The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1884-03-18 00:00:00

4 PROSECUTOR PROSECUTED.

A roes hes jost been tried before the Gaut of Amines
at Perim which, but tot its ser,ous sosequenovie, AIWA
hay. rased • latiatt but. ac. be law and Ito victim. An
ex•Coritst gm. rel of toe panto of b•••rt• 111 short tics
ago p,•••,,,t 4 • pms U who lid formerly been MI
secretary fur tit Alton, the person having pubashad
amosetems sashimi hint with the object of
being bought over to alience. Th• case, however, sod.
<Nut, cottoned through the inability of the proeecutor
Le identify hateeelf. The Judge discovered thet his
certificate of bep:ism had bees Umpire i with, the
',Mown was set Ir:e. and Senor bleaarra was traits-
leered to the dock in his place. Tamp_ rog with such •
document le • very s,ricitue °fleece in rititich
ptltitattablik, when the jury does not ;004Witll•tot
hammy, with pvnel SwVitutlat Toe grueral, who has
Warr WI • w•etttay you,ic Pottllma lady, Wa aocus•d
of hmlag altered • 5 ato • "3,' thus making
lambed appear younger by two years than he really it,
sod of megrim' the particle implyirts hobility before his
nautv—little alisratxua whxo polut more to taut, than
anything else. His young wife went into the witheebbrx
and swore that she married bun for lees, and not for
soy ciesidriestioss of the kind insinuatail The law, how-
ever, makes uo diatinction It glumly says that forging
or tampiortag with puhlio docummts is punlahabla with
pawl •ervitods, without *chug limo the gr.vity of tha
cadres. Extenuating circumstances, shin gonad, reduce
this punishment, unless it is fur if, ; but the lowest
Pobdule penalty for such all OttutiC i• two yo•ra'
Plutoautaut. Th• juiy It ,ding ths prisoner guilty, ti
Court applied to. Witninitlet pulti•bm nt, 11.• that to.
•1110Zttlaat• Wattet•l era, own. lii., otarita• 24 10 .010.,
Is r•p•at Win of nut kstOffillg Mer, about tile provisions
of the Penal Coie.
CONCERNING CHAMBERMAIDS.

Against all cba h hes maids of le hstemoorer ego or ant on.
alit), Mucct the c iru of Woe-Iml otium ! Became they
&leap' put the pillow. at the opposite sod of the bed
from um .a.buriaer, so tut while yot reed and smoke
odor. Sleeping (act. the ancient anti honoured cattom
berhelotsi, you have to hull) our hook shirt in an uncom-
tortable_ pooithos to keep the light trom deeding your
eyes. Whoa they tint toe pillows removed to the alter
and of tie Led in the marmite, they remove not tie tug-
patios& in • friendly spirit; but, glorying in their •Mo.ut•
.overnigL.tr, and nnpitring your tiolpieserweee, they mato
the .04 Juni a. it was origins ly, and gloat in WPOrmS Ore
Ilse peas Utvir tyranny mu Clines you. Always alter tli•t,
when they And out you Gave traesposed the pull0•I, toe,
undo your work, ant thus defy aud eesk to ecnoitter the
life th.s Gad hag given you. If they cumin get to, bout
in so inconveeient plug any other wey, they mare the
bed. If you pall your trunk out sin luck.e from toe
so tut We Ad will shay up when y_tu open it, they always
store that trunk beck again. Toes do it on PorPcao.
They elereys pat your other boots into inememiuie
Dimes. They cilia/ god ,y depce.tmg thorn as tar under
the bed •• the wail oral permit la is tummies thia coin.
pelt you to get down in an uncbgnitlei attitude and make
wild •weeps Inc Mora is tae dear with the bootjack, and
swear. They always put the match-boo in some ogles
place. They Lust up a new Macs lot it every day, and
' out ups bottle, or other ye iehahle glass thing, where the
be shod bottom TIM ato came you to break that gime
tato& groping in the dark, and get yourself late troublt..
They are for ever and ever moving toe lutniture. When
you outs in, in the night, you ma calealam on finding
the bureau when the wardrobe was in the hauling.
And when you go out in the nursing al you leave
the slop bucket by the dour sad the rthking-
, chair by the window, whta you come in at midnight,
I or thereacout, you will fail over that
and you will premed toward the won low and sit down
la that slop-tub, This will dmgutt you. They like that
No matter where you pat anyUsag, they are hot going Li
lei at story there. Theywill tb. it sod move it toe Sri;
chance they get It ho their notice. They always save
up all the elo wrap. of minima rubbish you terve, on the
floor, and stack Ili•OS op c•roof tally on the Whs, en isieti
toe fire with your Vsliilahla snanuseripti. If there L. any
one parucular old ecru. Shut iy.ur era more down on thar,
any utter, and which yet are grieduelly w.a•lng yotr tile
sUt trying to get oil of, you may take all the pains you
numbly cm in Met direction, but it won't be of any Liu,
became they will always fetch Ski; old scrip hack en I pot
111th. same old place ague every time. I 'dors then good,
It you owe* the key to the door for couveniatco sake,
imp will carry it down to the ant give it to too
clack. They do this under the vole pentane. or trying t
protect your property trout 5ki...,; but actually they do
It hew% they Want 1, make you tramp back downet ore
&toe it when you Came home tired, or put you to the
trouble of sending a waiter for it, a bleb waiter will
caplet YOU to pay him sometting. It wh CO cr..* I
suppose the degraded oreaturee thud,. Tney keep always
' trying to snake your bed before you get up, t cue dm!'" tr-
ine your rest and infl.cUag agony upoa you ; but a ter
you go t up, they don't Willa any more tilt xt di,. They
do all the mean thinis they cat think of, mad they do
there jut out of purr cusseclum, and coking
Cbanabormaida us dead to every human inittoct. I have
cursed them in behalf of outraged bachslordum. Tuy
deserve it. If I can get a Bill through the Lerislet ire
abolishing cbsalbermiude, I town Sr do it. —American
Author.