history: When I was little, I was always afraid of going to bed. Always thought there was a monster in my closet. When I was a wee lad_comma_ I was always afraid of going to sleep. Always thought there was a big ole scary monster lurking in the closet. I used to think that too. I could sleep if it wasn't closed all the way
current: I know, right!?! I swear I saw bigfoot a couple of times, but my parents never believed me. Now he is out roaming around the Pacific Northwest somewhere.
next: And you could have caught him in the closet!!!