num_pages: 304
description: A hilarious collection of stories from the life of the New York Times bestselling author of Look Again At last together in one collection are Lisa Scottolines wildly popular Philadelphia Inquirer columns. In her column Lisa lets her hair down roots and all to show the humorous side of life from a womans perspective. The Sunday column debuted in 2007 and on the day it started Lisa wrote I write novels so I usually have 100000 words to tell a story. In a column theres only 700 words. I can barely say hello in 700 words. Im Italian. The column gained momentum and popularity. Word of mouth spread and readers demanded a collection. Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog is that collection. Seventy vignettes. Vintage Scottoline. In this collection youll laugh  Being caught braless in the emergency room  Betty and Veronicas Life Lessons for Girls  A mans most important body part  Interrupting as an art form  A religion men and women can worship  Real estate ads as porn  Spanx are public enemy number one  And so much more about life love family pets and the pursuit of jeans that actually fit!
language: English
title: Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman
publisher: St. Martin's Press