The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1881-03-22 00:00:00

A REGULAR STAMP-RDL

No bystem of ..neuuraging thrift has ever bi van no liber-
ally and generally " stamped " with public approval ar
Profe-wor Fawcett's plan for receiving deposit. of one
Every form used has, in fact, been -ataisped DO
less than twelve times!

einmeNce,
Respectfully dedicated to the Junior Member for Cork.
He that spouts and runs away
Will live to spout anothisr day;
lint he that spoilt:. and goes to jail,
ilis spouting finds of no avail.

[From Funny Polka.)

HOW WE ENGLIBII YIGHT.
A racurreut British farce.

Seen. : The Globe at large. England discovered con,
grant tin .: herself nit her general superiority to the rest
of the worm. Enter a contemptible Little Natiou iron
wan, .oit of.the way jonFle. or desert, or rock.
Contemptible Little Nation : Ysh !
[Puts out its tongne at England
England (languidly): Here, General Ennybody, thi
the Watterninnes are getting cheeky. Just take a soldim
ur,two, and see if. you can bring them to reason.

General Ennyin-sdy : Awinlbaw, fighting such con
founded twash us the Wataw tames. No honour to bt
gained in such easy jobs. y'know. However, duty
duty.
... .

an. out a sergeant and a couple of privates, Atli
etarts. Watseruantea, afar off, are seen upon tin
warpath.
General J.:anybody : The Wateernames occupy a more
or lee+ impwegmable poeitam : hot what of that? They
are only Watsetnames after all, and *se are Theritis6
&Adler*.

Sergeant (+truck by a bullet): Ah ! I die !
[Die, The two privates are at the name gnomoni
wounded, and General Enny body feels himeet
called upon to retest in good order.
General EianYhody (telegraphing to England) : Bette
send out a wirote regiment. Some atros'anip fluke has giver
the Watsernainen a victory lint they.nhall see I
[Attacks tVatnernainen in their thousands with he
regiment, and il again be gen. Repeats hi
mennage. Beaten again. *meats his message
with plight variations an to number of reinforce
Thesis. --

Beaten once more.

England (growing uneasy): Really this very curiotui
not to say sad. Prism thee- Wataernames are not quits
such a miserable set of vei we imagined. r'rape
also, General Ennyboily ja u.ir, ely the right man in Us
right place. Maybe it will 61 cheaper in the long run U
send out the entire British army, sod the first commands
—there or thereabouts -of the day. 111
(Sends them out. Ultimata tableau.—Tbeirillalle
ton of graglish prestige.

" Mr. Johnson in his Chemistry of Common Life
pointed out that Cocoa had long reached the consumer
with too much of its own fat, or loaded with a variety
of farinaceous substances, producing a soup rather than
a beverage. The Cocoa bean affords admirable
nutritive flesh forming qualities, and staying power.
In Cadbury's Cocoa Essence these are retained and
concentrated, providing an exhilarating infusion, not a
starchy soup.:..— Warstnos to Householder..

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tur •LUABLR DISCOYRRY FOR THE your hair is
'liming grey or white, or falling oft use "The Mexican
Or ir Renewer," for it will positively restore in every ease
heey or White kris to its original colour, without leaving
th disagreeable smell of most "Restorers.' It maker
ire hair charmingly beautiful, as well as promoting the
owth of the hair on bald spots, where the glands are not
decayed. Ask your Chemist for " THE MRXICAN HAIR
RENEWER," sold by Chemists and Perfumers everywhere-
at 3s 64. per bottle. Wholesale depot removed to 33,
Farringdon-road,London. .. . .

TOURISTS AND TRAVELLERS, lalies rinking, visiting the.
waside, or otherwise exposed to the soorrhing rays of the
sun and heated particles of dust, will find llowbutcle
Kalydor most cooling and refreshing for the face, hands,
and arms; it eradicates sunburn, tan, freckles, ic.. allays
the pain and irritation caused by mosquito and gnat biters,
and produces a beautiful and delicate complexion. Sold
In two sizes. 'lowlands' Macassar Oil prevents the hair
falling off during hot weather. Rowlands Odonto
whitens the teeth. Sold by chemists, perfumers, and
hairdressers. Roy only Rowlands articles,
D10731[50 APTIIR EATING. 000 of th• most unpleasant
result. id Indigestion will no longer be experienced if Dr.
Budeei .4 Antibilions Pills are taken. Thew Pills will
prevent the distress referred t., and by Persevering in the
uss of this remedy for • few weeks, a permanent cum
will be effected, and pain will no lozgrr be the penalty of
eating. Sold by all Chemists in 11,xts at Mid. and
24. Ad.

ADTICS TO MOTHERS l—Are you broken in your mat by
a sick clubl onffering with the pain of cutting teeth/ Go at
oneo to a Amulet and get a bottle of USN WINSLOW'S
SOOTHING SIRUP. It will relieve the poor sefferer immedi•
ately. It is perfectly harmless and pleasant to the taste, it
produces natural quiet sleep, by relieviug the child from
Pain, end the little cherub awakes "a, bright as a button.
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It soothes the chill, it softens the gums, ellevs all pain,
relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and is the last known
remedy for dysentery ant diarrheas, whether aristn2 from
teething or other reuses. Mrs. Wiuslose. Soothing,
Syrup is sold by Medicine dealers everywhere at la. ti
per ioatle.
Ev Kay HOUSEHOLD should have • box of Stanton's
Cough P.lo. For Sudden Coda and So a Thr.ats, no
remedy has eier been dipole.° I to equal them. They are
the best and cheapest medicine ever offered to the public.
Makers will find them invaluable in the nureery, cod they
ahould ales., he kept near at hand. Sold by all Chemists
In Ti-ges at 1314. an I 2. Pd.
Tex roue. Wetnirr !—Hydvoleine (Hydrated Oil) bits
proved of the high-at value as a food in con iumption and
all wasting die am, invariably producing increase in flesh
and weight. This preparation of Hydrated Cod Liver Oil
Is tonic, digestive, Lod ten times more nourishing, as well
as fax more pleasant to taste, than plain cod liver oil.
Ilydroleine will nourish and produce increase of weight in
those CAMS where oils or fat, nuts.,, treated, are difficult or
impoail.le to digest, All tendency to emaciation aod lose
of weight is arrested by the use of Hydroleine. Of all
Chemists, 4s. lid.—New depot, 33, Farringdon-r,
London. Pamphlet free.
THROAT AFFECTIONS AND HOARSINESS.—AII suffering
from irritation of the throat and hoarseness will he
agree-
ably surprised at the almost immediate relief adosated by
the use of Brown's Bronchial Trccheit" These famous
"lozenges" are now sold by tumt respectable chemists in
this country at Is. I2d. Per bog. People troubled with a
hacking cough," • "slight cold," or bronchial affections,
cannot, try them too 00011, as 'Muller troubles, if allowed
to proems., result in serious Pulmonary and Asthmatic
affections, See that the words " Brown's Bronchial
Tro lies" are on the Government Stamp around each hoe.
—Pr •pared by Jona I. lIKIIWN and SONS, Boston, United
Butte. European depot, reutoved to 33, Farriblitdm
road, London. .

WawaNW. Rgcnirr's PAkle BLUE. The marked
riperiority of this laundry blue over all others, and tb•
vick appreciation of its merits by the public, have been
attended by the usual resalta, viz., a flood of iruitationii;
the merit of the latter mainly consists in the ingenuity
exerted, not simply in imitating the square shape, but
making the general appearance of the wrappers resemble
that of the genuine article. The manufacturers beg
therefore to caution all buyers to ma" amkitNa Pens
Blue" on each PAW.