history: My husband and I went out to a real nice restaurant for our anniversary and i looked down just as I was fixing t take a bite out of my lobster and there was a nice long piece of hair
current: My husband an I thought we would treat ourself toa nice dinner. I went to take a bite and looked down, thank goodness I did, there was a really nice piece of hair wrapped around my food
next: A "really nice" piece of hair?  Yikes.  Did you send it back?