Abstract:
An apparatus comprises two beverage dispensers each comprising a top, a bottom, a facing side, an outside side, a front wall, a back wall, a beverage storage portion, a beverage dispensing portion disposed on the front wall, and a liquid control device disposed on the back wall. A connecting mechanism joins the facing sides. Two strap mechanisms each support a beverage dispenser. Each of the two strap mechanisms comprises a first strap portion for joining to the top and for extending over a wearer&#39;s shoulder, and a second strap portion for joining to the outside side and for extending about a side of the wearer. The first strap portion and the second strap portion are joined together to support the beverage dispenser on the wearer&#39;s shoulder with the beverage dispenser being disposed proximate a breast area of the wearer where the wearer can support the apparatus for dispensing the beverage.

Description:
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       [0003]    A portion of the disclosure of this patent document contains material that is subject to copyright protection. The copyright owner has no objection to the facsimile reproduction by anyone of the patent document or patent disclosure as it appears in the Patent and Trademark Office, patent file or records, but otherwise reserves all copyright rights whatsoever. 
       FIELD OF THE INVENTION 
       [0004]    One or more embodiments of the invention generally relate to beverage dispensing systems. More particularly, the invention relates to beverage dispensing systems having the appearance and positioning of female breasts. 
       BACKGROUND OF THE INVENTION 
       [0005]    Beverages may be consumed via a wide variety of devices, glass, cup, straw, keg, bottle, mug, goblet, decanter, jug, tumbler, canteen, etc. 
         [0006]    In view of the foregoing, it is clear that these traditional techniques are not perfect and leave room for more optimal approaches. 
     
    
     
       BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF THE DRAWINGS 
         [0007]    The present invention is illustrated by way of example, and not by way of limitation, in the figures of the accompanying drawings and in which like reference numerals refer to similar elements and in which: 
           [0008]      FIGS. 1A-B  illustrate an example beverage dispensing system, in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention; 
           [0009]      FIG. 2  illustrates an enlarged view of a portion of example second beverage dispenser as described with reference to  FIGS. 1A-B , in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention; 
           [0010]      FIG. 3  illustrates an enlarged view of example second beverage dispenser as described with reference to  FIGS. 1A-B  and  FIG. 2 , in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention; 
           [0011]      FIGS. 4A-B  illustrate a rear view of example beverage dispensing system as described with reference to  FIGS. 1A-B , in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention; 
           [0012]      FIG. 5A  illustrates a view of an example beverage dispensing device with an open liquid control device, in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention; 
           [0013]      FIG. 5B  illustrates a view of an example beverage dispensing device with a closed liquid control device, in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention; 
           [0014]      FIG. 6  illustrates a view of an example beverage dispensing device portraying an amount of liquid contained within the device, in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention; 
           [0015]      FIG. 7A  illustrates a disconnected connection device for example beverage dispensing device, in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention; 
           [0016]      FIG. 7B  illustrates a connected connection device for example beverage dispensing device, in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention; 
           [0017]      FIG. 8A  illustrates an enlarged view of a disconnected connection device for example beverage dispensing device as discussed with reference to  FIG. 7A , in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention; 
           [0018]      FIG. 8B  illustrates an enlarged view of a connected connection device for example beverage dispensing device as discussed with reference to  FIG. 7B , in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention; and 
           [0019]      FIGS. 9A-B  illustrate an example application for example beverage dispensing device, in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention. 
       
    
    
       [0020]    Unless otherwise indicated illustrations in the figures are not necessarily drawn to scale. 
       SUMMARY OF THE INVENTION 
       [0021]    To achieve the forgoing and other objects and in accordance with the purpose of the invention, a variety of wearable apparatus for dispensing a beverage are described. 
         [0022]    In one embodiment an apparatus comprises two beverage dispensers each comprising a top, a bottom, a facing side, an outside side, a front wall, a back wall, a beverage storage portion disposed in a volume between the front wall and the back wall, a beverage dispensing portion disposed on the front wall, and a liquid control device disposed on the back wall. A connecting mechanism is configured for joining the facing sides. Two strap mechanisms are each configured for supporting a separate one of the two beverage dispensers. Each of the two strap mechanisms comprises a first strap portion being configured for joining to the top and for extending over a wearer&#39;s shoulder, and a second strap portion being configured for joining to the outside side and for extending about a side of the wearer. The first strap portion and the second strap portion are further configured for joining together to support the one of the two beverage dispensers on the wearer&#39;s shoulder with the one of the two beverage dispensers being disposed proximate a breast area of the wearer where the wearer can support the apparatus for dispensing the beverage. In another embodiment the back wall comprises an ergonomic shape for fitting the wearer. In yet another embodiment the ergonomic shape comprises a concave portion. Still another embodiment further comprises a covering pad being configured for joining to the back wall and for covering the back wall. In another embodiment each of the two strap mechanisms further comprises a strap joining mechanism being configured for joining the first strap portion to the second strap portion and for adjusting a length of one of the first strap portion and the second strap portion. In yet another embodiment each of the two strap mechanisms further comprises a first joining portion for joining the first strap portion to the top. The first joining portion comprises a first strap being configured for joining to the top, a first joining mechanism being configured for joining to the first strap, an extending strap being configured for joining to the first joining mechanism, and an extending strap mechanism being configured for joining the extending strap to the first strap portion. In still another embodiment each of the two strap mechanisms further comprises a second joining portion for joining the second strap portion to the outside side. The second strap portion comprises a second strap, being configured for joining to the outside side, and a second mechanism being configured for joining the second strap to the second strap portion. In another embodiment each of the first joining portions further comprises an additional strap being configured for joining to the top, an additional joining mechanism being configured for joining to the additional strap, an additional extending strap being configured for joining to the additional joining mechanism and to the extending strap mechanism. In yet another embodiment the liquid control device comprises a collapsible throat insert, a snap ring being joined to the throat insert, and a cap device being configured for joining to the snap ring and for sealing the liquid control device. In still another embodiment the beverage dispensing portion comprises a nipple being configured for dispensing the beverage and a ring device surrounding the nipple. In another embodiment the nipple comprises a vertical opening and a horizontal opening being configured to release the beverage. In yet another embodiment the beverage dispensing portion is configured to be removable from the front wall. In still another embodiment the strap joining mechanism comprises a side release buckle. In another embodiment the nipple is configured to resemble a nipple of a human female breast. In yet another embodiment the ring device is configured to resemble an areola of a human female breast. 
         [0023]    In another embodiment an apparatus comprises first means for dispensing a beverage, first means for covering a back wall of the first dispensing means, first means for supporting the first dispensing means on a first shoulder of a wearer with the first dispensing means being disposed proximate a first breast area of the wearer, second means for dispensing a beverage, second means for covering a back wall of the second dispensing means, second means for supporting the second dispensing means on a second shoulder of the wearer with the second dispensing means being disposed proximate a second breast area of the wearer, and means for joining the first dispensing means and the second dispensing means where the wearer can support the apparatus for dispensing the beverage. 
         [0024]    In another embodiment an apparatus comprises a first beverage dispenser comprising a top, a bottom, a facing side, an outside side, a front wall, a back wall, a beverage storage portion disposed in a volume between the front wall and the back wall, a beverage dispensing portion removably disposed on the front wall, and a liquid control device disposed on the back wall. The back wall comprises an ergonomic concave portion for fitting a wearer. The beverage dispensing portion comprises a nipple being configured for dispensing the beverage and a ring device surrounding the nipple. The nipple comprises a vertical opening and a horizontal opening being configured to release the beverage. The liquid control device comprises a collapsible throat insert, a snap ring being joined to the throat insert, and a cap device being configured for joining to the snap ring and for sealing the liquid control device. A first covering pad is configured for joining to the back wall of the first beverage dispenser and for covering the back wall. A first strap mechanism is configured for supporting the first beverage dispenser. The first strap mechanism comprises a first strap portion being configured for joining to the top and for extending over a first shoulder of the wearer, and a second strap portion being configured for joining to the outside side and for extending about a side of the wearer. The first strap portion and the second strap portion are further configured for joining together to support the first beverage dispensers on the first shoulder of the wearer with the first beverage dispensers being disposed proximate a first breast area of the wearer. A second beverage dispenser comprises a top, a bottom, a facing side, an outside side, a front wall, a back wall, a beverage storage portion disposed in a volume between the front wall and the back wall, a beverage dispensing portion removably disposed on the front wall, and a liquid control device disposed on the back wall. The back wall comprises an ergonomic concave portion for fitting the wearer. The beverage dispensing portion comprises a nipple being configured for dispensing the beverage and a ring device surrounding the nipple. The nipple comprises a vertical opening and a horizontal opening being configured to release the beverage. The liquid control device comprises a collapsible throat insert, a snap ring being joined to the throat insert, and a cap device being configured for joining to the snap ring and for sealing the liquid control device. A second covering pad is configured for joining to the back wall of the second beverage dispenser and for covering the back wall. A second strap mechanism is configured for supporting the first beverage dispenser. The first strap mechanism comprises a second strap portion being configured for joining to the top and for extending over a second shoulder of the wearer, and a second strap portion being configured for joining to the outside side and for extending about a side of the wearer. The first strap portion and the second strap portion are further configured for joining together to support the second beverage dispensers on the second shoulder of the wearer with the second beverage dispensers being disposed proximate a second breast area of the wearer. A connecting mechanism is configured for joining the facing side of the first beverage dispenser and the facing side of the second beverage dispenser where the wearer can support the apparatus for dispensing the beverage. In another embodiment the beverage dispensing portion is configured to be removable from the front wall. In yet another embodiment the nipple is configured to resemble a areola nipple of a human female breast. In still another embodiment the ring device is configured to resemble an areola of a human female breast. 
         [0025]    Other features, advantages, and objects of the present invention will become more apparent and be more readily understood from the following detailed description, which should be read in conjunction with the accompanying drawings. 
       DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF THE PREFERRED EMBODIMENTS 
       [0026]    The present invention is best understood by reference to the detailed figures and description set forth herein. 
         [0027]    Embodiments of the invention are discussed below with reference to the Figures. However, those skilled in the art will readily appreciate that the detailed description given herein with respect to these figures is for explanatory purposes as the invention extends beyond these limited embodiments. For example, it should be appreciated that those skilled in the art will, in light of the teachings of the present invention, recognize a multiplicity of alternate and suitable approaches, depending upon the needs of the particular application, to implement the functionality of any given detail described herein, beyond the particular implementation choices in the following embodiments described and shown. That is, there are numerous modifications and variations of the invention that are too numerous to be listed but that all fit within the scope of the invention. Also, singular words should be read as plural and vice versa and masculine as feminine and vice versa, where appropriate, and alternative embodiments do not necessarily imply that the two are mutually exclusive. 
         [0028]    It is to be further understood that the present invention is not limited to the particular methodology, compounds, materials, manufacturing techniques, uses, and applications, described herein, as these may vary. It is also to be understood that the terminology used herein is used for the purpose of describing particular embodiments only, and is not intended to limit the scope of the present invention. It must be noted that as used herein and in the appended claims, the singular forms “a,” “an,” and “the” include the plural reference unless the context clearly dictates otherwise. Thus, for example, a reference to “an element” is a reference to one or more elements and includes equivalents thereof known to those skilled in the art. Similarly, for another example, a reference to “a step” or “a means” is a reference to one or more steps or means and may include sub-steps and subservient means. All conjunctions used are to be understood in the most inclusive sense possible. Thus, the word “or” should be understood as having the definition of a logical “or” rather than that of a logical “exclusive or” unless the context clearly necessitates otherwise. Structures described herein are to be understood also to refer to functional equivalents of such structures. Language that may be construed to express approximation should be so understood unless the context clearly dictates otherwise. 
         [0029]    Unless defined otherwise, all technical and scientific terms used herein have the same meanings as commonly understood by one of ordinary skill in the art to which this invention belongs. Preferred methods, techniques, devices, and materials are described, although any methods, techniques, devices, or materials similar or equivalent to those described herein may be used in the practice or testing of the present invention. Structures described herein are to be understood also to refer to functional equivalents of such structures. The present invention will now be described in detail with reference to embodiments thereof as illustrated in the accompanying drawings. 
         [0030]    From reading the present disclosure, other variations and modifications will be apparent to persons skilled in the art. Such variations and modifications may involve equivalent and other features which are already known in the art, and which may be used instead of or in addition to features already described herein. 
         [0031]    Although Claims have been formulated in this Application to particular combinations of features, it should be understood that the scope of the disclosure of the present invention also includes any novel feature or any novel combination of features disclosed herein either explicitly or implicitly or any generalization thereof, whether or not it relates to the same invention as presently claimed in any Claim and whether or not it mitigates any or all of the same technical problems as does the present invention. 
         [0032]    Features which are described in the context of separate embodiments may also be provided in combination in a single embodiment. Conversely, various features which are, for brevity, described in the context of a single embodiment, may also be provided separately or in any suitable sub combination. The Applicants hereby give notice that new Claims may be formulated to such features and/or combinations of such features during the prosecution of the present Application or of any further Application derived there from. 
         [0033]    References to “one embodiment,” “an embodiment,” “example embodiment,” “various embodiments,” etc., may indicate that the embodiment(s) of the invention so described may include a particular feature, structure, or characteristic, but not every embodiment necessarily includes the particular feature, structure, or characteristic. Further, repeated use of the phrase “in one embodiment,” or “in an exemplary embodiment,” do not necessarily refer to the same embodiment, although they may. 
         [0034]    As is well known to those skilled in the art many careful considerations and compromises typically must be made when designing for the optimal manufacture of a commercial implementation any system, and in particular, the embodiments of the present invention. A commercial implementation in accordance with the spirit and teachings of the present invention may configured according to the needs of the particular application, whereby any aspect(s), feature(s), function(s), result(s), component(s), approach(es), or step(s) of the teachings related to any described embodiment of the present invention may be suitably omitted, included, adapted, mixed and matched, or improved and/or optimized by those skilled in the art, using their average skills and known techniques, to achieve the desired implementation that addresses the needs of the particular application. 
         [0035]    It is to be understood that any exact measurements/dimensions or particular construction materials indicated herein are solely provided as examples of suitable configurations and are not intended to be limiting in any way. Depending on the needs of the particular application, those skilled in the art will readily recognize, in light of the following teachings, a multiplicity of suitable alternative implementation details. 
         [0036]    Embodiments of the present invention will be described for providing a beverage dispensing system. Beverage dispensing system provides beverage containment devices for dispensing beverages. Beverage containment devices have the appearance of female breasts. The positioning of the beverage dispensing system mimics the positioning of a female breast. 
         [0037]      FIG. 1A  illustrates an example beverage dispensing system, in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention. 
         [0038]    A beverage dispensing system  100  includes a first beverage dispenser  102 , a second beverage dispenser  104 , a first strap  106 , a second strap  108  and a connecting mechanism  110 . 
         [0039]    Beverage dispensing system  100  provides a system for supplying consumable beverages on demand. 
         [0040]    First beverage dispenser  102  and second beverage dispenser  104  provide beverages for consumption. 
         [0041]    First strap  106  provides physical support for first beverage dispenser  102 . 
         [0042]    Second strap  108  provides physical support for second beverage dispenser  104 . 
         [0043]    Connecting mechanism  110  connects first beverage dispenser  102  to second beverage dispenser  104 . As a non-limiting example, connecting mechanism  110  may be configured as a horizontal strap. Furthermore, as a non-limiting example, connecting mechanism  110  may be fabricated of a nylon material. Furthermore, as a non-limiting example, connecting mechanism  110  may be approximately 2.5 inches in length. Furthermore, as a non-limiting example, connecting mechanism  110  may be 0.75 inches in height. 
         [0044]    First strap  106  includes a strap  112 , a strap  114 , a connection device  116 , a connection device  118  and a connection device  119 . 
         [0045]    A first end of strap  112  connects to connection device  119 . A second end of strap  112  connects to connection device  116 . Connection device  119  connects to first beverage dispenser  102  via a connection device and strap (shown in  FIG. 4 ). 
         [0046]    Connection device  119  enables adjustment for the length of first strap  106 . As a non-limiting example, connection device  119  may be configured as a side release buckle. 
         [0047]    Strap  114  traverses through connection device  116 . Furthermore, first end of strap  114  connects to connection device  118  and second end of strap  114  connects to a connection device  120 . Connection device  118  and connection device  120  connect to first beverage dispenser  102  via straps (shown in  FIG. 4 ). 
         [0048]    Second strap  108  includes a strap  122 , a strap  124 , a connection device  126 , a connection device  128 , a connection device  130 , a strap  132 , a connection device  134  and a connection device  136 . 
         [0049]    Connection device  134  enables adjustment for the length of second strap  108 . As a non-limiting example, connection device  134  may be configured as a side release buckle. 
         [0050]    As a non-limiting example, first strap  106  and second strap  108  may be fabricated of a nylon material. 
         [0051]    A first end of strap  122  connects to connection device  134 . A second end of strap  122  connects to connection device  126 . Connection device  134  connects to a first end of strap  132 . A second end of strap  132  connects to connection device  136 . Connection device  136  connects to second beverage dispenser  104  via a strap (shown in  FIG. 4 ). 
         [0052]    Strap  124  traverses through connection device  126 . Furthermore, first end of strap  124  connects to connection device  130  and second end of strap  124  connects to connection device  128 . Connection device  128  and connection device  130  connect to second beverage dispenser  104  via straps (shown in  FIG. 4 ). 
         [0053]    First beverage dispenser  102  and second beverage dispenser  104  may store and dispense beverages. Furthermore, beverages may be dispensed easily and in a convenient manner. Non-limiting examples of beverages include water, cola, tea, beer, ale, wine, wine coolers and other alcoholic and non-alcoholic consumables. 
         [0054]    Non-limiting examples for applications of beverage dispensing system  100  include social gatherings, holiday events and parties. As a non-limiting example, beverage dispensing system  100  may be worn as part of a costume. 
         [0055]    Beverage dispensing system  100  enables the storage, transportation and consumption of beverages without requiring the intervention of a user&#39;s hands. 
         [0056]    Beverage dispensing system  100  may dispense beverages to the wearer of the system or to non-wearers of the system. 
         [0057]    Beverage dispensing system  100  may be configured for insulating beverages. Furthermore, beverages may be maintained within a range of temperature for a period of time. 
         [0058]    First strap  106  and second strap  108  may be adjusted to provide a user with a personalized fit. 
         [0059]    Non-limiting examples for the material configuration for first strap  106  and second strap  108  include nylon, cotton or a nylon/cotton blend. Furthermore, first strap  106  and second strap  108  may be configured of any known size and width. 
         [0060]    First strap  106  and second strap  108  may be configured with any known type of connection device. Non-limiting examples for connection devices include elastic, quick-connect, side release, sliding tab, friction and mating buckles and hook/loop. Furthermore, straps may be configured for one-size-fits-all. Furthermore, straps may be configured without an adjustment mechanism. 
         [0061]    First strap  106  and second strap  108  may be configured with a horizontal strap (not shown) located in the rear in order to provide additional support. 
         [0062]    First strap  106  and second strap  108  may be padded. Furthermore, first strap  106  and second strap  108  may not be padded. 
         [0063]    Beverage dispensing system  100  may be configured for operation located within or covered by a shirt. 
         [0064]    A non-limiting example application for beverage dispensing system  100  is as a breast-feeding aid. Furthermore, beverage dispensing system  100  may be used for breast-feeding by non-lactating persons. 
         [0065]    A non-limiting example application for beverage dispensing system  100  is as a breast enhancement device for use by an individual who has undergone a mastectomy. Furthermore, beverage dispensing system  100  may be used by an individual with small breasts for purposes of enhancement. Furthermore, beverage dispensing system  100  may be used by an individual with uneven breasts for purposes of enhancement. 
         [0066]      FIG. 1B  illustrates a side view of the example beverage dispensing system as described previously with reference to  FIG. 1A , in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention. 
         [0067]    Beverage dispensing system  100  includes two beverage dispensers mimicking the appearance of female breasts. As a non-limiting example, beverage dispensing system  100  mimics the shape, texture and appearance of female breasts. Furthermore, beverage dispensing system  100  may store and dispense beverages. 
         [0068]    First beverage dispenser  102  and second beverage dispenser  104  are connected via connecting mechanism  110 . As a non-limiting example, connecting mechanism  110  may be configured as a strap. 
         [0069]    First beverage dispenser  102  and second beverage dispenser  104  connect to an adjustable shoulder strap enabling beverage dispensing system  100  to be worn upon and projected from a wear&#39;s chest. 
         [0070]    Beverage dispensing system  100  may be configured with a variety of sizes and shapes. Furthermore, beverage dispensing system  100  may be configured with a variety of skin tones. As a non-limiting example, the skin tones may represent the skin tones of various ethnic groups. 
         [0071]    Beverage dispensing system  100  may be configured for a supporting a variety of volumes for the associated liquid to be stored and dispensed. 
         [0072]    As a non-limiting example, first beverage dispenser  102  and second beverage dispenser  104  may be fabricated of pliant polyethylene terepthalate (PET) material. Furthermore, first beverage dispenser  102  and second beverage dispenser  104  may be configured in a tear-drop shape similar to a human female breast. Furthermore, first beverage dispenser  102  may support a liquid volume of  32  fluid ounces. Furthermore, second beverage dispenser  104  may support a liquid volume of  32  fluid ounces. 
         [0073]      FIG. 2  illustrates an enlarged view of a portion of example second beverage dispenser as described with reference to  FIGS. 1A-B , in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention. 
         [0074]    For the purposes of discussion, second beverage dispenser  104  will be presented. Furthermore, for brevity of discussion, first beverage dispenser  102  is not discussed in detail. Furthermore, a similar discussion as presented for second beverage dispenser  104  may also be applied to first beverage dispenser  102 . 
         [0075]    Second beverage dispenser  104  includes a beverage containment portion  202  and a beverage dispensing portion  204 . 
         [0076]    Beverage containment portion  202  provides container for storage of beverages. 
         [0077]    Beverage dispensing portion  204  provides for dispensing of beverage stored within beverage containment portion  202 . Beverage dispensing portion  204  may be located on the front wall of beverage containment portion  202 . Beverage dispensing portion  204  may be configured in color and shape to resemble a human female nipple. 
         [0078]    Connection device  136  connects to beverage containment portion  202  via a strap  206 . 
         [0079]    Connection device  130  connects to beverage containment portion  202  via a strap  208 . 
         [0080]    Beverage dispensing occurs via beverage dispensing portion  204 . Beverage dispensing portion  204  is located on the front of beverage containment portion  202 . As a non-limiting example, beverage dispensing portion  204  is in the shape and appearance of a female nipple. 
         [0081]    Beverage dispensing portion  204  contains an anti-vacuum skirt (not shown) located internal to beverage dispensing portion  204 . In practical applications, without limitation, the anti-vacuum skirt may work by way of an anti-vacuum skirt in the base of the nipple where it forms a seal with the beverage dispensing unit allowing the air to go in but no liquid to exit. Anti-vacuum skirt operates to prevent a vacuum from forming inside of beverage dispensing portion  204 . (Just reword this paragraph to fit the above mentioned.) 
         [0082]    Beverage containment portion  202  is configured of materials safe for providing a consumable beverage. Non-limiting examples for materials include polyethylene terephthalate (PET), plasticized polyvinyl chloride (p-PVC), low-density polyethylene (LDPE) and polyamide. 
         [0083]    Beverage containment portion  202  may be configured with a separate reservoir located internally. In practical applications, without limitation, the separate reservoir may help limit beverage from leaking when not consuming. 
         [0084]    The base of beverage dispensing portion  204  is encircled by a circular device  205 . Circular device  205  is configured to resemble the areola of a human female breast. As a non-limiting example, the diameter of circular device  205  is approximately 1 inch. 
         [0085]      FIG. 3  illustrates an enlarged view of example second beverage dispenser as described with reference to  FIGS. 1A-B  and  FIG. 2 , in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention. 
         [0086]    Beverage dispensing portion  204  includes a vertical opening  302  and a horizontal opening  304 . 
         [0087]    Vertical opening  302  provides an opening traversing vertically across beverage dispensing portion  204 . 
         [0088]    Horizontal opening  304  provides an opening traversing horizontally across beverage dispensing portion  204 . 
         [0089]    Vertical opening  302  and horizontal opening  304  provide openings where a beverage may be received by a user located external to second beverage dispenser  104 . 
         [0090]    Beverage dispensing portion  204  may be manufactured with a variety of duct sizes in order to adjust the rate of flow for the expelled liquid. 
         [0091]      FIG. 4A  illustrates a rear view of example beverage dispensing system as described with reference to  FIGS. 1A-B , in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention. 
         [0092]    A strap  402  connects to connection device  128 . A strap  404  connects to connection device  120 . A strap  406  connects to connection device  118 . A first end of a strap  408  connects to a connection device  410 . Connection device  410  connects to a strap  412 . A second end of strap  408  connects to connection device  119  ( FIG. 1 ). 
         [0093]    A first covering pad  414  connects to and covers the rear of first beverage dispenser  102 . 
         [0094]    A second covering pad  416  connects to and covers the rear of second beverage dispenser  104 . 
         [0095]    As a non-limiting example, first covering pad  414  and second covering pad  416  may be configured as a swatch of fabric material. Non-limiting examples for fabric material include polyester, nylon, cotton or a blend of polyester, nylon and/or cotton. First covering pad  414  and second covering pad  416  may function to absorb any liquid resident on the surface of the beverage containment portions. Furthermore, first covering pad  414  and second covering pad  416  may function to absorb perspiration of a user (not shown). Furthermore, first covering pad  414  and second covering pad  416  may function to provide comfort to user. 
         [0096]    A rear wall  422  and a rear wall  424  may be configured ergonomically in order to provide a comfortable fit for the user. Furthermore, rear wall  422  and rear wall  424  may be configured in a concave format. Furthermore, rear wall  422  and rear wall  424  may feature a soft exterior lining in order to provide comfortable contact with the chest of the wearer. In the present embodiment,  416  and  414  are the pads that may provide the comfortable contact. 
         [0097]      FIG. 4B  illustrates the rear view of example beverage dispensing system as described with reference to  FIG. 4A  with covering pads partially removed, in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention. 
         [0098]    A liquid control device  418  is located in the rear, near the middle of first beverage dispenser  102 . 
         [0099]    A liquid control device  420  is located in the rear, near the middle of second beverage dispenser  104 . 
         [0100]    Liquid control device  418  and liquid control device  420  enable instilling and removal of liquid within containment portions. Furthermore, liquid control device  418  and liquid control device  420  may be configured to prevent leaking or exit of liquid from containment portions. 
         [0101]    Alternatively, beverage dispensing system  100  may be filled via beverage dispensing portion  204 . Furthermore, beverage dispensing portion  204  may be removed in order to fill beverage containment portion  202  with liquid. As a non-limiting example, beverage dispensing portion  204  may configured as a threaded device and may be removed by applying an angular force. 
         [0102]    As a non-limiting example, a funnel device may be used as an aid for instilling liquids within beverage dispensing system  100 . Furthermore, small end of funnel device may be inserted into liquid control device  420 . 
         [0103]      FIG. 5A  illustrates a view of an example beverage dispensing device with an open liquid control device, in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention. 
         [0104]    Liquid control device  420  includes a collapsible throat insert  502 , a snap ring  504 , a connection tab  506  and a cap device  508 . 
         [0105]    A first end of collapsible throat insert  502  connects to the rear of beverage containment portion  202 . A second end of collapsible throat insert  502  connects to snap ring  504 . Snap ring  504  connects to cap device  508  via connection tab  506 . Alternate embodiments are contemplated that are not limited to a threaded device to be screwed on. 
         [0106]    Liquid may be instilled within beverage dispensing portion  204  when cap device  508  is not inserted into collapsible throat insert  502 . Furthermore, liquid may be instilled within beverage containment portion  202  when collapsible throat insert  502  is extended. Furthermore, after an appropriate amount of liquid has been instilled within beverage containment portion  202 , beverage containment portion  202  may be sealed via cap device  508 . Furthermore, collapsible throat insert  502  may be inserted within beverage containment portion  202 . 
         [0107]    Liquid control device  420  is located on the rear plane of first beverage dispenser  102  and second beverage dispenser  104 . Furthermore, liquid control device  420  enables entry and exit of liquids. Furthermore, liquid control device  420  is sealable in order to prevent exit of liquids from liquid control device  420 . 
         [0108]      FIG. 5B  illustrates a view of an example beverage dispensing device with a closed liquid control device, in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention. 
         [0109]    Cap device  508  is inserted into snap ring  504  ( FIG. 5A ). Furthermore, collapsible throat insert  502  is inserted into beverage containment portion  202 . 
         [0110]    Configuration of cap device  508  inserted into snap ring  504  ( FIG. 5A ) and collapsible throat insert  502  inserted into beverage containment portion  202  prevents liquid from being expelled from beverage containment portion  202 . 
         [0111]      FIG. 6  illustrates a view of an example beverage dispensing device portraying an amount of liquid contained within the device, in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention. 
         [0112]    A liquid  602  is contained within beverage containment portion  202 . 
         [0113]    An empty space  604  is contained above liquid  602  within beverage containment portion  202 . As a non-limiting example, empty space  604  may contain air, carbon dioxide or other gaseous material. 
         [0114]    Liquid  602  may be expelled from beverage containment portion  202  via beverage dispensing portion  204 . 
         [0115]      FIG. 7A  illustrates a disconnected connection device for example beverage dispensing device, in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention. 
         [0116]    Connection device  134  includes a male portion  702  and a female portion  704 . As a non-limiting example, connection device  134  may be configured as a side release buckle. 
         [0117]    Male portion  702  connects to strap  122  and female portion  704  connects to strap  132 . 
         [0118]    Male portion  702  is disconnected from female portion  704 . 
         [0119]      FIG. 7B  illustrates a connected connection device for example beverage dispensing device, in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention. 
         [0120]      FIG. 8A  illustrates an enlarged view of a disconnected connection device for example beverage dispensing device as discussed with reference to  FIG. 7A , in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention. 
         [0121]      FIG. 8B  illustrates an enlarged view of a connected connection device for example beverage dispensing device as discussed with reference to  FIG. 7B , in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention. 
         [0122]      FIG. 9A  illustrates an example application for example beverage dispensing device, in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention. 
         [0123]    First beverage dispenser  102  rests on the right breast area of a person  902 . 
         [0124]    Second beverage dispenser  104  rests on the left breast area of person  902 . 
         [0125]    Strap  122  overlaps left shoulder of person  902 . 
         [0126]    Strap  112  overlaps right shoulder of person  902 . 
         [0127]    Strap  132  traverses under left arm of person  902 . 
         [0128]    Strap  408  traverses under right arm of person  902 . 
         [0129]      FIG. 9B  illustrates a side view example application for example beverage dispensing device as discussed with reference to  FIG. 9A , in accordance with an embodiment of the present invention. 
         [0130]    In use, person  902  inserts arms through shoulder straps of beverage dispensing system  100 . Furthermore, the straps may be adjusted for individual fitting and comfort. Furthermore, person  902  may drink beverage from beverage dispensing system  100  via liquid control devices. Furthermore, the process of person  902  applying a sucking action to liquid control devices activates an anti-vacuum skirt enabling the flow of liquid. Furthermore, other users (not shown) located external to beverage dispensing system  100  may also drink beverage from beverage dispensing system  100  in a similar manner as person  902 . 
         [0131]    Beverage dispensing system  100  may be worn by men or women, as the concave configuration of the beverage containment portions facilitates a female&#39;s breast or the pectoral muscles of a male. 
         [0132]    As a non-limiting example application, beverage dispensing system  100  may be worm by men for breast feeding a child. 
         [0133]    Those skilled in the art will readily recognize, in light of and in accordance with the teachings of the present invention, that any of the foregoing steps may be suitably replacedreordered, removed and additional steps may be inserted depending upon the needs of the particular application. Moreover, the prescribed method steps of the foregoing embodiments may be implemented using any physical and/or hardware system that those skilled in the art will readily know is suitable in light of the foregoing teachings. For any method steps described in the present application that can be carried out on a computing machine, a typical computer system can, when appropriately configured or designed, serve as a computer system in which those aspects of the invention may be embodied. Thus, the present invention is not limited to any particular tangible means of implementation. 
         [0134]    All the features disclosed in this specification, including any accompanying abstract and drawings, may be replaced by alternative features serving the same, equivalent or similar purpose, unless expressly stated otherwise. Thus, unless expressly stated otherwise, each feature disclosed is one example only of a generic series of equivalent or similar features. 
         [0135]    Having fully described at least one embodiment of the present invention, other equivalent or alternative methods of a beverage dispensing system according to the present invention will be apparent to those skilled in the art. The invention has been described above by way of illustration, and the specific embodiments disclosed are not intended to limit the invention to the particular forms disclosed. For example, the particular implementation of the liquid control device may vary depending upon the particular type liquid used. The liquid control device described in the foregoing was directed to less viscous liquid implementations; however, similar techniques for more viscous liquid implementations of the present invention are contemplated as within the scope of the present invention. The invention is thus to cover all modifications, equivalents, and alternatives falling within the spirit and scope of the following claims. 
         [0136]    Claim elements and steps herein may have been numbered and/or lettered solely as an aid in readability and understanding. Any such numbering and lettering in itself is not intended to and should not be taken to indicate the ordering of elements and/or steps in the claims.