num_pages: 174
description: Ever since he was a young orphan Hansel Higginzshires dream has been to break the long-held Guinness World Record for hottest gay man ever killed in a shark attack. Big Problem #1: Hansel is not hot. At least not in the classical sense. In fact the deformed man has a head the size of a wrecking ball. Big Problem #2: Hansel digs chicks not dudes. Still that shouldnt stop a big-headed mofo from dreaming big no?? But if those obstacles werent enough to impede Hansels path to Guinness World Record greatness he finds himself wanted for murder. Now on the lam his situation pretty hopeless Hansel agrees to die a horrible death in a snuff film for just few measly bucks. But perhaps the misfit companions Hansel meets on his westward cross-country trek to HollywoodRosebud (the drunken down-on-its-luck former actor and sentient sled from Citizen Kane); a living talking amputated arm that once belonged to a famous rock drummer; and a geeky keytar player born with a small polar bear head instead of a human headcan convince Hansel to follow his dreams again and attempt to become . . . THE HOTTEST GAY MAN EVER KILLED IN A SHARK ATTACK!!! (By the way yo mama is a character in this book. Yeah. For real. Sorry.) Hackle may be the best absurdist story writer working today. Bradley Sands author of Dodgeball High Douglas Hackle is a 100% certified Angus all-beef patty genius. Danger Slater author of Puppet Skin
language: English
title: The Hottest Gay Man Ever Killed in a Shark Attack
publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform