The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1870-05-17 00:00:00

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Rattrunnia Or TIM TIMIMILASCa Room, Paan-aritltr.- The
Sunday collectiooe in behalf of the funds for enlarriroj and
Improving this room amounted to LI 13a. A tea meeting tirse
toad on Wednesday evening, when the friends made excellent
provision, but the weather wee very wet, and a entailer number
than was expected were peewee. In the evening an
entertainment of mango and music WM given by MINIM
Rowland and Tons, and other frigate of the cause.
About 50 eat down to um, after which the meeting mon com-
menced. The weather having by this time elara. the room
tan nearly filled. Mr 8. Hobbs was nominated to the chair In
the Mance of the president, Rev. 8. T. Want.. The It.. 8.
Eagellet Itae, from London, Mena Rowland
and Tome, of lha!dietown, wore on the platform,
and Mlss °Word kindly remelded at the humonlum.
Several adman, songs. recitations, AM readings were
Owen by the Mends. Mean !towhead and Toms gave
moth plea..
.by their flinging of "Her bright smile
autos me " Atari look on the mutiny ode," and
the tat duett entitled "Th. A. B. C." mused Much merriment.
Among the reading. and recitations the 121011 miming, wen
" Mn. Candle, Curtain Lecture," by Mr. Tana, and The
Orle-legged Ooor," by Mr. Toms. Ma Gifford, very nicely
played *pave an the harmonium, and votes of thank. werc
1111111 to everybody who had Lasted, after which Mr. B. Hobbs
delivered asocilarapeevb, and at the condom] the benedir•
lion nan ptenooanesd, and the Blends separated, having much
Oloyed 11.. evening. The solloction amounted to i.ted.
TES GIPSY ; OR, DOllB TOOK 110111411 LINZ
PORK ? any of our readers known an srin of the
see walls • hundred mike of Weymouth, by whieh a
me way live, and not be on the sea count? Do they
know a stone sea wall, not one stone of which is peered,
and yet which holds together without meant? Oen
they tell a channel whist) holds • fleet, and yahoo which
rely one "ship or edema, registered, and assustomed
to pay light bills," has ever sailed, and she same there
by 611111WD/I over • wsllo If they can ease these
negotiate, they are ready to listas to our story. It was
but a year or two ago that a jolly farmer was bewitched
by tlte bright eym and comely figure of a your.; tipsy
rt. She wee favourable to his e', and in due time
they Were married! and "..T.ar the usual delay • pledge
of affection 'keret the happy pair. How warn it that
the! ',nen Lapin to fall out Was the smart young
Zingaria too fond of pledging her husbehal's aredit, and
appearing in Sr.. dresses, Instead of looking after her
better and her fowls? Or was it that the husband got
tired of hie wife and worshipped Basehim instead of
lean? We suit toll, bat this is true-that be forbid
the tradesmen to trust her, and that the formed the
reeolation to Lava him. In due doe she serried out
bee pnrpose amid departed, with • heavy lowl. We. it
the baby and the baby's clothes that the loving
.mother
serried off? Ah no gipdes of the present day are most
worldly wise the. $a the old times. when Utley used to
sisal children; and the little " anonmbranee" was kit
to its father', charge. Was it the plate, the money, the
howashold good.? Ott no! This astnte• lady was sok
going to risk • search-warrant of her oew pleases
What Gould it be! Nothing in the hone, we. missing,
and yet it was aerteinly • big package that she had taken
with her. Researobes in the stook department revealed
the truth. The good lady had watched, no doubt with
Interest, the feeding of • certain pig Now, no baton
is so good aa that of your feeding, and in belle sausage
was determined to enloy the taste of some of her
derneatle piastres, on the pig war killed, the lady sewed
him down through with her own hands. She tam
Lode an equitable division of (this part °Ober hashand%
property, nod fat provision for herself by oarrying
Lalf-a-ptg ! So, aa far as her share went, she saved her
&woe ; but as they don't kill • pig every day, what
will be this result we ain't tell. Will her hualiand
endeavour to harmonise " I'm off to Charlestown. eerie
In the morning," with "Buy • broom? buy • broom r
Will the lady oonsent to put herself under ward, and
will Lynch law triumph? We mast wait and-see.
K. K, K. K., on CAPTAIN COLO'S COMIC CONCIIRT,
came off with immune tee.ar at the. Royal Hotel A...nobly
Room. on Wetineolay night. The number of meta rammed bad
to be nore than owe Increasal, or great wos the demand, and
when the hour for commencing had arrived, the seats were
crowded with a fashionable company. Among./ the
patrons and patrolman of the eoncert were :- Colonel
Oioper (7th Fuelliers) and irate Major Daubs.,
(7th, Captain Outlet (7th), Lieutenant rating ILK.,
and Mime. Footing, Mrs. end the Mesa &Mies. Mr.
Coon (7th), Captain Boniont (7th) and party, Mrs. Minter,
Captain Colvin (7th), J. 'Heard, Km., and Mrs Tizar I, Mrs.
and the Mace Addison, Mrs. 011lllisa, Otptaln Smith (7th),
Mr. H. Steeds, Ma Steeds, Captain Beauchamp (7th)
sod Mrs. Beauchamp, Or. Mackie, lar, Owen, Mn.
Salmon, Mrs. Smith, and party, Mr. Clarke (71.11), Mr.
Monday (7thl, Admiral and Mn. Jeryit, Mrs Stanley,
Mr Hower, Mrs. Ratites, Mrs. J. It. and the Mom Neat.
Kr. Road,lllue Rhode and party, Ray. J. T. H Inds, J. IllnalaEmit,
Mrs Le Merchant. Ma to Marehantaraptain Pretor,
Brown, Ifni, Captain Bennett. Mn.Houle, Captain Si=n B.
th),
1). Winton, Mn. Floyd, Mho Ireland, Kra Whalley, lint
Cambridge, 11. Dm:meth, Req., and Mrs. Pergola, Mrs,
Misery. Mr. Kinneer Hancock, Captain and Mrs. Clat,mg.
aim f cigootben, Captain Poulos, J. H. Dermal, Pao.,
Deyentsh, Mimes Clark, Dr. Siamese, yr, maw., ow,
tow. of the lk. ()oroliester), Mr. and Kra JO. Yam.,
Mr. and Mrs. Wheeler. Captain Badman (7111), Mot Dow, O.
E. Ellot, Req., Mr. Yardman, Helot Cambei4t, MmAllen,
Elepeein Paddos (M), Mr. Daly_ (7th). Dr. Carey (7th),Mrs.
Nutmeat., Mr. S.. Moor (7th), Mr. Stuart (7111), Mr. Italica
(7th), Mon. Austen, Min Warnngton, Captain and Mrs. Anvyatt
Prone, Mimes Way, Mee nook; baunden. Req. (Corey),
and Mrs. Saunders, Mrs Nutley, Mrv. Rinser, Major and Mrs
Mita Mr. (had (7th), Mews. Werdroper, Mr. Frederick
Weeks, /Lc_ Ac. Captain See ear oroutuenoad the entertainment
by recitingorith much .pint, the following prologue, which
we, received with Imams. applause
WPIIV on the plain. of Weymooth.a Herrera square,
You hearth, words " yea Right,' and "As nor wore;"
When In the dosty strew each milling lam
Runs out to see the pretty aoldien posis,
And miles an meetly oo Mae .on. of Mars-
Thor future hermit .4 a one future wan;
Who could believe that rad and mrlet hoot,
Who live to "agar and who breathe to bast.
Could e'er give way to nerrousims or fear? •
Vet 111, a, my Mends, to-night-now -here!?
I eo, shaking with fright,• I knob, don't laugh, for certain
Five doleful Singers Mend behind that curtain,
And they have sent ume here to MI that you
Will of Meer tailings Mks a lenient view.
Our talent may beloss-our aim Is AMA,
We may amuse, or fall; we can but try.
Fun le not genius yo'rops, but often fully
BIWA wisdom hollow to tame melancholy.
And do not fear that our warm comic fire
Sill e'er burn low-our "Cafe" will aver Me.
Our mime itongeter, let an hop's not. meet
To be " 'Winter of your discontent."
The haw Mk* of our sweet bard of Fain
Will be morn welcome to those bard of 'win,
He'll hold the even tenor of Me way,
No matter what the mac, what the lay.
And Mould he Al/Pr In his arduove duty,
Ladies they'auts erase from your beauty,
His reoe are so saceptible to that;
So bide your oyes all eased if be sing fiat
And ail you reheat who laugh and jest
That never beauty shell dieturb your not.
Take heed, lest now, the charms of Beta Waring
Should pierce th.en stony booma past all bearing.
Now, arse of comedy, you've ad Your turn,
And sweeter melodies are our sondem I
a let our thoughta By up with one consent,
And Introduce to you the Brothers Bent.
Hang on each line aid catch ma golden word,
Nor deem their story false, their grief absurd;
Their *Nem tale they'll tell so md, av true,
In tali own usandles of Bummer. ;
And should the soar of that afeerious pair
Not plow; duel gently-lie ajoreign
Bunt Bonn! if you a pusate herein see, Sir
Ana I not bore, and mu I not the "Key lial"
The Cancel love In all innate
For present knowledge of our future rate ;
Profesor Lavine and the mall Ca Fa
Will minty. The Californian star,
Will tell you all you know, and even more
Will tell- what no one ever knew before.
My teak is done, sad our intention told,
One thing I ask fop Mall I be too bold 7
That If to-night tome &Moen you Mould And,
Our good !Montane you all rapt. mind.

Solealowi,

If po*er our talent, U. we need l'ln7ure
Your generous kludooks doubly for the Poor
Each do his part, ekk ere sill do our parts •
Applause will rano your hoods, and thew our hearth

The " Bill laid before the Howie forth. Ducemblishment and
Dimodowtoent of the Morbid Melancholic tendencies of the
Weymouth Public " Ina • programme omits:ming • wicks variety
of musical selection. The band of the Royal f'unliers nudes
1107 Von Hedaspena played • kill treat brilliancy colections
from La Grande Duchies., the talented leader being greeted
with wenn applause, and the performance giving great
factios. The coneart, of which we have na space to give such
a report se In could wieh, then pnweeded, every meg, per-
k...hence, or recitation, being • great auccem. Mr. Winter
sane with coolderable power and much aweetstem "The Song
dr the Fire," and " Strangers Yet," receiving marked appro-
bation. Captain lie) air mug "Betsy Waring," gat up at an
old woman who goes out charing, and Is &aided with
rheumatic, ; the
ludicrous •he disgulae was coin iete, and the rendering nacre
was loudly , and pre " Olt ! Sophia,"
in„,n winitingiy. Mr. O'Brien mug in eharaelar " Paddy don't
care," In which be 'bowed himself • rale Oirlit hboy, by blis
clover manipulation of the shillelagh, his fun was hearty and
healthy, and he scat deesewedl3 'moored The mutest patio°
of LP entertabit hot In the cask line was Peen by Capt. Cole,
uu. „jut imeniti,Ae geneshumour, pbudgetof comic songs,
all in appropriate Aeration. lbs changes of dress were
quit. with the oslebrated oodln, and the rertatlllty
of hielintaour shows Nal to bee genius In UP line. Among ,
the soap were "Th. BwlatOirl and her Guitar," "Hammer-
ninth Sal," "rd cbtose to be • baby," • most ludiswoua one
" The teeth wee dog," in director as a Dutchman, with
of portentous has, "My P— ruoty Jane," "ni. Brewer's
Daughter,"gp, all of which went down well with the public,
and were received with numerous moon, and every description
of appease. Captain Cole is In himmelf quite • party of wrote
singer., and he told his powers before the company without
sparing Worts flu the least- The public now hues w we.=
c to expect font Captain Cole be
, and be is certain to
with shouts .4 applause. The labour of Ittstatining genes,
the serb of aiming at teeny thane, ers. meat have been very
great; but novae Ina a prologue more true in Its premiss thus
that of this concert. In saying " Our Cole will never tire"
-
his humnoor sparkled brilliantly to the lan. Meet dead...
treats to the true musician were the violin solos of He von
Ilesideghent Ile gone a concerto with true Mende's:hale
feeling, and immera power of execution, bringing out all
thugs lovely touchm by which Mendelmohn often made
bi• hearers fancy theY were in the enJoyment
of rural and woodland delighte, as well as of
the roost charming mu -lc- But in the wonderful violin
"Carnival de Venial," the Herr aurpas•wl himself, and
pre • treat so wonderful that it could not have been expected.
.111s=ng @U
von tz* marked h
tool, and ::: a muter.
the
the lirometimisati;
bird, wail as in sorrow, crack Jokes in Oa most coolie bank
and laugh in • most estraordlnary inataccr, and the mos
refilled muck pervaded the whole. Herr Yon HlNkhgbs.
dienetixtehed before ; but he appeared to be se4appiel•
ni on Wednesday night Ur Avant, who
&bowed himself also a great master Si she Li11110,"="114
seusj
contributed to our pleasurt, TM reel of