history: My bag split open at a coffee shop the other day. Everything spilled out and it dropped loudly. My bag split open at a coffee shop other day. Everything dropped loudly onto the floor. Omg that must have been really embarrassing. Did anyone came to your rescue?
current: No, I just had to pick it all up and... obviously I ran out as fast as I could.
next: Haha. I can just imagine you running away. 