num_pages: 272
description: Cant a girl dress like a hooker dance like a stripper and kiss like a porn star and still be a nineteen-year-old virgin? Youll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again is the laugh-out-loud story of an attractive Los Angeles woman who found herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin. As an actress writer and stand-up comedienne Heather McDonald passed up ample opportunities to have her V-card revoked by handsome rich and sometimes even fabulously famous men but she could not bring herself to do it until well after her friends had been deflowered. As Chelsea Handler so lovingly puts it Thank God Heather waited twenty-seven years to lose her virginity or she wouldn't have any material for this book. Whether in a backseat a community pool or a sports stadium with a frat boy a doctor or an A-list celebrity Heather McDonald knew how to turn those boys blue. Unlike putting out blue balling might not have paid her rent or landed her free trips to Hawaii but it did provide her with hilarious stories and adventures in her search for true loveand ultimately her very own happy ending. Now Heather McDonald will never blue ball in this town again.
language: English
title: You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up
publisher: Atria Books