history: I came home from a business trip and found food rotting in the fridge with mold growing on everything and fruit flies swarming around. bleh. I came home from a business trip and found food rotting in the fridge with mold growing on everything and fruit flies swarming around. bleh.
current: oh just wait.. that's nothing. How long were you gone for?
next: About 8 days. Why?  Did you have something more gross? I have to hear this! ha ha.