history: I had a flat on the way to work this morning.  When I went to change the tire, the handle to my jack was missing. I had to use a screwdriver to work the jack, and it sucked. I had a flat on the way to work this morning_comma_ and the jack handle was missing from my car. Oh no. What did you do? I used a screwdriver to work the jack. It sucked_comma_ lol.
current: Lol, well done for attempting it. Did you make it to work on time?
next: Yep, with 5 minutes to spare. (No pun intended)