num_pages: 40
description: If you happen to have a dinosaur lying around your living room and you don't know what to do with it ... why don't you use it as a can opener? It will make a terrific nutcracker too! There are oodles of uses for a dinosaur -- from a fine umbrella to an excellent kite and a dandy pillow not to mention a reliable burglar alarm and the perfect excuse to forget your homework. This delightfully absurd exploration of the domestic uses of dinosaurs -- and the things dinos just aren't good for at all -- is guaranteed to tickle funny bones and spark imaginations. If you read carefully you'll learn how to make your dinosaur last a very long time.
language: English
title: If You Happen to Have a Dinosaur
publisher: Tundra Books