The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1880-10-26 00:00:00

(From Fn)

A Mtor,rote(o)Out PILICENTOIL —Young Deacon: "Now
Elder. se our precentor is setting so frail, I think we had
belt./ have • choir. You cannot imagine the grand and
solemn effect of bearing the four parts sung together.--
Auld Elder: "Deacon. yell never orof•ne the kirk wl' •
hand! An' gin we go to the tune o' ,f2O • year, surely we
can bar • man frig the Sooth who,' can sing a' the four
parts himeel r
A PUPPTLAIL Potence—A dog dealer has been prose-
cuted I/ the Society tor Prevention of Cruely to Animals
for bitiug off • dog's tail, and pleaded in defence that it
was the general custom to do so 'Ruth this particular breed.
A. it was proved by a veterinary that the operation is
most painful, we trust that this unnecessary cruelty wtil
henceforth he curtailed. .

--;;Vpf-siii.LaZi-deiii;g. the notorious severity of Russian
official. in the matter of corporal punishment, it was
unfortunate that a contemporary, when referring to the
trial trip of the Livadia, should have stated that the 'pod
attained by the Czar's new yacht was sixteen beasts an
holm. _ _

MOTTO FOR LAWN TERRIS PLATERS.—" Uri le eerviral."
An "Ain" Orren.—To veln,.teer LA asaist the wind to
"g. tni actin who it "Islip."

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iMPOILTANT QUISILT. —When a tadur bathes he consider it
t take kh-ader I

THZ WIZTHILI-"fot7ll7lZ-liy "Very charormsble
Yrs. W (mew , isn't it? Mrs Wurgins : "
Misr' it be. Feet 'ot, yer see, then cold, then 'ot mein ;
but it's a blestin', ens if the weather wasn't • little wan-
able there wouldn't be no wariety in some folk's conversa-
tion." _

...Tier Czar's yacht Liverlia started from (Reece, 301110
.leys sine having on board Admiral Popoff and Mr.
P,arce. Popoff and Pearce I Tnere is such a projectilean
ring about this pair of names that one is inclined to fancy
that tte new yacht—like every Russian—must have loin.
ultimate connection with war. and that her apparent
adaptation to peace and Owens is a mere shelL
THR CHURCH MILITANT —The other day at Cardiff the
Rev. Concannon delivered a lecture on " Ritualism and
what It kale t 'ln the course of which an uproar occurred
and a free fight took place between Ritualleta and Pro-
testant,. Whatever doubts there may be with regard to
this question, there cannot be any with reward to
Ritualism as the subject of a lecture when it "leads to" a
free fight.
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AT BIIAUTT BA/L"— A week or two ago a barmaid In
the city sued the proprietor of a restaurant for • week's
lb.. having been dismissed without the customsry
notice. The defendant's case was that the good-looking
damsel bad violated the agreement that there should be
no "counter courtship" by being too attentive to one par-
ticular customer; but Yr. Commissioner Herr, before
whom the ease was tried, found for the fair plaimitY. and
in some /errsory remarks advised the licensed victualler
to refrain from mutating gone-looking young barmaids.
We all tr see what youth and beau•y have to do with the
total...a or rather the injustice in question. It the young
Perron (we beg par los, all barmaids are "young ladles,
took, her agreement, the defendant most surely had •
right to dismiss her. To our thinking she was In the
wince, and Bebe also, eapeciallv in the mutter of good-
looking deli. If they act as "counter attractions" to
drinking.

EPPS'S COOO4.—GRATMIL AND CONPORTINO.—" El)
thorough knowledge of the natural laws which govern
the operations of digestion and nutrition, and by •
careful application of the fine properties of .eU-
selected cocoa, Mr. Fpps has provided our breakfast
tables with a delicately flavoured beverage which may
save us many heavy doctors' bills. It is by the judicious
us, of such articles of diet that a constitution may be
gradually built up until strong enough to resist every
tendency to disease. Hundreds of subtle maladies
are floating around us ready to attack wherever there
is A weak point. We may escape many • fatal shaft
by keeping ourselves well fortified with pure blood and
a properly nourished fratne."—Ciell Service Gazette--
AA.' only in Packets labelled—" JADIra EPPS & CO.
Honim,nathic Chemists. London."
MORE CURES OF THROAT IRRITATION AND CHEST
Diseases (this week) ar Da. LOCOCKII PULHONIC WAFER&
—Mr. Swain, M. P.S , 249, Mill-street, Liverpool. writec :
—"1 can highly recommend Dr. Locoeku Pulmonio
Wafers for all Thro.it Irritation and Chest Diseases.
They are a perfect boon to public speakers and singers."
Locock s Wafers instantly relieve and rapidly cure
asthma, consumption, bronchitis, coughs, colds, shortness
of breath, phlegm, pains in the chest, and rheumatism.
They. taste pleasantly. Sold at la lid., 24.9 d , (kL audits.
per box by all druggists.

Wait:omit Racarrr's Pattie num The marked
superiority of this laundry blue over all others, and the
quick appreciation of ita merits by the public, have been
attended by the usual results, viz., a flood of imitations;
the merit of the latter mainly consists in the ingenuity
exerted, not simply in imitating the square shape, bet
making the general appearance of the wrappers resemble
that of the genuine article. The manufacturers beg
therefore to caution all buyers to bee " Reekitt's Paris
Blue" on each packet.

FLOW LINZ I—FOIL TN TAILTH AND BMA'S .—A few drops
of the ktuld" Floriltne" sprinkled on • wet toothbrueb pro-
duces a clamant lather. which thoroughly cleansed the teJth
from all parasites or impurities, hardens the gums, prevents
t ,rter„ stops decay. gives to the teeth a peculiar pearly-
whiteness, sad a delightful fragrance to the breath. It
removes All unplearant odour arising 'rem decayed teeth or
tohacco smoke. 'fl, Fragrant Floriline," being composed
in part of honey and sweet herbs, is delicious to the taste
and the greatest toilet discovery of the age. Price So fid, of
all Chemists and perfumer& Wholesale depot removed to
3:3, Farringdon-road, L ,ndon.

HOLLOWAY'S PILLS.—At the chars of seasons many
persons feel oppressed without knowing why they are so
—they are aware something within them is wrong, though
they cannot detect the defective organ. A few doses of
these powerfully purifying an 4 eminently cooling Pills
will restore rsgularity to every part of the system— sill
cut out ail impurities lurking iii the frame, and will
thoroughly expel the last traces of disorder, however
hidden the disease may be—however obscure He cause.
With Holloway's medicine relief is insured without risk •,
erroneous action is rectified without disturbing natural
regularity, health ia reinstated, and with it return the
cheerful feelings wlrch unmistakably tell the recent
invalid that all within is right again.

ADTICR To Maracas I—Are you broken In your rest by
a sick child suffering with the pain of cutting teettd Go at
one:, to a chemist and get a bottle of Yes. WINSLOW'S
SOOTHING STRUT. It will relieve the poor sufferer llTUDedi-
lady. It is perfectly harmless and pleasant to the taste, it
produce* natural quiet sleep, by relieving the child from
pain, and the little cherub awakes "as bright as a hut ton."
It soothes the child, it softens the gums, allays all pain,
relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and la the hest knows
reniody for dysentery and diarrhosa, whether arising fr.:,-n
teething or other causes. Mra. Winslow'. Soothing.
Syron to sold by Medicine dealers everywhere at Is. lid
per bottle.
Vstusets Discover( roe rim liste.—lfyour hair Is
turning grey or white, or falling off, use "The Mexican
flair Renewer," for it leaf po.ilioely restore in every ears
Grey or White heir to its original colour, without leaving
he disagreeable small of moat "Restorers." It makes
the hair charmingly beautiful, as well as promoting the
growth of the hair on bald spots, where the glands are not
decayed. Ask your Chemist for "Tug Memo."' HAIR
ItIBRKWISR," 501,1 by Chemists and Perfumers everywhere
at 3s. M. per bottle. Wholesale depot removed to 33,
Farringdon-raad, London.
THROAT Aiwa-floss AND lioanarzesS.—All suffering
from irritation of the throat and hoarseness will be agree-
ably surprised at the almost immediate relief afforded by
the use of "Browns Bronchial Trochea" These famous
" lozenges" are now sold by most respectable chemists in
this country at Is. lid. per box. People troubled with a
" hacking cough," a slight cold," or bronchial affections,
cannot try them too soon,. as similar troubles, if allowed
to progress, result in serious Pulmonary and Asthmatic
affections. See that the words " Brown's Bronchial
Troches" are on the Government Stamp around each box.
—Prepared by Jens 1. Biwa!, and floss, Boston, United
States, European depot, removed to 33, Farringdon-
road, London.

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TRY YOUR WRIGHT l—Hydroleine (Hydrated Oil) hal
proved of the high.st Yalu, am a food in consumption and
all wasting dimmses, invariably producing increase in flesh
and weight. This preparation of Hydrated Cod Liver Oil
Is tonic, digestive, and ten times more nourishing, as well
as far more pleasant to taste, than plain cod liver oil.
Hydrolaine will nourish and produce increase of weight in
those cases where oils or fat, not so treated, are difficult or
impoasible to digest Al! tendency to emaciation and lose
of weight is arrested by the use of Hydroleine. Of all
Chemists, 4s Ill.—New depot, 33, Parrlngdon-road,
London. Pamphlet free.

TOURISTS AND TRATRLLIRS. ladies rinking, visit:by the
seaside, or otherwise exposed to the scorching rays o the
sun and heated particle, of dust, will find Rowlands'
Relydor most cooling and refreshing for the face, hands,
and arms it eradicates sunburn, tan, freckles. Ito. allays
the pain and irritation caused by mosquito and gnat bites,
and produces • beautiful and delicate complexion. Sold
In two new Rowlands' Macassar Oil prevents the hair
falling a during hot weather. Rowlands' Odonto
whitens the teeth. Sold by chemists, podumers, and
hair:Mom Bay only Rowlands' MOM