num_pages: 255
description: Eighteen-year-old Castaway Planet fans Brandon and Abel hate bad fan fictionespecially when it pairs their number-one TV crushes of all time dashing space captain Cadmus and dapper android Sim. As co-runners of the Internets third most popular Castaway Planet vlog they love to spar with the Cadsim fangirls who think Cadmus will melt Sims mechanical heart by the Season 5 finale. This summer Brandon and Abel have a mission: hit the road in an RV to follow the traveling Castaway Planet convention interview the actors and showrunner and uncover proof that a legit Cadsim romance will NEVER EVER HAPPEN.A Brandon and Abel romance: also not happening. Brandons sick of his struggle to make gay and Catholic compute so its safer to love a TV android. Plus Abels got a hot new boyfriend with a phoenix tattoo and how can Brandon compete with that? But when mysterious messages about them start popping up in the fan community they make a shocking discovery that slowly forces their real feelings to the surface. Before they get to the last Castaway Planet convention Brandons going to find out the truth: can a mechanical heart be reprogrammed or will his first shot at love be a full system failure?
language: English
title: How to Repair a Mechanical Heart
publisher: None