history: My son said his first word today. I was filled with pride. My son said his first word today. My breast filled with pride as my ears were graced with that beautiful word.
current: Aw, that's exciting! I think I would swell with pride if a swear word were my kid's first word too!
next: Indeed. He said "Josef Stalin"! How zany and cooky is that??!?!?!?