num_pages: 346
description:  A Poo Poo Kind of MorningI tried not to look down the mouth of hell staring back at me from inside the glaringly pristine outer ceramic shell of the white throne my throat catching stomach doing half flips and a rather impressive rollover routine that would have gotten at least a 9.5 even from the Russian judges. Instead I forced myself to smile and swallow and remind myself the elbow length yellow rubber gloves grasping the handle of the standard issue plunger were all that stood between me and Pooageddon.Suck it up Fee. Big girl panties and adulting and all that.At what point I waved the dripping plunger wincing as droplets of yuck flew did I think owning a bed and breakfast was going to be glamorous and romantic?Fiona Fleming hasn't lived in Reading Vermont in over a decade her escape from small town living leading her to New York City and a life of adventure. An adventure that has left her with no career an ex who cheated on her and zero plans for the future. Her grandmother's death grants her a new chance--inheriting Petunia's Iris Fleming's bed and breakfast seems like the ideal fresh start. But when Fee finds out ownership of the property Iris willed her might be in question she's drawn into the seedy underbelly of the cutest town in America after being singled out as the main suspect in a murder.
language: English
title: Bed and Breakfast and Murder
publisher: Mayhem and Murder Ink