The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1879-12-23 00:00:00

(From Pius)

Coorsouxo —C doctor (o Brown, oho I. pretty nearly
Pumped out ilb rooming to mach hi. e ones -
"Airjht.r. all right—Joe% llorry o ireell, you're
'Cl01•11110 &MOW THAN BUT..—Totesty :—" Wkst
does it mean, Sir, 'isr lee op soasetlios for • Noy awr—
Sissy :—" Doi% kale. Twenty: 'sport it toessa borrowing
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THE WAITS.
They've our., again, they've COM. •rais.
Moth j ir they're certain as the fetes,
Throe dreadful instrumental men,
Those noisy, eleep-dtatneetass Welts.
I lie enrept in Morpheus' arms,
Ohlivloos of my love. and hate.;
What Ars my maul with vetoe el arms
And wakes me up I nom dreadful Waite
The guardian "1 the eight goes by,
o'.l would hl. trunch• on break their pates.
Or even run them in! Then I
Would gees the man who'd story .1 the Waits.
They play the waltz, the comic gong.
Qu deities of I les-forgotten date.:
My very dos, I know. unmet long
To taste • sample of these Walt,.
He bowls aloud, an 1 will not hush
His walling cry. and iodinates
Hew, ortrestraila he'd love to mat
And rend and t ar to bets those Waite.
And, after Christmas, tuneless band,
Whose mir>ie no my SOWN* grates.
Fetal try me Ii a b ih to land
Anil get it (Ayr the 140, my Waite.
THE FATES OF THE PLO FENS.
They puffed and panted side by side,
rwir 6'l.d one Hall with row,—
Their j nut. are severed far ant wide.
Where are those musters now 1

THERE is nothing more nourishing and warming in
cold weather than a cup of really good cocoa, but the
difficulty has been to obtain it pure. This may be
secured at a cost of one halfpenny for a large break-
fast cup by using Cadbury's cocoa essence, which from
three times as far SA the adulterated and starchy
compounds ordinarily sold, the smallest packetmaking
fourteen breakfast cups of strong cocoa.
THE THVEDEIXE EEPIEIUMINTH.—The moult of the
Woolwich experiments has shown that the greater the
eirapace between the cartridge and the projectile, the
less pressure there was ou the gun. The theory that
the shot had slipped forward and the bursting was due
to the air-space, is therefore disproved.
THE SINTILYCES ov "Tx' CLAIMANT." It is
announced that the Attorney-General has granted his
fiat for a writ of error in the case of the Tichborne
Claimant, upon doubts whether the Court had the
power to pass sentence ~f penal servitude upon each
separate count of the indictment. The Claimant warn
sentenced to seven years penal servitude on each of
two indictments for perjury, by Mr. juices make,
in the (peen's Bench Divhdon, on the 28th February
__l
1874. The question is whether the terms of
servitude ought not to be served at the same penal
instead of one after the other

HOLLOWAY.% PI LL& Easy digestion.—Thees admirable
pills cannot be too highly ittip
.reciated fur the wholesome
power they exert over ell &murders of the steam* liver,
bowels, and kidneys. They instantaneously relieve sad
steadily work out • thorough cure, and in its course dell
headache, bilimunem flatulence, and depression of mirite
It is wonderful to wstch the daily impronment of the
complexion, as Holloway's pills purify the blood and
restore plumpness to the face which bad lees both Gab
sad colour. Them pills combine every exosilenim
desirable in • domestic remedy. The most certain and
beneficial results flow from the occasional or of this
relatina medicine; even persona in health, or what
fenowing sedentary occupation, win And it an husk.
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