num_pages: 290
description: 70 Stories of Sex, Excess and StupidityThousands of Paperback and Kindle Versions Sold!With the acerbic wit of a jaded New Yorker who's driven over a million miles in and around NYC, Nicky Testaforte opens the door of his limo to tell the amazing and funny stories of the ridiculous things he's seen and heard in addition to relating stories from his clients and other drivers.Speaking of other drivers, here are reviews from two professional chauffeurs who aren't knuckledraggers or bottom feeders.Tony Sorendo rated it Five Stars on Goodreads: "Being a former limo driver myself. I could definitely relate to the stories depicted in this book. Well written and very humorous indeed!! Loved it."Nicole L. Paris 5.0 out of 5 stars EXCELLENT READING!!!!"Being a driver myself, I can honestly relate to the stories and suggestions made in this book! Being a limo driver is one of the most exciting and thrilling jobs a person can do, minus the horrific treatment provided by thoughtful clients making insensitive remarks to us. This books describes it all and is well written. I enjoyed it from start to finish, any limo driver should read this, as well as the clients needing a refresher in the subject of "The world that doesn't revolve around them"! Also included are six photos of bastardized English "Only in NY" signs, plus over 40 sarcastic driving/travel tips and a host of scathing admonishments for all the unconscious amateur drivers and clue-free limo passengers out therePurchase your copy today and have a laugh at someone else's expense!
language: English
title: Tales of a New York Limo Driver: Sex, Excess and Stupidity on Four Wheels
titlecomplete: Tales of a New York Limo Driver: Sex, Excess and Stupidity on Four Wheels
ratings_count: 12
publisher: BookSurge Publishing