history: I was at the post officer yesterday and I had to wait in line to use the ONE pen in the whole post office. Why do post offices only have one pen?! So okay_comma_ hear me out. I was at the post officer the other day and I had to wait in line for the ONE pen the post office seems to have. Why only one pen? As we say around here_comma_ you ain't lying! How long were you waiting?
current: I guess like ten minutes. It's not that long, but you shouldn't have to wait! And then it's chained to a pole like they're really protective of it. Oh yeah, and the ink is almost always out by the time you get to it.
next: We have all been there! How hard would it be to put a few extra pens out? They gotta be worth like what, a couple pennies a pop?