The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1882-08-22 00:00:00

A FARCE IN REAL LIFE.

Boa Lad Cos has just bleu enested to real liM at Tirana,
and MO facto have been in on undramatic way diecloehod at
a Policre-csurt. A Madame Romontnal let a room to two
men separately. One linos outfaced at some is. works, and
was out all night, Including Rundaya The other was •
potter at the einabliihronit of a tradesman, sill was
employed et goy. At lost came the inewit thle. One mass,
haring a holiday, found the other in his bed. Madame
Rosenthal tried to explain thot eh, had let the nom on
the cond goo that one of them should use it only in the
day and use other only at night. Batik. gagmen carried
the case Ii the Po'loridurt lo t return of lb* caution
money he had lodged with her, road won the day. Plays
are frequently founded on real incident', but it ts seldom
that “icidenro, as I 11114 C lee, •p.tr- to be loi aid on a
Play.

THROAT IHRITATIOX.—Soreaus and Menem, tickling
and irritation. inducing oough end affecting the video.
Toe them symptoms um Sepia Glycerine Jujubes Glycer-
loe in these agreeable confections, bAnx in proximity to
If. gland. at the moment they are excited by if. act of
sucking, becomes actively healing. Sold only In boxes,
714. and labellod "JArtze Errs * Co., 110.1030-
pathle Quentin', London."—A letter received " Gentle-
men.—lt may, perhaps, interest you to know that, alter
an extended trial, I hare founi your G;yoerius Jujubes
of eossiderable benefit (wan or without medical treat-
ment) in almost all forms of throat Mew.. They. PIMP
ARO Clear ARA TOKAL—Yoars faithfully. GORDOX HOLIIIHR
Senior Physacian to the Municipal Th -oat
and Sex. _
_ .

"Kurth:re Powys*: no celebrated sod perfectly on•
rivalled in destroyins Bros. Fthes. Beirrtzs. Morns, nod
all insects, whilst quit, 11•1111...• to dousestiO • aimals, II
sold in 6.1. and Is. tins by all Chemist& lii, clean is nee.
All furs and woollens should be well p.mdered talons
putting Imo. Beware of imitations.
Mince TO Mominns —Are you broken in your rem by
I Mal child suffering with the gain of cutting tosibi GOOl
once to s chemist end get n bottle of Mu. WINSLOW'S
SOOTHING STRUT. It will relieve the poor doderer
stely. It is perfectly harmless =Li pleimant to Lao taste% It
produces nature! quiet elect,. by relieving the child from
pain, end the little cherub awakes "as bright es a button:*
It soothes the child. It solteu the guru. alleys all paie.
relieves wind, ragulmos the trowels, and is the best linos a
remedy for dymustery and diarrhces, whether arising from
seething or other in.**. Mra Wieslo w's Soothing.
Syrup is sold by Medicine dealers everywhere at la. 111.
ler bottle. _

•
tie attention of Ladies is eined to lincgryr's Pella
BUM which hag been, since its introduction' quire un-
surpassed us Laundry Bins It now commands use
larffest sale in the world, owing its eLLOCe. to ita bril-
liancy of colour •.1 delicacy of tint. It can be obtained
from all Grocers, Oimo,. En
Molina CND TierlLLell. Ladles piayiog lawn
team., viating the wends, or otherwise expreed to the
scorching rays of the inn and heated partifrer of dust,
will find Rowlands' ICalydor most cooling and raft lanai
for the face, hands, sod arms: it eradlcat sunburn, tan,
(rectos, Ike , allay. tie pain and irritation caused by
mosquito and gnat book and prodooos a beautiful and
delicate complexion. Slid in two sizor. Rowland.'
llaulatar Oil preventf the hair Janina off during hot
weather. Rowlands' OlooW whitens the tooth. Sold by
cliemista, poolumere, and hairdressers. Buy only
Rowlands' articles.

fllllO LT iff;TrZT-10115 D HO/ MINNA& saffering
from irritation of the throat and heirsenem ell be
agree-
al.ly surprieed at the abrunt inine:diata relief afro by
the um of • Brown s Bronchial Trochee." These famot
" losenges" are now sold by most retpectable chemists in
Otis country at la lett per box. People troubled with •
" backing cough," a " slight mild," or brcnchial alfretionk
cannot try them too soon,. as similar troubles. if allowed
to program, result in venous Pulmonary ana AstetuaLc
attentions See that the words "Brown'. Bronchicl
Troches" are on the Government Stamp around each bor
—Prepared by Jou, I. Ilauw• and Som. Boehm. United
States. European &pot, removed to E.l, Farringdon.
nevi, London.

1.011 I—Poa THE Tatra silD Ble.sre. —A few drops
of the liquid "Plorilore" apriukled on a wet tooth brush
produces • pleasant lather, which thoroughly cleanses the
teeth frotu all permeated or impuritin, hardens the gums,
prevents maw, stops decay, give, t the teeth • peculiar
Pearly 'thinnest, and • delightful freer-lace t the breath.
It removes all unpleasant odour arming from decayed
teeth or tobacco smoke. 'Th. Fragrant Florihne," being
comp.- i in portal hooey and seise, h. rhe. is delicious to
the test* and the great...at to,trt uiscov.ry of the age.
Price Its. 6.1, of all Cheullate and perfumers Wholeasle
depot removed to Xi. larraismistorosel, Loudon.
When Charcoal cones in contact with potrid substances
or impure gases, it alter. he putrescent or septic ten.
dicey more effectually than any other antiseptic. Then
it no injurious 'fleet ever ptoduced by taking it. Its
r :Lion in"ernally —absorbing impure gmee—correcting
idity, Lc., renders it an Important eradicator of Lys
Ania Gout Rheumatism, ec., from the ennui.
Smog's Pure Vegetable Cuaaeoti. said by all chemist..
45., and 6a. each mad Bragg's Chwrcosi
Riscuits, in tins, lc, 45.. and 4e.
Tas QUI.= AMID Cotn Mahn Soap.—Yettrect from •
lady's Liter "—" I fled Sinciatr's Cold Water Soap seem
tame and meter M. as the clothes require less rubbing and no
boiling, and (still mote satisfactory) ems much ;Jura colour
than with other soaps. I recommend it to every boos.-
wife,.. It is undoubiadly the best map for laundry and
all purposes. /t will not injure the most delicate fenne—
1, pleeeent to neat and prevents the misery of • steamy
boom during the family leash. Sold by (ewers and (Alm. n
everywhere, at 4.1. per lb. Be sure to sak for Sinclair'',
and do not be ;serenaded to accept • worth's. initiation.
—Sole maker James Sinclair, Ssothwuk, L radon, SE.
Tag A. 11. " Tan/A.M. " CASTOit Oth—" Is absolutely
pore, almost colourless, and free from disagreeable tone
or smell. 111. taken both by ch,idren and adults without
the 'lightest dadeelty. It. aperient effects an unquestiou.
able."—Lammt In &Atlas 61, It„ Is. 91., ge., and 9 .
Auk your CIAO:Piet to procure it, if sot In Mock. Sul,
M .nolecturers, ALLEN and BANBURY'', London.
WHAT AMOUNT OF SUFFERING COULD BE
AVOIDED IF WE ONLY KNEW HOW.—Meoy people
have • dull Leavy pain in the heed :silk tired and lane iid
feelings that sleep does not remove ; with • blur s About
the chest after eating. num attended wit', palpita-
tion. A pain in the siora and back, with franeent sick
headache; with nausea after eating, attended with flatu-
lence and • disagreeable taste in mornings; lawn appetite,
with vertigo or dizziness, Mc. How many people suffer
with all them disagreeable feelings and little imagine the
real cause of their malady, nth' proper uncle of °Manias
relief. Them are some of the symptoms of indigestion and
liver complaint, but they will be dispelled at own by the
use of" Sieges Curative Syrup," a vegetable preparation.
mold everywhere.
"Ye THlsUrtr."—The LOAM says ;—" We counsel the
public to drink their Ltose4i,ic, whenever and wherever
they list As &rule, Lime-Juice is, Particularly during the
summer, • far more wholesome drink than any form of
alcohol. We have subjected the samples of the
Fruit Juice ' of the Montserrat Company to full analysis,
with • view to last its qualm and purify. We hem Jotted
ilia I. ie sowed endielms, gad entirely/ free from elos/tero-
Goa." MONTSEICH.AT LinseFruit Juice and Cordaels.
Limistte or Pure Lams-Juin C Aromatic Clove,
Strawberry, Inspberry, &rasp/RAIL, Pineapple, Janionvile,
Peppermint, Quinine. 4c. Con bo obtained of Grocers,
Druggists,and Win- Mirchenmeverywhere. Au Illustrated
Pamphlet, descriptive of the Ulenl of Montserrat, will be
sent on receipt of stamped address on application to the
Sole Consignees of the Montserrat Company, limited, 55,
Hanover-street, Liverpool.
"Ye Hirmoar."—For an appetiser and an added charm
te Unplanned sad choicest Males, use the MONTSERRAT
LIME-FRUIT JUICE SAUCE, which la pronounced by
cottnissurs to be unrivalled in piquancy, In* flavour, arid
strength. For Cutlets, Chops, Curries, Steak', Irish,
Gem, Soups. Greene, r. ;it is also the cheapest sauce,
the usual es. we. bottles, being sold at Is. It can be
obtained of Grocer. and Dimigiets everywhere. The Trade
supplied by the principal Wboheats Houses, and the fi .Ida
Consignees of the Montserrat Company, Limited. 56,
Hanover-street, Liverpool.

-47';171;;;31-Filsai;war rim nig HAIL—If your hair is
turning grey or white, or faith; of, nee "The Mexican
Hair Reoewer; for it wiU amities/a restore us every sus
Oroy or Waite Asir to its original colour, without leaving
the disagreeable smell of moat " Restorers." It makse
the hair charmingly beautiful, as well aa promoting the
growji of the hair on bald spots, where the lands are not
Ask your Chemist for " THS MIRICAM HAIR
aRIIRWRII," gold by Chemists and Perfumers everywhere
et 3a. et per bott/e. Wholesale depot removed to 3d,
Fecringdon-road, London.
TOWIde Pennyroyal and 801 Pills for females, quickly
correct all irregularities, and TONT, the diatressiog aim-
tans eo prevalent with the sex. Bones le. 1t and b. Si..
of all chemists. Seat anywhere on receipt of 15 or 31
sums, by the m•kar, R T. Towle, Chemist, Nottingham.
ASTELESS CASTOR 011—Toe new A. and H. ,
CASTOR OIL is pure and active, yet abeam/elm free from I
mai sad imPleseent thate—a rem It before steward.
S.. Lamest report, March 4th, UM In bottles at 64., Is.,
is. lid., 3.., and ha Being en eutmly new article, ask
your chemist to procure it for you If not in stock. Sole
manufacturers, Allen and Banbury, Plough-court, London.
THY SKlN.—TheGlOry of Woman, the Pride of Man— .
It contains the delicate lines of beauty, and constitutes I
all that we term " Loveliness,' yet how many have their
skins blemished by irritant soaps, Carbolic, God ,
GI mode of putrid fats, THR ALBION MILR
AND SULPHUR SOAP" la the purest, the wittiest, and
moat purifying of all maim It remove, all pimples,
blotr.has, and roughness By all &owlets, i teldetee gg '
and le.
A CALD.—To all who are sugaring from the errors and
of youth, nervous weeknme, early denim
less of manhood, gm, I will seed • receipt that will cure
you, Free of Charge. This greet remedy wan discovered
by • missionary in South Africa. Send a eelfeddreesed
ionvelom to the Rgv. JORRPII T. 'PINAR. Station D, New
York City, U.S A.
On Tuesday morning Richard Sconce, platlayea, Bander,
aged 40 7w, was hided, and his body dreadfully
mangled at Burnley. He went ti work at seven o'clock,
me while standing at the fredng-point at Bank Top
31at1on, talking with another MCI, the passenger train
:Tom Calm* to Manche. r cams ugi and cut him to
_pieces
th?nwthetwc-..mila. tnin3tweiranbl3yrifiliddm. alzdaHaLlsarly on Sunday Persona
the
distance of two milea, mid 00 Bauder and Monday all
took was swped, eta vessels laden with coal being
stranded on the river bed. The act we., it is supposed,
by inseams for the Impose of netting the
rorriliTirearritek is very abundant In Minimal.
HoudwaYs Pmts.—Necrosis Debeitty.—No part of the
human machine min rm more watthina than toe nervous
system—upon It hangs health and life itself. nue Pills
sre the hest regulators an strenathemere of the nerves,
and the is_fiat general retain. HMSO", headache,
numbseet and mental apathy yield to them. They atipninh in e than distressing
dyspeptic ayontoote,ptscon.h.o pain; fu,nese at the pit of
the stomisch, abdominal distension, and sperm..
both capricious eptasti• is and values tx.,4444_44.
cetsmonly sooompenyin liras it defective or deranged
nervous Pu wet. HoUtigror's Pill' aro Particularly
to person. it studious and eedentio!
Zhlgaiindsge,y sink"ate • nervous and debilitated state,
solos me Nook essiotetivie be merlons le takes.