history: My son said his first word today. I was filled with pride. My son said his first word today. My breast filled with pride as my ears were graced with that beautiful word. Aw_comma_ that's exciting! I think I would swell with pride if a swear word were my kid's first word too!
current: Indeed. He said "Josef Stalin"! How zany and cooky is that??!?!?!?
next: WOWAOEAOEAEOHHHH, now that was unexpected! Are you at all concerned that you're raising a Communist, or have you decided to embrace the hammer and sickle and seize the means of production?