history: I went around work all day today with a hole in my pants, right on my bottom. Nobody told me until I was leaving. I have no idea how many people noticed! I went around work all day today with a hole in my pants_comma_ right on my bottom. Ahhhh! I've done that before_comma_ but I noticed it quick.  Did you not know til the end of the day?
current: Yep! No one told me. :( I have no idea how many people noticed or saw it. 
next: That's embarrassing, ah, I'm sorry.  Just play it off tomorrow at work! 