num_pages: 256
description: From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You  Only Prettier  and Bless Your Heart Tramp  comes a collection of essays so funny you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems  Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? Get yer Wassail It's carolin' time Airlines serving up one hot mess Action figure Jesus Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter And much more!Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.
language: English
title: You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
publisher: St. Martin's Press