The Sun.
London, England, 1835-03-02 00:00:00

two months, for going too far in his endeofour to Pr°te
his neighbour's property.
Prisoner—" It's very hard me. to be lock ,a Ur
for

act of mere kindness."'
;for Et)
The LORD MAYOR—" It is, indeed, especialrY
long a time." 1t
The prosecutor (to the prisoner)—" Ah, ah ! I tbo, t
I'd catch you with a pin. lam going to France 0:1°.
row, and I vill tell them there how to catch thieves • , ~,,,
An elderly man, named Robert Williams, appeal" e"-.
fore the LORD MAYOR to answer the complaint of the' 011.
tlemen composing the Inquest ward of Bisbopsgate.
L.th,
'The Foreman of the Inquest stated that he an d ~
brethren bad detected a system of measuring in the dc folu
ant's shop, at No. 64, Sun-street, Bishopsgate, which . was
extremely injurious to the public and tie trade. the
The defendant was ordered to find bail to answer.
complaint at the sessions. •

BOW-STREET. er,
William Gray, in the service of Mr. Howe. a cowkeep.
residing at Westbourne-green, was charged with ill-treatit
a cow belonging to • his employer. The defendant 10
fined 20s. and ss. 6d. costs, which his master paid. .

Q UEEN-SQUARE.
Toni Proctor, a drover, well known about Chelsea, wlis
charged with assaulting Bill Green, a watercress merchal
Bill Green—Your Vortship, I vos at the Anchor
Hope, at Chelsea, yen Mister Proctor here comes up yiti an
out no prowocashun, and bonnets me.
Tom Proctor—This here chap, your Vortships, has beet.°
hired by a parcel of low vagabond butchers and sich
to take away my kracter and respectability by saying 44.4
how I'm dead. He cries his vorter cresses in an unla°,
manner ; for, instead of cryinger out vorter cresses, as A rnil;
ought to do, he sing's " Tom Proctor's dead." Veil, Yr
Vortsbip, my vife's in what they calls a werry hinterestiat
sitivation, and the wagabones sends Green down to sill
out " Tom Proctor's dead ;" and it frightened her so tif
I'm blowed but she swounded right slick away. 50 fo
goes all aver the parish crying out, " Tom Proctor's denvit
Vell, thinks Ito myself, you - ,if I cotches you v°lll
I let you know either I'm dead or not ; but, arter
only tapped him gently on the head, .not enough to nu

a fly.
After this eloper!t. harrangue Tom Proctor cleidste:

friend, named brake, who swore that, through J.
Green, people would have it that Tom Prcc tor was de''°.
and it was only his ghost that walked about Chelsea. ,11
further added that Mr. Green had so tuned his 111
that he was blowed is it warn% quite unpossible to teti
whether he called out " vorter tresses," or " Torn Preto
dead."
The parties all broke out into most elegant langulf
which was stopped by the Magistrates fining Torn Pr°'.
10s. for the assault.

MAI?YLEBONE.
A young female, who gave her name Ann Tremala,
charged under the following distressing circumstances :TA,
A policeman said that he was on duty in Regent'al7er
on Wednesday last; he observed the unhappy young`
tune pacing to and fro in the midst of a heavy shop
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rain, wringing her hands in the utmost distress. As 51'19
ceived him coming towards her she ran to the 0014
plunged precipitately:into the water. He succeeded in get 0
her out, when she told him that distress had driven he t 0
the rash act. She, however, promised not to repeat
attempt, and he let her go. On Friday night he 0110
duty in the New-road, when he again saw the Po°%-dd
crouched on the step of a door, almost perished with buny,
and cold, not having tasted any food, or slept in a br,io
three days ; he then took her for shelter to the station-
The poor creature, who said she belonged to the pry
of Lewisham, was taken to Marylebone poorhouse to
passed home.

LAMBETH STREET. i„ 01
John Dappli, late a private in the Fusileer Guards
committed for trial for robbing Captain Standon-L
prosecutor went to Brighton, leaving the prisoner, wejoy
his servant, in charge of his house in Bond-street, alLiii4
shortly absconded with plate valued at above 60/.,,"; ty
previously obtained goods to a considerable amount
Captain's name.

UNION-HALL.
Richard Balfour, the usher of a school, was to,
with annoying the family of Mr. Woodbridge, of Fe*c,iiitO
by addressing love-letters to the family, and col
lurking about the premises.
The complainant said that it was hiS constant Po?
to appear in front of the house every day and 0.01
himself into the most ridiculous attitudes with the 1
attract attention. He also left letters at the hour'
dressed to " Miss Mills" which were filled with 11°,1%; tY
declaratory of the writer's affection and regard peieli
person to whom they were written, and vowing 0,04
fidelity. The complainant added, that he had thret,
the defendant for annoying the family, but threats aPrei
to make no impression on him, and he was, therefore',"
pelled to have him taken into custody, and brough,t,
the Magistrate, in order to put a stop to his trouui
conduct. 'OO
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The defendant said he intended no disrespec
member of his family. I
Mr. TRAILL—The man must be insane.
Defendant—l am perfectly sane, and all I say
I have been misled if Miss Mills is not a resident Ia
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over House.
The defendant was allowed to depart on his P
not to offend again.