num_pages: 160
description: They Wanted to Terraform...The Earth! - Science Fiction and Mystery fans alike will cheer over this brand-new collection of insanely funny short stories. The Incredibly Civil War - violence was forbidden, so how could they hold a war? A Distant Moon - Camelot was doomed to fall, until King Arthur asked Merlin for a very special favor...Millenium Knights - Ever wonder why rappers wear huge silver crosses, and carry so many guns? The answer is simple: fangbangers. Nick Pollotta (author of the Bureau 13 novels, Illegal Aliens, That Darn Squid God, etc.) has cruelly unleashed upon the helpless world eleven short stories of his patented madness in this hilarious new collection. From aliens being paid to breathe, to a Spenser-for-Hire satire, each is uniquely written in his off-the-wall style of humor, with a guaranteed twist ending. Included is the infamous Sherlock Holmes cult-classic, The Really Final Solution.
language: English
title: Tequila Mockingbird
titlecomplete: Tequila Mockingbird
genres: Humor, Science Fiction
ratings_count: 16
publisher: Wildside Pr