history: When I first met my wife we went out drinking. I wet the bed that night because I was so drunk! On my first date with my wife we got so drunk that I ended up wetting the bed! oh wow! did she notice? She did! She didn't tell me though for years! how did you feel when you eventually found out that she know?
current: Absolutely silly! I never knew that was possible!
next: You must have been really drunk!