The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1880-06-08 00:00:00

" pasbea anb Ittckers."

The rheumatics have been troublinit tupliii
the pro.eat a.cainst the lack id Atbe:A44
Kiddie, who since hay return neither tells tor heel.,
new thing, he r inghly replied—" l'hey be a into";
on 'ee, that's what they be, for a writer to the asn
papery." We suggested that the town wa,
that the stagoatiou produced dunp, mil
" Do'ise ha' faith, tuaester. Wok( ktitliard itn. ik
to say to I, 'Kiddie,' he'd say, '1 hi kooweet4,
green peas ate by the servant, down at tha Lawi,
cause the visitors war zo late, au' a-ter all rye aLk
well. An' z) 'or did." Tiiat Dion vr, had

"DREADFUL' DULLY,
We caught ourself buying a Potice Newt of IILL
Hardy, the newsagent. There in the front pass
our pier—Swarms. Pier. We couldn't
we saw because we c iuhlu ton lerstand aad
never put faith in the room of reason. Al the ley
corner drawings explained it. We saw a aliftic
uffior dressed in full Zulu costumo even to the
c ark jacket. He woe drieilig a highly "civiabi,
chariot. In it stepped the "mist respected Xtiaai..
the Lord Mayor—ch sin and all. la hi. re;..livaN
held a handbill healed "'rise Sweatiest l'o.tki
Establishment," and we caufht a glanpo
Summers " " Public Omnibus. ' "Still, Horses
Ponies," "Somerley and "Carriages are
the arrival of visitors I.y steamer.' The next 04
contained what at first sight appeare lii 8.-iefeatrt.ir;
on closer examination we saw it WI/Ala:11.1e lai atm
class t epresentation of the gentle cad, proprietvar,
tap nothing to nob sly l,it w titt till the tta
chariots are full. Lle.iide tois we perc:ird thattv
L Mayor hal fallen in! ,ve with the new
iii which the Beefeater sat and WAICII•44I,IJeIffILIS
XS though they both belonged to the same Vain Ns
we understood the large foreground picture. 'Biel::
backed up by a policeman (whl was shouting, "f,
Sneriff's officer do know more law than alith,lsinsa
in llmse., Measter Howard inclu w.a• d ,ar*
a club over the Lord Mayor's three-c ILI red totr.:
d mending "six shillings." Tile an; t••• "ritat,
preeel toward the pier gate in we
soy lord and her ladyship marcliM; t.
,iio ills IS 01•0, sac .rta.l by the
PALL :o was a big bit ['date.' Ir u a ia
Algp. Eli: abeth is bad, l'in not at h as

brother is—by this timef"fhe Zulu p ke.l
tongue M the sisht of the news he know 640..1
Cll3ll Si far, and off the pArtY 4 t the lio,ther 4:4
sheriff's, with evOleht dies stisfucti.oi t
Whatever cotl.l have called up thi.
NI war? Sure'y thi 1,11i101141 'r i 13. y .4 ,ii.pro4-
Jelnima was rea hog t • Kid lie a ii.ta;raph
7'he Citizen :

"tluier too fooeriog care of M. 111 r, JP.
S let Itt)a ael• .llr 11-.4.1, rewr (S JJI 4. j ..••
.ji 144. ir nay flea ii. I j.

vrt.tt ru-.;th prig .41,:rec tat or

eitizent britio back the At 01 of hi • h
i there. Mr.. x•Sis.rr B
Ow time of the antr 6,4••• but be 'Loth r.. 13 P. n. Lies
L'. kindly a110r.1.1a..1, and even 3 di. Lit i 4 t etraelr
to is v. firranarre withoat fu.ther may.t 4 n. Arn
Inquiry rid Aho tiv Ike piece tut oil tit • ri,rlto•till,,
It would apptar tar. oak,: amen Wr., tr In -Ai-. 4
.e.mrr.mee. but 41.1 k til) part to
va. ay:Anomie Iby hi: wite.--i Cur:
Now. Ntr. Ciei:m, what is the lige i •
"sea-ails resort" it the " tosterin4 cur. It n 4 Apt.ki
ti the pe 'pie who come then ? Me. Citi:to. wk.' le
waj facer c”meA to Swroage ag.tin let him 1nt:1444
hit 11111.itler11 att I lo ut twice before he c'ilaws
veltiole. With "touch p.in we fee that es art
n.l ,avages in training by an ex-sherilf. We inef
'what wmi what" bdore CilLen wal barn or ni
Sheriff either.

" neuter, sawl Kidile, coining t. interview w
we Loy between the sheets, z nuebody h.: cut (1.,c1
the grape-vine down to Brewery an du.: up ts
Sparrow-grass "Si we heard, ny was,ll
they have preserved the footprints." " WhAt be ni
good u' footpiinta ef the bouts be gone to Austria
rneaster !"

"S' y u were at the sale. Kiddie?" "Es., I ma •
Varmer Greanee barn. Z one u't been Vitt.. alat
Ah, there wer a good pile o' inoosic in thik piaset
Jimmie Gorer's. Measter t 'barite, first an Let 111
made a penny out o' :bile sticks o' the run-away tan
ciao. Ile valued 'ern au' now be'', a z Id em.
Luca