history: I just deep fried a whole turkey all by myself, first try! I can't wait to share the feast with the rest of my family they're gonna be so excited. I'm sorry to keep you waiting I had a technical issue. I just got a new deep fryer_comma_ and I fried my very first turkey today. I know it doesn't seem like much_comma_ but I am very excited about it. I'm happy that you got a new turkey friar and fried your first turkey. You do seem like you would enjoy that. 
current: Thank you for understanding. It's been annoying my family but I bet they're excited for me as well. I love frying birds that's for sure haha.
next: Hey, some people are on this planet to fry birds, and some people aren't. I guess that's just how it is.