The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1876-02-22 00:00:00

ARISTOCRATIC lIANDS.

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In thc life of Lord Palmerston MA tiublisheil, Mr.
Evelyn Aidaley mentions an instance in which Lord
P.lttierston, timidly most considerate towards his sub-
,s,linate., complain, rather shandy id the had hand.
writing of a young diploutatist. Lord Palmerston reminds
tb writer that " his reports are of no use if they cannot
he real, and that, unless he encloses a couple of spare
half-houro with each report, he hail better keep them to
hitwelf. Tito le. it. Is not a spelling school." This advice
ur,rlit be taken to heart by Members of Parliament as
well as by diplomatists. One night this week a stranger
Prvsente.l hini.elf in the lobby of the !louse of Commies
with what purportvl to be an order from • Ileasher for
abitisoon into the strangers' tiallery. The order seemed
gentiine, but the door-keepers could not make out
tho ,izimture. The stranger who held the order had
Co tool it from • friend, and did not know the nanpt of
the member who had given it. The tinier was subtuitted
t the iumection of all manner id persona, and passed
troin hand to band as a kind of curiointy,but no eyes were
enittigh to read the signature. This so almost as
go.I as a story of at. olcjal on an American railway, who,
h iving receivel front the chairman a notice of shoal-sal,
hsind the vrriting as bad that he could only guess at its
',waning, awl used it in good faith ws a free Pawl on the
title for months after.

A RUINEA FOIL JACK'S HOSPITAL
Mewy i• santed to extend the efficiency of one of the
waded. .4 our national eharitie.-the most expressly
national iirlee I of them all, yet at the same time more
than national. That is, dear friends, the Seamen's
Ileintal, late the bositoolight, at Greenwich, open not
oily to British Seansen who nee4 laying up for retrains
tut likewire to senurin .4 all nations requiring to go into
dot.. To the fund. .4 this excellent and sorelymeedell
oroitetion thr ......11setiths' the clothworkene, the sathlllsre 11..' *Too,: t lir draprrs', the skinners', the vintners', the
utter.% and. I ed. not least, the Worshipful Merchant
conquer. luve liberally sulseribeil-the latter
t°a •l•suatt..o 4 all lin. having added a grant of free
adissinion to their convalescent Institution at Bognor,
ohs Ii has arconlingly received many patient+ from the
sonsirti's Illopital during the past year. however, the
'"ti' '1 of lacks Hospital concerns not only the City and
I' 4.1 ..f London, lest every port in England -indeed every
it ales hael....er all over the world. It is itself •
Viiivrrul Harbour of Refuge. In their 5501 annual
rroort„ 1514 published -a pretty little blue !wok-the
lantana; irrly of the Seamen Hospital Society applies
all whole it concerns -that is. everybody -that, for melons
abidt .ee :-"I l. connuittee auk the Natio' to cams
l'alrara, awl in...ream the amount received in annual
eilwriptions from L2,leln to 4:5,11nn, and then, if OH an
45,44 e tag annually he received from each port that
I . the hospital in the nurse of the year 4
the .lesety will Ise established on a xound.national basis.
no' anneal is now made known to the world at large 11 "lo• Peri.sliral which can truly boast a world-wide circiala
Felsrnaryln, KC
SSul ill11, ha. I.rokell out 1111 l the prisoners in
Noreirlt ',Ali. -the Norfolk t 'minty Prison.
A mod brutal kicking Ct., 1.46 j".t Cluestoilight at
thile,ll. little village a few mile. fr Nottingorith-
A
114Vvy, ..e,l Knorh Kinder, went home drunk and
4.larrelled.with Ins
stepdaughter, who was far
elvannal'its pre/staney, interfered, and in consequence
the loan swore at her, and then kirked her to violently in
the domach that the died the 'aloe night.
Two more deaths are reported through the milk
elsdemie at Kegley. First was that of the daughter
.4 William Bothwell, of Tornio s, girl aged 12 • the
...owl, Janie* Ilashue, hobble' lyer at Rattler
Four others are in a dange_m th us state. None of e
11.1 ton case. are lelieved to be dangerous. Mr. IL N.
'Milli., 11. P., who is the senior member of the firm at
Kuley !tills, bas given £list tewegde the relief of the
'utters. Five more eases have been discovered in
Bolton, nuking the total in Easley and Bolton about
901.
ma its ISt. LOCeMes Putmonte WARM& —" Coughs.
cnn4umpton. Asthma, and Bronchial Affections
are so quickly and surely removal! by them that I must
earnestly request you to let them be still more widely
known in this great commercial centre.--From Mr.
Morris, Pr:, West Derhy.road. Liverpool, in sit disorders
thr Throat and Lungs, Rheumatism, and all Hysterical
sod Nervous Complaints, they give instant relief. Sold
id all druggists at It, 1.1. prr box.
lsontimmi hitt sur Avrerrm.-In July last,__a pauper
lunatic, named m.. Elizabeth Willia • oath'. Werlm°re•
as them to be removed from the Bristol Asylum to the
uyloie at Wells, when it was iliscoved that she bad swat-
l.rwed thirteen screws, and the result was that for some
time the indigestable meal threatened most serious con-
aeleences. At the meeting of the A abridge Onardians' on
Thursday, a letter was received front the Bristol Asylum
authorities, the following sentence of which caused con-
siderable laughter :-"The last of thirteen iron shutter
screws, whhic your patient, Elisabeth William, took for
breakfast on the owning of July 21st, has been recovered,
and there is sew no tenger in removing her to the asylum
I Your Nth maw.