history: My dad just bought a new motorcycle for my sister since her old one isn't safe anymore!  Why can't I get a free motorcycle?! My dad just bought a new motorcycle for my sister since her old one isn't safe anymore! Why can't I get a free motorcycle?! Anymore? Are they ever safe?? Haha!  You have a point.  Maybe I should have said "safer"! What made hers unsafe?
current: It was idle for too long.
next: Cool, you guys can race and whoever loses gets a new one