history: Everyone on my street has a nicer car than I do. My car barely even starts. Do you ever feel like everyone has nicer things than you do? Yea_comma_ but I try not to compare. It'll just make me feel bad. What about you? MY car is trash and it seems like someone around here get a new car every month.
current: Wow. How does one get a new car every month. Must be loaded.
next: Well, I'm definitely no. MY car barely starts when I try to crank it.