The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1870-06-07 00:00:00

lILIDEN NEWTON.

o Wedneeds—y m—orn—lint Wre.itti:OOt; sheep, the pro-
perty of Mr. Ohlloott, of Maiden Newton Farm, were
found smothered at the foot of a bill. It is supposed
they were worried by dogs.

NETBERBURY.

lizze.—A swum of bees has taken refuge in the roof
of the Timmy" and another in the church tower.
ACCIDINT. The little daughter of lir. Thomas
Sprazitling, of the Crook Ina, was severely scalded on
Monday morning by drink* oat of the teapot.

Naw AND Oxit Didmmons.—ln patinas for Dr.
Newton's 'kit, we venture to espies the hope that
Meeriaon's tills ere token in Americs. The pretensions
of Morrison to the dascovery of • universal remedy have
not in the least abated, and the proprietors of hie
pensees would doubtless ammo Pariiement that the
Cootegions Diseased Act might be advantegeously
! reduced to aioji. clause requiring infected Pomona to
take his pills regularly. la oxehange for tb• manipuLs
hoe of Dr. Newton, we atm to Almeria, the pills of
Morrison, although we believe that tat manipulations
would do no harm, welsh is move than we would
rectum to affirm consenting the pills. They are
offered es • universal remedy, ail appears from • recent
poblitistloo, in which John Monists, the son of th•
original hygeist, ircommands them as a sabetitute for
vaccination, with small-pox, 'ad hie father told his. to
, trust in the pill., and he did trust in them. It was se
effecting exampl• of filial piety that woo shown by the
younger Morrison, in taking at the bidding of his father
fifteen pills twice a day, by way of assisting nature to
gst rid of the poison of smallpox. He has now
succeeded to the °bid priesthood of the hygetaa system
and he ought to honour the minor, of its founder by
singing daily the well-known an, 'The pill-box, the
pill.box, the pill-box of my sire." Re opposes vaceins.
tion by Scriptural as well ea scientific argument. He
sok/ whether Our Lord ever mectioned that the
Kingdom of Heaven wee composed of little ohilinro
who had been vaccinated. The highest salhority for his
system altar the Bible is Shakspere, who is supposed,
when be made tha Ghost in "Hamlet" Reek of "•most
instant tester" on his body to have described in •
prophetic spirit the evils which vastination wand ielliet
upon the human race. The memorial to James
Morrison in the Enstoe-rosd is adorned with, figure of
the British Lion, who ought properly to be taking •
pill, and It has some line, of Shekel:oars Inscribed on IR
The belief in the celiac, of the pille appears to have
been held,. firmly by those whom James Moerleon em-
ployed se by tin own eon. We are not aware that •
traveller for a wine or beer merchant would he renaireg
to driak his employer's Nita elospt in the hours of
duty; but every one concerned in selling Morrison's
pills stems to have delighted lilt:opportunities of proving
their eflleury in his own periWe. Theo we find on agent
for the pill., wheel, sphersof duty lISI In Nottingham-
shire coming forward at a time when 'bolero was rife
to ...Wire the public that • *wain remedy Imight be
found in a prompt and plenteous extiioe of
the extraordinary powers of the pills. And
when this agent hod, or supposed hintsoLf to have,
cholera, he acted 11111 to his own advice by taking
Portentous quantities of the pills. He wu fully son-
vinoed that if the Universal dedidne meld sot womb
his me& nothing could; so he continued taint OWN
varying from thirty to fifty pills, and in lose than •
month he, or what wee left of him, resumed the ditties
of the agency. %eh is the story which la told in ono
of llorrisoo's publications, and oasis it sod other
stores like It are tabulate, there mast be, or have been
people capable of taldeg these pills by thirty or fifty a
day for, month, and, it would esem, of relishing them.
There are alter people who find the taking of a single
SW • highly dlospotable proems ; hut testes are various.
Of warms if you are seriously ill, and believe that
Korrison's pills will sure you, they will taken with •
tea-spoon or kreabovel if. usesmery. Tbe only diflloalky
we feel after reeding this sod other descriptions is to
conceive what would happen to &perms who went on
, taking the pills after he got well. Wa roma. that I
such • person womb' get better than well. As the
Universal Medias, kas vannuiiked all other monahtectier
it might be glees to the Irish to owe them of
landlord.. The Gorsrean. ie redweod to that baklava
sod hopeless modifies in Mash individuate. am Seal, I
*roost to quaker,. It may well be asked in Ireland
" Wbo wilL goy mar peedr--lkarder asvisoo.