history: My wife is returning from a trip abroad in a week.  I've got to get to work making the house look nice for her when she gets back.
current: My wife is coming back into the country after being away for 2 months.  I've got to do some cleaning before she gets back :P
next: Ha, yeah gotta make sure the house is back up to wife code before she gets home... other wise there's going to be a price to pay.