The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1871-12-19 00:00:00

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laving toads, adder., apiders, and oysters are, lb is
maid, found in the centre of marble quarries and vitalist
boulders. But a plitoe somewhere in the West, it is
I at not to define the locality, ham a sensation better
than all the toad and epider stories!. Alter a powerful
blast in a maesive granite ledge, something was seen to
project from the broken surface, whieli proved on closer
examination, to be the body of a man, riled in a blue
broadcloth suit with brass buttons. On being poked
with • stick he winked one eye, and, making in in.
ffeetual effort to put one finger to his nose, imme-
diately expired. He wa. noueh emaciated, ant his
akin looked like an old parchment. There was no
poiodble hole through which lie could have crept into
the apperture, which, indeed, was a perfect east of his
form, buttons, and all. Da the strength of the foot
that Cain I. sail to have been an artificer in brace—
which socounte fn. the buttons—it is supposed that the
foto mu.t have lain in hi. rocky "little bed" since
the Deluge. We cannot !trivia.) any great !measure of
b. lief in this story.—" New York Evening Post."

TUT ELTGAIN Mumma —Mr. James Griffin, super-
lutendent of the It dividon of Metropolitan Polio*,
whose name was familiar during the trial for the
F.ltham murder and the subsequent proceedings, and
who is now the defendant in an action, brought by the
young man Pooh for £l,OOO damages, has retired from
the force with a super.nnuation allowance of EMU •
year, in 00116C11[11.1100 of ill-health.
DINIAL Of .111RTICL-4tt thell Marlborough•street
police-court, London, on Tuesday.lem elderly gentleman
applied for • summons against his son for misconduct.
Mr. Newton asked what offence the son had been guilty
of. The applicant said he au in the habit of lying in
lard after eleven o'clock in the morning. The magistrate
said, "Do you suppose I can grant • summons against
your son for such • thing?" The applicant replied, " I
thought you might must me." Mr. Newton said, "Can
anything be more ridiculous than for a man to came
before • magistrate with such • request? Go away."
The applioant, it ii stated, left the cloud "evidently
dissatisfied."
FRAGRANT FLORILTNN !—Far the TIMM And BRUM
A few drops of thbi Ilijuil on* wet tooth brush produces
• ddightful foam which cleanses the Teeth from all
impnrities, strengthens and hariens the gums, prevents
tartar, and arrests the progress of decay. It gives to
'froth a peculiar and beautiful whiteness, and lin-
psris a .tlightful fragrance to the breath. It removes
all unpleasant odour arising from cleaved tooth, a
disorder..d stomach, or tobacco smoke. The Fragrant
Plutiline is purely veretable, and coually adapted to
old and young. It is toe greatest toilet discovery of
the age. tiold in large bottles and elegant MOM at
2.61. by all Chemists and Perfumers. 11. C. OALLOP,
. .

Proprietor, 493, Osfurd Itreot, Loudon.
Vaxuasoc DIACOV IMY FOR Till HAIR !—A very
steely perfumed hair ilresaiph- called "The lleziean
Hair It.newer." now 13. Mg Buhl by most Chemists and
Perfumery at 34, 1;1, pyr buttle, is fast superseding all
'• Illair Reatup r."—fer it will positively restore in every
ease Orsy or White hair to ha oriAluT3l dolour. by • few
applioatons, without dyeing it, or leaving the ilium...
able smell a most Restorer," It snakes the hair
ehartuingly arn well as Promoting the growth
ou bald sputa, whore the ii sir glands are not decayed.
Certifies% from lie. Vermillion on every bottle, with
lull particulars. Ask fur the '' Mexican Hair Renewer,"
prepsrei by 11. C. Gallup, 493, Oslord.street, London.
littoWris Biwa cif IAL THOclics, for the cure of Coughs,
Colds, tioarsene,s, Bronchus., Asthma, Catarrh, or any
Irritation or soreness of the throat, are now imported
and sold in this oountry. at Is. I id. per bus, put up in
m the for of a "lozenge. ' lime the most convenient,
pleasant, safe and sure remedy for clearing and
strengthening the voice known in tho world. The
Ray. Henry Ward Bomber says: " I have cften recom-
mended them to friends who were public speakers, aoil
in many oasts they have proved estremely serviceahlo,”
The genuine have the words "Brown's Bronchial
Troches' on the Government Stamp around each box.
Sold by all medicine vendora—Loadon Depot. 493,
Orford•street.

WM. WINRLOW'S SOOTHING STRUP.TOR CHILDREN

Should always be used when children rre cutting
teeth ; it relieves the little sufferer' at °nee, it pro.
ducts natural quiet sleep by relieving the child from
pain, and the little cherub awAkes "ac bright itt a
button." It Is perfectly lisruilese, and vrry pleasant to
taste. It soothes the child, it soften, the gums, allays
all pain, relieves wind, regulates th ) bowels, and ij the
best known remedy for dysentery and diarrhea, whether
arising from teething or oth.. r causes. Mrs. Window's
Soothing Syrup is sold by thousands of Medicine dealers
in all puts of the world at Is. lad, per bottle, and
_Millions el kotbasawa testify to Its virtoo—Maan•
4ater/. 493, Ozfordrutrook Loam.