num_pages: 224
description: Slip into Westerman's absurd art world from the Cro-Magnet invention of the paint brush to theInternational Paint-by-Number Awards, plus:  	Visit Artists' Hospital, were shoddy art is surgically enhanced by the miracle of RECONSTRUCTIVE CREATIVITY! 	 Learn how Edward Hicks trained wild animals to sit for long group poses while he painted "Peaceable Kingdom!" 	See how Scouts from dysfunctional families may still become good citizens by earning merit badges in art! 	Discover the little-known New York academy where gallery owners learn how to make change, use credit cards and distinguish buying customers from artists! 	Find Out how you can earn an ARTISTIC LICENSE at home in your spare time! 	Know Why you should never use a chainsaw to cut mats plus other time- and money-saving tips on FRAMING! 	Learn about an art school that trains CATS for CAREERS in TRADITIONAL ART! 	Phone famous artists with our secret 900 number! 	Live up to your full potential as an artist! Start my 5-setp INSPIRATIONAL PROGRAM today! 	 PLUS MUCH, MUCH MORE WHEN YOU BUY THIS BOOK! 
language: English
title: How to Become a Famous Artist Through Pain & Suffering With Many Almost-True-To-Life Cases Plus Easy-To-Follow Greatness Directions
titlecomplete: How to Become a Famous Artist Through Pain & Suffering With Many Almost-True-To-Life Cases Plus Easy-To-Follow Greatness Directions
ratings_count: 1
publisher: Simon Pr