The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1876-08-01 00:00:00

THE qUESTION OF 14-10 D.
To the Mit,,r.

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Fraacr's Magn:ent. for July. and ale, may.
without knowing how to obtain, further infonnati,,,
on a subject which has lately attracted a eon.ideral,le
share of public attention. Kindly allow
mention that I shall have pleasure in forwardin4..adi information to any enquirer who will favour Inc with his name and address.
I am, Sir,
ltespectfully yours,
It. /Limn
Ilranahall, Stockport, July 21111, 1876.

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AMERICAN HUMOUR.
Brigham Young will not let his wives or daughtei,uke
part in round dances. Brigham is a very moral ;
have notices! thin frequentlr-
A Brooklyn bauhelor mentions the fart that thee:rats*
of a female baby is always more sudden and treacherous
than that of a male baby.
The little boy who ate half an apple dumpling and
then pleaded for custard pie, becauu. the d 1 imm 1111-44
of his stomach was full, but the pie .i.le Vrikal t, got his pie.
An old Jamaica "soaker" ha, .usb a ILLMilliou
that when he pokes his head out ..f Ile, window at night
to close the shutters before retiring, all the roosters in the
neighbourhood begin to crow.
A Rockland man thought he had to oriel an angel hue
when he began to tell, the first wmk, bow his mother
' used to perform various household duties, be found that
he Was wedded to a woman who lacked several very
portant characteristics of angels.
Judge Black of Pennysilvania, declines to become
a candidate for the Presidency. He says he has never
' done anything yet to be ashamed of, an.l as long
as he can get all the chewing tobacco he wants he never
will.
Strawberries are still high in New York, but they
seemed here on Saturday to be within the reach of the
poorest. They stood on a box in front of a grocery. and
several of our leading citizens hung around most of the
day, hut as the proprietor was looking they were unable
to buy any.
A Chicago man advertises for a wife with a knowledge
of MIMIC and remarks that no "Maiden', Prayer" or
"Silver Threads" kind of a girl will answer.
It happened at • New York evening party. Said a
high-toned young nun to a merriest woman, -" Who is
your favourite composer I Handel!' "Yen," she quietly
responded, "the broom handle. When the old wan and
me have a row it composes things quicker than light-
ning." The high-toned young man subsided.
The infirmities of age are diminishing the respect
which Brigham Young once used to compel from the
members of his household. Now he ran stand on the
threshold of his bedroom door two or three hours every
morning, hollering for some of his wive., and still have
to go hack and button his shirt with a string-
A Presaun lOWA was very angry on going home the
other night to find that his wife had lent the only Rifle
in the house. Ile sail it was a disgrace that in this
period of Christian enlightenment a family should have
only one copy of the Bible. It si.tems he wanted todecide
• het as to whether it was Paul or Cepha.s who said,
"Coneietency, thou art a jewel."
"Maria," lie said, "why do f, when I get kinder
mixed up in doing, anything, always scratch my headr
He asked her this conundrum, did the honest-hearted,
hard-fisted son of toil, as one who had stumbled over
some great philosophical discovery, that it was no won-
der he felt hurt when she answered, "Because it needs
combing, Ephraim." k:phraini never asks c-inundrune
at home now.

The Detroit Fr, Pm.. man wants somebody td invent
• front door which an be unlocked at midnight with •
tobacco box as well as a key. If he were in the habit of
going straight home when he leaves the office in the
evening, inst.mil ot stopping at the 'lodge' be would
have never felt the want of such a door, lie will had
joining a temperance society a good substitute for ouch
an invention.

TOURISTS and TILIVELLERS, LAIIIE4 RISKIRI;
visiting the seaside, or otherwise exposed to the
scorching rays of the sun and heated particles of dust
will find ItowtaNi,s. KALI ll“R most coolir,„•• and
refreshing to the face, hands awl anus; it eradicates
sunburn, tan, freckles, &c., and is especially reeom.
mended for the skin after sea bathing; 4s. 4;41, and
Bs. Cal per bottle. Roni.aNiis' 24tAcAssAn OIL
prevents the hair falling off dining hot weather ;
ROWLANDS' EI'KUNIA is a new and fragrant toilet
powder, :la per box • itowtaxiis' OrsoNro whitens theteeth ; 2s. ltd per box, sold by chemists, perfumers
and hairdressers; always ask for ROWLANDs. articles.
RECKITT S PARIS BLUF--ilt marked SUpeTiolity Of
this Laundry Illite over all oth,irs, and the quick appreci-
ation of its merits by the public has been attended by
the usual results, viz., a Hood of imitation, the
merit of the latter mainly consists in the ingenuity
exerted, not simply in imitating the square shape but
making the general appearance of the wrappers resemble
that of the genuine article. The Manufacturer.' be.: there-
fore to caution all buyers to IWO " Iteckitt's Paris Blue (10
each pa-ket.

ADVICE TO MO-THERS !---Are you broken in rest hy
a sick child sufforing with the pain of cutting teeth? Ge
a once to a chemist and get a bottle of Mae. WINtIAT4
SOOTHING SYRUP. it will relieve the rasa. ;utterer
immediately. lt i. perfectly harmless awl plolasant to
taste, it produces natural, quiet sleep, by cheviot; the
child from pair., awl the littlecherub wakes "a; bright as
a button." It soothes the child, it softens the gawk
allays all pain, relic, regulate; tie, bow, I, and is
the best known remedy for olysouttry and diarrhea,
whether arising from teething fa' other causes Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syron is sold bhrl y lieine dealer.;
everywhere at In 401 .or bottle. —3lanufactensl is Sew
York, and at lin Oxford-street, London.
THROAT AISECITONII AND IItoARSENFIA,.—.UIsIIIkTAIX
from irritation of the throat and hoarsen...-, sill le
agreeably surprised tithe almost immediate relief afforded
by the tit., of " Ilrown's Bronchial Trwlie, " Theoe
famous "lozenges "are now sold by imet n,peet.rid•
chemists in this country at Is 11.1 per I. l'oiploo
troubled with a "hacking cough," a " elizht .41: or
bronchial affections, cannot try thou too ,00s. "iiwiss
troubles, if allowed to progress, resultin serious nihniso7
and Asthmatic affections. See that the Wotili "known a
Bronchial Troches" are lin the I :overnment Stx.Po'on'l
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BONEOS,UOITedi State Otin-ot., 1:13, Oxfoinl 1e.5.1,15.
VALUABLE DISCOVERT FOR TIIF: II ug.- If Pew hair
is turnip" grey or white, or falling id, we The
Mexicanflair Renewer," for it s.:11 ps;tisk, red,O,
every ease Grry sr While fin;, to its orginal colour;
without leaving the disagree:ill...own of most"Restorers."'
It makes the pair charraisigly beautifoik as well as
promoting the growth GI the hair on bald spots, where
the glands are nos decayed. Ask your o'hiraist for the
" MEXICAN (JAM lIENIEWEIL" prepared by Henry C.
Gstg.tirs 461 Oxford Street, London, and sold by Chemists
and Perfumers everywhere at I.'. (SI. per bottle.
lileittotoyz !—Foe VTR TEETH AND lIRTIATH.—A few
drops of the liquid "Floriline- spriookkri on a wet tooth-
brush produces a pleasant Lilts:, which thormignly
cleanses the teeth from all paras'aies or impurities, hardens
the roll, prevents tartar, st.aie decay? gives to the teeth
a peckdar pearly-whitem.si, atia 4 ,leuightfiil fragrance to
the brwith. It remotes all unpleaQuot odour ansing Inn
decayed teeth or keloacco smoke. "The Fragrant Flortline.
being composed in part of Money awl ,weet herbs is dcb.
cious ta one taste, and the greatest teilet discovery id the
28 dd, of all 1.114.1164 s anol perfumers. I'ruitirisl
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