history: When I was a teen, I worked as a server at a restaurant. My family, including my grandmother came to sit in my section, and the host informed them I was picking up my grandmother from the airport. I was mortified. Playing hookey can be really fun. But sometimes it backfires...
current: Ohh what happened?
next: When I was a teenager, I called in to the restaurant and told them I had to pick up my grandmother from an aiport hours away. Wouldn't you know it my family came in (including my grandma) and asked to be sat in my section!