history: I was walking through walmart and noticed people staring.  i went to the bathroom and to check my clothing and i had a huge brown stain on my rear! i sat in chocolate, i was moritified. I was walking through walmart and noticed people staring. i went to the bathroom and to check my clothing and i had a huge brown stain on my rear! i sat in chocolate_comma_ i was moritified That must of been horrible.
current: I can't stop thinking about it.  I keep replaying the scene in my head, it was so bad.
next: I am sure people forgot already.