title: a man wakes up as a woman she masturbates 
story: a man wakes up as a woman.
  
  One of the most surprising facts about the sexual lives of some people is that they are not all exactly alike. And that’s not a contradiction, either, because some lives happen to be exactlyshe masturbates 
  in the shower at high school every day
  in the bathroom at home 
  every night to the point of exhaustion.
  We are just like her, 
  her and you
  except for the last one.
  Now