history: One time I moved into this new apartment, it was a converted loft in an old warehouse. On my first night, my soap dispenser in the kitchen malfunctioned and started squirting soap everywhere, the sound spooked me so bad!
current: One time I moved into a new apartment, it was this big loft in a converted warehouse. I had this automatic soap dispenser that went nuts on me and made this really scary sound, I thought the place was haunted!
next: Oh my gosh! thats funny.  was that the only thing that made you think it was haunted?