num_pages: 306
description: If You Were Here follows Amish-zombie-teen- romance author Mia and her husband Mac (and their pets) through the alternately frustrating exciting terrifying-but always funny-process of buying and renovating their first home in the Chicago suburbs that John hughes's movies made famous. Along their harrowing renovation journey Mia and Mac get caught up in various wars with the homeowners' association meet some less-than-friendly neighbors and are joined by a hilarious cast of supporting characters including a celebutard ex- landlady. As they struggle to adapt to their new surroundings- with Mac taking on the renovations himself- Mia and Mac will discover if their marriage is strong enough to survive months of DIY renovations.
language: English
title: If You Were Here
publisher: NAL