The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1862-08-12 00:00:00

Vickingss from Vunt.

BROTHER JONATHAN'S APPEAL TO BROTHER
SAMBO.

Neow, Sambo' darn it—Brother I there,
I guess that oughter please you:
You know how we in airnest air
From slavery to ease you.
You know we Os her proclaimed
One man's ss good as'nother,
And never hey we fels ashamed
To greet you as $ brother.
You know that every slave we've rii
We hey emancipated;
For aura the land or Freedom is,
Where all air equal rated.
You know between ourselves and you
We've drawed no social line here,
Seine ear by rail serves for the twe,
Same room for both to dine here.
You know we love our gala toe find
With niggers go secour "
There's nothing had no to our mind—
Its true that I am reportin'.
You know in this onalvil war
Your battle 'tis we are fightin',
Your cause we are • strivin for,
Your wrongs we air a-rightin'.
Wal, victory our arms has crowned,
Though at some coat in taxes;
And neow we've got on rebel ground
Some help of you we axes.
Up, Nigger' shish, smash, and smite,
Slogdollagise and slay 'em
Them Southern skunks ain't much toe fight,
So at 'em I dein 'em ! flay'em
A Unrrong LIAR.—A wicked policeman, who swears
until "all is blue."

QUESTION FOR THE FEDERAL GOVERNSENT.—What's
the use of ahinplasten to you ['you haven't got a leg
to stand upon?
--

"AND Bo SAY ALL OF 118."—We are told that
game is not property. To this absurd legal fiction we
beg to give the tiattost contradiction. For instanoe
there is Puna, who is The very best game in the world,
and yet where in England will you find a finer
Property?,
GAMS PRESIIIFIR4 AND POAOISIII6.—SOMe
interpt-
jog experiments On inoubation have been tried by oortain

country gentlemen who have been the most active in
pressing the bill for the additional protection of game.
We may state that many of these respectable squires
have succeeded in hatching poached eggs,

" AULD LATZIG STN."— me time ago, says Mr.
Laing, when in India, it was nesse/tory to resort to
torture in order to squeeze the taxes out of the natives,
the pressure of the rates was so heavy that the !Intuits-
tion to a great extent grew ease•hardened to the
business ; indeed, one whole seot to his knowledge
became quite Hindoo-rated!

How TO RILBTOIIK ORDER IN VIZ HOIIBII..—If there
is insubordination amongst Members of Parliament, or
any murmuringsymptoms of mutiny, which probably
may threaten the exastenoe of "the ruling powers that
' the most effectual way of restoring order is for the
Prime Minister is to begin playing the "Prorogue's
March." It in astonishing the moment a few notes of
that melting—or, we may say, dissolving—air are heard
how extremely quiet the most refractory mutineers
become.

To TEI LORDS OF TEI ATHORALTY.—hty Lords,—
Should you have a captaincy or a commodoreship, or
anything of tl.at kind, lying about your Altai please
send it to Lientenant John &Abell, of the Royal
Marines, who, sixty-four years two, "served as such in
the Alessuder" (says the (flobe) at the battle of Tra•
falgar." Iteally it is time he received his promotion.
Is it not, my Lords?—Your obedient servant, PUNCH.

PROPER NARK.—We trust the observation we are
about to make will not provoke the Yankees to declare
war against England, and if it does we shall make it
nevertheless. The belligerent parties in America should
now be chaignated—