num_pages: 594
description: At the height of the Cold War vampires came out of the closet and staged a coup to save humans from destroying themselves. All the Vampire protectors wanted in return was a simple monetary tithe and of course blood. But not George Handle's blood. He tastes foul. Maybe. Possibly. Okay that might be a lie. Shit. Getting home from a business trip becomes very hard when every vampire around is suddenly after your skin.----------This story is COMPLETEApprox. Word Count: 19806732 Chapters plus Prologue and Epilogue
language: English
title: Undesirable
publisher: livejournal