    calamity james is a comic strip in the uk comic the beano. it is about a boy, named calamity james (a pun on calamity jane), who has disastrous luck. he first appeared on 1 november 1986, in issue no. 2311. a copy of his first strip is viewable here. his strip replaced biffo the bear and little plum, which had both been reduced to a half-page by this time. he has a pet called alexander lemming, (a pun on alexander fleming). ==creation & concept== there were several variations of the visual appearance of calamity james before a final image was decided on. calamity james has black hair, wears black trousers, and has a red jumper with the number 13 on it. he has big eyes, and lots of buckteeth, but in his early days, he had small eyes and only two buckteeth. in earlier strips he was also shown under a permanent black rain cloud. according to the december 4th 2014 issue of the beano, he has a crush on minnie the minx and hopes to become her boyfriend one day. a distinctive feature of the strip is its cluttered appearance, with much surreal and incidental background detail. various themes recur; notably the "little squelchy things" which appear in a wide variety of guises and tend to be visual gags, though they may take part in the story (for instance, james may trip over one), and a constant scatter of winning lottery tickets, notes with a large sum of money on them, diamonds, gold bars, and bags with 'vast dosh' written on them which james walks past yet somehow never manages to notice. once, when he was complaining about his lack of money, alex told him to look around (he was surrounded by one of each of the above), as if he had just noticed them, but then it turns out he was referring to busking. another recurring feature is the appearance of bizarrely-named factories and other buildings, such as "lumpy custard factory" and "knicker elastic testing sheds", that appear in the background throughout the strips (all accompanied by appropriate sounds). tom paterson has been the main artist for the strip, although steve bright has drawn it on occasions, 
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