history: The other day, I was running and a couple of elderly ladies were checking me out. Felt real good, man. So_comma_ went for a jog around the block yesterday. I was quite pleased to find a couple of elderly women were checking me out! That is good stuff.  I bet that made you feel good!
current: It did! Something about old women thinking I am attractive gives me a huge confidence boost. Maybe it's because I love my grandma so much.
next: You are so much fun!  Jogging gives off a pretty good feeling too!