num_pages: 112
description: Finally—A Pregnancy Book That Won't Put Men to SleepMy Boys Can Swim! tells real men everything they really want to know about pregnancy, such How much is it going to cost? Why does your wife primp before seeing her doctor when she hasn't put a stitch of make-up on for you in months? And, most important, what's it going to do to your sex life?This rollicking, laugh-out-loud book is for expectant dads in search of bottom-line pregnancy information, without all that boring touchy-feely stuff you find in those books written for women. Inside you'll discover helpful—and hilarious—information and insights on such topics The Maternity "A key part of the maternity wardrobe is maternity underwear—parachute-like undies big enough to fit an NFL defensive lineman."Baby "Don't give your kids mockable names like Thaddeus, which is Greek for 'I'm a dork and should be beaten up.'"The "No one told me it's normal that babies' heads can be misshapen at birth. I was convinced that my wife gave birth to Veldar, the conehead."
language: English
title: My Boys Can Swim!: The Official Guy's Guide to Pregnancy
titlecomplete: My Boys Can Swim!: The Official Guy's Guide to Pregnancy
genres: Humor, Parenting, Nonfiction
ratings_count: 334
publisher: Crown