history: I was walking along in the park. And then I took off my shoes and two minutes later I stepped in a gigantic pile of dog poo! Hi friend_comma_ did you ever have an experience like mine? One where you have stepped into the dog poo? Yes_comma_ It feels disgusting and you want to throw your shoe away afterwards.  Yea_comma_ did you ever do it in the barefooting. This is how I did it recently.
current: No, never barefoot. I hope you took a long shower. Smelling like dog poo wont get you any ladies.
next: That is very true, but I have seen a couple ladies that like that sort of thing.