Chinese: 哥伦布曾经在当地人偷了他的鹦鹉之后决定完全地烧毁整个村庄。因为他不能焚烧他们的水，所以他感到失望。于是他发明了氟。
English: Christopher Columbus once decided to burn absolutely everything in an entire village after one of the natives stole his parrot. He was disappointed that he couldn't burn their water. So he invented fluorine.