num_pages: 256
description: It's the expose to end all exposes--the truth about the suburbs: where they planted trees and crabgrass came up, where they planted the schools and taxes came up, where they died of old age trying to merge onto the freeway and where they finally got sex out of the schools and back into the gutters.
language: English
title: The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank
titlecomplete: The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank
genres: Parenting, Classics, Biography, Memoir, Essays, Adult, Comedy, Biography Memoir, Humor, Nonfiction
ratings_count: 11316
publisher: Fawcett