num_pages: 50
description: Also available in The Long and Short of It.Like a smaller and much scruffier Greta Garbo  finally  Markham speaks!Its Christmas and time for the first (and almost certainly last) St Marys Annual Childrens Christmas Party  attendance compulsory by order of Dr Bairstow. Discovered practising his illegal reindeer dance and poo-dropping routine our hero along with fellow disaster-magnets Peterson and Maxwell is despatched to Anglo-Saxon England to discover the truth about Alfred and the cakes.In his own words our hero reveals Major Guthries six-point guide to a successful assignment and the Security Sections true opinion of the History Department. And of historians in general. And of one historian in particular.And just to be clear it is time travel for Gods sake. Forget all that pretentious investigating major historical events in contemporary time rubbish.This is history without the capital H. Because this is the way the Security Section rolls!
language: English
title: My Name Is Markham
publisher: Accent Press