num_pages: 64
description: Pearl to make her debut. Pearl's Guide to How to Make Your Silver Years Truly Golden is a must-read for women who have earned the right to do and say what they want when they want. Examples of Pearl's words of wisdom "Don't be fooled by low-fat diets. The real reason they're called low-fat diets is because the nanosecond you go off these diets, the low parts of your body will receive all the fat you thought you lost." "Find new ways to communicate with your husband. Using words like 'cheeseburger,' 'hammer,' or 'nail gun' to get his attention can bring about an alertness that is not unlike what you see at the Westminster Dog Show. Though he won't be as well-groomed." Nearly one million Pearl greeting cards are distributed through Recycled Paper Greetings, the third largest independent greeting card publisher in the world.
language: English
title: IF IT'S NOT ABOUT ME, I'M BUSY: Pearl's Guide to Living Large and Having a Stunning Shoe War
titlecomplete: IF IT'S NOT ABOUT ME, I'M BUSY: Pearl's Guide to Living Large and Having a Stunning Shoe War
ratings_count: 3
publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing