num_pages: 193
description: Subterranean Press is thrilled to announce the novel-length prequel to the classic story Bubba Ho-Tep.Before Bubba Ho-Tep there was Bubba and the Cosmic Blood-Suckers. Part of a secret government organization designed to protect civilians Elvis Presley and a handful of hardcore warriors set out to save the world from an invasion of hive-minded shape-shifting vampire-like creatures from a dark dimension who have taken up residence in a New Orleans junkyard. Besides Elvis among these righteous warriors is a hammer-wielding descendent of John Henry of railroad fame a Blind Man who sees more than those with sight Jack a strategic wizard and Elvis's right hand man and journal writer Johnny all thrown in with Raven (real name Jenny) a female recruit who is also a budding pop star and like Elvis high on the charisma chart. Their leader is none other than Colonel Parker Elvis's cutthroat manager and a warrior himself directly in contact with President Nixon or possibly one of his doubles.It's an unnerving peek into a secret world and a possible delusion. It's what happened before Elvis aka Sebastian Haff found himself in an East Texas rest home mounted on a walker fighting an Egyptian mummy and worrying about a growth on his pecker. Strange monsters wild fights sex with a beautiful ghost a drug-induced trip into another dimension and all manner of mayhem ensue along with a Mississippi riverboat ride on a giant paddle wheel and of course there will be 3D glasses fried peanut butter and 'nanna sandwiches and a few hard working zombies.Bring the kids but plug their ears and blindfold them. This is one wild and nasty ride to the dark side but with laughter.
language: English
title: Bubba and the Cosmic Blood-Suckers
publisher: Subterranean