history: I took my trash out a minute ago and stepped in dog poop! It even went between my toes! I took my trash out a minute ago in the dark barefoot and wouldn't you know I stepped in dog poop!
current: That's brutal, was it a big poop?
next: Ugh yes and it went all up between my toes and everything. So gross. I tried to wipe it off in the grass but it just made it worse.