The Sun.
London, England, 1811-11-28 00:00:00

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BRITISH RrITIEIP.

P43O4JOCTOR, A PERIODICI. IVORK) tti'3 VOLS.

[Concluded from Yesterday.l
'ltTy new plan: then is, briefly, to oil* all those
Calculations which respe& the sun, and insert in their
room some of the particulAs which are beretifter•
to be Mentioned,' I, would likewise. propose to omit
. alit hatiage advice respe6ling agriculture and physic,
whiCh Mr. Cardanus Rider bass for so many years
" compiled for his country's good," but which. can
be of no kind of use in the metropolis. For exam- '
ple, he finis gives counsel January :--" Let not
blood, and • use no physic, 'unless there be a neces-
sity. Eat often, and avoid too much sleep." The
lotterpart of this caution, every one must see, is su-
perfluous ;' add as to using no physic, unless there
be a:necessity, it seems to be a malignant stroke
aimed at, tbe worshipful. Company of Apoiliec,aries,‘
who, it is well known, have more business about
the end of this month than atauy other time of the

year.
In lieu of all such advice, I would propose the
following, or something like it, which might be va-
ried every year, and-will be found to suit the verb/
much better than any anxiety about the roots of trees
or the setting of kernels.
JANuAttir...--In this month, finish your Christmas.
visits : take in account of card-Money, and prepare
to return to London ; draw from your steward as
much as he can scrape .together, And give oiders
,about the birth-clay dteSseS: • .
Vseaushitv.•-•--Begin to leave cards at the houses
of three or four initiated Wends : inquire xlit-re they
have been "this age past :" keep an .account.of
names of lali-dois, and a list of colds and sprained
ankres : sub.cribe to the gaming-houses and con-
certs, and get acquainred with the names °rifle hew
opera perjormers.. -Ayoid.coniing too. early to the
theajre, rind dine as 'ape!, as the play is over,
yOur routs, and let 'the world
,know *hen you are at home,:. visit Covent-gotden
roittet, an' w hat'fruits are most, our of sea-
lay in a stock of cherries and-green 'peas :
beipeak glasses and china from the shops, upon le-
only: employ the lamplighter to decorate the i•boOls,
and. invite about twice the number of friends they
will-contain -;,saw paragraphs in the netyspairs,-and
41iiturb the. neighbourhood till day-titne.
thi triotith,give public breakfasts in
the after4o6n; andietollinner abour an hour.afier
sun-set, atlici peoples, routs, -wonder how
tlieY can chi:4odt things With ari.cstaie so:4:pr, and
be very)..l#6lii ',in till-accent-it of your-escapes from
the poles of eoOles. .•RKcori op Atte. number of
brok. e'nllitobs and aXletrees, ar.d.walk •horne in the
facia in day;th.rougit
.a 'violent .shower. Count the,
colds twau tit ; and read with astonishment in the
newspapers the brilliaocy,of the NM, the hospitality,
, of the tnistress of the house, the plenty of all scarci-
tieS,i'and the amazing- convenience of accommoda-
tion. and the conyi,.iality 'of-the company..
MAN.—This is a good month 'to marry : lot. the
old folks make up matches, and the young ones ac.
'tent :hern without faither" 'delay. Plant Cy jut. 'Cans,
and rail at the judges as' a parcel ormOnk,sit ignora-
muses who know nothing of the. world.. Inquire
cat Christie what Can be: raised.on the Essex,estale.
Takettekek for bi.!nefits, tind give them. to distant
cousins, And your people in the hotisekeeper's room.
tILF Parks-on:Sunday,: Mid place b100d... horsee
in cgrricies, that there may be tto dearth of acci',
• dents. • ;
Ju NE.—Vrepre for the birth-day':;' -consult often
%vitt) milliners andinantua-makers : 'Continue public
kireakfasti, and midnight dinners : think. of leaVing,
town ; it hegins'to,be,horrible : Wonder at the' im-
-1 ertinence of tiadestuen sending in bills of four; five,
and six years .old and consider the proptiety of an-
,: °the! pip to Paris.: ,
he T'arliament Still obstinate, giVe
ceinpore, ,ind puoh on the breakfasts to even-
; Mg gist balls,nefore dinner, and go to bed next
d y. Begin to ihittft' in earnest Of leaving town;bot
be not hast)i, in determining where, to get ; and least
of all, to go to' your' own 'Mansion in the cent's-
,' '•
try. Give h•iys of a Afew entlipage, to dazzle the
eteganies of Vols. ,
BrighthelCustone, Cheltenham,
. &c. :. make small rents tit'for sill tges :
get tictivaintances, and erett colitntei in the
new4popers,.ta the memory of your %ants and rides,
tli niers aryl fbnice3, dejeunes and petit soupers.—
~: cims. for the winter, and prepare. to
astonish tbi public with some wonderful
.fnux
IS.
. , ,Paris, and 'find eveny thing
superior, to old England." Squeeze to 'see IStiona*
parte, and wriie hornri his height and breadth, and
the form, of his mouth, nose, chin; .M I-(1 forehead .
take partieular-notice'et ; and if he says
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thing, Made a near reply for him. I/ the
na-
muse.4 and olleries, and.admire :every thing
bnvond ail :00..vidr cif expression.---but don't a,k how
• arty thing chnietbete. , • ,
the weather, becomes colder,
•,throw (dime, part of the summer dress ; visit Mar. 7
abootAbe time thelcits leave- ; attempt
lie 'breakfasts and balloons, socceJate on as',-taces,
and,Auen,joulping.-irr-sacks. Be, but: 10.; „at night,
as colds caught now morellnrohle,-4,tban tit.
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other A few. duels may pra6lioed this
t:u,r tit with great eclat, and , it,itsr_ a good, time to