history: An ex girlfriend asked is she could spend the night at my house because she was kicked out of her current home.  In the middle of the night, I woke up because she had wet the bed.  She's 40! An ex girlfriend of mine was in a bind and needed a place to stay.  She repaid me by wetting the bed last night. Oh wow.... a grown woman wetting the bed? Does she do it on purpose? Yup_comma_ she's 40!  I mean I get she was sleepy_comma_ and she went before bedtime_comma_ but_comma_ I don't get it.
current: That is weird. I'm sorry, but she'd be out of my house! haha!
next: Yup, dropped her off at a bus stop in the morning.  That makes her being put out of two houses in two days.