description: " "Joke Express" is a nonstop riot of hilarious jokes, quips, and one-liners. Arranged alphabetically in categories from "accidents" to "world," "Joke Express" collects over 1,400 hysterical musings from America's top comedians and writers, including David Letterman, Jon Stewart, Ellen DeGeneres, Chris Rock, Rita Rudner, Conan O'Brien, Cedric the Entertainer, Jerry Seinfeld, Margaret Cho, and Tina Fey. It also features up-and-coming comedians like Sarah Silverman, Dane Cook, Basil White, and many more. Some of the riotous witticisms Admit it, sport-utility-vehicle It's shaped a little differently, but it's a station wagon And you do not drive it across rivers You drive it across the Wal-Mart parking lot -- Dave Barry A Swedish company is marketing Nudie Jeans, a new brand of men's blue jeans that never require washing. Or, as most guys call them, "jeans." -- Amy Poehler One way to tell you're really You get in the cab and think the fare is the time. -- Dane CookAppreciate your mistakes for what they precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from. -- Al Franken "
language: English
title: Joke Express: Instant Delivery of 1,424 Funny Bits from the Best Comedians
titlecomplete: Joke Express: Instant Delivery of 1,424 Funny Bits from the Best Comedians
ratings_count: 1
publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing