text: The directions are printed in English but obviously TRANSLATED by someone that doesn't speak English as a first language. I've had it since the 4th of July and still can't figure out the written directions. While setting it up I accidentally took a movie of myself - good video with sound - but I don't know how I did it?!? Audio and video are good! I don't know who made it - probably Chinese Communists - so I can't go to their wed site for help