history: I was playing with my toddler and there was this HUGE spider on his play tent. This spider was seriously so big. I called my boyfriend and he told me to spray it with hairspray and use one of his shoes to smash it.
current: I was playing with my toddler and there was this HUGE spider on his play tent. This spider was seriously so big. 
next: ohh! that is frighting. Didn't you scare?