num_pages: 128
description: RULES OF THE UBERWALD LEAGUE OF TEMPERANCE ANKH-MORPORK:MISSION OBJECT To further the cause of temperance and of total abstinence from drinking human blood (The Old Practice) to provide recreation and means of social intercourse for its members and to encourage by meetings lectures discussions sing-songs and hot tea a better knowledge of the dangers of the Old Practice. MEMBERSHIP Any person 100 years or over who is undead of good character and is prepared to sign the Pledge shall irrespective of race sex nationality or species be eligible for admission to membership. THE PLEDGE Every member must during his or her membership be a strict adherent to the principles set out in the Pledge. GOVERNMENT The affairs of the League shall be managed at each Mission of the League by a General Committee which shall consist of the Officers of the Mission plus other members up to a total of thirteen and two members nominated by the Avoidance of Old Practices Committee.
language: English
title: The Discworld (Reformed) Vampyre's Diary 2003
publisher: Gollancz