num_pages: 58
description: Jeff Burk is the cult favorite author of several books including SHATNERQUAKE and CRIPPLE WOLF. He is also one of the most original ridiculous and nerdy voices in the bizarro genre. B-MOVIES AND BEER RUINED MY LIFE! contains six short stories and two non-fiction pieces by Jeff Burk. From the filming of a hentai where a monster cant get its tentacles up to a house made literally of cats this collection shows why Wil Wheaton described his writing as Lloyd Kaufman and Sam Raimis mutant offspringThis ebook also contains two non-fiction essays. One about his worst reading ever where someone called the cops and an essay on loving extreme horror.This collection contains:IVE SEEN ENOUGH HENTAI TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOINGTHE DOG WHO STAREDHOUSE OF CATSFROSTY AND THE FULL MONTYTHE MOST ACCOMPLISHED CRACK HEAD IN THE WORLDPUNK ROCK NURSING HOMEWHEN THE COPS CAME FOR SHATNER OR MY WORST READING EVERYOU SICK FUCK OR WHY I LOVE EXTREME HORROR
language: English
title: B-Movies and Beer Ruined My Life!
publisher: Eraserhead Press