num_pages: 132
description: Trapped in a remote Alaskan forest pinned under his own SUV gnawed upon by nature's finest predators Marv Pushkin -- Corporate Warrior Positive Thinker Esquire subscriber -- waits impatiently for an ambulance and explains in detail the many reasons why this unfolding tragedy is everyone's fault but his own.
language: English
title: HELP! A Bear is Eating Me!
publisher: Eraserhead Press