history: Kids in my neighborhood put dog poop on my front stoop! Kids in my neighborhood put dog poop on my front stoop_comma_ how nasty. Eww. That is disgusting It's so gross!
current: How did they "put" it there? nevermind. Its just too much
next: I don't want to know either but I did wish I had a camera doorbell so I could see just who did it and speak to their parents!