history: I was watching professional bowling the other day. I was amazed at how good the players are. They make getting strikes look so easy! I was recently watching professional bowling and I was struck by how good the players are. They make getting strikes look so easy! I know! Then you get to the bowling alley_comma_ try to do what they do_comma_ end up getting 3 gutter balls in a row_comma_ and fall flat on your butt to boot!
current: Sounds like me on a good day, lol. I guess I will never reach that level of play.
next: Me and you both, friend. We can always try and have a blast though! I'm sure if we keep at it we'll get a turkey in a century or two.