history: When I was walking around my neighborhood I felt something drop on my head. I reached up and realized a bird had did its business on me. I was revolted! I was going for a walk in the neighborhood and I felt something drop on my head. that is intense! what was it?
current: I reached up and realized a bird had done its business on my head. I was revolted!
next: ahh dang, thats terrible! that is pretty bad luck