history: My friend got the prettiest girl in the class. I don't know how he does it. I'm better looking than him. My best friend got the prettiest girl in the class. I wish I had his game. I am better looking but he gets the girl every time. I am sure once you clean up your scruffy look you'll be able to land all the ladies.
current: I thought the mountain-man look was in this year. You think deodorant would help too?
next: Nah, you can forgo deodorant. The media just tells everyone it's necessary since it's a poorly known method of government mind control.