The Statesman.
London, England, 1811-10-24 00:00:00

, any
nal mechanism. Indeed, he considialt Vim* Im-
possible to put it out of tune, an gdrautagit which
renders it superior to any other instrument in Eu-
rope. The apparatus is so contrived, that butter, in
large or small quantities, may be speedily formed,
according to the length of the music chosen on the
occasion: It is worthy of remark, that butter can-
not be procured in the common method, even by the
most expert dairy-women, at all seasons of the year
in the same space of time; the inventor has, there-
fore, made such a collection of music., with consi-
derable One and much taste, as will fully answer
the purpose in all seasons. The following airs he
flatters himself will meet the approbation of those
ladies who may honour him with their commends ;
and he requests that the rules prescribed may be most
strictly attended to.
If the weather is temperate, butter may be made
during the performance of a piece of music of two
pages; time adageo. If less temperate, three pages;
time minuet. If very cold, as in the depth of win-
ter, the inventor recommends favourite pieces in ji
time. For example:

For the first temperature, Martin Lather's Opp.
Second ditto, Martial's Minuet
Third ditto, The Devil amongst the Taybas Me 90
to the evil and shake yoarself.
The latter seldom fails in the mcst naftwourable NI.
son ; bnt if rerformcd in a duet; every 4181eulty will
be quickly surmounted.

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the inientor might expatiate on the utility of this
incompatible invention to the length of ookq pages,
and yet fail far short of (king it the ;noire it, is iRr
titled to: he therefore has only to vdd, that de` n-
etrument may 1)1' been every day (Sundays excepted);
from ten o'cleck in the morning till -four in the ef-
ternoon. The inventor seriously laments that he is
ender the necessity of charging the small sum of one
shilling for admission; but as real creeps is so diffi-
ink to procure, and so very expensive in the metro-
font, he hopes the admission will not be considered
in object. particularly as a lady is in attendance,
who h. well skilled in the use of the instrument, and
will play such pieces as will make small quantities of
butter with surprising celerity.
The Grand Churn Forte Piano may be seen in
Cream-court, Milk-street, opposite the harp and.

Betith e.
N. It The inventor has tire satisfaction- to btfoirm
the ladies, be has engaged the :celebtlestt *Mon-.
sieur du Lait, at a very considerable salary, to tow
pose music exclusively for the use of the Grand
Churn Piano Forte. ' '

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commodation it was „foe loch a guest, and ex-
pressing their suprbir how a female of such appear-
ance could have been found in such an abode. The
Lady, however, expressed some displeasure at hav-
ing her repose thus rudely disturbed, - and repel.
led their intrusion *with to air and manner that
abashed them. As she seethed' rather reluctant
to quit her abode the master .
architect came for.
ward? and stated. how unfit the place was for such
a visitor, and also the inconvenience of • her
con-
tinuing time, as the place she had chosen for her
bed was exactly in the way of the workmen, coming
and going into and from the house. The. Lady hay.
big listened attentively to this address, appeared to
have felt its force.. She arose in solemn silence and
left the half-built house. About half an hour ef-
ter the architect perceired her lying in a neigh=
bouring field. Ile went to *her and remonstrated
with her upon a conduct corresponding so little with
her appearance, but she declined all explanation.—
Ile theft proceeded to apprize the neighbours of the
ease, and yid prabe-w orthy feeling had her removed
to a public koala In Chapel-street, the landlord of
which kindly gars her some tea, 'and offered her a
ma, Which-she accepted. Vre have not yet described
Mir cShe is above the middle ore, finely
and of a most interesting appearance ; her
vary expressive, but'dark enough for
fillifdgier. She was dressed is a varlet riding-
habit, and carried' with her * - midi bundle. Ori
being interrogated from whellat'ill. came, she an-
swered in terms that were of ostited to mean from
Malta, and that she had no friends—we say con-
strued, is she spoke faintly, and in a foreign ac-
cent not Tory intelligible. After eating.- ber break.
fast, she retired to bed, and in the meantime, the
curiosity of the good landlady being strongly ex-
cited, she." proceeded to open her guest's bundle.
On search, it was found to contain a pair of lady's
half-boots, a very valuable white dress, and a che-
mise of remarkably fine linen. .The landlady
watched isei.while asleep with anxious attention :
but how
_great Mug. have. been her sarprise on hear-
ing the Maltese Lady, when suddenly awaking from
sleep, expressia4 herself in terms that proved her to
be pure sod native Irish. Tho landlady was Irish
too, and could not be mistaken. ' She, therefore, in-
terrogated hes more closely, and the tatter, finding
that she had let out more than she *tended, became
mere COMlllakiere. :the acknowledged that she
was a native of Ireland, and that her name was
Fitspetriol4 but _thoii .gurticstlar..place of her .birth,
or how the ciirk *itot*?#eaordinary situa-
tion, she deolised to . . ..., ~mother circum-
staoce"which intireMsesi tha.-werlilary, she had only
three farthinp le: :her pocket; iod yet, though
strut,
*mad- - At t -- the money .was . nett inhabitants of
Groprearselskoi sody.;hapel . she refused all
pecuniary, eta ..The ' wife not being
pleased 4010;16a of b ...ftlppeied upon by her
cointrywroisocta MlLKoseginsisted she should leave
the b wash *hi " slio Aid Id* the greatest compo-
sure, and Without merles a libade of her face, and
went again bite the 'gelds, 4rhero she set upoi a
claulkiltakrof two hopes, , Hire she was it hotels.
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interest left, _ through
what channel I know not; and I equally believe she
will only use it for those who can Mum the compli-
ment. The writer in the Paper alluded to, begins
his libel on me by 46 disbelieving that there is such a
person ;" if he is still of that opinion, let him only
do me the favour to givime his address, or to call at
my lodgings, and I pledge myself to give him con-
vincing proofs that I ain alive to his unmanly attack.
I do not pretend to defend my weakness, or my cre-
dulity, yet I hope my friends and the world will be
convinced that I am not morally guilty, but made
the dupe of a designing party.
_ I am, Sir, _

Your most obedient and very humble servant,
I. ARMSTRONG.
BOXERS.

There are several pugilistic matches on the:topis,
and the one that excites greater interest than any
other is that between the scientific. Belcher and
Powers, which will be made for 400 guineas.—hull,
the conqueror of young Crib, is also waking a Cus-
tomer, and has declared himself open to th chat:
lenge of any 12 stow man, and a mill betwixt him
and the Nottinghomshire man, who distinguished
himself at Thisselton Gap, is apticipated. Mofineux
challenges all the world (Crib excepted). It. acing
best reported that Lie-Gairdstitan of. *oat
itreagth is in trades for tint, the followlatiallfe:
liaeues challenge 4.—. >
TO THE 'KILLING LIFE-GUARDSMAN..
44 Al my late unsuccessful combat has *dot the
knowing ones afloat to find anothet big man to mill
me, and hawing islet got flash enough to know /bine
part ofithe phrases,. by which I understand fon are
_the man j am nexttto contend with, I hereby elm/-
lenge to fight you for 300 guineail and as much more
as our friends think propbr, any time betwixt this
and Christmas *(100 guineas deposit) ; after which T
hope to' be otherwise engaged. I send this challenge
to you, but I will fight any other man in the world,
baring. Crib, on the same terms, within the stated
time,
64 The Tearless
THOS. MOLINEUX."
This challenge was inclosed in a note to Mr. Jack-
son, requesting him to 4Orward it.
A similar challenge
.has been received by Bekher
from Pozoers ; but the latter forfeited a deposit a few
days since to the former, in consequence of some re-
missness in his backers, and Belcher having publicly
declined fighting again, is not bound to notice it by
the rules of pugilism, but a fight between these sci-
entific professors is, above all others, looked for, and
will doubtless take place.
CORONER'S INQUESTS. .-
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An loquisition moo taken on Mondat the Barley
Mow, Mount-stroet, before A. Geli, Eq. the Mid-
&met Coroner, os the body of Charles Scott, who
wag' found drowned in the basin, Hyde Park, on
Sunday morning.
The deceased was formerly a tradesman of con-
siderable repute In the City, but had fatted, and his
wife was eompelist&& to seek existence by servitude,

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made a considerable progress in the science of mask =IIY waited f°l;e‘silltd hi 4°14 ininaceS.THSwils '..w..M- •.' Y ''''''''. 17'W . • .."4‘I.WYOF *WI JO dies, ink ni
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lightful a study, particularly those Whose patina Macbeth, was' all that &aid bin/1114d ,
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arc engaged in agricultural pursuits : to snails; rim of The Follies of a Day SucCeedertbe Tied taw Are "MK se totoMetiow•withiliso I,4o44lst*llitt *PI!, thersiiiiiii4 i killed as the.
dies this instrument is recommended? and more Iliky, In which Mr.-Joitiss supportel the art Of the iignileil e1ft,.14 -*a-Pleas, and, ititaffiekia libaeon who totiqw theta. .biti'illic filly com:
•thea Tin. life, *mild a 'the chat‘cter of iiny indiviclisai • milted for trial. - ' ' ' '• •
amorous- Comet silaseeiva with much 01
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particularly so as music is the ruling, taste ofshould lead Itself to a . GUXLDFILLs... . .
city. Mlis S. Boor was a very literelstrm' Pore. but a
- numb( the ef.eenwil 1.!;0., t .;°lrde'fth. : . .
the present enlighttmed age; and not to have an op- The— etitertabiale
stn. to atildaswoerk-soteellbahters 691.11111' diPPed-poelii.ll6.l:46ltatli!crtiliesl Oirsttl
portunity of improving in so charming a study, reit edit The goose was or
would be truly a misfortune. The• hillier of thisi Liteula•-•'After The Pea' '- ' b N'AP4lvincli ilichiled.for. Thb Ake .otireirvi• islOhMti:-•Readars redress, under the 'following -clicatustancei: ' Ile
incomparable and useful instruments slitters himself went off With.considerable s rlt, antietisiantili to recollect a frielletiblllearoiF _ • .
_..... ni,.. - ~A,. t.,;, +LI star appeared to haroloreesi hia.
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ioinnghiilowokaywtohijsciointacehisinretghienilepnst‘,t
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usnn. arrived tsetse fiwars-witliTwo Necks on Tiieklav, •
that he shall receive a rewatd, proportionate to his mirb feat Hand of • S. ..7, •"`"ii:Frv`"`„r".„-`, --,t;; ioooft'fife bora' t with ' ' odi
great labour and industry, for the invention; the first th" The.' -.!4iiiim"".`house
seetps7to.`" -fity-''''. .Ibee';
now
employed canon public say, how far my Intro- placed with the other luggage in that vehicle. Yes-
ducingmy et*. Mrs..Clasine, on the promise of t'erday, however, on snaking some inquiries about
whom this_ iastrumest comes so powerfully recom- appeared for the
mended. Indeed it hat been much lamented, that eittatiis•Saitootovaii. The Con-
tortiOns of this gentlii3iiim's limbs, whiCkhe torsi east, v!hict.i. !sty mstances oatanately the trunk, the Office Keeper informed him that it had
others is a supeilor, sank of been sent by mistake to Exeter. Under these cir-
rany ladies, who are born with a musical genius, into forth* to grotesque as to defy anatomy, is his lifeiia (and
d7hich
. have sought
lin the same way Wore me), is simi, cumstances, he became extremely embarrassed and
could not heretofore have an. Opportunity of add. greet art. •In this be if perfect, but in expression or
her t. is
44Tian story ! The remark is just Whereto not being acquainted with the mode of proceeding";
vating it to advantage, as it has been found that the countenance and humour, very far inferior to la
None that ever really appUeeto ' Mri. so as to-ensUre the safe return of his 'property, ho
duties of a dairy and the study of voltaic, Amuse been GRIMALDI. Mr. Dv: CAMP was the Dols *ail In says'
Clarke for promotion, addressed themselves to her in applied to the Worthy Alderman for - ' advice.
generally considered incompatible hs • one and the Which he acquitted himself extremely well. this
style through a t , Journals"
public nor would I, hat Alderman Ilincrca recommended to him to oh.
same person. • 411.111MMIMINIMEMMIllir found I had
Ibeen duped, and deceived, botiv by till' the conditional receipt of- the Coach Owner f .
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The mechanical of the above instrument • A MYSTERIOUS• FEMALE. Mrs. Clarke and her bosom friend, who gave me to his trunk, with promise, ' - its return from
are so happily and ing4uiously contrived, that but-
--....meL-.- understand that Mrs. Armstrong was to bare met Exeter, it should be sent to him to 4pswich; and, to
ter of most exquisite quality, and harmony captivat. . - other tespectable Ladies at Mrs. Clarke's house Itobtain
Last morning, when the workmen employed in this more effectually, the Worthy Alderman
ing tosenses, may be produced at the same th •f ' f th '
banding seise new houses in Chapelastreet, leading amore ere ore, or no o er purpose but to bring me sent one :aofe Marshal's men to the Inn,'ob-
time. The apparatus of this elegant and owed in- the public, and covetthemselves,that the false- tamed the sired receipt without any difficulty.
from Grosvenor paws, they found a yOung woman,
strument is extremely simple, which the Investor
fashionably dressed, asleep oaths. ground .in one of hood appeared
. under Mrs..Clarbe's name, and which The Officer consequently took his departure, is
deems a great recommendation ; and he assures the her was induced to contradict. From what has come the 'mini:lkea hails. Tbi weamen awoke , some degree relieved from the apprehensions he en=
ladies it is so ingeniOtoiy constructedoitst neither -
observing at, the tame , what a wretched ac-
within
my knowledge, I believe, eves sits, that Mrs. tertained of the complete loss of his wardrobe, and
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moisture nor damp can have any effect en its Utter.
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