num_pages: 256
description: The wildly funny response to the Left Behind series, Beam Me Up, Jesus will help the reader navigate their way through born-again America, with tips on how to avoid being Left Behind, how to protect oneself against demonic locusts, and how to find a guide to class-action suits and post-Rapture therapy.
language: English
title: Beam Me Up, Jesus: A Heathen's Guide to the Rapture
titlecomplete: Beam Me Up, Jesus: A Heathen's Guide to the Rapture
genres: Nonfiction, Humor
ratings_count: 63
publisher: Nation Books