Date: 1886
Next, let discretion moderate your cost, And when you treat, three courses be the most.  Let never fresh machines your pastry try, Unless grandees or magistrates are by : Then you may put a dwarf into a pie.  Or, if you 'd fright an alderman and mayor, Within a pasty lodge a living hare ; Then 'midst their gravest furs shall mirth arise, And all the guild pursue with joyful cries.