history: The other day, I was running and a couple of elderly ladies were checking me out. Felt real good, man. So_comma_ went for a jog around the block yesterday. I was quite pleased to find a couple of elderly women were checking me out!
current: That is good stuff.  I bet that made you feel good!
next: It did! Something about old women thinking I am attractive gives me a huge confidence boost. Maybe it's because I love my grandma so much.