The Liverpool Standard and General Commercial Advertiser.
Liverpool, Merseyside, England, 1835-07-31 00:00:00

CHEAP KNOWLEDGE

Knowledge is power !—Get knowledee—horipsily if you can—but at
all events get knoteledgc,--( Cheap knotelefig‘J-mungering motto.)

WANTED IMMEDIATELY, a great number of clever handy
scissors-anti-paste men,- whose-business it will bit to keep a
sharp look out for early impressions of the atanrped morning
and evening papers, and to snip, tut, and slash thereout all the
news and original seticlea, and to paste and prepare the same
for speedy republication (without the stamp) for the use anti
behoof of a posse of ezmutms LIBERALS who. have resolved to
avail themselves of Usc labour and capital of the present news-
paper proprietors, in miler that the nightmen, scavengers,
chimney-sweepers, cab and buss drivers, drovers, carters,
ploughboys, and journeymen-knacker, 'of these realms, may
obtain cheap knowledge and become a match rot their masters.
Persons applying to be appointed to the scissor-and-paste
pot department of this establishment will be regoiredlirstly to
entertain extremely liberal notions on the riltis of Invent el
lawn in respect to every body but their employers; stxundly,
they will be required to give in an estimate of the least poasthis
quantity of money upon which they can exist and do their duty
to their etnploye s; and thirdly aid lastly, they will be ex-
pected to give ample security for sticking to the employment
provided fur them, and never running away from it on any pre-
tence whatever.

Apply to the Cheap-Knowledge-mongering Junta—care of
the landlord of the Crown and Anchor Tavern in the Strand ;
or to Messrs. Lord Brsughum, Daniel O'Connell, Joseph
1-lurne and Arthur lioebtick, Penny contractors for Cheap
Knowledge, St. Stephen's Chapel, Westminster.
• N.B.—Ali applications by leiter must be post paid ; otherwise
they will nut be received—the Cheap Knumedge-mougering
Junta being determined to distountenauce and suppress all ex-
truvagani expenditure, and confidently hoping ere tong to utterly
and fur es er abolish that iniquitous impost en the interchange of
mind, vulgarly denominated " postage duties."
40,01 Cheap Knowledge' now ready for delivery :
I.—Mr, Ilinne's Essay on Cheek Scrip, neatly bound in
rough ca 1: and a treatise on the legislatorial capacities of a
Goose. Also by the same author, an estimate of the
expense of the Parliamentary returns moved for and obtained
but never used,

IL—Lord Brougham's Penny Magazine, No. 182,67G—con-
touting an interesting anecdote of 1/ cock and a bull—showing
why the cock crows, and why the bull wears horns; and why,
the twigs of the bttula alba hive been kdopted by all the school-
master's of Europe, time out of mind, as the cheapest and most
efficient instrument for the imitilling of knowledge at the wrong
end of the young of the genus lunne.
111.--Mr. Roebuck's three halfpenny treatise on the popu-
lation of Kin_gsmead in the city of Bath.
IV.—Dr. Bowring's celebrated summing up of the benefits
which have resulted to this country by his- labours on the Con-
tinent with an estimate of the cost thereof; and a sympathetic
sonnet on single-sided reciprocity.

ADMIRAL PA KENHAM.--We are happy to sarthat tho ac-
couut of the death of this touch-respected and gallant pet village,
copied from a Hampshire paper, tuts no foundation in 'fact
The Admiral has.beea indisp‘,yed, out is nuw, we ploire to say.
;tut only: out or Ail dancer but is in a state of rogiessisa eon-
valuscauste. Atoll.