The Sun.
London, England, 1836-12-02 00:00:00

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Johnny took me husband's place whin me husband wcn
out a hopping.
Mr. CHAMBERS—Your husband would be very silly to
pay any attention to what a couple of angry women chose
to There, the warrant is discharge. One loses her
m say.
oney and the other the costs, so you are on equal terms,

LAMBETH-STREET.
Two MONTHS AFTER MARRIAGE. THE
TAILOn
DONE OVER.—Yesterday Mr. George Tyler, a master
tailor, residing in Pennington-street, Ratcliffe highway, pre-
sented himself before the Hon. G. C. Norton, and address-
ing that Magistrate, said, " I beg to apply to your Worship
for a warrant against my wife."
Mr. NORTON—What has your wife done to you? Tyler
—Her conduct is most outrageous, Sir. She has repeat-
edly put her clenched fist in my face, and threatens to tear
my eyes and liver out. Indeed, Sir, I do not think a greate
termagant ever lived.—( Laughter.)
Mr. NORTON—Pray how long have you been married
to her ? Tyler—Not quite two months, your Worship.

(Renewed laughter.) -
Mr. NORTON —Had you known her long before you
were married ? Tyler—Why, no, Sir, unfortunately, I did
not. The fact was I had a most comfortable home, and I
wanted some person to take care of it and myself, and, in
an evil hour, I placed my mind on her.
Mr. NORTON—And so you took her at a venture'?
Tyler—l did, Sir, and Ido think that no man in this world
ever took a worse bargain.—(Laughter.)
Mr. NORTON—Does she drink ? Tyler—WhY n°'
Sir, I cannot charge her with that ; but drunkenness would
be a fortune compared with her vices. Without the
slightest provocation she uses the most violent imprecations,
threatens that every moment shall be my last, and calls out
murder, and we were not many days married when I had to
send for the police to quiet her, but it was all to no purpose.
Mr. NORTON—How old is she ? Tyler--Why, Sir,
she is 40 odd.
Mr. NORTON—StiII she is your junior by many years?
Tyler (whose age appears to be about 70, and who has a
most sanctimonious countenance)—Why, yes, Sir, she is by
a few years.—(Renewed laughter.)
Mr. NORTON—My advice to you is to call on some mu-
tual friend, and see if he cannot settle your differences.
Tyler—l am afraid, your Worship, it would be no use,
as there is very little probability of being able to do any-
thing with her. Her behaviour, I assure you, Sir, is the
most extraordinary, and as for her tongue, it is beyond any-
thing ; she is, I do assure you, in every sense of the word,
a complete Tartar. I will, however, take your Worships
advice, and sec what can be done.
The applicant then withdrew.

ArARYLEBONE.
Yesterday, soon after Mr. GREGORIE, the Magistrate,
had taken his seat, a little elderly gentleman, almost out of
breath, and apparently suffering under more evils and mise-
ries than Pandora's box ever contained, bustled into the
office, and, making a low bow to the worthy dispenser of
justice, solicited his advice and assistance.
Mr. GREGORIE—Pray, what can Ido for you ? WhY,
your worship, I'm a particularly quiet man myself, and, el"'
though I like a bit of a tune now and then, BO
Mr. GREGORIE-1 wish you'd tell me in a few words, Sir;
what it is you want. Applicant—By all means—hop •
I'm desirous of putting down, if possible, a most intolerable
nuisance, which is this : A lodger of mine on the first floor
is continually playing either the French horn or the violin,
and when I tell him to be quiet, the louder he goes on
besides, he's only a learner, and makes at present a terribly
discordant noise.
Mr. GREGORIE—Why don't you get rid of him, if Y°4
disapprove of his mode of amusing himself ? Applicant--1
don't want him to go from the place, as he is a very good
person in other respects ; and all that I come here for is t°
request that your worship would inform me how I should act.
Mr. GREGORIE—I am very sorry for your misfortune ill
having such a troublesome inmate, but it is quite out of tel
power to afford you any relief in the matter. Applicant---
Then I don't know what I shall do. All the rest of the
lodgers say that if the musician don't move off they will, and
I shall then have an empty house.
Mr. GREGORIE—Why don't you give him notice to quit?
Applicant—l have already done so, but he won't go awl.
Now, if he'd leave off playing at 10 or 11, I shouldn't s 0 I
much mind, but to keep on with it all through the night s
really too bad.
The tormented one then left the office.