The Sun.
London, England, 1819-10-07 00:00:00

FOR THE SUN.

NEW INVJESTS.

MR. Eorroa—As the Oldhafit Inquest will pro-
bably be over some time or ocher, perhaps even
be ore the Meeting of Parliament, I feel very
Imxioits as to what The Chronicle and The Times
may have to amuse their readers with, provided
they shall have any readers when that event takes
place.

I have been looking round me for some time
in order to get up another Exhib—lnquisition I
would s,,y—and have found out a fir subject for

the occasion ; one that must come home much
closer to Ministers than ever that of John Lees
can possibly do ; and indeed my principal doubt
now is solely whether the ' Gentleman—for all
folks are Gentlemen and Esquires now-a-days—
will be inclined to pop off just in the nick of
time for the required purpose. He has not shewn
Limself very ready to die to please his enemies,
end I query much whether l e will even do so,
willingly, to gratify his friends.
The Gentleman I allude to, Sir, is NAPOLEON

13UONAPARTE OP ST. HELENA, ESQ., the great

undertaker who declined business some time ago
over the way, in consequence of the shock given
to his credit by a failure at the attempt to open a
new shop i❑ Flanders, to the extreme disappoint-
ment of his numerous friends in 'his Country,

who had actually the mortification of seeing his

name it, the Gazette, alter the ahriouncetuent of
a dissolution of parto,r,hip; pArtly, as it was
Said, owtog to the extrav3ganee of Ilk charge. !

Now, .t4ir, if we can only prevail upon this

'Gentleman to leave this sTnrld and try for a better,
before the forms of The Chronicle and 7'imes shall
be shaken into pie on the close of their grand
'publication, why then, Sir, they may keep the
matter standing, simply changing the n: the of
the Oldham inquest, and leaving the anSwers

pretty much as they stand at prer.en: : for you
gill have the goodness to observe, Sir, that as
there was a great Meeting at Alanchester, so was
there also on the plateau of La Belle Alliance, all
for the Liberty of Mankind and " Universal
Sufferings." Then, Sir, as one party paraded
through " Peterlou" to Manchester, so the other
set off to parade through Wrster/oo to Brussels, as
he would have done had be not peen way-laid by
en Enr;lish Justice of the Peace, who most imper-
tinently stopped the procession, although legally
assembled with appropriate banners, Now, Sir,
it can be shewn that our Justice never read the
lli,it Act before lie ordered the Cavalry to charge,
► fact which Mr. HARMER can substantiate by at
least severity thousand witnesses, all of whom, I
mist, be will be permitted to examine, with due
comments on the evidence of each, accompanied
by his determination to prove, that not only the
Justice and the Cavalry, but also Ministers and
somebody else who thanked them, are all guilty
of the murder of NAPOLEoN BUONAFARTE, ESQ.,
though he did not die that day, and though he
was not, like Ho NT, taken on the hustings. But
then, Sir, he was taken afterwards, and Mini-
sters refused bail ! Mark that, Sir, they refused
bail, although be offered Mr. THEMISTOCLES or
ATHENS, and Mr. DiONYSIUS OF SYRACUSE, atter-
wards of CORINTH, 89 his bondsmen ; two Gen-
tlemen who I dare say could have sworn to their
property every whit as well as Sir CHARLES
%VoLSELEV, and J. CARLILE, Esq.
Then, Sir, John Lces chase not to have a doctor
when he retired to Oldham. just as Mr. Buotsra-
rAßTE did at St. Helena, when he refused to take
(iraughts from any bat those to whom he could
give drafts in return. Next, Sir, John Lees had a
bad liver, surely nobody ever supposed that the
great NAPOLEON was a good liver, Besides, John
Lees had a cut on the elbow, as Mr. BUONAFARTE
might
,have had also, if he had stopped long
enough ; but, as it was, it can be proved ,that he
had a rap on the knuckles. • •

Then, Sir, we can bring forward Mrs. Levy
I:nniolini, who will swear to any thing, and who
will doubtless give a very proper answer when
Asked if she ever kept a naughty house at Ajaccio
or

As Mr. HOONT will not choose again to bring
forward the boy Hall, we may perhaps prevail_ou
Cardinal FLSCH, to fetch his young nephew, who
can prove that he 103 t his gilt .cradle, together With
his privy purse, and a new crown given hint for a
keep-sake, all in consequence of the Waterloo

now, when the Cavalry charged to the titter dis-
persion of the field, and Mr. BUONAPART3 got
i,picezed in the crowd, even when he was running
,:way like John Lees!
But even if this Inquest should not take place
hi time, 1 have got another, Mr. Editor, all ready
cut and dried. We ail know of the arrival of Mrs.
Moni holm from St. Helena, much praised by our
own travelling Morgiana as a Literary Lady, and
Thom, therefore, Ministers naturally supposed to
a Lady of Letters, and refused her landing in