history: I farted in my favorite girl's face oh boy....I just screwed my whole life up and I want to die That's terrible. Hopefully things right themselves for you soon. ugh I just want to crawl into a hole. my whole school knows too
current: The plus side about schools is that someone else will do something that everyone will focus on soon enough.
next: well unless someone ELSE farts right in their crush's cute face while her mouth was open