history: I remember the first I got pooped on while changing my kids diapers. I remember the first I got pooped on while changing my kids diapers. It must have been an overwhelming experience_comma_ how old are the kids now?
current: They are 14 and 12.  It was pretty gross, but you have to deal with a lot of gross things when they are babies and just remember that you can take a shower to wash it off.  Luckily they have cute little faces to help you forget about the gross things.
next: Sweet, we all miss those memories of them growing back. Mine are adults now