The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1865-08-15 00:00:00

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MRS. BROWN'S THIRD LETTER ABOUT THE
CONSTITUTION AND THE RIVALENTA

BRITANIYIO4.

To the Bditort.
My hinthand is *boost mad with the discovery
of the Regolasts Britattoica. lie tells me and my
friesqls that it has already wrought wonderful mires in
.ewers' countries, and evea in the British colonies, who
have taken the ban hoi, and all find this remedy truly
invalttable is antiseptic, which meansagainsteorruntion.
But I have not told you half of its virtue+ ; for it pre.
vents rising', loss of blood, giddinesa, drowsiness, low of
meinory, idiotcy, shooting nein*, and also creaked pang
and limbs. Torly. it does- a.vay with throwing spin-
digestible matter like addled egg', whacky potatoes.
and now and then the remains of • cot-as-t ophy All
these gross symptons of a dirteatted eonstitusion ere sure
to be blackh.lled by the boll hot which will operate far
more gently and genteelly too, than by black draught or
blood letting.
Indeed the Remittals Britalenica will PIMATO even the
notions smells, and seything that is tainted. For instance,
as Brown siva, sup, ose either Parliament or Corporation
shutting their mimes over the wiwace of towns, then the
electors at the end of the year yell not re-elect the same
blunted muffs, bet men with keen olfactory nerve..
So there MOO' Will be • g bet deal h--en of diptheiia,
typhus' scarletleven, and.other ill, which even the air
Is heir tn. Brown says% will be a great comfort, instead
ot some Purer for etfew, in-hase onr streets and houses
sweet for all, and alststo know that the public money is
usefully spent.
• This wonderful remedy will prove a true common-
weal salve, as ft will mare from whacks and wheal, the
backs of one sailors and sol tiers —n ty, of oar achool.
boy. and apprentices. Flogging and caning, those
dogistio remad ha, will be left to the Austrian+, Russians,
Turis (whim& is their rnle of 3), and will be kept in
England only for the world con s. In other countries
soldiers and sailors am made better by extra exercise
or confinement, as well ea school-boys who are kept
in and have extra exercises tinder the care of an usher
eanressly appointed for the purpose. while the in-stern
only attend to their classes Think of the, ye free
horn Britons; ye who cap bear anything but confine.
merit. By paying a tride more to keepers and ushers
you udght, like other nation*, spare yourselves the stern
necessity of grafting discipline awl learning through the
back skin!

Brew& tdeo nlpsrel the present elections to a sham-
fight, in which infinitely more drink is spilled then
blood, Me says the lawyers, as The Devil's Own, dis-
tribute the blank cartridges and ammunition, and the
piblicsns are entrusted with the refreshment stores sad
the commissariat. Then the county el,-.tors follow
naturally the banner of their lendowners, and the
borough-men generally move under the colours of their
lasullords, employers, and customers. Then the go at
shire &wins.; of course the 'big guns roar for the rich, ,
and the lOpoundert require to be primed and loaded to
the minsie, and whbrever they are brought to bear they
carry the day. Brown thinks aliat•szutounderawlthont ,
the Wlt. hat, could be handled more easily. However,
ofteri roughs and rowdiametetreduciert, which elning-s
the ihortrlnte a reel fight. Then some houses sad- shone I
are a'nUedi and Illaor 'dude., or skull in creaked. -
Well! aforesaid bieakings-out sraViona• and
.ehullitione will disappear with the use Of the &vale's:et I
Britanuied. It will prevent dissolution and infuse a
.netsr viisear to the whole body, whose all .parts wlfl
become wound and healthy; therefore less money will
peid to doctors, uncle, takers, and other leech', who
thrive on the people's skip.
Electors, then no more of shams or other draughts!
Prevention it better thsta core. The bell Act is heat.
Then roialty need not fear, for it is curtailed enough ' • a
reformed Parliament will only attend to the healthy
state of the whole nation—cleansing towns, building
cottages for the poor, with pure air and water, making
travelling safe, and lessening all Nodal evil,; which
resolte will truly make Englund a pattern for all the
world. Then her emigrants will tease to strengthen her
enemies, and being more and more united, she will no
longer be obliged to withdraw her help from her natural
friends. Be it se.

MILRY BROWN.