history: When I got falsely accused of eating my roommate's ice cream last night, I was completely outraged! I don't even eat ice cream because I'm lactose intolerant, and she knows that! No matter how many times I told her that I didn't do it_comma_ my roommate insisted that I ate her ice cream last night! Unbelievable! Well_comma_ did you eat her ice cream?
current: I certainly would have liked to, but I'm lactose intolerant! If I had eaten it, I would have been so miserable that there's no way she would've mistaken it.
next: I wonder who actually ate it then.