num_pages: 396
description: My sisters call my ex-husband Satan. That tells you everything you need to know about him. I thought I was sorted on the life front. I was a heart surgeon with a loving partner and two gorgeous little girls. Except my husbands version of loving is lying cheating and sleeping his way around London. Which means I definitely deserve a refund. Unfortunately moving on isnt that simple. Just because I know how to operate on a heart doesnt mean I know how to fix my broken one. Plus I lost the receipt for him years ago so Im definitely getting short changed. But now Im single am I ready to mingle? There are a few minor issues: 1) The last time I went on a date double denim was in fashion and my eyebrows were horrendously overplucked. 2) Men wear stupidly skinny jeans now. 3) I dont know how to use dating apps but at least I dont have to get changed out of my pyjamas. 4) Sometimes the most promising thing you have in common with a guy is a shared love of prawns. 5) I dont know whether to open a date with hi or hello or hey and once I ended up saying howdy. Everything happens for a reason they say. Theres plenty more fish in the sea. But what happens when everything falls apart and you havent got a clue how to go fishing? An absolutely hilarious and utterly relatable tale for anyone who has ever survived a nightmare relationship felt a little lonely or nursed a broken heart with wine and carbs. This feel-good novel will get you back on your feet and genuinely laughing out loud. Perfect for fans of Why Mummy Drinks Sophie Ranald and Sophie Kinsella.
language: English
title: Can I Give My Husband Back?
publisher: Bookouture