num_pages: 39
description: Former US Marine John Ving hates everything about holiday displays: theyre tacky they waste energy and theyre an eyesore. So what does his new neighbor do? He sets up the holiday spectacle from hell and he doesnt seem to care which holidayhe has a menorah a baby Jesus a Santa and everything in between. Not to mention its swathed in enough lights his house is probably visible from space. High-school teacher Kaden loves the holidays and huge light displays on his lawn make his heart glow. Hed love to share some cheerand maybe some kinky funwith his smoking hot neighbor John. Odd things start to happen to his displays and just as he begins to think life is going his way with the holidays and with John a Grinch destroys everything. Its gonna take the display-hating John to set things rightand what he has planned might blow Kadens mind.
language: English
title: Of Mooning Santas and Penis Lights
publisher: Dreamspinner Press