history: When I found out that I wasn't going to be one of the ones who gets to walk on the moon during the upcoming lunar missions, I took it pretty hard. I've been training my whole life for this, and now I just have to do lame NASA grunt work because I have a "communicable disease that makes me a flight risk." It's just ebola, what's the big deal?
current: Look, can we just be honest with each other for a second? Having ebola shouldn't mean that I have to be grounded and miss out on my chance to walk on the moon during the upcoming lunar missions.
next: Okay, well if you have it then you would have to see a doctor.