history: Roommate just walked in on me while I was... trying to... "feel good" if you know what I mean. So awkward. My door doesn't have a lock, either. I told him to not come in, and he just kept coming in! Roommate just walked in on me while I was... trying to... "feel good" if you know what I mean. So awkward. My door doesn't have a lock_comma_ either. I told him to not come in_comma_ and he just kept coming in!
current: I not sure what do you mean, but can use my imagination,  it sounds like something really embarrassing.
next: Yes, I was... self-pleasuring, if you can understand that. It was definitely an awkward and embarrassing position to be in. I just went out there and tried to have a normal conversation afterwards so that we could move on as quickly as possible. But I was mortified.