history: On my way home from work, I stepped in a huge pile of dog mess. In my brand new gucci shoes, which were so expensive! Just my luck I step into a huge pile of dog mess... Dang_comma_ I hated that. At least it's not cow poop_comma_ that's worst. 
current: That is true, cow poop is much worst! But I was wearing brand new Gucci flip flops! 
next: Oh man, you gotta super clean it, have the professionals do it even 