history: I was on lunch and my coworker made me laugh. I pee'ed my self. I was on lunch and my coworker made me laugh. I pee'ed my self. I felt like I wanted to die. Wow_comma_ did they notice? yep_comma_ to make it worse I'm the boss. I'm pregnant so I tried to pass it off like the baby was pressing on my bladder. 
current: They will forget about it soon.
next: The next day someone had put a diaper in my desk.