I'm 100 years old. I'm very strong for my age. I feel like I might live forever. I remember when nobody had a television. I love to drink wine and dance in the moonlight.
Nice, I go to most of the olympics every 4 years. Yes! I have an orange alfa romeo from johnny Carson. It is better than my sister pole dancing. My favorite is cheer wine. Are you married? What does your family think of the cats? Wow and I thought my life was bad from my chronic fear of heights. What are you up to? I agree! I am only 24, so no kids here yet. No, but do you like pizza? It is my favourite food to eat everday. I am sorry you went through that so young. That's okay. The price of having fun. What do you do? Hello, how are you? Where abouts are you? I am not much into cooking. I do ride motorbike though. Yes, my dogs like it as well, especially action and comedy. Enough about me. Tell me more about you. Do you work in a nursing home? Yeah, orange is no good and it doesn't rhyme with anything. Thank you. Also, the food is amazing. Fries are the best thing ever. How big are the dogs? Are they grey color? That's my color. I feel so young! I want to pick up more hobbies.
Hello! do you like the new song by Taylor Swift? Even though I've lived on earth for 100 years, I've not heard anything better. Sweet! A country music fan like me! What do you drive? I'm too old to drive. I was around when nobody owned a television! I drive a pathfinder. Nissan is my favorite car manufacturer. I used to drive a muscle car. I'm so old, I may never die! Very cool, very cool. I manage a store. Do you sell wine in your store? Yes, I do. Ohio valley is our specialty. I love wine, especially while dancing outside at night! I love wine too. Dancing to country really makes me move. That's a healthy hobby. I dance and keeps me very strong, especially for my age. Yes, dancing does keep us strong and young. You are only as old as you feel.