  how can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all is the second comedy album recorded by the firesign theatre. it was originally released in 1969 by columbia records. ==track listing== ===side one=== #"how can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all" â 28:27: ##"drink to me only with thine fox" (mr. catherwood and ensemble) [cd retitle: "the ralph spoilsport mantrum"] â 4:21 ##"the policemen's brawl" (officers bradshaw and henderson) [cd retitle: "zeno's evil"] â 4:34 ##"yankee doodle came to terms" (all fecal people's chorus) [cd retitle: "the land of the pharaohs"] â 2:47 ##"Ãber dubbing over alice" ('arry 'n' friends) [cd track retitle: "vacancy-no vacancy"] â 1:34 ##"you ain't got no friends on the left" (babe and the unknown soldiers) [cd retitle: "the lonesome american choo-choo don' wan' stop here any mo'"] â 7:34 ##""we're bringing the war back home!" from babes in khaki" (lilly lamont*) (*miss lamont courtesy of paranoid pictures) â 7:31 [split into 2 tracks on the cd, track titles below]: ###"babes in khaki" â 3:53 ###"tv or not tv" â 3:38 (this side of the vinyl lp was not divided into separate tracks, but the liner notes list the above titles and tracks.) ===side two=== #the further adventures of nick danger â 28:11 :"from the archives of the original firesign theatre radio hour. as first broadcast december 6, 1941. rebroadcast courtesy of loostners bros. soap co." ==detailed track information and commentary== the album consists of two 28-minute pieces, each taking up one side of the original vinyl release. === "how can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all" === on side one, the title track opens with philip proctor playing car salesman ralph spoilsport, a spoof of southern california ford deal
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