history: Last night, I tried cooking a salad. I was disappointed once I learned that salads weren't meant to be cooked. So_comma_ last night I tried throwing a salad in the oven_comma_ thinking I was Gordon Ramsey. hm never tried baked salad. How'd it go_comma_ Ramsey?
current: It went how'd you think cooking a salad in the oven would go. The lettuce was scorched and the tomatoes tasted like dog poop. Absolutely disappointing.
next: Well, you get experience points on that. Hopefully, the next dish is better.