history: Went to trim my beard today. Trimmed a little too much on one side, had to even it out on the other. Did that like four times on accident, and now I trimmed my beard so much more than I wanted to, and I look dumb.  Went to trim my beard today. Trimmed a little too much on one side_comma_ had to even it out on the other. Did that like four times on accident_comma_ and now I trimmed my beard so much more than I wanted to_comma_ and I look dumb.
current: You may need to go to the barber shop!
next: Yeah, I guess I should stop trying to do it on my own. I hate spending money on that stuff though. If I could give myself a haircut, I would, so I didn't have to spend money on that either. But that probably wouldn't be a good idea..