history: I once stole 50 bucks from my brothers wallet. End up he was using it for a date and the girl didn't ever call him back. So i did some stupid things when i was younger. But i feel bad about one of them to this day.
current: Oh no, what did you do?
next: I stole 50 bucks from my brothers wallet. He was going to use it on a date. Girl never called him back.