history: I was sitting on my couch the other day, when my two year old came out of nowhere, and threw my phone at my head.  It hurt really bad. I was sitting on my couch the other day_comma_ when my two year old came out of nowhere_comma_ and threw my phone at my head. It hurt really bad.
current: Oh jeez, did you ask him why he did that?
next: Sometimes he is just trying to be helpful, and hand me things.  I think sometimes he just gets too excited to be helpful, and clocks me in the face.