history: I tripped and fell at the coffee shop yesterday. The worst part is that it was in front of the really cute barista. I tripped and fell in front of the cute barista yesterday. I dont feel like showing my face there again.
current: Oh no! If it helps they probably don't remember. That stuff filters out faster than you would think!
next: I dont know. I usually see the same workers there. Im sure they got a good laugh at my expense.