The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1866-11-13 00:00:00

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A TKIIRIBLI hurricane is reported from Nauru on
the lit ult. The eommuder of H.111.s ship Nimble her
sent home to tbe Admiralty an aocount of the effects of
the storm, which were most disastrous. His vessel wee
blown on shore, though, fortunately, but little damage
was inflicted on her. But the some on shore, we are
told, was terrible; the town in mini; out of some
hundreds of vessel, in the harbour the previous day, not
one remained; "Government house, barracks, hospital,
and °Blom' quarters unroofed and partially blown
down; all the stores on the beach destroyed, wharves
and oornmissariat and dockyard piers down; all the
sheds and outbuildings in both placer destroyed." The
accounts from the other ishuids are also dreadful, there
being great loos of life and property. Most of them
being low, the sea medic clear breach over the 'stile-
manta and completely destroyed them, and the inhab-
itants are suffering severely from want of provisions is
consequence of the louse they sustained.

&IeXCH SURATIONAL BTOILY. -- The following
strange story is going the round of the Paris journals:—
" It de 8.---„having acquired • fortune in business,
retired to • handsome property he pouessed near Fon-
tainebleau. Boon after, his daughter Julie, 21 years of
age, was asked in marriage by a gentleman of the
neighbourhood, and in spite of her opposition and
avowed repugnance the wedding took plus. In the
evening the bride wu missed, and the result of the
reentrance made was only to find that the groom's man
who had been • friend of the young lady's from infancy,
bad likewise disappeared. The father, like every one
else, believed in an elopement, and all the [Mill means
were employed to trace the fugitive", but unsuccessfully.
This °enured Ave you' ago, and U. de lit— having
lately purchased tome adjoining property on which was
• quarry long out of use, set some men to work, who
found at the bottom of an old excavation two skeletons.
which from the remains of the clothes and the jewels
were recognised as the missing bride and her lover."

Vottrg.
DARSET BIICOLICS— " POACHIJN." No. 5.

CHAS/ALM AID JAN.

CHAS.: Thy good luck. Jan, haul • dop'd thy poaehuo,
The H.luire's hares sad rabbis.; es leave um

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Maine.
JIM: 111 tell es Charlie, when I aces • rabbet, or

nieLhe • bare
Divan about who's or gaps, their loip twinklun in

the aiv,
I seems to mei at once, rout, or if not, biled ;
Ye muet'ut cook rums too ; if ye do, it is
share to be soiled,
eri rabbuts smothei am wi Minis suss,

And vur hares—
Cilia.: I know al thin; ye mad as well smother the
TheenUi more right to his rabbate than his

:beep.
In tbio blind houae :owe ninbt a quiet watch theel he
to keep.
J. Zo Cgs squire told I Woolf, end pv• I • sorter
VlOllll.

".ha,"'-a- Tea* " please leave my hares and Lich like
aloane

The -13-c;i-o-by-'ell weld) se" sale be, "11l ale co leave,"
sale I,

Bat if they atm my osabage, to kill um I be 'satin to

,
CBAn.:l;h; nOt kill his bane? hr.: Well, titan
ain't ateable lii?
Cnatt.: Kees, it as trashes on down wi quarts o'

beer •
Tbey ate; banes in Rranoe in soup and moaners too.
J AX.: Don't es goo there then Charles, or else they'll
be aten o' you ;
Ao'sumever, the bobby was Alvah, a catchup.
He dld'ot grab I; it was I that contrived to witch no,
Zart4n I be, be want trouble about I no more,
His bislang and his big. be both on um terrible sore.
Qua.: God's wake, Jae, thee haul shot the poor
yeller right droo I
JAS.: I made imams o' he I popped on into a stew I
A long dsy it nil be dote be comes Agee to thy Hoary,
And if agate to London he's shore to suspect every
any;
Don't ce teak. an so don't be in mirth a 'right;
I'll tell oe—l took my rash basket, It were oney jist

WI stra sae stone' I Maffei on well inside,
At an end a phesant's taiil, tabbuta paws at tether
tied;
Zlings an over my bask, then I lounges about
Jest where I thought bobby mad wind I out;
Zoon se I see us commis, I starts droo the hedge,
Slap iMo ti. .sire—that I think dried his lep.
Dree miles I allow thio feller chased I whom,
Till into Dick Ficrubben's puffen together we mime.
"Thin basket," aria he, "inside o him I must look,'
•• Look," sale I, " 'tis a whol vools A B C book."
His Imp sad his (*elan/ be both on em terribly rik
Tuns o' beer be most drink before be get. thoroughly
lied.

riled,

CHA6 -';fl;ou'at got summons, temarrer ersonn nfl
show

If th—ejst- bee posehun—t'wohl I • Ile or no.
TINUM XVIIII7I :

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JAL: BUM ball for I. Chults, its ow our doss pen
ton.
CAL: Eon, I I 'I, but don't as gee pentium sins.
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