history: It was such an experience to trip and fall right in front of an extremely attractive male at Walmart of all places. I had my coffee in my hand and it spilled all over my lap and of course I was wearing white and had a giant (burning) coffee stain all over my clothes! I totally made a fool of myself at Walmart the other day_comma_ I was wearing a white outfit and there was a very attractive man in front of me and I tripped and fell. 
current: Haha! Poor you. Did you wreck your clothes?
next: Yep, I had a massive brown stain on my white shirt, and of course my coffee is hot so it is burning me slightly, I just got up and walked back to my car