history: I am mortified.  I was going to the bank and tried to open the door.  I kept pulling and pulling until I realized I was supposed to push.  Unfortunately, a bunch of people saw me. I am mortified. I was going to the bank and tried to open the door. I kept pulling and pulling until I realized I was supposed to push. Unfortunately_comma_ a bunch of people saw me.
current: I had a similar experience the other day at the gas station. It's terrible when that stuff happens.
next: I wish nobody had seen my.  There was no good way to play it off.