num_pages: 256
description: Dear Reader,You have undoubtedly picked up this book by mistake, so please put it down. Nobody in their right mind would read this particular book about the lives of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay in the village of V.F.D. has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded in these pages.I can think of no single reason why anyone would want to open a book containing such unpleasant matters as migrating crows, an angry mob, a newspaper headline, the arrest of innocent people, the Deluxe Cell, and some very strange hats.It is my solemn and sacred occupation to research each detail of the Baudelaire children′s lives and write them all down, but you may prefer to do some other solemn and sacred thing, such as reading another book instead.With all due respect,Lemony Snicket
language: English
title: The Vile Village
titlecomplete: The Vile Village (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #7)
characters: Duncan Quagmire, Violet Baudelaire, Jacques Snicket, Sunny Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Count Olaf, Officer Luciana, Esmé Squalor, Isadora Quagmire, Hector of Troy
genres: Middle Grade, Audiobook, Childrens, Juvenile, Young Adult, Fantasy, Mystery, Adventure, Fiction, Humor
ratings_count: 138699
places: Village of Fowl Devotees
series: A Series of Unfortunate Events
publisher: Scholastic, Inc.