history: My aardvark pooped on the rug yesterday. I was quite peeved. I picked up this aardvark on the black market. Named him Arthur. He pooped all over my carpet yesterday. What is a aardvark?
current: It's an exotic animal that lives in the rain forests of South America. I was so annoyed because he made quite a mess. Probably explains why rain forests are so fertile.
next: I thought so. The name alone sounds so exotic, were you mad that you had to clean pooop?