num_pages: 288
description: An alternative cover edition for this ASIN can be found here.Two old dudes want to kill me. Oh and one of them is my ancestorAnd after centuries of practice theyre pretty good at the whole murder thing. But at least they want to kill each other just as badly.Now Ive taken down a Greek Goddess worn a Horsemans Mask and I ride a homicidal unicorn who hates rainbows with a passion. Some might say sending two senior citizens to a permanent retirement home should be a breeze.It aint.Because thats not my biggest concern. One of my friends is in danger or possibly dying and I need to get her back before her fianc kills me. But finding her introduces me to new worlds of pain. The biggest of these being my own pastwhich has been a blatant lieand a parting gift from my parentswhich might have just been the coin toss for the Apocalypse Olympics.Im beginning to realize that none of the old Gods Legends or Monsters have been idle the last few centuries. Theyve been waiting picking sides and scheming schemes.Of course maybe one of those two old dudes will punch my ticket and save me the headache. A wizard can Hope right? Because either way Im about to have a very bad series of days
language: English
title: War Hammer
publisher: Argento Publishing, LLC