history: I get so mad when the local kids throw eggs at the front doors of houses in my neighborhood. It is so infuriating! I get so mad when the local kids throw eggs at the front doors of houses in my neighborhood. It is so infuriating!
current: Oh man I'd be mad too...you should wait outside with a paintball gun 
next: Yeah! I wish I had the time for it! I am going to buy one of the web cams and catch them in the act. I am going to teach them a lesson! But I love the paintball idea! That is great! 