Chinese: 我有一天醒来发现上帝将毛发植在了我的面颊上，我给它剃了。我次日醒来又发现上帝在我的脸上种了毛发，我又给它剃了。当我第三天发现上帝再一次把毛发植在我脸上时，我绝定接受上帝的旨意。我就这样有了胡子。
English: One day, I woke up to find that God had put hair on my face. I shaved it off. The next day, I found that God had put it back on my face, so I shaved it off again. On the third day, when I found that God had put hair back on my face again, I decided to let God have his way. That's why I have a beard.