The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1868-07-07 00:00:00

HAY MARKETS.

thirwwmiLD.—New meadow hay, cm go. Nl_ to
£4 115 e. Od.; old ditto, E 3 15m. Od. to C 5 Om. Od.;
Deli clover, kb 10m. (kL to E 5 se. Od ; old ditto,
E 4 Om. Od. to C 5 10.. 04 • and straw, st too. od. to
21_166. Od. per load. l';ade motive.

CONSCRLAND.—Now meadow boy, £3 3.. oj. to
£5 OA Ckl.; old ditto, LI 151 Od. to £5 Si. ;
Dew *lover, 1.1 10a. Od. to £5 sa. Od.; old ditto,
£40.. 0.1. to £5 10a. Ild.; and straw, El 10a. Od. to
El Ito Od. par load. A steady demand.
WHITIOSAPIL.—New towlow bay, £3 ss. Od. to
RA 0.. Cti.; old ditto, £3 15a. Od. to 1:15 ss. Od.;
Dew olorPr, 10s. Od. to CS Si. Od.•' old ditto,
4a. Od. to £5 15s. Od.; and straw, RI 101. Od. to
LI 15a. Od. par load. A fair solo.

HOLLOWAY' Ollrrwurr A.WD PlLLS.—fierafulons ewes,
blotches, eruptions, sad all skin diseases soon par 11111.7
before the action of this extraordinary ointment, which
produces its effects with s rapidity and cartsinty
experlsoesd by any other medicine in the world. Many
of the ordinary eroptions araciaused by suppressed per-
Ispiratioo, sodas this penetrating unguent St ones ape=
she pores sad invigorate. the ebeorbents, it dispersos
the Inflammation by a double process Few externs/ or
intarnal can withstand the joint influence of
' Holloissy's timbale' whilst the ointment cook and
soothes outward complaints. The pills, by purifying the
blood, improving digestion, sad stimulating the kidneys
thoroughly, throw out Irons the system those sutra*
sornliWtow• 'dash adeader orisiPWas sad its amodsied
anneal&

Varieties.

SIGNAL Vanua= —Railway •OSid•Ots.
THS XISO'S Evit.—Thal may be; but the Qu
WHIR! • FULL tiro? 111 WANT).—To tin "ild
the period?
Fyne Airciazi en OWN " FLY."—Th• Manta. of
, flutings is gone to Num.'', for fishing.
A LADY goiog to Madame Rachel lob. made beastital
fo.renver,isinßiebard In.'s position of standing
b..i of th.Dw
A HIIIIWD flogall.—lf we were asked what ewe ‘,l
health the hon. member for Peterborough enjoyed,
Wa
should answer at ones, that be WY • W/40/ky-
tad i n ari an.
THS BRISTOL ELICTION CONNITTZS'S RIITOST.— Ones
more Bristol has disgraced itself in its el. otion. The
Nosed its Bird's-0o is only toadied by the infamy of
its &tura&
flovntno Flintlt.—" I tell you viva, sir," said •
Yankee to his opponent —" that man don't amount to •
sum in arithmetic; add hint op, and there's nothing to
earry I"
Ale Tifeftwan's MAIIIAGI Lieu.—An Irishman
being asked in court for a certificete of bin marriage,
showed a big soar on his head, about the shape of •
shovel, which was satiefsotory.
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•
COMPIXSATIOIg.-- A pedestrian in Imbed 010 • m•n,
and asked him why the miles erre in loofa Pa* replied.
" Yon •re, now, the roads are not Rood, an the toe.
trutors mike up for it by good measure. _ _

_
011 THE STOMP.—A stump spisaksr exolaimed, "
know no torib, no south, no east, on wed, fallow-
eitimos !" "Then," exclaimed an old farmer in Ste
mord, " its time eon went to school and Isrot jography.',

A COILII011101t.—" One hears an irnow•es• deal about
'legal tenders,'" said the late Lord Brousbam upon one
occasion; "bit. upon ray soul, I 'weer beard of any-
thing legal yet that was not Infernally hard Instead of
leader."

ADTICZ.—An old author quaintly remarks : 'Avoid
argument with ladies. In spinning yarns among wpm
and satins, • roan is sure to be 'roasted and twiated.
And when • MU, Is worsted and twisted be may con.
eider himself wound up."

APT= DrsNu. —At tho Issoopet gives lost os.k to
ti. Arekbl•bow sod Bishops, Mr. John Abel Smith,
M.P., " rsolisi Welly to the toast, hat his Tssmix
were ioso.liblo." 14•41s't is hotter shasge ii..... SO
Mr. Joba tfw-Absi &mite r

EIMMTUALLT COMMALID =OM VlZW.—Jeukins :
Why, Bmithlrins, you nrver kept your appointment
yesterlay. tlimithkins : Oh, yes, I did. Jenkins Well,
I couldn't tee you. 81E81011ns : ith I dare say not, for
now I remember I was behind my time.
A 13VVY ilr 11= RIO= DI=CTIOIL —PAW.) eusentions
baying been at last abolished, the "enlightened masers*
will be no lonerr entraneed by the spectacle of the
bid. ons drop /was, which has been such a source of
gratification to their elevated tastes.

HARD BIT.
Don't bother me about footles or'pollty,
Your Ramlegit Rachel, ,T Risk Allah laey—
Away, •It such !Appro. fun. and frivolity,
Let's calmly coer the pm. of croquet.
Suppme now, the oakum end Mont of lawns, upon
Whirl, you could wish with a lady to play—
Next, one of the f. rest whit 101 l ern dip.. upon -
C old
you my nay ton nuns I croquet?
rm hit! an 4 my pennon, I know no coati,'
Vole., In her pity deer licili. nil mow
I deniers that my heart It Ma melt • big hole In It,
I'll mod her what's left to wick up for • hoop.
Tut Tong or • Bhazu—The W.rqui. of Alleebery's
moors at Otim,thetly, in the Nrtb Hidmi of Yorkshire,
have token fles, and were buraing fueinuell the ogler
flay. Nobody knows, It. said, how the fire origleawd.
Mr. Punch would suggest that It may hove been roused,
if not nursed, by the rotten state of the turf and the
hest of the Days, together, noes the lent Derby. It is
observed that, as in most rases of this kind, there is
more smoke than Are. What with the blacks end
choking aloud, of traponr, the 'polling of the name might
well be altered to the Olatotturley
IWO{ ATITUDI TO TIE DA 00 IlTen OF FWD&
Farmer flawbason (le eompanlon farmer over pipe and
glee.)—Tell 'ae wot I Canon Orhilestun's a popgun I
Our workfolk no, ererreiri I Num ehillon• a week
'Lakes 'em piney. Y.ll kindly Wiley. it, but I'd a
these died yee'day of inflammation, sod I tor one o' my
beggars be might lin` it if a liked : 'stead of been
Meek's', for the bit o' motton, domed if be didn't say
at 'twere fitter for th' old sheepdog Yowl hardly
believe at—bat he did I—Pria.

8 A Y
A Mammal,.
liar. have yoU men my C•Ila pun.
With lob. of gold and bps of therm
*lth foot en laght upon the rem,
It scam y shakes the dewdrops marry.
Say, have you seen the lovely maid,
Attired In neva In( gown awl kirti..
And wearing round her b 00.,. braid
Of roses, pilldlowers, and myr.le.
Bay, bons you met her on the down,
Or where the purling bmoklets clatter,
Or in the meads, or near the tow n
You havn't Well, It doeen't mstAer.

Mao. BlOWll.—When Brown told me an we wag
6.2oin' to New Orissa., I 'sdn't no consumption about
the journersas can be took in 'llemker, es you may
travol tbro' by the par together, and not get to the sod
on, en 11.111.. and .110. one end, and burning 'eat she
other, with railroads as spins onendin', end strangle
sever ceases ;and if any one 'ad told me where I yes
segola• to ito Jay afore I atert..l I'd have stayed
bellied, for flesh end blood is only flesh end blood atter
all, as did ought to be mete of iron end 'tee I and clock
work into the bargain. But kw, 'ow I sin a-goin' on
am 'are slob lotv to say an meat keep to eno'h,r time, to
In coarse begun I wants to sod, as is only nat't•
as every one should bare a ant as some comes to were y
sadden, the same as Yrs. Skirimore's log, as were ro a
over tbe dey crier I left by the fier-injun drawed b y
boys, and only shows as everyone did ought to look
where they're a goin' to, though I'm sure if I'adl
shouldn't never 'are gone acmes the oaten, and 'avin'
got there, wants t' see all I can, for once let me put
my foot in the British lie, and never no more do I leave
it. Not as I'd say that either, for you didn't ought to
lay you'll
we're all born but none on us buried, an the Pyle' is.—

OARTNIt SAGACITY.—At Clenise7, on the borden
Switzerland, • wolf towards nightfall entered tb.
village, and immediately gate ch... to • small gre!,
terrier belonging to no one in perticular. Insect e
taking shelter in the turret catnip, the dog nubs
on to the end of the hamlet, sod, entering a wheel
weight's yard, leapt safe and mind Into the kennel of •
huge mastiff. The wolf bad followed too &wily to
recede, and the mestiff, in spite of • heavy chain that
cramped his movement., darted out suddenly and seised
the wolf by the skin of the back. The oequel wee
remarkahla. The mutiff, impeded by his den, began
to yield to the struggles of the wolf, whieh was • full-
grown powerfnl bout, when. ju t at the right moment,
another large dog arrived at fall speed, &mom moiled
by the little terrier, who had evidently seen hie oom-
rede's need of seebt.nee, and tone off to procure It.
Thu unexpected ally put an end to the ciondiet, and
the wolf •as speedily mastered. X..denjg
the wbeelwright's win, her daughter, and anent—
aU titres ',Sonora the mane, which they each described
as related ; cud indeed there is nothing in the story
Incredible, mony parallels having occurred to illustrete
the intelligence of animal" in ooinprebendink • position
of urgency, as well is the facilities they POssamS for
making known ti saoh other their wants end wishes.—
Sala Patel/for July, edited by Anthony Trollope.

T 3 HIS NOBS.
(Translated freowth. PlY11411).
Bright nom ! whom rich rubles ban com • vast or,
Of Mem and duet,
Whom colour ea or 'oily putakee more nod more
Of t rimetm and violet

Big n 0..! he that rives Uwe athwart • iarp glum
Thee brighter will think;
Unlike the twie no.. photos pitUul
W•th rater for driok.
A turkey-cook's throst is rood like to 1b..;
P.M rich in their prime
Hass such • rich neer! TO paint tbs. as In ow
Requires • long time.
The gins. Is tbe pencil thnt spreads lb. nano Unt.
Tbe colour the virtu
Which gine. the wild cherry's bus era thout Ana,
When strong nod don
They malt hurts the epe ; but shall the.. =den be?
Wine Is the cure
Tor all toy ills; Ito let both windows go forme,
While bowie is sure. . _ .

—Not*. ousd Qiidria.

Mr. Robert Braes, a man of
bumble circumstances, was born about the dove of the
last watery at Torbay. When thirty years of age 4.
1828) he was mate on board a berg's' trading between
Liverpool and St. John's, New Bruns w ick. During one of
her voyages he and the oept.ie had both demanded the
cabin to it•leelate their day's work. After some time
the latter, impolite; I by tbe former, who was intent
Upon hia d•tise, went on deck again. An boar bad
elersed, when Mr. Bruce, the mate, being um•ble to
rock. bt. oalonlatioos coincide with the dead reekoning„
Galled out, without looking round, "I nuke ooe
latitede and longitude soned-.0. Can this be right r
Rtheiving no answer he looked tip, awl, instead of the
captain, he observed a complete stranger at the
eapthin's dealt Startled at the •ppari ion, he went on
deck to inquiry of the captain. Then followed the
examination of the sailor., mid the discovery of the
writing on the slate—the words being "steer to the
nor'-west," and not to "south-west" 1:110 osntais
. . . . . . . .

resolved to alter the ship's course, and instructions
wore given to steer north-west. About throe o'olook,
the lookeroat reported an lather' nearly mbead, end
shortly after a dismantled mewl was perosived with
mazy sufferers on board. Boons were sima to their
relief, and eh, wee found to be a peasenor vessel from
Qaebeo to Liverpool, Icebound, wrecked, and without
water or provisions. As oars of Om suffering mew woe
ascending the dm* of the relievieg shin, Brum
recognised in him eau ietakeably the fear be had seen
at lbs captaie's disk four boars before ; not only the
face. bat the memo and dram exactly corresponded.
The mato pointed him out to the captain, • ho requested
him to writ* lb. words "steer N. W." on the other
side of the slate whereon the mysterious order bad been
Vera. The two writings veers found to be identical Is
form and character. This writer had no recollection of
haviag fallen into • traooe, but tbo captain of the
rescued ship Meted, that some time before noon on the
day they were savrt, " this sentleotan" (pointing to the
massager), "Ming moots exhausted, fell into a heavy
sleep. On awaking h• said to me, 'Captain, we shall
be relieved to-day,' He had demoted be wasi on board
a barque, and that she was coming to oar rescue,
though he said nothing of writing on a slat*. As It
km turned out, I (reboot dosbi that it was all arranged
In some ineomprehensible way, by an over-ruling
Provide/Doe, so that we might be saved. The above
narrative win this oommunicated to the author of
Irocofellr a. ad Bootodary of anoator Worid by Capt.
J. B. Clarke, of the schooner Julia H•llook, who bad it
direotly from Mr. Bruse himself. This was in Judy,
MC lam lb@ Julia Hallo& wed; lyiag ad the tag 01
ROW, Op, Now York.

MARAVILLA COCOA.
THE rgaintenorr OP
PREPARED COCOA.

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held everywhere.

FINN STRONG RICH SLAM TRA,
lopIT TOR ANY TABLE. le id per lb • lbs. for 1100. tor
J: to 01l ports on maga of Polo Moo ardor.

OBBORNII & TARRY,
tos•Wis• 808 liarehmas, wmi lireadj.edo.. wxj.

CAUTION TO LLD'

MHZ PROPRIETORS ot HELMSLEY'S
1. ORIGINAL WIDOW WELCH'S rows
PILLS ha it incumbent oa tins to mottos the par.
'boors a thane Ma against various linltsfees by
Parties whn hay. no knowledge of their Pielaw PPP'
yentas. ths Original Recipe having been sold to tbe
late 0. of Fleet-street, 'Mom Widow lowa
It DINNIONtry to maim the following Affidavit. Ice the pro.
Mottos of her property, in lb. year 1798.

Arrrnsfrr.
Ftnirr.—Thet eke be In posaelos of the Recipe for
=skim Waca's tennis Me whisk wee bequeathed
to her by bet late husband.
8/4000. —llmi this Recipe wm parehased by her hat*
husband nub. Widow Welch. in the year 1757, lot.
valusble consideration, and with a view for salmi
the medians! for publie eele.
THIRD.—That she, Caymanian IDDIUMAT, is also fa
pmessicut ef the liacwiPt sittseti by Slo mad Widow
Welch, acknowledging the having received the momff
of the said Mr. Groton KE.RIBLIT, for the petreitese
of absolute property of Me mid Ti.
O. LIAII.IIILST.
Sworn at the Session Hones, radon, I a*iblatiON.
the 3rd Doty of November, before me, f Mayor.
Th. Pills, et long and justAy ergebreted for their
Peculiar Firma, ore strongly reeoesmended to the
Notate of every Lady, (having obtained the sandlot' nal
approbation of most Owntimnen of the Waled Frew
Mon.) we a safe end valuable Idediclan, I. ellectsally re.
moving Obstructions, sad relieving .5 other imonemi.
Seers to elicit the Female Frame is liable, especially
those which, at an earlier period of life, freweesily
arke, from went of exercise end general Debility of the
Rests..; they met* as Appetite, correct Indigestion.
remove Gidalasse and 5i.,,... Beedaebe, and are
•"ioestlY useful in Windy Disorders, mins In the
Stemaeh,Shortnees of Breath. and FelPthillsuls th•
Heartto4sit Perfeetly inneorat, may be used with
talipty in all leasom sail dismiss.
Sold wholesale nod retall by J. BUMS sod Sore,
lfA Orford-street. sad by most reisperteble Nedirdoe
Vendors in town or onestry, at la Si per bee, by post
for thirtydir flanspa
••• nab for Isaneam's Weletee Paha] sod ebteemlb
DOOO Oil 100•10* Milne wrapped in white mom Lad the
Dams C. XZAW.IT is engraved on the Cleverameat
Stamp.
Agent for Dorehester, Sr. lhalrl, amnia

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