Debate: Who has the more traditional English accent?
Side: Britain

"Do you think the American people want to be involved in other country's shit? Hell no! That's why we didn't attack Syria. You guys don't want to be involved either... But you still are. So you guys are in the exact same boat as us, so what is your problem? Don't hate your twin."OK, you have a point here, I will give you that."Bullshit! You guys eat our culture UP! Come to America and you will see our culture. Hell, just turn on the TV."Your culture is rubbish like burger king."Yet you say that we can't get along with other countries? We're a mixture of almost every country!" Every country except from us pretty much. I suppose you guys are just to ignorant to see how fabulous we are."Our culture is diverse. You apparently have a problem with that. Do you prefer one culture? You're a Buddhist! That's Asian."Yup I do prefer one culture and that is my own. The lacking of Buddhism being dominant in the UK is almost it's only vice culturally."Hold on a second... Who settled this country? You guys! Brits killed Native Americans and took their land. We just continued the tradition. If you don't remember from history class, you guys controlled much of the world at one time. What did you guys do to the original inhabitants? Well, you killed a lot of them!"But all of the so called Brits who wiped out the natives are no longer Brits any more, they are you guys."Well, I've been to Ireland... Their food was great. But I know plenty of Brits and people who have been to England. Their number one complaint was the food. Apparently, the meat tastes like rubber." Ireland is good for very little other than alcohol and their is no way the meat in Britain tastes like rubber. Roast beef is nothing like rubber."Chocolate cake is unhealthy too. Do you want to look down on the people who created that as well?"Atleast a slice of chocolate cake generally comes in sensible servings, fast food comes in such a big serving it is so high in calories, way higher than a slice of cake."If we didn't have people that care about their bodies, then we wouldn't be dominating the Olympics each year"They are only a very small amount of your massive population."Sure I can. Variety is part of our culture.But to be fair, I wasn't claiming they were part of our culture... I was pointing out the diversity.""Fair enough."And you guys don't copy shit from us? If you look real closely, you will see that those British shows brought to America are produced by... Brits! X Factor would be one example, which is produced by Simon Cowell. Hell's Kitchen is produced by Gordon Ramsey. The American version of The Office was actually produced by Ricky Gervais. You guys try to expand your entertainment industry over here, just as we do over there."That is true."First off, Shakespeare sucks."No he does not. Shakespeare is way more influential in writing than any American that will ever exist."Mark Twain, Harper Lee, F. Scott Fitzgerald, J.D. Salinger, John Steinbeck, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Edgar Allen Poe, Ernest Hemingway, Herman Melville, Robert Frost, L. Frank Baum, Walt Whitman, Emily Dickinson, Stephen King, Jack London, Henry David Thoreau, Dan Brown, Ray Bradbury, Langston Hughes, Dean Koontz, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Upton Sinclair... What do all of those famous authors have in common? They're American!" These are all inferior to the Amazing British authors that existed.""Guns are illegal over there. That's just one more freedom we have that you guys don't." Carrying guns is not a freedom people should have."What's so complicated about our education system?"I just don't understand any of it. First of all I have no idea what you mean when you say Junior High, High School, Freshman, Junior, Senior, Sophomore or whatever weird word you come up with.