birth_date: 1967-06-16 00:00:00
avg_rating: 2.91
name: Allan Hatt
about: Allan was raised in the Canadian hinterlands by a pack of dyslexic wolverines. Trapped at age 14, he was brought to civilization and tamed with TV programming and caffeine. He was later integrated into human society with mixed results.Periodically Allan can be found wandering the streets of Edmonton where he lives. Usually he is coherent and can be approached without tranquilizing him first.