history: I heard a banging on my window at 3AM last night. I was terrified on what it was but it turned out to be a tree branch. I heard a banging on my window at 3AM last night. I was terrified on what it was but it turned out to be a tree branch. LOL.. You crack me up.  
current: Lol, I thought it was someone trying to break into my house. I had my shotgun nearby just in case
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