history: I had to take out the trash last night and the bag busted open on the way to the road. The smell was so awful. I had to take the trash out last night and the bag busted open on the way to the road Oh no_comma_ that must've been awful! 
current: Oh, you don't even know. I was covered in filth that "Cradle of Filth" doesn't even know about. I was so disgusted that I thought I was going to die.
next: Woah, that sounds like a very unpleasant experience. I hope it's never gonna happen to you again.