num_pages: 264
description: This is all the land of Blarnia said the Faun. From the traffic light in the western woods to the great castle of Cair Amel on the eastern sea bordered on the south by Oz on the west by Middle Earth and on the north by Made-upistan.I  I got in through the wardrobe said Loo.Mr Dumbness looked at her in disbelief. You got here through a wardrobe? he asked. What are you high? The explanatory title to this book is The Lying Bitch in the Wardrobe. This is all you need to know about it before diving inA much loved classic of fantasy literature written by a grumpy pipe smoking don in a smelly tweedy jacket being turned into a massive worldwide cinema hit. Where have we seen that before? Lord of the Rings was of course immense when it got the Hollywood treatment. Narnia will match it. We sold more than 300000 copies of BORED OF THE RINGS and followed this 160000 sales of two associated Tolkien parodies. Now Mike Gerber moves on from his 500000 copy BARRY TROTTER sucess to line up the next big target.
language: English
title: The Chronicles of Blarnia
publisher: Gollancz