The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1879-03-04 00:00:00

Uaj4t,

Sir Frederick Perkins the Liberal member for South..
mateon ho. expreseed hi s intention of not again seeking
the sdfrages of the conatituency.

It ii
no; sui,l that Sir Henry Drummond Wolff will
probably succeed Mr. Layetd as our amliasssdor at
But the Turk. have had "Wolf ...wolf
cried ei often, that they will not he likely to behave an
the mutt) 'f inch an appointment. —Piga,
When rue sees the flies that has been made to get off
tr,,N, an,l notes that well-nigh the whole of the
regimente in the country have been more or leas drawn
IS to complete the small contingent sent to South Africa,
eastannot but fancy what would be the state of things
were men required suddenly for fore go service !
...hies is put out of gear by a little war
is Zululand, whatever would happen if a big European
Zs! 'rem ton break out In which we had to take • part t
It. toe serious a question to answer. —Figaro.
it i. well that during the period of euspense
th• .; mernanent is not asked why they sanctioned the
commencement of the war and the invasion of Zululand
with 'ohs fore. that the defeat of MO Itritish and MO
aitivetr .ips made it necessary for the British Commander
tu moist, for the British force* to act strictly on the
dies...ire. snit pot the lives of the population in pent
The nne-tion will hare tia be asked and answered. For
the nolatiry ili•a•ter lord t'helmsfort !UST he moiety
rr•Psni'ile. For the worst consequences of that disaster,
eel tif the Apo-ailing peril. the a towernment which
.4.11q1.115.1 the larat ion sof commencement of the war
With t insititnt force is responsible. —Figaro.
AT seemingly, the borouiih's pnasperity is
hietotrel lir the state of Im.iness at the poll e court, Joe,
en Monday la.t, the magi•trate incidentally alluded to
the la- that there were a number of person• again before
,drharzeil with being drusk. Were the time. getting
Oler hi. worship &eked. Mr. Hemingway, the basd
',doable. replied that he hoped the times were improving,
we have been s err slack lately." We hope our
realer, will mole, what ibis notion of the head conetabl •
Irsr•liff I. as taste inks.n.rement in the times. Happy
toliff, with such a tn.:a-drat. anal such ahead constable !
aceonling to them, England will not be In her
Peak a.zein till the majority of the nation gets locked
op f biting drunk awl incapable—P..9er.-
Itn'itinit • Fr VE—The fentous feat of Mondial has. it
nue I•ien surpassed. The Toronto Giabo of Jan.
inn an si.c.onat of one of the moot daring festal, if not the
fo which has ever been accomplished in
mush. It appears that on the previous afternoon Mr.
Ammer Wellaee " rode his horse across the ice bridge—a
•erY ifilfieolt feat in itself list, not satisfied with this, he
...Mit of the ice mountain at the base
!!!. Aluencan fall. The sight from the cliff, on the
' 'l•4-t le, which were covered with visitor.. was
Mowly the horse toiled up the steep, slippery
thr
'lthe great ice eine. winding round the footpath till .11,111rIlt we. reached. Here envelopeil in a cloudy
huoi which coneealed the white cOne itself, horse and rider
loakelyke a weinl apparition suspended in robliair. For
mess tune the home went careering about over the crests
eoe where one fal e step might hare hurled both
01 011 hi. rider into the fathomter foaming gulf full 70
,0t "low Presently the dating horseman rode slowly
the Pa'h. and crewing the id bridge • second time.
.._-0!"1 the (lunette& side both he and the horse being
...ached with spray."
Stab rer BROXIMITIA. CONI.I,IIIIIIN,
'•11. i. DR. PULIIONIC Ws rres.—Mr.
Jin to, Fleet-street, Bury, writes.—" have great
iwt•ure in recomomniling the Wafers, knowing that they
r ettre remedy, itr." In &ethane, consumption,
rou,h. rime gout, rheumatism, and all
"Pltli,all anal nervous ro;iplaints, instant relief anal a
lel rare is si.sn by Dr. imek's Wafers which taste
1,;",4140,t1Y. Sold by all druggist, at Ils lid and Cs 01 per

Iloctowar's °mynas? Pmts. —For tho cure of
t'alds. wooed., and ulcers. this Justly celehrated
ttntasent stands unrivalled. It. hulestntic "rt.".
,ttit!r.zisszidication, lull the pain nod
. smarting,
errs, from th• sir. give to the
7"."1. the vigour necessary to heal the .ors, and confer
the 1.1404 a parity which permit' It maly ba Lai do•li
rth, Atoll in Place of that destroyed. Hollsmar'e SAM.
-44„°1!aleoulr taken, roust said this ointment's
set" "14 soothing Power. Together Aro isedicies•
tta .harrs : no invalid after a fair trial, hiss found
?az I v.,
tulesso.' we, or to completely cum hi._Tin combined action of the ointment and pino,
larniall.lo We Ireestitibil I. be vithelood.

FACTS AND FANCISS.

dir iroiaous NOOKU. obrocedind laak
ector.

VEGrf ARIAN Howatorsurr.—All lb. Ms to which
flesh is heir can be cured by katvills.
What is the trial of the Glasgow City Bank threaten
tolthe trials of the City Buck shareholder%
A COOK who could not mike pancakes Wormed kW
mistress that oho objected, on principle, to trittar IWO,
her time
Rano Tinge t Toe Crry —Hard-up City Ilan (to Clerk
who wants a rise) :—"llaU.a-crown a week mon—
imporible ; hut—(happy thought) 131 toll:Swn what 111
do for you, 111 take you into tartaershlit"
•

A Etti.rt RZWISISCINCL—Nwtrus :-- Oh, nary,
always forget to eat you, how Is it we've had the
late for the last week or two! Does the boy not CM
Lit time r Mary :—Oh, yes, nita, Inn we and cook, we'
got • ticket in the Parish Exhibition ra'n• and the num
bers do take such • time to reed throucL of • monthe •
" it WAS a Degas.“—At Deal on Monday • sailor was
sainix,
sentenced to two months' imprisonment for re( to go
t 0... with his ship, his reason being that he hat t
the barque in quest.on would be lost. We gym Me
with the seaman, whose sentence seams a deal too avers;
we suppose that two months imprisonment was • thing
4 woe, dreamt of.

Ova firsgyit Soctstr.—We ban a beautiful Birk
Benefit Society, awl, as we was all pretty strong and
hearty, and never. we need to have • nice little row
yinial "singooni evening twice a week with the husk
When, one day, an old boy joined the society. That old
boy had "sick us." written all over hint. Well, he got ill
there and then, and, if mull believe it, he stock at it
regular. 'flaws he'd sit, enjoy in' taon alter "allot o'
medsun and drawing his fifteen shit a week atel-pay.
We 'ad to keep 'lm—we couldn't tit ill; we only got to
pay Upon, shillin • week, Well, we got to that pitch
we wouldn't stand it no longer ; so we all made • despit
effort and went ill. And that old boy wee pronoeuxed
roost and—be `be !—couldn't git ill no more, so he hot
ad to keep the lot on us—and a site o madams we sot
through too—oh no !

From
A GOOO Woaa roa aaa LT PLAca.—Yoaag Perim
(applying for boinetnald'• place): "A young Mr a• lived
)ou as cook. mom, told me u you au I very alto
woman to get on with!

MIIIPLAC ZD CII•RITY.—Oo coming out of chunk Omura
Sir Talbot de la Poar Sanarasel Ls so .truck by ta• beauty
of the &Whoop aky, that he furcate to hut na his flak
and Lady Joao. (who le rather near-sighteo drops I peaky
Into it

INSCRIPTION AND DESCRIPTION (FOR PAILLJAIEZEIt
EDDA el./um:kr, *spinals pe rt• at. [Plenty 01 alaq UMW.,
bilk IV 1.10.u.1

Arivict ro Tu. Cmaar.—(Br • Retail D*410.1-012
taking orders: Think Into, before yhu take theta to the
Clergy Co-operative Stone.
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" BIM POIIIIDENTIS.°--C1611•8411f (to thrifty redly
who has recently taken • nude ferns): "W.O 'Mostar,
ysaU glee your vote to Squire Suoddy at tan next
election foam: "NO. I shan't I hi ftot 'lane
and I wean to luny 'an myself —I beset • goile to gf 'U.
to nobody I r

IMPOIIALISS ISEICCLSIII.
Dr. Johnson aineadad.
Defy mankind from Reside to PIM
Aud then maim Irom Althea to Zulu.
CORONATI.IB, NUN FILEATIIB.
"Ill• Folio, much to ble credit. has respectfully alined
Dr. Newman • Cantinas Net. TIN venerable Doctor,
panty to his credit, bas respectfully declined the
h mom."
• Cardinals Hal Fancy Newman in that,
For the crows Co*OT his ate, Mambas *pr..'!
Tis Me good sad great head that would honour the hek
Not the hat that would amour Me bead.
Thsre's many • priest crams II: no wonder hi waives it,
Or that we, the eolled bead-cover smanialti
Facial's' with one breath, as., diatinetwe of
" Would they wish Newsman reeked with 04 !Deeming r

A LIMON.
" Pas ea aa Amen dean:"
John Bull soliloquises
I can't stand being leasoood. 'Tls not nice
At any Uwe from foes to take advice;
And when the heart is hot with rags sad ici
That In /mitt vengeance fain would amok relief.
The preachers of cool canton, and good heed,
Write their trite text of "more haste sod wren speed.
Appear, to those who crave revenge'. halos
Mars lukeitiarm counsellors of Crlivelk
Yet, nit 'tis true that patience salts more pluck
Than fierce and fiery haste to run a-mtick.
To fervid patriot seal and pride of race
Yaws are at times e'en harder foes to faos
Than those bloodthirsty hordes, dorm, vengeful. swift.
To my heroic handful as Rorke. Drift,
Or rel loam:dole I Thouebte of that rain
Of murderous assegais will are icy brain I
First I triu•t h.inour, sod avenge, the slaia ;
Illy breve deo hundred must sot die In vale.
Not fur the drat time Blunter has given scope
To Britiiih valour ;—would that I dared hops
'Ti. foe the lent I That madly glorious soma
Should teach rash headinem and still routine
Some needed lemons On revenge's track
Thom who watch o'er my waridog• are not slack.
I hope they're BUIS and .41. 169 they've been swift
Yet wise prevention Is far better thrift
Than curs bowe'er complete ; nor jail wise
Rashly to make, or recklemly despise,
B'.. savage foemen. They ere fool. who "earn
Sound lessons though • frieb, I'M guns to learn !

RHYMES FOR THE TIMES.
No. IV. ROnags DRIFT.
Five hundred eon. I Broad eau of Time
O'er a deaf world b.ve surged and rolled,
Since the firat lowly Cbristmu chime
Rang out its note of virgin gold.
Pew came two thouund years Aeo—
lian would not groat her. Ile chugs we
Ye fools and blind I Light from on high
The bitable soul illnuatues nUll;
But doila Ii• better rays deny
To hearts full•swollen In ullish will,
Monett gobs; ever and anon,
Heaven's waruing down. Five hundred gone
Fond dreamers they, whom visions nursed
I peaceful tures for human woes:
When the black cloud of battla burst
Over the sad Climate snows,
Had (oily winter. welcomed 111
Peace, as if Christendom were kin.
Alu, how oft on England's heart
Palled those brief years of tranquil life I
How would our wakeful cession. Marl
At *very sound of distant strife;
WM's at nigh cry of diaaccord,
And whet for war the ready @weed:
Oer.panapered with each peaceful glory,
Won, step by step, through toll and skill,
We traced u r fathers' martial story,
And would not bur tbil " Peace, be sUll r
The angel etched, and Red from man;
And angry Rattle a• 14001 again.
AY, reigned Indeed : from shore to shore
Ills devilish triumphs boos been woo;
And statecraft Yu. of yore
To mar what better hands bare don.;
Till, sudden as the trump or doom,
War claims of her his hecatomb.
Ye restless rulers of the Slate,
fielf•Unselled in your pomp and pride,
Think of the bootee loft desolate,
Think of the hero, who have died;
And posse, us mad Ambition's rads,
Makes very Mercy veil bat face.
What hit tout if others rave,
When England lays her wassail's down/
The leland.queen„ who ruled the wave,
Wurs still the Iron in bar crown:
Full aa of old the life-blood rune
Through the great hearts of England's soma
Not in the days of bow and near,
And deadly counter band to
God Ness them l—kneer they Is.. . . .

—nun when, with small undulated band.
Our Broutheed 'seed that saver* UM
Prvm dark to dawn, through Aldo alight
Still tremble on the verge of death
Tim hearts that haul SD mom from rao
Still hold we back the primate breath.
la silent cry on beaded knee:
The souls that pray, pray yet the more;
Down, ye that never prayed before
Prey Heaven, that yet with humbled heart
The eternal brae we may learn,
That stuumro • craft and rtateemaa's art
. .

• -07;iiii;—u;s7i Li" 7.1.747:
And biersthe no. our load WWI bleat
Whose strength should be In quietness.
11. C. K. in the Insld.

THROAT IRRITAIIOII. —Soreness and dunes', tickling
and irritation, inducing cough and affecting the voice.
For these symptoms ass 'a Glycerin* Jujubes.
Glycerine, in these agrssabis confoctions, being in
proximity to the glands at the moment they are
excited by the act of sucking, becomes actively heal-
ing. &Ad only in 61. awl 1.. boxes, labelled
" JANIS Errs and Co., Houiceopathic Chemist.,
London." A letter received: "Gentlemen :—lt may,
perhaps, interest you to koow that, after an extended
trial, I have found your Glycerine Jujubes of con-
sbierable benefit (with or without medical treatment)
In almost all forms of throat disease. They soften
aid clear the voice. In DO CAIN can they do any
harm.—Youre faithfiallr,G.snos Ifouisa,L
Senior Physician to the Municipal Throat and Foe
Infirmary."
ROOSACN WATER —Sri Tohle Water known. I prefer
It to the other lltheral Waters before the public. (Pro-
fessor Wanklyn's Report). Sold everywhere. Retail 6s.
per death Pints; 8.. tier &wen (lumen Original packages.
containing 50 Quart Class Bottle.. 10,, or 100 Pint ditto.
465. ebach Company, limited. 16. Fiesberr-circila
London, E. C.

Conusirrtos is Coatatz.-41. certain method of cure
has been discovered for tide dietressies complaint by
• physician, who is desirous that all selterers may hessent
from tine providential di/bowery. It is beyond all doubt
the most remarkable remedy of the see. Thousuad, have
been cured by it Full particalara of the rersedMs grill be
sent by post to any person free of charge.—Addrees
Worttsts.lo. Oxford-terrace, Hyde Park Loudon.
Wyesurits! R ITT'S PIRIS BLCZ. —The marked
superiority of this laundry blue over all others, and the
quick appreciation of it. merits by the public, have been
attended by the usual roe It,, via, • flood of imitations.
the merit of the latter mainly consists in the ingenuity
exerted, not simply in insilating the square shape, bat
snaking the general appearance of the wrapper, resemble
that of the genuine article. The ca!taufactners beg
therefore to caution all buyers 0 see ' Reckltes Paris
Blue" on each packet.

CUM COMM-WM —Thowands dli sonnally throush
neglecting a simple cough or cold. HILLS MEDICATED
BALSAM gives immediate relief and oonspidely tures
coughs. wide, ialluense, asthma, substanow, is agreeable
to taste, sad can b• taken by the most delicate edulte
and children Testimonials have been received from all
parts of the world. Bold la bottles la led. Is. 9d., kid,
and Ile. by the maker, 'ward HUh Wells/co, Boater-
mt. Lyndon agents: Barclay sari Sons, arriagdow
street and P. Bulger arid Sone, LW Oxford-street. and
MW other chemists throughout the Caeca. Try II
and recommend it to your Meads. Local waist Bente
sad Co, Brtdport ; A. J. Inas Dorchester.
A BRCS= worm comma II I)SkLigg wry'
Clarna, son Surer Dunuozw—laliniteiwelly samll
would be the loss IA yours. Clattle sad flimsy by
Morn at th• trying Beams of Odd,. Meet, aad
Halo they were pat under shelter sad • Dayist
and Hewitt." "Rid Drench' sod "Gasses. "
admit:dewed, se the ldad of Oman me
"atone isee to the Farmer. during bad La.„lnit3
be prevented by doling with the "Rid
highly fed Ewes ass week before they lamb. And la
of Debility, Dierrhaik o Takamilos is re
,_ use
abmik Lambs, and Oalves, a dame or two of the
' Gammas old" is of all rowed's, the most ads mod
the west elketive.-41, Dwastwatist, Bikkomblei.
Limbs, W.