history: I was walking along in the park. And then I took off my shoes and two minutes later I stepped in a gigantic pile of dog poo! Hi friend_comma_ did you ever have an experience like mine? One where you have stepped into the dog poo? Yes_comma_ It feels disgusting and you want to throw your shoe away afterwards. 
current: Yea, did you ever do it in the barefooting. This is how I did it recently.
next: No, never barefoot. I hope you took a long shower. Smelling like dog poo wont get you any ladies.