num_pages: 286
description: Dear reader,The word "carnivorous," which appears in the title of this book, means "meat-eating," and once you have read such a bloodthirsty word, there is no reason to read any further. This carnivorous volume contains such a distressing story that consuming any of its contents would be far more stomach-turning than even the most imbalanced meal.To avoid causing discomfort, it would be best if I didn't mention any of the unnerving ingredients of this story, particularly a confusing map, an ambidextrous person, an unruly crowd, a wooden plank, and Chabo the Wolf Baby.Sadly for me, my time is filled with researching and recording the displeasing and disenchanting lives of the Baudelaire orphans. But your time might be better filled with something more palatable, such as eating your vegetables, or feeding them to someone else.With all due respect,Lemony Snicket
language: English
title: The Carnivorous Carnival
titlecomplete: The Carnivorous Carnival (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #9)
characters: The Bald Man with the Long Nose, Olivia Caliban, Fernald, Esmé Squalor, White-Faced Women, Sunny Baudelaire, Violet Baudelaire, Geraldine Julienne, Count Olaf, Klaus Baudelaire
genres: Middle Grade, Audiobook, Young Adult, Childrens, Adventure, Fiction, Humor, Fantasy, Juvenile, Mystery
ratings_count: 126573
places: Caligari Carnival
series: A Series of Unfortunate Events
publisher: HarperCollins Publishers