The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1875-06-08 00:00:00

NUT ENNV OM ME

The sliangi ruseter is a gentile, and speaks in a forrin
twig. Ile is bill on piles like a :Sandy 11111 crane. If he
hail bin hilt a ith 4 I.-4s, lie wuil resesiihel the peruvian
lain. Ile is not a gaunt' annuli, but quite often Conic od
seLnuil best in a rtitf awl t I4e tile; like the injuus tha
kaut shusil chilizatiuti. awl are taut disappearing.
r.i..st iin the ground. similar tea the non! turkle.
Thsx "(till git to sleep standing, and nlllll Unies pitch ever,
awl when tha flew, tha enter the imam! like • pfrkage.
Thsre f.sl consists of horn in the ear. Tha crow like a
jaekass trouliled with the bronakeesucks. Th. will natal
muteh 111 unit tc a ilistriet xkule master, and ginorally
nit ihison rit "ph tew keep from tipping over. Tba are
drulful unhandy tea rook, yu have In lude one eland or
them tu a time, yu kant sit them awl into • potash kittle
tu oust

The (entail nosier lays an egg as big as a kokeruut, and
is skit for :I week afterwards, and when she hatches out a
litter of yUllg Ii)1211.11i81 she how tow brood them standing
and then kant kit or but 3by them —the teat stand around
on the uubOole, like boys around a eirktos tent, getting a
imep under the nuovass whenever the lout. The man who
lust brought the breed into this kuntry ought to own them
all aiol be obliged tow feed them on grasshoppers, caught
hi hand. I never its lout one, and he got choked to
sloth 14 a kink in a clothes line, hut not until he had
awallereil IS GI.; ov it. .

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Not enny Klnuighi for toe, if yu pleas, ; i wuld rather
board a travelling kolporter, and as for eating one, eve tfie
a tided owl rare'ditn, or a turkey bustard, rooted hole, and
stuffed with a pair v injun rubber hoots, hut not cony
ithanghi for use not a shanghi !
Speaking ov hens, leads toe tow remark, in taut hut
place, that hen., thu. far, are a suckcess. They are
Amin:dirk, and oveasionally are tuff. This in owing tew
their not icing biled I ;twit civil! in their younger daze ;
hut the hen ain't few ',Lune for this. !tiled hen in univer-
sally rvitiekted. flare ia • grate deal ov originality tow
the lon -eyactly how [notch i kiuit t.ll, histortatut fight
a, twitch alanit it. Suit, say Knower had hen* with his.,
in the ark, and stun say ho didn't, So it goes, which and

I hsst. tell yu which RAZ born feat, the hen .w the egg
aunitieleh i think the egg was --and sulsitituot i think the
hen stag and huuttiniez i think i ilon't low, and i kant
tell now, which uay is right, for the life ov me.
IA) in.,^ esc.,. is the hen'. letln,',hvip. .t hen that kant lay
egg- 'a Lint out. One egg to konsidered • fair day's work
(or.. hen. I bar herd 'iv their doing better, but i don't
want • lien or
euuttitutiou and byelawa, and thus oupare their tutor
worth.

The poet sei, Ibutifully
soots slay has rtnie nur °la blew hen !
I sisli %I let her bee ;
She use.' ter lay ergs Jet
And eundays .ho'd lay 3.-:'
flu sounds tress enutf for poetry, but i will bet 75
thousand dollars that it never took place. The best time
tew sett a hen, is when the hen is Teddy.
kant tell yor what the best breed is, but the Shang-
hi is the meanest. It koala AA metal tow board one, as
it dna a stage hos., and yu mite as well undertake tow
fats fan by ru 111 l ins oats thru it. There aint no
KWHt in k 'laao a bum foe mu. vslgs. if be law less than
OM' a day.
Hews eye aesy long lived, if they stunt contrakt the thrut
aliseu .e, -thare a grate IneallY 010 tew pot, eery year,
hi this inebankolly ilisessae. I kant tell exaetly how tow
rick out a good hen. hilt 'IA • general aang, the long-eared
COCA are kounted the beat. The one-legeed eiww, hho.
are lest ap few skrateh up a garden.
Figs parked in equal parts or salt, and blue water, with
the other end down, will keep from 30, or 40, years, if they
are not disturbed.
Fresh beef-steak is good for hen.: I cans.. i or 5
rounds • day would be awl a hen would need, at how
alon
I sg.hall be bemire tew advise with yu. at enny time, on
the hen question, and —take it in egg.—Josa