history: I went out to lunch with my kids the other day. My daughter needed help opening her dipping sauce. Nothing like it squirting all over me from the waste up! I went to lunch the other day with my kids. My daughter needed help opening her dipping sauce and of course I did.... That is sweet of you_comma_ kids are cute
current: They are but when I finally got it open it sprayed me from my waste all the way to my hair! 
next: Oh that is not good, I hope you were able to clean it up easily...