Donald Trump Gets A Pink Pussy Hat: Donald Trump Satire (Impeach Trump Trump Watcher Book 2)

THE TOTALLY UNTRUE TALE OF HOW DONALD TRUMP GOT A PINK PUSSY HAT AND STARTED BEHAVING LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

This is a satiric fairy tale story with links to how you can support the Pink Pussyhat Project and the Women’s March.

Here is an excerpt from the DONALD TRUMP GETS A PINK PUSSYHAT book:

PART 1: THE MARCH

Saturday, January 21

The day after the Inauguration

They marched in Washington. D.C.

Joined by millions across the nation

Donald Trump looked out from the White House

And what did he see

Hundreds of thousands of pink hats

Shaped like a cute little kitty

Trump thought, “All these people

Are marching to support me, me, me

I am the most popular president

In all of recorded history!”

PART 2: THE ACCIDENT

After a grueling few days in office

Donald Trump visited the golf links

Still thinking he was supported

By the millions wearing pretty kitty pink

He swung his huge Trumpy driver

And gave the golf ball a huge whack

The golf ball hit a tree

And then it bounced back

PART 3: TRUMP’S PINK PUSSY HAT VISION

Wearing his pink pussy hat

Donald Trump had a vision so clear

And he woke up and quickly gathered

His team from the Secret Service near

“I have had a vision

Like the clearing of some smoke

That I have been all wrong for so long

That all my life was a just a joke

“First, fire Steve Bannon

He is just too scary nuts

Fire Kellyanne and Spicer too

No ifs, ands or buts

ABOUT THE MOVEMENT FOR CHANGE

You can support the Pussy Hat Project and learn how a march becomes a movement for equal rights at www.pussyhatproject.com

You can support the ongoing change movement by joining the effort at www.womansmarch.com

ABOUT THE AUTHORS

Trump Watcher is a group of artful agitators, insistent irritators and progressive pests who oppose the Trump presidency through books, satiric songs, investigations and art.

You can see more about our book series, satiric songs, investigative reporting and art about the era of Trump at our website www.trumpwatcherbook.com

WHO MIGHT LIKE THIS BOOK

Trump Watcher’s collective mission is to add to the amusing analysis provided by Samantha Bee, Stephen Colbert, James Corden, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Bill Maher, Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah, Conan O’Brien, John Oliver, Jon Stewart and other truth-tellers.