num_pages: 288
description: In Seattles undead circles Amanda Feral is one of the beautiful zombies. Of course when youre socializing with werewolves devils and rampaging yetis theres not that much competition. Still Amanda has a stylish rep to maintain which is getting tricky now that her tanking ad agency is obliterating her finances. The fastest way to make some cash: appear on a new reality show American Minions hosted by lecherous wood nymph Johnny Birch. Classy? Maybe not but a girls gotta eat.With zombie gal pal Wendy posing as her bitchy agent Amanda settles in to Minions Mansion crowded with 24-7 video cameras and undead fame whores. When Johnny is found incinerated in a locked room Amanda decides to channel her inner Miss Marple (minus the fugly cardigans) and find out whos responsible. Was it Hairy Sue the white trash stripper yeti? Tanesha the glamorous trannie werewolf? Angie the Filipino vampire with a detachable head? Unveiling the culprit in a heart-stopping finale wont just save the show from cancellation it might just keep Amanda aliveor as close as a ghoul can get
language: English
title: Battle of the Network Zombies
publisher: Kensington