I feel old. I am currently in a juvenile detention center. I'll be released in about a month. I am here for shoplifting.
Seriously? I thought it was legally required to learn how to swim in Germany. Dear lord I agree, the glass bottle ones? I have retired and now spend my time as a pro gambler. Yeah, but this is not my true passion. I really just want to collect yellow items. I am sorry. Do you like icecream? I like chocolate icecream. Good. Just got back from a nice long walk with my dog. No I am in Grammer school and I am only 12. Hello munching on some raw veggies that is my whole diet. What do you like to do in your spare time? In all my sixty years I never did see a library in Somalia. How tragic. Some kind of military creepy thing. Nah I don't dance are you kidding me? My dad does! I had to get away, I was forced to marry young, but now I am happy. I am great. You have any animals? Understood. When I need to be alone, I work out a few times each week. Wow, that is awesome what year of law school are you in? I go to Disney world every year! Hello, how are you today? I am in Ohio. 42. single and a churchgoer. You? Is that what you do in your spare time? I enjoy grilling. I got time in the slammer. I am out in a month.
I'm sitting on my couch watching my cat look at birds outside. Good afternoon, that sounds fun. How old are you? I'm 34, but you wouldn't tell by looking at my rainbow hair colors. I like rainbow hair. I have a lot more grey hair. Grey is great though! I love animals with grey hair too. They will let me have animals where I am. You should get all of the animals you have time for! At least it is easier than kids! Do you have kids? No kids. I think of animals as my children. I help out when I can. That's good. I stole a cat from a pet store. Funny! I'm not even mad. That is awesome! How? I grabbed the cat and run out of the store. I paid the price. You didn't get caught did you? I did get caught and I paid the price. What price did you pay?