The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette.
Dorchester, Dorset, England, 1862-12-16 00:00:00

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-a is pipe, -
Wald yer, ye,fear you'd kall, cos I sea, man,
I„wcatiri. (interposing) one miniin
°moan, Were yOwer mann Longolackett.
Barnacle '—Old worn. - ~o,rly.
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r—Old women twer. Ow hewer
ded yer know'd? Did yer d ower —Duly H.
(again interposing.) If I was anxious to do Thomas

Barnacle eget leaflets, t *MA kip yer owt all thick
ye r mornin. t mast be a gurt treet vor eto have the
owe to hisself. Ave you a vainily, Misses Barnacle ?--
Old woman: Bight dawters, my lady, all A twoani;
moldy like that mother. Wood yet a the gcsidness ho
walk in! I be chute they'd be Vety Iskly /I,
Not to-day, thank ee. good flitirnib, ete's !walnut vor
Tom. Tell tin MOE to be vritend ;he ant koMmitted
bisself 3,14 and I must vind a mann wot idden zo
timined.—Old woman : Well EMU, the mold man kant
elp is hinfirmitys. Now ther was owe e --:-Lady, H. :
Bless the ooman, wool she never leave hoff? A " long-
olaokett" we • vengence. Poor Tom I (Walks todisirda
her carriage.) Here I'Ve lost a prlishes day °Wen to the
yeller, end We that weld Pewe ! ore's a
no doubt Wemembeh that wLen the contwactobs low
building the quay wall web making theih dam, they
well acting undeh the supelivision of the suliveyoh.
He told the cowpowation, I think it wath at theih Jut
meeting, that he weinonatwited with theist fob not
matting in thicket' planks foh keeping Out the *ebb.
If, then, this be twee, it WI quite eVideht he Watli well
acquainted with the twee nathlth of the dam, and what
wheh its capabilities, when he twold the cowpowation
that hit Could finish what the contwactoh left unfinished

E, Fil;ll7irw-a.a,. 160: NOW, you know he thays the
weason the wohk has cost moah than he at that time

;conitempwated, is, becauth the contwactobs put up
such abed dam. "Now," says his lordship to I, "the
,stench ! (holds her nose.) The sirvoyers kent say I
besot geman em every chance &Yore I do fall upon um.
Wen I do kum Mitre htipon um twill be likes thousand
o' bricks. / tee thick that apney tura ldden Quiet it.
Eve • tem out We a iMpertineht , solig abowt I, bitt
hit he don't hefit tunide riye, tit'l Ito Wet tie to git
Lady fifteinhard't
,pientey bee. (Enters her carriage
Inil,,driVes off to Weymouth.) End of Act 111.
WYSLICYAN MISSIONS. Two sernions Were
preached on Sunday, the 7th bat, at the 'Wesleyan
Chapel, Easton, oh behalfpf the Wesieyiii. Frireigli
' Miskions, Py the Rev. T, lamei, lath Missionary in
ttesFeht Incllea A Missionary meeting was held
1,11 Manday night, when the chair was taken by Mr.
Henry Stone, of Fortune's Well, who has been a
member of the Wesleyan Society nearly half a
century. Eloquent addresses were delivered by the
Revs. T. Jamee, H. Broughton, G. Hebill, J. N.
Kelynaok, in behalf of the above society. The chapel
was crowded sash time and the collections Were good,
WEST LULWORTII.7-No, Bernier .bad the inliabi.
tents of the above village recovered from the eibitli,
ment caused by the Wedding whiell te.4k }Bide there
last week, when alioller e4ent happened which has
again caueed.pfetity IA food for the gossips of the village
to diseSige. Nothing more or less than an elopement. The
nitt adage says: "When the ice is once broken a second
person is sure to fall in ;"so it happened here. A fine
young fellow, carrying on the trade de. fishmenger,
left his home on Sunday Week iit the evening„adoom-
Peeled by his sibancbe, the goodooking dinghter di a
coastgriardsMae, foe thh eatensi le purpose of going
WS bektr OM Miming lecture delivered by the clergy-
'Man of the parish, instead of which it appears
they wended their way to the great Metropolis, where
they have, during the last week, been joined in the
holy bonds of matrimony, to the great amazement of
the friends of the fair one, to whom it appears the
match was anything but agreeable, they having other
views for her. The opinion of the neighbours is quit*
different from that of her august parents as the yotlng
man has very respectable connections, (and keeps a one.
horse shay, fit *hit% We hive no doubt he will have
the pleasure of enjoying mapyyleitt trips wioth lis
~
now blooming wife.) The iinammo el with tile
villagers is that the worthy Oh may live reedy happy
pears to enjoy each other% lobiety, and prove a blessing
to each '6,.%hr lit their old age. On Saturday, about 3
WelOck,, it became evident something unusual was about
to happen. It had become known to a few that time
lost couple were expected home during the afternoon,
and they resolved to do them honour on their rettirm
As they passed the Castle Inn they were tedelied With
hearty cheers by MI assedldbled, who also fired several
first.rate. volley, With small arms in honour of the event,
, LllttlikTT MINSTER.—PRESENTATION. —The
friends connected with Lytchett Minster chapel have
presented to Mrs. Meatyard (formerly Miss Baker,
who for upwards of four years has been mistress of
the British, School) a handsomely bound family
Bible, bearing the following inscription t—" Pre,
sonted to Mrs. Meatyard on her marriage, y het
friends connected With the CongregatiOnal Chapel
Lytehett Minster, yeah the prayer that she Wad tier
!Instant' niay,, by, knowihkh the 'sCriptUret beclnoie
wiae Unto salYation bY f tin CliriSt Jesus."—
Sigtted‘ W. W. Sit/Mit-Me, inister. ,
'sypultki St. NICROLAS.-1111-OPENING Or
'At CHURCH ORGAN.—For some time past the
organ of the parish church has been disused, in con-
sequence of improvements being made in it. These,
however, by the united exertions i/k the Rea Ti
Brown, hhe clergyman, Min Vine, tirthwardett,
(who have exerted thettise)veti in 'colleCting sliblerip-
times for the object), end Mr. Rogers who lisa cloiie
the Work, Are now colit‘tetelt Th'e 'eget alldltidlit
aro* fine open. cliapiii6 111.4 i it oetaVe of pedals,
ankit general siVelh T tS instrument was re-opened
oil ftndiy, the 7th instant. The anthem in the
morning was "How Beautiful upon the Mountains,"
(Smith), which, as well as the other musioal perl
Lions of the service, were ereditqhlig tathg fly the
Sydling choir, Mr. Rogere Presiding at the organ.
At the AfternOon ben:vice the choir was augmented
kb Ire'veral of the Cattistock choir, and
the music performed was that need for the b
' te
choral festival at Maiden Newton, tbe anthem ' US
e
Clarke's "In Jewry is Gold known," AO: thiil 11l
of Maiden Newton, Wan the bbltASlet it the after-
noon servica. We i‘kait remind our Sydling friends
that iddltional subscriptions are still required,
Which we trust will not he slow in coming in.
POOLE.—A borough rate of 6d. in the .£ has been
passed for the borough of Poole.
A battery will shortly be erected at liamworthy,
in the neighbourhood of Poole, for the better drilliht
Of the coastguard and naral tOltingei ieitiive. lb
Is tIMISt• the thatatelit of Comthander Steevens,
er StaMiga. As the Bring will be in the direction
of Corte Castle, we hope that preventive measures
will be taken to avoid accidents.
At the Petty Sessions held on Thprsday, Illeoenibe'r
4, before E. Mullett, J. Geese, T, W. Martite *lid J.
Lankester , Ego, electric fillreatapPle was charged by
the superinten&iit of police with making his escape
6.6% tier Majesty's goal, situate in the borough of
Poole, on Thursday, the 27th November, and stealing
therefrom one shirt and one pair of boots, the property
of the justices of the said borough.—'George Whitehall,
govegnor of Poole gaol, said he knew the prisoner, who
was committed into his custody on the 4th November
lot, charged with feloniously entering a dtVellinglielSse
hi liotigileet, Poole, Mid Iling it tplaskitY of elodies
therefroeii. stricl,thitt, the lit "'her had effected his escape
Ned his Charge Ott the 27th of November last, , by
1 hoiligniiiii to secure the key of the garden door
1 The police had information of his escape with-
-lin ten minutes. Michael Miller Foot deposed
that he found the prisoner secreted in an out-
house occupied by him, and that he lied detained
him till the arrival of the polioe.—P.O. Bishop, of the
county coritsbulary, said i ?tn the 2nd instant; from
information I lied iieneived, proteeded td the hohde
occupied jig Mr, drit; and olind the piisoner in the
stablei Mr. &mob pointed him out to inc. Re was not
gitlen in charge. I brought him to the Poole police-
station, and delivered him up to P.C. No. 2, of the
borough police. This concluding. the, 'evidejihei the
prisoner was again committed to stand his trial at the
next quarter servile& _
NV ft i i OHURC H. Ciiuncw MISSIONARY
SoCista—The inmial rneeting, of this Moiety Iva
held it the ehtirch cie Wedliesdag, Di eltiairiberliiii
wtiali Weir, betliirlir. not M *ell intended ile on
NOW'. neonelohli, o*ing, no doubt, to the unfavour-
able state of the, , weather. After singing and
prayer, the Rev. G. Maxwell real various extracts
from the ." Ceylon Church Record," and from the
report we learn that the Society his missions in
West Africa, the &tuba Country, the Ileyliter,
ranean, Nast Afrins Weatiatti...tidl4. Neirtli India,
South India„Lleldbii, China, New Zealand, British
daitlenl eiad North-West America. It occupies 147
stations; employs 266 ordained missionaries, 71 of
whom are natives of the country 23, European laymen,
11 French teachers,
_and 2097 native and country-
born teachers of an wawa., and nett:abets 211
communicants. T0w14.6 Ppe ,fiiiid% Of tlissocietY,
Whitralutroh.oeuttlbiftd £65 12s. 6d.' being a slight'
(teen** Or 06 iwevions year. The Rev. Augustus
Hdwiley followed in a true inissicinaty speech, on-
-Ist, The state of the heathen; 2nd, Examine well how
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we ought to feel towards the society Fra, Vbt
we should do in its behalf. The v, .
Whikvvay spoke more Nip ohthh liiderances,
encouragements, aid ptobpecis of the society; its
work the ins to he learned from ite mission, and
ciantreidink with the claims of the society !Von no.
The Bev.—Bloir, and Mr. J. B. Dotterels, addreased
the meeting, And at US doge a 'collection Was Marti
inaldeftià
*tlinOltslS.—iWilitk.—A. lecture on the rifle
vaS, agitaired on Friday evening in the Oddrellowa
by Captain Bidde, to the members of the rifle
°ores. There was a fair attendance.
Perry SIMMONS, Friday, December 18.—Before
C. J. Park, Esq., (chairman,) Rev. C. Glynn, St,
John Coventry, Esq., J. T. Baskett, Esq., and W‘
L. Ad, tag.
Pitusx,Ssmrss.' John Welch, *ho aid not
appear, and Anthony Osborne, an old offender, were
charged by P.O. Arney, with being drunk and dis-
orderly, at a quarter past 12 o'clock, on the night
of the 2nd instant. P.C. Arney said the prisoner,
and Welch, were making a great noise, and tisihg
the most disgusting language. Fre advised them to
go home, which Welch did, but Osborne said he
would not. Two witnesses were called to prove the
sobriety of Osborne, but the Bench thought the con-
stable's statement the nrst correct, and committed
then both to Dorchester for 7 days. The chairman
hoped that when they came out they would behave
better. Anthony did not seem to relish the idea
et .going to Dorchester, but thought it was the con-
stable who ought to have been committed for swear-

ing falsely.
TRICSPAMITNG. - Timothy Hnnt, labourer, was
charged with trespassing in march of game, on the
19th July, on land belonging to the Earl of Shane's-
bury, in the parish of Gussage St. Michael.—George
, Thorn, a keeper,said he saw Hunt in the cover with
gun,and lie asked him what business he had there,
to which he replied by requesting him not to say any-
thing about it, hut he told him he should. The
next morning prisoner went to the head keeper, and
muted him to forgive him.—The prieoner said he
worked'for Mr." Davis, farmer, and was returning
from work on the evening in question, with young
Mr. Davis, who had his gun with him. A rabbit
ran across the footpath into the cover on the oppo-
site side, and Mr. Davis handed him the gun, and I
told him to see if he Oonld bit the rabbit, and he
went about higefato the cover, but did not fire
off the gun.—The Beech thought that Mr. Davis
ought to have been in the prisoner's place, and not

having been before charged with poaching tile,
would deal ai leniently aa possible with him.—Fined
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