The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1880-11-30 00:00:00

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lIIMISOILII3. FACTS AND FANCIES.
en, Wm-Boum- I (Trial husk). I THE GROUND GAME ACT.
e Moo's", 81' CllTglina Tgueo
1.A.0 0- ...cau„n of this Chapter was held on . An interesting caws was
Dukeirffeetinwinsterwo . were summoned for takdoli sew°
t,:toyalitL-ht.,l"l_4lo.dilayow to Duleisno 1 Th,wwa.w. wh. two broths,.,
heard at Northop Sessions. on
1 fagellit ce,,_!",...,,0. of installing the two principals, ''"'
It no
~. for tae
.N."-- e }LW P.G. Mister of Dorset, Oita HZIKI. -Poor BIT Y. RoManinp.lrirebutstrawasonsolidtlievey, ;17 the land over then, tenant farmer. coder the
nr"l..aiL.J• Guist:hair ; B.C.J.A. Atkins in bet wretched sailor I TIN Kr. John Spit Bwanhikehes.th7rlPlehdteolenshdratatsngwiiereciasiTZl by
leth , / none being made Chet It ws• ' ,l, d
fltaiwakd lun the;
and E.C. John Hammond in the rough on the milsot ....t..010 had already helm somoi.,,tiy
Mr B•hks• IftaiakollPer to kill • hare and on ropresenta-
chair "( "i'sytio officer being M.B.C.H Ward, between Calais and Eloya—e. but It warn __Y.__l!oevrip_m_her.
Ow. a j the . all
who came dowu on PurPoset and tha when, on kilning up agate 70..I'llataig:eg'shorenus 1 r bun
tith:"ltoroitt,dthGaatmteh7uhaat
thtyilled
"init.. _ftw°6 by the munielted authorities and iorceedwr
to and make ''puck,nilawco.papeurtr.thine
which
tanta produced an extract from a
and that under
of Cssw.7,l;ich ho conducted the ceremony was
s and to undergo • second illegal,
fria bnatrinweehmeifl,einkdianll defendants raid
stawel in • Is'Ai and distinguished mental In
=Act i mate
'into force was
streteddatby
of hie in . who bad ___,..red in
geed attack of Ned de /1/eur.
041 The compaalone. wa" aa° ma'a'w
member fa the Church of 2 VaMan
' " An"sr°you
a
Tan New Smut& -Om that the truGv....dround.Ganme•
)10etri. f ads sat down to • splendid banquet
sir; the little I ever do In that Ls. Butler:Nie-wwithtlta ll'aNna-; nest
artSdr4eLk,tobserved that in rues of leases of shoot-
with year.
permia
j Thidone Bench fined fleni.wedtwth°Pse drealeinnwdiMiltleN;reaninhard 00141•3144
0110b6Cp12.. Enoliongo, sod spent a very pleasant
F,goi .
riday._Before J. Parke, En. Barti'' Nst.ohana." LIKII Henn l'-Smith (meeting the Browne
(0 the.g7
iltDsitheiihst.atatinton on their return from tin continent):
„_,,,,,, gran:lSt, , _
l"." ' ci snit nev. G. V. Garland.— r.. use
~. c. J. t Int tojth,deitarld ylnimllkere I.lelykouyborb:etir m.
TB. hof
:he But-well,
"artistic"):
s. .........
s. con, secretary of the Bournemouth Gas and
5^1!o, y, was summoned by the Overseers of
But wk. had . .7 pictures and statues sod
‘‘...-- - for the non-payment of poor-rates to tM all that.
1.:0'4'; a yoji-Mr.- l'ontifee, of London, was for Ferwrense.(one howl ...- t Ptold for six outs at
MOOD to that glad, u . Melting(
sioat.,,,Ran It appeared the rate for which this .Palallso._ I know), and after that I coughs th Roman
the or.`".--- ti 'toed was a supplemental rate, and in •_teel. aa°,63.'" *C. Mete think they'll go to Ranugeie
oosint was r.ai
P eke pointed out the Overseers had ''4r 7w.,
Mr• - °°-' am gem "-A el• at. n0..,...w0wd.wt h.., New
York rends us this:-" Viswi,--e-.-- --
- - -Br a b CablyTieip-..aa ble,
0.7,1 t, nomply with the Act, the name. of the whole
Ow" - - srs and the description of property had genteel-eoloured youth in • (sadly a refinement and
.i.. 0,1 the,,hhow:erigii:edwa. ifir:uareqanduinsthi.as-Ththee
rll46lBwtramtesbadhennld
inwealskillx:iiamia • ar.M.
Klee. by
;i,hi r.ils :gad elocution understands,:•h..:i
l'it ttltedtaa: alt.,ot:
: of it and dismissed the summons.— Charles of Hymen • heart and hands ire. still n
to mind hits parties of the highest social .ta ohne telegraph Of address.7*
the fact ,oupponed for neglecting
lficeca le'. j and An order for its attendance was waiter by birth" Is good. Ile oughtn't to be kept wait.
,aiid in scow . Int loom
Gollop, of Hill Butts, for
obstructionist Nab owl • ' What I (to cheap
ek and riotous on the 17th was fined, in his hadExanTlLACTOholttCra 'BI"1"" -8 *l‘-'°' (who tail just
---,_,,,,--- aru pa. and lie. costs.--Henery Ball, landlord dentist) Nnt three 1' Illeativt : "Cluldn't dolt
oi we ; and (looking at
sr -.1... Wi oodman, • married man for whom Mr. for leas. Tio.'srnosney Togs,. .. y
)ou eighteenpenos an hou-.
'I."- jun. appeared - was summoned by tile watch) rye only charged
ittowtt• Hoare, his servant to show caw* kc.- 15C" to next Patient.)
nkkor in her evidence said the child was two years
..-„, .nt 12 months ago defendant gave her £lO
it,.. sup]. id. The defence was that the £lO
'''--- ' • n in liquidation of all claims-As she had
vere g"elneines with her the care was adjourned.
irt toe in

(From Funny Folks. )
A great change i to b. m,d- in th.• uniforn of offiorra
In thr army; by the adoption of rettain
.lualitee upon the
shoulder.strAp the rook o' -very ollierr will be known. I
=Pomo that when Bum fatuous song is given In military
circles they will ,It—
"The rank it but the attoulder-ttrap,
The mu'. • man for a that." .

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The tale 1:47; been -told thet m a civic dinner to which
the Duke ot Dentb,idge was Invited, soldiers of the
regiment to which be ii ...heel. forming • guard of
honour, did not know him. N•it knowing their oolonel, of
course they amid not salute him. 3.it was their ignorance
surprising I Not IA of it, when the red of the story le
known. 'The rest of the story is that be came without his
umbrella I
. . . . . . .

-liih-fiZtise schoolmaster was on his summer trip abroad,
he seems to have given the Parisian deism •ngere a lesson.
I nos in the Fauhonrs Montmartre " Piksls Balm'
Osmium au 'insigne) for Pale.
At Scarborough th• Mayor amuses himself with a
rattle, and drinks nothing 'trouser than Zoisdowa—when
he knows It. But at hip banquet they substituted cham•
Fume, and he call Inc "Vother bottle,' averring that was
(rattling) good stuff.
(War) TO Bays —A Mr. Niamey has been nominated
Csoservative randidaie for Csroarvoo. Actions for libel
will be brought against any Person nicknaming this
gentleman a "Welsh Nanny goat."
OBTIOOSLT.—Ta• general opinion is that "the good time
coming" isa good time coming.

Pp.AcncAl. BooorsTion —A ;tan gen•rally calla hi wife
his bett.r half. Now, as s half la equ.l to a half, end one
can neither be better nor worse than the other, would he
not be speaking more coirectlr if he were to call her his
two-thirds I. . .

Din OM DPAILL—PIyMnULIS Is about to celebrate a
Drake Tementenary. Q It. so ; for having given other of
our great men tercent.mary honours, it is only fair to
remember that what is sauce for the goose IS sauce for the
reader, or rather for the Drake, who. atmogo to say. was
aleo Zeeland's greatest naval Dux.
THE 80go or Too PEASICOTED CM/121.—"lo my
Bovcott-ere nee, a L etch"

_
CORPMILISORS ann—Suouggrtet.—Bulcher " Hardly
knew you, Mr, as you pare-d this morning in uniform.
Never saw you in it before." Lieutonant: "Bewley not.
Of course we never web the beastly taw off duty."
Botulism: "Ju.t like me, Ili. I'm always glad to get oat
of my butchering things."

A very indignast men marched up to a neighbour's
bogie end exclaimed, "Mr. Tom, you rascal, tisr,,'A your
dog. I'll trouhle you to give me beck the five shillings I
gave you for it." " What's the matter with the dog?'
said Tom, calm sod unrufn id. " You warranted him to
bunt rabbits, didn't your "And don't be "No; he
Isn't worth anything at it,' replied the visitor. "have
FOO tried the dog ?" "Certainly I have, and it's • down'
right swindle." "flow were the rabbits cooked r
"Cooked r "Ye.. Wale they hailed r "01 course
not." "Did you roust them?' " Why you old idiot, thee
were alive—wild rahhita" "That explains it," said Tern.
"I thought th•os was something wrong. You cook the
rabbits and give the dog half a chain., sod then you' I see
how bell hunt for them." The victim threw the dog into
• corner and rushed aw.y.
F.R.B.—A recently-arrived "British Tourist," whilst
strolling about the streets of the city, come across the
eke, John Smith, with the initials F.R 5, aotso•loli
Botering, he said excitedly, "Whet, is Mr. Smith?
Elbow bleu to meat 'ooce." "Here he is now, sir," was the
reply from the boy be addraceed, and turning he behold
Um sought-for Smith. His face fairly blamed with
delight ash. seised the other's hand, exclaitnieg, " Ilsppy
to meet you, sir! Had not the slightest idea (dewing one
of our society in this pert of the world Whore were sou
• member?" al• tither of 'stoic grow'eci Smith. "Oh,
don't he so modeo." " Modmr. the devil I What Society
are you talking about r " Why no lashfol? You are •
fellow, I know." "D—rour impudence Whet you
m.aa by calling me a frllow rand Smith showed signs.),
light. " You mistake my meaning," said the tours':
"ore you not a Follow of the Royal Societe of London
"I am no Britisher," said Smith "I c• tn. !rum New
York." "Then what on earth does P.R.S. aftsr emir
name manor said the mystified Baglishman. "Well,
stream, I don't mind if I t.ll you. You see I sorrel,
lunches and dinners and guppies with robed oyster", and
F.R.S. mesas nothing more nor.. than that they eon he
Itad Fried. Roasted. or Stewed, See I"—dr/series's paper.
PRIIIISCI OF MlND.—There is nothing like prewtoie of
mind, after all. The other day, during • tremendosus
shower, • gentleman entered &fashionable West Buil club,
hearing • splendid ivory-handled silk iiiiihrells, which ho
placed in the stand. Iniitently soother who
was mourning the ateuriacti, n of just suit an aiticle
jumped up; "Will you allow up, to look al that I" be said,
sternly. "Certainly,' remarked the umlirella-carrier.
"1 was Ind taking it to the t Won. It was left ii
my house last night by hor:lar wh w frightened off.
lb ips it will prove a flmt-r•ts die" And, though the
exasperated owner could plsinly see where his name bad
ben scratched off the handle, be ,at down and changed
the sinhject.
"What is the use of having • sten in &ems. I"
demands • pease journal. No need wlistve,. I,i them
Bit down.
"You promised to Pay that hill yesterdar,” mid an
angry creditor ti a debtor. "Yee," cialnely replied the
other; "but to err is human, t 3 forget dicks ; and I for-
got it. '
A certain caravan orator at a fair, after a long satn
descriptive of .13 t was to been seen inside, wooloi up by
saying, "Step in, giintlemen ; step in ! Tube my wsril for
it, you will twi high', delighted when you c pia nii,."
" Do you nretend to base such as good i..itgowini ••• I
bay.," exclaimed en enraged wife to her husband. "Well,
no," he replied slowly, "our choir., of poi meg for life
show. that my liirlement is not 0 he compared to yours."
A Civil Sere ea C andidete wrote against tho rposoion.
"What is the distance of the sun from thn ex-th I" that
he couldn't tall the ix act distance, but he didn't think it
was near enough to interfere with his &Ails as post- Ace
clerk.
Tam Docroal Ruse—The Pseleinfts lees ti ceneelt
their doctor in the street. It is probably t,r that reason
that most doctors hays a carriage. Dr. T. has foiled •
very good means of getting rid of the ingenloue persons
who stop him in th. street end ray, " Ah, doctor. I am glad
I have met you I I was lust shout to call 'pot you. I
have • queer pain in me side—for the doctor does no-
, dere to count this impromptu consultation in 'habil! Dr.
IT. says to the man who stops him in the greet. "Shut
your eye. el.*e. Now show me your tongue." Anil lie
quietly walks off.