Farmer's Tan Imperial Pale Lager
22oz bottle. Holy god are you f*ing kidding me?!? Pours a glowing pissy highly filtered light gold. Aroma is full of chemicals, pine-sol, solvent, acetone, raw alcohol, flabby malt and artificial sweetener. Tastes like someone crushed up a bunch of aspirin and threw it in some watered down household cleaner. Not too subtle in hiding the 9% are we now? Stale hops, soap and alcohol round out the flavor profile. Slick, oily and greasy body lead to a disturbingly hot, solvent-y finish. Shit. I can find cheaper alternatives to clean my floor thank you very much.