history: My friend moved to California last week. My friend got a promotion and moved to California last week. I always thought I would be the first one to get out of this dump.
current: I'm sorry your friend moved away. Sounds like me when I moved from Indiana to Florida. My friend was upset when I left too.
next: He doesn't deserve to live in luxury! He gets to chill on the beaches and I'm stuck out here in the dessert.