num_pages: 192
description: A collection of lessons to live by, this tongue-in-cheek guidebook offers life observations that will amuse fans and newcomers alike:No former husband or wife really diesMothers love all their children equally, even the children they didn't meet until they were adultsWomen run the world but spend a lot of time pretending that men doEverybody has secrets. Everybody else knows themWith your family beside you, you can make a miraculous recovery from a fatal disease. Even if you flat-line on Friday, you'll feel much better on Monday.And much more!
language: English
title: You Know Your Life is a Soap Opera If...
titlecomplete: You Know Your Life is a Soap Opera If...
ratings_count: 13
publisher: Hyperion