history: There was a huge spider in my room last night! When I smacked it with a shoe, thousands of babies started running everywhere. There was a huge spider in my room last night! It was so terrifying! I hate spiders. There is nothing worse than waking up and seeing one above you on the ceiling as you are laying in bed.
current: Yes, that's the worst! I smacked this one with a shoe, but when I did, thousand of babies started running everywhere!!
next: Well that sounds terrible. It is time to burn your house down and start a new life elsewhere.