conv: I was so elated to find out that my dog could speak to me! Even better_comma_ he has an adorable Cockney accent. We've been chatting about philosophy for three days now. So I have some amazing news. I recently discovered that my dog can speak to me! Isn't that incredible? Wow_comma_ is that true? That's pretty amazing! I'd say science should know about your dog. I'd say you're certainly right about that! He's got the best Cockney accent though_comma_ and won't shut up about philosophy. It's all he wants to talk about! Like okay_comma_ we get it_comma_ you're suuuuper into Immanuel Kant_comma_ cool. Wow_comma_ that surely is incredible! Even the accent too? And intelligent! The full package!