history: I dropped my phone in the toilet.  I am so irritated with myself. I dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry to hear about that. Is it still working alright_comma_ or under warranty?
current: No, it doesn't work.  I am so irritated with myself!
next: That stinks. Phones are so important these days. People always give others crap about staring at them all day, but it's because they afford us the ability to do so many things. I hope you're able to get another one soon.