num_pages: 294
description: Once I was a sane, levelheaded professional woman. Then I said “yes.” Now I am the lunatic bride I always made fun of!What is it about getting married that turns normal people into total freaks?A savvy, riotously funny novel, Diary of a Mad Bride is for anyone who has ever been a bride, is about to become a bride, yearned to be a bride, or suffered the sheer indignity of appearing in public in the world’s ugliest bridesmaid dress....My wedding was starting in less than twenty minutes, and I was stuck in a 7-Eleven parking lot with popcorn kernels wedged in my gums and vanilla ice cream melting on my dress. It was a disaster too large to comprehend. After an agonizing year spent planning my wedding, could it really end like this? The voices chronicling a year of wedding hysteria swirled in my head....— My grandmother upon viewing my engagement “What do you mean he gave you an emerald! Diamonds are eternal, emeralds say, maybe five years.”— My future father-in-law on the night of my engagement “To a happy marriage and, if necessary, a painless divorce!”— My best friend, “Oh, screw congratulations. Of course I’m happy for you. Stephen’s a major piece of ass and he’s got a sense of humor. Just as long as you’re certain this is what you want.”Would I survive this day after all....?
language: English
title: Diary of a Mad Bride
titlecomplete: Diary of a Mad Bride
characters: Amy Thomas, Stephen Stewart
genres: Comedy, Adult, Chick Lit, Adult Fiction, Humor, Novels, Indonesian Literature, Romance, Contemporary, Fiction
ratings_count: 6216
places: New York City, New York
publisher: Delta