num_pages: 279
description: Essays take a humorous look at love, marriage, the relationship between men and women, and growing up
language: English
title: If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About a Quart Low
titlecomplete: If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About a Quart Low
genres: Southern, Humor, Biography, Essays, Nonfiction
ratings_count: 445
publisher: Grand Central Pub