num_pages: 60
description: Ahhhh. The search for the perfect man.For most women, it's a quest that begins practically the moment she's born. There, in the hospital nursery, she smiles sweetly at the boy in the next crib. He returns a long, meaningful glance. Then, like most men, he burps, wets himself and screams for someone to bring him his food. And while she may not realize it at the time, she'll soon discover that his type of male behavior never really changes all that much.But still she searches. Surely, the perfect man must be out there. Somewhere hidden amongst all those plaid sportcoats, hairy backs and bad toupees, there must be one perfect man. Someone who will love her. Someone who shares her interests. Someone who won't mind spoonfeeding her ice cream in bed every night for the rest of her life.Then it dawns on her. Maybe she's asking too much. Maybe her standards are too high. Maybe, in the interest of all mankind, she should be just a little more accepting of people's flaws, and search for that tiny kernel of inner beauty that all men must possess.Naaaah.Keep looking for that perfect man.
language: English
title: The Perfect Man: He's Quiet, He's Sweet, and If He Gives You Any Grief, You Can Bite His Head Off
titlecomplete: The Perfect Man: He's Quiet, He's Sweet, and If He Gives You Any Grief, You Can Bite His Head Off
genres: Humor
ratings_count: 4
publisher: Day Dream Publishing