history: An ex girlfriend asked is she could spend the night at my house because she was kicked out of her current home.  In the middle of the night, I woke up because she had wet the bed.  She's 40!
current: An ex girlfriend of mine was in a bind and needed a place to stay.  She repaid me by wetting the bed last night.
next: Oh wow.... a grown woman wetting the bed? Does she do it on purpose?