The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1881-01-25 00:00:00

[From Punch.]
ISSENCE UV PAILLIAMENT.
Ettracted from the diary of Toby, &LP.

"Randolph.: I said, "you have spoken frankly to mu,
more particularly about your nearest friends, and I will
be equally plain with you. You are a rice young man,
clever and amusing, perhaps more amusing than clever.
You have hit upon a new thing, and deserve to profit by
it. Men oh, kick over the traces are common enough on
the other side of the House. The new delight you have
given us is the spectacle of an undisciplined Tory, a man
who will not march at the word of command, and who
@nape his fingers at his Captain. I cannot join yours oe
any other party in the House, for the sufficient reason
already explained by Alr.,Panck. I am a party myself. I
am the Fifth Party. But if it were otherwise, and I were
looking about for alliances, I would not join you. You
won't last long, Randolph. You are rather funny than
witty—more impudent than important The joke of you*
setting op to. lawlthe great Conservative Party tells by rea-
son of its supreme audacity and by the comical spectacle
of a good man like Stsfford Nortbcote struggling with the
adversity of your esistelice. That joke will pall by-and-
bye. l'onservatives will see that —ou are doing for
them what is being continually done by ardent young
men on the Liberal side, who are always striving to break
up their ',Arty. You don't come within a thousand miles
of the ability of Lowe, and are not hearly as clever as
poor Horsman, and you know what Ise became. When
your side come back to power, you will probably be
engaged with an Under-Secretaryship, and will become
even as those roystering spirits of an earlier age—
Cavendish Bentinck and James Lowther."
Churchill went off without saying a word. I fancy
lie was huffed.

[From Funny Folkaj

/NTING

WWII.

(For the Edification of Those "Not in the Hunt." By
"Corporal Nym".rod.)

When a stag catches his antlers in the branches, he
becomes "the kart bowled down.'
When a hare "doubles," it is, of course, twice as easy to
etcb It. . . . .

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Nothing can stop the tears of a pack " in full cry.'
In going over a hill the fox has two soente—a-soent and
de-went. . . . .

—Hunting men are said to ride "straight se a rule ;" but
to this rule there are many exceptions
Some ladies also ride to hounds "straight as a die "
as "Di Vernon" herself.

A "rattling good spin" is much enjoyed by equestrian
spinsiters.
The best sort of horse for hunting with the pack is
pack-horse.
The "Whip" is closely associated with dogs, but has
no affinity with the "cat."
The brush is peculiar to the fox and the comb to the
/lam . _ _

The side which Minting men take in the "Morality of
Field Sports " question is the ulpi•ride.

[From Referee.]

'•low cold it has been !" is the cry of the hour, but it
is • cry in which the membeni of the Government can
hardly join. "How warm it is getting !" is far more
likely to be the exclamation of Mr. Gladstone, as he
stands with his back to the tire at Downing.street, and
thinks of the fire he will have to face nightly at St.
Stephen's. It is getting warm for the Government. but
the gentleman who are contributing the principal caloric
supply are just the last people in the world who ought to
wail the Gladstone Ministry.

Sing Mr. Brullatigh and Mr. Mackonochie were
invited to be joint chairmen of the Rev. Stewail
Headlam's presentation meeting, the following arrange-
ments bare been concluded: Lord Randolph Churchill
and Baron Rothschild will preside at the meeting of the
Society for the Propagation of the Gospel among the
Jews. Mr. Lawson and Mr. Lahoucliere, MP., will
preside at an Anti- Turkish Demonstration in I.eice.ter-
square. The Archbishop of (7anterliury and Mt. kithur
Roberts will preside at the Wesleyan roolci., .• Mr.
Spurgeon and the Rev. Pelham Dale oill we-4 .t the
Royal General Theatrical Fund Dinner on N.h \
day. Mr. Justice Hawkins and Nlits A lirc ill
preside at the meeting of the Sudety for the abolition of
Cwital Punishment.

COOK L IV S &NTIBILIOUS PILLS.

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SIGHTY YKABEL
tg. Nix Oaroxo-irrisrr. Lopson.

COCKLES' ANTIBILIOUB PILLS.

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Ottelogne tree. J. Simmons, MP, Dudley Street, Blnolnitham.

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without mercury.

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1-• wariest mettletne.

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A- A Blend of the Foreat Mille In Scotland, 440. per dozen
coo. oe suiplicd for many Trani to the Home of
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the 11111.11HOro generally hum! let Whinkry ; it Ii ittio
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10A_LOMINO SHERRY.
The nowt elqulalta of Xeres Wise, Om per dorm
eprriAly shipped to ogtr firm
VIRGIN MADEIRA.
A Pure Wine of our own midmost, 305. per doom.
Highly recommended to Invalids. (137
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CRADLES cumntanAm kCOl4JswryL,_
LONDON CLOTHlNG—Carriage paid to any
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SUITS • 308. TROUSERS • 108. Id OVIROOATI-
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