history: Well, this isn't going to make me sound like the manliest individual ever, but I think I need to tell it to someone. A few weeks ago, I was driving home from work. It was late. i was tired. So I wasn't my usual self.  Well_comma_ this isn't going to make me sound like the manliest individual ever_comma_ but I think I need to tell it to someone. A few weeks ago_comma_ I was driving home from work. It was late. i was tired. So I wasn't my usual self. I was singing along to some song when all of a sudden I glanced up and saw two eyes looking back at me_comma_ and at the time I didn't know whos eyes they were so I was scared to death. I slammed on my breaks_comma_ in the middle of the road_comma_ jumped out_comma_ and was ready to run... I mean fight whoever was in my back seat. Long story short_comma_ I saw my own reflection in the mirror. 
current: THAT IS TERRIFYING. Until the end of your story.. then I laughed so hard I cried. But that is so relatable. I've been terrified of my own shadow more than once.
next: It seems to happen to me at least once a week. If I watch a scary movie or show then it happens at least every other day until I forget about it, lol