The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1859-12-06 00:00:00

Faricties.

It is a good rule always to back your friends and face
your enemies.
Isn't it rather an odd feet in natural history that the
softest water is caught when it rains hard?
We wonder that among all the titles bestowed upon
the moon, none of her poetical admirers have ever spok-
en of her as her serene highness.
Scandal is fed by as many streams as the Nile and
there is often as much difficulty in tracing it to its
source. .

The man who got the last word in disputing with a
woman, has advertised to whistle for a wager against a
locomotive.

A sweet and tender young woman is loved by both
Chrigtians and South Sea Islanders—by the former as
something to marry, and by the latter as something to
caL

A regular physician being sent for by a quack doctor,
expresumi his surprise at being called in on an occasion ap-
parently trilling.—" Not so telling, my good sir," re-
plied the quack; "for to tell you tb. trails, I hare by
mistake taken some of my own pills."

BANK RU PIS.
(From the London Gagette of Tuesday.)

Samuel Welldon, Manes, Cambridgeshire, inachinist.
John Ronald Lyon, Cambridge, brewer.
Henry Johnson, Spenser-road, Stoke Newingtosszreen,
and St. Jionea's-walk, Clarkenwell.cloes, builder.
Abraham Cross, Wed Bromwich, ironfounder.
William Dupe, jun., Birmingham, coach and harness
furniture maker.
John Cartwright, Dunston, Linconshire, corn raw.
chant..
James Lomax, Bolton, tailor.
(From Um Laudon Gazatte of Friday).

Wllimn Henry Knight, Powell-street, Knight-squire
St. Lake's, watch tool dealer.
John Robert Pitch, Hattoniarika, jeweller.
Thomas Devise, St. John-street, Clerksnwell, cow.

keeper.
Nathaniel Yorrish, Shaftesbury, Dorsetahire, fanner.
Williams Smith, Tabernacle-row, Tbasbaseg, eszpester.
hese White, Nwadii, ironmonger.
Robert Thomas Coaling, Princes-road, Lambeth, tenni.
bus proprietor.
John and Thomas Craven, Bothwell, Yorkshire, gins
makers. - _

WilHAM—Amain Wilson, Bt. Lameahirs, dour.
dealer.
Junes Fell, Over Damen, Lan/main, usaaufactarer.

Ds. Locoor's Semiotic Wsrese.—Extract of • leiter from
.▪ 1. Proud. Chemist, Doirchester. Clentlanek—Havier
just received the following. I big to bend It to yeti, ma a fur-
ther proof of the excellence of Dr. Loaner. Subsonic Wafers,
which are generally spoken of in this neighbourhood in mom
of the hirbat nommendatioe. • radioman, a dergynesa,,
called on me this afternooo, and soprani"' himself with much
of the deckled benefit his sister bee received from the
rola:: She bad been for some years the subject of • most
distrasing cough. The remedies usually toyed by ebs Fr,
feedon bad
were resortedn
tales. Still o:sol.srceettedo.i.a.msainginviikesadsiordingtavoniosha
ownerpome ogb,
ow :tdiwoudrous
but on tiling your preparation, Dr. Locock's Wailers, bank
vas aimed instantly derived, end by • lute ,tee -
ance, the cough, which we. Wore distamingty
• perfeady eared. I am, Gentisums, LIM Taime."To
:Vera and putt Leih:Lstliery are iristadile bar eis.....mins
They a
mete. Pile. La led., ts. 94., sod lls. per bor. Sui=y
chendsta

According to Wag, the =Wresting prepare= et Ma depend
on the q.antity qf Owing" It contahm The rum forty
pickings. called by the Chin= "JIM crop ites " abound
mos In &ha, swot= quality, as an oanee of this Mee strong
tort costal= 10 grains of " Moine ;" the " auto= crop bee
but little, end I. thereto= =lei= in fleteeete. The SKI=
public =ire to obtain .to Mc but are oftem dbeiftleohitad,
they cannot distinguish the old hoes the roam War= througt•
• deeepUve practice the Chinese have of colouring them, to
ma= all appear =he; for QM enables the Chinese to pme
the loespneed brown las= In Ilea of the bestisters• prat
derived from the meet= meadow it to be adopted,
but the cadastiala thstambist newer amTooto coloured.
HOILEXAII I CO, WACO. knowing that Morling quality is
preferred before one appearants, import truly coo= roma
without powdered colour on the surtax*: this tea straw
good etW" end is obtained In Packets from Heneiman'a
=errs : for Loma I= see advertisement In this dare
Palm.
D.'
41364

D.D. Soy= versus 1 man.-71te bem of everything may be
ad In London, but it nevertheless moires some
and knowledge to obtain it; and thou who are notero
esplort the sources of supply an frequently contant wl e.
moderately good article when • bettor might be bed for the
seeking. These resuariu are addremed la partienier to the
purchasers of Whisky, and their apglteetlos is requested by'
Uses who are Waded with Irish Whisky at pement, and hare
not tried D.D. Scotch Whisky. The pucuihottlee which re-
cosuussud this Spirit are it* creamy and pigment Savour, great
stn.mgth, undin wbolsoceaseen, sad dm= 000-
parlson with other Whiekie• hitherto known D.D.,
Whisky has not bees long Introduced Into Resilseed, though It.
ause Is est established in Soaked ; yet it is
sold In the hlutropohs. and be. supweeded
numerous private imes. • ample lasupplimi to prove ths
soundness. of these rearks, for tolli;k=rebuesPe.
ono, containing twelve bottle,, or • of the D. D.
Winsky, forwarded Ist Tim same steppbei the Royal
Balmoral, a very gem mid and loam spa* at It=
and the PAD 011.6 Mous= a lauelsediehed
spirit, at lea per Twoorame and upwards.
of the above sent to any part. from the country
must contain a Posi-ollui eider, mods per to &Mad
DUIII.IIII, 5, Burleigbetrest, Mood, Loses. .c,