history: On my way to work, a goose stole my toupee. We just hired a new secretary, Christy, and I need my hairpiece in order to impress her. I am so furious with that goose, I could wring its neck. On my way to work_comma_ a goose stole the toupee I needed to impress the new secretary_comma_ Christy. That's crazy did you ever get it back?
current: No! I am so furious with that goose, that I could wring his neck! I can't get any ladiez with this chrome dome of mine.
next: I am so sorry maybe you will have better luck next time.