history: Boy did I have a wardrobe malfunction once. Back in junior high I was at a school dance. Some friends and I were twirling around on the dance floor when I lost my footing, my dress flew up and everyone could see my underwear!  I just thought of this crazy time when I had a wardrobe malfunction of my own. Have you ever had one?
current: not really
next: You're lucky! It's the worst!