history: I ate all my kids cookies and blamed it on the dog. Last night I went into my kitchen and ate all of my kids cookies. I do that all of time. Well my wife confronted me this morning and I blamed it on our dog Max.
current: Lol. Poor Max. I bet sometimes dogs wished the spoke English for that very reason.
next: Yeah my wife had been kinda cold torwards him since. I feel bad for him..