history: I hate when people dip tobacco and then spit it everywhere. I stepped in it barefoot outside when I was checking my mail. I stepped in tobacco spit today when I went out to check my mail barefoot!
current: Ugh, that is disgusting.  I'm guessing it wasn't your own?
next: No! It was one of my nasty neighbors with their nasty Skoal habit. I almost threw up.