history: I was at work and the butt of my pants tore. I was inspecting rooms yesterday when I bent down to look under a bed_comma_ I felt the back of my pants tear. The hole was the entire back of my pants.  Oh no! I'm so sorry! I hate when that happens! Yes_comma_ I have a staff of 30 and I think each one saw me at some point in the day. I have Khaki's on. I had to tape and staple the hole. 
current: Ugh! That's the worst! Too bad you couldn't run home and change!
next: That would have been nice. But home is an hour each way. 