num_pages: 158
description: Church can be a puzzle for children, what with grandfathers up in the choir wearing dresses, and "the consecrated Cross I'd bear" sounding like a big animalwith bad vision. Jack Butler says that Allbright "can hit your funny bone at fifty paces. . .and he can do a little bit more."
language: English
title: The Consecrated Cross-Eyed Bear: Stories from the Less-Solemn Side of Church Life
titlecomplete: The Consecrated Cross-Eyed Bear: Stories from the Less-Solemn Side of Church Life
publisher: August House Pub Inc