text: The reason I'm giving this place one star as opposed to two is a simple, yet annoying element of this place: the portraits of dead musicians on the wall. WTF do Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, or Sid Vicious have anything to do with Japanese food?\n\nThese portraits on the wall are just one of many examples of how this place does not get anything. This place is treated as a club by the bouncers outside, but it's really just a sub-par restaurant in the disguise of a high-end Japanese restaurant. So, Geisha A Go Go are you a club? Bar? Japanese place? All of them?\n\nI was here for a friend's birthday a little while back and I found that the food overall is not worth what you pay for. Of course they go with a \"minimalist\" gimmick and give you insultingly small portions. The service is alright, but again, nothing special.\n\nI don't think even hara-kiri would bring any honor to this place's horrible sushi. I guess the usual Scottsdale, Diesel jean-wearing date rapist wouldn't know the difference between good sushi and mediocre with all the blow dripping down his throat, so I guess this usually goes unnoticed.\n\nNow, if you talk to a fan of Geisha A Go Go you might hear them mention, \"But, they've got really cool bathrooms.\" Well, I don't go to a restaurant to dump out the meal I just ate. Japanese Fusion Restaurant fail.