The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1864-06-28 00:00:00

foreign anD Colonial Intelligente.

GERMAN Y. [Maui, Thureday.—The seed.
otel ProrMeial Corrupowdear of to-d 1
lahes an article beaded. " War or Pestee,"
concludes thus —"II: the proposal of Istluall
reference to the line of demarcation weft at ail acregia•
.Me, the Emperir of the French would be the estly
•rbitrator posible, be having acquieed the right to es
distinguabe 1 an honour by the attitude he baa hither.,
held. Rut Prussia maintains her view that • sae hesie
on which to e-tablialt a line of demareelfus a.. cialy bit
determined Sty consulting the inlabibusts. Tts env
port of England seems to Sod some support frem
Austria, who wishes to preeent ber from taking pert in
the war England has deed•red that as the renewal ei
beritilities she +ill piss herself with lier Soot at th•
aide of Denmark. Memos • prolongation of the amis.
Hoe bus this time • epeetal impartial., sines evemMeF
it may prove a queetion of the eammeneemest el •
general European tv.e. Whilst England ineiste epee •
prolonption of the suspension of bostdities Prussia
•ialles to bring about • real armistice for a long mind
nettled on. precis. conditions. aid with • mutual enteepa
moot to give four weeks' notice of cattioa. The Cerra.
'madras hopes that the meeting of Count Reehissig sod
Herr Von Bisolark, a• a'so the personal interview a ow
two Sovereigns, mey lead to a slims autism on the gee.
Hon of the annisiee.
OLDENBURG AND AI3OI7STENBURCI.—Paurn-
PORT-011•THII•Mi1pi. Tbursday.—ln to-dar's aut.( 01
the Fed. tel Diet, the representatives the Grand
Duchy of Oldenburg stated the claims of the Dubs a
Oldenburg to the Duchies of Schisewig-Hoistena.
deeidedly protested mamat the claims of Me Dub/
Aumuttenburg, and communicated to the Diet the me
nuticiation of the Emperor of Rorie of his Heats is
favour of Oldentarg. Ti. subject was Beall, Mena
to • committee to be reported upon.
Bevan, Thunder —The ormi-oilleial Nerd Diestookir
/erten, of today rare :—" Adria s reselved hen tram
etchleawir state that the troops rue *gain moving mortis.
wards to take up their ponition. Theui we an vale as
the eve of war. A two months' prolourpakm of the
armistice has been rejected. and the line el Ike &Eli
I. maintained se the utmost coneemion."
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SPAIN AND PERU.—MADRID. Wedneaday.—lis
clity's sitting of the Congress, Senor PlllOl.OOO, in reply lie
a qesistion from Senor Moline, said :—The equacres
the Pacille oil be Maimed. TM Chisels Wanda
mill be occupied until the astriains of Talantb• are
punished, and it is word that the PII4IIVIIIII Governs
meat visa foreign to the attempt on the Is of serer
Ilsgsrredo, recently Spanish Minister in Peru.
A LGEItI A.—Ptai a, Thttrsday.-0111cdal deepetalhou
from Algeria iv present the nears., daily beeesing own
derisive. General Deligny has penetrated to the metro
of the ',hellion in the south of the 'wining. of Ovea,
and similar successes have been achieved in the Tell.
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It is 71;;;Iit-t-h.t7sItur—y—rpu-&-ty,;;;;;Iiii;;.iiiai. fa
the beginning of July.
OREW)l.—Coaro, June 24.—The Ling of Orem
left Gen thie morning.
Conn, June 22 —The blualoisalitiee base presented
s villa to the Xing of Omen. 400 lonians balm Ihreadir
enlisted in the Greek army. In Tripoiitaa, Magpie*
Chalkia. Athens, and Bente, the political prisms=
attempted to recaps, aided hy the intrigues of the lu.
voletionary party.
TUNIS.— Paws. June 24.—Despelettes received been
fre.m Tuois on lb. 15th Mat. announcethe arrival ef •
Turkish gunboat and schooner with Important aro
patches. It sea rammed teat the Turkish Oaesealss
saner would be ordered to return to Coeds& til
which would greatly facilitate the artanneasenit
affaire.
TURIEY.—The Constantinople tmeralloololoo, ci 68
Times mem • somewhat rich sample of diplomat.
quarreling. It appears that on Priam Coale& Sflto
at Constantinople loose personal differemme areal be.
tween the French and other
It is considered an obligation in di/Acanthi etiqs.l.•
that on such occasion the different inesiben of the
diplo6llltie corp. should consult and come to an anew
standing among themselves as to the mune to bo
pursued, and in such came the Doyen, or senior smatter
of that body, surgesta the line to be observed. Is Ids
over-eageroess to show himself as the patron sad
supporter of Prince Count the French Anthewmfger,
without previous concert with his colleagues and Bic R.
Balser, who happens to be the Doyen, and even baste
remising the Ponce's visit, asked this illustrious msg.
p.m to an odlcial dinner, at which the leading illnieneen
al the Porte, and the representatives of the p
Power were convened. The represeuMtivae of
Austria, and Itu.ria declined to be present at thisee
of the French mbassador. The blini•ter for Forel".
Affstn. taken by purprisa, and believing that sera
Nrreement b been come to between the English sad
French A miemead..rs. accepted the invitation, but after.
ward. expressed his disapproval of the proceeding.

Mr. Roebuck. se ehainnatiof soiled committee, bed
been madly worried by. rob wem y witoms, from whom if
wss impo-sible to extract anything like plain answers re
que,ious. Tim witness am at pettish as b. was *-
bead. d. and thrrsteoi dto withdraw. He trill permitted
to walk od, but being united back be imagioed that his
thrrat had brought the committee to their senses. "I
only wished to eay to you, sir," 'MI Hr. Roebuck, with
his butt. roil sutile, "I only wii.hett to say that I Hsieh
we Audi now get on with businom" The vitalise

evaporated.
Printers should really be more tarefuL A sheep
provincial paper the other day announced with • deep
expreeiun of regret, (bet the Premier had shows
aymptoins of a fit of the coat. On. of our tereenteeety
review. rs we. made to dimmers* of the "(Imbue Iss•
morality of W.lliam itlatk•p-re." the letter I having
&Apm d out. Not long ago attends, religinusperiedies4
writing in a devout vein told, "We will istmeledis in
the Multiage of fitly Writ, 'Fear Gad—tumour the
Queen.' "
A man brought before a justice of the Owe. obaslid
with tome petty offence. pleaded in extenuation
natural infirmity. " I should have ut..de • considerable
figure in th, world, my lord," said he to the itotge, "V
I hadn't been • fool ;lie • dreadful pull-ha& to •
man." _

Mn. Bouncer, I had a bottle of port U.
opened ye•temlay, and I find it now empty. Lodging-
house keeper: Law Smith, it mast be that biassed
eat, as I msr• running about the house with a corksysem
in his month.

An. Cnrolioian once said: I was been the led dap
in the year, the List day in the mouth, the lest day la
the week, very lat, in the der, and have always been
behind-hen& I believe it would haws been lily dodere
in tuy pocket if I bed not been born at all.
In • Noe recently heard in the Court of Quetta%
Bench, • *items acted that he bad telt= hig sweetheart
out orel ride, but she bad paid half the ripeness. The
1.4 jugtioa remarked that this WY courtabip ea the
joiat•stosk principle.
Tat. NTILD."—This word, Splinfi Irbil* NO emit
baa beee written by ptiriase from Lord Yeaseley dears-
wards, and which IA Wien adduced as an example of
" negomerer Vngligh," omen in the report of am ei
Her Maisel y's Inspectors of Education, ecatelaed in the
Woe bob Juan laid before parliament.
A Case Or TOOTRACH L —The following advertises
meat, probably intended ens puff, was pebliebed • fur
days sines in the local journal of Agee, by the pees
prietor or • meoagevie exhibiting at the fair bell them:
"The director of the lion's dee-le desiroas of India( •
dentist with ouffivent thU and count* to Step •
&rayed tooth for the large lion. The director Is regard.
kis of the expense, as tire lion suffers greatly from the
pain it endures."
One day, it is said, a dietinguished New York cads*
was at Wasbingtoo, and in an interview with the pre-
sident introduced the question of ereeneipatiom
•• Well, you sea," mid Mr. 'Angola," "we've got to be
mighty cautious how we menage the negro queetaren. If
•e're not, we shall be like the barber act in Illieads,
who 11•1 shaving • fellow with a batehet fees sad
Isotherm jaws like mine. The bsrber pet hie dater In
the cugtoiner's ninutls, to make lie cheeks etieli esti
but while shaving away he cut throuth the fellow's
cheek, and cut off bin own finger I If we &get play
smart about the negro we shall do as bather did."
The following order, verbatim an bedside, is said is
have been received by an undertaker from in alisted
widower; "Set—my wife is doi, had Wools to he
berried to-morro. At wunnor kink. II nose war toe
dig the Hole—bi the said of my too tither waifs—Let it
be deep."
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Cose44ering our reputation as a grave people, whisk
it as absurd as considering the Treace of to-day to be •
polite people, our 0116 for Jest asoks is the most ease-
Pktai 11,rhaPa of all nations. From the
period down to this pment time of writiag=
never been wanting in mirthful on and awry
instances. - .

A DISPUTATIOUS DOISPAN T. —Lawyer Ihmaingga
to dills at Sir Joshua Reynolds's, on arriving first,
to his boat. " And who have yo• cot to din* with 7ea
to-day? The last time I dined at your bonen th•
company was of such a sort, that, by —, I believe an
tbe met of the world enjoyed perry for that afternoon.*
Lord Norbttry was celebrated mittally ?or his wit and
hiss/verity a. • criminal jivige. At one time, as •
Speciti Commimioner oppointog to try lb. oolpeito
oce of the Irish rebellious, be bad, in commit of • sitting
convicted a great many. "Yon are going on swim-
mine,. here, my Lord." Raids counsel for the primroses.
•'Yea," answered his Lordship, significantly "same
tugs an Ur. .

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