num_pages: 28
description: Written as part of Kris 'n' Good Books' 'choose your own m/m story' challenge. This is now hosted by Goodreads' M/M Romance Group. The story prompts for the author were: 1. part of the setting  a public swimming pool in a small country town2. some background to one of the main protags  one of them is a wereoctopus 3. another character/s  an amateur private detective who thinks he is Sherlock Holmes4. a conflict  soap5. an object/phrase to be mentioned in the story somewhere  'It's not easy being a twink' sung to Kermit's 'It's not easy being green'
language: English
title: Dead Men Don't Wash
publisher: None