history: I was in charge of the turkey during our last thanksgiving. I was so proud to have the honor, but right before serving it I dropped it on the floor and the dogs got to it. My family put me in charge of the thanksgiving turkey. Everything was going right and I was so pleased as punch to be in chage. How did it turn out?
current: Not good. I dropped it as I was about to serve it. The family dogs got to it almost immediately.
next: Oh no! How awful! Did your Thanksgiving improve?