The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1861-08-20 00:00:00

Aliortilanrotts.

ELOQVENCE AT A DISCOUNT.—" May it please the
court," said a Yankee lawyer before • Dutch Jodie, the
other day, " this is a cane of the greatest importance ;
while the American eagle, whose sleepless eye watches
the welfare of the mighty Republic, and whose wings
extend from the Alleghenies to the rocky chain of the
west, was rejoicing in the pride of place--" "Slitop
dltarheas! shntootph,iiii.gakty.;
ddeis wild to
birddo mit eagles
It jab von
sheep!" exclaimed the justice. "True, your Honour,
hut my client Lai rights?' " Your client has no right
to de eit4le." Of e i•trae not; but the laws of lan-
gr " Vet cart I for the laws of language, di ?
I understand the la, • of the State, and dist is enough
for me. Confine yi r talk to the case.' "V.
then, my client, the .cfendant in this ease. is charged
with stealing a she- . entl—" " Dat will do I dat will
do I Your glient is el ;ed mu t stealieg a sheep, shust
nine shillions. De c will adjorn."
An American pope t a notice to • poetical cone:
spondent, decliutis .to a "Sister in Heaven, '
because the journal I -to circulation there, and it is
ccusequently very unl that she will ever see it.
Ah, those saints SD trtyre the writer puts in
the interim utory. H an we have degenerated from
the fine old times o aet.ration and mortification !
The saintesees of old e •, bore-hair chemisettes ; oar
modern devotees only r then' in the form of critio•
line skirts. The prim' • pietists scourged themselves
with wire; the 'mints lelgravia make the wire into
"cages." to distend the kirta withal.
His Royal Highnesa e Cominander-in-Chief has
ordered that in future t "Royal salute" is to consiat
of the first six bare of ,lod Save the Queen" played
twine over for her Majors. hut once only for any other
member of the Royal fin e.
His Royal Highness t Duke of Oporto arrived at
Oaborite on Wednewlay 5 a visit to her Majesty.
Lord Pahneraton's us, oration as Lord Warden of
the Cinque Ports is ti •il for the 26th inst.—this
ceremony to take place at lover.
On Tuesday evening Mr. Moffatt, M P. for Honiton,
addressed his constituent' in the Amenibly Rooms at
the Dolphin Hotel, and explained his votes in the late
Session. A vote of confidence in the hon. member elas
parted unanimously.
A man mimed Psrems was last week poisoned hy foul
air while engaged in repairing a sewer in Southwark.
bridge-road. He is not expected to recover.
From returns published by the official oa:erte of
Turin it spree's that 61,861 francs have already been
*anti-Mated to the Cavour nieinorial fund.
The amount of Peter's pence raised in the archdiocese
of Munich in the course of the present year is 24,336
fiorins.
A large picture by Hontliorst, which hung upon the
exit-staircase at lbeneton Court. has just been cleaned
and restored. The picture is interesting as containing
portraits of Charles I. and his family, Buckingham the
favourite, and many others.
The French paper. +weak of a very scandalunarow as
having lately occurred at Beyrout. According to their
statement, six officers of the
are unler erred, an'l the i:dauivage in his hue to the' fh• t.• 'liti;Afbe:d2oooif T'Ciin7l:ivußehgTrlntaheo:odrdaffiru:letcehurdeekiryman. lirohuihlv, the
dds.
an inquiry.
Mr. Harvey Lewis, M.P. for Zdarylebone, last week
met the members of the representative council, and,
on behalf of himself and his colleague, Lord Fennoy,
made a statement SA to their conduct in Parlintent. A
vote of coo tl.lence in the representatives of the borough
was paused unanimously.
Thomas Smith, • labourer at the London Docks, last 1
week broached • cask of brandy_ ill • cellar where he I
was at work, and shrank to such excess as to cause
death from congestion f the brain.
Nearly £4OOO have been subscribed towards •
testimonial in reorignition of the eininent public services
and great iscraonel worth of General Sir James Outran'.
The lists will shortly be closed and the form of the
memorial decided upon.
The Rev. S. Bowden, Incumbent of St. James's
Church. Hehden Bridge, Yorkshire, was drowned last
week by falling into • canal within a short distance of
his own residence. The rev, gentleman was returning
from a visit, the night was dark and tempestuous, and
it a atipposed he stumbled in crossing the Cllll/1i bridge,
upon which alterations were being inade, and fell into
the water. He was only forty-six years of age, was
much esteemed as &clergyman, and well known as an
orient student of geology and other SCiCIICSS.
A man named Butts attempted to murder his father
at Great Oriiusby last week, while labouring under
religious excitement, which seems to have produced
tempo-miry insanity.
A large and commodious Presbyterian church, dedi•
elated to St. Andrew, erected on land given by the War
Department, and towards witch Government granted a
considerable stun, illS been built at Chethani for the ac-
commtxlation of the Royal Marines belonging to the
Church of Scotland, the condition of the grant by
Government being that space shall be allotted in the
church for 200 men from the garrison on each Sunday.
The church was opened for public w wship on Sunday
week.
The news brought by the steamer Ethic)] La, which
arrived on Saturday, 11110 WA that the slave trade on
the west coast of Africa, so far from decreasing. is
rapidly reviving, and that the illegal traffic is carried on
chiefly under the American flag.
According to calculations mole at the General Post-
office, it is estimated that, when the Post-office savings
backs shall be in full operation, the cost for manage-
ment on 100,000 transactions—that is, deposits and
withdrawals—will be £2,915, or nearly 7d. (6•99t1.) of a
penny for every deposit auil every u,ithdrawal.
A huge block of stone, 26 ft. long, 9 ft. whin, and
6 in. thick. was a fewtlays back extracted from the quer-
nen of Helsenhof, in Prussia, and dispatched to
Brussels. It weigh* 303,6001 b., and was drawn by
eighteen horses. The man charged with the conveyance
was obliged to give security to repair any damage whist'
might be occasioned to bridges hy the excessive weight
of the stone.
The 20,119 British vessels, exclusive of river steamers,
employed in our home and foreign trade in the year
1860 (tonnage 4,251,73)h sot including repeated
vortices, were manned by 191,888 persunit. The masters
were 20.296 in number ; the mates. 21.069 ; petty offi-
cers, 13,264 ; A.B. seamen, 17,511 ; apprentices and
boys, 23,041.
It is stated that recently one firm in Sheffield manu-
factured in the space of three months no lea than 280
tons of crinoline steel.
M. Auber, the composer, has been prom-ited by the
Emperor of the French to the rank of Gran I Officer in
the Order of the Legion of Honour.
A painful sensation has b,•eti caused at Stralsund
by the dreadful death of two ilsuseuesi While per-
forming in • ,as de deux the dress isf Mdle. &belles
took fire, and her partner, Male. Forsli, .•aching to
her aasistence, her dress also caught, and the inju•
ries inflicted on both were so scene as t , result in
death in each instance.
The Rev. Nicholas William Gibieni, WA rector of
St. Thomas's. Ardwick, has ben clumen to fill the
canonry of Manchester vacant by the des me of the
Rev. Robert C. Clifton, M.A. ; the elect' in having
been made at • meeting of the chapter elI at the
cathedral on Saterdtv, the Very Rev. the L an presid-
ing, and Canons Wray, Richsor., and Mar den being
present.
On Monday the thermometer regidered in the streets
of London 110 deg. Fehr. in the sun, or 35 1: aumur, or
from 96 to 97 deg. Fehr. in the shade, al ,at almost
unprecedented in this country ; whilst at 'lie Royal
Humane Society's receiving-house, Hyde 'ark, and
other similarly-exposed situations, the inst lments at
noonday recorded 119 deg. Fehr.
A duel was lately fought with pistols at :Man, but
the parties were unable to wound each ot:ier at the
respective distances of twenty-five, twenty, mil fifteen
paces. They maneged, however, to shoot a i oor coach-
man who was waiting to take away the woun led party.

THE GREAT DISCOVERY OF THE AGE.
EMERVMAGIC BEETLE POISON.—
'S
This celohrated preparation is cartaiu death to
Blackbeetles, Cockroaches, Crickets, Hats at 1. Mies, ii
being the original, and the only one to be relied on.
Thousands may be destroyed in one night, without
danger to household pets. In consequen w of the
immense demand, Agents have been appoint, d in et ,:rn
town in the United Kingdom. Obtainable t liruugh all
Chemists, Oilmen, ke., in boxes, at Is. or suit free for
14 stamps, by Emery k Co., 35, Foley Place, London,
W. Insist on none but " Emery's" as there are many
dangerous and worth Ns lailatoss.

" td.trrisge rightly understood,
Gives to the virtuous awl the good,
A Parwliso below."

- -
rust Ira fur Six :Pump+, oj.. U olds, or 14 in a
Seal e:1 Estrelure.

rrHE FORBIDDEN BOOK, on marriage,
its disqualifications and their removal ; the
modern treatment of spennatorrldea, ryphiliA, stricture,
&c., alth roizis awl numerous prescriptions for the
Apt`CIIV Curd by v. ryiun,lelllCdlll of nervousness,
sAI all the mine COIIIIIIOO distascr and
'lumina, I incurable istalailie4 ...I the texual system. By
Dr. W. De Theis. M.D., 31.1Z.C.5., L.A.C., of ad
Score do .Ifrelecime. Paris ; Gradlotte is Medicine,
s,lr:lrrie ard ; Liecistiotc of the Ruyal
Socicij f A perecarie.,
Fertunat ly by the presi-nt law, none lint the real
pliyandan Sirglinii dare attach M. Li. Or 34..R.C.5. to
Ids name :mil openly silverlise his fecs, as heavy
penalties awl imprisonment %mild be incurred. The
public should therefore guard against the arrogant
a,sinuptiiine a knavish quacks and impostors who are
not medical men et all. but impudently style thew,
act's " Dr." Professor," F.R.A S. MA.,
te.., him order to willcul the unwary as to thedi frac
charactai. None of them men r. ally know inure of
the desesses they profess to treat, than any person.
may. I y reading the above work.
Front long practical ol ..... Lion in the most famous
Institutions of this country and the continent, the
Author 11a/ had somewhat unusual facilities for
acquiring that uniform success, which has hitherto
characteciaid his pr.ictice, and he refers with pride to
the needier* 11•1 has been instrumental in restoring to
health and happiness : whilst to all who need such aid
ha offers every asorance of speedy restoration.
gatients at a distance shout I forwml.l a detail of their
case by letter, enclosing P 1 is. for edit ie and tuedicines,
which will lie scut by retuni. Post-ofliccorders to be
meda payable at the General Poet Office, to Dr.
WALTER DE RCK)S, M.D., 25, Bedford Place, Blooms-
bury Square, London. Hours for consultation It till 2,
Sundays excepted. It is important to crooned the
addreas, as to meet the wish of patients, there is no
1111110 on the door, and SRC Y.STRANCE Is STILWELL
PRIVATE.

DR. DE ROOS' OUTT,E VITA,
LIFE DROPS, Protected loy Royal Lettere
Potent of Engt,tod ; sa,etioned b, the Fondle Sc
Frwict; Royal College of i'rrassis de., have is number-
Iwo instances proved their superiority over every
other advertised Remedy for langour, lassitude, depress
sion of spirits, irr tahility, ese.t.:inerit, fear, db.taste
and incapacity for soeicty study or business, winos-
Lien. pains and palpitstion in the si lc, giddiness, noise
in the heed, Ito. This medicine strengthens the vitality
of the whole system, gives energy to the muscles,
speedily removes nervuti-ness, epilcpsey, paralysis, tic_
renovates the impaired powers of life, and invigorates
the inost shattered constitution. For skin eruptions,
sore 'di,-oat, pains in the bones, and those disemes in.
which mercury, sarsaparilla, Ace., are too often employed
In vain, to the utter ruin of health, its surprising efli-
cacy has only to be tested.
Before wasting valuable time in seeking aid from
instruments, and other cruel abeurdities professing to
set aside medicines, sufferers will do well to make fair
trial of a remedy, which, concocted on scientific
• cannot fail. Price 4s. 6d. and lie., or four times
the latter at &is. per bottle, And in VS packages (b/
which /21 l2s. are ioved), through all Chemtste, or
direct from 25, Bedfordpia.e, Bloomsbury-square.
Estrects from !etre:, which can be seen by any one.
" I was
your medicine."—D. P. St. /sopa. "Your medicine
has done me more good than anything."—B. W. Lir
Magnin. "Thank God, and I hope he will reward yon.'
—A. C. Hartlepool. "If my tongue could speak, or my
pen could write to express my gratitude to y°, I should
feel happy, but neither word nor pen of miss can
do eci."—H. A. Bimini/14qm. "Hid I never rood et
the Hutto Vita, where or what I might have boo mow
oozes tell."— W. 0., West Pekoe.

'T'HE NEW FRENCH REMEDY.
1.
THFRAPION, se generally adopted in the Freudl
hospit,ls by duhere, llostan, Ricord, Cnlerier, Pierry,
and other notabilities of the French faculty, in a
remarkably short time, often two or three days only,
without the 'lightest discomfort. inconvenience, or risk,
re -es ail discharges from the mucous membrane,
whether of the uniary or other organs. This remedy
no completely surpassing and superseding everything
hitherto employed, combines all the desiderata to be
sought in a medioine of the kind, fur not only can the
patient carry it loosely in his pocket, but all aipear.
ware, male, and smell of medicine are entirely olniated.
In packeta, 41. thl„ Ils, and 3.34., through all teepee-
able Medicine Vendors, or sent direct front the estab-
lhdiment on receipt of atanips or post-office order. The
111. aim contains three at 4s. W. and those at 3.3.. four
of the Ile.
The stamp to imitate .vhich i. felony, bears the word
"Theriapion," in white letters, by order of HER
liAiten's MN. CoNfilee10:1[11, who thereby secure
the proprietor against intrigement throughout the
I United Kingdom and the Colonios.

PAINS IN THE BACK, GRAVEL, LUM-
BAGO. BAGO. GOUT, RHEUMATISM, DISEASE
OF THE KIDNEYS, BLADDER, kc. DR. DE
ROOS' RENAL PILLS comet acidity, of the stomach
and indigestion, promote the functions of the liser and
kidneys, thereby preventing atone in the bladder and
kidneys, with many other avrious disorders to which
these important organs are subject. Listlessness, weak-
ness, peevishness, and complaints long supposed to be
nersuus. °that arise solely from contamination of the
blood with certain impurities which should have been
carried off by the kidneys several unsightly eruptions
of the skin and face also arise from the same crane, and
may be as readily removed by these Pills, which in 19
Ca 566 out of 20 cure with a rapidity almost marvellous.
Is. lid., 2s. 94., 41. 64., Ilt, and 335. per box, through
all Chemists.
" I have taken your Pills and always derive great
benefit from them."— W. W. 11., QiletleS College. Case.
bridge. "I have taken your Renal Pills with the most
happy revelts."—B. H., Cur*. "Your Renal Pills did
me more good than mything."—M. J. Dorsky.
Sold by Davis and Son, and Frond, Dorchester,
Brand, Harrold, and Tuck, Proms ; Lampe, Wareham ;
Barling, Groves, Weymouth ; Cornish and Lewin' 27,
Whipple-street, Bennett, 5, Union-street, Hensleigh, 17,
Itichinaud-street, Plymouth • Cole, Bookseller, Edge-
cumbe-street, Stonebouse ; Rowe, Chemist, and Jeffery
and Co., Chemists, Deoooport ; Cole, Bookseller, All-
hal:and-street, Bideford; Harvey, Bookseller, Fore-
street, Siduiouth ; Hearder and Co., Victoila Parade
Torquay; Pearce, Chemist, Fore-street, Bodinin •' Nat-
tin, Chemist, Truro; Blee, Chemist, Proctor, Chemist,
Penzance; Hero, Chemist, South-street, St. Audi.;
Cor6eld, Chemist, St. Day; Sharpe and 010., Ckeniiits,
St. Roots; Randall and Son, Johns, Palk, bowman
Busby, High-street, and Davis, 19, Bornard•stroot and
40, Oilord-strzrot, Southampton ; Cory, Chemist, New-
port, Dixon, Chemist, Kyrie ; Wheaton Bookseller,
Ringwood; Battman, 3, Cowden-show, Po;tiam ; Drew
esti and Co., Chemists, High-street, Portsmouth;
Hulbert, Church-street, Basinptoke • Beigant, Chemist.
Winsbester ; Dyson, Chani Andover, and at leas*
one spot in almost every Iowa; but should difficulty
occur, enclose the amount by postmfflee order or other-
wise to 25, Bedford-place, Bloonsabzu7-equare, London,
and they will be sent securely packed per return.
NOTICE & CAUTION.—Dr. De Roos is the flap
Intrallipcncilided medico/ ..as who thus openly idea,
time kis medicines; and as there are Ovarian imaes
lions of the above by quacks rho espy his books, adoor-
tiaeoseata, ec., and forge testieseisisas to '4 4 dolo
soden trao4, "torero ahmad 'sari •941" the
'recommendation of the some, or other IllrliCia% by dlih
kowne vendors, rho asks obtain a rk
orsoilio bane the worsts " Wow's* Di Boos,
printed
.01 wkair letters en Ike Govorisoomt
Waal* ophio4 io,folingo•

DO YOU WANT LUXURIANT
WHISKERS, MODSTACHILIS, and Elf&
BROWS? Of the numerous preparations introdueed
for the If AIR, none have maintained such celebrity se
EM ILIE DEAN'S CE I N ILENE, which is guaranteed
to produce Whiskers, Monstachlos, and Eyebrows in •
few wrclu ; and will be found eminently savyndul in
nourishing, curling and beautifying the hair, el
greyhebe in all its stages, strengthening week biibiriti
eventing Its falling off. In the reproduction of hair in
Ll.lnese, from whatever cause and at whasever age, oil
TRI AL will prove its astonishing power. Is the nurser"
it is indispensable, forming the Laais ef a beautiful heed
of hair. Price 2s. per bottle; large bottles, containing
more than four times the small ones., Is. each. Sold by
every Chemist in the world, or sent poet free on receipt
of 24 fenny stamps, by Mimes DWI and Courcun
Hair Restoren, he., 89, Castle-street, Newman-street,
London, W.

EXTRACTS Timm Lirrvan.—" In one fortnight I have
a beautiful moustache." -H. Adams, Wihd.u. "lan
now but of a head of hair which many cannot ; I wav
quite bald on the crown of my head when I began
uamg it."—W. B. " Every customer speaks highly 01
it." Jones, Chemist, 5, Paradissatreet, Liverpool.
" HINTS ON THE MANAOEMENT OF THE
111111.," Whiskers, kc., with Testimonials, List of
Agents. Ac.. seat post free for fear penny stamps.

NOW THYSELF! THB OttioutAL
GRAratotoolwr, MARIE COUPELLF, cow-
tinkles her vivid and meful delineations of character
from the hantwriting of individuals, in • style pecu-
liarly her own. Persons desirous of knowing their owl
characteristics. or those of any te.end, should seed a
specimen of writing. stating sex, age, or supposed age.
lie., with 13 uncut penny stamps, and addressed
envelope, to Mains COOPIELLI, 69, Cacti, Si'., Landes.
W., when they will receive a lengthened detail of the
talents, tastes, virtues, failings, kc., of UN writer' with
many other things previously unsuspected, and calcu-
lated to guide in the every-day affairs of life. The
thutman,lt who acknowledge the value and accuracy of
Mias C.'s sketches establish their greet utility. "It is
i.ronouneed quite extraordinaty."--Charise Hantitow.
"Von described my character so truly, that I could not
have dune it better."—Lewis /inner. "1 cannot toe
highly compliment yfwt."- CIO. laweleem, 30, Orwt7d
Lane, Birkenhead. "lit. Tim character you sent to CApt.
IL is strikingly correct."--Ernest R. E. Sarno, Bedell.
Te,ir erden. "The best judges pronounce it tine to •
T."—N. C. M. "You hate given the CIINNi character
of the persons. I ant almost afraid how you pt your
knowledge. It is wonderful." A. 8., Mialtuostese,
Blundford. "Soule traits pointed out I believed to be
unknown to any but myself "—Miss O'Hara, Caergis
, torn. Neraoh