The Sun.
London, England, 1826-11-17 00:00:00

HAYMARKET THEATRE.

Wednesday night being the dose of the performance at.
this Madame Veetris delivered a Poetical Addre4i.
thernielves to the utmost to make an effort for the even.
was crowded to excess, and the VtOIN 00010,
The theatre,hotise
ing. 'This-following ,ie the Atltirtotki
(The moment she appears the orchestra begins the sir " Cherry
Ripe." She rime forward and interrupt* it—theu addressee
the audience.) '
Pray don't be alartred, but sit quietly there,
I'm not going to sing " Cherry Ripe,' I devlsre •
But those fiddles, tho' peacefully placed on their ;helve.,
Would, front habit, squeak out " Cherry Ripe" of ttorualui.
No ; my visit just now is, in kindness and pity,
To save you from almost as hatckney'd,a •
The tribute of thanks, in the self-same dull strain, • '
You've endured, patient victims ! again and again ;
I saw it impending ! This •ominous hat,
A true type of the " usual Address"--" stale and Bat ;"
Parrett, Brest all in black, with a grave, solemn face,
And these lintr cruel pages of trite common-place
Jiang such dull underta!ter-like work !. Whew,. the reason
(Shows a paper).
We're not going to bury the Haymarket dem,.
Can't we part as we meet ?—in good kumour
Black Usher this night—then my name is n t
the paper).
There : acknowledge ma now, a fast fries', 1u distress ; •
ietresent
I've secured your escape front one fare,;,,dl Address. •
!Orr..e outlatulieh thing,
" FlV.,,cluitzi" or " God save the King ;"
swoitYlieitsmasvhaotgeluel.decratuilligeeahrretdbeutiihd,
:oar the'Pole.or Boron,
By Parry or nealtiop-..sente staring Yahoo !
ItYk'lrialt'itsbeetafieta-t.,17144-'sjpeeel just
letof ablitnlasysCuse would be.
Three bows, with three simpers insuff'rably sweet;
The Cambric, one ahem and two steps in retreat ;
Then conies ,tLadies and Gents; the Proprietors' eAtifti....
Your humble servant too, every bit &me— • '
Honour'd, and tlattor'd-:-so much—itbat--1 feel—
" What my limited powers—must—fail to reveal ;'
" The Managers, grateful for favours, would speak • . .
" All they feel ; but, unluckily, words are too Week ;
". And as for the Actors, so grateful are they,
" That e'en language it mute, so—they've nothing to say
E" In short, all are so grateful, that all were unable,
" To thank you, though all had the tongues of a11.8,A
Thus it stands iu plain English, all flourish fl',;tucted ;
Our Managers' nerves are so finely constructr:4,
That the sensitive creatures recoil at the !fight
Of benches appallingly empty at nigh ;
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Now, since 'tie by pleasing our patrons, alone
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flay rie steal for the future a hope front the pot ?---(4PIlliMio).
'ld we doubt it, thoie sounds would our terrors dispel : •
So with thanks and good wieltee, we bid you farewell. >•
LThe lines bet Ween the'brackets Were not spoken.] .

ON h'ißO DE ------7--- ' A
YING . :MST LES WITH ~A LT0....-4-1.
correspondent in the Farmers' Journia,'who• dotes front Wei--
cestershire, says,
this treatment, lt
ortion of salt up" it 1
' with good effect for destroying thistles.' I have made several
" I have no doubt that salt may•be made use of
very few will survive
experiments, which have uniformly been attended with success.
The most effectual way is, to cut off or bruise the thistle, and
then put a small p
but the land should be gatte.over more than entv, to air if any
Another cor-
may be accomplished without this trouble ;
In two or
have escaped. Salt is An) very serviwalde for destroying weeds
that grow around farm build-,
of all kinds, say nettles, dock'', &e.
ihgs; but you must be careful not to use it too near fences or
ttli-liee;°':dre'Arlir: Ytilnia)l'i'il'e6saitsr:iii. t:4l:7lt4'iiestAtnlFlLl:lutahnetsir ugoefreoanniii
three days the thistle will turn quite black;
tnil,Zha,agistiulalbLit laiirtrar:31"1:1111; centre of the thistle.
and, in eight or ten
parson will salt asanany as four or five would cut
dam the Toot and every part of it will be destroyed. I have
l way;. and with this difference, that salt cent-
h.,l",,d this It cheap and certain mode of clearing land from
fikr a short period, to be ultimatelymore productive. The salt
'•
p‘t:liitelitnily";dies'et(ro)unys the weeds, whereas the spud merely retards theta
&,r
should be applied to the large thistles before the stem is put fuetk ;;
and care should be .taken that it is nit dropped upon the grass Or
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