history: I ate 50 pounds of ramen the other day. I felt so bad for all the other starving college students. I ate 50 pounds of ramen the other day. Never felt so bad for all the college kids that gazed on in envy and horror.
current: Can they not afford ramen?
next: Nope! Well, I suppose they can, but not as much as I. I am the Ramen King and impose a stiff ramen tax for every ramen meal consumed by all poor college students.