history: I invited a girl over to my house for dinner that I had a crush on for years. When I served her at the table I handed her a folded napkin when she unfolded it a live cock roach fell onto the table.  Have you ever invited someone over for dinner that you liked a whole lot? Well I have and it didn't go to well. Oh_comma_ no! What happened?
current: Well I made them dinner fixed their plate gave it to them and a folded napkin. When they unfolded the napkin a big fat and I mean fat cock roach fell out and ran across the table at about 50 miles a hour.
next: Oh wow! That's like the worst nightmare! I'm so sorry that happened to you!!