history: My wife had been out of the country for a couple months, and I thought she was getting back a week earlier than she actually was. My wife has been out of the country for school for 2 months.  I misread the calendar and thought she was getting back a week earlier than she is.
current: So you have to wait a week longer to see her again? That stinks.
next: Yeah.  It could be worse, but it definitely put a cloud over things for half an hour or so.