history: I went to the movies and peed in my pants. I went to the movies and peed in my pants. I'm sorry.. my first gut reaction was to laugh a little. I really don't mean to make fun of you. That's terrible! Was it because you didn't want to miss a part of the movie_comma_ so you tried to hold it in as long as possible?
current: It is okay, i tried my best but the movie made me let it out.
next: The movie did? It sounds like maybe at least it was a good movie, if that's any consolation. I hope no one made fun of you. It's a common human mistake.