Debate: English People are Cleverer than Americans
Side: True

"Firstly, you'll notice it was an Englishman who made this debate, not an American."He wouldn't have made such a debate if there weren't the many American articles comparing the U.S to Great Britain."Secondly, the US and the UK are comparable countries. Out of all the nations of the world you'd be hard pressed to find a country more similar. Which, when you consider you've had an extra thousand years to figure your shit out, must be pretty embarrasing for you guys."Considering how you were given everything you required to catch up with us, I'm surprised you think that we had an extra thousands years ahead of you. The U.S did not start off with the same level of technology that the U.K started with, I believe you are forgetting that matter. "That's not what we were talking about or the war we were talking about. But thanks for again sharing your evident butthurt over our behavior in a European war 70+ years ago."Many people who experienced those wars are still alive today, I find it rather offensive that you could refer to such a recent conflict as if it happened centuries ago and as though it should just be forgotten, while you may not have seen much of the war in your isolationist USA, over here we actually did some fighting."As you pointed out, you have a 1000 year jump on us. We shouldn't even have come close, except we have. You cannot seem to comprehend the fact that your were given 1000 years worth of technological advancement on a platter as soon as you were created. The only reason you've come close to us is because we had to defeat the empires of Germany, Austria-Hungary, Ottoman, Italy and Japan while you were making profit from us holding back their industries. Sure you may have come and joined in the fight in the closing years but you would not be the economic power you spent the major parts of the war overtaking European industry and profiteering from selling arms and supplies."Do you honestly believe in a modern US vs England war (one on one) you guys would actually win?"Do you honestly believe a young USA could have taken on the British empire (one on one) and you guys actually win? Anyway, what good was your 'modern military' in Vietnam?"We spend all our money on our military.""Hence your trillion dollar debt."We fought against England for our independence and won. I don't really care if that happened because of our military prowess or because of your governments incompetence, or both; victory is victory."Your exaggeration of the war was beyond idiotic and expected of some 3 year old whose had such a nationalist doctrine of history ingrained in their education.Yes, you may have won the war of independence but you cannot possibly claim that the entire British Empire was "bested by a bunch of upstart hicks in colonies half the world away.""Oh, well, good thing I never did that, then."Ah, but you did.(It's nice to claim something without having to back it up with any sort of evidence whatsoever, isn't it?)"(Un)fortunately, we'll never know if you would have eventually retaken Europe and kept England if the US hadn't participated in the war and aided you throughout, because that's what happened."England alone would not have retaken Europe, luckily we had the USSR on our side."Anything else is speculation."Which is why we debate."Which is why I didn't say we won the war for you, because we didn't, I said we helped, because we did, and you seem to be to arrogant and proud to accept even that."I may seem arrogant and proud but I'm personally fed up with Americans claiming that the World Wars were won by them. Pardon me if I take it out on you."I also said we helped because we are friends, an opinion that's feeling awfully one-way right now."You did not grant us help when we needed it. "Yay I get to learn you a on a bit of California slang.I didn't say 'straight away' (quickly) I said 'straight giving away,' 'straight' here meaning clearly, evidently, up-front, obvious. Example: 'she's a straight bitch.'"Either way the whole idea that you 'gave' us anything is ridiculous, you charged us for all your resources and we've only stopped paying you back a few years ago."Also I made that statement in response to Mic saying it was immoral and unjustified for us to help you in WWII. Do you honestly share that opinion?"You just profiteered at our expense and jumped on the band wagon in the final charge, I would also call that immoral and unjustified."Firstly, fair play? Are you a fucking knight in shining armor? Perhaps you miss the days when armies would convene at a preappointed time and place, break for brunch, line up, shoot at eachother a bit, have dinner, shoot some more, and whichever side with the most developing infections loses and goes home, but war hasn't been about "fair play" for a very, very long time. In fact fairly fighting a war is a sure way to lose a war."It appears that these are you special American military tactics and then you wonder why people are claiming your contribution to to WWII was immoral and unjustified."Secondly, it was a European war. We didn't hesitate to engage the Japanese because they actually attacked us on American soil. We got involved in the European side of things because a European Axis power (namely, Germany) declared war on us. After sinking several of the ships we were using to send you supplies, of course. "Let us look at the main cause of the Second World War, the League of Nations (set up by the American President Woodrow Wilson) fails to stop Hitler from taking over minor sections of land, even though Hitler had neither the economic or military strength to take on any sort of conflict. The League of Nations also fails to stop Japanese and Italian expansion, why did the League of Nations fail? because as soon as it was founded there were several territorial disputes of brand new countries created in Eastern Europe whose borders were drafted by American President Woodrow Wilson. There were also several times were the USA actively undermined the League of Nations attempts to prevent the expansion of the empires aforementioned.You call this a 'European War' yet the USA was deeply involved in its beginning."So no, we didn't just keep and eye on the war and hop in when things started looking good; the war came to us."Hold on, you're changing your story a bit. Earlier on you were saying that the US helped us in the war because "we are friends", now your claiming that it had nothing to do with America and your involvement is solely down to Germany and Japan declaring war on you."Because of the holocaust (which according to you, the Europeans had handled) there was a slight moral imperative to get involved, but aside from that it was a European war. Why should we have gotten involved? European countries fighting European countries over European problems."A Holocaust which few knew the scale of until after the war."So you hate us because our school system isn't to your standard? That seems a lot of energy to put into your opinion about the education of a country half a world away."No I despise your country because it educates you in such a distorted view of history and though your country is far away a lot of your culture and media is shown in Britain."The only thing I despise England for is it poor gene pool. It's a cool ass country I really wanted to move to until I actually went there and realized it's populated with some of the most unattractive people on Earth. I understand there's nothing you guys can really do about this, though, and I wouldn't find it so bothersome if I didn't desire to sleep with attractive women, so it's a very personal, subjective qualm."Thank you for your compliments, I advise that if you don't want to engage in such aggressive arguments over patriotism then you might want to steer clear of the nationalist debates."Hahaha a member of the second most obese country in the world making fat jokes to a member of the most obese country in the world. Do something about your own morbid obesity before you start judging others for it.Besides, as a nation we're only 7% more obese than England. That means roughly 3.5% more obese chicks in the US. But we also have some 250,000,000 more people, half that many women, which overall means we still have wayyyyyyyyy more skinny chicks to choose from than you do."*You can't use percentages in one part of a comparison and then use real numbers for the second, that's simple evaluation technique.