history: When I went to work the other day I kept hearing people giggle when I walked past. I couldn't figure it out until my supervisor called me in his office. Turns out I have a giant rip in the back of my pants! Last week at work I kept hearing people laughing when I walked by. I couldn't figure out what they were laughing at.
current: That's odd. Were they laughing about you?
next: Later my supervisor called me in his office and explained I had a giant rip in the seat of my pants. I could have died!