history: My good friend just started work at a fantastic golf resort up in Michigan. I've seen it and it's stunning. Why can't I have a great job in a beautiful place with a view of Lake Michigan? Because I'm stuck here, that's why! My dear friend Kris just started a job at a gorgeous golf resort on the shores of Lake Michigan. The green-eyed monster in me wants sooo badly to be there!
current: You must be so proud!
next: I am, but it's so gorgeous and it's a fantastic golf course. And I'm stuck here, bored stupid! I know, I'm being selfish.