history: I spilled tea over myself at dinner with my in-laws. I spilled tea over myself at dinner with my in-laws and just wanted the earth to swallow me in that moment. Oh no_comma_ that must have been embarrassing... but it happens.
current: Yea it keeps me up a night, even thought its been a week!
next: Wow you might have gotten a little bit of trauma from it. But I'm sure it will fade from memory eventually.