history: I got a puppy for my birthday.  I took him outside to potty and found him eating the neighbors doo. I got a puppy for my birthday! That's great! I bet you love that
current: I did until I noticed that when I took him outside to go to the bathroom, he was eating the neighbor dog's doo doo.
next: Haha, well dogs do that. I highly recommend not letting the puppy lick your face while it's young