history: I finished my kids birthday candy tonight after they went to bed.  I know there going to be mad in the morning and I feel bad about it. I finished my kids birthday candy tonight after they went to bed. I know there going to be mad in the morning and I feel bad about it.
current: That's funny. I'd tell them the tooth fairy stole it. 
next: Hahahaha.  That's pretty good.  The problem is this candy is very special.  One of their friends sent it over from Europe, so I can't just run down to 7-11 to buy some more.