history: I was in the grocery store and dropped a can of pasta sauce and it made a huge mess. I did something really foolish at the grocery store yesterday. Oh no! What did you do?
current: I was reaching for some pasta sauce and knocked a few of them over. They shattered on the ground a such a huge mess that two workers had to come mop it up.
next: Oh yikes! That's a bummer. I'm sure the employees see that kind of thing all the time, though.