I feel old. I am currently in a juvenile detention center. I'll be released in about a month. I am here for shoplifting.
I'm alright, seen better days that's for sure. I do, I love Metallica, I never heard them in India. The crime I committed is shoplifting. Great! I have on a yellow leotard and love anything italian to eat. My favorite music to listen to is country. Hey, what is your least favorite food? Mine is chicken. A good diet is helpful, I feel good enough to be alive forever. Wow! You have quite the appetite. Yo whats up my man. Just eating, something I do when I'm bored. What is up with you? Good luck. Do you have a favorite food? I read a lot on meditation and religions. What will you study next? I'm doing good, how are you? How was that possible since it was your dad who worked there, not you. Indeed. What is your favorite movie? Friday is mine. A little tired, but have not done much, you? I already play a ton of call of duty. Great! I'll be a 101 tomorrow. You like radio programs? I love salmon, I can eat every day. I like rainbow hair. I have a lot more grey hair.
I'm sitting on my couch watching my cat look at birds outside. Good afternoon, that sounds fun. How old are you? I'm 34, but you wouldn't tell by looking at my rainbow hair colors.