history: I came home one day to find that my dog had eaten a sandwich I had taken home from lunch.  The odd thing is that it had been in a bookbag, and he had unzipped the bag to get to it. I came home one day and found that my dog had unzipped my bookbag_comma_ gotten a sandwich I had forgotten I brought home from lunch_comma_ and opened the bag it was in without damaging it to eat it. That sounds peculiar. I've never known a dog with such finesse_comma_ yours may have talent.
current: He's an evil genius.  He tried to get toys out of a christmas stocking one time by climbing on the coffee table.
next: That's really cool, it makes me want to consider getting a dog.