history: I spilled my drink all over my lap right before having to go into work. Now it looks like I peed in my pants. Right before going into work_comma_ I spilled my drink all over my pants. Looks like I peed! Oh man I hate when that happens...did you dry it off or change to a new pair?
current: I didn't have a new pair on me, so I had to work the first few hours and do my best to hide it!
next: Dang that sucks.  You should check out the brand Mizzen and Main, I heard it on a Tim Ferriss podcast once...dress shirts and pants that wick away moisture like underarmour