num_pages: 94
description: Ralph was a traveling dildo salesman. His selection was vast and all models were stamped MADE IN HEAVEN.Under the watchful glare of a giant eyeball in the sky Ralph walks door to door selling dildos. He doesn't know why he sells dildos but he does know that with each house and each strange customer he moves closer to solving the mystery of the eternal dildo curse.A nightmare comedy about destiny faith and sex toys The Traveling Dildo Salesman is another classic from Kevin L. Donihe the Wonderland Award-winning author of House of Houses and Night of the Assholes.This edition also features Donihe's most lurid and infamous short stories: Milky Agitation Two-Way Santa The Helen Mower Living Room Zombies and Revenge of the Living Masturbation Rag.
language: English
title: The Traveling Dildo Salesman
publisher: Eraserhead Press