num_pages: 256
description: These movies would take nearly two days to watch end to end. And that's with no toilet breaks. And all you'd get to eat and drink would be giant buckets of coke and popcorn, and six inches of horrible pink gunk extruded on a bun. And your left hand will keep wandering down to that tacky gobbet of someone else's chewing gum under your seat. You know it will.Even if you saw one a week it would take three months: you'd miss all those trips down the pub and your friends would stop speaking to you and you'd be in danger of turning into Jonathan Ross. And no one wants that.Or perhaps you could watch them at home on DVD and never be able to get up out of your sofa ever again. Even when the pizza arrives.But then Hollywood Blockbusters are a guilty pleasure you'd really not want to be without. Never fear. Help is at hand. Well, in your hand actually. Ten of the biggest movies of the last thirty years. Condensed. Made (intentionally) funny. Made (intentionally) very funny. Simple really.
language: English
title: Movies In Fifteen Minutes: The Ten Biggest Movies Ever For People Who Can't Be Bothered
titlecomplete: Movies In Fifteen Minutes: The Ten Biggest Movies Ever For People Who Can't Be Bothered
genres: Pop Culture, Fandom, Comedy, Nonfiction, Film, Media Tie In, Humor, Short Stories
ratings_count: 329
publisher: Gollancz