Debate: Noah's Ark, Jonah and the Whale, Adam and Eve....Do you believe in fairy tales?
Side: No, it should not be believed

Ok really? How stupid do you have to be to believe this garbage? I could see arguments if these things were just improbable, but they are 100% IMPOSSIBLE in every way. 2 of every species CANNOT fit on a boat 300c long. Its not possible. There's also absolutely no evidence for a flood of the world. The whole story is so ridiculous that its honestly just plain retarded. Johah and the whale, again IMPOSSIBLE, not just unlikely, NOT POSSIBLE, i shouldn't need to explain why. Adam and Eve, ok really? God created a man out of dirt and a wife for him out of a rib in a magical garden? It sounds straight out of a fairytale book because it IS. This is downright impossible and also doesn't make sense. Why can god poof the universe into existence including dirt but needed substance to make man? Also mans entire structure cannot be found in a handful of dirt. Its impossible. A wife from a rib bone is even more impossible. If you sincerely believe this you are delusional. There is 0 evidence to support this scientifically, historically, and physically. It did not happen. Now i know people say "oh well there just stories to teach morals". There are two things wrong with this argument. 1, the bible says over and over that everything in it is true and should be believed, so therefore if you believe in god and jesus you have to believe in these stories. You cant pick and choose just to not look crazy, even though you do already because you believe in a magical sky daddy but that's besides the point. 2, what morals? A Moral by dictionary standards is defined as: of, pertaining to, or concerned with the principles or rules of right conduct or the distinction between right and wrong; ethical: moral attitudes. Right and wrong, knowing this now lets look at these stories. Noah's Ark, what the hell does it teach us about right and wrong, just behavior? Believe god and do what he says otherwise you'll die like the rest of the world...or even more simply, do what god says. This isn't moral teaching, you cant apply this to real life in any way and it most certainly has nothing to do with distinguishing from right and wrong. Unless of course "right" is doing what god says, and if you do otherwise ("wrong") then you perish. Its just more brainwashing. Believe in god, do what he says. These things are repeated HUNDREDS of times in the bible. If god is real and we should believe in him WHY is it so hard to? And why does it need to be drilled into our heads over and over and over and over? So you don't question it. Anyway moving on. Jonah and the Whale. What does this teach us? What morals are to be found? None! Pray to god and he'll save you from danger. Believe in god. Again, this isn't moral. Just more drills. Adam and Eve. What morals?! And if by moral you mean do what god says is right, this is a twisted way of looking at moral behavior. The bible says do what is "right" (in this case obey god) because if you don't you'll be killed and sent to hell to suffer for eternity... But if you ask a normal person, they would say do what is right because it is the right thing to do and the right way to behave. Not for fear of hell or just to get into this happy place in the sky. Do what god says or you'll be punished. God has no morals. What do we consider to be right? Treat others well, don't kill, don't steal, ect ect. We know these things. We don't need a storybook to teach these to us. Were practically born with them in this day and age. Also, god is a hypocrite because he defies these morals he lays out for everyone else. He tells everyone these things, then floods the earth, commands genocide (thus making others into hypocrites), and more and more immoral things. I guess you just gotta look at it yourself and determine, do i do what is right because i am a good, just, and moral person fit for today's world? Or, do i do what is "right" because god told me to and if i don't ill burn in hell for eternity? The second option is basically saying that you're a weak, horribly immoral animal with no sense of right or wrong and need this infallible word of god as well as scare tactics and threats to make you do what is "right"? I for one, don't believe this is how humans are. I have faith in HUMANITY. In my fellow MAN. Not some evil sky daddy. I strongly believe that if Christainity just disappeared tomorrow, we wouldn't revert back to cavemen. Society would carry on as it always has.