Hollabears Shawty U Fine 10" Teddy Bear - Funny Plush Gift for The Girlfriend, Wife, Boyfriend, Husband or Best Friend
Brand: Hollabears

Let her know that you have some sort of standards, and she fits them just fine. Sitting and very soft and plush. He's made with a very comfortable high quality PV fleece material with 13mm pile height and an embroidered message on a heart just as soft. What does this mean? It means your lover(s) gonna want to rub it on their face all night. Maybe spray it with your own scent so they think of you while they do that. Disclaimer: The last suggestion will be less creepy if they actually know who you are.

This bear just wants to holla the best way he knows how
10 inches tall, the perfect size and shape to hug or display
Very soft high quality material (think fleece blanket), not just a toy from the corner store
Everlasting embroidered words on a velvety plush heart
Make your intentions clear, get out of the friendzone