history: I can't believe I walked around all day yesterday with my fly unzipped. I bet a lot of people noticed. I am such a dummy! I feel so dumb. I walked around all day with my fly unzipped. I bet so many people noticed. Oh don't stress it_comma_ i've done that so many times. It happens
current: Well I usually am more careful. Maybe I should start checking my pants more often.
next: Yeah, or buy pants without zippers. But don't stress it, i'm sure whoever saw it didn't really mind!