The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1880-11-23 00:00:00

FACTS AND FANCIES.
(From Punch).

APTRECIATITE SYMPATIIT.-11.-rr B•wrolu'ioffsiti plays a
lore N torso..c .1 lb he has jut c nip To Ulm, ell
he s •(tip moo Os the floal now lair aouotour, "I) 1, Osage !
I "in• f0,.0 ..1 ihnt c10..r old tune !•
N v.ows • f !rebind, vrry plat, (by Lord Sherbrooke).
2. III.; (.ihly coloore.l (by Chg. los it Q C.), 1,1.
ItzionTixo (7RUILLTf TO • WOMI•v.—A onber illosion
goon Wr di ili Here thst tbe verre cbival-
loos to On wnrker And yet we road that they I
nerrnadrd Saab 137rir a with • blilit.• band ! Lot on
bps it in n. 4 inns We trust that out on cotopomoot to
air, roving.) tuu.ic Instrutueut of thn •tat S. to the
n r•on.) appearance of D -no Mal and the skeleton in the
c Ain, which we holie,. in her cheerful travelling
c inipsnion tie nrirnoade was given on the bine..
A Tifortocuir Ugniturvort.-11 ale Winitir (to invalid,
who haa jiint con)) trot of • cur.). " What? Feel
your 10.:• .ir we, with a iire.ght down your back and have
got ii dialamt. y... 1 Cal 11.4c011p hear, what I'm saytn4
Ab, then it'd collie cinsr you've been at tb waters r
HOWER 1. DUCATIoN.—Aunt : " I mop, s, you are very
itiy ttn ton gone lira to echo ii. arran't you. Amy r
Amy: ye., eery. Eilt you se% auntie. in torso days of
eirforod educelion one is obltgad to put feeling entirely
As 1111111 LAND QUILITION.—ione difference of opinion
pt, Vaal in trrlaod a. to to•acoiracy of "Griffith's valua-
tion. Smo lendo men may amb in tone implying not
curiosity, but civil ; " Who's Or MOO- but it is only a
unall minority who rawly, "Not • We rasa."
The wind t get at ones bones.—The gnaw-seater.
(From Fun.)

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Lint A BilD.—Tran SpOrtaninil "Why, there's not •
biro tip he ire anywhere ; wherever can they be gone to,
or what can they he doing r Milder Man "Poking
t',eir beaks into other sportman's business. I suppose
a.,4 their claws will get into other peonies plea"
Fux Soomis Asuis.—The Prince of Wore owes £lO,OOO.
fayt Vanity Psi,. It is not worth while t) apply to Pectin'
met' far a epocial grant on that wore, nays toe Belso. On
thooi two scorer, you mese, Mir Sao. says Pita. You
irs,t tyro 114,1,1 10 rake forty any day in the week.
Wieg Nor f —Mark the City boundary a; Temple Bar
by the erection of a Poi t-cullir.
Why are all vessel, cruising between the l-le of Wight
and the Harnothire cout to be avoided I—Because they
are always in ti Ault.
A 111112 FOR THE IRIIIII—L t every "Paddy's" Said
grow rice.
ANOTHIR PERVERT= OF 1116 TRUTH. —Refrrehitt : •
"G an' t.i f dropth o' beer, old woman? Marla
right" Wife "Ye.. hut not for Fun; jou said you
w're solos to lake the pledge this mania,. Rifreehist
" Yeah, I 'so, boon round to the Rood templarsti longish
, this morale, but they ain't got • wacancy till after
Chrisnia.h."
A HOLZ IT TUI WaLL—Ratent accounts of the con-
struction ol the new Princess's Theatre say. " It May be
comfortini to many it learn that the auditorium is
seperst:d frr the stage by • substantoal brick wall
nearly two feet thick," Marty who have been Gillen the
opening night blushed orator demonstrator how easily
and nonfort thly they can "sea through • brick wall."
A "LATIMR"-DAT 8111011. —The Tinl34, In writing of the
lota "g .as-you-piesee' lace, referred to "the latter of
three in.-a." We have lour known that the True
, favoured a overm of "bitterer reforoi, but CI extend it
so no nn inel ado a "comparative.' mistake would be a
"p 'attic,,' blonder.
Writs NOT —Sorely " t ‘point his claret" was • own-
peretirily twitt4r when every brave knight wore
las "C1N.141" uu lii bOlO.