The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1868-05-19 00:00:00

fgarkets.

At Msrk-Lane the present forcing weather has had so
much influence that only a " hand to mouth" trade has
been done. No sensible decline of prices has, however.
ensued.—At the cattle market, with • abort supply on
Friday, tr cle was more active. An average supply of
sheep has kept prieee at previous quotations. Lambe
we, lower in price on Friday, and calves are • slow
sale, excepting choice qualities.—A large reduction has
taken place in the price of potato., the beat of the
weather and large arrivals of foreign being the outset.—
Wool is cheaper, where there has been any alteration.

CURRENT PRICER OF NGLISH GRAIN.
Per Clr• tor Qr.
&WI, Kent, red, ... —to Scotch. potato l2O
" Ditto. new 06 to 71 Irleh, black t. 20
" Illtto,white,... —to " white 13 to 32
" Ditto. new, .20 toll
Norfolk and
Ltntf1r0d.........6)t071
rod.........6)t071
"Ditto,flow to ••
Malting
Dtotilliop
••.
Grinding •••
Id ALT.
•

Tie • 41 to 46
Harrow 44 to 17
Pigeon .. ... 40 lo 57

... 33 to 37

0r47 18 to 45
Mnpto, 46 to 48
Whitt ... 45 to 48

Reese. Neriefk:—Rad
Suffolk ... OS to TS
hippie., and Were SD to 75
ITO.

Enelleh aprlnT":„ —to
Winter do. .., —to

FLOOR.
Town made. per ISO
11,0
(*.toehold...
Country
Norfolk and Suffolk

OATS.

Entlisla,
Scolch,PLed 93 to II

ox•ship ----
49 toll

IMPERIAL COI

IRE AVERAGES.

Wheat.

Varieties.

Al hienuous CASA& •The iheriff.
Disso'Nina Views —Mr. Disroeli's
0111111111 or LiSAVITT.—A judge in court.
Commasanno PlSlllela —The Hone Guard
A WOMAN'S CAOS3 TOM ALL /MA ACTIOSM.—Be-csass.
Isrsausrtiot ro AXIIQUARLIS.—The oldest cup on
record: Th. hic-cap.

_
A BORE is a fellow who keeps talking to you about
Maud, when you want to talk to hue about yosiree/t

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CONDENISID MIMIUSILAH.—The Rev. Th. Chimin
says that a man living amid the isetivities a the nine-
teenth century is a condensed Methuselah.

" Winn I first married my wife," said a fond husband,
"I loved bar eo much that I could have eaten her ; and
now," be added, with a sigh, "I wish to heaven I had."

A Comegoricur Y•riten has cleared hie house of rats
by estehing one and dipping him in red paint. He then
lot him loose, and the other rats, not liking his looks,
left immediately.
Torrirro Arneriois.—A convenient way of tenting
the affections of your intended ill to marry another
' woman. If she don't love you, you will Bud it out ini•
mediately.
WHIM an acquaintance says, "How an our and
rushes by you without waiting for a reply, if I was in
your plaoe, I wouldn't follow him more than • mile to
tell him I was well.
BLINDIUN'S Burr is supposed to Come nearer to
genuine human eympathy than any other amusement
known to the children of men, because it LI a fellow
feeling for a fillow-ereatore.

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A rl/1.111311 Wit says that the gibbet is • species of
flattery to the human rape. Three or four persons are
bang from time to time for the purpose of making tb•
rest believe they are virtaosa.

Sion•—When you me • young man and woman
walking down the street, leaning against each other
like a pair of badly-m.4)6.d oxen, it is • pretty good
sign that they are bent on consolidation.

BAUM:P.Or Tail DVSTlTOTl.—Beggszwoona : "Please,
r. gieg gig g inimy to keep ma from starving r-
Gent : "Can't stop--in a groat hem ; I've got to mak*
a speech at the Soeiety for the Rolla of the Destitute.*

A Czcznaarka Lawrill ones said that the three most
troublesome clienti be ewer had were . young lady who
wanted to be married, • married woman who wanted •
divoroe, and an old lady who didn't know what she

Klemm—lt is said that kisses, like the tastes of
philosopher., vary. Some .re as hot as a coal of fire,
some as sweet as honey. soros es milk, some as tasteless
a. long drawn soda. Stolen kisses have more nutmeg
andlcream than any other sort, and are oonietoently the
most enjoyable of all.

Joen Mumma digoonnes on emu-nuts, and sae:
"Tha gin u a negro's bead dot, with a great deal of
skull to them. A kokernut, after it hag bee. akalpt,
mumbles an old ten.plo tau, only • little more round
one way than Coda..."