The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1865-03-28 00:00:00

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Porrrwo Quiwrgirc—" Champayne, Elirr
Pity without relief is like mustard without beef.
ROLA IN FILINZJUL ORATION/I.—De mOrteij nit faai
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THE Kea WI SHOULD LIES TO SIND TO A SEAMUS.—
, The man who knows how to hit the happy Medium.
RUDE ROT !—Charley. "I any, Robert I" Robert.
"Yes, Sir."—Chartey. "I suppose you think you're
• footman, 'cause Papa's given you a ooat ; hut you're
only • page after all, and ought to have little buttons
all the way down l"
SEASONABLE CONUNDRUM—Why ought you never to
lend anything to a strict Roman Catholic? Bemuse
what is Lent to hist, he keeps.
Mt IDEA TOE A QUAOK.--A. schoolboy'e appetite
will be regained at the latest period of life in cams of
the most complete Anorexia, by recourse to Cromwell's
Peptic Pills. Sold in boxes, at leo. leo.
SPORTING Ngue.—The Hunting Season being nearly
over, there was a grand meeting of The Sly Fox Club,
in Leicestershire, the Sliest old F'ox in the Chair. The
Foxes eongrstulated one another on the capitol sport
they had had during the past season, and hoped that no
unsportsmanlike wulpeoide would thin their ranks before
next November. There we. a fine show of brushes.
The Chairman said that the rising generation couldn't
do better, when Cub-hunting should commence, than
follow the admirable example set them by their parents.
Coverts were laid for twenty. The proceeding, were
fully reported in Itersards Weekly Paper.

THE TELEGRAPH CLERKS.
A W AOQOI, DIDIOATID TO OM 0. WOOD.
/Inter • Company a Telegraph Clerks with wine.
They catch Sir Charles Wood, and sing to him
melodisonly.
SONO OF THI ii IAD CLERK.
Ala—'. in my Cottage."
In my station near thee, Wood,
I'll receive or send all dey
Telegrams both bad and good
From and out to In-dl.a.
It eight hours takes to—(pay
Five pounds ten, 'tis right you should)
Telegraph to In-di.a,
From my station near thee, Wood.
Chorus el Telegraph Clerks, to be sung dancing up to
Sir Charlee Wood, and salaaming.
Needles and pins I Needles and pins 1
When a man telegraphs, trouble begins.

Spoken by Head Clerk, after time.
Head Clerk : H you please, Sir Charles, where
wouldn't a telegraph clerk go to for a holiday? Wylie
gib it up ? (All laugh like Nissen.)
(Sir Charles Wood cuts • caper, and gives it up.
Head Clerk: Beeeme—no I mean—he wouldn't go to
The Needles. [Exit Head Clerk.
Chorus resumed.
Needles and pine, ha., he.
(Billeting violently. Exeunt Drones, salaaming the door.

itflY2d:ES TO DECREASING CRINOLINK.
With sumeding satisfaction
A remarkable contraction
Of thy pettiooat our eyes Lave lately sees;
The expanse of ladies' dress,
Thank its yielding arbitreas,
Growing beantihilly leas.
Crinoline.

On the flagstones of the street
If a man two women meet,
He may peas, if pretty tolerably lean,
And sufficiently alert,
Stepping not into the dirt
'Twat the kennel andlthy skirt,
Crinoline.
Now, when ladies go to Court,
Let us hope that no more sport
They will furnishltoithe rabble rile and main,
While their clothes, for want of room,
Stick right out of every brougham;
For retrenchment is thy doom,
Crinoline.

There will soon be room for us
In the publie omnibus,
When the middle elms of ladies fled the Queen,
And the fair Princess ofeWales,
And Nobility's females,
Hove all had to reef
.their sails,

Crinoline.
When to church young damsels go,
Their habiliments to show,
In their bonnets of magenta, mauve, and green,
A not very specious pew
Will suffice to hold a few,
If the darlings but eschew
Crinoline.

No more ladies death will And,
In their frames of steel calcined,
Set on blazon by a grate without a screen;
Though Dome 000kmaids yet may flare,
Who dress out, and don't take care,
For the servants' stilt. will wear

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Crinoline.
But the dishing stylish belles,
And the exquisite fast swells.
Will deride the grotesque fashion that has been
For so long a time the rage
In e comical pest age:
Thy preposterous old cage,
Crinoline.

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Lord Nr
Moir.

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he's mien hislwords,tend irgiree to-
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for Windsor, lc
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Xing Leopold •
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now a good boy.

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*AL OF THE KING OF THE BELGIANS.

Majesty the 'Khig of the Belgians arrived at
shortly after seven o'clock on Thursday night,
Asts for Windsor, upon a visit to the Queen.
MAW salute from the Castle batter/ ennouneed the
- A guard of honour of the 37th Regiment
pler and the swop& to the Lord Warden
and the space appropriated for spectators was
with a fashionable aseemblsge, who chested Ihe
on his way to the lessil Warden Hotel, where
drained for the ntght.'xi 1117,
Friday morning. Ma Isleaty King Leopold and
attended by Dr. Canal, and sosempanied by If.
de Weyer, the Belgian Initiator, Lord Alfred
, the Chief merry and Clerk Marshal, Lord
4000 -.lllllbAt
'indoor. Wales

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espreseed,,,,,,. JAIL dto secomprmy the
to Winded!, OW Tpitsial was accordingly
arriving it Waterloo Station, for a
The Prince arrived at the station
spent twelve, and at 1115 the special train
oar, which was reached at one o'clock, the
Dover of 115 miles baying been performed
hours. His Majesty and the Prior*, on
. train, were received by Mr. Hill, the
superintendent of the line, and the Hord
',Ore to the Castle, which was reached •
r.
will occupy • sulte of apartments In
Teirk---T.Ower.

Tin MIIRDIE Guirason.—At the 'Afford
on Wednesday, the jury empanelled to try
Bradley for the murder of Adam Grierson, at
-h. on the 10th of April, 1863, were &it-
- being looked up for 19 hours without
to a verdict.. The prisoner, with the
was dlsolurged from custody.
Assizes on Thursday, a drugest,
tried for manslaughter. The
-.4 having sold A quantity of
adulterated by admixture
to Samuel Crowther, •
by an explosion following
jury returned a verdict of

was
been

formerly • town amnesiacr
borough of,Salford, was
. &seises on Thursday, to
, for perjury.
Morgan Davis was brought up
s to receive sentenoe, having
setting Are to his premises
n the insurscee oompany.
kept in penal servitude
. WILLOUGHBY, MP.—We
eat& of the hon. and
r Bleaches*, who was for:Or dead
morning. Sir Henry has repre-
nearly 90 years. He was for.
I now disfranohised borough of
Wight, when he voted for the
After the Bill was passed,
, away, he represented New-
drst reformed Parliament, but
in 1836 he failed to find a mat,
House of Commons till 1817,
for Brenham. He was
-- for his

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