history: One time I saw my dog try to eat my nephew's dirty diaper. It was really gross. I saw my dog try to eat a dirty diaper one time Oh_comma_ my dog did that_comma_ too! I don't know how they think it's a tasty morsel...so gross!!
current: Yeah, it's nasty. I wouldn't let her lick my face for a while after that.
next: I was just going to say the same thing! I'm like "Stay away!" 