history: I accidentally peed on my pants a little bit when I was at the restaurant last weekend. My belt buckle moved in front and it splashed everywhere. I had to try and dry myself off using the air dryer.  I accidentally peed all over the front of my pants last weekend when I was at a restaurant.
current: Oh man, that must have been humiliating! Did people notice?
next: Yeah, my belt fell in front when I was using the bathroom and it splashed everywhere. I had to dry it off on the air dryer.