The Stourbridge Observer, Cradley Heath, Halesowen & District Chronicle.
Stourbridge, West Midlands, England, 1872-04-13 00:00:00

CUTTINGS FROM AMERICAN PAPERS.

Old maidi are more politely called " belated cigters '
in Virginia.

A Peoria paper states that there is a dry goods clerk
In that city who can bow so low as to wipe his nose on his
boots.

A Danbury poet named Button has written a poem
The Crzt line reads, "I am sitting alone on the islet." Pretty
good for Button.
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In Nla.s,aclinsetts it is said the passage of a law is
contemplated prohibiting people from sneezing wdhout
taking out a licence. The bill is a satire on the ',enema
of the Niaasachusetts Legislature for regulating everything.
A highly-coloured report from Colorado, aa to the
ability of the wind in that quarter, say that the wind blows
with inch force, that when a man loses his hat he has to
telegraph to the next station to have it stopped.

The hair on a camel, we see it stated, weighs about
ten prmeds. and sells for more than 4:20, which shows that It
was n't only in the do's of Mohammed that the animal hors
a great prophet.
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A fpntlemanly engineer, who drives a locomotive in
the 'l4 et, in reply to Mr. Sunnier's remark that the engi-
neer's little boy looked dark enough to be an Indian, said,
" Well, my friend, it's half Nun and half injuneer

The an Antonio (Texas) i)ostmaater received a
letter lately "To Lay Mammy." .15 was not delivered till
some weeks after; a small, tierce-looking old woman ap-
peared at the post-office window, s,ying, " Mister, have you
got any letter from my Johnny l" when the postrauter hit
the mark at once.
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I celebrated my wooden marriage laat week," said
Ann to Sate. " Hew did you celebrate it, and what la a
wooden marriage I" said Jane to Ann. 'A wooden marriage,"
said Ann to Jane, "ix what you would 10—wbot girl
wouldn't " I see, sold Jane to Ann, " what • wouldn't
marriage is now."
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The Poet Laureate must take care ; already Amerfea
th fathead of him in e way of odes about the Prime of Wales.
This oomee from Chicago—
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At Sandringham the Trine.
Of Wales a:, getting round lits ilineis
and his princess wite.snUgoodneu."
And yet they say that America has no native schsol
poetry !
Through an accident at the watur-worke, Boston
Massachusetts, was recently deprieerl'of water for twenty
four hour., ant in the morning numerous complaints were
mode to the milkmen of the unusual thickness of the milk.
PM/111.e., whi .11 have been fadthfuny kept, were riven, that
Chic should not oecnr ars'. When nicar.i's ire deprived
it of its wsterotipply for twelve days, no drug, effect wee
noticed in the milk—one advantage *I belug IltUeted C6l. 6
ire& water lake.

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WANTED, a competent PERSON to CON-
TRACT for the MAKING of Item 1;0,000 to
70.000 FIRE BRICKS per week. No Imo nto,l apply
who e ,anot produce satisfactory references as to charac-
ter, and a general knowledge of the business.—Address,
"Fire Clay," Post Office, Sheffield.

WANTED, in the Upper High-street, Stour-
brit p, One or Two Rooms, for Officee.— Apply,
ObJerver Office, Stoarbridge.

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pHOTOGRAPIIY.
J. SIJNDERLAND,
07, BCLL STRENT, BIRMINGIL4II,
NEAR GREAT WESTERN HOTEL,
Begs to inform the Public that he bas addea
to the present Establishment a large
GROUP STUDIO (13 feet loug), specially
constructed for Photographing
FAMILY GROUPS, SCROOLS, SOCIETIES,
CHURCH CHOIRS, &c. &c.

CIIILDREN'S Special STUDIO is
also Opened. where Portraits of Young
CHILDREN may betoken instantaneously.

HIGH CLASS CARTE DE VISITE,
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PROM
TAKEN DAILY.

11R. JAMES BOSTON HEYS, Professor
of Mio. II igh.streei,lley Reath.
N.B.—All kinds of hineical luetruir erta tuner'
repaired.
New Music at Half-priee.
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PIANOFOFTES FOR RATE OR HIRE

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weeks. strengthen weak hair, prevent its falling off, check
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whatever cause, and at any age, its effects are certain;
in thousands of cases it has been suecessful when all other
preparations had failed. In the nursery it is unequalled
as it keeps the head clean and forms the basis of a beau-
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wrapper. Sold by Mr. Whitwell, Chemist, Stourbridge.

RUPTURES EFFECTUALLY CURED
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In every case of single or double Rupture, of whatever
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cure in • short time, without confinement or inconveni•
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by those who have ben at any time compelled to wear
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with instructions for use, on receipt of ten shillings, by
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ALOVELY COMPLEXION produced by the
use of Dr. Russell. KALONICA. the only known
Remedy for all Skin Complaints. Cosmetics, paints, and
powders, ruin the skin, are but wretched impostures, and
expose those who use them to ridieulo. A enthral love-
liness. of skin, a pure, brillisut. and raiant complexion
making even the plainest face agreeable and attractive,
can be secured by this exgoisite Wm:h. It removes pim.
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roughness, cry.,irelss, and all un*ignt:y eruptions and
msfieurenients ; impartinq, tint ettarness and bloom of
health so much desired • Sold by all Use

i'riet. 2s 9.

rabos. ui flee by poEt on receipt of 33 atacipg, by Dr.
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In any fasts of eSIOII Ernption+. Knl, Lie!! i 3 precoribed
by hundred+ of mcdical wen, and constantly used in
nearly all the Cour: of Europe. 1..,ry ti-tome Bot,le
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list enclosed with ir a Painplifet on the Secret of Beauty,
and liii., Dr. RUS3eiCA Trade Mrs ii at ri,ppittire on the
Vinipper. .• My ha, WA really covi tea with tin anal
freckles, but they have disappeared. by Ina steady lye of
your gorgeous lialimies." dam, Iteal tep small
pox marks ou my rare, that I tried in vain to remove:
our surgeon advised or. to try your wash, and they dis-
appeared is three weiks. It is really a neirvelloui die-
eatery.' Mils Reynolds. '1 was annoyed for yearn
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after inlaying, especially, has entirely removed it." J.
Smart, Sag. "iii scorea of cases of skin disease, I ad-
vised my patients to use your Kalonica, and have not
heard of a failure." W. Morgan, M.D. Sold by Mr.
Whitweil, Chemist, Stourbridge.

GIVEN AWAY FOR THE BENEFIT OF
NERVOUS SUFFERfAI3, who may cure them-
selves by the New system of treatment, which has been
successful is thousands of cases of nervous anti general 1
debility, loss of memory, failing sight, epilepsy, con-
sumption, indigsstion, giddiness, head-aebe, and the long
liA of fennel disesses known as nervous complaints,
many of which had oilea given up by the docters as quite
incurable, bend foul lonely stamps to James Duncan,
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by the Kid of which every cue may recover permanent
health is a vty short time, thus saving themselves from
• nie of misery. and Lai, extortionate charges of quacks
who advertise to cure these dweases. f.xducts it-cm

talon:As: •• My stoludea i., Loa unit It state. a .14 I ran
enjoy 111 V meal. rOW. J. \V." •.
I wls so nervous beiore
taking your medicine.. that I m.o. the to write. J. I."
'• Toe trenilning of the bands and knees is gaze. I'. J."
I have had 110 p..lptel.,n of the heart or hel-note
Moen I took it Mrs. O. I.'" My wits suff,red for
years from lin:voila:less. guidiro as in the head, piiin
across the ioretirirl, a A Les of apt:mite; I am thatuklill
to sty your tueoiciad curet her in a very short time. U
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NTEItVOUSNESS NO FANCY. Thousands
IA of pour sofforers C4ll truly testify that nervous•
nes, I, indeed no fancy, but a terrible reality that has
battled the skill of the wist,t of our Physicians to cure.
Nervous invalids stiff:ring from low spirits and debility,
1110i4i, in the had, meiancholy, fear, blushing, dislike to
society, sleepie,sdess, headache, indigestion, dimness of
sight, loss of memory, cid liervs, palpitation of the heart,
near li., tits, epilepsy, or any oiher of the tboosand
forms of this raging malady, will find Dr. T HO AziON'S
EURO YONE a mod certain rdinydy. It has effected
tli,os in is of c lees of nIl afl'ection t,f the nervous sys-
tem steel t. to the politic, and is so safe
that it to 71-ei sly sdionq and oil, hoover weak and
ill toe) us.; ii..s id 4 elisp that evert too poorest havo
litsd.tor see,- to utter. Pries, Is flu and Is 91
per a ii. wait •iit.t.,try rules, dre. Sold by all Chemists,
or will —•••

, t fr.e tiy pn4 oft reecipt of 14 or 33 penny
... 9. by D. 1,10450N,55 Hattholoinew.roaii. Ken-
o L 11. In cv.4y ease it er!titut good &Pi.'

retreAting stern, and ensures
lb, ex' ,s,tdinary efficacy of Nenrotoue,
toy t,%..t the purelt.lser oubervcs that the

Name It ILPii ;'s engraved in white lett,rs
tie tiovernadmt Stomp. withont which none can be
genuine. My fe.:rful lies.lsehes were quite cured by
ttirce doses. 11.8 " •' 1 coffered a insrtyrdom for years,
horn netralqia in my foe; tho Neurotone has qu.te
cored it, sod the 711ro.txtion of the heart which oftnn die-
I mee' ens:red. Mrs. W. 13."
Auy C "zold by Mr. Whit-

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