num_pages: 189
description: Edovard:UmI was told Im supposed to summarize my story here but recently Ive learned that blurbs are hard so Im not sure what to say.My name is Edovard Durand Folange. Im twenty seven years old from Fresno California and recently I moved across the country to live with my new parents and brother. Oppa kills people for a living and Papa is his announcer guy and my brother is like his assistant and I guess it turns out Im the person the magic tells who needs to dieits called being an Augur. I dont really know what that word means but even though its scary Im getting used to it.Its nice to have a job but Santanos (hes the Avatar of Evil) offered me a second job and Im really excited about that because I get to work with him and help him fix the minions. A lot of them arent doing very well so my second job is to make sure that everyone gets as much love as they need in their lives. Sometimes that means killing people who are stealing all the love away from them. I guess maybe Im a little evil too because I dont mind letting Oppa kill those people to save the minions.The Trouble with Trying to Love a Hellion is a 50k MM paranormal romance featuring a cinnamon roll narrator with more than the usual amount of love to give and a sultry incubus who happens to be the Avatar of Evil. If the minions are especially affectionate with the cinnabun well who can blame them when hes the best cuddler theyve ever met?Contents include: blood viscera someone dies because they call Edovard dumb and Edovard accidentally creates a polycule but thats ok because hes just making sure everyone gets enough love to be emotionally healthy.
language: English
title: The Trouble with Trying to Love a Hellion
publisher: None