num_pages: 178
description: middle age (midl-j) n. 1. Spending one years disposable income on vinyl figures only to realize a complete He-Man collection isnt going to make your current life any better. Beast Man and Cyclops dont give a fuck about you or your failing marriage. 2. Resolving to die empty and alone. 3. Death showing up at your office door in need of a vacation. 4. Designing goods for Death that inspire consumer-driven fatalitiesfaulty steering mechanisms toxic dishwasher detergent inserts that look like jumbo fruit snacksanything that will help tip people over the edge before Death has to pursue them. 5. Waking to find your house chock-full of the merchandise you created merchandise designed to kill. Now everything from pouring your cereal to activating your cars cigarette lighter has become a death trap. Yet as your world falls apart no matter how hard you try you cant seem to fucking die.
language: English
title: Die Empty
publisher: Atlatl Press