The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1881-05-10 00:00:00

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A CONMIPORART say* that for a man to torn hiswife
out of doors is the most cruel thing he can do. Whoa,
vontemporary ! lie might throw her out of the window.
—HREIVSBURT bas had a big joke all to itself. The othei
Sunday the Clerzyman annomiced from the pulpit that an
afternoon christening would be held, and all children
must be brought before 3 p.m, 'l'he clerk being very deaf,
:imagined the new hymn.book had ken announced as
about to be adopted, so he chimed in, "And those wilt
haven't got them can be supplied after service at sixpence
each." That clerk is a loss to a modern farcical comedy.
lie would he good for any amount of " wheaee."
SIICSTAFFOND NOBTFICOTE will be the new leader of
the Conservative party. Hitherto his idea of leadiue
us consisted in hanging back, and being dragged aim,.
Iv Lord Itand.di li Churchill St2tl M. Goret. Wbethe
he will continue in the same line of boson under existing
circumstances, ,a lead by being lovihed forward from he
hind by Cairns and Salisbury remains to he seen. As
leader, Sir Stafford reminds me of nothing so much a
an amiable lad who doesn't want to tight, but who I.
Volitltil forward by mischievous boys sticking pins tut
him from the rear. Hardly, I fancy, the sort of advunc,
which ts likely to carry terror into the Liberal calm,
The ouly real power in the Conservative party, and I .a
it in all eerioumess, ii Lord Randolph Churchill. He
a distinct entity; he ime the sublime impudence whieb
is °Pen ..s useful genius; and he has won the atten-
tion of the public by his dveing feats in those region,
where ani.ek fe..r to treacf. Unfortunately his mothei
won't let him, or I.e might at this juncture save bin part)
from politival a..,Mhilation, and lead it on to mischief
with the dash mid go the old fogeys of the Carlton are a,
tinily deficient in.

RECKITT'S STARCH 'coA BLDX.—We have great Pleasure
in aotiog that Mews. Iteckitt and Sons, Limited, of
Hull and London, bane just been awarded a prize medal
for their starch and blue at the Melbourne Exhibition, in
addition to the Otle awarded at Sydney in 11379.
PIutILINX !—FOR THX TILITH AND BLIATH.—A few
drops of the liquid " sprinkled on a wet tooth
brush produces a pleesant lather, which thoroughly
cleanses the teeth from all parasites or Impurities, hardens
the gums, prevents tartar, stops decay, gives to the teeth a
peculiar pearly whiteness, and a delightful fragrance to
the breath. It removes all unp'easant odour arising from
decayed teeth or t Amoco smoke. 'The Fragrant
Floraine," being composed in part of honey and sweet
herbs, is delicious to the Lute and the [regal' toilet
discovery of the age. Price Sts. 6d. of all Chemists and
perfumer& Wholesale depot removed to 33, Farringdon.
road, London. _

TottILISIS AND TILAYKLLEILS, ladies tinting, visiting the
seaside, or otherwise exposed to the marching rays of the
sun and heated particles of dust, will find Rowlands'
Kalydor most cooling and refreshing for the face, hands,
and arms it eradicates sunburn, tan, freckles, no., allays
the pain and irritation caused by mosquito and gnat bites,
and produces a beautiful and delicate complexion. Sold
In two sines. Rowlands' Macassar Oil prevents the hair
falling off during hot weather. Rowlands' Odonto
whitens the teeth. Sold by chemists, perfumers, and
hairdressers. Buy only Rowland's articles.
DISTILS' APT= EATING. One of the most unpleasant
resulte of ledigestloe will no longer be egperienoed if Dr.
Bardsley's Antibilious Pills are taken. These Pills will
pnyent the distress referred to, and by pmeeveriug in the
tiee of this remedy for • fair weeks, q permanent Imre
erVe se4ed, arsd pain will no longer be the penalty of
. sold by all Chemists in Boxes at 131 d. and
HOLLOWAY'S PlLLS.—Shongh good health is preferable
to high honsur, how regardless people often are of the
former—how covetous of the latter ! Many suffer th..ir
strength to drain away ere maturity is reached, though
ignorance of the facility afforded by these incomparable
pills of checking the first untoward symptoms of derange-
ment, and reinstating order without interfering in the
least with their pleaeurei of pursuits. To the young
especially it is important to maintain the highest
digestive efficiency, w thout which the growth is stunted,
the muscles becom, lax, the frame feeble, and the mind
slothfu . The removal of ind...estion by these pills is so
easy that none save the most thoughtless would permit
it to sap the springs of life.
A b .bby who wvlked on his blet,
Was tortured with copes On his feet;
h• aged Alleook s Plaster
To make hint go faster:
He's now well—locomotion • treat,
Allcock's Corn Plasters have no equal as a cure and a
(Hever of Corns. They always give satisfaction.

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