num_pages: 67
description: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the houseEveryone was stirring, even the mouse;The stockings were hung but hearts were heavy with care.Fear not! Naughty St. Nicholas soon would be there.Our heroes are troubled; restless in their beds;While taxes, deadlines and arguments swirled in their heads;A widower-depressed, two teachers-repressed, one couple-distressed,Settle into a cold evening; little hope for relief or rest,When in the living room there arose an almighty ruckus,They sprang from their beds to see what the fuss was.There by the tree stood a man like a tower,He’d come bearing gifts and a whole lot of swagger.The moon caught in his beard and his eyes twinkled like new-fallen snow,And sent a tingle and warmth to their nethers below,When what to their boggling eyes did appear,A gent as swift and randy as his eight reindeer,With a feisty old driver so lively and thick,They knew in a moment they’d be banging St. Nick.More rapid than eagles to his thrusts they came,And he licked, and shouted, and called them by name.
language: English
title: Stuffed
publisher: Bawdy Books