The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1869-12-28 00:00:00

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"TAP BOoT."—Barley.
CHIISTMAT SONO/ITS= —The Waite.
Alm not chignons hair.'ela lioare.ein thing.?
AT this time of the year beauty is often sea-skim
deep.
Tile general at pro.ent eommanding in Ireland.—
General Di...14(.4i00
Tug ISACHEL4,II.B TOAST.—Large fortunes and small
Waists.
EQUAL TO TUS Omagiog. —Poigmais (anfiripagis9 a
scene): "Your L,.eyskip's 'sir is Hoff!" Strong-wind
Dowager : " Thee wind my timid to put it on."
AGALAVATI Aa.— To be told, when you are wet
through, that it is • beautiful rain, and good for the
HCAin Try.
By THI 8 Ail SPA WATT/A—Manna : "See, Marion !
in • few • condi the sun will login the ivean!"—Morion:
" Oh, TTH, 7... Apt! what • spl.sh there will he r
WHT t. Salmon like a Mention I—Beasuse you are
always glad when its quite done, and you isay out
m'NliTriiha winding tip your watch at night, think of the
good sets you have done in the dsy. You will not
overwind.

A PETLIRRIPHER TO HIE FRIENDS.—To have brandy.
and-w•ter, you upx two things tu,;ether. Very good.
But never do that in argument.
VERT VI,LO•11 BILL —"You ought not le come to'
our donee in boots with nail. in 'em." "I haven't.'
Theo. you've had your toes cut off."
THE .retch who can stand in • pair of slippers
worked for bins by, his wife. and mold her, is • brute
who desire.' to hare the gout in both feet.
ALWAYS TEE SEREOE. —There is OES outdoor amuse-
ment in our variable climate which may be pursued
all the yea- rnand—Flouse.hunting.
/Iwo/. Posmvs.—Old lady: "Do .they sell good
• sperrote at this 'nose, Mister?: •Spectable-looking
Maa (Hut- ): "Mn.'d'whierly. louk't (his) me,
ened'no—for .heen o'nsh epenny 1 r
VERY DEMORALISIMO.—NoUt Sportsman : "Well,
Jim. have you been in jail lately for night.posching r
: " No. my Lord. l'ee been a beatin' all this
month to you gents for pet-huntioe and that's enough
to take all notions o' real 'port out of actors
'nig Won', or Pnoomina TO THE ERE r—Railloom
Porter: " Weybri.ly, ! Weybridae ! Any one for
Prgin's weber !—" Thirsty Passenger (waking spat
Me sound of Mr lost word): "Gun an' water ! 'Ere y'
are, Porter I Bring '.h toter penn'th !!"
Ulf THE FACE OF IT.—Pretty Washer. "Now,
Johnny Well., can you tell me what is meant by •
miracle ?" Johnny: "Tea; teacher. Mother says if
you don't marry new parson, twull be • manacle r
.• GtOROI. dear, you mast have .ome water in your
claret. " I prefer my clime alone. mammal !" " But
George dear, w.ter toiep out the flavour of the wine."
but I loke the devour kW is "
Am. THE Das cn. —charles : Tell ma, Laura, why
that sonlitesa ! Tell me, why that look of ear.? Why
ham fled that loook.uf gladnese, that thy fees was most
to wear :--Loartr ; Ctma,leo, 'tie useless to dissemble :
well my fare may wear a howl., foor I've lost my largest
hairpin, and it,, cloigoon's coming olowo
VIET Li LT. Rene of II irborisuw (who hes evi-
dently rued. up bia stand for uo tint of a jolly evening).
Can tither ~f you yontig Lobe. indicate the particular
part of the Kewanee where the widens is suspended f
Strange to toy. they doortot t.k.. the hint,.

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Yet it I. w.t that I %Italy'',
Or %peak .Ihtlt thr,,ugh the now.

I rale that I pielon•
N ith III) hrt.th ;
Bat the: 11-1, )oltiva• lki.nl brhira. you
Will a I loer tan Pay hat ••yctla."