history: I came home the other day and saw that my dog had chewed up my shoes and had pooped on my floor.  I had to clean up so much poop it was gross I just got home from work and I cannot even begin to tell you how mad I am right now!
current: What a day, huh?! Can you tell me what happened or is it still too raw?
next: Well, my dog decided it would be a good day to eat my shoes and then take a poop on my floor, so i had to scrub the floor clean.