history: Once on my way to work I slipped getting off the bus. I just laid there on the ground until the bus drove away. I wanted to hide in a cave forever. Once on my way to work I slipped and fell after I got off the bus and everyone stared at me. I laid there until the bus drove away because I felt so humiliated.
current: Oh, that must have been so embarrassing. 
next: The sad thing is I do stuff like that all the time :(