history: There was one piece of pie left in the fridge. Instead of sharing it, I ate it. I kind of feel bad.  There was one piece of pie left in the fridge. Instead of sharing it_comma_ I ate it. I kind of feel bad. oopsy. I hope it was worth it. 
current: It might not be when my wife returns and sees it gone. I look super guilty right now.
next: LOL! Can  you run out and get another pie before she gets home?