Sleazy Greetings Funny Anniversary Card For Husband | Dirty Birthday Card for Boyfriend Husband Him | Perfect For Valentine's Day | Things I Love About You Pie Chart Card
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
Color: Things I Love About You Pie Chart

In this case, size does matter! Complement your significant other, husband, boyfriend, fiancé, or partner on their biggest and best qualities with our newest playfully humorous (and honest) card! Perfect to celebrate an anniversary, birthday, or Valentine’s Day, this amazing card pictures a pie chart mapping their best attributes: their dick, looks, and humor. Printed on high-quality recycled card stock and coated with a matte finish, this innocently inappropriate card expresses your penis appreciation and will leave that special someone with a boost of bedroom confidence. (You’ll thank us later).

Receive one funny card for men for your boyfriend, husband, girlfriend, wife, or significant other.
Inside reads, "And you're all mine."
Folded card measures 5-inches by 7-inches.
Includes one cute card for your partner with a matching envelope.
Designed, printed, and packaged in the USA. Ships in a sturdy, rigid envelope.