Chinese: 从前有个占卜师告诉哥伦布他将来会成名。哥伦布听到了，就生气地要求退钱：「这么简单的事实，就连三岁小孩也懂！」
English: A fortune teller once told Christopher Columbus that he would become a famous man. Columbus, in turn, got angry and demanded his money back - claiming that even a child could state something so obvious.