num_pages: 224
description: Welcome to the world of Ted L. Nancy. Some have called him inspired, some have called him a goofball, and many have wondered who Ted really is. All we know is that Ted loves to write and it shows-Extra Nutty! is chock full of nut, a record of real live correspondence from America's favorite pen pal to a cross-section of this great nation. Extra Nutty! is bursting with all new letters showing Ted at his looniest. Take, for example, Dear Business Permits I want to apply for a business permit in your fine city...I operate the Soup &amp; Sleep Restaurants. You can either order soup or sleep. A hostess will greet you and you would say, "I'd like to sleep." She will lead you to a table where you can catch a few winks. Or Dear Helena Ocean &amp; Dog Licensing I will stage the play "Mark Twain with Tourette's Syndrome.". . . Let me know what arrangements I need to make to store my anchovie tank at your seaport. Thank you. I await large crowds. Or even Dear I have invented a male underpants liner...This liner fits right in your shorts and can be thrown away after 15 weeks. I have been wearing the same pair of underwear for 105 days now and although they feel a little stretchy they are perfectly clean. Ted's unique way of looking at the world-and how the world responds to Ted's schemes-is captured here in this extra nutty, hugely hilarious collection.
language: English
title: Extra Nutty
titlecomplete: Extra Nutty
genres: Humor, American, Nonfiction, Comedy
ratings_count: 468
series: Letters from a Nut
publisher: St. Martin's Press