The Liverpool Standard and General Commercial Advertiser.
Liverpool, Merseyside, England, 1842-11-29 00:00:00

ERRORS OF THE PRESS.

Typographical errors in newspapers are sometimes very
amusing; particularly when the errata have any bearing upon
the person, or fact, or argument in the sentences of which
they form an integral part.
Sylvester Grogon, who was ordered for execution on Sa-
turday at Roscommon, has been respitted.—Dublin Register.
The new French ministry will not dare to open the badger
before the present Chamber of Deputies.—Morning Chro-
nicle.

[We suppose budget to be the word intended.]
Before many years pass over his head, Mr. O'Connell will
have arrived at the gaol [goal] he seeks.—Dublin Evening
Post. _

We will conclude in the language of Holy Writ :
" Fear God—humour the Queen."—Sunday Monitor.
On the society established with these few years for the
conversion of the Jews, we shall only remark that the pork
(work) was not reserved for any separate community of the
Christian name.—Times.

Mr. Sadler intends, it is said, to introduce a bill, next
session of parliament, to enable certain individuals to form
a chartered company to drain the Irish hogs.—Newark
Times.

Mr. Roger's colt, by Figaro, won the sweepstakes, of fifty
sovereigns each. His punning (running) was the admira-
tion of the field.—Windsor Express.
On Friday evening last, as some workmen were digging on
the heights at Dover, in order to fix some poets (posts) in
the ground, they discovered a humane skeleton.—Kentish
Gazette.

General Paskewitch has obtained a great victory, which led
to the immediate conquest of Erzeroum, the capital of
America (Armenia.)—Courier.
A meeting will be held shortly in Clonmel, to take into
consideration the conduct of Mr. Doeherty in the late pro-
secutions. Mr. Sheil will be the chief sneaker (speaker) on
the oceasion.—Freenzan's Journal.

We regret to say that the strong lever (fever) under which
Lord —is labouring, alarms his attendants considerably.
—Herald.

The joke, however characterised, was rather too broad for
the polite tars (ears) of the present day.—Sun.
The ruffians under the command of Count Paskewitch are
hailed by the Armenians as the best friends of liberty and
religion.—Morning

navertiser.
No, sir, let courts dictate, and parliament enact ; let the
iron-visaged soldier and the parchment-visaged lawyer strain
to the utmost their unholy energies; let the fanatic rave, and
the placeman intrigue ; let the law-church swagger, and the
no-law conventicle snuffle ; let the biblical recommend his
book, and the Beresford his cat-o'-nine-tails as a nostrum.
It is all in vain. We, the true sons of Ireland, shall be always
found attached to our rope (pope).—Speech of Mr. Shezl.
Waterford Chronicle.

" Ma," said a little girl, who had just commenced her
lessons in geography, " whereabouts shall I find the state
of matrimony ?" " Oh," replied the mother, " you will
find that to be one of the United States!"

Words are things, as much as if they had the weight of lead
or gold ; let them, then, be used with caution. Upon the
shutting of the lips may depend the comfort of many day:t
come.—New Monthly Belle Assemblee.
A witty friend suggests that, as the capturer of Ghuznee
on the former occasion, and under a Whig Government, was
elevated to the Peerage, by the title of Lord Keen, a similar
compliment should be paid to the conquerer of China, under
that of Lord Nan-Keen.
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To CURE A COUGII.—We gave the following recipe to
our readers some time ago. and were so much thanked for it,
that we are again induced to become a candidate for such
welcome acknowledgements :-
20 grains of Ipecacbuana
40 drops of
.Laudanum
Quarter pound of honey clarified in half a tea-cup full of
vinegar. Put all into a half-pint bottle, and fiill it up with
water. Take two table spoonsful two or three times a day.
—Taunton Courier.

A NICE POINT.—A curious trial took place a few days
ago before the Correctional Tribunal of Pontoise. On the
12th ult. the garde champkre of Presles, having observed
two persons dressed as sportsmen and carrying guns on a piece
of ground which was covered with lucerne, went up to them
and demanded a sight of their port d' arozes (game certificates),
at the same time informing them that they were committing
a trespass by shooting on ground on which there was still a
crop. One of the offenders instantly produced his port
d'armes, but the other, in a faltering voice, and with down-
cast head, admitted not being provided with the document
in question. The companion, however, observed to the garde
champ'etre, that no certificate was necessary, as the person
with him was his wife, who had dressed herself in man's at-
tire to accompany her husband in the recreation of shooting,
of which she was very fond, adding that when he had applied
to the Prefecture of Police in Paris for a
himself, he had inquired if one was also necessary for his
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her fowlingpiece was confiscated, but without seizing it, anti
having taken her address, laid his complaint before the legal
authorities. The husband of the fair sportswoman, who is
an avocat of the Cour Royale of Paris, was present at the bar
wife, in
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but under the conviction
that a woman,
who accompanied her husband in his recrea-
tions, could not legally be called upon to furnish herself with
such a document; and adding, that she thought it very strange
that, whilst women were denied the enjoyment of civic and
political rights, they should also be interdicted of those which
they inherited from nature, and which they were as competent
to exercise as men. The Avocat du Roi, in his address to
the Tribunal, said the law declared that any person found
sporting must procure a legal permission, and that there was
no exemption on the ground of sex. He called for an inforce-
ixient of the law, observing that at a time when certain females
were so anxious to adopt virile habits, it would be dangerous
to create in their favour an exception which the Legislature
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