num_pages: 384
description: My mother used to have a saying for everything. You cant be pretty and lucky. She wasnt pretty or lucky. You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find your Prince Charming. I kissed too many of those. Sorry but Prince Charming isnt in Hicktown Kentucky. The good ones go to Heaven; the bad ones go to Hell. Guess Im going to Hell. Hell is paved with good intentions. Surprisingly that one is true. Why? Because ... I intended to stay away from Calder Riggs. I intended not to fall in love with him. I intended to find a man who wasnt a loser or a joker. Oh well Ive never been afraid of Hell anyway. Thats why Im Crazy Bitch!
language: None
title: Crazy B!tch
publisher: Young Ink Press