num_pages: 407
description: Malcolm's a man in his mid-thirties very tall and quite handsome too. He's also a successful manager of a restaurant has money in the bank and is a bachelor looking for true love. Would he still be an eligible bachelor though if he was still a virgin? Would he still be desired if he wore spectacles and was a little bit of a geek? Truth is Malcolm is a wonderful man but he seriously lacks confidence. He's been in love with the same woman for three years yet she doesn't even know it and people would rather bully him than offer him a real friendship. Malcolm leads a very dull and routine driven life. However that's about to change with the introduction of Dexter a South Londoner with enough swagger nerve and craziness for the both of them.An adult comedy about one man's desire to be someone followed by his dream to become a nobody yet again.
language: English
title: Battersea Parker
publisher: Static House