history: I was so ashamed when I realize I left the house with two different shoes. I didn't have time to go home, so I had to hide my feet all day. I was so ashamed of my self the other day! I went to work with two different shoes! What was the reason that happen to you?
current: I guess I just didn't realize one was blue and one was black and I didn't have time to go home and change! I had to hide my feet all day!
next: I hope you you work behind a desk. That is the only way you can hide them!!!