history: My wife just told me today that my vasectomy failed, if you know what I mean. My wife just told me today that my vasectomy failed_comma_ if you know what I mean. Oh boy!  Congratulations are in order then?!!  How many kids do you have then? 
current: We aren't quite to the excited phase yet, but thank you.  I'm sure when the shock wears off we will be over the moon about it.  We have 2 and one (or more) on the way.
next: I totally get it.  If I found out that I was pregnant right now, I'd pass out and cry for a few minutes and then be happy.  ha ha.  I pray for your wife and her body! he he.