The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1866-08-21 00:00:00

DEVIZES.

A liiitosonx 01.71111.—1 n the Times a writs
says—Please allow me to call your attention to the
enclosed extract from the Ecclesiastical Gavtie for
August 14. There is certainly no other clam of eel,
vanes for whom • rector would advertise with the
offer of potatoes and • house. Imagine the scorn of
James if such an offer were made to bun. —A
etrlt•Ti IN SEARCH Or • CORACY. —Aug. 16.
.. Wanted, by • clergyman, in the ootintry, the ditty
of • small agricultural pariah (population 199 per.
formed for six months from the present time. Doty
being very light, the advertiser oder, only a large
furnished house and garden, with potatoes. On*
female servant left in the house. Neighbourhood
very healthy. Apply to It M., Mr. Garfish, Church
library, Devisee, Wilts."

Ii is meld that • main of the but cannel coal of :1).
aim of • whale contains more oil than there is in tb.4
dab.

WHIM hares are fat, or ants or earth-worm. burrow
deep in the soil, or when caterpillars spin thick w.ll
around their bodies, and take more than • leaf or two to
cover themselves with, we may expect • severe winter,
and conversaUy.
COM M ITT AL OF • TRADESMAN FOR KISSING A
WOILAS. —On Friday, at Derby, William Sutton,
flebnionser, of Beirton.on-Trent, was charged with an
assault. Frosecutriz (Mary Ann Dornieo, married
woman, of remission) WSJ sitting with • neighbour. in
her house, • few da) s *so, when defendant, swag the
two females alone with children in their arise, went in
and solicited orders. Just before going in he declared
that be would have a kin front Mrs. Dorn?.. She
screamed out, but he kissed her thrice, in spite el the
resistance, and anted in an indecent manner. Conn:rued.
to gaol for three months, with hard labour.
PLRASANT TILLVIILLIN —We MOM by way of the
Orange, Lemon, and Alexandria Railroad, and would
sty to persons who are tired of life and in a burn to
get through, try this line. You leave Washington in
the evening, and, as • pneral thing, will arrive in
Heaven or Richmond the next day. Each train is ira-
rided with a surgeon, undertaker, amputating table,
and other luxuries; besides these, It has some of the
finest coring I ever expect to see. Hospitals are eatab-
tidied along the entire route, and in cam of accident
the bodies of strangers are immediately embalmed. The
arrangements are so pettiest, and accidents so sure on
this road, that many persons hare their limbs ampsteted
and get embalmed before alerting to avoid delay 'Oni-
on the car.—Rioisiond (Va)Paper.
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Tag LATINO or Tag An uric Cams. The pebble I
diary gives an almost unbrokee monotony of regularity
In the paying out of the keeling of electric oonituturks-
tion, yet there was • time of apprehension when !.00
feet of the electric cable lay In • frightfel tangle on the
vessel's deck, amid the darkness of the night, rendered
more embarrassing by rain and wind. dilently and
earnestly the cable crew busied themselves to clear the
rope from its complications., and at length the "foul
Oakes" were set right, the " paying-oat" re-commenced.
and the electrical condition of tbe cable was restored.
On another occasion there was a false alarm, for a bell
in the tank connected with the electrical-room was
heard to ring. The signal was at on.. made known in
all parte of the vessel where it was requisite. In in
instant the screw and paddle engines responded, and
the vessel was actually stopped in lees than her own
length. It proved that the ringing of the bell !nerdv
resulted from an accidental touch, and this befog '4'-
covered, all went on again as before. Tbe cable, we
are glad to see, continues in perfect order, and answers
the best expectations of its friends.
A BAIT ix Tax HOCII/L —A correspondent, "kr
seems to have lad some trouble with his first born, thus
relates his experiences :—I have one of those interesting
"animals" stay home. It came when it rained, dark
as pitch, and my umbrella at the aloe. The doctor
lived five miles due west, and the nurse six miles due
east, and when I got home the milkman we. at the door
It is • funny little chip, that baby; Solferine colour.
and the, leolliab of • Bologna sausage. Cr...? I geese not)
L'n'am. It eminent:ad chasing me down the pathway
' of life just when muslin, linen, and white flannel were
at the highest. A poor little thing is that baby.
speck of. noise like a wart ; bead as bald is a surreell,
and no place to hitch a waterfall; • mouth just suited
to come the gam (IMO sad chew milk. I have bumped
It, staffed my fur up down Ite throat, eielt• t th°
smoothing iron to play with, bat the little red lump,
that 100 k... if it cooldn't bold bleed enough to keep
• mosquito from fainting, persists in yelling like thunder!
It shows • great desire to swallow its fists, and the
other day they dropped down its threat; all that pro-
vented their going clear through was the creek in its
sibows.—Aeserecon Paper.

A KNOTTY POINT OF LAW. -On Friday an minimal
point of law and haps one which has not bees decided
before, wee t before the Rochdale magistrates lot
decision, Two bailiff; named Bury and Schofield, were
summoned by 8u ntendant Pickering for 111'f
cattle along • road Thoenham, near Rochdtle, oltb°6l
a certificate. The stipetinteadent stated that the defer
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dents went to the farm of Mr. Chapman and seised three
cattle out of 16 and drove them &keg • road in Thombasi
without • sertifiaate. Mr. Chadwiak. • cattle inapeetCr.
met them, and asked for the certificate, whoa the WWI'
Produced their warrant of distress. which they thought
wee salicient for the purpose. Mr. Whitehead. who
appeared for the defendants. mid they ima been "th"""i
by a court of forties to remove the cattle. -Mr.
Chad 'risk (tete chairmen): The law says You mutt
not do it -Mr. Whitehead replied that there had
been an execution from the Oldham County
Court for £25, at the welt et Abrabam Whitehed.
and according to an AM of Pvirlimomat they were dirested
to levy, and if they mutated to de an the bailiff/ Iffra
liable to pay_ fibe damages. Therefore the bailiffs had
been compeUed to remove the mittle.-The Chairman
The Order in Council overrules that act.-N'. We"
(assistant sleek to the court) I Walt le°t• n" bound to levy, or the mornry.-The manor
Th e order was specially issued to prevent conteipee,
disease-Mr. Wood If the bailiffs mimed and did LI
remove them, they would be liable to MY the
amount. -Mr. J. Butterworth, They might ,"
got &certificate from the Bench Woos removirli tb
-Mr. Whitehead : While this was being Saw ChaPoal
might have removed ties, and then Ire should hoe°
been still Bahl/a-The Chairman The tleeisicm of .01.
beiNit le that you pay mete, and in future
better take • cattle inspector with Mom -14""
Mmenrp.

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