num_pages: 160
description: Here is the Bush won; Kerry lost.Here is your AA#RGH*HG@GHW&amp;WGRWW!!?!Here is your The Bush Survival BibleAlthough many of you may try, you can’t really do anything about the election results. But you can do something about your postelection stress disorder. Here are 250 ways to help you get through the next four years. For • Are you suicidal? Here are 5 antidepressants to consider.• Are you cold? Here are 6 reasons to love global warming.• Are you ready to leave the country? Here are 7 countries to move to.• Are you political? Here are 6 ways to get involved in local politics.• Are you spiritual? Here are 9 prayers to get you through the night.No matter who you are, no matter what you feel, there’s a solution for you. Yes, Bush won. But that doesn’t mean you have to lose. And remember, he can’t run for a third term. Just 1,461 days to go! Light a candle, don’t sweat the Bush stuff, and pray.
language: English
title: The Bush Survival Bible: 250 Ways to Make it Through the Next Four Years Without Misunderestimating the Dangers Ahead, and Other Subliminable Stategeries
titlecomplete: The Bush Survival Bible: 250 Ways to Make it Through the Next Four Years Without Misunderestimating the Dangers Ahead, and Other Subliminable Stategeries
genres: Humor, Nonfiction, Politics
ratings_count: 54
publisher: Villard