num_pages: 192
description: For years, everyone has talked about yo mama, pointing out her failings in important areas. Now, two researchers and retired sewer cartographers have spent over a decade investigating yo mama, assembling a wide range of evidence against her. They tracked, photographed, and studied the horrible woman who brought you into this world — then compiled their findings.The result is A Portrait of Yo Mama as a Young Man . This unprecedented exposé proves once and for all that the woman who is arguably dearest to you in life is mentally infirm, deceitful, a bad mother to you, and worthy of only ridicule and disdain.To make this case, the authors present you with graphs, field notes, charts, Sad Libs, and various primary source documents. Crying as you log all your tears on the book's Tear Check Page, you'll learn what you never wanted to know from a text that is readable, contemptuous, and 100% factual.From this thorough and authoritative work you will learn facts such  Drawing on a substantial research budget of $3.5 million and the strong stomachs they acquired from working in sewers across the world and in their dreams, Andrew Barlow and Kent Roberts drew closer to the enigmatic truth about yo mama than anyone else ever has.Nothing was The authors even experienced the infamous battle between yo mama's head lice and body lice of 1992! Portrait not only is must-read material for you but provides a treasure chest of traumatizing bedtime stories for your own children. Never has there been a work of art that was such an incredible investment in your and your family's pain.
language: English
title: A Portrait of Yo Mama as a Young Man
titlecomplete: A Portrait of Yo Mama as a Young Man
genres: Humor
ratings_count: 42
publisher: Three Rivers Press