history: I think that I was abducted by aliens. I'm afried I have alien spawn inside me.  One night_comma_ I was abducted by aliens. They probed me and I'm afriad they will come back.  That's a pretty wild story. Why do you think the aliens chose you in particular?
current: It's because I've been watching the stars since I was young. 
next: Well be sure to lock your doors and windows before bed tonight, hopefully that will keep them out.