history: I walked around my office with my dress shoved in my underwear! I can't believe I'm even sharing this with anyone because I want to forget it but earlier I was walking around the office with my dress shoved in my underwear! Oh man! I've been there. That is hard. I hope it wasn't too long! I have no idea! I don't even know if anyone noticed because they didn't tell me! I figured it out myself when I went to the bathroom again.
current: Don't you hate that when people don't tell you? Well now you know your co-workers can't be trusted! But maybe they were busy and just didn't notice- which is goo!
next: You have a way of making me feel a little better, thank you!