Northern Times.
Liverpool, Merseyside, England, 1857-08-15 00:00:00

THE BRANCH ESTABLISHMENT OVER THE WAY:

Young America is only another ed,tion of Old England, in a b*nding peculiar to the New World. Young John Bull in his shirt
seeeves, working with an energy that commands success. England and America are partners, not rivals. The younger nation is t` .e
junior, who manages the Western branch of Vie old concern. You'll gives activity, and hsuce the young man opens his lette
before breakfast, on the steps of the Post-office, whilst the old gentleman prefers breaking the seal in dressing-gown and slit pens
after dinner. Young America showed the same feelings of independence. in es'ab ishing a house of h's own, that every young man
experiences who leaves the old house to earn an honest livelihood by his own exertions. In this instance, however, the connection
with the old concern is of more valve than that with the balance of the world. The revo:tvion was merely an animated conversa-
tion, whrre shot an,l can-on were introduced to give emphasis to the debate; and when the disputed " point " was settled, Gld
England rose with renewed vigour In Young AnL? lea. The sources of discord soon began to dry, and now, as the flower turns to
the sun, the needle to the magnet, the child to its mother, so torus

JONATHAN TO JOHN.

When he wants innocul:►tion
in a new vrrink'e 1
which he of himself could never " raise."

• GLORIOUS NEWS!
TERMINATION or THE GREAT ATLANTIC TELIMAPH !!
SUCCESSFUL TRAIMIIFSION of ,rus FIRST MESSAGE!!!

JONATHAN TO JOHN.

John ! as my criginabr I ye an impos-Ible regard for you,—wicked ugly though you b 3,
now on't look at me Aanteudeeklir so,
• for I'm a ripst,ver—gi ger to the backbone !
In the race of progress s'lth I first g•ve in ?
•
I think not, I " reckoo" not, I " ca,k ate" No!

So—if you " tak! or," competing with me
I'll shorty leave you all legs, ,ike a ick turkey hen
or a par:our tongs
al shaft, heir., legs,—and no belly.
done,—gcne,—b dy and boots,
ho low as a barn:Jo° cane, and twice as yalTa I
at 1. st,—in the looking glass —you'll see a shadow tantamount to nothin ! !

But-if yon keep "peace and civil" I'll keep ditto,
and by the aid of the Telegraph
we'll "get -along" like a healthy brace of bloomin kidd. In a double-bar. elled perambulator.

Very well, if you do so, freely I'll aeml—without bunkum, you're a cute old coon on the whole,
howc7er like other sons, I thins you're fogyish some,
and I "aLow" most of your "stay a' home" stouts of "to-day"
are ' kinder sorter" in Cle " g aheai" department;
no bet er'n thy own worthy, stupid, fat, old telffe
Dry Braluish !
for your printed Pritish business id, as, rattle on paper like a han;:ful of rusty nails and a gimlet!

Therefore do I prize so highly the Qtt licated gymn,stics of your o-e filbustero,
vho works his brains like a n goer c_tehin flies at a " cane hoing."
his trade announcements are sparidt.' as the tears of a pretty Tiung widow
Detailing her lone position on a moony Saptembar ev. ning t 3 her cousin Vlllikens in the garden.

Tell ye what it is old fellow, I feel wolfish about the had and s'lonblers
to see one of you lads li,ll me se teetotalll in that one r•irteeklir of business;
I judge him to be toe big for one like you to "have all to yourself "
I.ko the Ohio oyster "as' required 2 human to swallow him whole,

New, John, if the Almighty Dollar can bring him to this lccrticn
(without no elogdoilogy roe stampede ")-111 have him over temt.orary,
Yes! l'm dt tormi.'d to import h'm slick "—and "neat,"
for he's worthy of the migh y Retmhl c that licks universal creation,
Sir, ee his dodges seve ely delight the free, the ft•arless, the tarnal 'Mexican people,
aye I e.'en as early pop " pleases the " dry" owner of a " dead ticker."

Now, as waterproof flies hold ti- eir camp meetin's on the safer ur face of a July well,
so—" frce "—shall he "sail," " rail," " move " " lo ate," and'' return,"
his transatlavtie 4* tian, nous° " cost•ng him not an i t divid :nil brown
for " grub," " suds,' " t pple," " tihalto," nor "shake- down."

,Cleor.atra's Nile cruise shell henceforth rank se2ond to his serenade on the Susquehanna;
the "gene .ine Frahi" shall floow on him " like hail sti.rm in a sherry cobbler,"
or " Italian sunshine—deluging the senses IA
I " convene" his weekly " Berms" at 1000 Doll, ra,
.and— while here—he'll have a who!e nigger to himself—hat holding—while he works.

At the " ening" of 3 months—to you I'll rcturn him safe,
sltek sa a cock heave- in June I
Bright—as a pewter button I

Then—at his' go away"—
thus, "fis" the "giant pili" that shall " honour him to far oosterity,"
splendacious granite from the Alleghanics ;
rigged, grandiferous on New Yo: k's quay,
ferinin' two tarn ition great tubs fli2kerin' in toe Sun.
the greater (No. I) the hoes-pedestal;
the less (No. 2)—the statue " egnestric " ahatl consist of
------inscribed
"in memoriam" of HIM
• who crosses. the water
to tech the Yankees the desling of Butter.
Need I say more?
who I want is—

"the" KELLY.
HE WHO AT THE "BUTTER PLACE" CONTINUES TO SUPPLY SHIPS, SHOPS, CONFECTIONERS,

AND DEALERS.