history: One time I ordered a submarine sandwich. When it finally arrived to my house, I took three bites and found a long hair in the middle. I was feeling hungry a little while ago until I thought back on that time I ordered a submarine sandwich and had the grossest experience. What was the gross part about the sandwich? I took three bites into the sandwich_comma_ and about half way as I pulled back from the sandwich was a hair connected from my mouth being pulled out of the food. I've never experienced something like that from fast food.
current: Yes that is a nasty thing to experience. But at least you were able to extract the hair!
next: Haha, I like that you looked on the brightside of that situation at least?