history: Every time I make cookies I end up eating most of them. I feel bad because the rest of my family do not get to have any. I wish I had better control over myself. Whenever I bake cookies I end up eating most of them. I feel bad because there are never enough for the rest of the family. You must be a good cookie chef! Don't feel too bad_comma_ they should have been quicker!
current: Yeah but I feel a little devious when I hide some for later. I really have a cookie addiction and should get help.
next: Oh, you're sly! Call the cookie addiction hotline quick!