The Sun.
London, England, 1821-10-16 00:00:00

POET it ii*:

WARNING.
A Servant to her Maker said—
" Please, Sir; to find another Maid ;
" For I, to leaie, must give you warning,
" Mistress so scolds both night and morning.'
" Ah ! happy the Master cried,
" I wish that I, like You, were tied ;
"Your method then I would pursue,
" And quickly give her warning too

tPITAPIT
Discovered in Wokerhampton old church some years since.
The date of it was 1690.
ilete.lie the bones
Of Joseph Jones,
Who ate whilst he was able ;
But once o'erfed,
He dropt down dead;
And fell beneath the table:

When from his tomb
To meet his doom,
lie rises amidst sinners;
Since he must dwell
In Heav'n or Hell,
Take him—which gives best dinnerS.

SPORTING INTELLIGENCE.

BETTING-ROOM, OcT. lI—STATE OF THE ODDS
NEWMARKET MATCHES.
6 to 4 Ardrossan agst Abjer.
DERBY. •
1 13 to 1 agst Frolicl 14 tO 1 agst Landscape.
OAKS.
I 11 to 1 agst Mr. Rush.

12 to 1 agst-Sycorax
12 to 1 agst Marcellus

10 to 1 agst D. of Grafton

NEWMARKET SECOND OCTOBER MEETING, 1821.
MONDAY, OCTOBER 15.
Second Year.—One-third of a Subscription of 25gs each, for
three-yr-old colts, 11St. 91b. and fillies, Bst. filb. A.l'. Bona
fide the property of Subscribers.
D. of Oration's b. c. Reginald - - 1
Mr Thornhill's b. C. by Rubens, out of BAvoirina - 2
Ld Egremont's b. c. Centaur, by Canopus - - pd
' 4tol on Reginald.

The Garden Stakes of 100 gs each. T.M.M.
Ld Jersey's Sporus, 7st. Illb. - - - 1
Mr Wyndhani's c. Black-and-all-Black, by Octavius, list. 71b. 2
Sir J. Shelley's Antar, list. - - - 3
7 to 4 on Sporus.
Sweepstakes of 200 gs each. A. F.
141 Exeter's Augusta, Bst. 121 b. - - I
Ld Grosvenor's Adolphus, Bst. Mb. - - 2
-
1). of Grafton's c. Carbonaro - -

7 to 4 on Augusta.

Mr. Cdny's Abjer, Bst 71b. agst Ld Exeter's c. by Ardrossan,
Bst. A.F. 500 gs, h. ft. A Dead heat.-5 to 4 agst Abjer.
Mr. Udny's Pantoufle, 7st. 131 b. rec. 60gs from Air. James's
Fleur-de-Lis, Bst. 131 b. T.Y.C. 200 gs. h. ft.

CALEDONIAN HUNT MEETING AND AYR
RACES, 1321.

MONDAY, OCTOBER 8.
Ilis Majesty's Purse of One Hundrel Guineas, granted to
the hunt.
Lord Kilburn's Archibald, walked over.

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 9.
Being the third and last year of the fourth renewal of the
Gold ('up Subscription of One Hundred Guineas value, the
rest in specie. Eleven subscribers. Ten Guineas each, p. p.
Thomas F. -Kennedy, Esq. named Mr. Anstruther Thom-, •
son's hr. c. by Stanford - 1
• Robert Cunynghani, Esq. named Mr. Bogue's,Cltmpion 2
Chas. 31ontecheu Burgess, Esq. named a' b. f. by Prissy 3
Sir Alexander Boswell -named Lord Kelburne's Chance 4
Claud Alexander, Esq. names his b. e. Eaglesham - 5
Sir D. H. Blair named Milton
Five horses drawn.

SAME 11A1-.. •
A Purse of 100 gs. given by the Hunt.
Marquis of Queensberry's A;iss :-.;Nntax
Post Entry—Sir J. H. AlaxViell'ib. f. by 'Prissy

SAME DAY.
Ayr Plato of Fifty Pounds.
.Marquis of Queensberry's A. is Syntax
Colonel Blair of Blair's b. c. by Prissy

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2 di

I 1
2 2

WEDNESDAY, OCT. 10.
The Convivial Stakes, Fitly Guineas each, half forfeit-
-15 Subscribers.
Sir .1. H. Maxwell, named Fair Helen
Mr. Milne, named The Champion - -
Marquess of Queensberry, named Ledstone - .
Mr. Brandling, named Archibald - - -
Sir D. :Iloncrieff, named Canova . - -

SA ME DAY.
A Purse of One Hundred Guineas, given by the hunt.
Marquess of Queensberry's, Miss Syntax - -
Lord Kelburne's Chance - - -
Sir 1). Monerieif 's Canova . - -

THURSDAY, OCTOBER. 11.
The Caledonian Cup of One Hundred Guineas.
Sir J. H. Maxwell's Fair Helen -

Mr. A. Thomson's In-. colt, by Stamford -
Sir D. H. Maria -

- .
-Won easy.
The weather, with the exception of Monday, was remarkably
fine, and the company brilliant and numerous.

HUNTING INTE LLIOENCE.
The Sanderstead Harriers meet to-morrow and Saturday; at
Kennel.
The country round Durham is now hunted in high style by
two packs of Fox-hounds, .and one of Harriers, viz. the Earl
of Darlington's, Hr. Lambton's, and the Bishop of Auck-
land's Harriers.

Preparations are making at Lambton Park for the approach-
ing Races to be held there, and which are expected to be con-
tinued annually. Part of the ground has been railed in, and
the Stewards box at the winning-post erected. The ground is
singularly well adapted to con-nruuld from every part adjacent
an excellent view of the Races.

ARCHERY.—The Eaton Bow Meeting took place on Wed-
nesday last, at Eaton Hall, near Chester, at the seat of the Earl
of Grosvenor, on the grand avenue leading from the west front,
where the sets of targets with a marquee to each were erected.
' Amongst the toxophilites who appeared in handsome dress of
grass green, with caps and feathers on their heads, were the
Earl and Count.ls of Grosvenor, Lord Crewe, Lord Hill, Lord
Delamere, Sir E. Lloyd, Sir B. Brooke, Sir W. W. Wynn,
Sir H. Bunbnry, Sir A. Corbet, Sir R. Puleston, Mr. Heber,
M. P. and all the principal families of Cheshire and the adjoin-
ing counties. Of the Ladies, Miss Cunlifre and Mi-s. Heber
were the best shots. At five o'clock a sumptuous dinner was •
served up in the hall, of which above 200 of the nobility and
gentry partook. In the evening there was a splendid ball in
the spacious drawing-room, which was elegantly fitted up for
the occasion. During the trial of skill, the band of the Den-
bigh militia played a variety of martial and national airs on the
grbund.

The Haymarket Manager, with a due respect
to the memory of the late Mrs. INCHBALD, is, it
seems, going to revive Every One /um Ids Fault,
the best of her dramatic productions.
Mr. JOHNSON, an actor of comic merit, from
the 13rihtol Stage, has not escaped the vigilance
of the Haymarket Manager, but is engaged for
his Theatre.

A Gentleman observed that he had eaten a
great deal.—" Then I suppose you have been
dining with a timber merchant," remarked his
witty friend.

In the shop window of a house, in which a pro-
essor of music resides, there is a notification as
'ollows :—" Ears bored here."

Treacle applied to the bottom of the feet, as a plaister, has
effected a cure of the gout in a few hours; drawing out the in-
flammation, and thus relieving the subject from pain.—
(Monthly Magazine.)