history: I am so embarrassed, I tripped over a man's foot and landed right on top of a very grumpy man who shoved me into another very handsome man You will never guess what happened today! I am so embarrassed!! Oh no_comma_ what happened?
current: I tripped over a man's foot and landed right on top of a very grumpy man who shoved me into another guy! 
next: Oh wow! Where did all of this take place? Sounds like a rough part of town?!