history: I'm really good at making people laugh. People say I should be a comdeian. I am so funny. People say I should go into comedy. They also say I might be the next Rodney Dangerfield!
current:  i don't think i know who Rodney Dangerfield is but hey, good for you! it's awesome when people have a good sense of humor
next: He is probably one of the greatest comedians of all time. His signature phrase was "I don't get no respect"