The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1871-06-06 00:00:00

Work! Work I Work !

On that which vlelds return ;
Work ! Work! Work I
No honest labour spurn,
It matters not what you may do—
To make • nation or • shoe ;
For he that worts an bonnet thing,
In God's pure sight, ranks se • king,.

Work! Work I Work I
The planets In their spheres.
Work I Work I Work I
Through di-. and months sad years;
They never stop, but onward go
A lesson et steady work they show ;
The band that made them never time
Replenishing their Inward lime.

Work Work I Work
For Urns Is on the wing,
Work ! Work Work I
Forks that works ma deg,
The merriest song that ma be sung
Rolls upwards from the labourer's tongue
A. he goes home, the oinking mm
Shining on labour honestly done.

Work! Work! Work!
And never idle stand,
Work I Work I Work!
Be one of nature's band
She &lino works that things may grew
Sometimes feet and sometimes sloe;
Her work is never done in haste
She works ail up, and leaves no weals.
Jou num..

A FROG &Mar.—A man named Davidson, living in
Mayville, Now York, lir been interviowed by the Phila-
delphia Simla, Despatch. it. has just ejected from
his stomach • frog which has been living there for
liftessa years Kr. Davidson, says the lows 814ge
lkspieler, has had • great deal of trouble with that frog.
It used to begin to orsak at the moat uneessonable
hours. When Davidson would go to ohnrokfor indiums,
the frog would remain silent until the otragregation
e silent prayer, sad then it would set up snob
• terrible howl that the sexton would rush in and collar
Davidson, and drag him out to quiet him dewn in the
graveyard. Sometimes the frog wonld give • nootiund
111(611,11114) after Davidson was fast asleep lii bed, and
then Davidson would rise, as mad as anything, and
seise • 'toroth-pump and try to drew the frog up.
Bat the sehtde reptile had had that triek played on it
too often daring those fifteen years, and it always
shinned up the tube • plus, out of the draft, aol waited
until Davidson eshausted himself. Davidson
fooled that frog • groat deal. And when frogs were in
season, Davidson used to fish for this one with • fir ;
but it always ref used to rise, and the Ay bawd around
so in Davideou's alimentary caned that it nearly tickled
Davidson to death. So Davidson hail to wait until UN
other day. when the frog thought be would some up and
go and see • friend; and when it did wine. Davidson
killed it with • fork. Ile says this frog mod to eat
twice mach as he did; but we have been thinking it
over, and it seems to us the statement must be swagger-
Med.—American paper.
Jout Bwueqe os Whthruna.—l hay spent • great
deal of earthing, and sum money, few had out who
was the fast whirler, bat up sew now I am just as
mush uncivilized on the !scaliest as I was. Ikm tell
who Played on the fa" Jul" harp, and who beat the
lust tin pan, and i kno the year thst the harp ov a
thousand string was diskoured in. bet when whirl-
ing was an infant is as hard for is. tew may as ml
prayers in to dutch. Whirling is • wind inatniment,
and is dui be pitekring up the mouth, and blowing
through the hole. There slat no tune on the whole
mirth but what can be played on this instrument, and
that celebrated old tune Yankeedoodle has hen almost
whirled se death. Grate thinkers aro not apt tow be
good ',Waders ; in fat when • mu kaat think ov
nothing, then he begins taw whisked". We seldom see
• !ultra who is • good whimsies, thus is • grate deal
ov /sour bright in • sharp. well pocketed, whirell.
Good whirlers re getting shone, at years ego they
was plenty, bat the desire tow git riteh, or tow hold
alas has took the pnoker out of this honest end sheer-
tel U i had a boy who amide% whlsseli, i
don't want tow be understood that I should feel at
liberty taw give the boy up for Wet, butt would much
rather be would kno how tew whiesell feet rate than
boo how tew play a sukond rat* game or karda. I
wouldn't free • boy ov eau tow whined' 'gin his
natral Weinman*. Winimin, as a kind, or Is the
lamp, are poor whirlers. I don't kno how I found
this out, but lam glad of it, it is • good deal like mow-
ing in • hen. Crowing is an Wady like thing in • ben
taw do. I haw often heard heat tri tow grow, bat I
never knit one to do herself Justus. • router kaa
krow well, and • hen out kink wok and lei let each
one of them stik Sew their trade. Masking is jut as
osesosary in this world as Growing, esperaily if it is
well did. Bat i want it well understood that iam the
last man on rookord who would refuse a woman thence
Nor whirs/ if she waseertain she had the right pucker
for it. I never kan • gaol whirler but what had a
good eonstitution. Whirling is composed of pucker
and wind, and then two aooomplohmants denote
vigor. hum people alwns whirs' whore thou is dan-
ger—this they do to kop the tread out or them. When
ems • boy I always oonsidered whisaling tho siert beet
thing to • handle to go down other wash in she air
tam The hest whissiers I have me 141024 iAls•
:=the owns (i wake this mops* wilt the highest
to the moosepliohnests ow the whites), I Mee

beard • south keratin, derkltY whiseel so nab.,
eseeking.bird would drop • worm out ev g7,7oet.
italk hick to the nigger. I don't wart
evidence en the gen. hal honesty there la7"1 h.
than the fackt that there elot Duthie' eshkg:
' shower quicker th on the whiagal orr j.,dos .1
(IVO IWO co good Jading of honesty as
live. It is bard work to I boot a 004 u„,.."lter ty,l
next to imporeibles too plieol him ?1,,1 .O 1
aint afraid to trust enuy man for 4 mad
is a good whissle. -New York Werkl 'hot," I
tih
MYTHOLOGY MUItSUNIZED.-(Fruni
Generation,' by John Fraucis Megresa, 11.1,Ti.-tvit
o pose the motion of Netkiitl44ll, , s'hl
for Snoerlon, ai,4 I intend to eget, g00."!,..41
pretty I.Luily ; for I OM ku you, Mr, e,......,teges
world has been to lorg beruhrirde ,er
aid
w.th this matter of el 14.1i(4, ant c'.iese,l7,ll'44oll
aid DUI.811:144 of the /nod -(loughter,) -4,444,
woo of yea would laegh at me, beam-el ts
• tender point. But I dot care shout;
don't break bentes-(hear, hear !) e„„-
• plain votes " Very," 01
'Hear, hear r) At any rate, wh, 4,..41141thi0
opiniousoo that score--and I retuerk, err:a-71,121N
some of my neighbours that tames differ-e,-;.741e
I am deteriein‘d to apeak my meet or, ti,:-`4*”.
of classical lectures for the milipin-(,
45
am plain ruan-C• hear, hear I' al„i IL/ ts
Well, have it your own way-pleae youraiZty
you'll please mo-I won't quarrel with 7„,
bead ; but goriest what I said befoie-it • :41,k,
some of my neighbours that tastes diff r
ad that kind of thing-(near,
going to make • calculetion that ptoh.shi w-;.,"ss
ni,ll the weak nerves of a tiesnoiol
I be any such preen alive In thee. slaya-kaL,:,
Our National Debt la now not more thou Li)
was twenty years since, iu the time of that ea,„.•,*-4
man-1 really beg pardon,but the narne Lea
- (a laugh) -however, that is of no
or tbsre.. Well, ter, if the money
present °eatery in teaching these elewies to sele-414,,,",
had been applied to pay off the Natiend io
should have very little of it reausiniug at this
I have been favoured by my bon, trent, th
for Reimers!, with an ingetiimis calculatio:
effect-(" Hear, hear !" and laughter.) .
Ael'l
what good have these clause duns this mustt ,
ottoistk.. ? ism a plada man-(much laugdell evi 1,71
like to ask pleio queations. Are we the -'.
happier, or the strooger, or the heartier, o
heathen rubbish ? -(laugh ter, "Oa, oh?' aed. en.-
'Shame;' from Mr. Jones.) lion. gentlemea
504
(loadeedrillakduglem,thahotemTp:eliperessyraNytatot.ofwh'itlttititgesoldtshylt uff.
abeeien4 rad: but,
Jr 1;1 good t
!its
click to
ct to,
hut
any other stranAe characters ; yes, let us look
two of them, as a sample of the pack-(11.
suppose they ever had any existeoce-atd, I may.:
you I don't b,lieve they tiad-(a laugh)-1 belie
all rubbish and lies-(contomed hosahrer)-1 "s';
us ask ourselves, We these the kind of gentry •. '
like to be intimate with, or to introduce to oeeL:r-
and dm/inters 1-(leughter). As a plain ruei. 1"
hon. tutrobere, what Jo they think of Jupiter
.ouged haugliter)-the most splendid fellow of their.:
ed
:the
best-au
td.omi nyrialabli"ndihn
.plainly.,.aida
would wish to do; Out take this grand fellow at •
can be mart lithely Ltsi %Lis meld character'.
(laughter). To be sure, he looks very fine to man,l.
and stucco, and what not-end eu do snore of
are none the better fur that-(hear, hear). He ara4
very dignified eentlemau, no doubt ; and so it
panah beadle--(uh, oh!) Hot who would like ha
him in his family circle? thhers may, sir, mei;
one. If he lived in these times-and mind I doet;
be needle any times, for I don't believe one ayl.a,
of the whole rubbish-we 040 liii rant
pretty often as a erreepoudent-i- 04, oh:"
laughter.) Why, sir, you woullu't know when%
were when you might hove this Mr. Jupita in
your skylight, Or duwa the chimney-1.0,,
No, sir, not for not-torah playsactiog
wouldn't do for me. I wouldn't flow the it,,,
inside my door, or return his salute if 1 ne:4
in the street-though there is not moot hoard ta,
(laughter). Then, sir, there is Venus. I supps,
hoe, member for Snowdon, would require the rs,
lecturers to indulge their pupils with an eider.
biography of this amiable red faszinahog lace!.
(laughter). Mr. Jones : Why not ?-11aughterl-e
P. Primrose : My hoe. Irked rake "Why
Sir, I allow my hon. friend to 'magma why tte.,:.
shan't condescend to particulara-(lau.(kr).
want to say anything ag dnat the sex —(;ries of "aa
-"what sea ?") What sex should it be but theme.
(• voioe : There are two)-will the hon, members,
me time to boleti my sentence? 1 s sy, yeas RI er
the one to which the busaey belong,d :
hear, hear). Da not take um as ruling to rue sag
the fair sea, or as beings woman-hater. 12.4 -
of the kind sir-gmtbing whatever of the
(laughter) -very far from it I can asset. 07.
trienda-(laughter). Women are all well eel god c
their proper place-(" where r "name ?')-arterest
that ni.y be. Seriously, is tLis Venus the is:
woman we should salines :-(hear, hear, from renal
benches). Mr. Jones: Most certainly-(lserlite,,,
Mr. P. Primrose: I don't blame my young (reale
was young myself -(cries of "when, when?)
don't be too curious. But is she • proper exempla
nur wives and daughters, or is she a safe acqesuitii
for our sous?-(bear, hear). I hasn't mush Icenni
throw sway on gentry of that class ; but if Ih,
feeling of pity to spare, it would be for the utt.r.
n•te husband of that most ill conduakd young wt.
-(laugliter): She led him • pretty dance.-.llr. Jra
No, he was lame-(laughter).-Mr. P. Primrose::
air, the wore the pity for him, and the more (he:.
for her-Airmail laughter). And oan the bon. 111t1
member for Snowdon stand up in this House, sod
Lis hand upon Isis breast, and, se an honest WI,
the House that he approves of the way in wh
Venus brought up that brat of bers?-"ob, ok a
name?") You know him well enough-Cop
(laughter)l Goodness knows the world has had
of your Cupids ever since-(laughter). Why,
one of my servant maids would give a fariterig Ir
valentine that hadn't this young puppy le it h
as life, firing with his bow and arrow at A h,art it,
as • bullock's- (laughter. But, I ask, watt:
mother's bringing up of this "div.chty tic
Me I Sly It wall shocking - indececi,
And what was the result? Why before Itsys
reseal was, I don't know how old, he was ptilmen
with Psyche-perhaps the beat of the lot, tLougt ;a
does rot say much for the rest-(a langb).Aodo.
at Apollo I -• goodfohmothing, lazy, idle, mg:.
young fellow--(laughter)-vagaboua Leiter am: a
world, playing on some kind of masked instrtursO-,
voice t "The lyre"): The lise-(lauebtei)-tbe
Domeier it. If he was satisfied with hinnies's:a
ment of that kind, one would let him h.ve aifi
welcome. But his conduct to Niobe and tar
daughters proved, air, that • man may be
mudeian, ant have • bad heart in tte b4l'.'
(laughter). I admit this Apollo was a hoot:es:4,
well.forined young man; but if I had nay
soon see what • few monies' wholesale eaerzue
patent crank would do for him -(laugh ter). . • •
pass by Juno; only remarking that she was mite s
marsh of • termagset for any quiet mods t,is-
(laughter)—and that scamp Mercury, %Lal ii
eountry would be • ticket•of.leave-men f tur vø
°less -(oh 1 oh !)-and men, more besides-other kJ
models, according to the member for Suuwdoo, la m
imitation of the rising generation. Than art N., lc
nymphs and your shepherds, and your earplal:a.lo:
• choice lot! Some of them ere strolling alma •
very short petticoats, and the others minting .114-
(laughter). Minding sheep ?-making love, sir laP
latighter). Would any man in his @erases trust hor
petty to such a get of idle, pipe paying, lovenashe
scamps? And thews are your gods and goddesses,
the minor lug/MU/el 1-(laughter). Teen wo hays es.
hon. gentleman's heroes! I etippoee Achilles rah
take precedence. This is the ger:tamest. sruom
mother caught by the heel, and dipped in tbe nt.yie.h"
(hear hear). Pity she did not give Mat She stick
b.,
I.
he was growing up-'-(oh! oh 1)-and he might
mutineer
better for it. Why, ha, else fellow was a
ithe,
the first watez • and if I were• A gsweTn'T loubt-
pions y
ever warn each. a person, which I
atdugsehrt )h-iml'dbefe:reve
his osia.nanhitemheoot:-..tisetohiamileneh,nlel.luwoorwrida,..
my word and honour, as
nwm.,
weal
(laughter). After referring in uusenup nue
be e
to Homer and to Virgil, whose rural poems,
twoeulhdegpn member
eamllbee thri
e.ad
farmers
do! our days into the (7 A tUd
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AMERICAN ITEMS.
A religious journal, ooaduoted iii the intereito ,1
total abstinence, recommends the sih.titutou of ts
for wine .in the celebratiM Of LOG Lord's 'upper.
Tennessee he. another wild m.n, much in ,re L 5...?
factory than the last. H.., ii $.70.1 loot high, c
with shaggy hair, very muscular, MO4 a w.y trom Iv:
with ' adoeish:nif swiftness, but approaches dig,.
tooted women with wild and burro! soreams 0,
delight."
A Ida we. Amsted In Bulfslo List werk for etealM
• barrel of telt. When erraigeed in too Court :,
pleaded dealtitation. •• You couldu't cot the salt," sc.
the judge. "Oh, yes I could, with the meat I intent.:
to steal." This reply cost him biK mouths. The joii,
bed no appreciation of deLoate humour:
The Rome (Os.) Conrier states that the pastor
one of the coloured oeurches in that city het adowei.
novel plan in taking up collection* at the close at e.::
'omen. Lie scudu round two beta; One he calls v.'
church and the other the world. The church is sea
to the members, the world to the non-professera
...,
James IL Stone, a young man ri,,nueetod eidi ii•
Regained (Kid.) Telegraph, is a subj.-cc tor epegrAbi
at the hands of all weit-regulated mind liu as.m•
is to take twelve young Laid for the tour of tiro!
Britain, the Continent, Egypt, and the Holy
he alone is to accompany them as their Psi',
(or, end friend.
A fight bet *eon a rat and and two in005,-4 cifii,.,'
head and a rattlesnake—took place a; lick:l.PM,
Ohio, the other day, which lasted several hours,
resulted in the triumph of the rat. 1:1 c PP, I"'"
we. killed, and the rattleshake would 11.,re folioed e
....I
like fate hat he not beau removed. Teo 01 '—
considerable generalship in the encounter, cad Iv'tll
time he was bitten would retire to 1.0 don"' °
cage, and bite out the piece from bis bed!.
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A young man recently wrote to a Ne• Y.r a'ilf_
asking whether it would b • edvissble for him tor;
• "young and tender angel who had u.ver do
~,
own washing or dressmad ,l.
og." lu reply the e;
"ria..l him to do so by all wadi, add di'dtua'...l
"milord"' in his own experience, where the bride 7,..
done her own washing, bet alter marriage
boded so fond of the
washtub, not only to
for her own family, but for levers, famine/ elm Or
her acquaintances. the felbariag al •
as r!,
A Southern polio, Pr°d
Li ,__,"4° -,.-,.;
specimen of American iroilitmt r"• - ..
- bow„ the bee,,,,„, An e the tool , .
Mug the bill)glitly, wake the pullout ,
Let the loud hoNanna ring,
.....,
liumehtla
MADAVII BILUSSIVII 11175ICLL GINIXASICM
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LADIZI, No. 33, lirdeachreet, &skew, *ld",
. • "bre,
Round ahoulders sad stooping babas oared IDi*..a.
modal. The art dolman( taught at 104 64 per le 1
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Madame Iketiner's new work on Caliatheuies for
..d,'
de of abed' forwarded os the ['alp* of Ids r
Governmses thorooghl7 Initiated fa the art of
in throe WM*

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