title: a man wakes up as a woman he masturbates 
story: a man wakes up as a woman.
  
  One of the most surprising facts about the sexual lives of some people is that they are not all exactly alike. And that’s not a contradiction, either, because some lives happen to be exactlyhe masturbates   
  and is always looking for a man.
  
  The fact that these were the four words describing the woman's desires did not in any way cause me to find her attractive or think of her in romantic terms, but