num_pages: 242
description: Hattie Cross knows what you're thinking: Zombie sex? Ewwwww. But she also knows that since a virus turned 99.9999 percent of human males into zombies it's statistically impossible to meet--let alone date--the remaining 0.00001 percent. So she writes The Girls' Guide to Dating Zombies to help her fellow single women navigate the zombie-relationship waters.Her practical how-to impresses the CEO of the largest drug company in the world and before she knows it Hattie a reporter for a downmarket tabloid that specializes in conspiracy theories is sitting down with the woman who single-handedly invented the zombie-behavioral-modification market. Granted access to the inner sanctum of zombaceuticals she meets an actual living breathing M-A-N.Now Hattie the consummate professional is acting like a single girl at the end of the twentieth century: self-conscious klutzy and unable to form a coherent sentence without babbling. Worst of all the human male appears to have impaired her ability to think clearly. Because all of a sudden she's convinced a conspiracy is afoot at the drug company and it seems to go all the way to the top!
language: English
title: The Girls' Guide to Dating Zombies
publisher: Potatoworks Press