The Statesman.
London, England, 1820-11-23 00:00:00

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ANGEL INN.
Rr. CLEMINT'S. STR
GEENERAL OFFICE. FOR Tit %NTT:LING.
TH following MAILS and other CO.ICIIES
go from the above fan t
Park Royal Mail, rig Dover Tuesday and Friday Nights,
at twelae.
Portsmouth and Gosport Mail, through Godalming. Pe-
brine's!, anti Forties, every Evening at a quarter past 7,
sad tleothot at heir past (1. Oa its arrival a park-4 sails to
tie 'aloof Wight. to roarer passengers and Ironed,': and a
Mail roach ,ets of to Chichester, through Dral ton, Ilsaant,
Emit; e 01', r.
Glommorr and Milford Mail. thronvh Henley. Oxford,
and Cheltenham. every Etanting a quarter pail 7, and sun-
day at half-post 6.
boyar an Canterbury Mail. throng!' (Iraiesend, Chat
and Ft-vet-Mum, every evening at a quarter wilt 7. anti
nitsday at half past 6. FromCanterbore. passengers end par
Ma are conteett to Deal, Margate. Ramsrate, tett,
am.; sail froat Doter. parcels are conveyed to Folkatone.
litadgale, II) the. IN;arlitarch, Romney, and I.) dd.
NORTHERN ('O.%CIIES.
Oadisle. Priritb, end Whitt-haven, Post ('oath. goes with
hair llorsei and a Guard ilk the way. Posies through
Omagh, Appleby, (iretabridge. Richmond. Catteriek. Iltt-
orghbridge. ‘Vrliserby, ahrrford, Doneniter. and Gran-
t me (the n, crest w my by 1$ asileA:. sets nut every warning,
tit perform.. t!..e jroirnry with the greatest faciiity. Passen-
Irmeltitert on the road. by business sr pimasre. hate the
Piths'' ad' antagr of their seats being secured in the next.
Litdrkamplon, Arssndr!. and Prtworti Conch, Tuesday.
Thar/day, rid Saturday Mornings, at a sr:trier before 7.
emir Kam,' ..
Li3cmster, Preston, Kirhy, i.onsdtle, Tioltnn,
ClaJdry. Or es".irk. and Gs riling. Caaschus, carry af-
rrrtron at r. yr o'clock, Guarded.
Chhdurit--, Rrgnor, and Fetworth Post-enseh. Monday.
•tt 1 Friday Mornitogi, at a quarter before 7.
at,ter Canterbury Light Post-coach, Monday, Tues-
'nay, Tb0r..1,), rrillay, and Sunday at 7. -
•tiadalteiott aid Guildford Telegraph 0os:b. through Ash-
Aral. gr-t,ort. Lentherhead. &c. Tuesday, Tottraday, and
eat a)• Alurni mpg, at O.
..liod:lstioc. and Guildford Telegraph Conch, thrmigh
M:9,•11, 11:01)1111in, and Ili ins Wed-
Ih'sfflFY. tad Friday Morning's. at P. and eserr Sunday
Meting at 7 precliely. and returns to London the sane
dat.
Word I..zht Post-coach, through II dc. every
Alerting at hilf-pant 7.
CA R R lEll R.

To Tvrieltfthair. Brentiord. and Islesvorh, every Mon.
slsOl'esitievday, Friday, ant! Saturday.
EEs tut Co.. Proprietors.
l'i,rrels Poi PPeksges are sufelv and expe•litioosly ron-
se,rd Iron, this Inn to et ery Toss n. Finset,. and
Comity Sent in the ((Morelos Counties vitt. :—flerks. Marks.
best*. Dorset. flaws. Illereforl, Gloucester.
ftsford. henierset. !Surrey. Stases. W:ts. %Forrester.
141,11,1 Wet-4. el parts of the Isle of Wight, Jersey. Cuero-
'',• 'led all parts of France : and to all Parts of the North
*.` Tale entice, that no pseksge, sontalning glass. china,
',sews. 'wee. cui.ll, or Rows notes, however salon the
tier, will Le scoonaled for, if lost or di:rages! ' • nor any
"en" psrrel or passenger's lin/sage. of mire than 41 vane.
'mess specified as such when delivered at the Odice and
!aid for see,o4iingly
Nea. Port-Chsises, !lc. at the shortest notice.

" The Cauei jor which 11,1.1tPDE.V

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.LAST DAY NEXT TUESDAY, NOT. 2d.
All the Capitals, including
TWO 2.211,011 S ! Consuls, mast be drawn.
All the Prizes and all the 'rickets must be Drawn.
••• Thai fate of every Ticket and Share. sold prior to the
lath November, was finally decided by the drawing of tint
day; Iltuse persona therefore who has e already purchases! in
the present Lottery, are recommended to inquire eft fate of
their mtnsbers. in order to exchange their Small Prizes for
linSrawn Tickets or Shares.

Tie Lets aad altarn (warranted nadrawn) are selling by
T. Itl9ll, Stock-Broker, Mole Contractor. 4, Cur/1111. and
9, (roaring-cross, alto sold the first day of the present Lot-
tery.
No. 1.48.1, Ulm A R Prise of /10.000
de. de. de.
THE DEJEUNE ; or, COMPASIuS Fun rib::
'BREAAI'ANT 'FABLE.
PrIILIMIED [VERT MORNING AT E.IIOIIT 0 CLOCK, PRICE TWO
.I‘ll •011111101:st, LUNDON 11A0 %%INT-
°rms. 19, AREA? Itt'4lllLL-STRIINT, COVENT-GARDITN.

This is one of the most intertiiting and gaming
publications of the present day. The whim, wit,
and ec..entricity of the work is not less to he coliairetl
than the originality of style anti peculiar felicitems
arrangement of general matter. It conilpicies elseap-
ness with elegance, and is as classically written as it
is amusingly instractive. We are touch pleased to
hear that its success is established beyond even the
most sanguine expoctations of the proprietors. Our
readers will, no doubt, be pleased with the following
extract from the work :
RUM FELLOWS.
" The late Serjeant Hill, of eccentric and facetious
memory, was once invited to the country residence of
a friend ; where the strictest and most punctilious for-
mality was observed. '1 he Serjeant, as is well known,
was never remarkable fur the cleanliness of his per-
son, or the !polish of his manners; and as his legal
character was very high in public estimation, his ab-
sence of mind, owing to the duties of hi- p:ofc-sion,
was proverbially receostric. Iris wife, who was well
acussainted with his occasional :scrotal ahereptiuns,
advised him previous to his departure to park up his
wardrobe with care, and be sure, among other inclis-
pensables, to take clown at least his shirts, which he
might put on cleats vs.-Ty morning f-,r the week lie ex-
pected to remain on leis visit. The Serjeant, whoa
mind was busy during this curtain lecture, with Coke,
and Lyttletun, and Blackstone, hoard merely the close
of the exhortation touching the clean shirt for every
morning, and cheerfully answered iu the affirmative.
The week was soon spent, and the Serjeant, contrary
to his ordinary practice, was observed to he !parti-
cularly smart and cleanly, (ht reaching home, his
wife unpacked his wardrobe, when behold ! ro;ot a
shirt was to lie seen :—ciething even that Imagination
might torture icitirAg appearance of one. 'Else law-
yer wow examined. -examined, gnestilocril, and
Cf 00114411 • is his original
declaration, that he faithfully discharged his pro-
mise to his rib, by witting on a clean shirt every
morning. With some difficnlty the plornoiliesion was
at last explained, when it was disc...screed that the tier-
leant, in defiance of all le4al and habltnal precedent,
had certainly pact on a shirt every day, butt hail for-
getten to take off the dirty one, and at the essanient of
his departure, was apparalled in the singular accu-
mulation of a week's linen. The circumstance made a
great laugh at the time; as Air— Mathews says.
If is lint idle work to light with pinch a skinny
fellow as you arc;' dulrtitily exclaimed a strapping
eircutioferrowe of an English Alderman to a meagre
Frenchman, with tyls as he was engaged in a slue',
' I shall never be able to hit you, you are as thin and
as ciente as the north-wind, and I may as well aim at
the blade of a petc-knife, with just as much illative of
success.'—' Well then,' (exclaimed the Frenchman)
to ease your scruples, I'll chalk oft' on your fat car-
case the exact size of my own, and all my shot that hit
yon beyond that mark, either on the right, or on the
left, shall go for nothing. The deue-r and jape -
Alderman was delighted with this novel expedient,
and actually agreed to the stipulated terms. (In marb-
ing the scene of action, the first bullet of the cunning
Frenchman hit his antagonist about two inches front
I the point chalked out, *That's not fair,' exclaimed
him of the jolly dimensions, you've hit me beyond
the mark.' • Well,' replied the sarcastic frog-snow-
, cher; ' have it over again, if that will satisfy
von.' The Alderman was however perfectly satisfied,
an.l be thought that one broken arm was decidedly
pr-feralple t r two:—the opponents shook hands, and
over a bottle of wine in the evening, time woncoledilnel-
list was heard to make this shrewd observation, 'that
there are some expedients which sound extremely well
in theory, hut lose their strength and their arguLients
when reduced to practice.'
Epitaph by one Barn Fellow on another Rum and Corpoloot

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OM%
Hark ! Hark ! 'Hs his death-warrant** toll,
Poor Jack ham guns' ilk.. ■ !mkt),
Let Satan fly off with his semi.
And we'll fetch a cart fur his body.
"The f ous Urorite Selwyn, who, at the period of
his etistence, was, perhaps, wie of the rui iiiii est fellows
that were ever kuown, was celebrated among other ec-
centricities for an inordinate rage fur seeing l• et: tit it) se s
The intended murder of the king and queen of France,
by command of the Revolutionary tribunal, alforded
him a tine opportunity for gratifying his fay. orite pro-
pensity. lie bonded with the utmost rapidity to
Paris; and luckily arrived at the precise uwneent of
their execution ; • Make way, gentlemen,' exclaimed
the guards at the earnest refine:it of Selwyn, ' hese is
an Eaglish aniatenr, and a guo.l judge of executions,
none all the u:n• fr .ut London to see due.' A laugh
was the consequence of this satirical ohs:ow:Ilion, and
the En4lisli cmiliaissear after the derapit•atioh, as
heard to sat• with :great triumph, that the .1:01 tas
well worth live guineas: and was as interesting a' the
I iacnetl pig that he had Bern exNbited in London but
a few days previous ;—Selwys was not a hard-hearted
uian !—lld.r then shall we account for his barbarous
an I revolting prcyensities 1:—.11as! by the well-known
luconsilteowy and ..calttscsa of human nature."