The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1878-04-16 00:00:00

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A Limn Ems!lutinn.—The lasupileitstes.
Wo roe ou. G . To review tbe March put.
Toast FOR Tel Ems IfaithintoP.—Drlnking to " o.lr
toisthe 'mends r
QUIJIT POIL SIR WILFZID. —When a man loses his
Oases, erh.., it kttO? . . .

sariothe

OLD PROVIRB WITH Niter FALL—lt's • nil wind that
nthilit to ani.tioirly.
%I/AvianTO Ksow.— Whit floe! or implement does •
m.n upe who• he,deele his brains?
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PROPIIKCT ALA RUSAIL —Toe next "Seat of Var. —The
" mt.& ,o 1 ropen,anre." tor Ur. Cur!

A ',ll TI ON. nev.r.ttetntAtootok• 111 on
it ri•iierilly enli in trtuti!trt ition I. . .

When ie.a in ad hull es ~hj..etional GS SC absent husband I
When it jot gett!llij .41 tower+, one.

To It tiLWAT GONPANIC3 —A ealf.actlne brake (warranted
to lo.• dc every .lay of tb! y.ear./TA maid servant.

SPORT NC• —A young lisAY fik..os authors isn.l artist to
ohea.ant•—sbe sas they aro all always to be found In
14,111,41,

BOATS THAT NIVER OUOUT TO SlXll.—Cork steam.
Packets.
Are Oani.oot DOnar.--" Mamma dear, Francoise
the new nurse, always oar her prayers in French. DO
think cite will he understood?"
TRUTH OR !BORT ?—Trout.lishing commenced on the
First of April. Perhap. the 01J maxim of "a worm
at .me en.l and a fool at the other" is true, after all.
NOT SUITS THE SASE N - ul Traveller.—
Your little horse ha. been going well When dl
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oil bait him?" Pat.—" Ali, ;are,- it been -a—p-urt-3;
livel road, Sor ; hut oi'll have to bate him guin' up
slo.min Derry Hill, Sm.!"
SIMPLE DIVIRI S.—Amicable Youth :—What, my
you're a-looking ! Where's yet
mate?" Wo -NI Ditto " my mate Why,
h,*s hero au,i hooked it arter ditri.ldin' the perwiadrus
—odlered the two pe lonics and a baiter, aad left me
the salt soil the mustard."

WHEAL THE IItoSET emits PRO), AND WHERE THE

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MONEY GOYA
Well may Northeota, to mast war-waste,
A T dacco-tax invoke :
SOIIIITR and outlay are in keeping :
This begins, t..at ends, in smoke.

AGRIKLER ON THE BUDGET.

Lodi'. muesey. Meastat Chancellor I Come-.now, look
here, I may,
You've hit In • peep. amomt, and tuk my breath away.
Confound them plumy Roossians No doubt theym
momit to bliame,
But to remise the ttx on bury es, I think, • Mcnin
shiame.
Even ambito as loaves their piped such • coishur ud
pervoak
But I sponse, sir, as you balnt • mint, and thereforenever
smoske !
Tee • tar.upon the poor man, and moat they must endure,
Vor hear es the mate and drenk and claithin of the poor.
And 'twer twit enough .reedy, and thic tax thny've had
to Mel.
Which. oponee we reckons to a man • half • pounce adasy
And • flounce or so on Zunday, jest reckon, and you'll me
Al the poor man got hes income land, and, webby, moor
than we,
Which, mein ram • poor man and a tidy sramker too,
I mains, in COOMI, to saay as we be Mid as much as you.
And tuptence attar in the pound must posy to Wills or
Leake,
Them whom income as • pound (and smokes a ball a
pound) • week ;
And many lives on lees, and can't affoocd sheep's hood or
tripe,
And then the only comfort as they gets es jest • pips.
We can car • tidy burden when once we've got the knack.
But pile it on—in Uwe you'll brake the loaded noddy's
back.
Vourpence • pound on dies and two mid stop the poor
man's shag,
He's bat • goose, but then • room mid lam • goolden
Lairs wet &lama I allus wound the ba.t and whilst orsay
Hey marry on our follies, rf you rind our follies play.
Vor alto Libre off pipe and elms we room shod agree,
I reckon as the revenue ud.snffer moor than we.
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LOok -z-otre;rle.re.erieZ end click it on wba"t".ther be no
complaatotn
Let winners ten therselves—you'd better tax the maim&

ATTEMPTED WUNDER AND SUICIDE.
An extraordinary attempt to commit murder and
suicide occurred on Saturday in r Gilbert King's stable,
21. Fits wiMani Square South- Dublin, The coachman
named Joseph Turner, and a stableman namel Patrick
Connor, who were both young men aged 21 and 30 years,
ware working together shortly altar eight o'clock in the
stable, when Comm, without warning. or, it is stated any
Wet ious quarrel, struck Turner with • heavy triangular
piece of wood on the back of the head, fracturing his
skull. Connor, baring inflicted the blow, attempted with
• large gardener's knife to cut his own throat, which be
gashed aeries in • frightful manner. He threw both
weaPoes Into the straw, and staggered to the door, where
he fell. The wounded men were conveyed to the
hospital. So far as the police could ascertain, the men had
been • considerable tiro* in Sir Gilbert King's employment,
and on good term.