history: I was at the post officer yesterday and I had to wait in line to use the ONE pen in the whole post office. Why do post offices only have one pen?!
current: So okay, hear me out. I was at the post officer the other day and I had to wait in line for the ONE pen the post office seems to have. Why only one pen?
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