history: I was lifting heavy weights at the gym and halfway through the lift I accidentally farted pretty loudly. There were some attractive girls nearby who heard me. I was weight lifting at the gym today and I accidentally farted. I'm pretty sure some attractive girls nearby heard me... I don't want to go back now.
current: I'm sorry.  It happens to all of us.
next: Yeah, I know it's only a natural thing. But I still felt super uncomfotable.