history: I was walking through walmart and noticed people staring.  i went to the bathroom and to check my clothing and i had a huge brown stain on my rear! i sat in chocolate, i was moritified.
current: I was walking through walmart and noticed people staring. i went to the bathroom and to check my clothing and i had a huge brown stain on my rear! i sat in chocolate, i was moritified
next: That must of been horrible.