The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1883-02-06 00:00:00

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tor qtestion" Why was Lord Braboume made spew?
111. W remain among the famous loyeteriee of tM ere.
Mc secret is probably locked in the 6wast of woe man
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.lholly in the darkne,,, and hazard • goer.

Till 1111001 WIT.
I sought the cell at midnight
Of a arty famous seer,
And I raid him gold to tell me
Why Lord B. was made a peer.
lie took my gold—that prophet—
Anil he touched his wisard's hat,
While he said, "I'm reckoned clever,
But I cannot tell you that,"
Then I went to Mr. Gladstone,
And requested him to say,
I think him amiling;
But lie turned his head away.
And he answered, "Do not ask me,
For the reaaon's buried here"
(To his heart it was he pointed)
" Why Lord B. waa made a peer.'
Said 1, still the question pressing,
" Was It for a service done
it for his fairy storiesl—
has written more than one,"
But I could not get an mower ;
Gladstone only shook his head.
So I said " Good day," and onward
Ou my weary search I sped.
I have been o'er land and ocean,
I have searched in every sphere.
And foond none who can inform OW
Why Lord B. was made a peer.
Yet there's on. who holds the want,
And to him I wend my way
Aa there's no one else who knows 11%
reaps Lord B. himself will say.

Tinton Imaraviort.—Sorenees and dryness. tickling
and Irritation, iadming oough and affecting the voice.
Far them eying/toms nee Epoe's Glycerine Jujubes. In
content with the (limit at the moment they are excited
by tile act of sucking. the Glycerine in these agreeable
confections becomes actively healing. Sold only in boxes,
711., tins Is. lb I. labelled" Jaen Errs A Co., Boum '-
whin Meant% Loudon." A letter received : " Centig-
ram.— It me,. Perhaps, interest you to know tits% alk-
ali extended trial. I have found your Glic•ritull Jujubes or
coneklerable besellt (with or without medical treatmenet
la almost all forms of throat disease. They soften and
clear the voice. Yours faithfully, 001D111 House& IL D.
Senior Physician ti the Municipal Throat and Ear
Infirmary."
A Caen. —To all who are suffering from the errors and
ndiscretions of youth, nervous weakness, early decay,
or et mashood, ha, I mend a receipt that will cure
mu Brae of Charge. This groat remedy was discovered
by a missimary_in South Africa. Send • selfoddremed
eavelope to the Rm. Jourtil T. how. Station D, New
York City, U.S.A.
Tng Queen one Opus Warm Soar.--Extrace from a
lady's letter—" I find fliaciales Cold Water Soap saves
%Wieland material. 'sties Moths* require lam rubbles aed no
bonnie. sad (still more sane( adore) was • rem* rum colour
than with other nape I rocommend it to every home-
wife. sell is undoubtedly Use best soap for laundry and
all purposes. It will not injure the met delicate (Arto—
is pleasant to nee, and prevents the misery at • steamy
home during the family wash. Sold by grooers and *limn
everywhere, at id. per lb. Bo sure to ask for Simian'',
and do not be persuaded to accept a wcethlese imitation.
—Sole maker, James Sinclair, Southwark. Loudon.
ALLIM A H.OBUILYIIr " PIULFICTILD" 001) LIT/MOIL. "Ii
as nearly tasteless as Cod Liver Oil can be. '—Lestest,
No 1111011/00111 eructations follow."—Medieel Press. Sold
everywhere In capsuled bottles only.
Tonga I" Invaluable in facial Neuralgi Prey)
Is now reduced in price to In St Of all Chemists.
THZ SKIN.—The Glory of Woman, the TAM of Mao.
It contains the delicate lines of beauty, and constitutes
all that we term " Loveliness," yet how many have their
mins blemished by Irritant soaps. (lobelia Coal Tar,
Glycerine, made of putrid fats. 'oHS ALBION MILK
AND SULPHUR SOAP" is the purest, the whitee . and
meat Melting of all scam It remove. MI pimples,
blotches, end roughness. By all chemist.. In tablets. ed
and b.

Pennyroyal And Still PUla for females. quickly
correct all ineenlaritien and relieve the distressinit sus-
tone so prevaleat with the sex. Boxes ls. lc bd.,
of all chemist& Swat any where on receipt of 15 or 43
stamps, by the maker. R. T. Towle Chemist, Nottingluttn.
T. Forma t Co., Wine, Spirit. and Tea Merchants. to
satisfy the /rowing local demand, no. mod
Fret to nay Culatry Railway Station 10Ibe. and flgeriaas
of thdr noted Team at la 6d, 14. , 61., and St. per
lb., or 1 drama of Wines or Sprits. For full dots& of
temples end tonne use new Price List, poet fri.. T.
Foster I Co , 45, Chearadde, London.

KILLTIIIO.II COUGH LOZZNOIS COILII COOOllll. ASTHMA,
PRONCHITIS.-111..dioa1 testunotly states that no other
medicine is at effectual in the eurs of them dangerous
maladies. One Lanese alone gives *sae, one or two at
bedtime GOMM s rem. Fer relittiing difficulty of Ire a bind
they are invaluable. Bold by all Cblll3ll4M, in Tun, a lid.
and b. 94. sash.

11lowlier I—Foe Tilt TILEfil AND BazATIL —A fee drops
of the liquid " lionlins" sprinkled on • oat tooth brush
produces • ;dement Whey, which thoroughly cleanses The
teeth from a parasites or impurities. hardsos the gums,
prevents tartar, mope decay, gives to the teeth • pmulisr
whiteness, and a delightful fragrmas br the breath.
Irrirresnoves aU unpleasant odour Anions • ow chcayed
testb or tobecoa smoke. " The Fragrant Fla, Me," hemg
composed in pert of homy end sweet herb , wdoltclo..r to
the taste end the greet. st toilet discrertvy of the ego
Prim fa Si of all Obernists and porton:Him Wholesale
depot removed to 33, Fartingdon-road. Loud, n.
Apr= TO Korman --Are you broken in your rest by
• a& °bud suffering with the cg .of rating tee. hIG •
mos to a chemist and pt • of him. W,•stoe a
800T0105 Bram It will relieve theFL sufferer i...tet
./.4. Is la re .city harmless and .4 to thutasto. it
produces natural quiet sleep. by re wing the child I n. to
sets, and the little cherub awakes "as bright ass hutbm
it soothes the child. I eaten' the gums, allays all
miense wind, regubitas the bowels, and is the hest Imo. n
remedy fordyeesstery and dierrbass, whether arisang from
seething or Mbar masa Kra Winslow, Soothihg
wrengstigaol. d by Malabo dealers everywhere at la lid.

SUTTON)
GRATIS SEEDS.
SUTTON' s! ,SEEDS.
A ND POST FREESEEDEI.
SUTTON'saat.
1 on sppllostion.
SUTTONI SEEDS.
SUTTON
SUTTO N'' ISEEDS.
SUTTON'S
si 'SEEDS.
SUTTON'sT POCKET SEEDS.
SUTTON's GARDEN SEEDS.
SUTTOWs cALENDAR, SEEDS.
SUTTON '$ SEEDS.
cost/ass:Ls
SI7TTON's A 'SEEDS.
SUTTON's
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SEEDS.
OF OPERATIONS

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for the entire Tear: SEEDS.
PRACTICAL HINTS 024 'SEEDS.
" ECONOMY IN THE
GARDEN." ae. SEEDS.
- SEEDS.
ALL SEEDS POST FREE
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Except Peas and Beans . SEEDS.
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ALL GOODS CARRIAGE SEEDS.
FREE
lit of 90 - ralue). ISEEDS.

CAUTION.-
SUTTON & SONS HAVE NO AGENTS
"4 do not ,ihrr Herdsmen.
SUTTON & SONS, maxim I HEADING

MECHANICAL RAZOR. Everyone can
t tgotii"rat4.. AtOOTC,
t awl Manuifertnrer.l, Ithe at.1..1. Parte.
MPHREYW utori OItAWHEB,
- arras, bahnolo. nom.. Inm /arm 114.1141.10....*•••••
retalmes. frt. 110 ou ttivne as Wort. Almpirt 61. H 4 14,4,s W
THE—ENTon,ANrErotTinE—mn-
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It is always safe
to use
Ra With
l3lue
vsrmis and LINEN CAMBRIC • .
POCKET HANDKERCHIEFS.
Direct from the Manufacturer,
ROBERT GLASS. =. Bedford St. BELFAST.
witrrE FOR SAMPLER AND PRIaI LUIZ _ _
WALKER'. CRYSTAL CASE WATCHRS
me nomadic, all others. Prise ILidals. Loudon, lie!,
Paris. Mt &fon- from RS Is. Golf from SA Is 77, Oornhill. Z.O.
2.1”. Regent rarest, W., London. Demeiplere free.
dcriTOPKINSON,9S, itiv ND ST.,
••• • •-•• Manolecturers of Orend end Cottage
icfPianos. Cern°. tits Polder enimi
""droilWortori
not ofil.Ll:therlir tot=
HOPKINtO LONDON, aro :rolajt".
Photogregfue nod Lista fres co
E.y be had at all ths principal Illmione.
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THE MIDLAND COUNTIES WATCH
COMPANY.
OF FTBL STRINT, aniaingoßAm.
Let every nador
of this send for our
bee= now
rata.
. containing
601 tentlasonials
sad over SOD toe
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DMOorLmtio t..... s
Abs.sad osfr
ony pars of the
world.
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\ . eat crystal glsoa
LADE, N F
flat
INN
SILT R
crystal Ina
TOI7TRIF FINE
SILVIR, Sal
crystal clam Sea
ramnor GOLD
LIVRIte so-
-56L =l6. shooed
hmlllsortlY sold fog treble the 1
cheques or P.O. sayable to Er. A. PIIRCT.
TlPignejapallial.llllll.l I.videma. atrit
and Table. Itulaskiegsol asi "
WY, Clel! AI Cushier, Rubber Sampire P.M Pree.
HOTTSEW.

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