Purchase travel insurance for you and your family, or talk to your health care provider about paying for international coverage. Do your research well before you leave, and compare several options for continuing your child's schooling. Young children often adapt to language changes quickly, so you do not necessarily need to limit your search to schools that teach in their native language. Start taking language lessons or listening to audio language lessons as soon as you can, and stick with it. Talk to native speakers or watch films with subtitles as well, since regular conversation is always faster and harder to follow than lessons. Every location has its quirks, dangers, and opportunities. Discovering them is part of the fun, but if you can find out some of them in advance, you can save yourself a lot of headaches. If you don't know anyone who's been personally, join an online travel forum, look for...

TL;DR in Russian:

Сдайте в аренду свою машину и дом. Получите паспорта и визы. Узнайте, как получить доступ к своему банковскому счету. Получите медицинскую страховку. Займитесь школьными вопросами, если у вас имеются дети. Выучите язык, если это необходимо. Поговорите с тем, кто жил там.


If you panic while you’re swimming you are at risk for drowning. Focus on your breathing and your form. If you’re in the deep end of a pool, calmly find your way to the shallow end. If you’re out in a larger body of water, look for something to stand on or something to hold on to.  If you need help calming down, float on your back and focus on breathing deeply. When you panic, you become short of breath. This can make it harder to float. If you aren’t a confident swimmer wear a lifejacket, especially when you’re swimming in large bodies of water. An inexperienced swimmer can usually make it to the edge of the pool, but they might have trouble making it to the shore. Fortunately, you can use the correct dog paddle form when wearing a life jacket.  If you don’t want to wear a lifejacket but still want to be safe, use a Safer Swimmer. This is a small life buoy that attaches to a belt and floats behind you as you swim.  When in doubt, have children wear a life jacket. It’s better to be safe than sorry. Never swim alone. If you have a panic attack in the water or have trouble staying afloat your friend will be able to help you. Try to swim at pools that employ lifeguards. Lifeguards are trained to help you if you’re drowning and to administer basic first aid.  Have a cell phone nearby when you swim just in case you need to call your local emergency number. Always obey pool rules and regulations.

TL;DR in Russian:

Сохраняйте спокойствие. Надевайте спасательный жилет. Будьте осторожны.


If you perform the same action day after day, then your muscles will grow fatigued and overly tired, instead of strengthening. Mix up your physical activities by doing both cardio and weight training. Take a yoga class, do some water exercises, or plan a quick bicycle ride. Creating an exercise schedule will help you meet your health goals while adding variety. For example, on Mondays you might consistently take a yoga class, whereas Fridays are for cycling. Plan your meals around healthy proteins, such as chicken, fish, legumes, soy, milk, and eggs. Eat filling snacks, such as almonds or Greek yogurt, in between meals. Protein helps build muscle tissue.  If you don’t currently have this amount of protein in your diet, it’s not necessary to jump to these levels immediately. Instead, gradually add more proteins into your meals and monitor how your body responds. You can also drink some of your proteins by making healthy shakes using Greek yogurt, milk, and whey powder. Use a milk substitute, like almond or soy milk, if you need to.

TL;DR in Russian:

Выполняйте разные упражнения. Ешьте по 20–30 грамм белка каждые 3 часа.


If you pick something that you're passionate about, then your audience will be able to see and feel your passion. This will also make you much more excited to generate ideas for the speech and to deliver the speech. If you only have a limited amount of options and can't pick anything you're truly passionate about, you should at least pick something that you like or are interested in to make it easier and more enjoyable for you to write and deliver the speech. If you're giving a speech at a professional conference, then it's logical that you would pick a topic that you're an expert on so you can give credibility to your speech. But even if you're not delivering a speech in a professional setting or on a particularly complicated topic, you should still pick something you know a lot about, whether it's baseball or your neighborhood. You can even start by making a list of the things you're knowledgeable about, whether it's your family, career, politics, gardening, pets, or travel.  You don't have to know every single thing about a topic to deliver a great speech. You can pick something that you're knowledgeable about, and can supplement that job with some careful research. If you're picking a subject you're knowledgeable about but know you'll need to research further, make sure the topic is easy to research. If you pick something fairly obscure, then it may be difficult to find more information about it. It could have to do with literature, movies, sports, foreign languages, or even gender relations. Whatever it is, you may even be able to find a theme that carries through a variety of categories, such as "loss of innocence." Make a list of all of your hobbies and interests and see what would make for an engaging speech topic. You may find a large overlap between the things you're interested in and the things you know. If there has been a topic that has been in the news again and again, you can use it as an occasion for a speech. It may be something controversial like gay marriage or gun control, but if the...

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Выберите тему, которая вам интересна. Выберите тему, о которой вы знаете достаточно. Выберите тему, связанную с вашими интересами. Выберите что-нибудь актуальное. Выберите тему, которая связана с вашим личным опытом. Выберите тему, о которой вы можете говорить.


If you pick up the phone as soon as he calls, or if you agree to go on a date with him even if he asks you out just hours before, then he'll start to think that there's nothing exciting in your life besides hanging out with him. If you want the guy to chase you, then he has to feel like you have a lot going on and that you're difficult to get a hold of. Of course, you don't want him to think you're so busy that you can never hang out with him, or he'll get bored, but strike a balance between being busy and being available enough to see him so he stays interested.  If he calls you, don't pick up on the first ring. Better yet, let a few hours go by before you return his call. The same goes for texting. If he shoots you a text, let some time go by before you get back to him, unless it's particularly time sensitive. Once you've established some kind of a relationship and have hooked up a few times, don't be afraid to let him know when you're in the mood when you're apart. You need to call him one day at work and tell him about the naughty things you've been thinking about doing to him. It will make him lust after you until he can get his hands on you. Do this sparingly, at the right moments, and you'll have him wrapped around your little finger. Choose your timing well. You don't want to tell him you're feeling frisky if he's about to head into a job interview or is spending his day with his grandmother. Sure, playing hard to get is great fun, but if you do it too much, he'll start to think that you're too hard to get. You have to back up and give in a little bit, letting him know that you do care about him. Cook him a homemade meal on his birthday. Call him just to say hi. Get two tickets to his favorite team's home game. Do something nice for him to keep him interested, and then pull back again. If you cook him that homemade meal every day, then yeah, he'll start to take you for granted. Find a balance between playing hard to get and giving in every once in a while. You can't always act one way or another. If...

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Не будьте всегда рядом. Будьте немного раскованной. Удивляйте его вашей добротой время от времени. Не рассказывайте ему все сразу же. Не ищите общения с ним так же часто, как и он с вами. Веселитесь с вашими подружками. Будьте непредсказуемы. Помните, что погоня никогда не заканчивается.


If you place it on the ground, floor, a stick will appear anchoring the sign to the ground. Place the sign on a wall and no stick will appear. The sign will also be placed in the direction you're facing; for example, if you're facing in a diagonal direction while placing the sign, it will face that way.  You can place a sign on any of the following items: any block, including fences, glass, other signs, minecart tracks, and even chests (while sneaking). If you place a sign underwater, a water bubble will escape after placement. You can use this air bubble to breathe underwater. Once you place your sign, a text box will appear. This text box has four lines, each of which can hold 15 characters for a grand total of 60 characters. Once you complete the text of the sign, the only way to edit the text is to destroy the sign and place it again. Liquids such as water and lava cannot pass through a space occupied by a sign, making signs particularly useful as a water stopper (if, for example, you encounter an air pocket underwater and want to block off the flow of water).   However, as of the 1.13 Aquatic Update, water physics have changed and will flow in the same block as the sign. Signs can also be used for the arms of a sofa. Craft two steps and place two signs on either side of the steps for a couch or chair.

TL;DR in Russian:

Вы можете поставить табличку, где угодно. Напишите на табличке текст. Табличка не пропускает жидкости.


If you place your stand in front of your house, only a few of your neighbors will see you. Instead, choose a location that gets a lot of foot traffic, so more people will know you're in business. Local parks and beaches are good options, especially on a nice day.  You can also ask your church or a local grocery store if they’ll give you permission to set up your stand by their entrance. Make sure you ask permission before setting up your stand on private property. Make a schedule of local events. If there are street festivals or sporting events, set up your stand nearby.  Think of where people will be warmest and thirstiest. People who've been laying out on the beach or have just played 18 rounds of golf in the sun will be more likely to buy your lemonade.  Be aware of the weather. If the sun if very hot on the day you want to work your stand, make sure to choose a spot with a lot of shade. At the very least, your stand will need to have a good, sturdy table and chair for you to sit in. Make sure you put them on level ground, so your stand doesn’t wobble and spill lemonade all over the place. It’s also a good idea to cover the table with a tablecloth or blanket in a bright color that attracts attention.  Make sure the fabric reaches to the ground in the front of your table. That way, you can store extra supplies underneath the table, but not let your customers see the clutter down there. Set up your pitchers, cups, napkins, and straws in a neat arrangement. The tidier your stand looks, the more people will want to visit. If you’re planning on working at your stand for a long period of time, you want it to be as comfortable as you can make it. Keep water on hand in case you get sick of drinking lemonade for refreshment. You should also put a comfy or soft cushion on your chair to keep your bottom from getting sore. If the weather's hot, keep a battery-powered fan on hand, or fan yourself with a piece of paper.  If you're out there long enough, you might find that the shade moves away and exposes you to the...

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Выберите место. Установите стойку. Сделайте свое рабочее место удобным. Украсьте свою стойку. Сделайте рекламу вашей стойки. Рассказывайте всем о своей лимонадной стойке.


If you plan on asking your girlfriend if she wants to have sex, then you should do it in an intimate setting -- not while you're splitting a cheeseburger. So, if you're ready to have sex, and it turns out that she's ready to have sex, then what does this mean? Condoms. Don't show up at her place, or invite her to yours, knowing that there's a chance you'll have sex without being prepared.  Don't show the condoms to her or creep her out, but have them at your disposal just in case she is ready. Nothing will ruin an intimate moment more than a trip to the drugstore. Once you're prepared for action, you should reach a point where you're intimate with your lady. This means you should take her out, make her feel special, and then get some time alone with her. How intimate do you have to be? This depends on how fast things progress. If you're already in the bedroom and part -- or most -- of your clothes are off, then it is time to ask her for confirmation that she is ready to take things to the next level.  If you're just kissing on the couch and she doesn't make any more moves, it may be too soon to ask. When the time is right, stroke your woman, look into her eyes, and say, "Are you ready?" Don't say, "Wanna have sex?" or "Wanna get it on?" Or she won't take you seriously. Make it clear that you're asking whether or not she's ready for sex, and wait for a response. She'll appreciate that you can be subtle and open at the same time. Obviously, make sure your girl is sober when this decision is made. The worst thing you can do is pressure her into doing something she'll regret later when you're both under the influence. If she says she's ready for sex, then do a private cheer, get your condoms, and get ready to get it on. And if she says she's not ready, respect her decision and let her know that you're perfectly cool with that. Tell her she's worth the wait and that she can take all the time she needs. Be a gentleman. If you get angry or try to pressure her, then she'll be second guessing your relationship right...

TL;DR in Russian:

Подготовьтесь. Займитесь сексом. Спросите девушку, готова ли она. Отреагируйте должным образом.


If you plan on canning and keeping the pineapple jam for a long time, you will have to make an environment that will allow the jam to keep. Sterilize Bottles and Jars for Canning to ensure that the jam won’t spoil after a couple months.  Make sure to use the canning jars that have the rings and the screw-on top. These jars provide an airtight seal and are optimal for canning. If you plan to eat the jam within the next few weeks, you don’t have to bother with the canning process: you can simply pour the jam into a jar and keep it refrigerated. After you have finished making the jam and sterilizing the jars, pour the jam immediately into the sterilized jars. You can use a funnel or measuring cup to transfer the jam from the pot to the jar if you are worried about spilling. Don’t fill up the jars completely. Leave about a ¼ inch (0.6 cm) of space at the top. Because jam is sticky, it can make jars extremely hard to open if it gets stuck on the rim. Before you close the jars, use a clean towel to wipe the rims and remove any excess jam. Place the jars in a large pot of water on the stove. Make sure that the jars are completely covered in water, with at least 2 inches of water above the tops of each jar. Boil them for five minutes, then remove the jars using a pair of tongs.  You should see a small indent at the top of the jars after you take them out of the bath. This means that they are sealed and won’t spoil for about 18 months! Again, you can skip this step if you plan on eating the jam within the next month or so. Let the jars cool on the counter until they reach room temperature. Then store them either on the shelf or in your refrigerator. If you went through the sterilization and canning process, the jam is usually best eaten after two weeks, as it can be a bit runny if eaten in the days following canning.

TL;DR in Russian:

Простерилизуйте банки для консервирования. Разлейте джем по банкам. Протрите ободок банок. Закройте банки и поставьте их в кастрюлю с кипящей водой. Уберите джем на хранение. Джем готов.


If you plan on curing bamboo, you need to collect bamboo first. Understand which seasons are best when it comes to collecting bamboo.  The best time to harvest bamboo is at the end of the dry season in your area. Starch content is at its highest during this season, making parasite and fungal attacks less likely.  If you have a rainy season, avoid harvesting bamboo during this time. In general, bamboo is most susceptible to damage during this season. Use a machete or saw to cut bamboo. Make sure to cut just above the first or second node above the ground. This is the best place to cut bamboo to prevent damage during storage and transportation. Once you've cut bamboo, make sure you transport it properly. Improper transportation techniques can lead to damage.  Carry the bamboo above the ground or transport in a wheelbarrow or truck. Dragging bamboo across the ground can cause damage.  Do not throw bamboo culms on hard ground. This can cause damage. When you reach the storage area, set the bamboo culms down gently. When you harvest bamboo, culms should not be too young or too old. Aim for bamboo poles between 4 and 7 years old for best results.  Bamboo tends to grow in clumps. Poles that are inside the clump are older than those growing outside.  Talk to an experienced bamboo harvester. He or she will be able to tell the age of bamboo by knocking on the culm and observing the different sounds.

TL;DR in Russian:

Срезайте бамбук в сезон. Обрезайте бамбук правильно. Транспортируйте бамбук с осторожностью. Срезайте только зрелые бамбуковые стебли.


If you plan on keeping the fireflies that you have caught, put them in a glass jar so that you can see their light. Mason jars are popular jars to store fireflies is. Do not poke any holes in the jar, as this could dry out the air and possibly cause the firefly to get injured while trying to escape. Remember that fireflies like humid, damp spaces. Only keep a few fireflies in a jar at the same time. This will give the fireflies some room to fly around. Creating a habitat in the jar will help keep the fireflies alive and happy. Put a small piece of apple and a small handful of fresh grass in the jar. The apple will help keep the air in the jar moist, and the grass will give them something to climb on, eat, and hide in. Although it can be tempting to keep fireflies for a long time, it's best to let them grafter a short while. Ideally, you should let fireflies go before bed. If you keep them overnight, be sure to release them the following morning. They need to be in their natural habitat in order to survive, and keeping them in a jar for longer than a day can cause them to die.

TL;DR in Russian:

Держите светлячков в стеклянной банке. Создайте в своей банке подходящую среду обитания для светлячков. Выпустите светлячков в ближайшее время.


If you plan on opening a bar or restaurant that serves alcohol, it's important that you begin the process of obtaining your liquor license as early as possible.  Getting approved for a liquor license takes time - in some places as long as a year. Therefore, it should be one of the first considerations when planning your new business venture. The cost of obtaining your liquor license can vary greatly. In some cases you will only need to pay a few hundred dollars to cover the application fee and taxes.  Unfortunately, due to the license quotas that exist in many towns and cities, you may be required to buy a license from an existing bar, liquor store or restaurant. When this happens, the cost of your obtaining your license could rocket into the thousands of dollars range. When buying a license from another business, make sure to have a lawyer (preferably one who's familiar with liquor licensing) look over the agreement and answer any questions you might have. As explained in Part 1 above, there are usually different licenses for different types of businesses -- for example, running a local tavern will require a different license than opening a liquor store.  Therefore, as part of you application, you will need to write a clear description of the type of business you will be running. You should include information on whether you intend to sell alcohol for consumption on the premises and on the percentage of your total income you expect to come from the sale of alcohol. You should also include information on what type of alcohol you will be serving or selling -- wine, beer, hard liquor or a combination of the three. This is important as some types of alcohol (such as spirits) require a different license than others (such as beer). You can acquire the necessary forms from your local council or ABC agency and the The Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau. In some states you will need to submit an application to both the state and your local town or county.  The application will include details about your...

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Начните как можно раньше. Рассчитайте стоимость. Напишите четкую характеристику типа бизнеса, с которым вы будете работать. Заполните все необходимые формы и предоставьте необходимую документацию. Будьте готовы защищать ваше предложение.


If you plan on printing your brochure, you should design it on your computer first, then print it out. Click here to learn how. If you wish to write and draw on your brochure by hand, then get out your paper and keep on reading! Heavier paper, such as cardstock will look nicer, but you can use other types of paper too. Most people make the cover on the front of the left side panel, but you can make it on the right instead. When you fold the brochure back up, fold the side with the cover last so that it ends up on top.

TL;DR in Russian:

Возьмите лист бумаги формата А4. Занесите в буклет необходимую информацию так, как это было задумано.


If you plan on refilling your empty water bottle to drink from it again, using a BPA-free bottle is your safest bet. Water bottles are made from a variety of plastics, and these plastics, like BPA, can leach. Exposure to BPA has been linked with diabetes and cardiovascular disease in humans. A more suitable alternative for a refillable water bottle would be a stainless steel or glass bottle. These do not leach. A bottle meant for reuse will typically have a wide opening that will allow you to clean the bottle easily. Refrain from drinking from a refilled, disposable plastic water bottle. Disposable plastic bottles are hard to clean, so they can easily host bacterial growth. They also contain chemicals which could cause cancer or reproductive health problems. You should use hot soapy water to clean your bottle. Do this at least every two days to minimize bacterial contamination. As long as you clean your bottle, you should not have to worry about chemicals from a non-BPA bottle leaching into your water. Let your bottle air dry. You can also use a dishwasher to dry your refillable water bottle as long as the bottle does not contain BPA, since heat will increase the rate at which chemicals leach from the plastic.

TL;DR in Russian:

Используйте бутылки, в составе которых нет бисфенола А. Определите, предназначена ли бутылка для повторного использования. Тщательно вымойте бутылку. Высушите бутылку.


If you plan on sending and receiving text messages on your unlocked cell phone, you will need to program your carrier's text message service center number into your messaging settings.  Contact your GSM carrier directly or perform an Internet search to locate the correct text message service center number for your carrier. If ATT is your carrier, the text message service center number is +1-312-314-9810. If T-Mobile is your carrier, the text message service center number will be +1-206-313-0004. Refer to your manual to determine where the text message service center number can be modified from within your cell phone. In most cases, you can navigate to your messaging folder and select "Settings" or "Message Settings," then choose the "Text Messaging" settings folder to locate your messaging service center number. This will allow you to determine if you efficiently modified your text message settings and used the correct text messaging service center number.  Send a text message to your own phone number from your unlocked cell phone. If you successfully receive the message, your text message settings are correct; however, if your message failed to send and you received an error message, you will need to contact your GSM carrier. Contact your GSM carrier and explain that you cannot send or receive text messages. Your carrier may be able to send you an over-the-air (OTA) update with the correct text messaging settings or walk you through steps to correct the error.

TL;DR in Russian:

Узнайте номер сервисного центра текстовых сообщений вашего оператора. Измените в своем телефоне номер сервисного центра текстовых сообщений. Проверьте возможность отправки сообщений.


If you plan on spending the rest of your life with someone, you want to find a partner who shares your fundamental outlook on life. What are your most uncompromising, unchanging beliefs? Some examples might be:  You want a big family vs. you don’t want kids How to raise children Religious beliefs Feelings about marriage and/or divorce How you approach conflicts and problem-solving You’re never going to find anybody who matches your entire partner wish-list perfectly, so you have to be realistic about what the most important characteristics you’re looking for are. Prioritize the things you’re looking for in a relationship and figure out what the five most important elements are. Some examples might be:  Sense of humor Good-looking Shares your taste in music or other hobbies Enjoys/avoids outdoor activities Financial stability Regardless of how great a romantic partner you find, you’ll never be happy in a relationship until you can be happy with yourself. You’ll also have a better idea of what you want and need in a partner if you’re the best version of yourself that you can possibly be, and you’re happy with it. Though it’s good to know what you want in a relationship, don’t close yourself off to potential partners just because they don’t fit with some preconceived idea you wrote down on a piece of paper. Admit that you’re never going to find someone who meets your entire checklist, and just be open to spending time with the people you feel a connection with.

TL;DR in Russian:

Составьте список своих основных ценностей. Составьте список обязательных качеств партнера. Научитесь быть довольным собой. Игнорируйте составленные списки.


If you plan on trying to have sex, or even talking about having sex with your girl, then you should be prepared with some condoms in case the mood strikes her. This doesn't mean that you should flash the condoms or make her feel uncomfortable, but it does mean that you should have some backup just in case things do go in a favorable direction. If she wants to have sex and you have to run out to the drugstore for some condoms, this may make your first sexual experience fall flat. . If you want your girl to have sex with you, then you have to be a master kisser. Even if you've been kissing for a while, you should still know how to kiss her in a variety of ways and make your kisses feel fresh. Don't overwhelm her and grope her the second you lock lips. Instead, take it slow, grazing your lips as you touch her hair or stroke her face.  Take breaks from kissing so she has time to come up for air and want you even more. You are not very likely to have sex with your girlfriend if all you've done is kiss. It takes a bit longer for things to reach a natural progression. If you really want to make your girlfriend want you, then you shouldn't act like a sexual beast, moving rapidly from kissing to touching, to ripping off your clothes and practically levitating into the bedroom. Instead, you should kiss your girlfriend for a few seconds, then hold back, stroke her, and talk to her. Repeat this move a few times and wait for her to go wild.  Why does playing hard to get work? Because this will make your girlfriend feel like you like her, but that you're in control of your desires and aren't desperate to get your hands all over her -- even if you are. This move will make her want to be the one who asks for more. If you want to turn on your girlfriend, you can start thinking about doing more than just kissing. Begin by lightly caressing her arms, the back of her head and hair, and then, as things progress, stroke her breasts under her shirt or wait for her to touch you. If your clothes are off or partly off, you can kiss...

TL;DR in Russian:

Будьте готовы. Целуйте ее Действуйте постепенно Прикоснитесь к ней Никогда Уважайте ее желания. Будьте проницательны.


If you plan on using matte nail polish often, consider making an entire bottle. This way, you won't have to mix the ingredients every time. Here's a list of what you will need:  Nail polish Cornstarch, matte eyeshadow, mica, or cosmetic pigment powder Tightly-woven sifter (for cornstarch) Toothpick (for eyeshadow) 2 inch by 2 inch (5.08 centimeters) square of paper Nail polish 2 – 3 ball bearings (optional) Small cup or dish Make sure that the bottle you are using is only partly-full. Do not use a full bottle, or the powders you will be using will cause it to overflow.  If you want to make a matte topcoat, you will need clear nail polish and cornstarch/cornflour. You can apply this topcoat over any manicure to make it matte. If you want to make regular matte nail polish, you will need a solid-colored polish and cornstarch or cornflour. If you want to make a custom color, you will need a clear nail polish. You will also need matte eyeshadow, skin-safe mica powder, or cosmetic pigment powder into it. Adding some cornstarch will help make the finish even more matte. Whatever powder you choose to use, it needs to be very fine. Any clumps in the powder will make your polish lumpy. If you are working with cornstarch or cornflour, pour it through a sifter into a small container. If you are working with eyeshadow, scrape it out of its pan first, and then smash it up using the end of a pencil or brush. Mica powders and pigment powders should already be fine and not have any clumps.  You will need only a few pinches of cornstarch or cornflour. If you are using eyeshadow, plan on using an entire pan per ½ bottle of polish. This will give the pigments and powders you used to dissolve into the polish and make it more smooth and less clumpy. Topcoats are typically glossy, so using one over your matte manicure will take away the effect. Try and see if you can find a matte one to match your polish.

TL;DR in Russian:

Соберите все необходимое. Выберите подходящий вам лак и порошок, который будете использовать. Подготовьте порошок. Оставьте лак настояться в течение 24 часов перед дальнейшим использованием. Будьте осторожны при использовании топовых покрытий для ногтей.


If you plan on working with more than one color, choose one. You will want to have only one bottle open at one time. If you leave a bottle of nail polish sitting open for too long, the polish will begin to dry out and thicken. This is in case the nail polish spills and makes a mess. This will warm up the bottle and remove any clumping of the paint. It will also help mix the pigments together. Place the bottle on the flat surface and hold it. You will be less likely to drop the bottle or spill the nail polish inside. Avoid opening the bottle over your lap or in mid-air.

TL;DR in Russian:

Определитесь с цветом лака, который вы хотите использовать. Найдите чистую и ровную поверхность, на которой можно безопасно открыть лак. Переверните флакон вверх дном и покатайте его между ладонями примерно 25 секунд.


If you plan to do a knot-out, it is recommended that you let the hair air dry on its own. Placing a shower cap over the Bantu knots overnight can create a humid, steamy environment for your hair, though, which can help set the style naturally.  Using a shower cap creates a type of "greenhouse effect," allowing your hair to dry as slowly as possible while retaining enough moisture to prevent them from losing form. After you remove the shower cap, your hair will still feel slightly damp. Let it continue air drying for about 15 minutes before pressing forward. If you need to set and dry your hair in a hurry, the next best option is to sit under a bonnet dryer and let your hair dry under the warm, steady heat for 30 to 60 minutes.  Keep in mind that you will likely need about an hour for your hair to dry. Long or thick hair may take even longer to dry. It's normal for your roots to stay damp, as the hair is coiled around them. Do not blow dry knots. This will cause them to become far too frizzy when you take them down. A light mist of hairspray or oil can help prevent flyaway hair while giving your hair a subtle, healthy-looking shine. At this point, the Bantu knot-out is ready to sport around town.

TL;DR in Russian:

Наденьте на голову шапочку для душа на всю ночь. Как альтернативу можно использовать сушуар. Сбрызните лаком для волос или похожим средством по необходимости.


If you plan to drive a significant distance, take your car to the dealership or a mechanic before your trip. It’s better to find out about a problem before you leave than to run into unexpected car trouble in the middle of your trip. If necessary, repair or replace anything as needed. Don’t neglect the heat and air conditioning. You’ll want to make sure that you can keep your car at a comfortable temperature for your baby. You don’t want your baby staring into direct sunlight, so buy sun shades to mount on the car windows. When you drive, you can watch to make sure that your baby’s face and eyes are shielded from the sun. Make sure there are no sharp objects in the vicinity of your infant’s car seat, whether the infant could reach them or not. If you brake suddenly, turn sharply, or get into an accident, these objects could be dangerous. Cover any metal objects in your baby’s reach, as they could heat up in the sun and burn your baby. It can be convenient to buy a portable mirror and set it up so that you can see your baby clearly from the front seat of the car. You’ll be able to check on your infant more easily, and he or she will also be able to see you. A few brightly colored removable images might keep your baby occupied during the trip. Just take care not to choose anything so large that it interferes with your ability to see. Safety is most important. If you will be traveling at night, consider bringing a source of soft light so that your baby doesn’t get scared. Choose a light that is not so bright as to interfere with your driving. Starting your trip with a full tank of fuel will save you an additional stop. In addition, you’ll expose your infant to fewer fumes from fuel evaporation.

TL;DR in Russian:

Произведите технический осмотр машины. Купите съемные экраны от солнца. Уберите опасные предметы. Рассмотрите вариант приобретения зеркала. Украсьте окна. Убедитесь, что у вас есть источник света в машине. Заправьте машину.


If you plan to live solely off income from your business, consider your profit margin and the amount of sales you generally make in a year. You will want to reinvest some of your income into developing your business, so when you take that amount out, is the remaining profit enough to sustain your lifestyle? For example, like above, your business netted $30,000 in cash after $100,000 in sales. If you use $15,000 of the profit to reinvest in your business (and potentially pay off loans), you have $15,000 left over. Another useful aspect of knowing your profit margin is comparing it to similar businesses to determine where you stand. If you are applying for a loan, the bank will likely tell you what kind of profit margin they expect for your size and/or business type. If you are a larger company with competitors, you can likely research those companies and learn their profit margins to compare them to yours.  Say that Company 1 has revenue of $500,000 and total expenses of $230,000. This would give it a profit margin of 54%. Assume that Company 2 has revenue of $1,000,000 and total expenses of $580,000. This means that Company 2's profit margin is 42%. Company 1 has a better profit margin, even though Company 2 makes double of what Company 1 does and has a higher net profit. Companies have widely varied profit margins based on their size and industry. It is best to compare two or more companies in the same industry and with similar revenues in order to make the most of the comparison.  For example, the airline industry averages around only 3% profit margins, while technology and software companies average in the 20% margin range.  When comparing your company, also consider size to ensure your comparison is meaningful. You can change your profit margin percentage by making more revenue (such as by increasing the price of your products or selling more of them), or by reducing the expenses associated with your business. Also, even if your profit margin remains the same, if you increase your total revenue and...

TL;DR in Russian:

Оцените, соответствует ли значение рентабельности тому, что необходимо вашему бизнесу. Сравните показатель рентабельности своей компании с показателями рентабельности других сопоставимых компаний. При сравнении показателей рентабельности не стоит "сравнивать вилки с бутылками". При необходимости постарайтесь улучшить показатель рентабельности своей компании.


If you plan to swim a lot, a good swim cap is a worthwhile investment. Look for a silicone swim cap that is lightweight, breathable, and comfortable on your head. A good cap shouldn’t snag your hair or cause headaches from wear. To get the most from your cap, be sure that all your hair is tucked underneath it before you enter the pool. Before you get in the pool, wet your hair completely with clean water from the shower. This may minimize the amount of chlorinated water your hair is able to absorb once you get in the pool. Many pools have showers in the locker rooms or outside near the swimming area that you can use before and after you swim. Since oil is hydrophobic (water-fearing), it will help repel chlorinated water from your hair. Liberally apply a hair oil from scalp to tip before you swim. To get the most out of the oil, use it under a swim cap. If you don’t have a hair oil, you can use olive oil, coconut oil, avocado oil, or jojoba oil. Even if you don’t take a full shower in the locker room after swimming, at least rinse your hair. This will kickstart the process of removing chlorine and help prevent the long-term buildup of pool chemicals in your hair.

TL;DR in Russian:

Надевайте шапочку для плавания. Смочите волосы чистой водой. Перед купанием смажьте волосы маслом. Ополосните волосы сразу после купания.


If you plan to use a filter, either insert it now or leave a tobacco-less space to slip it in later. Make the space exactly as long as the filter. You have several filter options:  Buy a bag of fresh cellulose cigarette filters. You can find these online, at smoke shops, and at certain marijuana dispensaries. These are essentially the same filters that you'd find on a store-bought cigarette.  Remove the filter from a store-bought cigarette. If you have store-bought filter cigarettes around, and you don't want to smoke them—or if you just want to practice rolling—you can carefully tear the paper and remove the filter. Lay this filter into your rolled cigarette. Make your own rough filter. First, tear a thin strip of sturdy paper from an index card or business card. Fold it three times to make a pleat, and roll the rest of the unfolded filter around the folded. It should look like a "W" encircled. Make sure that that the folded filter will fit smoothly into the cigarette; you may need to adjust it several times. Keep in mind that this homemade filter will only block the largest particulate matter from entering your lungs. When the cigarette is full of tobacco, it is ready to roll. Keep holding the paper in the same hand, but grasp the other end in the same way—between your middle finger and thumb. Lift your stabilizing index finger from the paper; you no longer need its support. The paper should rest between the thumb and middle finger of both hands. The tobacco should be evenly spread, except at the very tip where your index finger was. Your fingers should form a fairly straight line from one end of the cigarette to the other. Use your thumbs to hold the unrolled cigarette slightly below the underside of your middle fingers. The contour of the fingers should suggest the shape of the cigarette.

TL;DR in Russian:

Вложите фильтр или оставьте для него место. Возьмите листок за оба конца. Соедините средние пальцы, чтобы надежнее захватить будущую сигарету.


If you plan to use wood chips with your gas grill, submerge 2 cups (500 ml) in a bowl of water. Let the chips soak for 30 minutes.  Only use wood chips if your grill has a separate smoker box or smoker pouch. Do not worry about wood chips if your grill does not have a smoker attachment. Only use untreated wood chips. If using pre-soaked wood chips instead of dry ones, you can skip this step. Mesquite and alder wood chips are both good choices for smoked potatoes. Turn on all the burners of your grill, setting them to high heat. Wait until the burners are fully preheated before continuing. If there is no light or indicator to let you know when the burners have preheated, wait at least 10 minutes before moving onto the next step. Switch off the center burners, then place a drip pan in the center of the grill over the burners you just turned off. If your grill only has two burners, turn one off and place a drip pan over that burner. Reduce the heat of the remaining burners to medium or medium-low. Wait approximately 10 minutes for the temperature inside the grill to drop. If the grill has a thermometer inside or on the lid, wait for the internal temperature to read 250 degrees Fahrenheit (130 degrees Celsius) before proceeding. If your grill has a smoker attachment, fill it with your soaked wood chips now. Continue preheating the grill until you see smoke coming from the attachment. Pierce each potato several times with a metal fork, the season with melted butter, salt, and pepper.  Pierce each potato 8 to 12 times, spacing the holes evenly around the surface. Doing this lets steam and pressure escape from the potato during the cooking process. Brush enough melted butter over each potato to completely coat the surface. Use as much salt and pepper as desired to satisfy your own tastes. Arrange the prepared potatoes over the drip tray placed in your prepared grill, keeping them in a single layer.  Try to keep 1 inch (2.5 cm) of space between them, if not more. Good air circulation will result in better cooking....

TL;DR in Russian:

Замочите щепки при желании. Включите газ на полную мощность. Выключите центр горелки, затем положите в это место поддон. Уменьшите огонь под оставшейся горелкой до среднего. Расположите предварительно намоченные щепки в специальное отделение гриля. Подготовьте картофель. Расположите картофелины в один ряд на предварительно подготовленном поддоне. Закройте гриль и коптите от часа до часа четверти. Достаньте картофелины из гриля.


If you planted three year old seedlings, your cranberry plant may by producing fruit by the following autumn. But if you planted one year old cuttings, you may need to wait three or four years before your plant produces fruit.  Once your plant is producing fruit, you can harvest the berries in September and October of each year. When the berries are ripe they will be be bright or dark red in color (depending on the variety) and the seeds inside will be brown. Although commercial growers harvest cranberries by flooding the fields in order to make the cranberries float (and therefore easier to collect), this is not necessary for home growers. The cranberries can simply be picked off the plants by hand. It is important that you harvest all of the fruit before the first hard winter frost, as cranberries cannot withstand temperatures below 30 °F (−1 °C). Once harvested, cranberries will stay fresh for up to two months when stored in an airtight container in the refrigerator -- this is much longer than most fruits. Cooked cranberries (or cranberry sauce) will last in the refrigerator for up to a month, while dried cranberries (which have a similar texture to raisins) will keep for up to a year. It is important to protect your cranberry plants over the winter months to prevent them from freezing and drying out. You can do this by covering the cranberry plot with an opaque white plastic mulch before winter sets in.  You can uncover the cranberry plants in springtime (around April 1st) but you should be prepared to cover them on any night when frost is expected, as a frosty night could kill any new shoots and prevent fruit from growing that year. Never cover your cranberry plants with clear or black plastic, however, as this can raise the temperature of the bed and potentially kill the plants. Do not cover the plants with pine needles or leaves, as these might reduce the number of flowers and fruits that the plant produces the next year.

TL;DR in Russian:

Соберите урожай клюквы. Храните ягоды. Защитите клюкву зимой.


If you prefer a stronger, more concentrated taste, stick with only 2 cups (500 milliliters) of filtered water. If you are unaccustomed to the taste of wheatgrass, however, or if you find it overpowering, dilute the juice more by using 3 cups (750 milliliters) of water instead. If you like, you can substitute the water with fresh-squeezed orange juice or coconut juice instead. This can give the wheatgrass shot you'll be preparing a bit more flavor. Blending for about 60 seconds should suffice. You should be left with an emerald green juice with chunks of pulp floating at the surface. Note that the grass may get tangled around the blades of the blender if the blades of grass are too long. This will not be an issue in most cases, and you can simply clean the blades of your blender after you finish getting the juice out. Pay attention to possible signs of trouble, though, like a slowing blade or the sounds of a struggling motor. If you suspect that the wheatgrass is clogging your blender, you may need to fish out the wayward wheatgrass before you continue blending. The strainer should have fine gaps, and it should be no larger than the mouth of the bowl you place it over. The cheesecloth should be large enough to hang over the sides of your strainer. Most of the liquid should flow through without much effort on your part. This juice should also flow through the cheesecloth and into the container. Continue pressing down on the wheatgrass until no more juice comes out. The lemon is only optional, but it enhances the flavor of the wheatgrass while preserving the juice a little longer. Mix with a spatula or spoon to combine. This can be especially useful if you stick to water instead of using juice for your blended mix. Serve it chilled or with ice. Wheatgrass can be best enjoyed in shot form.

TL;DR in Russian:

Положите 1/2 стакана (113 грамм) накрошенного пырея в блендер с 2-3 стаканами (500 - 750 мл. Смешайте пырей и воду вместе на самой высокой скорости. Положите сито на чистую стеклянную миску. Выложите сито марлей. Вылейте пырей с блендера в марлю и сито. Используя резиновую лопаточку, надавите на мякоть пырея, чтобы выжать дополнительный сок. Выжмите сок половины лимона в миску с соком пырея. Перелейте сок из емкости в стаканы, чтобы наслаждаться.


If you prefer an all-natural tile cleaner, add 1 cup of baking soda (180 g) to a bowl. Drizzle in just enough white vinegar to create a thick paste. It’s normal for the mixture to fizz when you combine the ingredients. Once the baking soda and vinegar mixture stops fizzing, apply it the dirty tile with a damp sponge. Allow the mixture to sit on the surface for at least 15 minutes so it has time to break down the soap scum. You may want to leave the baking soda paste on the tile for up to a half hour if the soap scum is particularly thick. After you’ve allowed the baking soda paste to sit on the tile for at least 15 minutes, wet a clean, non-abrasive sponge and wipe it away. Next, use a spray bottle filled with warm water to thoroughly rinse the tile so it’s completely clean. If there are some areas where the soap scum hasn’t come off, you can scrub them with a soft-bristled brush. When the tile is completely clean, use a clean towel or cloth to wipe down the surface. It’s important to dry the tile completely if you want to keep the surface free of soap scum and mildew.

TL;DR in Russian:

Смешайте пищевую соду и уксус. Нанесите смесь на плитку и оставьте на некоторое время. Вытрите смесь губкой и сполосните плитку. Высушите плитку.


If you prefer your spread to be chunky or don't mind a little grittiness, then you can skip this step. Otherwise, hold a fine sieve over a bowl and carefully pour the mixture through (you might want to get someone to hold the sieve so you don't spill any of the delicious spread). If your spread seems to thick, you can add a little extra oil to make it more spreadable. Allow the spread to completely cool to room temperature before covering.  Store in the refrigerator or on the counter at room-temperature. It may last longer in the refrigerator, but may need to be warmed before use to get the right consistency.  If you live in a warmer climate, store it in the refrigerator. Consider pouring the spread into several small jars and giving them as gifts to your friends.

TL;DR in Russian:

Процедите смесь, если хотите получить супер-нежную и однородную пасту. Перелейте теплую шоколадно-ореховую пасту в банку для хранения.


If you prefer, you can also use cinnamon or clove oil.  The scented cones are ready to decorate your house or to give as gifts. Alternatively, put pine cones in a plastic bag with several drops of cinnamon or clove oil or Christmas essential oil. Seal the pine cones in the bag for 2 to 7 days, after which the cones will be ready.

TL;DR in Russian:

Смешайте в пульверизаторе Рождественское эфирное масло с водой. Опрыскайте сосновые шишки душистой водой и запечатайте в полиэтиленовый пакет. Вытащите шишки по истечении 24 часов. Готово.


If you publish a book of poetry, short stories, or a novel, it's important to give any original periodicals or other publications credit for first breaking your work into the public. Typically, you'll find the book's individual pieces listed according to the individual magazines they first appeared in, in alphabetical order. More personal thanks are generally included after the formal addressing of other publications.  Like an academic publication, it's also important to remember to address any financial support you received during the publication of your book. If you received any artist residencies, grants, or fellowships while working on your book, you need to list them in the acknowledgments. Use your writing skills to approach the acknowledgment creatively. Authors like Lemony Snicket, Neil Gaiman, J.D. Salinger, and others have used the form for witty and usually-self deprecating anecdotes about the friends and cohorts they choose to thank. Music acknowledgment pages are some of the most fun to write, if your band is still producing physical copies of your music. The stakes are low and the tone can be irreverent. Use the page to thank:  Friends and family Other bands who helped you along the way, lending gear or instruments Recording engineers and label folk Musical inspirations It could be an awkward situation for someone to be thanked in public for something, especially in a book or other publication, so it's a good idea to write them an individual thank-you note of a more personal nature. By doing this, you can feel free to make as long as you want, before publishing or reading the more truncated public version aloud. In the letter, explain your desire to thank them and explain the publication or event at which you'd like to thank them. Express your gratitude for their assistance and encourage them to get in touch to approve your acknowledgment. More often than not, they'll be flattered. It would be a weird thing to misspell the name of a supposedly integral person in your success, or mispronounce the...

TL;DR in Russian:

Отпустите свое воображение на волю, если вы пишете страничку благодарности для литературного произведения. Публично поблагодарите своих друзей во время выступления или интервью, если вы музыкант. Лично свяжитесь с теми, кого вы собираетесь публично благодарить. Не ленитесь проверять и перепроверять свой список, выверяя и написание, и произношение имен.


If you puncture your battery while removing it, or notice any discharge that may indicate a puncture, call professionals right away. Call somewhere like a Best Buy or Apple Store for guidance. Punctured batteries can explode and cause fire hazards, so they should not be handled without professional help. If you notice your battery is swollen, unplug your device if it's plugged in and immediately remove the battery. You should never charge a swollen battery as this could result in an explosion. Many areas have electronic recycling centers that accept old electronic supplies for recycling. While you may prefer to recycle your waste, unfortunately swollen batteries are not safe to recycle as they cannot be reused. Be extremely cautious when handling swollen batteries. Never handle batteries with sharp objects, as you risk puncturing the batteries. Never try to force a swollen battery out of a device if it's stuck. If you're unsure how to remove a swollen battery, err on the side of caution and seek help from a professional.

TL;DR in Russian:

В случае прокола батареи обратитесь к специалисту. Не пытайтесь зарядить вздутую батарею. Не выбрасывайте вздутые батареи. Обращайтесь со вздутыми батареями с максимальной осторожностью.


If you purchase a new grape plant, you will likely find that it has a dense root system and many shoots rising out from the top. Immediately before transplanting the plant into your garden, you should cut the shoots off, only leaving the strongest intact. Look at the buds on your remaining shoot. Count off the lowest three buds, and cut the shoot back just above the third bud. After you transplant the grapevine, new green shoots will begin to form. Once these shoots reach a length between 8 and 12 inches (20.3 and 30.5 cm), choose the best one and remove all the other shoots. The shoot should be strong and nearly upright, and it should also come directly out of your original stem. Do not choose a shoot coming out of the underground root system. Support your remaining shoot by tying it to a stake or fence. Tie both the top and bottom of the shoot.  Throughout this first summer, continue tying your shoot to its support system, keeping it as straight as possible. This shoot will act as the permanent trunk of your grapevine and will last throughout the duration of the vine's life.

TL;DR in Russian:

Укоротите побеги. Сократите число почек. Удалите все побеги кроме одного, после того как начнут расти новые. Закрепите свой главный росток.


If you purchased a cantaloupe instead of harvesting one from your own garden, first verify that no part of the actual stem is on the melon. If it is, you should give up on that cantaloupe now, since it suggests that the melon was harvested before it was able to fully mature on the vine. A cantaloupe like that will never ripen.  Also check the rind around the stem end of the cantaloupe. If there are any tears in the rind, those could also suggest that the fruit was picked too early. Make sure that the stem end is slightly indented since this indicates that it was easily plucked off the vine. If the stem end protrudes, that could be another sign of a premature harvest. You should also avoid cantaloupe when the stem end has notably soft, moist spots around it. That could suggest that the fruit is actually over-ripe. The rind should be covered with a thick, coarse netting that appears well-defined over the entire surface of the melon. That netting can, however, stand out more easily on some areas than it does in others. Do not expect it to be perfectly uniform throughout. If you did not harvest the fruit yourself and are growing it from a second party, check the color of the rind before you make a purchase. The rind should be tinted gold, yellow, or tan. A green-tinted rind indicates that the fruit is unripe. Gently press on the blossom end of the cantaloupe. When you do, it should yield slightly. If it feels hard, you should allow the melon to ripen at room temperature for another day or so.  On the other hand, if the cantaloupe yields too much or feels mushy, the fruit is likely over-ripe. Similarly, you should pick up the melon as you check it over, as well. When ripe, the cantaloupe will feel heavy for its size. Take a whiff of the fruit at its blossom end, rather than at the stem end. The "button" of the fruit should be just below your nose as you inhale, and you should be able to sense the familiar fragrance of a ripe cantaloupe when you breathe in.  If you cannot smell anything yet, try ripening the...

TL;DR in Russian:

Проверьте плодоножку. Проверьте наличие сетки на кожуре. Обратите внимание на цвет. Положитесь на свои ощущения. Понюхайте дыню. <finished>


If you push your fingers into it and they leave a dent, then the mango is ready to eat. Use the same method as you would to tell if an avocado or pear is ripe. If you touch the mango and it remains firm, then leave it out for a few days until it's ready. If you eat a mango that isn't ripe, it'll taste hard and bitter, and you don't want to waste a good mango, especially because they can get expensive. The mango should be clean even if you plan on peeling the skin. To cube or slice your mango, you'll need a knife, a cutting board, and a bowl for your mango cubes or slices.

TL;DR in Russian:

Убедитесь, что манго спелое. Помойте манго. Возьмите необходимые предметы.


If you put low-quality files into your editing software, it's not going to sound good when you start trying to take stuff out. It's important to start with .wav or .flac files and work from there. The results will be a lot more clear than you'll get from a super-compressed .mp3 file. Stereo tracks all have two separate channels, with the instruments and vocals spread across them. Bass, guitar, and other channels will typically be pushed to one side or the other, while vocals are normally placed in the "center channel." This is done to make them sound "centered." To isolate them, you'll split this center channel and invert one of them.  How can you tell where the vocals are? Just listen in good-quality headphones. If the vocals seem to be coming out of both channels simultaneously, they're mixed in the center. If not, they're to the side that you hear the vocals coming from. Some styles of music and specific recordings will have different balances between channels. If the vocals are shifted to one channel or the other instead of "centered," it's much easier to remove them. Songs with a lot of effects may be quite difficult to separate and invert. There may be a little echo of the vocals that will be difficult to remove. You can do this basic process in any editing software that allows you to invert tracks for a particular channel. While the exact location of the tool for each will vary slightly, the basic process is the same for the following programs:  Audacity Pro Tools Ableton Reason In most programs, you can break a high quality sound file recorded in stereo into the two tracks. You should see a black arrow next to the track title, which you can click and select, "Split Stereo Track." You should then have the separate channels to work with individually. Since they both have vocals embedded in the tracks, select either one. Double-click to select the entire track if you want to remove the vocals on the entire song. Once you've selected the track, invert it using the "Effect" function and selecting "Invert."...

TL;DR in Russian:

Начните с высококачественных аудиодорожек. Найдите вокал в миксе. Импортируйте аудио в программное обеспечение для редактирования по своему усмотрению. Разбейте каналы на отдельные дорожки. Выберите один из каналов для инвертирования. Инвертируйте канал. Преобразуйте файл снова в моно.


If you put yourself in control of a sexual situation, you will feel confident inwardly and appear confident outwardly. A woman who knows what she wants and isn't shy about taking the lead is timelessly attractive. Approach someone at a bar, and ask to dance. Wink your eye at your hot new neighbor. Send a naughty text to your long-term partner to build up desire before a night of steamy sex. Expressing your likes and dislikes during sex can result in greater sexual satisfaction for you. Nonverbal communication, such as moaning, body movements, and facial expressions, had an impact on one's sexual self-esteem and satisfaction. However, verbalizing phrases like "Yes, right there" can further guide your partner to pleasuring you better. Does talking about what you like make you uncomfortable? You're not the only one. Try this strategy. Hold out your palm and have your partner swirl a finger in a circle on your palm. Tell your partner what you like about this sensation and what you would like to continue. Once you have completed this exercise, try the technique in the midst of a sexual encounter and see if it helps you become more vocal about your desires. Remember, communicating desires goes both ways. Being a better sexual partner can actually improve your sexual confidence as well, so, be sure to take the time to teach and learn. Just as you are verbally and nonverbally telling your partner what you like, you should pay attention to what he or she responds to and make changes as need to enhance the experience for the both of you. Even if your partner makes a critical comment use the information constructively to improve your skill. Those with the best sex lives are the ones who discuss the experience once it's over. As you cuddle with your partner after, talk about what you liked and what felt good. Instead of talking about what wasn't so successful, simply use more direction next time you are in the act with your partner.

TL;DR in Russian:

Берите на себя инициативу. Говорите о своих желаниях. Слушайте партнера и реагируйте на его обратную связь. Проанализируйте впечатления после полового акта.


If you really have a fly problem, put flypaper in your room to keep the flies away. Though it won't look pretty, it will definitely get the job done. Hang it in the sunshine and away from any wind for it to be most effective. Place fly traps outside your window or out in your yard to catch the pesky creatures. Don't install them in your room, though -- they can be quite smelly and the odor will quickly overwhelm your abode. The water in the bags will reflect light and will make the flies become disoriented and unable to enter your home. If you've noticed a spider or two in the corner of your room or hanging from the ceiling near your window, live and let live. As long as the spiders aren't dangerous, they will help kill flies and keep you and your room safe from these pesky creatures. The next time you see a spider in your room, ask yourself if you really need to kill it. If you see fly, you can use the swatter to put it out of its misery. Just position the head of the swatter over the fly and use your wrist to flick the swatter over the insect. Though it's not a good long-term solution, it'll work great if a fly approaches you, or if you see a fly coming into your room without being invited.

TL;DR in Russian:

Используйте ленты-липучки. Используйте ловушки для мух. Повесьте чистые пластиковые пакеты, наполовину заполненной водой, рядом с дверями и окнами. Используйте пауков. Используйте мухобойки.


If you really have severe armpit odor and have tried every natural treatment you can to eliminate it, then it may be time to see a doctor. A doctor can not only prescribe a stronger antiperspirant and give you sound advice, but he can also discuss a number of more extreme options with you. Here are some treatments you can discuss:  An outpatient surgical procedure called superficial liposuction curettage can remove your sweat glands by suctioning out subcutaneous through small cuts in your skin. Open surgery that can include cutting or shaving the subcutaneous tissue that may remove some of the skin along with it. This is riskier, but the results last longer. Shaving your armpits will make it tougher for the bacteria in your armpits to find a cozy place to settle. If you're really committed to stopping underarm odor, shave your armpits every time you shower, or at least as often as you can. Mix 1 teaspoon of hydrogen peroxide and 1 cup of water. Wet a washcloth with this solution and wipe it on the affected area. This should destroy some of the bacteria under your arms. Tobacco is another guilty pleasure that is known to cause body and underarm odor. Use a washcloth to absorb the witch hazel or white vinegar and wipe down your armpits. This will change the pH of your skin so the bacteria can't grow. Get special bath gloves. Use a body wash and scrub with the hand gloves. When you've finished your shower, dry yourself properly with a towel. Use alum rock under your arms. Make sure to apply properly. When finished, apply a layer of oil on top such as coconut oil, just for fragrance.

TL;DR in Russian:

Обратитесь к врачу. Брейте подмышки Используйте домашний раствор перекиси водорода. Избегайте табака. Нанесите на подмышки экстракт гамамелиса или белый уксус. Используйте квасцы алюминия.


If you really like this boy, tell him that. Figure out what you want this note to achieve. Do you want him to give you his number so you can text him? Ask for his number in your note. Do you want to hang out with him after school? Ask him to come over to your house to watch a movie. Figure out what you want to achieve with your note and writing it will become so much easier.  Be honest with yourself as well. Don't tell him it's okay if he doesn't like you, you're okay with just being friends if that's not true. Make sure whatever you put in your note is truthful, otherwise you're starting off on the wrong foot. It’s also okay to say you don’t know what to say. Telling him “I don’t know how to tell you this, but I really like you” is very endearing and he’ll be flattered that you were even brave enough to try. There’s no right way to tell someone you like them, so you can feel free to be as creative as you want. Try writing a poem to let him know how you feel.  Your poem doesn’t have to rhyme if you don’t want it to. There are many different types and lengths of poems, so fool around and see which one feels right for you. If all else fails, go back to the classics. You can’t go wrong with a little “Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem is stupid, but I still like you.” If you have trouble putting what you feel into your own words, use somebody else’s. Include a quote from your favorite movie or book or add a song lyric that makes you think of him. It doesn’t matter what you say, as long as he gets the idea that you like him. Use your note to express things you might be embarrassed to say in person. Compliment his hair or his clothes or his personality; whatever it is that makes him attractive to you, tell him. Even if he decides that he’s not interested in you, he’ll still appreciate the compliments. If you and your crush are already friends, chances are you have at least one inside joke. Include that joke in your note; these details are unique and specific to your relationship and he’ll appreciate that...

TL;DR in Russian:

Будьте честны с собой. Оформите свою записку, как стихотворение. Вспомните цитату. Сделайте ему комплимент. Добавьте нотку юмора. Сделайте маленький подарок.


If you really think that your child is smoking pot, it is time to start actively looking for evidence. Red eyes are one of marijuana's most notorious side-effects. Marijuana sometimes gives a reddish or reddish-yellow cast to the whites of a user's eyes. This happens because marijuana may cause the capillaries in the eyes to dilate.It's also possible for marijuana smoke to irritate a user's eyes and cause redness, though marijuana doesn't have to be smoked to cause eye redness. Remember not to jump to conclusions. Did your child stay up too late last night studying (or playing video games)? That could easily cause red eyes.  Note that marijuana may also cause a user's pupils to dilate (open wide), although this is disputed and not as well understood as the red eye effect.  A supply of anti-irritation eye drops (like Visine, etc.) can be an indirect sign of marijuana use, as these are often used to reduce redness of the eyes. Marijuana use can cause drowsiness, leading to reduced activity levels. If you're suspicious of your teenager, be wary of lots of time spent napping, vegetating on the couch, playing video games all day, and a general unwillingness to "do anything.” Keep in mind, however, that this isn't the only reason a teenager may seem to need lots of sleep; many teens simply have a naturally higher sleep requirement than most adults. While the drowsy, relaxing effects of marijuana may seem amusing, they can also impair important cognitive functions like memory, reaction speed and critical thinking, making marijuana use dangerous in situations that require careful attention (like driving). It's a common observation that people who are high on marijuana seem to act sillier than usual. Users may, for instance, have a tendency to giggle uncontrollably at things that aren't especially funny. Some may have a hard time acting serious in situations where it's required of them. If your teen can't seem to keep his or her goofiness under control, marijuana use may be the cause, though, as for many of the other...

TL;DR in Russian:

Покраснение глаз. Сонливость. Глупое поведение. Интерес к определенным фильмам. Изменение социальных привычек. Находка наркотического средства. Обратите внимание на аппетит вашего ребенка.


If you really want them to stick, then you have to make them part of your daily routine. 3-4 times a day should be doable, as each Kegel session won't last very long, and you can find ways of fitting Kegels into your daily routine. You can aim to do them in the morning, afternoon, and evening so begin to do them like clockwork, instead of worrying about scheduling a time to do your Kegels. The best part about doing Kegels is that you can do them without anyone knowing. You can do them while you're sitting at your desk in your office, having lunch with your friends, or just relaxing on the couch after a long day at work. Though lying down and isolating your Kegels and focusing hard is important for beginners, once you get the hang of isolating those muscles, you can do your Kegels almost anywhere at anytime.  You can even make a habit of doing them during a routine activity, such as checking your mail or email. Once you've found a set of Kegel exercises that works for you, you should stick to this routine instead of doing even more Kegels, or doing them more strenuously. If you overdo it, you may suffer from straining when you have to urinate or move your bowels. Just remember that, while stopping urination midstream is a great way to locate your Kegels, you should not actually do your Kegels routinely while urinating or you may suffer problems associated with incontinence. For some women, the results are dramatic; for others, Kegels prevent further urinary tract problems. Some women get frustrated because they do Kegels for a few weeks and don't feel any difference. Stick with it long enough to feel the changes in your body. According to the National Institutes of Health (NIH), you may be able to feel results as early as after 4-6 weeks. Your doctor can help you identify and isolate the correct muscles to perform the exercise. If you feel like you've been doing Kegels for a considerable amount of time, such as a few months, and have seen no results, then you should seek help from your doctor. Here's what your...

TL;DR in Russian:

Делайте упражнения Кегеля хотя бы 3–4 раза в день. Включите упражнения Кегеля в свой плотный график. Результатов можно ожидать через несколько месяцев регулярных упражнений Кегеля. Обратитесь за помощью, если вам кажется, что вы делаете упражнения Кегеля неправильно. Продолжайте делать упражнения Кегеля, если хотите излечить недержание.


If you really want to be an expert at the Hokey Pokey, then you should know the song before you begin the dance. This will help you get oriented with what to do next with your body, and it will also just help you have more fun when you're doing the dance! Though the words change slightly depending on where and with whom you're singing them, here's what you should know:  You put your right foot in You put your right foot out You put your right foot in And you shake it all about You do the hokey pokey And you turn yourself around That's what it's all about! You put your left foot in You put your left foot out You put your left foot in And you shake it all about You do the hokey pokey And you turn yourself around That's what it's all about! You put your right hand in You put your right hand out You put your right hand in And you shake it all about You do the hokey pokey And you turn yourself around That's what it's all about! You put your left hand in You put your left hand out You put your left hand in And you shake it all about You do the hokey pokey And you turn yourself around That's what it's all about! You put your whole self in You put your whole self out You put your whole self in And you shake it all about You do the hokey pokey And you turn yourself around That's what it's all about! Though the version here only uses the arms, feet, and whole body, you can add as many variations to this dance as you'd like, as long as you still end with the whole body. Once you finish the arms and legs, you can also add other body parts, such as putting the nose, shoulders, knees, elbows, or even your bottom into the mix!  You should also note that, in some versions of the song, the arms go in before the feet. It's all up to you! In some versions of the song, the lyrics for the lines that say, "You put your [body part] out," actually go, "You take your [body part] out," instead.

TL;DR in Russian:

Учим слова песни. Вносите изменения.


If you really want to be bold, then you should surprise your man in the shower. This will be a delightful, spontaneous, and unexpected treat for him. Before he goes into the shower, give him a kiss, tell him how sexy he is, and say something provocative to make him want you. Say, "Have fun getting undressed in there," and say it while you're wearing something provocative.  When he steps into the shower, wait a few seconds and then knock on the door -- you don't want to scare him completely. Tell him that you're taking off your clothes and that you'd like to get clean, too -- but not before you both get a little dirty. Step into the shower and begin kissing his mouth and neck and caressing his body, and see how excited he gets. Another way to be bold is to be the boss once in a while. Pick a night to take complete control of him, to drag him up the stairs and into your bedroom, and to tell him exactly what you want him to do. Don't smile or break character. Be firm about what you want and desire and see how turned on he gets.  Take him into the bedroom, tell him to lie down, and take control of him. If you want something, ask for it. Have fun with it. Hold him down and don't give in if he begs for mercy -- unless he really means it, of course. Though you may think that sending dirty texts is silly, it's a great way to remind your man of how sexy you are when you're not around, and to check in with him in a sexy way. If you have to be apart for a night, a few days, or even a month, sending a few well-timed dirty texts is the perfect way to make your man want you even more.  Pick a time when you know you'll both be alone and unoccupied, preferably at night. Send your man a text a few hours before you know you'll see him. Just saying, "I want you," or "I can't stop thinking about last night," will keep you fresh on his mind. Ask your man what he's wearing or tell him what you're wearing. Tell him, "It's so hot in here." Then, let him know when you remove any clothing. Talking dirty in person is another great way...

TL;DR in Russian:

Удивите его в душе. Станьте главной. Отправляйте ему непристойные сообщения. Говорите непристойно. Станцуйте ему стриптиз. Станцуйте приватный танец.


If you really want to be fabulous, you have to like people. And you have to spend time with people. You need to give them the opportunity to enjoy everything you have to offer in life, so get out there and be sociable. Go to parties, host parties, hang out with friends, go to clubs, and find other great ways to spend time with people and make new friends. As a fabulous diva, you will be expected to watch out for your friends, family, and others among your subjects and peers of fabulosity. Help people, defend them against critics, and let them discover their own inner divas. Bring out the best in them, because that is the most important job of The Fabulous One. You wouldn't want anyone to miss a single moment of the performance that is your life. What a terrible fate for them! Command attention no matter where you are in order to be sure that you are in control and driving the show. This doesn't mean making a scene and throwing a tantrum. No, you should command attention by being vocal (but not loud), making eye contact with people, and bleeding confidence out of every pore. You're too fabulous for people to waste your time with stupid ideas, hateful speech, or whiny attitudes. If someone around you is really negative and going around starting drama, stop hanging out with them. Ain't nobody got time for that. There're places to be and things to do! Your way is the right way, so get it. Usually you can get your way simply by being stubborn and standing by your principles and ideas. However, it can't hurt to get really good an arguing and convincing people of things. Sounding confident and like you know what you're talking about will also help you get your way. Why? Because it would be a shame to keep all this fabulousness to yourself! Get out there and show people what you've got to offer. Another important duty of The Fabulous One is to keep everyone happy and stress free by bringing the laughs. Help people by finding the humor in tough situations. Practice your snappy comebacks and clever one liners, so that...

TL;DR in Russian:

Позвольте людям насладиться этим. Не забывайте про своих близких. Управляйте вниманием. Не принимайте оскорблений. Идите своим путем. Часто ходите на свидания. Смешите всех вокруг.


If you really want to be passionate, then you have to be the kind of person who gets excited about whatever he or she is doing. Don’t be embarrassed to talk about how much you love whatever it is you’re doing, to get all misty-eyed, to look forward to what lies ahead, and just to own whatever it is you’re doing. If you’re really passionate, then you have to get excited about what you’re more than the average person.  When people ask about what you’re doing, you shouldn’t try to downplay it; there’s no need to hide your excitement or how much you care. If you’re more concerned about looking cool than sharing what you care about, then you’ll never be truly passionate. It can help to hang out with other people who are equally passionate about the same cause, or who are just passionate people who like talking about the things that make them tick. This can make you feel more comfortable about sharing your own feelings. . People who are passionate tend to have an optimistic nature and believe that they can do whatever they want if they work hard enough. Though you will have setbacks, it’s important not to let them get you down and to focus on all of the good things you have to look forward to. Avoid whining or complaining too much and focus on talking about the things you’re excited about instead. Try to have a smile on your face, to radiate positive energy, and to focus on your achievements instead of your setbacks.  If you catch yourself making a particularly negative comment, then try to counter it with at least two positive ones. Surely there must be something you can be happy about! Spending time with other positive people can help you be more positive in your own life. If everyone around you is a Negative Nancy, then yeah, you’re much more likely to be down about everything. Make a gratitude list by writing down all of the things you are thankful for. This can help you see all of the things you have to be happy about. . Being brave doesn’t mean fighting off enemies or dodging bullets; it means being willing...

TL;DR in Russian:

Испытывайте энтузиазм.  Сохраняйте положительный настрой  Действуйте смело  Сохраняйте концентрацию  Сохраняйте мотивацию Проявляйте любопытство.


If you really want to build enduring memories, you need plenty of time to understand, process, and review the information. Give yourself at least a couple weeks to study before a test. Last-minute cramming is ineffective at helping you retain what you’ve learned, and will leave you feeling tired, stressed, and overloaded with information. Most people need 7-9 hours of sleep every night to be at their best. Getting enough sleep not only gives you energy and helps you concentrate, but it can also help you learn and remember. Your brain processes new information while you sleep, so you may find that you understand those difficult concepts better after a quick nap or a good night’s rest. Get the most out of your sleep by practicing good “sleep hygiene”:  Don’t nap for more than 20-30 minutes during the day. Avoid using stimulants, such as caffeine or nicotine, 4-6 hours before bedtime. Having more than 1-2 alcoholic drinks in the evening can also disrupt your sleep.  Exercise at least 10 minutes a day to improve the quality of your sleep. Avoid eating evening meals that might cause heartburn or indigestion, such as spicy, acidic, or fatty foods. Develop a regular, relaxing bedtime routine. Put away your computer or smartphone, do some meditation or light stretching, and take a warm shower or bath. You might also try reading to help you fall asleep. Set aside about 30 minutes before bedtime each night to unwind. Eating a healthy diet can help give you the energy you need to concentrate and retain information. Eat lots of lean proteins (fish, lean meat, and leafy greens), whole grains, fruits and vegetables, and foods with healthy fats (like vegetable oils, fish, and nuts). Stay hydrated by drinking water throughout the day. Some healthy fats, like DHA, may actually improve your memory. Eat plenty of fish, or take fish oil supplements to get more DHA in your diet. If you try to force yourself to study for too long in one sitting, you’ll soon start to nod off, or find your mind wandering. To make your studying more...

TL;DR in Russian:

Дайте себе достаточное количество времени. “Переспите” с этой инорфмацией. Хорошо питайтесь. Делайте перерывы.


If you really want to charm the lady, then you have to make her feel special. Take the spotlight off yourself and focus it on her, showing that you care about who she is and what she has to say. You don’t have to make her feel like she’s the subject of a detective show. Just ask her some softball questions about where she grew up, what her friends or siblings are like, or what she likes to do for fun.  If she tells you she has a pet, ask to see some pictures. Avoid asking anything too personal, like questions about her past relationships. Just get her talking. If you sense that she’s been talking about herself too much and feels uncomfortable, find a way to relate to what she’s saying. The key is sincerity. Don’t say something vapid like, “I like your hair,” unless she has truly unique hair that has incredible curls or a color you’ve never seen before. Instead, dig deeper and tell her something she’s never heard before, or something that truly makes her feel like you’re paying attention to her, not just trying to flatter her so she likes you even more.  If she has incredible eyes or a wonderful laugh, tell her that. Dig deeper. Compliment aspects of her personality, such as her sense of humor or her observational skills, if you can. If she’s wearing an amazing necklace or pair of earrings, compliment them and maybe you’ll get the story of where she got them. Show the lady that you care about what she thinks, not just about who she is. She’ll see that you respect her as an intelligent being with valid opinions. Ask her what she thinks about your outfit, your favorite band, or your favorite TV show. You don’t have to ask about the touchy subjects such as politics or religion until you know each other better. Keep it light but show her you care.  You can even start small and ask her what she thinks about the wine you’re drinking if you’re at a party. If a song comes on, ask what she thinks about the band. When she gives you an answer, don’t just move on, but take the time to seriously consider what she thinks....

TL;DR in Russian:

Задавайте ей вопросы о ее жизни. Сделайте ей подлинный комплимент. Спросите ее мнение. Будьте хорошим слушателем. Не флиртуйте со всеми подряд. Преподнесите ей небольшой подарок. Потанцуйте с ней. Зовите ее по имени. Легко прикоснитесь к ней.


If you really want to date a player, then you can be a playerette, if that’s your thing. If he’s seeing other girls while dating you, then what’s there to stop you from hanging out with a few other guys you’re crushing on? If he goes out late without saying what he’s up to, you’re free to do the same. Contrary to popular belief, not every single girl out there is looking for a stable relationship, kids, or a white picket fence. If you want to be a playerette, too, then go for it; of course, if that’s not your thing, don’t feel compelled to beat him at his own game. However, if you were dating a player without realizing it, that’s a different story. If you found this out the hard way and you’re much more into monogamy, let him know that he really hurt you, but don’t feel compelled to fight fire with fire if it’s not in your nature. Another way to get a player’s attention is to play hard to get. If he thinks you’re at his beck and call, then he won’t have any incentive to chase you down. To play hard to get, don’t be there to answer the phone every time he calls. Don’t be available if he asks you out the day-of, or even the day before. Flirt with him, but don’t make him think he has you in the palms of his hands. Let him see that you’re worth the chase.  Don’t tell him how much you love him all the time. Just be flirty and give him a few compliments while teasing him and keeping things light instead. Make him work for it. Show him that you still expect to have nice dates, go dancing, or do whatever you want to do together if he plans to roll with you. Don’t let a player get to know exactly who you are. You can reveal things to him, but don’t pour out your heart and soul to him, or you’re bound to be disappointed. You don’t have to lie or pretend like you don’t have feelings, but you don’t want to be completely vulnerable around the player unless you want to get burned. If he starts opening up to you a bit, you can follow suit, but make sure not to give too much up at once. Letting your guard down can be...

TL;DR in Russian:

Используйте по отношению к нему его же оружие. Будьте недоступны. Держите защиту. Продолжайте заниматься своими делами. Не проводите с ним слишком много времени. Будьте дружелюбны с его друзьями. Контролируйте происходящее.


If you really want to date an older woman, then you have to be secure in who you are. If you have low self-esteem or feel like you can’t hold your own in a romantic relationship, then you will have a hard time dating an older woman. Older women who date younger men aren’t looking to have a new son or someone to babysit; they want a man who knows who he is, no matter his age. If you lack confidence, then it’s time to work on loving yourself for who you are while also addressing your flaws.  Avoid being too self-deprecating or saying negative things about yourself routinely. Focus on the things you do love about yourself. Accept new challenges with excitement, instead of excuses for why you would fail at them. Work on exuding confidence in your body language, too. Stand tall, make eye contact, smile, and avoid fidgeting or hunching over.  Of course, it can take a long time to truly develop confidence, but you can take baby steps to address the flaws you can address and accept the ones you can’t. Make a list of all of the things you do like about yourself and work on expanding that list as you move forward. Another part of being confident lies in being friends with people who make you feel good about yourself; if your friends are always putting you down, then you’re less likely to feel good about yourself. Older women don’t want little lapdogs who will follow them around everywhere they go; they want men who have their own friends, their own interests, and their own goals to pursue. Make sure that there’s a lot going on in your life other than the older woman, so that you can make time for her without wanting to see her 24/7. If the older woman feels like you have nothing going on except her, she’s likely to back away.  Plus, having your own interests, goals, and outside passions is a sign of maturity and character growth. If you don’t have much going on besides your video games, then the older woman is less likely to think that you’re a mature, dynamic person. Continue spending time with your friends when you...

TL;DR in Russian:

Излучайте уверенность. Произведите на нее впечатление своей независимостью. Контролируйте ситуацию, когда это в ваших силах. Не заморачивайтесь насчет ее возраста. Не меняйтесь для нее слишком сильно.


If you really want to distract the honoree, ask them to get together with you to plan someone else's surprise party. This works great if you don't have a lot of time to distract the person from the party. You could invite the honoree to the venue and have them meet you in a room that isn't decorated. When you're ready to surprise them, lead them into the party room. For example, if the party is at your house, decorate the main rooms and ask the honoree to meet you near the back of your house. When you're ready, you can lead them into the party room. If you're the chaperone and you're out having fun with the honoree, you'll need to get them to the surprise birthday party at some point. You can tell them that you accidentally "forgot" something important at the house and need to go back to get it. This tactic will only work if the party is at your house or the honoree's house. If the party is at a venue (such as a restaurant or park), meet up with the honoree. After spending a little time with the honoree, ask them if they wouldn't mind running a short errand somewhere. Take the honoree to the surprise party venue. For example, you could be out for coffee together. After a little while, say, "A few days ago I left my jacket at the restaurant down the street. Do you mind if we swing by and I can grab it?" If you're the chaperone, text the host of the party 10 minutes before you bring the honoree to the party. If you don't think you can do this secretly, tell the host to have a guest posted near the entrance so they can alert the other guests that the honoree is arriving. Advance notice is especially important if you'll be dropping balloons, throwing confetti, or exploding glitter. You don't want to waste the surprise on just another guest instead of the honoree.

TL;DR in Russian:

Попросите виновника торжества помочь спланировать вечеринку-сюрприз для кого-то другого. Скажите имениннику, что вы что-то забыли. Попросите виновника торжества сходить с вами по делам — неважно, каким, главное, найти повод. Предупредите заранее.


If you really want to forget a guy, then the first thing you have to do is give yourself time for a mourning period. As silly as it sounds, the sooner you admit that you need some time to be on your own, to think about what happened, and to deal with your emotions, the sooner you’ll be able to move on. Whether you dated the guy or just really, really liked him, you should let your emotions loose and admit that you’re not going to be okay for a little while.  This doesn’t mean you’re being weak by any means. In fact, it takes strength to admit that you’re not feeling so strong. Let your friends know that you’re upset. There’s no need to fake happiness, which will take up more of your energy anyway. If you don’t feel like going for a while, that’s fine. Though you shouldn’t wallow by yourself for too long, there’s nothing wrong with staying in for a few days – or a few weeks. Write your feelings down in a journal. This can help you deal with your emotions without sharing them with the world. When you’re trying to forget a guy, it’s easy to romanticize the situation and imagine that the guy was absolutely gorgeous, hilarious, brilliant, and generally amazing instead of facing the reality of the situation. If you’re trying to forget him, then chances are that he’s a jerk or that he’s just not right for you. So, the next time you think about his killer smile, remind yourself of the mean things he said to you or picture him in that terrible leather jacket he insists on wearing.  Make a list of all of the terrible things about the guy if you have to. Carry it around with you and look it over any time you’re feeling weak. If you really think that the guy is perfect, then chances are that you don’t know him very well after all. There must be a pretty good reason why you’re not together. Maybe he cheated on you. Maybe he wasn’t that interested to begin with. Maybe it turned out that you just weren’t as compatible as you hoped. Or maybe you felt passionately for each other, but you couldn’t spend more than ten minutes...

TL;DR in Russian:

Дайте себе время свыкнуться с мыслью. Сфокусируйтесь на его плохих качествах, думая о нем. Напомните себе, почему вы не с ним. Избавьтесь от раскаяния. Забудьте неприятные чувства. Напоминайте себе, что вы заслуживаете лучшего. Подбодрите себя. Будьте благодарны за то, что у вас есть.