history: We got a new employee at work, and I don't know why, but it always bothered me that he always decided to sit at my station, even though there was always an empty desk next to my usual one. A while back_comma_ we got a new guy at our office_comma_ and of course he always picks my counter to sit at. Oh really! Any ideas why? I don't know_comma_ but I even have pictures of my cat and some Funko Pops at that desk_comma_ and the one next to me is never used.
current: Maybe they like you?
next: No way, he already has two wives (seriously), and he's definitely not into guys.