history: I went to my girlfriend's work party. I ended up drinking too much with her co-workers. She made me feel better when we got home, and blamed it on one guy in particular. Ugh! I looked like such a fool at my girlfriend's work party! 
current: What happened?
next: Well, I ended up having way too much to drink. One of her co-workers had a bottle of Fireball (gross I KNOW) and was making everybody do shots. I didn't want to look foolish, so I had... well too many.