history: I was walking home from work one day. Then this huge bat came out of nowhere, and chased me for a whole hour! On my way home from work_comma_ a massive bat chased me!
current: holy Moses! I hate them things. Flying rats is what they are.
next: I know! This one was absolutely huge, almost human sized. Chased me for a whole hour. The more I think about it, it might have been the batman! I shouldn't have stolen those diamonds!