The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1873-10-21 00:00:00

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astit.i kba. said he Could tell the
Knee m
thieY g -.ore -it had beea the prettiest on his fathered
emile fag a greet many years to the outlying pro-
perty in ISOIM net to make the itret offer of the &boot-
leg/ to the tenants, sad they had it mainly in their
• binds- (beer, hear). Gentlemen had been to lira
and said .1 wish you would let me have the @bootleg
oo a certain proper y near Taunton," hot ho opepe„a
No, but if the 'ornate don't care to shoot and I he
you to shoot over their farms, you have my perfect
leaym but you must go end arrange the matter with
them In the first instanoe-(heer, hoar). He thought
if pomade they should legislate In that oireot inn. Let-
ting the shooting to • Winger woe agread est. wheel
a leaden's*/ was obliged front ill-health or other cause
to live abroad and It hie Oboe end the shooting, •
gentleman came down who did not sue • bit for the
suet., and, payltg • 'erten rent, he would have •
quantity of ground game: so, he told, Instead of putting
the Suave of oompenastion on the owner for the damns
of that ground game It should fall on the man who
rented the shooting, and be be made to compensate
the ground tenant-(Vcioe : It can't be done.") The
bon. member out on to recommend fanners to breed
horse, seeing their poison high prlee, and that Oecis-
'lousily they 'night get a good prole. Turning to
social topics, be said he was very mush opposed to •
stringent law on temporises, such as was agitated for
in the Permissive Liquor BILL He did not think
that waa the way to promote temperance. He coo.
Sacred It • tyrannical 811, and whatever pressure
might be put on him he should not vote for It. Ile had
great respect for the advocates of tempers:toe when
they were sincere, but he had lately read a retest of a
Good Templars' nesting in • gentleman's perk in the
North of England, from whlob it seemed the tea must
have bean made too strong, for some of them wets
found "incapable," end others were brought up next
morning for being disordelly-(laughter). As to the
question of education he would not touch upon it except
to say he very mush disliked the Bintioghate School
sad their views is to education, and should be very
sorry to or. the Government glee way Is any direction
which would tend to exclude religious teaching from the
schools--(hear, beer). Be did not want to see School
Boards made oompulsory, or volontary afforte in small
°tunny placers entirely disoouraged. Mr. Gladstone,
•he was supposed to be ors of the greatest aunt:dors
of the potent day, frankly unformed the Most difficult
sables wits which he had ever hod to deal ass Local
Taxation, arid he (Mr. Portman) would not say saythlag
about It except that be eat in the House of Cosmos' •
good maay house last sauna, ited voted and voted, and
sat sad li•temed to the aubjeest, till he was thoroughly
sick of the Rang and Liability Bill, and alter many
weary days sad tights It we. thrown out. Referring
le runt aeons. and she ossatioa of the Ballot be
said gonUemen who now put up for Parliament would
be unable to judge of the probabilities of their
return. Al Sheiteabury both candidates thought they
had • majority of promisee, but at the lest one fund
himself deceived. At Taunton the two candidate& had
between them • much larger number of promises than
then were *tutors l- (laughter). Obviously the Ballot
enabled voters who liked to be pleasant to everybody
to promise both Wes, and let them Sod the result at
the sod. On the subject of nominations he differed
from Mr. Start, who regretted they bad gote.
(Mr. Postmen) did not, forts some weans' they led to
Mende of great riotir,g and dianthuses. Mr. Stunt
threw • beau Hut fly over the agricultural interest,
&lag them • bit of atone if they wished
for prosperity. But it less all la • friendly sort
of Ivey, and Mr. Slum demoted the Patios that
he had said anything against himself. His (Mr.
Start's) grand reseipt for agricultural prosterity wee
that they should return ell Conservatives -(lrein
trembler and applause) What was to happen? They
were to have a Minister of Agriculture, end he wee to
put everything right for them irrespective of good primps
or bad, favourabis or anfautrable softens, wed SI the
other soatingendes of fermis/. As they would
naturally suppose, he (Mr. Portman) did not quite agree
with Mr. liturt-Heughter ) He did not altogether
agree either with what bed been said about the bathos
on the land. No doubt they were many and leave ; at
the same Wu, look at the way laud was ehaeging hands
-there waa no unwilling's'. to buy land-capita Ws
were willing to Invest their money in land, taking it
with all its hardens. Still, he did not meant, say they
wen net burdeoed very heavily, and he should the be
see certain charges transferred from the lanai, sad
larly from Has clergy and others with filed
Fosa:r'ialmenos, to the Patient' purse. Mr. fitort tan his
bearers at Derehester a plus of advice ; let dim (Kr.
Portmuj do the name, laid he-let me advise you to
know when you were well off-(laughter)-and when-
ever a general election comes to think you are err
wall reeved Lod so well sati.Sed with the three &Min
members that you will do them the honour of re-elute
Ing tbem-(bear, hear). lem quite sure the Conserve-
tires of this 'natty have no nano to oomplein, for
they have two to onr unfortunate ace; and if there 114
any room for complaint I think It is by the Liberal
party. At the game times, I ,og es the Liberal pert)
In this county Is let alone with one member, whether
It be myself or aity or • el-c, no d oubt we shall jog
aloes it • •sey quiet arid comfort•ble w•y-(hear, hear).
I don't want a conte.ted election ; I don't think Mr.
Floyer does, or Mr. Burt; sot if yos'll only take my
humble advice, and do us all the honour of giving us •
fresh lease, we shall thank you, and shall serve you
to the utmost of our power-(a; ; hone).
The Chairman gave the toast of "The Melpln't
Agricultural &stet) ," congratulating 'h..,0 the show,
whkh he understood to boot., of the beet they had ever
had, and speaking in warm terms of the able services of
the boo. secretary of the society (Mr. Loteio).-Mr.
Login replying ,ad the society lied sure members now
than ever, and the show was the beet that had ben
held in th:o county axrrptirj the,,, of th• Royal Bath
aid West of &gland. He suggested that now the
cilia societies In the county should oollapee, and join
this, so that there should be ore Dorset inelny,_and
that the old Melplash-Haughter and cheer.). Then
they would have all the three members present, end
everybody oould hsve what politico be liked. For
Liana he wished all the people to be Liberal
- 1)-that is, "come out strong "fat the Mr/Apish
wootety, which would be their best way to bring about
sheep beef and mutton-(enm, end laughter).-
Mr. Gundry proposed the health of "the judges," and
Messrs. Hellen, Percy, Lenthall, and Tol, man responded,
Mr. Lenthall remarking that the ploughing had net
Improved so math as be should have lik.d to see.-Tbe
Chairman gave "the health of the suoceodul corn-
and, Mr. J. Platelet repliod.-" The Press"
Tottied.-The Chairman thaaked the company for the
kind way in which they bad supported him. Um
fortunately he was separated by almost the length
of the county from thus, and nous was act
go convenient as it ought to be and might be.
But he had some very tool friends here 15 or 16 years
age (Voice: "So you wit again") 'hen he first
bourne one of their members. No pablie mat could
expect tog. on without making some ..min, but he
bested he had made more friends than arnemlea, and
that the kindly feting whisk hail always trubeloted
between the Portman family, Lad West Dorset woted
not be in any way marred or deterierated by any set of
his- He proposed "Their next merry useetiag.'-Tbe
Chairman and his friends then left, when Me .1. Leggin
was sailed to preside, and several other tou'• were
given, including "the donors of prises," to widen Mr.
Damen of Dosimeter, responded. He retuned thanks
for the: compliment, sad thee went on to say the
Chairman had left a littl, earlier than he (Mr. Darnau),
sad perhaps they upeeted, and he regretted he had
goae, bemuse he would rather hays mode the few
remarks he was about to is in his premise. Hs
thought the Iva. member had made rather •
"trimming " ereeoh-(hoor, hue.) He spoke upon
agricultural subjoin, and he would give him coedit for
Sot tusking • party speech, which he (Mr. Daunts)
thought should be avoided as mach as possible,
espee after the example set at Dorehestsr. For
him kllyself (Mr. Donau) he was no party politician, but
Mr. Poetman Ind made some remarks on Local Taxa-
tion from which he must &meat. The hon. member
Intionted his opinion that agrieulturlate bad not neck
to complain of. He (Mr. Dames) thought the boa.
lumbar greatly at sea" on the subject, or had for.
gotten the von in the House of Commons the year
before last when the Government were put In •
minority of 100-men of oil roarties-in favour of as
inquiry into Local Taxatioa-(*plitase,) The Govern-
ment promised to bring forward the subject, end did
yrodues • Bill, of whisk everybody was ashamed, ens
the supporters of the Government. So he thought
Mr. Portman did not do_ jostles to the sublease at all.
Then he alluded to the Chamber of Agrioultare. Now
It seemed to him (Mr. Damso.) *llk all due defocuses
to local seeleties, that the Oestral Chamber was
so ormetituted es to be more tided to being
forward questions of ageleultural polities thaa
soy other moiety (maid be. Those be
'addressed were fully aware that this genetics had
been moved by tn. man in • seiglaboarlag eronaty-Mr.
Genie Andrew; who he deeply regretted to know lad
for the last 15 months been lying on hie bed enable to
move hand or foot ; and he was anoseding)y pony tae
Sod that amen who hid dose so main to forward Ws
gunk* was now almost forgettos by agrloulteuiste„ for
it wee Mr. (Inge Andrews who initiated the mousiest
in regard to Least Taxa' loc-(appleuse). He regretted that
then wee sot more union Naugle agrioulturiste oaths
ntine--(hear, bear). The county members were invited
to a meeftg at Dorchester on the Landlord sad Tenaot
Bill, bet the only one who came was Mr. Floyer, who
was always in hS place when he could do them a envies
-(applause). Mr. Stun, in meting his exense, at the
Dorehester Society's mooring, said "Oh I they were •
lot of old women I" But hoeing that 100 majority in
the House of Commons be thought they were not quite
sink • set of old women as the hon, and facetious gentle.
man supposed-(heir, boar). Then Mr. Portnith had
told them he did not Maud, bemuse that was not the
time for • meeting as it woo to be withdrawn
ad re-Introduced text mierloll. But the pro-
mons of that mottles were P"ilmtly well aware
of that-(4ar, hear)-bat on such • subject they
thought it well to cedar together, and believed
the stun members would have been pleased to meet
their coustituriste to consult with them on the matter
-(.etlaule). lie (hir. Dameo) said the Landlord and
Teams Bill was one of the most importer' (Orli"ns eonserolog them and the ocuntry at large-(applause).
If the people of this coattry were invited to invest their
capital in land, he w..01d ask should they not have
some security that they would not be turned out with.
001 omPorination for nnexhansted Improvement,. at six
months' notice? (Wes of "Ye., yes," and aPPlat•O'
Yet that had been the can with Bier 30 farmers on one
estate In Ulla County L.st year Hob
Was that satisfactory ? lie thought not, arid that the
aunty members should take soros lentos{ In at any
rate bearing their opinloas on sash an important sub-
/rot -(lPPlatio). Mr. Portman had alluded to Sae
Gams Laos, and he (Mr. Damon) thought him cionclu-
aims most ansatinastory. When he 1.01"'a about the
letting of game he woold oak when a mar took the land
to eultivate it bad he not the riaht to all it Orodund
The common law of England goys the tenant that right,
toles be eontracted it away Sc the landlord, and
utfortunately too many landlords reserved the right
to game. Ho should be sorry to do away with laud-
lons' sport, bat he and let Landlord and tenant have
each • cosaunea right to kill SI the ground game-
(appLeuse). The Butch said ghlt the right to the
tenant ooly notwithelandiag any agreement to the
"01,7 but he (Mr. Damn.) mid the English Noun
should jointly hays the right to destroy ground game
with the landlord, any agreement to the unitary not-
wi -(applause). Whatever Mr. Portend'
ml=lll a man nand the load he should he • la ea
_equal pennies as to greeted was with his landlord.-
tannage% sad seas b•PPGY Plaiaagatfollowed, and th• Panhenlilli wen

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CBABMOUTIL
Tana la now In the garden of the Rev. T. L.
Mt ateliers, rector of (therston, • Pear troll to hill
bloom, and another tree le the same garden has pro-
duood • moond crop of pear..
Illialtat.—On Saturday Mr. N. It. Logo, coroner,
hold en Inquest touching the death of s. Pares, •
lady of position residing with her mother at Bonet'', on
the Bridwort Road, who on Thursisy fell from es upper
window of the house isto the wort bolow--• height
of 25 feet—where • man wu cleaning horses. She
tautened such injuries sta to canoe her death shoot three
&clink ma the fallowing morning. Amoog the v 1140116
reports in circulation, one Is that observing a favourite
dog in the court, aid looking from the window, oh*
over-balsneed tumult and fell out. It appears by the
sellout* that she wa• In her night-drew, end had gone
from her own room to the one from the window of which
she fell. But being alone there was oo evidence to show
how the fall occurred, aid the jury accordingly returned
an men verdict to that offset. On Monday Om body was
ream d in a hearer to Axminster station, and sent by
tutu for interment in the family vault in Derbyshire—
tho family residence Wag Roost/II Hell, to that
county. The lady's age was 47, and she we. • slider of
Captain Pues.

OVZHISHOT.
FISL —About ten o'clock on Monday night the
villas of Overshot were greatly alarmed by hearing
C my of "Fir."
, which wee rabid on account of some
, smoke siseu to Irene from one of the bed-room window'
'of a cottage occupied by Mrs. Kooll. A crowd of
wrooris soon afteisabled to render all the assistance la
their power. Two or throe groped their way lots the
I room from abeam the smoke proceeded, and &s-
-ecreted a gsantity of linen smouldering, whirl's how-
ever, we. soon extinguished. This hew effeeted it
woe soon apparent that there woo ao hotbox stale for
alarm, as neither the cottage nor the furniture had
outshoot any Injury; and this crowd therefore soots
dispersed coosti•rably relieved. Mn. Knell bad mow
.ion to go tato the room earlier to the evening; and it
I. supposed that the ignition totrodass through a spark
droppl nt og fro the candle she

BRA ttIBTZR. LORD MARRY AT LIVIRPOOL.
Dtevnior Vuurnit Lantit,—Tbe following dory le Lord Derby hae been entertained it Liverpool by
told of an 'oddest whieh weeerred " within • handred Miro, and Corporation, in actillonled.inte" of th.
miles of Butaineter." • abort time ago • woman took Interest be has always taken in the prow rity of the
het child to the Parka thumb to be baptised. During port. His speech for the resin part ooneiet,d of a die
the ceremony the babe was very fractions and tried euelon of our commercial position acid proste'ate-
lustily. A d.y or two afterwards the district visiting " Probably," said the earl, "we are on the point of
lady called upon the mother and, when the woman reeeiv:ng a cheek" to the alarming prosperity of the
expreved her sondem that he; baby had bum so noisy, last two or three years. Our industrial onoortority has
remarked "Oh I that was the very moment when the Hated till now, or appeared to rest, up.° cheap coal,
left the child " For the credit of B cheap iron, and cheap labotoi, and now all thew, are
it should ho added that the mother telling the tale sloping out of our hinds. How shill we stud with
sold "Of course, I didn't believe any suob nonsense." ' dear eoal, dear iron, ad dear labour? Evorybod/ 064
pot the problem ; hut no one app.r,htly can NOVO it."
But Lord Derby take, the view of an optimist. "Put
It at the worst, who I. going to undersell u- it the
Americans? Why, their tiotoeomical conditions soe
the same,. eery, with this important digeranee— that
with them the labouriog man bu all the soil of a vest
continent to settle upon, and, by that Inducement, Is
constantly being drawn off from manufacturi, g employ-
meet. lilt the Continental competition that we have to
fear? But the same caw.. which oil-at labour here
affect lab-iur there also; and if you look to the other
elemente of the °mouton, the superiority of Englaud
in point of capital and of natiar.l resources remains un-
touched." Things will right themselves in tirmi. This
is Lord Derbt's ooncluidoe, the mou first ot all finding
out perhaps th it if they insist upon higher er,ges than
the market will 'toad they roust go without work, or
take themselves cif the Scene; or possibly cheaper
means of production may be Lit upon. " Who koows
even now hut thst even the coal famine may be •
blearing in di.goise, if it teaches us to burn our amok*
Instead of being compelled to swallow it, and sew-rally
to economise our supply of heat and power?' There
Is everywhere now an laminae waste of coal, in our
fire pines, in our formic. is, and In our factories, and
Lord Derby quotes the eetitnate of competent m^n to
through. the same result
auh wo hat
might
alc
bineggothtebycotuhneirbyurning of on. -half or even
two-tithe of what is actually consumed. There Is •
margin here for any amount of economy in our manu-
factures ; and with this margin open Lord Derby News
to think that we need not trouble ourselves over meek
aboet the future, even when misers, with AL • day
for eight hours' work, meet from all parts of the
country, vote themselves • further inerrant all round if
they can get it, sod go home singing the doxology.

TIM MARQUIS OP SALISBURY'S PLEA FOR
REST:

The Marquis of BallsiorY-ittonded a Oonservative
banquet at Hertford on Friday evenirg, and addressing
the meeting said be was inclined to believe that those
great solentlfio diecroveries whioh had enabled people to
turn over their capital four WM!. where Newell's.' they
only turned it over once had something more to do with
our prosperity than the leading measures of • Liberal
Government—(asters). This, however, was not the
°Nest to which be would direct their attention ; on the
contrary, it was rather to this—that 10 years of obangs
had left upon us au evil habit of looking upon organic
changes se the neosesary funelloos of Parliament. We
imagine that no sesidon toast pam but some wistful.
o`.ange must be proposed. If the you had gone by
and nobody wet despoiled—no institution ware entaahed
—we my the year wes wash d; we say it bad been •
barren semion—(much laughter end cheering.) Of
wane lite inevitable result of thought has been th.t
S great alarm has spread through many 011/1•111 In this
cenetry. They have seen the violence with which
initiate centuries old hove been destroyed in Ireland.
They have been unable to withstand the attack made
upon them in England, end they may be excused for
thinking, each of thee., that its own time is coming
next— (loud sheers.)—The oonsequencie is that we see
the country so It were broken up into hostile *saps,
the people not thinking so much of the common weal
as bow to adjust the common interest against the
attests of oat all absorbing Parliament. Now this was
not the attitude is whisk they should desire to see the
groat loterests of this country stand towards Parliament.
They should look to Parliament as the impartial whit r
of all that differsnoes—not as an instrument to carry
into effect the elasa and sectarian hatreds of those who
thanes to get a majority at the poll—(almon.) —The
sentimeat of the country and the feeling of the
people of the country wee that this heroic age in
matters of legislation should OMNI, the country
needed repose. They were asked if the Conser-
vatives would repeal the measures which
have been passed. The processes of destruction
are he their nature irrevocable. You can no
more vet on (cot SA institution that has been oast
down than you eau reins the dead. It. continuity of
oilstones hal been broke'', the traditions which also
around it are discipsted. It might be in the power of
fat ire Perliamonte in aortae degree to retair the evil,
but they never sae meal the past The policy they
ought to pursue was to return to the path. of °ensile-
tory legial.tiou (oheer.). If • great @hangs Is needed,
surely It is not too much to ask that yea shall welt
until you have persuaded the great mass of the country
that Oh', change is needed, and not carry it by force of
coereive legislation. It is • pr.otioe of using the insi-Jsiti
for the parpoes of forting legislation before it ha, been
thotoughly dimmed which has created the distrust
that floo*ralle prevent. Bo' there is plenty for Paris-
ment to do. There are plenty of measure, on the
principle of which evcryb is agreed whieh are only
waiting for Parliament to bud time to deal with them,
and on which Plifiil.ll3•ol may fily decree the details,
but which will not wave behind theca any bittarnesi or
sting. The evil of our tyarem of heroic legislation is
the. lf you waited until discusslou and controversy
and the gradual pr,esure of evidence bed converted
men's minds to the oeoessity of an organio change, it
would then be earrbd on the rart of those who
succeeded wild-out rest ntmeot on the part of tic:en who
bad to yttli. The evil of the peewit system of refo co
—II reform jibe—is that it i0411r• bohind it bitt wly
resentful elan shiest may remain for peered ,00nt-nted
with your institutioec Ho did not dits,uto the
nocerelty of ref- rm., but surely the body pOillis I. not
SO
corrupt that any more of this volerit surgi ry I.
necessary—(lond dieser). It me; be nrosssary at tams
to out out gangrenes, to amputate mortified limbs; but
that is • prose., which cannot go on for ewer. The body
patina, DO more than the body ma'am), would live ici
regime a amputations. Now that laths mission which
it appears to me tire Conservetives have in this
emulate!. Don't let them to tabled by being told their
inlacion ia to repeal the legislation which has been
passel, or that they have no polio, of organic
ehenges to propose. Their mission is one of con-
ciliation, to interest on Parliament tho 'nose-
city of proceeding with its work without leaving
at every step it took • bitter resentment to dodge its
footetept. There may be tome doubt no to what the
results of the next election will be upon the position of
Ministries. But he did not regard the question as one
of this first insportence. lilt be that we are to have a
strong Government he wished it may be • Oeueervetlyie
Governmeert, Out if we are to have • weak Government,
he hoped it would be a Liberal Government. It might
not be in their power to drive this Ministry from eMoe,
but they might be able to draw its teeth and clip its
claws. Though there ere better Wags we can imagine,
yet after all, • toothless Liberal Government was not no
bad • thing. It does this—it ensues that Parilucitut
shield be too divided to give its attention to proj rots of
reeolationary innovation, and binds Over tbe liberal
loaders is heavy securities not to agitate—(cheers.)
Let us get • Conservative Misistry if we oan ; bat if
we cannot, let as remember that the first thing to do is
to isfiterse• the einipooltion of the Howe of Commons.
We have to provide for the safety and stron.th of the
trouetry at a moment of no common crisis and danger.
We are thirestesed la Ireland wills • large majority of
Homo Rulers, that is to say, of persona pledged to
demand the disintegration of the empire ; and he hoped
the demand would be met by the prompt coalition of
every Eaglish party to repel it W• have by the side
of us ocantries to • state of continued effervseeetme ;
those revolutionary movements may ant upon our own
smeary, and plunge no into national differeeoes and
war. In snob • time, we must not think of pommel
ambition or party claim. In such an event as hal been
referred to, via, of as; large portion' of the present
Liberal party desiring to re-ease the pert) structure
and mdzsw the peaty line, he trusted that no personal
eoeskierations would Mader inch a blessed consamma.
Mao, Our duty is to provide that every interest shall
be allowed to rest in pawns, secure from kgislative
sad to Impose • trues upon those perpetual
at▪
tests on dawns and institution, and interests, which
are fatal to the union, the pease, and the prosperity of
the seuntry—(load Miters

Tosswiskan Zimmermao,
wises* will wee proved in 1840, ampompenied the dire°.
Moos for Übe funeral, In tees they were not carried out,
with lemethlai Uke • threat. In his will bossy., "No
f=le to attesid my corpse to the grave, nos is any
bell to be meg, and my desire is to be buried
plainly, but in • dewing manner ; and, if this be not
domi, I will seine again—that is to say, If I ma." The
Camden; Dowager of Sandwich, in her will, written by
herself at Me age of 80, proved In November, 1862,
4:meow bar "wish to be buried dismally and quietly—
se laudanum's frauds or *beating, no souls, hatbands,
or nomeoae." Mrs. Kitty Jookya Bloke, Readiag,
although evideetly possessed of enfilidoet means,
appears by her will, proved In April 1870, to bare home
eery giaxteas that ono part at least of the expenses
attending her funeral should be k..pt as low as possible.
Altair tallies she is to be place I first in a leaden and
than In • wooden coffin, she provides that if "I die
away from Brenham. I wish my remains, after being
dely plated in the proper coffins, to he enclosed in a
plain deal box so that no one may know the contents,
and oonveyed by a goodi train to Poole, which will °oat
no more than any oth,r packsgi of the same weight;
from Poole Station said box to be conveyed in a cart to
Bratiksome Tower." The coutrivanee of eaudina her
remains in a plain deal box by a goods train, so that it
will °At no more than any other psok.ge of the memo
weight, sod "said box" afterwards to be conveyed in a
oars, bound. rather oddly I. connection with the digni-
fied 0.010 of it. deethastiou, Brahltsocuo Tower. Mr,.
Rending awns to Lave oonsideto I the dotes of her
funeral with mush minuteneee ; among other thine', she
statoa "the mining way to convey my ooffiu out of tLe
how* will be to take tie window out of the dining-
room." Som. pooch—we do hot know wboth,r they
wind' rather not dire—oertatoly would rather not be
buried. Mr. J. L Oreffulhe, of Who:theater-street and
Corokill, merchant, who.* will was proved in October,
1867, thus direct. as to the diapo.al of his body :—" I
do not wish to be buried. 1 erjdn my nephews to
coons my body to be embalmed and pieced in a coffin,
the top of which shall be glas 4 and not nail, d do•o, so
that tho body be not deprived eith.r of air or daylight.
Buheconently to clause it to be burnt, if that can be
legally done." It could not be from • motive of
economy, as the personal property in F.ngland was
sworn under ball a million sterling, and be left 40J,000f.
to be laid out in works of beneficeocos and charity. Mr.
William Kensett, by Lk will, provi-d in October, 1851,
seems to bare been of the same opinion as tbe to.mhers
of • reeently.fornod eldb, who bad pledged theussol wee,
for sanitary reasons, to have thole bedioit burnt at their
deaths, for he recites that, " bellowing fa the impoliey
of intorriog this dead amid this living, and as an example
to others, I Rive my body, four tiny, after death, to the
directors of the imperial Gse Company, Loodoe, to be
slimed in one a their retorts awl consumed to &ghee,
and that they will be paid ten pounds by my exeentors
for the trouble this act will Impose on them in so doing.
Should • defenee of fenatioism and superstition prima
their granting this my ri cutest, theo my execrators
must submit to bave my remelt,' batted, in the plain. st
manner possible, ia my Ism ly grave in St. John s-wisod
Oessetery, to assist in poisoning the living in that neigh-
bouebood." Omeerally, the °anon& wills are home mad*.
The will of Mi. tamed was made by • solicitor.—
Illisindad Lodi. Nam

Tin 0011/1111110NAL.
' Thri Sp bound to do oortala thug,. What Is hi
bound to o ?—(n votes "Obey the la.. laughter. and
'indite...) Ile is bound to do theme thug. in pad ih. He
I. bound to administer the merameut ef ka in bound
to hear eonfemion—(crles of "N.. no, " tune," and .n out.
beret of Mating far louder than any bdore).—drendeaeon
Denims al 8414 Me/eh COVetee.
It wan otto lovely morning, about hall-peat eight or Mee.
That there mt within hi. vestry • young Puseylie Divine •
He wan decked out in hi. robe., and wian waiting to widen;
Errant memben 04 Al. dock who might have got into • mem.
Forthwith • dermal entered with • imptlvaUng gram
SIOO • Nighty chignon, and • veil upon her hos ;
She knelt her down full roreroolly, and crossed her Illy hand.
' While ho bent no lowly o'er her that her forehead touched his
band.

My Daughter," said the prison (altho' ho was but twenty-
f
And .ho' woo .eventeon at (east, perhspe • tries more).
" What bring. thee out it, early to my sacerdotal isvee
Furl Mould Out think that thou couldal Imre a ODO•cieDC•
very booty."
Theo, in • voice as liquid as the echo of • Mail.
tier harnakes penman'. did Me pr0m...1 to toil;
And the Fanuu bout the dorm, that th• better be might he.:,
%lieu ho Lit • etrango sanmtion—a munition very queer.
"Oh holy fathom." mid the maid. Ido not mein to Joke ye,
But ita Very much upon toy mind thsA Frit so load of Croquet;
Lult night we had • party, and I played upon the lawn,
Not only ail the ay.:11110g but by moonlight up to dawn."
I.li "mid his Reverence, "my child, Indeed you mom it
atrimm,
Rut 111 not limp..., • ponance, though It certainly was wrong ;
Peddle Its highly prulveblo • Mod o rub and P. it
Will inset with Its own punishment in an Wounding cold."
What nem I'-o" W there's • picnic in • moot romantic
epee&
And 1 candidly acknowledge lbat I'd rather go than not ;
And I want to hove pormiselon, Moukl your Reverence think
At,
Anthem% be eome nice young men there, Jim( to dirt • Ilttlo
bit r

" My daughter," said the young Dlrno, with sanctity
profound.
"It 1.14111, to me that's treading upon rather Nall= ground;
But I give my leave will he. memo because I a= myself
invird there, and hope to meet • certhin fairy elf.
"IU keep an eye upon you, ler you orno to any harm,
Bo don't forget to fly to me upon the least alarm;
For all yiiu have to dot, to whisper In my ear,
And 11l win set the matter right.,—= go, and never fear,"
Bo they met at that mar Pio-ale, and the tiay was at an end,
When the damsel with an anxious facie sought out her reversed
friend ;
dser," she cried " Utat red-balred man, that portly
moo In Mack,
All of • sudden • popped' to sse—lt took me quite shank.
" I =A net lies, It ereerd so rode, oat right to my him
Bo I only blushed, and hung my head, and looked soother
war.
But as I answered nothing, I Ow he thought me PI
And took my slime, for comsat—how can I get rellsondisdir
" My der," rep/led tho monitor, in dulcet monotones.
" By all more throw him overboard, that red-roofed 14.
Jones ;
And put me in his place, ii you think that I rail do,
For I 'mars' my purpose her, was but to meet with you.
The lady bitabed a emceed Ume, rejoiced at an escape
That came so usexpectedly and In so nice a raw ;
Boeing no nerd to hesitate. the just looked up and sighed,
And the pretty little porter =mums her Pastor's Bride:

RAPID Pa/MAGE or TIM 8.8. "ADRIATIO."—The
White Star United States mall steamer " Adrian,"
which left New York on Saturdoy for Liverpool, made
I very oink run on her outward passage, which is
second only to that performed by the semi vessel In
May, 1872, on which mansion her time from Bothe's
Point to Sandy Hook was 7 days 23 homes and 17
minuted' mra time. On this occasion she did the
voyage in 8 days 4 hoar' and 22 minutes MILD um*.
firtraceox on Coseteatos.-11r. BPu
preaching at Bradford lan week, referred to theerarj:e%
of sonfmaiss, and said be had seen • osteedat ia which
boys and girls were 'mislaid, when confessing, to speak
boldly of their faults; sad the girls especially were
Instructed not to be bask ward in onefeseng their im-
modest thoughts end speeches to the priest He added
God save our wintry from this earth. He would
wooer see a foreign seamy in the lead. Be •
ministers of the Gospel to speak right out agate=
evil. Everywhere the signs of the times were dark
and dreary. Infidelity ins rampant, and superstition
went side by side with It, but they shoeld not be
afraid ; God will strengthen His people, and oeme 6o
their help."
&NALL OILUT le •
trite remark that It is tinter to begin he a small way,
sod enlarge In • steady ad heelthy =miner, than te
attempt too mach and fall. But trite as ti remark
Is, it been the impress of truth. We are Wight in
Holy Writ that the bumble shall be exalted. No
matter how small the beginning, U theft is reel worth
at bottom, the remelts is all that man be hoped for. Let
the history of Holloway's celebrated and Glatmeat
Illustrate the point. In an obscure itreet In London,
he sionneoced the maafainure of his Pills. lie mixed
the le gradients and rolled the Pills with his own hands.
Their eel, at first was small, but esthete alien, became
known It increased, at first slowly, then more rapidly,
until now the demand for them has biome so great
that the iron mumble of the at. am Eng-liens °allied into
requisition to grind up and mix enough to supply the
banning calls tor them—calla which once from all
parte of the world. This success, which has
rendered Holloway famine, is well deserved,
as thousands of grateful hearts In every
nook and corner of the globe will heartily gest.
In no part, however, are they more justly appretted
I than in ti,uth and Central America where their axe.
prebensivenen, as well aeth• strength or their remedial
properthe, have been meet severely tried. Where
woo r sito enthroned among the Andes, where torrid
summer evokes Waren sod death from the marshes near
the asset, and where eternal spring beautifies the table-
lands th. y have been adruiniatered with reined aid
invariable sun es to ell el oen, °clouts, and condition..
To the superfici.l thinks', it seems inexplicable that
the same medicine should cure dhows inlet bear no
saciplarity to each other. We believe, however, that •
wound philoaop foal reason has been given for the
phenomenon. Symptoms differ, but they are the dice
of disease, not its conic The cause, it is argued, is •
morbid and poleocous principle in the blood, which may
be of greater or leas intensity, bet is always the saran in
its nature, and therefore always sontrollable by the
same means. The great diffiealty was to disoover and
prepare the true remedy—a dillicalty which Holloway
has surmounted. If this is not the ratioxale of the
cures cosomplished by his Pills acid Ointment, let the
faculty give us a better. We are indifferent as to
what theory may be adopted in explanation, so crag as
the felts themselves remaintualtaken.—Breat/ya
Boaocipalor.
Tun Glue or JIMICIT.—You may see more beauti-
ful girls on one summer's day in Jersey than you have
known daring the whole of a crowded London wee;
Perhipe it is the wonderful air of the Island that gives
to them that exqulaile Purity of oomplexion, that soft
yet healthy bloom, whisk distinguishes them so remark-
ably. They also have for the most part, magallicest
hair and eyes, and good features. Few of thee girls
are born In Jersey; they have, for the most pert,
settled in the island fer some years, aid lee prettiest
of them tame from Baglared. These Umbels are by no
means slow, but hardly as feet as their Gurney
sisters, who are not really so good-looking. It is always
the plainest women who flirt the most recklessly. This
Jersey girls marry off very rapidly, but net always
well. It Is rare to hear of • really good wealthy
marriage, but it is quite esrtaln that when ens of tie
wise virgins of the bland gees • Alines el matrimeey,
she seldom refuses it. The seen who go there have
unusually warm hearts aid light pockets, se that
matrimony is often swayed on such magnificent same
as two or three hundred • year. They will many •
deltas with • smiling countenuse; but U you wish
loses • proud and triunphaat bearing, behold • Jersey
girl sal to the altar within ogler I • few oat of
every regiment are "aught and loads Benedict; and
there he great rejoicing over the treasure. They all
have • peewee, infatuoted, sad thoroughly feminine
loco for • &wrist goat, esteeming the falthlthe tittle
finger of an °Skier more them the whole body of • vir-
tuous cdtiseo. "0, qua fame Is militate* I' Where
have not Eve's daughter stag it, and will they ever
emu to do so? Ills very amusing boss, the way lows
&Bain are managed over there, An taw, let u say,
elute some pretty girl whom he particularly admires,
dances with her, walks with her, ekes her to Si,
ltinton's and, If he is of • godly turn of mind, sits
beside her, —if not be awaits her at the door with
other tholes spirit; and takes her hose.; buys her
flowers as long as his puns will hold out, and, to all
appearance, they are mimed, when suddenly • sew
actor appeals upon the usu. Perhaps it is • new
lover for the girl with a little money (the alter lea
none), or • young lady loath within the redcoat's ken
with a moderate fortune or lovelier lass; any way, the
spell is broken. One, two, three, and away I the couple
who till to-day hays been lassperebe are &votes& and
see or the *thee in due time Is married or jilted; but
they do not break their hearth and whether It Is
Corydon who is left behind or Pbiliis, that on. does sot
sit by the river-side thumping • guitar, but Is ready
for " badness" when an opportunity tares up. Ills a
sorban eat-out from the list to last, as sees by Tagil&
eyes. Every girl who is not eery parliselar has her
regular "spoon," her mats property, with whom she
takes the air, arades at tea-fights and fhwerehows,
the theatre, promenades, and shorell, and uses 'seer-
ally as an object with width to inspire envy In the
breasts of those UnWilla virgins who have neglected to
secure such furniture to their own especial use. These
last are seen beeely stalklug with younger sister; or,
O ignominy I actually hiding under the shadow of
their mothers' wings. But that is a rare eight indeed,
for it is • urea. fact that Jersey puska and mammas
are oonspleuous by their &teepee ; and although we are
bound to believe they exl.t somewhere still one Ia
tempted to 'hick they arie covered up like the satin
chairs in a "p " "drawing-room, and only visible
on state occasions. I have seen them at balls sitting in
virtuous ranks against the wall, patient martyrs, sighing
for the aupeeme hour for supper, hut never with their
daughters b side them, unless the latter were h pelese
wall-Sowers: Jersey is great in scandal ; five o'clock
tea hi the hour most sacred to Its rites. This Island is
not lib. ral in iis entertainment; bat • banquet of thin
brea ..and.hutter and rather weak tea is spread at some
hi ince or other all the week through, and any friend
can go who liken. Theo a reputation is sworn away
between lips of tithes, and the latest elopemeote,
nemeses, and matrimonial nommen are oritioall7
discussed. Notes are compared about Miss Nobody s
paint; it is decided to a day when Captain Somebody
and Mrs. Anytawly are going to elope; and it is related
bow and why Mr. Blank threw over Mlles Dash, haring
positively refused her bead three times, and may
stories follow which it would 11l become me to repeat.
lint then no one has icy character in Jersey ; it was
talked to shreds long ego; and as everybody Is In the
nine plight it would be ridiculous to complain of •
common 11l Balgrarie
HOLLOWAY'S ourrusert CYO PlLlA.—Disorders of
the /Arca/ and Cheet.—Wboover has ones made trial of
thee* invaluable remedies can truthfully beer testimony
to their astonishing efficacy, their curative and
preservative powers, against the many maladies of
winter. The ()tetra. lit rubbed on the chest, eats most
beneficially In &resells's inflammation, irritation con-
gestion, end all pectoral complaints In tiloarated sore
throats, cilphther ia, u nips, quinsy, and similar ail meats,
the Ointment should be well rubbed 111.41 the throat
and summit of the sheet at least twins • day, while the
Pills see token internally, according to the plainly
printed dirs4ings. Holloway's remedies isonstitate In
themselves a perfect wel•turd 'gales% most diseases
depeadiest apes .baagaabie or bteleeseet weetben
They ceeesteraft tie swarm of Meow