num_pages: 200
description: Are you cheap? Are you unskilled? Are you mediocre? Bob Holt is. In Views From the Cheap Lifestyles of the Unskilled and Mediocre, he relates his views on the concerns of middle class workers who are forced to live on a budget, and opinions which many people may be unable to express. Many of you may be in agreement with Bob, unless your company offers a health plan with sufficient coverage for sedation. Bob is currently living in his leftover underground Y2K bunker in Mantua, New Jersey. When he decides to emerge from his headquarters, he is constantly faced with true-to-life adventures like traveling eleven miles back and forth to work and causing a gas crisis, driving from Neptune to New Egypt while remaining in New Jersey, and training for the Olympics while overcoming obstacles such as caffeine addiction and a lack of talent. Bob also reflects on the true meaning of Christmas (for 45 seconds before the mall opens), discusses the virtues of better living through Powerball, and relates the finer points of Southern New Jersey, which do not include E-Z Pass. But they do include a hermit crab beauty pageant.
language: English
title: Views From the Cheap Seats: Lifestyles of the Unskilled and Mediocre
titlecomplete: Views From the Cheap Seats: Lifestyles of the Unskilled and Mediocre
ratings_count: 2
publisher: Annaconda Publishing