history: There was one time in grade school when I went to the bathroom and the fire alarm went off.  I had a hard time buttoning up my pants and had no choice but to walk out with my class holding my pants together. There was one time when I was in grade school and the fire alarm went off when I was in the bathroom.  I had a hard time buttoning my pants up and had to walk out holding them together in front of my classmates. Oh my god_comma_ that must have been so embarrasing! Was there actually a fire?
current: Nope, it turned out to be a fire drill.  Everyone was laughing at me.  It wasn't one of my prouder moments.
next: Its okay, at least now you can look back at it as a funny moment.