The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1881-02-08 00:00:00

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A comely matron went into an office the other day to
register the birth ni her last infant. "Let me nee," said
the Registrar (thinking of the dote), "this in the 30th."
" Not at all," replied the angry matron (thinking of the
baby), " it is the eleventh ;" and for about five minutes
it was a warm time for the Registrar, whose explanations
were useless. Having hurriedly rushed from the office,
she arrivel home in tearis exclaiming at intervals,
" Alas! alas to think that I look an old as that..`, Her
husband, mord I de man, took her to Thrown, Barna, siaßell
the celebrated photwraphers, of Heguet.geageg. Lieerpc.g.
and Manchester, who rapidly restored the lady's spirits
ed rood temper by showing her bow remarkably young
i in one of their meaterpieess of photographs.

ramie 'tanknon. —Soreness and dryness, tiokli n
and irritation, inducing trough and affecting ths voice
For these symptoms use &poem Glycerine Jujubes.
Glycerine, in these agreeable confections, being in
proximity to the glands at the moment they are
excited by the act of sucking. becomes actively heal-
ing. Sold only in boxes, lid. Lad 1.. lid., labelled
" James Epps k On., Houceopethic Chemists,
Lthelon." A letter received: "Gentlemen,—lt may
perhaps, interest you to know that, after an extended
trid, I have found your Glycerise Jujubes of eon.
sides-able benefit (with or without medical treatment)
In almost all forms of throat disease. They soften and
clear the voice. In no case can they de any harm.—
yd. faithfully, Gordon Holmes, L.E.C.P.F..,
Senior Physician to the Municipal Throat and Far
Infirmary.
"Mr. Johnson in him Chemistry of Common Life
pointed out that Cocos had long reached the consumer
with too much of its own fat, or loaded with a variety
of farir aceous substances, producing a soup rather than
a beverage. The Cocoa bean affords admirable
nutritive flesh forming qualities, and staying power.
In Cadbury's Cocos Firma) these are retained and
coRTAHLTAANA, providing an exhilarating Infusion, not •
starchy soup."— Wanethss to Horracaoldere
Frth—ErILIPSTOrt Fiume firourens.--Sithaarions
GIDDIHROIL FAINTS.—A certain method of ours has
been discovered for these distressing complaints, by •
Physician who is desirous that all =Here= may
benefit from this providential discovery. It will cure
the most hopeless case after all other means have been
tried. Full particulars wi'l be sent b./ post, free of
charge. Address. —MA WltAtegis, 10, Oxford Terrace,
Hyde Perk. London.
THROAT ATFICTIONA AND ROAURNISL—AII suffering
from irritation of the throat and hoarseness will be wee-
ably surprised at the almost immediate relief afforded by
the use of "Brown's Bronchial Troches." These &moue
" toreador" are now sold by most respectable chemists in
this country at IL lid. per box. People troubled with a
" =thing cough," • " slight cold," or bronchial affections,
cannot try them too sacs, as similar troubles, if allowed
to progress, result in serious PulmetuuT and Asthmatic
affection& See that the words "Brown's Bronchial
Troche," are on the Government Stamp around each box.
—Prepared by Jour L BROWN and SONS, Horton, United
States. European depot, removed to 33,
road, London.
Loudon.
Tar TOUR Weroirr l—Hydroleine (Hydrated Oil) has
proved of the hi dust value as • food in consumption and
all waiting diseases, invariably producing increase in flesh
and weight. This preparation of Hydrated Cod Liver Oil
Is tonic, digestive, and ten times more nourishing, as well
as fax me= pleasant to Mete, than plain cod liver oiL
Hydroleine will neuriah and produce increase of weight in
those cases where oils or fat, not so treated, are difficult or
impossible to digest All tendency to emaciation and loss
of weight is erred= by the use of Hydroleine Of all
Chemist., en 6d. —New depot, 33, Farringdon-road,
London. Pamphlet free.
WARAHNOI iteatrres PARIS BLUR. The marked
superiority of this laundry blue over all others, sad the
quick anmrsciatioa of its merits by the public, have been
attend(by the usual result& vi, • flood of imitations;
the merit of the latter riminlalconside in the ingenuity
exerted, not simply in =I the square shape, but
the eihm• appearance the resemble
themAM the genuine article. The manulscturers beg
therefore to asution all buyers to see " Reckitt's Paris
Blue" on each whet
rLOILLINS 1-IPOR TSB mem AND BAIA= .—A few drops
of thell4oj4 " Florilthe sprinkled on • wet toothbrush pro-
duces a pleasant lather. whichthmoughly cleanses ils• teeth
hem all permit= or impurities, hardens the mum. prevents
taw. flop. deem, ifir to Me teeth a caner pearl!.
wbilesem aad •de tful Wens* t, keedi t
removes o.innpleama adorer =cuing Wm decayed teeth
tobacco smoke. "The Fragrant Morin being composej
In pint of hooey sad sweet herbe. is dslinorss te the taste
and the ereatrat toilet disco, of *he sea Price 64, el
all Chemists sad penmen.Wbcleeals dep,t removed to
girrieddon-road, Louden.
Dacoverir roe ?HZ Hath—lf your half Is
taming grey er white, or filling off, use " The Mexicm
Hair Resswer,' for it =II peettimip restore ist every an
Grey or inke AO"lii original colour, without leaving
he disagreesOW small of moat " Restorers." It maims
Ms hair charmingly Desuditatze well as
growthPrernetinG this
of the hair on Mad wine the glands an not
die year Chain for " Tim Mixrces Hue
gingerna," mold by Chemists and Putman everywhere
at gd. per bee*" Methods depot removed Is
rerdasdeermed.

cflßoNowsr ERB7 -iirosiAter it frus
Andy to 01. Strand, or St, Royal Exchange, London. On
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• wirnor. OATALLOINUE or rase= nes
OS applies... Far s4eal Palinotn. 11.1. FeltalaiL4k OR.
rlaFr Wrapper., Cloak. Air P. 44,1,1. Jackets Ite.Dyrd. andsande
11114 Paletats. 11..tablionerl l (111
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Ilelf4leseare Vomit tror. n • ram.. or. hereof $4 .1 metes.
linutows CURE for ASTHMA. CATAREN. COLDS.
CROUP. kr Me Dloroverer rum for lk rear.
great auger, from Latss. ha. at last stirennli..4 In ronthln Inn this
A.1,;11:.5.441,4 0111::
TOWLE'S CHLoRoDYNis for t4II:61113,
ARTII3IB. BRONVIIITIN 41/14al*IIPTION. RPARIIk. he.
°merlon, gives speedy relief. IL 1144.. 3.04.an4 WILL Of Ch.-molt
TOWLE'S CHLORODTWE 1.0111113211 and JUJIIBES.
M. sad Is. box ; or poat free forl pOl4 altinpn. (114
TOWLIL Mani* Back Picoadilly, Nanpluder.
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T' "EXCELSIOR" SPRING IiAITRESB.
Used by Royalty, the Nobility. GUAM and
lloOloal Prorogued', and sohlsomlottot bf on
UNEQUALLED for CONFOILT and amaruirns.
ic., raom C 110.1.70. I DrODALZ, )luicenerria.
Best Six Cord Sebvin Cotton,
SOFT, ELASTIC, AND DI .4 HIE.
ERMEN & ROBY. MANCHESTER
LONDON CLOTHlNG—Carriage paid to any
Railway Station in Great Britain.

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