history: My upstairs neighbors make a ton of noise at all hours of the night. It makes it difficult for me to sleep.  My upstairs neighbors make a ton of noise at all hours of the night. It makes it difficult for me to sleep.  That really sucks. Maybe you should try egging their door? Or just break in and pretend you're bigfoot while they're trying to sleep.
current: I'm not trying to get arrested! I think I'll just wait things out until I move in two months.
next: I would go with the bigfoot option. You can get a costume on the cheap on ebay nowadays. I've used that tactic countless times and it has never failed!