history: I stole candy from the store when I was a kid. I still think about it till this day. I stole candy from the store when I was a kid. I still think of it to this day. I did that too!  I remember it was a package of Big League Chew.  My mom took me back to the store and made me talk to the manager.  Did you have to do that as well?
current: 5
next: I'm not sure what 5 is, but it's a good story to tell your kids if you have any.  I've told both of mine, and they luckily have not done the same thing.