history: I was playing with my toddler and there was this HUGE spider on his play tent. This spider was seriously so big. I called my boyfriend and he told me to spray it with hairspray and use one of his shoes to smash it. I was playing with my toddler and there was this HUGE spider on his play tent. This spider was seriously so big.  ohh! that is frighting. Didn't you scare?
current: I was so scared, like crap I cant let this giant thing stay loose, one of my cats or dogs or my kid may eat it or something. But I didnt want to get near it either!
next: Yeah! I am glad he didn't bite you or something!