num_pages: 62
description: ShaeHere's my advice for how to survive a vacation to Italy with the college boyfriend you've just now realized is terrible:1. Ditch him in Rome. 2. Take the train to Naples for pizza. 3. Let the attractive older man youve just met buy you a drink. 4. Flirt a little (or a lot) while ignoring his wedding ring.5. Let him bend you over a table. 6. Break up with your boyfriend. --SalThere are a lot of ways to respond to the news that your wife is trying to kill you. I have sex with the young American who stumbles into my restaurant. And then I get revenge.Content warnings: assassination attempt (gunshot)maimingtorturediscussion of murder
language: English
title: Beautiful & Dirty
publisher: None