num_pages: 367
description: My imitation of our billionaire boss had everyone ROFL. Wellalmost everyone. Worst. Butt-dial. Ever!It was just some silly fun. A goofy imitation of the faceless mega-billionaire who owns our faceless international mega-corporation. And yes there was laughter. Possibly a few hoots and screams. How was I to know that Dave from accounting had sat on the speakerphone butt-dialing said mega-billionaire? Or that hed listen to me make fun of him for ten straight minutes. Ummmhe couldve announced himself! They say hes a notorious rake. A paparazzi-punching scoundrel. An international jet-set bad boy.And now I hear hes determined to track down the jokester. Me. Eep! But were tight like family in this officeno way will my co-workers rat me out in spite of the pressure from the top. Plus who brings the cookies? Moi! Things die down after a few months and Im pretty sure Im safe. Thank goodness because I have my hands full with our lazy arrogant new office gopher. He has the worst work ethic Ive ever seenhow did he even get hired? He doesnt know how to work a vending machine and hes baffled when we send around a card to be signed for somebodys birthday. Its as if hes never set foot in a place of business in his life. But little by little we're drawing closer. He's funny. Sexy. Wicked. Still hes all wrong for me. I like respectable men with a work ethic. Also I cant shake the feeling that hes hiding something
language: English
title: Butt-dialing the Billionaire
publisher: None