history: I blamed eating someone's toast on my dog. My sister made some toast and left it on the counter. So I ate it and inferred the dog must have taken it when she asked. That's pretty funny. Did your sister ever find out it was you who took it?
current: No. My dog eats any food available to her so it's pretty believable.
next: One time my cousins dog, ruby, almost bit me for trying to put away a bowl of food. So, I understand how dogs can be with food at times haha.