history: I was at the coffee shop the other day and spilled my drink all over me. I did it in front the cute girl that works there to make things worse. I spilled all my coffee on my shirt in front of the cute barista. I dont think I can return. What an idiot. Haha_comma_ you could have played it off as cute and clumsy and maybe they would have been into it
current: Oh man I dont know. I feel awkward. Maybe Ill go back next week and make a joke about it.
next: Yea thats a good idea.  Be like, hopefully I dont spill this one on me too