Crazy Dog T-Shirts Mens If Found Drunk Please Return to Anyone But My Wife Tshirt Funny Drinking Tee (Heather Black) - L
Brand: Crazy Dog T-Shirts
Color: Heather Black

Literally anyone but my wife. I'm afraid of what will happen to me!
Don't Sacrifice Comfort
At Crazy Dog T shirts, we’ve combined what every guy loves in a mens graphic t shirt: a comfortable fit and funny jokes. The Best quality tees, super soft cotton and top of the line screen-print inks that stay vibrant and look great. Our cool pre-shrunk tee shirts mean a man never has to worry about shrinkage. Our tshirts will help you look stylish, feel relaxed and be hilarious all at the same time! They're great geek gifts ideas for a nerd with a sarcastic sense of humor.
Your New Favorite T-shirt
The ultra soft cotton fitted tees let men look great binging movies on the couch or chillin at the gym. Our experts have harvested the finest jokes, sarcastic quotes and movie references guaranteed to get a laugh. We print all our novelty tees and nerdy tank tops in-house with state of the art equipment so it looks just as good when you first put it on as it does when your significant other pries it out of your hands. Sarcasm is our science in making funny sayings.
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Funny shirts are great for your brother, sister, Mom, Dad, or the rest of the family and make ideal Christmas, birthday, anniversary, Mother's Day, Father's Day, St Patrick's Day and Halloween presents. They’re just as much fun to give as a gift than they are to receive. Do the math and get a look from a retro 80s Tshirt to a present for a gamer.
If You’re Not Happy, it’s No Joke
We love throwing humor at your face. But, if there’s an issue with your purchase, we want to make it right. Contact us if you have any problems and leave us your feedback if you're happy with your purchase. Customer satisfaction is our top priority.

SUPERIOR DESIGN: Crazy Dog T-shirt branded tees are designed and printed in the USA. We screen print our graphic tees with state of the art equipment to ensure vibrant colors and lasting durability. Our awesome funny shirts are the perfect gift for any occasion.
NEW FAVORITE SHIRT: We have our tees manufactured to be the best super soft high quality shirts. Our vintage lightweight fitted tees are made from ringspun cotton to get that comfortable fit and feel. Our sarcastic tees have the funniest sayings, while hilarious they are cool at the same time and are perfect when you're binging movies on the couch or chillin at the gym.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED: Whether you're cute and adorable or sarcastic and nerdy, get ready to have fun with this graphic tee. Machine washable (wash/iron inside out in cold water/low heat, hang dry,). Larger sizes are available - 3XL 4XL and 5XL – for most novelty designs. If you are unsatisfied for any reason, we will provide an immediate exchange.
FROM PUB CRAWL TO DAY DRINKING: Pick your party! This t-shirt will take you on all your drunk adventures, creating memories to remember (or not) with your best friends.
MENS FIT: This is a men's shirt; Check our other listings for this design in women's and youth sizes. Our tees are slim fit so order a larger shirt if you're between sizes. Larger sizes are available - 3XL 4XL and 5XL – for most designs. Check out all of Crazy Dog T-Shirt tees for funny shirts for men.