history: So... Last night I saw a huge black spider in my room. Took me like 20 minutes to muster up the courage to attack it. Well... I tried attacking it, and missed, and it went behind a piece of furniture and I couldn't find it again. I slept in another room..  So... Last night I saw a huge black spider in my room. Took me like 20 minutes to muster up the courage to attack it. Well... I tried attacking it_comma_ and missed_comma_ and it went behind a piece of furniture and I couldn't find it again. I slept in another room.. I hate that!  Knowing a spider or any sort of bug is in your room and then knowing you have to go to sleep.  I would have done the same thing.
current: Yeah no joke. I want to just burn the place down and move on. I bet the spider would still be alive in the ashes somewhere though, just laughing at me, like, "Thanks for the free land, chump."
next: Haha, while he builds back up his spider web.