text: Wendy: I think the upstairs toilet might be blocked.
  David: Oh NO! NOT AGAIN!
  Wendy: I'm not sure if it is but it is not draining very well.
  David: Then it probably is blocked.
  David: You haven't like flushed any tampons or pads down there?
  Wendy: Of course not!
  Wendy: I know not to do that.
  Wendy: Do you think I'm that stupid?
  David: Didn't say that. I was just checking.
  David: That toilet is a major issue ever since we got the house.
  Wendy: Yeah, where are the good old days of renting where you ring the landlord and it is his problem! :-P
  David: Hahaha! True!
  David: Did you call the plumber already?
  Wendy: No. I don't think we can afford to pay the plumber this month.
  David: Fuck! Don't you have anything left in the kitty?
  Wendy: Well I did but then it was my sisters birthday and I had to get a present...
  David: So, what are we supposed to do now then?!
  Wendy: Wait until next paycheck? Fix it ourselves?
  David: Great :-/  just fucking great. grrr!
target: The toilet upstairs is blocked again. Wendy and David can't afford the plumber as Wendy spent the money on her sister's birthday present.