history: I had to take out the trash last night and the bag busted open on the way to the road. The smell was so awful. I had to take the trash out last night and the bag busted open on the way to the road
current: Oh no, that must've been awful! 
next: Oh, you don't even know. I was covered in filth that "Cradle of Filth" doesn't even know about. I was so disgusted that I thought I was going to die.