history: So I was at work today, wearing some slightly tight jeans, since they're slim fit, and I bent over and they split. Just like in the movies. I meant people could see my undies... So I was at work today_comma_ wearing some slightly tight jeans_comma_ since they're slim fit_comma_ and I bent over and they split. Just like in the movies. I meant people could see my undies... Oh my god_comma_ I would have been so embarrassed! How'd you react?
current: mortified. Tried to pretend it didn't happen. At first no one noticed, but then they all figured it out. I left at lunch time :(
next: So you left work at lunch time? Did you come back or were you too ashamed?