history: My wife after a 6 hour labour just gave birth to our first boy! I'm going to name him after me, he looks just like me! My son was just born_comma_ my first boy after 11 girls!
current: Thats amazing, congratulations. 12 Kids your amazing.
next: It's easier if you had 12 different baby mamas, that's my trick anyway. This last labour was 6 hours long!