Northern Times.
Liverpool, Merseyside, England, 1857-08-24 00:00:00

THE BRANCH ESTABLISHMENT OVER THE WAY;

Young America is only another edition of Old England, in a binding peculiar to the New World. Young John Bull in his shirt
sleeves, working with an energy that commands success. England and America are partners, not rivals. The younger nation is tie
junior, who manages the Western branch of the old concern. Youth gives activity, and hence the young man opens his lette s
before breakfast, on the steps of the Post-office, whilst the old gentleman prefers breaking the seal in dressing-gown and slippers
after dinner. Young America showed the same feelings of independence, in establishing a house of his own, that every young man
experiences who leaves the old house to earn an honest livelihood by his own exertions. In this instance, however, the connection
with the old concern is of more value than that with the balance of the world. The revolution was merely an animated conversa-
tion, where shot and cannon were introduced to give emphasis to the debate; and when the disputed " point " was settled, Old
England rose with renewed vigour in Young America. The sources of discord soon began to dry, and now, as the flower turns to
the sun, the needle to the magnet, the child to its mother, so turns

J ONATHAN

TO JOHN.

When he wants innoculation
in a new wrinkle !
which he of himself could never "raise."

• GLORIOUS NEWS!
TERMINATION or THE GREAT ATLANTIC TELEGRAPH!!
SUCCESSFUL TRANSMISSION OF THE FIRST MESSAGE!!!

JONATHAN TO JOHN.

John 1 as my originator I ye an impossible regard for you,—wleked ugly though you be,
now con's look at me slanteudeeklir so,
for I'm a ripstaver—gi ger to the backbone !
In the race of progress stall I first give in ?
I think not, I " reckon" not, I " calkiate" No!

So—if you "take or," competing with me
I'il shortly leave you all legs, aka a ,ick turkey hen
or a parlour tongs
all shaft, heat', legs,—and no belly.
done,—gone,—bc dy and boots,
below as a bamtioo cane, and twice as yalla
Ale 14131.r...-aaa &am.. veva..., . •

But-if you keep "peace and civil" I'll keep ditto,
---------and by the aid of the Telegraph
we'll " get along" like a healthy brace of bloomiu kidd, in a double-bar.elled perambulator.

Very well, if you do so, freely I'll admit—without bunkum, you're a cute old coon on the whole,
however like other sons, I think you're fogyish some,
and I "allow" most of your "stay cut home" shoots of "to-day"
are'` kinder sorter" in ti:e go ahead" department;
no better'n thy own worthy, stupid, fat, old selffe
Dry Brainish
for your printed British business id,as, rattle on paper like a handful of rusty nails and a gimlet

Therefore do I prize so highly the Quadruplicated gymnastics of your one filbustero,
who works his brains like a n gger catchin flies at a " cane hoing."
his trade announcements are sparklii.' as the tears or a pretty young widow
Detailing her lone position on a moony September ev,ning to her cousin Villikens in the garden.

Tell ye what it is old fellow, I feel wolfish :ibout the head and shoulders
to see one of you lads lick me so teetotally in that one pirteeklir of business;
I judge him to be too big for one like you to "have all to yourself"
like the Ohio oyster "as" required 2 human to swallow him whole.

New, John, if the Almighty Dollar can bring him to this locrtion
(without no " slogdollogy nor stampede ")-I'll have him over temporary,
Yes! I'm daermia'd to import him '‘ slick "—and "neat,"
for he's worthy of the mighty Republ c that licks universal creation,
Rime I his dodges seve.ely delight the free, the fearless, the tarnal 'Mexican people,
aye I even as " early pop " pleases the " dry " owner of a " dead ticker."

Now, as flies hold their camp meetin's on the safe surface of a July well,
so—" free gratis "—shall he " sail ," "rail," " move " " 10, ate," and " return,"
his transatlantic " trampouse" cost,ng him not an individual brown
for "grub," " suds," " t pple," " tibako," nor "shake-down."

Cleopatra's Nile cruise shill henceforth rank second to his serenade on the Susquehanna;
the "genosine Kola" shall fioow on him " like hail storm in a sherry cobbler,"
or " Italian snnshine"—deluging the senses I I !
I " convene" his weekly " Bonus" at 1000 Doll,rs,
and—while here—he'll have a whole nigger to himself—hat holding—while he works.

At the " expires" cf 3 months—to you I'll return him safe,
sleek as a cock heave in June I
Bright—as a pewter button 1 !

Theo—at his go away"—
thus, "fix" the "giant pill" that shall " honour him to far oosterity,"
splendacious granite from the Alleghenies;
rigged, grand t ferons on New Yolk's quay,
forfnin' two tarnation areat t.iba flickerin' in the Sun.
the greater (No. 1) the boss-pedestal;
the less (No. 2)—the statue " equustrie " shall consist of
—inscribed --
"in memoriam" of Illst
who crone,' the water
to teach the Yankees the dealing of Butter.
Need 1 say more ?
who I want is—

"the" KELLY.
HE WHO AT THE "BUTTER PLACE!' CONTINUES TO SUPPLY SHIPS, SHOPS, CONFECTIONERS,

AND DEALERS.