num_pages: 164
description: I accidentally bought myself an alien concubine.Thirty-one recently divorced and behind on the mortgage for my farm I scrape my last savings together and buy myself a farmhand. That big horned alien I end up with? Hes a Vandalar saikh a male concubine and he wants to plow more than just my fields.Guess I should have read the fine print of the purchase contract better because the trader refuses to take him back. Now Im stuck with weed-infested fields red letters from the bank and a guy who says he studied one million ways to please a female. (His words its not like Im going to count)Sign Here for Horns is the first book in this interconnected alien romantic comedy series featuring concubines trained to cook clean and something that rhymes with buck.
language: English
title: Sign Here for Horns
publisher: None