history: My dog pooped on my prized family heirloom. I was so sad. My dog took a fat ole dookey on my prized family heirloom. uh oh.  Did you put him in the corner?
current: Nope. I put him six feet under. That heirloom was worth over 10 million dollars. Never been so disappointed in him in my life.
next: do you regret that?