history: My girlfriend got mad at me one night and went outside . the next thing I heard was a bunch of loud noises that sounded like some one hitting metal with something I went  out the next morning and found my car eat all to pieces and the windshield beat out of it, I was steaming.
current: my girlfriend got mad at me and destroyed my new car with a bat and knocked out my windshield.
next: OMG!  That's insane.  How did you react?