history: I stole a soda from the grocery store once, when I was with my friends. A security lady followed me out of the store and I called my parents, I felt so embarrassed and bad. I stole a soda as a teenager and got caught in the parking lot by the security people. I felt so ashamed. Oh wow_comma_ did anything end up happening to you? Did you get 20 years in prison?
current: Haha no she called my parents and I was banned from the store. 
next: Eh, I suppose worse things could happen. Was it worth it?