num_pages: 282
description: Dove Glitch is embarrassed about everything above her knees and below her belly button. When she has to fill a delicate embarrassing prescription the last thing she needs is a sexy-as-hell (and brand spanking new) pharmacist behind the counter. Johnson Fitzwells first day of his dream career also happens to coincide with the exact moment Dove needs her feminine meds filled. His glorious voice is way too loudas in he should be counting down the hits with Ryan Seacrest kind of loud. Thanks to Johnsons handsome face and gorgeous jaw line Dove dives headlong into her waking nightmare and asks for a vagina-scented cream. How could she not fall for him? Dove's only active goal now is to get Johnson to kiss her right on the lips. Either set. However his horrible girlfriend is one of many obstacles preventing her from making that fantasy a reality. When Dove defends Johnson in the most unhygienic unconventionally gross way in the middle of a crowded restaurant their tender slightly tantric relationship is off to a galloping farting start. Each print copy of this book will be dipped in holy water by my mom and glared at by my father as he purses his lips. Neither will help. So drop your pants and turn to the left and cough. I hope you're not allergic to latex because its time to fill your prescription. Anally.
language: English
title: Fire Down Below
publisher: Debra Anastasia