The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1876-06-13 00:00:00

TEM GUANO FRIZZ OF PARIB-13airDay
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The roc* Wu won four itsiigtl;•. •• • • •

SHOCKING BOAT ACCIDiNT AT ILASTBOURNK
Kastbourne was cm Sunday, the scene of groat excite-
ment in consequence of the upeoWng of a miling-boat,
conteining 12 Inea and a chi K by which 12 lime were
lost. About II o'clock one of the large sailing boats need
for fishing and pleasure put off in charge of a boatman
with a pleasure party, meet of whom were young
mechanics. They proceeded about two miles to
when a sudden gust of wind took the boat, and
both it and it, occupants sank in four fathoms of water.
Several other baste were in the vicinity, but they failed
to reach the scene in time to save more than one man and
a child, the latter being supported on an oar by the
former, the only man who couldswim ; but the child died
soon after reaching land. The accident is attributed to the
boat being venb Wm-
KKTRAORDINART SCENIC ON THY HOUSE-

A moat extraordinary and igilling scene was witnessed
on Thursday evening, in Charlotthstreet, Blackfriam
A. Mn. Weston, living at No. IS in that street. either
through drink or otherwue„ became temporarily deranged
and whilst in that state got up the chimney and located
herself upon the housetop. There the sat la. some tints
in • semi-nude condition, until the boys a the neighbour-
hood espied her, when they at once commenced to stone
the unfortunate creature, who, in retaliation, loosened the
slates and hurled them at her revilers, at the same time
forth a torrent of insane expressions upon them.Kerinwgoman's condition became every moment more
critical, and the police were summoned to drive off the
boys and rescue her from • horrible death—for one false
step would have hurled her in the streets below. Eventu-
embers
oallYth: filrier=nwmalouptited to thane dhotteuVopstiwand, after,
a most desperate fight and struggle, lasting half-an-hour,
managed to secure the wretched creature, who was safely
lowered to the ground, strapped upon a stretcher, and
conveyed to the police station. The scene in the choice
streets of Blackfriars may be better imagined than des-
scribed.

The attendsma at the Philadelphia litslibitiou is in.

rtram from Sandringham announces that the
health i the Priam of Wales is very much improved.
The officers who took part in the Ashantee war had
their annual dinner on Thursday, Major-General Sir
Garnet Wolseley presiding.
The Queen has given her consent to a review of
Volunteers being held in Hyde Park by the Prince of
Wales. The day will probably be Saturday, July let.
Sir Suer Jung is suffering (row a fracture of the thigh
bona This injury, which wee not observed by the Paris
doctors, was discovered a few days ago by Sir James
Pait
consequence of the terms demanded by the Totals
?has.
members
tred&emedittoo hle by t ttloierai of
with petrolem:haa been aocept:id,cependi the °tass
commence-
ment of which the town will probably remain in arkes.
as it has been three night! already..
s.

• At Rouen oi;-11—d;k.-lii.--z;a Madame Durouff and
IL de Ponytails in • balloon during a hit:tie
They were first blown against • tree. and Madame
fainted; afterwards the balloon fell into the Seine. Five
hosts started to the rescue, and the lives of the monads
were sued, but all the party were slightly bruised, and
mustleive been considerably wet.
Mr. Robert Peck her sold Julius Cesar to Mr. Thomae
Gee, the well-known breeder, for 6.000 less., but the
hone will still remain in the Husain stable. Mr. Gee
also offered 6,000 PM for Forerunner, but this offer was
refused, although it is more than likely that the second
in the Derby will change hands between now and the
commencement of the Ascot meeting.
A correspondent of the Otrinereki states that the
th Good Template, or e tort* are endow to exclude
the publicans from the Christian Church, and that in one
?
° tion of the United Presbyterian Church • poor
re=l:( *rite, porter, and ales was actually expelled
because he kept a house for the accommodation of the
public.
A cricket match was being played at Faversham, when
a dispute arose, and • clergymen called a gentleman a
liar. The latter returned the compliment, whereupon the
former loudly demanded an apology. Proclaiming his holy
profeesion,he stood bet ore the wickets andirtopped the game.
The sondem= stepped aside to remonstrate with hi
and received • violent blow in the face. Than occurred
the disgraceful soine of • clergyman of the Church of
zrlig engaging in • pugilistic encounter, in which
several rounds were fought,.
A Finds POACMZIL —A ClirOill Mae of poaching WU
investigated before the Lancaster Bench on Friday.
The defendant was • young woman named Margaret
Golightly, who was charged with using snares for the
purpose of taking pam.. It appears that a game
watcher on the Colipike Mate found • number of snares.
comuled biniesU near the spot and eventually saw
Ike defendant approach and take several rabbits out of
the snares. She was making off with them ohm he
I. tier. Ma was aid end coats.
CM141•111Z or • Fame Wm—We have known some
very mean men in our time (says an American contempo-
rary). There wee Hugo Hamelman, who made his wife
dig potatoes to pay fee the marriage limns When he
was going to be married to Gretchen Kolb, he went down
to
Parson Rogers. dAgby, to get • lanes. "Parson,"
said Ise, "what's the co of • license r 'Six dollars"
said the parson. 'su, dollars r said Hugo. 'That's a
dreadful sight of money I How much do you ask for
publishing in church then r "Nothing,' said the parson.
" Well." said Hugo, "that's so cheap I can't expect you to
back." But three Sundays make a
give no
all—two for the coven and one for the
inside, Wm : and six dollars is • lot of money for poor
men to throw away. I must wait." Se el he went jogging
towards home, feeling mean as • new-shared shin.
when all at once • tidier:lime into Wilma, and baci
he went se fast aside could carry him. "Parsee," and
be, I've changed my mind—here's the six dollars. I've
been cypherie it out in my itead, and it's cheaper than
Dubitable banns at tar all. You sen, lir, its p9tato-diggin•
tints If! wait to be called in church. her father will have
her work for nothin, : and, as hands are scarce and labour
deer, if I marry her to-night she can begin to dig our own
tomorrow, and that will pay for the license, and just
seven ghillies over; for there ain't • man in all Clements
that can dig and carry as many bushels in a day se Gretchen
can ; and besides, fresh wives, like fresh servants, work
like smoke at lint, but they get mercy and lazy arter a
while; so I may as well make the moat of her.
COSJOUS YAMS egrArno ro KIDICINES. —Few
can form an adequate idea of the statistics of Patent
Medicines in genera', but the history, or rise.
and present state of one of them—we mean HiElvirryi
Pills and Ointment—may be considered one of the most
Interesting edeodes of modern civilisation. Nothing
appears eader—no mode of business seems readier at hand
the establishment of • Patent Medicine. Only •
slip of paper is required, with a prescription upon Vilikrl
• few drugs Such is all the general public
emissary ; and so a peat many have tried the thing over
and Mr Wilt to their great toes and huge disappoint-
mint. True, • Patent Medicine only results from a
prescription written on a piece of but then the
puac:ust prove itself worthy of e confidence of the
and its verdict depends upon the efficacy of the
—in • word, its success in the cure of disease.
Fortunately, the rise of the far-famed Holloway's Pills and
Ointment me like that of • Napoleonic idea—a design
that nothing could withstand in its march towards
unfound conquest When Professor Holloway, Ken SO
ninteill, spoke to the principal of en eminent about
mrtaginj out • Patent the old gentleman shook
his nom, and asked the
.Professor if he bad any MOW.
ya.,.. was the reply. Then you had better keep it"
rejoined he. In spite of this discouraging him, however.
Holloway, conscious of the Importance of his great
disomery, knowing that it was not merely • slip of paper
with • prescription upon it, but deehned for a
gnat future, perarrered against saollcaVtion, and very
soon discovered that not only the en British public.
but all the world, were ready to support him in his great
design of doing battle with disuse in every form and
with the Most efficient weapons, althou&h only in the
dime of simple Pills and Ointment. The of
this Patent Medicine was not slow. On the =lb
was conunmenrate with the greatness of its object, and It.
CCZuI dhow. and as for the enact state of
a Pille and Ointment I,,rding to the statistics
of Patent Medicines, we may Indy &due that it in
It mar Buena the premed weal= to • t
roduriett that; the number of druggists a.;
vendors throughout the United DEadoen with whom
Professor Holloway is connected is over l&oo. lied that
sot ono of them would remain for an hour without a
euauii of his Pills and Ointment—so great is the demand
Ice Sent amongst all dames of the community. Bach has
bun tics moors of Ibis Patent Medidas project, eiptinst
whack so eminent a connoisseur as Yr. Barclay Woods bla
bead, bat who lived to test it, and to eimpallikes Ito
fartimaes designer. Nor ma we avoid remarklugatele
Helloway's le only double secosse—not oel, to
by satenrinieds. bid also to dr community and tbi
world at who Moo clanted tits sysslast bona from
MI medicines—rad PhileerNielti Adlyestc