num_pages: 256
description: Dear Reader, You have undoubtedly picked up this book by mistake, so please put it down. Nobody in their right mind would read this particular book about th lives of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay in the village of V.F.D. has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded in these pages.  I can think of no single reason why anyone would want to open a book containing such unpleasant matters as migrating crows, an angry mob, a newspaper headline, the arrest of innocent poeple, the Deluxe cell, and some very strange hats.  It is my solemn and sacred occupation to research each detail of the Baudelaire chilren's lives and write them all down, but you may prefer to do some other solemn and sacred thing, such as reading another book instead.WITH ALL DO RESPECT,LEMONY SNICKET
language: English
title: The Vile Village
titlecomplete: The Vile Village (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #7)
characters: Klaus Baudelaire, Jacques Snicket, Duncan Quagmire, Hector of Troy, Count Olaf, Sunny Baudelaire, Esmé Squalor, Isadora Quagmire, Officer Luciana, Violet Baudelaire
genres: Adventure, Fantasy, Mystery, Childrens, Juvenile, Humor, Young Adult, Middle Grade, Audiobook, Fiction
ratings_count: 138697
places: Village of Fowl Devotees
series: A Series of Unfortunate Events
publisher: Scholastic, Inc.