history: As a lawyer in order to prove my point that my client forgot his car and mistakenly enter someone else's car I had to leave my zipper open after going to the washroom As a lawyer in order to prove my point that my client forgot his car and mistakenly enter someone else's car I had to leave my zipper open after going to the washroom and I was not embarrased about it
current: Wow that is interesting. Did you win the case?
next: Of course I won, the judge laughed and had no choice than to reason along with my arguements