The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1863-03-03 00:00:00

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Oar°lb, Treeday.—The Amemor took his seat as
usual, and the list of oases was called over.
PAITTPAN v. FLISTINGTON.—Tbe plaintiff, an Oxford
sonfectlemer, claimed £ll 3e. 6d., from the defendant, a
handsome young Undergraduate, for goods supplied.—
Aserseor : Now, Flirlingtoe, how will you pal—Hr.
itleor Flirtington t liVell,- you know, look here—A : I
don't know, and you mustn't tell the court to here.
The Cisertloot7 keretliore, and eyerYebete, ust as it
pinata—Mr. irtington , Well, 1 didn't thin the bill
hid run tip so high.-- Plaintiff : I dotal want to press
the gentlemen, Sir, but he won't pay any attention to
nee.—Amesser : You don't come here to get attention
”id, hut debts. What is this debt !—Plalutiff : Well,
Sir, Mr. Flirtingtou is • gentleman of very awing
manners, and partial to the fair sex, '
which is all very
right and Manna at his time of life and *heaver
he meets any ladles of his monaintaboe he says, "Oh,
come lain old Patypun't and hate stait..taids."—
,Asiether i ji till wrong, Flirtington. Demi you
kith* *hat Use Statute be Tortilan says—anyinithaqa
parapet Wks prolsibiti sant, eh ?—Plisintiff : They
ono jam tuts, allied,. Wm—Ammo : That's worse
what does HOMO( say about jam soul? You'll be
plucked, Mr. Fbetington. one./ these en. days. Well,
I pay id this week sad the rest in • meals. Call the
! na I sow
1 finonntin v. Ittat!.—Tbe plaintiff.
irmitt:w
riot:: sneder ant, Sir bioal 'b,
feg
_, I „, the price of Sortie ngs.—
Anseark LIU* Rat hi how will you ay f —Sir
Lionel : Naha, Foal' Assessorthip.—Ausessor : Come,
come, that Pert of answer won't do. If you're a
Baronet behave as snob. What do you object to'—
Sir Lionel: Rim, you, them, everything,—Assemor :
This Court has the power of tssimportation. Sir Lionel.
—llll, Lionel: Very glad to bear it. Transport Shobbus
forth* rest of his unnatural life.—PisiaN t Vot for?
He ad the rugs; be—n—tifnl rings; lovely, frakfrorn
',ark ; worthy to Onsiirinsto Um Frames Raba-
andtriainsinnet.ol." a/ : iris 104 Aleiadier—,
1011 Nog your Romer ?
—Sir I i w bin by The fug is this,
your Assessorship, I was in ay rooms, busily engaged
In translating the Sewn against rhelms.—Plalotiff : Hs
eft lying on his sopkyasewokiny.alkeil sterm-agitte
out of • bookey.--Str :
cril mentaly,
Israelite. I always take beery with niy reek. In be
Winn with a lawful of Isis trash, and as they looked
very mark and be mid he didn't ant awn. he *as
paid, I let bins lei: 417 a , doles of hie rings,. I
meant ,BI for soy . leg t a omit worthdr.lag
to a lad .—Plainti t, ' li. Plend d,
rings, al might be meet promiscuous to say it t—. 174
arimay.—Sir Iloseol : I should like him to take 'em
bask, and give a receipt —Plaintiff : 1 shan't, I wOO%
it idol junta. I'm not going to take a pack of
like that fa £l3 10x —Agleam : Jest DOM you
they were valabisuoisissi mitt blow hot and cold.
shop 14,1,4 sad Ike elak tett I WA* of
the einem t jhU he t *Us
Pttlist ir, avert—Tim prosecutor, the notorious
autism or Pue,ism, brought to. defendant, the oda-
heated tbeoloaJaa and Greek Professor, before the
Court fee loway.—Airosour : Now, Jorop, how will
yx.W—plrufamor firsirett inaling.l—PsY, Sir? I
—Ameesor I 0. Seri tOt dent.4lll4nladi
you Ire apprehended. al, We will rake II xi easy 55
We an far yes, though I mud may it is your own fault
that you are in didealties. If you bad taken the money
which Earl Russell and all the other eminent men sub-
scribed as • teetimouy to your aril, you would not
have been obliged Is borrow of Dr. Poser. Whiki'm the
amount, arsd, bow ail we srrange it? Peden/or Jovial:
I rather think, Sir, that it le se a heretic. sod not ad a
debtor, that I have the honour to be present here.—
Assessor: El'? Heresy. Oh! Then you haven't to pay.
It's somebody else to pay and no pitch hot. Well, this
is the shop for justice- of all kinds. Ain't you ashamed
of yourself! I hope you are. Stegtoffne (to • naleassilerl
go and fetish me the Fathers, lake seven atbstitabd look 1
Wive. Now, Dr. pump, I appose you doe *ant to 1
be hard arm him f—Dr. Posey— i las Fars dos but
only for his good. I did Izzlisabiagt Is ay Hole. I I
taught hypostisy and amp
to the Church. I woe . 711.:eaa.5.1178.7 1
It did tie nonitglVdell I ale boW
la ":164 aid 4 lathan, sad wish the game seistary
proem performed on hia.—Aramor : Well, Joliet*,
you say you are a berate I—Prawn* Jana: I say
mania of the kisA, INr.—Aouroot : Blew it, Jewett,
you an say you appeared as • korai& Como don't
evade, bet say you ara tam, and that roe% be «ether
dos, sod well not hart yen, for sees Irstrate
Omsk profaner, med eS that that you agree
to to, &Melo, am nil tr. nit al h. sad that Yee have
been alanaderstood. Don't lot's boa • mindal area
=.—Professor . deessa : My dor It. Ammar,
Assesor : Na, &NY go into debt Amnon
nosoonaolof. Yon Ited hater de asleep. You'll be
sanded. Dr. Fuen—Dr. Posey: If he all recent
everything that be ha written or satar the last ease
Pao, Is-Jays his full easelineoce, in • natural sense,
land, to eallthing in the Rubric and Gams, and
apologize for his trenblia ise aid the Church, I shall
be ealetent —Ammar : %vre, Jaren. come! Nothing
as he more Shand or gentlemanly. I adjourn themes
for • weak, to give you time to think of it. If you
don't damply at the next headep I 'ha .
..kuusion ort ion
—send you to Natal perhaps.. Ociorelo Cali
the seas oaea.—The Chart was o nwills similar
ail* business mall the tiniest its i4iag —PrneA.

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