num_pages: 264
description: For Paul Gustavson a hack writer for the wildly popular For Morons series life is a succession of obstacles a minefield of mistakes to stumble through. His wife has left him his father has suffered a debilitating stroke his girlfriend is dating another man he has impotency issues and his overachieving brother has invested his parents' money in stocks that tanked. Still Paul has his friends at Bay State bar a steady line of cocktails a new pair of running shoes and Stella. Beautiful Stella. With long sleek legs kind eyes lustrous blond hair. Their relationship is the one true bright spot in his world. She offers him sage advice on virtually every topic. And she only wets herself every once in a while.
language: English
title: I Thought You Were Dead
publisher: Algonquin Books