history: This parrot can hold full conversations. Only problem is it keeps calling its owner fat while he's eating. This parrot can hold full conversations. Only problem is it keeps calling its owner fat while he's eating I'm sorry_comma_ that made me laugh. Never really seen a parrot speak that well before. Thought it as just something you see in movies. Does it say anything else fun?
current: It flirts with girls. I guess it depends on the owner. I think this dude told his parrot to shame him, so he'll lose weight.
next: That's... a really interesting strategy. Wonder what will happen once he actually does lose weight and doesn't want to be called fat anymore! Well, I guess to each their own.