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description: If your ex arrives in your hometown eighteen months after you walked out on him while you were eight months pregnant follow this short list of rules before you give him a second chance.Rule #1  Dont stand in the way of your brothers who want to rough him up.Rule #2  Dont meet him for coffee and agree to allow him to meet your daughter.Rule #3  Dont drool when your daughter falls asleep on his chest for the first time. Its just your ovaries talking.Rule #4  Dont let him hold your hand. While were at it no hugs no kisses on the cheek just no physical contact in general. That only leads to remembering better times.The last one is the most importantRule #5  When you find yourself needing someones help and youre tired of always asking your family dont let him be the one whos there for you.Because all those good qualities of his will suck you right back in and youll have no chance of fighting your feelings especially now that hes ready to be a father to your daughter.
language: English
title: Rules for Dating Your Ex
publisher: None