The Statesman.
London, England, 1821-04-21 00:00:00

THE RPM* OF Tll6

Sin—.Sinn 1 'learnt In read, I also learnt to thint,
but not micing with your dogs in high life, I don't
know any thing abnist points and your jitters's, or
what your gents call politick'. subtilities, &c. &C.
way
I
shall therefore give you wy opinion in mc own
of thinking, and tell you what the baylmele
Na coves
are up to. As to Naples, it is Mere fudge. ples
is only the cats-paw-put in the sa by the crowned
M --s theittselves, to begin the real slaUghter in
Spain and Partitgal. I was as down as a door na
de il
when Murat was enticed by F, or Francis, to invll nee,
a
singly Naples, its order to nap him. Mat te
Sir, any more of your geogVaphical and political si-
tuation, of countries ; for a man whoa has learnt to
read and write as I have, *nut btpid indeed, if
he was not up to the mark. The short of the matter
is this : five men have entered into conspiracy against
IP millions. These five aforesaid have 50 to aid and
assist in the undertaking, anol the *siestion is reduced
In One simple point tas your wiseacres call it), among
ether
the monkeys or the eats will succeed. I found
some old printed papas a fable about the Monkeys
and the Cats, which I will copy and send
sa yon
titi n, if you
do print the above, fo;- I long to see my gin
ptiut.—Yeur'-a upright and downright,
NO ‘NIMON.
110,1' TO OUTWIT Mt SUPPRESSORS of VICE.
THE EDITOR OF THE STATESM IN.

Sta—The most nupro4tahle dr all virtues to the
Stwce, is aoheiery ;it ruins the revenue. To improve I
the Excise let's all become drunkard*.
In this metropolis, where morals are so well guarded 1
by KIYPTIIESPOi.ti OF TICK and OTHER epics and in-
formers, it often happetieth, that coming out of sonic
~
"infamons " theatre, or " abominable" place of pub.
lie amusement, men feel a si,iors propensity for a
PPINK, and are enflamed with at most ungoverna
pail
ble
rite, called rtitusr. Should itht unfortunately be
eleven o'elock, the tile is east. The stirritassoa is
abroad with his 101004. The door of every maim:is'
II is shut, as against a plague, and the parched soup.'-
,cant might as soon expect admission to
Sr. PAUL'S
or the Annuli rrithowt feet: as admission to the TAP;
as soon expect a goblet of burgundy at the hotel of
an ambassador, an a mar or POiITER. Fatigued or
parched, wet or indisposed, honse he must go and
quench his '`abominable " 1 litasr, with a virtuous
swill of the sober canal from his water jug.
Should your readers, sonic of whom a
I know
don'fter
t
believe in " holy rater." ever want drik a
eleven o'clock, how do think they may oatteit the

suppressors t
As soon as you are refosed admission, pick op " a
lady," who belongs to TIIAt beat, and although nn
reinonstraoce, no persuasion would iuddce the orderly
and apprehensive PUlll.ll'lOl to open bis door for
YOU, the moment she knocks and says " me." as
lifie
f
by magic, the door is opened the sptings of
Row in the desert, and by giving this midnight angel
a glass of gin, you may outwit the suppressors and
their beagles, quench your thirst, and go comfortably

to bed.
Admirable system of morality! Sensible and im-
partial gentlemen, how your well directed efforts
eueiwee we ! B.
1 Leicester-square.

Oa Wedaesday se'enight, Francis Blunt, of Wel- i
liagborougb, labourer, was taken before the Shea
trate*, for attempt g. by several times cryiug Ire, to
disturb a coegreptiou assembled at West Sad Chapel,
at that place, to bear the Rev. Roseland Hill. of Low
deft. The deliageeat acknowledged his gailt. and oa
belag unwed that he world set be preheated. he 1
collocated to be takes' by the twistable on &sudsy
lasts sad placed is a compictseasSitlitidll before those
thee is the Chapel, whoa the Rev. T. Resale is a
very impressive masher admonished him of his waatoa
sea wicked cosidact, which might Lave produced la-
mentable cousquences. -