history: I was.. at home alone.. doing some self-pleasuring, if you will... and my roommate almost walked in on me. I managed to jump into my closet while pulling up my pants before he could see me. So happy I didn't have to have that awkward conversation. I was.. at home alone.. doing some self-pleasuring_comma_ if you will... and my roommate almost walked in on me. I managed to jump into my closet while pulling up my pants before he could see me. So happy I didn't have to have that awkward conversation Haha good timing by your roommate. Does he not knock?
current: He did.. and I said, "Hold up," but I guess he heard something else? I mean... c'mon man. It's annoying. I wish my door had a lock, but it's some old 1950s apartment complex and everything is old. I guess people from the 50s didn't need to lock their doors. Lucky them. But I guess they had lamer porn back then, too.
next: Hahahaa that's funny. I am sure you can install a lick pretty easily if the door is wooden.