The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1865-04-04 00:00:00

mns. RUNEIIt ON ,Y FIN COUNTY
EXPEN DI Int/ -Limn IY.

Waymuth, April 3rd, 1865.
Dian MAlnTilt EADITCB.—Wen 1 rote to yer
Tuseday, my fysician corn swore I add done, so I must
tend yer a line or two more on the subjiet. Well Ihe
rekomended change ov air, so I be gwine to eve my
earridge down vrom Lonnon, and gwine to move vor a
wick to Blandford, Dodgeeter, Vosten, Bredport,
earne. Saleshery and all the leaden towns j but avore I
o go, I 00l tell fiummtkt *hoop the syltini, and wen all
a ripe 1 Mil let the eat dui. Well, is Ibe it titan about
he ilyluM, what do yer think the henemy do say?
Why that the reson none o the prenoepal butchers
ooden tender vor the zylum, was because they thought
that weld Mother Grundy ood soon be in the xylem,
an then if they ad to send villets ov vele in we
the beef, and the villet of vole being hiher
price than the beef, pinups the bone ov the leg ood be
stuffed in at the emit ov the kounty, and then wold
Mother Grundy ood make slob a sputter that ood make
the kontracterquitennappy. " Wold Mot,her Grundy"
ind d I I cid hdnely put ail% language don't) id there
hignerenee, and I can peal to you, as to my bein the
quietent most wurfesudtv wean in the 'county when
everything is well managed; but tie the hawful expen-
diture ov the ratepayers' money that do make I spek
my mind, and the a determined I oont let em ave noo
rest till things be !trate. Oone ow the letters jilt cum
to I eel in the very Yost sentenee, how de like yer beef
that waeent good end vor seven pence a poon? I can
soon anger that; woo now there halo* noo kontract
aokeeptech because you zee If the add slid oone at more
than 7d. a pOun Mrs. Grand), odd say I told yer so, an
so now they be • guine on inggledypiggledy an buy wat
they likes an pay wet they likes vor it, an pdot rate-
payers 00l git the vantagle ow there whaled'. Mary
Jane sea; see she; " Why Missus, see she, my brother's
wifel sister's tliband teold I that yer kounty mages-
ttaita be • turned buttoner* theirselvel, and none ov
there sarvente was at Meister Henser's sale a buyen
sheep an things to kill vor the luneticks, an ooze wold
unman twold she, that they geed zoo much money vor
the stook that none ov the Tanners got quite groggey,
an wen the yoke eard that the kounty was a rune to
pay vor the vun, diden em stiek it hon."
I ass, I ope the skins and the rest ov the vifth
quarter 00l be a sold by tender, so as the ratpayers
may kno the result ov the Weft buttehery.
Well, I was guine to toll to, the letter that was a
send to I, goes on to zay : • .
Wold amen I wet is thetas ow vanit.vinden weout a
reminedy 1 Remmedy, ail 1,1 yer do want a remmedy
take the prices of whales late*, an stick to en.
Here is a putty go, now I vlo yer, that they do want
anhother thousan poun, Yoe whet do he think I I Why
vor the syinm, an I do yer thetthe reson they dont had-
vertyse these things in yore papers is, because they do
kno that if they do hadveetyze in Melt papers as
noobody dont see but theyeeelves, and a yew hanti-
gusted hindivdules, why narbody dont kno nothing
ov there waietevoll hespersiltur, an this is the gust
cause ov the hinereaae in the Countey mites. Why, if
I add • knowed what they War hap too about thick
thowean poun, I ood • got in as none ov the grait
hunnaid &Yore this, an I ood • geed
NOTICES OF', MOTIONS.

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o move "That no Vale nor Lam
into the zyhl li the mita he • lowered,':
. Grundy to mows " That no tole, nor hobs; nor
, be • carted into the eonsarvertery at Vesten,
mite be a lowered," and
Grandy to 'Move "That the County Money be
In a Dank whet twol bear hinterest lion the
salience, an a kept there till the mite be a
Mie,
Grandy to move, "That the County Treeeter

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ri&ley

i bananas,
lowered.'
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receive no celery till the mita be layered, and if
difficulty here arrizes to hadvertize vor a treserer."
Mrs. Grundy to move, "That all tenders vor the
Kounty eupplyes be hadvertyzed in the Telleggrame,
so that heverything be above bored," and
Mrs. Grundy to move, "That nolmdcly who got any
vinger in the pie, that is, that nob niaghtralt shall get
annoy profet omit of the kounty void& whatsdrnedever
till the raits be a lowdred."

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Mrs. Grundy to move, " That no more than too of
any bosiness virm be allowed to vote pen any matter
of kounty expenditure till the raits be a lowered."
Mrs. Grundy to move, "That an enquirey be made
into the qualleyvication of every magistrait every
seesions till the raiti be a lowered."
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Mm. Grundy to move, "That all the hettras at the
Millisher harm be a paid vor by they who bordered
em, and that no kounty money be a paid or heztras
till the rate be a lowered."
Mn. Grundy to move, "That in fuchur, the
magestraoey be a villed up from the landolders in the
kounty, eelecten they as pays most raits, and that no
hethers do hold the rains till the faiti be a lowered."
And vinally,Mrs. Grundy do move, "That the kotinty
do pologiae to Mr. Role Cuuipenny, and to Mr.
Ayeward, no as to to henduce them to tender agane vor
the konuty zupplies ; and that no kontracters be
hoffended more till the ralts be a lowered."
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Depend pion it, gur two or dree mote such motions,
as I dod bring aim* 'the quort ow session', dod ave
the evvect ow lovreren the rai ts more than all ; and tio
comes in the kounty ooden goo to bed noo apoier than
I, if I can honely be the means ov loweren the kounty
expenditer jist oon all. I can't stop to rite no more
about the kounty this wick, cause Dodgester
do teem to be in such a mess, so I must ton yer
about it. As soon as 'twee a rumered that I was
dedd, two ow Dodgester yoke started hof to Brighthead
to try to bye the jarge bra market ouse, and as tru as
I be a livin ooman they done all this, a-knoen that at
the same time that there idden no vunds to pay vor en.
Never mind,zes they,never mind; get into debt,and that
is the Way to rise the rafts, an then Dodgester 00l be
vashonable jist like the kounty and then you zee, Cur,
the buyen the jarge 00l please more parties than oone ;
and nbw mete ie no dere, they do tay that the wold
batn hexchange 00l do vor a buttcher's market and
being so dark the' do asy that toke ootit be able to
gee what math they do bye, and to the ptsSen off or a
bad qualety mete, 00l make the best goo varther, an id
kep down the price a bet, an the expense ov the moove
00l eve the desired affect to rise the raits.

Well I ave • add a letter tellen I that Dodgester
visitable market idden good ennf and as the raits must
be a rose somehow they do want I to gee em a plan vor
•new Kovent Garden market in Dodgester, zoo I send
hup Mare! Jane last market day to zee bow much
vigitables was a brought in, an, list as I thought,
" about my bapron vull, mia,oo, see she."
Well I so I have made my ripport, and I do rekomend
that oone of the street lamps be a used vor a vigitable
market ouse, and then when aney vigitable is a brought
to the town wily anjbuddy can look op at the lamp
find zee eni. Poor wold Dodgeiter cot lost the eon
market altogether I Vere,and depend upon it all the bed
clover seeds do coin to Dodgester to be sold because
the market is so dark that the varmers cant zee the
good seeds vrom the bad.
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What a blessen' toCiad be it I could but rite—goo to
Dodgester to be enlightened.

Yer umbel servant,
Mit& GRUNDY.
Post scrap.—ln order to set hexample, 1, Mrs.
Grundy, 00l aye no hobjeation to tender vor the vivth
quarters of all the hannimaLi killed at the new kounty
battehery ,an judgen vrom the quantity hot at Idolater
Henser's sale, the result dol bend in great (ellaughter
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DORCHESTER TOWN COUNCIL MEETING.
On Monday a meeting of the municipal authoritiea of
the town took place at the Council Chamber, when there
were preaent the Mayor (J. P. Aldridge, Esq.,) Aldermen
Sneer, Galpin' Coombe; Councillors Mayne, Gregory,
Rennett, Look, Frond, Steele, Bishop, Vernon, and
Sas&