history: My duck is getting on my nerves a bit. He is a big fat guy and screams all the time if he feels he hasn't had enough food. I love him but I hate it when he screams. My duck is getting on my nerves a bit. He is a big fat guy and screams all the time if he feels he hasn't had enough food.
current: You have a pet duck? That's nuts!
next: Not at all! They are lovely critters. But he is just a bit of a fatty boy and likes his food. He is lovely and so sweet! I protect all animals :)