The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1861-08-13 00:00:00

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"Mr. Snow, I trantrierr ono citteettion."
"Propel it den." "Why we a gait amp lam a ania.
toted dollar'r "Wek Ginger. lei" aid rig* up."
" Dos" yon gib it ap?.-Kami you gweell,plie
yali, ywb r
Thvre are three kinds of -inin-glirl-Worid-
"wills," law ”trouti," io+lig.Thilightl The forgoer
effect everything, elm almond oppose everything, sad
Mar Wit feel in nr•wirtilingV ;
All lizosa.oirialcart • Hams WM Doggiu-Tbil
following advertise:oast oppoitad.ht tko Dodo toms
tilde isat-"Wadtod. a nom sad Me Will 40 look
after • Moos sad Du.seg, llio.groaligioaidlows ci
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An Eighth la4y b. wegli•le math 'yet—eskesso Ia
Janine*. !mosuethied Wiser bleak meads wis re-
peatedly addroseld by*ll sepia aitsouwiii m " arra r
shiners her seeder . lenres • eseisintedo 'With •
look of Saila* sostempt, • Why ges you. moth such
bad gesentissr, gabby; Whyler you mil MY minty&
mass*? Btapid falai laisis Ivies!" '
At an Nociatioct dinner • debate aroma teak the
benoe• of bogging in gringing'nf Ohthins.. s Doctor
14— seek the allkirettre, •M h Mthileiwoesrot
was • Young lionander, whom repabitio• kr y was
out eery high. He Isaintailod that parents do
hum to their children Isom ening planiabmant, from
not know* the facts is the ems. Why, said ha,"
" the only, MN my father Nipped me Nike telling
the truth ' " Well." retorted the desks, ." it Ned
you edit, di'dnt It T'
In Paris the gallery of the theatre is called
"Paradise." The Duchess of Orleans. teak • fancy to
go to the play one night with only a ilk de chunky,
and sit there. A young OfBOOT who sat neat her was
eery free in his addresses, and when the play was over
concluded by offering her a supper, which she seemed to
accept. He accompanied her &Wu stain, but was
utterly confounded when he sem his attendants and
equipage and learnt her name. ithoovering, however,
his presence of mind, he bands/ her into the carriage,
bowed in silence, and we retiring, Neu the called out,
" Where is the supper you promised r Ha bowed and
replied, "In Paradise we are a/I equals ; but I am not
insensible of the respect I owe you, on earth." This
prompt reply obtained for lain a piees in the duehme's
carriage and at her table.
Among the curious announcement*, to all whom it
concerns, is • pilgrimage to Jerusalem for L. 50 int-
class, there and back, g4o second-class—stopping
days at Jerusalem.
Within the past fortnight as Noy u six letter car-
riers in the poet-Aim have beep ocionated from Bow-
street for stealing letters containing money, and it was
stated, with regret, that this class of crime has been in-
creasing for some time pest.
It is reported in the notes, that • groat anti-
crinoline meeting of ladies of the highest rank um
held on Thursday M the Hanowarsquare rooms. A
Duchess took the than. sad* Deems moved the drat
resolution. which was to the offset, that. many persons
haring loet their lives by the um of crinoline, the
meeting was of opinion that no remedy could be
effectual short of • complete sbandortmernt of such an
article of wearing sppasel, and pledges itself hence-
forth to banish it from their toilets. The
Marchioness of C—smendiel the resolution. There
vu • great difference of opinion -twos( the noble
dames, some of whom, if reported correctly, spoke in •
very heartless wanner. The resolution was ultimately
carried.

BVIMCCIC ANDOVIR LOSDON.
Ok I little do you kaow
Lord Mayor Ctibitt's grief and woe;
He sold bis old coat off laid bask in finer trim to go.

But the new clothes wouldn't ft,
In nob wise that be might sit ;
He has lost • lot of -bonny and diiplarta • leek of wit.

Aod there goes my Lord Mayor,
With hie Lottiship's Atottdonloare,
Without a seet to At upon except his Civil, Chair:

Bum Andover's resialsod,
And London proved wallas&
The Lord Mayor now has nothing to lan back Iwo*
behind.

Dejected in his mien;
He feels the unforeseen
11l eonsecluence of an attempt to sit two stools between

He makes, by substance thrown
Away for shadow, known
The lesson that a man should be contented with his own.

So Dow let us sing
Long lire the City King;
And rosy experience to his youth incluse of wisdom
bring! Pesch.

lioniti-linints AT OALHAN.- -The Wonsan hall is now
used for the eounly courts. The wall is nearly covered
with horse-shoes, some.( which are of gigantic proper-
titan. This arises from an old motor% that, , wbeeever •
peer visits the town, be is made to contribute • horse.
shoe. CM the recent visit of the Archrolojiaal Institute.
the custodian, with great alacrity, seized upon the pre-
sident, and secured, or as a vulgar member said, noon
"Dailad" his shoe.
A rather curious incident occurred in Taadrager the
other day. A person named Dollaghan, who had been
with some men helping to cart out manure from his
yard, laid his coat, containing some papery and ivoney
(among the latter a EIO note), aerms • rail whisk
divided the cow-house, where there was a young calf
seven weeks old. After the work WAS over he mimed
the money, and, having amused one of the men as the
thief, sent for the police for the purpose of searching
the suspected party ; but upon their snivel all the men
there engaged in the work were willing to Oe marched,
and one of them stated that he saw the calf chewing or
eating some paper which liamened to fall out of his
(Dollaghan's) coat-pocket. Upon this iclonnstioa it
was decided to kill the animal, and on opening the
stomach the note was found slightly damaged, but
sufficiently perfect for the purpose of idestilleation, by
the numbers being untouched.
The assumption, or change of • surcease is, at the
present day, and has been always, initwillistanding •
nivtit r notion to the contrary, • matter of ciunnion-law
' ; nuns it resUiated by anything but the Patent
in nee of public opinion, which hes very properly
always attached • auntie degree of diseedit to any
attempt to confuse identity, or obliterate the traces of a
pent career. Whenever, therefore. oPoo Old can,.
a Ilritish subject seeks to take a surname not bis by
birth, be does so by following • costae, in Massif, of the
highest authority and notoriety ; he seek* and obtains
a ropi license from the Caren, or a special Aet of
Parliament- The former-the royal :Kenos—is the pro-
ceeding now almost inveriably Im4 recourse to. To
entitle the claimant to the grant of the royal sign.
manned for a change of name, canoe mast be shown
that be is sitter * repreeentative thrones (Vaud* descent
of the party whose surname be seekiN or else ie e,
legatee in a will which en olnil Abe Iliminnptioll. lii
England, aU petitioas for iif reams are referred
kth. name UorothrY fio Orplaf Arms.
bee oilleers ash.g in aar,)• , . It:. on the
merits of tbe claim. - - " - •- ..
- A yew jays agesbowe wintillifirim-eme en:raged is
, weewing" and alterinr 14811
lifdtpel. Patmoe,
'fast imbisiMi toalter some Atilt*, hit so doing
spares of wood came off e pews in the gall, ry. On
the workmen exithiring he pries 1-10.11eir surprise.
they discoeered a qnsuflity of gieeidaLtemaistiv ; of &S-
-hams, checks, and weft--,ernieristatts the goer; ig of two
pews. The goods were examined br Mr. C. 'mothers.
who, on compering the maiotu bats *Ms th, ,be had
been in the habit of mane!whit:tut, ' discovers" at they
were his manufacture, and they were goods stolen from
hia mill about 18 years ago.
Ti,. number of paupers in Jingler' and Wales, as
usual, decreased constantly dude,/ the riving quarter.
and was 36,3:18 ler. at Midsummer than at 1 sfy•day ;
but still at the end of June it was 818,442, which Is
4 per cent. higher than at the eorrespondiof Period of
1880. The increase over last year waa ir sated in
Yorkshire 13•11 per cent., and in the nertk -midland
and wesit:mitliand counties about Il_per sat.; in
Lancashire and Cheshire it was but 2.53 per cent., is
the *micro osmotic.' ‘nly 216 par 014. and in the
'mouth entdlsnd counties (Mucks, )tolly rata there was
'ecitreely soy increase, nor, again, Ps southern
districts of 'ha, &and.
the poi ending March fie that. the Cllsenesike at
use motet a Teri lorseeseein items as
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