The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1864-04-19 00:00:00

f ickings from fund).

HOW TO Brew The Man Earircos.—Yot• several
millions of to nt• y to eseourage it.
Goonr 131-elarrosult Otwra.—(To the Agr;ertherel
Purty.,— " You've got year anger,' sod your Ire
and there's 'a penny' for you; end if you are a
.ivil boy, ',ethane, some of them days, well dunk about,
the' malt.'"
" Tinto Illacicos."—We have it on 04 authority of
the Allgencisse Stilling, who received it from a earns.
6 ondent at Fleusbarg :—" Nothing is to be heard every.
*tete, even from the women, but cares and immola-
tions on the • •eoundrellr and thieves' of Genuses, ash
the whole of the people are in a frightful state ries-
eitement. The men are letiing their beard. (roe, mid
awear that they will
driven the other rids of the Klbe." This ie one way oe
bearding the tummy. We hope, however, the Deur
are reserving their razors for • good patriotic purpose—
and that is, when they seise bold of these raemilly
wading German Ilene, they will not allow one of them
to serape without a very Woes abate. If they ono. get.
the Premien' no the Elbe. we know they will prove
themselves to be (rot-rote theist, cotters.
WOll4l THAN W ELUL —No person who reads Puna
ever seta tipsy. But violably some persona of stew(
imagination may be able to form au idea of what
tipsiness is like. To aid them in ao desirable a die-
°ovary, Mr. Puna would my that be in his if.
had any doubt whether he wan sober or the other thing
until the following passage, in a Scotch advartectairek
some under his bewildered eyes. A gentleman proposes
to sell, infer alias:—
" The rotate of Auchendresn and Meal Mu, alse in
the pariah of Locilibiroom, oomprebendinjtrbe Leads el
Cvn-Breeenneeneeth. Cara oiri -Breeebeg, bear, Fir.
vrogie, Teangstecuisachan, and Lubnachlaig.
We are for from dear that any an bas. right to who
such agategatMos of letters. for to call such tLinp
words is to Meta literature. if we bey the meat%
which we have some idea of doing, we shall insist as
having it, like "Bottom," " tranaleted."

Yoi AanlZlB.RObiDbon v. Waldy.—Mr.
QC., Mr. Kemplay, and Mr. Skidmore, were fee abe,
plaintiff; and Mr. Macaulay, Q.C., and Mr. Mauls. for
the defendant. The plaiatdf is • farmer at Haaslitoa-
lo-Siterne, Dear Darlington ; sad defeeduit, who is his.
laadlord, is the rector of Affpluidl• Dorestehire. Th
action was brought to recover damaMis stugained by thir
p/sistiff, in °assegais'°, of the defendant having palled'
Eons some buildings in tbs oseapatirm of plaiatiff, sad'
divert's' • road. A arida was eat mimes the latter,
which was so imperfeatly elled up, that as the plaintiff
lending • valuabM tharomth-bnid soh over it, the colt
slipped in, and injured his hind leg, from whieli he is -
still lame, sad likely to continue so. Verdian for the
plaiatiff ; damages, £7s.—Mr. Robinsoa, Moloney, for
the plaintiff; Mr. Waldy, Darlingtou, for the delft.

tiaOt:
HARSITAPLI EIACTION.—Tha oemndttee to try the
petition reletive to this election is nominated. The
members sr* Mr. E. Hones ichairman, Mr. Dunlop,
Mr 1. Goldensid, Mr. Humphrey, sad Mr. G. Water
taltltTbe petition is against the return of Mr.
the Liberal, who wm elected donne dee neer •
by a majoriti of about SI yoke. Tbs Widmer' shine
that this unlmity is coioarebk, that persons who wets
disqualdied were admitted to vote, an 4 further that Mr.
Lloyd, by himself seed his agents, was guilty of bribery
and treating. They therefore claim tb• seat for Mr.
Breniridge, Us. Coneervative. and prey that it, name
may be substituted for that of Ms. Lloyd.
Thinh,6lollll AID HIS DUTIRIL —A eorreependent of
the in Irina mentions the following useedote, as
bearing upou the manifold deities impoeed epee Her
Majesty, and so BUM suspected by tb• seam of bar
people. An eminent mint came by •ppointhiest to
wait upon bee, I believe, to complete a painting, Is
which the lit. admirable Priam Consort, macopt
others, figures oe the canna. But when he was ushered
into the royal presenos, Her Majoety On* shook her
bead, sad pointed to • long array of despateb holes, as
mush as to say, "To. en what my oecepetieso are, and
you Wen see how little thanes dame is of my being shin
to giv. you • sitting." Is truth, it warn the Mem
Caesarea barn to read Over the ,solbfariont dosemensa
width now demand and receive Her IlLejedy's undivided'
attention, and to prepare a resume cd their motent.
for her inspection, lbs. sparing har a vast mount of;
time and trouble.
IlanDtli AID ROBRIST.- -A shrieking Martial' wits
tommittod on Saturday evening Dear the tows of
Rotherham, end then is too lunch mason to Isar that •
the crime will add another to the lot of murders, the
LlZ=rs of whimhave remained undisoovered, that
committed in that part of the country. This
wise in It. details dowdy neetables the murder of Mr.
Whitaker. • fanner, whist' was amompanied by the
robbery from his person of sioo. The victim is die
preeest indium is John C'er, of Handswerth. It
appears that on Saterday nit be left the nursery of
Masers. Fisher and Hohue., at Handswerth, war
fibeMeitt, where to was employed, to visit bis tether,
who lives at those. On bis way be *OW at Mottram's
beethoine at Brookhenee, where he hod tin glances of
ale, mid where lee eat talking till aboet ten 'Meek.
when be left for his Name.. Nothing mere was
heard of him until about nine o'clock ou Sunday ewer
fog, when he was friend by the roadside weltering te
his blood, about midway betwees Slade Heolon and
&obis Abbey. His Anil woe honored, hie use woos
blackeoed, sad his lower jaw wee broken. Near bine
was lying a badge stake, which had been broken out off
the hedge 50 yards from where be Wee Wag.
Hls
pcnkets were tented out, •ed everything be had was
gotta. TA* sort of the road whom be was lying lest
[rest • mile from any boom, aid is nweally • most un-
frequeeted spot. Deeessed's hands are also eery MIA
braised. and from the appeararem of the gross aroma&
him • deadly straggle seemed to hove tehea place. Di-
mmed warn a powerfully-built mal Mandiag Mt. his.
high, and would be • fair match in • Slsastios MN
and death for any two OM The utak Is In the htlad•
of tbe police. hula. yet they have not: the slightest else
to the perpetrators of the dreadful dee 11. Deolund Wag
• einele man. and WWI &boat IT yenta o age.
Ram. Ronstu. MASSA—TN Coat *dorsi* foTan'
meat is amply avenged for all the slights and indignities
it has suffered at the hands of Her Maje sty's resse•tar7
'of Slats for Fannin Affairs. A damns& U. pisportleg
to emanate from one of the chief oaken eta hunts/
foreign goveromeat, is torterly theepted ast nelthine, wet
only without any *videos* whatever, but •Pii• a •
, distinct public denial. It is quoted in the de. limmtbu
the Foreign-o Moe, and by newton of Her 11140•6'‘.
Government from their seats hi Partitionist ; , au"
really dedared to afford good ground for rearms *mu*. _
to the government front which lii. seenseed
emanated, and steps are actually taken 10 earn ••s_.
threat into mention. Of course we nfer •••
" report" of Moo. 8.8. Mallory, Secretary of tth N tvl
. of the Coefederate States, which Ear Roma •
Teasley night deoland, upon the authority of Mr '•
Seward. to be s !orrery, oommitted by " a guidons, In
6 New Tork.”—htdse.

ROIIANISII IN SOOTLAND.—Thene is a peat 'shim
at present raging among the ROOMS Cetbolis body in
Glasgow. It is not a going* of faith, suagnanately.•
but of esoo.y—nolo division of sentimet, but of no-
tioeslity—between the Irish and Este adherents of the
The former complain that the latter pis an
share of the money which tom Into the Popish
gotten from the piety of the "faithful." A Br.
ffeem, editor of the Gimps, Prot Pres& is the mouth.
the malontenta. The quarrel bee mob*
end Mr. lease bag bees ordered to ewe We
vituperations, bet still the trisgaleat editor lights on •
and now at led the unfortunate Rome Catbolie Bishop
:
has bees fate to have »soar* to the load Protestant
josenaile in with* to state bis wrongs.
Vtatareoe OP Tut Pourto*. Coarrass.-0* of
the 610160004 topic"' of party vituperation is the sec-
of *met party tactics with ravines party**.
sham The fait is, that it Ii very difficult to say what
are party prieniplea There are nay few points ow
shish parties hors sot tuned round sine, the party
*um were first invented. The Conesnative or Toryism.
supports Church and State; • eentury sad • hail or'
the Whigs supported Chunk and State wan* Me
Tory, who was besides • Jaeollate ; while James himself
sea deism from the throne Usages be attempted to
tolerate Papists and Diegs&treo, by the deters**
effort' of the 'Whip; and sow the *blgs ban become
tbe champion' of religious iadlleiewi, and an
thrusting Diameters and Roman ClaikOhlNl mos the
University of Oxford—the very attempt which se* that
highest of all Tories. James 11., his Arms It le ;Wm
• singular hot, sad ono which *gin to predate allots
MON candour in political tritigisso—thet, that whisk
was the highest Toryben in the reign of Jams 11., br.
muss UN height it Literality in tbe reip of QOM
Victoria. It may further he resolkuded by the Gotha"
shistie freshets( that the Tory party were fee st
century the dideneined *pew* at the petteelivo
system ander which an meremetile and iseaufasteriss
aro* and *deb mistimed upee the eowsh7
trarytrs Vq
• trading interest. Everybody knows that the
very Mho that now ery " free trade" go loudly. soesed'
the sale of wool abroad to be male • hanging easetker.—
The Beaks.
Nonage or • Yamsis Ky.—At the engin of
Weeterham, in Kant, oe thuiday ingrahvg, the deed
body of • soma weed Bridget Goodmil, hennas Ifty
asa only years of ems, we. dimmed in • by. lame,
under sismastenses %Oda left to davit that she had
not with her des* by viol's* The demeesed was a
some of rather loose ebarester, and on the pervious
night SU had bees drinking at • blimbemes is
Westerhass, with two IDSO,—J. Batibelor, a hotels
maker, and 8.. Miles, • tabourer. Them partite lifft
the hoses together at about twelve o'clock, sad shortly
before one, Ann Cleutoi *rya* to • gentleman living
near, heard ems penes **eke, • I have hes
nothing. I have done nothing r upon which
ab 00.44 up ma ate•• 11 • light, but hearing the
f of SONO one running away, and all
Wag thee quiet, she took no iwthim seems of the
males Nett morning the body et Cleehell ant fog"
ley • WWI named Lonna's, it Wog evident that ob.
had been west brutally bra* shoal Is the eciene
of the day, Ouperintoodent Colman apprebeished
Betsbeler and Miles. who pee iestgialitory mow*
as to where they had left the selleihmate woman, bet
on. asheitted *sing period with heist the piece when
the body was iffireeired, and mlnelllmllb. Wean k•
which be bad mmonmenned bac Beth mos bad hiss
mins plug with her In that dirndl* aver night.
" Bear NOM' Jell I* waking of Bensee's
Wadies in the Ibleibi.iee, saye—" Hess.
• Sae eslagitioe el widoese mennfloglevel by hi. an et
latest sod moot approved prinsiples of beget**
-shoes. When we reseepere this with %be spesimmes
of sneisne watch-work while an pissed beans this.
even with the* were by war greadialleen, the
immense &avenge is this brassie et the mmanniesl
41$11 is at moo apparent." Chewiest**, s,, lever,
borisental. repeetin, melee siossi, Wise&
split sAins seeses an only
_deseripties et wank
from the pla* dto the highest at whisk
the art is at =
to .
pi=
all saten.
an Weide* (tree, by pm, Lei Iwo gisser) gen-
tians • short hhtery it watok-moking, with dem*
doss sad prim. hem 3 to 300 gitennesztaitarde se
• gdao nthe PllffellSO of these
wM Eve in Ileetiand.a.lwille
eay port al the te nisei • wee:l7Z
hese it end tree miss* by J. Ii•••••figa
mesialliet, ahem 311. wassifim dem 113
and 341.Lndmeteaall. Ipeden. Ban& WinbEeimeset,
03,_Cone101.- Istelabilhed
Walsh medals* maw* spa* vtd oppitgas
mesh in, 11.14.11. 110 ?dna si Wake.