history: I was cleaning my garage and a huge spider crawled on to me!  I am super scared of spiders! I was cleaning my garage and a huge spider crawled on to me! I am super scared of spiders! Oh I do not like spiders either!  What did you do?
current: I basically screamed like a little girl and jumped!
next: I'd probably have done the exact same thing - then called for my husband or one of my daughters to kill it!!