history: Once in JR High, this kid kept throwing apples at birds until he hit one.  He broke a bird's wing, and a teacher and I took care of it until it was better. In JR High_comma_ there was this kid who was always throwing apples at birds in the air. That is horrible! Why would he do something like that??? Did you do anything to stop him?
current: Because he was a rich jerk.  A teacher caught him after he hit a bird once, and then we took care of the bird until it's broken wing was better.
next: Awww. That was so nice of you guys! 