The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1871-03-28 00:00:00

sauce. A letter, which I posted at Charing Cross
before starting, t have burst likes bombshell In my
htlful home about 6 59 p.m., unless the postman stale t
gme-ipping, as mual, with the cork at No. 47. By a
I. ger now before me, I know that, when it did arrive,
coubed grog consternation. My wife appals to me,
in the names of my seven off-pring—she mentions
them allot Irngth—to return to my hearth and home-
stead. She holds out re swill inducement.; Ind,
marling from the haidshimi of a night-watch, I am far
more open to snob an ntreaty 'hail I was. I think of
drawing up • Treaty with Mr.. and, if she will sign
It, if making it an muse of once more seeking my
eiapinill c ugh. 'the., will So some of the provisions
of the romp ,ct I i r• poet) 1., Inttr.sr• :
Art. 1.—II• at. go ward, it wwdor. • al.)1, he done
horn,.

COMPARE BARBER and COMPANY RICH BYRUPY
BONING CONGO, at 2...
with that m.ld by Gruvere and others at 2.. ad. and 3a. per lb.
LONDON Betabliahmanta, 116, Oravechurch-strolt, KC., V,
Payment, Plimbury, LC., Burn' Loudon Bridge,_ S.E., 274,
Recant Cirrus, W.; 111, Crane Titehlield-street, W., and 104,
Steathounw °PIN., 111% ...der, W.
COUNTRY Ratalill-hments, Quadrant, Bintlnchant; 1,
Church-street, Liverpool ;z, Corn•strsvt, Brisval ; and 147,
North-street, Inightot..

a 11. - I tshll not be all,walne for the aMe leg
mutton, however diltaised, to appear MOTO alb
theca time ou the table.
Art. Ill.—All children, under air, kill go to bed
with the fowls (the wish implying sintel,aneity, and
not locality).
Art. Smiff's mamma L on no iteelttut to
be our "neat for more than a fortnight in the year.
.t,t. V.—Tee Anot Jane and btr Lonny, who, for •
fortniahr, rapoacti me to the haunts of aight.•esing,
Including the itomunook shall nt ver COlllO to se, us
again. _

-Art. Vl.—Senoldng to be allowed in all parte of the
homm, ad 10,.
Art. VlL—Curtsin lectures than he abolished.
Art. VI I I—Mr. Philander 3mill-1101in-buttons shall
not be systematically mangled out.
Art. IX.—He shell be allowed to stay out late to
nientifie soirics and meetings of Ili. mutual improve.
Went clam as often as he like: and the door shall be
always left on the latch for him.
These will be the more important item... I shall
net about drawing it up at eine, and forward it to my
wife for signature as soon silt is ready : and Wine sign
it—why, I think, I will return home once more.
B.riourly sneaking, it is not at all nice here. lam sick
an tired of it. I don't get any pay ; and very little, and
very bad, food. Bo I have reflected that, even If Mont-
martre do fall, it matter. very little to ma: it would
conern me much more were I to fall with it.
I have had no answer to my protest. so I have reads
p my mind to resist] my corporal-ship to•morrow.
up
must take game of Itself; that its, if it is
worth taking care of, which, after In/ short experience,
I doubt. lan diasapointed In the 'Hada" Parboil:es,
when they find me casting off my ebevroned blouse,
they will be disappointed in toe. I hope they won't
express. their disappointment at all violously.—Yours,
Montraartrica'iy,
_ _ _ _

0. p. Q. PHILANDER BYRE.

Tea ordinarily passes through numerous hands, and
has to bear multiplied profits: from the Chinese grower
It p&Aildli to the meridian., next to the tea broker—then
to the London whole-ale dealer, afterwards to the
provincial dealer, and finally to tie retailer; but by
Wit k F.T Hortdman k Co's mode of supply all they
import is sold direct to the public by agents; therefore,
uniform good value is guaranteed to consumers. Be.
lid of local agents in tidal paper.
WAR MAP& —Oue of the best war maps published
is that presented through the medinut of the GrJoers
by the manufacturers of the Glenfield Starch, to all
purchasers of that popular artialo. Grocers may have
them by applying direct.

WoNDIKFUL - EFFICACY or MIL CorGarrell
REMEDY FoR GorBUllrtioll.—Seo the new edition
(116th) of Mr. George Ti1,,111/3 Congreve's book "Oct
Consumption of the Lungs ; or, Decline, and the Only
Sucoessful Treatment ; showing that formidable dis-
ease to be curable in all its stages ; with additional
Cores of Cure, and Questions for Patients conaulting
the Author by letter. Peat free from the Author,
Coombe Lodge, Peckham, Loudon, for Five Stamps.

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IkTIW 11.11TaL PC161112 VILISTS, Box WITH PATINT
SPRING Covittt.—Bryant and May have recently in.
traduced • very useful little Pocket Vesta Box with •
most ingenious and 'Ample spring cover; it is • novelty
in every way, and will soon toms into very general
nee—being of metal instead of card, and retailed filled
with vestas at one penny. Any Tobacconist, Grocer,
Chemist, or Chandler will supply it.
"Tile MEXICAV RAIR liSAariett" is an excellent
hair dreoting 1.,r restou ing grey or Ivied hair to its original
coloor witl t dyciug it -producing the colour within the
substance if We hair—imparting • peculiar vitality to the
roil,-- preventing. the hair front filling—keeping the head cool,
clean, and free front dandriff —causing new mint to grew
tulles, the hair•glands are entirely decayed. "The Mexican
hair renewer" makes the hair soft, glos.y anil luxuriant.
Certificate from Dr. Cerunann on every bottle. II dd by
Chemists and Perfumers at Ita 6,1, or NMt to any address free
on receipt of 3.6,1 in stautpt,-111. C. Gallup, Proprietor, 423,
Oaferdatreet London.
1101.1.0WaVe I.ll.l.B.—Weak fitemaclis.—The wisest
cannot enumerate one tithe of the diatressing symptoms
arising from enfeebled digestion, all of which may be
readily dispelled by these admirable Pills. They
remove all unpleasant tastes from the mouth, as also
ilatuloney, .and constipation. Holloway's Pills rouse
the stomach, liver, and every other organ that healthy
tone to convert all food and drink to the nourishment
ef the body. Hence th-s" Pills are the sureet atrengthener
wed the safest restoratives in 11111'0011011031, wasting, and
chronic debility. Holloway's Pills are infallible
remain," for impaired appetite, eructations, anti •
multitude of other disagreeable symptom., which
render miserable the lives of thousands. Their ivirtuse
ate known by all classea.
CORE or 14 YitAlts' ANIMA, BI DR, LoC4CIOII
Pt twos], Warns—" ilindley.- "I have ll pleasure In
fratounittug the following eopy of a toshitionial 1 received this
tuorning.—T. WA5.1.14." •• W.I llouglitois. 'lies, Si,,. -I
feel great pleasure to informing you of the great benefit my
wife has received from the,,. of the Dr. 1.-te .cle's Wafers I
bought from you. She MI. tin. •14,, ...oat,. tin. wbob. or
the night, whim out being disturbed hy her e tugh and short-
ness of breath, an in.ugh for 4 years before I got the wafers she
Wel tott been able to .loup more thou. very short time at once.
ilte is better now titan she ha, been for the last 14 years.—
" Joits 2:caveat's." [Sr. lateuck*. Puhnottic Wafers give in-
stant relief and • vardd cure of asthma, consumption, vaighs,
I anti ail dlsorlers of the breath and lungs. All throat affections
! are inanadiately relieved by allowing one neeaaloi.aliy to
\ ditelolvit in the mouth. To Aintreeo and public speakers they
are invaluable for clearing and strengthening the vol.-. They
hive a pleasant lute. Price Is. lid., 2s. IkL, and it.. per box.
&di by all medicine venders.
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A TAIILE-SfooNFUL (no more) of the American "Rand
Sea Moss Farina" will produos one quart of the most
iielous Blanc Mange, Caster I Padding, Charlotte
Ittme, ko No more health-giving or nutritious article
ot food has ever boon discovered, not only for produc-
ing the finest table Delicacies sod Desserts, but for
Infante, Childron's, and Invalids' food. It is a pre-
paration to be welcome I as a staple dish In every
household in Eur •pe ; condo from Steam Refined Irish
Mood or Carnigeen, fresh from the omen, combining the
fragrance of the so...breeze with its health-giving
qualitie,. In Shilling Packers, sold every-where. Rand
Sea Moss Iraeine company, 266 High Holborn, London,
and Park-place, Now York, U.S.
EITRAOILDIEMIT CURS OF a COUGH ST POWELL'S
BALSAM or ANINIZEI—" Her Hojestrs Gun Boat,
• Noisier.' Wick. North Beat Coast o Scotland, 7th
i September, D 368. —Dear Sir,—Having had a most dia-
-1 treasing and severe cough, which canoed me many sleep-
-1 lees nights end re,tleas days, I was roommended by
Ilia [or ship. the E of Caithness, to try your most

rn—valaable 11;leani el Aniseed. sal can- s;e' sure Von
with the first dose I found immediate relief, even with-
out having to suspend my various duties ; and the first
swell bottle romplehily cured ine ; therefore I have the
greatest web leuce in lolly recommending it to the
million. Most respectfully yours W. Lintel', FI.MG.II.
• Nidloy.'—To Mr. Powell. Po...ll'lB4*am of Aniseed
can be had of all Chemists. In bottles at Is. lid., and
2s. 3d. Warebonse. 15, Blischfriars-road London.
Ask for " Powells Balsam of Aniseed.'
THE 011ILT RgslIDT Post THE CORE or PAINING IV
BMA IN LAYRINo.—One of the most praritical sheep
breeders of our time and the composer of one of the
best addresses este:t on the " ttrreding and Manage-
ment of Sheep" (Mr. Henry W00d..), hag pronounced
Day, son and Hewitt'. "Chemical Extract" (as a
&riming) the best remedy known iu oases of hearing
and paining iu haul times of lambing. "The s chemical
Extract," says He Woods, "ii soothing, healing, and
possesses no irritating properties." Ifs cilia it In
another part of his book, "Chia of the most vslueble
farmer's friends yet brought out." Here, then, is a
noble remedy, and one most easy of applieation. So
legible are its directions for use, that a shepherd who is
able to read the alphabet oannot fail to understated
hem. 22 Dorsed.treet, Bakeratreet. London, W.
Luiell•NT ASD BRAT: rirOL lIAIR.—Mrs. S. A.
Allen's "World's Hair Sodom or Dressing" never
fails to quickly restore Gray or Faded Hair to its
youthful colour aml beauty, and with the first applica-
tion a beautiful gloss and delightful fragranoe is given to
the Hair. It stops Hair from falling off. It preyed.
baldness. It promotes luxuriant growth ;no other pre.
paration will produce the same benefieial result. In large
bottles—Prioe Six Shillings. Sold by Chemists and
Perfemors everywhere. Depot, 266, High Holborn.
London. —FonCatconmee anis, Hrs. Allen's "Zylohal-
Branum " far eloped, any pomade or hair oil, and is B
delightful Hair Dressing; it is a distinct end separate
preparation from the Restorer, and it. use not reoninsd
with It. Price of Zylobelssmum, Three Shillings.
Anvios TO MOTHERS.—Are you broken of year rest
by a sick child, suffering with the pain of cutting teeth?
Go at once to • chemist and get a bottle of Mrs
Winslow's Soothing Syrup. It will relieve the poor
sufferer immediately ; it is perfectly harmless; it
produces natural joist sleep, by relieving the child from
pain, end the little cherub awakes "me bright ea a
button." It has been long in nee in America, and Is
highly recoinmended by medical men. It is very
pleasant to take; it soothes the child ; it softens the
gums, allays all pun, relieves wind, regulates the
bowels, and is the best known remedy for dysentery
and diarrhoea, whether arising from teething or other
evises. Ito sure and ask for Mr.. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup and see tits& " Cnrtis and Perkins, New York
and London." is on the outside wrapper. No mother
should be without it. —Sold by all medicine dealers at
Is. ltd. per Bottle. London Depot, 493, Ogford Streik
WATCHER AS • BRANCH Or FINS ART MAIIII•
Yncroars.—" Having extended our search through the
West-end and the Cdy after an ordinary good Bogliall
watch. poewssing an artistic dodge. we have come to
the couclusion that hut very few of our English watt&
manufacturers have yet properly appreciated the
&demons of the pubho taste for a higher order of
oreawrntotioo from improved designs. Small though
the watsh is. it yet affords ample ecope for the display
of the genius of an artist. It i..i therefore with much
gpilveoasnu.rpee toihail,4,7.ozniouf
to
ctituu
ottrfniormusiirertsw,hiemo_holas.
°Anrteislustiou
adrenals in regard tousles of at and the requirements
watches, stud whose productions manifest decided
educated taste. The inanufActurer bore alluded to is an
Mr. J. W. Henson, whose recently enlarged show-rooms
at LudgaW Hill and Old Bond-,treet, London, form one
of the eonspiouons features of this great City thorough'
fare. The disptiy of gold and silver watches, together
with 01'11101U Clocks of rare 41e141111, is quite imposing
to t‘.l3 psomr.by. Here the pnrohaser of • watch is
sff irdi..l every facility of choosing one suited to his
Purpose and MUMS, and Tiose,i.in4 at tli• same time \II
that can be desired in finish tas,e, and design,"—Ulobta
For Pries/ of Watches. Clocks, Jewellery. Chains, Me.,
see Illustrated Pamphlets, post free for two stamps.

There ie something to imitate even in the nualvilieed
Chinamen. They celebrate their bolidnye by=
their debts, forgiving their enemies, awl "
hands all round." •

THE DORSET COUNTY EXPRESS AND Außicuuruitath GAZETTE, TUESDAI, ..Ati.