history: I couldn't believe it when I walked outside and got pooped on by a bird. I went home and took a shower. Now I walk around with an umbrella.
current: I was walking down the street the other day and I felt something hit my head. I realized a bird had pooped on me! I was so shocked.
next: Now that is one of the most unfortunate things I've heard all week. How did you get it out of your hair? Eeww