history: I went to work today and noticed that my coworkers would laugh every so often. I had no idea why until I returned home and noticed that I had a giant candy stuck in the back of my hair all day! All day at work my coworkers would laugh when I'd pass by. I had no idea what was going on until I got home and noticed I had a giant candy stuck in the back of my hair!
current: Oh no!  They are mean to not have told you.  I would've told you.  How did it even get there?
next: I'm thinking my three year old probably left it on my pillow last night! He has an issue with not throwing away his candies into the trash. And yes, I'm I wish someone had told me! Now I dread going back to work.