history: One time i threw a vase down the stairs. The vase broke and i blamed it on the dog. It didn't feel right after doing that. So you ever break something and blame the dog?
current: Ha, many times. I once blamed my dog for breaking a friend's TV, but it was me
next: I did it with a vase which i willing threw down the stairs. Felt bad for the dog after i said it was him.