history: I was outside a store in a super cute dress.  I didn't realize it would be windy and my dress BLEW up in front of everyone! Including kids! I've never felt so embarrassed and like a horrible person. I haven't worn a dress since.
current: I'm going to cut to the chase here. Just blurt it on. My DRESS blew up in front of parents and children the other day when it was windy.
next: That must have been a very windy day!