history: I went to church this past Sunday and the most horrible thing happened.  I called my pastor by the name of the old pastor! I went to church this past Sunday and the most horrible thing happened.  I literally still can't believe it!
current: I'm so curious. What happened at church?
next: Well, I called my pastor by the old pastor's name!  I wanted to cringe - he's not even that new, he's been here for like 2 years!