The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1869-02-09 00:00:00

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A BLUNDU-BoBs.—Kissing the wroog girL —Panda.

Dirrurn KLIMA= OF VALEIL-Th• Spanish ides'
—millions! The Spanish real—two-penos halfpenny
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Motto rOS H. Es. STATloswar 01110 g. —Take
care ci the pews and the pounds will take care a them-
selves. —Pam.

Comburrza FOR TalLL.—Ruined Shartholder " Yea.
they are committed for trial; but we, my child, to karat
labour for lilt I"—Passerk.

THE Cambridge Univasity challenge was reosivwl
at Oxford 011 Thursday, awl acaepted by the float Club-
The rice is to be ',wed oa &tar Jay. March 20.
Tes Government anticipate a saving of a sum ap-
proaching one million in the nava/ expenditure, and as
much more in that meationed by the army.

It Isiah! that the leadership of the Conservative party
io the House of Lords, which has been relinquished by
Lori Malmosbnry, has been eeeepted by Lord Cairn&

Titt Pual, referling to retrenchment in the navy, says
that notwithstanding the large roam:three contemplated
tht estimate', the number of blue jacket 4 will rentals
the same, and it is the intention of the Admiralty
to build three new turret ships during the current
year.

lEsoemons CLoning or Bears OP MC SUN.—AIb
immenee duster of spots can now be den on the western
part of the sun's disc. It is larger than any that hait
been seen for two years at least, and can probably be.
seen with the naked eye. properly protected with a piece.
of smoked or coloured glass. Certainly any smelt,
telescope or an opera-class will exhibit Ude magnificenh.
cluster of solar spots.
DIDOOVERT OP • New GOLD FIELD IN SI7/11114
LANE/BRIM —A new gold fidd has been diseovered in
Strath Brom. On Saturday last a few diggers darted
wo, kin Gordonbudi Burn. The quantity of gold got by
each averaged from fire to twenty-fire grains. This
quality of the sold is equal to that found at Kildonan.
Owing to the flooded state of the Bern, and the stormy
, weather, nothing was done on Monday, but a number
bays since been working during the .finli weather.
Dander Adrertiser.

lirrataarnio EIPIMININT.—PIaar ea tits trPner. hex
of a grate, with the heads projecting about one loch
inward.. some ordinary Lucifers—in • few moments
hhef ignite. Then in the mate position plate • hew of
the Patent Safety Matches of Bryant and Bay, Loudon
(which ignite only on the box), mid it will be form/
that they may remain for hours in feet, until the wood
becomes literally charred— without taking fire. We
look on thins. • siugularly interesting oosfirrnation of
the safety of the new match. Care must be taken in
both oases to avoid actual contact with Same.

A CUILZ roe CORI& —Debar's Plasters never hill tcv
give instant relief and openly eine to all abide of corms,
banjoes, Ise., of whatever standing. Them plaatero ss•
only remove pressure, but soften and extract the root
of the corn. In reducing enlarged toe *eta their
effect has been msrvellous. (See testimonials). Pricer
I:3d. per box. Bold by Mr. A. J. Evans, chemist.
Dorchester; Mr. Williams, chemist, Weymouth; all
chemists ; and the proprietor, J. Pepper. 237, Tottenham
Court-road, London. A box fall by post for 11 stamps.
Disrsgett. Nolen larng Eau, kc.—Many persons
imagine it uselest to try any remedy for these complaints.
This in an error. For many years Dellar's Ems= for
Deafness has been used with unquestionable efficacy.
It has cared many, and never fella to give rebel; is
harmless, easily applied, and autism no pain. Bold in
bottles la lid, each, by Mr. A. J. Evans, chemist,
Dorchester; Mr. Williams, ehemist, Wevutouth ; all
chemist.; and the proprietor, John Pepper. Ziff,
, Tottenham Court-road, London. A bottle steely by post
or 18 stamps.
Tits 1101101 IT Ass.—The see between two bundles of
hay, as an illastration of equilibrium of motives. has
become trite. Thio most unfortunate of dnnksys, who
was so entranced by the opposite attractions of the two
bandies at hay that he *odd eat of neither, and at.
length Mod of starvation, was, it lo consolatory to think,
• mere Action, invented by • learned sophist. Dr. John
Baridan, rector of the Univenrity of Paris, conoooted
this "sophisore," and the hypothetical "Noddy" Loa in
consequence bees called " libtriden's Am" (L'dos de
Burnian). His theory was (that is, the philosopher'.,
not the donkey's) that the animal being plaind between
the two equidistant fends, unless he was gifted with
free will, would never eat of either. "Two peeks of
oats" are sometimes substituted for the "two bundlos
of hay."—Notes and Queries.

A RIVIVALLST HTNIL—The new fftylle el kiymn intro-
duced by the "Revivalists," and !rates, not merely
for this generation but for this year, says the Wasters
Morning New, really mrpriare us by the descent which
it 'mikes into irreverenoe, not to say blasphemy. The
moat recent specimen of to kind of Marston is front
the pen of Mr. Win. W , the converted Mown,"
who was convicted some years ago of bigamy. Rem is
the first verse—