text: Orion: I miss him :(
  Cordelia: Need i remind you that he cheated on you? You deserve alot better than some stupid asshole!
  Orion: ...what? oh, right noo - im talking about my rat... he died
  Cordelia: SMITHERS IS DEAD???!!!!! NOOOOOOOO :'(
  Cordelia: D:
  Orion: the funeral was lovely sniff
target: Orion is grieving after the death of her rat.