history: One time when I was in middle school, my friend was making fun of me. So, I pulled his pants down. One time when I was in middle school_comma_ my friend was making fun of me. So_comma_ I pulled his pants down. Oh my! Well_comma_ I bet he quit making fun of you in light of his own embarrassment.
current: Actually, he stopped making fun of me because he was an alien.
next: An alien? Wow.