The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1880-11-16 00:00:00

WHAT THE -WORLD SAYS.

I am informed that tits Queen w as ant able to IC v'a
linuatmorre. one oi the "suite. e aptriments" recently
vacated at Iltinptna Curt. as tel were almody spawn.
Wished but her Majesty has cau..i her um, tv be placed
us her hat with a vie• to the itch; vacancy.

Mr. Miro works to produce an alre-tHe light for house-
bold illutulestioa, end be seems to hare taken a goxl gas.
jet as his standard. As be is this winter tl apply his
stems to the lighting of a pvtinn of New Y. rk city, if
an the bentleat7 apparstos CiDb4 got ready in timr, we
shell net bay. long to wait for tbe real opening ot the
canspaign of Electricity Gas.

It is mid that • similar great of inmey to that given to
ftlr Garnet Woholey will be General Rohert's reward.
Instead of the talk Ad-of peesssor d Year's betts, the
command of the Madras army, and the reek of bentenant-
raoMl have already been thrown in. Woo stiall my Dow
that promotion sod rewards come Wooly in the Witish
army, and that tho Wattle branch of the lorries boo no
*snow

Can it be true that in. of ths Jesuits expelled From
Franco are to locate themselves at Shantlin, in the We of
Wight, aad that, Josteed of seeking cloistered esc'n.ioa.
they will 110 cleverly accommodate thmtelv.4 i groom•
steam as to acquire a local name in addition to the
habitation they have already porcitesad t V. ily,amonsst
the despised and rejected of R-pabliran France thole are
those wise in their day and generation ; for, driven from a
place they may now freel7 &Bahamans.% the refuge they
enter is the Isabel Garden of lies.

FACTS AND FANCIES.
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I In= Baler 08/41.11.—A Ball Cartridge.
A RRAL °RAZOR OF CINTIVIARIANOIII.—CottaOIs 100.
Very coneot-inr.
QUALITY V. QVARTITY.—Gos (to F/ank, who is chaffing
hlus &bar his lead: " My dear fellow we can't all he est.:-
hor,er. U..efulneee isn't •rorystilns, yoo know ; sod there
must bee few thorotiehbrede, here and hire, if only for
the sake of ornament r
A Gralllol3l Tumult —" tifhat. woota ',steam you
• and Smythe, that you don't speak "lies Fact is we
were beilt ideals for the hand of the same young lad T—l
°debt/need beauty, you know I—end—well. I don't went
;to bweit. but I got the bent .4 it. Poor filmethe r My
• dear halm, • thousand anngratalatont "Thinks
awrly I We both Proposed let week, you know, and she
I scosoted—a—hito F'
SATISFACTORY SOLUTION.-40 extractor sends us the
following cutting from The Standard in full bloom:

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A Wen-educated young SAILOR (four years as
sagePtraelonUce
er front birth, ad struirPo:4°
in
London ; good writer; undaulshis re(erences.
How can be "abstain from birth "! 'this is what
"Extractor" wanta to koov. C'early a very widemwske
sailor Is one who will atoms 1,. on tie watch, and never
go to sleep; end on "birth" is simoly a misprint for
"berth." 'this solves the nv.t. r • Thst tin should be •
wood mat, does not necessarily imply that he has been
twice a widower.
Yawl BEDFORD Tows.—" They ens. know • What's
what. in B•fiford." said Lho trust.' old it • •r, "but I'll
show 'em 'Ouse 'oo r. And be overran his backing
sootount to nay extent.
No l—llloute photosr mime in Now York is mid to have
253 "distinct nesetivee a Mi. Maud Branecombe.
Evidently • fellow who" eill nns telt, no for en answer."
(From Few)

Mono " PoLto" Unmoor. —lt Is currently reported
that Olt famous actives, M Warn., Modjedia, is olt Pole,
but an Irishwoman. her to 64.. n name having V 1! in Neeee.
If this be not, as em unmet, a more Ire,k of it I.ondon
oorresppodenes chow' tow sot we are,
when • Poles" are in question, at" hoppinr" to wrong con-
clusions.

'AIPPLIT".CATION —The man who ate his
words wsid they Were most u.OO, had Pficv —being, in
Irwlt fa:di one of them • r.r• .1 his Monsen..

TUB Derris or Aissueorrr —To wr.t 1 NI she Word did
the other day) nt "a-bredting ' th. h. rrore of the Chottota
pulses by moans a the leech-talked- 4 tuongl I It
weld as sease.bly write &Neat a-tunnelling the Alps by
moan. of • bridge I
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CRIAP Yacieeloo.—A wel'-koown P.m lw bat Waal/
nobloatan manages to keep • " • aver and lirn aboard it for
some five pounds a week. Way. Ma tar Iship's tailora
'• cutter' en 44 more than it a'.

SONZTIIIRO IN Thy.-4mitit Harrlsr up than ern
old man? 81 am I." Jones : " ea B.iirkint lately
Smith: " that mill sum I borrowel of him has
estraneed us. i.e.: "At, (h-re's one comb,' t, dear
b,v: I and U will ev-r iemiratel by an 0'
LORD FITARARDIIIOI at his laat r ott Audit as.d he wished
to sea tit" coadtt,on of the farm lattonrars improved, and
that be bad given away upwards of ,ClOO in blankets. Let
us hope they were not wet ones,
fionsninto IR A Nall' —A poor precise-server has been
gaily knocked about at Koisckroehery, Ireland. We are
sorry for him; but it is only just what might have been
alpeotad of Knockroghary II there I. anything in • name.
No doubt the bailiff was badly wooed In the plats, and es
thUs question that the rogues of the neighbourhood would
not stand very particular al) int knocking bim on the head.
We hear that one of the perpetrators of the outrage has
been arrested, and U the other, could be captured, and a
good sound knock administered by the strong arm of the
law to this very rampant species of roguery, there might
be • 40.4 deal of sigoiffcan,e in (ho name slier all.
AN ODD FISH —The otter day the Rector of Bt.
Inonarcer, Exeter, on proceeding to baptise a child, was
considerably surprised to llnd a fish disportinr itself lathe
font. We have no wish to defend such sacrilegious con-
duct; the fish was in the wrong (or rather in the water)
and bad no possible rils there: but we wish that this wee
! the only instance in which church proceedings have been
found to be "Ashy.