history: I took my trash out a minute ago and stepped in dog poop! It even went between my toes! I took my trash out a minute ago in the dark barefoot and wouldn't you know I stepped in dog poop! That's brutal_comma_ was it a big poop? Ugh yes and it went all up between my toes and everything. So gross. I tried to wipe it off in the grass but it just made it worse.
current: That is gross, did you get a bath or a shower?
next: I got the hose from around the corner and sprayed it off then I hopped all the way to the bathroom to take a shower.