The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1859-05-17 00:00:00

Yarictics.

As a proof of the hardness of the times tben's
• man in Ohio who only kills half • pig at • time.
I Sublime
nil Two
toNthinlTlNicLul—ous.ll—erePsisacAbat step from
.
Why is a fool in high station like a man in • balloon!
—Because everybody appears little to hisn, and he
appears little to everybody.
DUMB BIILLIS.—The most perfect specimen of dumb.
bells in the world are those suspended in the West-
minster cluck.— Punta.
The elect of the million, Louis Napoleon, only Wipti
one
the
, 50,1.100,000 francs, just to begin with. If France IVY"
it to him, we Khali be fairly convinced at last that "The
Empire is the Pay."—PairrA.
' PARLIAXENTANY 111,11JTHS.—That Jaw cloth la
Westininetcr, which may well bold its hands before ito
face for very stamina, has cost the nation the real
little sum of £22.057. We never knew a richer alines-
tion of the homely truth, which is always being dipped
in our ears, that "Time is money !"—Panch.
STKEL PETTICOATB. —One great branch of Sheffield!
industry in tneee days consista in the manufacture
that mysterious article of feminine apparel which
used to give the female form its full development we"
endow it with the essential bulginess. Melee/01.6w"
ou the new fashion, which &lancet makes up to it for
the decline in the totualiawk business, consequent oath'
evangelisation of Polynesia.
FIGCHATIVS EXPRIDOIIO,IB.—How many moan°
figurative expressions in our language are borrowed fe.°
the art of carpentry, may be seen in the following le4.
tenon " The lawyer who filed • bill, cut an mousiet'
sore, split a hair, made an entry, got up • MN. 1'1'614
an indictment, empannelled a jury, put them int°
box, nailed • willies', hammered • judge, and bored 1
whole court. all in one day, hie since laid down law
and turned carpenter."
INDUISTILT.—LonI tlranville told the students 01
Loudon University on Wednesday :—He was quite ours
they had all felt that to a really strong and lbeti"
intellect there was no greater pleasure than to 1P.,"
sound and wholesome employment to that intellect. et.
wan sure they had denied satisfaction and gratificatio
from habits of self control, and from resisting disposal.°
which might have withdrawn them from the work 06
which they had been engaged; and that at this moment
they experienced the pleasure he had heard eloonentl,
and truly described from the pulpit only two san4ap
as one of the purest that could be enjoyed in this life—
pleasure • man felt at having, by his own exertions.
gained himself • name of which his family and his fnends
connected with the triumphs of the day, there were
soteit
wd"mhuinieulginieleres' YtCnega:reabe doubtwit
di" this
seh'i ilirrnihehaa dov:,:e4g Tar!: Su
ho
een,:p n
opportunity
e Iv:
ebeei that Onhey hod families,
wouldp
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amend
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t it
b
talents which they had no business to bury. He hod
o had
their
could with perfect truth say to themselves that tbey
of
mind and body enabled them to improve for the elloinl
ment of their object. If they had not, bolo eight ~.
abundant for them. To such he would say, as been
beautifully written,
" Lae Is before in
" • leered burden is the life ye bear
• " Leek hit it. beer IS wienrily.
" Stead up, and sea under It eicadleseir.
"Fill oat for avow tatter sot torahs ;
" Onwards and unenuele till the scalp ode-
' Oved ensrd ye. and Ood guide ye on She seg.
" Young prim wank" who getter* Ode day."