history: I let out the noisiet, moisted I let out the noisiest_comma_ moistest_comma_ and smelliest fart in front of all my co-workers the other day. Wow_comma_ did that bother your co-workers?
current: Oh, it sure did. Two scampered away in disgust, three fainted, and one was sent to the ER. I was so mortified and I don't think I will ever live it down...
next: You might want to find a new job