num_pages: 131
description: If your cat is kneading you that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is an offering of cat comics facts and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites such as Cat vs. Internet How to Pet a Kitty and The Bobcats plus 17 brand-new never-before-seen cat jokes. A pullout poster is included at the back of the book.
language: English
title: How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You (The Oatmeal)
publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing