num_pages: 88
description: Sometimes you stop by the convenience store for a slushy and the world just goes straight to hell and takes you along with it. I haven't had this much fun watching terrible stuff happen in a long time. -Stephen Graham Jones  author of Mongrels A Bizarro fiction tribute to the Kevin Smith cult classic CLERKS . After a killer surf session Scot Kring stops into his local Fasmart for a delicious icy Slushpuppy. But before he can leave a homeless guy outside has a stroke and accidentally recites an ancient Latin phrase that summons a very hungry demon who just so happens to look like filmmaker Kevin Smith. Now Scot's stuck in a time loop along with the other occupants of the convenience store who may or may not be demonically possessed and he's fighting back with nothing but a fistful of greasy hot dogs and a souvenir Slushpuppy cup as the giant menacing kaiju Kevin Smith threatens to kill them all. Im Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today is a demon apocalypse comedy for the slacker generation. 
language: English
title: I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today
publisher: New Bizarro Author Series