history: I just found out that I've been walking around all day with a hole in the back of my pants. I can't believe that no one told me. So I've been walking around all day with a huge hole in the back of my pants... I just found out about it. Oh wow! Hopefully no one saw it
current: If they did, no one told me about it! So embarrassing.
next: Im sorry about that. Ive gone through that before. Laughter can be good medicine sometimes