The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1871-04-04 00:00:00

AMKRICAN Ilri3M3.

A Florida Jury trying a ease egaituat is negro woman,
brought* verdict al it We sbepary, dud the priaouer
Dot guilty, but bollard she stole tire goods."
A giA antic steam Gooey, cisUed " B,teizibub's Spoon,"
is dr..dogiug in Isle, 'tarsier)
Tippau,g iu is coattail "hr ilu OraltilkiniCOL.
Lien with diseurbottled
Au lalveriarament in the Ntia Yuri liceall a week
ago ousted that if •• John Smith, formerly et Philadel•
phia, would call it No. thank-street, he will hear
of ssuusthing to his alviustage: Johu called. There
were about 25) of bura—hild he haa been Gelled at the
rate of 47 per day over mule the ''peraunal" appeared.
The Chatlmova nuns eel.:—' Whither are we
driltieg ' To within the Kaarville ;nig replies :
" It would be p,ofaue Lou, to say."
They complain iu eloOlian4Li of the church expenses
at fashionable welding*. rile neweat ant neat 'mewl.
ful church iu the oity inakea out its Mil thus : Item
brat, the gas bill; item socoul, the minister, organist
sexton, and usti-r lieu; item third, caverinii carpet, ;
item fourth, watering courch ; total 3tki
Ito ',piaster. 4., nava • camel a dociely to pro.
hibit •• alaatug b:ruia lotairlagn." Ti.,, is • virtual
abolition of peculation altogether, for it contemporaneous
chronicles be true, there id very littlo kissing alter
marriage in that State—at least as far Li husbands are
coneerued.
A street in Peoria, Illinois, which aboat a year ego
was called Turtle-dove-anittlie. on account of the num-
ber of newlrurarrical rumples living in it tit is reported),
is now known as Nursery-row.
A young man in Oswego, who bladed to attend a
nreoplaraiLiO party on Saturday, attired aud accoutred
a, he supposes Satan usually is, unhappily entered the
wrueg Mutat% to the osuateroataia of the lionates. The
01l gentleman, father of tee taunt,. especial', was
greatly alarmed, awl with a will shriek, " Maria, save
the children!' he ma ie his exit througu the rear door,
closely followed by kiwis and all their little outs.
uAluti. OLtigoiiipasuptiver
otihrioride:ser.,
idibers
Aanake.ffliortthebyemouneenotf
horn &wriggler, thrilled the house on nsturday with one
of his moat insieistio Mfarts. A short-horn reporter
deacribes the *wale as in lesarioable. Lad.iei Oe the
back seats were oblired to climb Lip to Luo back of the
chairs to mewe the torrent of eloquence anal things.
Toe speaker was so charged with the electric', of
eloqueneo that his sharply-pointed spikedtail coat Ire-
quootly stood at an angle of mkt, thigreas, and trembled
like an aqi:n. 'the raa..or most of the time resembled
an irraspuunble victim in galvanic slippers. Ile rear", '
and ',mildest, and .aidualed ilia clime hundred pounds
of petticoats so her drat pair ol skates.'

There is • talk of mum ming Paiistueut in November
inst"" i'''bruAriiinoo/11Ielikl011Q0 of preas of bad.
DOI&

--ihe Civil Servioa estimates amount to £17,369,799,
le immense of 1.:518,145 over 187041.
Ao agitation is to be oommsnoed ibis week for the
removal of the bi.hops frow the Maw of Lords, in
oorttegoeneo of the poets defuaung the !tarring. with
Dvoitssedfo's dieter Bill.

.1 League (Ad Churcoureus or About to be formed, and
the mover (a lirgh Choroh layman) haa offered the sum
ELOU ea nuerAue for briugen4 .but the dureatablish-
tueut of the Eoghtu Church.

It Aced &oat tea roviukaater-Gegeral will adopt at
awouiuU uulf..rni corrigu fur P...t-uffida orders. A
AIWA!) ut owl polio, fur every 24.4. traoainitkd will,
it ls oesioved, bu Ui AuW Lard.
tag VuLllziTtglia Fvr tee year ended 3011 i of
Novenber. WO, there were 193,893 enrolled volunteers,
of whom 170,671 Wen "oliraullts," AM extra ellisliale
111,764 tad 2ZA agalibaggla