history: So my kid loves to play with stupid model cars and stupid tiny legos. Well he didn't clean them up and this morning I rolled out of bed tired and walked to the kitchen and stepped on a stupid lego!! I could have set a bomb off I was soooo mad. So my kid loves to play with stupid model cars and stupid tiny legos. Well he didn't clean them up and this morning I rolled out of bed tired and walked to the kitchen and stepped on a stupid lego!
current: Oh NO...That should be reserved for the worst prisoners. That hurts!
next: Yes!!! I probably yelled every cuss word ever invented. I think I even teared up for a minute!