history: I'm really good at making people laugh. People say I should be a comdeian. I am so funny. People say I should go into comedy. They also say I might be the next Rodney Dangerfield!  i don't think i know who Rodney Dangerfield is but hey_comma_ good for you! it's awesome when people have a good sense of humor
current: He is probably one of the greatest comedians of all time. His signature phrase was "I don't get no respect"
next: I need to google him. I've never even heard that phrase lol