The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1882-10-24 00:00:00

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THAT IS A TUT candid lady, every-one must allow,
who advertises in a contemporary as follows :—A lady
(experienced) requires daily teaching in the neighbour-
hood of Bournemouth and Poolo—Address, C.M.
&c, "0.2•1." does not inform us the particular line
In which she requires "daily teaching." Possibly it
may be in " composition." Tb. young gentleman who
look• after my Bournemouth neighbours, advertising
department, could no doubt enlighten me, did I cars
to inquire—possibly he might feel competent to furnish
"the daily teaching" required himself.

A wattecsown POOL/ CHINIST has his nuns
appennei to the name of • potent medicine, which
states that a lady, with no other support than this
wonderful mixture and her husband sitting by ha
side, underwent a most terrible operation without
flinching. The advertisement conclwin :—"Talk of
courage, this shows greater she-roism than you would
find in • whole regiment of soldiers." Wed, It is true
we have not got an army of Amazons, although we
have • number of old women to I.ok after nadir; in
Pell Mall. But my friend you should really have the
sintenoe altered. A hero we know is is. as a
heroine is f, ; but heroism is common to both sexes.
How would she-role look? A penny for your
thoughts.
—1
Tel SQUABBLt between the Revising Barrister and
the Town Clerk reads very much like • storm in a
teapot, that it so far as the principal' are concerned.
The electors, perhaps, scarcely regord it as such. I
don't think any poitticol colour can be attached to it.
It was simply a case of out Cow ant males with the
two gentlemen; and, as they could not both be
Cattears, their c ,ntention was as to who should be
content with the letter designation. It commenced, I
believe, at an early point in the proceedings of the
court, and then, as between • couple of school-boy., •
wrangle ensued as to who nhouLi clean the black.
boards. Counsel's <pinion has been taken on either
aide, and, of course, the Nolonic utterances are
pleasingly divers which is only natural, as pe 'pie do
not ;pettily care t pay fees for adverse criticime. In
the meanwhile, the "free and independents" con-
cerned are wondering when they are to have their
inning".

The CRAIRM tN, In opening the meeting. congretti.
'seal them upon the glorioue assembly he saw before
him, and, in allusion to Parliuuentary affair,, mole
coin. facetion. remark.. He 'eel Me Schreiber,
when he wee here some time age, tole them what the
Liberal Gevertenent had not done, and how utsfertu.
n.te, and incompetent end thoreughly stupel they
w no, but he did not tell them what be (Mr. Schreiber)
w,,uet have dens had be had to du with it
(Lenehtere They knew very well that the present THE SKIN.—The Glory of Woman, the Pride of Man.--
G ,vernment was not abs dutel v reelect, and they knew It contains the delicate lines of beauty, and conatitutse
also that when Mr. Aehmeed Bartlett had the menage. allintobethieroedithreeld"eTTeerli=co. yet 1i'67,41.,!,ty bjr,:l trig
meet of foreign affairs and Mr. Schreiber was Home
)theAnnthtehreerwtheubigd bemra pseertifecretibeGrov,cl ran mwehnetn. lletvoerine, matte of putrid fate, "THE ALBION MILK
(Laughter.) ureg"h troTr% mut purifying of all soaps. It removes all pimples.
AND eULPIIUR SOAP" is the purest, the weitue arid
he wax here was to tell them that the exteneion of the blotches, and roughness. By all chemists. in tablets. ed.
frenchnie to the coenties would mean virtual die. ad In
franchiumeet for Posee, Well, he die not know that TAiTELEAS CA.3fOR OlL—The new A. and H.
the franchise was al Wept ego a thing, for to glee a poor 0 t !ITO ft OIL is lure end active, yet absolutely free from'
man the franchise awl not; retect him from the bribery smell end implement tarts —a result never before attain. 1.
Su Le t tee re Much ette ISB2. In bottle. at Old., De
&Woes was worm than not giving him the franchise at to ed n`;.. - ',:i q Bet t larticle, k
all. (Applause.) ~ ,an • . Being an on ire y new ask
all. chemist to procure it for you it net in stock. Sole
Mr. Mare then made a virtuous speech, in which he manufacturers. Allen and Raubury. Plough-court, London.
chiefly ilwe't op in local matters, and seated ilk pro. The attention of Ladies is caled t' Kamm s PARIS
gramme of retenchment and reform, which he hoped Bien. which ha, been, since its introductloo, quite 00
to be allowed to carry out in the next Council. fie sureaesed as • Laundry Bele. It now commands the
etated, amid spelense, that his reception by tho voters largest sale in the world, owing its suece.s to its bril-
had been of the meet gratifying kind. loncy of colour and delicacy of tint. It can be obtained
from all Grocery' Oilmen, C.
Mr. GL e oin, of London, followed with an interest- The House of Commons and Otero 's Malt Coffee. It
ing addreee ; and then the CHAIRMAX drew forth roars will interest lovers of GAL* to know that tee Bill pa.sed
of leudater by applying the following witty lines to throuth Committee In the Home, July 31, he. practically
Sir Stafford itorthcotie— remeved the restrictions on theists of this new breekfest
His facts are weak ; but his native cheek and after-dinner beverage, which ran new be obtained in
Serenely pulls him through. tine, ptoteeted by the government stamp, retail from
Mr. WERTZ/IN, who received a cordial welcome, hate flexor. Druget.t. , ,ut the Unit. d
Kingdom, i
. • i ' and others through
be i• bi
en nent mean no( the race er have i syt. y
lug spoken,
praised C me y's Kelt C dies : —"As • break'ut leverage
Mr. Chatfield Clarke then alcireased the meetine, emmrpassed." "A. • n teething soil health producing
being greeted with the waving of hats, and loud anti erect. of diet." "Mut ilueeciet to ca.rs of indigestion.
repeated cheering. It onside of pure Coffee combined with Melt by • patent
Me T. CH ATFILLD CLARK. said : Ladies and process, and la absolutely free of cdcory, and in all re
gentlemen, It is with greet pleasure I come here 'profs superior to pure Coffee and the many doubt( ul
tonight and receive such a hearty welcome. N.,- m-
i eel —xturee described IMP French Coffee, Dandelion Ceffee,
An kr Pestered only at the Malt C dee Works, 31,
thing gives • man who is trying ti fight • battle Feeit.eireet. L. versed.
more enooleagetnent than to bear your hearty cheers VALOABLS DISCI/RR? FOR SRL HAlR.—lf_your hair is
Inc. Before I say what I have to speak about, let turning grey or white, or falling off. eu " The Mexican
me express h. you what a privilaige it is, an,l what Hair iten-eare for It will positively restone ea every saes
a Want you have fulfilled, by having this excellent Grey or White hair to its original colour, without leaving
and noble hall erected. (Applause.) Now, gentle- the disagreeable smell of most" Restorers." It makes
men, it so happen. that since. I have been le Note the hair charmingly beautiful, es well an promoting the
swth of the hair on bald spots, where theeglands are not
to make a speech. Mr. Sehreiber, the sitting member lir'
a ti r•. Lek _ your Chemist for "Tug MLXICAN HAIR
for this borough, in a speech he ma let" the elector., Rienwea," sold by Chemist. and Perfumers everywhere
made some references to me. I soy some reference., at 3.. di. per bottle. Wholesale depot removed to 33,
but I remember that, looking at his speech again, I nrrinedon-road. London.
saw that my name, and his olaervations on what Tueoer Aerscrums AND HOARSINISL —All offering
your humble servant hail said, filled very nearly the from irritation of the throat and hoarseness will be Angie
whole of the speech. I find no great principles there, elelY "rested at the elm.'" Immediate relief effm.°l4 by
no expression if any sympathy with human prog ess, .
the use of ' Brown's Bronchial Troches." These (=sue
lozenges" are now sold by most respectable chemists in
no sympathy with human liberty, no sympathy with this country at le. lid. per box. People troubled with •
the great questions that are animating and pressing "hacking cough," • "alight cold," or bronchial affection%
on society; but I raw there a °aping criticism of my- cannot try them too soon, •• 'bailer troublese If allowed
self, with an attempt to raise religious antagonism, or to progress. result in swims Pulmonary and Asttunatic
the sympathies, übe thought, of • 'me weak-alluded affectioue See that the word* "Brown's Bronchial
religious p-ople against no. for something I bed mild Troches" are on the Government Stamp around each box.
or done. Now, Ido think that was in very earl tat. Sons Boston United
Preparld by JOHN L Baowe and. ._ e . .
to say at lout. (Appleuea) It is not to be expected
toed, London.
London.nenn "P°e. M"vol to 33, ff •
that anything I could say would please Mr. Schreiber. A Cain. —To all who are suffering from the errors and
In the position which I occupy how would that be indiaceetions of youth, nervous weakness, early decay,
punish)? If he were an angel from heaven I could Ices ef manhood, 6c., I will wed • receipt that will cure
not please him. (Laughter.) I am like • poacher you, Free of Charge. This treat remedy wan discovered
on his preserves, and therefore it would be by a missionary in South Africa. Bend a seleaddressed
utterly Impo.eible for me. In what I Might icy envelope to the Rev. JOILLPS T. I:owe Station D, New
or do, to please him, and therefore I tried to plasm. York City, U.S.A.
you and not him. (Applause.) With regard
Towle'. Pennyroyal and Stall Pills for females, quickly
to correct ell Irregularities, and relieve the distrust gym.
thou que.tiens where he tried to raLse prejudices tow.. veva., with the wt. Bodos b. lid. dais 9d.
against Me With rsePect to religious wetter., of all chemise.. Beet anywhere on receipt of IS or
I Pay, and I have said before to • public audience, I stamp., by the maker. Z. T. Towle, Clasentet, Nottingham.
prefer to be guided by the way In which a man lives ADVICII to leeriness —Are you bream layout net by
and the way In which be zeta It is very easy t . use anscaeck ehalldLulftting.,r. it. =4o,4c:ruttingVer!.lol3o..e!
"tall talk' about rename, but I can assure you of this, 2 w 5,
SOOTHING OTROS. It wiltettllese the sufferer ri=edb
that there le lout t nth in those words of one of our
ately. It is perf mile harmless and tto the taste, it
eminent writer* that every man ought to clear his
e produces natural quiet sleep, by the child froze,
mind of all cent with regard to these questions, end it pain, End the little cherub awakes "as tse • button.'
'for one, would sooner live by the reputation and the It soothes the child, It softens. the gams, allays all pain,
isligious knowledge which most men have of me—that relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and lathe beet known
I have worked fee education or devoted Myself to the remedy for dysentery and diarrhoea whether ulnae (rein
service of religion—than be known by any prole...ions seethine or other causes. Mrs. Winalow's 800th15e
Syrup e
I might make on the hustings. Therefore, I would e° 8 i Id by Medicine dealers everywhere at is, 11d.
.s.
rather treat these obeervatems of Mr. Schreiber as per nun
Fiction I—Voit TAX TRITH AND BRZATIL—A few drops
L ,e 1 Macaulay once treated • voter who attacked him of ttie liquid "Florileas" sprinkled on a wet tooth brush
on the same subject—l wool I treat them with altmet produces a pleasant lather, which thoroughly cleanses the
silent retntempt, if not with scathing scorn. a 1
4• • PPILIDIS4 teeth from all parasites or impurities, hardens the gums,
Ido not therefore intend to reply to these matters, prevent* tutu, stops decay, gives to the teeth • peculiar
twee.. / believe you are far too just and generous net pearly whitener., and • delightfouulrfraepeareto tee.bereeth., .
to knew how to treat them. But Imu it say thie—if It rerwir's all n'teleeset.i....l 'en ililiere°°,l dec..4...."
I were to say anelhing up 'n Mr. Scheiber's speech it teeth or tobacco smoke. en utons, being
would be my duty to say to you that his mode of
compued in part of honey and meet herbs, is delicious to
the WU and the greatest toilet discovery of the age,
seeaking of 'Mr. Glaletone. if it was net unworthy Price ik. &I, of all Chemists and perfumers. Wholesale
of him, it was unworthy td any man c Ming himself depot removed to 11, Farrinedoteroed. London,
a politician and if it was not indecent it was Wiese Charcoal come. in contact with putrid substances
fee' l ) And further than that, I will or impure geese it ellen it° Yetreesent or wink ten-
t pp moth
foolish.
more effectually than any other aotleec. There
my this—he eppealed to Mr. Cavendish lientletak— stoney
effect ever
produced by taking it. It.
thiseed—who, I believe. wee perfectly talent after- etirot Injuriouseite,.,,ie_seeorping impure guse—correcting
wards with regard le the P'int to which be referred aeidity, etc.. yen lees It an important ersdicator of Dye-
him, namely, about hie speech in the House on the °evens. Gest, Rhentostiem. hoe from the system.
question of the franchise. I tell you, I have heard beeeree pun 'Vegetable Ceencou. is sold by all chemists,
frem independent sources, on which you may rely, in ',oleos. Ils.. 4.., and de. each; and Bragg's Charcoal
that Mr. Schreiber, whilst he wa, defending, perhaps Biscuits, in tins, le. Is.. and 4'.
from a
the borough of Poole, perhaps the constituencies Tug
t1i.',.111 Ds i SLISA &tie
Water Soap
p save,
throughout the Kingdom, was really being Ironically
I'd°. Ic- tler I
etZfel. reins clothes require lass rubbing and no
cheered, and was really being linefeed at by the Home
, linen anmd Will more setitfactory) was • m oar purer colour
he wee addressing. (Laughter and applause.) If there !" fie
than. with other soaps. I recommend it to every hoe.. 1
was anything else in Mr. Schreiber s speech worth wife, as it is undoubtedly the hest soap for laundry and
refer.ing to—and there Wa4 very little, it was his Pee- all purposes. It will not blurs the moat delicate fabric—
de:Alone about the Liberal Government, both as SO is pt,..tot to use, and prevents the misery of • steamy
their doings in Egypt and their doings in Ireland, both house daring the Wally wash. Sold by grocers and oilman
of which predictions were abeolutely falsified by the everywh at Q. per lb. Be sure to *elk for Siaclaire,
worthless
events which have since happened. Whi.; what is the
e Ie and
do not be persuaded to aoupt a imitation.
maker, Jame. Sinclair, Southwerk. London, S.K.
position in which we now
stand!
The Liberal party HOLLOWAY'S OINID ENT uce Moe—Counsel for the
never had the confidence of the country so much as delicate,—Those to whom the changeable temperature is
they have at this present moment. (Applause.) Will • protracted period of trial should meek the earliest
you not, therefore, do your part to sustain, by argu- oppoetunity of removing all obstacles to good health.
ment,by enthusissm,end by your votes,the result which Ties cooling Ointment, Perseverengle rubbed upon the
we, ae Liberals, rejoice with in reeard to the Ministry? skin, is the me,t. rt. d
tht..t.
Qui Itable remedy for ovine's:teem all
I say unhesitatingly to this meeting that the positionrelaxed tonsils,
dier tieweeef i',be throat gland., ordiniratY4 ca 12. and
of the Liberal Governuaent at this moment is stronger acre throat, preesiling at this liens. may be
In the confidence id the country, and of every delete "'
arrested an soon as discovered, and every sympton banished
minded and thinking ma°, than it WAS at the dime they by Holloway's temple end effective treatment. This (ent-
erer,. elected. You have two important plots, --you nsent and Pills axe highly commended for the facility
have the Liberal party strong, and you have the Con- with which they succeastully contend with influents •
earvative pert?
week, INSSIIISug about for • policy, and they allallailsan Loorsably shoo time see eietemidei
without 6 Jodie who le ntiod to hid than, tither by ever sad cough.

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