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description: WE'RE GOING TO DIE HERE AREN'T WE? collects nine short stories by Eirik Gumeny author of the Exponential Apocalypse books. Originally published in a variety of journals ranging from Thieves Jargon to Jersey Devil Press these stories are every bit as insane and hilarious as Gumeny's longer works.Opening with a doorbell and an existential debate and ending with an all-out war between cereal-box evangelists and French mimes this collection is a zany darkly comic ride through office parks and human hearts.WE'RE GOING TO DIE HERE AREN'T WE? includes the acclaimed short The Astrophysicist and the Pushcart-nominated story 114.
language: English
title: We're Going to Die Here, Aren't We?
publisher: None