The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1878-12-03 00:00:00

Morsel Conutg Express.

TiIIICAT. DICEY:UR- & It

NOTES OP THE WEEK.

Th. Jima oitbpsos, ii-s—Talsi-s-rWATIsas uvery
funny ucthu of the bassi of Wags. This is bow a
ocosmosow Isodiai artiols as this war :

' • marl of the :lashes Oarrosedeass or 15.,...
shadow of deer apes the lard at sat ent rid
Ream es to the ampler J eroa sy
rf rEt urvassest. If It were required be led la
this editor a purse which hist earkers the
ears sad ashelease of all the tee rare& sad Nit Welt
closely orbited pars, we should wriest the fallowing
avertes her the Nearorredeas brf Lord Xeres of
=dated Ma/ is. ISTS : 'We lire sualortariely
are All badly link we stood sleet to
WI stresides for Ur rd er‘it=stsr:s.acksowlerlite
wherever Writ prove Thee. wire
Shore All bad sabred Wl= sad OMNI forward to
meet sa we were willies only fans ars impeder
alliance with hi.. We reposed to toad Mr. learn our.
rives free. aserdias to Ws iamb, wadi le reseed kora this
=a. ... Or polio of masterly Meottelty: or
el esesdhsi from ray Misr* aril ratters of
ray seppreseles 1111•0 rows laic surto.. danger. hes
1 owitillwed toe WM. sad lf it Is sealatsised will Ird as to
diesstss."

Ii other words—la JTslasysphass—haviat la the
time of his owed Vdd SW* Ali to go to the ,
atm that he barn schisved his aims mad sanaosated his
dielculdas, are justified la asking him to plass hie
clo7Orisistal Beale audit the foel al a bumptious
, and to swallow anything, however sanesoas,
that my Iprd Lykes, In his Milano wisdom, riz
choose to onweat to him. However. this Is a very
specimen of the argareents habitually adduced l* .H
public questions by ths argue of tbs Myteie Jew.

The IJoited irlaidom Alibied' apparently is about
to cltemre It. frost fiir Wilfrid Lemma, speeldas
it litooltdale last sink Sad, that, sating under tbe
advice of hieeds—eed Ite implied that Yr. Bright
was oat of them—be Amid sot soda Woodlice %,
Peruthelre Rill, but would proceed by resolatkm

A o ispond.nt writing toe London joornal, Woad
for yp.chy and advice regarding • nuisance he was
oompelled to endure—that of • neighbour (the nephew
of • widow) who performed on a °omit three boors
every evening. In reply, "Nested? merest' that
the annoyance might be muntersoted 414
rob:
me of a French horn, • tromboae. or **
Anyone of them, he my% would beat the Dorset
for noise, end the Waseca of the estimable widow
lady will quickly be brovot to bear adversely on the
mneleal propeneidee of her sm. Another writer
recommends • retaliatory performance on • big drom,
the eateetatameat to 0011111011000 12111011diaitly the lint
at the comet are beard; or, if that were aot
to hire a powerful barrel organ.

ODDFILLOWII' Moaday, began ties
hmmtalliddraillc an 161,Plbstloo wee made for the
mars ur on the ocosioe of lite Oddfillows' dinner
at the JUDOIIOII Hotel this (iloodsy) night, —The
Bea& gloated the soonest:l,a.
Ketes Amt Bangor. —Edward Yeatmen, a sextet
in the eeoploy of Mr. Elmsford, of Bucklaad Mertes.
hae been admitted bit+, the Dorset County Hospital,
suffering from a severe fracture of the arm. It appears
the man was coming frost Sharbors• with a load of
cake when one of the horses shied at something pram
I. the road, and threw the unketunate man under the
team. He was seen by Dr. Mcluery's eadstant,
who advised his removal to the hospital, where he was
placed nadir the care of Mr. J. Tudor.
TN' arrangements for the forthmusing aboofte hare
his. made as follows :—Northent, Lord JusHee
Theater and Mr. Justice Li/easy; Western. Mr.
'unties Mellor and joutioe Plaid Oxford, Mr. Heron
Ruddlestou and Mr. Jostles Try; Midland, Lord
Ookaidg• and Mr. Justice 0r0,..: Routh-eastera,
the Lord Cldef Baron and Lord Jostles Gatos ;
Northamittern, Lord Jostioe Brett and Mr. Justice
Lopes ; Rooth-Wales, Mr. Justka Hawkins; North
WSW. Mr. Jostioe Monisty.
lu Gas Ooorsirr eve notice of an intended
=IVou to the Board of Trade for a provielosel
enable them to enlarge their warka. If
seoessary, and also to nipple the following parietals
with p. :.--Stinsf Id, West Sit rd, Came, Herring-
stone, Moulders, Mertinstown, Bradford Pewees% and
Charmineter. They further Intend to apply for power
to supply any other artificial light in 114 PO of gas if It
should at any time hereafter be found expedient la to
do, either by electricity, magnetism, or other like
agency Misers Symoade and Son are the local
solicitors I. the matter.

Ilgrrigerrr A rstiarics.—At the Pembroke Collage
'Ports on Wednesday sad Thursday the lielde were
lone nod well contested. We notice W. H Stanfield.
eon of Mr. W. )(oilfield, Portenhans Home, was
+monad the onmpetitors. In the seccud heat of the
aarps.„..die handicap he come in first, winning by tw•
in El 2 5 sec. mid linishisg the whole race Ins
two yard. in front of the third the time In
the last heat being 22 15 or In putting the weight
he was owed —26 ft. Mit. Is the Greg beat of the 100
yards raos be was second. In the hurdle ram. 110
yards. he was first—dem 10 1-5 sec. In the half-nolle
Worlimp he cone In the third.
Fonewrm's Funead...—Ou Saturday last wen in-
terred at the Ommtary. altars airy brief ileac. the
reaming of Ben, if. Jenkins, one of the oldset members
of Court " Progreso." No. 3026, Doeximeter. At
half-put two the members attended at the residence
of the deceased in Trinity-street, where the burial
service connected with the Order of Foresters was iss.
reeettrely read by P.O.R. Shernold after wldch the
Inman' wee borne to their last resting place by many
ng the hertlawns of to dierradol% nvrn Mart The
Rs,. H. Everett. motor of Holy Trinity,
the solemn and beautiful burial service of .LerfOrwi Church
of England, at the ocacissica of which P.O.R. Miles
road the Forester's address it the gram Tito dionsed
bad been • member of the above Court for over 26
=holding many of its oases andthe more
tent °Moe of trustee. His age Was
Ti. SterreiTlMEl Cum Came Snow—The Seal
arranwenteste for Use forthcoming Gettig Show were
°remolded on Friday. There is an lacrosse of has
stook, especially in the cattle beyond that of
last year. The Queen will as usual, be • large as.
Widmer in the Damn mod shorthorn derma, from the
Home gad Norfolk Farms at Windsor, a• will as
amoagat the pigs, whilst the Prince of Wales will
amoste in the game cattle demo, and with the Duke
of Richmond and Gordos and Lien Waleingiuun Is
the sheep elegem There will be • larger show of
machlsery than on say previous occarion, and some of
Ms principal makers-IMM exproneed • desire to show
their productions tinder working Means power, but the
point hag not yet bees deterwlesci
A 9117P1D 'arnica—lf the world is mostly
peopled with fools—Dorchester need Dot complain
that it haa not It. goose& A young Idiot (who
for his own skin's mks we will Worm him le
well spotted) Is endeavouring to emulate the
printer of Weymouth, the AM-diesel "Spring=
Jack." who lately had to cry swami in a moot tem
some way. This silly boy has lately been Imelda. the
South Walks the mass of his exploits, asd shown his
Mess of smallness by jumping out suddesly ham
behied • tree and frightealag unprotected women. Of
course be le • coward, and sow that on. or two young
fellows with trolled-Wm Wye bees waiting for him
for the aca few nights, ise has not dace Ames hie
craven Inc.. He may rent oonteut that U caught both
he and dame who anoonr.l. him orW be, as the
Americus say, pretty rrraNy "sat on.,
Sumer or WASTREL CUILDIVIN.--011 MOIOII7,
before Mr. J. G. Gregory and Ur. Doak Job Sod
woo summoced to show cause why he should not pay
1.. • week tower& Um oupprri of Ida Widnes in the
Formidable training ship, .Portiabead —The children,
who bad been much imilootod blxitheir Maori Wee
brought up on November 11th, are Or,
and Mr. Demuish, by whom the ceder was Vaddlirre
their being gent to the ship—Seal declared he had
only had ilre and • half day's work linos the Monday
the children were had up.-114. Davis, We have ally
to melee rim order; you ought to My, for you Iwo
your children kept for you; what would they Wm
dose if they had not Wen rant to the school I—Seal
They would have had to catch whet they mg& _
Isepeotor Coward They would have had to beg their
living, sir; that is what they bays had to do for man
pant—Mr. Smarm& : You will be ouly inorreeing the
II you don't pay.—Ordered to nay 11 • week,
'ZS Tossa that if he dial not pay his goods would be
seised, or he would he seat to prism
Putnam IN rae PERM. —The work of •
and esoecially of promohers of grem polgie
Ii a Micah one in view of tbe proem Matra of our
satimal aloha There are pigsty of irascible people
who "Sr. up" if they happeo to hear a minister speak
boldly sad plainly upou the subjects which are Jost
sow eD/TOlSint public thought and attention, and who
will tall you hotly, and with an anapheals lateaded to
made the question. that :bay don't like " politica in
the pulpit." Them is, no doubt, a certain politioal
use which may be made of the pulpit which is to he
de and oindeenned ; but, upon the other band,
It ha' to a pretty peso with Christian comma
Limas if a preacher is not to be allowed to look at peat
mamal events and great spasetioca of national policy
is tari I gilt of the macisiog of the Sermon OD the
Mount. It is curious that we should bear the strongeog
objection to attempts by Cluiat an ministers to instil
the docariose of Christianity Into the minds of Use
refersoce
has. man .to the fulibteardtisof
aasfnsal
In their de==o • " natioual a.. ascot
There i!
emestidaonoore than weakness and cowardice In the
" Welsh all mierenee to political notice
pulpit i there is • radical misco=rayf
the release, of Christianity I. mooletT.
is for Balms and for gnat peak bedke as well as for
Inalvklogis. It is to be admitted, however, that
den-men are not always wise, ems In the pulpit,
and it is not it.,, David whom. go forth somendully
to battle with Goliath —Christian Wswid.
LAND LIM LADOOL—Apprimi rat mere MO ready
to taro the allowed grievances of the labourers ia LIM
or elsewhere into a weapon sealant the special objects
of their animal:,, the lan, of primogenital, aad
estop, and the cMMesoe and inlluesse y of a
ciase of large landed
criticising the lawsP=the 42,11=
:Pr
ausielewasho Mid owriolMeet frost one of the two
mem tamers la the
Aria:laird Labour-I;We% mite seetain
alterations to facilitate lb. _t ci dw
for the labourna Os Ude palm however, ilelit
larva did sot follow him; wit& as -to the wider amut
of ma gemlike, the aramialen named
=Mr condition of Me boner of the poet as
some extent le far seperkw la that of them
either to lebeurers themselmi or to mesons
who had'boeiibt lead for bringing labourers Into the
=of possant proprietors, or, ea it is expand,
the people back to the lead. It meet be
remembered that the yeomanry, or freehold farmers,
who ram had mooli of die soli of
iheagyzaLmaraly &Fred, not frogs nay 50.10.
aimed Man, not by any marked
ohms% but by Me anis °pastime of that power of
free Omelet of land which reformers an anzicsaa
to extead, sad which =and thaw who (Goad it
=too sell their f to part with them to
proprietors who la We trait AM
is bah ides will prevent the Kentish
=B4 whatever Mar ineemdlate rosnlia, tram pr••
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