description: If you like to laugh about scary things, dare all your favorite monsters to try this one. Here come Dracula, Frankenstein, King Kong, plus robots, werewolves, and mad scientists. Samples: What's the tallest building in Transylvania? (The Vampire State Building.) Where do you gas up a monster truck? (A villain station.) What would you get if you crossed a monster with a grand piano? (A Frankensteinway.) What does King Kong wear when he barbecues ribs? (An ape-ron.)
title: Monster Jokes