num_pages: 532
description:  You may be faking the relationship but youre not faking the orgasms. Downsized broke and dumped 38-year-old Marley sneaks home to her childhood bedroom in the town she couldnt wait to escape twenty years ago. Not much has changed in Culpepper. The cool kids are still cool. Now they just own car dealerships and live in McMansions next door. Oh and the whole town is still talking about that Homecoming she ruined her senior year. Desperate for a new start Marley accepts a temporary teaching position. Can the girl banned from all future Culpepper High Homecomings keep the losing-est girls soccer team in school history from killing each other and prevent carpal tunnel in a bunch of phone-clutching gym class students? Maybe with the help of Jake Weston high school bad boy turned sexy good guy. When the school rumor mill sends Marley to the principals office to sign an ethics contract the tattooed track coach dog dad and teacher of the year becomes her new fake boyfriend and alibifor a price. The Deal: Hell teach her how to coach if she teaches him how to be in a relationship. Who knew a fake boyfriend could deliver such real orgasms? But its all temporary. The guy. The job. The team. Theres too much history. Rock bottom cant turn into a foundation for happily ever after. Can it? Warning: Story also includes a meet-puke a bouffanted nemesis a yard swan and donkey basketball a teenage-orchestrated makeover and a fake relationship that gets a little too real between the sheets.
language: English
title: Rock Bottom Girl
publisher: That's What She Said Publishing, Inc.