num_pages: 206
description: After I rescued these jerks from a plane crash youd think theyd be nicer to me.I die like all the time. My track record of hilarious freak accidental deaths would be impressive if it werent so embarrassing.And when I come back Im naked. Every. Dang. Time.After my plane was sabotaged and crashed into the jungle I rescued five male survivors from the wreckage.I could have let them die but no I decided to pull their stupid carcasses from the wreckage. Im immortal not a monster.Yes theyre hot now is not the time to do something about that.The five sexy jaguar shifters are on a mission to locate someone a rare phoenix shifter. Phoenix the legendary creature reborn every time it dies. WaitCould they be looking for me?It doesnt matter since they walked away and left me to die in the Amazon rainforest. A place full of interesting new ways for a klutz like me to die. Surviving the jungle is harsh but its nothing compared to how they have treated me.And the worst part?It turns out these bullies are my fated mates. Yep I must be cursed.I cant wait to escape the jungle and leave these guys behind but another part of me is begging to love themWas the Amazon always this hot?But Did You Die is a comedy filled bully reverse harem paranormal romance series that includes shifters a mysterious underground society and a sexy yet incredibly clumsy Phoenix. This novel is the first in a new series that will packed with humor adventure and passionate scenes to entice and thrill you!**Due to the steamy 'sexy time' scenes this is an 18 book. Follow Amaryllis as she discovers who she is and collects her soulmates along the way! The series will have a HEAit will just take a little while to get there!**
language: English
title: Klutz: Phoenix Down
publisher: Independently Published