The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1880-12-28 00:00:00

Pray tell ma when is Christianity I
Transpose the letters: it's in charity.

Coleridge, so celebrated as a talker, could scarcely be
r raised for colloquial or conversational qualities, or for
table talk,' as his goad bad usually to listen to dogmatic
monologues, In his younger days he had been a preacher
of some sort, and in the pulpit had the speaking all to
himself. "Did you ever hear me preach " he one day
said to Charles Lamb. " I never heard you do anything,
else," was the reply.

A Suoirr MISTAXL—Enter Jones the Magnificent, with
Stranger, "A little surprise for you, Mrs. J. I Let me
Introduo; Mr. Wiggins whom I have persuaded to talus
his chants, and come and try poteluak with no: and I
hope you won't starve him, eh ! my love." Mrs. Jones
(curtseying) : "There, no fear of that, Mr. Wiggins I
got my husband's telegram in time r
"Ds Mininis."—Old Gentleman (musical): Have you
any plane-tree wood r Timber Merchant (whose hopes
are raised in anticipation of a good order them hard
times): "Yes, Sir—pray walk in, Sir—as line a stock as
any in town, Sir. Would you prefer it in the plank or in
the—ah—tog r Old Gentlemen: "Oh. thank)', I'm not
particular. I want a bit for a fiddle-bridge I

"Mr. Johnstone in his Chemistry of Common Life
pointed out that Cocoa had long reached the consumer
with too much of Its own fat, or loaded with a variety
of farinaceous substances, producing a soup rather than
a beverage. The Cocoa bean affords admirable
nutritive flesh forming qualities, and staying power.
In Cadbury's Cocoa Essence these are retained and
coaceatrotak providing an exhilarating infusion, not a
starchy soup. " MIMEOS to liousaltoiders.
FITS. —EPILEPSY OR FALLINGSICENENA.—SENEIATIONS,
GIDDINESS, Plasm —A certain method of cure has
been discovered for these distressing complaints, by a
Physician who is desirous that all sufferers may
benefit from this providential discovery. It will cure
the most hopeless case after all other means have been
tried. Full particulars will be sent by psoskiree of
charge. Address. —Ma. WILLIAMS, 10, Oxford Terrace,
Hyde Park, London.
DAT. SON. a HEWITT'S 3A310011 FLUID Aim BED
DIEDCW —The Osamu Fluid, the Kiropanu remedy for
Diarrhoea in Were and Sheep and tor &ilia in Horses.
Ma Red Drench, for Chinn ravera. Badwater. and
Garnet in C 0.., and for all palm and indamination In
Ewes in difficult Lambing.-22, Doesstntrest, Baker-
street, London. W.

TOURISTS AND Te.svm.gns, ladies rinking, wiag the
seaside, or otherwisexcLesed to the scorching rays of the
sun and heated • of dust, will find Rowlands'
Kaiydor most cooling aad refrtehing for the face, hands,
and arm, ; it eradicates sunburn, tan, freckles, dic., allays
the pain and irritation caused by mosquito aad gnat bit
and preduose a beautiful and delicate complexion.
In two etas. Rowlands' Mecums Oil prevents the hair
falling off during hot weather. Rowlands Odonto
whitens the teeth. Sold by chemists, perfumes, and
hairdressers. Buy only Rowlands articles.

111110.4ir AMCTIONS AND HOAIISNA w.-AU suffering
from irritation of the throat and hoarsening will be
agree-
ably surprised at the almost immediate relief afforded by
the use of "Brown's Bronchial Trochee.* Thew famous
" lozenges" are now sold by most respectable chemists in
this country at l& li(d. per box. People troubled with •
" hacking conk," • " slight odd," or bronchial
cannot try then too soon, as similar troubles, tr=
to MIMS% result in serious Pulmonary and Asthmatic
effecticint Bee that the words " Brown's Bronchial
Troches" are on the Government Stamp around sack box.
—Prepared by Joan L Baowx and Boos, Boston, United
Stalin European depot, removed to 33, Parringdon-
read, London.
Tar TOUR Witiciirr I—Hydroleine (Hydrated Oil) has
proved of the highest value as • food in cennuaption and
all wasting diseases, invariably producing increase Is flesh
and weight This preparation of Hydrated Cod Liver Oil
Is tonic, digestive, and ten tirade more nourishing, as well
as far mere pleasant to teats, than plain cod liver oil.
Hydroleine will nourish and produce increase of weight in
them CMOS where oils or fat, not so treated, are difficult or
Impossible to digest AU tendency to emaciation and lees
of weight is arrested by the use of Hydrokine. Of all
Chemists, 4s. 6d.—New depot, 33, Farringdonixed,
London. Pamphlet free.

Watueueol Beauty's Psnis Stun. The narked
qMty et this laundry blue over all others, and the
preciation otitis merits by the public, have been
by the usual malts, vie., • flood of Imitations;
the merit at the latter insinly coolants in the ingenuity
exerted, not Amply in Imitating the Kluane shape, but
the gmwal appearance of the resemble
rhaatinA the genuine article. The ilnaTePjaTturers beg
therefore to caution ill buyers to see " Rackitt's Paris
Blue" en each packet.

71.011111N1 I—Foe rern mere AND Bazars .—k few drops
a/ the liquid " winkled on a wet toothbrush pro-
duces • pleasant Whet, whkdlthoroughly cleanses the teeth
Irma all parasites or tominrildes, hard's. Um gums, prevents
tarter, stops decay, gives to the tomb • peculiar
whiteness, sad • dofliMtful fragranoe to ths bream
naumes MI unpleasaat odour arising fawn decayed Meth or
tobacco sneaks. "Th. ingraat 11/lorillas," being composed
In part of honey and sweet herbs, Ii deiliolons to the lasts
and Ms peatest toike dbmovsm of the age. Prim to 6d, of
_ sll and perfumers. Wholesale depot removed to
Farrlngdon-mad, Imam.

ADTICII TO MOTIMiII I—Are you broken In your rest by
• sick child authoring will the pain et cutting teeth! Go at
owe to • chemist and get • bottle of Mn. WIJOILOW'S
Sonimine Briar. It will relieve the poor mien, louse&
Moly. Is is perfectly liannieweEnd pleasant to the tests, It
produces natural quiet skip, by the child free
vain. and a. little Meath • "as bright usa buttes.'
IS soothes the child, it softens the gums, allays all /BIN
Mimi wind, legislates the bowels, and is lb. best knows
remedy for dreestery and diarrhoea, whether &Haute from
teething or other mums. Hrs. Windows lloothiag.
Syrup is sold by Medi/is' dealers everywhere at ls. lid
Per bOtU
VkLOILSLIt Diaconate rot nu HAIL—II your hair is
turning grsy or white, or falling 01, use "The Mexican
Hair Renewer," far it Mil peeirimip resters M
• or Whim heir to Gs original colour, without
be disagreeable smell of most " Reekeers." It makes
the hair chorminglyc=kee well as promoting the
=al the heir on bad where the glands are not
Ask
_year for " Ti. Maxima 11.4111
al111111114" Oad by Chemists and Perfumers everywhere
at 3a dd. Per bottle. Wholessle depot removed is 33.
Farriesidon-road, London.

HOLLOWAT'S OINTNUT LIM PILLS.--0011111M1 for the
delicate.—Thass to wham the changeable temperature is a
protracted period of trial should seek the earthed
oportanity of removing ell obstacles to good health. This
the ointment psneveringly rubbed upm the akin, ill
Ise most reliable remedy for overooming all dimmer of the
throat and r.hast. Diphtheria, relaxed tomtit sore throat,
'woollen glands, ordinary catarrh, and bronchitis, usually
:5 at this season, may be arrested as soon as
, end every symptom banished by Hollowm's
lam&astd elleotive trestansaL This Ointment and PM
are commended for the fasility with which they
succamfully contend with Miasma ; they whey is an
Incredibly short time the distraing Woe sea teto
cough.