history: Took the trash out the other day and the bag burst open. Never felt so disgusted in my life. I took out the trash today and the bag burst all over me. I knew I shouldn't have kept 50 pounds of ramen sitting in the fridge for 2 months.
current: Why put ramen in the fridge?
next: I am a poor college student and needed to eat the leftovers. Thought it would stay good for all eternity. Guess it doesn't when it's cooked.