history: My son just graduated high school. One of his ex girlfriends pushed past my mother and I to get to him. She jumped on him and hugged him for 10 minutes and wouldn't let me get anywhere near my son
current: You would not believe this girl! I was at my kid's graduation. Afterwards, my mom and I went up to congratulate him. I was just about to hug him and one of his ex's pushed me and my mom out of the way, jumped on him, and wouldn't let him go for 10 minutes!
next: That sounds crazy!