num_pages: 352
description: If You're Looking For Warmth And Compassion AboutYour Sexual Worries, You Picked The Wrong Book. . .Yes, you'll get all your burning and why-is-it-burning questions answered,but the advice is coming from a son-of-a-bitch with a breathtaking giftfor the gratuitous insult.In these pages, you'll find medical answers to everything from how youcan ejaculate farther to how you can take--ahem--more cargo onyour loading dock. Alvear answers questions with the compassion ofa caffeine addict out of coffee, lining up a panel of doctors andpsychologists against the wall and beating the truth out of them. Theresult is a marriage of impeccably accurate information, politicallyincorrect opinion and withering sarcasm.Because the questions come from gay men all over the country, they'relike a peephole into the anxieties, concerns and worries that gay menhave about sex.Here's a sampling of what you'll . . . Only 6% of the population need extra-large condoms.Get over it.. . . The average erect penis is 5. I" long and 4.8" around.Unless you're in a chat room. Then double it.. . . Kegel exercises will give you harder hard-ons and morepowerful orgasms. But then, so will an 18-year-old.. . . 50% of men on anti-depressants experience sexual sideeffects.And no, having an affair is not considered a side effect you canblame on medicine.With buzz-saw wit,Men Are Pigs, But We Love Baconwill leave you laughing, howling, and knowing everything youneed to know about sex.
language: English
title: Men Are Pigs, But We Love Bacon: Not-So-Straight Answers from America's Most Outrageous Gay Sex Columnist
titlecomplete: Men Are Pigs, But We Love Bacon: Not-So-Straight Answers from America's Most Outrageous Gay Sex Columnist
genres: Sexuality, Nonfiction, Humor
ratings_count: 58
awards: awardedAt: 1041408000000
name: Lambda Literary Award
category: Humor
publisher: Kensington