num_pages: 93
description: Two necromancers a bureaucrat and an elf  it sounds like the start of a bad joke only the joke is on Timmy. Timothy Walter Bolton  better known as Timmy  has spent most of his life as a necromancer. When he isnt terrorising his enemies hes plotting inside his castle which is built on top of lightless chasms filled with nameless horrors and beings of a generally malevolent and megalomaniacal nature. But after one of his latest creations a zombie hydra-dragon-bear tries to eat him he decides that maybe its time to find a new less dangerous career. But thats easier said than done. Hes a wanted criminal with no shortage of powerful (and crazy) enemies and he has a bone or two to pick with the Everton Council of Mages. Hope arrives in the form of a new law. War is coming to Everton and the Council is desperate. In exchange for providing some help Timmy might just earn that pardon hes been looking for. Of course just because its possible to earn a pardon doesnt mean that its going to be easy. To earn his pardon Timmy is going to have to take down some of Evertons most dangerous enemies and put together a quirky group of unconventional heroes most of whom want nothing more than to mangle him and/or the Council in as vicious a way as possible. Its a good thing that hes got some help: an obnoxious ten-year-old apprentice who thinks that pink glasses are appropriate for a budding necromancer and a bumbling bureaucrat who may or may not make it through their first real fight without puking his guts up. Wonderful. Still Timmys never been one to back down from a challenge even if their first recruit is basically the elf version of the bogeyman.
language: English
title: Two Necromancers, a Bureaucrat, and an Elf
publisher: Amazon Digital Services