The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1860-06-05 00:00:00

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THE Pions's KITCHIN.—It is a very humiliating re-
flection that eating and drinking occupy more of our
thoughts than ativtliiug elm in Heaven above or in the
earth beneath. We are not yet as the lilies that take
no thought of such matters. Man is like the lower
animals in this respect, that with the vest majority of
our race the struggle for existence is • struggle for
il• We have all iiiiinewliat of the Tartar Khan in
no, and after we ourselves have dined are ready to pro.
claim that the whole world may dine al.. But we
first. Nobody shall dine with our good will if we are
starving. Who can count all the ware, murders, and
quarrels that hare arisen out of this one question of
dinner—the question of questions? How many of the
piteous cases that some before Sir Cromwell Creeswell
are to be explained by deficiency of food, badmen of
, cueking and fits of indigestion There is no such irri-
taut as hunger and deranged gastronomy. If we could
only get at the wisdom whieh is supposed to lie in
ancient fables we ahould probably find that Pandora's ,
the souree of every mischief, was an empty oven or
I larjer, or I.IIIIC such receptacle. The poor man
especially feels the truth of this doctrine. He conspires
against the rich, became he never seta a dinner, and on
that point lie feels with the Great Chain. He beats his
wife, bemuse with his bard won earnings she can plate
only bail loud before him. He drinks beer, and drowns
hinieelf in gin, because no meat Mahe can get is half
so pleasant. People imagine that by introducing the
light wines of France into this country we shall pot a
stop to drunkenness. It is a great mistake. The French
are a sober people, not because they drink wine, but
because they are good cooks. Where you have bad
cookery and good liquor, depend upon it the liquor will
carry the day ; and we shall not stop the rage for liquor
in this try by making it still better, by turning the
gin into Cognac, and by turning the beer lute Bordeaux.
The cure lies rather in restoring the balance between
meat and driek. l'ut the meat inure on a par with the
drink, awl then see what the result will be. Either
teach the poor man to cook, or give him his meat well
cooked. Let the temperance leagues and alliances look
to it. They will acoomplish far more good by improving
the working MAIL.II edibles than by inedillieg with his
potables—by seconding that natural law which makes •
man chiefly dependent on his food, rather than by
attempting to place artificial barriers in the way of his
getting whatever drink he may require. The best cure
for the drunkenness of the lower daisies is not • Maine

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