num_pages: 361
description: 
  Table of Contents:
    The Lost Locomotive   "Take the Witness!"   The New Strokes   Contributors to This Issue   Dog Libel   The Rope Trick Explained   Toddling Along   No Pullmans, Please!   Mysteries from the Sky   The Evil Eye   Stop Those Hiccoughs!   Bad News   Isn't It Remarkable?   Do Dreams Go By Opposites?   My White Suit   Wear-Out-a-Shoe Week   Nature's Noises   Owl Data   As They Say in French: Other Times, Other Customs   Help!   Nature's Prizes   Our Noisy Ghosts   Movie Boners   Let's Not Dance This!   The French They Are--   Duck, Brothers!   What--No Budapest?   MacGregor for Ataman!   Do We Sleep Enough?   High Life Among the Birds   Do You Make These mistakes?   The Word "Three"   Read and Eat   Talking Dogs   My Trouble   Hollywood's Loss   Lights, Please!   Did You Know That--   Mutiny on the "Bounty"   The Dangers of Bass-Singing   Lucky World   "Name, Please?"   Eat More Worry   Keep a Log   Lost Youth   The Ice-Breaker   The Piano-Playing Record   Fun with Animals   The Children's Hour   Back to Mozart   Frog-Farming   My Orchard   Hedgehogs Wanted   Skol!   Comes the Eclipse   Autographs for Sale   Health and Work   Experience Meeting   Child-Holding   Rule of Thumb   Quick Quotations   Spy Scares   Mistaken Notions   Maxims from the Chinese   Excelsior!   The Rule of 87   Jolly Good Fellows   Taking up the Cudgels   Special Sale!   All Aboard for Dementia Praecox   One Minute, Please   Who Did It?   Prodigal Sea-Lions   London's Oldest Rink   Robot Rats   End of the Chanticleer!   Waiting for Bad News   Judgment-Day Rehearsal   What to Loll In   Blizzard Hysteria   The Moth Invasion   Don't Get Lost!   Notes   Artist's Model Succumbs!   Those Dicta   The Vigil   Haircut, Please!   Flying Flea   Phobias   The Camel Market   The Curse Shortage   First Aid   No More Nightmares   Ominous Announcements   "East, West, Home's Best!"   No More Bananas   You Mr. Grown-Up!   Sluggards, Ahoy!   Sweet Solitude   Penguin Feud   Coffee Versus Gin   The Early Worm   Truffle Poisoning   My Untold Story  
title: My Ten Years in a Quandary and How They Grew
titlecomplete: My Ten Years in a Quandary and How They Grew
genres: Fiction, Essays, Humor
ratings_count: 166
publisher: Amereon Ltd