history: My neighbor stole a package from me. I know he did it because it was an outdoor planter I ordered that appeared on his porch a few days after my package went missing! My neighbor stole a package from me.
current: No way? Do you have proof? That is terrible.
next: So check this out, I ordered a planter for my porch. That's how I know he did it, the exact planter I ordered and never got appeared on HIS porch a few days after my package went missing!