The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1880-10-05 00:00:00

(Prom Ure Reenta)

There is a• reestry lii tbe weld save leaked whore a
handful of Olty busyboliss would be aimed le disfigure
ths thoroughfares block the trail,. sad interiors with the
comfort .4th. pehtic Aflor ran Of patient drURIII49. WO
got rid of Tamils Bar. sad sow that beautiful, irrsopoosi•
Me Joe& Dews Parlieseat of eitlasse called ths Corpora-
tes la rester a worse ohetreetke thee over right I. the
metre of lb. roadway. Boras the seorstrous eke of
Imbecility eau be stopped. While they ars alrret it tie
Osrporstios shooed be thorough. Harter set a bugs
seeks is ths saddle of tie reed. they might ham a
rhea seen tho street fest Mob Neagh to out a tits
heels of the drivers This would be quit. is keseler with
a memorial of Taupe Bev beams heeds were often sees
ewe as th* top of It. Tire they Welt recta see
right down Viseteireet, with roots for out, en rebid* si
ethos The he to be delved from driver resod sad
rased to lad the outlet whet you were Is. hurry to cake
your trek would be lemma

The Most dull-mason steer 1... American ores, anent
Ws 'employment of the hank as • thierapestie agent. Dr.
S. A. Finite% pahlishes it in an Itenmican medical paper,
and the British Milliio/1 APWIII.I repebildess it Her. Is
Dr. FrancWs socenent of Um allele. sammariasd :--"Banwe
few yaws sines, I wee anaimoned In haste to attend • lady
who was raid to his dying. She was odes organisation
that eau be best described as delicate sad intense. She
moreover, had =Ms up her mind to die, and gracefully
hat firmly opposed every effort on my part to relieve her.
Something hod to he done and at ones. Having attended
his some time before throng,' • dangerous attack of
typhoid fever, I had remarked the blab order of her
calibrated mind, her quick appreciation of anything
original. novel, or interestior, bar boys of music, and
her keen minas of the A liemiona fin, hastening home.
I seiswil me banjo and returned to her bedside, where
her a totrrel parents and vr•eolne attendant, were
gathered in solemn awn, I cunmenced, .t once, one of
them ludicrous Dagen melodies, with a raid octopi-
puissant. whom song and music combined in olden times
to roues the Mare from despondency and exhilarate the
aged and infirm. The affect was magical. For three
nights end a great 'ratios of theirs days I remained at
the house, playing and singing, thereby keeping her mind
from feeding on itself. and preventing that exhati4,ng
introsportfon el baneful to the nick. At any boar, nicht
or day, that she was taken tritti what an Irish attendant
so tamely 'tried se 'strong weakness.' I repaired to the
tedsid.', and with father and moth.,.. chorus, IlitA be,
out of here-U. raateelty woe came. then cheerfulaeri,
the. tottioilia4elt. Snell) &Poeta.. an. mcom.d tratienty
and consel'isiv, and I. now is the enjoyment of perfect
health. N, foe was high, but was pshi with gratitnds.'
The chorale by ths "'wombed parents and weeping attend-
ants" must bars been • ludicrous sight indeed.

(From Punch.)
THE Rem. Strarrrrora rot Burrsa.--Iftinger.
Hamm —How to convert a Convervative into a Liberal.
—Try the reform-a• Tory system
“LIIIALL 8v Digoages."—" Mayn't 'm I have e m
sugar in my tea, Aunt Beau r "Why, you'veal
three r " Yes ; but they malt away ear
THU nurrie Caeirt"—Preceptor (after a lecture).
" Now what are the principal things that are obtained
from the earth r Pupil (and " disdple of Task Walton"):
" Worms, sir r (Loses fifty marks).
COURTSHIP TO Ili ATOIDED.—Coo!Hy Courtship.
" Some° Oaain.• "What's the charge.
Sergeant!' Sergeant," This time its drunkatenn, sir.
But this maa is the most trooblesome fellow in the
regimeot, sir. He ions out when he likes, and comes in
when he likes, and gets drunk when he likes—in fact he
relight be. balkerlt'
MUSIC ARO DAIRCISIO.—Ths European Concert seems
likely Wend with • Breakdown.