history: Last night, I ate three 250 count bags of pizza rolls. I was filled with so much regret. Last night_comma_ I did the most unfortunate thing. I ate three entire bags of Totinos 250 count pizza rolls. Think I've done that_comma_ too. No regrets_comma_ my friend.
current: At the time it seemed like a brilliant idea. But afters, I felt like a disgusting blob. God bless the Great and Noble Lord Totino.
next: They are tasty sins.