The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1864-08-16 00:00:00

MRS. GRUNDY'S DREAM. - SHOCKER°
STATE Or DORCHESTER.

Warouth, 13 Aug., 1864.
Dins Manna Rairrtra,—Wes I rote yet
weneday, 1 add yer that the eorporadron is a goin to
take £2OO nom the improvises% Yowl wick Wins to
the ratepayers, an has ye: dont seem to oedemata I,
I jimt tad pee that they be • awn* to gee £2OO Troia
the awparar Ina vends lwhia ought to be lade out
I. improvi meet) lry way ov • mabieripsioa to the
dock vas& If this idea takes ear..' the rate-
pa)ere sassy I don kw what his, aa twee this very
di ugh& that raids my hair .tea on sod so, an Idled
orown of my Imema clans out. Well, Pat as 1
a mid 'nom the saran cossen, who abed I meet
but my direly belovid soo•inday, Lard Duadrery.
I bowed is well, as be said, My &taw Whitt'
Grandy f_went to intwodow • tweed to you Booth
week, Lady Powwows'. Lady Parretem, me L
Lady Fewiretem, ems be. The very thiag I wants,
see 1; let her ladyship oust as ferret the Dodgeetar
oorporeaban. I shad like to go to Dawohestaw, ses
he. So you *hal, me Len order • pan of my
grays to a. psi ia my ossidge at ogee, and of ere
west to Dodgeslsr,were Lard Dundrery made a yew
nosing* shout the state o' avain is that eorporaebun.
31y des• Mithith °woody, me ha I thee • gweat
big eiddle, and lotht of little widdles inthids • tbo
I give you widdls nershow woo :-1I the layaw
and cawpowatios of Dowchathtaw do evewy thing
few the good of the town, bow ilk is that the waters
ad highaw and highs.? Again, if the toll ups%
.an
egwicultowal Sapiens/nth ith tin:pence, Mr.
Gilds path 33 at • time upon the pavehnot, bow
lib it Wattle woosipta few the tone ears the dirndl!
Thick ilk noddi. namhaw two, had widdie Durotuer
tk, We. ilk tflthüh. widdle numbew 2. If Mithaw
"4i° 000rooao IPS ate the nit:peaces (ow the
toll !LOOO all*k..oltueral implements, bow ith ii
that ts".powsition wont allow Mataw Sotbaw,
s""..awl:iirionw, to compoond few the toll upon "beep
0". moils? Because Le his not in the cerrashon,
ado I. Dust intewerept roe with thy widdles, Mrs.
undy, ses bit The neat iriddle few the ode-
papaws nb —lf the cawpowition have laid out .ClOO
few cattle peas is We falw field willow' inorreathing
the nieenet dues, how much Lamm will it be fai.
the tratepaysire when two aw Wine hood weds
moss so's appeopenited in the theme way? This
noinhaw foaw. If at bas taken onatrly
two yeaws to get legal opinions as to Mediu.
&thaw.s tolls, bow much of the witepaiaws
money nit gone, and how many trews Will it take
e..t en illniteibitnal peat of that mosey beak,
aid how ninch will the atee be induced in con-
di tie tel awe vrnicilee five, this, and
theven Now blithith Gwoody, there Ph asathaw
ethlll4 in.hide. II the watepayaws find the tun
henry.% hat will he. 'to • hen the sates awe doubled,
and h •iir long sill it Its hetrwe the was.. will be
d tabled —in °Vier wowda, bow long will it he hefowe
f tir,l•l• awe dialect) out of Da. ohethtaw !
N.w w gi . to widdle Numbs*/ eleven. If the
• ap, Mo i cannot &Said to lay out £6OO to
•natil• I .wii am to then theow coon b.w can
the o y t, £BOO f w • plait not half as gond so Mithaw
Els haw's I Agaio.if the Mayaw oonthidavrs Militate
Eathan't weina•ke untwaining, what will the
Ma's. by when Lied Duudweawy wepwetheats
the wat•payaws in the Dawobethtaw torn **ascii t
This in middle °umbels 13. Again, if the wawa bad
ne conftleoce in the opinion of the local a•ohitects
iis to the oawn etchings, why did they take theaw
opinion at all? Now fate widdle It—lf Mithtaw
Pipe. (Piper) is to dumps tire guineas a dey taw
what is no good at all, who is to pee the pip..?
Wirldle 17.-11 the cawpowation give £6 5.. • day to
Pipaw, wt.* is • strange., how mtichought asset° pay
Malataws Hicks sad Moodily, who can not only
pee Food advice, but have the coolldenoe of the
watepwavn I Widdle 18 —lf the caeplawation
want to throw down the Town Hall, would it sot
be cheepedw to put unthaws Cloak Towsw at the
°thaw caesium, and thin try to pull it down' This
last widdle leads me to widille 19. —if the wake
payaws awe not ova. wick, why do they allow tats
cawpowation to take £2OO from the cawpowate
funds to help pay for the clock which some of the
colleen goatranteed would he paid few by sub.
thewiption ! Widdle 20.—1 f the Intbpsetew of
Nuitbances could thee a haw of webbish in Chewier
awed, how was it he couldn't thee or that'll a
mixrit in the public way clothe by? Widdle 21.--
If the public may not keep pigs within the
Bewough, why did the leap:cum allow • town
coencillaw to keep • pig at the back of his bonne
In Hon Seth street? I thee anothaw widdle in•
tbide 21, which is— If pwopter plaoes are to be pwo-
'sided as thlaughtaw boutheatiow come the inthpeotaw
to aflow the thaws councillaw to kill his pig is his
yard? I moat interrupt, ass 1, vor my blood do
bile so, that I rant help it. "Be calm, my dam
Mithith G•eady," me he, "law the pig was clew.
and the blood was put into • little catlik, and the
tbmell of the wipe and tliperits was strongaw than
Use dirndl of the pig." Well, 'yore any more
riddles were asked, a telgraft message coined Tor
Lard Doadrerey to go by special train to meet sum
of the Royal Vamily somewhere tether side o
Linens so I'll jist tell yer • bit more of my
einem, which I begun to tell yer shout tether day.
I dreamed that I was op in yer clock tower, an as
1 wss • looking drough the weeks which be all i
along the side where this t hall le • yelling down;
well I thought as I seas looking drough the cracks
that I end • nest. A mare's nest, ems Ito mirelf. I
can fancy I beer yer • saying twee night Mare I but
1 sun rr I habit got the nightmare. but twos •
real &ems Wen, I thought there was lots o
young mare-, an some o the weld 0n..; and
thinks 1 to massif, this yer is wormer the. all
the pythou's nests in the wordle, trot wen the
python's egia wet toddled War was am end on it,
b i
at what s hatched spin thick mare's nest will gee
no o trouble. Well, I thought 1 beard a kind o
song, hut all 1 could wake out was gram! gram!
igr;ain ! icily! tell,! telly ! which I von was
re . gram ; an then I herd as how the oorp.nishon
wasa seine bogs. I a new booed gist to keep
quiet, and %deter Steil thought as ill) 10a, uoi
sere ah at pay 'or on hut aa weld he paid ont
the trains twas no odds ; an the statiect wee reverred
to The nw Isn't ooinitee. Well, in my dense I
th itch, Is,. I saw • girt big mike, which thee
• hobo* it ei.4.1, an they were a collie of en up
as • 'li'i len of en among therselvee an ther Trends.
and tlo a 'her Was *n...h..r song "of all my mother'.
children I in, sell Ib. best" Well, then I
thought I xe-r1 stam.and wait a deal o 'Looking, an
wiry eiiiifflher wee. vine lot a korkino • does in
shi.4 'Nor hell ihjøh vs. a served up in • girt big
dieh callol the ceniniette dish ; an has twill the •
lens letter I'll tel he nes wick what was ia the dish.
Well 'hos th. r was a tedel iluousioo, an ngie o the
yang animals zed he ore( iv) an tell all he know& an
Wen one o the Irold eon« sod 'odd be a bad
hinil that nod dirt his bown nest. Well, soma
said as how twront lead roe Meister Lack to vote
away the public money vine Wing the lamps if be
wee at the same time • director o the esempany as was
&twine to reason the owner Janos, you see • part of
thick as. odd some back to Meister hawk. Thais
sty drum I Wooed my blood billed st this I wad
whittled to holler through the crack ia the wall at
• ; aod I sad, shame on yer ! ! abuse oc yer !
If rot were speedometer • union yer ood be whin*
te bevy vine if yer took or voted any mosey nom
the board that nod cum into yer own pockets. Well,
directly they beard my voiese—" Grundy ! Gaudy I me
th•r•ths ratipayir's friend," and over width* tablas
and chores, and down they all wall to the hottest oT
the nee", mid the hottom 0 the nest was Jam like'
We wow& a my void hosset, rotten, so out it own
and I woke. I remain

Yoe totals &mat
MRS. ORIINDY.
I 4.1 gb t to o told pt. what I said is tbs tower sad a
Nolo shoot prism upon tisk.bst I west lays it now
I. cow* in weal iota*, addles

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led by the ikerotary of Mate to tivi IP of
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mother.
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burnt is the livortioe Mine; tNio ail will bolrovvr berm
I. any Fama or HydrsrOarbee Lamp. Ile great
roecoomeodatiose are ebreeitterot, freedoms Irma elfeneive
smell. 136114611 y of ll,bt gad is 'plartatabil to be sots-
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