history: I fell down a flight of stairs at a college football game in a skirt. Everyone laughed at me. oh man I fell down a flight of stairs at the LSU game last weekend. I was mortified because everyone laughed. I hate it when people laugh at me_comma_ it's so humiliating!
current: Its the worst. I didn't want to come out of the bathroom afterwards.
next: Oh god, that's the worst part. The shame afterwards....