Abstract:
A toilet splash guard for use with toilets comprising: a generally flat, planar shield, the shield comprising a front side and a rear side, two ends, at least one orifice, and at least two bumpers, the front side faces the user, the two ends shaped as flanges shaped to correspond to the lower portion of a rim of a toilet, the orifice located substantially upon the upper portion of the shield, the bumpers located substantially on the lower portion of the shield, the bumpers located on the rear side of the shield, the bumpers are shaped to correspond with an upper portion of a rim of a toilet bowl.

Description:
FIELD OF THE INVENTION 
   The present invention deals generally with hygienic products and pertains more specifically to toilet accessories. 
   BACKGROUND OF THE INVENTION 
   One of the problems which inheres with the use of toilets is when males urinate into toilets. Every day many males experience difficulty ensuring that no urine is misplaced onto the floor, toilet seat, and other areas in a bathroom. This may be due to physical infirmities, entering a phase of potty-training, substance-abuse related issues, or poor concentration or energy. To date, there is no products in the marketplace which adequately address these issues. 
   Oftentimes, young boys who are just entering into the potty-training phase have difficulty ensuring all of their urine is deposited completely into the toilet and not on the floor, toilet seat cover, etc. Unfortunately, it may take weeks, if not months to properly train a young boy to successfully use the toilet for urination. 
   For older men it may be challenging to ensure that all of the urine is deposited into the toilet. Many older men suffer from poor balance, arthritic knees, body control, stamina, and other penile-related maladies. As a result, oftentimes urine is misplaced on the floor, toilet seat cover, etc. 
   Moreover, other men may experience similar problems due to injuries or other health related issues. Men whom are young and old with crutches, substance abuse-related problems, penile maladies, mental retardation, recent hospital patients, etc. may experience similar issues. Therefore, poor urination abilities are not necessarily confined in scope to just the young or infants. These issues may also afflict many men across the spectrum. 
   Therefore, what is clearly needed in the art is a device or article of manufacture designed specifically for the use of channeling or funneling urine into a toilet for males. Such a device should be lightweight, pliable, sanitary, and easy to use. 
   SUMMARY OF THE INVENTION 
   The present invention in some preferred embodiments consists of a toilet splash guard for use with toilets comprising: a generally flat, planar polyethylene shield, the shield comprising a front side and a rear side, two ends, two circular orifices, indicia, and three polyethylene bumpers, the front side faces the user, the two ends shaped as flanges shaped to correspond to the lower portion of a rim of a toilet, the circular orifices located substantially upon the upper portion of the shield, the bumpers located substantially on the lower portion of the shield, the bumpers located on the rear side of the shield, the bumpers are shaped to correspond with an upper portion of a rim of a toilet bowl, the left bumper and right bumper are shaped diagonally to correspond with the upper portion of a rim of a toilet, the center bumper substantially shaped as a rectangle. 
   Preferred embodiments may vary with the present invention. Although the aforementioned preferred embodiment was described with many components, the summary of the invention should not be construed to be limiting the scope of the present invention. Several of these components may be optional depending upon the circumstances. 

   
     BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF THE DRAWING FIGURES 
       FIG. 1  is a perspective view of a preferred embodiment of the present invention. 
       FIG. 2  is a planar view of a preferred embodiment of the present invention. 
       FIG. 3  is a planar view of a preferred embodiment of the present invention. 
       FIG. 4  is a perspective view of a preferred embodiment of the present invention. 
   

   DESCRIPTION OF PREFERRED EMBODIMENTS 
   According to a preferred embodiment of the present invention, a unique article of manufacture or device is used to prevent urine from being misplaced when aimed at a toilet. The present invention is used primarily for use with males. The article of manufacture or device is described in enabling detail below. 
     FIG. 1  illustrates a preferred embodiment of the present invention. The toilet splash guard  100  is a generally flat, planar, and bell shaped device which is pliable enough in order to fit into a toilet bowl. In its general use, the toilet splash guard  100  is placed in a similar fashion as seen in  FIG. 1 . When a male urinates, the toilet splash guard  100  channels or funnels the urine into the toilet, thus eliminating unsightly urine from being misplaced throughout a bathroom. The toilet splash guard  100  can be generally described as a shield, or a urine shield. 
   The toilet splash guard  100  will be described herein by different regions and/or parts thereof. The toilet splash guard  100  is comprised of a left rim edge  101 , a right rim edge  102 , a left bumper  103 , a center bumper  104 , a right bumper  105 , a right hole  106 , a left hole  107 , and indicia  108 . 
   The toilet splash guard  100  is generally a one-piece device or article of manufacture. The only pieces or components which may be added or subtracted are the left bumper  103 , the center bumper  104 , the right bumper  105 , the left hole  107 , the right hole  106 , and the indicia  108 . 
   The toilet splash guard  100  in a preferred embodiment is made of a flexible, thin, low-density, plastic polyethylene. There are many reasons why polyethylene is an expedient material to comprise a preferred embodiment of the present invention. First, polyethylene is very pliable when cut into relatively thin sheets. In terms of the present invention, relatively thin shall mean a thickness of less than an inch. This is important because the present invention calls for the user to bend the toilet splash guard  100  in such a way to fit into the rim of a toilet bowl. One advantage of the present invention is the fact that the flat and planar toilet splash guard  100  may fit into almost any sized and shaped toilet bowl because the pliability of the toilet splash guard  100  enables it to conform to the rim of just about any toilet bowl. Moreover, when the toilet splash guard  100  is not in use, it may be flattened and stored in a relatively small space. 
   Another advantage of polyethylene as it relates to the present invention is the fact that it is a sanitary material which can withstand harsh chemicals. Generally, a user will disinfect and spray the toilet splash guard  100  in order to remove residual urine and to remove the malodorous smells associated with urine. 
   Yet another advantage of using polyethylene is the fact that it is soft to the touch. This is important because one of the objects of the present invention is to enable young children to use the toilet splash guard for their own personal use. Other materials may be too coarse and produce sharp and jagged edges which may create a safety issue. 
   Although the use of polyethylene is strongly recommended for use with the present invention, other expedient materials may also be used which incorporate the same or similar inherent characteristics mentioned above. Although the inventor is not aware of such substitute materials, it is foreseeable that such materials may be available. As such, the present invention should not be construed to be limiting in scope with respect to the types of materials which are used to comprise the present invention. 
   Turning now to the present invention, left rim edge  101  and right rim edge  102  are essentially flanges which are used to cooperate with the underside of a rim of a toilet bowl. These two flanges facilitate the affixation of the toilet splash guard  100  to the rim of a toilet bowl. 
   The left bumper  103 , the center bumper  104 , and the right bumper  105  are used to further facilitate the affixation of the toilet splash guard  100  with the toilet bowl. Whereas the flanges are positioned on the underside of a rim of a toilet bowl, the bumpers are positioned on the upper surface of the rim of a toilet bowl as illustrated in  FIG. 4 . Both the left bumper  103  and the right bumper  105  are both cut at an angle as illustrated in  FIG. 2 . The reason the left bumper  103  and the right bumper  105  are cut at angles is because as a user bends the toilet splash guard  100  to fit into the rim of a toilet bowl, the bumpers will necessarily contact the rim at an angle. The center bumper  104  is cut straight. The center bumper  104  appears as a box. 
   The left bumper  103 , the center bumper  104 , and the right bumper  105  are also made of polyethylene. Since polyethylene is not a material well adaptive for use with adhesives, the bumpers are affixed to the outside of the toilet splash guard  100  through heat welding. Essentially the bumper pieces are melted onto the toilet splash guard  100  as cut extrusions. Since the methods used to affix the bumpers onto the toilet splash guard are well known to one skilled in the art, other methods used will not be further detailed herein. 
   It should be pointed out here that the bumpers are only affixed to one side of the toilet splash guard  100  as illustrated in  FIG. 2 .  FIG. 3  illustrates the opposite side of the toilet splash guard which does not have the bumpers. For this reason, the toilet splash guard is bent or flexed by the user inwards such that the bumpers are on the outside such that it may be placed upon the upper surface of the rim of a toilet bowl. 
   Right hole  106  and left hole  107  are used for the purpose of handling the toilet splash guard. The holes may be thought of as handles. Although the illustrated preferred embodiment discloses the use of holes on the top of the toilet splash guard  100 , the use of holes is not specifically required by the present invention. There abound a panoply of different ways of fashioning a handle for the present invention. Therefore, the present invention should not be construed as limiting in scope with respect to the use of holes. 
   Indicia  108  may embody a panoply of different functions. Indicia  108  may be used as a training device in order to teach young boys in potty training to aim their urine a cartoon character or the like. Games may be incorporated challenging the young boys to aim their urine in specific areas of the toilet splash guard  100 . 
   In some preferred embodiments indicia  108  may embody static cling vinyl characters. However, there also abound a panoply of ways to imprint or affix indicia  108  to the toilet splash guard  100  which are well known to one skilled in the art. As such, the other methods of affixation of indicia  108  to the toilet splash guard shall not be further detailed herein. 
   Indicia  108  may also be used for marketing or ornamental purposes. Or, in the alternative indicia  108  may comprise aphorisms, precepts, ideas, or fanciful characters and objects. The uses and embodiments of indicia  108  are endless. However, the use of indicia  108  is not necessary for use with the present invention. In other preferred embodiments, the use of indicia  108  may not be necessary. As such, the present invention should not be construed to be limiting in this regard. 
   It will be apparent to the skilled artisan that there are numerous changes that may be made in embodiments described herein without departing from the spirit and scope of the invention. As such, the invention taught herein by specific examples is limited only by the scope of the claims that follow.