num_pages: 61
description: This play was lost in 1967 banished to the nether regions of Andy Warhol's New York studio the Factory. It was found again quite some years later under some lighting equipment in a silver trunk belonging to Billy Name. The Andy Warhol Museum has (or had) it on display. Several people now own copies... Excerpt from the dedication:'I dedicate this play to Me;a continuous source of strength and guidance and without whose unflinching loyalty devotion and faith this play could never have been written.Additional acknowledgements: Myself-For proofreading editorial comment helpful hints criticism and suggestions and an exquisite job of typing.I -for Independent research into men married women and other degenerates...'The main character is Bongi Perez. She is a hustler and a panhandler. She is also a lesbian. Bongi Perez says: 'I'm so female I'm subversive.'She loiters around the street making money cruising broads ('lowdown funky broads') and generally spouting witticisms and pontificating on the pitfalls of an American male dominated society. She encounters various characters as she goes about her day. One such character is Ginger who catches Bongi's eye as she's searching around the sidewalk for a misplaced turd she needs for a dinner party that she's hosting for two male friends later. Bongi asks Ginger if she's going to serve her guests the turd. Ginger replies 'You're impossible! I assure you I have no intention whatsoever of serving my guests a turd. The turd's for me. Everybody knows that men have much more respect for women who are good at lapping up shit.' Another character is Mrs. Arthur Hazlitt a housewife who ends up strangling her child with his super glue erection(I shudder to think). These are only two in what seems to be a whole plethora of personalities who have exchanges of one sort or another with Bongi. (Taken from http://everything2.com/title/Up%2520Y...)In 2000 35 years after being written the drama premiered on stage in San Francisco CA. (taken from http://search.sfweekly.com/2000-01-19...)
language: English
title: Up Your Ass or From the Cradle to the Boat or The Big Suck or Up from the Slime, & A Young Girl's Primer on How to Attain to the Leisure Class
publisher: VandA.ePublishing