history: I was siiting beside a girl on the transit bus and she expelled gas  and it stunk so bad that the person on the other side of her vomited , 5 minutes later she had the nerve to try and flirt with me and tried to get my phone number can you imagine how that made me feel
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next: I was siiting beside a girl on the transit bus and she expelled gas and it stunk so bad that the person on the other side of her vomited ,5 minutes later she had the nerve to try and flirt with me and tried to get my phone number.