history: There was a time when I spilled a bowl of cheerios. I flew into a fit of rage so severe that I passed out for a couple of minutes, only to wake up, finding myself in the puddle milk and spilt cheerios. Have you ever spilled a bowl of cereal? I did today and I was absolutely so mad! I flew into a blinding rage and started flailing about so bad that I nearly killed myself! Wow_comma_ why did you involve your self in spilling a bowl of cereal?
current: I had a bout of butterfingers this morning and couldn't hold onto my bowl! I was so angry that I couldn't eat my cheerios before heading off to work!
next: That's very serious. What are you going to do about the bowl now?