num_pages: 282
description: In a world where the letter r has yet to be discovered a man named Han Solo and a man named You-Dont-Have-To-Be-Lonely-At-Farmers-Only-Dot-Com must face something old and evil that lurks behind a locked door in the suburban basement-dungeon in which they are imprisoned...To impress a girl a unicycle-riding cask-of-amontillado-drinking fool travels to Afghanistan to obtain a dead sewer rat...An investigator attempts to find out if a missing teenage girl named Lovey Dovey has run off with Bleak Zekea toothless one-armed old man who happens to be the number one boyband in America...When an African Studies student becomes bored because all they ever do in his African Studies courses is sit around and listen to the song Africa by Toto he registers for a class called Introduction to AULD SKULL only to discover that no one appears to know what the cryptic phrase AULD SKULL refers to not even the professor teaching the classDouglas Hackle neither wanted nor planned on becoming the boss of a yakuza gangbut things dont always go as planned do they?...After Hasselhoff Amadeus Zuncle inherits a castle in the rugged mountains of central Bulgaria life is great until he discovers his sole neighbor is his own funeralThe third collection of short fiction from Douglas Hackle The Ballad of TERROR TINY TIM and Other Tales of Unkindness includes the newly revised out-of-print novelette The Ballad of TERROR TINY TIM  and thirteen other stories ten of which are published here for the first time.
language: English
title: The Ballad of TERROR TINY TIM & Other Tales of Unkindness
publisher: None