history: I saw a creepy looking clown peering at me through the window. I almost jumped out of my skin. I ran into my basement and hid in a closet. I saw this creepy looking clown peering in my window the other night. I almost jumped out of my skin.
current: Oh no, I would have had a heart attack.
next: I ran into the basement and hid in a closet. I have been down here ever since. At least I got Internet access.