history: When my dog took a pee randomly on the couch! Like who does that!!!! My dog randomly got up on my couch last week_comma_ and just started peeing.. Like what!?!?!??!?!
current: haha that sucks! did you take him/her out to pee recently?
next: Not since lunch, so it's actually been about 4 hours.. I hate living on the top floor!