history: I was shocked.  I was at the state park walking through the woods and I swear I saw a Bigfoot. I was shocked. I was at the state park walking through the woods and I swear I saw a Bigfoot. I would have been so excited lol.  What did it look like?!
current: Just like you think it would.. big, tall, hairy walking ape sorta thing
next: Was anyone with you?  Did anyone believe you?