history: When the aliens came and said they wanted to show me their spaceship I went in.  I asked what the tool were for, but they said something unrelated to me. Aliens came down the other day for the first time_comma_ and they wanted me to check out the inside of their spaceship! That is a pretty weird thing to have happen
current: Yeah, it was weirder when they hid all the tools as I was walking through the door, but they seemed like nice guys.
next: Maybe you should contact the news about it