The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1864-04-26 00:00:00

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A NOTIIII GREAT PRIES FIGHT LIIPIRDING.
Coburn has forwarded to the WIWI. of bar. Life C5O
as his 61.4 out wok in Ids match with Mace fur the
championship of the world, and the English champion
h.. token stem to corer the sum. i;1114.1 LOA says:—
" Cobarn declares be means fighting, end no au
friends. He i• oh .ui the smue t.eight and build u Jun
Mao., bet wit protuhly weigh • few pounds more,
being a more flatly nom than our champion. Its to
emit* to be the best ...deuced man is the titateo, and
Lriatt• (rei mesh judge) haa a v. ry high 01111.0101
hint. He has appeared thrice in the Automat] T.R.
LORD T•UthaaTox •ND TUS Ellacti ACTllolUls
Alezamler I•uai a, to n goseipien arttsle publislisd
Le Juiuwal filaistre, wits :—" Sumo mouth. before my
departure for Spare, I tem, ahoy with Votor liege. al
• grand evening remption given by the DUO Deitous, at
the lornmerbourg. L.rd Palmemton canoe to tire recei-
tem. The duke presented to him the ',Wiriest persun•
ages who swarmed in hie saloon. But, ea we wer• on
Podia aO,l rrowation writers, the presentelio• ut Victor
Hugo and impel( WWI forgetten. We thamledourddre.
by dirittiolf •••y • portwo of the *muses in • corner
.4 ilir "Inult.whieb was rather retired. Ida sot Unman
what bout oureimtootou.euted ; I know thatataquarter-
put eleven it mill cautioned. It appeared that Lord
eArierdon had uquirod who were the two tousenthruiet
Miry that thus coatted together ; they hal told him
"00 ',ammo and them two elated bm
curiout.. Wit you know my dear readers, his politico-
aris.ocratio rilgnity did riot penult him toaek that we
ohnuld be presented to him ; 05 the other hand, lust
twist presented, the English etiquette pgaitorely forbade
him to edam. • word to U.. This i. widu wormed,
WWI lore fonattlebOoll the recital of the roOrlitrleir)
which I Irut yntt to upect. Our two arm-chairs, that
of Victor Hugo mad mine, were touching rub other.
The Due Is G--- come to me, cud eat "I do rot
know what I. Lord PaLnerston's ohject, but he wtobes
that to • moment you sit talon the ammelkir
which id to 7-or right, mid dm. boom ••••ut the one
upon which 305 Stoat prealciit sitting. I was saliotted
to salute Lord Palmerston trout my place, and to doe.
he dmired. Lord Palmerston then arum, end took Lad,.
Paloterstom by the bend, and kcal her wi.h marked
•oleurnity to the meant chair, mated leer, said pointed
with leis finger to the olo.k. •My lady,' sant be, 'i.e.
the kindn, Silo tell iii.. it, bourT • lion tiwir'er-P.Bl
liven, nay lord." • Well, my lady,'replied
' always remember that •t quarter... Foam eleven in the
evening .1 thia day you have bad the bather of heiog
mated betrreso Vistor Hato sod Alexander
who are two a Lbw Ste literary elimaoters eel
Franco, au honour which, during per life, you shall
nue! have Latta. ' Come, my lady.' My lady &row ,
awl, with die WOO lodirandy as they WOO. he recon•
ducted her toter plan, Without eddrewsing to either of
tts • One. word "
A PIimILOCII VuttOlt.—A few days sitters Dome of the
workmen eauployed ou the Pier sit Bsethlelrt set in •
small •,urst to row to Lytham. Th., Let all (Patrol
o.vf fin host s ott after leuieg enithport, and were
unried Oct Po the open sea • but wheu Ar Holyhead
Ike; were l'ortlinainly Mohan's hy • liotaeward-bound
brig and brought back SO Lie. rpool. TI • perilous
nature of this adreoldlre ins; he null intsjiired when
we add that the boat in •hieb e neon pe muted this
long voyage woe ao small that they easily carried it t.•
their shoulders from the railway station to Ni. shore.
lama Hours.— A great notional bone slow has
been opened in Dublin. Its ohject In to counteract the
&demential that is admitted to leave token plan in the
breed of frith horam. The exhibition more than
eerilled the mot unfavourable thatornenta Although
the aho• excited greet intetest among horse bromism,
and the promoters obtained cooperation and warm
'import from roll parts of the country, end though there
min be no qoestoos that the beet animals it contoured
were sent in, yet it Most h, oulemed that the show
WOO on Gm whole a very poor exhildtion so far as
quality is coneerned. The result of the inspection was
to bring all judges to Ni. euuslusion that among Ni.
homes exhibited not ono In five powered superior
merit, sad in mine claw it mit imporible to give say
price; or even to distinguish • horse with • word .
"Commended."
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A Doe OrrDolsg.—A certain M. L— en Ai-Matta
Pail.. hail a great objection to pat in' his debts, and
whenever his zreditors wai•ed upon him for their atone,
he wee always profu sin his regrets, -ad paring of his
cask. One day his tailor celled upon lorn wth the
usual reque-t, that his little I iU might be settled, and
added that he had heard that L had reocived some
money the d.y before. L— replied that be w•te quite
u•able to do himself the p'easure of aooommot
Monsieur the Tailor. lb* latter thereupon declared
that c wou d not leave L--'s rooms until he had
revived he money. L. —, with the utmos tolitenees,
sail that in that case Mt 'Wear would like to
sit down. He then celled the porter. and
told him that he was not at home to
anylvaly. but that the Faller was to come up in the
stoning for some It Mem He th.n locked the door.
and placed the key in hit pocset, s t down at his desk,
and beg a wiling a large numb, of t tters on blab.
edc ft paper, and Beale., them with "lack wan. Having
Noshed the-e bet toh out • great sheet of isavr, and
wrote on it "Th. ia in, will. The tailor laughed,
and said "that is very strong." made no reply,
bit taking out a hammer no.. some na Is, =led down
the windows so !hat they could at be op ned • to. k
' out a small eh meal st-vit, and, wi h an .ir of profound
•as aneboly, filled It with chanted and lighted it. He
then +iota in large lett. r on • .bat of paper.
itt one be accused of our death." The tailor sail, "This
je a comedy" but he d d not laugh ata though it were
ihis. L— then lait hims.-if down on his sofa to die.
The tailor, beginning to feel a phyz ated, or fancying
hinteelf so jumped up, alit naked IL— is. let hies out
"It is t o late. L— replied, in a sepulchral voice,
determincion is taken" The unbsp,ty tailor
then Itoptor.d to b las out, either by the door iv
*taloa. L— jingled lb. key in iii pock • but
still kept the unhappy ma., waiting. At 4,1, finding
himself unable to nastiain his laugher touch loiter he
atted the tailor to rem ipt his little bill, wb ch the
unhappy Sartv did at m. 0., though no mon,' -as
forthcoming. L— then opened the door, tote tailor
rushed out ran down the .teps four at a time, and
has not beard_of him since.

GAKIIIALOI All A ?Azusa —A tier, eignifinnat it'd*
deur occurred immediately on the illntnouta Mrarger's
•rriml at the Britaeuit Works, Bediont, a here, being
formally introduced to Mr. James Howard, G•ribaldi
met the per-notation with the remark that he knew
Mr. Howard very well On the latter eapeoming hie
dont*s as to ever having prwrietnly had the honour of
seeing the general, the rejoin... we., "Sot I have your
portrait in the " Farmer's Magazine," a wink to which,
it appears, Garibel ii se a regular sabegriber ; a lam
that shows Low acidulous!! he as cultivated alike the
ens of peace and oar Hie cririrrou on the work main
by the inir.hurse ploush aid the champion in... GOUrge
Brown, was much to the purpose. Admitting that the
performance wan Very goo I. tn. general in et on to my
that the lioree•plongliing in Feigland WWI too shallow
for hot countries, • hrre they wen crimp. lied to go very
deep, or all the cariature would he earned off by rearm-
mains With 'ho steam pl-ushing. or lA/ ISC111•11)
cultivating, he can mdii le. ed. quickly eoutpreheerti
Mg the mechanical actiim of rtar rg e.ll us it..
ad vitalises of ineresied depth, sod he way in which the
nada were left on the indow. The land selected for
oper•tion was a stiff heavy day of three or four in.
donned re* btly thrum n natal MN% ned lakilt•ll.Of •
rough and tot leg job; but the cultivator was snore
than equal to the ueessiou. Gantoloi is nandfratly
well •p in all f•noing matters, and •viiiced • degl
intent% in the Mock On Mr. Joins, Huricerd'a form,
engin improved alowthorna, hones, sod
Yorkshire plea, all in tern received due cosemenda-
lion • while he made very "goal work," is. he rap
prinient himself dirennival to du, in planting bin tree.
—Mork4one Ernesto.
A pgangitre Wale OF EARNIIIO • LIVING.—At Riley,
the ierpoudiatlar rocks which stretch tint saran Dalai
into thy sea, cad vasy irons £OO to 400 feet in bekshr„
afford retreat and abetter tar inynads of sea fowl, of
different speries--licra dwell the guilhanut, the rotor-
bill, the puffin, the kitterrate, and the otinnotont in
oosntleue multitudes. The eggs°, Uwe. wild foal being
in great tlrmsnel as an article of food, essysially the
guillemot, a rid rumor-bill, the climber, on or attest the 6th
May, eumrsences his daigeron enterprise of gathering
them. His erode of procedure is Int to drive an into
bar into the ground on the top u 1 the precipice, then
fasten to it • lung, strong rope, the other end of which
be throws down the mobs; be then enters a kind of
hempen chair, with • broad. Inn waimbuid, •hich in
fastened round the body, it hawing a loophole at eta
end, through which • smaller ivps is mu. Another
man, laying feat hold of this smaller rope, then
gradually lower, the climber down the precipice four
handred test high, he (die climber) taking tar pm.caution to mine hold of the stronger rope wherewith to
steady himself • then with sorprtting agility he paws
from ledge to Ledge, sod front rock to reek, Oohing np
the eggs, and Bluing the bags which he harrelimg over his
shoulders; dna 'tannic's, feat meompliehed, be jerks
the rope as .ignal, and his comrade slowly drew. him
to the 'op. For many years there hen been a consider-
able felling off in the numbers of the birds, but this
year the isim.man litho nil past them cliff. about
daily) say they sever saws larger number Um* are me-
ambled this smear.

A Ramo OF TRU OLD R 1110001.1043 DAYS —Am some
work met, were engaged • few dry. amo IN dissiug peer
the olt tower shads on the northern sod of the mom
Feu. I-land for • foundditio opus whierb to build •
coal bolds, they come opm a savers about II feet
long, 4, feet wide, by 4 fed Isiah. It was well heat,
.4th freestone on the sides, the stone lir winds most
have been coomiyed rose the shore, is Mem I. nom on
the island. Ti.. purpoiss for whisk this room was
ducted has doubtless be.. kir stowing minty smaggled
spirits A few yes:sop • dam waa dineuevred,
and it is in the rostaestisto of many old midst. at
North Bonderlaud and thiamborungla that • mod en.
emigre and lucrative trod, wee eluded os in saneguliag
spirit. and other aommod.ties, when heavy dad. mr.
levied se tho goods. Is was Mann that old Juba
Smith, the light keeper, was.. reties medium through
whom Ditch skippers dissumid of thwir Helhads, sod
the Frond Med beandisit, to agents on Mom, but no
tram of say good. could mar be loud, alstiougb
Ettsith tem fremmatly twitted on the antlost. Fla.
however, well Md. the "bid. hods,* but Sewn scold
be loaded to mid them out to army me, although, ori
anis osossios, wire mono of Ms soptaistalmo woos on
the Wand, the dabied of ameggling was istrselowg,
whoa he told the group that •• solid d gin ad.
within • few yards of them. and d they moll and it
they might keep It. After l• sist marchiss in vain fur
the prise. Smith quietly lilted • dam of tad, and to
the sorpriti of his Minds the eni wini di...timed. A
Marty partimitatioo in the «intents of tbe keg ass
krewords oadullusd in. A more frivourite place fur
soingslieg mold n.. 4 to found; there is good
F., „mugs, anda dip might run in • aon="Z
annuity Is the room of • night without arestifig say
When safely got on shore, Me vivito were
tranderred to "cadger.," who, wilds followiag their
&versa...oaf sniliug sti, ouoveyol it into 11.. sostitry,
sad than dispineit of it moorisd farmers, pu.dissoi,
situate. Many mush imodiuters t• k plots bet..
tbio• fora and ibis Allsers of eletit. All tide is an.
slanged, and *smut La seaport*. where so unfortunate
••••••• is sometimes taught with • pared of tobado,
'waggling may he mositired • thing of the past.

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sttersowo Itr. rays*, aorooer tor the say, bald se
isomst alit. Bartholomew's Homital. ea Limberly of •
Ems mimed Wdlisa Gower, • ammetea. is the employ
of the Greet listen Balmy Osiertey. Hs was
••••ppila pueilse up Paw traphims suppip • dem