history: I came home to a huge pile of dog poop, it was absolutely disgusting. I came home to a huge pile of dog poop_comma_ it was absolutely disgusting. Ugh_comma_ do you know how it got there?
current: No, that's the worst part! I don't even have a dog!
next: Oh my goodness! Do you think an intruder got in and used your house as a washroom for his dog?