The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1879-03-25 00:00:00

on Calk anD Strut atm.

This will doubtless be "old nem." by the Urns. It Is in
print. The proprietor of a very lase nuclei taking I. aMd
to have "sold orf," prior to hie leaving the tarn, " All
that .41-known and saleable." ta..lw. lam very lorry
For m the aforesaid proprietor to greatly esteemed
here, and we can 111 afford to lose him.

By this change the newly -elected Cirdlnii. airainat be
own swill, will no doutot bay., tto blrough Pools brou•ht
more prominently under hie notice than heretofore, whilat
the followers of John Woaley ill he reminded of an
Amami friend whenever they look at one of their four
wemori&l stones.

A new doctor in Pool, and a practiser of mmlics.l
b uany too, haa just sent me his circular, in which be
states that the rearm by medical hcoany haa been
brought into disreput du. ing the last few years is due
either to the ignorance of the prectitioner or the un•
reliability of the agempies used (stout., I prcsume). Hs
then modestly states that his system of treatment grill be
free front these detects. For the benefit of his patients
Isl us hope that it will.
Talking about doctors, I wefi tuld that I. " Th. Won.
darer," was a doctor. I salted my informant who told
him that, and his reply wee '' Oat of the mist ignorant
men I ever spoke to." "8, it appears," said, "so far aa
my identity it cemented."

The doctors are pretty quoit now, but the lawyers are
all—no, not ell. I sateen one, or may be two—tamable
their *yes upon visions of the future relative to the
recent " row" at the Union. If I Lai the C weervative
interest in my hands I wool' employ • lawyer to to
nothing else but " watch," for lA, con be done by watch-
ing.
So the suction dredger is not to be let out on hire, ant
• good lb t o, for she would wily h* knocked •b tot, and
when a hw huodreds more of Vs C,rporetion money are
spent upon her I really believe thet she will—well, have
oi et a lot of money.
Who is Mr. Glen, who gave the opinion relative to thy
town and county macs' rates I "Only • special pleader."
"Ouly r Why the mem.' plead,. of ignorance who say
this ought to know better. But what can we expect from
thaw who must talk, even if they WM rubbish.

I beer shag I gave dire fiance it week to everylvely
(and there were demos in Po4e) who were having dealings
In bus I only •aked • 11. nut • lend. ques-
tion. Mil can say is. Voles* quantum osiers potest.

There is one fixture in Poole I should like to " take or
and value mast!, but Ulla, of count, applied to no 5110 in
Dertictlac. so my readers ingot gams for themselves.
Sake it to say that the fixture in qu•stlm will rim con-
siderably to my estimation when, so fur am Podo is con-
earnest Um term '' fixture' •111 not apply—but no such
lock I fem.

I eras penning by the outald• of a public har thr other
day, and I hoard a "peaceful °Wale vow
against me, he basins manufactonid a cap that 11.ted b.tu
slimly out of my tumults of last week. I remained
—" yably"--'a 'intim" n•til I heard all he had to
may, and thee I pared on. thinklos how compliment -d he
ouaht ti bell I should ever en far foret myseif as to cob.
demand to take may notice of such an one as he In

I haw* not been along tko West Mom lately. in j have
Dot bad any opportunity a yorifymc my gasstiotwd
remarks ot tut week rolntlw, to that locality.

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Roue you rewl the World of but Wedninday f If not
and you would Ilk, to we bow sums of our I Kul oelebri•
Ur get on in "the world, I advise you to do so.

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I have ',wird that • large alf 6ir is the town. which hes
r ound s•gubtr employment for assay people for many
year% is not being work. 4 at • for;. enough profit to
justify its owner in keeping it on much longer, unless the
times improve.

Why dot " the times Improve? It is all very well t
pay the present Government has oathlog to da with it—
! deal batten IL
I see that they an Santini maw treee gees the Park.
etooeqoad for mm n rascals to break down. The wooer
they get samaras to collect Um rates to pay, foe all this
the Maier.

la the meanwhile the rival osedidates swe antionsly
awaiting the result from the Board shows.
Com of course, would be odious. but as a rate-
payer I strongly protest a&nat them, bemuse they have
both • fault. One te is Libmal—that's • foul,: the ether
I. • Tore--and caws • fault too. If they would only
elect me I should be neutral—it'o the fashion for mry.
body to be neutral in politses in POOIII.

It must lo• source of congratulation to one of our
local banks to know that the manager Ims only to tap the
wall to obtain the minima f "the man in poyeemion."
should defaulting credikno require thetn.

. some boys plariag at " whip top " the
people's park" the other day. One hand held the whip.
the other band held the nate, the aroma of the mud was
ao pungent I ran to Ist • Town Councillor to eve this
picturesque and ingenious sight. but I could not and one-
" Please don't sty you an me here, sir " eaid a man to
me in the Liberal Hall the other day. "Why,"
"Well. sir, you see I em souut in for • prise for my
allotment ground this year, that's a/L"
Tits WANDWIL
Poole, March 18th, 1879.