The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1859-05-31 00:00:00

Varittics.

There is nothing so bad which will not admit of some.
thing to be said in ita defence.
Affectation ice wester enemy to the face than the
small pox.
Our passions are like convulsion fits, which though
they make us stronger fur the time, leave us weaker ever
after.

No woman can be handsome by the force of features
alone, any Inure than she can be witty by the help
of siwocti.

31Enicti..—Two thin shoes make one cold; two cold
one attack of bronchitis ; two attacks of bronchitis, one
elm coffin.

AGRICULTURAL—It u exceedingly bad husbandry to
harrow up the feelings of your wife, to rake up old ,mar-
rtls, to hoe • grudge, and to sow discord.
F. M. Putten HYMPATHIREH WITH THE POOR(!) ITA•
LIAN OFIGAN-GHINDLH. —F. M. P. "There my man, it's
a pity a great hulking fellow like you should turn •
handle to make such a nasty foul! Here's an instru-
ment for you, go and play upon it in your own country !”
Presents him with • gun topped with a
bayonet.
'Aland°, the French astronomer, when the revolution
broke out, leaving the political revolution to go on as it
li•ted, only paid the mom o attention to the revolutions
of the heavenly birdies, and when lie found, at the end,
that lie had escaped the fury of Robespierre and his fel.
low-ruilians. lie gratefully remarked, I may thank my
stars for it."

They tell a good story of Hallam and Rogers. The
,sat said, " How do you do, Hallam?" "Do what"
" Why how du you find yourself?" " I never lose my•
self." "Well how have you been?" "Been, where?'
" Pshaw ! how du you feel?" " Feel me, and see."
" Good morning Hallam." " It's not • good morning."
togers could say no more.
The following dialogue actually took place lately, be-
tween a policeman and an Irish basket woman :—" Pray
puleshmasi, what's the reason of your wearing that white
thing round one of your wrists?" " Why, my good
woman," he replied, "that is to show we are on duty."
" Orb, by the lowers, I thout it wax because ye didn't
know yer right hand from yer left." The policeman re-
tired in disgust.
lloNurrsi.---It is not more than seventy or eighty
years ago since monkeys were common as pets, in what
are called "respectable houses," as well as in the dwell-
ings of the aristocracy. The celebrated picture of Lance,
from which we give an engraving, copied from " Cassell's
Art Treasures Exhibition," page Et, fairly tarries us
beck to that period, and stintingly illustrates some of
the qualities of the monkey. Ear from being held by
a string, the captive of the organ-grinder, be roamed
about the house front room to room, eagerly intent on
the gratificition of his appetite, and, at the same time
doing an amount of mischief that could nut be calcu-
lated. The grandfathers of the present generation can
remember the close of the time a hens monkey, • parrot,
and a black servant, were common in certain unlace of
life ; and some of them can recount many stale told by
their fathers and mothers, i.f the tricks of four-handed
creatures in families with which they were acquainted.—
CasarlFs Poloilar Natural liieory.

Rogers

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part.—renflar. thi. the toot useful lawuli Bible efer
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requoted to !dace before their children the opportunity now
afforded of beconillig at a v."t 1 IThe Venn; per
sea, of a beautiful c.litimi .if the mered Scripture.. worthy
In cf Cr) miptvt f Iveing handed down to their children and
their children'. children aldable heirloom. When eon,.
plered it will lenin lialal.olat volume.. and he sice.nnpalliol by
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Tun WAR IN ITALY—With Na. SO, for Nay 30. of "COO
SlLL'it ILL) aTRATILD FAMILY PArZli," Is pUltliAhul • b.nutlfully
rerouted MM' OF ITALY and the AIAIAt:RAT torNTRiLa,
suring */ in. by to in., showing all the tinsel Important KA.O-
- features of the Scat of War. A comprehensive
Cinuisounitea% Iliaroae or Tilt ITALIAN PRNINAULA is ',Aural
•Wii the Moll, hieludlng a toleographlati description .4 Mal-
moot mat Sardinia, the Lombardo.% vitt:Tian TuNvlts,
Parma, )lialeita, and the States. .4 the t'hureli. Price of thg
Paper and Map, Three Halfpence. SI ith No. 79, of •.l'Als-
SeLL'a ILLI• AAAA l'Aroo." for May 23, *ashamed a
Genial and Comprehensive MA I' OF ti.c.ssitring
Is inches by 22. This Map, engrased on comer. front atithentle
doettinenta, forten a nenplete historical, political. and Cott,.
merelal Chart of Europe. In No. 14.0.11.1111.1M1 a New,
ttrtginal, and l'onerfol Tale by lir. J. F. MOTH, entitled
••3111.LY 3.IfiVNE: IikoKLIS AT LAcT." The price of
the Map and No. 70 e 4 the Paper together is WI. London:
1 Lltssell, Vetter, & Gaipin, and all Itookscllen.

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" Paging Inn dear for your whirtfe."—Dr. loranklin say.. that
alien he war, boy he gave all the money he had for, whistle ;
this event woo an admonition to him In future life. for it
&loaf'. reminded him that be might al any time "pep two
dear for a whielle." To the public this has become es, great an
advantage as to Dr. Franklin, man) commodities are avoidad
bcalUkt the) are dear at any prier. The f urious Kroft the of
tes, for example. are made by the Chinese to look equal in
quality by duhtniaing them all rah the "Mt Cosio.l fly
so that the old withered flamorteir
known from the choice spring cr..; therefore all oh,, do not
wish to pay too dear far the, Worth. discourage this absurd
custom by purchasing lore Tea withant l'usrdered Colour an
the leaf. AR this pure tat. Huo much preferred !bowman A:
to. Impart exclusively the Spriag crp. a Melt ha. no need 1,,
ho dbog.od aitn ',ordered colour. This tea is bold secured in
packet. by Agents as advertised.
It may be profitable to our fair tandem to know Dun the
GI.0,41111.1; TTTTT SlOlOll, which has hen excluded, 11.01111
if Fit MAJESTY'S LAl'Altilf for many years. Ma) tioW 1.0
Adelina' from all reepsetabk Grocers almost as cheap as thy
11100 coinlool kinds mei., for although It necessarily costs
them ~,,, the large quantities; sold ) kids. in the aggregate.
a lawer profit than the inferior klion, and moreover lii. 1/70•
err. have the satisfaction of selling an article which they time
a ill their customer., anti are at the asme time the
mellum .4 supplying the mbidie and working dames with the
sane article a. I. used in the getting up of the Lane and
Linens nf II Eli MAJUATY and the hot AL FAMILY, and
*filch the quires Unfair...a, with her great experience
and every mean at her c, , d for proeuring tbe very
beat of everything, has pronounced In as ens rear name
iiTAKCH Mit teas l'ate.—Greelsort Adnertiaer.
Hottowas'a
ulcers or. purified and healed oil, sim,lute certainty by thew
external and Internal c,uwolleo *hide ...operate towauds a
cure with a rapidity %Inch like magic. Their double
action Is Irresistible. Unhappy enraturee—' the Were despair
of surgery '—haf c been matched from the very edge of the
raw., and restored to lile, health. and widely by theme dual
atedleantents. thane twin medical charms. The ointment
should be rubbed twice a day Into the perts Whets& and the
Pills should he taken acconling to the directions acconqsny•
Ing every box. The cure will le tensiplete and permanent.

LONDON MARKETS.

(BY ELECTRIC TELEGRAPH.)

MARK-LANE, MONDAY, MAY 30.

The supplies of foreign wheat at our market
to-day were large ; the supplies of English were
moderate.

Trade was dull, and prices declined two ahil.
ling', as compared with the quotations of Monday
last

Barley and Nita without alteration.

METROPOLITAN CATTLE MARKET.

MONDAY. MAY 23.

Our market was supplied to-day with four
thousand beasts, and twenty-six thousand sheep.
Trade lower.
Beef, best quaLit7' 4 8

Mutton, ditto
Lamb, ditto

MARK•LANE CORN EXCHANGE.
FRIDAY, MAY 27.--A slightly increased supply of
English wheat-2,2M quarters —has come to hand roast-
wise; but the receipts fresh up, to-day, by land carriage,
were trilling. The show of samples--chiefly left over
from Monday was tolerably good. Although more
wheat changed hands than on that day, the trade must
be called heavy, at 4s. to As. per quarter beneath last
week's currency. Nearly 15,000 quarters of foreign
wheat have been reported. For all kinds, we experienced
a heavy inquiry ; indeed, so little business was doing,
that prices were almost nominal. There was a fair
demand for good and useful qualities of barley, at
rations quotations; but grinding aorta were eel, dull.
No change took place in the value of malt. Good sound
oats were in fair request, on former terms; bt t low and
damp Daniels were rather cheaper. In beans and peas
Very little was passing. The dour trade was heavy, and
the quotations were drooping.

CURIZST ?IMES OF BRITISH GRAIN AND FLOOR.
Shillinp per qr.
WHlLAT—ffa.es, Kent, end Suffolk, obit 61 65
IN
0 lhtto, flue .elected rune .. 68 68
Ditto, red ..
.. . 47 65
Ditto. Tatman 53 61
, Norfolk, Uncoln.hlre, and Yorkanlre47 65
IAiLILY Malting .. „ Grinding anti dixtliling .
, Chevalier .
lIIALT—Itmea, Norfolk, and Suffolk ..

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T 6 U

67 66

Kin/1;ton, Were, and Town•mad• GO WI
OATS --Essex end Suffolk .. gl WI
„ Scotch and Lincolnshire, potnto 25 30
„ Ditto, feed . .. 24 27
„ Irish potato.. .. .. 25 30
RYE . 33 36 .. .. .. ..
REAMS--M .. 38 41
Mr:: Harrow :: . 40 45
„ Pigeon . .. .. 44 47
PEAS -Non Boilers.. . .. 30 44
„ Whlte, Essex. and Kent, boilers 41 47
.. Ditto, Nine Suffolk .. .. 47 50
44 48
„ Grey . .. 40 42
FLOUR----Best marks, delivered (V rat) 50 54
Seconds ditto end Country .. 34 36
roar.imi GRAIN.
WHEAT—Dantalc and Konigvbefg
Ditto, ditto, extra • -
Roatock, Stettin, and Wolgaat
Belgium and P1M1111.11111•II -
Danish and Silesian -
„ Italian, or Ilarlanople -
„ °dams - - • -
American and Canadian
BAIELY Malting • - - -
Grinding and distilling -
OATS—Poland end Brew •

- 53 to $7
- (43 81
• 51 67
- 49 55
-4$ $3

- V 33

BE,:irB--BFm2ll,

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pliall
PILa-Willte Boilers-

- 49 43
37 39
- 39 41

Yellow 71Mt, -

AD
FLOUR--French Rheni.h (per sack) - SS SA
„ (.Imallan anti American flour - 23 25
8a eet - 25 29

LIVERPOOL GUANO AND SEED MARKET.

(From SAMUEL Downy" General Broker, Exchange
Court, Liverpool.)

SATURDAY MAT 28.—Guano, orrivel 1,400 tons of
Chincha. Owing to the dry weather the deiwind has
been less extensive than usual for all desenptions.
Nitrate of soda in good request at last week's uric... ;
sales, 11,000 bags on spot and to arrive. Bone ash
dull; for linseed and cotton seed cakes a fakir inquiry.
For tallow the demand is sinnll, arrivals of P.Y.C. are
reported at various ports, and have had a depressing
effect on the market.

L I. L a.
ilisano, Pentrian
Ditto. Iliper ditto - - - • - 710 0 0
lehabne
Patagonian - • - . - - - • 410 AlO „
Italdanlia Ray
Siairla Minnie
Pedro Key. • 310 5 0 „
Superphtwphate.
Bone Ash
Unwed Peke, American. - • - 0 0 0 0 „
Milo. Englfah
Cotton wed Peke
Nitrate of Soda
Unwed, It ley
Plover wed. new red Ainerican • 2 1.1 2 111 IKT eat.
Tallow, let P. Ye. ----- 214 217 „