history: I had a few friends over recently. One of my friends brought a guest who puked all over my carpet. it was gross. I had a get together recently_comma_ One of my friends brought someone who couldn't hold their liquor.  Oh no_comma_ did they do something embarrasing?
current: Heh, well they projectile vomited all over my carpet, it was gross. 
next: That's absolutely disgusting!