history: I ate 20 pizzas today. I never felt so disgusted with myself. I ate 20 pizzas today. I've never felt so disgusted with myself. 20 pizzas!!!  How did you fit that in your stomach without it exploding?
current: I have no idea! It may be because I consume that many pizzas on a daily basis. Maybe I should go see a doctor.
next: I think I'd look into entering some eating contests if I were you!