history: Ok.. So I will admit it. I pee'd my pants the other day.  At work.. Ok.. So I will admit it. I pee'd my pants the other day. At work.
current: Oh dear. Well, that does happen. Did you have any other clothes to change into?
next: No.. I had to sneak out and hope no one saw me.  LOL.  I think I was successful because I haven't heard anything bout it yet.