history: I had to fart in a meeting room and it ended up being really loud.... and there was a lul in the conversation so everyon eheard it. I had to fart in a meeting room and it ended up being really loud.... and there was a lul in the conversation so everyone heard it Oh my gosh!  I would be mortified!  Did your face turn red? Yep
current: Wow!  That had to be so embarrassing!  I would probably quit my job!
next: Everyone laughed it off... I guess I'll live.