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description: CANDACE: KAT &amp; YASMINE! DO NOT DALLY! Come straight home after work. Kat dont take the long route from the subway station just so you can pass by Cute Hot Dog Guy. This is important! Ive had THE BEST DAY. You wont believe it. There I was in my preschool classroom washing a bit of poo out of some soggy trousers when this absolute babe came to collect his nephew from my class. Truthfully I thought Id blacked out for a moment when I first saw him. He was a proper hunk with glorious brown hair quite tall and he had these arms. Are muscly arms supposed to turn me on? Im panting just thinking about them.Anyway he told me hes a professional foosball player. At least I think thats what he said. The tots can get quite loud near pick-up time. YASMINE: Foosball? What are you on about? Have you gone mad?KAT: Oh sod off. So what if I like to have a good look at Hot Dog Guys arse on my trek home after a hard days work? Its called self-care.CANDACE: Kat youre hopeless. Yasmine yesfoosball! I suppose its a big thing over here in the States? We must investigate and learn everything we can. By the way hes called Logan.Logan  Candace. I think that sounds quite nice! I can hear the wedding bells now. Dum dum da-dum.YASMINE: Oh good grief. I suppose we can do some snooping when I get home. Ill grab wine on my way.KAT: Ill grab hot dogs.THE TROUBLE WITH QUARTERBACKS is a hilarious romance about unlikely love found between a British preschool teacher and the professional quarterback who sweeps her off her feet.
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title: The Trouble With Quarterbacks
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