history: I spilled coffee on my lap and now it looks like I had an accident. I spilled some coffee on my lap and now it looks like I wet myself. I have done that way too many times_comma_  maybe use the air drter in the bathroom?
current: I had some towels nearby, but just waiting until it dries like this before I get up and someone notices.
next: thats hilarious and terrible at the same time.