num_pages: 288
description: Babe Walker center of the universe is a painstakingly manicured white girl with an expensive smoothie habit a proclivity for Louboutins a mysterious mother she's never met and approximately 50 bajillion Twitter followers. But her problems have landed her in shopping rehab--that's what happens when you spend $246893.50 in one afternoon at Barneys. Now she's decided to write her memoir revealing the gut-wrenching hurdles she's had to overcome in order to be perfect in every way every day. Hurdles such as: - I hate my horse. - Every job I've ever had is the worst job I've ever had. - He's not a doctor a lawyer or a prince. - I'll eat anything as long as it's gluten-free dairy-free low-carb low-fat low-calorie sugar-free and organic. In an Adderall-induced flash of inspiration Babe Walker has managed to create one of the most enjoyable unforgettable memoirs in years.
language: English
title: White Girl Problems
publisher: Hyperion