history: I baked a bunch of cookies for my new neighbors. I felt bad because I ate them all before I could give them away. I have no self control! I baked a bunch of cookies for my neighbors. Unfortunately I ate them all instead. I have no self control!
current: Haha oh no. Sometimes you need a cheat day.
next: This happens way too often. I think I may need to find a 12 step program for my cookie addiction.