The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1877-05-29 00:00:00

S, excited they got,
And the strife wat, so hot

It WiLS ahnost a case for "Black Rod'
To settle the not.
And bring down to quiet
These boisterous Fathers in God.

Just imagine the case,
If it had taken place ;
How grievous to hear and to see,
If Thomson and Tait
Had been locked up in State,
For "leathering" brother Magee :

But calm was obtained.
Anil order regained,
Without calling in the police;
And each reverend brother,
Now kind to the other,
Is bound over to keeping the peace.

But in spite of this calm,
I feel some alarm,
Lest strife to the Bench should re-enter,
They are certain to fight,
If hut once they catch sight
Of a dead or a living Dissenter.

Now I don't mean to shrink,
Rut will say what I think,
Regardless 1)f who may be nettled;
And I venture to say.
There's only one way
In which this affair can be settled.
Toleration is good,
When right understood,
But at present too widely it stretches:
It's rather too bad
We should drive Bishops mad,
All along of unorthodox wretches.

To make quarrels cease,
And to bring back sweet peace—
The main object—whatever befall.
Let us pass a decree
That the law shall now he
allot to bury Diaeottere at all.
Let their wretched remains
Be kept hanging in chains—
Near their own parish church would be best—
We shall then circumvent
The base crime of Dissent,
And our overworked Bishops have red
Eaaatirter.

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after inflicting wounds in his throat with two table
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coal cellar, and, with extraordinary determination,
finding that there was not sufficient space to suspend
himself, he had knelt down, and thus tightened the
rope sufficiently to produce strangulation. Deceased
was about 46 years of age, and leaves a widow and
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