The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1881-04-19 00:00:00

A BUDGET or OMISSIONS.

The following are a few little mitten; (by way of sample)
which Mr. We &tone might advantageously have sub-
Gilled to taxation
_

1;ord Chamberlain—A tax of, say. twice his salary
or evrry theatre compulsorily closed on Ash Wedusedays.
inefficient Policemen—.l. hob from every bobby who
aceei's his duty would surely add to the revenue.
i'igeonahooters ahould be compelled to pot shot into
he ne metal locker by a big "charge " on their bang-kers.
Asphalt° roadways might be taxed on the slidiag-acale
-siaj s.r., in a ratio inverse to their slipperiness.
Faallionahle Ileatities —According to the multitude of
heir charms omi the prevalence .if their photographs.
The eleet.street Piginori d —So much a day ea long u
t iste.tains up after his lug been so thoroughly " taken
!own" by public ..pinion.

" A THING Or BEAUTY."
" et handsome aeutlemaa's residleuce is to be let aorta-
,i.hed • Tiai, would be • very suitable borne fur a
i'tuirssi.ual &only."

Titai.TH or THE ROWE SICIETAIT.

Onr readens will regret to be;that Sir Willi& Her-
. int has miner d from an attack oi =saltbox. in addition
.o being threatened la= week with a serious coffin fit.

[From Referee.)
itEr a practical joke whey iii. really a good one.
rise heat l'• e beard of lately has just been perpetrated by
the proprietor of a sixpenny Society journal. On the
find page is thin notice :—" In onisequence of extn
attractions the price of this number will be one shilling.'
On the hut page the laugh comes in. "Several artielei
and paragraphs are omitted in coneequence f thr
pressure of advertisemente on our apace." No wundes
we could send "Bole," on a fool's errand to the Cape
when bolsi are so easily rai.ed ut home! lam thinking o
starting a paper which shall be nothing but advertisements
and cluirging two•and-aixpence for it. Willings must hr
poems people ; they let the public read their hoarding,
for nothing. Soule day look out for the following :
" Immense attraction. Willings' new boarding at the
Law Courts covered with tirrt.class advertisements
kdsuisigun, one shilling; zhildiem

Emir HOUSEHOLD should have a box of Stanton's
Cough Pills. For Sndden Colds and Sore Thereto, no
remedy has ever been discovered to equal them. They are
the best and cheapest medicine ever offered to the politic.
beam will find them invaluable in the nursery, and they
should aleave be kept near st heed. Sold by all Chemists
In &lies at pp. end it. ud.
NATUILE'S WAY. Nature often ewes the disease, but
when the does, it is always hy expelling in some wskr:
other the cause. Dr. Bardsley's Antibilions
effectually all nit' we In doing this, and this is why they
00 many treat cures. Sold by all Chemists is
min
house at 1314. and 9d
FLOISILISIE!—FOR SHE TEETH AND HIRAM—A few
drops of the liquid " Forilme sprnkled on a wet tooth
brush produces a pleameat lather, which thoroughly
el ewe. the teeth from all aresit sor impurities, hardens
the gums. Prevents 'altar, stow decay, gives to the teethe
pannier pearly whiteness, and a delightful fragrance to
the breath. It removes all unp'ewant odour arising from
Wrap, I teeth or theooo smoke. "The Fragrant
Floriline,' being composed in part of honey and sweet
herlw, is delici us to the taste end the greatest toilet
discovery of the age. Price 2s. 6d. of all Chemists and
pe, turner& Wholesale dot* removed to Ti, Farringdon-
road, London.

TOURISTS AND TrAivsuiss, Indira risking, visiting the
seaside, or otherwise exposed to the scorching rays the
sun and heated particles of dust, will find Rowlands'
Kalydor most cooling and refreshing for the face, hands,
and arms; it eradicates sunburn, tan, freckles, Ape_ allays
the pain and irritation caused by mosquito and gnat bike
and produces • beautiful and delicate complexion. Sold
In two sizes. Rowlands' Macassar Oil prevents the hair
falling off during hot weather. Rowlands' Odonto
whitens the teeth. Sold by chemists, perfumers, and
hairdressers. Buy only BOWllud.l any-W.
DIMAS& ItiTZt WINO. One of the most unpleasant
result. of Indiewstica will no longer he experienced if Dv.
Budsley'. Antibilions Pills we tetra. These Pills will
prevent the distress referred to, and by Perserstthe in the
nse of this remedy for • few weeks, • permanent cure
will be effected, and pain will no longer be the penalty of
sating. Sold by all Chemist' in Boxes at 1314. and
Is.
ADMIT TO MOTHERI I—Are you broken in Your rest by
a sick child suffering with the vein of cutting teeth/Go at
once to • chemist and fret a bottle of NOM Wiltsl4l6l
BOOTHIXO STROP. It will Tense* tb•pref sufferer immedi-
ately. It i. pee/eetle Itereelew sad aessab to tie II••••• ts
note, et...r. to, .s.us
pain, end the little cherub awakes "as bright as • button.
It soothes the child, it softens the gums, allays all Pah*
relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and Is the best known
remedy for dysentery and diarrheas, whether arising from
teething or other canals Rita Winslow's Soothing,
Syrup is sold by Medicine dealers everywhere at la lid
per Ant tie.
THROAT RITCCTIONS AND HOARMINIXL—AII suffering
from irritation of the throat and hoarseness' will be
egrie-
ably surprised at the almost immediate relief esosti.d by
the use of Brown's Bronchial Troches." Thaws (anions
" lOttenitee" are now sold by most respectable chemists in
this country at la ltd. Per box. People troubled with •
" hacking cough," • ' slight cold," or bronchial affections,
c'annett try there teo WOR, as similar u•oubi«, It allowed
to progress, result in serious Pulmonary and Asthmatic
affections. See that the words " Brown's Bronchial
Troches" are on the Government Stamp around each bag.
—Prepared by Sous I. BROWN and Boss, Harlon, United
States. European depot, removed to Paiyingdon
cad, London.

Wsasixel Ricitivr• PARIS BLUIL The marked
superiority of this laundry blue over all others. and the
quick appreciation of its merits by the public, have been
attended by the usual results, viz. • flood of imitations;
the merit of the latter Mainly ceLalsSe in the ingenuity
exerted, not simply in imitating the square shape, but
making the general appearance of the AVlSpeell Plu•mbie
that of the genuine article. nu manufacturers beg
therefore to caution all buyese to sea " Reckitt'l Patti
Blue" on each packet

A clever young poet named Nub,
Had Corns, in his pain he wrote trash;
But Alicock—you know
mi—
Sent Corn Stuelds • a poem
Nub permed and beat Itilton to smash.
Allcock's Corn Plasters have no equal as a ours and a
ni COM. They Aiwa, give astidadiat.