history: I can't believe how pretty my best friend's new girlfriend is. I look better than him but he always gets the pretty girls. Wish I had as much game as him. My best friend got such a pretty girlfriend. I don't know how he does it. I look better than him but he gets the pretty girls. I totally know what you mean.
current: I wish I had the game he has. I think I need to cut my hair like him to get a better chance with the ladies.
next: You also need some good pickup lines.