text: Priscilla: You're in a lot of trouble, Stuart
  Stu: OMG, what did I do this time?
  Priscilla: I told you I needed the Microsoft Office software for my new laptop
  Stu: Right, so? That's what I gave you on that disc
  Priscilla: No, you silly boy, your IT friend is and idiot
  Stu: What did Alex do wrong?
  Priscilla: He just downloaded Open Office and some other programs and put them on a CD
  Stu: Whaaaaatttt?
  Priscilla: That's what he did, maybe you should have checked
  Stu: Damn
  Priscilla: Yeah, damn
  Stu: I'll tell him
  Priscilla: No way, I just bought the software online
  Stu: Oh
  Priscilla: If I ever tell you to make your friend Alex get me something, please shoot me in the foot
  Stu: Ok... damn :(
target: Priscilla is upset with Stu because his friend, Alex, didn't provide her with the right software. She had to buy it online instead.