The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1883-05-08 00:00:00

Obbo anb enbs.

" UiiOafs ae good as • (seat" to most moderate
thlabdeg folk, but the gentleman who a few days ago
visited • oafs* tavern in Poole, and whdit there
sonoesled beneath his walsic ate dozen eggs ti.at had
serenely boiled for five minute., with the moo
ispani-
meet of three half.plute of ooffee and an equal number
of what is locally known ea "peony buster.,"
mri.iencly hid • different way of looking at platten.
This warn ab cit eleven in the morning, and be remarked
be thought that now he would be able to manage very
well till dintierAlme. He has just mut me an
for applications to lodge an I board • young main of
limited mesas. Don't all spesk at onoe.

HIS biroune has biennial. to comprehend the
abeurdity of the ridicul Qs lad about lamb, and she
sow Willl-11 bee loving +objects lo understand that she
did not intend to dictate to them open the matter.
As far se her loving eubjecte at Pod. are c incerned.
I think the explanation is superfluous. Our blue.
aproned gentlemen Moos the Went c •ntinueel to
exhibit some very capit ci machos= of juvenile mutton
at their estaoU.hments, and no d übt fount put,
chasers. ns. fact was Liu Majesty, seeing that her
daught•rein.law bad moored • point in the matter of
the doves was desirous of making it level pegging,
sad turning about foe advios some idiot sunset.) the
supprossloo of lamb. As probably it had graced the
Hopei tables • month before, the ailf-dsnial in patting
up with Welsh or Portland mutton ignited, was not
so very exacting. limos, the famous mandate. Of
• there were plenty of toadies, who it It laity
est the example of living a brawl and cheers. and
oolong and small al. wadi dutifully tollow like
sheep bell.watliest, who took up the childish movement,
without the slightest a insidertion for other clams,
sod 000seignently the farmers began to see that
if they did not vigorously protest, they would be
left like an unfortunate linen draper, with all their
spring stook on their hands It would be just as
reasonable if spring chicken were taboos I, in order
to increase am hualber .1 fowls, and so 'Lament the
production of 0444. However, 00,1101,n 81111-11 has
whets, and foe ones Bor e!ty has deigned to listen.
U her Majesty J. resale' 'desirous of benefitt;nr the
people there are plenty of ways which most commend
themeelves to the most limimel nodal:vending. The
hoarding up of gold is certainly not one. As Solvent
Ballantine once told Mr. Hawkin• "you can't caret
it with you, and if you did it would prehably melt.
But Ic it not a •ilegrace to our boasted dedication, to
our Prsienlione CbrististnitY, thet such Wes con be
related as that related to • coroner's jury at West
minder recently A young married woman who bat
bean committed to priaon by the triu Liford magistrates
for three months' bard labour for no crime hut that of
deetitution—.b, was convicted of " lodging in • rects.in
outAoll4llll, not having any visible mean, of subilatence,
and not glviog • pal socuret of herself "—was
hurried up to London from Guildford in a c indition
In which removal meant death. The infirmary
wardrees said :—" In her last moments she asetned to
be begging people to let her lie where she was and
she would move on, making it appear elle bad been
hunted about, and in her delirium she appear :d to be
thinking bow she would lay • few halfpence out if
she got them, as though she had been starving." A
little practical sympathy shown in an endeavour to
wipe out such blots from the eveiyulay pages of
modero life would be • real benefit, awl unattend .d
with floes miechievons oonsequeucee which usually
follow the meddling with things one doesn't under
stand.

" 001 Mutant " voted against Sir Wilfrid
Law.on's Local Option Bill. This will doubtlerely
reckon ae a "pint" in hie favour, among the L. V. at
the alit election.

A Smitten LIGHT. belonging to the Poole C .neerva-
tie. and Constitutional Association, was recently
welking down the street with • met lugubrious cast
of countenance. Some well-meaning friend imagin-d
he had hardly got over the Primrose Anniversary.
and delicately tonched upon the subject, of course not
omitting the pleasing cons-letion —Ws what we titt.t
all come to, 7'u know! B it, he explains it ween't
Mist. "I`he fact was hi, bet.t.r hell hat that to .rning
presented Wm with • eon and heir. Yet, he knew that
-owe people woul I rejoice over • little event of that
kind. and after "ye manners and costume of ye
English." wet chi eyes of the new arrival until they
couldn't see out of their own. But se • Conservative
and • Constitootioaalist, be looked at it in • different
light. Who could say what might bappee in the far.
oil' What on .eantei• had he that this newly-imp .rind
aneetenia of humanity might not Immo day kink all the
family tradiehone to Jerich o call his pater an oil
I NAT -s-y, take to reading the Telegram, and gensrelly
prove himmdf an enlightened member of society? And
than this man bowed down with weight of oar., went
on hi. weary way until his form was het in the
, gloaming.

MAT I Illepeaftlny SUV tilt to Mr. Councillor Wes-
tern that a pAitiou to ths Hoc.e of le .rde in far 3ur of
the Deceased Wife's Sister B II may be mule seen
mrs weighty than as cueing front the Town Council
it emanated from • public meeting. 1,,t the worthy
Councillor ask the Sheriff to call one, and he may
depend upon • moral and a numerical support thet
certainly should not be without its effect.

Ti Bournemouth Commie., loners. on the motion of
Mr. Cotes, have decided to petition the S.W.R.
officials to run but two Sunday trains—one from and
the other to—this favourite watering place on the
Sabbath. Mr. Cotes keeps an hotel at B mrnentouth,
and Mr. Coupe is terribly afraid if facilities are given
numbers of vulgar people will he found to invade the
.ctu.ry of his arietocratic quietu le. We are aware
that at the opening of the Pier the Lord May r of
L ndon and hi. snood) flunkies lunched at Mr. Cotes'
hotel, sod his pie not entertainment was illuminated
in oh. It honour at the expeoes ni tbe ratep oats. Like
Pima's Robert, Mr. flotn, sines then, would seem
I.', re zard • "Lord Mare's flunkey as one of the
greatest personages in the laud, and everybody else
but nobody." lam afraid, however, the railway com-
pany will not be materlilly influenced by Mr. Cotas'
objection to " endear" people brushing against hia
goga.reils on the 'synth day. but will rather c impale
the interest. of I,* public first If Mr. Cotes should
really be unsble to stand such plebian contact, he does
not need to be reminded that there are two sides to the
Tweed.

I AY 01413 to Imar from "a tradesmen" that the Early
Closine Movement comaisoord on Wednesday last.
He Worms me that 0..1y seven or eight tradesmen
hays yet signified their sesent. I suppose It. besets,'
the others hey* sot been ...Med, or, on doubt, as the
poet Lmreste singe they would " all loin hands." If
they don't, why let the public take a lemon from
Cothar side Channel and Boy-cot than.

With reference to the alleged charge of neglect
against Dr. Turner, which is still sub juclia, and.
tlprefore, may fairly be left wit out comment, I
would state that the affidavit sworn t, in the Poole
wlme-c art wart made after the reporters had left, and
therefore our contemporary the Howki was gra-
Whom's, furnished from some extrano.n• source sritn
• sorry. Had it been forwarded to the office of the
Tekrinstt should on the principles of fair-play have
cleaned noticing it.
MLR awn Pans.

NARROW Escum.—The natural remit of being
visited by traction engines is • crowd o! eager
anxious youogsters. On Niooday lad as • couple of
brie poaderous looking madders (with their various
applianoes attached) were procusdlog past the vicsrae,
a little boy, between five sad six years old, named 4,,
Outier,slipped off the cob the moment It was passing,
his bead falling near the wheel. Had it not bees for
the presence of mind of a playmate named Fry, who
dragged him out of the way, the oonsegueoces might
have been most serious.

THE LATE SQUABBLE : ANOTHER POLL ORDERED.

QUERN'S BENCH DIVISION.
TUESDAY.
(Before. Mr. Jodie* Dzinum and Mr. Justice

HAWKINS.)