num_pages: 272
description: Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistibleCelia Rivenbark is a master at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll * How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)* Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons to hate them)* EBay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on eBay" (Whoa! Is that Willie Nelson's face in your grits?)* Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues* And so much more!Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line.
language: English
title: Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom
titlecomplete: Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom
genres: Comedy, Southern, Chick Lit, Humor, Biography, Contemporary, Nonfiction, Memoir, Essays, Parenting
ratings_count: 3777
publisher: St. Martin's Press