history: My dog went to the bathroom all over my new carpet and now I have to get it cleaned! That's so annoying! My dog went to the bathroom all over my new carpet and now I have to get it cleaned! That's no good!  Sorry about the rug. is she still a puppy?
current: Yes she is. And very, very un-potty trained. I have some major work to do with her
next: I'm sure she'll learn quickly, and she'll be a good dog then!