Heineken Lager Beer
A - Pours very quickly, leaves a two finger head that dissipates very, very quickly, leaving no lace whatsoever. Carbonation shows, but not that much. S - Not much aroma at all. Some malt cutting through, but out of the bottle, it doesn't have much scent. T - Overrated taste. Malt comes through strong, a little hint of alcohol, but it's practically like drinking wheaty water. M - Medium carbonation, light body that becomes sort of heavy when swished around a bit. Ends up being sort of... creamy, for lack of another word. Not a huge fan. D - Mediocre at best, and heavily overrated. Definitely a quantity over quality sort of thing.