num_pages: 208
description: Queen of the Turtle Derby and Other Southern Phenomena collects a bevy of wise, witty, often hilarious essays by the inimitably charming, staunchly Southern Julia Reed. In classic Dixie storytelling fashion, Reed wends her way through the South—from politics, religion, and women to weather, pestilence, guns, and what she calls “drinking and other Southern pursuits”—with a rare blend of literary elegance and plainspoken humor. To hear Reed tell it, the South is another country. She builds an entertaining and persuasive case, using as examples everything from its unfathomable codes of conduct to its disciplined fashion sense. When a bemused Reed once commented on the cross-dressing get-ups of an upstanding community member, her austere grandfather said, “He’s been wearing them lately. Now come on.” A friend of her aunt’s merely said, “I wonder where he gets his shoes. I can’t ever ?nd good-looking shoes in Nashville.” Southern food, of course, is an entire world apart: gumbo, grits, greens, okra, chess pie, Lady Baltimore cake, and Frito chili pie make memorable appearances in Reed’s stories, which will amuse, delight, and even explain a thing or two to baffed Yankees everywhere.Mysterious ways --Eat here --Trigger happiness --To live and die in Dixie --Lady killers --American beauty --Southern fashion explained --Cat fight --Whiskey weather --On soggy ground --The real first lady --George Jones, Inc. --Tender mercies --Tough love --Queen for a day --Miss Scarlett --Member of the club --License to kill --Bird song --A plague on our houses --That's entertainment! --The morning after --Snake world --Color me red --A reader's guide
language: English
title: Queen of the Turtle Derby and Other Southern Phenomena
titlecomplete: Queen of the Turtle Derby and Other Southern Phenomena
genres: Humor, Essays, Southern, Nonfiction, Short Stories, Memoir
ratings_count: 575
publisher: Random House