history: when i see vomit i almost want to vomit when i see vomit i almost want to vomit _comma_ and in my job there are no janitors so the males on duty need to clean up the mess _comma_ and kids vomit in there at least once a week Oh gross_comma_ you should bail quick if you see a kid getting sick_comma_ so that you won't be around to help clean it up.
current: i would love to do that, but for some reason im always at the wrong place at the wrong time
next: I'm sorry, maybe a nose plug would come in handy