num_pages: 383
description: Over the course of his long and distinguished career god has literally seen it all. And not just seen. In fact the multi-talented deity has played a pivotal role in many major events including the Creation of the universe the entirety of world history the life of every human being who has ever lived and the successful transitioning of American Idol into the postSimon Cowell era. Now as the earth he has godded so magnificently draws to a Mayan-induced close God breaks his 1400-year literary silence with his final masterpiece The Last Testament. As dictated to his mortal amanuensis 11-time Emmy Awardwinning comedy writer David Javerbaum God looks back with unprecedented candor on his time in the public sector. He takes us behind the scenes of Genesis setting the record (un)straight on the real first couple Adam and Steve and challenging long-held notions about the viability of containing a phylogenetically complete double bestiary within a 450000-cubic-cubit watercraft. For the first time he breaks his silence on Jesus Christ shedding light on a father-son relationship as heartwarming as Will and Jaden Smiths. And he reveals his true feelings about his third great faith Islam WHICH ARE NOTHING BUT POSITIVE AND RESPECTFUL. But The Last Testament doesnt just look back. It also offers Gods perspectives on the perennial quagmires of love marriage and smiting. And he takes an 27.99 unfiltered look at contemporary society addressing such hot-button topics as:  Why he loves America  What he listens for in a good prayer  Which sports teams he really roots for  Which celebrities are totally gay Sometimes preachy sometimes holier-than-thou but always lively The Last Testament is a tale of courage adversity and triumph. Its the ultimate celebrity autobiography sure to appeal to not only hardcore God fans and worshipers but to anyone whos ever had total omnipotence. If you place complete faith in the literal truth of one book written by God make it The Last Testament.
language: English
title: The Last Testament: A Memoir by God
publisher: Simon & Schuster