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description: Part 1 of 6. Future parts (2-6) will be released monthly to Patreon subscribers. Collected six-part arc releases October 31st 2017!* * *ACT 1 IN WHICH: A cute punk-rock vampire and a disabled firefighter-turned-mall-cop with a dark past join forces to battle the forces of evil.Jude used to leap out of helicopters to rescue/protect people from terrifying infernos. Now by day he protects the local mall from rowdy teenagers who ride their skateboards inside. By night he protects the the parking lot and the rest of Portland from undead bloodsucking creatures of the darkness. Or would if he could find them.But hes just about ready to give it up (living with PTSD and pain from the traumatic event that cost him a leg a friend and a lot more is hard enough) when something crashes into his life. And his window.Its one of these creatures of the darkness  and hes a lot less scary than expected. More cuddly with dark fuzzy wings and neon-bright hair.His name is Pixie and he refuses to bite anyone. Assault/murder/draining fluids isnt punk even if being a vampire really kind of is. Hes very hungry by now and the much bigger meaner deadlier vamps kick him around on the nightly. Jude would love to find and fight some actual undead bullies. And Pixie could use some help staying alive. Time to make a deal.Together they fight crime. And maybe even heal.Of course life still sucks when youre a vampire who refuses to suck blood. Fortunately theres a really interesting new barbecue restaurant in the mall with an intriguing new recipe. (We hear that the secret ingredient is love. No really.)
language: English
title: Going Through The Motions
publisher: The Kraken Collective