The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1871-04-11 00:00:00

G"---- &MIFF ON THE CBNISUB. s I itievtornoir iw LOIIDON.
, bee, been numbered t My name bas been proudly '. BROM GOB OWli =UM
° b.,1 optic the form which 11. A. Bruce approved, ' -...-•
n -...
ittee4; Graham signed, and John Baea (of purely local t• Whet' I bought the illisventh Edition of the Echo last
to lot as my door, with * knock an like the Queen's Fridays and real, In large letter, that *Uncial Revolution
"-se, tbst I pulled down the parlour blind, rnd told woo as •"'utl•li`wd tact iW low", I was hot s-°O. much
10 ,r, to my I was out. I form one iu the National . turpriserL It stormily as I expiated., II i, I at. once jumped
Ji (what • necklace we should make, to be °&!.ts"te' artatryt surprisedu aonud . maul. fir Chattily Crtoies. But I„,,
:,-,;11 a fame, and my cognomen will go down in the oartillog series of etents had tine:n.l;ll.l Meeer7 1111e:din; It;
7:age-books of the nation to form tie subject of re- . that morning from Inc bolster. Flom that hour to this pea-
to Lothaire of the future, and of conjecture to I emit one, I have been IM UN, WOW., anti Pnrisre, cith Your
roo,olay's New, or rather Old. Zealanders, when they I lesve• to just lot down a few disjointed particular. of the
, circumstances tint Trite ...me under im notice during the
base
". quite finished sketoliing the ruin of Crtanonustima • teat few gay,. during (h. proai ~ rg. of the sudden revolution
Bastion. And still I ilin net hippy. You shall know 1 that has Island our metropolis in the hurts of the rosagds.
ell about it. I The Hong as. pis -I es ry secretly. Tiler. IV, owning In
No sootier had the blank form been le. e... 1,( In to the appesrance • f Mr. Hare?. premiss . ill lir .ad-street,
ea, than I, seeing at a glance that it r. quir il my olill'"'"b"r)! '''',th' m'''''l;'; ",f t".. 2"tl.' to l'";..;;'' the." :In
eerious attention, sent all the chil igen t., bed, ,
~ ,
_.... .
t.i.v.4....., imminent ; a:, • date it on icry got- authority
ge sodas, tied • wet towel round my 1„•s i: ss","l : . - I - liradLagh l're'Ll"w'd at hi. usual hour, ILnd dallied
*ten onger than usually with the matutinal man. But there
oiled down to study it. I read it all through, on I was treaedi normal, tor all that. The word had been mead
bath sides, four time.; then I sighed lievily, and , through the slums of Shoreditch, and Whitechapel was on the
met to bed. This was Friday night. It was to ho I watch. Ratcliffe Highway "rendezvoused" anti Clerkeuvrell
filled up on Sunday night. Ibided my time.merely taking ' I.,°,l,l.osteed ; chill° Deanna Gree" bestirred it.ll on en early
,„;.,i.r,:m.:tr)l•,riloilr
thorsol aouresticos and curliest night. The
pcb stimulants Occasionally as I tliough. nccossary. 1
disturbegidaistiriets.m, sag? bier
Throughout the 8 abbath.lity • gloom oppressed my threatening mulcts looked*, retired
spirits., and I fear a frown mantled upon my b:ow, manner upon iiesslaud Yard, and when, at Mill-past ni•ni
But I ate my dinner as usual ; perhaps even more no. O'clock. Muer& °deer, Bradlaugh, Merrinian, and others of
I found much comfort in whistling Luther's hymn the larch-conspirators, drove, In hansom cabs, to the various
pvtgits,oelngatothmeriminhg,utite4 ficshueneditsdl.igarewatint,,ess.,a.end the order
during the afternoon. l'resently night fell, •nrl my
countenance fell with It, for the time Wee at bend. With • steadiness and slim' ln rills of abetter
Happily, we both got up again. I told soy wile not to the hands of unwashed Demolr.tse moved :on and, by elven
o'clock, had gained • practical mastery of the metropolis. But
send the ebildren on to bed, nor let the urvanl go out
courting. We had company to tee' they were ben I will append the first Republican Manifesto; which um
frightened at my strange manner. I heard one of my L'eued aim" mtd-daY, and which wid /bow eery cessey ',big,
had been effected up to that tams :-
snub' whisperingly sale Mrs. S. if there was madness
torn? family. I smilid convulsively, and gave the - VROCLAYSTIOX Or /HZ rime Of DISOILDBIL
fire • spiumodie poke. The clock struck eight. I "Cmetes,-Actuated by the absolute rieceeity of saving
nee from my Nat, and advanced to the middle of the London from the farther curses of • ConNtitutional Govern-
beartwailwahrutt. I
desired Mrs.
morns!
shmaniad
toinrithicorobrrejasanteo.f.myti nterat,ewact heel/ boldly wired upon toe City, and are about to
irmycrnitya rii,olg r amme dictated by Liberty, Equality, and
to have all the children in. They came. I locked the the more Important y owl whi‘Cett shartei"l:lieffyr"eitt things'
door, and put the key in my boot. The visitors wanted you.
eery much to go ; but I was inexorable. They edged "At • comparatively early hour Wu Mansion House fell into
the hands of a brave dotes:haunt of roughs from Rotherhithe,
ap so as to be near the fireirons, and tried to smile.
got it wu a melancholy failure. which, guided by • gentleman eiro has had amend opportuni-
ties of studying the internal arrangements of the Mayor's
Then I solemnly opined the census-paper, laid it on Justice Room, were enabled to capture r Din ak the
iya welts, and, clearing my throat, spoke as follows :- Bench. Ills larder was at ones dl si
and corrleerate.. i
and' lunch
ii Wile of my &mom. dear Offspring, respected: was served in the Egyptian Ilea for the sovereign people, with
fiends, and esteemed Handmaid,-r have a serious . '4.1..4 licerrible delay.
"°t the Tower, a alight resistance was attempted, but, upon
duty to perfoim. The area of the island we inhabit '
I t. 11....: oot.i:ty se.n,rv!citiles
sill) blunt
and the garrison finding it
is belted ,• but the number of souls, to Use the
espressive language of Biblical lore, is very gnat. 1 the gsteY•t, anti was ;snowy!' ntok steam off, twheititi''Jlertrerhoopneon.d
lb, questien Is, how many of us are there? To I of war and his family, in the next up Woolwich boat. .1.:
Ihe malty again as half would be fulauy, but i Crown'fowels were at once secured, and we to be offered. as
tik. min Wu ust have fats. Hence • Genus I • seen tribute of a nation's gratitude, to Mrs. Geerge Odder.
▪ b,, taken. Taken do I nay? aye, and this vary • I•l.',The "%sass u cell contingent of Patriots, mareLaag b/ way
Here I waxed a 0 enerzette that one of the little I of
Lunudganti';ll-Irl°°d, se'd°°°upwi.de Stir° aureillePre°°°';',:untrnit nooPare.
0,e.• howled, sod was only coniforted with jam in •l of St. Paul's. The v olPthe sacred. pile", hoover, rallied
Very well, then," I continued, in a milder mod charged so vigorously (iticludieg we for the Wellington
▪ "as master of this house, lam going to take • car) that up to the present time the Cathedral n not ours.
wens of it inhabitants at once. Collect your thoughts, Fleet-street would have been barricaded, but it was represented
Ito g, Von, children, be attentive. You, Jane, be t.l
i up Itself as usual.
us that It was, naturally, every day, so it has been left to
threat I.IIIIIMI truthfel ! for know that should you givethanks are due to Lieut.-Colonel Dicksoci, of the
film answers to my questions, you are liable to bitfined Militia, for the skilful way in which be led a body of Tower
bse pounds, and to be dragged and convicted before Runlets worthies to Moo tract Station, gagged Mr. Miles
ilia justices of the peace; and, fond father and mai Fenton in hi. °Mee. seized an ' L'nil.rgnstund. train, went so
ea, as master, as I am, I must do my duty." Then I far as • Victoria; and then, falling owe Buckingham Palace in
sat &Jou, and mule a pen. A solemn silence reigned 4,t'' fi'ar- carrieda bY "I' `l4 'WM"' Up to ne'rs If" R°
has nut been bound; soro only meanest, &hillier..Pll
through the rooms You could have beard • linok•Piu in silver, and a box ticket for the Albert Hall, were found in
drop, provided you had not dropped it on the woolly the Privy Pune,
moo or tbe doer mat. Then, trying to sink the happy "The ' Horse Ocartls ' still holds out. The park gum are In
busband in the stern inquisitor, I suddenly confronted Owition, and an:, it is nuuoured. loaded to Um munle with
steel item and udicial ink bottles. Toe Duke of Cambridge can
I my wile : - be plainly übitiuguisheil animating the defence, and is, hinted,
r• Come, Merle," 1 said, . what is your name?" gun, which has been withdrawn
o be NO
1 '• Well, surely, Philander. you know," was her reply; tills the archway,ft endPtia' •ii g destructionn
°didn't you marry me, and give it to me thirteen siden ekes it ia let off.
t°
both
years ago, come the time?" . Trafalgar-square has been otscupied in force. The se es-
t' True. Anus Maria, true; but I am bound to ask trier, !tel... of Chute. I. and George IV. have Mread, y been
you officially ;" and then I wrote down in the first ! trlcml"ed to thc ccrtler soil 'ill be n.id for old motals UM pro-
'. Of course, going to the rations] exchequer. Chump
edema, under my own name, "Anne Maria Swift." , cCfe* ' nt; .
station alprrimmed by &troop of the unemployed sinew
Are you married, Mrs. Floilff t• I next inquired. , Of our country from
theberet, Orals' and train,- are Inni
- r ag
Never shall I forget the in Bement tone in which she 1 to Cannon-atoms at reduced farm.
Illaiekllled 1, " Resistance hitherto Liu been very trivial. The ht,usehold
"Philander! How dare you? Before company, 1 troops have mustered. aid gone through mas:4 alabonte
, too!' I decided on patting down M eaCeinet her name manuruvres In Hyde Port; but, there being no ammunition
ncarcr than Woolwich, and the line to that place being in our
It one ~ bands they aft neatest Citizen Eiden's proposal
"Whet was your ago last birthday, lore, ?" I aake n. d, I the u;merata se ow , ~
~,,,n, ~,,,k,,,„ ~,,, ii in Usk:, moftinreeinalgi
lotioustiogly. I has not been carried out, it basing been discovered that they
" I will never any,' was the reply, "before Mies I are moss of them bed•riddeis, and OW only draw their pay, in
Martin." Now, Miss Martin was one of our guests, 1 the unite of their country, conic what may. Several Itifie
sod prided herself on her well-preserved youth. ' Corps mustered at the first, alarm; but as no one could tell
; them
.whaht, to do,. they u disbanded span to their shops and
" I think, dear, the provisions of the Act will be acted
upon, il you whisper It in my ear." I was surprised eii.::ilthawinibrizes;,..reitli. t firingina
the
The Life Guards at
art of scouring their
to find what a young wife I had. l cuira.cs; and on being promised perpetual free admiesions to
But I ,hall tire you if I go on with the &della of my i the Trevor and theatre Mu.ie Halls, laid doiell their mrbines.
" Such, let lint!. I. the SLAW of allairs Have confidence in
demesne enumeration. We had to get down the Family I
I even now Itoß no, and all will go well. Long live the Republic!
Bill, to see the ages of the children; and•(Sigued)
afraid they are a little confused and mixed. It was "U. IMOSK, J. BlLatilaVull,
great fun with Jane, the servant. I adopted an en- Ilialtillan, k'iebiLe
seaming tone with her. 'Now, my good girl," I said I C , Lecurr,
when I had put down her name, •• what relation are Seale, Smooas,
you to the heed of this family?" Mrs. dirndl trod James, Bawls,
Solos, TONKIN.,
heavily on nay toe, and I saw my mistake; so I went TiIIRAII, Bowan.,
on immediately to Column 111. iii.:., hc. sc., Itt.
" What is your condition, Jane?" I asked. "Republican Head-stuarters,Buckingham
Jane, somewhat flustered, thought a moment, and Palace, March 25, ICI."
Ron said., "Not altogether as I eould wish it to be, The foregoing very truthfully represents the condition of
air, u the work in this 'ones is very 'ant, and the things at mid-day on Friday, but they rid not long stand
still. More one o'clock had struck, the Colonel Ministers.
broken wittles not sieh as ought to be put afore • in a body, evacuated Ihnsmiug.treet, and made for Waterloo
Christians" Station, by way of Westutiouer Bridge and lord-road. From
"Hush I hush I" I exclaimed, as our visitors smiled here they went by the 1.25 expnm to Richmond, and have
it each other • " You'd better go away, Jane l" which, since been selling at the Star and Clarke, ititling proclama-
when I had fished up the door-key from my boot, she Lions at the rate of sixteen an hum, which glee the local bill.
lid ; and, if she doesn't take ears, she'll have to leave 'tickers much work, sad caUM much exeiternent up the river,
towards Hampton anti Windsor.
my house altogether.
Most of the lierrepapers were suppressed, but the litho'
Of course, I omitted putting the visitors down, al witch was mule iho edictal organ of she Ripubliema. cam.they were not going to sleep with us, and I merely out every quarter of an hour during the day. Mr. Tennisl
tiled up my form in their preseoce, so that they might was captured lis his herb, and compelled to draw a cartoon, of
bet as witnesses to the regulority of the procoedinge. I Democratic tendencim, fore spread edition of Punch, mainly
composed of selocisous from the wastepaper betaet, winch
think they were very el ol when it was all over, an!
ear breught oitt, oil Satunlay morning, and distributed,
they Wein all.iwetl to go a .r,ly,
...r.itit, to the niaaws, wino were much mutt ion perusing it,
I was not altogether a itislied with mlm'y l• tai wt,sii it J, '0
many came, sued wars, and died auger-log death.
eas completed. It was v. ry siatticult to express all I Ttro T Marquis _mega/lend, who Nee tabs,, in the disguise of •
vested loin the spa.., so l had to make notes In the beggar, soiling N.., was tried by Court-martial is Lincolia'a•
nargin, which I hope the itsgistrar-Oeneral will drily Inn-Fields, and conlibmerod to peat the rent of Ms existence as
red and profit by. Then It turn, out that e 1e5,,,, an amateur casual. Lonabanl.sweet was, of course, speedily
.e!s.ited by tislttopu_bilcan......s2.,who..__held the Mansion Route
Ilea unintentionally made a false return. It is under.
stiast ti.as all I iismai•anied ma Us, •011edulti illevii LIVIM•kh Loab',7,asa mull, aial Law a whale nhali"y, 1'',;,`;,17;117,;•
.....4.
my roil on the night of April 2. I know now that to fall into the bands of the mob. It is satiafartory toliow
hole Georgie, who had BO mach jam when he howled, that must of the bills of exchange, and paper severities, cap-
arset slept at all, being kept wide awake all the time tured, win be unless, as the capturera are sot sufficiently
by stomachic disarrangement. Barely I emit be flood
masters of caligrapey to write :noir names on the backs' and
thus render them negotiable in-the commercial world,
il tor this? Perhaps, though, you would like to see Like the (lovernutent installed at the liter and touter, this
ray form as I filled it up. Here is a copy of it :- Revolutiostuy one is very prolific in Proclamation.. It keeps
lICUIDeII /SO. 00040. its followers in good humour by such notices as the fol.
I Name and sureasse-0. P. td. Philander limiff. Relation lowing
I. bead el faintly-Mow stupid tout • Condition-Somewhat
noserated, owing te foreign travel and doonritic trials,
Weed 10 stone. Sex -I.ord of cre dints. Are ti.t birthday-
leant put it, fur many re units). It sit, profession, ,ir
exupstiou -It is Impossible to state, in such narrow hunts.
La autolitogaphy, in 6 vols., Is in preparation. When
m-Ou his binladay. 11-1, deaf; 2, blind ;3, Dawdle ;
I, lunatic-I, blind-to the faults of other.
I. Name and surname-Anna Marla Sind. Relation to
had of fatuity-Wile of his manly bosom. Condition-All
that s woman eta desire. Sex-A weaker vessel. Age last
buteday-11 (!) Ralik, profession, or occupation-Helpmeet
1.,, a husband who always carves himself When he is at home.
When toms-1b25! ! : (I know this to boa fact-0.P.Q.P.5.)
11-d, Jed ' • 2, Mind ; 3, imbecile ; 1, lenatic-Ccrtainiy not.
1. Name and surname-Philander Tompkins emit. Rela-
tion to head of family-Son and heir. Conditioa-Very dirty,
Snag Men playing in the back kitchen. Sex-Tile name
..iplies Age lest, birthday-14. Rank, profusion, or enemas-
a., -I me briuging bums up to play the eallerrn, and talk
aeons like a ~alive. When barn-Subtract it from 1071,
atid ,s cull see. If-1, deaf ;2, blind; S. imbecile; 4, lunatic-

MR.

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WHITE 15
Ba.. or's
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WEDNESDAY. April la, ,and
THURSDAY, April IS.
PAMPELETs, GRATIS, AT OM 1•B BAR op
• 11,,T8L.

l‘tatarkst

"TO TIM SOVIRSION rooms.

Ctrulsc,—lienceforward, Sir John Soane's Museum wiU
upon every day in tho week ; and the fiendish malignity
ft MOllarchical Dori:mm.4, which kept It closed on every
day but Wednesday; will be defealaxL Apply, at once, for
Uckets !
"The Monument will be kept open alter sunset ; and
season ticketa will be ',sued f. ir this intiresting areetion.
The telehoweh will be 'wooded without any extra elusive !
The theatre, will he thrum, upon at tha U111(01111 charge
of one penny ! itieludin•• playbills and orange,. Dr. Vallen's
dramas will be priteld at once. Mr. itoucicsult will be
a...muted itini.ter of State for Dramatic Afiairs, on condition
that be lire* at May bury, and protutscs never to license any
wore • 11.1.1101 on firs.'
.• Every one will receives pounds week from the Exchequer'
and bare his washing done for huthing at the National
laundries, which arc ti be establiatied ab the Brompton
I Boiler..
•'"" ' ' • "

••••••••
Ull UN Albert 11.11 faUin Into our holds, It will at once
turned into ust,onal biupodroitio, when, everyone will be
alloWed Lks ride Ilii or hor uoboy to de 411, ii they like. Mr.
'

CU., 11 he be captured. wifl be doomed the red
ui 1116 dye 111 the licthoalAireen MIII•CUU1, iloguiug the
National ilidory Colluctioa, without ialery, while his sou
will act se hie honorary disetary.
The Noun or Lords le &hi:niched. The Rowe of
Couluions will be purged.

80.
4. Name and surname —Anna Hares Philander Said% Role-
tam to head of family--daughtor and light. Condition—
&petty ; altect. of vaccination, which took web. Sea —Uer
metheer'.. Age last birthday-12 (I think, or else 11). Rank,
prokeion, or eiceopation—She will be suited to grace the
?ware or the Palate itself. There will be a little money,
bet lots of blood and family. When born—lt depends upon
I. old Ale as. If-1, deaf ; 2, blind ; 3, imbecile ; 4,
luatic—Uuly a slight cut.
6. Name and surname —Napoleon Albert &nig. Relation to
bead of fauely—lt'. an IIiAJIL to enquire. Conditlon—Pimply,
fur the um mum as oboe. Sm—lllasculine. Age 114
berth-hay —I have written to his godfather to know—will send
pod-mil. Rank, profusion, nail occupation—He Ii to be a
hero of romance. Time will show the red. When born—
When Mara was in the auendant, and in the Bth house. (See
Rumeopc). If— I, deal; 2, blind ;3, Imbecile; 4, lunatic—
Go along with you. Major, do !
6. Name and eiurname—Georgip Porgie Smiff. Relation to
hand of family—llls lather" boy Condition—Sticky ; that in
Sex—He's Don. Age last birthday—)(l'm ahnosi
rertaio). Rank, profession, or occupation—Licking his Angers
tereweet. When born—When we lived at Peckham. If-1,
deal; 2, blend ;3, Imbecile •4, lunatic-1 don't think no.
7. Name and surname - Figaro Husky MM. Rotation to
heal .d family—His mother's pet. f.,o' nelition—Podcr. get
A male child. Age last birthday—l Rank, profession, or
occupation—Dribbling mad equalling. When burn—Ala !
memorable sight- IF—I, deal; 2, blind ;3, imbecile ;4,
luutie—Ttuie sill show.
-. Name and surname —Jane Huggins. Relation to bead of
lamely -I spurn the Insinuation. Condition— imutty, es
rule; you see, she's inaid-of.all-work. Sex —I refuse bumper
the. quedeon—thore hue been !Mlle bar-men ! AZtl ISA
bereleday —She thinks 22. Rank, profession, or occupation—
Cooking, •enanhinc, washing, nt akin beds.nursing, le. When
lam —On so utalucky day for her. 11-1, loaf; !, bleed; 3,
imbecile; 4, lunatic—She s No. Jet times.
I hereby certify that the above 4.. correct relent,
0. P. Q. Pinta:nem fitlol.
I am sure you mutt agree With in. that this is •
eouscientious return. I won't bother you with the
outer 1 made in tho margin. I cannot Mose my letter
however, without Minding to Oil sal redaction ea our
morals as a nation which i oast in one of the
Rrgistrar.Geueral's manual..s of eh e way to fill up the
census form, which is printed on tic back. Wily does
be brand unhappy baby, "Ahzender Cix"-so the
specimen family in named-with Is 11 a
so Ler at our mwslity as • people? 1 hope not; bat as
tb•• °tern is printe.l,the ide .1 oloeen•moith 011 Alexan-
der JOC4 not nsam to have bee boru in mil: wk. Let
tt4 hope it wail merely clip. Also, why 11.11 Matir
(feelers' Graham spell " Labourer i"-" Liborere ? '
Toe letter is • hideous Amerioaniain, which sniff, for
one detests.

"Convocation will tO on as usuel—it can't hart anyone.
" Every betty will receive o beehive,' gratio, every weak.
" Prince Citdstlan wiU have to pay rent and taxes, or leave
the country at O.
" Tne liarquis of Lorne must refund the dowry imme-
diately, with b per cent. Interen, for seven days. A biU of hie
wedding expenses „will be Wilt to bun shortly.
MING tire TILE aerratic '."

‘signed as before.)
Meanwhile Belgravia and Bloomsbury were not occupied by
the rebels. Oil the firm signs of the ttttt ig, the Duke. of Bed-
ford and the Marquis of Westminster closed all the gates on
their estate% and propared for the worm. Whitehall also held
out; and the Repunnean and Monarchial sentries were within
a few yeribi of each other At Craig's-court. The police were
massed in great force ruiruil the Seumpli ne. at Westminster ;
and it was currently reported that they had taken an oath.
many of them, to die ere they let it pass into the enemy',
bunts.
The uoisle attitude prc.ervod by the Id b Dogs must not
be forgotten. Thither, uu the first outbreak the brave Ilealey
had repaired; and, according to protniu, prapared to sell It
donrly. tip to late on Saturday night lie had not been
attacked. On Tuesday he was sirnalle.l, as umisl, by electric
light from the Admiralty, but did not reply; and it Is feared
lie has fallen • victim to the 021•11111 e Of his insulu position.
lloth Ades mute in .6,114 we could hove better %pared him •
year and • half ago.
. .

It +MT 1-10-1)-0-te;;Ci 1111 Making self very much in al) narra-
tive. I don't want to be tiptl.tic; still, if, boc Luse I ant
boon silent, you think I have been doing within:, you are
greatly mistaken. I have been sparing no pains to defend my
queen said cokintry. It was my band that sent Oeger •
weapon ticket for Sadler'. Wells, and uied insiduous art to
Mance hitu to a seri.. of " Pennington" Plays • but George
wax wary and wouldn't go. I it was wow went how hon.. to
house in Mayfair, tr)ing to rouse the languid piteioLisna of the
Inhabitants, till they disquieted ine by asking why I didn't
ring the servants' b.II, nd telling we, before I could explain
my errand, that they HMV.' WWI. in Family Bibles or Encyclo-
pedias in monthly parte. It was I, too, who volunteered to
fire ea the Ito gun on tile P.iesde, and ens only pre.
veldts" at the Wit moment by the remiipt of • postai-card from
alre Snuff, which bsibged ine Micas to ranshber any rife and
wen children, and not to rush, like the INW-110,10 I talked
&butt the other day, headlong into battle. I went to Rich-
mond 11VJ or three dates, not effected nothing. Mr. Goechen
liked my whente ci retsking the Tuner by stearniing • muffied
• penny boat trough time froitor's Oates ; but his
Coll6lllli till greuud,that the °mammas were completed, and he
musat add to them. . . . .

F. .r IWO or three day. nothing has been done. Neither
perty smiins anxious to tight. The Queen ha, gone to Bal-
moral, and cut the line at Dundee ; the Prince of Wales,
liaiing secured a Store oigirovisions and sevens/ of the leading
t.s.nnic singers, has shut himself up in Nariborongh House ;
Mr, Avrtou ban resigned ha, First Coinutitsiouerslalp of
Works, and accepted Mika under Odger. You can't get your
boete cleaned under sixpence ; ant Bryant and Nay's matches,
yielding to the general disorder, no lovger strike upon the
box.
I am very tried of the slits if things. As I remarked to a
Royal Doke but scsterday. " something must be done."
was Ms reply, and it pleased Willi. to use an 0110r-
ouic word, whihi, a% I ,yal subjuct, I will not repeat, 'you
gm right." Whereupon he rang for lunch, and held a levee,
the num.ier of idtl,r, at which was limited to one hundred.
Ain:gay I have csreeded my jolts; but I hare out told you
g tithe I wanise.l to. I must stop, though. The tattoo in being
b 0.1.11 ill the liOriki Gum di yard, Alla I hear that a condounted
criminal has C.,1111:11W1 to fire the Kgyptian gun. We shill
see what*. Mall sew—Yours, antiiituoublicanmyl,
Pua sou limn.

Yours, numerically.
0. P. Q PHILANDER SITIFF.

The queen accompanied by Prince Leopold and Pi lanes&
Beatrice will leave Windsor C.i die on Wedueedey
morales for Osborne.
Tuo,ix L/DICIS who have not rt used GLENFIELD
STASCri, are respectfully solicited to give it. a trial,
d 6.4 re( oily folio• cot priote I on ovary
pvetage, and if this is don., they will say like the
gaeen's Laundress, that, it is the en, :t 'tam% they
br.f usel. When you .v.k for Glen6.4d Starch, see
that yoa net it., as inferior kinds are often substiiitted
forth. sake of extra profits.

• --
The Sunday 3/o,ary, gives the following Litt words of
the most celebrated perfornd:re ere quittin4 for ever the
stage of Life: —"Koit Burbage,.' said tti,t
eioelkul
tregedun, and the phrase Wee put upon his tombstone.
" k'arowell, farewell, iloranth-f said Edmund Kean.
"There is soother and a better world," said Jack 1.11.
0", quoting from the "Strenger." " Ay, but to die
led go we know not where," said Moody, in the
language of Umulio, in " Measure for Measure.' But
Young. aver than all, whispered with Hamlet: " The
mut is niters." Many ollL J akin theatregoers remain.
her 110411• His Last words were those of Bottlun, in
Midstiamer Night's Dream," a put be had oil
Jed: " l feel an exposition of sleep Go n
osing o."
t.:l nes tail:lunge. Kobe on, the elder, soul: "What
Luted lit, has mine been I" Harry A. Perry, the
hiR .1* A u,rioan light oorsedian, was stage, to the luta
Tumuli his glazing eye onoe more to the light of day.
tt murmured : " The play in done. Sing down r
1/111diemb, the London ouinediao, who died about three
sinee, struck his forehead and said. in the old,
I,l4loolliely tone of the grairedygger, in " Hamlet
l'"idol thy wile no morel And, finally, Harry
'Altman, father of Yaws Blanche and Kiln Chapman,
!Put !swamis' in his %WU! al MU Bowed, 1;41 ;
tins is go in the thinks."

The PrinoeasLOSOlO and the Marquis of Lorne Tuesday
left England un a Omtinental tont.
It is stated Vitt the ex•Eraperor of the Frew* and
the Prime Imperial have been elected honorary mem.
bore of the Junior Calked Service Club.
A *UFOS OF TOI IiOGTAIII.—Wo kora with much
snrpriso that the S &an has soturdlY diyon mi‘tiaP for
a Ilta6oo of hilll/101 to Mr. C. F. Fader, litie sitcom-
, plashed scalptor, now resident at Floreaost Hitherto,
Lb. 'Fork. Imo OosOtuo• ht.-roily • command io the
Loran optivaleut t, that whi,4 ryas iasued (row Mount
timm—'• recut shalt not ut.lia to thyoelf any graven
I mat, wit. tha ltireueas of i,,. &wag, !so. The mew-
-1 'valour: wilt inane aa.oy oi .is / Sititado oll•F *Objoott
shudder. It w ,ul4 b 3 31,i33 6.1 ovorrato the horror
' with which such an ilAt woold have been received half
• century &AO ; is Lauoa au at Au oil,Lopi to bouts •
heed of swine in S ay.& Sophia, an' wooll 3ezionl7
have catosol a revoiotion in Oxistintraople. Tills
Tacks are, however raActiy approximating to obis
habits of Christi= stotoss, of will& ibis is the bassi
sad Ow Animal peooL—Art dowaal for 4oilo

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THE Dogs_ V 0
4T COUNTY EXPRESS AND AGB
t. 3 — 7,ICULTURAL ()FAA.
NO FIRS.I g an BLUER .id oo Bac* Ittit
8110ItT VISIT. MOM° at la, L .-.1n111.1), Ni
s ... that sold by Organ mid u. ~ e. ad Manufacturers uf law p, mud ''''.
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, E. . a, Ltd table Cc Stutss,fra, Flaw -.4 Concrete . .
Paramus Fiusbu LC. . ' Loudon
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Werthounic Brom Bayswater, W.
COUNTRY I,...tabl6hinents, Quadrant, Birmingham; 1,
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Methretrtel.

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