history: On my way to work, a goose stole my toupee. We just hired a new secretary, Christy, and I need my hairpiece in order to impress her. I am so furious with that goose, I could wring its neck.
current: On my way to work, a goose stole the toupee I needed to impress the new secretary, Christy.
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