history: I accidentally peed on my pants a little bit when I was at the restaurant last weekend. My belt buckle moved in front and it splashed everywhere. I had to try and dry myself off using the air dryer.  I accidentally peed all over the front of my pants last weekend when I was at a restaurant. Oh man_comma_ that must have been humiliating! Did people notice?
current: Yeah, my belt fell in front when I was using the bathroom and it splashed everywhere. I had to dry it off on the air dryer.
next: Oh, man! I'm sorry to hear that. Gotta be careful next time!