num_pages: 300
description: Witness the epic battle of the cyclops!Visit the endangered dragon preserve! Please no slaying.Solve the mystery of The Mystery Cottage if you dare!Buy some knick knacks from The Fates! They might come in handy later.On a road trip across an enchanted America Helen and Troy will discover all this and more. If the curse placed upon them by an ancient god doesn't kill them or the pack of reluctant orc assassins don't catch up to them Helen and Troy might reach the end their journey in one piece where they might just end up destroying the world. Or at least a state or two.A minotaur girl an all-American boy a three-legged dog and a classic car are on the road to adventure where every exit leads to adventure. Whether they like it or not.
language: None
title: Helen and Troy's Epic Road Quest
publisher: Orbit