Heineken Lager Beer
Well, let's just abandon the whole a/s/t/m/d thing since everyone over the age of 16 has had a Heieneken at one point or another. This is a beer that's a cut about the balance of macros. A little sweet, a touch of skunk, light, refreshing, "not filling", but in the end, a macro without a lot of character. Not a bad beer & a beer that often presents itself as an OK substitute when the choices are things I wouldn't feed to a monkey-killer.