history: I was swimming laps one time, and didn't realize that you could see directly up my shorts from behind. I only found out weeks later after my girlfriend told me. I like to swim laps_comma_ and I discovered that you can see directly up my shorts if swimming behind me.  Wow. Must be a sight for those behind you all this time.
current: Yeah, my girlfriend told me about it. I had been swimming in these shorts for weeks before I found out. I feel pretty awkward about going back now.
next: It's ok. I'm sure everyone has their embarassing moments.