num_pages: 306
description: A humorous romp through the African wilds . . . Tired of mortgage and car payments thirty-something Andrew and Gwynn and their Siamese cat Woodie did the proverbial vanishing act ending up on a desert island in one of the most idyllic spots on Earth: the Okavango Delta in Botswana southern Africa. Woefully inexperienced these two hapless escapees took control of a luxury lodge where the rich and pampered went to spot big game while sipping G&amp;Ts. Trouble soon followed. Amongst others their guests included a famous Hollywood director a group of French aristocrats a Mafia lawyer and a world-class cricketer. Their stays were punctuated by visits from bad-tempered elephants malicious baboons and a hyena with a plastic fetish. Only names have been changed to protect Andrew and Gwynn from inevitable lawsuits. 
language: English
title: Torn Trousers: A True Story of Courage and Adventure: How A Couple Sacrificed Everything To Escape to Paradise
publisher: 4xOverland LTD