history: my friend told me a secret my friend told me a secret Was it a good one? Did you keep it? yes_comma_ i did keep it. im holding it for a couple more days. Is someone getting married_comma_ or a baby? lol_comma_ its one of the them 
current: Well tell them I said Congrats on whatever it is. As long as it's not a baby marriage.
next: lol.. i will this weekend. i never hold secrets. im doing a great job