The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1876-04-04 00:00:00

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Mr. W. Talbot Donnie, baker, Mr. Charles Russell, coal
merchant and Mr. (horse Domini, butcher were
appolowd aria *Ts forU pariah 4 Worai,...th
TIM ELIXIR OF PIIIPROAL ToLVH,
Thomas Cos, alias Miss Long, a vendor of water-creases,
exhibited his disgwit at police interference,t
disgust being "rensPirnous by his abeence.” though
summoned for being drunk and disorderly. The ever-
green Coils one of those who rejoice in letting
" Back and side, go bare, go bare,
Impend lest, co mid;
But belly, give thee good ale enough;
Jolly good ale, and old."
lie 11 well known in omnibus /Geis, about here, et
geibeedeei etas: his acquaintance with kind forum is
groat, in fact he might almost have been ' bred to the
bar" for he has been rewarded with lodging, food, and
work at the expense of • grateful country no less than 22
times, for his appearance"; in Court. Of course such an
old practitioner considered himself perfectly at home on
the steps of the market house, where P.C. Dehunont saw
him, with his basket capsized in front of him, his
messes littered over the pavement, andhe exalted over
his recent casing, shouting " Creases.. They summoned
him for thus attempting • solo in connection with the
Market Chorus; but the jovial Thomas merely remarked
to Sergeant Amex that they were "always humbugging
about summonses, and declined to troable himself or the
magistrates about such a small affair. Loth to be robbed
of the pleasure of his company, the six or seven tuegie-
Mates assembled enel hint Cl or in default he was again
to pay a fortnight's visit at itorchester Castle. —" First
catch your hare, said Mrs. Glare, and so doubtless says
Cox.
Joke Speen/die, for fighting withfish boys,'
as P.C. Carter deposed, and being drunk, NW to pay a
shilling for each fighting party. Ile admitted being drunk,
and mid he knew nothing else about it. No costs ere
Imposed upon his thus unduly patronising a staple English'
8011.0000 Prrry Swiniqs, Wednesday
_.—Before Mr. W.
Talbot, Dr. Drew, Mr. G. Mr, T. Abbott. and
Mr. H. Raggvit
INTOVOIT
mew CiNgil, a private of the legnd, was brought u
for being found ouaeor be emises at
'op to for an tmlawful porpoise •
mg mi.foe ftSergeant kpser at the gam Vim;
and placm—ibout ten last night the servants at L:piyhin
Rouse were eat down to supper, when they were alarmed
by seeing the head of • man peeping into the back kitchen
window, which is at the beck of the house. They ran to
Miss Kendall. their mistress, and the alarm was spread,
as there was no man living in the house. But fortunately
Sergeant Ater/ haPpened to be close by, went into the
and requested the intruder, who was leaning on
t "'window WI in the back yard, to 1041111. The fellow
end being asked what he wanted, turned very
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eventually was taken into the carriage drive
lirrhiTh7s yard, and struck the sergeant in Use FOOL
71te constable at once closed with him, threw him
and though the fellow bit him in the hand, got the :trig
on in the yard, the servants holding • lamp to light the
combatants. Tor there was • tough &mai, and in it the
helmet of the resent was smashed, and the lamp also,
However, this sturdy vagabond" found be had got hki
match, and was taken to the station. Re had not the
of drink, for be was found almost sober—Ten
Villard Labour.
ammo Pintos, of Leaden, sestasse was broutleetl7
ger bow drunk end incapable of tilting care of

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