The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1859-07-26 00:00:00

Yarittits.

QUANDAIT.—Digp saw • five-pound note lying on the
ground, but he knew it was a forged one, and walked on
without picking it up. He told Smithers the story,
when the latter said, "1)0 you know, Digp, you have
committed a very grave offence r "Why, what have
1 don.?' "You have passed a forged note, knowing it
to be such."

Tot:Jotaa Araoros DZ Borrsa.—Tbs French have
rushed to the moue of Italy to save, what is familiarly
celled, the boot, from the iron heel of Austria—bat for
the Italians to aspect that a separate kingdom will ever
be patched up out of the disjointed bits is, we are
afraid, in the hen& of the French, • hope that is quits
bootless.—PisitcA.

A HUMAN GUAGIL—On One of the pontooding days
at Virginia Water, prieste Jenkins was appointed to
note the immersion of the cylinders as the guns passed
over the central raft of the bridge, He est aside a
pontoon, guage in hand, with his lip dangling in the
lake. His attention, however, was of no avail, as tbe
cylinder warn wholly immersed. "Well, what was the
vertical immersion of your cylinder, Jenkins?' asked
one authorised to amertain the fact. "Why, sir,"
replied the purr, smiling, "the water rose (mite
over it, and six inches up my beak RONIOnee of
tAs Rae As.

Cl,OllllO OF THE THIATIII OF WA.l.—Our readers
—that is, everybody—will rejoice, we think, to hear
that • new fares having lately been accepted by the
managers, it is announced that this theatre ii closed till
further notice. In consequence of their production of
this peace, the (field-) pieces which have recently been
brought out at the theatre have, by order of the manage-
ment, for the present been withdrawn. The new peace,
the plot of which is taken from the Presieb, is Galled
'The Peace of Villa/ranee, or the Patched-up Treaty."
It is • peace of serious interest, though some critics
7WIt an the nature of • farce. After the tragedy of
il
Campaign," any peace, however frivolous., is an
agreeable relief and we trust that the accepted peace
may have a good long run. —P•srk.

Louie N.troteox Burgeon or Tee Fareni.—Louis
Napoleon, born at the Tullferias, in Paris, April 20th,
1808, was the second son of Louis Bonaparte, King of
Holland, and Hortense Beauliarnais, only daughter of
the Empress Josephine. After the fall of Napdtion 1.,
the Bonaparte party had to live out of France. Louis
Napoleon, with his elder brother and mother, lived in
switzerland when the Revolution of July placed Louis
Phillippe on the throne of France. In the following
year, Louis Napoleon and his brother went to Italy,
where bah took part in an insurrection at Rome. The
brother died the same year. From 1832 to 1835, Louis
Napoleon, who by the death of his cousin, King of
Come, had become head of the Napoleon family,
devoted himself to study, and produced several works,
political and military. His" Manuel our PArtillerie"
has been highly spoken of by military men, and we
believe that it is now used as a textbook at West Point.
In 1836, took place Louie Napoleon's unsuccessful I
atteinpt to get up a revolution at Strasbourg. lie was
sent out of the country, and was recalled from the :
United States by the alarming state of his mother's
health. In 1838, being driven out of Switzerland, on
the demand of Louis I%illippe, he went to reside in
London. In 1839, he published "Des !dies Napoliennes,"
• fine tranalation of which has just been issued at New
York. In 1840 he made that unsuccessful descent
upon Boulogne, which consigned him, • political pri-
soner, to the fortress of Hon. In DM, be escaped to
England, where he remained until the revolution of
1848 recalled him to France, and soon placed him in
the Presidential chair. On December 2nd, 1831, in
consequence of • knowledge that his opponenta medi-
tated a heavy blow at his authority, he executed the
romp d'et ai, which overthrew the National Assembly,
and caused his election, first as President for ten years,
and next * Emperor, with succemion in his family,
He was proclaimed Emperor on December 2nd, 1852.
and immediately after married Eugenie, Countess de
Teta. His recognition as Emperor was immediate on
the part of the United States and England, and rather
tardy by the German States. In 1833, he entered into
an alliance with England. Austria, and Sardinia against
Rosins, which resulted in 1854 in the Crimean war and
the defeat of Russia. Allied with Sardinia, he now
makes war against Austria, according to his own solemn
declaration, as the champion of Italian independence.

It may he prolltabic to our Mr restiars to know that Um
614111.18LD PATIUIT STAWI, which he. been exeluerely used lb
11Elt MAJENTYIi Laminar for many peers, may now he
obtained front all respectable Wooer. SIMMS a. cheap am the
most common kin& melt. bt although it nereserny lode
them more, the large quantities mid yield, In the a
a rger profit than the inferior kinds, and toomorerVelit!
la
errs hare the istisfaction of oiling en article 'Midi they know
• 111 plasma their customers, and sre at the rine Wee the
medium of supplying the middle and corking dame with the
ruse artists as is and In the getting up of the Loom and
Linens of HER MAJESTY end the Rota& INIMU.T. and
which the Qualm's Laundries, aith her great experience
and every UMW at her imenmend for procuring the very
best of everything, has pronounced To TUB VDT TUI/MT
STARCH MI swaa Umin —Grostrul Adesatiadr.

HOLLOWAY'S MA AXD OIXTDINT.-11710“100 of Ms ddn,
nettle rasb.—l/ them dimness te unattended with ti=
their anonym°, o intollerable; and Month the body
Do permusent Injury, iia subtler tetiont, the Mod, is Mime
driven to distraction. In nettle rash there is some respite
during the day ; hut In the watebes of the Mad this drawled
torments coms,—no dem no ris4,—the whole skin Is mini ht
Imre white mounds. The rnl.no rlong. Is ompelied le
bide this itching parte with cold water. Uttleiat Idiom
this dangerous ; saw and quicker in thUr diem ado
lidioway's onojing FIU. and lootidnef Ohallesent.