num_pages: 128
description: Michael Kupperman has already indulged his love for Mark Twain in the pages of Tales Designed to Thrizzle but the recent publication of Twain s (real) autobiography has inspired the cartoonist to a full-blown book-length master- piece of hilarity. Twain s own introduction says it all: GREETINGS STRANGER OF THE FUTURE. If you are reading this it means the written word has survived that the world of tomorrow still exists and that for some reason my ramblings are still considered worth reading. My name is Mark Twain and I write these words to you in the good old days of August 2010. What s that you say didn t you die a hundred years ago you old coot? I hear your memoirs have just been published right now in 2010 because they had to wait a century after your death blah blah blah and so on. The truth is I never died but the same old rumors got exaggerated and then the Great War happened so people forgot I was still alive. And I ve kept alive due to a magic spell cast upon me by a wizard but I ve promised not to tell that tale until 1000 years have passed. I let them do the century book because otherwise I might have to pay the advance back again and I couldn t afford it. I suppose by now you all know how I was Jack the Ripper and why it was in a good cause that I committed those foul murders. Also that I was directly responsible for the assassination of President Abraham Lincoln. Hopefully you ve forgiven me these indiscretions Readers eager to see how Twain hunted the Yeti ( Come out here and face me you snow-covered coward ) met the Six Million Dollar Man had a love affair with Mamie Eisenhower ( Boy oh boy this lady was one hot dish ) and accidentally became involved in X-rated films will devour this tome which of course is augmented with Kupperman s hilariously deadpan illustrations.
language: English
title: Mark Twain's Autobiography, 1910-2010
publisher: Fantagraphics Books