history: Once I had a job interview, but I didn't notice that I had sat in some gum on the bus on the ride over.  I ruined those suit pants for good. I had a job interview a while back_comma_ and on the bus ride over_comma_ I sat on some gum. Omg_comma_ that had to be embarrassing and a mess to get up. Those slacks were ruined.  I didn't even know I had sat in until the interview was over and the guy pointed it out.
current: Oh no, even worse. Hope you got the job :)
next: He said, "luckily you be making enough now so you won't need to ride the bus anymore."  I took that as a sign that I got it.