history: One time my brother left my nephew's dirty diaper on the couch and I caught the dog trying to eat it. It was so gross. I caught my dog trying to eat my nephew's dirty diaper that my brother left on the couch Oh man_comma_ that's funny and terrible at the same time.
current: It was really gross. I had to keep my dog from licking my face for a long time after that.
next: Yeah, I would keep away from him for another 2 months or so.