The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1880-09-07 00:00:00

TKA-ROOll TOPICS.

The Mighty Muter waved his lamp. as to brat the
spelL
Humanity is gone from Frantic —is Honour dead as well 1
The Vision changed; I3fore ni• 'toad • Woad and baughtg
dams;
A C miter, but i Camino', a child of sin end shams.
With vitriolic acid she deeroyed her rivals f
Vet the dame got an the honour, and thenotim the
disgrace;
And • thrilkof righteous horror. and of loathing through

m• crept. --
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Al the Mayen fumed and liattered, and the judge and
jury wept.
The dame was scarce acquitted. when a irl of humble
indeL Was ed before the judgment seat in plam of Faehion's

_
queen.
The girl was but accomplice, and the evidence not sure,
Bat In that free republic they hare laws for rich and
No longer fawned the comasel, the jury shed no tears.
But said the deed was brute and WI indite remarked
"Fly. roars r
&witty Profanity, and Liberty advance—
They order these things better In the honest land of
France.

Fruits marrying again are said to be out of the pale of
the ecclesiarticaly correct "Once • widower always •
widower" is to be the rule of the on ooguld clergyman.
The rule is not a new one ; the ides will be found In
irar of Wakefield.

...B;n:ZligO,71;;To-uvarted pugilist, died in Nottingham-
shire last week, aged Si
The joint fleet of the Powers, under the command of
Admiral Seymour, is expected to arrive off Dulcigno about
the end of next week.
Prim, Bismarck had along interview on Sunday after-
noon with Prince Charles of Roumania, and diectured with
him the advisability of making the Principality of
Roumania a Kingdom. Germany, it is said, rept& the
Idea with favour.

The- --m;o:riiire—Of the Abb4 Leine with a young widow
was celebrated by Father Hyacinths on &Corday. and
attracted a congregation which filled his small chapaL A
Senator and a deputy sanctioned by their presence
the "outrage" t) the orthodox Church by the
marriage of priest, Father Hyacinths, in a speech to
Lb. married couple said they must be prepared for obloquy.
iHe enlarged upon ll own cam and sad it wee as great
a disgrace to interdict the marriage of priests salt was to
the American States which prohibited marriage of slaves.
Russian troops to the number of 30,000 are said to
have arrived in Bulgaria.
Oesidons to Montenegro go on very slowly, the
Albanians bribing the Turkish troops.
Mr. Gladstone says his sea cruisee-has been of much
service to his health.

At Gower (Mars) the Bristol Association went to
Open a tremulua and foundit a gravel heap.
Mr. Spurgeon preached last Sunday on the opening
of the Metropolitan Tabernacle.
Ten thousand volunteers were reviewed at York on
Saturday, in honour of the volunteermovement coming
of age.
The Burials Bill weed throrroznmmittee in the
Commons on Saturday, Mr. 'a motion for
adjournment being rejected by against 112.
Mr .J A. Fronde, the hid° declares that English
government in Ireland has long enough.
Bp3rtsmen were out early Wednesday morning
throughout the country, and some good begs were
secured during the day. The birds are generally
abundant and strong.
Among the lies about the state of Ireland is that
• raid upon the Ballinoolirsg powder miles has
been arranged, and that the mills and adjoining barracks
were guarded by cavalry. In the story was not • word
of truth.

THROAT IHRITATION.—Sorenms and tinagess, tickling
and irritation, inducing caner and aff the voice.
For these symptoms use ipps's Glycerine Jujubes.
Glycerine, in time efiresable cautections, Max Pr
proximity to the glands at the moment they are
excited by the net of sucking becomes actively heal-
ing. Sold only in boxes, 1. and lie lid, labelled
" James Epp' & Co., omceepathio Gliernbta,
London." • W,se received: " Gentlemsu,—lt ma ,y
perhaps, interest you to know that, after an extended
WA I have found your Glycerine Jujubes of con-
siderable benefit (with or without medical treatment)
In almost all toms of throat dieesee. They soften and
clear the yoke. In no case clan they do any harm.—
Yours faithfully, Gordon Holmes. L.13.0.P.71.,
Senior Physician to the Municipal Throat and Ear
Infirmary.

Hottower's Pmts.—At the change of Mitiona many
persons feel oppressed witkout knowing why they are e,
—they are ewers something within them is moue, though
they cannot detect the defective organ. • few doses of
these I iwerfully purifying and eminently cooling Pills
will restore regularity to every part of the eyeless—' will
fast out all impurities lurking in the frame, sad wPI
thoroughly expel the last traces of disorder, however
hidden the thews may be--bowever obscure its cause
With Holloway's medicine relief is insured without risk •
erroneous action is rectified without natural
regularity, health Is reinstated, and wit:lntern the
cheerful (soilage which unmistakably tall the meat
Invalid that elf withis is right again.
Waanino 1 lisamris Pants Btu& Ths marked
euumiority of this laundry blue over all =hers, end. the
of its merit, by the Public, have 000 n
=al ittendsed"h7thitransual rye via., • flood of imitations;
the merit of the latter monists in the ingenuity
exerted, not simply in imi the square shape, but
Making the general appearance the wrappers resemble
that of the genuine article. The manufacturers_ beg
therefore to caution all buyers to see " Itachitt's Farb
Rine" on each packet
Tffitoir AMMONS alolD Hoanuorse•—•ll suffering
hem Irritation of the throat and hoarseness will be
gay surprised at the almost immediate relied afforded by
the use of "Brown's Bronchial 'Troches." These famous
"lozenges" are now sold by most respectable chemists hi
this country at Is. led. per box. People troubled with •
" hacking cough," • " slight cold," or bronchial affections,
cannot try them too soon, as similar troubles, if allowed
to proems, result in serious Pulmonary and Astamatis
affection& Bee that the words "Brown's Bronchial
Trochee" are on the Government Stamp around esch box.
—Knnufaccured by Joan I. Baown and =Boston,
United /Rates. Depot. die. Oxford-street.
VALULAILZ Ducoviar roa Tits Haa.—lf your hair is
turning grey or white, or falling off, use "The Mexican
Heir Kmewer," for it will paritiipay rosters la fury ow
ilsee er Whirr heir to Re original colour, without leaving
be dhsegreseble smell of most "Restorers." It makes
he hat: rhlrtaMY beautiful, as well as promoting the
growth of the on bald spots, where the glands are not
Ask your Chemist for "Tits Hex max Hail
gummy," prepared by Hstizr C. OLLI.UP, 410, Oxford-
street Loudon, and sold by Chemists and Perfumers every-
where at la. ed., per how..
ADVICI To Mamas I—Are you broken to your root by
• sick child suffering with the ;aid of cutting teetidGo at
once to • &exist ankle= • bottle of Mag. Winstow's
SOOTIIIIIO STIIIIP. It will relieve the poor sufferer immedi-
ately. It is Paled* barmier and present to taste, it
produom naterel quiet Sleep, by =herb= the child from
=tn, and the little cherub awakes "as lidAt as abutter"
It soothes the child, softens the gums, Snarl all Pan,
relieves wind. regular the bowels, ant is the best 'moire
rernady for dysentery and &styli_ ma, whether'-. 'II:Ont
- - OthiN CSOMMI.
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;nothing or ...cer anen—ffil7. Phallo lel "
Sirup hY Mallon* dealers everVwhere nt 1/. 1
arig4lll
ILagulsonsed ia Nam Tres. and it
Mord-strost, Loudon.
nom= I—Ton TIM Tans YID BIM= .—A few drops
ol thel 014:710rillwepprinkledon &wet toothbrush pro-
duce a t LAWS whisk thoroughly dear= thong&
fuu parasites or tamales. barde°o:l7l
tartar. etoPt_dses .ens task. With a =
and • &lira' to the brigath. It telsovas al
ussocor odour &Arai how amnia tooth at totems
gawk& • The lamas& ilseilias," Wait amassed la Part
of Iss0•1 spa tw•4l4 bliffie. is &Moos ta tr. fob ass as
maw Wet dissorser of the ego. Piles Ii Gs_og.ll
sad turfman% PrlPlrei balairaT a
gig, Oxford-street, Loados.
MIT TOTTI VIZOR I—ffiy4role4ne glyintbed Oil) krs
proved of the hi4aeat value so a food in coatutaptioa and
all wastias diseases, invariablyorAtiodisorans In Soak
sad weight This Clod Liver Oil
Is toxic, dirsatiro. tVararkstimas mars nouilshing, as well
u gm more pleasant to taste, than plain cod liver all.
Hydroleine will nalffilah and produce Inman of weight In
nose nags whom oat or fat, not go tented, are difficult Sr
bnpusible to digest 4\ll tooldwaryPo ausaciatiou rod WI
of weight is Irrsvhst by the usa it Hydrolohas. Of A
Cianthes. 4i. W.—Add:NA " &olidua Ociapsay." ag.
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