num_pages: 127
description: Holidays on Ice collects six of David Sedaris's most profound Christmas stories into one slender volume perfect for use as a last-minute coaster or ice scraper. This drinking man's companion can be enjoyed by the warmth of a raging fire, the glow of a brilliantly decorated tree, or even in the backseat of a van or police car. It should be read with your eyes, felt with your heart, and heard only when spoken to. It should, in short, behave much like a book. And, oh, what a book it is!SantaLand diaries --Season's greetings to our friends and family!!! --Front row center with Thaddeus Bristol --Based upon a true story --Christmas means giving --Dinah, the Christmas whore --Jesus shaves --Us and them --Let it snow --Six to eight Black men --The monster mash --The cow and the turkey
language: English
title: Holidays on Ice
titlecomplete: Holidays on Ice
genres: Holiday, Humor, Essays, Biography, Comedy, Nonfiction, Christmas, Short Stories, Memoir, Audiobook
ratings_count: 122863
publisher: Little, Brown and Company