history: I ate 50 Big Macs yesterday. Felt so bad about all the hungry folks hanging around across the street. I ate 50 Big Macs yesterday. Felt slightly bad for the herd of homeless across the street_comma_ gazing enviously upon my pile of gluttony.  Wow. How did you manage to eat that many? Maybe you should have shared. 
current: I have quite a large stomach. Only the biggest meals will sate my absurd appetite.
next: You should enter a eating contest. Sounds like you could win. 