history: when I am walking while texting I didnt see the sign in the street and and fall in the sewer. People seen me and just laugh at me.  It is embarrassing falling in the sewer because of texting while walking. Oh no_comma_ please tell me that did not happen to you today.
current: not today but last week. Its funny but embarrassing 
next: Oh no, I hope you were alright! But yes that is a funny story to tell your friends :) 