history: I was dancing at a wedding this weekend and I split my pants. I was dancing at a wedding this weekend and I split my pants. How were you dancing? I tried to do a break dancing move that I used to be able to do_comma_ but that was 20 years ago.  I'm lucky my pants are the only thing that busted!  Hahahaha.
current: Were they expensive pants?
next: Rented tuxedo, so It will probably end up costing me pretty big.