Stroh's
Stroh's before hoes... Yep, that pretty much sums it all up. If you're going macro-lager, and want to get a good laugh from your buddies, this is a must-buy. Often overlooked in college towns alike, Strohs is the redheaded stepchild of yellow fizzy beers. And for good reason. At least the others go down smooth or taste enough like water to get you by. But no, Stroh's affirms its place as party pooper (emphasis on the poop) right in your mouth. Get it for a good laugh, but you'll soon reconsider your "drink to get drunk" binge drinking ways.