history: I spent a long time making cookies and my family ate most of them without asking. I made some cookies from scratch and left to run an errand. When I came back my family had eaten most of them without asking. Oh my god_comma_ fresh cookies that you hand baked?? What did you do?
current: I hid the rest of them away so only I get to eat the rest.
next: HAHAHAHAHA  that what my niece does, I bring home two candies and she talks me into giving her one then she hides the other when i'm not looking