history: I'm a guy with pretty thick skin.  I can take the most politically incorrect or classless jokes and dish them back...but I become livid when someone insults my family for no reason I've got thick skin and can trade crass_comma_ classless_comma_ and politically disturbing jokes all day...but if someone insults my family with malice I go livid and deny all responsibility for whatever happens next I hear you.  Jokes are one thing_comma_ family is another.
current: A name carries honor and I'm willing to kill for it
next: I dunno if I'd go quite that far, but you do you :P