num_pages: 256
description:  Clinton Kelly won't just revamp your wardrobe -- he'll revamp your life! The huddled masses yearn to be fabulous and finally Clinton Kelly is heeding their call. As co-host of TLC's popular What Not to Wear he regularly transforms dumpy fashion disasters into traffic-stopping get-an-instant-promotion reignite-the-passion-in-that- relationship makeovers. But fabulousness doesn't stop with style. Let's face it: you might look good but if you're chomping on that crudit with your mouth wide open nobody at the party will talk to you -- even if you can explain to them what crudit actually is. Of course the keys to being better than everyone else aren't always so obvious. Don't worry; Clinton's here to help. How do you make a flat butt look big and a big butt look flat? What's the one trick that will slim down your entire silhouette and make your ta-tas look va-va-voom? How do you eat an oyster without getting kicked out of the best restaurant in town? What's the grammatically correct form of lay to use when propositioning a Baldwin brother? He'll teach you how to look your best sound your smartest use the manners your momma taught you poach an egg fix a perfect gin and tonic throw the most popular parties (and top the guest list at other soirees) make your home the envy of your neighbors and generally be the fabulous person you always knew you could be. From the three style criteria he uses to dress any shape for any occasion to his eloquent approach to appreciation to his four must-memorize recipes for whipping up a last-minute meal Clinton Kelly shares it all in Freakin' Fabulous.
language: English
title: Freakin' Fabulous: How to Dress, Speak, Act, Eat, Sleep, Entertain, Decorate, and Generally Be Better Than Everyone Else
publisher: Gallery Books