num_pages: 234
description: Promises Promises: A Romp with Plenty of Dykes a Unicorn an Ogre an Oracle a Quest a Princess and True Love with a Happily Ever AfterSandy Blunt witch has big dreams but C-average magic skills. Her only noteworthy talent is for paying extravagant compliments to women. Trouble is when she uses that gift she unwittingly foretells the future for a pretty princess. The punishment for prophesying about one of royal blood is death. With the help of ill-assorted companions including a self-professed princess in disguise with a wild imagination a self-absorbed member of the royal guard and the not-so-average girl next door Sandy has a year and a day to travel to far-flung places--encountering such dangerous creatures as a dragon who writes awful poetry slovely elves and boarding house landladies--to collect the weird and magical items needed to turn her prophecies into promises and so evade the executioner.
language: English
title: Promises, Promises
publisher: Lethe Press