history: Once, I was showing some people around the downtown area in my city. While at dinner, I soiled myself, and had to wash off in the sink in the small bathroom. An employee opened the door, and there I was, washing my pants. Have you ever lost control of your bowels as an adult? Oh_comma_ all the time. I've got to change my Depens three times a day.
current: Phew! I'm glad I am not the only one. Although for me, it happened in the middle of dinner at a small Vietnamese restaurant, and an employee walked in on me cleaning my pants in the sink!
next: Oh wow. I just would've blamed it on whoever I was with.