Dad's Little Helper Malt Liquor
Appearance: Pours a bright, clear yellow body with a creamy white head. Smell: Aroma of cooked corn with a single pat of butter. There's some faint, nearly indiscernible hops in the scent, but you gotta sniff past alot of corn to find them. Taste: Sweet and grainy, with a heaping ladle of cafeteria corn niblets and a dash of 99 Bananas. Light hop bitterness on the altogether weak finish. Mouthfeel: Medium-thin body. Softly carbonated. Drinkability: This beer's a gag in every sense of the word! ... This IS a gag beer, right?