history: Someone stole my lawn mower last night. The ONE time I had my security camera off_comma_ someone stole my lawn mower! No joke? That's terrible. Why was the security camera off? And seriously_comma_ who steals a lawn mower? What bums.
current: I use these new wireless cameras that need to be taken down and charged every so often. I should have charged it while I was home!
next: Oh, that makes sense. I had no idea, since I've never used them. That sounds really inconvenient. Maybe they were waiting for the perfect moment to strike... What chumps.