history: My best friend just got a girlfriend who is smoking hot. I wish I could find a girl like that. I don't know how he did it. My best friend just got a girlfriend. She is so pretty. I don't know how he did it because I look better than him.
current: lol thats tough to deal with, have you asked if she has any friends?
next: Yeah but she said all her friends are not single. Maybe he will do something dumb and then I can steal her from him.