history: I was so elated to find out that my dog could speak to me! Even better, he has an adorable Cockney accent. We've been chatting about philosophy for three days now. So I have some amazing news. I recently discovered that my dog can speak to me! Isn't that incredible? Wow_comma_ is that true? That's pretty amazing! I'd say science should know about your dog.
current: I'd say you're certainly right about that! He's got the best Cockney accent though, and won't shut up about philosophy. It's all he wants to talk about! Like okay, we get it, you're suuuuper into Immanuel Kant, cool.
next: Wow, that surely is incredible! Even the accent too? And intelligent! The full package!