history: I was at the gas station filling my car up with gas and this guy pissed me off. He kept looking at my butt and making comments. I had an awful time getting gas today at 7/11 because of someone there. No way! What happened...was there a confrontation? Almost..I should have. This guy just kept gawking at my rear and making comments. It's so uncomfortable. Oh ok. I take it_comma_ he was "cat calling"? There are classier ways of appreciating art.
current: Yeah, except this art was wearing baggy sweat pants today. 
next: Haha. Well, who can judge art, right?