history: I drank all the beer in the house and woke up to my very angry wife. I drank everything in the house_comma_ ate all the food_comma_ passed out_comma_ and woke up to a very upset wife. Haha I'd say so. What was your excuse to her?
current: I could say anything, I just apologized profusely 
next: That's a good strategy always when dealing with wives I think.