text: I echo a lot of reviewer's thoughts on this place - I'd rather suck a hobo's toes than ever set foot here again.\n\nMy fantastic night started with my promoter chatting with my girlfriend and I on the strip. \"Did you know that Hakkasan is the number 10 nightclub in the world?\"\n\nWhy no I did not. \n\n\"Would you like free entry?\" \n\nWell sure, but I'm with a big group- 12 girls 11 guys. \n\n\"Oh even better! Just give me your names and I'll handle everything! You'll get right in for free!\"\n\nWhat a great deal, promoter guy!\n\nFast forward 9 hours later, and there is a clusterfuck of EPIC proportions in front the club. I'm directed to wait outside of the goddamn casino next to a Starbucks with my entire group and wait 50 minutes in the 90 degree heat in my suit. \n\nWhich to be fair to the club and promoter, is the EXACT FUCKING OPPOSITE of the experience I was promised. \n\nIn their generosity, the club made me two wonderful offers: \n\n1. We'll take all of your girls and you guys can wait outside in this exclusive Starbucks line for another hour. \n\n2. You guys can pay us 100 bucks each to get in. \n\nThe bouncers were generally clueless assholes and after half heartedly venturing into the club,  we eventually left and went to the midget bar (Beecher's) and it was awesome. \n\nI hope everyone involved with this club gets scabies.