num_pages: 80
description: A hilarious takekoff of The Rules gives funny advice to cats on how best to get what they want out of life, even a life as lavish as Morris the Cat with his Limo and scratching post in the back seat. Original.
language: English
title: The Rules for Cats: The Secret to Getting Free Catnip for Life
titlecomplete: The Rules for Cats: The Secret to Getting Free Catnip for Life
ratings_count: 4
publisher: Andrews McMeel Pub