num_pages: 288
description: It's lonely being a Mormon in New York City. Every year Elna Baker attends the New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance. This year her Queen Bee costume (which involves a funnel stinger stuck to her butt) isn't attracting the attention she'd anticipated. So once again Elna finds herself alone standing at the punch bowl stocking up on Oreos a virgin in a room full of thirty-year-old virgins doing the Funky Chicken. But loneliness is nothing compared to what Elna feels when she loses eighty pounds finds herself suddenly beautiful...and in love with an atheist.
language: English
title: The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance: A Memoir
publisher: Dutton Adult