history: I've had a slight financial struggle recently. I don'tdon't see a way to get out of it  I've got to put my trust in God now.  I've had a slight financial struggle recently. I  don't see a way out of it.  How did you get into this situation?  My girlfriend has gone a little crazy with spending frivolously.  well I think she should be the one to get you out of it! Otherwise perhaps you could see a financial adviser. They might be able to help you consolidate your debts  I think I've hadhad an epiphany. After not being serious about religion ever_comma_ I may have to turn it over to God... 
current: Well I have never heard of God helping with financial situations but perhaps if you pray and scrape together enough money for a ticket to Las Vegas all your troubles will be gone
next: Lol... I went to a Christian school. Never cared before  but now I'm 47. Maybe He can just give me a quick loan??? 