Porter
A: poured from a bottle into a pint glass. Dark brown / deep ruby liquid with virtually no head. S: sweet caramel malt, some darker malts as well T: smooth blend of malty flavors that aren't especially distinctive, slight bitterness, no alcohol to speak of M: very thin for a porter. sometimes this is accompanied with a nice dry finish or spicy alcohol bite, but not here. D: very drinkable porter, just kinda boring.