num_pages: 320
description: A paranormal Dumplin' for adults When Life Gives You Vampires is part a journey of body positivity part a story about learning how to accept love at face value and part a hysterical romcom told through a paranormal lens.Twenty-five year old Lily Baines is used to waking up hungover overweight and underemployed. Waking up with fangs? Not so much. But when it turns out a little light necking has more serious consequences than she ever imagined Lily's determined to get to the bottom of it.Tristan hadn't meant to turn Lilyit's against vampire lawbut now that she's here they need to team up to save their hides. They strike a truce fending off other vampires Lily's work-rival-turned-slayer and her mother's tone-deaf romance and fitness adviceall while Lily faces down her insecurities about the fact that she lives in a diet-obsessed world with a body that will never age never die and never change. Can she learn to love the (plus size) woman she'll be forever more?
language: English
title: When Life Gives You Vampires
publisher: Sourcebooks Casablanca