history: I walked around the mall for 2 hours with my fly down. I walked around the mall for 2 hours with my fly down. Haha.. I'm sorry_comma_ that made me laugh a little bit. I do that sometimes too_comma_ and have no idea how I can forget so many times. I think at least if it happens_comma_ almost no one can really tell or notice_comma_ if that helps.
current: Unfortunately I had my shirt tucked in and I was wearing skinny jeans so everyone noticed they just didn't tell me.  I was wearing my superman undies too so it was extra noticeable...humiliating.
next: Well, you could have been going commando, too. And shame on them for not letting you know. Let's focus on the positives--you can pull off skinny jeans, and you're interesting enough to want to wear Superman underwear. Keep it up