history: I tore my jeans while climbing a fence, and my friend gave me her sweater to wrap around my waist. I tore my jeans while climbing a fence_comma_ and my friend gave me her sweater to wrap around my waist That is a good friend_comma_ but I'm sorry you tore your pants.  Why were you climbing a fence?
current: I was trying to take a shortcut to the grocery store lol.
next: Well, at least your friend was there to help you out.  Maybe you should have picked up a sewing kit at the grocery store to try to fix the jeans also - LOL!