num_pages: 218
description: Want a recommendation for the best California Chardonnay to bring to your next dinner party? If so, don’t buy this goddamn book. Forget you even saw this. Purge it from your memory. This book is not for you. Unless… Do you want to become the most knowledgeable person in your social group about wine? Do you want to uncork a bottle of whoop-ass on every winedouche and uppity sommelier? Do you want attractive people to hurl themselves at you? And are you too lazy to spend any time whatsoever learning things?This might be your jam. The Greatest Wine Book Ever – written by the World’s Leading Wine Influencer. Adapted from the hugely popular Drinking &amp; Knowing Things blog, this book provides fifty-two specific wine recommendations. All you gotta do is spend five minutes each week reading the weekly wine recommendation, and then go out and drink a bottle of it. Within three months you’ll be wine conversant. Within six months you’ll become the de facto sommelier of your social group. And by the end of the year, you’ll be taking somms to the mat and doing James Bond level wine sh*t. Legal Michael Amon is in no way responsible for any maniacal wine passion you develop by going down this rabbit hole or any sultry situations you may find yourself in. He is also not responsible for your feelings. If you’re timid or easily offended it’s probably better if you opt out now. If you’re still reading, buckle up. Sh*t’s about to get real….
language: English
title: Drinking & Knowing Things