history: I was talking a walk in my neighborhood, and accidentally stepped in some dog poop, yuck! Hey_comma_ I was talking a walk the other day and I accidentally stepped in some dog poop_comma_ talk about gross. Ewww. I haven't done that in a while. Thankfully.
current: I'm glad for you, people need to clean up after their animals!
next: They sure do. Isn't it the law?