history: I invited a girl over to my house for dinner that I had a crush on for years. When I served her at the table I handed her a folded napkin when she unfolded it a live cock roach fell onto the table.  Have you ever invited someone over for dinner that you liked a whole lot? Well I have and it didn't go to well.
current: Oh, no! What happened?
next: Well I made them dinner fixed their plate gave it to them and a folded napkin. When they unfolded the napkin a big fat and I mean fat cock roach fell out and ran across the table at about 50 miles a hour.