The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1862-05-20 00:00:00

APPEAL TO THE OLD LADY.

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PRAT, Goody, please to aggravote the rmaeour of your tyngue,
Stil &slang sparks of fury from low eyes;
Remember the galled Jade doth wince, to Dhow her withers
smug,
When the raves about libels and lies,
Ply me, try me,
Do, Ma'am, do decry me!
Foul air, past me,
lauoessinly fist
THE OLD LADY'S APOLOGY.
My name Is Squeaky Music, and which E gland Is my nation,
Dorset was my birthplace, but MAC 114;h-street's my
'abitation.
I used to be respectable, the' subßek to derigion.
By reason as my principles was Gin and True Religion.
I am Bppentre you must know, and I won't drop a penny.
I does a deal of oirty work, am 'appy to get soy,
I goon to tho Consertstive Club, where I lights the fires
Or servos any °Met. purpose as the Derbyites requires.
To Malmesbory's and Normanb)'s I hoften goes a eharin'.
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For which I've clanged my colour., now true blue no longer
wearlill,
Now my cloak I Polly scarlet, and my gownd I, Naples yeller,
With my old white hat and crape, end gingham humbareller.
[Slightly altered from Punch.

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IG y une, Lie u teitan t Gordone, R. N. , Lieutenant
COMMITTED TO THE 111ORCHESTRR GOAL-Hard
Graves, R.N., Mr. Pulley, Miss Crawford, Mies
Labour :- William Thorne, vagrancy at Blandf mil, Neville, Mr. Morns, R.N., Mr. Morgan, R N., Mr.
10 days; Johm H. are, leaving family chargeable at Deveniuh, R.N., Mr. Semmens, R.N., Mr. Coulson,
Beamineter, 2 calendar months : John Dodge ; R.N., Captain Gould, Mr Mairne, Mrs. and Miss
asaault ou police at Weymouth, 14 days ; Ann Sansom, Mrs. Cornelius. &e., &a.
Crocker, &tinging nnderwood at Dorchester,
CHuitAL S(,mme. -The members of the Wei-
-2 calendar months' Mary Blandarner, for the mouth Choral Society gave a concert at the Burden
same offence, 7 daNs ; David Scott, assault Hotel Assembly Rooms on Wednesday evening last.
at Wimborne St Odes, 2 calendar months; There was a lame number present, and the whole
Cherie., Legg, leaving family chargeable at -From
affair went off tolerably well-quite as well, perhaps,
Vauchurch, 3 calendar month,; Jane Perry,
as so young a society could have expected to acquit
vagrancy at W imborne, 14 days ; Thomas Pearce, itself. The society, no doubt, would do much better
drunk at Lyme Regis, 3 calendar months; Imprison- if it hail a better leader.
meat: Charles Larcombe, drunk at Stoke Abbot, 7 THN ROYAL HOTEL. -The Royal Hotel was this
daya
.. year the head quartets of the 5t..41.1).Y.C., mid es
GREAT WESTERN AND SOUTH WurAut RAILWAY Fri .
day last, after a review, a dEjeuner a la fourchea
CoMPANIES BILLS.—DECISION OF ma COMMITTEE.- .
was given, at which the following ladies and gentle-
The inquiry into the merits of the various hills proposed
ere present :- Major-General Shirley ; Mr.
C. Haniliro ; Mr. Penthorp ; Miss C.
gentle-
by
utuliteesde
otne
Fo
reiodiseyr eniii,d ebst d. uarinidi g
the
cpore.s.eiiittt,seessui,oent her-
on mmynnggw;
Mr.
iTnhairaclay morning to deliberate on their droisMn. They Bower; Mies Yeatruan; Mr. May' Captain Thresher;
were thins engaged from half-put eleven tll two o'clock D. R.V. ; Mr., Mrs., and Mist Wilmott ;Mr. Foster;
when the room was opened, aud the chairman epoke as Captain Mogg ; Captain Caney ; Mr. and Mrs. Code
follows :-The convene° desire me to state that, iti Hawker ;or d Mrs. Hawker ; hfise Pigott ' • Cornet Glyn;
the case of a bill to authorise the construct '
ion of a rail- Lieut.-Col. Hansel • DR. .V. ; Copt. Fa Howes ; Mr:
sway to connect the Andover and Redbridge Railway. hiliott ; Mine F. Idedljeott ; Major Frampton- Capt.
near Redbridge, with the Greet Western Railway near Elliott, R.N. • Mr. and Mrs. Gordon; Hen. Misses
Newhmy, and for ithee purposes, the Preamble is net pat ; Mrs. ft. Ferqohareen ; Lady Blanche Osborne;
proved to their asatisfaction.-The committee d,-sire uat Lady Emma Osborne; Lady Digby ; Lady River., Mire
to state that, iii the case of a bill to authorise the con- Waldy ; Mr. Waldv ; Mrs. Fetherstonhaugh ; Mr. and
'traction of a railway, the extension of the Andover Sirs. Fyler ; Miss Aseott ; Mies Ferquharson ;
and Redbnilge Railway to Southampton, and for other The Marquis of Catmarthein ; Miss Wailer ; Miss
purl-ones, the I'm amble is not proved to their aatisfac- H. Digby • Captain Farquhar; Mr. Bennett;
tion.-The committee desire me to state that, in the LieUteilari; Watford, sth D.R.V., Ensign Dave.
ease of a bill for euthorieimg a lease of the Andover and nieli, 3rd D.R.V. ' • Lieut. Coombe, 3rd DR.V.; Ensign
Redbridge Railway to the Great Western /ladles
Y Tizard, sth D.R.V. ; Dr. Tisard, sth D.R.V. ; Mies
Company, and for other purposes, the preamble is not Shinto ;Miss Allen; Hon. Mrs. Williams; Mr. Wilaiott
proved to their sat Lefaction.- The committee desire me Williams; the Mayor of Weymouth (R. Hare, Rex.);
ko state that, in the ease of a bill for .:inferring further the Town Clerk; Major Nugett, RE. : Captain
powers upon the Andover and Redbridge Railway Cow- commies 1 lira. and Miss Gores.; Miss Griffin ; Miss
',env, and for other purposes, the preamble has been Ca Mortimer; Miss Vandeleur ; Captain Vendelenr,
proved to their satisfaction.-That in the case of a pro- Rev. J. T. Hinds and Mina hinds: Mrs. Yeatman ;
posed hill fir authorising the making of junction lines the Rev. F. Fisher; Lieut-CoL Cox; Mrs. Cox;
of railway to connect the Andover and Redbridge to the Miss Kettle; Mr. and blies R. Thornton; Miss Foster;
Loilden and South Western Railway, and for lea/sing or Mr. H. S. Ward; Cornet Webber; Mr. H. P. Cant-
transferring the Andover and Redbridge Railway Corn- bridge ; Capt. Hansel; Mr. Fele Webber; Lieut.
pany to the Loudon and South Western Railway Coos- Medlyrott ; Capt. Wyndham; Miss Beatrice Wyndham ; pany and other purposes, the preamble has not been Mr. Welty ; Capt. Wahly ; Capt. anal Mrs. Harris;
proved to their sattafaa.tion.-The committee desire me Mrs. and Mies Kingsmill ; Capt. Still; Kra. Stu; Mr.,
to state that in the ease of a bill for autherLing the Mrs., and Miss J. Gundry ; Lient. W. Scott ; Me.. Amy
London and Bout). Western Railway Company to make Farquharson ; Capt. Smith ; Miss Resit!' • the Hon. F.
and maintain the Bristol and South Western Junction
Pep).; Mr.
-1 J. I). W. Digbyes ; Miss William.s; Mr. ; Mr. W. 'S. Granger ;
Railway, and to make arrangetnente with other railway Mr.. J. Good ; Mr. Littleba
1 j ffe, &c., &c. companies, and to ease further moneys, and for other Freeman; Miss Radcl
purposes, the preamble is not proved to their eatiefec-
BLANDFORD.—Our esteemed auctioneer, Mr.
tion.--In the case of a bill to authorise the construction
H. Richards, held his annual sale at Wool fair, on
in the ',eerily of Somereet of a railway from the Great ~„
Western with the Wilts, Somers, t. and Weymouth Wednesday ednesday the 13th instant, when 76 lota were
Railway at Redstoek to the Great Western Railway at offered, of ehich 67 were sold, realising the stun of
Keyre.ham, and certain other branches, the preauille is £1216 16s. 6d. The nine lots remaining unsold
not proved to their aatisfaction.-It may be stated that were bought in at prices above the present market
gra at excitement had I re, ailed ainomst the cotillion In. elder,
tsrested whila the cominiateo were debt), r tag alma POOLE-DORM CENTRAL RAILWAY COMPANY.
.-An extraordinary special general meeting of this
the merits of the r,val schemes, and en the committee
room dour being thrown open there was something like c,mpinly took plass on Tneaday, at the Westminster
so 'ugly lust." Some time eletweil haute eilenee wee
so fer olattined as to allow the eheirniati to sediounce Palace Hotel, for the pUrpthe of considering and
the decision of the committee. The excitement appeared approving a hill now pending in Parliament for the
to bogrostly tutomoiliod as out et tor omottto et the whole emelP4ett'44. el the 8°01"elot Usetal Iteilwe7