num_pages: 65
description: It's one of those days again: you discover tiny egyptian pyramids and slaves in your stool and soon you give birth to a Fecal-Pharaoh that is cursed... Yeah it's one of those days again. Heroine addict babies crawl onto your body and you become a superhero - sure the girls dig your new infant-muscles but you must keep up with the little crying bastards drug hunger. Yup that shitty day again when your wife calls for the police and the operator tells her that an officer will arrive in 9 months and a few weeks later your woman discovers that she is pregnant with a tiny police man that beats your stick with a baton every time you wanna get intimate with her.Action drama and holy fucking fecal matter! Join Turdmummy the Foreskin-Golem Craphouse Christ the fat Chirstmas-tree mermaid Prostate-Yeti and Tampon-Steed in a messy surreal fight against good taste.
language: English
title: Turdmummy
publisher: StrangeHouse Books