history: I was eating at a restaurant today, and some lady started cutting her toe nails. What was she thinking? Everyone could see what she was doing. I was at a restaurant today for lunch and some lady just takes out her nail clippers and starts cutting her nails. Wow. I guess she really has no care for social constructs.
current: Yeah I know. It was appalling... I mean, what was she thinking?
next: it would make me lose my appetite. Oh well, what could you have done?