history: I spilled water on myself in the office today. Looked like I peed my pants. So I spilled some water on my pants by accident today. Looked like I peed myself.
current: LOL! Oh no, we're you able to change right away?
next: No, unfortunately I didn't have a spare pair of pants there. I just wiped it down with a towel and tried to hide behind the desk as much as possible.