history: This new printer at work is SO AWFUL,  I HATE IT Man. This printer is GETTING ON MY NERVES!! I know right_comma_ some printers are just terrible. We just got a new one at work and I swear I'm about to throw it outside
current: I can feel your frustration. 
next: I have a pond outside.  I wonder if I should throw it in there.  THEN IT WILL DEFINITELY BE OUT OF INK!!!