history: The pigeons keep coming into the house a pooping all over the place!  The pigeons keep coming into the house a pooping all over the place! That's gross_comma_ why are they coming in?
current: Well they are actually my pet pigeons. They are the beautiful white ones with a fan tail. But they sometimes like to come inside to see if they can munch on anything.
next: You should probably avoid feeding them if you want a clean house.