history: A spaceship landed in my backyard I was sitting here playing video games and heard something loud What was it it? I looked outside and a freakin spaceship crash landed in my backyard!!!! Christmas came early boys!! You cant be serious. I am.  You should see this!!  They're getting out now.  Uh oh. I think they see me. You definitely made my day.
current: Awesome!  
next: Well good luck with whatever is out there.