history:  I had been craving krystals for a while now. And when I looked up how to get to one, I realized it was a local thing and the nearest was hundreds of miles away. Man I was really craving krystals after moving.  The hamburger? Those can be tasty. Yea and the chili cheese pups! But when I looked for gps_comma_ I realized the nearest one is hundreds of miles away.
current: Oh, well hamburgers aren't the healthiest things.
next: Tiny hamburgers are healthy don't you know :P.