history: someone had pull a stick prank on me and slashed my car tires and bashed my windshield in at my apartment complex. Someone decided to slash my car tires_comma_ key my car_comma_ and bash in my windshield.  How awful!  Do you know who did it?
current: Probably a spurned former lover. Glad I had insurance.
next: Yes at least there is that.  But it must be really scary to deal with someone willing to go that far.