history: I start my new ob tomorrow. I am so nervous. I start my new job tomorrow and I am so nervous about it. Oh lord_comma_ I bet! Do you start early and what is it?
current: I do! I start at 4AM. I'm a cobbler in a Nike sweatshop. I signed up because they have some really awesome health benefits once you reach the age of 90!
next: That's comical. Most of us don't reach 90.