history: Went on a first date. Turned out I had chocolate on my face half the date. Went on a first date last night. I had chocolate from the appetizer in my beard the entire time.  Lol. Why didn't she tell you? I don't know. She was strange. I did not notice until I went to the restroom right before I left. 
current: So you're not gonna see her again?
next: She text me today but I'm not interested. She was beautiful but not very smart at all.