num_pages: 300
description: Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three and when he woke up as a vampire he did so as a boring one. Timid socially awkward and plagued by self-esteem issues Fred has never been the adventurous sort.One fateful night  different from the night he died which was more inconvenient than fateful  Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world a world with chipper zombies truck driver wereponies maniacal necromancers ancient dragons and now one undead accountant trying his best to survive. Because even after its over life can still be a downright bloody mess.
language: English
title: The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
publisher: REUTS Publications, LLC