num_pages: 316
description: A single dad a model and a comedian walk into a bar Theyre all Owen Brodie. Its only funny if you arent the hilarious struggling comedian who has been hired to be his sons nanny for the stand-up tour.Dear Ms. HoganIm emailing to offer you the job as my sons nanny because Sam had a temper tantrum when I told him I cant hire you to come on my stand-up tour with us. She heckled me at a club a few years ago I wanted to say. She is the sassy little turd who trolls me on Twitter I could have told him. Shes an even bigger pain in the butt when were face-to-face I thought to myself. What I would never tell him isthings could get complicated. For reasons. Let me know if you want the job.With great reluctanceOwen#AdorableHowObsessedYouAreWithMeDear Mr. BrodieThank you for your email. Please inform Sam that I like him very much and would love to be his nanny and accompany him on your terrible joke of a stand-up tour. I can assure youthings will not get complicated. For many many reasons.Primarily because Owen Brodie isnt funny and he can suck it.Out of financial desperation and a fondness for your sonFrankie#GetOverYourselfPrettyBoy
language: English
title: Funny Business
publisher: None