history: I cooked this big turkey for my in-laws one Thanksgiving. I was so embarrassed when I realised I used sugar instead of salt. I cooked a big turkey and served it to my in-laws. I embarrassed myself because it was terrible in the end. did they anything mean to you? 
current: No. But I used sugar instead of salt. It wasn't good.
next: oh, it was an accident, and it's alright. as long as you make sure that you use the right seasoning next time. it's all gonna be okay.