history: I tried baking a pepperoni cheesecake last night. It tasted awful. So_comma_ last night I thought I was Martha Stewart and tried out a new recipe I crafted - pepperoni cheesecake
current: A+ for creativity.
next: Oh, believe me, I thought so as well. Turns out, pepperoni was never meant for cheesecake. I promptly threw it in the trash with disappointment.