num_pages: 290
description: When an oversexed and over-caffeinated philosopher crashes a Gatsby party even the wood-chips on the wall are going to get aroused!Franois-Marie Arouet better known as Voltaire is back and ready for action! Armed with only his wits his wig and his mighty cleaver (which he did not have in 1484) our daring and dangerous hero accepts a critical mission to save some very minor characters from F. Scott Fitzgeralds The Great Gatsby.Wait did you say MINOR characters? Who CARES if Klipspringer or the owl-faced man die horrible deaths?The Universe cares that's who. Its very fabric could be torn asunder leaving gaping holes in time space and the plot of this very book. Should Voltaire fail the consequences will be unacceptable. For you Dear Reader shall awaken in the morning married to the boil on the Queen of Spains buttock.Pain suffering sex squirrels and advanced weaponry pervade this towering work of modern-day literature. Those who hold The Great Gatsby in high esteem will fawn over this nouveau look into its world composing dissertations on its scope and the in-depth philosophical questions it raises. Or perhaps they'll just puke in their mouths.
language: None
title: Voltaire's Excellent Adventure: The Broken Boarder
publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform