history: My dog pooped on the rug. Quite sad that she destroyed it. My dog pooped on the rug today. That is unfortunate. I hope it wasn't 1 or 2 miles high?
current: Naw, it was 3 miles high. Quite mad and devastated that it ruined the rug.
next: That amount of poop really does things to a rug. I recommend getting a new house.