Northern Times.
Liverpool, Merseyside, England, 1857-09-28 00:00:00

RUN MAD.

g. per-
It has become mneh to Common to adopt
and resolutions" on occasion.' But MI
The thing is indeed rola into the. ground.
ing caps the climax of absurdity, auj.yergea ig:l;4
A Sabbath school attached to a church 'it Sly las
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York, recentlywhich do not reqn"
male an excursion to Little and
While enjoying the sail the following preamble
lutions were unanimously adopted : 01/4
Wh,reas, Divine Prov"denca, in his wisdom and 0:14110150.4,,A
favoured the Sabbath school of the second Baptist-churl
and the many ciiizans accompanying thorn. with 8w:fille!.
this excarsion, rendering the occasion agreeable and del ig.ogra
affording us the enjoyment of a healthy and refreshing 174, ecorl
bin, waters of L-ke Ontario, with its varied and ellsrfa e',oo
and, whereas, wa have been voucasafed a prosperous rid
accident and danger be it therefore ags.
Resolved, That we, humbly acknowledge our indebtn° trds
Almighty for the enjoyment received on this occasion i,4:a 1107
commit oursnivei to his care, returning to our resPn",r
the hope of receiving simiiar blessings of His Divine ivil."lso
Resolved, That we hartily return our thanks to Stolle
Baud. be
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On the return from Sodus 131 y there was . op)
which gave all hands a thorough soaking, and ore
wretchedly sea-sick ; but the resolutions

revokf d.

At LEWIS & CO 'tIPANY'S, Ranahigh-street. 01
BOYS are CLOTHED from the Ages of Six. to TweatY
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"I'm Tiring on hopes" said a young clerk. , O Ire
idea, while provisions are so high," answerean
lady.
A 1 Oar ili
SUBsDRIPTION FROM MADRAS SEPOYS —,.. eA,V,A
Coimbatore mentions the remarkable fact of a ni en"
of the 21st regiment of Madr:s Native Infantriinot;
subscribed 56r. 31. towards the fund for the re,;l3 f
suffere:n from the mutinies of the Sepoys of tueerti:o
army. The pay of the Srpoys there is frosl of
nine rupeea per month, according to his number-
of service. 07.11
CORONER CONNERY OU CD ONE.—Tha IndianoPe'o".
nal is publishhin a series of sketches of e ali Stioi
occurrences in Indiana, of which the following is:6o4
—A man was fund deal one cold morning, svi' In%
broken, lying in the woods. He had been seen
.t.• frorj
before considerably intoxicated. The b )dy 41 f f lfg
An inquest was held before noon of the same ualiscrl
Coroner Clifford. The jury formed a hollow eq2;001 1
body in the vivre. Coroner Clifford—" Gentleurell
inquest, there are three things to be coosiderenuon
man c anthits suicide by idling his neighbour. 11,e4
he come to his death by incidemce? Second, Piusie til
to his death by accidence? Third. Did he e'i"„eto
death by the hinds of the incendiary?' Look at rno.af
gentlemen, and return your verdien" The jurieserret
nearly five minutes. " We, the jury, fled that aeosr
came to his death by incidence, having put too l°,,u 1
in his whi,key, causing him to freeze last night. /old,
WHIT THEY EAT AT KEY WKS r.— Key West Sal ,„0
about the size of the new Great Eastern steanier'4ll,Al'i
thinly populated. The means of supporting hae3-sttrn
the island may be guesed at from the followieeriOn
con indrums propounded by the ship steward teviraf
portant personage" in the crowd on shore: "efff
e Wive you g 4 any beef?" Airs.—" Ni !" ,i 52
"NJ !" ' • Mil k?" "No !" " Any chicken. i'ilvt''
" Nu!" "Veal i" "No !'' " Mutton ?" ,
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Steward, (in despair and a clean shirt,) ''.o3/le4
anything to eat on the Man::?" "Oh yes—turlLirit,
it." Sa sundry green turtles wre brought 00 701
for three days we have been turtle;zad in e'teitn
ceiv able form in which turtle ever has been ePe tr•
leile
what new forms the imagination of the cook Outbirl'i
The diuner bills of fare discourse somewhat in "netei
soup, turtle; fish, turtle ; boiled turtle ; roast t?'--011.0
dishes, turtle steak, turtle pates, turtle augrat'llioils)
turtle, turtle on the half shell, &c.; game, te,,ertenl4
(Alluding. no doubt, to one that dove overoninito
so on, including turtle at discretion, (and a ,esi'"ofj
count.) Sometimes, I heir, the inhabitaatsst !I
West get a little beef from Tamba Bay, but v(lnlitir'
turtle being the staged by, and the eople 11- i
hard shells.
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• UTTERING FOROZD CHEQUES.—At the esa—be ite
court, on Thursday, Henry Hall, a you:4in 1,0
fashiouable exterior and deportment, was broa2, et
remand, for further ex imination, on a charge ~,,°',. 1,4
forged cheques, knowing them to be forged. onf of)
senior, of Ely-pltce, was in attendance on bsila;,4o
prisoner. In addition to the c tse already prosettonl
charges were brought forward by Sergeant fisrlielio.Fl
has charge of the ease. Mr. C tlnaghi, an artietia OA
in Camden-to en, proved that the prisoner asked 005
procure him cash for a cheque on the London tow ;0
Bank. The cheque purported to be drawn by a 7,orei
Green, and was for the sum of L 5. Witnesenro4S, )
change from a friend, and give it to the feri3e„"(iii
Robert Hitcher, of 24, St. Jurnses street, pro 1300
cashed th checnie for the last witness. vv The Pr"
will litils'el
present, but wineess had no conversation
cheque was returned dishonoured, there being 11° esrlj
Mr. George Haokham proved that for ninetne° Yon;
had been a ceehier at the Leaden and Ceunty Ilf Wir
that during that time no parson of the name °col
Green kept an account there. Other charges hi overt
entered into, Mr. Lewis said the prissner would l'i,is 0
defence. The depositions having been taken, the aerie
were bolted over to prosecute and give eyidenews'in )
prisoner was fully committed for trial on all the ;014
THE IRISHMAN'S DEFINITION OP THE WORD 141.) ftd
" I say, Murphy ! wha,'s the meaning of suyst"l,B.6 ?
I was rading the paper, and it said 'twas a 011,1 j 00/04
it was done ?" " Well," said Murphy, " Pat,1;;00)
Ye see,-whin I lived with me father, a little ges'efri
giv a parthy, and me mother wint to market to -.00
thin' for the parthy to ate, and a-non, a lot of °illt
but a half ti barrel of pork, ye see. Well, she Ph', i
iu she cellar, bless her sow], for safe ]taping, till,t-e °ll,l'o ,I
came 011, do ye see. Well, whin the parthy C31',4,7
mother sint me down seller to get some of the P-d ity
see ; well I win; down to the barrel and oPeel/ceint,
fished about, but divil a bit of pork could 40
looked around about the barrel to see where the ri f
and foiled a rat hole in the bottom of the bars'
,f
the pork had all ran out and lent the brine staridilti /
see." " Mould on, Murphy ! hould on ! wait finerrei
tell me how eou'd all the pork git out ov the
lava the brine standing' ?" "Well, Pat," said " IP)
„; it ,
" that's what I'd like to know myself, do ye 6e—
the mystery.''—Xobile Mercury. 4,01.'0
YA.NKRE DEACRIPTION OF A " GRE kT CElCKirthool,
—I went to Hoboken with Damphoen who, all pet
Ameriean, is a eiieketer. He toll me I woulJ,-ary
sport. Got to the ground ; bestowed myself 110 ")iii/
while Deraphool wed to itte Club-house to attire 11
P.eiently he appeared again, dressed in wiinitesitl,i
from head to foot. He had a j )ckey-cap ° 06 t ,
and buckskin clippers en his feet. Just beforej f,(l,
commenced he tied a bed-quilt on each leg, all ir r",
some leather gloves. Then the people teole the'votii,
the men who ware not bowling all took the sa°3e'elrfllie
with their hands on their knees, and their chillsice°lti,
at an angle of fiery-five degrees. Then the t10:11).d.10
out " play ;" thee the bowler, a disheartenenrisy,
man, took up the ball, which was as hard es a I'deifille,
threw it with all his mielt. at a lugubrious ';',olo,:f,
with a twe-h ended pulding-stick in his grasPt ",,t i" if
in front of some little sticks which were atti-ettieii
ground like an unfinished hen-coop. The
50d tll'arn
melancholy bowlers, two drooping batsmen, 5",,i try.
finished hen-coops. When the dejected ms° °el,
cawing he made a poke at it with his paiding7o,:4
didn't hit it; then he sadly rested from his lalP:ift or 1
a number of (doleful men on the other side wearA VI
for the bell. Then the other bowler, wit
countenance, threw the ball at the other glOOllll eV 1
who marls another dispirited poke at it with hie ' OA
stink ; this time he hit it; thee he ran tovvarner 0,,,
hen-coop, while the man at that end ren ta il'anle,;ers
Then the marker put down one mark for his " rel:0/:
they all rested in desponding silence for fignaBsetyra
during which time everybo Ty religiously kept ':,. o,r,ffr
still ; I expected to hear some one lead in Prialll P.'o(o'ti
an exhortation, or commence reading the Bari."-at I,ti
or some inspirating thing of that kind; y r
volanteetel any amusement, and pretty soon toe" ?,.0511100
players resumed the menter;es of cricket. aOO olj
more throwing at the hen-coops, and pretty s° %t tele'
knocked down. Then the batsman, who otg inieTAiifii
stood before it and stopped the ball with the he'etilie
his legs, was declared to be " out." Then betilo 04
comfited, while the rest of his eleven set 1,-; Fe di
groan. Tnen Dampho I went in and toot tlyeeireill
stick. Then the grave man threw the bell at, , o°4
Daraphool poked at it manfully; then he rain i!'t it°o
hen-coop, and the man who presided at the &Moll,
sick ran for his hen-coop. The bed-quilts oll,t eletis'ero
legs interfered with his speed, and he didn't g pal‘..; on
fist ; so that the man pensively took the ball °I 100,5
down Damphoth'a hen-coop; then DansPil°°r, at Ti
They persevered in this j ieularity renal 80°0.09
time the funeral state of things come to an de thin')
the eleven whose pudding-stick men had 013 d to.t 17
journeys between the hen-coops were deelere On\ Of
winner ; than they untied the bed-quilts WO is In oßri
took off their flannels, and Vent home. 113ibbeilOkii,
is of the game of cricket. It may be.a t',,1,3c af:jertr
meat for some men, but I would as soon tnnsal pi, 0,0?
pleasure-tide in a hearten or going to a fictstiogai ti
funerals for a day's pleasure, as of pllt'e'r gal -
gloomy ceremonies of cricket for the saute len
Knickerbocker.

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DOTS' CLOTKING MADE WITH GREAT TAp- „r -'
COMPANT'S, Ranelagh-streeS•