The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1886-04-27 00:00:00

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DORCIRERTER. APRIL IFTX. MA

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(A on 'relies ;
Hr. Oheisleerlein ham Isla moose well in hand. if.
linseed ii sad liii hie own political image. I wits
Ilirmindhane s day or two ego Wore the geese
merafies alibi LINO, awl I found it was universally
espeweed AM an wHournsneet would take plow The
hill was indeed neared for & sound night le astleipt•
Moe GI thl& Hew this wee & devise alibi OM&
Mewine. They did nee WWI Dr. Uale'e reeolusion to
he pa to lee meetiag whiles under the imagine* of
lb* gram twosome's eloweenee. Tug wanted to
he* latermediete Wiesen' to beer. They wanted
the 9,000 le reed the ropers M the eimulteneous
males ai NOW• 111410. wed Ole expected meeting at
Be. Jeanie' Hall. But Jourph wee swam of the wiles
of me or two oh hie fellow patrierohs, and he oisroad
Ho memo isle ea immedime declaim somewhat se
Neptune, le Virdil's verse, reprimanded his rebellious
worse

It mew that die Innerformed project of orrating a
rival institution to counteract the inflornce of the
Priatrom League ia likely to be put in eseuution.
NUMMI 01•41114111i1M1 0111thot wait for tbr death of
the Premise is order to have a Patron Saint and a
red-IMein festival. But lb. Premier hat been
palatially eammised in his lifetime ; and although the
depot his death is not ascertainable, his birthday 4,
and that might do as welL Then there is some
illtikathy about On floral emblem which is to be
show& Mr. Gladstone has not any marked per
tilalitp for sap particular flower. If it were Mr.
Chamberlain mow, the "Orchid League " would
immediately 'tweet itself as a suitable title. The
"Whit. ROMP" Leiria is the name which it is it
prunet proposed to adopt; but we doubt whether
this choice oan he maintained on deliberation. In
the first place the dower hu it.. ancient party
•1101611540114. It wee the emblem of the Moue, of
York—that is of the Tory party, or what artaiirrred
So the Tory party of the 15th century, contending
for hereditary descent as against Parliamentary title;
but share are Wow mums against the White Rote.
Is is far lies common than the Primrose, and could
net he so generally adopted as a decoration. It 4
true that artificial white roses could be made as easily
as mortal primrose.; but metal primroses are very
hale worn. Thousands will put the natural dowrr in
Shalt omits whir would never think of paying even 6d.
for an imitation. This discussion may strike tour
leaden as puerile, and we own it ie, but the fact is
we live is a puerile age.

Sir °kirks Warren has lost no time in commencing
the work 04 reorganising the police farce. He has
decided upon the neoseeity of erecting • central
polimistaision, which ia to be the headquarter, of the
Metropolitan constabulary. Two hundred thousand
pounds Up 'pelmet of ita the sum which will be
expended on the site and building, and already
enquiries are being made about • suitable site. Other
things are more urgently required than an outlay
upon bricks and mortar, and it is to be hoped that
the Oommunioner will not rest satisfied by introiluc-
ing a little more exterior i1111,1411•11VPOICW1 and • little
more military precision. No doubt ScAlinilkyard is
deficient in its arrangement and accomnislation and
defective office+, both in public and priotte biminem,
often produce defective work. Probahly Sir Charles
Is right, in another way, I have a great
effect upon employe.. The whole police system at
present stands impressed with the hole and corner
character of fiauland•yard.

There were some awful aleurditiee perpetrated in
primroses this year. Enterprising tradesmen filled
their window, with primrose beet and primrose
shovels, primrose neoktire and primrose jemilleffy,
primrose pills and primrose butter, and primrose jam
and primrose petticoats. In Tottenham Courtvoad
lisle boys were invited to "try our Lord Beacons.
field's oncoamut cream, gems' ocitelor three. half pence."
In the window of • well-known firm in Oxford.
sweet wee displayed "the primnee hearth tile, a•
paleonised by the Grand Dame. of the Primrose
Habitetsons." In a side street of llollewn •
batter and egg merchant had piit up • new win•
dow blind for the day. The design VIAA what the
drapery wads would call "chaste and elegant."
Britennia, dressed in rusty crape, was weeping tears
She sins of the best French eggs at the tomb of Lord
Beawmafieldwhich was piled high with iniiiirme
wreaths. Ti,. " toot ongeowilwl," •• they 'ay in high
art oinks at Cernberwell. was beautiful. I stood
maid • group of small boy. and admired it for quite
• quark, at an hour, and I thought how proud the
departed hero would have been to see himself ,m that
wiadow•bliad—

Imperiou• Came, dead, and turned to clay,
Might atop a hole to keep the wind away.
Bull Lord !lissomefield's grave end hi o memory are
need to k the Pun from melting the butter in •
's shop window.— R 4. re,.

It is aU over with Mr. Glarlstona's Irish schemes. Their
late is sealed. From the first hour that they were
made public they weredooned. These children of our
veteran statesman's brain were born under sounlucky
'tar. They carried their death warrants in their
eh:toluene( robes. Nothing can save them. Their
feed and doting lather may call in surgeons to lop
away • leg or an WU. 14 Eat Mt the root id this
diatom or that, soothing his mind with the thought
that no "vital" part is affected by the operatioa, but
the infants are beyued the power of all the Sir Henry
Thompson* In Parliament to save. Their cradle will
be their bier, and their bereaved parent will be left
lamenting his offspring who perisbod in the uneon•
Vclimate of the House of Commons or',hey
si trwegth and muse enough to lisp " Papa " We
may am well face the tact, and waste no more
words about it. Columns of criticism, pyramids
of print, won't alter il, 1 don't care if t.re are
meetings pro and coo. at operalotwes or public
homes sr St. JUMBO. Hann I don't We if all
Me Radical clubs in the cirilaied and uncivilised
world free resolutions of «mildew. • I don't care it
America and Canada and the Cannibal Islands
cable twice the cable's length is congratulatory
telegrame--the Grand Old lian's grand old Cork
butter boat is filling fast, end will iffl down presently
ao the locker of Meld Jones, Req. Th. boat, gni.
• 'kitties( cargo, 'and the load.litie regulation was
overlooked, and so the squally weather proves too
much for her. She left Cork Harbour amid the
cheers of the Pareellites, but she will serer
land hie Irish butter in the port if London for
Seedish consumption. —Decoritt.

KARL GRAXVILLE. Secretary for the Colonies. and
Lord Wolverton, Postmastertieneral, are at present
on a visit to the Channel Island.. They arrived in
Guernsey os Wrdeeeday in Lord Wolrerton's yacht
Palmate, and paid • visit to the Limit timernor of
the island sad Ilea inspected the post office, ko. on
Thursday esersing they loft for 84. Main.
Tint "Barn AND Wowr."—The &potation flovia the
Bath and WINN of England Society noted Dorchester
os
Tuesday, and consisted of the followisg *was,
mem t —Mr. Jonathan Gray, rice-president ; Colonel
Luttrell, 'hairnet' t_ Ma ur-Geseral Drewe, Mr.
°Ribose, Mr. Janes, Mr. Plowman. secretary. They
wine era at the Great Weatersi Seaway Station by
the Mayor and some memben of the Town Council-,
emit thee prameded in a brake to wow the grouode
of intended sits, and for trial of impissinente, eta.
The old Exhibition (hound woe useleeted, and Mr. H.
Mayo mid Mr. Joseph Hull undertook to provide the
Imo& foe the Ploughing, mowiae, and trial of be
plemeass. eta Atter astiefamorily completing the
armintement• tbs deputation wee entertained at
lottehom by the Mayor.
Liattati. O.UL—A towel quarterly meeting of
AU dub wads bold on Wedaeoley evening last at Die
Assembly WWII& —Mr. W. Davis occupied the chair,
sad Mr. Groves the vise-choir. Then, was a crowded
attendant* of members.—The Chairman, in opening
the procieediage, referred is feeling terms to the bee
which tie deb had sustained by the death of its late
searriary, Mr. .1. Incime —Mr. J. Roves read several
letters which had bees received from Mr, Howard
Hamm Mr. Mitchell, he, referring to the sod event.
—Tbe election of meretery was tbmi proceeded with,
the three coadidatm for tie past being Mr. J. Rows,
Ms, Burke, sod his. Temple.... reseltiss in Mr.
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. orthe '6717.!-Ilti the Borough Police-court
y, J•IIR Wills, • dustman, in the employ
CiMrtwas brought up ma • charge a
alLeiglit of bons; the property i_d_llatt
recob— the midmost of P.& Carter it
gi:•had been noticed from Mr. =t of
11.4 Seism from his yard adloisieg the
Bomb sad the Corporation amide yard.
tgoiablesooroloi himself Bane or four morale's, 1
i Tiwowasy soossiss. 'boot bolliaos Is% gm
aim to his. Tooth shed with a lam woke
sad Wpm Wag It with boom. Whew be
gat a greedity into We bag be took It swat oat
Ii the NO a 'Ming over the wan late the
....1 iala EL Nair w air took him is asody.
emais I
so lobo taw boom book, and oohed tie
=rgtto so Rogan oboot Sl—Primo was
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