Commercial Suicide
Thanks to Josh (HopsSchnapps) for this bottle! As others have mentioned, carbonation is an issue here. Don't rush it, and give a couple inches of extra head space on the first pour in case the head wants to get all uppity. (and it will) Subsequent pours are much more manageable. After the 4 finger head subsides mostly, the remainder sticks around, which is a nice thing. Very dark brown liquid, with a touch of lighter shades around the edges. There's a rich maltiness to the aroma, with a soft, but droning chocolate note and bold nuttiness. Taste is similar in rich malt forwardness. The chocolate mostly takes a back seat to a more nutty taste. It's good though. Naturally, the carbonation is a bit stingy. That aside though, it's light on the palate. Overall, it's very nice. You definitely have to work for it more with the carbonation issues, but it's still worth it. I will say that I'd be surprised if the ABV is actually 3.3% for these bum bottles.