Moosehead Lager
Poured into a pint glass, it gleams a crisp yellow-gold. Smells off and unlike beer really should - not in a spoiled way, mind you, but just not good. It literally creeps its' way into your nose, with a mildly nauseating corniness. Smooth, with a salty maltiness, screaming of adjunct, sitting at the back of the tongue like a wet washcloth. It's dry in the mouth, quickly soaking into the tongue and past the throat. Drinkable only in that it is akin to water, with little taste so it goes down relatively easy. Yeesh! Maybe good for a fishing trip when it's cold enough that your lips don't taste much, but not good for here on the sofa.