history: When I was younger, this little kid was going around tripped other kids and being a jerk in general. He was picking on kids smaller than him, which really annoyed me. So, I tripped him with a hoola hoop. When I was a kid_comma_ I went to this group with other kids my age_comma_ it was in a big gym. There were kids of different ages_comma_ and one of the kids (8 years old or so) was picking on the littler kids. So_comma_ when he had his back turned_comma_ I looped him with a hoola hoop and tripped him so he fell flat on his face.
current: He deserved that, I think.
next: Yeah, I was pretty amazed in the moment, he was flat as a board in mid air before he landed flat on his face. I had to watch for a moment in awe, before I realized he was getting up and I was about to get smacked. So, I ran towards where the parents were seated, stopped when I turned the corner, and walked calmly over to my mom, taking a seat on her lap. I looked innocent as could be as the mean kid came around the corner, and I forced myself to sit still so that when he smacked me in the face with the hoola hoop, I looked like a helpless victim.