num_pages: 304
description: All our lives weve been fed watered-down PC versions of the classic myths. In reality mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified. Wait it all makes sense now. In Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes Cory OBrien creator of Myths RETOLD! sets the stories straight. These are rude crude totally sacred texts told the way they were meant to be told: loudly and with lots of four-letter words. Skeptical? Here are just a few gems to consider:  Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being too good in bed.  The entire Egyptian universe was saved because Sekhmet just got too hammered to keep murdering everyone.  The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance partieson the corpses of their enemies.  The Norse goddess Freyja once consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in exchange for one shiny necklace. And theres more dysfunctional goodness where that came from.
language: English
title: Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology
publisher: TarcherPerigee