The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1870-03-01 00:00:00

01011111 AL Ar.lol AXD PAIIICULAI RULIA.

Rdatisag lo Specimen Number pm: the " Bread-awe-Butter"

This sped. mostly rims blonde ind has • quantity of bwir
Beware or this hair ; it la • smite and a fond delusion. Vory
many Instances no on record ist men - who should be elated
to h.,. kn
own better--failing rktiras to It, and only ng
out the
.do when they were done.
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The " breed-and butter" species goes in for simplicity and
charming Merv...mess ; it " 'rushee" a good deal, Is partial
to plain muslin. blue sashes. and to letting down its black hair
In • • sheet." Despite .1 the simplicity and the plain muslin.,
the 13.-and•lL lit) le is an adept at flirtation. Be always careful
not to let it bike you down the broad walk behind the laurels
In pare's garden, especially when the moon is shining. On
such...vasions it is apt to be damps...cm. •

This specimen generally has btit little money, for there are•
good matt) uf them In family. Their papas and mammas,
however, are addicted to talking ragitely ot" expectations."
II will he found to he a good plan, and in this atm, to make
friends w/th the most intelligent of the' boys" • by • little
cheap bribery you will beable to pump him as to tiLs real truth
of the " expectation." . . . . .

As a gene;al rule there are from four to half.a.doren of then
vocionene in a family, and • strong family likenne runathrougrb
them aIL When you here once made yournif muter of papa's
and mamma's features, you will be able to make tolerably
accurate sketehm of the feces of their half-dosim olive brenchee
—a little roars noes to Matilda, • trifle more chin to Florence,
the hair of Georgina • shade more ashod out, and won.
Should )ou be an ertiet tii profeselon, this rtrong family
likeness will le useful, for when Matilda in tired of " hitting,"
you can put Florence ~11 the throne, and .43 all round.
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In antitheft way. how's er, this similarity of autters.ln.law
may become expensive, for when your choice In tired of the
" blue rep," dm sill hand it over to Florence, or Georgina, or
Matilda. Thus a corestant supply of ems dreams will benefit
the " family," and though it will cost you a pretty penny, )00
sill hove the double satidactiou of feeling that you ate doing
Lb. " fondly" a mewl turn, and of seeing the wife of your
haulm charming in her variety.
The B .and-B. speciee has also another advaatag• attached
to it, which you will be sure to acknowledge. (Sic). As there
are to many of them In number, you will 'always beam the
'demure of one or more of the spaclea atopping with you muss
of the year round...

This 1.1;-it-fgh ly enjoyable; for In proirtion al You
admire the wife tat your hmom so will you be named to
hor Manna and MOM relleccod in another. Should you,
hoes Cr, at any lime (after three or four years, lay). become
*lightly tired of Kaiak, who I. stowing in your house,
it will be • oomfort tor you to reflect that Me awn be exchanged
for Florence, or Georgina, or Flory, or KaUe.

C.NCLODIXO RzAl.x. O ?In FIRST Sentanaa.
On the whole It win be found that the " Breed-and.

vnecie. ham In It Use making a • good ueeful wife. it le isiontly
satiable and elteerful : It Is not clever. of room, but then
.ovne wen are elven to Ilfl the want of soy originality In the
oppodte et a. It will be found not to have much etrangth of
iniod, but you need not object on this score, tor you evil' be
able to do se you like in your own house.

A WIPE'S CURE POE A ;DRUMM HUSBAND
The Nord relates the following iseident which hes
happesed at Flesaingue, Holland :—A wit., exasperated
by Ni. panned drunkenness of her hustasd, threatened
him with death. Some days age she attempted to put
this threat into execution. 'There was but an stile
above the sitting•rooss. To this she esseaded, made •
bele in the Scar, and passed a rope through it, one end
of whist' fell into the room below, while the ether
remained fastened in the attic. She then desseded,
made • alip.knet a the rope, mid awaited her hississad's
retain. He at last arrived, and was mush surprised to
receive DO ',smashes on bi• had ecroilast. " Then is
something underhand here," thought he, "I mast see."
We mast premise that this men* took plass in arimplete
darkness. The husband, whose suspictens were reesell,
let billing( fall into • chair and appeared to sleep pro-
founded. After some scoring he felt a rape
rouad his sleek ; be thou underetood the little trierbsal
west, be played him, but did not move. His wife
went up to the attia and. taking adeantap of this
moment's respite, the drunkard relieved hissed of his
rope and fastened it to tne foot of the stove, which soon
went up to the ceiling with a frightful noise, mused by
the fa.ll of some crockery which was standing upon it.
The wife, thinkiag the noise was caused by the fruitless
struggles of her bushaad, ran to the pollee aloe to
declare that she had foetid her bashaud hang. The
polies arrived in hot baste, and • candle wee lighted,
whoa all 'tatted beak at the sPerieselle wbish Presented
itself. The stove was swinging gracefully in space, and
the busbood sat gravely smoking his pipe. Instead of •
suicide, an attempt to murder was established splint
the wife, who was warted.