history: I seen a guy riding a unicycle today. He was just listening to music and making it look easy. I seen this guy riding down my street riding a unicycle making it look easy. Talk about skill! Wow_comma_ that's not something I'd expect to see just looking out my window at the street!  Were you impressed?
current: I most certainly was! I ran to find my kids and show them. They all want one for Christmas now!
next: Ha!  Well just make sure you've got good insurance on all of them first!!