The British Press; or, Morning Literary Advertiser.
London, England, 1822-12-23 00:00:00

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Ile. this day, at Boarshead, Wilgerton ; Thursday,
&Libels Saturday, at Woore—al ten.
I.
• TIM r, to-morrow, at Huntingdon ; and Friday, at
half•past ten.
rth, to-morrow, at Hut-green ; Thunday, at
filloOdelliihrills; and Saturday, at Hickletoo-Olt bia:ast
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lard Midleton's, this day, at Osten ; to-nowtilre, 1111411d-
wolton; sad Thursday, at nut Bridgford—at tee. •
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WHIMSICAL CIRCUMSTANCE.
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• bum* iasaid, laughs at locksmiths ; a fact which iusaa
plillistaasi in the history of rustio lovers, who, where
hot lift the latch fur fear of awakening the old g
all contrived to pop their bullet heads, and (frig their
shoulders, through wonderfully small holes sod wis..
seeks.ow Tat while the vertical mode of visiting the I is
le.. ....3r....0. in country houses, the perpesdiMar
rather . A deed of this description was attempted to
Tuesday last, ad instant, at Whitborn, the hero being 1 NS.
*deg youth, of the name of Palmer., and the heroine
maie
to •
rlerrieenn
wither.a eTanheorfogrrmoegr,aintdapdf.sepai
sr
esisp=
Of ag any other mode of ingress, be mounted to the top
bf a too story house, and there en deavonred to pounce upon
Isis sweetheart, by towing himself, sweep-like, down the-Ain:-
they. This, it must be confessed, was a hazardous expert-
-5:. t, and so onr hero found ; for when about midships, as a
l er would say, he fairly stranded, amidst atone, lime,
he, end soot ; nor could all his efforts ever again die-
Matangle his carcass. For more than two hours he togged and
pulled, scratched and scrambled. being, of course, averse to
bxpose himself to the ridicule of the whole town; at length,
however, Use love of life triumphed over the sense of shame.
and roaring out as loud as he well could, he craved tbe for-
giveness and besought the good offices of the inmates below.
At first his words sounded like a voice from the grave, and
terrified every sine within the range of its wailing's. In a few
'nineties the family were all .steer; some feared it was
• thief, and others fancied it was a ghost—one cried.
" Jamie, load the gun," and another whispered, "0 Jean
bring the bible." At last a coney dog set ea dead at tb•
man In " the lum," as ever pointer did at partridge; hod
alter tnis discovery the family sallied forth and alarmed
the nelghbOurs. A council was held on the subject; at
which some talked of lighting a strong tire to force i
the intruder upwards, like other climbing boys, but the ma-
jority agreed on the more humane expedient of mounting to
the top of the house, and pulling the man out with ropes
This they found to be no easy task, but at last the culprit was
U 11•118011. with legs as black and blue as the element he had
passed through. When interrogated how be had got into
such a scrape, he coolly replied, " he had taken the wrong
port," an answer which was deemed so unsatisfactory, that
oar hero was committed for one day to the gaol of Whit-
bees.--Dumfries Courier.

Z2rik regret we have to announce the death of the
WAVllbe'attehleergelinrdo'icalitrk yesterday idogneos &ad; ,
at
au house in Charles-street, Berkoley-square. Her
lentyallip been ill ever since her accov,cheweet.
W 5 1I C aaaaaaaaaa Pic-runs or TIC Pewee WSDDIWO.
It may lum Interesting to the admirers of this admirable pic-
ture talc informed that the principal figures are portraits.
The bride is said to be a portrait of one of the beautiful and
lovely daughters of Lady Sheffield : her Ladyship, we ender-
sod a daughter of the late Mr. Alderman Kennett.
Isi the window ofa tobacconist's shop in the Hillgate, Stock.'
port, is a printed paper of questions sad answers, on the sub.
set of visiting theatres; tending to show that people who go
In see plays learn every species of vice, and greatly offend the
Supreme Being by misspending their time. /a the othp
illesta
window of the sense shop are ezposed to sale a number of inf
i cent snurbozes.—Menchestcr Guardian.
Enazteumen Anseaa.—lt appears from the police beeihs
of Paris that there are resident in that capital and its en-
!vireos to sae " English families ;" but the police reckon one
stranger living alone as a " family," equally with an esta-
blishes* of parents and children ; so that the te,orm
I, fikesilles" wall not probably give more than woo in-
deviated'. At Calais, Boulogne, Dieppe, and *yr coast
togrenj.hen are set down 10,co resident limit* of Eng.
11•16 y, Mloolllfire a pod many is the South of Franc, and
=lsheet 9,ese tralitos of Gruel Britain at Rome and
e.l sad mare Mast SON at Florsoce, Pisa, Genoa, and
the North of Maly.
A crime of
alrmity was committed at Tow-
eater on We 0901 arsday the 6th isstant. A comb-
os°, of** aims of Ir or Main, who, we understand, is
also proprietor of eamstbor coach, perpetrated the violation
ef a Vestals servant at the Wheat Sheaf, where the coach
stops, between sia sad seven o'clock in the evening, oador
eireamstamees of ghat cruelty. The screams of the 1
giri wane hoard by the landlord of the inn and a little.
he was with Lbw la the yard, and probably
.by other per-
iwigs he tie house, hat mr mo went to her assistsaes. And
_thongb the act was taws at the time, sod the wretch was
is the town for some Um afterwards, he was suffered to
socape.—Borkinglimastaris Chronicle
A horse, the prop,* aft* Company of Proprietors of the,
Kersey mad Irweilllawigidion.wu lately freed from fultbpri
laboar, and seat to grimegaway the remnant of his dap. ' WSW
torsdwy week this falafel servant died, at an age whitir had
seldom been recorded of a horse : be was in his en year.
It I. a very singular fact, that a bare,. which was opened
a few days ago at the house of Mr. Rouser W001.1.1111' IV;
Wei Matlack' barracks, was found to have two hearts.
were joined together by a thin membrane.—Donesster 0.-
sett*.
litroetsu Errousw.—The following Epigram ie writtow In
'Aar different Isegrages on a window in 1* Warwick Aram
m
ISO, Warwick : , '
In questa ems troverate, •
Tout to Won pout so uhaiter,
Visas, pages, poem, cames,
Casettes, chaises, horses, harness!
Ww are told that Veers. mootiag a Reverend Gey:it=
bad abased *moil wish a wail sioat bordered witt
. holds/Ms lappet, mid mid. " Ail. what_ or ague imam
Amer but this late ease of 811A1PI against VtaLts and Bee
hoingbeastrer iato fuller pike lo the same parsine"...' fdis,
atipo
filanatoosts..—Amaag the late bat Mumble lavoada* IsOhli.'
• vow grifloraa made by • Gentlemau of Masamoileat. , Tbs
are ofhallow wrought iron, hia. a Itar tin 'elector,
which throws the heat outm smiths@ bb aidallgaid a iripplag
=
receive the gravy. The gekless Is Im.smarrelei isle
I-Stlis of the jaws of the am* ;set ellicat rice
to pieces, and can readily he classed g moon an
;dans, and ties dowaties seism Arai stag
of :19iee in do ,
gag pa, to the great aerie' of hosser...—picis York Advocate.
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limsasesir litsciwo.—Patamosown, Nov. 10.—To
the groat race towns Beli 'oder Cheriee will be moot*
awls soar thooity of WGiiimitors Moro were this Wes
oallakiapassongers la the stems be
hose flattimore.
of IMMO" iii I/ hellelid bye* isguartare of its hoist
tashribir *atom. moos Wintroar ham pas from this thy, sad
, assaymmis haat
'He
York. Italy thouseads will
Wir ii•
t* nee-groand. M bets are Isimeocly heavy.
We Amer heard of see Jilt tendered on Sir Charles, of
ettle Modred owe" •v alued at 300 dollars,
each. It
is pieesilatod if Eclipse keeps within bassi ' the fess
rosmai, that his bottom will beat tlir Charles. thi mho Mbar bassi,
Myreatis the Mimosas the spoof of Fir Chola. Mot them
Mho had him
sod we m , bspo.ba we distaam .112FaiMies l
be aterest
the
is
aseitod, mom slow la bahstk ital on
*mod than at moo we romiliret is Mug Aliases. The
im, bream ysalseea7 me howirod thousamt dams west to bi
'reseed en this race is the Baltimore stemmiem. Isis skid WO
a million end shelf of dollars are now &Wed eureka race. '
Ow of the most curious appßoosims of gstriumisia to themes!
of life, is its rem* amploymast as a mans of dist*
' bad meth from good. Thetas which galvanism has sew
serioneily the frog at mistakes of deneste,
of ridding you of • will' haw the hest in ylir. .it
considered to be Alrisisty in its application.
siediod is thus deesellimi * Preor *Loin', the nephew of
OaLvasl. "He the dentist) int insulates the patient, sad them
plans In his has an electric chain; he thee applies a mall
piece of wire, and draws it gradually over the serfage ef the
tooth; he *ea applies It to the nest tooth in the saniemanner. and
proceeds in the like method with the rest, natff he aces is the
diseased tooth, which is discovered by violet pain .lishig Fro-
dlittalnd an involuntary sliottne in the body. It has alwsys bees
when the tooth is eztracted, that It exhibited a awls*
P, Zeit Is its Formalisation was sot visible - .:„.04
At Demerary, some years *ism three Poo" slallefeess=
ems for a hamper
iticx from holm* which
oboist two boobs's.— 'a ffoggirrarererry, HSI.
._112.41.5gb May Of eaSS *Wes in Groat h taken °CAN*
as d frowns Imams* umber of them which' me tat•
;iaTisd" seskilrflr lato the Was basin Coital* tbig bp,
woo valueless, ahoy rimm_ so hat, alit Pis* mei
ohm glad to gat af time by Oay arm into tho
itl4l.
and tombs* alma Warm& Tao. tarsals abroad with
as if soaerslta *ha ellowaseds the tree Deco", wh° .1141:=
b." go rood wids toimisithros up. Auy
alarm-libel to botch 'pips has wake ar do hot
end his servants rand the town, or a hokt sionfflide mlff IA do.
111 s a
ft whom they may.bs !applied with bottles- In
limas for tibial this away, which saves the
i oabishopths Mee* of.throwlrg them into 60 Nos which
--rid rather do Mon Mead than is Englaad, Mllinia
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diell.-." ' I EFINT#I. APPOINTMENTS FOR TEE SEEK
lirw —.......... , P4ROCIIIAL BENEVOLENCE.
Sir Jacob Astley's fox bounds meet this day at Bawdswell ; gamma ,__ St. Thmsenstuarshe °winners and
end Friday M Wood Dalling--each day at eleven. 7 ..i.wi __
es, Ibmthwark, 'a-
br. bowl s, this day et (lately ; to-morrow at Working C__,___lNlnewardlisS of '2° Pwillers.
.."-- * - Mill; and lbiday at Moderhinghant-field House—to rim a orw"..._ to cildmik "111111"111 ilwall.1"1"-reg"
:"...' buck.
ch "1" •.11k110=11MSAlsr dm Mem of distri-
The Oak% , this day at Hail Weston ; to-morrow at Tyr- I PPP peer iipe Of. geoerilly.—,
Ingham ; at Marston Tbift 1 and Saturday, at The preen imiloyed la object fres
Clapbtun Part---at balf-yast ten. an eartyillsibilllioNatiss. until ..._„:"" period of did'
Berl Fitawilliam's, this day at Holm Wood; to-morrow, at evening, eillipetwilisitly ipviltylm. lr the umeennij
Mali* •; ead Thursday, at Ashton Welsh—each day at ten. objects of tlegrineverolmen,lbio ...s. i y rdloptatit Ma
The Orineden, this day, at the eleventh mile stone, on the shilling „as ow. is aka mil dans ail God
Ifuntigdan road. were equally-lidi WM* 't
sr Walla_ Mr. Hat's. this day. at Roarshead. Wilfferton ... Thuraday.