history: My son stole 50 cookies from the cookie jar tonight. His behavior really let me down. My son_comma_ the devious scamp_comma_ stole 50 cookies from the cookie jar tonight. Never been so disappointed in him.
current: 50?  That might be a world record or something.  How did you find out?
next: Well, I was off to the freshly stocked cookie jar and there were none left! I figured his aching stomach was punishment enough. His agony was quite palpable.