Northern Times.
Liverpool, Merseyside, England, 1859-05-20 00:00:00

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THE MAN WHO KISSED. THE THREE GIRLS. —A young
man who hoarded at a house in the country, where there
were several coy damsels who seemed to imagine thatinen
are terrible creatures whom it was an unpardonable sin to,
look at. was one afternoon accosted by an acquaintance, anal.
asked what lie thought of the young ladies with,whom ho•
boarded. - He replied tlmt they were shy and reserved.
" So they are," replied the, other, " and so much so, that
no gentleman could get near enough to tell the colour
of their eyes." " That may be," said the boarder,- " yet I
will stake a million that I kiss them all three. without any
trouble." "That you cannot do," cried his friend; "-it is
an achievement which. neither you nor any other mon can
oneomnli ." The other was positive, and invited. hisfriend

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A CASE or TRUE Lova.--;-Our readers wia- probably re-
member the lady of whom we gave an account, who used
great exertions to marry a young scoundrel named van:
Ness, during his incarceration in the Mohawk-street Jail,
, tour.' . notwithstanding the fact that her betrothhaeda-hbarelejnus:
erreniceiitvteead
to the- house to witness his triumph. [This. was 54,..._ _...ttit eliower
They entered the room together, and the three girls were the following evidence was adduced :—John Hind, an a sentence of fiv.e years and upwards ia the State Prison.
all at home, sitting beside their mother ;and they all officer's servant, stated that about ten o'clock that day he Sheriff MiKawan, who lately returned from Auburn,
looked as prim and demure as a mustard pot. Our hero saw the deceased in Mr. Fraser's room at the barracks. He reports that this same lady has followedaVan Ness to that
assumed a very „t ate aspect, even to dejection, and having was walking up and down in front of the fireplace with his place, and after repeated solicitations,
looked wistfully at the clock, breathed a sigh as deep as carbine ill his hand. The deceased then wrote something to see and embrace her affianced " lovacer
algebra, and as long as a female dialogue at a street door. on a piece of paper, but witness did not see what. In she will wait until the five years are onf
His singular deportment now attracted the attention of the about half an hour he heard a knock on the floor, and on her darling. in spite of sheriffs -
girls, who east their slow-opened eyes up to his counts- looking ,IP he saw blood coming down the wall. Witness the most remarkable eases orromantre cuL.,.,
trance. Pereeiving. the impression he had made, he turned said, "- There is murder," and then ran up stairs to the heard of lately.— Utica Herald, Afirit 26.
to his companion and said :" It wants tluve minutes of the room, but the door was locked inside, te key in the housewivesE3FrRAOEDINARY AND USEFUL I NTENTION.—There is
complairaof with renter- truthful-
time." " Mr. C—, pray what do you speak of ?" lock. Re burst the door open and on `entering the room netball); that
"Nothing," answered he, in a lugubrious tone, "but he found the deceased lying on 'the. bed, quite dead. The ne,sls,lbtlan the breaking f
ch some: favouriteg piece of glass,
that last night a spirit appeared unto me!" Here carbine was lying on the floor, between his legs. Blood
tv_a a e china, or earthenware. In hundreds of cases such
the girls rose to their feet, and drew - near, was flowing from the ear of the deceased. Mr. C. Ratteiry,
Thlrueig_s cannot be matched, and of course cannot be mended.
"And the spirit gave me warning that I should surgeon, spoke to sceing the body. There was a gun-fs
theeffects e invention, by Mr. Aishead, of Derby Pottery, near
wants but half a minute of the time I" The girls turned front e were. knocked out. A large pobr.toieonhathd.beene lf)eeerthynya.
nue;
It is a cement that may be said to heal in a per-
pale, and hidden sympathies were at one awakened for tau scull, thetanteriQr, was blown away. The eatr
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de all cracks and breaks in the artielesspoken of..
doomed. They stood chained to the spot, looking alter- loaded with baal-cartridge. That caused i and not only in these, but in marble, alabaster, &c. The
nately at the clock and at the unfortunate youth. He then the previous Jay witnesssaw kl-viei (nleceased,n:vhaennhtehaaPpeared benefit of this article need not be dwelt on. We have see=
walked up to the eldest of the girls, and taking her hy the to he depressed in
rspirits.t tdess was aware at there some of its effects at Mr. Hall's, our neighbour's, and the
hand, bade her a solemn farewell. He also imprinted a kiss were cirournstanCes
bad o pri? uce. depression of• spirits glass that has been cemented by it is stronger that part
upon her trembling lips-, which she did not resist. He then on the aaeceased, they been in existence for some little than in any other. The article is very cheap, and no house
bade the second and third farewell in the same affectionate time past. Witness found a piece of paper on the table, can be lona- without it. Mr. Hall is the aaent for its sale
manner. His object was achieved, and that moment the with the followinz words written upon it in Vac. deceased's in Liverpool, and all interested can judge for themselves by
clock struck twelve. Hereupon he looked around, our- a,andwriting ; -Fraser, lam going to shoot myself, I looking in at his establishment f T iverpool, E.
Agentor -
prised, and ejaculated •. " Who would, have thought that an can bear it no longer. One minute, and all is tie is each
over. God T. Hall, 23, South John-strtet. Sold in het ~ _ .
apparition would tell such a lie ! It was some time befe.,re bless you, po?r- F.an."
.The jury rt-Lir/Lea a verdict in or sent frea on receipt of sixteen
the sober maidens understood OA lekel and when theY, Cda accordance with the evidence. Pi-euniary difficulties : the si,nature, F. T
are None ars? 4e.nuity; eval4 heari4A* --- ' a
they evinced no resentment. said to lAMT led to the commissir of t
4). .Aq mesa act. Hall." • ..
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