num_pages: 82
description: Fandom: Once Upon a Time (TV)Relationship: Evil Queen  Regina Mills/Emma Swan--------------------------------------------------Ever since her curse broke Regina and the remaining villains who wish to reside in Storybrooke must attend weekly Villains Anonymous meetings (think AA for meanies).Regina is becoming somewhat of a yoga master given how many breathing exercises she's done to avoid cursing the idiots she's surrounded with because she really wants to keep her sobriety chip. Maybe she slips though just a tiny bit. A few times. But she still thinks she deserves that chip. She had extenuating circumstances after all.*Oh please don't be ridiculous. I'm merely having some harmless fun. No hearts have been ripped out. No dark curses have been cast. I'm just releasing some pent-up dark energy no biggie.No biggie? Seriously?! What is she a teenager? Stupid mouth. She really has become one of the Lost Boys.
language: English
title: Villains Anonymous
publisher: AO3