history: I was in a meeting with my boss one time talking about a serious subject. I spilled a whole of water on his desk.  I was in a meeting one time talking about a serious subject. The most mortifying thing happened! Oh my god what happened? I was making gestures while talking. I knocked a whole bottle of water all over my boss' desk!
current: Did it get on him?
next: No but it got all over all his papers. It also drenched his phone!