azza1625/createdebate-arguments huggingface dataset:
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Jesus Christ

Your simple statements always baffle meFurther proof that you are a fucking idiot.your simplistic statements makes it complicated to explain things to you which you should already understand.You aren't supposed to do any explaining. You are supposed to be doing the listening because you are the one who is lost.You repeat the same thing and it becomes a complicated trip to figure out what the hell is causing you not to understand the point I am makingYour point is wrong. Do the maths for yourself.You are lazy and dumb?
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Muhammad

Don't tell me who to listen to.I listen and decide how I judge others, don't tell me to do the listening. I have listened to your rubbish and now I judge and condemn you.You are the one who has lost his case.I will not do the thinking for you, because you are the one who is in fact too lazy to do it himself.
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Jesus Christ

Don't tell me who to listen to.Poor choice, miss. You could have gone from stupid fucko to just fucko.I listen and decide how I judge others, don't tell me to do the listening.You haven't listened to a single thing I said.I have listened to your rubbish and now I judge and condemn you.Oh no. Being condemned by a complete moron means so much to me.You are the one who has lost his case.Sounds like someone hates being right.I will not do the thinking for you, because you are the one who is in fact too lazy to do it himself.I have all the thinking on my side. That's why I was hoping you would listen to me.
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Muhammad

You will call me sir, not miss.Show some respect.Good riddance.
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Jesus Christ

I have shown more respect than you deserve stupid fucko. Even now.
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Muhammad

Shut up.All you ever have is Ad Hominems.You don't even know what makes a joke funny.Lets say if you can come up with a sensible answer without providing Ad Hominens.I'm going to give you one last chance.What makes a joke funny?
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Jesus Christ

I have provided very good arguments that weren't insults.You have actually proven you don't know what is funny, our even what a joke is.Jokes are usually funny because they are unexpected and go against the widely held beliefs of people. The more people find something to be the default accepted scenario the dinner it is to hear something that doesn't match that scenario.
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Muhammad

A joke is something that is unexpected and against what most people believe?OK!The colour of a lion is the colour of a zebra!OK!Done!Did I say something funny?Well, at least I had said something unexpected and against what most people believe in.
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Jesus Christ

No, that wasn't funny. That was just an incorrect statement. That isn't unexpected. If you painted a lion to look like a zebra that would be funny because it actually looks like the color of a zebra.
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Muhammad

How was what I had said not unexpected?Why?Were most people expecting me to make a comment based on whether a lion has stripes that look like a zebra?You are a moron!Of course it is an incorrect statement to say that a lion looks like a Zebra.Many jokes have incorrect statements in them.Otherwise it wouldn't be a joke.Was the fact that it is possible to compare Jesus to the boxer against what most people believe in? Most people didn't have any beliefs in the matter, so it wasn't possible to go against what most people believed.And I tend to go by the assumption that what people say they mean, is what people actually mean.Unless they are being sarcastic.
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Jesus Christ

How was what I had said not unexpected?It was just a false statement. People make false statements all the time. Were most people expecting me to make a comment based on whether a lion has stripes that look like a zebra?I think most people are expecting people to be wrong about stuff.You are a moron!Is that your argument? So, you thought what you said was funny?Of course it is an incorrect statement to say that a lion looks like a Zebra.Incorrect statements and the unexpected are different.Many jokes have incorrect statements in them.But, if it is just an incorrect statement then it isn't a joke. If it is an incorrect statement that fits in with accepted reality it becomes unexpected.Was the fact that it is possible to compare Jesus to the boxer against what most people believe in?Yes. How many times will this have to be explained to you. Most people didn't have any beliefs in the matterThis isn't true, and goes against your earlier arguments. so it wasn't possible to go against what most people believed.You have already freely admitted that it goes against what people believed.And I tend to go by the assumption that what people say they mean, is what people actually mean.This is clearly a lie. I have told you over and over again exactly what I mean and you still think I am saying something else.
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Muhammad

You aren't listening at all, are you?You may have expected something wrong to be stated, but you weren't expecting that PARTICULAR wrong statement were you?Get it right.Something can be funny.Do you like tickles?Try asking your dog to tickle you, then you will know what I mean by funny!
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Jesus Christ

You aren't listening at all, are you?Really? I perfectly explain exactly what the right answer is and are going to accuse me of not listening?You may have expected something wrong to be stated, but you weren't expecting that PARTICULAR wrong statement were you?That is irrelevant. People other than you are able to think about what they hear before reacting. In order to be funny it has to be unexpected even after hearing it. If you can get the person to expect something before hand you can increase the humor factor. You didn't do anything to have me expect anything from you.Get it right.You are trying to figure out my explanation of jokes. You are the one who needs to learn to get it right.Do you like tickles?You like test tickles in your mouth, right?Try asking your dog to tickle you, then you will know what I mean by funny!No, I have no idea what you mean by funny because my dog just stared at me and didn't do anything.
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Muhammad

Actually, MOhammed and MUhammed are both for both people.You can call both the prophet and the boxer MUhammed.You can call both the prophet and the boxer MOhammed.You pretended that you could call one MOhammed and the other MUhammed.Now I understand what your little lie was about.
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Muhammad

Regardless of whether we were aware of which Ali Mohammed/Muhammed he was talking about, it still doesn't change the fact that you ought not to be talking about him.Of course it matters what the rest of the thread approves of, show some respect.You missed the point entirely.
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Jesus Christ

Regardless of whether we were aware of which Ali Mohammed/Muhammed he was talking about, it still doesn't change the fact that you ought not to be talking about him.If you didn't want to talk about Muhammad Ali, you shouldn't have responded to a guy who mentioned Muhammad Ali.Of course it matters what the rest of the thread approves of, show some respect.We weren't discussing what the thread approves of, we were talking about whether anyone else didn't know that AveSatanas was talking about the boxer. You got as much respect as you deserved.You missed the point entirely.It took you long enough to figure that out. I had to spell it out for you and you still took forever to figure it out.
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Muhammad

I responded to that poster because I didn't know whether or not he actually meant the boxer.If I thought that he absolutely was talking about the boxer, I would have told him off far sooner.Still doesn't change the fact that he shouldn't have been talking about the boxer, does it?I have every right to speak.And no one had ever said that you need to be told to understand you should not be talking about the boxer, most people on this site don't need to be told.
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Jesus Christ

You responded to the poster because you didn't know who the boxer was.I was never discussing whether he should have made a joke.You have every right to be considered wrong when you say something wrong.Most people know who Muhammad Ali is and wouldn't be fooled.
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Muhammad

I didn't respond to the poster because I didn't know who the boxer was.I responded to the poster because initially I was offended by his claim that Mohammed was stronger than Jesus.Who made a joke?What joke?You mean when ghostheadx said sarcastically that people seem to think they were referring to the boxer and not the prophet? He was being sarcastic, it wasn't a joke, but it is the same principle.You need to discuss whether that poster was being sarcastic to know he was being sarcastic, most people knew he was being sarcastic anyway without having to discuss it.Most people know who Muhammad Ali is and wouldn't be fooled and neither was I fooled.
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Jesus Christ

See, you finally admit that you didn't know who Muhammad Ali was. The joke was switching the prophet Mohammed with Muhammad Ali. The joke comes from comparing 2 things that don't make any sense to compare.Most people know who Ali is and wouldn't be fooled, but you aren't either of those people.
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Jesus Christ

I said I wasn't fooled,I didn't say I was fooled.Re-read it.The word MUhammed being replaced with MOhammed was just a grammatical mistake or something like that.And ghostheadx wouldn't have made such a joke unless it had a context to it.You don't make random jokes that don't mean anything without being perceived as a retard.However, ghostheadx had a context to his Sarcastic comment, which you think is a joke.The context was that from his perspective people seemed to think that MOhammed was a boxer.
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Muhammad

I said I wasn't fooled,I didn't say I was fooled.You were fooled, and you are a known liar.Re-read it.No need. I didn't say you admitted to being fooled.The word MUhammed being replaced with MOhammed was just a grammatical mistake or something like that.You completely ignored the name Ali every time it was presented.And ghostheadx wouldn't have made such a joke unless it had a context to it.AveSatanas made the joke. How thick are you?You don't make random jokes that don't mean anything without being perceived as a retard.No, the retard who couldn't perceive the obvious joke as a joke is the retard.However, ghostheadx had a context to his Sarcastic comment, which you think is a joke.Nope, wrong again. Sadly, I explained the exact joke and you still didn't get it.The context was that from his perspective people seemed to think that MOhammed was a boxer.No you moron. One person thought it would be funny to compare a boxer to Jesus since he had a similar name.
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Jesus Christ

You said that I admit to not knowing who Mohammed Ali was.You said that others weren't fooled.Me admitting to supposedly not knowing who Mohammed Ali was is the same as admitting to being fooled.Learn the rules of logic.And you find it funny to compare Mohammed Ali to Muhammed Ali and say that some people seem to think Mohammed Ali is Muhammed Ali?OK, well, when I next time have a conversation about whether something hurts or not, I will make a joke saying, "some people seem to think Hertz refers to the force scale as in Joules, etc and not the sense of pain".OK.Me: "When you had sprained your knee, did that hurt?"Other 1: "Yes it did hurt, like terribly, I even broke my knee"Me: "How did you prevent it from hurting?"Other 1: "Oh, since I spliced it on a blade I had to cool it with water"Me: "Some people think Hertz is to do with Joules and not the pain sensation"Other 1: "What?"It would be out of context wouldn't it?The reason AveSatanas/ghostheadx made that sarcastic comment was because it was in context, because people actually believed the topic was about the boxer when it wasn't.And AveSatanas is ghostheadx, btw.How would you know otherwise?You don't know him.Don't resort to calling me a moron, you are blatantly running out of replies, I think.
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Muhammad

You said that I admit to not knowing who Mohammed Ali was.True. That's because you said it.You said that others weren't fooled.Well, others weren't fooled.Me admitting to supposedly not knowing who Mohammed Ali was is the same as admitting to being fooled.I agree, but I never said that you actually said you were fooled.Learn the rules of logic.Why are you proving that you were fooled?And you find it funny to compare Mohammed Ali to Muhammed Ali and say that some people seem to think Mohammed Ali is Muhammed Ali?The prophet Mohammad was not named Ali.OK, well, when I next time have a conversation about whether something hurts or not, I will make a joke saying, "some people seem to think Hertz refers to the force scale as in Joules, etc and not the sense of pain".And, I hope you make fun of anyone who didn't understand that hertz is another word.Other 1: "What?"So, you admit it makes sense to question the person when they say something wrong to prove you weren't fooled.It would be out of context wouldn't it?Yes. Now, what if the start of the conversation started with the comment about hertz. In that case you would be a complete fucking idiot to not notice that and think about a different context that never existed.The reason AveSatanas/ghostheadx made that sarcastic comment was because it was in context, because people actually believed the topic was about the boxer when it wasn't.AveSatanas did not make a sarcastic comment. AveSatanas knows the debate is not about the boxer.And AveSatanas is ghostheadx, btw.I don't think so. How did you come to that conclusion?How would you know otherwise?You don't know him.I have seen their interactions on the website.Don't resort to calling me a moron, you are blatantly running out of replies, I think.If you act like a moron I will call you a moron.
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Jesus Christ

If you SAID that I admitted to not knowing who Muhammed Ali was, then you were saying that I admitted to being fooled.The two are interchangeable.I can't say I like strawberries without admitting that strawberries exist.You make everything complicated.If you said that others weren't fooled you were implying that I somehow was.Does it not all make sense now?The Prophet Mohammed WAS named Ali.Why should I make fun of someone who didn't understand that Hertz was another word? Why do you expect others to be so cruel?And btw, excluding me, who you think had somehow believed that MUhammed wasn't MOhammed. who actually believed that MOhammed was MUhammed?No one, of course, except the creator of this thread. So was this supposed joke funny, if it wasn't aimed at anything or anyone? A joke has to be aimed at least at something or somebody to be considered funny. A joke can't be aimed at nothing.Who took the name Mohammed or MUhammed out of context.Of course AveSatanas knew that the debate was not about the boxer, that is why he had made that sarcastic comment about the people who thought the topic was about the boxer.You still don't know AveSatanas whether or not you have seen him on this thread just a few times.I know what sort of person AveSatanas is.If you act like a trucked up little spoon, I will called you a trucked up little spoon.
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Muhammad

If you SAID that I admitted to not knowing who Muhammed Ali was, then you were saying that I admitted to being fooled.Fair enough. You admit that you were fooled.The two are interchangeable.You don't understand a word I say.You make everything complicated.It is actually very simple. That's how dumb you are.If you said that others weren't fooled you were implying that I somehow was.Actually, according to you and your logic you think you were fooled. I don't even have to do anything.The Prophet Mohammed WAS named Ali.Source?Why should I make fun of someone who didn't understand that Hertz was another word? Why do you expect others to be so cruel?Because you tricked him.And btw, excluding me, who you think had somehow believed that MUhammed wasn't MOhammed. who actually believed that MOhammed was MUhammed?It was the addition of Ali you complete fucking retard. No one refers to the prophet as Ali.No one, of course, except the creator of this thread. So was this supposed joke funny, if it wasn't aimed at anything or anyone? A joke has to be aimed at least at something or somebody to be considered funny. A joke can't be aimed at nothing.It was aimed at the createdebate audience you moron.Who took the name Mohammed or MUhammed out of context.AveSatanas.Of course AveSatanas knew that the debate was not about the boxer, that is why he had made that sarcastic comment about the people who thought the topic was about the boxer.He didn't make any sarcastic remarks. You still don't know AveSatanas whether or not you have seen him on this thread just a few times.I don't understand your point. You don't know anything.I know what sort of person AveSatanas is.I highly doubt that. You don'y even know what sort of person Muhammad Ali is.If you act like a trucked up little spoon, I will called you a trucked up little spoon.In America we don't use that as an insult, so you haven't really said anything close to offensive. What country would find that insulting and what does that mean?
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Jesus Christ

Stop repeating yourself.In your own words, with your own logic it was you that was implying I was being fooled. Actually stop repeating yourself and say something new.The Prophet Mohammed was obviously named Ali, just look it up on google. Bother to link it? It's not my place to. I've seen TrumpsHair link articles, but I've never seen you do.I think it's time to pull your hypocrisy off it's ass.And how in the example provided did I somehow trick the person who had a knee wound?Make some bloody sense before trying to pick on other posters integrity.You seem to be confusing the concept of the audience of a joke and the concept of who or what a joke is targeted at.The Audience was the audience of Createdebate.But in order for a joke to be a joke you have to make fun of something or somebody.Who was AveSatanas making fun of?Well, he may have made a cutting remark about someone, but I don't consider him to be making a joke about someone, or making fun of anyone.And he certainly was not making a joke about people mistaking the name MUhammed for MOhammed, because nobody had demonstrated that mistake, therefore there was nobody to make fun of.He was making a cutting remark about posters who the thread was about the boxer, something which you also thought was the case.There was no light-hearted joke intended about mistaking the word MOhammed with MUhammed because nobody had actually made such a mistake, so there was nobody to aim that joke at.You need serious help.
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Muhammad

You made the same exact arguments. Of course I repeated myself.The Prophet Mohammed was obviously named Ali, just look it up on google. Bother to link it? It's not my place to. I've seen TrumpsHair link articles, but I've never seen you do.I did look it up and he was not named Ali.I think it's time to pull your hypocrisy off it's ass.That doesn't make sense.And how in the example provided did I somehow trick the person who had a knee wound?You didn't. He caught you. Even in your own conversation you couldn't come up with a great example.Make some bloody sense before trying to pick on other posters integrity.Sure thing. Done.You seem to be confusing the concept of the audience of a joke and the concept of who or what a joke is targeted at.In this case they were the same.But in order for a joke to be a joke you have to make fun of something or somebody.That isn't true.Who was AveSatanas making fun of?He was making fun of the idea that you can only compare Jesus to the prophet Muhammad. I already explained it to you.Well, he may have made a cutting remark about someone, but I don't consider him to be making a joke about someone, or making fun of anyone.A joke is still a joke even when you don't understand it.And he certainly was not making a joke about people mistaking the name MUhammed for MOhammed, because nobody had demonstrated that mistake, therefore there was nobody to make fun of.One fucking idiot made that mistake.He was making a cutting remark about posters who the thread was about the boxer, something which you also thought was the case.The debate was not about the boxer. What AveSatanas said was about the boxer.There was no light-hearted joke intended about mistaking the word MOhammed with MUhammed because nobody had actually made such a mistake, so there was nobody to aim that joke at.Yes, because the point wasn't to do that.You need serious help.Can't explain the spoon remark? Or is that what the spoon remark means?
Debate: Jesus Christ or prophet Muhammad, which one is more valuable?
Side: Jesus Christ

I tried to re-phrase my previous point every time you repeated yourself and you still failed to grasp it.You looked it up? Do you have a link for that?Who caught me in the example provided?How can I be caught if I didn't even attempt to trick anyone in the example provided?You aren't making any sense.Trick who?In the context provided, target means who the joke is making fun of.While audience means which people the joke is intended to impress.I can imagine your next word twisting, now!"But you don't always impress people which jokes".Oh, stop being pedantic.The Joke was intended to impress.Before you post, I never said you had actually said that line, but I can imagine you using it, so don't get cheeky.