history: I tried to buy a newspaper this morning but it was sold out. I am so upset I couldn't get one. I tried to buy a newspaper this morning but it was sold out. buying newspaper? 21st century? sold out? whatt that's a first for me_comma_ here they practically give it away for free and we still have many more left_comma_ maybe you can use your phone or tablet to view it? 
current: It has special coupons in it.  I am so upset I couldn't get one.
next: oh man, don't worry if you google free coupoins there are bunch! that's what i do