history: The other night I went to take my dog out and there was a giant spider on my front porch.  I thought it was going to attack me. I have to tell you about one of the scariest moments ive had in a long time..
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next: I went to take my dog outside to use the bathroom last night, and when we walked outside onto the porch there was a giant spider the size of my fist.  I thought it was going to attack me.  I ran back inside so fast.