The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1861-11-05 00:00:00

Pickings from punk.

GLORIOUR TITLI FOR A NNW ALPTINNT NSW*-
. " A Flaortli of all Sorts."
CAUTION TO WOOLOATIIRIZ/A.—To those English
steamers who are attempting to run the blockade of
Sonth America we beg to repeat the Spanish proverb :
" Take care, in going in search of wool, that you do not
return home fleeced,

ADVICE TO BACIEDITESIL—The Hunchback does not
see his own hunch, but he seos clearly the hunch of
another hunchback. Therefore, it is as well to know
what there is at our own book before we venture to
laugh behind the becks of others.
The °RULES/ FILISUSTEIIB.—A question very com-
monly asked is—What object have the Duke of Chsrtres
and the Count of Paris in view, enlisting themselves on
the side of the North against the South? Perhaps the
conquest of New Orleans.

AiIIoTHNII CHALLENGE TO BLONDIN.—We are by I
(our own) authority enabled to announce that, after M.
Blondin's last performance at the Crystal Palace, Mr.
Puma will cross the transept in mid air, and, as he
walks along, will roll up the rope after him. (Bloodin,
beat that I)
Tui BINT ENGLISH DI SPOKEN IN SCOTLAND I—We
mean boldly to declare that, in many instances (we
will not go so far as to say all). the Seoteh speak better
English dun the conceited English themselves do. For
instanoe, they pronounce widow—" weedow ;" and it is
dear, on the very fate of it, that " weedow," with a
delicate emphasis on the "weed," must be correct.
"0 CO, Wll NZVER MENTION IT."—Having probably
mislaid his almanac'', and seeing nothing around him to
indicate that he wee in • Christian country, the Tines'
Special Correspondent in America inadvertently went
out shooting on • Sunday. Ile was instantly pounced
upon and fined. Had he remembered the day the
Indiscretion would have been almost Quixotically
gallant, for anything connected with guns on a Sunday
must be so very sore a subject in the North--since Balls
Bun.
A NNW SANT/ANT TAX.—A Tax on Crinoline I Not
only would it be highly popular (among the gentlemen,
at least), but it would also be immensely profitable.
As every woman in the country now wears one of
those ridiculous hen-000ps, the proecetis to • vulgar
fraction could easily be ascertained. We would not
have children even exempted, since they have been
admitted by their foolish parents into this vicious
circle of fashion, much less servants. Should Mr.
Gladstone avail himself, with his usual good sense, of
the clever fiscal and sanitary notion we hereby make
him a present of, we shall be perfectly content to
receive, and we are sure a grateful nation would be
only too happy to &word it, a detiterr of not more than
per cent. commiasion on the gross amount levied.
Our highest reward, however, will be in the proud con-
vistion that Mr. Punch, in this, aa in all other in-
stances, will have proved himself the Ladies' Best
Friend, if he has done anything that is likely to in-
duce them to return to their former graceful habits.

Tag RUGBT Romswci.—Soine fresh gossip has turned
up with ieference to the parties concerned in the Rugby
case. It is said that Mrs. Hill's solicitors have filed a
bill in Chancery against her brothers, Lieutenant-
Colonel Burdett and Colonel Sidney Burdett, in relation
to the lady's pin money. Mr. Richard Guinness Hill
was liberated on bail on Saturday, and proceeded to
London, and it is said that the proceedings in Chancery
and the proposed proceedings before Sir Cromwell
Cresswell will render it necessary that Mr. Hill should
remain in London, even although his trial be deferred
till the assizes in Match.

HoU.orAys OINTIIIIIST AND PILLII. SCP4UIII, Glandular
Swellings, Sore Throat.—The first two are generally conatltu-
Uonal ailments, the not results from accidental causes ; forth
fortunately, TICI,I with equal facility to the purifying prin-
ciple content I in Holloway's medicaments. The Ant sett. n
of this admirable Ointment in upon the absorbent• and
both of which an cleansed. soothed, and regulated by fret
rectire power. It only requires to be rubbed into the parts
affected three Urns., day, after due fermentation with mode-
rately warm water. After the friction, flannel should be
passed ri und the disordered parts to secure the open pores
against cold or sudden vicissitudes of temperature. in area-
S.', and glandular diseases, Holloway's Pills should be taken
whilst using his Ointment.

THE GREAT DISCOVERY OF THE AGE.
EMERY'S MAGIC BEETLE POISON.—
This celebrated preparation is certain death to
Blackbeetles, Cockroaches, Cricket', Rata and Mice, it
being the orilinal, and the only one to be relied on.
Thousands way be destroyed in one night, without
danger to household pets. In consequence of the
immense demand, Agents have been appointed in myna
lowa in the United Kingdom. Obtainable through all
Chemist', Oilmen, do., in boxes, at Is. or sent free for
14 damps, by Emery A Co., 35, Foley Plaos, London,
W. Insist on none but " Emery's" u there ace maw
barrels and worth as imitations.

" Marriage rightly understood,
Gives to tbe virtuous and the good,
A Paradise below."

Pose free for Mix Stamps, open rods, or 14 he
Scakd Sart-lope.
THE FORBIDDEN BOOK, oil marriage,
its disqualifications and their removal ; the
modern trestiuent of spermatorrham, syphilis, stricture'
fix:, with rules and numerous prescriptions for the
speedy cure by very simple means of aervousines
debility, and all the more oolumon discsoses and
eupposod incurable maladies of the sexual system. By
Dr. V. De Ittant. M.D., M.R.C.S., L. AC., kc., ef the
Reole de Medjcime, Paris; OrmlnaM isiledicke
&over, aid Midwifery ; LiCeldilliC of the Revd
&weep of AyeekeTarees,
Fortunately by the present law. Done bat the reef
Physician or Sorgeon dare attaoh M. or 31.1t.C.5. to
his name and openly adverties his fees, as heavy
penalties and imprisonment would be incurred. The
public should therefore guard against the arrogant
assumptione of knavish quacks and impostors who an
not medical men at all, but impudently style del*
refers " Dr." " Profesoor," M.8.A.5.. 1.1t.A S., ILA.,
to., ih order to tnialead the liwary as to they frne
character. sNone of these men really knoll mere Of
the deseases they profess to treat, than any person
may, by reading the above work.
From Ling prectical observation in the most famous
Institutions of this country and the continent, the
Author has bad somewhat unusual facilities for
aoquiring that uniform success, which has hitherto
characterized his practice, and he refers with pride to
the numbers ha has been instrumental in restoring to
health and happiness : whilst to all who need such aid
ho olters every assuranoe of speedy restoration.
Patients at • distance should forward a detail of their
ease by letter, enclosing £1 is. for advice and medicines,
a !deli wig 1, out by return. Post-oflice orders to be
irgyable at the General Post Office, to Dr.
WA LTI,It DE ROOS, 11. D., 25, Bedford Place, liloonis•
bury Square, London. Hours for consultation It till 2,
Sundays excepted. It Is important to recollect the
address, at to meet the with of patients, there is no
lIAIIIO on the door, and TR( 'ENTRANCE 18 STRICTLY
PRIVATX.

DR. DR ROOS' GOTTA VITA, OR
LIFE DROPS, l'reteeted by Royal Letter,
Potent of Empland ; aauctioNed by the latnlll 4
k'ronce ; Royal Colkye of Prussia .be., bare in number:
Ices instances proved their superiority over every
other advertised Remedy for laugour, lassitude, depress-
lion of spirits, irrtability, excitement, fear, distaste
and incapacity for society study or business, indiges-
tion, pains and palpitation in the side, giddiness, none
in the head, de. This medicine strengthens the vitslity
of the whole system, gives energy to the muscles,
specihly removes nervousness, epilepsey, pantlysis,
motivates tie impaired powers of life, and invigorates
the most shattered constitution. For skin eruptions,
sore 'Almost, pains in the bones, and those disesses in
which mercury, sarsaparilla., aro too often employed
in vain, to the utter ruin tit health, its surprising ell.
racy has only to be tested.
Before wasting valuable time In mates aid from
instruments, and other cruel absurdities professing Se
set aside medicines, sufferers will do well to snake fair
trial of a remedy, which, concocted on scientifie
oannut fad. Price 4s. 6d. and lle or four tinier
the latter at 33e. per bottle, and in Li packages (by
which El 12s. are saved), through all Menials, or
direct from 25, Bedford-pin:4, Blocusebery-equare.
&trash' from letters which au be nen by any one.
" I was
your medicine." —D. P. 81. Ampk. "Your medicine
hns done UN more good than anything."—B. W. LWr
ainylota. " Thank God, and I hope Ise win reward pie
—4. C. Hartlepool. ' my tongue weld speak, or my
pen could write to express my gratitude to you I shoehl
feel happy, but neither word- nor piss of mine eme
do .o."—H. A. Bironinyhan. "Had I nom reed et
the Gotta Tito, where or what I might !eve bees sew
OMAN W. 9.. Wag Pogrom.

riIHE NEW FRENCH REM EDT.—
TR ERA PION, as generally adopted in the French
hospitals by Jobert, Itostan, Rieord, Culerier, Piorry,
and other notabilities of the French faculty, in •
remarkably short time, often two or three days only,
without the slightest discomfort, inconvenience, or risk,
removes ail discharges from the mucoms membrane,
whether of the uniary or other organs. This remedy
so completely surpassing and superseding everything
hitherto employed, combines all the desiderata to be
sought in a !medicine of the kind, for not only can the
patient carry it loosely in his pocket, but all appear.
enter, taste, and smell of medicine are entirely obviated.
In packets, 4s. 6.1„ us, and 334., through all respec-
able Medicine Vendors, or sent direct from the estab-
lishment on receipt of stamp or post-odice order. The
Ils. size contains three at 4s. 6d. rind thole at 334. four
sills us.

The stamp to imitate which is felony, bean the word
"Theriapion," in white letters, by order of Hag
MAJESTY'S HON. COMMISSIONILB, who thereby SeCUre
the proprietor against infrigement throughout the
United Kingdom and the Colonioe.

-DAINS IN THE BACK, GRAVEL, LUM-
.I B AGO. GOUT, RHEUMATISM, DISEASII
OF THE KIDNEYS, BLADDER, he. DR. DE
ROOS' RENAL PILLS correct acidity of the Homed*
and indigestion, promote the functions of the liver and
kidneys, thereby preventing Wise in the bladder and
kidneys, with many other serious dinordon to which
these important organs are subject. Listlessness, weak-
. .

ne;S; "pee-..”-‘1;1;;;U7a-ri-d compluits loTii-sTirTio-sed-t:cet
nervous, often arise solely frem contaminatioa of the
blood with certain impurities wldoh should have been
carried off by the kidneys ; several unsightly eruptions
of tbe skin and face also arise from the same cause, and
may be as readily removed by these Pills, which in 19
cues out of 20 cure with a rapidity almost marvellous.
la. lid., 2s. 94., 4s. 64., lls., and 3.35. per box, through
all Chemists.
" I have taken your Pills and always derive great
benefit from them."—W. W. H., Queen's College, Can-
bridge. "I have taken your Renal Pills with the mod
happy results."—B. H., Cork. "You, Renal Pills did
me more good than saything."—M. J. Thirsiey.
Sold by Davis and Bon, and Frond, Dorchester;
Brand, Harrold, and Took, Prom.; Lest, Wareham ;
Barling, Groves, Weymouth ; Cornish and Lewin, 27,
Whipple-street, Bennett, 5, Union-street, Hensleigh, 17,
Richmand-street, Plymouth; Cole, Bookseller, Edge-
combo-street, Stonshouse ; Rowe, Chemist, and Jeffery
and Co., Chemists, Devem=eCole, Bookseller, All-
halland-street, Bideford; y, Bookseller, Fore-
street, Sidmouth ; Hoarder and Co., Victoria Parade
Torquay; Puree, Chemist, Foremtreet, Bedmin ; Mar-
tin, Chemist, Tram' Blee, Chemist, Prudes, Chemist,
Penzance ; Heim, Chemist, South-street, St. Audi.;
Corfteld, Chemist, St. Day' Sharps and Co., Chemists,
St. Riots; Randall sad Soo,' John;),.= bowman,
Manby, High-street, and Davis, 19, -street and
40, Orford-dr:et, Southampton ; Cory, Chemist, New-
port, Dixon, Chemist, Ryde ; Wheaton, Bookseller,
Ringwood; Badman, 3, Caniden-aßsy, Parties; Drew
eatt and Co., Chemists, Highdrest, Portsmouth,-
Hulbert, Clutroh-street,Buinptoke Balgent, Chinn*
Winchester; Dyson, Obeenist, Andover, and at least
one aped In almost every town; but should &Seth,
dour, enclose the amount azoziburyt-offloe eider or other-
wise to 25, Bedford•pleee, -agnate, Loudon,
and they will be sent securely packed per raters.
NOTICE é 041UTION.—Dr. Do am ie the eieht
kyally-qualided derlima sena laic Aso wady saw,
titres Ad soodicatee ; and as there ere *rim ant&
tame ref Ike abets by great eke mpg A beeks, Myer
lieneente, de., and forge tugialaidla to P&I LW'
triteastasseat
mvidostrers shadd gran, wand tie
tits sew, sr oder ereiriss, eg
Moat venders, thee ekaies i
pennies Amen the words " WALT= Drerreon,Perathot,
printed 0 while lettere es &hi Governanel ass" II
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