history: I walked around my office with my dress shoved in my underwear! I can't believe I'm even sharing this with anyone because I want to forget it but earlier I was walking around the office with my dress shoved in my underwear!
current: Oh man! I've been there. That is hard. I hope it wasn't too long!
next: I have no idea! I don't even know if anyone noticed because they didn't tell me! I figured it out myself when I went to the bathroom again.