history: vomited all over the couch last week my friends and i ordered pizza while at their house_comma_ after an hour of eating the pizza i pucked everywhere on his couch_comma_ i feel so bad and grossed out ewww that's gross!  Did you help clean it up?  And what was in that pizza anyway??
current: god knows what was in that pizza, but i helped clean and the mess was still showing, but he said it wasn't a problem 
next: He seems like a good friend.  