Coors Light
When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When at wing night consuming several thousand calories in a sitting, do as drunk friends do when the finest cheap wings must be accompanied by the finest cheap lager. Five dollars for a pitcher that filled 4.5 14-oz shaker glasses wins the competition for a refreshing beverage to wash away our garlicky woes. Glassware was clean, yet the first thing I noticed was no head retention even at proper carbonation levels and aggressive pour. Aroma was weak, just a dash of hops barely squeaking through. Mouthfeel was perfectly fine for a light-colored lager. Taste was that of soda-water with some other light metallic tastes. Hey, it's cheap, wet, and fizzes. What else do you want to go with ten-cent garlic wings?