history: My co-worker farted in her cubicle adjacent to mine. It was so gross. My co-worker ripped a nasty ole fart in her cubicle the other day. Which just so happened to be next to mine. Lol. That's gross
current: You're  telling me! It was absolutely revolting. I am never going to let her live that down.
next: I wouldn't either. She should find another job lol