Northern Times.
Liverpool, Merseyside, England, 1859-03-25 00:00:00

ing him ftill inothe

The rectory of Petworth
the death of the Re
is worth nearly
Wyndham, ALP

T. SOclett,,T.A. The I)

ai),ear,Ai in ti

• A Mall cannot wait for his ditiner.;witheUt
per, but see with 'what angeiiqsWeetnoss a woman bears thit
trial. Has woman more patience?: not r. bit; only- she has
lunched and the man has not.
DIFFERENT MEANINGS 'T6 Tilt' . . 7T.1 f - 142;e
lady, when she sees the eye orS,'"genticman'ficed upcinAg.,
at the dinner table, says, Port, if you please." Another;
in exactly the gams; position, says,,' YOU
"Ma, has aunty got bees her mouth?
you ask such a question ?" 'Qau'Seithat leefle man, Av_
a heap o' hair on his face, cotcli'd hotcl of her, and splarike
was going to take the 'honey froth her slips • and 51,4 sied,
Well, make haste.' " • -

must ask papaj

" "

Lord John Russell was antoligs-"t: nierfil,irs iCho v‘gte4
last evening for the second rea lilyof the EdinlitiTgli,
Annuity Tax bill (the " Scotch.o44rCtt-rate Abolition
.B1L"
as it has been called):
party voted'for the bill

No riletii'der 'of the
.consor

•
Au old lady was highly delighted'4o" edified ly a vies,*
the vessels on Long Island Sound, tOgng their boa
" Isn't wonderful

exclnimed b—cent ghlsouli "
perfect is all the works of nature !` tlie.grezif

11 got their little on

pg slur&

'with 'ern

playful as lamb,

- Sir William Armstrong is repoKted to hav,e_spent no Ii eo
than £7,000 on the initiatory experimenth'iiiial I -
successful

gun. The mouldeianeforger:rrhoAts4sle
in his earliest labours have taken .:thanselyos off, it
slimed; to transfer the processes of the Manufactu
foreign Ordinance Department.
ACCIDENT TO Mac. W. H. HouNnv: Satx.r-
day Mr. W. H. Hornbv, M.P. for 'Blackburn, was. Ani
hunting at Shrewsbury- Hall, neat''
.C44.7*;
when he was accidentally pitched from his hose,',lhe remelt
being that he had two ribs fractured. ; This
ace.l44
will most likely prevent his attendluioe in par4alnent firs
short time—Blackburn Standard. . .
EVIDENCE or CIVILISATION. - Thy .pa.per4!zy
that the Indians in that part of the c'ounfry are lienig rap 4-
ly civilised, all those in the neighbottilioftof the settler -
drinking whisky, chewing tobacco, lying,
.stetlin
swearin

atis
via

• 71--
equal to white men ; and the. other ,day a Fcif,vr
committed suicide by hanging herself On, a tree, on aceou4
of a disappointment in love.

;
A story is told of an Irish K m
ing-at-Ars Whh;.waibpa;
upon the Bishop of Kilaloc to summon him 4 Parliament;
and being dressed as the ceremony required, in
.his, hera4c.
attire, so mystified the Bishop's servant with hisUppe,rtrancer,
that, not knowing what to make of it,, and carrying, 7)6 bat
a confused notion of his title, he announced, bim tbas,::7-7
"My Lord, here is the King of Trumps.", SHARP PnAcrict —A client, while bathing at ;

,
saw his agent rise up, after a long div
there, Mr

_ „,.alusgt
replied the agent, and iimtautly.
his heels as a partin.----;

Burt ?

you taken out a fUgk*arrant a

dived again, shor

view to

client; nor did the latter heg

note of the iuteryiev

the shark until he got his accoun, end, y„
"To consultation at Trinity anent the ineart
B..rt, s x and eightpenee."
•..
A QUICK THOUGIIT.-4. , dny_pass-
ing through Brokers'-row, Moorfields was seized upon byg.
barker of a furniture warehouse, with, witheUt cerc.einnys,
pulled him into the shop, and Egan puffing off his lab ,
and chairs. Quick, being old and infirm, made little resit
• ante, but asked the man if he were the master, of the shop..
"No, sir," said the barker ; " but I will fetch
diately." The man returned with his master ;
Quick put the question, " Are you the mastcr,:)f, t
sir ?" " Yes, sir ; what can Ido for you ? • ,
repliedl ~
Quick. , "just hold your man a minute, g 4;

, contaiuing,

the corned

v THE •
WAY PAT SOLVED THE DIFFICDLTY...--)Deary
O'Shaughnessey, six weeks in "Anieriky," thus writes tca
his sweetheart in Ireland :—‘, Bridget, darling, come across
to me; its meself is doing a nate hisness here with a son
of Father Malone's; sure it's with his brotherea.n.
keeps a whisky store, and I does the waiter. rn
the other morning iat he had no money, and.l.to.uld biat
that I would take part of the shtock every Saturday is
wages. Bat,' says he, sure, Pat if I pay yo4.onA way..
I will soon have no shtock at. all left, and you,mill have it
all.' Says Ito him, says I, ' Sure you can Weil for Tete,
then alanna, and earn it back agin, and so we can lizs,ep it
up, and be masters month in and month out, and.wagei wi
come aisey to both of us.',." _ _

- ,
coofndtihteiourtcilsiowseoonrito:nnyoeeuo.tpfislthworthily Ty4541(14,-- el.—
We real in a letter from the special correspondent (if tue
":. coolieweisrheinlainswhichY:
Times, in India, dated Luckwnohwen:
cock was hurriedly interred in as
the people of England, who lamented Havelock • seaoilt
that
tt
ittsh.eprzesreaiN;te
countrytgeilitanearwrdlylaedHns air.o
mid
march of the relieved garriso,n visited the Alumbagia,
atwtligleet
reruveneco_Slrei
aaroinifird
o cattle
s S 1
il, aniiedndroygus,
TnV EtniSh
i?sn
the letter 4 H!
ihoaclk.lol, ,
w sinking
in oathcfeel:uopekennoWto,,,ll
j'asa4wvacis.
Tn_
_ai_tA.Lei ty t, aayseground tha. size 4
by a soldier's h oaagrave and just over it, rudely G aria
the trunk of a tree, could be :traced.
And this is the grave and the insejptiat
LOST BY THE UPSETTING OF A BOAT,—
which ten Saturday..--On St. Patrick's night, a ',Old,' in
lorglin, were crossing over the bay, from
countyUk-
(Kerry), was upset, and luit'orta...
six were drowned, among whom were a fatie i. aid.
'l. It appears they were fishermen engaged in the slim- °a
fishery, which is rather extensive in the neighbourhood, an 4.„
came into Killorglin to indulge, it is presumed, in the Mak,
tions without which St. Patnek's Day in Kerry, at least.
it is thought, cannot be honoured; and havily, got
the means of obtaining a " Patrick's pot" from' their
generous employer, they finishedit at a shebcenhouse wi:,hn a
e:vedulitt7ilteir
mile of the town. Being, to all appeaxance, senslblY
affected by the quality of the article—an article, in poial
meaningless discussions, and had, are,
tohfesittrbeonagttl:t,fteornlnyiantoybeobtainewdhinenshetl:ieeeyns
—renthe
moved far from the shore
squabbles, and coining to holds or blows, they upsetboat, and only four escaped. The inquest will likely di;wi"
how it happened that a den of this character has been pa,
4,4
I nutted to "carry on business" so near - '