history: Last winter I was out on my porch at 4 am. I suddenly noticed a large figure dressed all in black approaching me. My heart was in my mouth! Last winter I was out on my porch at 4 am. Suddenly a large figure dressed in black was walking towards me. My heart was beating like a drum! Was it a ghost? I wasn't sure at first and_comma_ being in a wheelchair_comma_ had nowhere to go. Then the dark figure stopped in front of me. I thought I'd had it. Turns out it was my neighbor who couldn't sleep_comma_ walking her dog!
current: Oh,that was so hillarious
next: It is now. But it sure wasn't at the time. I was frantically looking around for something to beat my "attacker" off with!