num_pages: 210
description: Craig says: "I've been playing Lister for over 10 years and I've often thought: what would it be like to be the last human in the Universe? What in Space would I do?"Write something for posterity, perhaps?An attempt to chronicle the triumphs and failures of the human race during its entire turbulent history?A last word from the Final Caretaker of humankind?In other words, A Dwarfer's Guide to Everything?Read this book and learn:- to avoid Not-a-Cats- never to keep anything radioactive in your pants- not to place your head inside anything with "Head Remover" written on it- a lot about food, and how to do itContaining Craig Charles tips on how to survive in the hostile Universe that is Life.Craig's footnote: Change is inevitable (so don't forget to check yours when you buy this book).
language: English
title: The Log: A Dwarfer's Guide to Everything
publisher: Penguin Books