history: I tripped while walking my dog this morning So I was walking my dogs today and I tripped over Boomer's feet! As if that wasn't bad enough I was in front of the school and everyone saw me fall that was dropping off their kids Oh no! Did anyone come over to help or did you try to get out of there asap?
current: LOL you know I was up and gone in a flash. I wanted to melt into the concrete lol
next: One thing I've learned is that it might be embarrassing for a couple minutes but most of the time, an hour later, nobody will remember what happened.