The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1864-11-29 00:00:00

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MOVE ON I! MOVE ON I I -MRB. GRUNDY
INSULTED.

Weymouth, 23rd November, 1864.
Dims Ml•reras Human. —When yet rote to I
to come up about yer "Riots,"-7.., Pie sad rice*
in made I any, come I knowd twos only • yew
unruly boys who ood • ben quiet mu/ if I add but
• run up to Dodgeeter as • used • little rod, which I
always apply we. wanted; an I tall yer ow loads
used an. I ood • put ee about the con who broke a
bed cost, an I ood • bet en till be aid be ooden do it
no more; an then I ood tarn too at yer mob, ea 1
ood say goo whom* yer set ov oarulye ; as if they
Mem ino the very inhume Mrs Greedy led the
ward. why I Mist • Elvin mown. I sod =she em
quiet. I god Mow els that 10 good lusty chase
undar Mrs. Greody'e orders ood be quit* emit to
keep otder la tiodgeeter ; ea 1 ooden me a sta we.
saybody ood know rho mob tbickbsd.ssoodbs
met we as etch bocomioos omildan be • broken
Inoue breakers the weapon. Bet this want
to be, an so the poor rate-payer. in Dodgegor,
sad Dimon, 00l are to suffer ; but ,
I es it ; 'twee Dedicator pe*'• own hafts
nonstbe am, me we. I went to t 6 WI in 0000 r of
the ministry, the two hiroamoogere h•ds't • shut
Ploughs, an so yew hew ws domed in the stone
clime of yer tows all; the runiatis sive • eollered I
sem dam, ea I ben in bed To, dem wick.; an I
midis a rote to yer DOW but I ave • ben insulted by
yer oorporsahme, an yer mare said it, as did'nt she
no notice, an twadden wore my vies; en if all yer
"special-s" doe't know my motto, why I'll tell em, an
'tie this, IDIDO am impose lactose& Well, I wee a
guise to toil yer, I sad to my Mary Jane, see I,
Mary Jane, jut pal in that new lute at clothes that
Fee!' •clil.mede vo,. my now footasa, an so the did,

an she looked jist be i young man; au 1 Bed goo up 1
to Dodgestsr an bring 1 beck word all about it (an '
don't tall am I be obliged to be in bed), an put a
pipe in yer mouth, an then yer 00l look like oone
ov the "specials." Well, avers she was ardly out ov
the trans she was • toad to " move on," an
every word ovary body ad everywhere was
"move on," till °owe ov em end that there was
proof of more unity in Dedgester than was
ever knowed avore' • vor the Mite was actually
matted by John Brown • an people end what a appy
thing tie to are 000 doctor help another, cause two
ov • trade seldom egress; but Mary Jae aye that
the rids reason wae that something desperate was
expected, an that Dr. Brown bikes desperate oases
on 000ditions. Well,lll tell pr ow I was hinadted ;
why Mary Jane put • bet o taps round sr arm, an
up she looked likes "special," and ktsaying "move
on :" an wen ebe went into the all to yea all she
could vor 1, Osamu if MOOT come in we his 10 meo,
an wen the chat (my Mary Jens wooden tell where
the mare, Meister@ Bonet, or Briar was chief); but as
I was gains to ray, the chat axed with ell the
pomposity of • beniperor of all the mho's, " What
Smar am
report r an Ce Hm sed that all thatoompany
add • seed in was • wold ooman, an that
Me rand away, that he coodan knock er dorm
amine she rand sway, an he thought as how twee
void Mrs. Greedy! Much like • special's him prams'
• calico we wold ! an I can tell per mare an oorpora-
shun,an yer "special." too,that void mother Grundy
(re they got the bimpudenos to call me) never runs
away ; and though they do manage to vrighten the
ratepayers out of the town, they 00l never make I run
away as long as I got a bit ov life or coman's bind in
me ! Wold mother Grundy sun away crow yer
" specials I" Boob insult proves that per oorpormbun
elo measure I we there own bushel!

lye.. is • purty espeos yet have got into,
jig as tied toold be; I twold 'sr some time ago
that the ratepayers cod be • tried for manalatighkir,
sod only Pat see what • narrer escape they awe a
add now; vor if thick tiler staff Addeo • bin •
wold rotten one, why the chap ood a bee killed,
an then the order vor a kill= ood • ben proved
to • cow vroin yer corporashun,who as I always says
be the servanta of the ratepayers, an so the rate-
payers be ensemble. Now Ido want to know why
the Corporsahuo gived the people leave to let of ilre-
works when they koowed,if they know anything.that
Is contrary to law They aid they madden roll tar
barrels, an this was the only thing they wadden to
do ; and to yer see that QS, there handbill
twold as plane as • handbill could sneak that
they could let off fireworks in the stress
and if • pleoeman cheated to be papered, why all be
add to do was to ask Toni. Wait • bit—beret. •
letter "On her Majeety's service."— Oh dear II
Here's • party mess U Mach ado about nothing I !
Georgey Gray writes to Mrs. Grundy to know bow
to , an ask whether there is cold steal
in rde;:d end
eter barracks to back Meister P—, the word
is an badly written, bat begins we P and ends we
Y— oast be penny or parry ; but nevermind who tin,
I'll rite at ono, to Georgsy an xay that there is
steel* me iii 000 e cm my weld crinnylinee to put
down all the riots in Dcdgester ; an if he 00l only
leave it to 1, be °out year any more ov it at all
What& party expense yer town ia a got into n0w,200
haltcrowns tot 200 specials I oodeo I like to be yer
town adviser,l ood a,. yore undred next time,an that
ood be 60 pones vor 1 enabled ow 23. Depend pon
it yer magtstrates be like sea gulls—they 00l @wailer
anything; an if they were twold that • lag o'
wheelers ood be • burned out at the top ov the gas
ono) chimbley they ood swear in 200 specials at
coca an pay em 3e. 6d. every time the bell do go
"ding dons ;" and depend pat it the, 00l be many
ov em who 00l look beck an get rnghtened at there
bone shade. In lAILIDOD there is mach talk about
reducing the harmy in India, and to put am at
Dorlgeeter till the riots be over, or till things be
better • managed.
1 same seed yer like I Yee town doot keep no
ackonnta, an to yer 00l vind wen they do come vor
the rake ; asi if yer do put all the No, ones and the
twoes together, ler 00l at. • party penny to pay. 1
twold yer lest time that 1 were a terrible comae 'tor
viggers, but bimetal • aid the barrow account yet,
an I dont mean to as vor in no more ; but if he
idea • publuilied I'll take stops—lll as yer to lead
1 the pewee fly the 4th relate to show the ratepayers
the realm OUT keepen they in the dark ; depent pun
it yet be all in queer street, or this there
ackount cod • ben published avors this. I
used to he rood of • drink t • t my dearly
beloved husband in his lifetime sever could
touch, and twee what we called " jumble," an twas
mad of all sorts, and I do bet think what a contrast
there tall be beteeeo the drink an the burrow
account
Hotter Dedgester I This town do gee I more
trouble than my own town—Waymouth. Here is
Mary Jane wee • telegraft front George, Gray to
no wot he's to do we Dodgester,en wether can
be conveyed vast soul by rail vrom thee=rent
aneenicals to 1 cant say no more.
I mica, OWOVOf . tell yer asimmtit spicey, nothing
can be more spicier I yeard that Williams awe a
:old Um lying oronical. Yee no, twisiden many
yaws ago that he sed the same thing, but that was
°edgy a boar ; an the proprietor, who was • re-
gistered, was no more the owner ov tbe thing than
Mrs. Grundy was. Rat there, if there waditen no
deception in tbe world, void mother Greedy (as yer
corporsabun calls I) podia be wanted; so tis • had
wind that blows nobody no good.—Yer umble
arrest, MRS. GRUNDY.

DORCHESTER.—RsOOOsmou or Satirical.
For some time pest Drum-Major Burton, of the
Dorset Militia, has been engaged in instructing the
boys composing the Lynaington drum and (ifs band.
The engagement baring recently terminated, the
lads, in order to show their appreciation of his
auocessful teachiag, have presented him with • very
handsome Church Service, ass memento of his vied
to Lymington, and their kind feeling towards him.
Master Henry Palmy, being the senior boy. pre-
sented Mr. Burton with the Church Seniors, end in
the natue of the band thanked him for his kindoein
towards them oblige ender ine skilful tuition. The
boob contains the following inscription "Presented
to Dreso.lLakir Barton by the bore of the 3rd Hants
Volunteer Rate Corps dram and fife band.
November 15th, 1664." Mr. Bortoo seemed very
mead'Jlssosd with this mark of biathlon, and u-
s hope that they would not forgot the
tketructioes be had given the=
Pitortosur Socierr.—The quarterly meeting of
the Memo society •asi held at the mores on Monday
evening, the 21et inst. Ilse chair we. oecepied by
Mr. (1. Wood. The minutes of the lam meeting
keying blearmid. tile secretary, Mr. F. Holland, read
the lZowing report :
“T'be oommitsee have again the pleasure to report
the eatiafactory working of the moiety during the past
quarter. They have takes in that period the saga el
Aft 54. for goods sold. awl Lave enrolled 26 new
nieniben. Our subscribed capital at the present lime
amounis to £236 O. lot. It will be perceived by the
subjoined stoical, nt, which must prove a source of
satisfaction to the members, that there reorients
beluga of £l3 its 3d. in favour of the society. thit
the dear pro& the committee nesonsmead these brume of
1,. 81. is the Lb. deel.red and pay, leaving shout £2
towards Ike newt dividend. Though the loot bonus de.
clued gm a tufts Heber, yet it must be remembered
that the stock nor in has %mounts to 117 more than
on the last occasion. :quire the 1.% qwwber we have
also to report the extension of our business. Members
now have the privilege of hones, not only at the stores
but also at aw stoops of Mean. Whim, T. lichinses,
and I. Pormiter kw drapery, he. Mr. 8. Slade for
forofture, Mr. it. Hayward for meet, end the Dorchester
Cool Company for coal. The committee beg to impress
their entire saqsf.votion with the storekeeper, be
as they do, th.t the some. of tbe etrelety isle Li=
degree attribivable to his our, and aVention."
say,igcn.inggg? 1011 QOAINTI 1151111110 Ocrininm,
1864. —Liamtrries.—To subscribed capital on shares,
£7.38 Os. 104. ; anoiarmed bonus and interest.
£7 24 I Id. ; fear quartered interest (run November,
pox ew As. 41d. • unpaid bills £47 li. 2ej. ;
£l3 Ila. ; goal, 1.114 Ss. 511.
A MM. —By stook ia trade, no° de ; shop
furniture and fixtures, £43 Re. 9.1 ; money in Wilts
and Dorset Bank. £36 la 71.; ditto in iinaA,ll...
haatCs Ila dwisn frra. ; w
; ditto,
Asa.
6..}6770.;
H. pduTiduritt°
iii4biligtaia. a :4gtoor made, IT.. trinedulksitd4d.;
Rsourfs.—To balsam from lent ti
g 6 be.ripuoia
mid, IMO is. Rd.,, oon
s! —__w Mot kh..
12s. dd. ; rent of rooms m sesepnomo
18.. 64. ; allowances resolved from nowiL
&Aimee, U.. lid.; Wand, 3.. ,
£72616., Ilia.

THE DO

Exreyvorecoo.—.7 Vaal " selei £613 131' ;
sharer withdrawn, ; boom and feared
£4O 4a 3d. f.pcietage and rarilage cif goods, E 4 lls. fit
gag pap ester's. LI ss. 9d. ; rent and rat.,
; salaries •nd wages (pat), /hi 10. Ogd. ; print
_ -
In matiorcry. 17.. 2d. : gas, is.; balance,
1011 13s. 444. ; total. £726 its. 1 I g.l.
MAesciairsT PI:IND.—To thus, entrain" hes sad
cants El 7s. 74. By salaries and wages, (remainder).
£1 fa Pd..
At Ye clam of the meetasi, on Um propmitioo of
ihioarda, it w.suysng.4 tbet the boom Mould
be peid at the Mom Co y evades hi nth
indent
ArrlArrlD MUM= AT A LDIRISIOT.—On Sunday
afternoon week a shocking attempt at maid so made
by a noncomminconed officer of the Beal Ragineens
on his wife The unfortunate woman, it •ppar., not
beiog married with lave, was not "en the strength.'
and eamoquently resided out of Wracks. Olreer, who
has hitintra borne a good character, and held the rink
of coloar*ergoast in the corps, was intoxicated on
Sunday efternoon, and in company with a oorporal was
Mee by an Aker on the eta, rolling about the streets
In the neighbourhood where his wife resided. The
otßoar is question @Wag the man's state, w-nt some
little distance to find ea of the military police, who
patrol the streets night sod day, to take him in o catody.
Haturniug with the provost through Denmark-street,
cries of • Murder.' wen braid by them both, sod on
bursting open the door of a boas whence the eria pro-
ceeded, they discroverod the man they wore in search of
in the at of caning his wife's throat. Two dresdfal
one six imams long, bad been inflicted, and but
lcua!btr.
o timely arrival of the altar doubtless the dad
would have been a fatal one. The would-be murderer
was hentedistoly taken into custody, and handed over to
the cad power. Medial wistaria was sent for, slid
Dr. Dwayne, of the Royal Engineers, nts Promptly in
attendants, by whom the wounds were sawn up, ad it
is hoped she Ii now in a fair way of recovery. Oliver
and his wife are Ilatieve of Fordington Dorchester.
COMITY Pirry Samosa, iiihrl;ballt Tuesday,
November SN.

11•WILIRO WITHOUT • LIMON. —Martin Phalan
was brought up in melody of Bergamot Holloway,
ab with bewkiag Matmeery at Maiden Newton
the previous without a bosom —Dsfeadant, in
rummer to the charge, said, "I aes peened to do so
from dames and other causes; but I think that a
violation of the law is superior to the degradation of
begging." The defendant, after being reprimanded
br the prodding magistrate, (E. Pearce, Eeq.,) was
discharged.
WEYlllol,7Tll.—Couirrr PUTTY lifssaiona, Friday.
—Ettore Captain Manning, and lt. H. Swailleld, H. C.
Gooddea, sad K If. Eliot, Eaqrs.
UX.IOIIT &ALMS. —Thonau Cow hen, coal merchant, rf
Portland. was charged with baying dellcient
Superintendent Underwood proved the eme.—lt
smeared that on the 4th of November be rioted
the defendant's coal stores, where be found • pair of
oaks, which were incorrect and unjust, weiOleg 21ba.
against the purcbassr.—Crowaersmintd : Them was
nothing to balance the weight, but there was • atone on
the ground which a boy told him was placed to make
the 'calm °onset. —The Bench said, even supposing the
atone was used for the purpose of mating weigh., it
was an illegal course; proper weights most be used.—
Defendant mid he was perfectly Ignorant of that law.
He had no c'esite to defraud the public. —Final El,
including costs. . .

RIDIZ WrTHOCT RIIINS.—John Bird. of Portland,
was summoned for a breach of the Highway act.—The
offence oonsisted of defewiant riding on the ehal le of
his wagon on the 18th of November, at Portland, with•
out having anyone to lead the horeei.—Yergsant
Pit&ld proved the cam, and maid defendant had been
cautioned against Tiding on the shafts of wagons novena
timea —ln defence, defendant said be had • bad les,and
rode on the shafts to rest h.—Timid Ss , including
costa

Al Euroworvo" BP•ll."—Mosedi Flame and ()terve
Tewkealury were summoned for being drunk and
riotous at Portland, on the 19th of Novetteher.—P.C.
Cooper said on the day in question he saw defendants
in the highway at Easton drusk, awl fighting with one
another. There was a crowd of 40 or 110 pereons seeing
the flight. Its advised them to refrain but they refused,
and he was odnerrelird to mparate them.—Yined 10a, or
in default seven days' ilapridoomeaL The 'booty was
Paid.
Daosciumas. —Francis Summers leas charged with
being drunk and incapable.—P.C. World said lue WAS on
duty at Wyk., on the 11th of November, where he NM
defendant drunk and iocapable.—Defendant admitted
that he had a "little drop," and was lined 6s.,lncluding
goats.

CAUTION TO Bo tuna& —Rd ward Lyn ham and
Simon Prates, of Portland, were isherged with ohstruct.
1 iag the highway at that place by pleeiagetesses thereon.
—Charles Jesty, surveyor of highways, said he IFIN at
Portland on the 11th of November surveying the roads.
At Easton he found that Lyahain was building • holm,
; and opposite it there was • large heap ef stones placed
on the highway, by which its tree passage was obstreoted.
He had complained to defendants about the same thing
110010 time gin Pearce WY the owner of the house, end
Lynham had told him that it was be who bed plaited the
stones on the road. Both of them bad been served with
• 'untie., to remove the DIUMII.OII. nestonee in (pestle°
were used for budding the hosse.—YiDed le •.011,
Costa remitted.
John Patten, of Portland, wan charged with • similar
offene,—Mr. Jody found, on the 11th of November,
newly the whole of the highway in Fortune's Well
occupied with sheep of stows, no mach so that there
was scarcely roan, for a vehicle to peas. Defendant was
engaged in buildings bouae, end the stones were there
for building purposes. He had not *erred any notice
Upon kiln, but had often cautioned him.—Fined le
An Eirgestve Basra or Pierrette:ma—William
Palmer, of Fleet, was charged with using • fun for the
purpose of killing game, without having • genie certi-
ficate.—Defendant did not appear, and the nevios of
summons having been proved, Reuben Lovell, • game-
keeper, said, on the 25th of October hi was in pert of
Fleet Manor, when he beard the report of • gen. Ho
went in the direction of the gonad, end saw defendant
coming over the hedge. On eating warless he turned
back. Witness went to the place whore defendant got
over. and about Eiyards further raw • brace of partridges
deed on the ground. He then wad to look for de.
fondant, and raw him soactialol In • ditch. He tithed
him what he had been most. He made no reply, but
afterwards took a gun oat of the hedge.—Fined £3, in-
cluding coats, or in default two month.' imprisonment.
AGGIAVATIO AsiltAOLT.—George Elliott wan biought
up under • warrant charged with aisatilting Mary
Topham, oaths 24th of November.—Prosaeutrix said on
Th nerd ay night, between 10 and 11 o'clock the was going
from Weymouth to her home at New Buildings,
Chickerelbroad. Prior to this she met prisoner near
the Okla.-co at the Barrack., who &died her if she had
wen Mary Norman. She told him she had, but did not
know where she then was. He afterwards went into.
ptiblic•bouse, and slie went on her way home. Soon
after he overtook her, and they walked on together for
eo.ne distance. When near the Marquis of Granby he
attempted to insult her, and threw her down. She got
op
and asked him .bat ho moat. He made use of
very bed expreasione and knocked her down twice
with his data, after which he ran away and hid himself.
She went on her way home, but soon alter passing
" the Marquis" he came out, struck her spin, and
swore be wield have her life. He followed her nearly
to where she lived, and when almost home he again
knocked her down and kicked her. Flhe cried "murder,"
and some neighbours caste to her assistance, and con-
veyed her home in a state of insensibility. Si.. was
covered with blood. About a quarter of an hour rafter.
wards prisoner entered her hoes., and said "he
would have her life before he left Charlestown."
Some neighbours then put him out of the house
by force, and saw him home He was drunk.—
Cross-examined : She was at the Ceeteen when she first
met prieoner wa.ting for smother young woman. She
was not doing anything in particular. There was no
one in the room with her. She w.• Dot asleep on two
chairs, lie did not arouse her, and ask if she was going
hmee. She d d not fall down going home. Her
crinoline was not hanging out, and he did not pull it
down. Ile did not give her half.a•pint of beer at Mr
Parker'a, and ate wee not so drunk as to be compelled
to lien against • walL She did not fall down by Mr.
Siraflleld'n pond. He did not help her up she reftuted
t take his arm. Sle did not threw a herekbat at him,
be knocked her down too many times for that; she had
not strength to do so even if ohs fat inclined. H.
knocked her down three times against Mr. Ttylor's
house. —Prosecatria called Jane Foot, who said that on
Thursday night, &boat hslepast ii, amend her husband
were &mimed from th it steMbera by a cry of "merrier."
, She got up, looked out of the window, end aaw com-
plainant lying in the read. She got up, and wittier
saw prisoner knock her down. She again Not up, and
cried "murder," when prisoner kuocked her down
again. Witness and her husband then went to prawn
-
Dix'. assistance. Th. y found er in a state of insane'.
bility, and bethei in blood. They cenveyed her to bar
°en house, and "teased the blood or Imr fees. Whilst
thus engaged prhoner came tete the hones, and said be ;
would have prosseenarix's life. He less very drunk ;
but she did noi appear to have had any drink.—Croes.
examined : She could swear that prosmentrix did not
fall, bet wss knoetted down. —Primmer said 1.11 should
be able to prods*. miasmal on his behalf, if the mime
was adjoutned. This the Bench eased to do, in order
to allow him to provers his defence, but intimated that
he would be kept in custody nuta Weineeday, when
the cies would be disposed of.—He refused to accept
this condition, and said lie eroeld prefer laving theme.
disposed of at oncie.—Prooner wee seeteneed to sin
months' hard labour, the shaman remarking that
note aggravated cue of assault had Dever come ender
his notice.