num_pages: 219
description: Right now youre probably asking yourself two things: Who am I? And what the hell are you doing here? Lets start with the most obvious question shall we? Youre here ladies because you cant f*ck. Oh stop it. Dont cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls. You might as well get used to it because for the next six weeks youre going to hear that word a lot. And youre going to say it a lot. Go ahead try it out on your tongue. F*ck. F***ck. Ok good. Now where were we? If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that youre a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle. For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other dry your tears and get over it. Youve been given a gift ladies. The gift of mind-blowing wall-climbing multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee you will when Im done with you. And who am I? Well for the next six weeks I will be your lover your teacher your best friend and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. Im the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life. I am Justice Drake. And I turn housewives into whores. Nowwhos first? 
language: English
title: Taint
publisher: S.L. Jennings