The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1864-08-09 00:00:00

1. MARVELLOUS MODERN SOMUMI SAINT

ELECT.

Rants is rich in prodigies, and she can manufacturi
" mint." ts unfit., but we ques ion whether • mow
wood. rfal specimen of the sistionmal genus ha ov•
torn brought terms the publitt that, the indir tau& wh0...,
COW is meationcd its • late buu.ber of the 7061ef, unt:et
thts hecding of Ti..'• Van. Anna liar. T•ir.i. • main t
of 4 f•an Ir. and • Tertiary of the Order oft! • most
Holy Tn ity for the Bertenoption of CI. WIVOS." W.
•re told that on the 11,1 t Jann•ry, Ina 3, Cardins
Pctrai, a. Y. rfect the thierea Cinstegation of Kites
Ilea ad. crce of "the 'train mum .1 the that Meat ihh
Ardai.o iwiou ..f the tentral.l..ervaut of God:"
ritor,,aid Ann. Maria, dos theft nine to tie inntro-
.hehte wed by G.d. it is stated by the Rambla paper,
irltingusge rae.:nrinfig ttrongly of 41..p1i-tuy: ita :

•• 'fie; .47 man llr aJ thu. clan, una.nalurcaa,t,t
for souls, a iic•ioa of expiation. an ols.aele to tai.1,4.-
fiats, an everh rot evils ; slier el...airing it. r from the
Iris ot the wog Id, He united to Hivaself by the closest
I.ond of cles•ity. lle distinguislod lot' by marvellous
grace., and inert-ailed in her such virtu.e, that they
not only drew to her aria, tries from all rank.* of
welch, lend even from the highest). iudiserintinatele
gthire:a.tt.ebta'rt.inoimir
jalt:i;non:lly.f*ii:lfi.te.raidhnet.chthifyyG.i"od"Pb,Ore".'usttouwileoornieoatnllinuahme:t.7l.ii:s
the ali•pe of the knowledge of future an.l disteet event.,
f the interior Owe of souls, joined to • reniark•lih-
laiwer of prayer to convert sinners awl core the sick.
hrought her into intercomsr with rich mil diatinguiahed
p. roma, alto often offered b. r f and &Somme*. Ha
she preli riot for hi roll and family the state of poverty,
and conatantly marled to give to her altikin 5.
Hie ble set, gr-it •iid weal, not only for bench' an..
friends. but al.o for the rebel. Oberch•nd society, • hose
wants were revi at, ii to her in • supernatural manner
'rheum increase. in imp:Treece as it proceeds, and th,
mintadons slootent becomes 'IOU consuinons. Here to
Cardinal Peticini's evidence "Her perfes.ly unique
gift, anal one which is • i•boat parallel iii the tires of the
Sainte, is that alio continually bad before her eves •
o ladlel run, of the sine of the naturel sun which light.
up our 51,1.; alas had visible he'or • her this myateri Ms
sun, in • continuous meaner, for forty-emen year.,
• from the tune of her converaion till her death It fir.t
sho•eil ifielf to her while she was taking the discipline
[Omaha's, floggiog herself] It gave • light which
Marne the Inure hiilliant meording to the prairie
which Anna Maria made in virtue. The servant of God
wm mixed with • holy fear, end, by order of her
eonfisir, she mked from God the explanation of this
phenomenon. The answer was---' It is a mirror from
I which I make thee see, that thou mayest know good
and evil.' At the extremity of its upper rayo there ems
• large crown of interlaced thorns whichlextended for
the whole sits of the son. It bad On both sides two
very large thorns which, like two rods, reached as far
under the disk, and formed • cross by the crossing of
their curial points, which went beyond the rays on
both sides. In its right centre woes beautiful woman,
majestically mated, •ith her head raised to heaven in
an eztatical contemplation, and shining with a brilliant
light; two rays came out vertically from her forehead,
as Moms is re; resented to have had. The feet of this
image tou heal the lower part of the solar disk on the
The centre of it was inacmasible to the agents
and ahadows which came from the earth. On owning
ne•r to it the shadow god, m if an invirible force had
expelled it. Images peons., across this sun like in •
magic lantern, a. the servant of God hermit expressed
it. She &soured me often that this mysterious sun
would have fatigued the brightest eye, and yet she saw
it • ith her sick eyes, when her eight had nearly felled
her so that she could not well diatinguiih other objects.
In this toysteriou. sun Anna Maria saw not only the
natural and moral Clings of this world, she penetrated
the &lassoes end heights of h . She knew the fate
of the dead with an assurance which cannot be expremed.
She raw ohjects at the grrateat distance, the guest
bidden mereta of nature and grace ; the physiognomy
of peT.OO. wheat Ma did not know, although they were
at the extremity of the world. She saw the secret
thoughts of permus present and &bleat. It was enough
for her to cast a glance at this mysterious sun,
and on the instant the thing which was in her
thoughts bromine present with the immediate and
full perception of all she wanted to know, and
with all their circumstances " Purely Madonna
hero If could searxly °tattier.' Anna Maria and her
magic lantern. But if she" knew the fate of the deed,"
It might meterially alter the tariff for Masses, for it is
admitted that those Mases are raid for two classes to
whom they are uselese—those who have gone straight
to heaven, and those whom mortal sin rendered an es•
;dation in purgatory impost ibis. Now, if otir venerable
'dot knees all this, she would have merle an excellent
Chanollor of the Exclieluer for the Pope, and her
spirit...l "budget" would have mtonished the
Cardinals, and eveu the Pepe himself. And now, what
I. the object of all these Itomisla ma:tease for her
canunnation ! Towardn the claw of the narrative we
get • climees of it SA follow':—" She was often perm-
cuted by the members of the impious rocietiest which
formed themselves in Italy, and roper-tally the Papal
State., to combat the Holy Sr.; and stie was the means
of n•yealing sunny of their plots, and of converting some
of their smut stile and hardened leaders. It Is nets
therefore, for a stranger that tat Catholic, of all
countries are now wilteited to niutribute their alms, that
the necasary process for her beatification and canonisa-
tion Mould be brought to as end, and that the most
isomer... Mess of Chiiiiians should thus bass publicly
honoured on the eltare of the universal church on earth
one of their own number, the patron mint of mothers
of families. and of the ordinary If, of Christians in the
worla." Thus the bagging boa is suing round, and the
names of guests is England are given, to whim& "the
smalleat donation will be thankfully received." Now,
we would say, that if Anna Maria was a real miraele-
monger, Me might herself supply the funds in souse
miraculous insulter, and this write herself down a
genuine Nal saint. At all even., tiie hogging prorate
who are Aleputed to collect alms for the canonisatioe,
ought to be treated with tltraci months at the treed.
wheel as errant impoeters.

Puss fialernizirr.—Tbe maiden wept, and I mid,
Wily weepest thou, maiden r he answered not.,
neither did ahe speak, but sobbed exceedingly, and I
apin said "Maiden, why mealiest thou!' aod
tauten d and sold, "Whets that to you? Mind your
own Matinees."

In the present scarcity of labourers to get in the
harvest—' J. L," corn cutter, end tooth drawer, °Ears
his eery 10.1 .

To win the regard of some people give your band to
meet them aloi.g ; to gain the respect of others, help
them along with your boot.
A confirmed drunkard was ponied how to honor his
birthday. A brilliant idea struck him, he kept sober.
Pertington on planet.. "My gracious," said
Me.. Partingtou's grendson, Ike, "if some fairy would
give me wings, wouldn't I go ronnd among the planet*,
though. I'd go to Mars, and Venus, and Jspiter, and
all the reel of them." "And Saturn," said Mrs.
Partington, striking in, "an 4 afraid you'll go there
whether you have wing@ or not." He whistled, and
turned the eubjezt to an orange the old lady had.
HASTY THOUGHT.—A witty comedian, having to give
oat a play on • Saturday evening, uldrowed the
audience in tb• pit in the following manner,—" Ladies
sod gentlemen, to-morrow"—but was interrupted by a
person in the pit, who told him to-moirow was Sunday,
"I know it Sir," repl.ed the comedian, and gravely
proceeded, dto•usorrow will be preached, at the 'mesh
church. St. Matthew's, lalingtoo, • charity sermon, for
the benefit of • number of poor boys and girl.; and on
Monday will be presented, in this place, a comedy, kc.,
for thu benefit," ka., ice
PIACTICAL BeLL.-4, gentleman, enclose to 'mope
the tax ou armorial bearings, wrote • leng latter to the
cominiseionen, stating a number of reason, to show
that he never could have used them, and, alter all,
sealed the letter with his own coat of arme.
Will you, will you, Mrs. P.
Help me to • cap of tea?
Do not, do not keep me waiting,
Do not, pray, be hesitating;
I aru ominous to ho drinking.
$o pour oat as quick as winking.
Table cloths, and Cup. and saucers,
Good white bread and active jaw'', ties.
Tea—gunpowder and souchong—
Sweet enough, but not too strong.
AU ui,ht, steady, never clearer,
Never loved a brankfaot dearer ;
I'in not bound by witch or wizard,
So don't fret your precious grzerd.
What forme that to ine appearing?
Li it niaakeiel or nil Leering?
U t me dash upon it quick.
Nis'er egaia that fish s! all kick—
Ne'er again, though thrice as large—
Chugs upon them, Harold, charge!

LIMB /low A MAW S LP wish,
Jon you could C the figgere we ens the let day after
sleeping hear, I can old, the musketeers, which was
at na all Lite. Ti, is small lon on, something like
an Al, which bite.. 0 lei, juat don't they. Mist
Hellree.e, she cum dowo to brekfast with a non. like 1
don't no whet, and all the fasimealy did nothing bet
scratch HU 1 thort they would have wore thenuelets into
whokt lik• a ka'endar. Nest nits they round out that
they ouht to have put thetrvelve. into net, liken lab, I
whiolt was hanging to their beds. whten I !nand out and ;
shod* then, how. There is • Oahe here called the ;
&rand, but quiet difforunr from the S.ran.l whitdi then I
is ner T. mple Bar, sod only one P01,,1 •leich wears
moustarch and • bights., sd tie pepsl delves
heipandoto, lying in their kartidges as if turty was in I
sb2, bLr.tewlei alicyh,anamdirni; 'not of the.,
which is called s ses, though I don't think the ir • as ia
any great shacks either. 1 he Me opp. it all pried, bouma,
nod no ii the chore:Mrs outset., los p one or 2, mach as
the New Kith. dui', • host bum& building I he
Paokridg-he. But. ho. Jon, if you toe the Boeing
drapers and :he dent sties a tieing and a driving as if
they woo the lauds of the land, nod the Walt futnian
without enny cokes • bitting on the haks of their
koehes, or a running along, I'm sewer you aid go into
a phitt.
FATAL RESULT Or • MATRIMONIAL QUARREI.—
on Wednesday an inquest was held et Westminster
Hospital, on the body of Mrs. Downie, aged 22, wife of
the landlord of the Admieal Nelson Tavern, Grelooat-
plass, Wtoteninster. The dr,eted had a violent
40arre1 •i h her huaband, and in attempting to strike
RLli:•,,dgaitnirittli.et,itne4a injuriessod 'heedeath°.l plate
jury returnel • verdict in accordance with evidence.
A Cots FIELD ON Fite —On Thursday afternoon
great estiteenent •as caused at Lower Layton. owing to
a fire betaking out open the farm premises 1 etonsing to
Mr. A. B. Lake, a larm-r, known al W. olwood Gnu.
in the leetere-natued lurid district. It appears that
1,0014 of the farm servants had made a fire to cook some
notatbea, cites • lire piece of steal or wood Gee out of
the fire, and falling into the nil Idle of 100 shocks of
wheat let the whole in flames, end the wind blowing
rather stillf at the time they were driven into the
st.nling corn, coveting over • quarter of an mire.. A
enyhoted polioeodlcer wan dispatched for the anglers,
and three of the pasish quickly attended, and *ere
followed by those of the London Brigade, anal one of
filmnd and Mason's land steamers, under the direction
of Acting Foreman Perdue. Plenty el water hoing
been obtahed the pariah engineer and lrensen went well
I to work, but thy flames could not be notiquersd until
the quarter of on acre of slanding wheat, and PIO
shocks if the same description of grain, were reduced
,Oct ashes. An gimments number of spectators were
; Fr...ent witnessing the progress of the restful eleyntot.

EXTRIORDTNARY SUMER Of 11l lON
4. RODE OF THEATICZNT.
Post fret fur Six Staarszp: essole, or 14 is
(ME MOST STARTLING TRUTHS ore oMdi li
1 the last NNW an NW BOOK PRIINIATURN
and its ready removal; the madisrsteentsasst se amble
disqualifications, will' roles awl amiseus resusiOsso
for the speedy aura, by vary elm* masa, et tormasfr
nes; debility, Lad all the mars saminsu filisoart
supposed incurable nialadisa ad lass sacral Nrl6
valid' will be satoolelsod at les oinilemla.
Dgftor,i,)LD.,ka,qftt. EilMltoJ
Graduate is Sloven wad Ifiloo(fory.
By the present law, now but this reed
attach LD. to his MSS, ,ss his
thereby incurred. The publis
against impostor. who 4,0,44 thwarisse DR..* .
(emir." " ' "ILILLtpr.
order to mislead the unwary as to their erne
None of those men molly Imow men ei
they profess to toot, than say person coy, kr
the shore work.
Ain:FttrEurtiwtgbadriothitirwommobser's"hittquo.dend isimajusitheibLlWlNAMlNiserhiliCsopir.
in le
rug utnreadogilnsitt, wand hich eitiers bas hiibmiezitastamlisr-
nu mben he has been instrumental
and happiness: whilst to all who need me 12
ecrry &fours:xi of speedy restoratiem. Fesstt:
distance should forward • detail of tisk coo bip
encl.ing El Is. for adrift and medicines, TUFA AI be
sent by return. Patitate correspould milk IR: Ira.
Post office orders to be made payable at the Ossoral
Post Other, to wALriii Da Rd" ILD,
Illoornsbury-square, London. Hours ior
orlon, 11 (Sundays exoeptod-ti. to
recollect the address, as to meet with palosle.
TR S minnows Is STRICTLY TR/Y STK