num_pages: 375
description: What happens when a snarky hitman and a by-the-book PI cross paths? Leland Being a hitman has its perks but I never thought getting an accidental mooning by an attractive PI while hes caught on a fence would be one of them. While its not exactly love at first sight hes captured my interest and wont let go. Suddenly I find myself caught in a game of cat and mouse determined to attract the attention of Jackson the PI who should be my enemy. He pretends like hes not flattered by my flowers and the mentions of my totally-not-fictitious blow-up doll Randy (or was it Dandy?) but I know better. Why else would he be teaming up with me to bring down Hardek one of the citys most ruthless criminals? Jackson Even though the cops are telling me that the hitman is a notorious contract killer I cant help but admit that Im drawn to him. Hes funny charismatic and attractive. Theres no way this ridiculous man can be the person the cops are after. But when Leland ends up at my doorstep injured Im faced with a tough choice. Its my duty to hand him over to law enforcement but my heart has other plans. I want to keep him. To protect him. To be with him. Though one question remains: why in the world does the man have so many d*mn guns? Contains: shenanigans on a swing that you would NOT find at a playground a car chase that sadly doesn't have flips or explosions a horsey ride sans horse cuddles an exuberant mutt a suspicious chief of police and lots and lots of laughs.
language: English
title: The Hitman's Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love
publisher: None