history: My pet alligator bit me today. Never been so peeved in my life. My pet alligator bit me today. Never been so irritated in my life! Pet alligator! Why do you have him as a pet_comma_ is he a rescue?
current: Nope! I got him 20 years ago at a Turkish Bazaar. Little tyke bit my hand clean off.
next: Well, I'm not sure about that or how are you typing?! 