history: I can't believe I bought the wrong size shoes for myself today.  I bought a pair of shoes from a clearance bin today How did they fit_comma_  Are you wearing them now? Turns out they are a 6 and I wear a nine.  I cant even return them
current: wow, thats terrible,  where they even good looking?
next: They are converse and I have so many I didn't need to try them on. Well actually I did need too lol