history: I keep heading a noise coming from my attic  I keep heading a noises coming from my attic Uh oh!!!  Better go investigate! Well_comma_ I think there's a family of squirrels living up there. I'm not worried about it_comma_ but it's keeping me from falling asleep. Yeah that would suck.  You should throw some peanuts or corn up there. I tempted to. I think I'm going to infiltrate their "Fort Knox" of nuts and scare them off.
current: haha do it!  Not like you'll be sleeping tonight anyway!
next: Lol operation "Scared Nutless" is in action. 