num_pages: 323
description: A funny naughty dirty *standalone* sports romance...At a boxing gym in Chicago Mary Monahan accidentally knocks out the most handsome man shes ever met. After she wakes him up with a few slaps and some smelling salts the very first thing he does is ask her out for ribs and beer. His name is Jimmy. He looks like a Gillette model. And hes just too hunky to resist.Jimmy The Falcon Falconi is mystified that Mary has absolutely no idea who he is. Mystified and refreshed. He is after all not your everyday NFL quarterback. He shops at Costco has a soft spot for Pinterest and is in the midst of an epic losing streak.Jimmy falls for Mary fast and hard the way he does everythingballs out and like its fourth and long. And he realizes hes finally met his match. That stamina hes so proud of? Doesnt stand a chance against her Kegels.But what they dont know is shes also his new physical therapist recently hired by the Bears to work on his rotator cuffand groin injury. If she cant help him hell be traded faster than they can say offensive penetration.In spite of the thousands of internet memes featuring Jimmys face with captions like: HEY GIRL WANT TO TOUCH MY BALLS? Mary finds herself falling for him and his unrelenting desire to make her his.Until a toddler shows up at Jimmys door.And throws their lives into total chaos.***To the reader: Sweet. Safe. HEA. This is a comedy that gets very dirty so be advised. Other tasters' notes: Hints of honey and champagne. And a feisty little dog named Frankie Knuckles.
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title: Hail Mary
publisher: None