history: I have been eating a lot of sugar free candy recently and it made my bowels loose if you know what I mean.  I have been eating a lot of sugar free candy recently and it made my bowels loose if you know what I mean. 
current: Haha I know exactly what you mean! My uncle pranked his coworker once with a bag of sugar free candy. I feel for you, seriously.
next: It all hit me while I was walking out of an Eddie Bauer store at the mall.  I had to waddle to the bathroom and throw away my underwear.