history: I was sitting on my patio just earlier and I saw a bunch of movement inside of my house. I freaked out immediately and ran inside, but it was my wife home early! I was certainly shaken. Oh I was so shaking in my boots. I was sitting outside on my patio and saw a shadowy figure inside my house! What was it?  Did everything turn out alright? At first_comma_ I jumped and ran in because I certainly wasn't expecting visitors. But it was my wife! She was home from work early!
current: Phew! I'm glad that's all it was.
next: Yeah we had a good laugh over it, but I swear to you I was very scared!