history: I got out of the slammer last month after being in there for 50 years. I have much hope for my future. I got out of the slammer last month after being there for 50 years. Hoping the remainder of my life is spent on a beach like at the end of Shawshank Redemption.
current: Oh, wow.  That's a long time.  How old were you when you first went in?
next: I was five years old. Went in for burgling a candy store.