The Stourbridge Observer, Cradley Heath, Halesowen & District Chronicle.
Stourbridge, West Midlands, England, 1886-08-07 00:00:00

COCOA

GOODALL'S
ousehold Specialities.

YORKSHIRE RELISIL
The most delicious Sauce in the World.
Enriches lot Joints, Stews, Chops, Fish, S. •
Blends admirably with all Gravies.
isles the daintiest dishes more delicious.
Beware of Colourable Imitations.
fed Everywhere in sd., 1., nd 28. Bottles.
GOODAL.L, EACRIIOUS.E, di CO., LEEDS.

GOODALL'S CUSTARD POWDER.
Makes delicious Custards without eggs at half the price.
Delicious to Puddings, Tarts, and all kinds of Fruit.
Delicious to everything. Delicious alone. Give it a trial.
Boxes, Gd. and le. each, by Grocers, Chemists, &c.•
Prepared by GOODALL, BACKIIOUSE, & Co., Lied,.
GOODALL'S EGG POWDER. .

The only Substitute for Eggs yet discovered. ,
One Sixpenny Tin will go AS far as Twenty Eggs. .
Sold in id. Packets, 6d. and is. Tina, '
Prepared by GOODALL, BACKHOUSE, & CO., Ueda

FREEMAN'S SYRUP OF PHOSPHORUS.

The most Wonderful Blood Purifier awd Nerve Tbilisi
aver brought before the public. One dose equal to ten of
Cod Liver Oil. Sold by all Patent Medicine Dealers, ba
Bottles, Zs. 9(1., la. 6d.1 1/a., and 334. each. A Pamphlet
will be sent p, 0 free on application.
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A GOVERNESS, advertlsing tor a situation, says see 13
a perfect mistress of her own tongue.
THE impecunious young lady who told hr tail
sweetheart that her father was wealthy knew how to
draw a long beau.
AN Irishman once rusnea intv yr. A hernetny g con-
sulting-room in great excitement, exclaiming, •• Beda d,
your honour, young Tim's gone awl swallowed a live
rat !" "Then, bedad," was the instant rejoinder," tell
young Tim to swallow a live cat."
CONFOUND these dressmakers' bills," said old Bente'
to his young partner. "I've just paid for Mrs. B.'s
last ball dress, and I tell you they come high."
"Come high I" echoed the junior. "Not the one she
wore at the musicale the other night—.er-,ahem !
Excuse me; I was thinking of something else." And
the silence could have been cut with a knife.

A LITTLE adventure of the Duke de Braganza, the
husband of the Princess Amelia, of Orleans: "I w-aS
travelling in Spain," said the duke, "and had reached
a miserable little village. It was one a.m. Knocking at
the only hostelry in the place, a gruff voice called out,
Who's there?' Dom Alphonse-Ramire-Juan-Pedro-
Carlos-Francisque-Dominique de Roam de Braganza.'
Drive on,' was the reply; 'I can't accommodate E3O
many people."
"AT least one old school remedy proves the wisdom
of the homceopathic theory that like cures like, and it
is a poultice of hops for the jumping toothache.
" MAUD, dear, why is a gardener like your cheeks ?"
"Now, John! You know I never can guess conun-
drums. Why is he?" "Because he is the culler of
roses."

THERE are some good people over-sensitive; a
touch, a look, seems to give them pain; and yet if
you do not look at them, nor speak to :them it pains
them still more.

ALerfoNso, of Castille, disposes of woman in these
words: "She is a human being who dresses, babbles,
and undresses." Oh, the wretch! Oh, the brute of a
man!

A CLERGYMAN who married four couples in one
hour the other day, remarked to a friend that it was
"pretty fast work." "Not so very fast," responded
his friend; "it's only four knots an hour."
LITTLE boy (studying his Latin lesson) : "Pa, what,
does ' mort' mean ?' Pa (ex-alderman and builder)
"Is that word in your book?" Little boy: "Yes.'
Pa: Well, it means 'more mortar,' but 'didn't knowr.
it was a Latin word."
"GOOD morning, Mrs. Gilligan; how is Patrick this
morning?" "Sure, he's no better, sir." "Why don't
you send him to the hospital to be treated ?" "To be
treated, is i
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the wind and rain were blowing and
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