history: I went out to lunch with my kids the other day. My daughter needed help opening her dipping sauce. Nothing like it squirting all over me from the waste up! I went to lunch the other day with my kids. My daughter needed help opening her dipping sauce and of course I did....
current: That is sweet of you, kids are cute
next: They are but when I finally got it open it sprayed me from my waste all the way to my hair! 