The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1883-09-04 00:00:00

WIRINGS FOR THE "TELEGRAM."

The wades.' spirits ..f Bri 1p rt if trb or 1.
peti .n,d the At an I coo ..to-'w•sw•gompli.he.l
improvement. at " Rri I ~rt-0n..1e5.." ara forint g an
en el •et band of mu.ie for the enj .yrn-nt ..1 th
an.aer,4l, visi•oe. w • may 'epee. ..ri our healthy oho,*
dnri lit the n• gt seas .n. The in rem- I des •rv•or son-
e-rt. sod if lit • tome.. Ore ply nt.•nding the ,Mort.
of Shoe • C .ncernrd ar• to he telt .rded as a eelted a
in it s disfaetory fund will te• rdm I for the no trilling
outlay r for he pr nil n firs.-eass in.tru-
ro•n••, ••nd the e t call-n the 'no-in'a A sob.
ha. loon . pens I, -ni. alth mgh hut two T
thee of the wealthy and mu..c-loritar of the Icoliy
have been titinne I,' there in already lab ,nt 1:10 in
ho I In Mr. F. '4. •.ne 'behead will have sth roughly
ezver'en 01 an I conam'ent t•tt dor. In th se dam
when hoth I aten.n-,'al and v .c .1 mu. C i 4 a.aertieg
In thii country th- Oa., it hail 1.. n: In II ahros I 111. a
great in r.l educator, ,r.,1 is it W ••whli.h d as a
br ch of instrneti •r, ..lot.at everywhere, it is fun ..11
In • n ar. an maid .t. to gr seer pl..sur... I would
remind thorn. who ears to pa' r .ni-e the in vement tha,
it wi I n ”nly so pie the moans ..f an 112,0C1191 end
el.ratt-g re !mutton, bot that it is a ...oveme, t
Moly nee...eery to 4 Fact and main' .1.. wh .
will ha sure to • Inn...with u. a. s the ea' mad
beauties I inc shore Sr. intermingled with t•,e cote( wt
whet art can in end y .up

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In the 'llTe4 of Kuala there ice boronch notni
for te staunch and "inclipendent " elect .re, and
alth.olgh it le one .4 the tiet.st c In the
c mntr,, yet, lorkol beiPmth sombre f .43w. plodding
brain.. and do bring I ...tete" tie.. little town 1., from
mornmg t II ni.tht, Ic rn a. dr to week, from month to
m o.th, an 1 from your t year. one I.ney scene .4
els. t owering pr .jectr. In spite of the secrecy and
security of the ballot—which some of the brightest
p .litic .Ist re .4 • m • count,r hair secured on I m
du I for the eat .ty a.l 1,..11.pen ien.w. En.:ll.sh
rk n:-men—,n trona ly ordain of " eote-pnrch es-
log.' both directly and indirectly. Is emylopel,
ani
tberei e ii, dnobt that a,rte q hum wmitintrinem
wi I h• .titic .1 lot . tie tr.p set In, them, :end "(eel
cnip II NI t r•de—f..r whet? If it sec irdin4 to the
dictste, of their coneci.ncee, f thu peace and
Proeperity of their country, for the ales. cement of
edMinn and civilisation. for their personal independ-
ence and politicalf reedom, for the uprisiog from a state
of social serfdom—rather for a party whom. •oid andaitn
s for the noomdvanoement of the people's rights and
liberty. It sounds strange to the earl of an inde-
pendent and deified Englishman that numbers of the
workingmlares of the country can be led to vote
age net the enmity f their own home., rights, and
privilegea for the sake of an ,CCA.IOIIIIi pint f her ..r
the receipt of • small pittsoce r sten led in the holy
netne of "Charity."

li. Mr Editor, it how 't ic in in sired A' astute ;
I o ting i.tiviival. adioee to ivainenta eie etripicioady
itylicative of his being paid for his trouble, caste fur-
tive glances around the "C milers of the market place,
where labourers stand all the day tile." Anon, be
pounces into the publicheuses, for which ingloriont
establishments the said constituency le noted. Spat.
lug • thirsty-looking voter (he is always • voter, mind
you) • c invereatioa something like the following
ensuee—led, of course, by the well-paid and statute
one. "Thirsty weather this, my "Tee's
master, Was, sure eaough." Well, can you do
soother pint?" "Don't mind if 'a• du, insister." The
beer Is broaght. and the thirsty one prefaose the
drought by a kindly—'• Hero's luck, maister, may the
beer never be weedier." "Thank you, my man, thank
you. I'm aura—but couldn't you do another r
don't know, maister—shon't git drunk Atoll 'ae ?"
" Drunk, no ; whoever heard of two pinta
making • man drunk ?" (Ua landlord : Another
pint here, please.) Look shirp, man, and
drink up, for I want a word with you onteide."
" Right, insister." N-w the beer rib.sppeary, and the
wits. adj 'urn. Arrival in the street, the astut • one
winks terrifically, For want of brtter employment
the thirsty one winks alto. "I say,"caniouely °Waves
the astute 00e," Don't appear to be much work lib mt."
"No, maister ; terrible shart." " :tuppose, one, I
were to find you a Mewl I" "law, moister, I shoul
be so glad I" "All right, meet me on -- morning,
precisely at -- o'clock, at Mr. —'s house, and I'S
see what can be done." "Right, moister, I'll tee there;
I say, couldn't stand soother pint, I Wpm* "Oh,
yes, of roars.: go inside, mention my name, and have
further." "Thank 'es, eir ; good morning, sir."
"Good morning, my man; now dool fail me." "Not
I, air; rely on I." And the thirsty one d 'Gaul fail,
for he is to be relied on. The morning arrives, so do
the thirsty and the astute ones. :44..trieb ,dy else
arrives also, in the shape of one whose manner
betrays the severity and arrog mat of the old
Tory school, and whose robust personage gives
oomph'. avid's°, of living "not wisely, but too well.
It would be Invidious to relate the ooncluding
ceremony. The thirsty one is elated at the discovery
of • glittering coin of the realm in his palm. He
mutton • grateful "Thank 'ea," but expresses his
alarm I st he will Myer be in a poeitlon to repay such
a debt of gratitude. The "charitable" Tory begs his
mind to be at rest, for he • Ide, " Friend, be not
alarmed; I may n ask you for It—that is, friend,
I shall never sat you for the "money." Now if such
men se theirs can be secured to ow. II • Tory majority,
so much for the •' independecce" of ench elactori,
and little more for the vaunting cry of the Tory party
when, looking at the reeult of a so-celle.l triumph,
they exclaim--" Behold the chokes of the people."
Loam Laois.

BROIDWI.IIO/t.
&soot Ifterress, AT SLACIDOWIL—The annual
treat in connection with the National Sunday and day
schools took pleas on Wednesday in the brautiful
grounds uf Biack.iown H use, the resideaos of Mr. I.
Alum. The children had their tee indoors co woos=
of the damp date of the ground, ma the visitors Were