history: When my Uncle Jebodiah told me that he had a strong brew that could cure my herpes, I didn't think twice about gulping the whole thing. I know my Uncle Jeb wouldn't do me wrong like that. My Uncle Jebodiah is always looking out for me. He recently told me that he had a special concoction that if I drank it_comma_ it would cure my herpes. Lol! I don't think i would trust that concoction if i were you.
current: Listen, my Uncle Jeb wouldn't do me dirty like that. You may call it """snake oil""" but I call it the miracle cure this world needs. After all, it worked.
next: Well then. Kudos to uncle Jeb!