The Sun.
London, England, 1801-09-11 00:00:00

" SISTE VIATOk I

IC In the course of your journics,; lie'-vat-e of
stumbdng do small things—they seriously wciond
incautious feet. Now, TRAv SLiAti, be no; of-
fended at a Word of advice and inforrnaticin vou
undertake long voyages; and are exposed. in
dangers in all ciimatcstherc are sharks in the
ter—;snakes in the grass ions in
many voracious dogs that bite sharply ; I smart
severely from several wounds I received some months
ago in St: Paul's Church-yard, and other places,.
even in the face of " Tl.e Sun but it did not.
shine then. lam fond of animals ; and not appre
hending the Dog.days were in February this year;
I followed a little tan cur, who frequently ran in-
to 3 niche between two shops by St. Faith's. We
went.up many stairs into a dark kennel, there We.
found a little puippy, with a large hod, perched on-
a high stool behind a desk—l did not know his
tricks, and kindly gave him a bone to pick—the
two dogs agreed very well—l shewed them kind.:
ness—this encouraged them to Cork to my houie,
and seeing plenty there, they lard their heads to:
gether to entice me out, and, by means of tz sheet
-of paper they got in, and made such a barking, I
was afraid to go near them.—No kind friend had
an Ormskirk packet, or was willing to stifle them—
their yells alarmed the neighbourhood—every one
was seized with canine symptoms.—Snarler was so
swelled, he could not return up the straits-41,1c tart
into the Temple, where the little whelp suddenly'
grew up. Having acquired importance IT the up:
roar he made at Blackheath; he became dissatisfied
with a kennel in the smoke; and sought a country
with grounds and grapery,—You sec how mia.
nute objeas thrive by attachments; he 15 as snug as
Prince LUPIN'S puppy—and if he has not gained a
kingdom by being the least dog, he has received
malty a c'own, and now daily drives the sat g round;
like a Mite in a cheese.

" The Old Inn at Deptford grew red-liO; aria
threatened destruction to Snarler's client--the dogs►
invented an expedient to cool ir.—a'irktiired
selves as dupes, and coilefied, the following mate,
rials, which I send to amuse you, if you will con.;
descend to put it among four baggage for this day's

route

AN INFALLIBLE RECIPE TO COOL A Hat IRON.

" A few drops of cold water, taken genuine
from an OldMaid'frongue, ailing from her Finger'
a Wax Doll," identified by a surveyor, and
my footman—;a Parson, " without grounds " or
" reason "—a Physician rolled over the stones—.
a slip of dark Mahogany—a look at my rich Land.:
lord—and the relics of a Haunch of Venison, lodged
last year in the great store-tcom of tity• game-keeperi
-----These ingredients were shook together several
hours---:otter mature deliberation, the thin's, the dupes
made of them was pronounced " A FEMALE
SWINDLER," and sent all over the world as a
greater wonder than the Tower of Babel: There
has been much confusion of tongues about it ; but
I am credibly informed this surprising creature', a
few days ago, produced three thousand at a birth—
and as many more are daily expeCted ; she cannot
keep them all, therefore, offers them to the humane
and charitable at one shilling and sixpence each—
but if they think them worth more, they may give
what they please for one---it will be most gratefully
received by

ce THE SWINDLED."

6' Iruntingdon Fort,
Sept. 5, 1801."

MANSION-HousE.---Yestcrday a great quantity"
of loaves Were brought to the Mansion-House by an
inc rest of one of the City Wards, which proved to
be short of the regular standard weight. The Lord
Mayor conviled them in one shilling an ounce for
every ounce deficient, which was paid down di.
realy. The bread was sent to the Prisoners in the
Comoters, and the fines given to the Gentlemen of
the Inquest, to be distributed amongst the poor of
their Ward.

Complaint was made to the Lord Mayor by the,
Gentlemen Yeomen of the Water-side, of several
oyl•rtr boats having shot up their hatches and gone
down the river again with a third of their cargoes,
oysters having fallen to ten shillingS a bushel. Sum.
monses were ordered to be sent them to answer for
this conduEt.

The Nais, Sowdcn, from Jamaica to Loadon, is
put back leaky.