num_pages: 280
description: Today is Coke and Pepsi McDonald's thirteenth birthday. Someone's out to make sure they never make it to thirteen and a half. Racing across Americathe twins will nearly beBOILED ALIVEin a huge basket of french friesFROZEN TO DEATHby soft-serve ice creamSTAMPEDEDin a wild stadium riotKIDNAPPEDfrom a high-speedroller coaster andWORST OF ALLtheir parents thinkthey're totally joking!Will they survive? Will they defeat Archie Clone? Will they be dropped out of a helicopter onto the tip of the Washington Monument? Will they ever say genius?
language: English
title: Never Say Genius
publisher: HarperCollins