The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1871-10-03 00:00:00

LOVE IN THE WORKHOUSE.

It is pleasant to find that even poor-law guardians are
not wholly Insensible to the finer feelinp of our imps?.
feet nature, and can occasionally show aympetloy in
matters affecting the heart. At the last meeting of the
Hackney guardians the chairman soit.sl till board
whether "there was any jest campy why two persons
receiving out-door relief should not be joined in holy
matrimony." There was • widower, aged sevo nty-five,
in receipt of • weekly allowance from the gnardians,
who had fallen • victim to the Vaudishinents of • lady
aged reventrfour. In like manner dependent on the
puish, and was anxious to lead her to the altar; the
lovers, however, with most praiseworthy prudence,
were anxious before taking the final plunge to know
whether, if they did an, they would gill be allowed
their out-door relief. am guardian expressed his
opinion that the °murmured couple should after marriage
be ordered into the wookhouse ; bat Um other guardians,
doubtless remembering that t`..•y to,, had "ore been
young," declined to take this worldly view of the matter,
or to throw any .litticulty in the way el Ono cootemplated
union. Trio marriage will, therefor.), take ;due;
deed by tains time the knot has iortMably bssm tied, and
'wing people have begun together the great battle of
Lovo it, indeed, • %clean o, the crater of which, it
loss been well remarked, no wise man will approach too
nearly ; but in the present instance tho uut.decor relief
so kindly continued by tho guardians diminishes the
perils too often attendant open matrimony, an lit can
I. mlly be denied that both the luly and g.•ntleousn are
old oneugh to know their own minds.—Pali

THE SPOUT OF A BOLTON 001.1.1 ER. the Bank rate, mud to thednospeat of still dearer money
A Collier in ll4ton named Charles Bradley has Thiseircumstanee will check speculative operations. and
invented a
new.
~,,d..ii t,,ings
onnid,,c4. a chomp form wo may therefore look for howl file transactions. It is
of arnmement. Mr. Bradley ii a gentleman who keeps very likely that prices will reo ale, but no important
a bulldog for a companion. and it would appear as if of movement nail be looked for. although It will be some-
late that intereinint pot wait pining for enmething to do. what Ifflcult to arrive at the true value of wheat or
Either rats had become capensivim, or Mr. Bradley did other produce until the discount market is planed in a
not think their dostructieu • stmililiently exciting spirit, loss panicky eoudition. As appearances aredeeidedly in
and so he oast shout for an object upon which the favour of a higher range in the value of money, the
aocomplishments of his canine (rhea could be displayed. expectancy of a steady advance in the quotations for
It seems to have occurred to him tht it ermot be c,ipitat wheat will be to some extent disappointed; but a firm
fun to go home sod I tI i
w'fi• with thou"'. He tone will nevertheless characterise the trade no soon as
had probable ollmc^"-vl "'her iediminue means -of tor. affairs beeonie mime settled.
taring hi. aeon... Aft..r tin, mann-, i,l' him kiod,he hail , TIIS TINT OF PARTICI' IIItALTII i Diseases oval.
thrashed her whenever he f,P inclined t, vent his MATCH All DI AIIDICAR—Sir Astley Cooper said thet no
drunken rage in cruelty ; but aft. r i wlii!.. the woman man ought to know be had • stomach. Boleti ,
perhaps tool her punishment sill •nly, theo.qi iaiiii , however, tho two extremeel of luxury and privation,
and it was quite a liappV Iliewhl in Mr. Itrimillm y -tO teach • cond.lerable portion of mankind that they have
venture neon a Irish mole sl i ',law. in wi.:eii an nteimmaolts, aud very troulgesonn ow, to.. The diggers
additional eleumut of tercet we. t 111,1 I , 044,4 pain. after geld in our gulches, the alluvial of Our rivers and
When be entered his dwellin 4 to put Ids ,a..,a Into ' our dry plains, suffer osuoh from diseases of this organ,
execution. Mr. Bradley precood„,‘ very g,,iiim.e,srly to and of the liver and bowels. A; present, however,
work. Ile took off his jacket as if he wete goiiig to 1 there is much less fear of these complaints than formerly.
play billiards or cricket, awl on hie wife, who. poor , All intelligei.t miners ere aware that they can be readily
creature, was probably nerving herself for the asonsien combatted and cured by the timely administration of
asking him what he was about. be candidly replied, ••••1 ' Holloway's celebrated Pills. One of the leading forms
sin vault to murder thee." lie and his dog then oom.'l in whieb disease of the stomach end bowels exhibit' it-
meneed operation in unison, the slog entering into the ; self in the interior—sea we may add in the cities too-l'
spirit of the game as if he bad been trained to it. The • • debilitating aliment'. Nothing that has been tried
poor woman says : i eill'., is dysentery or diarrheei In this country, has
fie called his dog, end imighed it at her. The slog , ui.ifriuly, 'mei:ceded in curing those maledies except
low at hi r ann. au i et Vie same thaw her heel/and Ihilleeer • Pill& It i, stated that out of fire hundred
struck her in the face with hi. list. Teen be jumped CLICs in which they were admitiiitered at the Ballarat
Opel the sofa whre she wai sittiog. rand begau kickiug Dilating!, they dil not fail in one. The ordinary
her at the hick of the lieu! and the shoulders. The
, medical ins atniont of diarrheas appears to be wholly use.
dog polled her off the sofa, and she got into the pantry; ' is." hi this climate. Probably it is so in any climate,
but whether it was the clog that dragged her she (w lie this as it may, eld it is beyond cavil that the Pills &Mei
not say. There she dropped down behind the door, and the complaint as certainly and almost as quick'y as the
the dog kept shalriog her as hard as it could, the flesh braless of a rail car arrest the revelation of its wheels.
"filing all roads" out of her arm. Whilst trying to There are no ifs or huts about the matter ; the cure is
get up, her husband went and shoved her down again, a fcrlicce eccelcalcc• Imagine what a God send sash
At last she got op and ran to the front door, ,
• Nieman° must be t 3 the digger. Possessed of It he
end
maneged to shoot the look. tier hushaud, however, feels as if endowed with another right arm. The very
Plead hi, *boulder against the door, and when she feet that his cheat or knapsack contains such a potent
counterblast to disc Ise, keep. up
entri.ate I him, for Geit's sake, to take Cm de" id her,
and renders him lass susceptible of unhealthy inflames°.
his animal spirits
Ice noirely replied. "Wry ry the .--e. thing." lie tried to
lock the deer agiin, silt she then ran to the lick door, tinkers hotted to the more milhealthy diggings usually
she provided teemselves with an extra supply of both the
thc dog still lunging on Mir and ''eiting" her.
Mot the lock of the don. Ar.d got out that way. As
1
•iteess was getting away the slug dropped from her
me t,oit the piece with it.
~ When she managed to ,i.mtpe free the tee trete*
Rae in inch • e 'edition test hr life wan tone
'co la dam est The 1 •
Nita ° • at mitii.r.tes vow no a the oeward y
1.. to trial to six mouths' impriaoament, and when . aa---1 - their
"'crass out he is illis arid the Ointment, as they can always dispose of
what they do sot went at an enormous profit. It is
sai I, and probably with Huth, that the large imports.
ithioos of these medicines have seriously Interfered with
pr. fica of the drag marchar.t..: onionni and jako,
; and all the purgatives, alter etive.s, sudorlfies, kc., are
di at • discount in the market. Hollows 'a Pills
1 and Ointment fill lbw! Yi. Public
beak to find seetuities W keep the peen 1
eed
more thee au awn in din, ago*
MIAS Wain.

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