history: I was bending over while working the concession stand and split my pants. Goodness_comma_ I was working the concession stand at Emma's ball game. I bent over to grab a box of crackers and split my pants open!!!
current: Oh my gosh!!! That's pretty funny. Did anyone see what happened?
next: Well of course, there was a whole line of fans getting snacks.. I grabbed a coat and tied it around my waist.