history: when i spilled a drink all over my lap and it looked like a peed on myself. I spilled a drink all over my lap and had to go out in public like that_comma_ talk about wanting to hide in a cave. 
current: Oh no!! I hope it wasn't coffee! Yes that is pretty embarrassing. People probably thought you peed your pants.
next: Thankfully no that would have been awful hot - but thats happened before! Yeah thats exactly how I felt honestly. 