history: I blamed my oldest son for losing my headphones, but it turns out it was my fault. I blamed my oldest son for losing my headphones but I found out later I was the one that lost them. Was he using it or something? Why did you think it was him_comma_ and how did you find out it was you? Because he loses everything! And I figured out it was me because I stuck them in my secret spot. You have a secret spot for your headphones. Are they super expensive?  I have a secret spot for stuff I don't want my kids to find and break lol
current: I have zero kids. I break stuff all the time. 
next: Ha Ha you're kind of like a kid then lol