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name: Jumping Jack Flash
about: Pseudonym of Jesse HajicekI'm a grownup. I'm a guy.I'm not a big fat flaming faggot; I'm THE big fat flaming faggot.I'm not a gumball machine. You don't put a 'squee' in the slot and get a chapter out. I write when I feel like it. Fortunately, I feel like it a lot.I love constructive criticism. My ego is not fragile. I won't burst into tears if you point out an opportunity for improvement.I smoke, drink, and scratch myself in public.I'm the goddamn Batman. Pseudonym of Jesse HajicekI'm a grownup. I'm a guy.I'm not a big fat flaming faggot; I'm THE big fat flaming faggot.I'm not a gumball machine. You don't put a 'squee' in the slot and get a chapter out. I write when I feel like it. Fortunately, I feel like it a lot.I love constructive criticism. My ego is not fragile. I won't burst into tears if you point out an opportunity for improvement.I smoke, drink, and scratch myself in public.I'm the goddamn Batman. ...more