history: there was this one time when I went to my friends 16th party.  When I was walking in her house I ran smack dab into their glass door.  It was so clean that I didn't see it.  I was mortified and the funny part is that I one a door prize later that evening One time I went to my friends 16th birthday party.  When I was walking in her house I ran smack into their glass door.  It was so clean that I didn't see it. Did you hurt yourself? 
current: LOL..just my pride.  I was mortified and the funny part is that later on I won the door prize
next: Hahahah! Im dying! Im glad you werent hurt.