Northern Times.
Liverpool, Merseyside, England, 1857-08-14 00:00:00

THE BRANCH ESTABLISHMENT OVER THE WAY:

Young America is only another edition of Old England, in a binding peculiar to the New World. Young John Bull in his shirt
sleeves, working with an energy that commands kucce,s. England and America arc partners, not rivals. The younger nation is t e
junior, who manages the Western branch of the old concern. Youth gives activity, and hence the young man opens his lette a
before breakfast, on the steps of the Post-office, whilst the old gentleman prefers brealeng the seal in dressing-gown and slippers
after dinner. Young America showed the same feelings of independence, in cs'ablishing a house of ?I's own, that every young man
experiences who leaves the old house to earn an honest livelihood by his own exertions. In this instance, however, the connection
with the old concern is of more value than that with the balance of the world. The revolution was merely an animated conversa-
tion, where shot and cantion were introduced to give emphasis to the debate; and when the disputed " point " was settled, Old
England rose with renewed vigour in Young Amyl ice. The sources of discord soon began to dry, and now, as the flower turns to
the sun, the needle to the magnet, the child to its mother, so turns

JONATH A.N
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To JOHN.

When he wants innoculation
in a new wrinkle I
which he of himself could never " raise."

GLORIOU.S NEWS!
TERMINATION or THE GREAT ATLANTIC TELEGIAPH !I
SUCCESSFUL TRANEMISSION OF THE FIRST MESSAGE!!!

JONATHAN To JOHN.

John aS my originabr Ive an impos,ible regard for you,—wicked ugly though you bs,
now con's look atme slantendeeklir so,
for I'm a ripstaver—gi, ger to the backbone !
In the race of progress shalt I first give in ?
I think not, I " reckon" not, I " catk ate" No !

So—if you "take or," competing with me
I'll atmrtty leave you all legs, like a rick turkey hen
or a parlour tonga
tt.l shaft, head, legs,—and no belly,
done,—gone,—b,dy and boots,
holm as a bamboo cane, and twice as yalla!
at last,—in the looking glass—you'd see a shadow tantamount to nothin ! !

But-if you keep "peace and civil" 11l keep ditto,
and by the aid of the Telegraph
"get along" like a healthy brace of bloomin kiddy in a double-barrelled perambulator.

Very well, if you do so, freely I'll admit—without bunkum, you're a cute old coon on the whole,
however like other sons, I think you're fogyish some,
and I "allow" most of your "stay at home" shoots of "to-day"
are kinder sorter" in the "go ahead" department;
no bet'er'n thy own ve.rrhy, stupid, fat, old eelffe
Dry Brainish !
for your printed British business ideas, rattle on paper like a han'ful of rusty nails and a gimlet !

Therefore do I prize so highly the Quadruplicated gymnastics of your o,e filbustero,
ho works his brains like a n'gger catehin flies at a " cane hoing."
his trade announcements are sparkle,.' as the tears of a pretty young widow
Detailing her lone position on a moony Septemb3r evtning to her cousin Villikens in the garden.

Tell ye what it is old fellow, I feel wolfish about the head and shoulders
to see one of you lads lick me so teetotally in that one pirteeklir of business;
I judge him to be too big for one like you to "hare all to yourself "
like the Ohio oyster " as " roquired 2 human to swallow him whule.

New, John, if the Almighty Dollar can bring him to this locrtion
(without no ‘• slogdollogy nor stampede ")-111 have kiln over temporary,
Yes! I'm cl, termiu'd to import him " slick "—and "neat,"
for he's worthy of the migh'y Republ c that licks universal creation,
Sir. ee 1 his dodges severely delight the free, the fearless, the tariaal 'Mexican people,
aye even as •' early pop" pleases the " dry " owner of a "dead ticker."

Now, as waterproof flies hold their camp meetin's on the safe ,urface of a July well,
so—" free gratis "—shall he " sail," " rail," " move " " lo ate," and " return,"
his transatlantic " traippouse " costing him not an individual brown
for " grub," " ands,' " t pple," " tibako," nor "shake-down."

Cleopatra's Nile cruise shall henceforth rank second to his serenade on the Susquehanna;
the "geno3ine gold" shall floow on him " like hail storm in a sher:y cobbler,"
• or " Italian sunshine"—deluging the senses I I !
I " convene" his weekly Bonus" at 1000 Doll, re,
and—while here—he'll have a whole nigger to himself—hat holding—while he works.

At the " expine" of 3 months—to you I'll return him safe,
sleek as a cock beaver in June I
Bright— a 4 a pewter button !

Then—at his "go away"—
thus, "fix" the "giant pile" that shall " honour him to far oOsterity,"
splendacious granite from the Alleghanies ;
rigged, grandiferous ou New York's quay,
formica' two tarnation 4reat tabs flickerin' in the Sun.
the greater (No. 1) the hors-pedestal
the less (No. 2)—the statue " equcstric " shall consist of
inscribed
" in memoriam" of Hiss
who crosse_ the water
to teach the Yankees the dealing of Butter.
Need I say more ?
who I wont is—