num_pages: 28
description: Comedian blogger and essayist Samantha Irby is not going to be a better person this year than she was last. Nope. With a small group of woo-woo others Irby sets seventy micro-resolutions and thenwith the rest of usshe fails at almost every single one of them. Thoughtful witty poignantthe failed intentions in New Year Same Trash will make you laugh and cry. Because you know youve been there. You cant wake up in time to go to brunch. Swimming three times a week? Who are you kidding. Youre not going to shower every day or pack your lunch every day. Youre definitely not going to choose a smart movie over mindless entertainment because youre tired. Youre lazy. And no youre never going to be a positive thinker. I didnt do this. Im gonna. Maybe. Dont worry. Its okay. Theres always next year. Instantly recognizable to anyone whos ever failed to make goals and stick with them New Year Same Trash will bring hilarious relief.A Vintage Shorts Original. An ebook short.
language: English
title: New Year, Same Trash: Resolutions I Absolutely Did Not Keep
publisher: Vintage