history: I was so shocked when I found a $50 bill lying on the sidewalk. I grabbed it and bought a bunch of lottery tickets. I was shocked when I saw a $50 bill laying on the sidewalk. I grabbed it and headed to the corner store. Dang. What did you by? Mountain dew and doritos?
current: No I bought some lottery tickets and stamina pills. Figured I would hit the jackpot with my luck!
next: A much better purchase than the neckbeard's staple. I hope you won!