PAGE (Pet Anal Gland Expression) System
Brand: Asspressions

We get it: no one wants to express their Pet's anal glands. But, we’re here to save you the time, money and aggravation of heading across town to visit the Vet or Groomer every time your Pet exhibits the signs of swollen and uncomfortable anal glands; scooting, licking, or an unexpected fishy smelling discharge. Our Mission, at Asspressions, is to Equip, Educate, and Encourage Pet Parents to take a proactive role in keeping their Pet Healthy, Happy, & Comfy. The PAGE System offers Pet Parents the tools, knowledge, and confidence to perform a task that they never thought they could do, on their own, at home. Veterinarian approved, the PAGE System includes all the materials necessary for expressing and disposing of anal glands secretions in a quick and contained system. Asspressions is a family owned and operated business, which means each kit is assembled right here in the USA for the Do-It-Yourself Pet Parent who's not afraid to take care of a recurrent, frustrating, and smelly issue. Each PAGE System contains 3 individual kits with everything you’ll need to express your pet’s anal glands, including a step-by-step instructional video. That’s 3 expressions for a fraction of the cost of what your Vet or Groomer charges for a single expression! Isn’t it time you took charge of your Pet’s anal gland health? You won't want to express without the PAGE System! At Asspressions, we get it, butt you got this!

SAVES YOU TIME, MONEY & AGGRAVATION! - The PAGE System is a cost saving alternative to constantly heading to the Vet or Groomer when your pet's anal gland issues arise; scooting, licking, smelly discharge.
FOR THE "HANDS ON" PET PARENT - The PAGE System offers Pet Parents the tools, knowledge, and confidence to perform a task that they never thought they could do on their own at home.
3 KITS INCLUDED - Includes all materials necessary for expressing and disposing of anal glands secretions in a quick and contained system, without all the mess! ASSEMBLED IN THE USA - For the Do-It-Yourself Pet Parent who's not afraid to take care of a recurrent, frustrating, and smelly issue.
STEP-BY-STEP INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEOS - Each PAGE System includes written instruction as well as a link to watch our complete, detailed instruction videos.
WARNING - If you see blood or pus around your dog’s anus or if your dog seems very uncomfortable, do not attempt to express their anal glands at home! Make an appointment with your Veterinarian ASAP!!