history: I was on a scientific mission to mars when a massive sand storm hit.  Yeah my crew thought I was dead, and they left me behind.  Really sucked. I was on a scientific mission to mars when a massive sand storm hit. lol. Well then darnit I want to be a unicorn. The only person stopping you from realizing your dreams is you. But yeah my crew thought I was dead_comma_ and they left me behind. Really sucked
current: lol- Well that's true. Darn all those people who stopped me from being a unicorn. Well how on earth did you get back to earth then?
next: Never did get back.  Figured I'd hang out here and start a coffee roasting business.  I'll be the only one, so success seems likely.