The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1871-09-05 00:00:00

NIMBUS OF PAKLIAVENT ADVISING THE

FARMERS.

At the annual mooting of the Glonoestershire Agri-
cultural Society, at Cheltenham, Sir M. Maks Beach
said be thought if !ulnas would leave legislation
alone, and look after their agricultural interests to a
greater extant, there WAS every proved of a most
atiooowdul carver for all CIJUOUThed in sgrioultural
pur.uits.
[While farmers` interests arc rejudicid by stupid
Acts of PArliamout, can they leave legislation
Mono?—ED
. . .

The Errit:f Derby, presiding at the Worm of the
Bury Agricultural 3.,eiuty, sail he had been told that
a consiiicrablo amount of worthloss or adulterated see I
and manure was now being imposed upon farmers. His
would therefore direct their attention to comporation,
the principle of whi*h was sound, whether suooessfully
carried out or not A great dual was said about the
backwardness of agriculture Cl compared with mans-
features. Thu latter bad made great strides, it was
true; bet he should like the luau who talked about
the backwardness of agriculture to be o ordeal back about
fifty year., to the tbne of Wa.erho, and observe what
tho slate of kilo country WAS at that time. He
believed the amount of land saved by rooting out use.
loss and unsightly fonooe in Lancashire aloes would
make a dorm good-sisxl parishes. It was said the
rvelamstion of wa,te land was about to b 500111.3 i great
question ; well, they had been doin:, that work a long
num in Lancashire. Any one seeing the improve-
ments made In agrionitnro during the pall fifty years
mast feel ho had abundant cause for oingratelation.
[No doubt eo-op3ration is sound In prim/lulu, but it
is tor the moot p trt impraotioal. ilospostablo merchants
will do batter for f %flours than they can for themselves
by tho risk and troublo of co-operative societies.-314

THE CAMPBELLS CLANSWOMAN.
Tnn Cunpbotharc coming—are coming It 4rong
'fifty eubeafl bed f.t. • n.eltleve full tw. feet lung ;
Ouo thoJassad four hundred. in pound:o was It. oust ;

FA' S.l rare a.o cca.i aifit ,o 1 to be los' ;
• • they mut t J iell won 111 and WOW, to each man
Who ',I'M all them,clem members of that famous clan.
All I the gathensl the 311111 that I mmtloned, tho asme.
Yome tote thousand one huatlmal of Campbell. by MUM,
From WOUIOII and men, antlfzum 1.13 and Iron girls ;
And they purchased the 'lnert of diamonds and pearls,
A. • right re„;al ornasucnt, fitted to thtzle
Their garchioness-Primms? uu.l. beautiful neck.

So
they gave her the necklace, honcefnrth to be worn
Sy the wile of their chieftain, the II srquis of Lorne;
Mel the charms! all thole heset, when she prettily said,
She wag now their clanswoman since the WO been wed,"
5.., Imre'. hip, hip, hurrah! w LIIO famed Campbell clan,
▪ roun winch our fair Princess selected her man.
Tile inhabitant, of luverary have given the
Movableness of Lotto a pair of iron-groy ponies and a
park phrotou, respecting which we may borrow fliz
Benjamin Baekbtte's imisomptu on Lady Betty
Oarriclo's ponies:—
Sure never were seen two such lwautilul ponies;
Other horns are clnwus. but those tutharunies ;
T.. girt them this titlc I'm sure eeot ha wrong,
Their illga are so slue and their tails are NO long,
DSZADIFIIf. T•LI. —The tolikiWitig is • good speeds
then of that new American humour which consists in
loaviug oat the uiki4,o of a horrible story, and thus
obtainieg a capital "sorption" bolt-way tarough the
tale. A certain Mr. Gray, we are told, gathered •
select carol,, of frionds reused • barrel f his newly
invented :laid Out In Sussex county, Del, says an
exchange, Mr. Gray hiventod a now non.explogive
burning flail, and invited a few friends to come and
witunas • tora of its qualities. Ito gathered • 8816ot
I, circle around • barrel of the (laid in a garret, and, to
prove how non.,xplodve it was, ho stirred it with a
red hot poker. la six seounda tho inventor and his
(rived" wore SCOLI 13 oinorge from the roof with trap.
daunt aud things on Licit heads, and to mewl away to
the north-west towards the river, while enjoying • line
bird's-aye view of tho State of Delaware, at an alive.
Mon of thirty thousand feet or moro above the level of
s.m. His widow will vell the patent for the non.
explosive fluid very cheap; and aloe needs the mousy
badly. beesmia Mr. Gray scattered so utuoh around
Sussex county whuu Lie came down, that she had to
bury him gradually duriag the next three weeks." This
I is funny ueough ; but hcw about tho feclinga of Mrs.
1 Urn; I