num_pages: 336
description: JacksonNow that Lelands decided to give up his life as a hitman and take a walk on the mild side weve been enjoying a simple life of taking down bad guys the legal way. I didnt know he would be just as reckless as a PI but its not my fault if I happen to enjoy helping him hunt down the occasional criminal. If only I could keep the house from being overrun by Lelands gun shrineor stop him from making our cases more exciting by terrorizing people into confessing. Overall life seems perfect right?Wrong.Weve been called in to investigate a suspicious murder committed by someone claiming to be the Sandman. When we find a note on the victims body we realize that this could ruin our lives forever.LelandI wasnt involved in the murder. It might look like my writing and my note but I wouldnt do that to Jacksonespecially after I promised him that I wouldnt take a hit ever again. At least not without telling him. Im finally starting to learn that were stronger together and Im not going to jeopardize that.Luckily for both of us this copycat doesnt know who hes dealing with. Games on fake Sandman. You think you can mess with me? Well maybe you can but thats beside the point because I will protect Jackson no matter what even if I almost drown him in the process. (Really that wasnt my fault. He should learn how to swim better.)This 110k word book contains: Disco ball pinata camping with Sasquatch an acrobatic housekeeper named Mr. Cleanyface a questionable massage table weapons everywhere Jacksons nemesisthe fence a turkey showdown aerial silk antics a reappearance of Blow-up Randy over-the-top body armor too many hitmen and so many emotions that Lelands chest might explode. This is the second book in a serieswhile you could read and enjoy it on its own you really should read The Hitmans Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love for maximum enjoyment.
language: English
title: The Hitman's Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes
publisher: None