history: My dog pooped on the carpet. I never felt so peeved in my life. My dog crapped on the rug.  Oh no!  I bet it smelled bad.  Did you clean it up?
current: Oh, believe me it did. It's still sitting there from a few weeks ago because I don't have the courage to pick it up. I'm waiting for her to clean her mess up herself.
next: LOL it's been on the carpet for a few weeks???  Clean it up already.  She won't do it