history: I was bending over while working the concession stand and split my pants. Goodness_comma_ I was working the concession stand at Emma's ball game. I bent over to grab a box of crackers and split my pants open!!! Oh my gosh!!! That's pretty funny. Did anyone see what happened? Well of course_comma_ there was a whole line of fans getting snacks.. I grabbed a coat and tied it around my waist.
current: Thankfully you had a sweater, but geez how embarrassing. 
next: No doubt about it, next time I'm wearing an extra pair of pants!