history: When my Uncle Jebodiah told me that he had a strong brew that could cure my herpes, I didn't think twice about gulping the whole thing. I know my Uncle Jeb wouldn't do me wrong like that.
current: My Uncle Jebodiah is always looking out for me. He recently told me that he had a special concoction that if I drank it, it would cure my herpes.
next: Lol! I don't think i would trust that concoction if i were you.