Northern Times.
Liverpool, Merseyside, England, 1857-08-20 00:00:00

FOURTH EDITION
OF THE "LIVERPOOL -LEADER,"

THE BRANCH ESTABLISHMENT OVER THE WAY;

Young America is only another edition of Old England, in a binding peculiar to the New World. Young John Bnll in his shirt
ti.eeves, working with an energy that commands swcess. England and America are partners, not rivals. The lounger nation Ist' e
junior, who manages the Western branch of the old concern. Youth gives activity, and hence the young man opens his lette s
before breakfast, on the steps of the Post-office, whilst the old gentleman prefers breaking the seal in dressing-gown and slippers
after dinner. Young America showed the same feelings of indepeacenc3, in es.ab ishing a house of h's own, that every young man
experiences who leaves the old house to earn an honest livelihood by his own exertions. In this instance, however, the connection
With the old concern is of more value than that with the balance of the world. The revolution was merely an animated conversa-
tion, where shot and cannon were introduced to give emphasis to the debate ; and when the disputed " point " was settled, Old
England rose with renewed vigour in Young America. The sources of discord soon began to dry, and now, as the flower turns to
the sun, the needle to the magnet, the child to its mother, so turns

JONATHAN

TO JOHN.

When ho wants innoculation
in a new wrink:e I
which he of himself could never " raise."

• GLORI:OUS NEW S!
TERMINATION or THE GREAT ATLANTIC TELEGIIAPH 1!
SUCCESSFUL TRANSMISSION OF THE FIRST MESSAGE! !!

JONATHAN TO JOHN.

John I as my originator I ve an impos,ible regard for you,—wicked ugly though you be,
nowcon's look atme alantendeeklir so,
for I'm a ripstaver—gi ger to the backbone !
In the race of progress shalt I first give in ?
I think not, I " reckon" not, I " valk ate" No !

So—if you "take or," competing with me
I'll shortly leave you all legs, like a ►ick turkey hen
or a parlour tongs
a'l shaft, head, legs,—aud no belly.
done,—gone,—b-dp and boots,
ho low as a bamboo cane, and twice as yalla I
at last,—in the looking glass--you'll see a shadow tantamount to nothin I

But-if you keep " peace and civil" I'll keep ditto,
and by the aid of the Telegraph
we'll "get along" like a healthy brace of bloomin kidds in a double-barrelled perambulator.

Very well, if you do so, freely I'll admit—without bunkum, you're a cute old coon on the whole,
however like other sons, I think you're fogyish some,
and I "allow" most of your "stay at home" shoots of "to-day"
are" tinder sorter" in the " go ahead" department;
no better'n thy own wonhy, stupid, fat, old selffe
Dry Brainish !
for your printed British business id-as, rattle on paper like a haniful of rusty nails and a gimlet !

Therefore do I prize so highly the Quadruvlicated gymnastics of your filbustero,
who works his brains like a ri;gger cdtchin flies at a " cane hoing."
his trade announcements are sparklh.' 53 the tears or a pretty young widow
Detailing her lone petition on a moony Septembar etrdaing to her cousin Villikens in the garden.

Tell ye what it is old fellow, I feel wolfish about the head and shoulders
to see one of you lads lick me so teetotally in that one 1 irte,klir of business;
I Judge him to be too big for one like you to "have all to yourself "
like the Ohio oyster "as' req❑ired 2 human to swallow him whole.

New, John, if the Almighty Dollar can bring him to this locrtion
(without no " elogdollogy nor stampede ")-111 have him over temporary,
Yes! I'm dctermiu'd to import him slick "—and " neat,"
for he's worthy of the mighty Republ c that licks universal creation,
Sir. ee ! his dodges seve, ely delight the *free, the fearless, the tarnal 'Mexican people,
aye I even as " early pop " pleases the " dry " owner of a " dead ticker."

Now, as waterproof flies hold their camp meetin's on the safe surface of a July well,
80—" free gratis "—shall he " sail," " rail," " move "" lo ate," and return,"
his transatlantic " tra pouse" costing him not an icdividual brown
for "grub," " suds," " t pple," " tibako," nor shake.down."

Cleoratra's Nile cruise henceforth rank se:ond to his serenade on the Sur quehanna ;
the "geno:,ine gold" shall floow on him " like hail storm in a sherry cobbler,"
or " Italian sunshine"—deluging the senses ! ! !
I " convene" his weekly " Bonus" at 1000 DolLirs,
and— while here—he'll have a whole nigger to himself—hat holding—while he works.

At the " expive" of 3 months—to you 111 return him safe,
sleek as a cock heave: in June I
Bright—as a pewter button 1 !

Then—at his "go away"—
thus, I'll "At" the "giant pilt" that shall " honour him to far oosterity,"
splentlacious granite from the Alleghanies ;
rigged, grandifetons on New York'S quay,
formin' two tarnation crest tabs fiblterin' in the Sun.
the greater (No. 1) the hors-pedestal ;
the less (No. 2)—the statue " equcstric " shaft consist of
inscribed ----
"in ,nemoriam" of HIM
who crosse: the water
to teach the Yanl;ees the dealing of Sutter.
Need I say more?
who I want is—

"the" KELLY.
HE WHO AT THE "BUTTER PLACE " CONTINUES TO SUPPLY SHIPS, SHOPS, CONFECTIONERS,
AND DEALERS.