num_pages: 232
description: WARNING: STRINGS is not suitable for slut shamers uptight stone throwers Holier-Than-Thou prudes humorless virgins persons with chronic neck or back pain pearl-clutching biddies those who disparage crude humor or vulgarity in their many forms closed-minded people with sticks up their asses or anyone under the age of 18. The vile base language and shocking unholy sexual acts contained herein are not condoned by anyone with a lick of sense and should certainly not be reproduced without proper training and protection. The potty-mouthed and perpetually horny heroine (the term is used loosely) of this book does not resemble a normal well-adjusted or remotely believable person in any way shape or form. The author acknowledges that the characters in this book are shallow and two-dimensional; the plot is both ridiculous and insipid. She makes no apologies for any of it.* Readers are strongly advised to wear latex gloves whilst reading to minimize contamination risks.Free-spirited musician Letty Dillinger adheres to a strict no strings attached policy when it comes to men. After a wild night of unabashed sex in a fancy hotel room she never expects to see the adventurous stud she dubs Shades again. When her all-girl rock trio books a tour at the last minute as the opening act for their archenemies Lettys shocked to discover she knows the competitions new lead singer. Intimately. Shades is no longer a one-night stand. Now hes the guy she has to one-up on stage every night for the sake of her career.Sharing close quarters on a bus with her sexy nemesis and his bad-boy buddies puts Lettys Golden Rule to the test. On this tour guitar strings arent the only things being played. And when heartstrings are pulled too hard theyre bound to snap sooner or later.
language: English
title: Strings
publisher: Howling Mad Press