text: Mark: Hey dude, what’s up?
  Harry: Nothing much buddy. How’s everything with you?
  Mark: All good. Yesterday I went to a 7-star Hotel restaurant.
  Harry: Wow, that’s amazing buddy. I missed it.
  Mark: It’s not amazing.
  Harry: Why, what happened?
  Mark: When I was there, I really needed to pass gas.
  Harry: And?
  Mark: The music was really loud, so I did it.
  Harry: And?
  Mark: I realized I was listening to my iPod.
  Harry: hahaha hahaha
target: Mark had to break wind, while being in a fancy restaurant. He sought to do it silently. He failed.