num_pages: 191
description: Two necromancers an army of golems and a demon lord  it sounds like a recipe for trouble and for Timmy it definitely is. To earn his pardon and avoid horrible torture and/or gruesome execution Timmy has to complete every mission the Council throws his way most of which seem to involve extremely scary things trying to kill him. At least hes got help  sort of. His help consists of an apprentice with designs on his castle (and her plans may or may not involve overthrowing him) a bureaucrat whose two greatest skills are fainting in the face of trouble and using people (usually Timmy) as human shields and an elf with the worlds worst case of pyromania and enough magic to level a mountain. Somehow Timmys got to get this bunch of unconventional heroes to work together. Trouble is coming and its trouble of the kind that only a necromancer like Timmy could possibly find himself in the middle of. An army of killer golems is on the loose which may give Timmy the excuse he needs to legally unleash wave after wave of killer zombies. Zombie versus golem  its every necromancers dream. And then theres the demon lord thats out to usher in the apocalypse. Sure demons arent exactly his specialty but theres nothing that a good magical shovel to the back of the head cant fix. One way or another Timmy is going to get his pardon and a tax rebate too  even if it means going up against murderous golems insane demon lords or mischievous ninja rodents with a predilection for magical swords and the skills to back up the trash talk.
language: English
title: Two Necromancers, an Army of Golems, and a Demon Lord
publisher: Amazon Digital Services