The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1880-09-07 00:00:00

nowla GAILDLN.

No time should be lost if ter tithe in layering canuttioail
and pinatas& if it ham not already bean done. In October
fresh bed. of pmaiss should be made and pleated& and •
stock of young plants Mr be secured for this OUrPTizal
putting in nosing. now in light sandy soil. la the
border many hardy plants will be ripening their seeds, and
thrso should be carefully sawed, if it be neoessary to robs
a fresh stock by such moans. In the reserve Pam&
primulas and polyanthuass will be commencing their
autumn growth, sod must be kept well watered. •
mulching of short manure would also materially benefit
them.

HAJIDT FRUIT AND MIZTAZLII GAILDZIL

The tomato.Whick— but • few yews ago was growl only in
the garden. of the wealthy, has rhea considerably in the
eetimatioa of themend public; and it dam so well In
ordinarily far ou 0060044 and withal la such • whohr
some vegetable. that • Mill more extended range of cultivw
lion may be goundeatly anticipated. To rlpsn MI the
sednt mop. the aide growths should be kept pinched
and any leaves ovorhaeging the bandies of fruit
be out off to *Allem them well to the sum Give
tbill pilots a gooa abaft of rotted manure. and water
iisigag gyring sty imam The tomato PM foltill4
amid yap welt lay she ifflpticatlma at atlinalists.

FACTS AND PANCINIL
(J'rom Pun )

Villa Ts-cu.—Boy :1" -Paps,— what are you going to do
that money I " Father :—" It is to take with us alf on our
journey."—Boy :—" Oh, then. I suppose we will go very
quickly, for I have often heard you say that money gone so
fit!t"

HAUPT THOUGHTS AT A FASHIONABLE GERMAN SPA.—
(Captain Stiff meeting Snip, his talior.)—Stiff he
can come here, I certainly shall not pay him his
Snip —"Aug:' it, 'ere's Stiff ! If he can come to • swe'l
place like this, I won't take hls excuse, but make him
pay up '
BETTER THAI NOTHING. --Near•slighted sporhimee (who
has made. succession of misses):— 'Rave I hit anything
this time Rodgers I—Disgusted keeper :—" Yes'er
you've a hit the dog."

(From Plena)
Fans AND Faun. Diner (sniffing) : "Waiter
I really think—this fish is not f —Waitsr:—" yogic
—'can't answer tor that. Sir I—ry honly boss 'sr• •
week, sir t"
Hours or Loam' AXIOM —Privossession is nine points
oi_ths law.
FILUAND AND Fox—Mr. Punch (Pointing to Agitator):
Ray, two harvest ()Wye got, Pat, and don't wait for
the crop he's sowing."

THE IRISH GUY FAWKES.
A Mn. SONO (.si. Old Tuns.

I sing the Tragi-Cornedy of Dino's, worst of enlisters,
Who terrified the House of Lords, the Queen, and all bar
Ministers,
That is, he would have fi ightened 'era, aye, soared 'ens
into fits, Sir,
But that they knew the speeches of this an of wander-
ing wit., Sir,
Were all bow-wow-wow I
Hibernian highfalutin', bosh, and bow-wow-wow
He went to Tipperary, did this slyest of inta iguers,
And got three hundred thousand man to join the new
Land Leaguers-
That is, he would have got them, just to wiry out his
plan, Sir.
But the thousands wouldn't muster, so Vs schema it
failed to answer
To his bow-wow-wow Asc.

He up and freed poor Paddies all to their extreme content.
Sir,
From owing any landlord i ale, or paying any rent, Sir;
That is, he would have freed them, were it done by simply
saying it,
But Lew, of wares enforced the rent, and Paddy went on
paying it.
Terns a" bow•wow-wow I *a

Then having caught him stitt'm up 'edition in the
Forster to him administered • stinging flagellation I
And every honest man rejoiced to see him lay the lash on.
And though the biting of the whip put Dillon /12 • pardon,
'Twee all bow•wow-wow
So let us sing long live the Queen I and long Pre Ireland
also.
May Pat find truer patriots than some he's pleased to caP

so
And neer may England from her rule of right and justice
NotTriarLtanding bogus traitors like the one from
Tipperary.
With his_bow_Ayow-wotr.l

His wicked, wild,' ZronghTla"ded—w, 'anis:fah— bowirow-vrow I
A dodge was recently patotiseil on an rinsuspootivitlL
whose, husband is engaged daly oa one of the
Wharves. At honest-looking working- mac. in hiS mbirt-
Awes, pantiog and out of breath, knock'us at the door
of this gentlinan's house, asked, excitedly, for a complete
change of clothes for Yr. —, who had fallen into the
river, adding. consolingly, that the tood sno muse
to be al eaA, as he ain't hart, bar the wstb.ng." The
" oomph') change" was of course given immedis , and
Mr. who had never been dryer in his lite, lq the
poorer by a snit of clothes.—T, i.e los MAL