history: I was camping last weekend in a tent and I heard some animal walking outside our night one night. When I woke up we seen these large footprints that were nothing like any animal we've seen before. I was camping last weekend and I heard an animal walking around outside out tent in the middle of the night. Holy crap! Did you see what it was?
current: No! When we got up we seen these large weird footprints like nothing we've seen before. I was speechless. 
next: Oh wow. Should have taken pictures of it and used the internet to help you figure out what it was! I'd be curious.