history: I get so mad when the local kids throw eggs at the front doors of houses in my neighborhood. It is so infuriating! I get so mad when the local kids throw eggs at the front doors of houses in my neighborhood. It is so infuriating! Oh man I'd be mad too...you should wait outside with a paintball gun 
current: Yeah! I wish I had the time for it! I am going to buy one of the web cams and catch them in the act. I am going to teach them a lesson! But I love the paintball idea! That is great! 
next: Yup gotta lay down the law