The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1883-12-04 00:00:00

THE DORSET COUNTY EXPRESS, AND AGRICULTURAL GAZETTE, DECEMBER 4, 18S3.

In a maths society which has lately been popular
for the diven.itr of ka political mae&, the members
have at last settled en awf it difficulty—s difficulty
winch for some ton, has ben f such paramount im•
port mue a. t set ad f them, vulgarly speaking, '' t••
gotteor by the ears." Iu fact, outside the "secrets"
.d the society it bat been openly spoken of Ad the
" Tory upset." Little birds whisper strange notes at
times, often t -ottani, sometimes otherwise, but if a
bird ham wrongly whispered that somebody resigned in
order to secure a bolter post iu the same confraternity,
such bird ought to he ashamed of himself.

At any rate there were recently two candidates for
• post. Oue was believed to be • goad Liberal, and
the other a Tory. The canvassing was prosecuted
with se much ardour.. if a kingly throne reclined
invitingly at the top of the polL Inside its little
sphere the society was all activity, and never was •
political fight conducted with more animation,
than was dm social eleciti in, which was to
confer upon the triumphant victor of the campaign,
not • crow; not • seat in the Commons, but • Isurel
wreath in the shape of eomething less than per
annum, in return tor A:ao worth of labour. Toe result
wee that the" Tiry " candidate, though well bonged
by his friends, came out of the fight with just 40 votes
in the rear. Which caodidgte would have proved
best fitted for the poet le, of course, • question, but no
d .übt the Liberals of the fraternity, from past
experience, nought • change and pure notions for
their future, and aiming at this end determined upon
a change of politics within the circle, and were
suoceesfuL May all politioal squabbles be now at an

" Drunkenness," or as it is sometimes neatly termed
" partial ineemdbility," hag many stages, and the
victims of the vice conduct themselves iu styles as
diversified MI they are funny. I onoe knew a milk-
man who used his empty pail 11. • battering-ram
against a it me wall, under the happy impression that
he was battering the policeman ; it has also been
moorded of oertain inebriates that they are apt to
mist eke avenues of tree, f pr,neessions of human beings
—but never,until Saturday lest,didadruukard mist dui
an ignited Wolfer match for a omstable's bull'e eye.
Nevertheless it WWI so. Two agricultural friends had
spent about half of their hard-earned wages at a Brid-
port " pub," and on the way home the adess of the
two got slightly mixed. When less then • mike from
the town, the elder and soberer of the two struck a
light with the intention of enjoying • pipe of" Wills'.
Birdseye." tie wee doomed to batter disappointment.
Suddenly, and without warning, he %al felled to the
earth by a blow on the mouth I,y a clenched fist, which
eltiogumnal the llebt, smashed the pipe, an Idm-
fi oared has face- Rising from his nudigualled pO-lure,
he ritturn.-ii the compliment. In hi turn d goll
the yott.ger inebriate, measuring jut six feet up oi the
newly-metelled roadway. "Woes time bet I ear,
Gazes r Wlll the trot interrogation of the prmtrate
man. " Well, then, woes thee het I Oar rust, Bill
answered be of the smashed pipe and damaged
hater,. "Ler, t'wadden thee I het, was "see
t'srae, thee's know ewes '' Well I never," says
Bill, " clanged if I linden thee'nk Ciro, a hobby wi
his hater.. The friend. shook paws and staggered
home.

The St. John Ambulance (for men) will, I under-
stand, be re-organised during the present season, and I
trust the efforts of the prom ,tsrs of such a TAM sble and
valued institution will be rewarded by the eight of a
large number of pupils atten.liog the c,ur,es of instruc-
tion. Already the 100 claws of last tsrm hive
reaped several rewarde in the shape of rendmiug first
aid to sufferers by accident. It Is pleasing to note that
J. St. P. !dolling% Nom., of Downs 1141, who prove
an able supporter of the work last seseon, Is" at it"
again with energy. It le trusted a'• centre '' may be
formed at Bridport. Lucca Li/iris.

RIPER PLATS BANK PRAUDS.
Warden a... 1 Waiter* wrra indictrd at the Old
Bailey on NI ,nday f..r River Plst, Bank him Is The
tomer pleaded gui ty, a .d ws...eutauced I. 12 years'
pmal servitu le. Snt,ce.d 12 years' penal se. vitude
was ..o Tuesday pulsed up .I 1 J .ho Davis Watters for
consplici y with Wind.° in the River Plate Boil'
thefts/, pricmer, ofter losing -automat
declared hi. iuutpcouoe. W..r len was the chief witoeas
against him.

11114111 COOOl--CILITIPUL and C0M10112110.-- By •
Oi=knowledge ot ti.e natural laws which govern the
ohn on. of digrUon And nutrition, and bye careful
eolith:talon of ths fine proprAir of a wellreirected cocoa,
Sups hes providrd /of breakfast rhino with •
. delicately flavoured ream,' .inch may save no many
heavy doctor's bill.. It is by the judins no. of snob
article. of duet that ac dist.tution may be gradually hunt
op mita] strong enough !mist every tendency to disease.
1 Hundreds of subtle maladies ars floating around us node
t etteck wherever there io • week port. We my _seers
many • fatal abaft by keeping ourselves well fro tibed with
pure blood and a properly nourished (reme."—Cfeil
°mu, —Ms& simply citi boiling water or milt.
Bal4 only in pecktt., tarielled—" Janus Kees itt Co..
Homoeopathic Chemist+. Lindon."—Also mast of Hopes
Chocolate Essence
Tan Q4llllll SSD COLD Watill SOAP.—Extrect from •
term ;.—" I find Sinclair's Cold Water Soap saves
frine and material. 55th. clothes require lees robbing end no
hoi ling orad (stUl more settled ectory) was • much parer oolour
than with other err. I recommend it to every house-
wife, as it is undoubtedly the beet soap for laundry end
ell purposes. It will not Wuxi the most delicate feria—
s pleasant to wee, end prevents the iniess7 of a steamy
bore during the family weal. Sold by porn and oilmen
~orywimmoit ml. per lb. Br sure to ask for Sinclair's,
sod do not be paraded to accept. worthier imitation.
—Sole maker „tame. Iknoiair, tiouthwrk. London.
Hiltetteo's COUGH ImZINGEs cures OCuleis, Asthma.
Bronchi us. —lle .10 a todamooy states that no °that
usektioin• is so effectual in tue cum of these dangerous
meta:lir Ono lozenge Moue gives our, one or two at
bolt me ensures rest. Fr relieving difficulty of breath.
ing they are invaluable. lidd by aU Clammier, in tins.
Is. lid. red is. IM. each.
TunGsV Itelfscrione MID suffering
from irritation of the throat and hoarseness will be sga
ably surprird .sth. almost 'mudding* relief aff by
the Me of • Wawa's Bronchial Troches" Thane famous
' loessiges" ere now sold by moot respectable chemists in
this =Wry at Is. lid. per box. People rather with •
" hacking coughs slight cold," or bronchial afiectiona,
isaaot try them too soon, se similar troubles, if ailowed
to Proßreee, malt in serious Pulmonary and Asthmatic
affections. See that the weds " Brown's Bronchial
Proches" are on the tioverument Stamp around each box.
—Pregared by Joan L Baowe and Sons, Boron. United
Stara linroper depot, removed to 33, YSrlingdOLL
rod, London.
FLositieg 1-1011111 Mrs ASO BR/WM.—A few drops
, of the liquid "Moraine" sprinkled on' a wet tooth brush
I produces • reessat lather, which thoroughly cleanses the
teeth from all parasites or iMptlrliUM. hardons the gum.,
prevents tarter. stops decay gives to the teeth • peculiar
pearly whitener, and • delightful fragrance to the breath.
It removes aLI nutriment plour arising Irmo decayed
trth or tobacco smoke. '' The Fragreat Florilins," being
ourepoited in part of honey mil oWnek herbs, is delicious to
Ms Imes and the greatuit Wilot discsseery of the aga
Price k. 64. of all Uheutiste end perfumers. Wholesale
1.-pot removed to Si, Parmagdm.rmd. London.
IT Le NOT WIEST MS Le Mei ILLAIIS US STILONG—
but war we digest; loi Us 'wonted lord, locoed of
giving ei,eSetb. MUNN Maori., .116104 H breettong,
constipated la mils, disainseadmrmsion ot spirits. Ingo:our,
and genera proettetitin of in. 13eurei's Syrup is
the only effective minaly tor this clue of oars. It
increases the appetite and the strength ea well, stor the
distress after sating, and make. if, worth tient' for. It
tenet claimed ti be • (impel!. but • certain remedy for
Indigestion. For Asthma en effective cure will be found
in the fireweed Toe Mixture. ir 811011:1 OPIUM°
Pu-11 are the best fatuity phyeiti that has ever been
discovered. They cleanse toe bowels front irritating sub.
stance,, and leave them In • healthy condition.
. .

--A-DTI.= TO illOinuis —AI. yo-u-iwolusa ID your rest by
. sick child sawing with the pain a/ cutting teethlGo at
once to a chemist and get • bottle of MAL Worssow's
Somme &nor. It will relieve the poor sufferer inmost,'
scaly. iii. perfectly herinleee anl phosant to thataste* it
produces natural quiet eirvii. by relieving the child from
pain, and the little cherub awakes "se bright as • button'
It soothes the child, I whens the gums, allays all pets,
' relieves wind. regulates the bowels, and lath.. beet known
reutedy for dysentery and diarrhoea, whether arising trout
seething or other canon. Kra Winslow's Soothing
Byrugitsutold by Medicine dealers everYwhare at lid.
o
Own Box or OtAnsuis all Pats is warranted to cure all
discharges from the Unitary Orronis, in either sex (acquired
or constitutions% Gravel. and Palms in the Back. Gusr.
anted tree (nun Yerintry. Sold in boxes, 4s. 64. mot, by
all Obstinate and Medicine Vendors throughout the World.
or mit to any address for sixty st.mos by the Makers. Tan
L IMOLA AND MIDLAND 000 DTI LB DlOO 001APANT, Lincoln.
Wholesale Agants, BARCLAY A bong, London, and all the
Wholesalefloussa _ .

'.fowle's-litut. arroyo' and Steel Pills for tamales, quickly
correct all irridnlarities, and relieve thy &straights clear
toms so prevalent with the wz. Boma la. 194. and I 94.
of all chemists. Seat any where on receipt of 15 or 43
steam, by the maker, Z. T, Towle. Chemist, Nottingherd
A CLAM—To all who are mitering from the errors and
Indiscretion. of youth, nervous weakness. early decay.
It,. of manhood, 80., I will mod • receipt that will cure
you. Free of Charm. This great remedy was discovered
by • missionary In South Africa. Send • self.adirmeed
envelope to tbs BIT. Jostrn T. lieiszz, Station D. New
York Olt', U.S.A.
FOIST Pans Pon LAUNDRY Winn. —The Lanndrels
who won the first prize to the competition for the best
sot up linen, at Vie Torquey Industrial Fah! bitten, need
ickitt's Ports Blue and Starch.

WHAT IS THIS DISEASE THAT IS COMING
UPON GS I
JILZa SUM at night, it Meals I upon us unawares. Many
kd penmen hairs pains about the chest and sides, awl some-
times in the back They feel dub and sleepy; the mouth hie
• bad Use, especially in the rmrning. A sort of sticky
slime c Alecto about the teeth. The appetite is poor. There
Ii • feeling him • heavy hod • n the stomach' enmetions •
faint all-gone sensaUon et the pit of the stomach, which food
does not satisfy. The eyes are sonken, the hands and feet
become cold and feel clammy. After • while • cough gets li,,
U drat dry, but alter • few months It I. attended with a
greeuith coloured eipedoratkn. Ilm &Mimed one feels
tweet at th• while and sleep dos. not seem to afford any rest.
After a time he bitcomett nerous, irritable, and gloomy, and
tea sell forebode. ga There Is a guldinees, • sort of whirlifie
a mown in lbs bead when rising up sudgeni). The b 'wets
become ooftive ; the skin 15 417 and hot at timed I the blood
becomes thick ••.d stagnant; the whi ce of the eyes bee me
tinged with yellow • the ono. is so sty nuel high coloured,
deneiting a stailiormt after stooling. There Is frequently •
epittinr up of the food, tom:times with • sour taste,
and sometimes with • sweetish lest.; this is frequently
attended with palpitation of the b art; the vision Wormed
Impaired, with sorts before the eyes • there is • fee log
of great prostration and weakness. All of these symptoms
are in tran premed. It is thought that nearly one-
third of our population has this disease In some of Its
varied forme. it lam been found that inedical two have roil-
taken the nature of this disease. 0010 have treated it for
liver comp/ant, others for kidney disease, A c., Mc., but none
of the rah in, Made of treatment have been RAW...IA with
sucxes, because the remedy sh 'tuft be such as to act
haro.oftiously upon each QM Of Wt./ ergan., and lawn the
stomach a* well ; tor in laytipepela (fur the Is really what the
disease is) all of these °rpm partake .1 this diem.° and
require • remedy that will act upcs ale at the same Woe.
Curative Syrup acts like a charm in this clam of com-
plain e, giving AIM.% 161100d11R0 relief. The fol owing letters
treat chemists of standing Lo the coninunity where they live
how In what estimation the article is held :

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I WIWI DM" Upperbridge Uonflrth— ' Your Curative
Syrup eelle wonderfully well. end gives every e.ti.faction.
W. Phut' •ens, Rushden Blb.m Ferrer, .—" I Sul in-
Masud demand for large size., wolch ehowe It dude layollf
with the people.'
J. M. 1-1.111114.1., 33, Derby-enreet, Newcastle I know
of filetAACell Where It hes nut merely relieved, but actually
eureka alter using It ter or three months ; but tor ilsonisl•
are, I believe, often it hhel I from • tale. de lacy of annoying
tee neme, to he mole public "
WNW Dat al, Bouthwell :—" Though I have ban. patent
medicine miler now over 30 years, yet I never knew such a
rlll3 on any medicine before as I have had on yours, and many
persons have told me of the benefit they have derived from
It. My brother in Lincoln any. the game. The site is
wonderful."

Thomas Miura, Wedneitleld.—. Your medicines have even
mat sail/sta.:Daft in thls &strut, • ,d unioy of my cuotomere
speak bgbly .1 Mother tie4ePs Syrup."
lan. novas, Heade. :—" It la not my habit to recommend
any miasma medial,u, to my cuinoinar• io uslivtdual cases, but
alw.y. nave • good word to my tor Mother Segel whoa my
opiolon is naked."
r. S. BALL-tan. Wootton Bane t,—. 1 hate met with some
reoty aatuDieharg cures perf,rmed by Soler. Syrup and
recontomod it to all my cu.tonsers."
0. 11. Wane, 10, Connoraclal.treet, Mountain Ash I
o pro only totality ,o the malts your magi:nun."
Janes Musa KDISICRT, M. P.S., 1, High-Wes, Wrexham:
h.ve recommended bagel's Syrup, aa my pen,. al and
relative al.perientsas Lilts merino are lidlepoiabte."
W. M. DEM?, West euwes, I, W. :—"Your medicine I have
• large sale for—a wigc most certa lily doom ilot decrease
now that the totally Is wearing cal, which epeake well for Its
' real merits."
, S. Oasis, Friockhelm—'ll:. about the only gamble
I patient medicine la the market."
Kiwis TAILPLII, Klagston-upon.Thismes :—" The sale of
your syrup .sustalued by Ia own merits."
J. H. Leans, Market Croak 14 I. :—“ I have rto,4,•d
issattral very flattering, reports of the benefits derived from the
um of Mother Seigel'. syrup and Pills,' which are at all times
to me • source of mart greater Osamu* than any pecontery
advantage, as I can conceive at no greatar pleasure in this life
than WO, al being InStrumantal in rolinTing the sorroWs ol
ettllming humanity."

" FOIL TI

:E BLOOD IS THE LIFE."

ritz
POlt cleansing and clearing the blood from
all impuritme cannot be too highly riecom•
mended.
For Scrofula, Scurvy, Skin Diseases. and Sorer of
all Ida!ls it is a never-haling and Permanent cure.
It Cures Old Sores.
It Cures Ulcerated Sores on Neck.
It Cures Ulcerated Sore Legs.
It ewes Blackheads or Pimples OD the /SOL
It Cures Scurvy Sore...
It Cllll3l raucerous Ulcers.
It Cures Slold and Skin Diseases.
It Cure. Glandular Swellings.
It Clears the Wool from all Impure matter,
From whatever GUM! arising.
As this mixture is pleasant to the taste, and
warranted free from anything injurious to the most
delicate oonstatut of either sex, the Proprietor
solicits sulfa era to Rive it a t,ial to test it. valise.
THOUSANDS OF TESTIMONIALS FROM ALL

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