history: I paid a lot of money for this new printer and it doesn't work Man I bought this stupid new printer.  I paid a lot of money for it. That sounds like a bummer_comma_ what brand? Brother.  It's a laser printer.   For some reason it don't work.
current: Too bad you don't have a pond you can throw it into.
next: Oh.  What a coincidence.  I actually do!!!!