history: I was in the middle of a speech and I farted. I turned red and ran out of the room. I was in the middle of a speech and I farted. I turned red and ran out of the room. That's so funny! I mean_comma_ that must have been embarasing!
current: It was horrible. I still hear about it and this occurred on the first day of school.
next: Such a shame. Were you very young?