history: When I saw my competition at the world championship for Major League Eating, I knew that I had nothing to worry about. These kids had only ever eaten 30-40 hot dogs at once, and here I am, 60, easy. I mean_comma_ let's be honest. I'm the Major League Eating world champion. When I saw that my next closest competition had only ever maxed 40 hot dogs_comma_ I knew I had that thing in the bag. Dang_comma_ that's a lot of dogs. Cleaned out the pound_comma_ you did. But that doesn't hold a candle to the 100 I ate yesterday.
current: Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well. I would relish the opportunity to eat alongside you one day at the troughs of battle. Be warned, however: only those with the strongest of stomachs have ever dared to challenge me!
next: How dare you question my intestinal fortitude?!? I would watch out, friend. I may just slip some cyanide in your relish if I ever have the chance to challenge you!