history: I took out the garbage yesterday. The bag exploded as I took it to the street. It was so gross. I took the garbage to the road last night and the bag burst. Got nasty stuff all over my shirt.
current: Ugh, that's the worst!  Bright side - at least you weren't far from home that you were able to clean everything up, right?
next: No, my garbage can is 2 miles away. The smell was so strong that a herd of possums jumped me on the way back.