history: I took out the garbage yesterday. The bag exploded as I took it to the street. It was so gross. I took the garbage to the road last night and the bag burst. Got nasty stuff all over my shirt. Ugh_comma_ that's the worst!  Bright side - at least you weren't far from home that you were able to clean everything up_comma_ right?
current: No, my garbage can is 2 miles away. The smell was so strong that a herd of possums jumped me on the way back.
next: *blinks*  One, I didn't know possums travelled in herds and two, I am only hoping your day didn't get worse from there?