The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1879-05-20 00:00:00

Colun Calk anti Street ectors.

swam Poole ever become- diefreachieskene of Its
4.0 trades "rill be KOOS. I moan politics, for.
QQ U I now see it. it is the daily breed of
at, µAI s house of refuge for others.

Tiro political AM00•11 I rettlal to say whether they
N. Lowest or Comorvative) have bun for • long time
no busy with ectrwebody elm'e money.

Erni donation given is duly taken note of, and
should lie whose money is eo generously dealt with
off petitioo egainst the return of the next M.P. of
pools and bars the " p:uck " to claim the mat, these
^ res have to be itoommted for in a manner
DODO WO to the real donor of them.
"The Correia" yacht" 1. afloat Wl* and from
a dd.s I hear that elm is greatly improved, and now
157 h. called a suore. So she ought to be—see what
ate hue oat.

Tgke fresh heart, you whose delicato DMISS 11111 COO.
teminated by sower gas an,l the other delicious odours
isdigennsto eweetounelling Poole. You have •
,hempion verily now, at the sound of whose imams
T./ C.gincillors pledged to reduce the rates all
,letisi them, and who will hammer away
st that seventy•third section, until even the healthy
waell of tallow-b ,fling shall cease to pervade the bed-
rioms of the sleeping Orchardites.

Poole is forthwith to be purified by Act of Perlis-
vent, an,l if its present depressed situation does not
shaft of the p.anficaUn, applic.ation is to be made to
the 3saitary Authority in London to bare it all pulled
4ors,aul rebuilt up • higher level, to get, like Bonnie.
wool, a proper sewage ontfalL

The c flee shop mania is having its full fling In
An enterpridng townsman is putting up one
in a rel 7 conspicuous part of the town. Might I
t.. tli iudii tool that a more unsightly affair
could hardly be int:OlllMA il2 this open part of the
town- -but there's no accounting for taste.
I see that the London and South-Western Rail-
way Company have published their list of &Iterations
of trains for May. Neat time they publish one, I
would suggest two additions thereto—one is that our
9.. r., pni. train shall in future always arrive before ten
and the other is that the trains generally shall
never be more than ten minutes late at Pools station.
A dress came to Poole on Saturday. In the
, veasion I saw the conventional high bred steed
i!. neck bent with a cruel hearing reins. much,
, I oser jaw nearly t .uched its chest. I suppose
retuAin in tits painful position for so hour or
r4spe more.
too, or

•
that the voirit of the Liberal party in
p.,10 !,tt having a long nap, and has plat woke
0.., aii
,fter yawn or two, • 'vetch, a rub of the
a b,..k
at clock, atol so forth, warn surprised
t tool it had leen ni"Pinn en long. On In"kind
rout it found the Political sky too blue to be
pleasant
_
And what woke up this , 'Pin" ?—Who, but Delilah
ono, 142,16,4. 1, +up in thee" Yrs, my
I%lva-evades friends, the had- In which the Ilcnnt
strength id Idberabsut in l'o 'le hen in "ill cc"wintl.
an lit will take the new barber a ... tithe le cut itad
od, even though be begins at once.

A thousand apologies I.tr my error last week. was
wrong, and I acknowledge it. A Bachelor of r•sssisiw, •
it, called " Mister." eo the 101 l we. right, 110 the„
tenter of Beech.huret is not a M..D. altar su;
humbly hi. not only his pardon, but the pardon °,
lbs
entbe 01 the lill. This 0111101 of listening to my
Teal rid ctroupeatleut, who ought to have Imo wn
better.

What's this I .me' The West Shore Foundry up
fsr silt? Iwpesil..l Yts, hut quite true, Toe
profits of this establishment are uo Woo, cent per
NIL. to it. time to sell off.

I we the Wednesday early closing eeheme is again
homiageneral. Ily the way, what makes the
'liipkeeper. call their show " entabliehmente." sad
bey thin "establithinent" will close? No WIG keeps •
pia,. eh .1i WOW, it ia " saloon;" OM is •
Catcher, he l.a 'purveyor;" no oasis a barber now, but
the keeper ..f a " perfumery and hair-cutting establish-
meet:" ..ue is a tailor now, he he the keeper of •
*•gelalenian'a outfitting establishment' no one IS •
puifich..ioe keeper, he it • " wine and spirit merchant,"
owl +. on. Truly we live luau age that satirists may
ahriates with the odious term "genteel"—but Poole
always was so.
TH. WAJDzaza.
Poole, May 12th, 1879.