Carling
Not much to recommend about Carling. The only positives are A) it's cheap. and B) you can get it anywhere (at least in the UK). I'm a very moderate beer drinker (generally no more than one beer in a single setting), so I can afford better beer. It just tastes too watered-down and non-descript. I'd rather have a bad-tasting bitter beer, because that at least has flavor.