num_pages: 408
description: Ive fallen victim to a heinous act.An act so vile so downright dirty that Im not sure as a twenty-year-old man I'll ever recover. Brace yourself because what Im about to tell you might have you gasping in secondhand horror.Ready? Here it goes . . .Ive recently become the pawn of a meddling mom.Yes . . . A MEDDLING MOM--who's been trying to set me up all summer.Now I understand its not a crime for a mother to want her child to fall in love but when she makes it her relentless MISSION the heinous act should be classified as a misdemeanor at least.Of course my mom the evil matriarch in the devils leggings made her final stab at finding a girl for me days before I went back to college.And I hate to admit it but she saved a doozy for last.A titan in black skinny jeans.A boss of nonchalance.And a girl who would not only turn my life upside down but do it while juggling a soccer ball looking effortlessly gorgeous around campus and is one hundred percent against relationships. Of any sort.Thanks Mom.
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title: The Setup
publisher: None