history: Yesterday my dog found my leather loafers and thought they were a chew toy. I was livid when I found the lumps that used to be my nice shoes. That mutt! Yesterday I found my dog chewing my leather loafers. Apparently he thought they were a chew toy. I was livid. They must have tasted good!
current: Yeah at least he got a good snack. I will have to keep my closet closed from now on!
next: Lesson learned, that's for sure