history: I lost my car keys at a bar last night. I lost my keys at a bar last night.  Oh man! Are they car keys as well? Yep.  and it gets worse.   Apparently sometimes people will steal keys_comma_  then come back and steal your car after you leave_comma_ according to the bar tenders.  So I got my truck towed home.  And... no house keys..  Oh my god! Well please get ALL your locks changed. The car will be more difficult however hopefully they have no idea where you live so you should be ok. Yeah_comma_ it was super exciting.... and I wasn't calling my mom (she has an extra key) to come unlock my house at 3am either. so I 'slept' on back porch.
current: Oh god! How did you get in finally, did you contact your mom?
next: Well, we're talking here now. 