num_pages: 368
description: 
  There is nothing more powerful than a bad idea whose time has come. And there can be few ideas less bad or more potentially apocalyptic than that hatched by genetic scientist Dr. Stephen Malone. Using DNA strands extracted from the dried blood on the Turin Shroud, Dr. Malone is cloning Jesus. 

language: English
title: The Brentford Chainstore Massacre
titlecomplete: The Brentford Chainstore Massacre
genres: Audiobook, Science Fiction, Science Fiction Fantasy, Comedy, Fantasy, British Literature, Fiction, Humor, Comic Fantasy
ratings_count: 1500
series: Brentford
publisher: Corgi