history: I heard a noise im my garage and was concerned since it was late at night So last night im in bed it was aorund 3 AM and i hear a crash in my garage Really? Did you get up to see what made the sound? Yeah I went and got my gun and went and checked it out. As I was going to it though I could still hear movement so i was worried about it being a break in. Yeah_comma_ that noise would have scared me and I would have grabbed a weapon to. 
current: Well turns out it was a hungry raccoon trying to get into my dogs food. I let him out and went back to bed.
next: That's funny. 