history: I left a big, fat dookey in the toilet at work today. I felt bad for whoever was going to walk in the stall next. So_comma_ I took a big ole dookey in the bathroom at work today. Forgot to flush the toilet on the way out.
current: That's gross.
next: You're telling me. I felt really bad whoever had to use it next. I really blew that thing up. Shouldn't have had Taco Bell last night!