history: I was cleaning the yard and uncovered a huge nest of black widow spiders! I was cleaning in the yard when I discovered a huge nest of black widow spiders! Oh god. That must be terrifying. Yeah it freaked me right out! I called someone to come get rid of them tomorrow.
current: Oh lord. They're still there?
next: Yep, left them where I found them. Don't want to mess with it, just in case.