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description: Chapter One: If You Can't Say Anything Nice"You're not a woman. You're a disease!"-Mike Connors, "Where Love Has Gone" (1964)"I thought you were a woman--but you're nothing but a career."-Sterling Hayden to Bette Davis, "The Star" (1952)"You're like some fancy kind of disease. I had it once--now I'm immune."-John Ireland to Joan Crawford, "Queen Bee" (1955)"Floozy! Floozy! Floozy!"-Carmen Miranda to Cobina Wright, "Week-End in Havana" (1941)"Usually, one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature."-John Gielgud, "Arthur" (1981)"Look, if you think you're gonna get back in my panties, forget it. There's one asshole in there already."-Kathleen Turner, "Crimes of Passion" (1984)"Anne Schuyler's in the Blue Book. You're not even in the phone book."-Edmund Breese, "Platinum Blonde" (1931)"You, you're forty-two. There are many good minutes left for you."-Milton Berle to Eleanor Parker, "The Oscar" (1960)"You probably haven't had a good lay in years. Your legs have been together longer than the Lennon Sisters."-Bette Midler, "Stella" (1990)"You know something, Hank? You're 90% man and 10% rat!"-Lana Turner, "Love Has Many Faces" (1965)"The stork that brought you must have been a vulture."-Ann Sheridan, "Torrid Zone" (1940)"You have the touch of a love-starved cobra."-Monty Woolley, "The Man Who Came to Dinner" (1941)"As long as they've got sidewalks, you've got a job."-Joan Blondell, "Footlight Parade" (1933)"You're still a little shop girl from San Francisco. You should've stayed on the other side of the counter."-Constance Bennett to Lana Turner, "Madame X" (1966)"There areonly two things I dislike about you--your face."-Elizabeth Taylor to Kim Novak, "The Mirror Crack'd" (1980)Chapter Two: Bette"Sister number one" (Bette Davis): "For someone who just buried her husband this morning, you don't seem very upset.""Sister number two" (also Bette Davis): "Phony mourning makes me sick!"-Bette Davis, "Dead Ringer" (1964)"I detest cheap sentiment."-Bette Davis, "All About Eve" (1
language: English
title: Nice Girls Don't Wear Cha-Cha Heels!
titlecomplete: Nice Girls Don't Wear Cha-Cha Heels!
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publisher: Alyson Books