history: When I was running for the bus the other day, I felt a rip, then when I got on the bus, I noticed that my pants had ripped at the back. The other day I was late for work_comma_ so when I saw my bus coming_comma_ I ran for it. I felt a rip_comma_ and when I got on the bus I noticed that my pants had ripped right at the back! Oh no! I hope you were wearing clean full coverage underwear that day!
current: Lol, I was. But that didn't help me much when I walked into work with torn pants. They had to send me home after all that!
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