num_pages: 88
description: The Anatomy Of An Air Guitarist 1-For the low notes your left hand (A) goes as far away as you can reach. 2-For the high notes (dee, dee, dee) your left hand goes up to your body close to the other hand (the right). 3-For all the other notes (duh, duh, twaddle-ang, krang) left hand wanders everywhere else in between. Dur dur dur dur dur... Wiggle these. Tuning up. (A). No clothes. This is how all the greats practice! Pro-Briefs. Bendy Bit. Ouch! The well-endowed should watch out for genital bruising (or "knob burn") when hitting power chords. Try shortening your air guitar strap. Knee Joint. Ankle bone. `Knebwight' brand air socks.
language: English
title: Better Living Through Air Guitar
titlecomplete: Better Living Through Air Guitar
ratings_count: 3
publisher: Citadel Pr