The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1872-11-12 00:00:00

BRIO PORT.

Tgi RIALTO OV VHS ToW/L—From the unsnarl,
Wares of to. Registrar Goateed, jest pubieshed, 44
apposes that the birth. la the Bridoort distriot during
Oho past puirter wen 53, the &atlas 31. Of these
deaths 5 wore of Andrea under 1 year old, and 12
of pinata one 60. Oosi death warred from Mambos%
1 inquest ow, sod 4 died in public institatiosts. Ts
&wadi wawa at the rats of 15.3 por thonmad per agouti,
or below the dosth rate of in most hoelthy demote It
reuraad.
Tureen BINVIL-0a Friday isoraiag the wife of
' Albert Powell liviag la East-stroot, ow the Seedy%
save birth to two daughters and a sou. They are very
beelthy children, and aro apparently I holy to
live. Tbei mother, although ozooseively wietic wad
feverish, is expo:nod to do well. Au applicenno hut
dowdy beta forwardod to Roy Najeety foe the usual
gratuity.
VOMIT.—Oa Tharedtv mixt e vestry will be bola
at tho parish starch at 12 semi:milt at two*, to determine
what amount of votuatary estatributioas shall be limbed
la lieu of church rat...

Tali lIIOIfICIPAL BgpaaapT4yJoa.Th. borough el
Bridport 000asta of to. entire pariah of Bridport, the
treater part of Anal/too, to. most popalous portioa al
the parish of Bridyort, • few homes in Waldita. mid
amoral houses in Balashomptos, Symondsairy, sod
Barton &Maack. It will b, sam that }tadpole.
scoordlag to populatioa. is the best repreessad in the
Council, sad &Warta' the am'. Is Bradpole Perla
rWI. Meson. H. B. Naimoli, Montane, Back (Alder-
own), and thews. %WA, lielmatids and Chalirkt.
Councillors. In Allays', Kenn. Ewes, sad Steptieas.
Aldermse ; sad Neese& Kssebof4g. Hawaii, H. Taster,
Bildisomille, and Templeassa, OaseetUors. Is Bridport
Naas. Luaus's'', O. Taater, N. N. Cos. B. P.
Cloadry, Jas. Williams, John Dualism, Comelilees ;
mid lately, Kr. Bartlett, Aida-num In 13abenhams-
too, Mr. Joha lionneen. In Butes' Bradstea, Yr.
W. Baal& In Sysiondsbury, 111 r. Bliss Cos, anti.
Waldiali, Mr. J. T. tibspham. Bray pariah is there-
fore duly represented. As regards party thore are 9)
Liberals to 4 Oosserviitires.
Kansans—We WO pissed to annemes that ear
highly respeeted bocoagb sasimber, T. A.
Naq., is aboet to la martial. A.lttosirli ha has lived •
toolielor to tte age el slaty years, h• has at 'am deter-
mined to take nate himself • Ma There ars various
rumours as to who the far lady la, but we are ma's iss
my whit& roman% U either, is warms. It is, however,
wain that he will very shortly be married.

BRIDPORT TOWN 0013MICIL.
The whole of the Conned were preseet ou &Mash
the 9tii inst., with the czeopttos of Mr. &Wines.
Bertha, who hos left Me Mea. and Mr. Comedies
Jobe HounselL
The itret business wee to choose a Num, and Mr.
Jag. Watlairs, after speaking is the highest terms of
Mr. Week toe late Mayor, proposed his reelsottoo.
Yr. Clisalme Twists semaded the proyosidowi
which was carried snosimously.
• vote of thanks to the Mayer for his post allirialS
*Oa POOPOOOd by Kr. B. P. °MIDST; semeded by At.
fiste•Wthi bismitits, aad O.rrlid samilmosaly.
Mr. T. H. ltrusuarne proposed, and Mi B N. 0••
sermaded. that Mr. Herbset Williams be treesstar.—

firi-iiimrteriy moodily for the Nimbi year are to be
hold on the mooaded Tuesdays is February, Kay aed
A.tataat, at 12 &cloak as norm
Tea Watch Committee emariete of Mr. Butlll Kr. T.
H. Edmunds, Mr. Richard ?mem, 111 r. Jaime
William..

The Valuing Committee. Mr. Wm Co., Mr. J. 0.
Luaus* Mr. Richard Tooker, Mr. Jot. lioomeo
and 114 r. T. kl. Brimeacte
The North Word Aldenma, Mr. 0.1..... Tim
Smith Ward Alderrasa, Mr. H. IL HoumelL
, The risaaos Coumente, Mr. tidvease Atepheat. Mr.
T. 'IL tilootbildge, sad Mr. H. N. Ooz.
A pollee rate WY Ord•lrld as 4& I. the C.
It use proposed by Yr. Susanna, erooaded by Yr.
Mr. Howszt, sad serried tutealmouely—" Thee the
tbaoke et the Commit let teadered to Nowa Waimea
end Co.. tor the lose et houses to Qum-street" le Wl* the Balton.

LYME MAILS TOWN COUNCIL.
At the semud meeting of the Town Ooesoil, on
November 9, it woo proposed by Ws Brows, sad
sersooded by As lindoe—" That Dg tamer be •isetad
Mayor el Om borough of Lkyot• Regis for tho 100 easaing ; " sad the Maga& wadi ovrrisa by 610611)4{4041.

seArnsbusir TOWN COUNCIL.
At the enema eseetlag of the Tetra Ceased. ea
Ntereetber 9A, Us. T. N. Chitty. WM osseLaoesty
e4ele4 liaise ea the of Kr. J. Beasetts
.100.4.40te0ad by Yr. O. oreley.

YEOVIL TOWN COUNCIL.
Ewe • mood Ems was tried nareisesedally. &private
paaluninary mewling "just to snake things plasma%
and prevent say vqsabbling before tkis pubis., whisk
you know is's heel to avoid.' l'lse ides had It. origin
in the fertile brain of • Councillor, she lan yeas
evidently thought he was the owning dilatator—hot Use
Mayor—bat • greater Mau he, the Mayor show —the
Municipal Wetirtot. The list year's meeting, hoverer,
brought he originations to gnat, and so fill Loa, aod us
Ilia.uiday toe alayor 'whitely ileslabal Is woalai bus
mist at arseelier. Two geutlealea were talksd 01—Mt.
FLU, who was user being Mayer lass year, aail
Brutton, who was only passed over Shea, is was odds
became he was about so be married. But we learn
Shag sours was no naanissitly of feeling, sad both these
goatiosoaa retired, and so aid the /kayos. sad Alamos&
Esmond. Eight were found to vote (Or alskiessen
Wiskasy, who du been tense Mayor biter% wad thee
waded lila ant* meeting. Oa Basaa4ay Ja
liem M
Oases. ad orme
was FM INPINSWIsss hal ke M• 101.111 sum!
ala Whiriby mei dolga by MN to O.

EMIGRANT SHIP&
In the Woo of tAo "rises.

Sit,—Hsving frequently amened the Attest'e in
emigrant ships, twine within the past In month., may
I be allowed te reply to the srtiels from the Toronto
aiobv quoted la the Time sof today?
Three-fourths of the etnigra,ts to Canada are eon-
veyed by the '' Allan" Line of Mall Steamers, wltkili
for sooommodation, safety, somfort, and speed, Is
second to none. The vowels sod emfersats are in-
spected by Government agents both I. Liverpool and
Menu; at the latter puree by • captain in the Royal
Navy, who cannot be soppmed to manly* at over-
crowding. I on state, from personal laveetigstion.
that the 110111 S are not nominally but stsolutely
divided ; the greatest clesnlinsee, order, and discipline
obtains from beginning to end of the voyage ; • daily
minnte inspection of the whole shipis made by the
sliniallo and surg.on ; the food supplied is of
voorilect
quality and amply sufficient, intottely better than the
mejorify of the psisieugeri are accustomed to, and is
prepared and served, with the utenalt punetutlity, bye
staff of cooks and stewards.
I have repeatedly questioned both steerage and
Intermediate Nissen/ere as to thir trwtrmeot, and have
Dever beard • oomplaint—l am, Sr. you obedient
servant,
October 30. A TRAVELLER.

A TURKISH BEFROTHAL.
A. E.glish lody, who woo present, sends to Oa
an aocoont of the betrothal of Wien! Naha with tbe
princses NAI.e. daughter of Illiwitapha Peril which
Snob place at Goo' stantinople on the 24th of October.
She says that the bride was dressed with exquisite
taate In a bluo satin robe, covered with English point
lace; on her neck ebelload a Moment necklets! of great
ealar..ll4 on her bead • diadem of this same prorn„am
stouee. her superb masa of light hair, and ter lan-
gobbing black eyes made bee one of the loneliest brides
imagirahlo, Attendants spread on the floor rich Cash.
more ehawle, and the Princess opprared and advanced to
hi r mother, whose baud/ the kilned. While that *ere-
-111,41, WY bring perforts.d, ruouritie threw in the I&
tumorous gold ruins, which were picked up by the slaves
sitter as memorials or gretifioations. That form is tits
expressicn of tote that the future spoons may oiwoyo
b. fortunate. We were then introduced Into another
room, where tome Arab musicians wore aortereled behind
• curtain. They played and s•ng at the mama time.
After haring listened to thorn. strange Miele. for half-
ac-bour, scit erten a spoonful of sweettemet, as pissed
Into •nother apartment, whore • sumptuous repast
owwtod 5.. After dinner we all met to another room,
a.m. man, was nerved by • white slave, who superin-
tended 5 buffet covered with • velvet sloth, embroidered
with gold and enriggpth with diamonds, enterable and
other presions stones, on which was plead the eoffe3 it
curs of r Ceres with senor, of gold and jewels, the
thromomst cf which was worth £lOO, nose* wire
imolai round with cigarrettes for those ladles who
liked to smoke. Then four white female dimmers were
brought into to amuse the company. Aftersards •
necklace with • medallion, ornamented with Ip
brillithite, which must hare coat a fortune, was brouirebt
in to be admired by the persona present. This was the
bethrothal present media by the future hatband to his
Intended wife.

ROMANCI OF TIM BARONZTACIIL
The Vise-Chansallors court was eempied on Tuesday
with bearing of the demurrer in the eine of "Vane r.
Vail," involving the claim to the b•rontstey sod estates
In Westmorland of the lets Sir Frederick Fletcher
Vane, was continued. Vise-Chancellor Mau ulti-
mately overruled the demurrer, and the cue will he
beard in its merits. It is a suit instituted by
Frederick Henry Vane for a deelraticn that he is the
eldest legitimate son of the late Sir Frederick Fletcher
Yibige. stud that the present holder of the baronet*,
and estates, Sir Henry Ralph Vane, the tisphe• of the
plaintiff, may be ordered to deliver up to him the
family estates in Cumberland and Westmoreland, and
arament for the rents of which he has hitherto been is
reseipt. The facts relied on by the plaintiff ars as
follow :—Sir Frederick Fletcher Vane, who breams
entitled to the baronetcy in 1796, ha", it Is alleged,
eohiabited with Hannah Boweetwok, the lady
who afterwards became his wife, for some peen
=nu to their marriage. She, having already
him two ohlldree. wee residing with him at
Hutton-hall, in Cumberland, when their relations
with each other being well known. Sir Frederica we.
ordered by the parochial authorities and magistritee to
motors the lady from the parish. He thereupon placed
her in lodgings near London; sad, in consequence of a
threat on her part to leave him, and that ha rhould
never see either her or bar obildren again unless he
married biz. he, being deeply attached to tier, iv:vented
In do so. The bill siege. that the sodden annonnoe-
meat of the fact that he had procured a House, and
that she mist be prepared to accompany him to be
married on the following day, brought about the
premature birth of Francis Fletcher Vane, the father
of the present baronet. A few weeks 'fiercer la (on
the 9th March, 1797). the nurrisge took place, and it Is
alleged that, in cons. quince of sweeties' opinion baring
been given that Lady Vane would never have another
Mild born alive. Sir Frederick diatermiosi to heist up
this son u his heir. However, the result proved the
doctors to be in error; for two children were bora sub-
uquently —a daoghter, Sophia Mercy, in 1802 ; arid the
present plaintiff, Frederick Henry, in 1807. Noteith.
'handbag this, the eldest son, Francis F.etcher, continued
to be treated as the heir. He succeeded to the baronetcy
on the death of his father in 1832 ; his son, Henry
Ralph Vane, the present baronet, became repreeentative
of the title and estates in 1842, and thus a forty years'
title haa accrued up to the preseat time. The plaintiff,
who was one* in the army, but has lived limped for the
last forty years, alleges that the fact of his brother's
illegitimacy was not discovered by him till 1866, when
be wee on a visit to Hatton-hall, and that be then
become aware of it from etatemeats which had bees
made to other persons 67 his mother, the Lady Fisanth
Year, who died at an adurssed age In that year. The
plaintiff at ones made his claim, and negotiations have
been going on with the view to an amicable settlement
of the dispute, but these having been broken off, the
plaintiff has instituted the present suit. The defendants,
of whom there are several —attain trustees being made
parties—have pat in a demurrer to the bill, on the
ground than it fails to show any equity upon whiela the
Court of Chansery will disturb the present baronet's
thirty Tian' possession, Mine being eo allegation of any
tread in which be has participated, and no facts dig-
domed by the pleadings whieh the claimant might not
have asurtained long ago had he been reasonably active
Is smortAng his right

The horse epitomic her appeared at Droakekl, near
filwßiel&
Mr.fitataley on Saturday sailed from Liverpool to New
York.
lgre. Maria Yemen Brown, widow, of Mattalr,
Landeo, baring died intestate. the whole of her property
--about 12500M0—goes to the Crown.
Three hundred lsbonrsr,, the first perky of the great
gisuLait exodus jure organising. arrived at Plymouth on
rlay, or reuse for ttreenalsod.
Mr. Inmsard Edmunds applied on Thureday for a
Du trial against Ileaws. Gladstone and Low., re the
publiestion of the famous Tremor, Wont, ; but the
rule was refused.
John li'lEeetwie hal jut died at Heallateen, Lan-
maitre, at the advasool age of 101 years. lie teat •
Frenchman by birth, and to hie youth was In the
Latinos. being in two engegsmects eider Lord Nelson.
Srojecat Sleigh will defend " the olalmact" in his
wrining trisl for perjury—the time for "'blob, ori
wesount of the Incoaveniscoe It may occasion to
ordinary businew, hes not been didinitely fix-d.
The Lied. erfosodlary has fined George Hulehinson,
a publican. £5 for permitting drunkeness on him
premises, and a further SUM of £5 for offering the bribe
ef
.6
.novereigu to three polioemn "to make it all

;Litton s from Rome mentioa that the eollcoUon of
splashes delivered by the Pope linos hi." imprlsonment"
In 1870 has jest be.-n published. The oollectiou forms
• bulky volume of WO pages, and on the title ago
appear the words," Son of Man eat of this breed."
layiy on Friday morning, In Oxford-street, Reading,
• veterinary surgeon named Howell attempted to
murder ble wife, who, however, escaped with serious
Injuries Howell then ooternitiel suicide by taking
prussic eel& He bad been drinking, and was in debt.
RAPID PAS/AUL—The "Allen Line" Royal Mall
1110111213•7 " Folynedan" arrived at Londonderry at 11.40
san., on Sunday, 311 November. Si,. left Quebec, at
noon on the 98th October, thus making the passage,
&dusting differecos of time In 7 days 18 hours and
55 mloubee to 'Derry, and I; days 7 hours to LAvorpool.
Thle la the freest Passage on record.
MADAMS BILSXIEZI'II MUSICAL OTSEAJITUIE 101
/Amu, No, 35, BrUeou-eareek Berkeley Square, W.—
Resod aboalekre sad dooping habits cured in three
UMPQUA The art of skating taught at 104 6d per lemons
Madame Brenser's new work on Calisthenic' for the
nes of "shoals forwarded on the reeelptof lOs fd.
Beameasio thoroughly Malaga In the art of towelling
la tam lemons.
TllOll3l LADIES who have not yet used OLZIFIRLD
grAuss, are respestfully solisited to give it a trial,
sod earefully follow out the directions printed on every
=and if this is done, they will say like the
1/71. Lianedrees, that, it is the Seed starch they
• used, When you ask for Gleallelf literelt, use
that you met it, as inferior kiss's are often substituted
for tie sake of extra profits.
Maw MoTAL POCEsT VESTA ROI WITS PATS=
Brame (balm - Bryant and May have recently Intro-
duced • very natal little Pocket Vesta gal with a
moot Mambas and simple spring cover; it is a novelty
In every way, and will soon oime into very general
us—being of metal instead of card, and totaled filled
with vest.a at one penny. Any Tobacconist, Grocer,
Chemist, or °handles, will supply It.

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ErONDSSFUL EFFICACY OF EL CONOSIVItiI II ID!
FOS OONSUMPTION.—See the new ediUou (116th) of
Mr. George Thomas Congreve's book "Oa Goesnmp.
Sloe of the lAne ; or, Dfoline, and the Only Soccom-
fal Treatinsat ' • showing that formidable disease to be
curable in 141 Its Mines ; with additional Cases of
Cure, and questions for Patiente "moulting the Author
by letter. ?WE free from the Author, Coombe Lodge,
Peckham, London, for Five Stamps.
ANTBII• AND Collllollllloll. No other dimmer' have
swept away so sonny thousands. for physicians bad not found
means of cure until Dr. Locrit's Poinoxic Dumas were
diseovered, now non* need despair. And the benefit is so rapidly
shown that from day to day the progress of ths r•cover/ may
be pereelvint In hysterias'. nervous. sad been ossaplaiell
they are unfailing, vitae in rheumatic and nervous palm they
act like a charm. Nothing else gives such suound, entomb.
leg night's rem. To sips% sod public spentry they MI
InVoluabl• fur Caelifirlj sod rtrengthening the voice. They
We • pleasant tame. Is. lid, !CLL. is tA. and Its. per
boot. Sold by all medicine vendors. (...Vation. —Eve!, but of
Use genuine medicine Ms lie words "Dr. Locook's Wafers" is
whits IMAM% on • red ground In the Government Stamp set.
side, without which word all are solusterfelts.
HOLLOWAY'S PlLlAL—lnsigirsiien. —Ho w rasa
tit, °gat booboo& bestowed, and what ponderous volumes
have been written upon this placate( every household,
whichls with °friction and safety dispelled. without
Ica of relapse, by a wares of this nitrifying, soothings
eind tonic) medicine! It acts directly on the stomach.
liver, and bowels—more indirectly. though not less
electually, on the brain, nerveo,,,weesels, and gland",
shad commando &oh order throughout the &tiro system
thnt harm& y dwells bet weenie& organ and On Is mottoes.
Dy spina& used no longer be the bugbear of the public,
slam Holloway's Pills are falls sosayetost to wisdom
the most arm& and ellotessolai _ oases of lawalrod
dtgowtlos, sad too rotors the stiostsbis swims to WA*
sessogli. awl iisedidasob

IT I Willi DICT&TOB.
The is the title of • einartly-writhen paper In this //,
p.a., "ragas' of this moth, is which tie* 'do&
dodo with home governable* io 'meth the same way ss
th..gtisor of " The Battle of Docking" deal* with as
pixel lovaeloo of laglend. Them em many
si:gagrgli i se, and good wholesome home•titrasts Cl oar
Wypoorieiss, is the St. Pasts artists, whist* le
sure to atom* a good deal of attention; and wo she.,.
fere give same entreats.
esptnin ['tramways, being at house In th• ismatry
nos night, was wished upon by Lords Derby and West-
bevy, Mr. Gladstone, nod Mr. Billing., whom object is
sesking lb. loserrksw it was imposeibils to mak* out
frau the long an °Metre eptesob Of the Premier. At
isultil never get our buyittem out order an boor T
suisiond Mr. Billings, impstionuy pushing his withered litgle
boil" to the front, end putting Mansell In s fine oratorical atti-
tude " Brother blidstam, snow me—allow •am of the
people to spook to the chosen of the people. Mesa Strong.
ways. you ask the muse of this pent demoostratiou. Sir, the
mum is in your own ex plitee—your &Moos, and sold-
parriog *spines, which the people of Hoagland MN heard of
(.p/4•1134 WO have heard, sir, sod islth Joy, of your d
your Headry, and your skill. every owner of the 'ith:at
glob.; sod we ham 'Thin is • roma r what is more, we
ham Thi• I. ad HAW idusisued. gar, Um great 'art of
klungtand Is Huy. and every dos is sailing you. Tim
sayoraign mode his grown weary of biassed halrystooknicise,
end of Me Ulu of pendiaa deree for the bruit of the Ether's
board Br, the 'art of thug:and .8 hup, sad it looks to you;
18 dye. • Stroogersys I atroogersys I Strontways
nothing but Ihruaggirsys I WI.I you rejoin it r
b,mg,„4 this home down with thunder, of sppinues).
Being still is the dark as to the °N.'s of the visit,
Lord Derby eolightened him
In one word. Captain Strangers's, Loudon la in uproar, and
them has been a revolutioo—thanks to Mr. Giedesone's
kn. indlerstien, without b coddled. Mr. Billings and Isle
Hasid. heeded it, and, as • compromise, you have hem
appinnted absolute Blew°, for sin months. We Mee mem
down modes, to on you I. undertake the
Moos repressaUng the quart and Lower House, Lord Westbury
sad myself the Upper, sad Kr. Billings—well, Itr. Billings
representing himself and his own Idly, I 'dispose.
" ClUsen Derby, Mr. Blllinp repramste the down-trodden
▪ of Henglend," mid that Aggrieved individual.
Having bees mewed that he should enjoy in dosoints
diotatorshlp, Oopbals Strougsays accoptied the post, and
the deputetton
Next morning Yr. Billings sought an latent*, with
Captain St/wigwam and ropresenting himself as •
delegate from lb* Committee of Five, who represented
the Communist end Intonational (tenerdnomblug
Assimilation of die Universe, who had broaght abedt
Um revolution, said they expected sot only that the
Diotator would oarry out their • Shea as to Um way of
tiovertimeut,— .

" We t xpeci you to make all neso Niguel tad imperially the
'rottenest maw We expect you to put dowel your foot, Mood
sod wing, on the venomous prism, tie lyrennical landlord,
and to. wanton capitalist—to root out those standing males
that est op the wealth if the poor. sod to abolleh poverty,
ulna., and Weary from the univalent wank"
but then they alto had " private 'reclaims," Okla
he could sadly by taking their hMt, sad am • eret
masers getting bold of Um oadooal pussestriage. The
Llama promiee 1 to woman tor the Ma.
Artlst at this Muniloa• bouts, mad *alkaloid* eel.
ceetes, the Dictator assumed the daagerats sod thank.
leas oei. cii candid Wood, and bold the people of
their fault., saying ;
For many yeani your wholie aim hao hese to grow rich. •
low ambielon sod cooratous wealth han Modessal their
nacesmery cameo woos. Your upper clams. are Wish, law,
sod heausiouo—calllag heroism' ty," and ony sign*
emotion " bad lasts." Your meddle raelks are per bloc servile,
greedy, hypocritical, and deebonest ; your lower, sager to enjoy
vrithout labour, with so pride their work, and so pleasure
incept to th• neer-Wry.
Th• amusing pert of If,. badness Is thie—thal though you
rye up our whole hew to the Low aged UMW, yet you are
lom in perpetual admfraUou of your own wuedwfel selves.
The marvellous nineteenth century I" is your my—..t' rail-
ways ewe high-so WI men, or telegram, vines. Abroad you
bluster mid thaw back, and then Sr. surprised that other
notions I -ugh. At home, with. thous.nd shame ernes for
remedy and with any junto, too expensive lot the poor, you
think you have don. an owellost sesances work II you Oskar I
up wangle pipe of the staheteetweek. Your winters pronitate
Moir genius to supply you with mummy lasplelithes, Wore
times OP SI. Mal you MI mode... Mod ; sad wimp oohs of
your stateimen tells you title Moor ladle( orate bm worth
the whole, of Thwydcles, you clop, and believe hist I Other
nations, besides you, haw thought shoddy—done shoddy—bees
shoddy . you are the trot that seer bellowed your shoddy to be
tereadeloth. . . . I wee glad to And that ray epee* wee
bettor received than I eapoom ; bet sow of my sadism*
wondered my MOWN admirably appropriate to his neigh-
hours, cod Look my praises to hated. Thus at last, named
by a enormous crowd, I wired at luckloebmapehoos, whirls
had been left vacant for my re ideate, her kajstty Wats, that
morning whirled away to Daimon!, whiting me Joy of my sew

Although not takiag all the advice Mr. &Mop
aced. he accepted Mutt retorting to the national
purseatrings, and went se • first duty to the Bank
01 altnnd, vbei• ho foetid Mr. Lowe In Ids shirt-
sleeves, busily segaged In Punting the nallosial
treasure&

It wee • wonderful eight. The room woe Wed with
sounnous heap sod pprestlle ol gold awl Whir, properly
moaned, each heap being kora tight to an hot to I=t;
Thor. wine white heap of fram ofe, arias, of rupee.;
beep. 1.4 Napohoott now wenewhet work sod other
(rery ho dolor.. however; to. Yankees poirLif;Wre
paper); Nude beeps of golden 15g041, as.
Toe lhomuo and Mr. Low. lisys_a eonvirriatioe.
_ .. . . . . _ .

The contribution. of lb* t.payers, Mr Lowe informed me,
had been usually ore god on tbii principle that the p. 0.1.5
due.. ouch as the professions and workleigmmen sltouid pay
most, beau. the. cla sex, doing neither time to epeod in
remoncroce, nor any representative. who mold make thine
recnonetrance heard, might be fleeced without IMMO danger.
lometimea however, he add, even has poor people grumbled
100417-4 e not very long ago to the Mae of a Mx he had hlnuell
Inwood on the matcbsitaken ; then the Ooreraineet ineteintly
WV way, as prudence end dignity ropelreL
oonverestios led to the Dime& or's first public sot
it. porohent of the reverent° of al the reilereye
after a petted ef 75 year., whisk he Gould do for
£20,000,000, sad at the end of that time the country
would have property enough to pay Its debts. She
explenation of thm project Le leteeCceed with a mart
bit of eivonem ;
.. My dear sir, teke • cigar sod I will explain -' so Immo
loom,' you know— and may I trouble you la • light r
a...aunty I %bre., wadi down at my ewe on a great
heap of looms Oa. nore•, which formed • sort sad aeoleat
soda while my host, on hospitable all. intent." ordenwl In
some charnprene, and then proceeded to twat op a maple or
hundred pound notes to windy light. for our whara
AA," be sald, laughing, and °among that I seemed a
little surprised, we Oa. nee lOW hen for spill.— it is
the least trouble, and one must get through the loamy • Ate-
how ; but the ueder clerks an resuioted to rivet For mr
own pert I have bated the drat of • luclhir match ever In..
--dna— but will your Excellency pisme to go on with your
project r
After deareeiag this parcham of the mdlwaye, the
Diotator

Looked well to the current expeochturn I abolished mast
'Macao*,r roceedlog from Mo top downward% and not be-
ginning with id poor alma and dockyard labooiren as mos
Mormon have does. I also got an ecolon4 tanker 10 054555
our system of lumping &mounm to order and dadicity ; sad
*Wag In the aid of independent ma who widentood seek
decamped, I resolutely dental eamoditure •laraer
Mae. By ge various 01.111.211. I hoped to reduce Ms na-
tional outlay to .onmothing like L 60,000,000 • year. ato my
own drawl expenses. I am proud to say they would ooninst
favourably with the accouo4 of moot presi Mats, dictsion, or
overarm Taking • wrinki• from Kr Gladstone, I bawd •
temporary clerk st tscapenc• as boor for my amaary dna
was all the help I data in making my numorous Decree,
Hi Esealleooy experioased great didiostisy to turning
the old Cabinet out of Doirsh.g-strites, they elnog to
dike se tenaciously. However, be insisted upon Sheer
leeving, and ate( a load 004 eloqaent meted from Hr.
Gladstone.
They shut op that portfolios and roared, wale, ilks another
Cromwell, I pat th• door-key In my pocket. Bet It rosily
went to my Mart to do it—they .bowed soch attachment to
the place, I afterwards beard that Mr. Gloated accepted the
char of Cesulary at Mamma. while He. Lows amused bled
nal during am interrecutun by capier-prenice, to dad, a is
• prolkanc Mr. Ayrton I ahem armed area to Ws
ftdooonclag work on 'Practical P.ilteness." What became
of the other moochers of the Canna I could near quite make
out. .

lautgurstiag • new military scheme, whieh it
would (weepy too Tomah of one Swum to deueribt, he
gets oat of the &dimity of the interregnum betweee
the dusmiseing of the old sod the perfect's' of the new
egitent—by "eostraeting" foe the natio:mid defamer
mean while. .

—i—airsags7l with ire el our largest railway mateeolors
supply me la mos of war, with bell-a-collliort ma-drilled es.:
News. Pickford aed Co tutdertoot tbe satire tmesport de-
partaasat, sad Breen and Peed the aoseusimarlat, at so meek
a matt, req and. No doubt It wse an awkward Wag to
ham to trust primal Ina. in awn 01 Ws Importance, bat
really matters were to sucb • helpless state that saytliteg
seemed better thee the old arraiageateata

The following episode in ti; Diotaloft's mkt paw
le too good to too much °audio/red .
" A Wiftreas from Primo Biamarek 1.. mow by Wit.
tale to the Mu Foreign-oats : oo I burned off oda it si mot,
your orrobooor. I foor it Is miry ImportooL"
"A. L Ard Chmorillo 1 betiovoy Very glad to meS,.7
lord- Jon to Yam be stop 400lot--broolsul,brio=
ottatmordt."

I forgot--to en that I had given proper noes.* of withdrawal,
oa tin pan of Girth Briton, from all the tranns by with/loth
lageolou, ancestors had bound a. to prop up the ranee Mates
of Europa, or guarantee the ladapsedaare r 4 the small OWL
It Named to me enough that we should kora to pay ear
ascestore deth, • Mout Wing obliged to anrY 051 toNg
exploded Idea*. Too prow the, for dicing on pane or
war I. nem tbe emergency anew, sad I declined to kn. the
quartos decided for ma twenty years bolero
" There," mid I. " owe that we ban Ind • walmlatilin
foundaMoa ler Ammon:lNNath you haven algae, en lord
you do net know wird so szesiken Wag making Is
los the acne.. Well now let us me the toklirrun- 116 I 'lan
and not sweet—hire It is :
" Prince Bismorck to the Dictator of Oren Britain,
lento more nem lith—osug have Danmark.
On. ordered oar arente. to Corthaven three days. I
warmth England canon object'
' Dear as• dew an Ito. is most storming," mid Lord
Orthrtle, walking up nod down Use room In mach agltaalost
•• If I migbt venture to Oho.
ea!— ray advice, ea having bee mud
pence in them mrdters--"
Mall appreciate no orte's mirth more highly than row
own, my lord. You will 001 0.10.1 my writlag • law Ina
meanwhile I" said I, tonne up my pan and begithleg to
scribble off my reply to the telegram aa he lathed.
Well, I should any.., by 00 001110.517 hotlines tan of
surprise," odd my neitor. .• When he repine. I should venters
to suggest something else. IT he doe. not Tire, I should agala
venture • very humble raincoat/once, thd, tf that fait; I
should on.. more nature 00 I ootirtoon• proton. Get blab ha
talk--get him to keep telegraphing to you—nothing tike fre-
quent telegram.. II you an on!y get him to keep telegraph.
log, weal. tan"
'No doubt, no doubt, n ion." mid I. "Bend the., two
Seagram of se one, Mr. .—Yee my lard,—you had
got., far ea rectories a bumble preset, I throb? Bet what
If Prlace Bitheark does not mind your proton 1"
-Way then—why, really, I hardly know whet then. I think
I ehould begin again my round of unwise, euggeetion,
and prone, working sash still man courteously
than bang If they Mill fail, why then, of nuns, as met
yield—yield as graciMuily as pomible. Ws on always yield at
"That Is Just what IWs begun with doing. Yoe an read
ray reply, If you like," mid I. laughing, and throwli the copy
sans to him. "I hops it l. la Berlin by this Na.,
Lord (Manna took the paper sad read :
•• Thee Dictator of Great Britain to Priam &monk.
ar=ha. not the slightth objwalar. Ban already
thldrty Beano& to all to-night sad give you light for
your pomp."
Mr. wincereased.
"You aneg y—rny dear er," be Bald. "why, do you
know that he wenn poesibiy uodanthad this thwack to MOM

war -actual T
I laughed. and replied, " I do not know what be may under-
stand. out I know that I moan war if he does a much lem
thing Man Mit Depend upon it,tny lord,llle Is too abort for so
many talks sod telegrams. Better to my at 0004. 160 d in 0011
word, what yeti moan and to stick to It and Imo the Goan-
nuance. boilly, as a greet nation should. But hare le the
Prince'. reply to mine, or I am mistaken. Quick wort
In thew days. Yee. I thought 4.—it II quit., YU*
factory.
" Prince Blmaart preemie hie profound reopscle to Ids Sa.
cellency the Dictator. of Ones& Britain

pres—Ous telgrTris—Z—t-1; bluatlet ol • stupid
clerk. Germany hesao hostile Wants.' ou Denmark at
present—at kart can wattUU Mr. Oladsloss rvturos to
nos tram and sods& the oily lorsle• aosaptiontloo I boa
d=ag y ttra et olSo• It Is whop son* 'Mb
satespi ea • igtoslomad tie mark la Ishii I •••-
•111,114 our !groin odes liquid be carktoleL 10 1

taw Odd. UPI mom la the natter pined me me-
eldisiblie PupUilly.red the leading Freash papers, inlarmed
ask Nog o they bad It on undoubted authority
an% hi 111.01, the audacious Talessraton, alter a very
reilligmb. bed returbed is ones, in areenent health
aad
' Not satfigying the longing@ for " loaves and Ash..'
of Mr. Billings, that fellow and his senthby sot mot in
Hyde-park and threatened smother revolution, tem tho
premium of three regiments of cavalry pat ea end to
their ungrammatical mouthing. of stele Seditto., sag
thinking it prndoat to dafer She revolatlen for tho
present they dispersed quietly.
A bold agues* for an Anglo-Samoa Cm/federation
was eagerly joined in by Great Brititio, United
States, British North America, South kirks, and
Anstrtlada • bat
When it ho—me knorru to the outside public that the Asgio-
anion Ooefederatioa was so accomplidasd fact. mad that there
was now one mighty main of entirely predominant power. It
I. imiauelbie to deacribe the ',maternal!. .n that led on the
aggraeslre continental Power,. For s whole month the French
liVertidlto'h ono hoed sd the
ue Alblon '—the Au'Uthr:: growithwistd"with
tent once; and Germany pnlshrly proposed a league of the
remaining rower. against tik but Pante', biped to be
admitted at vice into our OonlederaUoia, that she might not
be left out in the cold. On the other hand, Italy. Damask,
and other analiar States were in a ferment of Joy, for they
hoe, taint they were new Mk lOC OM, imam the mks et the
pled race that love. liberty... . _ _

It WWI at this point that tha fortasia of Blokard
Ettroogways cumulated ; his wit whims w.• as ei.
bibitwat of adoliaratial artiolas of food arid driak, with
tel saga., °opt of prodaotloo. ks
r. Cele kindly gave ma his invaleatioamiatasee to classify-
hag the sarious erticies. but as Kr. Lew. ma linos'. to hare a
pendent for doing disagreeable things. 1g.,. the limpness
management to teas gentleman.
Tim mod. of ILIT~1310(11 in th• exhibition I may illostrato
%.a.Nll2l:case—that 01 ray eartn-hoarted Mond /Merman

mutat No I. cane hi. own advertisement of the
• lightappegmy tea, unrivalled for parity and sztelleeee le
the world. No other in genuine. Be in Wes.' This sae
printed In large lettere, elth the Alderman's neets•ed eddies
specially promleeraL
Under this, No. S. ea. • posed of Ma as sold to the public.
No. I, was another pound of the same les resolved Jay my
disable into it. constituent parts, mid of wbbb wan placed
la a emit IltUe porcelain way, labelled Bresienee—eloe
liersa, Sm, ;•
witrishouve lust, I f' be "Oeloverino motto,
—Premien ales "he.
. .

I in 4 Mr-i-v-i•vidY's label marimba" tho Ploes 4/ swine.
Adore, Load= ; • End Cod prka le the A Merman, Si •
pound.
1. I,=, No. 4, me another Met samatiat tifi
• of the Alderman. ingenuity, Is tem divisions, vi,
1. Remit to the ruche" olf appalls, nervosimem,
emaciation. and daath if perstated
• t Remit to the Alderma—
n carriage and pair. vita a spteedid country home.
• fortune of £lOOOlOl. tin Nada
A mat in Parliament
A bishop standing godfather to his r.hlidren.
The corminty of th•Mayoealty.
The universal roma of Ms countryman
Go and do thou harden`

The lane plan wat-iollotni out te.iii7eno or every inhibitor.
This exhibition, with the reform of ether aboard, 'swind-
ling the atonal. eons, and the degonereey of ran
resultlas front on largo cotton sad other testacy
systains, naturally brought Qui Monitor low to fan
nth pond& waded tolerant, sad hie last otoralag of
Iva rots arrived Msn moment too eon. • mob had
talked the Standard of revolt la London, sad wan
the pane. Bat It wee no me.
o ; I shall remain dictator till twelve," said I : so I
SeisirsPied to the Hone Heard.. wad had LOW or MOS troops
drains spin treed of Um palace talon the mob arrived.
Your orders are Ample —take case that you satmette lama
to the Mater." I mid to the geoseal In consamad. "U soy
eaMre the pahwe drone& without permission. Moot
him if a crowd Gomm to mow them dolma with grape. We
will ham so Communist triumph midis Richard litronsways to
la Mica"

—Mien Ma mob SIM the troops and bad board ray anima tboy
yelled—bat Mopped.
•• And thoso.Mbind cried • Forward.'
_ .

So I occupied the rue ol the morale, la singeing the Is*
pages, sod wstoblag the oath from ths Wooly ea I strolled
about sod smoked.

At -iirelyTp—rerisely the troops wire cadered to retire.
&ad thee the mob flied tato tho pelmet, sad seesaded
to the top of the stairs alter ski Dietaior, whose
forsigu policy had brought Eagland so =mob glory, but
*wee meddling with rested interests sad frau& had
wrought hi. dowafoll. /le let them abuse hist to their
beans coatent, sad addressed thesa • kw words of
tar.,.. II •

In cOsSclustoo, tleasen—as the hinges sewn &tog way—
! bid you f • sod slims many of you seem so kindly
Interested In my 14iftre, I ammo you Mat you need not be
ander no Mann fer me. I aim of foci moles to Nun Zealand
(roan of moms lc laughter). Fact gentlemen; and If we do
Dot meet again, to. fault will be quite your owe. Would It
also Interns you to bear Mat, as • feeble attaillipt l lositmleg
your COmosonbUc glories, I hare had Use palms mined, mid
perchance la half • :ninon it will be, like myself, la the air?
Adieu, gentleman—en neon."
My questbm homod than coospletely, and glorious wee the
skededdle" Mat followed! I aspen, howmer, as the door
uei falling. sprang to • rope somessded through • trap-docr,
and la • mood we. la • Sallloon on the palace roof, with the
Mad fair Inc my yaolit et the Mare. to another wood we
were Ire hundred feet Move the building, and I hid waved a
hot adieu to crowd, palace, mid DlMMorshlp.

" A Van TOlrrs's Ooona Yam raoronr. —Throailt
this Widnes* of Messrs. Rippe, 1 nasally bed se upper.
Walt), of wane tin mug tionspliemad sad warted
Shit Osime bean pante through are it is sold
.. f"1"7.11. sad Ileum bath hater's... 4 and highly
=d with what Low during my visit to the matt.
y. I thought a brief saarant of the Cacao, sad tee
way It is matulastured by Mews Epps, to fit it for a
wholesiomo sod . nutritious beverage. might be of
interest to the readers of 'Load sad Water."•—fies
Artist* ii "Lend mid Water,* Geteber 14.
BRIAJLIANT.—Erre's Oocioa.--Onanror. MID 001 I•
FOBT11110.—" By a thorough knowledgt of the natural
laws which govern be operations of digestios eud
attrition, and by • ovoid appliastion of the deo
propkrtios of woll-volootod tome, Yr. Epps kw provided
oar breakisat tehies with • delicately davoered
beverage abash may stye us many hoary dollars' bills"—
Otoil.lerwiat Gaudin. Reds simply with &ilia. Water
sr Milk. Haab paakat la labelled —" anus Errs It Oa.,
Hommotrathie Citessiets, Leaden." Also, makers of
Ikpe's Gaetano, • very thin beverage far *realm use.
litaloF4oTOlll OF CoOOA,CAOAOI7II. AND CH0001.•111.
—" We will now give an seeming of Um proems adopted
by Rosen. Jamas Epps aod Co., samaufactitrers of
iheistie article*, at their works in the Restos Rood,
Londou."-B.e artiele in Part 19 of austir s HormAsiii
Gunk.

Tho BrtiioA Joarstal of Meal* states that "out of
27 samples of bleak tea, oolleeted from grocers' shops,
Mx were genalae, 90 were mere or lees adulterated.'
This *video*, of the unwholesome ebareeter of the tea
ordinarily soli, °onset but convioes wassusters of the
great advaatage secured by purebeelag nornimea's Tea,
imported without the usual artificial bolas of imputes'
salmi., banes Os great streagth aid debates& devour.
Sold in packets, by Pusan* kg.
flavgarr Yasza' Farreuzacia proves that Rowlaads'
Ilthrseu Oil preserve., streogathas and beeithilles the
human hair; 3s. at, 75., sad 10s. dd. pot bottle. Row.
Medi Salyder eradmates all spots, Mc, freckles, mad
erodsom • purity of complex!..; 41. 6.1. per bottle.
Rowlands' Wonto produore svelte and mood teeth, pre-
rsoDag sad arreselag their clooir ; 2.. 94. per box, of
all theuthits. See that Rowlands' signature Is on every
Arlie* no others bring geaulan
VALCIABIJ D1800•111T Mx TSB Ran 1 1-a very
Wooly serialised hair dreaming soled "rim mealeis
Hair Itenewor," now being sold by most Chemists and
Perfumers at Ss 6d. per bottle, is bet thowthrlitt .11
" Hair Restoren"—for it will positively restore in *very
sees Grey or White hair so lit origiaal solour, by • few
bir-toes, without dyeing it. or Marisa the disagree-
senall of molt " Restontre It makes the halo
eherrulogly beautif el, as well.. proem:dim the growth
ea bald spots. where the hair glaade are sot dewed.
Oertillealis from Dr. Vermeer, ors every bottle, with
full partienlars. Ask for the" Koala's Hair Ranewer,"
tiroPiterl by U. a. Rasp, 493, Oalced-etnet. Loodes.

- Ku. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING STRUT FOll CHILDS/II I
Should always be seed when ehildren are matting '
teeth ; It relieves the little sufferer, at one', It pro.
deem attars' quiet sleep by relievlag the Wild from '
win, sad the Luis cherub awakes " es brt as •
hattos." 15 1. perf wetly harralem and very *swat to
Meta. It soothes the gild, it whims lb. gems, allays
all pain, relieves wiod, regulates the bowels, end is the
best kao wit remetgr dyseatery sad dlarrhasa,whetber
=hifroen tie or other masa. Mrs. Winalow's
Syrup no by thossaads of Modistes dealer.
Is all parts of the world at Is. 144. per bottle, and
Itillioas of Mothers ow lestlfy M Its virtue—Mann.
Whey, 493, Oxford-street, Leedom.
FRAGRANT Irwau.uli 1— Foe the Terra sad Baum
• few drops of tbt.Uquid os• wet tooth bnieh endear
• delightful foam whisk dews* the Teeth from all
imparitier, streagtbeas and Itardeas the awn., preveats
tarter, sad arrests We progress of damp It gives to
the 'broth • pawner and besatifal whiteness, sad im.
puts a deligktlal [ragman to the breath. It removes
all unpleasest odour arising from dewed teeth, •
disordered eMsesealt, or totems smoke. The Freers°.
Flotillas Is Fundy riveted% sad equally adapted to
old sod yeasg. 15 1. tas greatest toilet dissovery of
the ego. Bold Is large bottles end elegant oases at
fa 6d. by all Oltemiste sad Perfsmen. H. O. GALLOP,
Proprietor, 493, Oxfordetrost, Leedom.
SHOWN'S Baosocw. Thom* for the eared Combs,
Oolde, Beanseess, Bronabills, Asthma, Oster* or ea
Irritation or gorewes of the throat, are now
, and sold Is Shia emtetry at Is. led per box, pat op in
j the form of • " losenge." 15 5. the most eonvenient,
pleasant, eels and sure remedy for clearing and
strengthening the voice koown is the world. Th.
Bev. Henry Ward Beecher say. : "I have often reelow
mended the. to friends who were publis sputters, sod
In many ewes they hays proved extremely serviceable."
The gentiles haw the words "Brown's Bronchiel
Teatime" on the Governmeet Stamp mound welt Sox.
Sold by all mediates VOWIO/1.—Loodo• Depot, 403,
Oximelctreet
IT le • reerignlesd feet, that Bregg's Vegetable Clue-
coal Bin:MU if 000 of the most invaluable remedies for
indigestion, figuleney, oddity, foul breath, he. The
following is Dr. flanedni report on Bragg's Carbon or
Climatal Biscuits I have on mow than one meselen
eubjectad to cmlyair Bragg's pare Vegetable
ah° Ch&rood Bmeulte, and hare aler:itt
them to be most etrefely prepared; the Watered sad
other material. used in their mandadiare being of the
puled and beet detoription, mad form the MOM agres.
able medium hitherto devised for the edminietratioe of
that most valuable remedial eabeleses, Vallattb6 Char"
coal. *nod, Amu% HILL LiallS•LL. Aatlist
or 'Food and ise itdalteratlons.' hdelior"l"
Detected, and other works." Bold by all ehontlete.
Puhisten 'furnace CzezooAL —lt weal,* be well
lee ell who value their health wore the virtess of thls
laminable:l=th) salversally known. Judging frost
ite melon ' y, as an shoorbeat of Impure wet,
and neutraliser of oddity In the stomach sad towels,
as may eoneltule It is this peoallar property which
render, (tan important eradloator of gout sad ileums.
WM from the system, sod why it le so valoab'e In all
ames of dyspepsia, or lodigeetkm, with It. ootommitant
evils, locs of appetite, names' heartburn, &Mime,,
acidity, gnaw Jag of the stomach, ho., ls, Dist it onerous
upon the chyme and chyle, which la the fluid substaain
mparated by digection from the chyme, and from whieh
pure blood le formed. When Marood some. in Goatees
with putrescent tutstamee Of game, it alters the
pnirement or repel* tendency ut.tre effectually than
any otter antimptio in the vegetable Meadow Pure
Vegetable Carbon or Medicinal thurooal, highly meow
mended by Dn. Hama% Borland, Foresaw, Lemd,
and other eminent Physielaw Prepared, by eareful
emir, by J. L. Breit, 14, Wismar* &reek Lauda.,
goad by ea elesalete, bt_bottles,2i. 44., sa46m. seek
Also eelebrilei Mama fisselta. laid la au,
Is., IL, is, ma4Ba auall.