The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1882-10-03 00:00:00

Obbis anb Cuba.

LITTIR CAILRICILL—The postal Mercury. as
• nice easy-going sort of men. 'rhey have forgiven lb.
Ma.mber for Poole hls attempt to knock off th-sr
ehri4inas.box.s, and in coma leration of what he
ban done of late in their behalf, have presented him
with an illuminated &Idris, II he on y perseveres
he may in course of time come to be regarded no
their patron-saint. How would "St.. Schreiber.le•
grand" read?

MlBOlllll.—A. certain old gentleman, whom white
men paint black, and black men just the oppOnites
said, by the late Dr. Watt., to find miechief sin for
Idle hand, to do. He has certainly been more than
u•ually busy the last few days in Poole in "itlylOt
out."—l believe that is the trade terns—bie work,
Sumo of the chief inhabitants have received " friernlly
letter. warning them of the presence of Fenian' ;
°there have had intimations, a in " Captain Mo.s-
light" written in blood—or red-ink—conveying the
cheerful intellu,enc, that the date for their ',Moder-
lion to another world had been fixed upon; and nor. I
hear a highly respectable and most innocent gentleman,
has been inundated with replies to advertisements,
which have appeared in the papers, setting forth tbst
he required • coachman to drive • pair, and also I
strong useful servant maid. _

Of course, this is hard upon the poor people who
lose half-a-day and come miles in order to ammo
these advertisements, and iii. quite certain amid ths
perpetrator or perpetraton of the "
by the Pere" joke "—an smut
ment, which by the way, I see
'MANAGE. I becoming quite common—be discovered, he Or tbei
.Allanolt Com:RT.—On Tuesday last a concert was could be made to pay the expensse their unfortunate
given in the Mowlem Institute (which was nicely dupes have been pat to.
decorated with flowers ferns, do.). in aid of the --
preservation of Studland Church. The lame institute THI Bstorerthe Alum —" Major" Day, tht
was completely filled by a most respectable audience, individual in the red Gamow embroidered 16111
and in the gallery there was not sitting room. The yellow, who ins late scrimmage between the ArroV eh,
rtramme was very good, and well rendered. hPas the roughs was pushed down and got trod upon, ;
Lockbam'a song was loudly applauded 'I he am glad to hear speedily recovered his injuries.
recitation by Mr. Luckham and Mr. Gar/thd toe e- to eased • hopeful belief at the time that thee wlte.,
Dorset dialect was well rendered and loudly applso.ted, not nearly so bad as had been represented, el°
and caused much amusement and lamthtee. "To z e et :ins I was right.
them two work and twits one another which ron'd ilo, •••
the most, till they a-moist come to fight." They were • By the way, I see the "General " made re?.4
each dressed in costume. measter aud Bob. Mr. mistake when he wanted Gipsy Smith to giro 0P be
Andrews' and Mies Luckhant's songs were very gold presentation watch. Since the converted IVO'
heartily encored and repeated. But the best of Use ' seceded from the ranks, the "General's" recoil!'
evening was the "Toy Symphony," when nearly a , from Hanley have fallen off from 00 a weak to £3,
score in costumes, each with a toy instrument, helped and at Hull, from whence the gips) used to
in a harmony of sounds that was very pi meng. Mrs. him £lB a week, he now only gets Eli. Milo $
Lackham was eon ',tames of the above, and such a thing as being too Kroening.
carried it out well. Annered in the Programme : • •
Part I. Pianoforte &tett, selection, Mrs. Chattock Toe Chrisiiax Herold is.• little bard upon "till
and Miss IL Chattock ; glee, 'The Village Jiiiiral " in regard to the acceptance of ifitti‘'„,
Chorister," by nine voice, piano, Mr. Andrews ; song, reminds him that at Chester the other day_the
"The Miller and the Maid," Miss T. Luckham. men presented him with a fine salmon. The Orel
aoplause wan &decrial ; song, "Some Day," wants to know, as it moot poen* be at tit° 11/11.1
Wee Goal' ; recitation In the Don't Dialect. what hat Wools, of it. Two lee= agog olso