The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1880-03-16 00:00:00

A LETTER FROM RIDDLE.
Swaiwe, Tuesday, March 9.

Mr deer 3loaster Litoia,—l ho tit st sorry thee be gone
away, it won't zeem Z wanage t mo now. The wile lu
giwel, vol. there be no shelter vor poor sad she do goo
on z thee e..iit ten. I never shall spell right we this
pen she lomiLt I over to Route House. It be god ink
though a prtmy lv•ttle, which I shall eon use in blots. It
never !truck I till now, how much it most cwost thee in
ink an pons and paper. Nis—is z. 1,1 if I ask thee core
extra staemp it 'II come right. Trey be blamed pertielsr
over to Pietist Office. I 'low they'd kevr the secret et
sent 'ee theses, wieut envelope. Waster Horloek be a
nice 0311111.0 tak tO:
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Dwon't 'ee be (righted, measter, ef I tell 'ea there to a
heslf-penny newspaper stearted here, wi a picsuie o' a
dead an gwone carrier we do think wee drswed vran
life, an' the very fust time a parcel i. tbik peeper do
cwome by his van, erg swain to serve em . Greeorr
°estop dad the moral man. I zip that Zunen-r's Oak
Zummer's) horses le the hest blood, an' h the last
keep o' any in Purbeck. Mr. Burt do knew thik name. for
he ride@ in hie carriage (mom Wareham &AM' the van.
Z imetimes when er want to awake h too er rides in the
van, I've seen en we my own eve. Now the busses be A
racen each other, instead o' tuinden the public interest
we'll zee • cheange. Ar volk, as want to goo in mange
early, will be sot on their hog., outside the housen till the
van do dreeve up. Ef they le zi stupid as ti think
John 'II chuck the yolk in IN well as their
Andrews does, the dear obligen young man—they'll yea
a growl, just hie way o' teflon the horses to start adaia.
that's all, an' what moore rl•. (du want !
El it be true the Gen'el Wection be cwmue we shall ha
tbik lawyer (who wee torued out o' the least tine
by the young pamon) about ageism Turf, be here, I seed
en a yew minutes ago. I ins sorry for'n. Thease berg
pleace will ruin en in leap year. 11. (led tell not tote
aught to the leith'ren men about his cornett', zi please
dwon't 're tell. It he the "local" election be'. CW.ilpe fee,
hut er I e looken thik had thee never. Ile axed lef nee,
ter del intend to "trot out the rand dates" a.t.ean. I mal
" Ea," at • guess, an' er said "Then I rosy As well Z.o°
whome to Lonnon •," so I zed "N therm% 'ee, for we mist
ha' one or tether n 'ee in themoo town, or tbere'd be
noth.n to giggle at, Thursday nights." lie's • lusty rhea(
I. Turb.
Thik Stuhland cheapa (led pit some • cult on big bird's tail
least Tuesday week. El the Plover men wanted " refrest•
meat," why (hidden wone o' 'ern goo atter it I Th..4o°Pia!
to vly a deanger slag an' goo off in coastauard's hwat, II
not zee the salvue corps a gitten under way t WWI
chearge o' a abandoned vessel. Anchor. down won't ate
It. ef all's tru. I hear tell o', Well, well, its better to le
plucky than plucked, eh, useaster.
M 1541111 went to the tenipaancu meeting last Thurds!
and gmebody avid be hoped none '0 'em would Orr r'
excited ower the "brat" election as to be forced t .le."
his lodgens. I said "Amen," for everybody do knew bor
poor Sam Collins, who worked a.:in 'rm. en our
Brown, dadgoo quite mad an' then died 'cause Cbifilf.
olt
Zummers and biseator blunter deden get on ti ['M
Kw, an' Sr died in Wareham Work'us, pwoor .'he'r.,l7.
seams ',team other volk he a tryen to goo to, hv look
I do hop. thee'lt enjoy the'self, meast.r, Lennon leta 72.
',knee, so dwon't loose th'self, we Itesn't afford t..
goo nor a hit. Jetsetter ded ask Itoz nd '0%7.;
respects, an' to zsy the crokees be in vull bloom.
gearden nearly deed. Two o' the chicks be dead. Z' "
m wore crow your obedient servant
KIDDLE'WIM6