history: Last night, I tried cooking a salad. I was disappointed once I learned that salads weren't meant to be cooked. So_comma_ last night I tried throwing a salad in the oven_comma_ thinking I was Gordon Ramsey.
current: hm never tried baked salad. How'd it go, Ramsey?
next: It went how'd you think cooking a salad in the oven would go. The lettuce was scorched and the tomatoes tasted like dog poop. Absolutely disappointing.