history: I was chatting with this girl who I thought liked me, but she thought she was testing my friend. I was chatting with this girl who I thought liked me_comma_ but she thought she was texting my friend. What happened? Did you ask her to go out on a date?
current: Nah. When she said my friend's name, I told her she was texting the wrong person.
next: Yeah, that happens all the time with me. Well, actually, it doesn't, since I can't text because I wear Hulk Hands all the time. I just smash things.