history: I really can't stand my printer I really hate my printer Is it acting crazy or just not working? That stupid thing is always acting up.   You could name it Bob Marley since it's always "jammin" lol I couldn't resist
current: HAHA.  That's hilarious!  I might do that before I take it out to the field with a baseball bat!
next: Record it and have a "Office Space" moment with it lol