history: I was walking around my mansion at night one cold day in October. I then heard spooky sounds, and saw the ghost of Michael Jackson. Some times at night_comma_ I can hear some shouting "AHHHHHHH"_comma_ "HEE HEE". 
current: That's creepy. What do you think they were, hyenas? 
next: No, the spooky thing is... I think it's the ghost of Michael Jackson. I even saw him dancing to Billie Jean.