history: Went on a first date, did not realize I had BBQ sauce on my face most of the date. Went on a first date last weekend. Had some sort of BBQ appetizer early in the date. Yummy_comma_ yea well not really!  Not really? How come?
current: Well, after about an hour I got up to pee. As I washed my hands I looked up and my face was covered with sauce. It looked like someone poured it on my face, 
next: Oh wow, the BBQ must be delicious.