num_pages: 272
description: You've got circles under your eyes, crusty white stuff on your clothes, and strained carrots in your hair--welcome to the lighter, messier and definitely funnier side of parenthood!In this laugh-out-loud collection of wit and wisdom, the WorkingMother columnist and author of You Might As Well Laugh delivers chuckles, cheer, and compassion--guaranteed to help parents survive the first three years. From breast feeding to toilet training and everything in-between, Sleeping Through the Night Parent Lingo--or words you never thought you'd want to know the meaning of, like Onesies, Zwieback, and Projectile VomitingThe going bribery rates for toddlers (M&amp;Ms are the currency of choice)All-time favorites the toilet brush, lids from pots and pans, anything in your cosmetic drawer, fireplace tools, your keysHow to reconnect with old what's-his-name, that guy across the pillowThings NOT to discuss with the parents in the park (like your babysitter's phone number)
language: English
title: Sleeping Through the Night...and Other Lies: The Mysteries, Marvels, and Mayhem in the First Three Years of Parenthood
titlecomplete: Sleeping Through the Night...and Other Lies: The Mysteries, Marvels, and Mayhem in the First Three Years of Parenthood
genres: Nonfiction
ratings_count: 32
publisher: St. Martin's Paperbacks