num_pages: 322
description: Vesper is a scientific-minded young woman living in the kingdom of Malland. When she finds a detached talking penis in the woods her sheltered life with its wistful fantasies of change explodes into chaos as the penis chases her home wrecks her sisters engagement party and causes a scandal so costly that it results in Vespers forced engagement to a wart-faced widower who agrees to pay her familys debt.Vesper flees her engagement hoping for a reward when she returns the penis to his ownerthe royal prince no less. But she discovers that the penis isnt the only talking body part flying around the kingdom. People everywhere are falling victim to a magical disease that causes body parts to fall off and animate and Vesper finds herself fighting an evil plot to create an army of body parts and a society of denial and control one that deals with all problems by severing them.
language: English
title: Dysmorphic Kingdom
publisher: Montag Press