history: I was cleaning my daughters room the other day and found a hello kitty pot filled with water and old flowers that had turned into a green mold soup. We had a talk about keeping things like this in the house. I just found a hello kitty pot in my daughters room filled with water and old flowers.
current: That's so cute. How old is she?
next: It's not cute, and she's nine. By old flowers I mean, it's a green, stagnant slush with mold growing on top.