history: I have my soccer game tomorrow. I am so pumped that I can't sleep. I have my soccer game tomorrow and I am so pumped that I can't sleep. Oh cool!  Do you play in the game or get to be the cooler part of the team_comma_ the waterboy?
current: I am the waterboy! Can't wait to provide sweet, succulent water to all the parched, puckered throats.
next: Ha ha! Awesome!  I bet you're great at it!  Get out a hose and just water them down! Its faster.  Hope you have a great game tomorrow!  Don't forget the orange slices.