history: I just bought some honey buns and the entire box is gone. I didn't even eat any. I bought a box of honey buns yesterday. You know_comma_ thinking about it. I don't think I've ever had a honey bun... OMG! Actually I didn't have any yesterday and they are all gone!! My kids are the worst
current: Wow, that sucks. I bet you are so disappointed...
next: I was ready for one about 5 minutes ago. I haven't stopped frowning yet.