history: Came home tonight and there was an owl in my house.. My cat had dragged an owl through the dog door, but didn't kill it. Safe to say I almost ruined my pants, if you know what I mean. Came home tonight and there was an owl in my house.. My cat had dragged an owl through the dog door_comma_ but didn't kill it. Safe to say I almost ruined my pants_comma_ if you know what I mean.
current: But now you have a new pet to live with you
next: No way! I called my brother at 12AM and he helped me capture it with a garbage bag and a fishing net so that we could release it back outside. That thing was scary, and it wasn't even that big! They're so spooky and stoic-looking...