history: My daughter screamed because there was a humongous spider on the kitchen floor. It turned out to be a pretty small one. I was eating breakfast when my daughter screamed_comma_ "There a humongous spider behind you!"
current: Oh man, that would have freaked me out what did you do?
next: I thought there'd be some huge tarantula, but it turned out to be just a tiny little thing. I caught it and let it out outside.