num_pages: 412
description:  All books in this series are stand alone. A choose your own adventure for adults! Young dumb and full of... You get the picture.Welcome to Mentis University your name is Joseph Smith and you've been unremarkable all your life. No - really you've been absolutely unequivocally insert-smart-word-here mundane since the day the doctor slapped your ass and you let out a sigh. HOWEVER you did manage to achieve one thing this year - you transferred to a better college. Bravo! (Mentis University has been rated number 2 on Top 10 worst colleges to attend for the last seven years... Guess where you were before this)Since no one else from your hometown of - insert rural American town here - managed to claw their way out of mediocrity you decided there was no point in hiding anymore. And thus at an energetic twenty-one years old you're now an openly gay man. Congratulations.Of course there's not much point in being openly gay if there are no gays to be in your opening. So after spending a few days getting accustomed to your new life you flopped onto your single bed closed your eyes and prayed to the lord... (And you're still waiting for the day Cher tweets you back)Please you begged. Guide me to a man who will treat me right... or pound me like a piece of veal.Luckily for you someone was listening...Dear ReaderYou will assume the role of Joe Smith (first-person present tense) and guide him through his final year of college. Don't worry you won't be expected to do anything as absurd as learn mathematics but you will on occasion be provided with choices that will impact the outcome of the story.
language: English
title: Campus Life
publisher: T.C. Orton