text: Sick of dive bars that are just hipster code for dark and expensive with a dart board, well people need to take notice of Stage Door, which may very well be the crappiest bar I've ever had the privilege of drinking at. \n\nAnd I loved it. \n\nThe vibe makes you feel like you're drinking in the convenience store at a gas station, coupled with some losers wasting away at video poker at the bar. But that's ok, they can afford it considering how cheap this place is! \n\nVegas may be one giant rip off, but for at least the next 21 years, Stage Door will be there to make sure you can get full on drunk for cheaper than the price of one drink at the nearest casino bar. \n\nWell... maybe not quite... especially considering that this might be the first dive I've ever been to where my BOTTLED beer tastes watered down. \n\nBut really, at a place like this, I wouldn't have it any other way.