The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1859-05-31 00:00:00

PRESENTATION AT COURT.
(From Punch.)

The persons named in the following list write to Mr.
Punch clamouring about the nowinsertion of their
liaises by the Court Newsmen in his report of the last
Levee. Mr. P 11.4 really cannot be always supplying
the omissions of the Court Ciredor, but as it appears
to him that most of the persons about to be mentioned
have as much claim to get their names paraded before
the public 04 a good many of those who have been
1111 l ortalised, lie will for once make • sacrifice of in-
'minable spice:—
Mr. Jones, on having bad his corns cut, by Professor
Bunyan.
Mr. Robinson, on being divorced, by Sir C. Cress'
well.
, Mr. Brown, on moving from Goodgesitreet, Totten-
ham-court-road, to Keel-street, Strand, by Mr.
Smith.
Mr. Wobbleton, on his little boy being breeched, by
Mr. Taylor.
Mrs. Plans, on getting • rise of ES in his salary at
, the Bank. by Mr. Abraham Newland.
Mrs. Lillivrigg, on haring been churched, by the Hon.
Mrs. Trotter.
I Miss Amelia Lilliwigg, on having been jilted by Cor-
net Blackboy, by her mother.
' Mr. De Hopkins, on going through the Insolvent
Court, by Captain Whitewaali.
Ur. Pipples, on the death of his mother-in-law, by
Major Bruin.
Mr. Gam Boodge. on having his picture rejected at
the Academy, by Mr. Indigo Jones.
31r. Scattercash, on his being plucked, by the Rev. 1)r.
(laminar.
Mho Louisa Wiggle, on having her ears pierced, by
her mother.
Mrs. N.gss, on obtaining • separate maintenance, by
, her mother, Mrs. Jon..
Mr. Clyfaker, on receiving his ticket.of-leave, by Mr.
Duffer.
Mr. Snipp, on °motorising to the Hebrew faith, by
, the Rev. Rabbi Adler.
I Mr. Flounderby, on being picked out of the Serpen.
tine, by Lieutenatit Prod.!, 1111. S.
Miss Row Walker, on being engaged, by her aunt,
Mrs. J ict .
Mrs. It. Whiclit, on her husband's going to South
Australia, liy Mrs. Bolter.
Mrs. Stuckupper, on setting up • brougham, by the
lion. Mrs. Slapp.
Mr. Ilatchnient, on the purchase of a family vault,
by the Rev. Grimm Sliudderby.
Mr. Charles Spluhboard, on outrunning the constable,
by Mr. Dunne.
Miss Mary Cuddlington, on leaving school, by her
her.
Mr. MollPs, on having had his hair cut, by M. Isidore
, I/midriff.%
, Mr. Mchidenture, on being articled to an attorney,
by Mr. Peoffment.
Mr. James Twitcher, on drawing his first patient's
, wrong tooth, by Mr. Karious.
Mrs. Krape, on belng left a widow, by Mrs. Howler

Grigg.
Mr. Twaddle, on being elected to the Dawdle Club,
by Mr. Maunders.
Mrs.Screwington, on letting her house at BalFs.pood,
by Mrs. Crimply.
Mrs. Glarer, on having been photographed, by Mrs.
lodine Smells.
Mrs. Careless, on having had her pocket picked in an
omnibus, by Lady Flabby.
Mr. Squintum. on being couched for cataract, by Dr.
Niagara Film, U.S.
Mr. Cot, on losing his seat for Finebury, by Sir S.
M. let.,.
Mr. Pouter-Pigeon, on being married, by his father,
Mr. Fantail Pigeon.
Mrs. Pouter -Pigeon, on being married, by her mother,
Milt Carrier Dove.
Mr. Stunibler, on breaking his leg, by Mr. Splint.
Mr. Itecimalls, on publishing • new edition of the
Ready araorter, by Mr. V. Phractions.
Rhododendron, on having some coloured &at
put into her conservatory at Peckham Rye, by

i7hinuter.
Mr. Pesterbody, on receiving his commission on two
premiums paid to the Ineligible Life-office, by Mr.
Tooter.
Mr. tamp, on having made his will, by Mr. Pro-
bate.
Mrs. Albert Buslington, on having had the terPeti
taken up, the paint scrubbed, and the house thortnighil
cleansed, by Mrs. Scrimmage.
Mrs. Steyre Module, on Master Pickle itodde being
expelled from school, by Mrs. Semis Ovid&
Mr. Peter Snout, on his nose bleeding, by Yr. Cold.
Key.