history: My wife baked a huge bunch of cookies for a charity bake sale. I felt so bad eating so many, but they were so good. I ate so much of my wife's cookies_comma_ but she shouldn't make them so irresistible. 
current: Haha, how did she feel when she found out?
next: She made me pay twice what they would have sold for at the bake sale. The cookies were for charity, you see.