num_pages: 25
description: From cheap costumes to creepy dolls to questionable candy number one New York Times bestselling author Jenny Lawson weaves a hauntingly hilarious account of her ongoingsometimes outrageousHalloween life.The holly-jolly holidays arent for everyone least of all when you look back on that one Christmas when there were two definitely haunted dolls waiting for you and your sister under the tree. You have to assume thats where it all started.And so it was for Jenny Lawson. Now she lives in the land of eternal Halloween as evidenced by her interior decor and general state of darkness. (Although if you ask her her taxidermy zoo is less dark more delightful. But not everyone has taste so what are you going to do?)This essay takes Jenny back to where it all started from her humble beginnings as a trick-or-treater in the 1980s on high alert for (logistically improbable) candy laced with razor blades and the (allegedly) ever-present threat of satanists on the loose. From there she has risen from the candy-wrapper ashes of her childhood to claim her rightful lifestyle as the queen of Halloween.
language: English
title: I Choose Darkness
publisher: Amazon Original Storie