history: This new printer really grinds my gears!!! You know what really grinds my gears??? What really grinds your gears_comma_ friend? Rotten potatoes? Beverly hillbillies? The new printer we got at work!!!!!!!!! It's so frustrating!!
current: I hate mine too! I want to smash that thing with a sledgehammer!
next: We should take it out in the field!!