The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1879-04-01 00:00:00

WHAT THE WOLLD SAY&

The Immo.. of Austria took hoe teal run with Um
Kildare. on B.turday. By the bra • funny story is told
of • war of words which clams off at the moot of tho
heaths on the previous day. A burly grassier and •
diminutive Dublin doctor oath. to • faith almost sisal-
-4134.00.1y. The master hesitated. " Pose on ahead, sir,
please I" cried Um doctor. Tlio big bucolic man tamed
round, and laughingly said, "I moor know • bantam yist
that didn't want to crow over every bird in ths barnyard.
The ;
ready repartee waa fatal: " norm know a °odd
China yet that... worth tho food it ate r me is this
best hunting anecdote I have heard ethos liaramth's War
at th• Chid flocrotares lodge. Bring out with thri
Wards ona day be came to grief In • wide ditch, and
fairly .tuck in the mud. 'Who tit. deuce I. issir
Inquired one Jovial squire of another. "0. Ws only
Hur.mar, studying the land question." "Be um conacithca,
111., it's just as I expected—ha can't pot over *KV of
Mawr. r
In spith of all rumours to the contrary, our jovial friend
" MOP," IA to remain member the Purtarlington, il
his shadow nosy novas again dance about tin Somort
Homo of Comm.... Yr. Winn foiled utterly to image
the proliminarias for his retirmassit. Sir Ivor cam% is.,
and was commend ; toe he retired sitar lb. fret survey
of the Sold. Theo mother vr. was tried. I hare
had the plimemni et having kMsubmitted fee my i
Um owrespeodsome between • Noble lord .ad me=
free and imbmeadmat oleobses et Porterliagas•
sable lord. whom mem is illto Met et as. of
the Apo.Usit. %Mill to Yr. rig Mut that he was
• " O•tholle Pay,' IMO ho Ole faith, sad
wee this father of • very ibis... pelmet Behoving
that his piety covered a ambito& of political el.s, ha
intended to offer Miami: as • csndidato for ths suffrages
of this barmaras of Portarliastaa. (Mold h. &mead moo
Mr. Vs vote and iatsrest I Mr. IL replied that they
had • strong obj.ction to the political monstrosity called
I • "Ostithho Tory r and that the noble lord had better
at home, (or they would bar. WOO of him. And so
I for the peomst tear timid-as ends. "Hippy" is atm
M.P.; lbs Lord.biouteitaat's soisdn-lit. has shakos the
Portarlingt duos from off bla foot and Ma lordship
with ttio Apost di. nano. Ands his faith • miry bad political
arutcli.

IL Gamboge Is decidedly weary of growiag fat Sans
Ay. x =mike ago. So rbthp Cann& Owes •••• lais•
tits frissdly advice to live ea • wiling • day and ears it
by • walk el foot who.; and the that President at tits
rheum Oorataittes oat to work heartily. walking every
day from tM Oltaassis d'Alene to Ville Wray. on his
w ay fa Veresilles. Oalorsutately the fate was soon
,mium..a...g • 'West host u 4 aptilieeate boom to walk
Ia lb. Wash et the lio.*Atea. so that la:Mtge lead
agrenst ths As he wee fix
& .isgelvedal elegem II •suraillas No owl

from his 'political, powers. be was elected to the Prod-
&nay of the Chamber, and took his ob.!. at the Pahl.
Bourtim. Thu allowed him to walk his four miles on a
footpath of bituntes—rotuad the unimpeachable lawn of
the presi.enUel garden—me of the prettiest of Um ries
gsualtu Hire a new objoalioie mow, however—osoaotooy.
le all very well far Weatlll to walk flys bunired miles
'round the Agricultural Roll; but when one is not a
professional and has not the enthwilestic enplane. of an
enlightened audience la keep np Lie realism. t`tia game is
rather tune after a wlti!.. Thus iii. that IL Giusbetts
mu tudueed to jain the Alpine Club. Ii he can only
exhibit the sans. climbing faculties in mountain minsery
as he hue shown in political life, halo sum to boat all tka
guides in Switsarland.

Long residence In India does not always destroy the
mom of humour. Here is an illustration from the Hagllah
graveyard at Peshawar. On a slab is the inscription :
" Sacred to the memory of theft.,. Blank Blank,
who spent ....est.,U years as a nuesiontry • north the
Afghans, end traoslatol the MI, Writ into their
language Ile was shot by his ehoultewar. ' Well done,
thou good and faithful 'errant."
The antipathy of IlliaMeri to amateur actors has its
parallel amoagst Roman Catholics. High Church dery
we, who have been lung revelling in "fancy ritual"
before their secessioe, dour maks a sad show when they
hen to take part in • real firm= oeremooy. One of
these Dee loot ego was stadia.; by Bishop Ullatirorne
dethut th rethstes function, Bad wee requested to put on
tiro mitre, so the astonishment of the amerabled clergy,
the neophyte placed it at his own bead I Dr. Ullathorne
nee to the level of ..If-posseesion rrqolr.d , and signifi-
cantly pointing to himself said. l'his lead, if you
please.'

Sitga!ot l'Ark, the future bora* of the Duke and
Duchess of Genosaght, was until very lately a barren
wilderness of a oeintry seat, remarkable for tend,
rabbits, sod fir-trent Some rani varieties of the lets«
ore to b. found to the gvalms: but the "bunnies" attack
everything werth growing. The old boos% now pulled
down fur lb. DA,. mow rJ•Lieuce, was lent by the
Qrseen to her physician. the late Sr Jam« Clarke, who
had many whims and fancies O. special fad of his was
that trees should not lie near • house. Oossequisutly
souse of the An it timber was sacrificed to his crane.
/hobo, hat thr« shiny to reoommend It to the Duke of
Connaught, It is ors: Windier, near Aldershot, and
*enders cosaparstively near London.