The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1868-06-30 00:00:00

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W 11011,111 DAT. —The Elemettery Education Bill, intro-
dee id by Mr. H. A. Bruce, arid down for second reading,
vs a withdrawn, in consequence of the latoiseas of the
se Beim Several bills were forwarded • stage.
THUItsDaT. —The early proseedings in the House were
enlivened by one of those personal controversial which
are always much more keenly enjoyed by hoe, members
than are set debate. upon measures of even the greatest
and moat reaming importance. The subject of the dis-
cussion was tie etatement recently made by Mr.
Disraeli at the Merchant Taylors' 11.11, that when the
present Government acceded to office the name of
England was • name of suspicion and distrust in °eery
Foreign court snd cabinet. that theie was no possibility
of cordial action with the great powers, sod that in
consequence WM'S were frequently occurring ; and the
member who introduced it to the House was Mr. Grant
Duff, who asked the Prime Minister whether when he
male that statement he knew that in 1866 Lord
Derby &eked Lord Clarendon to retain the melt e( the
Foreign Office. The member for Elgin, is asking his
queation, reminded the Home of the celebrated Slough
'peach of 1858, in which Mr. Disraeli deelared that
when the then Government of Lord Derby entered offices
t he•l nest ion of pates rand Wee was not one of weeks or days,
hat of hours or minutes ; and justified his inquiry on the
ground that 'although the people of this counhy
latuard no importance to the " linguistic summer-
saults" of the "great political Leotard," foreigner. were
not equally e naible of their true value. The Prime
Minister met the inquiry in his meal fashion. Without
directly replying to it, he robed a ready laugh from his
oumortere breferring to the speech of Mr. Duff es an
"exhibition." and then, in allusion to Lord Clarendon
having held that office for some time, further encouraged
their mirth by the remark that the Chancellor of the
Duchy of Ltheaster did not take an active part In the
management of our foreign relations. He declared that
what he attacked vru not the noble earl, bat • system
of policy • bich had prevailed before he sueeeeded Lord
Rumen at the Foreign-office ; and roused a louder
cheer then usual from the ministerial benches by his
concluding ohervat ion, that "Lord Clarendon inherited
difficulties, and he bequeathed them to his suceessors."
Mr. lewd was not satisfied with the explanation
elicited from the Premier. Throwing himself
In the conflict with hie usual impetuosity, he
denounced the " vapourings" of the rieht hon.
gentleman, and called upon him to state ere-
siaeir what ware broke out while Earl Russell and
himself were at the Foreign-office for which they eould
be held responsible, and which wers the foreign nations
with which they had rendered cordial intercourse im•
possible. The efforts of thenoble lord had, he
always been directed to the preservation of pea.., an
the greatest difficulties with which be tied bed to
contend had arisen from the speeches and actions of
members of the Conservative petty. The declaration of
Mr. Baillie Cochrane. belief in the perfect accuracy of
the statement made by the Premier, though apparently
highly seshegoury to the gentlemen around him, did
not prevent Mr. Gladstone from protesting eg•inst the
strain of this and other speeches of Mr. Disraeli, as one
infiamed and extravagant eulogy upon himself and
his colleagues, and condemnation of hit opponents
far more severe than lie ever ventured to ha
dales in within the walls of that house. The
right hon. gentleman at some length argued that the
policy of Lord Rouen was ahead and approved of by
Lord Clarendon, "who neither pretended, nor would
permit hon. gentlemen opposite to draw • distinction"
between himself and his coilengusat end as. triumphant
refutation of the charges of Mr. Disraeli referred to the
repeated attempts of Lord Derby to obtain the assist.
an of that noble earl as Foreign Secretary.—Mr.
Layerd, not eontut with defending the acts of Lord
Russell had expressed some doubts as to the complete
success of the policy of the present Foreign Secretary, and
before the discussion cloud Lord Stanley took omission
to show how the position of the Spanish claims and the
Alabama clues ion had improved under his management.
Referring to the affair of Luxemburg, hi made • state-
ment somewhat at variance with that of the Prime
Minister, because be decimal that he had never
claimed to have maintained the peace of Europe.
In committee upon the Election Petitions and Corrupt
Prectiess at Elections Bill, there wee a long and
animated debate upon the question whether the juria
diction over election petitions should be transferred
from the House Welt to the Court of Common Pleas,*
but an amendment proposed by Mr. A. Miebell, in
order to retain the jerialiction in the hands of the
Home, was rejected by • majority of 20-178 to 158.
A motion to report was also, after some dis-
cussion, nemstived y a majority of 909 to 68. A
motion for the adjournment of the House Was then
moved, against which the Cluncellor of the Exchequer
strongly protested, reflecting upon Mr. Gladstone sup-
porting this souse, after professing his anxiety to pees
the bill.—Mr. Gladstone indignantly repudiated this
charge, but after some farther discussion the Govern-
ment gave way, and progress was reported. The Irish
Reform Bill was read • third time and passed.

to 655.; Kobanks, bard, 57e. $1 69'.; (Mirka, Taganrog.
Don, Ike., molt, 53.. to 55. Ghirka, Odessa, NieWiwi%
soft, 57a. to 64..; Berdianski Marianople, soft. 61e. to
&la; English, red and while, new, 65.. to 70.. per
496 Ha-Devi:a : Wheat in small supply, end
held somewhat firmly for an advance, which was not, I
however, gooerally realised, the limited trade effected
beim( at the full rates of last wtok, with •n occasional
advanca Is. per qr. Best white, 66... to 705.; beat
red, 62t. to 661.; inferior sorts, 52e. to 60. -Worcester: I
Fair iw.;,plies of English wheat at this and the neigh.
I &miring markets, I r which and fine foreign there ii.
good demand at last week's prices; teeendary kinds of
foreign are entirely neglected.-Birmespitom : Short
supply of English wheat, but the sales made were at.
decline of folly la. per qr. B.rley ths turn cheaper.
For oats a fir retail sale. Beane less inquired for.
Peas searce.-Afandiester : An average attendance,
and the business towing in all articles was confined
the supply of immediate requirementa, at the quotations
of this day se'nnight, exeept for Egyptian beans and
Indian corn, which were tech &I. per qr. lower.-
Banbury The business done was at prime without
material alteration from thaw, of last week. Wheat.
new, Ba. 14. to Bs. 8.1.; ditto, old, Be. 41. to 8..
Per bushel. Flour, 48s. to 565. per asok.-Rtirtos-o•-
Tula : An average show of wheat, and business steady,
at about as much money as heretofore, white making
71s. to 775.; red, 67a ro 725. per 36 stone.
FILDAT.-Ahlrk-/alte Market very seantily supplied
with wheat. All kinds met • dull inquiry; nevertbs.
less, Monday's quotations were supported. We were
well supplied with foreign wheat, chiefly ex.granary.
Although the demand for both red and white qualities
was inactive, late rates were generally supported.
Arrivals of Boating aargc"" of grain off coast has been
only moderate, Transactions on s limited scale, at late
rates. Scarcely any English barley was on sale. Foreign
parcels changed hands to a fair extent, at full quota.
on& Moderate inquiry for malt, the supply of which
was tolerably good, at late rake. Good sound oats were
steady in pries ; but heated arimplc• were heavy, at the
late detains in prices. No change took place in the
'Moe of either beans or peas. In flour very little was
doing. Seeds and cakes ruled about stationary.-
Derby: Moderate show of wheat, which found buyers
at • decline of Iv. on last week's quotations. The vales
of white is from 73.. to 79a; of red, from 701. to 74e.
per 36 stone.- Wakefield: Wheat in short supply;
demand of • retail character, and prior of all sorts, en•
rept fresh fine English, are IL lower. Other articles
nnalterwl.-Bktreford: Supply of wheat only mode-
rate, and sellers bald for the rates of last week, business
being tolerable. Red aorta made 675. to 73.1.; white,
71s. to 795. per 36 stoes.-I..ascoiss : Limited show of
wheat, and demand steady at Is. per qr. under last
Friday', terms-white, 725. to 785.; red, 68e. to 725. per
36 atone.

Varittins.
Thi LAw Li • pretty bird, and hi• charming wino.
'Temald be quite • bird of par•dise, if it didn't carry
snob • terrible bill.

FNIALB 00111 PLAINTS.

WEAREMICY'B ORIGINAL WIDOW
JA. WELCH'S PILLS. SD kag and Joe* ad&
bashed for their peoulior virtues in Female complaints.
and strongly recommended even by Ifeealsom of tbie
Faculty, am a wile and eertain remedy in romoviag arm
obstructions, and in regulating Out Finnan fineable,
upon which tits health of young women eo none
depends.
Them pine are most valuable also in moral debility
of the bystao—ia Miniulating tho WOW 'prod's— is
removing indigeation, and she heel of saw= atestioso
d•Peadnnt. yipos it— in palpitation and shortens el
breath, wkiimb sometimes follow even Ye sliglitsoll
exertion.

TIII Ban? 130CILIT.—" You ought to waggles the
habit of being at home in the best society " said a
fashionable aunt to an honest nephew. '1 wcos
that easily enough," responded the nephew, "by agaig,i
at home with my wife and children."
LOOK AT Hotts..—A story is going the rounds, of a
' party of ladies, who were caught in a shower, harisig
' the colour wsshed from their cheeks. A lady at OUT
elbow thinks the colour of some of the potlemee's
noses would not be washed out with a waterspout!
A GUILTY CONSCIINCL —Brown (who last saw Jones
endeavouring to catch a train for Hampton Races).-
Well, did you catch ii? Jones—No ; not much. abet
locked up my race glasses, though, and "supposes I call
myself a man !"

I. perfectly free from Say delenerfess
ingrediasit.—lt may be takes at all times and ia ifl
seasons and
."lii. micensary, owing to the artnerom issitatimas,
to inform the piddle that AMOUR% I. th• cooly
ORIGINAL aid GENUINE MEDIC:WI el thb
description ever made, mid that It has berm prepared
by the family for easily a *Rotary. Purchasers as.
particularly revisited to remark, that as i. tartintemy of
authenticity, each bill of direetiooscontaki so &Mark,
and boars the @Mamma at "0. IlLsozazf" in writing.
also eograved an the Govominsat Eltamp, nod snob boz
Is w in white paper.
Bold, Wholesale and Retail, by J. &non, 150,
Oxford-street, London, fa boxes, pries 31s. 9d. each, or
by post for 36 postage stuns.

.A EMEND IN NEED."
The baker and his customer
A kindred nature .hoe;
The letter now& the "sued of Ids,"
The former tam& U.. dough I
QOM Cf./AL—A tinnday-school boy wet reeling)
ssked what con.oienoe is. He replied, "An inward
monitor." On boil,l preased for the dsAnision of •
monitor, be replied, 'One of the iron.olets." Ws
have not beard oonenenoe compared to Iron; but bees
repeatedly heard the expression, "He steels his heart
against conviction..
"Goal TO JIIIILICTIO."—It lies been handed down as
• local tradition, that one of Healy VIII:. houses of
pleasure was distinguished by the name of Jericho; so
that when bin Majesty was desirous of not being
disturbed, and wished to be lost in the embraces of his
eourtseans, the cant word among the Goodies, was, that
"He was gone to Jericho."
A TnOitouoti-nun Oxertinsx.—The following is
Josh Billings'. notion of a thoroogh-bred gentlemaa :
A bobtail coat, a pennie pain: holier, a white kotton
weskit, yeller trowsers without any kloth into the legs,
shiny lether boots, • pair of yeller gloves, and inside of
bin all a thing got up in imitation of a man, but, as the
konnterleiters say, poorly executed, and not kalkerlated
to deem. Mustash indispensabul, and beanies on.
sesseezy. Fine specimens on exhibition.

!VAIL BY • WALL" BOOKIIAInili."
I slut soaronber of Tittenalrs,
But I rentiered say potion or so.
At a bosherthwee 'owe la the Nero%
Am gentility West term low.
I lon soy pound, and the gnat
Wes toot afore the beak ;
To_pirbou of osurse he. sent
For fourAmod-trooty week.
Irs wrong for to venture mall,
We right for to restore lane:
It NOM al square for the tisk and Web
What Dover gets glow In sharp.
You may book the bet of a Bart or Duke,
Not at cede end mobs awl tykes,
For there's ale lac for Hied sod flake,
And mother for Villiem 8k as.
JUDO, AND JOItY.—An Irish judge tried two most
notorious fellows for highway robbery. To tbo astonish.
mem of the court, they were found not guilty. As they
were being r. moved f rota the bar, the judge, addressing
the jailor, said. "Mr. Murphy, you would grsatty
my mind if you would keep thaws two respostable
thump until amen or ball-past seven o'slock, for I mean
to it out for Dublin at Ave, end I should like to have
M least two hours' start of them"

SATURDAY. —Bads. : In the little business done In
wheat, lest week's prices ruled, the quotations being
665. to 75a. per. qr. Flour Belling at 48s. to 50s. for
setwoda—Taniston : Wheat, Bg. 94. per hotbel
barley, melting, 6a; grinding. Is. 3d. to 50. 64. °St',
91 to 45.; bum, s.6s, to 6s. 94.; flu, 121.; tares,
84. Warminster: The little business don in wheat
was at the rates of last week. the bre* figure Wog
735. per quarter, with a range own to 665.
Deneaster : Wheat, 28a, to 29a. 64. per three bushels;
barley, 425. to 445.; oats, 325. to 36.. per quarter.
Andover : All sorts of grain same u last week.

BEAUTIFUL FOR EVER.
• reputation may be stained,
With smirch of foulestLittmmlned,
But mai the motto be
Of " Beautiful forever!"
Still o'er the door the Royal Arms
May lure, within our One% some,
The fools who'd by rososetie alarms
Be "Beautiful for eve,!"
SUB battered beiges, in triple veils,
Through real aches and borrowsd ails
Will wade, In hopes to lure the make
When " BeauUlui for ever ."
character sad cash,
rolisdangrrisk palsy, pimple, rash,
In hopes tool.. from Peate nod iireA
As " Beautiful for ever r
Weald Pawed muld lave a mirror ruined
Before them fools, emasetio-orased,
To show the face they'd boar bepralesi
As "Beautiful f0r.,., r
For nature's rose, red rouges WOW,
For nature's crown, a Corp..'. hair,
For nature's white, the enamel's glom—
There's "Beautdul for ever,
But foully., mob lams show,
Still fouler humours lurk below,
And more than hedths to wreck may go,
In "Beautiful for ever"
Soon, seamed without and soiled within,
Soul way grow hideous as skin.
A white sepulchre of sin—
Unbeautlfal for ever! —Passel
OLD MAIDII.—A sprightly writer expresses his opinion
of old maids in the followg manner: "I am inclined
to believe that many of the satirical aspersions east upon
old maids tell more to their credit than is generally
Imagined. If a woman Ls remarkably neat in her person
'ahe will certainly die an old maid.' If abets parUctilarly
reserved towards the other sex, "she has all the
squeamishness of an old maid.' If she is frugal in her
expense., and exact in her domestic, concerns, 'she ie
cut out for an old maid.' And if she is kindly humane
to the animals about her, nothing can itele her from the
appellation of "an old maid' In short, I have always
found that neatness„ mei...Sy, economy, and humanity
are the never falling eharacteristies ol that terrible
areatare— 'an old maid.'"

FRlDAT.—Diamision upon the Metropolitan Cattle
Market Bill occupied the whole of the morning sitting.
On re-amentbling there was • conversation on the
neoetsity for an additional line of telegraphie Com-
niunicstion with ladle, and • short disonmion upon a
motion c,f Mr. Pim on the subject of Irish records. Then
the Rouse settled down to dispose of the orders. This
task did not occupy long; and when it woo performed
the adjournment of the house followed as a matter of
course.

ON A YOUNG LADY Natal° "OkaiLINS"
Careless by name, and Wren by nature;
Carden of shape, and Carer. of feature.
Careless In drone, and ftrelem In sir;
Careless of riding, in err* or in chair.
Orrin of love, and Careless of hale;
Gwynn If crooked, end Carsten If etreighk
Caroler at table, and Careless to bed;
Careless If maiden, not Carel... If we I.
Wren at Church, and Careless at play;
Conlon It company go, or they stay.
' ren Conlon at tea, not minding chit-chat;
1110 Carlton she's Careless for this or for that
Cretan of all love or wit can propose ;
She's Conlon —so Careless, there's nobody knows.
Oh ! bow I could lon thee, thou drr Caner thing I
(Oh, hsppy, Orlin happy? I'd envy no king.)
Were you Coral for once to return me my one,
I'd care not how Careless to others you'd prove.
I then should be Walesa how Carrier you rare ;
And the more Conlon you, the lees (should me,.
As liirunisleit Sititliox.—A young minister went
out to preach, and observed, during his dtleoUrlo, a
lady who seemed much affected. Mier meeting he
coneluded to pay her her a visit, and ate what the
Impressions of ber mind were. He approached her
than :—"Well, madame, I 144 you were affected much
today during the preaching," "to, me," said the
lady, "I'll tell you. About six years ago me and my
husband moved to this place., and all the property we
had was a donkey. Husband he died, and me and the
beast wore left alone. At last the begat died, and, to
tell you the truth, your voice pat me no mush in mind
of the dear old editor, that I couldn't help taking on
and crying about it right in meeting."

TEE LIFEBOAT.
(Affer Dtbdia.)
Go
_Fatter to lubber., and swab., (Pm me,
'Bout danger, and fear, and the the,
An eirrtight-compartmented Lifeboat gin me,
And It 'taint to a little I'd strike.
Too' the templet top-gallant-mast smack smooth should smite
And shiver each splinter of wood
Launch the host, man the O&M and In wind and WSTIPB' spite
Well forth on our minion of good !
I said to our Pall, who, cry* mind me, would cry
When last the LUeboat put to ma,
Don't think, my ould Imo, If it happens that I
Am cambial, you nerlected will M.
No I the beautiful ladies who've riven the name
Of the craft that we cheerfully man,
WE never allow our poor widows, for shame,
To want, Poll—No, blest if they can !
COlO 01 TOOTRACIN kIID COMM.—A gellUolo4o,
upon whose authority and veracity I can plea every
reining., has informed me of the following, and assures
roe positively of the perfect °Blew of both. He states
that he learned, or had, the care from some old glpirlea
in Lintonsbire, many years ago, and that he had known
several cases where it was stmosedul beyond the
possibility of question. For corns Take • pearl button
and sleep it in the juice of a lemon, in which it will
moon become disolved. Place a piece of linen, reeked
I. this, on the corn, and repeat tidally, or oftener if
required, and it will extract the corn. To cure the
toothache, place • poultice of finely-scraped horseradish
on the wrist of the right handl if the tooth aching be
00 the left aide of the mouth; if on the right side, the
poultice most be placed on the left wrist, and the pats
at once oesses.—Noist and Queries.

TUN FISHERMAN.
(Prom the pates 9, Thaseng.)
n Thee were three yourqr ideal ;
ln lon wen all the three;
Bat Nanette was the prettise girl,
And met she tared the sea.
"A. Oh. Iraa riling along one day.
The zing slipped nit her hand;
And she hailed a. jolly brisk gaher.lad

Tis7.l7
~.Ftsberman I over the tippling wave
Come hither, mid fhb for me ;
Dive, nod Wing up my gay gold ring
That has fallen into the sea.'
" Out and spate ths Beber lad,
• But what will my guerdon her
" A hundred urchins In gold, and • purse
Embroidered all by me.'
"1 went no mochlus, I take no pone—
Not sorb is your diver's fee ;
Only Melo., ono true-love kWh
And I plunge l' Wedge" Wee em.'
But what will the countrymen my.
If they should my kiestog riew ;
• They'll only point to • loving pelt,
And my we are teal and true.
" • But.. can go behind the hill.'
Not 0! 'Oa the browl noon-dhv
The ran la bright—there is too much WOW--
And the hill is so fax away!'
". Then let on enter yonder yore,
And elt In some leafy boner;
There's never • one will disturb us there,
Though we terry • lierheg hour.'
" • But there we weaves, sad thry meek theft&
In this sultry eutemerweetber.•
'Never mind, sny deer! N they ma us up,
be pigment to die together I
" Come .long to the green-wood then,
And sit where the wild boughs twin.;
You will find wan never • heart
And love more pure than mine.
"'Come along to the forget-shade
And dower, shall form
Was never. - •
And
....dr seat,
alloY.
will Wend with tweet
anW lather's voice,
"Ila be euicrto the lovers bled,—
. N•Whty child I why do I find you hew,
And a Asher-led at roer aid* I.
" 'Pardon, hther I pardon, I pray ;
my ring fell into the Ka.
And Mtn gallant youth is to dive for it,
And it's then we shell wadded be.'
" • But what 0 I never shall give consent'
• Then I neither .hall fret ner pout,
But I omen to plunge eo deep In the eas
That no one on get mg out.'
" Not so !not OD ; to daughter of mine
151.11 tto latch a late befall;
Oat .lo,ct to the priest, and the wooer you Wed
IlaybartirUl b beet for all.