history: I was at the store the other day when I was asked to show my ID to buy glue. I'm glad I keep my ID on me. While shopping the other day_comma_ I had to show my ID to purchase some glue. I'm glad I keep my ID on me. An ID for glue? What's next_comma_ showing ID for buying a greeting card? Sheesh.
current: That's what I thought too, but I guess it's considered an inhalant.
next: I can see that. I guess this is why we can't have nice things.