history: I couldn't believe how pretty my ex's new girl is. How did he ever get such a hot girlfriend? He is nothing special to look at. I wonder how my ex got such a pretty girlfriend. He doesn't look that great.
current: Damn, what would you rate both of them? I know it might be a little childish but it helps me picture it haha.
next: Well I would rate his girl as a 9 and him as a 6.5. Seriously, he drives a beat up jalopi and still lives with his mom. I just don't get it.