history: Last week there was a large spider on my wall. Last week there was a huge tarantula on my wall. I thought it was going to jump on me.
current: OH GOSH! I would burn the whole house down. i'm terrified of spiders and bugs
next: OMG me too! I hit it with a rolled up news paper and a bunch of baby spiders came out. I had a panic attack and stomped on them.