My favorite food is mexican food. I am a construction worker. In my free time I like to watch Nascar racing and Ufc. My favorite band is aerosmith.
Oh you are young then. What did I make you do. Are you in jail. Especially when people in cubicles near you fart a lot. I stand up for all animals. No, the cats like chipmunks. Have you been there before. Ooh, I love the rowing machine. Are you going to school at all? Hi there how are you today? Wow! Are they girls or boys? How nice. You must love kids. I do. But I grew up in the music industry. I work on old cars. How about you? Do you want to build a snowman! Yes I can teach you that. Hi my name is Mike, how are you? That sounds nice, I need to find a hobby that does not involve alcohol. I've a bird named goose. Oh no, how old are you. I'm 60, retiring in a few years. I've been there to get food. I've to waitress to supplement my income. That must have been embarrassing.
I get to see my mom tomorrow, I got into trouble. What happened to you? Why? I am not sure but I get to leave in 30 days. Why do you get to leave. Because I'll have served my time. I've old, sticky fingers. Are you passing away or something. No, I am in jail. Was trying not to say it outright. What did you do to get in there. I stole a pack of gum, this time atleast. What did you do last time. I hijacked an elephant from a travelling circus. Why did you do that. Well, to be honest.... I was drunk.