history: I was blown away when my six year old nephew solved the Navier-Stokes existence and smoothness problem. He will be getting the million dollar prize for it, which I hope he doesn't blow on cocaine and beef jerky. Honestly? I have a pretty special nephew. He just solved the Navier-Stokes existence and smoothness Millenium Prize problem. Holy moses_comma_ he must be as smart as me. I solved that thing in five minutes last week. Child's play.
current: Child's play is right, the kid is only 6 years old. And you couldn't have, because the Clay Institute says the million dollar prize is still at large, which I'm sure he will be blowing immediately on Tropical Sprite and cocaine.
next: Yeah, that's what they tell everyone because, in reality, they blew all the prize money on the very same thing themselves. I was pretty peeved that I couldn't even get a dime bag and the sleeziest of hookers.