Northern Times.
Liverpool, Merseyside, England, 1857-08-17 00:00:00

THE BRANCH ESTABLISUMENT OVER THE WAY;

Young America is only another edition of Old England, in a binding peculiar to the New World. Young John Bull in his shirt
s'eeves, working with an energy that commands success. England and America are partners, not rivals. The younger nation is t e
junior, who manages the Western branch of the old concern. Youth gives activity, and hence the young man opens his lette
before breakfast, on the steps of the Post-dace, whilst the old gentleman prefers breaking the seal in dressing-gown and slippers
after dine•. Young America showed the same feelings of independence, in es ab'ishing a house of h s own. that every young man
experiences who leaves the old house to earn an honest livelihood by his own exertions. In this instance, however, the connection
with the old concern is of more value than that with the balance of the world. The revolution was merely an animated conversa-
tion, where shot and cannon were introduced to give emphasis to the debate ; and when the disputed " point " was settled, Old
England rose with renewed vigour in Young America. The sources of discord soon began to dry, and now, as the flower turns to
the sun, the needle to the magnet, the child to its mother, so turns

JoNATHAN

TO JOHN.

When he wants innoculation
in a new wrinkle !
which he of himself could never " raise."

GLORIOUS NEWS!
TERMINATION OF THE GREAT ATLANTIC TELEGRAPH !!
SUCCESSFUL TRANSMISSION of THE FIRST MESSAGE! !!

JONATHAN TO JOHN.

John ! as my criginator I ye an impossible regard for you,—wicked ugly though you be,
now don't look at me alantendeeltlir so,
for I'm a ripstsver—gi ger to the backbone !
Tn the race of progress snail I first give in ?
I think not, I " reckon" not, I " caik,ate" No !

So—if you "take on," competing with me
I'll shortly leave you all lege, like a .ick turkey hen
or a parlour tongs
al shaft, bean, legs,—and no belly.
done,—gone,—body and boots,
ho'low as a bamboo cane, and twice as yalla!
at 1.. st,—in the looking glass—you'll see a shadow tantamount to nothin I

But-if you keep "peace and civil" I'll keep ditto,
and by the aid of the Telegraph
we'll "get along" like a healthy brace of bloomin kiddy in a double-barrelled perambulator.

Very well, if you do so, freely I'll admit—without bunkum, you're a cute old coon on the whole,
however like other sons, I think you'rs fogyish some,
and I "allow" most of your "stay at home" shoots of "to-day"
are cinder sorter" in the "go ahead" department :
no betier'n thy own worthy, stupid, fat, old seiffe
Dry Brainish !
for your printed British business ideas, rattle on paper like a haneful of rusty nails and a gimlet I

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Therefore do I prize so highly the Quadruplicated gymnastics of your o-e filbnstero,
who workshis brains like a nagger catchin flies at a " cane hoing."
his trade annonneements are sparkli.,' a 9 the tears of a pretty yaung widow
Detailing her lone position on a moony Ssptembsr ev‘ning to her cousin Villikeas in the garden.

Tell ye what it is old fellow, I feel wolfish about the heed and shoulders
to see one of you lads lick me so teetotally in that one pirterklir of business;
I judge him to be too big for one like you to "have all to yourself "
I,ke the Ohio oyster "as" required 2 human to swallow him whole.

New, John, if the Almighty Dollar can bring him to this Tocrtion
(without no `• slogdollogy nor stampede ")-111 have him over temporary,
Yes! I'm determiu'd to import him " slick "—and "neat,"
for he's worthy of the migha y Republ c that licks universal creation,
Sir, ee't his dodges sevc ely delight the free, the fearless, the tarnal 'Mexican people,
aye I even as •` early pop" pleases the " dry " owner of a "dead ticker."

Now, as waterproof flies hold their camp meetin's on the safe surface of a July well,
so—" free gr ails "—shall he "sail," " rail," " more " " lo ate," and 4` return,"
his transatlantic " traq, pouse " costing him not an it,dividual brown
for " grub," " ands," " t pple," " tibako," nor "shake.down."

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AGentleman having been cured of NervouE.
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AN 17 §SAY on NERVOUS DEBILITY, with
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OPINIONS OF THE PRESS.

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QUACKERY UNMASKED, being a complete
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practised by a gang of ignorant pretenders, who advertise a speedy,
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By JOHN SUTTON, M.R.C.S.
UPINSONS ON THE PREM.

"The author has conferred a just boon on suffering humanity by
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June 6, 1857.
" prove useful to thousands, to whom we especially recom-
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" If othcri in the healirg art would follow the imitation shown
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" The author (Dr. Sutton,) receives and deserves our warmest
thanks for this full emoshion of quacks."—Weekly Despatch, June
6, 1857.