num_pages: 167
description: Greetings, my young sycophant, greetings. How fortunate you are to be holding such a magnificent book. How your mind must be shivering in anticipation of the great wisdom of which you are about to partake. I know I can hardly wait, and I wrote the book.I know it will be tempting to quote and speak aloud the beautifully written text you are about to experience, but please, for the sake of all that is possible in Foo, do not.The very existence of your world and dreams could be shattered by your carelessness. Do not let this book out of your sight.You have been warned.On a much happier note, enjoy!Professor Philip Winsnicker
language: English
title: Professor Winsnicker's Book of Proper Etiquette for Well-Mannered Sycophants
titlecomplete: Professor Winsnicker's Book of Proper Etiquette for Well-Mannered Sycophants (Leven Thumps)
genres: Middle Grade, Young Readers, Young Adult, Childrens, Own, Fiction, Humor, Fantasy, Juvenile
ratings_count: 1085
series: Leven Thumps
publisher: Shadow Mountain