The British Press; or, Morning Literary Advertiser.
London, England, 1826-08-11 00:00:00

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(all'AN WITH TWO NE('',l[S, LAD-LANE, GE.
1.3 NERAL COACH-OFFICE. Dover, Deal, It
gate,
Margate, and Canterbury Patent Coaches daily.
The following Royal Mails and Post Coaches depart from ,n,l
arrive at the above Inn :
HOLYHEAD New Mail, through Story Stratford, Temente?
Daventry, Dittichurch, Coventry, Birmingham, Wolverhampto'
Shrewsbury, Oswestry, lAxrgollen, Comm, and lian,„„'
every Evening at half-past seven, Sundays excepted, se, en u.,:za:
LIVERPOOL }livid Mail, through Dutichureh. coveut
Coleshill, Lichfield, Newcastle, and (Angleton, every livening at
half-past seven, Sunday's excepted, siren o'clock.
I BR IsTOL Royal AWL through Reading, Newbury, %Ai,
rough, Caine, and Chippenham, every Evenit gat halt-past sac
Sundays exeeptcd. seven o'clock.
BA I'H and EX.:TER Royal Mall,thricnigugaltt eavlr-isptusilettik.,
sham, Wells, Bridgewater, Taunton, and Callaraptun, ern,
Evening at half-past seven, Sundays esteemed, seven o'clock.
SundaysP
LYMe(x/cUeplt'edHoieß:yenalo3.cliaotel,k.every Evening
EXETER Royal Mail, through Salisbury, Illandford. and Doe.
cheater, every Evening at half-past seven, Sundays excepted, saran
FA LMOUT II Royal Mail, every Evening at half past seven,
Sundays excepted, seven o'clock.
MANCHESTER Royal Mail, through Northampton, Ilat•
boroul.,M, Leicester, Derby, Ashbourn, Leek: and Alameda,'
every Evening at half-past seven. Sundays exceinvd, *en
1111{311MM Ahl New Mail (In 13 hours), armlet, litany
Stratford, Daventry, and Coventry (the nearets road by 10 not"
every Evening at half-poet seven., Sundirys excerpted, seven o'clock
CA REIN A: and EDINBURGH Royal Mali, through Chop.
Icy,
Preston, ad Oaryrang, every Evening at half-part seven, 8m;.
dayi excepted acres o'clock.
CHESTER New Mail, through Salop. Ellesmere, and Win,
ham. every Evening at half-past Revert. Sundays excered, teem
riDDERMINSTER New Royal Mail, htrough Birmingham,
DuZley, and Stourbridge, every Evening at half-past *even, bun.
days excepted, seven o'clock.
NORWICH Royal Mail, through Chelmsford , Colchester. and
Ipswich. every Evening at half-past seven, Sundays mewl,
seven o'clock.
MILFORD HAVEN Royal Mail, through Cardiff. Ss anus,
Carmarthen. and Haverfordwee, every Evening, at half.past seven.
Sundays excepted, seven o'clock. _

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Head. Liverpool, at half-past six the following Evening, pu tout,.
big the journey in 2t hours. Passengers by thie -coach Irrire in
time for the Dublin steam-packets, one of which leaves !Awe*
every evening at seven o'clock.
DERBY New Light Day Coach. the Times (in 15 hours, and
driven through by two coachmen only,) through Dunstable, We.
burn. Newport, Northampton. Harborough, and Leicester, every
morning at half-past six o'clock.
MANCHESTER New light Post Coach, the Regulator,
through Dunatable,Wobum, Newport, Nottliampto ~11,thorough,
Leicester, Loughborough, Derby, Ashboura, and Balton, at
three o'ckek.
HOLYHEAD New Light Post Coach, the Eclipse, through
Birmingham, Wolverhampton, Shiffnal. Shrewsbury, ()sentry,
Cnrwen, and Bangor, every Morning, a quarter before eight o'clock.
CARLISLE, GLASGOW. and EDINBURGH Poet Coach,
the Regula.or, through Manchester, Garstring, Kendall, Anua,
and Dumfries, every Afternoon at three o'clock. Pesungers toe.
yelling by this conveyance have an opportunity of resting one night
on the road, and proceeding on without additional expense to OW-
gow and Edinburgh.
SOUTHAMPTON Light Coach, through Staines, Hartford
Bridge, Basingstoke, and Winchester, every Morning a- liable:
eight ; Tuesdays and Fridays at lialflpast seven, and arm s in
time for the Guernsey and Jersey steam-packets.
WINDSOR and ETON Coaches, daily.
MANCHESTER Royal Defiance (in 24 hours), through Urn.
stable, Northampton. Harborough. Leicester, Cavendish Bridge,
Derby, Aahbourn, Leek, Macclesfield, and Stockport, every
ternoon at five.
EXETER New Light Four-Inside Poet Coach, the Bra:,
tor, through Ilaaingstoke, Overton, Andover.Salisbury. Bland-
ford, Dorchester, Bradport, Axminster. and florriton, every day a:
two o'clock. Passengers travelling by this conveyance proceed
without delay to Plymouth and Falmouth.
EDINBURGH and GLASGOW New Put Coach. the Al-
liance, through Newcastle, Lancaster. laendal, Carlisle, and DUO:.
tries. at a quarter before eight in the, orning.
NOTTINGHAM New Day Coach, the Times fin 15 hours.ao4
driven thrlnighout by two Coachmen), through Northampton. I/A-
ttester. aml Loughborough, every Morning at halt.past six o'clock.
BRISTOL. Regent Post Coach, through Reading. Nesbury,
Marlborough. and Bath, every Afternoon at a quarter before four.
BIRMINGHAM Light Poet Coach, the Balloon, through
Stony Stratford, Daventry, Coventry, and Stone Bridge, err?
i Afternoon at holf.paat live.
FALMOUTH and PLYMOUTH Light Post Coaches, every
' Afternoon at two (Mork
WEYMOUTH and DORCHESTER Magnet Day Coach tin
15 hours) at five every Morning, and from the Gloucester Cveir.
house. Piccadilly, at a quarter beiuve six.
COVENTRY Light Four-inside Post Coach, every Afternoon,
at a quarter before
NOTTINGHAM New Light Post Coach (in 11l hours; through
St. Alban's, Ditostable, IVoburn, Newport Pagnel, Market Har.
borough. Leicester, and Loughborough, at three in the Afternoon.
LEICESTER Light Post Coach, the union, through Dun-
stable, Woburn, Newport, Northampton, and Harborough, every
Morning at half-past six o'clock.
CHESTER and PARK GATE New Coach, every Morning
at a quarter before eight. and Evening at half.past tire o'clock.
WARWICK and IsEAIII INGTON SPA Post Coach, every
Evening at half-mat five o'clock.
BRIGHTON Coach every Morning at half-past nine.
DERBY New Light Post Coach, the Regulator (in II hoer'',
through Northampton, Market Harborough, and Leicester, every
Afternoon at three o'clock.
DUDLEY and STOURBRIDGE New Light Four.insidc
Post Coach, every Afternoon at half-past live.
TENBY, MERTHYR, and PEMBROKE Post Creches,
every Afternoon at four o'clock.
DOVER Coachea, through Rochester, (.!hatham, Canterbury,
Margate, and Ramsgate, at seven every Morning, and half-past
six in the Evening.
PARIS New Light Diligence, by way of Dover, every Morning
at seven.and half-past Rik in the Evening.
TAUNTON through CROSS and BRIDGEWATER, every
Afternoon at four, at reduced Fares.
BIRMINGHAM and HOLYHEAD New and very Simeon
Day Coach, the Eclipse, through Stony Stratford and Coventry,
the nearest and only direct road, at a quarter before eight o'clock.
Passengers by this Conveyance have the privilege of resting one
Night at Birmingham, and proceed the next Morning, without ad-
ditional expense. The Eclipse Travels Nine Miles an Hour,
is upon a new and improved plan of Safety.
ROYSTON and BUNTINGFORD Post Coach, every After.
noon at half.paat two o'clock, to the George, Buntingford, f
ond
Crown Inn. Royston.
NORWICH New Safety Day Times Post Coach (in 13 Moan,
and driven through by one Coachman only) at five is the Morning.
CAMBRIDGE Tally Ho ! Fast Coach (in 5 Hours). at a
quarter past two o'clock every Afternoon, and from the Flower-Pot,
Ilishopsgate-street. at half-patt two.
CANTERBURY Fast Coach, The Tallyho ! every Aftet-
noon at half-past two (in seven hours).
Caravans upon spring' to most parts of the Kingdom.
N.B. Parcels and Luggage conveyed Daily to all Parts of the
North, and to every City and manutacturing Town In the King-
dom. W. WATERHOUSE and Go., Proprietors.
*.• The Proprietors of the above Carriages beg leers to inform
the Public, that they will not be accountable for any Parcel or
Package whatever, roe for any Passenger's Loggers above her
value of Five Pounds, unless the same be entered and paid fat
accordingly, at the time of the delivery of any such Pares, put
age, or Passengers' Luggage. to them or theirAgente.
Goods insured at a moderate rate.

THIRTY, IST.RANDi,
USE versus ORNAMENT; or, the Fortunate .-p-
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lator: a Canadian Incident.
With other ingenious productions of Art,
Glass ornaments seldom have fail'd to impart
To nations undefiled, wonder and joy,
All eager to purchase each glitterin.t toy.
A pair of glass boots were to Canada sent,
And thence on a mission of merchandise went
The Indians amongst, during successive days,
Who haii'd the bright strangers with viperous amaze,
The Owner while filtering hit hopes that ...hate Boots
A treasure would yield in commercial permits,
And save him in barter even three-fold the stun
He else might expend in tobacco and rem.
The Chief of the nation held confabulation,
• Anil then to the Dealer pronounced this oration :
" These toys are attractive indeed to the eye,
But yet they no permanent uses supply ;
Hence nothing availing, we certainly rather
Would prize a defence against wet and cold weather;
For which in these ornament! looking in vain,
Adieu! and your glass-boots pray take back again !"
The Settler chagrin*d, yet not lost to all hope,
Retied and resolving with Fortune to cope,
Instanter to London despatch'd his command
To purchase at 30, the Mart in the Strand.
A quantum sufficit of WARREN'S Jet Blacking.
That nothing of happy result might be lacking.
The order was sent, and the Merchant set out
Again to the Indians. in confident route,
‘Vitli Boots of stout leather. like mirrors that shone,
" Alt ! ,these," cried the Chief, " past defect will atone!
IVith furs in profusion his rapture now backing,
Enriching the Settler through Warren's Jet Blacking.
This easy Shining and Brilliant Blacking, prepared by Kober
Warren, 30, Strand, London ; and sold in every town in the kig,
earn. Liquid, in bottles, 6d.. 10d. 12d., and Itid. each. l't.
Paste. Blacking, in pots, 6.!., ltd., and Ind. each. A shilling pot
of Vage is equal to four la. bottles of Liquid.

Printed at TIM itarrrsH PRP:SS Offire, be .7 .W.CATtLTON. —O.
Strand. set pabliehed by R. CANNON, slime place.

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