The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1878-09-17 00:00:00

THE CHAT OF THE DAY.
(Front" Family Fair.")
I hear that, contrary to the general expectation,
hfr. George Pswee has left a considerable fortune.
It is reported from Berlin that the Emperor will
resume the reins of Government tower& the end of
next month.

The Emperor Alexander is reported to have declared
that the assassins of General Mezentsoff must be &-
covered, even at the coat of arresting half his subjects.
I understand that the latest, and at present most
accredited, method of " making up" for
spread a layer of glycerine over the face, than carefully
to wipe it off, and lastly to apply to the surface thus
prepared the interesthui pallor or the mantling blush
which is considered to be appropriate to the subject
The new Russian income-tax is aiming the gravest
dissatisfaction, on account of thereat latitude given to
the aasemors, who have to 6x each person's income.
They act with gross injustice; and amens their friends
at low rates, and those who have omitted to make
friends with them at purely arbitrary figures, against
which an appeal is costly and dilatory, the money
having invariably to be paid at owe on the eineseor's
estimate.

Never did Loudon look so disoonaolate Bran
Piccadilly, which is believed to produce half-a-dosen
men ono can talk to every afternoon In the yes; is
deserted from end to end, and the only sign of hie is
furnished by foreign excursionists, who seem this
year to have come from everr country in the world
to admire the "Row" which, to their profcrued
astonishment, they find empty, and to gaze on the
Albert Memorial, which they surround with I
that betray an enviable acquaintance with
principles of true art.
Years before Mr. Marvin saw the light the preipnt
Prime Minister, in his Pleminfikeeltframmatic
spoke of "an obscure animal editor GI
GI obc." That ever-blushing print now possums •
reviewer who ought not to remain in obrPurity, shoe
he is capable of concocting such •
description" as this: "The book is writtenc=
jerky strain which makes a reader imagine the wrier
Ii impatiently popping his head out between
sentanose to see how the world takes Mel
The cutlers of Sheffield have, I hoar, prism •
Lord Beaconsfield with a pair of camera "P •
with Honour" is engraved on the handles. It is .
natural to suppose that the gift is an • • • of
admiration by the donors for his Lordship's • •
vivisection of Turkey.
The weather in the 1.1. 01 Wight la just 1. w
singularly beautiful, all the favourite pleas of •
ars still crowded, and it is very difficult to o• •
rooms at short notice. During the last week
viidtors at the Royal Yacht Squadron Castle ••• • • •
the Duke of St. Albans, Colonel Byng, Major •
; the Hon. M. Ho • Sir •
Stekln., Sir FL. Barrard, and Captain : •
From India I hear that • ecandalons t
000urrod on our borders. Thane is at one ab/7es p-
country stations in the frontier of British B• •• a
certain Artillery Colonel. It is said that he wee t
to this remote post because his presence was oh
highly valued in India proper • however that may • ,
be soon contrived to render hinted( odious both b •
manner and his conduct to every lady In the • •
One day, not long since, • certain ax-Sergeant, of
Artillery came home euddenly and found the Cokbel
paying attentions of such a nature to his wife, thief he
Incontinently thrashed him very soundly, kicked lim
down stairs, and might have done worse had not the
Colonel ran away to quieter quarters. Subsequ
the eitil
ex-Sergeant's wife left the station. The Co
went to see her off. But it so happened_ thee:-
Sergeant was there too, and on seeing the Oolcn,l be
or more attacked him, pulled him off his Pos/..lind
adminiAtered a second drubbing, while the uoistiel
(who, I am told, is young and strong) cried, "Spia
ms I spare me I I'm • poor old man just recovered
an attack of cholera," The trouble which all this
caused in so small a community may well be imagined.
The colonel appears by ne means ashamed of his wa-
ded, though all the ladies of the stake cut him. It
may be mammary toe high reasons of State the he
ohould be kept at the station, but if so he shield
receive • hint to affect • soberness and modesty wila,
however foreign to his character, would be appropuit•
to him exploite.

A general court-martial sesembled on Tuesday at
Dublin for the trial of an officer el • rtvihnehaa
garrison. The cam in question overheard one ot
co:madam making, in sks ante-room, ressark w
effected his nnai.gai honour. He at ones proceed
to disove.s the statement by erbg the utterer of $ a
washing. Efforts were ma& to ladnas the irascible
humband to quietly quit the orrice, but he prifeAd
standing a court-raartiaL It is not ex that the
trial will last bog, for it is believed that the
will plead guilty. I 'appose he will rely f=
justification on the provocation given. I twat be Will
not take this line; for if I sat riiihtlY_hdarants an
extensive washing of dirty linen in public will le *
remit. Everyone blames the officer who was mantlted.
If he told a falsehood he is the basest of libel!" and
If he told the truth he was anima Klual:it 1; in
offending against that canon of honour, which It
down that " a man way kiss, but must sof teL As
to the husband, his behaviour is oonsidend mulr the
circtunstanow very indiscreet,
The Karen tribes who live on the bowl= *rat
are a philosophic people.
allege do not
entertain that of the of
Maws life whiehawiritattorrlist an tie arg
Medi, Osseo. Albs doe aie eellt

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at play to another • sum amounting to thir teen-psnos,
after which the two lay down to rest together in
verandah situated over a room wherein rke ems
stared. The philosopher who had been unfortunate at
play awoke in the middle of the night and reflected
Ibis it would be inconvenient to he parted for ever
from his thirteen-pence. He therefore promeded to
mat at his friend's bead, which having done, he
removed the body and head from the verandah, for
fear of moiling the rice below, and again lay down to
rest. Being and put in bonds for this sot, he
wee asked • curious Englishmen whether he had
not felt to ley down bad& the corpse of the
man he had murdered. " Afraid!" said the Karen,
with surprise; "I wee not afraid of him when he woe
alive, why then should I be amid of him when be was
dead r

EXIOTIATION TO QCEENTIAND.—The Agent-Genend for
Queensland has been advised by telegram that the follow-
ing vessels conveying emigranta to Queensland have
arrived aafely at their destinations, via, the " Lunmer-
=," from Hamburgh : the " Bouthesk" and " Windsor
," from London; and the "Roden Bay," from
Gisagow.

=LA:co.—The new iron Aberdeen-built bargee
Prince," of 441 tons register, Captain Moore,
sailed from Gravesend on the tith instant, and had on
bard the following number of emigrants bound for
Townsville, Queensland, tin, :-41 ed men, 42 married
women, 11l single men, 40 single women, 40 children
bet seen the ages of twelve and on* and 14 infanta, making
I total of 317 souls, equal to MG statute adults. The single
women are under the care of Mir 0011i11.1, Dr. Warden
acting as Surgeon-Superintendent.
Frra Sal usrric Prrs on lawn° SICINIIII. •
certain method of cure has been discovered for this dis-
tressing complaint by • physician, who is desirous that
all sufferers may benefit from this providentdel discovery;
it is never known to fail, and will care the most honks
mei at ter all other mesas have been tried. Pull=1",
will beast bypcet to any person free of charge—
Kr. Wfwastal• . Oxford Termos, Hyde Park. London.
lisoarrr's Paws Bum—The marked superksity of
this Laundry Blue over all others, and the quick ap-
preciatlon of its =rite by the public has been
attended by the usual remits—viz., a flood of WM,
lion.: the merit of the latter mainly consists in the
Ingenuity masted, not simply in imitating the square
shape, but making the postal applaranoe the
milkman resemble that of the genuine artiale. The
Manufacturers beg thereto?, to caution all buyers to
,s.•' Beoldtt's Paris Blue" on each packet.

Thaws 1113.ITATIOI. —Serena' and dryness, tickling
and irritation, inducing cough and affecting the voice.
For these ern= use E pis Glycerine Jujubes.
Glycerine, in oonfedions, being in
proximity to the gland. at the moment they are
excited by the act of sucking, becomes actively heal-
ing. Sold only in fa and le. boxes, by post for 14
damps, labelled "James Kres and Co., Homosopethio
Chemists, 48, Threadneedie-street, and 170, Pionadilly,
London."

THROAT AMMO. AND HOSHISGIBIL—AiI suffering
front irritation of the throat and hoarseness will be agree
&MY eurprieed at the almost immediate relief afforded by
the nes of " Brumes Bronchial Trochm" Them famous
"Imangee are now sold b./ most respectalde chemists In
this country at la. lid per box. Poo* troubled with a
hacking cough."& "slight mid,' or bmpaial ail=
cannot try them too soon, se similar troubles if
to progress, result in seflOus P01m00557 and Asthmatic
elections Sse that the word' "Bro.n. Bronchia
Trochee" arson the Government Stamp around each box.
—Menifactured by Jong I. Blows and Son, Boston.
United &atm Depot. 03. Oxf ord-etreet„ London.
VLLUSZLI Discovar HOS rim Rua.—lf hair le
turning grey or white, or falling off, nee The Mexican
Fink Renewer,' for it WI porities.4 restore in Airy NW
Gm or Mile kW to its original colour, without la=
the disagreeable smell of most " Restorera" It
the heir charmingly beautiful, is well. promoting the
growth of the hair on bald spots, when the duds are not
decayed. Ask your Chemist for "Tit Yuman Null
Itairrwmi," prepand by !Izmir C. GILLIAN. 11111 Oxford-
street, Landon, and sold by Cheasist,and Perfoinare eves,.
where at is tld.. INT SOWN
Samos TO Monroe l—Are you broken in your rest by
a sick child 'offering with the pain of rutting teeth t Go
at once to a chemist and get a bottle of Mu WINSLOW
SOOTHING Bram.. It will relieve the poor sufferer
immediately. It is perfectly hamlets and pigment to
toil., it produces natural. quiet sleep, by rsiieving the
Mild from pain, and the little cherub awakes " se bright
so n bottom" It soother the child, it 'atoms ths gams,
snail all pain, relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and is
cm belt known remedy for dysentery and difirrhalk
whether arising front teething or other LatIMIS XI%
Winsbw's Soothing Syrup is sold by Medicine dealers
everywhere at Is. lid. par bottle. Manufactured la New
York, and at 193. Oxford-street. London._

ROMA= I —Foe TM Tim MID BALT& —A. few
drops of the liquid "Flotilla*" sprtakled on • wet tooth.
brush prodooem • pleasant lather. which
cleanses the teeth from all parasites or impuri4=kmitYs
the =mu prevents tartar, stops decay. gives to th. teeth
• peculiar pearly-whiteness, and • delightful trainees
to the breath. It removes all =pleasant odour arid=
(mai dewed teeth or tobacco smoke. "The Previte
PlerWne, being composed in part of honey and mew
herbs is delicious to the taste, and the greatest toilet diu
*ovary et the age. Price 94, dd., of all Chemists and
perfumers. Prepared by Henry 43•Lt.or, 493 Oxf ord-
strnot London. .

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Hom.owtv's Ptua—All our MicaWm—Almost all
disorder, of the human body are distinctly to be traced to
impure blood. The purification of that fluid is the (trot
step towards health. Holloway's Pills recommend them-
selves to the attention of all sufferers; no injurious con-
sequences can result from their use, no mistake can be
made in their administration. In indigestion, confirmed
dyspepsia, and chronic constipation the most beneficial
effects have been, and always must be, obtained from the
wholesome povr, sues
exerted by these purifying Pills over the
digestion. Pe whose lives have been restored to ease,
strength, and perfect health by Holloway I Pills, after
fruitless trial of the whole pharmacepada of Physic, attest
this fact. - . .

TOMILSITS AIM l'a•rzmAaa.—Laclies Halting, rialt,
ing the seaside, or otherwise exposed to the scorching
rays of the sun and heated particles of dust, will find
ROWLANDS' SALYDOR most cooling and refresh-
ing for the face, hands, and acme; it eradicates sun-
burn, tan, freckles, &c., allays the pain and irritation
caused by mosquito and gnat bites, and produces •
beautiful and delicate complexion. Prim 4s. 6d. and
Bs. Bd. per bottle. RODS' MACASSAR OIL
mitts the hair falling off durin
DONTO whitens iehottuuweathera
yoM)AliateerLs, and hairdressers. Buy only

A BBC.= WORTH KNOWING 111 MALTING WITH
OUTLZ, AND SHEXP DlBlLLlWt&—lnfinitesimAlly small
would be the loss of young Cattle and Sheep by
Disease at the trying Season of Cold, Sleet, and
Rain, it they were put under shelter and "Day, Son,
e end Hewitt s' "Had Drench' and "Osseous -Fluid,"
administered, as the kind at ailment may reculre may
serious loos to the Farmer, during bad lambing. y
be prevented by dosing with the "Red Drench," all
highly fed Ewes one week before they lamb. And in
cage of Debility, Diarrhusa. o Exhaustion in young
stock, Sheep, Lambs, and Calves, • dose or two of the
"Gaseous Fluid" is of all remedies, the most safe and
the most effective.-22, Horeet-etreet, Baker-street,
London, W.
SPEAKING OP CHAPMAN'S ENTIRE WHEAT
FLOUR. A writer in the Christian World says:—" Mine
of the first physicians of the day are prescribing no other
medicine for their little sensate, and it is
sometimes bow children who have pined on • clatroM
white baker's breed, will thrive when fed on wen cooked
=made of this 'Entire Wheat Flour.'" Sort
5 in id sad ii packets, and 3• tins.
" Tool* over end die en the spet.''-11ILLS MACHO
VERMIN KILLER is certain death to Reis, Los, Litt.,
Beetles. Cockroaches, and all kinds of Vermin. Reed ba
following testimonial :—"I have • large store room wbkh
was Wetted with mice. I tried your Magic Verilila
Killer, the result of which proved astounding; the nett
morning I picked up 16 dead aloe, and the number of
deed isles soilectod it the sod ol • fortnight
to a total of MA" Sold by all chemists and
melon. Wholesale assets, Sarcley and Soot, F
Amt. and Genre and Sons. 150, oxford-street,
Most, 3d., 61, and Is. per packet; post free for 4,7,, or
13 stamps, of the Proprietor, Edward Hill, We
Somerset. Local Agents: Easels and Co., BM:nag:it.
.7. Evans, Dorchester.

TNZ NZW II IITI•L lITIITIN
supereedoe all otitis'. Apply tor proof of hide and
dram to
THE LONDON PIANOFORTE ABSOCIATION,
Bawl Moe and I! 13, liolbare Vlodwol, &O. ; or to
my of the Ageociee oq. tetahtlehed thsoterbont the
lijettiowing litsteateat ,bows the relative melee of the
Old and Now =hi purehielwi • Plsaaleele :
OLD I NZW IMITIOL
ittn IBY 3 TessiL I retnut Net Bev* by
en., B7ltim. It". Nothel Ergots.
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AU us. au us. 16 in leo 1"1•Y le Tim•
to. au Is mouths
7.0 ' Muddy Ithtillrptio1. rt cd Ali Isiveat
0.
CO By • Government iete7oo,lwk
/bit the Moos we of Ihe tli &waited. deswel, the
limbos Incur NO ZELL of I.lUn. herht3 tbo amolotwt
at thole odwirom.
NiKeynoutiaVPWairg asawwical.

10,000 PAIIIIIIIITIIIIIIOIIIB. P•IlI111111and
Curapa.G°rlturer saawodui 1L W._Lona
Tama, Iskosada. D., B.imsgf
all kinds al Indoor gamma sad thounaaki-ii
Ulm kw Plasmas. Lima trims

nALIONIN L i ONOOLOTak owl. SHENZUNIS diced ire;
elm NM Si ftSielli MOOS
X.bid, ',owed. md Gm. PiSlii sod ?wined; ISS/ isiglit
sat.
am. two mate—Buy direct hos
Jolla Motile, Vidal& m...... Pallielli OPIL
R.Bzu , , os on WI TIM 00.01INTITI
le
mum. • Bazarld C 70.,
Ologistima IL Loudon svlsi, Norwich.
tbi. dad Tips_ lima. NM
per doe.c asaffLlC TOW NOT
in. by POW. aplilk."6

R b •OOD FOR II11•11T11.
YOU/i0 CRUM= AND nruuns.
lkid by
CHLYINTII sad 0 at bomb awl abroad.

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17" BIM'S oarDO •
11111, RAZE 0 I M
Merchants end Hallam et al tads al Bureau end Letbricals
Pima Lea ring Serueenes.
mos, IS. Upper Mama Mesa, learke. LC'

%IMMO sed BAUSACIN NAOMI=
NM I OR llootiowon to taw
Knits Clooooro, Mat for
/CO.*, 7%. Now WltootaWto.diSil
OXPOS.WIT.Ii=ow, Gordo Poops, ma .6.
meting lowatioon.
Illootrotod Catolames pont

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W•LTitt TRUSFITTB.I, New Boratetreet,
Hair in MI the newest Kyles es wore in Leedom
=Black, BTOI/12, aed Ooldee Dyes, Kakerikes the bat
for the Thar, Athenian Water strewth.= tt,
Semperrivem is the best Remorer. Gentiereen's Beta, fq
Lodla, Ac But Articles at modem= prism.
BOY'SDUBLIN STOUT.
ottarniatai
to be brewed from
WALT AND HOPS ONLY.
MIMS Bamay, Braun.
(Limit Brewery In Ireland bat one).

Ur/LUIGI% CRYSTAL CARR WATCHES aro
Un Mims. Priam Illodolo, Loudon. llira 'ZIT=
Sem froml3ils. Gold, from SA 77, Oornhill,
Rogord-Stroft, sod7ll, Woad, W.C. DroorMero

11,11110111 SAFES, Bog sad Cbeispost SAFEGUARD
M. spina MHZ sad
noel: Sal• Works, UvarpooL

18. OD. TaA, Bahia &WI bet =CELLA= DaLIMO
0 All Moor Idnda for prepayment. IMMIX! and Co.,
Bleddrammed, Leaden. 8.11., end Ilrenebes.

T H •LLIANOI SOOIiTY, 61, Maple
Start. Lamas, &O.
laurrou 6 Pza (ar. sod I las Ea a Tau. bt
Tiaras BCOMOIL I Damara 6/11 Timm.
Propped:o4 ,oa ilastlea to as lawary.
AGI •D WAIITICD.

/AO TiON.
11111011LIT•111 FOOD FOR O•TTL
1 Boron oflplo leoltoiloo. Invoilloes loom AIM
TOOSLIT Oa picket, also SOLS ADDILWIS, Tborolill
Bridge, Onlidolimoood, Moto /row, Imam /obi Ivory
whore.
ROW

__ JAMMER Without Soots,
SPLIT WIER
ANIXIMITO WIN Witeraern. 011 honey,
BOWAIIT aNCIOUL 1111.011.01 lad 1.30406.

DOTAL DEYOII 4 1113141 E as sold by Spearman and
IL Spearman Plymouth I. ths Der, the draped, the wet
bahloriable, and the morn durable of any artier worm." TY:
Quer. rye it has no rival attar in separatist or utility.
mese Serge. no. eow produced in New ooloure and mixture@
forth. autumn of 117 k ml also I. llght-welghtad Tans for
MUNI wear and warm ciboria ant are wore of Mal
WOOL ONLY: Patterns either for ladies rear soramemeing
St L. 34d., and gientlemaah suits, and boys' hard wear, tram
Ea 64. to. yard, in 61 imam, se silo of fine wool unruinkabie
emirs, are sent opal application, elating either for lading' or
grulenien's wear, to the futon, who cut any limy* end pay
curry* on all prone to Looks. aims *ay an (imply dir
trlbetid throughout the wait

roNsaras

Bum. RIND, STRINGI, AID DRUZ MID FM BANDS
PIANOPORTZI, AND HARMONIUMS at whole-
tale pram, at J. MOORE'S, Boxtaawoad, Haddonlaild
Pacee with entrap of every Ingroxisstipest free. Rage icr
as? kisd o Hand. Headmen:ea Clara Patrolsfeed byATig,
Navy. sad Oorga. Secoaddwad Instrosiwits te
on takes in Exchange.