history: My 3 year old got into some oil that I had sitting down on the counter just for one minute.  He dumped it all over the couch and living room floor.  It took everything I had not to explode. My 3 year old got into some oil that I had sitting down on the counter just for one minute. He dumped it all over the couch and living room floor. It took everything I had not to explode.
current: I'm impressed you didn't explode!  My wife would've gone insane.  She hates that kind of stuff.  How long did it take to clean up?
next: I was too!  I held it in and just started crying.  It took forever to clean up and honestly, I can't even salvage the couch.  I have no money to get another one!  I just want to throw it out the door.