history: I farted infront of a lady in the train. SO I dropped my wallet in the train_comma_ and when I bent down to pick it up_comma_ I accidentally released a  loud fart. Worse of it call_comma_ there was lady who was sitting and heard it! 
current: It happens to the best of us! I know the lady understands!
next: I hope so, she pretended not to hear but I know she heard it. It was just so embarrassing and left me red faced! 