Northern Times.
Liverpool, Merseyside, England, 1857-08-22 00:00:00

THE BRANCH ESTABLISHMENT OVER THE WAY;

Young America is only another edition of Old England, in a bind'mg peculiar to the New World. Young John Bull in his shirt
sleeves, working with an energy that commands success. England rznd America are partners, not rivals. The younger nation to e
junior, who manages the Western branch of the old concern. Youth gives activity, and hence the young man op ens his lette a
before breakfast, on the steps of the Post-office, whilst the old grintleman prefers breakng the seal in dressing-gown and slippers
after dinner. Young America showed the same feelings of independence, in es ab' ishing a house of ha own, that every young man
experiences who leaves the old house to earn an honest livelihood by his own exertions. In this instance, however, the connection
with the old concern is of more value than that with the balance of the world. The revolution was merely an animated ecnversa-
tion, where shot and cannon were introduced to give emphasis to the debate ; and when the disputed " point" was settled, Old
England rose with renewed vigour in Young Amei Ica. The sources of discord soon began to dry, and now, as tke dower turns to
the sun, the needle to the magnet, the child to its mother, so turns

JONATHAN

TO JOHN.

When he wants innoculation
in a new wrinkle !
which he of himself could never "raise."

GLORIOUS NEWS!
TERMINATION or THE GREAT ATLANTIC TELEGRAPH !!
SUCCESSFUL TRANSMISSION OF THE FIRST JMEssAGE!!!

JONATHAN TO JOHN.

John 1 as my originator I ve an impossible regard for yon,—w;cked ugly though you be,
now ~on't look atme alantendeetthr so,
for I'm a ripstaver-gi. ger to the backbone !
In the race of progress shall I first give in ?
I think not, I " reckon" not, I " calklate" No !

So—if you. "take on," competing with me
I'll shorty leave you all legs, like a sick turkey hen
or a parlour tongs
al shaft, head, legs,—and no belly.
done,—gone,—b:dy and boots,
below as a bamboo cane, and twioe as yalla!
at lest,—in the looking glass—you'll see a shadow tantamount to nothin I

But-if yon keep "peace and civil" I'll keep ditto,
--and by the aid of the Telegraph
we'll "get along" like a healthy brace of bloomin kiddy in a double-barrelled perambulator.

Very well, if yon do so, freely I'll admit—without bunkum, you're a cute old coon on the whole,
however like other sons, I think you're fogyish some,
and I "allow" most of your "stay at home" shoots of "to-day"
are" kinder sorter" in the " go ahead" department;
no bet:er'n thy own worthy, stupid, fat, old selffe
Dry Brainish !
for your printed British business ideas, rattle on paper like a handful of rusty nails and a gimlet I

Therefore do I prize so highly the Quadrni licated gymnastics of your ore tilbustero,
mho works his brains like a nigger cutchin flies at a " cane hoing."
his trade announcements are sparkle:' as the tears of a pretty young widow
Detailing her lone position on a moony September owning to her cousin Vlllikens in the garden.

Tell ye what it is old fellow, I feel wolfish about the head and shoulders
to see one of you lads lick me so teetotally in that one rirteeklir of business;
I judge him to be too big fer one like you to "hare all to yourself "
I,ke the Ohio oyster "as" raqulred 2 human to swallow him whole.

New, John, if the Almighty Dollar can bring him to this locrtion
(without no slogdollogy nor stampede ")-111 have him over temporary,
Yes I I'm determio'd to import him " slick "—and " neat,"
for he's worthy of the migh' y Repnbl c that licks universal creation,
Sir. ee I his dodges seve. ely delight the free, the fearless, the tarnal 'Mexican people,
aye ! co, en as " early pop " pleases the " dry " owner of a " dead ticker."

Now, as-waterproof flies hold their camp meetin's on the safe surface of a July well,
ao—" free gratis "—shall he " rail," " more " " 10:•ate," and " return,"
his transatlantic " tram pouse " costing him not an individual brown
for " grub," " suds," " t pple," " tibako," nor "shake-down."

Cleoyatia's Nile cruise sh,ll henceforth rank second to his serenade on the Susquehanna;
the "geno..ine gold" shall floow on him "like hail storm in a sherry cobbler,"
or " Italian sunshine"—deluging the senses I I !
I " convene" his weekly " Berms" at 1000 Dollars,
and—while here—he'll have a whole nagger to himself—hat holding—while he works.

At the " expine" i f 3 months—to you I'll return him safe,
sleek as a cock beaver in June !
Bright—as a pewter batten I !

Then— at his go away"—
thus, I'll "fix" the "giasit pill" that shall " honour him to far oosterity,"
splendac ions granite from the Alleghanics ;
rigged, grandiferona on New York's quay,
formhe two tarnation areat tuba fliziterin' in the Sun.
the greater (No. I) the boss-pedestal ;
the less (No. 2)—the statue " equestric " shall consist of
—inscribed
"in memoriam" of HIM
who crone, the water •
to teach the Yankees the dealing of Batter.
Need I say more?
who I want is—

"the" KELLY.
HE WHO AT THE "BUTTER PLACE" CONTINUES TO SUPPLY SHIPS, SHOPS, CONFECTIONERS,

AND DEALERS.

JUST ARRIVED,