num_pages: 207
description: This humorous law-related narrative focuses upon the author - attorney's attempts to obtain Justice for his clients. While Justice sometimes prevails, it does not necessarily occur for any reason planned or expected by the litigants or their legal counsel. Most of the 28 chapters deal with actual trials, and involve specialized litigation skills such as the ability to properly cross-examine a cow; counseling a client regarding purchase of a senior citizen dog license despite the fact the dog is not yet 65 years of age; obtaining a speedy conclusion in the proceedings by standing on the Judge's air supply hose; calculating damages when a moosehead is stolen, even if you aren't a moose; knowing when to accept a collect call from a client who is strapped to an electric chair, and how to get a refund from the prison from the decedent's petty cash.
language: English
title: There's No Justice - Just Court Costs
titlecomplete: There's No Justice - Just Court Costs
ratings_count: 4
publisher: Fox Publications, Inc.