history: last night I heard a windows shatter in my house and i was home alone.  So last night I heard a window break in my house. So i jumped up and grabbed my gun to go check it out Oh man_comma_ I hope everything is ok _comma_ and it was something mildly annoying like a tree limb.
current: Well i snuck through my house and come to find out my dog had knocked a glass of the counter somehow
next: My dog would of looked around like, wasn't me daddy, i cross my paws.