history: My ex girlfriend told me a secret I promised never to tell. I still have told no one My ex girlfriend told me a secret I promised never to tell. I still have told no one really_comma_ what is the secret?  She is a lizard person wow_comma_ that is some secret. 
current: I kid. That would be one hell of a secret though
next: lol, right! she would defintely make world star. 