Star.
London, England, 1823-09-20 00:00:00

HOHENLOHE MIRACLES.

Ara—" Green grow the ratites 0."
There's nought but wonder through the land,
In every hour that passes 0,
When Lasses are, with sleight of hand,
Restored by Priests and Masses 0!
The Host doth make the cripple leap,
The Post cloth make the domby speak—
And all make bawling newsmen shriek,
" More miracles a-going 0."
MMus.
Hey! lao ! Hohenlohe !
There's not a day that passes 0,
But, by a Mass, you cure a lass,
And set her tongue a-going 0 !
'Tis only for the Romish Church
That wonders are a-flying O;
The Protestants are in the lurch,
Or Papists are a-lying 0.
The Priests are working very hard
For all the ailing Misses 0—
And these will show their true regards,
By holy Bamberg kisses O.
Hey! ho! Hollenlohe! &c.
We do not mean a carnal kiss,
For Nuns and Monks know none such 0—
But such a holy mystic bliss
As might be shar'd by Hohenlohe.
Ilohenlobe, that pliant Prince,
Who, high and low, takes pains to please,
And never, at a pinch, will wince,
To give a pious Lady ease.
Hey! ho! Hohenlohe! &c.
To make a girl freely talk
Has ne'er been deem'd a wonder 0!
The wonder would be should she balk
The clack your head would dunder 0.
But though fair maids to bed will take
To please themselves or others 0—
They same they'd do, my life I'll stake,
If they were wives or mothers, 0!
Hey! ho! Hohenlohe! scc.
The Royal Bamberg Accouchier
So busy is in Erin's Isle,
That, through his miracles, I fear,
Will many a pretty cherub smile:

But " Roman Matrons be of cheer,
The sins of all your lasses 0
Our handsome Priests, and Hohenlohe,
Will wipe away with Masses 0.
Hey! ho! Hohenlohe! &c,
Now let all pious Christians pray
For those deluded people 0,
Who humbug lasses with their Masses.
In Church without a steeple 0.
May crucifix, and bag of tricks,
And darkness vanish from our land—
And, in their place, may faith, with grace,
Stop miracles and sleight of hand.
Hey! ho ! Holtenlohe! Ste.

UNIVERSITY AND CLERICAL INTELLIGENCE.

CAMBRIDGE, SEPTEMBER 19.
The following Gentlemen were ordained on Sunday last, by the
Bishop of Gloucester:

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The lion. Leland Noel, ALA. of Trinity College, Cambridge.
Edward Leigh Bennett, B.A. of Merton College, Oxford.
James Hayes Sadler, B. A. of Jesus College, Cambridge.
John Evans, B.A. of Jesus College, Oxford.
George Cornwall, of Queen's College, Cambridge.
James Allan Park, B. A. of Balliol College, Oxford.
James Grassett, B.A. of University College, Oxford.
William Gane, S.C.L. of Trinity Hall, Cambridge.
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Charles Samuel Woodd, of Queen's College, Cambridge.
Samuel Whitehorne Barnett, B. A. of Trinity College, Dublin.
Charles Richard Ward, B.A. of -Magdalene Hall, Oxford.
Aaron Foster, B.A. of Exeter College, Oxford.
William Theophilus Blackburn, M.A. of Christ College, Camb.
At an Ordination held at Ardbracken, on Sun day last, by the
Bishop of Meath, the following Deacons were admitted to Priests'
orders :—The Rev. Thomas Gregg, A.M. Rev. James Irwin, Rev.
William Bond, Rev. H. B. Macartney, Rev. James Willis, Rev.
Robert W. Kyle, Rev. W. Shields, R4V. W. Stewart.
'fbe following Gentlemen were at the same time admitted to
Deacons' orders :—Thomas Tow H. C. Finn
spend,
Joseph
Stephenson, Henry Kennedy, to, John Hamilton
Campbell, and Spencer Hevy.
ECC LMIASTIC AL PROMOTION.
Rev. J. Sheepshanks, to the endowed Chapel of Torquay.

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Some gentleman of a Bible Association lately culling
upon an old woman to see if she had a Bible, were
severely reproved with a spiritual reply, " Da you
gentlemen, that I am a Heathen, that you should
ask me such a question?" Then, addressing a litee
girl, she said, " Run and fetch the Bible out of my'
drawer, that I may chew it to the gentlemen." The
gentlemen declined giving her the trouble, but she in-
sisted on giving them *Mar demonstiation.that the w 4
no Heathen. Accordingly the Bible was brought,
nicely covered: and on opening it, the old mane
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claimed, " Well, how glad I am that you have come
here ate my spectacles, that I have been looking for
these three years, and dant know where to find 'cm:.